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Al Franken Is a Big Fat Sex Criminal

A reporter accuses Franken of kissing and groping her against her will.

In December of 2006, I embarked on my ninth USO Tour to entertain our troops, my eighth to the Middle East since the 9/11 attacks. My father served in Vietnam and my then-boyfriend (and now husband, Chris) is a pilot in the Air Force, so bringing a ‘little piece of home’ to servicemembers stationed far away from their families was both my passion and my privilege.


...

Franken had written some skits for the show and brought props and costumes to go along with them. Like many USO shows before and since, the skits were full of sexual innuendo geared toward a young, male audience.

As a TV host and sports broadcaster, as well as a model familiar to the audience from the covers of FHM, Maxim and Playboy, I was only expecting to emcee and introduce the acts, but Franken said he had written a part for me that he thought would be funny, and I agreed to play along.

When I saw the script, Franken had written a moment when his character comes at me for a 'kiss'. I suspected what he was after, but I figured I could turn my head at the last minute, or put my hand over his mouth, to get more laughs from the crowd.

On the day of the show Franken and I were alone backstage going over our lines one last time. He said to me, "We need to rehearse the kiss." I laughed and ignored him. Then he said it again. I said something like, 'Relax Al, this isn’t SNL…we don't need to rehearse the kiss."

He continued to insist, and I was beginning to get uncomfortable.

He repeated that actors really need to rehearse everything and that we must practice the kiss. I said 'OK' so he would stop badgering me. We did the line leading up to the kiss and then he came at me, put his hand on the back of my head, mashed his lips against mine and aggressively stuck his tongue in my mouth.

I immediately pushed him away with both of my hands against his chest and told him if he ever did that to me again I wouldn't be so nice about it the next time.

I walked away. All I could think about was getting to a bathroom as fast as possible to rinse the taste of him out of my mouth.

I felt disgusted and violated.

Not long after, I performed the skit as written, carefully turning my head so he couldn't kiss me on the lips.

...

At the time I didn’t want to cause trouble...

I tried to let it go, but I was angry.

Other than our dialogue on stage, I never had a voluntary conversation with Al Franken again. I avoided him as much as possible and made sure I was never alone with him again for the rest of the tour.

Franken repaid me with petty insults, including drawing devil horns on at least one of the headshots I was autographing for the troops.

But he didn't stop there.

The tour wrapped and on Christmas Eve we began the 36-hour trip home to L.A. After 2 weeks of grueling travel and performing I was exhausted. When our C-17 cargo plane took off from Afghanistan I immediately fell asleep, even though I was still wearing my flak vest and Kevlar helmet.

It wasn’t until I was back in the US and looking through the CD of photos we were given by the photographer that I saw this one:




I couldn'y believe it. He groped me, without my consent, while I was asleep.

I felt violated all over again. Embarrassed. Belittled. Humiliated.

How dare anyone grab my breasts like this and think it's funny?

I told my husband everything that happened and showed him the picture.

Franken is claiming the event for which there is documentary proof for was "Just a joke," because groping an unconscious woman is funny (do you get it?!), but is denying the forcible kissing.

Actually he's not denying it: He's using the Kevin Spacey Defense of just saying "My recollection differs" and then not saying anything more. I suppose he'll next be telling us he intends to live his life as a gay man.

Mitch McConnell isn't buying that and has called for a Senate ethics probe:



I think it's time to expel Al Franken from the Senate.

More Coming?



Posted by: Ace at 12:14 PM




Comments

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1 And Leann Tweeden is quite a crumpet, too, last time I saw her.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 16, 2017 12:15 PM (0MKRD)

2 AMF Stuart Smalley

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2017 12:16 PM (0W8QL)

3 Just look at that guy. Is anyone surprised?

Posted by: brak at November 16, 2017 12:16 PM (WjCgM)

4 And he signed her yearbook!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 16, 2017 12:16 PM (0W8QL)

5 Wait wait wait.... the Turtle is asking for an Ethics probe into this? Surprising.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 16, 2017 12:16 PM (jjaLl)

6 Once I got through the body armor, it was heaven!

Posted by: Al Frankfurter at November 16, 2017 12:17 PM (vtcmf)

7 nothing will happen, he's a dem

Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 16, 2017 12:17 PM (N3JsI)

8 Nina Burleigh wants to give Al Franken a blowjob.

Posted by: mark1971 at November 16, 2017 12:17 PM (xPl2J)

9 She was asking for it. Look how she's dressed.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2017 12:18 PM (xQfPr)

10 Administer 12 oz of alphabet soup to Ace, stat! Someone has taken his "m"!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 16, 2017 12:18 PM (3O0Zi)

11 Al has to cop a feel off of unconscious women because that's the only way he'll ever get near nice breastez.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 16, 2017 12:18 PM (vkS2Z)

12 On the other hand, she is pretty jug-a-licious.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 16, 2017 12:18 PM (jjaLl)

13 You misspelled "Urinal" in the headline, Ace.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 12:18 PM (mJ8mX)

14 But we all know the left will still defend Franken, as will the media. They don't know how NOT to.

Posted by: weew at November 16, 2017 12:18 PM (EaEMG)

15 This is so wonderful. I'd bet there is a lot of real stuff worse than this in Franken's past.

Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2017 12:18 PM (KvWlw)

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 12:19 PM (LfUge)

17 sweats nervously

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 12:19 PM (LfUge)

18 16


Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 12:19 PM (LfUge)



Smartest thing I've ever heard Slo Joe say......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 16, 2017 12:19 PM (jjaLl)

19 Did Bannon make this happen? If so I am in love.

Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2017 12:19 PM (KvWlw)

20 It's a pity the victim's husband didn't punch that bastards lights out.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 16, 2017 12:19 PM (m/Gc2)

21 "It was just a prank, bro!"

"oh ok, next story" - media

Posted by: brak at November 16, 2017 12:20 PM (WjCgM)

22 It means that Mitch can't do anything to Moore after he gets elected.

Advantage, Bannon.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 16, 2017 12:20 PM (cAXIk)

23 Petard

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 16, 2017 12:20 PM (hMwEB)

24 We're all sex criinals now ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 16, 2017 12:20 PM (BiLU+)

25 Limbaugh is almost giddy about this. He figures that if Franken did it once he probably did it multiple times.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2017 12:20 PM (gm9yG)

26 Oh God there's not enough popcorn in the world for this....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 16, 2017 12:21 PM (Gs5TH)

27 A male feminist strikes again.

Posted by: Thursby at November 16, 2017 12:21 PM (WVn9a)

28 I choose now to live as a gay man.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 12:21 PM (rkrOv)

29 You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criinal.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (GEpFD)

30 Nothing will happen!! His votes were found in a car trunk, when he was elected fair and square. He's a stand up comic, just part of his act..


Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (JEtVp)

31 The creepiness of Al Franken is a hole with no bottom.

Posted by: museisluse at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (YgxEa)

32 5 Wait wait wait.... the Turtle is asking for an Ethics probe into this? Surprising.
_____________________

He knows nothing will come of it. They'll issue Franken a "stern" letter of reprimand or some such shit, and then pretend that they took tough action.

It's all theater for the rubes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (BXf9o)

33 Al Franken: a failed comic playing the role of a US Senator.

Posted by: ShainS at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (BiLU+)

34 Judge Moore is guilty until, no, even if innocent. Sen Franken is only guilty of being fatally funny.

Posted by: Barry Wom at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (loZXu)

35 I don't think the left is liking these new rules they want us to live under. I wonder how long it will take them to cry uncle?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (/tuJf)

36 All I could think about was getting to a bathroom as fast as possible to rinse the taste of him out of my mouth.
..............

Ptooey! Ack ack! Ptooey!

She's lucky she didn't get a big nasty canker.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (HgMAr)

37 That's ALE Franken.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (398bZ)

38 People.
Glass Houses.
Stones.

An admonition that few of the whited sepulchers in politics, the media, or anywhere pay attention to.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (hLRSq)

39 Let me put my FUPA on you, girl.


I'd like to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ftth, ftth, ftth, ftth.

You need to clean out the dust bunnies under your bed.

Posted by: Al Franken Pickup Lines at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (tbOMB)

40 I have come to loathe politics...it's everywhere..and part of everything now a days.

Why doesn't the public demand term limits for Congress?

Posted by: Politically Fatigued at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (8qYU4)

41 update: Phil Kerpen says he's already hearing of a second Franken victim.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (8rNrN)

42 Man...a second Franken victim?? *its popcorn time, baby*

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (a0IVu)

43 I'm thinking about thinking about it.

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (IqV8l)

44 Mitch McConnell isn't buying that and has called for a Senate ethics probe:


No he is turning it over to the ethics committee where all ethics violations go to die.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (mpXpK)

45 Al, it's time to lose the diaper and put on your big boy pants and own up to this...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (O2RFr)

46 I suppose he'll next be telling us he intends to live his life as a gay man.



Re; Al Franken.

Surprised he hasn't already used that line. Years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (3/f2v)

47 My fave tv show is Criinal Minds.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (GEpFD)

48 Can't wait to compare and contrast the GOPe reaction to this and Moore.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 16, 2017 12:24 PM (72PAC)

49 24
We're all sex criinals now ...


Posted by: ShainS at November 16, 2017 12:20 PM (BiLU+)



Speak for yourself, democrat.

Posted by: Al Franken Pickup Lines at November 16, 2017 12:24 PM (tbOMB)

50 "The taste of Franken" is something I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 12:24 PM (7HtZB)

51 I suppose he'll next be telling us he intends to live his life as a gay man.

***

Wait, you mean he's not already?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:24 PM (GEpFD)

52
Mittens? McVain? Any comments yet from those stalwart Republicans?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)

53 Well, Mitch...this is a wee bit awkward, no?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 12:24 PM (p+Wdc)

54 52


Mittens? McVain? Any comments yet from those stalwart Republicans?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)
They are having an emergency meeting of the concerned conservatives.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (a0IVu)

55 Hahahaha fight fire with fire.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (LiyEm)

56 The creepiness of Al Franken is a hole with no bottom.

Posted by: museisluse at November 16, 2017 12:22 PM (YgxEa)



Barry O: Holes? Bottoms? Sounds like my kind of party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)

57 Franken is just the warm up band for the big really big show for 2018 ,

Posted by: eddie Sullivan Himself at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (BxkYl)

58 Couldn't happen to a nicer fat fuck.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (2sCft)

59 Just so we're clear,
Making hypothetical comments about consensually grabbing mish= crime of the century

Grabbing boobs without consent= perfectly ok

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (mynhJ)

60 Whats the payoff for an ethics violation? There's a slush fund for that. How much will Franken have to contribute? That comes out of campaign cash, doesn't it?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (4XCge)

61 Any comments yet from those stalwart Republicans?

***

Does "stalwart" mean fake?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (GEpFD)

62 I think the only answer to this is to throw all the Senators out and start over... We know this is gonna snowball with accusations on both side so lets have a do-over...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (O2RFr)

63 I'd hit it!

Posted by: Slick Willie at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (xMlQ+)

64 I expect some female comics/former SNL writers to pick up the Everbody knew! chant.

Posted by: Shopgirl: Get well soon Ned Yost #raised Royal at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (0eA1e)

65 I was afraid she would shoot me but the roofies did their job.

Posted by: Al Frankfurter at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (vtcmf)

66 Why haven't we seen this photo before? If it had come out 10 years ago would it have had the same impact?

Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (KvWlw)

67 Would you like to drink from my Franken stein?

Posted by: Al Franken Pickup Lines at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (tbOMB)

68 There is one advantage to this going to a committee for review, and Franken fighting it. We get to see that sweet photo displayed over and over again for weeks. It's wonderful

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (V/f/L)

69 59 Just so we're clear,
Making hypothetical comments about consensually grabbing mish= crime of the century

Grabbing boobs without consent= perfectly ok
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (mynhJ)

And failing to pull up=death.

Posted by: Porkins at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (72PAC)

70 When will the Committee of the Concerned weigh in on this rape culture in the US Senate?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (4XCge)

71 Why doesn't the public demand term limits for Congress?

Because congress won't vote for it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (QM5S2)

72 ...the taste of Franken...Mmmmmmmm, yessss!

Posted by: George Takei at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (xMlQ+)

73 What is it about democrat senators and airplanes? Franken, Menendez, etc.

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (dFemX)

74 That unpleasantness in the mid-20th century? It was just a joke! C'mon, people, no sense of humor?

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (Llmo+)

75 Mitch McConnell isn't buying that and has called for a Senate ethics probe:
---
Dude, wait, you think this is a *strong* response from McConnell?!?

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (XQvuQ)

76 This is just the tip.... of the Ice Berg...

15 Million paid out by Congress to settle sexual Harassment claims...

That is TAX money, and so is open to freedom of Information Act law suits.

Expect to see a Rats leaving the sinking ship soon...

They made the rules... by going after Judge Moore... OK... if dems da rulez....

Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of Angry Men at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (NgKpN)

77 Make them live by their own rules.

Saul, I read your book!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (hyuyC)

78 BUT...BUT...I'M A COMEDIAN! IT WAS SATIRE! IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!

Posted by: Al Franken, screaming from the Outer Darkness at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (be0vm)

79 Posted by: George Takei at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (xMlQ+)

Oooooooh my.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (GEpFD)

80 Well,Porkins thought he could hold it.....

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (LiyEm)

81 "...put his hand on the back of my head, mashed his lips against mine and aggressively stuck his tongue in my mouth."
............

He seems nice.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (HgMAr)

82 I think it's time to expel Mitch McConnell from the US Senate.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (r9UYA)

83 I'm beginning to suspect that I'm the only person that never did any of this stuff. Well, maybe not Ace, but we can't be sure.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (E6Dv5)

84 Franken was just adjusting her breasts - they got all out of wack when she passed out.

Posted by: An Observation

--the most likely explanation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (39g3+)

85 >>Why haven't we seen this photo before? If it had come out 10 years ago would it have had the same impact?

Doubt it. We have entered a new age of women taking as many scalps as they can in this witch hunt.

10 years ago this would have all been laughed off.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (/tuJf)

86 I'm not going to lie LeAnn and I spent I lot of time together.

Posted by: MAGA at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (LnOh3)

87 That picture is a smoking gun, a career mushroom cloud, evidence in a criminal proceeding, and the greatest meme ever...

...all rolled into one.

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (dFemX)

88 And failing to pull up=death.
Posted by: Porkins at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (72PAC)


failing to pull out = life

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 16, 2017 12:28 PM (2+GkN)

89 You can add this to the apparent 200+ settlements that congress has paid out for sexual harrasment.

Why are these payouts being kept secret and why haven't all of these people been removed from office?

We are now in the midst of the great sexual harrassment panic of 2017 and I want Democrat heads god damnit!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 12:28 PM (71/k8)

90 SNL won't but should do a skit about it. Their old alumni Al can do a guest appearance playing himself.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 16, 2017 12:28 PM (ZM2xo)

91 Franken was just adjusting her breasts - they got all out of wack when she passed out.

***

Heh. Always loved that movie.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:28 PM (GEpFD)

92 Piece of shit.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 12:28 PM (oHw6V)

93 Holy cow, I didn't read her version before. Franken is lucky she is a lady. Too bad she didn't have pepper spray.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 16, 2017 12:28 PM (suO/a)

94 Oops. Everybody.
Obviously it is Omit Consonants Day.

Posted by: Shopgirl: Get well soon Ned Yost #raised Royal at November 16, 2017 12:28 PM (0eA1e)

95 84 Franken was just adjusting her breasts - they got all out of wack when she passed out.

Posted by: An Observation

------

Nice.

Dead men don't wear plaid.

Posted by: MAGA at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (LnOh3)

96 Not willowed but on topic now:

Mitch re: allegations against (R) Moore during election campaign:

"I believe the women."

Mitch re: actual photo of (D) Franken molesting an unconscious, much-younger woman:

"I believe the Ethics Committee should review the matter."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (fsZof)

97 Comedic privilege: "See, my clown nose was *ON* when I did this, so I can't be held responsible for it. LOL!"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (W+vEI)

98 Well, this is sauce for the gander, I guess, but in real life it's a nothingburger.

You can't tell if he's even actually touching the flak jacket and if he is he's not getting the squishy love squeeze of a boobie feel.

Armor plate is still armor plate even if there's a really good rumor of breast tissue somewhere underneath it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (gIRsn)

99 The altitude made me do it!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (IqV8l)

100 87
That picture is a smoking gun, a career mushroom cloud, evidence in a criminal proceeding, and the greatest meme ever...



...all rolled into one.

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (dFemX)

Exactamundo!!! And he's WORTH it!

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (vkS2Z)

101 I savor Al's taste.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (t/fPx)

102 Could not be a happier morning waking up to hear about Franken. Sanctimonious sleaze who stole his election to begin with. Please let there be 20 more women with stories.

Posted by: Dixiegal at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (skqYQ)

103 I suspected what he was after, but I figured I could turn my head at the last minute, or put my hand over his mouth, to get more laughs from the crowd.

I'd have put my hand over his mouth. Except my hand would've been closed into a fist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (Llmo+)

104 59 Just so we're clear,
Making hypothetical comments about consensually grabbing mish= crime of the century

Grabbing boobs without consent= perfectly ok
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 16, 2017 12:25 PM (mynhJ)

This all could be a set up to try to bring out the sexual harassment charges against Trump again, but seeing how he beat them before, I don't know what good it would do to try it again.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (7HtZB)

105 Wow. I always thought he was gay!

So if we lock Harvey, Franken, and Spacey in a room who is going to be the molester and how is going to be the molestee? (For this of you with truly sick, warped, and twisted minds you can throw in Charlie Sheen and Wild Bill 'The Wonder Weasel' Clinton into the mix and answer the question).

Posted by: AdamPM at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (uSn+c)

106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.

Posted by: Holdfast at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (Q6rS8)

107 These sex scandals might eventually involve a lot of people in DC, but I can assure you that Mitch won't be in any of them.

Posted by: Elaine Chao at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (398bZ)

108 Well we are on resignations...can we get the Dems onboard with calling for the resignation of all the Clinton judicial appointments?

Fruit of a poisoned tree right?

/Yes I know that has nothing to do with this, but this is a panic damnit!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (eSx+E)

109 I know there are some stories out there about me, and that some have been fueled by the fact that I am so protective of my privacy.

I choose now to live as a worthless asshole.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (SKdFH)

110 He could pretend he had a brain tumor...the tumor made me do it!

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

111 There is one advantage to this going to a committee for review, and Franken fighting it. We get to see that sweet photo displayed over and over again for weeks. It's wonderful

ummm...nope.

Posted by: The Yawning Chasm of the MFM Memory Hole at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (ty7RM)

112 88 And failing to pull up=death.
Posted by: Porkins at November 16, 2017 12:26 PM (72PAC)

failing to pull out = life
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 16, 2017 12:28 PM (2+GkN)

and 18 years of child support...

Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of Angry Men at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (NgKpN)

113
I wonder if Judge Moore or his attorney will let fly with some Tweets.

Not sure if that's good or bad but then again, the knives are out for them so what's the harm? I guess depends on what they say and how they phrase it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (mbhDw)

114 In Europe this would be a nothing burger.....Shouldn't we be more like Europe?

Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (JEtVp)

115 I can see why congress has spent millions of my tax dollars paying off accusers, without reporting it to me.

I can also see that the majority of congressmen probably have skeletons in their closets, and between those and the billions of bribe dollars from the CoC and others, why they never deliver on their campaign promises.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (7ZVPa)

116 Oh please, someone get the video of Franken pretending yesterday not to "get" the jokes in Justice Willetts' harmless Tweets during his confirmation hearings.....

Piece of shit.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (vK1iB)

117
Are the accusations enough for Franken to step down just like they are for Roy Moore? Or are accusation only applicable to Republicans? Thank you, I'll hang up and listen to my answer that I already know what it is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)

118 Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (fsZof)

If that ain't enough to make you want Moore to pull out a win, I don't know what is.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (wwd4n)

119 "10 years ago this would have all been laughed off."

I guess. This all seems like it's gonna end badly though.

Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (KvWlw)

120 82 I think it's time to expel Mitch McConnell from the US Senate.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (r9UYA)

------

I mean what I posted this morning. I'm all for taking a few days off, head to D.C. and hound McConnell day and night to resign.

Anybody with me?

Posted by: MAGA at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (LnOh3)

121 "Phil Kerpen" sounds like a crank call name. I'm not checking urban dictionary for which orifice a "kerp" is.

Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (3I7wr)

122 Well, this is sauce for the gander, I guess, but in real life it's a nothingburger.

True, but it's delicious to direct fire at a sanctimonious Dem, and make him squirm and try to defend himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (Llmo+)

123 "I believe the Ethics Committee should review the matter."
***
That's where charges go to die right?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (eSx+E)

124 Leeann Tweeden was a Republican too at one point.

Posted by: Blanco at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (QGdDN)

125 106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.
Posted by: Holdfast at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (Q6rS



What if she was only wearing a t-shirt? I mean, a grope is a grope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (mbhDw)

126 If Mitch was serious he would call for Al Franken's expulsion from the Senate. Mitch is sending it to the Committee so it will sit there and die on the vine in a few months when the controversy has died down. Membership has it's priviledges.

Posted by: Thomas M. at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (CTbcy)

127 That picture is a smoking gun, a career mushroom cloud, evidence in a criminal proceeding, and the greatest meme ever...



...all rolled into one.

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (dFemX)

---

I don't know. We need more evidence and eventually may look into it.

Posted by: Sen McTurtle at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (suO/a)

128 >> "I think it's time to expel Al Franken from the Senate."- Ace

I think it's time to expel Al Franken from polite society.

Actually, I think it's time to expel him even from impolite society.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (D9udC)

129 Oops. Everybody.

Obviously it is Omit Consonants Day.


Glad to know it wasn't a vowel movement.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (IcT7t)

130 >>>>That picture is a smoking gun, a career mushroom cloud, evidence in a criminal proceeding, and the greatest meme ever...



...all rolled into one.
.
.
.Yep and unlike the Moore accusation this one has actual real physical evidence, not some forged year book.

I loved it when she got asked repeatedly if the year book was fake and she refused to answer. She can't answer either way because Moore would win the resulting Civil Libel Suit big time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (+Dllb)

131 Now now, we shouldn't rush to judgement until the leader of the US Senate, Chuck Schumer, weighs in.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (r9UYA)

132 I'm good enough. I am smart enough. And doggone it, people like being raped by me.

Posted by: Al Franken Pickup Lines at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (tbOMB)

133 >>Well, this is sauce for the gander, I guess, but in real life it's a nothingburger.


Read her account, because in context it's worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (W+vEI)

134 Fuck this bush league ethics probe. This #MeToo virtue signaling witch hunt needs to end. These women need to file criminal and/or civil charges or shut the fuck up. This is has become larger than the right vs. the left. It's about the rule of law, female supremacy, and destroying all men.

This is obvious the Dims want to sacrifice Al Frankin for Moore and Trump laying off the Pedos in DC including the network in our country.

No deal. Fo duck yourself and DIAF

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (g4lFK)

135 I told my husband everything that happened and showed him the picture.
.............

Al Franken: lucky to be alive.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (HgMAr)

136 I'm sure all the Democrats that came out to decry Roy Moore will show the same standard for Franken.

Someone kept track of all the Democrats that rushed to the microphones to demand Roy Moore step aside so we can check right?

It wasn't only republicans, was it?

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (XQvuQ)

137 Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (gIRsn)

No; It's not a big nothing burger. Nobody should be grabbing a woman's breasts while the woman is asleep. There is more evidence he did something than there is that Roy Moore assaulted the AL woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (8+Ozj)

138 Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Posted by: Al Fwanken at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (GEpFD)

139 Well, maybe not Ace, but we can't be sure.

You can't tell, the female ewoks are very worked up but nobdy can understand the things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (39g3+)

140 I didn't know groping was so bad. If you're ever on the train in Japan and you don't grope the girls standing next to you, they will think you're homo.

Posted by: son of sonobi at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (FpdVP)

141 Not a crime when Demoncrat pols do it.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (CMbMd)

142 128 >> "I think it's time to expel Al Franken from the Senate."- Ace

I think it's time to expel Al Franken from polite society.

Actually, I think it's time to expel him even from impolite society.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (D9udC)


*Shoves one way ticket on Aerolineas Pinochet in Frnaken's pocket"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (mbhDw)

143 Hi Morons, who wants to play hide the Franken ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (M+Lyo)

144 I guess. This all seems like it's gonna end badly though.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (KvWlw)


Time for the auto-da-fe.

Think that this stuff may goose Congress into helping Trump to dial back the Title IX Star Chambers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (Llmo+)

145 139 Well, maybe not Ace, but we can't be sure.

You can't tell, the female ewoks are very worked up but nobdy can understand the things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (39g3+)


But what will the shelves think?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (CMbMd)

146 140 I didn't know groping was so bad. If you're ever on the train in Japan and you don't grope the girls standing next to you, they will think you're homo.
Posted by: son of sonobi at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (FpdVP)


I can verify this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (mbhDw)

147 "We had just flown through turbulence and sniper fire. I was merely trying to stabilize the young lass, and make sure she was comfortable.
-Al Franken, as told to Brian Williams

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (ty7RM)

148 Why doesn't the public demand term limits for Congress?
Posted by: Politically Fatigued at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (8qYU4)


After the Repukes won the House in 1994, in large part thanks to Newt's Contract With America, the first thing they backtracked on was term limits. It was my first heads up on what a bunch of opportunistic lying cocksuckers the trash party is made up of.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (y7DUB)

149 >>
Oh please, someone get the video of Franken pretending yesterday not to
"get" the jokes in Justice Willetts' harmless Tweets during his
confirmation hearings.....


Seriously? Only Al Franken make jokes, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (W+vEI)

150 No admiration for McConnell here, please.

Ethics Committee investigation? What a f****ng joke--Franken wasn't a Senator when he did this, and it gets buried in procedure.

If the Turtle wanted to press a political advantage, he would be demanding that Franken resign.

Posted by: Furious George at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (j+dfT)

151 115 I can see why congress has spent millions of my tax dollars paying off accusers, without reporting it to me.

I can also see that the majority of congressmen probably have skeletons in their closets, and between those and the billions of bribe dollars from the CoC and others, why they never deliver on their campaign promises.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM (7ZVPa)

Its goes further...

They are going after a campaign, with a special prosecutor, to bring down a President.

They are using the Dept. of Justice, as a Political tool....

It started under Obama, and continues today... and will not end well.

They opened Pandora's Box.

Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of Angry Men at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (NgKpN)

152 If she can produce a signed yearbook, Franken's toast!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (IcT7t)

153
In Europe this would be a nothing burger.....Shouldn't we be more like Europe?
Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2017 12:30 PM


Every man of prominence has a mistress in Europe. That's what they told us during the Clinton era.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (IqV8l)

154 I don't thnk Franken's crappy joke is funny and its obviously a really awful thing to do, but I don't consider it evidence he's some kind of molesting scuzzbucket. Just a guy with a lot of arrogance and a lousy sense of humor (which we already knew).

However, there's a lot more damning and exact evidence of his misbehavior than Moore.

Supposedly the manager of the mall during the lat 70s says there was no ban on him and no "warnings" about him preying on young women that he recalls. That's not any more valid than rumors said by other people in town, but its a counter to them at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 12:34 PM (39g3+)

155 My touching is just a joke but your words are rape-rape.

Posted by: Puthay Hatte, Esq. at November 16, 2017 12:34 PM (W/SyC)

156 150 No admiration for McConnell here, please.

Ethics Committee investigation? What a f****ng joke--Franken wasn't a Senator when he did this, and it gets buried in procedure.

If the Turtle wanted to press a political advantage, he would be demanding that Franken resign.
Posted by: Furious George at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (j+dfT)


He needs to preserve the Democrat majority in order to effectively kill Trump's legislation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:34 PM (mbhDw)

157 I didn't know groping was so bad. If you're ever on the train in Japan and you don't grope the girls standing next to you, they will think you're homo.

***

Yeah, but come on, Japan? The country that introduced the world to tentacle porn?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:34 PM (GEpFD)

158 Al Frankin is not even a pawn in this culture war. The Uniparty needs to be purged of all criminal totalitarians.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:34 PM (g4lFK)

159 150 No admiration for McConnell here, please.

Ethics Committee investigation? What a f****ng joke--Franken wasn't a Senator when he did this, and it gets buried in procedure.

If the Turtle wanted to press a political advantage, he would be demanding that Franken resign.
Posted by: Furious George at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (j+dfT)

Yes, this must be investigated! That Picture could be FAKE!

But Judge Moore? clearly guilty....

/spit...

Posted by: Don Quixote, singing the song of Angry Men at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (NgKpN)

160 They'll have to trot out some accusations against republican congressmen soon to deflect. Probably gay sex harassment.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (7HtZB)

161 125 106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.

Posted by: Holdfast at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (Q6rS

-

What if she was only wearing a t-shirt? I mean, a grope is a grope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (mbhDw)

---

So masturbating within an inch of a sleeping person's face is okay so long as you never technically touch them?

Good to know.

Posted by: H. Weinstein at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (fsZof)

162 15 Million paid out by Congress to settle sexual Harassment claims...

That is TAX money, and so is open to freedom of Information Act law suits.

Expect to see a Rats leaving the sinking ship soon...

They made the rules... by going after Judge Moore... OK... if dems da rulez....
Posted by: Don Quixote


THIS TIMES A MILLION BRAZILIANS!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (3/f2v)

163 If she can produce a signed yearbook, Franken's toast!

"Give me a few minutes and a pen and I can whip something up!"
--Gloria Allred

What the hell was up with that goofy drawing in the press conference? Here's a picture someone drew of her! Don't you have any photographs? Why did she need help standing up?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (39g3+)

164 160 They'll have to trot out some accusations against republican congressmen soon to deflect. Probably gay sex harassment.
Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (7HtZB)


At PJ Media, there's a story about some Ohio Republican who just resigned over a homo encounter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (mbhDw)

165 10 years ago this would have all been laughed off.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (/tuJf)


That's the wages of weaponizing this stuff - anyone can use it. Shouldn't have started throwing stones while living in a glass house, and all of that.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

166 Why choose to go public now instead of 2008 when Franken was running for Senate, given the assault happened in 2006?

The answer I'm hoping for is that she was a liberal in 2006 and was willing to absorb this assault because she thought overall Franken would help the liberal cause. But maybe she shifted right over the years, and the hypocrisy of the media with respect to Moore just became too much and she thought she would finally come forward with this.

I can just imagine how flustered McConnell must be. He's got to do *something* or else be exposed as a pro-Democrat hypocrite.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 12:36 PM (/qEW2)

167 142. Mi General appreciates your patronage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 12:36 PM (fA1SL)

168 >>>106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.

Because she is very hot, it counts. The hotter the chick, the more sexual the act is viewed. So a joke that works for a fatty (because everyone assumes he is not trying to achieve sexual gratification) is seen as sexual when the target is sexy. Not fair, but reality.

Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2017 12:36 PM (3I7wr)

169 Hang on a second, let me look up the DOJ/federal definition of rape/sexual abuse.

Posted by: H. Weinstein at November 16, 2017 12:36 PM (fsZof)

170
So Trump talked about "grabbing her by the mish" but Franken is an actual titty juggler.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 16, 2017 12:36 PM (t6XCL)

171 the fatal flaw of the left will forever be " they never think shit through" you still wanna play this game libs ?

Posted by: Slick Wilbur at November 16, 2017 12:36 PM (8F7Ub)

172 Darned sock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 12:36 PM (fsZof)

173 >>That's the wages of weaponizing this stuff - anyone can use it. Shouldn't have started throwing stones while living in a glass house, and all of that.

Yep. You might want to stock up on petards at the store, I think there is going to be a run on them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (/tuJf)

174 So,what you are saying is it is not a grope grope?
Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (LiyEm)

175
We simply can't have these low moral cads in such a sanctified place as the US Senate.


ha, I crack myself up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (r+sAi)

176 135 I told my husband everything that happened and showed him the picture.
.............
Al Franken: lucky to be alive.
Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (HgMAr)


Please. The guys in the Air Force. Whats he gonna do ... issue a friggin challenge coin ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (2+GkN)

177 At PJ Media, there's a story about some Ohio Republican who just resigned over a homo encounter.

***

Why? Shouldn't he be lauded for his courage?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (GEpFD)

178 WTF this is '06. Bill Clinton previously trouble shot this behavior and the consensus was, it's okay.

Posted by: redenzo at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (5wSNN)

179 Don't waste our time with an "ethics probe" kabuki theater.
Put your money where your mouth was, and kick him out!

Posted by: Iblis at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (9221z)

180

Bitch wrote in his statement that he hopes the Democrat leader will join him in this. So McConnell is writing comedy now? I'm surprised the spineless wonder didn't ask Schemer's permission before doing anything

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (493sH)

181 Charges of rape and sexual assault need to be filed immediately. Fuck this #MeToo bullshit. That is cowardly virtue signaling to destroy men's lives without Due Process.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (g4lFK)

182 I loved it when she got asked repeatedly if the year book was fake and she refused to answer. She can't answer either way because Moore would win the resulting Civil Libel Suit big time.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 16, 2017 12:31 PM (+Dllb)


Yep, me too. I think the next step would be to put words in her mouth, to force her to jump one way or the other.

[blah blah blah, weasel words ...] "So you're saying you stand by the authenticity of the yearbook?"

Make her say the words, and if she doesn't, then reverse tack: "So ... you're saying it's a forgery?"

When she tries to waffle her way out of this, then administer the coup de grace: "OK, I get it. You're saying you don't know whether it's authentic or not. So as far as you know, there might be nothing whatever to the allegations you've making. Is that right?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (Llmo+)

183 Isn't it chiseled in the walls of congress. "Just lay back and enjoy it, we are the elite and know whats best for you".

Posted by: Colin at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (JEtVp)

184 125
106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.

Posted by: Holdfast at November 16, 2017 12:29 PM (Q6rS

---------------

I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter if there's clothing or body armor in the way. And ahem, well...there's also the sexual humiliation of a sleeping woman for the amusement of others angle...


Posted by: Stu-22 at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (be0vm)

185 Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2017 12:36 PM (3I7wr)


Wouldn't or shouldn't make any difference what she looked like. He groped her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (8+Ozj)

186 Technically it is a sexual assault, but if the groper is charming, Muslim or a Democrat this constitutes legal justification.

Posted by: Puthay Hatte, Esq. at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (W/SyC)

187 I see that a few people are pointing out that, in the picture, it is arguable about whether his hands are hovering just millimeters over her vest, or if they are in contact.

That has to be the most hilariously absurd thing I've read in a long time, particularly given the look on his face and the obvious construction of the whole thing.

You've got your malicious intent, you've got your action, you've got a temporarily-unable-to-respond victim, and you've got a moving airplane that almost guarantees that he was making contact even if not specifically shown. How could he *not* be sexually assaulting her?

Mr. Franken, that was Federal Property you were on at the time. You won't be facing the Minnesota judiciary, my friend.

Oh, no... you're on Federal Turf, now.

Never mind what the Turtle does re: the "ethics committee." What you see there is a Federal Crime being committed by then-citizen Al Franken.

Senate censuring is just the tip of the iceberg, here.

Al should be googling Kansas, to see what the weather in Leavenworth is like.

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (dFemX)

188 At a minimum, all of the taxpayer money spent on paying off harassment claims needs to be repaid from the personal accounts of the PUBLICLY NAMED harassers.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (7ZVPa)

189
Just heard Rush talk about another woman who was groped by Frank N Furter.


at media equalizer dot com.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (mbhDw)

190 I can just imagine how flustered McConnell must be. He's got to do *something* or else be exposed as a pro-Democrat hypocrite.

***

Bitch, please. That ship sailed long ago.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (GEpFD)

191 Does the fact I have an enormous schadenboner right now make me a sex criminal?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

192 173 >>That's the wages of weaponizing this stuff - anyone can use it. Shouldn't have started throwing stones while living in a glass house, and all of that.

Yep. You might want to stock up on petards at the store, I think there is going to be a run on them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (/tuJf)

We suggest you buy stock in Consolidated Petard....

and GOLD....

Posted by: Fox Business Channel at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

193
Let's see if I can say this with a straight face. Are Republicans going to demand that Democrats denounce Franken for what he did? Or will the MFM hound Democrats about this?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:39 PM (493sH)

194 "I believe" and "I hope" .... I guess Mitch saves the tough talk for the guys that really scare him, like Republican Roy Moore.

Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 12:39 PM (Pqytn)

195 Congress is a fucking dumpster fire.

Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2017 12:39 PM (Hucnr)

196 Yes, but it wasn't grope grope!!!

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at November 16, 2017 12:39 PM (O5Q3r)

197 I told my husband everything that happened and showed him the picture.

One wonders how much it would take for al-Franken's security detail to take a short break for a few minutes so her hubby could "have a talk" with him?

You know, man to man. Won't take but just a second or two. Here's some soft drink money...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 12:39 PM (tRaq7)

198 No; It's not a big nothing burger. Nobody should be grabbing a woman's breasts while the woman is asleep.


No, nobody should. I think there's a question as to whether he's actually even touching the kevlar here, you see shadow from the flash under his finger tips.

It's a pose for a "joke" photo, as a jr. high boy would understand joke. I think he's intentionally not groping her so that she doesn't accidentally wake up and make a scene.

I think Franken is the world's biggest ass. I believe the rest of her account about him writing in creepy kissing scenes and trying to tongue her. All of that is totally vile and conforms with my low opinion of him. I just don't think this is much of a grope shot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 12:39 PM (gIRsn)

199 LOL

An "ethics investigation" would be bukkake theater.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 16, 2017 12:39 PM (CPk08)

200 At PJ Media, there's a story about some Ohio Republican who just resigned over a homo encounter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (mbhDw)


Rob Portman cornholed his son?

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2017 12:40 PM (y7DUB)

201 What a joke McConnell is. Fuck him.

And where is McCancer's outrage? Or Cruz? Or Mittens?

Fuck all these assholes.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 16, 2017 12:40 PM (nVrrb)

202 Wanna play hide the Frankenfurter?

Posted by: Al Franken Pickup Lines at November 16, 2017 12:40 PM (tbOMB)

203 Oh, no... you're on Federal Turf, now.

Never mind what the Turtle does re: the "ethics committee." What you see there is a Federal Crime being committed by then-citizen Al Franken.

Senate censuring is just the tip of the iceberg, here.

Al should be googling Kansas, to see what the weather in Leavenworth is like.
Posted by: RobM1981 at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (dFemX)

Do you really expect Jeff Sessionzzzzz to go after a sitting Senator?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

204 It would be nice to say that every accusation be proven or at least backed up by some sort of proof before we get out the tar and feathers. We used to have something in this country called the justice system and a credo of innocent until proven guilty.

Those days are gone, and rather than lament them but have no recourse, I guess we'll all have to enjoy the "what goes around comes around" spectacle.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 16, 2017 12:40 PM (z79tQ)

205 https://www.justice.gov/ovw/sexual-assault

"What is Sexual Assault?

Sexual assault is any type of sexual contact or behavior that occurs without the explicit consent of the recipient."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 12:40 PM (fsZof)

206 >>>> 140 I didn't know groping was so bad. If you're ever on the train in
Japan and you don't grope the girls standing next to you, they will
think you're homo.

Posted by: son of sonobi at November 16, 2017 12:32 PM (FpdVP)





I can verify this.
.
.
.We spent many a fun time riding the Trains while stationed in Japan.

Our son was 5 years old when we got there and had blonde hair and blue eyes and he was constantly having people run up to him to rub his head as it is considered good luck to rub blonde hair. He hated it and tried to fight them off every time they tried to do it. I could never catch them in time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 16, 2017 12:41 PM (+Dllb)

207 188. Yes. I want NAMES! Fiat iusticia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 12:41 PM (fA1SL)

208 This is not going to end well for anybody except hermits living in the woods (like me).

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:41 PM (g4lFK)

209 Let's see if I can say this with a straight face. Are Republicans going
to demand that Democrats denounce Franken for what he did? Or will the
MFM hound Democrats about this?
***
Are there enough conservatives in the Senate to announce they will filibuster *everything* until Franken resigns?

Does the MN governor appoint a replacement? Do they have a special election?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 12:41 PM (eSx+E)

210 @187

Franken is a Democrat and if we've learned anything about these vile creatures is their abilities to parse, triangulate and obfuscate any situation to their ends.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 12:41 PM (71/k8)

211 You need a heart of stone not to laugh. If Moore ran huge ads showing PeJoe and Stuart Grabby with the caption "THIS IS WHAT SEXUAL ASSAULT LOOKS LIKE" he could win even in Oregon.

It vastly amuses me that McConnell's idiotic gambit might backfire enough to completely destroy the Senate's reputation. The sheer scale of the idiocy to "believe" women with obvious problems and grudges against Moore, versus referring stone cold photographic evidence to an ethics committee, is shoveling dirt on the grave.

I am loving it.

Posted by: trev006 at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (jRA31)

212 81
"...put his hand on the back of my head, mashed his lips against mine and aggressively stuck his tongue in my mouth."

............



He seems nice.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (HgMAr)

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (b8HGm)

213 That Ohio story is about a low level local politician; a minion. Local story of little consequence; unimportant.

Doesn't mean anything. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (4XCge)

214 A prope? please... there should be calls for Franken to step down, and if not to be expelled from the senate.

Posted by: Reality Man at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (xOBRH)

215 This is not going to end well for anybody except hermits living in the woods (like me).

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:41 PM (g4lFK)




What about Herman's Hermits?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)

216 Is that jiz on the kevlar? Or is it the camo coloring?

Trust me it's important.

Posted by: Jiz Clinton at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (5wSNN)

217 208 This is not going to end well for anybody except hermits living in the woods (like me).
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:41 PM (g4lFK)

*fistbump*. Well, I live in the suburbs, but same idea.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (NWiLs)

218 191
Does the fact I have an enormous schadenboner right now make me a sex criminal?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (NWiLs)



That doesn't.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (tbOMB)

219 @209

If there were photographic evidence of a Republican doing this, he would be out of congress by 5pm this afternoon.

It's a democrat so he probably will survive.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (71/k8)

220 We support Senator Franklin and this just another lie perpertrated by the Republitards !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (u54O2)

221 He did this while they were on a USO trip to entertain deployed servicemen.

Posted by: not the mama at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (mx7rN)

222 What is the statute of limitations for groping? Serious question.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (7HtZB)

223
Under the current Leftist moral code that picture constitutes sexual assault. It matters not if he touched her under the new code. rape, rape.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (r+sAi)

224 C'mon other victims of Franken...don't be ashamed..time to tell your story and get closure.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (a0IVu)

225 >>I think Franken is the world's biggest ass. I believe the rest of her account about him writing in creepy kissing scenes and trying to tongue her. All of that is totally vile and conforms with my low opinion of him. I just don't think this is much of a grope shot.

I honestly don't care. The left has been using any method to harass and punish the right for years and getting away with it. And Franken is right there at the top of the list.

He along with Schumer sent a letter to the IRS demanding that they target Tea Party groups and so they did. Of course he didn't get punished because of the Obama DOJ.

I don't care if they put this asshole away for J-walking. Just keep hammering away at them with any means possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:44 PM (/tuJf)

226 Our son was 5 years old when we got there and had blonde hair and blue eyes and he was constantly having people run up to him to rub his head as it is considered good luck to rub blonde hair. He hated it and tried to fight them off every time they tried to do it. I could never catch them in time.

THey pat peoples heads more often in that culture than we do. No real sense of personal space or restraint in contact in Japan (or India, for that matter)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 12:44 PM (39g3+)

227 If there were photographic evidence of a Republican doing this, he would be out of congress by 5pm this afternoon.

It's a democrat so he probably will survive.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (71/k

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Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the new Chair of the Ethics Committee. I give you Senator Al Franken!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 12:44 PM (fsZof)

228 That's the wages of weaponizing this stuff - anyone can use it. Shouldn't have started throwing stones while living in a glass house, and all of that.

Yep. You might want to stock up on petards at the store, I think there is going to be a run on them.


That's why proof is needed. Allegations alone don't mean anything. How many of these alleged "hate crimes" have turned out to be hoaxes just in the past three years? Didn't the Air Force get suckered into one?

People lie a lot. And politicians lie for a living, so they're really good at it.

Demand proof. Demand the truth. Don't accept anything else.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 12:44 PM (tRaq7)

229 It vastly amuses me that McConnell's idiotic gambit might backfire
enough to completely destroy the Senate's reputation. The sheer scale of
the idiocy to "believe" women with obvious problems and grudges against
Moore, versus referring stone cold photographic evidence to an ethics
committee, is shoveling dirt on the grave.
---
Government is shit.

The sooner people understand that and treat it as such, the better.

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 12:44 PM (XQvuQ)

230 Yep. You might want to stock up on petards at the store, I think there is going to be a run on them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:37 PM (/tuJf)


The Left's petards have been quite fun to watch - all of the colored smoke and the skybursts - it's a regular Fourth of July out there.

Heck, some don't even bother to get out of the parking lot before triggering them.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 12:44 PM (hLRSq)

231 My guess he was feeling her up while she slept then had someone take the picture to warn her " look what I can do while you sleep".

Of course the photographer can confirm or deny.

Posted by: MAGA at November 16, 2017 12:44 PM (LnOh3)

232 What about Herman's Hermits?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)

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Only if your name is 'enery.

Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (Pqytn)

233 Apparently he had his clown nose on when he shoved his tongue down her throat (ugh) and groped her, so it's all good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (PY9jH)

234 218
191

Does the fact I have an enormous schadenboner right now make me a sex criminal?


Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (NWiLs)




That doesn't.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (tbOMB)

However, shaking it at us while yelling; "Whoo, Hoo!" is a bit much.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (b8HGm)

235 Breitbart: Fuck you. WAR!

RIP.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (tbOMB)

236 We're having a record year.

Posted by: Petards R Us at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

237 So will Vox demand that Franken resign? They said Clinton should have, so why not Franken?

Posted by: Reality Man at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (xOBRH)

238 @198 No that's not how we play this from now on.
Tit for tat so to speak.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (nQHw/)

239 232 What about Herman's Hermits?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)

=============
Only if your name is 'enery.
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (Pqytn)


Pronounced, in this case, "ornery."

or simply " 'orny"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (mbhDw)

240 Did you just hear Rush? that was awesome

Posted by: Soothie at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (f1en5)

241 This is the most Al Franken has made me laugh since, well....ever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (oVJmc)

242 228 The Air For e accepted an award for bravely taking a stand against faked racism,not even kidding,I linked the story yesterday.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (LiyEm)

243 Ted Cruz rushes outside.
Wets finger.
Holds finger in air.
Runs back inside.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (r9UYA)

244 197 . . . One wonders how much it would take for al-Franken's security detail to take a short break for a few minutes so her hubby could "have a talk" with him?

You know, man to man. Won't take but just a second or two. Here's some soft drink money...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
________

Didn't Franken pretend to get all mannish a few years ago and challenge some reporter to settle Little Al's hurt feewings with a display of fisticuffs?

Posted by: Furious George at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (j+dfT)

245 C17 = Federal crime right

Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (9TU00)

246 This is just sweet, sweet confirmation of what I thought of Al Franken the first time I saw Al Franken's big fat sex criminal face.

Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (2Mnv1)

247 Notice how conviently timed the Roy Moore op, the #MeToo op, 15 million in settlements against congressmen, and now Al Frankin...... Just when PedoGate in Hollywood and the Entertainment industry was gaining mainstream attention and gaining traction.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (g4lFK)

248 Another non-sexual victim would be the guy Al Franken body-slammed back in 2004. Any sane person can see Al Franken is NOT a sane person, and most definitely not fit for the U.S. Senate (not that THAT bar is very high).

Posted by: OCBill at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (df+Zi)

249 My guess he was feeling her up while she slept then
had someone take the picture to warn her " look what I can do while you
sleep".



Of course the photographer can confirm or deny.

Posted by: MAGA at November 16, 2017 12:44 PM (LnOh3)


I believe it was the USO tour photog. She saw the nightmare-inducing pic when she received her CD of the tour.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (PY9jH)

250 I just don't think this is much of a grope shot.
=========

She asked him before to leave her alone, yet he persisted. He was being a smart ass in taking the photo.

Legally, I don't know if it constitutes harassment, but in my book, if you ask someone to leave you alone and they don't, it's harassment.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (vg8iE)

251 The good thing for Al is that he is already IN the club and will be taken care of. The bad thing for Moore is that he isn't and won't.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (O5Q3r)

252 It does look like the boob-grabbing photo was just mimed by Franken, as he was mugging for the official photog on the USO tour.


But the forced kissing is a more serious matter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (oPNmq)

253 The minute he grabbed her boobs without consent it became sexual assault, he should be facing criminal charges. Unlike Moore who's been all but hanged based on zero evidence.

Posted by: Rose at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (30UCB)

254 It's Leann Tweeden. She's a pretty cool chick. Playboy model, fitness model, pretty nice lady. This isn't a bullshit claim made by trying to find someone who wants a check.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (4ErVI)

255
I would like to see Ted Cruz reaction. Anybody see him on twitter.

btw, Schumer and pals cancelled a press conference wherein they were gonna hammer Moore again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (r+sAi)

256 Oh,snd remember this from the Obama WH?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/281034/

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (LiyEm)

257 I don't always grope women against their will, but when I do it's when they are unconscious.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (HgMAr)

258 I'd sniff her hairs.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (bc2Lc)

259 216 Is that jiz on the kevlar? Or is it the camo coloring?

Trust me it's important.
Posted by: Jiz Clinton at November 16, 2017 12:42 PM (5wSNN)


I saw Kevlar Jiz open for 10CC at the Nassau Coliseum in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (mbhDw)

260 Remember when wolf whistles and checking out the goods was mental rape? I sure do. How does Alinksy's ass taste?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (tbOMB)

261 Al Gore said "Release the Chakra!"

With Al Frankenputz, "Castrate the Weiner" seems more fitting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (CzvOE)

262 He's such an ugly, nasty little man. He's always creeped me out, and I never thought he was funny. Ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (PY9jH)

263 could be a show on MSNBCDE The FrankenWeiner hour

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (M+Lyo)

264 Fuck Al Franken until Tom Davis' ass bleeds.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (oVJmc)

265 Also I'm probably guilty of sexually harassing Leeann Tweeden through my television set back when she was on that fitness show on ESPN in the 1990s.

Kiana Tom was definitely hotter though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (4ErVI)

266 255
I would like to see Ted Cruz reaction. Anybody see him on twitter.

btw, Schumer and pals cancelled a press conference wherein they were gonna hammer Moore again.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (r+sAi)


Gee. I wonder why?

Ha, ha.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (mbhDw)

267 What about Herman's Hermits?

They're into something good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (IcT7t)

268 I just don't think this is much of a grope shot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



Doesn't matter. Standard of proof for a public lynching is, is it believable?

I say it is. Someone get a rope.

Sorry. Dems da rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (3/f2v)

269 Doubt it. We have entered a new age of women taking as many scalps as they can in this witch hunt.
------------

And believe it or not, this part of the prog culture war was *planned*.

Except it was all supposed to occur under the world-changing Queen Hillary the Horrible.

Posted by: Mega at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (XqVan)

270 Sanctimonious hypocrisy is usually presented as a religious problem. Yet here we have sanctimonious secular hypocrite Al-mer Gantry.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (/qEW2)

271 She asked him before to leave her alone, yet he persisted. He was being a smart ass in taking the photo.

Legally, I don't know if it constitutes harassment, but in my book, if you ask someone to leave you alone and they don't, it's harassment.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (vg8iE)

the photo was clearly taken to harass her... even if staged and he is not touching her...

And they apparently gave CDs out to the Cast??? so OTHER people have copies?

Clearly sexual harassment... and meant to embarrass her.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (NgKpN)

272 How does Alinksy's ass taste?

***

Probably not like chicken.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (GEpFD)

273 I'm not sure if Sessionzzzzz has the jurisdiction here.

The Military has it's own judiciary, doesn't it?

And I believe that Saint Mattis, of Quantico, is the current Secretary of Defense.

I'm sure he'll go easy on the Senator...

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (dFemX)

274
I think it's time to expel Mitch McConnell from the US Senate.



Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (r9UYA)

Replace him with Roy Moore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (oPNmq)

275 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, dog gone it, I like tits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

276 would it be a bad idea to just shoot every senator and start over?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (oGRue)

277 She did pose nude. That means its ok to grope...

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (NTM5E)

278 Oh yeah, and:

"The revised definition includes any gender of victim or perpetrator, and includes instances in which the victim is incapable of giving consent because of temporary or permanent mental or physical incapacity, including due to the influence of drugs or alcohol or because of age. The ability of the victim to give consent must be determined in accordance with state statute. Physical resistance from the victim is not required to demonstrate lack of consent."

https://archives.fbi.gov/archives/news/pressrel/press-
releases/attorney-general-eric-holder-announces-
revisions-to-the-uniform-crime-reports-definition-of-
rape

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Is this rape? No. Not even rape-rape. But this IS a teaching moment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (fsZof)

279 Literally just yesterday Franken tried to slam one of Trump's judicial appointments over what the guy said was a joke tweet about sanctions marriage with bacon.

Franken indignantly said that sometimes jokes aren't funny because they weren't really meant as jokes and today he tried to claim his actions were just jokes.

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (/tuJf)

280 248
Another non-sexual victim would be the guy Al Franken body-slammed back
in 2004. Any sane person can see Al Franken is NOT a sane person, and
most definitely not fit for the U.S. Senate (not that THAT bar is very
high).

---------------

Who could Al Franken possibly "body-slam"? A midget? A child?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (be0vm)

281 260 Remember when wolf whistles and checking out the goods was mental rape? I sure do. How does Alinksy's ass taste?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 12:48 PM (tbOMB)


The key to the Alinsky rule is making the opposition live up to their standards.

No one in DC allegedly on our side will do that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)

282 >> "15 Million paid out by Congress to settle sexual Harassment claims...


That is TAX money, and so is open to freedom of Information Act law suits.


Expect to see Rats leaving the sinking ship soon...


They made the rules... by going after Judge Moore... OK... if dems da rulez....

Posted by: Don Quixote

Yep. Dems wanna play "Crash Test Dummies"? Allllrighty then, let's play.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (D9udC)

283 It now appears "The Al Franken Decade" has ended.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (O5Q3r)

284 And the meme have just begun.....


https://___flip.com/i/1zhxif


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (jjaLl)

285 Franken indignantly said that sometimes jokes aren't funny because they weren't really meant as jokes and today he tried to claim his actions were just jokes.

***

If not for doublethink, leftists couldn't think at all.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:51 PM (GEpFD)

286 And I believe that Saint Mattis, of Quantico, is the current Secretary of Defense.

I'm sure he'll go easy on the Senator...

---------------------

Well there is military funding to consider.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 12:51 PM (4XCge)

287 Franken is and always has been vile. His 'humor' has always been that of a socially awkward 14-year-old male who doesn't know how to attract a girlfriend. The picture is not that of an innocent 'fun' gag, but of vengeance against a woman who spurned his unwanted advances--which themselves were aggressively manipulative. He is toast. And the woman's story sounds credible.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 16, 2017 12:51 PM (qcIL3)

288 I do wish there was some kind of distinction in these sexual molestation/rape/attack wave.

1) Complimenting a girl - perfectly acceptable
2) Hitting on a girl that is unwelcome - no harm, no foul
3) Sexual comments to women without invitation or context - nasty and wrong
4) Touching and groping inappropriately - very bad, illegal
5) Attempting to force sexual contact (the Pesci maneuver in Casino) - illegal, wrong, awful, even worse
6) Attempted rape - horrendous, evil, and illegal, monstrous.
7) Actual rape - Death penalty

Acting like they're all the same is just stupid. Acting like touching a woman's hair is the same as grabbing at her naughty bits is outrageous.

The exception is with children: anything but 1 is evil and utterly horrendous. It gets worse, but it starts out evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)

289 he dems are back lighting exploding cigars again...that never gets old

Posted by: DanMan at November 16, 2017 12:52 PM (XTiHL)

290 Are you tired of all the winning yet?

Posted by: Donny Two-Scoops at November 16, 2017 12:52 PM (NF2Bf)

291 There is no reason not to believe everything this women alleges.Senator Franken should do the roght thing and step down.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 12:52 PM (LiyEm)

292
I like that. Al Franken persisted. He persisted.

relooking at the photo, he is definitely touching. its rape.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 12:52 PM (r+sAi)

293 Seeing as this occurred on a Military Flight it would be a Federal Crime and tried in DC which has a 15 year SOL on sexual assault. I say swear out a criminal complaint against him. She does has photographic proof he did it, bad joke or not.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 16, 2017 12:52 PM (+Dllb)

294 btw, Schumer and pals cancelled a press conference wherein they were gonna hammer Moore again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (r+sAi)



Any calls yet for Schemer and other Dems to denounce Franken? Even a statement from them? How about a harrumph?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 12:52 PM (493sH)

295 Huh. I thought Rob Reiner was next. But I'll take Al Franken's scalp.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 16, 2017 12:52 PM (xJa6I)

296 She said after she avoided kissing him on stage, he went after her for the rest of the tour with petty insults, and drew devil horns on her pictures she signed for the troops.

What a petty little douche he is. What's that book of his on the NYT best seller list? "Al Franken. Lion of the Senate."

Indeed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (PY9jH)

297 Legally, I don't know if it constitutes harassment,
but in my book, if you ask someone to leave you alone and they don't,
it's harassment.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (vg8iE)

==================
Franken posed for that photo knowing and allowing that image to be distributed to everyone on the tour (for starters). That's an irresponsible use of power to dominate and humiliate the victim.

Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (Pqytn)

298 I'm beginning to suspect that I'm the only person that never did any of this stuff. Well, maybe not Ace, but we can't be sure.
Posted by: pep at November 16, 2017 12:27 PM (E6Dv5)

He drilled me. Hard. It hurt. Do you think I consented?

I hope I gave him splinters.

Posted by: The Shelves at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (al6UK)

299 288 What if you fall on a woman while erect and accidently penetrate her?
Saudi Businessman

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (LiyEm)

300 Women are incapable of lying about these things.

Posted by: Prof. Anita Hill at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (j+dfT)

301 In most corporate environments, Franken's behavior satisfies the definition of 'sexual harassment" (ie personally targeted creation of hostile working environment on the basis of a sexual encounter). The fact hat he had a photgraph taken of simulated assault while she was asleep satisfies the conditions for assault.

LOL. If it's just this one that comes to light, he'll apologize and skate. But if there are more, I will be laughing very hard tomorrow.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (CPk08)

302 There is no reason not to believe everything this women alleges.

***

Wymyn never lie about this kind of stuff. The Dems told me so.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (GEpFD)

303
Does it help I found MORE ballots in the trunk of my car??

Posted by: Al Frenchy Franken at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (8XRCm)

304 Who could Al Franken possibly "body-slam"? A midget? A child?
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 16, 2017 12:50 PM (be0vm)

---
notorious RBG

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (oGRue)

305 Release the Krakenboner!

Posted by: Zeus at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (NF2Bf)

306 Ah gotta say Al's pretty dumb. Y'all never let em take pictures!
Bring daddy another margarita, will ya baby...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (O5Q3r)

307 248 Another non-sexual victim would be the guy Al Franken body-slammed back in 2004. Any sane person can see Al Franken is NOT a sane person, and most definitely not fit for the U.S. Senate (not that THAT bar is very high).
Posted by: OCBill at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (df+Zi)


It's Minnesota. He's probably the best they could come up with there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (Llmo+)

308 If it shut down Schumer and his minion yammering on about evil Ray Moore I'm glad the photo came out-aside from whatever happens to Franken. I wonder if someone convince LeAnne to release it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (8+Ozj)

309
And the meme have just begun.....
https://___flip.com/i/1zhxif


Try this: http://bit.ly/2A3GRrw

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (IcT7t)

310 It does look like the boob-grabbing photo was just mimed by Franken, as he was mugging for the official photog on the USO tour.

At least in the image we have, it doesn't look like there's any contact (but then we don't know what he did later). Still, that's supposed to be funny? Respectful?

This dude spent the last year lecturing everyone on proper treatment of women and women's dignity, rights etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (39g3+)

311 If not for doublethink, leftists couldn't think at all.

Prog/Dems are perfectly capable of playing that game "Telephone" all by themselves.

Their own little whirlwind of thought doesn't count.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (tRaq7)

312 The key to the Alinsky rule is making the opposition live up to their standards.

No one in DC allegedly on our side will do that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That's their secret, they have no standards

Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (9TU00)

313 There is also photographic evidence that Mitch McConnell's dad had sex with a turtle:

http://tinyurl.com/y8v5k24y

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (LiAUS)

314
From a Moron a few years ago:

what are the various stages of a Democrat scandal?


1 circle the wagons
2 attack the accusers
3 'it's not for us to judge'
4 'we have some concerns'
5 'he's got to go'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (mbhDw)

315 At PJ Media, there's a story about some Ohio Republican who just resigned over a homo encounter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:35 PM (mbhDw)


Same here. I know humor is subjective but his schtick never had any appeal for me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (y7DUB)

316 Senator Vote Fraud really ought to step down from the senate. Its the right thing to do.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (7ZVPa)

317 Wheeeee!!!!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (U4PcL)

318 "15 Million paid out by Congress to settle sexual Harassment claims...


That is TAX money, and so is open to freedom of Information Act law suits.


Expect to see Rats leaving the sinking ship soon...

---

we also need the pelts of whoever decided that these would be hidden from the public.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (oGRue)

319 Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (g4lFK)


Perhaps, but trading Hollywood off by going against actual pervy politicians whom quite a few are Democrats - Bad Touch Biden, Franken Finger - seems to me like lighting the Titanic on fire to distract the passengers from the all of the sinking.


Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (hLRSq)

320 287 Franken is and always has been vile. His 'humor' has always been that of a socially awkward 14-year-old male who doesn't know how to attract a girlfriend. The picture is not that of an innocent 'fun' gag, but of vengeance against a woman who spurned his unwanted advances--which themselves were aggressively manipulative. He is toast. And the woman's story sounds credible.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 16, 2017 12:51 PM (qcIL3)

Yeah he was sort of the progenitor of the dumb dudebro routine we've seen the last ten years or so.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (4ErVI)

321
I've come to the conclusion the fate of this country is in the hands of sexual perverts

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (lKyWE)

322 296 . . . What's that book of his on the NYT best seller list? "Al Franken. Lion of the Senate."

Indeed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
____________

"Booby Grabbing Booby Grabbers Who Grab Boobs."

Posted by: Furious George at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (j+dfT)

323 Try this: http://bit.ly/2A3GRrw


Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (IcT7t)



Yeah, that works better

Thanks!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (jjaLl)

324 Looking at the Frankin Pic and I am glad both myself and many of the people in my Unit are older and supposedly smarter, or at least more experienced, and we did not take pics of everything we do/did and for sure do NOT post them online. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (5y11N)

325 Franken was probably one of the Democratic Senators along with Schumer that was going to lecture us about Roy Moore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (8+Ozj)

326 Yeah he was sort of the progenitor of the dumb dudebro routine we've seen the last ten years or so.

***

Which should be a capital offense in and of itself.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (GEpFD)

327 321
I've come to the conclusion the fate of this country is in the hands of sexual perverts

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (lKyWE)

Hey now I work from home and I'm poor. I'm hardly running the country!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (4ErVI)

328 1 circle the wagons
2 attack the accusers
3 'it's not for us to judge'
4 'we have some concerns'
5 'he's got to go'
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 12:54 PM (mbhDw)


You left out "It's old news."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (Llmo+)

329 I kinda figured that Frankin was a bit off, from his long stint on SNL. But I am having issues with the "Bring up Charges from 10 Years ago." Deserve to be heard, Definitely. Scared to come forward, Lawers are for that.
I can see Weinstien victims staying down, but Frankin and Roy Moore at thetime of the encounters neither are really powerful enought to shut up people.

Posted by: Picric at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (xzDyZ)

330 It's Leann Tweeden. She's a pretty cool chick. Playboy model, fitness model, pretty nice lady. This isn't a bullshit claim made by trying to find someone who wants a check.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (4ErVI)

It's bullshit #MeToo virtue signaling and attention whoring.

There is nothing corageous or honorable about destroying a man's life using the media and courts of public opinion rather than filing charges in civil and/or criminal court.

This is about feminists dominating, humiliating, and destroying men's lives. This bullshit will destroy our country faster than any democrat or enemy of our country could dream of.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (g4lFK)

331 As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right hand is questionable.

And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.

Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (bPZSS)

332 I've come to the conclusion the fate of this country is in the hands of sexual perverts
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (lKyWE)

We're all preverts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (5y11N)

333 I like that. Al Franken persisted. He persisted.

relooking at the photo, he is definitely touching. its rape.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk



It's aggravated rape.

Because Franken is one aggravating MF'er.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (3/f2v)

334 This news article MADE my day, a creepy, judgey, Democrat hoisted on his petard. Gotta love it and I hope another dozen Franken victims come forward!! Does this make me a bad person?

Posted by: arieswoman at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (fwWWI)

335 Al grabbed my jugs once. In fairness, I was manning a cider booth at a county fair at the time. But yah, he immediately went for the 1 gal - totally skipped over the quart jugs - didn't even look at them. He's a jug grabber, no doubt about it, and the bigger the better.

Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (L6Zpd)

336 Instapundit has a great picture, well nauseating but great, of some Obama staffers drinking and groping a full sized picture of Hillary.

This is gonna be great!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (/tuJf)

337 About to head out.

Nashville, here we come.
And you will be on the road with...

Posted by: teej Kuralt at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (aENAX)

338 209 Let's see if I can say this with a straight face. Are Republicans going
to demand that Democrats denounce Franken for what he did? Or will the
MFM hound Democrats about this?
***
Are there enough conservatives in the Senate to announce they will filibuster *everything* until Franken resigns?

Does the MN governor appoint a replacement? Do they have a special election?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2017 12:41 PM (eSx+E)

1. Republicans filibustering everything until Al Franken resigns.

Isn't that what the Republican Establishment have been doing.

2. The Mn Governor, Mark "Foster Brooks" Dayton is a Democrat and will appoint another Democrat hack. Last time, back in 1977, Governor Anderson resigned, so Governor Perpich could appoint him Senator. That resulted in the "Minnesota Massacre" where both MN senators and the governor went to Republicans in 1978.

First time I ever voted, and Republicans swept those offices IN MINNESOTA!

Posted by: rd at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (4dz1m)

339 There is nothing corageous or honorable about destroying a man's life using the media and courts of public opinion rather than filing charges in civil and/or criminal court.

This is about feminists dominating, humiliating, and destroying men's lives. This bullshit will destroy our country faster than any democrat or enemy of our country could dream of.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (g4lFK)

I don't disagree. My theory is that they want to make it toxic for males to be in any position of authority so they can get their American Merkel to flood the country with immigrants.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

340 Does this make me a bad person?
Posted by: arieswoman at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (fwWWI)

No.

Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (L6Zpd)

341 Yes. The progs expected something like this to happen on FVP's watch. The cultural & political groundwork had been laid - consciously or not - for years.

It comes to a head now, to hilarious & at times frustrating results. Welcome to Current Year.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (fA1SL)

342 As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right hand is questionable.

And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.
Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (bPZSS)

yes but her major charge is he did grope her back stage somewhere. Now honeslty I don't a shit on some levels...They are both adults. but what is good for the goose is good for the gander

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 12:58 PM (5y11N)

343
look at the fingers on his left hand, he is touching, no doubt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 12:58 PM (r+sAi)

344 So what if you have photographs?

We have 8-tracks!

Posted by: lynch mob trying to get Moore at November 16, 2017 12:58 PM (326rv)

345 308 If it shut down Schumer and his minion yammering on about evil Ray Moore I'm glad the photo came out-aside from whatever happens to Franken. I wonder if someone convince LeAnne to release it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (8+Ozj)

The need for attention through the #MeToo hashtag campaign. Nothing more.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 12:58 PM (g4lFK)

346 Franken's kinda fucked, isn't he? I mean, they can't really keep trying to sandbag Moore and let him slide, can they? (Well, not without making it obvious to the last twenty-seven people left on earth who haven't clued in yet, anyway...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 12:59 PM (AM1GF)

347 336 Yeah,I posted the link.Really old news from 2008 but hey,they started this shit(ace had threads at the time)

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 12:59 PM (LiyEm)

348 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (5y11N)

"Hey, honey,. let me check out your molars" when the woman is not in the dental chair is NOT a good pick up line. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 12:59 PM (8+Ozj)

349 I had a realtor tell me that cameras are everywhere, even in people's houses. Act accordingly.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 16, 2017 12:59 PM (tcwn1)

350 Toothpaste...

Tube



Some assembly required

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2017 12:59 PM (EyPfd)

351 Death Penalty for al franken.

Posted by: Chris M at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (eAZVt)

352 I wonder at what point in time will the Democrats rue the day Alinsky wrote his rules.

Posted by: MacGruber at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (FEAjO)

353
>>I think Franken is the world's biggest ass. I believe the rest
of her account about him writing in creepy kissing scenes and trying to
tongue her. All of that is totally vile and conforms with my low opinion
of him. I just don't think this is much of a grope shot.


- - -
>>I honestly don't care. The left has been using any method to harass
and punish the right for years and getting away with it. And Franken is
right there at the top of the list.
- - - -


Alinsky #4, baby!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

354 Does the fact I have an enormous schadenboner right now make me a sex criminal?


Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 12:38 PM (NWiLs)




That doesn't.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 12:43 PM (tbOMB)

However, shaking it at us while yelling; "Whoo, Hoo!" is a bit much.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 16, 2017 12:45 PM (b8HGm)


Just got caught up in the moment, there. No offense intended.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

355 The need for attention through the #MeToo hashtag campaign. Nothing more.

***

So fucking what. It's well past time these scumbag cockholster felch-loving Democrats get held to their own standards.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (GEpFD)

356 As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right hand is questionable.

And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.
Posted by: GWB

I was told that displaying calendars in the workplace were genuine sexual harrassment. messing with someone who's asleep?

I hope that they defend this. Roman Polanski can film it.

Posted by: lynch mob trying to get Moore at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (326rv)

357 I find Kevlar sexy but to be honest if I am wearing kevlar, at my age, the women has to be on top...just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (5y11N)

358 looks like Schumer et al have decided to sacrifice Franken...at least in not defending him..heh.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (a0IVu)

359 This young woman was on Laura Ingraham's show last night. She claims she was sexually harassed by a member of the Congressional Black Caucus. She asked for an received a transfer to another office, and when a female of the staff asked her why she wanted the transfer and she told her, the woman ratted her out the the guy who harassed her, and she ended up fired and blacklisted.

She won't give his name because he's powerful and she's afraid for what's left of her career.

http://tinyurl.com/yagvh5ss

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (PY9jH)

360 The creepy part is she is asleep, he is a freeper creeper.

Dumb Joke, now take your medicine Al

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (M+Lyo)

361 Under the New Rules, Franken must be expelled from the Senate immediately.


I do love the "I believe the accuser" position people are taking. Well, gee, there's a photo and Franken has admitted that he performed the action in the photo. That's a wee bit more than an accusation, now, isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (mf5HN)

362 Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (L6Zpd)

I would stare into you but I'm afraid you'd stare back.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (gIRsn)

363 So which one will stand up for Franken and vouch for his character? Mc Cain or Lindsay?

Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (oiNtH)

364 Since this was before he was in politics, I'm sure the ethics committee with take a pass..

But Roy Moore's actions 40 years ago make him "unfit", according to McTurtle

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (so+oy)

365 I wonder at what point in time will the Democrats rue the day Alinsky wrote his rules.

***

Never. That would require at least a small amount of self-awareness.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (GEpFD)

366 Re 331, stupid autocorrupt.

Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (bPZSS)

367 >>>I think it's time to expel Al Franken from the Senate.

No, wrong. We cannot disenfranchise the voters of Minnesota just because of the mores of Congressmen from different states.

And I suspect most of the Somali voters in Minnesota see nothing wrong with Franken's conduct.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (/qEW2)

368 I wonder at what point in time will the Democrats rue the day Alinsky wrote his rules.
Posted by: MacGruber at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (FEAjO)
When they've been forced to live under them as long as we have.

Posted by: G. Gnome, red pointy hat included at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (al6UK)

369 A real grope, a joke grope? Fuck it, WAR.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

370 Franken's kinda fucked, isn't he? I mean, they can't really keep trying to sandbag Moore and let him slide, can they? (Well, not without making it obvious to the last twenty-seven people left on earth who haven't clued in yet, anyway...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 12:59 PM (AM1GF)



The rules only apply for one side, comrade. Watch how fast the Franken story goes away and how the left and Vichy Republicans keep pounding the Moore story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (493sH)

371 Most Democrats live as if even the words they said a couple years ago just don't matter ... and thanks to the MFM it is largely true.

You can keep your doctor, premiums will go down $2500

What difference at this point does it make?

wipe them, like with a cloth?

I did not have sex with that $145M from Russia

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (/aIFg)

372 Al Franken needs to go live in that car trunk with all the newly found ballots.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (CzvOE)

373 306 Ah gotta say Al's pretty dumb. Y'all never let em take pictures!
Bring daddy another margarita, will ya baby...

---

Al's copy is probably copiously jizz stained

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 01:02 PM (oGRue)

374 148
Why doesn't the public demand term limits for Congress?

Posted by: Politically Fatigued at November 16, 2017 12:23 PM (8qYU4)



After the Repukes won the House in 1994, in large part thanks to
Newt's Contract With America, the first thing they backtracked on was
term limits. It was my first heads up on what a bunch of opportunistic
lying cocksuckers the trash party is made up of.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 16, 2017 12:33 PM (y7DUB)


Actually 23 States had voted on term limits for congress but in U.S. Term Limits, Inc. v. Thornton SCTOUS shot them all down. The case was originated by an AR Democrat.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 16, 2017 01:02 PM (mpXpK)

375 Doesn't everyone who had to sit through his cesp to get to the funny parts of SNL count as a victim of Al Franken?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 01:02 PM (XykBO)

376 'She claims she was sexually harassed by a member of the Congressional Black Caucus.'

Democrat, or republican?

Wait...

Who am I kidding?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2017 01:02 PM (EyPfd)

377 Al Franken raped my sense of humor in 1985. I was 17.

Only now do I finally feel empowered to tell my story.

Posted by: Jaws at November 16, 2017 01:02 PM (oOw3I)

378 Franken stalked Melanie Morgan early 2000...the MF is toast...

Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (7DG+y)

379 My typing sucks today.

Anyhow, it's not the groping for the pic that's disturbing (although I'm pretty sure he did it knowing she'd see it on the Tour CD), it's the shoving the tongue down her throat when she asked him not to. He told her he had to to make the stage kiss "more real."

He's a creepy douchebag. Yet nothing will happen to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)

380 Most Democrats live as if even the words they said a couple years ago just don't matter ... and thanks to the MFM it is largely true.

***

Of course, but the MFM's influence is steadily waning, and will doubtless continue to do so.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (GEpFD)

381 As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a
pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right
hand is questionable.



And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.


Check the ring finger on the left hand - touching.

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (LiAUS)

382 >>Posted by: G. Gnome, red pointy hat included at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (al6UK)<<


Exactly. Game on.

Posted by: MacGruber at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (FEAjO)

383 But I am having issues with the "Bring up Charges from 10 Years ago."

A candidate for the senate was slammed with allegations of sexual misconduct that happened 40 years ago. The MSM has been trying to convict him in the court of public opinion with what appears to be forged evidence.

Here we have a picture from 10 years ago of a currently sitting senator engaging in sexual denigration of a sleeping woman.

If 40 years and faked evidence is the minimum standard, then Al's gotta go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (IcT7t)

384 Clown penis on.....clown penis off.

Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (oiNtH)

385
Al Franken: A grope really isn't a grope, A forced kissed really isn't a forced kiss as time goes by

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH)

386 I assumed she used the #MeToo. I look up to read the content and she was literally inspired by the #MeToo campaign. So courageous. File charges you coward if you were so damaged and hurt and violated.

How is this hysterical witch hunting any different than what is going occurring on college campuses with rape with no due process and the use of Titie IX?

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (g4lFK)

387 Mistrail in menendez case

PAR

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (5y11N)

388 I want to thank Al Flanklin for his service to are Cuntry. He is much better Sinator then that Judge Roy Moreeis and we supports him. If we protect him that way we can show the world we hate Trump too !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (u54O2)

389 Doesn't everyone who had to sit through his cesp to get to the funny parts of SNL count as a victim of Al Franken?
Posted by: Rob Crawford

*golf clap*

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (326rv)

390 376 'She claims she was sexually harassed by a member of the Congressional Black Caucus.'

Democrat, or republican?

Wait...

Who am I kidding?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2017 01:02 PM (EyPfd)

You forget, as soon as they decide to throw a Demoncrat under the bus, they automatically become GOPe in Good Standing.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (XMDuf)

391 My friendsh, we have nothing to fear from Sen. Franken cupping and jiggling all of our man-tits....

Posted by: John McCain at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (jjaLl)

392
She won't give his name because he's powerful and she's afraid for what's left of her career.

She is allowing that person to continue to assault others. She should name the name.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (r+sAi)

393 >> "...Franken's recent book."

That would be "Al Franken, Lyin' in the Senate".

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (D9udC)

394 Haven't had this much fun since Clinton Livingston and before that, Tower Wright.

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: charley horse at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (+kahX)

395
As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right hand is questionable.


It's a still shot, a split second latter it could easily have turned into a real grope.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (lKyWE)

396 I believe it was the USO tour photog. She saw the nightmare-inducing pic when she received her CD of the tour.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (PY9jH)

---

So there were higher ups present? Maybe even other politicians? Is this behavior against military and federal employee rules? Start investigating and stripping ranks, charging with crimes, etc.

Make Franken explain why this isn't sexual assault/abuse and misogyny.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (fsZof)

397 391
My friendsh, we have nothing to fear from Sen. Franken cupping and jiggling all of our man-tits....


Posted by: John McCain at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (jjaLl)

LOL..you owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (a0IVu)

398 I've come to the conclusion the fate of this country is in the hands of sexual perverts
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 12:55 PM (lKyWE)

---

with great power comes great groping

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (oGRue)

399 Personally, I don't like where all of this is going. On the other hand, its great to see the self righteous hypocrite douchebags go down in flames.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (aMlLZ)

400 @365
I'm not saying it isn't weird or creepy, but he is NOT cooling a feel in that pic. (And the rest of her story is plenty bad enough.)

Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (bPZSS)

401 Check out tonight's Very Important Breaking News Opening Monologue with flow charts!

Posted by: Hannity's broken record at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (HgMAr)

402 to be fair, I fucking love Leanne Tweeden and I do the same thing to my 100 inch TV screen when I rewatch Poker After Dark.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (RDd1I)

403 "But that was ten years ago..."

That's what statutes of limitation are for. Since Al decided to do all of this on Federal land (bases, aircraft), he's in the Big Leagues now.

I have no idea what the SOL is, but I'm guessing that Saint Mattis will figure it out.

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (dFemX)

404 I know they won't, of course, but as someone else pointed out: Dems da' rules.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (fsZof)

405 A candidate for the senate was slammed with allegations of sexual misconduct that happened 40 years ago. The MSM has been trying to convict him in the court of public opinion with what appears to be forged evidence.

Here we have a picture from 10 years ago of a currently sitting senator engaging in sexual denigration of a sleeping woman.

If 40 years and faked evidence is the minimum standard, then Al's gotta go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Every single prick who weighed in on Moore should be confronted with this and with what they said about Moore.

Are you saying the exact same thing? Why not? Why did you wait to make a statement?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (326rv)

406 We've only just begun to grope
White lace and promises
A kiss for luck and we're on our way
(We've only just begun)

Before the risin' sun, we grope
So many boobs to choose
We'll start out gropin' and learn to run
(And yes, we've just begun)

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 01:05 PM (4ErVI)

407 362 Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (L6Zpd)

I would stare into you but I'm afraid you'd stare back.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (gIRsn)

I get that A LOT.

Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (L6Zpd)

408 So does this mean that Al is the new "Lion of the Senate"?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (O5Q3r)

409 This past Winter I was driving one of my HM1s back from Upstate NY and she was out like a light. COuld have groped her..Of course she is a cop ( SVU also ) and can beat the ever living crap out of me. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (5y11N)

410 394. Indeed. Let the bodies hit the floor - now, with Physical Removal content:

https://youtu.be/yy9VvAuCCEg

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (fA1SL)

411 Regarding the young intern harassed by the member of the Congressional Black Congress, I'm sure we could have fun guessing the harasser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

412 My honorable friends, I need to change my story immediately! It has come to my attention that I was hacked by Putin !

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (QC/4S)

413 I do have a schadernburgh boner over this, especially considering there should be an "over the bullet proof vest" exception in play here. fuck you, Franken!

lolollllllollll

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (RDd1I)

414 He did that to an lady adult? Gross. I need to take Al down to the playground with some lollipops and wine coolers.

Posted by: Joke Biden at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (O9JR8)

415 It's a pose for a "joke" photo, as a jr. high boy
would understand joke. I think he's intentionally not groping her so
that she doesn't accidentally wake up and make a scene.



I think Franken is the world's biggest ass. I believe the rest of
her account about him writing in creepy kissing scenes and trying to
tongue her. All of that is totally vile and conforms with my low
opinion of him. I just don't think this is much of a grope shot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 12:39 PM (gIRsn)

Yup, my take on it, exactly. He knows the photo is being taken, because he's mugging for the camera. He's making a joke at the expense of a sleeping woman, but there's actually no assault in evidence. If this ever gets to litigation, I would expect Franken's lawyers to claim that the whole thing was a show they putting on, and that the woman was feigning sleep for the sake of the photo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (oPNmq)

416 Dangit! "cooling"=" copping"

Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (bPZSS)

417 The nuclear option in politics has always been sexual misconduct because 99.9% have issues. Brokered truce coming. Looks like Hanging Judge Roy Moore gonna get his seat.

Posted by: charley horse at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (+kahX)

418 So does this mean that Al is the new "Lion of the Senate"?

***

Nah. Not until he gets his own body count.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (GEpFD)

419
So does this mean that Al is the new "Lion of the Senate"?


Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (O5Q3r)


He needs to leave a young woman to drown slowly in a car, first.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (PY9jH)

420 OK, I'm going to get rabbinical on this. (Jon Stewart was on Howard Stern yesterday, and everything was "rabbinical").


Is there a different standard of "offense" given that the victim of the prank photo is famous for showing her breasts in photographs.

Does that make it a lesser offense than if it were the girl baritone from the Mormon Baptist Catholic Choir?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (gIRsn)

421 Somebody raised a good point.

I believe that photo was taken on a military aircraft.

And who took the photo?

Lot's of potentially ugly questions.

Could Al be having his very own Tailhook?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (EyPfd)

422 I'm not saying it isn't weird or creepy, but he is NOT cooling a feel in that pic

--

I agree. The senator was not really touching the sleeping woman's breasts in the photo of him smiling at the camera as he pretends to touch the sleeping woman's breasts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (fsZof)

423 Driving that SL500 off the lot in Albuquerque, changing the plates and tooling around in it for four months in Jacksonville was clearly meant to be funny but wasn't. I shouldn't have done it.

Can we move on already? Sheesh.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (ITBtV)

424 He's my senator. I will be calling his office today asking when he is going to do the honorable thing and resign.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (SqmMU)

425 There is nothing corageous or honorable about destroying a man's life using the media and courts of public opinion rather than filing charges in civil and/or criminal court.

I think grabbing some woman's hooters (while she sleeps) for a laugh and shoving your tongue down her throat is a bit more than a harmless flirtation or annoying advances. Its something I'd lay them out on the floor for as a dad or husband.

But I don't think its worthy of being fired for. The thing is, that's the new rules. I want all the people who are demanding Moore step out of the race now to immediately, without hesitation, demand Franken resign.

And further I want Frank to shut his idiot grinning mug about women's issues and how awful Republicans are with women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

426 Regarding the young intern harassed by the member of the Congressional
Black Congress, I'm sure we could have fun guessing the harasser.

My money's on Maxine.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 01:08 PM (O5Q3r)

427 So basically unless you do a favor for a contractor who builds a new wing on your house for free, you can almost do anything if your in Congress. Oh I guess if you wake up with 300,000 in cash in your freezer that might be wrong also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:08 PM (5y11N)

428 417 The nuclear option in politics has always been sexual misconduct because 99.9% have issues. Brokered truce coming. Looks like Hanging Judge Roy Moore gonna get his seat.

Posted by: charley horse at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (+kahX)

NEVAH!

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO GO BACK TO STRAIGHT WHITE MALE CHRISTIAN BIBLE THUMPERS IN OFFICE!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 01:08 PM (4ErVI)

429 Franken needs to do the right thing and resign from the senate before the end of business today, otherwise Schumer and McConnell need to begin the process to expel him.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 01:08 PM (7ZVPa)

430 408 So does this mean that Al is the new "Lion of the Senate"?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (O5Q3r)

A predator with lots of hair? yep, that's him.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

431 A few months ago I was talking to a frat bro of mine and how any of us would be destroyed if innocent joking pictures were released because a male or female feminist had an ax to grind.

Our lives and and our families lives would be destroyed because of feelz and virtue signals.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (g4lFK)

432 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Robert Mugabe at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (IqV8l)

433 "More coming." "No."

"Moore coming"

"I rewrote the line for the funny just like I did the skit and my life."

Posted by: Sen. Smalley at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (zOpu5)

434 I think I'll need to study some of the earlier photos of this young lady to ascertain if she looks credible.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: jwest at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (/roJx)

435 Here we have a picture from 10 years ago of a currently sitting senator engaging in sexual denigration of a sleeping woman.

If 40 years and faked evidence is the minimum standard, then Al's gotta go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura



He should be tossed from that plane sans chute.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (3/f2v)

436
And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.
Posted by: GWB

IIRC those were some stupendous hooters

Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (9TU00)

437 Ha!--that guy is a piker.

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (vBGc/)

438 Franken is also a shrimpy creep, which sort of makes him more opportunistic.

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (5gaNQ)

439 Joey Biden, the Sheriff just called. He said "this is a bigg fucking deal, hey, how did her hair smell"?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (M+Lyo)

440 My honorable friends, my recollection of what my tongue was doing while in that woman's mouth differs from her recollection....

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:10 PM (QC/4S)

441 >>Yup, my take on it, exactly. He knows the photo is being taken, because he's mugging for the camera. He's making a joke at the expense of a sleeping woman, but there's actually no assault in evidence. If this ever gets to litigation, I would expect Franken's lawyers to claim that the whole thing was a show they putting on, and that the woman was feigning sleep for the sake of the photo.

It might not be sexual assault but it sure seems to rise to the level of sexual harassment, particularly in the environment the left and Franken himself helped create.

Franken was a big supporter of the college campus witch hunt trials.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:10 PM (/tuJf)

442 As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right hand is questionable.

And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.
Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (bPZSS)




He admitted he did it. There's no Zaprudering if his left ring finger is up and back, he admitted he did it.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:10 PM (mf5HN)

443 So does this mean that Al is the new "Lion of the Senate"?


Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (O5Q3r)

Sure. Lions have big paws.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2017 01:10 PM (7uYFy)

444 Franken's kinda fucked, isn't he? I mean, they can't really keep trying to sandbag Moore and let him slide, can they? (Well, not without making it obvious to the last twenty-seven people left on earth who haven't clued in yet, anyway...)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 16, 2017 12:59 PM (AM1GF)

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and he's Expendable. What does he provide that can't be got from some hack replacement?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 01:10 PM (oGRue)

445 Is there a different standard of "offense" given
that the victim of the prank photo is famous for showing her breasts in
photographs.



Does that make it a lesser offense than if it were the girl baritone from the Mormon Baptist Catholic Choir?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (gIRsn)


He shoved his tongue down the throat of the woman during rehearsals for a skit, when she asked him not to. During the skit, she turned her head away and he paid her back the rest of the tour by making mean, snarky comments and childishly drawing devil horns on the pictures she was autographing for the troops. The groping was icing on the harassment cake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:10 PM (PY9jH)

446 436
And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.
Posted by: GWB

IIRC those were some stupendous hooters

Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM (9TU00)

They still are. She's gorgeous.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (4ErVI)

447 Keep this in mind, she's asleep on the way home and already made it clear she wants none of him. That's when he did it, after she already said no.

Posted by: GregV61 at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (MoJlY)

448 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

I agree totally. The new rules suck when it's applied equally.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (SqmMU)

449 and he's Expendable.

***

So wait, THAT's who they got to replace Stallone?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (GEpFD)

450
I'm gonna need an audio or video montage of franken's statements on pussygate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (r+sAi)

451 yeah he may not be actually touching her (in the part where they took the pic at least) ... but she had rejected him after the tongue invasion, so he was humiliating her (and calling it comedy, cuz then it's OK for the professional comedian, or so he has assumed all the other times he did it)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (/aIFg)

452 and he's Expendable. What does he provide that can't be got from some hack replacement?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 01:10 PM (oGRue)

Dirt on current Democrats?

*rubs hands and cackles*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (4ErVI)

453 My honorable friends!! It is time I came straight out! I am gay. That's right, I am a homosexual. I received no pleasure in fondling these women!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (QC/4S)

454 As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right hand is questionable.

And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.
Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (bPZSS)

Yes. But that is just a picture of one facet of the sexual misconduct. He also made unwanted advances and jammed his tongue down her throat. She wrote about the whole thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (7uYFy)

455 How is this hysterical witch hunting any different than what is going occurring on college campuses with rape with no due process and the use of Titie IX?



Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (g4lFK)


Because the beggars are being given a heaping dose of their own medicine. If you want this to stop then you got to give *them* a reason to go back to the old rules. Fighting clean while they other guy can punch below the belt is nonsense on stilts.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (hLRSq)

456 296 She said after she avoided kissing him on stage, he went after her for the rest of the tour with petty insults, and drew devil horns on her pictures she signed for the troops.

What a petty little douche he is. What's that book of his on the NYT best seller list? "Al Franken. Lion of the Senate."

Indeed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (PY9jH)

297 Legally, I don't know if it constitutes harassment,
but in my book, if you ask someone to leave you alone and they don't,
it's harassment.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 12:46 PM (vg8iE)

==================
Franken posed for that photo knowing and allowing that image to be distributed to everyone on the tour (for starters). That's an irresponsible use of power to dominate and humiliate the victim.
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 12:53 PM (Pqytn)


------------------------

Isn't this the DEFINITION of HARASSMENT????

Al Franken using his power to humiliate a woman that rebuffed his advances?

Fuck whether he did or did not touch her breast!
He is a bully. He is a petulant child. Even the Liberal Idiots in my Minnesota deserve better.

Posted by: rd at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (4dz1m)

457 Anyhow, it's not the groping for the pic that's disturbing (although I'm pretty sure he did it knowing she'd see it on the Tour CD), it's the shoving the tongue down her throat when she asked him not to. He told her he had to to make the stage kiss "more real."

He's a creepy douchebag. Yet nothing will happen to him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)

It was just a joke is not a valid defense against Sexual Harassment...

or at least, that's what I heard in the many many hours of 'training' I've had over the years...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

458 >>And who took the photo?


The paid photographer for the USO tour.
It's on a photo compilation CD that was sent to (I assume) participants in the tour.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

459 362 Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 12:57 PM (L6Zpd)

I would stare into you but I'm afraid you'd stare back.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:01 PM (gIRsn)

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he's nuthin

Posted by: TheBiss at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (oGRue)

460 Franken just called for an investigation into....himself.


LOL

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (jjaLl)

461 And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.
Posted by: GWB

We have proof that he's a pervert.


We do NOT have proof that he's a smart pervert.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (326rv)

462 Al Franken. Sexual Predator and Homophobe.

"I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (O7MnT)

463 He admitted he did it. There's no Zaprudering if his left ring finger is up and back, he admitted he did it.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:10 PM (mf5HN)

There was a second groper on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

464 zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (r9UYA)

465 425 There is nothing corageous or honorable about destroying a man's life using the media and courts of public opinion rather than filing charges in civil and/or criminal court.

I think grabbing some woman's hooters (while she sleeps) for a laugh and shoving your tongue down her throat is a bit more than a harmless flirtation or annoying advances. Its something I'd lay them out on the floor for as a dad or husband.

But I don't think its worthy of being fired for. The thing is, that's the new rules. I want all the people who are demanding Moore step out of the race now to immediately, without hesitation, demand Franken resign.

And further I want Frank to shut his idiot grinning mug about women's issues and how awful Republicans are with women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

There is no difference in what is happening now with #MeToo and Title IX rape tribunals on college campuses. Both destroy the lives of men forever,

Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)

466 A few months ago I was talking to a frat bro of mine and how any of us would be destroyed if innocent joking pictures were released because a male or female feminist had an ax to grind.

Yeah I agree. It was probably wrong and stupid at the time (drunk young men, etc) but I don't want to see men's lives destroyed for what they did drunk and stupid in their youth unless it really rises to illegal behavior.

Some girl in Jr High pinched my rear end, should I look her up and ruin her life for unwanted sexual contact that happened 40 years ago?

What does he provide that can't be got from some hack replacement?/

As I posted in the art thread, a lot of people on social media were thinking he was a great white hope for 2020. I'm not even joking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (39g3+)

467 He's my senator. I will be calling his office today asking when he is going to do the honorable thing and resign.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 16, 2017 01:07 PM (SqmMU)



Hold the phone away from your ear because their laughing will probably be very loud

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (493sH)

468 I think it's time to expel Al Franken from the Senate.

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bring out the senatorial trebuchet!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (oGRue)

469 15 Million paid out by Congress to settle sexual Harassment claims...





That is TAX money, and so is open to freedom of Information Act law suits.





Expect to see Rats leaving the sinking ship soon...



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we also need the pelts of whoever decided that these would be hidden from the public.
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All of Congress votes on appropriations.

While it may be interesting to see who voted for it, EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF CONGRESS is responsible for keeping it secret.

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (XQvuQ)

470 She was ASLEEP.
And he took pictures of this while she was ASLEEP.

It's bad enough to boob-grab someone when they are awake and presumably can object or smack your face.
I could deal with that ugliness.

But ASLEEP? I would call the cops. Or a lawyer.

No, I would not tolerate that. That is a power grab over a completely defenseless person. That really IS objectification, using someone as a prop in a dirty joke.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (0jtPF)

471 Mitch McConnell isn't going to do anything. He needs Al Franken for his stealth DACA/open borders/amnesty chamber of commerce agenda that he thinks we are too stupid to understand his ultimate goal. Sessions was the most hardline immigration guy in the senate. McConnell was salivating at the thought of substituting a Bushy for Sessions. That's why he's so furious and vindictive.

Posted by: Flowerbelle at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (uX/0e)

472 454
As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a
pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right
hand is questionable.



And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.

Posted by: GWB at November 16, 2017 12:56 PM (bPZSS)



Yes. But that is just a picture of one facet of the sexual
misconduct. He also made unwanted advances and jammed his tongue down
her throat. She wrote about the whole thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2017 01:11 PM (7uYFy)

GWB -so it's OK to grab a woman's breast depending on the layers of clothing she has on?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (jxbfJ)

473 So now Franken is calling for an ethics investigation of himself.

Nice going, Turtle, you just got outflanked by an idiot. Calling for him to resign now--which you should have done immediately--is off the table.

Can't anyone in the Stupid Party play this game?

Posted by: Furious George at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (j+dfT)

474 Doesn't matter. Standard of proof for a public lynching is, is it believable?



I say it is. Someone get a rope.



Sorry. Dems da rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 12:49 PM (3/f2v)


And I will agree with that, too. Even if the photo isn't dispositive of any criminal act, if it can be used against the creep, use it, because that's how those cocksuckers roll.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (oPNmq)

475 "I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia."

***

Hey now.

There's no reason to bring the pudding into this.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (GEpFD)

476 He got to second base. Heehee.

Posted by: GHW Bush at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (r9UYA)

477 Franken's statement:

http://fxn.ws/2A531JJ


Look, I was in the camp of hey maybe it's photoshopped and maybe he's not touching her but Franken's statement doesn't leave a lot of room for doubt here.

He copped a feel while she was sleeping. He did it. Stop trying to say otherwise.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)

478 "It's funny to hear a woman talking about routes. It's funny."

"It's funny to see a woman dressed in battle fatigues. It's funny."

Here, let's pretend grab her breasts to drive the point home.

Posted by: charley horse at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (+kahX)

479 we didn't make the rules, we just played by them while allowing the other side to be exempt. In the second year of the trumpening of America, let it be known that democrats may, from time to time, have to play by the rules too.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (RDd1I)

480 When is Frankenstein seat up for reelection

Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (9TU00)

481 As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right hand is questionable.


Or,

It is the before/after shot.

Weigh him down with stones and see if he floats. Only way to be sure

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (326rv)

482 I'm not saying it isn't weird or creepy, but he is NOT cooling a feel in that pic

Please tell me this is a fucking joke.

Is somebody really trying to concoct the "Al Franken Exception?"

Hang the bastard from the Washington Monument by his balls. As Kurt Schlicter likes to say, these nickelfuckers aren't going to like living under the new rules.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (kqsXK)

483 >>And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that.

Posted by: GWB


So, if Barney Frank jokingly grabs a guy who's wearing a jock strap it's totes OK?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (W+vEI)

484 A few months ago I was talking to a frat bro of mine and how any of us would be destroyed if innocent joking pictures were released because a male or female feminist had an ax to grind.
Our lives and and our families lives would be destroyed because of feelz and virtue signals.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:09 PM


Things worked out pretty well for me, bro.

Posted by: Senator "Bluto" Blutarski at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (ctuyM)

485 Franken with his Joker's mouth most likely has breath that smells like Cruex, BO, and ass.

Poor lady.

Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (oiNtH)

486 As I posted in the art thread, a lot of people on social media were thinking he was a great white hope for 2020. I'm not even joking.

***

Further proof, as if any were needed, that social media is teh stoopid.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (GEpFD)

487 I do love the "I believe the accuser" position people are taking. Well, gee, there's a photo and Franken has admitted that he performed the action in the photo. That's a wee bit more than an accusation, now, isn't it?

I believe the highly technical legal term for that sort of evidence is "proof."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (tRaq7)

488
And that's before you get to the fact she's wearing a flak vest. No way in this earth he's feeling her breasts through that. Posted by: GWB


Why does that matter? Feminist would argue it's demeaning whether it's fake or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (lKyWE)

489 So now Franken is calling for an ethics investigation of himself.



Since it happened on a military flight, that's secdef Mattis' bailiwick.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (3/f2v)

490 I was just checking for symmetry

Posted by: Senator Al at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (oGRue)

491 >>Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?

Yes, because the hypocrisy of the left on this issue is the only way it is going to stop.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (/tuJf)

492 It's a safe bet that there are a number of 2020 hopefuls in the Dem Senate caucus, and since Franken has been mentioned as being one of them, I wonder if there will be a move to push him out of the next presidential cycle.

Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 01:15 PM (Pqytn)

493 469
15 Million paid out by Congress to settle sexual Harassment claims...








That is TAX money, and so is open to freedom of Information Act law suits.








Expect to see Rats leaving the sinking ship soon...





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we also need the pelts of whoever decided that these would be hidden from the public.
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All of Congress votes on appropriations.

While it may be interesting to see who voted for it, EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF CONGRESS is responsible for keeping it secret.


Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2017 01:13 PM (XQvuQ)

For Congress to vote/approve such funding, it would presumably be in the Federal Register, right?

And I 100% agree -- pelts, better yet heads on pikes, for every person -regardless of political affiliation -- that knew of this and facilitated it in any way.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 01:16 PM (jxbfJ)

494 There is no difference in what is happening now with #MeToo and Title IX rape tribunals on college campuses. Both destroy the lives of men forever,

Well a lot of those MeToos are real assault that actually happened. Kevin Spacey didn't say "that's a lie!" he said "Uh I was drunk at the time but NOW I'M FABULOUS!"

When they admit they have a problem and it happened, then I'm fine with going along with stomping them for what they did. As long as its actually worth stomping. Grabbing some girl's rear end is really rude and nasty, but it doesn't rise above a punch in the eye. Anything beyond that in my scale above, that's when they should pay a price.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:16 PM (39g3+)

495 btw, Schumer and pals cancelled a press conference wherein they were gonna hammer Moore again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 12:47 PM (r+sAi)

lol

F'in hypocrites.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2017 01:16 PM (tbOMB)

496 He admitted he did it. There's no Zaprudering if his left ring finger is up and back, he admitted he did it.

Posted Alex

Then she should sue his ass off in court and file criminal charges immediately..

But she won't because #MeToo is a way to get around the legal system and even more effective if you want scalps.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:16 PM (g4lFK)

497 As for who the one in the CBC is?

Charlie Rangel.

Has to be Charlie Rangel.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 01:16 PM (XMDuf)

498 I hate "conviction" by popular opinion. But if they like that game, good. There are more twisted assholes on their side.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (eO5CB)

499 Al should be forced to wear pants covered with scarlet "T" letters: for Toxic Masculinity.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (/qEW2)

500 This is what it gets down to:

He was exhibiting his power over her (SENATOR Al Franken) because he knew she'd see the picture and she had rebuffed his advances.

He used his power as a U. S. F*cking Senator to humiliate her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (PY9jH)

501 But she won't because #MeToo is a way to get around the legal system and even more effective if you want scalps.

***

Again, SFW. Fwanken deserves to be scalped.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (GEpFD)

502 Buh Bye Franken, if there's any fairness in the world.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (yBcuS)

503 "and he's Expendable. What does he provide that can't be got from some hack replacement?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90

he has celebrity, which is (unfairly) power. He won on his celebrity ... and those extra boxes of vote in the famous "oh we found more votes in the trunk". (and even then, wasn't the vote called to question later ... invalid votes or something?)

Voters might reject Al the molester ... especially if Somalians keep murdering white women up there.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (/aIFg)

504
Franken should resign. He admits he did it, there is no need for an ethics investigation. He pleads guilty, resign.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (r+sAi)

505 Franken looks like a bloated Kermit the Frog.

Imagine that thing slipping you the tongue and squeezing your funbags.

Icky.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (VpIIl)

506 Look, I was in the camp of hey maybe it's photoshopped and maybe he's not touching her but Franken's statement doesn't leave a lot of room for doubt here.

He copped a feel while she was sleeping. He did it. Stop trying to say otherwise.



That's not in the statement you linked.

He says he's wrong and ashamed and all of the rigamarole, but he does not say "I grabbed her boobs".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (gIRsn)

507 Awesome non-apology "apology" from Franken...as phony as his missing 300 ballots found in a car trunk...

Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (7DG+y)

508 My SIL voted for him and when I asked her why she paused shook her head thoughtfully and said "he's funny."

This is his base. Gees.

Posted by: Hang the skeevy prick at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (VezBU)

509 >>When is Frankenstein seat up for reelection

2020

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

510 Nice going, Turtle, you just got outflanked by an idiot. Calling for him to resign now--which you should have done immediately--is off the table.

Can't anyone in the Stupid Party play this game?
Posted by: Furious George

He doesn't WANT to play this game. Anyone think that he wants to treat dems nearly as badly as an internal opponent?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (326rv)

511 Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)

Joe six pack is already getting it good and hard.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

512 I wonder if there were any other women on that plane watching the photographer take that picture and hearing the laughter of the senator and his friends.

I'd imagine most, if not all, of those women stayed awake as long as they could. They might not call it fear, but that's what it was.

Pretty much the definition of sexual harassment, isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (fsZof)

513 My friends !! That photo is me trying to save that woman's life ! As you can clearly see , she is unconscious and I am using one of the best known resuscitation techniques !

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (QC/4S)

514 Second look at Roy Moore if he states he was just kidding around?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (VpIIl)

515
It's slam-dunk harassment of a sexual nature.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (ajiE5)

516 This incident will be the perfect illustration of the differences of the way things are covered depending on party affiliation.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (71/k8)

517 >>>A few months ago I was talking to a frat bro of mine and how any of us would be destroyed if innocent joking pictures were released because a male or female feminist had an ax to grind.

Slight difference between a picture of an 18-22 year old and actions of a 55 year old.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (G2lCa)

518 You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a grope is just a grope.
The fundamental things apply
Cause Al's a dope.

Posted by: Zombie Sam at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (vBGc/)

519 Leann Tweeden??

Would loooove to get a waft of her hair.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Uncle Joey B. at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (xqfqx)

520 He says he's wrong and ashamed and all of the rigamarole, but he does not say "I grabbed her boobs".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:18 PM (gIRsn)

Ok come on...thats what i say when i do something like that.

Posted by: Hang the skeevy prick at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (VezBU)

521 Joe six pack is already getting it good and hard.

***

Take it all, bitch!

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (GEpFD)

522 494 There is no difference in what is happening now with #MeToo and Title IX rape tribunals on college campuses. Both destroy the lives of men forever,

Well a lot of those MeToos are real assault that actually happened. Kevin Spacey didn't say "that's a lie!" he said "Uh I was drunk at the time but NOW I'M FABULOUS!"

When they admit they have a problem and it happened, then I'm fine with going along with stomping them for what they did. As long as its actually worth stomping. Grabbing some girl's rear end is really rude and nasty, but it doesn't rise above a punch in the eye. Anything beyond that in my scale above, that's when they should pay a price.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:16 PM (39g3+)

I believe you are underestimating the scope and purpose of the #MeToo campaign.

It's not about the big fish. Its to label all men as predators who are automatically guilty of sexual assault for being men.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (g4lFK)

523 >>Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit
spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really
worth it?




I completely agree with concerns of things spiraling out of control.
However, Trump is now regularly referred to on the Left as having admitted "sexual assault" because of his *remarks* about pussy-grabbing.

If they can make that leap, then I am not gonna defend Franken, particularly since he's confirmed he grabbed her.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (W+vEI)

524 Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)

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You mean like at every workplace and college everywhere?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (fsZof)

525 I'm disgusted with the "I was scarred by a butt grab" bullshit. No one is that delicate.


But they created the new rules where women are victims, stupid, have no agency, and need chaparones. Ok, let's do it.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (eO5CB)

526 :::checks calendar, calculates date when comments need to mature::;

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (G2lCa)

527 498 I hate "conviction" by popular opinion. But if they like that game, good. There are more twisted assholes on their side.
Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (eO5CB)

Libs are always the first to cast aspersions and call for resignations. Either McConnell must unseat the bastard or STFU about Allred's victims

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (5gaNQ)

528 Look, I was in the camp of hey maybe it's photoshopped and maybe he's not touching her but Franken's statement doesn't leave a lot of room for doubt here.

He copped a feel while she was sleeping. He did it. Stop trying to say otherwise.


Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)


Some people seem to be protesting too much, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

529
Not only did he do it for a joke, he did it to humiliate her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (r+sAi)

530 I was glad that soldier girl didn't have a Claymore set up.

Posted by: Al Frankfurter at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (vtcmf)

531 517 >>>A few months ago I was talking to a frat bro of mine and how any of us would be destroyed if innocent joking pictures were released because a male or female feminist had an ax to grind.

Slight difference between a picture of an 18-22 year old and actions of a 55 year old.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:19 PM (G2lCa)

No there isn't when everything a man dies is viewed as potential sexual assault.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (g4lFK)

532 Late to the thread. Has anyone gone there:

"They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!!"

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (2sCft)

533 Wouldn't or shouldn't make any difference what she looked like. He groped her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Absolutely. In this case I­t­ is clear. But the reality is people would be more willing to dismiss it as a "good natured joke" if the victim wasn't so sexually attractive. Imagine he groped Kathy Griffin. The grope:joke opinions would plummet from 90:10 to 50:50. I would still be in the grope category, but many would not.

Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (VaOnS)

534 There is no difference in what is happening now with #MeToo and Title IX rape tribunals on college campuses. Both destroy the lives of men forever,

Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?
Posted by: Monk



WE. WE ALREADY ARE.

It's time the lefts feels some steel.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (3/f2v)

535 (I told my husband everything that happened and showed him the picture.)

"And that's how I ended up killing the Senator, your honor."

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (jWe5r)

536 Hispanic Caucus denies membership to Republican Curbelo

well he is tad dark, maybe he can join the Congressoinal Black Caucus?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (5y11N)

537 "Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads
even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?



Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)
"

Hasn't that ship already sailed?

Maybe I ought to get out more.

This is the sine qua non of liberals everywhere.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (VpIIl)

538 Come in, Rangoon ... come in Rangoon ...

Posted by: Senator Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (ctuyM)

539 Franken demands a blue ribbon committee to investigate...himself

Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (7DG+y)

540 Imagine he groped Kathy Griffin.

***

Yeah, then keep right on imagining, amirite?

Posted by: Al Fwanken at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (GEpFD)

541 One of the two local papers here, the Star Tribune or Pravda on the Mississippi or Red Star as we call it, doesn't have that pic on the website. It has Frankenpig and her on stage smiling. Gee, wonder why?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (aHLmf)

542 Slight difference between pictures of an 18-22 year old and actions of a 55-year-old

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Or between a college student of any age and a person entrusted with a position of respect and authority

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (yBcuS)

543 >>It's not about the big fish. Its to label all men as predators who are automatically guilty of sexual assault for being men.

When was the last time you were in any sort of corporate environment? Men have been living under these rules in business for years.

That's the whole point. If you want it to stop you start exposing the people who make the rules with the very same rules they created.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (/tuJf)

544 There is no difference in what is happening now with #MeToo and Title IX rape tribunals on college campuses. Both destroy the lives of men forever,

Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)



I have been screaming into the void that the New Rules are horrible.

Well. Since the Roy Moore thing surfaced, I've been called a rape apologist, a pedophile supporter, let's see, told I don't have two brain cells to rub together if I don't get why the girls wouldn't say anything about the man who was the DA at the time, told that Moore has to go whether true or not and on and on and on.

Okay. So. That means I lost that argument and the New Rules it is. Don't even think of crying to me about it.

Oh and GWB? If you ever, ever in the history of ever, touched my breasts while I was asleep when you had no right or permission to do so? It doesn't matter if I was wearing a parka, I would beat you until my hands broke and then go and tell some male friends of mine what you did so they could get their shots in.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (mf5HN)

545 According to the left, Trump saying back in the day he COULD HAVE grabbed mish because of fame, etc. is the same as sexual assault.

You lefties are making the rules, now you have to live by them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (PY9jH)

546 But she won't because #MeToo is a way to get around the legal system and even more effective if you want scalps.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:16 PM (g4lFK)

You should just lay back and think of England. Cause this is happening.

Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (L6Zpd)

547
Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it? Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)

Don't be ridiculous

Posted by: Mattress Girl at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (lKyWE)

548 Heard about GropenFranken on Rush while out doing errands and knew the HQ would be all over it.

Was not familiar with Ms. Tweenden's body of work but fortunately pictures are abundant. Seems she has as many styles of wearing her breasts as she does her hair - up, down, minimized, projecting, coy, glam, tight, loose, etc. She's quite photogenic.

My lechery aside, GropenFranklin is totally expendable now to the Dems, or should be.

Should have purchased moar popcorn at the store.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (QLvwG)

549 It's time the lefts feels some steel.

***

If by "steel" you mean "rusty chainsaw blades up their poopchutes," then I agree 100%.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (GEpFD)

550 He copped a feel while she was sleeping. He did it. Stop trying to say otherwise.


Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)


Some people seem to be protesting too much, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH



*So much typing and deleting. Because what I really want to say will bring a whiff of ozone.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (3/f2v)

551 The old adage, show me the pictures or it's not true....well, here we are.

Posted by: doug at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (89il5)

552 I believe a moron summed it up upthread.

Fuck 'em... WAR.

Posted by: Hang the skeevy prick at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (VezBU)

553 If you think this is going to be a big deal for the Left, my wife and I have some shares in the Whitewater development in Arkansas to sell you...

It's a private personal matter...It wasn't sex. Define the meaning of the words grope and kiss...

Heh...I told Paula Jones to kiss it. Kathleen Wiley's body was like a magnet to my iron hands. And Monica and that cigar...those were the days. It's a shame that my former allies now believe Juanita now that my wife and I are no longer of use.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (FMgad)

554 Imagine he groped Kathy Griffin.

***

Yeah, then keep right on imagining, amirite?

Posted by: Al Fwanken at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (GEpFD)


My imagination just killed itself. Thanks.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (hLRSq)

555 More Franken victims to go public...lol...

Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (7DG+y)

556 I'll be happy to completely drop any and all support of Moore the moment Al Franken leaves the Senate on sexual harassment charges.

Until then, though, no more double standards.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (Hi8cV)

557
Oh and GWB? If you ever, ever in the history of
ever, touched my breasts while I was asleep when you had no right or
permission to do so? It doesn't matter if I was wearing a parka, I
would beat you until my hands broke and then go and tell some male
friends of mine what you did so they could get their shots in.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (mf5HN)


*fans self*

*shoves entire loaf of chocolate peanut butter banana bread thru USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (PY9jH)

558 :::checks calendar, calculates date when comments need to mature::;
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (G2lCa)
==

-->Late to the thread. Has anyone gone there:

"They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!!"
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (2sCft)

==

there you go - a classic ! your wait is over BSG !

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 01:24 PM (QC/4S)

559 So they are acknowledging that men and women are different. Their bodies are different and there are differing rules about them.

Posted by: The Bathrooms of Target at November 16, 2017 01:24 PM (4SIIB)

560 All this talk about whether it's a true grope or not means nothing to me.
I personally would rather endure a real boob-grope when I am awake than a simulated one when I am asleep.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 16, 2017 01:24 PM (0jtPF)

561 Was it rape or was it rape-rape?

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at November 16, 2017 01:24 PM (FMgad)

562 481
As much of a controversy as I think Al is, that's not a grope. That's a
pretend grope. His left hand definitely isn't touching, and the right
hand is questionable.





Or,



It is the before/after shot.



Weigh him down with stones and see if he floats. Only way to be sure

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (326rv)
^^^^^^THIS. As stated previously by those smarter than I. We didn't write the rules.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)

563 If it was reported that Franken had hired 5 Russian prostitutes to pee on him, I'd totes believe it. He just looks like a perv.

And during a Senate hearing yesterday, he proved he's an ignorant ass as well. Wtg, MN voters.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2017 01:24 PM (0ogQG)

564 WE. WE ALREADY ARE.

It's time the lefts feels some steel.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:21 PM (3/f2v)

WE have been there for a while, it's time the "elites" get the treatment they've supported. They must release the names of congressional harassers and how much hush money the taxpayers have shelled out. Then we must demand repayment to the treasury. Public "servants" have been masters for too long. Drain the swamp

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 01:24 PM (5gaNQ)

565 Serious ?
Is there anyone demanding to see the Congressional Bimbo Slush Fund recipient names?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 16, 2017 01:24 PM (r9UYA)

566 >>>there you go - a classic ! your wait is over BSG !

No, I meant my comments. I figure I have a couple years.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:25 PM (G2lCa)

567 "Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (mf5HN)
"

I was told it took nerve to promote the "sophism" that perhaps Allegation = Guilty wasn't a good equation for anyone. Furthermore, that taking sides in a dispute where the facts were not clearly established was "misogynistic".

Both of those accusations are a first for me...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

568 Kerpen
Gherkin
Lurkin
Slurpin
Twurkin

There is definitely a limerick in there somewhere

Posted by: Glenn John at November 16, 2017 01:25 PM (LilNs)

569 Al "The Hill To Die On" Franken.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 01:25 PM (XMDuf)

570 there you go - a classic ! your wait is over BSG !

No, I meant my comments. I figure I have a couple years.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:25 PM (G2lCa)

oh, never mind then. Good Luck !

Posted by: runner at November 16, 2017 01:25 PM (QC/4S)

571 Lets apply the "How would this go over at your workplace standard".

Applying that standard, Franken is TOAST.

Posted by: charley horse at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (+kahX)

572
Yahoo "news" had the Franken story for about 10 minutes. It's nowhere to be found now, but there are a couple of Roy Moore stories there. See how the news works?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (493sH)

573 Menendez judge declares mistrial.

Posted by: Shopgirl: Get well soon Ned Yost #raised Royal at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (0eA1e)

574 >>All this talk about whether it's a true grope or not means nothing to me.

I personally would rather endure a real boob-grope when I am awake than a simulated one when I am asleep.


Yup. Also, he did this for the USO photographer, so he wanted this image distributed. That's a form of harassment, or so I've inferred based on the many sexual harassment awareness training classes I've had to take at work over the years.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

575 If it was reported that Franken had hired 5 Russian prostitutes to pee on him, I'd totes believe it. He just looks like a perv.

Nyet. and ick.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (326rv)

576 Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it? Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)


Yes, it fvcking is.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (NWmy4)

577
Whether he touched 'them' or not is immaterial. She expressed her disinterest with him. He gets the first one for free. Harassment requires more than one instance. Everything else after that is now harassment of a sexual nature.

With photographic proof of that harassment of a sexual nature.

He needs to either step down or be admonished on the floor of the Senate.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (ajiE5)

578 Re: what about when this starts "ruining other men's lives"

Is it that hard as a fully mature adult, older than say 25, to not behave like this? I wouldn't think so, but honestly, wth?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (yBcuS)

579 I'm disgusted with the "I was scarred by a butt grab" bullshit. No one is that delicate.


But they created the new rules where women are victims, stupid, have no agency, and need chaparones. Ok, let's do it.



Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (eO5CB)


I agree here.

Thought crimes are on the way.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (M+Lyo)

580 *shoves entire loaf of chocolate peanut butter banana bread thru USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (PY9jH)

Come on Jane. Is that really a bread? Cause thats like...wow.

Posted by: Hang the skeevy prick at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (VezBU)

581 Yahoo "news" had the Franken story for about 10 minutes. It's nowhere to be found now, but there are a couple of Roy Moore stories there. See how the news works?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (493sH)

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Damn. They apparently see this one as considerably worse than the Vegas shooter. It was up for at least a day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (fsZof)

582 I had never heard of her. So I went and researched some pics online to be better informed. I did it only for knowledge and to help the Horde with my comments because I am a giver, it's who I am. Now if you'll excuse me..........

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 16, 2017 01:28 PM (aHLmf)

583 Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)


Some people seem to be protesting too much, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

Sure seems that way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

584 If I think of the clumsy passes and fumbled sexual jokes I've made over my life it makes me shudder. That's the new standard for prosecutable sexual harassment?

Spare me.

You want to know why so many gay, metrosexuals and plainly uninterested men exist today?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:28 PM (VpIIl)

585 *shoves entire loaf of chocolate peanut butter banana bread thru USB port*

Damnit! It got through before we could hack the router tables!

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at November 16, 2017 01:28 PM (IcT7t)

586 CNN has the picture with the headline "alleged"

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 01:28 PM (M+Lyo)

587 578
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (yBcuS)

That might just be the best hash (Why? Because.) ever.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (XMDuf)

588 Allow me to repeat myself:

Once upon a time, men and boys wouldn't dare try any of this frat house crap because the females involved had MALE family members who would come at the creeps and let them know politely but firmly ( or maybe not so politely) that what they did was unacceptable and would not happen again. Should I add that the women involved expected their relatives to protect them?

There are no consequences today.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (oQQwD)

589 But the reality is people would be more willing to dismiss it as a "good natured joke" if the victim wasn't so sexually attractive.

Well, and that makes sense, becauase the less alluring and reasonable the act, the more likely it can be taken as a joke. If I grab at a stack of $1000 bills yelling "mine mine mine!" Lke Daffy Duck, its probably greed, not a joke. But if I do it with monopoly money or a stack of pennies, its more likely a joke than greed.

Humor is very much about context. Grabbing John Goodman's moobs: joke. Grabbing Kate Upton's: sexual assault.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (39g3+)

590 Yup. Also, he did this for the USO photographer, so he wanted this image distributed. That's a form of harassment, or so I've inferred based on the many sexual harassment awareness training classes I've had to take at work over the years.
Posted by: Lizzy

if a guy loomed over a sleeping women and 'simulated' getting oral sex, would the joke lie still fly? Clothed or not? or putting his ass in her sleeping face?

Why not?

He's a fucking pervert that took advantage in more than one way. And everyone understands that this is the only way he could get near a woman as hot as her.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (326rv)

591 FRANKEN CALLS FOR ETHICS INVESTIGATION OF HIMSELF

:::checks BPC (Blood Popcorn Concentration) levels - technically a CornPop:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (G2lCa)

592 al-Franken wasn't yet a Senator when that pic was taken. It was taken on '06 and he didn't run until '08.

I went looking for when he got "elected" and that's when I found the sexual allegation already posted on his Wikipedia page.

Which would've been just too good, but it doesn't really matter now, what with his hypocritical posturing on Moore.

Kick him out. If the accusers and the accusations are what are to be believed now instead of criminal charges and proof, then he needs to resign immediately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (tRaq7)

593 Biden/Franken '20!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

594 573 Menendez judge declares mistrial.

Posted by: Shopgirl: Get well soon Ned Yost #raised Royal at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (0eA1e)

---

Thank goodness the press can finally move on from this fake news about Al Franken.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (fsZof)

595 578 Re: what about when this starts "ruining other men's lives"

Is it that hard as a fully mature adult, older than say 25, to not behave like this? I wouldn't think so, but honestly, wth?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (yBcuS)

Well it's when it is just an allegation and your life is ruined without you having any recourse to challenge your accuser. Yeah, that's a problem and that is what is going on right now.

I'm enjoying seeing some of these stuffed shirts going down, but it's not going to be pretty when it works its way down to the masses.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (4ErVI)

596 Tweeden is doing a presser on Fox right now. Franken is in serious trouble.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (/tuJf)

597 Yahoo "news" had the Franken story for about 10 minutes. It's nowhere to be found now, but there are a couple of Roy Moore stories there. See how the news works?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM
Go look at the Mpls Star Tribune (Red Star as we call it) website. They only have a pic of Frankengrope on stage with Tweeden smiling. Wonder why?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (aHLmf)

598 Franken admitted it. He is guilty. It should be an open and shut civil and or criminal court case win for Leanne. Franken should be forced to resign since he admitted to it.

I don't want people being tried in the courts of public opinion and social media using hashtags. That destroys lives. It has real life consequences for people and their families.

This won't end well in the long run.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (g4lFK)

599 Errrrrrrr...ahhhhhhm...what the hell is going on up there? A United States Senator doing things like that! And not being allowed to get away with it!?!
I'm glad I'm..ahhhhhhhm...dead!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at November 16, 2017 01:30 PM (O5Q3r)

600 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 16, 2017 01:04 PM (u54O2)
========

You're just wishing Franken had groped you, Mary, you know, being chronically untouched and all that.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 16, 2017 01:30 PM (vg8iE)

601 And by the way, Ivanka Trump ought to get back in her seat at the children's table. What is this crap with "I believe the women", not Judge Moore. Based on what- your friends at the Psychic Network?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:30 PM (VpIIl)

602 This is the guy that bamboozled Flynn and Sessions at their confirmation hearings with his Vulcan 3D chess level questions.

Posted by: Barry Wom at November 16, 2017 01:30 PM (loZXu)

603 The old adage, show me the pictures or it's not true....well, here we are.

---------------------

photoshop

is it real or is it memorex (photoshop)

memorex was a brand of magnetic tape back in the olden times with audio was on tape.

If I have to explain it...

never mind.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (4XCge)

604 I have found in Franken's statement what I believe to be a confession to a hanging offense:

Coming from the world of comedy, I've told and written a lot of jokes that I once thought were funny but later came to realize were just plain offensive. But the intentions behind my actions aren't the point at all. It's the impact these jokes had on others that matters. And I'm sorry it's taken me so long to come to terms with that.


No, you asshole former pretend comic. The impact the jokes have does not matter. It matters is they're funny.

If he had remained a comedian in the Senate, if his approach had been "wow, isn't this a goof? even a half-bright comic can do this", he'd have been tolerable.

Minnesota already proved it doesn't have standards. I'd go along with the joke.

But he became Senator Mr. Prissy Pants of Rectitude. That's the hanging offense.

That and not understanding that "intent" and "effect" are not part of the comedy equation. "Laughing" and "not laughing" are.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (gIRsn)

605 587 578
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (yBcuS)

That might just be the best hash (Why? Because.) ever.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (XMDuf)



Andycanuck had (oRgyc)

NDH had {sexy3)

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (z/Ubi)

606 Tweeden is doing a presser on Fox right now. Franken is in serious trouble.
Posted by: JackStr

Please tell me she will be filing charges and suing.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (g4lFK)

607 Re: The full statement not directly admitting he grabbed her boobs.

Here's an earlier statement, you have to scroll down for Franken's response. http://bit.ly/2z6zZtj


He said "As to the photo, it was clearly intended to by funny but wasn't. I shouldn't have done it."

Now, is that, yes, I totally grabbed her boobs? No. But I shouldn't have done it when the it in question is grabbing her boobs while she's asleep read as an admission to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (mf5HN)

608 Of course it wont end well,it's mutually assured destruction.They started it.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (LiyEm)

609 CNN has the picture with the headline "alleged"

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 01:28 PM (M+Lyo)



I'm surprised it's on CNN.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (493sH)

610 More Franken victims to go public...lol...
Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 01:23 PM (7DG+y)

----

Dude.... you cant tease like that....

Links??

Posted by: Al Frenchy Franken at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

611 FRANKEN LEFT GROPING FOR ANSWERS

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (oVJmc)

612 Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)


Some people seem to be protesting too much, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH

Sure seems that way.
Posted by: Insomniac


They need to bring their female family members to the next MoMee. It'd be a hoot!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (3/f2v)

613 The worst part of this whole nasty-ass encounter is the tongue penetration.

Ugh. Imagine. Al. Franken. Tongue. Punch.

Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (z+9vu)

614 Honey, is that a grenade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Al Frankfurter at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (vtcmf)

615 >>Please tell me she will be filing charges and suing.

Doesn't sound that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (/tuJf)

616 this will probably be the only time al franken is actually funny

Posted by: Bored383 at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (70HTk)

617 Andycanuck had (oRgyc)

NDH had {sexy3)

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (z/Ubi)

---

A few days ago a troll had LGF in his.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (fsZof)

618
Fox Business is showing Roy Moore tweets. He's pounding the hell out of Bitch McConnell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (493sH)

619 605 Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (z/Ubi)

Sex references never did it for me. I know that's horrible, but...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (XMDuf)

620 Of course it wont end well,it's mutually assured destruction.


-----

*ponders Uniparty*


Im actually OK with that,

Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

621 I hate "conviction" by popular opinion. But if they like that game, good. There are more twisted assholes on their side.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:17 PM (eO5CB)


========

Yes, my attitude's the same, except I'd phrase it as "I hate conviction by popular opinion. And because they always have and always will try to use it against our side, thank goodness it's finally being used against them".

The best option would be if it weren't used at all. The second best option is if it is used against both sides.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (/qEW2)

622 >>if a guy loomed over a sleeping women and 'simulated' getting oral sex,
would the joke lie still fly? Clothed or not? or putting his ass in her
sleeping face?


Ugh, that would be just as bad, regardless of actual contact.
The guy is a creep and this photo was no innocent joke.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

623 He said "As to the photo, it was clearly intended to by funny but wasn't. I shouldn't have done it."

What, groped her, or taken a picture?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

624 618


Fox Business is showing Roy Moore tweets. He's pounding the hell out of Bitch McConnell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2017 01:32 PM (493sH)
I wish I could vote for him.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 01:33 PM (a0IVu)

625 This won't end well in the long run.

----

That path has already been choosen, and we didn't get a vote. That decision was made for us. Our choices our submit or fight back.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 01:33 PM (4XCge)

626 To the extent that any alleged activity occurred, which I categorically deny, I invoke my rights under the fifth-and-a-half amendment, colloquially known as the "I was totally joking guys" doctrine, which serves to exclude any evidence that came into existence intentionally or unintentionally, and/or directly or indirectly, as a result of any act or utterance by myself, or any other related to allegations against me, regarding which I now and subjectively submit to have occurred in a totally joking manner, however objectively or subjectively perceived or interpreted by any other.

Posted by: Roids Moore - Getting Stronger Every Day at November 16, 2017 01:33 PM (wx6iv)

627 Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)


Some people seem to be protesting too much, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

Sure seems that way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

Agreed. Pretty disgusting.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:33 PM (NWmy4)

628 How long before they dig into her background and declare she is a Trump supporter?

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 01:33 PM (LiyEm)

629 This dangerous criminal needs to resign from the Senate stat!

Posted by: Jihadi at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (7If+p)

630 And by the way, Ivanka Trump ought to get back in her seat at the children's table.

+1

Posted by: Al Frankfurter at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (vtcmf)

631 A few days ago a troll had LGF in his.

Truth in advertising.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (IcT7t)

632 598
Franken admitted it. He is guilty. It should be an open and shut civil
and or criminal court case win for Leanne.


Posted by: Monk

Except for a very pesky thing called the statute of limitations. I don't know of any state that has a tort SOL longer than 4 years.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (dZ756)

633 The MSM and Democrats will say Moore case different because children allegedly involved. (The 14 year old).
Also the age difference with the teens involved.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (LilNs)

634 576 Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it? Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)


Yes, it fvcking is.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (NWmy4)

So short sighted gains are worth destroying the lives of average men via the court of public opinion with no due process and Constitutional rights in place.

Jesus you must hate men and boys.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (g4lFK)

635 Minnesota already proved it doesn't have standards.




*cough Jessie Ventura cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (3/f2v)

636 Yeah, the #Metoo hysteria is not good.
BUT...
Young men at college and ordinary men with ordinary jobs have had to live with draconian sexual harassment rules for decades.
Let our ruling class in Hollywood and DC have a taste of it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (0jtPF)

637 Now, is that, yes, I totally grabbed her boobs? No. But I shouldn't have done it when the it in question is grabbing her boobs while she's asleep read as an admission to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (mf5HN)


Yes, but after being told, 'Not interested' -- whether he physically touched them or not -- is this photograph not evidence of harassment of a sexual nature? No contact is required.



(I hate hate hate the term 'Sexual Harassment' - I prefer to spell it out my way)

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (ajiE5)

638 FRANKEN LEFT GROPING FOR ANSWERS


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (oVJmc


Well done

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (M+Lyo)

639 Tweeden is doing a presser on Fox right now. Franken is in serious trouble.
Posted by: JackStr

She look better in Camies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (5y11N)

640 577


Whether he touched 'them' or not is immaterial. She expressed her
disinterest with him. He gets the first one for free. Harassment
requires more than one instance. Everything else after that is now
harassment of a sexual nature.



With photographic proof of that harassment of a sexual nature.



He needs to either step down or be admonished on the floor of the Senate.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 01:27 PM (ajiE5)

Step down. Admonishment in the Senate? What -you mean he gets people to yell at him, tell him how ashamed they are of him while he sits there twirling a pen? Nope.
Rope. Knot. Lamp post. WAR

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (jxbfJ)

641 There are no consequences today.

I agree, this is largely the problem.

Young men are not taught any moral code, adult men aren't able to respond to poor action with physical violence, and have been raised to never do so. There should be immediate, shocking, and memorable consequence to mistreating women.

See, I don't like the overbearing, extreme way Islam goes about treating women? But I do think maybe we could nudge our culture just a little bit in that direction where young women are protected and escorted at least somewhat rather than just left to the worst of society and hoping nothing bad happens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (39g3+)

642
Ima goin to go ahead and say congress is Gomorrah to Hollywood's Sodom.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (r+sAi)

643 A bit off topic but good old Biden was sure putting the Vice into being vice president!

Posted by: Killerdog at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (D545H)

644 Y'know, maybe Tweeden was wearing the Kevlar vest because she figured Franken would make a grab while she was sleeping.

Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (Pqytn)

645 They need to bring their female family members to the next MoMee. It'd be a hoot!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (3/f2v)

Don't you mean a hooter?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

646
There is no difference in what is happening now with #MeToo and
Title IX rape tribunals on college campuses. Both destroy the lives of
men forever,



Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads
even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?


You're sure protesting a lot - some might say too much.

Look we didn't create this crap - the Democrats did. We're just pouring their own sauce back on them.

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (LiAUS)

647 611 FRANKEN LEFT GROPING FOR ANSWERS
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (oVJmc)


ATTEMPTS TO FEEL HIS WAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (mbhDw)

648 634 So short sighted gains are worth destroying the lives of average men via the court of public opinion with no due process and Constitutional rights in place.

Jesus you must hate men and boys.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (g4lFK)


The die has already been cast, and the genie can't be put back into the bottle.

Posted by: Hikaru, What Speaks in Cliches. at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (XMDuf)

649 Hey, Horde, it's not too late to get your tickets to hear us speak at the Toyota Music Factory in Irving, Texas!!

Tickets for the event range in price from $99.50 to $818.

Get yours now!!!

Posted by: Bubba & Hillary! at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (ctuyM)

650 593 Biden/Franken '20!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

Give Us a Hand!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (mbhDw)

651 Man this is great. She is saying she got a call from another woman who has something to tell her about Franken.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

652 If this wildfire only burns one side, the other side will keep fanning the flames. Let them burn, too.

[ Billy Joel]We didn't start the fire...[ /Billy Joel]

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (oVJmc)

653 Ok so we lose Moore in the Senate to a Dem, then oust Frankenstien for being a real perv. Downside is MN Gov is going to appoint a Dem to fill the slot, until a run off election that will probably fill a Dem.

Posted by: Janir at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (IeosF)

654 Never am going to understand why men act so bloody stupid around attractive women.


It is probably the easiest thing in the world to get a woman's attention; honest to goodness it isn't hard. Good manners and customs, generousity, genuine interest in conversational tangents and a sunny disposition are all that is ever needed.



It is at once both infuriating and hilarious to see these stories popping up day after day. Infuriating because chivalry, hilarious because 'hot damn, man, you're a pathetic piece of shit'.


Passes? Sex jokes? Good Lord, are there actually men out there that try pickup lines? XD


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (6JL3d)

655 Please tell me she will be filing charges and suing.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (g4lFK)

All while in a mini skirt of course!!

Posted by: Uncle Joey B. at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (xqfqx)

656 Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it? Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)


Yes, it fvcking is.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (NWmy4)

So short sighted gains are worth destroying the lives of average men via the court of public opinion with no due process and Constitutional rights in place.

Jesus you must hate men and boys.
Posted by: Monk



I'm a man. And I agree with the string them up attitude. WE have already be subjected to this for far too long. Time the left eats a shit sandwich.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (3/f2v)

657 He jizzed all over my shoreline. It was an environmental Hate Crime.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (hyZqB)

658 595

It's not just an allegation though. It's behavior he engaged in infront of others and on camera.

The Moore allegations are worse (at least those from Leigh Comfret) but its her words against his, a lot of time has passed, and its a fair point that you can't hang a person on what is there necessarily.

But this is a pattern of harrasment comitted by a ln AARP qualifying asshole in front of people and on camera.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (yBcuS)

659 I don't want people being tried in the courts of public opinion and social media using hashtags. That destroys lives. It has real life consequences for people and their families.

This won't end well in the long run.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (g4lFK)

Sorry... but that ship has already sailed.

Normal people are getting fired for Facebook posts, or tweets, that they make on their private accounts.

It is now normal practice to ask potential employees for Facebook information...

Its already filtered down to normal people... what fun is now the ELITES are getting hit by the rules they forced on us...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

660 Except for a very pesky thing called the statute of limitations. I don't know of any state that has a tort SOL longer than 4 years.
Posted by: SFGoth

This occurred aboard a military aircraft. Would state laws apply here? Or Federal? Or DoD?

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (326rv)

661 Menendez mistrial

**spit**

Posted by: dananjcon at November 16, 2017 01:37 PM (xqfqx)

662 Looks like Rocky got cocky.

Posted by: Hotspur at November 16, 2017 01:37 PM (hp5Wc)

663 Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:14 PM (mf5HN)


Some people seem to be protesting too much, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH

Sure seems that way.
Posted by: Insomniac


They need to bring their female family members to the next MoMee. It'd be a hoot!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (3/f2v)


Yes, then when said females are grabbed, groped, or had sexually harrassing insulting things said, they can tell their female family members to lighten up.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:37 PM (NWmy4)

664 The die has already been cast, and the genie can't be put back into the bottle.
Posted by: Hikaru, What Speaks in Cliches. at November 16, 2017 01:35 PM (XMDuf)

A penny saved is a penny earned. A boob in the hand is worth...er, I mean...

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

665 FRANKEN LEFT GROPING FOR ANSWERS


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM


Send that one to the New York Post.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2017 01:37 PM (p+Wdc)

666 So short sighted gains are worth destroying the
lives of average men via the court of public opinion with no due process
and Constitutional rights in place.



Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (g4lFK)

Yeah, all that stuff did me a lot of good.

Posted by: Zombie Mary Jo Kopechne at November 16, 2017 01:37 PM (O5Q3r)

667 659 I don't want people being tried in the courts of public opinion and social media using hashtags. That destroys lives. It has real life consequences for people and their families.

This won't end well in the long run.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (g4lFK)

Sorry... but that ship has already sailed.

Normal people are getting fired for Facebook posts, or tweets, that they make on their private accounts.

It is now normal practice to ask potential employees for Facebook information...

Its already filtered down to normal people... what fun is now the ELITES are getting hit by the rules they forced on us...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

What Don Q. Said.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

668 It is probably the easiest thing in the world to get a woman's attention; honest to goodness it isn't hard.

Flares.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (326rv)

669 460 Franken just called for an investigation into....himself.

LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (jjaLl)


I predict a full exoneration.

(APPLAUSE)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (mbhDw)

670 Holy shit now Sly Stallone is accused of fucking a 16 year old.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (VBH5T)

671 Ugh. Imagine. Al. Franken. Tongue. Punch.
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (z+9vu)


You. Evil. Bastard.

Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (L6Zpd)

672 Well, I think Franken has a firm grasp on the situation. He should be able to nip this in the bud.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

673
:::checks calendar, calculates date when comments need to mature::;

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:20 PM (G2lCa)


The irony, it burns. LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (oPNmq)

674 So, in their desperation to derail Moore they are going to drive the train right over Al Franken?

Life is good.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (3DZIZ)

675 They made the rules, let them die by those rules. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

676 Franken admitted it. He is guilty. It should be an open and shut civil
and or criminal court case win for Leanne.


Posted by: Monk

Except for a very pesky thing called the statute of limitations. I don't know of any state that has a tort SOL longer than 4 years.
Posted by: SFGoth



Statute of Limitations for stepping down from your job is 40 years.

See: Roy Moore

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:39 PM (3/f2v)

677 Never am going to understand why men act so bloody stupid around attractive women.

Hey, I'm not acting.

But then I'm pretty bloody stupid when they're not around, too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 01:39 PM (IcT7t)

678 #647

611 FRANKEN LEFT GROPING FOR ANSWERS

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (oVJmc)





ATTEMPTS TO FEEL HIS WAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

==========================


LIKE A DEER CAUGHT ON THE HEADLIGHTS!

Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 01:39 PM (Pqytn)

679 I don't want people being tried in the courts of public opinion and social media using hashtags. That destroys lives. It has real life consequences for people and their families.

Actually I'm strangely at peace with public humiliation and shame as a punishment for behavior like this. I agree we need to have some standards and basis of evidence for shaming? But better this than courts for something of this level of offense.

I don't think anyone should be jailed for grabbing hooters or tongue kissing (ew) without agreement. But smacked around, shamed, reputation damaged? Sure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)

680 LIKE A DEER CAUGHT ON THE HEADLIGHTS!
Posted by: mrp at November 16, 2017 01:39 PM (Pqytn)

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*golf clap*

Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

681 WILL NO ONE SPEAK FOR THE GOATS OF ARABIA?

Posted by: Clover at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (4SIIB)

682 Al FRANKEN TO KEEP ABREAST OF CURRENT EVENTS

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (326rv)

683 Shits out of control.

I'm afraid to leave to Grotto.

Posted by: Zombie High Hefner at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (xqfqx)

684 who fucking does this shit. i'm 63 years old, i never grabbed any woman that way, maybe my wife, but, shit never thought about doing that to any woman. who brought these people up? jackals?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (KP5rU)

685
Everybody in Hollywood is going down, and Everyone in Congress is looking a little shaky.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (4XCge)

686
This seems to end the chances of my Dream Ticket to oppose Trump in 2020. Al Franken and Jill Stein.

Franken/Stein

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (ajiE5)

687
Having the accused rights be defended in a court of law and having leftists being hoisted up by their own sjw code petard does not have to be mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (r+sAi)

688
Passes? Sex jokes? Good Lord, are there actually men out there that try pickup lines? XD


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (6JL3d)

We had a whole thread yesterday of Horde pick up lines.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (7HtZB)

689 FRANKEN'S SENATE CAREER GOES TITS UP

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

690 >>Well, I think Franken has a firm grasp on the situation. He should be able to nip this in the bud.

Jeanne Shaneen is a member of the Senate Ethics Committee. Just yesterday, she came out and said that Congress must live under the rules that everyone else does.

Maybe not such a good handle.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

691 >>>Holy shit now Sly Stallone is accused of fucking a 16 year old.

I will never be able to enjoy OVER THE TOP again

Thankfully we will always have TANGO AND CASH.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (G2lCa)

692 I don't hop on bandwagons to persecute men who may or may not be guilty of a crime. I love men. Always have.

It is the hypocrisy coming out of Hollywood and DC who like to pontificate to us rubes how the world should be. The sheer fucking hypocrisy is why I don't care if a Weinstein or a Franken gets their ass handed to them in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (oiNtH)

693 Holy shit now Sly Stallone is accused of fucking a 16 year old.

Maybe. Groupies. Still legal though. Icky, but legal. I think we should raise the age of consent to 18, and so does everyone else, apparently because we all go "ick" when we read that kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (39g3+)

694 So far NOT ONE dem is voting for the tax bill...like lemmings

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (5y11N)

695
Hey, I'm not acting.

But then I'm pretty bloody stupid when they're not around, too.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 01:39 PM (IcT7t)

No, you're right, I gotta amend that.

Never will understand why some men behave like reprobates* when around attractive women.

Being stupid around attractive women, yes indeed, I'm right there in the same sinking boat!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (6JL3d)

696 Fuck this men do stupid shit nonsense. Im a man and Id never grab a woman's tits or jack off in front of someone or any of this disgusting behavior.

Dont make it sound like any of this is normal. These are suck fucks. Period.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (VBH5T)

697 who fucking does this shit. i'm 63 years old, i never grabbed any woman that way, maybe my wife, but, shit never thought about doing that to any woman. who brought these people up? jackals?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (KP5rU)

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This.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

698 They need to bring their female family members to the next MoMee. It'd be a hoot!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:31 PM (3/f2v)


Yes, then when said females are grabbed, groped, or had sexually harrassing insulting things said, they can tell their female family members to lighten up.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla



Thank you for taking it in the sarcastic mode it was intended.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (3/f2v)

699 >>So short sighted gains are worth destroying the lives of average men via
the court of public opinion with no due process and Constitutional
rights in place.


Jesus you must hate men and boys.



Here's the thing: people like Franken and Weinstein and Biden have been pushing their Lefty agenda, part of which feeds the #WarOnWomen/ campus rape epidemic agenda. They've helped create this monster that has recently become unleashed.

I don't like the monster, but as long as its creators were safe it was going to continue to take victims like Mitt "binders full of women" Romney and Mike "never alone with a woman except wifey" Pence.

So I'm on board with unleashing the monster, seeing who it damages the most, and *than* having a talk about how we need to destroy the monster.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

700 684
who fucking does this shit. i'm 63 years old, i never grabbed any woman
that way, maybe my wife, but, shit never thought about doing that to any
woman. who brought these people up? jackals?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (KP5rU)
That is what I am wondering. am in my mid-40s and have never encountered any man who indulges in this sort of behavior (thankfully). What kind of upbringing results in this?

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (a0IVu)

701 I groped . . . two titties in Paradise

Don't you pack your vest, I'll squeeze tonight

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (QLvwG)

702 Never am going to understand why men act so bloody stupid around attractive women.

--

Really?

Hint: It's the vagina.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (fsZof)

703 who fucking does this shit.

Heh, that's a very good question...

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (vtcmf)

704 Bill O'Reilly must be distraught over this given how much fondness and respect he has for Al Franken. I'm looking forward to a statement from him.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn D.A 1977 at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (kfcYC)

705 I've waited so long

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (QLvwG)

706 Being stupid around attractive women, yes indeed, I'm right there in the same sinking boat!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (6JL3d)

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So.... do you grab their tits while their asleep of just jerk it into the philodendrons.??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

707 That's a wee bit more than an accusation, now, isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:00 PM (mf5HN)

I would say it goes beyond plausible.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 16, 2017 01:43 PM (J70i0)

708 McConnell made a pass at a ten year old turtle. But I'm not sure if he stroked the shell..

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:43 PM (VpIIl)

709 Just a reminder Menendez is from Hudson County here in NJ..CORRUP doesn't even begin to describe it. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:43 PM (5y11N)

710 who brought these people up? jackals?

Posted by: chavez the hugo

Hey! Don't lump us in with them!

Posted by: Jackals Everywhere at November 16, 2017 01:43 PM (oiNtH)

711 He wrote the skit, cast himself and her, and said "We need to rehearse the kiss".

This is the type of person Congress attracts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 01:43 PM (/qEW2)

712 667 659 I don't want people being tried in the courts of public opinion and social media using hashtags. That destroys lives. It has real life consequences for people and their families.

This won't end well in the long run.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (g4lFK)

Sorry... but that ship has already sailed.

Normal people are getting fired for Facebook posts, or tweets, that they make on their private accounts.

It is now normal practice to ask potential employees for Facebook information...

Its already filtered down to normal people... what fun is now the ELITES are getting hit by the rules they forced on us...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

What Don Q. Said.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

I'm aware of that and agree. I know men have been fucked the last 10 years.

What I don't accept is this future being set to destroy a generation of our sons and nephews. That is worth fighting for.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:43 PM (g4lFK)

713 menendez is talking like the jury acquited him? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (5y11N)

714 I love men. Always have.

We love you right back. Respectfully, at a distance.

It is the hypocrisy coming out of Hollywood and DC who like to pontificate to us rubes how the world should be.

Exactly. Don't preach to me about how to treat women when you're pawing at them like a dog trying to get through a door. Don't tell me how to treat women when you're raping them and groping them and harassing them and *cringe* whacking off at them.

i'm 63 years old, i never grabbed any woman that way

Yeah I don't... I was even hesitant to grab my Fiancee that way for fear it was disrespectful or dishonorable to treat her like that. I was not raised like these guys. Who were their parents? What was their mom like???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

715 CNN carried Franken stuff press conference live. Now airing Menendez sucking his own cock for a change about being found innocent (???)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (mJ8mX)

716 >>>Well, I think Franken has a firm grasp on the situation. He should be able to nip this in the bud.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 01:38 PM (RD7QR)



He needs to suckle up to the Dem leadership if he plans on keeping his seat. What a nightmare! He should pinch and roll himself between his fingers to see if he's awake.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (jjaLl)

717
Well. Since the Roy Moore thing surfaced, I've been called a rape apologist, a pedophile supporter, let's see, told I don't have two brain cells to rub together if I don't get why the girls wouldn't say anything about the man who was the DA at the time, told that Moore has to go whether true or not and on and on and on.


Okay. So. That means I lost that argument and the New Rules it is. Don't even think of crying to me about it.


Oh and GWB? If you ever, ever in the history of ever, touched my breasts while I was asleep when you had no right or permission to do so? It doesn't matter if I was wearing a parka, I would beat you until my hands broke and then go and tell some male friends of mine what you did so they could get their shots in.Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:22 PM (mf5HN)

Right there with ya, Alex.
My own husband thought I was nuts for saying Moore dating teens wasn't illegal, probably set up by their mamas, and not something that should ruin someone.
I'm apparently not disgusted enough. I'm supposed to be good with all kinds of perversion but a guy dating an of age teen is a step too far? Really.
Ok, you got it. Now Franken has to be destroyed.
Just playing "fair."

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (eO5CB)

718 So short sighted gains are worth destroying the lives of average men via the court of public opinion with no due process and Constitutional rights in place.

Jesus you must hate men and boys.
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (g4lFK)



Oh FFS. No one here hates men and boys and I, for one, will not let such an accusation stand.

I've been a vocal critic in the forums available to me about the dangers of assuming all allegations are true. I've been a vocal critic in the forums available to me about the need to not blur the lines between boorish behavior, sexual harassment, sexual assault, and rape. I've been a vocal critic in all forums available to me about the need to slow down what's going on right now with shrieks about sexual harassment because we are well into the territory that led to people losing a quarter century of their lives to jail due to the Satanic ritual abuse panic.

You know what that's gotten me? And gotten me by some people here who really need to take a long, hard look in the mirror?

Claims that I support rape. Claims that I support pedophilia in a whole new and exciting way than the usual. Claims that all allegations must be presumed true until proven false. Claims that it doesn't matter if true or not, if the allegation is severe enough the person must be sacrificed.

Well. Fine. Fine, so I lost and New Rules it is.

Thus when a case arises with photographic evidence and statements by the perpetrator that yeah so pretty much I did that, then, yes, I'm going to shove those New Rules back down the throats of those who shoved them down mine and I'm going to do so even stronger.

Why?

Because I want it to STOP. I want people to take a breath and step back from the brink. I want this hysteria to break.

It doesn't mean I hate men and boys, by the insanity of Cthulhu, what is wrong with your mental acuity to believe otherwise.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (mf5HN)

719 He wrote the skit, cast himself and her, and said "We need to rehearse the kiss".

He told me that I was there for a bit of scenery, to liven up the place. How could I know?

Posted by: The Ficus at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (326rv)

720 >>>He wrote the skit, cast himself and her, and said "We need to rehearse the kiss".
This is the type of person Congress attracts.

***Chris Kattan cancels exploratory committee***

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (G2lCa)

721 Oh, lookie, Franken's been married since 1975, so it's extra-marital, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

722 684 who fucking does this shit. i'm 63 years old, i never grabbed any woman that way, maybe my wife, but, shit never thought about doing that to any woman. who brought these people up? jackals?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (KP5rU)

Yeah seriously.

My girlfriend is totally fair play though. Any time she bends over it's always fun time. So much so that if she bends over when I'm around and I don't slap her ass or do some other hijinks she's like hey what's wrong with you?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (4ErVI)

723 Bannon probably has somewhere like two or three hundred other such incidents, and not just Franken, to entertain us over the next month. The Democrats and Establishment GOP will regret the hit on Moore as much as coming up with a list of Peter Pan candidates.

Washington is about to drop to its knees quicker than a congressional page asking for a loan.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (cpi8c)

724 So the photog didn't happen to be Al's shutterbug brother Owen, did it?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (IcT7t)

725 LOL he is crying over Miss Graham coming to lie for him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (5y11N)

726 684

who fucking does this shit. i'm 63 years old, i never grabbed any woman

that way, maybe my wife, but, shit never thought about doing that to any

woman. who brought these people up? jackals?



Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2017 01:40 PM (KP5rU)

People in positions of power (or perceived power). Notice the trend...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

727 This thing will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Shit Fred Thompson said at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)

728 Addendum re: It's the vagina

--

This isn't that, though. This isn't a guy being an idiot for the girl because the girl has made him make bad decisions.

This is anger, spite, power, and humiliation because the girl said no.

This is a different kind of stupid.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (fsZof)

729 "I think it's time to expel Al Franken from the Senate."

I love Ace's dry humor.

Posted by: Crispian at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (wbYF0)

730 641 There are no consequences today.

I agree, this is largely the problem.

Young men are not taught any moral code, adult men aren't able to respond to poor action with physical violence, and have been raised to never do so. There should be immediate, shocking, and memorable consequence to mistreating women.

See, I don't like the overbearing, extreme way Islam goes about treating women? But I do think maybe we could nudge our culture just a little bit in that direction where young women are protected and escorted at least somewhat rather than just left to the worst of society and hoping nothing bad happens.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:34 PM (39g3+)

Women aren't exactly brimming with "moral code" either. It would be a lie to say otherwise.

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (5gaNQ)

731 Its already filtered down to normal people... what fun is now the ELITES are getting hit by the rules they forced on us...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

I for one refuse to use the term "Elite" when referring to politicians, the MSM, or people in pop culture. Those people are by far some of the most hypocritical bottom feeders.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (i0ykY)

732 702 Never am going to understand why men act so bloody stupid around attractive women.

--

Really?

Hint: It's the vagina.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (fsZof)

It has mysterious powers...

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

733 106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.
Posted by: Holdfast

Based on the evidence, he touched a lot more than Roy Moore did.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn D.A 1977 at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (kfcYC)

734
So.... do you grab their tits while their asleep of just jerk it into the philodendrons.??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

Neither, actually o.o Aside from doing the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing, I've noticed in my 31 years that the surest way to make a woman remember you is to display the above-referenced virtues and characteristics, so much so that even a relatively drab-looking fellow such as myself can be popular with the ladies.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (6JL3d)

735 718 I give this rant 7/10 because not enough profanity.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (LiyEm)

736 Trying Menendez in Newark was a smart as trying OJ downtown LA...Fuckin Idiots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (5y11N)

737 menendez is talking like the jury acquited him?

To be fair, based on the charges, he doesn't seem to comprehend how the law works at any level.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

738 Really?


Hint: It's the vagina.Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:42 PM (fsZof)


Because you think that pretty young women have magical vaginas? That they're somehow different because why? Exceptionally pretty girls have more powerful vagina muscles?

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (eO5CB)

739 This won't end well in the long run.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:29 PM (g4lFK)


Go ahead and lock that barn. The horse is already in the glue factory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (oPNmq)

740 This is Hillary getting schlonged by Weiner level cosmic justice.

God has a sense of humor.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (3DZIZ)

741 What great about this is all the hysteria about women being victims of sexual harassment is it is the Dems being exposed, who have been accusing the the rest of America of this type of lecherous behavior for decades. Now it is all blowing up in their faces. Let It Burn. Down to the ground and go back to where we were 30-40 years ago when this all started.

Lets hope the affirmative action/racist scam-complex is next.

Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (MxEKc)

742 *beep*

Posted by: George H.W. Bush at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (Tu8Iv)

743 >>>I know men have been fucked the last 10 years.

This might not be the crowd to make that assumption around.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (G2lCa)

744 Now menendez is playing the hispanic card

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (5y11N)

745 I don't want people being tried in the courts of public opinion and social media using hashtags. That destroys lives. It has real life consequences for people and their families.

Actually I'm strangely at peace with public humiliation and shame as a punishment for behavior like this. I agree we need to have some standards and basis of evidence for shaming?




Standards?
Only standard needed is, is the accusation believable?
That's all the left requires. Then that's all I need.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (3/f2v)

746 Has the prosecution decided yet whether to retry Menendez? Slimly little shit.

Posted by: Jackals Everywhere at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

747 711 He wrote the skit, cast himself and her, and said "We need to rehearse the kiss".

This is the type of person Congress attracts.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 01:43 PM (/qEW2)

Its a TAX!

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

748 656
Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads
even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)





Yes, it fvcking is.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (NWmy4)



So short sighted gains are worth destroying the lives of average men
via the court of public opinion with no due process and Constitutional
rights in place.



Jesus you must hate men and boys.

Posted by: Monk







I'm a man. And I agree with the string them up attitude. WE have
already be subjected to this for far too long. Time the left eats a shit
sandwich.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (3/f2v)

Agree with rickb223. Look at men in corporate arena. If a guy gets caught even glancing at a well dressed female coworker he risks a trip to HR.
Can't joke any more because if someone within earshot overhears something that wasn't intended for their ears gets offended, you get a trip to HR.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (jxbfJ)

749 Oh ve haff entire Franken dossier.
You vish to pay?

Posted by: Boris Badinov, Esq. at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (W/SyC)

750 What I don't accept is this future being set to destroy a generation of our sons and nephews. That is worth fighting for.
Posted by: Monk

You act as though there is only one option. In order to stop this, we must unilaterally not act.

Another option is to feed them into the chipper shredder that they created. And ensure that Beautiful People feel the effects, not just the peasants.

Posted by: The Ficus at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (326rv)

751 I don't mind the current state of affairs. If you harass someone, you should expect to pay for it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (7ZVPa)

752 Jesus you must hate men and boys.


Fvck you. You seem to be the one who doesn't care if women are raped and victims of sexual crimes & can't get the police to help.

You seem to hate women, since you seem free throw around accusations over one post.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (NWmy4)

753 Hint: It's the vagina.


How does the inability to parallel park fit into this conversation?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (gIRsn)

754 "It doesn't mean I hate men and boys, by the insanity of Cthulhu, what is wrong with your mental acuity to believe otherwise.
"

So you're open to a date?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (VpIIl)

755 Monk, I have sons and nephews, too. I don't want them destroyed by false allegations. But I also have daughters and nieces. I don't want them to be intimdated out of reporting shit that someone does to them We're all trying to balance this shit, don't act like wanting consequences for shitty behavior equals hating one gender or the other

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (yBcuS)

756 737 menendez is talking like the jury acquited him?

To be fair, based on the charges, he doesn't seem to comprehend how the law works at any level.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)


"What's a senator?"

- - Robert Menendez

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (mbhDw)

757 Women aren't exactly brimming with "moral code" either. It would be a lie to say otherwise.

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 01:45 PM (5gaNQ)


OMG. Of course. That's where most of this came from.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (eO5CB)

758 Nood #MeToi

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (fA1SL)

759 693 Holy shit now Sly Stallone is accused of fucking a 16 year old.

Maybe. Groupies. Still legal though. Icky, but legal. I think we should raise the age of consent to 18, and so does everyone else, apparently because we all go "ick" when we read that kind of thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:41 PM (39g3+)

Maybe it should be the same as drinking age, just to nip this college campus shit in the bud.

Posted by: Hikaru, What Speaks in Cliches. at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (XMDuf)

760 don't want people being tried in the courts of public opinion and social media using hashtags. That destroys lives. It has real life consequences for people and their families.

Actually I'm strangely at peace with public humiliation and shame as a punishment for behavior like this. I agree we need to have some standards and basis of evidence for shaming? But better this than courts for something of this level of offense.

I don't think anyone should be jailed for grabbing hooters or tongue kissing (ew) without agreement. But smacked around, shamed, reputation damaged? Sure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)

So it's ok if a picture comes out of you making out with a girl in college and 20 years later somebody with an ax to grind says you did it without consent and everybody believes the accuser.

Your life being destroyed because of consensual making out in highschool or college is ok? Same for other men? This is ok?

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (g4lFK)

761 To those who ask about what happens when Joe Six Pack has to live by these rules...

Where the hell have you been? These have been the rules for decades.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (XykBO)

762 Well, I think Franken has a firm grasp on the situation. He should be able to nip this in the bud.

And he got "elected" in the first place thanks to some funbags of votes found among some junk in the trunk.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (s/EUv)

763 And now Sly Stallone is accused of sexual assault on a minor.

wowzer

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (/tuJf)

764 Women aren't exactly brimming with "moral code" either. It would be a lie to say otherwise.

Yeah that's the other side of the problem. But again, greater adult male supervision of daughters and sisters could help that as well. Restrain their less wise and less mature inclinations. "What do you mean I can't act like a total whore and dress like one? I'm 16, you can't tell me what to do!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (39g3+)

765 718 I give this rant 7/10 because not enough profanity.

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Needs more typos for authenticity and to show passion.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (4XCge)

766 Exactly. Don't preach to me about how to treat women when you're
pawing at them like a dog trying to get through a door. Don't tell me
how to treat women when you're raping them and groping them and
harassing them and *cringe* whacking off at them.




Power corrupts


Makes me glad I don't have power >.>

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (6JL3d)

767 If it's a mistrial, can't Menendez be brought up on charges again?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (8+Ozj)

768 Nood groping Franken.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

769 So it's ok if a picture comes out of you making out with a girl in college and 20 years later somebody with an ax to grind says you did it without consent and everybody believes the accuser.

First off I clearly said "standards" so you know, please do keep that in mind.

Second, if anyone found a picture of me making out with a girl in college, they photoshopped it, trust me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (39g3+)

770 "Now menendez is playing the hispanic card"

Welcome to the party. How do you think he got a mistrial?

Wait for the jurors to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (VpIIl)

771 557 *shoves entire loaf of chocolate peanut butter banana bread thru USB port*

It this going to be in the recipe book?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (sGtp+)

772 Melanie Morgan may have something to say about Al soon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (IcT7t)

773 This might not be the crowd to make that assumption around.

Speak for yourself, banana man.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (vtcmf)

774 733
106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.

Posted by: Holdfast



Based on the evidence, he touched a lot more than Roy Moore did.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn D.A 1977 at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (kfcYC)
If that was my daughter that Franken grabbed, Kevlar vest or not, someone would need to call 911. And a good dentist.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (jxbfJ)

775 How is this hysterical witch hunting any different than what is going occurring on college campuses with rape with no due process and the use of Titie IX?

It's not, of course.

Here's the thing though. The shitheads imposing all that other bullshit (the Title 9 witchhunts, for instance) on us (us being the non-powerful public) are getting a taste of their medicine good and fucking hard.

That's needed, because the ONLY way you make a bully stop (and that's what these doucheweasels are) is to punch 'em in the nose and make them pay a price for their doucheweaselness.

Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (sxq57)

776
He wrote the skit, cast himself and her, and said "We need to rehearse the kiss".

Funny how Bob Hope never thought of that with the cavalcade of sex kittens he had on the USO tours with him

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (lKyWE)

777 Because you think that pretty young women have magical vaginas? That they're somehow different because why? Exceptionally pretty girls have more powerful vagina muscles?

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:46 PM (eO5CB)

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Nope. For the record, I probably speak for most guys when I say it's pretty much always the vagina.

Wars, money, everything. Go all the way back to that naked chick with an apple.

Vagina. Men like it and often do stupid things in hopes of being granted access.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (fsZof)

778
McConnell made a pass at a ten year old turtle. But I'm not sure if he stroked the shell..


Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2017 01:43 PM (VpIIl)

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Gottdammit, it's OK to stoke the shell at any age. You just can't touch any soft parts.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (5NMZN)

779 Monk, I have sons and nephews, too. I don't want them destroyed by false allegations. But I also have daughters and nieces. I don't want them to be intimdated out of reporting shit that someone does to them We're all trying to balance this shit, don't act like wanting consequences for shitty behavior equals hating one gender or the other
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone But Likes Babies at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (yBcuS)

I hate the gynocentric society. It's female supremacy that's the problem. I don't hate men or women. I hate the fact lives can be destroyed decades later based on accusations and tried over social media.

Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (g4lFK)

780 eah that's the other side of the problem. But again, greater adult male supervision of daughters and sisters could help that as well. Restrain their less wise and less mature inclinations. "What do you mean I can't act like a total whore and dress like one? I'm 16, you can't tell me what to do!!!!"



Isn't that slut shaming or suggesting women aren't powerful self actualized smarter than guys roaring superwomen?

c'mon

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (eO5CB)

781 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:48 PM (39g3+)

Maternal supervision would do just as well, but if mommy is into 50 shades and dad is watching porn what can we expect from the kiddies

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (5gaNQ)

782
It is probably the easiest thing in the world to get a woman's
attention; honest to goodness it isn't hard. Good manners and customs,
generousity, genuine interest in conversational tangents and a sunny
disposition are all that is ever needed.


I'm going to disagree with that statement. Behaving like that is guaranteed to get women to permanently stick a man in the "Friend" category - from which he will never exit. Most men act poorly because most women respond to that. If they didn't poor behavior would have died out many thousands of years ago. Men are jackasses around women because being a jackass gets you laid a whole lot more quickly than being a gentleman ever will.


Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (LiAUS)

783 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2017 01:49 PM (39g3+)

Cameras hadn't yet been invented when I was in college. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (8+Ozj)

784 Look at men in corporate arena. If a guy gets caught even glancing at a well dressed female coworker he risks a trip to HR.
Can't joke any more because if someone within earshot overhears something that wasn't intended for their ears gets offended, you get a trip to HR.



This is total, absolute bullshit. And if you can't stop yourself from telling sexual offensive jokes in the workplace where you can be overheard then you have a stupidity problem.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (NWmy4)

785 I don't mind the current state of affairs. If you harass someone, you should expect to pay for it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 16, 2017 01:47 PM (7ZVPa)


As a man, and father of a daughter, I completely agree. Some men have to 'grow up' and learn there's a difference between the locker room, the sports field, and the work place.

The work place is not 2 am at a couples bar. Your employer owns your ass every minute you're there. Act appropriately.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (ajiE5)

786
Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (eO5CB)

As a woman, I am all for slut shaming

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (5gaNQ)

787 Vagina. Men like it and often do stupid things in hopes of being granted access.Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:50 PM (fsZof)


I don't disagree, I'm saying it's the package, ie, "Look guys, I got the most attractive vagina" because the vagina itself isn't that variable.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (eO5CB)

788 Feed my Frankenstein
Hungry for love and it's feeding time!!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (hvf9s)

789 I'm for slut shaming too, but I'm an opinionated bitch.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (eO5CB)

790 Hey, now, I didn't make her strip and wear the diaper did I? Cut me some slack ya yokels!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (hvf9s)

791 656
Yeah we all hate Al Franken, but what happens when this shit spreads
even more to destroy the lives of Joe six pack? Is it really worth it?
Posted by: Monk at November 16, 2017 01:12 PM (g4lFK)



Yes, it fvcking is.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 01:26 PM (NWmy4)



So short sighted gains are worth destroying the lives of average men
via the court of public opinion with no due process and Constitutional
rights in place.



Jesus you must hate men and boys.

Posted by: Monk



I'm a man. And I agree with the string them up attitude. WE have
already be subjected to this for far too long. Time the left eats a shit
sandwich.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:36 PM (3/f2v)

*****
Amen brother. This whole - "let's stay on our high horse" "this isn't seemly . . where will it all end" bullsh*t is just that . . . bullsh*t. This will not end until we start destroying the vaunted "examples" of "feminist": leftists who, while accusing conservatives falsely, are, themselves engaged int he worst chauvinistic, misogynistic, perverted, violent, degrading, predatory and pedophilic behaviors which, if there was any justice, would have landed them all in Federal or State PTYITA prison where they would be quickly, well, PITA.
They must all be attacked, twice as hard and destroyed with the same Alinsky tactics they try to use against us. Aided of course, by the fact that, with leftists, there are actual crime committed not made up, based on BS like the Moore "yearbook" obvious forgery.
As a matter of fact I wonder if this whole, sudden, carpet bombing campaign of the radical left/Hollywood with sexual assault evidence and proven allegations is not an orchestrated, Bannon operation designed to do just that - make the left understand that this is a war of attrition that they cannot possibly win as their side is actually assaulting, committing crimes and engaging in pedophilia - it is not made up like they do with us. Right now - only one side was allowed to be attacked and have their names dragged through the mud by a compliant MSM (with the GOPe happily condemning their own and throwing the under buses without a shred of actual believable evidence). Now the MSM and all the leftists bastions are under direct attack and are stuck covering it, too, lest they be labelled as well.
I say let these feminist "red guards" continue their work until the left learns its lesson and learns it good and hard.F*ck you, war.At the very least it leads to the satiation, like with Trump,or in Alabama where most people
see the allegations in the WP, see Allread, understand its more of the
same made up BS, yawn and vote for the candidate anyway.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 16, 2017 01:54 PM (Fb9aZ)

792 789 I'm for slut shaming too, but I'm an opinionated bitch.
Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:53 PM (eO5CB)

That makes two of us.

If men should act like gentlemen, then women shouldn't be dressing like sleazy hookers. I hate to blame the media for a lot of this...but I do

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (5gaNQ)

793 718---Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 16, 2017 01:44 PM (mf5HN)
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AMEN and AMEN.
Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (0jtPF)

794
I'm going to disagree with that statement.
Behaving like that is guaranteed to get women to permanently stick a man
in the "Friend" category - from which he will never exit. Most men act
poorly because most women respond to that. If they didn't poor behavior
would have died out many thousands of years ago. Men are jackasses
around women because being a jackass gets you laid a whole lot more
quickly than being a gentleman ever will.




Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (LiAUS)

Let me amend my statement again then

Women who are worth being remembered by*
If a chick digs a drug-addled bum thief who's in and out of jail, then it's exceeding likely that you don't (and shouldn't) want their attention.
Of course, there's no way to ever really know everything that's going on. That's why we do the right thing for the right thing's sake. 0.o Right about now, Steve Perry would break in with Don't Stop Believing and it'd be quite accurate.
Keep yer head high and flash a smile, we're being graded here

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (6JL3d)

795 It is probably the easiest thing in the world to get a woman's
attention; honest to goodness it isn't hard. Good manners and customs,
generousity, genuine interest in conversational tangents and a sunny
disposition are all that is ever needed.

I'm going to disagree with that statement. Behaving like that is guaranteed to get women to permanently stick a man in the "Friend" category - from which he will never exit. Most men act poorly because most women respond to that. If they didn't poor behavior would have died out many thousands of years ago. Men are jackasses around women because being a jackass gets you laid a whole lot more quickly than being a gentleman ever will.


Posted by: An Observation




Ding ding ding! Winner winner chicken dinner!

Ladies, if there wasn't a "Friendzone", we wouldn't call it that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (3/f2v)

796 106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.
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Seriously? you're seriously saying this? Do you want to try it on me and see if it counts?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (lwiT4)

797 105
Wow. I always thought he was gay!

So if we lock Harvey, Franken,
and Spacey in a room who is going to be the molester and how is going to
be the molestee? (For this of you with truly sick, warped, and twisted
minds you can throw in Charlie Sheen and Wild Bill 'The Wonder Weasel'
Clinton into the mix and answer the question).


Call 1-800-SERVPRO

"*Like It Never Happened*"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2017 01:57 PM (UsCnO)

798
Correction to the above - it should read:

I say let these feminist "red guards" continue their work until the left
learns its lesson and learns it good and hard.

F*ck you, war.

At the very
least it leads to the situation, like with Trump,or in Alabama, where
most people
see the allegations in the WP, see Allread, understand its more of the
same made up BS, yawn and vote for the candidate anyway.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (Fb9aZ)

799 Chill, a-holes...Franken was only 55 back then...times were different...

Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 01:58 PM (7DG+y)

800 I don't disagree, I'm saying it's the package, ie, "Look guys, I got the most attractive vagina" because the vagina itself isn't that variable.

Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (eO5CB)

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I'll admit I was just responding to a post and didn't pay much attention, but "attractive" is a funny thing. And thank goodness.

And yes, I agree, and I certainly wasn't trying to suggest supermodel > wife of thirty years who raised three kids and helps take care of my live-in elderly mother.

That said, a happily married husband would still likely be goofy around both and for the same reasons, even if one was never, ever the slightest option.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (fsZof)

801 No there isn't when everything a man dies is viewed as potential sexual assault.


Everybody gets your point, and repeating it over and over isn't going to get anyone else to agree with you.

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 01:59 PM (LiAUS)

802 Also I'm going to go the other direction on slut shaming to a certain degree.


Women wanna dress up and look foxy, good, go for it. I like that. I like low-cut blouses and tight miniskirts. I like flirty makeup and curvaceous figures, like I'm not in the bloody friggin' Middle East.


I like and enjoy these things, and am still not a reprobate. Don't ruin a good thing because of the idiots. Don't punish the women, or me, along with the actual criminals. It's like taking my gun because some maniac went and shot a man in a bar in a drunken rage.


Don't ruin this for me.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 02:00 PM (6JL3d)

803 I still can't get over the fact there is this hidden slush fund for pervs in congress, apparently, and they pull money from it to pay off harrassment settlements.IT is just an accepted thing. Because of course it is.

You are paying off these victims using MY MONEY. Taxpayer money. I think these pervs should be named and shamed. I look forward to seeing how many of them are dems. If it was all republicans the list would have been leaked long ago.

Posted by: LizLem at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (hvf9s)

804 I've always considered a woman's looks to be advertising for her heart. Am I wrong in this?

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 02:01 PM (LiAUS)

805 I don't disagree, I'm saying it's the package, ie, "Look guys, I got the most attractive vagina" because the vagina itself isn't that variable.
Posted by: dagny at November 16, 2017 01:52 PM (eO5CB)

Not true and uh......I'LL be the judge of that. please forward fotos to 'thatsuperhotvajayjay@gmail.com' for consideration.

Posted by: Abiss at November 16, 2017 02:02 PM (L6Zpd)

806 782---...Most men act poorly because most women respond to that....
Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 01:51 PM (LiAUS)
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Most men do NOT act poorly.
That is a feminist LIE.
And most women do NOT respond favorably to men acting poorly.
That is a misogynist LIE.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (0jtPF)

807 Most men do NOT act poorly.

That is a feminist LIE.

And most women do NOT respond favorably to men acting poorly.

That is a misogynist LIE.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (0jtPF)


Thank you for that

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 16, 2017 02:04 PM (6JL3d)

808 What does Franny Franken think about this matter?

Posted by: You Think You Hate it Now... at November 16, 2017 02:04 PM (7DG+y)

809 As a matter of fact I wonder if this whole, sudden, carpet bombing campaign of the radical left/Hollywood with sexual assault evidence and proven allegations is not an orchestrated, Bannon operation designed to do just that -


Omgawd. Not everything is fvckin political and Bannon is not the great and powerful Oz. This sex assault stuff has been brewing for decades and it started to break years ago in articles and op-eds. Pay attention to things beyond politics and you would know that. Just ridiculous.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 16, 2017 02:05 PM (NWmy4)

810 OT-Alabama pastor rips Republicans for being sissies for abandoning Moore

https://tinyurl.com/y7tqwu29

And Moore must come from the Donald Trump school of twitter. He's not backing down or giving up

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (8+Ozj)

811 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 16, 2017 02:03 PM (0jtPF)

I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (8+Ozj)

812 Most men do NOT act poorly.

That is a feminist LIE.

And most women do NOT respond favorably to men acting poorly.

That is a misogynist LIE.


No that is my observation based on more than 60 years of watching male - female interactions.

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 02:08 PM (LiAUS)

813 The press are probably hoping that Manson gets his ticket punched today so they can avoid reporting about this.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 16, 2017 02:12 PM (EBoug)

814 We allowed this to happen by letting them exempt themselves from the laws they make

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at November 16, 2017 02:13 PM (EK6pT)

815 I'm a little tired of the purity purges TBH.

I have a low opinion of Franken, I don't care for Moore. I would never have cast a ballot in favor of either even if I lived in a state where I might cast one.

But who are these men now. Why doesn't that matter more than some unearthed impropriety or weirdness from half a century ago?

I've come to doubt Nelson's total veracity about her assault, but that is her own fault and the fault of her attorney.- its a horrifying shame if "sweetening" her story with manufactured evidence to manipulate the public undermines any part of her story that's true, or makes people suspect and criticize other women telling the truth about being exploited or having to fend off an inappropriate advance from a creeper.

Franken was gross and vulgar and forward and people should laugh at him for that. Minnesota can ask of him whatever they think is in Minnesota's or their own resident-of-Minnesota's best interest. But it doesn't mean that some crummy vulgar joke in the past means he still pulls that crap.

Posted by: sarahw at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (Sp1NT)

816 Now, let's be reasonable here, guys! Who among us hasn't grabbed a woman's tits on an airplane? #WeAreAllGropersNow

Posted by: CitizenX at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (mvyKt)

817 All I'm asking is tie it to the present-f*ing day in some rational fashion.

Posted by: sarahw at November 16, 2017 02:19 PM (Sp1NT)

818 The Dems/MS need to turn this sexual harassment crisis around fast. Might be time for a national conversation.

Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2017 02:21 PM (MxEKc)

819 Ding ding ding! Winner winner chicken dinner!

Ladies, if there wasn't a "Friendzone", we wouldn't call it that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2017 01:55 PM (3/f2v)

I've noted before that many men (and many women) don't grasp that the choices are not act like an arrogant asshole and act like a wimp. I lost interest in guys because they were too damn wishy washy and I was forever being the one deciding what movie we would go to, where we would go to dinner, where to go for drinks, etc.... There's a way of being assertive without being a jackhole about it. There's a way of "being nice" that doesn't involve making you look spineless.

Acting too meek isn't attractive. Acting like a jerk isn't either, unless you want to attract a doormat or a bitch.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 16, 2017 02:22 PM (ZM2xo)

820 Most men do NOT act poorly.

That is a feminist LIE.

And most women do NOT respond favorably to men acting poorly.

That is a misogynist LIE.


I think most bikers, scoundrels, ner-do-wells and the writers of Frasier would tend to disagree.

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (LiAUS)

821 Posted by: sarahw at November 16, 2017 02:17 PM (Sp1NT)

I'm sick of it too. But the only way it will stop is if the Dems get sick of it. I'm even more tired of only Republican pols suffering serious consequences from past bad behavior.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 16, 2017 02:24 PM (ZM2xo)

822 106 Franken is scum, but I'm not sure it really counts as a "grope" if all you're touching is kevlar.
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Seriously? you're seriously saying this? Do you want to try it on me and see if it counts?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 16, 2017 01:56 PM (lwiT4)


OK, Grammie, I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: CitizenX at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (mvyKt)

823
I think most bikers, scoundrels, ner-do-wells and the writers of Frasier would tend to disagree.


Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 02:23 PM (LiAUS)

Do you want the sort of women who go for bikers, scoundrels and ner-do-wells?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 16, 2017 02:26 PM (ZM2xo)

824 823: Scoundrels covers a very large range of behavior, education, economic status...many women love the guys who are "mad, bad, and lock up your daughters"

Posted by: CN at November 16, 2017 02:29 PM (5gaNQ)

825 If liberal men can no longer hide behind the hypocrisy of feminist by day/harasser by night, these witch hunts are a good development. And given that photo, this in particular is not a witch hunt.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2017 02:42 PM (/qEW2)

826
Do you want the sort of women who go for bikers, scoundrels and ner-do-wells?

Do you remember the episode of Frasier where he offered to run with scissors to prove he could be a bad boy too? Why do you suppose they wrote that scene if women don't respond to the Paolos of the world?

Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 02:45 PM (LiAUS)

827 Oh, Lord, thank you and your Divine Justice for granting us a photo and more to tarnish that arrogant gasbag Franken. May it drive him from his unjustly obtained Senate seat so the good people of Minnesota may be spared anymore of his BS.

The wheels of justice grindeth slow but grindeth exceedingly fine.

Posted by: vivi at November 16, 2017 02:46 PM (11H2y)

828 I got way more pussy in my time by being indifferent and not giving a damn than I ever got by being nice.

Just the way it is.

Sounds like another one of those The Way I Wish It Was versus The Way Things Really Are arguments.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 16, 2017 02:49 PM (2+GkN)

829 Hey!

I saw that picture!

Franken is stealing my M.O.

That rat bastard!


Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 02:51 PM (UsCnO)

830
Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 02:45 PM (LiAUS)

Read my comment 819.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 16, 2017 02:58 PM (ZM2xo)

831
I've noted before that many men (and many women) don't grasp that
the choices are not act like an arrogant asshole and act like a wimp. I
lost interest in guys because they were too damn wishy washy and I was
forever being the one deciding what movie we would go to, where we would
go to dinner, where to go for drinks, etc....
There's a way of being
assertive without being a jackhole about it. There's a way of "being
nice" that doesn't involve making you look spineless.


Did it ever occur to you that maybe he was saying to you "Your choices matter more me than mine do"? That hardly makes him wishy washy. A man gets to make all the choices when he is alone; those sort of non life or death choices don't matter all that much to us.

Part of that Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus difference in perspective.




Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2017 03:13 PM (LiAUS)

832 Fuck Franken. War is war and he needs to down.

And fuck the idiots in Minnesota. Between letting feral Somalis settle, enough of those retarded icebacks voted for Egg McMuffin to keep Minnesota out of Trump's column on election night.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 16, 2017 03:17 PM (Od14x)

833 Back in the day, from time to time on campus, a woman I knew, if only in class, would ask me to escort her to her residence/dorm. That might have been when there were rumors of a predator about or something. Don't recall.
Not sure I'd do that today.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at November 16, 2017 03:58 PM (ucLlG)

834 As I recall, Franken won his seat by, like, 200 votes, which was a big story.

Why didn't these stories come out then? It surly would have had an impact on his election. But then, it IS Minnesota....

Posted by: liz953 at November 16, 2017 04:39 PM (frv51)

835 but Franken is an actual titty juggler.

Ok, I laughed. Sue me.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at November 16, 2017 05:08 PM (U4PcL)

836 Franken's photog on the groping pic-supposedly his brother, Owen.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at November 16, 2017 05:12 PM (U4PcL)

837 I love to joke around with the little ones.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 16, 2017 05:40 PM (KO+0G)

838 Look--hes not Donald Trump. He didn't talk about grabbing a woman's pussy. No, Al--the greatest Senator there is, the conscience of the Senate (just ask Al) went out and grabbed a woman's breastplate. Well not to put too fine a point on it, he tried to grab her tits, but she was wearing a kevlar vest and couldn't feel it. But then Al's hands, like his head, are soft--mush even. So he couldn't squeeze hard enough to make her feel it. In fact a lot of Al's girlfriends say they have trouble feeling anything when Al comes on to them.

Posted by: Al is my friend--sort of at November 16, 2017 09:40 PM (Sda6L)

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