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Democrat Representative Jackie Speier Says House Has Paid Out $15 Million to Resolve Sexual Harassment Claims Against Congressmen and Staffers in Past 10-15 Years, But This Is Kept Secret From Public
Well, let's have it all out then.
So says Lindsey Graham, too, to which Instapundit replies: "They must be Democrats, huh?" Meanwhile, a Democrat Colorado state representative is accused by ten women of sexual harassment. Pulling a page from his dog-eared copy of The Clinton Defense For Dummies, he says he's the real victim here.A Democratic Colorado state representative embroiled in a sexual harassment scandal claims that he is being "blackmailed and coerced" and says that he fears for his life as his "rights have been violated." Rep. Steve Lebsock (D-Thornton) allegedly became sexually aggressive toward Democratic colleague Rep. Faith Winter at a party in 2016, after she spurned his sexual advances, The Denver Post reported."I know you can make my dick happy" is pretty low on the list of Most Effective Pick-Up lines. I think most women understand that implicitly. I think a good pick-up line would suggest that maybe there's something in it for them as well.
"He used explicit and suggestive language about how happy we could make each other and didn't we deserve to be happy --it was in the end of session," Winter said as she recounted the incident with Lebsock. "(He began) describing different sexual acts that we could do, and I turned him down. And the more I turned him down, the more aggressive and angry he got. He was standing over me. He was saying things like, 'Why can't you just leave? This is good for both of us, I know you can make me feel happy.'"
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2017 05:27 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: navybrat at November 15, 2017 05:27 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2017 05:27 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: CN at November 15, 2017 05:28 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 15, 2017 05:28 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: OCBill at November 15, 2017 05:29 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: AdamPM at November 15, 2017 05:29 PM (uSn+c)
toward Democratic colleague Rep. Faith Winter at a party in 2016, after
she spurned his sexual advances, The Denver Post reported.
Google search says, "That guy must've been REALLY horny!"
Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2017 05:29 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 05:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2017 05:30 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 05:30 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 15, 2017 05:30 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 05:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 05:30 PM (PD5oV)
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Considering congress is populated by the likes of Barbara Mikulski, Susan Collins, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi and Jan Schakowsky, I find it hard to believe that any male on the planet - even there - would want to hit on anyone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 15, 2017 05:31 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 05:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Joe Biden (D) at November 15, 2017 05:32 PM (PD5oV)
"He used explicit and suggestive language about how happy we could make each other and didn't we deserve to be happy --it was in the end of session," Winter said as she recounted the incident with Lebsock. "(He began) describing different sexual acts that we could do, and I turned him down. And the more I turned him down, the more aggressive and angry he got. He was standing over me. He was saying things like, 'Why can't you just leave? This is good for both of us, I know you can make me feel happy.'"
And??
Isn't this what Men do to get Laid??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:32 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2017 05:32 PM (5Je5m)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2017 05:32 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 05:32 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 05:32 PM (Enq6K)
So, not real money, in other words.
/s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 05:33 PM (14URa)
He was standing over me.
Oh, I missed this part. He was "standing over" her. This changes everything!
Gimme a farkin break.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:33 PM (PeVdw)
++
gay
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 15, 2017 05:33 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bobby McFeren at November 15, 2017 05:34 PM (PD5oV)
Posted by: AlGore at November 15, 2017 05:34 PM (398bZ)
" I am full time employed, and not paying child support..."
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 05:34 PM (pL6Vz)
Oh, I missed this part. He was "standing over" her. This changes everything!
Gimme a farkin break.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:33 PM (PeVdw)
Remember when Trump did that to Hillary at the debate? It was shocking.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:34 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 05:34 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)
I think it's more young staffers they hit on.
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 05:35 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 15, 2017 05:35 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at November 15, 2017 05:35 PM (VezBU)
Well at least he wanted to actually do things to her with his dick
instead of wanting to wack off in front of her like most of these
preverts.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:34 PM (ul9CR)
True. He could have said 'you want to check out my ficus'?
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:35 PM (a0IVu)
So, let me get this straight.
After perhaps several decades now of federal, state and local regulations and laws that proscribe any harassment, however minor or innocent-sounding in real life it may be, the source of said regulations are the ones who are its greatest violators (Hollywood notwithstanding [and actually part of the same entity])???
Got it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)
That immediately made me think of Felonia's complaint that Trump was "looming over her" during debate #2.
Trump's a big dude. He looms over most people.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (ul9CR)
one out of two, then?
I did get through this morning's screening interview. resume is being passed on. got the tech part of it next week in sha llah.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (5Je5m)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (z+9vu)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro (D) at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (PD5oV)
Not naming them must be part of that "double secret probation" that congressman are always punishing each other with.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (ul9CR)
True dat.
Posted by: Tiny Asian Leaders at November 15, 2017 05:36 PM (14URa)
Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (KvWlw)
Let's have Congress decided it may override the people as to who may be its members, showing mercy or levying punishments as it sees fit, to enforce the rule of the Bi-Partisan Committee it has devolved into.
Let's. Do. This.
Because I really want to see who's ready for what.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Uncle Joey at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (HgMAr)
Latin apothegms.
Or using the word apothegm in conversation.
Wisdom to pass on to my son.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (SjImc)
I'm sorry but I'm gonna just say this:
There are some women in this world that you're supposed to treat like sluts and whores. These women are whores, and that's why you treat them like whores.
You talk to them like....yes, whores. This is what they respond to because you're speaking their language: Whorese. You speak bluntly to them, and ask for sex. That's what they're used to. And they go along with that. Because they're trashy sluts who will spread their legs for a lot of guys.
I'm not saying I do this, btw.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Rep. Steve Lebsock (D-Thornton) at November 15, 2017 05:38 PM (4e+hS)
When did we start living in the Victorian Age again?
Men and women talk to each other about sex and hooking up. The men do most of the talking, of course.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:38 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (O2RFr)
I'm sorry...the accuser window has closed. Maybe next election sweetie.
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 05:39 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Fucking Monkey at November 15, 2017 05:39 PM (PD5oV)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (PeVdw
What part Sooth?
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 05:39 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (O2RFr)
It's too bad that Project Veritas doesn't have like a rapid response unit to see who is paying for these liars.
*cough* Robert Creamer *cough* Soros *cough*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:39 PM (mbhDw)
people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if
you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that
you really didn't mean it.
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:39 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Eric Massa (D) at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (PD5oV)
"Bad behavior" should not ordinarily get them impeached from office. (obvious exception for corrupting the office they hold, treason) To hold otherwise is to invite anarchy. Especially when it comes to alleged sexual improprieties.
Such allegations should be dealt with separately, either civilly or criminally.
And I'd include Bill Clinton and Monica in this. However icky, it was consensual and she was of age.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (cAXIk)
Lebsock. Is that what they call it now?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (ul9CR)
1) Tax Evasion
2) FIring of Government Employees (Travel Office)
3) Secret Mail servers
4) Illegal contributions
5) writing bad books
6) Affairs
7) Rape
It could be a series!
Posted by: scott_t at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (nBr1j)
I DID NOT hardly even touch the upper torso of Connie when she fell asleep on me that time in 11th grade on the band bus on the way back from the game that night.
Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (KvWlw)
That would be good.... Or Bannon... Moore is his candidate.. Spend some of those millions on investigating..
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Confused Millenial Airhead at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (4ErVI)
Rep Lebsock
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (LiyEm)
Hey that Queen Victoria was hot...all 300 lbs of her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (ul9CR)
This is hilarious!
Every guy in the world who said "Hey Nice Tits!" is now subject to be the target of sexual harassment.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: NCKate at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (uMNKJ)
Posted by: Gimli Son of Gloin for Slap Chop at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (PD5oV)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (GsAUU)
This isn't really a "witch hunt". DC and Hollywood really ARE full of pedophiles and perverts and rapists and all-around bastards, and evil or weak or foolish accomplices who enable them. The "news" may be talking about Roy Moore day in and day out, but it seems social media is not getting too distracted from the real criminals.
No, sir, this ain't no witch hunt. This is phase I of draining the swamp, I'm thinking.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:42 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at November 15, 2017 05:42 PM (r9UYA)
This level of hysteria can't be maintained for long. We've peaked too soon. The special election is four weeks away. You want the fever to reach the peak just a day or two before the election. Everyone is going to be exhausted by then and won't care.
I question the timing.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 15, 2017 05:42 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 05:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 15, 2017 05:42 PM (2X7pN)
With this new generation, are we sure about this? Isn't there an app for this, or sexting or some other wacky digital shit with emojis?
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2017 05:43 PM (z+9vu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2017 05:43 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: rHennigantx at November 15, 2017 05:43 PM (bmkS9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (nBr1j)
the phrase "...second time as farce" just popped into my head.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 05:43 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:43 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (QLvwG)
All of a sudden no one remembers the old thing "Talk dirty to me!"
Yeah, people did this. And still do.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: Congressional Page Local 666 at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (r9UYA)
And they all ridiculed Pence because he doesn't dine alone with other women.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Dan Rostenkowski at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (398bZ)
I DID NOT hardly even touch the upper torso of Connie when she fell asleep on me that time in 11th grade on the band bus on the way back from the game that night.
Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2017 05:40 PM (KvWlw)
Thank you...and my hand did NOT slip to a boobie when wrestling with my fake cousin when I was in 7th grade. Whew. i feel so much lighter!
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (VezBU)
I think most women understand that implicitly. I think a good pick-up line would suggest that maybe there's something in it for them as well.
===
I know you will enjoy making my dick happy.
Posted by: Best Pick Up Lines for Congressmen and Senators, a Guide at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (QC/4S)
Gillian Turner
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (gC2IV)
Considering congress is populated by the likes of Barbara Mikulski, Susan Collins, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi and Jan Schakowsky, I find it hard to believe that any male on the planet - even there - would want to hit on anyone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)
You would have to have a grudge against your dick.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 05:45 PM (q177U)
Silly beta cuck!
Posted by: PUA caricature at November 15, 2017 05:45 PM (pXQWt)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 15, 2017 05:45 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 05:45 PM (PD5oV)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (/tuJf)
Thanks. She looks like a Gillian.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 05:45 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)
Mitch thought he could stage manage this, to get Moore to quit. If Moore doesn't quit, there's no other good ending for Mitch.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 15, 2017 05:46 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Zombie Pat Nixon at November 15, 2017 05:46 PM (bdKoh)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 05:46 PM (/tuJf)
Well, that is a bit different than your version. At least he might not have been quite THAT low-if she's telling the truth.
"I know you can make my dick happy" is pretty low on the list of Most Effective Pick-Up lines.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 05:46 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 05:46 PM (lU9HY)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 05:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 05:46 PM (LiyEm)
'I wouldn't put much stock in that NRSC poll showing Moore way down, which presumably was "leaked" in order to get him out of the race.'
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/930890397810855936
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 05:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: gNewt at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (kvb15)
Her: I know I can make your voice higher.
Posted by: OCBill at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (hcyUh)
I mean, where was I supposed to put my hand? My arm was going numb.
Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: What's Wrong With Sensible Shoes? at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (arGLD)
Posted by: Zombie Zombie Nelson Rockefeller. at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (bdKoh)
I'm frankly exhausted...
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Laura Bush at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (zO1cf)
Glamour?
My stepsister is no priss, but even in the '90s she thought Glamour was way too feminazi.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (GsAUU)
I was gone this afternoon and just looked at the video clips of Slow Joe pawing at little girls and sniffing their hair.
Eeew.
I've joked about Biden, but that shit is no joke. Some of those girls are flat out cringing and trying to move away from him. Someone in the Obama administration should have told him to keep his mitts off little girls.
Now I'm too angry for my nap. Damn.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (+lVUW)
I also expect Doug Jones the Democrat to suddenly veer to conservatism in the next few days.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (nUkMr)
Because I'm available.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 05:48 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (NWiLs)
harassment, one way to slash the budget would be to require that all
House members who had done this be castrated.<<<
And shut down that super-secret pharmacy where they're stocking up on boner pills by the metric fuck-ton.
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (z+9vu)
We are in the dark about this... mostly.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (pL6Vz)
And they all ridiculed Pence because he doesn't dine alone with other women.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 05:44 PM (PvFoN)
When they came up with the phrase " Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" they weren't talking about a waitress with a crappy tip.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (aMlLZ)
This level of hysteria can't be maintained for long. We've peaked too soon. The special election is four weeks away. You want the fever to reach the peak just a day or two before the election. Everyone is going to be exhausted by then and won't care.
I question the timing.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 15, 2017 05:42 PM (4XCge)
Breitbart forced Wapo to release it early.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bella Abzug at November 15, 2017 05:50 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Octogenarian at November 15, 2017 05:50 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 05:50 PM (q177U)
This is hilarious!
Every guy in the world who said "Hey Nice Tits!" is now subject to be the target of sexual harassment.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (PeVdw)
Risk ain't worth the reward. I've gone monk. I refuse to engage in real life with the spirit of Jezebel.
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 05:50 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 05:50 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (4ErVI)
First time that's ever happened, ya gotta believe me!
Posted by: Wapo at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: spypeach at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (myc22)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (LiyEm)
Excepting the exceedingly rare instance where they screw up massively and DO something good. But when's the last time THAT ever happened?
Posted by: filbert at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (qNDYa)
I mean, where was I supposed to put my hand? My arm was going numb.
Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2017 05:47 PM (KvWlw)
Was that the hand that also had the chloroform handkerchief?
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 05:30 PM (/tuJf)
It's certainly plausible, so it must be true, right?
/s
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (95Kc0)
You are not a Great American, Peaches.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (arGLD)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (a0IVu)
"I leave for two weeks, and THIS is what I have to come home to!?!?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (hcyUh)
*yawwen*
I don't understand these words in that order.
... where's my teddy bear again?
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (5Je5m)
Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 05:52 PM (arGLD)
All my friends are 2000 miles away, garrett. But, hey, fuck you.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 05:53 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 05:53 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (/tuJf)
Sunglasses and a cane. Wait, lose the cane.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 05:53 PM (VezBU)
Many of us believe that WaPo launched Access Hollywood a week early because Hillary face-planted on 9/11.
Lots of parallels, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 15, 2017 05:53 PM (cAXIk)
"I doubt you could make my dick happy."
Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 05:53 PM (VaOnS)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (arGLD)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (MF4DY)
36 Considering congress is populated by the likes of Barbara Mikulski, Susan Collins, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi and Jan Schakowsky, I find it hard to believe that any male on the planet - even there - would want to hit on anyone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)
I think it's more young staffers they hit on.
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 05:35 PM (Enq6K)
So it's all about jealousy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (rb1zT)
Hello world, here's a song that we're singin'
Come on, get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy
Posted by: Jock Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (LiyEm)
--A Moron called him Conservatism for Dummies.
Another (I think an 'ette) called him the Teddy Ruxpin of conservatism. Just mouths the same tape over and over. That was a winner.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Sexbots at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (pXQWt)
Peaches doesn't get the joke.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (arGLD)
No, I don't think she did...Hannity on radio is actually better than TV Hannity...marginally.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Frodo Baggins at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (/qEW2)
Pence is the smartest man in the room. Who's laughing now?
Posted by: grammie winger
Like I said earlier, will likely be the only guy unaccused before long.
Monogamy... who knows, could become a Thing...
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (pL6Vz)
What happened there?
Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (QRVnB)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (PeVdw)
All my friends are 2000 miles away, garrett. But, hey, fuck you.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 05:53 PM (14URa)
LMFAO. Wait....sorry Garrett.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (VezBU)
Dungeon. It's called the sex dungeon.
Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (VaOnS)
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 05:50 PM (14URa)
...........
Last night on his show he had flow charts.
It was during his Breaking News Very Important OPENING MONOLOGUE.
Posted by: WTH at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 05:53 PM (14URa)
Peaches, that is a line Hannity uses regularly "You are a great American."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (8+Ozj)
And I knew men loved their penis buddies, but had no idea their pride was such they'd whip it out for show and tell, thinking everyone else loved it too. Although, that was not the reason, it was a power & humiliation thing.
Now boys & men with their phones, I guess it's self-love and pride. More delusion & disrespect.
Look men, we know you have penis buddies, we don't need proof.
Gawd almighty.
(Penis buddies b/c didn't know penis plural. But penis buddies is actually more accurate.)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (gg/Vm)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: spypeach at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (myc22)
I may finally make that call to a lawyer ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (RtT0l)
Posted by: Best Pick Up Lines for Congressmen and Senators, a Guide at November 15, 2017 05:56 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (aMlLZ)
......................................
I could tell you stories that would make your head spin.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 05:56 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2017 05:56 PM (4VXR3)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 05:56 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:57 PM (QLvwG)
I had two guys try to pick me up last week, at CVS and Pizza Hut..granted they looked like hobos and I had just showered so maybe I smelled nice or something.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 05:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 05:57 PM (fA1SL)
LOL I misread that as "no one has come on me in years." I was thinking that's not so bad.
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (q177U)
Smart and evil.
This.
What's the over/under if Roberts and Sessions are on the list?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (lwiT4)
"hey nice.." what? If anyone had spoken to me like that in 1980 I would have smacked them in the face, even though it was true.
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (lwiT4)
And thsi you say here? Are you sure he said "duck"?
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (VezBU)
Surprise. Men pursue women and not yet for conversation. Not every failed attempt is sexual harassment.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (zO1cf)
Me either. Although about 12 years ago I had some guy in a truck whistle at me as i came out of the church office. I was thinner then. He probably wouldn't if hey had known I was a pastor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 05:56 PM (r9UYA)
Hannity, and Ingraham.. two people, though on our side, I would chew off my leg to get out of being trapped in their company.....
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 05:59 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2017 05:59 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 05:59 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:59 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:57 PM (a0IVu)
====================
Probably wanted to smell your hair. I hear that's a thing.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 05:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (QLvwG)"
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I would have laughed at that one and making me laugh was a definite maybe.
Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (QRVnB)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2017 05:59 PM (aC6Sd)
They all claim to be good republican. Cough COugh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (SjImc)
That's what ball gags were invented for.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 05:59 PM (r9UYA)
Get the orange ball gags, Randy.
We're gonna hose these fuckers down.
Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (GsAUU)
Cowboy up, Moore.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 05:57 PM (GsAUU)
No shit. That was directed at deplorables. She knows what goes on with her best friends in international elite circles but decides to make a statement because Christian and Southern Roy Moore.
TGE needs to pull a Flowers in the Attic with Javanka until his second term is up.
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (g4lFK)
Every guy in the world who said "Hey Nice Tits!" is now subject to be the target of sexual harassment.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 05:41 PM (PeVdw)
Only in the workplace. And unless you were raised in a barn, or work at a brothel, why would you ever think that was respectful of a woman to say that. Crude and beneath contempt. Seriously.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (gg/Vm)
Her mother never talked about why the girl just gave up on doing anything with her life. A lot of us had our suspicions that she might have been raped or something. I've never seen a person go through a complete change like that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 05:55 PM (8+Ozj)
Ah, thank you, Fenelon. I don't actually process most of what he says, I just hear his annoying voice and want to bitchslap him. But, when I do listen, I want to bitchslap him.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (14URa)
Well, that settles it then. You can't argue with a woman. You'll lose every time. Just give it up.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (SjImc)
--Concern Level: 11
Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:02 PM (GsAUU)
I'll need a full on love letter in triplicate, or some spaghetti.
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 06:02 PM (Sp1NT)
I think Soothsayer is trying to yank people's chains in a humorous way I really don't think most men say that unless they're drunk or somebody is egging them on.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:02 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 05:54 PM (QLvwG)"
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I would have laughed at that one and making me laugh was a definite maybe.
Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (QRVnB)
Me too. At least engage in conversation. Though 'Hi or Hello' is still best pick up line guys.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:02 PM (gg/Vm)
Chuck Schumer seems skeevy enough to sexually harass women.
Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (eIQHF)
Lets start a rumor 'Chuck Schumer is into bestiality'
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 06:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 15, 2017 06:02 PM (RtT0l)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:02 PM (QLvwG)
Surprise. Men pursue women and not yet for conversation. Not every failed attempt is sexual harassment.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (zO1cf)
No shit. The 19th amendment was the worst idea in our country's history.
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (g4lFK)
You're welcome.
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 05:51 PM (a0IVu)
He brought back Japanese sex robots for everyone.
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (8+Ozj)
========================
I was wondering about that. Do you think women pastors get the same number of come-ons as male pastors? Seems to me that women view it as some kind of a trophy if they can snag a male pastor (in an out-of-bounds way). Rev is 10 lbs overweight and has to use Touch of Gray, and our congregation's median age is 104, so it's not much of a problem here. But I've seen it in other ministries.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (14URa)
I'll need a full on love letter in triplicate, or some spaghetti.
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 06:02 PM (Sp1NT)
Well then I can use my meatballs line. its a killer.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (VezBU)
Try New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 15, 2017 06:04 PM (BWCK1)
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (Enq6K)
I wish...that would keep congress critters busy for a bit.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
LOL
Me too Peaches. I can't get past that voice!
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:04 PM (gg/Vm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (SjImc)
She hasn't earned the cred her pop has.
Posted by: golfman at November 15, 2017 06:04 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (4XCge)
There are two theories for winning an argument against a woman.
Neither of them works.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 15, 2017 06:04 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (SjImc)"
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Her political instincts are crap. I don't usually subscribe to this but she should be seen and not heard.
Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 06:04 PM (QRVnB)
http://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/ n-m-congressional-candidate-arrested-on-suspicion-of-stalking/ article_2f7b48b9-442f-5622-9d7b-dfe77107e370.html
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:04 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (eIQHF)
He strikes me more as the quick fap in the broom closet kinda guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 06:04 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (eXA4G)
Well, that settles it then. You can't argue with a woman. You'll lose every time. Just give it up.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (4XCge)
She said special place in hell for child predators. But we all know that is only for deplorables and not her spirit cooking Marxist Pedo friends.
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (g4lFK)
No; I think women pastors are generally considered less charismatic than male pastors so it happens less frequently. Then again I've had men who are generally old enough to be my father in a number of the churches. I did have one guy who talked to me a long time after church. He was about my age. i think he was just lonely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (8+Ozj)
Last year, some dude walked out of a restaurant I was walking into, stopped, grabbed his junk, and wiggled his tongue between his fingers at me suggestively. It was disgusting.
Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (eIQHF)
btw, you heard of this "serial killer" supposebly in Florida right now, yes?
Anyone else think of Dexter?
I'm thinking we might have a Dexter out there, killing people who need killing, maybe. Or maybe not. I miss that show.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (PeVdw)
Which is what Mitch should have said, except that he's an instigator with a personal vendetta.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (pL6Vz)
Unless they wear a clergy collar or happen to be wearing their clerical robe at the time-no
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (eXA4G)
Lyric fail . . .
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (14URa)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (lwiT4)
was walking into, stopped, grabbed his junk, and wiggled his tongue
between his fingers at me suggestively. It was disgusting.
Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (eIQHF)
Ewwww...gross. what a pig.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 06:07 PM (a0IVu)
If I were a carpenter..... would you let me nail you?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (eXA4G)
Now that one is money. Where was that when I was single?
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:07 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 06:07 PM (q177U)
Biden preys on children,Moore just liked'em young...
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (LiyEm)
Allegedly, steevy, allegedly. With Biden, we have a film library. With Moore we have, uh, words.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:07 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Poor Congressional Pickup Lines at November 15, 2017 06:07 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 05:58 PM (zO1cf)
What are you talking about? I said it was not punishable outside workplace, just crude. And I do not see myself as a whore or a commodity, so you can be a greek god and I'm not jumping into bed with you if that's how you see me, just a piece of meat.
Context people. Geez.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (gg/Vm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:05 PM (8+Ozj)
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Yeah, I see a lot of that in our church. Old widows and widowers. Sad.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (QLvwG)
Wow. I've yet to see any evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:09 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Poor Congressional Pickup Lines at November 15, 2017 06:09 PM (r9UYA)
Thanks.
Posted by: Rabbit Hole at November 15, 2017 06:09 PM (48QDY)
btw, you heard of this "serial killer" supposebly in Florida right now, yes?
Anyone else think of Dexter?
I'm thinking we might have a Dexter out there, killing people who need killing, maybe. Or maybe not. I miss that show.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (PeVdw)
--Linky?
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:09 PM (GsAUU)
Nice sweater puppies is more dignified.
I always say "Nice physique" ;^)
(J/K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:09 PM (8+Ozj)
Although about 12 years ago I had some guy in a truck whistle at me as i came out of the church office.
Last year, some dude walked out of a restaurant I was walking into, stopped, grabbed his junk, and wiggled his tongue between his fingers at me suggestively. It was disgusting.
Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2017 06:06 PM (eIQHF)
Many moons ago, in a restaurant (sans future Mrs. Flounder) but while we were dating, I had this hot little server chick sidle up to me in conversation and rub her boobehs on my arm. I was so disgusted that I enjoyed my dinner and another beer and left a decent tip.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (tbOMB)
It would make me feel awful. Not as awful as some other things, but I would at any age have been most seriously displeased. Am I an outlier? I don't know. The equivalent in more graceful language might have a different effect, expecially after love letters and spaghetti.
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2017 05:59 PM (aC6Sd)
They all claim to be good republican. Cough COugh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (SjImc)"
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And that line about having voted for Trump. Yeah, pull the other one, it's got bells on.
Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (QRVnB)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (VezBU)
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Not unless that's where the wake is.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:09 PM (GsAUU)
It's everywhere. Google florida serial killer.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (14URa)
Somebody told me once that Hannity reminded him of the Chicken Hawk from the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.
Posted by: freaked at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (S/hVx)
Ivanka: Re: Roy Moore...."There's a special place in hell for people who prey on children. I have yet to see a valid explanation and I have no reason to doubt the victims accounts."
Wow. I've yet to see any evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (JtBPN)
Preening and signalling to/for her Fine Wine Set Homeys...
despicable.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: logprof's pick up FAIL at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (GsAUU)
Chances are you're a bad carpenter and would keep swinging the hammer, but miss the mark. So, no.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (gg/Vm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (tbOMB)
I shouldnt be laughing. You really should have sued.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Poor Congressional Pickup Lines at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (r9UYA)
Wow. I've yet to see any evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (JtBPN)
Can't stand her and her fashion tastes stinks on ice
Posted by: sofa saver at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (aMlLZ)
......................................
I could tell you stories that would make your head spin.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 05:56 PM (PvFoN)
No need, seen plenty in my time. My stories can start wars. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (aMlLZ)
Ahhh, the boob-lean.
Nothing brightens the day and chases off the clouds better than receiving a well executed boob-lean.
For all you women out there who put such effort into perfecting the craft, I personally wish to thank you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (hcyUh)
"How's Life treatin' you?"
The depth of the answer conveys the interest. It also allows me to weight my own level of interest.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (Ckg4U)
Many moons ago, in a restaurant (sans future Mrs. Flounder) but while we
were dating, I had this hot little server chick sidle up to me in
conversation and rub her boobehs on my arm. I was so disgusted that I
enjoyed my dinner and another beer and left a decent tip.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (tbOMB)
I shouldnt be laughing. You really should have sued.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (VezBU)
This is Gloria Allred stuff here. Flounder, you need to find closure.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Unperson at November 15, 2017 06:01 PM (4XCge)
Missed her commentary on Sen Menendez.
*off to google...
Posted by: golfman at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (48QDY)
I never say nice tits.
Nice sweater puppies is more dignified.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (zO1cf)
OMG! A spider!
*gratuitous grope that can be mistaken as a spider swipe*
Oops. Nope. My mistake.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (sGSvK)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (lwiT4
LOL. So Irish then.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (VezBU)
Florida serial killer news:
https://nypost.com/2017/11/14/florida-serial-killer-is-hunting-again/
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (zO1cf)
Most people's self image and actions are at odds and people frequently make statements that don't seem to line up with how they actually behave. Not saying this describes you, though.
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (q177U)
"yo", 'sup??
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (LiyEm)
Try New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (/tuJf)
They want cheap novelty beads though.
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (QLvwG)
286
Many moons ago, in a restaurant (sans future Mrs. Flounder) but while we
were dating, I had this hot little server chick sidle up to me in
conversation and rub her boobehs on my arm. I was so disgusted that I
enjoyed my dinner and another beer and left a decent tip.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (tbOMB)
I shouldnt be laughing. You really should have sued.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (VezBU)
This is Gloria Allred stuff here. Flounder, you need to find closure.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (14URa)
Little flounder got, uh, closure, later that evening.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (BoMuO)
284 If I were a carpenter..... would you let me nail you?
Chances are you're a bad carpenter and would keep swinging the hammer, but miss the mark. So, no.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:11 PM (gg/Vm)
Shit, wait a minute. We don't know each other, do we????
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (q177U)
With that attitude, you'll get a "talker" and screw up your whole weekend.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has little more to add at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:03 PM (/tuJf)
Never been a place I wanted to go during Mardi Gras, but i expect a lot of alcohol was involved.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (8+Ozj)
>>Nice sweater puppies is more dignified.
Your Puppies.
They do wonders for that awful sweater.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (KjAcq)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (+lVUW)
It would make me feel awful. Not as awful as some other things, but I would at any age have been most seriously displeased. Am I an outlier? I don't know. The equivalent in more graceful language might have a different effect, expecially after love letters and spaghetti.
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (Sp1NT)
Women are just as guilty of saying inappropriate things to men, and get many many social media likes for doing so.
The social contract between men and women jhas been destroyed. Thank teh Marxists/Feminists/SJWs for that.
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:15 PM (g4lFK)
No more conspiracy of silence from our Ruling Elites.
Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 06:15 PM (oVJmc)
I'll need a full on love letter in triplicate, or some spaghetti.
i like when they come looking for me.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2017 06:15 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 15, 2017 06:15 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:15 PM (gg/Vm)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:16 PM (KjAcq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (tbOMB)
Another man card saved. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 06:16 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (r9UYA)
I heard that Kramer stopped short with your wife....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 06:16 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:16 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has little more to add at November 15, 2017 06:14 PM (60v4h)
He may be the last...
Posted by: golfman at November 15, 2017 06:16 PM (48QDY)
I'll need a full on love letter in triplicate, or some spaghetti.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
Posted by: Dino at November 15, 2017 06:16 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:16 PM (8+Ozj)
This spaghetti sauce recipe has mushrooms, garlic, and extra sausage. I hope you like garlic.
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2017 06:16 PM (z+9vu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:13 PM (tbOMB)
So the decent tip worked...huh.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:17 PM (VezBU)
Florida serial killer news:
https://nypost.com/2017/11/14/florida-serial-killer-is-hunting-again/
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (PeVdw)
--Thanks for the link, but I read nothing that hinted at a Dexter.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (sGSvK)
LOL
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:17 PM (gg/Vm)
Wow. I've yet to see any evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (JtBPN)
But feelz, plausibility, virtue signaling, and the consensus.
That's evidence right?
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:17 PM (g4lFK)
I read nothing that hinted at a Dexter.
That was just my own first thought because serial killer in Florida.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:18 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:18 PM (KjAcq)
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 06:10 PM (Sp1NT)
*whips out notebook*
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at November 15, 2017 06:18 PM (95Kc0)
I want to screw you so hard that whoever could pull me out will be crowned King of England.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:15 PM (gg/Vm)
Hey hey hey!! I resent thaaaa...ok never mind.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (VezBU)
Gorilla, it's just a silly act. Do you honestly think most of these middle aged or post middle guys are saying "Nice sweater puppies" or said stuff like that when they were younger and not goofing with their friends?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (8+Ozj)
Dexter was a great show but jumped the shark twice: First when he murdered Lt Laguerta. Then when he sexed his homely sister.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: Ayce at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (PeVdw)
--Oh yeah, but when it was good, it was really good.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (PeVdw)
See? Your pick-up line doesn't matter . . . sooner or later, you're gonna say this.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (14URa)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (eXA4G)
It's a long time Mardi Gras tradition.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2017 06:12 PM (sGSvK)
LOL
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:17 PM (gg/Vm)
No. THAT you thought was funny!? Women.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Ayce at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (GsAUU)
Nope; I have no need for you to spread your syrup all over me. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (8+Ozj)
Un-friggin'-believable that Moore was Beverly Nelson's divorce judge, and she didn't mention that in her accusation. Kind of important, as it gives her a motive to lie about him.
And now the signature in the yearbook, with the curious "D.A." after it makes sense.
I'm still curious to know if the yearbook ever actually belonged to Beverly Nelson, as they only showed the one page in her press conference with Allred. How do we even know it's Nelson's yearbook? Her name is not included anywhere in the inscription. For all we know, she could have gotten the yearbook from a friend who knew somebody named "Roy," or she could have purchased the damn thing for a quarter at some local person's yard sale.
But the fact that she claimed she'd had no contact with Moore after the alleged attack, and conveniently forgot to mention that he was her divorce judge 20+ years later, is quite damning.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (BXf9o)
You wanted Love Letters and Spaghetti
You would settle for Macaroni Art and Chef Boyardee
You'll get groped by Joe Biden while he sniffs your hair.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (TEUF6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (zO1cf)
Dammit logprof.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (eXA4G)
Wow. I've yet to see any evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 06:08 PM (JtBPN)
No complaints. Love my freedom and drama free life. And my extra money.
You also seem to have a habit of taking things literally that are clearly jokes from the Horde.
Oh and nice shaming technique to insult men.
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (QLvwG)
How's this for a REALLY pathetic pick-up line?
"Wanna come up to my place for pancakes?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (eXA4G)
--Missed it by 3 comments.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (xJa6I)
*jaw drop*
*ears perked up*
It's hard to remember the next three weeks or so, but as I recall there was broken furniture and difficulty walking involved.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Ayce at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (GsAUU)
Nope; I have no need for you to spread your syrup all over me. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:20 PM (8+Ozj)
You can get it on the side.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (89T5c)
... be it a woman, or a crew, whatever ...
Some people really like the illusion of the perfect super-competent Alpha Male. I hate those people - because they fervently believe a lie. They need that lie. Another reason to avoid them.
I always do all-right by showing much-better-than-average ability ... but also never missing the first chance to say I Suck At That Too when the moment arises.
Seems to work for me ... at bars as well as job-sites.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 15, 2017 06:22 PM (RtT0l)
Well, I'd think it would make me laugh or I'd say "I'm Mordred in disguise."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:22 PM (8+Ozj)
"Throw me somethin', mister" is usually preceded by "show me somethin', sister."
Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2017 06:22 PM (eIQHF)
Now back to the normally scheduled shitfest.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2017 06:22 PM (lpY/K)
"Would you like to have breakfast with me tomorrow?"
*if yes*
"Shall I call you or nudge you?"
Come on...good right?
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:22 PM (VezBU)
yes, the side waaaaaaay over there
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:22 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Pick Up Line at November 15, 2017 06:23 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: Bill Cosby What Is Now Legally Blind at November 15, 2017 06:23 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:23 PM (eXA4G)
I don't think a cannibal ought to use a meal as part of a pickup line but that's just me.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at November 15, 2017 06:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Dammit logprof.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (eXA4G)
--LMAO
No worries. For just this once, I got to be the windshield instead of the bug.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:24 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2017 06:24 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 15, 2017 06:24 PM (GN8UR)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 06:24 PM (HgMAr)
It never worked. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Harvey at November 15, 2017 06:24 PM (UdKB7)
I don't think a cannibal ought to use a meal as part of a pickup line but that's just me.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:23 PM (/tuJf)
Shit. That explains a lot.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:24 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)
That's HALF of Congress.
Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (oVJmc)
Uh, is there a way to access this fund and contribute?
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (14URa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:19 PM (8+Ozj)
Get a few drinks in guys, especially in a group, and they revert to teenagers. So believe me, yes.
Oh, and Mardi Gras is Boob Central. Has to do with bead necklaces & then just debauchery. But flashing all over the place. No one wears a bra as far as I can tell. 'Show me your tits' can be screamed at the top of a guy's lungs. And greated with sets of boobs and laughter.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (gg/Vm)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (5Je5m)
363 Morons and 'Ettes - please take a moment to THANK Tami for all the work she has done to set up a fund for Rickl.
Now back to the normally scheduled shitfest.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2017 06:22 PM (lpY/K)
--------
Great job, Tami! Thanks!
Posted by: Weasel at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (g4lFK)
I question anyone who shows up at a news conference with a cheap six flags drawing of herself. I guess she couldn't bribe a camera for a better pic.
Posted by: sofa saver at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (4ZKcy)
I would be in the STD Bar and Grill, and the other guys would make their pitch.... I would like hang back and everything.... went home alone a lot....
On the upside, never caught the nasties, so there is that...
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:26 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:26 PM (QLvwG)
*jaw drop*
*ears perked up*
It's hard to remember the next three weeks or so, but as I recall there was broken furniture and difficulty walking involved.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:21 PM (tbOMB)
--Once, completely unintentionally, I said "Thank you for coming."
She dug that.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 06:26 PM (rb1zT)
Then she kicked it up a notch. One time while she slithered by somebody was trying to go past her so she stopped in the middle of the drag and moved closer and dragged her crotch over the knee and up my leg a bit, then back down before sliding away. She made it an art form.
nah,, women aren't as bad as men, nope...
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 06:26 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:27 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:27 PM (pL6Vz)
............
It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underpants.
Posted by: Norm! at November 15, 2017 06:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Allison Williams at November 15, 2017 06:27 PM (m3zR3)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (gg/Vm)
Huh.
*writes down bar franchise idea on napkin*
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:27 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)
--I'm only a fan of women's curling.
What can I say, I had a Jennifer Jones jones.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (GsAUU)
Seems like a plausible way to determine whether they are telling the truth.
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (lpY/K)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nUkMr)
Because you look like you have been running a lot recently.
It was likely in my mind.
Even though I just saw you.
Clearly I was thinking of you, or someone who possibly looks like you.
Maybe just similar.
Mostly.
Maybe the boobs were bigger.
Anyway, what I am saying is that you look like you should show some signs from me fantasizing about someone that most likely was not you but that you may marginally resemble.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (GN8UR)
Turns out the direct approach works on a not insignificant group of women.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (/tuJf)
Anyone remember the reports of rapes and assaults at the Occupy Wall Street camps?
Good times.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)
...
Yessir.
I think the reason the left finds the 1 in 5 statistic for college campuses believable is that would be a slow weekend for some of these people.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 15, 2017 06:29 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 06:29 PM (HgMAr)
Rickl's meals that are done specifically for patients doing chemo, and
delivered to his home.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (lpY/K)
Is there a way we can kick in?
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:29 PM (14URa)
Well that's different. Flirting with a person you know, versus a stranger in a bar. Just like a boyfriend delivering those inane pick-up lines vs. a stranger. Relationships have their privileges...strangers don't. For me.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:29 PM (gg/Vm)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:30 PM (QLvwG)
was walking into, stopped, grabbed his junk, and wiggled his tongue
between his fingers at me suggestively. It was disgusting.
Posted by: no good deed
Oh lighten up. I gotta be me.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at November 15, 2017 06:31 PM (2cuLk)
Uuuhmm. BSG,Think elevator speech.
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:31 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 06:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 06:29 PM (HgMAr)
Ha. I am a sucker for that sammich line. I'd at least laugh, and tell you I'm not good.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:31 PM (gg/Vm)
"You want to make $14 the hard way?"
Al Czervik
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nUkMr)
The older I get the more I realize that Dangerfield was a damn funny guy. Didn't see it when I was a punk kid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2017 06:31 PM (sGSvK)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 15, 2017 06:31 PM (nBr1j)
This was a collaborative effort. I didn't work alone!
Thank: Weasel, Ben Had, Bluebell, Jane, Miley and 'Sarah'.
Here's the info for those that missed it. I'm sorry to keep posting this but not everyone sees every comment on every thread:
For those that don't know, rickl is beginning treatment tomorrow for cancer. Several of us have been working on finding a service that will deliver meals to him. We've found a service that is specifically geared toward cancer patients, Savorhealth.com. In addition to having nutritionist on call for the patient, they have gift certificates that can be purchased that he can then use to order meals.
To that end, we have set up a bank acct. that will take the donations for those wanting to contribute. The information to send a donation is as follows:
Make checks payable to: Meals for Rick L
First State Community Bank
201 E. Columbia St.
Farmington, MO 63640
As money accumulates, I will use it to purchase certificates from SavorHealth.
The other option is for you to go online and purchase a gift certificate yourself. They will keep a tally of incoming amounts and issue rick a certificate once a certain amount is hit. If you choose to donate via this option, please note in the field provided online the recipient is "Rick L".
SavorHealth prefers that people don't send them checks as there will be a wait time for them to clear.
If you have any questions, you can ask here or e-mail me at moronettetami at gmail.
Thank you all!
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (oMc1W)
Here is my library card because I'm checking you out!
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:30 PM (QLvwG)
Are those cobwebs?
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Who Knows at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (Tsy3Z)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (hcyUh)
My best line after a visit with a romantic interest was "It was nice to having you over." And she replied, "It was nice being had by you."
Well that's different. Flirting with a person you know, versus a stranger in a bar. Just like a boyfriend delivering those inane pick-up lines vs. a stranger. Relationships have their privileges...strangers don't. For me.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:29 PM (gg/Vm)
Yeah. We weren't involved, yet, but were heading there. And boom, time warp, three weeks are gone.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (tbOMB)
I think you're just having fun with us so we would come up with stupid or offensive pickup lines that we would *ahem* never use.
Right guys?
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (VezBU)
When Antonio was bad cop, he almost got beat up by the girls boyfriend . When he demanded to switch to good cop , the girl liked the line Bryan delivered as bad cop and when Antonio tried to intervene as good cop , he got thrown out of the bar.
Wings was one of the good sitcoms.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:27 PM (pL6Vz)
...
LOL.
"My tire iron slid to the back of my trunk, and you look like the right size to squeeze back there and get it."
Posted by: TexasDan at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (xJa6I)
Of course I know my alphabet and that is silly.
And I am not commenting on your body in any way, like you have a dumpy ass or are skinny.
Did I say which of us was which letter?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (GN8UR)
she stopped in the middle of the drag and moved closer and dragged her
crotch over the knee and up my leg a bit, then back down before sliding
away.<<<
Is this the part where you follow up and tell us you had whisky dick and went home and slept for 12 hours?
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (z+9vu)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (lpY/K)
prey on children. I have yet to see a valid explanation and I have no
reason to doubt the victims accounts."
Uh, because the burden of proof lies with the one who asserts the proposition?
Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (QhZaU)
was walking into, stopped, grabbed his junk, and wiggled his tongue between his fingers at me suggestively. It was disgusting."
It drives the wimmenz crazy. You must be a lesbian.
Posted by: manny from "scarface" at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)
How much are these meals?
Are these special meals?
I just tried a meal plan and was getting 21 meals delivered for a total of $175.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (PeVdw)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: The Paolo at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (QC/4S)
This is true. Especially if drunk, unattractive or low self-esteem.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (gg/Vm)
prey on children. I have yet to see a valid explanation and I have no
reason to doubt the victims accounts."
Uh, because the burden of proof lies with the one who asserts the proposition?
Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (oVJmc)
Gotta love that Napoleonic Law thing.....
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:27 PM (pL6Vz)
LOL.
"My tire iron slid to the back of my trunk, and you look like the right size to squeeze back there and get it."
Posted by: TexasDan at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (yL25O)
Lol. Did it work by the way?
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (r9UYA)
--Q: Why don't women have brains?
A: Because they don't have a penis to hold it in.
(Feeling bitter about the Roy Moore bullshit)
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (GsAUU)
Here's my dick...
(crickets)
Please clap?
Posted by: Jeb! at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (7uYFy)
If that's your way of saying we're out of guacamole, it's not funny.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (QhZaU)
Posted by: Reggie at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (rb1zT)
Turns out the direct approach works on a not insignificant group of women.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:28 PM (/tuJf)
Yup. The key is to keep asking. It's a numbers game.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2017 06:32 PM (oMc1W)
House of Cads?
Posted by: Caliban at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (fA1SL)
Oh God, no, I'm not trying to get into your pants. Dead serious here, I'm not sure which end of you is the ass, so we're through the looking glass as to where you're wearing 'pants'. No, I was just saying. Looks like you had a really nasty fall and it hurt a lot. Bye!
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (y87Qq)
prey on children....
Watch the Children Prey
Posted by: Metal Church at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (7uYFy)
she stopped in the middle of the drag and moved closer and dragged her
crotch over the knee and up my leg a bit, then back down before sliding
away.
Is this the part where you follow up and tell us you had whisky dick and went home and slept for 12 hours?
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2017 06:33 PM (z+9vu)
No, its the part where I say I was actually waiting for somebody and couldn't do a damn thing about it.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 06:37 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 06:26 PM (rb1zT)
This is a winner for sure.
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2017 06:37 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 06:37 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:37 PM (gg/Vm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2017 06:37 PM (oMc1W)
Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (UoSKV)
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1510782469033.jpg
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (g4lFK)
Boy, reading through this thread, I sure am glad I'm married.
Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (UoSKV)
Seriously.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (r9UYA)
So it looks like the retard sisters hold the fate of the tax bill in their stupid hands.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (4VXR3)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (M+Lyo)
I just shot pepperoni out my nostril.
Ouch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) has little more to add at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (RtT0l)
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (14URa)
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Apparently she learned nothing by being randomly attacked out the blue in an airport but some leftist nut.
Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (XQvuQ)
prey on children. I have yet to see a valid explanation and I have no
reason to doubt the victims accounts."
Eh, blow it out your ass blondie.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:37 PM (gg/Vm)
--What can I say?
I got mine.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (rb1zT)
GG-They're just goofing. It's silly stuff they usually do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 05:53 PM (g4lFK)
.............
I'm going to need that key so I can dress her up like an elf princess and chain her to the wall.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (HgMAr)
Looking forward to it.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (MzFJT)
Posted by: Caliban at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (QE8X6)
All about the Boston City Council?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (hcyUh)
Need to use lavender air freshner, that will chill them right out.
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (MYss1)
Boy, reading through this thread, I sure am glad I'm married.
Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (UoSKV)
Yeah, I am talking about stoopid stuf I did, but it's better looking at it in the rearview mirror... I was pretty hapless...
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2017 06:40 PM (pL6Vz)
I'm saving my best stuff. Otherwise I'll be competing against morons using my sure fire winner lines.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 06:40 PM (/tuJf)
How much are these meals?
Are these special meals?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (PeVdw)
Awful, awful pickup lines.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:40 PM (tbOMB)
This, GG. Best morons ever, anywhere, right here.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:40 PM (14URa)
But you, you are making a go of it.
Good for you.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 06:40 PM (6tjLR)
Yes, Imagine how many lame brained pick up lines you would have to hear otherwise. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:40 PM (8+Ozj)
Why did she feel the need to make it? Will her virtue signalling help anything?
No. It will damage her father and he needs his base, not princesses going rogue.
Posted by: Who Knows at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (Tsy3Z)
I just shot pepperoni out my nostril.
Ouch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) has little more to add at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (60v4h)
OK, that's a weird pick up line.
Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (aMlLZ)
My immediate response was, "Who exactly is it you expect to give a fraction of a shit what you think?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (g4lFK)
I question anyone who shows up at a news conference with a cheap six flags drawing of herself. I guess she couldn't bribe a camera for a better pic.
Posted by: sofa saver at November 15, 2017 06:25 PM (4u7kU)
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Well hey, cameras had not yet been invented in 1977, so obviously she couldn't provide any actual photos.
Actually, I saw the yearbook photo of her, and she wasn't that cute, so I understand why she'd prefer the more flattering cartoon drawing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (BXf9o)
Posted by: Steve Lebsock at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Caliban at November 15, 2017 06:36 PM (QE8X6)
All about the Boston City Council?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (hcyUh)
Howie Carr--is that you?
Posted by: Caliban at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (QE8X6)
I just shot pepperoni out my nostril.
Ouch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) has little more to add at November 15, 2017 06:38 PM (60v4h)
OK, that's a weird pick up line.
Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (ANIFC)
I have pepperoni stuck in the most inconvenient place. Mind going in after it?
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 06:42 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (rb1zT)
"No, really. They promised me these Magnum XL's wouldn't be tight like all the rest, but I need to try them out tonight in order to qualify for the million-dollar prize."
Posted by: Metal Church at November 15, 2017 06:42 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 15, 2017 06:34 PM (7uYFy)
If that's your way of saying we're out of guacamole, it's not funny.
Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (14URa)
One of the funniest things from the Trumpening were those Can't Stump the Trump videos, by Big Tyrone?. He would always refer to the Jeb! as a guac merchant. Those cracked me up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:42 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Pick-up lines for the stupid at November 15, 2017 06:42 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 15, 2017 06:42 PM (RtT0l)
Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 06:43 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (BXf9o)
That whole thing was bizzaro
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2017 06:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Why did she feel the need to make it? Will her virtue signalling help anything?
No. It will damage her father and he needs his base, not princesses going rogue.
Posted by: Who Knows at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (Tsy3Z)
Her social status is more important and the black tie cocktail parties. But I repeat myself.
Posted by: Monk at November 15, 2017 06:43 PM (g4lFK)
The one in the Tampa area? Black guy shooting whites in the back. Not a Dexter type.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 15, 2017 06:43 PM (fVubI)
Why did she feel the need to make it? Will her virtue signalling help anything?
No. It will damage her father and he needs his base, not princesses going rogue.
Posted by: Who Knows at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (Tsy3Z)
Meh. It won't damage Trump as much as provide cover for him.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 15, 2017 06:44 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell likes Dick ! at November 15, 2017 06:44 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:40 PM (8+Ozj)
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Funny thing is, I'm hearing them all anyway!
Just thankfully not directed at me.
Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2017 06:44 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: More Poor Congressional Pickup Lines at November 15, 2017 06:44 PM (yqvys)
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No reason? How about the fact that the latest "victim" conveniently left out the fact that Moore had been the judge in her divorce case?
That yearbook inscription is obviously a fraud. Somebody copied Moore's signature (and his assistant's initials) off a court document (hmmm, maybe an old divorce decree?) And since she's lying about the yearbook, then she's probably also lying about the assault too, just like her stepson suggested.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2017 06:45 PM (BXf9o)
*drags by the hair back to cave*
Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at November 15, 2017 06:46 PM (HgMAr)
*drags by the hair back to cave*
Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at November 15, 2017 06:46 PM (HgMAr)
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Okay, now that one I'd fall for.
Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2017 06:46 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:46 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Henry Waxman at November 15, 2017 06:47 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2017 06:41 PM (BXf9o)
Exactly my point and for 56, she looks really bad. Desperate is the word that comes to mind. She probably traded on her looks for a while and then not
Posted by: sofa saver at November 15, 2017 06:47 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:39 PM (8+Ozj)
For most, yes, and I'm laughing my ass off at some/most of them. But not for all. The last few weeks of reading the threads has made that clear. But yes, most are just funny. And I so needed that! Things had gotten so heavy and serious.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:48 PM (gg/Vm)
scorned" they weren't talking about a waitress with a crappy tip.
Nothing worse than a crappy tip.
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 15, 2017 06:48 PM (2cuLk)
Anyway I have a Winona costume at home. Want to try it on?
Posted by: MAGA at November 15, 2017 06:48 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 06:48 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 06:48 PM (LiyEm)
Good night ettes. Playing Uber for Heidi tonight.
*hugs*
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:46 PM (VezBU)
Never been accused of that IRL, ever. Guess it doesn't come across here. Sorry you feel that way. Noted.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muss at November 15, 2017 06:50 PM (gg/Vm)
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The new version of the t.v. show "Will and Grace" has a running joke (or not) about Jared Kushner being gay.
He does have a very effeminate look about him. I wonder if somebody on the show knows something . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2017 06:50 PM (BXf9o)
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 06:50 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at November 15, 2017 06:35 PM (VezBU)
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I decline to answer on advice of my attorney. Some statue of limitations crap.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 15, 2017 06:50 PM (yL25O)
Except that she's heavy and wearing too much makeup, I don't think she looks bad for her age at all and what she looks like at 56 is not relevant to what she looked like 40 plus years ago, and FWIW I think the whole thing is a set up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2017 06:52 PM (8+Ozj)
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