Now That Bill Clinton's Usefulness Is Done, and His Accuser-Attacking Wife Is Not Only Done But Must Be Forced Out, Democrat "Feminists" Find the Courage to Believe Juanita

Suppose I borrow your riding lawnmower.

Then I keep it for three months.

Then you ask for the riding lawnmower back, and I say: "I already returned your riding lawnmower. You must have have forgotten, and then lost it."

You say you have no memory of that. I say, "Well, I just told you, you must have forgotten. There you go, forgetting again! Boy, you forget a lot. You should take some pills or something."

You point out the riding lawnmower in my garage, and I say "Oh yeah, well I liked yours, and so I bought the exact same model." You point out that the riding lawnmower in my garage is not new, but used, and that it has the same dents and scratches that yours does, and I say, "I just explained those dents and scratches two minutes ago." You say that I never "explained" that, as the subject just came up, and I say, "Sure I did. We talked about this five minutes ago. You must have forgotten. There you go forgetting everything again, Mr. Forgetty-Head!"

I insist that this is my lawnmower, and that you must have misplaced your own large semi-vehicle after I returned it. Because of all the Forgetting you do (which you're not even aware of, because you forgot you forget so much).

Afterwards, you see me every Sunday riding your lawnmower, mowing my lawn, sipping a tall cold glass of lemonade as I do. I even wink at you as I turn towards your house.

Now, 20 years later, "my" riding lawnmower breaks down and cannot be repaired. It's taking up precious space in my garage and would cost me money to throw it out because, I don't know, we're in California, and they charge a tax to dispose of dangerous polymers in the lawnmower's starter cord. There's like a $150 Dangerous Polymer Disposal tax.

Now I come to you and say, "Hey, I just remembered -- this is your riding lawnmower. I must have had a big brainfart when I claimed I returned yours and bought my own. Oh boy, boy is my face red. What a boner. So, here you go, here's this now worthless piece of crap back. Please get it out of my garage and pay the state the tax for riding lawnmower disposal."

Pretty much exactly what the Democrats are doing with Clinton. They are trying hard to push Hillary off the stage and make it clear that she will not be permitted to run for office again. And they have this wreckage sitting in their garage that blocks them from making accusations against political opponents they want to make.

So all of a sudden, they've realized say, this was your riding lawnmower, please take it away, gee how about that, and they want to be called Brave for telling the truth just weeks after the thing they lied ludicrously about for 20 years suddenly lost every single ounce of value to them and in fact became a liability to them.

More on progressive "feminists'" attempts to return the brokedown pieces-of-shit here.

Oh: A common refrain in these pieces is progressives' blaming Conservatives for progressive lying about Clinton -- they claim that conservatives ensorcelled them to lie, somehow.

Matt Yglesias, who has previously confessed he'd proudly lie to advance a partisan interest, claims that conservatives made him lie:

Matt Yglesias is blaming this failure on Republicans for making the wrong argument: pic.twitter.com/JOnYXCKVWc
— John Sexton (@verumserum) November 15, 2017

Speaking of another "brave" column, Phil Klein writes:

The ratio of this column is 8:1. That is, eight paragraphs of throat clearing, excuse-making, and attacking conservatives to one paragraph supporting the headline. https://t.co/si27AeHU0d
— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) November 14, 2017

So Brave:

Bill Clinton should have resigned https://t.co/nSp6vvAhfU
— Vox (@voxdotcom) November 15, 2017

Update: More from the Daily Caller.

Posted by: Ace at 12:30 PM

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1 Rush reading about this just now.

Fuck them all straight to hell with a rusty fishfork.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

2 My riding lawnmower needs a new battery and fuel filter.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 12:30 PM (HgMAr)

3 Broke: HILLARY IS SLAY QUEEN THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER JUST LIKE HER HUSBAND!

Woke: GET THIS BITCH OUTTA HERE AND GET THE PITCHFORKS WE GOTS TO KILL THAT SOB HER HUSBAND!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 12:31 PM (4ErVI)

4 >>>2 My riding lawnmower needs a new battery and fuel filter.

i think you mean MY riding lawnmower. Please return it after you've made those repairs.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2017 12:32 PM (8rNrN)

5 Riding lawnmowers incite socialist doctors to attack the user, and must be banned forthwith.

Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 12:33 PM (VaOnS)

6 Bill and Hill are no longer in positions to get dems gifts from the Treasury, they can be painlessly denounced

Posted by: CN at November 15, 2017 12:33 PM (5gaNQ)

7 Laughing about the lawnmower reference.
Maybe the Clintons will actually meet nemesis.

Posted by: RI Red - No step on Snek. at November 15, 2017 12:33 PM (xEjTq)

8 What the heck is this, a chemical induced blathering?

Posted by: TheGarbone at November 15, 2017 12:34 PM (YSzRR)

9 i wonder if they are suffering a severe case of whiplash. how do they defend polanski Now?

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (Zmz55)

10 Ah, Ye Olde Riding Lawnmower Metaphor!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (O5Q3r)

11
No.

All that they are doing is trying to clear the decks so they can attack Republicans like Moore and Trump again without taking any return fire.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

12 Incidentally, in California we can't get the same lawnmowers as the rest of the County, because air pollution. It literally adds $150 to the purchase price.

Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (VaOnS)

13 Maybe Boucher wanted to steal Rand Paul's lawnmower as step #1 in this scenario.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (FIdOt)

14 Good analogy.
Hilary IS a broken down piece of worthless/dangerous crap.

Only I would not want to ride her, not now, not ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (xJa6I)

15 The Democrats and Scankles fixed the primaries and then they lost. Now they are doing it all over again.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (mpXpK)

16 Mom! Does this mean I'm not getting an award?

Posted by: Chelsea, Her Serene Highness in Waiting at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (7HtZB)

17 [Double facepalm] Morality is optional when you're a committed member of the left.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

18 i think you mean MY riding lawnmower. Please return it after you've made those repairs.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2017 12:32 PM (8rNrN)
.............

Would you like me to install a cup holder, too?

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (HgMAr)

19 So I guess this means no more BJs for Bill in gratitude for keeping baby-killing legal?

Nina Burleigh hardest hit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (kqsXK)

20 And that I have a broke-dick sears craftsman riding mower occupying, redneck like, my backyard. Now, to figure whose it is.

Posted by: RI Red - No step on Snek. at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (xEjTq)

21 Oh sweet Schadefreud if the Cliton Criminal Crony Party is finally getting that ice axe from fellow travelers. Along with being tossed into a van and dumped off Pedo Island.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (CzvOE)

22 Also better late than never. Something something, arc of history bends towards prison...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (xJa6I)

23 I remember when Bill was supposed to run the economy should Hillary! get elected. I'm inclined to think that it would be based on prostitutes and cigars, but I'm not as economically inclined as Bill is.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (3sOO0)

24 12 Incidentally, in California we can't get the same lawnmowers as the rest of the County, because air pollution. It literally adds $150 to the purchase price.
Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (VaOnS)

No one buys them in AZ & rides them across the state line?

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

25 16 Mom! Does this mean I'm not getting an award?
Posted by: Chelsea, Her Serene Highness in Waiting at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (7HtZB)

Relax, Chels, it's only lunch time, even on the East Coast. You'll get a couple awards by dinner time, you sassy thing you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (FIdOt)

26

If you read the Daily Caller's take on this, she, they still have a very hard time just accepting it, and have to put the "but" in there.

Most of the comments at the NYTimes (comment section closed, of course) are saying Poor Hillary, this is why she lost. Poor Hillary, she would have been the First and Bestest POTUS.

Sickening.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (fceHP)

27 Top 20!

And what's with riding lawnmowers? Real Men use a silent manual one, and maybe a scythe for that tall stuff.

Chuck Norris just looks at the lawn and it cuts itself.

And we don't want to even go to what Huma thinks about cutting down bush(es)

Posted by: Vanceone at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (HDMVB)

28 Pro Tip : Don't ride that tractor in your Bikini, Ace.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Gonorhea at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (eCLUN)

29
i wonder if they are suffering a severe case of whiplash. how do they defend polanski Now?
Posted by: willow at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (Zmz55)

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With their usual lack of introspection, blissful self absorbed ignorance, and nonfunctional sense of irony.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

30 23 I remember when Bill was supposed to run the economy should Hillary! get elected. I'm inclined to think that it would be based on prostitutes and cigars, but I'm not as economically inclined as Bill is.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (3sOO0)

Hey, it works for the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 12:38 PM (7HtZB)

31 I can no longer afford the 'gas' for this infernal machine!

Posted by: Grass cutter at November 15, 2017 12:38 PM (EK6pT)

32 i think you mean MY riding lawnmower. Please return it after you've made those repairs.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2017 12:32 PM (8rNrN)

There's an old Andy Capp cartoon where he walks across the street to his neighbor:

ANDY: Eric, mate, can I borrow your drill?
ERIC: No! You broke it the last time, remember?
ANDY: Well, then, if I break it this time, I promise not to ask for it anymore, OK?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 15, 2017 12:38 PM (kqsXK)

33 Oh, and I'm painfully familiar with broken-down old riding mowers. I shall call it Hillary from now on.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 15, 2017 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

34 No one buys them in AZ & rides them across the state line?
Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

If you've successfully fled the People's Republic and are in AZ, why ever would you go back?

Who pole-vaulted the Berlin Wall going east?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:38 PM (FIdOt)

35 Presdent Obama should do something about all these fenale liars !!! Presdent Clinton is not like that perverted Judge and Trump. We supports Presdent Clinton and Hillary and they would never lye about these things. All of us down at the Brattleboro Wonens Reproductive Hellth Clinic demand that the Supreme Court end this nonsense and clear Presdent Clitin NOW . It is the rights thing to do !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 15, 2017 12:38 PM (u54O2)

36 So now it's time to throw the riding lawnmower in the trash like a side of beef?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2017 12:38 PM (O5Q3r)

37 This would be a great time to re-visit Polanski and rape-rape. These people have no shame and they're not fooling anybody.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 15, 2017 12:38 PM (K/9da)

38 Does anyone else remember Super Crazy from the WWE? His entire gimmick was that he was a crazy mexican (the flag was part of his intro video) who drove a lawnmower down to the ring. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (3sOO0)

39 Would you like me to install a cup holder, too?
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (HgMAr)

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Ah... the AoSHQ coveted pudding option.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

40 I put all of our junk at the curb with a FREE sign taped to it. The crap is gone before noon.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (r9UYA)

41 And we don't want to even go to what Huma thinks about cutting down bush(es)
Posted by: Vanceone at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (HDMVB)

I'm thinking Weed Wacker. And breathing apparatus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (FIdOt)

42 You know if the Hildabeast HAD dumped Bill back in 1998, good odds on her being president at some point.

I remember one time traveling sci fi novel that had the 'USS Hilary Clinton', an aircraft carrier named after 'the most uncompromising wartime president ever' in it.

So glad that bit of fiction stayed fiction.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (xJa6I)

43 Confusingly, it was feminists who defended Clinton the hardest.

Gloria Steinem was his stalwart defender.

Posted by: Who Knows at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (Tsy3Z)

44 Hey, dems! When you sell your soul to Satan, he doesn't give it back.

Posted by: Soona at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (ZAAkQ)

45 12 Incidentally, in California we can't get the same lawnmowers as the rest of the County, because air pollution. It literally adds $150 to the purchase price.
Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (VaOnS)

yeah, not to mention the low NOX crap when it comes to gas powered appliances.

Posted by: Blake at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (qC1Sy)

46 If Yugo made a riding mower, it would be called a Hillary?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (CzvOE)

47 It is worse than that. They are trying to give credibility to the latest accusations by admitting they hid information on a democrat 25 years ago.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (7ZVPa)

48
HEY!!!

THIS LAWNMOWER IS MISSING A SHOE AND SMELLS LIKE GIN!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

49
I fully expect that Bill Clinton will be known as a Republican soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 15, 2017 12:40 PM (r+sAi)

50 Ace,

Superb analogy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2017 12:40 PM (QYQV7)

51

I'm going off topic for a sec.

BREAKING: Dems Move One Step Closer To Impeaching Trump

Dems Introduce Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump

so sick of this crap

daily caller

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 12:40 PM (fceHP)

52 i wonder if they are suffering a severe case of whiplash. how do they defend polanski Now?
Posted by: willow at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (Zmz55)

It's a little-known provision of the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:40 PM (FIdOt)

53 Ace, shelves up? All plumb and shit? Stay thirsty, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 12:40 PM (KP5rU)

54 Democrats love situation ethics almost as much as they love little children in drag.

Posted by: RKae at November 15, 2017 12:40 PM (19qzm)

55 >>>Only I would not want to ride her, not now, not ever.

hear that!

Posted by: Bill Clinton the Rapist at November 15, 2017 12:40 PM (8rNrN)

56 55 >>>Only I would not want to ride her, not now, not ever.

hear that!
Posted by: Bill Clinton the Rapist at November 15, 2017 12:40 PM (8rNrN)

I shouldn't laugh at that sock, but I did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (xJa6I)

57 Hillbitch is not a lawnmower she is a rusty brokendown cyborg with faulty AI that will never be the president of the united states. Seriously the Dims and the Gope have the same problem;- shitty leadership. That is why Donny two scoops is President. Burn it all to the grownd and start over. Fuck DC.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (0OmEj)

58 No one buys them in AZ & rides them across the state line?

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (7HtZB

Hello!

Posted by: Zombie George Jones at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (EK6pT)

59 >>.53 Ace, shelves up? All plumb and shit? Stay thirsty, my friend.

um, no. I did work out real well on my days off though.

but that left me with no "Shelf Energy."

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (8rNrN)

60 I think Harry Reid stole my exercise machine. Maybe he can give it to Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: RI Red - No step on Snek. at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (xEjTq)

61 I really do hope one day to read the following:

Hillary Clinton
Born: Chicago, IL
Died: Leavenworth, KS

Posted by: Scuba Dude at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (Oq/TM)

62

♫Juanita Juanitaaaa♫

Posted by: Barney Fife at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (IqV8l)

63 Over at Democrat HQ, the feminist men and grrrrrl power women like to send Donna Brazile out to eat the grass.... cuz she's the size of a bovine, right? That's just how the modern, enlightened Democrat refers to women these days!

Posted by: Vanceone at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (HDMVB)

64 I distinctly remember being told that character didn't matter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (tRaq7)

65 Now That Bill Clinton's Usefulness Is Done, and His Accuser-Attacking Wife Is Not Only Done But Must Be Forced Out, Democrat "Feminists" Find the Courage to Believe Juanita

Hillary had better take the point, because the next step in leftist tradition is the ice axe to the head.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (FIdOt)

66 I thought this was a movie review for a minute.

Love my lawn tractor, stay away from it!

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (3myMJ)

67
Get that rickety mower out of my garage and throw it in your white panel scooby van.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (r+sAi)

68 Get off my lawn, before I bust your ass!

Posted by: Rand Paul at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (2Mnv1)

69 >>but that left me with no "Shelf Energy."

Phase 3.1 : The Wait

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (eCLUN)

70 Good bit ace. I think you could have gone even further with it but I'm an absurdist kind of guy.

Another two paragraphs or so you would have struck Kaboom platinum. I feel you hit your target and then took your foot off the gas just as you started rolling downhill.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (maQ1L)

71 Or you could jump the guy driving your riding mower and break six of his ribs! Just make sure he's not a US senator first.

Posted by: Rand Paul's Crazy Neighbor at November 15, 2017 12:43 PM (O5Q3r)

72 I wonder how all this makes the vapid twit shat from the loins of Hillary feel.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 12:43 PM (q6iO9)

73 It was only oral sex.

Posted by: Fleeting Memories at November 15, 2017 12:43 PM (r9UYA)

74 I hope they impeach Trump. Lets get it on. Won't end any other way. It was a good country while it lasted.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 12:43 PM (KP5rU)

75 The riding lawnmower is for the maricon.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at November 15, 2017 12:43 PM (HgMAr)

76 46 If Yugo made a riding mower, it would be called a Hillary?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (CzvOE)

Yeah, although you'd have to push it because it didn't run well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (FIdOt)

77 >>44 Hey, dems! When you sell your soul to Satan, he doesn't give it back. Posted by: Soona at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (ZAAkQ)

Or, if it's really small, he loses it...and then EVERYONE has a bad day.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)

78 72 I wonder how all this makes the vapid twit shat from the loins of Hillary feel.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 12:43 PM (q6iO9)

She had the moral center in her brain removed at age 15. Clinton family tradition, like a moral bris.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

79 think i'll go try to do something uplifting

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (Zmz55)

80 >>but that left me with no "Shelf Energy."

Phase 3.1 : The Wait
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (eCLUN)

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He needs "Shelf on a Shelf"

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)

81 Seriously the Dims and the Gope have the same problem;- shitty leadership. That is why Donny two scoops is President. Burn it all to the grownd and start over. Fuck DC.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (0OmEj)

Preaching!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (xJa6I)

82 Mexican goats do jobs that American lawnmowers won't do.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)

83 Originally I thought jail time was necessary for them.

But thinking about it...watching them get thrown away like this, any influence they had unceremonially yanked away, and sitting in The Home all bitter about how they used to be royalty but are now Just Plain Folks...well, that offers some comfort.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (tVWQB)

84 but that left me with no "Shelf Energy."

Phase 3.1 : The Wait
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (eCLUN)

A good shelf, like a nice wine, must be aged.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (tbOMB)

85 See? The leftists aren't supporting Bill any more so we shouldn't be supporting Moore because the Dems no longer circle the wagons around their "members"!
/All of leftist and NeverTrumper twitter last night.

Have you checked out this guy's twitter feed, Ace, regarding Moore?
https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor

It's worth a read if you want an alternative to the MFM's analysis.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (mJ8mX)

86 Oh, and not only did I steal your lawnmower, but my wife put together a legal team to destroy you for libeling me by accusing me of stealing it.

Posted by: ShainS at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (PdvuG)

87 think i'll go try to do something uplifting
Posted by: willow at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (Zmz55)

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*rattles mardi gras beads

Posted by: The Entire Male Horde at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

88 Now that you remembered that IS my lawnmower after all, did you also suddenly remember that Roy Moore propositioned you when you were 14? And you just never mentioned it before because Moore wasn't a public figure, was never involved in any controversy, and was never in a heated election? It's just the lawnmower thing that jogged your memory?

Posted by: OCBill at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (df+Zi)

89 Commies are the the absolute masters of revisionist history.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (vtcmf)

90 You say you have no memory of that. I say, "Well, I just told you, you must have forgotten. There you go, forgetting again! Boy, you forget a lot. You should take some pills or something."

or break ribs, whatever comes to mind

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (fceHP)

91 >>He needs "Shelf on a Shelf"

Maybe just a couple 6 foot ladders and some 2 x 10s.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (eCLUN)

92 My day in the sun is coming too. And not a minute too soon.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne Would Like Some Air Please at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (maQ1L)

93 "Confusingly, it was feminists who defended Clinton the hardest. "

Why is this confusing? Modern feminism is Marxism and infanticide, not making sure women are treated decently.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (Tm5I3)

94 59; think positive, Ace. It's the only way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 12:45 PM (KP5rU)

95 Liberty Mutual now covers lawn tractors?

"I loved my electric riding mower, I even named it Hillary. Then one day I ran over its power cord and received a terrifically shocking new hairdo. But poor Hillary was broke and so was my heart. Then Liberty Mutual called and now I have a mower named Chelsea." - Ethan 'Pajama Boy' Krupp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:46 PM (CzvOE)

96 um, no. I did work out real well on my days off though.

but that left me with no "Shelf Energy."

I hear the beginning of the Shaft song is good to counter that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 15, 2017 12:46 PM (tVWQB)

97

Try the wonder bra willow. It works for michael moore.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 15, 2017 12:46 PM (r+sAi)

98 You know, all of these conservatives using riding mowers are depriving potential Americans from the lawn mowing revenue they deserve.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 15, 2017 12:46 PM (7ZVPa)

99 So, we should put Shillary up on a lift, change her oil, and replace her broken (wind) muffler?

No thanks!

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2017 12:46 PM (8ikIW)

100 I'm starting to think that Democrats/Progressives will say and do anything depending on what is politically expedient this very second.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2017 12:47 PM (maQ1L)

101 I was hoping this would all come back to the pink humidor in the blue dress, but no cigar.

Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2017 12:47 PM (2Mnv1)

102 I am torn; on one hand it is delicious to see the Clintons get treated this way; on the other hand they are so toxic I would like to them to stick around and annoy the left for a few more election cycles.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 12:47 PM (a0IVu)

103 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 15, 2017 12:47 PM (nQHw/)

104 I'm only gonna say this once...AH...DID...NOT...HAVE...SEX...WITH...THAT...RAHDING...LAWNMOWER!!!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 15, 2017 12:47 PM (O5Q3r)

105 Burn it all to the grownd and start over. Fuck DC

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Been there, done that

Posted by: Zombie General Robert Ross at November 15, 2017 12:47 PM (7HtZB)

106 You should just hang some Shower Caddies on the wall and call it good, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:47 PM (eCLUN)

107 I can't even express my dismay and disgust at this complete and total lack of any sense of shame on the part of anyone from the left. (and that includes anyone who enables them)

It's mind boggling that they think they can get away with this.

They have no conception that us "rubes" have caught on. They have been so blatant about their lies that even the most simple and forgiving person on the planet cannot believe they're actually trying this one on.

They think, No they KNOW we're stupid and can be lulled to slumber with some carefully constructed phrases and a few caveats with some light blame shifting.

And they think we'll swallow this? Maybe they're writing this drivel for their base so that they'll be excused when they dump Clinton. That must be it. They're preparing their mind numbed robots on how to take this 180 degree shift that they've stuck to like a limpet for the last 25 years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead and Toxically Masculine) at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (hVoJQ)

108 If Trump has done things "against the constitution" why don't they take him to court?

That has been done many times, Obama lost about a dozen cases if I remember properly.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (3myMJ)

109 This post is the other thing that happens when ace doesn't get enough water.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (maQ1L)

110 Good god. Vox outvoxes itself in dumbness.

Clinton should have been prosecuted for rape, but he should not have resigned for getting four incomplete and one complete blowjobs from Monica Lewinski.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (gIRsn)

111 sock b gone

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

112 Also, there is no guarantee Bill and Hill are going to play this little game.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (q6iO9)

113 I am no longer speaking to an Army buddy of mine over shit like this. Yeah, he was a Democrat, but not a gun grabbing loon, but since the election he's been all DON'T QUESTION THE HONESTY OF THE LEFT! DON'T QUESTION OUR PATRIOTISM! And trying to tell me I sold the nation out because "my guy" is a Russian stooge.

So twenty years of denying their guy is a serial rapist, and now we are supposed to disavow our guy over what still looks like a frame-up job. Just like our guy is the Russia stooge, when their queen's coronation attempt was partly funded by Rosatom, Russian oligarch speaking fees, and her campaign manager and his brother both worked for the Russians.

It truly is impossible to have honest political discussions with leftists, by which I also include McTurtle and McVain style Uniparty stooges.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (2kD+f)

114 This analogy only fails because you can't perform analingus on a tractor.

Well, you can...but you'll never get perfectly straight lines in your lawn that way.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:49 PM (eCLUN)

115 In Soviet AoS, Sonobi ensorcells you!

Posted by: Sonobi, 25th Level Ensorceller at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (87y4e)

116 This is the final, exquisite act in the Hillary tragedy. She endured cuckoldry for a higher goal that she ultimately lost (twice), she sought entrée into high society by laundering money and delivering vapid speeches (and she's tittered at in DC for dressing like an arriviste real estate agent), and now the sophisticated company that was content to tolerate her in Society has decided that she must be sent to the knacker. Buh-bye.

Political, but unelected. Rich, but ignored. Ignominy of all? Guilty, but not even considered worthy of prosecution.

Back to the Illinois hustings, cylon.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

117 Oh Juanita!

You sweet chicquita

Why wouldn't you love me?

Now there's an old man

In the bathtub

With the blues

Posted by: With Apologies To Little Feat at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (QLvwG)

118 Originally I thought jail time was necessary for them.

But thinking about it...watching them get thrown away like this, any influence they had unceremonially yanked away, and sitting in The Home all bitter about how they used to be royalty but are now Just Plain Folks...well, that offers some comfort.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 15, 2017 12:44 PM (tVWQB)

Oh no, I still want them buying ramen noodles and socks from a prison commissary order sheet. It won't happen, but there's no reason to give up on your dreams.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (y87Qq)

119 or 20 years suddenly lost every single ounce of value to them and in fact became a liability to them.

that side of beef is tainted
next time you toss it in the van
drive it to Harvey's beach house

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (fceHP)

120 He needs "Shelf on a Shelf"

*mulls over idea for Chia Shelf*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (tbOMB)

121 83 Originally I thought jail time was necessary for them.

But thinking about it...watching them get thrown away like this, any influence they had unceremonially yanked away, and sitting in The Home all bitter about how they used to be royalty but are now Just Plain Folks...well, that offers some comfort.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 15, 2017
*
*
They should see jail time -- to encourage the others. To establish that we have a rule of law, and one kind of justice for all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (QYQV7)

122 The only moral failing for a Democrat is if they can't win an election or if they have the potential to lose another one for them.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (lKmt3)

123 I completely misread willow's comment as "I'm going to go do some shoplifting."

'Tis the season!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (tRaq7)

124 >>I can't even express my dismay and disgust at this complete and total lack of any sense of shame on the part of

Relax, guy.

Ace will get those shelves up sooner or later.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (eCLUN)

125 17 horsepower. Dual blades, has the wagon you can pull behind to move things.

What's not to like?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (3myMJ)

126 There goes Bill blowing the margins at 104

Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (VaOnS)

127 23 I remember when Bill was supposed to run the economy should Hillary! get elected. I'm inclined to think that it would be based on ~~prostitutes and cigars~~ blackjack and hookers, but I'm not as economically inclined as Bill is.

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (v3pYe)

128 And we don't want to even go to what Huma thinks about cutting down bush(es)
Posted by: Vanceone at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM (HDMVB)

I'm thinking Weed Wacker. And breathing apparatus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (FIdOt)

Considering Hillary's known difficulties with personal grooming and her lack of physical hygiene, I suspect Huma feels like she's trapped in a Brillo factory with overflowing toilets.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 15, 2017 12:51 PM (kqsXK)

129 Moore's big mistake was not putting these girls in a car, running the car off into a river, and leaving them to drown. And just like that, he forever lost his chance to be the "Lion of the Senate". No waitress sandwich for you, Roy.

Posted by: OCBill at November 15, 2017 12:51 PM (df+Zi)

130 102 I am torn; on one hand it is delicious to see the Clintons get treated this way; on the other hand they are so toxic I would like to them to stick around and annoy the left for a few more election cycles.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 12:47 PM (a0IVu)

That's why I'm encouraging the formation of the She Persisted Party. It will run Hillary and Fauxcahontus Warren on a ticket dedicated to female domination, ball-busting, and a cat in every pot.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 15, 2017 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

131 Willow? Shoplifting?

You think she is some college basketball player in China?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:51 PM (CzvOE)

132 OK, let's review this 'deal'.

They will admit a democrat who has been out of office for 20 years was a rapist, if we make sure no republican is on the ballot for Alabama, guaranteeing a democrat in the seat for the next six years.

Will they also throw in some ice?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 15, 2017 12:51 PM (7ZVPa)

133 I completely misread willow's comment as "I'm going to go do some shoplifting."

----

So.

Willow is Winnona Ryder.

Does BSG know this?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

134 Ok, I have a deal for the Dems, if they really believe anything they are saying...

All Clinton appointed judges retire, immediately, and Trump is allowed to appoint there replacements without any opposition.

In that case, I'll believe you. And I'll join the Moore must immediately drop out bandwagon.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2017 12:52 PM (eSx+E)

135 Suppose I borrow your riding lawnmower.

Then I keep it for three months.

Then you ask for the riding lawnmower back, and I say: "I already returned your riding lawnmower. You must have have forgotten, and then lost it."
.................

Why does this make me think somehow the FBI is involved in this?

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 12:52 PM (HgMAr)

136 >>blackjack and hookers, but I'm not as economically inclined as Bill is. Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (v3pYe)

You misspelled "potted meat product and crystal meth." You can take the white trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the white trash.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2017 12:52 PM (Bdeb0)

137 I saw Dangerous Polymer Disposal open for The Tubes in... in, um... oh, I forget. But I did see them.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 15, 2017 12:52 PM (H8S+R)

138

They want a woman president so bad. Will Biden "come out?"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 12:52 PM (fceHP)

139 My Willow would never shoplift......non-food items.

Posted by: Pot at November 15, 2017 12:52 PM (q6iO9)

140 Didn't Gloria Steinem actually defend Clinton, saying that "men are allowed one free grope." Is that true, or just an urban legend?

Posted by: Mike at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (swJ7s)

141 why is it all the people hawking catheters and back surgery are all the same people. damn, talk about drawing a bad hand. bad back and, pissing in a bag? what's next? colostomy bags? holy fuck, daytime tv is enough to make you contemplate suicide. if, ypu're paying attention. fuck that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (KP5rU)

142 They think, No they KNOW we're stupid and can be lulled to slumber with some carefully constructed phrases and a few caveats with some light blame shifting.

And they think we'll swallow this? Maybe they're writing this drivel for their base so that they'll be excused when they dump Clinton. That must be it. They're preparing their mind numbed robots on how to take this 180 degree shift that they've stuck to like a limpet for the last 25 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

Exactly. This isn't for our consumption.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (4Hf9E)

143 OT, what has the NYT done now coz PDT is all a fire with his tweets on the failing NYT. LoL...and the stupid UCLA players. That said, Chinese prisons are barely better than No Ko prisons..

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)

144 Only if Dr. Jill Biden finally gets tired of Joey 'Gropey Grope' Bidet's antics.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (CzvOE)

145 95 Liberty Mutual now covers lawn tractors?

"I loved my electric riding mower, I even named it Hillary. Then one day I ran over its power cord and received a terrifically shocking new hairdo. But poor Hillary was broke and so was my heart. Then Liberty Mutual called and now I have a mower named Chelsea." - Ethan 'Pajama Boy' Krupp.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:46 PM (CzvOE)

That Liberty Mutual commercial kills me.

Mom has to speak for Junior, who is too much of a pussy to change a tire? I'd change the tire for him, then beat him over the head with the tire iron first, for being too much of a pussy to do it himself, and second, for having to have his mother go to bat for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (FIdOt)

146 >>>a Brillo factory with overflowing toilets.

I miss Cleveland.

Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (VaOnS)

147
I can't even express my dismay and disgust at this complete and total
lack of any sense of shame on the part of anyone from the left

The left doesn't believe in shame. Or Truth. Or any of that stuff.

The left has one virtue: that which makes the left stronger is good.

The left has one vice: that which makes the left weaker is bad.

Once you get this literally everything they do makes sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2017 12:54 PM (eSx+E)

148 why is it all the people hawking catheters and back surgery are all the same people. damn, talk about drawing a bad hand. bad back and, pissing in a bag?

what's next? colostomy bags?

Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 12:54 PM (4Hf9E)

149 What the heck is this, a chemical induced blathering?
Posted by: TheGarbone at November 15, 2017 12:34 PM (YSzRR)

High on facts?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 12:54 PM (fceHP)

150 If SNL weren't LiveFromMSNBC and not an organ of the DNC, they could make funny on this for weeks.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 15, 2017 12:54 PM (U6f54)

151 Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:49 PM (eCLUN)

Plus you wind up with a black ring around your mouth.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead and Toxically Masculine) at November 15, 2017 12:55 PM (hVoJQ)

152 Mom has to speak for Junior, who is too much of a pussy to change a tire? I would change the tire for him, then beat him over the head with the tire iron first, for being too much of a pussy to do it himself, and second, for having to have his mother go to bat for him.
=====

A big, strapping lad at that......

Posted by: Shep! at November 15, 2017 12:55 PM (q6iO9)

153 You can see why people go postal after this crap.

Posted by: Iblis at November 15, 2017 12:55 PM (9221z)

154 Maybe they're writing this drivel for their base so that they'll be excused when they dump Clinton. That must be it.
***
Remember how the left hated Comey and wanted him to resign right up until the moment that Trump fired him?

Was it on Colbert where he announced the firing of Comey and found his audience cheering before he browbeat them into realizing that they were actually supposed to be mad about it now?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2017 12:55 PM (eSx+E)

155 Well I for one believe this is all part of a vast right wing conspiracy

Posted by: Hillary the rightful POTUS at November 15, 2017 12:56 PM (O2RFr)

156 And they think we'll swallow this? Maybe they're writing this drivel for their base so that they'll be excused when they dump Clinton. That must be it. They're preparing their mind numbed robots on how to take this 180 degree shift that they've stuck to like a limpet for the last 25 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead and Toxically Masculine) at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (hVoJQ)

--------------

I think the dems are getting ready to make a marked shift even farther to the left. The Clintons are old school now.

Posted by: Soona at November 15, 2017 12:56 PM (ZAAkQ)

157 143 OT, what has the NYT done now coz PDT is all a fire with his tweets on the failing NYT. LoL...and the stupid UCLA players. That said, Chinese prisons are barely better than No Ko prisons..
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)

And The Donald got them off the hook, not that that they'll ever have a kind word to say for him.

For my part, I'd have let them rot in China.

Just like the Keurig thing. Hannity let Keurig off the hook with merely apologizing. Not me. I'd grind their face into the dirt and make them grovel. Not until they made a hefty contribution to, e.g., Wounded Warriors would I have called off the jam.

Why? Because I'd want the next leftist asshole to think twice about crossing me, and help him to decide to keep his yap shut.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 12:56 PM (FIdOt)

158 153 You can see why people go postal after this crap.
Posted by: Iblis at November 15, 2017 12:55 PM (9221z)

Thin ice, buddy!

Posted by: John Kasich at November 15, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)

159 They've also flipped flopped on Russia. Now they're the enemy. As recently as thirty years ago, when they were stealing US secrets, funding clandestine Marxist operations around the world...they were the good guys.

Posted by: Mike at November 15, 2017 12:57 PM (swJ7s)

160 Does anyone else remember Super Crazy from the WWE? His entire gimmick was that he was a crazy mexican (the flag was part of his intro video) who drove a lawnmower down to the ring. Good times, good times.
Posted by: Flyguy

Hit him with the leafblower! Hit him with the leafblower!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 15, 2017 12:57 PM (vcOmj)

161 Clearing the decks so the ValJar/Obama wing can have complete control of the Demoncrat Apparatus.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 12:57 PM (CMbMd)

162 American History is...hard!!!

Posted by: Vox Blondie at November 15, 2017 12:58 PM (O5Q3r)

163 Also better late than never. Something something, arc of history bends towards prison...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (xJa6I)

That's the thing. The Democrat Party (with their army of spies, liars and manufacturers of propaganda) must smell something in the wind. They always preempt stuff way ahead of the game.

Like they did with Putin and Trump. It was front-loaded, with hints and giggles, then used as a massive attack much later down the road.

I think they fear the reaper.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 12:58 PM (fceHP)

164 I think the dems are getting ready to make a marked shift even farther to the left. The Clintons are old school now.
Posted by: Soona

Hillary Clinton: Too centrist

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 15, 2017 12:58 PM (vcOmj)

165 some dude once asked to borrow my truck to move.
i laughed in his face.

same thing with my riding lawnmower.
get your own.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2017 12:58 PM (MF4DY)

166 159. We've been over this - USSR was good because commie. Russia bad because not commie & not on-board with cultural degeneracy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 12:58 PM (fA1SL)

167 Get that rickety mower out of my garage and throw it in your white panel scooby van.
=====

LOL. Just this weekend I was yelling at soninlaw to get the mowers out of my garage. PS, never allow a klutz to borrow your working mowers. I'm the one with the small lot, so he borrowed mine. Gaaaaah.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 15, 2017 12:58 PM (MIKMs)

168 What difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary the Crime Boss at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (yEAdf)

169 Do any of these pieces mention that it was just last year they thought it would be totes OK, no, awesome to have creeper Bill Clinton wandering around the WH again, this time with more free time for recreational activities?!?!?

I don't get how they can make the leap from "Oooh, Bill 'n Hils' LOVE story [as Bill recounted at the 2016 DNC] still makes me tingle like a lil' schoolgirl!" *squee!* to..."Oh, yeah, he's always been a sexual predator, whatareyagonnado?".

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (W+vEI)

170 Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (CzvOE)

171 A couple of months back I remember a Mexican guy humping the knot hole in a fence. Can the same be done to a tractor tailpipe?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (r9UYA)

172 New York Times:

The Kennedys May Have Engaged In A Little Bit of Womanizing

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (maQ1L)

173 some dude once asked to borrow my truck to move.
i laughed in his face.

Bumper sticker:

Yes this is my truck.
No I won't help you move.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (4Hf9E)

174 Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?

The dumb and dumber ticket

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (O2RFr)

175 >>A couple of months back I remember a Mexican guy humping the knot hole in a fence. Can the same be done to a tractor tailpipe?

In Louisiana, that's how you transfer Title.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (eCLUN)

176 If Kevin Spacey can be erased from Hollywood, like wasn't even there, his films taken out of the Amazon and Netflix and Redbox catalogs, his star taken off the sidewalk, and more, than can we please erase Billy Jeff?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (U6f54)

177 Gardening thread!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (VezBU)

178 That's why I'm encouraging the formation of the She Persisted Party. It will run Hillary and Fauxcahontus Warren on a ticket dedicated to female domination, ball-busting, and a cat in every pot.
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 15, 2017 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

Oh, let it be so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (FIdOt)

179 Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

The Dream Team!

or

Nightmare at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (vcOmj)

180 Really DC needs SMOD stat. The liberty Tree needs to be refreshed. Fuck DC.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (0OmEj)

181 Take away: All white males are horn dogs.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (r9UYA)

182 170 Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (CzvOE)

You don't think Micheele will accept VP slot, do you?

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

183 170 Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (CzvOE)

If Michelle's on the ticket, Kamala won't be. It'll be one of the Castro brothers or whatever Openly Gay Congresscritter they can dig up.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (CMbMd)

184 Was it on Colbert where he announced the firing of Comey and found his audience cheering before he browbeat them into realizing that they were actually supposed to be mad about it now?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2017 12:55 PM (eSx+E)

Yes, and it was beautifully awkward.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (tbOMB)

185 Better late than never?

At least there is a little reflection on the human capacity to make deals with the Devil, so to speak. 'Cause that's what they did.

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (Sp1NT)

186 176 If Kevin Spacey can be erased from Hollywood, like wasn't even there, his films taken out of the Amazon and Netflix and Redbox catalogs, his star taken off the sidewalk, and more, than can we please erase Billy Jeff?

And take his wife and supposed spawn with him

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (O2RFr)

187 That Liberty Mutual commercial kills me.

That's not the only one. There's another one with two kids trying to wrestle a car jack like imbeciles.

Hell, when I was a real Boy, we'd see how fast we could change a flat.

Who dreams up this dreck? It's not even humorous, it's just sad. But, somebody decided we needed a feminized society for some reason, so we get nothing but commercials and teevee shows that display men and boys as horny imbeciles...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (tRaq7)

188 170 Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (CzvOE)

With Gucci Mugabe as SecState?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (FIdOt)

189 It seems the Democrats are waking up to the fact that a realignment is underway and they need to jettison a lot of stuff if they intend to survive it. And by "stuff" I mean people. I wonder how far that will go?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 01:02 PM (hLRSq)

190
Yes, and it was beautifully awkward.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (tbOMB)

Did they dutifully boo after he Demsplained the situation?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 15, 2017 01:02 PM (3myMJ)

191
I remember one time traveling sci fi novel that had the 'USS Hilary
Clinton', an aircraft carrier named after 'the most uncompromising
wartime president ever' in it.
***
A State of Disobedience about covers what a Hillary presidency would have looked like.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2017 01:02 PM (eSx+E)

192 >>The Kennedys May Have Engaged In A Little Bit of Womanizing

And stalking, and raping, and killing...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

193 192 >>The Kennedys May Have Engaged In A Little Bit of Womanizing

And stalking, and raping, and killing...

And lobotomizing

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 01:03 PM (O2RFr)

194 Brietbart was spot on....it's War.

Posted by: resist_we_much at November 15, 2017 01:04 PM (BkYvb)

195 183 170 Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (CzvOE)

If Michelle's on the ticket, Kamala won't be. It'll be one of the Castro brothers or whatever Openly Gay Congresscritter they can dig up.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's Sherrod Brown, especially if there's a woman or PoC at the top of the ticket. Chatter has it that Brown was *very* close to being Felonia's running mate.

Plus they want Ohio.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 01:04 PM (ul9CR)

196 The Kennedys May Have Engaged In A Little Bit of Womanizing

And stalking, and raping, and killing...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

Yep. If Roy Moore's last name was Kennedy, and he lived in Masshole, he'd be golden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:04 PM (PY9jH)

197 Here's my prediction, for what it's worth: The Left needs to clear the way for a "truth teller" in the vein of (gasp) Trump. Someone who will be against the "old party" and make way for a "new party". Someone unafraid to take on the sacred cows on "both sides".

Except as you and I know there is no new party, it's just a sham like the old party - spoiler alert: they're all hardcore communists).

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2017 01:04 PM (maQ1L)

198 The Kennedys May Have Engaged In A Little Bit of Womanizing

And stalking, and raping, and killing...

And lobotomizing
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 01:03 PM (O2RFr)

And conspiring with the Soviets to throw the US presidential election, back when that was a good and noble thing to do.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2017 01:04 PM (y87Qq)

199 When Donna Brazile started on her Evil Clinton Blame Tour, I said I was the opening my shot of an op.

Now the Democrat Party Media Division is doing the same thing.

Nobody turn on the Democrat Party. Nobody.

They need to try and cleanse their true beliefs, motives and goals because the internal polls are brutal.

They want to convince you a majority is on board with their agenda but the truth is much different. The won't ever get elected again based on what they really believe. So they do what they do best. Lie.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (nXduh)

200 Keeping to the gardening theme.

Bill Clinton deflowered Monica.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (VezBU)

201 btw, i miss the roofers.
i wonder if they'll make a comeback.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (MF4DY)

202 "what he did to Monica Lewinsky was wrong"

What happened to the lame consenting adults excuse? Didn't Lewinsky want it and the Christian Right scolds were the ones with the problem? Now we have progressive scolds in the tent, so somehow the Democratic party has magically rediscovered the gospel of sexual harassment policy.

Posted by: Wendy at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (bpemY)

203 The Kennedys May Have Engaged In A Little Bit of Womanizing

And stalking, and raping, and killing...

And lobotomizing

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2017 01:03 PM (O2RFr)

Fore!

Posted by: Michael Skaekel at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (QLvwG)

204 Did they dutifully boo after he Demsplained the situation?

They baa'ed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (ul9CR)

205 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 15, 2017 12:51 PM (7ZVPa)

A bit like the "I'll ask Hillary to resign if you ask Trump to resign" offer mentioned in an earlier thread. Wow, great offer there. I wonder if the media personality making it knew it sounded stupid (besides being impossible), or hadn't realized because they liked the sound of the words so much.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (rp9xB)

206 For those wondering who grabbed Crews....

'I have never felt more emasculated': Terry Crews says Sylvester Stallone's married agent Adam Vinet grabbed his genitals after making 'overtly sexual tongue moves' at him.

http://tinyurl.com/ybjzw6kt

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (g/2WM)

207 Wasn't Old Man Kennedy a fan of Hitler (at least as far as killing Jews)?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)

208 That's not the only one. There's another one with two kids trying to wrestle a car jack like imbeciles.

Hell, when I was a real Boy, we'd see how fast we could change a flat.

Who dreams up this dreck? It's not even humorous, it's just sad. But, somebody decided we needed a feminized society for some reason, so we get nothing but commercials and teevee shows that display men and boys as horny imbeciles...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (tRaq7)

Really. How pathetic is that? So who ends up changing the tire? I know in feminist fantasia it would a Strong Woman, but here on planet Earth it would be ... a Man. Liberty Mutual will just keep calling until they find one.

So ... we have a generation that putatively includes Y chromosomes, but they can't change a tire, or drive a stick shift? Great.

Reminds me of my football/PE coach. One day in PE we were pole-vaulting, and a number of guys running down the path missed the slot with the pole and crashed and burned.

The coach somberly intoned, "Some of you guys are gonna have a hell of a time when you get married."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (FIdOt)

209 Matt Yglesias is a chicken dick.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 01:06 PM (OD2ni)

210 A point: Conservatives did not claim that Bill Clinton committed perjury. Bill Clinton committed perjury. This is not in doubt.

I discussed on twitter earlier today my Unified Clinton Field Theory which hold that all that is wrong in modern American politics (modern being post 1991) is Bill Clinton's fault with heavy assists from Hillary Clinton and James Carville.

Now let me discuss how the incoherence and, frankly, insanity of third wave feminism is the fault of second wave feminists due to not only failing to demand that Bill Clinton resign but their outright attacks on the accusers.

Second wave feminists faced a major psychological disconnect between their power differentials in a relationship are per se sexual harassment and their cold eyed and cold hearted will to power determination that such a principle must be jettisoned to keep power. Since the personal is per se political and since they believed themselves to be Good People, there must needs have been some kind of attempt to paper over that psychological wound.

Thus was born third wave feminism and the ever more strident claims regarding the Male Gaze and Patriarchy and the ludicrous attempts to recast consent. Not to mention the mantra that women must be believed. Because, you see, we turned our backs on those women (who are not truly women since they reject feminism and thus are themselves tools of the patriarchy) but now we have cleansed ourselves of that sin and we are pure and we are noble and we fight against wrongdoing.

From a psychological viewpoint, the reaction makes sense.

I do not have time to screech about the devotees of Dworkin retreating from the field only to retrench and come roaring back because my blood pressure can take only so much.

TL; DR - everything is Bill Clinton's fault.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:06 PM (mf5HN)

211 190

Yes, and it was beautifully awkward.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (tbOMB)

Did they dutifully boo after he Demsplained the situation?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 15, 2017 01:02 PM (3myMJ)

Don't recall. I don't think the message sunk in, however, that now they were supposed to adore Comey.

https://youtu.be/iYZbtTGVmhE

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 01:06 PM (tbOMB)

212 This is embarrassing to admit but I was very much a "life long democrat" when this scandal originally broke, and I was furious with the Republicans. LOL LOL!

Life comes at you fast...

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 01:06 PM (q177U)

213 192 >>The Kennedys May Have Engaged In A Little Bit of Womanizing

And stalking, and raping, and killing...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

And raping.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

214 "what he did to Monica Lewinsky was wrong"

I guess we all now understand that everything depends on what the meaning of "was" is.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 15, 2017 01:06 PM (tVWQB)

215 Well there we go. I'll proudly denounce Roy Moore... 20 years after he's out of office.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2017 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

216 2016: Any accusations that major political figures might have a problem with...err..kids...is insane

2017: If you don't believe this woman that we produced literally at the last minute about a major political figure's problem with kids you are Hatey McHate face that hates..

Posted by: The FNM at November 15, 2017 01:06 PM (eSx+E)

217 Gardening thread!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (VezBU)
...........

The Russians are controlling my gophers.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (HgMAr)

218 Nobody turn on the Democrat Party. Nobody.

Blood in, blood out.

Just like all other criminal gangs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (FIdOt)

219
Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?

Posted by: It's me donna
____________________________

I shall not be denied my rightful place upon the throne.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (ZFEAw)

220 I put all of our junk at the curb with a FREE sign taped to it. The crap is gone before noon.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (r9UYA)

haha, so true

You don't even have to put a FREE sign on it in my neighborhood.

One day this past year we put out our old bbq grill. I had called an organization that would come pick it up (because our trash people won't). He said he would come after lunch, before 5pm or something.

So I scooted it out before lunch, to the end of our driveway, then went in to take a shower. 15-20 minutes later, I look out and it's gone.

I never heard a thing. Guy calls me after lunch to come get it, and I told him I thought he had already swung by... nope.

I don't know how anyone knew it was there, other than neighbors. We live on a very small street, no traffic. Not a thoroughfare.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (fceHP)

221 We've made mistakes. We acknowledge them. We will change. Promise.

Problem is their fundamental beliefs have not changed.

They are left wing liars following the Alinsky script.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (nXduh)

222 Tossing Clinton overboard long after his presidency costs nothing to the party, and Clinton has made his money. Demanding that every republican on a ballot is a saint costs a lot.

When they kick Menendez to the curb, and release the list of harassers whose accusers were paid off (and expel the harassers) I'll believe in the seriousness of their intentions, until the it's bullstit on toast

Posted by: CN at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (5gaNQ)

223 Fore!
Posted by: Michael Skaekel at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (QLvwG)

----

Im so going to Hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

224 What is the DMS-5 code for not having any guilt or conscience or do they just shorten it to sociopath?

I bet is just says See: and then lists Hillary Clinton and a whole bunch of democrats and media outlets.

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (O7jdY)

225 A lesson taught by Billy Jeff to little boys everywhere:

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (PY9jH)

226 my recollection is that the Dems loved special prosecutors when Reagan and HW Bush were president... but decided when B J was pres and the Repubs controlled Congress that special prosecutors were a bad idea... and then decided when W was pres that special prosecutors were a good idea again.

well, hypocrites are gonna hypocrite and the MSM will turn whichever way to spin for them.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (ILitO)

227 Keeping to the gardening theme.

Bill Clinton deflowered Monica.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Clinton ficused her ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (4Hf9E)

228 Ah the old Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. They slipped Viagra, horny goat weed and PCP into Bill's Hardee's sausage breakfast biscuit every morning. Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

229 Clearing the decks for a Kamela/Michelle 2020 ticket?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (CzvOE)

Maybe. There is a lot of time; it will be interesting to see who comes to the surface as the winner. The person is likely no one you have really heard of or thought much about.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (hLRSq)

230 Incidentally, in California we can't get the same lawnmowers as the rest of the County, because air pollution. It literally adds $150 to the purchase price.
Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 12:35 PM (VaOnS)

where I bought my first electric mower

haven't gone back to gas powered since

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (fceHP)

231 Reminds me of my football/PE coach. One day in PE we were pole-vaulting, and a number of guys running down the path missed the slot with the pole and crashed and burned.

The coach somberly intoned, "Some of you guys are gonna have a hell of a time when you get married."

Hahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (g/2WM)

232 220. True. I've gotten a few cars - some new - just that way. People leave 'em up on the curb & everything.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (fA1SL)

233 175 >>A couple of months back I remember a Mexican guy humping the knot hole in a fence. Can the same be done to a tractor tailpipe?

In Louisiana, that's how you transfer Title.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (eCLUN)

....theres a joke about cousins in ether somewhere.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (VezBU)

234 Wait - does this mean Matt Yglesias et. al. are now bible-thumping prudes, too?

Because I recall the months, years of sneering and derision they directed at Kenneth Starr, Newt Gingich, and anyone else who was horrified by Bill's behavior as unenlightened, prudish, and weirdly obsessed with Bill's sex life.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

235 "I wan't having sex with her, she was having sex with me"

and I recalling that incorrectly?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (ILitO)

236 59 >>.53 Ace, shelves up? All plumb and shit? Stay thirsty, my friend.

um, no. I did work out real well on my days off though.

but that left me with no "Shelf Energy."
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2017 12:41 PM (8rNrN)

My prediction was true!

Well half true since I just went with the "lazy time off" prediction as the reason you would not finish Phas3. But good that you weren't a Couch Hillary.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 01:09 PM (z/Ubi)

237 Is the Left going to apologize to Clarence Thomas any time soon?

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 01:09 PM (oVJmc)

238 220 I put all of our junk at the curb with a FREE sign taped to it. The crap is gone before noon.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (r9UYA)

haha, so true

You don't even have to put a FREE sign on it in my neighborhood.

One day this past year we put out our old bbq grill. I had called an organization that would come pick it up (because our trash people won't). He said he would come after lunch, before 5pm or something.

So I scooted it out before lunch, to the end of our driveway, then went in to take a shower. 15-20 minutes later, I look out and it's gone.

I never heard a thing. Guy calls me after lunch to come get it, and I told him I thought he had already swung by... nope.

I don't know how anyone knew it was there, other than neighbors. We live on a very small street, no traffic. Not a thoroughfare.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (fceHP)

I used to work with a guy who told me that people stole his grill while he was cooking on it! He had burgers cooking, stepped inside to get something, came out & it was gone.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

239 Hefner finally shuffled off this mortal coil so it's totes okay for dems to suddenly discover that objectivying women and assaulting/raping them is NOT okay.

Which of course is confusing the hell out of the dems fellow travelers like Weinstein et al, since they thought the rules made specially for them would always be the rules.

Nope. Another reason to love DJT.

Posted by: Boots at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (EBwPV)

240 Looks like the military overthrew Mugabe.

About time. They must have ran out of white people to kill.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (4ErVI)

241 Maybe. There is a lot of time; it will be interesting to see who comes to the surface as the winner. The person is likely no one you have really heard of or thought much about.

Yea, I think people are getting waaayyyy ahead of themselves. Heck, Trump wasn't foreseen either.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (g/2WM)

242 I had an ancient, tiny 13" TV that I kept on my basement bar. One day the thing shorted out spectacularly. The basement reeked of melted electrical wires for days afterwards.

The next day happened to be trash day so I put it out at the curb, but with a big cardboard sign taped across the screen warning any would-be takers that the TV was dead, Jim, and plugging it in might cause a fire.

It was gone in ten minutes. My conscience was clear though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (ul9CR)

243 163 Also better late than never. Something something, arc of history bends towards prison...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (xJa6I)

That's the thing. The Democrat Party (with their army of spies, liars and manufacturers of propaganda) must smell something in the wind. They always preempt stuff way ahead of the game.

Like they did with Putin and Trump. It was front-loaded, with hints and giggles, then used as a massive attack much later down the road.

I think they fear the reaper.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 12:58 PM (fceHP)

Indictments coming out of a special prosecutor? THAT would be shadenbonerlicious.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

244 re 227: isn't Monica supposed to have had an affair with a married guy when she was in college (pre White House)?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (ILitO)

245 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:05 PM (FIdOt)

I've never changed a tire, or driven stick. The stick thing is because I was too tall for the car we had that was a stick shift so I learned on an automatic. I did practice some maneuvers on stick, but it wasn't safe since my legs obstructed access to the gearshift and the steering wheel. Automatic is more convenient for the vast majority of my driving- i.e. sitting in traffic.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (wwd4n)

246 "Does anyone else remember Super Crazy from the WWE? His entire gimmick was that he was a crazy mexican (the flag was part of his intro video) who drove a lawnmower down to the ring. Good times, good times.
Posted by: Flyguy"

I feel like wrestling is, or at least was, the last bastion of politically incorrect humor. Every time someone says "you couldn't get X movie made," I used to think "Eh, the WWE does stuff at least that racist."

Super Crazy as half of the "Mexicools" is certainly an example - contemporaneous with the black tag team Cryme Tyme that would steal shit in vignettes, and "Kerwin White," which was Chavo Guerrero Jr pretending to be a white-bread suburban male straight out of Leave It To Beaver.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)

247 227 Keeping to the gardening theme.

Bill Clinton deflowered Monica.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Clinton ficused her ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (4Hf9E)

It was time to fertilize.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (VezBU)

248 Who was Teddy Kennedy's nephew who raped (*cough* allegedly *cough*) a girl on their Palm Beach compound and got off scott free?

Isn't he a Chi-town doctor now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (PY9jH)

249 Their new truth teller Kamala completely undermined the rule of law in Commiefornia in order to enforce left wing goals.

But you go with that Dem's.

That and the Clinton's bagman, McAuliife.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (nXduh)

250 Character doesn't matter you rubes

Posted by: The collective MSM in 1998 at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (i0ykY)

251
I wouldn't be surprised if it's Sherrod Brown, especially if there's a woman or PoC at the top of the ticket. Chatter has it that Brown was *very* close to being Felonia's running mate.

Plus they want Ohio.
==========
Yea I'd put money on that. He's dope though.

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (zED1l)

252 "Kerwin White," which was Chavo Guerrero Jr pretending to be a white-bread suburban male straight out of Leave It To Beaver.

***

Which thankfully was 86'd after Eddie died.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (GEpFD)

253 Indulgences are offered for the low low prove of voting Menendez out of the Senate.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (tYXVe)

254 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we
broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female staffers and volunteers -
we did.

Posted by: William J. Clinton at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (QLvwG)

255 "Yep. If Roy Moore's last name was Kennedy, and he lived in Masshole, he'd be golden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh"

I read Senatorial Privilege when I was younger which was a very detailed account of Chappaquiddick. The depths of Teddy's depravity are beyond imagination.

For example, after the accident he went back to the party her was at. Instead of telling Mary Jo's friends what happened he quietly pulled two of his friends and took them back to the scene to confirm she was dead. Since his two friends were lawyers, Teddy invoked attorney-client privilege which prevented them from cooperating with investigators.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (OD2ni)

256 It truly is impossible to have honest political discussions with leftists, by which I also include McTurtle and McVain style Uniparty stooges.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 15, 2017 12:48 PM (2kD+f)

It's religious on the left. Folks on the right have some strong political opinions but the religious aspect of politics seems to be lacking in most cases.

I had more than a few arguments online during W's terms with folks on the right over his policies, actions and actual conservatism. Some got quite heated. But folks on the right tended to work at their arguments and find support and admit when someting doesn't add up. Most, over the years and through personal observations, came around to W not really being all that conservative after all.

Arguments with those on the left are pure emotion. They are 1-2 talking points shallow. They are dictated by various progressive communications professionals. Whey you lay out a solid point they cannot refute they stop the discussion and don't acknowledge your point.

Hell they often continue the discussion like Ace pointed out in the lawnmower description not stating a counter point but the same counter opinion.

Posted by: Keith at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (USf3s)

257 I am NEVER loaning anything to Ace.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (+lVUW)

258 This topic kinda reminds me of the Dem reversal on GOP people as they leave power. Bush is president: literally Hitler. Today: Respectable centrist preferable to Trump. Romney during 2012 election: animal abusing, homophobic, minority hating plutocratic monster. Today: intelligent, sophisticated statesman the electoral college should have elected as a compromise instead of Trump.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (UsgfL)

259 It was gone in ten minutes. My conscience was clear though.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (ul9CR)

-------

¿¿¿Ese eras tú??? Me debes un televisor nuevo Y un nuevo amigo de la casa.

Posted by: WHATWHATWHAT NICE HISPANIC NEIGHBOR at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

260 Maturbatin Pete summed it up well ... though I have more doubts about the 14 year old than he does. I didn't read which young girls he was banging ... only that he said he asked their mothers, and the one I read said they kissed, no sex. He married his wife when she was much younger ... seems he wanted a young wife, found one ... raised a family, decent career.

So assuming he doesn't step down, elect Moore. Then either the Senate finds a way to convict him, refuse to seat him ... or he is replaced in 2020. That is about 1000 times better than giving it to the Democrat thanks to the last minute assault. (except for the GOPe who just want to get back to grifting as usual, which means blockades on all things Trump)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (/aIFg)

261 What would it take for a strait talking truth-teller to rise up and set the dims straight to make their commie bullshit and the victim showmanship and all the male/female racist divisions stop? -- I have a dream-- that there can be a new democrat party. (we shall see if the gope can remake itself) maybe SMOD is the answer.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (0OmEj)

262 Ace, I love you. You're a wonderful writer.

No Homo.

Posted by: BomberCommand at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (dpOO+)

263 Oh any good Prog will tell you that Hillary is so conservative she's actually a Republican. A corporatist warmonger. And there have never been any Democrat corporatist warmongers, except you know, practically all of them.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (maQ1L)

264 231 Reminds me of my football/PE coach. One day in PE we were pole-vaulting, and a number of guys running down the path missed the slot with the pole and crashed and burned.

The coach somberly intoned, "Some of you guys are gonna have a hell of a time when you get married."

Hahahahahahahahaha hahahaha
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (g/2WM)

Yeah, we thought that that was pretty funny too. Except for the guys he was talking about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (FIdOt)

265 Drudge: "BANNON TURNS ON JUDGE WHORE?"

LOL

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (jjaLl)

266 Looks like the military overthrew Mugabe.

About time. They must have ran out of white people to kill.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 01:10 P

Yet just a month or so ago the UN was appointing him to a post. There's a lot of stories about the UN that points to its corruption and ignorance, but this one took the cake for me. Really stands out b/c it was an unforced error.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 15, 2017 01:13 PM (g/2WM)

267 Phase 3.1 : The Wait
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 12:42 PM (eCLUN)

Phase 4.0: Give away a Meet and Spend Some Personal Time With Ace! gift certificate.

Small print reads: must be proficient in shelf installation

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:13 PM (fceHP)

268 262 Ace, I love you. You're a wonderful writer.

No Homo.
Posted by: BomberCommand at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (dpOO+)

Your matching "messenger bags" say otherwise.

Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 01:13 PM (NWiLs)

269
So where does Ken Starr go to get his honor back. Didn't Keef compare him to Himmler?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2017 01:13 PM (BWL+E)

270 Who was Teddy Kennedy's nephew who raped (*cough* allegedly *cough*) a girl on their Palm Beach compound and got off scott free?
***
IIRC the prosecutor in FL came out and said Uncle Ted demanded he let his nephew off, and then proceeded to make the same demand of everyone working with the prosecutor as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2017 01:13 PM (eSx+E)

271 I read Senatorial Privilege when I was younger which
was a very detailed account of Chappaquiddick. The depths of Teddy's
depravity are beyond imagination.

For example, after the accident he went back to the party her was
at. Instead of telling Mary Jo's friends what happened he quietly
pulled two of his friends and took them back to the scene to confirm she
was dead. Since his two friends were lawyers, Teddy invoked
attorney-client privilege which prevented them from cooperating with
investigators.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 01:12 PM (OD2ni)

That's Lion of the Senate qualifications right there. That, and cheating repeatedly on his wife and making waitress sammichs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:13 PM (PY9jH)

272 7 Keeping to the gardening theme.

Bill Clinton deflowered Monica.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Clinton ficused her ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 01:08 PM (4Hf9E)

It was time to fertilize.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

He plowed the back 40.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 01:14 PM (4Hf9E)

273 Who was Teddy Kennedy's nephew who raped (*cough* allegedly *cough*) a girl on their Palm Beach compound and got off scott free?

***

Didn't they all do that at one time or another?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 15, 2017 01:14 PM (GEpFD)

274 "248 Who was Teddy Kennedy's nephew who raped (*cough* allegedly *cough*) a girl on their Palm Beach compound and got off scott free?

Isn't he a Chi-town doctor now?
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

William Kennedy Smith. Teddy was partying with his young nephews that night. Lion of the Senate indeed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 01:14 PM (OD2ni)

275 their Palm Beach compound and got off scott free?

Isn't he a Chi-town doctor now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (PY9jH)

William Kennedy Smith. I believe he died playing football on skis.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 01:15 PM (hLRSq)

276 Who was Teddy Kennedy's nephew who raped (*cough* allegedly *cough*) a girl on their Palm Beach compound and got off scott free?
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William Kennedy Smith was his name, I do believe.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 01:15 PM (vg8iE)

277 so we get nothing but commercials and teevee shows that display men and boys as horny imbeciles...

I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Ray Romano at November 15, 2017 01:15 PM (87y4e)

278
ummmm I cant post??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

279
wtf pixie??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

280 14 Good analogy.
Hilary IS a broken down piece of worthless/dangerous crap.

Only I would not want to ride her, not now, not ever.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 12:36 PM (xJa6I)

I'm 69 and still alive. Wonder if Hill-dawg's up for one more night, *wink, wink*.

Posted by: Web Hubbell at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (nGsFZ)

281
Their new truth teller Kamala completely undermined the rule of law in Commiefornia in order to enforce left wing goals.
***
Speaking of which, has CA AG, wasn't it her job to stop all the Hollywierdoes from the crap that it is now coming out they were doing?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (eSx+E)

282 alexthechick, a lot of interesting points. I think the Clinton Foundation also plays a role in the disaster that our country has become.

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (q177U)

283 "Kerwin White," which was Chavo Guerrero Jr pretending to be a white-bread suburban male straight out of Leave It To Beaver.

The campaign slogan for Kameltoe/Mooch 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (FIdOt)

284
William Kennedy Smith. I believe he died playing football on skis.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30%
off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 01:15 PM (hLRSq)

What a loss.

I guess he and Uncle Teddy are keeping company for eternity now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (PY9jH)

285 Who was Teddy Kennedy's nephew who raped (*cough* allegedly *cough*) a girl on their Palm Beach compound and got off scott free?

Isn't he a Chi-town doctor now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:11 PM (PY9jH)
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William Kennedy Smith. He was working at the Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago. Which is a place that does tremendous good for people with horrible injuries. Mark Kirk went there to recover from his stroke(s). Shooting victims who need to relearn how to walk.

In other news, Chris Kennedy, son of Robt Kennedy, is now running for governor of Illinois in the Dem primary next year. Up against a Pritzker of Hyatt Hotel fame who has nothing but money (Pritzker sister was in the Barky admin).

Posted by: Boots at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (EBwPV)

286 What would it take for a strait talking truth-teller to rise up and set the dims straight to make their commie bullshit and the victim showmanship and all the male/female racist divisions stop?
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Honestly it will take President Don Jr in 2024 and maybe even 2028.

Posted by: Mega at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (maQ1L)

287 278
ummmm I cant post??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

Seems fine man. Pixy giving you errors?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (xJa6I)

288 Who was Teddy Kennedy's nephew who raped (*cough* allegedly *cough*) a girl on their Palm Beach compound and got off scott free?
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Willie?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (4Hf9E)

289 Horde, I just got a text from BC and I must share:

"Ok. That was awful. Soup for lunch. We bit hot. A burning hot chuck of carrot (SYWM!) got lodged in the back of my throat."

Poor, poor BC.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

290 As soon as anyone in the senate asks Menendez to drop out, we can talk about Alabama.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (7ZVPa)

291 There should be a law that every Kennedy is sterilized at birth.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (GEpFD)

292 Dang. Having a (cough...job...cough) makes it hard to keep up here.
I read this and it really makes me wonder what cabal is pulling the strings of the Uniparty in this country.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (0tfLf)

293 217 Gardening thread!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2017 01:00 PM (VezBU)
...........

The Russians are controlling my gophers.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 01:07 PM (HgMAr)

Nyet, is NSA. Bob tell us himself.

Posted by: SVR, Remote Gopher Division at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

294 "That's Lion of the Senate qualifications right there. That, and cheating repeatedly on his wife and making waitress sammichs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh"

Teddy's then wife Joan was pregnant during the Chappaquiddick and the stress caused her to have a miscarriage. She then turned into a bad drunk. Hell of a guy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (OD2ni)

295 Republicans fault, we didn't sell it right, "What he did to Monica was wrong." Excuse me, I was there the whole time and that argument was not missed.
That case was made on the regular - and dismissed by our smarter and worldlier betters on every side of the aisle.

Everyone knew it was wrong by the way.
Some just pretended it wasn't.

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (Sp1NT)

296 Well, one of them died doing a typical dumb Kennedy stunt.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (hLRSq)

297 Teddy's then wife Joan was pregnant during the Chappaquiddick and the stress caused her to have a miscarriage.

***

Yeah, but on the bright side, one less Kennedy.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (GEpFD)

298 Seems fine man. Pixy giving you errors?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (xJa6I)

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nope.

Id hit post.... roll to the top of the blog. My posts were missing.

Seems fine now.

>

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

299 286. You're assuming that TGE won't merge with the Scalp Weasel, aren't you? Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (fA1SL)

300 Democrats have proposed a trade of Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and a future Democratic president who fucks up later for Abraham Lincoln and cash considerations.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (O5Q3r)

301 289 Horde, I just got a text from BC and I must share:

"Ok. That was awful. Soup for lunch. We bit hot. A burning hot chuck of carrot (SYWM!) got lodged in the back of my throat."

Poor, poor BC.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

Looks like the Carrot Vengeance Commando finally got back at him for the chili.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (RD7QR)

302 289 Horde, I just got a text from BC and I must share:

"Ok. That was awful. Soup for lunch. We bit hot. A burning hot chuck of carrot (SYWM!) got lodged in the back of my throat."

Poor, poor BC.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

This is bullshit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (9CkBG)

303 >>William Kennedy Smith. I believe he died playing football on skis.

No, the ski-death one was Michael Kennedy, younger brother to Congressman Joe Kennedy Jr.. Michael is the one who started sleeping the babysitter - who was the daughter of dear friends - when she was 14. She broke it off when she went to college and he then stalked her.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (W+vEI)

304 For example, after the accident he went back to the party her was at. Instead of telling Mary Jo's friends what happened he quietly pulled two of his friends and took them back to the scene to confirm she was dead. Since his two friends were lawyers, Teddy invoked attorney-client privilege which prevented them from cooperating with investigators.

Ol' Teddy never did report the accident to the authorities. A fisherman found the car in the water 9 hours later. At least one first responder had said that there was a chance her life could have been saved if it had been reported right away.

That drunken fat ass, oops, I mean "The Lion of the Senate", belonged in prison not the senate.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (+lVUW)

305 some dude once asked to borrow my truck to move.
i laughed in his face.

same thing with my riding lawnmower.
get your own.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2017 12:58 PM (MF4DY)

I'm the same way.
I've lost too much music that way.
Before it was digital.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (fceHP)

306 116 This is the final, exquisite act in the Hillary tragedy. She endured cuckoldry for a higher goal that she ultimately lost (twice), she sought entry into high society by laundering money and delivering vapid speeches (and she's tittered at in DC for dressing like an arriviste real estate agent), and now the sophisticated company that was content to tolerate her in Society has decided that she must be sent to the knacker. Buh-bye.

Political, but unelected. Rich, but ignored. Ignominy of all? Guilty, but not even considered worthy of prosecution.

Back to the Illinois hustings, cylon.
Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2017 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

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Well, it's not getting perp walked in an orange pantsuit, but it'll do.

Posted by: Jackal at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (UMFSF)

307 You can't convince me that BC has a Gag Reflex.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (eCLUN)

308 With their usual lack of introspection, blissful self absorbed ignorance, and nonfunctional sense of irony.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 12:37 PM

Well, that and the fact that they don't believe a single word that comes out fo their lying pieholes anyway.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (p+Wdc)

309 That does it. We need common-sense carrot control and we need it now!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (ul9CR)

310 Remember how tasteless they thought it was for Trump to bring it up during the primaries?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (JKNZq)

311 Congress shelled out $15M to sexually harassed employees but we have no idea who did the harassing. Good Times.

I think Conan Turtle may have started something.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (YV+SU)

312 I don't get how they can make the leap from "Oooh, Bill 'n Hils' LOVE story [as Bill recounted at the 2016 DNC] still makes me tingle like a lil' schoolgirl!" *squee!* to..."Oh, yeah, he's always been a sexual predator, whatareyagonnado?".
Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 12:59 PM (W+vEI)

What happens to the Library?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (fceHP)

313 289 Horde, I just got a text from BC and I must share:

"Ok. That was awful. Soup for lunch. We bit hot. A burning hot chuck of carrot (SYWM!) got lodged in the back of my throat."

Poor, poor BC.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

The reach of the blog is enormous.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM (4ErVI)

314 Ok. That was awful. Soup for lunch. We bit hot. A burning hot chuck of carrot (SYWM!) got lodged in the back of my throat."

Poor, poor BC.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

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LOL.

Lemme guess. Soup was chili.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

315 Horde, I just got a text from BC and I must share:

"Ok. That was awful. Soup for lunch. We bit hot. A burning hot chuck of carrot (SYWM!) got lodged in the back of my throat."

Poor, poor BC.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

I'm amazed he had the fortitude to text. I saw Hot Chuck of Carrot open for Carrot Top at the Luxor. Hell of a show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)

316 I'm so touched by all HQ's NeverTrumpers finding their proxy for their "Trump is going to fuck up and I'll be back to remind you all bwahahaha" wet-dreams since Trump hasn't fucked up.

*Bad touching

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (mJ8mX)

317 alexthechick, a lot of interesting points. I think the Clinton Foundation also plays a role in the disaster that our country has become.
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 01:16 PM (q177U)

Thank you.

It is important to remember that I loathe Bill Clinton on the cellular level and have since he was Governor of Arkansas. This is lizard brain SCUM SCUM SCUM that I can dress up as intellectual but it's really not.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (mf5HN)

318 289 Horde, I just got a text from BC and I must share:

"Ok. That was awful. Soup for lunch. We bit hot. A burning hot chuck of carrot (SYWM!) got lodged in the back of my throat."

Poor, poor BC.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (mf5HN)

He should be careful when he eats his chili like that.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (z/Ubi)

319 William Kennedy Smith. I believe he died playing football on skis.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30%
off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 01:15 PM (hLRSq)
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No, William Kennedy Smith is still alive - there have been more suits brought against him for sexual assault however, and he has paid off accusers.

The Kennedy who died on skis was another one of the cousins, that Kennedy was busy raping the family's underage babysitter before his untimely demise.

Posted by: Boots at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (EBwPV)

320 Hey, it worked, didn't it!?

Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast NV at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (6dFYM)

321 You can't convince me BC has a gag reflex

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In a just world, you'd just have to believe his cellmate

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (SKaHS)

322 This is bullshit.

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*and* funny

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

323 William Kennedy Smith. I believe he died playing football on skis.

He's still alive. The skier was the Kennedy who was banging his teenage babysitter. Michael Kennedy, one of Bobby's kids.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (O5Q3r)

324 I read this shit and cant believe my ears. Libs are like fucking Gumby. They contort themselves into any position to change the dialogue. This time its head up ass.

Ace is so right about selective memory. Of course they have the media that erases shit from memory so theres that. And Rush is right about Moore he was a Democrat when his alleged crimes against women occurred. It never came out then, cause Dems get a pass. Hell, Bill getting away with what he did opened the doors to all those PoliPervs to do what they want and have it just go away. Hey Billy did it! In the White House! Doors wide open. Like the mile high club.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (VezBU)

325 Didn't one of RFK's kids die of an overdose?

Or, as I like to say, he was killed by Syringe Syringe.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (GEpFD)

326 The Yglesias quote is bizarre. He seems to be saying that perjury is not perjury if you claim to have a noble motive, and to claim otherwise is incorrect.

I like the quote though:

"It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying of private lives and get on with our national life".

Sounds like a plan, Matt.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (/qEW2)

327 These Kennedys sound like some sick, soulless bastards.

Posted by: Cersei Lannister at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (7HtZB)

328 What happens to the [Clinton] Library?

In a just world, it would be turned into a brothel.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (VJ4aP)

329 So the lawn mower is a blow job?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (Nwg0u)

330 321

oh shit i skimmed and thought BC = Bill Clinton

I Am So Sorry

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (SKaHS)

331 "Ol' Teddy never did report the accident to the authorities. A fisherman found the car in the water 9 hours later. At least one first responder had said that there was a chance her life could have been saved if it had been reported right away.

That drunken fat ass, oops, I mean "The Lion of the Senate", belonged in prison not the senate.
Posted by: nerdygirl"

Nope, he went back to his hotel room to sleep it off. Scumbag had the gall to call the front desk and complain about another room being too noisy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (OD2ni)

332 BTW "what did you expect to happen" was really the go-to excuse for Kennedy's and Clinton's alike.

What do you mean, you went to the Kennedy compound and drank and wort sporty panties? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

What do you mean, you went up to man's hotel room in the 70s
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

What do you mean, you are young and invited the attentions of a man married to Hillary Clinton? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
What did you expect HER to say?

That's all I heard all the time.

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (Sp1NT)

333 ALEX I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. JUST WAIT. EVENTUALLY THERE WILL BE A PODCAST. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I DO TO YOUR VOICE.

Or, better yet, I'll just sub in Bill Clinton quotes and make it look bad for you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (9CkBG)

334
What they're doing is conceding the squalor of the Lewinsky affair to cover for the real crime BJ committed, lying under oath. Because if you can't lie shamelessly, continuously and without consequence you're not a Democrat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (BWL+E)

335 and then Saint Ewok asked his moron disciples, what will the owner of the lawnmower do? and the morons said, he will come back and take his lawnmower, and seat the thief upon the barbed tumescent lap of Satan.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (4/6ME)

336 sorry for stray apostrophes

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (Sp1NT)

337 What happens to the [Clinton] Library?

In a just world, it would be turned into a brothel.

***

Nah.

Landfill.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (GEpFD)

338 >>It is important to remember that I loathe Bill Clinton on the cellular level and have since he was Governor of Arkansas. This is lizard brain SCUM SCUM SCUM that I can dress up as intellectual but it's really not. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (mf5HN)

I'm told he charms even his opponents in person. Perhaps you should meet him. Perhaps you could intercourse.

Strange times.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

339 Roy Moores lawyer is a massive dumpster fire. I cant eat this much popcorn before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (QBsU+)

340

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (W+vEI)

That's right - thanks.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

341 I'm certain Matt Yglesias has no gag reflex.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 01:23 PM (vg8iE)

342 Ted always said it isn't rape rape when you pay them.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Kennedy at November 15, 2017 01:23 PM (6dFYM)

343 oh shit i skimmed and thought BC = Bill Clinton

I Am So Sorry
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (SKaHS)

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Dont be.

Hilarious.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

344 This is bullshit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (9CkBG)

That is an exact transcription, including the grammatical error.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:23 PM (mf5HN)

345 conservatives ensorcelled them to lie, somehow.

-
Legalize ensorcelling between consenting adults!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 15, 2017 01:23 PM (Nwg0u)

346 303 >>William Kennedy Smith. I believe he died playing football on skis.

No, the ski-death one was Michael Kennedy, younger brother to Congressman Joe Kennedy Jr.. Michael is the one who started sleeping the babysitter - who was the daughter of dear friends - when she was 14. She broke it off when she went to college and he then stalked her.

There is so much filthy behavior in that family it is hard to keep track of which perv did what.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (+lVUW)

347 Libs have twice as many standards as anybody else.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

348 You can't convince me that BC has a Gag Reflex.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM

It's the years of training on carrot chili.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

349 What happens to the [Clinton] Library?

In a just world, it would be turned into a brothel.

Trailer house in Arkansas?
Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (4Hf9E)

350
Not very often we get to SEE a Ravage.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

351 Congress shelled out $15M to sexually harassed employees but we have no idea who did the harassing. Good Times.

And you just KNOW that most, if not all, of the miscreants will turn out to be Dems.

Why? Because they would think Democratium would protect them. A Republican, OTOH, knows if he so much as says hello to a woman in an elevator that the MSM will go batshit crazy on him, and demand his impalement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (FIdOt)

352 316 I'm so touched by all HQ's NeverTrumpers finding their proxy for their "Trump is going to fuck up and I'll be back to remind you all bwahahaha" wet-dreams since Trump hasn't fucked up.

*Bad touching

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (mJ8mX)

One of the things that is rarely talked about, although it's been brought up here before from time to time, is what do these Nevertrumpers think is going to happen? Whether Trump succeeds or fails, he's shifted the window so far away from GOPe that I can't see many people going back.

I really do think that we're all going to go running back. I just don't see that happening.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

353 Ah, Camelot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (+lVUW)

354 conservatives ensorcelled them to lie, somehow.

***

DAMN that Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! Is there nothing they can't do?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (GEpFD)

355 No thanks. Too late. Keep it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (ymnmz)

356 >>327 These Kennedys sound like some sick, soulless bastards. Posted by: Cersei Lannister at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (7HtZB)

Every time I see a female of the species, I look at her horse-teeth and think of those bright, big, roundish chicklet-looking teeth on blue crabs. I know, weird.

Posted by: Zod at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (Bdeb0)

357 "339 Roy Moores lawyer is a massive dumpster fire. I cant eat this much popcorn before Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamu"

No arguments there. That dude makes Lionel Hutz look like Perry Mason.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (OD2ni)

358 333 ALEX I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. JUST WAIT. EVENTUALLY THERE WILL BE A PODCAST. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I DO TO YOUR VOICE.

Or, better yet, I'll just sub in Bill Clinton quotes and make it look bad for you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 01:22 PM (9CkBG)

What are you going to do? Make it sound like she's not 3 apples high and is actually a normal sized human?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (z/Ubi)

359 And it's ON! BC vs. AtC

BC with a Dutch oven full of scalding carrot chili vs. AtC's raptors.

*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (PY9jH)

360 You can't convince me that BC has a Gag Reflex.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 01:19 PM

It's the years of training on carrot chili.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Most people cut the carrots up....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (4Hf9E)

361
They're being thrown under the bus to preserve William Jennings Bryan's record.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (BWL+E)

362 Nood coup-funding

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (fA1SL)

363 That is an exact transcription, including the grammatical error.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 15, 2017 01:23 PM (mf5HN)

Shouldn't you be off intercoursing Bill Clinton?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (9CkBG)

364 lol
the great duo returns!!!

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (MF4DY)

365 By the way, Bill Clinton was a huge admirer of the Kennedys, Big surprise.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (+lVUW)

366 I placed a Cohiba in her tail pipe.

Posted by: BC at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (r9UYA)

367 What happens to the [Clinton] Library?

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The Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor, as Rush says

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)

368 It was gone in ten minutes. My conscience was clear though.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (ul9CR)

parts is parts, I guess
/shrug

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (fceHP)

369 Great men are sexxxxxy. Great men are weak (to their masculine impulses)...her lips look like pillows. One free grope. Trailer parks and hundred dollar bills.

Don't tell me "that poor girl" was the thing that would have mattered. Cheezit crackers.

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (Sp1NT)

370 teddy kennedy was a great american. i saw it on tv, it must be true. i once got in a fight with an irish american about the kennedy crew. i gave hime a new pair of sunglasses. i'm charitable that way. inbred suckers of cock. i fought dirty back then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 01:26 PM (KP5rU)

371 Does the reprobate ex NY Governor still get to be on TV?

The house cleaning on the Dem side would have to be immense and heartfelt before I felt like playing by "normal rules of decency" again.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 15, 2017 01:26 PM (ymnmz)

372 >>>This is lizard brain SCUM SCUM SCUM that I can dress up as intellectual but it's really not.

Plus he was molesting children on pedo island, WTF??

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2017 01:26 PM (q177U)

373 366 I placed a Cohiba in her tail pipe.
Posted by: BC at November 15, 2017 01:25 PM (r9UY

I thought it was the intake.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 01:27 PM (z/Ubi)

374 willowed again, dammit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 01:27 PM (KP5rU)

375 "A bit like the 'I'll ask Hillary to resign if you ask Trump to resign' offer mentioned in an earlier thread."

So you are offering a cold bucket of p*ss for my sprawling estate and its associated bank accounts. Hmm. That sounds awfully tempting. Give me 'til the weekend to think this through.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 15, 2017 01:27 PM (H8S+R)

376 >>It is important to remember that I loathe Bill Clinton on the cellular
level and have since he was Governor of Arkansas. This is lizard brain
SCUM SCUM SCUM that I can dress up as intellectual but it's really not.

One other thing Bill did was enable internet porn to blossom. PBS's Frontline did a multi-part series on this ~ 15 years ago, and flat-out said that Clinton's AG whatshername reigned in prosecutions related to porn, which, when paired with the internet taking off, led to amazing growth in that industry, a lot of it being bad news (they showed clips of a film where the star was really beaten while acting out a rape scene). My memory's not so good on the details, but the Frontline producers made a good case...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:27 PM (W+vEI)

377 There is so much filthy behavior in that family it is hard to keep track of which perv did what.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2017 01:24 PM (+lVUW)

It really is. The Kennedys have adopted the reproductive strategy of rats and rabbits, viz., have a shitload of young in the expectation that half of them will get whacked, but that will still leave enough to screw up the place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:27 PM (FIdOt)

378 326 The Yglesias quote is bizarre. He seems to be saying that perjury is not perjury if you claim to have a noble motive, and to claim otherwise is incorrect.

I like the quote though:

"It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying of private lives and get on with our national life".

Sounds like a plan, Matt.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (/qEW2)

My favorite Yglesias tweet, before I quit Twitter to keep myself from having a stroke, is when he theorized that the state predated the concept of property and thus the state should be deferred to.

(Incidentally, that's where I first encountered Sven, who mocked Yglesias relentlessly for that little nugget of brain dung.)

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 15, 2017 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

379 If Michelle's on the ticket, Kamala won't be. It'll be one of the Castro brothers or whatever Openly Gay Congresscritter they can dig up.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 01:01 PM (CMbMd)

Great, the Degenerates and Imbeciles ticket.

How very offensive.

/spit

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 15, 2017 01:28 PM (7UW64)

380 No, the ski-death one was Michael Kennedy, younger
brother to Congressman Joe Kennedy Jr.. Michael is the one who started
sleeping the babysitter - who was the daughter of dear friends - when
she was 14. She broke it off when she went to college and he then
stalked her.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
American Royalty...Camelot if you will.

Posted by: Timon at November 15, 2017 01:28 PM (NTM5E)

381 246 Super Crazy as half of the "Mexicools" is certainly an example - contemporaneous with the black tag team Cryme Tyme that would steal shit in vignettes, and "Kerwin White," which was Chavo Guerrero Jr pretending to be a white-bread suburban male straight out of Leave It To Beaver.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)

And now on WWE's developmental show NXT, you have "Street Profits" (yes, spelled like that), two black guys whose current act is trying to steal the car, tailored suits, etc... from former NFL player Sabatino Piscitelli.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 01:28 PM (CMbMd)

382 ensorcelled

Learned a new word, and I quite like it. Working it into conversation IRL may be rough.

Mr. Forgetty Head will be something I shall call my brother.

I wonder if Ace has been ensorcelled by the shelving elves into making mistakes, for their own amusement...or amuse bouche. Was that Seinfeld?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 15, 2017 01:29 PM (g/2WM)

383 Everyone knew it was wrong by the way.
Some just pretended it wasn't.
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (Sp1NT)
*************
I'm thinking it wasn't wrong. It was the exact right thing to do when you are married to HRC.

The cigar was wrong though.

Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2017 01:29 PM (6dFYM)

384 Lemme guess. Soup was chili.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 15, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

the carrots always get blamed

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:30 PM (fceHP)

385 Carrot Gate

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2017 01:30 PM (M+Lyo)

386 382 ensorcelled

Learned a new word, and I quite like it. Working it into conversation IRL may be rough.

Mr. Forgetty Head will be something I shall call my brother.

I wonder if Ace has been ensorcelled by the shelving elves into making mistakes, for their own amusement...or amuse bouche. Was that Seinfeld?
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 15, 2017 01:29 PM (g/2WM)

It took me years to learn how to use "inchoate".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 01:30 PM (CMbMd)

387 I read this shit and cant believe my ears. Libs are like fucking Gumby. They contort themselves into any position to change the dialogue. This time its head up ass.

Ace is so right about selective memory. Of course they have the media that erases shit from memory so theres that. And Rush is right about Moore he was a Democrat when his alleged crimes against women occurred. It never came out then, cause Dems get a pass. Hell, Bill getting away with what he did opened the doors to all those PoliPervs to do what they want and have it just go away. Hey Billy did it! In the White House! Doors wide open. Like the mile high club.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2017 01:21 PM (VezBU)

the problem is, the internet is forever (or mostly if you're fast before google or whoever delete delete delete history.

the Dems are having a tough time with the lies because we can prove the hypocrisy and lies now, and it can be proven online (not with a letter to the editor that won't be published, or ignored on TV news)

this is why Barky wanted to control the internet, one reason, to control what comes out

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 01:32 PM (fceHP)

388 383
Everyone knew it was wrong by the way.

Some just pretended it wasn't.

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 01:17 PM (Sp1NT)

*************

I'm thinking it wasn't wrong. It was the exact right thing to do when you are married to HRC.

The cigar was wrong though.

Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2017 01:29 PM (6dFYM)

Wasn't it enough that the cigar itself was rolled on the thighs of fat ladies?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2017 01:33 PM (jxbfJ)

389 >>There is so much filthy behavior in that family it is hard to keep track of which perv did what.

No kidding! There's also RFK jr. who had an ugly divorce (spoiler alert: it was because he cheated - a lot). The ex wife committed suicide fairly soon after and RFK jr. would not let her family bury her in their family plot or somesuch.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 01:34 PM (W+vEI)

390 And Rush is right about Moore he was a Democrat when his alleged crimes against women occurred.

"Ah was a Democrat, but then Ah repented!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 01:35 PM (FIdOt)

391 333 EVENTUALLY THERE WILL BE A PODCAST.

promises, promises

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2017 01:37 PM (sGtp+)

392 And now on WWE's developmental show NXT, you have "Street Profits" (yes, spelled like that), two black guys whose current act is trying to steal the car, tailored suits, etc... from former NFL player Sabatino Piscitelli.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 01:28 PM (CMbMd)

Nah, they're not trying to steal the stuff. They're also hilarious.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 01:37 PM (z/Ubi)

393 The difference between Bill Clinton and the rest of the Lefty perverts and Roy Moore is wider than the Grand Canyon but they will attempt to convince people otherwise. Let it all burn.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 15, 2017 01:37 PM (zO1cf)

394 The skier was the Kennedy who was banging his teenage babysitter. Michael Kennedy, one of Bobby's kids.
Posted by: tu3031

He made an ash of himself.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 01:38 PM (326rv)

395 Yglesias is such a fucking invertebrate. He and all his like should wither.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 15, 2017 01:38 PM (CPk08)

396 "ensorcelled"
That's our Ace.

Posted by: m at November 15, 2017 01:39 PM (V+b9T)

397 76 46 If Yugo made a riding mower, it would be called a Hillary?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:39 PM (CzvOE)

Yeah, although you'd have to push it because it didn't run well.

Characteristics of the 'Hillary' lawn mower:

- Runs on/Guzzles alcohol, not gas
- Turns left easily, right.... no so much
- Trouble climbing hills
- Emits high pitch screeches and cackles
- EXTREMELY temperamental
- Do you REALLY want to turn it on?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 15, 2017 01:39 PM (8u5U9)

398 "What [Republicans] should have argued was something simpler: A president who uses
the power of the Oval Office to seduce a 20-something subordinate is
morally bankrupt..."

Damn. Not a single, solitary Republican thought to make that argument. You know, the since-defunct CNN message board had more than 100,000 posts from commenters about Clinton's impeachment. (And this was 1998 when the Internet was not as ubiquitous as it is now.) But no conservative ever made any statement like this.

And of course the Democrats couldn't come to that conclusion all on their own. Because.

Well, just because.

Seriously, Iglesias proves again he's an idiot manufacturing a fictitious reality. Republicans argued perjury because Democrats took the tack, "So what if he's a morally degenerate scumbag? He's our rainmaker."

You can't impeach someone for being a moral degenerate. But certainly you can demand he resign--even if he's in your own party.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 15, 2017 01:40 PM (NgMqF)

399 Characteristics of the 'Hillary' lawn mower:

- Runs on/Guzzles alcohol, not gas
- Turns left easily, right.... no so much
- Trouble climbing hills
- Emits high pitch screeches and cackles
- EXTREMELY temperamental
- Do you REALLY want to turn it on?

Forgot to add:
- Would you REALLY want to ride it?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 15, 2017 01:43 PM (8u5U9)

400 So no more money to the Clintons because they have no political power left to sell. No more donations to the Clinton Foundation, no speaking fees, no insider trading tips or however else they get compensated. It's over.

But they still have residual value to the Left. Jst as an old lame draft horse or dried-up cow can be made into glue and dog food, a used-up political operator can be publicly destroyed to signal virtue.

Down the chute they go, towards the whirling blades of the protein concentrate machine.

Well - bye.

*grinding noises*

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 15, 2017 01:43 PM (AwHbA)

401 {I]Seriously, Iglesias proves again he's an idiot manufacturing a fictitious reality.

That's Yglesias. The Y is for Yutz, Yoni and Yersinia pestis.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 15, 2017 01:45 PM (CPk08)

402 Nah, they're not trying to steal the stuff. They're also hilarious.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 01:37 PM (z/Ubi)

You remember Cryme Tyme from a few years back? Fucking hilarious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 01:48 PM (9CkBG)

403 Time to take scalps. In fact, any media hack who supported the Clintons in this should have their heads shaved collaborator style.

Fuck these fucking fucksticks.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 15, 2017 01:50 PM (hUqh+)

404 144 Only if Dr. Jill Biden finally gets tired of Joey 'Gropey Grope' Bidet's antics.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 15, 2017 12:53 PM (CzvOE)

We need to refute the Dr. Jill thing at every opportunity. She is not a doctor. She has a degree in education, which even on the left doesn't carry much heft. Funny, Dr. Lynn Cheney, an actual PhD academic, never (or hardly ever) got called "Dr."

Posted by: Miss Sippi at November 15, 2017 02:00 PM (cdJpk)

405 402 Nah, they're not trying to steal the stuff. They're also hilarious.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 01:37 PM (z/Ubi)

You remember Cryme Tyme from a few years back? Fucking hilarious.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 01:48 PM (9CkBG)

That was mentioned. And actually no. I stopped watching not too long after the Invasion fizzled out and really gave up around the brand split only seeing a few things here and there. So the whole "Ruthless Aggression" and "PG era" are vaccuum to me mostly. I still find Face Randy Orton bizarre (and boring).

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 02:03 PM (z/Ubi)

406 Just wait until the dullards figure out it was Kennedy riding the Russian collusion lawnmower.

Now they are trying to give it back to Trump when it is all rusted and covered with seaweed.

Posted by: thatch at November 15, 2017 02:03 PM (GxTZq)

407 That was mentioned. And actually no. I stopped watching not too long after the Invasion fizzled out and really gave up around the brand split only seeing a few things here and there. So the whole "Ruthless Aggression" and "PG era" are vaccuum to me mostly. I still find Face Randy Orton bizarre (and boring).
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 02:03 PM (z/Ubi)

Ruthless Aggression, to me, is bs. It was just the tail end of the Attitude Era. Transition into PG. And Cryme Tyme was Attitude. They interacted with HBK and HHH on several occasions when DX was briefly brought back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 02:06 PM (9CkBG)

408 403 Time to take scalps. In fact, any media hack who supported the Clintons in this should have their heads shaved collaborator style.

Fuck these fucking fucksticks.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 15, 2017 01:50 PM (hUqh+)

It's how I've felt for a few decades now.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 15, 2017 02:07 PM (CPk08)

409 Ruthless Aggression, to me, is bs. It was just the tail end of the Attitude Era. Transition into PG. And Cryme Tyme was Attitude. They interacted with HBK and HHH on several occasions when DX was briefly brought back.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 02:06 PM (9CkBG)

When DX was brought back that was Ruthless Aggression. That was 2006-2007 when they were first active. I was done by 2003-2004.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 02:09 PM (z/Ubi)

410 I still find Face Randy Orton bizarre (and boring).
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 02:03 PM (z/Ubi)

Orton is an interesting character. I mean he's technically been a "heel" much of his career, but an incredibly popular one. When was the last time you heard Orton booed? The Universe decides heels and faces based on their perception of the character/person, not what the WWE writers decide. Hence Roman getting his ass booed for like two straight years despite Vince trying his damnedest to ram him as a face. The only reason he's getting pops now is because they reconstituted The Shield.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 02:10 PM (9CkBG)

411 Kevin Owens is a heel and popular. And he still gets the heel reactions because he knows what he's doing. Rusev is a very entertaining heel. Randy Orton is a Face, and popular, and boring. I don't really even mean in ring, because he has his finisher which can add excitement. He's a boring personality and the show is better when he's not on.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 02:20 PM (z/Ubi)

412 Sometimes the MFM says stuff that's so gobsmacking in stupidity that it looks like somebody cut a cheque with the understanding there would be stupid stuff said.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2017 02:26 PM (aCNZ6)

413 411 Kevin Owens is a heel and popular. And he still gets the heel reactions because he knows what he's doing. Rusev is a very entertaining heel. Randy Orton is a Face, and popular, and boring. I don't really even mean in ring, because he has his finisher which can add excitement. He's a boring personality and the show is better when he's not on.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 02:20 PM (z/Ubi)

Agree on Owens. He's entertaining. Rusev is crap. Whether that's booking or him, he hasn't done anything remotely interesting in the last year. And I'd disagree on Orton. Based on crowd reaction, merch sales, etc, he's one of the most popular superstars in the WWE. There's a reason. He's been written into some garbage bits lately. The Wyatt family angle was great but ruined by a stupid match at Mania. Losing to Mahal and that whole thing was utterly absurd and done for the sole purpose of making shit piles of money in India.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 15, 2017 02:30 PM (9CkBG)

414 Ensorcell to persevere.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 15, 2017 02:33 PM (ITBtV)

415 OTOH, by cleaning out the garage, Hillary can now run.

One of the best tactics Trump used against the Hollywood Access tapes was reminding / bringing forward Bill's "indescreations." Particularly of seating several of his accusers at the debate.

Now that the Ds have finally owned up to Bill's choices, that option would not be left to Trump in 2020. "Hey, we had OUR reckoning, now what about you Rs?"

Plus, all these low-T guys need to get back into the good graces of the feminists that they say they all stand with. . . except for the last 20 years of those relating to Bill, Spacey, Wienstein, Halper, etc.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 15, 2017 02:37 PM (bB4HN)

416
It took me years to learn how to use "inchoate".
Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 01:30 PM
*
*
For a long time I thought it had to do with an elite prep school in New England. "I went to school inChoate."

(Whaddaya want from me, I was 9)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2017 02:42 PM (QYQV7)

417 Second look at Larry Sinclair?

Posted by: ALB at November 15, 2017 02:47 PM (jKBec)

418 Remember you read it here first, from me. They're shopping the topic and setting up Trump. PPP is polling it. (I got polled). All the sexual "way back" stuff is a set up and they're going to fake or bring up 30 year old shit on Trump.

Watch.

Posted by: dagny at November 15, 2017 02:47 PM (eO5CB)

419 Its my personal opinion on Orton that he is boring. I get that the crowd responds to him. And they will cheer for him committing arson. But I don't get it.

I get just about everything else but that. Well and letting Enzo continue to do long promos.

And Rusev is great and has gotten the shaft. He was out with injury and its likely he had a push derailed by the desire to use Mahal to gain ground in India. Having to do the stupid flag match with Cena.

Prediction for Survivor Series. 5th women's member for Smackdown is Paige. A.J. Styles hits Phenomenal Forearm on Lesnar, goes for the pin, Lesnar kicks out. Lesnar hits one F5 and 1, 2, 3. No one gets to kick out of the F5. Because its going to be that way til Wrestlemania where it'll be Reigns Lesnar again. And Lesnar hits the F5 and Reigns kicks out.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (z/Ubi)

420 418

I can't let you do that, Dave.

There were speculations about the long game opportunities for setting up Trump becoming available within hours of the Weinstein public accusations.

PS

Matt Yglesias sdomized me with a gherkin when I was eleven years old. He said "wanna eat a pickle backwards"? I said "sure, why not." I had no idea what I was getting into.

Posted by: ACME Political Smear Generator 4000 at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (ITBtV)

421 hillary clinton: all women must be believed unless they are attacking my husband! besides its my turn! this is why democrats voted for jill stein costing clinton michigan, wisconsin and pennsylvania. and nearly wisconsin and new hampshire.

Posted by: whamo at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (gG7/0)

422 DemocRats, regarding Pervy Bill Clinton: That was decades ago!

DemocRats/GOPe, regarding Roy Moore's troubles: What a Perv! He should step down! Burn him!

Posted by: Alabama, Please Show the GOPe You Have a Spine at November 15, 2017 05:49 PM (EATOD)

423 The cynic in me suspects that all this is just kabuki theater virtue signalling, and that the grand finale will be the Clintons making a show of pretend genuflection before their god before they're welcomed back into the proglodyte fold as prodigal sons/daughters.

Especially since millennial hipsters seem to have a nostalgia hard-on for the 90s when Clinton was president.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 15, 2017 07:01 PM (YZ7Go)

424 Forget Teddy the Swimmer...how about old Ensign Camelot himself, giving his wife the clap?

Eternal flame, you bet.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at November 15, 2017 09:33 PM (sXArT)

425 "...if the Cliton Criminal Crony Party "

Freudian slip?

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at November 16, 2017 11:42 PM (Mo5Uy)

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