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Joe Biden: Sooper Genius, Paste Eater, Gun Expert.
Please God, Let Him Run in 2020

He's a babbling fool. The beginning approaches Nancy Pelosi territory.


It's the same tired, boring trope about guns. He utters the same old platitudes and fact-free crap that we have been hearing...forever.

How about the fact the very system that the gun-grabbers are screaming for -- universal background checks on every gun transaction -- failed miserably, because the government sucks at absolutely everything it does, and no amount of hand-wringing will change that.

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1 First?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2017 04:38 PM (veoSD)

2 Ha!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2017 04:38 PM (veoSD)

3
And the girls Harvey raped should not have wore panties

Posted by: Jolting Joe at November 14, 2017 04:38 PM (/zwDg)

4 Turd?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2017 04:38 PM (veoSD)

5 Deuces

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2017 04:38 PM (nXduh)

6 Only shotguns are allowed

Posted by: GregV61 at November 14, 2017 04:38 PM (MoJlY)

7 Dammit Joe

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2017 04:38 PM (veoSD)

8 You know who else shouldn't've been armed? The shooter. Joe. You clown.

Posted by: jd at November 14, 2017 04:39 PM (JX1fv)

9 Its amazing. And all the talking heads speak of him and McCain with such reverence its enough to make you barf.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2017 04:39 PM (7korf)

10 You tell 'em, Joe!!! Tell these young whippersnappers to get off our lawns!!!

Posted by: Chuck, Nancy, and all the Old Gang at November 14, 2017 04:39 PM (O5Q3r)

11 I dunno. How many time did this window licker strip down and skinny dip in front of female secret service agents?

Let him run.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2017 04:40 PM (nXduh)

12 But Trump says dumb things!

We should have elected Biden!

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 04:40 PM (oVJmc)

13
And the pedestrians mowed down by terrorists in trucks should not have been on the sidewalks

Posted by: Jolting Joe at November 14, 2017 04:41 PM (/zwDg)

14 Paste.

It's not just for breakfast, anymore.

Posted by: Paste Marketing Council at November 14, 2017 04:42 PM (ctuyM)

15 I don't think Sessions sounded much better.

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 04:42 PM (5gaNQ)

16 I can't believe I ever stomached the Today show, let alone watched it for decades.

What a barren wasteland of meaningless drivel.

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2017 04:42 PM (o/lyw)

17 He's tanned, fit, and ready.

Okay.

Would you believe two out of three?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 14, 2017 04:42 PM (Gs5TH)

18 Cool yer jets wingers!! I'm just trying to sell a dopey book about my so...Oh wait can't say that.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Uncle Joey B. at November 14, 2017 04:43 PM (7korf)

19 I was reading a story today about some Secret Service account saying they had to really watch Joe around women/girls because his behavior was close to Weinstein territory.

Don't remember where I saw it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2017 04:43 PM (vg8iE)

20 Did Biden ask if any of the victims were Quickie Mart Indians?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2017 04:43 PM (nXduh)

21 Should've tried to understand him while loathing himself.

Posted by: jd at November 14, 2017 04:43 PM (JX1fv)

22 Authentic Beltway Gibberish!

Gabby Biden is right!

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

23 And Biden punctuated his statement with a...

YEEEEEAAARRGH!!!

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 04:44 PM (3myMJ)

24 Jeebus what a pinhead.

I just can't even ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 14, 2017 04:44 PM (Ktb8D)

25 If I were President, I'd have signed a piece of paper making murder illegal.

Then I'd kill an hour or two on the golf course

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 04:44 PM (eh0Va)

26 He swims naked in his backyard pool in front of his female secret service detail.

He should be horsewhipped.

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2017 04:44 PM (Om4ZN)

27 He can have his son and his dead's son's widow run his campaign. The wife and kids of the son might not be happy, but it's par for the course.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 14, 2017 04:44 PM (326rv)

28 what should he have had, a double barrel shotgun?

Posted by: FBI PAO at November 14, 2017 04:45 PM (5b0DA)

29 Joe and Hillary would be a real Democrat Dream Team.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 14, 2017 04:45 PM (Ktb8D)

30 "How about the fact the very system that the gun-grabbers are screaming for -- universal background checks on every gun transaction -- failed miserably, because the government sucks at absolutely everything it does, and no amount of hand-wringing will change that."

You do realize that this argument plays even further into their hands? If background checks don't work, they'll want to grab all the guns. It's easier to have a gun law where all guns are illegal such that the sight of one causes a stir as opposed to an environment where some are legal and you can't tell which are and which aren't.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at November 14, 2017 04:45 PM (WQfDg)

31 But that's just Joe. Good old Joe.

Posted by: DNC at November 14, 2017 04:45 PM (IqV8l)

32 Biden is not going to run but he will make a more amiable face than Obama or Hillary (or Gore). But he is a DC creature through and through and that is his soft spot.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 04:45 PM (4Q9yr)

33 According to the laws passed on the books, the shooter shouldn't have been armed.

But you know, more laws will fix everything rather than talking to your imaginary friend in the sky according to Wil Wheaton

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2017 04:45 PM (eh0Va)

34 Jo-Jo is such a dear!

I'll have his bowels for dinner if he tries to take it from my Mom.

Posted by: It's Chelsea! at November 14, 2017 04:46 PM (CPk08)

35 Why does AtC think we're scamps?

Posted by: @J.RandomMoron at November 14, 2017 04:46 PM (ctuyM)

36 Oh absolutely I want this guy to run. Hell yes. I always bust out laughing when someone claims he's some kind of unstoppable juggernaut of a politician. He's run for president several times and never got more than single digits. He'll be old, still a creepy old goofy molester that spouts daffy stuff, and not in an entertaining Trumpy way. He'll still have tons of footage of him groping and pawing every female within arms reach, no matter how old. He'll still be the paste eating retard who people universally mock with that "staring out the window" meme.

OH yeah, run him.

You know its going to be a hilarious show of the decrepit and the lunatic in 2020. Every Democrat who ever wanted power is going to line up for a shot, leaning on their walkers at the debates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 04:46 PM (39g3+)

37 Biden / Harris 2020!

Posted by: DNC at November 14, 2017 04:47 PM (ctuyM)

38 One of my nicknames for Biden is Xerox.

He copies peoples work.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 04:47 PM (Z4z/q)

39
Biden frightens me.

Posted by: Raul Pyan at November 14, 2017 04:47 PM (ajiE5)

40 Hey Rethuglicans!! Haha!! I haven't had this much fun since me and Teddy K sandwiched old Feinstein in the rotunda broom closet!!

Ahah just kidding it wasn't Feinstein....it was little Chucky Schumer!!

Bwahahahahaha!!!!


Posted by: Uncle Joey B. at November 14, 2017 04:47 PM (7korf)

41 Fact-free crap and platitudes is all one hears in the political arena, at least from Dems. GOPers sometimes have some facts, but definitely little more than (obviously insincerely expressed) platitudes after that.


Biden and Obama are perfect illustrations of the degradation of the electorate and the disappearance of anything resembling a real "press".

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2017 04:47 PM (QDnY+)

42 If I were President, I'd have signed a piece of paper making murder illegal.

Then I'd kill an hour or two on the golf course
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 04:44 PM (eh0Va)


That's the point I keep hammering away at, to no avail.

Murder is the illegalest thing of all the things that are illegal.

It's, like, super duper extra illegal. The most illegal of all illegal.

If you decide to, I don't know, snap and go around shooting people at random the way the waste of DNA in California did today, I don't think how you get the gun is really going to be something over which you are overly fussed.


Hell, it looks like there's a serial killer in Tampa who is going around and just BAM shooting people and then fleeing. I'm pretty sure what will never happen is, hey, you know what I want to do? Kill that random person but, oh no, I can't buy a gun, drat, I'll take up knitting instead.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

43 According to the laws passed on the books, the shooter shouldn't have been armed.

But you know, more laws will fix everything rather than talking to your imaginary friend in the sky according to Wil Wheaton
=============
Go ahead compare the efficacy of law to the efficacy of prayer. Which has a greater civilizing effect on a person? Plenty of data available. I'll wait right here while ya'll do the math. . .

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2017 04:48 PM (fUCvL)

44 And if we are on this sexual assault/harassment kick -- what of good old Friendly Joe and his fondness for tonguing other guys wives and getting"friendly" with them?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 04:48 PM (jxbfJ)

45 I mean for crying out loud, Biden is 74 right now. The whole DNC bench is white haired, I haven't see so many dentures since the 1988 May Day parade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 04:48 PM (39g3+)

46 Be fun to watch the Trump campaign put out a video of Biden's women touching problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 04:49 PM (/tuJf)

47 Why does AtC think we're scamps?
Posted by: @J.RandomMoron at November 14, 2017 04:46 PM (ctuyM)



Because I've met the Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

48 Biden isn't a moron; he has a reptile brain which can work for a politician.

He's now past his sell-by date.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (cAXIk)

49 So many windows to lick, so little time. . .

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (ATVNj)

50 Jeebus! Phrasing on the screen shot!

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (g4lFK)

51 The whole DNC bench is white haired
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 04:48 PM


Only our hairdressers know for sure.

Posted by: Feinstein & Pelosi at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (ctuyM)

52 I mean for crying out loud, Biden is 74 right now. The whole DNC bench is white haired, I haven't see so many dentures since the 1988 May Day parade.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And I'm the one getting the youth vote. Go figure.

Posted by: Bernie the Bolshevik at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (326rv)

53 Bet you can't say that three times real fast , Joey.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (JZJ9v)

54 They want to ban mag fed semi-auto in any hand-gun and all long-guns larger than .22.

After that ... all hand-guns (the revolvers they didnt get the first time), any mag fed bolt action, and any large tube mag shotgun.

They just dont know how to say it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (KBvP5)

55 Claiming laws don't work just plays into the hands of those who want to confiscate all guns.

Best to just point at the Constitution and appoint good judges.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 04:51 PM (3myMJ)

56 Breathing through my mouth.

It's a pretty big deal.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 04:51 PM (ATVNj)

57 Damn that is real nice...

Come on over.
I got a nice pool.

Posted by: Uncle joe at November 14, 2017 04:51 PM (r3Yfj)

58 The short bus was waiting for him outside the studio....

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 04:52 PM (Enq6K)

59 Well, Kamala is going to look mighty young and attractive next to Joe, Hillary and Bernie during the debates.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

60 I said it before and I'll say it again...


Biden - Kamala 2020

In 2008 it was young hip black guy with respectable older white guy. In 2020 it will be the reverse. The kicker will be his pledge to only run once, giving Kamala the lay up 2024 win as sitting VP.

And yes voters in the midwest will gladly vote for Biden.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 04:52 PM (MuT58)

61 Delaware's Own Joe Biden:

Putting the gravy into gravitas!

Posted by: Bernie the Bolshevik at November 14, 2017 04:52 PM (326rv)

62 Biden vomits words in random order.
Now seeks presidency. It could happen.
We live in crazy times, who better to be in charge than Crazy?

(forget for a moment that the same charge is leveled at our current POTUS)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (z79tQ)

63 The fact is government failed in Texas.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

64 I can't believe I ever stomached the Today show, let alone watched it for decades.

Jeez, I wonder who was on Megyn! today? Cast reunion of "Hawaiian Eye" maybe?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (O5Q3r)

65 I would honestly take him over any of the Bernie Warner types. But wishing for any loon to win the Dem primary because it would assure a GOP win is nuts these days. Didn't the left do this with Trump?

If I'm going to hope for any Democrat to win their primary it's going to for someone like McCain or Kasich

Posted by: stingo at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (Sy6AY)

66 So it's gonna be hillary and Slow Joe in 2020?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (+Dllb)

67 "Be fun to watch the Trump campaign put out a video of Biden's women touching problem."

Saw one of facebutt the other day. It was real creepy. Especially when he put his hand on the future boob area of a 6-7 year-old and she jerked away quickly. She had been "taught" about such touching, given her reaction.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (3myMJ)

68 Best to just point at the Constitution and appoint good judges.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 04:51 PM (3myMJ)

___

Appoint them all you want. HA HA HA HA

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (MuT58)

69 Remember that photo op with Joe from some years back, getting handsy with some biker chick and the biker dude is looking at Joe probably thinking, wtf?

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (a0IVu)

70 Your Michael Medved update (based, as usual, on 30-45 seconds, in the car - the maximum sustainable listening period for anyone with an IQ above 80): some AEI foreign policy guy taking questions put me the knowledge that the president's social media activity may be dangerous WRT North Korea. A gigantic, state-level criminal enterprise, whose every move is ruthless and calculated, is going to commit suicide over a tweet. OK.


Yep, the Beltway is still stuffed full of brilliant foreign policy analysts, just as I left it.


(oh - and a bonus Hannity update, based on prob. 2-3 minutes, because like a car wreck I couldn't look away: maybe his most ridiculous, aimless ramble ever, which is saying something, wherein as usual he couldn't intelligently explain any particular point or argument, but just bumped around between them like a steelie in a pin-ball machine, to the point it was darkly comical)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (QDnY+)

71 He swims naked in his backyard pool in front of his female secret service detail.
.............

So?

Posted by: Louis C.K. at November 14, 2017 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

72 And yet, Biden kicked Paul Ryan's ass in a televised debate on national tv.

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 04:54 PM (w7KSn)

73 The way you bribed Biden was to hire his family. e.g. One son got an enormous deal to go work at MNBA right out of law school. MNBA -- at the time, the biggest US issuer of credit cards -- got several pieces of favorable, anti-consumer legislation passed.

There's a lot of this that goes on in DC.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2017 04:54 PM (cAXIk)

74 Biden - Kamala 2020

In 2008 it was young hip black guy with respectable older white guy. In 2020 it will be the reverse. The kicker will be his pledge to only run once, giving Kamala the lay up 2024 win as sitting VP.

And yes voters in the midwest will gladly vote for Biden.
Posted by: #neverskankles

And then Trump will run pictures of Harris being a brain dead idiot, and pictures of her with Willie Brown...the last old man that she got a 'position' from.

Played properly, it can be reduced to a clownshow. The media would have to run interference for both of them.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 14, 2017 04:54 PM (326rv)

75 51
The whole DNC bench is white haired
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 04:48 PM

Only our hairdressers know for sure.


Posted by: Feinstein Pelosi at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (ctuyM)

And gynecologists.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 04:55 PM (jxbfJ)

76 65 I would honestly take him over any of the Bernie Warner types. But wishing for any loon to win the Dem primary because it would assure a GOP win is nuts these days. Didn't the left do this with Trump?

__

Didn't the right do this with Obama? I don't know how many times I heard, in 2008, that Obama was too extreme and too liberal to win, and he'd be a much better choice for "us" than Clinton. I mean come on, no way a guy named Hussein will win, right?

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 04:55 PM (MuT58)

77 >>And yet, Biden kicked Paul Ryan's ass in a televised debate on national tv.

I thought Biden came across as a demented, laughing idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

78 They just dont know how to say it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (KBvP5)

Yes they do, and they sometimes let it slip.
They don't know how to sell it to the rubes yet.
We, we, we, we've made some uh uh, mistakes in messaging.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 14, 2017 04:55 PM (z79tQ)

79 71
He swims naked in his backyard pool in front of his female secret service detail.

.............



So?

Posted by: Louis C.K. at November 14, 2017 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

Go on.

Posted by: Shep at November 14, 2017 04:56 PM (jxbfJ)

80 Sorry not gonna watch it.
I'm betting he was drunk and laughing like a hyena.

Posted by: Louis C.K. at November 14, 2017 04:56 PM (HgMAr)

81 Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 04:53 PM (a0IVu)

Yes I do remember!

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 04:56 PM (3myMJ)

82 "I thought Biden came across as a demented, laughing idiot."

Whom Ryan failed to rebut.

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 04:56 PM (w7KSn)

83 Attorney General Jeff Sessions acknowledged on Tuesday that he uses a pseudonym for his government email account.

Sessions made the admission in defense of his predecessor, Loretta Lynch, who used the name "Elizabeth Carlisle" to mask her identity on her government email account.
----
Staunch conservative that abides by the strictest sense of the law. He and Joe should go out for a malted.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 04:56 PM (r9UYA)

84 oops
Wanker sock off.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2017 04:56 PM (HgMAr)

85 The way you bribed Biden was to hire his family. e.g. One son got an enormous deal to go work at MNBA right out of law school. MNBA -- at the time, the biggest US issuer of credit cards -- got several pieces of favorable, anti-consumer legislation passed.
==========
Please, he's got money offshore.

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2017 04:56 PM (C6xeQ)

86 And yet, Biden kicked Paul Ryan's ass in a televised debate on national tv.
Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 04:54 PM (w7KSn)


Because Ryan didn't at the very least stop and stare pointedly when Biden made his dumb fucking faces, much less mention it.

Any VP candidate who would have made ol' glue-sniffin' Joe shit his own teeth the next day would have won.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2017 04:57 PM (y87Qq)

87 I would have run last time but I died.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 04:57 PM (4ErVI)

88 Paul Ryan tried to play it too nice .. should have been like Trump telling Hillary 'she would be in jail' during the debates. Bitch slap him some and Joe won't know his arse from his pie hole.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 04:57 PM (a0IVu)

89 And yet, Biden kicked Paul Ryan's ass in a televised debate on national tv.

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 04:54 PM (w7KSn)


I haven't seen such a dive being taken since the World Wrestling Federation went under.

That took a lot of effort, believe me.

Posted by: Raul Pyan at November 14, 2017 04:57 PM (ajiE5)

90 "I thought Biden came across as a demented, laughing idiot."

Whom Ryan failed to rebut.
==============
The take away from that debate should be that Ryan is a beta lightweight not that Biden is a talented debater.

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (C6xeQ)

91 After the shooting today, 2 kids dead, there WILL be an "assault weapons" ban passed before Christmas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (BoMuO)

92 And yes voters in the midwest will gladly vote for Biden.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 04:52 PM (MuT5


Yep.

Chris Taylor ... you can be tired of Joe Biden all you want - but, get this, you only get to vote against him once.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (KBvP5)

93 Biden kicked Paul Ryan's ass in a televised debate on national tv.

LOL no he just was so obnoxious Ryan didn't know how to respond to the gibbering retard next to him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (39g3+)

94
Biden Biden 2020 !

Two is better than one !

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (QC/4S)

95 How much for the lee-eetle girl?

Your wife and your daughter? How much?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (ATVNj)

96 Biden advocated for firing a shotgun blindly through your front door.

Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2017 04:59 PM (q1q2l)

97 Romney and Ryan were the willing losers in 2012.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

98 91 After the shooting today, 2 kids dead, there WILL be an "assault weapons" ban passed before Christmas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (BoMuO)


I disagree. Election year coming up.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 04:59 PM (r9UYA)

99 And yes voters in the midwest will gladly vote for Biden.

LOL yeah you keep telling yourself that. He's run for president before. Yes, in the midwest. Several times. You know how well he did?

Single
Digits

He's been on this rodeo before. He loses. And he's getting ever older each year.

Biden is a national joke, not some terrifying political powerhouse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 04:59 PM (39g3+)

100 "LOL no he just was so obnoxious Ryan didn't know how to respond to the gibbering retard next to him."

Result is the same.

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 05:00 PM (w7KSn)

101 >>Whom Ryan failed to rebut.

I think Biden acting like a sub-retard on national tv through Ryan off a little bit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:00 PM (/tuJf)

102 >>>After the shooting today, 2 kids dead, there WILL be an "assault weapons" ban passed before Christmas.

Is that before or after the tax bill fails?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 05:00 PM (4Q9yr)

103 98
91 After the shooting today, 2 kids dead, there WILL be an "assault weapons" ban passed before Christmas.



Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (BoMuO)



I disagree. Election year coming up.



Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 04:59 PM (r9UYA)

With the failure theater going on with the GOP Senate and House?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 05:00 PM (jxbfJ)

104 Attorney General Jeff Sessions acknowledged on Tuesday that he uses a pseudonym for his government email account.



He also said he has an email server in his bathroom. The exhaust fans keep his feet warm, and classified emails produce ALOT of heat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 05:01 PM (BoMuO)

105
To see Joey Bidet in a debate with Hillary and Kamala-toe would be Must-See TV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

106 Whom Ryan failed to rebut.

Look that matters in your junior high debate club but in nationally televised debates its who seems presidential and able, not who gets in the last zinger or rebuts the opponent's last claim. Watch Trump again in the debates. Everyone said he lost, that he sucks at them.

But he won voters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:01 PM (39g3+)

107 > And yet, Biden kicked Paul Ryan's ass in a televised debate on national tv.

Nuh uh.
*shakes head incredulously*
*grins like the Cheshire Cat*

I just offered Joe Biden's devastating rebuttal technique which apparently is very impressive.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2017 05:02 PM (8cGfn)

108 105


To see Joey Bidet in a debate with Hillary and Kamala-toe would be Must-See TV.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

If anything but to see him tongue Kamala's ear while groping FAB's ass.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 05:02 PM (jxbfJ)

109 LOL yeah you keep telling yourself that. He's run for president before. Yes, in the midwest. Several times. You know how well he did?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 04:59 PM (39g3+)

_____

I meant if it's him vs Trump, he'll win in the midwest.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Biden is too sane for the Democrats. So he probably won't win the nomination. But if he did, he'd beat Trump easily.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:02 PM (MuT58)

110 72 And yet, Biden kicked Paul Ryan's ass in a televised debate on national tv.
Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 04:54 PM (w7KSn)

++

This is why I would never call him a paste-eater or a window-licker. He knew exactly what to do and he did it.
Even though he interrupted, talked over, and often just plain babbled nonsense, he knew what he was doing.
Mission accomplished.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2017 05:02 PM (tcwn1)

111
I am just an average guy from Scranton Iowa! Or was it Kansas ??

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 05:03 PM (QC/4S)

112 Romney and Ryan were the willing losers in 2012.
Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

I find no way to rebut that statement.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 14, 2017 05:03 PM (z79tQ)

113 Biden is charming. Kaine was creepy. Hillary was irritating. Obama was sexy. Trump was exciting.

Those are the impulses that governed the masses.
Biden is a viable foil to someone like Trump.

Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2017 05:03 PM (q1q2l)

114 Chuck Schumer: We will consider allowing a vote on your tax bill if you pass an assault weapons, bump stock, and magazine ban.

McConnell: Deal!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 05:03 PM (BoMuO)

115 Oh, Joe, we hardly knew ye. We got lucky.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 05:03 PM (EaQ6/)

116 >>Whom Ryan failed to rebut.

I think Biden acting like a sub-retard on national tv through Ryan off a little bit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:00 PM (/tuJf)


We've all had to deal with 'tards in our lives. We develop a repertoire of words. I do. Usually threatening to toss the suitcase of a guest onto the lawn is my position when I'm mildly peeved.

You don't want to know me when I'm really mad.

Ryan should have had something... words, a disgusted shake of the head, a middle finger... something. Anything.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 05:04 PM (ajiE5)

117 Biden is not running but he is a loyal soldier who is going to go out and take flak to keep it off other viable candidates. I think he also sees a chance to play kingmaker or mediator because Clinton wing has burnt bridges, and Obama is disconnected. Watch him, but watch who he is running interference for.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 05:04 PM (4Q9yr)

118 I'll take up knitting instead.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 04:48 PM (mf5HN)


Knitting has pointy parts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2017 05:04 PM (7UW64)

119 >>McConnell: Deal!!

Even McCornhole is not that insane.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 05:04 PM (r9UYA)

120 111
I am just an average guy from Scranton Iowa! Or was it Kansas ??

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2017 05:03 PM (QC/4S)


The current Bishop of Madison Diocese is from Scranton. You would blush to hear what he has to say about little Joey.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2017 05:05 PM (7UW64)

121 Joe Biden, sexual predator.

Check out these vids. It'll make your blood boil.

http://tinyurl.com/ycmf3out

Posted by: Warden at November 14, 2017 05:05 PM (MZ8Zz)

122 "But he won voters."

So did Biden.

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 05:05 PM (w7KSn)

123 >>I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Biden is too sane for the Democrats. So he probably won't win the nomination. But if he did, he'd beat Trump easily.

Trump would beat Biden like a rented mule.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:05 PM (/tuJf)

124 I consider it the providence of Almighty God that Obama did not die and let that asshat take control of the country.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2017 05:06 PM (7UW64)

125 I'm married to a doctor. Did you know that? I call her Dr. Jill Biden. She likes it when I do that!

Posted by: Joe E. Biden at November 14, 2017 05:07 PM (O5Q3r)

126 Biden is also helping to bury Hillary. "You know, you could have had me in 2016." Because he had a better shot at beating Trump than Hillary, and everyone now knows that Hillary was a disastrous candidate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2017 05:07 PM (cAXIk)

127 Washington Examiner May 13, 2014 --- Joe Biden's son gets job with major Ukrainian natural gas company.

Legit. Pinkie swearsies


https://tinyurl.com/ycm8ugpm

Posted by: 13times at November 14, 2017 05:07 PM (WHVu+)

128 Let's not forget this Biden Gun classic:

"Buy A Shotgun"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIdKIM2btoA

Posted by: Thomas Costello at November 14, 2017 05:07 PM (D33n7)

129 Trump would beat Biden like a rented mule.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:05 PM (/tuJf)


Trump called Hillary a 'nasty woman' before a couple hundred million voters. I suspect the gloves would come off for Biden.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 05:07 PM (ajiE5)

130 Biden is batshit crazy.

Posted by: Cosda at November 14, 2017 05:07 PM (6ABNH)

131 91 After the shooting today, 2 kids dead, there WILL be an "assault weapons" ban passed before Christmas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 04:58 PM (BoMuO)

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Cool. When do we vote again?

Posted by: Senate GOPe at November 14, 2017 05:07 PM (MuT58)

132 This email pseudonym thing - which Sessions today basically declared normal/routine for cabinet and sub-cabinet officials - how TF does it square with Federal Records Act and other statutes? What public purpose is served?


Unless there's a lot of settled policy and law in this area I'm miraculously unaware of, this is very disturbing.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2017 05:07 PM (QDnY+)

133 Twitter says Biden's SS agents state he's worse than Weinstien.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 14, 2017 05:08 PM (4e+hS)

134 124 I consider it the providence of Almighty God that Obama did not die and let that asshat take control of the country.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2017 05:06 PM (7UW64)

+++

I dunno. Do you think he would have sent pallets of, God knows how many billions of dollars, to Iran?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2017 05:08 PM (tcwn1)

135 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Biden is too sane for the Democrats. So he probably won't win the nomination. But if he did, he'd beat Trump easily.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:02 PM (MuT5

were you away last two years ? clinton/obama machine and hostile GOPe could not beat Trump; Trump would beat him like a rented mule.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:08 PM (QC/4S)

136 'Biden is too sane for the Democrats'

How insane do you have to be to be a Democrat? It seems they take all comers.

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at November 14, 2017 05:08 PM (KvWlw)

137 Chuck Schumer: *whispering- You know...I hear TRUMP doesn't want ANY guns banned

McConnell: Oh, Yeah! I'll show him who's boss! I'll ban ALL of the guns!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (BoMuO)

138 Since we are dealing with a nation of sheep, they are naturally going to be spooked by dangerous wolf-like business types. We need to find our side a pussy. You know, someone nonthreatening, with androgyny going for them, and glib verbal skills. Like Obama.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (EaQ6/)

139 So did Biden.

Nobody alive voted for Barack Obama because of that debate. Zero.

But hey, if it makes you feel good you can think of Joey Choo Choo as the Trump killing super politician no mortal can defeat. He did so well before in presidential contests, clearly he's a true winner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)

140 114 Chuck Schumer: We will consider allowing a vote on your tax bill if you pass an assault weapons, bump stock, and magazine ban.

McConnell: Deal!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 05:03 PM (BoMuO)

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More like...

McConnell: Throw in amnesty and you got yourself a deal!

Posted by: Senate GOPe at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (MuT58)

141 right, the mule thing, it's popular

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (QC/4S)

142 The current Bishop of Madison Diocese is from Scranton. You would blush to hear what he has to say about little Joey.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2017 05:05 PM (7UW64)


:: props up head on hands ::

...go on...

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (y87Qq)

143 I thought Biden came across as a demented, laughing idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw

He did. He mugged and guffawed to the camera and in a sane world should have be given a drug test. He gets away with that because of the media cheerleaders who also don't care that he gropes women. He could F*ck a monkey on stage and they would be in awe of his impressive performance.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (oiNtH)

144 Biden is batshit crazy.

It's that sweet, sweet Colorado weed that he mixes with his paste.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (3C9q2)

145 >>Trump called Hillary a 'nasty woman' before a couple hundred million voters. I suspect the gloves would come off for Biden.

I bet Trump would ask for a debate a day just so he could verbally abuse Biden like a cat with a mouse. It would be hysterical.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:09 PM (/tuJf)

146 Even McCornhole is not that insane.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 05:04 PM (r9UYA)


Ah ... I remember being laughed at the first time I said - The GOPe will let Trump twist in the wind ... until it is viable to impeach him.

The answer from many in the Horde ? Why - that would be insane.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 05:10 PM (KBvP5)

147 were you away last two years ? clinton/obama machine and hostile GOPe could not beat Trump; Trump would beat him like a rented mule.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:08 PM (QC/4S)

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Let's get real...Trump got lucky that he ran against the skankle. Had it been pretty much any other Democrat he would have lost.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:10 PM (MuT58)

148 Biden uses his pseudo-email to get fondling tips from Papa Bush. Biden is a degenerate.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 05:10 PM (r9UYA)

149 >>>But hey, if it makes you feel good you can think of Joey Choo Choo as the Trump killing super politician no mortal can defeat. He did so well before in presidential contests, clearly he's a true winner.

This is tremendous snark, nicely done!!

:::jealous:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 05:10 PM (4Q9yr)

150 Even though he interrupted, talked over, and often just plain babbled nonsense, he knew what he was doing.


Posted by: washrivergal at November 14, 2017 05:02 PM (tcwn1)


My reaction would have been a simple question to him, 'Are you mental?'

A couple hundred million voters understand that question. Not one of them understands a candidate who sits there and takes that abuse.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 05:11 PM (ajiE5)

151 Just look at the pictures of little kids around Biden. They sense something isn't right. That one picture of the little girl with a forced smile on her face, trying to shrug out of his grasp. He's creepier than Kaine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)

152 Christopher, I wrote none of those things you accuse me of, nor do I share those alleged sentiments. Maybe you already know and are just trying to start some shit. Or maybe you are a hostile troll.

Either way you bore me to tears.

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 05:11 PM (w7KSn)

153 He is older than dirt now

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2017 05:11 PM (aC6Sd)

154 In a spirit of bipartisanship we have agreed to join our friends Nancy and Chuck and ban any gun that either looks scary or makes a loud sound.

For the children.

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:11 PM (MuT58)

155 OT -

I just read the Thune amendment to drop the mandate includes a deal to REINSTATE the insurance company subsidies.

What a bunch of bastards.

Posted by: MAGA at November 14, 2017 05:12 PM (MZN0o)

156 tcn, what is your official government email pseudonym? Isn't the naming convention Hometown PenName?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 05:12 PM (BoMuO)

157 "After the shooting today, 2 kids dead, there WILL be an "assault weapons" ban passed before Christmas."

California already has the laws they say they want, and then some.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 05:12 PM (PtwgA)

158 I was busy all day long at work, and come home to you guys and your hilarity.

Don't ever change!

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2017 05:13 PM (MYss1)

159 "Had it been pretty much any other Democrat he would have lost."

Other than Biden, who else did the Ds have to run?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2017 05:13 PM (cAXIk)

160 Pretty quick now we're going to have to make a choice. Something along the lines of, live free or die. The wheat will soon be separated from the chaff. This is all just a dream anyway.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 05:14 PM (EaQ6/)

161 And while we're being all bi=partisany on guns and shit, we've decided to give full pre-amnesty to the entire country of Mexico, raise taxes to 96% on all white males and ban the use of any car larger than a Honda Civic.

The Children.....all about The Children.

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:14 PM (MuT58)

162 >>Let's get real...Trump got lucky that he ran against the skankle. Had it been pretty much any other Democrat he would have lost.

What makes you think 2020 is going to be anything like 2016? Trump will be the incumbent and will have a record to run on and Biden will even older and more senile.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

163 153
He is older than dirt now

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2017 05:11 PM (aC6Sd)
But still quite spry!

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2017 05:14 PM (14URa)

164 "He's run for president several times and never got more than single digits."
----------------------------------
You mean that he has run for the Dem nomination.
There is a yuuuuge difference between the primaries and the general.

Consider Jim Webb.

Okay, stop laughing and consider Jim Webb.
He did about as well as Daffy Duck in the few primaries he entered. Talk about single digits! He barely managed one.

But I bet he would have done as well as Hillary in the electoral college vote.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (0jtPF)

165 159 "Had it been pretty much any other Democrat he would have lost."

Other than Biden, who else did the Ds have to run?
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2017 05:13 PM (cAXIk)

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They made a big mistake not running him. Bernie might have won as well. Despite what many here think, many Trump voters would have voted for Bernie as well. He was as much a change candidate as Trump was.

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (MuT58)

166 re the CA school shooting - kids are injured, not dead.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (a0IVu)

167 It was in the Palin debate that Biden said FDR calmed the public after the stock market crash by going on TV.

I do not remember Palin rebutting the most stupid thing said in a presidential election debate.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (Z4z/q)

168 Government: Buy me new tools!
Me: What's wrong with the tools you have?
Government: I don't know I never use them.
Me:

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (wB8Tg)

169 were you away last two years ? clinton/obama machine and hostile GOPe could not beat Trump; Trump would beat him like a rented mule.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:08 PM (QC/4S)

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Let's get real...Trump got lucky that he ran against the skankle. Had it been pretty much any other Democrat he would have lost.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:10 PM (MuT5

class, identify type of logical fallacy in the above statement

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (QC/4S)

170 "What makes you think 2020 is going to be anything like 2016? "

Agreed. On current trajectory Trump should be strong in 2020. A lot of the shit MSM said (and still says) about him will have been proven demonstrably wrong.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (cAXIk)

171 116 >>Whom Ryan failed to rebut.

I think Biden acting like a sub-retard on national tv through Ryan off a little bit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:00 PM (/tuJf)

We've all had to deal with 'tards in our lives. We develop a repertoire of words. I do. Usually threatening to toss the suitcase of a guest onto the lawn is my position when I'm mildly peeved.

You don't want to know me when I'm really mad.

Ryan should have had something... words, a disgusted shake of the head, a middle finger... something. Anything.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 05:04 PM (ajiE5)

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A few words like "Your behavior is a disgrace to your office." "You have no thoughts other than those You plagiarized."

Just about any slur the milquetoast has hurled at candidate Trump would do.

Posted by: rd at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (4dz1m)

172 FWIW, there's a few Joe Biden perv stories at Gatway Pundit.

Including one where his hand is on a little girls breast like it's a bike horn.

Posted by: shibumi at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (aT+Bx)

173 Bishop Morlino is probably too much the gentleman to say what he truly thinks, but he referred to "a certain person who was raised, as I was, by the Jesuits in Scranton, PA. This individual claims to be a Catholic, but has clearly chosen another path. It is remarkable how many good Catholics seem to think it is okay to support abortion, divorce, and the non-starter called "gay marriage." I can't imagine where this fellow got the idea that he can simultaneously call upon God and spit in His face." And some other rather oblique but still pointed comments.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2017 05:16 PM (7UW64)

174 Who did the Dems have to run besides HRC? Sanders? Who would have beat Trump? Is is to laugh.

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at November 14, 2017 05:16 PM (KvWlw)

175 Biden's first wife and son were tragically killed in a car accident along with the driver in the other car. Biden swore up and down that the other driver "drank his lunch". The man's family begged him to stop saying that as their husband/father's toxicology came out clean with no drugs or alcohol.

Biden wouldn't. He's a dangerous combination of nasty-lying-retard-asshole.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2017 05:16 PM (oiNtH)

176 "After the shooting today, 2 kids dead, there WILL be an "assault weapons" ban passed before Christmas."

California already has the laws they say they want, and then some.


So, you are saying the existing laws don't go far enough because the republicans watered them down, or blocked them from being enacted in a way that would have prevented this? MOAR REGULATION! It is the only way to save the CHILDREN! THE CHIIIILDREEEEEEEEENNNNN!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 05:16 PM (BoMuO)

177 >>I do not remember Palin rebutting the most stupid thing said in a presidential election debate.

Palin is not the sharpest knife in the draw. She does have nice legs though.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 05:16 PM (r9UYA)

178 Ah yes,the old trope that Hillary was the only one Trump could have beaten.That trope replaced the previoys one that Trump was the only one Hillary could beat....

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2017 05:17 PM (LiyEm)

179 Just about any slur the milquetoast has hurled at candidate Trump would do.

Posted by: rd at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (4dz1m)


I'd have paid money to see him just moon him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2017 05:17 PM (7UW64)

180 162 >>Let's get real...Trump got lucky that he ran against the skankle. Had it been pretty much any other Democrat he would have lost.

What makes you think 2020 is going to be anything like 2016? Trump will be the incumbent and will have a record to run on and Biden will even older and more senile.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

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I'm not saying Biden will win 48 states. Just saying he can win the Trump midwest voter that generally votes Dem but went with Trump. Remember, 110K voters in PA, MI and WI was the margin of victory in 2016. Out of 130M votes. It doesn't take a lot of swing votes to change the outcome for 2020.

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:17 PM (MuT58)

181 I agree that Clinton was the optimal candidate to run against. She is the most unlikable politician that I can think of.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:17 PM (Z4z/q)

182 A few words like "Your behavior is a disgrace to your office." "You have no thoughts other than those You plagiarized."



Just about any slur the milquetoast has hurled at candidate Trump would do.

Posted by: rd


Joe, has someone been putting LSD in your paste again?

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:18 PM (LAe3v)

183 Biden wouldn't. He's a dangerous combination of nasty-lying-retard-asshole.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2017 05:16 PM (oiNtH)
And handsy . . . don't forget handsy.

Posted by: Young girls everywhere at November 14, 2017 05:18 PM (14URa)

184
I'm not saying Biden will win 48 states. Just saying he can win the
Trump midwest voter that generally votes Dem but went with Trump.
Remember, 110K voters in PA, MI and WI was the margin of victory in
2016. Out of 130M votes. It doesn't take a lot of swing votes to change
the outcome for 2020.
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And remember that a Michigan recount had to be halted because of rampant fraud by the poll workers.

Posted by: shibumi at November 14, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)

185 Biden's first wife and son were tragically killed in a car accident along with the driver in the other car. Biden swore up and down that the other driver "drank his lunch".


He also only showed up in their hospital room if there was a camera present. Otherwise it was his brother sitting vigil with his niece and sister in law daily.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 05:19 PM (BoMuO)

186 I guess we'll never know who could have beat Trump. We know who didn't though!

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2017 05:19 PM (KvWlw)

187 178 Ah yes,the old trope that Hillary was the only one Trump could have beaten.That trope replaced the previoys one that Trump was the only one Hillary could beat....
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2017 05:17 PM (LiyEm)

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Both statements were and are true.

Trump could not not have won had she not been his opponent and she couldn't have won against anyone else. The fact she lost doesn't negate the fact that she would have lost to everyone else as well. Her only hope was vs Trump and she fucked it up. But it was doable.

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:19 PM (MuT58)

188 I couldn't even listen to the entire video.

F*cking idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:19 PM (PY9jH)

189 181
I agree that Clinton was the optimal candidate to run against. She is the most unlikable politician that I can think of.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol


Just you wait, white boy.

Posted by: Auntie Maxine at November 14, 2017 05:19 PM (LAe3v)

190 But I bet he would have done as well as Hillary in the electoral college vote.

They could dig up Napoleon's skeleton and run it, and it would get Hillary's electoral numbers. That doesn't make bones a powerful candidate.

We have actual, real, quantitative numbers on how well Biden does in national elections and even in his own party he just does terrible.

Sanders, I suspect, might have beat Donald Trump by not being so toxic a person that people voted just to stop him, and by giving his base an exciting figure (somehow??) that young people backed to vote FOR instead of voting against Trump.

I mean yeah he'd get like 2% of Obama's minority vote totals but still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:19 PM (39g3+)

191 The DNC blew their load with Hillary. They are done. Stick a fork in them.

*Y'all have Hillary all over you*

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 05:19 PM (r9UYA)

192 off GOPe Senate Sock

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:20 PM (MuT58)

193 Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2017 05:16 PM (oiNtH)

Ask Clarence Thomas. I believe CT would physically whip Bidens ass right now if there were no consequences.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:20 PM (Z4z/q)

194 Nobody in the entire world could defend what Joe Biden said in that clip.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2017 05:20 PM (V+b9T)

195 166 re the CA school shooting - kids are injured, not dead.
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 05:15 PM (a0IVu)

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We're still banning guns though, right?

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:20 PM (MuT58)

196 I feel so much safer tonight, knowing that our Army will soon be more reflective of our society. Cutters, junkies, psychos, losers, weaklings, do-nothings, mammas-boys, etc., wonderful outcome. And they will all have already had sensitivity training since the second grade! A money saving proposition!

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (EaQ6/)

197 194 Nobody in the entire world could defend what Joe Biden said in that clip.
Posted by: m at November 14, 2017 05:20 PM (V+b9T)

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Try us.

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (MuT58)

198 I refuse to watch it. Did Slow Joe say WHY the hero shooter shouldn't have been armed?

Dumbfucks all.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (rCfd8)

199 >>I'm not saying Biden will win 48 states. Just saying he can win the Trump midwest voter that generally votes Dem but went with Trump. Remember, 110K voters in PA, MI and WI was the margin of victory in 2016. Out of 130M votes. It doesn't take a lot of swing votes to change the outcome for 2020.

And Trump is doing his best to bring jobs back to those areas just like he promised.

Trump isn't an idiot, he knows he has to hold those states.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (/tuJf)

200 Whenever Sheriff Joe appears in public, he should be slapped relentlessly on the plugs like Benny Hill did on Jackie Wright's bald head.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (erevv)

201 Just saying he can win the Trump midwest voter that generally votes Dem but went with Trump.

I cannot see the slightest evidence of that remotely being true. Seriously he did run for office in those states and got crap for votes. From his own party.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (39g3+)

202 I think part of this whole white supremacy BS, whether by design or luck, will play into the Dem nominee. It'll be someone not white, and the message will be that if you are not part of the systemic white racist system, you will vote for them. That'll be the hook.

That's how identity politics play now. And our elections. Not on fact & substance, but this kind of made up crap.

However, I think this whole setback in race relations has left people gunshy about voting in another Obama...male or female. And, I think we still have enough non-loonies who won't be hooked by the white privilege taunts.

But if amnesty for illegals happens, and voting rights? Then expect a Democratic Mexican President in our lifetime. Sooner, not later. Deportation has to happen...especially b/c of chain migration.

And the wall needs to be built. Otherwise we are looking at a wholesale takeover. Dems just biding time as they import these voters, and GOP has failed to stop it.

The Uniparty is no help on this stuff. Remember, Republicans were told they were losing b/c they opposed amnesty...which was total BS. And even after Trump proved it was BS, they still won't do the right thing and enforce law.

Well, where the heck did that come from?! My oh my.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (G+qiL)

203 Found it. Biden molesting young girls in public at the White House. Un-effing-believable.

http://bit.ly/2ioAYrK

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (3myMJ)

204 off GOPe Senate Sock
Posted by: #neverskankles


Ha! I knowed it wuz you.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (KvWlw)

205 Yeah I know man,still devastated by that landslide Trump lost in...

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (LiyEm)

206 151
Just look at the pictures of little kids around Biden. They sense
something isn't right. That one picture of the little girl with a
forced smile on her face, trying to shrug out of his grasp. He's
creepier than Kaine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)
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What does it say about him that he does thees things in public, in front of cameras even.

Posted by: Javems at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (yOqwj)

207 Mmmmmmmm, paste . . .

Posted by: Joey B. at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (14URa)

208 VP Biden, we understand a girl who was 9 years old at the time in 1977 said you told her if she licked your "magic lollipop" she would get a puppy and double toys at Christmas.

Can you prove this didn't happen?

Posted by: OCBill at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (df+Zi)

209 Just step outside and shoot that shotgun off into the air.
I don't think I'll take gun advise from this bugger eater.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (nQHw/)

210 The DNC blew their load with Hillary. They are done. Stick a fork in them.

***cough***

Posted by: Virginia at November 14, 2017 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

211 Trump will be the incumbent and will have a record to run on and Biden will even older and more senile.


Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:14 PM (/tuJf)


Exactly.

And Trump will not show any sort of deference to Biden's experience, and he certainly won't lay off his many gaffs and flaws and plagiarisms.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2017 05:22 PM (wYseH)

212 We're still banning guns though, right?

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:20 PM (MuT5
Well, its Jerry Brown's sand box and he is banning CO2, plastic bags, guns...what's next? Toilet paper???

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

213 In business ... in family ... pretty much everywhere - when it comes to people at least smart enough to argue a topic (which is the minority) - I have only found two types;

Those who argue based on how they think things SHOULD work ...

And those who argue based on how they see things DO work.

That is right up there with the Citizen/State Relationship that is almost every conflict that I ever see here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 05:22 PM (KBvP5)

214 This CBD, I like his style. He should be given a position of authority and responsibility here on the Internet.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2017 05:23 PM (Sfs6o)

215 A poll came out showing 51% of millenials want to live in a socialist country.

Don't underestimate what Bernie might have done vs Trump or what Fauxcahuntas may do in 2020.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (MuT58)

216 185: The first Mrs. Biden was responsible for the accident

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (5gaNQ)

217 I'll say this again.

With a line-up that includes Moonbeam, Bidet, Felonia von Pantsuit, and how did I forget Bernie... the Communists haven't had such a geriatric line-up since Leonid croaked.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (wdl1A)

218 Biden will get destroyed by Trump. The Dims only hope is Tulsi Gabbard, but there is no way in hell the DNC allows her to be the nominee.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (g4lFK)

219 And Trump will not show any sort of deference to Biden's experience, and
he certainly won't lay off his many gaffs and flaws and plagiarisms.


So, the question is, what will Trump's dismissive nickname for Biden be?

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (LAe3v)

220 Biden will use the 'You Can't Criticize Me Because My Son Is Dead' play when questioned about anything.

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (79p/O)

221 Scranton. A town in France.

Posted by: Beldar Conehead at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (IqV8l)

222
Found it. Biden molesting young girls in public at the White House. Un-effing-believable.



http://bit.ly/2ioAYrK

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (3myMJ)


Notice how uncomfortable young girls are around him. At about :17 in the video, he looks like he could be rubbing his shriveled old wang against the girl's back. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (PY9jH)

223 The Dims only hope is Tulsi Gabbard, but there is no way in hell the DNC allows her to be the nominee.

Why? She checks many boxes, and, well, let's face it, she's gorgeous.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

224 201 Just saying he can win the Trump midwest voter that generally votes Dem but went with Trump.

I cannot see the slightest evidence of that remotely being true. Seriously he did run for office in those states and got crap for votes. From his own party.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (39g3+)

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That's like saying Ted Cruz ran for the nomination and didn't win Alabama therefore he'd never win Alabama in a general election.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (MuT58)

225 219, Slow Joe

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

226 >>>So, the question is, what will Trump's dismissive nickname for Biden be?

Slow Joe.

Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (q1q2l)

227 118 I'll take up knitting instead.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 04:48 PM (mf5HN)


Knitting has pointy parts.


Ever heard of "arm knitting"?

Oh, wait; elbows.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (sGtp+)

228 The thing about PDT's record is that the media will try to make it look like the worst four years since the Depression. Hopefully most everyone will be able to see thru the BS.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (KvWlw)

229 Biden has a decades-long nasty streak. Look up the old Congressional scorecards in "Washingtonian Magazine".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (hyuyC)

230 Yeah, but Joe can say that he was talking about the killer and not about the defender. He avoided answering the question because of the way that it was asked. Here's an example: Joe, how do you feel about the man that shot the fuc*ing killer?
Then, there is no ambiguity. That's what we get though, by letting the non-critical thinkers ask questions. That's why this democracy thing can't last very much longer. Too much noise, not enough signal.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (EaQ6/)

231 Joey Bidet's dead son?

Trump can destroy that in an instant, "Oh you mean the widow your other son is now bedding while divorcing his wife?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (wdl1A)

232 So, the question is, what will Trump's dismissive nickname for Biden be?



Slow Joe.



It's been done. Trump doesn't do retreads. He'll want something new.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

233
Biden will use the 'You Can't Criticize Me Because My Son Is Dead' play when questioned about anything.

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (79p/O)


Isn't his other son "keeping company" with his dead son's widow?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (PY9jH)

234 Joe Biden says that the man who stopped the Texas church shooter should not have been armed.
================================

Biden confuses his utopian fantasy with reality. In other words: He's frickin delusional.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (LISuA)

235 Trump isn't an idiot, he knows he has to hold those states.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:21 PM (/tuJf)


He certainly isn't an idiot but he's going to try to turn around those states economically because that's what he believes in.

He's not a politician, we all realize that. He's not looking at Wisconsin and saying, '100,000 more jobs and that bitch is mine'.

I like people who try to do the 'right thing' because it's the right thing to do. You don't find them very often anymore.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (ajiE5)

236 >>Why? She checks many boxes, and, well, let's face it, she's gorgeous.

She's also made publicly gone against the Dems and supported Trump on a couple issues, mostly military and national defense if memory serves.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:27 PM (/tuJf)

237 Slow Joe!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 14, 2017 05:27 PM (q1q2l)

238 Found it. Biden molesting young girls in public at the White House. Un-effing-believable.

Poor Maggie at the beginning there. She didn't want to be next to him. "Hope I see you again when I get back home" staring at her as she walks away. Ughh. He keeps pulling the girls up close to his crotch and whispering to them, just... not right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

239 What is the Empress knitting? Sweaters for the Raptors?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 05:27 PM (wdl1A)

240 Trump can destroy that in an instant, "Oh you mean the widow your other son is now bedding while divorcing his wife?"


Dear Lord, is that true?

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:27 PM (LAe3v)

241 228 The thing about PDT's record is that the media will try to make it look like the worst four years since the Depression. Hopefully most everyone will be able to see thru the BS.
Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (KvWlw)

____

Did you know that in Q3, we had the highest median weekly paychecks ever? Yes, adjusted for inflation, even.

Bet you didn't. Because nobody in the MSM, or even so-called conservative media says boo about it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:27 PM (MuT58)

242 Crooked Joe!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2017 05:27 PM (Sfs6o)

243 223 The Dims only hope is Tulsi Gabbard, but there is no way in hell the DNC allows her to be the nominee.

Why? She checks many boxes, and, well, let's face it, she's gorgeous.
Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

She has already crossed the Clonton/Obama foreign policy calling it a dumpster fire. The establishment Dims hate her.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (g4lFK)

244 Pervy Joe!

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (a0IVu)

245 Isn't his other son "keeping company" with his dead son's widow?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yup but that won't stop Biden.
He'll tear up and state "How can you ask me anything? My son died of BRAIN cancer!!"

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (79p/O)

246 Isn't his other son "keeping company" with his dead son's widow?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (PY9jH)You don't see those kinds of families every day. {wipes a tear}

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)

247 Isn't his other son "keeping company" with his dead son's widow?
================================

If by "keeping company" you are referring to abandoning his wife and kids to live with her, then yes I think you're right.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (LISuA)

248 Retard!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (Sfs6o)

249 Trump will have so much material to use against Joe. The ads will write themselves.

"They gonna put ya'll back IN CHAINZZZZ!" "Stand up, Chuck!!"

Crazy old bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (PY9jH)

250 Genius Joe

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (KvWlw)

251 Plugs Biden

Battle of the scalps, doll hair Biden versus legendary hair Trump

Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (q1q2l)

252 That's like saying Ted Cruz ran for the nomination and didn't win Alabama therefore he'd never win Alabama in a general election.

That makes more sense than to insist he would win guaranteed without any substantive evidence. I mean if you have the data that Cruz came in last of all the candidates in the party with single digits in the south, how logical is it to claim he'd win the south in a general election?

We have data for the one and just guesswork and bald declaration for the other. I know which I'm more likely to trust.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (39g3+)

253 She's also made publicly gone against the Dems and
supported Trump on a couple issues, mostly military and national defense
if memory serves.

Posted by: JackStraw


Yeah, but I think that will show she's "independent" and a bit of a maverick. Of course, we'll have to see her in a swimsuit to know for sure.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (LAe3v)

254 I'm not saying Biden will win 48 states. Just saying he can win the Trump midwest voter that generally votes Dem but went with Trump. Remember, 110K voters in PA, MI and WI was the margin of victory in 2016. Out of 130M votes. It doesn't take a lot of swing votes to change the outcome for 2020.

Posted by: GOPe Senate at November 14, 2017 05:17 PM (MuT5

IIRC Slow Joe got 9,000 votes TOTAL in the 2008 Democratic primary. 9 fucking grand. Not exactly powerhouse numbers.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (rCfd8)

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (LAe3v)

256 Trump can destroy that in an instant, "Oh you mean the widow your other son is now bedding while divorcing his wife?"



give him a moniker "Slow Joe" , sad

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (QC/4S)

257 239 What is the Empress knitting?

A Howitzer, I think.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (sGtp+)

258 Trump could create 100K jobs in WI and MI easily though. Move some federal offices from NoVa to the midwest. Granted those jobs would then be Democrat voting leeches, so maybe not such a good idea after all.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (MuT58)

259 Suck it, barrel.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (LAe3v)

260 "A poll came out showing 51% of millenials want to live in a socialist country."

And not one of them could define "socialist".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (PtwgA)

261 Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (MuT5

Have you gone back and looked at your sky is falling Trump predictions? They are pretty funny when read today.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:30 PM (Z4z/q)

262 Biden will use the 'You Can't Criticize Me Because My Son Is Dead' play when questioned about anything.

Yeah that would have worked in 2016 but 6 years later? Less powerful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)

263 Is the dead Biden son the coke snorter? Or the SiL-screwing son?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:30 PM (PY9jH)

264 "A poll came out showing 51% of millenials want to live in a socialist country."

And not one of them could define "socialist".
Posted by: Rob Crawford

They couldn't spell socialist if we spotted them every letter but i.

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:30 PM (79p/O)

265 "A poll came out showing 51% of millenials want to live in a socialist country."

And not one of them could define "socialist".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (PtwgA)

they think it has something to do with Social Medial - twitter, FB, Snapchat, Instagram...

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:31 PM (QC/4S)

266 Oops. That last post made no sense.

Sigh. What I meant was, oh, never mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:31 PM (PY9jH)

267 Not sure why so much Joe talk, no way he'll be the nominee. He may run to be it, I don't know, but he won't win.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 14, 2017 05:31 PM (G+qiL)

268 I think "Grinning Joe", although not insulting, would be effective because it would come to mind every time Joe pulled that shit eating grin (like he did effectively against Ryan). By focusing attention, it would neutralize Biden's greatest weapon.

Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2017 05:31 PM (q1q2l)

269 Is the dead Biden son the coke snorter? Or the SiL-screwing son?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

The alive Biden is screwing the widow. He also spent all the money on hookers and blow.

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:31 PM (79p/O)

270 IIRC Slow Joe got 9,000 votes TOTAL in the 2008 Democratic primary. 9 fucking grand. Not exactly powerhouse numbers.
Posted by: Country Boy at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (rCfd

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I don't think that is relevant at all. Plenty of people have run and lost in the primaries only to come back and win the second or 3rd time around.

There's some guy named Reagan I think who did that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:31 PM (MuT58)

271 >>I like people who try to do the 'right thing' because it's the right thing to do. You don't find them very often anymore.

Sometimes the right thing and the political thing are the same thing. It sure didn't stop Trump from going to Wisconsin this summer to announce that Foxconn was going to be investing billions and bringing thousands of jobs to Wisconsin.

If the economy continues to recover Trump will be just fine. It's pretty much always the ""economy stupid".

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

272 Another youtube vid from the same ceremony with some different stuff. I couldn't finish watching it, just couldn't take it for some reason. I felt so bad for these little girls, one a toddler! He can't keep his hands off of at least 10 little girls at this event.

Actual addy also shown in case you like that. Take out all spaces.

http://bit.ly/2zXTeFw



https:// www.youtube.com/ watch?v=k 4XMv WIRmx0

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 05:32 PM (3myMJ)

273 >>"Oh you mean the widow your other son is now bedding while divorcing his wife?"


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 05:26 PM (wdl1A)

#LoveWins...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 14, 2017 05:32 PM (e9G8E)

274 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, JOE BIDEN EATS PASTE AND SHOOTS SHOTGUNS AND PDT USES PASTE TO HOLD DOWN HIS GOLDEN SCALP WEASEL.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2017 05:32 PM (r9UYA)

275 Biden is no Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:32 PM (79p/O)

276 Joe Biden must be happy that he is no longer disqualified for recruitment into the military.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:32 PM (Z4z/q)

277 Biden graduated at the top of his law school class.*


*If you sort descending by GPA.

.

Posted by: OCBill at November 14, 2017 05:32 PM (df+Zi)

278 261 Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:24 PM (MuT5

Have you gone back and looked at your sky is falling Trump predictions? They are pretty funny when read today.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:30 PM (Z4z/q)

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Which predictions would those be? The ones about OCare not getting repealed and no tax cuts coming? Those ones?

Yeah they are fucking hilarious.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:33 PM (MuT58)

279 * ascending

Posted by: OCBill at November 14, 2017 05:33 PM (df+Zi)

280 I wish that 100% of the 51% lived in a socialist country. Just not here. Go there, do that, live your beliefs, more power to you. Just not here. Never.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 05:33 PM (EaQ6/)

281 I don't think that is relevant at all. Plenty of people have run and lost in the primaries only to come back and win the second or 3rd time around.

Reason why they lost matters; for example :

Reagan - country was not ready for his vision

Biden - I eat paste and more paste


can you spot the difference ?

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:33 PM (QC/4S)

282 He should be given a position of authority and responsibility here on the Internet.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2017 05:23 PM (Sfs6o)

Nah...he's a bit of an ass...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2017 05:33 PM (wYseH)

283 Hillary Clinton could destroy Joe Biden in a instantaneous hot flash of rage.

One empty whisky bottle across the pate, and BAM!

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2017 05:34 PM (erevv)

284 Im samrter then you

Posted by: Joseph Biden at November 14, 2017 05:34 PM (zCyNd)

285
Another youtube vid from the same ceremony with some different stuff. I
couldn't finish watching it, just couldn't take it for some reason. I
felt so bad for these little girls, one a toddler! He can't keep his
hands off of at least 10 little girls at this event.



http://bit.ly/2zXTeFw



Omg. I didn't make it past the first few seconds. He's sick. Poor little girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:34 PM (PY9jH)

286 268
I think "Grinning Joe", although not insulting, would be effective
because it would come to mind every time Joe pulled that shit eating
grin (like he did effectively against Ryan). By focusing attention, it
would neutralize Biden's greatest weapon.


I think you're right, although I might go for "what's so funny, Joe". That way you emphasize that he's a complete lightweight while taking away his "just folks" BS.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:34 PM (LAe3v)

287 >>Oh you mean the widow your other son is now bedding while divorcing his wife?"


How long before his son died did the the other son start putting his pecker into the widow?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 05:34 PM (r9UYA)

288 Is the dead Biden son the coke snorter? Or the SiL-screwing son?
=========================

The live one both screws his SIL and snorts piles of coke. In fact, I believe his wife sued him for cashing out their joint checking account at one point and spending the money on hookers and blow. Then, he moved in with the grieving widow.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 05:34 PM (LISuA)

289 >>>Trump could create 100K jobs in WI and MI easily though. Move some federal offices from NoVa to the midwest. Granted those jobs would then be Democrat voting leeches, so maybe not such a good idea after all.

Do you drink a lot of Smoothies?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 05:34 PM (4Q9yr)

290 Reason why they lost matters; for example :

Reagan - country was not ready for his vision

Biden - I eat paste and more paste


can you spot the difference ?
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:33 PM (QC/4S)

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Except nobody in the DNC thinks Biden is stupid. That's a trope on the right. Which is kind of silly since you know Biden isn't stupid. He says stupid shit. There is a difference. Trump also says stupid shit after all. Neither are stupid.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (MuT58)

291 Speaking of paste-eating, I think Booger MacFarlane hit the bong a few times too many playing for the Buccaneers. In the opening segment of College Football Live he said two things completely wrong.

I'd still let him watch my cat before I'd let Joe Biden, though.

Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (GsAUU)

292 Nah...he's a bit of an ass...


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2017 05:33 PM (wYseH)

I'm more of a pony man, myself....

Posted by: Achmed, over at the zoo at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (zCyNd)

293 Who cares who the Demorats run? It's going to have to be someone somewhat obscure without too much luggage. What we need to be concerned about is who is going to replace PDT? Everyone in the world has probably got something or someone in their past that could be used against them by the Left. Who can be the virginal white knight capable of being elected and carrying on PDT's legacy?

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (KvWlw)

294 Uncle Joe got caught for plagiarism the first time he ran for President I don't know when, back in the 1920's maybe, Vic will remember.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (aC6Sd)

295 I'm now thinking McConnell is (still a creep, but) playing a long game. In 2018, Dems hold 23 of the 33 senate seats that are up for grabs. (2 additional seats are independents who caucus w/ Dems).

Of those 23, around 6-8 are really at risk of flipping to Republicans. (leading flippers are Indiana, Montana, Florida, Missouri, N. Dakota, New Mexico and possibly Ohio).

The 8 repubican seats up in 2018 seem pretty safe, especially with Flake and one other squish announcing their retirements.

This doesn't explain McConnell's abhorrent behavior re: Moore, or why he wants to increase the chances of his party losing a safely republican senate seat, but seems to me these issues might be related.

Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (hZ+us)

296 Joe Biden 2020 - Because I'm One Aneurysm Away From Death

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (79p/O)

297
I'd still let him watch my cat before I'd let Joe Biden, though.

Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (GsAUU)
Watch your cat do what???

Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (14URa)

298 they think it has something to do with Social Medial - twitter, FB, Snapchat, Instagram...

Yeah its like Ozzie Osborne on Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL
"Socialism? I like social media!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+)

299 277
Biden graduated at the top of his law school class.*


Well, low density (lightweight) floats.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2017 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

300 can I save lives by getting rid of bite me?

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at November 14, 2017 05:36 PM (8RQER)

301 If I'm not mistaken Joe's other son, the dead one, was also an investor/lobbyist for some shady Russian company. So that'll be fun.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 05:36 PM (LISuA)

302 IIRC Slow Joe got 9,000 votes TOTAL in the 2008 Democratic primary. 9 fucking grand. Not exactly powerhouse numbers.
Posted by: Country Boy at November 14, 2017 05:29 PM (rCfd

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I don't think that is relevant at all. Plenty of people have run and lost in the primaries only to come back and win the second or 3rd time around.

There's some guy named Reagan I think who did that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:31 PM (MuT5

That Reagan guy barely lost the first time. Slow Joe barely even registered last time.

Try again.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 14, 2017 05:36 PM (rCfd8)

303 "Round Perdition's Uranus,
I shall grapple with thy girlish asses."
-- Joey 'Khan' Bidet

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 05:36 PM (wdl1A)

304 I believe Biden has the Orca stamp of approval. Same one she gave Barry. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:37 PM (PY9jH)

305 54 They want to ban mag fed semi-auto in any hand-gun and all long-guns larger than .22.

After that ... all hand-guns (the revolvers they didnt get the first time), any mag fed bolt action, and any large tube mag shotgun.

They just dont know how to say it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 04:50 PM (KBvP5)

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I want to go on record as saying I support this 100% in the same way I supported Obamacare. Which means they implement it so that only Congress, the SCOTUS, and the POTUS are affected for the first ten years. After ten years they can modify it for another ten years.

After twenty years they can bring their information to the public to discuss what they learned.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 14, 2017 05:37 PM (pgpCN)

306 Joe Biden is so dumb he brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2017 05:37 PM (KvWlw)

307 Except nobody in the DNC thinks Biden is stupid. That's a trope on the right. Which is kind of silly since you know Biden isn't stupid. He says stupid shit. There is a difference. Trump also says stupid shit after all. Neither are stupid.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (MuT5

how many electoral votes does DNC have ?

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:37 PM (QC/4S)

308 I don't think that is relevant at all. Plenty of people have run and lost in the primaries only to come back and win the second or 3rd time around.

There's some guy named Reagan I think who did that.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:31 PM (MuT5

Uh, Reagan and Biden. Yeah, their just alike.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2017 05:38 PM (jErY5)

309 290: Except nobody in the DNC thinks Biden is stupid. That's a trope on the right. Which is kind of silly since you know Biden isn't stupid. He says stupid shit. There is a difference. Trump also says stupid shit after all. Neither are stupid.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (MuT5

I think Biden is clever and strategic, but not a smart man.

Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2017 05:38 PM (hZ+us)

310 I am so disgusted, just even thinking about Joe, that I am going to need a nap before the ONT. A nice dreamless sleep, please.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 05:38 PM (EaQ6/)

311 Is the dead Biden son the coke snorter? Or the SiL-screwing son?

Posted by: Jane D'oh



The alive Biden is screwing the widow. He also spent all the money on hookers and blow.

So he the one that got kicked out of the Navy for testing positive for coke after they gave him a waiver the first time for testing positive for coke?
Smart kid.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 14, 2017 05:38 PM (O5Q3r)

312 I don't think that is relevant at all.

Clearly. But it is. Very relevant. he can win his state, once he got office. But he can't win nationally. That's been proven over and over again. And even if he could he's ancient.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:38 PM (39g3+)

313 Omg. I didn't make it past the first few seconds. He's sick. Poor little girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 05:34 PM (PY9jH)

I made it maybe a minute. I'm just, I'm wordless.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 05:38 PM (3myMJ)

314 So Joe Biden's prepping for a run at the big brass ring. It won't be Biden (or any other white male) who gets the Dem nomination in 2020.

My money's on Kamela Harris getting the nod. She checks all the gender and race boxes. She's also farther to the Left than Biden or--God help us--Hillary Clinton. That alone would satisfy the increasingly far-Left base and would bring Bernie's (very embittered) supporters back into the fold.

Posted by: troyriser at November 14, 2017 05:39 PM (my7fr)

315 297
I'd still let him watch my cat before I'd let Joe Biden, though.

Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (GsAUU)
Watch your cat do what???
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (14URa)

--LMAO

I just meant cat-sit.

Joe Biden is a ass. A idiot.

Posted by: logprof Doc Halladay for Hall of Fame 2018! at November 14, 2017 05:39 PM (GsAUU)

316 I made it maybe a minute.

That's what Biden said.

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:39 PM (79p/O)

317 Those videos of Biden groping little girls and men's wives. Seems like one of those females would come forward.

Biden and Reid on the loose separating the boys from the girls.

Posted by: gNewt at November 14, 2017 05:39 PM (X0SOM)

318 Nood government competence.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2017 05:40 PM (tbOMB)

319 He says stupid shit. There is a difference. Trump also says stupid shit after all. Neither are stupid.

There's a pretty significant difference between Trump's daffy stuff and Biden's. Trump's stuff cracks people up and makes them roll their eyes. Biden's makes people cringe and hope he goes away like that uncle that farts all the time and won't shut up about how much he dislikes the Japanese.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 05:40 PM (39g3+)

320 199 >>I'm not saying Biden will win 48 states. Just saying he can win the Trump midwest voter that generally votes Dem but went with Trump. Remember, 110K voters in PA, MI and WI was the margin of victory in 2016. Out of 130M votes. It doesn't take a lot of swing votes to change the outcome for 2020.

And Trump is doing his best to bring jobs back to those areas just like he promised.


We live here. Trump is not trying, he is doing. there is tons of work. Get rid of the illegals and there will maga-tons more.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at November 14, 2017 05:40 PM (EK6pT)

321 316
I made it maybe a minute.



That's what Biden said.

Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at November 14, 2017 05:39 PM


That's why I call 'em ''minute maids''.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at November 14, 2017 05:40 PM (zCyNd)

322 >>>Joe Biden is so dumb he brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Joe Biden so dumb he couldnt make Jello because he couldnt figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in the little cardboard box!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 05:40 PM (4Q9yr)

323 If the Dems were smart, they would go with someone younger and more business and tech-savvy, like Mark Cuban. Luckily, they will again insist on Biden or some other feeble geriatric.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 14, 2017 05:41 PM (ppaKI)

324 290: Except nobody in the DNC thinks Biden is stupid. That's a trope on the right. Which is kind of silly since you know Biden isn't stupid. He says stupid shit. There is a difference. Trump also says stupid shit after all. Neither are stupid.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:35 PM (MuT5

I think Biden is clever and strategic, but not a smart man.

Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2017 05:38 PM (hZ+us)
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Pulling a con job - Biden would be an asset to the team.

Posted by: gNewt at November 14, 2017 05:42 PM (X0SOM)

325 So Joe Biden's prepping for a run at the big brass ring. It won't be Biden (or any other white male) who gets the Dem nomination in 2020.

---

I agree. It's amazing to realize how far left they've jolted since 2008.

We joke about disabled left handed gay hispanic transexuals, but I would be shocked if they can't find a crossdresser or someone in a gay marriage for at least VP.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 14, 2017 05:42 PM (pgpCN)

326 Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05:33 PM (MuT5

As dont get mad. They really are funny.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:42 PM (Z4z/q)

327 I so not know how to do it, but Biden needs to be on the Ticket in 2020. I witnessed him in both VP debates and that needs to be on full display for the Media to defend. I am not sure which debate scared me more the Palin debate or the Ryan debate. Trump needs to tear him a new ass on the stage and ask hey is this the guy you want with his finger on the launch button?

Debate over

Posted by: Picric at November 14, 2017 05:43 PM (fjTko)

328
Biden will use the 'You Can't Criticize Me Because My Son Is Dead' play when questioned about anything.
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly


Worked for Cincy Sheehan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 05:43 PM (IqV8l)

329 JFC, nobody asks the relevant question. Even if you ban the stupidly labeled assault rifles will you be able to stop the bad guys from getting them? How? Our fucking borders are wide open. The only way to close them completely is to use the military, and then we have to hear about posse comitatus!

Please run in 2020 you retard!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 14, 2017 05:44 PM (2X7pN)

330 Joe Biden said his piece very well. He's a better speaker than, say Obama. But he managed to be incoherent in the space of a minute

He started out by saying that the guy who stopped the shooter shouldn't "have been carrying the gun he was carrying". But then he slipped into saying a lot of people have guns who shouldn't have them and there's nothing we can do about that.

Well then... wasn't it a good thing that the guy who stopped the crazy shooter had a gun?

I've listened to this 5 times and I don't know what his point was.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2017 05:44 PM (/qEW2)

331 Biden is so dumb when he was told to look at the dead birds he looked up into the sky .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:46 PM (Z4z/q)

332 Biden will be like 85 in 2020.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 05:46 PM (g4lFK)

333 And why is AG Sessions testifying in a Congressional Hearing? Did we not elect a Republican Congress to stop this bullshit?

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 14, 2017 05:46 PM (2X7pN)

334 Uh, Reagan and Biden. Yeah, their just alike.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2017 05:38 PM (jErY5)


Jen ... Jack ... Chris ...

... people like you always remind me of Purdue Grads. I do not waste my time anymore trying to teach those that already know it all.

But when the flying excrement hits the rotating oscillator ... I do enjoy a good Told You So. Even when some of the shit hits me.

You are all too smart to learn ... but I hope to be around to at least watch you see. And then mock.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 05:47 PM (KBvP5)

335 Well then... wasn't it a good thing that the guy who stopped the crazy shooter had a gun?

I've listened to this 5 times and I don't know what his point was.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2017 05:44 PM (/qEW2)

---

He believes people should call the police.

You know. The guys with guns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 14, 2017 05:48 PM (pgpCN)

336 What a complete fucking dummy.

Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 14, 2017 05:50 PM (6Jgtn)

337 He believes people should call the police.

You know. The guys with guns.
=============

Except when you hear a noise outside your front door. Then you are suppose to unload your shotgun to scare people off or something brilliant like that!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 14, 2017 05:51 PM (2X7pN)

338 Name recognition? Check.
Avuncular looking? Check.
Obama legacy candidate? Check.
Willing to say, believe or do anything to get elected? Check.

Don't misunderestimate the man as a candidate.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 14, 2017 05:52 PM (W/SyC)

339 247---If by "keeping company" you are referring to abandoning his wife and kids to live with her, then yes I think you're right.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 05:28 PM (LISuA)
--------------------------------
Something wrong with that? Huh?

Posted by: Eddie Fisher at November 14, 2017 05:52 PM (0jtPF)

340 so joes' son lost the poker game of life. i have friends that lost sons and daughters. strong people. doesn't mean i would vote for them for any office. why do people think joe gets a free pass over his dead son? wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2017 05:52 PM (KP5rU)

341 Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 05:47 PM (KBvP5)

You think Reagan and Biden are the same in terms as candidates? If someone is going to use a comparison to support their premise then the comparison should at least be similar.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:55 PM (Z4z/q)

342 joe is old, senile, and a fucking perv. keep talking train boy, want a shovel? i'm sure by the next election, he'll be cured. it'll be a christmas miracle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2017 05:55 PM (KP5rU)

343 ***********__
147 were you away last two years ? clinton/obama machine and hostile GOPe could not beat Trump; Trump would beat him like a rented mule.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 05:08 PM (QC/4S)
___

Let's get real...Trump got lucky that he ran against the skankle. Had it been pretty much any other Democrat he would have lost.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 14, 2017 05
**********
But Trump was elected and is pretty much doing what his voters expected. The reaction from the demwits and the left has exposed their delusions of superiority and their corrupt win at all costs attitude. They don't stand a chance of taking Trump out in 2020 and probably even less of beating Pence in 2024.

Posted by: Cosda at November 14, 2017 05:55 PM (6ABNH)

344 I will concede though that it is absolutely possible for anyone to be elected President these days. I did not believe that 30 years ago.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:58 PM (Z4z/q)

345 You think Reagan and Biden are the same in terms as candidates? If someone is going to use a comparison to support their premise then the comparison should at least be similar.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 05:55 PM (Z4z/q)


There it is ... again.

Helpful hint ... about half the country, maybe more, does not revere Reagan.

Projection ... not just a Left Thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 05:59 PM (KBvP5)

346 Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 05:59 PM (KBvP5)

What does revere have to do with it?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 06:04 PM (Z4z/q)

347 "12
But Trump says dumb things!

We should have elected Biden!"

Biden is a plagiarist. If we had elected him, he wouldn't be sayng original dumb things.

Posted by: Another lurking lurker what lurks at November 14, 2017 06:05 PM (Lbm4n)

348 What does revere have to do with it?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 06:04 PM (Z4z/q)


Oh hell ... nothing I guess. If only that roughly just under half of the country that seems to fervently vote against the entire eighties lifestyle would just wake up and see how good they had it !!!!

People like you ... Jack ... Jen ... Chris ... you just damn refuse to game it from the other side.

Fuck showing you ... I just want to play poker with you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 06:11 PM (KBvP5)

349 >>Fuck showing you ... I just want to play poker with you.

Because you're so smart, right Scogg? Does it ever occur to your outsized ego that you are guilty of the very thing you accuse others of?

You have your opinions and others have theirs. We see just as much as you do but we disagree. You are not the wise voice of authority, you are just another voice on a blog like the rest of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 06:16 PM (/tuJf)

350 Further illustration that the current Democrat Party bench, including John McCain, is kaput. Some of them won't even be alive in 2020.

But during the contest to select new DNC leadership in late 2016, a clever come-back plan was proposed: the Democrats will henceforth be the party of non-whites (I wish I were making this up.)

I LIKE IT! HYAAH! (Lord Flashot pelvic thrust.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 14, 2017 06:18 PM (4iZPd)

351 Except the shit I keep saying Jack ... keeps on coming true. And you keep on looking for a pony in that pile of shit.

No biggy Jack. You just need to believe - and I just settle for knowing.

Next stop ... they will move to impeach Trump. I know - I am crazy. Just like always.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 14, 2017 06:23 PM (KBvP5)

352 Suddenly Joe Biden is everywhere! It does make for entertaining TV. Speaking of Biden, I've always wondered--if you're prone to baldness, why don't your hair plugs eventually fall out? Are Joe's a kind of synthetic turf? Or does he just get them "refreshed" as needed? And if so, is it covered under Obamacare?

Posted by: Super Genius at November 14, 2017 08:26 PM (DGD99)

353 Run, Joe, run, please! You are so dumb.

I want the Democrat party destroyed for their pure evil (murder by abortion and celebration of every sexual perversion).

Posted by: Braden Lynch at November 15, 2017 04:36 PM (pRnlX)

354 Well there's at least a couple of things the government doesn't suck at. Growing bureaucracy and punishing law abiding citizens instead of holding actual criminals accountable.

Posted by: Scot at November 16, 2017 01:06 PM (7lxyY)

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