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Open Thread Until The Boss Shows Up

Below the cut: Col. Oliver North's Veteran's Day speech. I featured it on the ONT last week, but you daywalkers deserve a gander too. He tells one of those stories that makes me swell with pride at being an American. It's only a little over 4 minutes long, but it sticks with you. Oh yes, it sticks.

Open thread

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1 Forst?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2017 02:09 PM (Vz9Up)

2 Hallelu

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 02:09 PM (5gaNQ)

3 *first even. i hate tyipng on the Ipad.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2017 02:09 PM (Vz9Up)

4 Fire Jeffy Sessions, NOW

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 02:09 PM (5gaNQ)

5 Can you even assume that people are Americans these days?

What if they identify as something else?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2017 02:10 PM (xfb67)

6 yo yo yo

so how did Sessions do this morning..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 14, 2017 02:10 PM (DEROF)

7 >>so how did Sessions do this morning..?

Still going.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 02:10 PM (/tuJf)

8 Yay!!!

Posted by: JAS at November 14, 2017 02:10 PM (Oj1RP)

9 "School Shooting in far northern CA.

Luckily, shooter now dead (by cop), but not before he killed three.

Early reports say he was a psycho. Not terrorism or political, apparently.

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2017 02:11 PM (42M22)

10 >>so how did Sessions do this morning..?

St. Sessions was fabulous.
/s

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 02:11 PM (r9UYA)

11 *Gasps*

Thank zod!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2017 02:11 PM (tbOMB)

12 5 Can you even assume that people are Americans these days?

What if they identify as something else?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2017 02:10 PM (xfb67)

Most libs I know identify as "citizens of the world"

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 02:12 PM (5gaNQ)

13 Should I be worried? I think maybe I'm worried.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 14, 2017 02:12 PM (u0s1P)

14 Bruce Springsteen's going to be here?

Let me go get some eggs and rotten vegetables.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 14, 2017 02:12 PM (hVoJQ)

15 smells pretty fresh!

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 02:12 PM (LISuA)

16 but you daywalkers deserve a gander too.

I thought the daywalkers weren't allowed nice things?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2017 02:13 PM (ctuyM)

17 Here is the exact phraseology used to describe the death of the California school shooter:

"The suspected shooting is deceased by law enforcement bullets, the deputy said.

Why such weird euphemisms these days? Why not just say, "The cops shot him."?

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2017 02:13 PM (42M22)

18 "yo yo yo

so how did Sessions do this morning..?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken"


He got called old by John Conyers. I had no idea that John Conyers was (a) alive and (b) still in Congress. I guess (a) is up for debate.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2017 02:13 PM (OD2ni)

19 5 Can you even assume that people are Americans these days?

You're supposed to ask them baseball trivia questions.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 14, 2017 02:13 PM (QM5S2)

20 The Dems are full on cock suckers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:14 PM (5y11N)

21 Daywalkers already get fresh new Ace Reviews.

Why should they get more good stuff?

Oh. Wait. I'm a Day walker now.

*crap*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 14, 2017 02:14 PM (hVoJQ)

22 I am a South Carolinian by birth, Texan by choice, and American by the Grace Of GOD. I do not take kindly insults of any of those entities, especially GOD.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2017 02:14 PM (zLDYs)

23 Should we recommend for Salty Dawg's student the adventures of the Lovely Angels Kei and Yuri?

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:15 PM (wdl1A)

24 CNN spoke with over 50 current and former lawmakers, aides and staff
who have personally experienced sexual harassment on The Hill or know
people who have.


Be extra careful of the male
lawmakers who sleep in their offices - they can be trouble. Avoid
finding yourself alone with a congressman or senator in elevators,
late-night meetings or events where alcohol is flowing. And think twice
before speaking out about sexual harassment from a boss - it could cost
you your career.
Oh please, oh please, let Ryan be on the creep list.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2017 02:15 PM (tbOMB)

25 Rep. Jim Jordan grilled St. Sessions to no avail.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 02:15 PM (r9UYA)

26 I bet this guy Lue sucks cock

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:15 PM (5y11N)

27 Good thing a bunch of those law enforcement bullets were around.

They leapt into action penetrating the miscreanats body.

Some will be recovered later, others were flattened and shattered beyond recovery.

We salute our brother Law Enforcement Bullets and their bravery.

Please send any donations to the Bullets families.

Some of them had little BB's and will be missed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 14, 2017 02:17 PM (hVoJQ)

28 "The suspected shooting is deceased by law enforcement bullets, the deputy said."

----------------------------------------

Words never heard in Chicago or Baltimore.


Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 02:17 PM (LISuA)

29 >>I bet this guy Lue sucks cock

Same turd who walked out on the House moment of silence for the shooting victims in Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 02:17 PM (/tuJf)

30 11 *Gasps* Thank zod! Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2017 02:11 PM (tbOMB)

Your gratitude is acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:17 PM (Bdeb0)

31
Made me cry, damnit.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 14, 2017 02:18 PM (4XCge)

32 All bullets should be law enforcement bullets.

Posted by: Your Betters at November 14, 2017 02:19 PM (r9UYA)

33 Same turd who walked out on the House moment of silence for the shooting victims in Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 02:17 PM (/tuJ

Yes.

Any RINO who think we can work with these cock suckers is a fool or worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:19 PM (5y11N)

34 5 Can you even assume that people are Americans these days?

What if they identify as something else?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2017 02:10 PM (xfb67)

People are identifying less as Americans and more as members of interest groups. This is what the left wants -- easier to control groups than individuals.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 14, 2017 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

35 "so how did Sessions do this morning..?"


I ended early so I could take a nap before Matlock.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at November 14, 2017 02:19 PM (OD2ni)

36 Trying a nic change.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead and Toxically Masculine) at November 14, 2017 02:21 PM (hVoJQ)

37 One can afford to call him/her self a "citizen of the world" when American soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines put their lives on the line every day to keep our enemies away from our shores.

The term "citizen of the world" is a conceit expressed by people who have no idea about what price our country pays for its citizens' freedom and liberty.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2017 02:21 PM (Pqytn)

38 Thomas J. Hudner has passed away at the age of 93. Hudner was awarded the Medal of Honor for landing his F4U Corsair in Korea in an attempt to save a fellow pilot's life after their F4U crashed.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=75941

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:21 PM (wdl1A)

39 The very first thing Trump needs to do upon returning Stateside is fire Sessions and replace him with someone who isn't (a. corrupt, (b. compromised, (c. incompetent, (d. cowardly, or (e. all of the above.


At this point I have no idea which of (a) through (e) apply to Sessions.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 14, 2017 02:21 PM (6JL3d)

40
Well, hillary never did have a problem with sex predators:

http://tinyurl.com/yaw9nw4p

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2017 02:22 PM (r+sAi)

41 23 Should we recommend for Salty Dawg's student the adventures of the Lovely Angels Kei and Yuri?

Nyah?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:15 PM (wdl1A)


Heat Guy J and Gad Guard.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 02:22 PM (CMbMd)

42 One can afford to call him/her self a "citizen of the world" when American soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines put their lives on the line every day to keep our enemies away from our shores.

The term "citizen of the world" is a conceit expressed by people who have no idea about what price our country pays for its citizens' freedom and liberty.
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2017 02:21 PM (Pqytn)

I suggest they renounce their US Citizenships and Passports

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:22 PM (5y11N)

43 My G-D, The Left is disgusting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:23 PM (5y11N)

44 A muse once bit my sister.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 02:23 PM (tRaq7)

45 I saw that shit weezil from NJ try to formulate a Russia question for Sessions and Sessions just stumbled through a non response.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 14, 2017 02:24 PM (qZdIZ)

46 so how did Sessions do this morning..?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 14, 2017 02:10 PM (DEROF)


Some say he did awful others say he did fine.
Follows the usual split here.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

47
Wait.

Daywalkers???


I thought the blog shut down at 6:00 PM??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

48 Glenn Simpson is testifying before the House Intel Committee right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 02:25 PM (/tuJf)

49 you have to wonder what incredible line of BS Sessions slung at PDT to get the appointment, let alone keep it through all these moths of total incompetence.

unless, of course, there is some sort of sooper sekrit nth dimensional chess going on, and all will be revealed one day...

but i'm not 4chan enough to have that as a valid hope.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2017 02:26 PM (VXS7N)

50 Listen to this clown will ya? Haha.


Rep. Matt Gaetz: "The American people are tired of this double standard where there;s one set of rules for the Clintons, and another set of rules for everyone else."

Posted by: St. Sessions at November 14, 2017 02:26 PM (r9UYA)

51 zombie, #17:

"Why such weird euphemisms these days?"

Tell me about it. On a recent flight, the flight attendants asked for our cooperation "so that we can leave on an on-time departure."

Because "so we can leave on time" is just too casual, I guess.

Posted by: JPS at November 14, 2017 02:26 PM (UICux)

52 WD, Thanks so much for the Ollie North video. With all the lies and injustice trying to drown us these days this gives me a bit of a lift and some hope.

Posted by: JTB at November 14, 2017 02:27 PM (V+03K)

53 From previous:

I have no idea what to recommend. Not an Anime person. Do you have some recommendations?

Posted by: NaCly Dog


Honestly, I'm shocked nobody's recommended Planetes yet...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 14, 2017 02:27 PM (AM1GF)

54 Glenn Simpson is testifying before the House Intel Committee right now.
---
Gene Simmons would be more entertaining...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2017 02:28 PM (VXS7N)

55 I thought the blog shut down at 6:00 PM??

No, that's when the hospital closes here in Resume Speed, AL.

This place is so small, at the city limits there's a sign that says, "Welcome to Resume Speed."

There's another sign on the back that says the same thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 02:29 PM (tRaq7)

56 "Law enforcement bullets"

You know, the special ones blessed by the paladins of Saint Cuthbert.

Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2017 02:30 PM (E2WM7)

57 I have no idea what to recommend. Not an Anime person. Do you have some recommendations?

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Honestly, I'm shocked nobody's recommended Planetes yet...




I'm sure Kurt Eichenwald has some recs for you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 02:31 PM (BoMuO)

58 So how many miliKohns of ignorance is being displayed on Capitol Hill today?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:31 PM (wdl1A)

59 "Gene Simmons would be more entertaining...
Posted by: redc1c4 "


Especially if he brought Shannon Tweed with him.

Of course, I am basing that on my late 80's/early 90's recollection of Shannon from her Cinemax heyday.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2017 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

60 57 I'm sure Kurt Eichenwald has some recs for you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 02:31 PM (BoMuO)


But only if you call him "Overfiend".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 02:31 PM (CMbMd)

61 @49

Basically Trump has been told by GOP leadership that they won't let him fire or replace Sessions, which is why they have been keeping pro forma sessions going so that Trump can't fire then recess appoint a Sessions replacement.

It's amazing to realize that the choosing of Sessions as his AG has been Trumps worst decision and the firing of Flynn was probably his second.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (71/k8)

62 You don't just *fire* Sessions. You trade him.

Granted, he's old, and wouldn't stand up to much torment from the Left, but we could probably get a couple of young Latino councilmen or a first-term House member. Defectors are more expensive; he's just got too many miles to buy back a turncoat for, umm, "re-grooving."

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

63 So.....Ace said he was taking the day off yesterday but never left. Today?

I think the Boss has been playing with his Time Machine again and forgot when he was.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (K0eS7)

64 Is ace completing Phas3 or is he on Twitter?

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (LiyEm)

65 Gene Simmons would be more entertaining...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2017 02:28 PM


You want Gene Simmons
You'll get Richard Simmons

Posted by: AoSHQ Fulfillment Centre at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (ctuyM)

66 "Law enforcement bullets"



You know, the special ones blessed by the paladins of Saint Cuthbert.

Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2017 02:30 PM (E2WM7)
------------------------------------------------------------

Let's be careful with the terminology used.

Special law enforcement bullets are reserved for the feds since they are all special. State and local yokels have standard law enforcement bullets.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (5NMZN)

67 Planetes

Maybe if you like a bunch of screwballs in space who's job is deadly serious - clean up the orbital debris before another ship with passengers is destroyed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (wdl1A)

68 "You can have Sessions and his family. We want Broward County in 2020, hands down. Final offer."

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:33 PM (Bdeb0)

69 32 All bullets should be law enforcement bullets.
Posted by: Your Betters at November 14, 2017 02:19 PM (r9UYA)

That's all I use for my implements of protection and self defense. Federal LEO

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)

70 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:15 PM (wdl1A)





What is Nyah an acronym for? Never seen that one.

Posted by: Steck at November 14, 2017 02:33 PM (LlRQB)

71 A playful pircupine what thinks he's a puppy


https://youtu.be/U5I5H7EeC8k

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2017 02:34 PM (LiyEm)

72 If Session didn't take the 5th he did fine.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 02:34 PM (3myMJ)

73 Defectors are more expensive; he's just got too many miles to buy back a turncoat for, umm, "re-grooving."

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

====================
Like Arlen Specter or Jim Jeffords?

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2017 02:34 PM (Pqytn)

74 >>Like Arlen Specter or Jim Jeffords?
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2017 02:34 PM (Pqytn)

Yep.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

75 If one wants semi old-school mindfvckery, then there's "Please Save My Earth".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 02:35 PM (CMbMd)

76 Ok, just to be a contrarian cynical asshole, I have to wonder, did that brave act make a difference? Are Iraqi attitudes toward us better than they would have been because of such acts? Are they learning something about our values (ie. woke)? Dostoyevsky in Notes from Underground said "I believe the definition of a human being is a creature that walks on two legs and is ungrateful". The past several years have left my default setting to "cynical".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2017 02:35 PM (/qEW2)

77 School shooting in CA. There will be a gun ban, folks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 02:35 PM (BoMuO)

78 Nyah is one of the words Japanese use to try and describe sounds made by cats.

Miyah is the sound a cabbit makes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:35 PM (wdl1A)

79 What is Nyah an acronym for? Never seen that one.

Posted by: Steck


It's more of a sound effect, like PHBBBBT or yawwwwwwn.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 14, 2017 02:36 PM (AM1GF)

80 Why such weird euphemisms these days? Why not just say, "The cops shot him."?
========

Writer must get paid by the word. Either that or they are under the mistaken impression that they are a master of prose.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2017 02:36 PM (vg8iE)

81 Sessions is rambling like a dementia patient

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 02:36 PM (5gaNQ)

82 Meanwhile a serial killer in Florida may have killed a fourth victim

"A Florida man walking to church to feed the homeless is believed to have become the fourth victim of a serial killer shooting people at random in Tampa..."

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 02:36 PM (3myMJ)

83 >>Are Iraqi attitudes toward us better than they would have been because of such acts? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2017 02:35 PM (/qEW2)

No. I worked with them. Their allegiances are entirely situational, temporary, and cheap.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

84 firing of Flynn was probably his second.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (71/k

I never liked Flynn and it because of his supposed flirtation in love for the Turks. It's a shame PDT ever got involved with him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:36 PM (5y11N)

85 Anna Puma: "So how many miliKohns of ignorance is being displayed on Capitol Hill today?"

Without watching I'm going to say, "All of Them Except Those Displayed By MSNBC".

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 14, 2017 02:37 PM (H8S+R)

86 I bet this guy Lue sucks cock
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:15 PM (5y11N)

He cucks socks.

Posted by: It's OK to be white at November 14, 2017 02:37 PM (hyZqB)

87 Can someone check on ace? Make sure he's had enough water and hasn't been crushed under an avalanche of collapsed shelving?

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at November 14, 2017 02:37 PM (rP4OC)

88 Most libs I know identify as "citizens of the world"
==========

I suppose they have the requisite paperwork attesting to such.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2017 02:37 PM (vg8iE)

89 >>and cheap. Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

to clarify: ...or expensive, depending which side of the ledger your accounting.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)

90 Among other things the Left is rude and who is this ugly left wing bitch talking now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:37 PM (5y11N)

91 Is ace completing Phas3 or is he on Twitter?

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (LiyEm)


Buried under a pile of shelving and AD&D modules.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (hLRSq)

92 There's an interesting bit of wisdom known mostly only by linguists:

When someone used Anglo-Saxon words when speaking, they're telling the truth. But when they used Latin-based words to say the same thing, they're lying or trying to hide the truth.

Examples:

"I fucked her" vs. "The participants involved engaged in consensual coital intercourse."

""Cops shoot madman" vs. "The individual of undetermined sanity was incapacitated and rendered likely deceased by police ordnance."

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (42M22)

93 I'd take the week off if I was Ace. This Roy Moore op is causing disillusionment bigly.

Posted by: Amazon at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (uG7LM)

94 No. I worked with them. Their allegiances are entirely situational, temporary, and cheap.

I worked with a bunch of Iranian kollidge students back in the '70's. Their contempt for Christians and the US was palpable.

What a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (tRaq7)

95 He's embarrassing

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (5gaNQ)

96 "Among other things the Left is rude and who is this ugly left wing bitch talking now"

You just described the Left completely in 17 words.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (3myMJ)

97 91 Buried under a pile of shelving and AD&D modules.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (hLRSq)


And Blu-Ray sets of everything Adam Baldwin has ever been in.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (CMbMd)

98 Can someone check on ace? Make sure he's had enough water and hasn't been crushed under an avalanche of collapsed shelving?
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at November 14, 2017 02:37 PM (rP4OC)


He's been crushed under his own muscle mass.

Posted by: It's OK to be white at November 14, 2017 02:39 PM (hyZqB)

99 Miyah is the sound a cabbit makes.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:35 PM (wdl1A)


How many cabbits long is the ark you're building?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 02:40 PM (hLRSq)

100 Did Ace fall victim to his own Hobo deadfall trap?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:40 PM (wdl1A)

101 Japayal?

what a rude fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 02:40 PM (5y11N)

102 Any word on how Judge Moore is really doing down in Alabama? I just need some good news...you know like maybe Mitch Mcturrtle had a stroke and is going to be a vegetable for the next few years...or something along those lines. Or that maybe he gets hit in the head with a frozen ball of poo from a passing airplane...funny and useful.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at November 14, 2017 02:40 PM (CuDAv)

103 88 Most libs I know identify as "citizens of the world"
==========

I suppose they have the requisite paperwork attesting to such.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2017 02:37 PM (vg8iE)

It usually means they want illegal alien labor at their home or business

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 02:40 PM (5gaNQ)

104 Since the length of a cabbit approximates the length of a cubit, the same.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:41 PM (wdl1A)

105 I've said it before, but if Christie hadn't put Javanka's daddy in jail, he would be AG today

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 02:42 PM (5gaNQ)

106 A "cabbit" is a Democrat's unit of measure based on the distance between the Democrat's fingertips and a working man's wallet.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2017 02:42 PM (Pqytn)

107 Cabbits are the units of measurement used for designing urks.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

108 Shouldn't someone call Lifeline, on Ace's behalf?


Help! I'm buried under my shelving and I can't get up."

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 02:42 PM (LISuA)

109 Off to run errands.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 02:42 PM (tRaq7)

110 A "cabbit" is a Democrat's unit of measure based on the distance between the Democrat's fingertips and a working man's wallet.
=========

I thought that was a "grabbit."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2017 02:42 PM (vg8iE)

111 Is there anything deputy dawg has not recused himself from? I suspect he basically naps

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2017 02:43 PM (5gaNQ)

112 101. What a rude arrogant person.

Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2017 02:43 PM (hZ+us)

113 Off to run errands.

Y'all try to behave.




If you see Ace, tell him we said Hi!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 02:43 PM (BoMuO)

114 Can you even assume that people are Americans these days?

You're supposed to ask them baseball trivia questions.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 14, 2017 02:13 PM (QM5S2)



Who's on first?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 02:44 PM (493sH)

115 *To the best of my recollection* is a phrase like *no disrespect, but* in that you have nearly unlimited license in what follows.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 02:44 PM (4Q9yr)

116 Miyah is the sound a cabbit makes.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:35 PM (wdl1A)


Perhaps he needs an intervention from H&G television. Send over some contractors who can recommend hazmat cleaning services and show him how tools work.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

117 Ok, just to be a contrarian cynical asshole, I have to wonder, did that
brave act make a difference? Are Iraqi attitudes toward us better than
they would have been because of such acts? Are they learning something
about our values (ie. woke)? Dostoyevsky in Notes from Underground said
"I believe the definition of a human being is a creature that walks on
two legs and is ungrateful". The past several years have left my default
setting to "cynical".


I suggest that you read "A Flowershop in Baghdad" by sometimes Moron Mike Banzet. We were making a difference, slowly, until JEF pulled the plug.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 14, 2017 02:45 PM (Nyyc4)

118 Ah, no, it's wasn't guns that killed the villain it was the bullets.

Posted by: gNewt at November 14, 2017 02:45 PM (Ik+Dg)

119 I like the comedian Bill Burr bit where he says white guys need to take a lesson from black guys and switch the placement of the adjective, mother fucker , to avoid sounding totally racist.



Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 02:46 PM (Z4z/q)

120 Ace may need bail. Something about receiving stolen brackets and moly bolts.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 14, 2017 02:46 PM (3myMJ)

121 From the previous threads convo on current sci-fi anime appropriate for a 7th grader...

Despite the name, "Bodacious Space Pirates." No nudity or anything. A group of high school girls become pirates, in a universe where "pirates" are supposed to be just for show (scheduled "piracy" of spacegoing luxury liners.)

"Gargantua on the Verdurous Planet". Some minimally dressed characters here and there. Programmed-from-birth super soldier finds himself accidentally warped to a completely peaceful planet; then discovers the enemy followed him...

Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2017 02:47 PM (E2WM7)

122 ace lives

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 02:47 PM (/tuJf)

123 "Do you believe these young women?" Jackson Lee asked Sessions

"I have no reason to doubt these young women," the attorney general told the committee under oath

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 02:48 PM (r9UYA)

124 Brought a tear to my eye, that video. So true.

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2017 02:49 PM (gbWkA)

125 Did Ace fall victim to his own Hobo deadfall trap?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2017 02:40 PM (wdl1A)

----

You mean he banned himself again??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

126 great video, thanks for posting it. wish I had seen it on Veterans Day. OT, did anyone see a American Valor: A Salute to Our Heroes over the weekend on REELZ...it was amazing - watch it if you can find it.

Posted by: the Butcher at November 14, 2017 02:50 PM (DIosY)

127 >>We were making a difference, slowly, until JEF pulled the plug. Posted by: Weirddave at November 14, 2017 02:45 PM (Nyyc4)

Respectfully disagree. it's said that "if you don't know who the mark at the table is, the mark is you."

We were the mark in Iraq from the word go.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 02:52 PM (Bdeb0)

128
Can someone check on ace? Make sure he's had enough water and hasn't been crushed under an avalanche of collapsed shelving?

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth _____________

Yeah, I can see him. He seems to be okay, well, considering what he's doing....


Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 14, 2017 02:52 PM (0mskG)

129
Basically Trump has been told by GOP leadership
that they won't let him fire or replace Sessions, which is why they have
been keeping pro forma sessions going so that Trump can't fire then
recess appoint a Sessions replacement.



It's amazing to realize that the choosing of Sessions as his AG has
been Trumps worst decision and the firing of Flynn was probably his
second.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 14, 2017 02:32 PM (71/k

I don't think they can keep Trump from firing Sessions. They can stop him appointing someone in recess but there must be one non-perfidious bureaucrat in the AG's office that Trump could appoint provisional AG.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 14, 2017 02:52 PM (3JA/M)

130 Never been a time nor will there ever be, that I have not been proud of being an American, nor a time I have not been proud of my country.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 14, 2017 02:54 PM (S/hVx)

131
"I have no reason to doubt these young women," the attorney general told the committee under oath

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 02:48 PM (r9UYA)

He has no reason to believe them without proof.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 14, 2017 02:56 PM (3JA/M)

132 nood

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

133 I suggest that you read "A Flowershop in Baghdad" by sometimes Moron Mike Banzet. We were making a difference, slowly, until JEF pulled the plug.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 14, 2017 02:45 PM (Nyyc4)


========

Thanks - the reviews seem good. An eyewitness account as well. I'll look into it. I'd like to think that despite a long history of a culture indifferent to our ideals, exposure could change them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2017 03:29 PM (/qEW2)

134 Never been a time nor will there ever be, that I have not been proud of being an American, nor a time I have not been proud of my country.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 14, 2017 02:54 PM (S/hVx)


I want to clone irongrampa.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 14, 2017 03:30 PM (/ZbKn)

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