Mid-Morning Open Thread

The Day Dream
Dante Gabriel Rossetti

Posted by: CBD at 09:38 AM

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1 He looks unhappy.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:37 AM (NWiLs)

2 Nd

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2017 09:37 AM (uLuPn)

3 Moooom!! There's a giant transvestite in the tree again.

Posted by: BigZesty at November 14, 2017 09:37 AM (hJn/J)

4 Is that a renaissance tranny?

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2017 09:38 AM (uLuPn)

5 That's a man baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at November 14, 2017 09:38 AM (NRUEd)

6 The trees look pretty happy tho.

Posted by: The Bartender at November 14, 2017 09:38 AM (ukNFU)

7 Jolly Green Giant

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2017 09:38 AM (uLuPn)

8 A bit rapey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2017 09:39 AM (QQ+il)

9 @#1

"Xhe" looks unhappy. Proper LBGTTQ+ gender pronoun usage, please.

Posted by: FH at November 14, 2017 09:39 AM (FGvan)

10 That is very green. Could she be the sniper?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (hLRSq)

11 "Xhe" looks unhappy.

Banned from the mall.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (QQ+il)

12 Willowed:

Missouri has opened an anti-trust investigation into Google.

About damn time.

Break them up, spin off Android.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (oVJmc)

13 WOOPWOOPWOOP
EXERCISE CAUTION
EXTREME CAUTION
WOOPWOOPWOOP

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (4Q9yr)

14 It's a trap!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (3ZqOU)

15 Bet there is a lot of green moss growing there under that dress.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (QLvwG)

16 Even her eyes are green.

Sherwin Williams must have had a special on green paint.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (hLRSq)

17 love the painting

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (hMwEB)

18 My last comment below was willowed:

By the way, remember when it was a "thing" for psychiatrists to convince
women they had been raped or abused by their fathers? Even when nothing
of the sort had ever happened?

A lot of families were destroyed by those women's false memories.

Back on topic: interesting painting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (PY9jH)

19 It's just a tree. I don't see anybody.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (BoMuO)

20 Going with a similar El Greco palette. I like that .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (Z4z/q)

21 This looks like one that should be full of allegories that I don't get.

I think the artist needs some work on anatomical touches like hands and her Adam's apple.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (gIRsn)

22 willowed -

The yearbook message:

To a sweet more beautiful girl I could not say "Merry Christmas"
Christmas 1977
Love,
Roy Moore, D.A.
12-22-77
Olde Hickory House

Starting with the word Moore the ink changes from black to blue. The very last line is printed instead of script.

The M in Moore is different. The r is different. The 7s in 1977 and -77 are very different.

At least 2 different people wrote this.

https://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2/status/930424178842402817

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (hMwEB)

23 Poor posture. He needs to go to finishing school.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (QLvwG)

24 Rossetti, a true practitioner of the Moron lifestyle.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (Bdeb0)

25 gorgeous. It would fit perfectly in my library, right above the fireplace.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (LISuA)

26 Those feet
Those shoulders
Those arms
Those hands

It's a trap.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 09:42 AM (g4lFK)

27 Why learn to paint if this is what you're gonna paint?

Posted by: Corona at November 14, 2017 09:42 AM (OqTGG)

28 She's sporting the Alysin Camerota face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:42 AM (PY9jH)

29 Also Willowed:

"I had older guys "almost rape" me back when I was a teenager; but, back then it was just called trying to get to third base, and you slapped the guy, got out of the car, and moved on."

Think of how strong, independent and honest one of the women media anchors would look like if she adopted this view.

She would have at least half the country tuning in every evening to hear what she says.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2017 09:42 AM (coYZ7)

30 gorgeous fabric

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 09:43 AM (hMwEB)

31 9 @#1

"Xhe" looks unhappy. Proper LBGTTQ+ gender pronoun usage, please.
Posted by: FH at November 14, 2017 09:39 AM (FGvan)

Sure thing, sugartits. But first...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

32 She needs to get those spots on her hand checked out. Might be syphilis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 09:43 AM (BoMuO)

33 There are liver spots on his right hand.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

34 Hands, feet, Adam's apple.

The whole package. So to speak.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2017 09:43 AM (Vv881)

35 As a stone sculpture, would make a fine gargoyle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 09:44 AM (QLvwG)

36 Those fingers are creepy

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 09:44 AM (jxbfJ)

37 Bit of a manjaw there, but still pretty attractive.

Shame that either the model had odd-looking feet, or Rossetti was poor at drawing them. Her arch is in the oddest place.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 14, 2017 09:44 AM (YWG/U)

38 That sniper needs to work a bit more on the camouflage. They got the color right at least.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 14, 2017 09:44 AM (cAnNx)

39 Alabama SOS's choice to take Roy Moore's seat if Moore wins.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 09:44 AM (WDCYi)

40 L-O-L-A?

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2017 09:44 AM (gbWkA)

41 That painting made me wonder, has Bergdahl gone trannie yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:44 AM (PY9jH)

42 For some reason, I thought the title would be 'Spring' -- as part of a series. I recognize the model (Jane somebody, I think) and she appears in a lot of paintings of the period.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 09:45 AM (MIKMs)

43 Square jaw, size 17 neck, man hands, size 12 feet...that's a dude, dude!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (NWiLs)

44 Man, I can bring on a new thread so fast.

Re-asking....

Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (Enq6K)

45 Clinton spokeswhore on Fox just said (re Moore), "No one wants someone like this sitting in the Senate."

Outta words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (PY9jH)

46 41 That painting made me wonder, has Bergdahl gone trannie yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:44 AM (PY9jH)

Sunni Muslims don't go tranny.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (WDCYi)

47 Richard Keil in drag?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (oVJmc)

48 On WeaselZippers, a link to CampusReform on a study at UNC Charlotte stating that small desks create a "hostile physical environment" for fat students.

I was always mad at the fat students for blocking my view of the hottie sitting two rows in front of me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (jxbfJ)

49 Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (Enq6K)

Who knows why a 16-year-old girl does anything she does?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (NWiLs)

50 Her name was Lola
She was a show girl

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (uLuPn)

51 For some reason, I thought the title would be
'Spring' -- as part of a series. I recognize the model (Jane somebody, I
think) and she appears in a lot of paintings of the period.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 09:45 AM (MIKMs)

'She' must have worked cheap and provided certain ancillary benefits to the artists. Only explanation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (QLvwG)

52 Hey asswipe, can I have my name back please?

Posted by: Dante Alighieri at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (/qEW2)

53 um, there is a tree branch growing out of her stomach..what kind of allegory is THAT ??

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (QC/4S)

54 Clinton spokeswhore on Fox just said (re Moore), "No one wants someone like this sitting in the Senate."

How about the Presidency? asks Bill C. of Little Rock.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (oVJmc)

55 This is an example of the Pre-Raphaelites. This group believed that the art of Raphael was the pinnacle of Western art and everything after that was a corruption. Their art mimics the styles and ideals of the High Renaissance and Raphael's use of color and the sentimental purity of the figures.

Posted by: Kris at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (nwqNw)

56 Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying
her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to
me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be
a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (Enq6K)

Word. On the last day of school every year, we had yearbook signings AT SCHOOL.

That whole story stinks to high hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH)

57 Those traps are like Tom Hardy's in the movie Warrior.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 09:48 AM (g4lFK)

58 On WeaselZippers, a link to CampusReform on a study at UNC Charlotte stating that small desks create a "hostile physical environment" for fat students.

I was always mad at the fat students for blocking my view of the hottie sitting two rows in front of me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (jxbfJ)

It also mentioned, fat People don't seem to have a problem with the small tables in the cafeteria

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 09:48 AM (5y11N)

59 Clinton spokeswhore on Fox just said (re Moore), "No one wants someone like this sitting in the Senate."

==

Alabama, now you HAVE TO vote this Moore guy in. Simply MUST !

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 09:48 AM (QC/4S)

60 53 um, there is a tree branch growing out of her stomach..what kind of allegory is THAT ??

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (QC/4S)

Does she live within 10 miles of you? No? Then stop pushing conspiracy theories and smashing coffee makers.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (WDCYi)

61 um, there is a tree branch growing out of her stomach..what kind of allegory is THAT ??

Just an extra limb.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (oVJmc)

62 People are saying tranny, I'm saying her face just accidentally shrunk to 3/4 size.

Posted by: Idlepundit at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (tdVTp)

63 This is a superb painting. The London Plane (Platanus � acerifolia) is beautifully juxtaposed with the Gloriosa lily: note how the red-chestnut of the elongate, petal like leaf bracts sets off the crimson and yellow of the latter's backswept petals.

Interestingly, the mammal-person in the middle appears to have the same variegation on its hands that one sees on the bark of London Plane tree. Probably beenm hanging out there a bit long for her health.

Nice choice. Could use a cabin though. cabins are always nice.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (CPk08)

64 Tami, see also my comment I reposted at 18.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (PY9jH)

65 That whole story stinks to high hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH)

Ya Know I never understood that saying...I mean with all that fire, you would think Hell would have a nice BBQ smell. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (5y11N)

66 >>>That painting made me wonder, has Bergdahl gone trannie yet?

Not yet. GEN Abrams is reviewing sentence, and Admin types are reviewing pay status.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (4Q9yr)

67 That's lousy camouflage for a sniper.

Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (88xKn)

68 Square jaw, size 17 neck, man hands, size 12 feet...that's a dude, dude!

Close. It's Aubrey Beardsley.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (H5rtT)

69 With those hands, he would make a good utility infielder, if he had quick agility, a strong arm, and batted .275 or better.

Nickname of 'Scoop'

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (QLvwG)

70 Wasn't it convenient of Moore to put his future job description, the date, and the location?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 09:50 AM (oVJmc)

71 I think the day dream is the dude is looking at a tree and daydreaming this mannish broad is in it...

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2017 09:50 AM (LiyEm)

72 So, one of the accusers remembers that she has a yearbook signed by an ex bf named Roy and adds "Moore" in blue ink.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 09:50 AM (BoMuO)

73 Ya Know I never understood that saying...I mean with
all that fire, you would think Hell would have a nice BBQ smell. Just
saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (5y11N)

Smell of sulphur?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:50 AM (PY9jH)

74 69
With those hands, he would make a good utility infielder,

Probably a catcher.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2017 09:51 AM (Vv881)

75 Does she live within 10 miles of you? No? Then stop pushing conspiracy theories and smashing coffee makers.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (WDCYi)

now you tell me...sheesh, 3 hours ago would have been prime...

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 09:51 AM (QC/4S)

76 Try reading up on Jane Morris (Rossetti's model here) on Wiki. Born to lower-class parents, she turned out to be more than enough woman for at least three Victorian poets and artists, and became an educated and politically active public figure in addition to being a supermodel.

Posted by: William Befort at November 14, 2017 09:51 AM (hJFOo)

77 >>> um, there is a tree branch growing out of her stomach..what kind of allegory is THAT ??

She is hungry for a Smoothie?
Like Bannon?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 09:51 AM (4Q9yr)

78 Pretty good. Not a Bob Ross. But decent.

Posted by: jd at November 14, 2017 09:52 AM (iBtsV)

79 He was going to add "P.S., I totally raped you" but the ink ran out in that pen, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 09:52 AM (BoMuO)

80
There is something about this painting that reminds me of the designs of William Morris.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 14, 2017 09:52 AM (TdMsT)

81 76 Try reading up on Jane Morris (Rossetti's model here) on Wiki. Born to lower-class parents, she turned out to be more than enough woman for at least three Victorian poets and artists, and became an educated and politically active public figure in addition to being a supermodel.
Posted by: William Befort at November 14, 2017 09:51 AM (hJFOo)

Why does she have variegated bark?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 14, 2017 09:52 AM (CPk08)

82 That's no tranny. That's his wife:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Morris

Nice to know my namesake was into feet as well.

Posted by: Dick Morris at November 14, 2017 09:52 AM (/qEW2)

83 Entwife?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:52 AM (NWiLs)

84 ugly picture

Posted by: Kim Jong-Nun at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (artIV)

85 That model of Terminator was notorious for being "off" appearance-wise. Also for climbing up in trees and pondering verse instead of killing people.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (AM1GF)

86 Is that a monkey behind her shoulder, next to the tree?

(Maybe he's the sniper).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (BXf9o)

87 I always wondered where Shoeless Joe disappeared to and how he made money.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (g4lFK)

88 64 Tami, see also my comment I reposted at 18.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:49 AM (PY9jH)

Yeah, something is just not right.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (Enq6K)

89 Judge Roy better file that libel suit.
I think that will be a make or break on the spin wars.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (QM5S2)

90 The old memory's not what it used to be, so after the idea bothered me for a while I had to go look some stuff up.

The officer who banned Judge Moore from the mall was named Gecko45.
Anyone else remember his adventures? http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (H5rtT)

91 At least 2 different people wrote this.

https://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2/status/930424178842402817

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (hMwEB)Thomas Wictor destroys this on Twitter, plus Moore was DDA at the time, not DA. Olde was Old - so many goofs. Yet the cut/paste MFM hacks are still running with it - google is hard.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (RHEDC)

92 Why does she have variegated bark?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 14, 2017 09:52 AM (CPk0

It's worse than her variegated bite.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:54 AM (NWiLs)

93 If, ok, when they get away with this, the progs, dems and gopes will just escalate and the sky is the limit. Eff them.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 14, 2017 09:54 AM (suO/a)

94 um, there is a tree branch growing out of her stomach..what kind of allegory is THAT ??

She is hungry for a Smoothie?
Like Bannon?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 09:51 AM (4Q9yr)

mkay, but do you like her ? does she appeal to you ??

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 09:54 AM (QC/4S)

95 Ok sorry, Rosetti was not married to Morris.

Posted by: Dick Morris at November 14, 2017 09:55 AM (/qEW2)

96 Did you hear the one about why the GOPe is fighting so hard against Roy Moore in the Senate?

They are fighting so hard, because if they lose to the democrat it - get this - affects their ability to get their agenda through the Senate.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2017 09:55 AM (tbOMB)

97 First they came for the Kurigs ... and I did nothing because I was a bamboo block knife holder.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2017 09:55 AM (rnAwa)

98 89. How dare he compound his crime by attempting to punish the truth-tellers? Not content with raping his way across Alabama, he's moved on to suppressing speech and undermining the First Amendment. Is there no limit to the utter depravity of this man?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 09:55 AM (3ZqOU)

99 Wasn't it convenient of Moore to put his future job description, the date, and the location?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 09:50 AM (oVJmc

If by convenient you mean unlikely to impossible, yeah .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 09:56 AM (Z4z/q)

100 Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying
her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22?

Well, somebody named Roy did wish her merry Christmas in her yearbook. Prolly not Roy Moore (D.A. and future Senate candidate, so remember this is here so you can trot it out to the media before election day)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 09:56 AM (BoMuO)

101 It's worse than her variegated bite.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:54 AM (NWiLs)

Ah-HA! So she IS a mammal. Heterodont dentition confirms it. I knew it.

What the hell is she doing in this otherwise pristine painting?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 14, 2017 09:56 AM (CPk08)

102 Kevin Spacey. The early years.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2017 09:56 AM (zLDYs)

103 82 That's no tranny. That's his wife:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Morris

Nice to know my namesake was into feet as well.
Posted by: Dick Morris at November 14, 2017 09:52 AM (/qEW2)

Trannies can be wives.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 14, 2017 09:56 AM (g4lFK)

104 That's no tranny. That's his wife:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Morris

Holy RBF Batman!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 14, 2017 09:57 AM (AM1GF)

105 First they came for the Kurigs ... and I did nothing because I was a bamboo block knife holder.

==

and then they came for the French Press, but they are frogs so who gives a shiiit

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 09:57 AM (QC/4S)

106 90. Dude was one of the Elder Gods of shitposting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 09:57 AM (3ZqOU)

107 Wait, you're Roy Moore? Assistant District Attorney Roy Moore? Oh My Gosh! I am such a huge fan! Can you sign my yearbook!

-Every 16 year old girl's dream

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 09:57 AM (BoMuO)

108 72 So, one of the accusers remembers that she has a yearbook signed by an ex bf named Roy and adds "Moore" in blue ink.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017
*
*
It's a good thing our opponents are so rarely super-geniuses. Or capable of walking and drinking their beers at the same time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 14, 2017 09:57 AM (YWG/U)

109 Berlitz sober is better than Rosetti stoned.

Posted by: Dick Morris at November 14, 2017 09:58 AM (/qEW2)

110 Hooray! For once my unreliable memory was correct. Jane modeled for a lot of that group.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 09:58 AM (MIKMs)

111
Laura Ingraham believes the Moore accuser (at least the most recent one)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 09:58 AM (IqV8l)

112 Brooding arboreal tranny.

This one's definitely going in the "do not like" pile.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 14, 2017 09:59 AM (YB89a)

113
The officer who banned Judge Moore from the mall was named Gecko45.
Anyone else remember his adventures? http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (H5rtT)

Lol. Pure comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 09:59 AM (PY9jH)

114 >>>mkay, but do you like her ? does she appeal to you ??

There is ONLY ONE.
WINONA
No other.
I could stand like Stonewall Jackson in a sea of lingerie-clad supermodels, waiting for my princess to come bouncing down the stairs in her silkiest nightgown! I could grow his beard just WAITING for her!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 09:59 AM (4Q9yr)

115 79 He was going to add "P.S., I totally raped you" but the ink ran out in that pen, too.
______________

Maybe Moore spurned the red-headed waitress chick, and that's why she's doing this.

She made a big point of saying yesterday how well-developed and attractive she was back then. She was used to getting mens' attention, she said. She and Allred even held up a drawing of her as a youth, presumably to show how irresistible she was back then. (I saw her yearbook photo, and the artist who did the drawing of her was very kind).

Maybe she was hoping "D.A., and important man" Moore would give her a tumble and he took a pass, and now she sees a way to pay him back for the insult? LOL. Just speculating of course, but this whole thing is so nutty, it's hard to resist.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2017 10:00 AM (BXf9o)

116 My bad, she wasn't his wife. I think her official title was his "muse".

Posted by: Dick Morris at November 14, 2017 10:00 AM (/qEW2)

117 Even SJ would say:
DAMN BRO that beard is legit!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 10:00 AM (4Q9yr)

118 Laura Ingraham believes the Moore accuser (at least the most recent one)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 09:58 AM (IqV8l)

With Gloria AllRed coaching her what's not to believe?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:01 AM (493sH)

119 111
Laura Ingraham believes the Moore accuser (at least the most recent one)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 09:58 AM (IqV8l)

She is.a corporate conservative and a closet feminist.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:01 AM (g4lFK)

120 Moore moved back to town in 77 and started a private practice . When was he hired by the DA office? Do we know an exact date?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 10:02 AM (Z4z/q)

121 There is ONLY ONE.
WINONA
No other.
I could stand like Stonewall Jackson in a sea of lingerie-clad supermodels, waiting for my princess to come bouncing down the stairs in her silkiest nightgown! I could grow his beard just WAITING for her!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 09:59 AM (4Q9yr)

That Stonewall Jackson guy stood in a sea of lingerie clad supermodels? Sh*t, I'd a figure he woulda tackled a few. My respect for him just dropped a few notches.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 14, 2017 10:02 AM (CPk08)

122

The guy in the painting is more feminine that Michelle Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:02 AM (493sH)

123 The green color of her dress is just gorgeous. She looks a bit severe, though. Probably because he's had her sitting there modeling for so long that vines have begun to grow around her.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 10:02 AM (UoSKV)

124 118 Laura Ingraham believes the Moore accuser (at least the most recent one)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 09:58 AM (IqV8l)

You have to believe her. She was crying and everything.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2017 10:02 AM (coYZ7)

125 Rossetti got his model from the William Morris agency.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 10:02 AM (IqV8l)

126 A Muse can be a man.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:02 AM (g4lFK)

127 The exploits of Gecko45 are legendary.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

128 Jake Tapper says the media treated Clinton's accusers "poorly."

Understatement of the century, Jake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 10:03 AM (PY9jH)

129 Wasn't it convenient of Moore to put his future job description, the date, and the location?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 09:50 AM (oVJmc)

Embellishments are a definite 'tell'.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 10:03 AM (ajiE5)

130 A Muse can be a man.

==

Or 3 men

Posted by: Muse at November 14, 2017 10:03 AM (QC/4S)

131 130 A Muse can be a man.

==

Or 3 men
Posted by: Muse at November 14, 2017 10:03 AM (QC/4S)

An amuse bush?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

132 33 There are liver spots on his right hand.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

Beginnings of leprosy.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:04 AM (r9UYA)

133 I guess if all you've got to work with is green paint, then you do the best job that you can with that.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 10:04 AM (EaQ6/)

134 So it's a dude in a tree daydreaming about being a woman.

How 2017 this is.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (g4lFK)

135 With those hands, he would make a good utility infielder, if he had quick agility, a strong arm, and batted .275 or better.

Nickname of 'Scoop'"

Jobu not happy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (MINbv)

136 128 Jake Tapper says the media treated Clinton's accusers "poorly."
___________________

What, calling them nuts and sluts and liars and trailer-park trash who'd do anything for money wasn't in the journalistic style manual after all?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (BXf9o)

137 130 A Muse can be a man.

==

Or 3 men
Posted by: Muse at November 14, 2017 10:03 AM (QC/4S)

We are not a muse.

Posted by: Kingston Trio at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (CPk08)

138 133 I guess if all you've got to work with is green paint, then you do the best job that you can with that.
Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017
*
*
If all you have is green paint, then everything looks like a forest, amirite?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (YWG/U)

139 I had a muse once.
They're damned expensive, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (H5rtT)

140 The officer who banned Judge Moore from the mall was named Gecko45.
Anyone else remember his adventures? http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 09:53 AM (H5rtT)

Thanks for posting that...haven't read it in years....timeless stuff, really.

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (GiOiK)

141 134 So it's a dude in a tree daydreaming about being a woman.

How 2017 this is.
Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (g4lFK)

The grasp on the tree branch symbolizes his reluctance to get gender reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

142 130 A Muse can be a man.

==

Or 3 men
Posted by: Muse at November 14, 2017 10:03 AM (QC/4S)

An amuse bush?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

that would be 6 men, mate

Posted by: Muse at November 14, 2017 10:06 AM (QC/4S)

143 There are lots of actresses / singers today that would look manly if they were styled in that time period. Jessica Simpson comes to mind.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 10:06 AM (Z4z/q)

144 the media treated Clinton's accusers "poorly."

Well, if by "media" you mean "Clintoon, Inc", then sure.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 14, 2017 10:06 AM (MINbv)

145 118 Laura Ingraham believes the Moore accuser

Just meeting the requirements of her FNC contract.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:06 AM (r9UYA)

146 Pardon me. Looking at her foot again, I see she's wearing a sandal of some kind. That could be the reason for the funny arch.

Still pretty manjawed, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 14, 2017 10:06 AM (YWG/U)

147 I always enjoy Rossetti's works and that of his school. They can span the gamut of impressive to allegory to just pleasant. This one really stands out for me. The dominant greens are unusual for a portrait and the variety of green hues is intriguing. The color palette reminds me of still life paintings of the Dutch Masters. The romantic appearance of the woman is tempered by the slightly stylized expression and posture. It is supposed to be a dream, not realistic.

I don't know if this is supposed to represent a specific story or myth. It does make me think that it could illustrate an image from a Tolkien Elvish poem. It has that First Age of Middle Earth feel about it to me. I find it evocative and worth a lot more study to better appreciate the subtleties.

Posted by: JTB at November 14, 2017 10:06 AM (V+03K)

148 My bad, she wasn't his wife. I think her official title was his "muse".
Posted by: Dick Morris at November 14, 2017 10:00 AM (/qEW2)

And thanks to you I will never think of the phrase "musing" in the same way agian

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2017 10:07 AM (2K6fY)

149 St Paddy in a funk after eating the last snake in Ireland.

Posted by: saf at November 14, 2017 10:07 AM (cS/ge)

150 Thomas Wictor destroys this on Twitter, plus Moore was DDA at the time, not DA. Olde was Old - so many goofs. Yet the cut/paste MFM hacks are still running with it - google is hard.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo

FAKE BUT ACCURATE!!

Posted by: Dan Rather, still rather biased and wrong at November 14, 2017 10:08 AM (vcOmj)

151 You stupid ,stupid people you fell right into George Soro's
Trap , I no longer will buy your product

Jack Fredricks

Posted by: Jack at November 14, 2017 10:08 AM (88VaR)

152 Needs more green. A few white and tan spots are still visible.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 14, 2017 10:08 AM (H8S+R)

153 I am highly skeptical of the recent claims about Judge Moore primarily because nowhere in the accusations is it alleged that he called her his little sweet Alabama hot pocket.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 10:08 AM (QLvwG)

154 Somebody on another site said that Moore's wife Kayla had been in the same high school class with this latest accuser Beverly.

If that's true, it's interesting. I wonder if Kayla and Beverly ever had any kind of rivalry?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2017 10:08 AM (BXf9o)

155 It does not bother me that the Left are acting like the Left regard to Moore. The GOPs actions though are a game changer for me.

I hate crooked cops more than I hate street criminals .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 10:09 AM (Z4z/q)

156 Jessica Simpson has natty D to DD boobs and a feminine athletic body.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:09 AM (g4lFK)

157 44 Man, I can bring on a new thread so fast.

Re-asking....

Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (Enq6K)

Also, since when do rapists sign yearbooks for their victims?

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 14, 2017 10:10 AM (ZapPq)

158 149. Trap status - confirmed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 10:10 AM (3ZqOU)

159 She's concerned about her future because she's too attractive. She's worried about being pigeonholed as just another pretty face in the office. So, she dresses in the most disgusting dress that she find, and sits in the bushes.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 10:10 AM (EaQ6/)

160 155 It does not bother me that the Left are acting like the Left regard to Moore. The GOPs actions though are a game changer for me.

I hate crooked cops more than I hate street criminals .
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 10:09 AM (Z4z/q)

Heh. At least the latter don't make any pretense.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:10 AM (NWiLs)

161 Ghille suit fail - needs more 3D texturing, as well as a face mask and gloves.

Posted by: PabloD at November 14, 2017 10:10 AM (8C8DF)

162 amazing how the "signature" includes DA when he wasn't the DA

Posted by: Avi at November 14, 2017 10:10 AM (V0HI0)

163 The model looks sort of like Liv Tyler.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 10:11 AM (Z4z/q)

164 Very strangely shaped head.

Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.

That has puzzled me as well. Why did he date the signature, then write out the name of the restaurant? That's pretty strange behavior as well. If you look at the picture, the last name, inscription, date, and location look like different ink from the first name, too. Could just be lighting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:12 AM (39g3+)

165
Somebody on another site said that Moore's wife Kayla had been in the same high school class with this latest accuser Beverly.

If that's true, it's interesting. I wonder if Kayla and Beverly ever had any kind of rivalry?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2017 10:08 AM (BXf9o)

Kayla is a very pretty woman, even after all these years. The accuser, not so much.

Anyone watching the Senate hearing? Gawd, Conyers sounds like he's about to keel over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 10:12 AM (PY9jH)

166 Hmmm.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 14, 2017 10:12 AM (nQHw/)

167
Wait, you're Roy Moore? Assistant District Attorney Roy Moore? Oh My Gosh! I am such a huge fan! Can you sign my yearbook!

-Every 16 year old girl's dream
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 09:57 AM (BoMuO)

The other girls in her class were sooooo jealous. They only got the signature of the water commissioner.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:12 AM (493sH)

168 If that's true, it's interesting. I wonder if Kayla and Beverly ever had any kind of rivalry?
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LOL! Looking at Moore's wife of 30-odd years and the latest accuser, no wonder she had a drawing of how 'hot' she was at the time. The rivalry is on now. Too funny.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 10:12 AM (MIKMs)

169 167. Tiger Beat had an entire special issue on the Dreamy Boys of the Department of sanitation.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 10:13 AM (3ZqOU)

170 >>163 The model looks sort of like Liv Tyler.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 14, 2017 10:11 AM (Z4z/q)

...or Edward Longshank's sodomite son, Edward II, in "Braveheart."

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 10:13 AM (Bdeb0)

171 This is an example of the Pre-Raphaelites. This group believed that the art of Raphael was the pinnacle of Western art and everything after that was a corruption. Their art mimics the styles and ideals of the High Renaissance and Raphael's use of color and the sentimental purity of the figures.

Posted by: Kris at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (nwqNw)

Thank you, that explains so much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 14, 2017 10:13 AM (gIRsn)

172 I didn't know nail polish was around back then.

Probably just artistic license.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:13 AM (KvvFA)

173 A Muse can be a man.

==

Or 3 men

or from Oregon

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:13 AM (BoMuO)

174 Mr. Peebles: "Wasn't it convenient of Moore to put his future job description, the date, and the location?"

Heh. Good point.

I'm surprised, now that you mention it, the forgery didn't have a P.S. saying, "Please don't mention my overtures if I run for Senator someday.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 14, 2017 10:15 AM (H8S+R)

175 ...or Edward Longshank's sodomite son, Edward II, in "Braveheart.""

Ah. The first use of the term "Hot Rod"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 14, 2017 10:15 AM (MINbv)

176 >>>
I didn't know nail polish was around back then.

Probably just artistic license.

.
.
.There has been nail polish/paint for at least 1,000 years. Ancient Egyptian and Babylonia women used it and the Chinese had it too.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2017 10:16 AM (+Dllb)

177 Looks like Lindsey Graham with a wig.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:16 AM (r9UYA)

178 So, is this a painting of one of the accusers? I thought we had already decided that this was just a badly dressed sniper, with a book, daydreaming about where she may have left her weapon.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 10:16 AM (EaQ6/)

179 The model looks sort of like Liv Tyler.

And ,more than a little like Steven Tyler.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 10:16 AM (H5rtT)

180 Anyone watching the Senate hearing? Gawd, Conyers sounds like he's about to keel over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 10:12 AM (PY9jH)

Please, oh please.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 14, 2017 10:16 AM (suO/a)

181 I've never been a huge fan of this style of art not because its awful but because its so derivative. There are a ton of artists who did almost exactly the same thing in their paintings, and its weird to see. That kind of face was popular at the time as well, it makes me wonder if there wasn't one somewhat horsey prostitute in Paris posing for all of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:16 AM (39g3+)

182
Jessica Simpson has natty D to DD boobs and a feminine athletic body.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian
_________________________

I'd hit it.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 14, 2017 10:16 AM (0mskG)

183 179. Dude looks like a lady.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 10:17 AM (3ZqOU)

184 The yearbook message:

To a sweet more beautiful girl I could not say "Merry Christmas"
Christmas 1977
Love,
Roy Moore, D.A.
12-22-77
Olde Hickory House

You missed the P.S. which was, And if you ever show this to the greatest attorney in the world Gloria AllRed, I'll deny this ever happened.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:17 AM (493sH)

185 49 Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (Enq6K)

Who knows why a 16-year-old girl does anything she does?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (NWiLs)

Ok, then let me ask this. A 16 year old girl gets her yearbook signed by a guy that, later that same evening, accosted her.

But she does absolutely nothing to the 'note' he left in her yearbook hours before? Doesn't scratch it out. Doesn't write 'I hate you!'. Nothing? And leaves it there for 40 years...untouched?

16 year old girls are not known for their emotional stability.

I dunno...just seems very weird to me.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 10:17 AM (Enq6K)

186 Clinton spokeswhore on Fox just said (re Moore), "No one wants someone like this sitting in the Senate."

Or a swashbuckling cocksman who bantered and joked about putting astroturf down in the back of his ragged out El Camino for taking dates to the drive-in movies . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 10:17 AM (QLvwG)

187 Manhands!

Posted by: Very Undude at November 14, 2017 10:18 AM (2X7pN)

188 The 3 UCLA players are on their way home from China.

You disappoint me, China...

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 10:18 AM (Enq6K)

189 Or a swashbuckling cocksman who bantered and joked
about putting astroturf down in the back of his ragged out El Camino for
taking dates to the drive-in movies . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 10:17 AM (QLvwG)

That was explained. He did it specifically so he wouldn't get his luggage scuffed.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2017 10:19 AM (2K6fY)

190 A Muse can be a man.

Yes but the lead singer seems a little ... *banks open hand back and forth*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2017 10:19 AM (rnAwa)

191 That kind of face was popular at the time as well, it makes me wonder
if there wasn't one somewhat horsey prostitute in Paris posing for all
of them.
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CRT - see above. Jane Morris was the model and she was ubiquitous.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 10:19 AM (MIKMs)

192 22 willowed -

The yearbook message:

To a sweet more beautiful girl I could not say "Merry Christmas"
Christmas 1977
Love,
Roy Moore, D.A.
12-22-77
Olde Hickory House

Starting with the word Moore the ink changes from black to blue. The very last line is printed instead of script.

The M in Moore is different. The r is different. The 7s in 1977 and -77 are very different.

At least 2 different people wrote this.

https://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2/status/930424178842402817
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!

If Roy Moore did indeed travel 6 months back in time with the Yearbook to sign it before it was printed, it is equally likely that the present day Roy Moore was there to sign it as well, so therefore two people signed it, both of them the same person. The main reason I know there were two Roy Moore's present is so the could gang rape young girls all by himself.

Posted by: Gloria Nocred at November 14, 2017 10:19 AM (kfcYC)

193 Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.

Roy Moore?!?! Who in the fark is Roy Moore? They told me Roger Moore was going to be there!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:19 AM (493sH)

194 There has been nail polish/paint for at least 1,000 years. Ancient Egyptian and Babylonia women used it and the Chinese had it too.

Man, the things I learn around here.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:20 AM (KvvFA)

195 But she does absolutely nothing to the 'note' he left in her yearbook hours before? Doesn't scratch it out. Doesn't write 'I hate you!'. Nothing? And leaves it there for 40 years...untouched?

Yeah that is true, you'd think she'd take it out on him somehow.

However, there supposedly was word around town that Moore was fond of high school girls (legal age, but young) and patrolled the mall flirting with them

http://tinyurl.com/y8valnax

I don't know how seriously to take this but it seems to have been known around the place at the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:20 AM (39g3+)

196 This looks like a painting of a young Michael Stipe in drag taking a dump in the bushes.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 10:20 AM (iAtx0)

197 188. Meh.....laogai would've been a satisfactory solution. But I guess they've gone soft.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 10:20 AM (3ZqOU)

198 CRT - see above. Jane Morris was the model and she was ubiquitous.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 10:19 AM (MIKMs)

There is a cream for that nowadays. A boon to the sufferers.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2017 10:21 AM (2K6fY)

199 Yeah.

You got a problem with Male Muses?

Posted by: Steve the Muse at November 14, 2017 10:22 AM (iAtx0)

200 I didn't know nail polish was around back then.

Probably just artistic license.

.
.
.There has been nail polish/paint for at least 1,000 years. Ancient Egyptian and Babylonia women used it and the Chinese had it too.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2017 10:16 AM (+Dllb)

Men invented civilization in order to drink beer. Women invented it for access to make-up.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2017 10:22 AM (hLRSq)

201 Who knows why a 16-year-old girl does anything she does?

Proverbs 30, the 19th verse. "No, four things..."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 10:22 AM (H5rtT)

202 Mrs. Jolly Green Giant Among the Tree Tops

Waiting for hubby to bring home the green.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:22 AM (KvvFA)

203 194 There has been nail polish/paint for at least 1,000 years. Ancient Egyptian and Babylonia women used it and the Chinese had it too.

Man, the things I learn around here.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:20 AM (KvvFA)

Well, how else would people have been able to identify the Whore of Babylon?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 14, 2017 10:23 AM (WDCYi)

204 Mom update she has been placed in ICU and experiencing some sort of seizures. Doctors do not know what is going on. I am packing my bag.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 10:24 AM (jHrzU)

205 The other girls in her class were sooooo jealous. They only got the signature of the water commissioner.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:12 AM (493sH)
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Ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 10:25 AM (UoSKV)

206 There has been nail polish/paint for at least 1,000 years. Ancient Egyptian and Babylonia women used it and the Chinese had it too.

Man, the things I learn around here.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:20 AM (KvvFA)

Well, how else would people have been able to identify the Whore of Babylon?
Posted by: Hikaru

The red light?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:25 AM (TtorR)

207 The 3 UCLA players are on their way home from China.

You disappoint me, China...

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 10:18 AM (Enq6K)

I heard that Pres. Trump made some phone calls on their behalf

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:25 AM (493sH)

208 I see drudge has no problems with posting suspicious stories about moore accusers ... not a peep out of him about the fake year book signing ... spit!

Posted by: E.T. at November 14, 2017 10:25 AM (P1GJy)

209 Usry, who was a teenager at the time, remembers seeing Moore at the mall often.

"He would go and flirt with all the young girls," he said. "It'd seem like every Friday or Saturday night (you'd see him) walking around the mall, like the kids did."

Jason Nelms, who now lives in Tennessee but grew up in nearby Southside, was a regular at the mall when he was a teenager.

He recalled being told by a mall employee that they kept watch for an older guy who was known to pick up younger girls.

Nelms said he was told later by a concession worker at the mall that it was Roy Moore.

Why would teenagers remember any of this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (BoMuO)

210 Mom update she has been placed in ICU and experiencing some sort of seizures. Doctors do not know what is going on. I am packing my bag.
Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 10:24 AM (jHrzU)
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Oh shoot, blaster, I'm sorry to hear that. Safe trip. You driving, I presume? Be careful.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (UoSKV)

211 Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 10:24 AM (jHrzU)

Praying for your mom's healing and God's presence with all of you and for traveling mercies for you and anyone else going to the hospital.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (8+Ozj)

212 Just wanted to get this out here for when OM is feeling better --

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Alma-Tadema#/media/ File:Egyptian_chess_players.jpg

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (MIKMs)

213 Mom update she has been placed in ICU and experiencing some sort of seizures. Doctors do not know what is going on. I am packing my bag.
Posted by: blaster

Prayers up.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (TtorR)

214 Just spitballing here, but I really think one of the whole reasons behind this whole #MeToo campaign is to tie in with the wider efforts to normalize Islam.

If all men are sexual predators, then the things Muslim men do aren't abnormal. If you point out the grooming of young girls in places like Rotherham, they can shout, "But Roy Moore did the same thing!"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (mynhJ)

215 The woman in the painting is a muse? Is her left hand laying the way it is because of a fucked up shoulder?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (/0IRq)

216
It looks like a dead body with a head transplant.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (r+sAi)

217 Blaster, I'll pray for your mom this morning.

It will be a blessing for you to be there for her.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (ZapPq)

218 @184

I don't understand the latent sexual harassment message in that scribble

Posted by: Muse at November 14, 2017 10:26 AM (QC/4S)

219

Posted by: Muse at November 14, 2017 10:27 AM (QC/4S)

220 Oooohhh... I'd like to get a better gander of this saucy little number in the Green Room.

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at November 14, 2017 10:27 AM (1S0PG)

221 !

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 10:27 AM (QC/4S)

222 You disappoint me, China...

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 10:18 AM (Enq6K)

I heard that Pres. Trump made some phone calls on their behalf
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:25 AM (493sH)

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Yeah.... compare how Trump handled this with how Obama handled Andrew Tahmooressi, the Marine jailed in Mexico for months because he took the wrong off ramp while in possession of a CCW.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 10:27 AM (8XRCm)

223 Look at the hands! That a man.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2017 10:28 AM (bmkS9)

224 Prayers, blaster. And safe travels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 10:28 AM (PY9jH)

225 I don't know how seriously to take this but it seems to have been known around the place at the time.

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It was a well known secret about town. We were told to watch out for pervy Moore! But if he did anything to you keep quiet about it. It was all hush, hush but people couldn't stop talking about his dating teenagers.

Posted by: MAGA at November 14, 2017 10:28 AM (N/sCR)

226 Ok, then let me ask this. A 16 year old girl gets her yearbook signed by a guy that, later that same evening, accosted her.

But she does absolutely nothing to the 'note' he left in her yearbook hours before? Doesn't scratch it out. Doesn't write 'I hate you!'. Nothing? And leaves it there for 40 years...untouched?
________________

To my eyes (which claim no expertise in handwriting analysis, BTW) it looks like everything after "Moore" was added by someone else.

So who thought Moore was the D.A. in 1977? The woman yesterday said several times that she knew in 1977 that Moore was important because he was the D.A. And she claims that when he pushed her out of the car, he threatened her not to tell anybody what happened, because no one would believe her since "I'm the D.A."

So did Beverly add the "D.A." part, and the date and the name of the restaurant to the inscription, and if so, why? And when did she do it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2017 10:28 AM (BXf9o)

227 Watching Snoregard testify. When the camera pans around the room it looks like a freak show.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:28 AM (r9UYA)

228 118 Laura Ingraham believes the Moore accuser (at least the most recent one)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 09:58 AM (IqV8l)

Based on what?

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 14, 2017 10:28 AM (J70i0)

229 oh, take care blaster

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (QC/4S)

230 15 Bet there is a lot of green moss growing there under that dress.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 09:40 AM (QLvwG)
And a twig and berries

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (bmkS9)

231 However, there supposedly was word around town that Moore was fond of high school girls (legal age, but young)

So it was legal?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (TtorR)

232 At least 2 different people wrote this.

https://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2/status/930424178842402817

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 09:41 AM (hMwEB)

How many people serving in the job of D.A. would sign their name, "Joe Blow, D.A." in any circumstances other than the professional use of the title?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (oPNmq)

233 Why would teenagers remember any of this?

The only reasons I can think of are
-They kept talking about it as he rose in prominence in the area (not likely for his position, kind of low profile)
-He was really infamous about it, and memorable
-The girls all really liked him and remember him fondly
-The guys were pissed that the girls really liked him and hold a grudge

Otherwise it seems kind of unlikely.

I have a question and I don't mean this as a trick or a joke.

Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)

234 >>Based on what?

Her new contract with Fox News.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (r9UYA)

235
Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand
And a she a holding my right
And I told her don't get scared
Cause you're gonna be spared
I gotta be forgiven
If I want to spend my living with
A long cool woman in a black dress

What she wrote in Roy Moore's Yearbook.

Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2017 10:30 AM (K4dE9)

236 To a sweet more beautiful girl I could not say "Merry Christmas"
Christmas 1977

College and law school educated lawyer Roy Moore doesn't like prepositions? Why didn't he say, "To a sweet, more beautiful girl I could not say Merry Christmas to?" Or "I could not say Merry Christmas to a sweet, more beautiful girl." My typing is execrable, but even I wouldn't write it the way he supposedly did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:30 AM (8+Ozj)

237 Wonder what they used for nail polish remover? Or if they just chipped it off? Wonder if slaves and servants were allowed to wear?

Dammit. Stop going there brain.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:31 AM (KvvFA)

238 If he keeps on daydreaming, he's gonna fall out of that tree.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 10:31 AM (tRaq7)

239 Ok, then let me ask this. A 16 year old girl gets her yearbook signed by a guy that, later that same evening, accosted her.

But she does absolutely nothing to the 'note' he left in her yearbook hours before? Doesn't scratch it out. Doesn't write 'I hate you!'. Nothing? And leaves it there for 40 years...untouched?
________________

What 16 yr old girl DOESN'T drama queen?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:31 AM (TtorR)

240 The douche over Snoregards right shoulder has a red shrub growing out of his head.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:31 AM (r9UYA)

241 He recalled being told by a mall employee that they kept watch for an older guy who was known to pick up younger girls.

Why did they keep watch out for him? What was he doing that made them want to keep a lookout? Was he hitting people? Was he disruptive? Did the girls he dated complain?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:31 AM (39g3+)

242 I'm surprised the yearbook wasn't signed "Epstein's Mom"

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (U4PcL)

243 When you're really seriously signing a girl's yearbook you have to add not just your last name, your occupation, your address, but your phone number too so she can call if she's interested. Sheeeesh...

Posted by: geoffb at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (zOpu5)

244 FBN: Rep. McCarthy says the tax bill will move to the house floor on Thursday.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (Enq6K)

245 You know these are all fake. If it was real, it would have been with a poor, black girl or a confused young guy.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (9TU00)

246 Looks like a monty python illustration. I'm expecting to see the head hinge back and something weird pop out.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (aMlLZ)

247 Ohhhh I love Rosetti.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (mf5HN)

248 Look at the hands! That a man.

Angelina Jolie has man hands. Some woman just do.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (KvvFA)

249 >>197 188. Meh.....laogai would've been a satisfactory solution. But I guess they've gone soft.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 10:20 AM (3ZqOU)

Or laojiao. I've been calling for TrumpCamps for I don't know how long...

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (Bdeb0)

250 Based on what?

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 14, 2017 10:28 AM (J70i0)

Am I bad to think it is based on her belief that if she says the wrong thing a second time, she will lose a SECOND sweet job and never get back to the sweet limelight again, and be forced to have a minor XM-Sirius show for the rest of her life?

Which probably says bad things about me and my dark view on celebrity.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (2K6fY)

251 >>>>I have a question and I don't mean this as a trick or a joke.

Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?
.
.
.Is it legal in the State where they are dating? If so, I have zero issues with it. If people think it is creepy or wrong then they need to get the laws changed.

I know one couple where the guy is 20 years older than his wife. He married her when she graduated High School and he was in the Navy for over 10 years. We used to joke that he robbed the cradle when he married her.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (+Dllb)

252 Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)

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Or 50's?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (5NMZN)

253 And actually it should be to a "sweeter" girl, not sweet....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (8+Ozj)

254 Ohhhh I love Rosetti.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (mf5HN)

----

I think you can still get his handbags at JC Penny.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (8XRCm)

255 Drudge is helping the left drive the news cycle for a week straight on 38 year old allegations of Moore doing less than most Democrats have done. (lions of the left ... Clinton and Kennedy ... beloved party leaders)

The real story is that Trump murdered a bunch of Koi fish, and looked awkward (in one pic out of 100) doing a cross handshake somewhere in Asia.

oh, and the NorKs/China, Saudis/Somalia war drums ... not news.
Real collusion/treason by Hillary/Mueller/Comey/Podesta/Lynch ... not news
100s (1000s?) deep state spying/unmaskings to alter an election ... not news

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (/aIFg)

256 Next page over was signed by 'Haven Monahan. Future Rapist, UVa, 12-22-77, Go Cavs!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (oVJmc)

257 Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)

No, I don't think it is.

A 16-year-old is barely formed. Physically she is a woman, but emotionally and intellectually she is a child. So an adult simply has too much power over her and can manipulate her to his ends, whatever those may be.

There has to be some parity in relationships, and there is very little in one with such a disparity.

[this applies to the other way too....boys dating women]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (wYseH)

258
The douche over Snoregards right shoulder has a red shrub growing out of his head.

Posted by: Under Fire
___________________

I'm on it!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstien at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (0mskG)

259 The only reasons I can think of are
-They kept talking about it as he rose in prominence in the area (not likely for his position, kind of low profile)

Very first thing I did after high school?

Lost track of 95% of the people I went to school with.
I couldn't have talked to 10 kids six months post grad.

Kept talking as he rose in prominence? Excuse me as I call bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (TtorR)

260 Ohhhh I love Rosetti.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 10:32 AM (mf5HN)

It's especially good with a little marinara and the right wine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (493sH)

261 185 49 Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 09:46 AM (Enq6K)

Who knows why a 16-year-old girl does anything she does?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 09:47 AM (NWiLs)

Ok, then let me ask this. A 16 year old girl gets her yearbook signed by a guy that, later that same evening, accosted her.

But she does absolutely nothing to the 'note' he left in her yearbook hours before? Doesn't scratch it out. Doesn't write 'I hate you!'. Nothing? And leaves it there for 40 years...untouched?

16 year old girls are not known for their emotional stability.

I dunno...just seems very weird to me.
Posted by: Tami

It's an obvious smear job. But since it's now rape-rape, obviously fake evidence can be safely ignored. A lot of pundits and politicians are jumping the gun on this, saying they believe the women, when there's absolutely no reason to do so. Of course Mitch has his reasons, as does McCain.

Notice how they plump the numbers up (six women) four of which are not even claiming bad behavior.

Jeesus, just look at the note, I've never seen anything more fake, the timing (XMas Yearbook signatures (was it even out then) size and angle of the writing, different pens, 7's, DA, Olde, etc..

Laura Ingraham really jumped the gun if this one was capper for her. And Gloria Allred ffs. I'd expect a retraction from her.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (kfcYC)

262 >>College and law school educated lawyer Roy Moore doesn't like prepositions? Why didn't he say, "To a sweet, more beautiful girl I could not say Merry Christmas to?" Or "I could not say Merry Christmas to a sweet, more beautiful girl." My typing is execrable, but even I wouldn't write it the way he supposedly did. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:30 AM (8+Ozj)

There are some grammar mistakes up with which you will not put.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

263 We really need to get over our sensitivity to "truth" if we expect to be able to compete with the vicious people-shaped things that are attacking us from every side. They want more than just one head on a stake. After we disperse them a little, then we can perhaps reintroduce truth into society. Until then, fight dirty. It's shadowboxing 101.

Posted by: goon at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (EaQ6/)

264 249. Your lips to Crom's ears.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (3ZqOU)

265 When you're really seriously signing a girl's yearbook you have to add
not just your last name, your occupation, your address, but your phone
number too so she can call if she's interested. Sheeeesh...
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So she could prove that she was the coolest (with her bedroom Princess phone) and most beautiful 40 years ago.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 10:35 AM (MIKMs)

266 Jake Tapper says the media treated Clinton's accusers "poorly."

Twenty years and at least three Presidential campaigns too late.

So now we're supposed to believe that anyone on the left cares about the victims of the left?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 14, 2017 10:36 AM (326rv)

267 Next page over was signed by 'Haven Monahan. Future Rapist, UVa, 12-22-77, Go Cavs!'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (oVJmc)
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That's obviously fake. If it were real, he would have written "Go, Wahoos!"

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 10:36 AM (UoSKV)

268 Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

LOL. If you're trying to sweet talk the woman you plan to assault you ought to do a better job of your yearbook quote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:37 AM (8+Ozj)

269 I think its creepy for an older guy to want to date younger girls, but most people don't think it is for a younger girl to date older guys.

And that reversal is what makes me curious. The age of consent is in place on purpose, because we as a people recognize that after a certain age, someone is old enough to make their own decision on sexual activity; that they are old enough to deal with that powerful feeling and event, that they are old enough to understand what they are doing and deal with the consequences.

And if that's true, then we as a people must also agree that this holds for someone of any age. I question the judgment of a man who likes girls that young while in his 30s but not the legality of it.

So far the only real evidence we have is that Roy Moore liked to date 16-19 year old girls. None of which is illegal, and at the time in Alabama at least, not particularly unusual.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:37 AM (39g3+)

270 However, there supposedly was word around town that Moore was fond of high school girls (legal age, but young)

I'm way too old for them, but holy cow do the 17-21 year old girls shove it out there for all to see. I'm not blind.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at November 14, 2017 10:37 AM (U4PcL)

271 262 >>College and law school educated lawyer Roy Moore doesn't like prepositions? Why didn't he say, "To a sweet, more beautiful girl I could not say Merry Christmas to?" Or "I could not say Merry Christmas to a sweet, more beautiful girl." My typing is execrable, but even I wouldn't write it the way he supposedly did. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:30 AM (8+Ozj)

There are some grammar mistakes up with which you will not put.
Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 10:34 AM (Bdeb0)

Such impertinence!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:37 AM (NWiLs)

272 Haven't followed Moore thing closely, but the article last night in the New Yorker about his being a problem at the mall was more convincing to me than a yearbook.

The yearbook was a blip for me.

Anyway, I just thought I'd post this b/c someone asked about the mall.

This is an fyi post only. No brainwave length available for a discussion.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:38 AM (KvvFA)

273 There are some grammar mistakes up with which you will not put.

My cousins back home in Alabama don't exactly speak the King's English.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 10:38 AM (tRaq7)

274 With the demographics of Mall's today, Roy Moore was a dindu nuffin of the late 70's.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:38 AM (g4lFK)

275 Jake Tapper says the media treated Clinton's accusers "poorly."

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Fuck off Jake.

You assholes are just trying to clear the deck so you can start smearing the Right without getting any return fire.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 10:38 AM (8XRCm)

276 Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 10:24 AM (jHrzU)

Thoughts are with you and your family.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2017 10:39 AM (tbOMB)

277 A 16-year-old is barely formed. Physically she is a woman, but emotionally and intellectually she is a child. So an adult simply has too much power over her and can manipulate her to his ends, whatever those may be.

Its going to depend a lot on the girl in question but these days especially I think you're right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:39 AM (39g3+)

278 I am going to use my utter and complete ignorance in matters Judge Roy Bean to be the strength of my argument, not its weakness. I know nothing about it other than what I've read in these little grey boxes, the outside world has not permeated at all.

Is it plausible that a thirty-something evidencing some success in life would go back and try to impress young girls, girls who were not impressed by him when he was that age?

Yes it is. And if there were one he would be *the* one. There wouldn't be a half dozen lawyers on the make pestering the high school girls at the mall. There would be that guy.

So, would the girls remember him? Yes, of course they would. He would be that guy, the creepy guy who's maybe only kind of creepy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 14, 2017 10:40 AM (gIRsn)

279 >>And if that's true, then we as a people must also agree that this holds for someone of any age.

I am fine with him trying to get Handjos from 16 year olds.

However, if he was employing light bondage and elegant dinners with them? That's too soon.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 10:40 AM (iAtx0)

280 Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)
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As the mother of three former 16-year-old girls, I would have to say no. Not in this day and age, anyway.

Now, my BIL is 14 years older than his wife. But, they met and married when she was in her early 30s and he in his 40s.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 10:40 AM (UoSKV)

281 269 I think its creepy for an older guy to want to date younger girls, but most people don't think it is for a younger girl to date older guys.

And that reversal is what makes me curious. The age of consent is in place on purpose, because we as a people recognize that after a certain age, someone is old enough to make their own decision on sexual activity; that they are old enough to deal with that powerful feeling and event, that they are old enough to understand what they are doing and deal with the consequences.

And if that's true, then we as a people must also agree that this holds for someone of any age. I question the judgment of a man who likes girls that young while in his 30s but not the legality of it.

So far the only real evidence we have is that Roy Moore liked to date 16-19 year old girls. None of which is illegal, and at the time in Alabama at least, not particularly unusual.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

If you call what they have "real evidence" then they have nothing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 14, 2017 10:40 AM (kfcYC)

282 Roy Moore, DA Law school graduate Summa Cum Laude, 3.8 University Degree in Politics and Government. Call me anytime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:40 AM (8+Ozj)

283 A 16-year-old is barely formed. Physically she is a woman, but emotionally and intellectually she is a child.

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In our society.

100 years ago 16 year olds were married and starting family farms.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 10:41 AM (8XRCm)

284 Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)

Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17yo when he was 39

but everyone loves Seinfeld

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:41 AM (hMwEB)

285 Did y'all discuss this already?

@realDonaldTrump 9 hours ago

I will be making a major statement from the @WhiteHouse upon my return to D.C. Time and date to be set.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 10:41 AM (Enq6K)

286 He recalled being told by a mall employee that they kept watch for an older guy who was known to pick up younger girls.

Has anyone said that "older guy" was in fact Roy Moore?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 10:41 AM (tRaq7)

287 >>My cousins back home in Alabama don't exactly speak the King's English.

This has me laughing.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 10:42 AM (iAtx0)

288 Anybody watching Sessions before the House Judiciary Committee? Kind of interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 10:42 AM (/tuJf)

289
@realDonaldTrump 9 hours ago

I will be making a major statement from the @WhiteHouse upon my return to D.C. Time and date to be set.

He's resigning and appointing Hillary as president!!!!

/Rabid Left and half the GOPe

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2017 10:43 AM (oVJmc)

290 Rep Conyers sound a bit past his sell date.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 14, 2017 10:43 AM (ILitO)

291 This is why I don't run for office...

I can't imagine Megyn Kelly asking: "He wanted to stick it WHERE?"

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2017 10:43 AM (coYZ7)

292 Note to self: FenelonSpoke notices your bad grammar.

And be careful if there is ever a Horde Virtual Yearbook. Get it right.

Note to everyone: I often use bad grammar in my posts and I know it and do it anyway.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:43 AM (KvvFA)

293 but everyone loves Seinfeld

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:41 AM (hMwEB)

Wrong show

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 10:43 AM (QLvwG)

294
Has anyone said that "older guy" was in fact Roy Moore?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 10:41 AM (tRaq7)

It's all -- what's that italian word for anal?-- innuendo.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 10:43 AM (ajiE5)

295 Find the kitten

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (3NjrP)

296 My BIL met my sister when he was 26 and she was 16. They started a romance immediately. She did not tell him her age until they were an item. He said he would not have gotten involved with her had he known her real age. That was in 71. They've been together ever since. My mother was not happy, but the day after she graduated from college she left to go to Australia and university. he was playing soccer there,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (8+Ozj)

297 I wonder if Ace will sign my Recipe Book?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (iAtx0)

298 Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)

Must date two at a time to add the ages or that is just pathetic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (tbOMB)

299
A Muse can be a man.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:02 AM (g4lFK)

"What are you? A man or a muse? Or a moose?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (oPNmq)

300 So, would the girls remember him? Yes, of course they would. He would be that guy, the creepy guy who's maybe only kind of creepy.

I dunno, 40 years later, and apparently he was pretty successful in getting dates? Maybe. I barely remember anything from the 1970s, but I was in junior high school at the time. Certainly no 30 year old women were hitting on me, so I don't have a frame of reference.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (39g3+)

301 the mall thing would have some documentation wouldn't it?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (hMwEB)

302 "She" of course means my sister. My mother did not run off with her future SIL. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (8+Ozj)

303 "He would go and flirt with all the young girls," he said. "It'd seem like every Friday or Saturday night (you'd see him) walking around the mall, like the kids did."

Jason Nelms, who now lives in Tennessee but grew up in nearby Southside, was a regular at the mall when he was a teenager.

He recalled being told by a mall employee that they kept watch for an older guy who was known to pick up younger girls.

Paul Blart was on the case

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (493sH)

304 My cousins back home in Alabama don't exactly speak the King's English.

Pfft. The English don't even speak the King's English. Try asking directions around London sometime.

Posted by: Kris at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (nwqNw)

305 .
Looking at all this nonsense, I guess that is why 'mean girls' is such a powerful meme. Cotton Mather would be proud that the 'seriousness of the charges' determines the punishment. More weight.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (MIKMs)

306 A muse once bit my sister.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (tRaq7)

307 My mother was not happy, but the day after she graduated from college
she left to go to Australia and university. he was playing soccer there,

-----------------------------------

Of course. Rugby would have been better!

Posted by: RioBravo at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (5NMZN)

308 Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)

legally or morally?

I get hit on by chicks half my age a lot, and I couldn't do it, and that's chicks in their 20's, but that's me. I'm not judging. Hell, I got more skeletons in my closet than a medieval ossuary, kind of comes with the territory, but young chicks were never on the radar (boys either, you fucking degenerates, lol).

If its legal, its up to the dude, but I could never do that.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (aMlLZ)

309
Riddle me this, Batman!

Who's dressed all in green, has boobs, and a penis?

*jerks thumbs at self*

This gal!!!

Posted by: Tranny Riddler at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (9q7Dl)

310 College and law school educated lawyer Roy Moore doesn't like prepositions? Why didn't he say, "To a sweet, more beautiful girl I could not say Merry Christmas to?" Or "I could not say Merry Christmas to a sweet, more beautiful girl." My typing is execrable, but even I wouldn't write it the way he supposedly did.

Because it was written by her awkward HS boyfriend, or friendzone male friend named Roy, which is why he didn't sign his last name.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (BoMuO)

311 I wonder if Ace will sign my Recipe Book?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (iAtx0)
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I'm sure he will! Right next to the recipe you sent in.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (UoSKV)

312 Isn't the formula - Half the man's age plus 7 years?

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (coYZ7)

313 Men are wired to go after young fertile women and women peak fertility is 17-18 and decreases at age 25.

Women are hard wired to pursue men with resources, status, and power which usually are acquired when men are in their 30's to early 40's.

There is literally nothing wrong with men and women being hard wired to behave this way. It is wrong to punish on sex and reward the other though, which is what is happening with Roy Moore and with men in general.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (g4lFK)

314 Pfft. The English don't even speak the King's English. Try asking directions around London sometime.

Posted by: Kris at November 14, 2017 10:45 AM (nwqNw)

------------------------------------
If you can find a real English-person to ask.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (5NMZN)

315 There has to be a copy of that yearbook out there. How many Roys were in her class?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (BoMuO)

316 >>If its legal, its up to the dude, but I could never do that.

Meatloaf?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (iAtx0)

317 My BIL met my sister when he was 26 and she was 16.
They started a romance immediately. She did not tell him her age until
they were an item. He said he would not have gotten involved with her
had he known her real age. That was in 71. They've been together ever
since. My mother was not happy, but the day after she graduated from
college she left to go to Australia and university. he was playing
soccer there,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (8+Ozj)

Similar to my paternal grandfather and grandmother. Married shortly before the Great Depression hit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (QLvwG)

318 >>I'm sure he will! Right next to the recipe you sent in.

Oh snap!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (/tuJf)

319 For the gaming Hordelings - this speaks Truth:

http://bit.ly/2yZUQOX

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (mf5HN)

320 There is literally nothing wrong with men and women being hard wired to behave this way. It is wrong to punish on sex and reward the other though, which is what is happening with Roy Moore and with men in general.
Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (g4lFK)

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.... irony

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (8XRCm)

321 My older sister is exceptionally pretty

When she was around 14 there was a 30+ guy who kept giving her flowers & gifts and stuff
he was skinny and small
it was creepy
my mom made sure she wa never alone

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (hMwEB)

322 Conyers asking Sessions if it's ever right for a sitting president to use the DOJ against his political opponents is hilarious.

Where was that asshole for the past eight years?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (PY9jH)

323 The subscription is very oddly worded, but the writer was probably trying to be "poetic" and the "Merry Christmas" tacked on. It reads very strangely though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (39g3+)

324 >>If its legal, its up to the dude, but I could never do that.

Meatloaf?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (iAtx0)

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Two out of three aint bad.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 10:48 AM (8XRCm)

325
My baby, my teen queen don't put my love on Ace's shelf!

Don't give me no slant and keep your hands to yourself!

Posted by: famous song at November 14, 2017 10:48 AM (r+sAi)

326 252 Is it okay if a 16-year-old girl dates an older man, say in his 30s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)

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Or 50's?

Posted by: RioBravo

Asking for a friend?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2017 10:48 AM (sGtp+)

327 Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17yo when he was 39

but everyone loves Seinfeld

I know, right. Shoshanna? It was so creepy. And then he ran off with his current wife 3 weeks after she got back from her honeymoon.

Different rules for different people. Heck, Brian Cranston last night was saying there is a way back for Weinstein. Wtf?! Cranston not on my "people with integrity" list. More on my "will sell out for a good movie role" list.

Everyday more Hollywood showrunners, actors, agents, etc. are outted. That place is total perversion and sleaze. Thinking DC is a close second.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 10:48 AM (KvvFA)

328 321 My older sister is exceptionally pretty

When she was around 14 there was a 30+ guy who kept giving her flowers & gifts and stuff
he was skinny and small
it was creepy
my mom made sure she wa never alone
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (hMwEB)

What if he'd been tall, dark and handsome? Would have been as creepy? Or creepy at all?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

329 315 There has to be a copy of that yearbook out there. How many Roys were in her class?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (BoMuO)

What was the name of the HS?

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 10:49 AM (Enq6K)

330 >>I'm sure he will! Right next to the recipe you sent in.

Hahaha!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 10:50 AM (iAtx0)

331 I don't want some teenage queen
I just want my M14!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

332 Robert sheets Byrd sat in the Senate after being a grand poobah or something in the Klan. This guy did nothing worse than Bubba or Byrd.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 14, 2017 10:50 AM (326rv)

333 285 Did y'all discuss this already?

@realDonaldTrump 9 hours ago

I will be making a major statement from the @WhiteHouse upon my return to D.C. Time and date to be set.
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2017 10:41 AM (Enq6K)

It has to do with trade.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:50 AM (g4lFK)

334 It is wrong to punish on sex and reward the other though, which is what is happening with Roy Moore and with men in general.

And that's the other reason I asked. Societally we don't have a problem with younger women going after older men. But, paradoxically we condemn the older men for going after younger women. So she's fine but he's creepy?

If its creepy for him to go for younger women, then its creepy for her too, isn't it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:50 AM (39g3+)

335 The thing about the Roy Moore issue isn't what he did or when, it is that the Senate RINOs all need to DIAF.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2017 10:51 AM (7n4KQ)

336 What if he'd been tall, dark and handsome? Would have been as creepy? Or creepy at all?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

You forgot RICH lol

It's just what I remember about him , I was eleven
I guess he wasn't scoring with girls his own age?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:51 AM (hMwEB)

337 John Derbyshire would be all over this topic.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 14, 2017 10:51 AM (njhEq)

338 well Sheriff Arpaio had pretty good evidence the birth certificate (or whatever adobe altered doc they finally gave us) of Obama had many discrepancies ... had forensic people expose it ... still taboo to talk about since the MFM deemed it an untouchable subject. Obama would never lie.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2017 10:51 AM (/aIFg)

339 Jerry Fucking Nadler is still alive! I thought that fat fuck would have had a grabber years ago.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:52 AM (r9UYA)

340 If its creepy for him to go for younger women, then its creepy for her too, isn't it?

I think the Chief Dildo wasted a perfectly good 'splaining on you upthread there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 14, 2017 10:52 AM (gIRsn)

341 336 What if he'd been tall, dark and handsome? Would have been as creepy? Or creepy at all?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

You forgot RICH lol

It's just what I remember about him , I was eleven
I guess he wasn't scoring with girls his own age?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:51 AM (hMwEB)

Tall, dark, handsome and rich covers a multitude of sins...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

342 188. Meh.....laogai would've been a satisfactory solution. But I guess they've gone soft.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 14, 2017 10:20 AM (3ZqOU)

Laogais "work" because Chinese have a work ethic...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (oPNmq)

343 We should compromise. If there's any proof that he tried to get a girl into an Oldsmobile and attempt to cross a bridge, then hang him.

Otherwise, name him the lion of the Senate and GTFOI.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (326rv)

344 ADA not DA

Posted by: Avi at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (yLgp5)

345 The name on the yearbook is "Adventus" but I don't know what HS.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (BoMuO)

346 334 It is wrong to punish on sex and reward the other though, which is what is happening with Roy Moore and with men in general.

And that's the other reason I asked. Societally we don't have a problem with younger women going after older men. But, paradoxically we condemn the older men for going after younger women. So she's fine but he's creepy?

If its creepy for him to go for younger women, then its creepy for her too, isn't it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:50 AM (39g3+)

It's gynocentricism.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (g4lFK)

347 The "Roy" kind of looks like "Ray" btw

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (hMwEB)

348 It's all -- what's that italian word for anal?-- innuendo.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply

Comes from the greek word - inyurendo.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (TtorR)

349 She is bemoaning the loss of her wiener dogs and shortage of honey.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (YV+SU)

350 I heard that Pres. Trump made some phone calls on their behalf

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:25 AM (493sH)

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I'll bet they'll be so grateful they'll take a knee when they get back.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2017 10:54 AM (/qEW2)

351 MAN HANDS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2017 10:54 AM (Pi667)

352 The good thing is that behind the scenes lawyer Roy Moore will be asking the same questions we are asking, and the news reports that his wife says they will be presenting evidence of paid collusion I hope they do. It also doesn't look good to have Allred involved. She makes a career of leveling sex charges against Republicans. Also, don't know if it's correct but I heard that the D candidate was calling R's in AL Confederates or KKK members. That ought to depress R turnout/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:54 AM (8+Ozj)

353 I find it funny that the Senate is talking about kicking Moore out if he wins because he would tarnish the image of the Senate, or something.

Posted by: Kris at November 14, 2017 10:54 AM (nwqNw)

354 the mall thing would have some documentation wouldn't it?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 10:44 AM (hMwEB)

If he was banned from the mall, there should be documentation, yes.

My wag, and it is an utter wag, is that banned does not mean had a restraining order or other written documentation prohibiting his entrance and means hey we didn't like him hanging around and someone told him to knock it off and get out of there.

Grrrr, I hate myself for asking this since I said I was giving up on the Moore thing since it's all screaming about moral purity if you don't demand his head on a pike, but whatever.

As far as I know, all the allegations have been about conduct that occurred in his early 30s. There have been no allegations about what occurred since then. Is that correct or have I missed something?

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 10:54 AM (mf5HN)

355 I will be making a major statement from the @WhiteHouse upon my return to D.C. Time and date to be set.

If he asks Moore to step aside, it will be time to start spreading kerosene. Burn it all down.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:54 AM (BoMuO)

356 Christopher i dunno, But there has been a term for young women going after older men. Especially wealthy men
Gold Digger.

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2017 10:54 AM (Zmz55)

357 To a sweet more beautiful girl I could not say "Merry Christmas"
Christmas 1977
Love,
Roy Moore, D.A.
12-22-77
Olde Hickory House

6:35pm
50 degrees
3/4 moon
No rain in the forecast

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:55 AM (493sH)

358 Roy Moore: Labove, or Flem Snopes?

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

359 331
I don't want some teenage queen

I just want my M14!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

It is reliableIt worksIt cleans up niceIt gets hotter the more it is usedAnd it doesn't care if you have more than one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2017 10:55 AM (jxbfJ)

360 There has to be a copy of that yearbook out there. How many Roys were in her class?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:46 AM (BoMuO)

What was the name of the HS?
Posted by: Tami

Roy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:55 AM (TtorR)

361 Mall's closed.

Muse out front should'a told ya.

Posted by: John Candy at November 14, 2017 10:56 AM (kUotE)

362 To a sweet more beautiful girl I could not say "Merry Christmas"
Christmas 1977
Love,
Roy Moore, D.A.
12-22-77
Olde Hickory House

P.S. Put some ice on that.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at November 14, 2017 10:56 AM (326rv)

363 alex, right, no current acts of lechery have become available . but maybe tomorrow,

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2017 10:56 AM (Zmz55)

364 I axed it yes-tiddy, and got no answer. I'll ax agin.
What is the correct temperature for the whole planet?
What is the correct age difference for a couple?

"I know it when I see it!"

When large age differences were the norm, as in the man had to have established himself and the woman had to be young and able to bear, the circumstances of meeting were closely monitored.

I expect most people grossed-out are not put off by the actual age numbers, but by the assumptions of how the meetings must occur. The shopping mall must surely have been the moral downfall of the Western World.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 10:56 AM (H5rtT)

365 or allegations*

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2017 10:56 AM (Zmz55)

366 Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 10:55 AM (493sH)

Not only did Roy Moore, DA not like prepositions. It appears he did not like punctuation either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:57 AM (8+Ozj)

367
I had a paradise by the dashboard lights moment with my 16 year old girlfriend when I was 17. Was that wrong? nope, certainly not legally, and it wouldn't have been wrong legally for a 30 year old. But it sure would seem weird. Not that I believe these accusers in the Moore case. I remember thinking 30 was old when I was a teen.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2017 10:57 AM (r+sAi)

368 sugar daddy.

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2017 10:57 AM (Zmz55)

369 Have Trump appoint Moore as Attorney General and insert Luther or someone else. Everyone is happy and those trailer park tramps and WAPO journalists would be looking over their shoulder for some time to come. Good Times. BTW, Moore would not have to recuse himself. Winning.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 10:57 AM (YV+SU)

370 As far as I know, all the allegations have been about conduct that occurred in his early 30s. There have been no allegations about what occurred since then. Is that correct or have I missed something?
Posted by: alexthechick

His conduct 40 years ago during the decade of free love, coke, & disco.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:57 AM (TtorR)

371 >>LOL. If you're trying to sweet talk the woman you plan to assault you ought to do a better job of your yearbook quote. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:37 AM (8+Ozj)

Dear (sign your name here): Zod finds you suitable. Kneel. Love, Zod, General, Christmas 1977. Houston.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)

372 Tall, dark, handsome and rich covers a multitude of sins...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
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Not in my book, it doesn't.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 10:58 AM (UoSKV)

373 The name on the yearbook is "Adventus" but I don't know what HS.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2017 10:53 AM (BoMuO)
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Could be Southside High School - Gadsen, AL ??

Posted by: RioBravo at November 14, 2017 10:58 AM (5NMZN)

374 His conduct 40 years ago during the decade of free love, coke, & disco.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:57 AM (TtorR)

...when he was a Democrat.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2017 10:58 AM (7n4KQ)

375 Guy i know i felt the same about the 30s as a teen, positively old! laughing.

why do we say we are 29 here as a joke?

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2017 10:58 AM (Zmz55)

376 I think the Chief Dildo wasted a perfectly good 'splaining on you upthread there.

Um I responded to that, but its really not related to my question. I'm not trying to build a defense of dating younger girls, which is what he was dealing with.

What I don't get is the logic of condemning one person in the relationship for doing exactly what you are fine with the other doing. If its bad, its bad, for women and men both.

If its wrong to date 16 year olds when you're 33, then its wrong all around. Maybe we should raise the age of consent, particularly as people seem to be maturing significantly slower (at least, mentally and emotionally) these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 10:58 AM (39g3+)

377 372 Tall, dark, handsome and rich covers a multitude of sins...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
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Not in my book, it doesn't.
Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 10:58 AM (UoSKV)

So how YOU doin?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 10:59 AM (NWiLs)

378 Christopher i dunno, But there has been a term for young women going after older men. Especially wealthy men
Gold Digger.
Posted by: willow

Yet, being a gold digger is a perfectly acceptable, legal occupation.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:59 AM (TtorR)

379 alex, right, no current acts of lechery have become available . but maybe tomorrow,
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2017 10:56 AM (Zmz55)

I assume tomorrow or later today but I do find it interesting that all the allegations seem to stem from when he was single. There's nothing out there claiming that he's had teenage pieces on the side for the last 30 years.

Does that prove anything? No. But it is additional evidence regarding an alleged pattern of behavior.

In oh look there's the rage angina news, the breathless panting about how brave that woman from The Atlantic who wrote an article saying its time for there to be a reckoning on the allegations against Bill Clinton is making me want to scream.

There is not a single thing brave about going after Bill Clinton in November, 2017. Not a single thing at all.

*stomps all about*

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 10:59 AM (mf5HN)

380 Until further notice, I identify as 'Roy.'

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:00 AM (oVJmc)

381 This Roy Moore guy would have had more success with teen girls if he had followed my blueprint. Leather coat, car. Take 'em to the dugout at the ballfield.

https://youtu.be/Xk2NHZukTYg

Posted by: Ron Johnson, Stereo Consultant at November 14, 2017 11:00 AM (QLvwG)

382 I think a 30 year old going out with a 16 year old would end up crippled pretty damn quick where I grew up, if the girl concerned had any sort of responsible family.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 14, 2017 11:00 AM (CPk08)

383 Chabot bringing the reality to The Jeffy.
Non-answer from Snoregard.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 11:00 AM (r9UYA)

384 When I was 18 I got lied to by a chick who was 14 who told me she was 16 and closer to 17. She looked 17-18, was sexually aggressive, and fucked like she was 25. When I figured out she was younger I was pissed. I think that left a mark on me for years. I think after that I made sure they were at least driving, and by the time I was 25 I didn't dip below age 20.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:00 AM (aMlLZ)

385 If its creepy for him to go for younger women, then its creepy for her too, isn't it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

______________

Maybe, but the whole purpose of statutory rape laws is that we don't want predators going after people who are underage and targeting people who may not be mature enough to make those decisions.

It would be the same if an older gay man started a relationship like this with a minor, even if the minor was gay also.

I really don't think these laws are a big problem for most normal adults to understand and abide by. And most states have "Romeo and Juliet" type exemptions so an 18 year old doesn't get arrested for having sex with his 17 year old girlfriend.

Posted by: Maritime at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (lKmt3)

386 I believe Roy Moore grabbed this person's titties 45 years ago.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)

387 Am I bad to think it is based on her belief that if she says the wrong thing a second time, she will lose a SECOND sweet job and never get back to the sweet limelight again, and be forced to have a minor XM-Sirius show for the rest of her life?

Which probably says bad things about me and my dark view on celebrity.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2017 10:33 AM (2K6fY)

No, based on the reactions of several "conservative stalwarts," I would say it is justified.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (J70i0)

388 reflecting on the 70s , as a kid, my older siblings friends were rather bizzare in hindsight, free love, free from daddy. even now it is rather shocking.

so that era of time Is rather strange and not so honorable

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (Zmz55)

389 As far as I know, all the allegations have been about conduct that occurred in his early 30s. There have been no allegations about what occurred since then. Is that correct or have I missed something?

Even the article I linked with people saying everyone knew about it back then doesn't claim anything after 1979. So, 2 years or so, then nothing. Then he marries a girl and stays with her without any hint of anything since?

Sounds like to the extent its true, it was just a dumb phase. And let he who never did anything dumb or foolish in his youth throw the first stone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (39g3+)

390 Yet, being a gold digger is a perfectly acceptable, legal occupation.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:59 AM (TtorR)

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Anna Nicole Smith

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)

391 352 ...Also, don't know if it's correct but I heard that the D candidate was calling R's in AL Confederates or KKK members. That ought to depress R turnout/sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:54 AM (8+Ozj)

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Oh wow! That's a special kind of stupid. All he's gotta do right now is not act like a braying wingnut jackass and he might just close the gap. Mitch the B!tch is TRYING to hand tis race to him on a silver platter and he's trying desparately to lose it!

Posted by: Jackal at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (Wpzi3)

392 If its wrong to date 16 year olds when you're 33, then its wrong all around. Maybe we should raise the age of consent, particularly as people seem to be maturing significantly slower (at least, mentally and emotionally) these days.

Raise the age of consent to 26.
If they ain't old enough to vacate the parent's medical insurance...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 11:02 AM (TtorR)

393 Nothing better than a 14 year old Alabama wildcat. Meow!

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:02 AM (YV+SU)

394 All male instincts, biological behavior on a subconscious level, and psychological evolutionary behaviors on subconscious level is bad and should be punished under the law and in the court of public opinion.

All female instincts, biological behaviors on a subconscious level, and psychological evolutionary behaviors on a subconscious behaviors are healthy and should be enabled and rewarded in courts and courts of public opinion.

This is where we are.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 11:02 AM (g4lFK)

395 >> " 163
The model looks sort of like Liv Tyler.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol

Yeah, if you mean Liv Tyler on anabolic steroids.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 14, 2017 11:02 AM (D9udC)

396 292 Note to everyone: I often use bad grammar in my posts and I know it and do it anyway.

Ah. The old "I meant to do that!" ploy.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2017 11:03 AM (v3pYe)

397 Yet, being a gold digger is a perfectly acceptable, legal occupation.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:59 AM (TtorR)

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Anna Nicole Smith
Posted by: fixerupper

Dong ding ding! Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 11:03 AM (TtorR)

398 Good morning all! Has Moore been drawn and quartered yet?

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 11:03 AM (a0IVu)

399

A new FBI report indicates that hate crimes committed against white Americans are the fastest growing racial hate crimes in the United States.

The FBI report on 2016 Hate Crime Statistics shows that in 2016, there were 876 reported anti-white hate crime offenses in the United States. In 2015, this number was 734, indicating a 19.34 percent increase.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (IqV8l)

400 Looks like the ball of string for today is yearbook signature analysis.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (4Q9yr)

401 So, the Alabama AG says he will nullify the election if Moore wins? Do I have that right?

Given that elections are what we civilized people have in place of actual bloody wars, I think that would be a very bad idea.

Posted by: navybrat at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (w7KSn)

402 I believe Roy Moore grabbed this person's titties 45 years ago.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)

Yes but did it fill his entire hand?
If the tit did not fit, you must not acquit.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (ajiE5)

403 If its wrong to date 16 year olds when you're 33, then its wrong all around. Maybe we should raise the age of consent, particularly as people seem to be maturing significantly slower (at least, mentally and emotionally) these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_________

Yes, it is wrong all around. But society tends to blame the adult in these situations more.

If a female teacher is having sex with her teenage students, even though that may sound like a fantasy for many, I think there should be legal consequences and I put most of the blame on the teacher.

Posted by: Maritime at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (G/kZc)

404 Mitch McConnell must be deported.

Posted by: tentotwo at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (yhf6w)

405 Anna Nicole Smith

==

she was a good wife to him though, wasn't she?
didn't take advantage?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (hMwEB)

406 Clinton spokeswhore on Fox just said (re Moore), "No one wants someone like this sitting in the Senate."

*nods head. Messages intern's little sister*

Posted by: Menendez (D-NY) at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (2z74n)

407 alex, yeah they applauded Clintons behavior then as they did Hillary's calling them all manner of things . yes throws a thing or two myself.
so now? i am angry i can believe nothing they print or allege because of so many lies .

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2017 11:05 AM (Zmz55)

408 Somebody cut me off in traffic the other day. Probably Roy Moore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 14, 2017 11:06 AM (Nwg0u)

409 Zoey Lofgren looks like a potato troll looking for a new bridge to live under.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 11:06 AM (r9UYA)

410 what, no astrological sign after his name and credentials?

Posted by: Very Undude at November 14, 2017 11:06 AM (2X7pN)

411 In Roy's defense, he was a registered Democrat at the time of the alleged deflowering. As a Dem he should not be held responsible for what is dick allegedly did. Further, none of the tarts have identified any unique characteristics of his dick that can be confirmed and thus under the Clinton Rule you have to acquit cuz the dick goes unrecognized.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:06 AM (YV+SU)

412 Good morning all! Has Moore been drawn and quartered yet?

Right now we're just doing some sketches, but as to where he's going to sleep, I have no idea.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:06 AM (oVJmc)

413 Note to everyone: I often use bad grammar in my posts and I know it and do it anyway.

Ah. The old "I meant to do that!" ploy.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2017 11:03 AM (v3pYe)

More like the "I'm lazy and I know it" ploy. So be prepared for bad grammar.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 11:07 AM (KvvFA)

414 Yes, it is wrong all around. But society tends to blame the adult in these situations more.

If a female teacher is having sex with her teenage students, even though that may sound like a fantasy for many, I think there should be legal consequences and I put most of the blame on the teacher.
Posted by: Maritime at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (G/kZc)

Yeah, its pretty reasonable to expect an adolescent to think with their gonads. It isn't reasonable to NOT expect adults to use their brains instead, even if they are only elected officials or retards (but I repeat myself).

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 14, 2017 11:07 AM (CPk08)

415 She has that look of just being accosted by Roy Moore.
He probably signed her yearbook as well.

Bastard.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2017 11:07 AM (7korf)

416 Darn, I just remembered some of the 70s nonsense. Disco, gender-bending, gold coke spoons as necklaces, elaborate dancing costumes, and the big sex scare was herpes. HIV wasn't on the radar yet.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 11:07 AM (MIKMs)

417 v

Yeah that's the biggest problem. reporters are all mad that "the right" is "trying to make this about the news media" but we aren't trying to do anything. It is about the news media, and how we can't believe anything they say any longer. The Washington Post has printed outrageous lies and ridiculous crap for so long, so often, that they can't seem to get anything right any more. So we're instantly skeptical about any story that comes out no matter what the topic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:07 AM (39g3+)

418 I found a pile of crap on my lawn. Probably Roy Moore's dog!

Posted by: Very Undude at November 14, 2017 11:07 AM (2X7pN)

419 144 & 66 Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies)

These appeal to my admittedly warped sense of humor.

May Winona eventually cancel that restraining order, dump her current stable of stallions, and see you. And may her personality not be a disappointment.
BTW, the real visual appeal of lingerie is tested by puddling it in one hand and dropping it on the floor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2017 11:07 AM (hyuyC)

420 Note to everyone: I often use bad grammar in my posts and I know it and do it anyway.

Ah. The old "I meant to do that!" ploy.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2017 11:03 AM (v3pYe)

More like the "I'm lazy and I know it" ploy. So be prepared for bad grammar.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 11:07 AM (KvvFA)

Nobody is worse than me.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:08 AM (aMlLZ)

421 114 & 66 My mistake.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2017 11:08 AM (hyuyC)

422
The FBI report on 2016 Hate Crime Statistics shows that in 2016, there were 876 reported anti-white hate crime offenses in the United States. In 2015, this number was 734, indicating a 19.34 percent increase.
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If they counted fraudulent 'race crimes' as assaults against whites, the numbers explode geometrically.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (YV+SU)

423 If Roy Moore did indeed travel 6 months back in time with the Yearbook to sign it before it was printed, it is equally likely that the present day Roy Moore was there to sign it as well, so therefore two people signed it, both of them the same person. The main reason I know there were two Roy Moore's present is so the could gang rape young girls all by himself.
Posted by: Gloria Nocred
............

It's a 1977 yearbook. So.. it would have been 6 months AFTER the class of 1977 ended its year.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (so+oy)

424 NBC News blows the lid off!

Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

- NBC News (@NBCNews) November 14, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (Nwg0u)

425 >>Maybe, but the whole purpose of statutory rape laws is that we don't want predators going after people who are underage and targeting people who may not be mature enough to make those decisions. Posted by: Maritime at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (lKmt3)

There's also an implicit value in the social cost that is exacted by peers from those whose age-inappropriate behavior isn't considered normal. The price Moore paid by being mocked by his coevals ought to have been high enough to dissuade him from even showing interest in high school girls. Maybe he was odd or solitary enough not to have this kind of "peer corrective" in place. Maybe, on the other hand, Alabama men in the 1970s in the generality didn't recognize that a girl half your age has nothing in common with you, and that the only medium of exchange you share is her tolerance of your lechery in return for your attention.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)

426 I have a lunch meeting that I have to attend. I have my bag packed for when I get back from that.

Have an 8 or 9 hour drive ahead of me.

Meanwhile, Ryan is out saying that the accusations are "credible." Not sure what he bases that on.

The disconnect between politicians and real people is astonishing.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (jHrzU)

427 It might have been strategically wise for the media, Dems and Republicans to not have pulled this derailment attempt against Moore out of their ass, but just let the election run its course.

You're supposed to boil the frog slowly. But they still think they have some clout, some credibility with the average citizen. But all they're doing is making him alarmed and hastening their own demise.

If they are really convinced at this point that they are an oligarchy, this may be the point at which they declare it out in the open, if Moore wins.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (/qEW2)

428
<--- Roy Was Here --->

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (QLvwG)

429 I Gadsen Bama they love the DA, boo-hoo-hoo
Now Roy did what he could do
Now Yearbookgate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (bmkS9)

430 NBC News blows the lid off!

Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

- NBC News (@NBCNews) November 14, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (Nwg0u)

Nobody did it better

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 11:10 AM (493sH)

431 Nobody ~~is worse~~ are worser than me I.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:08 AM (aMlLZ)

FIFY

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 14, 2017 11:10 AM (CPk08)

432 If a female teacher is having sex with her teenage students, even though that may sound like a fantasy for many, I think there should be legal consequences and I put most of the blame on the teacher.
Posted by: Maritime at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (G/kZc)

MOST of the blame on a female teacher banging a minor student.

How about all of the blame.

Also this is an epidemic. For every female teacher that gets caught its estimated 100-200 get away with it.

But the GOP will NEVER address this issue.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 11:10 AM (g4lFK)

433 Nobody is worse than me.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:08 AM (aMlLZ)
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"I."

I'm teasing you! I love reading your stuff - you have quite a gift for expressing yourself.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 11:10 AM (UoSKV)

434 If these women were too young an immature to agree to a relationship, are they too young to obtain an abortion?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 14, 2017 11:10 AM (326rv)

435
I guess just about every man is guilty in the case of trying to move the hand from the side to the tatas. None of the them may ever go into politics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (r+sAi)

436 I don't really notice poor gramma unless you're showing me yearbook posts or the error is just really funny. ;^) I make too many errors when I post on here. to critique anyone else. (Remember everybody is still beating the dead horse joke of "dead" instead of 'dear" although it was funny-the first 100 times. ;^). My typing is atrocious, my grammar sometimes incorrect, but I'm not getting graded on my posts here, thank God, and I don't recall making errors when I signed yearbooks. However, a friend of my sister wrote, "To my dearest fiend" instead of "friend", so maybe it was another Roy or Ray that signed that yearbook and then other stuff was added days ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (8+Ozj)

437
I wonder...

What is the opinion of all the college professors that continually resist effort to "criminialize" sleeping with their students.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (8XRCm)

438 A new FBI report indicates that hate crimes committed against white Americans are the fastest growing racial hate crimes in the United States.

The FBI report on 2016 Hate Crime Statistics shows that in 2016, there were 876 reported anti-white hate crime offenses in the United States. In 2015, this number was 734, indicating a 19.34 percent increase.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2017 11:04 AM (IqV8l)

Take a bow media. You foment the climate for these occurrences. So be proud...wear your badge. I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (KvvFA)

439 You shit on Roy Moore and his cradle-robbing but he was still the second best James bond of all time.

OK third place. Maybe.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (rnAwa)

440 Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

He should be held on Bond, James Bond.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (oVJmc)

441 Er zijn nieuwe zaken aan het licht gekomen, man.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (4Q9yr)

442 Is this thing on?

Posted by: test at November 14, 2017 11:12 AM (pL6Vz)

443 Am I wrong but has the rape accuser actually accused Moore of rape? That does not appear to be the case. Leave it to Republicans to have a sex scandal without any actual sex.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 11:12 AM (jHrzU)

444 319 For the gaming Hordelings - this speaks Truth:

http://bit.ly/2yZUQOX

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 14, 2017 10:47 AM (mf5HN)

Well they certainly fucked Visceral Games in the ass.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 14, 2017 11:13 AM (cAnNx)

445 >>I'm teasing you! I love reading your stuff - you have quite a gift for expressing yourself.

Wait until he takes his solo!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 11:13 AM (iAtx0)

446 NBC News blows the lid off!

Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

- NBC News (@NBCNews) November 14, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (Nwg0u)

It was for her thighs only

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 11:13 AM (493sH)

447 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (8+Ozj)

I was just teasing ya. I never see you playing grammar nazi on here.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 11:13 AM (KvvFA)

448 Meanwhile, Ryan is out saying that the accusations are "credible." Not sure what he bases that on.

The disconnect between politicians and real people is astonishing.
Posted by: blaster

They have an agenda. We don't.

Drive safe.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 11:13 AM (TtorR)

449 It's called the Clinton Rule for a reason. It was indeed recognized, described in some detail that was not cross-examined, and it was entirely unimpressive unless you count the wart. Below average, typical of a swaggering cocksman.

Yes, I have an El Camino, a nice one, and I will never forgive him.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 11:14 AM (H5rtT)

450 Wait until he takes his solo!
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 11:13 AM (iAtx0)

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He.... is an ette.

Like the pic in the thread......

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

451 My German is so bad that my ability to read Dutch is only marginally worse.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2017 11:14 AM (rnAwa)

452 If we punish Roy Moore for liking cooter then we will be forever ruled by Lindsay Grahams. I say that outcome is untenable. VOTE ROY and SAVE THE SPECIES!

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:14 AM (YV+SU)

453 >>He.... is an ette.

I have it on good authority that he cut his hair and went full butch after leaving Poison.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 11:14 AM (iAtx0)

454 Er zijn nieuwe zaken aan het licht gekomen, man.

Was fuer welche Neuigkeiten sind ans Licht gegommen?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 14, 2017 11:14 AM (gIRsn)

455 If these women are too young and immature to agree to a relationship, they're too young for sexual activity as well, I'd argue. Which makes the past somewhat problematic; people marrying in their mid-teens and such. Perhaps we're over protective of young people over all.

I've read good writing about how "teenagers" are a fiction created in the 1950s or so, giving young people a period of adult benefits but no adult responsibilities, a 7 year transition period instead of expecting people to grow up.

Perhaps if when you reach a certain age you're expected to be an adult -- led and taught, but still adult -- like it used to be in the past would be better. Then people might actually grow up before they hit 30 or 40 like these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:14 AM (39g3+)

456 Am I wrong but has the rape accuser actually accused Moore of rape? That does not appear to be the case. Leave it to Republicans to have a sex scandal without any actual sex.
Posted by: blaster

Could screw up a wet dream.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 11:15 AM (TtorR)

457 Has Papa Bush diddled any teenage girls today?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 11:15 AM (r9UYA)

458 >I'm not getting graded on my posts here, thank God, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 11:11 AM (8+Ozj)

Misspellings ("gramma"), sentence fragment ("to critique anyone else.").

C-.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 11:15 AM (Bdeb0)

459
"I."

I'm teasing you! I love reading your stuff - you have quite a gift for expressing yourself.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 11:10 AM (UoSKV)

I do have a tendency to type out things as I would say them normally. People always say you don't always come across the right way on the internet. I guess I found a way to make sure that don't happen with me. What you read is what you get. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:15 AM (aMlLZ)

460 Meanwhile, Ryan is out saying that the accusations are "credible."

And what of those against Menendez?

And what of running your mouth in public and possibly tampering with the scales of justice?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 14, 2017 11:15 AM (326rv)

461 Picks up Poison album, exclaims these chicks are hot!

The 80s were tough.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (jHrzU)

462 >>He.... is an ette.

I'm pretty sure he has a Big Muff, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (iAtx0)

463 OK third place. Maybe.

Would you buy fourth?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (39g3+)

464 And what of those against Menendez?
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Hispanics can't help themselves - he will walk.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (YV+SU)

465 Single guy, spent 20s in military and school, looks for legally adult women to date. Marries one of them, who was aware he dates younger "girls" because she was one of them.

40+ years pass, with the guy popping up in politics and all sorts of high-profile situations involving morality. No word appears.

He becomes candidate for Senate, GOPe doesn't think they can bribe him onto conformity, DNC wants the seat at any cost. Suddenly these revelations appear, sourced through national press rather than local. Known ambulance chaser of "sexual harassment" Allred appears, hot on the heels of Rose McGowan tying her daughter to hush payments from Weinstein.

Lots of supposed "rumors" and a bizarre-looking "yearbook signature" -- with multiple errors and oddities in it -- are the only evidence.

I can't believe ANYONE is falling for it.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (PtwgA)

466 Yet, being a gold digger is a perfectly acceptable, legal occupation.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 10:59 AM (TtorR)

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Anna Nicole Smith
Posted by: fixerupper

Dong ding ding! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2017 11:03 AM (TtorR)

Eh. Not the same sort of thing.

Everyone is an adult in this situation and everyone knew what they were getting into, but it does point out the difference for the sexes (in general).

ANS, like most women, wanted financial security. ie. a long-term(over the short term) relationship. And had the assets to go big.

Old Guy had the big money and wanted someone hot to bang on a regular basis.

Everyone got what they want.

That's what I think is the difference when you have a 14 year old girl and a 30 year old guy.

What's a 30 year old guy want with a 14 year old?

Certainly, not a relationship. He's looking to bang her a-a-a-a-a-and that's pretty much it.

So, it's an exploitive thing at best with someone who does have the experience to know she's being played.

The 14 year old, well it's possible that she just wants to get banged, but it more likely that she's looking for a "high-value" boyfriend for a relationship.

This ain't rocket science people.

There are countries where the age of consent is considerably lower than here.

If you're a dude and that's really what you want, my suggestion is to move there.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (9q7Dl)

467 Picks up Poison album, exclaims these chicks are hot!

The 80s were tough.
Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (jHrzU)

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Dont mean nothin.... but a good time...

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

468 I'm sorry but I have a huge issue with the fact the Roy Moore accusations first appeared in the Washington f'n Post. They have precisely no credibility whatsoever. When was the last time they published an article which was absolutely truthful, accurate and agenda free?
Let me try to explain how I feel. Let's say I'm in Thailand where a young lady invites back to her place. She offers me an unknown pill while filling her bathtub full of ice. I would be more trusting of her than I am of the Wa-Po.
That approaches the level of mistrust I have in the Wa-Po and I'm somewhat puzzled that the truth-cons and NeverTrumpers and Republican elitists don't have a similar level of contempt for that fish wrap.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (nBr1j)

469 456 Am I wrong but has the rape accuser actually accused Moore of rape? That does not appear to be the case. Leave it to Republicans to have a sex scandal without any actual sex.
Posted by: blaster

This is an out growth of Leftist Media bias: Commiecrats can literally get away with murder, a Republican will be crucified for littering.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (ujg0T)

470 >>Picks up Poison album, exclaims these chicks are hot!

You seen that new chick in Shalamar?

Posted by: Zombie Charlie Murphy at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (iAtx0)

471 Oooh, ooh, I forgot about the guys cruising the malls.

I think it was a requirement that they have Chevy Vans with the round windows in the back.

It is very difficult to remember that far back.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (MIKMs)

472 Am I wrong but has the rape accuser actually accused Moore of rape?

So far the worst accused is that he tried the Pesci maneuver from Casino, grab the head and push it down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (39g3+)

473 Beverly Nelson's cooked up story had got to be the stupidest one yet. He tried to rape her but decided to choke her instead? Absurd.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (2Mnv1)

474 NBC News blows the lid off!

Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

- NBC News (@NBCNews) November 14, 2017

Omgawd. lol
But also another indication of the media quality we have these days. Which is none.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (KvvFA)

475 >>He.... is an ette.

I have it on good authority that he cut his hair and went full butch after leaving Poison.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 11:14 AM (iAtx0)

Nope, hair is longer than ever, and Poison sucks dead donkey dick. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (aMlLZ)

476 No one lies in their yearbook. Well known legal fact.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:18 AM (YV+SU)

477 Wait until he takes his solo!
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 11:13 AM (iAtx0)
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I'd love to hear that, actually. You probably won't believe it, but I have an appreciation for metal, due to my son. Those guitars of his are going almost all the time. Can't tell you many names of the songs, but I know them when I hear them!

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 11:18 AM (UoSKV)

478 I wonder if Lord Shelvington's shelving project is finally complete?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 11:18 AM (PY9jH)

479 I already shared the typo on a big sign on the highway. near me It says "Marital Arts"-$50 dollars a session. I didn't notice it at first. It should have said "Martial" Arts My husband noticed it and then we spent a lot of time laughing about what "Marital Arts" were. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (8+Ozj)

480 473 Beverly Nelson's cooked up story had got to be the stupidest one yet. He tried to rape her but decided to choke her instead? Absurd.
Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (2Mnv1)

Binge-watched Law and Order SVU and Criminal Minds to get her story together.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (NWiLs)

481 A Chevy Van with a Kansas album cover airbrushed on the sides!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (ul9CR)

482 Nope, hair is longer than ever, and Poison sucks dead donkey dick. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (aMlLZ)

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OK.... Peter Frampton then.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (8XRCm)

483 Ack!

So, it's an exploitive thing at best with someone who ~~does~~ doesn't have the experience to know she's being played.

Corrected.

Posted by: nautralfake at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (9q7Dl)

484 Roger Moore is being accused? Isn't he dead????

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

485 That approaches the level of mistrust I have in the Wa-Po and I'm somewhat puzzled that the truth-cons and NeverTrumpers and Republican elitists don't have a similar level of contempt for that fish wrap.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 14, 2017 11:17 AM (nBr1j)

the truth-cons and NeverTrumpers and Republican elitists are angling for the "token opposition" columnist jobs at the WaPo.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (ujg0T)

486 471 Oooh, ooh, I forgot about the guys cruising the malls.

I think it was a requirement that they have Chevy Vans with the round windows in the back.

It is very difficult to remember that far back.
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Think green shag carpeting. Everything will return then.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (YV+SU)

487 Sheila Jackson Lee should be kicked out of Congress for being an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (/tuJf)

488 "Maybe, on the other hand, Alabama men in the 1970s in the generality didn't recognize that a girl half your age has nothing in common with you..."

They weren't "half his age". In any case, they were of legal age.

Why do the people who "believe" feel the need to exaggerate? If your case is supported by the evidence, you don't need to.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (PtwgA)

489 A Chevy Van with a Kansas album cover airbrushed on the sides!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (ul9CR)

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Hold on, baby hold on. Cuz Im closer than you think....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

490 >>Nope, hair is longer than ever, and Poison sucks dead donkey dick

Some guys never get over a breakup, I guess.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (iAtx0)

491 484 Roger Moore is being accused? Isn't he dead????
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

She identified him from his third nipple.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (NWiLs)

492 Good morning! Good morning!
We _______ed the whole night through...

That pic up top - that's Moore in his early thirties, right? Daydreaming about teenybopper groupies.

<rant on>

Serioushly, from what I've gleaned, it seems to me that young Moore was courting young gals, in an old-fash style (asking the mom, etc.). And behaved accordingly.

This is incomprehensible to many today (apparently including some concerned commenter yesterday who insisted Moore was just chasing tail). Old-fash Suthrun gentlemanliness' ways are as incomprehensible as was VP Pence's policy on avoiding even the appearance of impropriety.

No doubt there's the element of projection in all this. Those pervs look at this and say, well, if I were dating a high-school girl, I know what I'd be after!

If the dating-age diff seems hinky to us, 'twasn't that long ago most dads would be glad to marry their teenage daughter off to an older rising-star lawyer. Which is what happened, in the end, and Mr and Mrs Moore lived happily ever after.

<rant off>

Posted by: mindful webworker's ranthill at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (2E/Tt)

493 Fun Fur.

Because furry dashboards were...big pimpin', back in the day?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (ul9CR)

494 I'll be glad when CBD finishes therapy because this shit is just wrong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (VezBU)

495 491
484 Roger Moore is being accused? Isn't he dead????

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

She identified him from his third nipple.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (NWiLs)
LMAO!

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (a0IVu)

496 Even the article I linked with people saying
everyone knew about it back then doesn't claim anything after 1979. So,
2 years or so, then nothing. Then he marries a girl and stays with her
without any hint of anything since?

Sounds like to the extent its true, it was just a dumb phase. And
let he who never did anything dumb or foolish in his youth throw the
first stone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:01 AM (39g3+)

Roy Moore made a practice of dating (not fucking) younger women because he was in search of a young woman with whom to start a big family. The dipshit with the yearbook is the only "accuser" so far who alleges any kind of sexual contact.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (oPNmq)

497 Roger Moore is being accused? Isn't he dead????

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

Live and Let Die and Grope

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (493sH)

498 Amazing how fast a Roy Moore lynch mob can be put together.
The Left is really organized.

Posted by: test at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (pL6Vz)

499
They weren't "half his age".

30 vs. 14-16?

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (oVJmc)

500 CBD needs a life coach.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (VezBU)

501 Every Democrat nominee for the White House in the last 25 years has had links to pedophiles. Some were donors and others were clients or friends.
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from below.

but of course the comet pizza thing - there's nothing there. Nope. Nada.

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (adxy5)

502 I wonder if Lord Shelvington's shelving project is finally complete?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 11:18 AM (PY9jH)
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I'm envisioning this like the Crazy Horse Monument. May be completed a couple centuries from now.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (UoSKV)

503 Then he marries a girl and stays with her without any hint of anything since?
===========================================

Another horrendous crime!

The gall of these Rethuglicans.

Posted by: Demoncrat Culture Warriors, bad man at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (LISuA)

504 Has Papa Bush diddled any teenage girls today?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 11:15 AM (r9UYA)

I saw a headline on this last night. Six more girls had come forward or something. I could not bring self to read it. My mind is maxed out on taking in anymore sleaze.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (KvvFA)

505 I'll be glad when CBD finishes therapy because this shit is just wrong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (VezBU)

Huh?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (wYseH)

506 478 I wonder if Lord Shelvington's shelving project is finally complete?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 11:18 AM (PY9jH)

My money is on he decided to be lazy this weekend and accomplished nothing. But I'll be happy to be proven wrong.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (cAnNx)

507 Don't stand so close to me!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:21 AM (NWiLs)

508 Single guy, spent 20s in military and school, looks for legally adult women to date. Marries one of them, who was aware he dates younger "girls" because she was one of them.

This is the only thing that seems supported by enough evidence and data from the time. He liked high school girls, and dated some. While it shows poor judgment and I don't like it, he clearly got over it after a couple years, and married a woman in her 20s, and has stayed with her ever since. There's not even a whiff of any straying, with young girls or not, since the marriage.

Is that enough reason for him to be blocked from serving in congress? Not to me, at least.

One girl has a strangely over-detailed story involving a questionable inscription in her yearbook, the other claims she got a call from him in her room on her phone when her mom says she didn't have a phone in her room. And Gloria Allred is involved with one?

I can't buy that based on just the accusation. It just doesn't add up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:22 AM (39g3+)

509
No one lies in their yearbook. Well known legal fact.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:18 AM (YV+SU)

Heh. True story. My high school boyfriend broke up with me our senior year, for a fat, rich girl who put out.

At the end of school yearbook signing party, he was standing with a group of friends and I nicely asked him to sign my book, because I wasn't going to be a heartbroken little bitch.

The asshole signed, "Best of luck. Be good and forget me."

The fat, rich girl broke his heart a couple of years later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)

510 She identified him from his third nipple.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (NWiLs)

It's a nubbin.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 11:22 AM (KvvFA)

511 Guy's got my Vote.

Posted by: Kip Winger at November 14, 2017 11:22 AM (iAtx0)

512 NBC News blows the lid off!

Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

- NBC News (@NBCNews) November 14, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 14, 2017 11:09 AM (Nwg0u)

The Spy Who Groped Me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 11:22 AM (493sH)

513 Six more girls had come forward or something.

That's a lot of yearbooks.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:22 AM (oVJmc)

514 494 I'll be glad when CBD finishes therapy because this shit is just wrong.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:20 AM (VezBU)

Pretty harsh words from a guy who eats people.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:22 AM (NWiLs)

515
Chevy vans, cutoff shorts, green shag carpeting, 8 track tape players, fuzzy dashboards.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

516 >>487 Sheila Jackson Lee should be kicked out of Congress for being an idiot.

She seems incapable of uttering anything that's coherent if it's not printed on a piece of paper that is placed in front of her.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (r9UYA)

517 Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

He touched her octopussy.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (oVJmc)

518 118 Laura Ingraham believes the Moore accuser

Just meeting the requirements of her FNC contract.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:06 AM (r9UYA)

There is a reason Laura Ingraham is single. She always has given off the vibe that she hates men.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (jErY5)

519 >>They weren't "half his age". In any case, they were of legal age. Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 11:19 AM (PtwgA)

They were half his age, and my point didn't concern the legality of the matter at all.

Posted by: Zod at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)

520 Picks up Poison album, exclaims these chicks are hot!

The 80s were tough.
Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (jHrzU)

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Dont mean nothin.... but a good time...

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

There were 2 camps in the 80's. The hair band crap, which was made up of dudes who stole their girlfriend's makeup and wardrobe, and then sat around singing gay songs about the girls whose make up and wardrobe they robbed. Those dudes were silly.

On the other side there were the barbarians, the speedmetal/thrash/battle metal dudes. My peeps.

New wave didn't even compute. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (aMlLZ)

521 Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

Moonraper.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (oVJmc)

522 I wonder if Lord Shelvington's shelving project is finally complete?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 11:18 AM (PY9jH)

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I'm envisioning this like the Crazy Horse Monument. May be completed a couple centuries from now
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I can't wait for Ace's YouTube "How To" series on shelving. Maybe he can monetize this year-long preoccupation.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (LISuA)

523 Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

Thunderballed.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (oVJmc)

524 For Your Ass Only

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (rnAwa)

525 When I was a tad past my mid-30s I had this 19-year o9ld "groupie" who worked for a different company in the same building. My co-workers would tease me about my "shadow" because she was always flirting with me. Native American, exotic good looks. She was about to leave for the armed forces and I guess she was feeling some wild oats before leaving.

One day she sexted me a nude picture and the next thing you know...

The entire time I kept thinking to myself, "enjoy it buster 'cause this is highly unlikely to happen again (with a 19-year old.)

And it never happened again! But this is why I shall never run for public office.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (ul9CR)

526 >>>Has anyone figured out why a 16 yo girl was carrying her yearbook to work in a restaurant on 12-22? That just seems odd to me. School year ended 6 months before that. Why lug it to work? Might be a logical reason for it but I have't come up with one yet.

It's a 100% bullshit McGuffin.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (QCc6B)

527 "30 vs. 14-16?"

The ones below legal age have said he stopped pursuing them once he knew their age.

And 16 is not half of 30.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (PtwgA)

528 Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

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She was shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:25 AM (8XRCm)

529 Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

Is he out after posting bond?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 14, 2017 11:25 AM (326rv)

530 Roy Moore made a practice of dating (not fucking) younger women because he was in search of a young woman with whom to start a big family.

I don't know what was on his mind at the time. Maybe he was hot for high school skirt, maybe he was hunting a young wife. I can't say, and he's not saying because he's claiming he doesn't know any of these women. The fact that he's being so carefully worded and blanket in his denial bothers me, though. If he'd just come out and said "yeah when I was just starting out in the DA's office I was kinda dumb, I dated some high school girls, but I got over that in a hurry," I'd have been a lot happier.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:25 AM (39g3+)

531 525 When I was a tad past my mid-30s I had this 19-year o9ld "groupie" who worked for a different company in the same building. My co-workers would tease me about my "shadow" because she was always flirting with me. Native American, exotic good looks. She was about to leave for the armed forces and I guess she was feeling some wild oats before leaving.

One day she sexted me a nude picture and the next thing you know...

The entire time I kept thinking to myself, "enjoy it buster 'cause this is highly unlikely to happen again (with a 19-year old.)

And it never happened again! But this is why I shall never run for public office.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (ul9CR)

Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me? Fuck me, I'm a born loser.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

532 Check out John Everett Millais "A Huguenot" if you want to see a really beautiful painting in this pre-Raphaelite style In person of course!
It was at the Kimball a few years ago in Ft Worth. It also has an interesting story.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 14, 2017 11:25 AM (9ASZc)

533 Oh crap, blaster. Prayers up.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 14, 2017 11:26 AM (AM1GF)

534 >VOTE ROY and SAVE THE SPECIES!

You've got my vote!

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2017 11:26 AM (7n4KQ)

535 >>Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

Pussy Galore?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 11:26 AM (r9UYA)

536 Roger Moore is a zombie rapist? Gross!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 11:26 AM (PY9jH)

537 >> " It is about the news media, and how we can't
believe anything they say any longer. The Washington Post has printed
outrageous lies and ridiculous crap for so long, so often, that they
can't seem to get anything right any more. So we're instantly skeptical
about any story that comes out no matter what the topic."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Bezos behaved stupidly thinking he could run the Washington Post like he does Amazon. He keeps that up and even nominal conservatives are going to regard the Post as the political equivalent of the former "Weekly World News".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 14, 2017 11:26 AM (D9udC)

538 So the damn cats double teamed me this morning. I'm yelling at Patch for licking the butter stick, and Fluff sticks her paw in my cawfee.

Heidi better get her ass home soon and handle this shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:26 AM (VezBU)

539 Rapey Tuesday. Huzzah!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 11:26 AM (PY9jH)

540 520 Picks up Poison album, exclaims these chicks are hot!

The 80s were tough.
Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (jHrzU)

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Dont mean nothin.... but a good time...

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

There were 2 camps in the 80's. The hair band crap, which was made up of dudes who stole their girlfriend's makeup and wardrobe, and then sat around singing gay songs about the girls whose make up and wardrobe they robbed. Those dudes were silly.

On the other side there were the barbarians, the speedmetal/thrash/battle metal dudes. My peeps.

New wave didn't even compute. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (aMlLZ)

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Ah. So, which of those is you? Are you more of a Metallica type or is it Megadeth for you. Or is it Testament for you?

Posted by: Jackal at November 14, 2017 11:27 AM (Wpzi3)

541
I'm yelling at Patch for licking the butter stick, and Fluff sticks her paw in my cawfee.

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**nervously glances at the Urban Dictionary

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:27 AM (8XRCm)

542 Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

Moonraper.
Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (oVJmc)

I think he's attempting reentry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 11:27 AM (493sH)

543 Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

I had an unfair advantage though, I played in a band.

That alone guarantees a lot of otherwise unearned action.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:27 AM (ul9CR)

544 Thought of another wrinkle in the cookbook project.

How cool would it be, and how much money extra, if Ace signed it in addition to Bluebell and Weasel?

Funding for all of Ace's children and child support payments = Win!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2017 11:28 AM (hyuyC)

545 I had an unfair advantage though, I played in a band.

That alone guarantees a lot of otherwise unearned action.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:27 AM (ul9CR)

Ah ha! That'll do it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

546 She was shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:25 AM (8XRCm

Lol. Nicely done FU.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:28 AM (VezBU)

547 LOL because I remember the envy for kids who had wealthy parents who could buy them a van. Goin' campin'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 11:28 AM (MIKMs)

548 Roger Moore doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who preys on girls. The kind of guy who had women piled on him like a blanket most of his life -- some of whom were young -- but not a predator. I just would guess the words "no, you're too young" weren't on his lips very often.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:28 AM (39g3+)

549 Michael Moore raped a Bond girl?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2017 11:28 AM (MzeTM)

550 Thunderballs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2017 11:29 AM (PY9jH)

551 Breaking....

Latest Moore revelation: On July 18, 1969 the then 22 year old Roy Moore drove his car off a small bridge and his female companion drowned. Moore walked back to a friend's house and slept in the back of his friend's car. Only after waking up in the morning did he realize what happened and call the police. The fix was already in place for him and he was only convicted of the traffic offense of "Leaving the scene of an accident."

Clearly this incident in Dippiquadick Alabama disqualifies him from being a senator.

Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2017 11:29 AM (K4dE9)

552 All of this promiscuity 30 years ago can be traced to the sudden popularity of avocados.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2017 11:29 AM (ATVNj)

553 547 LOL because I remember the envy for kids who had wealthy parents who could buy them a van. Goin' campin'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 11:28 AM (MIKMs)

No camping but definitely pitching a tent

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

554 I saw Unearned Action open for Puddle of Mudd at the Iowa State Fair a decade ago.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (7n4KQ)

555 541
I'm yelling at Patch for licking the butter stick, and Fluff sticks her paw in my cawfee.

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**nervously glances at the Urban Dictionary
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:27 AM (8XRCm)

Lol. You are so weird.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (VezBU)

556 I think the woman in the green portrait should be called "Guacamole."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (ATVNj)

557 How cool would it be, and how much money extra, if Ace signed it in addition to Bluebell and Weasel?

I'd rather Ace stayed within his culture and "signed"

with an ewok paw print.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (9q7Dl)

558 New wave didn't even compute. lol

Neither did punk or disco.

The only synthesizer I ever wanted to hear was Keith Emerson's "Beast" Moog. Which I had the pleasure of hearing and seeing live twice, the first time in discreet 4-channel sound.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (tRaq7)

559 An Observation

Send that to Breitbart!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (hyuyC)

560 >>Alabama woman accuses Roger Moore of sexual assaulting her when she was 16

Pussy Galore?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 11:26 AM (r9UYA)

Did you want to ask a question?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Galore at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (ajiE5)

561 http://tinyurl.com/y8valnax

Gadsden locals say Moore's predatory behavior at mall, restaurants not a secret

"These stories have been going around this town for 30 years," said Blake Usry, who grew up in the area and lives in Gadsden. "Nobody could believe they hadn't come out yet."

Usry, a traveling nurse, said he knew several of the girls that Moore tried to flirt with.

"It's not a big secret in this town about Roy Moore," he said. "That's why it's sort of frustrating to watch" the public disbelieve the women who have come forward, he said.
...........
Usry, who was a teenager at the time, remembers seeing Moore at the mall often.

"He would go and flirt with all the young girls," he said. "It'd seem like every Friday or Saturday night (you'd see him) walking around the mall, like the kids did."
................

Greg Legat worked at the Record Bar, a music store near Sears in the mall, from 1981-1985. The store was just down from the back entrance of the mall, near the three-screen Mall Theatre. It was a popular place for parents dropping off their teens in the evenings and on weekends.

Legat, now 59, said an off-duty Gadsden police officer named J.D. Thomas told him about various people he should look out for when he was working. This was around 1981, and Thomas worked security at the mall.

One of the people was a pickpocket, he said, while another was someone prone to pick fights.

One was Roy Moore.

"I asked him, 'What did he do?'" Legat recalled. "He said, 'If you see him, let me know. I'll take care of it.'"

........
Common knowledge.. creep.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2017 11:31 AM (so+oy)

562 Roger Moore doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who preys on girls. The kind of guy who had women piled on him like a blanket most of his life -- some of whom were young -- but not a predator. I just would guess the words "no, you're too young" weren't on his lips very often.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2017 11:28 AM (39g3+)

Well he did turn down that teenager skater in For Your Eyes Only

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)

563 509
No one lies in their yearbook. Well known legal fact.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:18 AM (YV+SU)

Heh. True story. My high school boyfriend broke up with me our senior year, for a fat, rich girl who put out.

At the end of school yearbook signing party, he was standing with a group of friends and I nicely asked him to sign my book, because I wasn't going to be a heartbroken little bitch.

The asshole signed, "Best of luck. Be good and forget me."

The fat, rich girl broke his heart a couple of years later.
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It's stories like these that prove men are really stupid. What is odd is that women fall for stupid men.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:31 AM (YV+SU)

564
I think I made out with an 8th grader when I was in the 10th grade. I didn't sign her yearbook though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2017 11:31 AM (r+sAi)

565 Nood - Monkey thread

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 14, 2017 11:31 AM (Fb9aZ)

566 BREAKING: BETTY CROCKER ACCUSES DINTY MOORE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT, SUBSTANDARD INGREDIENTS; CHEF BOY-AR-DEE CALLS FOR HIM TO STEP DOWN

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 14, 2017 11:32 AM (AM1GF)

567 Lol. You are so weird.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (VezBU)

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Whoa. Heal thyself, Doc!! :-)

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:32 AM (8XRCm)

568 "To a sweet, more beautiful girl I could not say Merry Christmas to?" Or "I could not say Merry Christmas to a sweet, more beautiful girl." My typing is execrable, but even I wouldn't write it the way he supposedly did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2017 10:30 AM (8+Ozj)

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Yeah, that caught my eye. I believe lawyers and judges at least have to be skilled at writing precise, unambiguous prose. So more evidence that the "Moore" attribution is forged.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2017 11:32 AM (/qEW2)

569 #526 And, Max Power, why would a guy date his comment twice? He'd already written "Christmas 1977" so why add "12/22/77" (or whatever it was)?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2017 11:33 AM (mJ8mX)

570 And it never happened again! But this is why I shall never run for public office.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (ul9CR)

Why doesn't stuff like this ever happen to me? Fuck me, I'm a born loser.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2017 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

Exactly why I could never run for public office. As I always say, my closet looks like a medieval ossuary.

Man what a shit storm that would be. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:33 AM (aMlLZ)

571
I found a pile of crap on my lawn. Probably Roy Moore's dog!

Not his dog, he was out for a jog!

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2017 11:33 AM (2z74n)

572 I take it this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing.

You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY!

NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff J.W. PEPPER!

And it's him who's speakin' by the way

Posted by: Sheriff J.W. Pepper at November 14, 2017 11:33 AM (ATVNj)

573 Common knowledge.. creep.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2017 11:31 AM (so+oy)

Why don't you go back, and reading for comprehension, notice the use of 'weasel' words and sources who did not wish to have their names used.

No evidence was found. No records. No lists of names.

Total innuendo.

Who do you think you're kidding?

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 14, 2017 11:33 AM (ajiE5)

574 567 Lol. You are so weird.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:30 AM (VezBU)

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Whoa. Heal thyself, Doc!! :-)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2017 11:32 AM (8XRCm)

Point taken.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 14, 2017 11:33 AM (VezBU)

575 naturalfake

I remember when June Lockhart putting ink on her left breast and pressed her "signature "into my sophomore year HS yearbook. I'll treasure that page always.

Fake memory?

Well, I ran for office and nobody came up with anything on me. Just goes to show that my ancestor's prison records were not digitalized and put on the Internet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2017 11:34 AM (hyuyC)

576 I honestly would have preferred had Moore just lied. Said he never knew the girls and it was all bullshit. Or said they lied about their age. Made it "he said, she said" until he was a seated US Senator.

Once he opened the door to that was a phase in his life, I have to believe the guy didn't just court these girls in a strictly platonic sense.

If Moore was such an upstanding paragon of moral virtue, he would have been dating girls at least out of high school in his 30s.

Posted by: Maritime at November 14, 2017 11:34 AM (lKmt3)

577 Yeah, that caught my eye. I believe lawyers and judges at least have to be skilled at writing precise, unambiguous prose

Not the lawyers I know. Handwriting can be as bad as MDs. And if not legalese, grammar also can be atrocious. General observation...not going near this whole Moore debacle.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose at November 14, 2017 11:34 AM (KvvFA)

578 "Chi-Town Jerry"

Are you really this gullible?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 11:35 AM (PtwgA)

579 Roger Moore

DOCTOR! NO!!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 14, 2017 11:36 AM (H5rtT)

580 anybody know where I an get a original San Dimas Charvel strat ? Sammy has the original tiger striped one that George Lynch used, but he wants a fortune for it.

Posted by: chango butt at November 14, 2017 11:36 AM (KL9Qg)

581 Thank God I'm not running for the Senate.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 14, 2017 11:36 AM (YV+SU)

582 The ones below legal age have said he stopped pursuing them once he knew their age.

And 16 is not half of 30.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 14, 2017 11:24 AM (PtwgA)

And when Moore did eventually marry, his wife was indeed some 14 years younger than him. And they have been together ever since.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2017 11:36 AM (oPNmq)

583 Yeah, I know I'm going to believe 3 people out of the 30,000 in the town; and I'm sure the journalist didn't advertise for anti-Moore "witnesses", or pay them any money.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2017 11:37 AM (mJ8mX)

584 566 BREAKING: BETTY CROCKER ACCUSES DINTY MOORE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT, SUBSTANDARD INGREDIENTS; CHEF BOY-AR-DEE CALLS FOR HIM TO STEP DOWN
______________________________

The Pillsbury Dough Boy has accused his employer of sexual assault, alleged he was poked every time he made a commercial.

And Elmer the Cow of glue fame denies being unfaithful with Elsie the Cow from Borden Farms, calling such rumors "Utter nonsense."

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at November 14, 2017 11:37 AM (ATVNj)

585 Why don't you go back, and reading for comprehension, notice the use of 'weasel' words and sources who did not wish to have their names used.

No evidence was found. No records. No lists of names.

Total innuendo.

Who do you think you're kidding?
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply
........
Are you stupid, or just play stupid on TV?

Did you read the article where they quote people BY NAME??? Real people giving their name and being quoted??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2017 11:38 AM (so+oy)

586 I had an unfair advantage though, I played in a band.

That alone guarantees a lot of otherwise unearned action.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 14, 2017 11:27 AM (ul9CR)

Yup. I always say that in my world I'm Thor. Outside my world I'm just a long hair freak with an over abundance of black t shirts and jeans that chicks would mostly ignore because I don't fit into that preppy bmw driving geek squad. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:39 AM (aMlLZ)

587 Not the lawyers I know. Handwriting can be as bad as MDs. And if not
legalese, grammar also can be atrocious. General observation...not
going near this whole Moore debacle.
=====

If signing yearbooks was a 'thing', no doubt an educated man would pull some kind of quote. Every single music teacher did the 'don't bflat, don't bsharp, bnatural'. No doubt there would be a similar for educated men.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 11:41 AM (MIKMs)

588 518 118 Laura Ingraham believes the Moore accuser

Just meeting the requirements of her FNC contract.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 14, 2017 10:06 AM (r9UYA)

There is a reason Laura Ingraham is single. She always has given off the vibe that she hates men.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2017 11:23 AM (jErY5)

I used to listen to her radio show years ago and stopped because I got that exact man hating vibe.

Closet feminist.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 14, 2017 11:42 AM (g4lFK)

589 anybody know where I an get a original San Dimas Charvel strat ? Sammy has the original tiger striped one that George Lynch used, but he wants a fortune for it.

Posted by: chango butt at November 14, 2017 11:36 AM (KL9Qg)

I have one that Jake E Lee owned for a short bit, but its the only one I have from that era. They're getting stupid money for those.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:43 AM (aMlLZ)

590 Yup. I always say that in my world I'm Thor. Outside my world I'm just a
long hair freak with an over abundance of black t shirts and jeans that
chicks would mostly ignore because I don't fit into that preppy bmw
driving geek squad. lol
=====

That I, a long-haired leaping gnome, would be the star of a Hollywood movie. Naked to the world, in front of every kind of girl. Just teasing, because this whole nonsense seems to be a fantasy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 14, 2017 11:45 AM (MIKMs)

591 anybody know where I an get a original San Dimas Charvel strat ? Sammy has the original tiger striped one that George Lynch used, but he wants a fortune for it.
Posted by: chango butt at November 14, 2017 11:36 AM (KL9Qg)

Sometimes The Music Zoo has some used ones.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at November 14, 2017 11:47 AM (O9qtX)

592 589 anybody know where I an get a original San Dimas Charvel strat ? Sammy has the original tiger striped one that George Lynch used, but he wants a fortune for it.

Posted by: chango butt at November 14, 2017 11:36 AM (KL9Qg)

I have one that Jake E Lee owned for a short bit, but its the only one I have from that era. They're getting stupid money for those.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:43 AM (aMlLZ)

============

Charvels in general command a hefty price, at least they did back when I was playing.

Posted by: Jackal at November 14, 2017 11:51 AM (Wpzi3)

593 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2017 11:43 AM (aMlLZ)

The white one with the black pick guard ?

Posted by: chango butt at November 14, 2017 11:52 AM (KL9Qg)

594 xhe is a bit zaftig.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 14, 2017 12:09 PM (hVoJQ)

595 Of all the Rosesstti's to choose... le sigh.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 14, 2017 12:25 PM (irQk/)

596 I just love Rossetti. What a way to brighten a day!

Posted by: Locke Common at November 14, 2017 12:35 PM (7lem7)

597 566
BREAKING: BETTY CROCKER ACCUSES DINTY MOORE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT,
SUBSTANDARD INGREDIENTS; CHEF BOY-AR-DEE CALLS FOR HIM TO STEP DOWN

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 14, 2017 11:32 AM (AM1GF)

Association with alt-fry figure Paula Deen alleged.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 14, 2017 04:04 PM (zCyNd)

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