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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

And now for something completely different...

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Punk-Chimp is smart...maybe too smart. But I can take selfies! That means I'm smart too!

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Why Campus Rape Tribunals Hand Down So Many 'Guilty' Verdicts

This should surprise exactly who? The campus witch trials are an extension of the leftist mind-set that demands power over everything. That these "courts" are stacked against heterosexual men is simply icing on the cake. Stalin's Soviet Union could do no worse. He had different targets, but the process was the same.

Since 2011, the federal government has required all universities that receive federal money to provide “training or experience in handling complaints of sexual harassment and sexual violence” to adjudicators and investigators. Since nothing in the experience of most academics prepares them to competently investigate an offense that’s a felony in all 50 states, it makes sense to train those who are assigned to investigate campus sexual-assault allegations. But the ideological regimes used on many campuses are designed more to stack the deck against accused students than to ensure a fair inquiry. The risk of injustice is enhanced by the fact that, to the best of our knowledge, no school discloses the contents of its training materials to accused students before commencing the disciplinary process. The contrast between this training regime and the instructions given by judges to jurors in criminal trials—most obviously, that they should presume defendants innocent until proven guilty—is stark.

It's by design....nice touch. They don't even have to whisper in the hall outside of the inquisition chambers. It's baked into the cake!

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The downside of being an attractive woman
Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse. She's lost friendships and hasn't held on to a lasting relationship. She's not alone.

Or...and I'm just spitballin' here...she's a vapid, self-centered, shallow, unpleasant ass who can't look past the woman in the mirror.

Posted by: CBD at 11:30 AM




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1 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (QQ+il)

2 Meh. She's not that great.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (GEpFD)

3 As always, the simple rule for campus assault should be, call the police. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:29 AM (QQ+il)

4 Looks like a drunk dude at a frat party. Probably has roughly the same IQ.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 11:29 AM (RD7QR)

5 You never see any beautiful homeless people.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:29 AM (GvE75)

6 Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 11:29 AM (5y11N)

7 Nice selfie there Monkey Boy, but can you sling poo like a Champ Chimp?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2017 11:30 AM (bmkS9)

8 Uni-Brow Monkey is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:30 AM (GvE75)

9 Nice dental work.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 11:30 AM (mcI77)

10 Wasn't there a pretty convoluted legal battle involving that image? Something where it wasn't clear who it actually belonged to, since the owner of the camera had basically found it out by accident.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 13, 2017 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

11 That thing is fucking creepy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 11:30 AM (BC5E+)

12 I really really hate this place.

Posted by: Charleton Heston at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (u0s1P)

13 That's the ape that the 9th Circuit Court was about to grant legal rights to, saying that the selfie was legally his property, until the photographer who owned the camera settled with PETA.

Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (7HtZB)

14 Wanna see a picture of Macaque?

Posted by: Uni-Brow Monkey at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (GvE75)

15 is this monkey flirting with us?

anywy cute smile.a

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (Zmz55)

16

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says that Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore of Alabama "should step aside" in light of allegations he had sexual contact with a 14-year-old girl decades ago.

McConnell spoke to reporters Monday after visiting a plant in Kentucky. He says he believes the women who were quoted in a Washington Post story about Moore's past relationships with them as young women.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (IqV8l)

17 Wow, even beautiful women want that ol' 'victim card."

Posted by: vivi at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (11H2y)

18 That's the ape that the 9th Circuit Court was about to grant legal rights to, saying that the selfie was legally his property, until the photographer who owned the camera settled with PETA.

PETA? More like, PITA, am I right?

Geez. Tough crowd.

Posted by: Charleton Heston at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (u0s1P)

19 Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse. She's lost friendships
and hasn't held on to a lasting relationship. She's not alone.
***
I'm not really shocked that she might have lost friendships because of this...though that would be a judgement of the would-be friend anyway wouldn't it?

But the relationship thing? That's all her. If she is attractive and young she has her choice of men and is either picking the wrong ones or screwing up the relationship because she feels she is "settling" because she is so attractive....

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (eSx+E)

20 14 Wanna see a picture of Macaque?
Posted by: Uni-Brow Monkey at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (GvE75)

Early thread-winner candidate.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

21 Holy crap, is anyone reading how those women describe themselves? They are very very full of their own appearance. Which is, honestly, a solid 7 with a lot of eyeliner.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (QAOZh)

22 McConnell spoke to reporters Monday after visiting a plant in Kentucky.
He says he believes the women who were quoted in a Washington Post story
about Moore's past relationships with them as young women.
***
So if 4 women come forward and say McConnell did bad things to them, will he retire immediately?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2017 11:33 AM (eSx+E)

23 First, she ain't all that. Second, she's utterly self-absorbed and doesn't have the insight to recognize it and do something about it. That's why she's alone.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:33 AM (NWiLs)

24 >>16

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says that Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore of Alabama "should step aside"


Eff you Mitch.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 11:33 AM (mcI77)

25 My guess is the hoe with no friends has banged several other women's hubbies and boyfriends and now is approaching middle age lonely and drunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (bmkS9)

26 Holy crap, is anyone reading how those women describe themselves? They are very very full of their own appearance. Which is, honestly, a solid 7 with a lot of eyeliner.

What was the woman Ace mocked for a while in Ye Olde Days? Jackie Paisley Passley?

Who had this big long list of requirements for a quality man?

IIRC, she was maybe a 5.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (u0s1P)

27 McConnell is getting desperate. His plan isn't working.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (QQ+il)

28
Why being gorgeous and successful is really a curse. Avoid it using this one weird trick.

~VOX

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

29 >>Jane Curnow

Sounds like another Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)

30 Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse. She's lost friendships and hasn't held on to a lasting relationship. She's not alone.---

Hey, at least this one is actually somewhat attractive. I give her a 7 of 10, or a 1 on the Scogg binary.

She's a little full of herself, and a little delusional, but at 2 am, who cares.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (z79tQ)

31 >>IIRC, she was maybe a 5.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (u0s1P)

Concur.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (Bdeb0)

32 That's an attractive women if you consider trannies attractive women. Wow she's vapid.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (dZ756)

33 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (MINbv)

34 Sounds like another Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey.

Zod, like Pepperidge Farm, remembers.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (u0s1P)

35 As with "Mattress Girl" case, even when they're not guilty, they're guilty.
They are ostracized and sometimes suspended, kicked out, regardless of verdict. There is now getting your reputation back.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

36 My guess is the hoe with no friends has banged several other women's hubbies and boyfriends and now is approaching middle age lonely and drunk.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (bmkS9)

-----

.... and....????

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary!! at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (8XRCm)

37 I know attractive women, Ma'am.

I served with them...

and you. You are no attractive woman.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (GvE75)

38 Wanna see a picture of Macaque?
Posted by: Uni-Brow Monkey at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (GvE75)

Early thread-winner candidate.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (RD7QR)


That's gonna be a tough one to beat. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (aMlLZ)

39 Having a cadre of sycophants around her telling her how beautiful she is certainly doesn't help, either. Like those American Idol contestants who sound like strangled cats but whose friends and parents have told them all their lives what amazing singers they are.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

40 That Curnow chick is only renting her trailerhome. She needs to show a little humility.

Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (7n4KQ)

41 Or...and I'm just spitballin' here...she's a vapid, self-centered, shallow, unpleasant ass who can't look past the woman in the mirror.
________________________

This, in many ways, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: blake at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (qC1Sy)

42 approaching middle age lonely and drunk."

You left out the cats.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:36 AM (MINbv)

43 29 >>Jane Curnow
Sounds like another Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey.
Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)

Redonkulus. She's no competition at all.

Posted by: Jackie Mackie Whacky Paisley Passey at November 13, 2017 11:36 AM (398bZ)

44 With regard to that second link -

the caption under the other woman's picture reads: "Katinda Ndola has embraced her beauty, but knows many people won't take her seriously because of it."

No, honey, they won't take you seriously because you are wearing a shiny purple suit and ridiculous eye makeup.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 11:36 AM (UoSKV)

45 >>Zod, like Pepperidge Farm, remembers.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (u0s1P)

The peals of laughter in these very halls years ago...I remember them like yesterday. She wanted a "man who could keep up with her in the bedroom."

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)

46 Punk-Chimp is smart...maybe too smart. But I can take selfies! That means I'm smart too!


Smart as a millennial. Or our former President.

High praise indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:36 AM (YqDXo)

47 IIRC, she was maybe a 5.

a 5 ?? I thought it was a 1 or a 0...Im confused

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn--A clique of 1...now with less memes at November 13, 2017 11:36 AM (vmsda)

48
Dick. Crazy. No stickee.
Some assembly required.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 11:37 AM (pNxlR)

49 @25, the article says the blond is in her 40s and has divorced at least twice, and started being treated for depression at 40. So ... yeah, middle-aged, lonely. and drunk.

There's also a black woman in there who is 44 and there's no mention or marriage or children, just lots of talk about how she embraced her overwhelming beauty at a young age and how if her appearance were to alter AT ALL, she'd be ridiculously unhappy. Because she's so evolved emotionally and accepts her beauty as part of herself or something.

Also, both women are life coaches, so I don't think they have any strong intellectual or other talents to fall back on.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 13, 2017 11:37 AM (QAOZh)

50 25 My guess is the hoe with no friends has banged several other women's hubbies and boyfriends and now is approaching middle age lonely and drunk.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2017 11:34 AM (bmkS9)

She probably rode the carousel good and hard, and now as she's hitting the wall she can't find a beta chump to swoop in and save her from herself.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

51 That's gonna be a tough one to beat. lol

I'm sure someone could challenge it with a macaca reference. Not, me, because I actually need to get some work done.

(spoiler: I will not get much done)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 11:37 AM (u0s1P)

52 That's gonna be a tough one to beat"

Macaque?

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:37 AM (MINbv)

53 Oh and if Moore really was so horrible that he shouldn't hold a Senate seat...isn't the answer to get him to agree to resign after winning?

And if the Post/accusers' goal was to keep Moore from political office (unlike all those other times he ran for political office) wouldn't you bring this up during the competitive primary?

The only reason you bring this up now is to try and hand the senate seat to some far left democrat.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2017 11:38 AM (eSx+E)

54 She's cute, but so what. The world is full of cute.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 11:38 AM (7uYFy)

55
McConnell spoke to reporters Monday after visiting a plant in Kentucky. He says he believes the women who were quoted in a Washington Post story about Moore's past relationships with them as young women.


Time to dust off the poultry molestation charges against Mitch?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 11:38 AM (pNxlR)

56 >>Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse.


Interesting Hypothesis.

Has she interviewed any attractive women to get their opinions?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:38 AM (GvE75)

57 Or...and I'm just spitballin' here...she's a vapid, self-centered, shallow, unpleasant ass who can't look past the woman in the mirror.

Did you read her quotes? She's incredibly self-absorbed. She makes Obama look self-effacing and modest by comparison.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (YqDXo)

58 The downside of being an attractive woman


----


Sorry. In this stupid, stupid culture we now live in, you're either Privileged or Oppressed. No nuance allowed. Just accept your pretty privilege and maybe throw some ugly dudes pity shags every once in a while.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (KUaJL)

59
sock b gone

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (8XRCm)

60 Also, both women are life coaches, so I don't think they have any strong intellectual or other talents to fall back on.

That "life coach" part would be horrifying if "life coach" was a real, non-loser thing for non-losers.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (u0s1P)

61 56 >>Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse.


Interesting Hypothesis.

Has she interviewed any attractive women to get their opinions?
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:38 AM (GvE75)


Mee-YOW!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

62 >>Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse. She's lost friendships
and hasn't held on to a lasting relationship. She's not alone.


I've known maybe three women who were breathtakingly gorgeous, and one of them became a famous model. The latter one was bullied in HS by a a group of mean girls, to the point that she transferred schools and rarely mentions her home town in interviews.

Regular pretty women? Eh, probably some mean girls but whatevs.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (W+vEI)

63 I remember reading that on dating sites, women rate 80% of men below average. Is Ms Curnow judging herself on that scale?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (eSx+E)

64 Who wants a neurotic narcissistic bimbo as a life coach?

Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (7n4KQ)

65 MeAgain continuing this morning's NBC tongue bath of Joe Biden. The network segued into her show with this right after George Stephanopolous and the girls did it on their GoodMorningAmerica show.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (U6f54)

66 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

67 "Yet think upon her case: alas,
A useful lesson can be won.
'Twas beauty that had brought her to this pass
How fortunate the girl with none!"

Gimme a Brecht for a Weill

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (H5rtT)

68 Gloria Allred to hold news conference with new Judge Moore accuser. Developing.

Drudge

Well if Allred says it's so?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (5y11N)

69 64 Who wants a neurotic narcissistic bimbo as a life coach?
Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2017 11:39 AM (7n4KQ)

Does she provide beejer therapy?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

70
Also, both women are life coaches, so I don't think they have any strong intellectual or other talents to fall back on.


Let's await a pronouncement from Jane D'oh regarding the utility of life coaches, shall we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

71 >>She probably rode the carousel good and hard, and now as she's hitting the wall she can't find a beta chump to swoop in and save her from herself.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

And after all that service as the town bike, she doesn't have enough oral game to land a provider.

Always be closing, Ms. Curnow. Always be closing.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (Bdeb0)

72 66 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

Apparently, serve as a bad example.

Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (7n4KQ)

73 I remember reading that on dating sites, women rate 80% of men below average. Is Ms Curnow judging herself on that scale?

Dave Barry has a line about how one thing unites us beyond race, creed, sex, everything: we all consider ourselves above-average drivers.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (u0s1P)

74 Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse.


Interesting Hypothesis.

Has she interviewed any attractive women to get their opinions?
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:38 AM (GvE75)



Good thing Melania is a woofer, much like that dog Christie Brinkley.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (YqDXo)

75 or other talents to fall back on"

"Talents" huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (MINbv)

76 >>Time to dust off the poultry molestation charges against Mitch?

I remember Mitch greasing up a chicken years ago. Hey! We all did it.

Posted by: Mr. Green Jeans at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (mcI77)

77 *clears throat*

re: Curnow. "Jane you ignorant slut!"

That is all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (eBz9f)

78 68 Gloria Allred to hold news conference with new Judge Moore accuser. Developing.

Drudge

Well if Allred says it's so?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (5y11N)

Then there's a 99.9 percent chance that it's bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (NWiLs)

79 Trump should come to Alabama and campaign for Roy. Trump knows what this feels like.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (QQ+il)

80 Also, both women are life coaches, so I don't think they have any strong intellectual or other talents to fall back on.


---

If your life coach was diagnosed with depression, isn't that like having an anorexic person as your chef?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (KUaJL)

81 There was a girl on my college debate team, beautiful, slender, etc. Friendliest person on the team, in a genuine way, but sort of quiet too. One of our debaters was an immigrant (note, not i11egal a1ien) from Vietnam who's English was rough. The attractive girl befriended her right off the bat and they got along great. Attitude, not cattitude.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (dZ756)

82 Were the Republicans an actual opposition party they would *right now* be having public hearings on the Hollywood scandal and talk about new regulations and taxes for them.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (eSx+E)

83
63 I remember reading that on dating sites, women rate 80% of men below average.


Math is hard!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (pNxlR)

84 "Since 2011, the federal government has required all universities that receive federal money to provide 'training or experience in handling complaints of sexual harassment and sexual violence' to adjudicators and investigators."

Fine.

Step One: Instruct adjudicators/investigators on phone usage.

Step Two: Instruct adj/inv on directory usage.

Step Three: Maintain current directories of local law enforcement domains.

Step Four: Insist adj/inv that they transfer this knowledge to complainants.

Step Five: Record and file each time this process was completed.

Step Six: Order pizza.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (H8S+R)

85 Having a great personality is a curse

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (1Gx1N)

86 That Curnow girl is a natural 6 who fitnessed her way to a maybe 8 and thinks she can make 9 girl comments on what it feels like to be a 10.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (gIRsn)

87 My toxic masculinity tells me that she's a bitch.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 11:42 AM (O5Q3r)

88 try being a good looking white male ... it's awful, terrible ... well, it didn't used to be. But now in PC Safe Zones white male = evil, unless wearing a pussy hat and never making eye contact with a feminist. And if a white male votes for America First, they can be punched for being a Nazi misogynist ... or assaulted while mowing their lawn, and so on.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 11:42 AM (/aIFg)

89 The wife of a good friend of mine quit her job to become a life coach. I just keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

90 You NEVER hear a very good-looking guy complain about his good looks holding him back. Never.
Same goes for guys with huge cocks. Embrace your "gifts."

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 11:42 AM (7uYFy)

91 >>>The downside of being an attractive woman

Is this what is meant by "humblebrag"?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 11:42 AM (/qEW2)

92 I wonder how Sen. McCain is doing?

Posted by: StuckinaChicken! at November 13, 2017 11:42 AM (P9eG+)

93 86,
You know there's no math here...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:43 AM (MINbv)

94 The wife of a good friend of mine quit her job to become a life coach. I just keep my mouth shut.
Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

-----

Serious question.

How does one bill??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

95 Having a large penis is a curse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:43 AM (QQ+il)

96 83
63 I remember reading that on dating sites, women rate 80% of men below average.

Math is hard!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (pNxlR)

That's because the women, even the woofers, think they're entitled to Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

97 66 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)



"WELL, SHITHOUSE MOUSE! I'VE SEEN HARDER HITTING WHEN MY DAUGHTERS HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT! NOW GET OUT THERE AND HIT SOMEBODY!" /foghorn voice

Wait. Coulda been a different coach, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:43 AM (YqDXo)

98 That Curnow girl is a natural 6 who fitnessed her way to a maybe 8 and thinks she can make 9 girl comments on what it feels like to be a 10.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (gIRsn)


Bingo.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:43 AM (aMlLZ)

99 >>What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?


Serves drinks and keeps the Bar clean.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:44 AM (GvE75)

100 Having a large penis is a curse"

That water's deep, too...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:44 AM (MINbv)

101 >>92 I wonder how Sen. McCain is doing?
Posted by: StuckinaChicken! at November 13, 2017 11:42 AM (P9eG+)

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you..."

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)

102 Having a large penis is a curse.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:43 AM (QQ+il)
Yes. It could be. But virtually no guys with that "curse" would ever agree to lop off a few inches.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 11:44 AM (7uYFy)

103 That's the look they give you right before they kick your ass.

Monkeys aren't your friends.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 11:45 AM (xfb67)

104 zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at November 13, 2017 11:45 AM (mcI77)

105 >>That Curnow girl is a natural 6 who fitnessed her way to a maybe 8 and thinks she can make 9 girl comments on what it feels like to be a 10.


If we're talking Base 3, then...yep.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:45 AM (GvE75)

106 Neither of those women in the too-beautiful-to-be-happy article look anything other than pleasantly nice looking to me. Certainly nothing someone could blame an unhappy life on. My daughter is prettier than either one of them, and she has led a very happy and full life.


Just one more thing to blame your life on, if you ask me. Too pretty? So no one likes me? Please.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:45 AM (lwiT4)

107 >>What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?


I imagine stuff like this?

http://www.oprah.com/app/iyanla-fix-my-life.html

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

108 The Daisy song?

I'll take HAL 9000 over the 'good' Senator thank you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 11:45 AM (eBz9f)

109 Mercy. I’ve dated much more attractive women than Jane Curnow, and I’m nothing special. She overestimates herself. Whatever dating problems she has is not due to her being amazingly attractive.

Posted by: Michael the Texan Michael the Texan [/b/] at November 13, 2017 11:45 AM (nvMvs)

110 >>Yes. It could be. But virtually no guys with that "curse" would ever agree to lop off a few inches.


You can't lop off Girth.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (GvE75)

111 86 That Curnow girl is a natural 6 who fitnessed her way to a maybe 8 and thinks she can make 9 girl comments on what it feels like to be a 10.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (gIRsn)


I agree. I don't think she's all that attractive either. That photo of her kinda creeps me, actually.

And is it me, or does she have a "Madonna" going on? That's not a plus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (YqDXo)

112 "All your base are belong to us."

what I heard garrett say @105

Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (NmR1a)

113 That these "courts" are stacked against heterosexual men is simply icing on the cake. Stalin's Soviet Union could do no worse.




The Soviet show trials were probably their inspiration.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (493sH)

114 Protruding Maxilla sure are sexy!

Posted by: Moochelle at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (yLgp5)

115 112 "All your base are belong to us."

what I heard garrett say @105
Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (NmR1a)

You have no chance to survive make your time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

116 >>>My guess is the hoe with no friends has banged several other women's hubbies and boyfriends and now is approaching middle age lonely and drunk.

:::peeks over at Winona:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (C38UF)

117 My suspicion with Jane Cunrow is that she's one of those women that has to be the most attractive of her friends. Which explains the anecdotes about her getting disproportionate attention at the bar and having her friends get fed up with her about it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (KUaJL)

118 You can't lop off Girth.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (GvE75)

That is my curse. Seriously. But you sometimes you have to work around it.

Posted by: Bluto at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (7uYFy)

119 No matter how pretty a woman is, there's always some guy tired of listening to her shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (xfb67)

120 " That's the look they give you right before they kick your ass."

Bared teeth are a threat among monkeys, not a sign of enjoyment. He's getting ready to beat the crap out of the intruder he sees -- his reflection in the lens.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (PtwgA)

121 RE: Jane Curnow - Meh. Doesn't do it for me. Average picture. Maybe hotter live.

RE: Punk-Chimp - Pretty good looking for a primate. Probably a lot plainer in person.

Photography is a strange mistress.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (H8S+R)

122 If you're an attractive chick and can't find a dude its because you got more issues than Time magazine. End of story.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (aMlLZ)

123 Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse. She's lost friendships and hasn't held on to a lasting relationship. She's not alone.

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An important element appears to be practicing self-restraint by making sure you try to NOT seduce every one of your friends' boyfriends and husbands just to see if you can.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (GQSqS)

124 There was a girl on my college debate team, beautiful, slender, etc.
Friendliest person on the team, in a genuine way, but sort of quiet too.
One of our debaters was an immigrant (note, not i11egal a1ien) from
Vietnam who's English was rough. The attractive girl befriended her
right off the bat and they got along great. Attitude, not cattitude.
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Since when did 'mean girls' control the narrative? Talking with grandkid, I learned that cheerleaders are awful, popular girls are awful, and all of them are awful. Darn, the cheerleaders at my school were very nice people. Can't imagine such cattiness not being discouraged to the max. Where the heck are the grownups? Disney fantasy excuses.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (MIKMs)

125 I was cursed by God with the largest penis known to the human race.

Posted by: Idi Amin Dada at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (398bZ)

126 >>108 The Daisy song? I'll take HAL 9000 over the 'good' Senator thank you. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 11:45 AM (eBz9f)

There's no difference at this point.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (Bdeb0)

127 On Facebook we see less than ordinary women post their glamor pics and get loads of praise from friends ... it's the nice thing to do. Though that "depressed" woman makes me things they can get TOO MUCH praise for their own good.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (/aIFg)

128 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)



I have no idea but I worked with a guy who had one and it sounded like a complete scam. He was also into the Tony Robbins nonsense too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (493sH)

129 Gloria Allred to hold news conference with new Judge Moore accuser. Developing.

Whatever happens to all these broads when the strategy doesn't work? Does Allred have them secretly killed and buried in a shallow grave? Because they always seem to...disappear.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (O5Q3r)

130 I'd hit either of those ladies like the Rangers hitting Pointe du Hoc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (QQ+il)

131 If the picture is the author...

The Woman who thinks she's pretty and that is her problem? is OK... but not great.

My guess is her problem is that she overestimates how good looking she really is...

She's the type who take the 'view from above' shots to put on her dating ad... and puts 'slender' as body type... when she is anything but (yes, pet peeve...)

Posted by: Don Q. at November 13, 2017 11:49 AM (NgKpN)

132 I think Bobby Bare had a song about Jane Curnow . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 11:49 AM (QLvwG)

133
What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?

Breathe
Breathe
Breathe
Now, eat!

Posted by: Life coach at November 13, 2017 11:49 AM (IqV8l)

134 Yes. It could be. But virtually no guys with that "curse" would ever agree to lop off a few inches.


You can't lop off Girth.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (GvE75)



Nope. You have to use a planer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2017 11:49 AM (+0jcH)

135 122 If you're an attractive chick and can't find a dude its because you got more issues than Time magazine. End of story.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (aMlLZ)

Bingo.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

136 Heh, SABO:

https://twitter.com/unsavoryagents/status/929797763688120320

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

137 "All your base are belong to us."

what I heard garrett say @105
Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (NmR1a)

You have no chance to survive make your time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (NWiLs)


Someone set up us the bomb.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:49 AM (aMlLZ)

138 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

Live in a van down by the river?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 11:49 AM (7uYFy)

139 A life coach is an escort.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (g4lFK)

140 The kampus kangaroo kourts are a deliberate move to subvert the Constitution and to destroy the rights of the accused. It's unconstitutional, and therefore illegal.

It should also be noted that the presumption of innocence is an internationally recognized basic human right. It's too bad that none of those who were accused approached the UN with this egregious violation. Go right over their heads.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (tRaq7)

141

Whatever happens to all these broads when the strategy doesn't work?

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Im guessing "billing".... mostly.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (8XRCm)

142 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

Roughly the same as an armchair quarterback.

It's about as effective, as well.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (KUaJL)

143 Curnow, Yup, my lady is much hotter and as a bonus, not a conceded. Still have yet to figure out what she sees in me, so there is that...

Posted by: TheGarbone at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (P9eG+)

144 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?

Get's you on "Maury" or "Jerry Springer"?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (O5Q3r)

145 Do life coaches make sandwiches and get me a beer?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (xfb67)

146 I imagine stuff like this?

http://www.oprah.com/app/iyanla-fix-my-life.html
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This is on all the time on tv.

Has anyone every watched it?

I can't bring myself to even put it on, since it seems unlikely that someone named "Iyanla" is qualified to "fix" anything, let alone my life.

Is there a show for men called "D'wan, Fix My Life?"

Also, from a philosophical standpoint, aren't YOU the only one who can fix your life?

Posted by: Fusion GPS at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (aT+Bx)

147 wonder what she is like when drunk and her real personality surfaces...the blond not the monkey

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 11:50 AM (QC/4S)

148 I would have thought Jane was pretty if I didn't see the chimp first.

Posted by: Caliban at November 13, 2017 11:51 AM (vBGc/)

149 129 Gloria Allred to hold news conference with new Judge Moore accuser. Developing.

Whatever happens to all these broads when the strategy doesn't work? Does Allred have them secretly killed and buried in a shallow grave? Because they always seem to...disappear.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (O5Q3r)

Unless they got proof, this will go no where

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at November 13, 2017 11:51 AM (4u7kU)

150 113 That these "courts" are stacked against heterosexual men is simply icing on the cake. Stalin's Soviet Union could do no worse.

The Soviet show trials were probably their inspiration.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:46 AM (493sH)


Roland Friesler. Maybe he received a "Lieber Kollege" letter of guidance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:51 AM (YqDXo)

151 Hottest woman I have ever known was also the kindest, sweetest girl I have ever known.


All of the other women I knew hated her...until they met her. Then, they hated her in secret.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:51 AM (GvE75)

152 Wow, what is up with those people at Fusion GPS?

They seem kind of rayciss.

Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 11:51 AM (aT+Bx)

153 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?



Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NWiLs)


Two bucks, same as in town

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 11:51 AM (QLvwG)

154 Okay, I clicked. Yeah, I'd generously give both of them a six. Attractive enough IF they're smart and funny and able to carry a conversation (or help move a couch), but those two would maybe, possibly be semi-competitive as flag girls *tops* at any SEC campus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 11:52 AM (GQSqS)

155 Well she ain't all that hot. So

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 13, 2017 11:52 AM (nQHw/)

156 >>believes being attractive is a curse

In college 30 years ago, one of us boys in pre-seminary studies preparing to become Protestant ministers was unbelievably handsome, right out of a Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren ad or the pages of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. Actually it was uncanny how he was even much more handsome than any male model or movie star you've every seen. Late one night over some beers we were ribbing him about it, and he angrily said it wasn't funny, we didn't realize what a burden it was to go through life being so handsome. He really was very devout, preparing to be a minister, and women propositioned him CONSTANTLY.

Posted by: Kebas at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (3DtPx)

157 I'll bet she has pointy elbows.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (QQ+il)

158 HODOR!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (QQ+il)

159 Jane Curnow is a 5 and she knows it. This is why she is depressed and being divorced twice.

She is a false allegation away from success as a modern woman.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (g4lFK)

160 So I'm trying to follow this new leftist Hot Take that Taylor Swift is an alt-right white supremecist and Worse Than Hitler.

So I'm watching her new vidya, "Look What You Made Me Do (You Made Me Go to a N*zi Rally)" and, well, I'm just not seeing it.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (ul9CR)

161 New Monkey! New Monkey! What a relief. As a chronic meme, Studly Chimp wore out much faster than G.Pundit.

Posted by: mindful webworker's got one just like everybody else at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (2E/Tt)

162 probably can kill you with a kick to the head

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (QC/4S)

163 Western woman are too pretty, Afghanistan/Pakistan women have to deal with Jirgas.

Tomato tomato.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 11:54 AM (xfb67)

164 Gloria Allred to hold news conference with new Judge Moore accuser. Developing.

Drudge

Well if Allred says it's so?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (5y11N)



Someone should ask AllRed what happened to those women who all came forward at the last second to accuse Trump. Didn't she just abandon them once it wouldn't get her any air time?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:54 AM (493sH)

165 The monkey is cuter.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 11:54 AM (ymnmz)

166 Even if what those "beauties" say is true, that no one likes them because they are "beautiful," (and like everyone else here, I don't believe it for a second), do they think the way to make people like them is to complain in an interview that they're too beautiful for their own good? Because I'm thinking that's not going to work.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 11:54 AM (UoSKV)

167 Forgot to check for new thread before commenting on old thread....

The left doesn't seem to have a problem with Islamic men marrying six year olds.


But ZOMG Moore talked to a 14 year old!!!Eleventy!!! BURN HIM!

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2017 11:54 AM (Enq6K)

168 Whatever happens to all these broads when the strategy doesn't work? Does Allred have them secretly killed and buried in a shallow grave? Because they always seem to...disappear.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 11:48 AM (O5Q3r)

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I suspect the strategy always works. It might not always be a knock out victory, but chip 10% of someone's support away and it's a victory nonetheless.

Plus they have the added benefit of suddenly deciding it's too painful to continue discussing, so they can drop the conversation at any time no questions asked.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 11:54 AM (GQSqS)

169 Let us try something new, how about some Trumped up sexual accusations that can never be corroborated. Quick, wheel out Gloria.

If I was in Alabama I would vote for more as I sucked on a Jello Pudding pop.

Posted by: TheGarbone at November 13, 2017 11:55 AM (P9eG+)

170 Where the heck are the grownups? Disney fantasy excuses.

Now is the time on Sprockets when I mention the documentary Mean Girls.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 11:55 AM (u0s1P)

171 If Bezos instructed the WaPo "just make up anything. Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it", there's probably not much that we can do, although it would be nice if Moore can win the lawsuit - that is his bailiwick after all. But I think the main response to this must be that people simply need to learn to ignore the media. I think it would be great if our side could invent the type of slanderous campaigns to get them to back off and behave, but we don't have the platform.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 11:55 AM (/qEW2)

172 So I'm trying to follow this new leftist Hot Take that Taylor Swift is an alt-right white supremecist and Worse Than Hitler.

So I'm watching her new vidya, "Look What You Made Me Do (You Made Me Go to a N*zi Rally)" and, well, I'm just not seeing it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (ul9CR)




Her cover version of the Horst Wessel Lied is good, but I don't see any white supremacist connection

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)

173 They didn't get to interview the two ex-husbands for that Curnow babe. They are still in the witness protection program.

Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2017 11:56 AM (7n4KQ)

174 Movie trivia

Curnow was the name of John Lithgow's character in 2010.

"How do you say chicken in Russian?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 11:56 AM (eBz9f)

175 86 That Curnow girl is a natural 6 who finessed her way to a maybe 8 and thinks she can make 9 girl comments on what it feels like to be a 10.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 11:41 AM (gIRsn)


As a Texan, based on looks alone I would rate her as a 5 who believes she's a 7.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a girl whose looks rate a 5. A good personality can instantly turn a 5 into a 10.

Beauty fades for both women and men. What matters is what's left over.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 13, 2017 11:56 AM (nvMvs)

176 So I'm trying to follow this new leftist Hot Take that Taylor Swift is an alt-right white supremecist and Worse Than Hitler.



So I'm watching her new vidya, "Look What You Made Me Do (You Made Me Go to a N*zi Rally)" and, well, I'm just not seeing it.
---

It seems to me that if you show any evidence of actual traditional values at all, even ones that are vaguely implied, you're Worse Than Hitler.

Conversely, if you don't show obvious Leftist values ("I'm Taylor Swift and I'm a Naaaasty Women Who Wants to K+ll Donald Trump and am Celebrating my 10th Abortion This Year") you're by defacto, Worse than Hitler.

Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 11:56 AM (aT+Bx)

177 If you need makeup, you're not a 10.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:56 AM (QQ+il)

178 Her cover version of the Horst Wessel Lied is good, but I don't see any white supremacist connection
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)

Why couldn't Horst Wessel just have told the truth?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

179 The Left is going all out on this Moore thing...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 11:57 AM (5y11N)

180 Hottest woman I have ever known was also the kindest, sweetest girl I have ever known.


All of the other women I knew hated her...until they met her. Then, they hated her in secret.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:51 AM (GvE75)

I agree with this. Truly beautiful women are usually more pleasant to deal with than the ones who are somewhat pretty--or "hot"--but think too highly of themselves. The reason for this is that they tend to be more secure.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 11:57 AM (7uYFy)

181 >>Jane Curnow


Jimmy Soul has some words of wisdom for men dealing with women like this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

Posted by: Armando at November 13, 2017 11:57 AM (FwRqg)

182 "Gloria Allred to hold news conference with new Judge Moore accuser."

And now proof that Moore has been vindicated.

BTW, whatever happened to all those women Allred coaxed into going after Trump? They sorta vaporized. I'm sure it was just coincidence.

When Allred and Bloom get swallowed up by Hell, the Earth will be a nicer place.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 13, 2017 11:57 AM (H8S+R)

183 Late one night over some beers we were ribbing him
about it, and he angrily said it wasn't funny, we didn't realize what a
burden it was to go through life being so handsome. He really was very
devout, preparing to be a minister, and women propositioned him
CONSTANTLY.

Posted by: Kebas at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (3DtPx)
============================

That can be hard for a pastor, particularly if he is single. Some women try very hard to compromise ministers. It's like a conquest or something.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:57 AM (lwiT4)

184 When Allred and Bloom get swallowed up by Hell, the Earth will be a nicer place.

***

Whoa, hey now. I don't want them either.

Posted by: Satan of the Barb'd Cock at November 13, 2017 11:58 AM (GEpFD)

185 181 The Left is going all out on this Moore thing...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 11:57 AM (5y11N)



Proof positive that they've got nuthin'. Including policies. Zip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:58 AM (YqDXo)

186
Some women try very hard to compromise ministers. It's like a conquest or something.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:57 AM (lwiT4)

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**Spock eyebrow**

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

187 I watched To Die For last night. With social media for the last decade, I imagine most women think and act like Nicole Kidman in that movie.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 11:58 AM (g4lFK)

188 161 So I'm trying to follow this new leftist Hot Take that Taylor Swift is an alt-right white supremecist and Worse Than Hitler.

So I'm watching her new vidya, "Look What You Made Me Do (You Made Me Go to a N*zi Rally)" and, well, I'm just not seeing it.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (ul9CR)

She's the only pop star who doesn't curse out Trump on twitter, so she must be Literally Eva Braun.

Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (7HtZB)

189 another accuser of George HW Bush

By the Romney doctrine we should be gathering up stones.

being in a wheel chair he should be easy to hit

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (K2T58)

190 >>Some women try very hard to compromise ministers. It's like a conquest or something.


So. Where do you get one of those collars?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (GvE75)

191 But seriously, Taylor Swift strikes me as being very careful about the management of her brand and image.

If she doesn't want to alienate any of her fanbase by condemning Trump, more power to her.

She could use a sammich or three though. Cute but too skinny.

Hey, she sampled "I'm too Sexy" in this new song.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (ul9CR)

192 In college 30 years ago, one of us boys in pre-seminary studies preparing to become Protestant ministers was unbelievably handsome, right out of a Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren ad or the pages of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. Actually it was uncanny how he was even much more handsome than any male model or movie star you've every seen. Late one night over some beers we were ribbing him about it, and he angrily said it wasn't funny, we didn't realize what a burden it was to go through life being so handsome. He really was very devout, preparing to be a minister, and women propositioned him CONSTANTLY.
Posted by: Kebas at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (3DtPx)

He must have been REALLY devout.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (7uYFy)

193 And now for something completely different . . .

"Number nine . . . the Larch . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (TwyiJ)

194 >>So I'm trying to follow this new leftist Hot Take that Taylor Swift is an alt-right white supremecist and Worse Than Hitler.



It is mind-numbingly stupid. From what I can tell:

-- Alt-right types (like Richard Spencer) adore Taylor and claim her as one of their own
-- Obscure blogger analyzes a music video of hers and declares: Nazi imagery, she's just like Hitler !!11!
-- Taylor's legal team send s a lot of threatening/defamation suit letter to bloggers, and sent one to this obscure blogger
-- Obscure blogger went to ACLU and got them to assist her in fighting Taylor's legal threats


And....Taylor Swift is hated by the Left/gossip sites because she's never identified any political causes except made a few pro-feminism statements, and she hasn't denounced the "Nazis" who love her.


Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

195 Nichole Kidman is easily an 8. Even now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (QQ+il)

196 If you need makeup, you're not a 10.

==

I am a 10 without, but makeup makes me 15 !

Posted by: Shep! at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (QC/4S)

197 Can't tell if the monkey's expression is meant to be friendly or threatening.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (/qEW2)

198 What matters is what's left over.

We have a saying back home in Alabama: "Lovin' don't last. Good cooking do."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (tRaq7)

199 160 Jane Curnow is a 5 and she knows it. This is why she is depressed and being divorced twice.

She is a false allegation away from success as a modern woman.
__________________

Have her give me a call, pronto.

We can work something out for her. Lots of Republicans will be trying to get elected or re-elected to something in the next year . . . .

Posted by: Gloria Allred at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (BXf9o)

200 So I'm trying to follow this new leftist Hot Take that Taylor Swift is an alt-right white supremecist and Worse Than Hitler.

So I'm watching her new vidya, "Look What You Made Me Do (You Made Me Go to a N*zi Rally)" and, well, I'm just not seeing it.


She's cute and refuses to alienate half her potential fan (income) base. Therefore the SJWs must destroy her.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (IcT7t)

201 Four jurors and three alternates at the corruption trial of U.S. Sen. Bob Menendez told a federal judge Monday that they had read or heard something about the case over the weekend, prompting the judge to interview them one-by-one in his chambers.

U.S. District Court Judge William H. Walls asked about jurors exposure to outside-the-courtroom information after a juror excused from deliberations on Thursday caused an uproar by telling reporters that Menendez was innocent, the government was corrupt and the jury was divided.

After less than 20 minutes of questioning, which was closed to the press, Walls returned the courtroom and instructed the jury to begin its deliberations from scratch with an alternate taking the place of the excused juror.

Oh Yeah, this is going well? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (5y11N)

202 >>"How do you say chicken in Russian?"

Republicanski

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (mcI77)

203 We have a saying back home in Alabama: "Lovin' don't last. Good cooking do."

Looks at waistline.

Truth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (QQ+il)

204 Well, this Moore thing got Hollywood debauchery off the front page, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (7uYFy)

205 Why couldn't Horst Wessel just have told the truth?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)



You'll have to ask Eva Braun Swift

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (493sH)

206 191 another accuser of George HW Bush

By the Romney doctrine we should be gathering up stones.

being in a wheel chair he should be easy to hit
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (K2T5



What if he's rolling downhill? You'd have to lead him just right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (YqDXo)

207 That blonde has such a "skank" vibe, no wonder the guys were all over her.....



Stupid whore.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (jjaLl)

208 The downside of being an attractive woman.
............

I know, I know.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at November 13, 2017 12:01 PM (HgMAr)

209 185
Late one night over some beers we were ribbing him

about it, and he angrily said it wasn't funny, we didn't realize what a

burden it was to go through life being so handsome. He really was very

devout, preparing to be a minister, and women propositioned him

CONSTANTLY.



Posted by: Kebas at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (3DtPx)
============================

That
can be hard for a pastor, particularly if he is single. Some women try
very hard to compromise ministers. It's like a conquest or something.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:57 AM (lwiT4)


Nooooo! I thought they just wanted to keep his tailoring done?
Oh pastor your cuffs have fallen. Bats eyes!


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 12:01 PM (ymnmz)

210 206 Well, this Moore thing got Hollywood debauchery off the front page, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (7uYFy)



Yeah. Boy, that was fortunate for Democrat bagmen in Harveywood, yes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:01 PM (YqDXo)

211 >>Posted by: Kebas at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (3DtPx)


I have a friend like that.

Trophy Tom. Guy is so good looking it is actually ridiculous.

Poor guy could never find a decent woman.

He was the top notch on a lot of bedposts, but he only wanted an actual girlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:01 PM (GvE75)

212 "How do you say chicken in Russian?"

Republicanski
Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (mcI77)

Baracka

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 12:02 PM (QC/4S)

213 So I'm trying to follow this new leftist Hot Take that Taylor Swift is an alt-right white supremecist and Worse Than Hitler.

Only thing I've heard is that since she won't denounce, like, half (or more?) her audience, she's in league with the worst of the worst.

In other words, she's (as far as I can tell) doing what we (well, I) want-- staying out of the political/controversy realm and sticking to her actual job, which is performing (and not virtue-signaling).

But this is really the most time and effort I've spent on the matter, so maybe there's more to it. (If anything, more awful/stupid.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 12:02 PM (u0s1P)

214 So. Where do you get one of those collars?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (GvE75)
======================

I've got three of them on the dresser. Give me 50 bucks, I'll FedEx them to you.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 12:02 PM (lwiT4)

215 But seriously, Taylor Swift strikes me as being very careful about the management of her brand and image.
---
110% correct.

Her people are VERY careful and controlling, and things that other artists allow are NOT permitted by her.

Actually, I'd actually say her people are one of the worst in the industry in terms of things like media coverage.

Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 12:02 PM (aT+Bx)

216 3,
" As always, the simple rule for campus assault should be, call the police. Nothing more, nothing less."


Call the real police.

Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 12:02 PM (zOpu5)

217 203 Four jurors and three alternates at the corruption trial of U.S. Sen. Bob Menendez told a federal judge Monday that they had read or heard something about the case over the weekend, prompting the judge to interview them one-by-one in his chambers.

U.S. District Court Judge William H. Walls asked about jurors exposure to outside-the-courtroom information after a juror excused from deliberations on Thursday caused an uproar by telling reporters that Menendez was innocent, the government was corrupt and the jury was divided.

After less than 20 minutes of questioning, which was closed to the press, Walls returned the courtroom and instructed the jury to begin its deliberations from scratch with an alternate taking the place of the excused juror.

Oh Yeah, this is going well? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (5y11N)



Second look at trial by combat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:03 PM (YqDXo)

218 In TV news, the Playmate of the Month who played the Human version of Gary Seven's cat Isis in Star Trek: Assignment Earth should be released from prison in a couple years for her conviction of attempted manslaughter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Vetri

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:03 PM (eBz9f)

219 After less than 20 minutes of questioning, which was closed to the press, Walls returned the courtroom and instructed the jury to begin its deliberations from scratch with an alternate taking the place of the excused juror.

Oh Yeah, this is going well? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:00 PM (5y11N)

Mendez is going to beat this.
What a rigged shit show.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2017 12:03 PM (7uYFy)

220 Gloria Allred is involved?
Case dismissed.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2017 12:03 PM (HgMAr)

221 Poor guy could never find a decent woman.

He was the top notch on a lot of bedposts, but he only wanted an actual girlfriend.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:01 PM (GvE75)
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If he only dated the kind of women who put notches on their bedpost, I can see why he couldn't find a decent one.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:03 PM (UoSKV)

222 " As always, the simple rule for campus assault should be, call the police. Nothing more, nothing less."


In academia I was once asked what my policy was on drugs. "My policy is irrelevant. The relevant one belongs to the district attorney."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (YqDXo)

223 What's that Taylor Swift where she repeats the same word over and over? I can't decide if it's the greatest dumb song ever written, or the dumbest great song ever written.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (GEpFD)

224 Hey now you all go easy on Miss Jane.

That's the next ex-Mrs. Sharkman you're talking about!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (3O0Zi)

225 vNooooo! I thought they just wanted to keep his tailoring done?
Oh pastor your cuffs have fallen. Bats eyes!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 12:01 PM (ymnmz)
=============================


Well then, he got a big ol' surprise when he married me. I don't sew, either.


You're shocked, I know.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (lwiT4)

226 Curnow was the name of John Lithgow's character in 2010.

That film has one of my favorite lines. IIRC, it's "Our governments may be enemies. We are not."

That's kind of the spirit of Actual Science. Isaac Asimov wrote a ton of stuff on the history of science and scientists, and he made a point of mentioning their nationalities to help convey that no one had a monopoly on it, but some countries seemed to do better in some areas than others, during certain timeframes.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (u0s1P)

227 >>>>Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse. She's lost friendships
and hasn't held on to a lasting relationship. She's not alone.
.
.
.She ain't as good looking as she thinks she is.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 12:05 PM (+Dllb)

228 226 Hey now you all go easy on Miss Jane.

That's the next ex-Mrs. Sharkman you're talking about!
Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (3O0Zi)

Noooo!! Don't do it! You have so much to live for!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:05 PM (NWiLs)

229
Someday..... You'll be..... livin in a barbed wire city.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 12:05 PM (8XRCm)

230 That's kind of the spirit of Actual Science.

***

As opposed to The Science which is fucking loved by lefties.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:05 PM (GEpFD)

231 197 Nichole Kidman is easily an 8. Even now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:59 AM (QQ+il)


Have you seen Christie Brinkley? She's a knockout even now, in her 60s. Preserve THAT DNA, please.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:05 PM (YqDXo)

232 >>If he only dated the kind of women who put notches on their bedpost, I can see why he couldn't find a decent one.


Even the 'good' ones would just fuck and run...I think it was because they thought he was going to do that to them.

Knowing the guy, it was really tough to watch.

But, not knowing him made you think he was just slaying it.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:06 PM (GvE75)

233 225 What's that Taylor Swift where she repeats the same word over and over?

Bad Blood? That's 2 words though.

I hear her songs a lot at the gym on whatever Sirius station they play. Obviously not my style of music but her songs tend to be damn catchy. As I understand it she writes or co-writes all her stuff. She has a talent for killer hooks.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 12:06 PM (ul9CR)

234 so if one furiously masturbates to Russian women on chaterbate, does that make him colluding with the Kremlin?

asking for a friend...

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:06 PM (K2T58)

235 TayTay is on the spectrum.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:06 PM (g4lFK)

236 Have you seen Christie Brinkley? She's a knockout even now, in her 60s. Preserve THAT DNA, please.

***

I've always felt sorry for Alexa Joel. Christie is her mom.

And she looks like her dad.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:06 PM (GEpFD)

237 not a chimp. it's a macaca. specifically a Celebes Crested Macaque.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 12:06 PM (0kS02)

238 Knowing the guy, it was really tough to watch.



As wingman, did you at least get the cull?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 12:06 PM (QQ+il)

239 The downside of being an attractive woman ...

=========

What is a sentence that Melania Trump will never utter, Alex?

Posted by: ShainS at November 13, 2017 12:07 PM (Iqvpn)

240 If he only dated the kind of women who put notches on their bedpost, I can see why he couldn't find a decent one.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:03 PM (UoSKV)



Especially when the bed collapses after having its structural integrity fatally undermined from all the notches.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:07 PM (YqDXo)

241 >>Beauty fades for both women and men. What matters is what's left over. Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 13, 2017 11:56 AM (nvMvs)

And what matters with what's left over is what you do with it. And whether or not what you do with it is legal.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)

242 I've always felt sorry for Alexa Joel. Christie is her mom.

And she looks like her dad.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER

sadly, fucking her is the closest any of us would get to Christie Brinkley's snatch

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:07 PM (K2T58)

243 Had a buddy like that in college. I was like a remora -- spent 4 years feeding off what he wasn't interested in, or half digested.

Posted by: Exuberantly Touched at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (Jw2qQ)

244 Have you seen Christie Brinkley? She's a knockout even now, in her 60s. Preserve THAT DNA, please.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:05 PM (YqDXo)
------------

I hate to break it to you, sugar, but that's not all just DNA at work there. But yes, she's lovely.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (UoSKV)

245 "another accuser of George HW Bush"

He now reminds me of Walder Frey in Game of Thrones

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (cAXIk)

246 What's that Taylor Swift where she repeats the same word over and over? I can't decide if it's the greatest dumb song ever written, or the dumbest great song ever written.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (GEpFD)



The Batman TV show theme?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (493sH)

247 Nicole Kidman had some work done between To Die For and Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (g4lFK)

248 Friends? Wingmen? Where does one find such people?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

249 If Jane Curnow ever met Brinkley's younger daughter Sailor and tried that woe is me spiel, can I haz popcorn so I can watch as a 10 clubs a 5 like a Harp Seal?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (eBz9f)

250 Jane you have an inflated opinion of your looks imo and are not that pretty to believe it has been a hindrance.

Dime a dozen.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 12:09 PM (Z4z/q)

251 I'm certain that being attractive is a real bummer. I would lay awake at night and worry about that, for sure!

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2017 12:09 PM (EaQ6/)

252 As opposed to The Science which is fucking loved by lefties.

Yeah. I mean, it's nice that Carl Sagan and other popularized science and made it accessible to the masses-- and not some ivory tower elitist thing, but, you know.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (u0s1P)

253 Heather Graham for the win.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (Z4z/q)

254 253 I'm certain that being attractive is a real bummer. I would lay awake at night and worry about that, for sure!
Posted by: goon

much the same way winning the lottery won't bring you happiness

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (K2T58)

255 My thoughts exactly. She's not bad looking but I wouldn't go out of my way to meet her at a bar if I saw her. I see hotter women at the gym every single morning.

21
Holy crap, is anyone reading how those women describe themselves? They
are very very full of their own appearance. Which is, honestly, a solid 7
with a lot of eyeliner.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (QAOZh)

Posted by: AdamPM at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (uSn+c)

256 Nichole Kidman was exactly how I pictured Mrs Coulter in The Golden Compass book.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (QQ+il)

257 Jar-Jar, is that you?

Posted by: Mother Binks at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (ctuyM)

258 As a proud Uglo-American, all I can say is...

Bitch, please.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (GEpFD)

259 I'm certain that being attractive is a real bummer.

Alas and alack, I've been spared that agony.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (tRaq7)

260
Ever wonder why they call it a kangaroo court? Huh? Ever see a kangaroo anywhere near a courtroom? See a kangaroo in black robe sitting above everyone?

It's offensive.

Posted by: A Kangaroo at November 13, 2017 12:11 PM (ajiE5)

261 >>249 Nicole Kidman had some work done between To Die For and Eyes Wide Shut.
Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (g4lFK)

Nicole Kidman is living proof that Tom Cruise is a mentally ill homosexualist.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)

262
Alas and alack, I've been spared that agony.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 12:10 PM (tRaq7)

-----

I know.... right???

And the older I get .... the less agony I receive.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

263 Nicole Kidman is living proof that Tom Cruise is a mentally ill homosexualist.

***

We needed more proof?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:11 PM (GEpFD)

264 Carl Sagan was a peddler of phony science. When he fudged the number of nuclear warheads needed to cause a Nuclear Winter he became another Leftist shill like Neil DeGrasse Tyson is today.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:12 PM (eBz9f)

265 Ever wonder why they call it a kangaroo court? Huh? Ever see a kangaroo anywhere near a courtroom? See a kangaroo in black robe sitting above everyone?

It's a Jump to Conclusions Mat!

Posted by: That Guy in OfficeSpace at November 13, 2017 12:12 PM (u0s1P)

266 Nicole Kidman is living proof that Tom Cruise is a mentally ill homosexualist.
Posted by: Zod

you misspelt "small cocked"

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:12 PM (K2T58)

267 So All-Red is dragging out another woman to accuse Moore of ... something.... If Moore is ousted and the Dem wins they dems will try this with every Republican running...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (O2RFr)

268 Alt-right types (like Richard Spencer) adore Taylor and claim her as one of their own

he tried that with Depeche Mode too. lead singer is part black and has already written plenty of anti racist stuff. all it did was make Depeche Mode write a bunch of boring #woke shit on their new album.

I think Richard Spencer is an overcompensating closet gay.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (zRe61)

269 Nancy Travis has aged well too.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (Z4z/q)

270 240 Knowing the guy, it was really tough to watch.



As wingman, did you at least get the cull?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 12:06 PM (QQ+il)

It's the MAC system. Move in After Completion.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (KUaJL)

271 271 Nancy Travis has aged well too.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

Randy Travis not so much

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (K2T58)

272 much the same way winning the lottery won't bring you happiness


Certainly not. That's what FedEx is for.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (tRaq7)

273 Attractive ladies, please be aware that we only want you for your money. Your looks are going to deteriorate over time, so be sure to bring your financial paperwork with you to our meeting.

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2017 12:14 PM (EaQ6/)

274 >> Nicole Kidman had some work done between To Die For and Eyes Wide Shut.


Sadly, I always had a girlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:14 PM (GvE75)

275 Sagan broke my haaaaht when he peddled that nucular winter lie.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 12:14 PM (zRe61)

276 Sagan's Cosmos >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyson's Cosmos

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:15 PM (GEpFD)

277 As I suspected Drudge says there is another shoe dropping on Moore, with Gloria Allred jumping into the fray.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 13, 2017 12:15 PM (ylUqT)

278 Carl Sagan was a peddler of phony science. When he fudged the number of
nuclear warheads needed to cause a Nuclear Winter he became another
Leftist shill like Neil DeGrasse Tyson is today.

Minor leaguer. They both had nuthin on me.

Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at November 13, 2017 12:15 PM (O5Q3r)

279 Wining $300 million in a lottery and announcing the next day you won...

This is how you end up with MC Hammer's friends. And nothing in the bank after a couple years.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:15 PM (eBz9f)

280 Heh - wrong quote.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:15 PM (GvE75)

281 Also, both women are life coaches, so I don't think they have any strong intellectual or other talents to fall back on.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 13, 2017 11:37 AM (QAOZh)

"Life Coach". What you put on your resume when you have never held an actual "job".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 12:15 PM (oPNmq)

282 Ohoh here she comes,

watch out boy she'll chew you up

Posted by: Hall and Oates at November 13, 2017 12:16 PM (QLvwG)

283 He was the top notch on a lot of bedposts
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:01 PM


Many were thought of as, how you say, top notch, until The Paolo comes to town.


Posted by: Paolo at November 13, 2017 12:16 PM (ctuyM)

284 >>In college 30 years ago, one of us boys in pre-seminary studies preparing to become Protestant ministers was unbelievably handsome, right out of a Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren ad or the pages of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. Actually it was uncanny how he was even much more handsome than any male model or movie star you've every seen. Late one night over some beers we were ribbing him about it, and he angrily said it wasn't funny, we didn't realize what a burden it was to go through life being so handsome. He really was very devout, preparing to be a minister, and women propositioned him CONSTANTLY.

I've got a similar friend who I met nowhere near a seminary. He's like 6'4" and ridiculously handsome and a professional sailor.

We nicknamed him The Most Handsome Man In Yacht Racing. Mostly because it pissed him off but also because it's true. We'd take him to bars in our younger days and use him like bait, he'd bring in a school of beauties and we would be ready to pounce on the unworthy.

He's getting payback now. He has an 18 year old daughter who in addition to inheriting his athletic genes is also really good looking. We're having even more fun now constantly giving him crap about the guys flocking to her in heat. He is miserable.

Isn't this what good friends are for?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 12:16 PM (/tuJf)

285 Jerry Jones war against Roger Goodell could come back to bite him.

As tensions continue to mount over the NFL commissioners contract extension, some of Jones fellow billionaire owners have had enough of the sideshow antics and have reportedly looked into the so-called nuclear option, in which the polarizing 75-year-old could forfeit his beloved Cowboys franchise.

Good..all Patriotic Billionaire Owners should get out and let the leaque implode and fold

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:16 PM (5y11N)

286 >>>I think Richard Spencer is an overcompensating closet gay.

But does he drink Smoothies?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 12:16 PM (C38UF)

287 That thing is fucking creepy.
That's what she said!

Posted by: a tony weiner at November 13, 2017 12:16 PM (mJ8mX)

288 "If he only dated the kind of women who put notches on their bedpost, I can see why he couldn't find a decent one."

May be the semi-mythical "so good looking women are afraid to show interest".

(The myth that led to my biggest beef with the late Terry Pratchett -- a character, admittedly one of low morals, was dating an absolutely gorgeous "exotic dancer". Apparently he was the only guy with the nerve to ask her out. Well, two other characters got together to explain to her she could do better... WTF? Why was it any of their business?)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:16 PM (PtwgA)

289 I think Richard Spencer is an overcompensating closet gay.

But does he drink Smoothies?

***

I see Spencer as more of an appletini guy.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:16 PM (GEpFD)

290 "Life Coach". What you put on your resume when you have never held an actual "job".

Yes, I'm sure that's a real plus to see on a resume.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 12:17 PM (O5Q3r)

291 Actually, I once worked with a guy who was very handsome - stereotypically so, tall, dark, and handsome with blue eyes. And he was single. He shared an office with me for a few months, and it was freakin' hilarious how all these single women would find some way to stop by our very out-of-the-way office for no reason at all. I was engaged to my husband at the time so my co-worker knew he was safe from me, but man, did I tease him about it!

It got to the point where after one particularly giggly female had just left, I started to slowly turn around in my chair to look at him and he said, "Just stop right there." He knew what was coming.

The best was when the women would have their back to me while talking to him and I could roll my eyes and bat my lashes at him and he couldn't do anything about it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:17 PM (UoSKV)

292 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, you've got to make a wealthy woman your wife, and from my personal point of view, only an attractive woman would marry you. You know the song.

Posted by: goon at November 13, 2017 12:17 PM (EaQ6/)

293 I hate to break it to you, sugar, but that's not all just DNA at work there. But yes, she's lovely.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:08 PM (UoSKV)



Of course. But still ...

I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done, and even so, she falls just a little short of Christie Brinkley.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:18 PM (YqDXo)

294 294 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, you've got to make a wealthy woman your wife, and from my personal point of view, only an attractive woman would marry you. You know the song.
Posted by: goon

Key to a happy life? find a woman who swallows.

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:18 PM (K2T58)

295 Yeah, the first, maybe best, way to celebrate winning a lottery? Don't tell anyone. Well, tell the Lottery Commission. But no one else after that.

One day I hope to enjoy all the misery of winning Lotto. Guess I need to start buying tickets.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 13, 2017 12:19 PM (H8S+R)

296 >>Randy Travis not so much
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (K2T5

Grace Slick not so much.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:19 PM (Bdeb0)

297 This is how you end up with MC Hammer's friends. And nothing in the bank after a couple years.

I would discreetly purchase Ginger Island and stock it with gingers in teeny-tiny bikinis. If anybody ever photographed me afterwards, I'd always be pictured barefooted on the beach with one of those drinks with a little umbrella in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 12:19 PM (tRaq7)

298 I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done, and even so, she falls just a little short of Christie Brinkley.

***

If I were Chelsea, I'd totes want my money back.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:19 PM (GEpFD)

299 296 294 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,

Have a very short life.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:19 PM (NWiLs)

300 If I were Chelsea, I'd totes want my money back.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER

it's hard to find a good blacksmith nowadays

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (K2T58)

301 Maybe Curnow should remember the adage: "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybxa4v78

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (eBz9f)

302
Fox Business - Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)

303 I agree, Deplorable Jay, that blond chick looks like Madonna. Plus, she's sitting at such an odd angle. Like she had to squeeze into the frame

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (FQKBL)

304 Every day that goes by a sexbot just seems more and more appealing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

305 Looks like a drunk dude at a frat party. Probably has roughly the same IQ.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 11:29 AM (RD7QR)


You do realize that on average fraternities have a higher GPA than the general male enrollment in universities, right?

Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (yzxic)

306 Speaking of monkey's, anyone seen ever seen a finger monkey?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (xfb67)

307 Well Gomer Money is an improvement over piercing chimp...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (xJa6I)

308 Technically parents are life coaches (some better than others).

Posted by: not the mama at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (GCQK2)

309 So Mitch will actually do some work when it could get him some Strange...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (PtwgA)

310 280 Carl Sagan was a peddler of phony science. When he fudged the number of nuclear warheads needed to cause a Nuclear Winter he became another Leftist shill like Neil DeGrasse Tyson is today.

Minor leaguer. They both had nuthin on me.
Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at November 13, 2017 12:15 PM (O5Q3r)


Bitch, please.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (YqDXo)

311 310 Technically parents are life coaches (some better than others).
Posted by: not the mama at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (GCQK2)

Bleah. Don't get me started.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (NWiLs)

312 Hey now you all go easy on Miss Jane.

That's the next ex-Mrs. Sharkman you're talking about!
Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (3O0Zi)

Noooo!! Don't do it! You have so much to live for!
Posted by: Insomniac at

Indeed!

And what I live for is the opportunity to give away everything I own every ten years to an empty-headed, black-souled whore who can't keep her pants on whenever the NEXT interested guy comes along.

(Which I guarantee is what Ms. Jane's real problem is).

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (3O0Zi)

313 Randy Travis not so much

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (K2T5

Grace Slick not so much.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:19 PM (Bdeb0)



Keith Richards: I'm still looking as handsome as ever

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (493sH)

314 And yes, hot girls have problems. I've been the emotional tampon for several.

Everyone has problems.

Hot girls have less than most people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (xJa6I)

315 Best monkey selfie ever!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (7korf)

316 >>I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done, Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:18 PM (YqDXo)

Hush your mouth. She's a natural 7--maybe even an 8--gnarled talon-like manhands notwithstanding...

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)

317 That woman ain't all that. The other one was not pretty at all. What a stupid article.

And thanks for the new monkey...

Posted by: Timon at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (NTM5E)

318 Les Kinetic #65: ...tongue bath of Joe Biden....

Brain Bleach! Please! Now!

Posted by: mindful webworker's tender sensibilities at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (2E/Tt)

319 Bonobos are smart enough to have learned to build fires - so smarter than any Lib I know.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (K4dE9)

320 305 I agree, Deplorable Jay, that blond chick looks like Madonna. Plus, she's sitting at such an odd angle. Like she had to squeeze into the frame
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (FQKBL)


It IS an odd angle. I think she was trying to be fetching.

She missed.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (YqDXo)

321 And what I live for is the opportunity to give away everything I own every ten years to an empty-headed, black-souled whore who can't keep her pants on whenever the NEXT interested guy comes along.

(Which I guarantee is what Ms. Jane's real problem is).

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2017 12:21 PM (3O0Zi)

You need to make better decisions. Maybe you need a life coach!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

322 TheQuietMan: "Fox Business - Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange."

Shocked. Shocked! What are the odds?!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (H8S+R)

323 Fox Business - Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)
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Aaaaah, the old 'black ball' trick.

He didn't pay enough to get into the country club.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (MIKMs)

324 >>>>Carl Sagan was a peddler of phony science. When he fudged the number of
nuclear warheads needed to cause a Nuclear Winter he became another
Leftist shill like Neil DeGrasse Tyson is today.
.
.
.That whole Nuclear Winter thing bugs the heck out of me. That got started from one single paper by Dr. Richard P. Turco back in the early 1980s. sagan took off with that *theory* and never looked back. He got elrich and all of the other doomsayers on board with him and it went mainstream and they made $$$$ from it with absolutely zero science to back up any of their claims.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (+Dllb)

325 306 Every day that goes by a sexbot just seems more and more appealing.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

Preach

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (xJa6I)

326
Every day that goes by a sexbot just seems more and more appealing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (NWiLs)


I think they're going to be a 'thing'.

Next brave frontier in coming out of the closet.

Hello I'm John, and I am bot-sexual.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (ajiE5)

327 I think she was trying to be fetching.

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Lassie fetches too.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (8XRCm)

328 CBD, Had some chores this morning and missed the art thread, dammit. Thank you for that Rockwell painting. This image is uncluttered compared to many of his and the color palette is also sparse. But he managed to convey so much: the pride of the boy, the practical skill (and caring) of the girl, the courtly pose of the boy as if he is receiving a knighthood. Do these two young people have a future together? Is this something they will look back on in old age?

What a lovely image to start the week.

Posted by: JTB at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (V+03K)

329 Keith Richards: I'm still looking as handsome as ever

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Actually there was a brief period in the late 70's when Keef... well, he didn't actually look good or anything, but he looked less like he was built by the Jim Henson workshop than he does now.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (GEpFD)

330 he tried that with Depeche Mode too.

You'd think he would have tried it with New Order if we're going with 80s bands.

At least there he'd have something to work with. (meaning their name and imagery. Not saying they're Nazis. They used an altered Hitler Youth poster as an early promo pic and recorded a song called "Cross of Iron" among other things.)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (ul9CR)

331 Hush your mouth. She's a natural 7--maybe even an 8--gnarled talon-like manhands notwithstanding...
Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)



You notice they NEVER photograph her eating an apple.

You know why.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (YqDXo)

332 I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done, and even so, she falls just a little short of Christie Brinkley.

Yes, but in this particular example we're talking the difference between clearing a few rocks for a garden path vs major freeway construction.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (IcT7t)

333 "Chelsea Clinton had work done, and even so, she falls just a little short of Christie Brinkley"

like how Brigadier General Terry fell just short of reinforcing Custer?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (zRe61)

334 You do realize that on average fraternities have a higher GPA than the general male enrollment in universities, right?


Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (yzxic)
==========================

You must have forgotten to include TKE's in your sample.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (lwiT4)

335 >>I would discreetly purchase Ginger Island and stock it with gingers in
teeny-tiny bikinis. If anybody ever photographed me afterwards, I'd
always be pictured barefooted on the beach with one of those drinks with
a little umbrella in it.


Heh, sounds like fun.
Except....watch the documentary about John MacAfee who sort of did that and things went really, really wrong.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6071534/?ref_=nv_sr_3

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (W+vEI)

336 I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done

Her doctor sucks.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (ul9CR)

337 What a lovely image to start the week.
Posted by: JTB at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (V+03K)
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I sure hope you posted this in the wrong thread.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (UoSKV)

338 Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM


Hmmm ... the clarity of this vision is like 20/20

** scribbles furiously **

** can't read scribbles **

HUMA!!! COME WRITE THIS DOWN!!!

Posted by: Hillary! 2020! IT'S MY TURN, GOSHDARNIT!!! at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (ctuyM)

339 329 I think she was trying to be fetching.

-----

Lassie fetches too.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (8XRCm)



Lassie was lovable. There's the difference.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (YqDXo)

340 The monkey is cuter than either of those women in the "my life is so difficult because I'm so damn hot" article.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (BXf9o)

341 I used to work as a fully-licensed Police Officer on a private college campus back in the late 90's, early 00's. Texas allows for such a thing and the concept has it uses. What sickened me then, as an emerging practice that is now standard nowadays, is this proclivity for colleges and universities, public and private, to adjudicate criminal matters through "University Court" or "Administrative Adjudication".

Quite simply, this is a way for campuses to keep their federally mandated crime reporting stats low. Further, it keeps students, and their sweet sweet tuition money, on campus; an incarcerated sh!tbag . . . I mean "student" . . . doesn't flow money into the university. Finally, I believe that colleges and universities like to think of themselves as a community apart from the rest of society (e.g. - "the academic bubble") and the administrators of those institutions see themselves as our betters and rulers of these little fiefdoms.

It is a shame, because for all the supposedly "justice" being doled out on these so-called grounds of higher-education by SJW types via administrative adjudication, so many young men are getting railroaded for "crimes" they did not commit and those committing crimes are walking away either unpunished, unreported, or with a slap on the wrist. The model for modern colleges and universities needs to be torn down and vilified, making room for REAL institutions of learning to flourish.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (h5hE3)

342 My favorite Sagan goof was his prediction of years of twilight over the Persian Gulf from the oil wells torched by Saddam.

I believe the fires were all out within a week of his announcement.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (PtwgA)

343 She's a natural 7--maybe even an 8

***

I presume you mean on a scale of 1 to 100.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:25 PM (GEpFD)

344 anyway this new monkey is a nice addition to the blog.

a keeper.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:25 PM (Zmz55)

345 What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?

Milady pointed out a fellow advertising as a Life Coach.

I thought, that's just what we need. Someone to help us plan our life plays, guide us when we make errors, and to help us stay pumped for the game.

Turned out he was just a shrink.

Tell me about your mother....

Posted by: mindful webworker's undirected direction at November 13, 2017 12:25 PM (2E/Tt)

346 I'm great as a self life-coach. It's the life athlete part that I'm terrible at.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 12:25 PM (rnAwa)

347 325 Fox Business - Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)

Smart move... Then the vote gets split between Moore and the "Write-in"..... Then..... Democrat!

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2017 12:25 PM (O2RFr)

348 i owe trivial a coke.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (Zmz55)

349 338 I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done

Her doctor sucks.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (ul9CR)


What are you talking about? It's the best work Stevie Wonder ever did.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (YqDXo)

350
Christie Brinkly : hubba hubba

Chelsea Clinton : Hubbell Hubbell

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

351 >>Hello I'm John, and I am bot-sexual.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 13, 2017 12:23 PM (ajiE5)

Hello, I'm Fred Garvin v2.0, Male Bot-titute.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (Bdeb0)

352 >>I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done, and even so, she falls just a little short of Christie Brinkley.




Like with Tori Spelling, you can't fix certain levels of unattractiveness with plastic surgery and other cosmetic treatments.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (W+vEI)

353
Tell me about your mother....
Posted by: mindful webworker's undirected direction at November 13, 2017 12:25 PM (2E/Tt)

You really don't want to know

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

354 Dang it,posted in the wrong thread.

561 GQ Citizen of the Year is about as prestigious as....

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (LiyEm)

355 Jane, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a
top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (QLvwG)

356 Christie Brinkly : hubba hubba

Chelsea Clinton : Hubbell Hubbell

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I LOL'd.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (GEpFD)

357 >>Chelsea Clinton : Hubbell Hubbell

No kidding

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/872776358321061888

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 12:26 PM (W+vEI)

358 What is this SMILF show I see getting pimped?

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (g4lFK)

359 The snub nosed monkeys are also very photogenic. Some look like Ewoks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (xfb67)

360 Like with Tori Spelling, you can't fix certain levels of unattractiveness with plastic surgery and other cosmetic treatments.

***

But unlike Tori Spelling, Chelsea's surgery didn't make her look worse.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (GEpFD)

361 All I ever wanted to know about sex bots I learned from watching Archer.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (PtwgA)

362 Sex-bots? Nyah?

Care to buy my story?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07769T9FZ

Though I did write about those, which has been done to death, nah will not succumb to that temptation.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (eBz9f)

363 JUST IN: Attorney Gloria Allred to hold press conference today in New York with new accuser of former Alabama Judge Roy Moore Future Senator Roy Moore!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (bmkS9)

364 Already they are talking about not seating Moore if he is elected.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (LiyEm)

365 You don't want to play with matches in a basement full of gasoline.

Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (IqV8l)

366 The eyes are the window to the soul.
Selfie Chimp has a sincere smile, Jane Curnow does not.

Of course, the chimp pic might be photoshop. I don't think those are monkey teeth and I have doubts about the eyes.

But the woman has a predatory look like she is calculating the size of your bank account.

(This monkey pic is better than the mutilated monkey pic. This monkey has a sense of humor. The other one emotes a seriously bad vibe.)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (4XCge)

367 Neither woman in that article are drop dead gorgeous. They are very pretty, but I could go to a mall on any given Saturday and find 100 just like them.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (t95xK)

368 363 All I ever wanted to know about sex bots I learned from watching Archer.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (PtwgA)

I'll take a Katya model.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

369 339 ... bluebell,

OMG, I forgot about the ape at the top of the post. I did mention it was about the Rockwell painting on the art thread. I hoped that was clear.

Oh dear!

Posted by: JTB at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (V+03K)

370 Every day that goes by a sexbot just seems more and more appealing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (NWiLs)


What are women going to do when a "Cherry 3000" is available?

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (coYZ7)

371 Since this Jane Curnow (who?) person is claiming that her superficial appearance is preventing her from having lasting relationships, allow me to make an equally superficial observation: You can see the Nutty in her eyes in that photo. I know it well from both an older sister and from an ex. She looks in the mirror and knows of her deep down emotional ugliness and hates that everyone instead sees superficial beauty. She's living a lie and it torments her knowing it.

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (xHVD5)

372 Mommmmm! They're making fun of me again!!!

Posted by: Chelsea "Chubble" Clinton at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (O5Q3r)

373 367 You don't want to play with matches in a basement full of gasoline.
Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (IqV8l)

So much for dating...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

374 "Tell me about your mother."

"You want to know about my mother!"

*BAM*

Holden is blown backwards through the wall.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (eBz9f)

375 363 All I ever wanted to know about sex bots I learned from watching Archer.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (PtwgA)

Austin Powers for me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (jxbfJ)

376 My favorite Sagan goof was his prediction of years of twilight over the Persian Gulf from the oil wells torched by Saddam. I believe the fires were all out within a week of his announcement. Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (PtwgA)

And the liberal boogyman Haliburton put them out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (rnAwa)

377 Fox Business - Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)

For the love of Mary, I wish Republicans knew how to do, you know, politics.

How much more do they have to do before they hold a press conference to tell the world: "We've tried to be subtitle up to this point but it's not working. Just so everyone's clear: we want to lose the next election, don't vote for us."

Posted by: WisRich at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (G0vdT)

378 344 My favorite Sagan goof was his prediction of years of twilight over the Persian Gulf from the oil wells torched by Saddam.

I believe the fires were all out within a week of his announcement.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (PtwgA)



Sagan was a charlatan, straight up. That "nuclear winter" disinformation was made up out of whole cloth. He and his compadre (whose name I've forgotten) basically started with the conclusion they wanted to reach - viz., that we should surrender unconditionally to the USSR, stat - and worked backwards to find the parameters that would result in "nuclear winter."

Notice he/they weren't urging the Soviets to stand down. No. Their nuclear weapons would be as pure as the driven snow. It was OURS that would be the problem.

Spit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (YqDXo)

379 372 Every day that goes by a sexbot just seems more and more appealing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (NWiLs)


What are women going to do when a "Cherry 3000" is available?
Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (coYZ7)

Dunno...a Chaz 2000? Who cares once there's sexbots?!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (xJa6I)

380 >>JUST IN: Attorney Gloria Allred to hold press conference today in New York with new accuser of former Alabama Judge Roy Moore Future Senator Roy Moore!

Moore must have staged this. I can't imagine anything that will harden Alabama voter's resolve to vote for Moore than a press conference by Gloria Allred in NYC with yet another woman coming out of the woodwork after 40 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (/tuJf)

381 jwest order Paulo 1000s i guess.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (Zmz55)

382 Of course, the chimp pic might be photoshop. I don't think those are monkey teeth and I have doubts about the eyes.
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But it's not! It's an actual selfie. There was a years-long court case that ended recently (September, I think) over who actually owned the rights to the picture. Guess who won?

Yep, the monkey. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (UoSKV)

383 Already they are talking about not seating Moore if he is elected.

If I was Moore I would say that if elected and this is "proven" to be true I will step down and let the Gov. fill the seat...The alternative will be a Democrat representing Alabama...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (O2RFr)

384 372 Every day that goes by a sexbot just seems more and more appealing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (NWiLs)


What are women going to do when a "Cherry 3000" is available?
Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (coYZ7)

Lobby to get them banned. When that doesn't work, hoard cats.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

385 325 Fox Business - Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)

Smart move... Then the vote gets split between Moore and the "Write-in"..... Then..... Democrat!
_______________

Yep, the GOPe is doing everything it can to ensure that the AL senate seat goes to a fellow Democrat.

The Uni-party will not quit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 12:30 PM (BXf9o)

386 Fox Business - Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)


How about a write-in campaign to shitcan McConnell?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:30 PM (YqDXo)

387 or not, although making love is awesome i don't die without it.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:30 PM (Zmz55)

388 They could do a remake of My Fair Lady. Call it Pig-Malion.

Basically a bunch of attractive women made miserable about their beauty, sign up for a class with Lena Dunham (Prof. Hefty Higginbottom) who gives them lessons in how to be unappealing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 12:30 PM (/qEW2)

389 Its almost as if the GOP is jumping the shark before their failed op even plays out.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:30 PM (g4lFK)

390 I've been the emotional tampon for several.

--

Now, that's what I call an interesting descriptor.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 13, 2017 12:30 PM (mQ0Mc)

391 OMG, I forgot about the ape at the top of the post. I did mention it was about the Rockwell painting on the art thread. I hoped that was clear.

Oh dear!
Posted by: JTB at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (V+03K)
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Ha, I got it! Don't worry! I just couldn't resist.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:31 PM (UoSKV)

392 360 What is this SMILF show I see getting pimped?
Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (g4lFK)

A 'single moms are totes awesome' show. Yawnfest.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:31 PM (xJa6I)

393 There's a lotta life coaching that goes on in these threads.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2017 12:31 PM (ctuyM)

394 Luther Strange is in real danger of having Mitch McConnell end his political career forever.

Posted by: The Markovian Parallax Denigrate at November 13, 2017 12:31 PM (60v4h)

395 Hey, anybody remember Jackie Mackie whatever-the-fuck-the-rest-of-her-names-were?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:31 PM (GEpFD)

396 But unlike Tori Spelling, Chelsea's surgery didn't make her look worse.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (GEpFD)


In fairness, how could it? She was pretty much in the ground state of attractiveness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (YqDXo)

397 Boy making Sessions AG is looking better and better!

Posted by: The Dems at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

398 392 I've been the emotional tampon for several.

--

Now, that's what I call an interesting descriptor.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 13, 2017 12:30 PM (mQ0Mc)

All credit goes to my buddy Greg back in college.

I was 'friends' with a lot of women who'd pour out their sad tales of woe and wonder why they couldn't meet a nice good looking guy like me?

I'm honestly surprised I didn't rage quit by now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (xJa6I)

399 I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done, and even so, she falls just a little short of Christie David Brinkley.
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (mJ8mX)

400 396 Luther Strange is in real danger of having Mitch McConnell end his political career forever.
Posted by: The Markovian Parallax Denigrate at November 13, 2017 12:31 PM (60v4h)

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Yep, if I were him I'd run away from this screaming!

Posted by: Jackal at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (OFWRH)

401 so is Luther Strange well liked in Alabama?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (Zmz55)

402 Dunno...a Chaz 2000? Who cares once there's sexbots?!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:29 PM (xJa6I

The Paolo 5000. He is , how we say, be an esatta copia

Posted by: The Paolo at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (QC/4S)

403 368 Of course, the chimp pic might be photoshop. I don't think those are monkey teeth and I have doubts about the eyes.

This is the photo that launched the court case about whether animals had intellectual property rights. A photographer set up a camera for animals to play with and found this picture on it. He asserted copyright and the animal rights folks got all upset insisting that the copyright belonged to the monkey.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (sGtp+)

404 Leave it to the GO fking Pe to blow an election in Ala-freakin-BAMA of all places.

FtLoG the GOPe makes me sick.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (ul9CR)

405 Wasn't "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" an ad slogan not too terribly long ago?

Didn't go over well then either, as I recall.

Posted by: red speck at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (6Krd7)

406 so is Luther Strange well liked in Alabama?

Evidently not as much as Moore...... was...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (O2RFr)

407 >>What are women going to do when a "Cherry 3000" is available? Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 12:28 PM (coYZ7)

Make sammiches. Until Cherry learns how.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (Bdeb0)

408 All I ever wanted to know about sex bots I learned from watching ... Allahpundit's hump bot.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (4XCge)

409 What are women going to do when a "Cherry 3000" is available?

Demand the .gov provide sybians?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 12:34 PM (IcT7t)

410 Huh? What? What time is it?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at November 13, 2017 12:34 PM (vtcmf)

411 He asserted copyright and the animal rights folks got all upset insisting that the copyright belonged to the monkey.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (sGtp+)
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And PETA won.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:34 PM (UoSKV)

412 I think that monkey is cute and clearly more intelligent than the average Democrat voter.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 12:34 PM (LiyEm)

413
John Paul Jones McConnell: We have not yet begun to surrender

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:34 PM (493sH)

414 Grammie,

You around? The vet did x-rays and ultrasound on my cat. No obvious tumors. Her intestine walls are thick, IBD or cancer.

They gave her anti nausea meds, anti biotics, steroids.

We are going to repeat the ultrasound today, they thought they saw a partial blockage.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2017 12:35 PM (Ri/rl)

415 394 360 What is this SMILF show I see getting pimped?
Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:27 PM (g4lFK)

A 'single moms are totes awesome' show. Yawnfest.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:31 PM (xJa6I)

Yeah, no. Hell no.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

416 Jane Curnow believes being attractive is a curse.

How would she know? (ok, being a little bit mean.)

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2017 12:35 PM (2z74n)

417 GOP Leadership = Dodo birds running off cliff in Ice Age.

Posted by: WisRich at November 13, 2017 12:36 PM (G0vdT)

418 He asserted copyright and the animal rights folks got all upset insisting that the copyright belonged to the monkey.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 13, 2017 12:33 PM (sGtp+)
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And PETA won.
Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:34 PM (UoSKV)

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So.... Dildo's pilfering copyrighted simians now ???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 12:36 PM (8XRCm)

419 donna, it's rather scary that accusation unmade for years pop out now, and it could happen to anyone if proof is never needed.

so i would hope the people of alabama actually can grok the truth to this, or he is well known enough this means nothing.

if he's really a creep ? anyway it's ugly and everyone is vulnerable to this type of political behavior.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:36 PM (Zmz55)

420
304
Fox Business - Bitch McConnell is floating out ideas for a write in candidate like Luther Strange.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)


Here's just a thought, a-hole. How about you do your g-damn job as described in the Constitution and pass a budget (NOT a continuing resolution)?

You fooking failures have FAILED to do your jobs for decades on end and we're supposed to kowtow to your superior knowledge and disdain for us? FOADIAF, you sanctimonious twat waffle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

421 Ok this place is bonkers...and i mean..uuuhhhm in a good way.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 12:36 PM (VezBU)

422 You can see the Nutty in her eyes in that photo.

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You mean the photo of the grown women who got dolled up and paid to have photos of herself taken at Sears?

You're saying that lady is a little nuts?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 12:36 PM (GQSqS)

423 I was 'friends' with a lot of women who'd pour out their sad tales of woe and wonder why they couldn't meet a nice good looking guy like me?

I'm honestly surprised I didn't rage quit by now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (xJa6I)

Ah, the accursed Friend Zone.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

424 The movie was titled Cherry 2000.

Guy with one has to brave the badlands to find replacement parts after he shorts out his. Melanie Griffith plays the mercenary who gets him to the forbidden warehouse.

Then there are the VR Waifus starting to emerge out of Japan. A fully AI one is KD's companion in Blade Runner 2049. Her name is Joi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:37 PM (eBz9f)

425 Of course, the chimp pic might be photoshop. I don't think those are monkey teeth and I have doubts about the eyes.

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Yeah, the teeth look like smokers' teeth, and the incisors at the top look way oversized.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 12:37 PM (/qEW2)

426 Preach it, sister! Who knows how many votes I lost because I'm so attractive.

It's been a curse!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 13, 2017 12:37 PM (2z74n)

427 @378
"My favorite Sagan goof was his prediction of years of twilight over the Persian Gulf from the oil wells torched by Saddam. I believe the fires were all out within a week of his announcement. Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 12:24 PM (PtwgA) "

He also forgot the scientific principle that the sky is really, really big.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 13, 2017 12:37 PM (W/SyC)

428 so is Luther Strange well liked in Alabama?


He was an Establishment nonentity. He was elected AG, then promoted by our disgraced Governor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 12:37 PM (60v4h)

429 >>Yeah, the teeth look like smokers' teeth, and the incisors at the top look way oversized.


I'll have you know, that primate had the finest Dentistry the US Navy could buy.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:38 PM (GvE75)

430 I was 'friends' with a lot of women who'd pour out
their sad tales of woe and wonder why they couldn't meet a nice good
looking guy like me?



I'm honestly surprised I didn't rage quit by now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (xJa6I)


That reminded me of this poor guy: https://i.redd.it/shsgksfku8az.jpg

Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 12:38 PM (yzxic)

431 i doubt monkeys floss or brush.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:38 PM (Zmz55)

432 >>>What exactly does a life coach do, anyway?
<<<

Isn't a life coach just a chick looking for a sugar daddy? Take care of me, because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2017 12:38 PM (2Mnv1)

433 To win the Alabama election, Luther will have to spend the night at the Simmons mansion, where 20 years earlier an unsolved murder-suicide took place. The bloodstains are still on the organ keys and they used Bon Ami!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 12:38 PM (QLvwG)

434 Anybody got a smoke?

Posted by: Punk Chimp at November 13, 2017 12:38 PM (vtcmf)

435 ty Grump.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:38 PM (Zmz55)

436 By the way that is a picture of a Bonobo - not a chimp or a monkey.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 12:38 PM (K4dE9)

437 Once these accusations don't pan out against Moore, expect threats of violence.

The D.C. political class is currently perfecting that type of voter coercion.

Posted by: MAGA at November 13, 2017 12:39 PM (QvPEL)

438 @379

The GOPe surrender caucus is absolutely frantic, so that means they have done some polling and are seeing nobodies buying this bullshit.

I fucking hate that no neck cunt Mitch "I suck COC cock by Choice" McConnell

Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 12:39 PM (71/k8)

439 Here's just a thought, a-hole. How about you do your g-damn job as described in the Constitution and pass a budget (NOT a continuing resolution)?

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I dont not get how Mitch... on the one hand ....has the brass balls to almost single-handedly thwart Obama appointing Scalia's replacement....

.... and on the other cant do Repeal of Obama Care, Tax Cuts and Primary Elections.

Befuddled.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

440 "Carl Sagan was a peddler of phony science. When he
fudged the number of nuclear warheads needed to cause a Nuclear Winter
he became another Leftist shill like Neil DeGrasse Tyson is today.



Posted by: Anna Puma"

He jumped the shark when he predicted the burning Iraq oil well would cause massive climate shift or something. Of course, nothing of the sort happened and his popularity dropped.

Pro Tip: Always make your predictions for environmental catastrophe far into the future. At at least farther than the attention span of your average LIV or journalist.

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2017 12:39 PM (MxEKc)

441 Here's the story on the monkey selfie, if you are interested:

https://tinyurl.com/y6u38pal

It's a real picture.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 12:40 PM (UoSKV)

442 You know what's so weird about the old Scooby Doo cartoons?

The way some of the guys in the masks would be wearing glasses.

Under the mask.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:40 PM (GEpFD)

443 By the way that is a picture of a Bonobo - not a chimp or a monkey.

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Can't be, Bonobos are always humping something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 12:40 PM (xfb67)

444

Me: "Damn, I've got an epic hangover and I don't remember anything after about midnight. How did I get home?

Life Coach: "you really shouldn't be drinking that much"

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 13, 2017 12:40 PM (4XCge)

445 I. AM. NOT. A CHIMP.

Posted by: Richard Milhous Macaca at November 13, 2017 12:40 PM (LfKZj)

446 Pro Tip: Always make your predictions for environmental catastrophe far into the future. At at least farther than the attention span of your average LIV or journalist.

***

Hey, it worked for me.

Posted by: Nostradamus at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (GEpFD)

447 Snub-nosed Monkey used to kill 5 overnight in Chicago. When will these Saturday Night Specials be outlawed?

Posted by: NY Times crime reporter at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (mJ8mX)

448 Those who can't do, teach.

Posted by: Life Coach at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (vtcmf)

449 I really should stop being a hermit. But I have no idea where to start. Where's my life coach?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

450 For great justice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (Ktb8D)

451 >>425 I was 'friends' with a lot of women who'd pour out their sad tales of woe and wonder why they couldn't meet a nice good looking guy like me? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (xJa6I)

That *may* be the oldest shit-test in the game.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (Bdeb0)

452 Forget about everything McConnell has done...what an ugly fuck..Hey I propose we set up a GO Fund To buy him a chin and set of balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (5y11N)

453 Brattleboro does not want a reduction in tax if it's hurt Gays, Lesbisns, children, and persons of coler. No Sir we do not want a dcrease in taxes because many people will die from this !!!!!!!!! Trump is like Adele Hitler in Germany in 1951 !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (u54O2)

454 Pro Tip: Always make your predictions for environmental catastrophe far into the future. At at least farther than the attention span of your average LIV or journalist.


#twoweeks

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (tRaq7)

455 Whenever Alred shows up, isn't that like a clear statement that this is a hit job?

UNLEASH THE ALRED!

And the question is....who is paying for this?


100% hit job. Unless they come out with something more that Once a long time ago he asked me out but when I told him I was 14 not 18 he cut it off....... call me when someone comes up with BJ Clinton story about him jacking a woman against a door with his boner while the State Police watch.


After the election whatever the outcome, this all blows away like it never happened.....until the next time they run the gambit. What is really demoralizing is watching the GOPe doing the heavy lifting.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 12:42 PM (ymnmz)

456 Snub-nosed Monkey used to kill 5 overnight in Chicago. When will these Saturday Night Specials be outlawed?

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Just imagine how many more would have died if the monkey had been silenced!

*hic*

Posted by: Madam Not-President at November 13, 2017 12:42 PM (GEpFD)

457 "Isn't a life coach just a chick looking for a sugar daddy?"

i was just thinking... "escort". you are paying someone to do, what. hang around you and do stuff? for money?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 12:42 PM (LfKZj)

458 Snub-nosed Monkey used to kill 5 overnight in Chicago. When will these Saturday Night Specials be outlawed?

Posted by: NY Times crime reporter at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (mJ8mX)



Do they have a chain saw attachment?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)

459 I do suspect that really, really gorgeous girls have a hard time finding people who like them for being themselves rather than for their looks. Kind of like super rich guys trying to find a girl that likes them rather than their Scrooge McDuck vault

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 12:42 PM (39g3+)

460 Of course, the reason that women rate 80% of the men on dating sites as below average could possibly be that dating sites tend to attract below average men.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (K4dE9)

461 Men don't have life coaches, we get divorce lawyers.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (g4lFK)

462 Hey Jane, wanna make $14 the hard way?

Posted by: Al Cervik at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (QLvwG)

463 Whenever Alred shows up, isn't that like a clear statement that this is a hit job?

Let's just say that whatever validity the claims may have once had? I don't believe any of them any more now that she's involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (39g3+)

464 Of course, the reason that women rate 80% of the men on dating sites as below average could possibly be that dating sites tend to attract below average men.

A cogent observation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (60v4h)

465 "I propose we set up a GO Fund To buy him a chin and set of balls"

some assembly required?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (LfKZj)

466 451 I really should stop being a hermit. But I have no idea where to start. Where's my life coach?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

yeah, i think your unique case requires gang coaching. or at least tag team coaching.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (VezBU)

467 Has anyone read the artical about Hope Solo being goosed by a FIFA official? The miracle is that Sepp still has a hand.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 13, 2017 12:44 PM (suO/a)

468 I hate Mitch McConnell, but I also think Moore needs to step aside so the Democrat doesn't take that seat.

I mean we're not dealing with "lies" anymore, Judge Moore admitted he dated High School girls in his 30s in the Hannity interview. A former colleague said it as well known he did this.

If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?

Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 12:44 PM (lKmt3)

469 Has anyone read the artical about Hope Solo being goosed by a FIFA official?

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Oh yeah, because the morons are all about the soccer, and especially women's soccer.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:45 PM (GEpFD)

470 Moore won't lose to Doug Jones.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 12:45 PM (60v4h)

471 and that isn't a bonobo either. look it up, yo.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 12:45 PM (LfKZj)

472 >>as anyone read the artical about Hope Solo being goosed by a FIFA official?


You can't convince me she'd feel anything short of a Turdukken.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:45 PM (GvE75)

473 Bastard went for my taint.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at November 13, 2017 12:45 PM (vtcmf)

474 "Those who can't do, teach."

Those who can't teach, teach Government.

Those who can't teach Government, report for the MFM.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 13, 2017 12:45 PM (H8S+R)

475 Can't be, Bonobos are always humping something.

Today I learned that teenage boys are actually Bonobos.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 12:45 PM (IcT7t)

476 Today I learned that teenage boys are actually Bonobos.

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That actually explains a lot.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:46 PM (GEpFD)

477 It IS an odd angle. I think she was trying to be fetching.



She missed.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at November 13, 2017 12:22 PM (YqDXo)

She can't fetch unless you throw the stick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 12:46 PM (oPNmq)

478 ya know life coaches go great with...faba beans.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 12:46 PM (VezBU)

479 >>and that isn't a bonobo either. look it up, yo.


I thought there was no Taxonomy on the blog?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:46 PM (GvE75)

480 "Ms Curnow became obsessed with maintaining her figure and looks to achieve happiness. She quickly learnt that was not the answer."

Translation: She let herself go, big time. You'll note that picture doesn't show her whole body -- she's deliberately hunching over, probably to hide a waist wider than her hips.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2017 12:46 PM (CPb+U)

481
After the election whatever the outcome, this all blows away like it never happened.....until the next time they run the gambit. What is really demoralizing is watching the GOPe doing the heavy lifting.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 12:42 PM (ymnmz)

Yep, this story will blow over...

But the crap the GOPe is pulling??? Will be remembered.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 13, 2017 12:47 PM (NgKpN)

482 You can't convince me she'd feel anything short of a Turdukken.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:45 PM (GvE75)




Wait, I thought Hope Solo's asshole was just filthy dirty, you saying it was gaping as well?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 12:47 PM (jjaLl)

483 so is Luther Strange well liked in Alabama? Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 12:32 PM (Zmz55)
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He lost the Republican primary. Rumor has it the McConnell-controlled group spent megabucks ($30million).

Don't think he's liked enough to get the stink of McConnell and DC off him.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 12:47 PM (MIKMs)

484 SMILF is every other ad on Roku. The desperation of that propaganda called SMILF is both depressing and a real laugh riot.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:47 PM (g4lFK)

485 248 What's that Taylor Swift where she repeats the same word over and over? I can't decide if it's the greatest dumb song ever written, or the dumbest great song ever written.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:04 PM (GEpFD)

The Batman TV show theme?


Nonsense. There are two words in the Batman TV show theme: "na" and "batman".

Posted by: Anachronda at November 13, 2017 12:47 PM (sGtp+)

486 The miracle is that Sepp still has a hand.
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Posted by: michelle fields at November 13, 2017 12:47 PM (mJ8mX)

487 Wait, I thought Hope Solo's asshole was just filthy dirty, you saying it was gaping as well?
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Looks like someone never saw the photos....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (vg8iE)

488 >>"Isn't a life coach just a chick looking for a sugar daddy?"



I think a life coach is an aspiring Thought leader?
The difference is connections. For example, Chelsea Clinton is a Thought Leader because she gives lectures on clean water in 3rd world countries. A Life coach tells people to do stuff like organize their closets and take more me-time.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (W+vEI)

489 Basically a bunch of attractive women made miserable about their beauty, sign up for a class with Lena Dunham (Prof. Hefty Higginbottom) who gives them lessons in how to be unappealing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 12:30 PM (/qEW2)



Wouldn't work. As Domingo Ayala often says, "I cannot teach that. It is God-given."

Baseball fans gotta check out Domingo Ayala on Youtube. Those videos are hysterical. Here's one to get you started:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdvl3YNC95s

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (YqDXo)

490 Of course, the reason that women rate 80% of the men
on dating sites as below average could possibly be that dating sites
tend to attract below average men.



Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (K4dE9)

As a Big and Handsome man, I reject that remark. I'm quite popular with the ladies.

Posted by: Earl 'Turbo Tongue' Lewis at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (QLvwG)

491 I hate Mitch McConnell, but I also think Moore needs to step aside so the Democrat doesn't take that seat.

I want Moore to win precisely because McTurtle doesn't want him in the Senate.

We're well past caring about individual politicians or their stances on the issues since we know they'll do nothing but represent Big Lobbying once they get to Foggy Bottom anyway.

I want Moore up there to make the GOPe lives' miserable.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (tRaq7)

492 >>I thought Hope Solo's asshole was just filthy dirty, you saying it was gaping as well?


Look me in the eye and say that.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (GvE75)

493 Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 12:44 PM (lKmt3)

Welcome to the mob. Please pick up your name badge at the front desk.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (Z4z/q)

494 Chelsea Clinton is a Thought Leader ...

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Which is amazing when you consider she's never had a thought in her life.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:49 PM (GEpFD)

495 If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?
Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 12:44 PM (lKmt3)

Wow I never thought about that

Posted by: MAC SOG at November 13, 2017 12:49 PM (czkHE)

496 I think it's a Howler monkey....

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 12:49 PM (LiyEm)

497
Looks like someone never saw the photos....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (vg8iE)




Actually, never did get around to it......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 12:49 PM (jjaLl)

498 ya know life coaches go great with...faba beans.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

coming from you, it sounds a bit unsettling

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 12:49 PM (QC/4S)

499 Here's just a thought, a-hole. How about you do your g-damn job as described in the Constitution and pass a budget (NOT a continuing resolution)?

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Because then he'll have to either permanently assign Obama's 800+ billion dollar stimulus that has been repeating annually since 2009 and is the reason for all of the continuing resolutions, or he'll be expected to cut some of that fat out of an actual budget.

Guess which he prefers?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 12:49 PM (GQSqS)

500 Ya know to be a great Life Coach you need to first find out what's imortant to your client. Their 'currency' so to speak. What are they willing to change for?

Insomniac. Come out and play.

*holds guns and ammo just outside the door*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 12:50 PM (VezBU)

501 >> I think it's a Howler monkey...


I thought that was Gibbon?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 12:50 PM (GvE75)

502 Looks like someone never saw the photos....
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (vg8iE)

Actually, never did get around to it......


Do yourself a favor, keep it that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 12:51 PM (IcT7t)

503 Chelsea Clinton is a Thought Leader ...


Is there another kind of leader? I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:51 PM (YqDXo)

504 Before they were Life Coaches, they were co-eds giving nude body rubs.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:51 PM (g4lFK)

505 Guessing a "life coach" is like a psychologist or therapist. You pretend your getting some sort of treatment or therapy, when actually you are the john paying for "friendship prostitution". I'd rather have a real prostitute.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 12:51 PM (/qEW2)

506 470 I hate Mitch McConnell, but I also think Moore needs to step aside so the Democrat doesn't take that seat.

I mean we're not dealing with "lies" anymore, Judge Moore admitted he dated High School girls in his 30s in the Hannity interview. A former colleague said it as well known he did this.

If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?
Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 12:44 PM (lKmt3)

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On the flip side of the coin, so what?

Posted by: MAGA at November 13, 2017 12:51 PM (QvPEL)

507 I'll howl, but first you will blow me..

Posted by: Mel Gibbon at November 13, 2017 12:51 PM (60v4h)

508 Moore won't lose to Doug Jones.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

___________

In the 2016 Presidential election, over 2 million voters in Alabama cast their vote. Only 262,000 voted for Moore in the special primary.

So I wouldn't be counting primary voters and assuming that trend holds. basically 1 out of 9 voters voted for Moore in the primary. The alabama general election is going to have different voters.

I'm not interested in losing a Senate seat to spite McConnell. If he was smart, they would agree on some sort of consensus candidate that's not Luther Strange so it doesn't look shady.

Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 12:52 PM (lKmt3)

509

Before there were 'life coaches', there were mother-in-laws.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 13, 2017 12:52 PM (4XCge)

510 Wow Jane, you must have been something before flip phones.

Posted by: Al Cervik at November 13, 2017 12:52 PM (QLvwG)

511 On the flip side of the coin, so what?

***

Ah, that brings back memories of Henry "Nostrilitis" Waxman when Billy Jeff got impeached.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:52 PM (GEpFD)

512 So a monkey documented the decline of the Roman Empire?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (eBz9f)

513 Isn't Hope Solo still charged with domestic violence against her sister and nephew?

Posted by: not the mama at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (GCQK2)

514 Mc Connell is now threatening to refuse to seat Moore if he wins . What I think is being revealed here that it is now the People against the State , that R and D are no longer meaningful distinctions that Scheumer and McConnell hold us in the same contempt , nay hatred.

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (YrDFq)

515 Of course, the reason that women rate 80% of the men on dating sites as below average could possibly be that dating sites tend to attract below average men.

Or, it tends to attract women with unrealistic expectations for themselves.

Or both

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (39g3+)

516
I think a life coach is an aspiring Thought leader? The
difference is connections. For example, Chelsea Clinton is a Thought
Leader because she gives lectures on clean water in 3rd world countries.
A Life coach tells people to do stuff like organize their closets and
take more me-time. Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (W+vEI)
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This way to the Egress. There's one born every minute.


Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (MIKMs)

517 502
Looks like someone never saw the photos....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:48 PM (vg8iE)



Actually, never did get around to it......



Do yourself a favor, keep it that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 12:51 PM (IcT7t)


Come on yous guys......She was just letter her boy friend know that she wanted to replace the buttons on his work shirt.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (ymnmz)

518 a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?
Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 12:44 a PM (lKmt3)

A history of dating young girls when he was single and then married a 24 year old when he was 38 years old and has been happily married for 33 years? I would laugh at the GOP if they tried to make something out of that.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (Z4z/q)

519 The alabama general election is going to have different voters.


It's not a general election.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (60v4h)

520 I want to see McConnell to go down over this.
I hate that fucking guy as much as John McCain. I don't care what Moore did.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (mcI77)

521 >>If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?

No. But I'm also not going to pretend that they would give a wet fart about what we said and would elect him anyway.

But I'm biased. I lived for many years in a state that repeatedly sent Ted Kennedy to the Senate.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (/tuJf)

522 Scheumer and McConnell hold us in the same contempt , nay hatred.

***

The feeling is mutual.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (GEpFD)

523 >>>''After my second marriage ended, I entered the single scene and quickly
realised just how much attention men were giving me,'' she said. ''I'd get
constant looks and comments, and felt like men were undressing me with
their eyes.''<<<

Her second marriage ended before she hit 30? Yeah, this one has both oars in the water.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (2Mnv1)

524 I thought that was Gibbon?
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What? Sure, I'll have another Gibson....

*hic*

Oh, wait, never mind....

But I still want a fucking Gibson.

Posted by: Hillary at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (vg8iE)

525 Ugh. What is the obsession with posting creepy animal photos?

Is it a guy thing?

Posted by: Shopgirl: Congrats Alex Gordon, Wilson Defensive PoY at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (IpsQV)

526 If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?
Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 12:44 PM (lKmt3)


And when you point out a single example of Newspaper and Mob going back 35+ years to dig up unsubstantiated accusations, I will more than willingly agree with you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (5y11N)

527 514 Mc Connell is now threatening to refuse to seat Moore if he wins . What I think is being revealed here that it is now the People against the State , that R and D are no longer meaningful distinctions that Scheumer and McConnell hold us in the same contempt , nay hatred.

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (YrDFq)

I'll take "comments that will get me banned" for 1000 Bill.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (VezBU)

528 I am wrong - that is a picture of a macaque monkey. Sorry.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (K4dE9)

529 Mc Connell is now threatening to refuse to seat Moore if he wins .

"But that Menendez cat, he's okay, we won't push for him to lose his seat."
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (39g3+)

530 I want to see McConnell to go down over this.

Phrasing. I need brain bleach now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 12:55 PM (eBz9f)

531 514 Mc Connell is now threatening to refuse to seat Moore if he wins . What I think is being revealed here that it is now the People against the State , that R and D are no longer meaningful distinctions that Scheumer and McConnell hold us in the same contempt , nay hatred.
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (YrDFq)

and McConnell somehow has the authority to over ride the will of the Electorate?

How... interesting...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 13, 2017 12:55 PM (NgKpN)

532 And when you point out a single example of Newspaper and Mob going back 35+ years to dig up unsubstantiated accusations, I will more than willingly agree with you
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (5y11N)

I mean against a democrat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:55 PM (5y11N)

533 His comments come after a report in The Washington Post in which a woman accused Moore of initiating sexual contact with her in 1979, when she was 14 and he was 32.

McConnell was asked if he believes the allegations are true.

"I believe the women," he said.

Thank you, Bitch, for proving that GOPers attack conservatives and defend moonbats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)

534
Isn't Hope Solo still charged with domestic violence against her sister and nephew?

Posted by: not the mama at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (GCQK2)



Wow, yer balloon-knot is that gross, that they considered it a crime???

Now I HAVE to see these pics!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 12:55 PM (jjaLl)

535 I'm not interested in losing a Senate seat to spite McConnell. If he was smart, they would agree on some sort of consensus candidate that's not Luther Strange so it doesn't look shady.

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A back down now will guarantee a Republican loss.

Death of democracy here folks.

Posted by: MAGA at November 13, 2017 12:55 PM (QvPEL)

536 Mc Connell is now threatening to refuse to seat Moore if he wins .

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Let us all hope and pray that no one ever accuses McConnel of anything. He would have to resign.

Ok, wrote that incorrectly. Should be : Quick, someone accuse McConnel of something. He will have to resign.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 13, 2017 12:56 PM (4XCge)

537 >>Mc Connell is now threatening to refuse to seat Moore if he wins . What I
think is being revealed here that it is now the People against the
State...


Yup.
Think they really want to pressure Moore to pull out of the race since clearly the Alabama voters have no f#ck to give to the WashPost allegations.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 12:56 PM (W+vEI)

538 Do yourself a favor, keep it that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 12:51 PM (IcT7t)


Come on yous guys......She was just letter her boy friend know that she wanted to replace the buttons on his work shirt.
=============

I've tried not to remember them, even after just a cursory glance. However, the one image I do remember is quite reminiscent of the Alien queen's ovipositor. I didn't know an anus could do that....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:56 PM (vg8iE)

539 A history of dating young girls when he was single and then married a 24 year old when he was 38 years old and has been happily married for 33 years? I would laugh at the GOP if they tried to make something out of that.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (Z4z/q)



Whereas if they were Democrats in Harveywood they'd have been unhappily married for 33 days.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

540 Chelsea Clinton is a Thought Leader ...

Well, I suppose when you can't think for yourself, you need someone else to do your thinking for you.

Anyone who'd let Chels (or any other Prog) do their thinking for them is a pitiful excuse for a human being.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 12:56 PM (tRaq7)

541 500+ posts in less than an hour and a half?? Wow.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 13, 2017 12:56 PM (Jcg9Q)

542 I do suspect that really, really gorgeous girls have a hard time finding people who like them for being themselves rather than for their looks. Kind of like super rich guys trying to find a girl that likes them rather than their Scrooge McDuck vault
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 12:42 PM (39g3+)

I dated a few truly beautiful women when I was young and single. Although not movie star handsome or wealthy or anything, I was a reasonably good-looking kid with prospects so I asked them out anyway, figuring the worst they could do is say no. It seemed to work. Another thing I did was actually listen when they talked. That seemed to work, too. Sometimes we even hit it off. People are people.

Once dated this woman who was far from conventionally attractive, but she was smart, funny, charming, witty and deep. It felt good just to be in her presence. She eventually dumped me, of course, since she was truly out of my league, but she was very nice about it.

Posted by: troyriser at November 13, 2017 12:57 PM (my7fr)

543 The GOP is the party of misandry just like the Dim party.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 12:57 PM (g4lFK)

544 We might as well let Schumer vet all the Republican Candidates from now on ha Mitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 12:57 PM (5y11N)

545 466 451 I really should stop being a hermit. But I have no idea where to start. Where's my life coach?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

yeah, i think your unique case requires gang coaching. or at least tag team coaching.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 12:43 PM (VezBU)

I'm not sure I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

546 If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?

My reaction would be the same as it is with George Takei: from how long ago? And this never came up before? Lets see some evidence.

Seriously, look at the difference between Weinstein or Spacey's reaction and Takei and Moore: one goes "well yeah, maybe, I'm going into sex rehab" and the other goes "this is an ourageous lie!"

I'm skeptical of any claim that comes up only during a political campaign in any case. Remember John Edwards and the mistress story? Didn't buy it until there was hard proof and an admission. Because: political campaign (and National Enquirer).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 12:58 PM (39g3+)

547 I am wrong - that is a picture of a macaque monkey. Sorry.
========

Macaque, macaca
Tomato, tomahto

Posted by: George Allen at November 13, 2017 12:58 PM (vg8iE)

548 189 I watched To Die For last night. With social media for the last decade, I imagine most women think and act like Nicole Kidman in that movie.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017

*
*
I wouldn't be at all surprised. I was married to one who was only about 2 notches below Nicole's character Suzanne. She never murdered anybody or instigated it, though.

Not as far as I know, anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2017 12:58 PM (CPb+U)

549 525 Ugh. What is the obsession with posting creepy animal photos?

Is it a guy thing?
Posted by: Shopgirl: Congrats Alex Gordon, Wilson Defensive PoY at November 13, 2017 12:54 PM (IpsQV)



It's just a way to wean us off the NFL.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 12:58 PM (YqDXo)

550 It's no different than what's happening in Hollywood right now. The (D)s have actual sexual abusers up to and including a POTUS, so of course rumors of a single 30 year old dating legal 18 year olds is the equivalent of rape-rape and people from California and Oregon should hold greater sway than his voters and be able to prevent the man from taking office if elected.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 12:58 PM (GQSqS)

551 yer = her

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 12:58 PM (jjaLl)

552 I dated a few truly beautiful women when I was young and single. Although not movie star handsome or wealthy or anything, I was a reasonably good-looking kid with prospects so I asked them out anyway, figuring the worst they could do is say no. It seemed to work.

I suspect that a cute girl or a mid range pretty girl (6-7 on the 10 scale) has an easier time getting dates than a really stunningly beautiful girl. Guys basically figure they have no shot from the get-go and don't even try. Why ask out the supermodel when you know she'll shoot you down and want to go to Four Seasons anyway?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 12:59 PM (39g3+)

553 I really should stop being a hermit.
===========

Meh. I chastise myself now and again for being a hermit too. Then I go out in public and try to do something, anything really, and remember why I'm a hermit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

554 Roger has done a damn good job and wants a little God damn respect!

"National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell is asking for a raise to the tune of nearly $50 million per year, a lifetime use of a private jet, as well as lifetime health insurance for himself and his family, according to ESPN."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 12:59 PM (Nwg0u)

555
I mean we're not dealing with "lies" anymore, Judge Moore admitted he dated High School girls in his 30s in the Hannity interview. A former colleague said it as well known he did this.

If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?

__________________

I wouldn't, if he was an older guy from the south.

So Moore dated teenagers. So what? So long as they were old enough to consent, it wasn't illegal. They were free to say no. There is no evidence he ever forced his attentions on any of them.

The only one (so far) who has said she was under the age of consent was Corfman. And her story differed in significant details from what the others said. The others said Moore never did anything more than kiss them. Corfman said he stripped down to his tidy whities and groped her. The others who met Moore when they were under age 16 (the age of consent in AL) said he told them to call him when they were older. Corfman says she told Moore she was only 14, but he dated her anyway. The others said Moore asked their mothers for their permission to date them. Corfman said Moore arranged to pick her up around the corner from her mother's house so her mother wouldn't know she was going out with him.

Then there is the fact that Corfman's mother told a Breitbart reporter that Corfman didn't have a telephone in her bedroom in 1979. That's a discrepancy with the story Corfman told the WaPo reporter; she said that when Moore called her house to ask her out in 1979, she took the call on the phone in her bedroom.

Moore's story isn't consistent with the other womens' stories. It will be interesting to hear what this new accuser says at Allred's conference today.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 01:00 PM (BXf9o)

556 500 Ya know to be a great Life Coach you need to first find out what's imortant to your client. Their 'currency' so to speak. What are they willing to change for?

Insomniac. Come out and play.

*holds guns and ammo just outside the door*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 12:50 PM (VezBU)

Arrrrgh. It's a trap. I know it's a trap. And yet...I feel so strongly compelled...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

557 The alabama general election is going to have different voters.


It's not a general election.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

_______

What would you call it? Special election?

It's open to all voters.

Aren't the primaries in alabama closed to party registration?

If every single person that voted in the Republican primary votes for Moore (a big if) that still leaves like 70% of the electorate if we're looking at the 2016 election.

It probably won't be that high, but I don't know how anyone can look at this race and think it's in the bag for Moore.

Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 01:00 PM (lKmt3)

558 >>
If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?


Hey, we're just playing by the Left's rules.
Have any of them denounced Robert Menendez having sex with underage prostitutes? Have any of them denounced Bill Clinton's frequent visits to convicted sex offender Jeffry Epstein's island of underage sex slaves?


Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

559 Looks like Ginger Island is still for sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 01:00 PM (eBz9f)

560 256 Nicole Kidman was exactly how I pictured Mrs Coulter in The Golden Compass book.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017

*
*
Philip Pullman, the author, thought so too when they were casting the movie, even though Mrs. C. had black hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2017 01:01 PM (CPb+U)

561 First you get the money.

Then you get the power.

THEN you get the women.

Posted by: Tony Montana at November 13, 2017 01:02 PM (QLvwG)

562 539: A history of dating young girls when he was single and then married a 24 year old when he was 38 years old and has been happily married for 33 years? I would laugh at the GOP if they tried to make something out of that.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (Z4z/q)

Me too. The only way this has any traction is because of the republicans piling on and the MFM using words like assault, sexual abuse, and predator with absolutely no basis in reality.

Gloria Allred's appearance seals it for me- this guy is completely innocent.

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2017 01:02 PM (hZ+us)

563

Just to be clear, Judge Moore dating young women half his age is a bad thing.

Young women looking for older rich men to be their 'sugar daddy' is a good thing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 13, 2017 01:03 PM (4XCge)

564 >>514 Mc Connell is now threatening to refuse to seat Moore if he wins .Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at November 13, 2017 12:53 PM (YrDFq)

He'd be prudent to review Powell v. McCormack (1969) first...

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 01:03 PM (Bdeb0)

565 I mean we're not dealing with "lies" anymore, Judge Moore admitted he dated High School girls in his 30s in the Hannity interview. A former colleague said it as well known he did this.

Seriously here. The dating high school girls is not the thing anyone is concerned about. Yeah its kinda loser behavior but let the first man who hasn't done stupid lame crap in his youth cast the first stone. The concern is the one girl, just the one, who claims sexual contact when she was 14. That's it, that's the only case that has any slightest meaning here.

I don't like guys in their 30s going after 16 year olds, that's just nasty to me. But it was legal, and as many have pointed out here, especially in the south, not exactly without precedent in human history. Nobody would call for him to step out of the race simply because he dated a girl half his age.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)

566 What would you call it? Special election?


That is, in fact, what it is.

It's open to all voters.

As are all elections here.

I think it's been well over a decade since we elected a Democrat to statewide office so I am pretty sanguine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:04 PM (60v4h)

567 Seriously, look at the difference between Weinstein or Spacey's reaction and Takei and Moore: one goes "well yeah, maybe, I'm going into sex rehab" and the other goes "this is an ourageous lie!"

I'm skeptical of any claim that comes up only during a political campaign in any case. Remember John Edwards and the mistress story? Didn't buy it until there was hard proof and an admission. Because: political campaign (and National Enquirer).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 12:58 PM (39g3+)



Here's one for you: How to spot a liar | Pamela Meyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_6vDLq64gE

Look at 7:30. Meyer asks at 8:00, "What were the telltale signs [that Clinton was lying]?"

Ooh, ooh. Waves hand furiously. "That he is a Democrat?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 01:04 PM (YqDXo)

568
I'm not interested in losing a Senate seat to spite McConnell. If he was smart, they would agree on some sort of consensus candidate that's not Luther Strange so it doesn't look shady.
Posted by: Maritime

Too late. It already is.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 13, 2017 01:04 PM (326rv)

569 553 I really should stop being a hermit.
===========

Meh. I chastise myself now and again for being a hermit too. Then I go out in public and try to do something, anything really, and remember why I'm a hermit.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

It's not so much that I encounter douchebaggery (except on the road from other drivers) but I am a quintessential gray man. If I was a spy or a contract killer that would be an asset. For making any kind of social connections, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:05 PM (NWiLs)

570 I'm not sure I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

Lol. Ok lets start slow.

*pushes Rorschach test through USB*

*winks at horde..this out to be good*

Hey Insomniac, for some reason I like breaking your balls. Maybe because you can dish it out too...just sayin. Lets who else now.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:05 PM (VezBU)

571 Having a large penis is a curse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:43 AM (QQ+il)

I'll probably get willowed, but obligatory:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061

Posted by: Country Boy at November 13, 2017 01:05 PM (Jcg9Q)

572 Looks like Ginger Island is still for sale.

Does it have nice single ginger girls living on it?

Corfman says she told Moore she was only 14, but he dated her anyway.

She is a bit... ambiguous on this. She says she told him she was 14, but not when.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:06 PM (39g3+)

573 Just to be clear, Judge Moore dating young women half his age is a bad thing.

Young women looking for older rich men to be their 'sugar daddy' is a good thing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski


And banging an intern in the Oval Office is downright upright. Except when she's bent over.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 13, 2017 01:06 PM (326rv)

574 I can't wait for the GOP to tackle the epidemic of female teachers fucking their high school and middle school students.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 01:06 PM (g4lFK)

575 Say, did the media ever ask how old Barry was when old Frank made him stain his pants?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 01:06 PM (GQSqS)

576 There was nothing wrong with me handing out fisting kits to Kindergartners either!

Posted by: Kevin Jennings, Obama's Safe Schools Czar at November 13, 2017 01:07 PM (vg8iE)

577 Just to be clear, Judge Moore dating young women half his age is a bad thing.

Young women looking for older rich men to be their 'sugar daddy' is a good thing.


Yeah that one kind of disgusts me. Its one thing for a girl to fall for a mature, wise, older man but to prey on them specifically to get goodies and give up sexual favors for it all??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

578 yeah, i got voted 'feindlist' in HS. I kinda was not very discriminating re: 'freinds'..most trundled out not to be.Now I'm on the other side of he spectrum. just leave me alone.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:08 PM (VezBU)

579 *pushes Rorschach test through USB*

*winks at horde..this out to be good*

Hey Insomniac, for some reason I like breaking your balls. Maybe because you can dish it out too...just sayin. Lets who else now.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:05 PM (VezBU)

*looks at inkblot*

Some pretty flowers.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

580 She is a bit... ambiguous on this. She says she told him she was 14, but not when.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:06 PM (39g3+)

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After the election she'll remember that it wasn less "dating" but more "one time he drove me and my older brother home from church after our car broke down."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 01:09 PM (GQSqS)

581 I need to read before posting a comment. What a retard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:09 PM (VezBU)

582 *looks at inkblot*

Some pretty flowers.
Posted by: Insomniac


Inside Insomniac's head
*a dog's head crushed by a tire in the alleyway*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)

583 wasn = was

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 01:09 PM (GQSqS)

584 older man but to prey on them specifically to get goodies and give up sexual favors for it all??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

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According to the accuser.... there was no sex.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

585 Yeah that one kind of disgusts me. Its one thing for a girl to fall for a mature, wise, older man but to prey on them specifically to get goodies and give up sexual favors for it all??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

I just don't give a fuck anymore.

If that's the worst thing you can say about the guy compared to all the scum, Democrat & GOPe, who are attacking him, he should be a shoo-in.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 13, 2017 01:09 PM (Jcg9Q)

586 There is another name for women seeking sugar daddies,whores.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 01:10 PM (LiyEm)

587 584 older man but to prey on them specifically to get goodies and give up sexual favors for it all??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)

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According to the accuser.... there was no sex.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 01:09 PM (8XRCm)

In the champagne room.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

588 My 3 chins & 7 cats makes me a 10!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at November 13, 2017 01:10 PM (cxY9n)

589 My 3 chins & 7 cats makes me a 10!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at November 13, 2017 01:10 PM (cxY9n)

----

You're a 10 on the Clydesdale Scale.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

590 Kurt Schlichter does an excellent job dissecting the Moore case and the conundrum it presents:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ts8coq

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (ylUqT)

591 *looks at inkblot*

Some pretty flowers.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

Lol...I'm quite sure it was blood, body parts, and a boobs.. But OK flowers it is.

*scribbles in note pad*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (VezBU)

592 If AL gets duped by this, they'd be letting their enemies vet their candidates. Dems don't work that way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (/qEW2)

593 I'm just sad that nobody wanted to play my "Things as Prestigious as a GQ Citizen of the Year Award" game...sigh

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (LiyEm)

594 There is another name for women seeking sugar daddies,whores.
=========

Well, what is it?

Posted by: Whores at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (vg8iE)

595
Repeating what I posted in another thread, some of us are fortunate enough to meet and marry a ginger, then enjoy the pleasure of her company for 50 plus years.

You CAN succeed in life.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (S/hVx)

596 Our last Democratic Governor was Siegelman, who wiki tells me left office in 2003. Howell Heflin left office in 1997. Shelby converted to Republican in 1994. I'm pretty sure the ALSC has been all Republican for over a decade as well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (60v4h)

597 >>I'm just sad that nobody wanted to play my "Things as Prestigious as a GQ Citizen of the Year Award" game...sigh

Big deal. Couple years ago I was the Time magazine Person of the Year.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (/tuJf)

598 According to the accuser.... there was no sex.

If that's the worst thing you can say about the guy compared to all the scum, Democrat & GOPe, who are attacking him, he should be a shoo-in.

----

You both misunderstand. I'm talking about girls looking for a sugar daddy. Or as steevy puts it "whores." Women who prey on lonely older men to get all the goodies they want out of life, in exchange for reluctant, carefully spaced out sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (39g3+)

599 Looks like Ginger Island is still for sale.

$14M last time I checked. And the only reason it has no gingers is because I haven't hit the lottery yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (tRaq7)

600 577 Just to be clear, Judge Moore dating young women half his age is a bad thing.

Young women looking for older rich men to be their 'sugar daddy' is a good thing.

Yeah that one kind of disgusts me. Its one thing for a girl to fall for a mature, wise, older man but to prey on them specifically to get goodies and give up sexual favors for it all??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017

*
*
As far as I can tell, and I've only been skimming this non-story, Moore was pretty much shopping for a wife. If you want a big family, and healthy kids, you start with a young wife. That was once considered axiomatic: a man established himself to the point where he could support a family, and then married a young girl, not a twice-divorced woman with three kids by different baby-daddies.

Besides, it's not like 16 is an age of dewy-eyed innocence. Maybe in Victorian times; not now. A 16-year-old girl knows what's up, even if she's not mature enough for marriage. If these girls didn't want to date him, all they had to say was no.

The left is trying to criminalize normal male desires and preferences, that's all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (CPb+U)

601 How about a married 50 year old man sticking a cigar into his 22 year old interns cooch. Is that creepy?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (Z4z/q)

602 "Things as Prestigious as a GQ Citizen of the Year Award"

Any award given Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:13 PM (39g3+)

603 Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

Lol...I'm quite sure it was blood, body parts, and a boobs.. But OK flowers it is.

*scribbles in note pad*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (VezBU)

Christopher Taylor had it right.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:13 PM (NWiLs)

604

My three Chin's All you can EAT Chinese buffet featuring seven cats in seven sauces.

"You ben here four hours, you go now. YOU NUMBER TEN GI"

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (4XCge)

605 I've supported McConnell forever. But this is the last straw. Super stupid, hypocritical, mean, and downright dirty.

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (hZ+us)

606 Is ace still struggling with the shelving project?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

607 533

McConnell was asked if he believes the allegations are true.

"I believe the women," he said.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)
----------------------------------
WomEn.
Well done, Washington Post, for pretending that the ONE woman who accuses Moore of illegal behavior is accompanied by many others.
Even by the Post's account, the other women tell a completely different story and actually deny harassment, not to mention criminality.

Does Mitch believe the mother of the ONE woman, the mother that said the WaPo approached her daughter and mentioned she could get $20,000 for a book?

Does he believe the other 2 women who claim they were offered $1000 or $2000 to join in the chorus?

Why not believe THOSE women?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (0jtPF)

608 601 How about a married 50 year old man sticking a cigar into his 22 year old interns cooch. Is that creepy?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (Z4z/q)

*squints*

Damn, THATS in the Rorschach too!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (VezBU)

609 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (CPb+U

My grandmother was 15 when she married my 27 year old grandfather.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (Z4z/q)

610 595
Repeating what I posted in another thread, some of us are fortunate enough to meet and marry a ginger, then enjoy the pleasure of her company for 50 plus years.

You CAN succeed in life.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (S/hVx)

Maybe you can. For people like me that door is closed, locked, nailed, welded and marked with police tape.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

611 That was once considered axiomatic: a man established himself to the point where he could support a family, and then married a young girl

Yeah. Great deal for the guy, not so great for the girl, usually. Men tend to die younger than women anyway, and then she's a pretty, young 30 year old widow with 3 kids. Hopefully she has his money because otherwise...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:15 PM (39g3+)

612 What are we fighting for re: Moore vs the DC Political Collective?

Illegal alien, all of 17 and pregnant, claiming a Constitutional Right for an abortion.

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2017/11/linda-greenhouse-freaks-out.php

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 01:15 PM (eBz9f)

613 .....in exchange for reluctant, carefully spaced out sex.

----

*facepalm*


Oh... we're talking about *WIVES*. I get it now.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

614 554 Roger has done a damn good job and wants a little God damn respect!

"National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell is asking for a raise to the tune of nearly $50 million per year, a lifetime use of a private jet, as well as lifetime health insurance for himself and his family, according to ESPN."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 12:59 PM (Nwg0u)

The NHL and MLB should chip in, Goodell has earned it from them.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 13, 2017 01:15 PM (nBr1j)

615 The left is trying to criminalize normal male desires and preferences, that's all
=============

To the left, normal male desires and preferences include sex with other males, often times under age.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 01:16 PM (vg8iE)

616 603 Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

Lol...I'm quite sure it was blood, body parts, and a boobs.. But OK flowers it is.

*scribbles in note pad*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (VezBU)

Christopher Taylor had it right.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:13 PM (NWiLs)

How could I misread that? its was obvious.

*tags Chris to take over life coaching.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:16 PM (VezBU)

617 My grandmother was 15 when she married my 27 year old grandfather.


My Great Grandmother was 16 when she married my 65 year old Great Grandfather as his third wife.

It was hard times back then. On the plus side, she collected his Civil War pension.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:16 PM (60v4h)

618 Corfman says she told Moore she was only 14, but he dated her anyway.

She is a bit... ambiguous on this. She says she told him she was 14, but not when.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:06 PM (39g3+)
_____________________

Yes, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt on that point. She said she told him her age "at some point." We don't know if it was before or after their second (and last) date. (That's assuming her story is true that they actually had dates, of course).

Looking at the photo of her and her mother in the WaPo (when she was reportedly 14), I couldn't say for sure how old she was then. She could have passed for older, depending on how tall she was, how developed she was, what she was wearing, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 01:16 PM (BXf9o)

619 Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:13 PM (NWiLs)

How could I misread that? its was obvious.

*tags Chris to take over life coaching.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 01:16 PM (VezBU)

Let the psychoanalysis continue. We'll see who cracks first.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

620 I don't understand why Mitch and the rest of the GOPe don't get it done with and switch the R to a D.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 13, 2017 01:17 PM (nBr1j)

621 With the GQ thing, my prediction that Colon Craps-a-dyck will soon have his own movie is sprinting towards reality. And if they crank it out quick enough, could be a double feature with the Wendy Davis movie. Which would be so much winning.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 01:17 PM (eBz9f)

622 How about a married 50 year old man sticking a cigar into his 22 year old interns cooch. Is that creepy?

THAT'S HIS PERSONAL BUSINESS!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO ASK THAT!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2017 01:18 PM (O5Q3r)

623 You know, it seems like only yesterday that it was inappropriate to judge other demographics/regions/religions/etc. on the basis of your background and beliefs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 13, 2017 01:18 PM (GQSqS)

624 The Greater "Got anymore of that weed" macaque.

Posted by: DaveA at November 13, 2017 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

625 Let the psychoanalysis continue. We'll see who cracks first.


It looks like an ink blot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 01:18 PM (tRaq7)

626 Clouds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:19 PM (60v4h)

627
You're a 10 on the Clydesdale Scale. Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (8XRCm)
=====

Careful there, sweetheart.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 01:19 PM (MIKMs)

628 @555

Moore has said unequivocally that he never met and was never with the 14 year old.

So unless is some independent corroboration this is all in the realm of who do you think is more credible, Moore or his accusers, I'm with Roy.

This was an op, the GOPe more an more frenzied reactions lead me to that conclusion.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 01:19 PM (71/k8)

629 611 That was once considered axiomatic: a man established himself to the point where he could support a family, and then married a young girl

Yeah. Great deal for the guy, not so great for the girl, usually. Men tend to die younger than women anyway, and then she's a pretty, young 30 year old widow with 3 kids. Hopefully she has his money because otherwise...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:15 PM (39g3+)

My wife is older than me. The thinking is that we should check out at approximately the same time.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 13, 2017 01:19 PM (nBr1j)

630 625 Let the psychoanalysis continue. We'll see who cracks first.


It looks like an ink blot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 01:18 PM (tRaq7)

The negative space is definitely a Peter North.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 01:20 PM (g4lFK)

631 Worry if someone is a 10 on the Richter Scale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 01:20 PM (eBz9f)

632
This one looks like a Rorschach Test.

And this one.

And this one too.

This too.

.... annnnd this one too.


HEY!!! THESE ARE *ALL* Rorschach TESTS!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

633 "National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell is asking for a raise to the tune of nearly $50 million per year, a lifetime use of a private jet, as well as lifetime health insurance for himself and his family, according to ESPN."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 12:59 PM (Nwg0u)



This is not Jane Skinner: And he's worth every penny of it!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 01:20 PM (493sH)

634 Yes, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt on that point. She said she told him her age "at some point." We don't know if it was before or after their second (and last) date. (That's assuming her story is true that they actually had dates, of course).

Looking at the photo of her and her mother in the WaPo (when she was reportedly 14), I couldn't say for sure how old she was then. She could have passed for older, depending on how tall she was, how developed she was, what she was wearing, etc.


Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 01:16 PM (BXf9o)

No fucking way this pathetic cvnt should be given the benefit of the doubt on anything given how this has panned out.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 13, 2017 01:20 PM (Jcg9Q)

635 My Great Grandmother was 16 when she married my 65 year old Great Grandfather as his third wife.

Yeah but back then a 16 year old girl was more mature than a 26 year old woman today, so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:21 PM (39g3+)

636 You're a 10 on the Clydesdale Scale. Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 01:11 PM (8XRCm)
=====

Careful there, sweetheart.


I'm pretty sure the 10 Clydesdales are there to drag TP away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 01:21 PM (tRaq7)

637 No fucking way this pathetic cvnt should be given the benefit of the doubt on anything given how this has panned out.

Yep. Don't give an inch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:21 PM (60v4h)

638 Don't forget, McConnell(spit) got reelected after he pulled the Thad Cochran bullshit. We are fvcking doomed.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 01:21 PM (mcI77)

639 609: Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2017 01:12 PM (CPb+U

My grandmother was 15 when she married my 27 year old grandfather.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (Z4z/q)

Predator! Abuser! Lock him up!!!

Posted by: G. Allred at November 13, 2017 01:22 PM (hZ+us)

640
Roy Moore tweets - The person who should step aside is Mitch McConnell. He's failed conservatives (and I didn't see the rest)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 01:22 PM (493sH)

641 Jane Skinner was a smoke show when she was on Fox.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (g4lFK)

642 The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

643 Meh. I chastise myself now and again for being a hermit too. Then I go
out in public and try to do something, anything really, and remember
why I'm a hermit.


This.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (K4dE9)

644 I'm hoping to get polled on the Special Election so I can rant about Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (60v4h)

645 I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

Posted by: Rorschach at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (SkuXa)

646 I honestly would have preferred Moore just said all the women were lying and he didn't know who they were.

Once he admitted that yes this was something he did, that's when you explore other options.

The whole 14 vs 16 year old thing is pretty immaterial to me. You date girls with the idea to get laid. He was trying to bed high school girls when he was in his 30's, unless you want to believe his narrative that he's some SoCon moral leader that being predatory like this. It's almost like a youth pastor going after his flock.

I think McConnell is a disgrace, but I don't see how losing this seat does anything but strengthen his hand as now he's going to have credibility that he should be picking our nominees.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (uc45P)

647 It seems it would have been a perfectly response to the initial article to say "we'll withhold judgement until a credible source comes forward."
The Wa-Po deserves nothing but contempt.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (nBr1j)

648 This simply stinks to high heaven.

38 years after the fact, ta da! Look what we found!

Teenage girls emote. They scribble in diaries. They babble to friends.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 01:24 PM (eBz9f)

649
If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?


We'd have to pretend the MSM would cover it first.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 13, 2017 01:24 PM (lKyWE)

650
Maybe you can. For people like me that door is closed, locked, nailed, welded and marked with police tape.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:14 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, the pick up line of 'Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?' may not have been a good first choice.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 13, 2017 01:24 PM (ajiE5)

651 >>>How about a married 50 year old man sticking a cigar into his 22 year old interns cooch. Is that creepy?<<<

How about sending snapshots of your dong with your toddler lying next to you. Is that creepy? Oh, wait. He's in jail.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2017 01:24 PM (erevv)

652 And when the girl/woman is proven to be a liar, the press will be *crickets*

Meanwhile, the man's reputation and family is hurt and his employment prospects possibly destroyed.

McConnell is a pos for going along with this.

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2017 01:24 PM (hZ+us)

653 I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done, and even so, she falls just a little short of Christie Brinkley.

____________

She's barely a point over Chris Christie.

Posted by: fox at November 13, 2017 01:24 PM (DVC2D)

654 Yeah, the pick up line of 'Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?' may not have been a good first choice.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 13, 2017 01:24 PM (ajiE5)

Heh. Not what I meant, but that's always a good one.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:25 PM (NWiLs)

655 Speed December 12th. I don't know how much of these weak sisters I can bear. Especially the ones who couldn't find Alabama on a map.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:25 PM (60v4h)

656 Meh. I chastise myself now and again for being a hermit too. Then I go
out in public and try to do something, anything really, and remember
why I'm a hermit.

This.



Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (K4dE9)

Kindred spirits here.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 13, 2017 01:26 PM (Jcg9Q)

657 557----I don't know how anyone can look at this race and think it's in the bag for Moore.
Posted by: Maritime at November 13, 2017 01:00 PM (lKmt3)
-----------------------------
I don't think it's in the bag at all.
But if the GOPe runs a 3rd candidate, the Dem will SURELY win.
And Moore is not dropping out.

You cannot let the Washington Post do this.
You cannot be hostage to unsubstantiated, slanderously inflated charges brought up out of the blue.
Why not just let the WaPo choose the damned Senator and forget about elections altogether?

THIS is more serious than anything Moore has been accused of.
I hope the people of Alabama are wise enough to know what is at stake.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 01:26 PM (0jtPF)

658 Roy Moore donning his colander and going on the offense. Just called McConnell a faggot bitch.

I may paraphrased the last sentence.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 01:26 PM (mcI77)

659 Once he admitted that yes this was something he did, that's when you explore other options.

Until Gloria Allred jumps on the bandwagon, that is.

The whole 14 vs 16 year old thing is pretty immaterial to me. You date girls with the idea to get laid.

Some people -- perhaps many -- date to find a wife. And the law finds the 14 vs 16 thing really important.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:27 PM (39g3+)

660 #453 Brattleboro...

Remarkably, while Trump Derangement Syndrome had driven so many on the Left to sharply downwardly spiral in their frustration and rage...

...our correspondent from Brattleboro had managed to just slowly, but steadily, lose all intellectual functioning.

Sad.

Posted by: mindful webworker's armchair analysis ysis at November 13, 2017 01:27 PM (2E/Tt)

661 He was trying to bed high school girls when he was in his 30's,
____________________

Nope, he was looking for a potential bride. He didn't "bed" any of the teens, according to the WaPo. The most he did was kiss some of them. There was no sexual conduct of any kind.

The only one accusing him of that is Corfman, and her account differs significantly from the others.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (BXf9o)

662 Well back to slinging words at a computer screen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (eBz9f)

663 Seriously, look at the difference between Weinstein or Spacey's reaction and Takei and Moore: one goes "well yeah, maybe, I'm going into sex rehab" and the other goes "this is an ourageous lie!"

I'm skeptical of any claim that comes up only during a political campaign in any case. Remember John Edwards and the mistress story? Didn't buy it until there was hard proof and an admission. Because: political campaign (and National Enquirer).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

__________

Moore is only saying the 14 year old's account is a lie, but he did admit in Hannity's interview he dated women that young when he was in his 30s.

Had Moore said all of it was bullshit, I would have sided with Moore, but now it's less "he said, she said" and arguing about how someone regularly dating high school girls in his 30's as a prosecutor is not a creepy predator, all the while championing social conservatism.

Surely someone else can be found to represent Alabama that has a conservative record besides Moore.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (uc45P)

664 655 Speed December 12th. I don't know how much of these weak sisters I can bear. Especially the ones who couldn't find Alabama on a map.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:25 PM (60v4h)

==========

What do you think of the rumors that the Chinless Wonder is trying to run Strange as a write in? You think that would throw it to the dem?

Posted by: Jackal at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (OFWRH)

665 >>I think McConnell is a disgrace, but I don't see how losing this seat does anything but strengthen his hand as now he's going to have credibility that he should be picking our nominees.

Today is the 12th of November. The election is in exactly one month and it is likely that whomever is elected will vote on tax reform. There is no realistic alternative to Moore at this point.

We currently have a 2 vote margin in the Senate and Strange is a reliable yes. Replacing him with a Democrat threatens not just tax reform but pretty much anything getting done before the 2018 elections and if they get nothing down next year it is going to be a blood bath.

I don't see losing this election as being in McConnell's interest at all and certainly not in mine. Moore was never a favorite of mine but at this point I don't care about anything other than keeping that seat in the hands of Republicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (/tuJf)

666 658. Collander facemask, armoured codpiece.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (fA1SL)

667 \m/

Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (7HtZB)

668 Roy Moore donning his colander and going on the offense. Just called McConnell a faggot bitch.
========================================

Mitch McConnell may be a bitch but at least he doesn't chase Cub Scouts! That woule be terrible!

Posted by: Senator and Chief Candy Supplier Hairy Reid at November 13, 2017 01:29 PM (ylUqT)

669 Meh. I chastise myself now and again for being a hermit too. Then I go out in public and try to do something, anything really, and remember why I'm a hermit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 12:59 PM (vg8iE)



Because you know all of the lyrics to Mrs Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)

670 Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (uc45P)


You were calling him a predator earlier. Fuck off.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 13, 2017 01:29 PM (cAnNx)

671 Surely someone else can be found to represent Alabama that has a conservative record besides Moore.



Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (uc45P)

Concern noted, you knotty thing, you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 01:29 PM (oPNmq)

672 646: Once he admitted that yes this was something he did, that's when you explore other options.

The whole 14 vs 16 year old thing is pretty immaterial to me. You date girls with the idea to get laid. He was trying to bed high school girls when he was in his 30's, unless you want to believe his narrative that he's some SoCon moral leader that being predatory like this. It's almost like a youth pastor going after his flock.

I think McConnell is a disgrace, but I don't see how losing this seat does anything but strengthen his hand as now he's going to have credibility that he should be picking our nominees.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (uc45P)

EXCEPT the facts disprove your scenario. He DIDN"T do it to "get laid." Of the 2 girls he dated, he only kissed one, and that was not until the second date. There also is a BIG difference between most 14 and 16 year old girls.

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2017 01:30 PM (hZ+us)

673 What do you think of the rumors that the Chinless Wonder is trying to run Strange as a write in?


I think Strange is in real danger of losing his political future in Alabama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:30 PM (60v4h)

674 611 That was once considered axiomatic: a man established himself to the point where he could support a family, and then married a young girl

Yeah. Great deal for the guy, not so great for the girl, usually. Men tend to die younger than women anyway, and then she's a pretty, young 30 year old widow with 3 kids. Hopefully she has his money because otherwise...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017

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Great deal for both of them. He has attractive (theoretically, anyway) young wife, plus kids; she has security and position, including during widowhood. The theory was that he would be established enough to have life insurance and plenty of dough stashed. If not, well, if she's still young enough she can marry again.

The alternative, in say the 19th century, was to stay at home and care for Mom and Dad until they croaked, at which time she might well have nothing . . . or to become a schoolteacher with, eventually, a tiny pension.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2017 01:30 PM (CPb+U)

675 "We currently have a 2 vote margin in the Senate"

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Which has resulted in jack shit to date.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 01:30 PM (xfb67)

676 671: Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (uc45P)

Concern noted, you knotty thing, you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 01:29 PM (oPNmq)

Ha. Exactly.

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2017 01:30 PM (hZ+us)

677 It looks like an ink blot.
Don't blame me. You're the guy with the collection of dirty pictures!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2017 01:30 PM (mJ8mX)

678 Some people -- perhaps many -- date to find a wife. And the law finds the 14 vs 16 thing really important.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


+++++++++

The legal angle is meaningless, if a candidate used the "N word" on a regular basis, that's perfectly legal. It also means he'll lose his election.

But the idea that Moore was dating girls this young and had zero interest in any sexual contact with them is preposterous.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:31 PM (uc45P)

679 HODOR!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:31 PM (60v4h)

680 Unknown one name guy that shows up and is concerned....

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (LiyEm)

681 A couple last observations.

Remember the candidate who still became President after "Ma Ma Where's My Pa"?

And twas with a sword that Alexander the Great solved the problem of the Gordian Knot.

Catch everyone later, really need to add the VR Waifus to Yuriko story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (eBz9f)

682 Dear Alabama Conservatives:

Just so you know the GOPe and the Deep State, who are both enemies of conservatives, tell you what to do on a daily basis.

If there is a candidate that they hate and revile, it's because they are terrified of him. If they set up a hit job on him, it's another sign that candidate is NOT a member of the GOPe or Deep State.

Conversely, you should assume ALL reporting on said candidate is a lie, and vote for them.

Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (aT+Bx)

683 Had Moore said all of it was bullshit, I would have sided with Moore

No, no you wouldn't have. You'd have been here talking about how we have to believe girls and how important it is to society we don't attack accusers.

An objective, rational person would see a difference between the types of stories and reaction by the accused. A partisan doesn't care.

What do you think of Bob Menendez, incidentally?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (39g3+)

684 Kuerig offers a mealy mouthed apology written in corporate non-language. Near as I can tell, they're saying they shouldn't have told anyone they were pulling their ads from Hannity. They should have just done it.

https://tinyurl.com/ydetqqfc

This will appease neither the moonbat left nor the Hannity right. The Titanic is calling for full speed reverse after they've hit the iceberg.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (Nwg0u)

685 Nood bitch

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (fA1SL)

686 673 What do you think of the rumors that the Chinless Wonder is trying to run Strange as a write in?


I think Strange is in real danger of losing his political future in Alabama.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:30 PM (60v4h)

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So that's a yes?

Posted by: Jackal at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (OFWRH)

687 But the idea that Moore was dating girls this young and had zero interest in any sexual contact with them is preposterous.

So you're going to vote for Jones?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (60v4h)

688 >>Which has resulted in jack shit to date.

Not as much as I would like but most of the first half of the year was Obamacare repeal and McCain and his tumor killed that one.

But don't overlook the young, conservative judges that the Senate is filling the courts with at an almost unprecedented rate. In that long run, they matter as much as anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 01:32 PM (/tuJf)

689 The 14 year old girl deleted her Facebook where she was a huge Anti-Trumper and used to work for Biden IICR.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 13, 2017 01:33 PM (g4lFK)

690 Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

Rorschach Lives!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 13, 2017 01:33 PM (ul9CR)

691 You date girls with the idea to get laid. He was trying to bed high
school girls when he was in his 30's, unless you want to believe his
narrative that he's some SoCon moral leader that being predatory like
this. It's almost like a youth pastor going after his flock.
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Sorry, don't buy that.

Men who established themselves really want to get married (look at our own Horde). Sex (of the legendary type) would be nice, but it is not primary to finding a life partner.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 01:33 PM (MIKMs)

692 "We currently have a 2 vote margin in the Senate"
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Haha, you understate the situation. Our margin is considerably better than those numbers suggest, especially for important anti-Trump votes!

Posted by: Chuckles Schumer at November 13, 2017 01:33 PM (ylUqT)

693 One of the WaPo reporters on this story was also in on the "N-wordhead" hit on Rick Perry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2017 01:33 PM (xfb67)

694 You cannot let the Washington Post do this.
You cannot be hostage to unsubstantiated, slanderously inflated charges brought up out of the blue.
Why not just let the WaPo choose the damned Senator and forget about elections altogether?

THIS is more serious than anything Moore has been accused of.
I hope the people of Alabama are wise enough to know what is at stake.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 01:26 PM (0jtPF)

Exactly. I used to read about yellow journalism and Hearst manipulating the public through his papers and just think, how were people so gullible?

Now I know.

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2017 01:33 PM (hZ+us)

695 So that's a yes?


I only know what's been reported. I haven't been an insider for a couple of decades.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 01:33 PM (60v4h)

696 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 01:33 PM (7HtZB)

697 But the idea that Moore was dating girls this young and had zero interest in any sexual contact with them is preposterous.

What's preposterous is you claiming every man only dates women to get laid, followed by the implication that people who want to get married have zero interest in sex.

Your concern, however, is noted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:34 PM (39g3+)

698 What do you think of Bob Menendez, incidentally?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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That he belongs in prison.

I would be far more suspicious of people wanting Moore to stay in than those wanting him gone.

If I was a Democrat, I would far prefer running against Moore.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:34 PM (uc45P)

699 Had Moore said all of it was bullshit, I would have sided with Moore, but now it's less "he said, she said" and arguing about how someone regularly dating high school girls in his 30's as a prosecutor is not a creepy predator, all the while championing social conservatism.

Surely someone else can be found to represent Alabama that has a conservative record besides Moore.


Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:28 PM (uc45P)

HuffPo is that way -----> Mitch.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 13, 2017 01:34 PM (Jcg9Q)

700 653 I mean, Chelsea Clinton had work done, and even so, she falls just a little short of Christie Brinkley.

____________

She's barely a point over Chris Christie.
Posted by: fox at November 13, 2017 01:24 PM (DVC2D)

If I was Chelsea, I'd ask for my money back.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 13, 2017 01:34 PM (jxbfJ)

701 Unknown one name guy that shows up and is concerned....

Probably a Soros-bot.

How is climate in Glorious Mother Russia, komrad?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 01:34 PM (tRaq7)

702 It's almost like a youth pastor going after his flock.

Whatta maroon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2017 01:35 PM (39g3+)

703 You cannot let the Washington Post do this.
You cannot be hostage to unsubstantiated, slanderously inflated charges brought up out of the blue.
Why not just let the WaPo choose the damned Senator and forget about elections altogether?

THIS is more serious than anything Moore has been accused of.
I hope the people of Alabama are wise enough to know what is at stake.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 01:26 PM (0jtPF)


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This is a very important point. It's about more than if Moore is possibly guilty. It's about does the press and some scummy congresscritters have to power to nullify candidates at will by running this scam? People must really stop falling for this crap.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 01:36 PM (/qEW2)

704 What's preposterous is you claiming every man only dates women to get laid, followed by the implication that people who want to get married have zero interest in sex.

Your concern, however, is noted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

________

So you don't date girls you're sexually attracted to?

Even kissing a girl underage like that in today's world would probably put you in front of a judge.

But I guess we're so pissed at the Turtle we're going to defend this pervert Moore until the bitter end. Then blame dumb alabama voters when he loses.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:37 PM (uc45P)

705
Surely someone else can be found to represent Alabama that has a conservative record besides Moore.

Posted by: Gordian
_____________

I could move down there quickly. Would that work for you? I'm bored anyway.....

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 13, 2017 01:40 PM (0mskG)

706 657
You cannot let the Washington Post do this.
You cannot be hostage to unsubstantiated, slanderously inflated charges brought up out of the blue.
Why not just let the WaPo choose the damned Senator and forget about elections altogether?

THIS is more serious than anything Moore has been accused of.
I hope the people of Alabama are wise enough to know what is at stake.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 01:26 PM (0jtPF)


Well said.

Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2017 01:40 PM (xjiRE)

707 If a Democrat Senate candidate had this history, are we going to pretend we wouldn't make a big deal about it?

Delawares own Joe Biden groped a teenage girl on camera and no one gave a fuck. He exposed himself repeatedly to his SS detail and no one cared.

Now they demand that I care.
No.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 13, 2017 01:40 PM (326rv)

708 But I guess we're so pissed at the Turtle we're going to defend this pervert Moore until the bitter end. Then blame dumb alabama voters when he loses.
Posted by: Gordian


Dunno about this 'we' shit. We're being ordered to care about this AND ignore a raft of other crap. Listening to them has not improved our lot.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 13, 2017 01:42 PM (326rv)

709 646
...You date girls with the idea to get laid....

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:23 PM
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On a certain level, that is true. That men want to "get laid" is not in dispute.
BUT --- and I know this is shocking --- once upon a time the word "dating" was not synonymous with "having sex." Really, it wasn't.

Did you know that NORMAL couples used to date for weeks, months, even years before having sex?
They got to know each other first!
Usually the women fell in love before surrendering. Usually the men had to establish that they were trustworthy and truly cared about the woman as a person.

Maybe Moore lived in that backward world. Men only looking to "get laid" usually don't introduce themselves to the parents and declare 'honorable intentions,' do they?
Then again, maybe he was on the prowl for dummies.
I don't know.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 01:44 PM (0jtPF)

710 563

Just to be clear, Judge Moore dating young women half his age is a bad thing.

Young women looking for older rich men to be their 'sugar daddy' to present their pussy for grabbing is a good thing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 01:44 PM (di1hb)

711
The legal angle is meaningless, if a candidate
used the "N word" on a regular basis, that's perfectly legal. It also
means he'll lose his election.



But the idea that Moore was dating girls this young and had zero interest in any sexual contact with them is preposterous.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 01:31 PM (uc45P)

Your concern is:[x] Noted[ ] Not Noted.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 01:48 PM (K4dE9)

712 What are women going to do when a "Cherry 3000" is available?

They'll finally learn that it goes both ways. A bicycle doesn't need a fish either.

Posted by: Semper Why at November 13, 2017 01:50 PM (wrzX1)

713 >>>393 There's a lotta life coaching that goes on in these threads.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2017 12:31 PM (ctuyM)

In a good way.

Posted by: m at November 13, 2017 01:57 PM (V+b9T)

714 Gordian: ...You date girls with the idea to get laid....

Gordian: ...the idea that Moore was dating girls this young and had zero interest in any sexual contact with them is preposterous.

I'm pretty sure this says more about our concern trollish correspondent than about Moore.

Posted by: mindful webworker's analytical prowess at November 13, 2017 02:09 PM (2E/Tt)

715 If it helps her at all, I'd like her to know that she's not really all that hot.

She should consider the possibility that her family and friends have just been telling some white lies to make her feel better about herself.

Seriously

Posted by: DLC at November 13, 2017 02:16 PM (dRmxM)

716 In a good way.

We are cautionary examples.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 02:28 PM (QQ+il)

717 >>>716 In a good way.

We are cautionary examples.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 02:28 PM (QQ+il)

heh

Posted by: m at November 13, 2017 03:00 PM (V+b9T)

718 I like this guy way more than the acid dropping, rooster hair, sir pierce-a-lot, rubber room escapee that has been haunting this space.

This guy is more happy-go-lucky. I don't have to brace myself against an assault of my senses.

Like Gorilla Pundit, he may deserve a moniker.

Posted by: professor chaos or gumdrop gorilla at November 13, 2017 04:15 PM (D3Jo9)

719 .....Barak... Is that you?

Posted by: TN VOLUNTEER at November 13, 2017 07:30 PM (y385q)

720 re: selfie monkey

As I understand it, the monkey snapped his own picture. The wildlife photographer was in league with PETA, who sued for copyright rights for the monkey. When the court was about to throw it out, the photog "settled", giving the monkey a cut. They were trying to create animal rights, not to mention funding for PETA.

This is similar to the EPA encouraging tree-huggers to sue the EPA because it wants to lose. A judge then orders the EPA to do what the EPA really wanted to do in the first place, and law is created without any legislature or pesky voters involved.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 13, 2017 10:15 PM (Ndje9)

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