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Football Hero
Norman Rockwell

It's just adorable. It makes me smile....

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1st?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 13, 2017 09:24 AM (0OmEj)

2 2nd?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 13, 2017 09:24 AM (0OmEj)

3 You know what they say about women with long fingers....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:25 AM (C38UF)

4 threepeat

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 13, 2017 09:25 AM (0OmEj)

5 Patriarchal oppression and toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 09:25 AM (NWiLs)

6 Hi!

Posted by: Iowa Pork - the Other Whie Meat at November 13, 2017 09:25 AM (4qBm2)

7 That was back when men wore cleats.

Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2017 09:26 AM (7n4KQ)

8 That pic?

the likes of which we'll never see again.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:26 AM (hVoJQ)

9 What is the circle in the background suppose to be?

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 09:27 AM (coYZ7)

10 I thought at first that it was his MOM. Then I see the cheerleader stuff. So NO.

She looks a little "sophisticated" for a HS Cheerleader.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:27 AM (hVoJQ)

11 Taking a knee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 09:28 AM (BC5E+)

12 My first first. Morning all. I'm done with football.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 13, 2017 09:28 AM (0OmEj)

13 And what the hell is she doing to his jersey?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:28 AM (hVoJQ)

14 Conservatives are posting videos of themselves smashing their Keurigs to smithereens amid Hannity controversy

http://tinyurl.com/y78h6o36

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

15 I'd like a pair of those cleats--to kick McConnell in the vagina.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 09:28 AM (mcI77)

16 >>> Conservatives are posting videos of themselves smashing their Keurigs to smithereens amid Hannity controversy

That seems sane.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:29 AM (C38UF)

17 Good luck getting under that sweater champ. The skirt is a different story.

Posted by: Dingbat at November 13, 2017 09:29 AM (U8s61)

18
Subtitled "But first you will..."

Now, I denounce myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2017 09:30 AM (mbhDw)

19 I want to knock that smarmy smirk off McConnell's face. But then the DC Police would arrest me and I'd go to jail for years.

I'll just wish real strong for him to get unelected.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:30 AM (hVoJQ)

20 Ms. Ginger Mish is sewing a rip in his jersey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 09:31 AM (BC5E+)

21 Was it common to wear your letter sweater with your pads?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:31 AM (QQ+il)

22 19 I want to knock that smarmy smirk off McConnell's face. But then the DC Police would arrest me and I'd go to jail for years.


Shoot your dog, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 09:31 AM (NWiLs)

23 >>>What is the circle in the background suppose to be?

Rover!!! Run!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:32 AM (C38UF)

24 So taking a knee is nothing new, I see.

Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2017 09:32 AM (xjiRE)

25 You got to be a football hero
To get along with the beautiful girls

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 09:32 AM (/tuJf)

26 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 09:31 AM (BC5E+)

Uh Huh. Sure. Whatever you say.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:32 AM (hVoJQ)

27 Rockwell had a thing for gingers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:32 AM (QQ+il)

28 @9

The circle just adds visual interest and contrast to what would be a mostly whiteish/liteish color pallate.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 09:33 AM (71/k8)

29 That looks like my mother in her youth, or Lucille Ball.

either or

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:34 AM (QQ+il)

30

I'd hit it....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 13, 2017 09:35 AM (0mskG)

31 Suddenly, all them wind sprints seem like nothing

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:35 AM (QLvwG)

32 Judging from facial features and shared gingerness, I'd reckon those are siblings.

Norman Rockwell, gotta love it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 13, 2017 09:35 AM (AM1GF)

33 Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:31 AM (QQ+il)

That's not a letter sweater. That's his jersey.

That's back in the day when all you had was a leather helmet and some shoulder pads.

Note that She's wearing an almost identical jersey except no letter and no shoulder pads.

M.H. on the megaphone so something High as he's got a big M on his jersey.

Could be anything.

Let's make dirty jokes about what it could be.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:36 AM (hVoJQ)

34 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 09:31 AM (BC5E+)

I thought she was sewing, or at least pinning, his letter on the sweater. Sewing would be best done while the garment isn't being worn, but pinning would make sense as it's about the only way to make sure it's straight once it's sewn.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 13, 2017 09:36 AM (rp9xB)

35 27,
"
Rockwell had a thing for gingers."


Doesn't every man?

Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 09:36 AM (zOpu5)

36 Oh wait. Her jersey does have a letter on it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:36 AM (hVoJQ)

37 21 Was it common to wear your letter sweater with your pads?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:31 AM (QQ+il)

I'm on my period, jerk.

Posted by: The cheerleader at November 13, 2017 09:36 AM (NWiLs)

38 Damn it man! You're the captain of the football team, she's all over you, and all you can do is sit there with that goofy look on your face. Up your game! Unless you're gay. Like Tom Brady.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 13, 2017 09:36 AM (/0IRq)

39 That's not a letter sweater. That's his jersey.

If you say so. I never had a jersey with cuffs though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:37 AM (QQ+il)

40 Baseball scores, wiring diagrams, algebra equations . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:37 AM (QLvwG)

41 I like the saddle shoes. Her torso seems a bit too long, though. And what's in that bottle in the red bag? And what's the deal with the omitted background?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 09:37 AM (/qEW2)

42 I think she's repairing some battle damage between quarters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:37 AM (hVoJQ)

43 Two weeks ago last Friday the Uranium One undercover FBI informant was given permission to speak to Congress. His lawyer, Victoria Toensing, said she would be on vaca for two weeks and he needed that time to get everything in order.

So. It's been two weeks. Maybe we'll hear something soon.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 09:37 AM (HiDrR)

44 "The circle just adds visual interest and contrast to what would be a mostly whiteish/liteish color pallate."
Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 09:33 AM (71/k


An irrelevant, fake object brought into a Norman Rockwell painting just to provide color contrast?

Seems like cheating. I don't recall his other works having something like that.

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 09:37 AM (coYZ7)

45 *sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 09:38 AM (W+vEI)

46 Mooseknuckle High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:38 AM (C38UF)

47 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 09:37 AM (/qEW2)

I thought that too but if you look closer, it's a sewing kit.

We're seeing some thread bobbins and a tape measure.

she's using a needle on his letter and she's got another one in her mouth.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:38 AM (hVoJQ)

48 Officer, I'd like to report a theft. Yes, someone stole my weekend. It was right here a couple of days ago and now it's gone.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 13, 2017 09:39 AM (/0IRq)

49
MIDWOOD!!!

Go Hornets!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (mbhDw)

50 Ok, not a bottle - spools of thread in the bag. And she's wearing a thimble. I didn't realize Rockwell was a member of the Thimblist thchool.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (/qEW2)

51 Bet she dabbed some perfume in her bouffant curls and he's taking it in

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (QLvwG)

52
Looks like a very young Janet Leigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (mbhDw)

53 Manwood High?
Manmeat High?
Mufflove High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (C38UF)

54 44
"An irrelevant, fake object brought into a Norman Rockwell painting just to provide color contrast?


Seems like cheating. I don't recall his other works having something like that.

Try this.
http://tinyurl.com/yb9yadgb

Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (zOpu5)

55
I thought she was sewing, or at least pinning, his letter on the sweater.

---
Needle and thread in her hand, spools and tape measure on the ground.

Posted by: Iowa Pork - the Other Whie Meat at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (4qBm2)

56 #9: A circle like this was added to many of Rockwell's Post covers. It makes sure the title of the mag is blocked out properly and doesn't collide with a face or other important detail. This could be one of those intended for a cover.

Posted by: Kris at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (nwqNw)

57 she's using a needle on his letter and she's got another one in her mouth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:38 AM
~~~~~

Those are pins. If you look at the embiggened picture, you can see several pins on the letter, so it appears that she is pinning it into position for later stitching.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (HiDrR)

58 Long tall Sally was built for speed

She had everything Uncle John need

Whoa Baby!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (QLvwG)

59 "And she's wearing a thimble."


Probably one of those battery powered "magic thimbles".

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (coYZ7)

60 I don't think they're siblings. He's definitely unnerved by being this close to a really cute and maybe loose girl.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (hVoJQ)

61 Mish High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (C38UF)

62 Looks to me like she's repairing his jersey during the game. Note the bandages on his face.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (Enq6K)

63 Or this.
http://tinyurl.com/yb9yadgb

Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 09:41 AM (zOpu5)

64 I image googled norman + rockwell + blank + background and there are quite a few.

Though not a blank background, this one cracked me up

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhbdl6o


An Alabama Virgin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:42 AM (QQ+il)

65 I thought at first that it was his MOM. Then I see the cheerleader stuff. So NO.

She looks a little "sophisticated" for a HS Cheerleader.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:27 AM (hVoJQ)


Gotta hand it to Rockwell, it's a very sweet painting... and yet the undercurrent...

All the innuendo here, it's not because we're degenerates. That's a very sexually charged scene. In as positive and wholesome a way as possible, as it should be, and ever has been.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 09:42 AM (Pz4pT)

66 Manwood High?

Manmeat High?

Mufflove High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (C38UF)

Mamm High

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:42 AM (QLvwG)

67
Mufflove High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
_______________

Ahhhh,, that brings back the memories....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 13, 2017 09:42 AM (0mskG)

68 Mick High?
Cuz they are clearly a couple of micks.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:42 AM (C38UF)

69 Rockwell was designing magazine covers most of the time. The circle is a graphic to assist composition, particularly in that medium.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

70 >>The circle just adds visual interest and contrast to what would be a mostly whiteish/liteish color pallate. Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 09:33 AM (71/k

The circle is a scope sight picture without reticles. Looks like the aimpoint is the kid's jaw. Send it. Send it. Send it.

She's gonna have more to sew on him than a varsity letter in about three seconds...

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 09:43 AM (Bdeb0)

71 Muffrider High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:43 AM (C38UF)

72 If there was a background in this painting, I'd call it art. But as it is I call it illustration.

Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)

73 @44

A lot of Rockwells Saturday Evening Post Covers had a circle motif background of some sort.

In fact most of his cover illustraions/painings had a plain white/whitish background with something in the background to break it up.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 09:43 AM (71/k8)

74 Try this.
http://tinyurl.com/yb9yadgb
Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (zOpu5)


So now, even my memory of Normal Rockwell is destroyed.

Fuck.

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 09:43 AM (coYZ7)

75 A modern version the girl would be the football player and the "guy" a cheerleader....

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 09:43 AM (LiyEm)

76 Mudflaps High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (C38UF)

77 don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (rnAwa)

78 Good eyesight on that thimble. Yes she is. they may be in a sideline tent. And yes they used them in those days because the fields weren't purpose built with buildings and other shelter.

they set up bleachers out in a nearby field, set up the goal posts and limed the lines. The tents were because it's gets cold in the hinterlands during football season so they had to have someplace to warm up a bit.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (hVoJQ)

79 Q: What's a thimble?

A: Ith whath on a thet of drumth.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (tVWQB)

80 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (NWiLs)

81 He's getting a contact high from that reefer in her mouth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

82
Nowadays he'd be 350 pounds and have 10 kids by 6 women. While in high school.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2017 09:45 AM (BWL+E)

83 Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (rnAwa)

I think his tight pants will help there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:45 AM (hVoJQ)

84 He's got big hands.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:45 AM (QLvwG)

85 I come here specifically for the degeneracy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 09:45 AM (BC5E+)

86 I'll bet she smells real good. mmmm. memories.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:45 AM (hVoJQ)

87 I come here specifically for the degeneracy.


Don't we all, brother. Don't we all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:46 AM (QQ+il)

88
Muffrider High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
___________________

Muff riders in the sky.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 13, 2017 09:46 AM (0mskG)

89 84
He's got big hands.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:45 AM (QLvwG)

I thought it was feet. But he's big ones of those too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:46 AM (hVoJQ)

90 An Alabama Virgin.

his parents were both only-children?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 13, 2017 09:46 AM (rsysu)

91 Most people don't think about it this way, but I've seen a lot of big jocks hug their moms and cry after a big loss.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 13, 2017 09:46 AM (O7MnT)

92 I know people hate Rockwell. But I could look at that picture all day.



There is so much going on.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 09:46 AM (ymnmz)

93 Mudbath High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:47 AM (C38UF)

94 Even if you assume that the Roy Moore allegations are true, why does it follow that we have to give Democrats control of the Senate as a result?

Imagine being in the middle of the Cuban missile crisis and saying, "JFK's treatment of women is unacceptable. We must allow the Soviets to win"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 13, 2017 09:47 AM (mynhJ)

95 Ok, not a bottle - spools of thread in the bag. And she's wearing a thimble. I didn't realize Rockwell was a member of the Thimblist thchool.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 09:40 AM (/qEW2)


Come on, it's a painting full of thimbolism. Everything you see there is carefully placed. It's all thimbolic!

Come on!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 09:47 AM (Pz4pT)

96 Austrian Death Machine :Get to the Choppa (heh!)

http://youtu.be/tPIO86jTrQQ

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 09:47 AM (LiyEm)

97 >>Two weeks ago last Friday the Uranium One undercover FBI informant was given permission to speak to Congress. His lawyer, Victoria Toensing, said she would be on vaca for two weeks and he needed that time to get everything in order.

The House Intel Committee is interviewing Rinat Akhmetshin right now. He was part of the Russian meeting at Trump Tower in the fall of '16.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 09:47 AM (/tuJf)

98 Kuerig and Nespresso suck because they make their money on the capsules. My Jura is a robot too, but it just takes whole regular coffee beans.

Posted by: scottst at November 13, 2017 09:47 AM (8glUj)

99 91 Most people don't think about it this way, but I've seen a lot of big jocks hug their moms and cry after a big loss.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 13, 2017 09:46 AM (O7MnT)

Did their mothers then tell them what disgusting, pathetic, worthless losers they were?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 09:48 AM (NWiLs)

100 Even if you assume that the Roy Moore allegations are true, why does it follow that we have to give Democrats control of the Senate as a result?

Imagine being in the middle of the Cuban missile crisis and saying, "JFK's treatment of women is unacceptable. We must allow the Soviets to win"
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 13, 2017 09:47 AM (mynhJ)


Simple answer: Who is "we?"

You think "we" is one thing, they think it's another. That's all.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 09:48 AM (Pz4pT)

101 It's all thimbolic!

===

Muldoon, come back!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 13, 2017 09:48 AM (hMwEB)

102 don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (rnAwa)

Did that ever work for you?

I could never think away a boner.

Well once I got older and more experienced and had some frightening things to think about then I could.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:48 AM (hVoJQ)

103 Monkeypenis High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:49 AM (C38UF)

104 Those soft and fuzzy sweaters

Too magical to touch

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:49 AM (QLvwG)

105 Speaking of sewing, I noticed yet again that Pookette's clothing had a manufacturing defect. I've gone years without problems, but suddenly in the last month I've found an arm not properly sewn on, a sweatpants leg that had nothing for a hem, and this morning it was a gaping hole in the sideseam of her dress. All of these clothes came from different stores and different third-world countries, so I have no idea what the cause would be.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 13, 2017 09:49 AM (XKZwp)

106 The seamstress bit is just a cover for administering performance-enhancing drugs.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

107 Patriarchal oppression and toxic masculinity.

Always the appropriate response!

Posted by: ESJWN at November 13, 2017 09:49 AM (2z74n)

108 98
Kuerig and Nespresso suck because they make their money on the capsules. My Jura is a robot too, but it just takes whole regular coffee beans.

Posted by: scottst at November 13, 2017 09:47 AM (8glUj)


There is that. But you paid for it on the front end.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 13, 2017 09:50 AM (tbOMB)

109 Pissflaps Prep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 09:50 AM (BC5E+)

110 102 don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (rnAwa)

Did that ever work for you?

I could never think away a boner.

Well once I got older and more experienced and had some frightening things to think about then I could.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:48 AM (hVoJQ)

At that age I was damn near priapic.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 09:50 AM (NWiLs)

111 She's a girlfriend or sibling repairing his torn jersey between plays. Looks like she's a cheerleader herself. They didn't have particularly sophisticated equipment in that day, hence the fabric jersey and leather helmet. If she's a sibling, he's annoyed at her; if she's a girlfriend (or prospective girlfriend) his cup is at its breaking point right now. Let the innuendo commence.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at November 13, 2017 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

112 Megacunt High?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:50 AM (C38UF)

113 don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (rnAwa)



Did that ever work for you?



I could never think away a boner.



Well once I got older and more experienced and had some frightening things to think about then I could.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:48 AM (hVoJQ)



At that age I was damn near priapic.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 09:50 AM (NWiLs)

Thank God for books you had to lug around. Pre-backpack days.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 09:51 AM (QLvwG)

114 Lawyering up this morning...

Last July we inherited a detached condo from the MIL. It went through a trust and the trust officers placed insurance on the vacant house with a specialty company.

When the final tax forms were finished, the trust transferred ownership to the wife. She talked with the insurance agent and carried over the same policy, making sure to carry a rider for full replacement cost.

Last week we found a water leak that cause about $100,000 in damage. The adjuster came out, checked everything and later called to say we didn't have any coverage for water leaks.

This is not going to be fun.

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 09:51 AM (coYZ7)

115 Maybe the school name really starts with W because you are supposed to be 69ing?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:52 AM (C38UF)

116 I DENOUNCE MY PERVERSE POSTINGS!!

:::cancels political plans:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:52 AM (C38UF)

117 I come here specifically for the degeneracy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 09:45 AM (BC5E+)


I'm a fifth generation degenerate. My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, they came over on the SS Debauchery.

Long Live the Degeneracy!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 09:53 AM (Pz4pT)

118 The young lady has on a thimble so she is sewing.

Posted by: Lester at November 13, 2017 09:53 AM (LfJIn)

119 They didn't have particularly sophisticated equipment in that day, hence the fabric jersey and leather helmet.

The amount of gear worn by high school players these days is truly impressive.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 13, 2017 09:53 AM (O7MnT)

120 Hah
Just saw, on a non political FB group, a disgruntled member call the group admins "CNN" as the worst insult they could think of.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 13, 2017 09:54 AM (hMwEB)

121 Patriarchy!

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 13, 2017 09:54 AM (ylUqT)

122 What is the circle in the background suppose to be?

The moon. Definitely a girl he wants to impress, not his sister.

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2017 09:55 AM (2z74n)

123 >>The amount of gear worn by high school players these days is truly impressive.

And it's an increasingly open question whether all this gear actually helps or contributes to even greater injuries.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 09:55 AM (/tuJf)

124 It's all thimbolic!

===

Muldoon, come back!!!
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 13, 2017 09:48 AM (hMwEB)


Le sigh... the rest of us, we carry on, as best we can.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 09:55 AM (Pz4pT)

125 Even if you assume that the Roy Moore allegations are true, why does it follow that we have to give Democrats control of the Senate as a result?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter

++++++++++++

I don't think anyone here is making that case, more like it might make sense to explore options with him dropping out and swapping him rather than handing that seat to the Democrat. Find a Republican that doesn't have McConnell's stink on him.

The Sean Hannity interview where Moore basically conceded he was dating High School girls in his 30's (and even a colleague saying it was well known he did this) is enough info that I'd prefer a different option because I simply think he'll lose. I don't care about the legality at that time, he's a predator and a hypocrite considering his constant moral crusading and he was already badly underperforming before all of this.

But if push came to shove, I would definitely vote for Moore if I was an Alabama voter and had to.

But I really think this is Akin 2.0 and Moore is not worth it.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 09:55 AM (uc45P)

126 110 102 don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (rnAwa)

Did that ever work for you?

I could never think away a boner.

Well once I got older and more experienced and had some frightening things to think about then I could.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:48 AM (hVoJQ)

At that age I was damn near priapic.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 09:50 AM (NWiLs)


Well thanks to the internet, CBD, and Rule #34, we have pics of Lena Dunham in a bikini and TFAB Hillary pencil drawing. Those should do the trick.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 13, 2017 09:56 AM (jxbfJ)

127 Moore won't lose to Dough Jones.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:56 AM (QQ+il)

128 or Doug Jones either

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 09:56 AM (QQ+il)

129 Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 09:51 AM (coYZ7)

Damage from water leaks over a long period of time are not usually covered under a property policy.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 09:57 AM (Z4z/q)

130 >>>Texas woman Roslyn Corrigan claims that former President George H.W. Bush groped her when she was just 16 years old.
.
.
.Number 6 on the accuser list.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 09:57 AM (+Dllb)

131 This is the kind of Rockwell I don't like, just empty sentimentaility.

I had hope for it for a minute, as I thought she'd brought a flask to the sew-down, but it's just a bag of her bobbins.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 09:58 AM (gIRsn)

132 >>Two weeks ago last Friday the Uranium One undercover FBI informant was
given permission to speak to Congress. His lawyer, Victoria Toensing,
said she would be on vaca for two weeks and he needed that time to get
everything in order.




No, no, no - you now have to only care about pervy Roy Moore!!!
/sarc


In other news, judge overseeing Fusion GPS case is good friends with...John Podesta. The Swamp takes care of their own.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y988c5fe

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 09:58 AM (W+vEI)

133 123 >>The amount of gear worn by high school players these days is truly impressive.

And it's an increasingly open question whether all this gear actually helps or contributes to even greater injuries.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 09:55 AM (/tuJf)

I don't know if there have been studies of rugby players and their concussion rates/injury rates, but it would be an interesting comparison, since they play without pads, etc.

There are also those players who deliberately take cheap shots against opponents, either because they were coached in doing so, or are massive jerks who enjoy inflicting pain. If those players and coaches were ejected from the league, it might make a difference in severe injuries as well.

Posted by: moki at November 13, 2017 09:58 AM (V+V48)

134 Oh, and this is lovely. What a sweet, simpler time.

Posted by: moki at November 13, 2017 09:58 AM (V+V48)

135 The moon. Definitely a girl he wants to impress, not his sister.
Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2017 09:55 AM (2z74n)


I would think not his sister, but the hair color and facial shape, especially the lower lip on down, suggests they're related.

Of course, Rockwell's people all had a certain similarity in their look, so that doesn't necessarily mean anything. Honestly, I'd rather not think it's his sister, because if so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 09:58 AM (Pz4pT)

136 he's gripping the hell outta that helmet

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 09:59 AM (PNcou)

137 Error: not a bobbin; a spool.

I had a senior moment and could not think of the word.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:59 AM (hVoJQ)

138 Last week we found a water leak that cause about $100,000 in damage. The adjuster came out, checked everything and later called to say we didn't have any coverage for water leaks.
This is not going to be fun.
Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 09:51 AM
~~~~~

This is almost universally true, as a friend of our discovered just a few months ago. But take heart, because even if you did have a rider for water damage, it is usually limited to anywhere from $3,000 to $5,000. Really. And they also differentiate between "backup water" and "overflow water," so they get you coming and going!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:00 AM (HiDrR)

139 Conservatives are posting videos of themselves smashing their Keurigs to smithereens amid Hannity controversy

http://tinyurl.com/y78h6o36
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 13, 2017 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

Putting aside Moore's guilt or innocence in this matter, corporate virtue signaling grates on the nerves, whether it's Keurig, Marvel comics, or the NFL. It's also counter-intuitive. What business model accepts deliberately alienating half of its potential market? It makes no sense from a business perspective. Wouldn't their respective shareholders react to this kind of nonsensical grandstanding?

Posted by: troyriser at November 13, 2017 10:00 AM (my7fr)

140 he's gripping the hell outta that helmet
============

He's afraid she's going to get him with that needle.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 10:00 AM (vg8iE)

141 maybe he's just apprehensive she's going to jab him with a pin or needle.

Sure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:01 AM (hVoJQ)

142 Regarding water damage: this is why you should shut off the main water line to your home if you are going to be away, even if only for a few days. If a pipe bursts or your hot water heater blows, you're basically screwed.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:01 AM (HiDrR)

143 he's gripping the hell outta that helmet
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 09:59 AM (PNcou)


And desperately trying to figure out what to do with his other hand.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 10:01 AM (Pz4pT)

144 I want to knock that smarmy smirk off McConnell's face. But then the DC Police would arrest me and I'd go to jail for years.

I'll just wish real strong for him to get unelected.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 09:30 AM (hVoJQ)


========

The trick is to wait until he's mowing his lawn. If he doesn't, you're SOL.

Posted by: René Boucher at November 13, 2017 10:02 AM (/qEW2)

145 Mudville High

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 10:03 AM (QQ+il)

146 145 comments over a painting?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:03 AM (hVoJQ)

147 She has yellow legs.

Sexy.


Posted by: Big Bird at November 13, 2017 10:04 AM (7korf)

148 What business model accepts deliberately alienating half of its potential market"

Media.
Loud noises scare the c*ap out of marketing/advert types, and they react too quickly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:04 AM (ODaO0)

149 Alex Azar nominated for HHS Secy.


Previous Eli Lilly president. Worked for HHS under GHWB.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2017 10:05 AM (Enq6K)

150 In other news, judge overseeing Fusion GPS case is good friends with...John Podesta. The Swamp takes care of their own.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y988c5fe
Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 09:58 AM
~~~~~

*groan* You just can't win anymore. The entire government is infested. Every single nook and cranny.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:05 AM (HiDrR)

151 Regarding water damage: this is why you should shut off the main water line to your home if you are going to be away, even if only for a few days. If a pipe bursts or your hot water heater blows, you're basically screwed.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:01 AM (H

No , usually that type of incident and subsequent damage is covered though the busted pipe or water heater is not. It is the damage from a long term leaks that could have and should have been repaired that are excluded.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 10:06 AM (Z4z/q)

152 There's no bottle in the red bag, that's a couple spools of thread spilling out.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 13, 2017 10:06 AM (Vzqe+)

153 >>I don't know if there have been studies of rugby players and their concussion rates/injury rates, but it would be an interesting comparison, since they play without pads, etc.

Lots of informal ones although I'm sure there are also a lot of academic/medical ones as well.

The big danger in football aside from all the obvious leg related issues are the head injuries. For year, we were all taught to lead with our head when making a tackle although that has changed somewhat. But head to head contact for lineman is pretty much inevitable on every play.

We were also encouraged to get back on the field as soon as possible lest we lose our jobs. I can't tell you the number of times I was asked "are you hurt or are you injured?". Injury meant take a seat, hurt meant rub some dirt on it and get the hell back on the field.

CTE has become an enormous problem in football and it's growing. I can't see anyway that is ever going to stop.

I suffered a lot more hurt playing rugby but a lot fewer injuries for whatever that's worth.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:07 AM (/tuJf)

154 In other news, judge overseeing Fusion GPS case is good friends with...John Podesta. The Swamp takes care of their own.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y988c5fe
Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 09:58 AM
~~~~~

*groan* You just can't win anymore. The entire government is infested. Every single nook and cranny.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:05 AM (HiDrR)


As well as every single crook and nanny.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 10:07 AM (Pz4pT)

155 Momzer High

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 10:07 AM (mcI77)

156 What business model accepts deliberately alienating half of its potential market? It makes no sense from a business perspective. Wouldn't their respective shareholders react to this kind of nonsensical grandstanding?
Posted by: troyriser

__________

It's usually some Millennial in a San Francisco PR firm that makes these decisions.

Same with what went down with Target and the bathroom stuff.

The CEO conceded it wasn't his call and it cost the company money.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 10:07 AM (uc45P)

157 I think her knee brushed up against his boyhood.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2017 10:07 AM (bmkS9)

158 Last week we found a water leak that cause about
$100,000 in damage. The adjuster came out, checked everything and later
called to say we didn't have any coverage for water leaks.



This is not going to be fun.

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 09:51 AM (coYZ7)

Watched a Forensic Files episode where a family's fridge had a leak, they tried to get it repaired under their home insurance, and were yanked around for two years. In the meantime, mold spread through their house without notice and caused horrific health damage, especially to the father's brain. The house had to be condemned and nothing could be saved, and the insurance company is being sued by the family.

So, please be careful!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 13, 2017 10:08 AM (XKZwp)

159 Mammyrammer High

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 10:08 AM (C38UF)

160 130
>>>Texas woman Roslyn Corrigan claims that former President George H.W. Bush groped her when she was just 16 years old.
.
.
.Number 6 on the accuser list.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 09:57 AM (+Dllb)

And what was he...like 92?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:08 AM (ymnmz)

161 Sixth Accuser: Woman Claims George H.W. Bush Groped Her When "I Was a Child"
-BB

Degenerate.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 10:08 AM (mcI77)

162 I remember in high school learning about various dictatorships that came up with fake charges and executed political enemies, and I thought complacently "that could never happen here", but now it seems we're going in that direction. I'm starting to think going full Pinochet is the lesser of two evils.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 10:08 AM (/qEW2)

163 I wanted to post this before I consume more caffeine and check my emails from this weekend.

An elderly lady at our church stood yesterday during prayer requests, and said she was on a plane in Ft. Lauderdale flying to Charlotte, NC heading home, and the woman in front of her received a phone call telling her her daughter had just been killed along with several other people in her church.

She was the wife of the pastor of the Baptist church in TX, and mother of Annabelle, the 14 y.o. who was murdered.

The lady described how the poor woman kept being told about others who had been killed or injured.

Someone in first class gave up their seat to her, as she was hysterical (I can't even begin to imagine) and in shock. When the plane landed in Charlotte, a wheelchair was brought to the plane for her, to get her to her connecting flight.

I spoke with the church member during coffee hour, and she said it was horrible. And then she finished with, "Something has to be done to get rid of guns in this country." I kindly and gently told her the shooter wouldn't have had a gun if the AF had informed the FBI about his mental illness and abuse issues.

Anyhow, I had to share that. I wondered why anyone would call the poor wife/mother on the plane, but realized she would have seen the news on CNN in the airport.

Just heartbreaking and shocking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 10:09 AM (PY9jH)

164 Damage from water leaks over a long period of time are not usually covered under a property policy.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 09:57 AM
~~~~

Doesn't even have to be over a long period. My friend's problem was an overflowing toilet that was last used around midnight. He got up at 6:00AM to about $20,000 worth of damage and no coverage.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:09 AM (HiDrR)

165 what's he thinking ?

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 10:09 AM (QC/4S)

166 What is the circle in the background suppose to be?

Posted by: jwest

SMOD

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 10:09 AM (8ikIW)

167 And yes, seriously, speaking of nannies, why do you suppose we're not hearing more of the #MeToo coming out of Washington?

Is it because there AREN'T a bunch of sexual degenerates running around that town?

Oh hells no. It's because they're just better at keeping their nannies and sexretaries quiet. I think they've had a lot more practice at it, since they have to stand before the public every now and then, whereas in Hollowweird, they've been hiding behind their make-believe world for so long, they forgot there was an actual, you know, audience of people watching what they do.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 10:10 AM (Pz4pT)

168 Sixth Accuser: Woman Claims George H.W. Bush Groped Her When "I Was a Child"

The turnaround time on karma is amazing. Next Mike Lee will get an accuser.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 10:10 AM (QQ+il)

169 Cheesy and nauseating.

Posted by: Chris M at November 13, 2017 10:10 AM (eAZVt)

170 Same with what went down with Target and the bathroom stuff.

The CEO conceded it wasn't his call and it cost the company money.

Posted by: Gordian at November 13, 2017 10:07 AM (uc45P)


He's the CEO...how is it NOT his call?

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2017 10:10 AM (Enq6K)

171 She holds at his chest the Gom Jabbar.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

172 @139

It's much worse than virtue signaling.

Media Matters is seeking to deny Moore a media platform to defend himself from charges of impropriety.

It's fascisitc to the very core.


Keurig must be destroyed for allowing themselves to become part of this deplorable and fascistic endeavor.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 10:11 AM (71/k8)

173 Political virtue signaling on a platform like Hannity or (before him) Beck or Rush makes no sense. The advertiser makes potential customers angry coming and going. Buy the add and stay there or don't buy it at all. Buying the addspace and then pulling out because of some imagined crisis just shows them to be cheap virtue signaling spineless cowards.(seems to apply to many corporations that have no values other than making a buck, not that making a profit is a bad thing)

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 13, 2017 10:11 AM (0OmEj)

174 I think they are brother and sister. They bear a striking resemblance, and two siblings in the same school at the same time would be quite normal. Even the expressions on their faces and their bone structure are similar. My guess is big sister is helping out little brother. Which is what big sisters do.


Yay football! I hope the kid wins.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:12 AM (lwiT4)

175 >>>What is the circle in the background suppose to be?<<<

That's Norm's way of illustrating the young lad's boner.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2017 10:12 AM (2Mnv1)

176 Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:09 AM (HiDrR)

That is considered flooding and not a covered risk. Damage from a burst pipe or exploding water heater would be covered.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 10:13 AM (Z4z/q)

177 "he's a predator"

Dating legal adults doesn't make you a "predator".

Good Lord, have people gone absolutely kookoo-bananas?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 10:13 AM (PtwgA)

178 There are also those players who deliberately take cheap shots against opponents, either because they were coached in doing so, or are massive jerks who enjoy inflicting pain. If those players and coaches were ejected from the league, it might make a difference in severe injuries as well.
Posted by: moki at November 13, 2017 09:58 AM (V+V4

-------------

Describe a cheap shot.

Posted by: Soona at November 13, 2017 10:14 AM (ZAAkQ)

179 169 Cheesy and nauseating.

Posted by: Chris M at November 13, 2017 10:10 AM (eAZVt)

You have no idea.

Posted by: Huma at November 13, 2017 10:14 AM (NWiLs)

180 Circling round to the morning thread, wonder how many are aware that all (that's 100 percent) of post offices, bus routes, container shipping, and commercial airports are open in Puerto Rico?
Yet we were told it would take years...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:14 AM (MINbv)

181 Just heartbreaking and shocking.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2017 10:09 AM (PY9jH)
===========================

Oh my gosh Jane. Truly heartbreaking. I heard that they set up a tent yesterday and the pastor preached. How do you even do that when half your congregation is dead, including your own daughter. Only God.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:15 AM (lwiT4)

182 In college I got a splinter in my hand. A female acquaintance worked intently for ten minutes to get it out, with my hand holding up her small hands.
I tried to think it away. She tried to hide her amusement.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 10:15 AM (rnAwa)

183 My guess is big sister is helping out little brother. Which is what big sisters do.


Someone noticed that she's rubbed her knee into his boyhood, is that what big sisters do?

I honestly don't know, I'm an only child. If you have an actual sister it probably sounds pervy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 10:15 AM (gIRsn)

184
This is not Jane Skinner: Roger Goddell needs a new contract for $50 million a year and a private jet and health insurance for life. He really really really deserves it!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 10:16 AM (OE2ur)

185 ABC giving Joe Biden a 90-minute tongue-bath infomercial.

Which is more of a house organ for the DNC? ABC or NBC?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2017 10:16 AM (U6f54)

186 Dating legal adults doesn't make you a "predator".

Good Lord, have people gone absolutely kookoo-bananas?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 10:13 AM (PtwgA)

============

It's the "flinch" reaction. Like when a long-time abuser even raises their hand, the long-time abused reflexively flinches.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 10:16 AM (vg8iE)

187 he looks like a scrawny kid with a man sized right hand.
not sure what tradition was then ... seems to indicate he just got his letter sweater and wants to parade around with his girlfriend right after the game.

but oh the vulgarity ... she's grabbing his tit right in public like that. Must be a deplorable. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 10:16 AM (/aIFg)

188 A female acquaintance worked intently for ten minutes to get it out


The splinter, or....?

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 10:17 AM (8ikIW)

189 >>Someone noticed that she's rubbed her knee into his boyhood, is that what big sisters do?

No. Big sisters are for torturing little brothers. And look at her left leg, it's nowhere near his special purpose.

Unless her right leg is freakishly long it's just her skirt billowing out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:17 AM (/tuJf)

190 Which is more of a house organ for the DNC? ABC or NBC?"

Yes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:17 AM (MINbv)

191 Someone noticed that she's rubbed her knee into his boyhood, is that what big sisters do?

I honestly don't know, I'm an only child. If you have an actual sister it probably sounds pervy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 10:15 AM (gIRsn)


Yeah, there's enough sexual energy in that scene to light up a small town. Good, clean, wholesome sexual energy.

They're not siblings. Rockwell didn't swing that way.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 10:18 AM (Pz4pT)

192 ABC giving Joe Biden a 90-minute tongue-bath infomercial.
===========

Joe, were you apprehensive about swimming nude in front of your female Secret Service detail when you'd get out of the pool and have to display your more shrunken than usual manhood?

How did you cope with the pain and embarrassment? What balm did you use to sooth your hurt ego?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 10:18 AM (vg8iE)

193 Someone noticed that she's rubbed her knee into his boyhood, is that what big sisters do?

With sufficient velocity to inflict gratuitous amounts of pain, yes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 10:18 AM (IcT7t)

194 I suffered a lot more hurt playing rugby but a lot fewer injuries for whatever that's worth.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:07 AM (/tuJf)
======================================

Little Winger played PeeWee football, JV football, high school football, and college football. The only time he ever got hurt was when he was jumping off the equipment, trying to jump farther than Brandon James. Tore his rotator cuff by being a doofus. Actual football itself never did anything except make his jerseys extremely hard to launder.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:19 AM (lwiT4)

195 He is trying his best to look down her blouse. No luck.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 10:19 AM (YV+SU)

196 "It's the "flinch" reaction. Like when a long-time abuser even raises their hand, the long-time abused reflexively flinches."

What's that have to do with dating other adults?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 10:19 AM (PtwgA)

197 >> My guess is big sister is helping out little brother. Which is what big sisters do.


Not mine.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:19 AM (GvE75)

198
194 I suffered a lot more hurt playing rugby but a lot fewer injuries for whatever that's worth.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:07 AM (/tuJf)
======================================

Little Winger played PeeWee football, JV football, high school football, and college football. The only time he ever got hurt was when he was jumping off the equipment, trying to jump farther than Brandon James. Tore his rotator cuff by being a doofus. Actual football itself never did anything except make his jerseys extremely hard to launder.
------------------
That was my experience. Never hurt playing football, got hammered several times playing soccer.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 10:20 AM (YV+SU)

199 What's that have to do with dating other adults?
===========

I was speaking of the need to condemn and fall in line with TEH SCANDAL!!1!1 OMG!!! over things that are perfectly legal.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 10:20 AM (vg8iE)

200 Someone noticed that she's rubbed her knee into his boyhood, is that what big sisters do?
------------------------------------------------
No. Big sisters are for torturing little brothers. And look at her left leg, it's nowhere near his special purpose.

Unless her right leg is freakishly long it's just her skirt billowing out.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:17 AM (/tuJf)


Notice his posture. He's stiff and his crotch area is pulling away from her. She's leaning into him, and he's trying not to make contact with her. Knees or anywhere else. It's in the trying not to that he makes it clear what he's thinking.

Also, notice where his eyes are. Not on what she is doing with her hands.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (Pz4pT)

201 She looks 14 to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (5y11N)

202 193 Someone noticed that she's rubbed her knee into his boyhood, is that what big sisters do?

If they are from West Virginne

Posted by: Dingbat at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (U8s61)

203 Relax ... it's just a little pin prick.

Posted by: Ginger Rogers Water at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (/qEW2)

204 What are you people talking about ? A knee to his groin? Open your eyes - that's a skirt. None of you ever wore a skirt before?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (lwiT4)

205 >>Little Winger played PeeWee football, JV football, high school football, and college football. The only time he ever got hurt was when he was jumping off the equipment, trying to jump farther than Brandon James. Tore his rotator cuff by being a doofus. Actual football itself never did anything except make his jerseys extremely hard to launder.

Lucky guy. I also did the PeeWee through college thing but I didn't have the same luck with injuries which I am reminded of continually.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (/tuJf)

206 Judging from facial features and shared gingerness, I'd reckon those are siblings.

-
Rockwell has gone Weinstein too?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (Nwg0u)

207 Love the football hero sweater! I am sick to damn death with the idea of "toxic masculinity" causing trouble for the wimmin. My grandson's pre-school teacher started harping on gender equality when my grandson and the other boys eschewed the dolly table. I told her if she wanted gender equality instead of "girl power" she would eliminate the dolly table, ban the idiotic tulle skirts and sequins the 4 yo girls wear, and encourage all the kids to use building toys, trucks, and bulldozers. The attempt to feminize boys rather than bring the girls away from bobbles bangle and beads, makes me puke

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (5gaNQ)

208 They're not siblings. Rockwell didn't swing that way.
---------------
Didn't he spend time in Maine?

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (YV+SU)

209 None of you ever wore a skirt before?

IT'S A KILT!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (QQ+il)

210 None of you ever wore a skirt before?

Posted by: grammie winger

Well, that one time, but I don't like to talk about it

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (8ikIW)

211 That is considered flooding and not a covered risk. Damage from a burst pipe or exploding water heater would be covered.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 10:13 AM
~~~~~

But if they determine that it was caused by lack of maintenance or poor maintenance they will not cover it. Also, they do not cover pipes that burst due to freezing.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (HiDrR)

212 None of you ever wore a skirt before?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (lwiT4)

I don't believe you are allowed to ask that question anymore?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (5y11N)

213 >>201 She looks 14 to me

Old enough for a good groping.

Posted by: GHW Bush at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (mcI77)

214 None of you ever wore a skirt before?"

Seriously?

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (MINbv)

215 Still not buying the 'theft' claim regarding the stabbing in Minnesota. I think the Muslim saw infidels being gay and went Instant Jihad.

If the perp was discovered committing theft he would be expected to brandish the knife, perhaps take a swipe with it to clear his path and then run. But he stabbed one fellow multiple times and the other once (by early reports). If running from a crime scene, why go out of your way to stab a second person?

Also, the way the report is written is strange, with references to "related" people and "family" of one of the victims but no reference as to what relation this person or persons are or were. Maybe it's just the crappy writing so prevalent these days in journalism but I'm suspicious.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (3myMJ)

216 *sneer*

Posted by: Pseudo-intellectual Marxist America-hating Democreat at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (n6Omg)

217 130 >>>Texas woman Roslyn Corrigan claims that former President George H.W. Bush groped her when she was just 16 years old.
.
.
.Number 6 on the accuser list.
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Well according to Mitt Romney, we must believe all accusations that are too serious to ignore, and this obviously fits in that category, since the girl was just 16.

Bush Sr. is obviously a dangerous pervert who is unfit to serve, and should immediately forfeit his presidential pension and all other government benefits.

Ain't that right, Mittens?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (BXf9o)

218 Mamaroneck High School.

Posted by: Chris Cassone at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (wAf3/)

219 Notice his posture. He's stiff and his crotch area
is pulling away from her. She's leaning into him, and he's trying not
to make contact with her. Knees or anywhere else. It's in the trying
not to that he makes it clear what he's thinking.



Also, notice where his eyes are. Not on what she is doing with her hands.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (Pz4pT)
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Oh for the love of pete. She's sewing on his clothing. While he's wearing it. Stiff posture? Did none of your mothers never sew a seam on your clothes while you were in them? What - you did the Twist?


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (lwiT4)

220 >>None of you ever wore a skirt before?


Nope. Dresses only.

Dad said if it shows anything above your ankles, you're a slut.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (GvE75)

221 Also, they do not cover pipes that burst due to freezing.

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Yes they do.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (8XRCm)

222 "I was speaking of the need to condemn and fall in line with TEH SCANDAL!!1!1 OMG!!! over things that are perfectly legal."

Ah, OK. Makes perfect sense, and I think you're right on that score.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 10:24 AM (PtwgA)

223 pipes that burst due to freezing. "

What's that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:24 AM (MINbv)

224 Lucky guy. I also did the PeeWee through college
thing but I didn't have the same luck with injuries which I am reminded
of continually.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (/tuJf)
==========================

Kicker, then?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:25 AM (lwiT4)

225 >>Mamaroneck High School.


In NY?

You must know where Walter's is!

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:25 AM (GvE75)

226 Re the painting, I do like the whiskey flask the cheerleader has at her feet. She's a wild one.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:25 AM (3myMJ)

227 Oh, that's sewing supplies. Darn.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (3myMJ)

228 None of you ever wore a skirt before?

Are you kidding? With these legs?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (IcT7t)

229 That young man would grow up to put carrots in his Chili.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (GvE75)

230 "That is considered flooding and not a covered risk. Damage from a burst pipe or exploding water heater would be covered."
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 10:13 AM (Z4z/q)


That's the problem. We thought we were covered for a burst pipe under a sink, with this expensive specialty vacant home policy, however, that doesn't appear to be the case.

Had the agent mentioned it, we would have bought additional insurance for just this eventuality.

The trust officer, having insured numerous vacant homes in the past, was under the impression that this policy did cover any damage like that. In fact, it was her fiduciary duty to insure the property for that risk while it was under her jurisdiction. We simply continued the same policy.

Nobody was trying to save money on the policy or arguing price.

A representative of the specialty insurance company said they don't even insure against undetected water leakage in Michigan (although they do in other states), so it's a question as to why the agent didn't use a different company or use the Michigan basic risk pool that does cover water leaks.

This particular specialty company (American Modern) does have a reputation for paying higher commissions than other companies.

Of course, in the mean time, we're fucked.

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (coYZ7)

231 >>Kicker, then?

Punted up through high school but mainly a linebacker and guard. Never got hurt punting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (/tuJf)

232 Bill Gates Firm Buys Arizona Land For $80 Million To Create 'Smart City'

Obviously he's never been to Phoenix.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (mcI77)

233 Football is a rough and violent sport. Always has been and always will be. Everyone who plays except that fact as part of the territory of playing that game.

For those who've never competed in football will never understand the exhilaration of the game.

Posted by: Soona at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (ZAAkQ)

234 Mamaroneck High School.

Posted by: Chris Cassone at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (wAf3/)

Moonpie High.

Posted by: BignJames at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (GiOiK)

235 pipes that burst due to freezing. "

What's that?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:24 AM (MINbv)

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Stupid that build run their lines thru exterior walls or unconditioned spaces.

Usually.


Or....are you poking fun at us cold cllimate dwellers??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:27 AM (8XRCm)

236 200 Someone noticed that she's rubbed her knee into his boyhood, is that what big sisters do?
_______________

Not in my experience. Although they will sometimes give you a sharp knee to the groin if you've ticked them off sufficiently.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 10:27 AM (BXf9o)

237 Kicker, then?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:25 AM (lwiT4)
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Sounds more like kickee.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 10:27 AM (UoSKV)

238 Rockwell had some really great winner scenes, hope CBD will find some and put 'em up.

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 10:27 AM (QC/4S)

239 .Number 6 on the accuser list.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 09:57 AM (+Dllb)



He groped Patrick McGoohan?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 10:27 AM (OE2ur)

240 She holds at his chest the Gom Jabbar.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

I think he wants her to HOLD his Gom Jabbar.

That's the High Handed Enemy right?

I've got your High Handed Enemy right here honey.

I denounce myself and will report to the luxurious Arizona Spa and Rehab Hospital.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:28 AM (hVoJQ)

241 Punted up through high school but mainly a linebacker and guard. Never got hurt punting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:26 AM (/tuJf)
============================

IIRC, he got more banged up playing baseball.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:28 AM (lwiT4)

242 Has anyone ever accused Lindsey Graham of sexual improprieties, because now would be a very good time to do so.

Posted by: Ever at November 13, 2017 10:28 AM (QZdJj)

243 He groped Patrick McGoohan?

In fairness, who hasn't?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 10:28 AM (QQ+il)

244 Gates trying to turn AZ blue. Fuck off nerd.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 10:28 AM (mcI77)

245 Rockwell had a thing for long torsos.

Posted by: Corona at November 13, 2017 10:28 AM (OqTGG)

246 Love this picture. In my humble opinion you can never go wrong with a Rockwell.

And I'll bet neither of these two would ever be disrespectful during the National anthem.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 10:28 AM (UoSKV)

247 dammit sock fail

Posted by: White Bouncy Ball at November 13, 2017 10:29 AM (QQ+il)

248
I was injured more wrestling than I was playing football.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:29 AM (8XRCm)

249 Has anyone ever accused Lindsey Graham of sexual improprieties, because now would be a very good time to do so.
==========

Any would-be accusers have been sent back to the sweatshops of Guatemala, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 10:29 AM (vg8iE)

250 He groped Patrick McGoohan?

Of course not he'd throw you out of a window.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 10:29 AM (rnAwa)

251 Circling round to the morning thread, wonder how many are aware that all (that's 100 percent) of post offices, bus routes, container shipping, and commercial airports are open in Puerto Rico?
Yet we were told it would take years...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:14 AM (MINbv)


========

Thank goodness. Maybe they will stay there, instead of tipping fragile red states blue.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 10:29 AM (/qEW2)

252 are you poking fun at us cold cllimate dwellers??"

I'd never do that...

As I sit out in 70 degree November temps.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:30 AM (MINbv)

253 That was my experience. Never hurt playing football, got hammered several times playing soccer.
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 13, 2017 10:20 AM (YV+SU)

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Rugby is a beastly game played my gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts- Bhana

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 13, 2017 10:30 AM (suO/a)

254 I was injured more wrestling than I was playing football.

==

are you talking about wrestling or.."wrestling"

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 10:30 AM (QC/4S)

255 And I'll bet neither of these two would ever be disrespectful during the National anthem.


Then they'd better not start playing it.

If he stands up right now he's going to have to adjust his cup.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 10:30 AM (gIRsn)

256 29 That looks like my mother in her youth, or Lucille Ball.

either or
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Mine, too. I hear they called her "Lucscious Lucia"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 10:30 AM (di1hb)

257 Has anyone ever accused Lindsey Graham of sexual improprieties

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Not publicly.

I asked him once to shave his nether regions privately tho.

Posted by: John McCain at November 13, 2017 10:31 AM (8XRCm)

258 Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (lwiT4)

What part of MORONS don't you understand grammie?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:31 AM (hVoJQ)

259 are you talking about wrestling or.."wrestling"
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 10:30 AM (QC/4S)

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why.... yes!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:31 AM (8XRCm)

260 Has anyone ever accused Lindsey Graham of sexual improprieties"

You mean the twenty something guy who "raised" his preteen sister?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:31 AM (MINbv)

261 214 None of you ever wore a skirt before?"

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never one that long...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 10:32 AM (PNcou)

262 Great pic, CBD. I really like the "slice of American life" moments that Rockwell was able to capture.

Incredible detail, good use of color, works well as a whole and also when you zoom in.

*sigh* I miss the old days and their wholesome innocence...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 10:32 AM (tRaq7)

263 About 87% of America's land mass can experience freezing pipes from time to time. That's because about 87% of America actually experiences seasons, of which there are four.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:32 AM (3myMJ)

264 I heard that Lindsay groped Pomeranians in front of the National Zoo

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2017 10:32 AM (5gaNQ)

265 >>why.... yes!!

Folding chair across the back or top rope slam?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (/tuJf)

266 >>never one that long...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 10:32 AM (PNcou)


See, and I always pictured Buzzsaw in a Summer Dress.

I guess you never really know anyone.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (GvE75)

267 Yeesh. The Horde's dirty minds are working overtime on this pic. Honestly, I don't see any sexual crap at all here. Of course our stupidly degenerate culture not only sexualizes everything, but it teaches folks to see that crap even where it ain't. Sad.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (AM1GF)

268 I had a pipe burst in my unfinished house when I was preoccupied with elder care, didn't discover it for a week. The odd thing was it became so humid inside, that the water vapor condensed on the ceiling all over the basement, and rained down all over the place. Like a little rain forest ... soaking everything, not just where the leak was spraying ... nothing real valuable, concrete floor ... but a pain.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (/aIFg)

269 What part of MORONS don't you understand grammie?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:31 AM (hVoJQ)
=================================

Good point. For a moment I forgot where I'm at. Sometimes it's hard to make the Sunday to Monday transition. I'll be more careful next time.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (lwiT4)

270 John McCain maybe outed and come under fire for having L. Graham's testicle sewn into his left jaw. Lyndsay wants it back before John dies.

Posted by: R. DUKE at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (O2LSH)

271 seasons, of which there are four."

Warm, warmer, hot, warm....

Yep. 4 seasons.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (MINbv)

272 Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
2017 the year it became embarrassing to be "white"...especially if from a "white, rural" region of US.
9:06 AM - Nov 10, 2017

Well, Joyce, I'm not embarrassed but you should be.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)

273 Posted by: IrishEi at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (HiDrR)

They do not cover damage from burst frozen pipes if you did not maintain a reasonable House temperature otherwise it would be covered.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 10:34 AM (Z4z/q)

274 seasons, of which there are four."

Warm, warmer, hot, warm....

Yep. 4 seasons.
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I've been trying to warn you people....

Posted by: Al G. at November 13, 2017 10:34 AM (vg8iE)

275 He's taking both knees - he's uber woke.

Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2017 10:35 AM (7HtZB)

276 242 Has anyone ever accused Lindsey Graham of sexual improprieties, because now would be a very good time to do so.
______________

I seem to recall a time, I think it was around 1975, when I was in South Carolina and Lindsey Graham groped me, told me he liked me, and told me he wanted to lick my privates. He also told me that if I told my mommy or anybody else, he'd kill us all. I remember he had blue eyes and scary big teeth, and he smelled bad.

Now I demand that Graham give up his senate seat, as he is clearly unfit to serve. Sure, I have no proof of my accusation, although if you give me a few minutes to make some phone calls to my relatives, I bet I could find a few who would be willing to tell you that I told them this story decades ago. But you must believe me, because that is the standard of proof now: accusations made, so long as they are serious, must be believed in the court of public opinion!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 10:35 AM (BXf9o)

277 Awesome painting, from a more civilized time.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 10:35 AM (aMlLZ)

278 272 Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
2017 the year it became embarrassing to be "white"...especially if from a "white, rural" region of US.
9:06 AM - Nov 10, 2017

Well, Joyce, I'm not embarrassed but you should be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)

This is the same ugly old bird who spent time trying to find the "joy" in ISIS

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2017 10:35 AM (5gaNQ)

279 I've got Season #4 out there right now. Ask me how happy I am about that. It's a long time till April.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:36 AM (lwiT4)

280 Kid's got a big hand.

Posted by: BignJames at November 13, 2017 10:36 AM (GiOiK)

281 hah. I lost 3,000 gallons due to a water heater popping a seam.

the water company kindly sent me a letter (yes a letter) telling me my water usage was a tad high.

Of course by then I'd discovered the leak (belatedly but before the water company tip) when the leak drowned the pilot light.

Maximum bummer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:36 AM (hVoJQ)

282 Folding chair across the back or top rope slam?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (/tuJf)

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heh....

Ive broken my nose and my hand wrestling, needed stitches, numerous sprains, and one cracked rib.

The only injury I really suffered with football was a propensity for shoulder stingers that eventually forced me to give it up in college.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:36 AM (8XRCm)

283 Holy crap. Democrat on Fox doing a debate on the Republican tax plan just said he has $500,000 worth of college loans.

What kind of simpleton would take out a half million dollars worth of college loans? How could you even spend that much?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:36 AM (/tuJf)

284 272 Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
2017 the year it became embarrassing to be "white"...especially if from a "white, rural" region of US.
9:06 AM - Nov 10, 2017

Well, Joyce, I'm not embarrassed but you should be.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)


I thought we were not suppose to judge people by their skin color.

I cannot keep up with these rules....

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2017 10:36 AM (Enq6K)

285 I seem to recall a time, I think it was around 1975, when I was in South Carolina and Lindsey Graham groped me, told me he liked me, and told me he wanted to lick my privates. He also told me that if I told my mommy or anybody else, he'd kill us all. I remember he had blue eyes and scary big teeth, and he smelled bad.
============

I don't see anything about clandestine phone calls on your bedroom extension. I think that claim alone would add a certain je ne sais quoi....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 10:37 AM (vg8iE)

286 283 Holy crap. Democrat on Fox doing a debate on the Republican tax plan just said he has $500,000 worth of college loans.

What kind of simpleton would take out a half million dollars worth of college loans? How could you even spend that much?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:36 AM (/tuJf)

Sounds like a lie

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2017 10:37 AM (5gaNQ)

287 I saw Mark Lindsay open for Pomeranian Carrot Chili at the Four Seasons in '88.

Posted by: Corona at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (OqTGG)

288 283 Holy crap. Democrat on Fox doing a debate on the Republican tax plan just said he has $500,000 worth of college loans.

What kind of simpleton would take out a half million dollars worth of college loans? How could you even spend that much?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:36 AM (/tuJf)

The answer to your question is contained in the first part of your comment.

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (Enq6K)

289 said he has $500,000 worth of college loans.
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Sucks to be you, MFer.

No one forced you to go that deeply into debt. Oh, and it's not my fucking problem. Figure it out.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (vg8iE)

290 >>Democrat on Fox doing a debate on the Republican tax plan just said he has $500,000 worth of college loans.


And he's mad at Republicans but not the people responsible.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (GvE75)

291 219
Notice his posture. He's stiff and his crotch area

is pulling away from her. She's leaning into him, and he's trying not

to make contact with her. Knees or anywhere else. It's in the trying

not to that he makes it clear what he's thinking.





Also, notice where his eyes are. Not on what she is doing with her hands.



Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (Pz4pT)
===========================

Oh
for the love of pete. She's sewing on his clothing. While he's wearing
it. Stiff posture? Did none of your mothers never sew a seam on your
clothes while you were in them? What - you did the Twist?




Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:23 AM (lwiT4)


Oh please...Prettiest Cheerleader in HS has her hand flat on his chest. She likes him. If she did not, no flat hand on chest just fingertips and nails. He is going nuts. Her hand prolly feels all soft and warm and soft and nice and her hand is on my chest, God she smells good please please look up at me, OMG I can feel her breath and the heat coming off her body her body heat don't take your hand away WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME!? Sorry did I shout that?
Then she smiles at him.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (ymnmz)

292 What kind of simpleton would take out a half million dollars worth of college loans? How could you even spend that much?
Posted by: JackStraw

And when these claims are made, no one asks them "Really, what the fuck were you majoring in?"

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (8ikIW)

293 Democrat on Fox doing a debate on the Republican tax plan just said he has $500,000 worth of college loans.

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Well.... thats on YOU buster.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (8XRCm)

294 We're having a lovely late fall here, usually it would be more harsh by now.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:39 AM (3myMJ)

295 292: and it could be he took 8-10 years to graduate? Lib asshole.

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2017 10:39 AM (5gaNQ)

296 One bar face mask?

Hell yeah, football hero!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 10:39 AM (jjaLl)

297 In answer to your question Grammy I have worn a kilt, does that count as a skirt?
I wasn't so much concern about modesty when sitting as swaggering when walking.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 13, 2017 10:39 AM (nBr1j)

298 Wow. You ever seen Joyce Carol Oates?

Holy crap, that poor girl.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:39 AM (GvE75)

299 Did none of your mothers never sew a seam on your
clothes while you were in them?

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Yes. She threw us in the dryer while we were in them when she was "mad" too.....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:39 AM (8XRCm)

300 >>And when these claims are made, no one asks them "Really, what the fuck were you majoring in?"

He's a Democrat "strategist"/ talking head. It's not like this guy was splitting atoms in college.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:40 AM (/tuJf)

301 That's over 100 grand a year. Where did he go to college? On Martha's Vineyard somewhere?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:40 AM (lwiT4)

302 >>Her hand prolly feels all soft and warm and soft and nice and her hand is on my chest, God she smells good please please look up at me, OMG I can feel her breath and the heat coming off her body her body heat don't take your hand away WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME

Nice James Joyce impression. Bravo!

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)

303 And when these claims are made, no one asks them "Really, what the fuck were you majoring in?"

Political science, evidently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 10:40 AM (tRaq7)

304 Gonna maybe touch 50 here, today...

too warm.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (GvE75)

305 October here wasmore like September. Unusual but welcome.

Posted by: Corona at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (OqTGG)

306 "That's over 100 grand a year. Where did he go to college? On Martha's Vineyard somewhere?"

Professional student we used to call them. Probably has not one but three useless degrees.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (3myMJ)

307 In answer to your question Grammy I have worn a kilt, does that count as a skirt?

I wasn't so much concern about modesty when sitting as swaggering when walking.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 13, 2017 10:39 AM (nBr1j)
========================

Well, the kilt is probably cut similar to my granddaughter's school uniform. But I think it's much too manly to qualify as a skirt.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (lwiT4)

308 Joe, were you apprehensive about swimming nude in front of your female Secret Service detail when you'd get out of the pool and have to display your more shrunken than usual manhood?

How did you cope with the pain and embarrassment? What balm did you use to sooth your hurt ego?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 13, 2017 10:18 AM (vg8iE)

LBJ used to force people to join him in the bathroom while he relieved himself. He was also quite proud of his 'manhood' and would whip it out at every opportunity. That kind of behavior is a dominance play. Not surprised Biden does it, too; rather, a variation of it.

Posted by: troyriser at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (my7fr)

309 He's the CEO...how is it NOT his call?
Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2017 10:10 AM (Enq6K)


Because he didn't take the job to make those decisions, he is a marketing guy with an MBA and had a career of being hired by drinking buddies and classmates because he could talk to bankers.

Swing more credit? He's present and ready. Moral decisions? He had an M. freaking B. A. He has lawyers to do that.

Posted by: Kindlto at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (2K6fY)

310 304 Gonna maybe touch 50 here, today...

too warm.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (GvE75)

I doubt even Harvey Weinstein will be touching that many.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 13, 2017 10:42 AM (nBr1j)

311 One bar face mask?

No bar. That's the chin strap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 10:42 AM (tRaq7)

312 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (ymnmz)

Homecoming dance unless it's already happened. Too early to be asking for a prom date.

Maybe a Christmas sleigh ride. All tucked up under a nice cozy blanket with some brandy. Yowza.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:42 AM (hVoJQ)

313 Kilt schmilt. Where's yer cod piece, man?!

Posted by: Corona at November 13, 2017 10:43 AM (OqTGG)

314 219
Oh for the love of pete. She's sewing on his clothing. While he's wearing it. Stiff posture? Did none of your mothers never sew a seam on your clothes while you were in them? What - you did the Twist?


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha


What? Were you never a hormone-intoxicated young man in the throes of getting the tender and undivided attention of the most desirable young lady in your peer group????

His blood pressure is dangerously high and his heart rate can not be measure with timepieces of the day. And he is feverishly praying he does nor says anything profoundly stupid that he will regret all his days.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 10:43 AM (di1hb)

315 I think those yellow circles in Rockwell's work are for the Saturday Evening Post covers. At least I remember a number of Rockwell covers that had those. I think it was form of branding for Rockwell and SEP

Posted by: Kindlto at November 13, 2017 10:43 AM (2K6fY)

316 too warm."

Well, when used in context with beer, sure. Otherwise, nah.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:43 AM (MINbv)

317 He's a Democrat "strategist"/ talking head. It's not like this guy was splitting atoms in college.

Posted by: JackStraw

Then it should be asked, "You think borrowing 500 grand to go to school was a good idea, and now you think we should listen to your opinion?"

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 10:43 AM (8ikIW)

318 Considering we're at 7,700 feet in the Rockies, a temperate fall so far. Cold clear nights for star watching, comfortable days for disc golf, fishing, hiking, hunting etc. Hunting seasons end in three days in this part of Colorado.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:44 AM (3myMJ)

319 266 >>never one that long...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 10:32 AM (PNcou)


See, and I always pictured Buzzsaw in a Summer Dress.

I guess you never really know anyone.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:33 AM (GvE75)

---

sometimes, but showing lots of thigh...

can't let those hours on the elliptical be for naught

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 10:44 AM (PNcou)

320 Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (3myMJ)

Bachelors, Graduate school, Masters, Doctorate.

All in Liberal Arts. English, Art History, or Womens' studies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:44 AM (hVoJQ)

321 Now that's what I call A.R.T.!

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2017 10:44 AM (uLuPn)

322 Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
2017 the year it became embarrassing to be "white"...especially if from a "white, rural" region of US.
9:06 AM - Nov 10, 2017

Well, Joyce, I'm not embarrassed but you should be.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)


========

Members of all races have done shameful things.
Is she saying that other races are too debased to feel shame?
Sounds pretty racist to me.

Oh, and she is a bozo for claiming to feel "shame by proxy" about people who have one attribute (complexion) that is similar to hers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 10:44 AM (/qEW2)

323 >>Democrat on Fox doing a debate on the Republican tax plan just said he has $500,000 worth of college loans.



Uh....I blame the college(s) he attended AND that guy himself for knowingly taking those loans.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (W+vEI)

324 One bar face mask?

No bar. That's the chin strap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 10:42 AM (tRaq7)

Wonder how many heads were busted before someone thought helmets might be a good idea?

Posted by: BignJames at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (GiOiK)

325 LBJ pissed with both hands on his hips. He used JFKs' skull as a urinal.

Posted by: Corona at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (OqTGG)

326 http://tinyurl.com/ybshhlav

Check out this ugly bastard. Frilled shark my ass, that is a flesh and blood nightmare.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (/tuJf)

327 Then it should be asked, "You think borrowing 500 grand to go to school
was a good idea, and now you think we should listen to your opinion?"
==============================


Can you get a mortgage carrying that much debt?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (lwiT4)

328 he has $500,000 worth of college loans.

-
Moonbatology don't come cheap. You've got classes like bald face lying, sticking it to the man, transgender fantasies. And the labs are killer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (Nwg0u)

329 >> Hunting seasons end in three days in this part of Colorado.


2 more weeks, up here...but a guy can't very well kill an elk (and expect to get all of it out, when it's 50.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:46 AM (GvE75)

330
Oh, and she is a bozo for claiming to feel
"shame by proxy" about people who have one attribute (complexion) that
is similar to hers.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 10:44 AM (/qEW2)


I've tried to read her books. I can understand her misery and humiliation and justifiable fear of rejection.

Posted by: Kindlto at November 13, 2017 10:46 AM (2K6fY)

331 comfortable days for disc golf"

PULL!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (MINbv)

332 Posted by: Corona at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (OqTGG)

Wouldn't that leak?

I denounce myself again for debasing a liberal Icon.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (hVoJQ)

333 I hope Moore wins just so he can stand on the floor of the Senate and defame Jeff Bezos for the record, just as Reid did.

Posted by: Ever at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (QZdJj)

334 314
219

Oh for the love of pete. She's sewing on his clothing. While he's
wearing it. Stiff posture? Did none of your mothers never sew a seam on
your clothes while you were in them? What - you did the Twist?





Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha



What? Were you never a hormone-intoxicated young man in the throes
of getting the tender and undivided attention of the most desirable
young lady in your peer group????



His blood pressure is dangerously high and his heart rate can not be
measure with timepieces of the day. And he is feverishly praying he
does nor says anything profoundly stupid that he will regret all his
days.



Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 10:43 AM (di1hb)

Correct. Even if nothing else ever happens, the kid will remember that moment for the rest of his life.


I can't speak for the girl though. Ladies, what is the girl thinking about?



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (ymnmz)

335 >>comfortable days for disc golf"


I didn't know Mortal was a Hippie.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (GvE75)

336 And the labs are killer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Black Labs Matter

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 10:48 AM (8ikIW)

337 324 One bar face mask?

No bar. That's the chin strap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 10:42 AM (tRaq7)

Wonder how many heads were busted before someone thought helmets might be a good idea?
Posted by: BignJames at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (GiOiK)

Whut?

Posted by: Rugby Player at November 13, 2017 10:48 AM (NgKpN)

338 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 10:44 AM (hVoJQ)

And gets to put PH.d on his card!

Old guys in Texas used to say, "That boy went to college one year too many."

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:48 AM (3myMJ)

339 326 http://tinyurl.com/ybshhlav

Check out this ugly bastard. Frilled shark my ass, that is a flesh and blood nightmare.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:45 AM (/tuJf)

Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

340 And he is feverishly praying he does nor says anything profoundly stupid that he will regret all his days.


Spoiler: he's going to.

Or he's not going to say the thing that he's thought of that's perfect and he'll regret not saying it all the rest of his days.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 10:49 AM (gIRsn)

341 333 oops. Meant Reid defamed others using the cloak of the Senate, not that he defamed Bezos.

Posted by: Ever at November 13, 2017 10:50 AM (QZdJj)

342 I can't speak for the girl though. Ladies, what is the girl thinking about?
----------------------------------


Making sure that the stitches are even and blend well into the color of the letter. She's hoping that no one will even know that it was repaired. This requires a steady hand, which she has. She is not thinking of anything else but making sure her repair is not noticeable.






Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:50 AM (lwiT4)

343 324 One bar face mask?

No bar. That's the chin strap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 10:42 AM (tRaq7)

Wonder how many heads were busted before someone thought helmets might be a good idea?
Posted by: BignJames


Dad played football pre-WW II in college. Lost most of his front teeth and his nose, well, it was a tad off-center.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 10:50 AM (di1hb)

344
I didn't know Mortal was a Hippie.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (GvE75)

They drive me crazy back there. "Back there" being the disc golf course right across the river behind the house. Three hippies and their dogs, takes them 10 minutes to play a hole. I can play 4 holes in 10 minutes. Fortunately they don't come around much during the week.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:50 AM (3myMJ)

345 No bar. That's the chin strap.



Holy shit, you're right....

Football Superhero!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 10:51 AM (jjaLl)

346 And he is feverishly praying he does nor says anything profoundly stupid that he will regret all his days.

------


Cute Cheerleader: "Sit still. I wouldnt want to poke you."

Clumsy Boy: "Oh Susy.... I wouldn't mind that all".


**akward silence**

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)

347 Moral decisions? He had an M. freaking B. A. He has lawyers to do that.

I posit to you that leaving moral decisions to lawyers is the equivalent of letting a fox design security for a henhouse.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 13, 2017 10:52 AM (AM1GF)

348 It is either half time or after the game since he is banged up already. The repair could wait if it was after the game so half time.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 10:53 AM (Z4z/q)

349 I can't speak for the girl though. Ladies, what is the girl thinking about?



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (ymnmz)

Chad.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 10:53 AM (NWiLs)

350 And it's an increasingly open question whether all this gear actually helps or contributes to even greater injuries.

I'm sure Under Armour and Schutt would argue that it does not.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 13, 2017 10:54 AM (O7MnT)

351 Re this Roy Moore thing. The thing is, I was around as an adult back in the 1970s, and the fact is times were different then. It was not uncommon back then to see guys in their 20s, even up into their early 30s, dating teenage girls. The rule of thumb was that they (the girls) be street legal, agewise. Aside from that, it was game on. What the age of consent was in Alabama back then I don't know. Today it's 16 (here in Texas, it's 17).

Point is, times change. This supposedly happened (if it happened; I am by no means convinced, given that this guy has been involved in AL politics for decades, yet this story is only now coming to light; I smell a MFM/fake news rat) upwards of 40 years ago, two generations. We look upon this sort of thing as skeezy now, but back then it was not that unusual.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at November 13, 2017 10:54 AM (Or7KF)

352 I can't speak for the girl though. Ladies, what is the girl thinking about?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (ymnmz)

Chad."

Brad.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:54 AM (MINbv)

353 79 Q: What's a thimble?

A: Ith whath on a thet of drumth.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 13, 2017 09:44 AM (tVWQB

What's. A myth?

And effeminate moth.

Morning.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 10:54 AM (VezBU)

354 Moonbat Sen. Elizabeth Warren: GOP Tax Cuts "Cruel, Vicious, And Un-American"

Yeah, letting people keep the money they earn instead of giving it to thieves like you is un-American.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:54 AM (Nwg0u)

355 Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)

Clumsy boy: If you get any closer I am afraid I am going to poke you.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 10:54 AM (Z4z/q)

356 Oh please...Prettiest Cheerleader in HS has her hand flat on his chest. She likes him. If she did not, no flat hand on chest just fingertips and nails. He is going nuts. Her hand prolly feels all soft and warm and soft and nice and her hand is on my chest, God she smells good please please look up at me, OMG I can feel her breath and the heat coming off her body her body heat don't take your hand away WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME!? Sorry did I shout that?
Then she smiles at him.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:38 AM (ymnmz)


Making sure that the stitches are even and blend well into the color of the letter. She's hoping that no one will even know that it was repaired. This requires a steady hand, which she has. She is not thinking of anything else but making sure her repair is not noticeable.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:50 AM (lwiT4)



And there you have it. The perfect example of men from mars/women from Venus thing. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 10:55 AM (aMlLZ)

357 346
And he is feverishly praying he does nor says anything profoundly stupid that he will regret all his days.



------





Cute Cheerleader: "Sit still. I wouldnt want to poke you."



Clumsy Boy: "Oh Susy.... I wouldn't mind that all".





**akward silence**

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)

Thread winner

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:55 AM (ymnmz)

358 It was not uncommon back then to see guys in their 20s, even up into their early 30s, dating teenage girls"

Jerry Seinfeld says "hey..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:55 AM (MINbv)

359 Moonbat Sen. Elizabeth Warren: GOP Tax Cuts "Cruel, Vicious, And Un-American"

Un-Commie, I think she means.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:55 AM (3myMJ)

360 He's thinking how he'd like to ask her out, but doesn't stand a chance because, he thinks, she is out of his league. So he dates and takes to the prom another girl who, 2 days after prom, dumps him. 3 years later he finds out the cheerleader wanted to go out with him back then...

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 10:56 AM (8ikIW)

361 It was not uncommon back then to see guys in their 20s, even up into their early 30s, dating teenage girls

Notice that Moore isn't making that defense. He says it didn't happen.

Never give an inch when dealing with the left.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 10:56 AM (QQ+il)

362 >>Making sure that the stitches are even and blend well into the color of the letter. She's hoping that no one will even know that it was repaired. This requires a steady hand, which she has. She is not thinking of anything else but making sure her repair is not noticeable.

She's a ginger. She's plotting to steal his soul and leave him a broken shell. It's what gingers do.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 10:56 AM (/tuJf)

363 348 It is either half time or after the game since he is banged up already. The repair could wait if it was after the game so half time.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol


No grass or dirt on his uniform. He walked into an open locker door before the game, cut his face, and snagged his jersey on it.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 10:57 AM (di1hb)

364 60 I don't think they're siblings. He's definitely unnerved by being this close to a really cute and maybe loose girl.

That's racist against cheerleaders, that is.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 13, 2017 10:57 AM (sGtp+)

365 349 I can't speak for the girl though. Ladies, what is the girl thinking about?

----

Down with the patriarchy

Posted by: cheerleader at November 13, 2017 10:57 AM (PNcou)

366 Good morning all!

Very nice picture. I was just wondering how many Morons and 'ettes are prepared to make repairs like that -- and keep a pocket or purse mending kit. Looks like brother and sister, coloring and shape of nose. Since I just threw out a bagfull of 'mending basket' clothing, I realize that even though I know how to sew, I'm not willing to do it because anything I attempt is going to take longer than the item is worth.

Times change.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 10:57 AM (MIKMs)

367 Time for GAINZZ, and the trek to Murdocks Ranch Supply and other shopping destinations. Later.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:57 AM (3myMJ)

368 Moonbat Sen. Elizabeth Warren: GOP Tax Cuts "Cruel, Vicious, And Un-American"

Of course it is. After all, everything belongs to her (Le Etat, c'est moi)...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:57 AM (MINbv)

369 Oh please...Prettiest Cheerleader in HS has her hand flat on his chest. She likes him. If she did not, no flat hand on chest just fingertips and nails.


That really is it in a nutshell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (gIRsn)

370
First Baptist Church Pastor Frank Pomeroy of Sutherland Springs,
Texas, preached a message of forgiveness and said at the first Sunday
service following last weekend's mass slaughter that the victims are
with Jesus Christ.
"I knew everybody who gave their life that day.
Some of them were my best friends. And my daughter," Pomeroy said
during Sunday's emotional service, referring to the 26 victims,
including his 14year-old daughter, Anabelle.The pastor preached a message of forgiveness, as the small town
community attempts to pull itself together after the worst mass shooting
in the state's history.
"We have the freedom to proclaim Christ.
Folks, we have the freedom to choose, and rather than choose darkness as
one young man did that day, I say we choose life," the pastor said.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (lwiT4)

371 >>Democrat on Fox doing a debate on the Republican tax plan just said he has $500,000 worth of college loans.


If that college taught him how to hang drywall and lay carpeting, we could put a big dent in that debt.

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (coYZ7)

372 Thread winner
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:55 AM (ymnmz)

----

Yeah.


I had to have my Mom pin a corsage on my dates strapless gown once because no fricking way in heck the 16 year old me was gonna gracefully pull that one off.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (8XRCm)

373 362...
She's a ginger. She's plotting to steal his soul and leave him a broken shell. It's what gingers do.
Posted by: JackStraw


They're both tracer-heads. How does that math work out?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (di1hb)

374 Ladies, what is the girl thinking about?


Yes. Brad. Liberty Mutual my ass.

Posted by: Corona at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (OqTGG)

375 For any of you on the fence about the Moore accusations:

Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez
JUST IN: Attorney Gloria Allred to hold press conference today in New York with new accuser of former Alabama Judge Roy Moore
8:26 AM - Nov 13, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (Nwg0u)

376 Toxic Masculinity

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (BoMuO)

377 360 He's thinking how he'd like to ask her out, but doesn't stand a chance because, he thinks, she is out of his league. So he dates and takes to the prom another girl who, 2 days after prom, dumps him. 3 years later he finds out the cheerleader wanted to go out with him back then...

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 10:56 AM (8ikIW)

---

i didn't know you were a cheerleader

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (PNcou)

378 362 She's a ginger. She's plotting to steal his soul and leave him a broken shell. It's what gingers do.

I'm pretty sure she already has it squirrelled away. I doubt this is their first encounter.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (sGtp+)

379 343 324 One bar face mask?

No bar. That's the chin strap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 10:42 AM (tRaq7)

Wonder how many heads were busted before someone thought helmets might be a good idea?
Posted by: BignJames

Dad played football pre-WW II in college. Lost most of his front teeth and his nose, well, it was a tad off-center.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 10:50 AM (di1hb)

Luxury!

http://tinyurl.com/y8rwkmqx

Posted by: Jacques Plante at November 13, 2017 10:59 AM (7HtZB)

380 Anyone note that the pair of redheads in the Rockwell will be spawning yet more redheads? This painting is terribly threatening.

*

Good morning, what's left of it.

*

Not that up on my poets. I thought Joyce wrote the poem not as lovely as a tree. I guess I was confusing Joyce Carol Oates with Joyce Kilmer. Or Walt Whitman. Mmmm. Whitman Sampler....

*

Randomly: Kilmer tree poem used in Jarlsberg's Johnny Optimism cartoon today.
http://bit.ly/JOpt-Tree

*

C'mon. Willow me, chimp. I dare you!

Posted by: mindful webworker's burst of blurts at November 13, 2017 10:59 AM (2E/Tt)

381 sorry for the bad formating. I blame Norman Rockwell.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:59 AM (lwiT4)

382 I think she is his sister - getting him to play sewing dummy. The letter sweater he is wearing is too small for him and is identical to the one she is wearing.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 10:59 AM (K4dE9)

383 Gloria Allred to hold press conference today "

Well, that seals it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:59 AM (MINbv)

384 Wasn't 14 the age of consent (and marriage for that matter) in Alabama until about 2000?

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2017 10:59 AM (5gaNQ)

385 And there you have it. The perfect example of men from mars/women from Venus thing.used to be able to mend straight. Been a while.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2017 11:00 AM (H5rtT)

386 I can't speak for the girl though. Ladies, what is the girl thinking about?



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 10:47 AM (ymnmz)

making nice clean invisible stitches on his letter.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:00 AM (Zmz55)

387
Making sure that the stitches are even and blend well into the color
of the letter. She's hoping that no one will even know that it was
repaired. This requires a steady hand, which she has. She is not
thinking of anything else but making sure her repair is not noticeable.




Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:50 AM (lwiT4)




And there you have it. The perfect example of men from mars/women from Venus thing. lol
---

My favorite Far Side cartoon is a split box; on side has a boy in bed obsessing over a girl. The other side has a girl in bed thinking "I like vanilla."

Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 11:00 AM (aT+Bx)

388 That seems sane.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 13, 2017 09:29 AM (C38UF)

Keurigs are insane, anyway. An exceedingly expensive way to make coffee. No true conservative should own one. Environmentally unsound, too, considering the vast quantity of paper/foil waste generated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 11:00 AM (oPNmq)

389 382: Those are her cheerleading cleats too?

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2017 11:00 AM (5gaNQ)

390 making nice clean invisible stitches on his letter.
Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:00 AM (Zmz55)

----

*snort*


SEE!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)

391 >>They're both tracer-heads. How does that math work out?

Male gingers are mostly benign. They are useful to the lesser of the female ginger organisms for breeding, reinvigorate the evil as it were, but they are then quickly eaten by the female.

It's the female ones you have to watch out for.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:01 AM (/tuJf)

392 JJ Watt raised 37 million for Hurricane Harvey relief. So who does GQ Magazine name their "Citizen of the Year"?

Colon Krapernick, that's who

Won't link to GQ's story of "The Man Who Started a Movement"

Yeh, a bowel movement

Since GQ's readers are urban beta males, they won't suffer any loss of subscribers for this.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2017 11:01 AM (eh0Va)

393
I guess I was confusing Joyce Carol Oates with Joyce Kilmer. Or Walt Whitman. Mmmm. Whitman Sampler....

...Junior Samples

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2017 11:01 AM (IqV8l)

394 making nice clean invisible stitches on his letter.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:00 AM (Zmz55)
=============================

THANK YOU !!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:01 AM (lwiT4)

395 >>Check out this ugly bastard. Frilled shark my ass, that is a flesh and blood nightmare.


YIKES

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:01 AM (W+vEI)

396 345 No bar. That's the chin strap.



Holy shit, you're right....

Football Superhero!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 13, 2017 10:51 AM (jjaLl)

Actually... you will note that Rugby players don't seem to have the same prevailing brain problems...

Its like boxing... the where the gloves actually allow you to hit HARDER... without destroying your hands...

Helmets and pads allowed football players to hit harder, without hurting themselves.. which, while it made a good show to watch, is detrimental to all the players.

I know many older Rugby players who are Doctors and Lawyers... and who have been playing for decades...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 13, 2017 11:02 AM (NgKpN)

397
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at

November 13, 2017 10:54 AM (Or7KF)


My first wife or current wife take your pick is 13 years my junior. her comment is "I was mature, and he wasnt (isnt).

We laugh. 'When I graduated high school i could have read Dr. Zeuss to you." Blah blah. You get the point. When I graduated college and moved to my hometown for awhile my youngest sisters (10 years younger) friends came on to me in a big way. I dodged but gees some were relentless and cornered me in the garage sometimes.Older guy I guess. We need to have moral guidelines but chicks...wow sometimes....just wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:02 AM (VezBU)

398 Gloria Allred to hold press conference today "

Well, that seals it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse...


Yep. It's bollocks.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 13, 2017 11:02 AM (AM1GF)

399 fixerupper, well she never read aces, so doesn't understand how demented guys are. Yet.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:02 AM (Zmz55)

400 Environmentally unsound, too, considering the vast quantity of paper/foil waste generated."

Thus the quandary...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:02 AM (MINbv)

401 When people make the allusion in the Moore matter to it being Akin they don't seem to understand that Akin did nothing wrong and also that what he said was backed up by real studies and attacked by those citing "studies" which had all the scientific validity of those cited as proving "global warming" is a catastrophe.

Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 11:02 AM (zOpu5)

402 The guy who made the movie saying that the Simpsons character Apu is a racist stereotype would like a word with you:

Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu
To all the people who are calling my #TheProblemWithApu documentary "Politically Correct" and calling me a SJW: NO ONE IS MAKING YOU WATCH IT, YOU SNOWFLAKES. YOU CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING WITHOUT TROLL SNOWFLAKES CRYING ABOUT IT. THIS IS AMERICA, YOU DON'T LIKE HOW IT WORKS...GET OUT!
4:53 PM - Nov 12, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:03 AM (Nwg0u)

403 JUST IN: Attorney Gloria Allred to hold press conference today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (Nwg0u)


Allred? Well, now we know for sure that's all a sham and purely a political hit job.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 13, 2017 11:03 AM (uiwCw)

404 ...Junior Samples"

BR549!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:03 AM (MINbv)

405 Gloria Allred to hold press conference today "

Well, that seals it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 10:59 AM (MINbv)


Now that's a seahag who earned her place as Lord Humungus's new hood ornament.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:04 AM (aMlLZ)

406 382
I think she is his sister - getting him to play sewing dummy. The letter
sweater he is wearing is too small for him and is identical to the one
she is wearing.

Good notice on the size of the sweater, I chalked it up to me not knowing about what they wore for jerseys back then.

However, I disagree. No girl is going to put a letter sweater on her seemly brother and stretch it out over his pads.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 11:04 AM (ymnmz)

407 I just noticed. The picture is overlapping the Sonobi!

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 11:04 AM (K4dE9)

408 It's the female ones you have to watch out for.

I do. Especially on the Thursday ONTs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 13, 2017 11:04 AM (IcT7t)

409 >>>>For any of you on the fence about the Moore accusations:



Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez

JUST IN: Attorney Gloria Allred to hold press conference today in New York with new accuser of former Alabama Judge Roy Moore

8:26 AM - Nov 13, 2017
.
.
.Now I know it is fake.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 11:04 AM (+Dllb)

410
Male gingers are mostly benign. They are useful to the lesser of the female ginger organisms for breeding, reinvigorate the evil as it were, but they are then quickly eaten by the female.

It's the female ones you have to watch out for.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:01 AM (/tuJf)

That funny but true. Do not look them in the eyes. You will be their slave.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:04 AM (VezBU)

411 407 I just noticed."

Then you said it...

*sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:05 AM (MINbv)

412 so a coworker DA in Moore's office states they all knew Moore's' propensity' for highschool girls yet no One did anything or stated anything Before now?

wth?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:05 AM (Zmz55)

413 "empty sentimentality? Geezus bandersnatch get a life.

Posted by: Deacon Blues at November 13, 2017 11:05 AM (dZGNV)

414 was gonna gracefully pull that one off.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (8XRCm)

Actually, you probably would've.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 11:05 AM (hVoJQ)

415 so allred again?

is she on speed dial now ?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:06 AM (Zmz55)

416 We have apparently outsourced our moral compass to teenage girls. Bill Clinton was all dreamy and cool so okay whatever. But a southern guy hitting on teenagers is like totally gross!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 13, 2017 11:06 AM (W/SyC)

417 It was always fake. If 14 was the age for consent and marriage, and it was, there was no "child molestation" happening even if it was true. Wapo should have made her 10 if they wanted it to stick

Posted by: CN at November 13, 2017 11:06 AM (5gaNQ)

418 The "robber" at the Mall of America who accidentally stabbed two people?

Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman.

Posted by: Bitch McTurtle (Cocksucker, KY) at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (398bZ)

419 375 For any of you on the fence about the Moore accusations:

Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez
JUST IN: Attorney Gloria Allred to hold press conference today in New York with new accuser of former Alabama Judge Roy Moore
8:26 AM - Nov 13, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 10:58 AM (Nwg0u)

Ah, Gloria Allred, two-legged negative indicator. Moore is in the clear now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (RD7QR)

420 402 The guy who made the movie saying that the Simpsons character Apu is a racist stereotype would like a word with you:

Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu
To all the people who are calling my #TheProblemWithApu documentary "Politically Correct" and calling me a SJW: NO ONE IS MAKING YOU WATCH IT, YOU SNOWFLAKES. YOU CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING WITHOUT TROLL SNOWFLAKES CRYING ABOUT IT. THIS IS AMERICA, YOU DON'T LIKE HOW IT WORKS...GET OUT!
4:53 PM - Nov 12, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:03 AM (Nwg0u)

And no one is making him watch "The Simpsons" either.

To be fair, no one has watched The Simpsons for the better part of this century.

Posted by: Jacques Plante at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (7HtZB)

421 omg... it's the invasion of the dutchmen at the office today.

Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (zRZaJ)

422 >>>>so allred again?



is she on speed dial now ?
.
.
.And she never filed a single Civil Suit against Trump with the four women she represented and held press conferences with who claimed he molested them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (+Dllb)

423 The other side has a girl in bed thinking "I like vanilla."

===

I remember that one. True to life.

Posted by: Corona at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (OqTGG)

424 Socking. How do it work?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (398bZ)

425 Actually... you will note that Rugby players don't seem to have the same prevailing brain problems...


The consumption of all of that alcohol helps protect the brain.

Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (7n4KQ)

426 382,
"I think she is his sister - getting him to play sewing dummy. The letter
sweater he is wearing is too small for him and is identical to the one
she is wearing.
Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 10:59 AM (K4dE9)"


This.

Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (zOpu5)

427 Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:05 AM (Zmz55)

Interestingly, they're touting her as being his contemporary.

yet she started in '82 while he ended his time there in '82.

So were they contemporaries?

Not only that, her "testimony" is suspect due to here being female, most likely a Democrat and otherwise liberal and looking for some face time on TV.

Besides, dating younger girls does not mean sexually molesting them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (hVoJQ)

428 By the way I was 41 when i married my 27 year old Heidi. its not like i was pervert or anything.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (VezBU)

429 We need to have moral guidelines but chicks...wow sometimes....just wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:02 AM (VezBU)


Been saying that for years. In my world I have seen chicks pull stunts that would have put men in prison.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (aMlLZ)

430 Wapo should have made her 10 if they wanted it to stick
---

We told WaPo to make it 8, just to be safe!

Posted by: Fusion GPS at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (aT+Bx)

431 Ok maybe i was a pervert but not a child molester.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (VezBU)

432 They say NFL has an epidemic of brain injuries . I have no doubt that some have but it is not as prevalent as they make it to be IMHO. It is being used as an excuse for every detrimental issue a player has. Suicide. Brain injury. Murderer. Brain injury. Bad behavior. Brain injury. Not too bright. Brain injury.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (Z4z/q)

433 so a coworker DA in Moore's office states they all knew Moore's' propensity' for highschool girls yet no One did anything or stated anything Before now?

wth?
Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:05 AM (Zmz55)

-------

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Alright alright alright...

Posted by: Judge "Dazed N Confused" Moore at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (8XRCm)

434 so a coworker DA in Moore's office states they all
knew Moore's' propensity' for highschool girls yet no One did anything
or stated anything Before now?



wth?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:05 AM (Zmz55)
=============================

I'm not saying that people don't do stupid things sometimes. But if all these stupid things were done by Moore, why didn't we hear a whisper of it when he was involved in other controversial situations? That Ten Commandments thing was pretty big. To me, that would have been the prime opportunity to come out with sexual allegations. "Weirdo Christian Hypocrite is a Child Molester!" etc. Why would someone hold back that information then?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (lwiT4)

435 416 We have apparently outsourced our moral compass to teenage girls. Bill Clinton was all dreamy and cool so okay whatever. But a southern guy hitting on teenagers is like totally gross!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 13, 2017 11:06 AM (W/SyC)

Yup... Bill Clinton Raping someone is somehow OK...

Judge Roy asking a girl out on a date... STONE HIM!

Note, the original accusers said she took phone calls in her bedroom.... her Mom says she didn't have a phone in her room at 14....

Posted by: Don Q. at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (NgKpN)

436 the year it became embarrassing to be "white"...especially if from a "white, rural" region of US."

Embarrassing for people that accept the bigoted dogma pushed by leftist hacks maybe. Most rural people are made of stiffer stuff ... and will accept others as individuals, not as some fake NY Slimes caricature.

Those individuals that push the "white hate" bigotry and racism SHOULD be ashamed, but of course don't realize they are in "the borg" ... in "the matrix". All outsiders scare them, as they've been carefully taught to be haters.

(South Pacific clip ... "you've got to be taught, before it's too late, before you are six, or seven or eight" that was 1958, the left mastered it for pushing PC on kids now)
youtube.com/watch?v=OAZ8yOFFbAclist=RDOAZ8yOFFbAc

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (/aIFg)

437 When people make the allusion in the Moore matter to it being Akin they don't seem to understand that Akin did nothing wrong and also that what he said was backed up by real studies and attacked by those citing "studies" which had all the scientific validity of those cited as proving "global warming" is a catastrophe.
Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 11:02 AM (zOpu5)

Akin's claim was that women who are raped do not get pregnant due to physiological changes that occur under the stress of sexual assault. This is untrue. Women who are raped sometimes do get pregnant as a result. It also implies women who do get pregnant as the result of rape must have somehow liked it on some level.

Akin was a Democratic crossover primary pick for the GOP nomination for the simple reason he was the worst in the field during the primaries and rated by McCaskill's campaign team as the easiest to beat during the general. They were right.

Posted by: troyriser at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (my7fr)

438 Been saying that for years. In my world I have seen chicks pull stunts that would have put men in prison.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (aMlLZ)

HAVE put men in prison.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 11:10 AM (hVoJQ)

439 The "robber" at the Mall of America who accidentally stabbed two people?

Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman.

-
Well, that's a hell of a coincidence!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:10 AM (Nwg0u)

440 It's not a sweater, she's sewing him into his chrysalis. He will emerge as her drone and assist in her soul search and theft.

It's embarrassing how little some of you know about gingers.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:10 AM (/tuJf)

441 432 They say NFL has an epidemic of brain injuries . I have no doubt that some have but it is not as prevalent as they make it to be IMHO. It is being used as an excuse for every detrimental issue a player has. Suicide. Brain injury. Murderer. Brain injury. Bad behavior. Brain injury. Not too bright. Brain injury.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (Z4z/q)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 13, 2017 11:11 AM (7HtZB)

442 ..... some were relentless and cornered me in the garage sometimes.Older guy I guess. We need to have moral guidelines but chicks...wow sometimes....just wow....

==

they sound like they have potential, talent even

Posted by: Hollywood at November 13, 2017 11:11 AM (QC/4S)

443 We have apparently outsourced our moral compass to teenage girls.
=====

Three of my kidlets were girls. I don't even want to remember those years. They were living in an alternate reality. Have a lovely stepgranddaughter who has somehow bought another alternate reality. Maaaaan, I served my time with my own kidlets; having a grandkid doing the same is not helping my temper.

Hormonally-challenged young people should not be directing policy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 11:11 AM (MIKMs)

444 Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman.

Posted by: Bitch McTurtle (Cocksucker, KY) at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (398bZ)



Didn't he write the Necronomicon?

Posted by: Randy at November 13, 2017 11:12 AM (FBLQf)

445
As he's getting his uniform tended to a young Al Bundy thinks maybe I should ask this Peggy Wanker to marry me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:12 AM (493sH)

446 440 It's not a sweater, she's sewing him into his chrysalis. He will emerge as her drone and assist in her soul search and theft.

It's embarrassing how little some of you know about gingers.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:10 AM (/tuJf)

You seem to know a lot Jack. How did you escape?

....or DID you.

*sideways look*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:12 AM (VezBU)

447 >>I'm not saying that people don't do stupid things sometimes. But if all these stupid things were done by Moore, why didn't we hear a whisper of it when he was involved in other controversial situations? Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (lwiT4)

Because it wasn't of national political consequence at the time. As long as he was a rube among the rubes, the Left was content to leave him alone in AL. Put a Senate seat on the line in a split nation with a split Senate, though...

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)

448 Been saying that for years. In my world I have seen chicks pull stunts that would have put men in prison.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:08 AM (aMlLZ)

HAVE put men in prison.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 11:10 AM (hVoJQ)


Yup.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (aMlLZ)

449 They say NFL has an epidemic of brain injuries

-
Worse than Donks in congress?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (Nwg0u)

450 What is the correct temperature for this planet?

What is the correct age differential for couples?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (H5rtT)

451
sock
b
gone

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (8XRCm)

452 My daughter's school's email subject headline.
Fwd: [Bexar-Necessities] FREE Human Trafficking Training for Families.

smh

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (suO/a)

453 I wonder if Moore was the inspiration for the line in "Dazed and Confused" (by the Matthew McConaughey character) -- "High school girls -- I get older, they stay the same age."

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (dZ756)

454 >>You seem to know a lot Jack. How did you escape?

I was a familiar. I assisted gingers in exchange for certain favors.

I got better.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:14 AM (/tuJf)

455 452 My daughter's school's email subject headline.
Fwd: [Bexar-Necessities] FREE Human Trafficking Training for Families.

smh
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (suO/a)

New fundraiser?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2017 11:14 AM (NWiLs)

456 My daughter's school's email subject headline.
Fwd: [Bexar-Necessities] FREE Human Trafficking Training for Families.

smh
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (suO/a)\

The Military has a GMT about that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 13, 2017 11:14 AM (5y11N)

457 grammie, either they thought his behavior was egregious at the time or not.

You'd think if it was a srs deal a complaint would have been forwarded to someone up the food chain?

anyway, i really am having a hard time with this. So none cared then but do now?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:15 AM (Zmz55)

458 "Note, the original accusers said she took phone
calls in her bedroom.... her Mom says she didn't have a phone in her
room at 14....
Posted by: Don Q.

But if some Dem was scripting it for her, "phone in the bedroom" would be a nice salacious touch, almost "Weineresque".

Other rumors are she has accused others of similar things. She's had a lot of issues in her life ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 11:15 AM (/aIFg)

459 The "robber" at the Mall of America who accidentally stabbed two people?

Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman.

Posted by: Bitch McTurtle (Cocksucker, KY) at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (398bZ)



Those damn Amish again!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:15 AM (493sH)

460 >>I was a familiar. I assisted gingers in exchange for certain favors. I got better. Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:14 AM (/tuJf)

Cover story.

Posted by: Zod at November 13, 2017 11:15 AM (Bdeb0)

461 My, my, my, just look at those two. I can smell the mayonnaise from all the way over here.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Oates at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (/qEW2)

462 Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman.

Posted by: Bitch McTurtle (Cocksucker, KY) at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (398bZ)

See comment #125 this thread. Read the news accounts and see what you think.

*Back to the weights and chin bar*

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (3myMJ)

463 445
As he's getting his uniform tended to a young Al Bundy thinks maybe I should ask this Peggy Wanker to marry me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:12 AM (493sH)

And thinking...

'She's hot... but why an N for Polk High???'

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (NgKpN)

464 I'd like to feel her pom-poms.

Posted by: GHW Bush at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (mcI77)

465 Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman.

Posted by: Bitch McTurtle (Cocksucker, KY) at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (398bZ)

Dammit, that's comment #215.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (3myMJ)

466 My daughter's school's email subject headline.
Fwd: [Bexar-Necessities] FREE Human Trafficking Training for Families.

smh
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 13, 2017 11:13 AM (suO/a)\

I guess you live in Bexar county like I do.

Posted by: stace at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (6HFDU)

467 The NFL brain injury thing reminds me of the early days of CT and MRI. All sorts of things were being diagnosed as "pathology" until medicine caught up with the imaging technology as to conclude that there were more variations and non-pathologic anomalies in the human body than they previously appreciated. Only now they were seeing many (harmless) details they never saw before.

A lot of this "concussion syndrome" is being diagnosed on pathology which, not incidentally, most people do not undergo. I would expect if you did a controlled study and just started slicing up brains of middle aged decedents who died of any other cause, you'll start finding a lot of these "concussion" type injuries. Not to say that it isnt real (I'm not an expert-expert) but I've been around medicine enough to make an educated guess that the true incidence of pathologic behavior due to concussion is probably overstated at this point.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (W/SyC)

468 Other rumors are she has accused others of similar things. She's had a lot of issues in her life ...


That's the sad part. Democrats are vultures, feeding off the misery of others. They are going to ruin this poor woman's life even further.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:17 AM (QQ+il)

469 Ah, Gloria Allred, two-legged negative indicator. Moore is in the clear now.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 11:07 AM (RD7QR)


Gloria Allred should marry George Soros. They'd have "Worst Couple on the Face of the Earth" sewn up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:17 AM (YqDXo)

470 Akin said it was less likely that they would get pregnant and that was backed up by many studies that were done prior to 1972 of victims of forcible rape which was what was under discussion.

When this whole thing originally came up back then I researched it. There were a number of studies done covering thousands of forcible rape victims that found they very rarely became pregnant from the rape. The study that the Left cited was done using mostly young girls who had multiple statutory rapes over years and they often became pregnant because they were at a very fertile age and were raped many times.

Studies of forcible rape and pregnancy suddenly ceased being funded right after the SCOTUS decision legalizing abortion in 1972. Funny that.

Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 11:17 AM (zOpu5)

471 My daughter's school's email subject headline.
Fwd: [Bexar-Necessities] FREE Human Trafficking Training for Families."

It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 13, 2017 11:17 AM (MINbv)

472 They'd have "Worst Couple on the Face of the Earth" sewn up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:17 AM (YqDXo)

-----

But...... what if they...... reproduced??

**shudder**

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

473 I guess you live in Bexar county like I do.
Posted by: stace at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (6HFDU)

The kid does. I'm in Williamson. Just happen to be on the email list and read it the moron way.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 13, 2017 11:18 AM (suO/a)

474 Those damn Amish again!

Yeah you know the difference between a Muslim and an Amishman?

No Lutheran ever sponsored an Amishman for immigration.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2017 11:18 AM (H5rtT)

475 I thought we had enough of kneeling football players?

Posted by: blaster at November 13, 2017 11:18 AM (jHrzU)

476 >>JUST IN: Attorney Gloria Allred to hold press conference today in New York with new accuser of former Alabama Judge Roy Moore




How many *Democrat* candidates for office has Gloria Allred kneecapped?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

477 Just was at a diner and caught MeAgain Kelly (thank goodness I cut tv five years ago). She appeared to be fluffing Joe Biden and the trained audience seals were barking and clapping.
Very scripted appearance. Was it a shot across Hillarys bow?

Posted by: RI Red - No step on Snek. at November 13, 2017 11:19 AM (BCQGa)

478 they sound like they have potential, talent even

Posted by: Hollywood at November 13, 2017 11:11 AM (QC/4S)

Ok, One particularly aggressive lass would appear when i went downstairs to read. I said "yeah no" a coupla times I chaperoned my sisters party and found her in a compromising situation In the couch downstairs and I said not break it up, not on my watch. Gave hem some privacy to get themselves togeher. She winked at me when she walked away. In conversation one day she said she was leaving right after school to go to Hollywood to become and actress. just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:19 AM (VezBU)

479 The girl has perfect posture too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:19 AM (QQ+il)

480 i'm just going to say this. Some girls at an early age are rather fanciful, some at a later age also are.

and as we had the boys at the college accused fancifully but maliciously for political reasons. as we have had boys/ men do some really disgusting things

scream witch trials.

so now i sit on this fence waiting for proof at this point, and how and where would proof be found 30 years later?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:19 AM (Zmz55)

481 394
making nice clean invisible stitches on his letter.



Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:00 AM (Zmz55)
=============================

THANK YOU !!


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:01 AM (lwiT4)

I call BS. The kid comes off the field with a torn jersey ( I think we all agree that its halftime now). We all know that cheerleaders and players generally don't mix during the game and halftime is not a social event (I been there guys are not thinking about girls during the game).

Janie the cheerleader sees a kid with a torn jersey and thinks IMMA gonna fix that at halftime. She leaves her cheer squad friends and runs up to the parking lot to a car or to a school locker or where she kept that sweat sewing kit, because I don't see her wearing a utility belt with other shit on it like lipstick and stuff.
The she pushes her way onto the field where the players are and seeks out Billy the Baller and says I can fix that for you, if you want Billy. Billy don't care about his jersey being torn. He's like uhh sure. She sits her but down on a muddy, spit covered stool and he kneels down and hunkers in close......
Janie thinks....."make sure to keep your stitches neat and invisible." Of course she has to "steady herself" by placing her hand on his chest. His heart is pounding like a jack hammer so you know she can feel it.
So, no, she's trying to think "stitches" but she has other things on her mind. She had to work hard to get into that position. She likes him and is trying to get him to notice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (ymnmz)

482 >>>It's embarrassing how little some of you know about gingers.

One chilling fact I'll never forget: 70% of western converts to Islam are gingers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (/qEW2)

483 Also, the way the report is written is strange, with references to "related" people and "family" of one of the victims but no reference as to what relation this person or persons are or were. Maybe it's just the crappy writing so prevalent these days in journalism but I'm suspicious.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (3myMJ)



It's Minnesota. It's doubtless written that way to protect the guilty. Don't want people to think ill of our recently arrived friends who run around malls stabbing people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (YqDXo)

484 >>A lot of this "concussion syndrome" is being diagnosed on pathology which, not incidentally, most people do not undergo. I would expect if you did a controlled study and just started slicing up brains of middle aged decedents who died of any other cause, you'll start finding a lot of these "concussion" type injuries. Not to say that it isnt real (I'm not an expert-expert) but I've been around medicine enough to make an educated guess that the true incidence of pathologic behavior due to concussion is probably overstated at this point.

Boston University Med School has been doing some pretty detailed research into CTE and related brain trauma related to football players for years. There does indeed seem to be a very strong and very direct relationship with playing years of football and significant brain damage.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (/tuJf)

485 Nehlen accuses Paul Ryan of attacking Moore for 38-year-old allegations while accepting dirty donations from disgraced deviant Denny Hastert. -GP


Getting ugly. Good.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (mcI77)

486 Tariq Nasheed @tariqnasheed
If you are upset that Colin Kaepernick was named GQ Citizen of the Year, then most likely, you are probably a white supremacist. And I dance in racist tears like....
8:48 AM - Nov 13, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (Nwg0u)

487 Didn't he write the Necronomicon?
Posted by: Randy at November 13, 2017 11:12 AM (FBLQf)


I don't believe in celestial evil, but if I did, I would recognize their work in a certain religion of peace.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 11:21 AM (rnAwa)

488 Isn't GQ a gay magazine?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:21 AM (QQ+il)

489 Also, the way the report is written is strange, with
references to "related" people and "family" of one of the victims but
no reference as to what relation this person or persons are or were.
Maybe it's just the crappy writing so prevalent these days in journalism
but I'm suspicious.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 10:22 AM (3myMJ)

Getting caught thieving could trigger a bout of jihadity, too, though. As indeed, almost anything can.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 11:21 AM (oPNmq)

490 >>One chilling fact I'll never forget: 70% of western converts to Islam are gingers.

They walk among us.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (/tuJf)

491 >>It's embarrassing how little some of you know about gingers.


Considering I have a parent and a sibling who are "gingers" I have never gotten what the big deal is - what is red hair supposed to do/signify?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

492 Who's Tariq Nasheed and why is he/she/it living vicariously through Crapnick?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (suO/a)

493 So, no, she's trying to think "stitches" but she has other things on her mind. She had to work hard to get into that position. She likes him and is trying to get him to notice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (ymnmz)

ha, dream on.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (Zmz55)

494 She's a ginger. She's plotting to steal his soul and leave him a broken shell. It's what gingers do.

She already stole it and is nice enough to sew the wound shut.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (tRaq7)

495 >>Considering I have a parent and a sibling who are "gingers" I have never gotten what the big deal is - what is red hair supposed to do/signify?!?

That's what they want you to think.

Think about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:23 AM (/tuJf)

496 177: "he's a predator"

Dating legal adults doesn't make you a "predator".

Good Lord, have people gone absolutely kookoo-bananas?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 13, 2017 10:13 AM (PtwgA)

No kidding. These words are loaded for a reason.

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2017 11:23 AM (hZ+us)

497 Considering I have a parent and a sibling who are "gingers" I have never gotten what the big deal is - what is red hair supposed to do/signify?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

-----

Hmmmmm. Though you're not infected....you are a carrier.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

498 One chilling fact I'll never forget: 70% of western converts to Islam are gingers.

They walk among us.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (/tuJf)

what can't/won't gingers do/

also ginger men Are hot headed, just saying i only know 3 reds but both are really hot headed. so there we are.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:23 AM (Zmz55)

499 Young love starts out so innocently. Decades later its restraints and cattle prods.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 11:24 AM (QLvwG)

500 >> Considering I have a parent and a sibling who are "gingers" I have never gotten what the big deal is - what is red hair supposed to do/signify?!?


Daywalker.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 11:24 AM (GvE75)

501 "they say I have dame bramage, but none of my friends know what that shit is"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerJdS2VJhA

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2017 11:24 AM (/aIFg)

502 i also can't see the number 2 when typing with both fingers.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:24 AM (Zmz55)

503 Tariq Nasheed @tariqnasheed

He just appropriated the "liberal tears" meme. They started calling people snowflakes about a year after being on the receiving end of it. The left can't meme. They don't even have good vocabularies.

Rasist Sexxist Antighey!
We can't talk we chant away!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 11:25 AM (rnAwa)

504 494 She's a ginger. She's plotting to steal his soul and leave him a broken shell. It's what gingers do.

She already stole it and is nice enough to sew the wound shut.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (tRaq7)

Thsi answer your question Lizzy? It is a proven fact this happens. Question. have your family members aged at all?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:25 AM (VezBU)

505 >>
Nehlen accuses Paul Ryan of attacking Moore for 38-year-old allegations
while accepting dirty donations from disgraced deviant Denny Hastert.
-GP



Has he gotten around to denouncing Sen. Bob Menedez for sleeping with underage prostitutes or Bill Clinton for frequently visiting Pedo Island?

Both of whom have done this ***in recent years***.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:25 AM (W+vEI)

506 Always maneuver your ginger date in front of a mirror, just to be sure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:25 AM (QQ+il)

507 493
So, no, she's trying to think "stitches" but she has other things on her
mind. She had to work hard to get into that position. She likes him and
is trying to get him to notice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (ymnmz)



ha, dream on.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (Zmz55)


What is she, the team seamstress?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 11:25 AM (ymnmz)

508 A lot of this "concussion syndrome" is being diagnosed on pathology which, not incidentally, most people do not undergo. I would expect if you did a controlled study and just started slicing up brains of middle aged decedents who died of any other cause, you'll start finding a lot of these "concussion" type injuries. Not to say that it isnt real (I'm not an expert-expert) but I've been around medicine enough to make an educated guess that the true incidence of pathologic behavior due to concussion is probably overstated at this point.


-----

It's more that we don't know the actual likelihood of CTE because the best way to look for it is a post-mortem analysis of the brain, and only families of people who suspect that they already had brain damage are being tested. It's statistical bias.

If I recall, the best they could come up with was that the actual number of concussions doesn't seem to have as big of a factor in contributing as just years playing the sport.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 13, 2017 11:25 AM (KUaJL)

509 i also can't see the number 2 when typing with both fingers.
Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:24 AM (Zmz55)

-----

I'll take "Things you never say in public restroom for $1000.00, Alex"

Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:25 AM (8XRCm)

510 Boston University ended its football program so years ago?
Wonder if they have any motorcyclists, for instance, there.

This is how we got Second-Hand Smoke.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2017 11:26 AM (H5rtT)

511 #TariqNasheedIsWhite

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 11:26 AM (rnAwa)

512 >>Thsi answer your question Lizzy? It is a proven fact this happens. Question. have your family members aged at all?

Nope, neither one is soul-stealer. Both are delightful, loving people.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:26 AM (W+vEI)

513 If you are hit hard enough to be knocked out, it has to be damaging your brain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:26 AM (QQ+il)

514 486 Tariq Nasheed @tariqnasheed
If you are upset that Colin Kaepernick was named GQ Citizen of the Year, then most likely, you are probably a white supremacist. And I dance in racist tears like....
8:48 AM - Nov 13, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (Nwg0u)

Colin Kaepernick may be GQ Citizen of the Year, but he is still unemployed.

And may he remain that way.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (jxbfJ)

515 It's Minnesota. It's doubtless written that way to
protect the guilty. Don't want people to think ill of our recently
arrived friends who run around malls stabbing people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (YqDXo)

The story about the Minneapolis muslim policeman that shot the Australian woman got memory holed very quickly by the media.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (aVYsC)

516 Cuthbert , she probably has 10 siblings and sewing buttons and hems is her lifes task.

fixerupper, smack.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (Zmz55)

517 512 >>Thsi answer your question Lizzy? It is a proven fact this happens. Question. have your family members aged at all?

Nope, neither one is soul-stealer. Both are delightful, loving people.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:26 AM (W+vEI)

Oh Lizzy, Lizzy Lizzy...poor hypnotized Lizzy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (VezBU)

518
Nope, neither one is soul-stealer. Both are delightful, loving people.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:26 AM (W+vEI)

it's ok Lizzy we know you have to say that.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (Zmz55)

519 It was just reported on Laura Ingraham show that Mitch McConnel says he believes the women and Moore should step down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (IqV8l)

520 Primate Post

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (QQ+il)

521 Selfie monkey is up. It's not what you think.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

522 204
What are you people talking about ? A knee to his groin? Open your eyes - that's a skirt. None of you ever wore a skirt before?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 10:21 AM (lwiT4)

-------------------------


Knee, skirt, a breath of wind, at that age it doesn't matter. Boing.

Posted by: Javems at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (yOqwj)

523 >> i also can't see the number 2


You don't need to see it.

You should be able to feel any nickels or pennies in there when you are playing with it.

Posted by: Joe Biden - Scatologist at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (GvE75)

524 509 i also can't see the number 2 when typing with both fingers.
Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:24 AM (Zmz55)

-----

I'll take "Things you never say in public restroom for $1000.00, Alex"
Posted by: fixerupper at November 13, 2017 11:25 AM (8XRCm)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (jxbfJ)

525 Always have garlic, wooden stakes, and silver bullets handy when dating gingers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (BC5E+)

526 Considering I have a parent and a sibling who are "gingers" I have never
gotten what the big deal is - what is red hair supposed to
do/signify?!?
=====

Half my family is ginger the other is 'black' (in the Irish sense) and our saying was 'dimple in chin - devil within'. They didn't even acknowledge any kind of ginger.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (MIKMs)

527 'She's hot... but why an N for Polk High???'

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (NgKpN)



She can't spell?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (493sH)

528
i also can't see the number 2 when typing with both fingers.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:24 AM (Zmz55)



And here I thought none of the 'ettes could see the keyboard at all when they typed . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 13, 2017 11:29 AM (QLvwG)

529 Tariq Nasheed runs a world in greed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2017 11:29 AM (IqV8l)

530 Perhaps all redheads have something in common.
But it should not be mistaken for Irish or Scots Gaelic.

They have them in Thrace, Spain ("Hibernia"), Russia, North Africa.
Europe's practically surrounded. Makes you wonder Who Came First.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2017 11:29 AM (H5rtT)

531 one day i'll work the 3rd finger.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:30 AM (Zmz55)

532 >>Boston University ended its football program so years ago?

Had really nothing to do with the injury issue. It was more about the cost of the program versus other spending priorities at the school.

They still field one of the most competitive D1 hockey programs in the country and hockey has at least as big a problem these days with concussions as football.

I don't think it's a big stretch to think you might see some significant brain damage when you have large guys running full speed into each other and ramming their helmeted heads together and incurring repeated concussions i.e. brain trauma.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:30 AM (/tuJf)

533 >>>>
If you are hit hard enough to be knocked out, it has to be damaging your brain.
.
.
.I have had two concussions. While I wasn't *knocked out* with either one of them, I have zero memory of actually hitting my head and those few seconds are a total blank to me. I guess you could say I blacked out for a second or two but I wasn't actually knocked out in the traditional sense.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 13, 2017 11:30 AM (+Dllb)

534 Perhaps all redheads have something in common.

==

red heair

Posted by: Hollywood at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (QC/4S)

535 Cannibal Bob #428: By the way I was 41 when i married my 27 year old Heidi. its not like i was pervert or anything.

Stringer Davis #450: What is the correct temperature for this planet?What is the correct age differential for couples?

The formula, which I learned relatively recently on this very blog, attributed to the cheese-eating surrender weasels, is this:

[warning: math ahead, but you don't have to do it]

Her age should be no less than his Age divided by two plus seven. Cannibal Bob's 41-to-27 just barely makes it.

Posted by: mindful webworker's calculated canoodling at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (2E/Tt)

536 or hair, as we say in English

Posted by: Hollywood at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (QC/4S)

537 482 >>>It's embarrassing how little some of you know about gingers.


We know that most of them are named "Tiffany" and they go on to become hairdressers.

Posted by: jwest at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (coYZ7)

538 =/= Hollywood

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (QC/4S)

539 486 Tariq Nasheed @tariqnasheed
If you are upset that Colin Kaepernick was named GQ Citizen of the Year, then most likely, you are probably a white supremacist. And I dance in racist tears like....
8:48 AM - Nov 13, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (Nwg0u)


Actually, I don't give a damn who the GQ Citizen of the Year is.

Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (xjiRE)

540 516
Cuthbert , she probably has 10 siblings and sewing buttons and hems is her lifes task.



fixerupper, smack.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2017 11:27 AM (Zmz55)

Once at college, while waiting in line for dinner, a girl came over to me and with lone finger pulled open the pocket of my shirt and looked in.
She smiled and said "What no surprise?

Still married.
I stand by my take on the picture.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (ymnmz)

541 There does indeed seem to be a very strong and very direct relationship with playing years of football and significant brain damage.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (/tuJf)



Judging by NFL players, there probably isn't much brain there TO damage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (YqDXo)

542 easy to deal with gingers, hair color to blond - problem solved

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (QC/4S)

543 Who empowered GQ to name Citizens of the Year?

Does anyone still read GQ anymore?

Posted by: blaster at November 13, 2017 11:33 AM (jHrzU)

544 Considering I have a parent and a sibling who are "gingers" I have never gotten what the big deal is - what is red hair supposed to do/signify?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2017 11:22 AM (W+vEI)



I think I've read many moons ago that in ancient Greece it was supposed to be a sign of being a vampire.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:33 AM (493sH)

545 527 'She's hot... but why an N for Polk High???'

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 13, 2017 11:16 AM (NgKpN)



She can't spell?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:28 AM (493sH)

Crap.... oh... wait....

Its an M and an H.... so she's a 'Man Hater!'...

Might have to start a club about that...

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 13, 2017 11:33 AM (NgKpN)

546 539 486 Tariq Nasheed @tariqnasheed
If you are upset that Colin Kaepernick was named GQ Citizen of the Year, then most likely, you are probably a white supremacist. And I dance in racist tears like....
8:48 AM - Nov 13, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (Nwg0u)

Actually, I don't give a damn who the GQ Citizen of the Year is.
Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (xjiRE)



You're not interested in the stylings of Gay Quarterly?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2017 11:33 AM (YqDXo)

547 Her age should be no less than his Age divided by two plus seven. Cannibal Bob's 41-to-27 just barely makes it.

Posted by: mindful webworker's calculated canoodling at November 13, 2017 11:31 AM (2E/Tt)

Whew. Under the wire. Never heard that before. Makes perfect sense. MW.

*I would have adjusted the "7" in your formula, if I didnt make it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:33 AM (VezBU)

548 Tariq Nasheed @tariqnasheed
If you are upset that Colin Kaepernick was named GQ Citizen of the Year, then most likely, you are probably a white supremacist. And I dance in racist tears like....

8:48 AM - Nov 13, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 13, 2017 11:20 AM (Nwg0u)



A) Didn't know or care they had a citizen of the year

B) Still don't care

C) It's about as important as Olberdouche yelling at the walls

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (493sH)

549 542 easy to deal with gingers, hair color to blond - problem solved

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 11:32 AM (QC/4S)

You can take the boy out of the Bronx, but you cant take...


How many have changed heir appearance I wonder...as a trap.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (VezBU)

550 Gonna maybe touch 50 here, today...



too warm.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2017 10:41 AM (GvE75)

Where was that weather last weekend, when I was driving home through a blizzard in Montana, and it got down to like 5 degrees in Helena?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (oPNmq)

551 Is the football player a transvestite?

Posted by: Fisht at November 13, 2017 11:37 AM (zOqbT)

552 Tariq Nasheed @tariqnasheed
If you are upset that Colin Kaepernick was named GQ Citizen of the Year, then most likely, you are probably a white supremacist. And I dance in racist tears like....

Hillary Clinton will never be President and Kaepernick will never be NFL player of the year. I only have happy tears.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 13, 2017 11:38 AM (Z4z/q)

553 415 so allred again?

is she on speed dial now ?
Posted by: willow


More likely Allred called the woman.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (di1hb)

554 You can take the boy out of the Bronx, but you cant take...


How many have changed heir appearance I wonder...as a trap.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2017 11:35 AM (VezBU)


50%

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (QC/4S)

555
Those of us who are inordinately fortunate marry gingers and are allowed the pleasure of 50 plus years of their company.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2017 11:40 AM (S/hVx)

556 Notice that Moore isn't making that defense. He says it didn't happen.



Never give an inch when dealing with the left.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2017 10:56 AM (QQ+il)

Accusers both paid democrat plants, it seems.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 11:47 AM (oPNmq)

557 The left doesn't seem to have a problem with Islamic men marrying six year olds.


But ZOMG Moore talked to a 14 year old!!!Eleventy!!! BURN HIM!

Posted by: Tami at November 13, 2017 11:52 AM (Enq6K)

558 They say NFL has an epidemic of brain injuries .


What is this NFL of which you speak? Normal Frog Litigants? Nasty F*ing Losers? I am unfamiliar with that abbreviation.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 11:53 AM (K4dE9)

559 Why would someone hold back that information then?


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 13, 2017 11:09 AM (lwiT4)

Because it hadn't occurred to them to make it up yet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 11:55 AM (oPNmq)

560 When the Demonrats and Rinos decided to do a hit piece on Moore they looked up who had experience in crying "underage molestation" in Alabama - which is how they found accuser #1; she had made similar claims against clergymen in the state. Otherwise how did they pick her out of the millions of women in the state?

The whole underage bit is a fabrication - pure and simple.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 12:13 PM (K4dE9)

561 GQ Citizen of the Year is about as prestigious as....

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 12:25 PM (LiyEm)

562 Being a Publishers Clearing House Contestant

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2017 12:25 PM (LiyEm)

563 Also captures exactly the disconnect between teen boys and teen girls. Teen girls CLUELESS about boys' interest in them. Not thinking sexual attraction AT ALL in many circumstances. Usually thinking more about holding hands and having a date to prom. Girls are exceedingly innocent at this age. Please believe that.

Posted by: K-E at November 13, 2017 12:36 PM (voeYk)

564 ...makes me cringe.

Posted by: doug at November 13, 2017 12:42 PM (7DhQU)

565 *triggered...

Posted by: Scott M at November 13, 2017 02:02 PM (yD07u)

566 She's pinning the letter on, later she'll sew it.

Posted by: TB at November 13, 2017 07:45 PM (wNx6K)

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The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat