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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (11/12/17)

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(Don't fret. The ONT is warm.)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. Rodin

Quote II

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. Samuel Butle

Quote III

When you're young, you don't have any experience - you're charged up, but you're out of control. And if you're old and you're not charged up, then all you have is memories. But if you're charged and stimulated by what's going on around you, and you also have experience, you know what to appreciate and what to pass by.
Neil Young

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When you call a company, racist establishment with a long account of racial profiling and discrimination," You better be able to back that statement up.

Oberlin College and its vice president have been accused of libel and slander by a local bakery, the owners of which allege in a suit that administrators supported students in an unfounded campaign to paint the establishment's owners as racist.

The suit against the college and Meredith Raimondo, who is also dean of students, was filed on Nov. 7 in Lorain County Common Pleas Court on behalf of Gibson Bros. Inc., and owners David and Allyn Gibson, the Morning Journal reported.


It isn't the first time Oberlin College has been in the news regarding food.

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Be very wary and afraid of me. Occidental Professor Warns: Be 'Suspicious of Males Who Strongly Identify as Men'

In an article for Public Books, Lisa Wade, a sociology professor at Occidental College (which, I’m embarrassed to say, is my alma mater) recently wrote that “we should reject the idea that men have a psychic need to distinguish themselves from women.” Why? Because “masculinity is toxic.” In fact, we should be “suspicious of males who strongly identify as men.”

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How's that open borders, welcome all immigration working out for you Germany? Nothing says "Welcome Home" like raping a pony in front of onlookers.

Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin; the man's crime was witnessed by shocked visitors who took a photo of the incident and handed it over to the authorities.
The incident occurred at around 3pm on Friday, November 3 at the Kinderbauernhof (children's farm) area of the German capital's Goelitzer Park. The man was spotted by a babysitter, who was visiting the zoo with a child.

"My babysitter was at Goerlitzer Park with our son when they witnessed the man carrying out a sexual act on the pony," a woman told the Berliner Morgenpost, adding that her babysitter had informed park staff about the incident but is unwilling to talk about it anymore because it was too traumatizing.

Something tells me that "My Little Pony" believes in extreme vetting.

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The old, I have some good news and I have some bad news. What do you want to hear first?

Shocking photos show how a man staged his own murder – complete with fake bullet hole in his head – after discovering his wife had hired a hitman to kill him. Boxing coach Ramon Sosa posed as a blood-stained corpse to help police catch his wife Maria ‘Lulu’ Sosa. She hired the hitman to carry out the killing for just £1,500 – then laughed when she saw a photo of her ‘dead’ husband


8 happy years. Ha.

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The ONT Musical Interlude

November 12, 1944, Born on this day, Booker T. Jones. Booker T and the MG's, (1962 US No. 3 single 'Green Onions', 1969 UK No.4 single 'Time Is Tight'). via thisdayinmusic.com

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November 12, 1945, Born on this day, Neil Young, Canadian singer, songwriter and guitarist who as a member of Buffalo Springfield had the 1967 US No.17 single 'For What It's Worth'. Joined Crosby Stills Nash and Young who had the 1970 US No.1 and UK No.5 album 'DejVu'. As a solo artist Young scored the 1972 US No.1 and UK No.10 single Heart Of Gold, and his 1972 UK No.7 album Harvest spent 66 weeks on the UK chart. In 2008 a newly discovered trapdoor spider Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi was named after the singer. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Does music help you concentrate? Music may not help you as much as you think it does.

Many of us listen to music while we work, thinking that it will help us to concentrate on the task at hand. And in fact, recent research has found that music can have beneficial effects on creativity. When it comes to other areas of performance, however, the impact of background music is more complicated.

The assumption that listening to music when working is beneficial to output likely has its roots in the so-called “Mozart effect”, which gained wide media attention in the early 1990s. Put simply, this is the finding that spatial rotation performance (mentally rotating a 3D dimensional shape to determine whether it matches another or not) is increased immediately after listening to the music of Mozart, compared to relaxation instructions or no sound at all. Such was the attention that this finding garnered that the then US governor of Georgia, Zell Miller, proposed giving free cassettes or CDs of Mozart’s music to prospective parents.

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And this is why we hate your
f*cking guts with a f*cking passion.
Drain the swamp.


Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham (S.C.) said on Friday that if the allegations against Alabama candidate for U.S. Senate Roy Moore are true, he should step aside, and “should be dealt with severely.”

But Graham not only hasn’t called for Democrat Sen. Bob Menendez (N.J.), accused of having sex with underage prostitutes, to step aside — he also went to New Jersey on his own dime two weeks ago to testify as a character witness in Menendez’s corruption trial, telling the judge that Menendez is “very honest” and “honorable.”


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The Armed Forces, this time, The Army continues to tinker socially with itself.

WASHINGTON – People with a history of “self-mutilation,” bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse can now seek waivers to join the Army under an unannounced policy enacted in August, according to documents obtained by USA TODAY.

The decision to open Army recruiting to those with mental health conditions comes as the service faces the challenging goal of recruiting 80,000 new soldiers through September 2018. To meet last year's goal of 69,000, the Army accepted more recruits who fared poorly on aptitude tests, increased the number of waivers granted for marijuana use and offered hundreds of millions of dollars in bonuses.

Expanding the waivers for mental health is possible in part because the Army now has access to more medical information about each potential recruit, Lt. Col. Randy Taylor, an Army spokesman, said in a statement. The Army issued the ban on waivers in 2009 amid an epidemic of suicides among troops.

Just like the Air Force now has better access to providing dishonorable discharge paperwork...........

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Busy as a beaver. World's largest beaver dam.

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If we are going to have illegal immigrants, can't they be more than a Genius Award Winner?


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Helping the children out, Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Big Brother Baby Sitting Service.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. All sorts of little brothers were injured in the making of this ONT.

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Comments

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1 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 09:59 PM (tr2D7)

2 Evening!

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 12, 2017 09:59 PM (3C9q2)

3 I wondered where I left that kid.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 09:59 PM (tr2D7)

4 At last, the ONT has come along.....

Posted by: Etta James and the Big Band of Morons at November 12, 2017 10:00 PM (zCyNd)

5 Posting on this thread is limited to those who are in the Clique.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:00 PM (+0jcH)

6 Loud appreciation for MisHum!

Posted by: MisHum's Claque at November 12, 2017 10:01 PM (DMUuz)

7 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 10:01 PM (I/iGu)

8 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:02 PM (ycWCI)

9 Loud appreciation for MisHum!

Huzzah!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:02 PM (tr2D7)

10 Those Syrians are well-known for their horsemanship.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:02 PM (+0jcH)

11 When you're young, you don't have any experience - you're charged up, but you're out of control. And if you're old and you're not charged up, then all you have is memories. But if you're charged and stimulated by what's going on around you, and you also have experience, you know what to appreciate and what to pass by.
Neil Young



Further proof, if any were needed, that Neil Young is retarded, eh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 10:03 PM (YqDXo)

12 9 Loud appreciation for MisHum!

Huzzah!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:02 PM (tr2D7)

Hey, I did not get a 'huzzah!!' out of that guy.

Posted by: Sonobi at November 12, 2017 10:04 PM (ycWCI)

13 10 Those Syrians are well-known for their horsemanship.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:02 PM (+0jcH)


Whereas Muslims generally are well-known for their ... uh.. goatsmanship.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 10:04 PM (YqDXo)

14 The Syrian misses his camel.

Posted by: Hal Dall at November 12, 2017 10:04 PM (IBLik)

15 World's largest beaver dam v. cock block.

Discuss.

Posted by: Penthouse, scientific research editor at November 12, 2017 10:04 PM (zCyNd)

16 And yet another day in the mid-80's winds down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 12, 2017 10:05 PM (IcT7t)

17 I didn't know Mendoza and his step-stool were Syrian refugees...

That is just sick humping a pony. He missed the petting section with the goats?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 10:05 PM (eBz9f)

18 Sonobi

You're dead to me. (Literally - you don't pop up for me)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:05 PM (tr2D7)

19
I wouldn't join a clique that would have me as a member.

Unless it includes a complimentary ficus.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

20 Also, a beautiful picture at the top, MH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:05 PM (ycWCI)

21 TWD, damn. Just damn.

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2017 10:05 PM (zLDYs)

22 Gorgeous picture up top.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:06 PM (nBr1j)

23 Who knew Syrians were Bronies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 10:06 PM (tbOMB)

24 Further proof, if any were needed, that Neil Young is retarded, eh?

That or he's running on rechargeable batteries.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 12, 2017 10:06 PM (IcT7t)

25 You should be suspicious of men who identify as feminists. It seems they have a habit of exploiting women.


Men that "strongly identify as men" are probably being exploited by the cute girl that smiles at him while she's wearing the low cut top.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (z/Ubi)

26 18 Sonobi

You're dead to me. (Literally - you don't pop up for me)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:05 PM (tr2D7)

If you but prick me,
do I not bleed through?
If you wrong me,
shall I not revenge?

Posted by: Sonobi at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (ycWCI)

27 I used to work with someone who graduated from Oberlin in the 70's.

Biggest, most obnoxious hateful Leftist I ever met. He was a union president, and philosophically a Communist.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (6p/Y6)

28 Let he who has not cornholed a Shetland, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (+0jcH)

29 In an article for Public Books, Lisa Wade, a sociology professor at Occidental College (which, I'm embarrassed to say, is my alma mater) recently wrote that "we should reject the idea that men have a psychic need to distinguish themselves from women." Why? Because "masculinity is toxic." In fact, we should be "suspicious of males who strongly identify as men."

I'd simply write these people off as fucking retarded if they weren't so dangerous.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

30 At least it's not "Yoko Ono Birthing A New One, And By That I Mean A Steaming Poo".

Let's not have any more of what I saw in the last thread. Please.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (6FqZa)

31 Congratulations to one and all for avoiding the Wall of Shame this week.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

32 That wench who hired the hitman is pretty hawt.

But, crazy.

IMPERATIVE that one does NOT stick a dick in that!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (8iiMU)

33 Obi-Wan Brony, "These are not the Bronies you are looking for."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (eBz9f)

34 Okay, we've got the world's largest beaver dam. Where's the world's largest dam beaver?

Posted by: Cantankerous Programmer at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (3t7n1)

35

Some Imams have very specifically said that sex with animals is allowed as long as the devoted adherent does the ritual wash and says a prayer afterwards.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (T/KY7)

36 Well I hope Neil Young will remember, Southern man don't need him around anyhow. I really should get the full collections of musicians I like, the radio stations always only play a handful but still I like this lyric and song.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (84F5k)

37 I'd so like to see Oberlin sued out of existence.

They are an embarrassment to the good people of Ohio.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (tr2D7)

38 That winter scene reminds me of llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrnd
robwllllantysiliogogogoch...

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (azcrj)

39 Men that "strongly identify as men" are probably being exploited by the cute girl that smiles at him while she's wearing the low cut top.
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (z/Ubi)

Isn't that the god's honest truth. But it is a symbiotic relationship at least.

Unlike Harv and the ficus, which is more like a parasitical one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (ycWCI)

40 we should be "suspicious of males who strongly identify as men."

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Yeah, those butch fvckers are crazy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (Nwg0u)

41 27 I used to work with someone who graduated from Oberlin in the 70's.

Biggest, most obnoxious hateful Leftist I ever met. He was a union president, and philosophically a Communist.
Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (6p/Y6)


Put him on The List.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (YqDXo)

42

Is this the thread for jacking it?

Posted by: otho at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (qGuLD)

43 Some Imams have very specifically said that sex with animals is allowed
as long as the devoted adherent does the ritual wash and says a prayer
afterwards.
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Never buy a camel from the Other Village.

Trust me on this one folks.

Trust.Me.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (6p/Y6)

44 do members of the clique get matching shirts?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (vChNs)

45 31 Congratulations to one and all for avoiding the Wall of Shame this week.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

Ahhhh... but its along the lines of...

If a Man speaks in the forest, and there is no Woman there to hear him, is he still wrong???

The Wall exists, even when not reported on...

Kinda like Democrat corruption...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (NgKpN)

46 Boxing coach Ramon Sosa posed as a blood-stained corpse to help police catch his wife Maria 'Lulu' Sosa. She hired the hitman to carry out the killing for just 1,500 - then laughed when she saw a photo of her 'dead' husband

Bitches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

47 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14110

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (itfg0)

48 Put him on The List.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM
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There's a list?

What kind of list?

I am intrigued.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (6p/Y6)

49 Men that "strongly identify as men" are probably being exploited by the
cute girl that smiles at him while she's wearing the low cut top.


If she's smiling the top doesn't even have to be low cut.

It is still very much appreciated if it is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT7t)

50 Shibumi, thanks for the crazy days and nights link.

That band put out some great music but I never liked that smug asshole.

Now I hope they can jail him.

Posted by: teej at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (aENAX)

51 Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (azcrj)

Which is Welsh for almost blowing the margins.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

52 29 In an article for Public Books, Lisa Wade, a sociology professor at Occidental College (which, I'm embarrassed to say, is my alma mater) recently wrote that "we should reject the idea that men have a psychic need to distinguish themselves from women." Why? Because "masculinity is toxic." In fact, we should be "suspicious of males who strongly identify as men."

I'd simply write these people off as fucking retarded if they weren't so dangerous.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (NWiLs)


What? What in the name of all that is loving, merciful and true does "strongly identify as a man" mean? I don't identify as a man. I am a man, no identifying, whatever that means, involved. I am a man. How do I identify as a man? Should I start wearing a codpiece?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (nBr1j)

53 Where is the pic from? Reminds me of Wisconsin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (vuY5x)

54 44 do members of the clique get matching shirts?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (vChNs)

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Nope. An all-access Pass on a lanyard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:11 PM (+0jcH)

55 OMG is Joe Biden thinking about a run in 2020? Dementia is brutal.

He looked at a chicken wing and didn't know which end to grab or which parts were edible.

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2017 10:11 PM (wCs6c)

56 Some Imams have very specifically said that sex with animals is allowed as long as the devoted adherent does the ritual wash and says a prayer afterwards.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (T/KY7)


Kinda like any poor bastards that pork Lena Dunham, then?

"Let me scrub off the stink, and hope to God nobody ever finds out I fucked her."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 10:11 PM (YqDXo)

57 40 we should be "suspicious of males who strongly identify as men."

-
Yeah, those butch fvckers are crazy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (Nwg0u)

You shall know them by their symbol, that of the Sinuous Bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:11 PM (ycWCI)

58 Thank you for the ONT, MisHum.

"Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely." Rodin

Words to live by.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

59 Never buy a camel from the Other Village

My TERP aid it was like throwin a hot dog down a hallway....

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:11 PM (T/KY7)

60 44 do members of the clique get matching shirts?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM (vChNs)

The Clique gets shirts!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ycWCI)

61 I liked Neil Young's music especially the early stuff. Too bad he turned out to be such a stupid SJW F---head and now I can't stand to listen to him anymore cause all I hear is the lefty screaming to enslave me and my kids. If they'd all just shutup and sing/act then I'd listen/watch but nooooooooo.......

Posted by: geoffb at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (zOpu5)

62 What? What in the name of all that is loving, merciful and true does "strongly identify as a man" mean? I don't identify as a man. I am a man, no identifying, whatever that means, involved. I am a man. How do I identify as a man? Should I start wearing a codpiece?

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The lumberjack shirt is the tell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (+0jcH)

63 Should I start wearing a codpiece?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (nBr1j)


Mmmmmmm, morons in codpieces.

Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ZapPq)

64 29 In an article for Public Books, Lisa Wade, a sociology professor at Occidental College (which, I'm embarrassed to say, is my alma mater) recently wrote that "we should reject the idea that men have a psychic need to distinguish themselves from women." Why? Because "masculinity is toxic." In fact, we should be "suspicious of males who strongly identify as men."
/i]

We should reject the idea that sociology "professors" have any knowledge or intellect worth imparting to anyone apart from Irish Setters."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (YqDXo)

65 Shibumi, thanks for the crazy days and nights link.



That band put out some great music but I never liked that smug asshole.



Now I hope they can jail him.


Posted by: teej at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM
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You're welcome Teej.

It sounds like there *might* be solid evidence against him. I'm hoping so.

The internet is a strange place. I found that story on my"bizarro conspiracy forum #2." The story seems... kind of legit.

/yes, I do know who Alex Jones is, why do you ask? LOL.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (6p/Y6)

66 Some Imams have very specifically said that sex with animals is allowed
as long as the devoted adherent does the ritual wash and says a prayer
afterwards.
---

Never buy a camel from the Other Village.

Trust me on this one folks.

Trust.Me.



Why do you they have the weekly camel exchange midway between every village over there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (IWbvi)

67 What? What in the name of all that is loving, merciful and true does "strongly identify as a man" mean? I don't identify as a man. I am a man, no identifying, whatever that means, involved. I am a man. How do I identify as a man? Should I start wearing a codpiece?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (nBr1j)


There it is rights there. You're all toxic and shit, and I'm suspicious of you now.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

68 Waivers for mental issues?

The Army wants more Mannings and Berdgahls?

Yeah I want ticking time-bombs working in Personnel or in the DFACS. Not.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (eBz9f)

69 Bitches, man. Bitches.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

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crap. now that they reported it, they rest of us wont be able to use that strategery

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (vChNs)

70 Some Imams have very specifically said that sex with
animals is allowed as long as the devoted adherent does the ritual wash
and says a prayer afterwards.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (T/KY7)

That right there is really messed up.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (8iiMU)

71 Is this the thread for jackin it?

You mean there is a thread for NOT?

Shit...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (T/KY7)

72 48 Put him on The List.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 10:09 PM
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There's a list?

What kind of list?

I am intrigued.
Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (6p/Y6)

Hell.... List????

I'm still waiting for my membership care to the 'Great Right Wing Conspiracy'!

Now, there's a list?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (NgKpN)

73 @51 blowing the margins

I can't tell you how disappointed i wax to discover that llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllanty
siliogogogoch doesn't...

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (azcrj)

74 Mmmmmmm, morons in codpieces.
Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ZapPq)

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And best of all, they really smell like cod.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (+0jcH)

75 Let he who has not cornholed a Shetland, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:07 PM (+0jcH)


*Throws stone*

Posted by: My Little Hat at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (itfg0)

76 71 Is this the thread for jackin it?

You mean there is a thread for NOT?

Shit...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (T/KY7)

Groot?

Posted by: The Ficus at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (NgKpN)

77 74 Mmmmmmm, morons in codpieces.
Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ZapPq)

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And best of all, they really smell like cod.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (+0jcH)

That's because we make them out of cod.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

78 Why do you they have the weekly camel exchange midway between every village over there
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There are... things... inside....that are not destroyed by cooking.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (6p/Y6)

79 What? What in the name of all that is loving, merciful and true does "strongly identify as a man" mean? I don't identify as a man. I am a man, no identifying, whatever that means, involved. I am a man. How do I identify as a man? Should I start wearing a codpiece?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (nBr1j)


The only way the Left can control someone is to deny what is inherent in that person.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

80 There's a list?
What kind of list?
I am intrigued.
Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM


Check with AlextheChick. Mention spiders.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (DMUuz)

81 *skips a rock across the pond*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (eBz9f)

82 Mmmmmmm, morons in codpieces.

Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ZapPq)



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And best of all, they really smell like cod.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (+0jcH)



That's because we make them out of cod.


Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t)

83 I am a man. How do I identify as a man?

Leather, of course. Leather straps, leather speedo, maybe some chaps ...

*fans self*

Posted by: he-man senator lindsey at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

84 76 71 Is this the thread for jackin it?

You mean there is a thread for NOT?

Shit...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:13 PM (T/KY7)

This thread was made for jackin'
And that's just what we'll do

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

85 Thanks for the fine ONT, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:16 PM (P8951)

86 @64

Hey! Screw you and the dachshund you rode in on!

Posted by: Irish setter at November 12, 2017 10:16 PM (azcrj)

87 llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllant
ysiliogogogoch...

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I ain't got all day

Posted by: Treebeard at November 12, 2017 10:16 PM (vChNs)

88 The only way the Left can control someone is to deny what is inherent in that person.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

Not if that inherent characteristic is on the approved list.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

89 A cold, raining good evening to you LadyL. Coffee is on so there's that. Heard from #1 son today - new grandkido is a girl.

WooHoo!! Another one to train in the ways of the Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (tr2D7)

90
I wonder if codpieces are held on like those "C-string" bikini bottoms? (And thanks to kbdabear for learning of the existence of C-strings).

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (8O3HH)

91
And best of all, they really smell like cod.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (+0jcH)



That's because we make them out of cod.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

A surprising number of codpieces are mislabeled, and sold as codpieces, but are actually from cheaper types of fish.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (zCyNd)

92 90
I wonder if codpieces are held on like those "C-string" bikini bottoms? (And thanks to kbdabear for learning of the existence of C-strings).
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (8O3HH)

Fishing line.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

93 Should I start wearing a codpiece?


Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM


What do you mean "start"? You do not wear one? Life without a codpiece? I find this confusing.

Posted by: otho at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (qGuLD)

94 Not a peep on Lindsey Buckingham's wiki page about him batting Stevie Nicks around. Like it never happened.

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (admrv)

95 *clique*

Your turn, Johnny.

Posted by: ONT Russian roulette at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (mJ8mX)

96 Finest military in the world and the goddamn stupid PC brass is working hard to destroy it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (P8951)

97 A surprising number of codpieces are mislabeled, and sold as codpieces, but are actually from cheaper types of fish.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (zCyNd)

Those are sold as kodpieces.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

98 Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin

Prosecuting this would be Islamaphobic. Or something.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

99 ice pick in the ears > Neil Young's wailing
Egads, some people like his singing right ?

Posted by: flat_foot at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (2xRJh)

100 89 A cold, raining good evening to you LadyL. Coffee is on so there's that. Heard from #1 son today - new grandkido is a girl.

WooHoo!! Another one to train in the ways of the Horde.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (tr2D7)


Congratulations, Tonypete!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

101 And best of all, they really smell like cod.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:14 PM (+0jcH)


LOL!

Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (ZapPq)

102 What in the name of all that is loving, merciful and true does "strongly identify as a man" mean?

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footie pajamas

Posted by: shep s. at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (vChNs)

103 A surprising number of codpieces are mislabeled, and sold as codpieces, but are actually from cheaper types of fish.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (zCyNd)


If I want to identify as a cod, I can!

Posted by: Trans-Cod (formerly known as a Catfish) at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (itfg0)

104 Hi all! Big news tonight - I'm dead! Imagine the timing!

Posted by: Liz Smith at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (6FqZa)

105 In Japan would that be a Koipiece?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (eBz9f)

106 87
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllanty
siliogogogoch...



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I ain't got all day

Posted by: Treebeard at November 12, 2017 10:16 PM (vChNs)

LOL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (8iiMU)

107 98 Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin

Prosecuting this would be Islamaphobic. Or something.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

I'm gonna kill that fucker.

Posted by: Pinky Pie at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

108 What do you mean "start"? You do not wear one? Life without a codpiece? I find this confusing.

Around here we would need air conditioned codpieces just to make them wearable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 12, 2017 10:20 PM (IcT7t)

109 63 Should I start wearing a codpiece?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:10 PM (nBr1j)

Mmmmmmm, morons in codpieces.
Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ZapPq)

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a dorsal fin? a gill?

Posted by: shep s. at November 12, 2017 10:20 PM (vChNs)

110 There's a list?

What kind of list?


Maybe a reference to Ko-ko's song in The Mikado, in which the Lord High Executioner (who has never actually executed anyone) pulls out his list of possible victims: society offenders "who never would be missed." Most recent performances update Gilbert and Sullivan's original list.

Here's one from 2012, which references "lady terrorists":

http://tinyurl.com/y8jjayvf

Enjoy!

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 12, 2017 10:20 PM (3C9q2)

111 Could you imagine a primary debate between Uncle Joe the Paste Eater and the Beast? 15-minute long bathroom breaks and lots of yelling.

Posted by: jmel at November 12, 2017 10:20 PM (OeWgo)

112 ice pick in the ears > Neil Young's wailing
Egads, some people like his singing right ?

Posted by: flat_foot at November 12, 2017 10:18 PM (2xRJh)


Endorsed...

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 12, 2017 10:20 PM (itfg0)

113 105 In Japan would that be a Koipiece?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (eBz9f)

Minnowpiece

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

114 A surprising number of codpieces are mislabeled, and sold as codpieces, but are actually from cheaper types of fish.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM


Shhhhhhh!

Posted by: Long John Silver's at November 12, 2017 10:21 PM (DMUuz)

115 /if you couldn't tell, I have no respect for Liz Smith's anodyne "gossip" that revealed nothing about what we now know.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

116 Is your forum #2 that site or somewhere else?

And is "crazy" or "Himmmm" a site or person focused on bringinv down these evil dunghills involved in child trafficking?

Posted by: teej at November 12, 2017 10:21 PM (aENAX)

117 Northernlurker, the truth you seek dwells in our midst

Posted by: The Possum Lodge at November 12, 2017 10:21 PM (JyFLk)

118 urprising number of codpieces are mislabeled, and sold as codpieces, but are actually from cheaper types of fish.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November




orange roughy and chilean sea bass

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 10:22 PM (vuY5x)

119

"My c-string anal baby, she likes it high and tight!
She slips the lips with a greasy cord,
And slides it home all night!?

- Yeil Noung, Poor Translation Album, 1969

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:22 PM (T/KY7)

120 105 In Japan would that be a Koipiece?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (eBz9f)

Octocodpus. Must have tentacles.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 10:22 PM (tbOMB)

121 Went back and read the MRI designer story. Aww, what a sweet guy.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at November 12, 2017 10:22 PM (84F5k)

122 78 Why do you they have the weekly camel exchange midway between every village over there
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There are... things... inside....that are not destroyed by cooking.
Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (6p/Y6)

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what happens in Las Camel, stays in Las Camel

Posted by: shep s. at November 12, 2017 10:22 PM (vChNs)

123 OMG is Joe Biden thinking about a run in 2020?

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I've seen several favorable mentions of the Paste-eater in the MBM lately. I interpret that as they know Hillz is radioactive and are pushing Slow Joe as the Not Hillary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)

124 I screwed an ass and now I'm a little hoarse.

Posted by: a rabid moslem at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (mJ8mX)

125 As the late, great Frank Capps once said, Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar!

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (lJW6d)

126 Congrats! Tonypete.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (tbOMB)

127 113 105 In Japan would that be a Koipiece?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 10:19 PM (eBz9f)

Minnowpiece
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah... that's what MaryAnne said...

Posted by: Gilligan at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (NgKpN)

128 Only someone from the lower classes would consider wearing a codpiece.

Posted by: The Guy In The Ahi Tunapiece at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (+0jcH)

129 Update:

I mentioned Friday night about how angry I was because everyone bailed on Little's birthday party last night. Well, we managed to reschedule it for today, and yesterday we did stuff he wanted to do as a family. Today his friends came over, pizza was had, games were played, and Little had a "great day"

I'm so glad we managed to salvage that disaster.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (Nyyc4)

130 Zappa! Damned autocorrect

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 12, 2017 10:24 PM (lJW6d)

131 Is this the thread for jackin it?

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but first come the ritual humiliation, and the begging

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 12, 2017 10:24 PM (vChNs)

132 Great news WD!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:24 PM (tr2D7)

133 yay dave !

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:24 PM (6FqZa)

134 Be gone Red Green sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2017 10:24 PM (JyFLk)

135 Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin

Who are we to force our cultural norms against fucking ponies on these poor refugees just looking for a better life!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 10:25 PM (O5Q3r)

136 I'm so glad we managed to salvage that disaster.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (Nyyc4)

That's great news Weirddave. 13 is rough enough without that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:25 PM (ycWCI)

137 I mentioned Friday night about how angry I was because everyone bailed on Little's birthday party last night. Well, we managed to reschedule it for today, and yesterday we did stuff he wanted to do as a family. Today his friends came over, pizza was had, games were played, and Little had a "great day"

I'm so glad we managed to salvage that disaster.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (Nyyc4)

Crises management is a needed skill as a parent... sadly...

Kudos!

Posted by: Don Q. who was a single Parent at November 12, 2017 10:25 PM (NgKpN)

138 I am a man. How do I identify as a man?

Leather, of course. Leather straps, leather speedo, maybe some chaps ...

*fans self*
Posted by: he-man senator lindsey at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

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did I give you permission to speak sub-creature?

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 12, 2017 10:25 PM (vChNs)

139 I'm so glad we managed to salvage that disaster.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (Nyyc4)

Well done. Glad to hear it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 10:25 PM (tbOMB)

140 129 Update:

I mentioned Friday night about how angry I was because everyone bailed on Little's birthday party last night. Well, we managed to reschedule it for today, and yesterday we did stuff he wanted to do as a family. Today his friends came over, pizza was had, games were played, and Little had a "great day"

I'm so glad we managed to salvage that disaster.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (Nyyc4)

Very good news.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

141

Actually, I'm just looking for a better ass to fuck...

Posted by: Muslim Refugee at November 12, 2017 10:26 PM (T/KY7)

142 Also, a beautiful picture at the top, MH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:05 PM (ycWCI)

Out in the West Country of Alberta, where I spent the last four days, there are a lot of little creeks that look like that. Of course, driving home today, it was late morning, and foggy with ice fog, so no pretty red sky.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 10:26 PM (oPNmq)

143 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SERVICE PONY!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at November 12, 2017 10:26 PM (+0jcH)

144 Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin; the man's crime was witnessed by shocked visitors who took a photo of the incident and handed it over to the authorities.

++++

Rape? I suppose. To tell the truth, I didn't even know he was there. The guy was hung like a human.

Posted by: The Pony at November 12, 2017 10:26 PM (FUu/Z)

145 Good evening, Horde.

A fine day. Five and a half hours at a friend's birthday. Funny thing, the conversational noise that once might have been a bit much for me? I sat back and found it relaxing, even if I wasn't involved.

It's a funny thing. Since I moved to my new apartment, I feel more...normal than I have in years.

Side note, I would request anonymous prayers for an online (elsewhere) friend whose mother is in likely the final days of her fight with cancer. Added to a father with advancing Alzheimer's, she's not taking things well. Prayers for the mother to find peace and mercy, and the family for the strength to get through this difficult time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 12, 2017 10:26 PM (lLeln)

146 I am a man. How do I identify as a man?

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Well, my pad is very messy
And there's whiskers on my chin
And I'm all hung up on music
And I always play to win

I ain't got no time for lovin'
'Cause my time is all used up
Just to sit around creatin'
All that groovy kind of stuff

But I'm a man, yes I am
And I can't help
But love you so
copyright http://elyrics.net

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 12, 2017 10:26 PM (vChNs)

147 I'm a man.
Yes I am,
and I can't help but love you so.


Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (T71PA)

148 I clicked on the link about the woman who tried to hire a hitman to kill her husband and things backfired on her and came across another Daily Mail gem: A man shot himself in the penis while trying to hold up a hot dog joint in Chicago.

Zombie Darwin laughs...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (P8951)

149 A surprising number of codpieces are mislabeled, and sold as codpieces, but are actually from cheaper types of fish.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (zCyNd)

Those are sold as kodpieces.

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I bought some Beyond Chicken the other day thinking it was chicken with special spices and stuff. Turns out it's veggie chicken. Shouldda named it Not Even Chicken.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (Nwg0u)

150 130 Zappa! Damned autocorrect
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 12, 2017 10:24 PM (lJW6d)

Glad you caught that, keep 'er movin'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (3/sUh)

151 Leather, of course. Leather straps, leather speedo, maybe some chaps ...



*fans self*

Posted by: he-man senator lindsey at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (6FqZa)


For the speedo, surimi works well.

Posted by: GQ is not gaylord! at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (zCyNd)

152 129 Update:

I mentioned Friday night about how angry I was because everyone bailed on Little's birthday party last night. Well, we managed to reschedule it for today, and yesterday we did stuff he wanted to do as a family. Today his friends came over, pizza was had, games were played, and Little had a "great day"

I'm so glad we managed to salvage that disaster.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2017 10:23 PM (Nyyc4)


Oh thank goodness! I am so glad it worked out for your son!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

153 Great news WD!

+1

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (3C9q2)

154 The lumberjack shirt is the tell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (+0jcH)

Funny, the guy in the Chev commercials doesn't put off a "man's man" vibe. Yet, I believe he sports plaid shirts frequently.

Posted by: Blake at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (WEBkv)

155 Dang it Mistress, you beat me to it.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (T71PA)

156 That's because we make them out of cod.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)


At least it's stock.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2017 10:28 PM (2K6fY)

157 I bought some Beyond Chicken the other day thinking it was chicken with special spices and stuff. Turns out it's veggie chicken. Shouldda named it Not Even Chicken

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It's the meatless Manwich of chicken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:28 PM (+0jcH)

158 Shocking photos show how a man staged his own murder complete with fake bullet hole in his head after discovering his wife had hired a hitman to kill him. Boxing coach Ramon Sosa posed as a blood stained corpse to help police catch his wife Maria Lulu Sosa. She hired the hitman to carry out the killing for just 1,500 then laughed when she saw a photo of her dead husband

If you want a job done right, do it yourself. By the way, there was a similar incident like this on one of the true crime networks, either ID or Justice Network.

Here's the mistake the murdering wives tend to make. They want their husband wacked and they aren't bright enough to know the difference between a criminal who does things like burglaries, and an actual murderer. So they meet up with some guy who served a couple years for B & E.

The guy thinks, " No way am I risking life in prison for that stupid woman," and goes running to the cops. They have him tell the genius that he's found someone who'll do the job. An undercover cop gets her on tape paying him to kill hubby, and they've got her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

159 Occidental College is in LA so maybe Harvey Weinstein or Louis CK showed that professor Mr. Happy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:28 PM (P8951)

160 144 Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin; the man's crime was witnessed by shocked visitors who took a photo of the incident and handed it over to the authorities.

++++

Rape? I suppose. To tell the truth, I didn't even know he was there. The guy was hung like a human.
Posted by: The Pony at November 12, 2017 10:26 PM (FUu/Z)

His defense will be... that under Islamic Law, as the Pony was NOT wearing a Burkha, it was AKSING to be raped...

plus, in order for it to be rape under Islamic Law, either the victim or a MALE RELATIVE must make the accusation...

Thus.... now a crime under Islam...

Case... closed...

Posted by: Don Q. who was a single Parent at November 12, 2017 10:28 PM (NgKpN)

161 Great to hear, WeirdDave! As my late father would say, "absolute rigid flexibility"...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 12, 2017 10:29 PM (lLeln)

162 Gotta bail
4:15 in the am comes pretty early.

Posted by: teej at November 12, 2017 10:29 PM (aENAX)

163 It's almost worth cable cutting and trying the various live streaming services just for the different commercials.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 10:30 PM (I/iGu)

164 but it said Pony rides were just 5 euros

Posted by: Syrian at November 12, 2017 10:30 PM (vChNs)

165 Okay, we've got the world's largest beaver dam. Where's the world's largest dam beaver?



Posted by: Cantankerous Programmer at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (3t7n1)

Beaverlodge, Alberta, of course: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9usl9cq

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 10:30 PM (oPNmq)

166 @95 Ok, let's have it, Clique.

HORDE! I meant Horde!

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:30 PM (kUotE)

167 145 Good evening, Horde.

A fine day. Five and a half hours at a friend's birthday. Funny thing, the conversational noise that once might have been a bit much for me? I sat back and found it relaxing, even if I wasn't involved.

It's a funny thing. Since I moved to my new apartment, I feel more...normal than I have in years.

Side note, I would request anonymous prayers for an online (elsewhere) friend whose mother is in likely the final days of her fight with cancer. Added to a father with advancing Alzheimer's, she's not taking things well. Prayers for the mother to find peace and mercy, and the family for the strength to get through this difficult time.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 12, 2017 10:26 PM (lLeln)


Prayers for you friend's mother and family. And I am so glad you had a lovely day!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

168 The question is, will Roy Moore deny improper activities with an underage pony?

Posted by: CNNABCGOPNBCCBS at November 12, 2017 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

169 I just tries to voices teh reason

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:31 PM (kUotE)

170 People with a history of "self-mutilation," bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse can now seek waivers to join the Army under an unannounced policy enacted in August, according to documents obtained by USA TODAY.



Oh, but people with depression issues and suicide attempts get discharged after ten faithful years of service? Excuse me while I cuss like a sailor, drink like a Mick, and my only words of wisdom are [radio edit].

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 12, 2017 10:32 PM (XKZwp)

171 CNNABCGOPNBCCBS, and then three days later you can run with "Roy Moore STILL Denies Pursuing Relationship With Teenage Pony"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:32 PM (6FqZa)

172 Mmmmmmm, morons in codpieces.

Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2017 10:12 PM (ZapPq)

Pollockpieces would be just wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 10:32 PM (oPNmq)

173 168 The question is, will Roy Moore deny improper activities with an underage pony?
Posted by: CNNABCGOPNBCCBS at November 12, 2017 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

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It isn't the truth of the accusation, it's the seriousness of the charge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:32 PM (+0jcH)

174 "But Your Honor, I swear, her ID said she was a camel!"

Posted by: transcriptionist at November 12, 2017 10:32 PM (zCyNd)

175 Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin;

I really don't think it's possible to rape a pony. If that pony isn't into it, I don't think any would-be pony rapist is going to be walking straight for some time.

Clearly, it was consensual.

Why do the Germans insist on calling it "rape" when just the fact that it was public beastiality (with children around) should be perverted enough for everyone to understand?

Oh ... because it's Germany.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2017 10:34 PM (8gDQu)

176 My older brother was married to a woman with bipolar disorder. I say was because he finally had to divorce her. Either she went off her meds or they stopped working. This happened several times over the years and was becoming more and more frequent. She would also run up the credit cards, he'd pay them off and she'd run them up again. When off her meds or when they stopped working she became very argumentative and he had to commit her several times. It finally got to a point where he had to divorce her for his own health. I can't believe the Army is considering allowing people like this to enlist. We are in deep trouble as a country.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 12, 2017 10:34 PM (IuYIh)

177 Unlike Harv and the ficus, which is more like a parasitical one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


At least Harv hasn't done a pony.
That we know of.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

178 They call them the Ship of the Desert because they're full of Syrian seamen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:34 PM (+0jcH)

179 Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

I think women like that believe they are so irresistibly hot they can , er, persuade a normal man to commit murder for them . Honey, you're not Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat."

In that case, the man she asked was also a former student of her husband who was a boxing instructor. Did it ever occur to her that he might have liked her husband and didn't want to off the guy?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:34 PM (P8951)

180 was it a male or female pony?

Posted by: avi at November 12, 2017 10:35 PM (V0HI0)

181 Syrians: Raping the ponies that Germans just won't rape.

Really need to import more of them here.

Posted by: Splunge at November 12, 2017 10:35 PM (Vb4BV)

182 Was that wrong?

Posted by: George Costanzo Al Horsefucki at November 12, 2017 10:35 PM (tbOMB)

183 The love that could never be spoken;
Oh! That such taboos've been broken!
A man fvcked an ass?
So crass! without class!
Hills and the donks? By the same token.

Posted by: Irish setter at November 12, 2017 10:35 PM (azcrj)

184 177 Unlike Harv and the ficus, which is more like a parasitical one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

At least Harv hasn't done a pony.
That we know of.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

It's time I came forward.

Posted by: Twilight Sparkle at November 12, 2017 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

185 They call them the Ship of the Desert because they're full of Syrian seamen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November




Were I drinking coffee it would be on the computer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (vuY5x)

186 When I bing "Neil Young" the first thing I get is:

The first track to emerge from Neil Young's upcoming album The Visitor is 'Already Great', a response to the Donald Trump slogan 'Make America Great Again'

...

Already Great reflects Young's reaction to the direction he sees the US heading in, and opens with the lines, "I'm a Canadian by the way and I love the USA," while the refrain features the lyrics, "Already great, you're already great. You're the promised land, the helping hand. No wall. No hate. No fascist USA. Whose street? Our street!"


http://tinyurl.com/y7b8eox7

So he seems like a leftist asshole.

Tell you what, Neil. Let's say a man was told that in order to be "great" he had to remove the door from his house so that criminals could enter it, harm his family as well as himself, and despoil him. If the man, anxious to be well thought of, were to follow this advice, would that make him "great" or "stupid"?

Fuck you Neil. Show us how "great" you are first and then maybe others will take you seriously. He's like a Pharisee "You lay down heavy burdens on people's shoulders and refuse to lift a finger to help".

When will some former underage groupie come forward and send this shitstain into oblivion where he belongs?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (/qEW2)

187 Oberlin founded would be turning over in their graves if they weren't probably with the Lord in heaven:

Oberlin was founded in 1833 by two Presbyterian ministers, John Shipherd and Philo P. Stewart. The pair had become friends while spending the summer of 1832 together in nearby Elyria and discovered a shared dissatisfaction with what they saw as the lack of strong Christian morals among the settlers of the American West.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (8+Ozj)

188 173 168 The question is, will Roy Moore deny improper activities with an underage pony?
Posted by: CNNABCGOPNBCCBS at November 12, 2017 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

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It isn't the truth of the accusation, it's the seriousness of the charge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:32 PM (+0jcH)

Only if you are NOT a Democrat....

Bill Clinton was accused of actual RAPE... not just hitting on a minor...

I don't remember Bill Christol or any of the Repub Scolds specifically saying HE must resign...

Posted by: Don Q, singing the Song of Angry Men at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (NgKpN)

189 175 Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin

The pony probably didn't even feel anything.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (P8951)

190 I mentioned Friday night about how angry I was because everyone bailed on Little's birthday party last night. Well, we managed to reschedule it for today, and yesterday we did stuff he wanted to do as a family. Today his friends came over, pizza was had, games were played, and Little had a "great day"

I'm so glad we managed to salvage that disaster.

Posted by: Weirddave

Quick thinking. Great

Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (i7/wm)

191

I gave that bitch 5 handfuls of hay. She said she'd do anything... well I guess 'anything' doesn't include putting on a strapon and stump training me... whore...

Posted by: Muslim Refugee at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (T/KY7)

192 187-Make that "founders" not founding.
The Conservatory might still be worth attending; I don't know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (8+Ozj)

193 The Army's not the Army any more
It's better than it's ever been before
The Sargent isn't tough anymore . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)

194 91 A surprising number of codpieces are mislabeled, and sold as codpieces, but are actually from cheaper types of fish.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (zCyNd)


Brilliant. I stand in awe.

Posted by: Splunge at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (Vb4BV)

195 Uh oh. Silver is coming out with a book about his years with the Lone Ranger. Beneath the Mask.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (Nwg0u)

196 Why is it that when humans build dams it is considered environmentally damaging, but when beavers build them it is considered natural?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (FUu/Z)

197 155 Dang it Mistress, you beat me to it.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 12, 2017 10:27 PM (T71PA)

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beating you is just one of life's little pleasures. That'll be $89.95

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (vChNs)

198 No "Wall of Shame" tonight?

...Slacker

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (Ckg4U)

199 189 175 Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin

The pony probably didn't even feel anything.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (P8951)

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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (+0jcH)

200 184 177 Unlike Harv and the ficus, which is more like a parasitical one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

At least Harv hasn't done a pony.
That we know of.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

It's time I came forward.
Posted by: Twilight Sparkle at November 12, 2017 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah...... Youuuuu need to talk to my daughter... when she was trying to break into acting...

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (NgKpN)

201 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 10:36 PM (8+Ozj)

So would the founder of Harvard, since it was founded to train Puritan clergymen.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (P8951)

202 ... those WW2 Disney propaganda cartoons left a few earworms

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:38 PM (6FqZa)

203 Miklos, did you see my suggestions at the end of the book thread this AM?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2017 10:38 PM (2K6fY)

204 beating you is just one of life's little pleasures. That'll be $89.95

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (vChNs)

Will you take a check?

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 12, 2017 10:39 PM (T71PA)

205 Isn't a woman who tries to order a hit job on her husband guilty of Toxic Femininity?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:40 PM (P8951)

206 203
Miklos, did you see my suggestions at the end of the book thread this AM?


Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2017 10:38 PM (2K6fY)

Retrograde advance to AM thread! Thanks!

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 10:40 PM (zCyNd)

207 1st oberlin link has a trailing "

Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 10:40 PM (FhXTo)

208 WD--didn't you mention that your son just turned thirteen? You need to change his nickname from "little" to "The Stud."

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

209 Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (P8951)

Yes; There are a number of schools founded by ministers to train ministers. Thank God they aren't alive to see it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 10:41 PM (8+Ozj)

210 The limerick went under a sock,
The muzz and the donkeys to mock;
By making comparison
To what Hillary has done,
You'd swear that she'd used her own c*ck!

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at November 12, 2017 10:41 PM (azcrj)

211 205 Isn't a woman who tries to order a hit job on her husband guilty of Toxic Femininity?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 12, 2017 10:40 PM (P8951)


No, it's all cool.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yagqdd5k

"Women can do no wrong."

Posted by: Splunge at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (Vb4BV)

212
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (+0jcH)


---

give us 50 years

Posted by: army of beavers at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (vChNs)

213
I bought some Beyond Chicken the other day thinking it was chicken with special spices and stuff. Turns out it's veggie chicken. Shouldda named it Not Even Chicken

I Can't Believe It's Not Chicken

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (IqV8l)

214 >> Why do the Germans insist on calling it "rape" when just the fact that it was public beastiality (with children around) should be perverted enough for everyone to understand?

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You know, I've actually gotten into arguments over this. The reason we (society in general) ban bestiality is because it's fucked up sick shit, not because of any concern for the animal.

Some lefties (when it comes to sick sex) and libertarians will try to pretend that protecting the animal is the rational basis for banning bestiality.

You can get them tied in knots with the "Love wins" argument. Okay, then let's allow a brother and sister (or worse) to get married... "That's incest!". Okay, forget about that, how about a brother and brother. Same sex incest?

"That's still incest!" Well, why, no children can be produced. There's no rational basis for it.....

Some will attempt to short circuit this argument, and not have to follow the logic, by screaming, "Are you comparing being gay to incest! You H8R!".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

215 Big Brother Baby Sitting Service.

They don't make clothespins like that anymore! Or maybe the kid's dad was a welder.

I denounce myself for not calling Child Protective Services immediately...

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (pszv/)

216 I never realized how huge beavers get til I saw one up close in shallow water.


Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (FhXTo)

217 Again, a fine Ont! Congratulations! Much appreciate all your work

Posted by: Anne R. ABLER at November 12, 2017 10:43 PM (gRjsG)

218 SLAP!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 12, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

219 I have to thank clowns like the professor at Oberlin College for continuing to pussify college aged males then send them out into the world. If it wasn't for these wimps, 49 year olds like me that strongly identify as a male, wouldn't have all these hot young chicks to slay(bang) on a weekly basis. While these man tittied wusses are wearing the latest Prana yoga gear and prancing around like nances at the gym, I'm out pushing iron and staying ripped. So thanks you a-holes, keep it up, while western civ continues to die. If someone is to benefit from it, it might as well be me.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 12, 2017 10:43 PM (9hoR+)

220 Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame

Do you have an under-shaft chainsaw attachment for your strap-on?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (8O3HH)

221 216 I never realized how huge beavers get til I saw one up close in shallow water.

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Water? Does that kill the smell?

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Abedin Wiener at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (+0jcH)

222 good night cliquers !! ..yeah I know .. don't expect a response. kinda like teej

Posted by: flat_foot at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (2xRJh)

223 :: clears throat ::

:: taps mic ::

"Horseman baby"

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (y87Qq)

224 I never realized how huge beavers get til I saw one up close in shallow water.

Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (FhXTo)

I don't recall ever swimming with you.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (T71PA)

225 175
Police have arrested a 23-year-old Syrian for allegedly raping a pony at a children's zoo in Berlin;



I really don't think it's possible to rape a pony. If that pony
isn't into it, I don't think any would-be pony rapist is going to be
walking straight for some time.



Clearly, it was consensual.

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Definitely not consensual - he tried obtaining affirmative consent by asking the pony if he could have sex with it, and the pony replied "Nay".

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (x/Lj2)

226
I never realized how huge beavers get til I saw one up close in shallow water.




Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (FhXTo)

Water magnifies everything.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (oPNmq)

227 204 beating you is just one of life's little pleasures. That'll be $89.95

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 12, 2017 10:37 PM (vChNs)

Will you take a check?

--

what do I look like? Mistress Just Born Yesterday?

Bitchcoins or PainPal

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 12, 2017 10:45 PM (vChNs)

228 Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 12, 2017 10:43 PM (9hoR+)

Weekly? You should write a how-to guide or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

229 213 I bought some Beyond Chicken the other day thinking it was chicken with special spices and stuff. Turns out it's veggie chicken. Shouldda named it Not Even Chicken

I Can't Believe It's Not Chicken

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (IqV8l)


Yeah, they're getting downright creative with the names. Never buy "field meat," BTW.

One of my favorite pictures ever was from a Houston supermarket, in the wake of the flood. It showed absolutely empty shelves, except for a vertical slice that was completely full of vegan crap.

Posted by: Splunge at November 12, 2017 10:45 PM (Vb4BV)

230 Do you have an under-shaft chainsaw attachment for your strap-on?
Asking for a friend.


Didn't know you were pals with Paul Ryan

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:45 PM (6FqZa)

231 discovered a shared dissatisfaction with what they saw as the lack of
strong Christian morals among the settlers of the American West.
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What do those cocksuckers mean by that?

Posted by: zombie al swearengen at November 12, 2017 10:45 PM (mJ8mX)

232 222 good night cliquers !! ..yeah I know .. don't expect a response. kinda like teej
Posted by: flat_foot at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (2xRJh)

Night, FF.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:45 PM (ycWCI)

233 "Chick'n" is another cutesy little name to cover up fake chicken.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:46 PM (6FqZa)

234 Update:

I mentioned Friday night about how angry I was because everyone bailed on Little's birthday party last night. Well, we managed to reschedule it for today, and yesterday we did stuff he wanted to do as a family. Today his friends came over, pizza was had, games were played, and Little had a "great day"

I'm so glad we managed to salvage that disaster.
Posted by: Weirddave

Thanks for the update, and glad to hear Little was happy with friends. That's too young to find the world is filled with jerks.

Happy Birthday, Little!


Posted by: Granite Heart at November 12, 2017 10:46 PM (KOc2K)

235 233 "Chick'n" is another cutesy little name to cover up fake chicken.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:46 PM (6FqZa)

Chick-fil-a cows use it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:46 PM (ycWCI)

236 Some lefties (when it comes to sick sex) and libertarians will try to pretend that protecting the animal is the rational basis for banning bestiality.

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So they'd be OK with sex with a dead animal?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 10:46 PM (vChNs)

237 Belarus man was killed by a beaver.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 10:47 PM (tbOMB)

238 Sheesh. I try to pick a fight but YOU PEOPLE STILL IGNORE MY POSTS!

*throws phone, sulks*

Just kidding guys, you be you. I'll be... *cries*

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:47 PM (kUotE)

239 So they'd be OK with sex with a dead animal?

Jeff Dahmer might...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)

240 I never realized how huge beavers get til I saw one up close in shallow water.

It'd probably be even bigger if it was in warm water.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 12, 2017 10:47 PM (IuYIh)

241 233 "Chick'n" is another cutesy little name to cover up fake chicken.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:46 PM (6FqZa)

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Don't even ask about the "Two-na."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 10:47 PM (+0jcH)

242 111 Could you imagine a primary debate between Uncle Joe the Paste Eater and the Beast? 15-minute long bathroom breaks and lots of yelling.
Posted by: jmel


You left out the coughing fits. And she'll need a walker in order to stand more than 10 minutes. Or were you thinking of having Granny sit?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

243 Why is it that when humans build dams it is considered environmentally damaging, but when beavers build them it is considered natural?

Only when Western white-identifying humans do it. If an Indian or Amazon tribe wanted to build a dam, "...oh, so precious!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2017 10:48 PM (tIhIY)

244 Hello hordelings!
Today I have been pondering the most pressing question of the modern era.....




Just what exactly would have happened if someone had stepped on his blue suede shoes? I mean, what would Elvis have done to the rotten bastard?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2017 10:48 PM (yTnCT)

245 She could have one of those lift recliners that my 97 year old dad used.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2017 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

246 237
Belarus man was killed by a beaver.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 10:47 PM (tbOMB)

Not the first time.

Posted by: Megan Marshak at November 12, 2017 10:48 PM (zCyNd)

247 Life lessons from Neil Young. Easy to be "charged up" when money isn't an issue and you're treated like a living legend everywhere you go, oh, and you're diddling Daryl Hannah on the side.

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 12, 2017 10:48 PM (xHVD5)

248 Winona has a big brown beaver.

Copy? Over.

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (wCs6c)

249 Harvey and the Ficus. Hmmm isn't that a children's book?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (nBr1j)

250 Just what exactly would have happened if someone
had stepped on his blue suede shoes? I mean, what would Elvis
have done to the rotten bastard?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 12, 2017 10:48 PM (yTnCT)

Elvis carried a pistol, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (oPNmq)

251 oh, and you're diddling Daryl Hannah on the side.
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If that is the case he's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (tr2D7)

252 111,
"Could you imagine a primary debate between Uncle Joe the Paste Eater and
the Beast? 15-minute long bathroom breaks and lots of yelling."


I'd bet money that's one female space Unka-Joe wouldn't get hands on in.

Posted by: geoffb at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (zOpu5)

253 3 good ripostes but no "phrasing".

Actually wound up on the end of a dock on a bay with the beaver maybe 20 feet away, dam near as big as retriever sized dog.

Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (FhXTo)

254 Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame

Do you have an under-shaft chainsaw attachment for your strap-on?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:44 PM (8O3HH)

---

I save that for the ones who try to be a pain in the ass. one time.

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (vChNs)

255 Just what exactly would have happened if someone had stepped on his blue suede shoes? I mean, what would Elvis have done to the rotten bastard?

Probably stepped on him back. Did you ever see pictures of the guy toward the end? Yikes!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (6FqZa)

256 Remember how it is that we are the ones supposed to be transphobic H8rz who deny trans-persons the right to exist in public by beating them?

Yah, about that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyHB0COkw3s

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (itfg0)

257 Worst thing about the pony story is that the guy did it in the afternoon, out in the open. He acted like there was nothing wrong and it was acceptable behavior that did not have to be done secretly out of view.

Posted by: mark1971 at November 12, 2017 10:50 PM (xPl2J)

258 Harvey and the Ficus. Hmmm isn't that a children's book?

Yeah but you have to get it in German

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 10:50 PM (6FqZa)

259 247 Life lessons from Neil Young. Easy to be "charged up" when money isn't an issue and you're treated like a living legend everywhere you go, oh, and you're diddling Daryl Hannah on the side.
Posted by: MSTisdale at November 12, 2017 10:48 PM (xHVD5)

If he's diddling her on the side his aim isn't true.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:50 PM (nBr1j)

260 oh, and you're diddling Daryl Hannah on the side.
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If that is the case he's doing it wrong.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (tr2D7)


Which explains still being charged up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 10:50 PM (tbOMB)

261 Only when Western white-identifying humans do it. If an Indian or Amazon tribe wanted to build a dam, "...oh, so precious!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2017 10:48 PM (tIhIY)


Just identify as a beaver and it's totes OK...

Posted by: Wynona at November 12, 2017 10:51 PM (itfg0)

262 well, the worst thing about the whole pony thing is that the pony was not even aware anything had occurred.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 10:51 PM (vuY5x)

263
Daryl Hannah got Uncle Harvey'd too. He tried to get in her hotel room, knocking and beating on the door. Daily Mail had it, of course, and some others.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:51 PM (8O3HH)

264 238 Sheesh. I try to pick a fight but YOU PEOPLE STILL IGNORE MY POSTS!

*throws phone, sulks*

Just kidding guys, you be you. I'll be... *cries*
Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:47 PM (kUotE)

*gets into the game of charades*

Sad?

Hillary upon finding out the vodka is all gone!

No?

Bill finding out he cannot go to pedo island this weekend?

No?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:51 PM (ycWCI)

265 Brooklyn tabernacle devotional from yesterday, but I liked it:

The promise of hope:

http://tinyurl.com/y79f9hb3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 10:51 PM (8+Ozj)

266 Actually wound up on the end of a dock on a bay with the beaver maybe 20 feet away, dam near as big as retriever sized dog.


Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (FhXTo)

Yeah, they are solid animals. And when they are alarmed, they give the water of the pond a whack with that big slab of a tail, and it sounds like a gunshot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 10:51 PM (oPNmq)

267 @228 Insomniac-A how to guide for a hunt (mule deer, elk, antelope) or a how to guide for pleasing the ladyfolk? I'm pretty good for guiding hunts in Northern Nevada. For women it's Farringtons in Pleasant Hill, Ca. But like any good hunting spot I try not to beat it up to much.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 12, 2017 10:52 PM (9hoR+)

268 Some lefties (when it comes to sick sex) and libertarians will try to pretend that protecting the animal is the rational basis for banning bestiality.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH)


I know. It's beyond retarded. They try to say that someone having sex with a dog is bad because the dog can't give consent. A male dog just tried to screw my shin, and the coffee table leg, and the couch ... and the lefties are trying to claim that someone finally nailing a bitch is "raping" the poor thing because she couldn't give her consent - as she does to the table-fucker. It would make you laugh ... if you didn't know that these leftist idiots were being taken seriously by people.

The fact is that leftists are looking for a way to normalize beastiality, eventually. I bet it's at the top of their list, since it's so utterly abhorrent to normal people. So, they are trying to back into it by arguing that there's nothing wrong with beastiality but that it should (currently) remain illegal because of the laughable consent argument. As soon as they can get that whole idea firmly implanted they'll pull the rug out from under the "it can't give consent" argument, since it's such a total joke, to begin with.

"Raping a pony" ... I mean, really. Can you imagine what that guy would look like if that pony decided that it didn't want that Syrian on its ass? If it were here the lefties would be pushing for federal civil rights violations (of the pony) filed against their pet Syrian (all just for show, of course, as they really would like the Syrians to do that stuff all over the place).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2017 10:52 PM (8gDQu)

269 Belarus man was killed by a beaver.

Wonder if they have any "Bieber" at the Berlin Petting Zoo? Hey, Achmed, that one over there gives blowjobs!

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2017 10:52 PM (YXJ+5)

270 Only when Western white-identifying humans do it. If an Indian or Amazon tribe wanted to build a dam, "...oh, so precious!"

Posted by: t-bird at November



well when they are more or less using the same tools as the beaver it is kind of fun to watch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 10:52 PM (vuY5x)

271 248 Winona has a big brown beaver.

Copy? Over.
Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2017 10:49 PM (wCs6c)

Is this a duck call for BSG?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:52 PM (ycWCI)

272 "So they'd be OK with sex with a dead animal?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90"

Only of the animal gave it's consent before it died.

Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2017 10:53 PM (NbRJx)

273 Mom used to serve us City Chicken every once in a while. It tasted pretty good from what I remember.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_chicken

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 10:53 PM (IqV8l)

274 Ms. Ryder's eyes have gotten whacky over the years. Too bad. No matter, I'd still cannonball into Winona's BBB. No doubt it'd be a scene in there from Alice in Wonderland on bad acid.

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 12, 2017 10:53 PM (xHVD5)

275 never realized how huge beavers get til I saw one up close in shallow water...

Posted by: Bill

Direct hits with 12 ga are not enough. Thick fur, layer of fat, solid muscle: thats one reason why trappers prefer drownding traps.

Posted by: Granite Heart at November 12, 2017 10:54 PM (KOc2K)

276 265 Brooklyn tabernacle devotional from yesterday, but I liked it:
The promise of hope:
http://tinyurl.com/y79f9hb3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 10:51 PM (8+Ozj)


Nice. Hard to fully accept into one, but nice.

Posted by: Splunge at November 12, 2017 10:54 PM (Vb4BV)

277 @264 The cheerleader from 'They're All Gonna Laugh At You'.

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:54 PM (kUotE)

278 Weekly? You should write a how-to guide or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at November




Sex for dummies?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 10:54 PM (vuY5x)

279 273 Mom used to serve us City Chicken every once in a while. It tasted pretty good from what I remember.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_chicken
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 10:53 PM (IqV8l)


The best way to fake meat is with other meat.

Posted by: Splunge at November 12, 2017 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)

280 The pony was asking for it. Just look at the way she's prancing around.

Posted by: Donna Koran at November 12, 2017 10:55 PM (tbOMB)

281 Worst thing about the pony story is that the guy did
it in the afternoon, out in the open. He acted like there was nothing
wrong and it was acceptable behavior that did not have to be done
secretly out of view.


Posted by: mark1971 at November 12, 2017 10:50 PM (xPl2J)

Maybe he was inspired:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyaxcvHSyZY

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 10:55 PM (oPNmq)

282 Belarus man was killed by a beaver.

Did the beaver have rabies? According to the CDC, rabid beavers have been found in several locations in Florida; also one that bit several visitors to the Philadelphia Zoo.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 12, 2017 10:56 PM (3C9q2)

283 277 @264 The cheerleader from 'They're All Gonna Laugh At You'.
Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:54 PM (kUotE)

Think I missed that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:56 PM (ycWCI)

284 If the Syrian could read he would have realized it was a petting zoo, not a go all the way zoo.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:56 PM (nBr1j)

285 https://youtu.be/e3kkHovFaeI

Please clique.

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:56 PM (kUotE)

286 Belarus man was killed by a beaver.

Did the beaver have rabies? According to the CDC, rabid beavers have been found in several locations in Florida; also one that bit several visitors to the Philadelphia Zoo.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 12, 2017 10:56 PM (3C9q2)

The Belarus man is dead, Jim. Killed by a beaver.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 12, 2017 10:57 PM (T71PA)

287 You know, I've actually gotten into arguments over this. The reason we (society in general) ban bestiality is because it's fucked up sick shit, not because of any concern for the animal.

Some lefties (when it comes to sick sex) and libertarians will try to pretend that protecting the animal is the rational basis for banning bestiality.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

++++

They can't admit how screwed up their logic is.

We can sheep tethered up all its life. Mate it with other sheep to get the desired offspring. Kill a sheep, eat its flesh, turn its hide into clothing for ourselves. We obviously are not getting the sheep's consent for any of this. We don't take their consent into it in any way in the way the we treat animals. They are property.

Bestiality is not rape, it's just a disgusting act performed by mental defectives. They used to have a word in psychology to describe these people.

Abnormal.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2017 10:57 PM (FUu/Z)

288
Remember that guy who "raped" a horse. It wasn't what you first think.

It was a stallion and he wanted to be the bottom. He died from a perforated rectum/colon.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)

289 131 Is this the thread for jackin it?

---

but first come the ritual humiliation, and the begging

The thread is married?

Posted by: bill-o at November 12, 2017 10:57 PM (lMhhk)

290 "I didn't want to do that with the pony; somehow I felt behooved"

Posted by: Frans-mahmoud Uberdangel at November 12, 2017 10:57 PM (zCyNd)

291 Yeah, they are solid animals.

This was upstate MN, the local boat mechanic traps them in winter.

Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 10:58 PM (FhXTo)

292 was it legitimate rape?

Posted by: Todd Akin at November 12, 2017 10:58 PM (V0HI0)

293 we sure it was not a flying pony?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 10:58 PM (vuY5x)

294 267 @228 Insomniac-A how to guide for a hunt (mule deer, elk, antelope) or a how to guide for pleasing the ladyfolk? I'm pretty good for guiding hunts in Northern Nevada. For women it's Farringtons in Pleasant Hill, Ca. But like any good hunting spot I try not to beat it up to much.
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 12, 2017 10:52 PM (9hoR+)

For scoring, not the pleasing. The latter part I can manage. The former, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

295 284 If the Syrian could read he would have realized it was a petting zoo, not a go all the way zoo.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 10:56 PM (nBr1j)

That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.

And I am wrong for seeing different areas "First Base", "Second Base", etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 10:58 PM (ycWCI)

296 it wasn't rape-rape

Posted by: whoopie goldberg at November 12, 2017 10:59 PM (V0HI0)

297 I was gonna do the splits for you guys, but now I'm not gonna!

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:59 PM (kUotE)

298 Chick'n, isn't that like "city chick'n" mom used to feed us on those little kabob sticks? Only recently found out is was pork. Why in the hell didn't they just call it pork kabobs? Anyone have that as a kid?

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 12, 2017 10:59 PM (xHVD5)

299 amateur!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at November 12, 2017 11:00 PM (V0HI0)

300 Worst thing about the pony story is that the guy did it in the
afternoon, out in the open. He acted like there was nothing wrong and it
was acceptable behavior that did not have to be done secretly out of
view.

No criminal intent. Free him.

Posted by: james comey at November 12, 2017 11:00 PM (mJ8mX)

301 "I didn't want to do that with the pony; somehow I felt behooved"


Posted by: Frans-mahmoud Uberdangel at November 12, 2017 10:57 PM (zCyNd)

Heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:00 PM (oPNmq)

302 No "city chicken", no pork kabobs. We got landgull.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:01 PM (y87Qq)

303 The fact is that leftists are looking for a way to normalize beastiality, eventually. I bet it's at the top of their list, since it's so utterly abhorrent to normal people. So, they are trying to back into it by arguing that there's nothing wrong with beastiality but that it should (currently) remain illegal because of the laughable consent argument. As soon as they can get that whole idea firmly implanted they'll pull the rug out from under the "it can't give consent" argument, since it's such a total joke, to begin with.

"Raping a pony" ... I mean, really. Can you imagine what that guy would look like if that pony decided that it didn't want that Syrian on its ass? If it were here the lefties would be pushing for federal civil rights violations (of the pony) filed against their pet Syrian (all just for show, of course, as they really would like the Syrians to do that stuff all over the place).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2017 10:52 PM (8gDQu)


Bestiality laws, and in some countries laws involving minors like in Denmark, were repealed when laws against sodomy were repealed because they were all lumped together as "crimes against nature".

The question of consent is indeed the only legal argument against these sexual activities. It is also one that can be legally and socially far more fungible than any of us here would like.

Posted by: The Consentable Hat at November 12, 2017 11:01 PM (itfg0)

304 If the pony didn't want it, he shouldn't have swiped right on "Syrian Pony Grindr."

Posted by: Splunge at November 12, 2017 11:01 PM (Vb4BV)

305 Chick'n, isn't that like "city chick'n" mom used to
feed us on those little kabob sticks? Only recently found out is was
pork. Why in the hell didn't they just call it pork kabobs? Anyone have
that as a kid?


Posted by: MSTisdale at November 12, 2017 10:59 PM (xHVD5)

Every week, after Friday prayers.

Posted by: Imam Achmed al-Porcini at November 12, 2017 11:01 PM (zCyNd)

306 Can't we have some common sense football control?

https://tinyurl.com/y7qc3a2b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 11:01 PM (Nwg0u)

307 To hell with Neil Young, sure.

But, Blue Suede is by Carl Perkins. Elvis didn't write much.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2017 11:01 PM (H5rtT)

308
He should just find a "pony girl" (or pony dude, if he swings that way). I'm sure there's a lot of those in Germany. They can consent.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:02 PM (8O3HH)

309 I just cannot get into the conversation about having sex with animals.

If there were some 'Ettes around tonight, I could tell them about the lovely event I attended today, at which everyone was all dressed up. The clothes and jewelry!

Then maybe we could finally have our fashion thread.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

310 208 WD--didn't you mention that your son just turned thirteen? You need to change his nickname from "little" to "The Stud."

He's "Little" to differentiate him from his older brother "Big".

Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2017 11:03 PM (Nyyc4)

311 I just cannot get into the conversation about having sex with animals.

If there were some 'Ettes around tonight, I could tell them about the lovely event I attended today, at which everyone was all dressed up. The clothes and jewelry!

Then maybe we could finally have our fashion thread.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November




sex sex will do too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:03 PM (vuY5x)

312 I was told there'd be no cliquing.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:03 PM (fA1SL)

313

Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

314 @310: "He's "Little" to differentiate him from his older brother "Big"."

So long as you don't name your oldest Richard.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:04 PM (I/iGu)

315 no real cliques so much as temporary, self organizing, virtual cliques.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:04 PM (vuY5x)

316 >>>Is this a duck call for BSG?



Posted by: Aetius451AD<<<

After all of the bluster, I don't believe Banana Boy could hang with Wynona's libido. She's an animal, brah.

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2017 11:05 PM (wCs6c)

317 Has Harvey Weinstein done any horse movies?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:05 PM (nBr1j)

318 Cliques? Surely morons would self-organize in cabals.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:05 PM (I/iGu)

319 Hannity to give away 500 coffee makers.

https://tinyurl.com/y8p3l4qg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 11:05 PM (Nwg0u)

320 la clique nostra

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (vuY5x)

321 >> Then maybe we could finally have our fashion
>> thread.

See Hope Hicks latest outfit she was wearing in Vietnam at the Daily Mail. They were going on about it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

322 Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 10:56 PM (kUotE)

Not a big Sandler fan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (ycWCI)

323 318.

Leaderless cells

*touches nose*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (fA1SL)

324 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

I'm still around temporarily. Tell me. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (8+Ozj)

325 To play bridge, you have to have your cabal staid.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (H5rtT)

326 The clothes and jewelry!

Then maybe we could finally have our fashion thread.
---
Did you ladies sport some hats also?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (tr2D7)

327 89 A cold, raining good evening to you LadyL. Coffee is on so there's that. Heard from #1 son today - new grandkido is a girl.

WooHoo!! Another one to train in the ways of the Horde.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 10:17 PM (tr2D7)
-----------------------------
Congrats!!!!
Please tell me they won't name her Aspen.
Brunhilde, Cookie, Emphysema.
Anything but Aspen.

I have 2 semi-friends whose grand-daughters got that name.
I guess you could forgive the one in Colorado.
(I mean, you COULD--- though I won't.)
But in VA, where there's not an aspen to be found?
Might as well name her Yucca or Plantain.

And besides, every time they say "Aspen," my brain hears "Aspirin." In fact, I slipped up and called the baby that once. Okay, maybe twice.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (0jtPF)

328 Cliques? Surely morons would self-organize in cabals.

-
Deplora-cabals.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (Nwg0u)

329 You know, I've actually gotten into arguments over this. The reason we
(society in general) ban bestiality is because it's fucked up sick shit,
not because of any concern for the animal.



Some lefties (when it comes to sick sex) and libertarians will try
to pretend that protecting the animal is the rational basis for banning
bestiality.



Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH)


Do they ever consider that the animal might have enjoyed it? There would be no crime then, which is why concern for the animal shouldn't be the reason for making it illegal.

Posted by: mark1971 at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (xPl2J)

330 Hannity is giving away 500 illegal alien barristas? How does he get away with that? How do I get one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (vuY5x)

331 318
Cliques? Surely morons would self-organize in cabals.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:05 PM (I/iGu)


It's the pants/no pants thing.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 11:07 PM (zCyNd)

332 312 I was told there'd be no cliquing.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:03 PM (fA1SL)

And like Gandalf the white, he throws off the dirty cloak.

Wait, Gandalf did not wear all leather...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:07 PM (ycWCI)

333 Leaderless cells



*touches nose*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (fA1SL)

Aha! The return of Palps!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:07 PM (oPNmq)

334 It's the pants/no pants thing.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November









Pants vs skins

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:08 PM (vuY5x)

335 "city chick'n" mom used to feed us on those little kabob sticks? Only recently found out is was ...
---
Rat, cat, chipmunk, pidgeon, squirrel?!

Posted by: Granite Heart at November 12, 2017 11:08 PM (KOc2K)

336 Do they ever consider that the animal might have enjoyed it? There would be no crime then, which is why concern for the animal shouldn't be the reason for making it illegal.

Posted by: mark1971 at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (xPl2J)


I remember coming across an interview with a couple who made legal bestiality pr0n, and they said they'd never use female dogs because it wasn't clear the dog wanted it, but an un-neutered male dog who goes at it clearly does because they found it was impossible to coax a male dog that wasn't interested.

Posted by: The Consentable Hat at November 12, 2017 11:08 PM (itfg0)

337 Horse guy should've worn a reflective vest and a hard hat. There's literally nothing you can't get away with if you're wearing a reflective vest and a hard hat, especially if you have an aluminum clipboard that flips up and has a storage compartment under it. People just assume you must have a permit.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:09 PM (y87Qq)

338 >> Do they ever consider that the animal might have
>> enjoyed it?

Oh, it's just a way for them to come up with a rational basis for bestiality should be outlawed. They (most of 'em) have the same repulsion to it that most normal people do, but they need an excuse. That's all it is.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:09 PM (8O3HH)

339

I've got a bad case of cliques right now. Damn billy goat. Allah, these bumps ITCH! And the burning pee of death, oy vay. I like the swelling though...

Posted by: Muslim Refugee at November 12, 2017 11:09 PM (T/KY7)

340 @331: "It's the pants/no pants thing."

You must be here to fix the cable.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:09 PM (I/iGu)

341 The fact is that leftists are looking for a way to normalize beastiality, eventually.
--

There are animal brothels in Germany, Denmark and Serbia.

Probably more; I feel sick just searching that sort of thing.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:09 PM (6p/Y6)

342 *cabal

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:10 PM (I/iGu)

343 Congrats!!!!
Please tell me they won't name her Aspen.
Brunhilde, Cookie, Emphysema.
Anything but Aspen.
----
Uhhh - pretty sure it won't be Aspen. DIL is VERY Greek so I'd wager it will be a traditional Greek woman's name.

Artemis
Athena
Helen
Theia
Leda

something like that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:10 PM (tr2D7)

344 Friday cookouy was good - damned near 20lbs of various meats done up shashlik style. Chicken, beef, pork, and goat, the last of which was the first time that clan had consumed same. They enjoyed it not a little, even of they did think it funny.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:10 PM (fA1SL)

345
Do they ever consider that the animal might have
enjoyed it? There would be no crime then, which is why concern for the
animal shouldn't be the reason for making it illegal.


Posted by: mark1971 at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (xPl2J)

Let's be careful when throwing around terms like ''animal''.

Posted by: Neanderthal and Denisovian Swingers Club at November 12, 2017 11:10 PM (zCyNd)

346 337 Horse guy should've worn a reflective vest and a hard hat. There's literally nothing you can't get away with if you're wearing a reflective vest and a hard hat, especially if you have an aluminum clipboard that flips up and has a storage compartment under it. People just assume you must have a permit.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:09 PM (y87Qq)

True enough. You want to take a break at work, just pick up a clipboard and wander around making the occasional note.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:10 PM (nBr1j)

347 Wow, latest hot teacher accused of diddling one of her students right here in Lexington.

Via Instapundit:
http://tinyurl.com/ycq9zq2a

Although I hope the kid said "Sodomy was not on the sign outside."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:11 PM (ycWCI)

348 I remember coming across an interview with a couple who made legal
bestiality pr0n, and they said they'd never use female dogs because it
wasn't clear the dog wanted it, but an un-neutered male dog who goes at
it clearly does because they found it was impossible to coax a male dog
that wasn't interested.
---

Just because you can coax a creature to do something doesn't mean you should.


Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:11 PM (6p/Y6)

349 something like that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:10 PM (tr2D7)

Aspidistra?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:11 PM (oPNmq)

350 Somehow some traffic cones got mixed into our stuff when we were moving. We said they were not ours but the movers insisted they were. Leave them in the car in case I need to block off some space or put one on top.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (vuY5x)

351
What about cloaca creatures> They're OK, right? I mean its not vaj or anal...

Posted by: Muslim Refugee at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (T/KY7)

352 Apparently there is no truth to the story about Catherine the Great and the horse.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (nBr1j)

353 The fact is that leftists are looking for a way to normalize beastiality, eventually.
--

There are animal brothels in Germany, Denmark and Serbia.

Probably more; I feel sick just searching that sort of thing.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:09 PM (6p/Y6)


Remember, it isn't bestiality if one identifies as the animal they're f**kin'...

Posted by: The Human-Identifying Hat at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (itfg0)

354 jewelry!

Then maybe we could finally have our fashion thread.
---
Did you ladies sport some hats also?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (tr2D7)

No indoor hats, but it was very elegant. With about 50 women, most of whom I know well.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

355 Aspidistra?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---
Better than Olympia - actual classmate name from HS.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:13 PM (tr2D7)

356 Via Instapundit:

http://tinyurl.com/ycq9zq2a



Although I hope the kid said "Sodomy was not on the sign outside."



Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:11 PM (ycWCI)

So, not Woodford reserved, was she?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:13 PM (oPNmq)

357 352 Apparently there is no truth to the story about Catherine the Great and the horse.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (nBr1j)

Nope. She was a lady with healthy appetite, but not in that direction, from what I have read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (ycWCI)

358 353. Otherkin. They only exist as an excuse to keep us from rounding up the furries.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (fA1SL)

359 83 -- You could have gone all night without mentioning leather Speedos. I swim at the local Y several times a week, and I freely admit that under no circumstance known to God or man should I ever even think of wearing a bikini. There just isn't enough eye bleach in the entire world. By the same token, some males, young or old, should never consider wearing a Speedo. But they do. And now, you have created a mental image that will never, never, never go away. Thanks for nothing!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (vYBY4)

360 What about cloaca creatures> They're OK, right? I mean its not vaj or anal...

Posted by: Muslim Refugee at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (T/KY7)


Word.

Posted by: Vastra and Jenny at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (itfg0)

361 Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0

Posted by: mark1971 at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (xPl2J)

362 343 Congrats!!!!
Please tell me they won't name her Aspen.
Brunhilde, Cookie, Emphysema.
Anything but Aspen.
----
Uhhh - pretty sure it won't be Aspen. DIL is VERY Greek so I'd wager it will be a traditional Greek woman's name.

Artemis
Athena
Helen
Theia
Leda

something like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:10 PM (tr2D7)

Sadly, I was called Cookie until I was eight and I refused to answer to it any more.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

363 Because "masculinity is toxic." In fact, we should be "suspicious of males who strongly identify as men."

========

I think liberalism is toxic. I'm suspicious of humans that identify strongly as liberal. Something needs to be done.

The problem is not toxic masculinity; it's that masculinity is toxic. Its appeal is its alluring promise that if we obey it, we can all bask in a sense of superiority over someone. It's simply not compatible with liberty and justice for all.

I thought this was a human problem. Think Hillary or the mayor of San Juan, or Cristina Kirchner of Argentina who had some attorney assassinated.

Ah, but just as Muslims who murder people in the name of Islam aren't "real" Muslims, the primary source article has a loophole for this. Women who act this way have bought into "toxic masculinity". I guess "empowered women" are not true women?

http://www.publicbooks.org/big-picture-confronting-manhood-trump/

We need to stop talking about what it means to be a "real man" or an "empowered woman," and begin talking, instead, about what it means to be a good person and a good citizen.

It's a mixture of Trump bashing, and a conflation of "identifying as male" with a bunch of undesirable traits shared by both sexes. It's just self refuting garbage. Another liberal accusing her selected opponents of doing what she is doing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (/qEW2)

364 Read it on Twitchy, Don't know if it's true, but it would hardly be a surprise:

Roy Moore accuser worked for Hillary's campaign, his accuser bragged to a friend that @washingtonpost reporter told her they could get her a book deal and $50,000 cash advance

Washington Post needs to die.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:15 PM (8+Ozj)

365 You know, I've actually gotten into arguments over this. The reason we
(society in general) ban bestiality is because it's fucked up sick shit,
not because of any concern for the animal.



Some lefties (when it comes to sick sex) and libertarians will try
to pretend that protecting the animal is the rational basis for banning
bestiality.



Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH)


Do they ever consider that the animal might have enjoyed it? There would be no crime then, which is why concern for the animal shouldn't be the reason for making it illegal.
Posted by: mark1971 at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (xPl2J)


I really hate you right now

Posted by: Richard Gere's gerbil at November 12, 2017 11:15 PM (oAY8z)

366 One of the best parts of "The Doomsday Machine" is

Deckard, "You wouldn't dare."

Spock snaps his fingers and two Red Shirts step forward.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (eBz9f)

367 366 One of the best parts of "The Doomsday Machine" is

Deckard, "You wouldn't dare."

Spock snaps his fingers and two Red Shirts step forward.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (eBz9f)

Vulcans never bluff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (ycWCI)

368 Sadly, I was called Cookie until I was eight and I refused to answer to it any more.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November



So, now it is Cupcake?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (vuY5x)

369

Uhhh... guys... hello?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (T/KY7)

370 The question of consent is indeed the only legal argument against these sexual activities.

No, it's not. And there's no real concept of "consent" from animals, to begin with.

It is also one that can be legally and socially far more fungible than any of us here would like.

Posted by: The Consentable Hat at November 12, 2017 11:01 PM (itfg0)


Well, if you force something to happen enough then society can become inured to it ... sure ... especially if you start penalizing and jailing those who protest and refuse to accept it as normal. And I know the history of sheep-fucking and the like, but that doesn't make it any more acceptable to civilized people today. I doubt many in the past who were outside of that particular environment accepted it, either. I don't know, but I would think not.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (8gDQu)

371
I wondered what 3rd degree sodomy was in Kentucky. I had to look it up.

It involves oral or buttstuff with someone who can't legally consent.

So legally (which I was wondering -- considering the Supreme Court decisions), it has to be non-consensual.

So, if she gave him a BJ, that could be 3rd degree sodomy. Even if he did stuff to her, it could still be her charged with it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

372 Wow, latest hot teacher accused of diddling one of her students right here in Lexington.
A commenter there says that the literal legal definition of 'sodomy' includes BJs. There's a different criminal charge laid for anal penetration.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2017 11:17 PM (mJ8mX)

373 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 12, 2017 11:17 PM (mMeIQ)

374 Apparently there is no truth to the story about Catherine the Great and the horse.
Of course, of course.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2017 11:18 PM (mJ8mX)

375 So, if she gave him a BJ, that could be 3rd degree sodomy. Even if he did stuff to her, it could still be her charged with it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

Oh, well it might be wrong, but that might be better. I had images of... other things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:18 PM (ycWCI)

376 WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:18 PM (vuY5x)

377 371. Damn.....that's even better than telling her to call her own damned cab.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:18 PM (fA1SL)

378 There are animal brothels in Germany, Denmark and Serbia.

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:09 PM (6p/Y6)


That doesn't make sense. Animals don't even have money, and even if they did they don't have opposable thumbs to hold it with.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2017 11:18 PM (8gDQu)

379 @294 Insomniac-Ask them for a date, number. If there is a female that has engaged you in idle chit chat like a checker, waitress, bank teller(got to be careful, they can get in trouble). Even if it's them "being nice", so what. If you are attracted to them, let your intentions be known. If you ask a gal for a date, # or whatever and she says no, be cool, don't lose your shit. Keep on being nice to her. Be patient and she will remember you still being a nice guy and not a petulant little bitch. That "nice guys finish last" cliche is steaming pile of BS. Most important is ask or engaging them in conversation. Even if you're nervous and feel like you might shit your pants, F'ing go for it. What's the worst that can happen other than you're still going home and having to jerkoff. Takes practice but it'll pay off some time. Ask enough and eventually you will find some that'll say yes. Got to keep your numbers up for any kind of success.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 12, 2017 11:18 PM (9hoR+)

380 368 Sadly, I was called Cookie until I was eight and I refused to answer to it any more.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November



So, now it is Cupcake?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (vuY5x)

No. Now it's "old lady."

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

381 It's not even midnight, and this thread is heading to some very dark places.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 12, 2017 11:19 PM (oAY8z)

382 Catherine? She wasn't that great.

Posted by: The Horse at November 12, 2017 11:19 PM (+0jcH)

383 378 There are animal brothels in Germany, Denmark and Serbia.

Aren't they called stud farms around these parts?

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:19 PM (nBr1j)

384 343
Uhhh - pretty sure it won't be Aspen. DIL is VERY Greek so I'd wager it will be a traditional Greek woman's name.

Artemis
Athena
Helen
Theia
Leda

something like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:10 PM (tr2D7)
--------------------------
Yippee!
Lots of wonderful Greek names.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 11:19 PM (0jtPF)

385 OK, I've been gone and partied w/ some old college friends. We had a party as Kev turned 65.

I've missed the conversation here for the last few days. What's been going down?

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 12, 2017 11:19 PM (yJ1e6)

386 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

What kind of occasion was it? Church related, or something else?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:19 PM (8+Ozj)

387 AAAGGGHHHH
AHAHAAAaaaahgghghg

It's been that kind of week, already.

Posted by: mindful webworker's primal scream at November 12, 2017 11:20 PM (NU2/k)

388 Catherine the Great was pretty stable, even when she was feeling her oats.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 12, 2017 11:20 PM (oAY8z)

389 Sadly, I was called Cookie until I was eight and I refused to answer to it any more.
---
I was called Bup. No idea why. Hated it.

No one can annoy us more than family.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:20 PM (tr2D7)

390 I've missed the conversation here for the last few days. What's been going down?
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November




Some SS teacher in Lexington KY for starters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (vuY5x)

391 What about all the cabal cutters?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

392 I've missed the conversation here for the last few days. What's been going down?
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 12, 2017 11:19 PM (yJ1e6)

*looks around at the thread*

You might need some beer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (ycWCI)

393 Yippee!
Lots of wonderful Greek names.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November




gyro

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (vuY5x)

394 @381 I tried to derail them, but.. beastiality it is, I guess.

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (kUotE)

395 "Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely."

Everything is a learning experience if you learn from it.

Truisms are true because they say so.

Here's one for you.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. However, to keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is insane. Pick one.

Posted by: mindful webworker's enraged rantings at November 12, 2017 11:22 PM (NU2/k)

396 386 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

What kind of occasion was it? Church related, or something else?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:19 PM (8+Ozj)


It was actually a wedding shower for my niece, done in very high style. No expense spared. It was really fun.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

397 she is hot who cares.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:22 PM (vuY5x)

398 Just because you can coax a creature to do something doesn't mean you should.


Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:11 PM (6p/Y6)

++++

Is this about me?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 12, 2017 11:22 PM (pvjTE)

399 The trick is to find an accurate human facsimile of an equine..

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (wpC7C)

400 394 @381 I tried to derail them, but.. beastiality it is, I guess.
Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (kUotE)

Kind of one of those topics where the Horde likes to play Icarus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (ycWCI)

401 379. He's right.

Pro tip: women enjoy the chivalrous tjing with just a hint of tyw high romantic. Look her up and down and then make uncomfortably long eye-contact before asking, 'So, how 'bout it?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

402 What kind of occasion was it? Church related, or something else?

No, it was a children's petting zoo.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (T/KY7)

403 I've seen horses around here with a thing covering their eyes. Now, at last I get it--that's a horse burka.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (nBr1j)

404 the shortest distance between two points is a straight line

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (oAY8z)

405 Before our church service today.....they had someone get up and speak about their security measures.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (mMeIQ)

406 @388 She never ventured down the bridle path, because she was saddled with so much responsibility. Occasionally she would get the bit in her teeth, but there's no cause to be tacky about it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (H5rtT)

407 (mercy if this one's been done already, Horde mind)

God cannot alter the past

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Omnipotence Personified at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (NU2/k)

408 So, um, in absence of any weekend updates, should we assume the shelves won?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (I/iGu)

409 I fear many little children needed therapy after this party

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya4uhwuc

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (eBz9f)

410 >> Oh, well it might be wrong, but that might be
>> better. I had images of... other things.

Well, it *could* be what you're thinking, but not likely.

Under KY law, sodomy is "deviate sexual intercouse", and that involved the genitals and the mouth or anus or another. The degrees depend on the ages involved, apparently.

Gay or lesbo stuff would've be 4th degree, even if consensual, and that's still on the book, the Internet says, but would be unconstitutional. No one has been charged with it since, so it's never been officially thrown out.

But the higher degrees involve legal consent.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (8O3HH)

411 Just to stick to what seems to be the main topic of discussion, beastiality, the only type that is legal is riding my baloney pony.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (9hoR+)

412 389 Sadly, I was called Cookie until I was eight and I refused to answer to it any more.
---
I was called Bup. No idea why. Hated it.

No one can annoy us more than family.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:20 PM (tr2D7)


Oh my gosh--I would not have liked that. My twin brother and I were called a lot of things by the adults in our neighborhood. None flattering. Of course we were terrible.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

413

Is it wrong if the pony is wearing a Qaddafi mask?

How about Kathy Griffen?

Posted by: Muslim Refugee at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (T/KY7)

414 "Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely."

Exactly!

Posted by: Syrian Pony "Rider" at November 12, 2017 11:25 PM (8gDQu)

415 406
@388 She never ventured down the bridle path, because she was saddled
with so much responsibility. Occasionally she would get the bit in her
teeth, but there's no cause to be tacky about it.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (H5rtT)

How long was her reign?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 12, 2017 11:25 PM (zCyNd)

416 Byron York has a good timeline of the Dirty Dossier, including asking the question 'Did the Dossier trigger the Trump-Russia Probe?'

http://tinyurl.com/yck8uxkd

Probably the best examination of the Dossier that I've seen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 12, 2017 11:25 PM (oVJmc)

417 He's right.

Pro tip: women enjoy the chivalrous tjing with just a hint of tyw high romantic. Look her up and down and then make uncomfortably long eye-contact before asking, 'So, how 'bout it?'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (fA1SL)


mentioning Catherine the Great is surprisingly not the deal killer one might think either

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 12, 2017 11:25 PM (oAY8z)

418 406. Many's the one come a-cropper over thuswise.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:25 PM (fA1SL)

419 284 If the Syrian could read he would have realized it was a petting zoo, not a go all the way zoo.

---

not heavy petting?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 11:25 PM (vChNs)

420 394 @381 I tried to derail them, but.. beastiality it is, I guess.
Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (kUotE)

Kind of one of those topics where the Horde likes to play Icarus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (ycWCI)


Incitatus, in this case.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (8gDQu)

421 The question of consent is indeed the only legal argument against these sexual activities.

No, it's not. And there's no real concept of "consent" from animals, to begin with.


Once they made claim that sexualities were innate like race or biological sex, and that discriminating against different sexualities was wrong, the concept of "consent" is the only logical limit they can try to apply.

It is also one that can be legally and socially far more fungible than any of us here would like.

Posted by: The Consentable Hat at November 12, 2017 11:01 PM (itfg0)

Well, if you force something to happen enough then society can become inured to it ... sure ... especially if you start penalizing and jailing those who protest and refuse to accept it as normal. And I know the history of sheep-fucking and the like, but that doesn't make it any more acceptable to civilized people today. I doubt many in the past who were outside of that particular environment accepted it, either. I don't know, but I would think not.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (8gDQu)


When you were growing up, would you have believed that people would go to jail for not referring to a man as "she", or that the government would crush businesses because they wouldn't bake a cake celebrating a marriage between two dudes?

Never doubt that it can get worse then you think possible...

Posted by: The Not-so-optimistic Hat at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (itfg0)

422 @381 I tried to derail them, but.. beastiality it is, I guess.

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (kUotE)

Funny, I always thought it was spelled "bestiality". Although it is indeed beastly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (oPNmq)

423 Washington Post needs to die.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:15 PM (8+Ozj)


And you're just the one to make it happen!

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (ZapPq)

424 the top ONT pic is trumping Sonobi

paradigm shift?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (oAY8z)

425 I was called Sissy.......hated it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (mMeIQ)

426 How can a woman of 29 be an *old lady*?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (tr2D7)

427 I hate this fucking shit. Are you goddam retarded or what?

Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (OqTGG)

428 What was that Corona?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:27 PM (eBz9f)

429 (was a pixy screw-up)

Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:27 PM (OqTGG)

430 barrel

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 12, 2017 11:27 PM (oAY8z)

431 426
I was called Sissy.......hated it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (mMeIQ)

Me too.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:27 PM (zCyNd)

432 362---Sadly, I was called Cookie until I was eight and I refused to answer to it any more.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
-----------------------------
You were wise and mature beyond your years.
Cookie is a fine nickname for a little girl.
It might even work for a small, perky teen --- you know the type. Cute and cheerful. The kind you want to smack silly but feel guilty about wanting to smack silly because she's actually nice.

But for most of us there comes a time when the Cookie has to crumble.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 11:28 PM (0jtPF)

433 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN9gCLtVPJk

Dolphins humping humans

Posted by: mark1971 at November 12, 2017 11:28 PM (xPl2J)

434 Lots of wonderful Greek names.

-
Baklava

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 11:28 PM (Nwg0u)

435 @420: "UnicodeEncodeError: 'latin-1' codec can't encode character u'\u2019' in position 60: ordinal not in range(256)"

Otherwise known as "right single quotation mark' of the curly kind.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:28 PM (I/iGu)

436 Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (ZapPq)

Except that I would never be likely to commit typocide with them. There's nothing "dear" about them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:28 PM (8+Ozj)

437 Incintatus?

Neigh say it ain't so

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:29 PM (eBz9f)

438 404 the shortest distance between two points is a straight line

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 12, 2017 11:23 PM (oAY8z)

++++

Unless you can spawn a wormhole.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2017 11:29 PM (FUu/Z)

439 Corona, try not to talk to youself on the blog.

And yes 'Bestie-ality' is a whole different thing.

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 11:29 PM (kUotE)

440 429
What was that Corona?


Posted by: Anna Puma

==Yeah, Sometimes pixy doesn't lrt me post stuff. I eliminate all quotation marks etc. and I still get the red message. Damn.

Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:29 PM (OqTGG)

441
Sadly, I was called Cookie until I was eight and I refused to answer to it any more.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

Types
Deletes

Discretion valor some assembly required

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (3/sUh)

442 375 So, if she gave him a BJ, that could be 3rd degree sodomy. Even if he did stuff to her, it could still be her charged with it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

Oh, well it might be wrong, but that might be better. I had images of... other things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:18 PM (ycWCI)

---

she could give me the third degree. Best thing about teachers, if you make a mistake they make you do it again

Posted by: Thorton Mellon at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (vChNs)

443 After years of extremism, Catherine the Great was determined to govern from the centaur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (+0jcH)

444 >> the shortest distance between two points is a
>> straight line

Only in Euclidean space.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)

445 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya4uhwuc
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (eBz9f)

Dear Lord, Anna. I already had one bizarre dream tonight. I do not need more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (ycWCI)

446 Well this is a comedy of horrors in the making

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yclo44lh

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (eBz9f)

447
Corona:

1. Copy everything you want to post into Notepad
2. Replace all punctuation " ' - , ; with the one in notepad (just use the keyboard ... the characters will change very slightly)
3. Copy the result FROM Notepad to the Comments box.
4. Click Post
5. Repeat 1-4 if you get the server error again

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (FlRtG)

448 Incitatus, in this case.
neigh! neigh!

Posted by: senator incitatus at November 12, 2017 11:31 PM (mJ8mX)

449 408 So, um, in absence of any weekend updates, should we assume the shelves won?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:24 PM (I/iGu)

++++

He was taking tomorrow off too, so the battle may still be underway.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2017 11:31 PM (FUu/Z)

450 When you were growing up, would you have believed that people would go to jail for not referring to a man as "she", or that the government would crush businesses because they wouldn't bake a cake celebrating a marriage between two dudes?

Never doubt that it can get worse then you think possible...

Posted by: The Not-so-optimistic Hat at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (itfg0)


Absolutely. The Barky years (and all that what allowed to happen) drove that point home with a sledgehammer ... over and over and over ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 12, 2017 11:31 PM (8gDQu)

451 You might need some beer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:21

OK' I'll take under advisement.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 12, 2017 11:31 PM (yJ1e6)

452 You best hope nobody calls you a horse's ass in the presence of this Syrian guy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (nBr1j)

453 Discretion valor some assembly required
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (3/sUh)


Because you are the perfect gentleman.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

454 >> she could give me the third degree

Oh yeah. And she could teach me some linguistics. Cunning linguistics, you might say.

Where the hell were all these damned sexpot hottie teachers when I was in high school. It's not fair.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

455 Why would someone be surprised when a state named after lube has to have rules about deviant sex?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (vuY5x)

456 Maybe this pony thing will cause Germans to wake up regarding "refugees".

"You can rape our wives and daughters all you want ... but once you start raping our ponies ... well, that's just a step too far!"

My theory about liberals is that they project idealized innocence onto Muslims and animals, and thus feel affection and sympathy for those groups that they cannot feel for themselves.

But what if what if the Muslims abuse the animals? It might be the key to breaking out of that psychic trap.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (/qEW2)

457 ==Yeah, Sometimes pixy doesn't lrt me post stuff. I eliminate all quotation marks etc. and I still get the red message. Damn.


Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:29 PM (OqTGG)

Pixy can be bribed, A couple of chocolate-coated umlauts works well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (oPNmq)

458 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (eBz9f)

That kitty in the paper bag is f'n adorable though.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (y87Qq)

459 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:06 PM (fA1SL)

Aha! The return of Palps!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:07 PM (oPNmq)

The EnPalpaning. Yay!

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (D2vc1)

460 Simple and quick curly quote replacement web tool:

http://tinyurl.com/yat8xrbz

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (I/iGu)

461

Corona, nom nom, tasier than Felicity Kendal's knickers!

Posted by: The Barrel at November 12, 2017 11:33 PM (T/KY7)

462 Aestius, yeah....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:33 PM (eBz9f)

463 I was told there would be no Python stack traces...

Posted by: Splunge at November 12, 2017 11:33 PM (Vb4BV)

464 Thanks, Arbalest.

Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:33 PM (OqTGG)

465 Where the hell were all these damned sexpot hottie teachers when I was in high school. It's not fair.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

Yeah, we just had the hot teachers! Mmm, I can remember my 7th grade social studies teacher. Mrs. P*redacted to protect*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:34 PM (ycWCI)

466 394---gyro
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:21 PM (vuY5x)
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An excellent name for a boy.
Name his little sister Baklava.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 11:34 PM (0jtPF)

467 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet

Liking that job description.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (IcT7t)

468 404 the shortest distance between two points is a straight line

---

not when arguing with a female

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (vChNs)

469 467. It'd make Uncle Souvlaki's day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (fA1SL)

470 You were wise and mature beyond your years.
Cookie is a fine nickname for a little girl.
It might even work for a small, perky teen --- you know the type. Cute and cheerful. The kind you want to smack silly but feel guilty about wanting to smack silly because she's actually nice.

But for most of us there comes a time when the Cookie has to crumble.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 11:28 PM (0jtPF)


I heard "Does Cookie want a cookie?" And Kooky kooky lend me your comb" then thousand times.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

471 454 Discretion valor some assembly required
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (3/sUh)


Because you are the perfect gentleman.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

Ha, not according to someone else.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (3/sUh)

472 And are you commenting using a smart phone of some type, Corona? If so, you have to turn off the "smart quotes" option or something similar.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (mJ8mX)

473 >> the shortest distance between two points is a
>> straight line

Only in Euclidean space.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)


Oh, we're already Queering mathmatics...

Posted by: Woke college academics at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (itfg0)

474 Who can deny Operation Annihilate! has charm?

It has flying rubber pizza monsters, people!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (ycWCI)

475 Well this is a comedy of horrors in the making

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yclo44lh


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 12, 2017 11:30 PM (eBz9f)

I do believe that is a live recreation of an old Far Side cartoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (oPNmq)

476 427 How can a woman of 29 be an *old lady*?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 11:26 PM (tr2D7)


What I want to know is how did it happen so fast?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:37 PM (TdMsT)

477 The most-beautiful woman in the world was a Grade 7 teacher for me too, Aetius451AD -- Mrs J***.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2017 11:37 PM (mJ8mX)

478

Hey, Snickerdoodle!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:37 PM (IqV8l)

479 Mrs. P*redacted to protect*

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Mrs. Pendergast.

Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:38 PM (OqTGG)

480 468. Just a little anarcho-capitalist EDM tribute to Pinochet & Hoppe.

https://youtu.be/G96PBEmN7HY

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:38 PM (fA1SL)

481 Corona, go to Settings - General - Keyboard and turn off smart punctuation.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 12, 2017 11:38 PM (ZapPq)

482 >> I can remember my 7th grade social studies
>> teacher.

Hottest one of mine was 10th grade Algebra, and I had her for something in 11th grade, as well.

Hot as hell. All of us boys....we'll we couldn't stand up to much in her class. And we were so well behaved -- think she just couldn't believe some of things other teachers said we did. They're so sweet....

She would sometimes sit on her desk, and cross and uncross her legs, and we'd get a little glimpse of thigh..... Oh man.

Many a ficus, man, many a ficus.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

483 470 467. It'd make Uncle Souvlaki's day.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (fA1SL)
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Not to mention Aunt Retsina's!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 11:39 PM (0jtPF)

484 478 The most-beautiful woman in the world was a Grade 7 teacher for me too, Aetius451AD -- Mrs J***.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2017 11:37 PM (mJ8mX)

Mrs. P was fit as well. When we were in 8th grade, she subbed for a PE teacher who was out and wore a tube top and very tight shorts.

Lets just say, the books were carried.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:39 PM (ycWCI)

485 Corona, go to Settings - General - Keyboard and turn off smart punctuation.

===

I'd rather go get the board stretcher out of the van.

Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (OqTGG)

486 Great, so now I will have to waste more time seeing droopy troops with adjustment disorder in my ER.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (BoMuO)

487 Pac-12 Commissioner Larry Scott issued a statement on the 3 UCLA players being arrested.

"It has provided a real distraction and unwanted publicity, which distracts from what overall has been a tremendous experience and a tremendous week for the UCLA and Georgia Tech students," Scott said before the game. "We've had a chance to apologize for the unwelcome attention it has brought. There's nothing new. We're monitoring the situation and staying in close contact with the students, and we hope the situation resolves itself soon."

http://tinyurl.com/y7z48rof


I think this rivals the Green Bay statement in an earlier thread for obtuseness. The students are lucky they weren't playing in NK. That would be a real distraction situation.

Posted by: geoffb at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (zOpu5)

488 Aaaaaaargh, This is my pet peeve. I will say it againand I will go. because it's late Sex between teachers and students who are minors is wrong. period,

If you are having sex with your students and you are 29 and they are 17 or whatever you are a terrible person who should never teach again. To hell with the idea of "hot" teachers. I am not a violent person. but if some teacher was having sex with my son who is a senior in high school she or he would find themselves with a lawsuit quicker than they could turn around. They might also find my fist against their jaw.. Go find someone to have sex with who is not your student.

Indeed, it's problematic to be having sex with anyone who is currently your student,,, but minors.?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (8+Ozj)

489 I heard "Does Cookie want a cookie?" And Kooky kooky lend me your comb" then thousand times.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:35 PM (TdMsT

---

I always got the fuzzy wuzzy song as my meatname has the buzz sound.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 11:41 PM (vChNs)

490 I'd rather go get the board stretcher out of the van.
Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (OqTGG)


That'll work, too.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 12, 2017 11:41 PM (ZapPq)

491 Saw a beaver sitting on shore from a boat length away was as big as a 5 yr old boy, a big 5 yr old boy.

Posted by: Neverstopfishing at November 12, 2017 11:41 PM (mb7dc)

492 I think this rivals the Green Bay statement in an earlier thread for obtuseness. The students are lucky they weren't playing in NK. That would be a real distraction situation.
Posted by: geoffb at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (zOpu5)

Would give liberals less of a chance to cheer on them being beaten into a coma though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:41 PM (ycWCI)

493 who cares, she is cute!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:41 PM (vuY5x)

494 I'm off for a bit but please enjoy this funny meme:

https://tinyurl.com/y6unvlrt

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 11:42 PM (kUotE)

495 Sorry, Mis Hum; Neil Young? *spit* A southern man don't need him around, anyhow.

A forerunner and icon for the beginning of the sjw/bleedy heart/liberal/PC douchebags we have infesting us now.

No thanks. Their idiocy outweighs their musical ability.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 12, 2017 11:42 PM (hVoJQ)

496 @488: "I think this rivals the Green Bay statement in an earlier thread for obtuseness."

And suddenly I imagine the Green Bay CEO going all Shawshank warden and revoking your season tickets for calling him obtuse.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:43 PM (I/iGu)

497 (Psst! What's a board stretcher?)

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (ZapPq)

498 Indeed, it's problematic to be having sex with anyone who is currently your student,,, but minors.?!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (8+Ozj)

Yes, it is wrong, Fen. I do not think any of us is truly arguing otherwise (the psychological damage if nothing else.)

The thing is, for most guys, there was that one teacher (at least one) that we had the hots for growing up, and the memory of raging hormones does make us a bit less... strident in our denunciations of it like we would if it were a male teacher to female student.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (ycWCI)

499
Saw a beaver sitting on shore from a boat length away

And his hair was perfect

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)

500 suddenly I imagine the Green Bay CEO going all Shawshank warden and revoking your season tickets for calling him obtuse.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November




huh. was sure you were going to say he was going to reach for his desk drawer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (vuY5x)

501 495 I'm off for a bit but please enjoy this funny meme:

https://tinyurl.com/y6unvlrt
Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 11:42 PM (kUotE)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (ycWCI)

502 500
Saw a beaver sitting on shore from a boat length away

And his hair was perfect
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)


Can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:45 PM (TdMsT)

503 Neil Young's father was a sportswriter who once got fired for a column.
The first letter in the first paragraph was F. The first letter of the second paragraph was U. The first letter of the third paragraph was C and so on and so on.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:45 PM (nBr1j)

504 500
Saw a beaver sitting on shore from a boat length away

And his hair was perfect
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)

Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:46 PM (ycWCI)

505 498 (Psst! What's a board stretcher?)

It's the part that hooks onto the left handed blivet wrench, for adjusting the glow stick refill nozzle, third yardarm mercury gauge from the left...

Posted by: The Barrel at November 12, 2017 11:46 PM (T/KY7)

506 What have you all been up to since I was gone?

I really left all news for about a day, which is odd for me. I rely on AOS to know what is going on.

I'm liking this not worried about BS. But I was disconnected from news for a bit. Kinda nice but weird.

Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 12, 2017 11:46 PM (yJ1e6)

507 500
Saw a beaver sitting on shore from a boat length away

And his hair was perfect
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)


Can't stop laughing!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:45 PM (TdMsT)


----

must be my new conditioner

Posted by: Jerry Mathers at November 12, 2017 11:46 PM (vChNs)

508 Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:45 PM (nBr1j)

So. The smartass douchebag didn't fall far from the smartass douchebag tree?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 12, 2017 11:46 PM (hVoJQ)

509 Go find someone to have sex with who is not your student.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (8+Ozj)


FINE.

I WILL, then.

*pouts*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:47 PM (y87Qq)

510
I'm liking this not worried about BS. But I was disconnected from news for a bit. Kinda nice but weird.

Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November




night

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:47 PM (vuY5x)

511 (Psst! What's a board stretcher?)

It's something you tell a useless carpenter to go find because you'll get the job done much faster if he's not around to bother the other carpenters.

Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2017 11:47 PM (OqTGG)

512 498 & 506.

Yep. It's an obscure bit of kit what's become a byword for something needlessly old-fashiones. Rendered obsolete by the Yoyodyne Turbo-Encabulator.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:48 PM (fA1SL)

513 And his hair was perfect

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)

I have linked this before, but it's funny, and germane to the discussion. "Vampire Beavers" by Joe Hall and the Continental Drift:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvL6b5G6k

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:48 PM (oPNmq)

514 Not much Farmer.

Highlights?

-NFL continues to dig.
-Roy Moore accuser may be a massive plant.
-Something about a possible horrible situation involving SEALs and a green beret? others can fill you in better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:48 PM (ycWCI)

515 FINE.

I WILL, then.

*pouts*
Posted by: hogmartin at November



you just keep walking right past the esl room.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:48 PM (vuY5x)

516 It's the part that hooks onto the left handed blivet wrench, for adjusting the glow stick refill nozzle, third yardarm mercury gauge from the left...

---

consider that stolen

Posted by: Star Trek writers at November 12, 2017 11:48 PM (vChNs)

517
Yes, Fenelon, for the record, it's wrong. (saying that like that famous Fonzi clip...)

It's just like Aetius said, we're just remembering our fantasies as teenage boys, with raging hormones. Pay us no attention.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:48 PM (8O3HH)

518 I never had a hot teacher that I can recall.
I do remember a newlywed woman who entertained us with an assortment of hickeys.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 12, 2017 11:50 PM (nBr1j)

519 I had a hot male geometry teacher in high school, but was smacked upside the head when we found out he was gay.

We girls were sad.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 12, 2017 11:50 PM (GzDYP)

520 Washington Post needs to die.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:15 PM (8+Ozj)


========

A lot of these news publications like Salon lose money, but people like Bezos or Slim will keep them shambling along like zombies, because it's an investment that they hope will eventually pay off by convincing enough people to believe their lies.

It's like a company buying advertising time on tv. In the short term it's a loss, but eventually they expect a return on their investment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 11:51 PM (/qEW2)

521 -Roy Moore accuser may be a massive plant.

-Something about a possible horrible situation involving SEALs and a green beret? others can fill you in better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:48 PM (ycWCI)

Some ficuses can get pretty big.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:51 PM (oPNmq)

522 520 I had a hot male geometry teacher in high school, but was smacked upside the head when we found out he was gay.

We girls were sad.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 12, 2017 11:50 PM (GzDYP)

So he was acute?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:51 PM (ycWCI)

523 I legit thought a "board stretcher" was something you'd use to transport people to an ambulance, like a Stokes litter or something.

So, clearly I'm neither a handyman nor an EMT.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:51 PM (y87Qq)

524 Ms. Love...kindergarten

I was an early bloomer

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 11:52 PM (vChNs)

525 524. Heh.....please tell me you know how to do Bronx CPR?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:52 PM (fA1SL)

526
Roy Moore accuser may be a massive plant.

Little Shop of Horrors

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 11:54 PM (IqV8l)

527 so any of y'all ever used liquid skin?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:54 PM (vuY5x)

528 My, oh my. The things you find when looking for a simple prostate massager.

(what?! I have a medical problem (age) and it was suggested by my Urologist.)

I won't post links because they're definitely NSFW or in mixed company.

But the things people get up to in their spare time? (pun double entendre)

tsk tsk tsk

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 12, 2017 11:55 PM (hVoJQ)

529 527. The version with Steve Martin is my second-favorite musical of all time, after The Wicker Man, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:55 PM (fA1SL)

530 I legit thought a "board stretcher" was something
you'd use to transport people to an ambulance, like a Stokes litter or
something.



So, clearly I'm neither a handyman nor an EMT.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:51 PM (y87Qq)

I have usually seen it rendered as "lumber stretcher".On a drilling rig, they will send a green hand to the tool push to ask for the key to the Vee Door. (which isn't a door at all; it's the angled ramp up which drill pipe is dragged from the catwalk)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:55 PM (oPNmq)

531 Rendered obsolete by the Yoyodyne Turbo-Encabulator.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:48 PM (fA1SL)

----

Still not as good as the oscillation overthruster

Posted by: John Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2017 11:55 PM (vChNs)

532 @529: "The things you find when looking for a simple prostate massager."

I've heard you can rent those for $300 an hour from Craigslist.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 11:56 PM (I/iGu)

533 528. That's that collodion stuff what comes from the druggist, yes? I give it a 'meh.' It works, sorta kinda.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:56 PM (fA1SL)

534 529 My, oh my. The things you find when looking for a simple prostate massager.

(what?! I have a medical problem (age) and it was suggested by my Urologist.)

I won't post links because they're definitely NSFW or in mixed company.

But the things people get up to in their spare time? (pun double entendre)

tsk tsk tsk
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 12, 2017 11:55 PM (hVoJQ)

They should have sent a poet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:56 PM (ycWCI)

535 >> simple prostate massager

Mistress Midnight Flame who posted above might have some tips and suggestions for you.

And I'm sure Shep knows all about 'em, too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (8O3HH)

536 Mall of American stabbing.

Suspects name? Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman

/OMG, it's NOT Mohammad!

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (6p/Y6)

537 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:54 PM (vuY5x)

You mean a medical chemical or the stuff that can coat other stuff with a soft flexible coating?

The latter I have used but make sure what you are coating is really really clean. No oils, dirt, grease. (don't clean with alcohol. Use a heavy duty degreaser or even acetone)

Otherwise it will peel.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (hVoJQ)

538 532. Well, yeah, but in fairness whatever is? And we were talking carpentry & cabinetry, not plumbing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (fA1SL)

539 So he was acute?
Him being so obtuse should have clued you girls into the gay thing.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (mJ8mX)

540

I will do it for $200 and a picture of your goat.

Or 5 minutes with the goat.

Posted by: Muslim Refugee at November 12, 2017 11:58 PM (T/KY7)

541 538 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:54 PM (vuY5x)

You mean a medical chemical or the stuff that can coat other stuff with a soft flexible coating?

The latter I have used but make sure what you are coating is really really clean. No oils, dirt, grease. (don't clean with alcohol. Use a heavy duty degreaser or even acetone)

Otherwise it will peel.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (hVoJQ)


Is this in reference to the prostate massager?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:58 PM (TdMsT)

542 Is this in reference to the prostate massager?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:58 PM (TdMsT)


Short arm inspector.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:59 PM (y87Qq)

543 Suspects name? Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman

/OMG, it's NOT Mohammad!


Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (6p/Y6)

Probably "Mahad" is just an alternate rendering of "mohammed". There's a bunch of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2017 11:59 PM (oPNmq)

544 You know those songs that are earworms, but you can never remember anything but the tune? In your mind the song is just mumbling to the tune?

Toto- Africa was one of those for me. So what, like 30 years later, I finally know the song name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:59 PM (ycWCI)

545 489---.....Indeed, it's problematic to be having sex with anyone who is currently your student.......
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 11:40 PM (8+Ozj)
----------------------
THIS.
It goes beyond the obvious problem of sex with minors.
And it's not just that the teacher is in a position of power over the student.
It's that any weakening of the absolute taboo, is dangerous for ALL parties --- as any young woman teaching in certain urban areas can tell you.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 11:59 PM (0jtPF)

546 537 Mall of American stabbing.

Suspects name? Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman

/OMG, it's NOT Mohammad!
Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (6p/Y6)


Well that's good. We don't want any more aspersions cast on the Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 13, 2017 12:00 AM (TdMsT)

547 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:58 PM (TdMsT)

You know, I thought that but went ahead and posted it anyway.

No. But you're giving me ideas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 12:00 AM (hVoJQ)

548

The biggest problem with liquid skin is getting it out of the digesting vat. I suggest wrapping it around a glass rod, then draping over your younger female family members until it drys and can be consumed.

Posted by: Muslim Refugee at November 13, 2017 12:01 AM (T/KY7)

549 >> Him being so obtuse

Never could square the circle.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 13, 2017 12:01 AM (8O3HH)

550 Bronx CPR - roll patient onto back. Remove wallet, watch, jewelry, and cellphone.

Poke with toe of shoe and shout 'Get up before you fucking die!'

Leave, with the sure knowledge that you've done your duty to your fellow man in his time of need.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:01 AM (fA1SL)

551 543 Is this in reference to the prostate massager?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 12, 2017 11:58 PM (TdMsT)

Short arm inspector.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 11:59 PM (y87Qq)

Not HIM again...

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 13, 2017 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

552
I'd be very suspicious of the guy always volunteering to do short-arm inspections.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 13, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)

553 536 >> simple prostate massager

Mistress Midnight Flame who posted above might have some tips and suggestions for you.

---

I have a very special tool for that. It's even now covered by Obamacare....I just had to 'speak' to a few senators.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 13, 2017 12:02 AM (vChNs)

554 528 so any of y'all ever used liquid skin?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:54 PM (vuY5x)


Y5, super glue works better and doesn't sting like Liquid Skin. Also less stinky.

I use the fingernail glue type. I figure it's more likely to be formulated for use on skin. It comes in tiny little bottles that are handy to keep with you.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 13, 2017 12:02 AM (ZapPq)

555

Peel 'Em and Wring 'Em!

Posted by: Muslim Refugee SAI at November 13, 2017 12:03 AM (T/KY7)

556 You know those songs that are earworms, but you can never remember anything but the tune? In your mind the song is just mumbling to the tune?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:59 PM (ycWCI)


Gosh no, I've never had Blake's The Tyger stuck in my head to the tune of "Cult of Personality" for a week and prayed, weeping, for the sweet release of death. I just can't relate to that, sorry.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2017 12:03 AM (y87Qq)

557 Been reading up on the stabbing. Two "related" males are shopping for clothes together, and using a dressing room.

Suddenly Mahad goes instant jihad and stabs them both.

Pure speculation: Mahad spotted gays having fun and went into punishment mode.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 12:03 AM (3myMJ)

558 Suspects name? Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman



/OMG, it's NOT Mohammad!

Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (6p/Y6)





Well that's good. We don't want any more aspersions cast on the Religion of Peace.
----

Mark Adam Abraham.

A nice Jewish boy.

/really? You think we won't do that?

Posted by: The MFM at November 13, 2017 12:03 AM (6p/Y6)

559 Mahad spotted gays having fun and went into punishment mode.

They refused my offer to bless them with my precious bodily fluid! I keel them!

Posted by: Muslim Refugee SAI at November 13, 2017 12:04 AM (T/KY7)

560 Y5, like this stuff:

http://tinyurl.com/y98esoxk

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 13, 2017 12:04 AM (ZapPq)

561 night
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:47

And good night to you, we did have a blast in Vegas. Be well.

T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 13, 2017 12:04 AM (yJ1e6)

562 Yes, I was lost in clickland for a while in amazed and wide eyed wonder. (who would USE that?!)

When I ventured into the "anal sex toy" topic is where things got REALLY surprising.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 12:05 AM (hVoJQ)

563 Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 13, 2017 12:04 AM (yJ1e6)

Night Farmer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2017 12:05 AM (ycWCI)

564 Stabby kebab's name marks him as Somali. Any photos, etc?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:06 AM (fA1SL)

565 Never could square the circle.
I'm going to drop the subject as I don't want to get into a protracted argument over this issue.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2017 12:06 AM (mJ8mX)

566

What does a T-Rex use for tampons when she runs out of midgets?

Posted by: Muslim Refugee SAI at November 13, 2017 12:07 AM (T/KY7)

567 563 Yes, I was lost in clickland for a while in amazed and wide eyed wonder. (who would USE that?!)

When I ventured into the "anal sex toy" topic is where things got REALLY surprising.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 12:05 AM (hVoJQ)

Obligatory.
http://tinyurl.com/pq4wwm9

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2017 12:07 AM (ycWCI)

568 Mall of American stabbing.

Suspects name? Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman

/OMG, it's NOT Mohammad!
Posted by: shibumi at November 12, 2017 11:57 PM (6p/Y6)


Abdirahaman? The blind sheik got out of prison? I guess they let him go for a weekend furlough or something.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2017 12:07 AM (8gDQu)

569 Farmer...you are the bestest!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 13, 2017 12:07 AM (mMeIQ)

570 555----I use the fingernail glue type. I figure it's more likely to be formulated for use on skin. It comes in tiny little bottles that are handy to keep with you.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 13, 2017 12:02 AM (ZapPq)
------------------------------
What a good idea!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 13, 2017 12:07 AM (0jtPF)

571 Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2017 12:06 AM (mJ8mX)

this topic encompasses some interesting angles.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 12:07 AM (hVoJQ)

572 And good night to you, we did have a blast in Vegas. Be well.



T



Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 13, 2017 12:04 AM (yJ1e6)

Night, Farmer. Keep well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 12:08 AM (oPNmq)

573 Exactly, Bitter Clinger; just my point.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 13, 2017 12:08 AM (mJ8mX)

574 Have not seen any photos of perp.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 12:08 AM (3myMJ)

575 The liquid skin I remember came in a small tube and they sold it at the desk of the bowling alley to use when a bowler cut their finger that went into the ball as a bandaid wouldn't work. As I recall it worked but burned a bit when you put it on. Nowadays wouldn't superglue do the same thing?

Posted by: geoffb at November 13, 2017 12:10 AM (zOpu5)

576 I just hope Amazon is actually screening their employees 'cause their Twin Cities operations have switched over almost entirely to in-house delivery services and most of their drivers are Somali.

Gonna be bad for business if anyone snaps and uses their Amazon delivery truck to run down innocents.

On second thought, maybe that's why they haven't plastered the Amazon logo on all of those trucks.

Hmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 13, 2017 12:10 AM (I/iGu)

577 >> in amazed and wide eyed wonder.

The free market is amazing. If there is demand, there will be supply.

You know, with all this sexual harassment, hypersensitivity, I wonder how the product design and production discussion and meetings can be done.

I mean, if I were in on that, I couldn't keep a straight face. I'd be cracking dirty jokes and double entendres and just having a grand ol' time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 13, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH)

578 A few weeks ago, we were talking about pizza gate. Tonight a strange graphic showed up on that site I don't talk about that links a lot together. Everything from Breitbart to missing children.

There is disturbing artwork involving the Podesta brothers in the image.

Probably NSFW.

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1510547260418.jpg

Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 12:10 AM (6p/Y6)

579 Margarita, I found out that doctors use medical super glue to close wounds. As far as I know, it's basically the same stuff, except medical super glue has blue dye in it.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 13, 2017 12:11 AM (ZapPq)

580 575. Did some digging. Yep. East African - probably 90% chance Somali or Eritrean - based on photo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:11 AM (fA1SL)

581 Have not seen any photos of perp.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 12:08 AM (3myMJ)

Probably would not be a contender in a Johnny Winter look-alike contest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 12:11 AM (oPNmq)

582 Superglue works, it's just not ideal (it can get warm while it's curing). It's all just cyanoacrylate anyway, I think. The actual medical grade stuff is called Dermabond.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2017 12:12 AM (y87Qq)

583 534 528. That's that collodion stuff what comes from the druggist, yes? I give it a 'meh.' It works, sorta kinda.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at Novembe


it is the super glue type stuff is that what you are thinking of?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2017 12:13 AM (vuY5x)

584 Claim is that Mahad was stealing guy's stuff from dressing room and started stabbing when confronted by victim, then stabbed another "related" person or unspecified family member *wink wink* and was taken into custody somehow.

So, nothing to do with Islam!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 13, 2017 12:14 AM (3myMJ)

585 Dermabond is one of those obvious names you kinda wish you could go back in time and license.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 13, 2017 12:14 AM (I/iGu)

586
Ooops, sorry about that, private.

Corporal, get me some liquid foreskin, stat!

Posted by: Short Arm Inspector at November 13, 2017 12:14 AM (8O3HH)

587 night
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 12, 2017 11:47

Be well, hope all is going good in the new place.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 13, 2017 12:14 AM (yJ1e6)

588 580 Margarita, I found out that doctors use medical super glue to close wounds. As far as I know, it's basically the same stuff, except medical super glue has blue dye in it.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 13, 2017 12:11 AM (ZapPq)

From the wiki entry for cyanoacrylate (super glue):

While standard "superglue" is 100% ethyl cyanoacrylate, many custom formulations (e.g., 91% ECA, 9% poly(methyl methacrylate), <0.5% hydroquinone, and a small amount of organic sulfonic acid,[17] and variations on the compound n-butyl-cyanoacrylate for medical applications[12]) have come to be used for specific applications. There are 3 cyanoacrylate compounds currently available as topical skin adhesives. 2-Octyl-cyanoacrylate is marketed as Dermabond and SurgiSeal. n-2-Butyl-cyanoacrylate is marketed as Histoacryl, Indermil, GluStitch, GluSeal, PeriAcryl, and LiquiBand. The compound 2-Ethyl-cyanoacrylate is available as Epiglu.[18]

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2017 12:15 AM (ycWCI)

589 Word.

Posted by: Vastra and Jenny at November 12, 2017 11:14 PM (itfg0)


========

Just looked up "Vastra and Jenny". Makes me really glad I lost interest Dr. Who after Tom Baker. I thought Pertwee and Lethbridge-Stewart had killed all those fuckers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 12:15 AM (/qEW2)

590 579. Nahhh....there's nothing to any of that, shibumi. I noticed a misuse of an apostrophe in a non-possessive noun, ergo, it's all debunked.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:15 AM (fA1SL)

591
That's that collodion stuff what comes from the druggist, yes?

Used to know a Nick Collodion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2017 12:15 AM (IqV8l)

592 Did not know this, but using a large amount of standard super glue can evidently cause chemical burns when used on the skin. Evidently also some minor toxicity from fumes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2017 12:17 AM (ycWCI)

593 Emmie, Bitter Clinger, Geoffb, Hogmartin, UP thanks one and al for liquid skin / super glue comments.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2017 12:17 AM (vuY5x)

594
Stabby kebab's name marks him as Somali. Any photos, etc?
--

Not yet. 20 years old though.

Posted by: shibumi at November 13, 2017 12:17 AM (6p/Y6)

595 Not much Farmer.

Highlights?
-NFL continues to dig.
-Roy Moore accuser may be a massive plant.
-Something about a possible horrible situation involving SEALs and a green beret? others can fill you in better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 11:48

I agree, the Roy Moore plant is just a false flag. And the NFL can go f**k themselvelves.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 13, 2017 12:20 AM (yJ1e6)

596

Superglue is very useful for closing the penile nail holes. It does not, however, do much for splinters...

Posted by: Muslim Refugee SAI at November 13, 2017 12:20 AM (T/KY7)

597 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929766660105555971

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929766739675631616

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929766834227757057

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929766933511180288

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929767040516272129

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2017 12:21 AM (eh0Va)

598 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929767133466320896

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929767216702205953

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929767391579557889

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929767491617869824

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929767585171890176

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2017 12:22 AM (eh0Va)

599 593. Used to use a very special thinned out CA adhesive for repairs on antique veneer amd marquetry - can confirm chemical burns from use of 'kicker' - a sorta catalyst what instantly set the stuff - if both were onnbare skin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:22 AM (fA1SL)

600

Say, about removing splinters...

Posted by: Wooden Johnson at November 13, 2017 12:22 AM (T/KY7)

601 On Reelz....American Valor.....Salute to our heroes

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 13, 2017 12:22 AM (mMeIQ)

602 Google says you can make fake skin outta Elmer's glue, food dye, laundry detergent, and corn starch.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 13, 2017 12:23 AM (I/iGu)

603 Posted by: kbdabear

Always reliable.

If you've got any more "C-string" shots, well, do share.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 13, 2017 12:24 AM (8O3HH)

604 Used to use a very special thinned out CA adhesive
for repairs on antique veneer amd marquetry - can confirm chemical burns
from use of 'kicker' - a sorta catalyst what instantly set the stuff -
if both were onnbare skin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:22 AM (fA1SL)

Those catalysts are often organic peroxides, and hence powerful oxidizing agents.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 12:25 AM (oPNmq)

605 Google says you can make fake skin outta Elmer's glue, food dye, laundry detergent, and corn starch.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 13, 2017 12:23 AM (I/iGu)

Or you could just peel the hide off a Japanese sexbot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 12:26 AM (oPNmq)

606

You know if we had powerful undercover oxidizing agents on every street corner anyone soaked in gasoline and sugar would be burned...

Posted by: Wooden Johnson at November 13, 2017 12:27 AM (T/KY7)

607 @606: "Or you could just peel the hide off a Japanese sexbot."

Sounds more expensive than skinning hobos.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 13, 2017 12:27 AM (I/iGu)

608 Google says you can make fake skin outta Elmer's glue, food dye, laundry detergent, and corn starch.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 13, 2017 12:23 AM (I/iGu)




Redneckpedia says you can do the same fking thing with Gorilla Tape.

Duct tape on steroids. Any questions?




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 13, 2017 12:28 AM (QzJWU)

609
Perusing Kbdabear's contributions (intently), I stumbled across this gem, from "Saturday Night Sideboob".

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929554635781746688

Check out the apron on that ginger. That's the look I was talking about one time. Nothing but one of those aprons.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 13, 2017 12:28 AM (8O3HH)

610 Althought I enjoy much of NY's music, he is a shit stainted asshole.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 13, 2017 12:28 AM (0n18S)

611 605. Aha! Makes perfect sense.
Fun business, antique repair. You wade around all day in aniline dyes, chlorinated organic compounds, and - as I've learned today - organic peroxides. Still - you're usually so high from lacquer thinner fumes that you don't really notice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:29 AM (fA1SL)

612 Farmer...you are the bestest!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 13, 2017 12:07 AM

LMAO, the best was when we saw the notes to Harry Reid at the Atomic Testing Museum. That was hysterical. You cracked me up.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 13, 2017 12:30 AM (yJ1e6)

613 610
Perusing Kbdabear's contributions (intently), I stumbled across this gem, from "Saturday Night Sideboob".

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/929554635781746688

Check out the apron on that ginger. That's the look I was talking about one time. Nothing but one of those aprons.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 13, 2017 12:28 AM (8O3HH)

Great minds. That is exactly the one I noticed. And I cannot find anything on the model except another site which posted the same pic. Pretty lady.

For the other rons (with all credit to kbdabear):
http://tinyurl.com/ybrgrgx6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2017 12:31 AM (ycWCI)

614 >>>But Graham not only hasn't called for Democrat Sen. Bob Menendez (N.J.), accused of having sex with underage prostitutes, to step aside


Is there some agency where you could hire a guy to claim that Graham molested him when he was a teen? By Graham's logic, Graham should resign.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 12:33 AM (/qEW2)

615 >> Great minds. That is exactly the one I noticed.

Indeeds. A friend tells me about about educational video based on this apron theme. Well, several. MILF in the apron (and stripper heels) baking pies in her oven. Lot of bending over -- in context of course, nothing gratuitous, of course.... ahem. A naughty little pie thief came and stole one of her pies.

Fun ensued.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 13, 2017 12:36 AM (8O3HH)

616 35




Some Imams have very specifically said that sex with animals is
allowed as long as the devoted adherent does the ritual wash and says a
prayer afterwards.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 10:08 PM (T/KY7)

IIRC, Ayatollah Khomeini issued at fatwa saying that if you spoiled your neighbor's sheep you had to pay him for it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 13, 2017 12:38 AM (jK8Z7)

617 617. So, a sorta 'bride-price,' then?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:39 AM (fA1SL)

618
Good evening, good people. Finally completed the last Dr's appointment for my eye surgery, and it was confirmed, there's no need for any corrective glasses, not even for reading.

I do not believe the degree of visual clarity that resulted--I could see extremely well prior ( I thought) but now? Holy carp. Just for a short period there was too much sensory input to process, but that passed as the eyes compensated.

Sometime next week will be rangetime to see if I shoot okay.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2017 12:42 AM (S/hVx)

619
Did he say anything about fouling ficuses?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 13, 2017 12:42 AM (8O3HH)

620 Heh...fun bit of news, re 'bride price' and various backward customs - a former 'niece' of mine was kidnapped not long ago by a suitor. Where she lives, this is not at all uncommon. Nonetheless, her family hired men with 'a very special set of skills' and got her back again before it was too late.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 12:44 AM (fA1SL)

621 Sometime next week will be rangetime to see if I shoot okay.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2017 12:42 AM (S/hVx)

Congrats, IG. That is great news.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2017 12:46 AM (ycWCI)

622 Thanks to all who helped me out the other night with my cut/copy & paste issue.

Went out and got that new mouse and voila, problem solved. Easy peasy. Wish I'd known that 6 months ago.

Thanks again.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 13, 2017 12:47 AM (Jcg9Q)

623 IIRC, Ayatollah Khomeini issued at fatwa saying that if you spoiled your neighbor's sheep you had to pay him for it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 13, 2017 12:38 AM (jK8Z7)


========

What does the Pentateuch say about this subject?

Leviticus 20:

15 If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. 16 If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Note the complete lack of ambiguity.

OTOH, Islam is a religion by animals for animals.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 12:48 AM (/qEW2)

624 I do not believe the degree of visual clarity that resulted--I could see extremely well prior ( I thought) but now? Holy carp.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2017 12:42 AM (S/hVx)


irongrampa ... now with HD vision!!

Posted by: Ronco at November 13, 2017 12:48 AM (8gDQu)

625 Have a great week, beloved Horde!

Good night!

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 13, 2017 12:50 AM (ZapPq)

626 I have a feeling, that one would NOT want to be Irongrandpa's "target holder", regardless of weapon, distance or target size.

Aim Small, I.G. !




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 13, 2017 12:51 AM (QzJWU)

627 Well, bed time for sleepy Peons. Did two days of night shift, and it has caught up with me. I am happy to be sleepy at this hour; means I should awake in the morning refreshed.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2017 01:00 AM (oPNmq)

628 Hello, everyone.

Just here to let you know I'm still alive. (There'll be a slight pause while the Horde says, "And...?)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 13, 2017 01:05 AM (rJUlF)

629 Has anyone found my lost quotation mark?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 13, 2017 01:05 AM (rJUlF)

630 Time for the old folk. Need some rest.


Always remember, we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH. With ever increasing reason.

I believe that we are starting to see the unraveling of the progressive monstrosity--current events surely do indicate there's serious problems therein. The rest of the path will not be an easy one and I may not live to see the final outcome. But I know with every fiber of my being we WILL prevail.

Why do I know this?

Because we're Americans and as such are denied the option of failing. Never forget or doubt that.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2017 01:07 AM (S/hVx)

631 *pours double vodka. Dons Adidas track suit. Squats on heels, eats semichki. Hardbass plays in the background *

https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 01:08 AM (fA1SL)

632 Good night, irongrampa.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Alleged Deplorable at November 13, 2017 01:08 AM (rJUlF)

633 Very, very late to the party, great ONT, just ended a nearly four hour power outage here in southeastern Mass.,had to listen to my Pats beat the Broncos on an old fashioned transistor radio in candlelight, it was quite soothing. You guys are the best!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2017 01:09 AM (nWc4E)

634 Jim!

you're alive...

when's a good time to call you and at what number?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:11 AM (p87/x)

635 The Broncos lost? Not watching

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 13, 2017 01:13 AM (mMeIQ)

636 By the way, Booker T. and the MGs reminded me of an instrumental song that was in the movie Vanishing Point, the song was called Double Barrel, but I can't remember the name of the artist and I would like to hear it again, any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2017 01:14 AM (nWc4E)

637 Sometime next week will be range time to see if I shoot okay.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2017 12:42 AM (S/hVx)
---
not to be a worry wart, but did the docs okay muzzle blast/recoil forces post-op?

dancing rodents on being able to see properly. i remember when i could.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:15 AM (p87/x)

638 Morons.

https://tinyurl.com/yd4tu34k

Posted by: Johnny at November 13, 2017 01:15 AM (kUotE)

639 Interesting fact about beavers from wikipedia. They can be eaten on Fridays by Catholics:

In the 17th century, based on a question raised by the Bishop of Quebec, the Roman Catholic Church ruled that the beaver was a fish (beaver flesh was a part of the indigenous peoples' diet, prior to the Europeans' arrival) for purposes of dietary law. Therefore, the general prohibition on the consumption of meat on Fridays did not apply to beaver meat. The legal basis for the decision probably rests with the Summa Theologica of Thomas Aquinas, which bases animal classification as much on habit as anatomy. This is similar to the Church's classification of other semi-aquatic rodents, such as the capybara and muskrat.

Maybe when the Bible says Jonah was swallowed by great fish, it really meant that he ended up inside a giant beaver.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 13, 2017 01:16 AM (/qEW2)

640 not to be a worry wart, but did the docs okay muzzle blast/recoil forces post-op?

dancing rodents on being able to see properly. i remember when i could.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:15 AM (p87/x)


I saw Muzzle Blast open for Dancing Rodents at the 9:30 Club in '91. Bang your heads!

Posted by: Miklos, a single Molnar at November 13, 2017 01:18 AM (zCyNd)

641 "Double Barrel" not showing on the VP sound track LP...

amazon.com/Vanishing-Point-S-T/dp/B0002NRRWE

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:21 AM (p87/x)

642 *pours second double vodka. Looks up old Jugo war shit on YouTube*

https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 01:23 AM (fA1SL)

643 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2017 01:14 AM (nWc4E)

There's no "double barrel" on the soundtrack list for that movie (the 1971 movie). Either you're thinking of a different movie or a different song.

There was a "Double Barrel" on the soundtrack of "The Harder They Come" in 1970 (an excellent film, though almost impossible to understand without subtitles). Not an instrumental, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2017 01:25 AM (8gDQu)

644 It's a dam and a dessert topping.

Posted by: Justin Beaver at November 13, 2017 01:33 AM (/qEW2)

645 Jim!

you're alive...

when's a good time to call you and at what number?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:11 AM (p87/x)



Try tomorrow, 2 pm CST, ad the new number.

Been busy times, meanwhile.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 13, 2017 01:33 AM (QzJWU)

646 Not an instrumental, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2017 01:25 AM (8gDQu)


Actually, I don't know that. It might be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2017 01:34 AM (8gDQu)

647 shit: now i have to find the new # AND remember to call you about the time i usually wake up.

H8R!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:39 AM (p87/x)

648 maybe you could call the # with all the 00000s, and i can call you right back?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:40 AM (p87/x)

649 maybe you could call the # with all the 00000s, and i can call you right back?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:40 AM (p87/x)



Try the olde, and see IF it still forwards.

I'd go back to a land line dial rotary, if they'd let me.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 13, 2017 01:46 AM (QzJWU)

650 But Graham not only hasn't called for Democrat Sen. Bob Menendez (N.J.), accused of having sex with underage prostitutes, to step aside


Is there some agency where you could hire a guy to claim that Graham molested him when he was a teen? By Graham's logic, Graham should resign.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Seen Moore is gonna have an enemies list when he hits the Hill

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2017 01:46 AM (9TU00)

651 Found the song, called Double Barrel by Dave and Ansel Collins, not listed on the soundtrack but I distinctly remember it from the movie, I think the DJ Cleavon Little played maybe a snippet of it on the radio in the movie but it stuck with me for some reason.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2017 01:48 AM (nWc4E)

652 Found the song, called Double Barrel by Dave and Ansel Collins, not listed on the soundtrack but I distinctly remember it from the movie, I think the DJ Cleavon Little played maybe a snippet of it on the radio in the movie but it stuck with me for some reason.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2017 01:48 AM (nWc4E)


That was the one I told you about. It wasn't in Vanishing Point. It was in "The Harder They Come".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2017 01:50 AM (8gDQu)

653 Uncle Palp with the weird Balkan Zydeco music vids for the "WTF?"

i remember the time i got my ass chewed by some dumb PAO bimbo from OTAG who was out BSing the press at a CA ARNG dog pony show at Club Bob, back around the turn of the century.

she was prattling on to them about how wonderful our efforts over there were, and i told my van full of assholes that, as a GI with almost 20 in, and family from that shithole, that there was nothing there worth all the Americans lives already lost, and the money wasted, and that we should just seal the borders, execute the survivors and sell the land to humans.

she was NOT pleased, and i can't imagine why.

but then one of her charges threw a shoe, had an MCI and i had to break every post rule about speed, driving, etc, to get him to the chopper pad for a Dust-Off* to a real hospital so he wouldn't die. she was just a tad conflicted.

* i got him there before they could have launched to come get him.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 01:53 AM (p87/x)

654 It was definitely in Vanishing Point also, I never saw "The Harder They Come". Wow, I'll probably have to watch Vanishing Point again sometime, just to prove to myself that I am not crazy

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2017 01:53 AM (nWc4E)

655 654. Heh....Balkan zydeco.....

Yeah....jugo wars really were 'unspellables vs. unpronounceables.' Pointless, all of it - they need only have REMOVED KEBAB and I think all would have been well with the Serbs and the Bosnians. But we just HAD to get involved......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 01:57 AM (fA1SL)

656 Seen Moore is gonna have an enemies list when he hits the Hill
Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2017 01:46 AM (9TU00)
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any honest person would...

see President Trump, for example.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 02:00 AM (p87/x)

657 Okay....Balkan elbows with Balkan music:

https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI
https://youtu.be/7Q533RHWKss

Serbian turbofolk, bitches!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 02:02 AM (fA1SL)

658 #656... i am reminded of Oscar Wilde's comment on fox hunting:

"Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible."

as with the middle east, minus Israel, nothing a nice, thick, even coat of VX and HD wouldn't fix.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 02:08 AM (p87/x)

659
It's likely the beavers began working on the Alberta dam sometime in the 1970s, making it a multi-generation architectural endeavor.


EnviroCanucks no doubt are prepping lawsuits on behalf of unfiled enviro permits even as we speak...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2017 02:09 AM (pNxlR)

660 Who really gives a dam, unless under aged beavers were involved?

Posted by: MSM at November 13, 2017 02:13 AM (nWc4E)

661 I went to Balkan circus a few times as a DoD civilian. I would have recommended keeping the Croatian beaches for a permenant MWR facility.

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2017 02:13 AM (9TU00)

662 659. Seconded. As with most things, 'trying to help' only made it worse.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 13, 2017 02:18 AM (fA1SL)

663 but, if we're doing weird Eastern Europeon pop music, here's a gem from from around '06, which you might remember as a meme.

Numa Numa (Dragostea din tei)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UByXynZDUw

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 02:30 AM (p87/x)

664 I would have recommended keeping the Croatian beaches for a permenant MWR facility.

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2017 02:13 AM (9TU00)
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i'd rather hang at the beaches on Camp Pendleton, Magu or Vandenburg...

at least they have surf!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 02:33 AM (p87/x)

665 cherry picking

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 02:40 AM (hVoJQ)

666 It's catchy but it's no Shadalay.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 13, 2017 02:41 AM (rnAwa)

667 Old man, look at my life.
I've done more drugs than you have.

Posted by: Neil Young at November 13, 2017 02:44 AM (bdKoh)

668 for the history challenged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE8WzYNRPNU

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 02:47 AM (p87/x)

669 Old man, look at my life.

I've done more drugs than you have.

Posted by: Neil Young at November 13, 2017 02:44 AM (bdKoh)
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actually, if you listen to his lyrics w*rk over the years, i don't think Neil has ever done more than smoke weed, and not even the high potency shit at that.

ICBW, but the data fits.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 03:15 AM (p87/x)

670 Rodin? Bottom of the daikaiju barrel if you ask me. I'd talk up the "experience" too, of Godzilla kicked my ass on a regular basis. Sad!

Posted by: Corndog at November 13, 2017 03:35 AM (V2CIU)

671 well dang someone got zapped and I lost my 666 position.

I demand a recount.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at November 13, 2017 03:37 AM (hVoJQ)

672 Did I miss a troll?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2017 04:01 AM (ycWCI)

673 Have a good night all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2017 04:04 AM (ycWCI)

674 late, beat, tired and supposed to call Jim in a few hours...

hasta, y'all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2017 04:13 AM (p87/x)

675 Night all.

Here is "Planetary Space Child" by Ruby The Hatchet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCj7j0ukYik

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 13, 2017 04:25 AM (itfg0)

676 On Nov 13 Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence, that request came from his wife. Deep down he knew she was right, but someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go he appeared at the home of his childhood friend Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier his wife threw him requesting he never return. Can two divorced menshare a apartment and not drive each other crazy?

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 04:45 AM (aC6Sd)

677 Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 04:45 AM (aC6Sd)

Damn....that was a funny show. I wonder if it is still running somewhere?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2017 04:53 AM (wYseH)

678
That opening monologue of 'The Odd Couple' was written by Garry Marshall, born November 13th. On this day in history Karen Silkwood died in a car crash under suspicious circumstances. The two events appear to the casual reader as unrelated. Will we ever really know?

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply & Conspiracy Theorist at November 13, 2017 05:08 AM (ajiE5)

679 i'd rather hang at the beaches on Camp Pendleton, Magu or Vandenburg...

at least they have surf!
Posted by: redc1c4

But the few women there wear bathing suits

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2017 05:34 AM (9TU00)

680 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 13, 2017 05:46 AM (EyPfd)

681 Ace Tractor Seat and Supply
Sily me, I know Gary Mitchell's birthday is today and since a kid knew the start of the Odd couple was on Nov 13. It's also Whoopie's, and mine.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 05:51 AM (aC6Sd)

682 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 05:52 AM (aC6Sd)

683 Who you calling odd?

Posted by: Ted Koppel at November 13, 2017 05:55 AM (/qEW2)

684 The uniparty not being content with manufacturing an op against Moore now want to deny him the ability to defend himself.

Fascism has descended upon America.

We are not voting our way out of our predicament.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2017 05:56 AM (MHDxR)

685 676 On Nov 13 Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence, that request came from his wife. Deep down he knew she was right, but someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go he appeared at the home of his childhood friend Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier his wife threw him requesting he never return. Can two divorced men share a apartment and not drive each other crazy?
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 04:45 AM


Oh maaaaannnn...There's a show, and an opening, and some theme music, I haven't thought about in forever. I feel a YT marathon coming on.

And now the damn music's in my head.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #Raised Royal at November 13, 2017 05:57 AM (IpsQV)

686
06:00 #timecheck

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Peerless Popovski at November 13, 2017 05:57 AM (4XCge)

687 Farrow/Brazile taking down Hollywood and the DNC. Now that pair is odd.

Posted by: Ted Koppel at November 13, 2017 05:58 AM (/qEW2)

688 G'mornin' Horde !

19 degrees, clear, crescent moon.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 13, 2017 06:01 AM (Ktb8D)

689 This tablet is changing words

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 06:01 AM (aC6Sd)

690 My boss is playing a trick on me today, have to drive 13 miles one way for small job then back and 20 miles other way for another. 1st is outside and it's raining.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 06:04 AM (aC6Sd)

691 Feeling crabby & stabby. Bloody Mary time!

Posted by: Tequila Sunrise Hillary at November 13, 2017 06:12 AM (bc2Lc)

692
Also your birthday? Then have a great one, Skip.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply & Conspiracy Theorist at November 13, 2017 06:15 AM (ajiE5)

693 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 13, 2017 06:18 AM (hyuyC)

694 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 13, 2017 06:18 AM (XW5Rv)

695 Thanks! Had apple pie ( and oatmeal) for breakfast, special treat.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2017 06:19 AM (aC6Sd)

696 Happy birthday Skip! Hope it's a great one.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 06:31 AM (UoSKV)

697 Happy birthday, Skip.

May your year be as bright as your dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 13, 2017 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

698

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 13, 2017 06:34 AM (ZFEAw)

699
It's also famous comedian Jimmy Kimmel's birthday today. That guy's really funny. Everyone should watch him. Especially his political jokes.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at November 13, 2017 06:36 AM (ajiE5)

700 698 Hilldog

Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.

Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 13, 2017 06:40 AM (hyuyC)

701 I should star in the reboot: the Ungar Games.

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at November 13, 2017 06:40 AM (/qEW2)

702 Have a great day everyone.

Busy day. And that work thing approaches.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 13, 2017 06:42 AM (hyuyC)

703 I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!

Posted by: Oscar Madison at November 13, 2017 06:44 AM (oVJmc)

704 HUNTSVILLE, Alabama — Judge Roy Moore, the GOP nominee for the United States Senate, announced Sunday evening at an event that he plans to sue the Washington Post for its series of hit pieces against him, his wife, his foundation, and his campaign.


(He ought to name Mitt Romney in the suit, too. Just to send one across the bow of the never-Trump brigade.)

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 13, 2017 06:45 AM (ajiE5)

705 Meredith Raimondo is lucky to have found Oberlin. In any other profession she'd be unemployable.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 13, 2017 06:52 AM (ylUqT)

706 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKIP!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 13, 2017 06:53 AM (hMwEB)

707 It's also famous comedian Jimmy Kimmel's birthday
today. That guy's really funny. Everyone should watch him. Especially
his political jokes.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at November 13, 2017 06:36 AM (ajiE5)
=======================================
Yes! Please watch; Jimmy has a strong moral compass and you can learn so much from him!

Posted by: Jimmy's mom at November 13, 2017 06:55 AM (ylUqT)

708 Yes! Please watch; Jimmy has a strong moral compass and you can learn so much from him!
Posted by: Jimmy's mom

ANd you never know, he might play strip basketball with the Costello twins!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 06:56 AM (8ikIW)

709 Morning all.

Will J.J. be in at 7 this AM?

Posted by: fluffy at November 13, 2017 06:57 AM (cHbmY)

710 Who else is having beef teriyaki for breakfast this morning?

Posted by: Beef Teriyaki Marketing Council of Gerlach, Nevada at November 13, 2017 06:58 AM (DMUuz)

711 704 Judge Roy Moore announced Sunday evening at an event that he plans to sue the Washington Post for its series of hit pieces against him, his wife, his foundation, and his campaign.
___________________

That will be a waste of time and money. The courts have made libel suits impossible for public figures to win.

Just ask Sarah Palin.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 06:59 AM (BXf9o)

712 Will J.J. be in at 7 this AM?
Posted by: fluffy

His contract says he's supposed to. But J.J. keeps inventing Jewish holidays.

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 07:01 AM (8ikIW)

713 Moore probably wouldn't win, but he's a lawyer an a judge and its shows that he's not backing down, and if papers continue to do this they will have to have legal battles

WaPo needs to die.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 07:01 AM (8+Ozj)

714 Happy Birthday, Skip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 07:02 AM (8+Ozj)

715 That will be a waste of time and money. The courts have made libel suits impossible for public figures to win.

Just ask Sarah Palin.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2017 06:59 AM (BXf9o)


But if someone doesn't sue them once in a while - and force them to spend precious monetary resources on legal defense - then they would be even more out of control.

Now WaPo has Bezos money, which is pretty bottomless. Still.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 13, 2017 07:02 AM (ajiE5)

716 Judge Moore needs to remember the words of Bob Wills, Asleep at the Wheel and (maybe best of all) Pokey Lafarge (who names their child "Pokey Lafarge"?!)

The Devil Ain't Lazy
.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7j23c9j

Posted by: Jimmy's mom at November 13, 2017 07:03 AM (ylUqT)

717 Posted by: Oscar Madison at November 13, 2017 06:44 AM (oVJmc)
--------------

Sounds like you watched the same movie I did this weekend. It's very funny.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2017 07:04 AM (UoSKV)

718 Just ask Petey Wheatstraw !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 13, 2017 07:05 AM (Ktb8D)

719 Who else is having beef teriyaki for breakfast this morning?
Posted by: Beef Teriyaki Marketing Council of Gerlach, Nevada

Bacon, sausage links AND a pork chop!

Posted by: Iowa Pork - the Other Whie Meat at November 13, 2017 07:06 AM (4qBm2)

720 JJ is nood

Posted by: Bruce at November 13, 2017 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

721 The Costello twins? I must learn more about these Costello twins.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 13, 2017 07:06 AM (ylUqT)

722 Judge Moore needs to start saying the words, antitrust at every whistle stop.

Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2017 07:07 AM (9TU00)

723 nood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 13, 2017 07:08 AM (Ktb8D)

724 My late older brother used superglue to "stitch" up a cat that had been hit by a car. The cat survived - it had been bleeding badly when my brother started working on it.

I have used superglue to close small cuts on myself - it makes the cuts stop hurting so much, and in my experience, heals without scarring.

Posted by: An Observation at November 13, 2017 07:18 AM (K4dE9)

725 Sheepdog needs more training as he leads entire flock into his owner's home:

http://tinyurl.com/yaalok8a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2017 07:53 AM (8+Ozj)

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