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cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Coming Out Of The Closet....
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.
Eh...I guess they didn't really know what they were talking about.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 11:58 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at November 12, 2017 11:59 AM (g/zpC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2017 12:00 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2017 12:00 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:03 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2017 12:04 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:04 PM (UoSKV)
Oh good!
So I can finally say...
I'm into attractive women. I mean, really into them. So don't judge me if you are a 20 or 30 something year old chick and really good looking, and I'm nice to you.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:04 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:04 PM (UoSKV)
Can I pre order so as to not miss out?
Posted by: MAC SOG at November 12, 2017 12:06 PM (czkHE)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (/tuJf)
OK I am gong to come out of the closet also:
I admit it. I am OLD. Old as dirt.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 11:58 AM (SjImc)
I want my dentist to be old and experienced. Getting a bridge Monday from a young guy, not happy.
Posted by: George at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (TXZAP)
principles dictate that these "victims" should be placed at the bottom,
or foundation, if you will.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:03 PM (tbOMB)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: George at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (TXZAP)
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 12:08 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 12:08 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Rhenniganyx at November 12, 2017 12:09 PM (Qq+MB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 12:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 12:09 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: MAC SOG at November 12, 2017 12:06 PM (czkHE)
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Do not worry; you will not miss out. Believe you me, the minute that thing is done, we will be proclaiming it from the hilltops and spamming the blog with ordering information. Right after we sober up.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (JbBiZ)
I can't tell but that looks like the little fat ugly sister from FAMILY TIES.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 12, 2017 12:11 PM (ENxvy)
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 12:12 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:12 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:13 PM (NWiLs)
Thank-you
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:13 PM (pP7Dg)
They have made their bed and now they have to eat it.
Where is the "Hey Fattie!" guy when we need him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 12, 2017 12:13 PM (nUkMr)
Gotta love these Fat Fucks and their phony leftist enablers who blame Other People for their fatness.
It's the "I'm Fat But It's Not My Fault, It's Your Fault" people that are f'n jerks.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 12, 2017 12:14 PM (ENxvy)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (I/iGu)
Yes I noticed.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 12:14 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (I/iGu)
Yes I noticed.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 12:14 PM (SjImc)
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Brave browser, people. Listen to me.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:15 PM (UoSKV)
She's so fat, she doesn't have cottage cheese thighs, she has cheese cottage thighs.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:15 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 12, 2017 12:15 PM (R5lpX)
They have made their bed and now they have to eat it.
Where is the "Hey Fattie!" guy when we need him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 12, 2017 12:13 PM (nUkMr)
All those obesity-related health problems are just constructs of the medical-pharmaceutical-skinny people-industrial complex.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (e4OJ/)
The New York Times @nytimes
Opinion: Can My Children Be Friends With White People?
https://tinyurl.com/ybz5brjc
Friends with white people? Are you crazy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2017 12:17 PM (gC2IV)
The New York Times @nytimes
Opinion: Can My Children Be Friends With White People?
https://tinyurl.com/ybz5brjc
Friends with white people? Are you crazy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (Nwg0u)
No. Were not into you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:17 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (/qEW2)
It took three rescue teams using Jaws of Life and a whale harness to get them out of the closet.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:17 PM (NWiLs)
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yo momma jokes were the rule after the dead baby jokes after the blonde jokes after the polack jokes after the italian jokes after the . . .
Even my irish/scandi family made jokes about gravy. My jokes are always about hitching us up to the plow.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 12:18 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2017 12:19 PM (f0sEV)
NO! So keep your fucking kids away from me!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Downcast at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (0m0zi)
Posted by: Dinner Jacket at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (EK6pT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 12:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Gabriel Iglesias at November 12, 2017 12:22 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 12, 2017 12:22 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:23 PM (Nwg0u)
*eats medium pizza*
I'm working so hard!
*chugs xtra large triple-fat triple-whip mocha frappuccino*
I have a trainer and everything!
*eats six large orders of fries*
I'm really watching my diet!
*eats an entire chocolate cake*
It's just not fair!
*sobs into a hot fudge sundae*
Posted by: Whitney Way Thore at November 12, 2017 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:24 PM (pP7Dg)
You can go back in as fat too. If you fit.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (3myMJ)
We're gonna need a bigger closet.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
I saw lots of repeats of how did they fit in the closet. Not clever or
original.
Posted by: Downcast at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (0m0zi)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF SNOWFLAKES AND ARE TRYING TO BLAME EVERYONE BUT THEMSELVES. pLUS THEY WANT IN ON THE 'VICTIM' GRAVY TRAIN.
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (R5lpX)
https://tinyurl.com/y8xxu57l
If you have additions, subtractions or updates, please send them to the email in my sig/nic/sock.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Ckg4U)
alright, i am not the brightest crayon in the box.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Zmz55)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Maybe not to you. As a lawyer, I hear lawyer jokes all the time. Every friend eventually has to repeat every one they hear. I hear a lot of repeats, with small variations.
But to them, they are unusual and funny. They hear/tell two lawyer jokes a year. Because they're not lawyers.
Posted by: Apostate at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (7d/38)
*sobs into a hot fudge sundae*
Posted by: Whitney Way Thore
You forgot your Diet Coke
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (R5lpX)
Mostly they want in on the gravy. Gallons of it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (3myMJ)
There are plenty of people bemoaning how original, clever, and intelligent they and their close friends were back when Twitter was new and Nazi free though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (I/iGu)
*eyeballs another piece of bacon*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:26 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:26 PM (O5Q3r)
NO! So keep your fucking kids away from me!!!
And get off my lawn!
Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2017 12:26 PM (O2RFr)
You're a good man, Slap.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
alright, i am not the brightest crayon in the box.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Zmz55)
Not all at once, or, stampede.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:27 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)
alright, i am not the brightest crayon in the box.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Zmz55)
Not all at once, or, stampede.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:27 PM (tbOMB)
Catastrophic seismic event.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (e4OJ/)
Posted by: Lena Dunham: Famous Fat Girl at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (gC2IV)
In the bathtub
With the blues
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf)
*plays 1-4-5 chord progression*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: George at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (TXZAP)
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Well, there is experience and then there is...experience.
If I had to have my spleen taken out, and if I had to choose between a surgeon who had done 1000 splenectomies and one who had done 10, I might be inclined to pick the first one.
But if I found out that 600 of the 1000 had croaked on the table, 200 had been freed of their pancreas by mistake, and 100 had developed serious infections and complications, I'd pass.
Because the quantity of experience may not correlate with the quality.
See: Clinton, Hillary.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (0jtPF)
https://tinyurl.com/ybz5brjc
Friends with white people? Are you crazy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (Nwg0u)
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There are a lot of minorities who have bought into Obama's grievance mongering and want to separate. Well, if they're determined not to integrate/assimilate, I think it's good for them to consider separation.
If they realize their ideals are in conflict with the Constitution, or if they don't and merely want to separate out of hatred/envy, this increases the likelihood of a non-violent secession. Both sides will be willing parties.
They will vote for those supporting unconstitutional politics. They will never be satisfied. Their fundamental worldview is incompatible with the Constitution. But they're citizens so we are stuck with them for the time being. If they want to play fox and grapes and go off in a huff, all the better.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 12:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:30 PM (VezBU)
There is a kernel of truth in there, Only the very rich ever got fat in the middle ages when most people could only afford to eat unflavored beans and grains with an occasional dab of meat or fat. Also fat is just fat, it is not like having cancer (victimhood) but it doesn't mean the person doesn't have decent character or moral restraint otherwise. Eating too many sweets is way less destructive to society than molesting young boys ala Spacey et al.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at November 12, 2017 12:30 PM (84F5k)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 12:30 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at November 12, 2017 12:31 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:31 PM (Sfs6o)
-Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Without you'z guyz, I'd only be another guy with a keyboard.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:31 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (UoSKV)
One can always spot the true 'ettes.
Posted by: tbodie at November 12, 2017 12:31 PM (AKYZm)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (pP7Dg)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Norks at November 12, 2017 12:33 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:33 PM (O5Q3r)
Was playing for a female singer-songwriter and said somethin at rehearsal about a 1-6-2-5 turn.
She said, "Once you get past 1-4-5 I really don't know what you are talking about. I knew I was in trouble. Somehow she managed to write songs with like 14 chord changes too.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:34 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
Because the quantity of experience may not correlate with the quality.
See: Clinton, Hillary.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (0jtPF)
Also having been a ortho-surg rep there is something to be said for the docs learning the latest procedure.They can also be more driven to get the best outcomes to build their rep. Especially sports surgeons in ortho. Now if a seasoned doc keeps up with the newest techniques I'm not sure you can go wrong there.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:34 PM (VezBU)
I'm sitting here with my To Do: list in front of me. Every day I print out a new one. I also record on it what I ate and the approx. calories of that food. Also rough estimate of calories expended.
All so that I can stay thin and not look like a beached whale. Like that out-of-the-closet fatty.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 12, 2017 12:34 PM (ajiE5)
Mom, Dad... I have something to tell you...
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (Ckg4U)
Best held on the beach, at low tide. Makes it easier that way.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)
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They're building bridges.
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DOcBIcEUQAIJA4m?format=jpg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)
What do you mean "you people"?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:36 PM (Sfs6o)
have to admit i have no idea what good this does any of us to comment on her.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:36 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 12:37 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Put down the knife first.
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:26 PM (O5Q3r)
What we also know, and maybe she does or does not:
She hates herself, and allows herself to be fat so that when she is rejected by men, she can act like it's their fault, and not hers. Or... the men who don't reject her, physically, she knows they are depraved and not worthy of her, because if they were they wouldn't be with her in the first place.
Funny how these things are self-perpetuating. It's almost as if she WANTS to be miserable...
Almost.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (pP7Dg)
Yeah, I've been in a coupla surgeries and heard the doc say.
"Oh fuck how did that happen?"...yeah damn. I've seen just enough to be wary of my upcoming shoulder surgery. But I'm really more concerned about the nurses making jokes about my junk when I'm out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (VezBU)
There's a fat man/In the bathtub/With the blues Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf
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Robert Taft, is that you?
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (wZznc)
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)
"What do you mean "you people"?"
-Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah... just because we're white doesn't mean...
Wait! Don't get on that ship!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (VezBU)
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Hmmm, that's what you're worried about with regard to your shoulder surgery? You must be put together differently than my husband is.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (UoSKV)
fortunately i felt nothing
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable
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If you are like me, I try to insult each and every group equally.
I'm a giver like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (tr2D7)
have to admit i have no idea what good this does any of us to comment on her.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:36 PM (Zmz55)
We're doing what she wants. Allowing her to confirm what she already "knows," which is that she is unlovable.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Oprah! at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (bc2Lc)
Social media really only allows one of three options: pretending your life is beautiful and perfect, flaunting your own unique Oppression Olympics event, or third party participation in the first two options.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (NWiLs)
Mom... Dad...
I'm short fat ugly stupid poor have a hygiene deficit am a conservative and member of the NRA and am generally unattractive and not a Muslim.
*pause*
But you knew that. I have, I have to tell you...
I'M A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE!
*sniff, sniff*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Too Boo-Coo at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (T/KY7)
Maybe not to you. As a lawyer, I hear lawyer jokes all the time. Every friend eventually has to repeat every one they hear. I hear a lot of repeats, with small variations.
But to them, they are unusual and funny. They hear/tell two lawyer jokes a year. Because they're not lawyers.
Posted by: Apostate at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (7d/3
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My brother (30 yrs, USAF) had a collection of Air Force jokes he wrote down.
Yeah, the vast majority he heard were repeats.
But there were some that were original and funny.
Most of those winners were told by Zoomies themselves.
I'd bet that lawyer jokes told by lawyers are cleverer than those told by laymen. Or at least the lawyers might find them so. (?)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (0jtPF)
I thought, "Well, who is the only person that can do something about that?"
I was smart enough to keep quiet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (JbBiZ)
The late, great Lowell George.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1AWV3F8muI
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (u54O2)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)
It was similar to how whenever a major American city went black--by electing their first black mayor--it never went "back." Giuliani broke this mold by defeating David Dinkins and the Left hated him with the heat of a thousand suns--even though he was very liberal in most things.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (7uYFy)
I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (JbBiZ)
Hey! Give that back, dicknuts!
*tackles Pug Mahon*
Posted by: Pam Poovey at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: no good deed at November 12, 2017 12:43 PM (eIQHF)
-Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (wZznc)
I has a Paladin named "Slick", a Magic User named "Mary" and a thief named "Dude".
Everyone else had Other-Worldly names for their characters. I was just there to slay shit and gather coin.
/Halfgeek.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:43 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at November 12, 2017 12:43 PM (84F5k)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable
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If you are like me, I try to insult each and every group equally.
I'm a giver like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (tr2D7)
Well I'm outraged at your comments. Thought I'd give you that one Tony. You can check off Eyetalians...lets see and Catholics and....oh Cannibals. thats probably a hard one to get.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (Zmz55)
Right?
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Zmz55)
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Um,... your anesthesiologist wasn't from Bowling Green KY, was he?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (0jtPF)
Nothing says, "I'm a special snowflake," and, "civilization is on the path to ruin," like a generation of posers.
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"I'm a citizen! I'm special! Give me more bread and circuses!"
- Roman peasant, 3rd century AD
"I don't think so, kid. Now get behind that plow and don't leave it for the rest of your life."
- Diocletian, Emperor of the Romans, 3rd century AD
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (wZznc)
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (ANIFC)
I thought, "Well, who is the only person that can do something about that?"
I was smart enough to keep quiet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (3myMJ)
Yeah, there are times I've gotten rides with others, and as long as they aren't clearing slop that will get on my clothes, I'll sit down after they move the papers and assorted junk off the seat.
Then they'll apologize "sorry it's so messy," and my only thought is, don't apologize to me, I'm only riding in this crappy car this one time. You ride in it every day.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:45 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:45 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:46 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bluto at November 12, 2017 12:47 PM (7uYFy)
Everyone MUST accept that they are, indeed, thin.
Posted by: Millenial Logic at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (HOFuS)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (Zmz55)
I'm suggesting she believes she is unlovable. Everyone is deserving of love. If we're going to be honest about this.
The limit to which I can provide it is my own issue.
However, it's not a stretch for the rest of us to look at her picture, see what she put out there on social media, inviting the kind of response she got, and assume that somewhere in her messed up mind, she wanted exactly what she got. Confirmation of her own self-disgust.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:46 PM (Zmz55)
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I was just kidding.
Isn't Rand Paul's crazy neighbor an anesthesiologist?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Zmz55)
ISWYDT. And I'm offended.
I like the adjective 'remarkable to describe 'junk'. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: BurtTC
I've got a niece with a car like that. Looks like an episode of hoarders.
Her mom, my sister, is the same though
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (8ikIW)
what a difference a couple of years made, she now organizes everydamnedthing. drives me crazy!
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (Zmz55)
What's funny about some of the ladies that do this is they will look like a million bucks, while their car looks like a homeless person lives in it.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (3myMJ)
There's a fat man
In the bathtub
With the blues
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I said Molina
Sweet Mo-lee-na
Where have you gone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1AWV3F8muI
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (wZznc)
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To quote L'il Abner, we have met the enemy and the is us!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (Nwg0u)
I enjoy some social media from time to time, but I always try to remember that it's best to visit a zoo without becoming one of the animals.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (Ckg4U)
Everyone MUST accept that they are, indeed, thin.
Posted by: Millenial Logic at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (HOFuS)
So which is it? Do they want us to pretend that they are thin? Or accept them despite their fatness? I can't keep track.
Posted by: Bluto at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Maybe a little manscaping
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:50 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:50 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
aww that's sweet it will probably make their day.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:51 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:51 PM (pP7Dg)
Tuck it and tape it. Give them something to really talk about.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (Ckg4U
That's the thing. There are "degrees." To some people, being a few pounds overweight is a deal-breaker when choosing a partner. Others don't mind a bit of bulk. But somewhere a line gets crossed....
Posted by: Bluto at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: timothyI at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (On0Te)
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Business opportunity: Big and fat stores that identify as thin stores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Zmz55)
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Gees that's scary! Ok I wont tell the whole story because the guys yelled at me last time. i think Insomniac told me to STFU very loudly. But the anesthetic did not take for my vasectomy. I wont elaborate.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (hcyUh)
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People here, including myself, have been bewildered at the charges that PDT hates women, blacks, gays.
I think this is behind it. They have convinced themselves that if they cease to get preferential treatment, that if they are simply treated fairly according to law along with everybody else, that this constitutes some sort of attempt at committing genocide against them. They've bought into this false equation that was being peddled to them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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I think the finish to that story is waking up and saying: *Hey, I won first prize!*
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Extra Large Thin and Skinny Inc.
Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:54 PM (wZznc)
Posted by: Meggie McCain at November 12, 2017 12:54 PM (Dp9Hp)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:54 PM (Zmz55)
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I stand corrected.
You know what I miss? Alley Oop. Week days a time travel adventure and on Sundays back in the stone age.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (pP7Dg)
Worse, they bought in on a subconscious level, and don't even recognize what's going on, and why they're reacting how they are.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (VezBU)
Fat is beautiful, but obesity is an epidemic. Got it.
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Obese people are ugly losers. That is the separation point.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:56 PM (wZznc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (VezBU)
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Watch it. I have not yet come out as broad.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:57 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:54 PM (Zmz55)
For yuo too Willow! When i started clucking like a chicken the urologist shot me up again reeal quick. Did you feel pain when you woke up? We're you very aware?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (rJAza)
But if that same person were a predictable scold, historically ignorant, and a migraine-inducing bore?
Yeah, no.
But then that person accuses me of not liking them for all the qualities in the first list...
when it's really the qualities in the second list.
Oh well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:59 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (VezBU)
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Watch it. I have not yet come out as broad.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)
Lol. I swear ettes can hear a comment a mile away. Its eerie.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:59 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:59 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:00 PM (3myMJ)
I farted yesterday and blew the couch through the living room wall.
I've meant to tell you this for some time, but I just didn't have the words, or the courage.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 01:00 PM (Ckg4U)
________
Cheer up, will ya? Intersectionality is replete with upsides. Consider how utterly nonthreatening they are. Consider how they advertise life's DON'Ts more efficiently than a school nurse's pamphlet. The only way they can make you suffer is if you click on their whiny YouTube videos.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 12, 2017 01:00 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:59 PM (Zmz55)
Didn't catch that part. that must have been creepy though. Gees. We're they talking about your boobs?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:00 PM (VezBU)
Load of nonsense.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (VezBU)
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Watch it. I have not yet come out as broad.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)
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You haven't come out as a published cookbook editor either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (gC2IV)
Is this the warmup to the Vittle Thread?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (ENxvy)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (gC2IV)
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No one here has accused me of that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (I/iGu)
i used to tell them so.
also , i can shut them off equally well. when i want
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (Zmz55)
Well, they are easier to catch.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (rJAza)
But harder to tranquilize.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (VezBU)
And society (or certain segments of it).
Victimhood is a way to wield social power as well, to invoke the mob to destroy their oppressors.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (oVJmc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQAW9fsauT8
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (wZznc)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (ENxvy)
-Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (gC2IV)
*HAH!*
I'd pack my gut with duct-tape wrapped phone books after that crack.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (Ckg4U)
put her out!
and i assume that Her was me. Unless there was a brawl going on in the room.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (Dp9Hp)
It was they way they broke out in a fine
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (rJAza)
I'd rather a patient was overweight than smoked or chewed regularly. The regular inhalation of shit into your lungs is the single most destructive thing you can do to ruin your health and make the last years of your life a living hell of COPD and cancer. Look at coal miners, asbestos workers and welders who never smoked a day in their lives.
But I fully support your right to make said choices. Your life your hand basket. God knows I have my own...
Posted by: Dip Shite at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Posted by: ZZ Toupee at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (VezBU)
I did. And I'd do it all over again.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (UoSKV)
put her out!
and i assume that Her was me. Unless there was a brawl going on in the room.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (Zmz55)
That's an awesome story!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (Zmz55)
What's funny about some of the ladies that do this is they will look like a million bucks, while their car looks like a homeless person lives in it.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (3myMJ)
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Hey, have we met?!?
I confess that sounds like me. Somewhat --- the "million bucks" would be an overstatement!
I am very clean in my person and I wouldn't walk down to the mailbox without a touch of make-up and combed hair.
But my car is a mess. Go figure.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)
I did. And I'd do it all over again.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Lol...Ok we're good Insomniac.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (Zmz55)
Everyone MUST accept that they are, indeed, thin. Posted by: Millenial Logic at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (HOFuS)
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Fighting words like wolf in a theater. There is no excuse for picking on viola players.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 01:06 PM (MIKMs)
Just wave a pork chop in front of them. Hypnotizes them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)
yep, you guys are just evil.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:06 PM (Zmz55)
http://tinyurl.com/y7vwwde6
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 01:06 PM (wZznc)
A bag of pork rinds keeps longer without spoiling.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:07 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:07 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (rJAza)
clothes everywhere.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (7uYFy)
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Even Detroit went back.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 01:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:09 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:07 PM (gC2IV)
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willow, maybe put a little more ankle into it next time.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:10 PM (UoSKV)
It wasn't a closet, it was the pantry and they are only coming out because its now empty.
Hey it's tought to bend over easily to check the back of the bottom shelf. Plus the installer isn't very good.
Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 01:11 PM (FhXTo)
Instead of dragging a busload of tourists through the audience for selfies, he can dress up all the ushers as Law & Order: SVU extras.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:11 PM (I/iGu)
A bag of pork rinds keeps longer without spoiling.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:07 PM (I/iGu)
Leave a trail of them leading up to a deadfall trap.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
I like the easy humor that makes sense:
"Your computer just destroyed an ore freighter- in fact it went out of it's way to destroy an ore freighter!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:12 PM (ycWCI)
"Fuck-a you, whare!"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:12 PM (NWiLs)
Fighting words like wolf in a theater. There is no excuse for picking on viola players.
Posted by: mustbequantum
Have some lime cello.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 01:13 PM (IqV8l)
but we'll have to rearrange the desks first.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:13 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 01:09 PM (fA1SL)
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Has to be pretty wealthy. Food is expensive. Fast-food, as a steady diet, extremely so. I don't think WA State allows for prepared foods for food-stamps. Many people, out and about look like land whales. It is really stunning.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 12, 2017 01:13 PM (tcwn1)
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:13 PM (rJAza)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:14 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 01:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Capt Ahab at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (gC2IV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu_9hQIj_Io
RIP
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (pV/54)
The Bennigan's scene in last season's The Americans got a good chuckle outta me.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (0jtPF)
Heh, well you have your priorities straight!
Can you see the countertop in your master bath?
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (3myMJ)
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Before the food thread, but dad was really happy when he got the gizmo to put lardoons into dry and/or stringy cuts of meat. He used it a lot.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 01:17 PM (MIKMs)
clothes everywhere.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (Zmz55)
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But they looked good, didn't they?
Honestly, I can't tell you how many times when my girls were teens that I thanked God that they went to a school with uniforms!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:18 PM (0jtPF)
Pat Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
Pat Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 12, 2017 01:18 PM (pV/54)
https://tinyurl.com/ybj562gc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:37 PM (Nwg0u)
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Yeah, they sound remarkably alike, although I think the black racists are doing it mostly to build up their self esteem by offending whites, which is different from why white racists do it. Although both are still bozos, people have the right to freedom of association, and I say to both, good riddance, doorknob, etc. There are plenty of people who do not have these hangups.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:18 PM (/qEW2)
advantages that government grants to its favored classes."
Indeed. Just the other day - in a Veterans Day feature - the Seattle Times heaped praise on a Muslim-American veteran.
Muslim-American. Is that like a Catholic-American? Protestant-American? Jewish-American?
This rush to throw victim status on their preferred tribes is bullshit, and I won't be a part of it.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 12, 2017 01:19 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (Zmz55)
Willow stop it. No way. Gees. Well, I guess its 'art' these days. Ugh. Kill me now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:19 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)
Top hat will make it remarkable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:20 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:21 PM (Zmz55)
Do not try this at home!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 01:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 12, 2017 01:22 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)
Top hat will make it remarkable.
...
Love it, but it'll block the catheter. Suggest a little cummerbund to complement the catheter. Perhaps a boutonniere.
Posted by: stace at November 12, 2017 01:22 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:23 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 01:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Well, they are easier to catch.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (rJAza)
Harder to land.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:24 PM (tbOMB)
Can you see the countertop in your master bath?
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (3myMJ)
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Surprisingly, I can!
There again, I am pretty fastidious about keeping bathrooms clean and uncluttered. The rest of the house? Eh.....
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:24 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:24 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (rJAza)
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:27 PM (rJAza)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 12, 2017 01:27 PM (tcwn1)
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:29 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:24 PM (0jtPF)
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Ah, I see with delight that you subscribe to the bluebell method of housewifery! Though I make no claims as to the lack of clutter on my master bathroom sink at the moment. But everything is clean!
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: IC at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)
Top hat will make it remarkable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:20 PM (tbOMB)
Don't forget the monocle.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IC at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gcme+)
HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT DUDE'S HEAD COME OFF!?!
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (Zmz55)
lol
Dad used to do thst. Great mental imagery. Thanks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (tbOMB)
I'm not alone. These people make me feel like the slacker I am.
http://tinyurl.com/yd4q9hjf
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 12, 2017 01:32 PM (aWzLP)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:32 PM (/qEW2)
HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT DUDE'S HEAD COME OFF!?!
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gC2IV)
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Send Jim in to retrieve it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (UoSKV)
Big call for boycotts this weekend due to Veterans' Day. Not seeing any news on today yet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (3myMJ)
Chuck Todd says Mitch McConnell's reaction to Moore accusations seems orchestrated.
"Is Mitch McConnell the way he has been -- this clearly felt almost orchestrated -- the minute, within an hour this came out many of the McConnell's allies came out said he has to go. It sounds like Mitch McConnell has decided it is worse if Roy Moore wins."
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (rJAza)
Nah - you just need a bigger net.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (rJAza)
Now I understand why T bones have that hook-like shape.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:34 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 01:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Get Help Now at November 12, 2017 01:34 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:32 PM (/qEW2)
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Every year I ask my kids to give me a list of things they might like for Christmas. One year my son got into my daughter's list and made a few, shall we say, improvements. One of the things he added was a "do-it-yourself liposuction kit." (My daughters are thin.) We still joke about that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:35 PM (UoSKV)
Why doesn't Yo-yo Ma play hide and seek?
He can't find the sheet music!
What's Yo-yo Ma's favorite movie?
Bach To the Future!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 01:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (pV/54)
Waiting for it to come out that Mitch is behind the "dossier" on Moore.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:35 PM (3myMJ)
The Flabbee!
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (rJAza)
Nice!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:36 PM (tbOMB)
Well, I have to say my brunch frittata was a thing of beauty. Rich, creamy, flavorful, melt in your mouth. Like the thigh moistness of a 19 year old Cuban woman...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:38 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:39 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 12, 2017 01:40 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2017 01:40 PM (3BFzK)
Tom: But I'm not in the closet.
Nicole: Then what am I doing standing next to the closet talking to you?
Posted by: Out of this world at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (loZXu)
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I'm sure he was smart enough not to use Fusion GPS, given all the attention they've been getting lately for their imeptitude.
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:38 PM
Is that why the cigars have such stout wrappers!?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (oLTNb)
Morbidly Obese People: Like a pallet of MRE's for the burning times.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:39 PM (T/KY7)
Um, you can have Michael Moore.
He might be hard to get through before he spoils though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (ycWCI)
But it wasn't easy getting through that closet door jamb.
It's easier if you butter the door frame.
Posted by: David Frum at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 01:42 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (XQvuQ)
Betting on Mitch's intelligence and animal cunning? Now I've read everything on AOSHQ!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:42 PM (ycWCI)
The very best are hand rolled on the thighs of virginal 19 year old Cuban girls...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:43 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: Get Help Now at November 12, 2017 01:43 PM (UdKB7)
Why doesn't Yo-yo Ma play hide and seek?
He can't find the sheet music!
What's Yo-yo Ma's favorite movie?
Bach To the Future!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 01:35 PM (Nwg0u)
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Yo-Yo Ma so Chow Yun Fat that his favorite dish is One Ton Soup.
Yo-Yo Ma tried several diets, but his weight just goes up and down.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:43 PM (/qEW2)
Read the 742 is and upgrade and think I heard that the bolt on one or both locks in like a bolt action.
Know where there's one each @$400 each.
Claim is good shape. Both with scope but don't know type.
Posted by: teej at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (aENAX)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: teej at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (aENAX)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (wZznc)
Actually no one really says that. I said that, but I was quoting someone. Who didn't exist. He was a potato.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (bmkS9)
He might be hard to get through before he spoils though.
He's what you feed the Antifa Reavers you keep chained up on the perimeter... waste not want not...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (T/KY7)
This tells me nothing has changed in the polling industry.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (3myMJ)
Big call for boycotts this weekend due to Veterans' Day. Not seeing any news on today yet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (3myMJ)
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What I want to see is a Super Bowl boycott.
That would really hurt them.
And it would be easier for many people than boycotting their own team all through the season.
My neighbor down the road has a big Super Bowl party every year. This year he's having a Boycott-the-Bowl party instead.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)
I think we are gonna do a Puppy/Kitten/Boycott Bowl this year. One guy is bringing one of those old vibrating metal football games with the players dressed in drag, queerdo and generally offensive costumes...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:48 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:43 PM (T/KY7)
I dont think there are any more 19 YO virgins in Cuba. The very best cigars come from the Dominican Republic.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2017 01:48 PM (oLTNb)
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2017 01:48 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2017 01:49 PM (pFB4a)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (T/KY7)
Send Jim in to retrieve it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (UoSKV)
He'd rather face the enraged herd of water buffalo, or that freaking anaconda.
As my hubby mentioned innocently in the car today, "Sweetie, you know you get a little harsh when you are too warm."
"Then turn the damn AC on if you don't want me to be harsh." ...."Oh."
Posted by: moki at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (60v4h)
A Super Bowl boycott is difficult. Many tickets go to people that don't care anything about football to begin with and never go to regular games. It's just an event to be seen at, a trophy bucket list thing for wannabe jetsetters who don't have the juice to fly to Paris for breakfast.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (3myMJ)
I prefer my medical professionals fairly young and knowledgeable in the latest scientific developments.
Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (jm1YL)
HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT DUDE'S HEAD COME OFF!?!
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gC2IV)
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I've never been to Narth, hence I've never had to worry about pissed off females.
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2017 01:48 PM (ANIFC)
Amazon carries a lot of Trump stuff, but I am having a hard time parsing through all the various for and against clothing. The "For or against" crap with the fist is kind of funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:51 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2017 01:51 PM (pFB4a)
It's not the butts in the seats that puts money in the bank. It's the eyeballs on the screen.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2017 01:51 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 01:53 PM (IqV8l)
I prefer my medical professionals fairly young and knowledgeable in the latest scientific developments.
Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (jm1YL)
I like a happy medium: Young, but with his college loans paid off.
"You have 57 cavities! Btw, my wife was looking at BMWs yesterday..."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:53 PM (ycWCI)
or anyone else's, just mine.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (bmkS9)
That's disgusting!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 12, 2017 01:53 PM (wYseH)
I prefer my medical professionals fairly young and knowledgeable in the latest scientific developments.
Depends.
If you are having bypass or deep brain surgery you want your doc to be 60 years old - they have seen, done, and screwed pretty much everything. Studies have shown this repeatedly.
If you need an Oncologist, you want middle aged, experienced but still latest in a field that changes rapidly.
Never take one right out of training for anything. The learning curve the first 5 years out of training is nearly straight up.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:54 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2017 01:54 PM (rnAwa)
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And the assholes on the field that keep the money out of the bank.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 01:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2017 01:51 PM (60v4h)
True. We'll see what happens there. Think of all the things the NFL does to boost ratings. Sponsors help with one-of-a-kind commercials. Big A-List stars at halftime. The game is just part of the attraction.
Empty seats at the game doesn't really cost them money, but it sure would be embarrassing.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:57 PM (3myMJ)
The one group of people it's fair to attack are fat people. It's always a lack of willpower or other moral failing that causes it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2017 01:57 PM (Lqy/e)
OT - does anyone know which stores carry Trump's line of men's clothes? I
want to get a pair of gloves (I lost my old pair), and I know Macy's
used to carry his stuff before they had to Virtue Signal drop his
line.
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Give those silly stores the Cyber Monday treatment.
https://www.trumpstore.com/collections/men-outerwear
I even found some gloves!
http://tinyurl.com/yc3wonct
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 01:58 PM (wZznc)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 01:58 PM (jiQTf)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)
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That sounds like a brilliant idea. Not sure if it's possible, but if there are other sports franchises (like the NHL) that could schedule a game for that day, that might be an effective way to help replace one tradition with another. I hope he has some theme to keep the enthusiasm level up. Best wishes for him.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:59 PM (/qEW2)
Bob, unless the nurses are new, and your Junk remarkable, they won't even notice.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Zmz55)
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After heart surgery the incisions on my upper thighs were not healing well, they kept opening (they were not sutured , just taped). It was giving my night nurse fits so she got a friend from another ward to come and help her. Her friend brought along her trainee. For easy access to the cuts I sat in a chair, gown pulled up to the waist legs askew. So, there I sat, three women on their knees in front of my naked lower torso when my cardiologist walked in. He said "OK" and turned around an left.
I'm a guy by the way. If you are in hospital enough modesty is right out the window.
Posted by: Javems at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (yOqwj)
people.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2017 01:57 PM (Lqy/e)
There is a big difference between being attacked, and celebrating being fat.
I don't give a shit whether you or anyone else is fat or thin. That's your business. Just don't turn it into a cause.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wYseH)
I'm keen to see how the college playoff looks after yesterday's bloodbath.
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OSU done screwed the pooch this season. If they lose the Michigan game there will be a riot that will make Antifa look like the small time.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wZznc)
(Note: solidly-built isn't fat; it's just large)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (jiQTf)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)
I'm going to watch the Puppy Bowl!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Javems at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (yOqwj)
I like that guy! He was not going to interfere in your fun and had a witty retort ready to go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 02:01 PM (ycWCI)
Down the Mosque we are going to have a Superbowel Goat Sodomy Party!
Of, course we do that every Sunday, but still...
Posted by: Muhammad Quimhater at November 12, 2017 02:02 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2017 02:03 PM (pFB4a)
My neighbor down the road has a big Super Bowl party every year. This year he's having a Boycott-the-Bowl party instead.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)
I'm going to watch the Puppy Bowl!
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I am going to watch the commercials! My friends have a "commercial-watching party" every year since few of them are into football. Unless it is Blood Bowl, that would be different.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 02:03 PM (wZznc)
of my naked lower torso when my cardiologist walked in. He said "OK"
and turned around an left.
Posted by: Javems at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (yOqwj)
I like that guy! He was not going to interfere in your fun and had a witty retort ready to go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 02:01 PM (ycWCI)
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All I can add to that is to suggest that you check your next bill carefully
Posted by: mrp at November 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wYseH)
My 'take' is that people who demand such thing be a "cause" don't have a health problem that led to needing the "cause". They have a mental problem.
People with health problems tend to be more stoic about the situation.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 02:04 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wYseH)
This.
And don't lay off blame onto anything and anybody but yourself. "They" make the food addictive. No. If you fasted for three days and someone gave you your very favorite food, then spit on it, you wouldn't eat it. So you CAN use higher cognitive functions to control your eating. You ordinarily just choose not to.
But that's OK - just don't whine about it. Either DO something about it, or accept it and shut up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 02:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2017 02:04 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (Ndje9)
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Okay, folks, wrap it up.
For once in his life Lindsey has won the thread!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 02:05 PM (0jtPF)
Causes Worthy of Fighting For:
Freedom
Justice
Protection of the young, old and those so truly disabled that they cannot act for themselves.
Everybody else is needs out of the Cause Business...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 02:05 PM (T/KY7)
In today's society it's a lot of work to get and stay thin. A lot. I'm looking into getting a Soda Stream to carbonate Cranberry Juice*. I like cranberry juice but it's disgustingly flat tasting.
I gotta stop drinking cola. Too many calories, too much sugar/hfcs.
*I know you're not supposed to do this, but it's a time thing. People won't take their time and it will be a mess. I'll take my time.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 12, 2017 02:08 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2017 02:09 PM (2K6fY)
365
Causes Worthy of Fighting For:
Freedom
Justice
Protection of the young, old and those so truly disabled that they cannot act for themselves.
Everybody else is needs out of the Cause Business...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 02:05 PM (T/KY7)
Amen
Posted by: moki at November 12, 2017 02:09 PM (V+V48)
I gotta stop drinking cola. Too many calories, too much sugar/hfcs.
*I know you're not supposed to do this, but it's a time thing. People won't take their time and it will be a mess. I'll take my time.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 12, 2017 02:08 PM (ajiE5)
Mello Yello Zero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 02:09 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2017 01:54 PM (rnAwa)
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He deserves better than England. He should move here and work with Bannon to try to get into some congressional seat. He is a wonderful high powered orator - that's what we need.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 02:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Alf767 at November 12, 2017 02:11 PM (RK9pZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: A Voice from the Closet at November 12, 2017 02:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 02:35 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8+Ozj)
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Well, as Paul said in I Co 15:30-32 this is the rational course for the non believer. Eat, drink and be merry, etc.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 02:37 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Test at November 12, 2017 02:39 PM (cXDc4)
Posted by: Loopy Looky Lucinda from Left of Lousy Anna at November 12, 2017 02:40 PM (cXDc4)
Posted by: Loopy Looky Lucinda from Left of Lousy Anna at November 12, 2017 02:42 PM (cXDc4)
Posted by: CyberCipher at November 12, 2017 02:47 PM (p6WoB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (YqDXo)
I'll have a Taco Bowl!
Posted by: DJT. Presidente Supremo y Trollador del Media at November 12, 2017 02:50 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: the Ottoman at November 12, 2017 02:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 02:35 PM (8+Ozj)
Sorry, it's not just leftists who are colossal bitches here.
Errybody thinks they know how to fix everyone else. Someone tried to get people to chill out on that a while back, and it kind of helped, but pretty much bitches will out.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 12, 2017 03:44 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: vrf at November 12, 2017 06:58 PM (BoOqm)
Coming out? More like bursting out at the seams!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 12, 2017 07:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 07:45 PM (y87Qq)
testiñg
Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 07:50 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mean Old Mike at November 12, 2017 08:55 PM (fSf/G)
I admit it. I am OLD. Old as dirt.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 11:58 AM (SjImc)
to you, old man. (and to me)
Posted by: Mean Old Mike at November 12, 2017 09:03 PM (fSf/G)
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