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Coming Out Of The Closet....

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Read some of the other tweets in response...they're damned funny.

Sorry about not being able to embed the Tweet and Paul Joseph Watson's response...my Twitter-Fu is, shall we say, suboptimal.

This rush to victimhood and a special and superior position in its hierarchy is going to be the death of Democracy. Let us not pretend that it is anything other than grasping at power and advantages that government grants to its favored classes.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

Eh...I guess they didn't really know what they were talking about.

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM




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1 OK I am gong to come out of the closet also:

I admit it. I am OLD. Old as dirt.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 11:58 AM (SjImc)

2 Fat first?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at November 12, 2017 11:59 AM (g/zpC)

3 They're lipidically challenged.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2017 12:00 PM (V2Yro)

4 After all the gay what else is left?

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2017 12:00 PM (aC6Sd)

5 As far as "the stack" is concerned, engineering principles dictate that these "victims" should be placed at the bottom, or foundation, if you will.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:03 PM (tbOMB)

6 They are funny

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2017 12:04 PM (aC6Sd)

7 I hope this doesn't cut into the cookbook sales.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:04 PM (UoSKV)

8 People are coming out of the closet now?

Oh good!

So I can finally say...

I'm into attractive women. I mean, really into them. So don't judge me if you are a 20 or 30 something year old chick and really good looking, and I'm nice to you.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:04 PM (Pz4pT)

9 Weighing 400 pounds and having a 73" waist wasn't a dead giveaway?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:05 PM (NWiLs)

10 I hope this doesn't cut into the cookbook sales.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:04 PM (UoSKV)

Can I pre order so as to not miss out?

Posted by: MAC SOG at November 12, 2017 12:06 PM (czkHE)

11 It wasn't a closet, it was the pantry and they are only coming out because its now empty.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (/tuJf)

12 1
OK I am gong to come out of the closet also:



I admit it. I am OLD. Old as dirt.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 11:58 AM (SjImc)

I want my dentist to be old and experienced. Getting a bridge Monday from a young guy, not happy.

Posted by: George at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (TXZAP)

13 As far as "the stack" is concerned, engineering
principles dictate that these "victims" should be placed at the bottom,
or foundation, if you will.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:03 PM (tbOMB)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (R5lpX)

14 Sub-optimal Twitter-fu may be a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (I/iGu)

15 Yo momma's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang !

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

16 I want my dentist to be old and experienced. Getting a bridge Monday from a young guy, not happy.
Posted by: George at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (TXZAP)

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 12:08 PM (SjImc)

17 To borrow a phrase from Dennis Miller:

"Consider those tea leaves read."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 12:08 PM (ycWCI)

18 Yo momma's so fat when she cut her arm gravy came out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:08 PM (/tuJf)

19 Ok I'm white real white almost irish

Posted by: Rhenniganyx at November 12, 2017 12:09 PM (Qq+MB)

20
I admit it. I am OLD. Old as dirt.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Are you stronger than dirt?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 12:09 PM (IqV8l)

21 Speaking of what ever...I just updated my Mac to the new OS and it is running much much much better...I don't know Sierra very high or super high mountain or something like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 12:09 PM (SjImc)

22 Can I pre order so as to not miss out?
Posted by: MAC SOG at November 12, 2017 12:06 PM (czkHE)
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Do not worry; you will not miss out. Believe you me, the minute that thing is done, we will be proclaiming it from the hilltops and spamming the blog with ordering information. Right after we sober up.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (UoSKV)

23 High Sierra won't fix your Sonobi problems though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (I/iGu)

24 It's hiding in plain open

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (aC6Sd)

25 The Forrest Gump image made me laugh uproariously.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (JbBiZ)

26
I can't tell but that looks like the little fat ugly sister from FAMILY TIES.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 12, 2017 12:11 PM (ENxvy)

27 Ok I'm white real white almost irish
=====

Fluorescent is the word you are looking for.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 12:12 PM (MIKMs)

28 I choose to live my life as a toxic white man who loves steak and boobehs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:12 PM (tbOMB)

29 Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Crisco.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

30 "UNalienable" .... YES!!!! Got it right. So damn tired of people speaking and writing about INalienable.

Thank-you

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:13 PM (pP7Dg)

31 The only thing these people are victims of are themselves and their own stupid life choices.

They have made their bed and now they have to eat it.

Where is the "Hey Fattie!" guy when we need him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 12, 2017 12:13 PM (nUkMr)

32
Gotta love these Fat Fucks and their phony leftist enablers who blame Other People for their fatness.

It's the "I'm Fat But It's Not My Fault, It's Your Fault" people that are f'n jerks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 12, 2017 12:14 PM (ENxvy)

33 High Sierra won't fix your Sonobi problems though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (I/iGu)

Yes I noticed.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 12:14 PM (SjImc)

34 Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:15 PM (/tuJf)

35 High Sierra won't fix your Sonobi problems though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (I/iGu)

Yes I noticed.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 12:14 PM (SjImc)
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Brave browser, people. Listen to me.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:15 PM (UoSKV)

36 How fat is she?

She's so fat, she doesn't have cottage cheese thighs, she has cheese cottage thighs.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:15 PM (Pz4pT)

37 Yo Mama's so fat, she has her own zip code.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 12, 2017 12:15 PM (R5lpX)

38 31 The only thing these people are victims of are themselves and their own stupid life choices.

They have made their bed and now they have to eat it.

Where is the "Hey Fattie!" guy when we need him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 12, 2017 12:13 PM (nUkMr)

All those obesity-related health problems are just constructs of the medical-pharmaceutical-skinny people-industrial complex.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

39 Nothing says, "I'm a special snowflake," and, "civilization is on the path to ruin," like a generation of posers.

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (e4OJ/)

40 The NYT brings the stupid:

The New York Times @nytimes
Opinion: Can My Children Be Friends With White People?

https://tinyurl.com/ybz5brjc

Friends with white people? Are you crazy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (Nwg0u)

41 Yo momma's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

42 It's not so much that they're coming out of the closet, it's more that they can no longer fit inside it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (/qEW2)

43 The doctor said I swallow a lot of aggression. Along with a lot of pizzas!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2017 12:17 PM (gC2IV)

44 The NYT brings the stupid:

The New York Times @nytimes
Opinion: Can My Children Be Friends With White People?

https://tinyurl.com/ybz5brjc

Friends with white people? Are you crazy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (Nwg0u)

No. Were not into you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:17 PM (tbOMB)

45 42 It's not so much that they're coming out of the closet, it's more that they can no longer fit inside it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (/qEW2)

It took three rescue teams using Jaws of Life and a whale harness to get them out of the closet.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:17 PM (NWiLs)

46 Yo momma's so fat when she cut her arm gravy came out.
=====

yo momma jokes were the rule after the dead baby jokes after the blonde jokes after the polack jokes after the italian jokes after the . . .

Even my irish/scandi family made jokes about gravy. My jokes are always about hitching us up to the plow.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 12:18 PM (MIKMs)

47 Racist, I'm racist. See, their I feel better now. Not sure who I'm supposed to hate, but it's cathartic.

Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2017 12:19 PM (f0sEV)

48 Opinion: Can My Children Be Friends With White People?

NO! So keep your fucking kids away from me!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:19 PM (O5Q3r)

49 Yo momma's so fat she gave Dracula heart disease.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:19 PM (NWiLs)

50 Coming out as fat?

You can go back in as fat too. If you fit.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (3myMJ)

51 What Twitter reply did you find funny? As a fat man, I saw lots of repeats of how did they fit in the closet. Not clever or original.

Posted by: Downcast at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (0m0zi)

52 Im coming out of the closet.

I am an overcoat.

Posted by: Dinner Jacket at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (EK6pT)

53 When's she coming out as a narcissist?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 12:22 PM (6FqZa)

54 I'm fluffy not fat. Not like Ralphie May.

Posted by: Gabriel Iglesias at November 12, 2017 12:22 PM (bc2Lc)

55 This is a huge story. It really carries a lot of weight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 12, 2017 12:22 PM (IcT7t)

56 Yo mama so old that before she jumped on them, they called them jumpolines.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:23 PM (Nwg0u)

57 Why can't I lose weight!
*eats medium pizza*
I'm working so hard!
*chugs xtra large triple-fat triple-whip mocha frappuccino*
I have a trainer and everything!
*eats six large orders of fries*
I'm really watching my diet!
*eats an entire chocolate cake*
It's just not fair!
*sobs into a hot fudge sundae*

Posted by: Whitney Way Thore at November 12, 2017 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

58 Other than Trump and Coulter I find little on Twitter that is original, clever, intelligent, or of even mild interest.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:24 PM (pP7Dg)

59 50 Coming out as fat?

You can go back in as fat too. If you fit.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (3myMJ)

We're gonna need a bigger closet.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:24 PM (NWiLs)

60 What Twitter reply did you find funny? As a fat man,
I saw lots of repeats of how did they fit in the closet. Not clever or
original.

Posted by: Downcast at November 12, 2017 12:21 PM (0m0zi)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF SNOWFLAKES AND ARE TRYING TO BLAME EVERYONE BUT THEMSELVES. pLUS THEY WANT IN ON THE 'VICTIM' GRAVY TRAIN.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (R5lpX)

61 The AoSHQ Prayer List has been updated.

https://tinyurl.com/y8xxu57l

If you have additions, subtractions or updates, please send them to the email in my sig/nic/sock.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Ckg4U)

62 we have to come out ?
alright, i am not the brightest crayon in the box.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Zmz55)

63 What Twitter reply did you find funny? As a fat man, I saw lots of repeats of how did they fit in the closet. Not clever or original.

-

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Nwg0u)

64 "Not clever or original."

Maybe not to you. As a lawyer, I hear lawyer jokes all the time. Every friend eventually has to repeat every one they hear. I hear a lot of repeats, with small variations.

But to them, they are unusual and funny. They hear/tell two lawyer jokes a year. Because they're not lawyers.

Posted by: Apostate at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (7d/38)

65 It's just not fair!
*sobs into a hot fudge sundae*
Posted by: Whitney Way Thore

You forgot your Diet Coke

Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (8ikIW)

66 So because Hannity had Moore on his show to give his side and said he would wait for the facts before finding anyone guilty, 5 companies have with drawn their advertising..... Pathetic

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (O2RFr)

67 I'll have three Big Macs, six large fries, and a DIET COKE.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (gC2IV)

68 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF SNOWFLAKES AND ARE TRYING TO BLAME EVERYONE BUT THEMSELVES. pLUS THEY WANT IN ON THE 'VICTIM' GRAVY TRAIN.
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (R5lpX)

Mostly they want in on the gravy. Gallons of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

69 In the future everyone will be a victim for 15 seconds. It used to 15 minutes, but it's a short-attention span world now with too many victims.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (3myMJ)

70 @58: "Other than Trump and Coulter I find little on Twitter that is original, clever, intelligent, or of even mild interest."

There are plenty of people bemoaning how original, clever, and intelligent they and their close friends were back when Twitter was new and Nazi free though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (I/iGu)

71 So hold on. Commenting here is still considered exercise right? I mean I'm burning calories right now correct?


*eyeballs another piece of bacon*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:26 PM (VezBU)

72 Newsflash, fat girl. We already knew!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:26 PM (O5Q3r)

73 48 Opinion: Can My Children Be Friends With White People?

NO! So keep your fucking kids away from me!!!

And get off my lawn!

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2017 12:26 PM (O2RFr)

74 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Ckg4U)

You're a good man, Slap.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

75 62 we have to come out ?
alright, i am not the brightest crayon in the box.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Zmz55)


Not all at once, or, stampede.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:27 PM (tbOMB)

76 I'm coming out as having no web fu.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)

77 75 62 we have to come out ?
alright, i am not the brightest crayon in the box.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (Zmz55)


Not all at once, or, stampede.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:27 PM (tbOMB)

Catastrophic seismic event.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

78 There's a fat man
In the bathtub
With the blues

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf)

79 Every closet in America is full I tells ya.

This is why we have a mini-storage industry.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (3myMJ)

80 GAINZZZ! Bitches.

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (e4OJ/)

81 I knew I had a problem when I ate my service animal.

Posted by: Lena Dunham: Famous Fat Girl at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (O5Q3r)

82 Just had my favorite breakfast. Nestle's Crunch omelette.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (gC2IV)

83 78 There's a fat man
In the bathtub
With the blues

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf)

*plays 1-4-5 chord progression*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

84 12---I want my dentist to be old and experienced. Getting a bridge Monday from a young guy, not happy.
Posted by: George at November 12, 2017 12:07 PM (TXZAP)
-------------------------
Well, there is experience and then there is...experience.
If I had to have my spleen taken out, and if I had to choose between a surgeon who had done 1000 splenectomies and one who had done 10, I might be inclined to pick the first one.

But if I found out that 600 of the 1000 had croaked on the table, 200 had been freed of their pancreas by mistake, and 100 had developed serious infections and complications, I'd pass.

Because the quantity of experience may not correlate with the quality.
See: Clinton, Hillary.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (0jtPF)

85 Opinion: Can My Children Be Friends With White People?

https://tinyurl.com/ybz5brjc

Friends with white people? Are you crazy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:16 PM (Nwg0u)


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There are a lot of minorities who have bought into Obama's grievance mongering and want to separate. Well, if they're determined not to integrate/assimilate, I think it's good for them to consider separation.

If they realize their ideals are in conflict with the Constitution, or if they don't and merely want to separate out of hatred/envy, this increases the likelihood of a non-violent secession. Both sides will be willing parties.

They will vote for those supporting unconstitutional politics. They will never be satisfied. Their fundamental worldview is incompatible with the Constitution. But they're citizens so we are stuck with them for the time being. If they want to play fox and grapes and go off in a huff, all the better.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 12:30 PM (/qEW2)

86 Interesting comment on that twitter about UK being one of he fastest nations. huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:30 PM (VezBU)

87 You all are being cruel. Nestle and all those food scientists making addictive flavors are to blame for the obesity epidemic /

There is a kernel of truth in there, Only the very rich ever got fat in the middle ages when most people could only afford to eat unflavored beans and grains with an occasional dab of meat or fat. Also fat is just fat, it is not like having cancer (victimhood) but it doesn't mean the person doesn't have decent character or moral restraint otherwise. Eating too many sweets is way less destructive to society than molesting young boys ala Spacey et al.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at November 12, 2017 12:30 PM (84F5k)

88 I'm embracing my straight, white, Christian, normalness.

There - I said it. How liberating.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 12:30 PM (tr2D7)

89 Coming out? It's as if millions of hostess twinkies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at November 12, 2017 12:31 PM (tbOMB)

90 I am coming out as not giving a shit. But that's pretty much already out there.

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:31 PM (Sfs6o)

91 "You're a good man, Slap."
-Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

Without you'z guyz, I'd only be another guy with a keyboard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:31 PM (Ckg4U)

92 Right after we sober up.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:10 PM (UoSKV)

One can always spot the true 'ettes.

Posted by: tbodie at November 12, 2017 12:31 PM (AKYZm)

93 My personal definition of 'experience' --- "I screwed that up before."

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (pP7Dg)

94 Are there "Coming-Out" parties for the overweight?

Mom, Dad... I have something to tell you...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (Ckg4U)

95 GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)

96 Won't see me on any fatty list

Posted by: Norks at November 12, 2017 12:33 PM (aC6Sd)

97 Mom, Dad... I have something to tell you...

Are you gonna eat that?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:33 PM (O5Q3r)

98 *plays 1-4-5 chord progression*

Was playing for a female singer-songwriter and said somethin at rehearsal about a 1-6-2-5 turn.

She said, "Once you get past 1-4-5 I really don't know what you are talking about. I knew I was in trouble. Somehow she managed to write songs with like 14 chord changes too.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:34 PM (3myMJ)

99 For people who actually have a medical problem that leads to obesity I have some sympathy. But for those who are just stuffing their faces 24/7 I have none.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

100 But if I found out that 600 of the 1000 had croaked on the table, 200 had been freed of their pancreas by mistake, and 100 had developed serious infections and complications, I'd pass.

Because the quantity of experience may not correlate with the quality.
See: Clinton, Hillary.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:29 PM (0jtPF)

Also having been a ortho-surg rep there is something to be said for the docs learning the latest procedure.They can also be more driven to get the best outcomes to build their rep. Especially sports surgeons in ortho. Now if a seasoned doc keeps up with the newest techniques I'm not sure you can go wrong there.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:34 PM (VezBU)

101
I'm sitting here with my To Do: list in front of me. Every day I print out a new one. I also record on it what I ate and the approx. calories of that food. Also rough estimate of calories expended.

All so that I can stay thin and not look like a beached whale. Like that out-of-the-closet fatty.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 12, 2017 12:34 PM (ajiE5)

102 94 Are there "Coming-Out" parties for the overweight?

Mom, Dad... I have something to tell you...
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (Ckg4U)

Best held on the beach, at low tide. Makes it easier that way.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (tbOMB)

103 What's this cookbook 'you people' keep referring to?

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)

104 There are a lot of minorities who have bought into Obama's grievance mongering and want to separate. Well, if they're determined not to integrate/assimilate, I think it's good for them to consider separation.

-
They're building bridges.

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DOcBIcEUQAIJA4m?format=jpg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)

105 103 What's this cookbook 'you people' keep referring to?
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)

What do you mean "you people"?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

106 Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
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Y'all!

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:36 PM (Sfs6o)

107 i wish people that have srs issues wouldn't throw out something that makes them vulnerable in such a forum as twitter.

have to admit i have no idea what good this does any of us to comment on her.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:36 PM (Zmz55)

108 Better link to building bridges.

https://tinyurl.com/ybj562gc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:37 PM (Nwg0u)

109 Speaking of which, someone wanna take this bag of peanut M&Ms away from me?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 12:37 PM (gC2IV)

110 I have to work at staying thin. If I gain any weight it is all right at my tummy. So I look like a stickman that swallowed a basketball.



Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (3myMJ)

111 I kid the generously proportioned, but I want make sure that you people know there is no disrespect intended.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (tbOMB)

112 Speaking of which, someone wanna take this bag of peanut M&Ms away from me?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Put down the knife first.

Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (8ikIW)

113 sure Duke, takes bag. saves for later, (eating blueberry muffins)

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (Zmz55)

114 Newsflash, fat girl. We already knew!
Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:26 PM (O5Q3r)


What we also know, and maybe she does or does not:

She hates herself, and allows herself to be fat so that when she is rejected by men, she can act like it's their fault, and not hers. Or... the men who don't reject her, physically, she knows they are depraved and not worthy of her, because if they were they wouldn't be with her in the first place.

Funny how these things are self-perpetuating. It's almost as if she WANTS to be miserable...

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:38 PM (Pz4pT)

115 93 My personal definition of 'experience' --- "I screwed that up before."

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:32 PM (pP7Dg)

Yeah, I've been in a coupla surgeries and heard the doc say.
"Oh fuck how did that happen?"...yeah damn. I've seen just enough to be wary of my upcoming shoulder surgery. But I'm really more concerned about the nurses making jokes about my junk when I'm out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (VezBU)

116
There's a fat man/In the bathtub/With the blues Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf
=====

Robert Taft, is that you?

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (MIKMs)

117 I'm out of the closet as a Dungeons and Dragons player. I played Dungeons and Dragons in the Eighties when people thought we were sacrificing goats and freshmen to Asmodeus. And I still play the game (or something much like it) as an alleged adult.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (wZznc)

118 What's this cookbook 'you people' keep referring to?
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)

"What do you mean "you people"?"
-Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah... just because we're white doesn't mean...

Wait! Don't get on that ship!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Ckg4U)

119 I've seen just enough to be wary of my upcoming shoulder surgery. But I'm really more concerned about the nurses making jokes about my junk when I'm out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (VezBU)
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Hmmm, that's what you're worried about with regard to your shoulder surgery? You must be put together differently than my husband is.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (UoSKV)

120 Bob,i woke up during my appendectomy. That was interesting.
fortunately i felt nothing

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Zmz55)

121 but I want make sure that you people know there is no disrespect intended.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable
---
If you are like me, I try to insult each and every group equally.

I'm a giver like that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (tr2D7)

122 i wish people that have srs issues wouldn't throw out something that makes them vulnerable in such a forum as twitter.

have to admit i have no idea what good this does any of us to comment on her.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:36 PM (Zmz55)


We're doing what she wants. Allowing her to confirm what she already "knows," which is that she is unlovable.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Pz4pT)

123 I'm pouring syrup over chocolate chip pumpkin bread! Num num!

Posted by: Oprah! at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (bc2Lc)

124 @107: "i wish people that have srs issues wouldn't throw out something that makes them vulnerable in such a forum as twitter."

Social media really only allows one of three options: pretending your life is beautiful and perfect, flaunting your own unique Oppression Olympics event, or third party participation in the first two options.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (I/iGu)

125 LMFAO. Gees this post was tailor made for the horde.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (VezBU)

126 Bob, unless the nurses are new, and your Junk remarkable, they won't even notice.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Zmz55)

127 Missed the pet thread yesterday, but when I buy my little piece of country property I'm getting a farm dog and naming him Booger.

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Sfs6o)

128 i expect the splc to declare weight watchers a hate group soon.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (AxFdW)

129 There's a massive difference (SWIDT) between folks that have some normal middle-age weight gain and the people who eat themselves into a 400-pound shambling horror of adipose tissue.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

130

Mom... Dad...

I'm short fat ugly stupid poor have a hygiene deficit am a conservative and member of the NRA and am generally unattractive and not a Muslim.

*pause*

But you knew that. I have, I have to tell you...

I'M A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE!

*sniff, sniff*

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Too Boo-Coo at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (T/KY7)

131 64 "Not clever or original."

Maybe not to you. As a lawyer, I hear lawyer jokes all the time. Every friend eventually has to repeat every one they hear. I hear a lot of repeats, with small variations.

But to them, they are unusual and funny. They hear/tell two lawyer jokes a year. Because they're not lawyers.
Posted by: Apostate at November 12, 2017 12:25 PM (7d/3
-------------------------------------
My brother (30 yrs, USAF) had a collection of Air Force jokes he wrote down.
Yeah, the vast majority he heard were repeats.

But there were some that were original and funny.
Most of those winners were told by Zoomies themselves.

I'd bet that lawyer jokes told by lawyers are cleverer than those told by laymen. Or at least the lawyers might find them so. (?)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (0jtPF)

132 Mildly related: I gave a lady friend a ride. She jumped in my truck, looked around and exclaimed, "It's so clean! I wish my car looked like this!"

I thought, "Well, who is the only person that can do something about that?"

I was smart enough to keep quiet.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (3myMJ)

133 *shouting through a mouthful of bearclaw*

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (JbBiZ)

134 >>Robert Taft, is that you?

The late, great Lowell George.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1AWV3F8muI

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (/tuJf)

135 The peeple of Brattleboro wants to remind everyone turn there heeters down to 55 this wiinter to help slow down global warming affects created by Trump. let' s all do are parts to save the earth the children, gays and lesbians. !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (u54O2)

136 Burt, i guess, i have no idea if she is unlovable just vulnerable to her own dippiness.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (Zmz55)

137 Yo mama so old, before she jumped on them, they called them jumpolines.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)

138 I still believe that a lot of the basis for Trump hate/derangement lies in the fact that --for most progs---the election of Barack Obama signaled to them that a white MALE Republican would never , ever be elected president again. Then along comes Trump--who they mocked relentlessly....
It was similar to how whenever a major American city went black--by electing their first black mayor--it never went "back." Giuliani broke this mold by defeating David Dinkins and the Left hated him with the heat of a thousand suns--even though he was very liberal in most things.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (7uYFy)

139 133 *shouting through a mouthful of bearclaw*

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (JbBiZ)

Hey! Give that back, dicknuts!

*tackles Pug Mahon*

Posted by: Pam Poovey at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (NWiLs)

140 Ok guys, it's time for me to come out. The truth is, I'm an asshole. I know this might be shocking to some of you.

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (kUotE)

141 Willow, that's the stuff of nightmares! I haven't awakened during surgery, but I have as they moved me off the surgical table.

Posted by: no good deed at November 12, 2017 12:43 PM (eIQHF)

142 "I'm out of the closet as a Dungeons and Dragons player. I played Dungeons and Dragons in the Eighties when people thought we were sacrificing goats and freshmen to Asmodeus. And I still play the game (or something much like it) as an alleged adult."
-Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:39 PM (wZznc)

I has a Paladin named "Slick", a Magic User named "Mary" and a thief named "Dude".

Everyone else had Other-Worldly names for their characters. I was just there to slay shit and gather coin.

/Halfgeek.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:43 PM (Ckg4U)

143 107. I know Willow, I hate that current society puts a premium on victimhood. What a stupid thing to celebrate, but because it is celebrated a whole lot of people cast around for something that makes them a victim and then cling to self destructive ways of thinking because "I'm a victim - my 4th grade classmates called me fat."

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at November 12, 2017 12:43 PM (84F5k)

144 121 but I want make sure that you people know there is no disrespect intended.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable
---
If you are like me, I try to insult each and every group equally.

I'm a giver like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (tr2D7)

Well I'm outraged at your comments. Thought I'd give you that one Tony. You can check off Eyetalians...lets see and Catholics and....oh Cannibals. thats probably a hard one to get.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (VezBU)

145 Walter that's true. I guess one of the reasons i don't care for twitter. ymmv

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (Zmz55)

146 Well the good thing is we have finally heard the last of Roman Polanski because now of course with more women accusing of sexual assault no Leftist will ever work for or near him ever again.
Right?

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (aC6Sd)

147 120 Bob,i woke up during my appendectomy.....
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Zmz55)
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Um,... your anesthesiologist wasn't from Bowling Green KY, was he?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (0jtPF)

148 39
Nothing says, "I'm a special snowflake," and, "civilization is on the path to ruin," like a generation of posers.
===
"I'm a citizen! I'm special! Give me more bread and circuses!"
- Roman peasant, 3rd century AD

"I don't think so, kid. Now get behind that plow and don't leave it for the rest of your life."
- Diocletian, Emperor of the Romans, 3rd century AD

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (wZznc)

149 Fat is beautiful, but obesity is an epidemic. Got it.

Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2017 12:44 PM (ANIFC)

150 Mildly related: I gave a lady friend a ride. She jumped in my truck, looked around and exclaimed, "It's so clean! I wish my car looked like this!"

I thought, "Well, who is the only person that can do something about that?"

I was smart enough to keep quiet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (3myMJ)


Yeah, there are times I've gotten rides with others, and as long as they aren't clearing slop that will get on my clothes, I'll sit down after they move the papers and assorted junk off the seat.

Then they'll apologize "sorry it's so messy," and my only thought is, don't apologize to me, I'm only riding in this crappy car this one time. You ride in it every day.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:45 PM (Pz4pT)

151 Pale, yes, It seems to be self defeating . just kinda makes me sad.

makes face.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:45 PM (Zmz55)

152 Margarita, i dunno? But surgery was in Phoenix.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:46 PM (Zmz55)

153 I'm not a racist, I'm a bigot.
I hate everybody.
Some days I don't even like myself

Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:46 PM (8ikIW)

154 Women hate fat guys. But they do like thin guys with fat cocks.....

Posted by: Bluto at November 12, 2017 12:47 PM (7uYFy)

155 These people are pretty stupid. All they have to do is identify as a thin person and VIOLA!

Everyone MUST accept that they are, indeed, thin.

Posted by: Millenial Logic at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (HOFuS)

156 Burt, i guess, i have no idea if she is unlovable just vulnerable to her own dippiness.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (Zmz55)


I'm suggesting she believes she is unlovable. Everyone is deserving of love. If we're going to be honest about this.

The limit to which I can provide it is my own issue.

However, it's not a stretch for the rest of us to look at her picture, see what she put out there on social media, inviting the kind of response she got, and assume that somewhere in her messed up mind, she wanted exactly what she got. Confirmation of her own self-disgust.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (Pz4pT)

157 152 Margarita, i dunno? But surgery was in Phoenix.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:46 PM (Zmz55)
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I was just kidding.
Isn't Rand Paul's crazy neighbor an anesthesiologist?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (0jtPF)

158 126 Bob, unless the nurses are new, and your Junk remarkable, they won't even notice.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Zmz55)


ISWYDT. And I'm offended.

I like the adjective 'remarkable to describe 'junk'. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (VezBU)

159 I'm only riding in this crappy car this one time. You ride in it every day.
Posted by: BurtTC

I've got a niece with a car like that. Looks like an episode of hoarders.
Her mom, my sister, is the same though

Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (8ikIW)

160 ugh, my daughters car used to be a disaster, bopoks, old soft drink and candy wrappers.

what a difference a couple of years made, she now organizes everydamnedthing. drives me crazy!

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (Zmz55)

161 "Then they'll apologize "sorry it's so messy," and my only thought is, don't apologize to me, I'm only riding in this crappy car this one time. You ride in it every day."

What's funny about some of the ladies that do this is they will look like a million bucks, while their car looks like a homeless person lives in it.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (3myMJ)

162 78
There's a fat man

In the bathtub

With the blues

==
I said Molina
Sweet Mo-lee-na
Where have you gone?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1AWV3F8muI


Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (wZznc)

163 I hate that current society puts a premium on victimhood.

-
To quote L'il Abner, we have met the enemy and the is us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (Nwg0u)

164 @145: "Walter that's true. I guess one of the reasons i don't care for twitter. ymmv"

I enjoy some social media from time to time, but I always try to remember that it's best to visit a zoo without becoming one of the animals.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (I/iGu)

165 Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)

166 I dig shapely women, but there is a limit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (Ckg4U)

167 These people are pretty stupid. All they have to do is identify as a thin person and VIOLA!

Everyone MUST accept that they are, indeed, thin.
Posted by: Millenial Logic at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (HOFuS)

So which is it? Do they want us to pretend that they are thin? Or accept them despite their fatness? I can't keep track.

Posted by: Bluto at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (7uYFy)

168 damn it Margarita i didn't catch that! lol ys


Bob, well jus sayin.. smiles wickedly

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (Zmz55)

169 Why wasn't this linked?

Diana Ross - 'I'm Coming Out'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mjl63e0ms

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (MIKMs)

170 Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Maybe a little manscaping

Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:50 PM (8ikIW)

171 walter yeah, well i talk and talk and talk here, so i should just shush.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:50 PM (Zmz55)

172 Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

aww that's sweet it will probably make their day.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:51 PM (Zmz55)

173 Annosaurus @ 163 ----

That was the great Pogo, not Li'l Abner.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:51 PM (pP7Dg)

174 >>Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.

Tuck it and tape it. Give them something to really talk about.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (/tuJf)

175 I dig shapely women, but there is a limit.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (Ckg4U

That's the thing. There are "degrees." To some people, being a few pounds overweight is a deal-breaker when choosing a partner. Others don't mind a bit of bulk. But somewhere a line gets crossed....

Posted by: Bluto at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (7uYFy)

176 They use being ________ to bully others the same way a bully on a school yard uses his fists.

Posted by: timothyI at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (On0Te)

177 These people are pretty stupid. All they have to do is identify as a thin person and VIOLA!

-
Business opportunity: Big and fat stores that identify as thin stores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (Nwg0u)

178 So I take it when they "come out" as fat, it means that the rest of us now have to put up with their sweaty fat asses chowing down on all the potato chips because they have some kind of PC excuse, right?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 12, 2017 12:52 PM (O5Q3r)

179 147 120 Bob,i woke up during my appendectomy.....

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:40 PM (Zmz55)
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Gees that's scary! Ok I wont tell the whole story because the guys yelled at me last time. i think Insomniac told me to STFU very loudly. But the anesthetic did not take for my vasectomy. I wont elaborate.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (VezBU)

180 I'm coming out as a closetophobe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (hcyUh)

181 This rush to victimhood and a special and superior position in its hierarchy is going to be the death of Democracy. Let us not pretend that it is anything other than grasping at power and advantages that government grants to its favored classes.

========

People here, including myself, have been bewildered at the charges that PDT hates women, blacks, gays.

I think this is behind it. They have convinced themselves that if they cease to get preferential treatment, that if they are simply treated fairly according to law along with everybody else, that this constitutes some sort of attempt at committing genocide against them. They've bought into this false equation that was being peddled to them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (/qEW2)

182 Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
--
I think the finish to that story is waking up and saying: *Hey, I won first prize!*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (tr2D7)

183 Big and fat stores that identify as thin stores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Extra Large Thin and Skinny Inc.

Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (8ikIW)

184 Been misquoting that lyric for years. Learnng a song by FM radio does that to you,

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:54 PM (wZznc)

185 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

Posted by: Meggie McCain at November 12, 2017 12:54 PM (Dp9Hp)

186 ooh Bob, i'm sorry! that had to have been quite miserable.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:54 PM (Zmz55)

187 That was the great Pogo, not Li'l Abner.

-
I stand corrected.

You know what I miss? Alley Oop. Week days a time travel adventure and on Sundays back in the stone age.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)

188 Cannibalism @179 ---

Now I need to re-define 'experience'.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (pP7Dg)

189 @181: "They've bought into this false equation that was being peddled to them."

Worse, they bought in on a subconscious level, and don't even recognize what's going on, and why they're reacting how they are.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (I/iGu)

190 I'll say it again. love the ettes. Classy, witty broads.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (VezBU)

191 149
Fat is beautiful, but obesity is an epidemic. Got it.
===
Obese people are ugly losers. That is the separation point.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 12:56 PM (wZznc)

192 Classy, witty broads.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (VezBU)
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Watch it. I have not yet come out as broad.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)

193 i knew a man that likes chunky women. I think each to their own.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:57 PM (Zmz55)

194 186 ooh Bob, i'm sorry! that had to have been quite miserable.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:54 PM (Zmz55)

For yuo too Willow! When i started clucking like a chicken the urologist shot me up again reeal quick. Did you feel pain when you woke up? We're you very aware?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (VezBU)

195 i'm not broad!

*out of the closeting*

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (Zmz55)

196 >> i knew a man that likes chunky women.


Well, they are easier to catch.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (rJAza)

197 You show me a fat, queer, transgendered, leftist, vegan who's fun to be around, and I'll say "Hooray, a new friend". (not being sarcastic, either.)

But if that same person were a predictable scold, historically ignorant, and a migraine-inducing bore?

Yeah, no.

But then that person accuses me of not liking them for all the qualities in the first list...

when it's really the qualities in the second list.

Oh well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (hcyUh)

198 Bob, as i said i felt nothing, but i was trying to tell them 'i can heaaar yooou'

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:59 PM (Zmz55)

199 192 Classy, witty broads.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (VezBU)
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Watch it. I have not yet come out as broad.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)

Lol. I swear ettes can hear a comment a mile away. Its eerie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:59 PM (VezBU)

200 garret and won't cut your .. oh nevermind.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:59 PM (Zmz55)

201 I was attracted to big curvy girls when I was young. Wait...I was attracted to almost all girls when I was young.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:00 PM (3myMJ)

202 Mom, Dad? I think I have something to tell you.

I farted yesterday and blew the couch through the living room wall.

I've meant to tell you this for some time, but I just didn't have the words, or the courage.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 01:00 PM (Ckg4U)

203 This rush to victimhood and a special and superior position in its hierarchy is going to be the death of Democracy.
________

Cheer up, will ya? Intersectionality is replete with upsides. Consider how utterly nonthreatening they are. Consider how they advertise life's DON'Ts more efficiently than a school nurse's pamphlet. The only way they can make you suffer is if you click on their whiny YouTube videos.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 12, 2017 01:00 PM (zkGZ8)

204 198 Bob, as i said i felt nothing, but i was trying to tell them 'i can heaaar yooou'

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:59 PM (Zmz55)

Didn't catch that part. that must have been creepy though. Gees. We're they talking about your boobs?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:00 PM (VezBU)

205 What the heck do these people mean by obese? Heaven knows, most of my family are Clydesdales (or any other draft type). Just eat what we tell you and you will become an Arabian.

Load of nonsense.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (MIKMs)

206 192 Classy, witty broads.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:55 PM (VezBU)
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Watch it. I have not yet come out as broad.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)

---------------

You haven't come out as a published cookbook editor either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (gC2IV)

207
Is this the warmup to the Vittle Thread?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (ENxvy)

208 I got your fat right here.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (mcI77)

209 You haven't come out as a published cookbook editor either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (gC2IV)
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No one here has accused me of that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (UoSKV)

210 General anesthesia is the most witch doctory of all modern medicine disciplines.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (I/iGu)

211 Bob, well kids gave us mommy instincts. we can hear you and see you even if we are reading a book and you are in the other room.

i used to tell them so.

also , i can shut them off equally well. when i want

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (Zmz55)

212 196 >> i knew a man that likes chunky women.

Well, they are easier to catch.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (rJAza)

But harder to tranquilize.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (VezBU)

213 Let us not pretend that it is anything other than grasping at power and advantages that government grants to its favored classes.

And society (or certain segments of it).

Victimhood is a way to wield social power as well, to invoke the mob to destroy their oppressors.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (oVJmc)

214 For Little Feat fans reading this thread instead of watching the Bungles beclown themselves this week. Emmylou and Bonnie added for more fun..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQAW9fsauT8

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (wZznc)

215
11 days until Thanksgiving

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (ENxvy)

216 "You haven't come out as a published cookbook editor either."
-Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:01 PM (gC2IV)

*HAH!*

I'd pack my gut with duct-tape wrapped phone books after that crack.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 12, 2017 01:02 PM (Ckg4U)

217 Bob, no, but something allerted them, because one said Put Her out!
put her out!

and i assume that Her was me. Unless there was a brawl going on in the room.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (Zmz55)

218
I farted yesterday and blew the couch through the living room wall

+++

*sobbing*

Posted by: Couch Fucker at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (Dp9Hp)

219 >> I was attracted to big curvy girls when I was young.


It was they way they broke out in a fine sweat glisten every time they ate, wasn't it?

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (rJAza)

220

I'd rather a patient was overweight than smoked or chewed regularly. The regular inhalation of shit into your lungs is the single most destructive thing you can do to ruin your health and make the last years of your life a living hell of COPD and cancer. Look at coal miners, asbestos workers and welders who never smoked a day in their lives.

But I fully support your right to make said choices. Your life your hand basket. God knows I have my own...

Posted by: Dip Shite at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (T/KY7)

221 Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)


Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

Posted by: ZZ Toupee at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (ajiE5)

222 bluebell. i kicked him.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (Zmz55)

223 Gees that's scary! Ok I wont tell the whole story because the guys yelled at me last time. i think Insomniac told me to STFU very loudly. But the anesthetic did not take for my vasectomy. I wont elaborate.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:53 PM (VezBU)

I did. And I'd do it all over again.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

224 Yo Mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (mcI77)

225 Thank you, willow. I can always count on you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (UoSKV)

226 217 Bob, no, but something allerted them, because one said Put Her out!
put her out!

and i assume that Her was me. Unless there was a brawl going on in the room.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:03 PM (Zmz55)

That's an awesome story!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (VezBU)

227 haha ZZ.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (Zmz55)

228 Yellow Belly Armor of Pages +1

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (I/iGu)

229 you can , bluebell

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (Zmz55)

230 161
What's funny about some of the ladies that do this is they will look like a million bucks, while their car looks like a homeless person lives in it.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (3myMJ)
--------------------------
Hey, have we met?!?

I confess that sounds like me. Somewhat --- the "million bucks" would be an overstatement!

I am very clean in my person and I wouldn't walk down to the mailbox without a touch of make-up and combed hair.

But my car is a mess. Go figure.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (0jtPF)

231 >>But harder to tranquilize.

Just wave a pork chop in front of them. Hypnotizes them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)

232
I did. And I'd do it all over again.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

Lol...Ok we're good Insomniac.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (VezBU)

233 wait did any of the morons and ettes go to see the penis puppetry when in Vegas at the meet up so we could know if it's a real deal?

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (Zmz55)

234 These people are pretty stupid. All they have to do is identiy as a thin person and VIOLA!
Everyone MUST accept that they are, indeed, thin. Posted by: Millenial Logic at November 12, 2017 12:48 PM (HOFuS)

=====

Fighting words like wolf in a theater. There is no excuse for picking on viola players.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 01:06 PM (MIKMs)

235 But harder to tranquilize.

Just wave a pork chop in front of them. Hypnotizes them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)

yep, you guys are just evil.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:06 PM (Zmz55)

236 #OscarSoRapey
http://tinyurl.com/y7vwwde6

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 01:06 PM (wZznc)

237 @231: "Just wave a pork chop in front of them. Hypnotizes them."

A bag of pork rinds keeps longer without spoiling.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:07 PM (I/iGu)

238 Hmmm, I'm feeling some mild discomfort in my shin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:07 PM (gC2IV)

239 and VIOLA!

You'll be surprised, you're doing the Italian Mistake . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (6FqZa)

240 This Years Oscar should be fully erect and stroking it.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (rJAza)

241 Maragarita reminds me of when my girls were young teens and the bedroom would look like a tornado hit it, and that would be in Just One Day of getting ready for school.

clothes everywhere.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (Zmz55)

242 It was similar to how whenever a major American city went black--by electing their first black mayor--it never went "back." Giuliani broke this mold by defeating David Dinkins and the Left hated him with the heat of a thousand suns--even though he was very liberal in most things.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2017 12:42 PM (7uYFy)


========

Even Detroit went back.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (/qEW2)

243 It would be funny, in a sort of 10, 000 foot sorta way, to note that 'fat-acceptance' via social media is more or less demonstrative of a society so wealthy as to be done in by its own prosperity.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 01:09 PM (fA1SL)

244 Duke, heck that was just a warning shot.

i might be srs next time.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:09 PM (Zmz55)

245
Lol...Ok we're good Insomniac.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (VezBU)

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

246 Hmmm, I'm feeling some mild discomfort in my shin.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2017 01:07 PM (gC2IV)
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willow, maybe put a little more ankle into it next time.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:10 PM (UoSKV)

247
It wasn't a closet, it was the pantry and they are only coming out because its now empty.


Hey it's tought to bend over easily to check the back of the bottom shelf. Plus the installer isn't very good.

Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2017 01:11 PM (FhXTo)

248 Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the Oscar's again.

Instead of dragging a busload of tourists through the audience for selfies, he can dress up all the ushers as Law & Order: SVU extras.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:11 PM (I/iGu)

249 237 @231: "Just wave a pork chop in front of them. Hypnotizes them."

A bag of pork rinds keeps longer without spoiling.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:07 PM (I/iGu)

Leave a trail of them leading up to a deadfall trap.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

250 Watching "Ultimate Computer".

I like the easy humor that makes sense:
"Your computer just destroyed an ore freighter- in fact it went out of it's way to destroy an ore freighter!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:12 PM (ycWCI)

251 I'm still waiting for a mob of angry harpoon-wielding Japanese fishermen to storm the set of My Big Fat Fabulous Life.

"Fuck-a you, whare!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

252
Fighting words like wolf in a theater. There is no excuse for picking on viola players.

Posted by: mustbequantum


Have some lime cello.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 01:13 PM (IqV8l)

253 i actually have a weak left ankle, broken falling off a truck ladder, i'll make sure and use the right one next time, bluebell.

but we'll have to rearrange the desks first.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:13 PM (Zmz55)

254 243 It would be funny, in a sort of 10, 000 foot sorta way, to note that 'fat-acceptance' via social media is more or less demonstrative of a society so wealthy as to be done in by its own prosperity.
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 01:09 PM (fA1SL)

++

Has to be pretty wealthy. Food is expensive. Fast-food, as a steady diet, extremely so. I don't think WA State allows for prepared foods for food-stamps. Many people, out and about look like land whales. It is really stunning.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 12, 2017 01:13 PM (tcwn1)

255 >>It wasn't a closet, it was the pantry


What...like, a Larder?

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:13 PM (rJAza)

256 incorrigable

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:14 PM (Zmz55)

257 254. Yep. Got friends from the old USSR and its successor states. They're all amazed at the wealth as shown in the fatness of so many Americans.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 01:15 PM (fA1SL)

258 Reckon I'll just go home now.

Posted by: Capt Ahab at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (gC2IV)

259 Right on point. Ralphie May doing a bit on how you can make fun of fat people but no one else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu_9hQIj_Io

RIP

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (pV/54)

260 @254: "They're all amazed at the wealth as shown in the fatness of so many Americans."

The Bennigan's scene in last season's The Americans got a good chuckle outta me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (I/iGu)

261 But my car is a mess. Go figure.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (0jtPF)

Heh, well you have your priorities straight!

Can you see the countertop in your master bath?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (3myMJ)

262 What...like, a Larder?
=====
Before the food thread, but dad was really happy when he got the gizmo to put lardoons into dry and/or stringy cuts of meat. He used it a lot.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2017 01:17 PM (MIKMs)

263 241 Maragarita reminds me of when my girls were young teens and the bedroom would look like a tornado hit it, and that would be in Just One Day of getting ready for school.

clothes everywhere.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:08 PM (Zmz55)
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But they looked good, didn't they?

Honestly, I can't tell you how many times when my girls were teens that I thanked God that they went to a school with uniforms!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:18 PM (0jtPF)

264 Ted: Japan? What's [Mary] doing in Japan?
Pat Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
Pat Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 12, 2017 01:18 PM (pV/54)

265 Better link to building bridges.

https://tinyurl.com/ybj562gc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 12:37 PM (Nwg0u)


========

Yeah, they sound remarkably alike, although I think the black racists are doing it mostly to build up their self esteem by offending whites, which is different from why white racists do it. Although both are still bozos, people have the right to freedom of association, and I say to both, good riddance, doorknob, etc. There are plenty of people who do not have these hangups.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:18 PM (/qEW2)

266 " Let us not pretend that it is anything other than grasping at power and
advantages that government grants to its favored classes."

Indeed. Just the other day - in a Veterans Day feature - the Seattle Times heaped praise on a Muslim-American veteran.

Muslim-American. Is that like a Catholic-American? Protestant-American? Jewish-American?

This rush to throw victim status on their preferred tribes is bullshit, and I won't be a part of it.

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 12, 2017 01:19 PM (jWe5r)

267 233 wait did any of the morons and ettes go to see the penis puppetry when in Vegas at the meet up so we could know if it's a real deal?

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:05 PM (Zmz55)

Willow stop it. No way. Gees. Well, I guess its 'art' these days. Ugh. Kill me now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 01:19 PM (VezBU)

268 165 Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)

Top hat will make it remarkable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:20 PM (tbOMB)

269 Bob, i know right?

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:21 PM (Zmz55)

270 Speaking of GAINZZZ!, my MIL's birthday dinner was yesterday and Mrs. Wrecks made a big spaghetti dinner and birthday cake. I ate my share then entered what I had eaten into my diabetic carb counter and it came back that I had consumed roughly twice my daily limit in that one meal! (Pasta is evil.) Then, with perhaps inperfect logic, I decided that since the ship was sinking anyway, I'd have more cake. Therefore it was with trepidation that I checked my blood sugar this morning. 96! I don't know why. When I'm good, I don't do that well.

Do not try this at home!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 01:21 PM (Nwg0u)

271 I played yo mamma.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 12, 2017 01:22 PM (/qEW2)

272 165 Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)

Top hat will make it remarkable.
...
Love it, but it'll block the catheter. Suggest a little cummerbund to complement the catheter. Perhaps a boutonniere.

Posted by: stace at November 12, 2017 01:22 PM (6HFDU)

273 Margarita let's just say one advantage to turning 29 (coughs ,plus some) is i am no longer responsible for their clothing bill.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:23 PM (Zmz55)

274 bluebell - I sent you the file you axed for.

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 01:23 PM (Sfs6o)

275 196 >> i knew a man that likes chunky women.


Well, they are easier to catch.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 12:58 PM (rJAza)

Harder to land.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:24 PM (tbOMB)

276 261
Can you see the countertop in your master bath?
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:16 PM (3myMJ)
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Surprisingly, I can!

There again, I am pretty fastidious about keeping bathrooms clean and uncluttered. The rest of the house? Eh.....

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:24 PM (0jtPF)

277 growls at the boys.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:24 PM (Zmz55)

278 Fat girls can't run as fast and are easier to catch when they do.

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (Sfs6o)

279 swings arm blindly over the back seat.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (Zmz55)

280 People call me "skinny", which I don't really understand. Fat people have way more skin.

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (kUotE)

281 >>Harder to land.


Nah - you just need a bigger net.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (rJAza)

282 ...like a Purse Seiner.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:27 PM (rJAza)

283 When I lived in Las Vegas, there was a black man who lived in my apt. complex. He worked as an 18-wheel truck driver for the USPS, in town. Just made the rounds in the city. He was from England, so he had an accent. He had to have weighed well over 300 lbs., probably closer to 400. He told me that he never cooked, ever. I would see him come home after work and every single day he would be holding bags of fast-food. That's all he ever ate.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 12, 2017 01:27 PM (tcwn1)

284 Got it, Weasel - thank you!

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:29 PM (UoSKV)

285 There again, I am pretty fastidious about keeping bathrooms clean and uncluttered. The rest of the house? Eh.....
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:24 PM (0jtPF)
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Ah, I see with delight that you subscribe to the bluebell method of housewifery! Though I make no claims as to the lack of clutter on my master bathroom sink at the moment. But everything is clean!

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (UoSKV)

286 The twitter comments are hysterical. That said I did have a data person tell me, round is a shape too. *eye roll*

Posted by: IC at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gcme+)

287 68 165 Ok I'm putting a bow on it so the nurses DO notice then Willow. Dress it up a little. Maybe a tuxedo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 12, 2017 12:49 PM (VezBU)

Top hat will make it remarkable.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:20 PM (tbOMB)

Don't forget the monocle.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

288 Not data person, fat person. Jeez.

Posted by: IC at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gcme+)

289 Here we get to observe the Narth American Moron in its natural habitat. Notice how the male of the species uses playful banter. That is until the female gets pissed off and...

HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT DUDE'S HEAD COME OFF!?!

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gC2IV)

290 279 swings arm blindly over the back seat.
Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (Zmz55)

lol

Dad used to do thst. Great mental imagery. Thanks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (tbOMB)

291 People love to say they can't change themselves. Hell, I've lost 30 lbs since Feb. If I can do it anybody can. I dropped all that weight with absolutely no exercise. All diet change.

I'm not alone. These people make me feel like the slacker I am.

http://tinyurl.com/yd4q9hjf

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 12, 2017 01:32 PM (aWzLP)

292 Someone should invent a home lipo kit attachment for a vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:32 PM (/qEW2)

293 Here we get to observe the Narth American Moron in its natural habitat. Notice how the male of the species uses playful banter. That is until the female gets pissed off and...

HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT DUDE'S HEAD COME OFF!?!
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gC2IV)
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Send Jim in to retrieve it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (UoSKV)

294 Not to hijack whatever we are on about here, but Monday night's NFL game got a 7.6 rating, one of the lowest ever. Lowest since a Monday game on a similar date in 2007 (a game that was 35-7 at halftime).

Big call for boycotts this weekend due to Veterans' Day. Not seeing any news on today yet.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (3myMJ)

295 Flash: Blind squirrel finds nut!

Chuck Todd says Mitch McConnell's reaction to Moore accusations seems orchestrated.

"Is Mitch McConnell the way he has been -- this clearly felt almost orchestrated -- the minute, within an hour this came out many of the McConnell's allies came out said he has to go. It sounds like Mitch McConnell has decided it is worse if Roy Moore wins."

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (pV/54)

296 >>Someone should invent a home lipo kit attachment for a vacuum cleaner.


The Flabbee!

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (rJAza)

297 281 >>Harder to land.


Nah - you just need a bigger net.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:25 PM (rJAza)

Now I understand why T bones have that hook-like shape.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:34 PM (tbOMB)

298 Muslim-American.

No such animal.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2017 01:34 PM (6FqZa)

299 If you are reading this you might be a closet moron.

Posted by: Get Help Now at November 12, 2017 01:34 PM (UdKB7)

300 Someone should invent a home lipo kit attachment for a vacuum cleaner.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:32 PM (/qEW2)
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Every year I ask my kids to give me a list of things they might like for Christmas. One year my son got into my daughter's list and made a few, shall we say, improvements. One of the things he added was a "do-it-yourself liposuction kit." (My daughters are thin.) We still joke about that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:35 PM (UoSKV)

301 Yo-yo Ma jokes:

Why doesn't Yo-yo Ma play hide and seek?
He can't find the sheet music!

What's Yo-yo Ma's favorite movie?
Bach To the Future!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 01:35 PM (Nwg0u)

302 It sounds like Mitch McConnell has decided it is worse if Roy Moore wins."
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (pV/54)

Waiting for it to come out that Mitch is behind the "dossier" on Moore.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:35 PM (3myMJ)

303 Someone should invent a home lipo kit attachment for a vacuum cleaner.


The Flabbee!
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (rJAza)

Nice!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2017 01:36 PM (tbOMB)

304

Well, I have to say my brunch frittata was a thing of beauty. Rich, creamy, flavorful, melt in your mouth. Like the thigh moistness of a 19 year old Cuban woman...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:38 PM (T/KY7)

305

Morbidly Obese People: Like a pallet of MRE's for the burning times.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:39 PM (T/KY7)

306 One of my relatives likes large breasts. Raves about them. The bigger the better. He doesn't care what else is enormous as long as he gets the bigguns.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has drink taken at November 12, 2017 01:40 PM (60v4h)

307 I'm out, I'M OUUUUTTTT!!!!

But it wasn't easy getting through that closet door jamb.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2017 01:40 PM (3BFzK)

308 Nicole: Tom you've got to come out of the closet.
Tom: But I'm not in the closet.
Nicole: Then what am I doing standing next to the closet talking to you?

Posted by: Out of this world at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (loZXu)

309 Waiting for it to come out that Mitch is behind the "dossier" on Moore.
---
I'm sure he was smart enough not to use Fusion GPS, given all the attention they've been getting lately for their imeptitude.

Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (XQvuQ)

310 Like the thigh moistness of a 19 year old Cuban woman...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:38 PM

Is that why the cigars have such stout wrappers!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (oLTNb)

311 305

Morbidly Obese People: Like a pallet of MRE's for the burning times.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:39 PM (T/KY7)

Um, you can have Michael Moore.

He might be hard to get through before he spoils though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (ycWCI)

312 I'm out, I'M OUUUUTTTT!!!!

But it wasn't easy getting through that closet door jamb.



It's easier if you butter the door frame.

Posted by: David Frum at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (60v4h)

313 *Breaks through the wall*

OHHH YEAH!

Posted by: Johnny at November 12, 2017 01:42 PM (kUotE)

314 I'm sure he was smart enough not to use Fusion GPS, given all the attention they've been getting lately for their imeptitude.
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2017 01:41 PM (XQvuQ)

Betting on Mitch's intelligence and animal cunning? Now I've read everything on AOSHQ!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:42 PM (ycWCI)

315 Is that why the cigars have such stout wrappers!?

The very best are hand rolled on the thighs of virginal 19 year old Cuban girls...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:43 PM (T/KY7)

316 'The Flabbee!'

Great idea. Needs a home anesthesia kit to go with it.

Posted by: Get Help Now at November 12, 2017 01:43 PM (UdKB7)

317 Yo-yo Ma jokes:

Why doesn't Yo-yo Ma play hide and seek?
He can't find the sheet music!

What's Yo-yo Ma's favorite movie?
Bach To the Future!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 01:35 PM (Nwg0u)


========

Yo-Yo Ma so Chow Yun Fat that his favorite dish is One Ton Soup.

Yo-Yo Ma tried several diets, but his weight just goes up and down.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:43 PM (/qEW2)

318 Mr Weasel, if you can spare a minute, do you know much about Remington 742's and/or 760's?

Read the 742 is and upgrade and think I heard that the bolt on one or both locks in like a bolt action.

Know where there's one each @$400 each.
Claim is good shape. Both with scope but don't know type.

Posted by: teej at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (aENAX)

319 I'm the real victim here. I get all the fat gay Air Force lawyer politician jokes.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (Ndje9)

320 Oh, both in 30-06.

Posted by: teej at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (aENAX)

321 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-zDDU3S9Iw

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (wZznc)

322 Well, as they say, "an unpopular idea in populist times is always good for a laugh"

Actually no one really says that. I said that, but I was quoting someone. Who didn't exist. He was a potato.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (2K6fY)

323 Ok I admit it. I like banging my wife. Not yours or anyone else's, just mine. And I like wedding vows, Oh and I hope if they day ever comes I will love my wife enough to die, like Jesus loved his bride.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (bmkS9)

324 Um, you can have Michael Moore.
He might be hard to get through before he spoils though.

He's what you feed the Antifa Reavers you keep chained up on the perimeter... waste not want not...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (T/KY7)

325 I've seen polls showing Moore ahead by 10 and behind by 6 just today.

This tells me nothing has changed in the polling industry.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (3myMJ)

326 294 Not to hijack whatever we are on about here, but Monday night's NFL game got a 7.6 rating, one of the lowest ever. Lowest since a Monday game on a similar date in 2007 (a game that was 35-7 at halftime).

Big call for boycotts this weekend due to Veterans' Day. Not seeing any news on today yet.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (3myMJ)
---------------------------------
What I want to see is a Super Bowl boycott.
That would really hurt them.

And it would be easier for many people than boycotting their own team all through the season.

My neighbor down the road has a big Super Bowl party every year. This year he's having a Boycott-the-Bowl party instead.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)

327

I think we are gonna do a Puppy/Kitten/Boycott Bowl this year. One guy is bringing one of those old vibrating metal football games with the players dressed in drag, queerdo and generally offensive costumes...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:48 PM (T/KY7)

328 The very best are hand rolled on the thighs of virginal 19 year old Cuban girls...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:43 PM (T/KY7)

I dont think there are any more 19 YO virgins in Cuba. The very best cigars come from the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2017 01:48 PM (oLTNb)

329 OT - does anyone know which stores carry Trump's line of men's clothes? I want to get a pair of gloves (I lost my old pair), and I know Macy's used to carry his stuff before they had to Virtue Signal & drop his line.

Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2017 01:48 PM (ANIFC)

330 7 I hope this doesn't cut into the cookbook sales.

The cookbooks are ready?

Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2017 01:49 PM (pFB4a)

331

Two Weeks.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (T/KY7)

332
Send Jim in to retrieve it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2017 01:33 PM (UoSKV)



He'd rather face the enraged herd of water buffalo, or that freaking anaconda.

As my hubby mentioned innocently in the car today, "Sweetie, you know you get a little harsh when you are too warm."

"Then turn the damn AC on if you don't want me to be harsh." ...."Oh."

Posted by: moki at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (V+V48)

333 I'm keen to see how the college playoff looks after yesterday's bloodbath.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (60v4h)

334 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)

A Super Bowl boycott is difficult. Many tickets go to people that don't care anything about football to begin with and never go to regular games. It's just an event to be seen at, a trophy bucket list thing for wannabe jetsetters who don't have the juice to fly to Paris for breakfast.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (3myMJ)

335 "I want my dentist to be old and experienced. Getting a bridge Monday from a young guy, not happy. "

I prefer my medical professionals fairly young and knowledgeable in the latest scientific developments.

Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (jm1YL)

336 Here we get to observe the Narth American Moron in its natural habitat. Notice how the male of the species uses playful banter. That is until the female gets pissed off and...

HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT DUDE'S HEAD COME OFF!?!

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gC2IV)


========

I've never been to Narth, hence I've never had to worry about pissed off females.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (/qEW2)

337 329 OT - does anyone know which stores carry Trump's line of men's clothes? I want to get a pair of gloves (I lost my old pair), and I know Macy's used to carry his stuff before they had to Virtue Signal & drop his line.
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2017 01:48 PM (ANIFC)

Amazon carries a lot of Trump stuff, but I am having a hard time parsing through all the various for and against clothing. The "For or against" crap with the fist is kind of funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:51 PM (ycWCI)

338 Apple Pie in the oven. My favorite!

Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2017 01:51 PM (pFB4a)

339 A Super Bowl boycott is difficult. Many tickets go to people that don't care anything about football to begin with and never go to regular games.


It's not the butts in the seats that puts money in the bank. It's the eyeballs on the screen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2017 01:51 PM (60v4h)

340 Take off to the grate wyte narth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2017 01:53 PM (IqV8l)

341 335 "I want my dentist to be old and experienced. Getting a bridge Monday from a young guy, not happy. "

I prefer my medical professionals fairly young and knowledgeable in the latest scientific developments.
Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2017 01:50 PM (jm1YL)

I like a happy medium: Young, but with his college loans paid off.

"You have 57 cavities! Btw, my wife was looking at BMWs yesterday..."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 01:53 PM (ycWCI)

342 Ok I admit it. I like banging my wife. Not yours
or anyone else's, just mine.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (bmkS9)

That's disgusting!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 12, 2017 01:53 PM (wYseH)

343 335 "I want my dentist to be old and experienced. Getting a bridge Monday from a young guy, not happy. "
I prefer my medical professionals fairly young and knowledgeable in the latest scientific developments.

Depends.

If you are having bypass or deep brain surgery you want your doc to be 60 years old - they have seen, done, and screwed pretty much everything. Studies have shown this repeatedly.

If you need an Oncologist, you want middle aged, experienced but still latest in a field that changes rapidly.

Never take one right out of training for anything. The learning curve the first 5 years out of training is nearly straight up.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 01:54 PM (T/KY7)

344 I'm a fan of the way Paul Joseph Watson attacks the Mainstream Meteor.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2017 01:54 PM (rnAwa)

345 It's not the butts in the seats that puts money in the bank. It's the eyeballs on the screen.

-
And the assholes on the field that keep the money out of the bank.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 12, 2017 01:54 PM (Nwg0u)

346 It's not the butts in the seats that puts money in the bank. It's the eyeballs on the screen.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2017 01:51 PM (60v4h)

True. We'll see what happens there. Think of all the things the NFL does to boost ratings. Sponsors help with one-of-a-kind commercials. Big A-List stars at halftime. The game is just part of the attraction.

Empty seats at the game doesn't really cost them money, but it sure would be embarrassing.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 01:57 PM (3myMJ)

347 Back in the day, I used to pick apples. Up and down a ladder, eight hours a day, five and a half days a week with a bag of apples slung over my shoulders. No fast food. I was not skinny. I weighed in at about 190 and am 5'6". I'm in my mid 60s now and can say I am fat. If I go Paleo, I lose weight for a few months if I keep the carbs below 30g a day. Then I plateau. Husband is also fat. Two hip replacements on one side and one on the other. He's had problems with his weight his entire life. Last hip replacement did not go well and he lost mobility. And, in case you're thinkingthe weight caused the hip problems, he lost circulation in the joints and they died.

The one group of people it's fair to attack are fat people. It's always a lack of willpower or other moral failing that causes it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2017 01:57 PM (Lqy/e)

348 329
OT - does anyone know which stores carry Trump's line of men's clothes? I
want to get a pair of gloves (I lost my old pair), and I know Macy's
used to carry his stuff before they had to Virtue Signal drop his
line.
===
Give those silly stores the Cyber Monday treatment.
https://www.trumpstore.com/collections/men-outerwear

I even found some gloves!
http://tinyurl.com/yc3wonct

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 01:58 PM (wZznc)

349 344. Yep. SMOD is the ur-alt-all.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 01:58 PM (jiQTf)

350 My neighbor down the road has a big Super Bowl party every year. This year he's having a Boycott-the-Bowl party instead.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)


========

That sounds like a brilliant idea. Not sure if it's possible, but if there are other sports franchises (like the NHL) that could schedule a game for that day, that might be an effective way to help replace one tradition with another. I hope he has some theme to keep the enthusiasm level up. Best wishes for him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 01:59 PM (/qEW2)

351 126
Bob, unless the nurses are new, and your Junk remarkable, they won't even notice.

Posted by: willow at November 12, 2017 12:41 PM (Zmz55)
--------------------------

After heart surgery the incisions on my upper thighs were not healing well, they kept opening (they were not sutured , just taped). It was giving my night nurse fits so she got a friend from another ward to come and help her. Her friend brought along her trainee. For easy access to the cuts I sat in a chair, gown pulled up to the waist legs askew. So, there I sat, three women on their knees in front of my naked lower torso when my cardiologist walked in. He said "OK" and turned around an left.
I'm a guy by the way. If you are in hospital enough modesty is right out the window.

Posted by: Javems at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (yOqwj)

352 The one group of people it's fair to attack are fat
people.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2017 01:57 PM (Lqy/e)

There is a big difference between being attacked, and celebrating being fat.

I don't give a shit whether you or anyone else is fat or thin. That's your business. Just don't turn it into a cause.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wYseH)

353 333
I'm keen to see how the college playoff looks after yesterday's bloodbath.
====
OSU done screwed the pooch this season. If they lose the Michigan game there will be a riot that will make Antifa look like the small time.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wZznc)

354 347. Maybe it's cultural with me, but someone under, say 50 oughtnt be fat, even as someone over 50 oughtnt be skinny.

(Note: solidly-built isn't fat; it's just large)

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (jiQTf)

355 My neighbor down the road has a big Super Bowl party every year. This year he's having a Boycott-the-Bowl party instead.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)


I'm going to watch the Puppy Bowl!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

356 So, there I sat, three women on their knees in front of my naked lower torso when my cardiologist walked in. He said "OK" and turned around an left.


Posted by: Javems at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (yOqwj)

I like that guy! He was not going to interfere in your fun and had a witty retort ready to go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 02:01 PM (ycWCI)

357

Down the Mosque we are going to have a Superbowel Goat Sodomy Party!

Of, course we do that every Sunday, but still...

Posted by: Muhammad Quimhater at November 12, 2017 02:02 PM (T/KY7)

358 nood

Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2017 02:03 PM (pFB4a)

359 355
My neighbor down the road has a big Super Bowl party every year. This year he's having a Boycott-the-Bowl party instead.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0jtPF)



I'm going to watch the Puppy Bowl!
====
I am going to watch the commercials! My friends have a "commercial-watching party" every year since few of them are into football. Unless it is Blood Bowl, that would be different.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 12, 2017 02:03 PM (wZznc)

360 So, there I sat, three women on their knees in front
of my naked lower torso when my cardiologist walked in. He said "OK"
and turned around an left.





Posted by: Javems at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (yOqwj)



I like that guy! He was not going to interfere in your fun and had a witty retort ready to go.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 02:01 PM (ycWCI)

===================
All I can add to that is to suggest that you check your next bill carefully

Posted by: mrp at November 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Pqytn)

361 I don't give a shit whether you or anyone else is fat or thin. That's your business. Just don't turn it into a cause.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wYseH)

My 'take' is that people who demand such thing be a "cause" don't have a health problem that led to needing the "cause". They have a mental problem.

People with health problems tend to be more stoic about the situation.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 12, 2017 02:04 PM (3myMJ)

362 I don't give a shit whether you or anyone else is fat or thin. That's your business. Just don't turn it into a cause.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wYseH)



This.

And don't lay off blame onto anything and anybody but yourself. "They" make the food addictive. No. If you fasted for three days and someone gave you your very favorite food, then spit on it, you wouldn't eat it. So you CAN use higher cognitive functions to control your eating. You ordinarily just choose not to.

But that's OK - just don't whine about it. Either DO something about it, or accept it and shut up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 02:04 PM (YqDXo)

363 I agree, it's not a cause. I know people into the fat acceptance movement and it makes no sense to me. I think anyone would rather be thin and fit. I'd love to be in good shape again but it's not happening.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2017 02:04 PM (Lqy/e)

364 319 I'm the real victim here. I get all the fat gay Air Force lawyer politician jokes.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 12, 2017 01:44 PM (Ndje9)
------------------------
Okay, folks, wrap it up.
For once in his life Lindsey has won the thread!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2017 02:05 PM (0jtPF)

365

Causes Worthy of Fighting For:

Freedom
Justice
Protection of the young, old and those so truly disabled that they cannot act for themselves.

Everybody else is needs out of the Cause Business...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 02:05 PM (T/KY7)

366
In today's society it's a lot of work to get and stay thin. A lot. I'm looking into getting a Soda Stream to carbonate Cranberry Juice*. I like cranberry juice but it's disgustingly flat tasting.

I gotta stop drinking cola. Too many calories, too much sugar/hfcs.


*I know you're not supposed to do this, but it's a time thing. People won't take their time and it will be a mess. I'll take my time.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 12, 2017 02:08 PM (ajiE5)

367 I dunno, I'd probably just say something like, "you go girl, good luck on getting to 400 pounds" or, "well, metformin is probably good for you" or "at least you have an excuse to not buy a Miata."

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2017 02:09 PM (2K6fY)

368
365

Causes Worthy of Fighting For:

Freedom
Justice
Protection of the young, old and those so truly disabled that they cannot act for themselves.

Everybody else is needs out of the Cause Business...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 12, 2017 02:05 PM (T/KY7)

Amen

Posted by: moki at November 12, 2017 02:09 PM (V+V48)

369 In today's society it's a lot of work to get and stay thin. A lot. I'm looking into getting a Soda Stream to carbonate Cranberry Juice*. I like cranberry juice but it's disgustingly flat tasting.

I gotta stop drinking cola. Too many calories, too much sugar/hfcs.


*I know you're not supposed to do this, but it's a time thing. People won't take their time and it will be a mess. I'll take my time.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 12, 2017 02:08 PM (ajiE5)

Mello Yello Zero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2017 02:09 PM (ycWCI)

370 I'm a fan of the way Paul Joseph Watson attacks the Mainstream Meteor.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2017 01:54 PM (rnAwa)


========

He deserves better than England. He should move here and work with Bannon to try to get into some congressional seat. He is a wonderful high powered orator - that's what we need.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 02:10 PM (/qEW2)

371 How does a pilot get a fat flight attendant into the cockpit? He greases her hips and put a Twinkie on the center console (old airline joke).

Posted by: Alf767 at November 12, 2017 02:11 PM (RK9pZ)

372 Generally people want to be loved and accepted for who they are internally and for their actions, not for what they look like, so I think all these people into "Fat acceptance" as opposed to the people who say "I'm heavy, but that's not the entirety of who I am as a person" just have a God shaped hole in their heart. Many people have that empty place regularly and they fill it with food or drugs or porn or booze or whatever addictive substance they can find at the time..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8+Ozj)

373 yum yum stikabutter

yum yum stikabutter

Posted by: A Voice from the Closet at November 12, 2017 02:20 PM (oVJmc)

374 And yes, I think being heavy is sometimes a complicated business-particularly and that "Calories in, calories out" and "Don't you have any willpower" are just not helpful to the people who heavy but not leftists on a mission.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 02:35 PM (8+Ozj)

375 Many people have that empty place regularly and they fill it with food or drugs or porn or booze or whatever addictive substance they can find at the time..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8+Ozj)


========

Well, as Paul said in I Co 15:30-32 this is the rational course for the non believer. Eat, drink and be merry, etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2017 02:37 PM (/qEW2)

376 Cannot seem to post

Posted by: Test at November 12, 2017 02:39 PM (cXDc4)

377 Maybe it is my nick?

Posted by: Loopy Looky Lucinda from Left of Lousy Anna at November 12, 2017 02:40 PM (cXDc4)

378 Beats the hell outta me. Guess I did not really want to make that post anyway.

Posted by: Loopy Looky Lucinda from Left of Lousy Anna at November 12, 2017 02:42 PM (cXDc4)

379 Did anyone post this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: CyberCipher at November 12, 2017 02:47 PM (p6WoB)

380 I'm going to watch the Puppy Bowl!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2017 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

I'll have a Taco Bowl!

Posted by: DJT. Presidente Supremo y Trollador del Media at November 12, 2017 02:50 PM (zCyNd)

381 Fat acceptance, celebrating large body types....


I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: the Ottoman at November 12, 2017 02:52 PM (zCyNd)

382 And yes, I think being heavy is sometimes a complicated business-particularly and that "Calories in, calories out" and "Don't you have any willpower" are just not helpful to the people who heavy but not leftists on a mission.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2017 02:35 PM (8+Ozj)


Sorry, it's not just leftists who are colossal bitches here.

Errybody thinks they know how to fix everyone else. Someone tried to get people to chill out on that a while back, and it kind of helped, but pretty much bitches will out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 12, 2017 03:44 PM (wB8Tg)

383 That closet looks more like a pantry.

Posted by: vrf at November 12, 2017 06:58 PM (BoOqm)

384
Coming out? More like bursting out at the seams!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 12, 2017 07:26 PM (pNxlR)

385 testing

amp;ntilde;testing

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 07:45 PM (y87Qq)

386 testing
testiñg

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2017 07:50 PM (y87Qq)

387 I love Little Feats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4y4asj3sjM

and I'm out of my closet too.

Posted by: Mean Old Mike at November 12, 2017 08:55 PM (fSf/G)

388 1 OK I am gong to come out of the closet also:

I admit it. I am OLD. Old as dirt.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2017 11:58 AM (SjImc)

to you, old man. (and to me)

Posted by: Mean Old Mike at November 12, 2017 09:03 PM (fSf/G)

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