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Not a Story: Time Magazine Tries to Turn Piffle of a Non-Event Into Major #ImWithHer Victory Against Trump

Two nobodies you never heard of went on a date. The guy was a Young Republican, the woman, apparently, a liberal.

When the liberal woman found out the guy voted for Trump, she ended the date.

Politely.

She was not a shrieking harridan about it. She said this:

"She stopped in her tracks and said,'‘You know what, Bryan? This has been a lot of fun, but I think we’re two completely different people,'" he said. "And she literally got up and left."

Eh, I think she probably did the right thing. If this is important to her, and if she therefore sees no future, why belabor it? She politely excused herself and left.

Now, maybe the guy would have continued the date, but then, guys don't just go on dates for long-term prospects. They are willing to entertain a date with no long-term prospects for a short-term prospect, if you're gettin' what I'm sayin'.

So... not a big deal. Not even a "deal." A blind date between two people you never heard of ended sooner than expected, but that doesn't make it a story. Most blind dates come to nothing; they just take too long to do so.

But Time Magazine is no longer in the news business -- they're in the cheap clicks and TV blogging business -- so this is their blaring announcement:




Posted by: Ace at 08:29 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:26 PM (arhmY)

2 nd

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2017 08:27 PM (KCxzN)

3 The guy could buy Time for less than the cost of that date.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

4 She took her ball and went home?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:28 PM (BgKrI)

5 He's a lucky guy.

Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2017 08:28 PM (eIQHF)

6 Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (cHbmY)

7 Well, I wonder what would've happened had my liberal old lady of 13 years found out my secret identity back then?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)

8 Did they meet for covfefe or Smoothies?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (RrhD2)

9 Meh. She did him a favor. Did she leave him with the check?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (PY9jH)

10 I suspect bluebell's phone is to blame.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (Sfs6o)

11 Because she knew he wouldn't jack off in front of her.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (8b+oT)

12 Good fucking riddance (door/ass). Buh-bye.

Posted by: CAPT Constitution at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (tif1h)

13 Should have given her a fake name (because obviously crazy) and banged her first. But she probably would have cried "rape" after she found out he voted for Trump.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)

14 Alternate headline: Local Man Saved from Sticking Dick in Crazy

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (tbOMB)

15 He needs to upgrade.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (v/pT6)

16 Did he lay out any cash? Impolite to ask for a refund?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (Z4z/q)

17 Voting for Trump is something one should disclose prior to the date. Like having herpes. Or a parole officer. Right?

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (14URa)

18 Oooo, Howie Carr is on Tucker's show!

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (GsAUU)

19 I am so glad I met my wife in church.
Not on tinder or anyplace else.

Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (w7KSn)

20
She can always find Ethan Krupp and sit on him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

21 Noody Noody, aw Rudy

Posted by: R. Penniman at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (zCyNd)

22 Ending a date over someone's vote isn't a big deal. The fact that marriages and families are fractured over the election is sad. But yeah, Bryan probably dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: PabloD at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (8C8DF)

23 Good thing he wore his MAGA hat.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (UdKB7)

24 so how is this a news story? Time is a joke.

Posted by: avi at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (jBXZd)

25 In fairness, a woman that voted for Hillary is more likely to put out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (60v4h)

26 Probably saved him a world of pain.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (vbvxt)

27 What? She just got up and left? She did nothing else first?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (cGz5Q)

28 Big deal.

He probably went out after, had a few drinks and had a nice enjoyable evening with a prostitute.

Cheaper and safer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (nUkMr)

29 Time magazine is a pamphlet and not a news magazine.

How is it still in existence?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (arhmY)

30 So did she leave any money to help pay for the meal she skipped out on, or did she think that sort of thing was totes okay because she's a woman and women are delicate that way and should be coddled and shouldn't pay for anything because they're women?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (BgKrI)

31 20


She can always find Ethan Krupp and sit on him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

No sit on stupid Krupp. I have for the madchen sitzen.

Posted by: Skoda Works at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (zCyNd)

32 Welcome to 2017 where you tweet about your crappy date and it becomes the cover of Time magazine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (BoMuO)

33 Looking at his picture, I am wondering what she looked like.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (RrhD2)

34 She did the guy a favor in all honesty.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The calm before the storm at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (IYHxL)

35 Okey-dokey, I'd love to stay and make pithy comments but I have to get to work sooooper early and work on a project that my boss just sent me.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2017 08:32 PM (Sfs6o)

36 One of them proved themselves to be close-minded and not at all "open to experiences."

Hmmm. Which one was that?

Posted by: Scanner Dan at November 09, 2017 08:32 PM (v1Nh3)

37 Just spent a week in San Antone with the wife and boys. 9 month olds are so much fun.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 08:33 PM (BoMuO)

38 "Wait - do you REALLY believe women should be equal to men in all respects?"

"YES!"

"Great. Get your ass back here and pay half of the tab."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:33 PM (THkTf)

39 Oh good. Now I can spend the rest of the evening here.

Posted by: Weasel's Boss at November 09, 2017 08:33 PM (tbOMB)

40 I'm sure her half dozen cats were glad Mommy got home early.

Posted by: Ever at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (QZdJj)

41 My wife, who works in the advertising department of the local NBC affiliate, informed me that the station is charging $0 for local ads for tonight's game.

That's right.

Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.

NFL. You have to give it away now.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (arhmY)

42 He was 32. Should have just prowled the mall for a 14 year old, maybe 16 or 18 if he was lucky.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (RrhD2)

43 oh no Dean's dead!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (hMwEB)

44 I must confess, I'm not sure I could date a liberal guy at this juncture.

When I was a young, freewheelin' lass, I never knew the political leanings of my dates. Not just because we were young and stupid and carefree, but because there were a million other interesting things to discuss.

Now, it's all politics all the time -- IF you're a lib. They simply can't help themselves.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (qJtVm)

45 So I guess a BJ is out of the question?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (/tuJf)

46 This is news? How? As in.. who gives a fuck? OH.. btw... Ace you will love this. Just found out my niece and boyfriend picked a name for yet unborn baby. Won't say first name but they picked Ace as a middle name!! Dad is conservative, mom raised a lib but I think she's coming around. I just love it. I will call him Ace I don't give a shit what his first name is.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (CNHr1)

47 25 In fairness, a woman that voted for Hillary is more likely to put out.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (60v4h)/i]

To other women.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (THkTf)

48 If the ladies only "date'' Hillary voter quasi-dudes-

-saves $18/mo
-Planned Parenthood closes

Ze problem, she is solved!

Posted by: Molnar, M. at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (zCyNd)

49 I'm sure this has happened many many times since the election. Meh....she was polite, he dodged a bullet.


So what's their next non event?

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (Enq6K)

50 And the mean Reap's gonna keep him dead

yeah right

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (hMwEB)

51 Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.

NFL. You have to give it away now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (arhmY)


It's a ripoff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (THkTf)

52 13 Should have given her a fake name (because obviously crazy) and banged her first. But she probably would have cried "rape" after she found out he voted for Trump.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)

---

That's how she'll celebrate their anniversary, silly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (BgKrI)

53 45 So I guess a BJ is out of the question?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM
Did she bang her head on the glass table top?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (nBr1j)

54 Jeez, why didn't I think of this?

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Current Boyfriend at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (O5Q3r)

55 I'm so old I can recall when TIME was an actual news source.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (mJ8mX)

56 A guy I knew in college would tell girls that turned him down to dance...thats okay, I had to take a shit anyway.

He was not too smooth with the ladies.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (Z4z/q)

57 I hope little mcliberal pants paid her half of the bill before she left.

Posted by: Timon at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (NTM5E)

58 34 She did the guy a favor in all honesty.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The calm before the storm at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (IYHxL)



This.

Bad news early is good news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:37 PM (THkTf)

59 He was lucky to get away. She did him a big favor.

I am so glad I met my wife in church.
Not on tinder or anyplace else.


Heh, I met B'Gal in a bar. Coming up on 14 years of living in sin. Wouldn't have missed any of them for all the world.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 08:37 PM (tRaq7)

60 Yeah, some things you really need to be compatible with. Religion, handling money, and politics are three big ones. You have those things in common and the rest tends to be a lot easier.

The Establishment in this country has completely lost it.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 09, 2017 08:37 PM (J70i0)

61 Local Grocery Store Cashier goes on break when man in MAGA hat comes to checkout, forcing him to use other line!

Posted by: Time Magazine Headlines at November 09, 2017 08:37 PM (z/Ubi)

62 Did she stiff him for the cost of the date also?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (XMCWD)

63 Just found out my niece and boyfriend picked a name for yet unborn baby


Wait, your niece is having a baby with your boyfriend and you are excited about it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (BoMuO)

64
Nobody tells me NOOD anymore:

---------------------

Oh man, fellers, we better up our game and make sure we are good cunning linguists:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5066371/

A 21 yr old prostitute shot this poor guy in the head because he wasn't doing it right.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (8O3HH)

65 I still can't get over that Tom Cotton is old enough to be a Senator.

And being a veteran at that.

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (GsAUU)

66 people have set me up on several blind dates and i have to say, "what were they thinking - not even a chance of compatibility." i think they were trying to help their female friend, not me.

in any case, i went on one, we went to dinner, and i could tell this was hopeless, even on the level of potential friendship - just nothing possibly in common. but i thought i'd make the best of it, be of good nature and make for humorous conversation, some jokes, funny stories, etc. after dinner we went to the corner, she hailed a cab, got in, turned around and with a scowl said "you try too hard" and slammed the door.

sheesh.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)

67 ace is not ace's real name

Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (k/iKZ)

68 Fortunately cats, as of yet, do not have the right to vote.

Posted by: Keith at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (USf3s)

69 You have to know how to talk to these kind of girls.

If it slips that you voted for Trump, quickly stipulate the you identify as a Hillary voter.

Posted by: cunning linguist at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (zCyNd)

70 I never see Time magazine outside of doctors' and dentists' offices.

I liked the cover with Trump wrecking balls:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd92rdvg

Personally, I'd prefer tactical nukes, but you can't have everything.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

71 My wife, who works in the advertising department of the local NBC affiliate, informed me that the station is charging $0 for local ads for tonight's game.

That's right.

Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.



No charge? No charge at all?

Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (THkTf)

72 guy is most likely better off w/o her.

way back when i fb'd my 3rd grade crush asked to be friended. the first thing he posted was rachel maddow crap so, poof he was gone.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (MF4DY)

73 I wonder if Paolo has this problem?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (O5Q3r)

74 Should have given her a fake name (because obviously crazy) and banged her first. But she probably would have cried "rape" after she found out he voted for Trump.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)

In that the case the usual story is that the sex was so good compared to the pajama boys they typically hang out with that they become conflicted.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (J70i0)

75 ace is not ace's real name


Who says?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (60v4h)

76 What do you mean cats don't have a right to vote? This anime neko-grrl votes.

Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (XMCWD)

77 Did she stiff him for the cost of the date also?

But of course. He paid with his extra $0.30/hr.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (BoMuO)

78 >>>Did she stiff him for the cost of the date also?

How can you blame her for taking advantage of a guy that had no clue?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (RrhD2)

79 She left *before* he whipped it out?

Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (FUu/Z)

80 She probably ordered the lobster too.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

81 in any case, i went on one, we went to dinner, and i could tell this was hopeless, even on the level of potential friendship - just nothing possibly in common. but i thought i'd make the best of it, be of good nature and make for humorous conversation, some jokes, funny stories, etc. after dinner we went to the corner, she hailed a cab, got in, turned around and with a scowl said "you try too hard" and slammed the door.

sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)



"Enjoy your cats!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (THkTf)

82 71
My wife, who works in the advertising department of the local NBC
affiliate, informed me that the station is charging $0 for local ads for
tonight's game.



That's right.



Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.





No charge? No charge at all?



Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (THkTf)

AAACCCEEEE!!!
FREE STUFF!!!!!
Barter with Valu-rite!

Posted by: thrifty as a scot at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

83 ace is not ace's real name

um.. duh.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (CNHr1)

84 in any case, i went on one, we went to dinner, and i could tell this was hopeless, even on the level of potential friendship - just nothing possibly in common. but i thought i'd make the best of it, be of good nature and make for humorous conversation, some jokes, funny stories, etc. after dinner we went to the corner, she hailed a cab, got in, turned around and with a scowl said "you try too hard" and slammed the door.

sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)

Bitches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

85 Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.



NFL. You have to give it away now.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (arhmY)

Wait, you're saying that there is an NFL game tonight? Who knew...or cared.

Posted by: Timon at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (NTM5E)

86

Man goes to restaurant and orders clam chowder.
Restaurant has no clam chowder.
Man goes home disappointed.

Posted by: Time Magazine at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (IqV8l)

87 62 Did she stiff him for the cost of the date also?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (XMCWD)

--I wonder if she quit before the orders even arrived. At least then he could have paid the whole tab but had leftovers to take home.

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

88 I'm just glad this same sentiment doesn't carry over to service at restaurants, customer service anywhere, professional environments, or any other places I've recently been told are public accommodations.

Whew. Imagine if these folks were THAT petty and vindictive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (BgKrI)

Posted by: thrifty as a scot at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (zCyNd)

90 80 She probably ordered the lobster too.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)



I believe that requires a beejer at minimum.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (z/Ubi)

91 67 ace is not ace's real name
Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (k/iKZ)

--His real name is Ace of Clubs

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

92 in any case, i went on one, we went to dinner, and i could tell this was hopeless, even on the level of potential friendship - just nothing possibly in common. but i thought i'd make the best of it, be of good nature and make for humorous conversation, some jokes, funny stories, etc. after dinner we went to the corner, she hailed a cab, got in, turned around and with a scowl said "you try too hard" and slammed the door.

sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)



"Excuse me, what's that ticking sound I hear around you?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (THkTf)

93 Did she not eat or drink anything?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (cGz5Q)

94 "$0 for local ads for tonight's game."

It would be funny to run an ad that showed all your employees standing respectfully and looking at the flag while the anthem played.

Posted by: Chris M at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (6RZos)

95 Ticking sound?

Marisa Tormei and her biological clock are nearby?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (XMCWD)

96 AAACEEE!!!

FREE STUFF!

Barter with Valu-rite!

Arbitrage, baby!

Posted by: an even thriftier scot at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (zCyNd)

97 91 67 ace is not ace's real name
Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (k/iKZ)

--His real name is Ace of Clubs
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)



His brother is Jack.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (z/Ubi)

98 80 She probably ordered the lobster too.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)


If he's lucky. If not, it was the surf'n'turf.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (THkTf)

99 I try not to discuss supporting Trump in a restaurant. I like my food spit free.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (Z4z/q)

100 I'm sure this has happened many many times since the election. Meh....she was polite, he dodged a bullet.





So what's their next non event?

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (Enq6K)


Next Time cover: Your Pets -- Liberals or Trumpians? How to Tell

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (PY9jH)

101 Some call Ace Maurice...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (XMCWD)

102 Pitt is playing UNC.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (60v4h)

103 also don't name your kids allahpundit. just saying

Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (k/iKZ)

104 A 21 yr old prostitute shot this poor guy in the head because he wasn't doing it right.
-------
That's a lot worse than the Shoulder Tap.

Posted by: george costanza at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (mJ8mX)

105 101 Some call Ace Maurice...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (XMCWD)

Pompetus of Spades

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

106 I went on a blind date one time. We were walking into the restaurant and she said her balls itched. I ended the date right there.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (xInes)

107 So . . . free tv ads on the NFL game tonight. Might be time for Lace Wigs to make a comeback.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 08:44 PM (14URa)

108 For your edification and amusement:

https://twitter.com/Super70sSports

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 08:44 PM (qJtVm)

109 Sorry to hear about John Hillerman.
I remember him from Blazing Saddles as well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:44 PM (xJa6I)

110

He's lucky. She probably scrubbed extra hard just in case IYKWIM and knocked off the scabbed over lesions and buboes...

Posted by: Yuck at November 09, 2017 08:44 PM (T/KY7)

111 Pimple puss of love

Posted by: More Reese at November 09, 2017 08:45 PM (IqV8l)

112 When I was doing the PR spokesperson thing in the early 1990s the most biased, unprofessional interview I gave was with Time magazine. They had the hit piece set up and were just looking for a single counter quote to make it look like they were balancing both sides.

Posted by: Keith at November 09, 2017 08:45 PM (USf3s)

113 I hope I'm not the first one to warn other young and idealistic fellows that the woman you meet in church may also back-stab you ethically and fuck around. Some of them have social diseases, too. The well-churched will bear this out.

This is not to say that there aren't particularly bad places to meet women.
Just that there is nothing ordained from Above about churches. Also, you are just as likely to meet collectivist commie bitches there, regardless of which way you yourself think the world-view of the faith leans.

I'm entirely with a couple of old hands here: Question One, was this a "traditional" date, and did she leave him with the bill? To me, that would change everything.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:45 PM (H5rtT)

114 Also, yeah, got a lot of dates that ended because of politics or religion. It's no big deal. I WOULD date Liberal girls, because they have low morals on the average and some are good in bed. Especially the crazy ones.

But I never pursued a relationship with someone who's values were akilter to mine.

....and having said all that...the wife voted for Hilary. So, FML.

Man plans, God laughs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:46 PM (xJa6I)

115 113 I hope I'm not the first one to warn other young and idealistic fellows that the woman you meet in church may also back-stab you ethically and fuck around. Some of them have social diseases, too. The well-churched will bear this out.

Stringer Johnson is right.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

116 ". . .

But not before she let him butt-fuck her while wearing a Nixon mask."

Posted by: The Rest of The Story at November 09, 2017 08:46 PM (dqdMO)

117 116 ". . .

But not before she let him butt-fuck her while wearing a Nixon mask."
Posted by: The Rest of The Story at November 09, 2017 08:46 PM (dqdMO)

And a Hugo Boss uniform.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

118 ''This is not to say that there aren't particularly bad places to meet women.''


Family reunions?

Posted by: J. Foxworthy at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (zCyNd)

119 My grandparents met on a blind date and were married for 50+ years. But they were both sane, sensible people, which helps a lot in keeping a relationship going year after year.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (A/iod)

120 Well, he should stick to dating humans instead of filthy hippies. Much better return on invested time, plus you don't get swampcrotch.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (c1VpD)

121 If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)

122 They are willing to entertain a date with no long-term prospects for a short-term prospect, if you're gettin' what I'm sayin'.

---

I get it!

Posted by: Serious Cat is seriously still a virgin at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (Hnqc1)

123 If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.


Family Reunions.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (60v4h)

124 You know, meeting a chick at a bar isn't a half bad idea. You get a couple of drinks in her and she starts telling you what she really thinks.

Had one that I thought I might be interested in. Three beers later she .would. not. stop. talking. Wasn't even interesting stuff, was the worst part.

Buh-bye. OK as a friend, but that's all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (tRaq7)

125 62
Did she stiff him for the cost of the date also?
=====
The man is supposed to pay, one way or another.
However, if she was gonna dump the guy because of the election, well, the cost of a dinner for 2 would be getting off light.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (wZznc)

126 Funeral home?

Stiffy or Woody?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (XMCWD)

127 Sick Burn!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (7+qdf)

128 121 If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)

I think the movie 'Wedding Crashers' had a similar suggestion

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (xJa6I)

129 It's gaslighting. They're telling Trump-voting men they haven't a chance with the ladyfolk. Best to go SJW because that's where the chicks are.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (6FqZa)

130
Ah yes. The yearly "lefty women punish conservative men by denying them sex" bullshit media story.

The MFM has been breathlessly pulling this old cliche out of their ass for at least 20 years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (eXA4G)

131 121 If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)

Hmmm...grieving, emotionally vulnerable, seeking comfort...you might be on to something here.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

132 >>> But not before she let him butt-fuck her while wearing a Nixon mask.

I wouldn't fuck anyone who was wearing a Nixon mask.

Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY)

133 >>Family Reunions.

Said the guy from Alabama.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

134 My wife, who works in the advertising department of the local NBC
affiliate, informed me that the station is charging $0 for local ads for
tonight's game.



That's right.



Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.



NFL. You have to give it away now.
---

Wow. Just... wow.

That's incredibly bad.

The only time they can't sell ads is at 3am. Not being able to sell an ad in prime time... not good. Not good at all.

Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (aT+Bx)

135

Funeral Crashers

Posted by: Yuck at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (T/KY7)

136 The man is supposed to pay, one way or another.

He pays. And pays. And pays some more. And he keeps on paying.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:50 PM (NWiLs)

137 Ah shit,I was just watching Magnum PI last night and looked up Tony Hillerman on IMDB.RIP Higgy Baby

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 08:50 PM (LiyEm)

138 If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.


Family Reunions.

==

... women's prison

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)

139 >> I wouldn't fuck anyone who was wearing a Nixon
>> mask.

Suck it up buttercup.

Posted by: Pat Nixon at November 09, 2017 08:50 PM (8O3HH)

140 121
If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)

That's where I met the lovely Maude!

Posted by: Harold at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (zCyNd)

141 It's gaslighting. They're telling Trump-voting men they haven't a chance
with the ladyfolk. Best to go SJW because that's where the chicks are.

As we used to say, "I'm only here for the hippie pussy!"

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (O5Q3r)

142 I hope that someday the buffoons at TIME have the scales fall from their eyes and consider what they have done to the magazine. By comparison to its heydey they are like poo flinging apes squatting amidst the ruins of the Forum.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (rPAFk)

143
It's gaslighting. They're telling Trump-voting men they haven't a chance
with the ladyfolk. Best to go SJW because that's where the chicks are.
---

Yeah, because wildly promiscuous, STD infected, tattoo laden, man hating, illegal drug using women are really, REALLY high value.

/yeah, you keep telling yourselves that ladies.

Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (aT+Bx)

144 121 If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)


There actually was one time many years ago when I met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

145 If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.


We've had several engagements and two marriage proposals to date from Buzzion's many funeral services.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (tRaq7)

146 133 >>Family Reunions.

Said the guy from Alabama.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

Love wins?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (xJa6I)

147 How did it even come up he voted for Trump?I would have carefully felt her out on politics and told her what she wanted to hear...

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (LiyEm)

148 But not before she let him butt-fuck her while wearing a Nixon mask.
I wouldn't fuck anyone who was wearing a Nixon mask.
Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY)

Well, after a couple of beers, Sinatra on the jukebox and a Motel 6 close by.......

or the Watergate Hotel. Things happen.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (nUkMr)

149 There's a Catholic singles group in northside Denver that I'm considering. I called them and I got called back by one of them. They seem to be mostly retired widows, 60s on up. They were pleased I'd given my age at mid 40s.

I'm kind of worried now. I'm not interested in going full Roy Moore but I do want 30s-40s.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)

150 "She stopped in her tracks and said, "You know what, Bryan? This has been a lot of fun, but I think we're two completely different people,'" he said. "And she literally got up and left."

---

I like that part, btw. "This has been a LOT of fun" but I can't continue because my religion requires me to accept and maintain very firm preconceived stereotypes about blacks, jews, republicans, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (BgKrI)

151 Honestly, yoga class.

Pick a girl who is into yoga. Your wing wang will thank you for it.

...says a guy much better at giving advice than in following it himself....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (xJa6I)

152 Yeah, because wildly promiscuous, STD infected, tattoo laden, man hating, illegal drug using women are really, REALLY high value.

/yeah, you keep telling yourselves that ladies.
Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (aT+Bx)

Trustworthy, loyal, steady, mature, untattooed, decent men don't have much dating market value either...sad!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

153
Funeral home?

Stiffy or Woody?


Cold Ethyl

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

154 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)

Yeesh, what a stuck-up used tampon. Back in my dating days when a guy tried a little too hard, I'd tell him to just relax and be himself. Strangely, I ended up being somewhat popular after that. I wonder why. /sarc

Then again, I usually ended up laughing at his jokes anyway because I'm easily amused.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (YZ7Go)

155 Terlit Hobo, you could be their Paolo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (qJtVm)

156
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it
would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

Such things happen, to meet at a funeral.
Now, if it had been several funerals....

Posted by: Craigs list at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (zCyNd)

157 We've had several engagements and two marriage proposals to date from Buzzion's many funeral services.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (tRaq7)

Sheesh. He's going to milk that whole death thing forever.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

158 ace, you're too hard on yourself. These have been workmanlike posts. The part of the blogger played with verve, and panache. Nothing lame.

What? Someone mentioned guys factoring in that maybe a lefty chick might be a better "short-term prospect", if you get what I'm sayin'? Status: confirmed. Well, at least years ago. Adams-Morgan, in the 80s, was a hip part of DC (I'm guessing it's now all hip, and/or wildly gentrified, haven't been back in years, nope, not goin').

Can confirm that some young guys then would prioritize parties there, vs. other parts of town, exactly for the, um "short-term prospect" aspect. I can even confirm this proved to be a solid assessment.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

159 This is because lberals are so very tolerant.

And why they often can't get laid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (EZebt)

160 Ah yes. The yearly "lefty women punish conservative men by denying them sex" bullshit media story.

---

Only once a year? Sign me up!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (BgKrI)

161 At last she didn't activate her super girrrrl power, give him a roundhouse kick and break his ribs.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (NbRJx)

162 So she had a good time, but just couldn't go on because the stereotypes and oh what would her friends say and she has opinions dammit and oh it's just too much

He dodged a bullet.

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (WjCgM)

163 101 Some call Ace Maurice...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM


Some call him the Gangster of Shelves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (DMUuz)

164 Terlit Hobo, you could be their Paolo.


Indeed. They are usually independently wealth, and grateful.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (60v4h)

165 Also, enjoy your time off, Ace.

Glad to see this blog every time I turn on the interwebs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (xJa6I)

166 161 At last she didn't activate her super girrrrl power, give him a roundhouse kick and break his ribs.
Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (NbRJx)

She'd have cracked at least seven of them.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

167 118 ''This is not to say that there aren't particularly bad places to meet women.''


Family reunions?
Posted by: J. Foxworthy at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (zCyNd)




Let's not be hasty

Posted by: Cosmo Magazine at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (z/Ubi)

168 I powered through it.

Posted by: Bryan at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (cGz5Q)

169 I went on a blind date one time. We were walking
into the restaurant and she said her balls itched. I ended the date
right there.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (xInes)



Had a Master Chief tell me never date a chick with balls bigger than mine.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (vbvxt)

170
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it
would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

Was she a first-time widow?

Posted by: careful there at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (zCyNd)

171 Indeed. They are usually independently wealth, and grateful.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (60v4h)

Make sure to bring a portable defibrillator and lots of lube.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (qJtVm)

172 170
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it
would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

Was she a first-time widow?

Posted by: careful there at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (zCyNd)

He introduced himself as 'Enery the Eighth

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

173 @64 I'm sure he deserved it, but please note the layers of editorial excellence there that allowed the print version to read that he "preformed oral sex."
Preforming it, that's just wrong on so many levels.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (H5rtT)

174 Well I'm going to finish reading Pournelle's Janissaries which is much like what would happen if you put Drake's Legion on Piper's Lord Kalvan planet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (XMCWD)

175
Had a Master Chief tell me never date a chick with balls bigger than mine.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (vbvxt)

Guessing you didn't ask the Chief how he knew that....

Posted by: silent monkey at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (zCyNd)

176 It's not performing unless you get applause.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (60v4h)

177 I guess SJWs want a Bat Signal of virtue signaling.

Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (eIQHF)

178 ...she wore black...and so did everyone else...

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (QC/4S)

179 I think the movie 'Wedding Crashers' had a similar suggestion
------
The "Bernie" movies!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (mJ8mX)

180 I wouldn't fuck anyone who was wearing a Nixon mask.

Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY)


Hanging curve ball lands on Landsdowne Street!!!

Posted by: The Rest of The Story at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (dqdMO)

181 173 @64 I'm sure he deserved it, but please note the layers of editorial excellence there that allowed the print version to read that he "preformed oral sex."
Preforming it, that's just wrong on so many levels.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (H5rtT)

That's how you get throat cancer.

Posted by: Michael Douglas at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

182 173 @64 I'm sure he deserved it, but please note the layers of editorial excellence there that allowed the print version to read that he "preformed oral sex."
Preforming it, that's just wrong on so many levels.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (H5rtT)

It felt like a performance or an endurance contest for the neck and jaw sometimes. Or so I recall.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (xJa6I)

183 >> "preformed oral sex."

Us preverts preform it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (8O3HH)

184 Anything is possible in Alabama, romance wise.

Human Sacrifice,Cats and Dogs living together, Mass Hysteria!

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (v/pT6)

185 I don't think I'll be telling anyone about the HQ on the first date.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)

186 183 >> "preformed oral sex."

Us preverts preform it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (8O3HH)

Installation is extra.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

187 I am so glad I met my wife in church.
Not on tinder or anyplace else.
Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (w7KSn)

Internet did not exist when I met Mrs. tbodie.

Whew. Dodged that bullet!

Posted by: tbodie at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (AKYZm)

188 174 Well I'm going to finish reading Pournelle's Janissaries which is much like what would happen if you put Drake's Legion on Piper's Lord Kalvan planet.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (XMCWD)

Have fun! I'm on Footfall myself right now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (xJa6I)

189 Is it too late to find a nice Mormon gal who is into anime, gaming, and chainsaw bayonets?

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (wZznc)

190 181
173 @64 I'm sure he deserved it, but please note the layers of editorial
excellence there that allowed the print version to read that he
"preformed oral sex."

Preforming it, that's just wrong on so many levels.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (H5rtT)

Get with the tech, dude.

Posted by: 3-D printer hobbyist at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (zCyNd)

191 Some call him the Gangster of Shelves.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (DMUuz)

---

He's a space cowboy
Bet you weren't ready for that

(It's probably too subtle, but think shelves and added space.)

(It's probably worse that people won't know the song, though.)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (BgKrI)

192 I don't think I'll be telling anyone about the HQ on the first date.

==

just tell them about Ace of Hearts ,I mean Spades !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (QC/4S)

193 189 Is it too late to find a nice Mormon gal who is into anime, gaming, and chainsaw bayonets?
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (wZznc)

Well I hear SLC is a heck of a town during their comic con...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (xJa6I)

194
125 62
Did she stiff him for the cost of the date also?
=====
The man is supposed to pay, one way or another.
However, if she was gonna dump the guy because of the election, well, the cost of a dinner for 2 would be getting off light.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (wZznc)







Uhhh, no. If I ask the lady out, yeah, I'm paying. Always.

If she asks me out, we'll start off going Dutch at least, and if I enjoy myself enough I'll probably pick up the check.

If that makes me an insensitive prick......well, I'm okay with that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (eXA4G)

195 Anything is possible in Alabama, romance wise.

It begs the question, if an Alabama man and woman divorce, are they still cousins?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (60v4h)

196 189 Is it too late to find a nice Mormon gal who is into anime, gaming, and chainsaw bayonets?

==

I think Egg McMuffin us available.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (hMwEB)

197 Guessing you didn't ask the Chief how he knew that....


Posted by: silent monkey at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (zCyNd)



I just kind of took it as a throwaway comment...that I really really didn't want to know anything else about. Of course we were talking about the "girls" at the castle in Naples, so that might have had something to do with it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (vbvxt)

198 ... squatting amidst the ruins of the Forum.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM


Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me. ...

Posted by: Forum reader at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (DMUuz)

199 >> Guessing you didn't ask the Chief how he knew
>> that....

Fat Leonard? Working for those rear admirals who worked with the "Thai SEAL Team"?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (8O3HH)

200 A woman's politics in and of themselves are not a deal killer. The crucial piece is how rational she is.

(One of Jay's outrageous sociobiological conjectures follows.)

Throughout 99% of human history, a woman's survival - not to mention that of her children - depended on social support. There was no way she could survive on her own, what with childbearing and child rearing, which was most of her life.

As a consequence, women became acutely sensitive to social signals, and avid in seeking social approval. From an evolutionary/sociobiological perspective, that was for uncounted eons literally a matter of life and death.

In contemporary society, social approval requires liberal views, owing to the contamination of our media, academia, and society generally. But if the woman is rational, she can be moved out of that, through rational disputation, and come to understand that she can leave the liberal reservation and still be safe and provided for, by the right man.

I denounce myself, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (THkTf)

201 Just think, poor young guy will now be denied all the NPR-level insights and WaPo-level information she could have shared during pillow talk. Not that guys would ever humor an airhead woman in any way to maximize, um, short-term results, if you get what I'm sayin'. Or maybe they would.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (QDnY+)

202 You know, this has been a lot of fun, but you just aren't attractive enough or rich enough to make me forget my puddle-deep political posture of the moment. So I'll just convince myself I've done something more meaningful than having wasted an hour of my life.

Posted by: chick brain at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (BsGS1)

203 147 How did it even come up he voted for Trump?I would have carefully felt her out on politics and told her what she wanted to hear...

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (LiyEm)


Yeah, he could of just said, "Meh...I didn't vote...". And just leave off "for Hillary".

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (Enq6K)

204 if an Alabama man and woman divorce, are they still cousins?

Apparently uncle - niece is where it's at down there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (6FqZa)

205 It begs the question, if an Alabama man and woman divorce, are they still cousins?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (60v4h)

Ummmmmmmm.......Yes!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (nUkMr)

206 Her values prevent her from dating conservatives but the fact SJW men lack testes could also prove a challenge.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (nBr1j)

207 Heraclius and Martina would approve

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (6FqZa)

208 Actually, the Anti Trump stuff invaded the online dating world well over a year ago...

Its the arrogant belief that ONE thing defines your entire personality and moral character.

And these are the same women who complain that they can't seem to find a REAL Man...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (NgKpN)

209 Pick a girl who is into yoga.
DANGER HIPPIE

There is one Hell of a difference between "being into yoga" and actually doing that shit. You only see the "after" pics in the movies and all.

Lot of prolapsed bovines in yoga. Be careful, same as anywhere.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (H5rtT)

210 Posted by: chick brain at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (BsGS1)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (NWiLs)

211 202 accurate

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (hMwEB)

212 Well I'm going to finish reading Pournelle's Janissaries which is much like what would happen if you put Drake's Legion on Piper's Lord Kalvan planet.
------
My favourites.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 09:04 PM (mJ8mX)

213 203 147 How did it even come up he voted for Trump?I would have carefully felt her out on politics and told her what she wanted to hear...

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (LiyEm)


Yeah, he could of just said, "Meh...I didn't vote...". And just leave off "for Hillary".
Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (Enq6K)



Why? If this is a deal breaker, the sooner you find out, the better. I say again: bad news early is good news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:04 PM (THkTf)

214 I can't believe it's only a little after 9:00PM. It feels like it's midnight. Going back to standard time has really thrown me off.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

215 I don't think I'll be telling anyone about the HQ on the first date.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)


I gave Mrs Hades the addy to my blog. I figured it would either drive her away screaming or let her know what she was getting in to. She's still here, so it must have worked out.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (vbvxt)

216 209 Pick a girl who is into yoga.
DANGER HIPPIE

There is one Hell of a difference between "being into yoga" and actually doing that shit. You only see the "after" pics in the movies and all.

Lot of prolapsed bovines in yoga. Be careful, same as anywhere.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (H5rtT)

Well yeah, that's why you're in the yoga class. I'm not saying just pick blindly.

But a woman who performs yoga several times a week, if she's sane, is a keeper.

The sane part might be hard, admittedly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (xJa6I)

217 206 Her values prevent her from dating conservatives but the fact SJW men lack testes could also prove a challenge.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (nBr1j)



Meow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (THkTf)

218 Tell me more about health insurance you hot, hot chocolate boy
*swoon*

Posted by: chick brain, never at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (BsGS1)

219 191 Some call him the Gangster of Shelves.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (DMUuz)

---

He's a space cowboy
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM


Hadn't heard that for ages, and then it was on the radio this morning. Small world!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (DMUuz)

220 She'd rather be cornered by a liberal that wants to whip it out and masturbate over a conservative who would treat her right.

Posted by: Cosmo Magazine at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)

221
There's hot yoga. Then there's nekkid yoga. And then hot, nekkid yoga.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

222 Himmicane Trump con tinues:

http://dystopiausa.com/storm-week-5-tempest-hillarys-teapot-dome/

--I need to crack those JFK files. Should be good toilet reading.

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)

223 /creepy magazine sock.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (z/Ubi)

224 Posted by: chick brain at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (BsGS1)

Owww.

On the bright side, this guy can do better.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (6FqZa)

225 Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (QDnY+)

Hopefully some day she will hear, "bring me a sammich Sugar-Tits"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (ZTRlp)

226 214 I can't believe it's only a little after 9:00PM. It feels like it's midnight. Going back to standard time has really thrown me off.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (NWiLs)


Still, I prefer waking up after sunrise rather than before.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

227 I'm gonna sound old now (because I am).
If I were a young man today I would be in a world of pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.
How you even get thru TSa with all that crapola?

Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (w7KSn)

228 221
There's hot yoga. Then there's nekkid yoga. And then hot, nekkid yoga.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

That's only a plus if you're the only dude in there. Otherwise you end up with downward dog man-ass in your face.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

229 There is one Hell of a difference between "being into yoga" and actually doing that shit. You only see the "after" pics in the movies and all.


There's yoga and then there's yoga.

There's all the mystical shit that requires corpses to float down the local rivers while you howl at the moon, and then there's stretching routines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (THkTf)

230 There's hot yoga. Then there's nekkid yoga. And then hot, nekkid yoga.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
It's important to document that and send the pictures to Mark Zuckerberg. For your own protection.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (14URa)

231 Funny that Time tries to turn this into a stand of principle that all the Left can share.

Talk about virtue signalling vicariously.

And it never occurs to them that the Trump voter walked away thanking his lucky stars...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

232 Why? If this is a deal breaker, the sooner you find out, the better. I say again: bad news early is good news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:04 PM (THkTf)


I was just kidding. Yeah, he should consider himself lucky.

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (Enq6K)

233 One for The Horde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5FWvV0Mqz4

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (THkTf)

234 If I were a young man today I would be in a world of pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.

Like poking a porcupine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (60v4h)

235 homeboy dodged a bullet when she picked up sticks...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (P8FeH)

236 121 If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)
---------------------------------------------
Yeah, but if you murder your wife, don't ---I repeat, DON'T--- hit on chicks at the funeral. For some reason this makes cops suspicious.

I learned that from the ID channel.

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (0jtPF)

237 >> But a woman who performs yoga several times

Flexibility, dear Watson, and the stamina to hold, uh, "odd positions" for long periods.

When you've go a gal who can cross her ankles behind her neck without blinking, well you've hit the mother lode.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

238 When you've go a gal who can cross her ankles behind her neck without blinking, well you've hit the mother lode.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

Of Paolo's sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

239 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (vbvxt)

I hear a convertible neutralizes many a shortcoming

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:09 PM (ZTRlp)

240 If I were a young man today I would be in a world of pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.
How you even get thru TSa with all that crapola?
Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (w7KSn)


Preach it, my brother.

Hell, I have trouble getting through TSA just from the plate holding my ankle together. (Play sports, they're good for you!)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (THkTf)

241 Well, since he was a Trump voter, that makes him smarter than her, obviously.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (v/pT6)

242 Uh, regarding that Daily Mail article . .

So he hires a professional girl. I'm speaking out of ignorance, but I don't think he's obligated to be . . Uh . . . doing what he was apparently not doing well.

Ok, she's the pro. "Hey, have you considered . . " seems less difficult to express than Blam Blam.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (JyFLk)

243 Hadn't heard that for ages, and then it was on the radio this morning. Small world!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (DMUuz)

---

Wow. I don't think I've ever heard Space Cowboy on the radio. That's pretty neat.

For anyone who has never heard it (probably my favorite song by them):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcTJZLxhFU

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (BgKrI)

244 Otherwise you end up with downward dog man-ass in your face.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM


Dude! You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: El Sheparino at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (DMUuz)

245 I'm only kidding I voted for ISIS.

Posted by: Bryan at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (BsGS1)

246 Does anyone know what school that girl goes to?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (GsAUU)

247 How you even get thru TSa with all that crapola?

==

titanium

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (QC/4S)

248 >> Otherwise you end up with downward dog man-ass
>> in your face.

Heh.

You know, my mind doesn't even consider the idea of men doing yoga. I mean, damn, that's nasty.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (8O3HH)

249 He should have asked for a hand job.

Posted by: Bob at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (XWfIj)

250
Rickl--I am sending prayers your way and every best wish.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (TdMsT)

251 214 I can't believe it's only a little after 9:00PM. It feels like it's midnight. Going back to standard time has really thrown me off.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (NWiLs)


You, me, my dogs....

A little while ago, I was thinking it had to be like 9, 9:30. Looked at the clock...7:45.

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (Enq6K)

252 Why are all the good men taken?

Posted by: Liberal "Principles" Chick, Cat Lady Applicant at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (tbOMB)

253 Surprisingly active supervolcanos have been documented in Italy, North Korea and, now, Antarctica after scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) have found new evidence to support a theory that the breakup of Antarctic ice may be caused in part by a massive geothermal heat source, with output close to the scale of Yellowstone National Park.


Great. We have caused so much global warming that have the rocks under Antarctica have become molten and are melting the ice sheets faster than predicted. Within 10 years we may see as much as 1000 feet of sea level rise which might possibly mean water as far inland as Kansas!!!11!133!#!.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (BoMuO)

254 The mag what once had Whittaker Chambers writing for it, reduced to sub-Buzzfeed lifestyle clickbait.

Sad.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:12 PM (fA1SL)

255 221


There's hot yoga. Then there's nekkid yoga. And then hot, nekkid yoga.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

I am interested in this new goat yoga trend.

Posted by: diversity immigrant at November 09, 2017 09:12 PM (zCyNd)

256 Was it my politics or the suppurating herpes sore?

Posted by: Bryan at November 09, 2017 09:12 PM (BsGS1)

257 Why are all the good men taken?


Some bad men are taken, just ask my wife.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 09:12 PM (BoMuO)

258 SOMETHING SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID AGAIN DONALD DRUMPF LOVER!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (4ErVI)

259 247 How you even get thru TSA with all that crapola?

==

titanium
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (QC/4S)


No dice. The scanners detect induction, so any metal will do.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (THkTf)

260 Heh.

You know, my mind doesn't even consider the idea of men doing yoga. I mean, damn, that's nasty.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (8O3HH)

--Trailer Park Boys, Season 9.

Randy.

Hilarious but requires eye bleach.

Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (GsAUU)

261 170
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
*********
She wasnt in the casket, right?

Posted by: a lurker at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (3g9Il)

262 Just a few feet down the Earth is millions of degrees.

Posted by: Al Gore at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (60v4h)

263 If I were a young man today I would be in a world of
pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts,
nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.

How you even get thru TSa with all that crapola?

Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (w7KSn)


If I were a young man today I'd seriously consider monkhood.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (vbvxt)

264 And I am sure she left him with the tab...

Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (eycVf)

265 No dice. The scanners detect induction, so any metal will do.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (THkTf)

How do you know??

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (QC/4S)

266 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (THkTf)

My fake errr I mean my bionic knee sets every fucking metal detector off

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (ZTRlp)

267 I was pretty surprised Space Cowboy wasn't in either Guardians of the Galaxy movie, too. Or maybe I just didn't hear it if it was. Seems like I'd remember, though. Custom made for that series.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (BgKrI)

268 252
Why are all the good men taken?

Posted by: Liberal "Principles" Chick, Cat Lady Applicant at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (tbOMB)

I'm available, but sorry baby, I just don't swing that way.

Posted by: Bath house Barry O at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (zCyNd)

269 >>> I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.

Go with a 14 year old! Roy Moore was a pioneer!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (RrhD2)

270 So this Louis whoever guy I don't know has already lost some gigs, movie premiere postponed, I think. Saw it somewhere. So sad.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (QDnY+)

271 I gave Mrs Hades the addy to my blog. I figured it
would either drive her away screaming or let her know what she was
getting in to. She's still here, so it must have worked out.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (vbvxt)
---
we read it together, and laugh.

Posted by: Paolo at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (P8FeH)

272 She wasnt in the casket, right?


Not much of a talker.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (60v4h)

273 Oh and you're no Carrie Underwood!

Posted by: Bryan at November 09, 2017 09:15 PM (BsGS1)

274 261 170
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
*********
She wasnt in the casket, right?
Posted by: a lurker at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (3g9Il)/i]


No. She was the one wearing handcuffs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:15 PM (THkTf)

275 Sock off.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 09, 2017 09:15 PM (Hnqc1)

276 Then there's Rage Yoga, which is a real thing. It is said to be as zen as fuck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:15 PM (nBr1j)

277 Somewhat related: I have a single neighbor, he's around 60 and kind of lonely. He voted for Trump. Then he met a woman who I guess he thinks is gonna eventually give up the poon but she was/is big time anti trump. Now he is as well. I understand lying to her but he now tells me he wishes he hadn't have voted for him. Dude, I'm not gonna be giving you a handy, why are you telling me that?

Posted by: kahall at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (b4kc7)

278 No dice. The scanners detect induction, so any metal will do.



Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (THkTf)


Aha, the wise one understands inductive logic.....

Posted by: Master of the Temple at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (zCyNd)

279 But if you were a young person today, would think it was as weird/tacky/gross as us oldies do?

How many of you geezers had long hair in your youth?

I didn't like the hippie look, even as a kid, but alotta women did.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (irQk/)

280

==

titanium
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (QC/4S)

No dice. The scanners detect induction, so any metal will do.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (THkTf)

So this is why I get molested when I fly and don't get the pre check?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (Ri/rl)

281 276. Used by Buddhist monks before they went into battle.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (fA1SL)

282 Go with a 14 year old! Roy Moore was a pioneer!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (RrhD2)

Learned everything he knows from me.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

283 How many of you geezers had long hair in your youth?


Jesus would have been proud to sport my locks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (60v4h)

284 My fake errr I mean my bionic knee sets every fucking metal detector off
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (ZTRlp)


I've got a plate holding together an ankle, and an implant replacing a joint trashed by a broken bone in the same foot, so I often light up TSA scanners.

I say again: play sports, they're good for you!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (THkTf)

285 I once went out with a woman and we just didn't hit it off. So we both were polite to each other, finished the date, said goodbye and NEVER WENT OUT AGAIN!!

SO THERE!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (tr2D7)

286 Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (QDnY+)

Oh surely you remember this piece of work... he's the one who went on Howard Stern, talking about how Sarah Palin had her f*cking retard baby out of her c*nt or some such thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (irQk/)

287 >> Ok, she's the pro. "Hey, have you considered . . "
>> seems less difficult to express than Blam Blam.

Well, note she stole his wallet and racked up $12K on his credit cards. So I'm suspecting she was an honest professional......

I mean a real pro would've offered to call one of her fellow pros over to demonstrate to the poor guy how to do it right. And make sure he got the hang of it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (8O3HH)

288 Since someone brought up lysenkoism, er, "climate science", the DHS nominee didn't exactly shine in one of her hearings. Asked by some Dem dimwit about this ludicrous climate crap, she was deferential. No need - the idiot's not voting for you anyway, sugar.

It's so completely off-topic, just deflect, with snarky comments about "science" being corrupted to further authoritarian goals, and theft.

Coulter's in a snit about this nominee for on-topic reasons (immigration), but dunno if that's justified, or just Coulter. Kinda hard to believe the DHS sec. will be allowed to stray from Trump's clear and desperately needed agenda there.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (QDnY+)

289 Jesus would have been proud to sport my locks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (60v4h)


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (irQk/)

290 Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (tr2D7)

Types
Deletes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (ZTRlp)

291 i had long hair from when i went to college until i went to the Army.

you outgrow things.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (P8FeH)

292 Now, maybe the guy would have continued the date, but then, guys don't just go on dates for long-term prospects. They are willing to entertain a date with no long-term prospects for a short-term prospect, if you're gettin' what I'm sayin'.




You know what this tells you about modern day feminists / tired worn 20 year old scolds? No fucking imagination. Some serious Trump hater would have waited until she was balls deep in the middle of a blow and stopped to make her this is not going to work Trump speech and let the guy work out what do on his own.

Similarly, guys would put up with the same yammering hillary love Trump hate all night until he was in the middle of loving her good. When, in a variation of the rodeo fuck, is where he would let her know that he has been humoring her all evening until he got to this moment to let her know he voted for Trump, he loved it, he was going to do it again, he would do it a third time if he could, even more voting for Trump was more exciting that fucking her. He then holds on for the ride.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (vuY5x)

293 News flash: Man uses pick up line at bar and is shot down. Camera trucks are in route.

Posted by: Neal Marks, American Newsperson at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (hUqh+)

294 I didn't like the hippie look, even as a kid, but alotta women did.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (irQk/)
============================

I did. Tall and lanky with long hair waving in the breeze. Little butt inside a pair of Levis. Oh my.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (lwiT4)

295 Well I'm going to finish reading Pournelle's Janissaries which is much like what would happen if you put Drake's Legion on Piper's Lord Kalvan planet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (XMCWD)


Anna, I believe that was the goal. Pournelle was planning on writing more in the Sword Worlds universe but got distracted by writing really lucrative books.

As it was, the Moties and King David were also supposed to be based loosely around the Terran Federation

Its my Friday night. I think I'll drink to Jerry.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (X/yv5)

296 I say again: play sports, they're good for you!


When Boy928 was young, I was encouraging him to play football. Mrs928 asked me 'Why do all you guys want your sons to play football, and every one of you limps?'

It was a good question.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (60v4h)

297 publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

Back when I used to run 10K every other day at Naval Base, Norfolk, a yoga class met in the gym. In heavy rain I'd run a few laps in the gym.

The yoga class had my full attention. And I hadn't been at sea for a whole 8 months.

I joined in. For two times. The scenery was fantastic, but I had no joint flexibility. It was agony for me to try some of that stuff. At least I wasn't near the marines sweating in the very back, getting yelled at by the very attractive and bendy yoga instructor.

So I tip my hat to those that try yoga. Not going to criticize them. I can't do it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (hyuyC)

298 and yet a majority of white wimminz voted for poosey grabbin' trump over open borders surrendercrat...so I really don't get the point of the article except that democrat women are mentally ill

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (RDd1I)

299 I read this and I flashback to Gravity Falls, when Gruncle Stan decides to bail on his date. He stands up, throws down his napkin, and shouts 'Non-specific excuse! ' before running out the door.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (fA1SL)

300 your youth?

I didn't like the hippie look, even as a kid, but alotta women did.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (irQk/)

Gotta admit I thought the chick from Mod Squad was hot.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (nBr1j)

301 Ask me how I know.
--------
Recently gold-plated balls???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (mJ8mX)

302 I could only DREAM of an unsuccessful date! Why, here in sexual Lancashire.....

Posted by: half the comments here at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (zCyNd)

303 Little butt inside a pair of Levis. Oh my.

Commando.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (60v4h)

304 149 There's a Catholic singles group in northside Denver that I'm considering. I called them and I got called back by one of them. They seem to be mostly retired widows, 60s on up. They were pleased I'd given my age at mid 40s.

I'm kind of worried now. I'm not interested in going full Roy Moore but I do want 30s-40s.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)

They have daughters and granddaughters and nieces. And they love to cook for young men. Go.

Posted by: Miss Sippi at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (ojKKv)

305 Then there's Rage Yoga,

==

and then there is Rave Yoga...

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)

306 Jesus would have been proud to sport my locks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (60v4h)


Same here. Beard too. Both went the way of bell bottoms.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (THkTf)

307 She's so perfectly hot you can tell from afar she's the top.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xcqvru

Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2017 09:21 PM (hN5g8)

308 Mister Brexit Nigel Farage is set up on a date with a journalist remainer (birm)

https://youtu.be/fxDLuQxS1Ok

Should I have been born a politician, I should like to be the one always photographed laughing, smiling, or a large beer in my hand.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2017 09:21 PM (rnAwa)

309 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (vuY5x)

That seems like a lot of work, just promise not to come in her mouth and then forget the promise

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:21 PM (ZTRlp)

310 Further evidence for an inverse Idiocracy theory.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (hUqh+)

311 277 .....I have a single neighbor, he's around 60 and kind of lonely. He voted for Trump. Then he met a woman who I guess he thinks is gonna eventually give up the poon but she was/is big time anti trump. Now he is as well....
Posted by: kahall at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (b4kc7)
------------------------------------
I have seen this happen so many times with men that I've lost count.
It's not just for Colin Kaepernick!

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (0jtPF)

312 How many of you geezers had long hair in your youth?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM


Point of Order! With the exception of Vic, we are all 29 or under, are we not?

You have to be >= 30 for geezer status.

Posted by: His Shepness at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (DMUuz)

313 well, the media is shocked at when gop males date women consensually, I guess the left doesn't undestand it.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (RDd1I)

314 Nope, Tammy, couldn't pick him out of a line-up. But that's typical. In my cave far up in the Zagros Mountains, I am well insulated from what passes for pop culture, and "news", in the US. As I noted this morning here, comedy's been dead for some time, far as I can tell. Now the entire premise of almost all "humor" is stupid, wildly misinformed or ignorant assumptions about things in the "news". Dumbed-down society,dumbed-down humor.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:23 PM (QDnY+)

315 When I clicked on the story, I was offered four free issues of Time.

I declined. This particular not news item probably has happened hundreds of times across the country during the last year.

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 09, 2017 09:23 PM (LtLhF)

316 I'm kind of worried now. I'm not interested in going full Roy Moore but I do want 30s-40s.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)


Measured according to the parameters of your planet or mine?

Posted by: Cher at November 09, 2017 09:23 PM (zCyNd)

317 How many of you geezers had long hair in your youth?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM

Up until HS my hair was waist-length
too poor to get haircuts

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (hMwEB)

318 I had shoulder length hair, parted in the middle, framing my chubby cheeks.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (nBr1j)

319 well, the media is shocked at when gop males date women consensually, I guess the left doesn't undestand it.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November



Well, there is no force or even threat of force, but there may be an ultimatum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (vuY5x)

320 I didn't like the hippie look, even as a kid, but alotta women did.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (irQk/)

The hippie chick look was fine, long straight hair parted in the middle. The hippie guys I didn't think was attractive.
The longer haired surfer guys I liked. Not Jesus long hair. More 70's surfer look.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (Ri/rl)

321 I did. Tall and lanky with long hair waving in the breeze. Little butt inside a pair of Levis. Oh my.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (lwiT4)


LOL! IIRC, remember you kinda like blondes, too?

I can't do lanky. I don't mind long hair per se, but don't like the overall hippy scraggly look.

I never notice butts, either; I tend to be drawn in by hands and biceps.

And broad shoulders.

And manly work being done by broad shouldered, big bicepped manly men.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (irQk/)

322 296 I say again: play sports, they're good for you!


When Boy928 was young, I was encouraging him to play football. Mrs928 asked me 'Why do all you guys want your sons to play football, and every one of you limps?'

It was a good question.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (60v4h)



Yeah, there is that. I've played a lot of sports, and broken half a dozen bones. Realistically, if you play enough sports long enough, sooner or later you'll be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

OTOH, I'm still active, even if a number of OEM parts have been replaced, unlike people who sat on their asses all this time and ate Doritos.

So on balance, yeah, play sports. And enjoy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (THkTf)

323 Older ladies ROCK, and not just in chairs!

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (v/pT6)

324 How many of you geezers had long hair in your youth?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

I have long hair in my oldth.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (H5rtT)

325 I had shoulder length hair, parted in the middle
============================



Shoulder length hair parted in the middle is the best kind of hair there is.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (lwiT4)

326 rhomboid at November




When are you going to give this Rhombo guy his ID back?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (vuY5x)

327 I realize they print these stories because they think it makes Trump and his supporters look bad but in reality, it just makes liberals look like flaming assholes. It's like the screeching fest they had a few days ago and all the stories about how libs are having to up their therapist visits...it just confirms what a bunch of nutcases they are.

I don't get it. Why would you advertise being a crazy asshole?

Posted by: tinkerbella at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (t8GEa)

328 305 Then there's Rage Yoga,

==

and then there is Rave Yoga...
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)

The glow sticks are a tad distracting.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (NWiLs)

329 And broad shoulders.

And manly work being done by broad shouldered, big bicepped manly men.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (irQk/)
----
Newsletter?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (qJtVm)

330 Id do the dame if I found out a blind date was a lib.

Still don't understand how a good friend of mine is married to on MSNBC watching Ultra lib while he's an NRA member and enthusiastic MAGA man. It boggles my mind.

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (7nMpi)

331 ...but i thought i'd make the best of it, be of good nature and make for humorous conversation, some jokes, funny stories, etc. after dinner we went to the corner, she hailed a cab, got in, turned around and with a scowl said "you try too hard" and slammed the door.

sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM


I'm sorry. That just sucks. If I'd known her, and she'd told me this story, I would have said:
"Suck it up, you stupid embarrassment to y-chromos everywhere; next time just tell him, "Nice to meet you, thanks for dinner", get in the cab, drive away.
Then you may simply ignore any further contact, like a normal person."

Posted by: Shopgirl: Wearing her 2015 WS t-shirt at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (3w06M)

332 Who the hell told a reporter?

Feature stories are fun to read, but I just can't imagine having the attitude that everybody should know about my achievement. Takes more ego than I have.

(And yes, I do use Facebook, but nearly all of those friends are people I know/have known in real life.)

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (VQjk/)

333 Up until HS my hair was waist-length

too poor to get haircuts

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (hMwEB)

The poors. Huh.

Posted by: Sinead O'Balder at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (zCyNd)

334 328. Meh....anything to take your mind off the dehydration and tooth-grinding.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

335 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (Ri/rl)

I remember my cousins with their long straight hair, parted down the middle.Some of them ironed it on an ironing board!

I came of age during the whole feathers and wings scene. Farrah Fawcet and Jaclyn Smith!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (irQk/)

336 LOL! IIRC, remember you kinda like blondes, too?
====================================


Yeah. Blondes. Dirty blondes. Wheat. Tow. Skandi.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (lwiT4)

337 I once went out with a woman and we just didn't hit it off. So we both were polite to each other, finished the date, said goodbye and NEVER WENT OUT AGAIN!!

SO THERE!!
Posted by: Tonypete


AY! CARUMBA !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Mass Hysteria Critic ... at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (AoK0a)

338 I feel your pain Insomniac. It's even worse when we Spring forward. I'm a mess for at least a month.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (CNHr1)

339 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (qJtVm)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (irQk/)

340 323 Older ladies ROCK, and not just in chairs!
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (v/pT6)

No shit! I keep telling that to Abdul and the goat fuckers but they don't believe me

Who needs 72 virgins when you can have a dame who knows what's she is doing?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (ZTRlp)

341 Hippies don't do squats. I mean, I'm not going to try to sell the aesthetics of Mark Rippetoe ... but the ladies effed up when they didn't tame a Teddy Roosevelt bull.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (rnAwa)

342 328
305 Then there's Rage Yoga,



==



and then there is Rave Yoga...

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)



The glow sticks are a tad distracting.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (NWiLs)

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Fireflies, nature's mating cycle interrupted at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

343 I have long hair. It's all natural color, too. I used to color and keep it short, but decided to forego the maintenance.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (v/pT6)

344 I have seen this happen so many times with men that I've lost count.
It's not just for Colin Kaepernick!


Talk about being pu**ywhipped.

That there's one desperate dude with no pride.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (tRaq7)

345 Posted by: His Shepness at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (DMUuz)

Ha, so true!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:29 PM (irQk/)

346 Still don't understand how a good friend of mine is married to on MSNBC watching Ultra lib while he's an NRA member and enthusiastic MAGA man. It boggles my mind.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (7nMpi)



A buddy I've known for many decades is married to a sweet but retarded liberal woman who buys into every effing liberal meme ever. How he does it I'll never know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:29 PM (THkTf)

347 Yea, grammie, you can't resist those dirty Scandi types!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:29 PM (irQk/)

348 well, anything to avoid talking about the hollywood pedo rings and progressives going postal all up in this bitch

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:30 PM (RDd1I)

349 AY! CARUMBA !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Mass Hysteria Critic ... at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (AoK0a)

Caramba. Not Carumba, caramba.

Posted by: critic Adriane's spelling critic at November 09, 2017 09:30 PM (zCyNd)

350 @346, maybe the sex is awesome?

Posted by: The Inexplicable Zombie Flip 'Geraldine' Wilson at November 09, 2017 09:30 PM (wuzxW)

351 so pedo rings, are those like mood rings?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (vuY5x)

352 No shit! I keep telling that to Abdul and the goat fuckers but they don't believe me

Who needs 72 virgins when you can have a dame who knows what's she is doing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (ZTRlp)

That many mouths to feed would bankrupt a fellow.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (v/pT6)

353 Yea, grammie, you can't resist those dirty Scandi types!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:29 PM (irQk/)
===================================

I know. I fall for guys who sorta look like the cover of Emerson Lake and Palmer's Trilogy.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (lwiT4)

354 my bro is fairly progressive but didn't vote and some tinder bish was all up in his grill about voting for the cunt. It's a prepared speech women of a certain age have been practicing for about a year now. Completely canned.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (RDd1I)

355 Yoga classes have potential, depending. I'm under guard when I go, so, only careful gawking. Actually sort of disappointed in the talent, since coastal SoCal. There are two regulars at one class who take the sting out of it. And those who think of it as something weird, or communist - nah, just stretching, balance, and strength, all good stuff.

And ass-kicking difficult, depending. I ignore the whatever-ic breathing and the eyes-closed and the being-present crap, and skip the "namaste" stuff at the end. It's just good stretching - I should do it every g-d day, good for injury prevention.

Sadly, as can be determined from various bits of evidence, there is a strong attraction for the coastal clueless. But that's to be expected, since coastal SoCal. But there should be more hard-bodies.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (QDnY+)

356 350 @346, maybe the sex is awesome?
Posted by: The Inexplicable Zombie Flip 'Geraldine' Wilson at November 09, 2017 09:30 PM (wuzxW)


I doubt it. At this age, it'd be lucky to be extant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:32 PM (THkTf)

357 So Time gives good men some useful advice. Before bothering to arrange the date ... tell her ...

"I voted for Trump to perhaps bring American greatness back, and feel Hillary is one of the most corrupt politicians in our history. Is that going to be a problem for you?"

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (/aIFg)

358 An old friend of mine is a Yoga instructor. She's a flake.

I think it goes with the territory.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (v/pT6)

359 I know. I fall for guys who sorta look like the cover of Emerson Lake and Palmer's Trilogy.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November




so guys with walkers?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (vuY5x)

360
234 If I were a young man today I would be in a world of pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.

Like poking a porcupine.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (60v4h)







I'm envisioning a parking garage exit.

With the sign that says DO NOT BACK UP

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (eXA4G)

361 357 So Time gives good men some useful advice. Before bothering to arrange the date ... tell her ...

"I voted for Trump to perhaps bring American greatness back, and feel Hillary is one of the most corrupt politicians in our history. Is that going to be a problem for you?"

++++++

that's a funny meatballm very nice

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (RDd1I)

362 I'm envisioning a parking garage exit.

With the sign that says DO NOT BACK UP
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (eXA4G)

That made me laugh.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (v/pT6)

363 I remember my cousins with their long straight hair, parted down the middle.Some of them ironed it on an ironing board!

I came of age during the whole feathers and wings scene. Farrah Fawcet and Jaclyn Smith!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (irQk/)

-----------

I always loved that look, and the Mrs. rocks Farrah like locks. It warms my cold, empty, heart shaped cavity that this look seems to be coming back.

Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (8adxB)

364 I came of age during the whole feathers and wings scene. Farrah Fawcet and Jaclyn Smith!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (

I had the Farrah hair in starting in about sixth grade. My older sister had the long straight hair parted in the middle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (Ri/rl)

365 Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (lwiT4)

Too funny!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (irQk/)

366 If anyone asks, just tell them that you voted for the candidate who was not under investigation by the FBI.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:35 PM (v/pT6)

367 You know what works better?

Donald ends date abruptly after the man finds out she voted for Trump.

And any permutation thereof. Try it.

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:35 PM (azcrj)

368 354 my bro is fairly progressive but didn't vote and some tinder bish was all up in his grill about voting for the cunt. It's a prepared speech women of a certain age have been practicing for about a year now. Completely canned.
Posted by: W



OK, time for another of Jay's outrageous conjectures.

I suspect that a lot of women secretly want to be led by their man, and sometimes adopt an outrageous behavior to see if he's up to the task. Yeah, it's an old-fashioned meme from, e.g., John Wayne movies, but I think there's some validity to it.

OK, flame away.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:35 PM (THkTf)

369 so guys with walkers?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (vuY5x)
================

Well, two of them are dead. I can't remember which one is left. I don't know what kind of shape he's in, but I feel bad for him that the other two are gone. Too soon.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (lwiT4)

370 368. It's a common gambit. The shit-test, it's called.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (fA1SL)

371 344
I have seen this happen so many times with men that I've lost count.

It's not just for Colin Kaepernick!



Talk about being pu**ywhipped.



That there's one desperate dude with no pride.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (tRaq7)


It's not you babe-it's just the NFL and that lying bastard Kaepernick!

Posted by: Gumpy and Pokey at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (zCyNd)

372 Friends of mine set me up on a blind date with a vegetarian, I ordered med rare lamb chops as a polite way to say good bye

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (xs1CA)

373 I don't know why a lot of young women seem to need "causes"
Was I like that? I don't think so.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (hMwEB)

374 234 If I were a young man today I would be in a world of pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.

Like poking a porcupine.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (60v4h)


View it as a warning: "stay away, I've got my head up my ass."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (THkTf)

375 I have poodle hair. I hate all of you.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (CNHr1)

376 375 I have poodle hair. I hate all of you.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (CNHr1)

We didnt give you the poodle.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

377 To be followed by the story about the very sexist asshole who dumped the stinky hippie chick after he found out she supported Bernie or take your pick Killery....

Posted by: DJ at November 09, 2017 09:37 PM (rEoTo)

378 Fuck yoga! pussies!

Posted by: Joseph Pilates at November 09, 2017 09:38 PM (XWfIj)

379 Carl Palmer is still touring with his band. And still plays very well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:38 PM (tRaq7)

380 370 368. It's a common gambit. The shit-test, it's called.
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (fA1SL)


Good point.

Put conversely, how many women want a man who will jump through hoops, sit up, play dead, and roll over when she commands it?

I'm guessing not very many. Why? Back to sociobiology: because a man that weak is going to be useless in protecting her and her children.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:38 PM (THkTf)

381 Make
America
Gestate
Again

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (fA1SL)

382
You know, I was reading a "tales of the ER" type of them about the hazards of this body piercing stuff.

IIRC, it was a tongue stud got caught in a "nether" ring of some sort.

Just imagine that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (8O3HH)

383 OK, flame away.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Piper blush

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (xs1CA)

384 Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:37 PM (NWiLs)


I know.. but I always envied the girls with pretty long straight hair. Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)

385 How about "I'm still staggered that a stupid, sociopathic criminal like Hillary, with a trail of disastrous failure, could be nominated, much less get millions of votes for president." Ought to weed out any questionable cases.

Thinking that if any of my wonderful yet dim relatives dare to speak their stupidity at upcoming holiday events, I'll try that on them. They're lulled by decades of deflection and restraint and politeness on my part. Would be quite the bolt from the blue.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (QDnY+)

386 Friends of mine set me up on a blind date with a vegetarian, I ordered med rare lamb chops as a polite way to say good bye

==

meat tartare

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (QC/4S)

387 Emerson and Lake are dead. They both died in 2016. Carl Palmer is still living. They were an amazing group.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (lwiT4)

388 341 Hippies don't do squats. I mean, I'm not going to try to sell the aesthetics of Mark Rippetoe ... but the ladies effed up when they didn't tame a Teddy Roosevelt bull.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (rnAwa)

Wha . . .

Posted by: The Inexplicable Zombie Flip 'Geraldine' Wilson at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (wuzxW)

389 377 wasn't there an article in some stupid online magazine where the lefty writer said "help, I can't stop sleeping with right wing men" or something?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (hMwEB)

390
So the moral of the story is to pretend to be a lib, bone her, and then say nah, I voted for Trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (r+sAi)

391 I had the Farrah hair in starting in about sixth grade. My older sister had the long straight hair parted in the middle.



Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (Ri/rl)

So sister was Marcia and you were Jan?

Posted by: Here's a story at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (zCyNd)

392 Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)



Hair?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (THkTf)

393 Jewells - I have wavy/curly hair too. I've kept it in a pixie cut since Twiggy.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (lwiT4)

394 >> "help, I can't stop sleeping with right wing men" or
>> something?

Yes, that was fairly recent -- Ace may have done a post about it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

395 So the moral of the story is to pretend to be a lib, bone her, and then say nah, I voted for Trump.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (r+sAi)



And then hold on?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:41 PM (THkTf)

396 Dammnitt, sock off.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 09, 2017 09:41 PM (wuzxW)

397 386 Friends of mine set me up on a blind date with a vegetarian, I ordered med rare lamb chops as a polite way to say good bye

==

meat tartare
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (QC/4S)

McDonalds worked for me in that situation.

I was also COMICALLY inept with women at the time. Missed several opportunities for nookie with her by being a nice gentleman.

Didn't understand how to play until The Game came out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:42 PM (xJa6I)

398 Lots of battle of the sexes potential in this thread, but no explosions. The art thread really put the Fear of G-d in everyone, it seems.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 09, 2017 09:42 PM (JyFLk)

399 we put out such great content but no one is reading us - what's the problem!?!

Posted by: Time Brain Trust at November 09, 2017 09:43 PM (nyQyG)

400 Oh grammie..soft curls are pretty. I am serious. It's fucking poodle hair. I have to use a straight iron if I want to look decent. Not to mention the thinning because of my thyroid. I finally let it grow out so I can at least wear it up.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:43 PM (CNHr1)

401 I was also COMICALLY inept with women at the time. Missed several opportunities for nookie with her by being a nice gentleman.

==

meh, never know for sure

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (QC/4S)

402
Light Posting/Semi-Vacation Notice: I Need a Break, So I'm Going to Do a Half/Lame Day Tomorrow and Barely Anything At All on Monday (Veterans Day). Phase 3 of the Shelf Initiative (Which I'm Branding as "Phas3") Needs to be Finished. I've Got Books and Crap All Over the Place.


How much drywall have you had to replace due to "oopsies"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (pNxlR)

403 Disco!

Make America Gyrate Again!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (azcrj)

404 >>>know.. but I always envied the girls with pretty long straight hair. Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.

Not sure we believe you, you better post pics

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (ZTRlp)

405 Ending a date with a lib would make complete sense to me. I would recommend my daughter do the same thing.

Posted by: CN at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (5gaNQ)

406 There's hot yoga. Then there's nekkid yoga. And then hot, nekkid yoga.
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Then hot, nekkid yoga while menstruating......

Posted by: lin-duh at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (kufk0)

407 375 I have poodle hair. I hate all of you.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (CNHr1)

Where you get your hair cut, does it say grooming or salon?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (tbOMB)

408 Jewells - I hear ya. I hate messing and fussing with my hair. What a bloomin waste of time. If I was a man, I'd shave it all off and go bald.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (lwiT4)

409 OK, time for another of Jay's outrageous conjectures.

I suspect that a lot of women secretly want to be led by their man, and sometimes adopt an outrageous behavior to see if he's up to the task. Yeah, it's an old-fashioned meme from, e.g., John Wayne movies, but I think there's some validity to it.

OK, flame away.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:35 PM (THkTf)

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No flaming, I believe this from anecdotal experience. What is too exhausting is when the testing is constant.

At some point there has to be a talk which includes "this is how I am, and that is not gonna change. Now, can you accept this or not?!".

The wife and I did this a while back because it was driving me batshit crazy. We have only been married over a year, btw.

Things have been much better since that discussion.

Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (8adxB)

410 384 [snip]
I know.. but I always envied the girls with pretty long straight hair. Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)

Tell me more, please.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (wuzxW)

411 Free ads during the NFL game (or pimping it, before-hand)? Sounds like things are going swimmingly.

One suspects that $$$ fundamentals and portents are quite ominous, behind the scenes. Goodell making "gee whiz, maybe we shouldn't be idiots and offend our fans" comments today. Signs of disarray and collapse in enemy lines. As Meremortal has said from the outset - no positive path out of this for them. Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

412
Hold on for the full 8 seconds.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (r+sAi)

413 403 Disco!

Make America Gyrate Again!
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (azcrj)

====


Parmesan -

Make America Grate Again !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (QC/4S)

414 So sister was Marcia and you were Jan?
Posted by: Here's a story at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (zCyNd)

Jan had straight hair too only marcia's was better.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (Ri/rl)

415 Here's 67 y/o Carl Palmer last month...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dwi_CbB9g

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (tRaq7)

416 Earthbound!

Make America Gravitate Again!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (azcrj)

417 Where you get your hair cut, does it say grooming or salon?

Oh shut it.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (CNHr1)

418 408 Jewells - I hear ya. I hate messing and fussing with my hair. What a bloomin waste of time. If I was a man, I'd shave it all off and go bald.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (lwiT4)

Done and done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (xJa6I)

419 384 Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:37 PM (NWiLs)


I know.. but I always envied the girls with pretty long straight hair. Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)

You know the rules...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

420 398 Lots of battle of the sexes potential in this thread, but no explosions. The art thread really put the Fear of G-d in everyone, it seems.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 09, 2017 09:42 PM (JyFLk)
---
You think Fat Man on Ottoman is the Fat Man, but it is only the Little Boy.

"David and Eli" is the art thread Fat Man. Pray that CBD never deploys it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (qJtVm)

421 I would do the shaved head thing but good Lord.. I'm 29 going on.... I would look ridiculous.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (CNHr1)

422 >> Then hot, nekkid yoga while menstruating......

Is there a name for that?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (8O3HH)

423 When I was a young man stationed in Germany during the cold war I went out on a date with a German girl and she told me she thought the US should leave Germany. That they didn't need us there anymore. My answer was that Germany lost the war we'll do with it what we want. Like Disneyland when you pay for tickets you get to ride the rides.

It was a our first last date.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (hUqh+)

424 For your aesthetic pleasure:

http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/freud-david-and-eli-l03637

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (qJtVm)

425 My wife wants me to help her with a new computer app. I'm moderately comfortable with computers but I'm not an IT guy.
And she doesn't stop asking when I tell I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
Aagh.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (nBr1j)

426 Here's 67 y/o Carl Palmer last month...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dwi_CbB9g

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (tRaq7)
=======================

Oh my gosh.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (lwiT4)

427 384 Jewells45can handle your jewels

I've seen the pics. Your hair is not bad. Your husband is a lucky man.

*Caution* Horde required. (Do not tell willow.)


Verification of the other statement would depend on camera angle. I noticed you were very careful with your on-line pic. Hmmm, maybe that's why your craft shows pull in more sales.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (hyuyC)

428 No flaming, I believe this from anecdotal experience. What is too exhausting is when the testing is constant.

At some point there has to be a talk which includes "this is how I am, and that is not gonna change. Now, can you accept this or not?!".

The wife and I did this a while back because it was driving me batshit crazy. We have only been married over a year, btw.

Things have been much better since that discussion.
Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (8adxB)



Good for you.

One of other favorite sayings: by making provision for a problem you guarantee its existence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (THkTf)

429 In HS I looked like Napoleon Dynamite.

So, yeah, BCDs and lanky.

And I hate everyone who complains about straight hair.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (X/yv5)

430 I'm not in the habit of taking pictures of my boobs. Sorry rons..

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (CNHr1)

431
PTA !

Make America Grade Again !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (QC/4S)

432 418. This is wisdom. Since I'm fast approaching 29 years of age, I've been keeping my hair shaved down - never longer than #2 comb. Gotten nothing but compliments since adopting the practice.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (fA1SL)

433 234 If I were a young man today I would be in a world of pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.

Like poking a porcupine.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (60v4h)


View it as a warning: "stay away, I've got my head up my ass."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

My search for a stripper without tattoos continues

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (xs1CA)

434 Anyway, enough depressing dating talk.

I had the weirdest dream; I was in Phoenix, I think. Where it was warm. One of those dreams where nothing seemed odd, no adventure or chaos, I was apparently on vacation. Felt like...another life, not like a dream at all. Sliding from one reality to another.

I don't know if this is Carl Jung at work or Stephen Hawking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (xJa6I)

435 ''Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.
''


That thought has never occurred to me.

Well, once.

Posted by: John Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (zCyNd)

436 CHOKE

Make America Garotte Again!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (azcrj)

437 "And she literally got up and left."

So I guess a blowjob was out of the question?

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (YXJ+5)

438 370 368. It's a common gambit. The shit-test, it's called.
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (fA1SL)

Unfortunately, it's a very common and widely given piece of advice to roll over for this. "Happy wife happy life" and all that bullshit. It's one of the worst things that fathers teach their sons.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

439 Aww thanks NaCly!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (CNHr1)

440 riveting

Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 09:50 PM (k/iKZ)

441 My search for a stripper without tattoos continues
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (xs1CA)

Go to Portland, ask for Porcelain. Nice girl, great body, sweet moves.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:50 PM (xJa6I)

442 Meatbalm? I'd use that for chapped lips.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2017 09:50 PM (rb1zT)

443 "David and Eli"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (qJtVm)

Even I have standards.

It's actually difficult to find anything by Lucian Freud that is as inoffensive as Ottoman Man!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2017 09:51 PM (wYseH)

444 433. You're in the wrong hemisphere for that.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:51 PM (fA1SL)

445 I suppose I'm a wicked sexist, but I can see a conservative man with a liberal woman working out okay --- sort of --- if she's not a complete moonbat.
But I cannot see the reverse. I just can't.

I think it's because I associate 'liberalism' with weakness and can't accept the weak man/strong woman set-up.

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 09, 2017 09:51 PM (0jtPF)

446 I think Otto is rather coy and demure, at least on the Lucien scale.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:52 PM (qJtVm)

447 never longer than #2 comb.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (fA1SL)

Fvcking hippie.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2017 09:52 PM (wYseH)

448 439 Jewells45can handle your jewels

Whew.

Seriously, my wife would like to personally thank you for her anniversary present, which you hand-crafted. And I am thankful as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:52 PM (hyuyC)

449 422
>> Then hot, nekkid yoga while menstruating......



Is there a name for that?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (8O3HH)

Yes. Yes, there is.

Posted by: guys who hose things down with bleach at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (zCyNd)

450 My wife wants me to help her with a new computer app. I'm moderately comfortable with computers but I'm not an IT guy.
And she doesn't stop asking when I tell I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
Aagh.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (nBr1j)


Try playing dead. Or is it make yourself really large, waving your hands around and screaming loudly while backing away slowly. I forget which you are supposed to do.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (tbOMB)

451 Unfortunately, it's a very common and widely given piece of advice to roll over for this. "Happy wife happy life" and all that bullshit. It's one of the worst things that fathers teach their sons.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)



At one level, that seems sensible.

But at another, if you roll over, you won't have a happy wife.

In short, be a man. If it works out with her, great. If it doesn't, walk it off. It's that simple.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (THkTf)

452 Ha, der Trumpenfuhrer with a very nice and possibly devious commentary on US trade deficits with China. He doesn't blame China - they're just doing rational business - but previous US admin's gave away the store.

Not good to trash US admin's, even previous/hostile ones, abroad, but ..... in this context - the Chinese know he's going to playhard-ball with them, and is not a typical president - there's less of a problem with that. In addition, it's a different geopolitical world, where China is more of a competitor and less a widget to be used in triangulation.

Not even entirely accurate to attribute all the developments to poor trade deals, but IT DOESN'T MATTER. Getting better ones is just fine.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (QDnY+)

453
NASCAR


Mame America Gear Again!

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (QC/4S)

454 447. Much shorter than that, and my sweetheart tells me I look like a deranged monk.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (fA1SL)

455 I'm so glad NaCly. btw.. my hair is now past my shoulders. That's kind of an old pic.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (CNHr1)

456 Carborundum!

Make
American
Grit
Again

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

457 But at another, if you roll over, you won't have a happy wife. /i]

And you won't be happy either. A marriage built on frustration (on her part) and resentment (on yours) is doomed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (THkTf)

458 Unfortunately, it's a very common and widely given piece of advice to roll over for this. "Happy wife happy life" and all that bullshit. It's one of the worst things that fathers teach their sons.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

--------

Yeah, the "If Mama ain't happy NOBODY'S gonna be happy!" era shoulda ended in the earlier Gloria Stienem period.

Unless, of course, they want to have it both ways.

Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (8adxB)

459 I got Jewells' Horde necklace -- and no, it's not a pearl necklace you pervs -- it has a little skull and crossbones and the Ace of Spades card.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (qJtVm)

460 >>>In HS I looked like Napoleon Dynamite.

did you wear moonboots too?

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (MF4DY)

461 If my husband wasn't a conservative Christian, I don't know what we would talk about. 87% of our conversations involve shouting back and forth to one another to make sure we're upset about the same things.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (lwiT4)

462 Try playing dead. Or is it make yourself really large, waving your hands around and screaming loudly while backing away slowly. I forget which you are supposed to do.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (tbOMB)


Bear spray and hang the computer from a tree limb.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 09:55 PM (hUqh+)

463 I would do the shaved head thing but good Lord.. I'm 29 going on.... I would look ridiculous.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (CNHr1)


Twelve-fifteen bucks and you can get a "short sides and back, a bit longer on top"

It grows out if you don't like it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 09:55 PM (X/yv5)

464 I'm the opposite, Jewells, straight hair and small boobs.
I can't tell you the number of times I've been told "More than a mouthful's a waste".

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:55 PM (v/pT6)

465 CharlieBrown'sDildo

Freud's picture of his second wife peeking out of the covers is my favorite Freud. Your efforts in the art thread have left me much more exposed to art, for good or bad.

Too bad Freud was a pig of a man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

466 446
I think Otto is rather coy and demure, at least on the Lucien scale.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:52 PM (qJtVm)

I remain quiet and, perhaps, coy, until I become....inflated.

Posted by: Otto the autopilot at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (zCyNd)

467
All I know is Mrs. Trump was looking pretty hot in Asia. Has nothing to do with anything other then I thought it would add to the boobs and yoga discussion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (r+sAi)

468 463. Ahh.....the induction cut.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (fA1SL)

469 430 I'm not in the habit of taking pictures of my boobs. Sorry rons..
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (CNHr1)

I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

470 Do they really want to know how many men say "not in a million years" the second they see a picture of an otherwise maybe attractive woman wearing a pussyhat? No, I don't think so. Especially if they were to see a comparison picture of the guys who leave vs the guys who stay.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 09, 2017 09:57 PM (AphMS)

471 All I know is Mrs. Trump was looking pretty hot in Asia.


Let's face it, she'd look hot in a Packers uniform.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:57 PM (THkTf)

472 much more exposed to art, for good or bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

Me too!

And I am completely serious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2017 09:57 PM (wYseH)

473 Eris.. is it still looking okay? I hope it still looks good. I will take care of my horde friends. Miley's bracelet broke and I replaced it even though she admitted it was her fault.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (CNHr1)

474 Ancient coin.

Make America Groat Again!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (azcrj)

475 452, China owns us. Trump knows it. He's going to try and fix it, but we owe them a gazillion bucks and that's a tough spot to start negotiating.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (v/pT6)

476 >> And she doesn't stop asking when I tell I DON'T
>> KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.

Some times when I've said that, I get a "Well, you could figure it out...if you wanted to" or "You do know, you just don't want to".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (8O3HH)

477 451 Unfortunately, it's a very common and widely given piece of advice to roll over for this. "Happy wife happy life" and all that bullshit. It's one of the worst things that fathers teach their sons.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)


At one level, that seems sensible.

But at another, if you roll over, you won't have a happy wife.

In short, be a man. If it works out with her, great. If it doesn't, walk it off. It's that simple.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (THkTf)

Yes, but you know perfectly well that's not what's intended by that statement. It's all "yes dear" and "you're right dear" and "it's all my fault dear." Total doormat.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (NWiLs)

478 Her only other option is pajama boy....she will be back

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (P1GJy)

479 Let's face it, she'd look hot in a Packers uniform.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:57 PM (THkTf)
=============

Everyone looks hot in a Packers uniform.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (lwiT4)

480 473 Eris.. is it still looking okay? I hope it still looks good. I will take care of my horde friends. Miley's bracelet broke and I replaced it even though she admitted it was her fault.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (CNHr1)
---
We all know Miley's into the rough stuff.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (qJtVm)

481 I've been with my Boston Southie girlfriend for over nine years now. When we met, she was as Massachusetts liberal as it gets. Now she shoots her Sig Sauer like Annie Oakley and listens to Chicks on the Right. I don't know if she voted for Trump but I do know she didn't vote for Hillary.

I know, not exactly riveting stuff, but at least on par with Time Magazine's blind date story.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (my7fr)

482 It's amazing how the Texas church massacre has pretty much dissapeared from the news.

I know the news cycles has gone from weeks to minutes but damn that was fast.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (Wtll+)

483
Unless, of course, they want to have it both ways.
Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (8adxB)

Which, of course, they do.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

484 >> Let's face it, she'd look hot in a Packers uniform.

I think kddabear had some hot football uniform themes one time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)

485
Some times when I've said that, I get a "Well, you could figure it out...if you wanted to" or "You do know, you just don't want to".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (8O3HH)
My wife says "but you're better at it than I am."

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (nBr1j)

486 did you wear moonboots too?


Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (MF4DY)


Redwings.

Mom would only spend so much on my clothes, usually from Sears and other such classy places, with the hope that I would get tired of that and hand-me-downs and get a job to buy better.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (X/yv5)

487 Everyone looks hot in a Packers uniform.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (lwiT4)



But on Michelle O it would fit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (hUqh+)

488 (weird ) ART


Make America Gape Again !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (QC/4S)

489 Redwings!

*tosses octopus on the ice*

*slams ouzo*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (qJtVm)

490 But on Michelle O it would fit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (hUqh+)
===========================

Good point.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (lwiT4)

491 My wife wants me to help her with a new computer app. I'm moderately comfortable with computers but I'm not an IT guy.
And she doesn't stop asking when I tell I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
Aagh.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (nBr1j)

==

distract her with a foot rub

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (hMwEB)

492 475
452, China owns us. Trump knows it. He's going to try and fix it, but we
owe them a gazillion bucks and that's a tough spot to start
negotiating.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (v/pT6)

If you owe the bank a thousand dollars, it's your problem.
If you owe the bank a gazillion bucks...
Trump understands this.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (zCyNd)

493 Walmart!

Make America Greet Again!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 10:02 PM (azcrj)

494 > And she doesn't stop asking when I tell I DON'T
>> KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.

Break something you're trying to fix. Not something valuable, but something she knew you were "trying" to fix.

It breaks the "well, he can patch drywall, and change brake pads, so I just assumed he could code an operating system" spell.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 09, 2017 10:02 PM (JyFLk)

495 CharlieBrown'sDildo

I specifically want to thank you for all you do with the art thread. And that's even though I clicked on those three links knowing I was set up. It's like jumping out of your sleeping bag on a cold morning. If you are not dead you are hardened for the upcoming day.

I went to the National Gallery this summer with newly educated appreciation for the art. I plan to go to the Nelson Gallery this December.

Normally I go to an art museum and say "This is a self-indulgent piece of crap."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 10:04 PM (hyuyC)

496 482 It's amazing how the Texas church massacre has pretty much dissapeared from the news.

I know the news cycles has gone from weeks to minutes but damn that was fast.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (Wtll+)



The maniacs rifle bought legally after Government incompetence enforcing existing law and exemplary defensive gun use by an NRA member. It was always destined for a short media run.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 10:04 PM (hUqh+)

497 Van Susteren/Dyslexic!

Make America Greta Again!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 10:04 PM (azcrj)

498 Redwings!



*tosses octopus on the ice*



*slams ouzo*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (qJtVm)


Cal-MAAAAAAAR! Whooo-Hoooo!

(why are we celebrating cephalopods today, darlin'?)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 10:04 PM (X/yv5)

499 China owns us. Trump knows it. He's going to try and fix it, but we
owe them a gazillion bucks and that's a tough spot to start
negotiating.

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (v/pT6)

If you owe the bank a thousand dollars, it's your problem.
If you owe the bank a gazillion bucks...
Trump understands this.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November



Yep. Once you get to a certain point I owe you I own you. You should ask the big banks how their loans to Brazil went in the 70s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 10:05 PM (vuY5x)

500 ALH, I think the old saying about how you own the bank once you owe them a lot of $$ applies here - plus, without our economy China would face a hell of a challenge.

Troyriser, congrats. Good job.

And a more interesting thing might be trying to imagine how Melania could be *other* than hawt. The neck-snapping contrast with the last FLOTUS, in all areas, could not be more spectacular. Or hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 10:05 PM (QDnY+)

501 CharlieBrown'sDildo

I specifically want to thank you for all you do with the art thread. And that's even though I clicked on those three links knowing I was set up. It's like jumping out of your sleeping bag on a cold morning. If you are not dead you are hardened for the upcoming day.

I went to the National Gallery this summer with newly educated appreciation for the art. I plan to go to the Nelson Gallery this December.

Normally I go to an art museum and say "This is a self-indulgent piece of crap."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November




Now you do it on your Iphone from your couch

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 10:06 PM (vuY5x)

502 OMG You guys for real! This is TOTALLY like that Spike Lee joint 'Lysistrata' where no one would get laid until all the gangbangers turned into pussies n shit & talked about feelings n shit instead of lighting ********** up!
I'm cereal! It's like in IRL now

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at November 09, 2017 10:06 PM (UoJEh)

503 Yep. China is not a nation so much as a giant kleptocracy organized for the benefit of the chicom party. The only thing they care about is staying in power. Were we to default on our loans or were their value to decline the chicom party would get harder and faster than we would.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 10:08 PM (vuY5x)

504 Bear spray and hang the computer from a tree limb.

I seem to remember something about little bells and pepper spray.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 10:08 PM (tRaq7)

505 501 yankeefifth

Pictures of women or a real woman. Which is better?

I choose the actual painting in front of me, and with more galleries to explore all around.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 10:09 PM (hyuyC)

506 Hockey !

Make America Geno Again !

(..yeah, needs work)

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 10:09 PM (QC/4S)

507 the chicom party would get harder and faster than we would.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 10:08 PM (vuY5x)
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Well, they're smaller, so it takes less time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 10:09 PM (qJtVm)

508 ONT

Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 10:09 PM (v/pT6)

509 Send me your nude pics!

Posted by: Zuck at November 09, 2017 10:10 PM (P1GJy)

510 Putty!

Make America Grout Again!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 10:10 PM (azcrj)

511 "Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know."

The former means most straight men will never notice the latter.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 09, 2017 10:14 PM (4ha45)

512 Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)

Go on.....

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 09, 2017 10:16 PM (TPimP)

513 Well of course the point of the whole story is:. Vote for Trump and you'll never get laid again.

Especially by chicks you'd never call back for another date anyway.

Of course that's what liberatarism is all about anyway, the best definition of a liberatarian i ever heard was a Republican who's trying to get laid.

Posted by: Kazinski at November 09, 2017 10:18 PM (YhPGK)

514 "464
I'm the opposite, Jewells, straight hair and small boobs.

I can't tell you the number of times I've been told "More than a mouthful's a waste"."

I friend of mine would reply with, "But I love to waste my time."

Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 09, 2017 10:18 PM (4ha45)

515 I wouldn't say that "Happy wife, happy life" is ever true, but "Unhappy wife, unhappy life" damned well always is.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 09, 2017 10:21 PM (4ha45)

516 475 452, China owns us. Trump knows it. He's going to try and fix it, but we owe them a gazillion bucks and that's a tough spot to start negotiating.
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (v/pT6)



On the contrary, it's a great spot to start negotiating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 10:35 PM (THkTf)

517 in any case, i went on one, we went to dinner, and i could tell this was hopeless, even on the level of potential friendship - just nothing possibly in common. but i thought i'd make the best of it, be of good nature and make for humorous conversation, some jokes, funny stories, etc. after dinner we went to the corner, she hailed a cab, got in, turned around and with a scowl said "you try too hard" and slammed the door.

In college there was this woman in my apartment complex who was very pretty, and was dating a lot of guys. She never seemed to go on any second dates though. I thought I'd make a pass and see how it goes. We went out and oh my goodness I found out what the issue was. She had zero personality. None. No interests. No friends. No aspirations. The weird thing was she wasn't stupid. She just never grew a personality.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2017 10:41 PM (zGsgt)

518 How do all the commenters saying "he dodged a bullet" know he dodged a bullet? She might have used a chainsaw bayonet on him!

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 09, 2017 10:48 PM (5zDSE)

519 Getting ready for Christmas and have decided what I'm getting my lib friends. Do any of you know where I can get a bulk discount on ficus trees? Thanks.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 09, 2017 10:59 PM (y/fOs)

520 Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.



NFL. You have to give it away now.

===

Giveitawaygiveitawaygiveitaway now!
Giveitawaygiveitawaygiveitaway now!

Posted by: Corona at November 09, 2017 11:19 PM (OqTGG)

521 "But I cannot see the reverse. I just can't. "

That's ironic, because my husband has over the years actually become slightly more liberal than me -- although we're both distinctly right of center. He's a little more dovish (also ironic as he's a Desert Storm vet), more skeptical of police/law enforcement, and doesn't think illegal immigration is all that big a problem (probably because, where we live, it really isn't). But otherwise we're pretty much in agreement on big issues such as abortion, gay marriage/transgenderism, 2nd Amendment, etc.

If I were still dating, the only absolute political deal-breaker for me would be if he was adamantly pro-choice; any other differences I could probably live with so long as the guy was decent and respectful of my convictions.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 09, 2017 11:29 PM (9WuX0)

522 Sensible girl.

Trump voters hate women at a very very fundamental level of their being

Posted by: Trump voters not getting laid much at November 10, 2017 01:50 AM (/hPHx)

523 MY mother and father voted for Nixon and Kennedy respectively, in the 1960 election. Despite their political differences, they were happily married for 63 years before my mother died.

Posted by: Alan D McIntire at November 10, 2017 09:13 AM (/RXZU)

524 Wish that would happen every time I talk with a fucking Dem

Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2017 10:26 AM (fVGR3)

525 Anf now its a non story on Ace of Spades

Posted by: Phuqdem at November 10, 2017 10:29 AM (ZhwLl)

526 Man stops reading Time when he realizes its garbage

Posted by: Neal F Hyde at November 10, 2017 10:33 AM (VWzSH)

527 Count your blessings, dude.

Next.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 10, 2017 01:14 PM (jWe5r)

528 The big twist is when you found out the guy was bill clinton!

Posted by: Biff at November 10, 2017 08:06 PM (8siN1)

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