Blaring Media Headline: <i>Russians Offered Trump's Bodyguard to Send Five Women to Trump's Room</i><br>Buried in the Story: The Bodyguard Viewed it as a Joke and Declined, Saying "We Don't Do Stuff Like That"

Blaring Media Headline: Russians Offered Trump's Bodyguard to Send Five Women to Trump's Room
Buried in the Story: The Bodyguard Viewed it as a Joke and Declined, Saying "We Don't Do Stuff Like That"

As Omni Ceren said on Twitter, the media has discovered that the Russian security state attempts to compromise foreign notables.

BREAKING: @NBCNews reports: Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller told Congress that before the Miss Universe Pageant in 2013, a Russian participant offered to "send five women" to Donald Trump's hotel room in Moscow https://t.co/dY1A3glCH0
— Evan Rosenfeld (@Evan_Rosenfeld) November 9, 2017

"Keith Schiller said he viewed the offer as a joke and turned it down, and he and Trump laughed about it."

Not sure what the breaking news here is. https://t.co/3wbUPpcYaV
— neontaster (@neontaster) November 9, 2017

Watch how desperate former Republican operative turned liberal operative Niccole Wallace and Fusion-connected reporter Ken Dilanian are to make this into something:

In re the body guard's testimony about an offer of Russian women that he viewed as a joke, with @nicolledwallace https://t.co/S8hzDQmMIs
— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) November 9, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 PM

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1 Ding!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 06:57 PM (I/iGu)

2 Ooooommmmm

Ooooooommmm

Ooooooommmmm

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 10, 2017 06:57 PM (dEQP3)

3 What else have I got to do?

Posted by: French Jeton at November 10, 2017 06:58 PM (Fjvqd)

4 Lemme see if this works.
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Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 06:58 PM (I/iGu)

5 I feel, I don't know, is it centrifugal force?

Posted by: Donald Sterling at November 10, 2017 06:58 PM (14URa)

6 Central!

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 10, 2017 06:58 PM (fA1SL)

7 Nailed it.

We are being played by robo ace.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2017 06:58 PM (/tuJf)

8 Oops.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 06:59 PM (14URa)

9 Sorry to go OT and y'all may have already discussed this but FBN just reported that the Fusion GPS judge has been taken off the case. He was an Obama appointee. He's been replaced by a Bush appointee.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 06:59 PM (Enq6K)

10 Six women would be okay, five is an insult to Mr. Trump!

Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2017 06:59 PM (8ikIW)

11 Ace is trying his shelving-fu on the comments.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 10, 2017 07:00 PM (3C9q2)

12 Centered, I am...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:01 PM (MINbv)

13 I bet Bill Clinton was offered the same thing when he delivered his 500k speech. I want the film released but I don't want to watch it.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 10, 2017 07:01 PM (2DOZq)

14 Willow'd, some Christine Mc Fuckin' Vie -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVUOuwEeVX0

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:01 PM (6FqZa)

15 Everything is just so centered. Like the wa is mellow....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 10, 2017 07:01 PM (oLTNb)

16 I suspect this thread is gonna be stuck centered for the duration as Ace is likely losing his eternal battle against reliable shelving.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:01 PM (I/iGu)

17 PDT touches his dick a few times each day.

Puts him in the same box as Harvey and Louis CK, amirite?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 10, 2017 07:01 PM (U6f54)

18 Why, not enough?

Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2017 07:01 PM (Dp2K8)

19 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:01 PM (14URa)

20 so..what is the scandal according to the media?? I don't get it.

Posted by: IC at November 10, 2017 07:02 PM (a0IVu)

21 Finally, the blog moves to the center.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 10, 2017 07:02 PM (Bq6b0)

22 Oh no, now the HQ is becoming centrist.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 10, 2017 07:02 PM (LWu6U)

23
Breaking Fake News:
Bodyguard Testifies Trump Viewed Women As "Joke."

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 10, 2017 07:02 PM (pJDQf)

24 Now he just has to say...

No thanks... brought my own...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

25 Ohm!

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (gEvQ8)

26 Trumps people made fun of and actually laughed at women.

They HATE WOMEN!!!!

Posted by: The MSM at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (aT+Bx)

27 O0

Posted by: Rod at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (zdltJ)

28 The mish came for Trump
Bodyguard would not forbear
Media still lie.

*gong*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (hcyUh)

29 We're all centrists now

Posted by: Some stupid news spokeshole at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (oLTNb)

30 More centered than Hot Air, I tell ya...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (MINbv)

31 So l ck is taking the costanza defense: "was that wrong?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (LWu6U)

32 Yeah, Ace phoned these in hours ago. Auto set to appear on the hour. Unless a Cob is around we're going to be centered for a while.

Posted by: Anonymous Dude at November 10, 2017 07:03 PM (ajiE5)

33
Breaking Fake News:

Bodyguard Says Trump "Laughed" At Women In Russia 2013

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (pJDQf)

34 Stoopy Rooskies.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (mcI77)

35 Ace has obviously taken my "Hillary will run again as a centrist independent" theory to heart.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (I/iGu)

36 Trump's bodyguard would obviously never make it on the Secret Service detail.

Posted by: fly gal at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (wmQWo)

37 So what is the scandal according to the media?? I don't get it.
Posted by: IC

C'mon. Russia, women, Trump!

Do I need to draw a picture?

Posted by: Bruce at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (8ikIW)

38 5 pretty girls with full bladders comrade....
Vlad Putin

Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (LiyEm)

39 20 so..what is the scandal according to the media?? I don't get it.
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2017 07:02 PM (a0IVu)

Clearly they are trying to Paint President Trump as one of the CisGenger Heterosexual types...

You know... a Man who likes Women???

And thus, Evil by Progressive standards.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (NgKpN)

40 BEFORE the Miss Universe Pageant? They should have waited until after.

Posted by: wth at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (HgMAr)

41 Centered for awhile?

I think you mean centered for exactly one hour.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:04 PM (I/iGu)

42 Only five women? We usually get at least seven.

Posted by: Potus with a scrotus at November 10, 2017 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

43 O0O

Posted by: Rod at November 10, 2017 07:05 PM (zdltJ)

44 Hell, Putin probably offered Hillary the services of prostitutes..

Posted by: IC at November 10, 2017 07:05 PM (a0IVu)

45 FWIW, the reason there's a story is that these twits would not have said "No".

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:05 PM (MINbv)

46 The Orange Quokka could snap his fingers and summon quality poon for free.

Yes, this was a joke.

Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: logprof at November 10, 2017 07:05 PM (GsAUU)

47 Clemson vs FSU tomorrow 3:30PM

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 07:05 PM (60v4h)

48 Test

Posted by: Undocumented at November 10, 2017 07:05 PM (tGjfm)

49
This post needs to Swing Left

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (lKyWE)

50 The Russian hookers were middle of the road.

Not a single covfefe in the group.

Kicked them to the center of the curb.

Bigly

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (+4PAw)

51
Whoa!
Trying a new protein flavor now: Mint Chocolate Chip.

Verdict: Excellent!

Posted by: Soothsayer "Five Angels" Pentagile at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (pJDQf)

52 Let there be faceplants.
A ficus facial?
And I would make a centred joke but it will eventually be fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (mJ8mX)

53 The Russians sure know how to treat guests.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (5fSr7)

54 (*) (*)

hi!

Posted by: booknlass at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (9mZIr)

55 Ace appear again at 8pm on a Friday night?

Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Anonymous Dude at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (ajiE5)

56 Five will barely wet the bed.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (HgMAr)

57 I guess I am just naive but wouldn't just one prostitute be enough for a man? Or maybe two? But five, all at the same time? seems like too much.

Posted by: IC at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

58
Isn't there someone here who hates mint chocolate chip ice cream?

What's Wrong With You, whoever you are?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (pJDQf)

59 IMPEACH HIM NOW!!!!!

*screams impotently at the sky*

Posted by: Bored383 at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (70HTk)

60 44 Hell, Putin probably offered Hillary the services of prostitutes..
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2017 07:05 PM (a0IVu)

Dah, Comrade... you will go to her, for the sake of Mother Russia...

or, would you rather get an all expense paid Government funded trip... to Siberia...

Posted by: Vlad Putin at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

61 Whos the rino dufus on fox calling on moore to resign....

Posted by: Zuck at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (P1GJy)

62 Five women? That bed must have been soaked in pee. Housekeeping had to clean up the mess with a squeegee.

Allegedly.

/sarc mode off

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (MQ2up)

63 " ... and after talking to sources on the Hill it's clear to me that the significance of this is ... uh ... nil."

"Back to you, Ken."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (THkTf)

64 Big fat nothing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

65 Was one of the women a CENTERfold?

Posted by: Undocumented at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (tGjfm)

66 In soviet russia, prostitute solicit you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (tbOMB)

67 This thread reads like a Menu, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (pJDQf)

68 former Republican operative turned liberal operative Niccole Wallace

Hey, I was assured by an impeccable authority this morn that Republicans never, ever, hardly even once turn coat and stab conservative officeholders and candidates in the back.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (6FqZa)

69 You want a miracle? Gentlemen, I give you the Acela Corridor Bubble.

Posted by: Duke "Hans" Lowell at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (gC2IV)

70 Desperation.

Posted by: navybrat at November 10, 2017 07:08 PM (w7KSn)

71 I guess I am just naive but wouldn't just one prostitute be enough for a man? Or maybe two? But five, all at the same time? seems like too much.
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

Umm, what?

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 10, 2017 07:08 PM (+4PAw)

72 "I couldn't agree with you more, whoever you are."

Two retarded Reds agreeing with each other. Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:08 PM (THkTf)

73 @55: "Ace appear again at 8pm on a Friday night? Not gonna happen."

Fun fact: Ace wasn't here at 7pm either.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:08 PM (I/iGu)

74
IMPEACH HIM NOW!!!!!

*screams impotently at the sky*
---

Ya know, I'm pretty sure that back in the day, when people screamed at the sky in public, they were put in special hospitals.

Posted by: shibumi at November 10, 2017 07:08 PM (aT+Bx)

75 Five will barely wet the bed.

That takes a whole team.

Posted by: the Atlanta Falcons at November 10, 2017 07:08 PM (6FqZa)

76 "Keith Schiller said he viewed the offer as a joke and turned it down, and he and Trump laughed about it."

And the Russian said "That's funny--Bill Clinton never turned us down."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 10, 2017 07:09 PM (Ndje9)

77 At least this centering brushes Sonobi aside...

Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2017 07:09 PM (LiyEm)

78 I guess I am just naive but wouldn't just one prostitute be enough for a
man? Or maybe two? But five, all at the same time? seems like too much.
---

It was a sample platter.

Duh.

Posted by: The MFM at November 10, 2017 07:09 PM (aT+Bx)

79 Christopher Steele was paid to deliver a smear job, so credibility wasn't an issue. He repeated any drek he could get a source to repeat, because that was good enough for the Clinton campaign to deliver to its monkeys in the press.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2017 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

80 67 This thread reads like a Menu, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (pJDQf)

Yes.

"I'll have the nothingburger, medium rare, please."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:09 PM (THkTf)

81 wouldn't just one prostitute be enough "

I don't understand...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:09 PM (MINbv)

82 Is it hot in here?

*tugs collar*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 07:09 PM (60v4h)

83 Right down the middle!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 10, 2017 07:10 PM (O5Q3r)

84
Appetizers
Potato Skins $7.95
Zucchini Sticks $6.95

Entrees
Chicken Parmagiana $13.95

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:10 PM (pJDQf)

85 booknlass has stars in her eyes for no one but Ace!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:10 PM (mJ8mX)

86 Wow, MSLSDCNN flailing much?

That video is rather funny to watch. They're trying their best to make something out of nothing.

*pats their head* That's so cute. Now go play in the traffic...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2017 07:10 PM (tRaq7)

87 I'm reasonably convinced that Christopher Steele wrote the whole dossier and pocketed the money.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 07:10 PM (60v4h)

88 You sure? They have full bladders.

Posted by: Russian pimp at November 10, 2017 07:10 PM (cHbmY)

89 Srsly, MSNBC is all hot and bothered by this? They really have lost their minds.

Hell, Obama was probably offered five boys. They forgot to report that.

Especially when he took them up on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:11 PM (THkTf)

90 So one of Trump's people admitted it!! He had contact with the Russians!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 10, 2017 07:11 PM (zkGZ8)

91 75
Five will barely wet the bed.
That takes a whole team.

Posted by: the Atlanta Falcons at November 10, 2017 07:08 PM (6FqZa)

Have you seen the Russian women's team? So much steroids they have more facial hair than Grizzly Adams.

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:11 PM (gEvQ8)

92 "I'll have the nothingburger, medium rare, please."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:09 PM (THkTf)
Would you like it on the freshly made sourdough?

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:11 PM (14URa)

93 aka Christine Perfect

Posted by: booknlass at November 10, 2017 07:11 PM (9mZIr)

94 >>That takes a whole team.

He said wet not shit.

Posted by: New England Patriots at November 10, 2017 07:11 PM (/tuJf)

95 57
I guess I am just naive but wouldn't just one prostitute be enough for a man? Or maybe two? But five, all at the same time? seems like too much.

Posted by: IC at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

Words. They make no sense.

align="left"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:11 PM (tbOMB)

96 78. Da.....zeskuski platon

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 10, 2017 07:12 PM (fA1SL)

97 It was true and often verifiable facts like this that were the basis for the lies that got put in the Russian dossier.

Some things would sort of check out.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2017 07:12 PM (cAXIk)

98 What do you have for dessert?

Posted by: fluffy at November 10, 2017 07:12 PM (cHbmY)

99 The funny part is MSNBC thinks this is a thing. They're so delusional that they cannot see that pushing this just makes them look ridiculous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:12 PM (THkTf)

100 That would be McCain advisor Nicolle Wallace that stabbed Palin in the back? Reliable and trustworthy, sure.

Posted by: Not Even Buy-Curious at November 10, 2017 07:12 PM (5U1dB)

101 I'd like to see the wine list, please.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:12 PM (14URa)

102 Pretty sure that [/c] won't work.

Posted by: Anonymous Dude at November 10, 2017 07:13 PM (ajiE5)

103 He put those poor women out of work

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 10, 2017 07:13 PM (h1jJh)

104 Actually, Trump was holding out for one of those miniature Russian giraffes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2017 07:13 PM (tRaq7)

105 I am still surprised that Mitt Rmoney confessed to gay-bashing and tax fraud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 07:13 PM (60v4h)

106 This thread reads like a Menu, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (pJDQf)

Yes.

"I'll have the nothingburger, medium rare, please."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Don't get the Banana Splits Guy. It smells off. Really, really off.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (mJ8mX)

107

Show Me The Ocular Proof

Show Me these Russian women. Where are they, nbc?
You can't even find 5 Russian whores who lie for you, nbc?

Posted by: Soothsayer killed Many Bothans to get you these 'Ments at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (pJDQf)

108 Denials just prove their guilt!!!

Posted by: Nicole Wallace at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

109 101.
Thunderbird
Wild Irish Rose
MD 20/20 - Grape
Bluebell's Own Pruno

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

110 How can you right-wingers possibly defend Trump now?? Just what, exactly, is your justification?

Posted by: WaterCow at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (zkGZ8)

111 andy. . .those aren't my eyes. . .

Posted by: booknlass at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (9mZIr)

112 Man, this is hard to read...making me nauseous.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (Enq6K)

113 *
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44 days until Christmas

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (I/iGu)

114 97 It was true and often verifiable facts like this that were the basis for the lies that got put in the Russian dossier.

Some things would sort of check out.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2017 07:12 PM (cAXIk)

What's that delicious line from The Mikado?

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (THkTf)

115 *listens to whispers* No. But she was ruined just the same.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 07:15 PM (60v4h)

116 <p align="left"></p>

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:15 PM (tbOMB)

117 98
What do you have for dessert?

Posted by: fluffy at November 10, 2017 07:12 PM (cHbmY)

We have Death by Chocolate! Hot fudge brownie with a scoop of chocolate ice cream drenched with hot chocolate syrup! With whipped cream and a cherry on top! To die for!

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:15 PM (gEvQ8)

118 113,
Well done.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:15 PM (MINbv)

119 113
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44 days until Christmas

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (I/iGu)

Thread winter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:15 PM (tbOMB)

120 44 days until Christmas

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (I/iGu)

OMG! LMAO!

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 07:15 PM (Enq6K)

121 Show Me The Ocular Proof

Show Me these Russian women.

Preferably naked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 07:15 PM (60v4h)

122 116
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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:15 PM (tbOMB)
Always handy to have a tech guy around.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:16 PM (14URa)

123 [l] I knew it!!! You all want to be on the left!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 10, 2017 07:16 PM (zkGZ8)

124 They were going to send five women, but they were going to be one inside of the other. A hooker matrushka doll.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:16 PM (THkTf)

125 My six pack abs;

*) )))
*) )))

Posted by: Anonymous Dude at November 10, 2017 07:16 PM (ajiE5)

126 If the media knew that the Russians actually sent five prepubescent girls to Bill Clinton on Pedo Island?

*crickets*

Posted by: ShainS at November 10, 2017 07:16 PM (BiLU+)

127
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (I/iGu)

That's very sweet, Walter! :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:17 PM (14URa)

128 If Nicole Wallace thinks this is something, perhaps I can interest her in this case of chainsaw bayonets I have for sale.

Posted by: stace at November 10, 2017 07:17 PM (6HFDU)

129 The new comment format is like a get out of the barrel free card right?

If I copy and paste the whole thread again like I did the last time I barreled myself I'm good right?

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 10, 2017 07:17 PM (+4PAw)

130 I sent CBD a msg on twitter. We'll see if he's around.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 07:17 PM (Enq6K)

131 Ensconced in his room,
lies the Golden Scalpweasel
with no whores in sight.

*kwoonnnnng*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:17 PM (hcyUh)

132 Here they are:

(o)(o) (o)(o) (o)(o) (o)(o) (o)(o)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:18 PM (THkTf)

133
I need a gun with a cup holder.
When I'm shooting off hundreds of rounds at a wack I need something to hold my coffee cup.

Posted by: Soothsayer killed Many Bothans to get you these 'Ments at November 10, 2017 07:18 PM (pJDQf)

134 Sources Say Trump Puritanical Attitudes Reportedly Deprive Multiple Sex Workers Of Potentially Lucrative Financial Opportunities

Posted by: This...is CNN at November 10, 2017 07:18 PM (O5Q3r)

135

Posted by: Soothsayer killed Many Bothans to get you these 'Ments at November 10, 2017 07:18 PM (pJDQf)

136 now I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac again. 'Sara' is on.

those SJWs canvassing for Planned Parenthood... yeah, they need to hear that one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:18 PM (6FqZa)

137 Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:14 PM (I/iGu)

Nice..

No off to the barrel*

*Just kidding

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2017 07:18 PM (wjmTS)

138 125
My six pack abs;

*) )))

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Posted by: Anonymous Dude at November 10, 2017 07:16 PM (ajiE5)

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Nice Nipples!

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 10, 2017 07:18 PM (BiLU+)

139 I liked this blog when it was center-right.

Center-right.

But center is center.

Center.

So center-right is left of center.

Right?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 10, 2017 07:19 PM (U6f54)

140 Centerville. A great place to raise your children!

Posted by: freaked at November 10, 2017 07:20 PM (UdKB7)

141 Hairy nips !!!!

Posted by: Shep-o at November 10, 2017 07:20 PM (P1GJy)

142 What if Ace accidentally banned himself again? We may never recover.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 10, 2017 07:20 PM (gC2IV)

143 So, Trump didn't fuck the Russian whores?

Well then, let's go with the alternate headline:

Trump Is Gay, According to Russian Insiders

Posted by: Desperate Media Shills at November 10, 2017 07:20 PM (42M22)

144 Five Guys is a lie!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 10, 2017 07:20 PM (IqV8l)

145 The center cannot hold!

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:20 PM (gEvQ8)

146 Right?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 10, 2017 07:19 PM (U6f54)
But, who's on first?

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:20 PM (14URa)

147 Im feeling very centered with this post

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:21 PM (BoMuO)

148 Bodyguard Schiller kept them for himself!

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2017 07:21 PM (cAXIk)

149 now I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac again. 'Sara' is on.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
________

You'll probably deny this, but those storms that are brewing in her eyes are proof of climate change!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 10, 2017 07:21 PM (zkGZ8)

150 The Center Party is ok by me. It's not like words mean anything anyway.

Posted by: freaked at November 10, 2017 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

151 136
now I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac again. 'Sara' is on.

those SJWs canvassing for Planned Parenthood... yeah, they need to hear that one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:18 PM (6FqZa)

==================

For those who don't know, supposedly:

Stevie Nicks became pregnant when in a relationship with Don Henley. She
chose to abort the child. She called the child Sara, and seriously
regretted the choice to have an abortion which sent her into a deep
depression. This song is about that choice, her depression and how she
wishes she had not aborted Sara.

Posted by: ShainS at November 10, 2017 07:21 PM (BiLU+)

152 But, who's on first?

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:20 PM (14URa)

That's right.

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:21 PM (gEvQ8)

153 This reminds me of trying to walk across that Royal Gorge bridge with the old wooden planks.

Strictly down the middle and keep looking straight ahead.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:22 PM (I/iGu)

154 Ace bringing the content on his day off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:22 PM (BoMuO)

155 58
Isn't there someone here who hates mint chocolate chip ice cream?

What's Wrong With You, whoever you are?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:07 PM (pJDQf)

*raises hand*
Tin Roof Sundae or toffee or coffee or vanilla bean. Mint chocolate chip anything reminds me of a vile medicinal concoction

Posted by: the Butcher at November 10, 2017 07:22 PM (DIosY)

156 If you spend all of your time in the centre of the road, you're liable to be run over.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:22 PM (mJ8mX)

157
The center cannot hold!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:22 PM (pNxlR)

158 Right.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 10, 2017 07:22 PM (U6f54)

159 [p align="left"]Test[/p]

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:23 PM (tbOMB)

160 We're all middle of the road moderates now.

No more of you right wing fascists!!!!!!

No more of you left wing commies!!!!!!

Middle of the road moderates.

That's us.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 10, 2017 07:23 PM (+4PAw)

161
I'm guessing that getting his shelves centered is preoccupying Shelvey McShelverson right now...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:23 PM (pNxlR)

162 Schiller's Pissed

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:23 PM (mJ8mX)

163 This does not forebode well for phas3(TM)AoSHQ.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:23 PM (tbOMB)

164
In Russia, the president impeaches you!

Posted by: Yakoff Smirnoff at November 10, 2017 07:24 PM (pJDQf)

165 "Bob, we've tracked down one of the Russian Hookers that Trump refused to fuck. What's your name, miss?"

"I am Natalia Svetnova, and my legs are a mile long. No real man could resist my beauty. Could you resist me, Bob?"

"No. No, I couldn't."

"And yet -- this Mr. Trump refused to fuck me? What kind of man could even do that? A homosexual man, that's who? "

"Well, there you have it, folks. Conclusive proof."

Posted by: Desperate Media Shills at November 10, 2017 07:24 PM (42M22)

166 If you spend all of your time in the centre of the road, you're liable to be run over. "

What are you, chicken?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:24 PM (MINbv)

167

(Jump to center of page)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2017 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

168 right down the fvcking middle!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 10, 2017 07:24 PM (8iiMU)

169 Who blew out the margin?

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (aC6Sd)

170
156 If you spend all of your time in the centre of the road, you're liable to be run over.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:22 PM (mJ8mX)

Kindly keep your Canuckistan spelling peculiarities to yourself, eh?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (pNxlR)

171 </center>

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (tbOMB)

172 Trump handle two scoops of ice cream, handle five scoops of woman no problem.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (Jj+59)

173

If you spend all of your time in the centre of the road, you're liable to be run over.

Are we not possum?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (IqV8l)

174 Suck it up and power through....

Posted by: Shep-o at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (P1GJy)

175 This does not forebode well for phas3(TM)AoSHQ.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:23 PM (tbOMB)

Guy sitting next to me at the bar is wondering why I'm dieing of laughter.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (wjmTS)

176 Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (fXQD2)

177
Vanilla bean?

You like Vanilla ice cream?

Vanilla ice cream only exists to make all other flavors taste good.

Posted by: Soothsayer "Five Angels" Pentagile at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (pJDQf)

178 Jump to center of page"

It's just a jump to the left...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (MINbv)

179 I feel like we should be swerving side to side so the Russian MiGs can't get a missile lock on us.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (I/iGu)

180 And rite is more centered than right.

Rite?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (U6f54)

181 Ooo La La!

Posted by: booknlass at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (9mZIr)

182 "This song is about that choice, her depression and how she wishes she had not aborted Sara."

Just shoot me now.
Be depressed all you want, leave me out of it.

Posted by: navybrat at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (w7KSn)

183 175
This does not forebode well for phas3(TM)AoSHQ.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:23 PM (tbOMB)

Guy sitting next to me at the bar is wondering why I'm dieing of laughter.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (wjmTS)

Grab his junk and then start ranting about the coming of sonobi. It totally works!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (tbOMB)

184 Try this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/c] at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (fXQD2)

185 See, this is what happens when you get all uppity with your newfangled HTML. Left Justified is not good enough for ya, Mr. Fancybritches?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (BoMuO)

186 Poor Trumpy's libido must've gone the way of his hair. Billy Jeff would've ordered a second round of bitchez. Americans loved a president who was a stud!

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (2WJDD)

187 Phas3 is screwed if Ace has lost his centering level.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (I/iGu)

188 Just think Sonobi pays for every smartcrack about centering. Probably right in the middle of the price range.

Posted by: DaveA at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (FhXTo)

189 Justification Now!

Posted by: The Left Justification Adherents Association at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (UdKB7)

190 176
Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (fXQD2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (tbOMB)

191 This is probably what a dog feels like when it gets locked in the car and nobody notices . . . for hours.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (14URa)

192 184 Try this.

ok. Now you do this.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (BoMuO)

193 Who blew out the margin?
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (aC6Sd)

That would be Mr. O'Spades Esq. at 7:00 EST.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (+4PAw)

194 Failed anti-dentering attempt.

Posted by: zombie [/center] at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (42M22)

195 Nice double d's, bill!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (MINbv)

196 Another failed anti-centering attempt.

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:28 PM (42M22)

197 [c]Justify! [/c]

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 07:28 PM (ANIFC)

198 194 Failed anti-dentering attempt.

I didn't try anti-dentering. Good idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/c] at November 10, 2017 07:28 PM (fXQD2)

199 I have the sinking feeling we'll be like this for...

...wait for it...

#twoweeks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2017 07:28 PM (tRaq7)

200 The Devil mixes in a little truth with his lies.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 10, 2017 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

201 ^
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
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Posted by: Nicole Wallace at November 10, 2017 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

202 Kindly keep your Canuckistan spelling peculiarities to yourself, eh?

No. Mrs. Old Blue and I had a discussion today where she was trying to spell neighborhood. She asked me and I spelled it for her but she said it didn't sound right. So I explained to her that she's been reading a bunch of romantic novels set in England and that the English spell is neighbourhood. That's what threw her off. See also colour.

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (gEvQ8)

203 194 Failed anti-dentering attempt.
Posted by: zombie [/center] at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (42M22)

Anti-dentite!

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

204 Trump handle two scoops of ice cream, handle ~~five~~ ten scoops of woman no problem.
Fixed for anatomical correctness.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (mJ8mX)

205 Soothsayer's out standing in his field, smiling

Posted by: booknlass at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (9mZIr)

206 This is why <center> has been deprecated for about 10 years.

Well, not really why it was deprecated.

But it was.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (y87Qq)

207 [align:left]

or like, you know, whatever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (hcyUh)

208 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (KCxzN)

209 First, the blog moves to the center.

Next: Straight-up progressive.

Oh noes!

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (42M22)

210 Nice thread!

Posted by: Dead Skunk at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (0jtPF)

211 Serpentine! Serpentine!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (mJ8mX)

212 anti-dentering"

Try a pain reducing toothpaste next time...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (MINbv)

213 There's Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos is a book by Dem douche, Jim Hightower. No doubt a shitty book, but a good title.

Posted by: stace at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (6HFDU)

214 Maybe blowing the margins will work. Quick, someone post a long URL. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (BoMuO)

215 Sorry navybrat !

On the bright side, I just discovered an out take from Rumours - Silver Springs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s2je2wDllY

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (6FqZa)

216 203 194 Failed anti-dentering attempt.
Posted by: zombie [/center] at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (42M22)

Anti-dentite!
Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

The blog is al dente!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/c] at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (fXQD2)

217 Now you know how Muslims feel when they see text that isn't right justified!! Islamophobes!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (zkGZ8)

218 Guy sitting next to me at the bar is wondering why I'm dieing of laughter.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2017 07:25 PM (wjmTS)

Grab his junk and then start ranting about the coming of sonobi. It totally works!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:26 PM (tbOMB)

Damn you!

Now thee bartender says I can't have another beer!

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (wjmTS)

219 the headline almost states that Trump rejected the offer BECAUSE he already had five women in the room, peeing on each other. That is the only logical explanation for Trump to refuse. Thanks MFM

Posted by: illiniwek at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (/aIFg)

220 Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (tbOMB)

221 Can't believe they put that stupid Don't Stop on Rumours and not Silver Springs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa)

222 RIP faith no more's Chuck Mosley!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (RDd1I)

223

. .

Posted by: The Left Justification Adherents Association at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (UdKB7)

224 Trusting morons with bold, italic, strikethrough, etc., is one thing.

But text alignment powers could be used for pure evil.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (I/iGu)

225 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (tbOMB)

Needs less cowbell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/c] at November 10, 2017 07:31 PM (fXQD2)

226 also, this news shows the continued bad judgement of PDT. He shoulda negotiated for more!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 10, 2017 07:31 PM (RDd1I)

227 This is what I get for not following OM's chess thread advice: control the center.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2017 07:31 PM (y87Qq)

228 Pee pee! Pee pee!

(Pitter-patter of little feet as reporters run in circles.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 10, 2017 07:31 PM (JQHbN)

229 blowing the margins will work. "

But first...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:31 PM (MINbv)

230 206 This is why has been deprecated for about 10 years.

Well, not really why it was deprecated.

But it was.
Posted by: hogmartin

I have to say, I freakin' HATE CSS. Give me old-fahsioned html any day of the week.

As a last resort, I have now taught myself in-line CSS, which is kind of a newfangled version of html markup. More complicated than necessary, but I can still use it for individual words 'n' stuff.

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:31 PM (42M22)

231 Justification Now!
Posted by: The Left Justification Adherents Association at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (UdKB7)
Get Flushed, splitters!!!

Posted by: Even Edges For Tomorrow, Forever at November 10, 2017 07:31 PM (mJ8mX)

232 of course, this is not the singer of FNM that we all know of, fucking media.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (RDd1I)

233
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Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (I/iGu)

234 Karate do yes, safe. Karate do no, safe. If karate do guess so, squish, just like grape.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

235 . R
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Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (aC6Sd)

236 So did ace blow up the blog again and take off with his Twitter whore?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (D2vc1)

237 [/CloseAllTheThings]

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (hcyUh)

238 -
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get off the tracks!
train comin'!

Posted by: booknlass at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (9mZIr)

239 219 the headline almost states that Trump rejected the offer BECAUSE he already had five women in the room, peeing on each other. That is the only logical explanation for Trump to refuse. Thanks MFM
Posted by: illiniwek at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (/aIFg)

Well... he was there running the Miss Universe Contest...

Why pay when you have all that Mish available for Free?

Posted by: Vlad Putin at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

240 and then a step to the right..

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (MINbv)

241 221
Can't believe they put that stupid Don't Stop on Rumours and not Silver Springs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa)

See? Rumours. Unlike American English Rumors.

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (gEvQ8)

242 Get with the programme, Old Blue!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:33 PM (mJ8mX)

243 8
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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:33 PM (tbOMB)

244 Pixy successfully strips out extra white spaces?

But can't be bothered with curly quote search and replaces?

*shakes his fist at the clouds*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:33 PM (I/iGu)

245 B( . )( . ) BS!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2017 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

246 he did do "we care a lot" which you may know as the Dirty Jobs theme song (unless they're ripping that whole thing off)

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 10, 2017 07:34 PM (RDd1I)

247 successfully strips out extra white spaces"

Of course. Otherwise it's rayciss

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:34 PM (MINbv)

248 Mish Universe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:34 PM (hcyUh)

249 Wait, wait wait. Someone may have made this point: but this was in 2013? Three years before he was a candidate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2017 07:34 PM (rb1zT)

250 Roy Moore sounds very sincere in his denial of these bogus allegations on radio Hannity.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 07:34 PM (mcI77)

251 Andy, I'm trying to put some learning on the Horde! LMAO!

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:34 PM (gEvQ8)

252 All your futile incantations will do no good against Pixy's Hamsters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2017 07:35 PM (tRaq7)

253 It's not a rumour!

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at November 10, 2017 07:35 PM (ANIFC)

254 Centerfield!
Only 75 days until the college season opens!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 10, 2017 07:35 PM (0jtPF)

255 I feel very centered now. All of a sudden open borders seems like a great idea and John McCain is a great american hero.

I do not like this feeling. Someone change it back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2017 07:35 PM (rb1zT)

256 Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:27 PM (14URa)

"One, for I am a"... what? Don't keep us in suspense!

Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2017 07:35 PM (bYYGD)

257 I think this was caused by us discussing the forgotten '70s band Middle of the Road the other night.

Maybe if we post this offering to the '70s gods, they'll fix the blog:

Middle of the Road -- "Soley Soley" -- 1971:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voBqAGNUXPU

Classic! Plus, hot chicks!

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:35 PM (42M22)

258
🙉
🙉

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (pJDQf)

259 This is worse than being stuck in a cab that won't make any left turns.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (I/iGu)

260 I'm kinda stumped there isn't someone around.

Maybe if we all start swearing like longshoremen, it will get someone's attention.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (Enq6K)

261 Does salacious also apply as a legal term for raping underage girls and boys in Hollywood? Does it cover the sexual harassment of 100s maybe 1000s of starry-eyed girls and women looking for notoriety?

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (Kwhm/)

262 249 Wait, wait wait. Someone may have made this point: but this was in 2013? Three years before he was a candidate?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2017 07:34 PM (rb1zT)

Exactly. Even if the dossier was true, how the hell is it evidence that Trump colluded with Putin to steal the election?

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (ANIFC)

263 Trump employed McConnell's wife, yet he is still an insufferable nevertrump douchebag. And now, apparently #NeverMoore

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (BoMuO)

264 This hurts my eyes. I'm feeling tiggered.

Posted by: freaked at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (UdKB7)

265 Mish Universe.
Here she cums...

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (mJ8mX)

266
🙉
🙈
🙊

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:37 PM (pJDQf)

267 #NeverMoore
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (BoMuO)

Quoth the Turtle?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:37 PM (hcyUh)

268 *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 10, 2017 07:37 PM (tbOMB)

269 Maybe if we all start swearing like longshoremen"

You first.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:38 PM (MINbv)

270
Maybe if we all start swearing like longshoremen, it will get someone's attention.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 07:36 PM (Enq6K)
We need to go full Home Alone.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:38 PM (14URa)

271 Centered blog, centered shelves, such is life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:38 PM (BoMuO)

272 Tales from the 'center':
I read Bill Kristol every day!

Ed McMullin should be president!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2017 07:38 PM (rb1zT)

273 260. Now THAT'S a good idea. There's bound to be one of those sons of bitches who can unfuck this shitstorm.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 10, 2017 07:38 PM (fA1SL)

274 @260: "I'm kinda stumped there isn't someone around."

If you have an unfulfilled death wish, then it does seem like an opportune moment to sock as Ace.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:38 PM (I/iGu)

275 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:39 PM (tbOMB)

276

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 10, 2017 07:39 PM (+4PAw)

277 I have to say, I freakin' HATE CSS. Give me old-fahsioned html any day of the week.

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:31 PM (42M22)

It used to piss me off, until I got over myself and realized how much time it saves me.

Even if you never 'design' it again, just sit down and write yourself an OOCSS stylesheet that does everything you need, stick it up on github or something, and you never need to mess with it again. You can even have the href attribute of the link tag point to the github repo if you're feeling extra saucy, and if you ever decide to tweak it in the future, it updates everywhere.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2017 07:39 PM (y87Qq)

278 Maybe Ace shouldn't have given ALL of the COBs the day off. Somebody had to be left to clean up the mess.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:39 PM (BoMuO)

279 That dossier isn't true.
please don't even.

Posted by: booknlass at November 10, 2017 07:40 PM (9mZIr)

280 Okay, I didn't want to be one of THOSE morons, who made snarks about 'ace in teh barrel!!' or told the same lame jokes about centrism / the moral center.

Or, centre, if you're in Fleetwood Mac.

BUT CAN WE FIX THIS SHIT ALREADY ?!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:40 PM (6FqZa)

281 </div>
</center>

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:40 PM (tbOMB)

282
If you have an unfulfilled death wish, then it does seem like an opportune moment to sock as Ace.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:38 PM (I/iGu)

Hey guys!!!

.... aw, dammit.

Posted by: King at November 10, 2017 07:40 PM (hcyUh)

283 Mess? This isn't a mess.
Let me tell you about my bachelor pad..

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:41 PM (MINbv)

284 CSS is good fun nowadays.

Back when different browsers widely supported or didn't support various styles and there were hacks galore to make everything look the same across platforms?

Yeah, not so much.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:41 PM (I/iGu)

285 That is the first decision of Trump's I would disagree with. Me loves them Eastern Bloc Hunnies

Posted by: oddnot at November 10, 2017 07:41 PM (g1MTt)

286 280 Okay, I didn't want to be one of THOSE morons, who made snarks about 'ace in teh barrel!!' or told the same lame jokes about centrism / the moral center.

Or, centre, if you're in Fleetwood Mac.

BUT CAN WE FIX THIS SHIT ALREADY ?!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:40 PM (6FqZa)

Hey, I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2017 07:41 PM (rb1zT)

287 Maybe it's the Acecorp. Christmas party and they're all together. Without us.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:41 PM (14URa)

288 I was told there would be no long <div> at the HQ.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:41 PM (mJ8mX)

289 This is going to look really funny when somebody finally rescues the comments.

Somebody is coming to rescue the comments, right? RIGHT!?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2017 07:42 PM (tRaq7)

290

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 10, 2017 07:42 PM (+4PAw)

291 To be totes ceral for a moment,

Since when did any old piece of nonsensical dreck shat out of a kinko's laser-printer become a "Dossier" ??!!?

Ooooh-la-freakin'-la. Somebody's got some new shit comin' to light!

Dossier.

Bullshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:42 PM (hcyUh)

292 288. He will not us.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 10, 2017 07:42 PM (fA1SL)

293 Like I said way up top, I think we'll only be rescued by the next top of the hour autopost.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:43 PM (I/iGu)

294 And at the bar they are showing college football.

Temple vs. Cincinnati.

4-5 vs. 3-6.

Wonder why they landed on the Friday night game.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2017 07:43 PM (wjmTS)

295 Somebody is coming to rescue the comments, right? RIGHT!?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2017 07:42 PM (tRaq7)
Yeah, Lassie's on the way.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:43 PM (14URa)

296 Feeling more centered these days. 30 days nicotine free today.

Posted by: jsg at November 10, 2017 07:43 PM (+LW33)

297 b
d
b
d
b
d

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:43 PM (pNxlR)

298 289. Bridge at Remagen - 'hold until relieved. '

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 10, 2017 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

299 Somebody is coming to rescue the comments, right? RIGHT!?"

Yep. Just like those two twatwaffles who were lost off Japan...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:43 PM (MINbv)

300 This does kinda feel like being stuck at the bottom of a well.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:44 PM (I/iGu)

301 Quick, Lassie, go get ace!

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 07:44 PM (mcI77)

302 Well, this is a smart military blog, and it is Veteran's Day, so day off for everyone. Except me, I had to work, as always.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:44 PM (BoMuO)

303 Very late for me, but . . .

What in heaven's name are these people snorting/ingesting/smoking?

ROFLMAO

(because I am so hip hop and woke and with it -- isn't that how those *trendy* acronyms work?)

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 10, 2017 07:44 PM (MIKMs)

304 We need to go full Home Alone.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:38 PM (14URa)

HA! Yes!

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 07:44 PM (Enq6K)

305 I ordered some ammo in the middle of the week that hasn't shipped yet, and just now I got an email from that company telling me that if I order this weekend, shipping is free. But the order is locked and I cannot change or cancel it.

It's always fucking something.

I sent them a nasty email back.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 07:44 PM (60v4h)

306 Even if you never 'design' it again, just sit down and write yourself an OOCSS stylesheet that does everything you need, stick it up on github or something, and you never need to mess with it again. You can even have the href attribute of the link tag point to the github repo if you're feeling extra saucy, and if you ever decide to tweak it in the future, it updates everywhere.
Posted by: hogmartin

Nooooo nonononono no.

Everything MUST be on my own site. I have learned a very important lesson: Everything on the Internet is transient. No matter how big of a deal or permanent or "important" it may seem at the time. I refuse to refer to any outside site for any reason.

That said, I COULD piut the master CSS file on my own server, but then I'd have to keep it at that URL forever, because everything refers to it.

Furthermore, CSS could be "deprecated" eventually too.

Instead, I prefer to have every page totally self-contained and self-referential, so I can re-upload it anywhere and everywhere if necessary with zero thinking or tinkering. (I have exact offline backup versions of literally everything I've ever posted online.) Even if the Internet goes kablooey one day, zombietime (or its doppelganger) will be back within hours or days. I need every page to be internally complete.

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:44 PM (42M22)

307 And yet, and yet, we are three hundred comments into this centered thread and still commenting.

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:45 PM (gEvQ8)

308 Sylvanus Lanier, Marco Garcia, and Elijah Willis charged with raping a mentally disabled 16 yo at school.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybvlw4w4

Posted by: Rod at November 10, 2017 07:45 PM (zdltJ)

309 RIP, John Heard.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:45 PM (I/iGu)

310 What the hell is going on here??

Posted by: Kreplach at November 10, 2017 07:45 PM (Wtll+)

311
... and zen ze old ladies are thrown into ze fjords
with zair boots tied around zair necks ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:45 PM (pNxlR)

312
This thread's starting 5:

Wilt Chamberlain
Bill Russell
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Bill Walton
Shaw

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 10, 2017 07:45 PM (TXOkZ)

313 Well... he was there running the Miss Universe Contest...

Why pay when you have all that Mish available for Free?
Posted by: Vlad Putin at November 10, 2017 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

Do you suppose it went like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddJ55YKYIzc

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/c] at November 10, 2017 07:45 PM (fXQD2)

314
309 RIP, John Heard.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:45 PM (I/iGu)

That was over a month ago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:46 PM (pNxlR)

315 This is making my eyeballs go all googly. Might have to watch tv.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:46 PM (14URa)

316 Shit: Shaq not Shaw

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 10, 2017 07:46 PM (TXOkZ)

317 Well, no response from CBD. I'm sure he's at a NYC bar having a fabulous drink....

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 07:46 PM (Enq6K)

318 Quick, Cat Lassie, go get ace!

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 07:46 PM (mcI77)

319
Wankel Rotary Engine

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:46 PM (pNxlR)

320 Bridge at Remagen - 'hold until relieved. '

*cough*Pegasus bridge, across the Caen Canal, parallel with the River Orne, on the left flank of the Normandy landings*cough*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 07:46 PM (60v4h)

321 This is interesting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 10, 2017 07:47 PM (Ri/rl)

322 In Peruvia all writing is centered. That's one of the reasons there is a high incidence of crosseyedness there.

Posted by: freaked at November 10, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

323 316 Shit: Shaq not Shaw
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

I was wondering who the hell this mystery basketball legend "Shaw" was.

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:47 PM (42M22)

324 My mascara be runnin...

Posted by: Shep-o at November 10, 2017 07:47 PM (P1GJy)

325 NYC bar having a fabulous drink"

Grasshopper?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:47 PM (MINbv)

326 Day 134: We're still in the center of a vast nothingness. Down to last peanut butter jar. Dogs and us both worried.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink

Posted by: two lesbians lost asea with their two dogs at November 10, 2017 07:47 PM (mJ8mX)

327 @306: "... internally complete."

You can always embed a master CSS code block within each and every HTML page on your site. Redundant, and a waste of bandwidth, but totally doable.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

328 318
Quick, Cat Lassie, go get ace!

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 07:46 PM (mcI77)

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:48 PM (14URa)

329 Lew Alcindor was way better than Kareem Abdul-Jabbar anyway.

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:48 PM (42M22)

330 Shelvy is busy!

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2017 07:48 PM (4ZKcy)

331 At the end, the guy said, "I cannot imagine the same offer being done to Barack Obama or George W. Bush".

No similar offer to Barack Obama? I wonder why they would consider that to be futile.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 10, 2017 07:48 PM (/qEW2)

332 What the holy hell did you people do to the blog?!

Posted by: Weasel at November 10, 2017 07:48 PM (Sfs6o)

333
'Tis indeed a queer river he said,
as the water lapped at his thighs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:48 PM (pNxlR)

334 Top 5 Playwrights:

Ibsen
Strindbergh
Sophocles
O'Neill
Dennis Rodman

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:48 PM (hcyUh)

335 NYC bar having a fabulous drink"

Grasshopper?

Sloe gin Fizz?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 07:48 PM (mcI77)

336 @314: "That was over a month ago."

Several months ago, and any Home Alone remakes or sequels will never be the same without him.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (I/iGu)

337 If someone hasn't already mentioned it, RINO commentator Kat Tiemph is having a tiff about Roy Moore. She is unhinged and wrote a profanity laced opinion piece at NR.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (R5lpX)

338 Well, I guess I'll just shelve any further comments...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (MINbv)

339
John Hurt is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (pJDQf)

340 LEFTISTS
NEED
TO
STOP
PLAYING
WITH
THEMSELVES
IN
PUBLIC

Posted by: William Eaton at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (MuTTO)

341

Wankel Rotary Engine

The Mazda goes: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (IqV8l)

342 I didn't think I could despise politicians any more than I already did. I thought wrong.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (2DOZq)

343 Professional Liars can lie with headlines. That's why they're professionals. They have more ways to lie than Hillary Clinton at a phony FBI deposition.

This pageant was about the same time as all of Official Washington suddenly decided it was a swell idea to let the Russians own 20% of our uranium supply. Have you ever heard any reporter ask Obama, Clinton or any other official who signed off on that deal why it was such a great idea?

No, you haven't. And that's #FakeNews too; lying by omission. Professionals.

Which brings us to Judge Moore. The Professional Liars have decided anyone who goes up against the Swamp will get their own Dossier. Jeff Bezos makes scaredy-cat RINO's jump at their own shadows on command. They've been trained.

Bezos bought the Washington Post so he publish Democrat Party handouts under the cover of the WaPo byline. That's not just Fake, but foundationally dishonest.

May their words fall to the floor like C.K.'s pants.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (Ndje9)

344 Yes, John Hurt is dead too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:49 PM (I/iGu)

345 CENTER!!!!!!

As if anyone reads anything but the headline. That's NBC's game...they know it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 10, 2017 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

346 NYC bar having a fabulous drink"

Grasshopper?

Sloe gin Fizz?

Golden Cadillac?

Tequila Sunrise?

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:50 PM (gEvQ8)

347 It moved!!!!!

Posted by: Shep-o at November 10, 2017 07:50 PM (P1GJy)

348 Yes, John Hurt is dead too"

What about Paul?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:50 PM (MINbv)

349 Liberals, who think all women want to watch them jack off, will stop at NOTHING to stop Trump and stop America from being great again.

Posted by: Sponge at November 10, 2017 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

350 "Ace will come!" The Empress pounded the table, as her generals looked at each other nervously. Outside the bunker, the Horde became agitated as they could hear the out-of-control raptors clawing at the door. An Ette pulled out a tissue as she sobbed quietly, recalling the halycon days of left-aligned posts.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 10, 2017 07:51 PM (XKZwp)

351 327 @306: "... internally complete."

You can always embed a master CSS code block within each and every HTML page on your site. Redundant, and a waste of bandwidth, but totally doable.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

This whole thing about "wasting bandwidth" is hilariously retro. The html file on any of my pages usually consumes about 0.00001% of the bandwidth. One single photo is 100x the file size of the index file. And I often have dozens or hundreds of photos.

And it's not just me. Other sites not only are loaded down with images, but have applets, Flash, ads, yadda yadda. The index html files is those cases are also like 0.0001% of the bandwidth. Adding in a few extra characters is trivial.

I don't understand why this justification is still trotted out for CSS. Just go with "simpler" and "streamlined" -- not "saves bandwidth."

Posted by: zombie at November 10, 2017 07:51 PM (42M22)

352 Ace could give the Cobs off tonight, everyone is having fun playing with the margins without them.

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 07:52 PM (aC6Sd)

353 Raul? Still not dead. His brother? Not so much.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:52 PM (I/iGu)

354 We should know soon if ace is alive or buried under a pile of collapsed shelves.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2017 07:52 PM (/tuJf)

355 You can always embed a master CSS code block within each and every HTML page on your site. Redundant, and a waste of bandwidth, but totally doable.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

And requires that you propagate every little tweak into every block on all the pages.

But yeah, it's doable...

I just finally quit fighting "this is how CSS wants you to do it" and did it that way and... actually it's a lot easier than the old way. Now that browser support is no longer a trainwreck of failure and shame, as you mentioned.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2017 07:53 PM (y87Qq)

356 NYC bar having a fabulous drink"

Grasshopper?

Sloe gin Fizz?

Golden Cadillac?

Tequila Sunrise?

Beer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:53 PM (BoMuO)

357
Kevin Spacey! Louis CK! Charlie Sheen!

THE PERVO BROS OF WHORRYWOOD!

* squirt! * A Harvey Weinstein Production * squirt! *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:53 PM (pNxlR)

358 >>> "Ace will come!" The Empress pounded the table, as her generals looked at each other nervously.

*** golf clap ***

Posted by: fluffy at November 10, 2017 07:53 PM (cHbmY)

359 When Christy McVie found out that Billy Earl wanted to use "Don't Stop" for his campaign, she was incredibly flattered.

and how did all the singers and players act when Pres. Trump wanted to use their songs?

like pinches.

Posted by: booknlass at November 10, 2017 07:53 PM (9mZIr)

360 ME NO DEAD

Posted by: the horta at November 10, 2017 07:53 PM (mJ8mX)

361 Put me in Coach! I'm ready to play, today! Look at me! I could be...Center Field!

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:53 PM (gEvQ8)

362 Who?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 10, 2017 07:54 PM (vS0yB)

363 Justified
And
Ancient

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 10, 2017 07:54 PM (lLeln)

364 Kevin Spacey! Louis CK! Charlie Sheen!

THE PERVO BROS OF WHORRYWOOD!

* squirt! * A Harvey Weinstein Production * squirt! *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:53 PM (pNxlR)

Spanko, Wanko, and Herpo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:54 PM (hcyUh)

365 RINO commentator Kat Tiemph is having a tiff about Roy Moore. She is unhinged and wrote a profanity laced opinion piece at NR.

In the interests of Senatorial decorum, no doubt.

I'm going to take a guess that some dude once dated Kat and dumped her for a younger model.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:55 PM (6FqZa)

366

Posted by: the horta at November 10, 2017 07:55 PM (mJ8mX)

367 WTF?

Posted by: the horta at November 10, 2017 07:55 PM (mJ8mX)

368 Top Five Perverts:

Kennedy Family
Clinton Family
Weinstein
Spacey
Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: William Eaton at November 10, 2017 07:55 PM (MuTTO)

369 WHOA!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:55 PM (BoMuO)

370 ME NO DEAD
#366 NO TAKE?

Posted by: the horta at November 10, 2017 07:55 PM (mJ8mX)

371 Wow! What just happened?

Posted by: Old Blue [/c] at November 10, 2017 07:55 PM (gEvQ8)

372 Justified
And
Ancient
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 10, 2017 07:54 PM (lLeln)

: blushes :

Posted by: Esoteric Order of Dagon at November 10, 2017 07:55 PM (y87Qq)

373 Iceberg!

Left!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: William Eaton at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (MuTTO)

374 *pushes a cold Guinness thru USB port to whomever rescued the comments*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (tRaq7)

375 Posted by: the horta"

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (Dgvtg)

376 @351: "This whole thing about "wasting bandwidth" is hilariously retro. "

So you're the guy who's responsible for all modern webpages bloating into tens of megabytes and literally hundreds of offsite script calls?!

I jest, but seriously: kids these days would cry if they still had to manually manage memory in their programming.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (I/iGu)

377 Like coming home after vacation

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (BoMuO)

378 What's left for us now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (hcyUh)

379 Center of Disease control reminds everyone condoms prevent disease

Posted by: CDC at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (aC6Sd)

380 Great. Fixing the blog effed up my joke at #366.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (mJ8mX)

381 Look at that! Fixed!
Thanks, Trump!

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (fA1SL)

382 Ace is......special.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (wYseH)

383 YAY! only took 370ish posts.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

384 Niiiice.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (Dgvtg)

385 Uh oh . . . they're home!

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (14URa)

386 Mooouuuuu..... And we were so easily entertained!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (XKZwp)

387 Great. Fixing the blog effed up my joke at #366.

I was seriously considering posting a centre-aligned penis.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:57 PM (6FqZa)

388 What's with all the 'centered' comments? Everything looks fine. Blog is functioning as designed. You're seeing things.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2017 07:57 PM (y87Qq)

389
No fun now 'til the ONT!

Oh, I do hope Yoko favours us with her dulcet tones!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:57 PM (pNxlR)

390 COB comes in, fixes the comments, leaves without saying hi.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:57 PM (BoMuO)

391 Well crap. Now what are we supposed to talk about?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:58 PM (tbOMB)

392 383 YAY! only took 370ish posts.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)
-------------------------------
And yet we persisted!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 10, 2017 07:58 PM (0jtPF)

393 391 Well crap. Now what are we supposed to talk about?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 10, 2017 07:58 PM (tbOMB)

I honestly have completely forgotten what the post was about....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 07:58 PM (hcyUh)

394 I always say the horde can amuse themselves

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 07:58 PM (aC6Sd)

395 The first ten minutes of the ABC Evening News show were all about sexual predation, masturbation, touching, feeling up, and all that shit.

By mid-show, they went to something maybe kids could stand overhearing, some story about cops shooting up some innocent guy's pickup.

When ABC wrapped up moments ago, Denver 7, the local leftist affiliate, went into the same things all over again, beginning with Roy Moore diddling some 14 year-old.

These fucking news shows ought to have a content warning.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 10, 2017 07:59 PM (U6f54)

396 390
COB comes in, fixes the comments, leaves without saying hi.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:57 PM (BoMuO)

Ace and the COB's move in mysterious ways. Ours is not to know.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 10, 2017 07:59 PM (gEvQ8)

397 It moved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2017 07:59 PM (rb1zT)

398
Let's all yell at the sky!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 07:59 PM (pNxlR)

399 I was seriously considering posting a centre-aligned penis.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:57 PM (6FqZa)

----------------------------------

Then it would turn to the left...Yea...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 10, 2017 07:59 PM (MuTTO)

400 If I were directing this movie, there would be a jump-cut to a wall full of shelves crashing down.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2017 07:59 PM (y87Qq)

401 Ok, now do Justify Right!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:59 PM (BoMuO)

402 A lithium camera battery just exploded inside Orlando airport causing a mass panic. This is the world in which we live now.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 08:00 PM (mcI77)

403 kids these days would cry if they still had to manually manage memory in their programming.

Dude. Dude. I was an 80s kid. Brought up on TRS-80s. I know all about the CLEAR and PCLEAR commands and about what you can and cannot put in an array.

And then... came the 1990s... when I had to learn about... C++ garbage collection.

I think I need a hug.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

404 390 COB comes in, fixes the comments, leaves without saying hi.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 07:57 PM (BoMuO)

CBD actually did say that Ace was special.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 10, 2017 08:00 PM (rb1zT)

405
I just had prime rib for supper. I am happy as bug in a rug, Uncle Harvey with a room full of ingenues and ficuses.

To top if off, if only Putin would offer me 5 Octyabrina Maximovas. Or is the plural Maximovae?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 10, 2017 08:00 PM (8O3HH)

406 Thank you, Cat Lassie!

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 08:00 PM (14URa)

407 The good thing is if you forget what the thread is about, make a comment then it takes you back to the top to re read the thread heading. Of course by the time you get back down here you forgot agsin.

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 08:00 PM (aC6Sd)

408 Guess I will see if I can find a Kurt Russell movie to watch. Have fun horde!

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2017 08:01 PM (4ZKcy)

409 I was seriously, no joke, considering taking off from work to go to the "scream at the sky" event and just yell with mad, animal glee, occasionally throwing in a "Thank you Jesus!" now and again.

Of course I would not be unarmed...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2017 08:01 PM (hcyUh)

410
400 If I were directing this movie, there would be a jump-cut to a wall full of shelves crashing down.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2017 07:59 PM (y87Qq)

With a penciled in happy face that assumes a distressed look as the collapse progresses!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 08:01 PM (pNxlR)

411 CBD fixed it!

I take back all the bad things I said about him...well, almost all.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 08:01 PM (Enq6K)

412 Nood TSA

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 10, 2017 08:01 PM (BoMuO)

413 @365

You know this whole thing is an op when the nano second this turd was dumped, the usual suspects had prepared statements ready to go.

And here is the bottom line, there is literally no way to get to a finding of facts about this situation.

Some women have made accusations.

Moore has denied them, even going so far as saying he never met the 14 year old.

So unless the women seek to press criminal or civil charges and or Moore inittiates a libel suite against the Post and slander and defamation suits against the women it's a he-said she-said fart that will just hang out there till some new evidence is presented on both sides.

And...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 10, 2017 08:03 PM (Wtll+)

414
411 CBD fixed it!

I take back all the bad things I said about him...well, almost all.
Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2017 08:01 PM (Enq6K)

How soon you forget this week's Art Thread horrors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2017 08:03 PM (pNxlR)

415 Thank you, Cat Lassie!

Wait, what's that girl? You say Ace is buried under a pile of shelving?

Run, now! Go get the Sheriff! Good girl!

I'll mix drinks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2017 08:03 PM (tRaq7)

416
301 Quick, Lassie, go get ace!
Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 07:44 PM (mcI77)

*holds spare shelf under Lassie's nose*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2017 08:03 PM (eXA4G)

417 Guess I will see if I can find a Kurt Russell movie to watch. Have fun horde!

Soldier is always worth a watch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 08:03 PM (60v4h)

418 And...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

__________

first to fight for dee dems
and to knock our GOP
they are proud to hold the title
Of R I N O e

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 10, 2017 08:06 PM (RDd1I)

419 I wonder how many current senators would remember if they had molested people back in the day?

I know Robert Byrd at the end did realize the civil war had happened much less that he belonged to the KKK.

In fact he thought he was a Roman Senator!

Posted by: William Eaton at November 10, 2017 08:07 PM (MuTTO)

420 In fact he thought he was a Roman Senator!

Specter though he was Scottish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 08:12 PM (60v4h)

421 Now what are we supposed to talk about?
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So, um, how's the weather there?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 08:12 PM (mJ8mX)

422 392 383 YAY! only took 370ish posts.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)
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And yet we persisted!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 10, 2017 07:58 PM (0jtPF)

We powered through!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/c] at November 10, 2017 08:14 PM (fXQD2)

423 We persisted.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 10, 2017 08:18 PM (8iiMU)

424 What's a 'senator'???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 08:18 PM (mJ8mX)

425 56
Five will barely wet the bed.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at November 10, 2017 07:06 PM (HgMAr)

LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 10, 2017 08:42 PM (7+qdf)

426 5 Girls? I'm a 6 girl guy. But one of them has to be Putin with a ball gag, dog collar and a leash.

Otherwise no deal!

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 10, 2017 08:48 PM (7+qdf)

427 125
My six pack abs;

*) )))

*) )))

Posted by: Anonymous Dude at November 10, 2017 07:16 PM (ajiE5)

Sure Now you tell me how.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 10, 2017 08:49 PM (7+qdf)

428 424
What's a 'senator'???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 08:18 PM (mJ8mX)

It's a breath freshener?

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at November 10, 2017 08:57 PM (n3hky)

429 Oddnot- I guess you haven't noticed Melania. There happen to be pictures...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 10, 2017 09:05 PM (w7U7L)

430 The Russians used the same offer on Hillary, only she accepted.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at November 10, 2017 09:36 PM (/dUAl)

431 The left actually hates Trump more because he doesn't live a pervo lifestyle.

Posted by: QT 3.14159 at November 10, 2017 09:57 PM (8YAGe)

432 God damn every fucking pig in this country to hell where they belong, for THEY are the enablers. And God damn their whores with them.

Posted by: Mark Matis at November 11, 2017 08:31 AM (LzG0h)

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Blaring Media Headline: Russians Offered Trump's Bodyguard to Send Five Women to Trump's Room
Buried in the Story: The Bodyguard Viewed it as a Joke and Declined, Saying "We Don't Do Stuff Like That"