aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Texas Church Murderer Should Have Been Blocked From Buying Guns, But Bureaucratic Error Kept His Domestic Violence Charge Off His Record
FACT: We have so many laws and regulations regulating gun ownership that our bureaucrats routinely fail to keep up with the restricted list
CONCLUSION: Dangit, we need more gun laws! So: buying the guns already was illegal, and it was just our well-oiled machine government's typical competence that permitted him to buy them due to his record not being entered into the federal background-check database.An official at the Pentagon tells NPR's Tom Bowman that a mistake resulted in neither the arrest nor the conviction being listed in the National Instant Criminal Background Check System, the database that would have flagged him as ineligible to purchase a firearm.So we have two choices as to what we can do: 1. We can ride herd on these bureaucrats we're paying to do their jobs and, see if you can follow me here, actually make them do their jobs,, or be put out the door to look for a new one. 2. We can strip law-abiding citizens of more rights, so that the bureaucrats' jobs will be easier. Well, given that the Constitution says nothing at all about guns but it does say it is a sacred right of government employees to do #LikeWhateverMan at their jobs, obviously we have to go with Option 2.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2017 08:01 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: wooga at November 06, 2017 08:01 PM (5cCDd)
Who is Harry Grey?
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 06, 2017 08:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Top Men at November 06, 2017 08:03 PM (5cCDd)
Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2017 08:04 PM (ANIFC)
Hard to pass laws against human error.
Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
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Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2017 08:05 PM (r+sAi)
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Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2017 08:05 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Looney Libs at November 06, 2017 08:06 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 06, 2017 08:06 PM (JfTed)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 08:06 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Concerned Women of Brattleboro at November 06, 2017 08:06 PM (zCyNd)
"When you make new laws, you are only making new criminals."
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 06, 2017 08:07 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 06, 2017 08:07 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 06, 2017 08:07 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Looney Libs at November 06, 2017 08:07 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2017 08:07 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 06, 2017 08:07 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 08:08 PM (H0quv)
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 08:08 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 08:08 PM (H0quv)
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Especially the ones that get close to hammers.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 08:09 PM (2mC6G)
Gives me a nice warm and fuzzy feeling!
Could be Gastresophageal Reflux Disease though. That will be treated in the future when Nationalized Healthcare is the LAW!! with a can of Sprite.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 06, 2017 08:09 PM (V8BSz)
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We'll call it "Ficus Points". Every task that is accomplished well, they get so many ficus points. At the end of the week, they can cash them in.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:10 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2017 08:10 PM (htCbO)
Posted by: X-ray at November 06, 2017 08:10 PM (bvE6q)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman -GNAMM Survivor-Keeper of Shirt-Misplacer of Pants at November 06, 2017 08:10 PM (m9gGU)
Tribe did not report the father's DV.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 08:10 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: The Koi at November 06, 2017 08:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: blake at November 06, 2017 08:10 PM (WEBkv)
Government employee
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2017 08:11 PM (LiyEm)
Well, they sure won't be able to give you any effective painkillers !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 06, 2017 08:11 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: teh Wind at November 06, 2017 08:11 PM (x2bNT)
I like to "feed the fish" in addition to the ficus.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at November 06, 2017 08:11 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at November 06, 2017 08:12 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2017 08:12 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 08:06 PM (tbOMB)
*Golf clap*
Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2017 08:12 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Adriane the Religious Critic ... at November 06, 2017 08:12 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: The Federal Government at November 06, 2017 08:12 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (/tuJf)
We can ride herd on these bureaucrats we're paying to do their jobs and, see if you can follow me here, actually make them do their jobs,, or be put out the door to look for a new one.
It was caused by a lack of sufficient funding. Because you greedy teabaggers resist contributing your fair share of taxes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (yzmuz)
"As NPR has previously reported, mass shootings are often linked to domestic violence. "
Oooh, that would certainly be a fun conversation to have, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (BgKrI)
turns out magic 8-ball constitution says America was founded to give free govt 'bortions to illegals anndddd.....jobs for life for bureaucrats.
NOW BAKE DAT CAKE
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (RDd1I)
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Oh, God damnit, Harvey!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (htCbO)
Posted by: rifraf at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (RiEBD)
Oh, and that "good guy with a gun" who helped stopped Kelley? Just a "plumber" who "got off a lucky shot".
I am awesome. Worship me, peons.
Posted by: Tom Nichols, Salon-Approved "Conservative" at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (a1WR4)
resulted in neither the arrest nor the conviction being listed in the
National Instant Criminal Background Check System, the database that
would have flagged him as ineligible to purchase a firearm.
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.It's like I said this morning, I can guarantee you I submitted every single punitive discharge I ever signed to the proper reporting code but I had zero control over what they did with my submissions after they left my office.
Regardless he was ineligible to possess a firearm and he knowingly lied on two questions on the AFT form 4473.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2017 08:14 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:15 PM (kUotE)
https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/927560563361828866
Posted by: Thrawn at November 06, 2017 08:15 PM (a1WR4)
Posted by: Thomas Friedman at November 06, 2017 08:15 PM (zCyNd)
Domestic violence charges shouldn't prohibit someone from owning guns. Violent physical assault (tried and convicted) should - but that wouldn't matter if it were domestic or not.
A dishonorable discharge from the military, however, should stop someone from owning guns.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 06, 2017 08:16 PM (8gDQu)
the future when Nationalized Healthcare is the LAW!! with a can of
Sprite.
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Sprite? You wish!
It will be a dented can of Big K lemon lime soda with a drink by date of September 9, 1999.
Posted by: shibumi, based business person at November 06, 2017 08:16 PM (aT+Bx)
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Idiot, that wouldn't apply here. The shooter was a liberal. and rich.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 06, 2017 08:16 PM (RDd1I)
Regardless he was ineligible to possess a firearm and he knowingly lied on two questions on the AFT form 4473.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2017 08:14 PM (+Dllb)
Hmmmm... better confiscate all firearms, just to be sure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2017 08:16 PM (yzmuz)
Posted by: X-ray at November 06, 2017 08:16 PM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 06, 2017 08:16 PM (RFnEL)
It was caused by a lack of sufficient funding. Because you greedy teabaggers resist contributing your fair share of taxes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Scanning radio channels today during commercials on Rush. Landed on NPR. They had an economist who said lowering taxes on corporations would cause them to move overseas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)
So guess what... they continuously add to the amount of Laws, even when we have enough... because... its their job.
They must somehow justify their jobs... and campaign funds... so they CREATE crap to do.
Thus, if a Law fails, the ONLY thing they know how to do, is pass MORE laws...
Its the old, when all you have is a Hammer, everything looks like a Nail meme.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
Wait till he finds out the plumber was also a former NFA instructor.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)
George W. Bush Was 'Single Most Destructive President in U.S. History, Including James Buchanan'
-BB
Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (mcI77)
If there were no guns to be had, then the federal government's incompetence at background checks wouldn't be an issue.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (RDd1I)
Are you trying to summon Cake Girl?
Cause I approve of that plan if you are.
Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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just like Benghazi!
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: NPR at November 06, 2017 08:18 PM (Tyii7)
Because that's a normal thing to do when someone isn't associated with your group, you know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 06, 2017 08:18 PM (BgKrI)
I am awesome. Worship me, peons.
Posted by: Tom Nichols, Salon-Approved "Conservative" at November 06, 2017 08:13 PM (a1WR4)
Yeah, mentioned it throughout the day. The local news boobs were calling him a "bystander." The guy who woke groggy from a nap, grabbed his rifle, engaged the shooter, barefoot, in armed combat, and pursued him to ultimate death, is by MSM's qualification, a bystander.
Because. Must. Perpetuate. The. Narrative.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 08:18 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Duke at November 06, 2017 08:18 PM (ynvNW)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2017 08:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:18 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:18 PM (cTq50)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2017 08:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at November 06, 2017 08:19 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (rb1zT)
Wait till he finds out the plumber was also a former NFA instructor.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)
Evidently in the heat of battle he noticed the armor plate and consciously fired into the pervs side. Then hit him twice in the neck as he was driving off. He was bare footed.
He should receive a medal.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (mcI77)
This is always the go-to play, these days. And the turds in Washington and the state capitals have been pretty successful in pushing most of these illegal shit-laws through.
You want to get your money out of the bank ... that makes you a suspect of some sort. First, you must ask permission from various governmental boards and desk-sitters if you can have your own money.
But don't try and take your own money with you anywhere. If you are stopped and found to have too much of your own money on you then the money is arrested and you'll likely not see it for years, if ever again.
All this because our cops can't make cases against known drug dealers and racketeers ... and because when they do our courts let them walk, anyway. So, everyone loses their right to their own cash.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (RFnEL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (89UPP)
So, moar gun laws, STAT!
Posted by: blake at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (2mC6G)
The formation of militias in order to keep a tyrannical government from taking people's weapons is what shall not be infringed.
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
People keeping and beating arms as well as a well regulated militia are necessary to the security of a free state.
Militias shall not be infringed because they are the buffers between freedom and despots.
Really. The right to keep and bear arms is a given. So is the fact that tyrants will try to take them. It is pretty easy to read it that way.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (dZyHE)
Its the old, when all you have is a Hammer, everything looks like a Nail meme.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
This is why we need to figure out how to reward legislators for passing laws that nullify existing crappy laws that don't work.
Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (bCaZS)
Posted by: David Frum at November 06, 2017 08:22 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:22 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)
Thankfully, I've never heard of this Tom Nichols POS. Who bitch is this? Was he supposed to be sort of conservative intellectual, member of our wonderful conservative intelligentsia?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (oPNmq)
If feet first I'm down with that.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2017 08:22 PM (mcI77)
So guess what... they continuously add to the amount of Laws, even when we have enough... because... its their job.
They must somehow justify their jobs... and campaign funds... so they CREATE crap to do.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 06, 2017 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
That problem is easily taken care of by forced sunset laws. Each level of law has a certain sunset period associated with it. The Constitution is the highest, with no sunsets, but under that all laws must be readministered and repassed within their stated legal limits and their duration cannot be longer than the sunset level for that sort of law and that particular legislature.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 06, 2017 08:22 PM (8gDQu)
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Nah. They would be assigned to the "Gun Ban Enforcement Bureau," which will, of course, include real guns, toy guns, pictures of guns and food chewed into the shape of guns, the soon to be created "Knife Registry" and the "Muli-State Cooperative Working Group Identifying Other Potentially Harmless Items That Should Be Banned, Like Sticks and Stones."
Posted by: shibumi, based business person at November 06, 2017 08:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 06, 2017 08:23 PM (UxOeV)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (mcI77)
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I agree. I'd love for him to be at the White House by the end of the week.
Even better if he showed up in a big foam sequined cowboy hat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 06, 2017 08:23 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl...beat the dodgers at November 06, 2017 08:23 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 08:23 PM (YXJ+5)
Someone said the local antifa group came out and immediately disowned
him and said there was no evidence that he was a dues paying member. Or
something.
Because that's a normal thing to do when someone isn't associated with your group, you know.
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.That was the San Antonio antifa facebook post first thing this morning . Now they are saying he was a member of some right wing religious cult called "keikistan" that I never heard of.
They are flailing.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2017 08:23 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (oPNmq)
If feet first I'm down with that.
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Would head first be OK if there was a large clear plastic splash guard?
Posted by: shibumi, based business person at November 06, 2017 08:23 PM (aT+Bx)
How many types of discharge are there? I think I heard someone on the radio saying the POS only got a "bad conduct" discharge, which was not as bad as a "dishonorable" discharge, and that the former did not bar one from buying a gun but the latter does.
Anyone familiar with this?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:22 PM (CNHr1)
Forget it Jewels, it's the Air Force.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (T71PA)
He should receive a medal.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (mcI77)
Wow. Awesome.
Posted by: Country Boy at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (/2v5f)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (hZqko)
Really. The right to keep and bear arms is a given. So is the fact that tyrants will try to take them. It is pretty easy to read it that way.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (4bjXi)
Fortunately, you are wrong and on shaky legal footing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (htCbO)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 06, 2017 08:25 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2017 08:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at November 06, 2017 08:21 PM (dZyHE)
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I just read that it wasn't technically a Dishonorable Discharge, just something like a "Discharge for Conduct". But the domestic violence that brought the discharge, is still enough to keep him from getting a gun.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 08:25 PM (2mC6G)
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Nah. They would be assigned to the "Gun Ban Enforcement Bureau," which will, of course, include real guns, toy guns, pictures of guns and food chewed into the shape of guns, the soon to be created "Knife Registry" and the "Muli-State Cooperative Working Group Identifying Other Potentially Harmless Items That Should Be Banned, Like Sticks and Stones."
Posted by: shibumi, based business person"
Thanks, I was trying to work that up, but you said it better !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 06, 2017 08:25 PM (Ktb8D)
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What do you want?
Posted by: lin-duh falling at November 06, 2017 08:19 PM (kufk0)
Double layer chocolate cake, chocolate icing with pecans sprinkled on top.
I got a USB3 connection so delivery is not an issue.
Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2017 08:26 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:20 PM (89UPP)
How are you and your lovely ladies?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:26 PM (cTq50)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (kUotE)
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Correction, four hands.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 06, 2017 08:26 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: wooga at November 06, 2017 08:26 PM (5cCDd)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 06, 2017 08:26 PM (hUqh+)
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Take my money. Please!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 06, 2017 08:26 PM (UxOeV)
The federal government can't find its ass with both hands.
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (kUotE)
I could find it with one boot-shod foot.
Posted by: with spurs on at November 06, 2017 08:26 PM (zCyNd)
Any military morons want to explain the difference between "dishonorable" and "bad conduct"? I really don't know how to parse the two.
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at November 06, 2017 08:27 PM (e4ZX9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 08:27 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 06, 2017 08:27 PM (89T5c)
. . .
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (8O3HH)
No phrasing, no peace!
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2017 08:27 PM (yUKyn)
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FWIW, I have it on good authority that a dishonorable discharge is just about the worst thing that can happen to a traitor because it can be mildly embarrassing if he applies for a job and has to remind the interviewer that they're not allowed to ask what type of discharge he received.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 06, 2017 08:27 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 06, 2017 08:25 PM
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Why thank you.
The key is to think of the most ridiculous thing you can and then take it at least two steps beyond. For effect.
Posted by: shibumi, based business person at November 06, 2017 08:28 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Inogame at November 06, 2017 08:28 PM (k7NEf)
Not only incompetence, but the system relies on the willingness of
individuals with murder in their heart to not violate the sanctity of a
form. A FORM! He violated a form.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 08:06 PM (tbOMB
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If only someone, say in the government, had caught him lying!
Posted by: Javems at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (yOqwj)
Again.
Indeed.. he does. Fucking piece of shit. He's like a nightmare that doesn't end.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (CNHr1)
Feet first in the wood chipper. And make his/her co-workers watch. The sounds will haunt them for eternity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 06, 2017 08:27 PM (89T5c)
Depends on how fast the line is moving.
Posted by: event manager at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (zCyNd)
If feet first I'm down with that.
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Would head first be OK if there was a large clear plastic splash guard?
Posted by: shibumi, based business person at November 06, 2017 08:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Oh no. I would want to give them a few seconds to reflect on their mistakes before....well, you know.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (mcI77)
Had a good hour long discussion at the Monday evening dinner place about this as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (JyFLk)
You people have such dirty minds. I'm just so appalled. And scandalized.
You all know what a little choir boy I am.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (8O3HH)
Because that's a normal thing to do when someone isn't associated with your group, you know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 06, 2017 08:18 PM (BgKrI)
Yeah, riiight! Like there even is such a thing as a dues-paying member of an avowedly anarchist movement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: the NFA at November 06, 2017 08:30 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Mrs. Wheaton at November 06, 2017 08:30 PM (YXJ+5)
How come there are never mass shootings at gun shows, NRA meetings, shooting tournaments, etc. they only happen in "safe spaces aka gun free zones". Another less well known gun free zone in Texas is hospitals. Although churches in Texas are not open carry you can CC and my church happens to be armed to the teeth...discreetly. I still don't understand why no one was armed in this church. The "plumber" is a hero.
Posted by: lin-duh falling at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (kufk0)
But self defense is what is at stake here.
The commas. They get confusing. And speech was a bit different then.
Like I said, I read it that way often. Maybe because I want to believe that the right to keep and bear arms is a given. Lots of leftists in America sure don't think so.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (4bjXi)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Javems at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: BJ Clinton at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (hZqko)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (CNHr1)
kekistan is the made up homeland of Pepe the frog. The spazes at 4chan made the whole thing up during the election to parody the left's hysterical bed wetting over the alt-right bullshit.
It's just made up bullshit all the way down.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (88xKn)
When it's a ball peen hammer, even a ficus looks like a nail.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (5cCDd)
The Progs consider that a feature, not a bug, for reasons I can't comprehend.
Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2017 08:32 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 08:32 PM (YXJ+5)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 06, 2017 08:32 PM (PxqU/)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:32 PM (CNHr1)
I submit that science has firmly established the efficacy of prayer Greatly exceeds that of government.
It's laughably not even close.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 06, 2017 08:32 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:26 PM (cTq50)
Pretty well. We've got about two more months stuck in this tiny crappy little apartment and then we can finally move into our new home. The time is just crawling by.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:32 PM (89UPP)
In Soros' panti-fa, dues pay you!
Just answer Craigslist ad. $15.00/hr.
We have signs already made.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (tRaq7)
He should receive a medal. "
At the very least!
Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
Do you have the vestments?
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (RFnEL)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:24 PM (kUotE)
If you paid more taxes, they could afford another hand to hold the flashlight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (oPNmq)
Baltimore talk radio was pretty much on fire today with local callers concerning firearms.
And the two hours that I listened to didn't have a single caller that was NOT for easing ownership restrictions, and supporting the concept of armed church goers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (88xKn)
Four strong horses, each headed in a cardinal direction, and a goodly amount of rope.
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (YXJ+5)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:34 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (KP5rU)
Not sure who the moron was who said it a few years ago, but it was something along the lines of Obama being a shit stain on the pages of our history. I wish I could remember the exact words, because it was frigging hysterical.
It was also really accurate.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2017 08:34 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (oPNmq)
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The federal government could find it's ass if Republicans didn't cut the Ass Finding Fund.
Posted by: Looney Left at November 06, 2017 08:34 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 06, 2017 08:34 PM (UxOeV)
And all my discharges are honorable.
Some might consider them a bit disgusting, but they are honorable.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:35 PM (CNHr1)
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I love it. I really, truly hope this is their angle on this shooting. I want octothorpes on twitter and everything. Embrace it, (D)s. Embrace that government working was almost entirely responsible for this massacre.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Getting the Banned Back Together at November 06, 2017 08:35 PM (BgKrI)
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You want the pecans candied, toasted, chopped, or chocolate covered? I just picked some on Thursday, still in the shell. They are native so smaller but taste better.
Posted by: lin-duh falling at November 06, 2017 08:35 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2017 08:33 P
Oddly enough, that is almost verbatim the original pitch for "sex and the city"...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2017 08:35 PM (htCbO)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:34 PM (CNHr1)
Doing ok, ma'am. Personal life was insane for awhile so I pretty much abandoned twitter, Facebook, the HQ, The Hostages, etc etc.
Things are calming down a little, so dipping my toe back in the water...so to speak.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:36 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (kufk0)
That's the part that surprised me. Not even one??
Posted by: Country Boy at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (/2v5f)
I don't know. I do know about vestibules though......
[that's an anatomical term.......for a part of something.....]
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (CNHr1)
Had a good hour long discussion at the Monday evening dinner place about this as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:29 PM (EyPfd)
The instructions to 4473 seem to indicate he should answer in the affirmative as to the felony question, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (tbOMB)
Between a pair of rollers. Slowly.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 08:32 PM (YXJ+5)
You could farm it out to the youtube hydraulic press guys. then get votes on what goes first and subsequent order after.
Posted by: X-ray at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (bvE6q)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (Ktb8D)
The wood chipper would sidestep that whole nasty pension issue, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (oPNmq)
Hasn't it already been like 15 years since you moved to that apt? I seriously figured you were in your new home by now.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (cTq50)
Bingo Spiff. Good to see you here, how's the little one?
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 08:38 PM (vChNs)
Conditions of discharge (BCD vs. DD) not key here.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 08:38 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I love watching that little filly Sarah Jessica Parker.
Posted by: John Kerry at November 06, 2017 08:38 PM (RFnEL)
The Form 4473 contains name, address, date of birth, government-issued photo ID, National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) background check transaction number, and a short affidavit stating that the purchaser is eligible to purchase firearms under federal law. It contains make, model, or serial number on page three of the six page form. Lying on this form is a felony and can be punished by up to five years in prison in addition to fines, even if the transaction is simply denied by the NICS. Prosecutions are rare in the absence of another felony committed with the gun purchased. Of 556,496 denied transactions between FY 2008 and FY 2015, federal prosecutors prosecuted an average of under 32 cases per year, including 24 in FY 2013, 15 in FY 2014 and 20 in FY 2015.
Then again, prosecutions of people with the last name Clinton are also rare. And so it goes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2017 08:38 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 06, 2017 08:15 PM (a1WR4)
Rage stroke. It's disgusting how he and his little followers are going out their way to belittle a man who at great personal risk prevented more murders. Even CNN was respectful of him today, although I have no doubt they'll later have on some nasty panelists who'll endeavor to smear him.
I followed this douche last year. I feel like I need to autoclave all my twitter devices.
Posted by: stace at November 06, 2017 08:38 PM (6HFDU)
I want the blame placed where it belongs: on Bronco Bama.
I suggest the AoSHQ Style Guide be amended to read "Barack Obama's (fill in the blank) Department" each and every time something like this happens that that worthless POS could've prevented but didn't.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 08:38 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Dr. Paris Hilton at November 06, 2017 08:38 PM (hUqh+)
honorable discharge.
general discharge under honorable conditions.
other than honorable (OTH) discharge.
bad conduct discharge (issued by special court martial or general court martial)
dishonorable discharge, and.
entry-level separation.
Dishonorable discharge is as bad as it gets. A BCD is not much better but it is a separate and distinct type of discharge than a DD.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 06, 2017 08:39 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof at November 06, 2017 08:39 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:32 PM
but once there, it will be your castle!
congrats.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 06, 2017 08:39 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 08:39 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2017 08:31 PM (88xKn)
Four strong horses, each headed in a cardinal direction, and a goodly amount of rope.
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2017 08:33 PM (yUKyn)
Embrace the power of and!
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (4ZKcy)
I don't like this thing about "domestic" violence, as if it's something extra-bad, in and of itself. The reports I saw said that he had been convicted of breaking the kid's skull (well, that he had been convicted and that the kid's skull had been fractured). If this is true then it doesn't matter if it is "domestic" or not. Breaking any kid's skull is violent assault (or battery or attempted murder or whatever it is) of the worst type and should be a simple felony conviction, long jail time and loss of any right to own a gun. The "domestic" part has nothing to do with anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Looney Left at November 06, 2017 08:34 PM (2mC6G)
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I can help!
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
Hey stranger.
Glad to see your nic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (EyPfd)
I assume you had time to watch WS?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: The Left at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (7ulel)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 06, 2017 08:38 PM (RFnEL)
Reminds me of Chincoteague!
Posted by: Misty at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 06, 2017 08:41 PM (IuYIh)
[that's an anatomical term.......for a part of something.....]
Only after they descend, usually around the age of 13.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 08:41 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (cTq50)
Certainly feels that way. Moved in last day of March. Closing date on new home is January 11th.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:42 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at November 06, 2017 08:35 PM (kufk0)
Toasted.
You are the Best!
Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2017 08:42 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Country Boy at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (/2v5f)
I'm gonna guess they felt safe there. And didn't feel the need. It will suck big time if the pastor preached a no carry policy.
Posted by: X-ray at November 06, 2017 08:42 PM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:42 PM (kUotE)
Any military morons want to explain the difference between "dishonorable" and "bad conduct"? I really don't know how to parse the two.
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin
DD - Ineligible for all benefits
BCD - Ineligible for some benefits. For others, the agency administering the benefits looks at the reason (i.e. offenses and circumstances) and makes the call as to if "dishonorable" for the purposes of the benefit. This can vary according to the level of court martial (General vs Special). Example: automobile for disabled veteran. If BCD from a General Court Martial, ineligible. If BCD from a Special Court Martial, agency decides.
BCD is complicated and involves appeals for benefits, etc.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 06, 2017 08:42 PM (di1hb)
Maybe theyre like teachers, who will teach better if only they were paid more!
/s
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2017 08:42 PM (EZebt)
Besides the long history of bureaucratic incompetence in situations like this, there's also the deliberate reluctance to enforce the gun laws that the leftists agitated to enact in the first place.
Chicago has been particularly bad about this. Basically, if you're a gang-banger, they don't bother prosecuting you for violating gun laws. They usually just plead you down to jaywalking or some shit and then let you go. It's been going on for years, and the gun blogs have screamed about it the whole time.
Of course, if you're a straight-john citizen caught with a firearm illegally, you get the rack.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Country Boy at November 06, 2017 08:37 PM (/2v5f)
I'm gonna guess they felt safe there. And didn't feel the need. It will suck big time if the pastor preached a no carry policy.
Posted by: X-ray at November 06, 2017 08:42 PM (bvE6q)
Back when I went to church I carried concealed. I take it everywhere there isn't a metal detector and armed security.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
https://www.atf.gov/file/61446/download
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (UxOeV)
I assume you had time to watch WS?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 08:40 PM (QDnY+)
Oh yes. I def watched that insanity.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (89UPP)
Seems that almost killing a child would, um, carry a fairly serious penalty - like, say 20 years behind bars?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (QDnY+)
Dishonorable is the worst. Can only come from a general court martial. BCD can come from special or general court martial. Difference in court martials is convening authority. Special court materials are convened at a lower level of command (typically brigade), general at division and above. So DD is usually for the really serious crimes.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 06, 2017 08:44 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: RI Red - Meat and Malice at November 06, 2017 08:44 PM (CmF1i)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2017 08:05 PM (htCbO)
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Worked great at the SEC, except the clips were 30 minutes, not 30 seconds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2017 08:44 PM (EZebt)
+Honorable Discharge -- exceeded the standards
+General Discharge -- If their service was satisfactory, but failed to
meet certain requirements, they receive a General discharge under
Honorable Conditions
+Other Than Honorable conditions discharge -- Adulterers, people found
guilty of civilian crimes, people who conduct violence, etc. receive
this. Are not allowed to re-enlist and lose most VA benefits.
+Bad Conduct Discharge -- usually given to people who have done
something so bad they're about to be sentenced to Military Prison and
have just been court martialed. They are stripped of all veterans
benefits.
+Dishonorable Discharge -- Given to people who's actions are found to be, quote , 'Reprehensible'.
(I altered it a bit to post at HQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2017 08:45 PM (mJ8mX)
I wonder what else they have in common.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 06, 2017 08:45 PM (4bjXi)
https://www.atf.gov/file/61446/download
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (EyPfd)
Unsatisfied with the quantity and quality of domestic violence, nations of the West have been busily importing violence, mostly in the form of muslims.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:45 PM (oPNmq)
Essentially imprisoned for a paperwork violation, not committing any actual crime. For not filling out a form.
Think this AF person is even going to be publicly named, never mind suffer any consequences at all for this paperwork violation that resulted in the deaths and injuries of dozens of innocents?
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 06, 2017 08:45 PM (pncJ+)
Posted by: Very Undude at November 06, 2017 08:46 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Marcus Forelius at November 06, 2017 08:46 PM (LjZf+)
https://www.atf.gov/file/61446/download
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (EyPfd)
Unsatisfied with the quantity and quality of domestic violence, nations of the West have been busily importing violence, mostly in the form of muslims.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:45 PM (oPNmq)
All that crying about toxic masculinity. They ain't seen nothin' yet.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 06, 2017 08:47 PM (hUqh+)
Man, I thought it had been longer than that. I know it feels longer! Hang in there, January isn't that far off!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:47 PM (cTq50)
Basically, the hardest thing is he'll be denied porn, and his whacking may be restricted a bit. Poor thing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:47 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 06, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)
Drudge headline reporting that Weiner reported for prison:
Weiner Goes In
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Do you have Prince Weiner in the can?
Posted by: Phone prank at November 06, 2017 08:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at November 06, 2017 08:48 PM (kufk0)
Certainly not. It'd be like trying to identify a single Borg.
That's not Seven of Nine, that is. I'd recognize that assimilation anywhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 08:48 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2017 08:48 PM (P+ChX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:49 PM (cTq50)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 06, 2017 08:49 PM (RFnEL)
I wonder what else they have in common.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 06, 2017 08:45 PM (4bjXi)
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Well, you know how you're a white supremacist if David Duke agrees with you? Well, the Texas Church Shooter agrees with the atheists tweeting #FuckYourPrayers
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 08:49 PM (2mC6G)
https://www.atf.gov/file/61446/download
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (EyPfd)
Yes, I am well aware that "domestic violence" is part of the application questioning ... and I think it's total bullshit. If someone is convicted of beating the shit out of someone else without cause then that is the crime - not whether it's domestic or not.
The domestic thing is included so that they can cast as wide a net as possible. I believe they also fail people on the background check for not being up-to-date in child support payments and the like. That's total crap and has nothing to do anything. But the politicians just love that sort of bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 06, 2017 08:49 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 08:21
You know what frosts my azz about 9/11 is that not one idiot that let those terrorists on those planes ever paid a price. Way to reward incompetence.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 06, 2017 08:49 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:49 PM (cTq50)
Posted by: CAIR at November 06, 2017 08:49 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 08:50 PM (QDnY+)
Ronan Farrow's latest Uncle Harvey piece is about how Uncle Harvey had an army of private investigators, including ex-intel types (including ex-Mossad) who's job was to cover up and suppress any stuff about his conduct coming out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 08:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2017 08:50 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:49 PM (cTq50)
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Infants aren't people.
Posted by: Planned Bloodshed at November 06, 2017 08:51 PM (2mC6G)
Then we need to hold a candlelight vigil to insist that we pass "Ted's law" --which is to strip the pension from any civil servant who f's up the NICS check.
The people need their feelz, and they need to "do something" so the best we can hope for is some empty, not-too-harmful gesture.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2017 08:51 PM (BsGS1)
Those monsters certainly don't think so.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:52 PM (cTq50)
No...the dead asshole who chose to murder those innocent people has that particular stain.
But I agree with the thought that somehow there is some level of responsibility for the eurocrat who failed at their job.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:52 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:52 PM (89UPP)
/s
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2017 08:42 PM (EZebt)
Whenever I hear that sort of argument, I always think, "Oh, so they're jerking off now, then?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2017 08:52 PM (0Syrd)
Yeah. 26 dead proles is a small price to pay for some office dweller not having to do their job to standard.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 06, 2017 08:52 PM (m3RIE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2017 08:52 PM (0Syrd)
Well how do you think the couch got so sticky?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2017 08:53 PM (SjImc)
Maybe if the bureaucrat or service person did not have to fill out 26 absurd forms in triplicate and do transexual GMTs, he or she may not have fucked up actually doing the important data entry they were suppose to do?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
What is a GMT?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2017 08:53 PM (IqV8l)
Oops. He was on the wrong list.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 08:53 PM (tIhIY)
We don't really NEED subways for Christ's' sake. When will we get over this "mass transport culture" causing so many needless deaths every year?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2017 08:53 PM (BsGS1)
My understanding is that a not-small percentage of otherwise law abiding citizens chose to refuse to comply with this new law.
And that the States are afraid to try to crack that nut.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:54 PM (EyPfd)
Yes. Tons were registered in CT. Made everyone line up outside the state police in Middletown like it was a perp walk or a sex offender registry. Lots of photos in the local rags.
It was rage stroke inducing.
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 06, 2017 08:54 PM (pncJ+)
Posted by: geoffb at November 06, 2017 08:55 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
I shoot and own guns but have never had a concealed carry permit. I do have 6 months of food in the basement though. Maybe I'm focusing on the wrong threat. Or I fear starving more than getting shot. I mostly protect myself by never venturing from home.
Posted by: X-ray at November 06, 2017 08:55 PM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:55 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2017 08:53 PM (IqV8l)
Sorry...General Military Training.....Ya know transexual, homo, don't drink and drive, don't beat your wife ( I guess the killer actually missed that one), don't borrow money at 41% interest, Don't use a gov computer to view porn, trafficking in persons is a no no...shit like that
Not important things like how to drive the ship or anything like that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2017 08:55 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:56 PM (kUotE)
At least this way we got some tax revenue out of it.
Posted by: Bureaucrat Ted at November 06, 2017 08:56 PM (vChNs)
HOLY SHIT!!!! That's some next level ish right there!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:56 PM (89UPP)
Charleston was not a failure. Worked rather well actually.
Posted by: The Reichstag at November 06, 2017 08:57 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2017 08:57 PM (4ZKcy)
Repeating what I said on last thread - yes the "background check" system failed, but even if it had worked, that's no assurance at all that this nutcase wouldn't be able to lay his hands on hardware.
I'd guess 90% of gun owners are OK with the basic background check. I understand why they are. But in reality, it's almost certainly a useless feel-good gesture, not an effective screening mechanism. It's all one big tautology festival - only law-breakers commit crimes, most of them break gun laws if guns are part of their schtick, background checks only apply to normal people, who commit a vanishingly tiny % of crimes involving firearms.
One stat that isn't kept (well, it wasn't until very recently, if it is now) is what % of violent crime cases involve legally-owned guns (used by the perp). I think some gun stat guys like Lott have tried to do some sampling and estimating based on a few departments that had such numbers, and of course the overlap was close to nil. Make this stat part of required crime reporting statistics, and wait 5 years, and I'll bet you'd see that background checks have no measurable impact on anything.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 08:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2017 08:50 PM (SjImc)*
Conversation usually goes like this;
Boss of tbodie:
We changed everything about how you do your job. And added a bunch of extemporaneous shit. We expect all of this to be done in a timely fashion.
But don't let it interfere with your day job.
Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2017 08:57 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:57 PM (kUotE)
it occurred to me today in regard to this fact, that if we executed people who harmed their baby, this POS couldn't have killed all those people.
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2017 08:58 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:57 PM (kUotE)
They've been working at this for many years now.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wooga at November 06, 2017 08:58 PM (5cCDd)
Over at Insty's I warned that the Convening Authority for the Court Martial would have to dot the Is and cross the Ts or he would get his rights back defacto if not dejure.
I also said in all likelihood this was a targeted narcissistic rage murder of his ex-wife's family and a rage quit at life.
The kid will eventually be shown to be a leftoid.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 06, 2017 08:58 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Scarface Josiah at November 06, 2017 08:59 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2017 08:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 08:49pm
Quakers, like other denominations, have different groups with divergent beliefs. Our church is a conservative Evangelical church in a rural area and we just simply refuse to be victims and believe in being prepared. Hardly warlike.
Posted by: Marcus Forelius at November 06, 2017 08:59 PM (LjZf+)
https://twitter.com/PoliticalShort/status/927678091022843904
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 06, 2017 08:59 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:59 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 06, 2017 09:00 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2017 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
The white American murder rate is the same as that of Belgium, which is not exactly a hotbed of mayhem.
Our murder rate is through the roof because of ... well, you know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2017 09:00 PM (0Syrd)
The Citation should clearly mention his heroism, the decisive nature of his actions, and his pronounced skill in his threat assessment and marksmanship. As well as his dedication to his mission, in following the homicidal maniac all the way to the final foot, of the final yard, of the final mile.
This man IS a hero, and needs be feted as such.
PLUS, it'd be AWESOME to watch all the lib'rul haids go all splodey!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2017 09:01 PM (QzJWU)
Armed Quakers? Well, now *that* is progress, right there.
Their cereal is shot from guns.
https://youtu.be/OKwDC0OOygA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2017 09:01 PM (IqV8l)
General Greene in the American Revolution was excommunicated for his martial fervor whereas Daniel Boone never was.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 06, 2017 09:01 PM (SzZnW)
GMT = Greenwich Mean Time (obsolete standard, now is Coordinated Universal Time -- there are a bunch for different purposes)
Also GMT = Good Morning Toledo!
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:01 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (vChNs)
The Citation should clearly mention his heroism, the decisive nature of his actions, and his pronounced skill in his threat assessment and marksmanship. As well as his dedication to his mission, in following the homicidal maniac all the way to the final foot, of the final yard, of the final mile.
This man IS a hero, and needs be feted as such.
And give him a piece of paper with Bergdahl's address on it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (SjImc)
Just last week, they had changed from the we-must-do-something-anything mode of Vegas to the we-all-have-to-learn-to-live-with-terrorism in reaction to the NY terrorist. And now it's this week, when SOMETHING, SOMETHING is going to work and people just don't care enough to capitulate.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (2mC6G)
Dad was Quaker. And a Marine. It's not forbidden.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (tIhIY)
Posted by: The Weather Girls at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Marcus Forelius at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (LjZf+)
https://twitter.com/PoliticalShort/status/927678091022843904
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 06, 2017 08:59 PM (hMwEB)
They pump out this hatred of whites all damn day. It's no wonder crap like this happens and the MFM won't cover it of course
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (vChNs)
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Especially on military subjects.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (2mC6G)
And let's not forget the China train-station attacker - think he killed 17 people .... with a knife. Happened around the same time as Newtown, I think.
But guns are magic to the bigoted ignoramuses living all around us.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 09:03 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: The Weather Girls
Those Mexican Weather Girls do indeed provoke a lot of "rain". You know, the ficus defiling kind.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 06, 2017 09:03 PM (pncJ+)
Will the Air Force be reviewing every file for "mistakes"?
Posted by: scrood at November 06, 2017 09:04 PM (QtDNv)
How 'bout his driver, too? The guy who must have been thinking "what in the fuck did I just agree to?" the entire time.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 09:04 PM (tIhIY)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 06, 2017 09:04 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 06, 2017 09:05 PM (MF4DY)
I for one favor having trained Generals.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
"Fat Leonard" scandal expands to ensnare more than 60 admirals
http://tinyurl.com/y6vrjswo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2017 09:05 PM (IqV8l)
Damn. Look at what these women were up against.
Former Mossad agents acting as PIs with fake identities misrepresenting themselves as women's rights advocates to get victims to talk to them.
Really disturbing stuff.
Posted by: Behr Minimum at November 06, 2017 09:05 PM (NwVoY)
Is there "toxic" Hispanicism? Toxic Christianity? Toxic Islam?
Okay, don't get hung up on the Islam, but you get the point.
*ducks*
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2017 09:05 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2017 09:05 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 08:57 PM (kUotE)
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Devin Patrick Kelley was toxic masculinity!
Posted by: Libs at November 06, 2017 09:06 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 09:06 PM (89UPP)
https://twitter.com/PoliticalShort/status/927678091022843904
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 06, 2017 08:59 PM (hMwEB)
Can he carry a football?
Posted by: Cleveland Browns at November 06, 2017 09:06 PM (ANIFC)
Ah-huh
And have we got news for you
You better listen
Get ready, all you homely girls
And leave those A-Rs at home
Alright
Testosterone is rising (uh rising), estrogen's getting low (oh low, girl)
According to all sources (what sources now), the street's the place to go (we better hurry up)
'Cause tonight for the first time (first time)
Just about half-past ten (half past ten)
For the first time in history
We're gonna start banning men (start banning men)
We're banning men, allahu akbar, we're banning men, amen
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:06 PM (vChNs)
Though measuring such a thing would be impossible, unless one utilized "logic" and "scientific methods" such as those used by climate lysenkoists, who breezily draw specific and portentous conclusions from situations with no real data, no baselines, and no understanding the underlying mechanisms involved.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 09:07 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anonymous Voices Recordig AS Milli Vanilli at November 06, 2017 09:07 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Johnny at November 06, 2017 09:08 PM (kUotE)
Lavrently Beria ... Lenin's head of secret police
Too much paperwork to uphold all laws ... but if a patriot needs to be destroyed ... we have a million laws, we can make sure they are guilty of something. Mueller knows this.
They really want to take our guns, as they move toward global governance sans elections. A shoot up here and there helps their cause.
So they leave school kids in gun free zones, but make sure their money is protected with armed guards.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2017 09:08 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 06, 2017 09:08 PM (RFnEL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2017 09:05 PM (EZebt)
https://gph.is/1rLtL4G
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 09:08 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (vChNs)
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Especially on military subjects.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (2mC6G)
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I wasn't referring to Philosophy!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:08 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Marcus Forelius at November 06, 2017 09:02 PM (LjZf+)
As long as you don't covet it you should be OK.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 09:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: X-ray at November 06, 2017 09:09 PM (bvE6q)
266 Hey did you guys know that according to the super smart WaPo: There are only two nearly universal characteristics of mass shooters: They're men and they use guns
HOLY SHIT!!!! That's some next level ish right there!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 08:56 PM (89UPP)
I Don't Like Mondays
Posted by: Brenda Spencer at November 06, 2017 09:09 PM (eXA4G)
>> identities
That is just futher evidence that this was a hit on Harvey by someone or group who was powerful in the industry (or politics, or both).
He was protected, big time, but someone decided to take him out, for whatever reasons.
I mean, he raped some poor Miramax employee in London, some young Brit woman. She went straight to Scotland Yard. The next day, she got a threatening phone call advising her to drop the charges, which she did.
That's the kind of pull Uncle Harv had, globally.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:09 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:52 PM (EyPfd)
Are we even sure that any such action is required of the military? Recall the MPHS shooter described above. Tribe was not required to submit info to NICS, IIRC.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 09:09 PM (tbOMB)
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Blame it on the Rain.
Posted by: Anonymous Voices Recordig AS Milli Vanilli at November 06, 2017 09:07 PM (2mC6G)
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I get a day off
Posted by: The Bossanova at November 06, 2017 09:10 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Fat Leonard at November 06, 2017 09:10 PM (mJ8mX)
Rhomboid, understood, I was agreeing with you. The background check is purely virtue-signaling theater. Our problem with guns is with our dusky friends, and the occasional nut, but mostly our dusky friends.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2017 09:11 PM (0Syrd)
Posted by: Rio at November 06, 2017 09:12 PM (2mC6G)
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No. Harvey hired them and several other agencies.
Read the article at the New Yorker.
Posted by: Behr Minimum at November 06, 2017 09:13 PM (NwVoY)
While not certain, pretty sure that it's required.
And the instructions for answering the questions on the Form 4473 even state 'Or Tribal Offense"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:14 PM (EyPfd)
Damn. Look at what these women were up against.
Former Mossad agents acting as PIs with fake identities
misrepresenting themselves as women's rights advocates to get victims to
talk to them.
Really disturbing stuff.
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Yet the whole idea of politician pedophiles in DC is a stretch to some.
Posted by: Vyx at November 06, 2017 09:14 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 09:04 PM (tIhIY)
the plumber said the driver who helped was going at "a high rate of speed" so I think he was into it
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 06, 2017 09:14 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Behr Minimum at November 06, 2017 09:14 PM (NwVoY)
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We need more immigrants to fix that.
Posted by: The West Coast at November 06, 2017 09:14 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 06, 2017 09:15 PM (CNHr1)
I may not have made myself clear. I know he hired them. My point is he was protected, and be able to hire his own muscle to cover up his sex crimes is part of his being protected.
Then, for some reason, he fell out of favor. That's what I mean by "hit".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:16 PM (8O3HH)
Okay, don't get hung up on the Islam, but you get the point.
*ducks*
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2017 09:05 PM (BsGS1)
Well, all islam is toxic. The muslims that aren't are the slackers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 09:16 PM (oPNmq)
We spend millions on the homeless, and all we seem to have have is more homeless.
Posted by: San Francisco at November 06, 2017 09:17 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: The Bossanova at November 06, 2017 09:10 PM (vChNs)
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Phew!
Posted by: Rio at November 06, 2017 09:12 PM (2mC6G)
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Michelle Johnson. YUM.
Demi who?
Posted by: The Bossanova at November 06, 2017 09:17 PM (vChNs)
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We need more immigrants to fix that.
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Someone was talking about this today on the radio. Hannity Maybe.
Basically, the "tech explosion," most especially in SF, has made housing impossibly expensive, so even though people are employed, they cannot afford housing. At all.
Obviously, the only humane solution is to destroy the tech sector and put everyone on the dole.
/sarc
Posted by: Vyx at November 06, 2017 09:17 PM (aT+Bx)
I'll have you know that it's been at least a month or two since a zillion-dollar state-of-art US Navy warship collided with a slow-moving commercial vessel, in peace-time, in good weather, under normal conditions.
I mean, really.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 09:17 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 09:04 PM (tIhIY)
Johnny Langendorff is a big hero too; he didn't hesitate for a second.
Here's how his interview with a CNN low-Type went today:
Low-T: what thoughts were going through your mind?
Johnny: well...Git'im
Low-T: Why?
Johnny (looking politely puzzled): Cuz that's what you do.
Posted by: stace at November 06, 2017 09:18 PM (6HFDU)
the plumber said the driver who helped was going at "a high rate of speed" so I think he was into it
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 06, 2017 09:14 PM (hMwEB)
That must be the young guy with the long hair and neck tatts.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2017 09:18 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:19 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2017 09:19 PM (mJ8mX)
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We need more immigrants to fix that.
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Holy Shit!
They Explode?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:20 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
What's your feeling on admirals?
The Navy's investigation into the so-called Fat Leonard corruption scandal has expanded to include at least 60 admirals, The Washington Post reported.
In all, the conduct of 440 active duty and retired personnel is now under review, according to the Post, which cited a Navy response to its questions.
The Hill, 11/6/2017
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2017 09:20 PM (0ogQG)
Okay, don't get hung up on the Islam, but you get the point.
*ducks*
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2017 09:05 PM (BsGS1)
Well, all islam is toxic. The muslims that aren't are the slackers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 09:16 PM (oPNmq)
They aren't talking about "toxic blackness" in places like Detroit, Chicago's South Side, Baltimore or St. Louis. Gee, I wonder why?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 09:20 PM (NWiLs)
I mean, really.
Posted by: rhomboid
And necrophilia is right out!
Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Betty Grable at November 06, 2017 09:20 PM (RFnEL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:14 PM (EyPfd)
Yeah, that's the form half of the equation. The other half is tribe reporting to NICS, which appears was a big deal at the time. I'll have to go back and look.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 09:20 PM (tbOMB)
Bastard son of a whore, strickly speaking.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Pro-Elite 7000XL at November 06, 2017 09:21 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2017 09:19 PM (mJ8mX)
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Chernobyl and which other two?
Posted by: Vlad P at November 06, 2017 09:21 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
No, we need our heroes.
A piece of paper with Bergdahl's address on it should be listed on Craigslist with a price tag. And a Soros Foundation address.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2017 09:21 PM (hyuyC)
Guess what the Fat Leonard Scandal and the two collisions have in common.
7th Fleet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:22 PM (EyPfd)
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But worse, the koi may never be rid of all that food Trump polluted their pond with!
Posted by: Libs at November 06, 2017 09:22 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2017 09:22 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Pro-Elite 7000XL at November 06, 2017 09:22 PM (60v4h)
Chicago's South Side, Baltimore or St. Louis. Gee, I wonder why?
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White = Bad
Other races= Good and Perfect
/are you people not getting the Media Matters and Journolist daily emails?
Posted by: The Narrative at November 06, 2017 09:22 PM (aT+Bx)
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wasn't fat Leonard a Marine?
Posted by: Zombie Sgt Hartman at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 09:06 PM (89UPP)
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*makes it a threesome*
BCoch! So nice to "see" you again!
So this means you'll be podcasting soon, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (qJtVm)
Well, with such fine instructors at the Naval War College as "Radio Free" Tom Nichols and "Dick Pics" John Schindler, you expected any other result?
Posted by: Country Singer at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (mJ8mX)
A piece of paper with Bergdahl's address on it
should be listed on Craigslist with a price tag. And a Soros Foundation
address.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Oh, devious. I like that.
Dad and I were talking about something the other night. I told him I came by my devious mind honestly. He thought that was a hoot.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (4ZKcy)
Are we sure the Texas shooter's information not being passed from the military to civilian systems was a mistake? Someone should be checking to make sure this wasn't policy in the previous administration to keeping people of a certain group from losing their voting rights.
Posted by: Phil at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (3f+Tw)
7th Fleet. Yup. Used to be the best of our fleets. Then Mabus and pbho happened. Millington helped.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2017 09:22 PM (hyuyC)
Ha! I actually just got around to posting last year's up on Youtube over the weekend. I'll link in just a second.
Tomorrow night is practice number 2 for this year's performance.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 09:25 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Pro-Elite 7000XL at November 06, 2017 09:21 PM (60v4h)
Literally
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 06, 2017 09:25 PM (hMwEB)
They can't afford to live in high rent areas on the west coast. They could easily afford to live in rural Idaho or Utah, or even the east parts of the coastal states. That's why we have trailer parks. Then, there are the addicts.
Posted by: Roy at November 06, 2017 09:25 PM (ABjxW)
Dad and I were talking about something the other night. I told him I came by my devious mind honestly. He thought that was a hoot.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (4ZKcy)
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GoFundMe?
Posted by: Zombie Sgt Hartman at November 06, 2017 09:26 PM (vChNs)
BCoch! So nice to "see" you again!
So this means you'll be podcasting soon, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (qJtVm)
Well, allllllllllllright!
I had hoped that we could keep podcasting while I was here and that's just not possible. So, hopefully soon.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 09:26 PM (89UPP)
They Explode?
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'Round here they mostly just burst into flames, based on the number of brush fires started by homeless camps.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 06, 2017 09:27 PM (3JQ/p)
Like a Pinto.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Pro-Elite 7000XL at November 06, 2017 09:22 PM (60v4h)
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Horses too?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:27 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2017 09:27 PM (mJ8mX)
Yeah, just happened in the last 365 days. Amazing, really, that we didn't see any of this during Obama's 1400 Days of Disaster.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2017 09:28 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: TV news anchor at November 06, 2017 09:28 PM (RFnEL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 09:28 PM (89UPP)
Dad and I were talking about something the other
night. I told him I came by my devious mind honestly. He thought that
was a hoot.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2017 09:23 PM (4ZKcy)
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GoFundMe?
Posted by: Zombie Sgt Hartman
Na, no need to have a paper trail.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2017 09:28 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 06, 2017 09:27 PM (3JQ/p)
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I can see it with the Mexican homeless and all the Taco Bell they must eat
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:28 PM (vChNs)
So, a comment about the fucking fact that 60 admirals are under investigation (out of how many total ???) and yet, the Navy only has a little over 300 combat ships. Fuckity.
This is *not* an admirable fact.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2017 09:29 PM (0ogQG)
Rush used to go on about this. When a Republican is president, the homeless are a problem. Story after story. When a Dem gets in, the problem doesn't exist.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:29 PM (8O3HH)
Just out of idle curiosity, I wonder how many of them were promoted between 2009 and 2016 under a certain former president?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 09:30 PM (tRaq7)
This is *not* an admirable fact.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2017 09:29 PM (0ogQG)
Too many admirals, too few helmsmen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 09:30 PM (oPNmq)
This is *not* an admirable fact.
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It's be interesting to see a graph of
(#Admirals/(#Fighting Ships)) by year
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:31 PM (vChNs)
No, I didn't mean you were warlike! My apologies for offending you; such was not my intent.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 06, 2017 09:32 PM (cTq50)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:32 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 09:30 PM (oPNmq)
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story of my life pal
Posted by: Hikaru Sulu at November 06, 2017 09:33 PM (vChNs)
In the old days, Congress used to be really stingy about admirals. They didn't want too many admirals running around.
We had captains doing the job of admirals, and they'd get pissed because the Royal Navy and others wouldn't give the proper respect and honors and all that because they were only captains. They'd bitch about it.
Then there was the whole upper and lower half rear admiral thing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: lurking grandma at November 06, 2017 09:33 PM (sujqA)
I was disappointed that Rear Admiral Pimpo (!) was not busted for accepting prostitutes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:34 PM (qJtVm)
https://youtu.be/GCyjRCOgZ3g
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 09:28 PM (89UPP)
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You Blinking 'Just Shoot Me' in Morse code was a nice touch
Posted by: Hikaru Sulu at November 06, 2017 09:35 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2017 09:35 PM (0ogQG)
Wow! Just Wow.
Lots of fit dads there, and the guy whose angel wings slipped a tad. Some good moves in the choreography. You all almost Prancercised off the stage after bringing the house down.
Rehearsals and the after-parties must be a lot of fun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2017 09:35 PM (hyuyC)
Regardless he was ineligible to possess a firearm and he knowingly lied on two questions on the AFT form 4473.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2017 08:14 PM (+Dllb)
*******************************
Giving proof to the saying, if you outlaw guns only outlaws will have them.
Posted by: gNewt at November 06, 2017 09:35 PM (qK2iX)
Posted by: World's Worst Humanitarian at November 06, 2017 09:36 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Hikaru Sulu at November 06, 2017 09:35 PM (vChNs)
*weeps* No one noticed.
Rehearsals and the after-parties must be a lot of fun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2017 09:35 PM (hyuyC)
The preperformance drinking has gone up in recent years. Last year? I was 7 shots deep before stepping on stage.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 06, 2017 09:38 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: San Francisco at November 06, 2017 09:17 PM (EyPfd)
You laugh, but liberals actually say stupid shit like that. "I don't get it, we have all these programs for them, and yet we still have so many homeless in the streets. I guess we need more programs."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2017 09:38 PM (0Syrd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2017 09:38 PM (KP5rU)
So, five or six ships per "admiral". Except that I'd bet half of those "admirals" are not combat command positions, and one (at least) is charged with "diversity".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 06, 2017 09:38 PM (fVubI)
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Now can we have a gallery of the prostitutes? There might be some mitigating circumstances there...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:38 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:39 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 09:39 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:38 PM (vChNs)
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I bet some were ladyboyz and blackmail photos were taken.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:39 PM (qJtVm)
Looking up Fat Leonard, I see something about "padded bills" from Thailand being involved.
So, with Thailand, you know what was going on. Rear admirals indeed.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:39 PM (qJtVm)
Some admirals got reared?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 09:41 PM (oPNmq)
But yeah, among other things, he's a bastard son of a whore.
I'm sure legitimate sons of whores exist, somewhere out there.
But he ain't one of 'em.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2017 09:41 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:41 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 09:41 PM (oPNmq)
Vice Admirals indeed!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:41 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2017 09:41 PM (0ogQG)
There was something they called the "Thai SEAL Team" that was involved. 6 figures worth of "services" from the Thai SEAL Team.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:41 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:42 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:39 PM (EyPfd)
My tactical assault hobo most certainly does NOT have a thing that goes up!
Scandalous, indeed!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2017 09:42 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)
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Promoted to Vice Admirals
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:43 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:41 PM (8O3HH)
It's just ice cream. Honest!
Posted by: the Penguin at November 06, 2017 09:43 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2017 09:44 PM (0ogQG)
Stand at attention, Yankee boys!
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Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:44 PM (vChNs)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2017 09:46 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:42 PM (qJtVm)
Bag limit on Caitlynns is zero, apparently.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 09:46 PM (oPNmq)
You misspelled "1989 and 2016". And I think you meant to use the plural on "president".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2017 09:46 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:47 PM (EyPfd)
Thank God for the armed neighbor...with, you know, gun control.
Posted by: Harlan at November 06, 2017 09:47 PM (1tUid)
Posted by: Professor Chaos is gumdrop gorilla at November 06, 2017 09:47 PM (sLvAU)
like that. "I don't get it, we have all these programs for them, and yet
we still have so many homeless in the streets. I guess we need more
programs."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2017 09:38 PM (0Syrd)
A Korean lady I know mentioned that there almost no homeless pan-handlers in Seoul.
"We don't PAY them to be poor," she said, "so they find things to do."
(Since she is the one who also said that people from Pusan smell like fish and talk funny, I think we have found the candidate for our Diversity Outreach and Social Services working group)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2017 09:48 PM (X/yv5)
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 06, 2017 09:48 PM (lE2SS)
Yup.
No comparison to the Fat Leonard case.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:47 PM (EyPfd)
Not saying it was, just wondering if anyone remembered. Damn, '91 (after looking it up.) I feel old.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2017 09:50 PM (rb1zT)
I think I'd make Hope Solo a rear admiral. I'd create a new rank, 5-star Rear Admiral, and put her in charge. She'd do better than the current bunch, I think.
And I'd have some ideas for her uniform.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2017 09:50 PM (6FqZa)
And honestly...there was something that just never felt 'right' about the logistics side.
Never could put my finger nit.
But the Fat Leonard case broke not soon after I left.
And it all sort of fell into place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:50 PM (EyPfd)
MPHS shooter's father's protection order not required to be entered into NICS.
https://www.seattletimes.com/ seattle-news/crime/father-of-mphs-school- shooter-charged-with-illegal-gun-possesion/
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 09:52 PM (tbOMB)
Nah...old is being the oldest member of the crew for the cake cutting on the Navy's birthday.
On a Carrier.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:53 PM (EyPfd)
WE NEED MORE GOVERNMENT WORKERS!!!
Never mind it happened during Barry's inept regime.
Perfectly highlights how government is so big that they can't run anything well.
D-LAMP IS BACK!!!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2017 09:53 PM (4ErVI)
WTFF??
Can't be right. Must include active and retired?
So once they drum out the Fat Leonard guys, and the 7th Fleet demolition derby guys, and the guys responsible for the new aircraft carrier that can't launch aircraft, and the new aircraft that isn't usable ...... should be a lot of openings at flag rank in the USN.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 09:54 PM (QDnY+)
One of the Fat Leonard Admirals, a Rear Admiral of course, was sentenced to 18 months, but can still collect his pension, I just read.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 06, 2017 09:54 PM (8O3HH)
Well, that sort of sux, don't it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 09:54 PM (EyPfd)
Only thing I'm missing is the pyramid of skulls.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2017 09:54 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2017 09:55 PM (hyuyC)
Because tyranny and taking a giant dump on the separation of powers and rule of law is perfectly fine if you have a (D) after your name and it's a slight against lawful gun owners.
It's always acceptable to backlash against lawful gun owners when awful things happen. But DON'T YOU DARE judge the religion of peace you H8trs! /eyeroll
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 06, 2017 09:56 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2017 09:57 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 06, 2017 09:57 PM (9g3HP)
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160 is the maximum permitted # Admirals. No promises that all the flag slots are filled
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:57 PM (vChNs)
well we're not paying for the homeless to be poor!
We're paying the salaries of the leeches running those programs so they can make a living keeping the homeless poor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2017 09:57 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2017 09:55 PM (hyuyC)
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Heinlein wrote about the problem in Starship Troopers
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:58 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 09:58 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2017 09:46 PM (rb1zT)
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Oh yeah. Thanks for all the harassment training assholes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 09:58 PM (qJtVm)
Proposing that journalists get violently killed: bad
Proposing that journalists lose their jobs and get stuck wrestling Kevin Spacey for the best gloryhole locations: I can live with that
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2017 09:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2017 09:59 PM (cGz5Q)
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you said 'Ettes twice
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:59 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 09:59 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2017 10:00 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 10:00 PM (tRaq7)
Proposing that journalists get violently killed: bad
Proposing that journalists lose their jobs and get stuck wrestling Kevin Spacey for the best gloryhole locations: I can live with that
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2017 09:59 PM (6FqZa)
They skulls I'll be using for the monument are strictly gender and occupationally neutral.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2017 10:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2017 09:59 PM (tbOMB)
What he said!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2017 10:01 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2017 09:59 PM (vChNs)
We like 'ettes.
Posted by: filbert, in the pillage signup line at November 06, 2017 10:01 PM (yUKyn)
Just further down the same road we were on, and may well get back on .....
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2017 10:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 10:02 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2017 10:02 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 08:54 PM (EyPfd)
IIRC, most of the upstate sheriffs said, basically, "Ho hum."
Posted by: Fox2! at November 06, 2017 10:03 PM (brIR5)
We have a have a deep bench.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 10:03 PM (tRaq7)
I promise you if there had been a Mosque shooting we would not have all these tweets about prayers 5 times a day being useless. Why? B/c violence works, and journalists are not gonna chance having an angry Muslim coming after them for criticism. I hate the media more each day.
Posted by: Professor Chaos is gumdrop gorilla at November 06, 2017 10:04 PM (sLvAU)
We have a have a deep bench.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2017 10:03 PM (tRaq7)
Deep and wide
Deep and wide
The Moron bench is deep and wide
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 10:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2017 10:05 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2017 10:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 06, 2017 10:05 PM (9g3HP)
Posted by: Colonel Cathcart at November 06, 2017 10:05 PM (DMUuz)
I promise you if there had been a Mosque shooting we would not have all these tweets about prayers 5 times a day being useless. Why? B/c violence works, and journalists are not gonna chance having an angry Muslim coming after them for criticism. I hate the media more each day.
Posted by: Professor Chaos is gumdrop gorilla at November 06, 2017 10:04 PM (sLvAU)
Christians don't chop people's heads off when offended.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2017 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
November 22, Capt. Alan L. Heisig relieved Capt. Joseph K. Henderson as commanding officer of the Blue Ridge.
November 25, USS Blue Ridge departed Naval Base Yokosuka for the second part of Fall Patrol. Arrived in Subic Bay on Dec. 1 and recommenced Refresher Training (REFTRA) through 9th. Port call to Hong Kong from Dec. 11-16. Returned home on Dec. 20.
Yeah I'm old.
I remember the RefTra. It wasn't going as quickly or smoothly as the skipper demanded, and he threatened NO fun in Subic until standards were met. Suddenly, dogs were hatched (or whatever the hell it's called) and watertight integrity was met swiftly.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 10:07 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 06, 2017 10:05 PM (9g3HP)
I think the being mean to and/or advocating the stringing up of fellow posters, cobs, or Ace is mainly what was being deprecated earlier today.
As far as I know, journalists in general are still fair game.
Posted by: filbert, in the pillage signup line at November 06, 2017 10:09 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2017 09:48 PM (X/yv5)
My wife was Korean and it is a fact that they have different accents from different regions. (This in a country the size of Indiana) Not sure about the fish smell. I only really noticed that in the open markets. Basically, the whole country smells like garlic. And Americans smell like cheeseburgers to them.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 06, 2017 10:10 PM (IuYIh)
Ummm...Isn't that what I said? And don't join cute Wookies with Muslims.
Posted by: Professor Chaos is gumdrop gorilla at November 06, 2017 10:11 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: Professor Chaos is gumdrop gorilla at November 06, 2017 10:12 PM (sLvAU)
And I heard tell they thought Americans smelled of beef and cigarettes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 10:15 PM (qJtVm)
And I heard tell they thought Americans smelled of beef and cigarettes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2017 10:15 PM (qJtVm)
When I left for the last time in 99, most of the country had converted from ondol to kerosene for heat. Coal fire is not nearly as prevalent as it used to be. Now if we could just do something about the garlic and bok choy farts!!
Posted by: Bill R. at November 06, 2017 10:19 PM (IuYIh)
It's much worse. 260 RN Captains for 19 warships. Add up everything that could conceivably be a CAPT Command gets you to 32 or so ships, and those are being decommissioned.
The UK is done. As a country; as a major power projection force; as an idea. In addition, the citizens are defenseless after the gun confiscation and in the remaining non-Sharia courts. Plus the politicians kneecap the police. It's essentially a Sharia country now.
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