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#FakeNews CNN Must Have Some More #FakeNews Coming
Because they seem to be proactively defending themselves for their next upcoming #FakeNews embarrassment.
“Some people might try to tell you that it’s a banana.” #FactsFirst pic.twitter.com/LbmRKiGJe9
— CNN (@CNN) October 23, 2017
"Considering all the mistakes they've made this year, you'd think they would be a tad bit less sanctimonious," the conservative writer David Harsanyi tweeted. An account named Sister Toldjah said, "Some people are trying to tell me that a man is a woman, too." Another account called Sister J said, "Has this ad been called 'transphobic' yet?"...but I'm sure you lot can do a lot better.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2017 05:28 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2017 05:28 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2017 05:29 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 23, 2017 05:29 PM (DSsuB)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 23, 2017 05:29 PM (Opo9B)
Posted by: voter dude at October 23, 2017 05:29 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 23, 2017 05:30 PM (Opo9B)
Posted by: wooga at October 23, 2017 05:30 PM (aovsP)
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: redenzo at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: Harvey W. at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (gaI36)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (QB7Wr)
Posted by: Vox at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (npPN0)
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (14URa)
Posted by: voter dude at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: CNN at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (s7y11)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (14URa)
The Left is 100% Projection at all times.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (npPN0)
Why is CNN so transfruitic?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (SkuXa)
The 12 people who actually rely on CNN for information are going to be really confused by this.
Posted by: Peaches
11 people. One of their airports just closed.
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (gaI36)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: pommes de terre at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Vox at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (npPN0)
If you counted its tail..... how many legs would a dog have???
Wrong.
Still four. Calling a thing by another name doenst change the thing.
~Shit Abraham Lincoln Said.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (8XRCm)
Apple - self-hating Native American
Watermelon- Environmental nut
Orange - God Emperor
Posted by: Fruits & Nuts guide at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (DSsuB)
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (mZt6w)
Posted by: redenzo at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: bananaDream at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (yRBj9)
Posted by: Jaws at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (oOw3I)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (hjrto)
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (QC/4S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm8japh-EwY
Posted by: Bob at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (I74PW)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WisRich at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (QQ+il)
Only one of them was smeared in Jimmy Snukas face.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (mZt6w)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (DSsuB)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (npPN0)
So I'm woke that this has something to do with racism against the old Voice of CNN, James Earl Jones.
Posted by: wooga at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (aovsP)
Posted by: pookysgirl says GO DODGERS GO! at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (QC/4S)
I'm enjoying using the term Normals to refer to me and mine.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (QQ+il)
I'm thinking of going with cis-realitied, which would give the Woking Dead pause for a second, before they figured out I was mocking them, if at all.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 05:35 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Vox at October 23, 2017 05:33 PM (npPN0)
Not always true. Sometimes Bananas identify with being born on bushes.
And apples sometimes identify apple trees as more of a large shrub.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:36 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: golfman at October 23, 2017 05:36 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 23, 2017 05:36 PM (4oqxZ)
- CNN (@CNN) October 23, 2017
Frankly, I don't even get it. Was this tweet attached to something else or in response to some tweet or something?
I guess the simple response is to tweet that painting "This is not a pipe" ... or whatever it was ... or to just reply with a picture of Times Square. That would keep them busy int he CNN tweet room.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:36 PM (8gDQu)
Why is CNN so transfruitic?
This peanut identifies as a strawberry. I hope you're not allergic to peanuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 05:36 PM (bKPAB)
Posted by: KentAllard at October 23, 2017 05:36 PM (TQw9b)
Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2017 05:36 PM (r6Y2i)
I think that one pre-dated CNN but they'd have been up front and 24/7 on it for sure
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vox at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (npPN0)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (88xKn)
Some people might try to tell me this is Russia colluding with Donald Trump...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (4oqxZ)
Posted by: trev006 at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (jRA31)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 05:38 PM (mZt6w)
Posted by: ObviouslyDHappy at October 23, 2017 05:38 PM (sYV5O)
Jim slowly approaches the banana bush. He must be extremely careful, as they have been know to turn and attack without provocation.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at October 23, 2017 05:38 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 23, 2017 05:38 PM (hjrto)
'cause I don't. I think it will be a total and complete surprise just like the last eleventy times.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 05:38 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Vox at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (npPN0)
True, but you can make a fifi out of a banana, so...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:38 PM (wmaTe)
9 Hey CNN, if you have a prostate are you a man or a woman?
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 05:31 PM (z/Ubi)
That raises a question. Now that women can have prostates will prostrate cancer have a higher profile?
Maybe the WÑBA can have a blue month.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 23, 2017 05:38 PM (LeX56)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 23, 2017 05:38 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:39 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: GAINZ at October 23, 2017 05:39 PM (npPN0)
Posted by: Harvey Winestein at October 23, 2017 05:39 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: Vox at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (npPN0)
But you can smoke banana peels.
Bananas 1, Apples 0
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (mZt6w)
Posted by: The Professor at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 23, 2017 05:37 PM (AxFdW)
Magritte with you on that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jasper at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Harvey Winestein
right - and it happened about 50 more times in a row
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (j+dfT)
Some of my friends actually did this back in my misspent youth.
You can also make a hash pipe out of a Bic pen and a gum wrapper.
Too bad we couldn't submit that stuff to the science fair.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 05:41 PM (mZt6w)
Like CNN and the rest of the radical, anti-American left-wing media outlets.
That's just more Prog projection. Progection, if you will.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 05:41 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:41 PM (mbhDw)
Same goes for a Red Vine.
Works better as a onie, though. Hash tends to melt them closed, quickly.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:42 PM (npPN0)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 23, 2017 05:42 PM (Xpjqs)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2017 05:42 PM (QC/4S)
You will never find yourself aroused by a young woman slowly eating an apple.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 05:40 PM (mZt6w)
Posted by: Adam at October 23, 2017 05:42 PM (lKyWE)
( had to look up how to spell Daiquiri. That's a killer for a southern boy pronunciation)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 23, 2017 05:42 PM (hjrto)
Posted by: kallisto at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (qV5PD)
I did it twice, this Summer.
Guys in the boat brought weed but no pipe or papers.
They were all bummed about it until I made them an Apple Pipe.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (npPN0)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (y7DUB)
There was a rumor in the 70s that you could scrape banana peels off, bake it, and smoke that to get high. Mellow Yellow they called it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: NCKate at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (HfQET)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (ILitO)
Banana beer is disgusting!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (mZt6w)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (npPN0)
ftw, garrett, ftw . . . haven't done an apple pipe in decades but I do remember how. :-)
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 05:44 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 05:44 PM (14URa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2017 05:44 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 05:44 PM (bKPAB)
Guys in the boat brought weed but no pipe or papers.
They were all bummed about it until I made them an Apple Pipe.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (npPN0)
Smart.
Of course, if you're with guys and it's the summer, you're more likely to have cans of shit beer then an apple, and cans work just as well (if not better) Dent the side, poke a hole, and inhale through the drinking hole. (of course, first you should probably shotgun the beer)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:44 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 23, 2017 05:45 PM (LeX56)
The next thing you know, CNN will compare John Wayne with Frederica Wilson and claim one is definitely not a real cowboy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:45 PM (mbhDw)
Guys in the boat brought weed but no pipe or papers.
They were all bummed about it until I made them an Apple Pipe.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (npPN0)
Apple pipes are for show-offs. Better pipes are made out of soda cans or even paper cardoard rolls and tin foil.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:45 PM (8gDQu)
Cans are ok if the wind isn't blowing.
But the Apple is all but immune to high winds.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:45 PM (npPN0)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at October 23, 2017 05:45 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 23, 2017 05:46 PM (s/b09)
Every large company is now at the mercy of these know-nothings. The older executives who knew their stuff have been got rid of just so the idiots can run unrestrained.
What are the shareholders thinking?
Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2017 05:46 PM (r6Y2i)
The Best Pipe is made from a coconut.
Posted by: The Professor at October 23, 2017 05:46 PM (npPN0)
Cans are ok if the wind isn't blowing.
But the Apple is all but immune to high winds.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:45 PM (npPN0)
Excellent point.
Apple bowls are the zippo lighters of the bootleg marijuana smoking world.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:46 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2017 05:47 PM (88xKn)
What are the shareholders thinking?
Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2017 05:46 PM (r6Y2i)
Isn't this really the story of the NFL?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:47 PM (QQ+il)
We called the latter "steamboats."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 05:47 PM (tRaq7)
The screen is from the bathroom or kitchen faucet.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 05:47 PM (bKPAB)
Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2017 05:47 PM (88xKn)
Well, there you go: apple>banana>Lemon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 05:48 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: voter dude at October 23, 2017 05:48 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:48 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 05:48 PM (bKPAB)
Posted by: goon at October 23, 2017 05:48 PM (EaQ6/)
Clearly my education in the 70's was subpar. I blame my debate partner being busted for pot BEFORE I had the opportunity to learn key skills.
Partners dad owned the bakery and I never got a chance to learn how to make a decent pie crust.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (ILitO)
Dingleberries.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:32 PM (wmaTe)
Bloody hell, the whole network is bananas.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 05:47 PM (bKPAB)
I almost gave my old man a heart attack trying to figure out what the hell was happening to his faucet screens. He was like "THIS CHEAP CHINESE PIECE OF SHIT FAUCET, WHERE DO THOSE SCREENS KEEP GOING?"
I felt bad, so I stopped doing it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 23, 2017 05:50 PM (s/b09)
Therefore the commercial is inert. It is of no threat.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (/qEW2)
I know. Iread the title and bought it thinking that, too.
But it turns out, it's a cookbook!
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Weed Masculinity at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (hjrto)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at October 23, 2017 05:45 PM (HgMAr)
What about illegally selling one fifth of our uranium to Russia?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (7NbqS)
Clearly my education in the 70's was subpar. I blame my debate partner being busted for pot BEFORE I had the opportunity to learn key skills.
Partners dad owned the bakery and I never got a chance to learn how to make a decent pie crust.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (vivhj)
Basically, 3 holes in the apple.
One on the top for the, ahem, tobacco.
One on the back to inhale through
One on the side to use as a carb.
All connected in the core of the apple.
It's science.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (wmaTe)
Or, you could just ask me directly.
Posted by: Kal Penn at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (M2zfP)
I felt bad, so I stopped doing it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:49 PM (wmaTe)
I would just poke holes in the tin foil bowls. We were very pedestrian ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Donovan at October 23, 2017 05:52 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (wmaTe)
No, it is a sticky mess, one best avoided by, you know, using the right tools for the job.
Leave the damned apple out of it.
Save it for pie.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2017 05:52 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (8gDQu)
Yes, that's level 3 shit. Stealing faucet screens is level 2.
Making a vase in pottery class with a hole in the side for a slide and bowl is level 1.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:52 PM (wmaTe)
They were too obtuse to see that millions of people would see them as the 'fake news.'
Same with this commercial.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2017 05:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weed Masculinity at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (hjrto)
I would have inhaled the burning weed right into my lungs.
Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at October 23, 2017 05:52 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 05:53 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Henry Weinstine at October 23, 2017 05:53 PM (DPvCq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:53 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:53 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (tbOMB)
"Yes, we don't sell bananas?"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (7NbqS)
I had waiters in Africa pretty much say that.
Me: do you have chicken?
Waiter: yes we have no chicken
Me:
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (LeX56)
We just made pipes in machine shop
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (lKyWE)
But we report the way we do because our souls are sinful.
Posted by: CNN at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (0tN2W)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:53 PM (QQ+il)
I always used screens. Watching perfectly good grass get sucked into the bong water would make me cry.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (8gDQu)
I'm partial to the honey bear Brad Pitt used in True Romance.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (wwd4n)
You can't get a good, SNAP! on your pull, with a screen in the tube.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:54 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at October 23, 2017 05:55 PM (tbOMB)
Good idea.
Next time I will load the lathe and drill press into the boat.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:55 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Mr. Hand-Sessions at October 23, 2017 05:55 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 23, 2017 05:56 PM (Opo9B)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at October 23, 2017 05:55 PM (tbOMB)
Just wait until the conversation gets around to dropping acid ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:56 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:56 PM (M2zfP)
mega-hit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 05:56 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (mcI77)
So did we. Made out of aluminum (yeah, I can't wait for that set of brain cells to die off) and made it in the shape of a miniature baseball bat about 3/8" in diameter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (mcI77)
Long ago. It's called "hash oil".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (s/b09)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (mcI77)
Yup. Your friend can get the buzz without advertising it to everyone!
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 05:58 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 05:58 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 23, 2017 05:58 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 23, 2017 05:58 PM (0tN2W)
Have they invented E-juice pot yet? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (mcI77)
Yup. Friend told me. Then his trailer exploded.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 23, 2017 05:58 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (M2zfP)
Little purple barrels. Like in the commercial.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 05:58 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 05:58 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 05:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:59 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (mcI77)
Of course.
Well, mostly its sold as a wax that goes in to a vaporizer pen like an e-cigarette.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:59 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 06:00 PM (QQ+il)
Next time I will load the lathe and drill press into the boat.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:55 PM (M2zfP)
now you're thinking!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 06:00 PM (wmaTe)
So did we. Made out of aluminum (yeah, I can't wait for that set of brain cells to die off) and made it in the shape of a miniature baseball bat about 3/8" in diameter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 05:57 PM (tRaq7)
Empty Coke can.......flatten near bottom of can, poke small holes in can, viola! Homemade pipe.
The burned Coca Cola paint added to the flavor.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 23, 2017 06:00 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Black cop in Beverly Hills Cop at October 23, 2017 06:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 23, 2017 06:00 PM (s/b09)
Posted by: Black cop in Beverly Hills Cop at October 23, 2017 06:00 PM (39g3+)
I did.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at October 23, 2017 06:01 PM (wmaTe)
Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.
Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to.
Sgt.: Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit.
Idle: And pointed sticks.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 23, 2017 06:00 PM
And some of them are airline pilots and brain surgeons. Nothing to worry about though.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (mZt6w)
but its a matter of time, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: William Eaton at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: goon at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (EaQ6/)
Didn't it tho'?
Steamboats, Coke (or beer) cans, anything we could think of.
We were inventive and creative.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (tRaq7)
A lot of lawyers and CPAs are alcoholics, too.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (sGtp+)
It's the dentists you have to worry about.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)
Thank G-d. Menthol joints sound totally disgusting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 06:03 PM (8gDQu)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yarj86er
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2017 06:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (mcI77)
http://tinyurl.com/y7cz7fh3
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 06:03 PM (wmaTe)
There's a reson Ace has an 'Acapulco Gold Level Membership' available in the Online Gidft Shop.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:03 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2017 06:04 PM (QQ+il)
"Steve! What is this???"
"It's an apple" *AAAARRRGGH*
"What is it Steve"
"It's an apple!" *AAAAARRRGH*
"No, it's a banana, and I will continue to torture you until you see that it is a banana. Because you do not trust your government and your media outlets to a sufficient degree".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2017 06:04 PM (/qEW2)
And some of them are airline pilots and brain surgeons. Nothing to worry about though.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (mcI77)
I recently looked up the potheads I knew in High School. Cardiac surgeon, Md. (General practitioner), head of large charity.
I should have smoked more weed.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 23, 2017 06:04 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: LUcille Bluth at October 23, 2017 06:05 PM (hZ+us)
It's fake in that they cook the headline to distort the story right out of the gate.
You immediately have a perception of what the point of the story is and may even elide by and go to some other story.
I do it because I figure they're lying as usual. But others do it because they believe they're telling the truth as usual to them and the headline reinforces their prejudices.
News has become a war of headlines.
I blame the NYT.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:05 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2017 06:05 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: George Bluth Sr at October 23, 2017 06:05 PM (M2zfP)
You've never actually set foot in a grocery store, have you?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:05 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: William Eaton at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM (MuTTO)
The fruit of the Carrion plant?
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:05 PM (mcI77)
Basically, 3 holes in the apple.
One on the top for the, ahem, tobacco.
One on the back to inhale through
One on the side to use as a carb.
All connected in the core of the apple.
It's science.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (wmaTe)
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I don't get it. Where do you put the crust?
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 06:06 PM (vivhj)
Yep. I bet you missed the Pr0n Movie Title Thread the other day, too. If that didn't strike some real fear into your heart about the Horde, nothing will.
Let's just say we've been around.
And I'd never make fun of willow. She's such a sweetheart.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:07 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2017 06:07 PM (muUs+)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (M2zfP)
One on the top for the, ahem, tobacco.
One on the back to inhale through
One on the side to use as a carb.
All connected in the core of the apple.
It's science.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 05:51 PM (wmaTe)
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I don't get it. Where do you put the crust?
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 06:06 PM (vivhj)
you put that in your pipe and smoke it
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (wmaTe)
Of course the biggest, dumbest pot-head I ever knew killed a young father with his automobile. So there's that.
It's like booze... who do you trust more coming from the other direction in a car... the Dr. who just finished off a couple double scotches, or the 16 year old that just had a couple beers?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Chef of the future at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (M2zfP)
Netflix, bro.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (wmaTe)
They were all bummed about it until I made them an Apple Pipe.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (npPN0)
Real fishermen make pipes out of trout.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (wYseH)
CBD, I believe you have officially just grossed me out.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 06:09 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 23, 2017 06:09 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 06:06 PM (vivhj)
You just wipe it off on the sleeve of your hoodie.
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 06:09 PM (14URa)
In Philadelphia suburbs, personalized white supremacist fliers rile residents
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yacdeb6d
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2017 06:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:10 PM (tRaq7)
When you come out, I'll do that.
Just put your lips up to the anal vent and don't forget to carb it.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:10 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 06:10 PM (Sfs6o)
Guys in the boat brought weed but no pipe or papers.
You throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Posted by: The Riddler at October 23, 2017 06:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2017 06:11 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2017 06:12 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2017 06:12 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2017 06:09 PM (wmaTe)
Oh...gosh!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2017 06:12 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 06:12 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2017 06:12 PM (muUs+)
Guaranteed hoax:
In Philadelphia suburbs, personalized white supremacist fliers rile residents
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yacdeb6d
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
"Flower Power" indicates hate??
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 06:13 PM (IqV8l)
They were all bummed about it until I made them an Apple Pipe.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 05:43 PM (npPN0)
Real fishermen make pipes out of trout.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2017 06:08 PM (wYseH)
No Red Bull cans? What a bunch of rodents.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2017 06:14 PM (ZTRlp)
I know some Old Spice goes into the filling mix.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:14 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2017 06:09 PM (oVJmc)
this has to be fake. What self respecting White Supremecist would LIVE in Philly let alone proselytize there.
The White Supremacists are all out in the outlying counties.
You have to have a Firearms License to carry any firearm in Philly.
No they live in the hills like God intended them to. (well they CALL them mountains hereabouts but I've seen mountains and these, sir, aren't mountains.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:14 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: zombie rene magritte at October 23, 2017 06:14 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:15 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2017 06:12 PM (muUs+)
Don't listen to Garrett....you smoke from the other end!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2017 06:15 PM (wYseH)
They're trying to tell me that's a Wolf, but really sounds more like a weasel.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 23, 2017 06:15 PM (E3EdC)
Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2017 06:15 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Vw4142 at October 23, 2017 06:15 PM (iVOAv)
This is a "nothingburger." etc.
Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2017 06:15 PM (FrTUw)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2017 05:28 PM (FZYNt)
Sure it will; you just need to practice. Especially if you have gone to Pahkeestahn for practice.
Posted by: Barky McFvckstick at October 23, 2017 06:16 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2017 06:16 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 06:16 PM (Sfs6o)
it is an electronic fake, just like CNN is fake news
Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2017 06:16 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2017 06:12 PM (0jtPF)
I am so honored, MDV! Got a little something in my eye. :-) What did she get?
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 06:17 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 23, 2017 06:17 PM (RHDU/)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:17 PM (wwd4n)
Oh, sorry. I meant "BOOBIES"
But yes, CNN's filled with boobs and except for the chesty women not the good kind,
Posted by: Vw4142 at October 23, 2017 06:18 PM (iVOAv)
Idle: And pointed sticks.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 23, 2017 06:02 PM
"It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it, sir?"
Posted by: CPT E. Blackadder at October 23, 2017 06:18 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:18 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2017 06:19 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 06:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2017 06:19 PM (muUs+)
254 that banana won't fit up your ass
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2017 05:28 PM (FZYNt)
Sure it will; you just need to practice. Especially if you have gone to Pahkeestahn for practice.
Posted by: Barky McFvckstick at October 23, 2017 06:16 PM (5Yee7)
You people really seem to be preoccupied with the banana/anus issue.
Lighten up, there's no need to ram it home.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2017 06:20 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 23, 2017 06:20 PM (mtGE/)
I had learned some basic plumbing from my dad and then went to the Dark Side
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 23, 2017 06:20 PM (LqH8E)
Whoever the writer for Last Man Standing was that made Mike's dad the owner of a legal pot shot was a genius. And probably a pothead, too.
I bet the Horde would look right at home picking out some exotic-sounding smoke after reading the labels.
"Does this one give you the munchies? Good, I'll take it."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Donovan at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:17 PM (wwd4n)
You know ... that really is a damn good point.
I know a few ol' boys that still hit it. Myself, not since college. Not that I'm opposed ... but I still have to piss in a cup now and then.
Point being - the dudes that I know that still smoke vary from CBD Long Haired Country Boy to David Allen Coe If That Ain't Country Redneck.
Nice fella's. Until you piss 'em off. My kind of peeps.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (fiGNd)
She has two handguns named Gumby and Junior and was trying to think of a name for this baby.
I told her I knew someone who named a gun Fluffy and suggested that.
Of course, then she asked WHO.
Eh. Just someone named Peaches.
That's it! That's it! Peaches!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: CNN Correspondent Gul Madred at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (E3EdC)
But hey man, we just turned on Wizard of Oz and if you like get the timing right, it is so heavy! WHOOOAH! Dude! It's like they KNEW!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 06:22 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2017 06:16 PM (QC/4S)
Puffer fish.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:18 PM (mcI77)
Blowfish ?
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2017 06:22 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 06:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Voter Dude formerly Donovan at October 23, 2017 06:22 PM (U5Xeq)
I only had a 5 footer for about 2 years.
You had to be talented, but it was doable solo.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:22 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 06:23 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:23 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 23, 2017 06:23 PM (7kbOo)
By the end of Trump's first term, the Left will have eaten itself alive.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2017 06:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 23, 2017 06:23 PM (7kbOo)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:24 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:24 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2017 06:24 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: CNN Correspondent Gul Madred at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (gDSJf)
Beat you by an hour.
40 CNN: "There are 5 lights"
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 05:34 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 06:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 23, 2017 06:23 PM (7kbOo)
Hold this banana - then you can test
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 23, 2017 06:24 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:24 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 23, 2017 06:25 PM (7kbOo)
Posted by: jsg at October 23, 2017 06:25 PM (6ZsjP)
Of course, then she asked WHO.
Eh. Just someone named Peaches.
That's it! That's it! Peaches!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (0jtPF)
That is awesome and made my day, on a day when I really really needed it. And an old 12-gauge from a pawn shop is so perfect! :-)
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 06:25 PM (14URa)
--
I question the masculinity of any man whose pipe isn't hand carved from a narwhal tusk.
Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2017 06:19 PM
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Then just stuff the weed in his blowhole.
Posted by: irright at October 23, 2017 06:25 PM (85f6P)
Posted by: banana at October 23, 2017 06:25 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: saf at October 23, 2017 06:25 PM (cS/ge)
Come at me with that rasberry!
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (rmVvL)
Never bring a raspberry to a kumquat fight.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 06:26 PM (tbOMB)
The banana is a breathalyzer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2017 06:26 PM (eXA4G)
Everything is better with Candy.
No... really... please pay attention to me!
Posted by: Candyland Crowly at October 23, 2017 06:27 PM (E3EdC)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2017 06:27 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Banana at October 23, 2017 06:27 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:27 PM (mcI77)
Every. One.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:24 PM (M2zfP)
We all know where all the confiscated beer and pot goes. Sure as hell ain't the dumpster.
Protect and Serve, baby.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:27 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:27 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Banana at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (7kbOo)
Yep. I bet you missed the Pr0n Movie Title Thread the other day, too. If that didn't strike some real fear into your heart about the Horde, nothing will.
I was part of that Pron Movie Title Thread! That's how I ended up in the top 10 list this week...to my horror. So I guess I'm in the demented category, but not the pothead one.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (s/b09)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (eXA4G)
Au contraire, mon frer.
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I'm not a brother, I'm a girl!
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at October 23, 2017 06:23 PM (vivhj)
Walked into that one. You know the rules.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (tbOMB)
Whoever the writer for Last Man Standing was that made Mike's dad the owner of a legal pot shot was a genius. And probably a pothead, too.
I bet the Horde would look right at home picking out some exotic-sounding smoke after reading the labels.
"Does this one give you the munchies? Good, I'll take it."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)
Uber to Food Lion
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (ZTRlp)
Could this be the founding of the Pot Right?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (wwd4n)
He's African American and does not look like a pajama, er, b-word that I can't say in reference to a black man.
Not at all what I was expecting.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (muUs+)
309 Fvck! What is a 500 internal server error?
Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (7kbOo)
It means you need to cut and paste from Word.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Banana at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Voter Dude formerly Donovan at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: Banana at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (mtGE/)
and has worms in it...
THIS is CNN!
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (mJ8mX)
Although I do call one Day and the other Night. Because the Day doesn't have a laser sight (no good in Sun) and the Night has one with more bullets since you'll miss more at night.
Hmmm. What would be a good name for a .45 carbine?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (ny0bQ)
Fvck! What is a 500 internal server error?
Posted by: RI Red - 100% pure Sonobian Covfefe brewing at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (7kbOo)
It means you used curly quotes, apostrophes, long dashes, or some other 1970's technology for representing textual information.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Professor(friend of Gilligan) at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (vpHbu)
The better half and I enjoy a smoke now and again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 23, 2017 06:31 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at October 23, 2017 06:31 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (eXA4G)
Soon.
Posted by: Empty Barrel at October 23, 2017 06:31 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Pixxy Sweeps at October 23, 2017 06:31 PM (M2zfP)
We're you in fear for your life?
If so, it's all good. Those raspberry pips can be dangerous.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:31 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: ShainS at October 23, 2017 06:31 PM (r4q9j)
324 I don't know. People naming their firearms?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (ny0bQ)
Rifles get women's names. It's traditional.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2017 06:31 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2017 06:32 PM (pNxlR)
I don't know but I named my main gun Navarone.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2017 06:32 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2017 06:29 PM (muUs+) <<<
Thatsk what I saysk, but they still ran me out of the servicek for harrasskment .
Posted by: Popeye at October 23, 2017 06:32 PM (E3EdC)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2017 06:32 PM (muUs+)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (s/b09)
you must embrace the Power... of AND...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2017 06:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:32 PM (M2zfP)
you can leave the apples behind
cause apples don't prance
and if you don't prance
then your no friend of mine
Posted by: This is CNN at October 23, 2017 06:33 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: ShainS at October 23, 2017 06:33 PM (r4q9j)
Are you using an ipad, iphone to post?
Settings -> General -> Keyboard -> Turn off Smart Punctuation.
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 06:33 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 23, 2017 06:33 PM (mJ8mX)
" I'm sure someone made a pipe out of an apple at some point.
There was a rumor in the 70s that you could scrape banana peels off,
bake it, and smoke that to get high. Mellow Yellow they called it."
Mid 60s actually. Donovan made the words into a song.
Posted by: geoffb at October 23, 2017 06:33 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 06:33 PM (Sfs6o)
Bitter Clinger, I did it because I lived in a very high-density neighborhood and I wanted to be able to talk about it without giving random asshole the idea of breaking in to steal it. I had just put her in the car after picking her up and the thought came, unbidden, "I'm callin' her fluffy!"
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)
Annoying Orange
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 06:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 06:34 PM (6032V)
Replace apple with peach emoji ( http://tinyurl.com/ya3fx6xd )
Now, every time it goes "banana", show a banana.
A condom covered one, just so there's no doubt about what is being talked about.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 23, 2017 06:34 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (ny0bQ)
.45 Carbine? Lever Action????
Red Ryder of course...
Just don't shoot yer eye out...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 23, 2017 06:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: obv. at October 23, 2017 06:34 PM (wpC7C)
It means you used curly quotes, apostrophes, long dashes, or some other 1970's technology for representing textual information.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (tbOMB)
The uppityness of some folks who think they can lord it over us with 70s font technology!
THIS IS PIXY (WITH MINX 0.7 ALPHA)!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2017 06:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2017 06:34 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Jimmy Jizzy-pants Toback at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (ASGHc)
Posted by: Voter Dude formerly Donovan at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (U5Xeq)
It went about like you'd expect.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (6032V)
But there is no direct association, it is not entered as exhibit A or any such thang
crafty and dishonest CNN narrator is probably holding a banana and claiming it is an apple
deceiving us with a completely unrelated IMAGE of an apple (not an actual apple)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2017 06:36 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: AmericanBTGoG at October 23, 2017 06:36 PM (PQQEh)
I'm sure I'll be surprised to see stupider soon.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2017 06:36 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 06:36 PM (14URa)
WS starts tomorrow night, Jewels
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM (pNxlR)
I'm partial to the 911 call from the panicked cop and his wife who cooked up a lot of pot brownies, ate them all, and thought they were both dead. Not dying, dead.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 06:33 PM (Sfs6o)
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WeaselGun1
WeaselGun2
WeaselGun3
WeaselGun4
. . .
WeaselGun756,242
WeaselGun756243
. . . .
Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead)<<<
Nadine
Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: dr amy farrah-fowler at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: CNN at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (6ZsjP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead)
Banana
Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (NyJwR)
You have to make a clean batch unless you want to go all in.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (wwd4n)
Honestly ... IMHO ... just an extension of P.J. O'Rourke's early shit.
Lots of people here love to moralize. Love to shit on Libertarians. And lately, Libertarians are awfully easy to shit on.
But man, I don't give two shits about anybody's morals. And I insist that everybody stay the hell out of mine. Pretty violent about it, as a matter of fact.
At the end of the day - that's the biggest disconnect between me and most people I know.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM (Kwhm/)
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I've always liked that name.
Posted by: grammie winger -The Cubs Suck Again at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (lwiT4)
Just dry hump 'em.
Posted by: Jimmy Jizzy-pants Toback at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (8O3HH)
Didja clear that with "Two Loads" Tommy?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2017 06:39 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM (CNHr1)
What's on deck, Jewells? I've been going to be with Virgil Flowers the last few nights. Love him!
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 06:39 PM (14URa)
Namaste
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:32 PM (M2zfP)
Sonobi
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 23, 2017 06:39 PM (s/b09)
Hmm, short-term memory loss. *taps chin* Now how did that happen?
Actually, I was watching that thread go by at light-speed and not even looking at the nics. All I saw was, blonde, brunette, redhead.
Hey, you wanna drink? Dozer makes it. It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:39 PM (tRaq7)
You should have that password girl in India name it for you.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:39 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 23, 2017 06:39 PM (bwhY+)
Get a dry fryer. I got one made by the Red Copper folks (something like that. it's made from something coated with red copper). I got mine at Kohls for $25 and you can find them cheaper. WalMart has the Red Copper stuff but I don't know if they have the dry fryer.
It's a basket that goes into your oven and you cook your fries or whatever in the basket (stuff that's already pre breaded)
Let it cook 20-30 mins and voila nice and crispy fries or fried food. (haven't tried it yet on other stuff than french fries and tater tots but those alone are worth it)
Good deal.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:40 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: This...is CNN at October 23, 2017 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: 69 at October 23, 2017 06:41 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Weasel at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (Sfs6o)
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Shot in the dark.
Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2017 06:41 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 23, 2017 05:28 PM (FZYNt)
Some of the shirt-lifters at CNN could probably fit a watermelon up there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 06:42 PM (O848g)
We have no bananas today!
Posted by: filbert at October 23, 2017 06:42 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Playboy took a turn at October 23, 2017 06:42 PM (/zwDg)
Several high ranking officials have leaked that it might actually be a Pluot.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:43 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 23, 2017 06:43 PM (CNHr1)
Prolife: This is an unborn child. Some people may tell you it is just tissue to be discarded, but it is a human child. Capable of feeling pain and responding to it, just like you. It's smaller than you, and it needs protection by you to survive. But that's why we call it a child and not an adult. It is a child and not a tissue.
Men: This is a man. Some people may tell you it is a bicycle. They may even call themselves a fish. They may even yell and scream about oppression from this man that they have never actually met. Still, this is a man.
Posted by: Leland at October 23, 2017 06:43 PM (4y/OO)
Posted by: Voter Dude formerly Donovan at October 23, 2017 06:43 PM (U5Xeq)
Like their Veep candidate last year saying before the election, paraphrased slightly, "naah, I don't know why we're running, you all should just vote for Hillary." What the hell - and here I had thought that the man who turned himself blue for fear of Y2K was the worst candidate they'd ever nominated.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 06:43 PM (k1TUh)
Josephine
(As in "Ride On Josephine" by George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers.)
Name of my '66 Chevelle.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2017 06:43 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:43 PM (M2zfP)
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Disinformation. They want you to think it's a pluot, when it's really a pomegranate.
But you didn't hear it from me.
Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2017 06:44 PM (UoSKV)
Dr. Loommis: (steady voice and serious gaze) As a matter of fact, it was.
(Loomis crosses to balcony window, looks out, and sees Dole label in site where apple should be. Look of resignation - somehow, he expected this.)
CUT to tracking shots in and around the Strode house, with Carmen Miranda song pulsing in background.)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (4juG6)
It's a Medlar fruit.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 06:43 PM (k1TUh)
Damn Tom ... you can't trust Libertarians that actually form a political party.
That's antithetical to what it is to be Libertarian in the first place !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (fiGNd)
Does that mean I'll have to spend more time with it? Stroke it's trigger and fondle the foregrip?
Will it get jealous of Night and Day?
I don't know if I want a committed relationship just yet.
Brad sounds too like he's attend one of those anti male classes. Sorry to any Brads out there.
So. Contest!!!!
Name Bitter's .45 Carbine
All names accepted for judging but girls names will have precedence.
The Winner will be notified by email when and where to pick up their prize. (to be announced later)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:30 PM (ny0bQ)
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Well, I do name cars and the occasional appliance, so the poor daughter has been conditioned that way. *sigh*
But I think my daughter named her first handgun Gumby for the reason Peaches stated --- i.e., so she could talk about it without eavesdroppers knowing what it was.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: filbert at October 23, 2017 06:46 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: This...is CNN at October 23, 2017 06:46 PM (O5Q3r)
All names accepted for judging but girls names will have precedence.
The Winner will be notified by email when and where to pick up their prize. (to be announced later)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM
Mister Bang Bang.
Posted by: otho at October 23, 2017 06:47 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Big Bongs Billy at October 23, 2017 06:47 PM (bc2Lc)
BTW: anybody like some fried stuff but don't like all the grease and hazard?
Get a dry fryer. I got one made by the Red Copper folks (something like that. it's made from something coated with red copper). I got mine at Kohls for $25 and you can find them cheaper. WalMart has the Red Copper stuff but I don't know if they have the dry fryer.
This thing?
http://tinyurl.com/y8uukn8o
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 06:48 PM (IqV8l)
My mother told me good girls only eat bananas sideways.
Posted by: dr amy farrah-fowler at October 23, 2017 06:38 PM (mJ8mX)
With a knife and a fork, slut. That is, unless you are asking for it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 06:48 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:48 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Jimmy Jizzy-pants Toback at October 23, 2017 06:35 PM (8O3HH)
You know...this is the saddest thing about this scandal.
Dry humping? Jizzing on a ficus or hallway rug?
FFS.
You guys are working in the one industry in the world where at some point most of the top talent - Female Edition
will fuck their way to stardom or in exchange for a career benefit or a part in a movie.
Hell, they'd probably offer it to you more or less enthusiastically if you weren't a complete pig.
Just....pitiful.
It's like the kids from the High School Camera DECIDED THEY'D HAD ENOUGH and became the lamest, short-stroke, incompetent rapists evah.*
Sad.
*Not supporting rape at all. But, you get the point.
It's pitiful. Hilariously sad, these "powerful" Hollywood men.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2017 06:48 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Egmont at October 23, 2017 06:48 PM (loZXu)
All names accepted for judging but girls names will have precedence.
The Winner will be notified by email when and where to pick up their prize. (to be announced later)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (ny0bQ)
Just because it's a .45, I still vote for POTUS.
Posted by: Peaches at October 23, 2017 06:49 PM (14URa)
Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at October 23, 2017 06:49 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:48 PM (wwd4n)
Shit ... thought you were talking about the Republicans there for a sec ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:49 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:49 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 23, 2017 06:49 PM (s7y11)
Every. One.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:24 PM (M2zfP)
I've actually never smoked the dreaded Devil Weed. When I was in the Army back in the 80s, some of my buddies would smoke it but marijuana never interested me.
Later, when I was being polygraphed for my cop job, I was asked if I had ever smoked marijuana and I replied, "no." The guy giving the polygraph then replied that he didn't give a shit if I had smoked it because everybody has. I again repeated that I had never smoked marijuana and he then said that he had never seen anyone truthfully deny smoking marijuana before!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 23, 2017 06:50 PM (5Yee7)
Looking to get the data on my 7mm Rem Mag. Shooting Nosler Ballistic Tips with 58g of H4350.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:51 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2017 06:37 PM
Not a bad starter collection, Weasel. Keep adding, and your Texas residency application will be looked at favorably.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2017 06:51 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: charley horse at October 23, 2017 06:51 PM (+kahX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2017 06:51 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:51 PM (tRaq7)
How in the hell have none of you yet suggested the name "Brownie" ?
I don't even know you people anymore. I truly don't.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:51 PM (fiGNd)
Walked into that one. You know the rules.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 06:28 PM (tbOMB)
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Oh FINE!!
Compliance pic.
http://tinyurl.com/y7chovwk
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at October 23, 2017 06:52 PM (vfC/C)
Anyone able to link me an online ballistics calculator?
Looking to get the data on my 7mm Rem Mag. Shooting Nosler Ballistic Tips with 58g of H4350.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:51 PM (M2zfP)
http://www.jbmballistics.com/cgi-bin/jbmtraj-5.1.cgi
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2017 06:52 PM (tbOMB)
>> Hollywood men.
Seriously, these guys are what used to be called "sex maniacs". Not in the sense of horn dogs, but real clinical sexual deviants.
They ain't right in the head.
Tobak, as far as I can tell, didn't want to do anything normal with those babes. He just wanted to dry hump 'em, apparently. That just ain't right in the head.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 06:52 PM (8O3HH)
They weren't piss testing Army guys in the 80s?
One of the few reasons I haven't nipped into the devil's cabbage in quite a while is I'm keeping the Army as a backup plan for a little while here.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:52 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:52 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 06:53 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Goldilocks at October 23, 2017 06:54 PM (svUhO)
Josephine
(As in "Ride On Josephine" by George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers.)
Name of my '66 Chevelle.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger
Lucille. Works for baseball bats too.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 06:54 PM (GWm7j)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at October 23, 2017 06:55 PM (gW9BB)
They weren't piss testing Army guys in the 80s?
They started testing us in the Marines about 1982
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 23, 2017 06:55 PM (lKyWE)
Hot knives and hash? Anyone? OK then.
Posted by: Goldilocks at October 23, 2017 06:54 PM (svUhO)
Now there's is a reference I have not heard in a long time.
Posted by: Hippie Wan Kenobi at October 23, 2017 06:55 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 06:48 PM (IqV8l)
THAT'S IT!!!!
Thanks. I already tossed the box after I found out how well this thing works.
I used to use an old pizza pan but they would either get too crisp (like charcoal) or not cooked.
Had to time it just right.
This thing works great. Now to find out how long it lasts. I'm sure that's a coating and not pure copper.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:55 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 06:53 PM (k1TUh)
And I wonder why the Libertarian Party embraces it as much as the Republican Party.
I also wonder what's so hard to undertsand about being Libertarian on Domestic Policy ... which I am ... but Nationalist as Hell when it comes to International Politics ... which I also am.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:56 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 23, 2017 06:49 PM (s7y11)
Ahh, a Tubes fan, eh.
Saw them live at Alex Cooley's Electric Ballroom in Atlanta, GA many moons ago from the second row. Fee Waybill chased a guy out the front door with a chainsaw.
One of the best shows I've ever seen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:56 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2017 06:56 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 06:56 PM (GWm7j)
National Libertarianism...
SO YOU'RE A NAZI?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:56 PM (wwd4n)
How in the hell have none of you yet suggested the name "Brownie" ?
I don't even know you people anymore. I truly don't.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:51 PM
Dude. It's not a 1911 or an M2.
JMB, PBUH.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2017 06:57 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: otho at October 23, 2017 06:57 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at October 23, 2017 06:57 PM (vfC/C)
One foot in the grave.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 06:57 PM (GWm7j)
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2017 06:57 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 23, 2017 06:58 PM (Nwg0u)
John Moses Fucking Browning INVENTED THE DAMN CARTRIDGE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD !!!
Ok ... name it whatever you wish. It's your carbine.
But if it's NOT named Brownie ... you're wrong.
psst ... Brownie. Name it Brownie.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 06:58 PM (fiGNd)
They're not just SJW's, they are totally incompetent SJW's. Ok, I guess there really isn't any other kind.
Apparently the show got canceled after 1 episode because 3 years ago someone affiliated with Barstool Sports said ESPN personality Sam Ponder was a slut with an ugly kid, and as soon as their first ESPN show aired Sam Ponder had an emotional breakdown about it. Or something.
So of course ESPN canceled the entire show, that they had worked for months to get on their network, instantly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 06:58 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 23, 2017 06:58 PM (Nwg0u)
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Honestly.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2017 06:58 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 06:58 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 06:59 PM (GWm7j)
Posted by: Fritz at October 23, 2017 06:56 PM
Banana splits, Dude. Banana splits.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 23, 2017 06:59 PM (ctuyM)
"Tonight when I chase the dragon, the water may change to cherry wine..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2017 06:59 PM (tRaq7)
-
Lightyears ahead in the slapstick arts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 23, 2017 06:59 PM (Nwg0u)
psst ... Brownie. Name it Brownie."
But you can't name it Brown Bess - that one's taken.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 06:59 PM (k1TUh)
Probably still in the garden cause Eve wasn't about to share a banana with Adam.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 07:00 PM (ny0bQ)
Cargada
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 23, 2017 07:01 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 23, 2017 07:01 PM (Ri/rl)
An interesting choice ... but not Brownie !!!
Referencing, of course, John Moses Browning.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 23, 2017 07:02 PM (fiGNd)
One of the few reasons I haven't nipped into the devil's cabbage in quite a while is I'm keeping the Army as a backup plan for a little while here.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 23, 2017 06:52 PM (wwd4n)
Yes, Uncle Sam didn't piss test us when I was in. Maybe it was because Ronaldus Magnus was POTUS, morale was high and we were ready to fight commies. Sad to see what has happened to the armed forces since then.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 23, 2017 07:02 PM (5Yee7)
Like Bun-Bun say.
It's a self loader btw.
*BOOM BOOM* (short barrel so more noise) You know you are under fire when it goes off. The carbine is
nicer as more control of the kick back. More rounds on target but not
concealable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 07:05 PM (ny0bQ)
The Winner will be notified by email when and where to pick up their prize. (to be announced later)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 06:45 PM (ny0bQ)
Name your carbine David, and hang it in the closet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 07:06 PM (O848g)
Yuck yuck. I get it.
I don't respect much anyone who cops out early.
Bitter Clinging to the Bitter End. Death will have to drag me kicking and screaming to this so called "better place".
If I wanted to go early I wouldn't have bought a ticket.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 07:08 PM (ny0bQ)
If she had we'd probably see Adam transitioning to become Adele.
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