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Buck:
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joe mannix:
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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (10/22/17) Too Much Edition?
The only white man you can trust is a dead white man. Robert MugabeQuote II
We have this American president, Obama, born of an African father, who is saying we will not give you aid if you don't embrace homosexuality. We ask, was he born out of homosexuality? We need continuity in our race, and that comes from the woman, and no to homosexuality. Robert MugabeQuote III
"We did not send away whites. We took away land.” Robert MugabeWith an attitude like that, why not be given a prestigious position?Robert Mugabe named Goodwill Ambassador. Holy Shit!!!!
The UK government has criticised the World Health Organization’s decision to appoint Robert Mugabe as a “goodwill ambassador”, calling the move “surprising and disappointing”. A Downing Street spokesman said British diplomats had raised serious concerns with the WHO director general, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, over the decision to offer the high-profile role to the Zimbabwean president. The UN body asked the 93-year-old, who has been in power since 1980, to help tackle non-communicable diseases such as heart attacks, strokes and asthma across Africa. However, the move has been condemned by human rights groups and international bodies, which say Zimbabwe’s healthcare system has collapsed under Mugabe’s authoritarian regime. Most hospitals lack essential medicines and supplies, and nurses and doctors regularly go unpaid.
[UPDATE: W.H.O. rescinds ambassadorship.]
Some are giving the phrase, "Fly The Friendly Skies" new meaning.
She first joined the airline “to travel the world, meet new people and get paid for living the lifestyle.” Now, 15 years later, she claims she’s seen and heard it all — and revealed that two girls last year were making money by having sex with first class and business class passengers. She said: “A stewardess was caught getting [business] on board as a prostitute. She was caught business-carding it — trying to drum up [business] on a flight.”
Those that do, do. Those that can't, teach. Those that can't teach, use duct tape.
Why are we still using passwords?
The standard password has never been less effective or more susceptible to attacks. But some of the U.S.’s leading corporations say they’re also not ready to get rid of it.
Las Vegas, Nevada — Businesses knew that passwords were dead long before the theft of billions of user credentials from Yahoo! and information on more than 140 million people was stolen from Equifax. But for technical executives at some of the U.S.’s leading corporations, the twin events are serving as a long overdue coda for the technology world’s first swing at security: the simple password. Still, executives speaking at the Akamai Edge Conference* here said that the much maligned password won’t be abandoned any time soon, even as data breaches and follow-on attacks like automated “credential stuffing” make passwords more susceptible than ever to abuse.
We admitted we were powerless over sex, that our lives had become unmanageable. Harvey "F*cking Weinstein" is cured.
Harvey Weinstein has completed a one-week sex addiction rehab in Arizona
Psychologist says he is 'dealing with his anger' and starting to 'work on empathy'
This despite reports that Weinstein was boorish in group therapy session
Disgraced producer was pulled from group after one session, psychologist says
Weinstein will reportedly remain in Arizona for additional stint with doctors
Spokesperson says he has 'different recollection' of Lupita Nyong'o encounter
Unnamed Italian actress levies new rape claim over alleged 2013 incident
In conversation with Nautilus, Jeste points out that some things get better with age, like the ability to make decisions, control emotions, and have compassion for others—in other words, we get wiser with age. The challenge to aging well, he argues, is to be an optimist, resilient and pro-active, allowing the benefits of age to shine through. The corresponding challenge for doctors is not just to increase lifespan, but to increase healthy life.
Hey NFL This is what respect looks like.
At some point, I consulted an orthopedic surgeon to see whether she was a candidate for surgery. He said she wasn’t and strenuously advised that she stop taking the narcotics. “This is not something she should be on for the rest of her life,” he wrote. I then referred her to the hospital’s pain clinic. The anesthesiologist there sent her back after one visit with the message: “When I have a patient on a low-dose narcotic whose pain is reasonably well controlled, I call that success!” His comment rang true. Nevertheless, reared in medicine’s puritanical tradition, I wrote the prescriptions grudgingly until she died of a heart attack in her 70s. Looking back, I was lucky. It’s nothing like what doctors and the nation face now. The proliferation of opioid use in the United States is called an epidemic, but it more resembles metastatic cancer. The malignant effects extend far beyond the 300,000 Americans who’ve died since 2000. Prescription opioids are creating a pharmaceutically damaged underclass, trapping millions of people in a culture of victimhood and economic dependence, or for the unlucky, a world of criminal behavior and lethal illicit drugs. At the same time, opioids are damaging the medical profession and its practitioners in ways that will take years to acknowledge and redress.
October 22, 2005, Waterloo by ABBA was voted the best song in the history of the Eurovision Song Contest. Viewers in 31 countries across Europe voted during a special show in Copenhagen to celebrate the annual event's 50th birthday. via thisdayinmusic.com
Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
October 22, 1966, The Beach Boys ‘Good Vibrations’ made its debut on the US singles chart. Written by Brian Wilson and Mike Love, the track was recorded over 6 weeks in four different Los Angeles studios, at a cost of over $16,000. The recording engineer would later say that the last take sounded exactly like the first, six months earlier. The record would reach No.1 on the US charts in December 1966. via thisdayinmusic.com
Helping the less fortunate. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Coupons not accepted here.
1 [826 comments] 'Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja' [115.98 posts/day]
2 [418 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
3 [375 comments] 'publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear'
4 [358 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
5 [357 comments] 'Mortimer - disappointed'
6 [328 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'
7 [314 comments] 'Steve and Cold Bear'
8 [305 comments] 'Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla'
9 [301 comments] 'Peaches'
10 [300 comments] 'Tami' Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [77 names] 'John Marston ' [10.81 unique names/day]
2 [55 names] 'Steve and Cold Bear'
3 [52 names] 'Duncanthrax'
4 [42 names] 'Under Fire'
5 [39 names] 'Harry Reid'
6 [37 names] 'flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner'
7 [37 names] 'andycanuck'
8 [31 names] 'The Political Hat'
9 [30 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
10 [30 names] 'tu3031'
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2017 09:41 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 09:41 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2017 09:41 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 09:41 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2017 09:42 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 22, 2017 09:43 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 09:45 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2017 09:45 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2017 09:45 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: in-flight meal technician at October 22, 2017 09:45 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 22, 2017 09:46 PM (KCxzN)
Genius Award Winner - Always be selling.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 09:46 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2017 09:46 PM (K2T58)
Put your damn tray in the upright position for the ONT!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 22, 2017 09:46 PM (0/NKA)
Duct Tape - a teachable moment.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 09:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2017 09:42 PM (Wtll+)
It still feels to me like an MSM-driven ZOMG PANIC EVERYBODY PANIC!!!11!!!!eleventy1!!!! campaign.
There might be a small nugget of truth at the heart of it, but my main reaction is that the reaction/buzz is all out of proportion to the actual problem.
The *real* problem IMHO is the increasing difficulty that legitimate patients who have actual, long-term chronic pain are experiencing in getting effective relief--they're getting trampled in the stampede to "DO SOMETHING" about the opioid "epidemic."
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 09:47 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2017 09:48 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at October 22, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: AoSHQ Meme Enforcement Agency at October 22, 2017 09:49 PM (wpC7C)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c
Anni-Frid married a prince (who's dead now, Jim), and thus is HSH, Her Serene Highness.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 09:49 PM (8O3HH)
What's the matter with your knees, MisHum?
Posted by: ALH at October 22, 2017 09:49 PM (tNY18)
No, the word you're looking for is "fvckheaded", short for "fvcked in the head".
When you get appointments like that, it's time to exit the WHO with prejudice. And then spray their offices with malaria.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 22, 2017 09:51 PM (H8S+R)
Annnnnnd an early prayer request to the Horde. Took an old friend to Cleveland Clinic this past week and she got the *you know, if there are things you want to do, things you want to see, you may want to make those plans.* talk from her Doc. So, if you would for my buddy.
On the pleasant side, the grandkids home life seems to be improving. I'm optimistic - guardedly, but optimistic none the less.
Thy will be done.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2017 09:51 PM (tr2D7)
Put your damn tray in the upright position for the ONT!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 22, 2017 09:46 PM (0/NKA)
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that's not the only thing in the upright position
Posted by: 1st class stewardess at October 22, 2017 09:51 PM (vChNs)
Duct Tape - a teachable moment.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 09:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Ha, I'll show you, you little f*ckers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 09:51 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 22, 2017 09:52 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 22, 2017 09:52 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kreplach
1. Depressed rural.economies
2. No jobs or opportunities
3. Bored teens and young adults
4. Easy access to prescription narcotics eliminates need for criminal distribution networks
5. Then they graduate to heroin
6. Then cylinder stops on them in the fentanyl cutting roulette
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2017 09:54 PM (9TU00)
And if not, He soon will be.
Posted by: teej at October 22, 2017 09:54 PM (w0XWc)
Turn up to 11!
Highlights:
"Hey Allison"
"Get Yourself Together"
"Zero Zero Zero"
--and two of the best-titled non-Smiths songs ever:
"Sunshine Proves All Wrongness"
"All This Time For Nothing"
Those are the titles. Lyrics blow those away.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at October 22, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU)
After my foot surgery the doctor prescribed the lowest dose OxyCodone and only a two week supply.
I had to double up the dose to get any relief.
When I would call him up to get the script refilled, he would make me come into the office to interrogate me.
It was bullshit.
On second thought, I fully understand the opioid epidemic.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2017 09:55 PM (Wtll+)
there's something to that. check out blondie performing "heart of glass" (original video). debby harry is preternaturally beautiful but charms with her vulnerable awkward moves. lovely.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 22, 2017 09:55 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Southwest.
You get two bags free!
(ba dum, tish!)
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 09:55 PM (s5o+q)
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I don't know how new it is. In the words of the stewardess in the interview,
She first joined the airline "to travel the world, meet new people and get paid for living the lifestyle."
Change "new people" to "new desirable men" and I think that has always been the case. Plus stewardesses have always been low paid. The pilots make bank, the mechanics do very well, but the flight attendants are waitresses in the sky and paid accordingly.
So, for those that don't land that high-end husband, I suspect supplementing their income has always been an alternative. And some of them went for the cash from the jump.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2017 09:55 PM (pvjTE)
My guess, after his "treatment", he's still a rich asshole who thinks he's entitled to do whatever he wants.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 09:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 09:56 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 09:55 PM (s5o+q)
I woulda said "rim shot" instead, but here . . . with Horde around me . . .
SOME of us still TRY to do "phrasing."
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 09:56 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 09:57 PM (GsAUU)
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There are a total of 8 rape (or equivalent criminal sexual assault) allegations against. 5 by Scotland Yard, 2 by NYPD, and 1 by LAPD. There could be more, Italy and France.
Hopefully, he'll be spending some time in the big House.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 09:57 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 09:58 PM (IcT7t)
Has anyone watched "Wisdom of the Crowd"? My wife has it on because of the IT aspects of it.
But I've never seen a show so chock full of lefty bs. It's almost a parody of the left it's so far out there.
OMG the US is filled w/ violent xenophobic racists! The kicker tonight is the hateful leader is dying of cancer so he plans his own death to be a martyr. Oy vey!
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 09:30
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 09:58 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2017 09:58 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 22, 2017 09:58 PM (0/NKA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
We Won't Get Fooled Again
Posted by: Roger, Pete, Zombie Keith and John at October 22, 2017 09:59 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 09:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 09:59 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 09:59 PM (Axa8z)
Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2017 10:00 PM (zLDYs)
and No, there are no presidents who are invited to join in (but if Mamie Eisenhower is around...).
Back in 40-ish to see what hell you've wrought in the meanwhile.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 10:00 PM (vChNs)
I have an immediate family member with cancer. A type that gives bone pain. He is on drugs that do not allow aspirin or alcohol and can only take low doses of tylenol. He also has chronic back pain bad enough that he often cannot sleep. He asked his doctors for a low dose codeine and they refused because: opioid crisis policy.
Also I read that Good Vibrations cost over $50K and took several months. IMO it is one of the greatest pop songs ever.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 22, 2017 10:00 PM (XVtoh)
Besides Uncle Harvey. See the Daily Mail about director James Toback. 38 women accuse him of Uncle Harvey antics.
We can call him Jimmy Jizzy-pants, as you'll find out from the details. Or, Jimmy, "Pinch my nipples, please!" Jizzy-pants.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:01 PM (TdMsT)
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Why does Obama think it is his duty as our President to give away the US's money to foreign nations in order to pressure them into promoting gay sex? I guess it's the gay lobby?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 22, 2017 10:01 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 22, 2017 10:00 PM (XVtoh)
--Yes and yes.
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 10:02 PM (GsAUU)
I had to double up the dose to get any relief.
When I would call him up to get the script refilled, he would make me come into the office to interrogate me.
It was bullshit.
On second thought, I fully understand the opioid epidemic.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2017 09:55 PM (Wtll+)
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I spent two weeks in the hospital at the end of last year with an illness/nerve injury that involved no pain.
The nurses showed up several times a day, every day, with pain meds. I sent them away every time.
Did not want to deal with the side effects and addiction probabilities.
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 22, 2017 10:02 PM (I16G8)
I love presents.
Wha'd ya get me?
Can I open it now or I gotta wait till Christmas?
I thought I'd heard Mr Entwhistle was hanginv with Mr Moon now.
Hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: teej at October 22, 2017 10:03 PM (w0XWc)
that's not the only thing in the upright position
Posted by: 1st class stewardess
I don't know what airline you fly on, but the days when they hired stewardesses for their looks are gone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dr. Dave at October 22, 2017 10:03 PM (ozGQ9)
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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It's the Time of the Season
Posted by: Zombies at October 22, 2017 10:04 PM (5OO3x)
Hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: teej
yes he went out with a nose full of blow and a blonde bimbo riding high
about 15 years ago
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2017 10:04 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
Also your family member, Hopped up. This opioid thing is fucked to hell on all fronts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:04 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Try Ryanair if you want "benefits" from male flight attendants: http://tinyurl.com/ybxev2mv
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2017 10:04 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 22, 2017 10:05 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:03 PM (+lVUW)
--You have not flown an Asian or South American airline in the oast 20 years, have you?
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 10:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 10:06 PM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 10:06 PM (e9G8E)
Lorne Michaels dogwhistled as much when they asked why he hadn't mocked him on SNL. Claimed it was New York solidarity.
Come on, he dares you say something about New York.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 22, 2017 10:07 PM (/qEW2)
>> airline
Fly me, Yankee boy! Love you long time.
You want bag of nuts?
Posted by: Pul Mai Kok, Thai Stewardess at October 22, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:08 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2017 10:08 PM (3C9q2)
2002
Posted by: teej at October 22, 2017 10:08 PM (w0XWc)
Posted by: Dr. Dave
WHO approval is necessary for medical school accreditation along with the other bodies. Never break the medical gridlock.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 22, 2017 10:08 PM (XVtoh)
He zeroes in on much the same thing I'm concerned about . . . medicine's relative inability to deal with chronic pain.
He also says that mis-prescription of opioids (and other pain killers) that aren't indicated for the particular condition being treated is an issue. That's a doctor-training/malpractice issue IMHO and should be dealt with as such.
(Put the coca back in Coca-Cola! That'll fix everything!)
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 10:09 PM (s5o+q)
From this morning -
And then there were five. Fifth Polanski victim comes forward and says he nailed her when she was 10.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 22, 2017 11:35 AM (Nwg0u)
And what says the mannish Meryl Streep about this latest calumny against her idol?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2017 10:10 PM (pNxlR)
http://tinyurl.com/ydh2zxys
Amusing, that all these supposed "feminist" males are now being exposed for the scum that they are.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 22, 2017 10:10 PM (a1WR4)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2017 10:10 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: original jake at October 22, 2017 10:10 PM (maRT2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:10 PM (bjlHK)
http://tinyurl.com/yabs9flh
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 10:11 PM (Axa8z)
Posted by: Huma at October 22, 2017 10:11 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 22, 2017 10:11 PM (XVtoh)
Yes -- I saw that too, another Polanksi victim, age 10 at the time. She's gone public (see said the Weinstein thing prompted her to do so), and is starting a campaign to get Polanski expelled from the Academy, just like Harv.
Posted by: Pul Mai Kok, Thai Stewardess at October 22, 2017 10:12 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 22, 2017 09:42 PM (Wtll+)
When regulators take all low-level opioids out of the medicine chest and only leave the very addictive synthetic ones, then by gum, the world does not become a happier place
I wonder though, if the heroin deaths are counted in the epidemic, and if the driver of this epidemic is actually improved black market networks.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 10:12 PM (rb1WU)
wtf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:10 PM (bjlHK)
I saw that one.
I said bad words. Several bad words.
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 10:12 PM (s5o+q)
Brevity, please. Or put it in book form.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
wtf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:10 PM (bjlHK)
I agree 100%. Stupid and insulting at the same time. SJWs had to be in charge. Idiots. Women eat. You don't fvckin' say. What a discovery.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 10:13 PM (Axa8z)
wtf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:10 PM (bjlHK)
I saw that one.
I said bad words. Several bad words.
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 10:12 PM (s5o+q)
What does that mean, exactly?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 10:13 PM (bvE6q)
wtf?"
Doesn't have to make sense; just has to be remembered. So... Mission Accomplished.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 22, 2017 10:14 PM (H8S+R)
I recall Obamao pushing a pill for granny as being more cost effective than a new hip. Perhaps his followers in the medical field took it as direction.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2017 10:14 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Basically what Professor Chaos said.
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 10:14 PM (s5o+q)
Didn't Mel Gibson get in trouble for saying something like this?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa)
wtf?
Posted by: Miley
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After the Campbells "I'm your daddy", things can become no more absurd.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:16 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress
Nope. Domestic flights with stewards who seem worn out from dealing with obnoxious passengers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Don't get me started
Posted by: Huma at October 22, 2017 10:11 PM (K2T5
--Curse you for beating me to it!
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 10:16 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 22, 2017 10:14 PM (H8S+R)
You mean the boycott? Done.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Toni's lost a ton of weight. Barely recognize her now. She Australian hawtish now.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:16 PM (5OO3x)
"It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (s5o+q)
All these years the Left has gotten away with a double-standard of holding their enemies to a level that they exempted their own from. Now that their enemies are refusing to play along with those fake standards, they're turning back on their own and it is glorious.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (oVJmc)
Didn't Mel Gibson get in trouble for saying something like this?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Why yes, yes he did. Funny, you never usually think of Kellogg's and Mel Gibson together. He's more of an upscale Kaboom! type.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (XVtoh)
Posted by: gNewt at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (pmhkb)
The latest Polanski victim's name is Marianne Barnard.
Look that up and read if interested. It was in 1975, and she was just 10 years old.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: X-ray
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Yeah, they're all idiots...oh, wait...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:18 PM (5OO3x)
Brevity, please. Or put it in book form.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
The TL
R version is that the site admin of NeoGAF, a gaming forum infested with SJWs, has been accused of sexual assault (the admin's name is Evilore). In response, ppl have been leaving the site in droves, including most of the mods for the forum.
What's so ironic about this is that NeoGAF posters are infamous for being extreme left-wingers, the "listen and believe" types. IIRC, it takes about a year to get cleared to get an account there and one would be banned for not having the correct leftist group-think.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 22, 2017 10:18 PM (a1WR4)
Bob, it's called "gay for play". AIDS for aid.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at October 22, 2017 10:19 PM (/qEW2)
(ZH link, but Daily Wire source)
zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-22/93-year-old-president-carter-
russians-didnt-alter-election-obama-didnt-deliver-we-di
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 10:19 PM (/8lcL)
I have an immediate family member with cancer. A type that gives bone pain. He is on drugs that do not allow aspirin or alcohol and can only take low doses of tylenol. He also has chronic back pain bad enough that he often cannot sleep. He asked his doctors for a low dose codeine and they refused because: opioid crisis policy.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 22, 2017 10:00
Sorry to hear that HUOS. I've had chronic back pain for yrs. 2 options in between those presented are Meloxicam (an anti-inflammatory) and Tramadol (synthetic opioid not as proscribed). Of course depends on the mix of drugs patient is taking but after my experience they might be options.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 10:19 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2017 10:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 22, 2017 10:19 PM (XVtoh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Another 4 standing ovations?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
Speaking of a prayer list, where has Slapweasel gone? I haven't see him since I got an answered prayer to report.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (ZapPq)
Until you take a dump. I guess you could own it after that too, if you wanted too. It will keep well enough in a septic tank.
Posted by: freaked at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (UdKB7)
hey guys , population replacement always turns out wrongly
Posted by: original jake at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (maRT2)
Yes -- I saw that too, another Polanksi victim, age 10 at the time. She's gone public (see said the Weinstein thing prompted her to do so), and is starting a campaign to get Polanski expelled from the Academy, just like Harv.
Posted by: Pul Mai Kok, Thai Stewardess at October 22, 2017 10:12 PM (8O3HH)
Meryl Streep, hardest hit. And I would hit her.
With a 2x2
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Try Ryanair if you want "benefits" from male flight attendants: http://tinyurl.com/ybxev2mv
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2017 10:04 PM (3C9q2)
No thanks. I don't swing that way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
And Many Thanks to the SWOH Morons who turned out last night for the (record-setting) 4th Annual MoMe.
Regulars and lurkers mixed, even a certain metabolically-challenged 'Ron made an appearance.
I think.
Posted by: ibguy at October 22, 2017 10:21 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:21 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress
Nope. Domestic flights with stewards who seem worn out from dealing with obnoxious passengers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
--Mark Steyn: "If you want to see the worst-dressed gay men in the world, fly Air Canada."
So true 10 years ago.
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 10:21 PM (GsAUU)
Hopefully industry is investing in chronic pain solutions that cannot be abused.
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2017 10:21 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (s5o+q)
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THIS!!!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 10:21 PM (/8lcL)
Got home and ordered some snake gaiters. Just in case there's a next time.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 22, 2017 10:21 PM (yzxic)
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I think it means: "Women eat and we get fat. So what? Fat is beautiful. In fact, morbidly obese is the height of beauty!!!!!"
Posted by: Vyx at October 22, 2017 10:22 PM (aT+Bx)
Why are we still using passwords?
***
We still have to use passwords because we don't seriously punish cybercrime.
Start putting people in jail for long terms and you might see a reduction in the incessant attempts at hacking...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2017 10:22 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: gNewt at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (pmhkb
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Yep. This is why only about 30% of Docs belong to the AMA any more. They have outlived any of the usefullness they once had.
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 22, 2017 10:22 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)
wtf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Can't figure out what annoys me more, the potential double entendre, or the idea that women doing everyday things is somehow special.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Country Singer
and that's why I live in an area that has winter 7 months of the year
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2017 10:23 PM (K2T58)
*insert joke about engine overhaul here*
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 22, 2017 10:23 PM (ASGHc)
He was on the pet thread yesterday checking in on members of the Horde coping with cancer.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2017 10:23 PM (3C9q2)
And Many Thanks to the SWOH Morons who turned out last night for the (record-setting) 4th Annual MoMe.
Regulars and lurkers mixed, even a certain metabolically-challenged 'Ron made an appearance.
I think.
Posted by: ibguy at October 22, 2017 10:21 PM (vUcdz)
It was so much fun! Thanks for putting it together!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
That's been the advice for years, I basically use a book code to generate master passwords for single sign ons. My pass phrase for my pki key is over 90 char long.
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2017 10:24 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Country Singer
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Timber rattlers. Pfft. I grew up with southeastern diamondbacks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:25 PM (5OO3x)
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I think it means: "Women eat and we get fat. So what? Fat is beautiful. In fact, morbidly obese is the height of beauty!!!!!"
Posted by: Vyx at October 22, 2017 10:22 PM (aT+Bx)
Da Fuq!!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 22, 2017 10:25 PM (ZTRlp)
*insert joke about engine overhaul here*
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 22
Drives us nuts
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2017 10:25 PM (9TU00)
Hollywood.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 22, 2017 10:25 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Jean
I prefer something simple
Posted by: John Podesta at October 22, 2017 10:26 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 10:17 PM (s5o+q)
Word
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:26 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Country Singer
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And an NAA 22
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2017 10:26 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:22 PM
Damn! If you haven't just brilliantly defined what annoys me the most about modern-day feminism.
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 22, 2017 10:26 PM (ASGHc)
Posted by: original jake at October 22, 2017 10:26 PM (maRT2)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:27 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:25 PM (5OO3x)
Given where I hunt here in Georgia, it could have just as easily been one of those. Normally I wouldn't have done anything but the combination of excited dog who kept trying to get at it and proximity to the ladder on the deer stand...yeah, dead snake.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 22, 2017 10:27 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2017 10:28 PM (3C9q2)
Wow. There must have been some great harmonizing going on during that concert.
Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2017 10:28 PM (jm1YL)
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An invitation to Tom Friedman's???
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 10:28 PM (mJ8mX)
Shields UP! has a password generator, as long as you like. copy and paste the password into your browser.
Then worry that some malicious website can find a way to download your encrypted passwords and the websites they go to.
there is always an act vector. the more difficult the hack, the more valuable the data you are trying to protect.
You put locks on your doors to keep honest people out. Others just use a sledgehammer.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 10:28 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 22, 2017 10:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 10:29 PM (vuY5x)
Either our service is slow today or it's time to buy some new equipment.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:29 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2017 10:26 PM (9TU00)
Had my G23 with me as well, lol. The .308 pretty much blew in half, though.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 22, 2017 10:30 PM (yzxic)
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Also, excruciatingly shallow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:30 PM (5OO3x)
*****
My mind's eye just called up the climatic scene in "Bridge on the River Kwai" as the locomotive plunges into the ravine, dragging the rest of the train along with it.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 10:30 PM (wPiJc)
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I can tell you about a chronic pain. It exists, believe me, as Donny Two Scoops would say. I have rheumatoid arthritis, and have had it since the early 2000s, hell 15 years.
In that, one's own immune system gets fucked up and starts attacking one's own joint tissues. There is no cure, only slowing it down. My joints are being slowly destroyed.
Until the first flare of that stuff, I had no idea what pain was. Well, it wasn't as bad as an abscessed tooth. By a little bit.
Every so often, I'll have a flare, and when I do, depending on where it is, well, you have no idea.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:31 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 10:31 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
Except it pisses me off & reminds me not to buy their product. Never had that happen before. Especially the chick saying 'we eat' in ridiculous defiant tone w/a glare. Just an asinine commercial. No Kelloggs for moi.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 10:31 PM (Axa8z)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (ZapPq)
He's prolly watching TWD. I'm emailing him to add Tonypete and HUOS's friend and family member.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:32 PM (bjlHK)
Wait till he see how I can rip up a "ficus"
Posted by: Harvey's Future Cellmate at October 22, 2017 10:33 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 22, 2017 10:33 PM (AxFdW)
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Windows 10
I've had similar problems for a couple of days. Finally opened up Task Manager and discovered that McUICnt.exe (a component part of MacAfee anti-virus was using 25% cpu resources (usually a sign it has crashed)). Turns out there is a trojan version.
Also a symptom of an incomplete windows update that requires a restart that didn't happen.
Anyway, a reboot fixed the problem. At least, so far.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 10:33 PM (m9X4Y)
Hey, best wishes on your move if you decide to go through with it. Actually, best wishes no matter what you decide to do.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:34 PM (ZapPq)
>> only about 30% of Docs belong to the AMA
Less than 17%:
http://insureblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/stupid-ama-tricks.html
Posted by: ibguy at October 22, 2017 10:35 PM (vUcdz)
*insert joke about engine overhaul here*
Posted by: Shopgirl
And we're twenty trillion dollars in debt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
It's a nosocomial and iatrogenic disease.
Aided and abetted by Big Pharma.
How it works: Dr. prescribes pain killers on a ongoing basis. Over stating the recommended dosage.
Patient takes dosage, feels better and says "Great".
Years later becomes conscious of personality changes, loss of other senses, attitude decline. General malaise.
Argues with Dr. that the drug is causing problems. Dr. argues no it can't.
Dr. is wrong and patient sets out to prove him wrong. Discovers he's been a zombie for years and was a few steps away from becoming as pathetic as a hoarder or cat lady.
Drastically reduces his intake of Pain killer. Undergoes withdrawal. A not very comfortable twitching and burning of the nerves that takes 2 wks to resolve.
Patient begins to lose weight, take an interest in their grooming and attitude begins to do chores around the house that have been neglected. Realizes that 5 years of an already limited amount of time left to live and weeps for those lost years.
Patient immediately takes other steps to begin living again and takes to certain blogs to warn anyone who will listen of the dangers of mere painkillers.
And that's the rest of the story. MINE!
God I hope I'm not too late to recover fully just to shove in the DRs. faces of the destruction they so casually wreaked.
Take only the amount of pain med that alleviates the pain. Approach that amount from the low side and increase cautiously.
We don't need the DEA stepping in. We need the AMA to do the job they claim they are doing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 10:35 PM (ny0bQ)
Either our service is slow today or it's time to buy some new equipment.
Posted by: Emmie at October
you have to tell someone they are watching too many porn vids simultaneously.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 10:35 PM (vuY5x)
Every so often, I'll have a flare, and when I do, depending on where it is, well, you have no idea.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:31 PM (8O3HH)
I'll hazard a guess that it might have been akin to a particularly bad gallstone attack . . . or waking up from gall bladder removal surgery and immediately noticing that . . . the post-op painkiller simply. didn't. work.
After about three hundred years (relative time) of writhing on the recovery room bed they finally figured out that maybe I needed something other than what they gave me.
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 10:36 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
Except it pisses me off & reminds me not to buy their product. Never had that happen before. Especially the chick saying 'we eat' in ridiculous defiant tone w/a glare. Just an asinine commercial. No Kelloggs for moi.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 10:31 PM (Axa8z)
A dietician I worked with many years ago told me that in terms of sweetened cereal and nutrition, you might as well eat a Snickers bar and a vitamin for breakfast.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
My mind's eye just called up the climatic scene in "Bridge on the River Kwai" as the locomotive plunges into the ravine, dragging the rest of the train along with it.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 10:30 PM
MADNESS!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 10:36 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 10:31 PM (Axa8z)
--Remember that Kellogg's also made a show of not advertising on Breitbart.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 10:37 PM (GsAUU)
With a 2x2
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (
Awww, come on...
Use a 2 x 4!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 10:37 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: AnnaS at October 22, 2017 10:37 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2017 10:37 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:37 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l)
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Except, most place would not even allow that password. They all have their own rules about how a password must be constructed. And, what really annoys me, they don't tell you what the rules are when you are logging in. I could remember if I knew that site's rules: at least one cap, one lower case, one numeric, one alpha, one special, between 6-15 in length, etc. Tell me the rules at login so I will remember what extra characters I added to make it legal.
But, no. They don't, so I don't. Then I have to do the "I forgot my password" thing, which means the old password is deactivated and then they tell me the rules again so I can make a new password.
Grrrr.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2017 10:37 PM (pvjTE)
Until the first flare of that stuff, I had no idea what pain was. Well, it wasn't as bad as an abscessed tooth. By a little bit.
Every so often, I'll have a flare, and when I do, depending on where it is, well, you have no idea.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:31 PM (8O3HH)
Publius Johnson is right. I have a similar condition. I've had flare ups so bad I could barely walk, and I have a pretty high pain threshold. It's very very real and it sucks ass.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2017 10:21 PM (9TU00)
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Nothing works better than an opioid.
The industry has spent a bazillion dollars trying for something more affective. Usually they wind up getting sued out the kazoo because of side affects.
It's ah, yeah, I think I feel a little relief vs oh, thank you.
This opioid crisis is being put forward as a distraction from our real problems. Congress critters must write laws (camera/fundraising time).
These drug laws force 95 percent of the people to suffer because 5 percent can't control themselves.
That's not the American way.
Posted by: gNewt at October 22, 2017 10:38 PM (pmhkb)
They'll call it the "casting bunk" where he's going
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)
And we're twenty trillion dollars in debt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:35 PM
That's because the rest of the country isn't paying their fair share.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jasper at October 22, 2017 10:40 PM (M2zfP)
You, too!!
(And yes, I'm a Mo-Ron: just remembered to check email. Thank you!!!)
Posted by: ibguy at October 22, 2017 10:40 PM (vUcdz)
I couldn't believe he was only expected to be there a week. It's a sick joke and an insult to those he attacked and those whose lives he ruined because they didn't cooperate.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 22, 2017 10:40 PM (rp9xB)
Sounds like a Light Meter is out of Calibration.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2017 10:41 PM (M2zfP)
Looking back, it's really kind of creepy how much popular music of the last half of the 20th Century was about nailing underage ginch...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 22, 2017 10:41 PM (fZlu3)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
YUMMY!!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 22, 2017 10:41 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (eMKNe)
These people are dense as dirt
Posted by: original jake at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (maRT2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (vuY5x)
I wasn't paying close attention, but I think I remember at the beginning of the modern opioid era (oxycontin) that the medical community was saying "we've got it this time, these opioids won't be addictive".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (gIRsn)
The result was not pretty.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)
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what about fiber, you need fiber in your diet.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 10:43 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
OMG, that was funny. And you're goin' to hell
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:43 PM (6FqZa)
The trouble with opioids (opiates is another term -- look up the difference, I forget, one refers to the naturally occurring derivatives of opium -- the other includes all synthetics as well) is they work too good, so to peak.
They hit the euphoria receptors in the brain. Endorphins naturally hit those, and there's several things that cause them to be released. "Reward" for a job well done is one of them, actually.
They make you feel really good. You're on top of the world. They also do other things, like depress breathing.
You also build up tolerance. It takes more and more to have the same effect. Now, the tolerance to the euphoria and the tolerance to the breathing surpression follow different paths.
An addict reaches a near coffin corner where the dose to get high is close to the lethal dose. Another OD route is when they can't get a fix. Their tolerance declines, and when they finally get a fix, they take the same amount they were used to, which is now a lethal dose.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 10:43 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (vuY5x)
You want bag of nuts?
Posted by: Pul Mai Kok, Thai Stewardess at October 22, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)
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What about me? I pay you long time. Stupid Yankee send me all his money.
Posted by: Hung Lo, Obnoxious Chinese Tourist at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (8elQA)
Least of all the fernbanger.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)
A frond in need is a frond in seed!
Posted by: Harvey W. at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (GsAUU)
But, no. They don't, so I don't. Then I have to do the "I forgot my password" thing, which means the old password is deactivated and then they tell me the rules again so I can make a new password.
Grrrr.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2017 10:37 PM (pvjTE)
I'm a bad guy, i have a note book full of passwords written down.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (ZTRlp)
Your talents are wasted in Obstetrics.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (M2zfP)
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I thought that he had been ID'd as a pedo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 22, 2017 10:41 PM (fZlu3)
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Boz Skaggs was a favorite till I understood the words to Georgia.
Posted by: gNewt at October 22, 2017 10:45 PM (pmhkb)
Posted by: AnnaS
So what did they charge him for this "cure"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
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i'd love to see Meryl or one of them asked to explain the difference between Roamin and Harvey.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 10:45 PM (vChNs)
household. I tried unplugging and replugging the modem and router and
that didn't help.
Either our service is slow today or it's time to buy some new equipment.
Posted by: Emmie
I've been streaming kiddie porn over my neighbor's WiFi all day today.
Posted by: Emmie's Neighbor at October 22, 2017 10:45 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Fritz at October 22, 2017 10:45 PM (Kwhm/)
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hahahha. I have the exact same thing!
Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (aT+Bx)
No, but I thought they'd *try* to pretend that there was an actual effort to reform.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (PUmDY)
bit like bleeding, i.e. not a chronic condition: After a spell of
interminable bleeding, one would normally be expected to die! True pain
should be like that...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)
I wouldn't tell that to someone with a degenerative spine issue, or with two rebuilt knees that are going to bone-on-bone.
Pain meds are needed. I was on Oxycontin when I was having surgeries on my broken shoulder, and I was religious about taking the pills on schedule and that made weaning easier to take.
When I tried to skip doses to keep straight enough to drive another friend to her surgery I was really sick -- and I mean laying on the floor wanting to die bad, and even a wean suggested by a drug and alcohol counselor friend left me feeling hollow with "jimmy legs" all over.
What we need is a detox method that doesn't mean lying in a puddle of sweat moaning because you are in withdrawl.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (rb1WU)
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I thought that he had been ID'd as a pedo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Oops. No, it was a 14 year-old girl that he molested. So, never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (IqV8l)
The result was not pretty.
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Damn, you are good, sir. I tip my hat. That took me a second to process, then I laughed out loud. That's the best kind.
Now, you need to come up with some good ones for that director, Jimmy Jizzy-pants, and the lactophilia chef thing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (ZTRlp)
I do too. How can you possibly remember 40-50 passwords?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (mJ8mX)
The result was not pretty.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 10:42 PM (wPiJc)
Dammit Muldoon, pass the paper towel through the usb port
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (ZTRlp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smu7nwU7DPI
Apparently the Eagles *did* have a sense of humor, it just didn't come out as often as it should have while they were together...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:47 PM (eMKNe)
The result was not pretty.
Posted by: Muldoon
Nothing involving Harv is pretty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (ZTRlp)
I do too. How can you possibly remember 40-50 passwords?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Throw in some birthdays, an anniversary and some other mystical days and you're in trouble.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:48 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
That's correct. She needs to do everything in her power to get it controlled and keep it controlled. Bad things can happen if you don't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Just use one, '1234'
Posted by: John Podesta at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (5OO3x)
Which reminds me that I need to thank God more often for my relatively good health.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (bjlHK)
I have fibromyalgia. I have some low-level pain most of the time, but I usually don't think much about it. I don't even take OTC for it. Dr. suggested I go on long-term medications for pain I didn't even complain about.
A couple of times I have had excruciating pain, once from shingles and once from a mystery ailment. Both times I was told to use acetaminophen and ibuprofen to manage the pain even though they did absolutely nothing for me. These were temporary conditions that were seriously interfering with my ability to function.
So I can get pain meds when I don't need it but not when I do.
The only time I've had appropriate pain prescription was after surgery. Even then, I only needed about half of what was prescribed and I certainly did not need the refills.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
That's correct. She needs to do everything in her power to get it controlled and keep it controlled. Bad things can happen if you don't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
Is it possible to control it?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
At any rate it's Brian at his zenith and the song stands the test of time.
Don't mind getting "gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin'" stuck in my head.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: original jake at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (maRT2)
Both of my knees are bone on bone now. I can walk, but that's it. If I had to run, well, I wouldn't be able, so the boogey-man would have to catch me. I'm well armed, though.
Both have been candidates for replacement surgery for nearly two years. But at 50, it's a bit young, and I'm gonna wait as long as I kind. I've already had my right hip replaced, in 2012.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (jRGfJ)
But I think Big Pharma wants us sick because $$$$$$$$$$
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (s7y11)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Just use one, '1234'
Posted by: John Podesta at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (5OO3x)
Or "password."
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (PUmDY)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922141606295334912
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922141698159005696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922141775338311681
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922141878224646144
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922141982927081472
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2017 10:51 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
That's correct. She needs to do everything in her power to get it controlled and keep it controlled. Bad things can happen if you don't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
Is it possible to control it?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Yes. There are a number of treatments out there. She needs to connect with a rheumatologist if she hasn't already and discuss her options.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
wtf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Also, you all MAKE BABIES??! All this time I thought it was a Stork brought them. Those Saturday morning cartoons did me no favors.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 22, 2017 10:51 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 22, 2017 10:52 PM (WmgTn)
Rehab at your own schedule when it is convenient for you and then they mail you your certificate.
Hey keep you back straight and quit bouncing around I have to read this book.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 10:52 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 10:30 PM
MADNESS!
---
& replace the locomotive with a Chevy Volt
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 10:52 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (jRGfJ)
*GAG*
Posted by: Tucker C. at October 22, 2017 10:52 PM (GsAUU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922142079966474240
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922142195129487360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922142297936089091
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922142409844281344
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922142546737926147
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2017 10:52 PM (eh0Va)
Only problem is, then Brian Wilson became obsessed with topping Good Vibrations, with more mini-suites on their supposed follow-up album to Pet Sounds, titled Smile.
If you have the Good Vibrations box set, there's a CD, of which more than half of the running time consists of never-before and/or rarely-heard snippets of songs that were supposed to be on the original Smile in 1967. It's fun to listen to... but also *incredibly* repetitive (among other things). It almost makes you empathize with Mike Love and the rest of the band, who thought Brian was frankly losing his mind the further he kept working on it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe)
>> list as well.
Thanks, Your Grace.
I'm okay, all in all. It's just the cards I was dealt, and that's the way it is.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 10:34 PM (ZapPq)
Thanks Emmie - I'm leaving NoVa at the beginning of May, if all goes well. At least I now have a destination, even if it isn't sunny and beachy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 10:53 PM (bjlHK)
book code to generate master passwords for single sign ons. My pass
phrase for my pki key is over 90 char long.
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2017 10:24 PM (9TU00)
I use phrases when I can, but the weakness there is that once you get some sections, in a known language, the structure of the language and spelling rules can help break the rest of the phrase.
I used to punch holes in a sheet of card stock and lay it over a sheet of text and use the exposed letters showing in order to generate passwords--a reverse Cardan Grille, if you will--no idea if that works, but it is fun and I felt like I was doing something useful.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 10:53 PM (rb1WU)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Just use one, '1234'
Posted by: John Podesta at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (5OO3x)
Or "password."
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Mine is Ladylibertarianishawt!1!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:53 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Puddleglum
--------
Stork? WTH?! I was told that I was found in a cabbage patch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2017 10:53 PM (5OO3x)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922142661661913089
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922142745690542084
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922142833716363270
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https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/922143145172889602
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2017 10:54 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
Yes she's seen rheumatologist and I understand she's in remission. But she's been very private about it and I don't want to pry.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
When the 2016 presidential election ended, senior company executives admitted the prospects for their renewable energy "biofuels" company evaporated. "We had a lot of prospects last year," former Joule CEO Brian Baynes told BioFuels Digest in a rare interview in July. "But those new investor prospects walked away, particularly post-election."
Dmitry Akhanov, the president and CEO of Rusnano USA Inc., a Kremlin-owned venture capital firm nicknamed "Putin's child," oversaw the Russian government's investment in Joule and sat on its board along with two other Russians with ties to the Kremlin. Akhavov agreed that Clinton's loss doomed the company.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 22, 2017 10:54 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Harvey W.
Otherwise known as fronds with benefits.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 22, 2017 10:54 PM (3C9q2)
It was withdrawn from the market because a very small subset of the population is susceptible to a fatal adverse reaction to it -- which I think, can be tested for now!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 10:54 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Just use one, '1234'
Posted by: John Podesta at October 22, 2017 10:49 PM (5OO3x)
Or "password."
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Mine is Ladylibertarianishawt!1!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:53 PM (ZTRlp)
Oh go on, you!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
You Sir, Are a Great American!
You remind me of my friends Big and Rich.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 22, 2017 10:55 PM (M2zfP)
Hip replacements seem to be lasting longer than they used to (my F-i-l's first couple were 10 years and last was 15 before replacement, his first was when he was 30), but expect to need at least one more in your lifetime.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 22, 2017 10:55 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:44
Same here. W/ all the different rules for each site how can remember them all.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 10:55 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 10:55 PM (vuY5x)
Robert Mugabe
No. You threw away opportunity.
Nitwit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 10:56 PM (YqDXo)
milakunisintights
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
Not, iusemylefthand?
///
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:57 PM (ZTRlp)
>> they used to
At the time, the surgeon used the most longest lasting parts available, he said.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)
LastPass FTW.
Not perfect, but better than "1234" as a password.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 10:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 10:58 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe)
Graft has a Use By date.
Who knew?
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2017 10:58 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2017 10:58 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 10:58 PM (mJ8mX)
milakunisintights
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
Not, iusemylefthand?
///
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:57 PM (ZTRlp)
You're a lefty? Or only "sometimes?"
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 22, 2017 10:59 PM (rJUlF)
https://youtu.be/nbNL5LwDucQ
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 10:59 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 10:59 PM (PUmDY)
It's called 'saltpeter.'
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 22, 2017 10:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe)
You left a slider hanging. I just had to.
All in fun my friend, all in fun.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:59 PM (ZTRlp)
And tomorrow morning, you part with it, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 10:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe)
I've got the Smile sessions CD and when I hear them I think so much of it was ahead of its time. Five years later the British were doing concept albums and trying all sorts of new things. The Beatles White Album was their version of "Smile"
I've read that Brian recorded those in pieces that would have been a monstrous task to put together with the equipment they had in 1967. Today's software made it possible when Darian Sahanaja took the tapes in 2000 and showed Brian how new technology could put the pieces together.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2017 11:00 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 10:44 PM (ZTRlp)
++++
I should probably do the same. Now that I've turned 29, my memory isn't what it used to be.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2017 11:01 PM (pvjTE)
i remember every detail of the pre-op, which i shouldn't have, and woke up whilst they were still way up there, taking samples.
my asking questions surprised the hell out of them
the recovery room staff were being dicks about things, and were stunned when i got up out of the bed, stood up straight with no swaying or support, then walked down the hall to find the doc and my report so i could GTFO of there and go home.
my liver is awesome!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 22, 2017 11:01 PM (/8lcL)
Posted by: X-ray at October 22, 2017 11:01 PM (bvE6q)
Brian was finally able to finish Smile a few years ago, using digital audio editing tech. But he had literally hundreds, if not over a thousand, snippets recorded, and if he wasn't already insane, he would have been if he tried to do everything he wanted to back in 1967, rather than just quitting (which was devastating for him and his frame of mind, as well as the band's prestige and image).
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
milakunisintights
Posted by: qdpsteve at October
With every possible password out there you chose that?
Not "milakunisisadepravedwhorethatwillinglydoes everydepravedandespicablethingIwish?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:01 PM (vuY5x)
And tomorrow morning, you part with it, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
*****
Well technically, "we eat and we rent it with an option to buy."
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 11:02 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
Yes she's seen rheumatologist and I understand she's in remission. But she's been very private about it and I don't want to pry.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
I see. Well, hopefully all is under control. Since it's an autoimmune disorder it can't be cured, only suppressed/managed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
Oh. Okay. I'm starting to get a visual here!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
household. I tried unplugging and replugging the modem and router and
that didn't help.
Either our service is slow today or it's time to buy some new equipment.
Posted by: Emmie
Try the Ookla speed test. It's a useful way to determine whether the problem is on your LAN or in your ISP.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:03 PM (YqDXo)
And tomorrow morning, you part with it, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October
Nope, moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:03 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2017 11:03 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 22, 2017 11:04 PM (/qEW2)
The Avalanche suck so bad this year that I'm thinking of sending the cable company a thank you card and a dozen roses.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 11:04 PM (wPiJc)
Sorry. I only know those words from research myself.
I remember some years ago there was a doctors strike in California. (Los Angeles?)
The death rate went down during the strike.
That kind of says it all.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:04 PM (ny0bQ)
OK, this is getting ridiculous. I can't take this anymore. I'm getting a restraining order against you posting!
Posted by: publius' Ficus at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (8O3HH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWEAxJM-BzI
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I think you posted yesterday that PA was the destination? Where in PA?
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:01 PM (vuY5x)
You forgot a numeral.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (ZTRlp)
the results were not as she wanted
Posted by: original jake at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (maRT2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 22, 2017 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
I saw her two weeks ago, and it briefly appeared like she was walking with a limp. I could have imagined it, but it scared me. I love her so much, and she and my son have a nine year old and six year old.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:06 PM (eMKNe)
The cure requires ca. 2 KV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
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I'm left handed, only things my right was better at was opening my high school locker (left hand protecting the books from being slapped down) and fapping. can't even imagine using the left hand for that. maybe because I dress left.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:06 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2017 11:07 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:07 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (s7y11)
Because Big Pharma execs always have perfect health, as do their loved ones.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:08 PM (YqDXo)
I really want the Clintons to be marched off to jail.
Yes I know wish, hand, shit, other hand etc.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:08 PM (ny0bQ)
>> maybe because I dress left.
I'm ambi-damn-dextrous about that. One hand gets tired, switch to the other.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 11:09 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 10:52 PM
No wonder he went crazy. That way lies madness.
Posted by: beavis at October 22, 2017 11:09 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM (M2zfP)
It's like skin doctors: No one ever dies and no one ever gets better. Winning!
Take an interest in your treatment. Your doctor doesn't give a shit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: otho at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM (qGuLD)
for nearly two years. But at 50, it's a bit young, and I'm gonna wait as
long as I kind. I've already had my right hip replaced, in 2012.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:50 PM (8O3HH)
My father has bone-on-bone on his knee and he has been putting surgery off for so long.
His knee started bending sideways this year, and he asked about a knee replacement but with his health, advanced arthritis, and his tendency to maunder a bit now, no surgeon wants the risk.
This is not a suggestion to do anything, but it is a way for me to worry out loud about my dad's poor health.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM (rb1WU)
Posted by: Emmie at October
You probably did not run the test correctly. First, turn on your webcam so you will be able to test you system under maximum load. Second, take off your top.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM (vuY5x)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! One week is barely long enough for detox, let alone a "cure." It took Pooky a week to get his intestines working again after his OD, and then he had to go through months of psych rehab. This place isn't rehab (if sex addiction was even a thing), it's laying low for awhile. I sure hope his passport is flagged, because you know he's preparing to pull a Polanski.
Posted by: pookysgirl says GO DODGERS GO! at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM (XKZwp)
dicewarepasswords. com
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
>> way for me to worry out loud
I'm 50. Lot's of things are possible that I don't want to ponder, but I'm gonna wait a while, and then decide which one I want done first.
They can do both at one time sometimes, I've heard of that, but I'm sure not gonna do it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:12 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:07 PM (ZapPq)
The question is what speed do you expect from your ISP, based on your plan? They should tell you, but ideally you check the speed from time to time, and notice if it drops off.
The first step in diagnosing something like this is to divide the problem in half; is the problem within your local network, or out in the world?
When you answer that question, you've halved the problem. There's no point mucking about with your LAN if your ISP is dropping the ball, and conversely.
What speed did you get, vs. what speed does your ISP say they're giving you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:12 PM (YqDXo)
dicewarepasswords. com
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
What Could Go Wrong?
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2017 11:12 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:01 PM (vuY5x)
You forgot a numeral.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (ZTRlp)
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needs some pound signs. yeah, a lot of pound signs
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:12 PM (vChNs)
I suppose some people have a reaction to it. I never have and here's the kicker; it's almost as good a pain killer as the Tramadol that messed me up.
Things that make you go HMMMMM.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:13 PM (ny0bQ)
You probably did not run the test correctly. First, turn on your webcam so you will be able to test you system under maximum load. Second, take off your top.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM
Set the resolution to 1080i HD
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: butthead at October 22, 2017 11:13 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 22, 2017 11:14 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:14 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (eMKNe)
The Child is Father of the Man section sounds like it wouldn't have been out of place being produced today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reqyRKeLImE
Posted by: kbdabear at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (eh0Va)
There's an Indian girl (Commonwealth, not Comanche!) that sells hand-made "cryptographically secure" passwords, by mail (!) for $8...
dicewarepasswords. com
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:11 PM
I want passwords from the Land O Lakes Indian girl.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (IqV8l)
>> way for me to worry out loud
IIRC, long pass phrases like that are actually better than short ones with all the random characters. I was reading something about the cracking time and all that.
A very long passphrase is much easier to remember. The only thing is if someone can figure out your interests, but if it's a long one, getting the wording exactly right is difficult.
So, allow 100 character long passwords, and use long phrases if possible.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (8O3HH)
By the by, I started using the trick you mentioned for my coffee and it works. No more puddin' skin.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (Axa8z)
Don't forget that if you get service from a small supplier, they in turn buy it from the ppl who own the lines which will be one of the bigs and they can THROTTLE your packets to let theirs through ahead of you.
I note this on the secondary supplier I now have because Verizon requires the you get phone service from them. They won't sell DSL only like they used to.
pricks!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (vuY5x)
dicewarepasswords. com
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Use LastPass at least to generate strong passwords, even if you don't use LastPass to keep them for you.
Here's one I asked LastPass to generate, just for grins: h42#kbDYhevD.
Let's see Gupta beat that one, which hasn't even been forwarded back to the subcontinent, probably unlike hers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (mJ8mX)
...But most of us have already come to the same conclusion as Rush because we heard the same story he's talking about the same time he heard it---a few hours ago.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2017 10:58 PM (89VjS)
*******************
A few years ago they modernized radio survey and he discovered he was gaining tremendous new audience both millennials and adult Rush babies.
He plays to them a lot.
Posted by: gNewt at October 22, 2017 11:15 PM (pmhkb)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 22, 2017 11:16 PM (dJiVp)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:16 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:16 PM (eMKNe)
Taking it black with or without sugar?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 11:17 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2017 11:17 PM (M2zfP)
dicewarepasswords. com
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Your password is "curry_diarrhea4days."
That'll be $8.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 11:18 PM (mJ8mX)
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That damn cracker Obama!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 22, 2017 11:18 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 11:19 PM (mJ8mX)
Was going close the garage door to let the car run for half hour or so to gas him.
bbl
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:19 PM (vuY5x)
Land O Lakes girl and fapping in the same thread.
You guys were spying on my childhood, weren't you?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2017 11:19 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:16 PM (ZapPq)
Good. It's good to have an idea of what's normal so that you can recognize abnormalities. Those of brief duration are probably people hitting (banging?) PornHub hard, but if slower speeds persist ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:19 PM (YqDXo)
Promoting their products I believe does a disservice to the country. Of course if MS wasn't such a pos there wouldn't be this problem.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (ny0bQ)
Taking it black with or without sugar?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 11:17 PM (mJ8mX)
I don't use sugar, just cream & butter. The suggestion was to put a plate over top of the cup to prevent the skin forming. Works perfectly.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (Axa8z)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM (vuYmi
i thought we were supposed to position the webcam in the shower THEN take off our tops.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (hscyr)
I liked the idea of LastPass and other online password keepers until I began to wonder who was running the website.
Kinda like the tor/onion VPN stuff that keeps your identity hidden from the websites you visit.
I've already given my identity away, so it's too late for me.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:19 PM (YqDXo)
The Horde is a treasure trove of useful info!
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (ZapPq)
Yes. This.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2017 11:21 PM (M2zfP)
There are no vermin around the house.
Posted by: gNewt at October 22, 2017 11:21 PM (pmhkb)
dicewarepasswords. com
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Your password is "curry_diarrhea4days."
That'll be $8.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:18 PM (YqDXo)
OMG! Hilarious!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:10 PM (vuYmi
i thought we were supposed to position the webcam in the shower THEN take off our tops.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (hscyr)
He also left out the part about dancing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (YqDXo)
Goodnight, beloved Horde!
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 22, 2017 11:16 PM (dJiVp)
--When Steyn guest hosts, I download for sure.
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 22, 2017 11:05 PM (pY+s4)
Near Green Lane. Actually, Perkiomenville.
I like that name, so I'll type it again.
Perkiomenville.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 22, 2017 11:23 PM (8elQA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (YqDXo)
I thought it was supposed to be a trampoline.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:23 PM (ZapPq)
Both have been candidates for replacement surgery for nearly two years. But at 50, it's a bit young, and I'm gonna wait as long as I kind. I've already had my right hip replaced, in 2012.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:50
Totally understand. I had my r hip replaced at 50.
But I'm, wondering, why did you decide to have that done at 45 but balk at the knees because you are too young?
I feel I could have a much better quality of life if I had the hip done earlier. W/ advances in medicine I figure I'll only have to possibly have it done only one more time.
Curious as to your thoughts.
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 11:23 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (dJiVp)
i can't afford a new PC!!!! or even an apple or notebook.
And I will NOT get any android thing. I will not be required to sign up with google and be on the internet for my computer to work.
that's just stupid. Okay for a phone or a second contact with the internet but not the main working computer.
Crap. I went through this once with XP back in the day. I was still using DOS and WIN 3.1 (that should tell you all you need to know about me and change)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (ny0bQ)
Taking it black with or without sugar?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2017 11:17 PM (mJ8mX)
I don't use sugar, just cream & butter. The suggestion was to put a plate over top of the cup to prevent the skin forming. Works perfectly.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (Axa8z)
Wouldn't using whipping cream be the same as using cream and butter?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (GsAUU)
How do you do that? I can't even find transcripts when Steyn guest-hosts.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 11:20 PM (hscyr)
Do whatever you want, just stand clear of that fern!
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, Professional Splooger at October 22, 2017 11:25 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: mindful webworker's artificial intelligence at October 22, 2017 11:25 PM (NU2/k)
So good night.
May the Sonobi be with you.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka Gumdrop Gorilla at October 22, 2017 11:26 PM (Axa8z)
The entry for earth in the hitch hikers guide now reads- Earth: Mostly retarded.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 22, 2017 11:26 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:26 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 22, 2017 11:27 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (ZapPq)
Right next to Obama's college transcripts.
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 22, 2017 11:27 PM (8elQA)
Posted by: gNewt at October 22, 2017 11:27 PM (pmhkb)
How do you do that? I can't even find transcripts when Steyn guest-hosts.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM
http://tinyurl.com/y7wsmn6p
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (GsAUU)
How do you do that? I can't even find transcripts when Steyn guest-hosts.
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (ZapPq)
--I just go to Youtube, and filter for "rush mark steyn" uploaded within te past week.
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 11:27 PM (GsAUU)
i can't afford a new PC!!!! or even an apple or notebook.
And I will NOT get any android thing. I will not be required to sign up with google and be on the internet for my computer to work.
that's just stupid. Okay for a phone or a second contact with the internet but not the main working computer.
Crap. I went through this once with XP back in the day. I was still using DOS and WIN 3.1 (that should tell you all you need to know about me and change)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM
I hear you. I'm stuck with win7 now and I hate it. Can't get my games to work. XP was fine.
Posted by: butthead at October 22, 2017 11:28 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:28 PM (e9G8E)
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Pain. And I was getting were I couldn't walk. I'd be in a wheelchair now. It was so bad, my right leg had shrunk nearly an inch from bone resorbtion. The surgeon told me it was one of the worst he'd seen (not *the* worst, but up there), and couldn't believe RA had done that that quickly.
Now, it turns out that back in my early 20s, I fell off a scaffold. About head high, and landed on that right hip. It just basically winded me, and laid me up for a day, but I didn't even get it checked.
They figure that did some damage, and allowed the RA to get a head start. No way to know for sure, but that was the most plausible, they said. They'd said, even without the RA, it would be giving me trouble, just 15 years later or so.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:28 PM (8O3HH)
Also note. Drs. are big on telling everyone to stay away from Naproxen.
I
suppose some people have a reaction to it. I never have and here's the
kicker; it's almost as good a pain killer as the Tramadol that messed me
up.
Things that make you go HMMMMM.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October
I'm allergic to NSAIDS.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:28 PM (bjlHK)
Wells wants *so badly* for the scandals to go away and to turn the spotlight back on what he sees as Trump's and the Repubs' bad behavior. But he can't make that happen. Everything just keeps getting worse for Hollywood (thank God!).
He keeps making these passive-aggressive attempts at minimizing the situation. Calling the accusers "Robespierres," posting crap (and Captain Obvious crap, to boot) like the stuff below. He denies he's trying to downplay it, but come on. You're not fooling anybody, Jeff. But thanks for the lulz!
http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2017/10/better-left-unsaid/
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
been having fun with an (entirely non-creepy) internet checkup on the lady.
Seems she had a hit-run DUI event back in Dec 2014 which was adjudicated by Aug 2015. So naturally she gets another DUI in Sept 2015.
and I can ascertain that she has not given up the drinking yet.
Can she be any more of my dream woman?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vChNs)
I like that name, so I'll type it again.
Perkiomenville.
And with Ms Miley there, they'll have two new perki omens in their ville.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 11:30 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: otho at October 22, 2017 11:30 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 11:30 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:30 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 22, 2017 11:30 PM (mMeIQ)
i can't afford a new PC!!!! or even an apple or notebook.
And I will NOT get any android thing. I will not be required to sign up with google and be on the internet for my computer to work.
that's just stupid. Okay for a phone or a second contact with the internet but not the main working computer.
Crap. I went through this once with XP back in the day. I was still using DOS and WIN 3.1 (that should tell you all you need to know about me and change)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:24 PM (ny0bQ)
++++
Get an older version. You are running an old OS, so why not an old browser?
http://www.palemoon.org/palemoon-atom.shtml
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2017 11:30 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
Woo hoo! I owe you a whole case of Value-Rite!
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:31 PM (ZapPq)
been having fun with an (entirely non-creepy) internet checkup on the lady.
Seems she had a hit-run DUI event back in Dec 2014 which was adjudicated by Aug 2015. So naturally she gets another DUI in Sept 2015.
and I can ascertain that she has not given up the drinking yet.
Can she be any more of my dream woman?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October
welcome to my parlor said the spider to the moron.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:31 PM (vuY5x)
I like that name, so I'll type it again.
Perkiomenville.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:22 PM (bjlHK)
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soon to be PerkyWomenville
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:31 PM (vChNs)
I had never noticed that about her knees. Now I will never not see it.
Also, I checked with the internet. Yes, people besides you have done that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
If it's a modern car with EFI and a catalytic converter, you are going to get about zero CO. The engine might die for lack of oxygen before it makes any CO.
Get a cat. They are free, most places.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October
She sounds like a stripper I once dated.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:28 PM (e9G8E)
I'm gonna go with no on that. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
Would that be the mouse that's standing outside laughing his ass off?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:33 PM (YqDXo)
Also, re my hip, look up "Trendelenburg gait". That's the way I was walking, without a cane. 45 and hobbling like a 90 yr old.
Those muscles were so weak -- well, now it's replaced, those muscles are back to normal.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
Wouldn't it be easier to open the door to the garage and scream "the cat is loose?"
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
And my Dad falls into that category also. He was busy taking care of Mom and ignored his foot numbness for too long, it's now likely irreversible. Great Dad is now driving 3.5 hours sometimes to see us w/ a numb right foot. Dandy.
We drive to see him plenty, but he wants to come down and visit Mom's grave and see folks, this is his hometown.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (8elQA)
If it's a modern car with EFI and a catalytic converter, you are going to get about zero CO. The engine might die for lack of oxygen before it makes any CO.
Use a CO detector to make sure.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
Use the mouse/rat traps made by Victor, of Lititz, PA, a town right next to the inexplicably more popular town of Bigtitz, PA.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
What? Right to left or left to right?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:35 PM (ny0bQ)
It is slightly more difficult to hack while being much harder to remember. It has encouraged people to use post-it notes etc to the point that the policy is a net loss for security.
There are tricks to deal with this, but you have to figure them out for yourself.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 22, 2017 11:35 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: gNewt at October 22, 2017 11:35 PM (pmhkb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 11:35 PM (IcT7t)
The biggest issue is that it is probably to blame for my infertility. Well, that and the frequent insomnia.
So please don't worry!
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:36 PM (ZapPq)
common in rural areas where people are working out in all weather.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:36 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (O848g)
Some ... and for a lot of the free cats you have to go through ten levels of interrogation by some holier-than-thou dipshit who thinks that getting a cat is the equivalent of adopting a kid.
I would also add that it's a crapshoot getting a good mouser. A lot of pet cats these days are friggin lazy shits.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2017 11:36 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:23 PM (ZapPq)
in the shower? my bathroom is NOT big enough to accommodate a trampoline, let alone the shower!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 22, 2017 11:37 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:37 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
--Things people who never visit Canada ask.
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 22, 2017 11:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
++++
An entrance vestibule to the home, usually in the back or the side, where you can come in in your muddy boots. Washer/dryer is sometimes located there.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2017 11:37 PM (FUu/Z)
He notices that, once four of the five mods quit, suddenly posters signed on to tell everyone just how much of a toxic stifling hell hole it was.
Looks like what happens a few days after a cult gets raided and the cultists start speaking out
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 11:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vChNs)
STOP. IMMEDIATELY.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:37 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
The back entrance, generally.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2017 11:38 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
Would that be the mouse that's standing outside laughing his ass off?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:33 PM (YqDXo)
Mouse trap and peanut butter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 11:38 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 11:38 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 22, 2017 11:38 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 11:30 PM (IcT7t)
No longer perky, alas.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:38 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 22, 2017 11:39 PM (6FqZa)
Trampolines are good. Supersoakers with those too.
Also, twerking. That's a real good skill to have. It builds character. Supersoakers on those too.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:31 PM (vuY5x)
---
I spent yesterday thinking of all the ways things could have gone horribly south and realizing what a fool I was.
Suppose husband walks in...
It was so far outside of my life experience I had never even gamed out the possibilities in my imagination.
Now a guy like Bill Clinton has this all mapped out with probabilities and contingencies.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:39 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vChNs)
STOP. IMMEDIATELY.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:37 PM (bjlHK)
Oh God yes.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 11:39 PM (TdMsT)
I would also add that it's a crapshoot getting a good mouser. A lot of pet cats these days are friggin lazy shits.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2017 11:36 PM (8gDQu)
Barn cats. You want a free kitten, find someone whose mama barn cat has had a litter. "You only want one? Two don't hardly eat any more, and they will keep each other company."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:40 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 22, 2017 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
One night I flipped and went after it. It ran into the kitchen under the stove but I flushed it out and when it came out I shot it and HIT IT! I was more surprised than the mouse. Course it was dead. The mouse wasn't much bigger than the bullet.
Then I realized that there could've been a ricochet and I could killed myself. Never did anything like that again.
I plead temporary insanity your honor.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:41 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 22, 2017 11:41 PM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:41 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:28
Not me, but prolly some other sick bastard thought of that too.
Thanks for the bellylaugh ZR.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 22, 2017 11:41 PM (yJ1e6)
"Okay, I'll take two"
"Sure you don't want three? They make an even better team, plus you can send them out on missions to kill your enemies"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:41 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (yzxic)
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Owns her own little LLC consulting firm, million dollar house. clearly she was slumming it with me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:42 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 22, 2017 11:32 PM (pY+s4)
A world away from Philly, whose filthy inhabitants are unlikely to ever find it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:42 PM (bjlHK)
I've fallen for that before. Soon your up to your ass in cats. They always give you a male and a female. Keep each other company my ass.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:42 PM (ny0bQ)
Every cat I've ever had was either a stray or a litter pick from someone else. In fact, I'd say 9/10 were strays, as I can only remember about 3 I've had that were picked.
I think they know a sucker when they see one. Me.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:42 PM (8O3HH)
2 dysfunctional people do not make 1 functional person
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
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Just start sceaming "PLEASE MOUSE GO AWAY" in the most annoying vocal fry voice you can muster over and over. This has been known to work.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: probably not at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 11:38 PM (ZTRlp)
Pro tip(s):
1. wear gloves, to keep human/Ewok scent off the trap.
2. smear just a little bit of peanut butter at the business end of the trap, so the little Democrat will approach from the right direction to get smoked when he goes for the full EBT on the trigger.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:42 PM (vChNs)
does she make enough money to pay your alimony and child support, once your wife divorces you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:42 PM (bjlHK)
You'd be surprised ... SEPTA buses go to the unlikeliest places, these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2017 11:44 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:44 PM (e9G8E)
I use raisins. Peanut butter they can lick off. Raisins get'm 9 times out of ten.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 22, 2017 11:45 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:45 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 22, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x)
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Just start sceaming "PLEASE MOUSE GO AWAY" in the most annoying vocal fry voice you can muster over and over. This has been known to work.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (vChNs)
Mouse! Mouse! Stop! Please stop! Mouse! Waaaaaa!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 22, 2017 11:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 11:47 PM (ZTRlp)
She may have a keylogger -- or other such software installed right now, and is accumulating evidence....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:47 PM (8O3HH)
You'd be surprised ... SEPTA buses go to the unlikeliest places, these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
SEPTA tank
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (vChNs)
A (conservative) buddy was about to buy a house but wanted the place fumigated for termites.
The (desperately liberal) woman owner offered to use citrus-based shit to "encourage the termites to leave." (I'm not making this up.)
The deal fell through.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)
That's the least of your problems.
Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at October 22, 2017 11:48 PM (2NqXo)
2. smear just a little bit of peanut butter at the business end of the trap, so the little Democrat will approach from the right direction to get smoked when he goes for the full EBT on the trigger.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (YqDXo)
Past master tip: bait your mouse traps with raisins. They are clean to handle, and if you are crafty, you can wedge them into the bait holder so tightly that you can catch two or more mice off a raisin. And they stay attractive (as bait) for days or weeks.
Don't worry about getting human smell on the mouse trap. Everything in the house that they are coming to steal has human smell on it. They aren't deer or coyotes, wary of everything. They are greedy little roaches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:48 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:42 PM (bjlHK)
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They'll never make it past the backup at Rt 202 and Rt 422.
Let me know if Adult World at the intersection of Germantown and Ridge is still in business.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:48 PM (vChNs)
Sheesh. Sometimes I worry about you morons.
Nighty-night!
Posted by: Emmie at October 22, 2017 11:49 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein
You're telling me.
Tell me, doc, do you do penis extensions? Or maybe penis transplants or something?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 22, 2017 11:44 PM (8gDQu)
The closest they get is Norristown. This place is pretty much in the boonies.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:50 PM (bjlHK)
Not even my sparkling wit and subtle Bon Mots?
Bastards.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:50 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:38 PM (bjlHK)
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we can do hip replacements, but where is modern medicine when we have real medical emergencies?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:50 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: zombie Walt D. at October 22, 2017 11:50 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:50 PM (PUmDY)
2 dysfunctional people do not make 1 functional person
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (ZTRlp)
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but she's only one....Hey wait a minute there bub!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:51 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:52 PM (ny0bQ)
Don't worry about getting human smell on the mouse trap. Everything in the house that they are coming to steal has human smell on it. They aren't deer or coyotes, wary of everything. They are greedy little roaches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:48 PM (O848g)
Good tips. I'll try 'em. We've had a problem with roof rats (endemic in coastal areas) coming into the yard because our neighbors have orange and avocado trees that drop fruit. The rats came into our yard to eat snails that lived in the ground cover.
I didn't have much luck whacking them until I started wearing gloves, after which I nailed over a dozen of them, becoming a hero in the neighborhood (and apparently wiping out the local population).
I'm sure the local rodents will be back for a rematch, in which case I'll give the raisins a try. Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:52 PM (YqDXo)
But I have arthritis in my neck from a cervical fusion with rods and pins and that hurts all the time. My ortho basically says suck it up buttercup. No drugs from him.
Posted by: abby at October 22, 2017 11:52 PM (w8dTf)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:52 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein
You're telling me.
Tell me, doc, do you do penis extensions? Or maybe penis transplants or something?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Ask Madeleine Khan and Teri Garr what I can do for your... friend.
Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at October 22, 2017 11:52 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:38 PM (bjlHK)
Song for you, Miley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIx053Gkk8w
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:52 PM (O848g)
Something different
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7zrs9qs
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 22, 2017 11:52 PM (VR3cU)
Rachel Hunter was showing off the girls the other day, and she's 48. Still very perky.
And Christie Brinkley. She's 63. She did a recent photo shoot.
That is mostly genes. They have some work done, I'm sure, but it's the genes that are the main thing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)
5. Traffic was especially heavy due to large contingent of newly manufactured Ford Pintos exploding all over the road ahead
4. JFK was hoping Jackie wouldn't come, but she did, so there were at least nine high-end call girls duct taped to the bottom of the Lincoln they were riding in
3. Oswald might not have made the attempt to assassinate but it turns out he was especially emotionally distraught after his very recent messy public breakup with Taylor Swift
2. JFK's very last text was "no Im nt worried this is all prfectly safe LOL"
1. Lena Dunham was grazing on the grassy knoll
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 22, 2017 11:53 PM (dJiVp)
does she make enough money to pay your alimony and child support, once your wife divorces you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:43 PM (O848g)
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ya know you're taking something that was a bit sordid and making expensive too. killjoy
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:54 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:48 PM (vChNs)
KoP is a nightmare.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:54 PM (bjlHK)
Don't worry about getting human smell on the mouse trap. Everything in the house that they are coming to steal has human smell on it. They aren't deer or coyotes, wary of everything. They are greedy little roaches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:48 PM (O848g)
I should have been clear: thus far, thank God, we haven't had any in the house. They're out in the yard, leaving their calling cards etc., and I've been trapping them to keep it that way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:54 PM (YqDXo)
http://patterico.com/2017/10/19/more-evidence-of-collusion/#comment-2047924
Posted by: happyfeet at October 22, 2017 11:54 PM (mLfQi)
I finally got wise and put the poison out where they first come in from the cold.
If they'd stay down stairs everything would be fine. But NOOOOO they've got to come upstairs and sneak around and eat the paper and anything else they can chew and then there's little mouse turds all over the place.
So I had to declare war in self defense.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:55 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:55 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 22, 2017 11:56 PM (e9G8E)
been having fun with an (entirely non-creepy) internet checkup on the lady.
Seems she had a hit-run DUI event back in Dec 2014 which was adjudicated by Aug 2015. So naturally she gets another DUI in Sept 2015.
and I can ascertain that she has not given up the drinking yet.
Can she be any more of my dream woman?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October
Just remember, the best sex is just-got-out-of-jail sex.
and of course she's flawed, or why would she be messing around with you? Guys gotta be realistic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2017 11:56 PM (V2Yro)
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caught a mouse in a live-catch trap with peanut butter. released him a few hundred yards away (singing Born Free). Put the trap up on a shelf 12 feet up on the garage wall.
got the trap back down the next fall and found a dead mouse inside.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 22, 2017 11:57 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2017 11:54 PM (YqDXo)
Well, mice and roof rats are two very different animals. What works for one, re trapping, might not work for the other.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 22, 2017 11:58 PM (O848g)
That and wearing a good bra. ALL the time.
Gravity doesn't take time off.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 22, 2017 11:58 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 22, 2017 11:58 PM (8elQA)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 22, 2017 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
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We have just what you need. This huge penis came from a guy named abby something...
Posted by: Eyegore at October 22, 2017 11:59 PM (vChNs)
"I dreamt I was President, in my Maidenform bra"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2017 11:59 PM (eMKNe)
Live-catch? WTF? I want the satisfaction of knowing I offed the MFer. Same thing with gophers. I've actually personally killed several who were non-fatally caught with traps.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:00 AM (YqDXo)
You do know that mouse was right back probably before you sat on your couch?
few hundred yards ain't nothing.
And they can sneak through a very thin gap to get in.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:00 AM (ny0bQ)
Glad it worked. Most of my advice doesn't.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2017 12:00 AM (rb1WU)
But she's not very big, only about 10 pounds, and rarely goes into that garage. I'm even a little more worried by the idea that she did NOT do it, because if so I don't know what did.
yuck.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 12:01 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 23, 2017 12:01 AM (dJiVp)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:01 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 12:02 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 22, 2017 11:58 PM (8elQA)
Much against my will, I've become an expert on the SOBs. It's kinda like distinguishing between Maoists and Stalinists.
Roof rats live in coastal areas, and tend to live in trees, etc. and eat fruit and snails, as opposed to the more ubiquitous Norwegian rats, which live everywhere else. They live on the ground, and are the ones everyone thinks of.
Not that either one is prize package, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:03 AM (YqDXo)
Poison, that's what I used. I was inundated, don't know why, not before or since. Traps couldn't keep up. Warfarin, killed them all. Little bastards.
Posted by: gNewt at October 23, 2017 12:03 AM (pmhkb)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 23, 2017 12:03 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 22, 2017 11:58 PM (8elQA)
If you really know what you're doing, they do.
Posted by: Richard Gere at October 23, 2017 12:03 AM (tMFgx)
Probably one of it's buddies.
They are an opportunistic scavenger/predator.
Just like us.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:03 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 22, 2017 11:54 PM (bjlHK)
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Lord yes. I still can't Uber people though there without GPS. Feels like there are 6 different Swedesford Roads.
Come pick me up Uber guy, i'm at the Mall. like that's a useful landmark.
Posted by: Eyegore at October 23, 2017 12:03 AM (vChNs)
"Jane Doe commented on Joe Schmoe's status."
"Did you see Jane Doe's comment on Joe Schmoe's status?"
I'd shut it down, but it's got a lot of things from when my husband died, and I don't feel like pulling it all off and pasting it into a word file. It's a diary of sorts from that time in my life.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 23, 2017 12:04 AM (bjlHK)
At work a few years back, I had problems with little fucking ninja mice getting in and raiding the break area. I put out traps with peanut butter but all that did was feed 'em. Didn't catch one mouse.
So I took two traps, and loaded them in a cardboard box built with a long, narrow hallway made out of cardboard pieces and masking tape. The peanut butter-baited trap was at the far end of the hallway, but I put the a trap in front of it so that the mouse had to climb over it to get to the goodies.
Worked damn near every time.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2017 12:04 AM (eXA4G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2017 12:05 AM (eMKNe)
You've likely got two or more electronic remotes on the end table by your sofa or recliner. TV, DVR, BluRay, etc.
On the back of each, or inside the battery compartment at least, will usually be labels with U.S. Patent numbers, UL approval numbers, device model numbers, etc.
Most any of those will be sufficiently complex to serve as a relatively secure password. And, you don't have the compromise of a jotted down post-it note to give up the game.
Bonus is that they're close at hand, "hiding in plain sight" sources, that the average schmuck won't give a second thought to. Unless the burglar is smart enough to steal the remotes along with the teevee at the same time.
Even then, you're just going through the "lost password" song and dance to get back into the game.
If you are going to use a book phrase, be sure to introduce at least one symbol and number into it, or it can be "brute force" sourced and isolated to a specific text, and then reproduced to the exact page number and paragraph.
Oh, and don't use "Bob at N$A" for your password. Just pisses 'im off. Don't ask me how I know.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 23, 2017 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yae6twvl
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:01 AM (8O3HH)
Yow. Christie's still got it goin' on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:05 AM (YqDXo)
My old neighborhood in Phoenix, the Arcadia district, has roof rats real bad. They get into the eaves and attics and nest there and are pretty big.
Most of what we see in this country are the field rats, also called cotton rats. A lot bigger than mice, but kind of on the smallish end of the rat family.
If you ever run into a Norway rat that will freak the hell out of you. Those things get to be the size of small dogs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 12:05 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 23, 2017 12:06 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 23, 2017 12:06 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 23, 2017 12:06 AM (bjlHK)
It is also like the 3rd time in the last two years this exact same thing has happened there. One woman and another guy were selling it out of their rooms, this guy was selling it out of there while his girlfriend was a patient. Junkies gonna junky.
Posted by: deepelemblues at October 23, 2017 12:07 AM (osJSG)
Posted by: gNewt at October 23, 2017 12:03 AM (pmhkb)
Thought about that, but didn't want to worry about the pups eating either the poison or the poisoned rodents.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:07 AM (YqDXo)
and of course she's flawed, or why would she be messing around with you? Guys gotta be realistic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2017 11:56 PM (V2Yro)
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so you're saying I just need to frame her for some crime? yes, interesting...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 23, 2017 12:07 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 12:08 AM (O848g)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:50
How did that go down? We found out we were connected to a cesspool instead of the city sewer system. Weird.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 23, 2017 12:08 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 23, 2017 12:08 AM (qUPFC)
And they won't run. They'll saunter away.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:08 AM (ny0bQ)
Several years ago, she was at some shindig in NYC with one of her daughters and the tabloids had the pictures.
No mother should so that to do a daughter. She made the daughter look like a hag.
In that SI shoot, Christy did some shots with both of her daughters, and they cleaned up the one above pretty good I'll say.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:09 AM (8O3HH)
Apparently roof rats are what we have in the Houston suburbs. They disappeared pretty quick when a pair of hawks took to hanging out in the palm tree across the road.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2017 12:09 AM (rp9xB)
I know, right? I swear I turned wrong every single time Mom and I were returning from the nude beach. Berserker knows the one I mean.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 23, 2017 12:10 AM (bjlHK)
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 12:10 AM (cAnNx)
They've got some good traps these days and they use a poison block. Very hard for any thing to get inside at the poison.
Tomcat or something?
Sell em at Home Depot.
Works better than DCon.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:10 AM (ny0bQ)
Yep. That's why I was battling them so hard, before we had them in the house/attic, which (so far) we've seen no sight of.
A gal from the county came out (at my request), checked around the neighborhood, and basically said to carry on with what I was doing. Total body count so far: 16.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:10 AM (YqDXo)
Time to move.
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2017 12:11 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 23, 2017 12:11 AM (8elQA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 22, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
Another word for wanigan.
There, aren't you feeling enlightened today?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2017 12:12 AM (rb1WU)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2017 12:09 AM (rp9xB)
We have hawks circling around all day, but of course they're not out at night, when the rats come out. I've actually seen some at night when I get up at 3 am or so (wonky prostates are a bitch) to have a pee.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:13 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 23, 2017 12:11 AM (8elQA)
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yes
Posted by: N. Korea at October 23, 2017 12:13 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 23, 2017 12:13 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 23, 2017 12:14 AM (VR3cU)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 23, 2017 12:11 AM (8elQA)
Yeah, they are. The problem here is that it's paradise for them, too. Just like for the homeless, and other parasites.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:14 AM (YqDXo)
What is really cool is to see a hawk swoop down out of nowhere and snatch a field rat. It's like a dive bomber. And a blur.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:14 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 23, 2017 12:14 AM (VR3cU)
What a bad break for Alexa. OTOH, what a good break for Sailor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:15 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: CM9000 at October 23, 2017 12:15 AM (dJiVp)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 23, 2017 12:11 AM (8elQA)
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yes
Posted by: N. Korea at October 23, 2017 12:13 AM (vChNs)
That's just because your people use them for their source of protein.
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 12:15 AM (cAnNx)
That's the one she was with in those NYC photos. She did look pretty good in that SI photo shoot, though.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:16 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 12:15 AM (cAnNx)
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used
Posted by: N. Korea at October 23, 2017 12:16 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 23, 2017 12:16 AM (VR3cU)
Oh, and don't use "Bob at N$A" for your password. Just pisses 'im off. Don't ask me how I know.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October
My first book code was a page from Practical Navigator. They all are from books with equations or data tables. Never use the Bible, the Hobbit, or Zen and the Art of MC Repair.
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2017 12:16 AM (9TU00)
Hawks are really smart. I was mowing a field a while back -- a hawk came and perched on a power pole cross-tie.
He was smart enough to know that I would be scaring up a feast for him.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:17 AM (ny0bQ)
had to come over here because bar closing is too early at my other haunt.
and no one likes prodigy.
invades must die
smack my bitch up
baby's got a temper
what's not to like!
Posted by: rich at October 23, 2017 12:17 AM (rYW/M)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 12:18 AM (PUmDY)
We had one misjudge its dive and hit our back window, which is under a nice sized patio roof. The cockatiel was not amused since that is *his* window, and the cat was disappointed the hawk was okay.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2017 12:18 AM (rp9xB)
The do that for tractors and combines and prairie fires.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:18 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Our time, no day walking scabs
Posted by: Owls Local 0300 at October 23, 2017 12:18 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 23, 2017 12:16 AM (VR3cU)
I'm not sure a cat could take care of these bastards; they're pretty big (six-eight inches long, plus tail, around two inches in diameter).
Could a cat sort them out? I dunno. I'd think tormenting mice was more their speed. These suckers might just see off a cat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:19 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 12:19 AM (/8lcL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 12:20 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Owls Local 0300 at October 23, 2017 12:18 AM (9TU00)
I'd be thrilled to see your local organize our neighborhood. So far, no luck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:20 AM (YqDXo)
Thanks for the laughs, everyone. Buzzsaw, forget about that lady. At least stop cyberstalking her.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 23, 2017 12:20 AM (bjlHK)
10:05pm: Paddock fires single shot, then...
10:05 to10:07pm:
4 bursts, 300 rounds fired in 2 minutes with breaks of 30 sec.,17 sec., 20 sec. between bursts.
10:07 to 10:08:50pm: No fire for 1 minute 50 sec..
10:08:50 to 10:09pm: 22 round burst heard on cab driver tape.This is the first loud one. 40 seconds of nothing then...
10:10pm: Muffled burst of approx. 15-20 rounds heard on cab driver tape. This is where Paddock shoots through the door down the hallway, As this burst is going on the call from Schuck to Security is made.
[Gunfire] [five rapid shots heard as radio comes on.
Schuck: "Call the police, someone's fired a gun up here."
Schuck: "Someone's firing a rifle on the 32nd floor - down the hallway"
Security center: "Copy, Hey, He's on 32!" "Stephen, get out of the way ."
Security center: "Be safe."
Security center: "Stephen make sure you're out of the way."
Schuck: "Copy."
Security center: "Base to 106, Stephen. Security wants to know if you know a room."
Schuck: "It's at the end of the hallway, uh, I can't tell you what room. It looked like he fired down the hallway when I got close to the door."
Security center: "Copy, so it's down the 100 hallway, correct?"
Schuck: "Security's up here."
Security center "Stephen, where you at?"
Schuck: "100 hallway, don't go, uh ... "
10:11:30pm: Paddock resumes firing at crowd and police. Second loud burst heard on cab driver tape.
10:12 police arrive on 31st floor and call in reporting gunfire from floor above them.
10:11:30 to 10:15 4 more bursts making ten fired outside so far and one fired inside.
1 minute 10 sec. break.
10:16pm: 2 last bursts, fire is slower than before and slows more on 2nd burst
10:17pm: Firing ends.
10:17pm: The first two officers arrive on the 32nd floor from the 31st.
10:18pm: Campos tells the cops he was shot and gives them the exact location of the suspect's room.
10:26-10:30pm: With Paddock quiet, eight additional cops arrive and they decide to evacuate the rooms on the floor.
10:55pm: Eight officers arrive in the stairwell next to the suspect's room and find the door tampered with and a camera on a room service cart outside; they decide to hold off.
11:20pm: Paddock's room is breached and police enter the room to find him dead.
Posted by: geoffb at October 23, 2017 12:20 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2017 12:20 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:21 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:21 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2017 12:22 AM (V2Yro)
Thanks for the laughs, everyone. Buzzsaw, forget about that lady. At least stop cyberstalking her.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 23, 2017 12:20 AM (bjlHK)
Or at least stop talking about it here and making us all accessories.
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 12:22 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 23, 2017 12:20 AM (bjlHK)
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yes ma'am. that's the plan. let it go...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 23, 2017 12:23 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2017 12:22 AM (cAnNx)
Can I be the J. Crew Messenger Bag?
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 23, 2017 12:24 AM (qUPFC)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 23, 2017 12:24 AM (8elQA)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yblgc3sk
I really wanted them dead but this solution didn't leave rotting carcasses in my attic.
Posted by: X-ray at October 23, 2017 12:24 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 12:25 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: X-ray at October 23, 2017 12:24 AM (bvE6q)
Did you play Yoko Ono screeches to drive them out?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:25 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2017 12:26 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: rich at October 23, 2017 12:26 AM (rYW/M)
Here's some shots of that shoot of her with her daughters:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y882agkf
You see the resemblance of Alexa to Billy Joel.
Another supermodel of my youth, Elle "The Body" MacPherson:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yadq2vaj
She looks too damn skinny. I mean still, hurricane through a screen door, F5 through a trailer park, 'cause she's Elle MacFuckinPherson, but she needs to eat.
Hell, if all my dreams came true, I try to get it her to eat. Come on, baby, eat something. I'll cook it. Just eat.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:27 AM (8O3HH)
Both of them were horror movies about rats, yes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2017 12:26 AM (eMKNe)
Netflix has a movie about rats. I don't recommend watching it before bedtime. I watched it and a bunch of Youtube videos as part of an intel gathering operation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:27 AM (YqDXo)
FEETS!
long time no see...
i stopped going there when the host went full #NeverTrump... his house, his choice, but he doesn't need my clicks. (or my Amazon $$ either)
got a link to somewhere else?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 12:27 AM (/8lcL)
Antarctica.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Antarctica has other issues.
Posted by: The Thing at October 23, 2017 12:27 AM (pY+s4)
What is a roof rat ? Do they com in through the mud room ?
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 22, 2017 11:58 PM
Mud rats come in through the mud room to eat mid rats just before the midwatch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 12:27 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: gNewt at October 23, 2017 12:28 AM (pmhkb)
Before and after the fact.
Plus conspiracy if we contributed any ideas.
A ambitious/vicious DA could do something with it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:28 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2017 12:28 AM (eMKNe)
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
Posted by: logprof cranking up Henry's Dress at October 23, 2017 12:29 AM (GsAUU)
And the little bastards never wipe their feet.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 23, 2017 12:29 AM (ny0bQ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y882agkf
You see the resemblance of Alexa to Billy Joel.
Yep. Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:30 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: X-ray at October 23, 2017 12:24 AM (bvE6q)
Thirty-two bucks? You could make one for about a dollar's worth of hardware cloth, and a bit of wire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 12:30 AM (O848g)
Posted by: gNewt at October 23, 2017 12:28 AM (pmhkb)
"Hey, I just put down a deposit on a new Lincoln!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:30 AM (YqDXo)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p899mez
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 23, 2017 12:30 AM (VR3cU)
Posted by: placido_lunes at October 23, 2017 12:30 AM (8elQA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:30 AM (YqDXo)
Alexa has large tracts....of land. Not too shabby at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 12:32 AM (O848g)
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 23, 2017 12:32 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 12:32 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 12:33 AM (M2zfP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:25 AM (YqDXo)
No Yoko but they eventually have to go outside to pee and poop. Oh wait no they don't the dirty bastards. But they do need to eat so the one way door works.
Posted by: X-ray at October 23, 2017 12:34 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 12:32 AM (O848g)
Nah, she's not. But she's not in the same class.
Although, to be fair, there can't more than a dozen women on earth who are in Christie Brinkley's class.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:34 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2017 12:35 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: X-ray at October 23, 2017 12:34 AM (bvE6q)
Apparently mice and rats can't control their bowels, so they just poop willy-nilly as they run around. An evolutionary oversight, since it provides clear evidence of their former presence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:36 AM (YqDXo)
Always wanted to watch her play field hockey.
Mostly for the uniform. And to check out her grip.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2017 12:36 AM (M2zfP)
Apropos of nothing, I'm remembering that ancient biblical prohibition against doing a mother and her daughter in the same time frame. That was a serious offense, a stonin', I think.
I don't think sisters was as serious.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 23, 2017 12:37 AM (8O3HH)
>> are in Christie Brinkley's class.
Her DNA needs to be carefully preserved. It's a wonder of the world.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
>> are in Christie Brinkley's class.
Her DNA needs to be carefully preserved. It's a wonder of the world.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
I've thought that about Isaac Newton. The two of them? Forget it!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:40 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 12:41 AM (PUmDY)
And Uncle Al Einstein. Several others, if I had time to think. Kurt Godel -- he was batshit, but a brilliant mathematician. The latter outweighed the former by a long shot.
Euler, too.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:43 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2017 12:46 AM (pY+s4)
He, in deciding whose DNA needs to be preserved, it's like I'm using two entirely different criteria for men vs womyn.
Wonder why that is?
And that, gentlemen, is what pisses the feminists off so bad they can't stand it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:46 AM (8O3HH)
we have a whole theme park set up for you Harvey. no worries.
Posted by: Ole' Scratch at October 23, 2017 12:46 AM (rYW/M)
Wonder why that is?
And that, gentlemen, is what pisses the feminists off so bad they can't stand it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:46 AM (8O3HH)
Of course. She's a gorgeous woman? Great. She's brilliant too? OK, whatever. No penalty for that.
A guy's beautiful? OK, off to the bathhouse to seek fame and fortune. A guy's brilliant? Now we've got something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2017 12:49 AM (YqDXo)
a silenced air rifle with a good scope was the fun solution, but i never found any bodies, even when i knew i had a solid kill (or several)
one night, i dropped a monster, and noticed movement in the seeds below.
mystery solved: the local skunk family was camped out, and they, literally, scarfed up the bodies as fast as i could produce them. you can only kill so many a night though, or for so long, before the little shits get wary...
i had to sneak out the long way around, in dark clothes, and shoot from a blind after awhile, so good training!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 12:51 AM (/8lcL)
He's probably happily married.
She's thinking "wait, I married Skeletor because of the song Magic?"
Posted by: jk, I like it when us uggos can score a babe at October 23, 2017 12:52 AM (wpC7C)
wish you the best w/ your knees. Didn't know you had RA, mine is osteoarthritis. My SIL has RA so no you are suffering.
Mine is no walk in the park but I'll take it over RA. Be well brother.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 23, 2017 12:54 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:55 AM (8O3HH)
Euler, too.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:43 AM (8O3HH)
But, if you could only keep one I think Gauss would have to be it. Von Neumann runs a strong second.
That said, the latest research I've heard about claims that intelligence comes more from the mother, which seems to make sense and helps to explain why so many super-geniuses failed to have genius offspring.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 12:56 AM (8gDQu)
Maybe he's got something comparable to that of a horse.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 23, 2017 12:56 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 01:00 AM (PUmDY)
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well, he does have a monster bank account...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 01:02 AM (/8lcL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 01:06 AM (PUmDY)
According to a quick internet search, it's Susan Gallagher.
That'll be $8.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 01:10 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 01:13 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 01:06
Hi Cosmic Charlie, welcome.
Could you at least post some reference to what you are responding too? Like I did here, it would help in following the conversation.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 23, 2017 01:14 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 01:19 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 01:19 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 12:30 AM (O848g)
I had that quandary when I bought it. And then said I'll spend more than $32 of my time fetching the cheap components and assembling them so I just ordered it.
Posted by: X-ray at October 23, 2017 01:19 AM (bvE6q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 23, 2017 01:30 AM (PUmDY)
I've found where there's a nest of them, a gap between a short retaining wall and the fence in our back yard. I stuck a hose in the gap and turned it on, and about 5 rats scurried out. In the next couple of days I'm going to get a clear bag from the dry cleaners, tape it over the gap at the end of the wall, flush them out, then start a-whailin'. Should be fun and therapeutic.
Posted by: Average Guy at October 23, 2017 01:33 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Rex B at October 23, 2017 01:33 AM (sx3BY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSi3S3T8GEw
Awesome clip of LA Co LEGAL residents, of all races, pissed at being a sanctuary county.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 23, 2017 01:34 AM (yJ1e6)
When I was a kid Dad figured out we had some rats burrowing around the house, we lived in a new subdivision on the outside of town.
He backed up the car, put a vacuum cleaner hose on the exhaust pipe. After closing all the other holes he found.
Started the car and one drowsy rat came out of a hole he missed. Smashed it w/ a shovel and that was the end of that.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 23, 2017 01:41 AM (yJ1e6)
Started the car and one drowsy rat came out of a hole he missed. Smashed it w/ a shovel and that was the end of that.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 23, 2017 01:41 AM (yJ1e6)
Heh, back when cars had no catalytic converters, and when vacuum cleaner hoses were made of wire-reinforced fabric. Try that now, and the hot, carbon monoxide-free exhaust will just melt the vacuum cleaner hose.
Now, exhaust from a lawn mower would contain CO.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 01:47 AM (O848g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 01:48 AM (O848g)
In my 7th decade, still waiting for that better "ability to make decisions" thing to kick in. Maybe when I get old.
Wuzzup, folx, besides rats?
Posted by: mindful webworker's incomplete at October 23, 2017 01:49 AM (gB+8C)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 23, 2017 01:50 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 01:48 AM (O848g)
I would advise against Tingleberries.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 01:51 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 22, 2017 10:35 PM
Start saying "twenty one trillion" ... because we'll be there (by rounding) in a month.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 02:00 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 02:00 AM (O848g)
Posted by: mindful webworker's musical accompaniment at October 23, 2017 02:10 AM (gB+8C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 23, 2017 01:47
God to know AOP, I won't try that trick w/ a car. /damn the environmentalists!
I told you in LV you knew much about this stuf than I could aspire to. Be well.
And it was nice to have someone older than me there, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 23, 2017 02:13 AM (yJ1e6)
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14030
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 23, 2017 01:50
Thanks for that HAT. Moline is just down the street from us, maybe 40 miles.
And many thanks for your hospitality in Vegas. Much appreciated for all you did.
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 23, 2017 02:21 AM (yJ1e6)
George Young from the Easybeats is no more!
Can't link from my phone but I'm Thunder struck. ..
Posted by: Aussie at October 23, 2017 02:30 AM (Mhk4c)
Posted by: mindful webworker's incomplete at October 23, 2017 01:49 AM (gB+8C)
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i was banned on /pol/ for about 5 minutes earlier today...
seems some idiot some idiot messing with kiddie pr0n back in 2015 had the same IP address Hughes Net gave me today...
which was almost funny, since the only place online i've ever really been banned was from the AoSHQ FB page, by some pussy who didn't want to keep track of grandkids or close the screen of his laptop.
hell, last time i looked, i still had a valid FGL log on.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 02:44 AM (/8lcL)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Strange Attractor at October 23, 2017 02:57 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Middlebury College at October 23, 2017 02:58 AM (bc2Lc)
i was banned on /pol/ for about 5 minutes earlier today...
seems some idiot some idiot messing with kiddie pr0n back in 2015 had the same IP address Hughes Net gave me today...
which was almost funny, since the only place online i've ever really been banned was from the AoSHQ FB page, by some pussy who didn't want to keep track of grandkids or close the screen of his laptop.
hell, last time i looked, i still had a valid FGL log on.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 02:44 AM (/8lcL)
Ya ain't anyone unless you've been b&.
Posted by: The lulz Hat at October 23, 2017 02:59 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 03:18 AM (mrQ/l)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 03:18 AM (mrQ/l)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 23, 2017 03:19 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 03:20 AM (mrQ/l)
Thanks! I'm cooking dinner and feeding the kitties and I'm in mourning for a wonderful muso. .
*sad*
Posted by: Aussie at October 23, 2017 03:31 AM (Mhk4c)
I use Opera on an old laptop. Don't know much computer stuff, but I've never seen Sonobi & have &'s.
My bad.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 23, 2017 03:35 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 23, 2017 03:44 AM (AxFdW)
Dr. #SuckItUpButtercup oughta have his license yanked. Apparently in his own words, he works once a week at an ER and the rest of the time he is 'a science writer'. Here are some more of his own words:
Patients were urged to use physical therapy, acupuncture, yoga, and alternative medicine to manage their pain, and the VA health system created an app called Pain Coach to help them.
Ahhh, the pinnacle of real science. Someone yank this poseur's medical license ASAP. PS -- I read the entire article.
And it isn't that he makes a few valid points. The explosion in disability claims, the same in Medicaid enrollment, both have played a major role in increases in opiod abuse. When someone can complain of mysterious 'back pain', free of charge for the visit, and get a scrip worth $1-2k per MONTH in street value; gee, I wonder if that system might get abused.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2017 03:44 AM (0ogQG)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yapv2bxw
*Don't let this go to your head, ace. Twitter is a whore*
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2017 03:53 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: GnuBreed -- Free Skip Now! at October 23, 2017 03:57 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: GnuBreed -- Free Skip Now! at October 23, 2017 03:59 AM (0ogQG)
Brother of Malcolm and Angus of AC/DC
I think he wrote Love is in the air
Have to look that up when i finish cooking
Loved the Easybeats - my first rock concert that my parents allowed me to go to - memories!
Posted by: Aussie at October 23, 2017 04:07 AM (Mhk4c)
Posted by: GnuBreed -- Free Skip Now! at October 23, 2017 04:11 AM (0ogQG)
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wait until you watch the vid before you thank me (SFW/Not Yoko/IS Thunderstruck)
pat the kittehs for me, and remember, since it's Monday there (IIRC) you've already got Friday on your mind!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 04:13 AM (mrQ/l)
*thinks bad thoughts about this dude getting a dose of serious pain*
Posted by: GnuBreed -- Free Skip Now! at October 23, 2017 04:22 AM (0ogQG)
What happened to Skip? I haven't seen him for some time.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 04:28 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 04:33 AM (mrQ/l)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
I think he got Pixy banned somehow. This happens sometimes when your IP gets generically banned. It happened a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: GnuBreed -- Free Skip Now! at October 23, 2017 04:34 AM (0ogQG)
Only person that can fix that is Pixy.
try emailing him
help@me.nu
or try twitter
@pixymisa
To be honest, I don't see that happening any time soon.
Your best bet is to use a VPN. You can find several free ones but use at own risk. Best bet is to use one of the low cost ones.
If resetting your moden/router won't work that is.
If you are using a cellular device, I just don't know.
The hamster don't care.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 04:34 AM (sf2BM)
help@mee.nu
I forgot the extra "e"
I think
help@mu.nu
Also works too.
VPN is your best bet.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 04:35 AM (sf2BM)
Ha! Friday on my Mind - singing that now (in my head not out loud)
Don't want to scare the kitties
George also wrote Evie Parts 1,2 and 3...
Stevie Wright sings this - he was in the Easybeats - look up the version of the concert in front of the Sydney Opera House - fantastic
Posted by: Aussie at October 23, 2017 04:39 AM (Mhk4c)
We have all their music Joe Camilleri is a great bloke -we've met him at blues festivals
Posted by: Aussie at October 23, 2017 04:41 AM (Mhk4c)
Posted by: Aussie at October 23, 2017 04:43 AM (Mhk4c)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
One of these days, I'm switching to a paid VPN.
Posted by: GnuBreed -- Free Skip Now! at October 23, 2017 04:44 AM (0ogQG)
The lazy bug bit me.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 04:45 AM (sf2BM)
They are a crap shoot. Even though its recommended to use one that is close to you sometimes you find that an overseas server loads faster than one down the street.
WiTopia is good for that. The Dallas server is faster than the one in Chicago.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 04:49 AM (sf2BM)
and thing good thoughts for me that the VA will fill an Rx for whatever bug i got last caturday that triggered my ulcerative colitis: i've been miserable for 8 days, so far.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2017 04:51 AM (mrQ/l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 23, 2017 04:59 AM (8gDQu)
Styxenhammer on President Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kuc1pEaeqQ
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 05:34 AM (sf2BM)
Cbd.aoshq@gmail.com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2017 05:52 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Josef Stalin at October 23, 2017 06:00 AM (/qEW2)
What could be there that they want to keep secret?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 06:01 AM (sf2BM)
What could be there that they want to keep secret?
-------------------------
If the CIA files are anything like the FBI files then every conspiracy theory ever known to humanity will be in those files, including Area 51 and the Bilderbergers, and a secret space station on the far side of the moon.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 23, 2017 06:04 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 06:05 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 06:08 AM (sf2BM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ScVx4mRDE
How revenge of the sith should have ended.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 06:15 AM (sf2BM)
LBJ ordered the CIA to assassinate Kennedy, FTW.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2017 06:16 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2017 06:20 AM (AXNJh)
>>>651 Legal Insurrection has put together their own list of Top 25 conservative tweeters worth following. Ace made the list at number 18:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yapv2bxw
*Don't let this go to your head, ace. Twitter is a whore*
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 23, 2017 03:53 AM (0ogQG)
And being at number 18 has no significance in terms of ranking. "Here they are in no particular order."
Posted by: m at October 23, 2017 06:22 AM (1Xpas)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 23, 2017 06:23 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: m
Ace is #1! Ace is #1! Ace is #1!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 06:24 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 23, 2017 06:26 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 04:28 AM (sf2BM)
He got the Pixy ban for commenting on an old thread. He called in from a car repair place on a different IP address.
I gave him an idea but apparently it didn't work or he didn't try it.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 23, 2017 06:33 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2017 06:34 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2017 06:36 AM (/qEW2)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2017 06:38 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2017 06:39 AM (ZFEAw)
Posted by: Jean at October 23, 2017 06:41 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 23, 2017 06:04
AM (m9X4Y)
I would be severely disappointed if the Tri Lateral Commission, The Council of Foreign Affairs, ancient aliens, and the secret nazi base in Antarctica are not involved somehow.
I need something to debunk all of BSG's hokey debunking of all these conspiracies.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 06:41 AM (sf2BM)
Wow. you and Misanthropic Humanitarian are doing a fantastic job. You all need to pull OM away from those hot cheerleading nurses so you can relax for a while.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2017 06:42 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2017 06:43 AM (iVOAv)
We tried, but he told us to pound sand. Apparently the night nurse is a smoking hot ginger who gives him his sponge bath while she is topless.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2017 06:47 AM (wYseH)
Speak to Muldoon also. He is pretty funny, but the joke reposted below is much more vulgar than his limericks. And I laughed. So maybe I need some intervention also.
"Apparently the LAPD had an undercover officer attending the sex rehab sessions with Weinstein. But Harv figured out the guy was a plant.
The result was not pretty."
Posted by: Muldoon
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2017 06:47 AM (hyuyC)
Obviously, discussion about a guy who masturbates into plants belonged on the gardening thread.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 23, 2017 06:47 AM (EgwCt)
Some guys got all the luck. OM, just heal.
I can not see that being a CoB perk. And not in Ace's health plan either. Poor guy would never drink another glass of water.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2017 06:50 AM (hyuyC)
I find it hard to believe that Cuba could do it and keep their mouth shut. At least without some veiled reference that would allow plausible deniability. That would be the feather in a commie cap
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2017 06:51 AM (FZxI4)
I find it hard to believe that Cuba could do it and keep their mouth shut. At least without some veiled reference that would allow plausible deniability. That would be the feather in a commie cap
Posted by: rickb223
When one considers the wack jobs that have been successful in shooting Presidents, it's not as amazing a task as you'd think it would be.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 23, 2017 06:53 AM (326rv)
One theory I always liked: LHO was shooting at Connolly. He had denied some of LHO's request when he was SECNAV.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2017 06:54 AM (hyuyC)
They knew JFK wanted to go to Mars and take all their swag.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 06:54 AM (sf2BM)
Have a serene day everyone. Just mock the Left with savoir faire.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2017 06:56 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2017 06:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2017 06:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 23, 2017 06:59 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Good thing it's early. The regular horde would have crucified you.
Posted by: Bruce at October 23, 2017 06:59 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2017 07:01 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Good thing it's early. The regular horde would have crucified you.
Posted by: Bruce
And it's into, not from.
Posted by: The Ficus at October 23, 2017 07:01 AM (326rv)
Fat gross and perverted Harvey W. scores a hot model chick for a wife and you people are ripping on the Cars singer for scoring a super model? You all need a guide refresher course....
pp. 267 of Ace of Spades guide for the Modern Man
Rock stars > Creepy Billionaire Movie Producers
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 23, 2017 07:07 AM (tDTdL)
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