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General Kelly Bitchslaps Democrat Congresswoman Who Misrepresented What Trump Said to Family of Slain Serviceman
Pretty potent. When the "he knew what he was getting into" claim got pushed by these vile rats, I figured it was something along these lines -- he was a brave man who chose valiantly to risk his life for the sake of others. That kind of thing. The "He died a hero, not a victim" sort of sentiment. (Which would make a difference to me, I think.)
That's what Kelly says it was.John Kelly on U.S. soldiers: "These young people don't do it for any other reason than their selfless devotion to this great nation." pic.twitter.com/TsMbMw2T8K
— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 19, 2017
Reports are, the press room was very silent as Kelly scolded these senescent children.
I have never heard the briefing room so quiet as during that powerful statement from Gen. Kelly
— Sarah Westwood (@sarahcwestwood) October 19, 2017
Flashback: When Obama told a class of graduating police cadets "risking your lives is something you signed up for," the Democrat-Media Complex didn't think it was controversial. Managing Children: Jane D'Oh watched the presser, and she said this happened:
I watched his presser, and was in tears. Loved how he handled the press whores. "Any of you a Gold Star family member?" *crickets* "Any of you know a Gold Star family member?" *one hand goes up* "Okay, you get a question."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:15 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:16 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (a0IVu)
Looks like to me a President should be allowed to have a recording of himself without public access, but I'm sure some Hawaiian judge would make damn sure Trump had to hand over everything.
Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (lKmt3)
this crazy person has convinced herself of her own lies and embellishments
over time, their knee-jerk, canned reactions from the old and tattered talking points comes out old and tattered and crazy
and they have said these things over and over, so many times, they believe them now
like a vinyl skipping back to the same track over and over
she's embarrassing
how do they sleep at night
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (fceHP)
She is a vile communist scrunt.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: cornbred at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (bKezI)
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (i+fad)
++++
Rodeo clown. Someone should see if she ever worked with Glenn Beck.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2017 04:18 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 04:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 04:20 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:20 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:21 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (zRZaJ)
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By the way, there is some evidence to suggest that the Congresspyrsyn who misrepresented this phone call might be a circus clown of some variety.
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Wait 'til they get a load of me.
Posted by: The Clown Princess of Stupid at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (mcI77)
who misrepresented this phone call might be a circus clown of some
variety.
Good old gerrymandering. She knows she's in Congress for life and can say whatever she wants
Posted by: brak at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: Cookies mom at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (H3G6s)
Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)
Posted by: Internal vaginal aphrodisia doping hardware at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: USA at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (V3HMf)
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (hN38n)
Are you serious? Ugh.. I need to stay away for awhile. I feel my BP going up.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (zRZaJ)
Girls stick together.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)
Even if the words were he knew what he was getting into the rest of the quote but it still hurts when it happens makes it crystalline clear that this was what Trump meant.
As always, this jumps all over my pet peeve about how if someone takes a swing and you fight back, you're the problem.
No. Don't want nothing, don't start nothing is a truism for a reason.
I think it was Scott Adams who noted that all of these fights that Trump supposedly started were not started by Trump but were started by others and Trump stepped up and punched back twice as hard.
Good.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/350063.php
"A stupid and impulsive woman who pounds buttons on unfamiliar machinery rather than asking the engineer seated right next to her what the button does is one of the Congressmen dictating every aspect of economic life in the nation."
Classic Ace. That remark should be carved on the dumb scrunt's tombstone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (Mouru)
Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)
Tapper is a white-knighting bootlicking pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vic
She can buy them cheap as chips at Oriental Trading Company. https://tinyurl.com/yb7as7qm
Then she bedazzles them herself
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: USA at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (V3HMf)
Girls stick together.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)
That's why Gywneth invented her steam cleaner!
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (7HtZB)
Lol..Circus clown all right. Who the hell wears a red sparkly cowboy hat on any other day except for Halloween?
1)Careful there, IC. Your gender privilege is showing, much less your cultural appropriation!
2) alternate response: That's RAAAAAAYCIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/sarc
Posted by: I'm a Dreamer at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (eO2Z0)
Now the new Fake News Narrative is:
1. Niger is Trump's Benghazi
2. Gen Kelly just provided evidence that Trump lied about saying "he signed up for this."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (s6l8t)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (W+vEI)
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Brains?
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (UoSKV)
Girls stick together.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)
*types*
*considers*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)
Loved how he handled the press whores. "Any of you a Gold Star family member?" *crickets*
"Any of you know a Gold Star family member?" *one hand goes up*
"Okay, you get a question."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (PY9jH)
___________________
Good. That particular congresswoman deserved to be insulted. And worse.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (BXf9o)
supposedly started were not started by Trump but were started by others
and Trump stepped up and punched back twice as hard.
Good.
It's amazing. Flummoxes them every dang time.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (W+vEI)
No. Don't want nothing, don't start nothing is a truism for a reason.
I think it was Scott Adams who noted that all of these fights that Trump supposedly started were not started by Trump but were started by others and Trump stepped up and punched back twice as hard.
Good.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
How does little Suzy stop Jimmy from pulling her pigtails on the playground? By pulling his hair or kicking him in the nuts?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Loved how he handled the press whores. "Any of you a Gold Star family member?" *crickets*
"Any of you know a Gold Star family member?" *one hand goes up*
"Okay, you get a question."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (PY9jH)
And THAT is how you bitchslap the press.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (pxaTJ)
I know his heart is in the right place here, but you're going to have Cindy Sheehan type moments (or the silly Khan incident) that the media will lap up and get the agenda off track.
That's really the goal here from MSM/Deep State/Dems/Never Trump Republicans, etc. Distract the Administration with as many bullshit issues as possible to kill the clock. So this entire week this has been the main focus.
Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (W+vEI)
The only thing sadder than that thing in office is the Prog Political Machine that keeps here there. In a normal world, she'd be a maid somewhere, and a bad one at that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (tRaq7)
In April of 2015, while still on active duty, I went to the dedication of the new FBI field office in Miami. And it was dedicated to two men who were killed in a firefight in Miami against drug traffickers in 1986. A guy by the name of Grogan and Duke. Grogan almost retired, 53 years old. Duke, I think less than a year on the job. They got in a gunfight and killed. Three FBI agents were there, wounded, now retired. We go down and give a brilliant memorial speech to all of the men and women of the FBI who serve our country so well and law enforcement so well. There were family members there. Some of the children were only 3, 4 years old when their dads were killed on that street in Miami-Dade.
Three of the men that survived the fight were there and gave rendition of how brave those men were and how they gave their lives. And a congresswoman stood up and, in the long tradition of empty barrels making the most noise, stood up there in all of that and talked about how she was instrumental in getting the funding for that building. How she took care of her constituents because she got the money and just called up President Obama and on that phone call he gave the money, the $20 million to build a building, and she sat down. And we were stunned. Stunned that she had done it. Even for someone that is that empty a barrel, we were stunned. But none of us went to the press and criticized. None of us stood up and were appalled. We just said okay, fine.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (Enq6K)
Yeah, what Jake Tapper got out of Kelly's remarks was: Kelly just confirmed the congresswoman's version of events.
I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (s6l8t)
Their loss, because it has given the Trump administration (yet) another opportunity to smack the MSM.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (ylUqT)
She filed a sexual harassment charge against Jimmy and had him put away for 7 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)
Ummmmm...Yes. You have to be to run for office from their South African inspired salamandered districts.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (nUkMr)
People who wear costumes every day are mentally ill. Visit a psychiatric hospital and you'll understand.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (q8GYT)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:22 PM (zRZaJ)
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She already did. Doubling down and now calling Kelly a liar and that "Kelly is trying to keep his job. He'll say anything"
I have no words for this kind of vileness.
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (G0vdT)
In fact I'd pay good money to see that. If necessary, I might even rob a bank to pay great money to see that.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (H8S+R)
1. mom gives PDT shit about thuh war and at least muh son didn't die when obama was president because obama was magic. and trump goes, well, he was brave, he knew it was dangerous.
2. blatant mishearing of son was braved, signed up knowing we're at war.
3. complete bullshit fabrication
4. sure trump had some free time to run jerky boyz routine on gold star mom.
++++++++++
kelly was in on phone call. sounds like angry lib mom poured through transcript to come up with some variation of point #3
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)
But but but violence doesn't solve anything so we have a zero tolerance policy so it doesn't matter that Timmy hit that kid because the kid was beating the ever living hell out of Timmy first!
They both must be suspended!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:30 PM (fceHP)
That said, it was a set-up all the way. There was no reason that rhinestone fool should even have been present.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:30 PM (7uYFy)
In fact I'd pay good money to see that. If necessary, I might even rob a bank to pay great money to see that.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 04:29 PM (H8S+R)
Right after he gouges out their eyeballs and skullfucks them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
The best thing about that pic is how the relatively normal working people have to act like there's nothing amiss when ElNoHo shows up at a hearing done up like a demented cross between Dolly Parton and Little Richard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (s6l8t)
Posted by: Starving Zombie At Democratic Caucus at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Fw5cQ)
This needs to happen to the MFM every day
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (493sH)
Posted by: tu3031
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The Democrat ones are.
and if they are ever questioned about their sanity, their constituents rally around them because it's obviously a racial attack. So you have this weird feedback loop where the crazier and more corrupt they are, the more their voters love them.
Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (lKmt3)
*salutes*
Posted by: Dick Cheney's War Cock at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (7n4KQ)
interactions with people as it just gives too many opportunities for
people to pull political stunts.
He is who he is.
It works for him more times than it doesn't.
He's not going to change. And if the MSM and the Dems don't change, they're the ones who are going to have a nervous breakdown, not Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (W+vEI)
I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (s6l8t)
I can't type what I think of Tapper or risk getting banned.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)
We're done for as a nation, that we admit something like that to a supposedly serious legislative body, and then nobody laughs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Tgext)
Posted by: Lurker primus at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (yBgqh)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (QC/4S)
I know his heart is in the right place here, but.....
Posted by: Maritime
1. Always trust Trump
2. Never bet against Trump
3. Don't get tired of winning.
Posted by: Internal vaginal aphrodisia doping hardware at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (nFwvY)
Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez
Republicans have no problem taking $473 billion from Medicare in their budget to give tax cuts to the top 1%. Really shows who they value
If you can't trust Bad Bob, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (Nwg0u)
And where did all these homeless people come from?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (rjrh3)
I never understood that either. It just makes no sense whatsoever, but then again, it's a Progism (much like that "getting down on their level" BS) so naturally it won't make sense out here in the real world.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)
Oh Jake, boo hoo. They lie through their rotten teeth around the clock and when someone calls them out on their lies they'll all offended. And the horse you rode in on Tapper
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Starving Zombie At Democratic Caucus at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Fw5cQ)
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Well, not under that hat, apparently.
In fact, good luck finding any in Congress these days.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)
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Not all. There's Mia Love ... and um let's see ... ummm. There's Mia Love.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (8ikIW)
Huh? I've got three more of these damn things to sew sequins on by 6PM tonight.
Posted by: Glassy-eyed intern, wondering how he signed up for this at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (uiwCw)
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Doesn't take any words to look for poo to sling.
Posted by: Axeman at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (2mC6G)
Wow.. stay classy there. Bitch.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)
Mia Love but, she's a Mormon.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (mcI77)
how do they sleep at night
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:17 PM (fceHP)
Hanging upside down most likely.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (zLDYs)
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Mom, Johnny hit me back!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (rjrh3)
The best thing about that pic is how the relatively normal working people have to act like there's nothing amiss when ElNoHo shows up at a hearing done up like a demented cross between Dolly Parton and Little Richard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (Mouru)
Notice that she wears a giant fake flower on her shoulder in every pic. She probably has a wire.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (q8GYT)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)
It ain't just the chicks.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (i+fad)
If the best the Dems can do is do Captain Khan redux, Trump may actually be looking at a landalide come 2020.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (jRA31)
Classic Ace. That remark should be carved on the dumb scrunt's tombstone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:25 PM (Mouru)
Thank God that idiot is a non-voting member from DC.
Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)
The fact that Dana Loesch likes him lowered my opinion of her.
Hey Dana, is Tapper going to do a story on the abhorrent behavior of gun control nuts who threatened your life and that of your kids? Yeah I doubt he'd ever do something like that. What a good friend he is.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (z/Ubi)
Oh noes! The Republic has fallen!
Some of those pinheads' mere existence is an insult to honorable citizens.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (7uYFy)
5 words:
Typical Congressional Black Caucus Member.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:34 PM (k1TUh)
Even fucking F1 racing has been ruined by the vile leftist vermun.
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (pzG0J)
how did journolist pick this one attack out of the hay stack?
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (RDd1I)
2. Never bet against Trump
3. Don't get tired of winning.
Posted by: Internal vaginal
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It's not that I don't trust Trump, but having a week arguing with this crazy bitch is not exactly a good use of time and energy.
I still say every type of conversation with people like this should be limited and/or recorded.
Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (lu7p1)
Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (q136n)
Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (Oj1RP)
Wow.. stay classy there. Bitch.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at October 19, 2017 04:33 PM (zRZaJ)
So she insulted a Gold Star parent?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (91XRk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (PY9jH)
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Wait, I thought publicly dissing a Gold Star father was a capital offense?
Or does that rule only apply to Republicans?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (BXf9o)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (ul9CR)
Jake Tapper is on now, and is upset that Gen Kelly was laying "rhetorical bodyblows" and "personally insulted a congresswoman."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)
Those weren't body blows Jake,he landed some haymakers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (PtOP4)
I want to hear more. The video I linked above is only 6 minutes, and it's poignant. Unsettling, really, because he says so much of what we, here, think and say. How certain things were "sacred" and now gone.
Amen.
But he destroys "that woman" that listened in on Trump's call.
How was it possible that she DID listen in on that call?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (fceHP)
No kidding. I had Donna Edwards as my rep for awhile. She was a real prize and the district map was preposterous.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (s6l8t)
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Sparkly Cowgirl, like Mad Max Waters, may be impressing the hell out of their idiot constituents guaranteeing re-election for decades to come but they are also making the Donks and progressives generally look like the hamster-brained conpyrsyns that they are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (Nwg0u)
how did journolist pick this one attack out of the hay stack?
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (RDd1I)
They were kind of hoping that Trump would mispronounce the name of the country where the ambush occurred, Niger.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (7uYFy)
As if the Rhinestone Cowgirl had nothing to do with politicizing it first.
G-d I hate Shemp.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (ul9CR)
"How was it possible that she DID listen in on that call?"
I believe they were in a car together at the time, and it was on speaker phone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (k1TUh)
Is every black woman in Congress either dumb as a rock or batshit crazy? Or both?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)
I'll have you know that my esteemed colleagues of the fairer sex are much smarter than I am.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)
Considering all (except Mia Love) are Liberal buffoons in safe districts...I'd say both. Some, like illiterate imbecile Corinne Brown are also indicted. Go Gatah!
Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (OD2ni)
Hey Tapper the Congresswoman personally insulted the President of the United States...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (PY9jH)
I have no words for this kind of vileness.
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Different Universe. Alternate reality. We have nothing in common. No common culture, no common language, no commonly agreed to rules of behavior, no common definition of character, honor, truthfulness.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Lurker primus at October 19, 2017 04:32 PM (yBgqh)
Driving through town a few years ago, I saw a gold star stickered on the back window of a pickup truck in front of me. My own son was serving in Afghanistan at the time. It made my heart catch in my chest. There but for the grace of God.
Jake's still in the Army, an NCO now and loving it. He's currently somewhere in Eastern Europe, dating a Romanian girl when he's not in the field.
So grateful he came home alive and in one piece from Afghanistan, that terrible place. Impossibly grateful.
Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (Fw5cQ)
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Dammit!!! I was so grateful that F1, at least until now, has firmly stayed out of politics. Fuck!!!! That's the only sport I follow now. Dammmmit!!
Posted by: BuckIV at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (91XRk)
So...he should be like W and never take the bait?
It's stray voltage. Trump is getting other stuff done while the MSM and outrage mob are spending hours discussing the latest OMGWHaaaatDidHeSay/Tweet event.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)
If PDT were a normal Swamp Thing, I'd tend to agree. But with men such as General Kelly by his side, he's presented with an opportunity to fight back, which he does con mucho gusto.
It's about time. Never thought I'd see another president the likes of Ronaldus Magnus in my lifetime, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (tRaq7)
because that's pretty insulting, I'd say
Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (FKrah)
I believe they were in a car together at the time, and it was on speaker phone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (k1TUh)
Thanks. I heard her say she didn't hear the whole conversation. Maybe she meant only one side of the call, then.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)
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I do not say this jokingly:
There's a reason 98-100 IQ Barry was considered an intellectual.
He is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 19, 2017 04:35 PM (pzG0J)
I always like Vettel better, at least he races (even when told not to when driving for Red Bull). I may have to rewatch '1' where they show Martin Brundle's '96 walk away flying lesson in the opening.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (suO/a)
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One must not insult Sparkly Cowgirl Without a Horse!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)
P90X and sipping penis.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)
running around with a smile and a twinkle in his eye
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (fceHP)
And fvck Dubya in particular.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 19, 2017 04:36 PM (ul9CR)
Yeah this. My millenial co-worker wandered in to tell me how much he liked what Dubya had to say and I told him 'there can only be one president at a time and his time is over and he should shut up and go away'. The expression on my co-workers face was priceless.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)"
Recently re-watched "Miss Congeniality." That opening scene is funny. Punch him in the nose.
Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (Oj1RP)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (uiwCw)
I'll have you know Hank that the excrement that I picked up behind my Labrador this morning is smarter than you.
Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (NTM5E)
aw xhe's in a tizzy again.
I kinda sorta offered to beat up Tapper. He was in my DMs doing the "Look at you, big anonymous tough guy" thing over and over, even though I wasn't being "tough," I was being critical of his impossible leftwing bias.
So I started saying, politely, "If you're curious about how tough I am, I could meet you and we could personally hash that question out. If it's important to you."
And he'd come back with, like, "I don't think your mother will let you out of your basement, Tough Guy."
And I said, politely, "Since it is very important to you to guage how tough I am vis a vis you, I'm sure mom will drive me to a mutually-agreed meeting place. Again, since this is such a concern to you."
He kept evading. I don't want to fight anyone. But if you keep laying down the "Tough Guy" insult, and someone offers to test his toughness with you, then I think you've built a trap for yourself and you're kind of obligated to go through with it.
But he's a pussy, so of course he refused.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (7uYFy)
You mean like Nee-zhair or some variant of that? As I'm hearing the MFM call it these days
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (493sH)
Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (O5Q3r)
This was a set up from the instant the Insane Clown Posse Queen heard that someone in her district had lost their husband in Niger.
Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have troops in Niger?
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (q8GYT)
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Nailed it. If I was being filmed at a hearing I'd be the person with the crazy eyes mouthing, "Is that real? Is she really a congressman? Is she actually wearing that hat?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (hN38n)
Posted by: tu3031"
Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
I believe they were in a car together at the time, and it was on speaker phone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (k1TUh)
I'm betting the family just happened to be in the congresswoman's car when the call came in
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (cAXIk)
No kidding. I had Donna Edwards as my rep for awhile. She was a real prize and the district map was preposterous.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (OD2ni)
Yup...can you imagine the conversation of the so-called district map makers?
"No,no too white on this block. Let's go over one. Uh-oh, lots of Vietnamese on this one, that's no good."
"Ah, perfect, nothing but black folks on this one. Draw it in, draw it....oh wait! Cubans! Damn!"
Like W said, this is what our democracy inherited from someone.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:23 PM (s6l8t)
Those weren't body blows Jake,he landed some haymakers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:37 PM (PtOP4)
And Tapper, and the rest of the Press Corpse (note, corpse, like dead body...)... will of course spin this as Kelly is a horrible person...
Because he correctly chastised the Press... and the Press will in the end, stick together.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (NgKpN)
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You left out the rest of the quote where I said, "and increasing the risk to your lives is what I signed up for."
Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at October 19, 2017 04:42 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: tu3031"
Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
"Hold my CIA-invented crackpipe"
- - Max-ob-scene Waters, (C)-vnt
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
I work across the site where the gun battle in which those FBI agents were murdered took place. Didn't know this about this garbage of a congress critter, but not surprised by it.
Posted by: Martell at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (NUI4v)
subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have
troops in Niger?
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (q8GYT)
Its the tumor taking over.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)
P90X and sipping penis.
Posted by: Insomniac
I really, really hope he takes it up full time
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running around with a smile and a twinkle in his eye
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
of course ! (see above)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (O2RFr)
I never understood that either. It just makes no sense whatsoever, but then again, it's a Progism (much like that "getting down on their level" BS) so naturally it won't make sense out here in the real world."
Think about who that policy benefits -- the violent and those with power.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (NdbXA)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (8rNrN)
subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have
troops in Niger?
From what I've read he should be asking obama
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (O2RFr)
Passing a budget which is important in itself but also is the first step to doing tax cuts.
The House has actually been very busy this year and passed a shit ton of bills. The Senate is where the problem lies.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (8rNrN)
haha, "rhetorical" bodyblows
words hurt, TapDancer, words hurt
like a blow to the body, yo
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (fceHP)
Jake's still in the Army, an NCO now and loving
it. He's currently somewhere in Eastern Europe, dating a Romanian girl
when he's not in the field.
So grateful he came home alive and in one piece from Afghanistan, that terrible place. Impossibly grateful.
Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2017 04:39 PM (Fw5cQ)
Same here. I remember pulling up next to a car with a Gold Star license tag. Our son was in Afghanistan and I had a Blue Star sticker on my rear window. The Gold Star mom in the car looked over at me and gave me the sweetest, saddest, smile.
I've never forgotten the lump I got in my throat. Every day was a nightmare, but you get up, stay busy, and go to bed and start all over again the next day. And pray pray pray pray pray constantly.
More grateful than anyone will ever know (except others who have been in the same situation) that our boy came home in one piece.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)
Rodeo clowns risk their lives to keep the bull from killing the fallen rider.
I highly doubt this congresscritter has ever done anything so useful in her entire life.
Posted by: stace at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (daU4c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (NWiLs)
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Holy shit, I actually laughed out loud.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (U+nHb)
Also, she's a graduate of Yale and UVA Law.
Think about THAT.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: tu3031"
Sheila Jackson Lee thinks there's an American flag on Mars. Think about that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
The only black woman in congress that I ever had an ounce of respect for, despite being on the Democrat side, was Barbara Jordan.
She had actual intelligence and class, regardless of where she stood on the issues.
Even Shirley Chisholm is a giant compared to the detestable Wilson, Waters, Lee and Jackson Lee. But of course, there's always the one that got sent to jail for corruption charges the other month. Another moral midget.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A
Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (NTM5E)
because they're very feminized, the men especially, and they believe the proper method of conflict is passive-aggressive shit-stirring and putting out rumors and other stealthy, cowardly forms of attack
. When you offer to meet their femme conflict with more masculine, overt conflict, they cry foul and whine that you've breached the #GirlCode.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (8rNrN)
Nope: A hose running to a rubber bulb full of water.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (tRaq7)
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It's amazing how Trump is shaking all the loose nuts in the media and then he shakes the tree again and more nuts fall down.
Who am I kidding? They're all nuts.
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (r6Y2i)
Rodeo clowns risk their lives to keep the bull from killing the fallen rider.
I highly doubt this congresscritter has ever done anything so useful in her entire life.
Posted by: stace at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (daU4c)
Agreed. They are some tough folks.
Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (NTM5E)
And he said to me, what do I say? I said to him, sir, there's nothing
you can do to lighten the burden on these families. Let me tell you what
I tell them, let me tell you what my best friend told me because he was
my casualty officer: He said Kel, he was doing exactly what he wanted
to do when he was killed. He knew what he was getting into by joining
that 1 percent. He knew what the possibilities were. Because we're at
war. And when he died, and the four cases we're talking about Niger and
my son's cases in Afghanistan, when he died he was surrounded by the
best men on this Earth, his friends. That's what the president tried to
say to four families the other day.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (Enq6K)
wow-great idea. And he should stay off twitter, too
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (QC/4S)
So...he should be like W and never take the bait?
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PDT let that other crazy bitch Jaunita McCain that a unilateral cease fire ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)
Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a
subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have
troops in Niger?
What a dick.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
176 With subtitles. Congress idiot Brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A
Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:45 PM (NTM5E)
Corinne Brown. Thank you, sir.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (OD2ni)
But sad too. Very sad.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (U+nHb)
But he's a pussy, so of course he refused.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (8rNrN)
Is it me, or does this latent sockpuppet make that story fucking hilarious?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (eXA4G)
The language is amorphic enough that these added signals almost are required in some communications.
Thus it can be quite easy to misconstrue the meaning of a particular sentence. Especially if one is inclined to draw negative conclusions about the meaning because of the person speaking.
With the 24/7 drumbeat since the election by the media to constantly shade and out right distort every utterance by Trump it's no wonder anyone would be willing to take a negative view of whatever he has said.
That the presstitutes are doing their utmost to bring down a sitting President and the country he is attempting to lift back up into sanity shows exactly what they wish to happen to the rest of the country.
Cut your cable. Cut it now. You are only supplying the money these blood suckers use in their attempt to destroy this Nation and it's dominant culture. They are traitors and need to be punished.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (12xou)
And he'd come back with, like, "I don't think your mother will let you out of your basement, Tough Guy."
I love this notion that Fake News has that the only people who dislike the "mainstream" news are just a tiny inconsequential segment of the population. The sheer denial that most people hate the media is bizarre.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (s6l8t)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (OD2ni)
Jew-baiting was her stock and trade.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (r6Y2i)
The latest windfall of Soros bucks is not going to count itself you know
Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
Look, if I held a congressional seat for life, that I had zero percent chance of losing, and a media that would not dare call me out for anything... I would probably have a freezer overflowing from bribery, a garage full of illegal gun running surplus, and would smoke so much crack with whores that "a flag on mars" would be the sanest thing to ever come out of my mouth.
Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (etctz)
Trump administration to disclose why we have troops in Niger?
Why don't he ask his buddy Obama? He's the one who put them there. In 2013 I believe.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (O5Q3r)
If anything he says can be edited, trimmed, distorted, twisted, shaded, faded, or simply lied about, it will be.
That's not going to change, and it's not going to go away. Best to scorch the earth every time they try it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: One at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (RYASC)
Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (etctz)
I give you the female Marion Berry...
Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (NTM5E)
That's not going to change, and it's not going to go away. Best to scorch the earth every time they try it.
I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (O2RFr)
I believe they were in a car together at the time, and it was on speaker phone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:38 PM (k1TUh)
Thanks. I heard her say she didn't hear the whole conversation. Maybe she meant only one side of the call, then.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:40 PM (fceHP)
What, you think the President just picks up the phone and calls?
The calls are scheduled... so he can be sure to reach the family...
This person then apparently got the CongressClown involved... so she could hear the call.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (NgKpN)
Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a
subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have
troops in Niger?
What a dick.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (PtOP4)
McToomah is an asshole. The reason President Trump has troops in Niger is because ex-president OBAMA put them there.
I wish the Grim Reaper would jump that turd already.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (pL6Vz)
I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (s6l8t)
So she's a flat out liar only proves she's telling the truth.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (493sH)
Rodeo clowns risk their lives to keep the bull from killing the fallen rider.
I highly doubt this congresscritter has ever done anything so useful in her entire life.
Posted by: stace at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (daU4c)
Yup....Love me some Bandy the Rodeo Clown.
Moe Bandy that is.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (nUkMr)
Wow, that tumor must really be growing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (k1TUh)
whoopsidoosie
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
LOL!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)
I know, right? Gah. You just have to listen to him. I have to live with him!
Posted by: Hugh G. Tumor at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (8rNrN)
you've hurt is ego, that is obvious by the sound of it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (fceHP)
But sad too. Very sad.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:46 PM (U+nHb)
Levin had something close. He collected the stupid "ums, ahhs, ohs" and general stuttering of Democrats on a long tape. It's hilarious, actually.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)
what the hell kind of pussy throws out "coward" as an insult then runs when someone says "Okay, let's test your theory out, face to face"?
Seems to me you've written a check at that point, and now are too afriad to sign your name to it.
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (8rNrN)
chance of losing, and a media that would not dare call me out for
anything...
She is a queen and she demands she be treated like a queen!!!!
http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/02/congressional-
bosses-from-hell-sheila-jackson-lee/
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (W+vEI)
McToomah is an asshole. The reason President Trump has troops in Niger is because ex-president OBAMA put them there.
JJ Sefton
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I would love for Trump to answer that question exactly like that...then of course say, FU next question.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (U+nHb)
I think he will from normal people (not media/Dems). Even if it unfolded as that idiot claims (which I don't believe), people understand that his heart was in the right place.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (OD2ni)
I shit you not.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 04:28 PM (s6l8t)
...
SPLOOSH! He's so manly!!!!
Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (PY9jH)
Rodeo clowns risk their lives to keep the bull from killing the fallen rider.
I highly doubt this congresscritter has ever done anything so useful in her entire life.
Posted by: stace at October 19, 2017 04:44 PM (daU4c)
Yup....Love me some Bandy the Rodeo Clown.
Moe Bandy that is.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 04:49 PM (nUkMr)
I actually have a BIL was a rodeo clown back in the day. He's had a least one knee or hip replacement done.
Clowning around can be a little rough.
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (iVOAv)
They used be able to make a head shot and bring someone down for good.
Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (nAp1e)
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)
When someone is killed in a terror attack, they're not a hero. They're a victim. When someone signs up to kill terrorists, or prevent them from killing civilians, that's a hero.
That's what they signed up for, but it still hurts when they die.
Why can't the muthafvckers on the left understand simple shit?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (EgwCt)
You threw down the gauntlet.
He picked it up and ran away with it. Now he has your gauntlet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (Mouru)
Maybe Bannon's on to something.
My own bet has been that China will implode within 15 years.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:50 PM (8rNrN)
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Ace, all we ask is that if you two do meet in the Octagon, you put it on PPV for us. That's all we ask.
And yes, if he is going to throw down insults, he should be willing to back them up.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (UoSKV)
I think he will from normal people (not media/Dems). Even if it unfolded as that idiot claims (which I don't believe), people understand that his heart was in the right place.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:51 PM (OD2ni)
It doesn't matter. He fights back and so does Kelly and others. Plus, it's read meat for all of us when he does so.
Fuck the media.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)
And the Libs continue to smear their own feces on themselves:
https://tinyurl.com/ya6da78p
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (nAp1e)
Oh. My. G-d.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (QC/4S)
Maybe Bannon's on to something.
My own bet has been that China will implode within 15 years.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (cAXIk)
I can make a case for either outcome at this point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)
162 Also, WTH is McCain nattering on about getting a
subpoena to force the Trump administration to disclose why we have
troops in Niger?
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (q8GYT)
Its the tumor taking over.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 04:43 PM (a0IVu)
Da toomah became self-aware at 4:32 pm, October 19th, 2017. At 5:18 pm, da toomah launched it's tweets.....
Posted by: Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Resistance Infiltrator at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (eXA4G)
Is China's Xi a xi or a xer?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)
that's what I was thinking. Well, not PPV. But in a gym, with a ref, etc.
but he just wasn't interested. He continued calling out "Coward!" as he ran away.
Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
By ERIC SCHMITT and SCOTT SAYAREFEB. 22, 2013
nyt's
Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (FKrah)
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It's just that the 99% make the 1% look bad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (HgD8o)
https://tinyurl.com/ya6da78p
Ah, Hillary's campaign people jumping into the fray.
Isn't it amazing how active they are, along with Trump's former staff?
Remember when the losers and the previous POTUSs used to not wage war like this? Decorum, dignity, peaceful transfer of power and all that...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
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Worth the trip to the munu.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (rjrh3)
And this bitch just used the death of Kelly's son to attack him
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (iVOAv)
There is no low to which they will not sink
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:56 PM (493sH)
Not to mention that this whole throwing insults things is what transgendered boys and mean girls do. Actual Men don't do a lot of talking in these situations; they just do the thumpings.
It reminds me of what an older friend told me at a younger age, where I had been doing some foolish stuff. He said "boy, you should know there's a way boys fight, and there's a way men fight. When men fight, it don't last long and only one walks away."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:56 PM (k1TUh)
She made a couple cursory "more money for dem programs" speeches and won of course with 90+% like always.
Posted by: brak at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (WjCgM)
That's not going to change, and it's not going to go away. Best to scorch the earth every time they try it.
I agree.
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Make them gun shy to even attempt it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (kWQPe)
And this bitch just used the death of Kelly's son to attack him
Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (O2RFr)
Ah, Joy Reid. With the neck rolls. Lovely woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: NativeNH at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (ugMQG)
but he just wasn't interested. He continued calling out "Coward!" as he ran away.
Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
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Well, if he ever mans up, and you don't want to put it on PPV, at least let JJ Sefton or CBD or someone in there with their phone to livestream it for us. You can wear a mask or something if you want.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (UoSKV)
The mood is in a horde, it seems.
Must be the weather.
I should be somewhere else, someplace safe. It isn't safe here.
Tempers are getting heated, lines drawn in the sand. Next thing you know, a convoy of black suburbans driven by men with no necks break down your door.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (m9X4Y)
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that is an insult to white-knighting bootlicking pussies.
He is far far worse than y'all give him credit.
Posted by: simplemind at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (6T8du)
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (UoSKV)
Colander face mask. And assless chaps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (q8GYT)
He's a petty, vindictive, vile twat. And those are his good qualities
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (rjrh3)
"Da toomah became self-aware at 4:32 pm, October 19th, 2017. At 5:18 pm, da toomah launched it's tweets....."
ROFLMAO!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: NativeNH at October 19, 2017 04:57 PM (ugMQG)
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Listen to the whole thing if you can; it's 18 minutes. And don't stop until the very end - as he is about to walk off the stage, he has some great last words.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (UoSKV)
Blind pig and acorn. That's actually something I've been wondering. Why do we have troops in half the third-world shitholes where we have them?
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
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Does she really? How does she think it got there?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (ylUqT)
Because he's an effing disgrace. I don't give a shit about his service 50 years ago.
Now McCain wants to tell the press what we are doing in Niger? How is it possible McCain served? And was he on the intelligence committee?
He should know this is ridiculous to announce "what American military are doing in Niger'
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (U+nHb)
Yep to both. Never thought I'd live to see the day; but I always had hope that when the democratization of the Internet blossomed, it would happen. And we have yet to reach Peak Stupid, so their lamentations will get worse.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
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what?
I feel like I've been coming here for a LONG time and it turns out ACE sock puppets?
that blows my mind. Isn't there a duty to let us know the main-blogger is being celver in the comments?
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (RDd1I)
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Which parts did he like? The part where W lectures us that supremacist beliefs are wrong -- but only if they come from white people? Mr. "Islam is a religion of peace" forgot to mention that Islam is also a supremacist ideology. But that's okay, and it makes perfect sense to import millions more muslims into the U.S., because even though they hold supremacist beliefs, at least they're not icky white people, right George?
Or how about when W lectures us that what makes people "Americans" is their embrace of high ideals and civic responsibility? Pretty hard to square that claim with W's years-long insistence that we owe amnesty to millions of illegal aliens who have deliberately and persistently rejected our most cherished ideals -- like the rule of law -- and shunned even the most basic civic responsibilities, such as not stealing other Americans' identities, not stealing other Americans' votes, not lying and cheating and claiming taxpayer-funded benefits to which they are not entitled. But again, it's all okay, so long as they're not icky white people!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 05:00 PM (BXf9o)
whoopsidoosie
Posted by: ace at October 19, 2017 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
OUCH!! Dammit...
Do you have any idea just how much it hurts to have a Ritz cracker forcibly ejected through your nose?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 05:00 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at October 19, 2017 05:00 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2017 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:00 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 04:58 PM (rjrh3)
Yes. That's correct. Seems like CNN's management would be concerned, doesn't it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:00 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (Enq6K)
Imagine being such a partisan shill like Joy Reid. Having to change your positions daily depending on my team/your team. Must be miserable.
Some of the best digs at Joy were post-election from Bernie Bros. like Michael Tracey and David Sirota. They were merciless when she tried to blame them for Hillary's loss.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 04:59 PM (RDd1I)
OMG.
Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 04:53 PM (cAXIk)
Yup...they will be eating each other just like the 20's and 30's.
China. Paper tiger with too many people to feed, house and employ.
Maybe we can have a few hundred million come over and stay.
W said it would be ok, and I believe him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (nUkMr)
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You read it perfectly
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (nAp1e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (iVOAv)
There is no low to which they will not sink
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:56 PM (493sH)
Damn. These people are filled with so much hate. So much delusional hate. They all need help.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (iVOAv)
FBN replaying the presser now.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (Enq6K)
Thanks! *grabs more tissues*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (PY9jH)
The fact that the sub-moron Wilson claimed that she has a recording of a conversation that never happened and that now that she was called out on it cannot produce it should cause her to slink away on the same trail of slime she slithered in on.
Should.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)
When men fight, it don't last long and only one walks away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 04:56 PM (k1TUh)
Good point. I think that's why I was trying to convince -- and I suspect I did - for Ace to work out on the heavy bag.
At first it looks like nothing. Then you pound away for 60 seconds (much longer then the average fist fight) and you want to die. Not some polite dancing around, nothing but pounding away at the midsection of a theoretical opponent. You need to get to the point where you pound away for three minutes without breaking a sweat.
It invokes a confidence that the opposition can feel. It's like a visible aura around you. They walk away muttering.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (WmgTn)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (8rNrN)
Is it me, or does this latent sockpuppet make that story fucking hilarious?
Of all the words I would use to describe Shep Smith, 'latent' isn't one of them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:03 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
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Does she really? How does she think it got there?"
When she was younger, she remembers seeing Neil Armstrong plant it there on TV. Seriously, that's what she thought.
Moon, Mars, Munchkinland, those M-words are all the same to her.
And to top it off, this is the woman who represents Clear Lake, where NASA is based.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:03 PM (k1TUh)
Wasn't there some liberal idiot on twitter a few years back who challenged an ex-marine to a fight in the Octagon?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:03 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:04 PM (RDd1I)
War on Terrorism. We go where the terrorist organizations are forming.
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:04 PM (Q0dwZ)
This whole episode was a combination of that idiot congresswoman's stab at glory plus a too-easy shot at making Trump look bad for minorities. Too many minorities voted for and support Trump, they need to attack that or it will be more next election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:05 PM (nAp1e)
Wasn't there some liberal idiot on twitter a few years back who challenged an ex-marine to a fight in the Octagon?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:03 PM (/qEW2)
Wasn't that within the last year? And wasn't it a case that the dumbass issued an open challenge and a Marine with MMA experience said he'd do it.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:03 PM (/qEW2)
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Yes, I think it was this summer. Ace wrote about it.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:05 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:05 PM (pL6Vz)
I watched every second of it.
But, I think it's important (Although the press won't get it) the press know that General Kelly has skin in this game. And has for a long time.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 05:05 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:06 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:06 PM (RDd1I)
I believe it's in the Constitution.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:06 PM (/tuJf)
Wilson on House floor talking about naming the building for the FBI agents. She says essentially about them what she claims Trump said on the call.
Watch from 4:11 to 5:24
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2017 05:06 PM (pMGkg)
239 Brought me to years, especially the realization of just how much of the formerly sacred and dignified the has destroyed since my childhood of a mere 50 years ago.
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2017 04:55 PM (HgD8o)
*math math math*
But aren't you only 29 years old???
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 05:07 PM (eXA4G)
I watched every second of it.
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Were you wearing your moonbat glasses?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2017 05:07 PM (ASGHc)
This whole episode was a combination of that idiot congresswoman's stab at glory plus a too-easy shot at making Trump look bad for minorities. Too many minorities voted for and support Trump, they need to attack that or it will be more next election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)
This is exactly what wakes people up. Everyone can see through this stuff - it's not complicated and it goes to the gut instinct. Trump gained more votes after this appalling display from the Dems/liberal Media. Sick people.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 05:05 PM (U+nHb)
Phrasing!
Posted by: Triple H at October 19, 2017 05:08 PM (6U3DW)
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And when he finds out it's because Obama sent them there, what then?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 05:08 PM (BXf9o)
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well, as fucking W would say, all that is sacred about america is the future 3rd worlders we'll be paying for once they tap toes on our magic soil.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:08 PM (RDd1I)
They need something but help was not what I had in mind
Posted by: Mac Sog at October 19, 2017 05:08 PM (czkHE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 19, 2017 05:08 PM (89T5c)
I believe it's in the Constitution.
Posted by: JackStraw
+++++++++
dude that's like only a 55 year old thing
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
When she was younger, she remembers seeing Neil Armstrong plant it there on TV. Seriously, that's what she thought.
Joey Biden: Yeah, that happened right after FDR went on TV to talk about the Depression
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2017 05:07 PM (ASGHc)
yup, it showed just how bad the state of America is right now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (fceHP)
Oh, I know, it's that black Democratium that covers the issue, but still.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (GVfr/)
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:04 PM (Q0dwZ)
I'd prefer we send drones to where the terrorist organizations are forming. I know casualties are inevitable in war, I just hate to see brave young men die unnecessarily.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (tu3iY)
I watched every second of it.
But, I think it's important (Although the press won't get it) the press know that General Kelly has skin in this game. And has for a long time.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 05:05 PM (U+nHb)
I don't know. We'll have to wait until Arbiter of Truth in the Spoken Word, Beta Banana Boy determines if the 8th sentence in his 18th paragraph can be taken as an attack or not.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:05 P
"Anything" = telling the cold, hard bitter truth about a sick, demented goniffing congresswoman.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 04:52 PM (iVOAv)
There is no low to which they will not sink
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2017 04:56 PM (493sH)
Damn. These people are filled with so much hate. So much delusional hate. They all need help.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:01 PM (fceHP)
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They have to say something because they just took two torpedoes broadside. It was a fatal blow by Kelly.
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (G0vdT)
Xe looks like Michael Jackson if Jackson had lived a few more decades and had been more butch and manly.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans amepesands at the present time) at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (PY9jH)
https://twitter.com/matthewjdowd/status/921118056285425671
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (ylUqT)
Yeah it was one of the guys from that buzzfeed-style sports site that was asinine. He got a lot of flack over it and he went berserk screaming about meeting anyone in the octagon and he'd demolish them.
Then an MMA guy said "OK say when"
And he vanished. He's on freaking milk cartons now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (Sfs6o)
I believe it's in the Constitution.
The Constitution states the main-blogger's duty is to be clever in the post. Anything WRT clever comments is a damnable emanating penumbra of a lie.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (H8S+R)
China. Paper tiger with too many people to feed, house and employ.
Maybe we can have a few hundred million come over and stay.
W said it would be ok, and I believe him.
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By his logic, they're Americans, so why not?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (PY9jH)
he's paid to read the Dems talking points
I don't believe he believes half the crap he says anymore.
he just wouldn't have a job
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (fceHP)
And Wilson is so clueless that she doesn't even realize that before, Kelly was just defending Trump. Now she has incentivised Kelly to defend his own personal honor, and the honor of his family.
Probably means nothing to her, which is why she can't grasp it. But Kelly is a Marine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (k1TUh)
OMG. Switched over to The Five, and Juan is agreeing with Sparkly Cowgirl's story.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (PY9jH)
That guy is utterly contemptible.... his smarm is right up there with Bill Kristol...
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (WSlfz)
Prediction: Some piece of crap will compare John Kelly to cindy sheehan.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (s6l8t)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (mcI77)
OMG. Switched over to The Five, and Juan is agreeing with Sparkly Cowgirl's story.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (PY9jH)
Thank you for not maligning the retarded.
Posted by: Corky u blah dee u blah dah at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (EgwCt)
I don't think I can watch or listen to Kelly; I'll cry. I'm so angry. Stupid resistance. Stupid craven politicians. Buzzards for news people. Old presidents either saying deep state lines or meddling behind the scenes to take America down. NFL players that are disrespectful to those who died b/c they need to virtue-signal.
So sad. So angry.
Joy Reid must be a despicable person. I hope the rest of congress & media find some shred of respect within themselves &'don't follow suit.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (Z8+SR)
When celebrity conservatives say the comments at Ace's are funny, they may be talking about Ace.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2017 05:11 PM (U+nHb)
Air Force philosophy. You gotta have boots on the ground, to do the job right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)
But but but violence doesn't solve anything so we have a zero tolerance policy so it doesn't matter that Timmy hit that kid because the kid was beating the ever living hell out of Timmy first!
It's true that Violence never solves anything .... if used in insufficient quantity. Every Honey Badger knows that. Ask any cobra (be sure to do so before I get there, kinda hungry)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (Y5ToW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (PY9jH)
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Jane, Jane, I'm doing this for your own good:
Turn off the tv. That's right. Now hand me the remote, nice and easy now. That's it, just hand it right over. Good girl.
Now pour yourself a glass of wine and enjoy the quiet.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (/qEW2)
Second look at curling?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (sGtp+)
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I guess telling calculated lies in a sense is being careful.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2017 05:13 PM (nILVB)
God knows they're not talking about me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)
General Kelly was comfortably retired. The last thing he "needed" was a job at the WH.
He's a patriot. That's the only reason he's there.
She needs a bag of dicks, stat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:13 PM (PY9jH)
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And when he finds out it's because Obama sent them there, what then?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 05:08 PM
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I go dark again, until it's time to strike again.
Posted by: Da Tumah at October 19, 2017 05:13 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (Sfs6o)
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Some pointers, yes, but most importantly my plastic spork shiv.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:13 PM (UoSKV)
The fact that the sub-moron Wilson claimed that she has a recording of a conversation that never happened and that now that she was called out on it cannot produce it should cause her to slink away on the same trail of slime she slithered in on.
Should.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)
So now I'm wondering where Wilson was when she made this "recording", and more importantly, what are the state laws for recording a phone conversation. Because that sure sounds like a violation of law in several states, where you are required to get the consent of ALL parties to the conversation to begin recording.
And as a 3rd party not participating in the call, I imagine that there are even more restrictions.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Niger won't allow armed drones by foreign troops. Part of their sovereignty agreement.
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (Q0dwZ)
Because of course. The last time he had an original, independent thought will be his first.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (H8S+R)
--that comes from experience.
and experience comes from being trolled by the blog owner. (Or politicians who make great speeches, or a boss who keeps telling you that you are management material and will one-day be a shift manager as if being a manager is a good thing.)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (m9X4Y)
Second look at curling?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (sGtp+)
As I have stated, women's curling, in beach volleyball attire.... a surefire money maker.....
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (pL6Vz)
China. Paper tiger with too many people to feed, house and employ.
Maybe we can have a few hundred million come over and stay.
W said it would be ok, and I believe him.
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By his logic, they're Americans, so why not?
*********
America's like this old-school YMCA where anyone can just come on in and get a room and a meal. just watch out for the trannies in the bathroom.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:13 PM (UoSKV)
*Looks at a spork*
So is three or one?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (z/Ubi)
on Youtube;
http://tinyurl.com/y8myabk7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (iVOAv)
thanks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: vinnymotto at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (+0t2Z)
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (Enq6K)
Watching Greg smack down Juan is worth it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:15 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 05:10 PM (Sfs6o)
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Some pointers, yes, but most importantly my plastic spork shiv.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:13 PM (UoSKV)
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That's very kind of you. I know,the one made out of the spork handle is your favorite.
Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 05:15 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
I would love to see Gen. Kelly & Gen. Mattis take these weenies out behind the barn and issue some real body blows. Hilarity would ensure.
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2017 05:15 PM (oiNtH)
He's like a slave.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:15 PM (/tuJf)
If he wanted to criticize Trump, why not months ago.
The timing of his doing so suggests at Bush & Co is part of this. Am I right?
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 05:15 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (z/Ubi)
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Yes, buzzzzzzzzzion.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:15 PM (UoSKV)
Second look at curling?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2017 05:12 PM (sGtp+)
Women's topless with dildo handled sweeps.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 05:15 PM (mcI77)
Ha ha!
Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:16 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:16 PM (PY9jH)
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You're imagining it. They all have zero shame.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2017 05:16 PM (nILVB)
And suddenly, they just got pwned on live TV and they know it, and they know there's nothing they can do about it, and all they have got is rage, rage, kick the dog throw some shit at the cat rage. It's like watching Snidely Whiplash boil, saying "CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!!" or Cruella DeVille once she realizes that all of the Dalmatians have finally gotten away from her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:17 PM (k1TUh)
Wilson might have hearse-chased the poor mother and turned her into a Cindy Sheehan by playing off of her grief and coercing her to let her listen in and record the call.
If that is the case, she's truly a loathsome ghoul.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:17 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
If he wanted to personally insult her he probably would have used her name. Everybody knew who he was talking about, but no name.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:17 PM (iVOAv)
Weird.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (Q0dwZ)
Then let them deal with their terrorists themselves. Or not.
Anyway, it's more than 10 miles from my house so why should I care?
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (tu3iY)
Donald Trump has John Kelly as Chief of Staff.
Kelly stomps on Frederica Wilson's Howdy Doody cowboy hat.
End of discussion.
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (5yNCI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)
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Yeah, he was careful not to talk to them or get too close to them, mainly because he shared the feelings of his SoS and butt-buddy John Horseface Kerry, that only stupid people who couldn't get into college ended up joining the military and dying in places like Iraq and Afghanistan.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (BXf9o)
Now, I need to go make some little dolls I can stick pins in.
Really what I should do is write a note to General Kelly. But I'd feel foolish. Insomniac, you write the note. You are good with words & can be all professional & stuff.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (Z8+SR)
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Salesman at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (89T5c)
A House Slave, admittedly, and an intellectual compared to the CBC members. At least he can (apparently) read and write, but I think that's where any actual education stopped for him. I doubt he ever made it to numbers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 19, 2017 05:14 PM (ylUqT)
exactly
he wouldn't have a job
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (fceHP)
No.
They're insane.
Just record them.
Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (wqVha)
Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (wqVha)
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Next up in the Atlantic: Hurricane La'Quinishonique Johnson
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (BXf9o)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (k1TUh)
I hear kbdabear will soon be featuring the be- and vagazzled cowgirl Frederica Wilson in one of his compliance pic sets.
You're welcome for that image. Aunt Esther in a cowboy hat. And I'd take her over Frederica, I think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (8O3HH)
He's a patriot. That's the only reason he's there
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I want to believe that, but I can't. there is this thing called 'double dipping'; drawing a fat pension, and holding a government job that pays a fat salary, and also guarantees yet another fat pension on top of the pension he's already getting.
If he was a patriot, he would do the job for a $1 salary and an expense account and still would load up the expense account with a luxury life style.
The cynic won't let me believe anything anyone in government says no matter how patriotic they sound. I fell for that one a long time ago, and I'm not making that same mistake a third time.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (m9X4Y)
I never feel sorry for someone who has sold their soul and humanity for money. Never.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (Z8+SR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (lu7p1)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (RDd1I)
He's a patriot not a martyr.
Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (WSlfz)
Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (q177U)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (QjT0p)
I don't believe either of those apply to Congresswoman Mia Love.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Nyyc4)
If he was a patriot, he would do the job for a $1 salary and an expense account and still would load up the expense account with a luxury life style.
The cynic won't let me believe anything anyone in government says no matter how patriotic they sound. I fell for that one a long time ago, and I'm not making that same mistake a third time.
Are you aware that "double dipping" has been gone for decades? Also, I don't know how poor you are but there are no "fat" government pensions for the military and even if there were, they deserve every fucking penny.
How dare you.
And no, he doesn't have to work for nothing because he has his retirement pay which wouldn't even house him in the DC metro by itself.
I love people who have some fairy tale idea of what living here and working here is like, what his long years of service entailed and how valuable his expertise is.
Disgusting.
Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (wqVha)
He's a patriot not a martyr.
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Well we do have a free market economy, and you have to pay top dollar to get good talent, and the market for talent at that level is pretty thin.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (m9X4Y)
I don't know of any pension plan that doesn't require a minimum number of years of service before consideration for admittance.
Even for a former employer.
If there is... it should be shot from orbit.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: AnnaS at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (FTf+m)
Are you kidding me with this? The job he took is one of the most stressful & thankless jobs there is, in normal times. Working for Trump, who is mercurial, and the competing agendas in the White House, and the rabid, crazy press, is a job very few people would want, except for reasons outside their own personal agenda.
I don't care what he is getting paid. It is not enough.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (Z8+SR)
Kelly is using his son's death for political gain.
But Mama and Papa Kahn weren't.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM
try being a wage slave all your life and living just above the poverty level all your life because you are an honest person of principle. Try being disgusted at that, where good average people do what they are told and are screwed over all their life.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at October 19, 2017 05:32 PM (JZJ9v)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (RDd1I)
There's a whole school of low informaton blatherers who didn't spend 46 years in the military and become an expert in many fields who are like leftists eating at the 'jealousy' banquet.
"Fat" pension my ass.
Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (wqVha)
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (5yNCI)
Oh, and the posse contains a former Marine and a former submariner, who both put themselves in harm's way. They should know better, and yet...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:09 PM (PY9jH)"
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He only spouts what he is programmed to say. So predictable, not worth watching.
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (r6Y2i)
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and it is a damn shame that these fine words failed to prevent the destruction of the United States of America at the hands of people who believe in a poisonous political ideology dedicated to the destruction of this great nation; an ideology vehemently opposed by the man who spoke those words.
Irony, it seems, knows no boundaries.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I thought "Ex-" meant kicked out and "Former" meant honorably discharged or retired.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (m9X4Y)
You don't think the military are "wage slaves?" You think they work, fight, move all over the world, live in appalling conditions, risk their lives, get separated from their families, lose their hearing, incur injury, and everything else that goes with that because they don't need to make a living?????
You are jealous that this guy who got a low draft number and enlisted during the war and then was picked for officer's candidate school because he was bright and dedicated is somehow getting one off on you??
If you hated your life, you could have changed it. Hating others for having drive and ambition is what leftists do.
Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (wqVha)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I thought Murtha was designated an "ex-marine".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM
You have no clue.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Lightning at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (ANFw0)
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:13 PM (UoSKV)
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Pro tips from tha joint.
Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (Kz9dH)
Did he say it first or in rebuttal?
Posted by: Lightning at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (ANFw0)
I believe some reporter asked him in The Rose Garden yesterday if the White House had contacted the families
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 05:02 PM (EgwCt)
I work the heavy bag a great deal, practicing combinations and punch/move techniques. Best workout in the world.
That poor armless bastard doesn't stand a chance.
Posted by: troyriser at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (Fw5cQ)
on Youtube;
http://tinyurl.com/y8myabk7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke<<<
Thanks for the link. Didn't have time to look.
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (m9X4Y)
Get a hold of your jealousy, it will eat you alive.
Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (wqVha)
In Miss congeniality 3, Sandra Bullock would only be allowed to punch Nazis.
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (5E3b3)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (evgyj)
296 Actual point of order: No such thing as an ex-Marine. Former Marine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I thought Murtha was designated an "ex-marine".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (qJtVm)
We do call some who have dishonored the Marine Corps ex-Marines. Lee Harvey Oswald, Charles Whitman and Clayton Lonetree are three very specific ex-Marines, a lot of us were very disappointed in Senator Murtha's comments about Haditha and his declaration that the Marines were cold-blooded murderers, which was beyond the pale but he didn't officially become an "ex-Marine" though he certainly deserved it. Too bad he did not live long enough to see none of those Marines convicted of murder, and all of their manslaughter convictions overturned. May Murtha rot in hell.
Regarding General Kelly, 4 days after his son was killed he told a story about 2 young Marines who died stopping a truckborne, suicide, IED at the gate of their FOB near Ramadi in Iraq. It is titled 6 seconds. 6 seconds from when the truck came into view before they gave their lives shooting every round they could into the cab. 6 seconds while the Marines and Iraqi Security Forces inside the FOB had no idea what was coming, 6 seconds that allowed the Iraqi's on guard to run to safety. 6 seconds, those Marines stood, unflinching, facing their mortal end and did their duty, and gave their last full measure, for their God, their Nation, their Corps and the ones they loved; their families at home and deployed with them.General Kelly could have bemoaned the loss of his son, he could have blamed the US, blamed Obama, hated God and hated the Marine Corps as he put on his dress blue uniform and buried his son, wearing his own dress blues. He did not, he honored his son and all who have served and gave their lives. Semper Fidelis.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 19, 2017 07:04 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: vivi at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (11H2y)
So the fact that this young man was killed was on OBlowMe.
Posted by: Beverly at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (ua5NM)
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