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Fusion GPS Officials Plead the Fifth Rather Than Answer Who Paid for the Trump Dossier
The Salon Hot 25 applauds their brave stance in favor of the First and Fifth Amendments.
Actually, they refused to answer any questions -- but it seems that it's the identity of the patron of the PeePeeParty Dossier that's the secret they're most keen to protect.Two top officials with Fusion GPS, the company responsible for the creation of the so-called "Trump dossier," appeared before the House Intelligence Committee on Wednesday, but invoked their Fifth Amendment rights and didn't answer questions, according to a lawyer who represents them. Peter Fritsch and Thomas Catan, two partners in Fusion GPS, presented themselves to the committee to satisfy a subpoena, but went no further, as was expected. ... Fusion's lawyer, Josh Levy, called the use of a subpoena an "indignity." "This disparate treatment is an abuse of power and unethical," Levy continued in a statement. "Nor is it a necessary tool for Congress to use in order to obtain information. Even the Senate Watergate Committee spared witnesses this indignity."If the DOJ grants them use immunity (that nothing they say can be used against them in court), then this dodgy claim of the Fifth Amendment is taken away from them, and they can be put in jail on contempt for refusing to answer further.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 07:45 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 07:46 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 07:46 PM (14URa)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 07:47 PM (giT7q)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 07:48 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2017 07:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 07:48 PM (MWxbs)
creation of the so-called "Trump dossier," appeared before the House
Intelligence Committee on Wednesday, but invoked their Fifth Amendment
rights and didn't answer questions, according to a lawyer who represents
them.
.
.
.Called this a month ago.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 18, 2017 07:48 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 07:48 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Willi Cicci at October 18, 2017 07:49 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 07:49 PM (14URa)
And if anyone is behind this other than the DNC, I will eat my left shoe on national television.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2017 07:49 PM (XrCyE)
Which means it's democrats, which means there are life threatening issues.
Posted by: jwb7605 at October 18, 2017 07:49 PM (DofIg)
Yeah. That's convincing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 07:50 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: ThePatriot at October 18, 2017 07:50 PM (uqAtA)
I can't remember his name......
Oh Yeah! Rip Van Sessions.
He may need to shave first though. If he wakes up that is.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 07:51 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 07:51 PM (giT7q)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 07:51 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 18, 2017 07:51 PM (Wtll+)
Soros
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2017 07:51 PM (GjigR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)
And if anyone is behind this other than the DNC, I will eat my left shoe on national television.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2017 07:49 PM (XrCyE)
That's one way to get your 15 minutes of fame!
Actually, these days you will have to do it on YouTube and tweet it out. Not so many watch national television any more.
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (FKrah)
Hahahahah
Posted by: piles of dogsh*t at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (ZNNCe)
so what happens after pleading the 5th?
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 07:51 PM (FKrah)They collect their lovely parting gifts and go on to a lucrative consulting/lobbying gig.
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (14URa)
hillary embarassed
hollywood has been knee capped
mueller took hillary's unranium bribes
obama knew
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (RDd1I)
Seems like I heard !Jeb!'s name bandied about long ago.
I wouldn't be surprised if some Republican't is behind it. Or a group of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (tRaq7)
What law are they accused of breaking, that they would have to plead the 5th?
The 5th only shelters you from LEGAL jeopardy... not for hits to your reputation or politics...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 18, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 07:53 PM (MWxbs)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: freaked at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Kerry at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (sbanZ)
On the grounds that this clearly violates the Confrontation Clause, they case should be thrown out.
Posted by: gastorgrab at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (u6OFe)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (MWxbs)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 18, 2017 07:51 PM (giT7q)
They should send each other their coordinates and meet up.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (ABjxW)
Peaches, I too am a circus peanuts fan but I don't buy them because...I will eat them. Kinda like donuts...I cannot be around them.
5-0 Yankees.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (12Vsr)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (HgMAr)
We go home to our mansions on the hill, look in a mirror and say "i'm important! i'm a somebody!
Posted by: piles of dogsh*t at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: freaked at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (UdKB7)
Damn... wish I'd known that one Great Trick!
Posted by: Scooter Libby at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (NgKpN)
"Yes, Senator."
"Good enough for me!!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 18, 2017 07:55 PM (ZNNCe)
On the grounds that this clearly violates the Confrontation Clause, they case should be thrown out.
Yes. Also, one could analogize the questioning to the billeting of troops in one's home, so that puts the 3rd Amendment in play.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 07:56 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: navybrat at October 18, 2017 07:56 PM (w7KSn)
That's just the Swamp Things who think that.
The rest of us go, "OK, what are they hiding? Must be sumpthin' really good."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 07:56 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 18, 2017 07:56 PM (1YEOU)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 07:56 PM (MWxbs)
++++
Now, what might that mean? I know that for some damn reason, when a witness is going to take the 5th, the committee sometimes allows the witness's lawyer to make that assertion behind the scenes and the witness is spared the "indignity" of publicly taking the 5th. But, that's just a nicety. It produces the same amount of info: fuck all, as the Brits would say.
So what are these alternate tools to get the info? Tune into CNN and find out what the anonymous sources are saying?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2017 07:56 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 07:56 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 07:57 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 07:57 PM (mJ8mX)
And he supports trump?
Isn't that like an oxymoromn?
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 07:57 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 07:57 PM (FKrah)
No, he didn't.
And, WTF is with Power using the "Mom that pot in the dresser belongs to a friend, it's not mine!" excuse regarding the unmasking requests?
In the words of John McEnroe: You canNOT be serious!
Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 18, 2017 07:57 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2017 07:57 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at October 18, 2017 07:57 PM (79p/O)
What law are they accused of breaking, that they would have to plead the 5th?
The 5th only shelters you from LEGAL jeopardy... not for hits to your reputation or politics...
.
.
.The issue is they knew they were breaking campaign finance laws when they got paid by the DNC or hillary/obama/FBI to invent this dossier.
You don't have to be actually accused of breaking a law to invoke your 5th amendment rights, you just have to know what you did was illegal.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 18, 2017 07:58 PM (+Dllb)
"This disparate treatment is an abuse of power and unethical," Levy continued in a statement. "Nor is it a necessary tool for Congress to use in order to obtain information. Even the Senate Watergate Committee spared witnesses this indignity."
Awwww, are your wittle fewlings hurt? Do you need yew wittle safe space & crayons? Is the big meanie goverment a big badie wolf?
Here is yew wittle baggie of circus peanuts.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 07:58 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)
That's just the Swamp Things who think that.
The rest of us go, "OK, what are they hiding? Must be sumpthin' really good."
++++++++++++++++
only when democrat.
Even worse than the 5th is the fucking lie abotu "i caint recall nuthin, senator." Bullshit, you're lying and committing perjury.
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 07:58 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 07:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 07:58 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Josh Levy: Pre Law at October 18, 2017 07:58 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 07:59 PM (ABjxW)
Yes, yes this is all very interesting, but what about the hacked butt plug?
http://tinyurl.com/ycpmb9p7
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2017 07:59 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 07:59 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 07:59 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 08:00 PM (RDd1I)
Isn't that a normal tool to compel someone to appear?
I mean I would hate to get one, but if I got served and was dumb enough to accept it, I'd go.
At the very least I'd fill my pockets with Circus Peanuts so I can fill that tray at the metal detector with them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2017 08:00 PM (gC2IV)
Who cares about Olbermann?
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:00 PM (ABjxW)
I was surprised she didn't try the "Dindo nuthin" defense first.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:00 PM (xq6Dg)
I am very disappointed!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2017 08:00 PM (GjigR)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:00 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 07:59 PM (ABjxW)
Now this is an indignity.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at October 18, 2017 08:01 PM (79p/O)
Isn't that a normal tool to compel someone to appear?
I mean I would hate to get one, but if I got served and was dumb enough to accept it, I'd go.
At the very least I'd fill my pockets with Circus Peanuts so I can fill that tray at the metal detector with them.
.
.
.And make sure they were smashed and covered in pocket lint and have a penny stuck to one.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 18, 2017 08:01 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:01 PM (ABjxW)
I thought that was an individuals right.
A company has no 5th amendment rights. However, since the individuals who acted for the company do, as long as they face possible prosecution for participating in the criminal acts, they can assert the 5th amendment. If a prosecutor wants to get at the company, he either has to find evidence elsewhere or give use immunity to one or more employees who will implicate the company.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:02 PM (xq6Dg)
Are those the sugar candy multi color dots that are on paper? Do they even make those anymore?
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:02 PM (HayJi)
You are thinking of Nerds.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 08:03 PM (5ErNF)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:00 PM (4ErVI)
LMAO!
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 08:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2017 08:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:04 PM (FKrah)
You could cut someone's throat with it and the flavor lasted about two seconds.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:04 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 18, 2017 08:04 PM (1YEOU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:04 PM (xq6Dg)
You are thinking of Nerds.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 08:03 PM (5ErNF)
Nope, it was Neccos, although I never knew they had a name. And I didn't even know they still made them.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:04 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 18, 2017 08:05 PM (3myMJ)
Sounds like microdot acid. Or so I've heard...
Which is what these Congresscritters must be doing if they expect anyone to actually believe they're getting anything accomplished besides getting their gigantic ego stroked on the telly.
No arrests = nothing getting done.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 08:05 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:05 PM (FKrah)
I've only got a pint. Will that do?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:04 PM (xq6Dg)
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Long as it's in a paper bag!
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)
Are those the sugar candy multi color dots that are on paper? Do they even make those anymore?
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:02 PM (HayJi)
They sell them next to the cap gun rolls. You can actually use them interchangeably.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:05 PM (ABjxW)
HAHAHAHAHA! That is HILARIOUS!
No, what they need to do is grant blanket immunity beforehand. Then they can just refuse to appear, and nothing can happen to them.
It's science!
Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2017 08:05 PM (jHrzU)
You are thinking of Nerds.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 08:03 PM (5ErNF)
Nerds are the little tiny super-sweet (or sour) candies that come in a little box. Kind of look like candy colored rice crispies
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 08:06 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 08:06 PM (5ErNF)
just saying. all others are just inferior.
This is absolutely correct.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:06 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 18, 2017 08:06 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:06 PM (zLDYs)
Sorry to threadjack, but one of the things that enrages me about the whole TWC scandal is that Harv actually had an "above the law" standard about SH written into his contract. I'd like to see the EEOC go after companies that try to get away with that bullshit.
If Nerdy Ned can get fired for asking Busty Brenda for a date, why not Harv?
(Okay, now everybody explain to me how (a) I'm hopeless, (b) will obviously never be a CEO and (c) don't get the power dynamics between men and women.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:06 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 08:07 PM (nUkMr)
Unfortunately they named it "PIS"and it didn't take off for some strange reason... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:07 PM (eMKNe)
91 >>Are those the sugar candy multi color dots that are on paper? Do they even make those anymore?
You are thinking of Nerds.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 08:03 PM (5ErNF)
Nope, it was Neccos, although I never knew they had a name. And I didn't even know they still made them.
.
.
.No Neccos are the thin wafer sugar candy packed in a roll.
The things on the paper were called candy buttons.
Both are still made.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 18, 2017 08:07 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:07 PM (79p/O)
Cicero amen! nods
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (FKrah)
I bought a box of Boston Baked Beans a few days ago.
They're not beans.
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)No way, they still make those? Wow.
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (14URa)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (1YEOU)
Truly, someone who has invented a story about hookers peeing on a bed (or Trump? I have no idea) deserves to be treated with dignity.
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (YXJ+5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (ANIFC)
They're not beans.
Nor baked, nor from Boston.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (xq6Dg)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (VWjLE)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:09 PM (QC/4S)
I remember the Sky Bar. Last had one around 15 years ago.
Damn, I sound like an old fart.
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2017 08:09 PM (cHbmY)
They're not beans.
Nor baked, nor from Boston.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (Mouru)
You can make chili with them though, but you need to add carrots.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:09 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:09 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 08:09 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)No way, they still make those? Wow.
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:08 PM (14URa)
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Yep. And you can probably get a 12 pound box of them at WalMart for $5.98!
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (Kwhm/)
Oh, let's do this. The subpoena is an indignity...ha! You're an indignity sir. Getting all huffy & puffy like you are some paragon of virtue. What a wanker.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (HayJi)
just saying. all others are just inferior.
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:05 PM (FKrah)
Yup....the best. Cashews come in a close second.
Brazil nuts are the worst.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 07:52 PM (FKrah)
Unregistered foreign agent if they took foreign money.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (IWbvi)
I could see that. After all, name one other nut that gets made into a flavor of ice cream.
WALNUT ice cream? Nope.
BRAZIL NUT ice cream? Don't think so.
ALMOND ice cream? Keep trying.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (Mouru)
now I feel lied to and cheated
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:10 PM (FKrah)
That is all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
THIS!
Peaches got this whole candy thing rolling with the purchase of the notorious Circus Peanuts.
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:11 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:11 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:11 PM (14URa)
Katzenberg is deeply sorry for... something. he never said anything like this, he says, and never would; but he apologizes anyway.
that is some hilarious pandering right there.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 08:11 PM (MWxbs)
"The Sky Bar has become difficult to find, but it is still produced by Necco and can be found in certain stores - especially in New England, at Cracker Barrel and old fashioned candy stores on the Internet, as well as being available in bulk through Amazon."
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2017 08:11 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:11 PM (zOpu5)
McCain and Lindsey Graham are involved with the dossier so it's a good bet that GOPe is elbow deep into this thing.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (FKrah)
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Plenty -
pecan ice cream
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Very Undude at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (Wtll+)Of course they are. Dems didn't care, they knew they had a winner. bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Monty Python at October 18, 2017 08:12 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:13 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:13 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: George Costanza at October 18, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 08:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: gNewt at October 18, 2017 08:13 PM (4fOMF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 08:13 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:14 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:14 PM (Sfs6o)
The things on the paper were called candy buttons.
Both are still made.
Oh, yeah. I did not like the Neccos. They had a bite to them I didn't enjoy. I liked the candy buttons. They were pretty & it felt like you were getting a lot of candy. Though usually ya got some paper in your mouth too.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:14 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:14 PM (FKrah)
I'll guess her weight
Posted by: the Macc Lads at October 18, 2017 08:14 PM (MWxbs)
Posted by: Kreplach
Maybe that's why Ole Lindsey is changing his tune on healthcare. He knows McStain is circling the drain and he fears the future when Juan takes a dirt nap.
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:14 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Big Harve at October 18, 2017 08:14 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: goatexchange at October 18, 2017 08:14 PM (rtrIx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:13 PM (QC/4S)
Well, BUTTER pecan, then hell, you're halfway to Rocky Road already. Sorry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (1YEOU)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:11 PM
(14URa
Have to be roasted, don't eat them raw
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (QC/4S)
And there should be more than six peanuts in the mix.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: cfo mom at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (RfzVr)
They're not beans.
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)
And they're not from Boston. They do seem to be baked though whatever they are.
Neccos looked like mini urinal cakes and might actually have been.
Cashews are awesome but they aren't a nut (I think).
Peanuts you crack out of the shell are impossible to stop eating. I always had to eat them with the biggest bowl I had to hold the shells.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (4ErVI)
cream or fruit?
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (FKrah)
definitely! :-)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (14URa)
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:16 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
I'll show you indignity, whiny Fusion bitch.
Posted by: Your New Husband in PMITA Prison at October 18, 2017 08:16 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 08:16 PM (MWxbs)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: jsg at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (wqAlw)
"First, we start with 9000 tons of curdled petroleum drum scrapings...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (eMKNe)
Then again, I'm not some Hollywood big shot with starlets sitting on his face 24/7.
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lester at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (LfJIn)
And there should be more than six peanuts in the mix.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (O5Q3r)
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I'm pretty sure the decline of Western Civilization can be traced to the time when Cracker Jack became an f'n rip off.
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:18 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:18 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 08:18 PM (MWxbs)
A bit labor-intensive, but worth it. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)
A weird candy that I've never known anyone else to eat. He's a bit odd though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (4ErVI)
cream or fruit?
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (FKrah)
Fur.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jsg at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (wqAlw)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (FKrah)
If you want it, you have to buy either a creme brulee kit, or a foreign brand, like Bird's.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (xFZUI)
Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Abedin Wiener at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (Mouru)
Banana Walnut ?
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:20 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:20 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:20 PM (VWjLE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 08:20 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (cHbmY)
See's brown sugar buttercreams. OMGOMGOMG.
But I haven't had them in at least two years, because I can literally *feel* myself gaining tons of weight whenever I eat any.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (xq6Dg)
Posted by: Kaboom at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (QC/4S)
anyway, that is a very nice ice cream.
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:20 PM (FKrah)
Tell me about it. A man can't get none anymore unless he can flash mad stacks of cash.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
Anything else is apochrifal.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (Wtll+)
Nuthin.
Posted by: Cicero
Unless it's me then it's nuttin' in the potted plants.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Kaboom at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (Mouru)
So did Pee Wee Hermann's popcorn box.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:22 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
cream or fruit?
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:15
Embrace the healing power of "and".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:22 PM (gk2JY)
It's fucking metric.
So I did the math. A fifth is 25.6 ounces, and a metric fifth, or 750 ml, is a measly 25.36 ounces.
Don Draper would be pissed.
Actually, I'm pissed. Like a brit pissed.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 18, 2017 08:22 PM (U6f54)
91 >>Are those the sugar candy multi color dots that are on paper? Do they even make those anymore?
You are thinking of Nerds.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 08:03 PM (5ErNF)
You're talking about tabs of acid, aren't you Man? Whoa, spiders.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 18, 2017 08:22 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Al Capone at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
you don't need cash! .. smiles. riffles through your wallet
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
They refuse to be on the same shelf with the lighter chocolate cups, because not authentic.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (ABjxW)
It's like I really don't know some of you at all!
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:13 PM (FKra
We didn't change willow. You did. It's because of your drug habit!
Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:24 PM (FKrah)
Also, could it be the case that FGPS is more worried about disclosing its methods than it is about disclosing the requestor? It might make them look bad.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 08:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:24 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:24 PM (xq6Dg)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (ABjxW)
I think See's recipes all start with a giant Scarface's desk's cocaine pile-size mound of sugar, and then they keep adding things to it... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (eMKNe)
cream or fruit?
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (FKrah)
Fur.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
Poontang
Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (QC/4S)
Both are still sold.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)
Yup: http://www.necco.com/
Posted by: Toni at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (ipHu1)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (ABjxW)
FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)
Cracker Jack prizes ain't what they used to be.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (xq6Dg)
Poontang
Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (z/Ubi)
The Apollo astronauts ate that on their missions.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (ABjxW)
it was amazing. not waxy . ugh. I wish . the flavors!
sigh.
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (FKrah)
And there should be more than six peanuts in the mix.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 08:15 PM (O5Q3r)
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I'm pretty sure the decline of Western Civilization can be traced to the time when Cracker Jack became an f'n rip off.
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:17 PM (Sfs6o)
Yup....the lack of peanuts and a real honest to goodness made in Hong Kong plastic toy made me cease buying the stuff.
Now I buy Gardetto's and add my own peanuts. No toy though.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (xFZUI)
Heath Bar. But I can have the ice cream bars.
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (rb1zT)
I bet people would tune in.
$100,000 Bar is the best.
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (zLDYs)
==
Walnuts ?
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (14URa)
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (zOpu5)
I love Heath bars.
I do not like the candy peanuts or candy corn.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (Ri/rl)
Heath Bar. But I can have the ice cream bars.
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:26 PM (zOpu5)
Butterfinger
Posted by: Buzzion at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM
*nods sagely*
*raises glass of ouzo*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (gk2JY)
Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (dab45)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (O5Q3r)
Or rhubarb.
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (zOpu5)
Somebody keeps mentioning rhubarb pie. I've only ever had strawberry rhubarb. I may actually have to bake so I can have rhubarb pie.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (HayJi)
I did recently. It wasn't gross, but rather interesting. Wouldn't mind eating another one sometime.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (rb1zT)
You can get that still down in Soho, at the local bars. Ask for either Ben or Jerry.
Oh, ice cream!
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (ABjxW)
Sorry, toxic fumes and all that
Posted by: Bob's friend from the EPA at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
OMG! I loved those.
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (HayJi)
My grandmother made more of a rhubarb cobbler with cinnamon red hots. God, that was good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (rb1zT)
even better than pie.
I know, I'm a mess.
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:27
The RMBS Dad used to love malted milk balls. We always used to get him some for Christmas as a gag.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (gk2JY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (eMKNe)
You can get that still down in Soho, at the local bars. Ask for either Ben or Jerry.
Agree on your safe word beforehand.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (gk2JY)
That will burn in a fire.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (ABjxW)
Ben & Jerry's made a marzipan ice cream that I loved. Of course, it eventually disappeared. Which is probably for the best.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (HayJi)
I did recently. It wasn't gross, but rather interesting. Wouldn't mind eating another one sometime.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM (eMKNe)
No, but it made me throw up a little thinking about it.
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Jeff Sessiozzzzz at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (YXJ+5)
Mrs E and I had the Crackjack dog stuck to the bottom left of inside rearview mirrors for years. Lost mine 4 pickups back. Unable to find them anywhere. She has one in her Outback. And no, she does not wear flannel.
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (zLDYs)
...spoiler...
Everybody resigns.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: Jmel at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (yoQ7e)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (beuKF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I just finished a bag of pistachios. Close enough?
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (ABjxW)
They used only unsustainable GMO marzipan, so the end could have been predicted.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (VWjLE)
You mean "had." Those things today are but a pale imitation of the real things they had back when I was a real live Boy. Some of plastic ones looked like a mold-maker's nightmare.
And I should know, since I used to be a mold-maker.
Get off my lawn!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
====
Noooooooooo!!!!
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM
I'm Greek, dude. It's required.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (gk2JY)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (FKrah)
I tried 'em. Not bad. Hot cinnamon jellies with a little Tabasco in 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Infidel at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)
See's is a subsidiary of Lefty scum Warren Buffett.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (i+fad)
Are you really in Indiana? Because I don't remember seeing you before. Your irl name isn't Becky, by any chance . . . ?
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (14URa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
Payday has lots of salt! Which is way better than chocolate. I don't like chocolate all that much. I don't hate it, but I don't share the love most have for it.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (HayJi)
At the end of the recipe it always says, "You're going to need more sugar."
My grandmother grew rhubarb in her garden and canned stewed rhubarb. I'd pick a stalk and suck the juice, more sour than those sour candies.
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (ABjxW)
Where I work some other contractors are based in Mexico and they brought in some Mexican candy that had some spiciness to it. Sort of interesting, but it got old quickly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (ABjxW)
Next time you are in Hawaii visit a "crack seed" store.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (VWjLE)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM
I laughed way too hard at that, Peaches. Thanks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (gk2JY)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (QC/4S)
Tasty stuff but you needed a metal scrub brush to get them off your teeth.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (i+fad)
yeah, I just found that out recently. Well, the candy is still unsurpassed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM (eXA4G)
I tried 'em. Not bad. Hot cinnamon jellies with a little Tabasco in 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (eMKNe)
Are they in that game they sell - Beanboozled? Probably are.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
====
Noooooooooo!!!!
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:28 PM
I'm Greek, dude. It's required.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (gk2JY)
Like anal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM (VWjLE)
Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (zLDYs)
==
Walnuts ?
Posted by: runner
----
Only at the glory hole.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM (2cuLk)
I don't think that's true of other Beanboozled... "flavors." Yech.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:27 PM (gk2JY)
That will burn in a fire.
Place I used to drink used to give you a flaming shot of Ouzo for your birthday. The bartenders were always amused by how many people tried to drink it while it was lit.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 08:34 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Infidel at October 18, 2017 08:34 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2017 08:34 PM (7ulel)
I tried 'em. Not bad. Hot cinnamon jellies with a little Tabasco in 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (eMKNe)
Try the jelly belly challange. Flavors include the regular stuff with identically appearing dog food, rotten cheese, etc.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2017 08:34 PM (IWbvi)
No, he didn't.
---
However, he did say that's because the deputy A.G. is part of the Uranium One deal he's OK with the deputy A.G. deciding if he should investigate himself.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 08:34 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (IWbvi)
Isn't that just another name for dingleberries?
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (F6tBH)
Try the jelly belly challange. Flavors include the regular stuff with identically appearing dog food, rotten cheese, etc.
Do they call the challenge "marriage"?
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: RI Red - channeling a Weinstein at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (wYE5P)
Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo!
That's the problem with ouzo. Drink too much and you wake up with a sore ass.
Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: RI Red - channeling a Weinstein at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (wYE5P)
Oh, yeah. Hands down, the best of all candy.
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM (ABjxW)
Beanboozled is the one with dog food, etc..
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (IWbvi)
I kinda/sorta like Nestle's Aero bars. Similar to the old Choco-Lite bars, but they just don't have the magic.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:33 PM
You know, the second I hit 'post I knew that comment was inbound. You guys don't disappoint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (gk2JY)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (1YEOU)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (5ErNF)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (Tyii7)
---
Because they've been so forthcoming...about their choice to take the 5th amendment, and not say anything.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (F6tBH)
Japan has like a Kit Kat obsession with all these weird varieties. And its kind of like a collect-a-thon for them wanting to get these rare limited runs of the bizarre flavor.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (z/Ubi)
I tried 'em. Not bad. Hot cinnamon jellies with a little Tabasco in 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:31 PM (eMKNe)
I had a dessert in Hawaii that was chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream that had hot chilies in the ice cream. It was really good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (eMKNe)
Mrs E and I had the Crackjack dog stuck to the bottom left of inside rearview mirrors for years. Lost mine 4 pickups back. Unable to find them anywhere. She has one in her Outback. And no, she does not wear flannel.
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (zLDYs)
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Nice! I have a small rubber chicken hanging from my rearview mirror. It makes me happy.
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)
We must not have a Kit Kat gap!
Posted by: Gen. Turgidson at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM
Yeah. No.
Admittedly, it does go well with lamb. In moderation.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (gk2JY)
At the end of the recipe it always says, "You're going to need more sugar."
My grandmother grew rhubarb in her garden and canned stewed rhubarb. I'd pick a stalk and suck the juice, more sour than those sour candies.
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:32 PM (zOpu5)
That's why I know I'd like it. I'm gonna have to make me one.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (eMKNe)
Most of the candy has lead in it.
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (79p/O)
Mexican candy companies refuse to used artificial flavorings to get that paint chip taste.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:38 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (F6tBH)
The strangest candy I've seen is a Dutch candy that looks like chalk, I think it's licorice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 18, 2017 08:38 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at October 18, 2017 08:38 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:38 PM (VWjLE)
Posted by: Weasel
Better it than me.
Posted by: The Chicken at October 18, 2017 08:38 PM (2cuLk)
Try the jelly belly challange. Flavors include the regular stuff with identically appearing dog food, rotten cheese, etc.
Do they call the challenge "marriage"?
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (ABjxW)
If you don't complete the challenge you lose your house, your kids, and half your money! And if you complete the challenge, well, same thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:38 PM (NWiLs)
OTOH, I found out at Amazon that Reed's Cinnamon candies are back. Gonna order some when I have the $$$.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (Sfs6o)How could it not?
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:39 PM (14URa)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2017 08:39 PM (5ErNF)
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2017 08:40 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
When I worked for public health in San Diego we used to test the candy...loaded with lead.
We also found the lead levels in the children's blood were higher.
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:40 PM (79p/O)
And since I brought up John Valby....
Hillary and Barack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7KrPdc9vNg
Kind of old, but worth it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 08:40 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:37 PM (ABjxW)
Are the Cubs playing?
I figured they were mathematically eliminated by now.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2017 08:40 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:40 PM (4ErVI)
OTOH, I found out at Amazon that Reed's Cinnamon candies are back. Gonna order some when I have the $$$.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:38 PM (eMKNe)
Yup....good stuff. Haven't seen a Certs in years and now they don't make them anymore.
Used to go to Zayre's and get certs. Both gone.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 08:40 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:40 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2017 08:30 PM (beuKF)
Cherry Mash. You can get them from oldtimecandy dot com.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2017 08:41 PM (beuKF)
Posted by: George iii at October 18, 2017 08:41 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:41 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)
"
Pocky. A nice pocket candy.
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:42 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 18, 2017 08:42 PM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2017 08:41 PM (beuKF)
I liked the fire sticks.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 18, 2017 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)
I had a dessert in Hawaii that was chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream that had hot chilies in the ice cream. It was really good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (Ri/rl)
You sure that wasn't Spam instead of chilies?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 08:42 PM (eXA4G)
I figured they were mathematically eliminated by now.
They may be in about four hours.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 08:42 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: freaked at October 18, 2017 07:54 PM (UdKB7)
---
No one took the fifth on Craig Livingstone and the 900 FBI files. No one had to, they interviewed about 4-5 people who couldn't remember who hired him or where he came from and how he got those FBI files, and they shrugged their shoulders.
Well, if nobody can remember who hired somebody and who he worked under, what can you do?
Right? Might as well call it an early afternoon.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2017 08:42 PM (JhE5a)
They melt in your mouth and not on your hands!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:42 PM (12xou)
Cracker Barrel is the mortal enemy of GAINZZZ.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 08:42 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Zombie Wimpy at October 18, 2017 08:43 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2017 08:43 PM (beuKF)
Mushroom soup Pringles
Manhattan Clam Chowder Pringles
Sweet Cinnamon Pringles
Smokey Potato Salad Pringles
Egg's Benedict Pringles
Among other wacky flavors including a Wasabi Nori thing that is also called Seaweed.
We need to get that type of creativity here. Maybe not the seaweed but I'd totally by the Smokey Potato Salad ones.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:43 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:44 PM (VWjLE)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:44 PM (79p/O)
Don't know if Japan does, but this petite Chinese lady where I used to work was always eating seaweed chips. Kinda tasty, but then I like salty crap as it is. I'd always run into her office and cry, "Snack lady! Waddya got?" and she'd break out this vast array of weird Asian crap to munch on. I miss that place.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 18, 2017 08:44 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: American Dental Association at October 18, 2017 08:44 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Javems at October 18, 2017 08:44 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Donny T. at October 18, 2017 08:45 PM (JhE5a)
Mushroom soup Pringles
Manhattan Clam Chowder Pringles
Sweet Cinnamon Pringles
Smokey Potato Salad Pringles
Egg's Benedict Pringles
---------
Them japs ain't right.
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 08:45 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: fromunder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, whinger at October 18, 2017 08:45 PM (tbOMB)
What would be the filling?
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly
Candy Corn?
Posted by: Aviator at October 18, 2017 08:45 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at October 18, 2017 08:46 PM (O5Q3r)
I was just on the phone with one of my younger brothers, and he offered me a place to stay with him and his wife. And then he told me I was the best.
Then I started to cry. I have, and have had, so many blessings.
Posted by: Your New Husband in PMITA Prison at October 18, 2017 08:46 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (RrhD2)
Chutter's in Littleton, NH.
Per Guineas Book of World Records. Has most of the candy mentioned tonight.
Also, maple sugar candy. For the win.
Posted by: RI Red - channeling a Weinstein at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (wYE5P)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (VWjLE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (gk2JY)
High hanging curveballs are our speciality!
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: George iii at October 18, 2017 08:41 PM
Depends on the velocity at which it's served.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (gk2JY)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (79p/O)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (12xou)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 08:49 PM (VWjLE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (gk2JY)
That's the funniest fucking thing I've read all day!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 08:49 PM (bjlHK)
I was just on the phone with one of my younger brothers, and he offered me a place to stay with him and his wife. And then he told me I was the best.
Then I started to cry. I have, and have had, so many blessings.
Posted by: Your New Husband in PMITA Prison at October 18, 2017 08:46 PM (bjlHK)
That's very touching, but I'm still not picking up that soap.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 08:49 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 08:50 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (bjlHK)
That was a pretty impressive sock fail.
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: George iii at October 18, 2017 08:41 PM
Depends on the velocity at which it's served.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 0
Sounds crazy !
Posted by: George iii at October 18, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (RrhD2)
I was going to mention those. I finally got to try one several years ago when I saw a display at the grocery store. I hadn't ever seen them here (Midwest) so had to try one. I was disappointed to say the least.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:50 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 08:49 PM (/qEW2)
Maltitol!
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
It's damn good on toast with spot of black tea.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (14URa)
How do you know?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (1YEOU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:48 PM (gk2JY)
That's the funniest fucking thing I've read all day!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 08:49 PM
My work here is done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (gk2JY)
Posted by: jsg at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (2O/Vp)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (14URa)
RAAAAACIST!!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mpfs, As G*d as my witness I thought Sonobis could fly at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (79p/O)
Aren't they admitting that the dossier has illegally created?
Nobody is witch hunting THEM. should we be?
Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 18, 2017 08:52 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2017 08:52 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: Weasel at October 18, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
It was, wasn't it?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - sock failure extraordinaire at October 18, 2017 08:52 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:52 PM (zLDYs)
Mini, full size, or double decker? What flavor?
DO NOT GIVE UP
U MUST BELIEVE
STAY GOLD PONYBOY
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 08:52 PM (RrhD2)
I was just on the phone with one of my younger brothers, and he offered me a place to stay with him and his wife. And then he told me I was the best.
Then I started to cry. I have, and have had, so many blessings.
Dammit. You made my transgender dragon all misty eyed. That really messes with his fire breathing capabilities.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 18, 2017 08:52 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (14URa)
Don't eat the yellow Sno-Balls.
Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 18, 2017 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:53 PM (14URa)
They use those big brown grocery bags, don't they? 'Cause they'd need to if we went there.
Probably more than one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 08:53 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2017 08:53 PM (beuKF)
one several years ago when I saw a display at the grocery store. I
hadn't ever seen them here (Midwest) so had to try one. I was
disappointed to say the least.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:50 PM (4ErVI)
Nuke it for about 10 seconds. Enjoy with an RC Cola.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 18, 2017 08:54 PM (yzxic)
Flavors like mold cheese, lawn clippings, barf, rotten egg.....
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 08:54 PM (Enq6K)
I'm partial to Hostess Sno-balls. But only the white ones.
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 08:51 PM (14URa)
RAAAAACIST!!!!
Posted by: pINK hOSTESS sNO-bALLS at October 18, 2017 08:54 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 08:55 PM (zLDYs)
one several years ago when I saw a display at the grocery store. I
hadn't ever seen them here (Midwest) so had to try one. I was
disappointed to say the least.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 08:50 PM (4ErVI)
Nuke it for about 10 seconds. Enjoy with an RC Cola.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 18, 2017 08:54 PM (yzxic)
The ten cent lunch!
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 08:56 PM (/tuJf)
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Hell, why grant it to 'them'.
Just 1 use Immunity to the first man to step up to the microphone.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 08:56 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 08:57 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 08:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 08:57 PM (bjlHK)
*snort* Good job. I'm proud of ya!
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 08:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 18, 2017 08:58 PM (eMKNe)
Pulled a bridge of mine right off one tooth and the other side soon came off that tooth.
They are very sticky and the glue they use for bridges cannot withstand the pull. They're meant to be pushed together not pulled apart.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 08:58 PM (12xou)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2017 08:25 PM (ABjxW
Real Dutch liquorice tastes like urine to me. Not that I've ever tried it -urine, that is.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 18, 2017 08:59 PM (nBr1j)
Holy shit. This either has to be the most unfortunately timed film in movie history, or the luckiest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_You,_Daddy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 09:00 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:00 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (beuKF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (O848g)
Posted by: booknlass at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (gie9o)
Posted by: fromunder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, whinger at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Ummmm at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (LIhNq)
They use those big brown grocery bags, don't they? 'Cause they'd need to if we went there.
Backwards Boy, they use small white paper bags and have plastic gloves that you use to reach deep inside the big glass jars. They weigh the bags and do pricing by type of candy.
Also have multiple types of malted milk balls. Marshmallow, raspberry, blueberry etc
Best thing is to buy bags and sneak them into Jax Jr. movie theater across the street. A friend told me.
Posted by: RI Red - channeling a Weinstein at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (wYE5P)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:02 PM (12xou)
Je moet uit de bron drinkers!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 09:02 PM (RrhD2)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_You,_Daddy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 09:00 PM (eXA4G)
Based on a true story, I guess.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 09:02 PM (pzA2L)
I tried Bud Lite. Pretty sure that counts.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2017 09:02 PM (6FqZa)
The GPS Crazy Ivan!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:02 PM (8gDQu)
They had a YUUUUGE penny candy area. Big barrels of candy. We'd spend hours there picking out candy.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:03 PM (Enq6K)
Every other industry has limits for good reason.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:03 PM (12xou)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 18, 2017 08:59 PM (nBr1j)
Not according to our sources.
Posted by: Fusion GPS at October 18, 2017 09:03 PM (NWiLs)
this fusion fiasco. Why not pin it on the guy who won't even know he's
shitting his pants in a few months?
Posted by: Ummmm
Soon.
Posted by: John McCain's Brain Tumor at October 18, 2017 09:03 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 18, 2017 08:59 PM (nBr1j)
If you've ever had Swedish fish - not those red plastic things, but the real ones (flat black salty hellish licorice bits) - it may be in that same neighborhood of flavor. So horrid it defies description.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:04 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Ummmm at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (LIhNq)
Yup...good point. But he does daily and he enjoys the warmth. Hence the stupid, vapid grin.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 09:04 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 18, 2017 09:04 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: fromunder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, whinger at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (tbOMB)
My grandmother had the same candy. I didn't like it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 18, 2017 09:04 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: jsg at October 18, 2017 09:04 PM (2O/Vp)
Japan has like a Kit Kat obsession with all these weird varieties. And its kind of like a collect-a-thon for them wanting to get these rare limited runs of the bizarre flavor.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 08:36 PM (z/Ubi)
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I've had the soy sauce, wasabi, and durian flavors, but not the tentacle, kaiju, or shame variants.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2017 09:05 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2017 09:05 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: fromunder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, whinger at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (tbOMB)
The fuzzy ones that stuck to the Kleenex dust in Mom-Mom's pocket book.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:05 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Ummmm at October 18, 2017 09:01 PM (LIhNq)
Considering he's likely the one behind it, he deserves taking the fall for it. I don't know what that would look like considering the tumah now has it's own area code.
And no I didn't have the moon pie with an RC Cola. I'm aware that is the required combination. I'll try it out if I can get both at the same place.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 09:06 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: RI Red at October 18, 2017 09:06 PM (wYE5P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 09:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:02 PM (12xou)
========
Mulled wine.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 09:06 PM (/qEW2)
And they had her without having to use a single word out of the pages and pages of pages of blackmail material they had at their fingertips.
Pissgate is this bullshit starting to blow up in their faces.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 18, 2017 09:07 PM (4bjXi)
If you've ever had Swedish fish - not those red plastic things, but the real ones (flat black salty hellish licorice bits) - it may be in that same neighborhood of flavor. So horrid it defies description.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:04 PM (bjlHK)
Oh yeah. Salted licorice is the only thing more disgusting than plain black licorice.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 18, 2017 08:59 PM (nBr1j)
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Did you find it stuck to the inside of one of those phone booths lined with business cards for professional girls? Maybe that's why.
The licorice I had in Amsterdam was excellent; it was rolled in fine salt and it really set off the sweetness. And I tripped ballz for hours.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (qJtVm)
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did you say golden?
Posted by: Luap Nor at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (4ErVI)
If you've ever had Swedish fish - not those red plastic things, but the real ones (flat black salty hellish licorice bits) - it may be in that same neighborhood of flavor. So horrid it defies description.
We're staying in a little Skandi village on Green Bay. We had dinner at a Swedish restaurant tonight. I ordered a Swedish cocktail made with lingonberry juice. It was served with a Swedish fish. The red one.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (T46cv)
WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, feeling cheated at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (VWjLE)
If you've ever had Swedish fish - not those red plastic things, but the real ones (flat black salty hellish licorice bits) - it may be in that same neighborhood of flavor. So horrid it defies description.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:04 PM
What about the Swedish fish Oreo cookies?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (IqV8l)
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=75438
Posted by: Country Singer at October 18, 2017 09:09 PM (yzxic)
They had a YUUUUGE penny candy area. Big barrels of candy. We'd spend hours there picking out candy.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:03 PM (Enq6K)
I think there still is one near my hometown. They didn't have a huge area though. Just a small Brach's station. I always liked the individually wrapped strawberry hard candies.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 09:09 PM (vChNs)
in Flint. If they have this guy must have drank a shit ton of it before
they did:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=75438
Posted by: Country Singer at October 18, 2017 09:09 PM (yzxic)
I got a yuge bottled of "natural spring water" at Walmart today. When I got home, I noticed it was from Michigan. It gave me pause.
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 09:10 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 18, 2017 09:04 PM (CNHr1)
Be glad you have one.
Note: Have a plan when you retire and have it include something to keep you interested. A job is good. A long time hobby is another.
Don't expect to suddenly start doing stuff you never normally did. You'll find yourself in front of the tube vegetating and dead in 3 years. (that's an actual statistic)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:10 PM (12xou)
As long as there is an Asia, cosplay and comic books, Deadheads will always be much lower down on the weird scale.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 09:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (gk2JY)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (4ErVI)
My grandmother had a jar of really long cigarettes with fancy colored filters on the table.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (66CWr)
WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, feeling cheated at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (bjlHK)
Because it's evil. Only plain chocolate malted milk balls are the real ones. Anything else is Satanic.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 08:47 PM (bjlHK)
What is the backstory here?
Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (jHrzU)
Bay. We had dinner at a Swedish restaurant tonight. I ordered a Swedish
cocktail made with lingonberry juice. It was served with a Swedish fish.
The red one.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (T46cv)
Lingonberry juice is second only to black currant juice. My ex-MiL made the best black current syrup.
Those "Swedish fish" are served by poseurs. Fy faaaaaaaaaan!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, feeling cheated at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (bjlHK)
As long as there is an Asia, cosplay and comic books, Deadheads will always be much lower down on the weird scale.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 09:10 PM (/tuJf)
I watched your Candyman link. Can't get over how young they looked.
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (/qEW2)
Hot pie and cold pie,
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (mGgNf)
They had a YUUUUGE penny candy area. Big barrels of candy. We'd spend hours there picking out candy.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:03 PM (Enq6K)
I think there still is one near my hometown. They didn't have a huge area though. Just a small Brach's station. I always liked the individually wrapped strawberry hard candies.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Brach's had those white nougat cubes with the imitation fruit jelly bits stuck in them. Oddly good.
I stole lots of those as a kid.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (nUkMr)
Sorta like this?
https://youtu.be/4MKRLF1r3Mw
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:13 PM (tRaq7)
WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS?
Coffee, dark chocolate, peanut butter ....
Miley, go online and check it out. Bet they do delivery.
OTH, fudge from Murdick's in Oak Bluffs, Martha's Vineyard, is close to heaven.
Why, yes, I am a sugarholic. Why do you ask?
Posted by: RI Red at October 18, 2017 09:13 PM (wYE5P)
didn't have a huge area though. Just a small Brach's station. I always
liked the individually wrapped strawberry hard candies.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Oh wow! Didn't know they existed anywhere anymore.Ours had like 3 aisles of candy...both sides.
Ok, so this was....um...a whole lotta years ago.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:14 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2017 09:08 PM (IqV8l)
Whaaa?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, perplexed at October 18, 2017 09:14 PM (bjlHK)
But he knows who will be waiting for him when he crosses the River Styx.
That life was bought and paid for. Satan will be there to collect.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:14 PM (12xou)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (pzA2L)
Don't forget:
Trying to ram treasonous aid and comfort to invading illegals down our throats, and throwing one of the most important elections to an ineligible, foreign-raised muzzie America-hater.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:14 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 09:15 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, perplexed at October 18, 2017 09:15 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 18, 2017 09:15 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:16 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (8gDQu)
I want one. Tim used to buy Sobranies in college.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, perplexed at October 18, 2017 09:16 PM (bjlHK)
Sorta like this?
https://youtu.be/4MKRLF1r3Mw
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:13 PM (tRaq7)
Hahahaha...Yes! Steve must have stolen that from McStain.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2017 09:17 PM (nUkMr)
Flint Water!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2017 09:15 PM (mJ8mX)
It was very well priced.
Posted by: Peaches at October 18, 2017 09:17 PM (14URa)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (pzA2L)
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Nah. JFK blundered off course, almost got his men killed, and got a medal for saving the men whose lives he jeopardized.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2017 09:17 PM (JhE5a)
Ok, so this was....um...a whole lotta years ago.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:14 PM (Enq6K)
Well at least I think its still there. Its been several years since I've ever even been that way and even longer since going into it. But it was still there after 2000.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: fromunder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, whinger at October 18, 2017 09:18 PM (tbOMB)
I'm 7 years old again.
Good times. Damned good times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:18 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (8gDQu)
Tempt me, Satan.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, perplexed at October 18, 2017 09:18 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2017 09:12 PM (jHrzU)
It wasn't me, Officer!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, not wearing orange at October 18, 2017 09:19 PM (bjlHK)
Now you're just f**king with us.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:20 PM (12xou)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 18, 2017 09:15 PM (CNHr1)
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I know the feeling. I've been with my company at various levels for 28 years. It will be 29 when I retire early next summer. The post action plan is in place.
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 18, 2017 09:20 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: irright at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (85f6P)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, perplexed at October 18, 2017 09:16 PM (bjlHK)
One day I ran out of cigarettes and the only things in the house were those long fancy cigarettes of my grandmother's. When I say long I mean LONG. THey were probably 9 or 10 inches. Real party cigarettes. They had been sitting in the same open jar for something like 40 years, maybe 50 - I got the jar after my grandmother died and just kept it around for some reason. So ... since I had nothing to smoke I lit one up. Tasted perfectly fine. So I smoked them all. They were kind of fun, being so long and taking so long to smoke.
They were able to sit around, unmolested, for all those decades ... but it was nice that they finally got to serve their purpose.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (8gDQu)
Now you're just f**king with us.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:20 PM (12xou)
Well duh.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, not wearing orange at October 18, 2017 09:19 PM (bjlHK)
Not the prison thing, the needing a place to stay thing - I thought you were busy finding your car that the complex moved?
Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (lJW6d)
http://tinyurl.com/y8xtxktp
I would like to try the purple sweet potato one. In Hawaii there was all kinds of delicious snackage based on the Okinawan sweet potato, which turns violently violet when cooked. I had ice cream, mochi, chips, tempura, you name it. I also loved those Li Hing Mui (salted dried plums). Kinda miss all the weird shit you could by in the snack aisle at Long's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, not wearing orange at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (bjlHK)
Bullseyes
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 09:22 PM (O5Q3r)
From inside my eyes looking out, I'm still that young. It's just that the rest of the world has gotten older.
But sometimes what is old get young again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXWJqQUMk5M
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2017 09:22 PM (/tuJf)
Post-season games routinely last over 4 hours. 100 years ago, most baseball games only took 1.5-2 hours.
There are a lot of reasons for that, mostly having to do with television commercial breaks. Also, they didn't change pitchers every 10 minutes.
A disturbing thought occurred to me last night. Could the frequent pitching changes be dictated by the TV networks? "We haven't had a commercial break in 20 minutes. Time to change pitchers."
OK, I'm being cynical. Or am I?
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 09:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, not wearing orange at October 18, 2017 09:22 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:23 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: geoffb at October 18, 2017 08:23 PM (zOpu5)
there was no need to settle for less than the best
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 09:23 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:23 PM (fA1SL)
Bullseyes
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 09:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Oh yeah those are definitely good. I think the "Cowtails" candy was made of similar stuff.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (lJW6d)
You betcha. Only one goat on the roof today.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:24 PM (T46cv)
Those zeez must be getting heavy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, feeling unburdened at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (pzA2L)
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Nah. JFK blundered off course, almost got his men killed, and got a medal for saving the men whose lives he jeopardized.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2017 09:17 PM (JhE5a)
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Both had influential fathers. Otherwise they would have had a courts martial.
Posted by: gNewt at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (4fOMF)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:02 PM (12xou)
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Mulled wine.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 09:06 PM (/qEW2)
Brunette twins.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 18, 2017 09:20 PM (I16G
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I don't have a plan in place, but I tell people I'm going to drop acid in the desert and [fill in the blank].
Today it was [build Tesla Towers].
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (qJtVm)
That is all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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AGREED!
But....
Chocolate to sooth the savage female should be applied in this order:
Leonidas (anything) > Lindt Truffles (dark - all chocolate) > Reeses
And for true popcorn crack (not that cracker jack junk)
Werther's Original Caramel Popcorn - in Seasalt & Pretzel or Classic Caramel...oh yes...
Pair with vanilla coke or wine, as appropriate, depending on ferocity of said savage.
Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (TrSQz)
Those zeez must be getting heavy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, feeling unburdened at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (bjlHK)
He is gravid with Zs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (rb1zT)
Those zeez must be getting heavy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, feeling unburdened at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (bjlHK)
Just making sure there are enough for Tami.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:26 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:20 PM (fA1SL)
Yessssssssssss
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, feeling unburdened at October 18, 2017 09:26 PM (bjlHK)
There are a lot of reasons for that, mostly having to do with television commercial breaks. Also, they didn't change pitchers every 10 minutes.
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No batting gloves to adjust between every pitch
You also needed to finish before it got dark
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 09:26 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Distilley Hillary at October 18, 2017 09:26 PM (bc2Lc)
OMG I can finish the whole batch.
But don't buy the pre-made ones in the bag; make your own. Easy peasy.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 18, 2017 09:27 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: browndog at October 18, 2017 09:27 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:28 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2017 09:21 PM (jHrzU)
That was found a few hours after I realized it was missing.
I need to flee the DC area. It's too fucking expensive and Tim is gone, so why am I still here?
I'm still here because they said don't make any big changes after the loss of a loved one, until you've got your bearings again.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, feeling unburdened at October 18, 2017 09:28 PM (bjlHK)
Paydays are salted caramel, before it became a thing
They are great.
Posted by: barbarausa at October 18, 2017 09:29 PM (ru28e)
Just making sure there are enough for Tami.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:26 PM (z/Ubi)
Keep going...I'm waiting for someone to blow the margins coping your posts because of your smartass self.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:29 PM (Enq6K)
I tried a pall mall non-filter 100 once. It did not taste bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 09:29 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 18, 2017 09:20 PM (I16G
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28 years and change for me too. Started in June 1989.
There were 33 people in the department when I started. Five are still there.
I used to tease a lady that she'd worked there longer than i'd been alive. Now people say it to me.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 09:29 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:29 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 09:30 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 18, 2017 09:30 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:30 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: ALH at October 18, 2017 09:30 PM (S+3Ip)
Browndog...ok, you got me on the $100,000 bar. Too bad they're so hard to find these days. At least around here.
Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous at October 18, 2017 09:31 PM (TrSQz)
Well aged indeed. I smoked a little cigar old Pappy Eromero took off a dead German soldier in France. He brought it home in his footlocker in 1945 and I smoked it when i was 10 years old in 1959. I was a little thieving jackass back then. I reckon.
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 09:31 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Russian Whore at October 18, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH)
Yeah. They tasted like rolled up shredded newspaper.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 09:31 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 18, 2017 09:32 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 18, 2017 09:30 PM (CNHr1)
It all makes perfect sense. There's nothing odd about it at all. There have been no gaps, errors, mistakes or amendments to anything the LVPD or FBI have said over the past several weeks. Don't be a pants-wetting hysteric. Listen to your betters, obey your masters, and go bowling.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 18, 2017 09:33 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: JTB at October 18, 2017 09:33 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 09:31 PM (O5Q3r)
So... better than a lucky strike?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 09:33 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:33 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 09:33 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:34 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 09:34 PM (/qEW2)
JFK blundered off course, almost got his men killed, and got a medal for saving the men whose lives he jeopardized.
Posted by: Axeman
I SAWED HIS BOAT IN HALF!!
Posted by: Japanese destroyer captain at October 18, 2017 09:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Same stuff. Same company.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:35 PM (8gDQu)
Piss fire?
Oh right, that was peyote or sumpin'
Posted by: Carlos Casteneda at October 18, 2017 09:35 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Same stuff. Same company.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:35 PM (8gDQu)
Bastards.
Posted by: Cows without tails at October 18, 2017 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:36 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Same stuff. Same company.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:35 PM (8gDQu)
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keep the brown wrapper crap. just feed me the middle
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 09:36 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2017 09:36 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 09:25 PM (rb1zT)
That's a beautiful word. Means the same thing in Swedish.
"GrrrrrraVEED!"
Posted by: Carlos Casteneda at October 18, 2017 09:37 PM (bjlHK)
There is only one accurate answer to the question "What do women want?"
A dump truck full of chocolate covered money.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:37 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:36 PM (T46cv)
I generally recommend against pancakes with dingleberries.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:37 PM (8gDQu)
Nah. He'll get that "your post is too long" screen and kicked back to reduce it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 18, 2017 09:37 PM (12xou)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:28 PM (fA1SL)
Howzabout a Tesla lighter? Kicks ass.
Posted by: Carlos Casteneda at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2017 09:36 PM (vChNs)
Sort of the same way with Oreos.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (Enq6K)
517 McCain has got to be the luckiest SOB on the face of the earth with surviving his disastrous naval career, not getting any recompense for dumping his first wife, escaping the fallout from the Keating 5 scandal and living this long with his terminal ailment. Too bitter to go away.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2017 09:11 PM (pzA2L)
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Nah. JFK blundered off course, almost got his men killed, and got a medal for saving the men whose lives he jeopardized.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2017 09:17 PM (JhE5a)
Luckiest thing that JFK did was getting his skull emptied by that commie nutbag Oswald, before all the disasters of his first term really started to catch up with him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (eXA4G)
LSMFT!
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)
I was looking for a harsh cigarette for the joke. Luckies were not that bad, just not something I liked all that much.
One of the hardest things about quitting actual smoking was the fact that I really just enjoyed the taste and smell of tobacco. I never really ran into a cigarette I absolutely detested- except for a couple varieties of menthol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: MAGA at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (LnOh3)
Kojak smoked those long brown ones, I think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Just Checking in at October 18, 2017 09:39 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at October 18, 2017 09:39 PM (h7sWp)
Kojak smoked those long brown ones, I think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (8O3HH)
Me too! Hee hee!
Posted by: Barry Obama at October 18, 2017 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Carlos Casteneda at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (bjlHK)
I bought two of those. I love them. Then I bought them as gifts for the rest of the family (though it seems like no one else likes to use them).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2017 09:40 PM (8gDQu)
I used to smoke them when hanging wallpaper, because they conveniently went out when I placed them in an ashtray.
Posted by: Carlos Casteneda at October 18, 2017 09:40 PM (bjlHK)
A nice kitchen? To make delicious sammiches.
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2017 09:40 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 09:40 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:40 PM (T46cv)
568 >>Not that I've ever tried it -urine, that is.
It's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Russian Whore at October 18, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH)
Word.
Posted by: Kevin Costner on a catamaran at October 18, 2017 09:41 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2017 09:41 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:29 PM (Enq6K)
I've still got some room.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:41 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: JTB at October 18, 2017 09:41 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
My guess this is an open secret like how people knew who let loose Plame's name but played like it was some great mystery.
Posted by: MAGA at October 18, 2017 09:42 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:42 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (rb1zT)
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You must try Kazbeks. A filterless cardboard tube filled with dromedary dung and the crushed dreams of gulag inmates.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2017 09:42 PM (qJtVm)
There is only one accurate answer to the question "What do women want?"
A dump truck full of chocolate covered money.
Possibly accurate, but incomplete. The best things in life are free, even when covered in chocolate
I can think of a few other things...Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous at October 18, 2017 09:43 PM (TrSQz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JTB at October 18, 2017 09:41 PM (V+03K)
Oh ya? Rev has a sweet tooth. He'll be in hog heaven.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:43 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:44 PM (bjlHK)
One of the hardest things about quitting actual smoking was the fact that I really just enjoyed the taste and smell of tobacco.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 09:38 PM (rb1zT)
Same here. I've been having respiratory issues lately, and I've been hitting the e-cig like a crack pipe. I still want real cigarettes, though. I've cut down quite a bit. I only had three yesterday and two so far today, which is something.
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 09:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Just Checking in at October 18, 2017 09:44 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2017 09:44 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: JTB at October 18, 2017 09:41 PM (V+03K)
I love lebkuchen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (Enq6K)
Alimony payments.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
Can you guess what I want?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (bjlHK)
After seeing what I saw today in the news I am firmly in the conspiracy
theory camp. Throw them at me. At this point I will believe just about
anything concerning the Vegas massacre because nothing I've seen so far
makes any fucking sense whatsoever.
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Welcome to the Dark Side Jewells45.
Here's a place to start that's currently safe for work:
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/145780526
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (P8951)
/off Casteneda
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:44 PM (bjlHK)
It's all that peyote.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (zLDYs)
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Soon
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (Enq6K)
Looks like you're afraid it was gonna be you.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:46 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:46 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (bjlHK)
To smoke weed and get laid?
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Japanese destroyer captain at October 18, 2017 09:34 PM (IqV8l)
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Must have had some really good tape then.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2017 09:46 PM (JhE5a)
The Daughter of Satan was talking all kinds of smack to me whilst we were in the midst of our divorce.
Right up until I threatened her with alimony since she made more than I did. Shut her up real quick-like. I should've done that. But nooooo, I had to be Mr. Nice Guy...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:47 PM (tRaq7)
Stuck, perhaps forever, in a kennel club meeting of stupefying dullness, featuring old people with nothing better to do with their lives than talk and talk and talk and talk.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2017 09:47 PM (dB1+n)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:46 PM (bjlHK)
That's what he said.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:47 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 18, 2017 09:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:47 PM (tRaq7)
You should've. You'd have been a hero.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2017 09:49 PM (Enq6K)
Honesty, this is getting ridiculous. And kbdabear hasn't even posted yet.
I need an umbrella.
Posted by: publius' Ficus at October 18, 2017 09:49 PM (8O3HH)
Stuck, perhaps forever, in a kennel club meeting of stupefying dullness, featuring old people with nothing better to do with their lives than talk and talk and talk and talk.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2017 09:47 PM (dB1+n)
So you've been to the latest Ladies Missionary Guild meeting, I see.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 18, 2017 09:50 PM (T46cv)
Posted by: Allison Williams' Boyfriend at October 18, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 18, 2017 09:50 PM (66CWr)
Alimony payments.
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::GASP:: You microaggressed me, Insomniac! No...you OUTRIGHT aggressed me! Where's my pearls? I need pearls, STAT!
Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 18, 2017 09:50 PM (TrSQz)
Posted by: Knaws at October 18, 2017 09:50 PM (Ty2ee)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:42 PM (tRaq7)
Old Golds. For the flavor. Plus, they were in a cigarette machine at the only place on campus that was open all night.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:51 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2017 09:51 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 18, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:42 PM (tRaq7)
Old Golds. For the flavor. Plus, they were in a cigarette machine at the only place on campus that was open all night.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:51 PM
Does anyplace even have those machines anymore? I render them everywhere back in the day but haven't seen one in decades now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:46 PM (NWiLs)
BINGO! You win the prize!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:53 PM (bjlHK)
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Gotcha.
I shall go away, and instead, spend my evening counting all the imaginary alimony money I've received, and recounting with glee all the fictional hearts and dreams I've destroyed.
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2017 09:54 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
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Fun Fact : Necco (New England Candy Co) wafers were Union troop rations during the Civil War. Sugar rush! Bayonets! Charge!
Posted by: Bizzare Facts! at October 18, 2017 09:54 PM (8sxTG)
Does anyplace even have those machines anymore? I render them everywhere back in the day but haven't seen one in decades now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
There's a diner around here that has an old-fashioned cigarette machine as part of the decor, but it's non-functional.
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)
BINGO! You win the prize!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:53 PM (bjlHK)
And you thought I wasn't paying attention. Hah!
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2017 09:42 PM (tRaq7)
Old Golds. For the flavor. Plus, they were in a cigarette machine at the only place on campus that was open all night.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:51 PM
Does anyplace even have those machines anymore? I render them everywhere back in the day but haven't seen one in decades now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Doubtful. Only place they would probably even be legal to have is in a place that is 18+ only.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 09:54 PM (z/Ubi)
Call me skeptical. I watched Senator Smalley running roughshod over Snoozing Sessions today, basically calling him a liar. In an astonishing development, Sessions has also put Rosenstein in charge of investigating himself as regards Uraniumgate. .
No one goes to jail. Everyone gets a raise in pay and maybe some book deals.
Posted by: navybrat at October 18, 2017 09:56 PM (w7KSn)
You'll be at Occidental for cocktails by 5. Suh-weet.
Posted by: RM at October 18, 2017 09:56 PM (eP+dt)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:45 PM (bjlHK)
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Si
Posted by: The Paulo at October 18, 2017 09:57 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 18, 2017 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Haven't seen one in decades. You'd drop your change in (they didn't take bills), and pulled that knob straight out. The pack would kathunk into the space below.
Last time I used one of those it was maybe 4 quarters. Been a long time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 09:57 PM (bjlHK)
In 2010, the FDA made a rule that they are allowed only in places that are 18+ only.
It's too much of a legal hassle, so they're gone.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 18, 2017 09:58 PM (8O3HH)
pistachios are the best nuts.
just saying. all others are just inferior.
This is absolutely correct.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2017 08:06 PM (Mouru)
I am late to the game, and I am not gonna read the whole thread......but I am sure you haven't tried my nuts yet. My nuts are best.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2017 09:58 PM (7+qdf)
Is it possible that we "as a culture" are far enough through the tobacco paroxysms that we might, on rare occasion, remember the practice as something other than That Addiction? You can't mention an old jingle or clever ad slogan without all the just-quits going off, ew ew the smell, the whole world was coated in smoke, my great-uncle only lived to 83, etc.
But there were some beguiling things about it. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and it really got me through some bad times, better than prescriptions and ooh-ah therapy could have. I cannot bring myself to hate the people I bought tobacco from.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 18, 2017 09:59 PM (H5rtT)
Cicero: a company once tried to make a pistachio-flavored soft drink.
I could see that. After all, name one other nut that gets made into a flavor of ice cream.
WALNUT ice cream? Nope.
BRAZIL NUT ice cream? Don't think so.
ALMOND ice cream? Keep trying.
Again late to the thread...
Butter Pecan
Almond Joy
Rainforest crunch (brazil)
and of course the best nuts of all...mine
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2017 10:01 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 10:01 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 10:02 PM (rb1zT)
Back in the day they were always yellow. Always. We were realists, damnit.
And only chicks. Now you got lurid bunnies and ghosts and whatnot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 10:03 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 10:03 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 10:03 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 10:02 PM (rb1zT)
Japan is a strange place though. They had beer in vending machines but I'm not sure if they still do. You could not do that in America.
Posted by: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzion at October 18, 2017 10:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 18, 2017 10:04 PM (bjlHK)
No one goes to jail. Everyone gets a raise in pay and maybe some book deals.
Posted by: navybrat at October 18, 2017 09:56 PM (w7KSn)
You think maybe Trump is playing rope-a-dope? Let the official investigations play out, with no one going to jail, meanwhile, some hand-picked investigators are busily compiling lists of witnesses to grill, and questions to ask, when "the public" finally gets its fill of this failure theater, and demands that the President appoint a special prosecutor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 18, 2017 10:05 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2017 10:05 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 18, 2017 10:06 PM (rb1zT)
right there with you on the Old Golds. powered many a late night writing papers on college.
good times
Posted by: browndog at October 18, 2017 10:08 PM (bGMOs)
Y'all take care. "Sweet dreams."
Posted by: RI Red at October 18, 2017 10:31 PM (j+Qym)
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