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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Eesh: Lamar Alexander and Patty Murray Reach "Tentative" Deal to Start Subsidizing Obamacare Insurance Companies with Taxpayer Money Again; Trump Signals He May Support ItAnother "bipartisan victory" on the horizon. Huzzah! Well, supposedly, the GOP is getting a few small t hings out of the bargain to give Democrats everything.Alexander said he’ll present details of the package to Republicans this week. Along with the insurance subsidies, the package would give states new flexibility on how their Affordable Care Act markets are run. It will also encourage states to meld their markets together, and let more people buy low-cost, limited-coverage plans. Obstacles to the proposal are already developing in the House. Representative Mark Walker, who heads the conservative Republican Study Committee, said that GOP lawmakers should be focused on repealing Obamacare, not propping it up. "This bailout is unacceptable," the North Carolina lawmaker said in a tweet from the committee account.Hear, hear. Are they going to have the CBO score the bailout? Or do only people seeking to repeal Obamacare have to submit to the CBO for scoring? So we keep afloat this monstrosity with more taxpayer money (which, of course, we were told we'd never have to do -- Obama promised), and in return we get... some small leeway of state tinkering. Allowing people to buy limited-coverage plans. Here's the thing: People are already buying limited-coverage plans. They're just paying full coverage prices for them -- because they're forced to subsidize so many others with their own premium payments. So, the GOP has thrown in the towel and is keeping Obamacare. I think the GOP has made it pretty clear, especially on the Senate side, that they were lying when they said they wanted to end Obamacare. I guess they just want to keep it and pour more taxpayer money into it. Trump's complicit in this, too -- but then, with John "The Hero" McCain tanking the last shot at repeal, I'm not sure what is left to do here. And given that he only recently became a Republican, he doesn't know what us long-timers know-- that the GOP lies. Always. And it doesn't believe in any of the things it claims to believe. Night! Imma lift some weights for the first time in two weeks. (I mildly sharted myself doing squats last time and it rather put me off them. TBH, I feel pretty sharty right now not even doing them but I'm gonna take some loperamide and just hope for the best.) Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Have a good night, Ace. Sorry it couldn't be to better news -- maybe Trump is angling for something here? Just a hope, maybe a vain one.
Posted by: acethepug at October 17, 2017 07:40 PM (539ql) 2
Careful with those weights.
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 17, 2017 07:40 PM (0n18S) 3
Obamacare is dead. Long live Obamacare!
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2017 07:40 PM (OAlmw) 4
First?
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 07:40 PM (Sfs6o) 5
Huh, maybe try the leg press. I've never sharted doing that. I appreciate your candor.
Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2017 07:41 PM (eIQHF) 6
Damnit!
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 07:41 PM (Sfs6o) 7
With just more republicans in the HOR and the senate we could really make true conservatism work![/gopE fundraising letter]
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 07:41 PM (7kLRC) 8
Well, supposedly, the GOP is getting a few small t hings out of the bargain to give Democrats everything.
--- To get every third day off from being pantsed? Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:41 PM (JhE5a) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 07:42 PM (7kLRC) 10
This bipartisan effort to shaft middle America and working Americans gives me a woody.
Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at October 17, 2017 07:43 PM (7kLRC) 11
>>> Huh, maybe try the leg press. I've never sharted doing that. I appreciate your candor.
Usually people don't. So thanks! Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 07:43 PM (8rNrN) 12
Vomit vomit vomit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 07:43 PM (NWiLs) 13
These gopE guys are giving it harder to their base than I ever did to Barry.
Posted by: Reggie Love at October 17, 2017 07:44 PM (7kLRC) 14
When you're 29 years old, never trust a shart.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2017 07:44 PM (3ubcI) 15
Night! Imma lift some weights for the first time in two weeks. (I mildly sharted myself doing squats last time and it rather put me off them. TBH, I feel pretty sharty right now not even doing them but I'm gonna take some lorzetram and just hope for the best.) Posted by: Ace ======== Yeesh. Risk of doing business I guess? Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 07:44 PM (o3+fQ) 16
Are they going to have the CBO score the bailout? Or do only people seeking to repeal Obamacare have to submit to the CBO for scoring?'
--- You're going to be surprised at how much we're going to save!!! Posted by: Dems--errr CBO at October 17, 2017 07:44 PM (JhE5a) 17
I shart when I get out of my chair.
Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at October 17, 2017 07:44 PM (7kLRC) 18
Medved seemed happy about this.
He said subsidies would go on for two years, and the be phased out. However... he fails to mention that no matter what, plan prices will go up. The subsidies might or might not. Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 07:44 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 07:45 PM (ce4vQ) 20
I blame almost every wing of the GOP for the failure to repeal ObamaCare.
Trump fucked it up from the get go when he promised all the goodies would stay in there after winning. Then there was the Cruz/Rand TruCon types that wanted a clean repeal (as do I) but didn't have the votes, so they killed anything resembling reforming it. Which means we get to keep the status quo And then there are the McCain types that just want to shit on Trump's Presidency. Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 07:45 PM (uc45P) 21
You are welcome.......suckers.
Posted by: John Roberts at October 17, 2017 07:45 PM (7kLRC) 22
FUN FACT: Since Boxer left Patty Murray holds the coveted title of the Senate's Stupidest Female.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 07:45 PM (Mouru) 23
You can't light a shart.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at October 17, 2017 07:46 PM (HgMAr) 24
Just recently became a republican? McCain has been in the Senate for decades
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 17, 2017 07:46 PM (z2W2E) 25
Eh, it's a step in the right direction. First, it's now actually funded legally by Congress, not just EO or executive slush fund. Second, the squishes now have to defend it during upcoming election.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 17, 2017 07:46 PM (CXLVd) 26
"If you're going to shart in this gym, you're going to leave."
Posted by: Gold's Gym at October 17, 2017 07:46 PM (Mouru) 27
22 FUN FACT: Since Boxer left Patty Murray holds the coveted title of the Senate's Stupidest Female.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 07:45 PM (Mouru) Kamala Harris?? The race is on for the stupidest female Senator. Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 07:47 PM (ce4vQ) 28
He said subsidies would go on for two years, and the be phased out.
However... he fails to mention that no matter what, plan prices will go up. The subsidies might or might not. Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 07:44 PM (aT+Bx) --- And once the government starts paying for something, they rarely stop paying for it. We'll see if the Judge in Hawaii lets us get away with stopping it. Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:47 PM (JhE5a) 29
I think the GOP has made it pretty clear, especially on the Senate side, that they were lying when they said they wanted to end Obamacare.
----------- But but but they voted for the repeal dozens of times!!!!! Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2017 07:47 PM (z/Ubi) 30
Night! Imma lift some weights for the first time in two weeks. (I mildly sharted myself doing squats last time and it rather put me off them. TBH, I feel pretty sharty right now not even doing them but I'm gonna take some lorzetram and just hope for the best.)
I am lmao! Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 07:47 PM (Enq6K) 31
Its like lucy with the football fer enturnity
Posted by: vizzy at October 17, 2017 07:47 PM (s5Khz) 32
I was promised there would be winning. Where the Hell is my #winning on this?!
DAMN YOU GOPe uniparty for giving handjobs across the aisle! Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at October 17, 2017 07:47 PM (N5dam) 33
If you could have afforded the deductible you wouldn't have me now. Oh well there are some very deserving dreamers that will be on full medical rides.
Posted by: Prostate Cancer at October 17, 2017 07:47 PM (7kLRC) 34
>>I mildly sharted myself doing squats last time and it rather put me off them.
Sometimes you are too honest, Ace. Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 07:47 PM (S2TYU) 35
Sharing sharting *blink, blink* I'm at a loss for words....
Posted by: SteveOReno at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (2sCft) 36
Bannon needs to step up on this. I like Trump, obviously, but he has to work with the tools he's got.
Bannon is the one who has the Trumpista clout. he needs to speak out against this bailout of Big Insurance. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (zO+RE) 37
I blame McConnell
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (Mouru) 38
I think it might be the mct oil. I don't take it much anymore because I have my coffee black until I break fast. But I had it today. I think maybe I had it last time, too, looking for an energy boost.
but if you're not used to mct oil, it makes things all sorts of interesting in your lower GI. Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (8rNrN) 39
Perhaps you should be doing your kegels. The sphincter is a muscle, too. Now drop and give me 20 puckers!
Posted by: Personal Trainer with boundary issues at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (tMFgx) 40
Ace needs a squaty potty.
Posted by: freaked at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (UdKB7) 41
And once the government starts paying for something, they rarely stop paying for it.
We'll see if the Judge in Hawaii lets us get away with stopping it. --- Yeah, there is that. So glad we have the Judge Presidents in Hawaii to look out for us. BTW... the latest travel ban one? A Bush appointee. Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (aT+Bx) 42
Eh, it's a step in the right direction. First, it's now actually funded legally by Congress, not just EO or executive slush fund. Second, the squishes now have to defend it during upcoming election.
Posted by: Oedipus +++++++++++ They'll just play that stupid game where they say they oppose ObamaCare, but only with the "right" bill, which means never. Just like Democrats swear they want border security and to fight terrorism, just not the way Trump does it. Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (uc45P) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (Mouru) 44
If you're not shitting yourself while squatting you're not going hardcore enough.
SHIT BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER! Posted by: thathalfrican - Sorta lurkmode B at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (IYHxL) 45
*pbbbbbbbbtttt* Shart Alert!
Posted by: Planet Fitness at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (+EgYj) 46
Everybody has a good sharting story. Mine was....err no.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (JhE5a) 47
You'll never be entirely rid of me.
Muu-hu-hwaaa-haaa! Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (HgMAr) 48
I thought the problem with big insurance was all the money they were making? at the expense of sick people, in collusion with doctors who over subscribe pain medication and antibiotics?
This just doesn't add up. Who is keeping the books? We need some auditors, some government auditors, and forensic accounts in the FBI to investigate this. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (m9X4Y) 49
Ace maybe you should consider a pre lift dump. With an extra ten minutes on the throne to make sure you're set.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (z/Ubi) 50
How can the President be "complicit" when he is literally the only one who has made tangible progress in stopping Obamacare? Yes, the Senate is a huge failure as an institution, and yes the Supreme Court should have long since ruled it illegal if the Constitution meant anything, but how is the Derp State a reflection on the guy sent to destroy it?
Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (FuOEm) 51
Shart Week - for the sweeps.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (JhE5a) Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (8rNrN) 53
Is sharting covered under a high deductible plan?
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (Sfs6o) 54
DACA and illegal ObamaCare subsidies means Trump is holding all the cards, but something tells me he will give away the store so he can brag on Twitter what a dealmaker he is for a single news cycle.
Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (uc45P) 55
I mildly sharted myself doing squats last time and it rather put me off them.
Sometimes you are too honest, Ace. Posted by: garrett Ace is definitely a "giver". Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (FxM6p) Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (S2TYU) 57
Well.. we just heard our premium is going up 7% this year. No idea what we will put out in Medicare. before you think..oh 7%? That's not bad. We are already paying $700 a month not counting Medicare for health insurance. We are NOT rich people so this fucking hurts.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: Ace's Batman Underoos at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (S2TYU) 59
Maybe the MCT oil situation will give weightlifting one important element it lacks -- drama.
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (8rNrN) Maybe it's time to step up your game to explosive diarrhea. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (Mouru) 60
Is sharting covered under a high deductible plan?
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (Sfs6o) --- We don't really want to think about coverage, do we? Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (JhE5a) Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (FxM6p) 62
Everybody has a good sharting story. Mine was....err no.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (JhE5a) ............ You want to hear mine again? I love telling it! Posted by: Al Roker at October 17, 2017 07:51 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2017 07:51 PM (zO+RE) 64
You mean you are not supposed to shart when doing squats?
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2017 07:51 PM (7kLRC) 65
Shartnado. A Movie NO ONE Wants to See.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:51 PM (JhE5a) 66
The shart olympics weightlifting competition.
You do not want to see the agony of defeat footage. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (hyuyC) 67
oh good it is over.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (zO+RE) 68
25 Eh, it's a step in the right direction. First, it's now actually funded legally by Congress, not just EO or executive slush fund. Second, the squishes now have to defend it during upcoming election.
Posted by: Oedipus at October 17, 2017 07:46 PM (CXLVd) Dude. You banged your mom. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs) 69
Maybe it's time to step up your game to explosive diarrhea.
Posted by: Cicero Aka, "How to stand flat footed and shit thru a screen door". Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (FxM6p) 70
So, I'm going to Vegas,apparently they don't have any video surveillance.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (7HzXf) 71
Oh Ace, you could have had a ten but you didn't stick the landing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (7kLRC) 72
Don't forget the Oxygen Dihydride, Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (+EgYj) 73
Hmm... blame my Midwestern dialect and orthodoxy, but:
Is it Shart or Shard??? Kind of accustomed to saying sharded. e.g. I accidentally sharded while I was touring 'the Shard' in London. And it looks likes google spellcheck hates my version, too. Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (ce4vQ) 74
TMI boss!!
Posted by: Country Boy at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (+ENy9) 75
The campaign donations must flow !
Not gonna put nothin' on PDT; he's only 1/3 of the 3 branches and he can only do what he can do. The other two branches are fighting him dirty, tooth & nail; we can work on fixing that. Took 50+ years to eff this country up this bad, gonna take a while to change it back. Meantime, there's always the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve. Yay ! Good for you, Ace, power through it ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (z3Hmr) 76
Yeah, Mark Levin was all torqued off about this on the portion I heard earlier.
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (sdi6R) 77
Trump Signals He May Support It
Goes hand in glove with PDT's Bushbot DHS appointment. We're finished. Posted by: Craptastic at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (mcI77) 78
So, are we talking regular ol' garden variety sharting, or projectile sharting?
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (Sfs6o) 79
I'd like to make McConnell 16 feet tall, because I want to ram a 10 foot spike up his ass and plant him on the Capitol steps.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (V6WYe) 80
Shartnado. A Movie NO ONE Wants to See.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:51 PM (JhE5a) I'd watch it. Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (T71PA) 81
You do not want to see the agony of defeat footage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (hyuyC) --- Or the agony of victory, either. Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (JhE5a) 82
All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Clinic supports keeping Obamacare because if it goeas away it will kill how many chillden each year !!!! Also Gays and lesbians will be hurt do to their specific healthcare needs which are different from intolerable Republitards...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (WmgTn) 83
Head of the Republican study committee told them to piss off.
Posted by: Buford Gooch at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (bOtTO) 84
Firesharter was Prodigy's most successful single, of course.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (m9X4Y) 86
Well.. we just heard our premium is going up 7% this year. No idea what we will put out in Medicare. before you think..oh 7%? That's not bad. We are already paying $700 a month not counting Medicare for health insurance. We are NOT rich people so this fucking hurts.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels _________ It's not brought up nearly enough, but in order to help the CBO score, ObamaCare took away $700 billion from Medicare. Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (uc45P) 87
Shartnado. A Movie NO ONE Wants to See.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:51 PM (JhE5a) I'd watch it. Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (T71PA) --- Yeah! What's the problem? Posted by: Germany at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (JhE5a) 88
Maybe the MCT oil situation will give weightlifting one important element it lacks -- suspense.
Ha, my suspense was will I make it through my first day back after a two week hiatus without puking (I didn't) and will I get an exercise induced migraine (I did). I can't take more than a week off without getting a headache when I start back up. Honestly, I'd rather shart. Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (eIQHF) 89
Via Gateway Pundit... when Samantha Powers testified, she said she did not make all the unmasking requests that were attributed to her.
Barry? Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (aT+Bx) 90
I mildly sharted myself doing squats last time
I don't believe there's such a thing as "mildly sharted" ... especially while you're squatting. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (8gDQu) 91
Looks like this will add a ammo depot for Bannon come primary time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (7kLRC) 92
When "Trump Signals He May Support It" I think it just means he's keeping his options open. It's not an endorsement.
Posted by: freaked at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (UdKB7) 93
Hmm... blame my Midwestern dialect and orthodoxy, but:
Is it Shart or Shard??? Shart. When you thought you were going to fart, but you shit. Also, "fart" - things guys over 50 should never trust. Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (FxM6p) 94
73 Hmm... blame my Midwestern dialect and orthodoxy, but:
Is it Shart or Shard??? Kind of accustomed to saying sharded. e.g. I accidentally sharded while I was touring 'the Shard' in London. And it looks likes google spellcheck hates my version, too. Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (ce4vQ) Shart. shit/fart combo. Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l) 96
Sharing sharting *blink, blink* I'm at a loss for words....
Posted by: SteveOReno at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (2sCft) I find it hard to believe this is a new subject on this blog. Posted by: Country Boy at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (+ENy9) 97
One word, Ace: Depends!
Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (BiLU+) 98
Waiting for 100...............
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (HiDrR) 99
So with sharting you can just sort of?
Posted by: Pregency at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (7kLRC) 100
Well.. we just heard our premium is going up 7% this year. No idea what we will put out in Medicare. before you think..oh 7%? That's not bad. We are already paying $700 a month not counting Medicare for health insurance. We are NOT rich people so this fucking hurts. --- You're wrong. Your premium went down, and you're saving an average of $2,500 per year. My numbers are never wrong. You're Welcome. Posted by: king Barry I at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (aT+Bx) 101
100!
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (Sfs6o) 102
Shart. shit/fart combo.
Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (Enq6K) It's a portmanteau, man. What is it about portmanteau that you morons don't get? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (Mouru) 103
Looks like Lamar Alexander has turned this into a lot closer race. He's now neck and neck with Corker for the most despicable current U.S. Senator from Tennessee.
Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (j+dfT) 104
Via Gateway Pundit... when Samantha Powers testified, she said she did not make all the unmasking requests that were attributed to her.
Barry? Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (aT+Bx) --- Are you saying Barry needed a beard? Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (JhE5a) 105
89 Via Gateway Pundit... when Samantha Powers testified, she said she did not make all the unmasking requests that were attributed to her.
Barry? Fuckstick never gets hands dirty directly. ValJar or Rice is my bet. Posted by: Craptastic at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (mcI77) 106
... or projectile sharting?
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM Specifically, rimfire, centerfire, or belted magnum? Posted by: Camp Peristalsis at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (+EgYj) Posted by: king Barry I at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (aT+Bx) 108
Cosmic.. I know. Senior citizens are taking it up the ass. It's fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (CNHr1) 109
Shart for the win. Thanks for the help.
(I sharted just last week - and called it a 'shard'. How SILLY of me.) Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (ce4vQ) 110
I don't believe there's such a thing as "mildly sharted" ... especially while you're squatting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (8gDQu) ============= Heh. Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (BiLU+) 111
I sharted one time and Ernie's forearm was covered.
Posted by: Elmo at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (7kLRC) 112
DACA and illegal ObamaCare subsidies means Trump is holding all the cards, but something tells me he will give away the store so he can brag on Twitter what a dealmaker he is for a single news cycle.
Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (uc45P) One name trolls back, they are. Posted by: Country Yoda at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (+ENy9) Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (HiDrR) 114
You do not want to see the agony of defeat footage. Posted by: NaCly Dog The one where Hillary breaks her toe? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (QIzTH) 116
Loperamide
Don't take lotrezam or any other drug that bing only finds your misspelling for. Side effects may be even more dramatic. Posted by: DaveA at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (FhXTo) 117
It's a portmanteau, man. What is it about portmanteau that you morons don't get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (Mouru) I thought portmanteau was a cabinet where one keeps the port wine... Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (T71PA) 118
You've lost that shartin' feelin'
Whoa, that shartin' feelin' You've lost that shartin' feelin' Now it's gone...moist...wet...woah Righteous, GAINZZZ. Do you even lift, Brah? Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (3ubcI) 119
This isn't the hill to die on (part 1,57.
Posted by: GOPe at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (D7E6y) 120
It's a portmanteau, man. What is it about portmanteau that you morons don't get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (Mouru) You just keep your fancy-ass French words to yourself. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (8gDQu) 121
Fuckstick never gets hands dirty directly.
ValJar or Rice is my bet. -- Yeah, you're right. Seems like ValJar is too smart to get caught. Rice? As per Barry et al? Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (aT+Bx) Posted by: direwolf at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (BmTFY) 123
Can I just say something I might regret? I'd rather be slapped in the face than punched in the dick.
And that is what I have been getting with Obamacare, punched in the dick. Over and over. This bullshit, illegal, monetary handouts to insurance companies are crap. So instead I'll gladly take a few minor concessions for a temporary LEGAL fix. Oh and next time this comes up? Maybe I'll take a few more concessions. Want a permanent fix? then the Dems better prepare for me to punch them back, right in the dick. I think Trump is crazy like a fox here. So far on obamacare the dems have had to concede nothing, ever. All benefit, no pain. Make them start earning it, at least a little. Also, Trump needs to get rid of all the exceptions to Obamacare. You know, those states, unions, and big corporation Obama illegally declared exempt. Oh, and start collecting those fines. They want this piece of shit - give it to them good and hard. Then we can compromise on fixing/repealing the law. With a little luck, the whole thing will devolve into a on-line insurance exchange - like car insurance, where you can pick and choose your level of coverage and carrier. Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (fftfA) 124
Today is my birthday. I am the BIG 5 0.
The gf bought me a recliner. I am finally recliner worthy. Saturday I can begin to explore the recliner lifestyle I've heard so much about. Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (u/p7K) 125
This is very upsetting news. I believe GOP voters expected an entirely different result.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (ylUqT) 126
" intolerable Republitards...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro " I am so stealin' that ! Thx, Mary ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (z3Hmr) 127
Can someone recommend a good (cheap) website for ammo? Looking for .223 and 5.56
Palmetto State Armory has some occasionally. Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (FxM6p) 128
103 Looks like Lamar Alexander has turned this into a lot closer race. He's now neck and neck with Corker for the most despicable current U.S. Senator from Tennessee.
Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (j+dfT) ============== We feel your pain. Posted by: Arizona at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (BiLU+) 129
Lamar and Patty
Sitting in a tree. ****ing Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l) ............ Lamar is either gay or impotent IMHO Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 07:59 PM (HgMAr) 130
Wasn't John McCain awarded a Purple Shart for his service to our country?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 07:59 PM (/qEW2) 131
Looks like Lamar Alexander has turned this into a lot closer race. He's now neck and neck with Corker for the most despicable current U.S. Senator from Tennessee.
Posted by: Furious George _______ Do these fossils in the Senate that call themselves Republicans have one iota of conservatism in them anymore? If you want to bail out Obamacare, might as well just come out for Single Payer and get it over with because that will be the end result. Even the "smart set" has to know that its unaffordable for the middle class. Just amazed the swamp can do this to even deep red state Republicans. Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 07:59 PM (uc45P) 132
Can someone recommend a good (cheap) website for ammo? Looking for .223 and 5.56
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (HiDrR) ----- JG SALES Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 07:59 PM (7kLRC) Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 07:59 PM (FxM6p) 134
Embrace that shit. Own it.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2017 08:00 PM (3ubcI) 135
Can someone recommend a good (cheap) website for ammo? Looking for .223 and 5.56 Posted by: IrishEi House Democrats have introduced a number of new gun control measures in the wake of a deadly mass shooting in Las Vegas. Among the proposals are HR.3962 to ban online ammunition sales, H.R. 4025 requiring gun dealers to report the sale of two or more rifles to the same person in a five-day period, and HR. 4052, which would ban magazines able to hold greater than 10 rounds. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2017 08:00 PM (IqV8l) 136
113 Woot!
OT: Can someone recommend a good (cheap) website for ammo? Looking for .223 and 5.56 Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (HiDrR) ---------- If you're interested in buying in bulk, I like Georgia Arms. Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:00 PM (Sfs6o) 137
I thought portmanteau was a cabinet where one keeps the port wine...
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? ___________ No, it was one of the songs on Bob Seger's Beautiful Loser album. Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2017 08:00 PM (j+dfT) 138
I thought portmanteau was a cabinet where one keeps the port wine...
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (T71PA) --- I like a good port wine. Yes, I'm a port man, too. Posted by: Colonel Hugh Pickering at October 17, 2017 08:01 PM (JhE5a) 139
I think Trump is pulling a rope a dope.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 08:01 PM (CNHr1) 140
Bulkammo dot com has some pretty good bulk ammo specials on most common rounds.
Posted by: SteveOReno at October 17, 2017 08:01 PM (2sCft) Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 08:01 PM (2wRtc) 142
I thought portmanteau was a cabinet where one keeps the port wine...
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? Natalie Portman's pedicurist would disagree. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru) 143
Night all. See you on the tail end of the ONT.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 08:02 PM (FxM6p) 144
72 Don't forget the Oxygen Dihydride, Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (+EgYj) Be careful. That's stuff is dangerous. It's as acidic as hydrogen hydroxide. Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2017 08:02 PM (z/Ubi) 145
Cosmic is not me.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:02 PM (PUmDY) 146
ammoseek.com for all your ammo needs. Gives prices from a whole host of sites.
Posted by: GOPe at October 17, 2017 08:02 PM (D7E6y) 147
A shard is a piece of glass, so no, I'd rather shart than shard.
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2017 08:03 PM (sdi6R) 148
If you haven't already seen this, take a look:
Demonic Clown Drag Queen Does Story Time at Michelle Obama Library http://tinyurl.com/yalkjlwk Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 17, 2017 08:03 PM (398bZ) Posted by: John Kerry at October 17, 2017 08:03 PM (+EgYj) 150
"When "Trump Signals He May Support It" I think it just means he's keeping his options open."
I take it to mean he'll demand more winning. The problem with fixes is things are always worse after than they were before. Deep State and Dems are hard to beat on this issue. Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 08:03 PM (3myMJ) Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs) 152
Just saw an ad --
Here's How Much A Online Masters Degree Should Cost [sic] (Thought I'd share. As you were.) Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:04 PM (zkGZ8) 153
I think Trump is pulling a rope a dope.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 08:01 PM (CNHr1) --- Thanks for the warning! Posted by: Joey Biden at October 17, 2017 08:04 PM (JhE5a) Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 08:05 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 08:05 PM (CNHr1) 156
Any decent gym, if you shart while squatting, will revoke your membership.
It is sort of hysterical to imagine a bunch of New York girlymen prancing around the weight room with their little towels, wiping the sweat off the equipment seats ... and then ace just lets one go while he's squatting ... to a full scream ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 08:05 PM (8gDQu) 157
147 A shard is a piece of glass
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2017 08:03 PM What are we, chopped ceramic? Posted by: Pottery Bern at October 17, 2017 08:05 PM (+EgYj) Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2017 08:06 PM (mJ8mX) 159
I'm old enough to remember when both liberals and conservatives were supposedly against corporate welfare.
Now it's politically smart to just shovel over billions in subsidies to billion dollar insurance companies. If you're going to do this, at least give the consumer some sort of voucher that lets them make some choices about their healthcare. Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 08:06 PM (uc45P) 160
What the crap are the Astros doing ??
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:06 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:06 PM (zkGZ8) 162
Well, if Trump is 'signaling' he might support it, that pretty much means McCain and the GOP will vote against it for the win.
Posted by: Bryce Kleggonmeister at October 17, 2017 08:06 PM (m9X4Y) 163
The Ace of Sharts Headquarters
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 17, 2017 08:07 PM (JhE5a) 164
Astros are sharting themselves right now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:07 PM (P8951) 165
Well, if Trump is 'signaling' he might support it, that pretty much means McCain and the GOP will vote against it for the win.
Yep!! Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 08:07 PM (CNHr1) 166
Jiminy Christmas what a train wreck
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:08 PM (lwiT4) 167
It is too bad that the viet cong didn't finish off Juan McCane.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:08 PM (7kLRC) 168
"Shart in the Dark" is one of my favorite Ozzy tunes.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 17, 2017 08:08 PM (5sQ8t) Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:08 PM (HiDrR) 170
Thanks rickb, Jukin, Weasel, SteveO, and GOPe!
I knew youse guyz would come through! Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:08 PM (HiDrR) Happy, happy range time! Lead therapy works wonders. Posted by: SteveOReno at October 17, 2017 08:09 PM (2sCft) Posted by: GOP estabs! at October 17, 2017 08:09 PM (r+sAi) 172
"Shart in the Dark" is one of my favorite Ozzy tunes.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 17, 2017 08:08 PM (5sQ8t) Funny movie too with Peter Sellars and Elke Sommer. Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (T71PA) 173
A shard is a piece of glass, so no, I'd rather shart than shard.
Posted by: rickl ________ Soon found out I had a shart of glass. Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (zkGZ8) 174
Cosmic, like in education? Won't happen.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (PUmDY) 175
155 So we're talking about The Villages now?
Umm.. what do you know that I don't know?? Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 08:05 PM (CNHr1) You know about The Villages in Florida, right? Retirement community? STD capital of pretty much anywhere? Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (NWiLs) 176
How 'bout we all go tea party on their asses and dump our insurance policies into the Potomac?
I just don't see how this ends well. After all, all of the other "entitlement" programs have all turned out to be such great bargains for the country and our tax dollars. [barf] Well, at least I didn't shart, like some folks around here. Come for the politics, stay for the poo jokes. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (GVfr/) Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (QIzTH) 178
Deep Shart opened for The Demoncrats in Chicago in '68.
Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 08:11 PM (3myMJ) 179
We take the fear out of squatting. Give us a call.
Posted by: Squatty Potty, Inc. at October 17, 2017 08:11 PM (7Cr6v) 180
And let me explain it even better - I'm sick of the bullshit where congress gets exactly what they want, but never actually has to win a vote or debate it.
This is a rampant problem in this country. Judges make rulings on what they would like the law to be. The president signs expansive executive orders. The agencies play the sue and settle game. All of this makes congress increasingly dysfunctional - a bullshit debating society. Why do they need to stick their necks out, when the president, judges, or administrators will do their dirty work for them? It also makes all of us powerless and angry - we can't do anything to stop it. Congress gets to pretend to be on every side of every issue, all things to all people, and utterly useless. It is tyranny - a soft, bubble wrapped tyranny, but tyranny nonetheless. Slap me in the face, don't sucker punch me below the belt. At least then I have a chance to block, or counterpunch, or whatever. At least I can look my opponent in the eye, and spit in his face. Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 17, 2017 08:11 PM (fftfA) Posted by: Joey Biden at October 17, 2017 08:11 PM (JhE5a) Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (QIzTH) 183
Funny movie too with Peter Sellars and Elke Sommer.
Oh. Favorite early childhood memory...Elke Sommer. What's that tingling feeling? Posted by: SteveOReno at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (2sCft) 184
I've read that smoking loperamide can be a pleasant experience...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (e9G8E) 185
171
Save the Trillion Dollar Insurance Industry! Posted by: GOP estabs! at October 17, 2017 08:09 PM (r+sAi) Yeah, which businesses seem to have the most outlandish, palatial office buildings? Hint, it ain't even the banks anymore. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (GVfr/) 186
A reminder that many of the Dixie states were deep blue in our life times, and many of the elected officials started their career as socially moderate, porkbarrel grabbing Democrats.
Yes. I know the parties have shifted a bit since then. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (a7FXx) 187
A Shart in the Dark is a great movie with Peter Sellers
Posted by: Phildirt at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (eFXb/) Posted by: MAGA at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (LnOh3) 189
So ... I've been pretty absent lately. I've obviously missed some shit.
Are we still being treated to the usual "Rally 'Round the Republican Flag" shit by all the usual players ? Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (lwiT4) 191
124 Today is my birthday. I am the BIG 5 0.
The gf bought me a recliner. I am finally recliner worthy. Saturday I can begin to explore the recliner lifestyle I've heard so much about. Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (u/p7K) --------------- 3...2...1...Get off my lawn! Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (gC2IV) Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (mJ8mX) 193
This is where Ryan will show his true colors. Of course the Senate is full of squishes. If Ryan doesn't allow a vote unless the caucus goes along it's either dead or a reasonable deal.
If it gets through the house with a majority of Democratic votes, and a minority of Republicans, then Trump has come out of the closet in a feather boa if he doesn't veto it. Posted by: Kazinski at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (zHDwd) 194
177 A Shart in the Dark?
I loved Elke Sommershart. Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (QIzTH) Not to mention a well-placed guitar. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (GVfr/) 195
I know what The Villages are but I had no idea.. I mean they are a bunch of old people, right??
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (CNHr1) 196
191 124 Today is my birthday. I am the BIG 5 0.
The gf bought me a recliner. I am finally recliner worthy. Saturday I can begin to explore the recliner lifestyle I've heard so much about. Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (u/p7K) --------------- 3...2...1...Get off my lawn! Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (gC2IV) I see old people. Walking around like they're regular people. And they don't even know they're geezers! Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (NWiLs) 197
Uniparty strikes again. Fvck those guys in particular.
Posted by: USNtakim at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (0OmEj) 198
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (fiGNd)
--------- FYI...It's the Party of Shart now. Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (Sfs6o) 199
You should finish what you shart.
Posted by: Joey Biden at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (JhE5a) 200
I remember when Lamar Alexander ran for president. He wore a flannel shart on the campaign trail.
Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (3myMJ) 201
191 124 Today is my birthday. I am the BIG 5 0.
The gf bought me a recliner. I am finally recliner worthy. Saturday I can begin to explore the recliner lifestyle I've heard so much about. Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM (u/p7K) --------------- 3...2...1...Get off my lawn! Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:12 PM (gC2IV) Yeah, when I hit 50, my dad called and told me it was all downhill from here. Nothing like a loving family to support you when you are feeling a bit vulnerable, eh? Posted by: tcn in AK at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (GVfr/) 202
I stand corrected. 33+ years of saying it the wrong way - shart.
Though, I am sure some of those were shards as well. Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (ce4vQ) 203
195 I know what The Villages are but I had no idea.. I mean they are a bunch of old people, right??
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (CNHr1) The randiest bunch of old people anywhere in the world. Seriously. It's a regular Roman orgy over there. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (NWiLs) 204
Somebody just turned 50? We're letting children in here now?
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (lwiT4) 205
yeah, let's hang sliders right over the plate for Judge, you idiots.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (P8951) 206
FYI...It's the Party of Shart now.
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (Sfs6o) Like ... a Total Eclipse of the Shart ? Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:15 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 08:15 PM (QIzTH) 208
Senior citizens are taking it up the ass.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (CNHr1) So anal is the new shuffleboard? Posted by: Country Yoda at October 17, 2017 08:15 PM (+ENy9) 209
208 Senior citizens are taking it up the ass.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (CNHr1) So anal is the new shuffleboard? Posted by: Country Yoda at October 17, 2017 08:15 PM (+ENy9) Just don't confuse the Ben Gay for the Astroglide in the dark. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:15 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (lwiT4) 211
Somebody just turned 50? We're letting children in here now?
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (lwiT4) I bet you can hardly hear its knees snap and pop when it walks Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (3myMJ) 212
tie game. I knew this would not end well.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (P8951) 213
Shartnado
Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (zkGZ8) Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (/qEW2) 215
Like ... a Total Eclipse of the Shart ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:15 PM (fiGNd) ----------- That's beautiful, man!! Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (Sfs6o) 216
lol!! I had no idea!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 08:17 PM (CNHr1) 217
I wonder how hard Neil Young would have searched for a Shart of Gold.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:17 PM (fiGNd) 218
Truth is, I own both sides of the Uniparty.
You will get nothing than a good rodgering up your arse and like it. Posted by: George Soros at October 17, 2017 08:17 PM (7kLRC) 219
Somebody just turned 50? We're letting children in here now?
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (lwiT4) --- That's probably why all the potty talk. Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 08:17 PM (JhE5a) 220
Just don't confuse the Ben Gay for the Astroglide in the dark.
Posted by: Insomniac ________ I don't follow baseball but I think you just made a timely funny right there. Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:17 PM (zkGZ8) 221
Does anyone really know about the Villages or are they repeating baseless rumors?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:17 PM (PUmDY) 222
Speaking of shart - how long until Goodell is shit-canned?
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (ce4vQ) 223
Got to eat company candy at the new job orientation today. The peppermint cookie bark was to die for.
Posted by: Infidel at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (4ZKcy) 224
Dow Jones at 23,000 and we have to bail out Doctors, Hospitals, and Insurance companies.
Itsa puzzle. Posted by: Bryce Kleggonmeister at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (m9X4Y) 225
Some bullshit FOX poll on Drudge claims Roy Moore is tied with the Dem in AL.
Drudge is now officially shit. Posted by: Craptastic at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (mcI77) 226
207 I remember my first recliner. Everyone in the family took turns falling asleep in it.
Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 08:15 PM (QIzTH) -------- You had furniture? Luxury! We dreamed of having furniture! Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (Sfs6o) 227
Sharty? Put a cork in it mister
Posted by: Regular joe at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (7PllL) 228
The idea that Tax dollars are going to subsidize the PROFITS of companies....
Wait.... wasn't the partnership of Government and Corporations one of the aspects of.... Socialism? Posted by: Don Q. at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (NgKpN) 229
let's go Yanks !! Yay!
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (IkSJe) Posted by: Guy who talks about Pointed Sticks at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (JhE5a) 231
Kabuki, but without those old assholes having the respect to cover their faces in paint first.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2017 08:19 PM (Vevy5) Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 08:19 PM (m9Yt9) 233
221 Does anyone really know about the Villages or are they repeating baseless rumors?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:17 PM (PUmDY) --------- I drove past it once so I think that makes me an expert. Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:19 PM (Sfs6o) 234
Astros, did your entire BP get drunk last night?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (P8951) 235
Yeah, when I hit 50, my dad called and told me it was all downhill from here.
---- When I turned 40, my younger business partner sent me a birthday card. I featured a image of the grim reaper on the front, surrounded by flames. Inside it said, 'You Can Run, But You Can't Hide'. Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (7Cr6v) 236
Can this Hawaiian idiot be enjoined from ruling on any more of these cases? He seems to constantly be asserting the same rejected premise to repeatedly block Presidential power.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (oVJmc) 237
let's go Yanks !! Yay!
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (IkSJe) ===================== Im' suspicious of people like you Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (lwiT4) 238
221 Does anyone really know about the Villages or are they repeating baseless rumors?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:17 PM (PUmDY) Read it and weep. http://tinyurl.com/p9kor9w Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs) 239
It is probably the only poll that anyone wasted money on.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Bryce Kleggonmeister at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (m9X4Y) 241
Senior citizens are taking it up the ass.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (CNHr1) But they have pre-lubed catheters delivered right to their door, and at no charge. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru) 242
You had furniture? Luxury! We dreamed of having furniture!
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (Sfs6o) We would have dreamed of having Dreams !!! If we were allowed to sleep. Good God. You really are a One Percenter !!! Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (fiGNd) 243
'You had furniture? Luxury! We dreamed of having furniture!'
Sleep ! Oh the luxury! We had to stay awake 24 / 7 . Posted by: freaked at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (UdKB7) 244
I left my shart in San Francisco
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (JyFLk) 245
We've done Shartnado.
Posted by: Guy who talks about Pointed Sticks ________ (Sorry. Should've Ctrl-F'ed beforehand.) SHARTNADO 2 Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (zkGZ8) 246
All of you guys calling for the nfl to die should be praising the owners and Goodell. Today they just killed off another 5-8% of their fan base. I'm sure that leftists and inner city blacks will make up the white middle class dollars.
This is just plain good Wharton Business School economics. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (7kLRC) 247
did I say that out loud ? here ? sorry.
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (IkSJe) 248
235 Yeah, when I hit 50, my dad called and told me it was all downhill from here.
---- When I turned 40, my younger business partner sent me a birthday card. I featured a image of the grim reaper on the front, surrounded by flames. Inside it said, 'You Can Run, But You Can't Hide'. Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (7Cr6v) At 50 my Son sent me a card saying, "if you are not grown up by the time you are 50? You don't have to"... Posted by: Don Q. at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (lwiT4) 250
Can this Hawaiian idiot be enjoined from ruling on any more of these cases? He seems to constantly be asserting the same rejected premise to repeatedly block Presidential power.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (oVJmc) He don't need no stinkin' SCOTUS. Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (T71PA) 251
Dang, that ZH article about Marc Faber's rant has almost 1,000 comments already and it was only put up this afternoon.
Posted by: Country Yoda at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (+ENy9) 252
Does anyone really know about the Villages or are they repeating baseless rumors?
You have no idea. Posted by: Number 6 at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (oVJmc) 253
Wait.... wasn't the partnership of Government and Corporations one of the aspects of.... Socialism?
Posted by: Don Q. --------- Democratic National Socialism. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (7Cr6v) 254
You had furniture? Luxury! We dreamed of having furniture! Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM ( --------------- You had dreams? Any time we accidentally dozed off, our father would beat us to death! Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (gC2IV) 255
I live in Florida. Everybody knows about The Villages. They're gettin' their freak on big time over there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs) 256
I'm not shart, I'm vertically challenged.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (398bZ) 257
Today is my birthday. I am the BIG 5 0.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at October 17, 2017 07:58 PM ~~~~~ I thought everyone here was almost 29, like me. And Ace. Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (HiDrR) Posted by: Bryce Kleggonmeister at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (m9X4Y) 259
Senior citizens are taking it up the ass.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (CNHr1) But they have pre-lubed catheters delivered right to their door, and at no charge. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru) Somehow, it always devolves (evolves?) to butt stuff. Posted by: SteveOReno at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (2sCft) 260
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I thought 'The Village' was a neighborhood in NYC? Posted by: Bryce Kleggonmeister at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (m9X4Y) I can see it now: A reboot of "The Prisoner" with lots of sex and nudity. Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R) 261
6-4 NYY. Way to blow your lead, Astros.
Jeez, it's like you've turned into the Brewers or something. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (P8951) 262
All of you guys calling for the nfl to die should be praising the owners and Goodell. Today they just killed off another 5-8% of their fan base. I'm sure that leftists and inner city blacks will make up the white middle class dollars.
This is just plain good Wharton Business School economics. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (7kLRC) How? Posted by: Country Boy imitating Elizabeth Warren at October 17, 2017 08:23 PM (+ENy9) 263
Yay!! I mean boo ..
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 17, 2017 08:23 PM (IkSJe) 264
Happy birthday skunky!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:23 PM (P8951) 265
Read it and weep.
http://tinyurl.com/p9kor9w Peggy and 49-year-old David Bobilya were spotted -- with their undies around their ankles -- having sex against a Bait Shack hut at 10:30 pm, according to police. Overhead at scene: "Hey, what smells like fish?" Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru) 266
Are the Astros from Manila?
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:23 PM (T71PA) Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:24 PM (Sfs6o) 268
(Sorry. Should've Ctrl-F'ed beforehand.) SHARTNADO 2. --------------- Sorry that's "SHARTNADO NUMBER TWO." Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:24 PM (7kLRC) 269
Shartruse caboose
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2017 08:24 PM (IqV8l) 270
Jeez, it's like you've turned into the Brewers or something.
Posted by: DonnaV. at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (P8951) ============================= Continued slide into embarassment commences at 8 Central on TBS Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:24 PM (lwiT4) 271
No comments about the New Zealand chipocalypse?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2017 08:24 PM (7Cr6v) Posted by: Number 2 at October 17, 2017 08:24 PM (JhE5a) 273
The legend lives on from intestines on down
Of the big turd they called ShartOutFromMee ... The shart, it is said, never pokes out it's head Unless the boxers or briefs are quite roomy ... Posted by: Gordon ScoggFoot at October 17, 2017 08:25 PM (fiGNd) 274
How?
Posted by: Country Boy imitating Elizabeth Warren at October 17, 2017 08:23 PM (+ENy9) ------- That's SHARTCASM son. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:25 PM (7kLRC) 275
The sum of Lamar Alexander AND Patty Murray is greater in criminality, thievery and dumbfuckery than the parts, or something. Anything those two propose is poisonous to liberty and your money. And I hate to say it, but PDT going along with this, after torpedoing the Evil Edict last week twice, is just fucking ponderous. Yeah, he says it's "temporary" but so was the Income Tax in 1913. Any PDT diehards care to spin this and make me look stupid or stupider than I naturally am? Sheesh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw) 276
"Health" insurance will be much more affordable after the doctors and lawyers take a vow of poverty.
Posted by: Burger Chef at October 17, 2017 08:26 PM (RuIsu) 277
The legend lives on from intestines on down
Of the big turd they called ShartOutFromMee ... The shart, it is said, never pokes out it's head Unless the boxers or briefs are quite roomy ... Posted by: Gordon ScoggFoot at October 17, 2017 08:25 PM (fiGNd) What was this post about again? Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:26 PM (T71PA) 278
225 Some bullshit FOX poll on Drudge claims Roy Moore is tied with the Dem in AL.
Drudge is now officially shit. Posted by: Craptastic at Octobe And Ossoff is gonna win in Georgia! Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2017 08:26 PM (z/Ubi) 279
I inferred from a comment above -- or on the Isis thread -- that it was a different Hawaiian judge making the new 'ruling' not the same one as last time.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (mJ8mX) 280
>>>I don't believe there's such a thing as "mildly sharted" ... especially while you're squatting.
you're right. It wasn't a lot, but with a shart, any amount is too much. It's not like you can just carry on and ignore it. Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Hillary! at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (iFP6G) 282
At some point, I think you have made enough shart jokes.
Posted by: Barak Obama at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (7kLRC) 283
Any PDT diehards care to spin this and make me look stupid or stupider than I naturally am?
With DJT, all things are possible, but nothing is certain. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (Mouru) 284
Funny. I would never have thought to engage in political protest at my place of employment.
That's called white privilege. My employer pays me to work. I work and try not to scare the horses. Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (QIzTH) 285
It's not like you can just carry on and ignore it.
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (8rNrN) Sure you can! Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 17, 2017 08:28 PM (T71PA) 286
Andy Williams / Petula Clark - "Happy Shart"
There's a certain sound always follows me around When you're close to me you will hear it It's the sound that lovers hear when they discover There could be no other for their love It's my happy shart you hear Singing loud and singing clear And it's all because you're near me, my love Take my happy shart away Let me love you night and day In your arms I wanna stay, oh my love Feeling more and more like I've never felt before You have changed my life so completely Music fills my soul now, I've lost all control now I'm not half, I'm whole now with your love It's my happy shart you hear Singing loud and singing clear And it's all because you're near me, my love Take my happy shart away Let me love you night and day In your arms I wanna stay, oh my love Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 08:28 PM (ce4vQ) 287
Dang, that ZH article about Marc Faber's rant has almost 1,000 comments already and it was only put up this afternoon.
Posted by: Country Yoda at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (+ENy9) What he said is obviously true - and everyone knows it. Of course, it never could have happened, anyway, because white people were the only ones touring around the globe doing stuff like colonizing new continents. Well ... the Chinese could have done it but they always had a thing about leaving China. When they got a super navy together and sailed to Europe the first thing the new emperor did when they got back was burn all the ships and tell them to just sit down and shut up. Thank G-d, because they could have whipped everyone's ass. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 08:28 PM (8gDQu) 288
281 267 Shart! In the Name of Love!
Wait - that doesn't make sense, Disregard. Too late, lover... Posted by: Hillary! at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (iFP6G) ------ Eeeeeew! Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:28 PM (Sfs6o) 289
"you're right. It wasn't a lot, but with a shart, any amount is too much. It's not like you can just carry on and ignore it.
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (8rNrN)" --------- Well sure you can, until it gets cold. Then it's just gross. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (7kLRC) 290
Ay yi yi
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (lwiT4) 291
Crap, Grammie, I don't want to see a Dodgers-Yankees WS. the battle of the coastal elites! No, we need to get the two flyover teams in, I've decided. And Since I decided that, that is how it should be.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (P8951) 292
you're right. It wasn't a lot, but with a shart, any amount is too much. It's not like you can just carry on and ignore it.
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (8rNrN) Not after a dog catches wind of it, anyway. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (Mouru) 293
you're right. It wasn't a lot, but with a shart, any amount is too much. It's not like you can just carry on and ignore it.
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (8rNrN) You can if you persist! *Hic* Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (2sCft) 294
Shartnado!!
Posted by: Poop at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (4A5fG) 295
Any PDT diehards care to spin this and make me look stupid or stupider than I naturally am?
Sheesh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 08:26 PM It's complicated. And I am not a Trump DieHard. I am a pyromaniac waiting for the burning times. Posted by: Bryce Kleggonmeister at October 17, 2017 08:30 PM (m9X4Y) 296
Drudge is now officially shit.
Posted by: Craptastic ~~~~~ Yep. And he has the Russian/Obama Admin. story buried in black ink about 5 stories down on the right side. That should be his headline, but he's still all about the Weinstein. Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:30 PM (HiDrR) 297
Sometimes I feel like we're not getting anywhere. Like we're descending an infinite staircase loop.
Posted by: M. C. Eschart at October 17, 2017 08:30 PM (/qEW2) 298
Sometimes I feel like we're not getting anywhere. Like we're descending an infinite staircase loop.
Posted by: M. C. Eschart at October 17, 2017 08:30 PM (/qEW2) ISWYDT Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 08:31 PM (Mouru) 299
Oh.... oops...
Posted by: That guy that repeats what someone said upthread at October 17, 2017 08:31 PM (4A5fG) 300
I liked Shart. Sure ... the one sister ate a little too much. But the other sister was fire-ass hot, and the chubby sister still had a strong pulse and no obvious physical deformities.
Barracuda was a good tune too. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:31 PM (fiGNd) 301
I reject spurious, half-baked health care reform--but if Democrats like it, I'm all in!
Posted by: Maverick John Methane at October 17, 2017 08:31 PM (Ndje9) 302
Build the dang wall.
Posted by: Gothmog at October 17, 2017 08:32 PM (q177U) 303
Sometimes I feel like we're not getting anywhere. Like we're descending an infinite staircase loop.
Posted by: M. C. Eschart at October 17, 2017 08:30 PM (/qEW2) That's deep... or high... I can never tell on these damned stairways. Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:32 PM (T71PA) 304
Crap, Grammie, I don't want to see a Dodgers-Yankees
WS. the battle of the coastal elites! No, we need to get the two flyover teams in, I've decided. And Since I decided that, that is how it should be. Posted by: DonnaV. at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (P8951) ====================== Donna - you bet. A Yankees-LA series would be awful. Nobody would want anyone to win. LA can't even fill their seats. If you cant' fill your seats, you don't deserve to be in the WS Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:32 PM (lwiT4) 305
At some point, I think you have made enough shart jokes.
________ Perhaps, but it all led up to #273. Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:32 PM (zkGZ8) 306
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Woot! OT: Can someone recommend a good (cheap) website for ammo? Looking for .223 and 5.56 Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (HiDrR ========== Somebody already mentioned Ammoseek, I'll add SGAmmo.com to that. Really good selection and great prices. Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 08:33 PM (o3+fQ) 307
Things I learned today at AoS:
Sobibor closed in 1943 after an insurrection by the prisoners where the killed several guards and some escaped; in the South, a Dr.Pepper and a Mountain Dew are both Cokes; the Armenians were some of the biggest casualties in the Muslim fatwah against Christians; and A shart is a portmanteau. It's been an educational day. Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 08:33 PM (hZ+us) 308
Everybody was Kung Fu Sharting Those sharts were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they shart with expert timing Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 08:34 PM (auHtY) 309
Somebody already mentioned Ammoseek, I'll add SGAmmo.com to that. Really good selection and great prices.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 08:33 PM (o3+fQ) Oh ... I will second SGAmmo. An excellent source. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (fiGNd) 310
If a shart happens in the forest and nobody hears it, did it really happen?
Yea. It happened a lot, all the time in fact. Posted by: Hillary Clintons Depends Diaper at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (7kLRC) 311
This bi-partisan deal is a lot like Gordon Haywood's leg...
Posted by: phreshone at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (DpOmP) 312
Everybody was Kung Fu Sharting
Those sharts were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they shart with expert timing Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 08:34 PM (auHtY) I think we just jumped the shart. Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (T71PA) 313
It's not really race, it's culture. So I don't agree (or refuse to agree) with Farber.
Western Culture is the best. Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 08:36 PM (q177U) 314
It's been an educational day.
--- And the Kurds captured Raqqiuestan and the Iraqis captured Kirkuk. Posted by: Bryce Kleggonmeister at October 17, 2017 08:36 PM (m9X4Y) Posted by: freaked at October 17, 2017 08:36 PM (UdKB7) 316
well, coulda been worse.
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:36 PM (lwiT4) 317
Yep. Jumped it fer sure.
Posted by: freaked at October 17, 2017 08:36 PM (UdKB7) 318
Of course, where Faber is off is that we were lucky that America ended up being a British colony - white protestants. If it had been the French or Spanish this nation would have been a hellhole from the start, just like all of Central and South America.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 08:36 PM (8gDQu) 319
Shart Trek - To Boldy Go.
Posted by: Number 2 at October 17, 2017 08:37 PM (JhE5a) 320
Drudge is Cshrael Jhnosno with a shittier bicycle seat. And, no lame ass calendar.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 08:37 PM (KP5rU) 321
ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE MAKING DEALS WITH PATTY MURRAY, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 08:37 PM (XrCyE) Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:38 PM (gC2IV) 323
ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE MAKING DEALS WITH PATTY MURRAY, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
---- ^^^^ THIS TIME 1000 BILLION^^^^ Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:38 PM (7kLRC) 324
I have had the same fedex/ups delivery guys for 13 years now. Kind of nuts.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:39 PM (PUmDY) 325
I think we just jumped the shart.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (T71PA) Indeed. It was inevitable. Posted by: SteveOReno at October 17, 2017 08:39 PM (2sCft) 326
well, ignoramus is at Yankee stadium today, so I guess the Yankees can win this game to make him happy. but no more!
I liked that triangle solo commercial the first time I saw it, but it feels like I've seen it 1000 times in the past week. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:39 PM (P8951) 327
I can see her layin' back in her satin dress
With a stain in that place that you don't confess ShartDown ... you better take care Or you'll find stink's a creepin' 'round the stuff down there Posted by: Gordon ScoggFoot at October 17, 2017 08:39 PM (fiGNd) 328
Thanks, Jackal!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:39 PM (HiDrR) 329
And yes, if this passes, I'm all in with Bannon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 08:40 PM (XrCyE) 330
Well, supposedly, the GOP is getting a few small things out of the bargain to give Democrats everything.
Who needs Democrats when we have the Vichy Republicans to do what they want any way Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 08:41 PM (auHtY) 331
"Giant Octopus VS Mega Shart
" ------- Already have "Giant Early Menses VS Mega Shart" green lighted. Posted by: SYFY at October 17, 2017 08:41 PM (7kLRC) 332
From Drudge: Reese Witherspoon reveals she was sexually assaulted by a director at 16
--- Anybody else tired of this false equivalency that Dems are doing? -> It happens in everybody profession crap?! Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 08:41 PM (JhE5a) 333
Crappiest thread ever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 08:41 PM (KP5rU) 334
Ace, I too have succumbed to the MCT beer shits. One thing that seemed to help immediately was using a hand held, electric frother to separate the oil. Instead of going down as one mass of oil, it's separated into little globules (at least that's what I tell myself).
Make coffee with/without milk, pour in MCT, use frother. Down in 5 gulps. Then pop some fiber gummies Posted by: Bif at October 17, 2017 08:41 PM (62ucY) 335
Rand Paul will save us.
Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2017 08:42 PM (9TU00) 336
Sometime's I think it's a shame
When a shart get's to smellin' that nobody will claim ... Posted by: Gordon ScoggFoot at October 17, 2017 08:42 PM (fiGNd) 337
Somebody already mentioned Ammoseek, I'll add SGAmmo.com to that. Really good selection and great prices.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 08:33 PM (o3+fQ) Oh ... I will second SGAmmo. An excellent source. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (fiGNd) Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places, but every site I've looked at it's either more expensive than what I can get locally, or by the time you factor in sales tax, it's the same. Posted by: Country Boy imitating Elizabeth Warren at October 17, 2017 08:42 PM (+ENy9) 338
Asking for a friend, would a shartnado spin CCW in the northern hemisphere or CW?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:43 PM (7kLRC) 339
Of course she was.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:43 PM (PUmDY) 340
I've lost my place as the worse all-time sports injury on TV...
Posted by: Joe Theismann at October 17, 2017 08:43 PM (DpOmP) 341
Oh ... I will second SGAmmo. An excellent source.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM ~~~~ rickb mention that one earlier too, so that makes three recs. Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:43 PM (HiDrR) 342
337
Somebody already mentioned Ammoseek, I'll add SGAmmo.com to that. Really good selection and great prices. Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 08:33 PM (o3+fQ) Oh ... I will second SGAmmo. An excellent source. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (fiGNd) Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places, but every site I've looked at it's either more expensive than what I can get locally, or by the time you factor in sales tax, it's the same. Posted by: Country Boy imitating Elizabeth Warren at October 17, 2017 08:42 PM (+ENy9) ===========Well, if local is cheaper then go with that. It's not the case in my area. Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 08:44 PM (o3+fQ) 343
All forgiven? You're damned straight we're willing to lie to get your money back!
Posted by: NFL at October 17, 2017 08:44 PM (iFP6G) 344
well, in Witherspoon's case it's the same industry.
while I'm sure you can find sexual harassment- and people climbing the corporate ladder on their backs- in all industries, there's a reason only Hollywood is known for the casting couch. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:45 PM (P8951) 345
Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places, but every site I've looked at
it's either more expensive than what I can get locally, or by the time you factor in sales tax, it's the same. ------------ For JG and PSA, get on the daily mailing list. Specials will come with free shipping. I just bought a 1000 rounds of 5.56 green tip for .22/round to my door. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:45 PM (7kLRC) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:45 PM (lwiT4) 347
aimsurplus dot com sometimes has good ammo deals
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs) 348
Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places, but every site I've looked at it's either more expensive than what I can get locally, or by the time you factor in sales tax, it's the same. Posted by: Country Boy imitating Elizabeth Warren at October 17, 2017 08:42 PM (+ENy9) ---------- I just ordered 2000 rounds of 9mm for around $210/1000 delivered from GA Arms. Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o) Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:46 PM (T71PA) 350
Cocaine, because nobody every sucked cock for marijuana except in Hollywood where you don't need drugs just money and power.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:46 PM (7kLRC) 351
"Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places, but every site I've looked at it's either more expensive than what I can get locally, or by the time you factor in sales tax, it's the same."
Brownell's regularly has free shipping days. I've found that combining free shipping and a manufacturer rebate gets some good deals. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 17, 2017 08:46 PM (398bZ) 352
Government will never give up a power it has taken.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2017 08:47 PM (l9m7l) 353
Real ?, have Jennifer Lawrence or her parents denounced Weinstein yet?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:47 PM (PUmDY) 354
while I'm sure you can find sexual harassment- and people climbing the corporate ladder on their backs- in all industries, there's a reason only Hollywood is known for the casting couch.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:45 PM (P8951) --- I know, but the Dem spokesmen on even Fox have been trying to turn this into a "proof" of "rape culture" or something. Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 08:48 PM (JhE5a) 355
Well, if local is cheaper then go with that. It's not the case in my area.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 08:44 PM ~~~~~ I'm in Jersey where it's $675.00 per round, including the $674.70 gun nut assault bullet tax. Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:48 PM (HiDrR) 356
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2017 08:49 PM (gjfNx) 357
un flippin believable
welp, onwards and upwards to the next fiasco Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:45 PM (lwiT4) Oh please no more fiascoes. Just 8 straight wins starting tonight Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY) 358
Hi Alton. I just got here too. How are you doing?
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 08:49 PM (UoSKV) 359
the Dem spokesmen on even Fox have been trying to turn this into a "proof" of "rape culture"
-- anyone knows rape culture, it is the Democrats. Posted by: Bryce Kleggonmeister at October 17, 2017 08:49 PM (m9X4Y) 360
Anybody else tired of this false equivalency that Dems are doing? -> It happens in everybody profession crap?!
Posted by: Axeman ________ What I'm tired of is the tightrope walk all the "brave" Hollywood people are doing -- Oh, yeah, I knew Harvey Weinstein was a scumbag, but I didn't know so much that my not saying anything back then can be construed as after-the-fact conspiracy. Sorry, Hollywood people. If you knew, then you're complicit, no better than Joe Paterno. And being ex post facto conspirators puts you in the same class as Richard Nixon. Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:50 PM (zkGZ8) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:50 PM (lwiT4) 362
Asking for a friend, would a shartnado spin CCW in the northern hemisphere or CW?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 17, 2017 08:43 PM Radially out from the center. It's Science! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 08:50 PM (gk2JY) 363
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:48 PM (HiDrR)
------- Agree with everyone here - look for the free shipping deals! Also, try and move. Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o) 364
I have, grammie! Last millennium.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 08:50 PM (UoSKV) 365
Hi, Alton and bluebell. You guys have any idea what you're getting into tonight?
Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 08:50 PM (zkGZ8) 366
1/5 of women will be raped on college campu...what? Hollywood? Fuck
Posted by: Feminists at October 17, 2017 08:51 PM (gC2IV) Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Sfs6o) 368
What'd I miss today?
Ace front paging his swipes at AllahP. It's a good day. Sorry I missed the fun. Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Pz4pT) 369
Lawn sharts are safer than lawn jarts. You can't blind someone with a shart.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (/qEW2) 370
Oh please no more fiascoes. Just 8 straight wins starting tonight
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY) ========================== We're good. I've got my lucky underwear on. Had them on in Game 7 last year and haven't changed 'em yet. Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (lwiT4) 371
Well, FireHorse, I just scrolled up a bit, and now I'm wondering if I should just go back to what I was doing before.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (UoSKV) 372
Well, if the workplace is so dangerous for women, we'll just have to return to being housewives or else we'll just stick to female dominated jobs like teaching and nursing. isn't that the logical end of their argument? Back to the 50's!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (P8951) 373
367 You know who is a really great person? bluebell.
Oh! She's here? Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:51 PM (Sfs6o) That's some brown nose you got there. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (t3kPl) 375
372 Well, if the workplace is so dangerous for women, we'll just have to return to being housewives or else we'll just stick to female dominated jobs like teaching and nursing. isn't that the logical end of their argument? Back to the 50's!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (P8951) Would that really be so bad? Families being sustainable on a single income again? Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (NWiLs) 376
Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places, but every site I've looked at it's either more expensive than what I can get locally, or by the time you factor in sales tax, it's the same.
Posted by: Country Boy imitating Elizabeth Warren at October 17, 2017 08:42 PM (+ENy9) I used to buy ammo from Freedom Munitions. Now I only buy for reloading (I love Xtreme bullets, which are the same company as Freedom and, I believe, the bullets they use in their ammo). I don't know what their prices are anymore but they are worth checking out: https://www.freedommunitions.com/ Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 08:53 PM (8gDQu) 377
Hi Weasel. What do you need this time?
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 08:53 PM (UoSKV) 378
You know who is a really great person? bluebell.
Oh! She's here? Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:51 PM *waves at bluebell* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 08:53 PM (gk2JY) Posted by: Jose the Elephant Handler at October 17, 2017 08:53 PM (398bZ) 380
I'm surrounded by suckups. Sheesh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:53 PM (NWiLs) 381
377 Hi Weasel. What do you need this time?
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 08:53 PM (UoSKV) ---------- Oh, nothing! Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:54 PM (Sfs6o) 382
We're good. I've got my lucky underwear on. Had them on in Game 7 last year and haven't changed 'em yet.
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (lwiT4) They better work. I can't watch Yankees/Dodgers series. Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:54 PM (T71PA) 383
Would that really be so bad? Families being sustainable on a single income again?
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (NWiLs) ============================= I think it would be a big step up from where we are now. Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:54 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 08:54 PM (UoSKV) 385
the Dem spokesmen on even Fox have been trying to turn this into a "proof" of "rape culture"
Shocking! Disgusting! I mean, it's hereditary for us, but it's a. Voice for all other Dems. Posted by: The Kennedy Compound at October 17, 2017 08:54 PM (iFP6G) 386
378 You know who is a really great person? bluebell.
Oh! She's here? Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:51 PM ---------- Hoping she'll shiv you last? Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:55 PM (gC2IV) 387
This seems like a 3 Dimensional chess game strategy where the GOP can keep running against Obamacare.
It doesn't make any fucking sense but.. The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit. Posted by: Kreplach at October 17, 2017 08:55 PM (Wtll+) 388
I can't watch Yankees/Dodgers series.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 08:54 PM (T71PA) ================= I hear you. Wouldn't watch. Wouldn't care. Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:55 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2017 08:55 PM (gjfNx) 390
Hoping she'll shiv you last?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:55 PM (gC2IV) ----------- Why, yes as a matter of fact! Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:56 PM (Sfs6o) 391
RMBS! Just this morning I was thinking I hadn't seen you for a bit. Good to see you.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 08:54 PM I was up in Canada last week and in lurk mode. That and busy working at work. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 08:56 PM (gk2JY) 392
never been to a Cubs game
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2017 08:55 PM (gjfNx) ===================== Ahhhh. I may have to step in here and do some life-planning for you. Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 08:57 PM (lwiT4) 393
Have Scorsese, DeNiro commented yet?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 08:57 PM (PUmDY) 394
Insomiac I wouldn't have a problem with it but those media bimbos sure would and I think they're too dumb to recognize the implications of what they are saying. You want to avoid "toxic masculinity" stay the hell home.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:57 PM (P8951) 395
If this passes, I'm officially in the "let it burn" demographic.
Posted by: Blaine at October 17, 2017 08:58 PM (dsmGd) 396
Hoping she'll shiv you last?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:55 PM (gC2IV) ----------- Why, yes as a matter of fact! Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 08:56 PM (Sfs6o) ------- No worries. Until the cookbook is finished, anyway. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 08:58 PM (UoSKV) 397
The thing about Bluebell, Weasel. She's got black eyes...lifeless eyes...like a dolls eyes. Until she comes at ya with a shiv.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:58 PM (gC2IV) 398
394 Insomiac I wouldn't have a problem with it but those media bimbos sure would and I think they're too dumb to recognize the implications of what they are saying. You want to avoid "toxic masculinity" stay the hell home.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 08:57 PM (P8951) Oh absolutely. They have no clue of the logical consequences of what they're griping about. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:58 PM (NWiLs) 399
Shart. When you thought you were going to fart, but you shit.
Also, "fart" - things guys over 50 should never trust. Posted by: rickb223 AKA accidental discharge, thinking the gun is empty, but finding out a round was in the chamber. Posted by: Range Officer at October 17, 2017 08:58 PM (v9gSJ) 400
I was up in Canada last week and in lurk mode. That and busy working at work.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 08:56 PM (gk2JY) ------- Ah yes. I do seem to remember something about Canada now. Family thing, I think? Hope you had a good trip. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:00 PM (UoSKV) 401
What I wouldn't give to be shived. It's been years since I had a good shiving. Not even a quickie shiving. Ya get lonely ya know? Lack of the human touch, the slow deep shiv, the slice... Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 17, 2017 09:00 PM (t3kPl) 402
I mean, I've probably seen the Cubs play the Astros (or maybe the Cardinals or even the Reds), but not like you meant. I've never been to a Cubs game at Wrigley
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2017 09:00 PM (gjfNx) 403
397 The thing about Bluebell, Weasel. She's got black eyes...lifeless eyes...like a dolls eyes. Until she comes at ya with a shiv. Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 08:58 PM (gC2IV) -------- The bluebell Posse uses a shim. Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o) 404
but how can sleazy coward-ass war hero john mccain possibly vote for this if it doesn't go through regular order
Posted by: happyfeet at October 17, 2017 09:01 PM (mLfQi) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:01 PM (lwiT4) 406
New header at Instapundit!
Ladies, don't try to 'cleanse' your vagina by sticking a cucumber in it! Instapundit, he covers the stories so you don't have to! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (rb1zT) 407
Would that really be so bad? Families being sustainable on a single income again?
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (NWiLs) ------ Mine has been single income for the last 20 years. It can still be done if you use discipline and only ever borrow money to buy as much house you need, one time, or if you need to move do it laterally in home value. Posted by: Sidedraft at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (I16G8) 408
Hello from Ft Worth my friends, and continuing thanks for your prayers. My mother miraculously continues to mend, and I do mean miraculously. All the doctors were certain that she was not going to survive the anesthesia in her surgery. Even she expect that when she closed her eyes she would open them in heaven. I can only credit the power of Moron Prayers.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (vFu2B) 409
The bluebell Posse uses a shim.
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o) ------- It's true. I like things to be on the level. The Leveler, they call me. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (UoSKV) 410
My mother miraculously continues to mend, and I do
mean miraculously. All the doctors were certain that she was not going to survive the anesthesia in her surgery. Even she expect that when she closed her eyes she would open them in heaven. I can only credit the power of Moron Prayers. Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (vFu2B) Dood . . . I just teared up. Had you on my mind. What wonderful news! :-) Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:03 PM (14URa) 411
Ah yes. I do seem to remember something about Canada now. Family thing, I think? Hope you had a good trip.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:00 Very good, thanks. Hanging with the sister and BOL for Canadian Thanksgiving. Full week of basically doing nothing but relaxing. I'd say I'm tanned, rested and ready but, Canada. Rested and ready will have to do. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 09:03 PM (gk2JY) 412
Well I'm just a Shart letter
And I don't like my smell But I don't mind the sticky ... at all I've seen lots of sad faces And lots of shit places Of folks with...out reach of a stall But I got boxers around me To hold my Shite To keep it from going astray ... And a snug pair of Wranglers To keep me tight To keep it ... from slipping ... away Posted by: Scogg "The Possom" Jones at October 17, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd) 413
Grump! That's great news. God bless your mama. She's just not ready to leave you all yet. Good for her. Prayers for continued healing.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:03 PM (UoSKV) 414
I've never been to a Cubs game at Wrigley
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2017 09:00 PM (gjfNx) ================= It's a really cool park, for the ivy and the history of course. Hard to get tickets. A lot of times we'll wait for them to play the Brewers and catch them at Miller Park. It's a very nice place to watch a ball game. Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:04 PM (lwiT4) 415
I had a mtg broker one time called shiv mtg before crash. Listing agent actually asked me if I thought it was a reputable mtg broker
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 09:04 PM (PUmDY) 416
It's true. I like things to be on the level. The Leveler, they call me.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (UoSKV) --------- Or the Sporkinator. Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 09:04 PM (Sfs6o) 417
BIL. F U autocucumber!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 09:04 PM (gk2JY) 418
My mother miraculously continues to mend, and I do
mean miraculously. All the doctors were certain that she was not going to survive the anesthesia in her surgery. Even she expect that when she closed her eyes she would open them in heaven. I can only credit the power of Moron Prayers. Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (vFu2B) So glad to hear this, man. Here's hoping she continues to beat the odds about the head until they surrender the field. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 17, 2017 09:04 PM (rb1zT) 419
My mother miraculously continues to mend, and I do
mean miraculously. Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM ~~~~~ That's so wonderful, Grump! Will continue to pray for her quick recovery. Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 09:05 PM (HiDrR) 420
Grumpy - that's wonderful news about your mom! Wonderful!
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4) 421
Great news, Grump. Thanks for the update.
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 09:06 PM (Sfs6o) 422
RMBS, is your BIL a Canuck then? Do they eat the same things for Thanksgiving that we do for ours? I've always wondered that but never asked.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:06 PM (UoSKV) 423
Excellent news, Grump. Very glad to hear it!
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:06 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:07 PM (lwiT4) 425
I've been to Wrigley four times. Meh. (Ducks from Grammies' swinging purse.)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 09:08 PM (KP5rU) 426
Okey dokey. Bedtime. 'night!
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 09:08 PM (Sfs6o) 427
"Game of Thrones" star Lena Headey has joined the growing number of women who've accused Harvey Weinstein of inappropriate behavior.
Headey recalled that Weinstein was "furious" after she made it known that she was only interested in a professional relationship. Hedley, Hedley. And at this point wouldn't the shorter list be of women he didn't go after Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY) 428
Well I can light up your nose
I can stink up my clothes I can watch you choke down on your knees I can close down this bar I can defoul your car Drop a bomb ... wherever I please But I got boxers around me To hold my Shite To keep it from going astray ... And a snug pair of Wranglers To keep me tight To keep it ... from slipping ... away Posted by: Scogg "The Possum" Jones at October 17, 2017 09:08 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:08 PM (lwiT4) 430
Come on, baby, finish what you sharted.
Posted by: Van Hagar at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (7ReX+) 431
Sweet dreams, Weasel! Shim-less and shiv-less too.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (UoSKV) 432
grammie, I am rooting for the Cubbies SO hard. And hope to do so in the WS. A repeat would be the coolest thing ever!
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (14URa) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (lwiT4) 434
We are hoping for Mother to be discharged from the hospital tomorrow to a rehab facility about a mile away. Then the plan is for a week or two of rehab there, then a flight back home to South Carolina and a few weeks of rehab there.
Apparently the Lord still has some work for her here on Earth. Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (vFu2B) 435
Shartnado 5.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (FxM6p) "Splatterfart 5 The Reckoning' Posted by: Steven Spielberg at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (n3hky) 436
RMBS, is your BIL a Canuck then? Do they eat the same things for Thanksgiving that we do for ours? I've always wondered that but never asked.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:06 PM Nope. Only sane man from Seattle. Just working and living in Canuckistan and glad to have married into a conservative family. Yeah...Thanksgiving is pretty much the same up there. At least among their crowd. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (gk2JY) 437
'Night, weasel peasel. Sweet dreams.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:10 PM (14URa) 438
but if you're not used to mct oil, it makes things all sorts of interesting in your lower GI.
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (8rNrN) You have to use fur oil, Ace. Trust me on that. Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at October 17, 2017 09:10 PM (O848g) 439
Great news Grump!!! Thanks for the update!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 09:10 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4) 441
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (I16G
Good for you. But I think that works for fewer and fewer people as time has gone on, even if they're thrifty. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:10 PM (NWiLs) 442
>>> 375 Would that really be so bad? Families being sustainable on a single income again?
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 08:52 PM (NWiLs) The Uniparty wouldn't want to give up all the tax on that income. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (2jo2J) 443
HI, Grump928. Very glad about your mom.
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (QC/4S) 444
So we are gonna enshrine Obamacare. It's a monstrosity. A black hole. A money pit. And fvck the lying GOPe cocksockers. They are the laziest, must duplicitous, most shameful bunch of liars I've ever seen. I hate the whole lot of them. Makes me wish I had little voodoo dolls of McTurtle & Ryan so I could stick pins in them.
Well, I've said we had a uniparty, but we really have a traitor party. They are slimey rat bastards. As far as I'm concerned, they were complicit with Obama in all the shit he did. Under their watch, our country has been degraded. Maybe I should stop reading the news. Posted by: Cranky Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (PKZTQ) 445
Headey recalled that Weinstein was "furious" after she made it known that she was only interested in a professional relationship.
Well ... in all fairness ... I was pretty pissed after ScoggMrs informed me of the same intentions on MDay +1. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (fiGNd) 446
429; Grammie, our son knows the owner and some of the players. It still hasn't warmed my heart to baseball. Oh well, I'm weird, I guess.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (KP5rU) 447
433 Goodnight Weasel. Don't shart in bed.
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (lwiT4) Grammie! *shocked face* Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (NWiLs) 448
Nope. Only sane man from Seattle. Just working and living in Canuckistan and glad to have married into a conservative family. Yeah...Thanksgiving is pretty much the same up there. At least among their crowd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (gk2JY) --------- Very cool. So do they come down to Mass. for American Thanksgiving too? That would be nice. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (UoSKV) 449
Apparently the Lord still has some work for her here on Earth.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (vFu2B) ================== Rehab is hard, but she can absolutely do it. My mom had a similar thing a couple years ago, and now she's back to golfing! Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (lwiT4) 450
445 Headey recalled that Weinstein was "furious" after she made it known that she was only interested in a professional relationship.
Well ... in all fairness ... I was pretty pissed after ScoggMrs informed me of the same intentions on MDay +1. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (fiGNd) Ouch. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (NWiLs) 451
Great news, Grump! Continuing prayers for you and yours.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (gk2JY) 452
They found their bats
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (ABjxW) 453
do you like Indiana so far?
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4) I had a Moment earlier. Was out on the screen porch burnin' a parlie, finishing off the last (one too many) beers. Watching the sun finish setting over the pond, it was like glass. And I kinda fell apart. I felt so blessed, I was drowning in gratitude. I prayed, in my own goofy way, and all I could say was thank you, thank you, thank you. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (14URa) 454
411 Ah yes. I do seem to remember something about Canada now. Family thing, I think? Hope you had a good trip.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:00 Very good, thanks. Hanging with the sister and BOL for Canadian Thanksgiving. --- When is Canadian Christmas? November 25th? Posted by: natty bumppo at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (v9gSJ) 455
Schwarber - finally!!
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4) 456
355
Well, if local is cheaper then go with that. It's not the case in my area. Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 08:44 PM ~~~~~ I'm in Jersey where it's $675.00 per round, including the $674.70 gun nut assault bullet tax. Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 08:48 PM (HiDrR) ============= Yeeeah, online bulk ammo's gonna be a better option for you... Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (o3+fQ) 457
Headey recalled that Weinstein was "furious" after she made it known that she was only interested in a professional relationship.
He should have just had a cameo written for him. She'll strip down and jump in bed with anyone, on camera. You know, "a professional". Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (8gDQu) 458
grammie, I am rooting for the Cubbies SO hard. And hope to do so in the WS. A repeat would be the coolest thing ever!
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (14URa) They don't win World Series often, but when they do it's back to back so here's hoping. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (auHtY) 459
So, are we talking regular ol' garden variety sharting, or projectile sharting?
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (Sfs6o) In the interest of completeness, in Canada, and other corners of the former British Empire, the term is "plotch". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (O848g) 460
455 Schwarber - finally!!
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4) This isn't another craft beer is it? Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (NWiLs) 461
Apparently the Lord still has some work for her here on Earth.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (vFu2B) Oh, hell, no. You cannot make that woman go back to work!!! Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:14 PM (14URa) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2017 09:14 PM (tbOMB) 463
I felt so blessed, I was drowning in gratitude. I
prayed, in my own goofy way, and all I could say was thank you, thank you, thank you. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (14URa) ================ Oh Peaches - it sounds like God has put you in a real nice spot. So happy for you. Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:14 PM (lwiT4) 464
460 455 Schwarber - finally!!
Posted by: grammie winger - Go Cubs Go at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4) This isn't another craft beer is it? Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:13 PM (NWiLs) It may cause sharting. Especially after a sixer. Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:14 PM (ABjxW) 465
461 Apparently the Lord still has some work for her here on Earth.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (vFu2B) Oh, hell, no. You cannot make that woman go back to work!!! Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:14 PM (14URa) Make her earn her keep. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:14 PM (NWiLs) 466
Very cool. So do they come down to Mass. for American Thanksgiving too? That would be nice.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM Regrettably, no. Vacation time is at a premium, and with the dad's funeral and memorial, this year is kind of shot. Hoping to see them over the summer. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 09:15 PM (gk2JY) 467
Makes me wish I had little voodoo dolls of McTurtle & Ryan so I could stick pins in them.
Posted by: Cranky Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 17, 2017 09:11 PM (PKZTQ) You could just shart and stick pins in that. It's a good enough likeness. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:15 PM (8gDQu) 468
Make her earn her keep.
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:14 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:15 PM (14URa) 469
That's great Peaches!! SO happy for you my dear.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 17, 2017 09:15 PM (CNHr1) 470
Apparently the Lord still has some work for her here on Earth. Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:09 PM (vFu2B) Glad to hear that grumpy. Bless her. Posted by: Mimzey at October 17, 2017 09:15 PM (n3hky) 471
399 Shart. When you thought you were going to fart, but you shit.
Also, "fart" - things guys over 50 should never trust. Posted by: rickb223 AKA accidental discharge, thinking the gun is empty, but finding out a round was in the chamber. Posted by: Range Officer at October 17, 2017 08:58 PM (v9gSJ) That's actually a negligent discharge. An accidental discharge would be ace sharting during a squat rep. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 17, 2017 09:16 PM (5sQ8t) 472
Just in time to willow, but .... If IrishEi is still here, a good *first* website to check for ammo is ammoseek.com. Excellent shopping bot that shows current prices/availability (and includes a handy index of comparative shipping cost, which is key). Many of the sites mentioned up above by other Morons will show up on any searches. But if you're maximizing round/$, go through the process of doing "dummy" orders at each of several sites that appear cheapest, in cost/round. That way shipping (and if you're in the same state, taxes) will be included and you'll have your ACTUAL cost. Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2017 09:17 PM (QDnY+) 473
Free advice: Don't buy your Halloween candy early. I'll probably be a full-blown diabetic by Friday.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:17 PM (14URa) Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:17 PM (S2TYU) 475
I felt so blessed, I was drowning in gratitude. I prayed, in my own goofy way, and all I could say was thank you, thank you, thank you.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (14URa) ------- I am so happy to hear this, Peaches. So very happy for you. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:17 PM (UoSKV) 476
Peaches, glad you found peace. Hope all your days are great from here on. Don't forget, you deserve the happiness. You paid your dues.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 09:17 PM (KP5rU) 477
Many years ago, I used to be a Yankees fan. What's so objectionable about them? Is it just because they are from New York? I have no emotional investment in them now, so please feel free to trash them. I won't mind.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (/qEW2) 478
475 I felt so blessed, I was drowning in gratitude. I prayed, in my own goofy way, and all I could say was thank you, thank you, thank you.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (14URa) Good stuff. I'm so glad Indiana agrees with you this much already! Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (S2TYU) 480
479 >>Free advice: Don't buy your Halloween candy early.
Fun Size Candy is Evil. Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (S2TYU) And insidious. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (NWiLs) 481
I felt so blessed, I was drowning in gratitude.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:12 PM (14URa) You'll be drowning in pollen next spring. And snot. Enjoy Indiana ain't so bad. Go get your Lifetime Permit. Tell 'em Scogg sent ya'. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 09:19 PM (fiGNd) 482
>>Many years ago, I used to be a Yankees fan. What's so objectionable about them?
They are like a sports Obama. Too much idol worship from too many for too long. Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:19 PM (ABjxW) 483
>>What's so objectionable about them?
Storied, All-Time Winningest Organization. People love to hate excellence. Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:19 PM (S2TYU) 484
Fun Size Candy is Evil.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (S2TYU) I'm irked at these teensy-weensy tootsie rolls. They're delish but it's such a hassle to unwrap their wee selves. And you have to do it sooo many times. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:20 PM (14URa) Posted by: Jackie Chiles at October 17, 2017 09:20 PM (S2TYU) 486
484 Fun Size Candy is Evil.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (S2TYU) I'm irked at these teensy-weensy tootsie rolls. They're delish but it's such a hassle to unwrap their wee selves. And you have to do it sooo many times. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:20 PM (14URa) Tootsie rolls. Blecch. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (NWiLs) 487
Fun Size Candy is Evil.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (S2TYU) And insidious. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:18 PM (NWiLs) And expensive. Every time they cut the candy size in half they jack up the price per ounce by 80%. The key to buying Halloween candy early is buying the stuff that you don't like. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (8gDQu) 488
Do not taunt Fun Size Candy
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (ABjxW) 489
The Yankees are baseballs' Hillary. Why aren't they 50 games up?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2017 09:22 PM (tbOMB) 491
The key to buying Halloween candy early is buying the stuff that you don't like.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (8gDQu) --------- That's the key to buying Halloween candy, period. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:22 PM (UoSKV) 492
489 The Yankees are baseballs' Hillary. Why aren't they 50 games up?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (KP5rU) You a Red Sox fan? - the hatred runs deep. Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:22 PM (ABjxW) 493
488 Do not taunt Fun Size Candy
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (ABjxW) That just begs for a pic ... but none that are safe. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 09:22 PM (fiGNd) 494
Ace forget the squats do some sphincter curls.
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Tighty Whities at October 17, 2017 09:24 PM (C041v) 495
Gonna be a long night
Posted by: Wrigley scoreboard repairman at October 17, 2017 09:24 PM (ABjxW) 496
493 488 Do not taunt Fun Size Candy
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (ABjxW) That just begs for a pic ... but none that are safe. Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2017 09:22 PM (fiGNd) Fun Size Candy. About 5' 2", 110 pounds? Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:24 PM (NWiLs) 497
The key to buying Halloween candy early is buying the stuff that you don't like.
--- Actually, the real key to buying Halloween candy is to get it after Halloween for 50% + off, and then freeze/ store it until next year. Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 09:24 PM (aT+Bx) 498
492: No Roy, I'm not really a fan of Boston. Of all the teams left, I have to go with the Cubs. I hate the Dodgers as much as the Yankees.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 09:25 PM (KP5rU) 499
That's the key to buying Halloween candy, period.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:22 PM (UoSKV) I cannot agree. Part of everyone's anticipated diet should include 4 or 5 bags of their favorite candy bar in .00023 ounce servings. That's okay and won't hurt you. It's when you buy 4 bags a month early, eat it all in a week, run out and buy 4 more bags, munch it down in a couple of days ... and then on Halloween don't answer the door because you don't feel like giving away any of the last 4 bags you just bought the day before. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:26 PM (8gDQu) 500
It's bizarre that Trump is so focused and clear-thinking and tough on other things that are key to America's prosperity - trade deals, regulatory burden especially absurd "environmental" crap - yet has been positively blase about health care costs, which dwarf all the other burdens. His only "red line" to date (AFAIK) - there can be no more real insurance, because "pre-existing condition coverage" MUST be in any bill he signs. That is, real insurance must be diluted, burdened, and rendered far less efficient and affordable because a welfare element MUST be crammed in there. Instead of treating it separately, as a welfare/safety net item, which it is. Not gonna do an extended taffy yank over this again, but the administration has been very passive, from the get-go, on this particular (yuuuuge) issue, and after a few weeks (at most) of a promising "phased repeal" strategy being discussed, they just sort of went silent. Without giving the phased repeal any teeth, substance, or credibility (hello, former Sec. Price!), easily done with the enormous discretionary power under the law. There are millions who now cannot afford, or only at ruinous burden, to buy the frankenstein "insurance" that is allowed to be sold. We're talking 500% increases over the cost pre-O-care. Mortgage payment size. They have simply been abandoned. It's amazing. Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2017 09:26 PM (QDnY+) 501
The key to buying Halloween candy early is buying the stuff that you don't like.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:21 PM (8gDQu) With a choice between manwich and candy I don't like, I'm poundin' candy. And I don't even particularly like candy. But once I start, it's hard to stop. I polished off the circus peanuts, but those were for me from the get-go. The chocolate stuff is a nice counterpoint. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:27 PM (14URa) 502
Actually, the real key to buying Halloween candy is to get it after Halloween for 50% + off, and then freeze/ store it until next year.
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 09:24 PM (aT+Bx) "until next year" ... LOL. I think you meant, "until next week". Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:28 PM (8gDQu) 503
Got to credit the Yankees, though. I didn't think they could keep up with Houston.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:28 PM (ABjxW) 504
RE: Daily Caller, Trump put MSNBC and CNN in the back rows for today's presser with Greece.
LOL. /He's rolling, they're hating... Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 09:28 PM (aT+Bx) 505
Why does Trump bother? Jeez the whining and moaning.
He's trying to find a win out of this fucked up mess. Why wouldn't he work with leftists when the GOP's "chosen representatives" handpicked by Republican voters, with ACU ratings of 85+ can't even bring themselves to REPEAL FUCKING OBAMACARE. Fuck. The GOP. Most. Of. All. This thread needs a Midol. Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 09:28 PM (2wRtc) 506
and then on Halloween don't answer the door because
you don't feel like giving away any of the last 4 bags you just bought the day before. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:26 PM (8gDQu) I just realized, I love you so much!!!! Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:29 PM (14URa) 507
>>I polished off the circus peanuts
Oh, those I would never eat. Bring Chocolate of any kind near me and it's a different story. Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:29 PM (S2TYU) 508
TMI!
Posted by: Alana at October 17, 2017 09:29 PM (Ka+fN) 509
and then on Halloween don't answer the door because you don't feel like giving away any of the last 4 bags you just bought the day before.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:26 PM (8gDQu) -------- You have your methods, I have mine. I never worried too much because I had five kids so I could raid their truck-or-treat bags when they weren't looking. But now that they're all too old for that, I have to buy the stuff I don't like or else I'd be doing what you do, and I don't need the extra pounds. Peaches, on the other hand, does. I recommend Twix bars. Mmmmm. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:30 PM (UoSKV) 510
The GOP, yes. That's who I blame.
Posted by: Alana at October 17, 2017 09:30 PM (Ka+fN) 511
With a choice between manwich and candy I don't like, I'm poundin' candy. And I don't even particularly like candy. But once I start, it's hard to stop. I polished off the circus peanuts, but those were for me from the get-go. The chocolate stuff is a nice counterpoint.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:27 PM (14URa) You didn't follow the instructions on the manwich where they just tell you to brown the meat and then pour the sauce on and you're ready to go did you? I always continue to cook for a while after adding the manwich to cook off some of the water. Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 09:30 PM (z/Ubi) 512
Twix bars. One of my weaknesses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:30 PM (NWiLs) 513
People really eat Circus Peanuts? I thought that shit was packing material for shipping fragile stuff.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (KP5rU) 514
512 Twix bars. One of my weaknesses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:30 PM (NWiLs) Left or right ones? Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (z/Ubi) 515
You didn't follow the instructions on the manwich
where they just tell you to brown the meat and then pour the sauce on and you're ready to go did you? I always continue to cook for a while after adding the manwich to cook off some of the water. Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 09:30 PM (z/Ubi) I did that with the second can (first was meatless, a whole 'nother story). Would have been happier with just the meat and the bun. All I can say is that no can of manwich will ever darken my door again. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (14URa) 516
>> I recommend Twix bars.
I put those in the fridge. When they are good and cold, I pop the Caramel layer off and put it on a KitKat. I should probably give it a name. Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (aNGKV) 517
514 512 Twix bars. One of my weaknesses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:30 PM (NWiLs) Left or right ones? Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (z/Ubi) Right, of course. What do you think I am, some kind of closet Stalinist? Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (NWiLs) 518
511. Heh...better. she just opened the can and ate the sauce on bread.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL) 519
Mmmmmmm, nestle crunch.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:33 PM (14URa) 520
Circus peanuts *shudder*. I have a friend who likes circus peanuts. A. As in, one (1) friend who actually likes those things.
It's actually fine with me, because when she's around she can eat those things and I can have my chocolate. As long as I don't have to look at or smell those vile orange blobs. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:33 PM (UoSKV) 521
518 511. Heh...better. she just opened the can and ate the sauce on bread.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL) Like. A. Boss. Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:33 PM (NWiLs) 522
Until my kids were older, I had them convinced that butterfingers and Heath bars were deadly poison and they should give them to me for proper disposal.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 09:34 PM (gC2IV) 523
Reading the comments on the Zero Hedge article on Marc Faber is disconcerting. They are not just giving it to blacks (in the most derogatory language) but now blaming the Red Sea pedestrians for WW1 and Weimer hyperinflation. It's sad.
Is there an app to unread something? Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 17, 2017 09:34 PM (+Tibp) 524
I would love for Hillary to get elected ... and then get coldcocked and replaced by Marine Le Pen. I doubt her followers would notice the difference.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 09:34 PM (/qEW2) 525
Wow Steve Bannon's Value Voter speech lit a fire under McConnell and McCain no? Bannon hit a nerve.
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:34 PM (VEmi9) 526
518 511. Heh...better. she just opened the can and ate the sauce on bread.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL) Well I was talking about her attempt number two. Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 09:35 PM (z/Ubi) 527
521. If the can were opened with a bayonet and the bread had been thise fallout shelter ration bread, then, yeah.
Still, she was hammered, so it all balances out. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL) 528
When they are good and cold, I pop the Caramel layer off and put it on a KitKat.
I should probably give it a name. Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (aNGKV) --------- Wouldn't that pretty much be a Twix bar? Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:35 PM (UoSKV) 529
Bannon hit a nerve.
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:34 PM (VEmi9) That guy hits nerves in me that I didn't know I even had anymore. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:35 PM (14URa) 530
I heard Hillary is eyeing the PM spot in England
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:36 PM (VEmi9) 531
I would love for Hillary to get elected ... and then get coldcocked
******* Coldcocked--it happened once after Vince was dead. Posted by: Bill Clinton's Tighty Whities at October 17, 2017 09:36 PM (C041v) 532
That guy hits nerves in me that I didn't know I even had anymore.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:35 PM (14URa) --------- That's what comes of eating too many circus peanuts. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:36 PM (UoSKV) 533
530 I heard Hillary is eyeing the PM spot in England
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:36 PM (VEmi9) Post Menopausal? Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 09:37 PM (NWiLs) 534
>>Wouldn't that pretty much be a Twix bar?
Nope. Twix is over shortbread. KitKat is a Sugar Wafer Cookie. With a hint of malt if my tastebuds are telling me accurately. Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:37 PM (2dOqu) 535
I'm partial to peppermint patties this time of the year. Lots of them...
Posted by: jsg at October 17, 2017 09:37 PM (wqAlw) 536
Hello from Ft Worth my friends, and continuing thanks for your prayers. My mother miraculously continues to mend, and I do mean miraculously. All the doctors were certain that she was not going to survive the anesthesia in her surgery. Even she expect that when she closed her eyes she would open them in heaven. I can only credit the power of Moron Prayers.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 17, 2017 09:02 PM (vFu2B) That is fantastic news, Grump! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 17, 2017 09:37 PM (O848g) 537
Pro tip: in collander facemask times, use a can of manwich in a gym sock as a melee weapon.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 09:38 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2017 09:39 PM (2dOqu) 539
>>Does anyone really know about the Villages or are they repeating baseless rumors?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie Grandad has been working that place for years. Posted by: Paolo at October 17, 2017 09:39 PM (2cuLk) 540
I heard Hillary is eyeing the PM spot in England
Posted by: Voter Dude ________ She's going to give Theresa May the boot! (Get it? Because she has a boot on her foot, because she broke her toe, because she fell, I'm guessing because she was drunk.) Posted by: FireHorse at October 17, 2017 09:40 PM (zkGZ8) 541
529 McConnell got snarky referencing Moore's won was just a primary..Bannon stated in his speech "We're coming for you Mitch..",really
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:40 PM (VEmi9) Posted by: sTevo at October 17, 2017 09:40 PM (yMThD) 543
Anyone remember Bomino's Turkish Taffy? Freeze, then slap on counter, and eat the shattered pieces. Pull your fillings out!
Or Salt Water taffy... Posted by: Jersey 1965 at October 17, 2017 09:41 PM (v9gSJ) 544
Patty Murry and sharts. 2 of the worst things in the world.
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 17, 2017 09:42 PM (67sg6) 545
Bill: Hill, I told you this book of yours would be mercilessly mocked. Or is it mocked mercilessly? Either way, try saying that five times real fast! Mercilessly mocked mercilessly mocked mshalle. Haha can't do it! Hillary: Motherfucker! Kicks wall. Breaks other toe. Bill: What happened? Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2017 09:42 PM (gC2IV) 546
Shart squats put a hurt on my nose.
Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 17, 2017 09:42 PM (7kLRC) 547
from what I understand, the comments at Zero Hedge frequently blame the Red Sea pedestrians. just like at Taki. I can find good articles there, but staying out of the comments is always wise. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a lot of overlap.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 09:42 PM (P8951) 548
Grump, glad to hear it. Excellent news!
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2017 09:42 PM (QDnY+) 549
Burn. GOP Inc. To. The. Ground. The NFL conflagration has been a good warm-up for that.
Posted by: Born Free at October 17, 2017 09:42 PM (11xs4) 550
I heard Hillary is eyeing the PM spot in England
--------------------------------- Hillary would have to settle for some African shit hole. Obama could do well in a number of Euro countries though. Posted by: RioBravo at October 17, 2017 09:43 PM (giT7q) 551
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2017 09:26 PM (QDnY+)
A Dr friend of mine told me that his son is part of a Christian group insurance. I asked if it was legal in CA, yes because the group pays individuals and not the physician. I need to look in to this. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2017 09:43 PM (Ri/rl) 552
540 I figured the boot splint was hiding a flask of Chardeday..
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:43 PM (VEmi9) 553
Aren't kit kat and twix bars pretty much the same thing. Except for the caramel layer.
Posted by: Cranky Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 17, 2017 09:43 PM (PKZTQ) 554
There are millions who now cannot afford, or only at ruinous burden, to buy the frankenstein "insurance" that is allowed to be sold. We're talking 500% increases over the cost pre-O-care. Mortgage payment size. They have simply been abandoned. It's amazing.
Posted by: rhomboid It's a shit sandwich all around, man. But I said it back in, what was it, '10? We lost that one, it'll never go away. It's like fucking Herpes, now. The chance to stop it before it was passed was the last chance, and we blew it. Bring Chocolate of any kind near me and it's a different story. Posted by: garrett Ditto. Just today, because I missed lunch, my normal candy bar is the Hershey's bar super-sized one...you know, the one they label as "2 servings!" Yeah, right. Bitch, that thing was gone before I got to my kid's school, cuz that little fucker would've wanted some of it. Washed down with one of those Mexican-brewed Cokes made with pure cane sugar that you can still get in a glass bottle, because our country is so fucked that I have to buy an American-owned product produced by a foreign subsidiary just so that I can get a drink with pure cane sugar instead of corn syrup in a glass bottle instead of a crappy plastic bottle. Fuck, I need another beer. Posted by: Oedipus at October 17, 2017 09:44 PM (CXLVd) 555
NeverGiveUp is a dentist. He has a supply of taffy for Halloween.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 09:44 PM (P8951) 556
from what I understand, the comments at Zero Hedge frequently blame the Red Sea pedestrians. just like at Taki. I can find good articles there, but staying out of the comments is always wise. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a lot of overlap.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. _______ Agreed. Terrible commenters but actually very intelligent articles (for the most part) The Jew obsession is especially bad, I wonder if much of it is a false flag operation to discredit the site. I've never seen a single anti-semitic article written on the site. Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 09:44 PM (uc45P) 557
Mmmmmmm, nestle crunch.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:33 PM (14URa) Yep. I'd put Nestle Crunch bars up against any high-priced hoity-toity chocolate around. But the one thing that beats out a Nestle Crunch bar for great chocolate is a Milky Way Dark. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:44 PM (8gDQu) 558
Anyone remember Bomino's Turkish Taffy? Freeze, then slap on counter, and eat the shattered pieces. Pull your fillings out!
Or Salt Water taffy... Posted by: Jersey 1965 at October 17, 2017 09:41 PM ~~~~~ Crackerbarrel has it! Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 09:45 PM (HiDrR) 559
Thanks for sharing abut the sharting. I really needed to know about that.
Posted by: West at October 17, 2017 09:46 PM (LsCL/) 560
Does anyone really know about the Villages or are they repeating baseless rumors?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie In Florida? A dear friend's mom moved there from Boise a few years ago. She loves it. He stayed with her for about a year and it's a freakshow. He's 30-ish and openly gay. Everybody hit on him. Had a job waiting tables and said all the young folk were on crack. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:46 PM (14URa) 561
ebay has The Greatest Hits of Gordon Scoggfoot for $1.95
Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2017 09:46 PM (53MZt) 562
but I'm gonna take some loperamide
Posted by Ace at 07:39 PM Ah yes...heroin that doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2017 09:46 PM (wYseH) 563
CaliGirl those "cost sharing" arrangements under religious aegis are allowed in CA (they are allowed under ACA) - one of the few workarounds. Otherwise, unhealthy people with terrible behavior and horrendous medical histories - but who happen to work for a company with a group plan - have seen hardly any changes, while incredibly healthy responsible people with the temerity to be independent in their work face mortgage payments for bare-bones "insurance". But shhhhh - it's a secret. Not even the president is cleared to know this particular factoid (which applies to more people than are even enrolled in the O-care disaster itself). Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2017 09:46 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 09:47 PM (HiDrR) 565
They are like a sports Obama. Too much idol worship from too many for too long.
Posted by: Roy All Yankees fans are arrogant assholes. That's what I hate. The team, not so much. Posted by: Jersey 1965 at October 17, 2017 09:47 PM (v9gSJ) 566
It was an American shart...dum. dum..dum. dum
Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at October 17, 2017 09:47 PM (7kLRC) 567
You didn't follow the instructions on the manwich where they just tell you to brown the meat and then pour the sauce on and you're ready to go did you?
I always continue to cook for a while after adding the manwich to cook off some of the water. Posted by: buzzion Hah! I think it's so cute when they tell you to brown the meat and "drain" the excess...whatever. Yeah, whatever. What's "drain"? Is that where you pour out all the taste? Posted by: Oedipus at October 17, 2017 09:47 PM (CXLVd) 568
Kit Kats are far superior to Twix and to all other candy bars as well.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 09:48 PM (P8951) 569
I just flew in from New York and boy did I shart on the landing....and my arms are fat.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 17, 2017 09:49 PM (7kLRC) 570
Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places, but every site I've looked at it's either more expensive than what I can get locally, or by the time you factor in sales tax, it's the same.
reddit.com/r/ammodeals Federal has a rebate going on right now on some brands. Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 17, 2017 09:49 PM (7oUUT) 571
"Don't blame the n****rs for screwing up our economy...blame the jews."
This is a literal quote from the comments on Zero Hedge. I'm really kind of taken aback by all this. I want to look away but I can't. I think I'll stay here a while. The water seems much nicer. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 17, 2017 09:49 PM (+Tibp) 572
brown the meat and "drain" the excess...whatever. Yeah, whatever. What's "drain"? Is that where you pour out all the taste?
Posted by: Oedipus at October 17, 2017 09:47 PM (CXLVd) I drained it like I was a starlet in Harvey's swanky hotel room. Mistake? I had to pour the "sauce" into a bowl so I could use the can for the drain matter. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:49 PM (14URa) 573
curious, are the opioids the add drugs?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 17, 2017 09:50 PM (PUmDY) 574
550 Just give her a crown and we can get rid of her before Vlad has her disappeared.. She owes him favors she can't deliver on now.. That's why she remains high profile still I'm thinking
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:50 PM (VEmi9) 575
Peaches, thank you about worrying about my cat. She is doing well. She was unhappy to spend three days in the kennel while I made sure she didn't get another abscess.
Here's to hoping for a full year without a single cat without a shaved patch on it somewhere. Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2017 09:50 PM (ywxMx) 576
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Greatest candy ever. Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 09:47 PM (HiDrR) ------------- The Costco by me used to carry their Kirkland brand of peanut butter cups. Oh My Goodness. They were awesome. Too awesome. I was both sad and glad when they stopped carrying them. If you ever see them, buy 10 bags and put them in your freezer. Throw the steaks away if you have to make room. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 09:50 PM (UoSKV) 577
Actually, the real key to buying Halloween candy is to get it after Halloween for 50% + off, and then freeze/ store it until next year.
Freeze and store? Oops. We're giving out lollipops from the bag we bought 3 years ago. After Halloween we just throw it on the shelves in the basement for another year. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 17, 2017 09:50 PM (4ptF9) 578
Kindltot, that is excellent!!! All kitties should be happy, all the time.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:51 PM (14URa) 579
Oedipus, wrong on all counts (on O-care, not candy!). I have yet to find anyone on a group plan who has noticed much difference; individuals have been literally priced out of the market - there isn't the remotest comparison between the two categories. So, no, not a "shit sandwich all around" - catastrophic impact on millions, little discernible impact on most. And there's nothing magic about repeal being impossible. It's not. Trust me, if most people here or in the country faced what millions in the individual market faced, it would have been repealed in a month. Tell me you're going to impose a $10-20K surtax on 180 million people, out of the blue, and get away with it. Nope. But 15 million? Yep. But still - very "repealable". That is even difficult to repeal is a reminder of how degraded the country - the electorate, not just the GOP - is. Not a country, really. Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2017 09:51 PM (QDnY+) 580
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http://www.freedommunitions.com All I shoot is their stuff. Their reloads are superb. And great prices. Get on their mailing list and just wait for their free shipping sales. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2017 09:52 PM (wYseH) 581
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for sharting Get a little action in Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this dance alight `Cause Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright alright alright Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 09:54 PM (JhE5a) 582
Actually, the real key to buying Halloween candy is
to get it after Halloween for 50% + off, and then freeze/ store it until next year. Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 09:24 PM (aT+Bx) Meh, you know Grocery Outlet has Easter candy on sale now. Blue and pink really are Hallowe'en colors you know. Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2017 09:54 PM (ywxMx) 583
The JEF kept kicking the can down the road on the "employer mandate." It never came to pass. Individual policyholders bore the full brunt of those who prefer to spend their money on mani/pedis, tattoos, iPhones, NBA gear and cable tv. Right before I went on Medicare, I was paying over 750 a month. Of course, it included maternity care and pediatric dental, so that was great.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:55 PM (14URa) 584
ZH comments have long been legendary for their idiocy. Haven't checked in eons, but occasionally there'd be some lonely, substantive, on-topic comment, interesting. Amidst the sea of jooo/bankster/globalist/bilderberger/space alien idiocy. That always cracked me up. Actually the rarity of even minimally interesting comment sections on the web is astonishing. Impressionistic, but compared to 10 years ago, a vaste wasteland, or desert. In which this obviously is an oasis. Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2017 09:56 PM (QDnY+) 585
My best all time candy bar is the Zero.. chocolate nougat with peanut chunks covered with white chocolate.. Very tasty.. I haven't seen one for years
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:56 PM (VEmi9) 586
I polished off the circus peanuts, but those were for me from the get-go. The chocolate stuff is a nice counterpoint.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:27 PM (14URa) Omg....I seldom if ever admit this to anyone...but I LOVE circus peanuts. I don't buy them cuz well...gone. *orange fist bump* Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 09:56 PM (Enq6K) 587
Of course, where Faber is off is that we were lucky that America ended up being a British colony - white protestants. If it had been the French or Spanish this nation would have been a hellhole from the start, just like all of Central and South America.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 08:36 PM (8gDQu) ======== He was off in putting it in terms that implied it was only about race as opposed to culture. But as to facts on the ground, I think that culturally the blacks would have done as badly as the Spanish or the French, so he is correct in that respect. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 09:57 PM (/qEW2) 588
Rhomboid,
I'd never heard of the Christian policies. I'm the employer and our Insurance costs have skyrocketed, and the out of pocket costs have increased dramatically. I want Obama care repealed. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2017 09:57 PM (Ri/rl) 589
Heh...better. she just opened the can and ate the sauce on bread.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL) Like baked beans, it is better to put the cans in the sink and run the hot water over them for a while before opening. Hot meals are morale booster. Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2017 09:57 PM (ywxMx) 590
The Jew obsession is especially bad, I wonder if much of it is a false flag operation to discredit the site.
Highly doubtful. Those are just the types of commenters you run into a lot whenever there's a financial discussion - and definitely whenever there's an anti-Fed/central authority financial discussion. Can't avoid it, really. Funny part is that a lot of them are real devotees of Murray Rothbard. You see that sort of stuff quite a bit. I've never seen a single anti-semitic article written on the site. Posted by: cosmic at October 17, 2017 09:44 PM (uc45P) Well ... I have seen a few articles on the site that read like they could have been written by some of the commentariat. Not "as" explicit, but pretty much in line with the commenters. Usually they are not main thread posts but one of the extra posts they have atop the main thread. But, generally, Zerohedge has really interesting posts and is almost a must-read for anyone interested in finance. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 09:57 PM (8gDQu) 591
Three Musketeers. The little ones, straight from the fridge. Or Almond Joy.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 09:58 PM (hZ+us) 592
Posted by: rhomboid
Oh, I'm not arguing with you on the merits, brother. Six years ago, we were doing just fine (better!) than now, without this shit sandwich. I'm just saying, like every other .gov program, it's here, and it's not going anywhere. I would love to be proven wrong, and hope to live to see the day that I am! Posted by: Oedipus at October 17, 2017 09:58 PM (CXLVd) 593
Carlos Danger - that was pure poetry, man.
*wipes a tear.from eye* Posted by: West at October 17, 2017 09:58 PM (LsCL/) 594
I've never read the comments at ZH, but ,man, was I happy to check back with the horde and see we were talking about Halloween candy.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 17, 2017 09:59 PM (+Tibp) 595
Gordon Hayward, of the Boston Celtics (newbie, I think) just suffered one of those gruesome fractures. He broke his ankle, and there's photos of the foot just turned all wrong, and the broken end of bone giving a gruesome effect. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 17, 2017 09:59 PM (8O3HH) 596
Republicans had to save Obamacare before they could run on repeal and replace in 2018.........and they won't do it in your mouth.......
Posted by: concealedkerry or submit at October 17, 2017 09:59 PM (kHv/o) Posted by: torabora at October 17, 2017 10:01 PM (6dFYM) 598
A demain, mes amis. God bless us, every one.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 10:01 PM (14URa) 599
I'm glad someone likes Circus Peanuts. to me, they're like eating styrofoam.
It always sucked when I picked out a chocolate from the box my grandma usually brought out when we visited and it turned out to be one of those ones with the weird jell in it. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 10:02 PM (P8951) 600
Blutarski, I've long seen warnings about the comment section there, and I have heeded them. I have no desire to see anything like that. It really bothers me that people think that way, and then put those vile thoughts out for others to read.
Stay here. We have candy. Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 10:02 PM (UoSKV) 601
For the sake of baseball, end the infield shift! 2 on the left, 2 on the right!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2017 10:02 PM (oiItG) 602
I hate to say it, but single payer is the inevitable outcome of all of this. It'll be a hard sell to tell people paying 5K+ deductibles and 750+ per month in premiums that erasing all of that with single payer will be worse for them.
We know what this will do to people long-term, but money talks, and that's a shitload of money for the middle class. Posted by: grognard at October 17, 2017 10:02 PM (L3c+B) 603
It always sucked when I picked out a chocolate from
the box my grandma usually brought out when we visited and it turned out to be one of those ones with the weird jell in it. Posted by: DonnaV. at October 17, 2017 10:02 PM (P8951) I am *dying* laughing at that. In our house, you just looked underneath each one - someone had already poked a hole to see if it was worthy. The jellies, gack, I don't think the dog even liked those. Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 10:03 PM (14URa) 604
They are like a sports Obama. Too much idol worship from too many for too long.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 09:19 PM (ABjxW) Oh, FOR FVCK's SAKE! They are good. they succeed. Completely unlike Obama. You are dead to me. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2017 10:03 PM (wYseH) 605
almond joys are good. And I like Mallow cups more than peanut butter cups.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 10:03 PM (P8951) 606
Republicans had to save Obamacare before they could run on repeal and replace in 2018.........and they won't do it in your mouth.......
Posted by: concealedkerry Lamarr Alexander wants you to watch him shower Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2017 10:03 PM (9TU00) 607
The Leah Remini show is on. It's now making more sense why the cult is so successful with entertainers in Hollywood. These people are willing to go along with very horrendous things if they think it will help their career.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 10:04 PM (hZ+us) 608
On my commute, I am listening to lecture on Lysander Spooner, and his discussion of natural law and the unconstitutionality of slavery.
Migawd, a principaled man, and a massive slap down of the theory that the Constitution is a racist, oppressive instrument. From a man who thought the Constitution was non binding on anyone who did not sign it. From the 1840's Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2017 10:04 PM (ywxMx) 609
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 17, 2017 09:59 PM (8O3HH)
Oh, that was bad. Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 10:04 PM (3myMJ) 610
Consider this a tentative deal... *squirt!*
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 17, 2017 10:04 PM (H0quv) 611
Yeah well I'm on the Bamnon 2018 express now after his Value Voter speech..
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 10:05 PM (VEmi9) 612
Bonomo Turkish Taffey was the best value for little kids. They cost a nickle. The deposit on 3 pop bottles got you one and some piece of penny candy. Freeze it, pound it, and put a piece between cheek and gum. It took a loooong time to soften and disappear. Then get the next piece. Done right a bar would last most of the day.
Haven 't had any in many, many years. Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2017 10:05 PM (V+03K) 613
Blutarski, I've long seen warnings about the comment section there, and I have heeded them. I have no desire to see anything like that. It really bothers me that people think that way, and then put those vile thoughts out for others to read.
Stay here. We have candy. Posted by: bluebell Thanks, Bluebell! I need some candy after that! Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 17, 2017 10:05 PM (+Tibp) 614
Posted by: grognard at October 17, 2017 10:02 PM (L3c+B)
Forget government-controlled medicine. The end-game of all this is going to be back to witch doctors and magic rocks for most people, because when you're too much of a "burden" for society and are put on the "Washington Care Pathway" ... it doesn't really matter. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 10:06 PM (8gDQu) 615
How come circuses didn't have real peanuts?
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2017 10:06 PM (sdi6R) 616
peaches, I got caught poking through the bottom of the chocolates to see what the fillings were and I was yelled at. Well, hell, aren't you giving me candy as a treat? it's not a treat if you get stuck with shitty filling.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 10:06 PM (P8951) 617
Bad wildfire situation on the border between Alberta and Saskatchewan. Highway 41 in alberta is closed, and the communities of Leader and Burstall is Sask. have been evacuated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 17, 2017 10:08 PM (O848g) 618
almond joys are good.
Sure ... if you pull the almond out and throw it away, first. And I like Mallow cups more than peanut butter cups. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at October 17, 2017 10:03 PM (P8951) Mallow cups are just awesome. Peanut butter is for sandwiches, not dessert. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 10:08 PM (8gDQu) 619
585 My best all time candy bar is the Zero.. chocolate nougat with peanut chunks covered with white chocolate.. Very tasty.. I haven't seen one for years
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 09:56 PM (VEmi9) You got to go to Cracker Barrel for those. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 17, 2017 10:08 PM (IWbvi) 620
I started reading Ron Chernow's biography of US Grant...am really enjoying it and didn't want to wait until Sunday to endorse it.
Chernow of course gave us the Hamilton phenomenon. I doubt Grant's life will lend itself to a hip-hop musical...maybe C&W. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2017 10:08 PM (oiItG) Posted by: Uncle Harvey's Ficus at October 17, 2017 10:09 PM (8O3HH) 622
NOOD ONT
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 10:09 PM (HiDrR) 623
They are like a sports Obama.
Scum of the earth they may be, but to be compared to Obama with their enviable history, tradition, accomplishment, and acumen? I think not. Elementary school "collaborative", everybody-wins dodgeball is a sports Obama. Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2017 10:11 PM (Sv2/X) 624
Hey you Republican bastards! Pull my finger!
Posted by: Democrats at October 17, 2017 10:13 PM (6dFYM) 625
Did anyone have Pixie Stix as a kid? What was up with that..It was like Martin Shorts sand filled canteen in Three Amigos. and you couldn't make look aid with it.
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 10:13 PM (VEmi9) 626
Is this like when he was siding with 'Obama holdovers' and wasn't going to call the Iranian Republican Guard a terrorist group? Cause I notice, these same little stupid freak outs happen and he does the exact opposite or tries to go even further then what all the little hand wringers were fretting about.
Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at October 17, 2017 10:14 PM (A5STV) 627
Kool aid.sp
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 10:14 PM (VEmi9) 628
617 Bad wildfire situation on the border between Alberta and Saskatchewan. Highway 41 in alberta is closed, and the communities of Leader and Burstall is Sask. have been evacuated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 17, 2017 10:08 PM (O848g) That's awful, stay safe and prayers up. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2017 10:14 PM (Ri/rl) 629
Glad you like Chernow's biography of Grant. I just put it on hold at the library. The Amazon reviews are all 5 star. Wonder how it will compare to Grant's Memoirs, which are brilliantly written.
Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2017 10:14 PM (V+03K) 630
619 woo hoi thanks
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 17, 2017 10:16 PM (VEmi9) Posted by: sTevo at October 17, 2017 10:19 PM (yMThD) 632
Prayers up, AOP. I love Alberta. Banff is one of my favorite places on earth.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 10:22 PM (14URa) 633
612 Bonomo Turkish Taffey was the best value for little kids. They cost a nickle. The deposit on 3 pop bottles got you one and some piece of penny candy. Freeze it, pound it, and put a piece between cheek and gum. It took a loooong time to soften and disappear. Then get the next piece. Done right a bar would last most of the day.
Haven 't had any in many, many years. Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2017 10:05 PM (V+03K) 'Cause at this age the stuff'd suck all the fillings right out of your teeth in nothing flat. Posted by: West at October 17, 2017 11:09 PM (LsCL/) 634
"Trump's complicit in this, too -- but then, with John "The Hero" McCain
tanking the last shot at repeal, I'm not sure what is left to do here." ---------- Hopefully, Trump is not complicit but what is left to be done is to let the whole stinking mess collapse on its own... WITHOUT bailouts of anyone. Posted by: redbanzai at October 17, 2017 11:21 PM (FTXAT) Posted by: bour3 at October 17, 2017 11:51 PM (KXQr+) 636
....THE STUPID PARTY STRIKES AGAIN!!
:-( I STOPPED BEING A RETRUGLICAN WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS ELECTED... Posted by: TN VOLUNTEER at October 18, 2017 09:33 AM (y385q) 637
Patty Murray is so dumb, that here in Washington state, when one takes a hike in the woods of the Cascades, many false sightings of Patty occur.
They aren't Patty, they are stumps. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2017 03:10 PM (UsCnO) 638
Try lunges instead of squats Ace. Trust me, your thighs, hams, and glutes will burn. Be careful to start slowly otherwise you will have trouble sitting on the throne to complete any sharts.
Power lifts - Squats, Bench Press, Deadlifts - are best left until 3 or 4 months of proper training have strengthened your body for the heavy lifting. Posted by: Markon at October 18, 2017 03:13 PM (/3Msk) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0774 seconds. |
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