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First? Posted by: First to Cum on Horny Ficus at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (NyJwR) 2
*Snort.. hilarious!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (CNHr1) 3
Really? How'd that happen?
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (SNwMD) 4
not first due to content
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (AX0Kx) 5
okay.. but to your point Ace, yeah if I had small kids I would freak the hell out. But as an adult with grown kids I thought it was funny as hell.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (CNHr1) 6
Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass.
Two Tools for Sister Sara? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (Mouru) 7
Seconds?
Posted by: Harvey Happy Protein Shampoo for Horny Actresses at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (NyJwR) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw) 9
6 Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass.
Two Tools for Sister Sara? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (Mouru) Actually the real title would be porno as well. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (SNwMD) 11
Bernie Sanders says Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor.
-- That is what I have always been told. You mean that isn't true? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (m9X4Y) 12
Yeah I have no idea. I've never implemented the parental controls. So I don't even know, do the adult channels get completely blocked out on guide if you have them turned on?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi) 13
Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (Mouru) 14
Titty-Titty Bang-Bang
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC) 15
Who was a better Robin Hood- Errol Flynn or Penis Mightier?
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (AAbgH) 16
I remember during the bad old days in NYC, there was a porn theater near Times Square that had a triple feature: "Wet Nurses, Hot Sluts, Horny Teens." And then three months later, it was: "Wet Teens, Hot Nurses, Horny Sluts." And three months after that: "Wet Sluts, Hot Teens, Horn Nurses." And so on, and so on and scoobie-doobie-doobie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (qJtVm) 18
Snow White and the Seven Sailors Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (vIjh1) 19
Explain that a dildo is a type of puppy? It is a short-term solution, but I prefer to think of it as a hilarity garden.
Seriously though, in a pornified society I think titles for things are the very least of your problems. Could you start by implying ladies in their underwear are "goofy," and then wprk on it again at some more reaaonable age? Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (jRA31) 20
Bang That Ass Slowly
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (2wRtc) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw) 22
Oh God... here it comes... the horde never fails.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1) 23
Star Whores?
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (fVIej) 24
Flesh Gordan
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (mbhDw) 26
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I remember during the bad old days in NYC, there was a porn theater near Times Square that had a triple feature: "Wet Nurses, Hot Sluts, Horny Teens." And then three months later, it was: "Wet Teens, Hot Nurses, Horny Sluts." And three months after that: "Wet Sluts, Hot Teens, Horn Nurses." And so on, and so on and scoobie-doobie-doobie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw) Do you think they were different movies or did they just play the same movies and change the marquee? Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (z/Ubi) 27
Ted Cruz corrects him to point out Robin Hood was stealing from the tax collectors, who were tax-farming the peasants to death.
That's a teensy little detail the commies always seem to miss. Or hope we will. Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (sdi6R) 28
Lord of the G-Strings
Posted by: Peter J at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (HE+s9) 29
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Oh God... here it comes... the horde never fails. Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1) Never. I am a-gog. Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (14URa) 30
Erin Bangthebitch
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (fVIej) 31
Megyn Does NBC
Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (2cuLk) 32
*Clerks video ordering scene*
Posted by: Bored383 at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (70HTk) 33
The Crowe/Blanchette "Robin Hood" was all about this.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (yhdMF) 34
I really like Cruz.
and yeah you'd think cable would have half a brain.. and they do, so this was purposeful Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (FKrah) 35
Dildo Baggins and the whorebits
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (nBr1j) 36
Know what's even funnier? When somebody cusses on the telly, it's bleeped out of the audio but the closed captioning shows the bleeped-out word.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (tRaq7) 37
A Strap-On Named Desire
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru) 38
Yep, I've run into this problem myself, just recently. On Spectrum, here in Ohio, the porn channels are just below the NHL package channels.
And with how bad the Red Wings are going to be this year, it takes me a couple of seconds to sort it all out and distinguish the Wings game from "Pound Me in the Squeak Hole 7: The Wreckoning". Honestly, against Toronto the other night, I thought for a moment I had the wrong one on. And so I'm trying to get up to channel 740 or so, but just above that is 738 and 737, and my 14 year old daughter is sitting right there. If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017. Posted by: Pastafarian at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (sgHEm) 39
35 Dildo Baggins and the whorebits
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:22 PM (nBr1j) --- There In Her Back Again. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (qJtVm) 40
cord cutters don't have this problem
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (AAbgH) 41
So Bernie Sanders supports armed robbery?
Posted by: Cosda at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (OeoUR) 42
Robin Hood instituted a refund from the tax collectors to the poor, which the government had impoverished.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (wo3jg) 43
Lawrence and My Labia
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru) 44
One Blew All of the Cuckoos Nest
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (fVIej) 45
19 Explain that a dildo is a type of puppy? It is a short-term solution, but I prefer to think of it as a hilarity garden.
Seriously though, in a pornified society I think titles for things are the very least of your problems. Could you start by implying ladies in their underwear are "goofy," and then wprk on it again at some more reaaonable age? Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (jRA31) Reminds me of an old Buddy Hackett routine: "When I was about 5 years old, my dad and I were walking in the park and we came upon two people having sex. I didn't know what they were doing so I asked my dad "Pa! What are they doing?" and my dad was flustered and said (Yiddish accent) "the one in the front is sick and the one in the back is pushing her to Mt. Sinai Hospital." "So years later, I'm walking in the park one night and I see the same thing. So I ran up to them and tried to help them, but they kept pushing me away and cursing at me. Man, I tell ya, I got the nastiest looks from those two guys." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw) 46
I haven't seen any of these films. Are they as good as the In Bed Alone With My Dildo series?
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (Kwhm/) 47
By the way, I like the sound of Senator John Kelly, R-Massachusetts.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (wo3jg) 48
The kids have an adult movie
Well how bad bad could it really be? It's Backdoor Sluts 9. Oh dear God! Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (z/Ubi) 49
Instead of ripping someone off or copying something and claiming it was mine?
Here's just what I found with a cursory search... http://preview.tinyurl.com/y82j7pku Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (Ckg4U) 50
Heather has a green VW micro bus and she named it Brad. She dreamed of the equestrian events in the Olympics so she took riding lessons. Five ways to win a Hollywood Movie contract, and number five will startle you. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (m9X4Y) Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (KCxzN) 52
oh dear...porn titles are like cat nip for the horde.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (a0IVu) 53
rickl they always use what is usable.
as 'for the children' lefty theft shoveling dollars into planned parenthood and unions pro choice- womens rights dicks not war -feminists rioting about guns Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (FKrah) 54
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Do you think they were different movies or did they just play the same movies and change the marquee? Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:20 PM (z/Ubi) The latter, of course. This lasted for at least 10 years! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (mbhDw) 55
Closely Watched Twins
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (qJtVm) 56
My personal favorite. Star Trek the next penetration.
Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (eDc0r) 57
Posted by: Pastafarian at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (sgHEm)
Your 14 yo daughter must have been dying inside. Also wondering if dad watches this stuff. Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (SNwMD) 58
I tried to tell people Ted Cruz is a very funny guy. His response to Sasse spilling Dr Pepper on him was classic Cruz.
He also spontaneously recited an entire scene from Princess Bride on the Carolla podcast. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (2DOZq) 59
Malcolm XXX
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (nBr1j) 60
Dildo Baggins and the Hobbit Orgy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (wo3jg) 61
White Men Can Hump
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (fVIej) 62
Good Will Humping
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (2wRtc) 63
The Penist
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:25 PM (Mouru) 64
Men in the Back
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (nBr1j) 65
Lord of the Cock Rings
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (qJtVm) 66
little red riding in her hood
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (FKrah) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (tRaq7) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw) 69
Adventures of Throbbin Hood
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (2wRtc) 70
Bond Classic - The Spy Who Fvcked Me
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:26 PM (QC/4S) 71
OMG Alton!!! lmao!!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (CNHr1) 72
Jurassic Pork
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (2wRtc) Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (pszv/) 74
Dude, Where's My Buttplug?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (Mouru) 75
Bang the Nun Slowly
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (ANIFC) 76
African Queen the Remake
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (mbhDw) 79
You know, there are two types or perverts, those that watch porn and those that know the titles of the porn they are watching.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (vuY5x) 80
Moonraper
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (ANIFC) 81
In the Western theme "Bite the Pillow"
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (yhdMF) 82
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Ha. That was a funny SP episode. LOTR mix up. Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (SNwMD) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw) 84
Brokeback Mountain!
Oh, wait, never mind... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October Your back is fine now? Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (vuY5x) 85
We were spending our last night in Madrid before flying home from vacay.
Were staying in a brand new Best Western hotel next to the airport, and then 11 y.o. D'oh Boy turned on the TV to see if any bull fights were on. Long story short, major pron came on. Husband grabbed remote, and Every Single Channel was pron. Quickly turned the TV off. I headed to the bathroom to shower as son asked his dad, "What was that man doing to that lady?" Yeesh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (z/Ubi) 87
Night of the Giving Head Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (vIjh1) 88
Brian's Dong
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (wo3jg) 89
King Dong. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw) 90
The Cockateer
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (NWiLs) 91
For A Fistful of Condoms
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (Mouru) 92
Children of the Cornhole
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (2wRtc) 93
Jewlls handled my jewels! Get your minds out of the gutter!!
She made me a lovely pair of earrings that will make everyone envious on Saturday! Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (kufk0) 94
True Clit
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (2DOZq) 95
Behind the Green Bollard.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ) 96
I headed to the bathroom to shower as son asked his dad, "What was that man doing to that lady?" Yeesh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:28 PM (PY9jH) Wrestling. Always wrestling. Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (z/Ubi) 97
Barack Back Mountin'
Posted by: Reggie at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC) 98
91 For A Fistful of Condoms
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (Mouru) Once Upon a Time in her Breasts. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw) 99
Yyyyyeaahhhh, Pookette's not allowed on AoSHQ until she's AT LEAST 40.
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (XKZwp) 100
Pinocchio
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (QC/4S) 101
Catcher in the Rye. NYTimes bestseller. Literary classic. Required reading in all high school English classes. Made into a Hollywood movie. Written by Brad Smugman. Produced by Harvey Weinstein. Hollywood stars as you have never seen them before. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (m9X4Y) 102
I remember the Saturday morning when I had to jump up and grab the remote when a commercial came on, Herbal Essences, with a woman having an orgasm over shampooing her hair.
Explain that to your kid. BTW, I never, ever purchased their products. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (nAp1e) 103
Cat Ball You
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (nBr1j) 104
OT: LAPD is investigating Harvey for rape...
zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-19/lapd- opens-rape-investigation-harvey-weinstein Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (P8FeH) 105
Funny Thing And Then a Complaint
Complaint Department's on the 5th floor! [funny thing my grandfather used to love to say in a four-story building when someone was bitching about something] Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (8gDQu) 106
You got them Linda?? Yay!! Was hoping you would have them in time!
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (CNHr1) 107
Breast Side Story Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (vIjh1) 108
Sanders is about as informed as a guy getting a C in a community college history class.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (39g3+) Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (FKrah) 110
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Yyyyyeaahhhh, Pookette's not allowed on AoSHQ until she's AT LEAST 40. Posted by: pookysgirl at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (XKZwp) So, what you're saying is, once Ace gets those shelves up, she's allowed? Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:30 PM (14URa) 111
Star Whores
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (NWiLs) 112
Wow, you guys are rollin'! I'ma sit back and watch...
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (7ulel) 113
Easy Ride Her
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (nBr1j) 114
The African Peen
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (NWiLs) 115
Balltastic: Secks vs. Everyone
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (qJtVm) 116
The Wizard of Penis
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (QC/4S) 117
If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.
I have Speculum down here too. You might be able to make your "Favorites" menu and just use that. I'm pretty sure it will only show those specific ones and not the whole menu. Not sure since no kiddies here at stately Casa Backwardio so I haven't done the Faves thingy in a long time. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (tRaq7) 118
It's incredible how dumb our country has become when we have a Senator like Sanders who doesn't even understand the story of Robin Hood. He couldn't out debate a bag of dicks.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw) 120
Moby's Dick.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (Ckg4U) 121
close encounters.. (of the dirty kind, in small print)
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (FKrah) 122
Citizen Cock
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (LDV7V) 124
Well.... Has he ever told the story of "Throbbin Hood"? Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (vIjh1) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (7ulel) 126
Bitanic
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (2wRtc) 127
The Wizard of AIDS.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/qEW2) 128
The Pimpelicous Strike Back
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (Kwhm/) 129
The Rodfather
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC) 130
Full Metal Jackoff
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (Mouru) 131
Homo for the Holidays
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2wRtc) 132
King Cock
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (QC/4S) 133
Decepticon. She was the girl next door, caught up in a nightmare on Pine Street. Soundtrack by the Beach Boys including 'Good Vibrations'. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (m9X4Y) 134
Jerimiah's Johnson
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC) 135
What should be done if the movie is WC Field's "The Bank Dick"?
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (xPl2J) 136
117 If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.
I have Speculum down here too. You might be able to make your "Favorites" menu and just use that. I'm pretty sure it will only show those specific ones and not the whole menu. Not sure since no kiddies here at stately Casa Backwardio so I haven't done the Faves thingy in a long time. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (tRaq7) Don't they also have the "Subscribed" and "Show All" options? Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (z/Ubi) 137
Horny Bitches of Madison County
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (NWiLs) 138
All The Presidents "Men"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (PY9jH) 139
125 African Queen.
Am I doing this right? Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (7ulel) You might like Yank my Doodle, Andy Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (ANIFC) 140
"Of Human Bondage"
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (yhdMF) 141
Cockfather
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2DOZq) 142
Robocock
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2wRtc) 143
Gonorrhea with the Wind.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (/qEW2) 144
Gownfall.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (qJtVm) 145
Womb Raider
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (Ckg4U) 146
Yank My Doodle, Its A Dandy Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (vIjh1) 147
12 Angry Sluts
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S) 148
Predator
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (ANIFC) 150
Deep State Throat
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (U3PcU) 151
The Clam Busters
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (nBr1j) 152
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Porn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH) 153
Gotta be better than that.
Star Whores I. The phallic menace. Star Whores II. Attack of the bones. Star Whores III. Revenge of the dicks. Posted by: the guy across the street at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (sf2BM) 154
Of Boys and Men
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (qJtVm) 156
Top Buns
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (NWiLs) 157
Sorest Rump Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (vIjh1) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (qJtVm) 159
If anyone knows how to turn that shit off, so they don't show up, please let me know, because there is zero chance of my wanting to pay for porn in 2017.
On fios even when you set the guide to show only subscribed channels the porn channels still get through. I guess it's like the impulse buying of candy bars and silly magazines at the grocery store cashier. Of course, the stupid pay channels of all sorts still get through in that case, even the plethora of spanish crap that I doubt even the latinos bother watching. I was glad to leave comcast. There had to be over 150 friggin spanish channels on that POS cable. WTFF? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 07:35 PM (8gDQu) 160
On the Waterbed
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (QC/4S) 161
Sure Cock Holmes
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (m9X4Y) 163
It's incredible how dumb our country has become when we have a Senator like Sanders who doesn't even understand the story of Robin Hood. He couldn't out debate a bag of dicks. Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:32 PM (/tuJf) Left: Passionate Right: Zealous Left: Sophisticated Right: Elitist Left: Brilliant Right: Privileged Left: Folksy Right: Stupid Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (8+2kP) 164
Clambake
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (NWiLs) 165
Splayed Runner
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (2wRtc) 166
Clitoris Clairborne
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (ANIFC) 167
Das Bootie
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (nBr1j) 168
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island
Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island II Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island III Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island IV Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island V Pirates Of The Caribbean Pedo Island VI Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (Kwhm/) 169
The Postman Always Brings Valu-Rite
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (qJtVm) 170
Bend Her
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (NWiLs) 171
The Ben-Wa Balls of Wrath
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (Mouru) 172
The Tits of Wrath
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (QC/4S) 173
Planet of the Gapes
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (kuiuS) Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (vIjh1) 175
Titanic: Going Deep
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (PY9jH) 176
Star Whores: The Empire Bangs Back
Star Whores: A New Hooker Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (QMwOT) 177
GalaxyBreast
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (NWiLs) 178
Alfred Spatchcock's "Rope"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (qJtVm) 179
To answer your question, ace, DirectTV at least allows you to block adult content titles with parental controls. Because having your elementary school kid asking about cock and ass should be about the field trip to the farm, not scrolling through On Demand. Posted by: imp at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (XIXZz) 180
The Gap. Rise and Fall of a fashion legend. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (m9X4Y) 181
Cock Me Amadeus Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (vIjh1) 182
The Abyss.
Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (kuiuS) 183
PBS Documentary Uranus. Deep. Space
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (U3PcU) 184
Moby Dick Tracy
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (UdKB7) 185
The Lord of the Cock Rings
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:38 PM (QC/4S) 186
Ace... look what you did.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (FhXTo) 188
Gooey Hand Luke.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH) 190
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:36 PM (Kwhm/) How about you have a seat over there, Fritz. Are those wine coolers? Posted by: imp at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (XIXZz) 191
Poon of Glory
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (QC/4S) 192
The Bone Ranger Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (vIjh1) 193
Don't they also have the "Subscribed" and "Show All" options?
I'm not sure, but I don't think so. They just recently changed the screen interface and I rarely watch it anymore except for some sports. Getting ready to cut the cable anyway. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (tRaq7) Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (i+fad) 195
We should start calling Bernie Prince John.
Sheriff of Socialism? Sheriff of Nothingham? Prince Karl Marx? Prince dirty Syphilitic Soviet Sympathizing Socialism Sock Puppet? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (rb1zT) 196
The Swamp Dink
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:39 PM (nBr1j) 197
How do you people think of this shit?? I must lack imagination.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (CNHr1) Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (FKrah) 199
Poon over Parador
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (NWiLs) 200
It Came In Outer Space
Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (3myMJ) 201
Coming in America
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (2wRtc) 202
Poonstruck
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (NWiLs) 203
Sperminator ][ Spoogement Day.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (/qEW2) 204
On this date in 1781, Cornwallis defeated at Yorktown effectively ending the American Revolution.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 07:40 PM (O5Q3r) 205
Yes Jewells, they arrived today. Thanks
Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (kufk0) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (m9X4Y) 207
Mixed Nuts
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (yhdMF) 208
Hannah and Her Sisters
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (ANIFC) 209
Clitizin Pain.
Posted by: Harvey W. at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (bc2Lc) 210
Around the World in 80 Dames
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (qJtVm) 211
Ed's Wood
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (2wRtc) 212
The Best Lays of Our Lives
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:41 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (m9X4Y) Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (i+fad) Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (vIjh1) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (rb1zT) 217
A Boy In His Dog
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (qJtVm) 218
I'm laughing so hard at these I'm crying!!!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QMwOT) 219
The Usual Buttsex
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (2wRtc) 220
Sweet Smell of...Success !
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QC/4S) 221
Arthur 2: On The Cocks
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC) 222
I had something about that comedy Oh God cross my mind but nooo, nooope, nope.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (nBr1j) 223
Up Periscope
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (2DOZq) 224
This is a real one: There's something about Mary's ass.
I worked at a video store in the late 90s. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (rb1zT) 225
Ferris Bueller Jerks Off
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (2wRtc) 226
actually, home alone 3 was pretty good. a bit more lighthearted, less sadistic and sans caulkin.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (AxFdW) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (m9X4Y) 228
2001: A Space Orgy
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (NWiLs) 229
Watching a movie on Amazon Fire TV right now, have it paused so I can read the 'HQ. A little window popped up to inform me that the pre-game show for the KC Chiefs/some other team game tonight will be on shortly, and I should hit menu if I want to watch it. Never seen that before. Do they always do that? I can't think of any reason for Amazon or the NFL to think I give a wet fart about football, or ever have, so it's not like I have a bunch of NFL shit in my history or profile or whatever. Desperation from the NFL maybe?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (y87Qq) 230
A Tail of Two Titties
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (wf3RQ) 231
Freaky Thighs Day
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC) Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:43 PM (SNwMD) 233
Twelve Angry Dicks
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (Ckg4U) 234
Rain coat man
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (U3PcU) Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (FKrah) 237
Ass Tango In Paris
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (UdKB7) 238
To Bone a Mockingbird
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (NWiLs) 239
The Big Throb
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (yhdMF) 240
Three Days of the Condom
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (Kwhm/) 241
Forest Hump.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (mJ8mX) 242
10,000 Sex Maniacs
Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (3myMJ) 243
The Poondock Saints
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:44 PM (2wRtc) 244
I'm laughing so hard at these I'm crying!!!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (QMwOT) Isn't it great? Even the 'ettes are getting in on it. Guinness? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (tRaq7) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (t3kPl) 246
I am lesion
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (wf3RQ) 247
done in 60 seconds
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (FKrah) 248
Rear Entry Window
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (NWiLs) 249
Honey... I Spunked the Kids Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (vIjh1) 250
The Good, The Bad, and the Sperm-Covered Whore.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (Ckg4U) 251
Rear Window
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (nBr1j) 252
Queer Hunter
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (SNwMD) 253
No .... For Old Men
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (m9X4Y) 255
Das Booty
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:45 PM (CDETr) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (t3kPl) 257
One Flew Over The Cooze Nest
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (xPl2J) 258
A Cockwork Orange
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (NWiLs) 259
Frankenstein does the Wolfman
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (wf3RQ) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (rb1zT) 261
Soylent Groin
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (nBr1j) 262
Seven Samurai and a Geisha
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (QC/4S) 263
"Robin Hood and the Sherriff of Nuttingham"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (O848g) 264
Scenes from the Ass Struggle in Beverly's Hills
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC) 265
Shove Story (Al Gore was responsible for that one.)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:46 PM (mJ8mX) 266
Sophie's Erotic Choice
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (NWiLs) 267
Beverly Hill Cuck
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (CDETr) 268
M*I*S*H*
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (mJ8mX) 269
Fvcking in the Rain
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (QC/4S) 270
Guess Who's Cumming at Dinner.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (CNHr1) 271
Penis of April
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (qJtVm) 272
Good Moaning, Vietnam
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (SNwMD) 273
Sex Toy Story
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (NWiLs) 274
The Three Splooges
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:47 PM (Ckg4U) 275
Mr. Smith Goes All the Way
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (QC/4S) 276
Magnificent Seven Inches
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (2DOZq) 277
All Of The President's SeMen
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (Kwhm/) 278
The Load Warrior
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (xPl2J) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (rb1zT) 280
This is even better than watching the credits at the end of a real movie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (tRaq7) 281
The Maltese Fuckin'
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (NWiLs) 282
I Saw Who You Did Last Summer Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (vIjh1) 283
The White Stuff.
Posted by: Reggie Love at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (pprGw) 284
Note to self. Put down the drink on a thread like this. Laughing so much that I hurt.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (pzA2L) 285
Passenger 69
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (CDETr) 286
The Pussies Of Madison County
Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ) 287
Herpes Rides Again
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: uncle Harvey at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (6FqZa) 289
Ramm Blow
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (U3PcU) 290
Pleasureville
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (SNwMD) 291
When I worked at Charter, I had a guy call in that wanted me to read him the titles of their on demand porn....slowly. I declined. I also had a guy tell me that our porn wasn't very good.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (JKNZq) 292
Genghis Can Again and Again and Again.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (nBr1j) 293
Rebel Without A Cock
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (QC/4S) 294
Mad Maxie: Beyond Thunderthighs (it's a fetish film)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (rb1zT) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (t3kPl) 296
Penis Rising
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (60v4h) 297
Beatmaster
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (KP5rU) 298
Bad Max
Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (dfVjB) 299
Little Shop of Whores.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (CNHr1) 300
Blew Velvet
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (NWiLs) 301
Seven Queers in Tibet
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (nBr1j) 302
5 Easy Pieces of Ass
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (/tuJf) 303
Doing Miss Daisy
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (QMwOT) 304
GladIater
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:49 PM (yhdMF) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (t3kPl) 306
278 The Load Warrior
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:48 PM (xPl2J) My favorite so far Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (2DOZq) 307
Snow White Does 7 Dwarves
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (/tuJf) 308
The Semen Samurai
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (xlESs) 309
Ben-Hurt
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (QC/4S) 310
easy rider - the remake
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (FKrah) 311
Hello. Oh. Never mind.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (T46cv) 312
Being John Breakabitch
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (2wRtc) 313
Wizard of Ossssss
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:50 PM (/tuJf) 314
The Great White Ho...
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (mJ8mX) 315
or sleazy rider
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (FKrah) 316
Wet Ride Story
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (t3kPl) 318
The Pimp and I
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (CNHr1) 319
Desperately Seeking Sex
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (SNwMD) 320
El Cock
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT) 321
The Whore Whisperer
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (Kwhm/) 322
Easy Rider, Rides Again and Again
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (QC/4S) 323
Rio Blowjob
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT) 324
The Dark Cock Rises
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (ANIFC) 325
Tiger's Wood
Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (3myMJ) 326
On Golden Mound
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (nBr1j) 327
Whore-a! Whore-a! Whore-a!
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (CDETr) 328
Sockfail, ugh.
Anyway re LAPD is investigating Harvey for rape: I am surprised they didn't tweet that with the tag "#metoo". If a New York DA took Harvey money, you just know the LA system took a lot more of it. It is to laugh that the LAPD is concerny concerned about this, for all their posturing now. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (6FqZa) 329
The NeverEnding Orgy
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (qJtVm) 330
The Quiet Man Ass
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT) 331
The Story of O, and P.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (60v4h) 332
Man of Ass Muncha
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:51 PM (ANIFC) 333
the devil and mrs. muir
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (FKrah) 334
Somebody email WeirdDave and tell him he can take the night off since we won't be needing an ONT tonight.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (tRaq7) 335
Horton Hears a Ho!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (mJ8mX) 336
Wet Pussies Society
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs) 337
Mighty Morphin Butt Rangers
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (t3kPl) 339
Guess Who is Coming
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (QC/4S) 340
On Golden Blonde
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (ANIFC) 341
Big Trouble in Little Miss China
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (wf3RQ) 342
this is hard.
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:52 PM (FKrah) 343
Pretty sure I starred in Moby's Dick
Posted by: Gregory's Pecker at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (HljlU) 344
Yankee Doodles with Dandie
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (QC/4S) 345
When Harry Banged Sally
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (/tuJf) 346
Babe Except Without Talking Animals Also It's Just A Bunch Of People Boning All The Time So I Guess Not Really Babe At All My Mistake
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (y87Qq) 347
2(.)(.)1: a space odyssey.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (AxFdW) 348
I also had a guy tell me that our porn wasn't very good.
Was it me? If he said "I've been better sh!t than this in academic journals about Pompeii" that might be a hint Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa) 349
Spunkirk
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (60v4h) 351
A Man Called Whores
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (mJ8mX) 352
The Men Who Stare At Goat's Sphincters
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (Kwhm/) 353
Per @AndyMcCullough:
With Kenley Jansen and Brandon Morrow set up late, Dave Roberts expects Clayton Kershaw "to go as hard as you can for as long as you can." -- What I used to tell him when we dated. Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2017 07:53 PM (ASGHc) 354
Hump Silent, Hump Deep
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CDETr) 355
The Wizard Does Oz
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (QMwOT) 356
The Horny Professor
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CNHr1) 357
The Poon Hunter
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (QC/4S) 358
girls interrupted
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (FKrah) 359
Spartacocks
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (ANIFC) 360
Ice Station Deeper Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (t3kPl) 361
Die Whored
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (rb1zT) 362
Mountument Men
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (wf3RQ) 363
Sex, Lies and Videotape. Oh wait....
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (CNHr1) 364
The Nutting Professor
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (ANIFC) 365
Every Which Way But Loose
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (SNwMD) 366
Harold and Kumar Hump Some White Asshole
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (2wRtc) Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX) 368
80 Moonraper
Posted by: josephistan Already a parody poster in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Starring Ben Affleck. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (6FqZa) 369
African Queen
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:54 PM (rb1zT) Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (FKrah) 371
I Swallow 13".
Posted by: Linda Lovelace at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (pprGw) 372
Every Which Way Butt Loose
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (SNwMD) 373
Blowing Me in the Wind
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (QMwOT) 374
Schindlers Lust
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (KP5rU) 375
No, I am Sportacocks!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (mJ8mX) 376
The Man Who Banged Liberty Valance
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (xPl2J) 377
In Her Stellar
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (2DOZq) 378
36 Know what's even funnier? When somebody cusses on the telly, it's bleeped out of the audio but the closed captioning shows the bleeped-out word.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:23 PM (tRaq7) Funnier than this? In the movie The Martian there's a scene where Watney screams 'FUCK!' while in the rover. The camera is 'outside' the rover so there's nothing on the audio track (thus, as a Youtuber I'm fond of points out, slipping it by the MPAA) buuuutt.....guess what's on the closed captions. Yup. Good work closed captioning crew. Good. Work. Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (oJ1IC) 379
deeper impact
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (FKrah) 380
Schindler's Fist
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (qJtVm) 381
9 1/2 inches
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (NWiLs) 382
Remains of the Dick
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (rb1zT) 383
Tit-tanic
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2017 07:55 PM (CDETr) 384
Womb Raider.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (yhdMF) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (t3kPl) 386
Harold and Kumar Hump Some White Asshole
If you saw any of those movies, that wasn't far off the mark of certain scenes. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa) 387
The Cable Man Always Rings Twice
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (cHbmY) 388
Titisie
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa) 391
eris bad girl bad!
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:56 PM (FKrah) 392
Thats My Bush!
Posted by: BSG at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (LilNs) 393
The Owl and the Pussy
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (xlESs) 394
Force 10 Inches from Navarone
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (rb1zT) 395
Jeez, which one Willow?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (CNHr1) 397
Das Bootie !
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (QC/4S) 398
The Sexorcist Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (vIjh1) 399
*slow clap*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (tRaq7) 400
The Man Who Came Too Much
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (QMwOT) 401
7 Days in Maya
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (yhdMF) 402
Humpy Old Men
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (SNwMD) 403
Hoodz in the Boyz
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (2wRtc) 404
All The Ex-President's Men
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (UdKB7) 405
ben in hur
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (AxFdW) 406
The Diddler on the Roof
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (xlESs) 407
Look Who's Fucking
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:57 PM (2DOZq) 408
schindlers fist!
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (FKrah) 409
The Longest Samurai
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (wf3RQ) 410
(um, do over ) DAS BOOTY
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (QC/4S) 411
I'm gettin' more Circus Peanuts tomorrow. That's my pron.
Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (14URa) 412
Midsummer's Night Cream
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (ANIFC) 413
o hell now that is stuck in my head.
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (FKrah) 414
Three Men and a Lady
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (2DOZq) 415
The XXX Files: Undersold
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (Kwhm/) 416
Fellowship of the Cock Ring
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (rb1zT) 417
Eat. Me.
Posted by: Stu Spielburg at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (bc2Lc) 418
Splooged
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (Mouru) 419
Good work closed captioning crew. Good. Work.
I've seen that on PBS doing British and other foreign TV series where the spoken word is bleeped but the CC has the actual word. Or letting English swearwords go because the PBS censor doesn't know that it's a naughty word. (Although I can't think of one I've heard recently.) Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (mJ8mX) 420
Blackcock Down Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (vIjh1) 421
Dude, Where's My Cock
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (xlESs) 422
Bitch Mountain
Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (dfVjB) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (t3kPl) 424
The Muppets Tap Manhatten
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (qJtVm) 425
Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Now
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (U3PcU) 426
411 I'm gettin' more Circus Peanuts tomorrow. That's my pron.
Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:58 PM (14URa) You mean Circus Penis? Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (t3kPl) 428
Brokeback Melons
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (rb1zT) 429
Three Men and a Baby Maker
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (Kwhm/) 430
the hound and the cocks
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (FKrah) 431
The Firm-ist
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (wf3RQ) 432
Bone Star
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (cHbmY) 433
>> I can't think of any reason for Amazon or the NFL to think I give a wet fart about football, or ever have, so it's not like I have a bunch of NFL shit in my history or profile or whatever. Desperation from the NFL maybe?
Amazon has been advertising the heck out of NFL the past week or so. I think Amazon's been paid big sums to try to offset reduced viewership. Posted by: bananaDream at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (yRBj9) 434
Secretary'sAss
Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (YFnq5) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (t3kPl) 436
Forrest Hump
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (QC/4S) 437
No Nookie for Old Men
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (mJ8mX) 439
The Swamp Cocks
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (qJtVm) 440
Harry Pooter: The Prisoner of AzHerban
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (rb1zT) 441
Star Trek 2: The Girth of Kahn
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (QMwOT) 442
You mean Circus Penis?
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC) It was too easy. I might not have high standards, but I do have standards. Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (14URa) 443
Darby O'Gill and the Little Cocks
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (yhdMF) 444
Jaws. And Tongue.
Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (YFnq5) 445
The Schlong Remains the Same
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (2wRtc) 446
Dong of the South
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (qJtVm) 447
Banana Splits Gay ... oh wait that's not a movie ?
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:01 PM (xlESs) 448
Broken Balls
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (SNwMD) 449
3-10 Inchers in Yuma
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (wf3RQ) 450
The Girth of a Nation
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (rb1zT) 451
The Good, the Bad, and the Bumping Uglies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (t3kPl) 453
The Longest Lay.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (i+fad) 454
Sleeping Booty
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (NWiLs) 455
The Big Dill-do
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (cHbmY) 456
toys in babeland
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:02 PM (AxFdW) 457
Bang the Dong Slowly
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (xlESs) 458
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (t3kPl) 460
Route 69
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (xlESs) 461
The Legend of Banger Vance
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (wf3RQ) 462
Midget Jones and the End of Penis
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (SNwMD) 463
Schlong With the Wind.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (i+fad) 464
Wizard of Aaahhhhs Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (vIjh1) 465
Bring Me Some Head from Alfredo Garcia
Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (YFnq5) 466
For a Few Dildos More
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:03 PM (O848g) 467
Taken- again and again
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (FKrah) 468
O Face Space
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (ANIFC) 469
Felch. (Fletch)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (xlESs) 470
Whore Games.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (i+fad) 471
On The Watersport
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (U3PcU) 472
The Right Butt Stuff
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC) 473
Die HARD
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (yhdMF) 474
andycanuck,
It's not even a matter of TV censors. This is on the DVD. Which I discovered while watching the movie with my hearing impaired (and not at all happy to see swear words) mother and my niece. Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (oJ1IC) 475
Screw Hard with a Vengeance
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (QC/4S) 476
Almost 500 comments within an hour
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC) 477
476 Almost 500 comments within an hour
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC) Pron. Whatayagonnado? Posted by: J. Random Dude at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (oJ1IC) Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (QMwOT) 479
Jizzsaw.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (SNwMD) 481
The Sting.... Owww
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:06 PM (U3PcU) 482
The Megyn Kelly Show
Posted by: X-ray at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (dfVjB) Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (IWbvi) 484
captain marvel-ous and his chicks
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (FKrah) 485
Out of Ass, Ricka Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (vIjh1) 486
The Way We Boink
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (SNwMD) 487
Brian's Dong.
Posted by: Jean Shallot. at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (bc2Lc) 488
Eating Raoul's Wife
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (Kwhm/) 489
Logan Gets Lucky
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (QMwOT) 490
TRUMP = The TAX SATAN FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS
Presdent Obama = The Savior of this Cuntry and the middle class Any Question Persons of Color haters ???? Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (WmgTn) 491
The Hunt For Red...Bend Over!
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (cHbmY) 492
Casa Wanker
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (nBr1j) 493
Jurassic Cock
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (xPl2J) 494
The Big Drill
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:07 PM (NWiLs) 495
Paths of Gloryhole
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (QC/4S) 496
Gorillas in the Miss
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (ANIFC) 497
The sexorcist
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (fA1SL) 498
Drilling Miss Daisy
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (NWiLs) 499
Blazing Paddles.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (i+fad) 500
The national press secretary for Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign castigated John Kelly on Thursday after the White House chief of staff delivered an impassioned defense of President Donald Trump's call this week to the widow of a slain soldier. Brian Fallon sent out multiple tweets following Kelly's appearance at the White House press briefing, where he chastised Democratic Rep. Frederica Wilson (Fla.) for revealing details of Trump's phone conversation with the widow of a soldier killed in Niger and paid tribute to U.S. military members who volunteer to serve their country. Fallon responded to Kelly's remarks on Twitter, calling the retired four-star Marine Corps general an "enabler of Trump" and "as odious as the rest." He also told Twitter users not to be "distracted by the uniform," appearing to suggest that Kelly should not escape criticism on the issues he discussed because he served in the military. Posted by: Oliver Hardy at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l) 501
Bonnie and Clydesdale
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (U3PcU) 502
The Good, The Bad, and the Horny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (O848g) 503
Amazon has been advertising the heck out of NFL the past week or so. I think Amazon's been paid big sums to try to offset reduced viewership.
Posted by: bananaDream at October 19, 2017 08:00 PM (yRBj9) That's kind of what I figured. If it's a targeted ad, the only profile I fit is age and sex. If it's the NFL firehosing money at advertisers to remind people that sometimes football is a thing that exists, well, that's more likely. Even fits in with the content of the thread! "Hi, I'm the NFL. You look like a dude in his late 30s, so I'm just gonna come out and say it: if you tune in the game, I will literally suck your dick behind the Denny's on Grand River. You don't even have to watch the game, or even have it on, just DVR it. Or at least click past it. No joke. Your dick, our face, our tears of desperation and failure. Let's make it happen." Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (y87Qq) 504
The Prince of Thighs
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (SNwMD) 505
The Great Felator
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (QC/4S) 506
OK, that's 500 comments with 7 minutes to go.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (tRaq7) 507
The Fill her Delta Story
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (ANIFC) 508
Apocadildo
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (rb1zT) 509
The Penis of Tides
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (SNwMD) 510
You ever come to a thread...start reading at the bottom and go 'WTH is going on here?'
Yeah, me...now. Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (cHbmY) 512
The dong that couldn't screw straight
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (fA1SL) 513
12 years a slave
Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (tMFgx) 514
A Few Dollar Whore
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (2wRtc) 515
The Touchables
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:09 PM (QC/4S) 516
The Fucks and the Mound
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (xlESs) 517
Endless Cummer
Posted by: goatexchange at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (YFnq5) 518
Bitch Perfect
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (QMwOT) 519
The Outlaw Josie Blows
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (rb1zT) 520
Willy Wanker and the Condom Factory
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (SNwMD) 521
An Officer and a Gerbil - starring Richard Gere.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (F6tBH) 522
Reservoir Dongs
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (Kwhm/) 523
The Apple Humpling Gang
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:10 PM (O848g) 524
The Loins in Winter
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (rb1zT) 525
Fern's gully
Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (tMFgx) 526
The Three Mandingos
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (U3PcU) 527
A Man for all Semen
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (rb1zT) 528
Fvck Club (too easy)
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (QC/4S) 529
Legally Bound
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (QMwOT) 530
The falcon and the snowball
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (fA1SL) 531
Phallus In Wonderland
Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (xPl2J) 532
Hollow Weenie Movie Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (vIjh1) 533
eight isn't enough..
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:11 PM (FKrah) 534
Cockadile Dundee
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (wf3RQ) 535
My Orgy With Andre
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j) 536
The Incredible Mr. Pimp-It
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (O848g) 537
Debbie Does Dale's Ass
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (ANIFC) 538
A Fistfull of - I just can't do it
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (yhdMF) 539
Dickless in Seattle
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (xlESs) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7) 541
My Dinner With Harvey Weinstein
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (QMwOT) 542
That's kind of what I figured. If it's a targeted ad, the only profile I fit is age and sex. If it's the NFL firehosing money at advertisers to remind people that sometimes football is a thing that exists, well, that's more likely. Even fits in with the content of the thread! "Hi, I'm the NFL. You look like a dude in his late 30s, so I'm just gonna come out and say it: if you tune in the game, I will literally suck your dick behind the Denny's on Grand River. You don't even have to watch the game, or even have it on, just DVR it. Or at least click past it. No joke. Your dick, our face, our tears of desperation and failure. Let's make it happen." Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (y87Qq) It was announced earlier this year that Amazon will carry the NFL's Thursday night games for prime members. Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K) 543
Hmmm . . . I checked the comments to see the amusing remarks about bernie getting pwned, but I see it's mostly pron titles.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (QBrQE) 544
In the Heat of the Meat
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (O848g) 545
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (xlESs) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (rb1zT) 547
undercovers
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:13 PM (FKrah) 548
Bed Knobs and Boom Sticks Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (vIjh1) Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (IWbvi) 550
Pron of the Dead
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL) 551
Cherry Poppins
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (qJtVm) 552
Sperms of Endearment
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (t3kPl) 554
The Big Shart.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (i+fad) 555
Gotta head out. Back soon.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (QMwOT) 556
Beat Me in St Louis
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL) 557
540
Tami, I'm just watching. This is fascinating. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7) I've never seen so many comments with so few words. Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Enq6K) 558
rock this cradle
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (FKrah) 559
The Jerk(off)
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (xlESs) 560
20,000 Lesbians under the Seman
Posted by: AP of Teh SalonHot25! at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (wf3RQ) 561
Four Grooms
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (rb1zT) 562
>>> I checked the comments to see the amusing remarks about bernie getting pwned, but I see it's mostly pron titles.
Come on. You're not new. Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (cHbmY) 563
Les Jizzerables
Posted by: I'm not putting my name on this at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (tMFgx) 564
556 Beat Me in St Louis
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL) --- Bang bang bang went the tranny... Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (qJtVm) 565
Come back to the 5 and Grind, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (SNwMD) 566
The Bare Bitch Project Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (vIjh1) 567
From Dusk Until The Crack Of Dawn's Greasy Ass
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (Kwhm/) 568
557 540
Tami, I'm just watching. This is fascinating. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (tRaq7) I've never seen so many comments with so few words. Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Enq6K) Most are actual full scripts from porn movies. Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (ABjxW) Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (fA1SL) 570
There Will Be Cum
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:15 PM (NWiLs) 571
Guess Who's Coming to Screw?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (yhdMF) 572
Howard the Fuck
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (xlESs) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (t3kPl) 574
Lust in Translation
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (rb1zT) 575
er.. Rambo first blood. (real title) could look porn
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (FKrah) 576
It was announced earlier this year that Amazon will carry the NFL's Thursday night games for prime members.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K) Oh, well that answers that. I guess I'd just never seen it before. Also, you said 'prime members'. Tee hee. Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (y87Qq) 577
Lock, Cock, and two smoking babes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (rb1zT) 578
Silence of the clams
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (fA1SL) 579
Speaking of dildos and butt plugs (you guys were, weren't you??), Ret. REAR Admiral John Shitweasel Kirby joined in with the other CNN shitweasels shitting all over Gen. Kelly tonight.
Just thought I'd leave that here. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (PY9jH) 580
In keeping with the spirit of this post, headline from Drudge:
Inmate Sues Penal System Over 91-Hour Erection Best part of the story, the prisoners name is Dustin Lance. http://tinyurl.com/yakgyabb Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (SNwMD) 582
Time Cock
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (NWiLs) 583
Orgy on the Orient Exxxpress
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (nBr1j) 584
Immoral Beloved
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (cHbmY) 585
The Milagro Bean Flicking War
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (yzxic) 586
Doggy Days and Nights of Summer
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (QC/4S) 587
Coitus Interrupted
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (xlESs) 588
Field of Wet Dreams
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (bjlHK) 589
Dodgers score first, 1-0
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r) 590
Field of Wet Dreams
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (SNwMD) 591
Trainmaking
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (rb1zT) 592
High Poon
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (nBr1j) 593
Peeing There
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (qJtVm) 594
I can't even help myself anymore. Somebody do an intervention.
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (nBr1j) 595
589 Dodgers score first, 1-0
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r) Dude, that's just weird. Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (ANIFC) 596
Dammit Harvey!!
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (SNwMD) 597
Free My Willy
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (xlESs) 598
The Fistmaiden
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (cHbmY) 600
xxx files
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (FKrah) 601
Human Centipede
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (rb1zT) 602
Most are actual full scripts from porn movies.
Hence the fascination. Don't get me wrong, I've seen my share of pr0n too, but to watch this display of pr0n-fu is truly awe-inspiring. Joe Bob Briggs would be proud. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (tRaq7) 603
No Way In
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (SNwMD) Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:19 PM (PY9jH) 605
Days of Thunder Thighs
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (rb1zT) 606
ugh,
cum along cassidy Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (FKrah) 607
Top Gams
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (rb1zT) 608
Massage and a Throttle
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (SNwMD) 609
Tranny Spotting
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (yzxic) 610
Seven Beejers for Seven Brothers
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs) 611
Bar Thighs
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:20 PM (cHbmY) 612
GroundHUNG Day
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (rb1zT) 613
Father Does the Bride.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (i+fad) 614
Starship Poopers
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (qJtVm) 615
Oklahomama!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (rb1zT) 616
I think this thread will easily reach 1,000.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH) 617
Splendor in the Ass
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (qJtVm) 618
Snow White and the Seven 8-Balls She Traded For One Night of SMBD
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 08:21 PM (Kwhm/) 619
We Were Young Once, And Horny
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (cHbmY) 620
West Size Story
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (rb1zT) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (tRaq7) 622
Death Takes a Whore a Day
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (qJtVm) 623
M*I*L*F
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs) 624
Scatman.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (i+fad) 625
3 men in a babe
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (AxFdW) 626
Event Whores Rising
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (yzxic) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (rb1zT) 628
Forget it Ace, its prom!
Posted by: fu52 at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (HpUpB) 629
G*A*S*H
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs) 630
Meat the Parents
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (xlESs) 631
Speaking of dildos and butt plugs (you guys were, weren't you??), Ret. REAR Admiral John Shitweasel Kirby joined in with the other CNN shitweasels shitting all over Gen. Kelly tonight. Just thought I'd leave that here. Posted by: Jane D'oh Kirby is a real piece of work. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l) 632
A Sinful Plan
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:22 PM (cHbmY) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (Sv2/X) 634
Babe n me
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (FKrah) 635
As Long as It Gets
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (SNwMD) 636
American Booty
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (bjlHK) Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (mJ8mX) 638
Pooperman.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (i+fad) 639
Lawrence of a Labia. Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (vIjh1) 640
69th Warrior
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:23 PM (rb1zT) 641
589 Dodgers score first, 1-0
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r) Dude, that's just weird. Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 08:18 PM (ANIFC) Baseball pron. Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (qQcQl) 642
The Boner Collector
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (fA1SL) 644
The 400 Blows
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (QC/4S) 645
Still?
Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (14URa) 646
Suckawhile Dundee.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (i+fad) 647
Nine Men In
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (qJtVm) 648
Meet the Fvckers
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (SNwMD) 649
once upon a time in mae west
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (AxFdW) 650
Speaking as a father, that Raiders stadium looks pretty, um not packed.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (ce4vQ) 651
Ass
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (6U3DW) 652
School of Cock
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (xlESs) Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (pszv/) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (rb1zT) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (tRaq7) 656
Hah! Best Drudge headline ever (not sure this will work):
TONIGHT: Uranus Visible To Naked Eye... Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (14URa) 657
"It Came In Outer Space"
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (cHbmY) 658
The Italian Blowjob
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (NWiLs) 659
The Ass Bottom Boat
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (SNwMD) 660
The 47 Bonin'
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (fA1SL) 661
Bitches of Breastlick
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (rb1zT) 662
Orgasms 11
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (NWiLs) 663
Star Whores: Return of the Browneye.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (i+fad) 664
back to the drawing board
Posted by: vizzy at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (s5Khz) Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:26 PM (14URa) 666
Homo Spacians
Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (Kz9dH) 667
Father Does the Bride.
Posted by: Country Boy My eyes are bugging out of my head, but that's good. Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (pszv/) 668
Please Don't Meat the Ladies
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (SNwMD) 669
To Sir with Glove
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j) 670
Buck Rogers her
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (rb1zT) 671
Dog Dick Afternoon
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (U3PcU) 672
Brides Head Revisited
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (ce4vQ) 674
There Will be Bang
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (QC/4S) 675
To Sir With Lube
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (qJtVm) 676
Black Snake Moan
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (6U3DW) 677
Manass: Dicks of Fate
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (rb1zT) 678
Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Did Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (vIjh1) 679
The Boner Sanction
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (NWiLs) 680
645
Still? Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:24 PM (14URa) We need some way to slap them outta it. How do you slap 200 morons at once? Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:28 PM (Enq6K) 681
669 To Sir with Glove
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j) Can't forget the memorable movie score and soundtrack, "Smell the Glove" Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (ce4vQ) 682
OK, how about pull of Valu-Rite before the glass bottle starts to get soft?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (tRaq7) 683
Finding Nooner
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S) 684
Play Me Again, Sam
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (SNwMD) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (t3kPl) 686
Midnight Runs
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (xlESs) 687
The Third Man Tonight
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:29 PM (cHbmY) 688
Legend of Whore House
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (rb1zT) 689
Goodfuckers
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (yzxic) 690
King Leer
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (nBr1j) 691
Poon, Trains and Automobiles
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (t3kPl) 693
The Deep ...Hunter
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (QC/4S) 694
The 39 Stepsisters
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (rb1zT) Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:30 PM (QC/4S) 696
What about Boobs?
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (SNwMD) Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (qJtVm) 699
Wayne Gacy's World
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (U3PcU) 700
Detroit Cock City
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (cHbmY) 701
GladHeAteHer
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (yzxic) 702
Dial M, for Mish
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (QC/4S) 703
The Gams of Naverrone
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (rb1zT) 704
The Lady did the Tramp
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (ce4vQ) Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:31 PM (mJ8mX) 706
Lawrence in an Arabian
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (yhdMF) 707
A Dick Too Far
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (DyqiE) 708
Ellen Degeneres, Whoopi, and Hillary. In a pile. Going at it.
Let's see if this works, Tami and Peaches. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (PY9jH) 709
Greystroke: The Legend of Whorezan.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (NWiLs) 710
Bukkake and the Beast
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (ce4vQ) 711
Dirty Dozen
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (rb1zT) 712
First Blood
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (6U3DW) 713
Inwhoreious Basterds
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:32 PM (t3kPl) 715
Cumming to America
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (xlESs) 716
V.I. Whoreshawski
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs) 717
La La Land
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (ce4vQ) 718
The Wangs of Fear
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (QC/4S) 719
656 Hah! Best Drudge headline ever (not sure this will work):
TONIGHT: Uranus Visible To Naked Eye... Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 08:25 PM (14URa) Yeah. It's slightly brighter than 6th magnitude at best. So, if you're 100 miles away from city and suburban lights, and you have a detailed star chart and/or know the constellations *very* well, then it will "pop out". LOL. Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (sdi6R) 720
When Kevin McCallister had to fend for himself, Trump walked away.
https://youtu.be/YXE3Ku-mGrk?t=16s Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (rnAwa) 721
Strangers Pulling a train
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (fA1SL) 722
Romancing the Bone
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (rb1zT) 723
Santa Claus Does The Martians
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (cHbmY) 724
Bromancing the Bone
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:33 PM (ce4vQ) 725
I, Sexbot
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL) 726
White Men Can't Hump.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (i+fad) 727
Mary Pop-ins
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (ce4vQ) 728
Private Ido, Ho
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (cHbmY) 729
Deep Sonobi!
Posted by: Sonobi! at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (Wvkeg) 730
When Harry Smelled Sally
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:34 PM (xlESs) 731
The Trouble with Harry's wang
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (rb1zT) 732
5 easy pieces
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (AxFdW) 733
Saving Ryan's Privates
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (PY9jH) 734
Jiggly
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (SNwMD) 736
Fern Gully 2: The Potted Plants
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (ce4vQ) 737
@725 - nice !
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (t3kPl) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (pszv/) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:35 PM (tRaq7) 741
Shaft
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (6U3DW) 742
Loving Las Vegas
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (fA1SL) 743
The Great Train Buggery
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (cHbmY) 744
The Hining
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (U3PcU) 745
The Girl with the Dildo Tattoo
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (rb1zT) 746
The Sperminator
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (fA1SL) 747
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
I didn't even have to change a word, dirty minds will do all the work, gentiles! Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (xlESs) 748
Days of Thunder-thighs
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (ce4vQ) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:36 PM (t3kPl) 750
The Girl with all the Guys
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rb1zT) 751
Looking for Mr. Hardwood
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (SNwMD) 752
I need a recommendation for a good self defense gun I can carry in my purse. Any ideas?
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (Enq6K) 753
The little merde maid
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL) 754
The Girl with the Dildo Tattoo
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (pszv/) 756
Panty Asia
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (cHbmY) 757
Someone here a few days ago said "If I had to choose between watching soccer and Harvey Weinstein jerking off into a houseplant, I won't know what to do."
Response: "That's what picture-in-picture is for." Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rnAwa) 758
The Wizard of Ooze
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (ce4vQ) 759
The Great Ball
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (rb1zT) 760
Baredevil
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs) 761
Twelve Donkeys
Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (7xvrP) 762
Titty-Titty Bang-Bang
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (rb1zT) Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (rnAwa) 764
To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Harvey Weinstein
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:38 PM (ce4vQ) Posted by: AC/DC at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (pszv/) 766
Bull Do-Him
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (ce4vQ) 767
Hymenbusters
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (xlESs) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (eXA4G) 769
So, this is pretty much it for tonight?
Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R) 770
Spooge
Posted by: Charles Dickin's at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (pszv/) 771
Dazed and Cum Fused Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:39 PM (vIjh1) 772
Field of Creams
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (NWiLs) 773
Holy crap. Pixy isn't letting me sock 'a m y s c h u m e r' unless it's about repeating a previous comment.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (mJ8mX) 774
Doing Mrs. Doubtfire
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (DyqiE) 775
The Mate Ricks
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (fA1SL) 776
Octopussy
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (6U3DW) 777
Pleasure of Sierra Tu Madre
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (cHbmY) 778
The River Queef
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (ce4vQ) 779
Mr. Blandings Drills His Dream Whore
Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (7xvrP) 780
Trading Sexes
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:40 PM (xlESs) 781
Erin Brokeabitch
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (SNwMD) 782
A Star is Whorin'
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (yzxic) Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (mJ8mX) 784
Ghost-bustiers
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ce4vQ) 785
Spent
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (yhdMF) 786
Rear Window
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (QC/4S) 787
Rio Low Blow Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (eXA4G) 788
The Shootist.
Posted by: Peter North at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (pszv/) 789
So, this is pretty much it for tonight?
Yep, best I can tell from here. It's like they had a running downhill start on an icy road. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (tRaq7) 790
Boystown
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (ce4vQ) 791
The Virgin Sexless
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (SNwMD) 792
Speaking of Ted Cruz, I just discovered that Twitter has permanently suspended the account that @tedcruz accidentally favorited last month. (The post with pronstar Cory Chase). Also, PornHub's account was permanently blocked.
Thx alot, Ted. :/ Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:41 PM (Hnqc1) 793
I knew it.
As soon as I saw this thread, I said to myself - 'Self. They're just gonna be in there making fun of Porn movie titles...' Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (KJZYq) 794
Whats up, Cock Posted by: fixerupper at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (vIjh1) 795
The Bukkake Kid
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (U3PcU) 796
The Virgin Slip-and-slides
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:42 PM (ce4vQ) 797
Rise of the Planet of the Gapes Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (eXA4G) 798
Ugh. So Tucker must need a Valium after every show.
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (ASGHc) 799
The Man with 2 Dicks
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (SNwMD) 800
No Erections for Old Men
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (yhdMF) 801
Honey, I Spunked on the Neighbor's Step Kids
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (KJZYq) 802
28 Lays Later Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (eXA4G) Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL) 804
Raiders of the Lust Ark
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (ce4vQ) 805
Dude, Where's My Whore?
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (NWiLs) 806
A Whore is Born
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (xlESs) 807
The Man Who Felt Her Smurf
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (qJtVm) 808
Drunken Master, Hidden, oh hell, I just can't do it
Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (pzA2L) 809
The Girl With The Pearl Necklace
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (cHbmY) 810
You've Got E-Male
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (ce4vQ) 811
coughs, live free or die harder
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (FKrah) 812
Sappho's Choice
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (mJ8mX) 814
Sex, Actually
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:44 PM (cHbmY) Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (fA1SL) 816
Splendor in the Ass.
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (xlESs) Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (KJZYq) Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (ce4vQ) 819
Keef Olberdouche opines from his bathtub on Gen. Kelly, calling him "a collaborating, enabling nitwit."
Huh. I'd PPV to watch Gen. Kelly gouge out Keef's eyeballs and well..... Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH) 820
Spinner-Ella
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs) 821
Mean Queefs
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (yzxic) 822
Crotching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (SNwMD) 823
Crouching Tigress, Hidden Drag Queen
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Sv2/X) 825
O and more fun
Posted by: willow at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (FKrah) 826
Escape from Alma's Ass Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (eXA4G) 827
Canonball Buns
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (ce4vQ) 828
Girl, Inseminated
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (NWiLs) 829
Skull Fucking Ms Daisy
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (KJZYq) 830
Tremors
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (6U3DW) 831
I like the idea of HGTV inspired porn...
"Tiny House. Big Dick." "Love it it Lick It." "Ho Hunters" "Ho Hunters: International" Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (Hnqc1) 832
Frida
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (ce4vQ) 833
Gorillas in the Mish
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (xlESs) 834
The Accidental Humping
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (SNwMD) 835
Jawbreaker
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (6U3DW) 836
The Royal Tappinbums
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (yzxic) 837
An Officer and a Gentleman and Another 4 Guys
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (KJZYq) Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (ce4vQ) 839
Hothello
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (Hnqc1) 841
I'd PPV to watch Gen. Kelly gouge out Keef's eyeballs and well.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH) ---- In the Octogon! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (qJtVm) 842
Nope...they're stuck.....
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:47 PM (Enq6K) 843
The Story of Ooooh!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (mJ8mX) 844
822 Crotching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (SNwMD) 823 Crouching Tigress, Hidden Drag Queen Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL) Nice. Great minds. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (rb1zT) 845
The Hunt for Red Pussy
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (yhdMF) 846
So. This is what you morons spend your time on while I'm at work?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (EZebt) 847
Mucha Goo About Humping
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (NWiLs) 848
The Men Who Stare at Boobs
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (SNwMD) 849
Raging Boner
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (U3PcU) 850
Stick It!
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:48 PM (6U3DW) 851
The Count of Monte Crusto
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (Sv2/X) 852
Homo with a shotgun
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (fA1SL) 853
The Poonatic
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs) 854
Around The World For Eighty Bucks
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY) Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (Hnqc1) 856
Forest Hump: Bambi Comes (Of Age)
Posted by: Looper at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (7xvrP) 857
Every Given Sundae
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (ce4vQ) 858
Invasion of the Body Cavities Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (eXA4G) 859
Good Night, and Good Fvck
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:49 PM (SNwMD) Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (ce4vQ) 861
Blazing Boobies
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (mMeIQ) 862
3:10 to Huma
Posted by: Hillary! at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (Sv2/X) 863
The Perfect Porn
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (SNwMD) 864
The Piano
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:50 PM (ce4vQ) Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL) 866
Field of Cums
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (mMeIQ) 867
A Rubber Rams Through It
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (qJtVm) 868
The Cunt of Molly Crisco
Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (etctz) 869
The Porn Identity
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL) 870
Midnight Reverse Cowgirl
Posted by: Country Singer at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (yzxic) 871
The Vagina Diapers
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (xlESs) Posted by: Mel Gibson at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (Sv2/X) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (t3kPl) 875
Braveshart
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (ce4vQ) 876
Mad Max: The Choad Warrior Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (eXA4G) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (t3kPl) 878
Assatar
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Sv2/X) 879
Confession of a Nymphomaniac Mind
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (SNwMD) 880
Nood
Posted by: Auscolpyr at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (pzA2L) 881
"Beachfront Bargain Fuck"
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (Hnqc1) 882
Tami - if anything can stop this madness, a gun question might be the one ...
Mrs Eez has carried a Beretta .25 for many years now - periodically I blow lint out of the barrel and swap magazines for her. Okay under the "better than nothing" clause, which I invoked for many years with my little .22 revolver (I was carrying that when I first met her !). fwiw she is a dead shot with that thing; I remember seeing her shooting apples off a tree with it years ago. Personally I carry a S&W snubnose .38 these days, and in any model without a protruding hammer I unequivocally recommend that as a purse gun; no safety to find, no slide to rack, never a failure-to-function - there's a reason cops all carried that kind of gun before everything got all paramilitary ... Best advice is go to a local shop and find something that fits your hand and seems do-able mechanically, then try to actually test-fire before you buy. more ? Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (z3Hmr) 883
Second Hand Loins
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (cHbmY) 884
Carlos Dangers Way
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (U3PcU) 885
Citizen Came
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:54 PM (xlESs) 886
Has anyone seen zombie around lately?
Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (sdi6R) 887
Diddler on The Roof
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (U3PcU) 888
E.T. The Extra Testicle
Posted by: IndianaJuan at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (xlESs) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 08:55 PM (tRaq7) 890
Fucking Solomon's Behind
... starring Allan Quartermain Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (etctz) 891
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 08:56 PM (eXA4G) 892
sisterhood of the traveling panty-less
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 19, 2017 08:57 PM (hscyr) Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (tIhIY) 894
O-tay -
"It's like they had a running downhill start on an icy road." g'night, foax long, busy day tomorrow Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (z3Hmr) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 19, 2017 08:58 PM (tIhIY) 896
Best advice is go to a local shop and find
something that fits your hand and seems do-able mechanically, then try to actually test-fire before you buy. more ? Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 08:53 PM (z3Hmr) Thanks sock! Yeah, I really need to go to a shop and shoot some. We have a bunch of guns we inherited from my FIL but they're manly man guns. Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 08:59 PM (Enq6K) 897
What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 08:59 PM (6U3DW) 898
Run Silent, Run Ten Inches Deep
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 09:01 PM (Kwhm/) 899
I saw someone doing a trade like that last week at my local shop - might be worth a try.
Best of luck, keep us in the loop for tons of free advice ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 09:03 PM (z3Hmr) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 09:04 PM (AxFdW) Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:05 PM (mJ8mX) 902
Poledhertwice
Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 09:06 PM (U3PcU) Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:08 PM (NyJwR) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 09:10 PM (AxFdW) 905
Total Reball
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:12 PM (mJ8mX) Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:12 PM (NyJwR) 907
Vaginatown
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (BeKMO) Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (NyJwR) 909
Pussies. They've all left for the other thread.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2017 09:13 PM (mJ8mX) 910
Lethal Weapon
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (6U3DW) Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:14 PM (NyJwR) Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 09:16 PM (NyJwR) Posted by: Johnny at October 19, 2017 09:17 PM (kUotE) Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 09:20 PM (AYOfh) 915
Super Size Me
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 09:24 PM (6U3DW) Posted by: happyfeet at October 19, 2017 09:50 PM (mLfQi) 917
If the kids are too young to read the titles, there is no problem.
If the kids are old enough to read the titles, but have to ask what 'horny' or 'dildo' means, then it is called a teachable moment. If the kids are old enough to know what it means then, if you've raised your kids correctly, it should be a moment of hilarity. If the kids are old enough to know what it means, and you didn't raise your kids correctly, only then is this a problem. I remember the huge debates about the violence of the Three Stooges, and how it was corrupting us kids by glorifying violence. As if we kids didn't already know that getting poked in the eye hurt like hell, and because of that it was probably faked on the show. Sheesh! Adults can really be childish.. Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 19, 2017 10:09 PM (o7l6R) 918
Pretty Shitty Gang Bang
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 19, 2017 10:16 PM (lD3vL) 919
Down In Abby
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2017 10:18 PM (oiItG) 920
Jennifer 8 Everyone
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2017 10:19 PM (oiItG) 921
3 hours to 920 posts. Not bad at 5.1 posts/min.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 19, 2017 10:33 PM (QMwOT) 922
I worked on the parental control feature, in the set-top-box engineering group for Directv. If you set the controls to block x-rated programs, it will also block the titles in the guide (and anywhere else in the UI). You can check this yourselves quite easily.
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