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Monday Night Football Ratings Fall to Season Low

[A]s social media sparked with ESPN not showing the playing of the national anthem, another type of history was also being made: Last night's primetime broadcast of the Titans' 36-22 victory stumbled to a season low with a 6.1 in metered market results.

In a season stained by overall ratings declines and political controversy, that NFL Week 6 rating is down 13% from the early numbers of the much tighter October 9 matchup between the Minnesota Vikings and Chicago Bears. That MNF season low went on to deliver a 3.7 rating among adults 18-49 and a total viewership of 10.3 million. It's worth noting that the peek of last week's MNF came at halftime on the Disney-owned cabler when the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer debuted.

Year-to-year, last night's MNF dipped just over 3% in the MM [major markets, I think] results from the Arizona Cardinals' 28-3 demolition of the New York Jets on October 17, 2016. With a rating that matched the Jets score, that demo season low eventually landed with a 3.0 among the 18-49s and 8.4 million viewers, an almost audience bottom.


I'm very heartened by all this. I guess that makes me an authoritarian nationalist populist or something.

I mean, we owe the Media Class a living, don't we? It's our duty to waste the precious few hours of our lives staring into an electric soma dispenser, right?

If the Corporate Class tells us to Consume, we must obey them. After all, they're our superiors on the social hierarchy.

That's what Principled Conservatism means in the Age of Trump, right?

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM




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1 first?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 02:54 PM (ILitO)

2 I blame The Reds!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2017 02:55 PM (O5Q3r)

3 It says only a 3% drop from last year.

I'm not impressed.

Come on people, tune out!

Posted by: Village idiot at October 17, 2017 02:55 PM (bf86X)

4 so this is what it feels like to be blocked by Sonobi.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 02:55 PM (ILitO)

5 My rods and cones are all screwed up!

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2017 02:55 PM (7HtZB)

6 Deflation.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 17, 2017 02:56 PM (DrC22)

7 I don't even check the scores Tues morning anymore...

Posted by: regular joe at October 17, 2017 02:56 PM (O50yS)

8 first blue and underlined, now red?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 02:56 PM (ILitO)

9 "It's our duty to waste the precious few hours of our lives staring into an electric soma dispenser, right?"

That pretty much describes my time on Ace of Spades. But if I don't waste it here, I'll be watching football.

Posted by: Wm. Scott at October 17, 2017 02:56 PM (TUB4r)

10 I'm very heartened by all this. I guess that makes me an authoritarian nationalist populist or something.

I mean, we owe the Media Class a living, don't we? It's our duty to waste the precious few hours of our lives staring into an electric soma dispenser, right?

If the Corporate Class tells us to Consume, we must obey them. After all, they're our superiors on the social hierarchy.

That's what Principled Conservatism means in the Age of Trump, right?

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM

============

I read the first sixth of Children of Dune last night. It was better than football.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 02:56 PM (0eoFj)

11 As a bonus, if I don't watch MNF I also get to boycott ESPN.

SCORE

Posted by: FDR's TV at October 17, 2017 02:56 PM (nS9If)

12 My that's a big link you have.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 02:57 PM (ul9CR)

13 The NFL, another once respected American institution destroyed by Trump. For shame, sir!

Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at October 17, 2017 02:57 PM (SkuXa)

14 Top twenty

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 17, 2017 02:57 PM (+FicK)

15
End the NFL antitrust carve out. Commies gonna commie.

Posted by: Newt Rocknee at October 17, 2017 02:57 PM (/zwDg)

16 That's what Principled Conservatism means in the Age of Trump, right?

I'd have to check my Salon-approved Twitter feed to be sure.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (tVWQB)

17 Wait until there done with today's owner meetings. I can't wait to see what the Owners/players have resolved...if anything.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

18 "electric soma dispenser?"

That is poetic.

But I always imagined soma to be far, far better.

Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (QIzTH)

19 edge of 17

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (ul9CR)

20 This shows that we are all linked together!
In blood!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (hMwEB)

21 It's a red letter day!

Posted by: RioBravo at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (SsblQ)

22 I've never been what you would call a Football fan.

I'd rather watch HGTV. Any time, any day.

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (uLuPn)

23 I'm still saying the NFL is Dead.

Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (NmR1a)

24 My rods and cones are all screwed up!

Nah, it's the Cubs and the Dodgers. They're supposed to be the same color.

I swear, last time we saw those two play, it was in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (H5rtT)

25 Trump has a long memory and it was a bonus they gave him a winning issue to finally punch back.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (Q0dwZ)

26 Please hire Colin Kaperwatsis.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (cHbmY)

27 20. Blood for the blood god!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (fA1SL)

28 COMMIES

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (2wRtc)

29 Ace is hurting the nations health by advocating a dangerous withdrawal of vital vitamin TV.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (RDd1I)

30 hey, just think, in seven months it'll be 17/17/17.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (ILitO)

31 I've taken up hiking on Sunday afternoons.

Healthier than couch-potato-ing in front of the tube watching football.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (ul9CR)

32 Blood for the Blood god! Shelves for the Den of Iniquity!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (fA1SL)

33 *quietly sings*

"I can turn you inside-out
with what I chose
not to do..."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (W+vEI)

34 So far, I haven't watched more than five minutes of NFL football this year. And that was only because I was at a bar and ended up watching the Packers win over Dallas in the waning seconds.

The rest of the time while I was there, I was perusing the HQ and Insty. That and drinking a beer or three.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (+FicK)

35 18 "electric soma dispenser?"

That is poetic.

But I always imagined soma to be far, far better.

Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2017 02:58 PM (QIzTH)

Internet pron

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (7HtZB)

36 I am surprised that the NFL's ratings didn't bounce with the announcement of super-sport soccer joining them in kneeling in protest against trump. weird.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (RDd1I)

37 26 Please hire Colin Kaperwatsis.
Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2017 02:59 PM (cHbmY)

=============

Put him, unfiltered, in every NFL promo to prove that you're down with the cause and just ever so woke, Mr. Goodell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (0eoFj)

38 I was late to the previous thread.
I was gonna say we should make a Top 10 Militant Normals on Twitter

1. Ace
2.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (hMwEB)

39 Milk for the cornflakes!

Posted by: moviegique at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (7zeA4)

40 UGH. Chuck Schumer said he's happy with the "Healthcare Deal".

We're Fvcked.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (Vevy5)

41 I'll go back to the NFL when they respect the anthem, discipline their players, and give money to charities supporting fallen law enforcement personnel. And have naked cheerleaders. And cheaper beer.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

42 lamar alexander working with patty murray to gibs obamacare the money that trump denied?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (RDd1I)

43
Believe me, anytime you take a revenue cut, the accounting department gets on the phone to management. Any cut in revenue must be matched (as quickly as possible) with an immediate cut in expenses.

Things I learned after Chapter 11.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (EgwCt)

44 It's all red, like the words of Jesus!

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

45 1. Ace
2. SCHLICHTER

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (ul9CR)

46 1. Ace

2.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (hMwEB)
Bannon.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (14URa)

47 Better hit the tip jar, folks. I think ace is trying to tell us this blog's in the red.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (4df7R)

48 i stopped watching the NFL before not watching the NFL was kewl.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (P8FeH)

49 The Legend of Zeldace: A Link to the Post

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (oZ6kz)

50 I don't get it. EVERYBODY loves overpaid ingrates spouting politics. Almost as much as they love politicians.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (HgMAr)

51 well, what did you guys expect the DNC controlled Senate to do?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (RDd1I)

52 With Rodgers out, and the Pack season apparently headed south, the cheeseheads may just switch it off.

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (suO/a)

53 I opted out of $18 million this year. Now I'm paying some cracker $12K defend me opting out of $18 million. Winning!

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (SkuXa)

54 39 Milk for the cornflakes!
Posted by: moviegique at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (7zeA4)

You mean Kaboom

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (hMwEB)

55 The NFL : Where multi-millionaire celebrities display their social awareness to the masses in a demonstration of "We're woke! Why aren't you, you ignorant fools?!"

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (Pqytn)

56 What the NFL needs is someone to lead them in kneeling. And leadership is my middle name!

Posted by: Colitus Kaepernickus at October 17, 2017 03:02 PM (2z74n)

57 Ace is seeing Red
NFL is dead
and Hooray for new thread!

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:02 PM (hvf9s)

58 The Scarlet Letters.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Horde Special! Two Free Skepticism When the Outrage Outlet Caters Your Fall Freakout at October 17, 2017 03:02 PM (hLRSq)

59 $12K an hour even.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at October 17, 2017 03:02 PM (SkuXa)

60 My God! It's full of links!

Posted by: Dave Bowman at October 17, 2017 03:02 PM (2mC6G)

61 I want all these bastiches to get flushed down the drain.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

62 OT:

Bob Corker say's he loved McCains speech: "I gave him a hug. I had a schadenboner bigger then....well, bigger than my 5'4" frame."

I think they're going to form the "He-man Donald Haters club."

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (G0vdT)

63 I don't think Better Football is going to solve their little problem.
But for what it's worth, it doesn't look too good for Better Football, either.

Look, I'm a twentieth century western man. I have no objection to "soma."
But soma is supposed to be made of treacle, with overtones of cinnamon and vanilla. This shit-flavoured soma was getting old, fast.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (H5rtT)

64 >>The NFL : Where multi-millionaire celebrities display their social
awareness to the masses in a demonstration of "We're woke! Why aren't
you, you ignorant fools?!"


*AHEM*

Posted by: Hollywood, the music industry, MSM... at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (W+vEI)

65 I didn't watch football last night because I was watching baseball. I did catch most of the Packers game Sunday, in which Aaron Rodgers pulled an Oregon Muse. Maybe Rodgers IS Oregon Muse!

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (DLIpz)

66 40 UGH. Chuck Schumer said he's happy with the "Healthcare Deal".

We're Fvcked.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (Vevy5)

============

Still many hurdles to go. Including committee votes (maybe), full Senate, full House, consolidation (maybe), and Trump's desk.

Plus, since it's budget related, shouldn't it originate in the House?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (0eoFj)

67 The NFL will be gone in 10 years.

Posted by: Timon at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (NTM5E)

68 i FEEL ALL LINKY NOW..

damn caps lock.. I ain't retyping it..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (so+oy)

69 Boo Sportsball!
*Takes an elbow in protest*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (xJa6I)

70 >>With a rating that matched the Jets score ....

I would take umbrage with this but it's true.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (/tuJf)

71 I haven't been an NFL fan since they screwed Doug Flutie so my boycott was too easy. Because of that I decided to boycott Howard Stern which was very hard for me to do at the beginning. I'm way over it now. He turned into a huge lefty douchebag.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (Q0dwZ)

72 45
1. Ace

2. SCHLICHTER

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (ul9CR)


3. Steven Crowder

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (4df7R)

73 The Titans won?

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (yqvys)

74 My God. It's full of link all the way down.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (mJ8mX)

75 55 The NFL : Where multi-millionaire celebrities display their social awareness to the masses in a demonstration of "We're woke! Why aren't you, you ignorant fools?!"

Posted by: mrp

**********

well, I don't know if it's woke for a bunch of black players to believe the black lives matter lies the obama admin spoon fed them while they were growing up. Throughout their entire lives, they got ribbons, stars, and cookies for being woke woke by protesting evil white america...so this is more of the same.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (RDd1I)

76 52 With Rodgers out, and the Pack season apparently headed south, the cheeseheads may just switch it off.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 17, 2017 03:01 PM (suO/a)

===========

Sign Kaepernick!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (0eoFj)

77 And Jesus said...

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (2mC6G)

78 Our betters (the elites ) seem to feel they deserve our respect our money and our time. I cut the cord an decline to give my respect, money or time to people who hate me and all that I believe.

Posted by: Usntakim at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (0OmEj)

79 Sports have been a colossal waste of time, and honor, for far too long.

Can't die quick enough for me.

Posted by: Dang at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (8b+oT)

80 You people just don't understand! You need us!! YOU NEED US!!!

Posted by: Breakinta Holmes: NFL Tight End at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (O5Q3r)

81
1. President of the United States and God - Emperor of the Normal Revolutionaries Donald J Trump.

2. Ace


3. Bannon.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (2wRtc)

82 Go New Jersey Generals!

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (nFwvY)

83 Part of the reason the Uniparty is big on social spending is that it keeps the consumption spending inflated...and the people calling the shots personally profit, now, based on high levels of consumption spending.

If people voluntarily stop spending money, and here time is money, on frivolous things, they will be in some amount of trouble....

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (eSx+E)

84 lamar alexander working with patty murray to gibs obamacare the money that trump denied?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (RDd1I)


He's working hard to destroy the GOPe just to spite Trump.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Horde Special! Two Free Skepticism When the Outrage Outlet Caters Your Fall Freakout at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

85 " My that's a big link you have.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 02:57 PM (ul9CR) "

The better to click you with, my dear.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)

86 44 It's all red, like the words of Jesus!

You would notice the red-you closet Stalinist!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (ul9CR)

87 MOAR PLEASE!!!

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (Aitxu)

88 Sign Kaepernick!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (0eoFj)

Oh boy, did you see McCarthy's press conference when someone suggested that. I think we can safely say that Kaepernick is a no go in Green Bay.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (G0vdT)

89 'Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Brooklyn, Vowing To Be 'As Artisanal As It Gets''

Not the onion, actual headline at Daily Hollywood...

I'd use all sorts of adult words but don't want to eff up the search engine rankings or offend the day walkers...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (t3kPl)

90 3. Bannon.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (2wRtc)


Bannon's not really on Twitter though. He's a force and he gets referenced frequently, but he doesn't himself have a very big Twitter presence.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (4df7R)

91 Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)

Hey broseidon! Where you been?

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

92 that's how things are supposed to work! The Dems get what they want and the Repubs get to say "we made a deal!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 03:06 PM (ILitO)

93 the radio is playing that McCain conniption.

What bullshit. These swampies are our fucking enemies...we have a half baked notion of nationalism, etc etc.

I'd say the whole notion that nationalism is "bad" is half baked and based upon a sand foundation that a world war started by the collusion between several stripes of communism started.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:06 PM (RDd1I)

94 >>> I didn't watch football last night because I was watching baseball. I did catch most of the Packers game Sunday, in which Aaron Rodgers pulled an Oregon Muse. Maybe Rodgers IS Oregon Muse!
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (DLIpz)

Well we have never seen them in the same room...

Grammie, I was sad when the Nats choked last week, wanted my boo Bryce Harper to get to the series. But I was happy knowing you'd be elated for your beloved Cubs! It took some of the sting off.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:06 PM (hvf9s)

95 88 Sign Kaepernick!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (0eoFj)

Oh boy, did you see McCarthy's press conference when someone suggested that. I think we can safely say that Kaepernick is a no go in Green Bay.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (G0vdT)

==========

What a Midwest team really needs is some race studies education from a multi-millionaire who thinks he's oppressed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:06 PM (0eoFj)

96 I endorse the whole post link method.

Posted by: Idlepundit at October 17, 2017 03:06 PM (tdVTp)

97 Wait until there done with today's owner meetings. I can't wait to see what the Owners/players have resolved...if anything.

========

The players will probably produce a list of "demands" similar to the ones produced by the snowflakes on campuses.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 17, 2017 03:06 PM (vg8iE)

98 this is good news for the foosball leagues forming in rec rooms all over the country.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (AAbgH)

99 Or, as the 'Powers-That-Be' would put it ...

Be A Good Consumer.
Always Obey Authority.
You Know Nothing.
Listen Only To Experts.
Never Question.
Never Express New Ideas.
Be Content.

This will be your only warning ...

Posted by: Dr_No at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (imDUY)

100 Breakinta Holmes

+++

that's pretty funny.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (RDd1I)

101 I read that the cheerleaders are still honoring the flag. Would't it be appropriate for Ace to run a column honoring them?

Just sayin'.

Posted by: George LeS at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (+TcCF)

102
Instead of watching NFL games on Sunday I read Robert Massie's Dreadnought and recorded works by Reger, Chaminade, Fetras, Kuhlau and Mercadante for my playlists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (BWL+E)

103 You would notice the red-you closet Stalinist!
===


Shelf Supremacist > Closet Stalinist

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (2wRtc)

104 "Hey broseidon! Where you been?

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (NWiLs) "

I'm in this awful prison for 8 hours a day. They claim to pay me but I mostly take it on faith.

(I got promoted and I work right next to the CFO now - so not as easy to goof off. Stupid adulting.)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)

105 So is the NBA going to start opening games by playing Gloria al Bravo Pueblo?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (HgMAr)

106 "Maybe Rodgers IS Oregon Muse!"

I don't think OM ever bonked Olivia Munn.

Rodgers has plenty of time to lie on the sofa and think about peace and unity and all the other crapola that he talked about in his asinine statement asking Packer fans to link arms and show their support for the Pack. Not for the country or the Flag. For the Packers. Priorities.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (ZM2xo)

107 I am sure it is just the weather. Or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

108 willowed (non pot)

Speaking of... I can send Amazon credits to people now through either an email address or a phone number text message. Anyone on the planet, whether I know them or not.

Ace, you feel like giving us one of them?

It can even be a 'burner' email address or phone.

For tax purposes -- it's a gift. All you have to do is put an email addy up on the front page, ignore the usual crapola emails and look for an Amazon notification. Buy yourself some decent drill bits that will go through a hardened steel gas line hidden behind the drywall.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:08 PM (EgwCt)

109 Because of that I decided to boycott Howard Stern which was very hard for me to do at the beginning. I'm way over it now. He turned into a huge lefty douchebag.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 03:03 PM (Q0dwZ)

I haven't listened to that toolbag since he went on satellite, and I have multiple satellite radios. His schtick was tired in the '90s.

Posted by: Timon at October 17, 2017 03:08 PM (NTM5E)

110 As far as Twitter Presences go, Paul Joseph Watson.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2017 03:08 PM (Vevy5)

111 Federal judge in Hawaii blocks Trump administration's latest travel ban order.

Back to SCOTUS, which needs to smack down these political hack judges, and put a stop to this shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2017 03:08 PM (BXf9o)

112 38
I was late to the previous thread.

I was gonna say we should make a Top 10 Militant Normals on Twitter



1. Ace

2.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 17, 2017 03:00 PM (hMwEB)

If we're looking at a wider spectrum than merely the political, I say Daddy Warpig. He's great at tearing apart the SJW rot in the gaming, comics, sci fi, and other pop culture industries. He's big on the Pulp Revival/Revolution train.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 17, 2017 03:08 PM (4df7R)

113 Or, as the 'Powers-That-Be' would put it ...

Be A Good Consumer.
Always Obey Authority.
You Know Nothing.
Listen Only To Experts.
Never Question.
Never Express New Ideas.
Be Content.

This will be your only warning ...

Posted by: Dr_No at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (imDUY)


They Live!

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (T71PA)

114 79 Sports have been a colossal waste of time, and honor, for far too long.

Can't die quick enough for me.




I agree! Down with PE! Down with volleyball! Down with golf! Down with hockey! Down with any type of organized physical activity!

Everybody - Knit!

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (DLIpz)

115 Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Brooklyn, Vowing To Be 'As Artisanal As It Gets'

He's going to dig a well?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (O5Q3r)

116 I could really make a good career out of being an NFL coach.

My locker room speech: "Look, guys...and look, Kaepernick...we're all millionaires here. None of this matters. Go put on a show."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (eytER)

117 111 Federal judge in Hawaii blocks Trump administration's latest travel ban order.

Back to SCOTUS, which needs to smack down these political hack judges, and put a stop to this shit.

++++++++++

need to charge these judges with treason.

oh right, the 14th amendment actually should be understood that the ethnic composition of America is itself unconstutional and world wide citizenship is what we fought the civil war for.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (RDd1I)

118 I can translate the red link on the wall:
The NFL has been weighed on the scales and found wanting.

Posted by: Daniel at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (mJ8mX)

119 It's linky it's linky
It's lined, it's red, it's urled
It's linky it's linky
It's better than bold it's nood.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (yqvys)

120 an electric soma dispenser



Eh. Wake me when they have an Electric Ubik Dispenser.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (NyJwR)

121 110 As far as Twitter Presences go, Paul Joseph Watson.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2017 03:08 PM (Vevy5)

I first read that as 'Twitter Princesses'. Eh, I like my reading better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

122 'Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Brooklyn, Vowing To Be 'As Artisanal As It Gets''
=========

So he's going to start swallowing?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (vg8iE)

123 81

1. President of the United States and God - Emperor of the Normal Revolutionaries Donald J Trump.

2. Ace


3. Bannon.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (2wRtc)
Hell, yeah! Although I appreciate the reminder about Schlichter. Gotta start getting back to checking his stuff.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (14URa)

124 114. Our MAGA deffskwadz and Aero-Pinochet crews will have scarves, the best scarves, believe me

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (fA1SL)

125 re 62: they guy whose 2008 campaign slogan was "Country First" is worried about nationalism. I guess by 'country' he meant 'Washington D.C.'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (ILitO)

126 81
1. President of the United States and God - Emperor of the Normal Revolutionaries Donald J Trump.

2. Ace

3. Bannon.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (2wRtc)

=======

Hey, what about me h8r? I'm the National Conchshell of America!

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (Aitxu)

127 Dow 10 points away from 23k....

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (Enq6K)

128 Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (ZM2xo)

Girl, Aaron Rodgers has never bonked Olivia Munn, either.

Or any other female, for that matter.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (kuFbc)

129 97 that demand list was thrown down weeks ago.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (AAbgH)

130 Federal judge in Hawaii blocks Trump administration's latest travel ban order.

Back to SCOTUS, which needs to smack down these political hack judges, and put a stop to this shit.


I wouldn't mind a Constitutional provision creating a Contempt of SCOTUS clause. SCOTUS could jail the errant judges.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (eytER)

131 The sad thing is Trump brought this all on himself by picking a fight with the NFL.It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (rmVvL)

132
Has the NFL let us know the ratings are down because of the hurricanes, baseball playoffs, global warming, it was too sunny/dark out, the dog ate their homework, people are watching MeAgain Kelly's show? (scratch that last one)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (auHtY)

133 106 "Maybe Rodgers IS Oregon Muse!"

I don't think OM ever bonked Olivia Munn.


////

I don't think Rodgers has either.

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (nFwvY)

134 Back to SCOTUS, which needs to smack down these political hack judges, and put a stop to this shit.
=========

Congress could do just that, but reasons.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (vg8iE)

135 if Hawaian federal judges ignore precedent or basic common sense or separation of powers to prevent POTUS from closing borders...well, that's a crime. Especially with clear bias shown.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (RDd1I)

136 The Packers need a QB for the rest of the year?

I'm sure Johnny Manziel can be sprung out of whatever 5-star rehab facility he's currently marinating in.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)

137 Hey, what about me h8r? I'm the National Conchshell of America!

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (Aitxu)
You are a twat-waffle. That is a very long list.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (14URa)

138 I listened to some Saturday futbol, and did battle with a maple butcher block countertop Sunday.
NFL free and ready to pee!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (baYK5)

139 Everybody - Knit!

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (DLIpz)


*raises hand* Is crochet acceptable?

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (4df7R)

140 Donna - when he started making words like love and unity, I thought maybe he had a concussion and thought he was in Woodstock.


I think he just ain't that bright.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (DLIpz)

141 they guy whose 2008 campaign slogan was "Country
First" is worried about nationalism. I guess by 'country' he meant
'Washington D.C.'


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (ILitO)

------------------------------------
I think he meant "John McCain"

Posted by: RioBravo at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (SsblQ)

142 I read that the cheerleaders are still honoring the flag. Would't it be appropriate for Ace to run a column honoring them? Just sayin'.
Posted by: George LeS at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (+TcCF)

Can the Horde can have elbow threads each week that are not official FB threads, to keep the boycott in place? *ponders*

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:11 PM (hvf9s)

143 It's linky it's linky
It's lined, it's red, it's urled
It's linky it's linky
It's better than bold it's nood.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (yqvys)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Log at October 17, 2017 03:12 PM (T71PA)

144 Girl, Aaron Rodgers has never bonked Olivia Munn, either.



Or any other female, for that matter.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (kuFbc)
Serious? He's teh ghey? Not that I care but, how did I not know this?

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:12 PM (14URa)

145 Here's something that may amuse some of you: there's an NFL Pick 'Em pool in my office. Weekly winner gets about $70, season winner gets about $800. I have a four game lead for the season so far. Haven't watched a single snap of NFL football this season.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 17, 2017 03:12 PM (uiwCw)

146 Time to hit the links

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 03:12 PM (FZYNt)

147 Federal judge in Hawaii blocks Trump administration's latest travel ban order.

Back to SCOTUS, which needs to smack down these political hack judges, and put a stop to this shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2017 03:08 PM (BXf9o)



There needs to be an epic smack down of all of these little kings in black robes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 03:12 PM (auHtY)

148 they guy whose 2008 campaign slogan was "Country First"
========

Yeah, that sonofabitch. My 2008 slogan was going to be "Man Country First" but he beat me to it.

I got the last laugh, though!

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at October 17, 2017 03:12 PM (vg8iE)

149 Caught the game at the local titty bar. The dj played the anthem before the game and all the girls lined up with their hands over their hearts. It was glorious.

Posted by: Not giving my name at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (QzEdR)

150 MWR - is crochet the thing with pearl two and stuff like that? My grandma tried to teach me. Failed.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (DLIpz)

151 Federal judge in Hawaii blocks Trump administration's latest travel ban order.

Ignore it. You have the SCOTUS on record as being on your (and the Constitution's) side. Tell this hack to STFD and STFU and get impeachment proceedings going with all deliberate speed.

FTS

Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (NYS7S)

152 I think the NFL believes that the problem has been solved by the networks not showing the anthem, and they figure eventually most of the fans who left will be back. They just have ti wait it out

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (iVOAv)

153 Peaches!

What's for dinner?

I hear you open a mean can of Manwich!

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (2wRtc)

154 Down 13%? That;s actually disappointing. It should be more like 50%. Many conservatives still aren't woke. Or too addicted to sports.

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (MxEKc)

155 134 Back to SCOTUS, which needs to smack down these political hack judges, and put a stop to this shit.
=========

Congress could do just that, but reasons.

**********

apparently, america's destiny is to become a new country and this is so popular, the people who ran on stopping it can't be bothered to vote on it.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (RDd1I)

156 Professional football is still a thing?

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (jHrzU)

157 A health care deal announced by the MSM? A bad deal because the Dems are on board? A fracture point for conservatives? Where, and how often have we heard that before?

I'll hold my opinion until the agreement drops.

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (Pqytn)

158 osted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (kuFbc)

Maybe he's bisexual.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (iVOAv)

159 >>>I'd have to check my Salon-approved Twitter feed to be sure.

Oh Snap!

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (q177U)

160 ACE'S QUESTIONS ARE FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE.............ironic

Posted by: Ben Rothlieeeeeesburger at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (Co9e8)

161 150
MWR - is crochet the thing with pearl two and stuff like that? My grandma tried to teach me. Failed.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (DLIpz)

Less perl, more front and back loops. ^_^

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (4df7R)

162
79 Sports have been a colossal waste of time, and honor, for far too long.

Can't die quick enough for me.


Posted by: Dang at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (8b+oT)

So you don't like it. Others do. I still enjoy watching MLB and if the NFL ever reforms itself and gets back to entertaining us only, I'll start watching it again.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:15 PM (ZM2xo)

163 >>I don't think Rodgers has either.

I'm certain he has and the shoulder surgery is the proof.

She started dating Brad Richards when he was with the Rangers and his play went into the tank. He had to get rid of her and go to the Blackhawks to find his game again.

And now she's taken out Rodgers. She's Medusa with a nice rack.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2017 03:15 PM (/tuJf)

164 Build the damn wall!

Posted by: John McCain at October 17, 2017 03:15 PM (SkuXa)

165
You have to know the NFL is near the end of the line. The Philadelphia Eagles are legitimate contenders for the Super Bowl trophy this year. First time ever for them.

Actually they won Super Bowl -1.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:16 PM (EgwCt)

166 164 Build the damn wall!
Posted by: John McCain

+++++++++

we hired like so many border patrol agents, what more do you fucking people want?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:16 PM (RDd1I)

167 But the Eagles are on next Monday. That guarenteed boffo ratings.

FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO SOCIALISM

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2017 03:16 PM (h/uSM)

168 Rodgers gives off that Paul Ryan fag vibe.

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2017 03:17 PM (rmVvL)

169
Ha Ha.

Posted by: Nelson Mandela Muntz pointing at nfl at October 17, 2017 03:17 PM (r+sAi)

170 *I agree! Down with PE! Down with volleyball! Down with golf! Down with hockey! Down with any type of organized physical activity!

Everybody - Knit!

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (DLIpz)*

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers walks up to the yarn. Starts his count.

AR: KNIT 1, PEARL 2. I SAY, KNIT 1 PEARL 2!

Posted by: tbodie at October 17, 2017 03:17 PM (8j5Cj)

171 Federal judge in Hawaii blocks Trump administration's latest travel ban order.

Back to SCOTUS, which needs to smack down these political hack judges, and put a stop to this shit.

I wouldn't mind a Constitutional provision creating a Contempt of SCOTUS clause. SCOTUS could jail the errant judges.
Posted by: WitchDoktor



You get three career reversals on established case law. On the fourth reversal, you are removed from your job for incompetence.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 03:17 PM (WrQfI)

172 The NFL has been boring since John Facenda died.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 17, 2017 03:17 PM (SsblQ)

173 Rodgers gives off that Paul Ryan fag vibe.

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2017 03:17 PM (rmVvL)

You're right. I couldn't put my finger on it but that's right on.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (T71PA)

174 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (kuFbc)
Serious? He's teh ghey? Not that I care but, how did I not know this?

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:12 PM (14URa)

I've heard people say Rodgers is teh ghey, but they are usually Bears fans.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (ZM2xo)

175 Down with any type of organized physical activity!


Blimey. A Packers fan!

Bet somebody is sure sorry they had Kaeperquat watch that video of
"Rollerball."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (H5rtT)

176 >>I think the NFL believes that the problem has been solved by the
networks not showing the anthem, and they figure eventually most of the
fans who left will be back. They just have to wait it out



Yeah....not going to work that way.
By continuing to not make a decision that are alienating everyone.

Posted by: Hollywood, the music industry, MSM... at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (W+vEI)

177 And somebody noted the other day that CBS earnings were downgraded by Credit Suisse due to deflated NFL ratings.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (tbOMB)

178 Maybe he's bisexual.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (iVOAv)
There is no "bisexual." There's gay, straight and greedy.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (14URa)

179 it is nice for soros to put all his eggs in one basket...a basket I would hope is easily RICO'd.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:19 PM (RDd1I)

180 re 62: they guy whose 2008 campaign slogan was "Country First" is worried about nationalism. I guess by 'country' he meant 'Washington D.C.'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (ILitO)
...............

I meant whatever I meant whatever I meant to say. I AM A *bleeping* WAR HERO!
Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. John McBitter (R) at October 17, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

181 But the Eagles are on next Monday. That guarenteed boffo ratings.

FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO SOCIALISM

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2017 03:16 PM (h/uSM)


You know when a team plays on a Sunday, then a Thursday, then the next game is a Monday night like a week and a half later? There's a name for that game.

I'm pretty sure it's called 'let down'.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:19 PM (EgwCt)

182 I've heard people say Rodgers is teh ghey, but they are usually Bears fans.



Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (ZM2xo)

------------------------------------------------

I suppose they do talk to the fans of the jocks though.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 17, 2017 03:19 PM (SsblQ)

183 Bart Starr is available.

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2017 03:19 PM (Pqytn)

184 I enjoyed this rather lucid comment at the Deadline link:

"The NFL and its highly paid employees have a constitutional right to piss off the majority of its customers and destroy itself. #1stAmendment "

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:19 PM (hvf9s)

185 Well someone needed to be the token closeted QB after Romo retired.

Rodgers seems to fit the bill.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)

186 OM = Oregon Muse
OM = Olivia Munn

hmmmm......

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (yqvys)

187 "The NFL and its highly paid employees have a
constitutional right to piss off the majority of its customers and
destroy itself. #1stAmendment "

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:19 PM (hvf9s)

=====================
LOL

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (Pqytn)

188 178 Maybe he's bisexual.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (iVOAv)
There is no "bisexual." There's gay, straight and greedy.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (14URa)

I don't ask much from a fellow human being- but PICK A HOLE! How about a little tubal integrity?

Posted by: Dennis Miller at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (ycWCI)

189 But, Grammie, I already knit! And it's time to start knitting for the holidays, so that I don't have to do death march knitting to finish up in time for Christmas.

At least we'll have socks and warm feet, if nothing else. And maybe the stepson will stay together with this girlfriend long enough for me to knit her something.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (JKNZq)

190 Down 13%? That;s actually disappointing. It should be more like 50%. Many conservatives still aren't woke. Or too addicted to sports.
Posted by: Ripley

________

I agree

It's a victory, but I was hoping for something so crippling Goodell was going to be escorted out of his office by security, which is what should have happened.

Posted by: Maritime at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (lKmt3)

191 Maybe he's bisexual.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:14 PM (iVOAv)


He's only ever dated beards since he's achieved superstar status, and he has a male full-time, live in assistant, but I suppose he could be bi.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (kuFbc)

192 Rodgers gives off that Paul Ryan fag vibe.
=============

It's not gay if you don't kiss.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 17, 2017 03:21 PM (vg8iE)

193 sadly, we assume many nfl players are millionaires. Maybe a few stars are but a lot of the nfl is sub $1M cannon fodder that plays for 2.5 years or so.

enjoy the confiscatory taxes, assholes.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:21 PM (RDd1I)

194 There's gay, straight and greedy.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:18 PM (14URa)


LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:21 PM (kuFbc)

195 184 I enjoyed this rather lucid comment at the Deadline link:

"The NFL and its highly paid employees have a constitutional right to piss off the majority of its customers and destroy itself. #1stAmendment "
Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:19 PM (hvf9s)

=============

I hate how people bring up the 1st amendment when someone's speech is being criticized.

Speaking generally, not in reference to the specific comment, but it just made me think of it. You see it a lot from center right columnists who want to seem reasonable about the protests.

No one is talking about government action to shut people up.

We should be able to have discussions criticizing each other for what we say without having to invoke our belief that people have free speech rights protected by the 1st amendment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (0eoFj)

196 Can't wait for the results of the NFL Owners Meeting this week. Whatever their final answer is (for this week) on their National Anthem fiasco, it will probably make Neville Chamberlain's "Peace In Our Time" deal look like US Grant's unconditional surrender demand to the commanders of Forts Henry and Donelson.

Posted by: Gref at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (AMIL/)

197 One should remember this kneeling thingy started under Obama, not Trump. So we have a lot of blacks NFL players that think killing white cops is something America will support. Methinks in another season most of these types will be replaced. You wear a uniform (cops included) you lose your right to use the uniform for a political platform.

I'm not giving up something I love cuz a handful of soon to be unemployed players want to woke me.

That said, I am quite happy that my Redskins are doing well. Hopefully they can defeat Philly this weekend. And, yes, I will be watching.

One observation - teams that lose seem to have the bulk of kneelers in the NFL.

Posted by: Pudding Head at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (YV+SU)

198 And... as predicted.... Judge in San Fran blocks Trumps NEW immigration restrictions...

And why? Because the Supremes Punted....

/spit

Posted by: Don Q. at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (NgKpN)

199 191 he has a male full-time,live in assistant
Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (rmVvL)

200 185: Romo? No homo.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (AAbgH)

201 115 Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Brooklyn, Vowing To Be 'As Artisanal As It Gets'

He's going to dig a well?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2017 03:09 PM (O5Q3r)

I think it has something to do with a big beard & tat sleeves.

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (7HtZB)

202 I see Google has engraved Selena 4 Ever on the back window of their pickup truck today.

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (nFwvY)

203 "sadly, we assume many nfl players are millionaires. Maybe a few stars are but a lot of the nfl is sub $1M cannon fodder that plays for 2.5 years or so.

enjoy the confiscatory taxes, assholes.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:21 PM (RDd1I) "

It's a good thing they're grounded, fiscally-responsible young men who will be able to live the rest of their life on their NFL salary.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (oZ6kz)

204 I was in the hospital over the weekend after getting t-boned by a drunk driver. I attempted to watch the NFL for the first time in 3 years. Even with the aid of a morphine drip, I found myself so aggited and bored with the NFL product after the first half, I nearly had a panic attack knowing that Bane would never show up in real life to end the NFL.



Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (9VhQH)

205 Down 13%? That;s actually disappointing. It should be more like 50%. Many conservatives still aren't woke. Or too addicted to sports.

++++++

well. what are people going to do, read a book?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (RDd1I)

206 185 Well someone needed to be the token closeted QB after Romo retired.

Rodgers seems to fit the bill.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)

I always liked the joke during the Bathroom bill controversy . Romo got arrested in NC. He was caught using the men's bathroom.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (Q0dwZ)

207 I agree



It's a victory, but I was hoping for something so crippling Goodell
was going to be escorted out of his office by security, which is what
should have happened.

Posted by: Maritime at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (lKmt3)

===========================
Give it time. Season ticket holders purchased their tickets before this crap went league-wide. They want their money's worth because that's the American Way. Let's see how many fans re-up for the 2018 season.

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (Pqytn)

208 He's only ever dated beards since he's achieved superstar status, and he has a male full-time, live in assistant, but I suppose he could be bi.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor



How big of a pansy ass do you have to be to need a full time live in assistant? That's gay right there.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (WrQfI)

209 He's only ever dated beards since he's achieved superstar status, and he has a male full-time, live in assistant, but I suppose he could be bi.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (kuFbc)



Reggie Love: Sounds like someone I know except for the bi part

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (auHtY)

210 Too bad Tony Romo retired. He grew up in Packer world.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (DLIpz)

211 172 The NFL has been boring since John Facenda died.

The Voice of God

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (ul9CR)

212 The NFL is dead to me, like a corpse it can rot. It will never be in my good graces again. They could not do enough to repair the damage if the fired all the owners and players and started over. The NFL can rot I hope they go bankrupt. Fuckem.

Posted by: Usntakim at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (0OmEj)

213 190 Down 13%? That;s actually disappointing. It should be more like 50%. Many conservatives still aren't woke. Or too addicted to sports.
Posted by: Ripley

________

I agree

It's a victory, but I was hoping for something so crippling Goodell was going to be escorted out of his office by security, which is what should have happened.
Posted by: Maritime at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (lKmt3)

They don't have a 13% profit margin...

That type of loss of customers is death to any business that cannot, because of existing contracts, cut costs.

Posted by: Don Q. at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (NgKpN)

214 Re: the nfl product. The Gooddell era has made the games a mishmashing of confusing rules that result in many drives being the result of carefully manipulated defensive penalties.

it's exhilarating.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (RDd1I)

215 He's only ever dated beards since he's achieved superstar status, and he has a male full-time, live in assistant, but I suppose he could be bi.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM (kuFbc)


Women can be bisexual. But I'm a strict adherent of the 'one cock' rule when it comes to men. Suck even one? You're gay.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:25 PM (EgwCt)

216 Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (T2Zv1)

Well said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2017 03:25 PM (ycWCI)

217 213 Dafuq?
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (T2Zv1)

============

Probably included a non ASCII character somewhere.

Pixie is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:25 PM (0eoFj)

218

Re: the Hawaiian judge

This is surreal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 17, 2017 03:25 PM (ANIVY)

219 I don't want to be accused of doubting the victim but what if these Hollywood people who are #MeTooing but not naming names are doing so because they are liars?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 17, 2017 03:25 PM (Vzqe+)

220 Knit: loops done with two needles with pointy ends
Crochet: loops made with one needle with a hook on the end.

Knit reads like: k1, p2 (and that's purl, not pearl)
crochet reads like: ch 3, work in back of previous loop

Both can easily be done while watching other things on tv or while reading.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 17, 2017 03:25 PM (JKNZq)

221 Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 17, 2017 03:23 PM (9VhQH)




Oh my gosh are you okay?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (DLIpz)

222 why would Olivia Munn agree to be a beard? Why waste her time? If Rodgers was ghey and wanted to pretend to be straight he'd pick some pretty nobody and pay her.

But he's a California lib, so I think if he were gay he would have announced it to the world, expecting all sorts of kudos and congrats.

As Steve Sailer pointed out once ghey men tend to avoid team sports like the plague. There's a reason Michael Sam and one MLB player are the only ones we've heard of and it's not because they're scared to come out in 2017. Gays who are athletic tend to go in for tennis, diving, swimming, gymnastics, skating - one- on-one sports. That's not to say everyone in those sports is gay.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (ZM2xo)

223 Women can be bisexual. But I'm a strict adherent of the 'one cock' rule when it comes to men. Suck even one? You're gay.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:25 PM (EgwCt)

It's a slippery slope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (ycWCI)

224 And... as predicted.... Judge in San Fran blocks Trumps NEW immigration restrictions...

And why? Because the Supremes Punted....

/spit
________________

SCOTUS didn't decide the last case because it was mooted by the expiration of the temporary travel ban order.

Now that the Trump administration has put the permanent travel order in place, SCOTUS can, and undoubtedly will, decide the case.

I just hope that when it does, it will put these hack district court judges in their place -- and their place is NOT making federal immigration policies, which is what these jerks have been trying to do.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (BXf9o)

225 Dafuq?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (T2Zv1)


Pixy's asking you for a date.

The "cherrypy" and "connections" stuff should have tipped you off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (8gDQu)

226 Posted by: Pudding Head at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (YV+SU)

They aren't going to replace anyone.

They're hoping the league can outlast all you racists old fogies.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (kuFbc)

227 maybe trump doj neeeds to argue the EOT travel ban in the 5th circuit because reasons (and because of his new judges).

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (RDd1I)

228 I am moving (ugh) and spent my time packing, throwing away crap, and scrubbing shelves. Yes it was a much better use of my time.

I am sure old McCain was nodding off in his chair watching MNF and alternately drooling into his scotch.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

229 152
I think the NFL believes that the problem has been solved by the
networks not showing the anthem, and they figure eventually most of the
fans who left will be back. They just have ti wait it out
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:13 PM (iVOAv)

Yep.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (UBzPO)

230 NFL ratings dive: It's all Caperdink's fault.

Posted by: Surstromming at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (25+/B)

231 Traceback (most recent call last):
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UnicodeEncodeError: 'latin-1' codec can't encode character u'\u2019' in position 100: ordinal not in range(256)
Dafuq?


And up until now I thought the most complicated thing I'd ever read was an automobile lease contract.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (eytER)

232 To some degree every pretty boy QB gets tagged as a closet pickle smoocher.

The one who really pinged my 'dar was Brady Quinn. No straight man uses that much hair product.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)

233 Monday Night Football Ratings Fall to Season Low

I'm no expert, but doubling down has always worked so well for you in the past. #Persistence!

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (2z74n)

234 Clay, impressive

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (DLIpz)

235 200 185: Romo? No homo.
Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (AAbgH)

------

There used to be a guy in downtown Philly selling bootleg T-shirts: "Romo is a Homo"

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (7HtZB)

236 Another cave by the GOP in the Senate. They will fund Obamacare after all and get absolutely nothing in return.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (0HEnd)

237 OT: The same Hawaiian 'judge' that blocked the first travel ban has blocked the new one.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (O9qtX)

238 I hate how people bring up the 1st amendment when someone's speech is being criticized.

Speaking generally, not in reference to the specific comment, but it just made me think of it.



It's sad that so many people don't understand the Constitution.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (WrQfI)

239 It will all be written off as the "new normal." We will hand over football, as we have handed over education, as we have handed over Nantucket, as we have handed over so many other things that were first made by everyday Americans.

This will die slowly, like universities will, as the demand atrophies, as the product morphs, and the value-proposition dies.

Football will eventually become some kind of semi-contact sport that nobody cares about. University education will become worthless, except for the STEM fields. The cost of becoming an engineer will skyrocket, while the cost of becoming a philosopher will become akin to that of becoming a farrier - a small, inexpensive niche.

Liberals are changing our world, that's for sure, but not all of it is bad. There will be new outlets for our entertainment and new outlets for education and new vacation spots that liberals haven't ruined, etc.

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (qlIZh)

240 She's my cherrypy

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 17, 2017 03:28 PM (ul9CR)

241 237 Another cave by the GOP in the Senate. They will fund Obamacare after all and get absolutely nothing in return.
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (0HEnd)

============

Management by panic is never a good strategy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:28 PM (0eoFj)

242 saw on insta that newsweek has a path to hillary being potus once we prove that russia colluded with trump to do something.

boy that's bad timing about the whole hillary colluding with russia while colluding with the FBI thing released today

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:28 PM (RDd1I)

243 I think the NFL believes that the problem has been solved by the

networks not showing the anthem


Depriving the NFLPA of their 'platform'? That's not going to please them.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2017 03:28 PM (2z74n)

244 -
--
UnicodeEncodeError: 'latin-1' codec can't encode character u'\u2019' in position 100: ordinal not in range(256)


Dafuq?


Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at October 17, 2017 03:24
---------------------------

I'm guessing you tried to paste something with a single right quote (U2019) that pixie no likey.

Posted by: irright at October 17, 2017 03:29 PM (pMGkg)

245 And up until now I thought the most complicated thing I'd ever read was an automobile lease contract.

Hold my beer.

Posted by: The Harmonized Tariff Code of the United States of America at October 17, 2017 03:29 PM (ul9CR)

246 Liberals are changing our world, that's for sure, but not all of it is bad. There will be new outlets for our entertainment and new outlets for education and new vacation spots that liberals haven't ruined, etc.

Given them time.

I'm thinking of, of all things, Picard's little speech in one of the movies, about the Borg:

"We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 03:29 PM (eytER)

247 102 Fetras? Who?

Posted by: Glenn John at October 17, 2017 03:30 PM (LilNs)

248
Die, Social Justice Football League! Die!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2017 03:30 PM (pNxlR)

249
The one who really pinged my 'dar was Brady Quinn. No straight man uses that much hair product.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)


What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Jerry Johnson with Nuclear Blast Resistant Hair Spray at October 17, 2017 03:31 PM (EgwCt)

250 213
See where it says can't encode unicode u2019?
Google that its right single quote
You can't copy and paste from sites that use fancy slanty quotes and shit

Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 17, 2017 03:31 PM (P9D9p)

251 As Bill Wynn might say, an unforced error.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 03:31 PM (/qEW2)

252 Sheesh, you guys are en fuego. I can't keep up. Had the plumber over (brother of the LA bff) and got one more bathroom to sanitize now. I hate that they are so tiny but, today, since I don't have a new mop yet and have to do the floors hands and knees? You take your wins where you find 'em.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:31 PM (14URa)

253 104 "Hey broseidon! Where you been?

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 03:05 PM (NWiLs) "

I'm in this awful prison for 8 hours a day. They claim to pay me but I mostly take it on faith.

(I got promoted and I work right next to the CFO now - so not as easy to goof off. Stupid adulting.)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)

Yep. Being a grown up is way overrated. Congrats on the promotion!

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

254 249
The one who really pinged my 'dar was Brady Quinn. No straight man uses that much hair product.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)

What are you trying to say?
Posted by: Jerry Johnson with Nuclear Blast Resistant Hair Spray at October 17, 2017 03:31 PM (EgwCt)

I think his hair naturally evolved into a helmet-like substance. To protect his head from Eagles fans throwing shit at him.

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2017 03:32 PM (7HtZB)

255 The one who really pinged my 'dar was Brady Quinn. No straight man uses that much hair product.



Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)

President Trump is NOT gay.


Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:32 PM (14URa)

256 he NFL has been boring since John Facenda died.

What am I, chopped liver?

We're you not entertained?

Listen, I had my own brand of pizza... can any of these guys claim that one?!

Posted by: Mean Joe Greene at October 17, 2017 03:32 PM (A7Wvs)

257 It looks like Clay was trying to post something about cherry pie.

However, cherry pie is not permitted in the barrel, only cow pies.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:32 PM (ZM2xo)

258 Someone should check to see if there is a correlation between NFL protests and square footage of tattoos.

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2017 03:32 PM (DrC22)

259 I'm guessing you tried to paste something with a single right quote (U2019) that pixie no likey.

Posted by: irright at October 17, 2017 03:29 PM (pMGkg)


That usually brings up the dreaded '500 error'.

Pixy was hanging around last night in some thread. Mighta thrown a wrench in the works.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:33 PM (EgwCt)

260 re 213: you copied something and pasted it. Pixy doesn't like curly quote marks, you gotta replace them with the plain ones.
Pixy also doesn't like ... when it's one character and the double length dash mark.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 03:33 PM (ILitO)

261 Now the NFL is seeking a SJW workshop for players to use their "platforms" for social justice awareness.

If I wanted to mix in SJW with bad football, I would join by ex-gf and her lefty family jabber on about how I'm a Nazi while tailgating for 0-7 Kansas football.

I AM A FREE MAN NOW!!! WAR EAGLE!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 03:33 PM (ce4vQ)

262 I get the idea that the left is further cocooning until they either die by fire or they finally get enough non-americans to vote in elections to depose all us shit, spit, normals whose families have been here for longer than 20 years.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 03:33 PM (RDd1I)

263 It's OK, Merewife was watching the Food Channel so we were consuming.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 03:33 PM (3myMJ)

264 It's purl, not pearl

This is because cats invented knitting, as a plot to get hoomans to buy yarn

Posted by: Votermom's phone at October 17, 2017 03:34 PM (P9D9p)

265 Pixy no likey punctuation.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 17, 2017 03:34 PM (SsblQ)

266 Another cave by the GOP in the Senate. They will fund Obamacare after all and get absolutely nothing in return.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (0HEnd)

Lowry: Would you jump off a bridge just because Trump said don't jump off the f***ing bridge?

GOPe: Cannonball!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Horde Special! Two Free Skepticism When the Outrage Outlet Caters Your Fall Freakout at October 17, 2017 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

267 Everytime I see someone wearing an NFL t-shirt or had I have a very low opinion of them. I saw this one guy this weekend at Costco with an NRA hat and a Seahawks jersey. I just shook my head. How can you suppirt a league populated by people who would take away yiur gun in a second and be an NRA guy too?

Or maybe most people still dont get it?

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:34 PM (0HEnd)

268 this all started with Lurie's "agent of social change" crap.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2017 03:34 PM (AAbgH)

269 Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (ZM2xo)

Aaron can write a bigger paycheck. And she is a professional... she will not talk. Pretty Miss Nobody will talk or extort. Olivia doesn't want to risk future gigs. She understands the game.

Plenty of gay men in team sports, and I'm sure as the stigma fades, more will come out.

I don't want to seem like I'm beating this to death (PHRASING!) so I will stop now! (Go ahead and reply, I am not trying to get the last word!)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (kuFbc)

270 264 It's purl, not pearl

This is because cats invented knitting, as a plot to get hoomans to buy yarn
Posted by: Votermom's phone


how about a purl necklace

Posted by: Peter North at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (FZYNt)

271 re 236: no, as I said somewhere above, the GOPe will get to say "we made a deal!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (ILitO)

272 We're you? Thanks autocorrect, that's what I meant to sail.

Posted by: Mean Joe Greene at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (A7Wvs)

273 Is Fatboy Goodell being advised by Rove or Steve Schmidt? It's almost unpossible to fuck up the NFL as completely as he has.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (y7DUB)

274 Can't wait for the results of the NFL Owners Meeting this week. Whatever their final answer is (for this week) on their National Anthem fiasco, it will probably make Neville Chamberlain's "Peace In Our Time" deal look like US Grant's unconditional surrender demand to the commanders of Forts Henry and Donelson.
Posted by: Gref at October 17, 2017 03:22 PM (AMIL/)

I thought Obama and Kerry's Iran deal did that?

But yes the NFL owner meeting will be a hilarious chaser. I have high hopes it turns into the War Room scene in Dr Strange or Get Smart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXu7WQ0JqCM

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:36 PM (hvf9s)

275 return minx.go(cherrypy.request,cherrypy.response,cherrypy.thread_data,{})


Uuuuhhh...is this Warrant?

Posted by: Butthead at October 17, 2017 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

276 Ace got the red out.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2017 03:36 PM (1Xpas)

277
I think his hair naturally evolved into a helmet-like substance. To protect his head from Eagles fans throwing shit at him.

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2017 03:32 PM (7HtZB)


Listen, as an Iggles rainy day fan, tossing a 'D' cell battery at Jimmy Johnson's head is over the line. And wrong. A pair of 'C' cell batteries packed in a snowball improves the odds and accuracy.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:36 PM (EgwCt)

278 79 Sports have been a colossal waste of time, and honor, for far too long.

Can't die quick enough for me.


Posted by: Dang at October 17, 2017 03:04 PM (8b+oT)

So you don't like it. Others do. I still enjoy watching MLB and if the NFL ever reforms itself and gets back to entertaining us only, I'll start watching it again.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:15 PM (ZM2xo)


That's about where I am too Donna. I always like football better than baseball though (hubby is the opposite). I stopped watching football last year. This year it's been a cakewalk without it and I don't really know if I'll go back if they clear up their act....which isn't hard, don't really have a team to root for anyway.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 03:37 PM (Enq6K)

279 273 Is Fatboy Goodell being advised by Rove or Steve Schmidt? It's almost unpossible to fuck up the NFL as completely as he has.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (y7DUB)

There has been no mention of a whiteboard in any reporting. So this is all Schmidt's brilliant strategery at work.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 03:37 PM (ce4vQ)

280 264 It's purl, not pearl



This is because cats invented knitting, as a plot to get hoomans to buy yarn

Posted by: Votermom's phone





how about a purl necklace

Posted by: Peter North at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (FZYNt)

==========================
Cats invented knitting? That's okay. We evened the score by inventing the laser pointer.

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2017 03:38 PM (Pqytn)

281 The "win" for the GOP is allowing states to decide whther they can allow catastrophic plans to be sold. Hey assholes...Obamacare IS CATASTROPHIC isnurane already with 14k deductibles. They really think we are that stupid.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:38 PM (0HEnd)

282 I can just imagine an ESPN anchor, or kneeler or Goodell going to a psychotherapy session weeping about how they have an SJW addiction and it's destroying their lives. And the therapist asks them, "why do you feel this obsessive, compulsive need to push politics into entertainment? Why not just stop doing it?" To paraphrase Bob Newhart. Aren't there meds that can be used to help with OCDs? That may be all there is to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

283 I mean, we owe the Media Class a living, don't we? It's our duty to waste the precious few hours of our lives staring into an electric soma dispenser, right?

If the Corporate Class tells us to Consume, we must obey them. After all, they're our superiors on the social hierarchy.

That's what Principled Conservatism means in the Age of Trump, right?




Bingo, ace. As the sometimes bombastic Michael Savage puts it, Borders, Language and Culture do matter.

The Globalist GOPee and the NeverTrump crowd don't get that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 03:38 PM (ujg0T)

284 267 Everytime I see someone wearing an NFL t-shirt or had I have a very low opinion of them. I saw this one guy this weekend at Costco with an NRA hat and a Seahawks jersey. I just shook my head. How can you suppirt a league populated by people who would take away yiur gun in a second and be an NRA guy too?

Or maybe most people still dont get it?
Posted by: #neverskankles


I never did understand grown ass adult men wearing a shirt with another man's name on the back.

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 03:39 PM (nFwvY)

285 They're hoping the league can outlast all you racists old fogies.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (kuFbc)

They are not picking up younger fans. The millennials prefer soccer if they watch teams sports at all.

The NFL would have problems surviving anyway, given the news about long-term health effects. Suburban, middle class parents aren't that keen on letting their kids play football anymore. Which is why it's stupid to try to expand to Europe right now. What Brit mom is going to want her son to play the game at this point?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:39 PM (ZM2xo)

286 There will be new outlets for our entertainment and new outlets for education and new vacation spots that liberals haven't ruined, etc. Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2017 03:27 PM (qlIZh)

Second look at rugby or lacrosse? If the SJWs don't ban lacrosse for cultural appropriation of a native american sport.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:39 PM (hvf9s)

287 Is Fatboy Goodell being advised by Rove or Steve Schmidt? It's almost unpossible to fuck up the NFL as completely as he has.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (y7DUB)


And already been paid something like $200 million to do it (what does he get, $40 or $50 million/year?).

The guy's laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 03:40 PM (8gDQu)

288 Looks like Campos is not really missing


The Mandalay Bay security guard who slipped out of the public spotlight in the aftermath of the Las Vegas shooting is not a missing person, police told Fox News on Tuesday, amid continuing questions about his whereabouts.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2017 03:40 PM (M+Lyo)

289 Monday night who?

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 17, 2017 03:40 PM (TG4KQ)

290
And up until now I thought the most complicated thing I'd ever read was an automobile lease contract.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (eytER)


If you were trying to copy and paste something, it must of contained non pixy approved , ' " -. You have to either manually replace them after you've pasted it or go to http://tinyurl.com/hvp2943 and convert it...then copy and paste it here.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 03:41 PM (Enq6K)

291 >>> The Mandalay Bay security guard who slipped out of the public spotlight in the aftermath of the Las Vegas shooting is not a missing person, police told Fox News on Tuesday, amid continuing questions about his whereabouts.

He's not missing, just misplaced! Like car keys or glasses, no biggie.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:41 PM (hvf9s)

292 "How can you suppirt a league populated by people who would take away yiur gun in a second and be an NRA guy too?"

Because once upon a time (2016), NFL support wasn't a political statement.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 17, 2017 03:41 PM (yqvys)

293 Fun fact. Lacrosse is Canada's national sport not hockey.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:41 PM (gAqoA)

294 I never did understand grown ass adult men wearing a shirt with another man's name on the back.
Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 03:39 PM (nFwvY)

Even when I was a kid, I got my name & number on my Flyers jersey.

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2017 03:42 PM (7HtZB)

295 267 Everytime I see someone wearing an NFL t-shirt or had I have a very low opinion of them. I saw this one guy this weekend at Costco with an NRA hat and a Seahawks jersey. I just shook my head. How can you suppirt a league populated by people who would take away yiur gun in a second and be an NRA guy too?




What if you saw a family coming out of church, mom and two kids in Bears shirts, one kid in a Packers jacket, mom and dad holdings their Bibles, and mom carrying a concealed carry purse and dad is in camo? Shun-world, I guess.


Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:42 PM (DLIpz)

296 Fun fact. Lacrosse is Canada's national sport not hockey.

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:41 PM (gAqoA)

=================
I thought it was curling.

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2017 03:42 PM (Pqytn)

297 Gay football players pay some woman to be their "beard"?! That's weird. It's not possible that the woman just became their platonic friend and some people assumed they were in a romantic relationship?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:42 PM (iVOAv)

298 I never did understand grown ass adult men wearing a shirt with another man's name on the back.
======

You're right. I prefer it on a marriage license.

Posted by: Shep! at October 17, 2017 03:42 PM (vg8iE)

299 The NFL would have problems surviving anyway, given the news about long-term health effects. Suburban, middle class parents aren't that keen on letting their kids play football anymore. Which is why it's stupid to try to expand to Europe right now. What Brit mom is going to want her son to play the game at this point?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:39 PM (ZM2xo)




And yet, they love rugby, the hooligan's game played by gentlemen. Go figure.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 03:43 PM (ujg0T)

300 Not consuming or in any way questioning or disparaging liberal media is a violation of the First Amendment and those who do so should be executed for the treasonous act of being uppity toward their elite overlords.

Posted by: Kebas at October 17, 2017 03:43 PM (xDUkT)

301 I've thought lately that the NFL boycott has peaked. It may hold or decline from here, no way to tell. Some decline in the boycott is reasonable to expect.

Most NFL fans are willing to ignore being insulted or don't feel insulted by the players and league's actions.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (3myMJ)

302 Fun fact: "lacrosse" is a euphemism.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (RuIsu)

303 I started drifting away from MNF when they fired Hank Jr.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (QM5S2)

304 It's not possible that the woman just became their platonic friend and some people assumed they were in a romantic relationship?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:42 PM (iVOAv)


There's no such thing as a platonic relationship with a hot woman. There just isn't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (8gDQu)

305 Oh. That security guy at the Mandalay?

Yeah. He's an illegal. That's why he skipped out and they either can't find him or don't want to find him.

Shows their ass on their security big time.

And this is true of every casino in Vegas. They all have illegals working for them.

All. Of. Them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (xq6Dg)

306 Bob Weinstein accused of sex harassment, and Hawaiian douchebag judge blocks Trump travel restrictions yet again.

The news is like Groundhog Day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

307 299 And yet, they love rugby, the hooligan's game played by gentlemen. Go figure.
Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 03:43 PM (ujg0T)

==========

I think I remember reading that the added padding (much like gloves in boxing), actually has greater long term negative effects than without the padding.

Without the padding, people apparently didn't hit as hard, but with the padding there's a great incentive to hit as hard as possible.

Something like that. I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:45 PM (0eoFj)

308 osted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (8gDQu)

It's probably possible if you're gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:45 PM (iVOAv)

309 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (8gDQu)

Actually with any woman. Hot or not.

Men who do that are waiting for their chance to come. Women who do that are stockpiling for in case.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 17, 2017 03:45 PM (xq6Dg)

310 TIMEOUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at October 17, 2017 03:45 PM (TDJsa)

311
Second look at rugby or lacrosse?

Larugby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2017 03:46 PM (IqV8l)

312
There's no such thing as a platonic relationship with a hot woman. There just isn't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (8gDQu)


This.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 03:46 PM (EgwCt)

313 re 62: they guy whose 2008 campaign slogan was "Country First" is worried about nationalism. I guess by 'country' he meant 'Washington D.C.'


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2017 03:10 PM (ILitO)

That old fool should really retire and spend his last days with his wife/family. He is ridiculous.

Posted by: Timon at October 17, 2017 03:46 PM (NTM5E)

314 301 I've thought lately that the NFL boycott has peaked. It may hold or decline from here, no way to tell. Some decline in the boycott is reasonable to expect.

Most NFL fans are willing to ignore being insulted or don't feel insulted by the players and league's actions.
Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 03:44 PM (3myMJ)

============

The thing is, the financial effect is just beginning to manifest itself. There are contracts and financial commitments that the league literally cannot meet with support at its currently depressed level.

Without a sudden reversal, even staying where support current is, the NFL could be hurting very very badly for years to come. Think of ESPN's television contracts as an example.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 17, 2017 03:46 PM (0eoFj)

315 -
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Men who do that are waiting for their chance to come.

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heh

Posted by: irright at October 17, 2017 03:46 PM (pMGkg)

316 291 >>> The Mandalay Bay security guard who slipped out of the public spotlight in the aftermath of the Las Vegas shooting is not a missing person, police told Fox News on Tuesday, amid continuing questions about his whereabouts.

He's not missing, just misplaced! Like car keys or glasses, no biggie.
Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 03:41 PM (hvf9s)

To me all this means is nobody filed a missing person report on him. He still suddenly dropped off the radar just before a series of scheduled interviews and apparently hasn't been heard from since.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (NWiLs)

317 I thought the security guard was holed up somewhere with a security guard and a signs saying "no trespassing"-which is a little odd-how did he pay for a security guard if he's an illegal?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (iVOAv)

318 "Plenty of gay men in team sports, and I'm sure as the stigma fades, more will come out. "

We will have to agree to disagree on this one. If there were "plenty" we would have heard of them when Michael Sam was signed or when the the former MLB player was named Token Gay Baseball Player and Outreach Guy or whatever his title is. The sports media is just dying to have some Gay Jackie Robinson to rally around and cover 24/7 and all they got was crappy player Michael Sam....It there was a time for athletes to come out of the closet it is now - when the punishment for Schilling is that he gets canned by ESPN just for tweeting that he doesn't approve of trannies in the girls room, nobody is going to harass them in the locker room. They're not out there being lionized because - they're not there.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (ZM2xo)

319 >>>Men who do that are waiting for their chance to come

Phrasing?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (iL1/8)

320 Que lastima. /sarc

Posted by: grayswindir at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (xGZ+b)

321 172 The NFL has been boring since John Facenda died.

----


Yo, Screw You!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Kalas at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (h/uSM)

322 It's probably possible if you're gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:45 PM (iVOAv)


Heh. Touché!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (8gDQu)

323 5 points to 23k....10 mins left.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (Enq6K)

324 312 At the very least you are going to whack it into a plant in front of her.
Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (rmVvL)

325 The NFL has got what potted plants crave. It's got electrolytes!

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (7n4KQ)

326 >>That old fool should really retire and spend his last days with his wife/family. He is ridiculous.

I heard he had a falling out with Lindsey Graham...Oh, you meant the wife who has remained in Arizona while he lived in DC all these years?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 03:47 PM (W+vEI)

327 Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:26 PM (ZM2xo)



I've been told there are a large number of gays in the NHL. I used to have a coworker who had previously worked for the Avalanche and for the Predators. He and his partner were having a party once and I attended with my then girlfriend, who was enamored with "hot" hockey players. I mentioned to her that my coworker had worked for the Preds and she exclaimed to him, "Oh, tell me about XYZ player! He's soooo hot!"


The former coworker replies, "Oh honey, you don't have a chance. He's gay." He then proceeds to pull out a photo album and begin showing my then-gf all the NHL players that he'd slept with and detailing which others were gay that he hadn't slept with and which were straight. She and I were both dumbfounded.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 17, 2017 03:48 PM (uiwCw)

328 Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:39 PM (ZM2xo)

Yea, I think the NFL as we know it is out the door in a decade anyway. The concussion thing will kill it as much as anything. (Be it the lawsuits, or guys not wanting to play anymore because of the risk or the changes made in the way the game is played)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 03:49 PM (kuFbc)

329 What if you saw a family coming out of church, mom and two kids in Bears shirts, one kid in a Packers jacket, mom and dad holdings their Bibles, and mom carrying a concealed carry purse and dad is in camo? Shun-world, I guess.


Posted by: grammie winger


I'd say those are some people who don't know how to dress for church.

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 03:49 PM (nFwvY)

330 If I pray for a mesothelioma(or whatever) to spread for a certain person, does that make me evil and going to hell?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 17, 2017 03:49 PM (xq6Dg)

331 NOOD Drunk Ewok post

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 03:49 PM (FZYNt)

332 330 If I pray for a mesothelioma(or whatever) to spread for a certain person, does that make me evil and going to hell?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 17, 2017 03:49 PM (xq6Dg)

Depends on the person.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

333 I just don't see how it's possible to stay in the closet as a pro athlete in the Twitter Facebook Instagram world

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:50 PM (Fut4s)

334 The boycott possibly has peaked, who knows. But on the other hand, lots of people who up until now thought that the NFL was indispensable has found that there is life that exists outside of watching these commercials-with-two-minutes-of-football-in-between.

I think that itself is a pretty good outcome.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 03:50 PM (tVWQB)

335 cut your cable bitches.

It your money they're destroying the country with.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 17, 2017 03:51 PM (xq6Dg)

336 They don't have a 13% profit margin...

That type of loss of customers is death to any business that cannot, because of existing contracts, cut costs.
Posted by: Don Q. at October 17, 2017 03:24 PM (NgKpN)

Agreed. CBS is going to have a bad earnings call for both 3rd and 4th quarter directly related to NFL.

They can't get advertising/licensing deals done. Advertisers and marketers are Skittish.

It's starting to hurt.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2017 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

337 The schadenfrude is off my personal chart. I just had a schadengasm at work.

Posted by: biblio at October 17, 2017 03:51 PM (6FY0P)

338 Looks like Campos is not really missing





The Mandalay Bay security guard who slipped out of the public
spotlight in the aftermath of the Las Vegas shooting is not a missing
person, police told Fox News on Tuesday, amid continuing questions about
his whereabouts.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2017 03:40 PM (M+Lyo)

If he's buried in a hole in the Nevada desert or on a slab in the Vegas morgue and the cops know about it, technically he's not missing.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 17, 2017 03:51 PM (uiwCw)

339 And of course it's possible to have a platonic relationship with a hot woman if you're straight and she is too-if you're married and faithful and she is too-you just don't act inappropriately on your feelings. It's not like people don't work with or know people they are quite attracted to. They just make choices not to have lunches or dinners with them or send e-mails unrelated to work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 03:51 PM (iVOAv)

340 And yet, they love rugby, the hooligan's game played by gentlemen. Go figure.
Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 03:43 PM


For a number of reasons (lack of protective equipment being a significant one), rugby doesn't have the long-term injuries (particularly concussions) that the NFL does.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2017 03:52 PM (ctuyM)

341 Is Fatboy Goodell being advised by Rove or Steve Schmidt? It's almost unpossible to fuck up the NFL as completely as he has.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2017 03:35 PM (y7DUB)

He recently hired Clinton Spokesclown Joe Lockhart as Executive VP of Communications. He's doing a bang up job...

Posted by: Timon at October 17, 2017 03:52 PM (NTM5E)

342

I'd say those are some people who don't know how to dress for church.



You should see this church. (It's my old one, daughter and family still go). Seriously? They fit right in. Everyone comes in their Packers/ Bears / hunting gear. Dress code for the church is posted. It says "wear something".

Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2017 03:52 PM (DLIpz)

343 Jesus Campos: I see five lights!

FBI: He's ready. Go ahead and release him

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2017 03:53 PM (EyPfd)

344 New Meme at MarketWatch:

Going up a thousand points is no big deal these days because the market is so high.

22,000 to 23,000 is 4.5%.

Not huge, but when was the last time it went down that much? I believe is it up 25% since Trump took office and that's certainly something.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 03:53 PM (3myMJ)

345 333
I just don't see how it's possible to stay in the closet as a pro athlete in the Twitter Facebook Instagram world

Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:50 PM (Fut4s)
Really?

Posted by: Teh JEF at October 17, 2017 03:54 PM (14URa)

346 So many reasons to hate the NFL.

1. Female sideline reporters who have nothing to report on but are simply there to employ a quota female.

2. Classless showmanship and bare-your-ass tribal antics after every tackle, reception, touchdown or interception.

3. Moron sportscasters who overanalyze the crap out of everything. They attempt to make football players seem intelligent and strategic when in fact they are illiterate trained seals.

4. Boring predictable play after boring predictable play. That's why it's more fun to see a losing team play because they take chances and get creative. Other than that, boring predictable plays.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2017 03:54 PM (wo3jg)

347 The former coworker replies, "Oh honey, you don't have a chance. He's gay." He then proceeds to pull out a photo album and begin showing my then-gf all the NHL players that he'd slept with and detailing which others were gay that he hadn't slept with and which were straight. She and I were both dumbfounded.


Posted by: Country Singer at October 17, 2017 03:48 PM (uiwCw)

he could be bullshitting you too, have you thought of that? I've known gay guys who lied about seducing straight men they thought were hot.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:54 PM (ZM2xo)

348 If he's buried in a hole in the Nevada desert or on a slab in the Vegas morgue and the cops know about it, technically he's not missing.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 17, 2017 03:51 PM


Well, if very recently became a 'Caitlyn', and was unmarried, she could be a Miss-sing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2017 03:56 PM (ctuyM)

349 Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:50 PM (Fut4s)
Really?


Posted by: Teh JEF at October 17, 2017 03:54 PM (14URa)

Your run-of-the-mill player isn't protected like JEF is. It would be in the media's best interest to out some gay athlete. It would not suit libs to have JEF outted.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:57 PM (ZM2xo)

350
If the Corporate Class tells us to Consume, we must obey them.








Who gave Teh Ewok the sunglasses and took away his bubble gum???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2017 03:57 PM (veoSD)

351 I've known gay guys who lied about seducing straight men they thought were hot.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:54 PM (ZM2xo)
So true, Donna. And straight men do it a lot, too. I've had 'em lie about doin' me. And, trust me, they didn't.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 03:57 PM (14URa)

352 Seems Goodells solution will be to switch to beating the golden goose with an SJW approved stick. The bleeding should stop any day now.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at October 17, 2017 03:57 PM (0R8lo)

353 Apparently apostrophe s are forbidden to me.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at October 17, 2017 03:58 PM (0R8lo)

354 And maybe the stepson will stay together with this girlfriend long enough for me to knit her something.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 17, 2017 03:20 PM

~~~~~

I've got a bunch of personalized Christmas stockings I'd be happy to share:

Meagan
Lauren
Julie
Amy

Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2017 03:59 PM (HiDrR)

355 If he's buried in a hole in the Nevada desert or on a
slab in the Vegas morgue and the cops know about it, technically he's
not missing.


Posted by: Country Singer at October 17, 2017 03:51 PM (uiwCw)

---------------------

Campos es enterrado en un campo o en un monton de compost.

Posted by: Undocumented at October 17, 2017 03:59 PM (SsblQ)

356 I've known gay guys who lied about seducing straight men they thought were hot.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:54 PM


The deuce you say!

Posted by: Shep at October 17, 2017 03:59 PM (ctuyM)

357 I just don't see how it's possible to stay in the closet as a pro athlete in the Twitter Facebook Instagram world
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 17, 2017 03:50 PM (Fut4s)

You have a full time male live in personal assistant and date high-profile women.

You may even marry one and have children with her (Kanye West) (George Clooney) and keep things on the DL.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 04:00 PM (kuFbc)

358 Female sideline reporters who have nothing to report on but are simply there to employ a quota female.

This even pisses my wife off

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2017 04:00 PM (M+Lyo)

359 I've known gay guys who lied about seducing straight men they thought were hot.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 03:54 PM (ZM2xo)

That is the truth.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 04:01 PM (kuFbc)

360 "Female sideline reporters who have nothing to report on but are simply there to employ a quota female. "

Speaking of which, do they allow male reporters into the female locker rooms for female sports?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2017 04:02 PM (EyPfd)

361 Female sideline reporters who have nothing to report on but are simply there to employ a quota female.

---------------------------------


Male sideline reporters who have nothing to report on but are simply there to meet the stupid quota.

Posted by: RioBravo at October 17, 2017 04:02 PM (SsblQ)

362 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2017 03:54 PM (wo3jg)

And you can't celebrate a touchdown any more as it happens. Have to wait for the review. And that's every touchdown. Takes the biggest excitement right out of the game.

Then there's the penalties, replays, challenges and explanations.

Way too much oversight, not enough action.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:02 PM (3myMJ)

363 "Speaking of which, do they allow male reporters into the female locker rooms for female sports?"

since most of the "women" in those sports have 5 times the testosterone of any of those male reporters, I don't see why not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2017 04:03 PM (k1TUh)

364 "Male sideline reporters who have nothing to report on but are simply there to meet the stupid quota."

Male players who bring nothing to the game, but are simply there to cruise the showers, and meet a stupid quota

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2017 04:03 PM (EyPfd)

365 I mean, I don't think it's impossible for there to be a few gay NHL players - but lots of them? When they are only 3 percent of the general population? I raise the bullshit flag on that one.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 04:05 PM (ZM2xo)

366 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2017 04:06 PM (EyPfd)

367 People like John McCain and all the fools who think we in flyover states owe them a single thing can f*# ALL the way off. It pains me to see liberalism ruin enterprise after enterprise, but if this is what it takes to finally drive it home that liberalism is cancer, so be it. Burn enough things down and finally the people (who are left) will refuse to be moved another step.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at October 17, 2017 04:06 PM (62j1K)

368 Daily Caller:

NFL Gets (More) Political, Endorses Sentencing Reform Bill

"We felt that this was an issue over the last months, as we have continued to work with our players on
issues of equality and on issues of criminal justice reform, that was surfaced for us, and we thought it was appropriate to lend our support to it," NFL spokesman Joe Lockhart told reporters."

-------------------------------

Joe LockHart was press secretary for President Bill Clinton. He started working for the NFL in 2016.

The Community Organizing NFL, they occasionally play football.

See also:

"Report: NFL To Bankroll 'Social Activism Boot Camp' For Pro Athletes


Posted by: All That Glitters at October 17, 2017 04:07 PM (sczG0)

369 Spoke to a smart, sports-loving middle aged woman yesterday about the NFL. She's done. She's sick of everything becoming political and watching TEAM NFL cave to the SJW crowd.

This trend isn't superficial. Nor is it minor. This is a real thing, and the NFL brought it on themselves.

Posted by: Christian Toto at October 17, 2017 04:10 PM (GppXG)

370 Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at October 17, 2017 04:05 PM (ZM2xo)

Yea, I'd say it's roughly the same across all populations; sports, military, etc.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 04:12 PM (kuFbc)

371 Reports are that with 2016 plus 2017 the NFL ratings are down at least 18%.

2015 had the highest ratings ever. Now they are in a death spiral with no end in sight.

Posted by: All That Glitters at October 17, 2017 04:12 PM (sczG0)

372 Roughly two dozen BLM protesters heckle Jurrah Jones. Everybody's so disinterested in the NFL that they can't even fill a picket line.

Posted by: regular joe at October 17, 2017 04:13 PM (O50yS)

373 ohmmmm

Sonobi

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 04:32 PM (2wRtc)

374 Not according to my conservative principles. Government last and always last.

Posted by: BJ54 at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (Bed/U)

375 Darn, ESPN MNF is still way above MeAgains ratings. I want them to down to 0.5 or whatever her #s are. Come on america, make it so. I want even ESPN college football to crater, ESPN are the instigators of this B.S. the players are just silly rubes dancing to the ESPN tune. (although non ESPN sports talkers have also egged on the idiotic SJW stunts)

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (eASYU)

376 I already don't miss em.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (nQHw/)

377 Please...Die already Mr. NFL......

Posted by: KIM at October 17, 2017 11:36 PM (lMn1U)

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