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Google Adds Calorie-Counter to Map Function Showing How Much Energy You Burn While Walking;
Deletes Due to Shrieking Hysteria From the Fat Acceptance Tumblrinas
Update: No, It Wasn't Tumblrinas, It Was "Journalists"

Fat shaming.

Healthy at any size! But by the way, I'll have a nervous breakdown if you even mention walking a few blocks.

Maybe not psychologically healthy at any size.

Thus begins the newest internecine squabble on the left, between the environmental zealots who don't want you to drive anywhere, and the Fat Acceptance Tumblrinas who get #triggered at the thought of hoofing it a few blocks.

The calorie count revealed itself when the user called up a driving route that covered a short distance, in order to promote the option of walking instead. If a walking route was chosen, calories were displayed in the step-by-step directions, but not on the map itself. The calories were communicated in equivalence to the amount of "mini cupcakes."

The attempt at what looks to be a promotion of healthy lifestyle choices was castigated online, where people took to Twitter to suggest the feature could "shame" and even "trigger" those with eating disorders (which in the U.S. is said to be around 30 million people).

Welcome to the Brave New World where neuroticism and hysteria are valorized as positive traits of a virtued person, and "#science" consists of militant parody-religious lunacy.

Update: John Ekdahl called me to say "It's worse than you think." He points to this tweet by a "politics editor" at The Hill, and the outraged Blue Checkmark Mafia joins in, spreading the story far and wide across Progressive Outrage Twitter.



Shamey. How journalistic. But she gets more rational later:


Then a Buzzfeed "news" person joins in the outrage:


Then a New York Times "reader engagement" person, which I assume means Professional Twitterer:


The a CNN Tech "Reporter:"


All these "reporters" #Triggered and starting an online outrage mob.

Mediocre intellects sometimes long to be considered great intellects. We have an entire pseudopolitics which teaches the mediocre they can become smarter if they just become neurotically hysterical about every damn thing.

It's an easy way into the intellectual elite -- just become a basket-case who cries over nothing at all and you're in the #SmartSet.

Progressive culture is valorizing lunacy, and little wonder we get more lunacy in a system rigged to bestow social capital to lunatics.


Posted by: Ace at 04:29 PM




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1 well, that judge from Hawaii is really coming into his new powers isn't he.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 17, 2017 04:28 PM (RDd1I)

2 well that was fast. First.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:30 PM (hZ+us)

3 I am still waiting for one of these companies to tell these asshol4s to FOAD and get a life.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 17, 2017 04:30 PM (mpXpK)

4 argh. second.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:30 PM (hZ+us)

5 I love when the left eats itself.


Bitchez

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2017 04:31 PM (6oU5/)

6 I'm fat and I know it is not healthy or attractive; so there.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 17, 2017 04:31 PM (0OmEj)

7 What a bunch of pussies.

If you don't like it, look somewhere else.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:32 PM (hZ+us)

8 Can't the fatties just roll the distance?

Posted by: aelfheld at October 17, 2017 04:32 PM (IxDhF)

9 I wonder if the next google app will be one that displays helpful messages on a smartphone, like "Hey Jill, your bathroom scale just messaged me, it said "GIVE ME A BREAK FATSO!!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2017 04:33 PM (k1TUh)

10 I miss when fat people were jolly.

Posted by: 3.14159 at October 17, 2017 04:33 PM (eA7bV)

11 How stupid. Should just say that many people are interested in calories and other are welcome to ignore them.

What's next, outlaw exercise?

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:33 PM (3myMJ)

12 I'm down about 36 lbs from my high since I started dieting in April. I've lost the equivalent of my toddler in weight, incidentally it's easier to carry her now.
Why did I lose this (with more to go)? Because people told me I looked fat.

Posted by: tsrblke (new tablet) at October 17, 2017 04:33 PM (dzmBR)

13 My page is filled with bra ads.

I'm so triggered! (Maybe I should stop looking at bras online?)

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:33 PM (hZ+us)

14 Harrison Bergeron times are a-comin'!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (W+vEI)

15 So sensitive. I thought fat people were better insulated.

Posted by: cornbred at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (xT990)

16 What I don't get is we're so much more health conscious than we were 30+ years ago, but we just keep getting fatter.

Like my kids never drink soda, they just never cared for it and we never pushed it. But when I was younger, having a coke per day was pretty normal. Kids got candy bars, etc. That world is largely gone for most kids.



Posted by: Maritime at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (lKmt3)

17 Being fat is healthy. Ignorance is strength.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (yEAdf)

18 12 I'm down about 36 lbs from my high since I started dieting in April. I've lost the equivalent of my toddler in weight, incidentally it's easier to carry her now.
Why did I lose this (with more to go)? Because people told me I looked fat.


Congratulations, thats great.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (0OmEj)

19 I am waiting for the Battle Of The Leftist Interest Groups here in the Land Of Fruits And Nuts, probably the only wedge that the moribund GOP here could exploit:
--Muslims vs. Gays
--Brown Ag Workers vs. "Green" (Watermelon) Eco-Fiends
--Black vs. Brown (which has already exploded into a low-intensity shooting war from Los Angeles to Oakland)
--Black vs. Asian (ditto)
--Fatties vs. Watermelons could be another one?

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (ujg0T)

20 Declare gravy a beverage!

Posted by: Michael Moore at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (bc2Lc)

21 12 I'm down about 36 lbs from my high since I started dieting in April. I've lost the equivalent of my toddler in weight, incidentally it's easier to carry her now.
Why did I lose this (with more to go)? Because people told me I looked fat.
Posted by: tsrblke (new tablet) at October 17, 2017 04:33 PM (dzmBR)

Congrats!

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

22 I thought the Japanese metal scandal on the sidebar was going to be about Loudness and rock 'n' roll crazy nights.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 17, 2017 04:35 PM (xPl2J)

23 HOW DARE YOU OFFEND US!!!

Posted by: Fat Fucking Pigs at October 17, 2017 04:35 PM (O5Q3r)

24 10: I miss when fat people were jolly.
Posted by: 3.14159 at October 17, 2017 04:33 PM (eA7bV)

That made me chortle like a fat person.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:35 PM (hZ+us)

25 As a fat girl, I have absolute moral authority to note that this is batshit insane.

What Google did, I mean.

FFS, being fat isn't a good thing and, no, you're not healthy at any size. Stop it with the delusions.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to shove mini kit kats into my maw.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2017 04:35 PM (mf5HN)

26 NFL and NFLPA had a meeting and have announced they looked into more creative ways to be social justice warriors.

Nothing about the protests.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:35 PM (3myMJ)

27 https://www.woot.com/offers/
74-pc-cordless-drill-and-driver-
combo?ref=w_cnt_gw_dly_wobtn

Walk between shelves.

Posted by: DaveA at October 17, 2017 04:35 PM (FhXTo)

28 "I love when the left eats itself."

With whipped cream & sprinkles apparently.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 17, 2017 04:36 PM (IxDhF)

29 Google Adds Calorie-Counter to Map Function Showing How Much Energy You Burn While Walking a Route===


It also balances your checkbook , pays your bills, and runs DNA tests on your cells.


Posted by: Skynet at October 17, 2017 04:36 PM (2wRtc)

30 Remember: We hate science.

What we need is an app to capture how many calories an abortion burns. Then they'll love it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:36 PM (XrCyE)

31 16 What I don't get is we're so much more health conscious than we were 30+ years ago, but we just keep getting fatter.

Like my kids never drink soda, they just never cared for it and we never pushed it. But when I was younger, having a coke per day was pretty normal. Kids got candy bars, etc. That world is largely gone for most kids.

Posted by: Maritime at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (lKmt3)




Well, sweets Do have their impact, but I also think we were sold a False Bill of Carbs as an alternative to meats.

And we were sold margarine, which is actually a lot worse than good old butter.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 04:36 PM (ujg0T)

32 Big bones bitches.

The trigglypuff chick is proud of her huge tracts of land.

Posted by: wooga at October 17, 2017 04:36 PM (YjLwR)

33 Sonobi has been clinically proven to suppress appetite. Don't ask about the side effects.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 04:37 PM (p+Wdc)

34 These people who say they are offended by the Google AP are not really offended. They are the same people, or others just like them, who go after Christian Bakeries to attend a Homo wedding. There is often a non-christian bakery just down the street but they zero in on the Christian to shut them down.


This is the same shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 17, 2017 04:37 PM (mpXpK)

35 I could stand to lose about fity pounds or so. But that would mean no more beer so, whatever.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 17, 2017 04:37 PM (+FicK)

36 With whipped cream & sprinkles apparently.
Posted by: aelfheld at October 17, 2017 04:36 PM (IxDhF)



Sprinkles or jimmies?

*wanders off innocently*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2017 04:37 PM (mf5HN)

37 Ugh.

Sidebar induces nausea.


We don't want Obamacare "stabilized" we want it gone.

Let it fail and fall to pieces. Give us market reforms and we the people will sort it out, you gormless Republican fucknoodles.


Please call your Congress critter and tell them to vote NO to "stabilizing" Obamacare.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2017 04:37 PM (NyJwR)

38 Big Girls Don't Cry.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 04:37 PM (Ckg4U)

39 NFL and NFLPA had a meeting and have announced they looked into more creative ways to be social justice warriors.

I look forward to Rob Gronkowski coming over to clean my gutters!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2017 04:37 PM (O5Q3r)

40 I let Harvey jerk off in the ficus for my role in What's Happening.

Posted by: Zombie Mabel King at October 17, 2017 04:38 PM (OD2ni)

41 I've lost 42 pounds now, from my highest weight. Started weight watchers with Mrs. Kim in May. Only 60 more to go.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 17, 2017 04:38 PM (0OmEj)

42 Sprinkles or jimmies?



*wanders off innocently*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2017 04:37 PM


Jimmies, of course.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 04:38 PM (p+Wdc)

43 You never know, as i found out, when you will need to be able to lose 60 lbs. in 5 months and survive. I sure couldn't do it now.

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 17, 2017 04:39 PM (lIZQs)

44 I'm sexy and I know it!

Posted by: TriggleyPuff at October 17, 2017 04:39 PM (SkuXa)

45
Sprinkles or jimmies?
====

And Sonobi said, " There is but one ice cream topping and it is named "sprinkles". All others shall be cast down."

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (2wRtc)

46 Goolag the latest friendly-fire casualty in the blue-on-blue wars.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (oVJmc)

47 Big girls need lovin' too

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (FZYNt)

48 So let me get this straight.

Calories on menus = good.

Calories on maps = bad?

How do they decide these things. It is like the old priests arguing about angels on the heads of pins...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (LWu6U)

49 Why didn't google just leave it as an option, with default setting as "disabled"?



Are some of the same harridans who demanded Damore be fired to blame for this feature being killed?
Because that would not surprise me at all.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (W+vEI)

50 Before we turn out the lights and let the Google/China/Amazon/Damien Thorn Axis take over the world, can someone tell me just exactly what the hell being "triggered" means? Does it require a supporting bollard or a defib unit or something?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:41 PM (XrCyE)

51 I know a big fat lady who will drive around the parking lot for 20 minutes until a spot opens up instead of walking an extra 50 yards.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 17, 2017 04:41 PM (xPl2J)

52 You want a picture of the future? Imagine Trigglypuff sitting on a human face--forever.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (AM1GF)

53 Being a fat fatty is not good for you. This "healthy at any weight" thing is bullshit, and it's going to send people, especially women, to an early grave. WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

54 Milo has a very good chapter about this fat shaming BS, in essence, obese people don't need enablers.

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (suO/a)

55 ike my kids never drink soda, they just never cared for it and we never pushed it. But when I was younger, having a coke per day was pretty normal. Kids got candy bars, etc. That world is largely gone for most kids.

Posted by: Maritime at October 17, 2017 04:34 PM (lKmt3)


Eating a candy bar you bought while walking home from school or after playing in the backyard for hours on end is not a big deal. Eating a candy bar while laying in front of the tv playing video games or watching stuff on an iPad is a whole different story.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (hZ+us)

56 I know a big fat lady who will drive around the parking lot for 20 minutes until a spot opens up instead of walking an extra 50 yards.

GAIA HATER!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (XrCyE)

57 Google knows everything, don't they?

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (Pqytn)

58 you going to eat that?

Posted by: BBW at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (FZYNt)

59 So are they going to go after all the states that mandate calorie counts on restaurant menus?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (PmDx1)

60 52 You want a picture of the future? Imagine Trigglypuff sitting on a human face--forever.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (AM1GF)

The future smells like surstromming?

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

61 Being a southern girl we call them sprinkles. Funny story I was up in the north east in a ice cream shop, they asked if I wanted jimmies on my ice cream, I said who is Jimmy and why would I want him on my ice cream.

Posted by: Cookies mom at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (H3G6s)

62 See again, the problem here isn't the screaming freakies, they've always been there. They used to write letters, oh so many letters.

The problem is that companies have started to listen to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)

63 with default setting as "disabled"?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (W+vEI)

ARE YOU MOCKING US?

Posted by: Disabled Fatties of America LLC at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (wYseH)

64 "... those with eating disorders (which in the U.S. is said to be around 30 million people)."
...........

Fatty and Skinny, laying in bed
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (HgMAr)

65 48
So let me get this straight.



Calories on menus = good.



Calories on maps = bad?



How do they decide these things. It is like the old priests arguing about angels on the heads of pins...



Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (LWu6U)




I think you've discovered the missing link. People of large stature are hangry that they can't eat maps.


*runs off to the patent office for edible maps patent*


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (tbOMB)

66 "12 I'm down about 36 lbs from my high since I started dieting in April. I've lost the equivalent of my toddler in weight, incidentally it's easier to carry her now.
Why did I lose this (with more to go)? Because people told me I looked fat."


I lost about 30 pounds a few years ago when I stepped on my kids Wii Fit Board and changed me to a fat person. Started P90X the following week. Have mostly kept it off by limiting carbs (except beer) and exercise 5 days a week (not skinny by any stretch of the imagination).

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (OD2ni)

67 "Jimmie" is slang for dick. So no, I don't want any jimmies on my ice cream.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

68 JHC on a pogo stick. Don't use it if you don't like it!


Good friggin' grief.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (Enq6K)

69

What cowards.

I think it's a nice idea, but it should be an option to turn on/off.

People have no idea how many calories they burn if they only chose to walk (if they have time, and it's possible).

It's not just the calories, but healthy exercise in general, getting the heart and all of the bodies systems active and moving. No need to run. Just walk.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (fceHP)

70 If you have a calorie counter as a app what's the big deal about having an app for burning energy while walking. I'm assuming if you want to know the calories you want to lose weight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (iVOAv)

71 They have this all wrong, that's how many calories THE DELIVERY GUY burns. From now on, you must tip him in cupcakes instead of cash.


Also,

10 I miss when fat people were jolly.
Posted by: 3.14159 at October 17, 2017 04:33 PM (eA7bV)

I think this guy has pie! He's holding out on us! Get him!

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (tMFgx)

72 So, Gainzzz thread?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (hMwEB)

73 I'm sexy and I know it!

Posted by: TriggleyPuff at October 17, 2017 04:39 PM (SkuXa)

How long can you hold your breath?

Posted by: Horny bull Manatee in FLA. at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (O848g)

74 More blue on blue. It's like an Andorian orgy.

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (q177U)

75 Google should change the feature to show how much weight you can gain if you drive instead of walk.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (3myMJ)

76 "Welcome to the Brave New World where neuroticism and hysteria are valorized as positive traits of a virtued person, and "#science" consists of militant parody-religious lunacy."


If you do not celebrate me and my delusion you are just a Hatey McHater of Hate Town!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Show Your Team Colors with an Outrage Outlet Yell Leader Outfit! at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (hLRSq)

77 Big girls need lovin' too

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (FZYNt)
............

More cushion for the pushin'

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (HgMAr)

78 See again, the problem here isn't the screaming freakies, they've always been there. They used to write letters, oh so many letters.

The problem is that companies have started to listen to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


But do you know why they are listening?

It's because the letters are coming from inside the building...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (AM1GF)

79 Anorexia and bulimia are still bad right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (6Ll1u)

80 So are they going to go after all the states that mandate calorie counts on restaurant menus?
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (PmDx1)

Kinda killed my desire for 1/2 off shake night at Sonic knowing that I wanted a 1400 cal fudge shake.

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (suO/a)

81 who is Jimmy and why would I want him on my ice cream.
Posted by: Cookies mom

Oh Jimmy

Posted by: DLR at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (FZYNt)

82 technically wouldn't a fattie burn more calories walking than a normal? the same way a semi burns more fuel than a compact?

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (nFwvY)

83 Why didn't google just leave it as an option, with default setting as "disabled"?
===

Any setting that can be disabled, can be enabled.


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 04:44 PM (2wRtc)

84 In the NW, we say sprinkles and pop. I think that's the same as in the south. In the NE they say jimmies and soda?

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (hZ+us)

85 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8yvnqHmFds

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (Ckg4U)

86 Eat a couple "mini cupcakes" while you're walking, problem solved.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (4e+hS)

87 What can not continue won't.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (fETJ3)

88 There are some people with gland issues, but most of the fatties, like that fat fatty on my big fat fabulous life, are fatties because they keep shoveling enormous amounts of food into their fat fatty faces. That tubbalard thinks a medium pizza is a between-meal snack for God's sake.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

89 >>>>--Black vs. Brown (which has already exploded into a low-intensity shooting war from Los Angeles to Oakland)

Where are you hearing this? Not that the news would cover this, mind you.

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (q177U)

90 More blue on blue. I love it!

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (eAZVt)

91 All this talk of ice cream toppings really rustles my jimmies.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (AM1GF)

92 What companies need to grow up and learn is that a social media blowup does not matter if its a small angry stupid group of freaks. How can you tell?

most people aren't on social media making noise. Most people don't bother screaming their inmost fee-fees for everyone to suffer through. They get annoyed and act on that.

The NFL is a classic example.

Social media fee-fees wanted a boycott because nobody would hire Colin Pumpernicle. Nothing came of it, the NFL wisely ignored that because it was small and meaningless.

Regular people are annoyed at crappy product combined with political stupidity in their faces, so they stopped watching without a big social media movement. The NFL ignored that, because not on social media.. and now they're paying the price.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (39g3+)

93 For the morbidly obese, they should just include an option where you can display the battery life consumed by their hoverround

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (LWu6U)

94 91 All this talk of ice cream toppings really rustles my jimmies.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (AM1GF)

But does it activate your almonds?

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

95 It's a good thing we get rid of the calorie counter because the. . . 400 POUND WOMAN WOULDN'T KNOW SHE WAS F*CKING OBESE UNLESS SHE USED THE GOOGLE APP!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (wo3jg)

96 Well, fuck. Guess it's just a matter of time now.

Posted by: Santa at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (/0IRq)

97 Hey, I'm out of shape, but this "everybody's a victim stuff" is just annoying.
Google caves in because they're part of the identity politics problem.

Also, what's going to happen to the price of groceries when the stores have to invest in a ton of those motorized carts because there are so many people who are too obese to walk around the store?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (+lVUW)

98 Thus begins the newest internecine squabble on the left, between the environmental zealots who don't want you to drive anywhere, and the Fat Acceptance Tumblrinas who get #triggered at the thought of hoofing it a few blocks.

Solution: Wheelchairs for everybody!

Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (xjiRE)

99 The Rock eats 10,000 calories a day.

He's not fat.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (3myMJ)

100 JHC on a pogo stick. Don't use it if you don't like it!


Good friggin' grief.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 04:43 PM (Enq6K)


Excuse me Tami McHaterson! The existence of the app causes me distress because it shames and judges me! Who are you to shame and judge me?

Stop judging me with your hatey eyes!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Show Your Team Colors with an Outrage Outlet Yell Leader Outfit! at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (hLRSq)

101 >>ARE YOU MOCKING US?

Heh, poor (but accurate) phrasing!
I bet someone within Google killed it. We know they have a lot of people who are very concerned about all sorts of SJW crap, enough to fire that developer over hurt feelings. Can just see some VP of diversity or committee of online sensitivity making a very big stink along with the Tumblerinas.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (W+vEI)

102 Great! Now you'll know how many calories until your next pizza!!

I'm down 20 since May.

Every day is a struggle. **sniff**sniff**

Not a day goes by I don't crave a cheezeburger.

Arby's and Wendy's are the real suppressors in this country.

Kapernick can kiss my fat white ass.

He doesn't know what its like!! Narrow-ass motherf****er!!!!





Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (WLK0w)

103 yo mamma's so fat she has to count calories with a super computer.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (Q0dwZ)

104 You want a picture of the future? Imagine Trigglypuff sitting on a human face--forever.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:42 PM (AM1GF

Seriously dude, you should be strung up and whipped for putting that image in anyone's mind. Brain bleach stat!

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (+FicK)

105 I know a big fat lady who will drive around the parking lot for 20 minutes until a spot opens up instead of walking an extra 50 yards.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 17, 2017 04:41 PM (xPl2J)

It would fun to form a two or three man tag team with small beater cars, and take turns front-shadowing her around the parking lot, scooping all the spaces. Cruel, but fun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (O848g)

106 "who is Jimmy and why would I want him on my ice cream.
Posted by: Cookies mom"


Jimmy doesn't like fat chicks. Jimmy also doesn't like dicks in his ice cream.

Posted by: Jimmy at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (OD2ni)

107 They were triggered and got shot right in the woke.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (7n4KQ)

108 Good. We need some fat-shaming back in America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (Dg36k)

109 99 The Rock eats 10,000 calories a day.

He's not fat.
Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (3myMJ)

Of course, it's also The Rock's job to lift weights 12 hours a day.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (Vevy5)

110 Well, fuck. Guess it's just a matter of time now.

Posted by: Santa


Avenge me!

Posted by: The Easter Bunny at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (AM1GF)

111 In the NW, we say sprinkles and pop. I think that's the same as in the south.

No.

Sprinkles and a Coke.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (XrCyE)

112 Walking is for Krazy People.

Posted by: Diabetes at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (4e+hS)

113 Wha' happened to the gray blocks? I like those.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (Dg36k)

114 79 Anorexia and bulimia are still bad right?
____________________________________

Yeah. They're still stripping across the river at the Bada Bing in New Jersey.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (wo3jg)

115
So many double-chins, she needs a bookmark to find her mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)

116 A couple of week's ago-

a delightfully healthy at any weight woman weighing 1,102 lbs

died at the Fat Accepted age of 37 due to heart disease happiness and kidney dysfunction super-health.

She died in the peak of health and was a complete delight to be around attested those who changed her diapers and wiped her ass several times a day as well as giving her sponge baths and digging globs of dead skin out of her folds of fat.

They all laughed and laughed remembering the hilarious time they found a family of wolverines living on her taint.

Her healthy life-style was an inspiration to us all.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (NyJwR)

117 Da fuk?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (4e+hS)

118
somebody left the wifi on again.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (m9X4Y)

119

Comments Zero

Less fat
More space

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (fceHP)

120 40 I let Harvey jerk off in the ficus for my role in What's Happening.
Posted by: Zombie Mabel King at October 17, 2017 04:38 PM (OD2ni)




And now I have that instrumental TV theme song and an image of Rerun running down the street stuck in my head.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (ujg0T)

121 At some point, we need get past the notion that the yelping of a few malcontents is sufficient to censor all of us.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (qcIL3)

122
WHOA!!!!

Pixy fainted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

123 "The Rock eats 10,000 calories a day.

He's not fat.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (3myMJ) "

Also a healthy dose of Vitamin S.

(Not dogging him, dude is in crazy shape and I'm sure his workouts are insane, but he's on some friggin' top level designer gas. Look at Hollywood Rock vs. late 90's WWF Rock - he's like twice the size)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (oZ6kz)

124 Corporations are inherently so cowardly. A simple "Thanks but we are going to do this" from Google should have been offered.

Posted by: One at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (RYASC)

125 Why did these Tumbleinas never get mad at Michelle Obama?
Should the have named it the "Let's Move! Calorie Counter?"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (W+vEI)

126 PIIIIIXXIIEEE!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (Ckg4U)

127 Has anyone seen the Lane Bryant commercial with the rather large women in lingerie?


The other night my husband was sitting down to dinner and it was on the TV. I saw him looking at it in horror from the kitchen.


Finally, "Ugh...do I have to watch that while I eat?"

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (Enq6K)

128 The Rock eats 10,000 calories a day.



He's not fat.

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:46 PM (3myMJ)

**
Pffft he's also bangin 3 hotties a day. I know, I saw it on Ballers.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (WLK0w)

129 Ooooooh. . . more white please.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (wo3jg)

130
"Of course, it's also The Rock's job to lift weights 12 hours a day."

GAINZZ!!!

Posted by: Meremortal, with hand over heart at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (3myMJ)

131 It's because the letters are coming from inside the building...
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Yeah. That's another big problem. They're so busy with affirmative action diversity hires and turning everything over to wymnys studies harpies in HR that they are throwing Miracle Gro on the cancer inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (39g3+)

132 Bye bye, stubborn belly fat!

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

133

I like when Ace posts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (fceHP)

134 In the NE they say jimmies and soda?

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM (hZ+us)

I have never heard the term "Jimmies" to describe sprinkles, and I have lived in the NE off and on for much of my life.

But that is secondary to the fact that sprinkles or jimmies don't belong on ice cream.

Crumbled Oreo or that great hard-shell fake chocolate stuff is the only way to go.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (wYseH)

135 Obesity-related illnesses are a social construct.


Posted by: brak at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (WjCgM)

136 Extreme white privilege in the blog.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (7n4KQ)

137 The snowflakes ate teh boxes...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (AM1GF)

138 What
The
Hell!?

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (Enq6K)

139 Getting rid of the background is ace's way of trimming the fat.

Trimming the fat?? Hater! Shame!! Triggered!!!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)

140 The blog's all pale all of a sudden...

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

141 "So many double-chins, she needs a bookmark to find her mouth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"


She has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (OD2ni)

142
"...like the universe suddenly winking out..."

- - Lazarus

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (mbhDw)

143 129 Ooooooh. . . more white please.

What are you, some sort of white supremacist?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (v3pYe)

144 Have we run out of gray boxes? Which COB forgot to order more

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (LWu6U)

145 I feel unboxed.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (0OmEj)

146 Borders are good.

Thank you.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (wo3jg)

147 please see update!!!

Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (8rNrN)

148 "140 The blog's all pale all of a sudden...
Posted by: Insomnia"


What are you doing Dave?

Posted by: Sonobi at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (OD2ni)

149 Attention North Koreans: Quit fucking with the blog.

Thanks, and have a Kim Jong-Unian day.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (XrCyE)

150 Fat prostitutes

Posted by: Chin Ho at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (7n4KQ)

151 This people are triggered by pictures of mini cupcakes? Pfffft.

Wait until they see our cookbook.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (UoSKV)

152 emotional instability

mentally ill

anger issue

eating disorder

drinking problem


SJW insulation from what we used to call "lack of self control" and/or refusing to "grow the fuck up".




Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (2wRtc)

153 "48 So let me get this straight.

Calories on menus = good.

Calories on maps = bad? "


As I always tell my wife when she catches me eying anothervwoman, "Just because you're on a diet doesn' t mean you can't read the menu."

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (lIZQs)

154 which in the U.S. is said to be around 30 million people

What a crock of fudge pudding.

Has anyone seen the Lane Bryant commercial with the rather large women in lingerie?

Huh, I like those ads. I like those women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+)

155
its super secret NSA tracker code
sonobi knows who we are

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (m9X4Y)

156
What are you doing Dave?
Posted by: Sonobi

Dave's not here

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (FZYNt)

157 I know a big fat lady who will drive around the parking lot for 20 minutes until a spot opens up instead of walking an extra 50 yards.
Posted by: mark1971 at October 17, 2017 04:41 PM (xPl2J)

The ex Mrs. CB was 5 foot 4 and 125 lbs. and would do the exact same thing.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (hgV6A)

158 135 Obesity-related illnesses are a social construct.


Posted by: brak at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (WjCgM)

You jest, but Steven Crowder and Not Gay Jared crashed a fat-acceptance seminar and the panelists said almost exactly this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (NWiLs)

159 None of these fatties had any problems calling out, say, Dallas McCarver or Rich Pianta for having an unhealthy lifestyle (which they absolutely did) when they croaked young. I guess big is only beautiful if it's fatty tissue.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)

160
I know a big fat lady who will drive around the parking lot for 20 minutes until a spot opens up instead of walking an extra 50 yards.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 17, 2017 04:41 PM (xPl2J)


You know when you've married well? When you park at the very back of the lot and she's happy with the decision.

That might be part of why it's a brand new 2017 we're protecting from the ignorant masses who would like nothing better than to show their disapproval of the 1%ers (not us) by keying or dinging the ever-living-hell out of our doors.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (EgwCt)

161 White Privilege

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

162 59 So are they going to go after all the states that mandate calorie counts on restaurant menus?
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 17, 2017

*
*
I know, right? The other day I went into Panera. Everything has gigantic numbers next to it, except plain coffee. Went to Shoney's: same thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (Dg36k)

163 I walk about 10 miles a day when I can, just at work. (2.5 hours) Great for rehabbing a hyper-extended knee. Been dropping lbs. - GAINZZ, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (3ubcI)

164 If someone told me I looked fat I would peer over my glasses and probably laugh (if i were in good mood) or if not I'd say, "I guess you're member of MENSA, huh?" I know I'm heavy. It wouldn't help me to have people tell me that, but I'm not a booing-hooing neurotic type that would worry about an app about burning calories while walking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (iVOAv)

165 I know a big fat lady who will drive around the parking lot for 20 minutes until a spot opens up instead of walking an extra 50 yards.
Posted by: mark1971 at October 17, 2017 04:41 PM (xPl2J)

in the parking lot of a health club.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (7n4KQ)

166 In the NE they say jimmies and soda tonic?

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:45 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (p+Wdc)

167
OT

Judicial coup status:

[X] Intact
[ ] Other than intact


Hasn't changed a bit, since the outset.


Everything done by the administration is clearly within const. and statutory authority of the executive - no argument even possible. None of the parties can conceivably have standing (a duly enacted and lawful policy does not allow for "standing" by anyone, otherwise every policy of govt. could be stopped on the same basis).


This is a disaster with long-term implications, and no sign Sessions or Trump are even a little bit serious about it. Courts are gonna have to keep amping up the lawlessness until they get someone's attention, I guess.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (QDnY+)

168 Mirror Universe ace of spades.

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (q177U)

169 As I always tell my wife when she catches me eying another woman, "Just because you're on a diet doesn' t mean you can't read the menu."

When I had a girlfriend, she was the one that would point out other girls. "Look, isn't she pretty?"

Me: "Yep." (goes back to doing what I was doing. She was pretty, but my sweetheart was prettier.)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)

170 In the NW, we say sprinkles and pop. I think that's the same as in the south.

No.

Sprinkles and a Coke.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:47 PM (XrCyE)

Interesting, Even for say, a Dr. Pepper? How does that work?

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (hZ+us)

171
Wait, I thought 1 in 6 children in America are struggling with hunger. The Ad Council says so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

172 Bet everyone of them bought the fitbit thingy though.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (NUff6)

173 We now join the "Fat Chicks Blubber" portion of the program.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (Ckg4U)

174 The Rock eats 10,000 calories a day.
...........

Must drop a lot of dookies.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (HgMAr)

175 Those white ladies sure are picky.

Posted by: Dang at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (8b+oT)

176 I had a flat tire on my truck the other day, I put on a temporary Tumblrina to get home. It was a very soft ride.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (mcI77)

177 168 Mirror Universe ace of spades.
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (q177U)

The bearded Ace has one of those banning machines in his quarters.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (7n4KQ)

178 i'll say it again:

the day will come when the southern poverty law center lists weight watchers as a hate group.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (AxFdW)

179 Those calorie counts on the menus?

Thank Obamacare. Its required by federal law under the ACA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)

180 "Has anyone seen the Lane Bryant commercial with the rather large women in lingerie?

Huh, I like those ads. I like those women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Agreed. There is a reason I think Milana Vayntrub is the perfect woman.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (OD2ni)

181
ANNIE Sprinkle, for me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

182 I'm fat and you know why? Because of me and no one else. Some people need to either get a life or.........

Posted by: Bosk at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (fjMEv)

183 Wait, I thought 1 in 6 children in America are struggling with hunger. The Ad Council says so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)
I have an 18 pound cat who struggles with hunger on an hourly basis. It doesn't mean what you think it does.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (14URa)

184 173 We now join the "Fat Chicks Blubber" portion of the program.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut

let me grab a bag of flour

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (FZYNt)

185 161
White Privilege

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (HgMAr)



Pixy was looking to upgrade, but got the omelette of whiteness instead.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (tbOMB)

186 >>All these "reporters" #Triggered and starting an online outrage mob.

How many majored or minored in Women's Studies?
None of them look fat or unhealthy, but by God, they are tirelessly raging on behalf of the fatties. Insane.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (W+vEI)

187 Breaking: That stupid far left Obama Judge in HI has just issued a stay on Trump's latest travel ban. It's past time for congress to pull this stupid SOB from the bench.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mpXpK)

188 About 80% of black women are overweight.
About 77% of hispanic women are overweight.
About 60% of white women are overweight.

We will not be able to afford Medicaid or Medicare as there is not enough money in the US to pay the cost of these people trying to hang on to life after 50 or so.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (bmkS9)

189 How about YOU STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE 24/7?! Arrrrgh, this shit drives me nuts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

190 177 168 Mirror Universe ace of spades.
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 04:51 PM (q177U)

The bearded Ace has one of those banning machines in his quarters.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (7n4KQ)

Cardboard-level agonizer, too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

191 Obesity-related illnesses are a social construct.


Posted by: brak at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (WjCgM)

You jest, but Steven Crowder and Not Gay Jared crashed a fat-acceptance seminar and the panelists said almost exactly this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja


In a sense they're not wrong, in that this kind of stupid creates epidemics of mostly preventable health crises for no good reason. It's a pattern in the mindset (*cough*STDs*cough*).

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (AM1GF)

192 Interesting, Even for say, a Dr. Pepper? How does that work?

Yep.

"I want a coke"
"What kind, hon?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)

193 Journalism is now an episode of gossip girl.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (fETJ3)

194 Eating disorder?

Posted by: Kat Timpf at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

195 please see update!!!

Posted by: ace at October 17, 2017 04:49 PM (8rNrN)


Called it, all the Hatey McHatersons out there going all shamey and judgy because I'm stressed and sometimes have to relax by eating 14 pounds of chicken tenders and five sleeves of frozen chocolate cookie dough in order to get some sleep!

It's tough being a reporter unable to turn off an app! Trump did it! My twitter timeline is proof!

Where's my Pulitizer!?!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Show Your Team Colors with an Outrage Outlet Yell Leader Outfit! at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (hLRSq)

196 All this triggering makes me want to go to the gun range.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (xttKs)

197 Interesting, Even for say, a Dr. Pepper? How does that work?
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (hZ+us)
---------

Evidently it goes like this: "What kind of coke do you want?"

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (UoSKV)

198 I have an 18 pound cat who struggles with hunger on an hourly basis. It doesn't mean what you think it does.
Posted by: Peaches

nothing worse than a hungry pussy

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (FZYNt)

199 ...and the Fat Acceptance Tumblrinas who get #triggered at the thought of hoofing it a few blocks. --Ace--

Hoofing it?
Hoofing! Bwahaha. But you knew you were doing that, didn't you?

Talk about fat shaming.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (z79tQ)

200 127 Has anyone seen the Lane Bryant commercial with the rather large women in lingerie?


I saw one with an insane hashtag I can't remember now. something about fat is the new thin.

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (nFwvY)

201 Awesome update.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (fETJ3)

202 Also, I bet you most of the "big is beautiful" chicks prefer a nice toned guy. Big is beautiful...but no fat dudes, please.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)

203 SJW's need to drink MORE, not less.

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (q177U)

204 "Let me grab a bag of flour."
-Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (FZYNt)

For the willing, I'm in.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (Ckg4U)

205 188 About 80% of black women are overweight.
About 77% of hispanic women are overweight.
About 60% of white women are overweight.

We will not be able to afford Medicaid or Medicare as there is not enough money in the US to pay the cost of these people trying to hang on to life after 50 or so.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (bmkS9)

Cass "Mengele" Sunstein has the, er, "solution."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (mbhDw)

206 "emotional instability

mentally ill

anger issue

eating disorder

drinking problem"


Watch it Buster. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (OD2ni)

207 202 Also, I bet you most of the "big is beautiful" chicks prefer a nice toned guy. Big is beautiful...but no fat dudes, please.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)

Guaranfuckinteed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

208 Wait, I thought 1 in 6 children in America are struggling with hunger. The Ad Council says so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
====

Was that before or after Moochie's Nasty School Lunch decree?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (2wRtc)

209 So when is Fuddruckers due to transition to their new name? 2030 or so?

I guess idiocracy is better than Road Warrior.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (Q0dwZ)

210 .... although perhaps not jenny craig which is possibly transgender friendly.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (AxFdW)

211 "Interesting, Even for say, a Dr. Pepper? How does that work?"

You want a Coke?

Yeah.

What kind?

Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (398bZ)

212 Wait, I thought 1 in 6 children in America are struggling with hunger. The Ad Council says so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Of course there are. There's no food for those kids because these sows are eating it all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (AM1GF)

213 How about YOU STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE 24/7?! Arrrrgh, this shit drives me nuts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (NWiLs)
............

Makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (HgMAr)

214 About 80% of black women are overweight.
About 77% of hispanic women are overweight.
About 60% of white women are overweight


And 100% of overweight stats are horsecrap because of their basic definitions using nonsense BMI numbers.

I'm 6'2 and 200 pounds. That puts me on the low end of the Obese scale on the BMI. I am in no conceivable way obese. Imagine what the Rock ends up at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (39g3+)

215 I was actually looking forward to a feature like that. Especially the mini-cupcakes count. Something similar from XKCD prompted me to start working on my health. Comic number 1793.

Posted by: GeoSTI at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (w1GWh)

216 187 Breaking: That stupid far left Obama Judge in HI has just issued a stay on Trump's latest travel ban. It's past time for congress to pull this stupid SOB from the bench.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mpXpK)


It's not who we are.

Posted by: GOP at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (mcI77)

217 Interesting, Even for say, a Dr. Pepper? How does that work?

"I'll have a Coke."

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (XrCyE)

218 "What if you have an ED?"

Erectile dysfunction? Guess a change from the cupcake icons is in order.

Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (6Krd7)

219 I want to rant some more about the whole healthy at any size thing.

I am fat. Not obese, not even morbidly obese. I am fat.

My blood pressure is fine. It was a bit high and then I stopped working for the psychopaths and was able to go off my blood pressure meds. What a shock.

My cholesterol is fine.

My sugar is fine.

My kidney function is fine.

My liver enzymes are fine.

So, obviously, I'm healthy!

Yeah. No. All that means is that the whole if you are 25 pounds overweight all your markers will go to hell and you will diiiiieee is hysterical nonsense. Under no possible circumstances does that mean that I am healthy. What it means is that it hasn't caught up to me yet. But it will catch up to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

220 "nothing worse than a hungry pussy
Posted by: Rick in SK"


I tell Captain Peacock that mine is always hungry.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocum at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (OD2ni)

221 @TaylorLorenz

The only thing this feature has accomplished is raising my blood pressure

@mattdpearce

Taylor, you could lower it by going for a nice walk



Hahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (Enq6K)

222 Half the country starves and you judge me because I eat when I'm stressed! Your judgment stresses me! I cleaned out an entire Kroger one day while stressed! I think I swallowed a rug doctor!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Show Your Team Colors with an Outrage Outlet Yell Leader Outfit! at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (hLRSq)

223 I imagine these hysterical Twitter journo-pussies holding back tears when they see someone wearing a Fitbit or some calorie counter.

Posted by: brak at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (WjCgM)

224 What does erectile dysfunction have to do with your ability to walk?

Posted by: SpifftheSpaceman at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (bFRJT)

225 http://bit.ly/2zgNwtU

These people are nuts.

Posted by: iamfelix at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (HSmLr)

226 If I had giant boobehs, I would want to motorboat Ace. Because he is just THAT awesome.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (14URa)

227 We will not be able to afford Medicaid or Medicare as there is not enough money in the US to pay the cost of these people trying to hang on to life after 50 or so.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Cass "Mengele" Sunstein has the, er, "solution."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Bitch, please. He just thinks he can save himself...

Posted by: Math at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (AM1GF)

228 When I was the young age of these hacked off "reporters," I would have realized that the world does not give a crap what I think about some random calorie counter, and I certainly would not have broadcast my ludicrous opinion about it to the world. I am truly amazed and appalled by the narcissism and shown by these young women, all under the guise of being virtuous. (What about someone with an EATING DISORDER?!!?)

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (hZ+us)

229 And 100% of overweight stats are horsecrap because of their basic definitions using nonsense BMI numbers.

I'm 6'2 and 200 pounds. That puts me on the low end of the Obese scale on the BMI. I am in no conceivable way obese. Imagine what the Rock ends up at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (39g3+)

BMI is bullshit, but these...creatures...complaining about fat shaming are by any reasonable measure obese, and frequently morbidly so.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

230 Is it wrong that I just want all the people whose tweets are listed in this post just die?

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (/HC6x)

231 I wish I had some mini cupcakes to eat on my 10 mile walk to work everyday, instead of dirt donuts, that I invented.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (4e+hS)

232 When I had a girlfriend, she was the one that would point out other girls. "Look, isn't she pretty?"

Me: "Yep." (goes back to doing what I was doing. She was pretty, but my sweetheart was prettier.)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)



I gained 10 lbs just reading that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (Mouru)

233 "You're not beautiful, YOU'RE DYING!"
---Gavin McInnes

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (q177U)

234 226 If I had giant boobehs, I would want to motorboat Ace. Because he is just THAT awesome.
Posted by: Peaches

I think you might have that backwards

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (FZYNt)

235 take the calories off the menus then dammit. That really triggers me.

Posted by: California Red at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (AzsM3)

236 OMG - Shinobi is triggering me!!!!!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (ce4vQ)

237 Wait, I thought 1 in 6 children in America are struggling with hunger. The Ad Council says so.

Yeah, their basis? Going to bed hungry at least three nights a month.

For crying out loud, I go to bed hungry every single night

Another basis?

Missing at least one meal a month.

I'm a bachelor. I miss like ten meals a month or more. Mostly because I'm writing and don't have time or inclination to go make food because nobody is going to make it for me but me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)

238
Google IS Eevil!

Deploy Walmart's Fifth Hoverround Fleet!

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (2wRtc)

239 How dare she make light of ED by using a confusing acronym for it!

Posted by: hoodaticus at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (vitRc)

240 those yoga pants are for yoga not All You Can Eat

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (nFwvY)

241 Fun fact: The average American woman now weighs what the average American man weighed in 1950 -- 160 lbs.

160 lbs is "skinny bitch" territory to most of these "fact acceptance" people

Posted by: brak at October 17, 2017 04:58 PM (WjCgM)

242 Yeah, BMI is stupid, but I don't think most of these people are the types to have powerlifter physiques. I'd imagine most of the "fat is beautiful" crowd are overweight by any reasonable metric.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2017 04:58 PM (oZ6kz)

243 Fat prostitutes

Posted by: Chin Ho at October 17, 2017 04:50 PM (7n4KQ)
............

Full figured professionals

Posted by: Kam Fong at October 17, 2017 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

244 I don't see the cause for all the outrage. A person can always stand to lose 10 pounds.

Posted by: Karen Carpenter at October 17, 2017 04:58 PM (Mouru)

245 "If I had giant boobehs, I would want to motorboat Ace. Because he is just THAT awesome."
-Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (14URa)

I've got "Elder Boobs" at forty-six and I'd motorboat Ace, as well.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (Ckg4U)

246 My business model:
1. Be a Tumblrina on stage.
2. Enable all types of snack eating.
3. Buy Weight Watchers.
4. PROFIT!!!

Posted by: The Oprah at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (mcI77)

247 Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 04:48 PM (Enq6K)

I saw the huge pic of one of their models in lingerie who took up their whole window in their mall store. It was pretty off putting if I had to be honest.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (Q0dwZ)

248 160 lbs is "skinny bitch" territory to most of these "fact acceptance" people
Posted by: brak

not if she's 5'3"

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (FZYNt)

249 "What are you doing Dave?
Posted by: Sonobi

Dave's not here"


But I am still evolving.

Posted by: Colossus, the Forbin Project (1970) at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (lIZQs)

250 What if you have an eating disorder????


Well then does that mean we should eliminate the nutritional facts table that is REQUIRED BY LAW to be on all food products?

What about the stupid new mandate that Michelle Obama helped push that has gotten delayed to be fully implemented which requires the Calories Font size to be bigger?

Why does Michelle Obama hate fat people?

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)

251 So. Much. Triggering. Bullshit.

Meanwhile, here is one of the best Feel Good stories ever:

http://tinyurl.com/y7byc9x7

Dog in CA fire won't leave goats. Stays behind, saves them, and even some baby deer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (PY9jH)

252 I've lost 5 pounds that I could ill-afford to lose, in the last few weeks. I'm having trouble hitting 103 and I'm 5'5". Nobody gives a shit about my problems. You know why? Because I'm not FAT!!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (14URa)

253 take the calories off the menus then dammit. That really triggers me.
Posted by: California Red at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (AzsM3)



I hate that too. It ruins the meal. Damn hectoring busybodies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (Mouru)

254
ANNIE Sprinkle, for me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)


I'll bet you have an autographed ping-pong ball.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (EgwCt)

255 217: "I'll have a Coke."

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (XrCyE)

That's funny! If you actually want a Coke, does it then segue into a full blown comedy routine?

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (hZ+us)

256 The outrage isn't for fatties, its for anorexics and bulimics.

Still stupid.

You gotta deal with shit, not run from it.

See what I did there, without even meaning to?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (kuFbc)

257 It's like I have always said Ace, 1/2 the people "on our side" are the people who never got the invite to the cool kidz donk table and they *will* betray us every chance they get to go to the cool table.

AllahPundit has always been open about his unreliability.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (SzZnW)

258 these...creatures...complaining about fat shaming are by any reasonable measure obese, and frequently morbidly so.

Yeah I like curvy and I'm perfectly fine with what the fashion industry would call "fat." I think their "plus size" models look normal.

But if you have to lift your belly to take a wee or take 3 chairs at the theater... you're grotesque and need help.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (39g3+)

259 Yeah. No. All that means is that the whole if you are 25 pounds overweight all your markers will go to hell and you will diiiiieee is hysterical nonsense. Under no possible circumstances does that mean that I am healthy. What it means is that it hasn't caught up to me yet. But it will catch up to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


Also, individuals vary. (I know, novel concept.) I'm way off the deep end mass-wise but my vitals otherwise somehow don't pay a price...yet. Other than slight BP issues, but that may be stress related too. Now that's not to say I shouldn't be maybe half my actual size, but it does help to remember that one person's experience isn't necessarily going to predict someone else's.

Still, Trigglypuff should lay off the Chocodiles.

Posted by: Math at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

260 I was told there would be no math in my sock.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

261 I once told my sister she was fat (she was). She got back to her prom queen weight in six months and married her dream guy in twelve.

Posted by: hoodaticus at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (vitRc)

262 Posted by: Peaches
===

Say what?

Girl, put some MEAT in that Manwich, you hear me!

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (2wRtc)

263 My phone mocks me by not having Kate Upton call.

Ban triggering phone service!

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (jHrzU)

264 I got your Coke right here

Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (FZYNt)

265 Isn't it time for Oprah to put on hundred pounds so can suck another weight loss company into a seven figure deal?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (O5Q3r)

266 what if you had/have an ED? -- Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon)

The Paolo is here for your partner.

Posted by: Paolo at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ctuyM)

267 -Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

Keep hopping. I rage and scurry.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (Ckg4U)

268 "If I had giant boobehs, I would want to motorboat Ace. Because he is just THAT awesome."
-Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (14URa)



Wait. What is this "if" business?

*re-checks directory of AoSHQ commenter stats*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (Mouru)

269 248 160 lbs is "skinny bitch" territory to most of these "fact acceptance" people
Posted by: brak

not if she's 5'3"
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (FZYNt)

She's mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

270 Calories on menus = good. Calories on maps = bad?
How do they decide these things. It is like the old priests arguing about angels on the heads of pins...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2017 04:40 PM (LWu6U)

Ha I thought the same thing.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (hvf9s)

271 I told my brother he was fat, he shot me with a pellet gun.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (4e+hS)

272 And 100% of overweight stats are horsecrap because of their basic definitions using nonsense BMI numbers.

I'm 6'2 and 200 pounds. That puts me on the low end of the Obese scale on the BMI. I am in no conceivable way obese. Imagine what the Rock ends up at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (39g3+)




I concur. I admit i could lose a bit aroudn the middle, but the "ideal" weight on that BMI to height scale? I was barely that when I was a very skinny teenybopper. It's like they want us in concentration camps.

Given our rightist badthoughts, maybe they do.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ujg0T)

273 Side note, I got in 24,000 steps at work today *but*:

A, Goggle would look like I was walking in one spot and

B the pace is low enough it is more about hitting my joints with pain than simple GAINZ

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (SzZnW)

274 Out here they have a program to load up the kids backpacks with food Fri afternoon, to get them through the weekend until they can get back to school to be fed again. Some of the schools have a program where the parents can join the kids for one meal too.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (6Ll1u)

275 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (14URa)

I give a shit!

It's why I am trying to force feed you rice!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (kuFbc)

276 I have created a nrw causr.......hrterosrxual shaming.

That is right, don't shame me because I desire to have sex with members of the oppisite sex I consider attractive. I can't help it.
Just get me some swimsuit models and I will carry on.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (/HC6x)

277 take the calories off the menus then dammit. That really triggers me.

It cracks me up. How much did I order? 3500 calories? Sweet, roll up the cart!

The average American woman now weighs what the average American man weighed in 1950 -- 160 lbs.

She's also 6" taller.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (39g3+)

278 Per my last thread comment - young people shouldn't get blue checkmarks. You don't know what you don't know at twentysomething, regardless of how magna your graduation honors.

Also, Everyone (with a capital E) tells me The Hill is a right-leaning publication. [Confused Nick Young smiling meme]

Posted by: Technocrat at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (wx6iv)

279 How can I tell if have ED? I haven't seen the thing in over a decade.

Posted by: King FUPA at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (HgMAr)

280 I'm blaming BLM for the big is beautiful campaign.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (Q0dwZ)

281 Does this app make me look fat?

Posted by: Bluestatehostage at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (qKPUy)

282 >>>>>Do they realize how extremely triggering something like this is for ppl
who have had eating disorders? Not to mention just generally shamey
.
.
.So if I am fat and get triggered by something like this can I go to Social Security and claim disability?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (+Dllb)

283 I saw the huge pic of one of their models in lingerie who took up their whole window in their mall store. It was pretty off putting if I had to be honest.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 04:59 PM (Q0dwZ)


Here's the TV ad: (warning, warning, warning)

http://tinyurl.com/y9strm5n

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (Enq6K)

284 The average American woman now weighs what the average American man weighed in 1950 -- 160 lbs.

She's also 6" taller.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

with tits full of saline

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (FZYNt)

285 Not one of these idiots stopped to think about why Google tracking your fat ass might be a privacy concern.

Just " Google showed me muffins, muh Shamez".

Idiocracy was a documentary.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (2wRtc)

286 Out here they have a program to load up the kids backpacks with food Fri afternoon, to get them through the weekend until they can get back to school to be fed again.


Say, do the parents have any responsibility for FEEDING THEIR OWN DAMN KIDS ANYMORE???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (Mouru)

287 SJW scolds on social media harping...bad.

Google attempting a creep of the nanny state thwarted because of SJW scolds on social media harping...good?

Gah I'm so conflicted.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (hvf9s)

288 And 100% of overweight stats are horsecrap because of their basic definitions using nonsense BMI numbers.

I'm 6'2 and 200 pounds. That puts me on the low end of the Obese scale on the BMI. I am in no conceivable way obese. Imagine what the Rock ends up at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


The government numbers are bullshit. At 6'00", I should weigh 145 to 160. Sorry. Did that in high school and looked like a starving Ethiopian.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (WrQfI)

289 I'm not fat, but I have a big appetite.

tinyurl.com/ydbnbrwq

Posted by: chocoholic at October 17, 2017 05:04 PM (25+/B)

290 I was told there would be no math in my sock.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM


Try the ficus, instead.

Posted by: Harvey W., noted notable at October 17, 2017 05:04 PM (ctuyM)

291
I concur. I admit i could lose a bit aroudn the middle, but the "ideal" weight on that BMI to height scale? I was barely that when I was a very skinny teenybopper. It's like they want us in concentration camps.

Given our rightist badthoughts, maybe they do.
Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (ujg0T)

Yup. For me to fit the BMI chart I would look like I have cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

292 Think of how much work was put into that feature. Bet they were so proud of promoting good health, etc.

Sure, the cupcake was cutesy, but given how culturally oversensitive everyone is, what food could they use that would not me vilified?
Bacon would offend vegetarians, ice cream would offend vegans, hamburgers would be too fast food, candy would offend diabetics, tacos would be cultural appropriation, and so on...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2017 05:04 PM (W+vEI)

293 277 take the calories off the menus then dammit. That really triggers me.

It cracks me up. How much did I order? 3500 calories? Sweet, roll up the cart!

The average American woman now weighs what the average American man weighed in 1950 -- 160 lbs.

She's also 6" taller.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (39g3+)

And the average man who identifies as a man is 195 because we are all about those GAAAINZ.

Posted by: Technocrat at October 17, 2017 05:04 PM (wx6iv)

294 277 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (39g3+)

The average woman is now 6'4"s tall?

Men got to 5'10" on average in 61 IIRC.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:04 PM (SzZnW)

295 238

Google IS Eevil!

Deploy Walmart's Fifth Hoverround Fleet!


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (2wRtc)



And the Second Special FUPA Brigade.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2017 05:04 PM (tbOMB)

296 I'm guessing there's a reason all those pictures are neck-up only.

Posted by: OCBill at October 17, 2017 05:05 PM (df+Zi)

297 Posted by: hoodaticus at October 17, 2017 05:00 PM (vitRc)

Having never gone to the prom I will never get back to my prom weight. I figure fat people know they're fat and my sister is about 5'4 and 110 lbs. She walks two big Bernese mountains dogs about 5 miles daily. However, different strokes for different folks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 05:05 PM (iVOAv)

298 I told my brother he was fat, he shot me with a pellet gun.

Harvey Weinstein has a different defense mechanism.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:05 PM (XrCyE)

299 If you do not celebrate me and my delusion you are just a Hatey McHater of Hate Town!
---

I agree completely!!!

Posted by: President Hillary Cllinton at October 17, 2017 05:05 PM (aT+Bx)

300 If they show the amount of gas it takes to drive there then they should definitely show the amount of calories it takes to walk there.

Not only fat people use maps. Sometimes, hungry, skinny people use them too and need to know how much food it's going to cost them to make a trip.

Posted by: hoodaticus at October 17, 2017 05:05 PM (vitRc)

301 283

Here's the TV ad: (warning, warning, warning)

http://tinyurl.com/y9strm5n


That is grotesque.

Posted by: The Oprah at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (mcI77)

302 Do they realize how extremely triggering something like this is for ppl who have had eating disorders?


Do they realize how extremely triggering something like this is for ppl who eat too fucking much?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (SRKgf)

303 But it will catch up to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

You wrote that to be cruel. You are trolling us. Are your raptors hungry? Is that why you are seeking targets?

[And it will catch you quickly, because of those wee little legs of yours]

See? You KNOW some of us can't resist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (wYseH)

304 Gomer taught us how to not trigger a person about their weight. Just use compliments. His example:

"for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much"

Google could take that approach ... "you walked enough for the average person to burn 200 calories, but since you are so fat, you burned 300 calories. congratulations, reward yourself with a BigMac." Google has this info cuz ... well, they know everything. And they get ad revenue by suggesting a BigMac (or whatever fast food is closest based on the person's GPS)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (/aIFg)

305 I told my brother he was fat, he shot me with a pellet gun.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM (4e+hS)

LOL. With brothers probably any reason will do to shoot the other with a pellet gun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (iVOAv)

306 The average woman is now 6'4"s tall?

... the context was women's weight, so hence the increase in height would be applied to...

a) Men
b) Women
c) Taxation is Theft
d) 42

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (39g3+)

307 It's why I am trying to force feed you rice!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:02 PM (kuFbc)
Right . . . because all those Asians are yuge. lol! I've already eaten most of the Halloween candy I bought. And I did get meat for that freakin' manwich garbage. Having the leftovers tonight. But I need real food. Hmmmmm . . . if only there were a great cookbook at my disposal.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (14URa)

308 The average American woman now weighs what the average American man weighed in 1950 -- 160 lbs.

She's also 6" taller.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Then if my math is correct, in 2075 the average American woman will weigh 1900 lbs and be 27 feet tall.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (Mouru)

309 >>>>217: "I'll have a Coke."



"What kind?"



"Dr. Pepper."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 04:55 PM (XrCyE)



That's funny! If you actually want a Coke, does it then segue into a full blown comedy routine?
.
.
.From the not making this up Department. I overheard a conversation at the counter of a KFC when we lived in Kentucky that went like this:

What kind of Drink do you want with that?

Coke.

What kind?

Mountain Dew.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (+Dllb)

310
"I told my brother he was fat, he shot me with a pellet gun."

Dudes being dudes with expenses.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:07 PM (Ckg4U)

311 237: Wait, I thought 1 in 6 children in America are struggling with hunger. The Ad Council says so.

Yeah, their basis? Going to bed hungry at least three nights a month.

For crying out loud, I go to bed hungry every single night

Another basis?

Missing at least one meal a month.

I'm a bachelor. I miss like ten meals a month or more. Mostly because I'm writing and don't have time or inclination to go make food because nobody is going to make it for me but me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)

I always figured that child hunger in America statistic was bullshit, but I didn't know the "standard" they used. I qualify, too. By a mile.

I probably would have qualified as a kid too, if counting all the times I was sent to bed without dinner because I sassed back or didn't eat "around the clock" because there creamed corn on my plate.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 05:07 PM (hZ+us)

312 *re-checks directory of AoSHQ commenter stats*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 05:01 PM


Still killer B's.

Posted by: Megyn at October 17, 2017 05:07 PM (ctuyM)

313 I'd rather watch that dumb Lane Bryant commercial than the granny one from a couple years ago. I don't remember what company that was for but JHC.

Posted by: John Marston at October 17, 2017 05:07 PM (SkuXa)

314 When The Burning Times come, fat people will be in great demand.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2017 05:07 PM (baYK5)

315 I got yer diet right here, Horde:


http://tinyurl.com/y9y4wm38


You're welcome. *skips merrily away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2017 05:07 PM (PY9jH)

316 Here's the TV ad: (warning, warning, warning)
---

Morbidly obese women are beautiful!

And they buy our products if we tell them that, so shut up haters!!!!!

Or we'll sue your skinny ass!!!!!!

Posted by: Lane Bryant at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (aT+Bx)

317 Here's the TV ad: (warning, warning, warning)

http://tinyurl.com/y9strm5n

That is grotesque.
Posted by: The Oprah


Saw that on TV today.
Wasn't sure what it was about at first.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (IqV8l)

318 Gomerism:

For a fat girl you don't smell that bad.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (mcI77)

319 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)

Great, now I have to worry about your ass even more.


You know, there is plenty of food available that doesn't have to be cooked. Keep some apples, raisins and carrots at your desk, for the love of God.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (kuFbc)

320 301 283

Here's the TV ad: (warning, warning, warning)

http://tinyurl.com/y9strm5n

That is grotesque.
Posted by: The Oprah at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (mcI77)

That. Is very nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (NWiLs)

321 Someone with and eating disorder needs this MORE than these journalists

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (9TU00)

322 I'm waiting/hoping for the app that senses your weight, decides that you are obese and picks a longer walking route.

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (MxEKc)

323 Here's the TV ad: (warning, warning, warning)

OK Hadn't seen that one. Those women need to lose some weight, that's a bit too much. If your tummy looks like a relief map of western Montana, lay off the Twizzlers for a while.

You wouldn't put up with a guy with a big hanging gut and hair on his back. Don't act like you're okay being too heavy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)

324 306 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:06 PM (39g3+)

Eh...

I think the average height for US women then was 5'2" so 5'8" now?

The Army says average enlisted women are 5'7"....

Not gonna quibble over an inch.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (SzZnW)

325 Heh.

"Hoof it"

Posted by: Sharkman at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (k2Hcx)

326 You know, there is plenty of food available that doesn't have to be cooked. Keep some apples, raisins and carrots at your desk, for the love of God.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (kuFbc)

Peanut butter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

327 224 What does erectile dysfunction have to do with your ability to walk?

None, but erectile hyperfunction, that right there can be a problem.

Posted by: hoodaticus at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (vitRc)

328 I like beer.

Posted by: King FUPA at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (HgMAr)

329 Doesn't matter what I look like walking down the street, in my head I've always been 6'2", 220. With a mouth on me. And, oddly, I am super healthy. Oh, brb, gonna step out for a parlie while my next can o' cheap swill does some freezer time.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (14URa)

330 Not gonna quibble over an inch.
Posted by: sven10077

I wish my wife was as understanding

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (FZYNt)

331 One down, Top First, Hou @ NYY.

HOU leads Best-of-Seven 2-1.

1-2 pitch from Gray to Reddick low, but a called strike.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (Ckg4U)

332 287 SJW scolds on social media harping...bad.

Google attempting a creep of the nanny state thwarted because of SJW scolds on social media harping...good?

Gah I'm so conflicted.
Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 05:03 PM (hvf9s)



Eh, I really don't think a calorie count on their app for walking distance is some horrible nanny state thing.

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)

333 If all the models are plus sized, then who the hell will the husbands close their eyes and pretend that they are having sex with?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (2wRtc)

334 I'm sure they were all equally outraged by Michelle Obama's "Let's Move" campaign.

Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (eIQHF)

335 What kind of Drink do you want with that?

Coke.

What kind?

Mountain Dew.
---

Ah, the regional charm of the USA.

Just come to Michigan.

We'll ask for "pop." And then specify "Coke."

/yeah well, at least we're not specifying two different brands!

Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2017 05:10 PM (aT+Bx)

336 apples and carrots might be easier to digest if cooked. . .

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2017 05:10 PM (myI6j)

337 I can see a tiny kernel of valid in the mound of donkey dung. As a UI shouldn't have made it impossible to toggle, If only so that one can maximize the amount of screen the map and directions are available on. Which can be very useful if you are say working on a phone or tablet.

But beyond that? Farqing hell. The info is great.

And I look like Janna the Hutt, but I at least am trying.

Posted by: Turtler at October 17, 2017 05:10 PM (1sB/M)

338 technically wouldn't a fattie burn more calories walking than a normal? the same way a semi burns more fuel than a compact?
Posted by: x at October

Nailed it. They need full sized cupcakes.

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2017 05:10 PM (9TU00)

339 333 If all the models are plus sized, then who the hell will the husbands close their eyes and pretend that they are having sex with?
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed

a bag of antlers?

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 05:10 PM (FZYNt)

340 I like the expressions I've seen on the 'Net: "Hamplanet" or "Hambeast," as in "I saw one of those hambeasts waddling by. Dear God."

Personally I look as if I stepped into a stasis field (in which no time passes) at age 22, and just emerged a couple of years ago. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

(In truth, I weight about 10 lbs. more than I did in college, but some of that is muscle. And I can still easily wear shirts from 20 years ago.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2017 05:10 PM (Dg36k)

341 Keep some apples, raisins and carrots at your desk, for the love of God.

They don't last long. You know how people have a slow fire in their gut that has to be fed every so often?

I have a blast furnace that require near-constant stoking. If I have food handy I eat. I don't put on weight. I just have energy then. Its expensive and energy-intensive, clearly something is wrong with my metabolism but when I went to experts in Portland they said "there's something wrong but we can't figure out what it is"

Gee, thanks guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)

342 Two down, Top 1st, 2-0 count to Altuve.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:11 PM (Ckg4U)

343 If I understand things correctly, we have several million transgenders with eating disorders who have been molested by Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:11 PM (XrCyE)

344 334 Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (eIQHF)

"Get up and MOO!"

//Worf, of Kronos

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:11 PM (SzZnW)

345 2-2 count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:11 PM (Ckg4U)

346 Tammy . . . you are such a nurturer. However, I freakin' hate fruit (except for the odd berry in the summer) and veg (although I'm quite fond of brussels sprouts). I'm kind of a meat and carb person. Apples, jeez, you just cracked me up.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:11 PM (14URa)

347 Ouch... sorry 3-0.

Walked on a previous pitch that should have been called a strike.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:12 PM (Ckg4U)

348 "Get up and MOO!"

//Worf, of Kronos
===

Hey Worf!

You got some of that melted butter from the lobster in your beard.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 05:12 PM (2wRtc)

349 330 Posted by: Rick in SK at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM (FZYNt)

it may last for only 8 seconds...but it is the best 8 seconds you'll ever have...

//awkward honeymoon

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:12 PM (SzZnW)

350 So did we get the Tick Tock Hannity promised or was it the Uranium thing that the media totally ignored it?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2017 05:12 PM (O2RFr)

351 If all the models are plus sized, then who the hell
will the husbands close their eyes and pretend that they are having sex
with?
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 05:09 PM


Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Yoko at October 17, 2017 05:12 PM (ctuyM)

352 Eating disorder? Is that what they are calling lazy slobs that eat too much these days?

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2017 05:12 PM (MxEKc)

353 Sometimes I want to high five someone, to the face, with a brick. Is that too triggering?

What has America become?

Posted by: Joseph dagostino at October 17, 2017 05:13 PM (eq2/x)

354 One on, two out, Top 1st, Carlos Correa at bat.

1-1 Count, runner on first.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:13 PM (Ckg4U)

355 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:12 PM (Ckg4U)

You can't do that without the expressed written consent of someone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:13 PM (XrCyE)

356 it may last for only 8 seconds...but it is the best 8 seconds you'll ever have...
===


Yeah.

If you're Superman.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 17, 2017 05:13 PM (2wRtc)

357 I always figured that child hunger in America statistic was bullshit, but I didn't know the "standard" they used. I qualify, too. By a mile.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 05:07 PM (hZ+us)

Of course it is. HUNGER IN AMERICA!

Seriously, when is the last time you saw someone who looked undernourished? (Supermodels don't count.)

I went on a site that was "fighting hunger" and featured photos of those whom they'd helped. There were more chins than a Chinese phone book. Every single person in every family they showed was obese. (And I don't mean by 10 lbs. or so; I mean like 30-50 lbs. overweight.)

I pointed out to the webmaster that their plaintive pleas to help "feed the hungry" would be a lot more effective if those they had helped didn't look like Jenny Craig "before" pictures.

Their response? They removed all of the photos, but left the plaintive stories of the assorted porkers' struggles with hunger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:13 PM (SRKgf)

358 Mandatory visits to a dialysis facility, starting in high school would cure the obesity epidemic.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)

359 Pitch away from Sonny Gray.

2-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:13 PM (Ckg4U)

360 I love veggies and fruit but I have to be real careful with fruit because of all the fructose. Sugar and other sweeteners do not go well with my system. Its not diabetes its... "something wrong but we don't know what it is" again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)

361 354 One on, two out, Top 1st, Carlos Correa at bat.

1-1 Count, runner on first.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:13 PM (Ckg4U)


Ah, beat you to it: I'm watching it live, so there's no need to screw up time-shifting with OT updates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (SRKgf)

362 *fouled back*

2-2

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (Ckg4U)

363 I got yer diet right here, Horde:

http://tinyurl.com/y9y4wm38

You're welcome. *skips merrily away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2017 05:07 PM (PY9jH)
..............

Thanks Jane, the comments are hilarious.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (HgMAr)

364 1-1 Count, runner on first.

==

thanks, I do my best ! oh, bayse-ball..never mind

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (QC/4S)

365 The average height of a US woman is 5'4"
The average weight of a US woman is 166 lbs.
That is overweight no matter how you slice it.

The average height of a US man is 5'9-1/2"

Posted by: keena at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (RiTnx)

366
'rather large'

and how large is that?

what happens if I turn off safe search and google
plus size nude

There is nothing that Google doesn't know.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (m9X4Y)

367 198 nothing worse than a hungry pussy

Posted by: Rick in SK
]

8/10. Woulda been funnier with a "Mrs. Slocombe" sock.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (sGtp+)

368 Some esteemed moron posted the other day, and it was stellar:

Feed the homeless to the hungry!

I stole it but can't find right now who posted it.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (14URa)

369 171
Wait, I thought 1 in 6 children in America are struggling with hunger. The Ad Council says so.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Has the Ad Council done a study to see how many of those hungry kids come from homes where their single moms are feeding freeloading boyfriends?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (+lVUW)

370 For a fat girl you don't stretch the straps on that feedbag much at all.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (mcI77)

371 346 Tammy . . . you are such a nurturer. However, I freakin' hate fruit (except for the odd berry in the summer) and veg (although I'm quite fond of brussels sprouts). I'm kind of a meat and carb person. Apples, jeez, you just cracked me up.
Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:11 PM (14URa)



Hops is a vegetable.

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (z/Ubi)

372 "Ah, beat you to it: I'm watching it live, so there's no need to screw up time-shifting with OT updates."
-Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:14 PM (SRKgf)

NICE!!!

You know I worry about you,Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (Ckg4U)

373 it may last for only 8 seconds...but it is the best 8 seconds you'll ever have...

//awkward honeymoon
Posted by: sven10077



Rodeo sex?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (WrQfI)

374 I joined the Army at 6'3"-162#-- left 8 yrs later 6'4"-200#.I'm down to 190# and that's the way the Dr wants it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (6Ll1u)

375 For All It's Faults, There Is No Obesity Epidemic In North Korea

Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (O5Q3r)

376 And what if that apples are in hard cider?

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (z/Ubi)

377 You wouldn't put up with a guy with a big hanging gut and hair on his back. Don't act like you're okay being too heavy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)

I'm guessing they probably wouldn't care about a big gut.

Thor has a big gut and hair on his back. Plenty of hair everywhere, I might add. He's always been hairy.

I'll take his big gut and hairy back all day over some skinny dude.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (kuFbc)

378 For All It's Faults, There Is No Obesity Epidemic In North Korea

There's no food either

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2017 05:16 PM (O2RFr)

379 368 Some esteemed moron posted the other day, and it was stellar:

Feed the homeless to the hungry!

I stole it but can't find right now who posted it.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (14URa)

Might be a riff on an old Billy Connelly joke he told on a talk show years ago that in order to solve the population problem we need to require everyone to eat one person.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2017 05:16 PM (4ErVI)

380 373 Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (WrQfI)

Space Mountain had a sudden drop or something.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:16 PM (SzZnW)

381 Side is retired.

We go to the bottom of the First, Yankees at-bat.

-No Score.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:16 PM (Ckg4U)

382 Now Lena Headey says Weinstein hit on her.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:16 PM (XrCyE)

383 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (aQZsy)

384 Hops is a vegetable.

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (z/Ubi)
See? Got the balanced diet all worked out. At least I am well-hydrated. And, confession time, I actually made it to the ONT last night, still conscious. But I felt it would be churlish of me to post and run.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (14URa)

385 As someone posted above, minorities are generally heavier than whitey. Its not that there are no fat white folks but on average they are less so than hispanics and blacks.

The odd thing is though... in most cultures around the world and in history fat = happy. It meant someone who had all the food they wanted and didn't have to work hard to get it. Which describes America.

And pretty much everywhere in the western world. Germans are tubby, Spaniards, Italians, English, etc. They just keep it to themselves and Americans go around the world in sackcloth and ashes woe is me-ing about how bad we are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (39g3+)

386 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (6Ll1u)

6' 4" and under 200, really?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (kuFbc)

387 These journalists think they made a difference I bet.

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (jHrzU)

388 Now Lena Headey says Weinstein hit on her.

Is there money in it? If so I'm sure he hit on me ...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

389 This is amazing how an institution with no intrinsic value makes a market for itself.

Big corporations decide to take the complaints of SJWs seriously.

But this means that when they miscalculate, they suffer losses due to the investment in the project (such as the cupcake calorie counter).

Therefore, they will be forced to hire experts in SJW thought to review every single project in order to confirm that it is acceptable. They will hire the Newtons, Gödels, Einsteins, Hawkings of SJW science in order to figure out what is and what is not acceptable.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (/qEW2)

390 NICE!!!

You know I worry about you,Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:15 PM (Ckg4U)



Here's an idea: broadcast the play-by-play so I don't have to listen to Joe Buck.

Now THAT would be a public service!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (SRKgf)

391 There Is No Obesity Epidemic In North Korea

No epidemic, but man is that guy fat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:17 PM (XrCyE)

392 rather large'

and how large is that?

+++

Merely enormous

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 17, 2017 05:18 PM (z2W2E)

393 I'll take his big gut and hairy back all day over some skinny dude.

Yeah but you're not a model on TV talking about how hawt you are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:18 PM (39g3+)

394 I told my wife I was going to give something that would go 0-150 in 2 seconds - a bathroom scale.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 05:18 PM (m9Yt9)

395
Wait, I thought 1 in 6 children in America are struggling with hunger. The Ad Council says so.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


They should Discover the Forest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2017 05:18 PM (IqV8l)

396 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:16 PM (Ckg4U)

God bless ya, Slap and thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:18 PM (kuFbc)

397 "Shut up this is some bullshit"

Classic enthymeme. She must have studied argument from the masters.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 05:18 PM (hZ+us)

398 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: The Cupcake at October 17, 2017 05:18 PM (7Z6xF)

399 lol
someone asked me to keep them company today on their walks...my response, "hell no!"

i spend all day outdoors doing stuff around here, and have nature/wildlife all around me. i'd much rather go hunting, fishing or ride a pony in the hills.

best of luck to those who enjoy it though.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 17, 2017 05:19 PM (oYqSO)

400 Lance McCullers Jr. on the mound for the Astros.

Brett Gardner at bat.

*foul back*

0-1

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:19 PM (Ckg4U)

401 Now Lena Headey says Weinstein hit on her.

I have no idea who half these woman are.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2017 05:19 PM (O5Q3r)

402 Heyk, isn't that NYT twat already violating their new social media policy issued yesterday?

That didn't take long ... unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2017 05:19 PM (2dzCY)

403 Yeah but you're not a model on TV talking about how hawt you are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:18 PM (39g3+)

LOL! That is very true.

I still don't think most of them would fuss over a gut.

Lord only know about these youngsters and their hair issues, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (kuFbc)

404 Peaches, anymore encounters with Becky?

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (Enq6K)

405 Gardner retired on a groundout to second. One Down, Bottom First.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (Ckg4U)

406 Variety's big reveal was that brother Bob is also accused of sexual harassment (which appears to be garden variety SH, and not harvey's idea of gardening)?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (tbOMB)

407 I have no idea who half these woman are.

---

That is why I was googling names.
Just don't do it with safe search turned off

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (m9X4Y)

408 >>Now Lena Headey says Weinstein hit on her.

Did he make her turn fat?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (mcI77)

409 399 Posted by: concrete girl at October 17, 2017 05:19 PM (oYqSO)

I average 28750 steps a day at work, that is a 13.6 mile walk 5 days a week.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (SzZnW)

410 Creamed corn is an abomination. It's unnatural.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (3ubcI)

411 Now Lena Headey says Weinstein hit on her.

I have no idea who half these woman are.



That's Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (XrCyE)

412 "I really can't express how much I hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Another gem. This gal must be directly descended from Aristotle or Socrates.
Or maybe both.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 05:21 PM (hZ+us)

413 Giant #1: Why, he's barely enormous!

Giant #2: He's merely huge!

Giant #1: He's no bigger than a house!

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 17, 2017 05:21 PM (z2W2E)

414 My wife is doing keto, so more bacon!

Winning.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (QM5S2)

415 412 Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 05:21 PM (hZ+us)

No only is Idiocracy a documentary, it is the most optimistic case.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (SzZnW)

416 Creamed corn is an abomination. It's unnatural.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (3ubcI)


You just called my great-grandmother an abomination and unnatural by association.

Take it back.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (XrCyE)

417 *Shout-Out to Tammy Al-Thor*

One Down, Bottom First... K

Judge takes The Gavel.

Two Down, Bottom First, 1-1 to Didi Gregorious.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (Ckg4U)

418 The highest honor for these people is victimhood; that's where this hysteria is rooted. That's the one negative to Weinstein being taken down; it's another excuse for some women to start up the victim train

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (VORFh)

419 hey Ace,

There is a new supplement line called GainzZz Rx
that is by a Starting Strength coach, who is also a MD


something to look into

sold at Barbell Medicine or Amazon

Posted by: original jake at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (aQZsy)

420 >>410 Creamed corn is an abomination. It's unnatural.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (3ubcI)

I concur. Not right. Alien even.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (mcI77)

421 "329 Doesn't matter what I look like walking down the street, in my head I've always been 6'2", 220. "

I'm working real hard to get back to that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (k1TUh)

422 osted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:11 PM (14URa)

Beef jerky and beer nutz for you, missy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (kuFbc)

423 "I really can't express how much I hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Whoa, there. Do you really want to deplete the National Exclamation Point Reserve, you selfish cow?

Posted by: pep at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

424 397 "Shut up this is some bullshit"

Classic enthymeme. She must have studied argument from the masters.


Plato the Greek, or Rin Tin Tin, who's more famous to the billion millions?

Posted by: wooga at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (YjLwR)

425 >>>As someone posted above, minorities are generally heavier than whitey. Its not that there are no fat white folks but on average they are less so than hispanics and blacks.

Obesity rates are highest among black and Hispanic women. The men tend to have slightly higher rates than white men but it is the women who are really skewing their total rates.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (iL1/8)

426 What's the requirement for a blue check mark?

Posted by: John Marston at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (SkuXa)

427 Taylor Lorenz once asked me if I knew where the broom was. I said why, are you going somewhere?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (m9Yt9)

428 When did ED go from Erectile Dysfunction to Eating Disorder????

THERE SHOULD BE MEMOS!!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (f8ilN)

429 Fat bottomed girls make the walk go wrong.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (0ogQG)

430 Seriously, if people could see what happens, take a tour they would definitely change their attitude toward food I think.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (QC/4S)

431 Obesity is directly related to a variety of illnesses including heart disease, stroke and diabetes and these worthless imbeciles are on the side of science.
When will it be triggering to tell someone with a visible tumor to go see a doctor?
On the other hand this type of thing coupled with pro sterility policies will see them start dying off.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (7GNTg)

432 Fly-Out to the warning track.

Inning over.

Scoreless after One.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (Ckg4U)

433 I really can't express how much I hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't know maybe 2 more exclamation points would do?

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (2mC6G)

434 It would be a shorter list of women Harvey Weinsten didn't hit on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (iVOAv)

435 382 Now Lena Headey says Weinstein hit on her.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:16 PM (XrCyE)

Isn't she the actress who spent about 2 episodes walking totally naked through the streets while people yelled "SHAME" and threw rotten food on her?

And spent the rest of the series screwing her brother and having babies with him?

If so, I find her complaint somewhat ironic.

Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (hZ+us)

436 >>>You just called my great-grandmother an abomination and unnatural by association.
Take it back.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)<<<

We could carpet bomb North Korea with pallets of that shit and they wouldn't eat it.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (3ubcI)

437 Who gives a fuck what Taylor Lorenz (whoever the fuck that is) thinks about a fucking app!!!!!!??????

Posted by: John Marston at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (SkuXa)

438 Allahpundit have paper asshole.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (Jj+59)

439 411 Now Lena Headey says Weinstein hit on her.

I have no idea who half these woman are.


That's Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (XrCyE)

Shame! Shame! Shame!

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (Q0dwZ)

440 I really can't express how much I hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

----

I really can't express how much I don't care !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (m9X4Y)

441 Thor has a big gut and hair on his back. Plenty of hair everywhere, I might add. He's always been hairy.


Can I meet him and maybe get some pictures?

Posted by: Diane Fossey at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (Mouru)

442 There are skinny diabetics, sure, but majority of people with diabetes are overweight. And it is a slow killer.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)

443 >>> Now Lena Headey says Weinstein hit on her.

HEDLEY!

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (hvf9s)

444 I really can't express how much I hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't think you're even trying. There are 60 more exclamations points you have space for!!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (2mC6G)

445 426 Posted by: John Marston at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (SkuXa)

You need to be "verified", verification consists of some mysterious Jack(ass) Dorsey formulation of "Blogger in Good Standing" using a real name or letterhead.

I got sniffed for it back in 2012, and refused to use my real life credentials.


Ace probably has been too.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (SzZnW)

446 Obesity rates are highest among black and Hispanic women. The men tend to have slightly higher rates than white men but it is the women who are really skewing their total rates.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (iL1/



Not many blacks here in coastal SoCal, but I see Hispanic girls leaving high school and a lot of them are porkers. I mean seriously overweight, e.g., 5'6", 180 lbs., with rolls of belly fat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (SRKgf)

447 Creamed corn is awful, I can't even figure out why it exists. Who came up with that vomit? I mean, seriously. It looks like baby vomit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (39g3+)

448 It's better to have loved a short girl and lost, than never to have loved a tall.

Posted by: chocoholic at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (25+/B)

449 Walking has nothing to do with eating. Why would someone with an eating disorder think anything of it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (/qEW2)

450 Isn't she the actress who spent about 2 episodes walking totally naked
through the streets while people yelled "SHAME" and threw rotten food on
her?


They used a body double with CGI because she was pregnant. She had no problem with the nudity, it was just inconsistent.

Posted by: pep at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

451 I'll not be awake for the second game, Faithful Listeners.

I may start it, but I'll be windswept by sleep before the Third Inning.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (Ckg4U)

452 Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (hZ+

To be fair that was supposedly a body double.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (Q0dwZ)

453 That's Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (XrCyE)

Shame! Shame! Shame!
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (Q0dwZ)



Got rotten fruit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (Mouru)

454 442 There are skinny diabetics, sure, but majority of people with diabetes are overweight. And it is a slow killer.
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)

Type 1 can get anybody.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

455 I have been concerned about "reek shaming" for a long time. It is time to remove all advertising for soaps, shampoos and deodorants. Stink liberation now!

Posted by: scrubjay at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (+Yy6y)

456 What is funny is that if Google showed how many trees you were killing by driving somewhere, these mental midgets would be all for.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (m9Yt9)

457 438 Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at October 17, 2017 05:24 PM (Jj+59)

Tepid Err has been what it is since 2008 when Poppin' Fresh and Idiot Boy decided they were going to be domesticated conservatives, stress on "con."

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (SzZnW)

458 Can I meet him and maybe get some pictures?
Posted by: Diane Fossey at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (Mouru)

No ma'am, he's all mine! Stick with your silverbacks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (kuFbc)

459 Fat bottomed girls make the walk go wrong.

Bump Bump Badabump Ba Dump Bump Bump Badabump...

Posted by: Jimmy Castor at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (O5Q3r)

460 The men tend to have slightly higher rates than white men but it is the women who are really skewing their total rates.

And the men are culturally conditioned to pretend they like an ass the size of a Miata.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

461 there are a whole bunch of folks walking around with eating disordes.

you can see them everyday

just look around
the fatties have an eating disorder and the too skinnies have an eating disorder.


all most all people in Hollywood have an eating disorder


Posted by: original jake at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (aQZsy)

462 Not many blacks here in coastal SoCal, but I see Hispanic girls leaving high school and a lot of them are porkers. I mean seriously overweight, e.g., 5'6", 180 lbs., with rolls of belly fat.

==

Tragedy, really. Does not lead to anything good.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (QC/4S)

463 Creamed corn is awful, I can't even figure out why it exists. Who came up with that vomit? I mean, seriously. It looks like baby vomit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (39g3+)


Agreed

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (M+Lyo)

464 Is the Dodgers v Cubs game already on ?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (6Ll1u)

465 Not many blacks here in coastal SoCal, but I see Hispanic girls leaving high school and a lot of them are porkers. I mean seriously overweight, e.g., 5'6", 180 lbs., with rolls of belly fat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I read somewhere that America has been displaced from the obesity crown.....by Mexico.

Posted by: pep at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (LAe3v)

466 Creamed corn, made with real cream is delicious.

Never settle for a pale imitation.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (m9X4Y)

467 Gray to Yulieski Gurriel...

1-2 pitch fouled off hard.

2-2 count...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (Ckg4U)

468 I never thought I would see the day that a bunch of creamed corn-hating communists would show their faces at the HQ.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (XrCyE)

469 What's the requirement for a blue check mark?

Posted by: John Marston at October 17, 2017 05:23 PM (SkuXa)

You have to blow a Czech.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (O848g)

470 425 Obesity rates are highest among black and Hispanic women.

One in five residents of CA have diabetes.

Researchers from UCLA determined that 55% of California adults have either diabetes or pre-diabetes, a condition in which blood glucose levels are higher than normal

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (0ogQG)

471 Is there a way of sending donuts, French fries and jeroboams of pop to the Triggleypuffs of the world?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (7GNTg)

472 Tragedy, really. Does not lead to anything good.
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (QC/4S)



Yeah, it is. Seriously overweight at 15 is not going to work out well at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

473 Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (iL1/8)

474 Oh, yeah, this is the perfect thread for a Becky update. While the plumber was out at Lowe's earlier, she came INTO my open garage and KNOCKED on my door. I was all, who is it?? Thinking I should probably grab fluffy. It was her. She's being all nice, asked me if I'd been to the Hot Cakes or whatever up the street. Finally works her way around to suggesting we go up there for breakfast or lunch. Oh, hell, no. I said it would be weeks before I could think of doing anything but getting settled. And, again, HELL NO. When she walked away, I was all, wow, her ass was literally almost as wide as my Jeep. Hot Cakes be good . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)

475 One down, Todd Frazier with a quality play at third.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (Ckg4U)

476 Fat girls can't run as fast as skinny ones can.

Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 05:29 PM (Sfs6o)

477 474 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)

Oh sweetheart, you have no idea....

two words for you.

Bob Evans

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:29 PM (SzZnW)

478 Bregman to the plate, 1-0 count.

1-1.

Top 2nd, One Down.

1-2 Count.

No Score.

2-2 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:29 PM (Ckg4U)

479 Why would someone with an eating disorder think anything of it?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (/qEW2)

Pretty sure she means means anorexics and bulimics who could in fact get triggered by the calorie counting numbers.

They go into therapy in part to learn how to avoid doing stuff like that compulsively. She's saying they should at least have a way to turn it off.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:29 PM (kuFbc)

480 What's the requirement for a blue check mark?

Oh, you have to pass the very stringent Twitter account test.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2017 05:30 PM (O5Q3r)

481 Mean Girls, and Heathers... more popcorn.
People have a right to be fat, or not, it's nobody's business...
We have forgotten that little bit about " nobody's business"...Progressively...

Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2017 05:30 PM (pL6Vz)

482 I'm 6'2 and 200 pounds. That puts me on the low end of the Obese scale
on the BMI. I am in no conceivable way obese. Imagine what the Rock ends
up at.
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95%+ of the NBA tests as 'obese' by whatever idiot metric BMI uses. Think Clydesdales vs Arabians. Can you imagine starving some poor horsie to get to the proper weight? The whole thing is nonsense squared. I used to figure 5 ft, 100, 6 ft 200.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2017 05:30 PM (MIKMs)

483 "Suburban lifestyle" - driving everywhere contributes. Need equipment and club membership to counterbalance the food consumption to lose any weight. Plus, a lot of food is crap - salt, high fructose sugar.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:30 PM (QC/4S)

484 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)

Who is Becky? Your neighbor who is trying to be friendly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 05:30 PM (iVOAv)

485 Roller... *foul*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (Ckg4U)

486 >>> Fat girls can't run as fast as skinny ones can.
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2017 05:29 PM (Sfs6o)

Thank goodness!

Posted by: Bears at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (hvf9s)

487 474 Oh, yeah, this is the perfect thread for a Becky update. While the plumber was out at Lowe's earlier, she came INTO my open garage and KNOCKED on my door. I was all, who is it?? Thinking I should probably grab fluffy. It was her. She's being all nice, asked me if I'd been to the Hot Cakes or whatever up the street. Finally works her way around to suggesting we go up there for breakfast or lunch. Oh, hell, no. I said it would be weeks before I could think of doing anything but getting settled. And, again, HELL NO. When she walked away, I was all, wow, her ass was literally almost as wide as my Jeep. Hot Cakes be good . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)


Oh c'mon...go! Think of the stories you could bring back and tell us!

BTW...why'd you need a plumber?

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (Enq6K)

488 >>476 Fat girls can't run as fast as skinny ones can.

They trundle. Like a herd of Bison walking.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (mcI77)

489 Tragedy, really. Does not lead to anything good.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (QC/4S)

Makes them go funny in the head, and steal MAGA hats off skinny guys' heads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (O848g)

490 I read somewhere that America has been displaced from the obesity crown.....by Mexico.
Posted by: pep at October 17, 2017 05:27 PM (LAe3v)



I saw that, too, and initially questioned it. But on checking out the local Hispanic women, I believe it, if they're in any way representative of Mexico as well. Hispanic men here are generally not overweight, but of course most of them are doing heavy manual labor, and so burning off the calories.

Presumably mamacita is cooking for Miguel, who needs the calories, but then matching him bite for bite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (SRKgf)

491 Still 2-2 count to Alex Bregman.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (Ckg4U)

492 I would think Erectile Disfunction makes it easier to walk, then the reverse.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (2mC6G)

493 Oh sweetheart, you have no idea....

two words for you.

Bob Evans


Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:29 PM (SzZnW)
Ima just tell her I have an eating disorder and I don't appreciate her insensitivity. What say you, fellow flyover people? I do NOT want instant "friendship" with anyone. Specially someone who lives on the other side of my wall.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (14URa)

494 Creamed corn makes me think of Twin Peaks. Yeah, I'm weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

495 I read somewhere that America has been displaced from the obesity crown.....by Mexico.

America was never first anyway, it was like 5th after Qatar, Samoa, places like that. And that's only because the USA keeps tight public records and overestimates the obesity problem with BMI crap. Real numbers it would be even lower.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)

496 Nood MeAgain

Posted by: pep at October 17, 2017 05:32 PM (LAe3v)

497 Count is Full.

Scoreless, Top 2nd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:32 PM (Ckg4U)

498 >>> Fat girls can't run as fast as skinny ones can

Yeah but they are harder to undress.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 17, 2017 05:32 PM (iL1/8)

499 Makes them go funny in the head, and steal MAGA hats off skinny guys' heads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

LOL, that was a skinny dude, I think

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (QC/4S)

500 95%+ of the NBA tests as 'obese' by whatever idiot metric BMI uses. Think Clydesdales vs Arabians. Can you imagine starving some poor horsie to get to the proper weight? The whole thing is nonsense squared. I used to figure 5 ft, 100, 6 ft 200.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2017 05:30 PM (MIKMs)


Practically everybody in MLB is obese by that idiotic BMI standard. At 6'1" BMI considers you overweight if you weight 190. WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (SRKgf)

501 What say you, fellow flyover people? I do NOT want instant "friendship" with anyone.

Hell, I barely tolerate you guys. Including Fenelon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (XrCyE)

502 Creamed corn was invented by a nanny who was changing diapers and thought: "Mmm. Nice color. Nice texture. Makes me hungry for some baby shit yellow pre-digested corn. In a can."

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (HgMAr)

503
When I had a girlfriend, she was the one that would point out other girls. "Look, isn't she pretty?"

Me: "Yep." (goes back to doing what I was doing. She was pretty, but my sweetheart was prettier.)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)








The flip side of that......

*pretty woman walks by, while Cur is sitting on a bench with his girlfriend at the mall. Cur makes a concerted effort not to look, trying to do the gentleman thing*

"You were looking, weren't you?"
"Looking at what?"
"At the pretty girl."
"Nope, wasn't looking."
"Yes you were."
"No, I wasn't."
"Yes you were."
.
.
.
.
*5 minutes of repeating the last two lines*

"Okay, if it'll get you to drop the subject, I admit it. I was looking."
"YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU LOOK?!?!?!?!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (eXA4G)

504 I'd kill for a can of creamed corn.

Posted by: Venezuelan at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (mcI77)

505 Who is Becky? Your neighbor who is trying to be friendly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 05:30 PM (iVOAv)
This is my third encounter with her. First two (including the one 5 minutes after I arrived) were mostly fault-finding. I am fine with "friendly." I take a long damn look before I do "friends."

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (14URa)

506 454 442 There are skinny diabetics, sure, but majority of people with diabetes are overweight. And it is a slow killer.
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)

Type 1 can get anybody.
Posted by: Insomniac - Redneck Death Squad Ninja at October 17, 2017 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

You have more of a chance of getting diabetes while being fat, than you do of getting cancer from smoking...

ergo, we should get rid of all food ads, and farmers should now be forced to give money for anti eating ads.

For the children... of course...

/s (for those who sarcometers are out of calibrtation

Posted by: Don Q. at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (NgKpN)

507 Creamed corn makes me think of Twin Peaks
-----------------

You want to do what to me!?

Posted by: SE Cupp at October 17, 2017 05:33 PM (SkuXa)

508 It puts the lotion on its skin. Hey! A little bit will do ya! I don't have cases of this crap!

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at October 17, 2017 05:34 PM (DIosY)

509 329 Doesn't matter what I look like walking down the street, in my head I've always been 6'2", 220. "

I'm working real hard to get back to that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2017 05:22 PM (k1TUh)

I'm not, but gonna have to once the CenTexMoMee is out of the way.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 17, 2017 05:34 PM (D2vc1)

510 493 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (14URa)

Peaches, in Indiana and Ohio you go out of your way to be as kind as possible to your neighbors...period end.

Explain to her you are a coastie and need to get used to the area....

Trust me I get that you are spooked by it, sooner or later they will probably offer to mow your yard or something.

I won a "polite off" it is kind of like a Canadian Dance Off in Lethbridge Alberta last year.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:34 PM (SzZnW)

511 Presumably mamacita is cooking for Miguel, who needs the calories, but then matching him bite for bite.

Its partly that, partly the diet (beans and beans and lard and beans and tortillas and lard and beans), and partly genetics. They go from hawt latina to potato like overnight. It doesn't have to happen, but that's the tendency. I think its the Indian side of their heritage, where storing food was a matter of making it through the winter. Native Americans tend to be pretty chubby if they aren't out active and starving because of a stone age lifestyle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2017 05:34 PM (39g3+)

512 she came INTO my open garage


Oh lord, child.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 05:34 PM (kuFbc)

513 Good God Google! Think of all the broken toes.

Posted by: x at October 17, 2017 05:35 PM (nFwvY)

514 Carlos Beltran with a hit to the Right-Field corner for a Double.

Top 2nd, Two Down

Scoreless.

1-0 To Marwin Gonzalez.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:35 PM (Ckg4U)

515 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (14URa)

Well you could tell her that her a** is almost wide as your jeep and to leave you the hell alone. That would probably get rid of her.

or you could say "I really need to settle in here and don't want to go out for while. I just need my privacy. "

I think perhaps depending on the area people are more welcoming of neighbors than other people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2017 05:35 PM (iVOAv)

516
Creamed corn on the dinner plate = awful.

Vintage Albanian creamed corn midget wrestling pron videos = bliss

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2017 05:36 PM (eXA4G)

517 Bing also has a maps service. Hopefully this will convince the SJWs to migrate there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2017 05:36 PM (/qEW2)

518 creamed corn? BACON!

https://www.spendwithpennies.com/
slow-cooker-recipe-bacon-corn-chowder/

Posted by: chocoholic at October 17, 2017 05:36 PM (25+/B)

519 Trust me I get that you are spooked by it, sooner or later they will probably offer to mow your yard or something.


Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:34 PM (SzZnW)
It's a condo. I got a guy for that. She's trying to be nice, I get that. And I will be nice back. Just don't want to rush into a "besties" situation with someone I cannot ever get away from.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:36 PM (14URa)

520 Sorry, no such thing as healthy at any weight, dearie. Obesity is tied to several health issues. I've been reliably informed that health care is a universal human right and public responsibility, so knowingly imposing your considerable bulk on the public health care system is quite literally outright and blatant theft from Our Benefactors and tubbies are therefore wreckers and kulaks. Clearly, any patriotic citizen should report evidence or even suspicion of grousing about this map feature, so that the criminal deviants can be properly imprisoned for their crimes against the benevolent and caring State. Quod erat demonfuckinstrandum.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2017 05:36 PM (y87Qq)

521 NOOD THREAD

Baseball will be Kept Down Here.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:36 PM (Ckg4U)

522 41 Pitches through two innings.

Sonny Gray is okay.

We're through Two.

No Score.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:37 PM (Ckg4U)

523 16 What I don't get is we're so much more health conscious than we were 30+ years ago, but we just keep getting fatter.

---------------------------

The food pyramid came out. They told everyone to eat more carbs and less fat.

They demonized butter, eggs and bacon, and meat. They pushed processed carbs.

Fats are high in calories but also high in satiation. So you eat less in the long run and don't get the insulin resistance that comes with processed carbs.



Posted by: All That Glitters at October 17, 2017 05:38 PM (sczG0)

524 519 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:36 PM (14URa)

Yup, like I said I get it.

Just warning you what "normal" is in the area.

Every region is different, but in the end we are all human or "inhuman" in my case.

Tell her you are settling in and you'll get space.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:38 PM (SzZnW)

525 Peaches,

in the mid west, people don't knock at the front door and leave packages. They come in the back door and leave presents on your kitchen table.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 05:40 PM (m9X4Y)

526 Lance McCullers Jr. has looked good through two.

1-2 Count to Gary Sanchez.

Bottom Second, One Out after Sanchez flies out to shallow-right.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:41 PM (Ckg4U)

527 525 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 17, 2017 05:40 PM (m9X4Y)

If you are close enough certainly.

My neighbor and I were like that in Indiana....

in Louisiana unless you were "oath" family it'd get you shot.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:41 PM (SzZnW)

528 Tell her you are settling in and you'll get space.


Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:38 PM (SzZnW)
That's where I went with her. She was okay about it. I was just shocked that she wasn't coming to complain about something I might do. She's okay. I'm just kind of a loner. And, even though this is not a retirement community, they're mostly geezers that I've seen, even if they're younger than I am. I'm not a koffee-klatcher. I don't want to be the mean girl, I just want to keep to myself. If that offends someone, tough shit.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:41 PM (14URa)

529 Ole Taylor is trying to do some serious virtue signaling.

What's sad is that term is now in my vocabulary. Ugh.

Posted by: golfman at October 17, 2017 05:41 PM (48QDY)

530 When my son and his fiance, who is a Cali girl, moved here about a year and a half ago, all she kept saying was "Everyone is so nice in the midwest!" She really couldn't get over it.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 05:41 PM (Enq6K)

531 Greg Bird to the plate. 1-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:42 PM (Ckg4U)

532 1-2 Count, Bottom 2nd, Nobody Out.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:42 PM (Ckg4U)

533 K

Two down.

The Downward Spiral on McCullers' breaking ball is magic.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:44 PM (Ckg4U)

534 I cannot believe that the ballgame isn't on an available channel. I mean, it's a league championship, right? Friend of mine - in NY, for crissakes - mentioned that last night. It was on tape delay for him. IN NY!

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:44 PM (14URa)

535 Intelligence = Knowing something * feelings about it.

Posted by: inflammable at October 17, 2017 05:44 PM (aJ1YF)

536 I know a big fat lady who will drive around the parking lot for 20 minutes until a spot opens up instead of walking an extra 50 yards.

======

Fuck you.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 17, 2017 05:45 PM (nILVB)

537 Groundout to Carlos Correia for the third Out.

We go to the Third, Scoreless.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:45 PM (Ckg4U)

538 If I see that there's nobody else watching, you can call me Peaches. I'll broadcast the damn thing to you... LOL.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:47 PM (Ckg4U)

539 Oh, wait, I just hit on a solution. I will tell her I don't eat breakfast or lunch (truth) but maybe we can grab a drink sometime. There are three (srsly) bars within about a 7 minute walk.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:47 PM (14URa)

540 Trying to figure out how this app was going to make Google money. Is the idea to compete with Fit-bit or Garmin?

Would Google be selling something like the walking info?

Posted by: Big V at October 17, 2017 05:47 PM (MVE/7)

541 >>> Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 05:31 PM (14URa)

Never lived in your new region, but it sounds similar to mine. It was a weird transition to move to a state where everyone is super friendly and huggy. I've adjusted but yeah it takes getting used to. Tell her thanks for the offer and you would like to some time once you get more settled in. Hopefully she will understand.

Hope the good walls makes good neighbors thing works out!

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 05:48 PM (hvf9s)

542 0-2 pitch to McCann, Top 3rd...

Hit By Pitch.

At least you know that the C/DH isn't going to steal a base.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:48 PM (Ckg4U)

543 Peaches that sounds like a good plan! A drink is a great solution.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2017 05:49 PM (hvf9s)

544 How many calories does Google say you burn when you build shelving?

Posted by: marky at October 17, 2017 05:49 PM (yEAdf)

545 1-0 to Springer...

Groundout to third.

One Down, Top 3rd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:49 PM (Ckg4U)

546 0-1 to Reddick, One on, One Down.

1-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:50 PM (Ckg4U)

547 1-6-3 Double Play.

No Score.

We go to the Bottom of the 3rd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:51 PM (Ckg4U)

548 Would Google be selling something like the walking info?
Posted by: Big V at October 17, 2017 05:47 PM (MVE/7)


They already do. The intention was probably to drive people to use the map feature (this is an addition to the ordinary maps, not a new standalone function) to map their walks instead of just walking them so they can track their calories and Google can build more route data to sell. Adding the calorie counter was probably trivial since Google already knows the distances and elevations.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2017 05:51 PM (y87Qq)

549 When my son and his fiance, who is a Cali girl,



I first read that as "Call girl", and was expecting a juicy story to follow.

But, sadly, I was mistaken.


Unless, she is a Cali call girl...

then game on!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2017 05:52 PM (NyJwR)

550
544 How many calories does Google say you burn when you build shelving?
Posted by: marky at October 17, 2017 05:49 PM (yEAdf)


How many calories are burned when you dig out from beneath collapsed shelving?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2017 05:53 PM (pNxlR)

551 >>>I average 28750 steps a day at work, that is a 13.6 mile walk 5 days a week.
Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2017 05:20 PM (SzZnW)

wow...where do you work?...the pentagon?

Posted by: concrete girl at October 17, 2017 05:53 PM (oYqSO)

552 The UK's NHS is fat-shaming, big time. I saw this headline earlier today: "NHS provokes fury with indefinite surgery ban for smokers and obese"

These socialists can never agree on what the message is.

Posted by: tomg at October 17, 2017 05:53 PM (k0PiA)

553 0-1 to Aaron Hicks.

1-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:55 PM (Ckg4U)

554 2-1 Count from McCullers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:55 PM (Ckg4U)

555 3-1 Count, No Score, Bottom 3rd.

Ground ball to second, One Down.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:56 PM (Ckg4U)

556 1-1 to Todd Frazier.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:57 PM (Ckg4U)

557 2-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:57 PM (Ckg4U)

558 two-and-two and On The Corner from McCullers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:57 PM (Ckg4U)

559 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:56 PM (Ckg4U)

That's a lot of typing, Slapster.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2017 05:58 PM (cHbmY)

560 "410 Creamed corn is an abomination. It's unnatural."

Oh, it's not too bad.

Posted by: Hominy at October 17, 2017 05:58 PM (398bZ)

561 First baserunner of the game for New York.

Flare into right.

One On, One Down, Bottom 3rd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 05:59 PM (Ckg4U)

562 0-1 to Kevin Romine...

Bregman goes to for for the only out he could get.

Two Down, runner on 2B, Bret Gardner at the plate.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:00 PM (Ckg4U)

563 1-0 Count, Bottom 3rd.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:01 PM (Ckg4U)

564 I am here with you Slappy; may not comemnt much, but thanks for all you do.

Also, don't feel compelled to keep it up if you get tired.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:01 PM (kuFbc)

565 1-2 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:02 PM (Ckg4U)

566 Also, don't feel compelled to keep it up if you get tired.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:01 PM (kuFbc)
Slap ain't noways tahred, Miss Tammy. You know his co-pilot.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:03 PM (14URa)

567 Gardner to Altuve... tossed to First for the Out.

We go to the Top 4th.

Scoreless Game.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:03 PM (Ckg4U)

568 His Holy Co-Pilot ain't helping him type, though!

Shame on me, perhaps He is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:04 PM (kuFbc)

569 *Snack Break*

We'll be right back after these Messages...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:05 PM (Ckg4U)

570 Pardon my absence...

Altuve goes down on strikes...

One Down, Top 4th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:09 PM (Ckg4U)

571 No pardon necessary, dearest sir.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:10 PM (kuFbc)

572 Starling Castro with an Error at Short.

Runner on first, Top 4th.

No Score.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:10 PM (Ckg4U)

573 My new anthem. Can't play it loud enough!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1GZzucDMlQ

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:10 PM (14URa)

574 1-1 Count to Alex Bregman from Sonny Gray.

1-2, One Down, Top 4th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:11 PM (Ckg4U)

575 Wild Pitch... runner advances.

Yulieski Gurriel strikes out on a splitter.

Two Down, Runner on 2B, Two out.

1-0 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:13 PM (Ckg4U)

576 2-0 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:13 PM (Ckg4U)

577 That's a good one, Peaches, even if he is an asshole.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:13 PM (kuFbc)

578 Alex Bregman of HOU at the plate...

3-0 count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:13 PM (Ckg4U)

579 Soft fly to Judge in Right.

No score as we go to the Bottom of the 4th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:15 PM (Ckg4U)

580 "My new anthem. Can't play it loud enough!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1GZzucDMlQ
"
-Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:10 PM (14URa)

I am JAMMING this right now!

...and now you've delayed me from, (not really), running downstairs for another beer!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:18 PM (Ckg4U)

581 577
That's a good one, Peaches, even if he is an asshole.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:13 PM (kuFbc)
Yeah, that's the thing. You really only need to be good at ONE thing in this life and he nailed it. He can be all the asshole he wants. I have loved that song since the first time I heard it and I hope it's the last thing I hear before I die.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:19 PM (14URa)

582 ...and now you've delayed me from, (not really), running downstairs for another beer!




Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Lemme fetch you a beer, Slap. You want I should make you a sammie while I'm down there or you in a hurry for the beer?

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:19 PM (14URa)

583 First walk of the game from McCullers.

Judge goes to first, Nobody out, Bottom 4th.

This leads to a run more often than not.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:20 PM (Ckg4U)

584 *HAH*!

You need to offer me nothing! As I do this for free.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:21 PM (Ckg4U)

585 2-2 to the Hero from the Cleveland Series, Didi Gregorious and he hits a can of corn to Centerfield... caught.

One Down, runner on first, Bottom 4th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:23 PM (Ckg4U)

586 Two down... replay.

Fuck "Replay".

BRB...

Beer run to the Beer Fridge.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)

587 Beer run to the Beer Fridge.


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)






















Careful you don't bust a toe, now. Stairs are dangerous!

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:25 PM (14URa)

588 Crap. Pixie still having sport with me.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:26 PM (14URa)

589 I dunno Peaches; surely between the two of us we could think of some way to thank him....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:27 PM (kuFbc)

590 You missed a double replay Slap. Judge ruled safe at first but he forgot to touch second on his way back to first.

Astros wait until batter gets in to bat and throw the ball to second. Judge out at second.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 06:29 PM (Enq6K)

591 589
I dunno Peaches; surely between the two of us we could think of some way to thank him....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:27 PM (kuFbc)
Maybe a nice rice dish . . . okay, now I'm cracking myself up. Not likely to get better. Contemplating one more can o' beer. Because, why not?

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:29 PM (14URa)

592 Actually, I guess it wasn't a double replay...although it looked like it was going to be. Astros saved their challenge and threw Judge out at second.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 06:30 PM (Enq6K)

593 He didn't miss it, Tami; he's having a "wtf was that" moment!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:30 PM (kuFbc)

594 I don't wear heels, nor do I have "agents" that lie for me.

If I bust a toe, I'll tell you how stupid I've been.

We are through Four. No Score. And Seven Years ago Today I started listening to A Great Country Tune Upon this Earth.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:30 PM (Ckg4U)

595 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:29 PM (14URa)

Just one more girl?! It's only 530, ffs!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:31 PM (kuFbc)

596 593 He didn't miss it, Tami; he's having a "wtf was that" moment!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:30 PM (kuFbc)

As were the Yankee fans.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)

597 And god damn it, Peaches, rice IS a carb, ya know.

You haven't had any rice dish I made.

I am good with the rice, I swear.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:33 PM (kuFbc)

598 Just one more girl?! It's only 530, ffs!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:31 PM (kuFbc)
6:30 here. Bedtime creepin' up on me. Sun settin' over the pond. Fish risin'. I swear, you guys, this is pretty darn close to heaven.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)

599 Seven Years ago Today I started listening to A Great Country Tune Upon this Earth.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:30 PM (Ckg4U)


Oh, do tell, Slappy!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:34 PM (kuFbc)

600 I enjoy both dry rice and domestic sauces.

Neither of which I require for "Thanks".

We'll simply go on with the game.

Two outs, Top 5th, Gray still on, McCann batting.

1-1 Count. Nobody On

No Score.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:34 PM (Ckg4U)

601 As were the Yankee fans.
Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)


Which makes it all the sweeter, yes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:34 PM (kuFbc)

602 Which makes it all the sweeter, yes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:34 PM (kuFbc)


In.Deed!

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)

603 One Hit apiece, Through Five.

Quality duel, as McCullers has matched Sonny Gray Pitch-for-Pitch

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:36 PM (Ckg4U)

604 Bird, Castro and Hicks due up in the Bottom of the 6th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:38 PM (Ckg4U)

605 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)

So freakin' happy for you, sweetheart.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:38 PM (kuFbc)

606 1-1 Count to Bird.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:38 PM (Ckg4U)

607 1-2 count on a quality sinker.

Pitch in the dirt. 2-2.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

608 3-2 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

609 89 MPH slider inside that Bird gets to.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:40 PM (Ckg4U)

610 Another one that he goes to his knee to get to and foul off.

Bird walks... Ball outside.

One On, None Out, Bottom 5th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

611 It's like I"m there, Slap!

With no purple ribbon horsepucky!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:43 PM (kuFbc)

612 1-1 Count to Starlin Castro.

95MPH fastball inside for the 6-4-3 Double Play.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)

613 This is a GAME, dammit! Can't believe I can't watch it but the Slap/Tammy play-by-play is riveting!

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 06:44 PM (14URa)

614 Two down, 1-1 count to Aaron Hicks in the dirt.

2-1 Count.

2-2 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:44 PM (Ckg4U)

615 Hicks grounds out left-side to Correia.

End of Inning.

Scoreless tie stands through the Top of the 6th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:46 PM (Ckg4U)

616 I refute my offer to do personal Play-by-Play.

This is Free for all Horde Members. Others will be charged, retroactively, through the Slapweasel payment system.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)

617 3-0 Count to George Springer from Sommy Gray.

Four Pitch walk.

...*close pitch* on Ball Four.

Top Six, One On, None Down.

Robertson Warming-Up for New York.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:50 PM (Ckg4U)

618 Meeting at the Mound.

Which was what I used to call *something else* during the Eighties...

2-0 to Reddick.

OOOH!

Could have been called a strike.

2-1 Count...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

619 Catcher Interference puts Reddick on First.

...just a tick of the glove.

*wow*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:53 PM (Ckg4U)

620 Something else, slappy bringing the sessy humor!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:54 PM (kuFbc)

621 They're going crazy with catcher's interference of late.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 06:54 PM (kuFbc)

622 Runners on 1st and 2nd, Nobody Out, Top of the 6th.

If Sonny Gray is On The Hook for this loss?

That would be unfortunate for the game he has pitched.

Robertson will be on.

We'll be right back after These Messages...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:56 PM (Ckg4U)

623 Runners on First and Second, good speed from both. One of the best hitters in all of MLB at the plate.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:58 PM (Ckg4U)

624 3-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:59 PM (Ckg4U)

625 3-2, fouled back.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 06:59 PM (Ckg4U)

626 Runners did not go, chopper foul left side.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:00 PM (Ckg4U)

627 Dang it, gotta go feed my man, bbiaf.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 07:01 PM (kuFbc)

628 Had to throw him a breaking ball and it was low.

Bases Loaded.

Nobody out.

Carlos Correa at the plate.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:02 PM (Ckg4U)

629 1-1 Count.

Nice curve.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:03 PM (Ckg4U)

630 fastball for 1-2 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:03 PM (Ckg4U)

631 Meeting at the mound...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:04 PM (Ckg4U)

632 No Score, Top 6th.

Bases Loaded Robertson to Correa...

Strikeout!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:05 PM (Ckg4U)

633 Ball One to Gurriel.

Bases Still Loaded.

1-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:06 PM (Ckg4U)

634 Bases Still Loaded.

1-1 Count.


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Dang. CBS coulda made back their whole 5 percent by airing this game tonight.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 07:08 PM (14URa)

635 Slap musta gone peepee.


3-0 Astros

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 07:09 PM (Enq6K)

636 DOWN THE LINE...

3-0 Score as the bases are cleared down the Left-Field Line!

Two Outs as the base running leads to Gurriel's out.

Inning Over.

HOU 3 NYY 0

Going to the Bottom 6th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:09 PM (Ckg4U)

637 3-0 Astros

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 07:09 PM (Enq6K)

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 07:10 PM (14URa)

638 2-1 to Todd Frasier, Bottom 6th.

3-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:13 PM (Ckg4U)

639 Strikeout.

McCullers has been amazing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:14 PM (Ckg4U)

640 Chopper to 3B... two out.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:14 PM (Ckg4U)

641 Bottom 6th, 3-0 Hou @ NYY.

1-1 Count to Gardner.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)

642 2-2 Count to Gardner.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:17 PM (Ckg4U)

643 Right-Side grounder to Altuve....

We're through Six Innings.

3-0 Astros.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:18 PM (Ckg4U)

644 For anyone "praising" my play-by-play?

I'm just a guy with a keyboard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:19 PM (Ckg4U)

645 I want to keep it out of the "Current Feed" for several reasons.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:20 PM (Ckg4U)

646 Green on for the Yankees and strikes out Beltran for One Down in the Top 7th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:22 PM (Ckg4U)

647 1-0 Count to Gonzalez of Houston.

....now 2-0.

2-1 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:22 PM (Ckg4U)

648 3-1 to Marwin Gonzalez.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:23 PM (Ckg4U)

649 One Down, Runner on 2B, Top 7th, McCann coming to bat.

1-0 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:25 PM (Ckg4U)

650 Woohooooo, go 'stros!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 07:25 PM (kuFbc)

651 I'm just a guy with a keyboard.


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:19 PM (Ckg4U)
But you're OUR guy with a keyboard. And a blessing to us all. So, don't sell yourself short. :-) Need a beer, sammie? You just let me know, kemosabe.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 07:27 PM (14URa)

652 Error Castro.

Where have I heard that before?

4-0 Score Astros.

Top 7th, One Down, Runner on first on a big Error.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:27 PM (Ckg4U)

653 Castro falls on his ass....4-0 Houston

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 07:27 PM (Enq6K)

654 2-2 to George Springer.

5-4-3 Double-Play.

End of Inning.

Four-Zip Houston Middle 7th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:29 PM (Ckg4U)

655 -Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 07:27 PM (14URa)

I'm arright, Darlin'!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:30 PM (Ckg4U)

656 Sounds like this is over and the Astros are going to the show. Because, Mariano Rivera retired.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 07:33 PM (14URa)

657 HOU: Four Runs on Three Hits, No Errors.

NYY: No Runs on One Hit, Three Errors.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:33 PM (Ckg4U)

658 Bottom 7th...

Judge just KILLS a pitch. I didn't see what it was, but he OWNED it.

Straight-Away, Centerfield.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:35 PM (Ckg4U)

659 4-1 Astros.

McCullers removed.... LOL.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

660 Cliff Devenski comes on for Houston and he is nasty.

...and Didi Gregorious slaps him for a triple.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:39 PM (Ckg4U)

661 Pardon me. "Gregorius".

4-2 Houston, bottom 7th.

Greg Bird to the plate.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:42 PM (Ckg4U)

662 Judge trying to make up for his dumbassery earlier.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 07:43 PM (kuFbc)

663 Crap

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 07:43 PM (kuFbc)

664 2-2 Pitch from Devenski.

Full Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:44 PM (Ckg4U)

665 Ball Four.

Devenski is done

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:45 PM (Ckg4U)

666 Houston "K-Master" takes a seat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:46 PM (Ckg4U)

667 Paul Musgrove comes on against Starlin castro.

One On, One Out.

4-2 Houston.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:48 PM (Ckg4U)

668 1-1 Count

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:49 PM (Ckg4U)

669 Bregman gets Castro with All-Arm stuff.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (Ckg4U)

670 Two Down, Bottom 7th.

Todd Frazier coming to the plate.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:50 PM (Ckg4U)

671 0-1.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:51 PM (Ckg4U)

672 My bad... that was Hicks.

Fly-Ball to right.

-End of inning.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (Ckg4U)

673 Nice!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 07:52 PM (kuFbc)

674 Reddick, Altuve and Correa due up...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:53 PM (Ckg4U)

675 Still 4-2 Houston over New York.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:54 PM (Ckg4U)

676 Chad Green still on the mound for New York.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:55 PM (Ckg4U)

677 Top 8th, 1 Out, 4-2 HOU over NYY.

Two Out.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:56 PM (Ckg4U)

678 0-2 Count to Carlos Correa.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:57 PM (Ckg4U)

679 *fouled back*

Strikeout Looking

Bottom 8th...

Frazier, Romine and Gardner due.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 07:59 PM (Ckg4U)

680 Is anyone actually watching this thread anymore?

...lol.

I just type shit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:01 PM (Ckg4U)

681 1-1 to frazier.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:01 PM (Ckg4U)

682 2-1 Count to Frazier.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:02 PM (Ckg4U)

683 Is anyone actually watching this thread anymore?

Yup. But, this game is over. Astros are in the WS, from the end of the 6th. I could be wrong. Happens but not often.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 08:02 PM (14URa)

684 Leadoff Single to left from Frazier.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:02 PM (Ckg4U)

685 1-0 Count to Chase Headley.

2-0 to Headley.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:04 PM (Ckg4U)

686 Runner on First, 2-2 Count to Headley.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:05 PM (Ckg4U)

687 Well dang it anyway!

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:07 PM (Enq6K)

688 GAPPER!

Runners at Second and Third!

Bottom 8th.

Nobody Out!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:07 PM (Ckg4U)

689 There was no Musgrove Love.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:08 PM (Ckg4U)

690 Peaches,I think they have to win one more,this is only Game 4, 7 games series.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (kuFbc)

691 "Yup. But, this game is over. Astros are in the WS, from the end of the 6th. I could be wrong. Happens but not often."
-Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 08:02 PM (14URa)

Perhaps "Not Often" includes tonight.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

692 I'm here Slappy, just don't wanna jinx it.

May be too late.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:11 PM (kuFbc)

693 THIS--->>>>

Mediocre intellects sometimes long to be considered great intellects. We have an entire pseudopolitics which teaches the mediocre they can become smarter if they just become neurotically hysterical about every damn thing.

It's an easy way into the intellectual elite -- just become a basket-case who cries over nothing at all and you're in the #SmartSet.

Progressive culture is valorizing lunacy, and little wonder we get more lunacy in a system rigged to bestow social capital to lunatics.


Posted by: Sefton at October 17, 2017 08:11 PM (wi0rD)

694 1-2 Giles to gardner.

Runners on 2nd and 3rd.

Ground-Ball Right-Hand Side.

"Productive Out".

A run scores.

4-3 HOU.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (Ckg4U)

695 690 Peaches,I think they have to win one more,this is only Game 4, 7 games series.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:10 PM (kuFbc)

5 game series I believe. WS is 7 games.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:13 PM (Enq6K)

696 1-1 Count to Judge from Aaron Giles.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (Ckg4U)

697 Okay, well, I repeat Go, 'stros!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:14 PM (kuFbc)

698 2-2 Count to Aaron Judge.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:15 PM (Ckg4U)

699 Tie Game.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (Ckg4U)

700 Didn't the fan touch that ball?!

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (Enq6K)

701 Off the wall to Left and it was almost driven out of the park.


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (Ckg4U)

702 WTF!? They're doing nothing about the fan touching the ball?!!!

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (Enq6K)

703
"Didn't the fan touch that ball?!"
-Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:16 PM (Enq6K)

Still would have been a double without that shitbag.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (Ckg4U)

704 I knew it. Fucking jinxed it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (kuFbc)

705 Still would have been a double without that shitbag.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:18 PM (Ckg4U)


It changed the path of the ball. Instead of bouncing off the wall and being easier for the fielder to get, it went straight down the wall.

That's BS.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)

706 First and Third, One Out, Bottom 8th.

4-4 Score.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (Ckg4U)

707 6-4 NYY over HOU.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:21 PM (Ckg4U)

708 Gosh damn it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:22 PM (kuFbc)

709 "It changed the path of the ball. Instead of
bouncing off the wall and being easier for the fielder to get, it went
straight down the wall.



That's BS.

-Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)

I'm not saying that he shouldn't be executed. I'm merely saying that the result would have been the same.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:23 PM (Ckg4U)

710 Oops

Posted by: Peaches, so wrong, in so many ways at October 17, 2017 08:24 PM (14URa)

711 Maybe not executed.

I'm a merciful woman; I'd settle for the hands being amputated.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:26 PM (kuFbc)

712 Tammy, you're like Mother Teresa that way.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (14URa)

713 Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 08:27 PM (14URa)

Ain't I though?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (kuFbc)

714 That Astros Bullpen has always been a problem.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (Ckg4U)

715 Yeah... I'd be like Early America and hang the guy from a tree.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:31 PM (Ckg4U)

716 So, c'mon baseball fans, is it 5 games or 7? I thought 5 but obviously I'm not batting a thousand today.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 08:31 PM (14URa)

717 Tammy, I was wrong and you were right...it is a 7 game series.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:32 PM (Enq6K)

718 It's 7.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:32 PM (kuFbc)

719 That Astros Bullpen has always been a problem.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:29 PM (Ckg4U)

Stays together long enough to knock the Braves out, then tanks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:33 PM (kuFbc)

720 Force at the plate from Gurriel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:33 PM (Ckg4U)

721 The division should be 3, LCS 5, WS 7.

Stupid to have the LCS be 7, imho.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:34 PM (kuFbc)

722 "Stays together long enough to knock the Braves out, then tanks! "-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:33 PM (kuFbc)
It would have taken tanks to have beaten the Braves in 1995....either that or Umpires with "eyesight".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (Ckg4U)

723 Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2017 08:32 PM (Enq6K)

Ought not to be!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:36 PM (kuFbc)

724 Stupid to have the LCS be 7, imho.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:34 PM (kuFbc)
So right. Should be 5. Pretty soon the WS will be on at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 08:37 PM (14URa)

725 either that or Umpires with "eyesight".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:35 PM (Ckg4U)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:37 PM (kuFbc)

726 Top 9th, 1-2 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:40 PM (Ckg4U)

727 One Out.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:40 PM (Ckg4U)

728 Aroldis Chapman just Took Another Name.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:41 PM (Ckg4U)

729 Alex Bregman 0-2 Count.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:42 PM (Ckg4U)

730 Le Sigh

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:42 PM (kuFbc)

731 Strikeout.

Nobody on, Top 9th, 6-4 Yankees.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:43 PM (Ckg4U)

732 Series Tied at Two Apiece.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 08:44 PM (Ckg4U)

733 Thank you so much for this, Slappy.

Cant tell you how much I appreciated it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 17, 2017 08:57 PM (kuFbc)

734 Thank you, Slap! I'm kind of a Yankee fan but I'd rather you be happy because it's not my heart in it, like it is with you. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at October 17, 2017 09:01 PM (14URa)

735 You're both sweethearts.

...and you're both Very Welcome!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 17, 2017 09:04 PM (Ckg4U)

736 I'Ve been on this Earth since 1960. I don't know that I've ever witnessed this much fagottry before. Retirement equals armament.

Posted by: pendejo at October 17, 2017 09:53 PM (rCeFu)

737 I'Ve been on this Earth since 1960. I don't know that I've ever witnessed this much fagottry before. Retirement equals armament.
-Posted by: pendejo at October 17, 2017 09:53 PM (rCeFu)

Say that again, Coward?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 18, 2017 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)

738 Eating disorder. Didn't we used to call that "fat fuck?"

Posted by: Doug at October 18, 2017 08:08 AM (eM6QK)

739 Jules forced me to watch. LOL, be well.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (yJ1e6)

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