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AP Publishes Recording of Sound Associated with Havana Attacks on Americans

People report hearing an ugly sound and then getting a bunch of ailments, like dizziness.

The AP has a recording of the sound the victims of these mysterious attacks hear.

I listened to it, and felt no problems. But the report notes that audio recording equipment usually only records the span of frequencies the human ear can hear (plus a little bit below and a little bit above). Presumably, most of this sound is in fact inaudible, out of the range of human hearing, and the body feels it and reacts to the parts of the spectrum that can't be heard.

No one knows how they're doing this yet. Or at least our IC says they don't know how this is being accomplished. (Maybe they do, but don't want to give the secret away.)

Posted by: Ace at 03:27 PM




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1 Yoko?

Posted by: Bruce at October 12, 2017 03:28 PM (8ikIW)

2
If Alex Jones said this was going on....

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:29 PM (czg0O)

3 Crickets.

Posted by: Bruce at October 12, 2017 03:29 PM (8ikIW)

4 second

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 12, 2017 03:29 PM (LQLeS)

5
...would anyone believe him?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:29 PM (czg0O)

6 Maybe the sound is a loop of Harvey Weinstein trying to get a woman into his hotel room

Posted by: Beto In Austin at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (DWgH4)

7 Weirdness. I wouldn't be surprised if they had some Soviet-era or inspired tech of this sort. Sound had been used offensively in various ways for a long time.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (NWiLs)

8 I hope a suitable retaliation is being readied.But I fear it isn't...

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (rmVvL)

9 How does an impoverished and backwards nation like Cuba have technology like this and we don't?

I mean they're still driving around in 1950's American cars as their main transportation, yet they have this sort of military tech that sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie.

Posted by: Maritime at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (lKmt3)

10 Pikers

Posted by: Taos Hum at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

11 8 I hope a suitable retaliation is being readied.But I fear it isn't...
Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (rmVvL)

Exploding cigar!

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (NWiLs)

12
It's pretty sad that our own spy agency and our own techies have NO CLUE what's going on.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (czg0O)

13 It is probably an audio Sonobi ad.

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:31 PM (rmVvL)

14 STOP THE HAMMERING

Posted by: wth at October 12, 2017 03:31 PM (HgMAr)

15 I hear "drink more Ovaltine."

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at October 12, 2017 03:31 PM (IqV8l)

16 In before the brown note joke

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2017 03:31 PM (7ZVPa)

17 I heard it. OMG! Now I hate Trump!

Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 03:31 PM (ZAAkQ)

18
Didn't Bond's watch have a hidden feature like this??

His watch had all kinds of neat things.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:31 PM (czg0O)

19 Its not the Cubans. Its the Sonobians.

No one is safe.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 12, 2017 03:31 PM (WLK0w)

20 Drive Your Enemies Sick And Crazy From Listening To This One Weird Sound

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:31 PM (2wRtc)

21 EZ solution recall all diplomatic persons and reinstate all sanctions halt all relations.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (0OmEj)

22 I once worked in Cellular Telephony.

I turned on a test transmission, in my office. Within a couple of minutes, I felt bad and turned it off. Never again.

I suspect microwave transmissions.

Cooking people.

Posted by: JAS at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (UnDQI)

23 Big Tinnitus is behind this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (8gDQu)

24 Maybe it was that Latin Jazz dogshit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (JQDFx)

25 I won't go crazy if I listen to it, will I?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (O5Q3r)

26 No joke, the Nazis developed a sound weapon in the 40s. Wasn't all that effective, as I recall.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (7ZVPa)

27 sooth, w pepe was the answer to your question

Posted by: NCKate at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (Dh4lS)

28 My one friend is into all these alternative healing treatments. He had a sound therapist come to his house. She had this machine that generated sound frequencies. When I was on it I got uncomfortable after about two minutes. She was really puzzled, she said that she had it on a normal setting. I told her I must be super sensitive to that stuff so I begged off. Some people could stay on it for fifteen minutes or more.

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (kD8Fh)

29 The sound of the giant grasshoppers from the 1957 movie. The Beginning of the End

Posted by: Bruce at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (8ikIW)

30 BabalOOooooOOoooOOOoooOOoooOOOoooOOo

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (2wRtc)

31 THERE'S INSANITY IN MY EARPIECE.

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at October 12, 2017 03:33 PM (QQ+il)

32 I listened to it. That would drive me mad if I heard that frequently. No wonder these people are feeling ill.

Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2017 03:33 PM (UoSKV)

33 Reminds me of a great new Outer Limits episode - The Music of the Spheres.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 12, 2017 03:33 PM (dZ756)

34 23
Big Tinnitus is behind this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (8gDQu)Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:33 PM (14URa)

35 In Panama, all we used against Noriega was heavy metal ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 03:33 PM (8gDQu)

36
Really? Thanks for 411.

I wonder what widespread did...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:33 PM (czg0O)

37 That's nothin'. I have to listen to worse.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at October 12, 2017 03:33 PM (bc2Lc)

38 This is similar to the effect that some people who live near wind turbines are experiencing. It's not the audible noise, it's the low frequency infra sound that gives them migraines, makes them anxious and other symptoms. Of course the 'scientists' say it's all in their imagination.

Posted by: GregV61 at October 12, 2017 03:33 PM (MoJlY)

39 26 No joke, the Nazis developed a sound weapon in the 40s. Wasn't all that effective, as I recall.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (7ZVPa)

We have "sound weapons" that the cops use on rioters and whatnot. Certain sounds make you feel weird.

I've never heard of something that caused effects for a while AFTER the sound stopped though

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (wmaTe)

40 NPR on a car radio has that effect on me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (7ZVPa)

41 I hear it now..OH GOD NO!!


Its Cheryl Crow singing Yoko's greatest hits!!!



Posted by: dananjcon at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (WLK0w)

42 How does an impoverished and backwards nation like Cuba have technology like this and we don't?

I mean they're still driving around in 1950's American cars as their main transportation, yet they have this sort of military tech that sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie.


Cuba gets what little tech they have from Russia. Russia stole most of its functional tech from the US.

So this might actually be US technology that we've not yet been caught using.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (jhqr1)

43 But hey, the NYT says this is unproven and not to worry, so I'm fine with that.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (JbbPp)

44 Reminds me of a great new Outer Limits episode - The Music of the Spheres.
=======

Was that the one with Kirsten Dunst?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (vg8iE)

45 I thought for sure Ace would Rickroll us and send us to a video of Yoko screaming.

Posted by: red speck at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (6Krd7)

46 sooth, porn link in ont

Posted by: NCKate at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (Dh4lS)

47 Sounds like my tinnitus. Just louder.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (e1mEI)

48 I thought for sure Ace would Rickroll us and send us to a video of Yoko screaming.

Posted by: red speck at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (6Krd7)


I was afraid it would be Hillary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (PY9jH)

49 Sounds like katy-dids in the summertime.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (2wRtc)

50 That set of my tinnitus big time. I thank you all very much.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (0OmEj)

51 23 Big Tinnitus is behind this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (8gDQu)

Ugh. Tinnitus sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (NWiLs)

52 I listened to it. It sounded like my ex wife.

Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (ZAAkQ)

53 The Devil's Tritone

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (DOAFl)

54 44
Reminds me of a great new Outer Limits episode - The Music of the Spheres.

=======



Was that the one with Kirsten Dunst?

Posted by: bicentennialguy

Yes

Posted by: SFGoth at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (dZ756)

55 50 That set of my tinnitus big time. I thank you all very much.
Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (0OmEj)

That's why I didn't listen. Wasn't going to take the risk.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

56 It sounds better than "hip hop" noises.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (iA9UR)

57 Sounds like an act of war to me.

Blockade Cuba and see all the pansy ass countries go into a crying jag. Including that little douche to the north of us.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (ZTRlp)

58 Way back in the day, my dad and his friends used to do experiments with audio. They could run some frequencies that would make you literally shit your pants.

Posted by: Sponge at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

59

Oh?

Oh.

Thanks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (czg0O)

60 I turned on a test transmission, in my office. Within a couple of minutes, I felt bad and turned it off. Never again.

I suspect microwave transmissions.


I lived in an apartment once that had an old as dirt microwave. The first time I turned that thing on I felt a tingle in my testicles. We threw that PoS out and got a new one, even though we were poor.

On a completely unrelated note, I got diagnosed with testicular cancer late last year.

Actually, I joke, but I really do think it's unrelated.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (jhqr1)

61 They can use extremely low frequency sound and make you void your bowels.Great for riot control because no one wants to riot with their pants full of shit.Bad for the cleanup crew..

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (rmVvL)

62 Pepe linked porn?

Well. That's unexpected.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (2wRtc)

63 I mean they're still driving around in 1950's
American cars as their main transportation, yet they have this sort of
military tech that sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie.

Posted by: Maritime at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (lKmt3)
Those cars are so far superior to the crap they are making now . . . can you imagine a car from the last decade lasting 60 years, with any kind of work? All I really want from a car is that it be strictly mechanical.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (14URa)

64
This is what Normalized Relations With Cuba is like, evidently.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (czg0O)

65 Hey, everybody's mantra is different.

Posted by: wth at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

66 Call me when the Cuban's have found the Brown Note.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (xfb67)

67 Brown note technology?

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (6n332)

68 How does an impoverished and backwards nation like Cuba have technology like this and we don't?

I mean they're still driving around in 1950's American cars as their main transportation, yet they have this sort of military tech that sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie.
Posted by: Maritime



Cuban people don't have shit. Cuban military has top shelf Russian/German technology.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (gR+IE)

69 52 I listened to it. It sounded like my ex wife.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (ZAAkQ



That sounds like everybody's ex wife

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (ZTRlp)

70 audiodrome

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (oGRue)

71 55 50 That set of my tinnitus big time. I thank you all very much.
Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (0OmEj)

That's why I didn't listen. Wasn't going to take the risk

Its all fun and game until.....ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ..... eeeeeeeeee.......ieeeeeeeeeee...

Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (0OmEj)

72 Brown note?


Dammit. Vashna beat me to it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (leCj4)

73 45 I thought for sure Ace would Rickroll us and send us to a video of Yoko screaming.
Posted by: red speck at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (6Krd7)

haha that would have been perfect

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (wmaTe)

74 If it makes people sick to hear it, why publish it?

Not you, ace, I mean the AP.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)

75 The AP has a recording of the sound the victims of these mysterious attacks hear.

Thank you for the help.

Posted by: Cuban Audio Attack Force at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (8gDQu)

76 That set of my tinnitus big time. I thank you all very much.

Your tinnitus can be set off? I have some tinnitus, but I don't think I've ever noticed a sound setting it off.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (jhqr1)

77 I suspect that something similar to an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device) is being used. I've been at an LRAD demo where the manufacturer was trying to get us to buy them. My jaw and teeth hurt for a few hours after getting hit by it for about 15 seconds at 200 yards.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (uiwCw)

78 71 55 50 That set of my tinnitus big time. I thank you all very much.
Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 03:35 PM (0OmEj)

That's why I didn't listen. Wasn't going to take the risk

Its all fun and game until.....ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ..... eeeeeeeeee.......ieeeeeeeeeee...
Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (0OmEj)

Damn right.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

79 Y'all are clicking on it, really?

I worry about you Morons sometimes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (kuFbc)

80 I get that with those shrieking women.

Posted by: harvey cumstein at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (5wSNN)

81 If it makes people sick to hear it, why publish it?

Not you, ace, I mean the AP.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM (mf5HN)

=========

If it damages just one Conservative....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (vg8iE)

82 I thought for sure Ace would Rickroll us and send us to a video of Yoko screaming.
Posted by: red speck at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (6Krd7)
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haha that would have been perfect

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 12, 2017 03:37 PM
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That would have been worse

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (7ZVPa)

83 26 No joke, the Nazis developed a sound weapon in the 40s. Wasn't all that effective, as I recall.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 12, 2017 03:32 PM (7ZVPa)

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I'm not that old

(OK, yes i am)

Posted by: Yoko Ono at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (oGRue)

84 Yep, it's turning into a brownout.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (leCj4)

85
IS THIS CUTE or is it EXTREMELY CUTE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7QXNMFQLVc

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (czg0O)

86 The rumor of a weapon that broadcast a low subsonic tone that made you shit yourself has been going around for a long time, I expect that this weapon is on the other end of the spectrum.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (6Ll1u)

87 For those of you who missed the cold war...

Posted by: IanDeal at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (qcIL3)

88 I clicked it 3 times and a mole on my arm disappeared.

True story.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (2wRtc)

89
Your tinnitus can be set off? I have some tinnitus, but I don't think I've ever noticed a sound setting it off.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (jhqr1)


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Tinnitus is always and forever.

Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (ZAAkQ)

90 This is similar to the effect that some people who live near wind turbines are experiencing. It's not the audible noise, it's the low frequency infra sound that gives them migraines, makes them anxious and other symptoms. Of course the 'scientists' say it's all in their imagination.
Posted by: GregV61

_______


I remember going into an MRI machine and getting a sense of vertigo from it.

Posted by: Maritime at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (lKmt3)

91 They can use extremely low frequency sound and make
you void your bowels.Great for riot control because no one wants to riot
with their pants full of shit.Bad for the cleanup crew..

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (rmVvL)

**
This also could be called the Barak Obama effect.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (WLK0w)

92 OMG, Tammy!! alexthechick!!! I'm a daywalker now. I will never see the ONT again, it gets late so early here. And, yeah, can't believe anybody actually thought, oh, let me click this and go have a listen.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (14URa)

93 This makes me think of the vibrations animals sense before an earthquake. I don't usually indulge in conspiracy theories, but I do think Michael Crichton was killed for telling too much about the global warming scam in his last book.

And Steve Allen's death was suspicious as well, and never properly investigated.

Posted by: Deplorable Texican (ette) at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (CjE8v)

94 AP playing something that they suspect is harmful is kind of like saying, "Man, this food tastes like shit. Here, taste it."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2017 03:40 PM (wo3jg)

95
Alternate kitten vid title: Show me on the kitten stuffed animal where harvey weinstein touched you

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:40 PM (czg0O)

96 What's the sound of one hand wanking?

Posted by: Harvey in Rehab at October 12, 2017 03:40 PM (398bZ)

97 When I wanted guests to leave I'd play the Nairobi Trio over & over. At 11.

Posted by: Zombie Ernie Kovacs at October 12, 2017 03:40 PM (bc2Lc)

98 Did Kurt Eichenwald get a seizure from this?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 12, 2017 03:40 PM (OD2ni)

99 They can use extremely low frequency sound and make you void your bowels.

I'm willing to be corrected on this, but I've never seen any proof this is real.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:40 PM (jhqr1)

100 Wasn't white noise all the rage awhile back to relax and help people sleep?

Posted by: dartist at October 12, 2017 03:40 PM (nisXv)

101 I saw an industrial band 'throbbing gristle' in san francisco back in 1983 or so. Near the end of the show, there were many of the audience vomiting and going a bit bezerk.

Found out later they used ultra low and maybe high frequency sounds to make that happen.

Me...i'm just plastic and wire...no problem.

Posted by: Gumby at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (XtPYQ)

102 Your tinnitus can be set off? I have some tinnitus, but I don't think I've ever noticed a sound setting it off.
Posted by: bonhomme
---------

My tinnitus was set off by M14's. It's been a while, still ringing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (leCj4)

103 I don't know anyone who is a diplomat to Cuba so I'm really not interested.

I don't know these people, don't care to know these people.

Not my organ, not my dancing baby monkey.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (m9X4Y)

104
Today is terrible. It's hard to enjoy AoS Monkeyshines when I know that a few of our own are in so much pain, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (czg0O)

105
Thank you for the help.
Posted by: Cuban Audio Attack Force


I saw Cuban Audio Attack Force open for Big Audio Dynamite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)

106 79 Y'all are clicking on it, really?

I worry about you Morons sometimes.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (kuFbc)

It's sounds like someone scraping aluminum nails across brake rotors.

Kind of an obnoxious sound, but nothing too crazy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (wmaTe)

107 Suddenly, all the neighborhood dogs are barking and wailing away.

The squirrels and birds are dropping shit everywhere.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (QLvwG)

108 Frankly, after 2 Dollar Taco Night and a bowl of cheese dip at Los Estomagos , I could use a nice low frequency bowel purge.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (2wRtc)

109 Eh, that Kyle MacLachan guy can do that.

Posted by: The Fremen at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (u0s1P)

110 Does it make you crave a roast pork, ham and swiss on panini sandwich?

Posted by: wth at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

111 If this sound is hurting people, it must be high energy. A recording of it won't be high energy.

Also, it may be important that some or much of the signal is in a particular frequency range that isn't really in the human hearing range (like, a whole bunch of subsonic energy). As Ace noted, recording equipment is typically designed to capture audio in the human hearing range. What the equipment is capturing could just be the harmonics that *are* in the human hearing range. The shadow of the sound, not the sound itself, to use a visual metaphor.

So, the recording may not include the harmful frequencies at all, and whatever was recorded is not being played back at a dangerous amount of energy. It's not surprising that people can listen to the recording without feeling any pain.

Posted by: mr_jack at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (M59SC)

112 I saw an industrial band 'throbbing gristle' in san francisco back in 1983 or so. Near the end of the show, there were many of the audience vomiting and going a bit bezerk.

Found out later they used ultra low and maybe high frequency sounds to make that happen.

Posted by: Gumby at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (XtPYQ)


Or, maybe they just really sucked?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (8gDQu)

113 >>>What's the sound of one hand wanking?

A fist striking a mall cop.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (EtE0a)

114 Have they questioned Gloria Estefan? She's Cuban and literally has a Sound Machine.

Posted by: josephistan at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (7HtZB)

115 Sounds like a louder, lower frequency version of my tinitus.

Posted by: lowfibass at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (BrqlK)

116 i listened, didn't here a damned thing. maybe i'm cuban? Peaches!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (KP5rU)

117 I played that sound and my ficus plants wilted.

I think they may need some more Miracle Grow.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (wo3jg)

118 I wonder how dogs hear it.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (LQLeS)

119 I suspect that something similar to an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device) is being used. I've been at an LRAD demo where the manufacturer was trying to get us to buy them. My jaw and teeth hurt for a few hours after getting hit by it for about 15 seconds at 200 yards.
Posted by: Country Singer



Involuntary muscle spasm? Jaw clench?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (gR+IE)

120 That's a London Boys link, isn't it?


Or, Yoko singing in the subway?

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (P9Wa/)

121 They can use extremely low frequency sound and make you void your bowels.

I'm willing to be corrected on this, but I've never seen any proof this is real.


Mythbusters tried the Brown Note in an ep. They were unsuccessful, though that's the limit of my memory.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (u0s1P)

122 "I thought for sure Ace would Rickroll us and send us to a video of Yoko screaming.
Posted by: red speck at October 12, 2017 03:34 PM (6Krd7)"


My 14 yo old son recently asked my why McCartney's post Beatles music is better than Lennon's. We discussed Yoko.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (OD2ni)

123 It's possible the sound is a byproduct of the weapon not the part causing the harm.Fucking with the body's electrical system with electromagnetic force or something.What are the symptoms people who live near high tension power cables get?

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (rmVvL)

124 Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (14URa)

Peaches!

I drop in during daylight hours now and then, and yes, I remember when we moved here, the time difference about killed me. Still does for sporting events,good lord.

Have your FOs emerged to explore their new surroundings?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (kuFbc)

125 I'm willing to be corrected on this, but I've never seen any proof this is real.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:40 PM (jhqr1)

mythbusters busted that myth.

But I doubt it's TOTALLY a myth. There probably are certain vibrations that can cause some people to, quite literally, lose their shit.

I don't know though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (wmaTe)

126 Speaking of weird phenomenons, the format of this website when I read it often times gives me a headache.

I can read anything else and it doesn't seem to have that effect. It's not the content I'm reading, just something about the font or formatting.

Maybe its a good thing so I don't spend too much time here.

Posted by: Maritime at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (lKmt3)

127 My dog didn't even flinch

Posted by: NCKate at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (Dh4lS)

128 Pepe linked porn?

Well. That's unexpected.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (2wRtc)

I didn't link porn. It was MoldyLocks getting triggered on video by Reddit, and 4 chan because they found out she was cam whoring. The only link available was to pornhub.

I apologized as I did not know that was against the rules, plus it was not porn it was MoldyLocks being triggered. I thought the 8 minutes rant was funny and the horde may appreciate it.

Again I immediately apologized and meant it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (WT46P)

129 Today is terrible. It's hard to enjoy AoS Monkeyshines when I know that a few of our own are in so much pain, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer
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I agree.

I recall those times when I have suffered terrible grief, and wondered how anyone, anywhere in the world could be happy or feeling joy at that time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (leCj4)

130 Today is terrible. It's hard to enjoy AoS Monkeyshines when I know that a few of our own are in so much pain, today.





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (czg0O)
Yeah, this morning was full of pain. Hrothgar in particular but Grump and weirdflunky, too. Anyone who missed it, please add them to the prayer list.
The kitten, though, damn, I actually teared up. But, I'm dead on my feet and close to the edge.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (14URa)

131 Grabagun has full size Springfield Armory XD-45's for $350. I don't know how they do it.

All black: http://tinyurl.com/yaxtfmap
BiTone: http://tinyurl.com/y85qhejm

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (UBzPO)

132 114 Have they questioned Gloria Estefan? She's Cuban and literally has a Sound Machine.

Posted by: josephistan at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (7HtZB)


I would be *crushed* if she was the mastermind behind all this chicanery.

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (kD8Fh)

133 And, yeah, can't believe anybody actually thought, oh, let me click this and go have a listen.
Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (14URa)
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Hey, I was curious! I only listened for about 3 or 4 seconds. That was enough to convince me I'd go nuts if I heard it frequently.

I wouldn't put anything past the Cuban government. Nothing.

Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (UoSKV)

134 And, yeah, can't believe anybody actually thought, oh, let me click this and go have a listen.

IF this is an ELF weapon, even most audiophiles don't have the equipment to accurately reproduce the original sound. I know my PoS work headphones won't.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (jhqr1)

135 >>My 14 yo old son recently asked my why McCartney's post Beatles music is better than Lennon's. We discussed Yoko.


To be fair, it's all awful.

'Wings' should be a widely regarded as a warning to what will happen to your Rock and Roll balls when you go Vegan.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (P9Wa/)

136 Yes It gets set into overdrive by stupid noises. anything sharp or high pinched. sometimes no sound at all. Almost no days without it. "Kids use your hearing protection"(also avoid nerve/brain damage as well).

Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (0OmEj)

137 Eww this milk taste sour. Here take a sip.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 12, 2017 03:45 PM (Uysai)

138 Did not click. It is the London Boys isn't it?

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 12, 2017 03:45 PM (6n332)

139 Start broadcasting Hillary speeches.

Seriously, if they have something we don't, and if they're actually committing assaults on our people, level the fucking island and let the mollusks have it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2017 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

140 Involuntary muscle spasm? Jaw clench?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (gR+IE)


I think it was a combination of involuntary jaw clenching and the vibration. What hurt the most was the TMJ.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (uiwCw)

141 My computer just rebooted.
Why does this blog make my computer reboot?

Hackers.

Hackers have taken over the blog.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (m9X4Y)

142 My tinnitus is only part time. I don't always have it but it was created by jet engine noise.

I believe you are right in that the highs and lows were cut off by this recording. Digital recordings do that and that is why many of us prefer to listen to actual albums or reel to reel tapes as opposed to CD's.

Still, if I were subjected to that day in and day out, it would drive me nuts. As far as I'm concerned, it is an act of war.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (IuYIh)

143 It should be pointed out that extreme frequencies cannot be reproduced by ordinary PC speakers, let alone laptop 'speakers'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (7Cr6v)

144
Involuntary muscle spasm? Jaw clench?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (gR+IE)


Several ear parts rub up against the jaw muscles. I get ear aches when my jaw starts to swell from some stuff done during the orthodontic stuff I went though as a kid (basically they expanded my pallet, so if I chew too hard for too long my jaw gets sore.)

Anyway, could work in reverse, swell up enough ear parts (say the ear drum or cochlea) it might hurt your jaw.
Ditto for dizziness. Get the inner ear damaged enough and you'll be really dizzy. (Mom-in-law's head injury left her inner ear permanently damaged so she's basically riding a roller coaster 24/7.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (dzmBR)

145 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (wmaTe)

I just find myself reluctant to click on anything the AP posts about something rumored to be dangerous.

Call me paranoid, it's okay.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (kuFbc)

146 No one knows how they're doing this yet...

Posted by: Ace at 03:27 PM


Sonobi!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (TOk1P)

147 Dang, how did this thread get so long so fast?

Posted by: ALH at October 12, 2017 03:47 PM (uLuPn)

148 143
It should be pointed out that extreme frequencies cannot be reproduced by ordinary PC speakers, let alone laptop 'speakers'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (7Cr6v)
Probably need the dashboard speakers from a '52 Hudson to get it exactly right.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:47 PM (14URa)

149 It should be pointed out that extreme frequencies cannot be reproduced by ordinary PC speakers, let alone laptop 'speakers'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (7Cr6v)


Not even beatsaudio? Dr. Dre has a sad.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2017 03:47 PM (QLvwG)

150 IF this is an ELF weapon, even most audiophiles don't have the equipment to accurately reproduce the original sound. I know my PoS work headphones won't.

They're violating the treaty! They're only supposed to have those bows!

Posted by: Gimli at October 12, 2017 03:47 PM (u0s1P)

151 119 I suspect that something similar to an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device) is being used. I've been at an LRAD demo where the manufacturer was trying to get us to buy them. My jaw and teeth hurt for a few hours after getting hit by it for about 15 seconds at 200 yards.
Posted by: Country Singer


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Those high-pitched office fire alarms give me a headache every time they go off.

Involuntary muscle spasm? Jaw clench?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 03:42 PM (gR+IE)

Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 03:47 PM (ZAAkQ)

152 Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (dzmBR)

Did you have to use a little key like device to adjust it every night?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:47 PM (kuFbc)

153 My guess is that the sound is just a red herring, meant to divert investigators' attention away from the actual method of attack.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 12, 2017 03:47 PM (4df7R)

154 Hackers have taken over the blog.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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Russians, obviously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (7Cr6v)

155 Yeah, like I expected to be the first to say that.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (TOk1P)

156 ululululululululululu

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (z2W2E)

157 Mythbusters tried the Brown Note in an ep. They were unsuccessful, though that's the limit of my memory.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 12, 2017 03:43 PM (u0s1P)

*
I saw Soiled Trousers perform at the Brown Note, played a 12 minute version of the song Crop Duster. It was awesome, I nearly shit my pants.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (WLK0w)

158 The AP has a recording of the sound the victims of these mysterious attacks hear.

We need to send this link to Kurt Eichenwald. If he doesn't drop from it then it's definitely safe.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (8gDQu)

159 "I would be *crushed* if she was the mastermind behind all this chicanery.
Posted by: kallisto"


It would be very random that's for sure. Kind of like Merv Griffin at the end of The Man with Two Brains.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (OD2ni)

160
Dang, how did this thread get so long so fast?





Posted by: ALH at October 12, 2017 03:47 PM (uLuPn)


That's What She Said!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (QLvwG)

161 >>Dang, how did this thread get so long so fast?


Wait till you see how girthy it gets.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (P9Wa/)

162 >>>But I doubt it's TOTALLY a myth. There probably are certain vibrations that can cause some people to, quite literally, lose their shit.

Electric Wizard, Dopethrone, volume at eleven!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (EtE0a)

163 Today is terrible. It's hard to enjoy AoS Monkeyshines when I know that a few of our own are in so much pain, today.

===

You laugh so that you don't cry. I thought that was just understood.

I always feel like that.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (2wRtc)

164 *waves to Peaches*

It's the Horde. Of course the Horde touched it. Of course the Horde did.

I've mentioned before that I fell into the Humans as Space Australians* hole and one of the tropes is that humans will touch ANYTHING. Anything at all. Also that humans will attempt to turn any creature that's mostly not instantly toxic into a pet. The more fangs and acid spitting out of its eyes, the better.


*Humans as Space Australians is the notion that the only other planets where intelligent life evolved all had mild climates and geologically inert planets because how hell could any sentient being survive otherwise. Then there's Earth, which is a death planet. The rest of the universe views Earth the way we view Australia.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (mf5HN)

165 As long as I don't actually bother to listen to the sound, I can pretend it sounds like a pitch-shifted version of Baltimora's Tarzan Boy.

Because it's funnier that way.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (HtLSE)

166 There is a non-fiction book called "Dead Mountain" about a Soviet Expedition into the wilderness that was lost. It was speculated that a nearby sound phenomenon that is caused by high frequency winds over a broad shallow mountain caused everyone to go stark raving mad. Evidence showed peopled had cut their way out of multiple sides of the tent in a panic. They ran off in all directions and died in the snow.

Posted by: Max Power at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (q177U)

167 Eww this milk taste sour. Here take a sip.
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 12, 2017 03:45 PM (Uysai)


LOL! Exactly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (kuFbc)

168 'Wings' should be a widely regarded as a warning to what will happen to your Rock and Roll balls when you go Vegan.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2017 03:44 PM (P9Wa/)
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No kidding.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (lwiT4)

169 137 Eww this milk taste sour. Here take a sip.
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 12, 2017 03:45 PM (Uysai)

Not now, I'm reading "The King In Yellow"

Posted by: josephistan at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (7HtZB)

170 35 In Panama, all we used against Noriega was heavy metal ...

I thought they just played a continuous loop of "I Fought The Law and The Law Won"

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (lJW6d)

171 I have listened to the sound over 32 times with no

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (2wRtc)

172 Probably need the dashboard speakers from a '52 Hudson to get it exactly right.
Posted by: Peaches
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Peaches, dammit, give us an update on your trip/arrival.

Did everything go Okay?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:50 PM (7Cr6v)

173 should have just had a duet with yoko and menem singing imagine.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 12, 2017 03:50 PM (KP5rU)

174 My wife was in the attic diggging around for yard sale fodder when I played the sounds downstairs. She screamed at me to stop whatever I was doing. It bothered her and I Could barely hear the high-pitched whine.

Posted by: Trainer at October 12, 2017 03:50 PM (7EbAY)

175 Also that humans will attempt to turn any creature that's mostly not instantly toxic into a pet. The more fangs and acid spitting out of its eyes, the better.

Sounds like Hagrid.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (kuFbc)

176 The country that master brown note technology will rule the world!The Chinese can counter it by eating large amounts of rice however...

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (rmVvL)

177 It was speculated that a nearby sound phenomenon that is caused by high frequency winds over a broad shallow mountain caused everyone to go stark raving mad.

====

No that was that stupid Yellow Brick Road movie where they all wind up in the theatre as ghosts

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (z2W2E)

178 Wait till you see how girthy it gets.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE "THREAD" IS BEING USED AS A METAPHOR FOR A HUGE AND SURPRISING PENIS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (HtLSE)

179 So, act of war? Just asking.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (LISuA)

180 There is a non-fiction book called "Dead Mountain" about a Soviet Expedition into the wilderness that was lost. It was speculated that a nearby sound phenomenon that is caused by high frequency winds over a broad shallow mountain caused everyone to go stark raving mad. Evidence showed peopled had cut their way out of multiple sides of the tent in a panic. They ran off in all directions and died in the snow.

Posted by: Max Power at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (q177U)


Sounds like a killer fart more than anything else.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (8gDQu)

181 My cat listened to it and proceeded to chew up one of my towels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (Mouru)

182 They have high frequency fappers using multiple sources to create a beat frequency. It's the Weinstein effect.

Posted by: Roy at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (7n4KQ)

183 141 My computer just rebooted.
Why does this blog make my computer reboot?

Hackers.

Hackers have taken over the blog.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 03:46 PM (m9X4Y)

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As long as they leave the ampersands alone, it doesn't bother me.

Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (ZAAkQ)

184 Probably need the dashboard speakers from a '52 Hudson to get it exactly right.
Posted by: Peaches


LMAO!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (kuFbc)

185 >> My wife was in the attic diggging around for yard sale fodder when I played the sounds downstairs. She screamed at me to stop whatever I was doing. It bothered her and I Could barely hear the high-pitched whine.



Women respond to higher frequencies differently than men.

Might be a market for this device with men 'visiting' Thailand...

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (P9Wa/)

186 Russians, obviously.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (7Cr6v)
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No, they are, of course, Norrrrweegans.

Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (UoSKV)

187 My computer just rebooted.
Why does this blog make my computer reboot?


It's optimized for Netscape Navigator 3.0.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

188 I think they blasted Slayer songs to make Noriega surrender.Or make him headbang until he broke his neck...

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (rmVvL)

189 My mother-in-law will pull her hearing aid out and play with it, making it emit a high pitched sound that hurts my ears.

She can be full of beans sometimes.

Posted by: ALH at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (uLuPn)

190 So, I know some "professional audio people" but not well enough to ask them about this.

I'd guess that this is indeed an attack and an act of war.

Here's an explanation of audible frequencies:

https://www.teachmeaudio.com/mixing/techniques/audio-spectrum/

Humans can hear up to 20K or so.

However, the spectrum goes up to 1MHz.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearing_range

High frequencies are fatiguing. Think about listening to pre-teen girls scream at a One Direction show. Painful.

This was an attack. No doubt about it.




Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (aT+Bx)

191 166 There is a non-fiction book called "Dead Mountain" about a Soviet Expedition into the wilderness that was lost. It was speculated that a nearby sound phenomenon that is caused by high frequency winds over a broad shallow mountain caused everyone to go stark raving mad. Evidence showed peopled had cut their way out of multiple sides of the tent in a panic. They ran off in all directions and died in the snow.
Posted by: Max Power at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (q177U)

The Dylatov Pass Incident, a classic in WTF?

http://tinyurl.com/7uc2zfx

Posted by: josephistan at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

192
riddle me this tweetpeople, how do you make a link to a tweet? I no use teh twitter, but saw a good one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (r+sAi)

193 When I played it, my ficus died.

Posted by: H. Weinstein at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (Mouru)

194 No one knows how they're doing this yet. Or at least our IC says they don't know how this is being accomplished. (Maybe they do, but don't want to give the secret away.)
...........
They know full well how they are doing this.. they probably have much more sophisticated transmitters of their own..

I would imagine transmitters that look like cell tower ones or even satellite TV receivers could be used.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (so+oy)

195 Sour milk, you say?

I once poured an entire quart of eggnog down the sink because I had never had it before, didn't know what it was, and thought the milk had gone sour.

Mother was not pleased.
I don't think we ever had eggnog in the house again.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (m9X4Y)

196 166 There is a non-fiction book called "Dead Mountain" about a Soviet Expedition into the wilderness that was lost. It was speculated that a nearby sound phenomenon that is caused by high frequency winds over a broad shallow mountain caused everyone to go stark raving mad. Evidence showed peopled had cut their way out of multiple sides of the tent in a panic. They ran off in all directions and died in the snow.
Posted by: Max Power at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (q177U)

I remember reading about that. Some mountain with a 'k'(?) Although I remember it as some kids on holiday from college and IIRC they found a lot of them had stripped out of their clothing in the middle of a blizzard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (ycWCI)

197 An attack?

Or a signal?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (2wRtc)

198 I thought that Russian party was attacked by a Sasquatch?

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (rmVvL)

199 Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (2wRtc)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (kuFbc)

200 Humans as Space Australians

There's an idea floating about that Jupiter and the other gas giants inadvertently let life last long enough to develop intelligence by intercepting most of the comets and asteroids. I.e. without them, Earth would be hit a lot more often, and other systems are less likely to have life without such ginormous gravity wells.

So the alien-based 'theory' is that they were *placed* there for that purpose.

I want to link that with the Space Australian idea. I really do.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (u0s1P)

201 There's a ring tone you can get that's at a frequency that most people over the age of 25 or so can no longer hear but teenagers still can. As you can imagine, kids found ways to use that.


There is a non-fiction book called "Dead Mountain" about a Soviet Expedition into the wilderness that was lost. It was speculated that a nearby sound phenomenon that is caused by high frequency winds over a broad shallow mountain caused everyone to go stark raving mad. Evidence showed peopled had cut their way out of multiple sides of the tent in a panic. They ran off in all directions and died in the snow.
Posted by: Max Power at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (q177U)



Dyatlov Pass incident.

That's one of those incidents that we will never know what happened aliens and all the speculation aliens will never lead to the truth aliens.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

202 If they really want to make people sick they should broadcast Hillary doing a standup routine:

Take my husband, please!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Inevitable.
Inevitable who?
Inevita Bull Dyke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (Nwg0u)

203 Didn't do much for me but it made the dog a bit anxious.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (lJW6d)

204 Cubans probably used Polks, fitted with bump stocks. No, wait...this is Cuba. Okay, probably AR-3a's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (7Cr6v)

205 An attack?

Or a signal?
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (2wRtc)



Let's send a mission to Jupiter to find out!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (Mouru)

206 I realize Carter blew this at the time, but why do we not occupy Cuba after it attacked our embassy with this weapon, probably Russian, Chinese in origin?

Posted by: Locke Common at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (Br5pR)

207 My computer just rebooted.
Why does this blog make my computer reboot?


Unexplained reboots are usually hardware issues. Unless you're running an un-patched version of Windows XP or *shudders* Vista.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (jhqr1)

208 The only link available was to pornhub.


Pepe, I believe that I have spotted the problem...

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (2wRtc)

209 Mike, it's so much better than okay. I feel like I moved to God's back yard. Cats are already loving it - at first the windows and abundant greenery was freaking them out, coming from the batcave bowels of hell and all. But, yeah, it's grand. The unpacking is a bitch but, honestly, the only thing I miss about LA is my friends at the pub. And pacific time. As Tammy said, it's a tough adjustment. I'm waking up at 6, 6:30 in the morning and it's not like I can call or email or text anyone because the rest of America is still asleep! I need some Euro friends for the mornings, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (14URa)

210 175
Also that humans will attempt to turn any creature that's mostly not
instantly toxic into a pet. The more fangs and acid spitting out of its
eyes, the better.



Sounds like Hagrid. Hillary.

FIFY

Posted by: mr wolf at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (YkEgi)

211 89
Your tinnitus can be set off? I have some tinnitus, but I don't think I've ever noticed a sound setting it off.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:38 PM (jhqr1)


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Tinnitus is always and forever.
Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 03:39 PM (ZAAkQ)

Yep. Mine gets aggravated by being in areas with lots of background noise, like restaurants or gyms.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

212 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 12, 2017 03:52 PM (r+sAi)

Just copy and paste the text of it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 03:55 PM (kuFbc)

213 I thought Space Australians was Australians that fell off the planet because they are on the bottom..

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:55 PM (rmVvL)

214 181 My cat listened to it and proceeded to chew up one of my towels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (Mouru)

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Good idea. *puts sound next to cat's ear"

Damn! He got up, went into the kitchen and made a pot of coffee.

Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 03:55 PM (ZAAkQ)

215 Hey Alex

I'm on my phone and at work so I can't really work through my answer to your "why the weird" question last thread but I suspect at least some of it is that people seem to have a really hard time with banal evil. It seems easier for people to believe in demons or conspiracies of demonic humans than to believe that nice Mister Smith down the road diddles children.

Why's that? Maybe that ancient need to trust the tribe and distrust the Other. Mister Smith had a house like mine, works a similar job, goes to a similar church, unconsciously we include him in the tribe and so we don't want to believe he's evil.

I don't know it's probably too pat but I think there are elements of that at play.

Posted by: J. Random Dude Phone at October 12, 2017 03:55 PM (2835Q)

216 "My cat listened to it and proceeded to chew up one of my towels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)"


My pussy acted very strangely when I played it.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocum at October 12, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni)

217 138 Did not click. It is the London Boys isn't it?

London Boys / Yoko Ono holiday special jam session.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 12, 2017 03:55 PM (v3pYe)

218 *Humans as Space Australians is the notion that the only other planets where intelligent life evolved all had mild climates and geologically inert planets because how hell could any sentient being survive otherwise. Then there's Earth, which is a death planet. The rest of the universe views Earth the way we view Australia.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 03:48 PM (mf5HN)

++++

You're letting your spider bigotry warp your view of Australia. Learn to love!

Posted by: GE at October 12, 2017 03:55 PM (pvjTE)

219 There is a non-fiction book called "Dead Mountain" about a Soviet Expedition into the wilderness that was lost. It was speculated that a nearby sound phenomenon that is caused by high frequency winds over a broad shallow mountain caused everyone to go stark raving mad. Evidence showed peopled had cut their way out of multiple sides of the tent in a panic. They ran off in all directions and died in the snow.
Posted by: Max Power at October 12, 2017 03:49 PM (q177U)


Dyatlov Pass incident.

That's one of those incidents that we will never know what happened aliens and all the speculation aliens will never lead to the truth aliens.
Posted by: alexthechick



Dimitri, if you play one more f'n verse of "It's a small world after all"...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 03:56 PM (gR+IE)

220 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 12, 2017 03:56 PM (pvjTE)

221 There's a ring tone you can get that's at a frequency that most people over the age of 25 or so can no longer hear but teenagers still can. As you can imagine, kids found ways to use that.

-
Many years ago, a convenience store playec a similar sound at high volhme to keep the teens from loitering there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 12, 2017 03:56 PM (Nwg0u)

222 My cat listened to it and proceeded to chew up one of my towels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 12, 2017 03:51 PM (Mouru)


I would get suspicious if the cats STOPPED chewing up stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2017 03:57 PM (TOk1P)

223 ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS - EXCEPT HAVANA

Posted by: The Monolith at October 12, 2017 03:57 PM (7n4KQ)

224 Sound reminded me of the alien from Independence Day

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 12, 2017 03:57 PM (z2W2E)

225 Howard Dean tweeted out that the Clinton Foundation should be put in charge of Puerto Rican recovery efforts. Because experts and shit.

Seriously.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 12, 2017 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

226 Got something in my eye.
My eye itches.
Why does my eye itch?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 03:57 PM (m9X4Y)

227 had led to questions of a possible microwave or radio wave device frying body tissue from afar

why would anyone visit in the first place.

Posted by: willow at October 12, 2017 03:57 PM (FKrah)

228 Noriega playlist here:
http://tinyurl.com/ybt8qulz

Did not see any Slayer, but did see Iron Maiden Run to the Hills!! Good trolling for the 80s!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (EtE0a)

229 Okay, probably AR-3a's
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--------
Uh, are those full-auto? Sounds like they should be illegal.

Posted by: Smart MSM guy at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (7Cr6v)

230 Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?...

Posted by: Dumb and Dumber at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (2z74n)

231 Although I remember it as some kids on holiday from college and IIRC they found a lot of them had stripped out of their clothing in the middle of a blizzard?

Paradoxical undressing. When you're freezing to death, at one point in the process you feel hot and strip out of your clothes to cool off.

It's strange but true:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8a2mx8t

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (jhqr1)

232 That's one of those incidents that we will never know what happened
aliens and all the speculation aliens will never lead to the truth
aliens.

Posted by: alexthechick

====

I saw Speculation Aliens open for West of The Rockies at Devil's Tower in '77.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (2wRtc)

233 221 There's a ring tone you can get that's at a frequency that most people over the age of 25 or so can no longer hear but teenagers still can. As you can imagine, kids found ways to use that.

-
Many years ago, a convenience store playec a similar sound at high volhme to keep the teens from loitering there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 12, 2017 03:56 PM (Nwg0u)

++++

I think the ringtone is called Bumblebee.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (pvjTE)

234 Good thing the Cubans didn't play that Slim Whitman song that explodes heads..

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (rmVvL)

235 IIRC they found a lot of them had stripped out of their clothing in the middle of a blizzard?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2017 03:53 PM (ycWCI)
Freezing to death makes people do that.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (14URa)

236 Dyatlov Pass incident.

That's one of those incidents that we will never know what happened aliens and all the speculation aliens will never lead to the truth aliens.
Posted by: alexthechick



Dimitri, if you play one more f'n verse of "It's a small world after all"...
========

There's a shitty horror movie on Netflix (or was, it's been a while) based on that story.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 12, 2017 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

237 ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS - EXCEPT HAVANA
===


L.O.L.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:59 PM (2wRtc)

238
nah, it includes a picture.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 12, 2017 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

239 Got something in my eye.
My eye itches.
Why does my eye itch?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 03:57 PM (m9X4Y)


Check for motes. It's probably a mote.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2017 03:59 PM (TOk1P)

240 228 Hmm,I think they used Slayer in Iraq maybe.Anyway...
SLAYER!

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:59 PM (rmVvL)

241 179 So, act of war? Just asking.

Oh crap, just what we need, another impoverished Caribbean island full of Democrats. Forget the Maine, send them Susan Collins instead.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 12, 2017 04:00 PM (kUmUV)

242 QUE ES LA FREQUENCIA, SENOR KENNETH???

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 12, 2017 04:00 PM (QcMSr)

243 Although I remember it as some kids on holiday from college and IIRC they found a lot of them had stripped out of their clothing in the middle of a blizzard?

Paradoxical undressing. When you're freezing to death, at one point in the process you feel hot and strip out of your clothes to cool off.



Weird shit happens in the Ural Mountains.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 04:00 PM (gR+IE)

244 Many years ago, a convenience store playec a similar sound at high volhme to keep the teens from loitering there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
------------

Classical music has been proven to be remarkably efficacious in that application.

Posted by: Smart MSM guy at October 12, 2017 04:00 PM (7Cr6v)

245 I remember I played that secret Cricket ringtone once when my kids were like 12 and 13. I didn't hear squat but instantly they both reached for their phones.

Posted by: IP at October 12, 2017 04:00 PM (UmSfZ)

246 Hey Alex

I'm on my phone and at work so I can't really work through my answer to your "why the weird" question last thread but I suspect at least some of it is that people seem to have a really hard time with banal evil. It seems easier for people to believe in demons or conspiracies of demonic humans than to believe that nice Mister Smith down the road diddles children.

Why's that? Maybe that ancient need to trust the tribe and distrust the Other. Mister Smith had a house like mine, works a similar job, goes to a similar church, unconsciously we include him in the tribe and so we don't want to believe he's evil.

I don't know it's probably too pat but I think there are elements of that at play.
Posted by: J. Random Dude Phone at October 12, 2017 03:55 PM (2835Q)



That's an excellent point as well and it dovetails with Lizzy's point about needing control.

I'm in the camp that the reason conspiracy theories are so popular is that it's an attempt to reassert control over the world along with a smattering of neurobiology that the brain is hard wired to see patterns even when none are there.

It may be that I'm overthinking it (there's a shock) and it is simply that humans know there are monsters out there with human faces but that's too psychologically threatening so we'll make those normal looking people over there into witches and displace everything onto them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 04:00 PM (mf5HN)

247 It wasn't the recording of Yoko screeching like a scalded cat, was it?

Posted by: IC at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

248 Saw this on Knight Rider. Almost got the best of the Hoff.

Posted by: jd at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (MTWhU)

249 I'm on my phone and at work so I can't really work through my answer to your "why the weird" question last thread but I suspect at least some of it is that people seem to have a really hard time with banal evil. It seems easier for people to believe in demons or conspiracies of demonic humans than to believe that nice Mister Smith down the road diddles children.

-
Back in the day, people(?) really were tried and executed for being werewolves. I read a book hypothesizing that these were what are today known as serial killers. It provided an explanation for the unknowable.

For that matter, how do we know that Shooty McShooterson wasn't a werewolf?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (Nwg0u)

250 Another vote for Yoko here.....

Posted by: Beto In Austin at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (DWgH4)

251 "They can use extremely low frequency sound and make you void your bowels."

It's funny that people still believe this. But Mythbusters busted it.

Posted by: Chris M at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (eAZVt)

252 want to know a noise that will incapacitate Americans, the Howard Dean YEEEEAGH will do it.

I first heard that , I literally laughed for hours and didn't sleep well that night.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (zbb49)

253 It wasn't the recording of Yoko screeching like a scalded cat, was it?
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (a0IVu)
---------

Well, kind of, now that you mention it. There were similarities, anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (UoSKV)

254 Minnie Riperton

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (IqV8l)

255 Ok, someone 'splain to me why the market is down. Because of the HC EO?

Posted by: Tami at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (Enq6K)

256 There's a ring tone you can get that's at a frequency that most people over the age of 25 or so can no longer hear but teenagers still can. As you can imagine, kids found ways to use that.

Kids in my wife's classes are so good at texting, they can do it one handed on a touch screen. Little buggers can text each other almost undetected. The only clue is when they glance into the pocket to see what the other person replied.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (jhqr1)

257 Wow, clicked on that link for the sound and played it the dogs went stark raving insane!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (+Dllb)

258 6 Maybe the sound is a loop of Harvey Weinstein trying to get a woman into his hotel room

Posted by: Beto In Austin at October 12, 2017 03:30 PM (DWgH4)

++++

It's the sound of the potted plant screaming for mercy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 12, 2017 04:02 PM (pvjTE)

259 Jesus, Weinstein jerks off into a plant and now we have to hear about every girl in Hollywood that got her butt squeezed at some point in her life?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 12, 2017 04:02 PM (RDd1I)

260
225 Howard Dean tweeted out that the Clinton Foundation should be put in charge of Puerto Rican recovery efforts. Because experts and shit.
=========================

I wish Howard Dean would do something productive for the world. Like become director of Kandahar International Airport.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 12, 2017 04:02 PM (LISuA)

261 This has Monty Python's "World's Funniest Joke" written all over it.

Running through the forest reading it out loud in German ...

"One translator saw two words and had to be hospitalized for 6 months." [something like that]

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (8gDQu)

262 Good thing the Cubans didn't play that Slim Whitman song that explodes heads..



Indian Love Call

Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (gR+IE)

263 Now I have a leg cramp.

This is weird, man.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (m9X4Y)

264 OT but you guys see on Drudge that freakin' scrote just released in A-stan won't get on a US plane? I say, leave him there, get the mom and the kids out.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (14URa)

265 Obama's CIA sold (gave) the tech to the Castros years ago because, reasons. Bet you...bet you....bet you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (BoMuO)

266 231 Although I remember it as some kids on holiday from college and IIRC they found a lot of them had stripped out of their clothing in the middle of a blizzard?

--------------

Was Weinstein there? That would explain a lot.

Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (ZAAkQ)

267 You can't fool me - this is gonna be like that videotape in "The Ring", and if you listen to it 6 days later a little girl with a hoop will suddenly appear and say "WEINSTEIN!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (k1TUh)

268 at least it's not the brown note!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (RDd1I)

269 The newest bombshell in the Russian Election Meddling investigation, per CNN?


The Russians used POKEMON GO.


I am not making this up. This is the kind of hysterical nonsense they're throwing out now.


https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/918552424595578880



My favorite meme thus far:

https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/918556177793011712

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (4df7R)

270 >>>For that matter, how do we know that Shooty McShooterson wasn't a werewolf?

Werewolves have bushy eyebrows. People with no eyebrows are either lizardoids or Red Lectroids (except his name was not John, so strike that).

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (EtE0a)

271 It sounds better than "hip hop" noises.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (iA9UR)

Practically anything sounds better than that. Even Yoko.

But I wasn't able to listen to the AP link, because there are a metric fuckton of scripts, and I didn't know which ones to "allow" in order to hear the sound.

Eff 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 04:04 PM (O848g)

272 "Too many notes Mozart. Just take out a few and send them to Havana, preferably in the basso profundo range . . . well . . . there it is"

Posted by: Emperor Franz Joseph II at October 12, 2017 04:04 PM (Fb9aZ)

273 257 Wow, clicked on that link for the sound and played it the dogs went stark raving insane!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (+Dllb)

For sure I'm not playing it then. I have one dog that barks if I set my glass down to hard...he thinks someone knocked at the door. He also barks at thunder, door bells on the TV, and the local test siren warning...among other things.

Posted by: Tami at October 12, 2017 04:04 PM (Enq6K)

274 260
225 Howard Dean tweeted out that the Clinton Foundation should be put in charge of Puerto Rican recovery efforts. Because experts and shit.
=========================

I wish Howard Dean would do something productive for the world. Like become director of Kandahar International Airport.

+++++++++++++++++

what? there are no luxury hotels or gold mining operations in PR yet?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 12, 2017 04:04 PM (RDd1I)

275 Jesus, people, don't do mean things to your animals for crissake.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 04:05 PM (kuFbc)

276 Racist dog whistle?

Posted by: Roy at October 12, 2017 04:05 PM (7n4KQ)

277 Maybe Dean should be familiar with Clinton cash to see that Bubba directed his expertise to building luxury hotels in Haiti outside of the damage zone. Not really helping folks.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 12, 2017 04:05 PM (RDd1I)

278 61 They can use extremely low frequency sound and make you void your bowels.Great for riot control because no one wants to riot with their pants full of shit.Bad for the cleanup crew..
Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (rmVvL)


I had a friend who'd immediately have to shit from the low-frequency bass whenever he was at a club and they played Jungle or Drum 'n Bass.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 12, 2017 04:05 PM (9TK8E)

279 Others said it so I had to listen, sounds like my tinnitus.
Folks nearby in the office asked WTH was I doing.
Click...
"Oh nothin.... why?"

Posted by: IP at October 12, 2017 04:05 PM (UmSfZ)

280 Communists always have millions of human subjects to test things on. If there is something that hurts, harms, tortures humans they will find it by trial and error since the errors can't say squat about it. How Harveywood.

Posted by: geoffb at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (zOpu5)

281 Pepe linked porn?

Well. That's unexpected.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 03:36 PM (2wRtc)

He linked to a video of Moldylocks ranting. But it was hosted on Pr0nHub, which has a virus problem, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (O848g)

282 The Russians were bombarding the US embassy in Moscow with microwaves in the 70s because they were employing cavity resonator bugs. Elegant use of physics.

I wonder if this is similar?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (9zpQg)

283 Where the victims fascist pig-dogs? It could be a Nazi dog whistle, designed to flush them out.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (/qEW2)

284 Also, if you have a psychotic break-witut being freezing, I mean, you can take your clothes off for no apparent reason, so maybe they went crazy, took of their clothes and ripped out parts of the tent. and then went into the snow nude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (iVOAv)

285
The problem with Puerto Rico is that it does not own enough uranium to be considered a world power.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Arms Racketeer, Uranium Peddler at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (EgwCt)

286 Good thing the Cubans didn't play that Slim Whitman song that explodes heads..

You mean this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuk1HXcz1k

Posted by: tu3031 at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (O5Q3r)

287 "People report hearing an ugly sound and then getting a bunch of ailments, like dizziness."

So, a Streisand song.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (ppaKI)

288 My MSM news feed notes that McStain has his pulse on America and is upset trump's not like doing WWIII with Russia. He be all like where's muh sanctions?

You may be shocked to learn he teamed up with a democrat for this.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (RDd1I)

289 Didn't the British put out stories about their pilots eating carrots to misdirect the Germans in regards to radar? Maybe the Cubans are just gassing the area and misdirecting with an ugly sound?

Posted by: Thecosmicpuppet at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (5X9iO)

290 OT but you guys see on Drudge that freakin' scrote
just released in A-stan won't get on a US plane? I say, leave him there,
get the mom and the kids out.


Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (14URa)

Or force him on and drop him off half way home.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 12, 2017 04:07 PM (r5KeJ)

291 WHY?
Could these weird sounds be part of some kind of spying/listening system?
If not, why would they do this?

Some Cubans speculate that the fidelistas want the US to break relations again, so they can keep using that as an excuse for poverty and tyranny. Eh. Not likely.
And note that the Canadian embassy also had the same problem.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2017 04:07 PM (0jtPF)

292 I wonder of this is what killed the boy the Norks returned

Posted by: CN at October 12, 2017 04:07 PM (W4xXw)

293 If the brown note doesn't exist you can just feed the rioters Taco Bell or Chipotle....

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 04:07 PM (rmVvL)

294 269
The newest bombshell in the Russian Election Meddling investigation, per CNN?


The Russians used POKEMON GO.

***

Heh. Gotta catch them all.

And now for your viewing pleasure - Obama singing the Pokemon Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvH8aZ2YA1A

Now THAT's an audible attack to one's eardrums

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 12, 2017 04:07 PM (Fb9aZ)

295 Last night I inadvertently grabbed one of my bewbs. I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest, as it were. Should I call CNN?

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (14URa)

296 Hmmmmm. He married into a well known al Qaida family, then divorced, then just happened to be vacationing in Afghanistan with his new, pregnant wife where they lived in captivity, hatched 2 more young'uns and look very healthy and well cared for. on release 5 years later. Hmmmmmm. *rummages for tinfoil

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (BoMuO)

297 that sound is garbage, my pets didn't even shit once

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (RDd1I)

298 295 Last night I inadvertently grabbed one of my bewbs.


Go on...

Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (0OmEj)

299 245 I remember I played that secret Cricket ringtone once when my kids were like 12 and 13. I didn't hear squat but instantly they both reached for their phones.

Someday Big Brother is going to use fMRI to see if folks recognize the Sonobi ad to sort the horde out into the camps.

Posted by: Anachronda needs a tigher tinfoil hat at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (v3pYe)

300 Russians used Pokemon Go??? Eh? what's next? They used Sesame Street?

Posted by: IC at October 12, 2017 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

301 Heads up people. They are summoning cthulu in Cuba.

Posted by: M.H.I. at October 12, 2017 04:09 PM (ZiBxu)

302 remember when Curious posted a link to two dudes tossing a salad? good times.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 12, 2017 04:09 PM (zbb49)

303 Correct me if I am wrong, but can a counter-sound be broadcast to nullify it? I remember some Sharper Image headphones being sold as having a feature like that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 12, 2017 04:09 PM (ujg0T)

304 Alexthechick -

You should see if Jordan Peterson will answer this one for you. I bet that dude knows exactly what's up with that phenomenon.

Posted by: grognard at October 12, 2017 04:09 PM (/29Nl)

305 286 That's the one.Our secret weapon against Martian invaders.

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 04:09 PM (rmVvL)

306 I don't want every stupid flirt and grab being complained about. I want the rapes and flashing and molestation and sexual harassment and all those "how badly do you want this part" episodes told.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)

307 I've decoded the sounds. It's aliens.

Specifically, shelving instructions.

Posted by: Weasel at October 12, 2017 04:10 PM (Sfs6o)

308 There is an episode of 77 Sunset Strip, believe it or not, that is very much like this. People heard a noise, then collapsed and ended up with serious, inexplicable nerve damage.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at October 12, 2017 04:10 PM (0MKRD)

309
He linked to a video of Moldylocks ranting. But it was hosted on Pr0nHub, which has a virus problem, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (O848g)


Virus problem? You click on a link at Pr0nHub and you think it's a 'virus problem'?

It's absolutely an intelligence problem. I can remember sitting on my grandfathers knee, back in post WW1 America and him telling me to never click on a link at a pron site.

But that was many beers ago. A little fuzzy the exact details.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 12, 2017 04:10 PM (EgwCt)

310 Should I call CNN?
Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (14URa)

Not unless you threatened to not give yourself a part in a movie unless you could grab your other boob.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2017 04:11 PM (iVOAv)

311 "The President's Analyst" and "Videodrome" brought to real life except the corporation is the Corporate-State of communism.

Posted by: geoffb at October 12, 2017 04:11 PM (zOpu5)

312 Hey.

Spielberg is re-releasing the extra super duper 4k cut of CE3k

https://youtu.be/9xYEXVvwdcE?t=9

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 04:11 PM (2wRtc)

313 289
Didn't the British put out stories about their pilots eating carrots to
misdirect the Germans in regards to radar? Maybe the Cubans are just
gassing the area and misdirecting with an ugly sound?

Posted by: Thecosmicpuppet at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (5X9iO)

***
Carrots in chili, carrots in the Battle of Britain - wtf next? Where will the carrot madness end!
Btw - that using carrots to confuse radar sounds a bit . . well . . it sounds a bit not true. How would that work? This sounds like that "This new science amazes me . . . tell me again how sheep's' bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes" scene from Monty P and the HG

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 12, 2017 04:11 PM (Fb9aZ)

314 >>>>
257 Wow, clicked on that link for the sound and played it the dogs went stark raving insane!



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (+Dllb)



For sure I'm not playing it then. I have one dog that barks if I
set my glass down to hard...he thinks someone knocked at the door. He
also barks at thunder, door bells on the TV, and the local test siren
warning...among other things.
.
.
.I would warn anyone who has dogs to not play that audio. My 10 year old Rhodesian nearly jumped out of her skin.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 12, 2017 04:11 PM (+Dllb)

315 what Taylor said. this has potential to be a witch hunt against every loser in LA who asked the wrong chick on a date

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 12, 2017 04:11 PM (zbb49)

316 The Russians were bombarding the US embassy in Moscow with microwaves in the 70s because they were employing cavity resonator bugs. Elegant use of physics.

I wonder if this is similar?
===========
Prolly. Cause 1970's tech is still cutting edge in Cuba.

Posted by: simplemind at October 12, 2017 04:11 PM (cEGjW)

317 Wow, that Slim Whitman song links to a Mean Mary on Fast Banjo plays Iron Horse.

Everybody loves up-tempo banjo music.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 04:12 PM (m9X4Y)

318 Also, if you have a psychotic break-witut being freezing, I mean, you can take your clothes off for no apparent reason, so maybe they went crazy, took of their clothes and ripped out parts of the tent. and then went into the snow nude.

My theory is one of about three things happened.

1. They camped on or near an unmarked USSR dumping site. Nerve gas, nuclear material, something like that and had a violent physical reaction to it. They run out into the blizzard and freeze to death which causes paradoxical undressing.

2. There was a weird harmonic event where the wind coming off the mountain made a freaking terrifying sound, they run out into the blizzard and etc.

3. There is an astronomical event (bright flashes, meteor upper atmosphere explosion, etc), they run out into the blizzard, yada yada.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 04:12 PM (jhqr1)

319 this has potential to be a witch hunt against every loser in LA who asked the wrong chick on a date

Which has two effects:
1) it dilutes the story with an ocean of background noise, burying the real bad stuff
2) makes the story sound like unwanted advances rather than extortion and rape and child sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2017 04:12 PM (39g3+)

320 Alexthechick -

You should see if Jordan Peterson will answer this one for you. I bet that dude knows exactly what's up with that phenomenon.
Posted by: grognard at October 12, 2017 04:09 PM (/29Nl)



That is likely true.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)

321 Last night I inadvertently grabbed one of my bewbs. I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest, as it were. Should I call CNN?


Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (14URa)
==========================

Pictures! (and not the holiday shots already in my collection), or it Did. Not. Happen.

Posted by: Not Harvery Weinstein's Ficus Tree at October 12, 2017 04:13 PM (LISuA)

322 >>Everybody loves up-tempo banjo music.


Not particularly...But. It keeps the line moving.

Posted by: Ned Beatty at October 12, 2017 04:13 PM (P9Wa/)

323 Funny. I listened to it and all I got was a Schadenboner as I remembered that Fidel Castro is still enjoying his eternal reward.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 12, 2017 04:13 PM (O033+)

324 The British claimed their night fighter pilots were so successful because they improved their night vision by eating carrots.

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 04:13 PM (rmVvL)

325 295 Last night I inadvertently grabbed one of my bewbs. I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest, as it were. Should I call CNN?
Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (14URa)

-------------

Oh, Peaches. Next time you feel that urge, call me. I'll help you through it.

Posted by: Soona at October 12, 2017 04:13 PM (ZAAkQ)

326 >>> if you have a psychotic break-witut being freezing, I mean, you can take your clothes off for no apparent reason, so maybe they went crazy, took of their clothes and ripped out parts of the tent. and then went into the snow nude

I think that was depicted in Spies Like Us.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at October 12, 2017 04:13 PM (EtE0a)

327 295 Last night I inadvertently grabbed one of my bewbs.




If I had bewbs there would be nothing inadvertent about grabbing them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (BoMuO)

328 Prolly. Cause 1970's tech is still cutting edge in Cuba.

Posted by: simplemind at October 12, 2017 04:11 PM (cEGjW)

=========

Just wait til they get 8-tracks!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (vg8iE)

329 Oh, a post just mentioned Boobs. Which reminds me that FaceBook and Mark Zuckerberg got the South Park treatment last night. I think I have to save what they called him for the ONT.

But since I dislike Mark Puckerface so completely, I was pleased.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (5Ezu/)

330 Btw - that using carrots to confuse radar sounds a bit...

No, no. The story was that the Brits ate a lot of carrots, and thus had better eyesight. Because RADAR was secret back then.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (u0s1P)

331 I wonder of this is what killed the boy the Norks returned
===

The Warmbier family said that Otto's teeth looked like they had been removed with pliers and then replaced...backward.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (2wRtc)

332 Boob Thread!

Posted by: Weasel at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (Sfs6o)

333 If I had bewbs there would be nothing inadvertent about grabbing them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (BoMuO)

========

I have the number of a guy that can hook you up.

Posted by: Caitlyn at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (vg8iE)

334 251 "They can use extremely low frequency sound and make you void your bowels."

It's funny that people still believe this. But Mythbusters busted it.


It's funny that you don't think Mythbusters in the pocket of Big Audio.

Posted by: Anachronda needs a tigher tinfoil hat at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (sGtp+)

335 I don't want every stupid flirt and grab being complained about. I want the rapes and flashing and molestation and sexual harassment and all those "how badly do you want this part" episodes told.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)


Seriously. I read that article about the "sexual abuse" allegations against Casey Affleck (who seems like a total douchebag to me) and they sounded like a lot of bullshit. Ooooh, he joked that she should procreate with one of the crew members ... ooooh, the horror!

About the only point in that whole pathetic article was when he climbed into bed with her, drunk one night, and then left when she told him to go. What the hell was she doing staying at his apartment, anyway? She had already said how totally uncomfortable she felt on the set (20 times, though she kept going back to work there).

It all sounded pretty stupid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (8gDQu)

336 The Warmbier family said that Otto's teeth looked like they had been removed with pliers and then replaced...backward.


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (2wRtc)
That kid must have gone through hell. I sure hope he is in a better place now.

Posted by: IC at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (a0IVu)

337 OT: Interesting story on ZeroHedge.

Speculation is that Bannon is behind the takedown on Weinstein.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (aT+Bx)

338 246---...humans know there are monsters out there with human faces but that's too psychologically threatening so we'll make those normal looking people over there into witches and displace everything onto them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 04:00 PM (mf5HN)
-----------------------------
Yeah, displacement. Don't worry about the millions of hardcore Islamists. Worry about the 200 Nazis!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (0jtPF)

339 300 Russians used Pokemon Go??? Eh? what's next? They used Sesame Street?
Posted by: IC at October 12, 2017 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

I wish they'd Pokemon Go to the polls!

Ha ha ha! That's funny and relatable right?

It's not? MotherFUCKER!! Those goddamn Jewbastards on the focus groups fucked me AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

340 LOL Rose McGowan's Twitter account was just re-enabled and she's accusing Bezos and Amazon now!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (UBzPO)

341 madness end!
Btw - that using carrots to confuse radar sounds a bit . . well . . it sounds a bit not true. How would that work?

I think it was a lie about specific vitamin regimens improving English pilots' night vision, and I think it was a "mostly obviously not true" sort of thing mostly to annoy them.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (HtLSE)

342 264 OT but you guys see on Drudge that freakin' scrote just released in A-stan won't get on a US plane? I say, leave him there, get the mom and the kids out.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:03 PM (14URa)


He sounds nice.

Posted by: Tami at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (Enq6K)

343 >>I think that was depicted in Spies Like Us.


"And to think...
I was going to do your family a favor and hook up the Disney Channel for Free!? For Free!?

Well. Forget it."

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (P9Wa/)

344 The human hearing range goes from about 20 Hz up to 22 kHz so I think the article is wrong when it says the sounds were between 7,000 and 8,000 kHz. They must mean 7 and 8 kHz if it was audible.

The fact that you have pulses over 20 equally spaced frequencies suggests it could be some kind of digital data transmission. There are ham radio digital modes that use a similar transmission scheme. It would be low bit-rate and wouldn't have much range but it might be strong enough to be detectable from the outside say through a vibrating window pane.

Or it could just be designed to be very annoying. It's also possible that the original sound is ultrasonic and what the people are hearing is just something in the room that is resonating at a lower harmonic.

Posted by: Maetenloch at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (pAlYe)

345 The Warmbier family said that Otto's teeth looked like they had been removed with pliers and then replaced...backward.
=========
autopsy done by coroner where he lived said, No the case. Autopsy did not show signs of obvious physical torture.

Posted by: simplemind at October 12, 2017 04:16 PM (1lUfO)

346 >>>I listened to it, and felt no problems.

Yeah. I listened and there were no problems. Except now, there appears to be a video of an asian girl with hair covering her face, climbing out of a well. She appears to be heading for the monitor.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 12, 2017 04:16 PM (/qEW2)

347 Those early radars only got you in position for an attack anyway,the attack was still carried out visually.

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 04:16 PM (rmVvL)

348 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)

I see your point and agree, but grabbing is disgusting, too. It's interesting to me that you and some other guys here seem to kind of blow it off.

I don't mean that in a bad way or to slam you, I really think it's interesting.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 04:16 PM (kuFbc)

349
I would warn anyone who has dogs to not play that audio. My 10 year old Rhodesian nearly jumped out of her skin.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Turned her into a Zimbabwean.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2017 04:16 PM (IqV8l)

350 Speculation is that Bannon is behind the takedown on Weinstein.


Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (aT+Bx)

Nonsense. The New Yorker and NYT are doing Bannon's bidding now?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 12, 2017 04:16 PM (UBzPO)

351 My theory is one of about three things happened.

1. They camped on or near an unmarked USSR dumping site. Nerve gas, nuclear material, something like that and had a violent physical reaction to it. They run out into the blizzard and freeze to death which causes paradoxical undressing.

2. There was a weird harmonic event where the wind coming off the mountain made a freaking terrifying sound, they run out into the blizzard and etc.

3. There is an astronomical event (bright flashes, meteor upper atmosphere explosion, etc), they run out into the blizzard, yada yada.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 04:12 PM (jhqr1)



There was also a prison camp for political dissidents nearby and there's speculation they were attacked by people who escaped the camp or got caught up in some kind of Soviet military response to the escape attempt.

Among the oddities are that some of the dead had broken bones and internal injuries but no exterior wounds and one of the women had her tongue cut out and eyes removed.

Oh and the movie is The Devil's Pass, Renny Harlin directed it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 04:17 PM (mf5HN)

352 Maybe this is old news today, but Ann Coulter has a good rundown of the Las Vegas shooter and the constantly evolving story.

https://archive.is/HMlqa

Basically the same thing a lot of us were pointing out.

You don't "make" millions of dollars a year playing video poker. Yet everyone in the media seems to have no problem swallowing this.

Posted by: Maritime at October 12, 2017 04:17 PM (lKmt3)

353 Russians used Pokemon Go??? Eh? what's next? They used Sesame Street?

-
OMG, not Barney the Dinosaur!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 12, 2017 04:17 PM (Nwg0u)

354 It's a recording of Cthulhu singing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2017 04:17 PM (k1TUh)

355 As Fox Mulder once said, "Trust no one."

Posted by: BeckoniningChasm at October 12, 2017 04:17 PM (l9m7l)

356 Or it could just be designed to be very annoying. It's also possible that the original sound is ultrasonic and what the people are hearing is just something in the room that is resonating at a lower harmonic.
Posted by: Maetenloch at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (pAlYe)
----------

Wow - hello, Maet!

Posted by: bluebell at October 12, 2017 04:18 PM (UoSKV)

357 Last night I inadvertently grabbed one of my bewbs. I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest, as it were. Should I call CNN?

Back when I was in High School, my crush was walking by me in the hall. We were friends. I was talking with someone, but wanted to acknowledge her. I reached out to squeeze her upper arm in a friendly "hello" gesture, but was mostly paying attention to the person I was talking to.

I totally honked her boob. I was mortified. She saw my reaction and understood immediately it was a mistake and was very forgiving. I wished I could crawl into my locker and hide.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 04:18 PM (jhqr1)

358 Yet everyone in the media seems to have no problem swallowing this.
======

I have zero problems swallowing.

Posted by: Shep! at October 12, 2017 04:18 PM (vg8iE)

359 WeaselDog unaffected by the alien cricket audio.

Posted by: Weasel at October 12, 2017 04:19 PM (Sfs6o)

360
LOL Rose McGowan's Twitter account was just re-enabled and she's accusing Bezos and Amazon now!
====

That girl is going to do something regrettable very soon.

Until then , I will pop more popcorn.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 04:19 PM (2wRtc)

361 humans know there are monsters out there with human faces but that's too psychologically threatening so we'll make those normal looking people over there into witches and displace everything onto them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 12, 2017 04:00 PM (mf5HN)


Werewolves are real. Not as in turning into wolves. As in monsters who prey on the weak and hide in plain sight. It is the duty of all good people to root them out and fight them, but all too often "culture" teaches that they're cool and we should want to be like them.

This, gentle Morons, is why we're Fucked.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 12, 2017 04:19 PM (AM1GF)

362 If I had bewbs there would be nothing inadvertent about grabbing them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (BoMuO)
My first moronic ex-husband said that if he were a girl, he'd just play with his boobs all the time. I still can't decide if he was better or worse than the second dipshit.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:19 PM (14URa)

363 295 Last night I inadvertently grabbed one of my bewbs. I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest, as it were. Should I call CNN?
Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:08 PM (14URa)


lol
Okay.
I was gonna ask how, but then realized I missed the previous threads, and hundreds of posts here, so u prolly did not really grab your bewb. Too bad. Would have been a funny story.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 12, 2017 04:19 PM (5Ezu/)

364 357 Accidental second base is still second base....

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (rmVvL)

365 @285 The problem with Puerto Rico is that it does not own enough uranium to be considered a world power.


You know what Puerto Rico does have, that James Bond has danced on?

http://tinyurl.com/y8l9h4rp

So if you meet an alien who speaks ungrammatical guttural Castilian...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (H5rtT)

366 autopsy done by coroner where he lived said, No the case. Autopsy did not show signs of obvious physical torture.
===


Of course.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (2wRtc)

367 Posted by: Maetenloch at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (pAlYe)


Hellloooooo!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (kuFbc)

368 It was not my intent to harm the blog or anybody on the blog with the MoldyLocks link. If I went TinyUrl and people clicked on it then that would have been way worse I assume and still assume.

I'm sorry, I really am.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (XFue2)


I'm not tossing stones. I was reading some article this morning about the 'millions' of PronHub viewers exposed to this viral attack.

I then calculated that of the millions of PronHub viewers there were probably only a handful so stupid as to open a link at a pron site.

Although the ads for massive 'girth' improvement are totally real.

Posted by: 1 small trick for massive girth improvement at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (EgwCt)

369 What's the frequency, Fidel?

Posted by: Bill C at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (HqPBH)

370 I haven't decided if this is all propaganda yet. It wouldn't be the first time we've made up crap to trigger a war with Cuba.

Posted by: hoodaticus at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (vitRc)

371 Trump used secret Cuban sound on Hillary at debate.

Posted by: NBC NEWS at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (QM5S2)

372 We have a Maetenloch sighting..!

Posted by: IC at October 12, 2017 04:21 PM (a0IVu)

373 Dang it, Maet's here? What did you guys do????

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:21 PM (14URa)

374 Ugh..... ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeieeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeeeeeeeee....

Posted by: USNtakim at October 12, 2017 04:21 PM (0OmEj)

375 I totally honked her boob. I was mortified. She saw my reaction and understood immediately it was a mistake and was very forgiving.
............

Did she then ask you to play Come In Tokyo?

Posted by: wth at October 12, 2017 04:21 PM (HgMAr)

376 nood

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 12, 2017 04:21 PM (wmaTe)

377 What this country needs to do is send military advisors to Catalonia to help them gain their independence from Spain.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 04:22 PM (m9X4Y)

378 The Devil's Pass incident...

I'm not saying it was the Yeti

But it was the Yeti

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2017 04:22 PM (k1TUh)

379 360
LOL Rose McGowan's Twitter account was just re-enabled and she's accusing Bezos and Amazon now!
====

That girl is going to do something regrettable very soon.

Until then , I will pop more popcorn.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 12, 2017 04:19 PM (2wRtc)


Yea, me thinks so too. But for now, let her tear it up. She has been a victim & silenced for so long. I imagine the rage & relief is overwhelming.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 12, 2017 04:22 PM (5Ezu/)

380 I heard they were going to beam a Joy Behar loop directly into your ears. Doesn't do anything directly but after 5 minutes you tear your own ears off.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 12, 2017 04:22 PM (0tN2W)

381 340 LOL Rose McGowan's Twitter account was just re-enabled and she's accusing Bezos and Amazon now!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (UBzPO)




Rose may be a rabid leftist, but by gum I suspect she is spot-on.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 12, 2017 04:22 PM (ujg0T)

382 This is an interesting article on the Dyatlov Pass Mystery and this guys theory about sound being used to drive people crazy:

http://tinyurl.com/pqdkvn7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2017 04:23 PM (iVOAv)

383 The Devil's Pass incident...
=====
naw bubba naw

was Lucifer leaving his prison under the ural mountains. Feeling peckish decided to snack on tongue and eyeballs.

Posted by: sam raimi at October 12, 2017 04:23 PM (Gd1T6)

384 New thread, now with more probing.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2017 04:23 PM (14URa)

385 It's interesting to me that you and some other guys here seem to kind of blow it off.

I am not "blowing off" grabbing a girl, Tammy. I explained why I'm concerned that is going to overwhelm the really awful stuff. I'd probably punch someone who did that to me. But its not as bad as rape or being extorted into sexual acts to get a job or your record being recorded, I think you'd agree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 12, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)

386 Man, I gotta get that sound outa my ears.

No, not that one. Slim Whitman.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 12, 2017 04:24 PM (m9X4Y)

387 340 LOL Rose McGowan's Twitter account was just re-enabled and she's accusing Bezos and Amazon now!

I had to look her up on IMDB yesterday because I had no clue who you all were talking about. After reading her bio I still have no clue.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 12, 2017 04:25 PM (kUmUV)

388
Trump used secret Cuban sound on Hillary at debate.
Posted by: NBC NEWS


The brawn note

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2017 04:25 PM (IqV8l)

389 There was also a prison camp for political dissidents nearby and there's speculation they were attacked by people who escaped the camp

I saw this documentary!

The Hills Have Eyes IVX: Dammit, someone get the Army in there to kill these hill people.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2017 04:26 PM (jhqr1)

390 Here's some good news. ISIS White Widow Killed By US Drone Strike

http://tinyurl.com/ybprp9qk

Posted by: tu3031 at October 12, 2017 04:28 PM (O5Q3r)

391 I need to be fertilized just like all the other plants. And I'm flattered by the attention of big Hollywood moguls. But whenever they offer me their home cooking, I always reply, "No thanks, I'd prefer some cow chips, please".

Posted by: The Ficus at October 12, 2017 04:29 PM (/qEW2)

392 "You don't "make" millions of dollars a year playing video poker. Yet
everyone in the media seems to have no problem swallowing this."

It's because they all failed at math.

Posted by: Chris M at October 12, 2017 04:31 PM (eAZVt)

393 330
Btw - that using carrots to confuse radar sounds a bit...



No, no. The story was that the Brits ate a lot of carrots, and thus had better eyesight. Because RADAR was secret back then.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 12, 2017 04:14 PM (u0s1P)

***
Oh a cover story - got it.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 12, 2017 04:32 PM (Fb9aZ)

394 the media swallowed ophucksticks' anal emissions for eight years. why wouldn't the swallow the vegas "story?"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 12, 2017 04:32 PM (KP5rU)

395 Here's some good news. ISIS White Widow Killed By US Drone Strike

http://tinyurl.com/ybprp9qk

Posted by: tu3031 at October 12, 2017 04:28 PM (O5Q3r)


Yeah, I saw that. Makes me wonder, was it brainwashing in public schools that did that? Or was she abused? Or a mental case? Or some combination of the three?

Don't get me wrong. I don't think anyone who joins/recruits for ISIS deserves any sympathy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 12, 2017 04:32 PM (/qEW2)

396 392
"You don't "make" millions of dollars a year playing video poker. Yet

everyone in the media seems to have no problem swallowing this."

It's because they all failed at math.



Posted by: Chris M at October 12, 2017 04:31 PM (eAZVt)

**
This is correct - but remember, they love science and math sexually . . so it all evens out.
One simply cannot "win millions" at any game at a casino without also losing millions - one cannot support one's self as a "professional gambler" with the small exception of tournament poker players - but in that instance you are not playing the house, you are playing other suckers . . I mean players.
By the way, the general rule of thumb, which no lefty libtard has yet seemed to learn, is that if you are having a hard time figuring out who the sucker is at the table . . . then it is you.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 12, 2017 04:39 PM (Fb9aZ)

397 Ok, someone 'splain to me why the market is down. Because of the HC EO?

Posted by: Tami at October 12, 2017 04:01 PM (Enq6K)

Or profit-taking?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 04:43 PM (O848g)

398 Also, if you have a psychotic break-witut being freezing, I mean, you can take your clothes off for no apparent reason, so maybe they went crazy, took of their clothes and ripped out parts of the tent. and then went into the snow nude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2017 04:06 PM (iVOAv)

They had all eaten a meal together in their tent. Ergot poisoning, maybe? That caused all sorts of bizarre behavior when it was endemic in Western Europe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 04:49 PM (O848g)

399 It's absolutely an intelligence problem. I can remember sitting on my grandfathers knee, back in post WW1 America and him telling me to never click on a link at a pron site.

But that was many beers ago. A little fuzzy the exact details.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 12, 2017 04:10 PM (EgwCt)

No, more than that. Apparently there is malware on Pr0nHub that serves out a virus. Infected even more so than average.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 04:53 PM (O848g)

400 Or it could just be designed to be very annoying. It's also possible that the original sound is ultrasonic and what the people are hearing is just something in the room that is resonating at a lower harmonic.

Posted by: Maetenloch at October 12, 2017 04:15 PM (pAlYe)

Long time, no see, Maetenloch!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 04:58 PM (O848g)

401 I haven't decided if this is all propaganda yet. It wouldn't be the first time we've made up crap to trigger a war with Cuba.

Posted by: hoodaticus at October 12, 2017 04:20 PM (vitRc)

Except Canadian diplomats have been affected, too, which the Canadian Government has acknowledged, and dipshit Trudeau is a Castro-loving scum, and no friend of DJT.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 05:03 PM (O848g)

402 No, more than that. Apparently there is malware on Pr0nHub that serves out a virus. Infected even more so than average.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 04:53 PM (O848g)


You have to willingly suspend disbelief in reality to be at a pron site, which is chock full of advertisements which absolutely guarantee enlongment, engorgement, and a host of other promises which actual somewhat normal people disregard -- then click on a link which tells you they have an answer to a problem you don't have.

Then believe an article that tells you 'millions' clicked that link. Listen, I have as much distrust in my fellow man as the average person here, but I just can't believe that many people are that stupid.

Maybe I'm naive. I don't want to be naive.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 12, 2017 05:16 PM (EgwCt)

403 Canadian diplomatic staff too despite the amount of money stupid, cheap Canadians spend there. Brits too I've read.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 12, 2017 05:16 PM (mJ8mX)

404 >>>I saw Cuban Audio Attack Force open for Big Audio Dynamite.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)

When and where?

Posted by: m at October 12, 2017 05:27 PM (1Xpas)

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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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