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Ben Affleck: Now That You Mention It, I'm Sorry I Groped an Actress' Breasts in 2003

To be honest, I'm mainly doing these Affleck stories because LauraW. loves him so damn much, and I'm a jealous person.

I didn't link this yesterday because I'm not sure it's a big deal. But then, Lauraw.

That disclosure made-- all sorts of things are coming out now.

Ben Affleck apologized to actress Hilarie Burton for groping her during an appearance on "TRL" in 2003.

"I acted inappropriately toward Ms. Burton and I sincerely apologize," Affleck tweeted Wednesday.

The reason I say maybe this isn't such a big deal is that a video of the actress recounting the event (at the link) indicates she took it as a harmless joke. But who knows, maybe she just felt she had to "be cool about it" on TV.

And I don't know if someone choosing not to make a big deal over something actually excuses the violation in question. Terry Crews did not make a big deal over a Hollywood exec grabbing his privates -- but that doesn't mean it was appreciated.

I guess I'm saying that someone's level of presented outrage -- or their shrugging it off as just something that happened -- is irrelevant as to judging whether the act itself was wrongful.

She also says that she had to choose to laugh about it, because the alternative was crying.


I'd say that's a good decision. Better to shrug it off than dwell on it. But it doesn't absolve Affleck.

This still isn't the biggest deal. It's a deal, just not the biggest. It casts a lot of doubt on his claim of being appalled or whatever about Harvey Weinstein's behavior.

It also casts doubt on his previous Social Justice Warrior hyper-sensitivity to anything "gross" that hurts people's feelings.

And a little update on the story about NBC killing Ronan Farrow's Weinstein report:

Well, I guess if you just tell someone to stop working on a story, that's one way to make sure it never meets your editorial requirements for publication.

A source says he was told to "stop working on this."

"Ronan was basically told to stop working on this," according to a source, who called the network's decision "indefensible."

The more important point, though, is that LauraW. should feel deeply ashamed about her crush on Chester the Molestor and issue her own apology.

Posted by: Ace at 08:28 PM




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1 Roomy

Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2017 08:16 PM (2cuLk)

2 Affleck played a (teen)raper in Mallrats. Didn't know he'd gone Method.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (6FqZa)

3 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (KCxzN)

4 I hope they all friggin' eat each other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (fgzLM)

5 Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

6 Hooters, hooters, yum, yum,yum
Hooters, hooters, on a girl who's dumb

Posted by: al bundy at October 11, 2017 08:18 PM (mJ8mX)

7 Between the antics of Joss Whedon and Ben Affleck, Justice League has no chance next month....

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at October 11, 2017 08:19 PM (PUKsa)

8 4 I hope they all friggin' eat each other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (fgzLM)


*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 08:19 PM (Enq6K)

9 I'm Boobman.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

10 HONK HONK!!!!

Posted by: BEN AFFLECK!!! at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru)

11 He's a drunk

Posted by: NCKate at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (cpPGe)

12 What hump?

Posted by: not lauraw at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (mJ8mX)

13 The girl Affleck groped was the youngish daughter of an actor Ben was working with on a film.

I guess her dad lost his balls somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (PY9jH)

14 Yes I was performing an eye exam when I asked that chick to look at my man bulge..

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel MD. at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (U5Xeq)

15 Between the antics of Joss Whedon and Ben Affleck, Justice League has no chance next month....

If Gal Godot comes out and says she groped a woman, they might just have a chance.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

16 Ace you should have posted this video, he's high or drunk or both.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NMq6xDHBKwQ

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 08:21 PM (Ri/rl)

17 >> Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating
>> Weinstein for sex crimes.

Back of coppers, or the potted plant gets it!

Posted by: Uncle Harvey, holding his dick to a potted plant at October 11, 2017 08:21 PM (8O3HH)

18 Isaac Mizrahi groped Scarlett Johanssen on live tv once. Some awards show or another, and he just reached over and checked her "is it real" status.

Posted by: OCBill at October 11, 2017 08:21 PM (df+Zi)

19 So Lauraw fantasizes about Ben Afflek groping her hump?

Posted by: rickl at October 11, 2017 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

20 The FBI has opened an investigation into Harvey Weinstein for alleged sex crimes, DailyMail.com has exclusively learned on Wednesday
Three women, including Actress Asia Argento and Lucia Evans, have come forward and claimed the producer forced himself on them sexually
The DOJ's order is likely to be seen in a political light given Weinstein's friendship with President Trump's defeated rival Hillary Clinton
Weinstein donated heavily to Clinton and although she said she was shocked and dismayed by his actions, she hasn't returned any of his contributions
The 65-year-old is said to be planning to depart for Europe in order to receive professional treatment and go to sex therapy in wake of the scandal
His hasty international departure sparks fears of a Roman Polanski-style situation, where he dodges prosecution in the U.S
Polanski has managed to avoid US officials since he plead guilty to having sex with a 13-year-old in 1978

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 11, 2017 08:21 PM (e8kgV)

21 Come on, it's not like I pulled on the damn things.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at October 11, 2017 08:21 PM (Mouru)

22
The more important point, though, is that LauraW. should feel deeply ashamed about her crush on Chester the Molestor and issue her own apology.







So you're saying that lauraw wants to hump Ben A......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (eXA4G)

23 Ace, the video I linked is much worse than the TRL girl only the interviewer seems to like his behavior.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (Ri/rl)

24 Happiest man in America: Cam Newton.

2017... when being a sexist pig just isn't that big a deal, in the grand scheme of things.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (Pz4pT)

25 Burn the nets. Burn Hollywood. Fifty states, five hundred networks, and Internet if you want to see what someone else is offering.

Oh, and burn the cable companies. And the satellite scams.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (66CWr)

26 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Zombie Hugh Heffernan at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (U5Xeq)

27 Isaac is a gay. He gets a specific pass. Because.

Posted by: NCKate at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (cpPGe)

28 I accidentally bumped against Selena's breast in high school and have never forgotten that. Never.

Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (UdKB7)

29 friggin hypocrites

Posted by: runner at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (QC/4S)

30 So, Affleck attempted to reconcile with Jennifer Garner by being an actual dad and going to church with them on Sundays.

But he couldn't help himself. Now he's drinking and gambling again, and screwing some twit producer/writer with SNL.

I "learned" all this from valuable reading materials at my hair salon. So take it for what it's worth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (PY9jH)

31 I don't know about anyone else, but if I do something wrong that bothers another person, I don't wait 14 years before apologizing.

I don't grab people or anything like that, but you can usually tell when you've hurt someone. That's when you apologize.

Posted by: BeckoniningChasm at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (l9m7l)

32
As of this afternoon, Uncle Harvey was making a scene at his daugther's house in LA. He hasn't left US soil, yet. And they may have pulled his passport. Please, let that be the case. Don't let ol' Harv pull a Pollanski.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:23 PM (8O3HH)

33 Help! An old fat guy is trying to eat me!

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2017 08:23 PM (hLB6Q)

34 Isaac Mizrahi groped Scarlett Johanssen on live tv once. Some awards show or another, and he just reached over and checked her "is it real" status.


Having seen her lovely cans I rate this JUSTIFIED

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)

35

So you're saying that lauraw wants to hump Ben A......


That's just a hunch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

36 Forget Hilarie Burton; he molested Daredevil.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 11, 2017 08:23 PM (Ndje9)

37 I love it when Lefties get their comuppance.

Not tired of winning!

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:23 PM (tlC78)

38 I'm sure Obama was as shocked as we were to read about his daughter's carefully selected and vetted employer's sexual perversions in the paper.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 08:23 PM (2wRtc)

39 So is Ben Affleck going to be humped in a Very Uncomfortable Place?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 08:24 PM (6FqZa)

40 Do you like apples Ben?

How do you like them apples?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at October 11, 2017 08:24 PM (GQn43)

41 The FBI has opened an investigation into Harvey Weinstein

Yeah, sure. It's not like they had anything else to do.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 08:24 PM (Sv2/X)

42 The sense of entitlement by these Hollyweirdos is nauseating.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2017 08:24 PM (iVOAv)

43 We know a guy whose elbow accidentally bumped Sandra Bullock's booty as she was on the way to the girls' room at a bar here.

He's gay, but swore he'd never wash that elbow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:24 PM (PY9jH)

44 At least it wasn't in the back seat of a volkswagen.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2017 08:24 PM (z/Ubi)

45 Um, isn't one of the whole points of getting into the entertainment field to get famous/rich/powerful enough to do whatever you want to random strange trying to get ahead via their looks?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (rznWS)

46 Yes I was performing an eye exam when I asked that chick to look at my man bulge..

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel MD. at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (U5Xeq)



Did she have a microscope?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (auHtY)

47 So much for the left's vaunted control of the culture wars.

Maybe, just maybe, they aren't nearly as powerful as we have been led to believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (/tuJf)

48 The FBI has opened an investigation into Harvey Weinstein

Yeah, sure. It's not like they had anything else to do.



They've seized all the potted plants at Weinstein Co.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (Mouru)

49 He was just seeing how gigli her boobs were.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

50 It was so soft, but so firm.

Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (UdKB7)

51 I guess her dad lost his balls somewhere.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:20 PM (PY9jH)

Yes because most fathers would make that fucking weasel swallow his own teeth if he touched their daughter. Think about this, if this asshole does this shit on TV, what does he do in private. Fuck Hollyweird!

Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (NTM5E)

52 Isaac Mizrahi groped Scarlett Johanssen on live tv once. Some awards
show or another, and he just reached over and checked her "is it real"
status.



Well, he's gay, so...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (PY9jH)

53 On today's after school special, LauraW learns that the good looking quarterback isn't always so nice to girls.

Posted by: Ace TV at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (22ZvT)

54 Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (Nwg0u)

55
I can only hope, as another Moron suggested, that this ends with a low speed chase with Uncle Harvey in a white Bronco. In the back, whacking, with a potted plant he's grabbed as a hostage.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:26 PM (8O3HH)

56 The FBI has opened an investigation into Harvey Weinstein

So how much of this stuff would be outside a statute of limitations? He's been at this a long time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

57 I'm Thatman

Posted by: Ben Affleck at October 11, 2017 08:26 PM (OSiAE)

58 Next on AceTV, confessions of jealous 2nd tier blogger, and the hump backed damsel who spurned him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2017 08:26 PM (mhhUf)

59 You know who's loving this? Jennifer Garner's divorce attorney!

Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2017 08:26 PM (14URa)

60
The FBI has opened an investigation into Harvey Weinstein


So, Vegas is a done deal, I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

61 Ben Affleck, that moralizing prig. He can go f*ck himself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (Mouru)

62 You tell them if they don't leave me alone I'll jump off a high rise!

What do you mean nobody cares?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (SkuXa)

63 @4: "I hope they all friggin' eat each other."

On it 'til we vomit!

Posted by: Hillary, Huma, Rosie, and Ellen at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (rznWS)

64 'Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt '

Ooo that's one of my favorites!

Posted by: The dung beatle at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (UdKB7)

65
You know who's loving this? Jennifer Garner's divorce attorney!

Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2017 08:26 PM (14URa)


This. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

66 So much for the left's vaunted control of the culture wars.

Maybe, just maybe, they aren't nearly as powerful as we have been led to believe.


The cracks are spreading-- they could come down overnight like the Soviets.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

67 No come on--it's Ben Affleck no mas.

If a Republican was caught doing what Ben did do you think Ben would be all--"eh"?


(The actress is now married to the guy that plays Negan on The Walking Dead.)

Posted by: Obi One Sonobi at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (BaFvY)

68 Cam Newton fucked up and told a shitty pun, best I can tell. Worse jokes are told here. And the person who sniffed about it Not Being Funny was caught telling much worse (and racist) jokes earlier.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (6FqZa)

69 As of this afternoon, Uncle Harvey was making a scene at his daugther's house in LA. He hasn't left US soil, yet. And they may have pulled his passport. Please, let that be the case. Don't let ol' Harv pull a Pollanski. .

Any link/source?

Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (NTM5E)

70 Who is LauraW?

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (tlC78)

71 This still isn't the biggest deal. It's a deal, just not the biggest.

++++

I'm guessing there have been times that Ben grabbed a titty or two and his come on was welcomed. It's not an exact science, Obviously, trapping a woman in a hallway and spooging on the potted plant will rarely be thought of as a harmless seduction gambit. But, if you have read your "target" right, a little grope might very well be reciprocated.

In Ben's case, even though he is a leftist douche, it looks like he was only guilty of reading his would be conquest poorly.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (pvjTE)

72 This is what happens when your outrage meter goes to 11.

Posted by: Bosk at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (fjMEv)

73 >>So how much of this stuff would be outside a statute of limitations? He's been at this a long time.

I suppose some of it depends on where the acts took place. In NY, there is no statute of limitations on rape.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

74 Headline at Drudge: I gather there's some concern Weinstein may harm himself! I should read the article...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (e9G8E)

75 Sorry.

Sorry, you peons caught me squeezing some bodacious ta-tas, and rubbing myself up against some dude's lucky, lucky daughter.

Sorry.

I'm Batman.

Posted by: Ben Assfleck at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (2wRtc)

76
5 Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)







What jurisdiction? What Federal law?

I don't think the Mann Act applies, which is the only one I can think of.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (eXA4G)

77 The FBI has opened an investigation into Harvey Weinstein


So, Vegas is a done deal, I guess.



MGM high-rollers are already being comped with tickets to tour Paddock's crime house

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (Mouru)

78 47 So much for the left's vaunted control of the culture wars.

Maybe, just maybe, they aren't nearly as powerful as we have been led to believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (/tuJf)



They thought their status would protect them. But they've created a monster and people are pointing out shit they've been doing that is 100x's worse than anything they've ruined other people's lives over.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2017 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)

79 Um, isn't one of the whole points of getting into the entertainment field to get famous/rich/powerful enough to do whatever you want to random strange trying to get ahead via their looks?
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2017 08:25 PM (rznWS)


When you put it that way it sounds like the whole racket is rotten to the core.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:29 PM (Pz4pT)

80 AceTV needs to have a gun show. Maybe several.

Posted by: The dung beatle at October 11, 2017 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

81 28 I accidentally bumped against Selena's breast in high school and have never forgotten that. Never.
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (UdKB7)

I accidentally hit Lorri Morgan in the face at a resort in the desert. I didn't know who she was. I said sorry and my friends were telling me that's lorri morgan, I said really loud, who's Lori Morgan?
She was nice and said that's alright darlin'

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 08:29 PM (Ri/rl)

82 See the top story at the Daily Mail.

TMZ was the first to report Uncle Harvey pitching a hissy at his daugther's house this afternoon. That's the daughter with his first wife.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:29 PM (8O3HH)

83 Who is LauraW?
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (tlC7



She's the cob with the hump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:29 PM (Mouru)

84 The FBI? Hahahahahahahahaha. Take a year off HW and you'll be fine. Just keep that cash to the dems a flowing and you'll be o.k.

Posted by: Bosk at October 11, 2017 08:29 PM (fjMEv)

85 Ted Williams on Tucker just called Vegas cops 'Keystone cops' for not securing Paddock's home that was broken into.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Enq6K)

86 In non-sex news:

Dr. Kelli Ward has raised $1.04 mill so far in her primary challenge to Sen. Jeff Flake (RINO-AZ).

Hey, Mortimer!

We built that.

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (hLB6Q)

87 The cracks are spreading

*****

oh gawd.

Posted by: Obi One Sonobi at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (BaFvY)

88 Who is LauraW?
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:27 PM (tlC7


Turn in your AoSHQ card.

Now.

Go!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Pz4pT)

89 Pffft I copped a feel of Ivanka on live TV... Right before I got thrown off Jimmy Kimmel MD. For realsies.. http://tinyurl.com/y8hkryrb

Posted by: Andy Dick is a dick at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (U5Xeq)

90 Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

What jurisdiction? What Federal law?



Ejaculating across state lines.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Mouru)

91
Oh yeah, see the Daily Mail. Uncle Harvey was photographed going into an LA law office. And he flipped off the world. Double middle fingers to everybody.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (8O3HH)

92 Headline at Drudge: I gather there's some concern Weinstein may harm himself! I should read the article...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (e9G8E)



Don't get any closer! I mean it! I'll whack myself..err..off

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (auHtY)

93 On today's after school special, LauraW learns that the good looking quarterback isn't always so nice to girls.
====

Followed by a shocking new Investigative Report that appears to prove that married men do, in fact, look at porn.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 08:31 PM (2wRtc)

94 They tried to take DT down with the pussy grabbing BS but it failed. Funny how it's backfiring now.

Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2017 08:31 PM (UdKB7)

95 In all of these pictures I have a question. Why doesn't that fat grey haired bastard buy a fucking razor and shave. Put him in regular clothes and he is a fucking homeless bum in LA.

Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:31 PM (NTM5E)

96 Mish or hooters.
If worth grabbing then what the hell!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 08:31 PM (y+BJh)

97 I remember several years ago, Affleck was dating that marriage addict J. Lo, and those two attention whores were all over Savannah for several weeks.

He bought a historic old mansion on a barrier island, and he and J. Lo were seen shopping and fame whoring all over town.

He went to a local dealership and bought a big ol' pick up truck, and then was spotted in the gun section of Bass Pro Shop buying him some big ol' guns, which bored J. Lo to death, so she went shopping elsewhere in the mall.

You couldn't go anywhere without running into those two canoodling and making sure they were seen.

They eventually got bored with GA and each other and left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (PY9jH)

98 >> Who is LauraW?


The AoSHQ Spatchcocking Expert and Patron Saint of The Nutmegger Cabal.

Also, the Fox with the Hump.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (OSiAE)

99 Who is LauraW?
Posted by: ALH

She's the cob with the hump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


...what hump?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (66CWr)

100 I'll squeeze LauraW's hump if it will make her feel better.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (Re0pQ)

101 Headline at Drudge: I gather there's some concern Weinstein may harm himself! I should read the article...


Kill myself
Ruin the NRA
Kill myself
Ruin the NRA
Kill myself
Ruin the NRA

Posted by: H. Weinstein at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (Mouru)

102 77 The FBI has opened an investigation into Harvey Weinstein


So, Vegas is a done deal, I guess.


MGM high-rollers are already being comped with tickets to tour Paddock's crime house
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:28 PM (Mouru)

MGM sent us a handwritten note. We only get those for birthdays and Christmas.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (Ri/rl)

103 The FBI has opened an investigation into Harvey Weinstein

-
They have no idea what the motive was.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (Nwg0u)

104 Dr. Kelli Ward has raised $1.04 mill so far in her primary challenge to Sen. Jeff Flake (RINO-AZ).
Hey, Mortimer!
We built that.
Posted by: mnw
====

Yeppers.

I wish I could have written a physical check so that I could have written #winning in the memo field.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (2wRtc)

105 Ted Williams on Tucker just called Vegas cops 'Keystone cops' for not securing Paddock's home that was broken into.

Just like San Bernardino.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

106 >>
Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)



What jurisdiction? What Federal law?

Transporting agricultural products across state lines.

Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (2cuLk)

107 >>The cracks are spreading


We're approaching Peak Cleavage.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:33 PM (OSiAE)

108 You guys have AoSHQ cards?

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:33 PM (tlC78)

109 It might just be me but it seems like Trump is slowly bending the arc in his direction. Just by goading the left into beclowning themselves with hysterical overreach.

Russia, the NFL, Hollywood. Even mcturtle is growing a pair Maybe the news is just so overwhelming that Progda can't schedule their two minutes of Trump hate but the vibe is that Trump is winning

Posted by: Blutarski-0.0 at October 11, 2017 08:33 PM (+Tibp)

110 Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)



What jurisdiction? What Federal law?

Transporting agricultural products across state lines.
Posted by: Aviator

He said he's make me famous.

Posted by: the chicken at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (I11+c)

111 >>The cracks are spreading

We're not doing phrasing any more are we?

:wink:

Posted by: Our Favorite Soccer Goalie Gal at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (8O3HH)

112
Kill myself
Ruin the NRA


Harvey needs to kill himself with an automatic submachine gun with a bump stock and the thing that goes up!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

113 Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes.
What jurisdiction? What Federal law?
Transporting agricultural products across state lines.
====

Mopery.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (2wRtc)

114 'She was nice and said that's alright darlin'

My Selena sat behind me in English class. She just gave me a kinda cute grin. I have no idea what happened to her after the 11th grade.

Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (UdKB7)

115 I'm waiting for the mob to go after Leo DiCaprio. He and his Hollywood crowd were known as the Pussy Posse back in the day and they were lil' Weinsteins themselves. Yeah, his statement on Harvey was so sincere.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (W+vEI)

116 AceTV needs to have a gun show. Maybe several.

So many episodes we're already into reruns.

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (22ZvT)

117 MGM sent us a handwritten note. We only get those for birthdays and Christmas.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (Ri/rl)



Heh. I got that one too. I didn't know I was part of the family, and for 18 years yet.

Maybe they just didn't want me to cancel my Delano reservation for December.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (Mouru)

118 Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)



What jurisdiction? What Federal law?

Nutting into a protected species potted plant. It's right there in the constitution under the good and plenty clause...

Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (NTM5E)

119 >>You guys have AoSHQ cards?

We got them from LauraW.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (/tuJf)

120 And Ben Affleck is a no talent douchebag. He's Matt Damon's dumber brother. Like Rain Man, but without an ounce of actual human intelligence.

He's the worst actor I've ever seen. He was probably jerking Harvey off just to attend the Oscars.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (Re0pQ)

121 Coming up next!

Point Elbows II: The Fappening

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 08:35 PM (22ZvT)

122 94 They tried to take DT down with the pussy grabbing BS but it failed. Funny how it's backfiring now.
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2017 08:31 PM (UdKB7)



Because I really think that is the worst they had. Joking about groupies and getting shot down after hitting on a married woman. There were some other accusations, though weren't those of the anonymous variety? I'm to the point where I'm thinking that they were fake in the effort to try and flush out some real accusers that they could attach names to. You know the ones who keep silent until everyone else starts talking.


I think that what you are seeing here with Weinstein is what you would have seen if there was more than just the "grab them by the pussy" tape.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2017 08:35 PM (z/Ubi)

123 Uncle Harvey was photographed going into an LA law office. And he flipped off the world. Double middle fingers to everybody.

-
Now that is remourse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 08:35 PM (Nwg0u)

124 You guys have AoSHQ cards?
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:33 PM (tlC7


Now you're on double secret probation, buddy.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:35 PM (Pz4pT)

125 @5: "Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes."

Quick, someone tell Lon Horiuchi that Weinstein is holding a baby!

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (rznWS)

126 Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Enq6K)

I doubt they're Keystone Cops. It was done deliberately.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (iVOAv)

127 Matt Damon has released a statement that he's been abusing himself for many years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

128 Are you and LauraW having a thing, Ace? Should we come back later?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (rb1zT)

129 Uncle Harvey was photographed going into an LA law office. And he flipped off the world. Double middle fingers to everybody.

Careful, Harvey, that's how you got in this mess...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

130 Every day is hump day when Lauraw is around.

Posted by: the camel at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (UdKB7)

131 Matt Damon has released a statement that he's been abusing himself for many years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

I thought it said MATT DAMON!!

Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (NTM5E)

132 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (I11+c)

133 I wonder if Barry Obama and Weinstein ever showered together -- with Matt and Ben?

I honestly wouldn't doubt it. At All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (PY9jH)

134 Heh. I got that one too. I didn't know I was part of the family, and for 18 years yet.

Maybe they just didn't want me to cancel my Delano reservation for December.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (Mouru)

Did your host write #Vegasstrong too? We don't have a reservation. I thought the note was odd. We only get the invites to poker tourneys, concerts etc.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (Ri/rl)

135 We conclude that no evidence exists connection Harvey Weinstein to terrorism. Or sex crimes.

Posted by: FBI at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

136 The spreads are cracking?

Posted by: Sum Yung Guy at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (U5Xeq)

137 When does LauraW show up? Does she do the chess thread or something?

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (tlC78)

138 Ted Williams on Tucker just called Vegas cops 'Keystone cops' for not securing Paddock's home that was broken into.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Enq6K)



The dead frozen baseball player?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

139 Headline at Drudge: I gather there's some concern Weinstein may harm himself!

It's a good way to get protection from those who would 'suicide' him.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (tIhIY)

140 Harvey's only chance is to declare he's gay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

141 Matt Damon?

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (SkuXa)

142 I wonder if Barry Obama and Weinstein ever showered together -- with Matt and Ben?

I honestly wouldn't doubt it. At All.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (PY9jH)

I'd almost be more surprised if it didn't happen. And I guarantee Reggie was there too...

Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (NTM5E)

143 That thing that goes 'hump' in the night?

lauraW

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (OSiAE)

144 125 @5: "Tucker confirming that FBI is investigating Weinstein for sex crimes."

Quick, someone tell Lon Horiuchi that Weinstein is holding a baby!
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (rznWS)

Ouch.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

145 Look Ben Affleck is such a bad actor and has ruined so many movies--he has to be able to do a good imitation of a potted plant for Harvey when he needs it.

Posted by: Obi One Sonobi at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (BaFvY)

146 140 Harvey's only chance is to declare he's gay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

Or Black.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (tlC78)

147 Again, Affleck's family owned slaves! Slaves!!! SLAVES!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (O5Q3r)

148
Read that Daily Mail article. The claim is that Uncle Harvey skipped sex-rehab 'cause they wouldn't let him have his phone. His daughter called the cops, saying Harvey was threatening suicide, but then later denied he was a threat to himself or others.

And they say the DoJ ordered the FBI to investigate. Snoozin' Sessions has perked up on this. Maybe Donny Two Scoops lit a fire under his ass, or something.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:38 PM (8O3HH)

149 >>When does LauraW show up? Does she do the chess thread or something?

She comments all the time. Her comments are smart, witty and topical.

But you can only see her comments if you have an AOSHQ card.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:39 PM (/tuJf)

150 When does LauraW show up? Does she do the chess thread or something?

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (tlC7

You're new here aren't you?

Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:39 PM (NTM5E)

151 'I gather there's some concern Weinstein may harm himself! '

Keep him away from the potted cactus.

Posted by: the camel at October 11, 2017 08:39 PM (UdKB7)

152 A little more than a mish wishing!

Posted by: Very Undude at October 11, 2017 08:39 PM (2X7pN)

153 Wait a minute. You mean we have to answer up to somebody besides GOD? GOD has already forgiven me for my sins. 'Now therefore, there is no condemnation', right?

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (zLDYs)

154
Second look at Bob Filner?


/S A R C ! ! !

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)

155 Not sure if I am repeating myself or not... but wouldn't it be funny if *all* of the teewee broadcast licenses were pulled? Yes, ALL. Imagine all the teewee bighairs fighting for jobs at Starbucks or Target.

... and then after a year or so : ACE TV!!!

Beer!
Bacon!
Boobs!
Boomsticks!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (0ReGO)

156 There are a lot more Harvey Weinstein's in Douchebag Wood. He just fell out of favor or pissed off the wrong people.

Funny how they all get so righteous when they've known for years and did zero. Cowards.

This whole Hollywood scene is very big in my area. People taking kids for acting lessons, commercials, auditions the whole thing. If you heard some of the stories these parents tell you would want to burn the entire place down and sleep comfortably knowing that when God has had enough, he's going to launch a flaming ball of fire on the whole place.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (Re0pQ)

157 earlier i made a comment about a video of dancing scenes from hollywood movies posted on a thread here, saying "they look like they're having so much fun!". and thinking about that, i wonder, is that a particularly american thing? what other country represents fun as a life goal?

is that why hollywood is given a pass, as clinton was given a pass, they're having so much fun!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (AxFdW)

158 True Fact : lauraW was Ace's prom date.

True Fact 2 : She also brought a date. And neither knew Ace was hiding in the trunk.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (OSiAE)

159
Meanwhile some DEMOCRAT in PA was arrested for possession and dissemination of child porn.

I'm sure NBC will have it up front.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)

160 @120: "He's the worst actor I've ever seen."

You. take. that. back.

Posted by: Latter day Kevin Costern and Harrison Ford at October 11, 2017 08:41 PM (rznWS)

161 When does LauraW show up? Does she do the chess thread or something?
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (tlC7


She shows up when she feels like it. You won't know she's here, and then just like that.. she's gone.

No but seriously, one of the very first to be given Cob status here. Used to post regularly, doesn't much anymore, but occasionally she'll post something.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:41 PM (Pz4pT)

162 >> And neither knew Ace was hiding in the trunk.

He wasn't carrying a potted plant with him, I hope.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:41 PM (8O3HH)

163 I was traveling and was in a hotel. I flipped on cable and saw Michael Douglas -- acting ghey?
The next thing I knew - boom. There it was.

Matt Damon buttfucking 'Liberace' (Michael Douglas) is seared into my memory.

I am still looking for a decent EST therapist to erase the memory.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 08:41 PM (2wRtc)

164 155 Not sure if I am repeating myself or not... but wouldn't it be funny if *all* of the teewee broadcast licenses were pulled? Yes, ALL. Imagine all the teewee bighairs fighting for jobs at Starbucks or Target.

... and then after a year or so : ACE TV!!!

Beer!
Bacon!
Boobs!
Boomsticks!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (0ReGO)


Commission to Give Sefton His TV Shot at Stardom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:41 PM (mbhDw)

165 'When does LauraW show up? '

On a moonlit night
When the wind is right

Posted by: the camel at October 11, 2017 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

166 It's easy to spot LauraW. She's the one with neatly trimmed hair on her hump.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (Re0pQ)

167 His daughter called the cops, saying Harvey was threatening suicide, but then later denied he was a threat to himself or others.

*****

Oh no! He's going to diddle the digitalis!

Posted by: Rec Room Nurse at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (BaFvY)

168 >>It's a good way to get protection from those who would 'suicide' him.


*looks away*
*whistles tunelessly*

Posted by: Hillary! at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (W+vEI)

169

Kill myself
Ruin the NRA
Kill myself
Ruin the NRA
Kill myself
Ruin the NRA
Posted by: H. Weinstein at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (Mouru)






Okay, you know what I find hilarious about that stupid anti-NRA bravado he tried early on? It's not that it shows that he hates conservatives and gun owners. We knew that. It show that he thinks his fellow leftists are fucking STUPID. That they would immediately flock to his defense because he was fightin' da power.

Yeah, you commie cocksuckers. How does it feel to be thought of as gullible fucking idiots by your betters?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (eXA4G)

170 Matt Damon buttfucking 'Liberace' (Michael Douglas) is seared into my memory.

I am still looking for a decent EST therapist to erase the memory.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 08:41 PM (2wRtc)

Thanks for that mental image.

Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (NTM5E)

171 165 'When does LauraW show up? '

On a moonlit night
When the wind is right
Posted by: the camel at October 11, 2017 08:41 PM (UdKB7)


You're supposed to be in bed.

- - Midnight at the Oasis

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

172 166 It's easy to spot LauraW. She's the one with neatly trimmed hair on her hump.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (Re0pQ)

Landing strip?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

173 >>Matt Damon buttfucking 'Liberace' (Michael Douglas) is seared into my memory.


It's tattooed on my back!

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (OSiAE)

174 Anyone see MATT DAMON in "The Talented Mr. Ripley?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:43 PM (PY9jH)

175 @135: "We conclude that no evidence exists connection Harvey Weinstein to terrorism. Or sex crimes."

And further, he didn't intend to get into trouble, so, you know, no need for further investigation.

Posted by: FBI at October 11, 2017 08:43 PM (rznWS)

176 TEABAG!

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 11, 2017 08:43 PM (3ubcI)

177 i.t's weird, america is the hardest working country, and yet, we're the fun bunch (tm).

one of life's paradoxes...

great american novel to follow.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2017 08:43 PM (AxFdW)

178 174 Anyone see MATT DAMON in "The Talented Mr. Ripley?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:43 PM (PY9jH)


What sort of talent? Does it involve golf balls and garden hoses?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:43 PM (mbhDw)

179 MMMmmm....he APOLOGIZED....well, that makes it ALL better !

Talk to college men about your 'apology'....you know those young men who are judged 'guilty' of any and all sexual misconduct.....(LaCrosse team, boy involved with 'mattress' girl, etc.

Creeps...pervs...and morally deficient preening peacocks....strutting and preaching to others ~

Posted by: bls46 at October 11, 2017 08:43 PM (soxpa)

180 Second look at Bob Filner?


/S A R C ! ! !
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)


Oh gosh, Filthy Filner! Where has he gone...

Him and Bob Packwood. Wondering how this is progress.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (Pz4pT)

181 What jurisdiction? What Federal law?

Transporting agricultural products across state lines.
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM (2cuLk)

Contributing to the delinquency of a seedling.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (mhhUf)

182 >>'When does LauraW show up? '


lauraW is like gossamer and one does not dissect gossamer.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (OSiAE)

183 'When does LauraW show up? '

On a moonlit night
When the wind is right


By the dark of the moon
on the 6th of June....

no, wait; that was something else

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (KCxzN)

184 167 His daughter called the cops, saying Harvey was threatening suicide, but then later denied he was a threat to himself or others.

*****

Oh no! He's going to diddle the digitalis!
Posted by: Rec Room Nurse at October 11, 2017 08:42 PM (BaFvY)


Any old time New Yorkers here remember Donald Manes?

Look him up. That was just corruption, and not rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

185 Whatever happened to the AFLAC duck?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

186 There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that MATT DAMON and Ben Affleck ever spent a night in the Lincoln Bedroom while Michelle was away. Harvey Weinstein, *it is rumored* shared the master bedroom with Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

187 *grabs tinfoil*

Anyone else wonder if the FBI is opening an investigation in order to limit the damage of this solely to Weinstein? This has serious repercussions
for politicians of the Dem persuasion: suppressing investigations and articles in exchange for gravy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 08:45 PM (rb1zT)

188 Matt Damon will scratch your eyes out bitch

Posted by: Regular joe at October 11, 2017 08:45 PM (7PllL)

189 Harvey actually tried the Costanza defense when he said "Hey I am a child of the 60's" ...

Posted by: Voter Dude... at October 11, 2017 08:45 PM (U5Xeq)

190 180
Oh gosh, Filthy Filner! Where has he gone...

Him and Bob Packwood. Wondering how this is progress.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (Pz4pT)


Packwood. A name that has porno connotations!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:45 PM (mbhDw)

191 Okay, you know what I find hilarious about that stupid anti-NRA bravado he tried early on? It's not that it shows that he hates conservatives and gun owners. We knew that. It show that he thinks his fellow leftists are fucking STUPID.

-
And we knew that, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (Nwg0u)

192 Any old time New Yorkers here remember Donald Manes?

Look him up. That was just corruption, and not rape.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

************

That's not the guy who wacked himself with a meat cleaver--is it?

(Off to the googles.)

Posted by: Rec Room Nurse at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (BaFvY)

193 On this week's AceTV: Special Edition we've tracked down Empire of Jeff, D-Lamp, and bl@zer for an intimate roundtable discussion on table manners and wine tasting!

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (22ZvT)

194

C'mon guys!

Ben Affleck, like Obama, had NO IDEA that Weinstein was a sexual predator.

It was just good times, making movies and having fun.

Everybody was shocked.


SHOCKED.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (2wRtc)

195 ... naw, they're given a pass because they're on the left. everyone knows that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (AxFdW)

196 Transporting agricultural products across state lines.

Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM


no, LauraW was acquitted of that

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (KCxzN)

197 Who is the guy with the wandering feet under the men's bathroom stall?

That story feels like a million years ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (PY9jH)

198 192
That's not the guy who wacked himself with a meat cleaver--is it?

(Off to the googles.)
Posted by: Rec Room Nurse at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (BaFvY)

Close. Suicide by steak knife as the cops were at the door and the wife was screaming.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)

199 Packwood. A name that has porno connotations!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Packs-wood was my nickname in school.

Posted by: TFG: former CiC, permantent SCoaMF at October 11, 2017 08:47 PM (I11+c)

200 Now that Harvey is gone can I stop wearing jorts?

Posted by: Kevin Smith at October 11, 2017 08:47 PM (SkuXa)

201

The moon was a drip on a dark hood
‘N they were drivin’ around ‘n around
Vital Willy tol’ Weepin’ Milly
I’m gonna booglarize you baby
I’m gonna booglarize you baby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

202 Harvey Weinstein, hero to zero in 48 seconds flat.
His whole world turned upside down. Wife left him, friends deserted him, it's all too much to bear.
If he decides to off himself, what method would he choose?

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (tlC78)

203 >>Harvey's only chance is to declare he's gay.

Perfect

Posted by: Harvey's Future Cellmate at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (2cuLk)

204 Matt Damon has released a statement that he's been abusing himself his audience for many years.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (mhhUf)

205 >> Oh no! He's going to diddle the digitalis!
Posted by: Rec Room Nurse

Can you just shut up and stand there, and let me finish!

:fap, fap, fap:

Posted by: Uncle Harvey, next to Rec Room potted plant at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (8O3HH)

206 200 Now that Harvey is gone can I stop wearing jorts?
Posted by: Kevin Smith at October 11, 2017 08:47 PM (SkuXa)


No, but mercifully, you can stop having a career and inflicting society with inane piffle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

207 138 Ted Williams on Tucker just called Vegas cops 'Keystone cops' for not securing Paddock's home that was broken into.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Enq6K)



The dead frozen baseball player?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)


No, the unintentionally funny ex-homicide detective...use to be on with Greta all the time.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

208 Oh hey, how about a lauraw apology poat. Could be epic!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (hscyr)

209 203 >>Harvey's only chance is to declare he's gay.

Perfect
Posted by: Harvey's Future Cellmate at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (2cuLk)


MUSLIM.

FIFY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

210 You know, I think Ronan Farrow could be a halfway decent guy. Unfortunately he has to fight against all of his crazy mother's and just his Hollywood upbringing in order to be decent. And I'm not sure it's a fight he'll win.

Posted by: PBJ1515 at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (PsdJu)

211 If you want to know how weird this fire situation in Sonoma is, the family I am hosting, they were told that they could go back home and their house was standing.

The Dad (a personal friend) went back today and checked it out, found nothing but embers.

Emotional roller coaster.

Posted by: navybrat at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (w7KSn)

212 The girl Affleck groped was the youngish daughter of an actor Ben was working with on a film.

I guess her dad lost his balls somewhere.

-------------------

I think it is that the girl is now married to the actor that played Affleck's father in a batman movie.

Posted by: Super Dry at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (+J8hd)

213 You gotta love this title from the NYT at the wiki for Donald Manes:

"MANES'S DEATH: A FRANTIC CALL, A FATAL THRUST", The New York Times

Posted by: Rec Room Nurse at October 11, 2017 08:49 PM (BaFvY)

214 Oh gosh, Filthy Filner! Where has he gone...

Him and Bob Packwood. Wondering how this is progress.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:44 PM (Pz4pT)


Packwood. A name that has porno connotations!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:45 PM (mbhDw)


He wishes.

Was Strom Thurmond the one about which they used to say if you were a young female, you were supposed to NEVER let yourself be found alone in an elevator with him?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:49 PM (Pz4pT)

215 These people want to tear down confederate statues. Meanwhile they've built monuments to this guy for years.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 11, 2017 08:49 PM (Re0pQ)

216 202 If he decides to off himself, what method would he choose?
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (tlC7

Declare himself a Republican.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)

217 If he decides to off himself, what method would he choose?



Posted by: ALH
===


Bunga-bunga.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 08:49 PM (2wRtc)

218 I guess I'm saying that someone's level of presented outrage -- or their shrugging it off as just something that happened -- is irrelevant as to judging whether the act itself was wrongful.

BS. Forgive and forget.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)

219 Matt Damon has released a statement that he's been abusing himself his audience for many years.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (mhhUf)

...and that's why I visit this awful place, in spite of doctor's orders...

Posted by: runner at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)

220
"MANES'S DEATH: A FRANTIC CALL, A FATAL THRUST", The New York Times
Posted by: Rec Room Nurse at October 11, 2017 08:49 PM (BaFvY)

That's the way I want to go out.

Posted by: Harvey W. at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (14URa)

221 Breaking News: First video of OJ's parole hearing released.. http://tinyurl.com/ydxnwdqk

Posted by: Voter Dude... at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (U5Xeq)

222 >>"MANES'S DEATH: A FRANTIC CALL, A FATAL THRUST", The New York Times

Say what you want but killing yourself with a steak knife takes dedication.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

223 'Potted plants, couches, that chicken, or toasters?'

Coming up next on "What! To! Fuck!"

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (22ZvT)

224 >>If he decides to off himself, what method would he choose?


Snoo-Snoo

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (OSiAE)

225 213 You gotta love this title from the NYT at the wiki for Donald Manes:

"MANES'S DEATH: A FRANTIC CALL, A FATAL THRUST", The New York Times
Posted by: Rec Room Nurse at October 11, 2017 08:49 PM (BaFvY)

Can't believe that happened in 1986. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)

226 Next, on a very special episode of AceTV's "Commentors: where are they now" we look at the tragic case of Mirror Universe Mitt Romney. We'll take you inside the padded cell where he spends most of his days.

Coming up at 8 after Alberta Oil Peon's: "Vehicle rescue" Tonight he manages to get a rusting 1934 packard running using only a piece of string and a fishing lure!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 08:51 PM (rb1zT)

227 223 'Potted plants, couches, that chicken, or toasters?'

Coming up next on "What! To! Fuck!"
Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (22ZvT)


See: "Joe's Garage" by Frank Zappa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:51 PM (mbhDw)

228 MANES'S DEATH Harvey's Ficus: A FRANTIC CALL, A FATAL THRUST", The New York Times

Posted by: John Marston at October 11, 2017 08:51 PM (SkuXa)

229 Great! I tune in for Pointy Elbows II: The Fappening and it's a repeat of Whack It with Wicket!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2017 08:51 PM (mJ8mX)

230 Say what you want but killing yourself with a steak knife takes dedication.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

That there is hysterical.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:51 PM (tlC78)

231 Harvey's only chance is to declare he's gay.
-----------------
Perfect
Posted by: Harvey's Future Cellmate at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (2cuLk)


Oh don't be silly. Gay is so 00's.

Trans, man.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 08:51 PM (Pz4pT)

232 >> Was Strom Thurmond the one about

Oh good lord, I could tell you stories that went around here about Ol' Strom, our late great former senior senator. In his heyday, he was a horn dog extraordinaire. Olympic class.

He once grabbed Sally Quinn and her mother's ass at the same time at a Washington dinner party.

And banged a convicted murderess for her last request.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:51 PM (8O3HH)

233 Is there anyone in Hollywood that isn't a degenerate?

Guess what's in my pants?

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at October 11, 2017 08:52 PM (mcI77)

234 >>Say what you want but killing yourself with a steak knife takes dedication.


You want to cut on a bias.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:52 PM (OSiAE)

235 193 On this week's AceTV: Special Edition we've tracked down Empire of Jeff, D-Lamp, and bl@zer for an intimate roundtable discussion on table manners and wine tasting!

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (22ZvT)


I'm boycotting your advertisers until you bring Moo Moo and MUMR back on the show. Suck it, Sonobi!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 11, 2017 08:52 PM (5sQ8t)

236
137 When does LauraW show up? Does she do the chess thread or something?
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (tlC7







She usually shows up on Wednesdays....you know..... Hump Day.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 08:52 PM (eXA4G)

237 So how much of this stuff would be outside a statute of limitations? He's been at this a long time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

I read earlier that there is no statute of limitations in New York.

Note to self: don't rape in New York

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 11, 2017 08:52 PM (mNQwG)

238 174 Anyone see MATT DAMON in "The Talented Mr. Ripley?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:43 PM (PY9jH)

++++

That was a good movie actually. MATT DAMON captured the essence of that wormy character.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (FUu/Z)

239 I remember one of the Beastie Boys (the dead one I think) shoving his hand down the pants of a girl who was seeking his autograph. She looked devastated, he just laughed. It was on mtv.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (sqpGi)

240 237 Note to self: don't rape in New York
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 11, 2017 08:52 PM (mNQwG)

I live here and that alone is akin to rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (mbhDw)

241
If you want to know how weird this fire situation in Sonoma is, the
family I am hosting, they were told that they could go back home and
their house was standing.



The Dad (a personal friend) went back today and checked it out, found nothing but embers.



Emotional roller coaster.

Posted by: navybrat at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (w7KSn)


Everyone out there has mine and my husband's prayers.

My husband asked me tonight: "Remember the awful fires in Pigeon Forge, TN a few years ago? I'll bet most of the country has totally forgotten."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (PY9jH)

242 I might actually watch an episode of D-Lamp Meets The Press.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

243 LauraW is like Annie Wilkes in Misery and poor, little Ace is Paul Sheldon strapped to his shelving come hell or high water.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (3ubcI)

244 If he decides to off himself, what method would he choose?

-
Venus Flytrap

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (Nwg0u)

245 Gregorius does it again -

Go Yankees!

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:54 PM (OSiAE)

246 Ben Affleck: Now That You Mention It, I'm Sorry I Groped an Actress' Breasts in 2003

Is that really "breasts" or did he just grope one? Was it a two-handed deal?

Japanese subway riders have 153 different words for "breast groping".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 08:54 PM (8gDQu)

247 Gregorious goes deep again. 3-0 Yankees

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 08:54 PM (O5Q3r)

248 238
That was a good movie actually. MATT DAMON captured the essence of that wormy character.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (FUu/Z)


Didn't even have to act, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:54 PM (mbhDw)

249 Sen. Larry Craig was the "wide stance" guy.

And he's totally not gay, just had a wide stance in the men's room.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:54 PM (8O3HH)

250 ent back today and checked it out, found nothing but embers.

I'm eighty miles away and I've never seen smoke like this. We might have two-mile visibility(?) It must be hell on earth up there.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 08:55 PM (pszv/)

251 115 I'm waiting for the mob to go after Leo DiCaprio. He and his Hollywood crowd were known as the Pussy Posse back in the day and they were lil' Weinsteins themselves. Yeah, his statement on Harvey was so sincere.
Posted by: Lizzy


Wait. What? I always assumed Little Leo was into boys.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 08:55 PM (+lVUW)

252
Maybe we could get Harvey and Comey together? Double suicides are more spectacular. And I would not be shocked if both are good candidates for this outcome.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2017 08:55 PM (QDnY+)

253 I remember those Pigeon Forge fires.
I stayed with some of those people in the past.
Homes now gone.
Nice, nice places too.
Gorgeous log cabin style, rough hewn.
Manicured lawns.

Posted by: navybrat at October 11, 2017 08:55 PM (w7KSn)

254 >>Harvey's only chance is to declare he's gay.



Perfect

Posted by: Harvey's Future Cellmate at October 11, 2017 08:48 PM (2cuLk)





MUSLIM.



FIFY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
---------------------------

OK, he can be muslim too.

Posted by: Harvey's Future Cellmate at October 11, 2017 08:55 PM (2cuLk)

255 When does LauraW show up? Does she do the chess thread or something?
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 08:37 PM (tlC7

She is like an apparition. All you see is a flash and a hump, and then she is gone.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2017 08:56 PM (mhhUf)

256 Who's next.


Faster please!!!!!

Posted by: Jihadi at October 11, 2017 08:56 PM (I64i9)

257 Weinstein won't do seppuku... First, he'd only exculpate the NRA, and second, he'd need a flensing knife!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 08:56 PM (e9G8E)

258 This could be fun. I'm pretty sure they've all done some boob grabbing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 08:57 PM (+lVUW)

259 PDT up on Hannity on a minute.

Fox News livestream:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybnbpjh5

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 11, 2017 08:57 PM (ul9CR)

260 On this week's "Slice Like A Hammer" one lucky viewer will get his shirt personally sized by special guest star Paul Anka!

Call now for your free entry!

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (22ZvT)

261 Ben Affleck is very boring and tedious. Wonder what JG saw in him. Oh wait

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (PUmDY)

262 By the way, who the hell is Hilarie Burton?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (+lVUW)

263 See: "Joe's Garage"


You know you want me.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (UdKB7)

264 249 Sen. Larry Craig was the "wide stance" guy.

And he's totally not gay, just had a wide stance in the men's room.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 08:54 PM (8O3HH)

What's the roll call?

Condit: Poor mistress 'disappeared.' Chandra Levy was her name?

Filner: The guy just looks creepy, but I cannot remember his crime.

Craig: Yep. Wide stance. Also must be pretty agile. I am sure Obama would call that a handy trait.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (rb1zT)

265 115
I'm waiting for the mob to go after Leo DiCaprio. He and his Hollywood
crowd were known as the Pussy Posse back in the day and they were lil'
Weinsteins themselves. Yeah, his statement on Harvey was so sincere.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2017 08:34 PM (W+vEI)

Women literally walk up to him on the street and offer sex. I've seen it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (mNQwG)

266 >>This could be fun. I'm pretty sure they've all done some boob grabbing.


It'll be funny watching Hollywood go all Jimmy Swaggert over this.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (OSiAE)

267
Just saw that AG Snoozy McSnoozerso will be investigating Weinstein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (mbhDw)

268 Ben Affleck is a no talent ass clown who must grope to achieve sexual gratification.

He is to be pitied,shamed and driven from polite society.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 11, 2017 08:59 PM (nUkMr)

269 Liberalism tells them they can be monsters as long as they mouth the right peities...rather like Islam. And so they become monsters, to various degrees.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2017 08:59 PM (Z8FFX)

270 It's just SOP in hollyweird, nothing to see there; except sexual assault, butt sex, and empty headed fools spouting their ignorance and buffoonery. Same as it ever was. LA, NYC, Seatle, Frisco, Chitown, Philly, DC; Same as it ever was.

The big surprise elites is we got your number and our sights are within 1 MOA.

Keep pushing, the Pentagon is not coming to your rescue, and your antifa mobs will whither away under accurate deplorable sustained fire.

I am enjoying this to no end in my retirement.

Posted by: colfax mingo at October 11, 2017 08:59 PM (0n18S)

271 PDT on Hannity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 08:59 PM (PY9jH)

272 Ben Affleck is a no talent ass clown who must grope to achieve sexual gratification.
***
Perhaps, but it was his groping of Matt Damon that got his career launched

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2017 09:00 PM (Z8FFX)

273 Filner: The guy just looks creepy, but I cannot remember his crime.

A San Diego mayor, I think, but I'm not getting any further in the memory banks.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 09:00 PM (pszv/)

274 Why won't President Trump shut up and let Sean talk?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 09:00 PM (2wRtc)

275 My daughter informed me Hilarie is married to Jeffrey Dean Morgan aka Negan on Walking Dead. Better hope he doesn't decide to use Lucille on ya Ben!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 11, 2017 09:00 PM (CNHr1)

276 268 Ben Affleck is a no talent ass clown who must grope to achieve sexual gratification.

He is to be pitied,shamed and driven from polite society.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 11, 2017 08:59 PM (nUkMr)

I am betting it is more about the power and control- not just sexual satisfaction. It is him being able to do whatever he wants, and you being able to do nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 09:00 PM (rb1zT)

277
See more Daily Mail. Uncle Harvey wants to reconcile with his wife, and he's wounded and hurt by the lack of support from all his friends.

Wifey (#2) is a fashionista, and her line is called "Marchesa". All of Harv's A-list girls had to wear Marchesa on the red carpet and other fancy pants to-dos. Mrs. Harv profited nicely off of Harvey's Girls.

She started getting heat, and is dumping him to try to save her own brand's ass. But it's not working. Marchesa had to cancel a big fashion show, and the stores are dropping her like she's radioactive.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (8O3HH)

278 Is there anyone in Hollywood that isn't a degenerate?

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I'm going with no. I remember I was rather shocked when some Hollywood sleazebag (Heath Ledger?) ODed in an apartment owned by Ashley or Mary Kate Olsen. If the Olsens are sleazed up, all is lost.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (Nwg0u)

279 >> "140
Harvey's only chance is to declare he's gay."

Too late for that now..

I'd say Harvey's best option at this point is to get the best Hollywood make-up artist in the business to color his skin *very, very dark* and try pull a Rachel Dolezal.

This is admittedly a long shot.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (CT43g)

280 We have to remember, regardless of what Ben did, regardless of what poor distraught unemployed Harvey did, they were NOT taped using the "p" word.

Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (14URa)

281 Posted this in an earlier thread:

I have a theory on LV based on the latest revelations and synthesizing from earlier reporting.

To me the news that the shooter used the freight elevator is explosive. I cannot imagine it is not controlled access some way. Either a key card to operate or one to get to it. And I don't know that I believe that they don't have cameras in the hall, but let's say that's true, they do have cameras in elevators. So they have a time stamp that they can correlate to an access card scan. Early on the sheriff said he had to have help. I think is partly why he said that.

I think they know the name on the card that he used, but not necessarily the relationship. I think it is possible that a rich guy could offer $10k to someone to loan his card or let him in to the elevator and don't ask questions. So that would make the accomplice an unwitting one.

But if the accomplice is witting...well then it isn't a guy "just snapping." Then this person is definitely of interest. He (or potentially she) can provide some insight into the motive.

Now I am going to blow your mind.

What if the name on the card is Mohammed Mohammed? You don't know whether he is witting to unwitting. And he has bugged out of town because he is in trouble either way.

If the name of the accomplice gets out then a lot of people are going to make an assumption about motive that may or may not be true, and will likely be counterproductive.

This is a thought experiment and assumptions can be wrong. They may have no idea who helped him get to the freight elevator which MB probably doesn't want you to know that there is no security on that. And there are other names that could be "unhelpful" too. But I think that they know the name and that want to find the person who has that name.

I leave with this thought. If ISIS releases proof they are behind this, everyone - EVERYONE (in a Leon the Professional sort of way ) - will lose their collective shit.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (jHrzU)

282 Condit was just unlucky. He'd boffed Levy and probably wouldn't have minded she was gone... but then Levy got killed by an illegal alien.

Condit is like the sad sacks on that underrated movie Wishmaster. He gets his wish... and the genie answers it. Leaving him to live with the consequences

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (6FqZa)

283 242 I might actually watch an episode of D-Lamp Meets The Press.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)



It would be him at a distance shouting at other people to punch the press.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (z/Ubi)

284 "If he decides to off himself, what method would he choose?"

I'd greatly enjoy finding out he did a David Carradine, but guys like him never off themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

285 Ben Affleck is a no talent ass clown who must grope to achieve sexual gratification.




And those are his good points

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 09:01 PM (auHtY)

286 Women literally walk up to him on the street and offer sex. I've seen it.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (mNQwG)


Tell me about it. I've got no choice but to take it out on the plants.

Posted by: Harv W. at October 11, 2017 09:02 PM (sXefu)

287 Come here sugar tits and give me a kiss. Don't hold back on the tongue either.

Posted by: Ed Asner at October 11, 2017 09:02 PM (SkuXa)

288 I might actually watch an episode of D-Lamp Meets The Press.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)




Same here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:02 PM (PY9jH)

289 I just hope we can work this far enough down the totem pole to get Wil Wheaton.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 09:02 PM (oVJmc)

290
Transporting agricultural products across state lines.

Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2017 08:32 PM

no, LauraW was acquitted of that
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2017 08:46 PM (KCxzN)








The hump search was declared unconstitutional. During the rest of the search, they didn't find any junk in the trunk, so no probable cause.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 09:03 PM (eXA4G)

291 hmm...groped as a joke by Ben Affleck or face raped by disgusting Harvey Weinsten.

In a sane world, I'd point out what a female already pointed out to me, to quote from Failure to Launch "how shall I choose?" BUT since we're into Maoist guilt scream sessions in America thanks to people like Affleck, I must go "booo, sire, boo"

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 11, 2017 09:03 PM (RDd1I)

292 How world Weinstein off himself?


Go out like David Carridine - naked, alone, in a foreign hotel room with a rope around his neck and nethers...

Posted by: Hillary! at October 11, 2017 09:03 PM (W+vEI)

293 I'm consumed with schadenfreude as both long and short knives come out and Hollywood gets all stabby.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:03 PM (bjlHK)

294 If anyone ever actually needed to manscape, it's Weinstein. Yeesh. He looks like he's hairy, front and back, all the way down from his neck beard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:04 PM (PY9jH)

295 Filner: The guy just looks creepy, but I cannot remember his crime.
-------------------------
A San Diego mayor, I think, but I'm not getting any further in the memory banks.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 09:00 PM (pszv/)


Serial groper, I believe. One of those things where one dame came out and accused him, then others started emerging from the woodwork.

Not unlike Harv the Perv, except not, you know, movie stars.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2017 09:04 PM (Pz4pT)

296 Yeah, I know, D-Lamp was a psychotic blowhard. But then, so are Olbermann and McDonnell.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:04 PM (6FqZa)

297 Hmm. Okay, might as well come clean. It was 1965, and it wasn't a grope, just a discreet my elbow/her boob contact. The left one, since you ask.
http://tinyurl.com/yc3kk8gw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:05 PM (7Cr6v)

298 The main risk of D-Lamp, Olbermann, and McDonnell coming together in the same room is that a ghey pr0n would ensue

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:05 PM (6FqZa)

299 Chief sad. Trail of tears. Mebbie end of trail.

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2017 09:05 PM (hLB6Q)

300 Weinstein won't do seppuku...
-----
Yeah, I can't work out that Jap numbers shit either.

Nice tits on your daughter, BTW.

Posted by: joe biden at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (mJ8mX)

301 Well, long day. I'm gonna go take a shower and water the plants.

Don't watch. That would be wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

302
How should Uncle Harv check out?

Like this Brit businessman that made the tabloids: Defenestrated by ladyboys in a Bangkok hotel.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (8O3HH)

303 Evening all. I'm beat from paper work...but way to go CC and Dede

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (SjImc)

304
Hmm. Okay, might as well come clean. It was 1965, and it wasn't a grope,
just a discreet my elbow/her boob contact. The left one, since you ask.

http://tinyurl.com/yc3kk8gw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:05 PM (7Cr6v)


And you haven't washed that elbow since, amiright?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (PY9jH)

305 If anyone ever actually needed to manscape, it's Weinstein. Yeesh. He looks like he's hairy, front and back, all the way down from his neck beard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------------

Just a set of shabby clothes away from being a street bum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (7Cr6v)

306 If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls and twist until he screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him over and over until they were a pulpy mess. And that would be the end of his rein of terror, and rain of jizz.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (bjlHK)

307 And you haven't washed that elbow since, amiright?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
------------

Well, I may have waited a few weeks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:07 PM (7Cr6v)

308
Women literally walk up to him on the street and offer sex. I've seen it.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 11, 2017 08:58 PM (mNQwG)






I can relate.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 09:08 PM (eXA4G)

309 There's an Honest Trailers for whatever Star Trek Wil Wheaton was on. When it gets to his character it's nothing but clips of him acting like an asshole and people telling him to shut up.

So, real life.

Posted by: John Marston at October 11, 2017 09:08 PM (SkuXa)

310 Like this Brit businessman that made the tabloids: Defenestrated by ladyboys in a Bangkok hotel.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

That cost 50 dorrah extra.

Posted by: Pull Mai Kok at October 11, 2017 09:08 PM (I11+c)

311
If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls and twist until he
screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him over and over
until they were a pulpy mess. And that would be the end of his rein of
terror, and rain of jizz.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (bjlHK)


That's the most beautiful thing I've read on the interwebs in recent memory.

*wipes a tear*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

312 Ya know what, I am OK with Hollywood being evil to themselves with one big caveat:

If you are going to grope, shag, rape, press upon, blackmail or otherwise force another adult human being to grant you sexual favors, then you do not get to preach to anyone else about any damn thing--because you are scum.

In all cases leave the children alone.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil hear at October 11, 2017 09:08 PM (kXoT0)

313
If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls and twist until he
screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him over and over
until they were a pulpy mess. And that would be the end of his rein of
terror, and rain of jizz.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (bjlHK)[i/]

Go on.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at October 11, 2017 09:09 PM (sXefu)

314 If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls and twist until he screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him over and over until they were a pulpy mess. And that would be the end of his rein of terror, and rain of jizz.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute!

We call that "numba 5".

Posted by: Pull Mai Kok at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (I11+c)

315 There's an Honest Trailers for whatever Star Trek Wil Wheaton was on.

Have we all heard that the Honest Trailers creator was just fired for...you got it...sexual harrassment?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9v7fnqw

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

316 D-Lamp Meets The Press.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)


Kickstarter campaign.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (mhhUf)

317 The more important point, though, is that LauraW. should feel deeply ashamed about her crush on Chester the Molestor and issue her own apology.

Well, I can understand the crush. Good lookin' and dumb, that's how you want 'em, right LauraW.?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (+lVUW)

318 'Just a set of shabby clothes away from being a street bum'

He looks like a hobo even when he's dressed up.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (UdKB7)

319 Next on 'AceTV 6, National Geographic' part 4 of our in depth look into the genus Mustela:

This Sunday, 'The Weasel: Friend or Foe?'

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (22ZvT)

320 If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls and twist until he
screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him over and over
until they were a pulpy mess. And that would be the end of his rein of
terror, and rain of jizz.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:06 PM (bjlHK)

That's the most beautiful thing I've read on the interwebs in recent memory.

*wipes a tear*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

I'm pretty impressed also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (SjImc)

321 297 Hmm. Okay, might as well come clean. It was 1965, and it wasn't a grope, just a discreet my elbow/her boob contact. The left one, since you ask.
http://tinyurl.com/yc3kk8gw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:05 PM (7Cr6v)

++++

Boob or elbow? Since I asked.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (pvjTE)

322
If you are going to grope, shag, rape, press upon, blackmail or otherwise force another adult human
being to grant you sexual favors, then you do not get to preach to
anyone else about any damn thing--because you are scum.



In all cases leave the children alone.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a tiny wizened
charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil hear at October 11, 2017 09:08 PM
(kXoT0)


Amen. They've f*cked up their own kids, leave ours alone. Paris Hilton, anyone?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (PY9jH)

323 Soon NBC shall face my judgment! Look upon me and despair your fate!

Suck it, Thanos!

Posted by: Ronan the Accuser at October 11, 2017 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

324 Trump is his own best spokesman. I know Fredo Dogeater claimed he would be the best at anything in his campaign, but with Trump it's true.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at October 11, 2017 09:11 PM (+Tibp)

325 >> Posted by: Pull Mai Kok

I just spewed all over the monitor..... Drinks, you Morons not, uh, something else.

I did that last night...

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:11 PM (8O3HH)

326 >>If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls
and twist until he screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him
over and over until they were a pulpy mess....



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute!

Will you promise to wear thigh high leather boots?

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 11, 2017 09:11 PM (2cuLk)

327 I groped Bambi's mother once. It was just reindeer games.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at October 11, 2017 09:11 PM (/qEW2)

328 277>> Mrs. Harv profited nicely off of Harveys Girls.

Seems like she would be fingered as an accomplice. If she stayed married they could both claim spousal immunity from testifying against each other. Hmmmmmm

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 11, 2017 09:11 PM (1YEOU)

329 Harvey Weinsteins estranged wife, Georgina Chapman, is leaning on fellow scorned spouse Huma Abedin after announcing that she is leaving the movie mogul.

A well-placed source tells Page Six that Marchesa co-founder Chapman reached out to Abedin

NY Post

Jesus, ya can't make this shit up? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2017 09:11 PM (SjImc)

330 Honest Trailers creator was just fired for...you got it...sexual harrassment?
________________

FFS.

Posted by: John Marston at October 11, 2017 09:12 PM (SkuXa)

331 If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls and twist until he screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him over and over until they were a pulpy mess. And that would be the end of his rein of terror, and rain of jizz.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute!

Now that is DEFINITELY worth $7.99 a minute!

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

332 315 There's an Honest Trailers for whatever Star Trek Wil Wheaton was on.

Have we all heard that the Honest Trailers creator was just fired for...you got it...sexual harrassment?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9v7fnqw
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (oVJmc)



Why do I suspect that neckbeard there was out wearing a pussyhat back in January.

Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2017 09:13 PM (z/Ubi)

333 Boob or elbow? Since I asked.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
-----------

Both, it was...uh, en passant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:13 PM (7Cr6v)

334
If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls and twist until he
screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him over and over
until they were a pulpy mess. And that would be the end of his rein of
terror, and rain of jizz.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute!

===


And she's single guys!




Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 09:13 PM (2wRtc)

335 SHUT UP
WESLEY

Posted by: the Horta at October 11, 2017 09:13 PM (mJ8mX)

336 She enjoyed it? I guess when you're a star, they let you do it.

Posted by: Mega at October 11, 2017 09:13 PM (rv0Fo)

337 Hypocrisy is the compliment that vice pays to virtue.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at October 11, 2017 09:13 PM (/qEW2)

338 I've just read the "bisexual" "actress" Cara Delavingne has claimed that Weinstein both impugned her "sexuality" (at least the sapphic part) and propositioned her "with another woman"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 09:13 PM (e9G8E)

339
I hope this whole thing ends very badly for everyone involved, insofar as they all seem to belong to The Party That Wants Me Dead.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 11, 2017 09:14 PM (z3Hmr)

340 **TOP FIVE OTHER THINGS BEN AFFLECK IS SORRY ABOUT**

5. Not killing Matt Damon and stealing his identity way back when he had the chance

4. Being born male and white

3. Tunneling into the Dallas Cowboys' cheerleader locker room, not realizing that day was the stadium's Bring Your Favorite Firearm Day

2. His "sexual experiment" with Lena Dunham

1. Gigli, now and forever

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 09:14 PM (eMKNe)

341 *mwah*

Luv ya, Miley!

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 09:14 PM (2wRtc)

342 Harvey Weinsteins estranged wife, Georgina Chapman,
is leaning on fellow scorned spouse Huma Abedin after announcing that
she is leaving the movie mogul.



A well-placed source tells Page Six that Marchesa co-founder Chapman reached out to Abedin



NY Post



Jesus, ya can't make this shit up? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2017 09:11 PM (SjImc)


Probably trying to arrange play dates for their poor kids. As if.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:14 PM (PY9jH)

343 'A well-placed source tells Page Six that Marchesa co-founder Chapman reached out to Abedin '

They're going to start an "All men are scum" club. Driving the men into the arms of their sexbot overlords.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at October 11, 2017 09:15 PM (UdKB7)

344 For the first time in years, I'm looking forward to the Oscars.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:15 PM (PY9jH)

345

Well, I can understand the crush. Good lookin' and dumb, that's how you want 'em, right LauraW.?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (+lVUW)

He's all booze bloated now, time has not been kind to Affleck.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 09:15 PM (Ri/rl)

346 Next on 'Ettes' we delve deep into the world of testicular destruction and sammich making.

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 09:15 PM (22ZvT)

347
A well-placed source tells Page Six that Marchesa co-founder Chapman reached out to Abedin
----------

I'm reminded of Bill Clinton 'reaching out' to Jesse Jackson for 'spiritual counseling' in the wake of the Lewinsky affair.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:15 PM (7Cr6v)

348 Now the nfl and the commmish say " hey no we're not going to make anyone stand"? The nfl ain't digging that hole deeper, they are spinning like a derange top on their way to the core

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2017 09:15 PM (SjImc)

349 >>>If anyone ever actually needed to manscape, it's Weinstein. Yeesh. He
looks like he's hairy, front and back, all the way down from his neck
beard.<<<

Dude is just a ginormous hobo in a tuxedo. That commodious pelt would garner a Boone and Crocket world record.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2017 09:16 PM (3ubcI)

350 Hey everybody. This is the scandal that keeps. on. giving!!!

How much worse can it get for Harvey? Criminal charges? Jail time? Deportation?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 09:16 PM (eMKNe)

351 Kluber done in the 4th.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:16 PM (O5Q3r)

352 Miley, the Duchess

Your Grace, that was spectacular. But was the goth outfit really necessary?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 11, 2017 09:17 PM (hyuyC)

353 Meanwhile, in Vegas.....

WTF????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:17 PM (PY9jH)

354 >> Cara Delavingne

Daily Mail has that. Uncle Harv had her come up to see him about a part in a movie...... Met her in the lobby, and then invited her up to his room to discuss that part.

When she got in, there was another woman sitting there waiting for them (she sounds like a hired professional). Uncle Harv ordered Ms. Cara to start making out with the other woman.

She says she didn't know what to do, and just started singing loudly. Not making that up, but I guess it beats pissing or defecating as the femiNazis advise as anti-rape defense. So she sang and headed toward the door.

Harv tried to kiss her himself then.

She still got the part, thought. And there's photos of her with Mrs. Harv, wearing her clothes and yukking it up.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:17 PM (8O3HH)

355 346 Next on 'Ettes' we delve deep into the world of testicular destruction and sammich making.
Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 09:15 PM (22ZvT)

Priceless!

Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2017 09:17 PM (14URa)

356 The more important point, though, is that LauraW. should feel deeply ashamed about her crush on Chester the Molestor and issue her own apology.







So you're saying that lauraw wants to hump Ben A......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 08:22 PM (eXA4G)


Harvey Weinstein is a dead ringer for Chester the Molester in the old Hustler cartoons. Makes you wonder if the cartoonist knew something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 11, 2017 09:18 PM (O848g)

357 I was reading over at the DailyMail....they have quotes from a bunch of Hollytards:


But this one....


Michael Keaton: 'H Weinstein - yikes! Disgusting and creepy. So is "leader of the free world", by the way.'


WTF?!

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 09:18 PM (Enq6K)

358 I've just read the "bisexual" "actress" Cara Delavingne has claimed that Weinstein both impugned her "sexuality" (at least the sapphic part) and propositioned her "with another woman"...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

Pics?

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2017 09:18 PM (9TU00)

359 That's the most beautiful thing I've read on the interwebs in recent memory.

*wipes a tear*




Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

Thank you, Jane!
The thing that upsets me most about this is that people have decided that their hunger for success/fame/whatever is greater than their sense of self-respect and genuine morality (not the simpering bullshit that liberals spout endlessly). Their greed and ambition OWNS them. They are ALL complicit, every last fucking one of them.

It's the devil's work, I tell ya. And the child molestation and disgusting abuse that the elites of the world conduct in the shadows has got to stop. I've heard that Trump is quietly working hard on this particular evil. I sincerely hope this is true. It's all over the world, this sick preying on innocence.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:18 PM (bjlHK)

360 She still got the part, thought. And there's photos of her with Mrs. Harv, wearing her clothes and yukking it up.





Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:17 PM (8O3HH)


So, a whore?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:18 PM (PY9jH)

361 "Yah gotta leave Bahstin, Will. Yah wicket smaht, an' yah could fackin' get a colledge edjahcayshahn. Don't fackin' stay wid us in Southie, Will, else i'll keep jammin' my hahd caulk in ya fackin' shittah!"

--Good Will Grunting

Posted by: Zod at October 11, 2017 09:19 PM (hgpSN)

362 There's an opportunity out there for an Honest Trailer of Honest Trailers.

Fair Use on grounds of satire, bitchez.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

363 Damn.

I don't want to see 3-4 innings of Miller.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:19 PM (OSiAE)

364 "The Harvey Girls".

That's the headline to use for this story to really twist the knife in the guts of Hollywood.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 11, 2017 09:20 PM (CT43g)

365 heh. Where was Hannity interviewing Trump? You could hear 'To the Colors' playing in the background. Probably the flag being a lowered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:20 PM (7Cr6v)

366 Michael Keaton: SQUIRREL!!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:20 PM (6FqZa)

367 >>>She is like an apparition. All you see is a flash and a hump, and then she is gone


sometimes she leaves cake

Posted by: concrete girl at October 11, 2017 09:20 PM (r3bxn)

368 Uncle Harvey ....., and he's wounded and hurt by the lack of support from all his friends.


As I said in a previous thread, I have this picture in my head of a bunch of rats scurrying for cover.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 09:21 PM (+lVUW)

369 If Mr. HW ever tried that on me, I'd grab his balls and twist until he

screamed and fell to the floor, and then I'd kick him over and over

until they were a pulpy mess. And that would be the end of his rein of

terror, and rain of jizz.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute!

---

I admire your spirit Miley!

I'd probably go with a different approach.

You see, his messy, pulpy wounds will eventually heal.

My strategy would be to verbally abuse him so much and inflict so much horrific psychological damage on him that a lifetime of therapy would do nothing but rob him of all his money and buy his cadre of therapists palaces in the Middle East.

/I have verbal skills!

Posted by: shibumi at October 11, 2017 09:21 PM (aT+Bx)

370 Now that is DEFINITELY worth $7.99 a minute!

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

That's about 2 bucks. Short and sweet.
(That's what she said)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:21 PM (bjlHK)

371 I'm a joker, I play poker, I'm a TRL groper. I get my lovin' on the run.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at October 11, 2017 09:21 PM (/qEW2)

372 As I said in a previous thread, I have this picture in my head of a bunch of rats scurrying for cover.

Posted by: nerdygirl
-----------

Roaches, when the lights are turned on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (7Cr6v)

373
It's the devil's work, I tell ya. And the child
molestation and disgusting abuse that the elites of the world conduct in
the shadows has got to stop. I've heard that Trump is quietly working
hard on this particular evil. I sincerely hope this is true. It's all
over the world, this sick preying on innocence.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:18 PM (bjlHK)


Yep. The party that celebrates the abortions of millions of black babies, and the over sexualization of young children. God bless PDT, I hope he makes major inroads to shutting this filth down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (PY9jH)

374 Too true, Miley.

Hope you're right ... why do I get the feeling that if all those abuses were wiped out, as a side effect there would be no more totalitarians of any flavor left ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (z3Hmr)

375 Relax, Harv. Take some time off. Putter around the house. Do some gardening.

Okay, skip the gardening.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (oVJmc)

376 Elizabeth Karlsen, an Oscar-winning producer, said a female executive told her almost 30 years ago that she had found Weinstein naked in her bedroom in a Miramax-rented property





30 Years ago?! Holy hell....

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (Enq6K)

377 Michael Keaton: 'H Weinstein - yikes! Disgusting and creepy. So is "leader of the free world", by the way.'


WTF?!
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 09:18 PM (Enq6K)



I saw an interview with Tom Hanks when asked about Harv he said he never worked with him and turned it into Trump. What a twat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)

378 On this Sunday's special election edition of 'Food For Thought' we discuss the positive moisturizing effect of pudding on nipples.

Posted by: AceTV at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (22ZvT)

379 Ah, I hear now Hannity was at an ANG base. Had I been Trump, I would have stopped everything, and had people on their feet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:23 PM (7Cr6v)

380 I'm a joker, I play poker, I'm a TRL groper. I get my lovin' on the run.
Posted by: Ben Affleck

I knew Steve Miller, I was friends with Steve Miller. You sir are no Steve Miller.

Posted by: Maurice at October 11, 2017 09:23 PM (I11+c)

381 Relax, Harv. Take some time off. Putter around the house. Do some gardening.

Okay, skip the gardening.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
----------

Funemployment!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at October 11, 2017 09:24 PM (7Cr6v)

382 Ted Williams on Tucker just called Vegas cops 'Keystone cops' for not securing Paddock's home that was broken into.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 08:30 PM (Enq6K)

I thought it was Paddock's Reno home that was burgled?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 11, 2017 09:24 PM (O848g)

383 344 For the first time in years, I'm looking forward to the Oscars.

Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:15 PM (PY9jH)
---------------------------------
Yeah, I want Meryl Streep up there giving us another one of her sermons.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2017 09:24 PM (0jtPF)

384 Little know fact. Miley can multi task.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 11, 2017 09:25 PM (CNHr1)

385 Damn, you people write faster than I can read. Like Stephen King, except it's actually high-quality literature.

Posted by: Johnny at October 11, 2017 09:25 PM (kUotE)

386
Speaking of children. Shirley Temple, when she was 12 years old in the '30s, had her own Uncle Harvey moment. A potted plant like incident.

A studio head got her in his office -- 12 yrs old, again -- and pulled it out and whacked to her.

This has been going on with these people since the start. They are sick fucks, the lot of them.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:25 PM (8O3HH)

387 Long Island accents crack me up

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

388 I admire your spirit Miley!

I'd probably go with a different approach.

You see, his messy, pulpy wounds will eventually heal.

My
strategy would be to verbally abuse him so much and inflict so much
horrific psychological damage on him that a lifetime of therapy would do
nothing but rob him of all his money and buy his cadre of therapists
palaces in the Middle East.

/I have verbal skills!


Posted by: shibumi at October 11, 2017 09:21 PM (aT+Bx)
Nah, I'd demolish those testicles. They would be hamburger.
I gots the verbals too, shibumi. I'd no doubt be screaming at him while kicking, but frankly, I don't think much would sink through the waves of searing pain before he lost consciousness.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:25 PM (bjlHK)

389 Michael Keaton: SQUIRREL!!

Yeah, Mike. Might wanna dial it back a bit since you're not exactly operating from the moral high ground here.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:25 PM (O5Q3r)

390 30 years ago that she had found Weinstein naked in her bedroom in a Miramax-rented property

Behind the hibiscus.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:25 PM (6FqZa)

391 I thought it was Paddock's Reno home that was burgled?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 11, 2017 09:24 PM (O848g)


Ted doesn't get bogged down with details.

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 09:26 PM (Enq6K)

392 publius: yup.

And Shirley handled it perfectly: she laughed at him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 09:26 PM (eMKNe)

393


1) Hang on, Alex


2) Why did these people speak out now against this guy? I mean, why now? What event made this go public now?


Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:26 PM (lwiT4)

394 I get the impression lots of moron/ettes have high verbal SATs.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:27 PM (6FqZa)

395 Trump is killing it on this interview.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 09:27 PM (2wRtc)

396 I thought it was Paddock's Reno home that was burgled?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM

Terry distracted us, but he only wanted to go through his underwear drawer.

Posted by: Lt. Dangle at October 11, 2017 09:27 PM (I11+c)

397 Roaches, when the lights are turned on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (7Cr6v)

Those slimy things under rocks that can't stand the light of day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 11, 2017 09:27 PM (/26zP)

398 All of a sudden this maintenance guy shows up in the narrative on LV.

I find this...odd.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2017 09:28 PM (jHrzU)

399 It's the devil's work, I tell ya. And the child molestation and disgusting abuse that the elites of the world conduct in the shadows has got to stop. I've heard that Trump is quietly working hard on this particular evil. I sincerely hope this is true. It's all over the world, this sick preying on innocence.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:18 PM (bjlHK)

No no no, that's just right-wing conspiracy pants-wetting hysteria. There are no casting couches, and there is no pedophilia in Hollywood, DC or on Jeff Epstein's island.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

400
Nah, I'd demolish those testicles. They would be hamburger.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
---------------

I never cheated on my Schwinn, and yet, it taught a lesson that I've never forgotten.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at October 11, 2017 09:28 PM (5IJky)

401 I never cheated on my Schwinn, and yet, it taught a lesson that I've never forgotten.
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi
-------

Oops
/stinky sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (5IJky)

402 They tried to take DT down with the pussy grabbing BS but it failed. Funny how it's backfiring now.

Pfft. It did its job. Every idiot leftist is saying Weinstein's no big deal because Republicans elected a confessed sex offender.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (imGJW)

403 Burgled is a word I do not see often enough. Makes me think of the Hobbit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (rb1zT)

404 I saw an interview with Tom Hanks when asked about Harv he said he never worked with him and turned it into Trump.

I don't think Trump ever admitted to groping women, did he? The mish tape was talking about the kind of girls Harvey was using though, the ambitious star-fuckers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

405 393: Somebody decided to take Harv out. His brother was fed up with him, they say, and he's rumored to be the one that got the NY Slimes started (they spiked Harv exposes back in '04).

Could be Democrat money bags power play.

But somebody, with some power, decided to take Harv out.

It's snowballing though, getting really out of hand, and may take a lot of them with Harv. Whoever put the hit on Harv may have done an unintentional Sampson act, and just pulled down the whole rotten temple of Hollywood down on himself and everybody.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

406 That's about 2 bucks. Short and sweet.
(That's what she said)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:21 PM (bjlHK)

Consider the additional $5.99 a completion bonus.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

407 Nah, I'd demolish those testicles. They would be hamburger.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



It's still not too late

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (auHtY)

408 I'm reminded of Bill Clinton 'reaching out' to Jesse Jackson for 'spiritual counseling' in the wake of the Lewinsky affair.

-
Wise man builds his house on a rock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 09:30 PM (Nwg0u)

409 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2017 09:24 PM (0jtPF)


Local female owned plumbing business just received its second award. You said your daughter is studying the craft and dealing with male pigs. Thought you'd want to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:30 PM (PY9jH)

410 I never cheated on my Schwinn

Mike Hammer, you missed an opportunity to shift to a Cahlres Njoohsn sock :^/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

411
I thought lauraw loved Hugh Jackman?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 11, 2017 09:30 PM (czg0O)

412 Somebody decided to take Harv out

Obama, I bet his.daughter came home with some.stories.

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (9TU00)

413 I don't think Trump ever admitted to groping women, did he? The mish tape was talking about the kind of girls Harvey was using though, the ambitious star-fuckers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (oVJmc)



Spanks said something about he heard about things when Trump was on the Apprentice. Fark that Obama loving douche

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (auHtY)

414 Mike Hammer


Isn't a Schwinn kinda narrow and unsteady for cheating?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (hyuyC)

415 It's snowballing though, getting really out of hand, and may take a lot of them with Harv. Whoever put the hit on Harv may have done an unintentional Sampson act, and just pulled down the whole rotten temple of Hollywood down on himself and everybody.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

From your lips to God's ears. The whole thing has been a putrid, degenerate cesspool with a coating of glamour for decades, and it needs to be met with cleansing fire.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

416 410 I never cheated on my Schwinn

Mike Hammer, you missed an opportunity to shift to a Cahlres Njoohsn sock :^/
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

I would have gone with Girl's Bike Barack Obama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (rb1zT)

417 >>I get the impression lots of moron/ettes have high verbal SATs.


Any of the Morons getting too friendly with Miley will be high falsettos.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (OSiAE)

418 Just think. These people set the culture trends. They define what is good or bad. They judge. They dictate. They enforce.


They knew the sewer they were living in when they called Trump a sexist pig. They called him a pig and then they went home and did unspeakable things.


I do not know why we still have a movie review thread, yet football is right out.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:32 PM (lwiT4)

419 Any of the Morons getting too friendly with Miley will be high falsettos.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (OSiAE)

If uninvitedly so, then yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

420 By the way, for those who are bringing up the pedophilia. Shirley Temple told a story about how she was in a studio exec's office and he exposed himself to her. This happened when she was a tween, I think. So she laughed at his weiner and he got mad and told her to get out of his office. I read this a while ago so I may have some details wrong.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 09:32 PM (+lVUW)

421 >>It's snowballing


I don't think you'll have to look far to find an actress who snowballed old Harvey.


...go ahead. Look it up.

We'll wait here.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:32 PM (OSiAE)

422 Hey I actually had a good soprano before puberty.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

423 So how many of these swinging dick Batman actors did Harvey associate with on a regular basis? That's some kinky BDSM shit right there.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2017 09:33 PM (3ubcI)

424 It's snowballing though, getting really out of hand, and may take a lot of them with Harv. Whoever put the hit on Harv may have done an unintentional Sampson act, and just pulled down the whole rotten temple of Hollywood down on himself and everybody.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

Faster please.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 09:33 PM (Ri/rl)

425 I have a 12-year-old niece.

I like to think that if someone like Weinstein tried something on her, she'd kick 'em in the balls.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 09:33 PM (eMKNe)

426 387 Long Island accents crack me up
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 09:25 PM (PUmDY)


I believe it's pronounced Lun Gisland.

Posted by: rickl at October 11, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

427 Didn't our Media Overlords tell us Jimmy Kimmel is the heart and soul of the country?

I can't even. I JUST can't even. I can't even even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:33 PM (PY9jH)

428 422 Hey I actually had a good soprano before puberty.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

Me too! Just last week in fact!

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 11, 2017 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

429
The biggest farce in this Grotesque Parade of Stupidity is Ronan Farrow comes out looking like Scoop Jackson.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 11, 2017 09:34 PM (czg0O)

430 Yeah, I want Meryl[/s[ Squirrel Streep up there giving us another one of her sermons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 09:34 PM (Nwg0u)

431 >>I like to think that if someone like Weinstein tried something on her, she'd kick 'em in the balls.


Make sure she's well aware of the potential stabbiness of common, every day items.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:34 PM (OSiAE)

432 >> ..go ahead. Look it up.

What, you think I'm Rebecca of Sunny Brook Farm? .

How much do you think Uncle Harv would have to pay to get two hooker to do that........I mean, the man is a pig.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:34 PM (8O3HH)

433 A new report in Page Six says Megyn Kelly is damaging NBC's morning ratings.

"Not only are ratings plummeting since Megyn Kelly joined the 'Today' franchise, but the numbers show Kelly's lead-in has also affected Kathie Lee [Gifford] and Hoda Kotb's show, which follows straight afterwards," a source said.



bwahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 09:35 PM (auHtY)

434 Yeah, I want Meryl Squirrel Streep up there giving us another one of her sermons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 09:35 PM (Nwg0u)

435 Isn't a Schwinn kinda narrow and unsteady for cheating?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
======

It probably caught me eyeing my sister's English bike.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:35 PM (5IJky)

436 Thanks, Harry. You still owe me $100.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:35 PM (6FqZa)

437 431 >>I like to think that if someone like Weinstein tried something on her, she'd kick 'em in the balls.


Make sure she's well aware of the potential stabbiness of common, every day items.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:34 PM (OSiAE)

Spiked heels make excellent weapons.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 09:36 PM (Ri/rl)

438
Lauren Sivan, she of the infamous potted plant incident, is from Long Island, and had to lose the accent.

When she'd appear on Red Eye, she'd do the accent, as her mother making funny comments -- "Shit my Mom says in a Long Guyland accent". She's funny as hell. Hot as hell as well.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:36 PM (8O3HH)

439 Anonosaurus - This >< close.

Posted by: The Barrel at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (7Cr6v)

440 Every idiot leftist is saying Weinstein's no big deal because Republicans elected a confessed sex offender.

Sorry, the Clinton Years told me that was not a disqualifier for the Presidency. Your rules, libs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (oVJmc)

441 You can always judge a man by his testicles. If they are symmetrical, he's a pervert. If not, he'll treat you right, ladies.

Posted by: the Bear at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (/qEW2)

442 I would never let a kid of mine alone with one of these scum. Ever. I would never let a kid of mine try to get into Hollywood. Ever. There is no amount of money or fame you could provide them or me that could sway me to deliver them to the depredations of these perverted predators. No fucking way.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

443 garrett, yup. She's great with a baseball bat.

She can also run EXTREMELY fast, thank God.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (eMKNe)

444 In other news, my husband, son, and other Boy Scout leaders are going nuts over the BSA allowing GRRRRLS into the Scouting organization.

Our son is like, "They couldn't take One Single Day of the physical and verbal harassment we dole out regularly to our Scouts to make them try harder. Next, they'll be dumbing down the Eagle Scout requirements."

As a woman and a Scout mom, I totally agree.

Listen, Princesses, if you don't think the Girl Scouts are tough enough or interesting enough, tell your moms. Quit focusing on Planned Parenthood and learning about anal sex.

Jeebus. Why is this so difficult?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (PY9jH)

445 It's still not too late

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (auHtY)

I'd have to go to Europe. And then there would be the muzzie testicular rampage. I'd break my foot for sure.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (bjlHK)

446 Insomniac, oh yeah.

The niece I mentioned above? Her dad would do a lot more than kick 'em...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (eMKNe)

447 You wanna oobah? We were lucky to have a translator nearby

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

448 Every idiot leftist is saying Weinstein's no big deal because Republicans elected a confessed sex offender.

Which is a MOTHERFUCKING LIE to begin with, but let's not get mired in the details.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

449
Keep in mind that Harv is a very violent man. He beat the shit of some guy, had photos taken, and managed to keep that under wraps.

Also he roughed up Nathan Lane.

Harv is a basic Mafia enforcer thug. Who's also a rapist.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:38 PM (8O3HH)

450 Sorry, the Clinton Years told me that was not a disqualifier for the Presidency. Your rules, libs.

Anyone who voted against Trump because mish grab you guys, I can kind of respect.

If they voted for a Clinton instead... here's your bag of dicks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:38 PM (6FqZa)

451 327 I groped Bambi's mother once. It was just reindeer games.
Posted by: Ben Affleck


Oh, lord. Affleck really has been in some shitty movies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

452 The niece I mentioned above? Her dad would do a lot more than kick 'em...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (eMKNe)

Put me in that camp. I would take my time. Weeks, if possible.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

453 A lot of this shit would've, when I was young, been solved by some harsh words from the girl, or even a slap. But the thing is that the cultural left, spearheaded by the feminists, have destroyed the traditional ways of dealing with this which if necessary could escalate to hairpins, mace, and beatings from guys sticking up for the girl.

All that's been replaced by the current Kafkasque trial by The Best People. Well, those are the rules you forced on us. Enjoy them.

Posted by: George LeS at October 11, 2017 09:39 PM (+TcCF)

454 408 I'm reminded of Bill Clinton 'reaching out' to Jesse Jackson for 'spiritual counseling' in the wake of the Lewinsky affair.

-
Wise man builds his house on a rock.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,



So they smoked crack together?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2017 09:39 PM (pY+s4)

455 445

Kickstarter for Her Grace Miley? A trip to France, well shod in industrial strength Doc Martins, and a few of her $7.99 friends for protection from the rest of the throng.

Hmm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 11, 2017 09:39 PM (hyuyC)

456 Anonosaurus - This >

-
Yeah, well, this ain't horseshoes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 09:39 PM (Nwg0u)

457 Any of the Morons getting too friendly with Miley will be high falsettos.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (OSiAE)

Only if it was nonconsensual, of course. But jeez guys, don't let me rot on the shelf. It ain't right.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:40 PM (bjlHK)

458 On the bright side, there is now a ready response for every one of these bastards who tries to lecture the rest of us. Every single one has, at best, decided to go along to get along in the sewer.

Posted by: George LeS at October 11, 2017 09:40 PM (+TcCF)

459 I'm reminded of Bill Clinton 'reaching out' to Jesse Jackson for 'spiritual counseling' in the wake of the Lewinsky affair.

I remember that. Was that before or after the "reverend" had his illegitimate kid?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (O5Q3r)

460 409
Local female owned plumbing business just received its second award. You said your daughter is studying the craft and dealing with male pigs. Thought you'd want to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:30 PM (PY9jH)
---------------------------
She's studying to be an electrician actually.
And the guys are NOT pigs!
They are gentlemen compared to the moonbats she ran into at art school.

Really, her experience at SCAD was good for her --- finding out that 'correct' ideology is no substitute for simple morals.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (0jtPF)

461 Ronan Farrow seems like Octavian. He's the patsy from a noble family the would-be Powers That Be use because they think he's weak.

Ronan I, princeps Americorum 2032 ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (6FqZa)

462 453 A lot of this shit would've, when I was young, been solved by some harsh words from the girl, or even a slap. But the thing is that the cultural left, spearheaded by the feminists, have destroyed the traditional ways of dealing with this which if necessary could escalate to hairpins, mace, and beatings from guys sticking up for the girl.

All that's been replaced by the current Kafkasque trial by The Best People. Well, those are the rules you forced on us. Enjoy them.
Posted by: George LeS at October 11, 2017 09:39 PM (+TcCF)

Problem is, this is the extreme flip side of how the rest of the world lives, in which any girl at any time can point her finger at a man and cry rape, and destroy his life without any crime - or in some cases any contact - having taken place at all.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

463 I would never let a kid of mine alone with one of
these scum. Ever. I would never let a kid of mine try to get into
Hollywood. Ever. There is no amount of money or fame you could provide
them or me that could sway me to deliver them to the depredations of
these perverted predators. No fucking way.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (NWiLs)
==============================

When we lived on Long Island, I was best friends with a gal whose two boys were in commercials. I sometimes went along with her into the city for auditions. One time, I had my daughter along. Pretty little blue eyed blond. The assistant called my friend's boys into the room, and she looked at my daughter. She said, "We're looking for a blond for this Crest commercial. Are you interested?" I thought it over for about 2 seconds and said No.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (lwiT4)

464 Not all H'wood types are pigs. Roma Downey and her husband launched Light TV channel, dedicated to wholesome programming.

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (eO2Z0)

465 Only if it was nonconsensual, of course. But jeez guys, don't let me rot on the shelf. It ain't right.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:40 PM (bjlHK)

What shelf? The one ace put up?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

466 Every idiot leftist is saying Weinstein's no big deal because Republicans elected a confessed sex offender.
===

So fucking what?

They will say that shit anyway. It's what they do.

Let them say it. It will work as efficiently as kneeling for the anthem.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 09:42 PM (2wRtc)

467 Ace At the Movies started at 1:00 p.m.

Still on.

Posted by: Gem at October 11, 2017 09:42 PM (uaHyk)

468 Really, her experience at SCAD was good for her --- finding out that 'correct' ideology is no substitute for simple morals.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (0jtPF)


Glad I misunderstood! Yep, SCAD. What you said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:42 PM (PY9jH)

469 if consensual Miley would have 'em signing Handel's Halleluia Chorus

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

470 When we lived on Long Island, I was best friends with a gal whose two boys were in commercials. I sometimes went along with her into the city for auditions. One time, I had my daughter along. Pretty little blue eyed blond. The assistant called my friend's boys into the room, and she looked at my daughter. She said, "We're looking for a blond for this Crest commercial. Are you interested?" I thought it over for about 2 seconds and said No.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (lwiT4)

Those you can monitor like a hawk, but it's also a possible gateway drug.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

471 Say what you want but killing yourself with a steak knife takes dedication.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

It's rarely well done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 11, 2017 09:43 PM (O848g)

472 >> " "Not only are ratings plummeting since Megyn Kelly joined the 'Today'
franchise, but the numbers show Kelly's lead-in has also affected Kathie
Lee [Gifford] and Hoda Kotb's show, which follows straight afterwards,"
a source said."

The name "Hoda Katb" sounds like a new alien character in the latest Star Wars film.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 11, 2017 09:43 PM (CT43g)

473 Every idiot leftist is saying Weinstein's no big deal because Republicans elected a confessed sex offender.

Ask them if they voted for Clinton. Bill, not Hillary.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:44 PM (O5Q3r)

474 I would be willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that Shakespeare in Love, Gigli and Dallas Buyers Clubwere All Harvey films

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 09:44 PM (PUmDY)

475 The NY Post is where Harvey planted his fake stories about the Italian actress that wore a wire for the cops.

They're acquainted.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 11, 2017 09:44 PM (mt2jL)

476
372 As I said in a previous thread, I have this picture in my head of a bunch of rats scurrying for cover.

Posted by: nerdygirl
-----------

Roaches, when the lights are turned on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 09:22 PM (7Cr6v)







Who knew that Joe's Apartment was a documentary?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 09:44 PM (eXA4G)

477 Anyone want to venture a guess how Fat Harvey would take himself out?

I'm going with least painful method. He's got to have plenty of doctors as buddies. Enough pain killers and booze, and he's off to dreamland.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:44 PM (PY9jH)

478 453 A lot of this shit would've, when I was young, been solved by some harsh words from the girl, or even a slap. But the thing is that the cultural left, spearheaded by the feminists, have destroyed the traditional ways of dealing with this which if necessary could escalate to hairpins, mace, and beatings from guys sticking up for the girl.

All that's been replaced by the current Kafkasque trial by The Best People. Well, those are the rules you forced on us. Enjoy them.
Posted by: George LeS at October 11, 2017 09:39 PM (+TcCF)
------------------------------------
THIS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2017 09:45 PM (0jtPF)

479 Say what you want but killing yourself with a steak knife takes dedication.



Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)



It's rarely well done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 11, 2017 09:43 PM (O848g)
That's why it's so rare.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:45 PM (O5Q3r)

480 Well, I can understand the crush. Good lookin' and dumb, that's how you want 'em, right LauraW.?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 09:10 PM (+lVUW)

He's all booze bloated now, time has not been kind to Affleck.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Seems to be another common theme around liberal hollywood. Jon Hamm was getting that "drunk eyes" thing before it was announced that he was heading for rehab.

This kind of thing happens when you give not particularly bright, emotionally immature people boatloads of money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 09:45 PM (+lVUW)

481 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:37 PM (PY9jH)

When are the boys going to be allowed in the Girl Scouts?

Like never because: different!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 11, 2017 09:46 PM (/26zP)

482 Affleck who wrote an open letter to Trump about how you don't talk about women like that, groping wome on on stage for laughs and defending Weinstein.

Yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2017 09:46 PM (39g3+)

483 The biggest farce in this Grotesque Parade of Stupidity is Ronan Farrow comes out looking like Scoop Jackson.


I know right? Was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 11, 2017 09:46 PM (CNHr1)

484 Every idiot leftist is saying Weinstein's no big deal because Republicans elected a confessed sex offender.

Ask them if they voted for Clinton. Bill, not Hillary.


Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:44 PM (O5Q3r)


That actually happened on Anderson Cooper last night. The lone conservative (can't remember) said, "What about Clinton in the 90's?" and the wymyn lost their minds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:46 PM (PY9jH)

485 Your can rag on weinstein all you want, but remember the Left is morally superior to us..or so they keep telling us?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2017 09:47 PM (SjImc)

486 20 or so

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 09:47 PM (PUmDY)

487
if consensual Miley would have 'em signing Handel's Halleluia Chorus

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

I know a thing or two. There's a lot more to it than the sex part though.Good night, Horde. I'm really, really going to try to sleep early tonight. If I fail, I may see you on the ONT.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - call me! Only $7.99/minute! at October 11, 2017 09:48 PM (bjlHK)

488 Affleck is painfully dumb. He used to embarrass himself regularly on Bill Mahr. And to stand OUT on that stage is remarkable.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 11, 2017 09:49 PM (mt2jL)

489 a female executive told her almost 30 years ago that she had found Weinstein naked in her bedroom in a Miramax-rented property

Thing is, if you're unsure, you have to lift up his belly to verify that there's no Speedo.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 09:49 PM (7ulel)

490
Whoever put the hit on Harv may have done an unintentional Sampson act, and just pulled down the whole rotten temple of Hollywood down on himself and everybody.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (8O3HH)








My money is on Zombie Andrew Breitbart, laughing his ass off.

It's REALLY gonna be epic when he takes over Harvey's next press conference.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 09:49 PM (eXA4G)

491
That actually happened on Anderson Cooper last night. The lone conservative (can't remember) said, "What about Clinton in the 90's?" and the wymyn lost their minds.


Libs have built their morality (Political Correctness) for expediency. It's not supposed to be used against them (since they already believe themselves to be the GOOD PEOPLE), but it's meant to be used against their enemies (the BAD PEOPLE).

Clinton got caught in the web they weaved to catch Clarence Thomas.

They go apeshit when the morality they built as a weapon winds up taking them out in friendly fire instead.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 09:49 PM (oVJmc)

492 Im honestly shocked. I thought the only boob Affleck grabbed was Matt Damon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 09:49 PM (pUDQf)

493 OKAY !!!!!!! Alex - breathe!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:50 PM (lwiT4)

494 Who is the confessed GOP sex offender?

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2017 09:50 PM (eO2Z0)

495 Well, Imonna try to fall asleep at a decent hour tonight.

Last night I took a 10 mg melatonin, and after an hour didn't feel sleepy, so took a Midnight melatonin tablet (to be taken when you wake up in the wee hours and can't go back to sleep).

I was so wired the entire night I didn't sleep a wink. It was horrible.

So, I'm going to try to sleep without taking anything. My husband will thank me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:50 PM (PY9jH)

496 Indians on the board 3-1. 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:50 PM (O5Q3r)

497 I fell a ditty coming on ..
go cubs go .. oh sorry.

Posted by: goathead at October 11, 2017 09:51 PM (xlESs)

498 They are gentlemen compared to the moonbats she ran into at art school.

Really, her experience at SCAD was good for her --- finding out that 'correct' ideology is no substitute for simple morals.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

The SCAD girls were very appreciative of basic manners and polite behavior when I was in school. Very appreciative, creative too

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (9TU00)

499
This kind of thing happens when you give not particularly bright, emotionally immature people boatloads of money.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 11, 2017 09:45 PM (+lVUW)








Hey, I do NOT have boatloads of money.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (eXA4G)

500 Miley and Jane - I hope your sleep is better tonight

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (lwiT4)

501 Hey Rocky, watch me grope Natasha's tit!

Posted by: Bullwinkle at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (02Fu2)

502 RBI Indians!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (lwiT4)

503 How would Fat Harvey take himself out?

"Fornicate me bleedin' self to death."

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (hLB6Q)

504 Miley still here? Safe to come hang out?

Posted by: Horde Testicles at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (mhhUf)

505 That trick never works.

Posted by: Rocky at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (02Fu2)

506 Shh Hillary promised me a diversion to my dilemma but who da thunk this!1 I hope this works because the Russian story is running out of gas,,,

Posted by: Carlos the Magnificent Bastard Danger.. at October 11, 2017 09:52 PM (U5Xeq)

507 3-2. 1st and second, 1 out. Sabathia done

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:53 PM (O5Q3r)

508 This time for sure!

Posted by: Bullwinkle at October 11, 2017 09:53 PM (02Fu2)

509 go cubs go

Posted by: goathead at October 11, 2017 09:53 PM (xlESs)

510 Finally!!! Go Indians!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 09:53 PM (pUDQf)

511
I fell a ditty coming on ..

go cubs go .. oh sorry.

Posted by: goathead at October 11, 2017 09:51 PM (xlESs)
=============================

Shaddup

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:53 PM (lwiT4)

512 Ghost Dance! Tribe back from Happy Hunting Ground!

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2017 09:53 PM (hLB6Q)

513 412 Somebody decided to take Harv out

Obama, I bet his.daughter came home with some.stories.

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2017 09:31 PM (9TU00)

++++

I doubt stories would be enough to get Obama to take out an ally. Unless Weinstein was foolish enough to try one of his moves on Malia. That would get Obama in lawfare mode.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 09:54 PM (pvjTE)

514 Always.

They always roll the dice on one more inning for Sabathia.

Can't take the 4 good innings from that bloated, aged cow and be happy with it.

You gotta let him throw away the lead.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:54 PM (OSiAE)

515 Why doesn't that fat grey haired bastard buy a fucking razor and shave? Put him in regular clothes and he is a fucking homeless bum in LA.
Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2017 08:31 PM (NTM5E)


I think it's another way of him wielding power over people: show up looking all rumpled, unbathed and unshaven and making everyone else say how wonderful he looks.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 11, 2017 09:54 PM (5Yee7)

516 Thanks to this thread, I now understand why Boris Badenov wanted to "keel moose and squirrel".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 11, 2017 09:54 PM (IcT7t)

517 LOL!!!!!!

Matt Lauer thanks Ronan Farrow for covering Weinstein 'for NBC.'

http://tinyurl.com/ybdcm55b

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:55 PM (PY9jH)

518 We should return to the days of Shakespeare when all the parts were played by men. Men love being groped.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 11, 2017 09:55 PM (/qEW2)

519 462---Problem is, this is the extreme flip side of how the rest of the world lives, in which any girl at any time can point her finger at a man and cry rape, and destroy his life without any crime - or in some cases any contact - having taken place at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
------------------------
THIS too.

The old-fashioned fences having been torn down, women are vulnerable.
But the attempt to use feminist ideology as a substitute for traditional morality has been a pathetic failure. It not only doesn't really protect women, it punishes men just for existing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2017 09:55 PM (0jtPF)

520 May Christ's peace be with you grammie. I'm out .. sheesh.

Posted by: goathead at October 11, 2017 09:55 PM (xlESs)

521 514 Always.

They always roll the dice on one more inning for Sabathia.

Can't take the 4 good innings from that bloated, aged cow and be happy with it.

You gotta let him throw away the lead.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:54 PM (OSiAE)

Damn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 09:56 PM (pUDQf)

522 It's snowballing though, getting really out of hand, and may take a lot of them with Harv. Whoever put the hit on Harv may have done an unintentional Sampson act, and just pulled down the whole rotten temple of Hollywood down on himself and everybody.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:29 PM (8O3HH)


It was Gorbachev pushing his "Hollywood Glasnost".

Same result ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 09:56 PM (8gDQu)

523 Um... if Salvador Dali had created music videos this might fit the bill

http://www.ufunk.net/en/musique/cyriac-denki-groove-ufoholic/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2017 09:57 PM (QvC3K)

524
We don't "sheesh" around here, pal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 11, 2017 09:57 PM (czg0O)

525 Big double play. Yanks out of the inning. 3-2 after 5

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 09:57 PM (O5Q3r)

526 Thank you goathead. You also.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:58 PM (lwiT4)

527 I tried to grab 99's mish.

Missed it by THAT much...

Posted by: Don Adams at October 11, 2017 09:58 PM (vChNs)

528 517 LOL!!!!!!

Matt Lauer thanks Ronan Farrow for covering Weinstein 'for NBC.'

http://tinyurl.com/ybdcm55b
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2017 09:55 PM (PY9jH)

Hey guys. I helped. Guys? I was there too. Guys??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 09:58 PM (pUDQf)

529 >>Damn.



I never like the Sabathia contract. Guy was an immense waste.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 09:59 PM (OSiAE)

530
Oh, the Beast has weighed in on Uncle Harv. She was "just sick" when she heard that Uncle Harv was a bad man.

You know......I can't even .....as the kids say.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 09:59 PM (8O3HH)

531
First I have to admit that Ronan Farrow did an awesome bit a real journalism.

Now I'm coming around to the idea that the most moral A-List actor/actress of them all may end up being.........Tom Cruise.

I picked the wrong week to stop huffing whipped cream cans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 09:59 PM (eXA4G)

532 I doubt stories would be enough to get Obama to take out an ally. Unless Weinstein was foolish enough to try one of his moves on Malia. That would get Obama in lawfare mode.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 09:54 PM (pvjTE)

Really? You think Obama would take down a powerful political ally over Taller Prop?

Posted by: Gem at October 11, 2017 10:00 PM (uaHyk)

533 Matt Lauer thanks Ronan Farrow for covering Weinstein 'for NBC.'

Speaking of boobs.

Posted by: John Marston at October 11, 2017 10:00 PM (SkuXa)

534 My money is on Carlos The Dangerous Hombre.. He must be rolling on Cankles and now she is burning it ALL down.... Crazy lunatic Goldwater girl turned Black Panther advocate intern plays Commie hard ball... At least if all the stories are true dating back to Arkansas days...

Posted by: Carlos the Magnificent Bastard Danger.. at October 11, 2017 10:00 PM (U5Xeq)

535 412 Somebody decided to take Harv out

---

he never gave me a second look.

Posted by: Plastic fern on 37th floor at October 11, 2017 10:00 PM (vChNs)

536 I don't understand women that find Matt Laurer attractive.
He doesn't ping as gay to me, just zero masculinity.

#realtalk

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 11, 2017 10:01 PM (mt2jL)

537 Sorry Hillary!, but Louie in Casablanca is more believable at being shocked.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2017 10:01 PM (QvC3K)

538 Whoever put the hit on Harv may have done an unintentional Sampson act, and just pulled down the whole rotten temple of Hollywood down on himself and everybody.


---

my superpowers also come from my hair

Posted by: Donald John Trump at October 11, 2017 10:02 PM (vChNs)

539 More surprised Hillary didnt blame her loss on Weinsteins perv predilection.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:03 PM (pUDQf)

540
Oh, the Beast has weighed in on Uncle Harv. She was "just sick" when she heard that Uncle Harv was a bad man.


I get tired of hearing Hillary claiming to have any honest human emotions whatsoever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 10:03 PM (oVJmc)

541
537 Sorry Hillary!, but Louie in Casablanca is more believable at being shocked.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2017 10:01 PM (QvC3K)





Hey, I'm shocked. SHHHHHOOOOOOCKED

Posted by: Pepper Brooks at October 11, 2017 10:03 PM (eXA4G)

542 THIS too.

The old-fashioned fences having been torn down, women are vulnerable.
But the attempt to use feminist ideology as a substitute for traditional morality has been a pathetic failure. It not only doesn't really protect women, it punishes men just for existing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2017 09:55 PM (0jtPF)

We are way through the fucking looking glass, that's for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

543
And the Daily Mail says their "sources close to the investigation" say the DoJ/FBI made the move to prevent Uncle Harv from pulling a Pollanski. I was worried about that with this European sex-rehab shit.

And if you're wondering what federal crimes -- there could be all kinds of public company fraud stuff. Harv was using Miramax people and funds to procure his women. I was hearing someone on FOX going through this shit.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (8O3HH)

544
I get tired of hearing Hillary claiming to have any honest human emotions whatsoever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 10:03 PM (oVJmc)






Besides abject hatred, of course. Because if ever there was an example for the ages.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (eXA4G)

545 Every Hollywood celebrity and leftist politician SHOCKED and HORRIFIED at Weinstein's perversity should be reminded that had Hillary won, this story would have still been a "nod nod wink wink" in Hollywood circles. Anyone thinking of reporting it would be reminded that when it comes to the Clintons, more than stories are killed.

And Weinstein would have had the muscle of the White House behind any and all threats.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (eh0Va)

546 Damn, ya get up to pee and let the dogs out to pee too and you're 200 comments behind.


Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)

547 540
Oh, the Beast has weighed in on Uncle Harv. She was "just sick" when she heard that Uncle Harv was a bad man.

I get tired of hearing Hillary claiming to have any honest human emotions whatsoever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 10:03 PM (oVJmc)

Bullshit she was.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

548 I don't about you guys, but grabing a boob, in gentile way could be you making your "move"?

Posted by: paladin at October 11, 2017 10:05 PM (hYuE3)

549 Oh, the Beast has weighed in on Uncle Harv. She was "just sick" when she heard that Uncle Harv was a bad man.

I get tired of hearing Hillary claiming to have any honest human emotions whatsoever.


---

doesn't count unless someone heaves her into a van.

Posted by: Donald John Trump at October 11, 2017 10:05 PM (vChNs)

550 called my friend's boys into the room, and she looked at my daughter. She said, "We're looking for a blond for this Crest commercial. Are you interested?" I thought it over for about 2 seconds and said No.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 11, 2017 09:41 PM (lwiT4)

Those you can monitor like a hawk, but it's also a possible gateway drug.
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------

I'll try to make this short. Pretty, sweet girl, that I dated a couple of times. Her mother wanted her to pursue acting. She landed a spot (doing a Gulf Oil commercial). That was leveraged to a couple of B 'show your tits' movies, and that was that. I don't know how many times she's been married now.

I saw her at a H.S. reunion a few years back, she looked great. I was surprised by how she greeted me, I kinda thought she was going to start crying. It was as though she had all of the trappings, but life hadn't worked out the way she wanted.

I confess that I still feel a pang when I look at her pic: http://tinyurl.com/ydz6488m

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:05 PM (7Cr6v)

551 >>>Now I'm coming around to the idea that the most moral A-List actor/actress of them all may end up being.........Tom Cruise.

That's one explanation.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 11, 2017 10:05 PM (/qEW2)

552 546 Damn, ya get up to pee and let the dogs out to pee too and you're 200 comments behind.


Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)

Floor drain.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

553 Power struggle within the left. A younger up-and-comer attacking the old guard via the money pool.

Posted by: Armchair Political Analist at October 11, 2017 10:06 PM (02Fu2)

554 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)

--

not anymore

Posted by: Caitlyn J. at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (vChNs)

555
546 Damn, ya get up to pee and let the dogs out to pee too and you're 200 comments behind.


Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)








Depends.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (eXA4G)

556
Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?

Posted by: Tami

Floor drain.

====


Depends.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (2wRtc)

557 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)


Depends.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (mhhUf)

558 I confess that I still feel a pang when I look at her pic: http://tinyurl.com/ydz6488m
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:05 PM (7Cr6v)

After all that build-up, I was convinced I'd be looking right at a face-sized spider.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

559 I don't about you guys, but grabing a boob, in gentile way could be you making your "move"?
Posted by: paladin
----------

I don't think the Jewish folk do it any differently. I'll wait for them to weigh in on this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (7Cr6v)

560 Jinx!

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (2wRtc)

561 >> Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?

Potted plant right next to the computer.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

562 Oh, the Beast has weighed in on Uncle Harv. She was "just sick" when she heard that Uncle Harv was a bad man.

She's been married to a guy with the same MO for forty-plus years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (oVJmc)

563 Is that a trifecta?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (mhhUf)

564 543-
Rose Mcgowen said the payments came from a company slush fund.

I wonder, based on the story of Harvey's overseas fixer, if they didn't have an entire department devoted to the journalist/ sex crimes payments.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (mt2jL)

565 Oh, the Beast has weighed in on Uncle Harv. She was "just sick" when she heard that Uncle Harv was a bad man.


For the "smartest woman in the world", Hillary is pretty fucking stupid.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (O5Q3r)

566 561 >> Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?

Potted plant right next to the computer.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

Useful for all manners of...functions.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

567 New headline at Daily Mail:

'He pressed his finger in my crack': Makeup artist claims Ben Affleck 'grabbed her a** at a Golden Globes


Posted by: Bill Clinton's Tighty Whities at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (BaFvY)

568 Depends!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (2wRtc)

569 What I would give for a reporter to ask Clinton why she has no problem calling Trump the devil for his Billy Bush moment but has nothing but crickets over Harv and her Hubby.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (pUDQf)

570 I'm on my phone.

Posted by: John Marston typing one handed at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (SkuXa)

571
HAH!

Beat you all to the obvious joke!

*sticks out tongue*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (eXA4G)

572 565 Oh, the Beast has weighed in on Uncle Harv. She was "just sick" when she heard that Uncle Harv was a bad man.


For the "smartest woman in the world", Hillary is pretty fucking stupid.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (O5Q3r)

She's saying it because she has to say it. She doesn't give half a shit about anybody her husband molested or raped or that HW molested or raped.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

573 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?
Posted by: Tami
------------

Catheter. Standard equipment for extended AoS sessions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (7Cr6v)

574 don't you people ever get up to pee?


i keep a five gallon bucket next to the chair.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (KP5rU)

575 566 561 >> Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?

Potted plant right next to the computer.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

Useful for all manners of...functions.
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

/looks really disgusted....

Posted by: I am Groot!! at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (NgKpN)

576 One of the Duke Boys (Dukes of Hazzard) actors got in some trouble for the crack fingering a while back.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (8O3HH)

577 Hat trick!

Posted by: Depends at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

578 557 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)

----


ahhhh....screw it

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 11, 2017 10:10 PM (vChNs)

579 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?

Posted by: Tami

Lots and lots of empty whiskey bottles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 11, 2017 10:10 PM (jzmG1)

580 Ben Affleck looks like every white person, ever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 11, 2017 10:10 PM (oiItG)

581 Ancestry.com person, "Here we go again on the DNA..."

Coworker "What?"

"Another kid of Bill Clinton's."

"How many does that make?"

*sigh( "Let me check." -tapping of keyboard- "Number 1,794."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2017 10:10 PM (QvC3K)

582 573 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?
Posted by: Tami
------------

Catheter. Standard equipment for extended AoS sessions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (7Cr6v)

You go with Foley or external?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

583 One of the Duke Boys (Dukes of Hazzard) actors got in some trouble for the crack fingering a while back.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (8O3HH

Denver Pyle?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 11, 2017 10:11 PM (jzmG1)

584 Omg...youse guys are too funny!

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:11 PM (Enq6K)

585 After the way the Cubs played, Joe Maddon should have them doing wind sprints a la Herb Brooks in Miracle.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 11, 2017 10:11 PM (oiItG)

586
576 One of the Duke Boys (Dukes of Hazzard) actors got in some trouble for the crack fingering a while back.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (8O3HH)







Me too. But bitch set me up.

Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (eXA4G)

587 Toilet-Chair.

Posted by: Frito at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (02Fu2)

588 578 557 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?
Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)


----

wait, some people read this blog while they AREN'T on the crapper? how weird...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (vChNs)

589 I'm waiting for a device that will allow me to get up to poo.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (/qEW2)

590 Hilary *is* sick.... about losing another donor.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (0ReGO)

591 Derek Jeter wouldnt say whether he would take a knee during the national anthem if he still were playing, but the Marlins new co-owner and future Hall of Famer wouldnt have a problem if one of his players chose to protest social injustice and police brutality by doing so.

Fuck you. And this fuck supported Fredo also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (SjImc)

592 Wine stein? Why yes, I'll have another stein of wine!

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M BOMBED OUT OF MY SKULL.

Posted by: DistHillary at October 11, 2017 10:13 PM (2Omzf)

593 Well who is a One Percenter?

Frito who obviously has one of those smart Japanese toilets with built-in Internet.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2017 10:13 PM (QvC3K)

594 If there's a hell, time to start calling it "Hollywood South."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 10:14 PM (eMKNe)

595 And if you're wondering what federal crimes -- there could be all kinds of public company fraud stuff. Harv was using Miramax people and funds to procure his women. I was hearing someone on FOX going through this shit.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:04 PM (8O3HH)

Looks like he may have bribed a DA in New York... and if the money crossed State Lines, the Feds can get involved...

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2017 10:14 PM (NgKpN)

596 589:

I'm afraid your sphincter is wrecked, Mr. Smith. A colostomy is the only solution.

Posted by: Dr. Proctor at October 11, 2017 10:14 PM (8O3HH)

597 You go with Foley or external?
Posted by: Insomniac
----------

I confess, it was a throwaway remark, never thought I would be called on it. On the upside, I have no idea what either of those are, and I'm hoping I don't find out any time soon...that 'Foley' thing sounds especially unappealing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:14 PM (leCj4)

598 One of the Duke Boys (Dukes of Hazzard) actors got in some trouble for the crack fingering a while back.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (8O3HH)

***********

"Crack fingering"---I'm just not getting that.

Smells *iffy* to me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Tighty Whities at October 11, 2017 10:14 PM (BaFvY)

599
593 Well who is a One Percenter?

Frito who obviously has one of those smart Japanese toilets with built-in Internet.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2017 10:13 PM (QvC3K)







Well, Gwinny Goop DID take Uncle Harvey to Starbucks on a regular basis......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (eXA4G)

600 we can has ONT?

no ONT and, worse, Resident 3vil is stuck @ w*rk in Inglewatts for some reason she can't talk about on the phone, but which has seriously pissed her off.

and the cats are bitching because Mom is supposed to be here already.

i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue... not to mention not drink on week days.

FML.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (xsabZ)

601 ...that 'Foley' thing sounds especially unappealing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:14 PM (leCj4)

shit. So you've heard of "banana in the tailpipe?"

Posted by: Axel Foley at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (jzmG1)

602 POTUS has been called as a witness in a civil case against the Pedo Island guy.... Pedo Island Guy criminal case was a sham....

Posted by: Voter Dude formerly Carlos Stinky sock at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (U5Xeq)

603 Cleveland just cant hit these yankee pitchers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

604 ONT

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 11, 2017 10:16 PM (2wRtc)

605 576 One of the Duke Boys (Dukes of Hazzard) actors got in some trouble for the crack fingering a while back.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:09 PM (8O3HH)

Just checkin' Daisy's shorts for a loose thread

Posted by: Luke Duke at October 11, 2017 10:16 PM (eh0Va)

606 and Inglewatts after dark is no place for a blonde in a MB SLK after dark.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2017 10:16 PM (xsabZ)

607 My dad just isn't himself these days. He came over looking sooo upset. Then he asked me if I still had my passport and if I could loan him one of my wigs, a skirt and some pumps. While I went in my closet to look, he jacked one off in the sink instead of the ficus like he usually does, then started quaffing some of my Bollinger straight from the bottle. Then he asked me if I wanted to watch him take a shower. I'm getting worried!!! Somebody please help!!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's Daughter at October 11, 2017 10:17 PM (eMKNe)

608 i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue... not to mention not drink on week days.

FML.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (xsabZ)

Ah... but isn't EVERY day actually a day of the week... and thus... a week day?

and who wants to be.... weak anyway...

So drink away...

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2017 10:17 PM (NgKpN)

609 >>> I don't about you guys, but grabing a boob, in gentile way could be you making your "move"?<<<

I don't know which tribe Uncle Harv came from, but the milking-the-cow technique is not the most intimate of advances.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2017 10:17 PM (3ubcI)

610 Cleveland just cant hit these yankee pitchers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

They could charge the mound with their bats. that might be an option.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 11, 2017 10:18 PM (jzmG1)

611 I just want you to know Harvey, you can get your freak on with me anytime! Just come on over!! You know where I am!! And I *desperately* need the work!!! Gimme a call, okay lovey??

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 11, 2017 10:19 PM (eMKNe)

612 Looks like he may have bribed a DA in New York... and if the money crossed State Lines, the Feds can get involved...
Posted by: Don Q.

You know Vance and Trump have histo

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2017 10:19 PM (9TU00)

613 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 10:19 PM (eMKNe)

614 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?

I AoSHQ from the crapper.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2017 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

615 Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
wasn't really an attack
Been in touch with the crack
Since the day they could reach

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 11, 2017 10:20 PM (vChNs)

616 Don't you people ever get up TO PEE!?

Introducing the new LG SmarToilet...

Posted by: LG Marketing Team at October 11, 2017 10:20 PM (eMKNe)

617 Just looked up the word "classy" online, found 900 pics of Harvey Weinstein. Hey-yo!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 10:21 PM (eMKNe)

618 591 Derek Jeter wouldnt say whether he would take a knee during the national anthem if he still were playing, but the Marlins new co-owner and future Hall of Famer wouldnt have a problem if one of his players chose to protest social injustice and police brutality by doing so.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (SjImc)
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What if they do it to protest abortion?
What if they do it to protest war?
What if they do it to protest taxes?
What if they do it to protest marijuana laws?
What if they do it to protest the DH rule?

Hey, if it's okay to diss the flag for one thing,why not another? Free speech, baby!

Instead of bringing out the flag, they should bring out the Festivus pole and have an airing of the grievances!

(And yeah, F him.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2017 10:30 PM (0jtPF)

619 I happened to have the TV on when Samantha Bee came on. I NEVER watch her but left her on when I saw the perv Harvey's face. She really came down on Harvey and then came down on ALL men. All you man out there are horrible, sex perverts. Enough, channel changed!

Posted by: ares woman at October 11, 2017 10:36 PM (7kSLg)

620 Trump talked about groupies and leftist Hollywood and leftist media acted like they were virginal nuns. The horror!

Harvey Weinstein preyed on easily victimized aspiring actresses and they considered it business as usual for decades.

Duplicitous pigs.

Groupies out for fun being compared to victims cornered by a man in a position of power over their futures.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 11, 2017 11:09 PM (4bjXi)

621 "Ronan was basically told to stop working on this," according to a source, who called the network's decision "indefensible."

You know, Ronan. Harvey Weinstein is a good guy, and he's been through a lot. I hope you can let this go now.

Posted by: Paul at October 12, 2017 01:05 AM (H7dia)

622 Lot's of pictures of Michael Moore and Harvey Weinstein together at entertainment events. What did Michael know? And what is a "Geffen Boy"?

Posted by: TitanTom at October 12, 2017 10:57 AM (BeAI2)

623 Reminds me of the famous scene in MASH where Sally Kellerman is ranting about Hawkeye and Trapper while making sure we get an ample glimpse of her tits.

AKA.......you wanted the big money......so.......skin to win!

Posted by: Dave of Dodge at October 12, 2017 11:16 AM (eXZrW)

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