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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/11/17)

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(Come along and sail away with The ONT)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

There is one thing the U.S. Army can do, and that is you have to be ready to ensure we have military options that our president can deploy if needed, The international community has spoken, but that means the U.S. Army must stand ready.

So if you’re ready, that’s your duty at this point and time, and I know the Army will always do its duty. Sec. Defense James Mattis

Quote II

“I think what Bannon is doing is slowly but surely taking over the role of the Republican Party, and people joining Bannon [are doing the same],” “The Republican Party is obviously not with [President] Trump on balance. You have some in the House who are, but the Republican Party on balance is not with Trump.” Rush Limbaugh

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For every action there is a reaction. Some of those reactions are termination from your job.

Bullets rained down on a country music concert in Las Vegas this weekend, murdering 59 people and wounding over 500 more. Before the cops had counted all the corpses, Hayley Geftman-Gold, senior corporate attorney for CBS, wrote on her personal Facebook page that she was “actually not even sympathetic” to the victims of the Las Vegas attack because “country music fans often are [R]epublican gun toters.” When her comments went viral, CBS fired her.

The broadcasting company clearly had a legal right to sack her. But should companies fire their employees for saying stupid (or even disgusting) things that are unrelated to work performance?


There's a difference between pointing out corporate culture and being glad a group of people were shot, wounded and/or killed.

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The FBI, can we trust them? We'll give you three guesses.

The FBI is discounting ISISí claim that the Las Vegas attack was jihad. But is the FBI really trustworthy?
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...
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The FBI was in on the planning of the jihad attack against the Garland Muhammad art expo in Garland, Texas. They did nothing to stop it, not even giving us a warning that my event was targeted by devout Muslims who meant to kill us Charlie Hebdo-style. We killed those jihadis. It was the security team I hired to protect my event that saved numerous lives, nothing the FBI did. We survived despite the FBI.


It continues to be sad to watch the FBI become nothing but an organization of politicized Barney Fifes. I, for one would like to thank the Jug Ear Fucker for that. And his butt boi Eric Holder.


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The ONT Musical Interlude

October 11, 1974, John Denver was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'Annie's Song.' The song was a tribute to his wife and was written in 10 minutes while he was on a ski lift." via thisdayinmusic.com

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October 11, 2016, Sir Rod Stewart said he was "on cloud nine" after being knighted by the Duke of Cambridge at Buckingham Palace. The singer was honoured in the Queen's birthday honours list in recognition of his services to music and charity. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Cancer sucks. I've had loved ones touched by it. As I am sure that just about everyone who is reading tonight's ONT has had someone in their life affected by it. Call me cynical about big business and the Komen cancer foundation. Follow the money.

The Susan G. Komen Foundation is known for high overhead costs. On again off again contact with Planned Parenthood and questionable branding deals.

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Obese and Ignorant is no way to go through life, Michael.

Liberal and rotund documentary film producer Michael Moore has his anti-Second Amendment bonafides etched in stone. There’s no doubt he has an issue with peons like us being armed. However, that doesn’t mean he won’t keep talking about how much we should be disarmed in the least.
However, unlike most gun grabbers, he does seem to grasp that the Second Amendment prevents his dream world from coming to fruition. To that end, he’s made his own proposal to replace the Second Amendment.

As a hunter, it's not about hunting. It's about yours and mine God given rights to protect ourselves.

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Go. Away. Go. Away. Now.

Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has expressed a desire to visit Pyongyang as a messenger between the United States and North Korea, Park Han-shik, an emeritus professor of international affairs at the University of Georgia, said Sunday.

“Carter wants to meet with the North Korean leader and play a constructive role for peace on the Korean Peninsula as he did in 1994,” Park, 78, told the JoongAng Ilbo over phone after meeting with the 93-year-old former president.

Maybe Rocket Man will keep him around for an extended paid vacation.


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If you're going to use cocaine. I recommend you do not tape it. Especially if you're a NFL coach.

The Miami Dolphins offensive line is so bad. How bad is it? The Miami Dolphins offensive line is so bad that their offensive line coach does cocaine.

That’s not a bad joke that would get me a couple of courtesy laughs at a comedy club. That’s a real story.

Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster was caught on video snorting three lines of cocaine.

However, There is a former NFL player who can help him out.

Redemption Baby. Redemption.

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I like coffee. Black and bitter like my soul. But, if you're a nicer, sweeter person you may like coffee infused with wine.

The next time you’re trying to decide whether to meet a friend for coffee or a glass of wine, you may want to consider a third option: both at once in the same cup.

Because someone has created wine-infused coffee.

Napa Valley-based Molinari Private Reserve claims to be the first company to infuse coffee beans with wine, explaining on its website that the process took company founder Rick Molinari, working with master coffee roaster John Weaver, of Wild Card Roasters, two and a half years of experimentation to get right.

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Illicit al fresco activities or as we would say here. Genius Award Winners.

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First, The BOA was wrong. Management always talks about "Thinking outside of the box" here was the perfect moment. Secondly, a Cop is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Practical Advice.

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Comments

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1 Great Horny Toads! It's the ONT!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 10:11 PM (w+Jhj)

2 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (rb1zT)

3 Which way to the airport?

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (2cuLk)

4 Top 5!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (azcrj)

5 Thirst?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (e9G8E)

6 Evenin' everyone.

BBL, got to go to work.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (IcT7t)

7 Yay!

Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 11, 2017 10:12 PM (azcrj)

8 I would have been first but somebody had to unload the dishwasher.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:13 PM (tlC78)

9 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2017 10:14 PM (KCxzN)

10 10?

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2017 10:14 PM (Enq6K)

11 I would have been first but somebody had to unload the dishwasher.
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That's why I have a dog.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (2wRtc)

12 On cooking bacon naked. Try an apron.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (rb1zT)

13 You don't fry bacon nekkid.

Posted by: Roger Alan Wade at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (/qEW2)

14

Only 3 lines? Come on, that's just mucking around.

Posted by: otho at October 11, 2017 10:16 PM (qGuLD)

15 Evening Horde! Beautiful pic MisHum - thanks!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:16 PM (tr2D7)

16 *tap* *tap* is this thing on?

Posted by: Phildirt at October 11, 2017 10:16 PM (5djUI)

17 Thanks for another great ONT, MisHum!

Two things:

1 - If you're not on the Southwest Ohio MoMe distro list, and you *want* to be, drop me a line at swohmome at mail dot com.

B - I'm participating in Strides Against Breast Cancer on October 21.

Will you please help out by making a donation - any amount helps:

http://tinyurl.com/y9sfyn2y

Thank you!!

Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:16 PM (vUcdz)

18 The cats are fighting to see who gets the Amazon cardboard box.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 10:17 PM (w+Jhj)

19 Lovely photo!

Posted by: sinalco at October 11, 2017 10:17 PM (yODqO)

20 8 I would have been first but somebody had to unload the dishwasher.
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:13 PM (tlC7

Gave the wife some black coffee and aspirin?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

21 I hate being an Indians fan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:17 PM (pUDQf)

22 Everything the Left touches turns to shit. EG; NFL.

Posted by: Clitbait at October 11, 2017 10:18 PM (x+NLL)

23 I got a wiener that deserves a deep fry...

Posted by: Huma Abedin at October 11, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

24 Nice ONT. Thanks MisHum!

I have a John Denver CD. I have excellent taste in music.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:18 PM (tlC78)

25 If LTC Heffington (ret) is to be believed, Sec. Mattis needs to fire the senior staff at West Point as a start.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2017 10:18 PM (QvC3K)

26 Not only no shot at First, but content!

Thank you, MisHum!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2017 10:19 PM (DMUuz)

27 Which way to the airport?
Posted by: Uncle Harvey


You could row your way to Mexico.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 10:19 PM (7ulel)

28 i thought it would never get here!!!

thanks Mis Hum!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2017 10:19 PM (xsabZ)

29 The cool thing about the left is that they have no clothes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:19 PM (pUDQf)

30 Anyone catch that creepy elevator commercial during the game? What the heck was that for?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 11, 2017 10:20 PM (632M3)

31 8 I would have been first but somebody had to unload the dishwasher.
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:13 PM (tlC7

Someone hasn't trained her significant other very well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

32 The song was a tribute to his wife and was written in 10 minutes while he was on a ski lift." via thisdayinmusic.com

The really impressive part is that he could write with ski gloves on.

BTW, who takes paper with them on the slopes? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 10:20 PM (8gDQu)

33 I hate being an Indians fan.

We've all faced seasons like this. The Astros had games not so long ago when NOBODY would watch their games. As in, 0.00, sub-Blutarsky ratings.

You'll have your day again.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 10:20 PM (6FqZa)

34 The loser has decided to console herself by sitting beside the keyboard and demanding head scratches.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 10:20 PM (w+Jhj)

35 The cool thing about the left is that they have no clothes.

Amen to that!

Posted by: harvey w. at October 11, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

36 Oh: And our cancer walk is 100% gluten-, GMO- and Komen-free.

Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:21 PM (vUcdz)

37 Maybe Harvey Weinstein can produce a movie in North Korea with Jimmy Carter called Prisoner of Pyongyang.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 11, 2017 10:21 PM (QvC3K)

38 "If LTC Heffington (ret) is to be believed, Sec. Mattis needs to fire the senior staff at West Point as a start."



Ah...yup.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2017 10:21 PM (EyPfd)

39 Great ONT, MusHum!

I don't know about frying bacon in the nude, but NEVER go for a "roll in the hay" in a field with poison ivy. Don't ask me how I know this...

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

40 Don't cook bacon in your burqua, either. It's not halal!

Posted by: Abdul Mac Abdullyface at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

41 Someone hasn't trained her significant other very well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

He takes out the trash. He's a guy.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (tlC78)

42 Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has expressed a desire to visit Pyongyang as a messenger..
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Carter's Shit Midas touch is second only to Barky's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (58eZn)

43 My dad just isn't himself these days. He came over looking sooo upset. Then he asked me if I still had my passport and if I could loan him one of my wigs, a skirt and some pumps. While I went in my closet to look, he jacked one off in the sink instead of the ficus like he usually does, then started quaffing some of my Bollinger straight from the bottle. Then he asked me if I wanted to watch him take a shower. I'm getting worried!!! Somebody please help!!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's Daughter at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (eMKNe)

44 I will give up my bucket of chicken when they peel it from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: Michael BURP Moore at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (O5Q3r)

45 Napa Valley-based Molinari Private Reserve claims to be the first company to infuse coffee beans with wine

I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (7ulel)

46 I'm thinking those people are sailing off of the coast of California.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (58eZn)

47 12 On cooking bacon naked. Try an apron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 10:15 PM (rb1zT)

or at least... assless chaps? with a bib?

Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (NgKpN)

48 TBH though, I don't really want clothes on my bacon.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (yL25O)

49
"Don't cook bacon naked."

What the hell, you want me to put a tux on it?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (x5WT1)

50 Has anyone checked to see if Jimmuh Cawtuh is actually alive? Could it be some kind of Weekend at Bernie's thing, or perhaps an elaborate life-size marionette apparatus moving his lifeless limbs and mouth in an almost lifelike way (kind of like when he was president...)?

Nevertheless, he has undeniably worn out his welcome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (jzmG1)

51
You need a see-through plastic apron for nude frying.

And I'll keep on you for safety. Over next to the potted plant.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH)

52 I wear safety glasses when I cook bacon.

It's a dangerous occupation.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (tlC78)

53 Coffee-wine (or is it Wine-coffee?) sounds horribad.

Posted by: Johnny at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (kUotE)

54 So if you're ready, that's your duty at this point and time, and I know the Army will always do its duty. Sec. Defense James Mattis

Maybe on the whole. GIGO rule still applies.

Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (/qEW2)

55 but NEVER go for a "roll in the hay" in a field with poison ivy. Don't ask me how I know this...
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Oh my. It's called a *roll in the HAY* for a reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (tr2D7)

56 Napa Valley-based Molinari Private Reserve claims to be the first company to infuse coffee beans with wine

And, more than likely, the last.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (8gDQu)

57
or at least... assless chaps? with a bib?
Posted by: Don Q. at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (NgKpN)

Just chaps. Assless is understood.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (pUDQf)

58 Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has expressed a desire to visit Pyongyang as a messenger.

Harvey, quick! Disguise yourself as Jimmy Carter!

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (7ulel)

59 I always cook bacon naked. What, they want me to dress the bacon up in costumes, or ??



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (MGCfm)

60 Bacon
Naked
Grease
Ouch

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (MCEs2)

61 Yep, just what we need: Carter to go in there and give them boatloads of cash and promise to ease sanctions in return for a 'promise' of denuclearization that they have no intention of keeping and that they flout with a nuclear test in 6 months.

Haven't I seen this somewhere before? Oh yeah the last 20 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (rb1zT)

62 My bacon doesn't wear clothes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

63 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918154696057081857

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918154774352154624

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918154872935079938

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918154973363482624

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918155079848472577

Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2017 10:25 PM (eh0Va)

64 I thought Donald was going to take a stroll on the DMZ.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:25 PM (tlC78)

65 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 10:25 PM (ZTRlp)

66 Hey, where all da philodendrons at?

Posted by: Sheriff Weinstein at October 11, 2017 10:25 PM (1kkde)

67 Hi everybody.

Just looked up the word "classy" online, found 900 pics of Harvey Weinstein. Hey-yo!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)

68
Is Fenelon here. If so, I'd better not tell of that video I accidentally saw of a babe doing some baking the kitchen wearing nothing but stripper heels and one of the full apron things at front. Sideboob galore, and asstastic at the back.

Did a lot of bending over to put things in the oven...

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:25 PM (8O3HH)

69 Carter wants to meet with the North Korean leader and play a
constructive role for peace on the Korean Peninsula as he did in 1994

Ummmmm...what???

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 10:25 PM (O5Q3r)

70 It would be fucking awesome if Fat Boy Kim kidnapped Carter and Trump said, keep him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:26 PM (pUDQf)

71 that's what i always refer to as a "Maxfield Parrish" sky...

one of my favorite things, back when i enjoyed life once in awhile.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2017 10:26 PM (xsabZ)

72 Did Jimmy wander out of the home again?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2017 10:26 PM (eMKNe)

73 55 but NEVER go for a "roll in the hay" in a field with poison ivy. Don't ask me how I know this...
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Oh my. It's called a *roll in the HAY* for a reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (tr2D7)


Good evening! Some life lessons are effective for decades.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

74 I am agnostic on the wine/coffee. You never know how flavors are going to blend together. Could be good, could be horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 10:26 PM (rb1zT)

75 More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918155176124600322

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918155272585129986

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918155360837480449

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918155451455496192

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/918155547249168385

Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2017 10:26 PM (eh0Va)

76 Don't fry bacon naked... Also, make sure you can reach the lever to switch fuel tanks whilst strapped in the seat of your kit airplane before taking off!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 10:27 PM (e9G8E)

77
And wash your hands before you pee if you've been handling hot peppers......

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:27 PM (8O3HH)

78
There's a difference between pointing out corporate culture and being glad a group of people were shot, wounded and/or killed.








It isn't just that she's a worthless scrunty asshole. She is.

But the big problem for the company is that she's an attorney, an Officer of the Court. That means that damn near everything she does reflects upon the company when she steps into the courtroom, or does any kind of behind-the-scenes legal work.

So the author of that piece is a fucking idiot, because he never acknowledges that. They had every right to fire her, and arguably had a fiduciary OBLIGATION to the shareholders to fire her.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 10:27 PM (eXA4G)

79 It would be fucking awesome if Fat Boy Kim kidnapped Carter and Trump said,

...here's your reward money.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 10:27 PM (7ulel)

80 I remember when Carter solved the Iranian hostage crisis and then he solved the Irael Palestine problem.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:27 PM (pUDQf)

81 >>On cooking bacon naked. Try an apron.


Or a Loin Cloth.

Posted by: Tarzan like Bacon at October 11, 2017 10:27 PM (OSiAE)

82 but NEVER go for a "roll in the hay" in a field with poison ivy. Don't ask me how I know this...
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Oh my. It's called a *roll in the HAY* for a reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (tr2D7)


It was an honest mistake. He asked her if she wanted to go for "a roll in the HEY!"

If he had submitted it in writing she would have been spared ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 10:27 PM (8gDQu)

83 Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:21 PM (vUcdz)


Good evening, Ibguy!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

84 One time I went out for a picnic with Marilyn and a rabbit nibbled my bum.

I still get sweats at night.

Posted by: James from Plains at October 11, 2017 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

85 Just chaps. Assless is understood.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (pUDQf)

...

All of the horde, all together: OOOOOOooooohhhh

Posted by: TexasDan at October 11, 2017 10:29 PM (yL25O)

86 Good evening! Some life lessons are effective for decades.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Evening my dear. Yes, that's is one to put in the *never do this again file*.

I still get poison ivy rashes so severe that I am damn near incapacitated - but I must admit, I haven't tried to get it through that method.

I guess that's an itch that doesn't need to be scratched again.

Uhh. . . . you know what I mean.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:29 PM (tr2D7)

87 Jimmy Carter's was the first president I ever voted for. I have never voted for a Democrat since.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 10:30 PM (O5Q3r)

88 You've never had ficus until you've had North Korean ficus...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 11, 2017 10:30 PM (7ulel)

89 Maybe Jimmy Carter can secure the release of the Americans being held by the Norks.

Never mind, he doesn't have a good track record with hostage negotiations

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:30 PM (tlC78)

90 Did many here catch the last TPHB tour? It was relentless hits. I wonder if he knew.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 10:30 PM (PUmDY)

91 I remember when Carter solved the Iranian hostage crisis and then he solved the Irael Palestine problem.
Posted by: AlaBAMa
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**snort**

Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 11, 2017 10:30 PM (kufk0)

92 83 LadyLibertarian

Good evening to *you*, dear Lady!

Counting down....

Pretty sure I'll have a Baby Sister Update tomorrow

Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:30 PM (vUcdz)

93 send the Peanut Farmer over there with a sweetheart deal, and then, when the NORKs demand a few more concessions, Trump tells them WTF they are talking about?, and that Carter obviously lied to them.

with any luck, they'll take him out to the AAA practice field.

at the very least, his street cred as a "peace negotiator" will be toast, and he will just STFU and go home to asshole GA and await his disgustingly much delayed departure from our lives.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2017 10:31 PM (xsabZ)

94 82 but NEVER go for a "roll in the hay" in a field with poison ivy. Don't ask me how I know this...
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Oh my. It's called a *roll in the HAY* for a reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:23 PM (tr2D7)

It was an honest mistake. He asked her if she wanted to go for "a roll in the HEY!"

If he had submitted it in writing she would have been spared ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 10:27 PM (8gDQu)

*****

Teaching point.

Hey!!!
Wanna go for a roll?
Winks and smiles.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (y+BJh)

95 All chaps are assless? Say what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (1kkde)

96 Carter knows that rabbit was a North Korean assassin right?

I miss the stories from the 80's about people who bought rooms full of Billy Beer just *knowing* it would be collectible some day, and eventually having to throw it all out as a total loss.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (yL25O)

97 91 lin-duh

How are you holding up?

Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (vUcdz)

98 Next on AceTV: Chicks cooking naked bacon... ON TRAMPOLINES!

Posted by: Johnny at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (kUotE)

99
94 Cooking naked is a sign that you are free.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 11, 2017 10:31 PM (XFue


...of common sense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (pUDQf)

100 96 All chaps are assless? Say what?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (1kkde)

...

He's trolling us. Don't listen.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (yL25O)

101 Harvey Weinstein, Gardener to the Stars.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:32 PM (tlC78)

102 86 Good evening! Some life lessons are effective for decades.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Evening my dear. Yes, that's is one to put in the *never do this again file*.

I still get poison ivy rashes so severe that I am damn near incapacitated - but I must admit, I haven't tried to get it through that method.

I guess that's an itch that doesn't need to be scratched again.

Uhh. . . . you know what I mean.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:29 PM (tr2D7)


About 20 years ago I had to go on three rounds of steroids for PI..

As for getting it the other way: The worst sex I ever had was fantastic!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

103 A beautiful Leon Russell original goes good with the sunset themed thread and my Jimmy Beams... http://tinyurl.com/ybemylmk

Posted by: Voter Dude formerly Carlos Stinky sock at October 11, 2017 10:33 PM (U5Xeq)

104 Did a lot of bending over to put things in the oven...

Posted by: publius,
===

Are you married?

Answer carefully...

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 11, 2017 10:33 PM (2wRtc)

105 I'm also concerned about Lisa (who also has brain tumor).

Any news on that front?

Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:34 PM (vUcdz)

106
69 Carter wants to meet with the North Korean leader and play a
constructive role for peace on the Korean Peninsula as he did in 1994

Ummmmm...what???
Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 10:25 PM (O5Q3r)








My disgust at Peanuthead's attempt to attention-whore is tempered by the fact that his antics in '94 made Bill Clinton absolutely fucking LIVID with rage for painting him into a corner. Of course, Bubba didn't have the balls to come out and tell the truth that Carter never had a mandate to negotiate shit on behalf of the US.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2017 10:34 PM (eXA4G)

107 I remember when Carter solved the Iranian hostage crisis and then he solved the Irael Palestine problem.
Posted by: AlaBAMa
--------
**snort**
Posted by: lin-duh
--------------

Remember, it was Carter that brokered the Nork deal that Clinton made.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:34 PM (leCj4)

108 Harvey Weinstein, Gardener to the Stars.

They love my patented Miracle-Glaze©.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 11, 2017 10:34 PM (7ulel)

109 "I miss the stories from the 80's about people who
bought rooms full of Billy Beer just *knowing* it would be collectible
some day, and eventually having to throw it all out as a total loss.

Posted by: TexasDan"

My dad bought a six pack. I still have one full can.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)

110 Pyongyang as a messenger.

Harvey, quick! Disguise yourself as Jimmy Carter!
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2017 10:24 PM (7ulel)

---------

Dept. of State has asked Jimmuh to kindly STFD and STFU on this issue. In the nicest possible way, of course.

Posted by: Sidedraft at October 11, 2017 10:35 PM (I16G8)

111 "Don't cook bacon naked"

I'll do it! Anyone want to watch?

Posted by: Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 11, 2017 10:35 PM (3JQ/p)

112 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 11, 2017 10:35 PM (D2vc1)

113 >>Are you married?

>> Answer carefully...

I sense a trap of some sort...........

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 10:35 PM (8O3HH)

114 Nice picture, MisHum. I just noticed that it's on top of Sonobi.

How did you do that?

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:35 PM (tlC78)

115 Nice ONT as usual, MH.

Smoke here on the SF Peninsula was oppressive today. Visibility right around 1 mile by my reckoning. Supposed to be worse tomorrow. Coming off of a loooong chest cold and the smoke ain't helpin'.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 11, 2017 10:36 PM (LMcFk)

116 Yeah, it's ONT time. Near hundredth!

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 11, 2017 10:36 PM (QBrQE)

117 Two-and-a-half years to perfect combining Napa wines with coffee and now it's all burned darker than a French Roast. Don't fool with mother nature.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 11, 2017 10:36 PM (sqnw6)

118 115 Nice picture, MisHum. I just noticed that it's on top of Sonobi.


Aaallll covered with cheeeeeese

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

119 Ibguy,
Ok. Still sad. There was a whole lot of passive aggressive stuff from the step mom. But his dad is with the lord, in a better place so we can't be sad about that.

Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 11, 2017 10:36 PM (kufk0)

120 When I lived in NY for a summer, my housemate would do her cooking wearing only an apron. She said she felt so liberated and her cooking always improved. It was ....interesting.

Posted by: IC at October 11, 2017 10:36 PM (gcme+)

121 Maybe Jimmy Carter can secure the release of the Americans being held by the Norks.

Never mind, he doesn't have a good track record with hostage negotiations

---------

His strong suit was always delivering American hostages, not freeing them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 10:36 PM (1kkde)

122
115 Nice picture, MisHum. I just noticed that it's on top of Sonobi.

How did you do that?
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:35 PM (tlC7








Well, first you get them to give you a massage......

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 11, 2017 10:37 PM (eXA4G)

123 Loin cloths are.awesome

https://youtu.be/jyc81tIooZg

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2017 10:37 PM (9TU00)

124
Remember, it was Carter that brokered the Nork deal that Clinton made.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:34 PM (leCj4)

Why, its almost like every country in which Carter says he has to go negotiate with is like, yeah...lol... please send that guy!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:37 PM (pUDQf)

125 Hey, General Mattis, we're fine too...thanks for asking.

Posted by: US Air Force at October 11, 2017 10:37 PM (oiItG)

126 As for getting it the other way: The worst sex I ever had was fantastic!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---
At the risk of being banned,






Nope - not gonna do it. I haven't been slapped by a woman in 30 years - especially by one I like.

Six or seven Manhattans might get me there but nah. So, just no.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:37 PM (tr2D7)

127 I need prayers from the Horde. My poor mother Sally Jo fell this afternoon and broke her hip while visiting my brother in Dallas. She is scheduled for surgery in the morning but she is old and frail with a bad heart so the surgery alone my kill her, presuming they really do it. She's in a lot of pain so hopefully they will be able to do something for her. She says that she has been dosed three times tonight and it's making her sleepy but not helping with the pain very much.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2017 10:38 PM (60v4h)

128 . Of course, Bubba didn't have the balls to come out and tell the truth that Carter never had a mandate to negotiate shit on behalf of the US.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
--------

The ONE bit of advice that Bush gave Barky, "Don't let Jimmy Carter influence anything."

As far as I know, he didn't.

"Jimmy Carter wants President Obama to pick up the phone. The former commander-in-chief expressed sadness during an interview Sunday that Obama doesn’t ..."

http://tinyurl.com/mbwnaz8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:38 PM (leCj4)

129 It would be funny as hell if the Norks held Jimmah Cartah hostage...

Posted by: Voter Dude not affiliated with any LEO agency at October 11, 2017 10:38 PM (U5Xeq)

130 My dad bought a six pack. I still have one full can.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)


Should be good to drink now.

Cheers mate

Posted by: Pierre, Sex Rehab/Spa Resort Manager at October 11, 2017 10:38 PM (oAY8z)

131 Harvey Weinstein, Gardener to the Stars.

They love my patented Miracle-Glaze©.

Can't wait for those late night infomercials.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 10:39 PM (O5Q3r)

132 120 lin-duh

{{{Hugs}}}

I feel so blessed that Joyce is where she is.

Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:39 PM (vUcdz)

133 watched a tom petty documentary on netflix. damn, that dude left us with some good music.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

134 Grump - Very sorry to hear it. Prayers for all, and particularly your mother.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:39 PM (leCj4)

135 128 I need prayers from the Horde. My poor mother Sally Jo fell this afternoon and broke her hip while visiting my brother in Dallas. She is scheduled for surgery in the morning but she is old and frail with a bad heart so the surgery alone my kill her, presuming they really do it. She's in a lot of pain so hopefully they will be able to do something for her. She says that she has been dosed three times tonight and it's making her sleepy but not helping with the pain very much.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2017 10:38 PM (60v4h)

Prayers for your mom, Grump.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

136 Prayers for MIL Grump.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:40 PM (tr2D7)

137 Prayers going up, Grump.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:40 PM (tlC78)

138 Oops - Mom, not MIL

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 10:40 PM (tr2D7)

139 130 Voter Dude

Red Chief says Hi!

Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:40 PM (vUcdz)

140 Praying for your Mother's swift recovery, Grump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (rb1zT)

141 I just read the retired LTC's letter. Holy shit.

Posted by: John Marston at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (SkuXa)

142 133 120 lin-duh

{{{Hugs}}}

I feel so blessed that Joyce is where she is.
Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:39 PM (vUcdz)


There are a lot of people storming Heaven for Joyce, Ibguy.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

143 As over 90% of gun violence is committed by men, in order for a man to purchase a gun, he must first get a waiver from his current wife, plus his most recent ex-wife, or any woman with whom he is currently in a relationship (if he's gay, he must get the waiver from his male spouse/partner). This law has greatly reduced most spousal/domestic gun murders in Canada. - Michael Moore

I think this amendment needs further modification.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (/qEW2)

144 it would be collectible
some day, and eventually having to throw it all out as a total loss.
-----

Well, they had to stop making it. The horse died.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (leCj4)

145 128; you got them grump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

146 I wasn't even here when y'all elected Jimmy. Je habitais en la Republique algerienne. Nous avions Boumedienne.

Je suis desole. Er... Boumedienne definitely had his fautes, but he did do what he could do to keep the non-Muslims happy. My parents were paying taxes after all, which the locals largely weren't.

I guess the moral is, that democracy works best when the electorate isn't full of Algerians.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (6FqZa)

147 Prayers from Jdog.

Posted by: Jdog at October 11, 2017 10:42 PM (UFFux)

148 143 LadyLibertarian

I know, and am SO grateful.

Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:42 PM (vUcdz)

149 Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2017 10:38 PM (60v4h)

...

Sad to hear that Grump. Prayed.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 11, 2017 10:42 PM (yL25O)

150 Once, while cooking the bacon, I asked my ex how she liked her eggs. She replied, "unfertilized."

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2017 10:42 PM (3ubcI)

151 off off darned sock

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 11, 2017 10:42 PM (oAY8z)

152 Publias @ 68 - uh, link? So I can sure to not accidentally watch this video. I mean, so a friend won't accidentally watch it.

Posted by: Butch at October 11, 2017 10:43 PM (hXu8T)

153 Sorry your mom has to go through all that, Grump. Best wishes.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 11, 2017 10:43 PM (398bZ)

154 I remember when Carter solved the Iranian hostage crisis and then he solved the Irael Palestine problem.
Posted by: AlaBAMa
--------
**snort**
Posted by: lin-duh
--------------

Remember, it was Carter that brokered the Nork deal that Clinton made.

-
And he oversaw the Venezuelan election to ensure those damn, dirty capitalists didn't cheat. Years later he all but admitted that he knew the commies were cheating and went along with.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 10:43 PM (Nwg0u)

155 I guess the moral is, that democracy works best when the electorate isn't full of Algerians.

------------

Or Scots.

Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at October 11, 2017 10:43 PM (1kkde)

156 149 143 LadyLibertarian

I know, and am SO grateful.
Posted by: ibguy at October 11, 2017 10:42 PM (vUcdz)


No gratitude required. It's a privilege.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

157 144 As over 90% of gun violence is committed by men, in order for a man to purchase a gun, he must first get a waiver from his current wife, plus his most recent ex-wife, or any woman with whom he is currently in a relationship (if he's gay, he must get the waiver from his male spouse/partner). This law has greatly reduced most spousal/domestic gun murders in Canada. - Michael Moore

I think this amendment needs further modification.
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (/qEW2)

Translation: All Canadian men are pussy whipped. Cradle to Grave.

Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:44 PM (tlC78)

158 142 I just read the retired LTC's letter. Holy shit.
Posted by: John Marston at October 11, 2017 10:41 PM (SkuXa)

...

Yeah, not a good look for West Point.

Is it safe to assume Annapolis and Colorado Springs are not faring any better?

Posted by: TexasDan at October 11, 2017 10:44 PM (yL25O)

159 As I recall, according to the left the fact that Sadaam tried to have Poppy Bush assassinated could not be cited as justification for going to war.

If the Norks held Jimmuh hostage...

Posted by: Twenty Nine at October 11, 2017 10:44 PM (02Fu2)

160 Translation: All Canadian men are pussy whipped. Cradle to Grave.
Posted by: ALH at October 11, 2017 10:44 PM (tlC7

...

Or can forge signatures pretty well.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 11, 2017 10:44 PM (yL25O)

161 "Well, they had to stop making it. The horse died.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

This is my horse, my horse is amazing...

(If you don't get it, you're probably too old)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)

162
134 watched a tom petty documentary on netflix. damn, that dude left us with some good music.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

Thats a great doc. Tom came from the same era of so many great musicians and bands. Fleetwood, Eagles, Stevie Knicks, Lynard Skynard, Allman Brothers, etc.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:45 PM (pUDQf)

163 Tonight's overnight thread hits close to home. That genius award/Florida man & woman story happened just down the street from me.

Knowing where it happened makes the story even stranger; if you asked me where in Clearwater such a thing would happen, that's one of the last places I would guess.

Posted by: Locarno at October 11, 2017 10:45 PM (F2Igc)

164 I recall Carter being upset when Ortega was defeated. I think that he stuck his meddling finger in that pie also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:46 PM (5IJky)

165 "Carter wants to meet with the North Korean leader and play a

constructive role for peace on the Korean Peninsula as he did in 1994"


Let him go only if Rodman is always by his side, in every meeting and photo.

Posted by: geoffb at October 11, 2017 10:46 PM (zOpu5)

166 Evening, Horde

Posted by: fluffy at October 11, 2017 10:46 PM (U0v/A)

167
Red Chief says Hi!

The Ransom of Red Chief of State

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 10:47 PM (IqV8l)

168 Chief having trouble staying awake.

Posted by: mnw at October 11, 2017 10:47 PM (hLB6Q)

169 Knowing where it happened makes the story even stranger; if you asked me where in Clearwater such a thing would happen, that's one of the last places I would guess.
Posted by: Locarno
------------

The *last* place would likely be a poison ivy bed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:47 PM (5IJky)

170 43
My dad just isn't himself these days. He came over looking sooo upset.
Then he asked me if I still had my passport and if I could loan him one
of my wigs, a skirt and some pumps. While I went in my closet to look,
he jacked one off in the sink instead of the ficus like he usually does,
then started quaffing some of my Bollinger straight from the bottle.
Then he asked me if I wanted to watch him take a shower. I'm getting
worried!!! Somebody please help!!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's Daughter at October 11, 2017 10:22 PM (eMKNe)


If I come over and help, will I get that part in the new Justice League movie that his buddy Ben Affleck is doing?

Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #1 at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM (1JnAL)

171
I recall Carter being upset when Ortega was defeated. I think that he stuck his meddling finger in that pie also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:46 PM


At least it was only his finger.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

172 163: look what we have now. mostly shit. those were heady days. even the wilburys were pretty damn good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

173 shelly Long cooking breakfast .. Night shift was very funny .. Mikey Keaton played' the Idea Man' funny as hell before his 'Mr. Mom. I like Mike,, I like shelly Long more!! You're welcome.. http://tinyurl.com/y9ca56fm

Posted by: Voter Dude not affiliated with any LEO agency at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM (U5Xeq)

174 Should a company be able to fire you for things you say as an individual on your own time? No.

But they made this rule. We need to make them live up to it.

Posted by: Butch at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM (hXu8T)

175 If I come over and help, will I get that part in the new Justice League movie that his buddy Ben Affleck is doing?


Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #1 at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM


Bitch, that is my part!

You go blow someone else!!!

Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #2 at October 11, 2017 10:49 PM (1JnAL)

176 I need prayers from the Horde. My poor mother Sally Jo fell this afternoon and broke her hip while visiting my brother in Dallas. She is scheduled for surgery in the morning but she is old and frail with a bad heart so the surgery alone my kill her, presuming they really do it. She's in a lot of pain so hopefully they will be able to do something for her. She says that she has been dosed three times tonight and it's making her sleepy but not helping with the pain very much.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2017 10:38 PM (60v4h)

Sad news, Grump. I hope the docs are able to patch her up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 11, 2017 10:49 PM (O848g)

177 176
If I come over and help, will I get that part in the new Justice League movie that his buddy Ben Affleck is doing?




Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #1 at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM


Bitch, that is my part!

You go blow someone else!!!


Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #2 at October 11, 2017 10:49 PM



Both you skanks better back off!


I let him do anal to get that part!!!!

Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #3 at October 11, 2017 10:50 PM (1JnAL)

178 >>>I remember when Carter solved the Iranian hostage crisis and then he solved the Irael Palestine problem.

Posted by: AlaBAMa<<<




He did solve the Iranian hostage problem...



... he gave us Reagan!

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 11, 2017 10:50 PM (x5WT1)

179 "even the wilburys were pretty damn good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo"

There's a very good documentary about how they formed and recorded the music.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)

180 74 I am agnostic on the wine/coffee. You never know how flavors are going to blend together. Could be good, could be horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 10:26 PM (rb1zT)

++++

The article says none of the alcohol survives the process, so seems kind of pointless. Better to just tip a bit of whiskey in the cup with the coffee to give it that fortification.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 10:51 PM (FUu/Z)

181 Has anyone asked the A list actors and actresses why they waited till they were rich and famous to say anything about Harvey?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:51 PM (pUDQf)

182 178
176

If I come over and help, will I get that part in the new Justice League movie that his buddy Ben Affleck is doing?






Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #1 at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM


Bitch, that is my part!

You go blow someone else!!!




Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #2 at October 11, 2017 10:49 PM



Both you skanks better back off!


I let him do anal to get that part!!!!


Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #3 at October 11, 2017 10:50 PM



Fuck all of you, the part is mine!


I went ass to mouth with him for the part!!!!

Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #4 at October 11, 2017 10:51 PM (1JnAL)

183 180: AR, where? netflix?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

184 Best wishes, Grumpy.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 10:51 PM (3myMJ)

185 Hollywood Starlet #1
Hollywood Starlet #2
Hollywood Starlet #3

C'mon, let's not fight. Ya'll kiss and make up. I'll watch. Then you all can "snowball". Ever heard of that? It's an acting technique you all need to know.

Posted by: Uncle Harvey at October 11, 2017 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

186 FBI PROBES WEINSTEIN

Ewww. Perverts all the way down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 10:52 PM (Nwg0u)

187 183
178

176


If I come over and help, will I get that part in the new Justice League movie that his buddy Ben Affleck is doing?








Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #1 at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM


Bitch, that is my part!

You go blow someone else!!!






Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #2 at October 11, 2017 10:49 PM



Both you skanks better back off!


I let him do anal to get that part!!!!




Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #3 at October 11, 2017 10:50 PM



Fuck all of you, the part is mine!


I went ass to mouth with him for the part!!!!


Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #4 at October 11, 2017 10:51 PM


Sure you whores. I'm getting the part, I let him shove a ficus up my ass and a mum up my scamper while he fapped on them.


I've got the part sewn up!

Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #5 at October 11, 2017 10:53 PM (1JnAL)

188 And he oversaw the Venezuelan election to ensure those damn, dirty
capitalists didn't cheat. Years later he all but admitted that he knew
the commies were cheating and went along with.

Jimmy is one of these "reputation for hire" guys. There's a few that come to mind. Bishop Desmond Tutu and Sen. George Mitchell right off the top of my head. But there's more. Whenever you want a veneer of respectability bestowed on something, Jimmy should be one of your go-to guys.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 10:53 PM (O5Q3r)

189 Should a company be able to fire you for things you say as an individual on your own time? No.

Posted by: Butch at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM (hXu8T)


I have to strongly disagree.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 10:53 PM (8gDQu)

190
I went ass to ficus for him!

Posted by: Hollywood Starlet #5 at October 11, 2017 10:53 PM (8O3HH)

191
Posted by: Locarno
------------

The *last* place would likely be a poison ivy bed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 10:47 PM (5IJky)


I plead the improvidence of youth.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

192 Michael Moore is an embarrassment even for such a Dem benighted town as Flint.

Posted by: geoffb at October 11, 2017 10:54 PM (zOpu5)

193 The broadcasting company clearly had a legal right to sack her. But should companies fire their employees for saying stupid (or even disgusting) things that are unrelated to work performance?
***
Ok, let's say she said something like, "those Jews in the Holocaust deserved it" or hell "those homosexuals in the Pulse night club jihad attack deserved it". Would any be questioning her sacking? How is this different?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2017 10:55 PM (Z8FFX)

194
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Practical Advice



You can if....you use a Foreman Grill. Splatter is contained, bacon is flat, grease is in the catch-tray. Use the Foreman Grill to cook your bacon for a worry-free (and pants free) breakfast experience.
*sings*
Grill freeeee,As you are pants freee.As crisp as your baconRight off the grill!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Football Season! Nincompoopery and Jackassery on Sale at The Outrage Outlet at October 11, 2017 10:55 PM (66/E/)

195 >>>I plead the improvidence of youth.


My ass.

You were just horny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 10:55 PM (ZTRlp)

196 So that picture looks like a warning to me. Wait, what time is it?

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2017 10:56 PM (zLDYs)

197 "As a hunter, it's not about hunting. It's about yours and mine God given rights to protect ourselves."

And beyond personal self-defense, it's about the protection we gain together from an out-of-control government. If you think they're bad now--and they are--imagine where we'd be if the American People were disarmed. They would have already loaded us on to the cattle cars.

Our Founders knew human nature and it hasn't changed a whit since 1789.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 11, 2017 10:56 PM (Ndje9)

198 Bruce, BRUCE. THOSE ARE MY TITS NOT THE DOOR TO THE INVISIBLE JET. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

Posted by: Womder Woman meets Ben Affleck's Bat Man at October 11, 2017 10:57 PM (Z8FFX)

199 Bacon is not allowed in the New ISIS World Order so you can put your clothes back on and fry some hummus.

Posted by: Emil at October 11, 2017 10:57 PM (WPxnj)

200 The broadcasting company clearly had a legal right to sack her. But should companies fire their employees for saying stupid (or even disgusting) things that are unrelated to work performance?
***


Isn't this a case of the left being held to the rule it created?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

201 I watched "The Man with the Iron Heart" a couple of nights ago. It's a European production about the Czech resistance assassinating Reinhard Heydrich. It's excellent. See it if you have the opportunity.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 11, 2017 10:57 PM (398bZ)

202 187 FBI PROBES WEINSTEIN

Ewww. Perverts all the way down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 10:52 PM (Nwg0u)

...

I sent a memo about this, too. Long time ago. They'll know what to do.

And for all you jokers out there YES there was intent. But what he intended to do he thought was okay because he grew up in the 60's and 70's. Think Costanza Defense.

Posted by: James Comey at October 11, 2017 10:58 PM (yL25O)

203

trump
trump
trump
deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at October 11, 2017 10:58 PM (JpC9S)

204 198 "As a hunter, it's not about hunting. It's about yours and mine God given rights to protect ourselves."

And beyond personal self-defense, it's about the protection we gain together from an out-of-control government. If you think they're bad now--and they are--imagine where we'd be if the American People were disarmed. They would have already loaded us on to the cattle cars.

Our Founders knew human nature and it hasn't changed a whit since 1789.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 11, 2017 10:56 PM (Ndje9)

That fat fuck Moore loves him some out-of-control government.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 11, 2017 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

205 196 >>>I plead the improvidence of youth.


My ass.

You were just horny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 10:55 PM (ZTRlp)


Well, yeah. And btw, the other victim was my husband!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

206 This is my horse, my horse is amazing...

(If you don't get it, you're probably too old)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)


This is my donkey, this is my horse.
One is for hauling, one is for intercourse.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at October 11, 2017 10:58 PM (/qEW2)

207 >>>You can if....you use a Foreman Grill. Splatter is
contained, bacon is flat, grease is in the catch-tray. Use the Foreman
Grill to cook your bacon for a worry-free (and pants free) breakfast
experience.
*sings*
Grill freeeee,As you are pants freee.As crisp as your baconRight off the grill!


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Football Season! Nincompoopery and Jackassery on
Sale at The Outrage Outlet at October 11, 2017 10:55 PM (66/E/)<<<


Cooking bacon, while naked, with one of my grills is how I ended up with Gerorge, George, George, and George.

Oh, wait, not George... I meant George.

Posted by: George Foreman at October 11, 2017 10:58 PM (x5WT1)

208 I'm reminded of The Newlywed Game episode where one of Bob's questions was"Where was the strangest place you've ever made whoopie?"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 10:58 PM (e9G8E)

209
Bacon is not allowed in the New ISIS World Order so you can put your clothes back on and fry some hummus.
Posted by: Emil


Did you mean to say humans?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 10:59 PM (IqV8l)

210 Evening roonz and roonettez, what's shakin'?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 11, 2017 10:59 PM (vbvxt)

211 209 I'm reminded of The Newlywed Game episode where one of Bob's questions was"Where was the strangest place you've ever made whoopie?"...


Classic. I love clueless women. Most of my dating career was built on them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 10:59 PM (pUDQf)

212 Where was the strangest place you've ever made whoopie?"...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
---
That would be the butt Bob.

Posted by: Clueless Newlywed Contestant at October 11, 2017 11:00 PM (tr2D7)

213 44 I will give up my bucket of chicken when they peel it from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by Michael BURP Moore at October 11, 2017 10 22 PM O5Q3r



Your proposal is acceptable.

Won t be long now anyway.

Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:00 PM (t5m5e)

214
Cooking bacon, while naked, with one of my grills is how I ended up with Gerorge, George, George, and George.

Oh, wait, not George... I meant George.
Posted by: George Foreman


You might wind up with a whore, hey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 11:00 PM (IqV8l)

215 "As a hunter, it's not about hunting. It's about yours and mine God given rights to protect ourselves."

-
I used to think that argument was total bullshit. Then I thought it was purely theoretical; Americans would never be so crazy as to elect a totalitarian. Now I'm all buy more ammo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 11:00 PM (Nwg0u)

216 I'm amused at the results of Hurricane Harvey: The Hollywood-Democrat Olge-garchy are scared to the point of losing bladder control, Clinton & Obama are publicly, of course, distancing themselves while (I'm guessing) privately burning all connections with Harvey W. and his close associates.

Harvey reminds me of a certain type of Manhattan-Rich (Note: Manhattan, not Ordinary) Kid: never been/played outside, thus never had to deal with a bloody nose (for any reason); had friends when he was young, but they always played "his way" (real Rent-A-Playmate?), thus he was always Boss; indulged to the point of being potty-trained at 12 or 13 (after, at some point ...), and never quite disciplined: what was his was His, and everything else ... if he wanted it, it became his; sort of a Skip Skakel for Manhattan. See, Harvey was The Winner.

Even if he broke something of value, pehaps a family heirloom (and maybe some other family's antique), or hurt someone (even a fall down stairs, a groping) ... saying "sorry", only after long negotiations, and explanations that The Rules (frequently made up just then) really, technically, excused him ... saying "sorry" was slightly more-than-sufficient compensation.

Friendship was The Thing for Harvey; he always says so. Being Harvey's Friend was worth more than just about anything anyone in his circle had. Being Harvey's Friend allowed Harvey go do just about anything and get away with it. Sure, he made deals, but except for business, they were not trades for things that other people considered of equal value.

But, finally, Harvey crossed The Line (what was the line? I can't remember ...), and now dozens of people want his head on a stick package in a mayonnaise jar of formaldehyde.

Harvey can't understand this; he said he's sorry, but now it's not even remotely enough, so now he's The Victim, he's been wronged.

How will this play out? Harvey is so toxic (who will risk protecting him?), I think he will face many charges, and be convicted, and do more than 2 or 3 years. I think he will also roll over on as many people as he can ... and I think those people will do something about Harvey, first.

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor and Generally Deplorable at October 11, 2017 11:01 PM (FlRtG)

217 *wonders if the rash from shaggin' in poison ivy qualifies as a venereal disease...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:01 PM (e9G8E)

218 By the way, here are Ben Affleck's comments on when Trump's "pussy-gate comments leaked"

"I think, probably, what he was trying to say was that it was a private conversation that he didn't intend for anyone to hear, Affleck said of Trump calling the conversation locker room talk."

People have to form their own judgments about what that kind of conversation says about the participants, the actor continued.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2017 11:01 PM (Z8FFX)

219
Well, yeah. And btw, the other victim was my husband!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
--------------

In many ways, this is the story of Adam and Eve.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:02 PM (5IJky)

220 I give up. Cleveland, you suck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:02 PM (pUDQf)

221 >>>Well, yeah. And btw, the other victim was my husband!

The least he could do besides the jug of calamine lotion

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 11:02 PM (ZTRlp)

222 200
Bacon is not allowed in the New ISIS World Order so you can put your clothes back on and fry some hummus.

Posted by: Emil at October 11, 2017 10:57 PM (WPxnj)

That's so...sad. Such nice lads those ISIS imbeciles; too bad they had to go away once we were done making the world safe for bacon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Football Season! Nincompoopery and Jackassery on Sale at The Outrage Outlet at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (66/E/)

223 I give up. Cleveland, you suck.
___
THEM'S FIGHTING WORDS

Posted by: Drew Carey at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (Z8FFX)

224
Ah. I see the kilted contingent is in the house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (58eZn)

225 174
shelly Long cooking breakfast .. Night shift was very funny .. Mikey
Keaton played' the Idea Man' funny as hell before his 'Mr. Mom. I like
Mike,, I like shelly Long more!! You're welcome..
http://tinyurl.com/y9ca56fm

Posted by: Voter Dude not affiliated with any LEO agency at October 11, 2017 10:48 PM (U5Xeq)


Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper's Grocery List
EggsMilkBreadJuiceHand lotionTissues

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (1JnAL)

226 And no one said "That'd be in a patch of poison ivy, Bob"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (e9G8E)

227 Ok, let's say she said something like, "those Jews
in the Holocaust deserved it" or hell "those homosexuals in the Pulse
night club jihad attack deserved it". Would any be questioning her
sacking? How is this different?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2017 10:55 PM (Z8FFX)

How about, "Those people in California deserved the fires?"

Asking for a friend....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (wYseH)

228 218 *wonders if the rash from shaggin' in poison ivy qualifies as a venereal disease...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:01 PM (e9G8E)


It came close. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

229 Personally I don't do anything naked except shower or go to bed with the missus. That is my flyover country advice. Bacon commands repestic so wear your pants or bloomers.

Posted by: colfax mingo at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (0n18S)

230 >>>Well, yeah. And btw, the other victim was my husband!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian

--------------



In many ways, this is the story of Adam and Eve.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:02 PM (5IJky)<<<

Leaves of three,
Let 'em be.
Leaves of fig,
Giggity gig.

Posted by: Adam at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (x5WT1)

231 "My dad bought a six pack. I still have one full can."

Heh - I used to have a six pack of that stuff. It was in the trunk of my car one summer, and it probably got heated up to 140 degrees and cooled back down again a few dozen times before I decided to drink one.

Damn that stuff was nasty. I'd heard the term "skunky beer" - after that experience, I know exactly what that means.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (V2Yro)

232 Since updating my iOS version, certain punctuation marks such as apostrohes cause a 500 error when attempting to post comments. When said punctuation is excised, the comment can be posted.

Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (t5m5e)

233 Did a closing today foe a Falcon Hills hoa house in Gwinnett County. Mom showed up and got my Falcon Crest jokes

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (PUmDY)

234 >>That would be the butt Bob.


Might be the best TV Moment, ever.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (OSiAE)

235 233 Since updating my iOS version, certain punctuation marks such as apostrohes cause a 500 error when attempting to post comments. When said punctuation is excised, the comment can be posted.
Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (t5m5e)


Same here. As a person with punctuation OCD, its fucking brutal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (pUDQf)

236 The packs Prednisone is dispensed in are called *blister packs*.

Ironic no?

Posted by: Clueless Newlywed Contestant at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (tr2D7)

237 "I give up. Cleveland, you suck."

Seems incomplete without the word "still" just ahead of "suck".

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (3myMJ)

238 I can't even talk about Affleck to this very day. Bastard.

Posted by: Daredevil at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (Ndje9)

239 222 >>>Well, yeah. And btw, the other victim was my husband!

The least he could do besides the jug of calamine lotion


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 11:02 PM (ZTRlp)

Well the results of the event had a brief, BRIEF chilling effect, as I recall.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

240 Even cooking bacon without a shirt is not recommended.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at October 11, 2017 11:07 PM (U49qd)

241 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (wYseH)


Ouch. Must be a heartless friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 11:07 PM (ZTRlp)

242 I have to say, Ben Affleck never groped me.

Even when I made him play drop the soap. He really, really wanted to be my best friend though.

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 11, 2017 11:07 PM (Z8FFX)

243 But Billy was a riot - the best one in the family. I remember one time, it was broadcast live, I think at some event, cause I saw it on the toob. Everyone was happy, some black Pastor from Georgia named Carter walked up to Billy and said "Well hello son! We must be related!"

And without a moment's hesitation, Billy popped off "Well, you know we all left a n****r in the woodshed somewhere."

The Carters were such a wonderful family.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2017 11:07 PM (V2Yro)

244 First there was a pig, then bacon, and then, let there be light, the first BLT. So shall it be for all of eternity.

Posted by: colfax mingo at October 11, 2017 11:07 PM (0n18S)

245 Prayers up Grump

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 11, 2017 11:07 PM (1JnAL)

246 218
*wonders if the rash from shaggin' in poison ivy qualifies as a venereal disease...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:01 PM (e9G8E)

If you spread it that way over a wide enough selection of the properly connected people, then you may get a government grant out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm5rMu3Wtr4

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Football Season! Nincompoopery and Jackassery on Sale at The Outrage Outlet at October 11, 2017 11:08 PM (66/E/)

247 Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (t5m5e)


Same here. As a person with punctuation OCD, its fucking brutal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (pUDQf)


You both seem to have missed the great apple punctuation talk a few days ago. You have to go into your settings and turn off "smart quotes".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 11:08 PM (8gDQu)

248 So what were the Falcon Crest jokes?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZT4lQHoK8




My grandma loved that show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:08 PM (vuY5x)

249
Ouch. Must be a heartless friend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Who has no party.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

250 It came close. IYKWIMAITYD
----
Snort!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 11:08 PM (tr2D7)

251 reading diversity and comic...er...watching it because it popped up in my youtube feed:

the title is I Don't Hate Anyone Enough To Make Them Read SQUIRREL GIRl

and it's funny. Marvel is making shit. He can't even read a page without raging.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 11, 2017 11:09 PM (RDd1I)

252 Bacon, oven, no splatter and and it's flatter. Nudity optional.

Posted by: geoffb at October 11, 2017 11:09 PM (zOpu5)

253
Well the results of the event had a brief, BRIEF chilling effect, as I recall.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

Types...deletes...types...deletes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:09 PM (pUDQf)

254 Jimmah Cartah was a nuclear scientist of some sort in the US Navy right? Bill Clinton SOLD top secret U.S. nuclear intelligence to CHIIINA!! (DJT pronunciation of China..) WTF... Carter has to be stone cold Communist. How can any high ranking military officer become a stinking libtard??!!?? Not to mention Bill Clintons visits to Moscow while Hillary was interning under Alinsky :: http://tinyurl.com/peas7rb

Posted by: Voter Dude not affiliated with any LEO agency at October 11, 2017 11:09 PM (U5Xeq)

255 Speaking of perverts:

Semi-NSFW

https://tinyurl.com/y8wpkfkn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 11:10 PM (Nwg0u)

256 There are no philandering rapists in Camp Hilary!

Posted by: Baghdad Hilary at October 11, 2017 11:10 PM (SkuXa)

257 California deserves a Boumedienne. That's what.

California deserves a dictator, who can tell the voters - I have listened to your demands, and I find them to be without merit, because 54% of you are ignorant fanatics who think you are immune to the Gods Of The Copybook Headings. So I'm just going to run things according to what is best for this state, merci beaucoup.

Well, CA doesn't deserve one. But it badly NEEDS one. It is a tragedy that Schwarzenegger wasn't him.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:10 PM (6FqZa)

258 wait so some of y'all fry bacon?


go with baked bacon, in the oven for the win

Posted by: original jake at October 11, 2017 11:10 PM (JpC9S)

259 BTW, more evacuations in Napa fire. This is bad. and these are fellow republicans stuck in california.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 11, 2017 11:10 PM (RDd1I)

260 If BA tried to grop me I would have fed him to the sheep. A slow death indeed being consumed by sheep.

Posted by: colfax mingo at October 11, 2017 11:10 PM (0n18S)

261 So, Weinstein didn't go to Europe, he went to Arizona to a Perv-Fixer Resort.

The FBI Special Victims Unit is on the case. I wonder if they can keep tabs on him.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)

262
You both seem to have missed the great apple punctuation talk a few days ago. You have to go into your settings and turn off "smart quotes".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2017 11:08 PM (8gDQu)


Well marry my cousin and call her sweetie! Thank you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:10 PM (pUDQf)

263 Mostly about wine

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 11:11 PM (PUmDY)

264 236 233 Since updating my iOS version, certain punctuation marks such as apostrohes cause a 500 error when attempting to post comments. When said punctuation is excised, the comment can be posted.
Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (t5m5e)


Same here. As a person with punctuation OCD, its fucking brutal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:06 PM (pUDQf)

-----------

Easily fixed

Settings > Keyboard > Smart Punctuation: OFF

H/t to some Moron who clued me into this last week

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2017 11:12 PM (1kkde)

265 billy beer. my dear old dad called it tomcat piss.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

266 249 So what were the Falcon Crest jokes?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZT4lQHoK8




My grandma loved that show.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:08 PM (vuY5x)



Didn't Falconcrest come on right after Dallas on Friday nights? I've never been a tv watcher, but I loved those shows. I read somewhere back in the 1970s that Dallas was popular because people loved to see the rich suffer.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

267 I fry bacon on the stovetop.

Naked.

Like a fuckin' man.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 11:12 PM (OSiAE)

268
I'm sure the feds have pulled Uncle Harv's passport. If the DM can be believed, that was the main reason they opened up the investigation. To make sure he didn't pull a Polanksi.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 11, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)

269 233 Since updating my iOS version, certain punctuation marks such as apostrohes cause a 500 error when attempting to post comments. When said punctuation is excised, the comment can be posted.

Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:04 PM (t5m5e)

++++

Your browser is using smart quotes when you type. Smart quotes are the ones that curl around the words instead of being straight up and down. With smart quotes, the left quote is a different character that the right quote since they curl in different directions. With dumb quotes, both the left and right are identical since they are just straight.

Pixyware doesn't like smart quotes, so that's why you have your error. See if you can change the character encoding in your browser so you are not getting the smart quotes when you type.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 11:13 PM (pvjTE)

270 GGE!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 11, 2017 11:13 PM (hscyr)

271 also, how many guns do you have to "run" to be a millionaire?

You know?

He wasn't selling trucks of them in zimbabwe to civil war armies. right? What? Mexico and america don't already have walmarts with legal, cheap, safe guns?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 11, 2017 11:13 PM (RDd1I)

272 216
"As a hunter, it's not about hunting. It's about yours and mine God given rights to protect ourselves."



-

I used to think that argument was total bullshit. Then I thought it
was purely theoretical; Americans would never be so crazy as to elect a
totalitarian. Now I'm all buy more ammo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 11:00 PM (Nwg0u)


That was the thing that the Dems in the South threw around in the late 80's and 90's. Why, they were all for hunting and fishing and would never come after your hunting rifles. Fast forward to when they got further along in their political careers and now they can say how they have always been for hunting but you don't need more than 2 rounds for hunting.

It was the long scam which the Dems are famous for.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 11, 2017 11:14 PM (1JnAL)

273 I once boinked a stripper on my bike -- it was her request... The vibration, fumes, and heat were unbearable and distracting but I managed to finish the job! I doubt that I could have done the deed were the bike running, though...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:14 PM (e9G8E)

274 251 It came close. IYKWIMAITYD
----
Snort!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 11:08 PM (tr2D7)


Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

275 >>>I fry bacon on the stovetop.



Naked.



Like a fuckin' man.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 11:12 PM (OSiAE)<<<

Lemme show ya sumtin'!

Posted by: Fire Marshal Bill at October 11, 2017 11:14 PM (x5WT1)

276 Meh, wine is overrated. My favorite wines are made by people I hate. Drink whiskey.




You know what goes great with coffee? Whiskey.




Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:14 PM (vuY5x)

277
Smart quotes don't work. Smart ass quotes on the other hand...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 11:14 PM (IqV8l)

278 275; spoken by a true moron. very good sir.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

279 garret,

I bet you wear an apron over your nakedness when frying bacon or flouncing around the house.

Posted by: colfax mingo at October 11, 2017 11:16 PM (0n18S)

280 Old: Me so horny!

New: Me so harvey!

30 women have come forward. He was a busy guy. The withdrawals are going to be massive.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 11:16 PM (3myMJ)

281 Didn't Falconcrest come on right after Dallas on Friday nights? I've never been a tv watcher, but I loved those shows. I read somewhere back in the 1970s that Dallas was popular because people loved to see the rich suffer.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October



Not sure when it was on but I doubt people watched it because they wanted to watch the rich suffer. They were just getting decorating ideas for their future mansions.

By the way, the Dallas house irl is kind of depressing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:17 PM (vuY5x)

282 30 women have come forward. He was a busy guy. The withdrawals are going to be massive.

Seems like he'd made copious deposits though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

283 "Jimmah Cartah was a nuclear scientist of some sort
in the US Navy right?"

Remember the SNL episode where he (Dan Aykroyd) goes into the nuclear reactor to try and fix it and turns 100 ft tall, and ends up marrying Garret Morris in drag?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 11:18 PM (w+Jhj)

284 284 30 women have come forward. He was a busy guy. The withdrawals are going to be massive.

Seems like he'd made copious deposits though.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

Could this be the thread winner?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

285 Double golf clap.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 11:18 PM (3myMJ)

286 Ever see a guy use a bump-stock? Watch me bump-fire into the bushes...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 11, 2017 11:18 PM (pszv/)

287 That's a bingo. Shit, it's like Christmas to get my apostrophes back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:18 PM (pUDQf)

288 30 women have come forward. He was a busy guy. The withdrawals are going to be massive.




Don't they usually come that way? Whichever girl told you she came backward was lying. You should get rid of those sheets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:18 PM (vuY5x)

289 By the way, the Dallas house irl is kind of depressing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:17 PM (vuY5x)

The show was produced before middle class folks believed they should live in McMansions.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

290 Man, you cats are in a mood tonight.

Rock on.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (3myMJ)

291 LadyL, we lived in London then. Dallas was pretty outrageous even there, as in style of living

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (PUmDY)

292 That would be the butt Bob.
Posted by: Clueless Newlywed Contestant at October 11, 2017 11:00 PM (tr2D7)

I was going to post rowboat but after reading this..... my eyes are too squinty from laughing..

Posted by: Voter Dude not affiliated with any LEO agency at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (U5Xeq)

293 >>>30 women have come forward. He was a busy guy. The withdrawals are going to be massive.<<<




Nothing he pulled out was massive.

Posted by: young starletts that have seen Harvey shower at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (x5WT1)

294 202 - I have not seen that one, but will. Same topic done in a recent film (last few years) called Anthropoid. Very worthwhile. One really cannot see Heydrich die enough.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (H5knJ)

295 Test'

Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (t5m5e)

296 "Jimmah Cartah was a nuclear scientist of some sort
in the US Navy right?"
---
Not really - he started the Navy's Nuclear Power School but only attended for a few months and did not graduate. I believe he then left the Navy to run the family's peanut farm after his Dad died.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 11:21 PM (tr2D7)

297 What is honored in a country is cultivated there.

said Plato, or at least that is what hist translator says.

Posted by: Anne R. ABLER at October 11, 2017 11:21 PM (DLLBi)

298 Apple Smart Punctuation off.


''''

Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:22 PM (t5m5e)

299 That bitch Anne Frank had it coming to her too. Slut.

Posted by: Donna Karan at October 11, 2017 11:22 PM (qYCgM)

300 285 "Jimmah Cartah was a nuclear scientist of some sort
in the US Navy right?"

Remember the SNL episode where he (Dan Aykroyd) goes into the nuclear reactor to try and fix it and turns 100 ft tall, and ends up marrying Garret Morris in drag?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 11:18 PM (w+Jhj)
Are you hitting on me?

Posted by: Voter Dude not affiliated with any LEO agency at October 11, 2017 11:22 PM (U5Xeq)

301
in the US Navy right?"
---
Not really - he started the Navy's Nuclear Power School but only attended for a few months and did not graduate. I believe he then left the Navy to run the family's peanut farm after his Dad died.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 11:21 PM (tr2D7)


I defer to the erudite on this blog!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

302 >> Whichever girl told you she came backward was
>> lying. You should get rid of those sheets.

Just squirt in the ficus, like Harv taught me.

Posted by: Mrs. Weinstein at October 11, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)

303 The show was produced before middle class folks believed they should live in McMansions.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October



Some people never learn their place.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:22 PM (vuY5x)

304 294 LadyL, we lived in London then. Dallas was pretty outrageous even there, as in style of living
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (PUmDY)

And the CLOTHES!!!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

305 >>>The show was produced before middle class folks believed they should live in McMansions.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October



Some people never learn their place.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:22 PM (vuY5x)<<<




They need to keep to their Subway sandwich shops as well!

Posted by: David Brooks at October 11, 2017 11:24 PM (x5WT1)

306 Load up the truck and move to Beverly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 11:24 PM (IqV8l)

307 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:25 PM (h9QN9)

308 If your bacon is splattering that much, your heat is too high. The real danger in cooking bacon naked is when you go to turn it. But even that can be mitigated with proper turning technique.

If that still scares you, just cook your bacon in the oven if you don't want to wear clothes. Just stay clear of hot surfaces. It's a lot easier in the oven anyway and you can cook more at a time.

I once heard a horrific ER story of a man vigorously bumping his dresser drawer closed with his hips but getting his penis caught the slamming drawer. I wouldn't recommend using that technique to close your oven door if you're a man cooking bacon in the oven while naked.

Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at October 11, 2017 11:25 PM (Dgce0)

309 Oh boy.....I can breathe now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2017 11:25 PM (wYseH)

310 They need to keep to their Subway sandwich shops as well!
Posted by: David Brooks at October 11, 2017 11:24 PM (x5WT1)


And when did the middle class start thinking it deserved aged cheese? It already had Velveeta!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

311 Loose Shit, Cleveland.

Loose. Shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 11:25 PM (OSiAE)

312 What is honored in a country is cultivated there.

-
So we honor bullshit?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 11:25 PM (Nwg0u)

313 2 run double for the Yankees. 5-2.

AtC must be apoplectic right now.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 11, 2017 11:25 PM (Bl5Zt)

314 And, with feeling...

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:26 PM (h9QN9)

315 288 269 I fry bacon on the stovetop.

Naked.

Like a fuckin' man.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 11:12 PM (OSiAE)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 11, 2017 11:18 PM (XFue2)

Both of you need a towel snap on the ass

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 11, 2017 11:26 PM (ZTRlp)

316 And the CLOTHES!!!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---
Those gals had shoulder pads bigger than that of the Cowboys.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 11:26 PM (tr2D7)

317
Drudge Headline:

FBI PROBES WEINSTEIN
SUICIDE FEARS

... and there are also fears that ol' H might try to do a Polanski and flee the country.

I doubt that H can pop his own cork, and it's probably too late for him to flee to ... Italy, where the Wise Guys originated.

More importantly, Hollywood seems to be panicked. Ben Affleck seems to have a problem, and there are people actresses who seem to be about to talk about more than a few directors ... and Terry Crews might just decide to handle his business.

I'm going to invest in popcorn futures tomorrow.

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor and Generally Deplorable at October 11, 2017 11:26 PM (FlRtG)

318 I was told that I shouldn't golf naked either. Live and learn.

Posted by: Harvey Beaudreau at October 11, 2017 11:26 PM (qYCgM)

319
I once heard a horrific ER story of a man vigorously bumping his dresser drawer closed with his hips but getting his penis caught the slamming drawer.

Braggart

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)

320 Some people never learn their place.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:22 PM (vuY5x)

The Indians are learning it right about now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2017 11:27 PM (wYseH)

321 299 "Jimmah Cartah was a nuclear scientist of some sort
in the US Navy right?"
---
Not really - he started the Navy's Nuclear Power School but only attended for a few months and did not graduate. I believe he then left the Navy to run the family's peanut farm after his Dad died.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 11:21 PM (tr2D7)
Really wow.. Lefty propaganda had me believing Carter was some sort of nuclear submarine wizard,, No wonder it never showed up in his personality even when ha carried his suits over the shoulder through airports and lusted in his heart.. Did we ever find out who was the lustee? I'm thinking that dumb fuck confessed on lust for his own wife.. heh

Posted by: Voter Dude not affiliated with any LEO agency at October 11, 2017 11:27 PM (U5Xeq)

322 Carter fuvked this up in the 90's. And we had an Army then that could have finished it a lot faster than ever before.
The Nork's aren't 10 feet tall. They will fold like a cheap suit.
But to dither too much longer will let them hurt a lot of people who normally would not get hurt.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 11:27 PM (y+BJh)

323 317 And, with feeling...

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:26 PM (h9QN9

I believe this is my new motto.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

324 In the audiotape of Harvey Weinstein (Clinton, Obama and Democrat Party donor) harassing the model, he keeps saying "don't embarass me" by turning down his advances.

But he didn't find jizzing on a potted plant embarrassing?

Posted by: Semi Literate Thug at October 11, 2017 11:28 PM (t5m5e)

325 >>>The Indians are learning it right about now.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2017 11:27 PM (wYseH)<<<

It's like Christopher Columbus all over again!!!

Posted by: The Indians at October 11, 2017 11:28 PM (x5WT1)

326 Guards! Strip him down. Now start frying the bacon...

Ok Abdul, now would you care to discuss the details of the terror plot?

Posted by: Gitmo interrogator at October 11, 2017 11:28 PM (/qEW2)

327 Ah. I see the kilted contingent is in the house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (58eZn)


Aye, but September is over now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 11, 2017 11:28 PM (vbvxt)

328 319 And the CLOTHES!!!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
---
Those gals had shoulder pads bigger than that of the Cowboys.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2017 11:26 PM (tr2D7)

And the HAIR!!!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 11, 2017 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

329 So, Weinstein didn't go to Europe, he went to Arizona to a Perv-Fixer Resort.
----------

AoP - Watch your back pal, there's perv's on the loose out there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:29 PM (58eZn)

330 Bedtime. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 11, 2017 11:29 PM (w+Jhj)

331 Remember, it was Carter that brokered the Nork deal that Clinton made.

And he oversaw the Venezuelan election to ensure those damn, dirty capitalists didn't cheat. Years later he all but admitted that he knew the commies were cheating and went along with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 11, 2017 10:43 PM (Nwg0u)


The Simpsons made a pretty good joke when Marge calls him "History's greatest monster", but ... for fuck's sake.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 11, 2017 11:30 PM (rnAwa)

332 jimmah carter is a boil on the rectum of the usa. fuck that dipshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

333 Aye, but September is over now.
Posted by: GGE
---------

Well, that just means no white kilts, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:31 PM (58eZn)

334 For those who may not know, the Boy Scouts of America just announced that they'll be allowing girls to join the ranks, and even to earn their Eagle.

Now, I have no problem with girls in scouting generally. I think the Girl Scouts are little more than a cookie selling business with really good PR, but there are other organizations (notably the American Heritage Girls), that for (get this) just girls. There are even already co-ed options.

Now, boys have one less place they can just be boys. We all know what kind of antics 12 - 17 year old boys get up to. How long do you think it will be before the SJW crowd starts lining up to condemn the "misogyny" of 13 yr old boys making crude jokes around 13 yr old girls?

And who here thinks they *won't* get up to... extra-curricular mischief (IYKWIM)?

I am seriously grieved. I seriously don't think it will be *safe* for boys. All it will take is a girl leveling a "complaint" about one of the boys to ruin his life. At 13.

Good grief.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:31 PM (h9QN9)

335 Alex ain't liking it in the slightest.

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/918317199160414208

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 11, 2017 11:31 PM (Bl5Zt)

336 'Night Robt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:32 PM (58eZn)

337 Remember, if you dress your bacon in a sweater, you don't have to turn the temperature up so high.

Posted by: Jimmah Cahtah at October 11, 2017 11:33 PM (x5WT1)

338 BBD!



And IIRC because Carter was an officer in the command track on nuclear subs there is some sort of abbreviated nuclear power course they take, it's not nuke school but it familiarizes them with the capabilities and dangers of the powerplant. As to whether he finished it or not...did he ever command nuclear subs? I don't remember. Meh, I was an airdale, wtf do I know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 11, 2017 11:34 PM (vbvxt)

339 At least Judge had an O fer. Fucking tree trunk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:34 PM (pUDQf)

340 320
Drudge Headline:

FBI PROBES WEINSTEIN
SUICIDE FEARS
******

Yeah right.
Complete bullshit.

A mega-millionaire heads to Europe for "rehab" just as the cops start doing their jobs.
His only worry is what mansion to live in.

What a debauched asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 11:34 PM (y+BJh)

341 How about boys in the Girl Scouts?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

342 Well, that just means no white kilts, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:31 PM (58eZn)


Yep.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 11, 2017 11:35 PM (vbvxt)

343 Were Carter a Republican, we would still be hearing about the number of children he had poisoned with peanuts. Blood nuts, they are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:35 PM (7Cr6v)

344
The Simpsons made a pretty good joke when Marge calls him "History's greatest monster", but ... for fuck's sake.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 11, 2017 11:30 PM (rnAwa)

They also made the USS Walter Mondale a laundry ship.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Football Season! Nincompoopery and Jackassery on Sale at The Outrage Outlet at October 11, 2017 11:35 PM (66/E/)

345 Most of the time I pretend that 10+ seasons of Simpsons doesn't exist. But it's good enough in small doses.

https://youtu.be/mcGerIsqbnM

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 11, 2017 11:35 PM (rnAwa)

346 346 Were Carter a Republican, we would still be hearing about the number of children he had poisoned with peanuts. Blood nuts, they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:35 PM

Troof.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2017 11:35 PM (pUDQf)

347 How about boys in the Girl Scouts?


As long as they "identify" as girls, it's just fine and dandy!

Otherwise... no. Somehow it always works that way. The boys/men have to open up their clubs/organizations to girls/women, but the girls never have to reciprocate.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:36 PM (h9QN9)

348 Cancer sucks. The problem is large entities, whether for profit or not, contrary to the economies of scale, are rife with waste corruption. They are run by people and subject to Lord Acton's observation, power tends to 0corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. it is why the founders installed so many checks and balances, but they did not foresee the Administrative agencies or the foolishness of the 13th Amendment.

Posted by: Locke Common at October 11, 2017 11:36 PM (Br5pR)

349 Were Carter a Republican, we would still be hearing about the number of children he had poisoned with peanuts. Blood nuts, they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October




Nothing worse then bloody nuts. Reminds me of the story that snagged his sack jumping off the diving board naked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:36 PM (vuY5x)

350 There is a

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 11:36 PM (PUmDY)

351 297 202 - I have not seen that one, but will. Same topic done in a recent film (last few years) called Anthropoid. Very worthwhile. One really cannot see Heydrich die enough.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 11, 2017 11:20 PM (H5knJ)

Yeah, "Anthropoid" was actually the code name of the operation. Heydrich is a fascinating character. I don't know of anyone who so personifies pure evil as he.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 11, 2017 11:36 PM (398bZ)

352 I doubt they'll get Harvey W on any kind of sexual assault charges. Maybe, just maybe, the Feds will dive deep inside Weinstein Company financial books. Thats not sexy but could be devastating for Weinstein and Hollywood.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 11, 2017 11:37 PM (pY+s4)

353 I need to try this 'cooking bacon naked' thing... I can admire myself in the reflection from the microwave's door for a few minutes -- maybe rub one out in the kitchen aloe plant at the same time, too!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:37 PM (e9G8E)

354 The problem is large entities, whether for profit or not, contrary to the economies of scale, are rife with waste corruption.

Also, at some point they stop being about whatever their original mission was and start being about keeping the entity operating - even when it should really shut down because it's goal has been met.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:37 PM (h9QN9)

355 I think if I were raising a boy today I'd steer him towards monkhood.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 11, 2017 11:38 PM (vbvxt)

356 There is or used to be a yt vid of jr insults that is funny as crap

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 11:38 PM (PUmDY)

357 Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:37 PM (e9G8E)


Ummm... That might be taking the self-love a little far, don't you think?

Posted by: Narcissus at October 11, 2017 11:39 PM (h9QN9)

358 Yeah, "Anthropoid" was actually the code name of the operation. Heydrich is a fascinating character. I don't know of anyone who so personifies pure evil as he.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 11, 2017 11:36 PM (398bZ)

Mengele. Mao. Stalin. Che.

Humanity does not want for monsters.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 11:39 PM (rb1zT)

359 Meh girls in the Boy Scouts, who cares? Going to save a lot of time for the boys sneaking out of camp, stealing a canoe and paddling across the lake to bang the girl scouts.

Besides, no girl is ever going to go back for a second round of the Lord of the Flies Club Med experience that was my Boy Scouts experience.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:39 PM (vuY5x)

360 >>> ... Also, at some point they stop being about whatever their original mission was and start being about keeping the entity operating ...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:37 PM (h9QN9)

So true.
https://www.jerrypournelle.com/ reports/jerryp/iron.html

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 11, 2017 11:39 PM (0ReGO)

361 346 Were Carter a Republican, we would still be hearing about the number of children he had poisoned with peanuts. Blood nuts, they are

Hey I got yer blood nuts right here!

Posted by: Some guy what sells chestnuts roasting on an open fire at Christmas Time.. at October 11, 2017 11:39 PM (U5Xeq)

362 Coffee infused with wine?

Why?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2017 11:40 PM (EZebt)

363 I think if I were raising a boy today I'd steer him towards monkhood.

Well, my son is a complete nerd and weighs about 50 lb soaking wet (he's 10). I'm not really concerned about these things for him in particular.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:40 PM (h9QN9)

364 Mostly Barnes family related

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 11, 2017 11:40 PM (PUmDY)

365 Well what is the statute of limitations on sexual assault? NYC may be able to get him on the one they let slide.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:40 PM (vuY5x)

366 Carter never served on a nookie-poo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:41 PM (58eZn)

367 358 I think if I were raising a boy today I'd steer him towards monkhood.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 11, 2017 11:38 PM (vbvxt)

****

Fuvk that.
My grandson will be the only guy in the 6th grade riding a Harley.

Suck it scouts.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 11:44 PM (y+BJh)

368 one more strike...

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 11:45 PM (OSiAE)

369
Nuts, hot nuts
You get 'em from the peanut man

Posted by: Doug Clark at October 11, 2017 11:45 PM (58eZn)

370 No Gnats, No Gnats...

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 11:45 PM (OSiAE)

371 Yanks win

Posted by: tu3031 at October 11, 2017 11:45 PM (O5Q3r)

372 what about Girls in the Boy Scouts you ask...?? That depends if Norman Rockwell was gay or a pedophile .. I Rockwell was a perv then it's time to ride little boy Slim Pickens style over the seven continents.. If not then just California would get the job done..

Posted by: Voter Dude sock off chestnut guy at October 11, 2017 11:45 PM (U5Xeq)

373 My Boy Scouts experience involved doing the stuff the manual told me I was supposed to do, but all that other stuff not in the manual, about bonding with peers - no, none of that happened.

It was basically like school, except on weekends. With the same bullies and assholes and phonies I'd dealt with at school.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:46 PM (6FqZa)

374 How about, "Those people in California deserved the fires?"

Asking for a friend....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2017 11:03 PM (wYseH)
---

speaking as a native #Failifornian, some of them sure invited them in with enthusiasm.

looking at the before and after pics, WTF were they thinking?

the Hilton had Fing pine trees right next to all the buildings, and what looked like asphalt shingle roofs, which explains the burn pattern shown in the after photo. and the historical wooden barn, with tall dry grass growing right up on it? are you Fing STOOPID?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 11, 2017 11:46 PM (xsabZ)

375 337 For those who may not know, the Boy Scouts of America just announced that they'll be allowing girls to join the ranks, and even to earn their Eagle.

Now, I have no problem with girls in scouting generally. I think the Girl Scouts are little more than a cookie selling business with really good PR, but there are other organizations (notably the American Heritage Girls), that for (get this) just girls. There are even already co-ed options.

Now, boys have one less place they can just be boys. We all know what kind of antics 12 - 17 year old boys get up to. How long do you think it will be before the SJW crowd starts lining up to condemn the "misogyny" of 13 yr old boys making crude jokes around 13 yr old girls?

And who here thinks they *won't* get up to... extra-curricular mischief (IYKWIM)?

I am seriously grieved. I seriously don't think it will be *safe* for boys. All it will take is a girl leveling a "complaint" about one of the boys to ruin his life. At 13.

Good grief.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:31 PM (h9QN9)

++++

I read that they would have segregated troops, though they certainly didn't phrase it that way. But, they would allow the locals to have separate troops for girls and boys.

BSA is over, though. Ever since they started letting in homos and now trannies. Just not a wholesome thing anymore. Who wants to let some bent troop leader take their son on an overnight camping trip?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 11:46 PM (pvjTE)

376 A mega-millionaire heads to Europe for "rehab" just as the cops start doing their jobs.
His only worry is what mansion to live in.

What a debauched asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 11:34 PM (y+BJh)

He's in Arizona.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 11:46 PM (3myMJ)

377 Futurama made a joke where the professor says something like "Here in the current year [3000] we don't believe in gobbledygook like crystal healing or global warming." Intended to be in the vein of Sleeper, where he finds out a high-fat diet is good for you.

Al Gore's daughter was a writer on the show (you can see where she gets her charming spontaneity amiright?)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 11, 2017 11:47 PM (rnAwa)

378 I predict that mixing boy scouts with girls will involve the loser boys being hurt harder, faster, earlier.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:47 PM (6FqZa)

379 If Carter ever served on a submarine, it should have been the H. L. Hunley...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:47 PM (e9G8E)

380 Yankees!

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2017 11:47 PM (OSiAE)

381 I predict that mixing boy scouts with girls will involve the loser boys being hurt harder, faster, earlier.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October




Well, it is going to happen sooner or later.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:48 PM (vuY5x)

382 I read that they would have segregated troops, though they certainly
didn't phrase it that way. But, they would allow the locals to have
separate troops for girls and boys.


No. Troops will be co-ed (at least, that's what we're being told, it may have gotten a little mangled in translation, though). They will have to have male and female adult leadership, and the camps are supposed to be segregated. But how well does anyone expect that to work?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:48 PM (h9QN9)

383
I read that they would have segregated troops, though they certainly didn't phrase it that way. But, they would allow the locals to have separate troops for girls and boys.

Separate but equal

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 11:48 PM (IqV8l)

384 MisHum! That gorgeous sailboat photo makes me desperately wish I wasn't so prone to seasickness (and yes I've tried the anti-venoms for it, and ended up barfing anyway).
Still.

Ugh. The Komen Foundation. I have family history, plus 2 aunts w/breast cancer, and still, my knee-jerk reax to them is: Thanks for ruining the color pink for me.

Yikes, I just saw. Donna!! I'm so sorry! IIRC you were rooting for the Indians.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 11, 2017 11:49 PM (WGgtF)

385 Carter had a nuclear sub named after him:

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/126796.html

Posted by: Lives of the Great at October 11, 2017 11:49 PM (t5m5e)

386 My usual tl/dr.

The Weinstein, NFL and more (Vegas is getting there) have a certain commonality.

For years you may have suspected that your spouse was fooling around. Little things that didn't really add up but then they didn't add up to certainty either. So you gave him the benefit of the doubt and life went on and was mostly good.

Then came that day that power went out at work and you went home very early. And there in your bed was your husband and your younger sister. Now they both begged for forgiveness. Swore that this was the only time and it wouldn't happen again.

Maybe you took him back, for the sake of the kids. Maybe you didn't. But whichever it is the relationship is never going to be the same. Some things once seen, confirmed, they can never be unseen again.

You'll now look back at every event and it will be viewed in a new light. One which doesn't flatter your spouse or sister. You'll see their laughter as being at you. Those smiles are not nice now. Everything past and future changed right then.

It's like one of those movies, "The Usual Suspects," "The Sixth Sense," where at the end one change in perspective changes the whole movie, forever. It can never be viewed the same way ever again.

In public life so many things are being seen, confirmed, that can't be unseen and alter how events, words, actions, of the past and in the future will be experienced. The election of Trump did this. Not Trump himself exactly but his election's effect on the left. But it isn't only that we now see the world differently.

His winning was for the Left a moment when they too saw something. Something they had denied and refused to see was pushed into their face. That they were not the beloved of the nation but the harpy, the shrew driving people away. They don't like this reality.

I don't see reconciliation happening.

Posted by: geoffb at October 11, 2017 11:49 PM (zOpu5)

387 Meremortal,
Really? I'd just read he offed to Europe.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 11:49 PM (y+BJh)

388 geoffb , you should start a blog.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:50 PM (6FqZa)

389 I predict that mixing boy scouts with girls will involve the loser boys being hurt harder, faster, earlier.


And in more ways.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (h9QN9)

390 My late Dad was a graduate of the Rickover program in Idaho Falls, ID, way back in '62.

Career submariner. I grew up with and around 'em.

Not a one of 'em I've ever known, had so much as a kind word for Jimmuh Caddah.

I know he didn't finish Nuke School. And I don't feel like going all Wiki to see if he ever earned his Dophins, as a Qualfied Submariner.

One thing for damn sure. He was not a Qualfied Chief Executive.

Unless you consider scheduling of the White House Tennis Courts to be the measure of "Qualified"?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (MGCfm)

391 Anyone says we in CA. deserve this, you may be right, you may be wrong but right now, please shut the fuck up.

You tiresome idiots... you bore me.

Posted by: navybrat at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (w7KSn)

392 Now girls can work on a pregnancy badge before they go for their abortion badge. Empowerment!!

Posted by: NCKate at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (cpPGe)

393 coming up on midnight.. My time to switch over to YouTube.. for choice entertainment... George Carlin
has been a good stop lately.. then woodworking and portable saw mills.. sometimes I finish my night watching bug fights since they banned bum fights..

Posted by: Voter Dude sock off chestnut guy at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (U5Xeq)

394 phuck the yankees. and, i don't even give a rats' ass about baseball. just hate the yankees.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (KP5rU)

395 geoffb , you should start a blog.


It's a trap!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (h9QN9)

396 Well, there was no way the Indians were going to win.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:52 PM (vuY5x)

397 Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 11, 2017 10:38 PM (60v4h

Prayers for your dear mother Sally Jo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 11, 2017 11:52 PM (Ri/rl)

398 Crap, I'm sorry the Indians lost. I thought they had it in the bag after Game 2, but baseball.

Well, now, I'm rooting for the Astros, although given my track record, maybe I should root for the team I really want to lose. So, Go Cubs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 11, 2017 11:53 PM (P8951)

399 Geoffb,
An excellent synopsis.
You're bottom line is spot on.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 11:53 PM (y+BJh)

400 One thing for damn sure. He was not a Qualfied Chief Executive.



Damn right.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 11, 2017 11:53 PM (vbvxt)

401 well, looks like Columbus (circle) got his revenge on the injuns yet again. Of course, Houston will eviscerate the yankees in a manner reminiscent of jinjis kan.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 11, 2017 11:53 PM (RDd1I)

402 geoffb , I think you are right. Maybe the Texans next week will all stand for the Flag with hands on their hearts and tears in their eyes.

But just in the last few weeks I saw them locking arms, covering for teammates who resented doing that.

So now, I know that NONE of the Houston players mean it. At least, not enough to break that anti-American chain. At least, not until whichever Texans had insisted "no, I ain't salutin' no white flag" steps up and comes clean.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:53 PM (6FqZa)

403 Former Girl Scout here.
I will never, EVER understand why girls want to be in Boy Scouts, and vice versa.

I understand Marx*, better than I get this.

*he was wrong, but I understand him

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 11, 2017 11:53 PM (WGgtF)

404 Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 11:49 PM (y+BJh)

He's at a perv-farm. Article said he "had a change of heart" but he may have had a change of passport status.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 11:54 PM (3myMJ)

405 Starting next year, young girls can join Cub Scout units, known as dens. Local scouting organizations can choose to have dens for girls and dens for boys. "Cub Scout dens will be single-gender - all boys or all girls," the organization said in a statement.

A separate program for older girls will be available in 2019, the Boy Scouts said, enabling them to earn the rank of Eagle Scout.


http://tinyurl.com/yc5yyzoz
NBC

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 11:54 PM (FUu/Z)

406 Hollywood Henderson was a coke monster. He got clean and won the lottery. Twice.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 11, 2017 11:55 PM (LuKE7)

407 I will never, EVER understand why girls want to be in Boy Scouts, and vice versa.


They don't, really. Their iconoclastic parents want them to do it - specifically so they can tear down the organization. Because nothing that lets us be different - be individual - can be allowed to stand. Things that let us be different allow some to be better than others - stronger, smarter, faster, more moral, more popular: and that is a greater sin than any other.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:56 PM (h9QN9)

408 Jim,
My did transferred to subs in'38 from the old Zlexington. Did subs for the rest of his career.
He did not have a single good thing to say about Carter.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2017 11:56 PM (y+BJh)

409 just watched drone footage of napa, like a nooklear expolosion. Just car hulks and foundations.

But then a bizzaro house just sits there, semi untouched.

it's bad, dude.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 11, 2017 11:56 PM (RDd1I)

410 One fascinating aspect to this: How many female scoutmasters will be put up on charges for sexually abusing their male or female charges?

This goes back to the IowaHawk thing: 1) Identify a respected institution...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2017 11:56 PM (rb1zT)

411
He's at a perv-farm.

Head 'em up. Move 'em out. RAWHIDE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2017 11:56 PM (IqV8l)

412 Evan Sayet:
I'll tell a story. It's not a true story, but I think it clarifies what happened to me. Imagine being in a restaurant with an old friend and you're catching up, and suddenly, he blurts out: "I hate my wife." And you kind of chuckle to yourself because he says it every time you're together and you know he doesn't hate his wife -- they've been together for 35 years. He loves his daughters, and they're just like her. "Ah, no" he doesn't hate his wife. You're having some dinner and you look out the window and you spot his wife, and she's being beaten up and you grab your friend and say, "Come on, come on, let's help her!" and he says: "Naw, I'm sure she deserves it." At that moment it dawns on you, he really does hate his wife.

Well, that was what 9/11 was to me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 11, 2017 11:56 PM (rnAwa)

413 The Settled is Science:

"In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. That is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year. Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic, can see that in the old Oolitic Silurian period, just a million years ago next November, the Lower Mississippi was upwards of one million three hundred thousand miles long, and stuck out over the Gulf of Mexico like a fishing rod. And by the same token any person can see that seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Lower Mississippi will be only a mile and three quarters long, and Cairo and New Orleans will have joined their sidewalks and be plodding comfortably along under a single mayor and a mutual board of aldermen. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact."-- Mark Twain, "Life on the Mississippi"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 11, 2017 11:57 PM (Ndje9)

414 Well, now, I'm rooting for the Astros, although given my track record, maybe I should root for the team I really want to lose. So, Go Cubs.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 11, 2017 11:53 PM


Freaking hilarious!! I'm with you on this. Am hiding it from grammie, tho.
Rooted for the 'Stros last year too. I hope they do as you say, because, America.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 11, 2017 11:57 PM (WGgtF)

415 His winning was for the Left a moment when they too saw something. Something they had denied and refused to see was pushed into their face. That they were not the beloved of the nation but the harpy, the shrew driving people away. They don't like this reality.

I don't see reconciliation happening.
Posted by: geoffb at October 11, 2017 11:49 PM (zOpu5)

Good comment. The response on the Left has been to double and triple down on shrewishness.

Honestly, I don't see how any decent young person could look at the screaming antifas and the trigglypuffs and think "i want to be like them."

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 11, 2017 11:57 PM (P8951)

416 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 11, 2017 11:54 PM (FUu/Z)


Again, not what I'm hearing (well, the part about the all girls or all boys dens in a Cub Scout pack is). But mine is second hand information. My unit coordinator is well aware of my politics (and that I'm none too pleased about other recent decisions) and may be putting off telling me to my face.

I was the committee chair for my son's pack, but now I'm the Chartered Organization Representative, and if I get ticked enough, I can have the church refuse to continue chartering the pack.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:58 PM (h9QN9)

417 Girls on Boy Scout camping trips would have kept me in the Boy Scouts longer.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 11, 2017 11:59 PM (Fy1TT)

418 Aren't the mormons leaving scouting? I would think adding girls to bsa would speed the departure.

Posted by: NCKate at October 11, 2017 11:59 PM (cpPGe)

419 Ah'll give you peace for our time.

Posted by: Jimmuh at October 11, 2017 11:59 PM (/qEW2)

420 Yeah great.




So, Pearson's Salted Nut Roll or Payday? Is there a difference? Does it matter? Is one better than the other - for eating?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2017 11:59 PM (vuY5x)

421 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:53 PM (6FqZa)

You you identified the crux of the matter. We've seen how they really think and feel and we know that's not going to change. They are just going to try to hide it as best they can.

Rooting for a team involves identifying with the players on a personal level. You feel the pain when they get hit, you feel the excitement when they score. Vicariously you run the field with them, taking out all in your path.

How are you going to gin up that feeling knowing what you know now?

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 12, 2017 12:00 AM (3myMJ)

422
They better remove all the potted plants at the perv farm for Uncle Harv.

Wonder if that's already on the list of banned things...

If he's actually there now, I'd bet he's already tried to whack off to at least 3 nurses, by now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 12:01 AM (8O3HH)

423 geoffb , you should start a blog.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 11, 2017 11:50 PM (6FqZa)

---

or, at the very least, a newsletter.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 12:01 AM (xsabZ)

424 Posted by: Shopgirl at October 11, 2017 11:57 PM (WGgtF)

Well, i was happy for grammie and the other Cubs fans last year because Historic Moment (although i also would have been happy for alex and slap if the Tribe had won, because they've waited a long time too.) But the Cubs are the Brewers division rivals and I don't want to see them win the WS again. They can wait another century.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:01 AM (P8951)

425
Dan Beard thought throwing axes was a good skill to have. Things have changed.

Boy Scouts, then : http://tinyurl.com/y872vntb

Now: http://tinyurl.com/yb3przp2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:01 AM (7Cr6v)

426 Aren't the mormons leaving scouting? I would think adding girls to bsa would speed the departure.

Last I heard, they're trying to put together their own organization first, so their scouts have somewhere to go.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:01 AM (h9QN9)

427 Other news, how cool is the Stryker with the 30mm cannon?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:02 AM (vuY5x)

428 Lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZV3365a7Ew

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 12, 2017 12:03 AM (PUmDY)

429 I will never, EVER understand why girls want to be in Boy Scouts, and vice versa.

My niece because her girl scout/brownie troops were lame. Her mom helped her cub scouts a lot, too, and took them all camping. I think now she's in something called venture crew, which might be co-ed.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2017 12:03 AM (H0quv)

430 It's the Boy Scouts turn to be killed, gutted and worn as a skin suit by the left I gather. In a year or two, we'll hear how the BSA is having trouble with dwindling membership. Unexpectedly!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 12, 2017 12:03 AM (pY+s4)

431 The Bum/Hobo Hunter AKA Steve Irwin wanna be AoSpHq approved..
http://tinyurl.com/pyl4akx

Posted by: Voter Dude sock off chestnut guy at October 12, 2017 12:03 AM (U5Xeq)

432
Breaking news-Police Arrest Mandalay Security Guard Jesus Compos as Second Shoter In Las Vegas Massacre.

http://tinyurl.com/yajp8ppv






Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:04 AM (aT+Bx)

433 I think now she's in something called venture crew, which might be co-ed.

Yes, Ventures are co-ed.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:04 AM (h9QN9)

434 AllenG sighting! Good to see you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 12, 2017 12:05 AM (mhhUf)

435 Breaking news-Police Arrest Mandalay Security Guard Jesus Compos as Second Shoter In Las Vegas Massacre.

But first, the latest on Hurricane Harvey!

Posted by: The MFM at October 12, 2017 12:05 AM (kuiuS)

436 They don't, really. Their iconoclastic parents want them to do it - specifically so they can tear down the organization. Because nothing that lets us be different - be individual - can be allowed to stand. Things that let us be different allow some to be better than others - stronger, smarter, faster, more moral, more popular: and that is a greater sin than any other.
Posted by: AllenG
-----------

^^^^
This

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:05 AM (leCj4)

437 Donna: I spaced on your Brewers fandom. I was actually thinking it was their year, and they were a cool team to root for.
I think they'll win the Central next year. They're on a mission!!

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 12, 2017 12:06 AM (WGgtF)

438 Sorry. Premature.

Fake CNN International Site.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:06 AM (aT+Bx)

439 Wow. Everything has changed in Vegas.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2017 12:07 AM (kuiuS)

440 Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:04 AM (aT+Bx)


Well... Crud.

I hope he gets better protection than Lee Harvey Oswald did...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:07 AM (h9QN9)

441 You tiresome idiots... you bore me.

Posted by: navybrat at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (w7KSn)

My comment was in reference to some asshat this morning who suggested that CA deserved the fires.

Of course they don't. That doesn't mean that most of them aren't knuckleheads, but nobody deserves what is happening now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 12, 2017 12:07 AM (wYseH)

442 Hole Lee Fuk!

i'm off to see what 4chan is saying.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 12:07 AM (xsabZ)

443 "They better remove all the potted plants at the perv farm for Uncle Harv."

Hahaha! Maybe we'll get pictures of him riding a horse like his fellow perv Weiner. It better be a big goddamn horse to haul his ass around - I'm thinking Clydesdale.

Really, I can't stand this "sex addiction" "food addiction" bs. People are addicted to chemical substances. They get used to certain bad behaviors and habits because they have no willpower. But it's not an "addiction." He indulged himself because he found he could get away with it and then it became behavior that i doubt he even wanted to break or stop.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:07 AM (P8951)

444 nobody deserves what is happening now.


Except that one guy. Everybody hates that guy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:08 AM (h9QN9)

445 Breaking news-Police Arrest Mandalay Security Guard Jesus Compos as Second Shoter In Las Vegas Massacre.

http://tinyurl.com/yajp8ppv


Fake news? I think so.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 12, 2017 12:08 AM (mhhUf)

446 Why do girls have to join the Boy Scouts?




Why do girls have to get involved in everything boys do?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:08 AM (vuY5x)

447 Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:04 AM (aT+Bx)

That's double flaming skull worthy.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 12, 2017 12:09 AM (LuKE7)

448 Except that one guy. Everybody hates that guy.
Posted by: AllenG
---------

I've always felt that the SOB deserves whatever he gets. Worse, probably.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:09 AM (leCj4)

449 Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:04 AM (aT+Bx)

Oh my, maybe we'll get a motive.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2017 12:09 AM (Ri/rl)

450 Yes, the Mormons are pulling out of Scouting. In 2018 they are dumping Scouting for older teens (14 and up, I think). I'm sure today's news will speed them out of Cubs and Scouts for the 11-13 boys.

Posted by: biancaneve at October 12, 2017 12:09 AM (A/iod)

451
Sorry. Premature.

Fake CNN International Site.
Posted by: shibumi


I wondered. Couldn't find that info anywhere else.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2017 12:09 AM (IqV8l)

452 Of course they don't. That doesn't mean that most of them aren't knuckleheads, but nobody deserves what is happening now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 12, 2017 12:07 AM (wYseH)

Yep. That's no better than the Left saying Texas deserved to get hit with Irma.

Fires and hurricanes and tornados don't give a damn who you voted for.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:10 AM (P8951)

453 Fake news? I think so.
Posted by: flounder
---------
Sounds too easy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:10 AM (leCj4)

454 >> Maybe we'll get pictures of him riding a horse

I wouldn't trust him with a horse.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH)

455 The mormons will take a huge number of scouts out of bsa

Posted by: NCKate at October 12, 2017 12:10 AM (Dh4lS)

456 The mormons will take a huge number of scouts out of bsa

And the vast majority of National Council's money.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:11 AM (h9QN9)

457 444 You tiresome idiots... you bore me.

Posted by: navybrat at October 11, 2017 11:51 PM (w7KSn)

My comment was in reference to some asshat this morning who suggested that CA deserved the fires.

Of course they don't. That doesn't mean that most of them aren't knuckleheads, but nobody deserves what is happening now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 12, 2017 12:07 AM (wYseH)

Thank you for saying that. Everyone hates CA and I get it, but we don't deserve to die in a fire.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2017 12:11 AM (Ri/rl)

458 Fake News . Too bad. Back to probability of never knowing anymore than we know now.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 12, 2017 12:11 AM (LuKE7)

459 Shibumi, that's amazing. And not surprising.

Wonder if that guard's Social (injustice) Media pages have already been scrubbed?

I can't find out, as I am not, will not, nor ever have been a member of FB, it's predecessors or competitors.

Hope the 4chan crowd is making screen grabs of it all!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2017 12:12 AM (MGCfm)

460 OK, here is is from the BSA itself. Dens will be single gender. Packs have the option of being single gender or coed.

Starting in the 2018 program year, families can choose to sign up their sons and daughters for Cub Scouts. Existing packs may choose to establish a new girl pack, establish a pack that consists of girl dens and boy dens or remain an all-boy pack. Cub Scout dens will be single-gender - all boys or all girls. Using the same curriculum as the Boy Scouts program, the organization will also deliver a program for older girls, which will be announced in 2018 and projected to be available in 2019, that will enable them to earn the Eagle Scout rank. This unique approach allows the organization to maintain the integrity of the single gender model while also meeting the needs of today's families.

http://tinyurl.com/y7o3chgx

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 12, 2017 12:12 AM (pvjTE)

461 Hey, at least I never blew up a sub or anything.

Posted by: Jimmuh at October 12, 2017 12:12 AM (/qEW2)

462 I think they'll win the Central next year. They're on a mission!!
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 12, 2017 12:06 AM (WGgtF)

I sure hope so. Our GM has done a great job with a limited payroll. They did much better this past season than anybody expected them to and they were a fun team to watch.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:12 AM (P8951)

463 All of the newer, largest troops around charlotte are Mormon. That's gonna sting the local council.

Posted by: NCKate at October 12, 2017 12:12 AM (Dh4lS)

464 420 Girls on Boy Scout camping trips would have kept me in the Boy Scouts longer.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 11, 2017 11:59 PM (Fy1TT)

Aye, girls have been the end of many a scout's career (and the beginning of other things, IYKWIMAITYD.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 12:12 AM (rb1zT)

465 441 Sorry. Premature.

Fake CNN International Site.
Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:06 AM (aT+Bx)

It's cool shibumi. I couldn't find the story anywhere else and that explains why.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2017 12:13 AM (Ri/rl)

466 I was obviously very lucky to have been a Brownie/Girl Scout in the 70s. I still remember my Scout leader, Mrs Lofgren. She was very cool and encouraged all of us to excel. And she did all this while also raising her own kids and nursing her invalid husband. A true role model.

Plus my parents participated, with cookie sales, canoe trips, guest lectures.
Obviously, Scouting troops are like schools. Great ones and terrible ones. Still.
AllenG's post makes sense.

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 12, 2017 12:13 AM (WGgtF)

467 >>>Breaking news-Police Arrest Mandalay Security Guard Jesus Compos as Second Shoter In Las Vegas Massacre.
Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:04 AM (aT+Bx)<<<





Sounds like a White Hispanic.

Posted by: the MFM at October 12, 2017 12:14 AM (x5WT1)

468 Well, suppose it will be good that not everyone getting molested in the Boy Scouts will be from the same sex.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:14 AM (vuY5x)

469 Thank you for saying that. Everyone hates CA and I get it, but we don't deserve to die in a fire.
Posted by: CaliGirl
--------

It was a twist on the sundry Liberals saying such things about Huston, Las Vegas. The point being that none of them seemed so eager to make such a stupid and vacuous/vicious statement about CA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:14 AM (5IJky)

470 Ah, fake. Also par for the course, these days.

From now on, I'm only trusting content from Sean Spicier!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2017 12:14 AM (MGCfm)

471 I don't write enough or well enough to blog. I used to post things at the Protein Wisdom Pub which was a nice idea for people like me. Here I just hope to not be too annoyingly long winded and stay out of the barrel. This is a nice place, nice posts and commenters.

Posted by: geoffb at October 12, 2017 12:15 AM (zOpu5)

472 Well someone has to deserve to get it some time. WW2 Germany or Japan?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:15 AM (vuY5x)

473 This unique approach allows the organization to maintain the
integrity of the single gender model while also meeting the needs of
today's families.


I hate this kind of BS. The "needs of today's families" were already being met. This is a capitulation from decades (a century?) of standing up for boys and their right to be boys.

Not that I'm surprised. But I am angry. If I had any other viable option, I'd take it...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:16 AM (h9QN9)

474 It was a twist on the sundry Liberals saying such things about Huston, Las Vegas. The point being that none of them seemed so eager to make such a stupid and vacuous/vicious statement about CA.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:14 AM (5IJky)

Got it, I'm reading from the comments from the bottom up.

I did read the content first. Thanks MH, great ONT.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2017 12:16 AM (Ri/rl)

475 410 I will never, EVER understand why girls want to be in Boy Scouts, and vice versa.


They don't, really. Their iconoclastic parents want them to do it - specifically so they can tear down the organization. Because nothing that lets us be different - be individual - can be allowed to stand. Things that let us be different allow some to be better than others - stronger, smarter, faster, more moral, more popular: and that is a greater sin than any other.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:56 PM (h9QN9)



Well actually I'm sure there are some that would want to. There's always a tomboy somewhere. Of course now they're probably pressuring the parents of them to take hormone replacement to begin their transition. But really even where you have those girls that might actually enjoy doing what boys scouts do, is there even going to be enough to form a den in most areas?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:16 AM (cAnNx)

476 I honestly didn't mind when the Left wanted me to die in the floods. That's what I expect from my enemies.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 12, 2017 12:16 AM (LuKE7)

477 447 nobody deserves what is happening now.


Except that one guy. Everybody hates that guy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:08 AM (h9QN9)

I don't even know what I did...

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 12:16 AM (NWiLs)

478 Guess the Boy Scouts are going to have to start including safe words in the knot tying classes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:17 AM (vuY5x)

479 I don't even know what I did...
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates




It is not what you did, it is just you. Don't worry, would not matter what you do.


//sarc?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:18 AM (vuY5x)

480 Big Mouth Big Derp

Adult oriented cartoons and animation that involve potty humor are well established, be it South Park, Drawn Together, or some hentai anime. However, the vulgarities were just a means to tell an often outrageous joke. But 'twould seem that for some people, humorless in-your-face sex references is the new norm.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13967

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2017 12:18 AM (itfg0)

481 integrity of the single gender model while also meeting the needs of today's families.
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Uh, oh...'single gender model'.
H8ers!

Posted by: LBGQTWXYZ at October 12, 2017 12:18 AM (7Cr6v)

482 Fake CNN International Site.

How do you find that out? I haven't found anything about "cnn-international"

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2017 12:18 AM (kuiuS)

483 interesting that LVPD collared him, not the Fibbies...

now we know who the adults in the "investigation" are.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 12:18 AM (xsabZ)

484 Pullin' the plug. 'Nother long day, tomorrow.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

*flatlines*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2017 12:19 AM (MGCfm)

485 Is it okay if I wish that the California fires would inflict serious damage on a despised relative and then magically burn out?

Posted by: biancaneve at October 12, 2017 12:19 AM (A/iod)

486 "It's the Boy Scouts turn to be killed, gutted and
worn as a skin suit by the left I gather. In a year or two, we'll hear
how the BSA is having trouble with dwindling membership. Unexpectedly!!

Posted by: Puddleglum"

I decided to keep my two sons out of Cub Scouts this year because of the increasing acceptance of homosexuality, then trannies last year and er increasing PC I see in their literature. This decision confirms for me that I made the right decision. Will be looking at alternatives for them.

Posted by: Ripley at October 12, 2017 12:20 AM (NbRJx)

487
Grump928(C) , prayers for your mom.

My Aunt died today. She was in her 90's and ailing so it was not a surprise. She had a tough life - her husband, my dad's brother, died of a heart attack in his early 40's. Just a year later, their eldest son was killed in the Tet Offensive. Another son committed suicide 10 years later and the third son, unfortunately, has always been and still is, a shit. Fortunately, she had a great daughter, who has been caring for her the last 7 or 8 years now.

I just realized that she is the last of the WWII generation in my family to die.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:20 AM (P8951)

488 Well, suppose it will be good that not everyone getting molested in the Boy Scouts will be from the same sex.

I'm sure all the boys' moms will be relieved when they stumble on the pics on Instagram (or whatever) with the 15/m kiddo and the family friend whom they'd trusted to lead the troop.

This will get ugly.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 12, 2017 12:20 AM (6FqZa)

489 Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2017 12:19 AM (MGCfm)

Goodnight Jim, sweet dreams.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2017 12:20 AM (Ri/rl)

490 I COULD CRY http://tinyurl.com/nugpb6j

Posted by: VOTER DUDE at October 12, 2017 12:20 AM (U5Xeq)

491 Well actually I'm sure there are some that would want to. There's always a tomboy somewhere.

They had options, though, that weren't BSA.

My daughter is in American Heritage Girls - which I describe as "Boy scouts, but for girls." Heck, I'm even a little jealous - Boy Scouts doesn't have a Handguns merit badge.

Even without that, though, Girl Scouts can (and some troops do) do all the same things Boy Scouts do - camping, fishing, archery, riflery, etc.

So it's not a "tomboy" thing. Or, to the extent it is, it's because the parents won't (or think they can't) insist on such programs.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:20 AM (h9QN9)

492 They don't, really. Their iconoclastic parents want them to do it - specifically so they can tear down the organization. Because nothing that lets us be different - be individual - can be allowed to stand. Things that let us be different allow some to be better than others - stronger, smarter, faster, more moral, more popular: and that is a greater sin than any other.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2017 11:56 PM (h9QN9)

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This is exactly correct. Destructive nihilism is what motivates most leftist "causes" pure and simple.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 12, 2017 12:21 AM (1kkde)

493 Panty raid merit badges.

And bottle cap is not the boss of me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 12, 2017 12:21 AM (mhhUf)

494 I just realized that she is the last of the WWII generation in my family to die.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:20 AM (P8951)

Donna, condolences on the loss of your aunt.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 12, 2017 12:21 AM (Ri/rl)

495 pussy hat knitting merit badges.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:21 AM (vuY5x)

496 482 I don't even know what I did...
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates




It is not what you did, it is just you. Don't worry, would not matter what you do.


//sarc?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:18 AM

No, that sounds about right.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 12:21 AM (NWiLs)

497 We are a BSA family and grieved by the decision. Current BSA board president has two daughters, no sons! All the worst sorts of girls and worst sorts of parents will join BSA with the goal to tear down. Boys need Boy Scouting and Girl Scouts, from what I've heard, is a hell-land of endless nitpick rules and back-stabbing. Yeah.

Posted by: BarcelonaCArmen at October 12, 2017 12:22 AM (RHjCR)

498 Alright, that's enough depression for one night, and 6 AM comes early.

Catch y'all Morons (and 'Ettes) later.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 12, 2017 12:23 AM (h9QN9)

499 435
Breaking news-Police Arrest Mandalay Security Guard Jesus Compos as Second Shoter In Las Vegas Massacre.

http://tinyurl.com/yajp8ppv


Lord Almighty. We've been thinking that guy was a hero and it turns out he was an accomplice?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:24 AM (P8951)

500 I just realized that she is the last of the WWII generation in my family to die.
Posted by: Donna
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So sorry to hear it.

John Derbyshire once said that if you were confused on some point of morality in your life, "Ask your aunt". I knew what he meant, all of mine were very good women, and reared in time when common sense and morality were valued.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:24 AM (7Cr6v)

501 I've just met the most honest elected politician ever.

Very surreal.

Posted by: The Bemused Hat at October 12, 2017 12:25 AM (itfg0)

502 Hey, we have oil, more farms than you can shake a stick at, good hunting and fishing. The politics suck, but that's in the big city.

We try here but we get overruled by the Pelosi crowd. It ain't all bad.

Laugh at California all you want, it's coming to a state near you.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at October 12, 2017 12:25 AM (nNQXS)

503 Thank you, CaliGirl!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:26 AM (P8951)

504
502 435
Breaking news-Police Arrest Mandalay Security Guard Jesus Compos as Second Shoter In Las Vegas Massacre.

http://tinyurl.com/yajp8ppv


Lord Almighty. We've been thinking that guy was a hero and it turns out he was an accomplice?



Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:24 AM (P8951)



Fake site.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:26 AM (cAnNx)

505 Seems kind of demeaning for a girl to have to say, "I'm a boy scout". They need a new name. Genderneutral Scouts of America.

Posted by: Rexxon at October 12, 2017 12:26 AM (/qEW2)

506 505 Hey, we have oil, more farms than you can shake a stick at, good hunting and fishing. The politics suck, but that's in the big city. "

You're still allowed to own guns there?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:27 AM (P8951)

507 Laugh at California all you want, it's coming to a state near you.
Posted by: The Jackhole
---------

Seattle just moved in next door. I am not amused.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:27 AM (7Cr6v)

508 Girls in Boyscouts?

Quick, someone find us a ficus.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 12, 2017 12:27 AM (x5WT1)

509 Seems kind of demeaning for a girl to have to say, "I'm a boy scout". They need a new name. Genderneutral Scouts of America.
Posted by: Rexxon at October




Well, technically, according to the Boy Scouts press release they girls in Boy Scouts will be referred to as Comfort Scouts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:28 AM (vuY5x)

510 The cub scout camping trips were already heavy with rules about who can go where with whom and not being alone with non-parent adult etc...., Not to mention training classes for adults in any leadership position as to what is allowed and not allowed. Now add in young girls to the mix? That complicates the 'rules' by a factor of 10.

Posted by: Ripley at October 12, 2017 12:28 AM (NbRJx)

511 All the guns were lost in a kayaking mishap

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at October 12, 2017 12:29 AM (nNQXS)

512 There will be no male spaces once it's all said and done, and all by design.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 12:30 AM (NWiLs)

513
I lost my "gun" in a terrible potted plant mishap.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 12:30 AM (8O3HH)

514 Goody, now it's a gun thread, took long enough

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at October 12, 2017 12:30 AM (nNQXS)

515 Well, the good news is that Drudge has a story up about a study reporting that bullying does not leave lasting psych scars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:31 AM (vuY5x)

516 On the bright side, with girls in the Boy Scouts, it would be a great place to introduce them to sammich making... with a merit badge of course.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 12, 2017 12:31 AM (x5WT1)

517 'comfort scouts'

I'm sure it sounds better in Japanese or Korean

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 12, 2017 12:32 AM (6FqZa)

518 Well boys should demand a place in the girl scouts now, hubba hubba

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at October 12, 2017 12:32 AM (nNQXS)

519 All the guns were lost in a kayaking mishap
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at October




You stow your gear externally?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:32 AM (vuY5x)

520 i did find this (fairly) reputable news story through The_Donald

nypost.com/2017/10/11/mandalay-bay-staffers-didnt-
call-cops-after-security-guard-was-shot/

color me NOT surprised.

and now, OFF to pick up pizza for dinner. Herself will be home "sometime" tonight.

i see a new delivery service in her employer's near future.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 12:32 AM (xsabZ)

521 Fake site.
Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:26 AM (cAnNx)

a fake site for fake news?

I didn't find any other collaborating stories so I guess you are correct.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:32 AM (P8951)

522 'comfort scouts'

I'm sure it sounds better in Japanese or Korean
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October




feels fine in any language.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:33 AM (vuY5x)

523 475 Well someone has to deserve to get it some time. WW2 Germany or Japan?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:15 AM (vuY5x)

Stalin's Russia. Mao's China. Pol Pot's Cambodia. Castro's Cuba

With a lot of these, there is a fine line on whether the people themselves deserved it (I lean toward no, beyond getting these assholes in power in the first place- and after a certain point, they have been punished enough) or just the leaders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 12:33 AM (rb1zT)

524 My condolences, Donna.


And sorry to the hordelings who grieve the loss of the BSA. I have two boys. I am not sure yet if they'll be going into the scouts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 12, 2017 12:33 AM (mhhUf)

525 It was a BIG kayak !

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at October 12, 2017 12:34 AM (nNQXS)

526 Well, that's it for me. I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 12, 2017 12:35 AM (vbvxt)

527 GGE!




Night

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:36 AM (vuY5x)

528 I'm out, cheers people

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at October 12, 2017 12:36 AM (nNQXS)

529 night The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:37 AM (vuY5x)

530 524 Fake site.
Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:26 AM (cAnNx)

a fake site for fake news?

I didn't find any other collaborating stories so I guess you are correct.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:32 AM (P8951)



You can tell by barebones nature of the site. CNN is shit but they're not going to have only 6 stories total on their international site and a really shitty "contact" page.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:39 AM (cAnNx)

531 How funny is it to have a dog or dogs living in your house?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:39 AM (vuY5x)

532 Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 12:32 AM (xsabZ)

Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 12, 2017 12:40 AM (3myMJ)

533 Well, technically, according to the Boy Scouts press release they girls in Boy Scouts will be referred to as Comfort Scouts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:28 AM (vuY5x)


Oh, please.

Girls are icky and have cooties!

Posted by: Scoutmaster Big Gay Al at October 12, 2017 12:41 AM (itfg0)

534 Oh, please.

Girls are icky and have cooties!
Posted by: Scoutmaster Big Gay Al at October




Heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:43 AM (vuY5x)

535 Between the 15 year-old scout babes and the homo scoutmasters I'm not sure whether I should run away shrieking or apply for membership.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 12, 2017 12:44 AM (1kkde)

536 Jimmy Carter should be arrested if he tries to leave the country for Korea. I've had it with this doofus and his uninterrupted string of foreign policy failures. Western Civilization will spend another hundred years getting out from under the fallout from all his mistakes.

Posted by: Socratese at October 12, 2017 12:44 AM (2GbWn)

537 "I just want to do what the Boy Scouts do -- earn the merit badges and earn the Eagle Award," [Sydney Ireland] told NBC News. "The Girl Scouts is a great organization, but it's just not the program that I want to be part of. I think girls should just have the opportunity to be a member of any organization they want regardless of gender."

We'll have to reduce any physical requirements so that the girls get their fair share of merit badges. We must not allow a merit badge gap!

Posted by: Rexxon at October 12, 2017 12:44 AM (/qEW2)

538 Panty raid merit badges.
Posted by: flounder


Good news: Your son got a panty raid merit badge.
Bad news: He tried on all the panties afterwards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:44 AM (eMKNe)

539 I've seen a couple of comments around here to the effect of, "Okay, I'm glad Trump won his little squabble with the NFL, but can he just get focused on something serious now?"

But a thought occurred to me today... this was something serious. It goes way beyond the NFL.

This whole thing was a shot across the bow of Republican #NeverTrumpers in Congress.

Trump just won a major PR battle against the frickin' NFL.

Do you think Dean Heller and Ben's Ass, for example, believe they're so much more popular than football that they'd fare better than Roger Goodell and His Kneelers in a PR war against President Trump?

No, their hubris isn't quite that overbearing.

Today, Mitch McConnell removed a major obstacle that was keeping a lot of Trump's judicial appointments from being confirmed. When Goodell waved the white flag, Senator Turkey-Neck saw the writing on the wall.

The timing of this move was not a coincidence.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 12, 2017 12:44 AM (3YxFh)

540 You can tell by barebones nature of the site.

Whois says it's in Ontario and it's for sale for $688.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2017 12:44 AM (H0quv)

541 I'm back. Had to take a shower.

Have yet another question for the horde.

It seems my right arm and hand has gotten rather weak over the past couple years. There are exercises to regain the strength, right?

And, how long do they take to work? I would assume a few years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:45 AM (eMKNe)

542 Between the 15 year-old scout babes and the homo scoutmasters I'm not sure whether I should run away shrieking or apply for membership.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October



Membership.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:45 AM (vuY5x)

543 "Girls are icky and have cooties!"

True.


My oldest is a ladies man, and is all over the ladies. In kindergarten! I make sure to warn him of cooties frequently.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 12, 2017 12:45 AM (mhhUf)

544 "Comfort-ably Dumb"



When I was a Scout I had a leader,
Her chest was swollen up like two balloons.
Now her daughter's joining with my son,
I can't explain, I do not understand,
Scouts is now not worth a damn,
They've become Comfort-ably dumb.


Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 12, 2017 12:45 AM (x5WT1)

545 Best skill I learned in the Scouts was apathy. Got a Merit Badge for it around here somewhere, maybe. I think it had a badly stitched facsimile of Alfred E. Neuman on it, missing an ear. Not sure.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 12, 2017 12:46 AM (RuIsu)

546 Snake bites are going to skyrocket on Boy Scout camping trips.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:46 AM (vuY5x)

547 ...but the server is in Australia. Ontario may just sort of be a dropbox to hide them.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2017 12:46 AM (H0quv)

548 First the MGM Grand Fire, now this. MGM must be feeling like they dodged a bullet in the Weinstein deal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:47 AM (58eZn)

549 Snake bites are going to skyrocket on Boy Scout camping trips.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:46 AM (vuY5x)

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"It was a hundred to one shot, doc!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 12, 2017 12:48 AM (1kkde)

550 I'm back. Had to take a shower.

Have yet another question for the horde.

It seems my right arm and hand has gotten rather weak over the past couple years. There are exercises to regain the strength, right?


...

Posted by: harvey weinstein at October 12, 2017 12:48 AM (6FqZa)

551 So, Movie Making and Photography merit badges are going to be really popular.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:48 AM (vuY5x)

552 It seems my right arm and hand has gotten rather weak over the past couple years. There are exercises to regain the strength, right?
----------

Does your vision seem to be failing also?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:48 AM (leCj4)

553 HARVEY: I DON'T WANT *YOUR* ADVICE THANKS. :-P

Geezaloo!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:48 AM (eMKNe)

554 >>>It seems my right arm and hand has gotten rather weak
over the past couple years. There are exercises to regain the strength,
right?



And, how long do they take to work? I would assume a few years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:45 AM (eMKNe)<<<

Curling.

But you'll want to go easy at first, start out with 1 to 2 lb weights, then work your way up to about 5 lb'ers.

Posted by: SCOAMF at October 12, 2017 12:48 AM (x5WT1)

555 Mike, where are you???

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:49 AM (eMKNe)

556 Interesting, the apparently fake CNN site was well done, at least in terms of the story. Better written than most journalistic things these days. And a decently credible story line.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2017 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

557 I once boinked a stripper on my bike -- it was her request... The vibration, fumes, and heat were unbearable and distracting but I managed to finish the job! I doubt that I could have done the deed were the bike running, though...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 11, 2017 11:14 PM (e9G8E)

Aaargh! Rum and coke out nose!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 12:49 AM (O848g)

558
It's funny. That's another thing testosterone does, the shot that puberty brings on. It just innoculates you against cooties.

After that, you just want to be covered in cooties.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 12:49 AM (8O3HH)

559 Trust me, if *that* was what was causing my right arm weakness, I would have been suffering from it for 30 years now. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:49 AM (eMKNe)

560 544 I'm back. Had to take a shower.

Have yet another question for the horde.

It seems my right arm and hand has gotten rather weak over the past couple years. There are exercises to regain the strength, right?

And, how long do they take to work? I would assume a few years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:45 AM (eMKNe)

Really? You're going to ask that? Here, of all places?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 12:49 AM (NWiLs)

561 Fake site.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:26 AM (cAnNx)



a fake site for fake news?



I didn't find any other collaborating stories so I guess you are correct.
---

Yes, fake. Many apologies for spreading fake news.

Go to the real CNN.

If you go there, you'll see there is NO CNN international.

If you search CNN international, you get CNN radio stuff. Not a website.

/sorry. I'm a sucker.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:50 AM (aT+Bx)

562 Insomniac, you're right. What was I thinking?!? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:50 AM (eMKNe)

563 Also for the record:

My right arm is weak, but not *that* weak. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:50 AM (eMKNe)

564 Mike, where are you???
Posted by: qdpsteve
------

Western NC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2017 12:51 AM (leCj4)

565 I'm back. Had to take a shower.

Have yet another question for the horde.

It seems my right arm and hand has gotten rather weak over the past couple years. There are exercises to regain the strength, right?

And, how long do they take to work? I would assume a few years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October




Penile implants, you need to work with heavier weights.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:51 AM (vuY5x)

566 >>>I'm back. Had to take a shower.



Have yet another question for the horde.



It seems my right arm and hand has gotten rather weak over the past
couple years. There are exercises to regain the strength, right?



And, how long do they take to work? I would assume a few years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:45 AM (eMKNe)<<<

Liar. We saw you working out your right hand in the shower.

Posted by: the ghosts that watch you fap at October 12, 2017 12:51 AM (x5WT1)

567 Oh great, I'm going to be the next Harvey. Wunnerful.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:51 AM (eMKNe)

568 Mike, no wonder I couldn't see you :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:52 AM (eMKNe)

569 It seems my right arm and hand has gotten rather weak over the past
couple years. There are exercises to regain the strength, right?



And, how long do they take to work? I would assume a few years.
--

This was explained in the Simpon's episode where Homer buys a dumbbell and starts going to arm wrestling competitions.

Short story: buy a 5lb dumbbell.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:52 AM (aT+Bx)

570 I don't laugh at California. I feel sad when I think of the idiots who are ruining it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:52 AM (P8951)

571
That's another thing testosterone does. Builds muscles. My doc decided I was a pansy and so has been shooting me up with the shit every so often.

Strange I've been noticing some muscle development. Calves and abs a bit.

But then one I don't really get. Take your arm. Now make a back and forth motion with your hand. Sort of a pumping motion. Observe the muscles that do that.

The one of my right arm, and my left too, are just getting YUGE. What could that be, I wonder?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 12:52 AM (8O3HH)

572 Shibumi you really need to cut back on the 4chan stuff. We don't want to have to hold an intervention for you. I mean Muldoon would right down his speech to you in limerick form. And do you really want that?

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:53 AM (cAnNx)

573 I post Top Five list after Top Five list, and what do I get? Crickets.

But post ONE innocent little question about right arm weakness in the shower and I'm an honorary Weinstein brother. Life's not fair dammit! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

574 shibumi, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

575 publius, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:54 AM (eMKNe)

576 write not right.

Its been a long week.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:54 AM (cAnNx)

577 * door bangs open *

"Don't cook bacon naked."

Sure, that's easy to say. But have you ever tried to dress each slice before cooking it? Tying the little neckties is especially time-consuming.

Posted by: mindful webworker's grease bucket at October 12, 2017 12:54 AM (d/5DH)

578 >>>I post Top Five list after Top Five list, and what do I get? Crickets.



But post ONE innocent little question about right arm weakness in
the shower and I'm an honorary Weinstein brother. Life's not fair
dammit! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:53 AM (eMKNe)<<<

Well, at least you'll have material for a Top 5 List of "Moron ways to increase your arm strength".

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 12, 2017 12:55 AM (x5WT1)

579 This was explained in the Simpon's episode where Homer buys a dumbbell and starts going to arm wrestling competitions.

Short story: buy a 5lb dumbbell.
Posted by: shibumi at October




What is 205 pounds of dummy going to do that 200 pounds can't?

sarc//

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 12:55 AM (vuY5x)

580 good night horde. and yes, i am sorry about the BSA decision as well. All I can hope is that as old institutions fall normal people will be able to form new ones.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 12, 2017 12:55 AM (P8951)

581 I give.

Have gone back generations and still can't find the meaning of ONT.

Rentonjim

Posted by: Jim Carlson at October 12, 2017 12:55 AM (7Njpm)

582 AoP - Watch your back pal, there's perv's on the loose out there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2017 11:29 PM (58eZn)

(files chainsaw)

I ain't skeered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 12:56 AM (O848g)

583 Oh, and for all of you about to cook bacon naked: I salute you!

(*qdpsteve goes to eTrade, invests more money in icepack, burn ward and Neosporin futures*)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:56 AM (eMKNe)

584 indifferent penguin: true! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:57 AM (eMKNe)

585 The one of my right arm, and my left too, are just getting YUGE. What could that be, I wonder?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 12:52 AM (8O3HH)

Using the reverse overhand European grip? That should even out muscle development.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 12:57 AM (rb1zT)

586 ONT = Only Nudes Typing

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 12, 2017 12:58 AM (mhhUf)

587 Have gone back generations and still can't find the meaning of ONT.

?! Open Overnight Thread. Please see the assless chaps discussion if you have any concerns about the abbreviation.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2017 12:58 AM (H0quv)

588 I have no bacon to cook at present. This is sad. But at the current absurd prices I might as well start my own hog farm.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 12:58 AM (NWiLs)

589 WEINSTEIN =

Wanking
Everywhere
Is
Not
Sane
To
Engage
In
Nitwit

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 12:59 AM (eMKNe)

590 Do you think Dean Heller and Ben's Ass, for example, believe they're so much more popular than football that they'd fare better than Roger Goodell and His Kneelers in a PR war against President Trump?

No, their hubris isn't quite that overbearing.

Today, Mitch McConnell removed a major obstacle that was keeping a lot of Trump's judicial appointments from being confirmed. When Goodell waved the white flag, Senator Turkey-Neck saw the writing on the wall.

The timing of this move was not a coincidence.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 12, 2017 12:44 AM (3YxFh)


At least Dean Heller isn't that Democrat good luck charm that is Danny Tarkanian...

Posted by: Anyone But Tarkanian at October 12, 2017 12:59 AM (itfg0)

591 Yeah, TJ's doesn't have the bacon ends anymore. No way I'm paying $5 for 12 oz. of bacon, sorry.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2017 12:59 AM (H0quv)

592 Shibumi you really need to cut back on the 4chan stuff. We don't want
to have to hold an intervention for you. I mean Muldoon would right
down his speech to you in limerick form. And do you really want that?
---

A limerick speech.

That would not be pleasant.

Maybe I just need to find more cute/heartwarming cat sites. That should keep me out of trouble.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:00 AM (aT+Bx)

593 591 I have no bacon to cook at present. This is sad. But at the current absurd prices I might as well start my own hog farm.
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 12:58 AM (NWiLs)

Kroger has sales on their thick cut 3lb size in this neck of the woods occasionally. Usually for $9 (normal price $18, I think.) Not bad, and you can stick it in the freezer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 01:00 AM (rb1zT)

594 Participation merit badges for everyone.

Posted by: the Wizard of Oz at October 12, 2017 01:00 AM (/qEW2)

595 128 -- Grump: Don't give up. Years ago, my husband's demented aunt took a swing at him, missed, and fell, breaking her hip. When the rescue squad got to the house, as they were loading her into the gurney, someone asked her how she had fallen. She pointed right at my husband and screeched that he had pushed her. He had a couple of interviews with the social workers before they came to the conclusion that there was nobody home up there.

Anyway, we thought for sure she couldn't survive the surgury, but, son of a gun, she made it. The operation was a success, the follow up rehab treatment was great, and she came home for a couple more years. So keep your fingers crossed. The odd miracle has been known to happen.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at October 12, 2017 01:00 AM (OuwCc)

596
Wanking

Everywhere

Is

Not

Sane

To

Engage

In

Nitwit
---

LOL.

Nice qdpsteve.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:00 AM (aT+Bx)

597 shibumi, thanks.

It's a bit that James Corden invented, claiming *everything* is an acronym.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 01:01 AM (eMKNe)

598 BTW... has anyone tried bacon mayo?

I saw it today in the store and I'm... curious.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:01 AM (aT+Bx)

599 601 BTW... has anyone tried bacon mayo?

I saw it today in the store and I'm... curious.
Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:01 AM (aT+Bx)

Might be interesting to use for deviled eggs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 01:02 AM (rb1zT)

600 Today, Mitch McConnell removed a major obstacle that
was keeping a lot of Trump's judicial appointments from being
confirmed. When Goodell waved the white flag, Senator Turkey-Neck saw
the writing on the wall.

The timing of this move was not a coincidence.




=============

This seems correct... there is no such thing as a "distraction" in this battle against progressivism. Every battle matters.

Posted by: redbanzai at October 12, 2017 01:02 AM (FTXAT)

601 Well, there used to be a CNN International, at least. It's what you saw overseas. Not sure if they've discontinued that channel.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2017 01:02 AM (QDnY+)

602 Might be interesting to use for deviled eggs.
--

I was thinking "sammiches."

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:03 AM (aT+Bx)

603 You should start playing table tennis with your weak arm. Everyone knows table tennis probably the most strenuous and taxing of sports. Ghengis Khan had his men practice fro combat by making paddles out of live ducks and playing with the nuts of their vanquished uniced enemies.

Lots of parents have started withdrawing their kids from table tennis leagues, which the New York Times recently referred to as the gladiator games of today. Well, except for the girls joining the Boy Scouts and boys wrasslin' teams cause they are fucking tough as nails.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 01:03 AM (vuY5x)

604 It's only a matter of time before Starbucks announces a Bacon Latte.

Just. You. Watch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 01:03 AM (eMKNe)

605 y5, thanks. :-)

And I have a table too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 01:03 AM (eMKNe)

606 Our local Costco has Hemplers, a local brand, 2 lbs. for $12'ish, and they have been carrying pork bellies, as has cash-n-carry. People on the local hunting site have been making their own. Been meaning to do that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 12, 2017 01:04 AM (mhhUf)

607
It's only a matter of time before Starbucks announces a Bacon Latte.



Just. You. Watch.
--

Only in non-Muslim countries.

"Haram."

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:04 AM (aT+Bx)

608 I presume bacon mayo would be a big improvement over regular mayo, Shibumi.

I'm not a big fan of mayo, personally. As far as I'm concerned, it's just that stuff that makes all the filling slide right out of my sandwich when I try to take a bite.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 12, 2017 01:04 AM (3YxFh)

609 has anyone tried bacon mayo?

I saw it today in the store and I'm... curious.
Posted by: shibumi at October



Likely disgusting, like bacon creamcheese, disgusting greasy mess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 01:05 AM (vuY5x)

610 ONT = Only Nudes Typing

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 12, 2017 12:58 AM (mhhUf)


Just because the ONT is a pants-free zone doesn't mean anyone isn't wearing anything else... like a hat.

Posted by: The Socially Dressed per se Hat at October 12, 2017 01:06 AM (itfg0)

611
Well, there used to be a CNN International, at least. It's what you saw
overseas. Not sure if they've discontinued that channel.
---

A tv channel, sure.

NOT a separate website.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:06 AM (aT+Bx)

612 I'm not a big fan of mayo, personally. As far as I'm concerned, it's
just that stuff that makes all the filling slide right out of my
sandwich when I try to take a bite.
---

Yeah, I'm more of a "mustard" person.

The jar was large, and it wasn't intriguing enough to spend a few bucks on.

Now if was a small jar for a buck... maybe.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:07 AM (aT+Bx)

613 Never dated girls that were on the wrestling team, boys or girls. Seemed slap and tickle would be less fun if she starts trying to check your oil in the middle of everything. Equally upsetting if she checked her own oil.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 01:08 AM (vuY5x)

614 604 Well, there used to be a CNN International, at least. It's what you saw overseas. Not sure if they've discontinued that channel.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2017 01:02 AM (QDnY+)



If you go to CNN.com on the top right you'll probably see US Edition and a + sign. Click the + and a dropdown appears where you can change it to International edition.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 01:08 AM (cAnNx)

615 Fake site.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 12:26 AM (cAnNx)

That's two just this evening where fake is being pushed to try to get people posting/tweeting fakes that will be used to discredit them a sources. Some people are getting worried that there's truth leaking out. Best to bring disrepute on those who might report it. Smoke - mirrors - disinformation.

Posted by: geoffb at October 12, 2017 01:09 AM (zOpu5)

616 I would like Donny Two-Scoops to come out tomorrow and say this:

"This Weinstein fellah is absolute scum. Let's stop talking about the bastard. What I want to know is what the holy hell is going on with the Vegas Shooter investigation!"

I am enjoying watching Hollywood squirm, but I am more interested in what the heck is going on there. It seems to get more bizarre as time goes by.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 01:09 AM (rb1zT)

617 It'd be interesting to find out where these fake sites come from.

I'm sure some are Russian, but all of them? Wouldn't surprise me if NSA is behind some as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 01:09 AM (eMKNe)

618 So is Bill Cosby kind of dickish in this clip?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YotlNRCrFbQ

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2017 01:10 AM (vuY5x)

619 He's at a perv-farm. Article said he "had a change of heart" but he may have had a change of passport status.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 11, 2017 11:54 PM (3myMJ)

Exclusive photo of Weinstein at AZ Perv Ranch:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9lkhnj2

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 01:10 AM (O848g)

620
Local big chain sometimes has bacon ends, I get those. Cheap. Another big chain has their thick-cut on sale sometimes, not a bad deal. What I look for and haven't seen in a while (usually at TJ's when I see it) is salami ends/pieces. About half the price of the normal package for exactly the same stuff that takes about 10 min. to separate/cut/sort out.

So I get the impression Heller could be made useful as a weak invisible sort of sheep? If the Senate GOP is improved (Corker gone, Flake gone, McCain gone, a few more), and a few of the most ridiculous Dem incumbents can be harvested (from states where they rely on voter stupidity and lies to be elected), then Heller will do as he's told? How could Tarkanian be worse?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2017 01:10 AM (QDnY+)

621 AOP, everyone knows all the best perv farms are in Europe. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 01:11 AM (eMKNe)

622 Ah, Shibumi... I, too, am a mustard person. A pity you aren't single; I'd suggest we get a sub together and eat it from opposite ends and have a Lady And The Tramp moment in the middle.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 12, 2017 01:11 AM (3YxFh)

623 i can get really good bacon from Fart and Smile for $3.50/lb.

the name brand stuff is $4.50-6.00 or more.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 01:12 AM (xsabZ)

624 y5: Bill Cosby actually has, for a long time, had a kind of Jerry Lewis demeanor behind the scenes. *Very* controlling, critical, hard on others.

He was also known for a long time, for being ridiculously defensive during interviews, even ones where nothing controversial or contentious was discussed. I remember TV Guide reporting that their reporters hated going to the set to interview him when The Cosby Show was on. He didn't like people asking him anything about anything, period.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 01:13 AM (eMKNe)

625 Breaking news-Police Arrest Mandalay Security Guard Jesus Compos as Second Shoter In Las Vegas Massacre.

http://tinyurl.com/yajp8ppv






Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 12:04 AM (aT+Bx)

Ho. Leee. Fook.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 01:15 AM (O848g)

626 Hey Harv! How 'bout a puddinnngggggggg pop?!?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 12, 2017 01:16 AM (eMKNe)

627 pizza in belly, evil one on the way home...

soon the house lions will be doing the "where have you been we're starving?" routine

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 01:16 AM (xsabZ)

628 Just because the ONT is a pants-free zone doesn't mean anyone isn't wearing anything else... like a hat.Posted by: The Socially Dressed per se Hat at October 12, 2017 01:06 AM (itfg0)--- i never go *ANYWHERE* without my Army certified "bad attitude"*

*true story: it's all there in my eval from PLDC back in mid-80s... although they used the term "proper attitude" to describe what i needed to allegedly develop.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 01:19 AM (xsabZ)

629 Congrats, Yankeefans. I did not see that coming, but I knew it was a distinct possibility.

Well-Won, New Yorkers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 12, 2017 01:21 AM (Ckg4U)

630 Just when I thought I'd heard everything...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubR9cXWkXv8

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2017 01:23 AM (eMKNe)

631 Ah, Shibumi... I, too, am a mustard person. A pity you aren't single;
I'd suggest we get a sub together and eat it from opposite ends and have
a Lady And The Tramp moment in the middle
---

But I am single.

However, I'm in Michigan, so I am not Geographically Desirable.


Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:23 AM (aT+Bx)

632
Ho. Leee. Fook.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 01:15 AM
--

To recap:

Fake news.

I'm a sucker.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:24 AM (aT+Bx)

633 campos - holee shite

nobody else is reporting this - but maybe it just happened...

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2017 01:24 AM (V2Yro)

634 okay I checked every other outlet - no campos story

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2017 01:25 AM (V2Yro)

635 Okay, about that cancer thing. Susan Komen can bite my ass, and not in a good way. They support Planned Parenthood, which means they are payign or poor women to collect birth control pills, which lead to....wait for it....breast cancer. They also support abortion, which leads to.....wait for it....breast cancer. Every dollar you send to them leads to a dead baby and a cancerous woman.

My DH was just diagnosed with thyroid cancer, and not the easy kind. Like we need more of that around.

Soooo... I'm busily making a couple of St. Peregrine Chaplets and adding yet another saint medal to my rosary, as if it wasn't already something of a bludgeon, it's so loaded. I'm firing off plenty of prayers, so if you need some, just ask. St. Paul said to pray unceasingly. I'm not sure he meant this, but why not?

I've got until the end of the month to pray before surgery ( to take out the other half of the thyroid), and then a couple of weeks to heal that mess and then radiation therapy, and then scans, and then? Lots of praying. Likely to need new knees after this.

Honestly, God, when did I ask for this?

Oh, you didn't ask me. You just let it come.

Alrighty, then.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2017 01:26 AM (NXsWM)

636 To quote the character "Michone" from "The Walking Dead"...

4Chan... sometimes you can be out there too long.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 12, 2017 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)

637 So I get the impression Heller could be made useful as a weak invisible sort of sheep? If the Senate GOP is improved (Corker gone, Flake gone, McCain gone, a few more), and a few of the most ridiculous Dem incumbents can be harvested (from states where they rely on voter stupidity and lies to be elected), then Heller will do as he's told? How could Tarkanian be worse?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2017 01:10 AM (QDnY+)


Tarkanian is an egotistical twat who occasionally wins primaries based on his famous family name... but in the end has demonstrated election after election after election that he will lose because he's a loser.

Heller aside, Tarkanian would almost certainly ensure that another hand-puppet of Harry Reid get's a de facto life-time appointment to the U. S. Senate.

It isn't about Trump or Heller or anyone else.

It is about stopping a disaster from becoming a bigger disaster.

After all, Tarkanian's primary Senate run in 2010 is what assured that the GOP nomination went to a Black Helicopter lunatic...

Posted by: [EXPLITIVE DELETED] Lil' Tark at October 12, 2017 01:27 AM (itfg0)

638 Oh, I thought you weren't single, Shibumi! That changes things. The geographic thing is an issue, but if you were to flee your bankrupt state as it reverts to territory status, well, maybe Colorado would be worth considering as a place to flee to.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 12, 2017 01:27 AM (3YxFh)

639 I feel prescient

I was speculating elsewhere that the Security guard was the real shooter, killed Paddock, then shot himself to cover up and get out.

Paddock was "set up", thinking he was a straw buyer for guns (why he had all that hardware up in his room, and only two rifles were used). Then somebody came in and shot Paddock, did the sniping, and got out.

If Campos was the "second shooter", he covered up by shooting himself, and the police themselves took him out of the building.

But this is only make believe.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 12, 2017 01:28 AM (S6Pax)

640 the one time Harvey W WAS able to control himself...

https://IMGur.com/wG8zuX1

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 01:28 AM (xsabZ)

641 Interesting sidebar news item on the Lady who got fired for calling women pretty in a tweet. I especially like how the author managed to get in a jibe at Trump.

This is literally reminding me of Church.

Priest: The Lord's Peace be with you.
Congregation: And also with you.

Author of story:
Author: X did Y
Editor: You'll remember Trump did Y -but worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 01:29 AM (rb1zT)

642 Maybe I just need to find more cute/heartwarming cat sites. That should keep me out of trouble.
Posted by: shibumi


Trouble waiting to happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cY3l9CEtRQ

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 12, 2017 01:30 AM (S6Pax)

643 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 12, 2017 01:28 AM (S6Pax)

Interesting theory. I hate that we are getting such shitty, conflicting and non-existent info on this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 01:31 AM (rb1zT)

644 Please research pectasol-c re. cancer presurgery. I am taking it daily and will continue to do so until I depart from this vale of tears (hopefully, not real soon).

Posted by: stonecutter at October 12, 2017 01:33 AM (bz7wZ)

645 Well, I'm out for the evening. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 12, 2017 01:33 AM (3YxFh)

646
My DH was just diagnosed with thyroid cancer, and not the easy kind. Like we need more of that around.



Soooo... I'm busily making a couple of St. Peregrine Chaplets and
adding yet another saint medal to my rosary, as if it wasn't already
something of a bludgeon, it's so loaded. I'm firing off plenty of
prayers, so if you need some, just ask. St. Paul said to pray
unceasingly. I'm not sure he meant this, but why not?



I've got until the end of the month to pray before surgery ( to take
out the other half of the thyroid), and then a couple of weeks to heal
that mess and then radiation therapy, and then scans, and then? Lots of
praying. Likely to need new knees after this.



Honestly, God, when did I ask for this?



Oh, you didn't ask me. You just let it come.



Alrighty, then.
---

I'm so sorry tcn.

{{hugs}}

My mom went through two bouts of lung cancer; the second one took her life.

Prayer is really all you can do.

And please remember: medicine is an art, not a science. 9 out of 10 times X might happen, but no doctor can guarantee that you or your loved one is not the 1 out of that 10.

So there is always hope.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:33 AM (aT+Bx)

647 the Campos story is BS.

4chan isn't discussing it, at last look, except ONE story about Campos not having a social media profile... but so what?


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 01:33 AM (xsabZ)

648 G'Night, Prothonotary.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 12, 2017 01:33 AM (Ckg4U)

649
To recap:

Fake news.

I'm a sucker.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:24 AM (aT+Bx)

The link fooled me, too. But you corrected it real quick, too. Good on ya.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 01:34 AM (O848g)

650 okay I checked every other outlet - no campos story
---

No, it's fake news.

I got suckered.

I searched it first as well, but just thought "oh, no one has it yet."

No one has it because its totally fake!

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:34 AM (aT+Bx)

651 Make your own Bacon Mayo from the grease from cooking bacon.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/443kt3r

Posted by: X-ray at October 12, 2017 01:34 AM (gIrSo)

652 Speaking of Jimmy Carter, which should be done as seldom as possible, I had a bumper sticker on a Ford Pinto. It read "Don't blame me, I voted for Ford."

It got some dirty looks at first. But as Peanut's cluster fuck of an administration continued, people asked where they could get one.

Posted by: JTB at October 12, 2017 01:35 AM (V+03K)

653 Tired. Time for bed.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*flips light switch*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 12, 2017 01:35 AM (Ckg4U)

654 #633 wasn't that guy a drug addict pedo?

Posted by: torabora at October 12, 2017 01:35 AM (6dFYM)

655 If the Girl Scouts is really that bad, it would be heartless to allow them to languish there. The Boy Scouts should be an "open borders" organization. Letting girls enter would be an act of love.

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at October 12, 2017 01:36 AM (/qEW2)

656 4Chan... sometimes you can be out there too long.
--

Here's the funny part: I went to the link, clicked it and went OMG. Searched for a bit, thought it was fresh news and then posted here.

Then went back to 4chan where they said... "you're stupid, this is fake."

/I'm stupid.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:36 AM (aT+Bx)

657 e geographic thing is an issue, but if you were to flee your bankrupt
state as it reverts to territory status, well, maybe Colorado would be
worth considering as a place to flee to.

Just a thought.
--

I shall definitely keep it in mind.

One never knows when you're going to have to flee from your state and start a life under a new identity.

And from what I've seen, Colorado is pretty. Reminded me of Tahoe.

Posted by: shibumi at October 12, 2017 01:38 AM (aT+Bx)

658 well...

isn't THIS interesting, if true?

reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/75rfjx/jesus

_campos_is_not_registered_in_security/

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 01:45 AM (xsabZ)

659 662 I'm just going to drop this link. No other commentary is needed.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/fortysomethings- are-the-new-club-kids-1507732221
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 12, 2017 01:42 AM (XFue2)

Not for me. I'm just hoping to eke out an existence while I run the clock out on the rest of my life.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 01:48 AM (NWiLs)

660 Well I'm all by myself. Guess that means I should go. Night.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 01:51 AM (NWiLs)

661 Good evening everyone

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 01:52 AM (IDhUW)

662 622 "Exclusive photo of Weinstein at AZ Perv Ranch:"

Ai yi yi.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 12, 2017 01:53 AM (3myMJ)

663 Well I'm all by myself. Guess that means I should go. Night.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 12, 2017 01:51 AM (NWiLs)

Niters, Som.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 01:53 AM (O848g)

664 Not alone Insomniac, just trying to hammer out some paperwork.

I also like Hillary's statement which is essentially: I gave at the office (she already donates 10% of her income- yeah, right- and will use this to donate to appropriate causes?)

Why do I have serious doubts that Hillary donates 10% of anything to charity?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 01:55 AM (rb1zT)

665 >>Then went back to 4chan where they said... "you're
>> stupid, this is fake."

>> /I'm stupid.

If no one else would read, I'd tell you some of the things I've fallen for, conclusions I've jumped to, and just flat out wrong theories I've come up, and embarrassed the hell out of myself with. Some of them are quite painful to recall.

It's uh, like normal humans. It's being in the intellectual arena. You're going to get your ass handed to you sometimes.

The difference between that and real stupid idiots is learning from it, and being able to say the three words that are so hard to say: "I was wrong".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 01:55 AM (8O3HH)

666 Why do I have serious doubts that Hillary donates 10% of anything to charity?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 01:55 AM (rb1zT)

The Clinton Foundation is a "charity".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 01:56 AM (O848g)

667 Not arrested but he, Campos, supposedly is going on Hannity tomorrow night.

http://tinyurl.com/y8byj7zf


Posted by: geoffb at October 12, 2017 01:58 AM (zOpu5)

668
OMG, Uncle Harv is whacking on a cactus, now?

That's dangerous. But, just come uppance for Uncle Harv.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 01:59 AM (8O3HH)

669 My DH was just diagnosed with thyroid cancer, and not the easy kind. Like we need more of that around.

Of course I'll offer thoughts & prayers, not only from myself but also on behalf of my sister's elementary school class.

But I'd like to add that one of the best teachers I've ever had had to go through thyroid cancer, and she survived and was able to, because of that, not only be a blessing upon my self, but hundreds if not thousands of others.

F**k cancer.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2017 01:59 AM (itfg0)

670 671 Why do I have serious doubts that Hillary donates 10% of anything to charity?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 01:55 AM (rb1zT)

The Clinton Foundation is a "charity".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 01:56 AM (O848g)



Bill Clinton wrote off donating his old underwear as a charitable donation.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 02:01 AM (cAnNx)

671
Meremortal, some encouraging inklings on NFL gotterdammerung. Some player saying there will be "an uproar" if owners make players do the normal thing during the anthem.

I really think another step Trump should take is to have DOD direct no more support (flyovers, color guards) for NFL games or events. And also look at ending DOD advertizing via ads during NFL games.

The variously stupid, and racist, players, and stupid owners really should be forced to eat their own cooking. Course after course. Much dark entertainment unfolding before us.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2017 02:01 AM (QDnY+)

672 The difference between that and real stupid idiots is learning from it, and being able to say the three words that are so hard to say: "I was wrong".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 01:55 AM (8O3HH)

This.

One of my favorite bits from the internet was the piece: No one has any idea what they are doing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 02:01 AM (rb1zT)

673 Who is 'Moldylocks'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 02:02 AM (rb1zT)

674 Pepe,

Who is Moldylocks?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 02:02 AM (8O3HH)

675 Can we not have direct links to porn sites posted in the comments. Even occasionally mentioning the sites gets ace blocked by some work filters.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 02:03 AM (cAnNx)

676 Who is Moldylocks?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 02:02 AM (8O3HH)

Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 02:04 AM (O848g)

677 Especially one that is getting headlines for having malware on it. And when you're a porn site and getting national headlines for having malware that's pretty bad.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 02:04 AM (cAnNx)

678 >> Can we not have direct links to porn sites posted in
>> the comments.

I was sort of wondering if the management would appreciate that. If the readers want to find something on such sites, just give enough information for them to find it themselves, without any direct links, I would think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 02:05 AM (8O3HH)

679 The title should be Whwre Have Alll The Good Men Gone?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe


Well, for one, Buzzion is dead.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 12, 2017 02:06 AM (S6Pax)

680 Powerful picture at top. Overlaps Sonobi ad on my pad.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 12, 2017 02:07 AM (e1mEI)

681 Who is 'Moldylocks'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 02:02 AM (rb1zT)


You don't want to know...

Posted by: The Bleaching Hat at October 12, 2017 02:07 AM (itfg0)

682 Debbie Wasserman Schultz?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 02:04 AM (O848g)

Well, I am glad for once to be at work on a work computer and not be able to open that portal to hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 02:07 AM (m4mC7)

683 As Will Rogers was wont to say, Good judgment frequently comes from bad judgment.

If you cannot say "Oh shit, that was me," at least a couple of times a day, you are not being honest or human.

Forgiveness starts with you, about you. Then God will come in and take care of the rest.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 12, 2017 02:08 AM (NXsWM)

684
I've found out who Moldylocks is. Some antifa, SJW gal who got into some sort of fight at some of the protests. I think 4Chan dubbed her Moldylocks and have been going after her.

Turns out she does porn/web camming shit. And has appeared on "hairy" sites. Now, whether that's just the usual, or whether it's hairy pits and crap, I'm not going to find out.

Nope, Mr. Happy isn't interested in watching this one.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 02:11 AM (8O3HH)

685 "Have courage for the great sorrows in life and Patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously Accomplished your daily task Go to sleep in peace. God is awake." victor Hugo

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 02:12 AM (IDhUW)

686 >> I apologize for breaking the rules. I'll describe next
>> time where material can be found.

I don't know if it's explicitly against any black letter rules, such as any exist here, but I wouldn't think it advisable. Just wouldn't want porn links around in the content.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 02:12 AM (8O3HH)

687 694 >> I apologize for breaking the rules. I'll describe next
>> time where material can be found.

I don't know if it's explicitly against any black letter rules, such as any exist here, but I wouldn't think it advisable. Just wouldn't want porn links around in the content.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 02:12 AM (8O3HH)



Common sense shouldn't need to be a rule.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 02:14 AM (cAnNx)

688 Moldylocks is a younger antifa girl with dreadlocks who tried to play the victim card but was really an instigator of violence. It's good she is being called on it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 02:22 AM (IDhUW)

689 MisHum,
I love that picture. It is gorgeous.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 02:23 AM (NKOy9)

690 cheerful thought: i wonder how many NFL players that thought they still had a fair number of years left in their careers will find out next spring that their options aren't being picked up, and that no one is interested in them as a free agent?

i'll bet a few otherwise promising college players will be stunned when they either aren't drafted at all, or go much further down the list than they thought they would, too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 02:23 AM (xsabZ)

691 Common sense shouldn't need to be a rule.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 02:14 AM (cAnNx)

---

yer new on this planet, ain't ya?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 02:27 AM (xsabZ)

692 Sorry to hear about the cancer tcn

May God give you strength and peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 02:28 AM (IDhUW)

693 grabbed the PH link, to check out tomorrow.

last night's misery is kicking my ass right about now.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 02:32 AM (xsabZ)

694 Well, bed time for Peons. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 12, 2017 02:35 AM (O848g)

695 I for one welcome the demise of the NFL.

Now soccer can take its rightful spot as the most beloved sport in the US. Right redc1c4?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 02:35 AM (IDhUW)

696 grabbed the PH link, to check out tomorrow.

last night's misery is kicking my ass right about now.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 02:32 AM (xsabZ)


Tomorrow will be worse.

The day after that even more worse.

But for now... there is always Val-U-Rite...

Posted by: The Drinky Hat at October 12, 2017 02:36 AM (itfg0)

697 And with that cheerful thought hopefully I'll be able to fall asleep.

Good night all.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 02:37 AM (IDhUW)

698 703 I for one welcome the demise of the NFL.

Now soccer can take its rightful spot as the most beloved sport in the US. Right redc1c4?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 02:35 AM (IDhUW)



US didn't qualify for the World Cup for the first time in a long time. Tell that to people tomorrow see how many care.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 02:38 AM (cAnNx)

699 Redcic4,
It seems like I'm missing letter in your name, if so, I'm sorry.
I have gum/tooth infection & fell asleep after 2 pm & and cannot concentrate.

I'd love it if all those overpaid NFL were kicked out
Now. Mark Levin for the 10-15 minutes I had him on said what rule the Asshats broke by sitting or kneeling during Our National Anthem, unfortunately I did not write it down. Good night. I can barely keep my eyes open.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 02:40 AM (NKOy9)

700 How many people even know? I only know bc I read it here, but I really enjoy watching the World Cup, in part bc of the nationalism of the nations playing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 02:44 AM (IDhUW)

701 Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2017 02:01 AM (QDnY+)

Heh. I can't predict what the President will do.

But for the NFL and the players, I still predict...pain.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 12, 2017 02:51 AM (3myMJ)

702 Heh. I can't predict what the President will do.

But for the NFL and the players, I still predict...pain.
Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at October 12, 2017 02:51 AM (3myMJ)

This is kind of like baseball before and after the strike, right? It is the same kind of churlish behavior (although in this case I think it is worse because the players are literally insulting the fans, not just wanting more money- which everyone can at least sympathize with.)

Has baseball recovered since?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 12, 2017 02:57 AM (rb1zT)

703 what on earth is a "world's cup"?

sounds like something you'd drink paddy water out of

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 02:58 AM (xsabZ)

704 I feel like I am drunk, but I haven't had anything to drink.
I wonder if I will
Feel better if I have glass of wine?
It is 2:50 EDT & might have one.
I am going to be sick to my stomach later because it is
making all noises. Today is first time in a week I have
tried to eat & only ate less than half of best restaurant
delivery of eggplant Parmesan. I tell them to skip
Pasta because I throw it away. It's funny how one's appetite
Changes because I used to love pasta & now I don't
Like it.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 02:58 AM (NKOy9)

705 Carol: it's redc "One"c"Four" ... think cervical vertebrae in medical abbreviations.

hardly the end of the world, regardless.

i'm for bed.

hasta, y'all!

and please, tonight, no car chases, no earthquakes, just something resembling restful sleep.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 12, 2017 03:03 AM (xsabZ)

706 Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 02:58 AM (NKOy9)

That doesn't sound right or good at all. You need to see a Doctor ASAP.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 03:13 AM (sf2BM)

707 Redc1c4,
I hope i got it right now.

If not maybe antibiotics will kick in, hopefully. I was OD them taking 300 mg 4x day for 2 days, I called oral surgeon monday & he told me to srop them. Now I am taking one 150 mg. 4 times a day.
Thank you to Tim & two others who helped me post when I kept receiving Red Error 500.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 03:19 AM (NKOy9)

708 I kept receiving Red Error 500.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 03:19 AM (NKOy9)

Is that all fixed now?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 03:30 AM (sf2BM)

709 I apologize for doing nothing but complain.

I cannot stand when people do anything but complain.


I will skipONT If all I am Going to do is complain.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 03:31 AM (NKOy9)

710 Night all.

Here is the "Low Country" version of "Seriously Mysteriously" by The Sword:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3p3DBZ4CvU

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2017 03:33 AM (itfg0)

711 I will skipONT If all I am Going to do is complain.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 03:31 AM (NKOy9)

I would not worry about it. Post whatever you want to.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 03:42 AM (sf2BM)

712 Tim,
I had that error when I try to use, but not always, contractions for words like do not. Sometimes they are fine, others not.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 03:43 AM (NKOy9)

713 Sorry you're not feeling well Carol.

No sleep here for me, and too late to take anything and function reasonably in the morning.

What is paddy water?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 12, 2017 03:45 AM (IDhUW)

714
720 Tim,
I had that error when I try to use, but not always, contractions for words like do not. Sometimes they are fine, others not.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 03:43 AM (NKOy9



Settings, General, Keyboards, Turn off Smart Punctuation.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2017 04:04 AM (cAnNx)

715 I give 10% @ drink 100 proof! *hic!*

Posted by: Hillary @ 4am at October 12, 2017 04:11 AM (bc2Lc)

716 I give 10% @ drink 100 proof! *hic!*

Posted by: Hillary @ 4am at October 12, 2017 04:11 AM (bc2Lc)

Lay off the sauce hillz.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 04:12 AM (sf2BM)

717 Buzzion,
Thank you, I sis that last wednesday.



I cannot stand people that do nothing but complain.

I want to adopt Lexi:
http://tinyurl.com/y7ue5vtr

They have 6 week old babies, but they expect you to buy two at $500, and I did not Know kittens could get feline version of AIDs.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 04:22 AM (NKOy9)

718 They have 6 week old babies, but they expect you to buy two at $500, and I did not Know kittens could get feline version of AIDs.

Posted by: Carol at October 12, 2017 04:22 AM (NKOy9)

That sounds more like a mill than anything else.

The shelters around here, kitten adoptions are around $100
but 3 or 4 times a year you can adopt at $5 dollars each. Those times are very popular and they usually run out of kittens fast.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 04:28 AM (sf2BM)

719 Back from work, I miss anything?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 12, 2017 04:37 AM (IcT7t)

720 Re: Florida couple of geniuses

Obviously misunderstood the tech meaning of the 'digital age'.

Posted by: socalcon at October 12, 2017 04:52 AM (WAnre)

721 I interface daily with BofA due to work responsibilities. I despise their blind and rigid devotion to their 'policies'- as I've witness countless incidences involving their tellers and managers.

Posted by: socalcon at October 12, 2017 04:57 AM (WAnre)

722 If you must cook bacon naked, do so at arms length. (and cover up mr. happy)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:05 AM (FggAv)

723 As it has been turned into a bunch of whining pussies, the NFL should be taxed and driven out of business. How many taxpayers are groaning under the burden of paying for some rich guys stadium that they can't even afford tickets for?

Same with baseball. Another rich guys group yukking it up at taxpayers expense.

We don't need what they're selling. We really don't. Go join a local baseball team or touch football team and you'll be much better off.

Make them pay for the stadiums that were built and if they can't or won't then throw them out. They money they "bring in" is paltry compared to the loss of tax revenue the increased taxes the people pay plus the stadiums wind up condemned after 20 years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:12 AM (FggAv)

724 "...... (and cover up mr. happy)....."

Now why would anyone want to do that?

Posted by: harv w. at October 12, 2017 05:12 AM (sf2BM)

725 >>>You'll see their laughter as being at you. Those smiles are not nice now.

This.

Posted by: m at October 12, 2017 05:15 AM (1Xpas)

726 Now why would anyone want to do that?


Posted by: harv w. at October 12, 2017 05:12 AM (sf2BM)

To avoid scarring.

And PAIN.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:16 AM (FggAv)

727 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2017 05:16 AM (hyuyC)

728 Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead)

A fat apron protects HW.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2017 05:17 AM (hyuyC)

729 P.S. ALL porn sites have some sort of malware. (or so I've been told)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:18 AM (FggAv)

730 I think the US not qualifying for the tedious and time wasting expression of 3rd world anger at being the 3rd world is a plus.

It may mean that perhaps the soccer mom phenom is petering out and more boys are doing more manly things with their time.

But probably not.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:21 AM (FggAv)

731 Not quite the visual I want to wake up to, but there it is. Fortunately, since I don't care about a Hollywood career, I am free to say that.

Although a local filmmaker I know called me up two weeks ago and wanted me as an extra in his film. The film is about conservatives with guns and a bad shoot.

I had to play a conservative deputy county attorney. Then I had to ad-lib dialog. My authentic conservative dialog, on point to the issue, was ruled out of order. I had to reverse everything to get the filmmaker to like the scene. He's a flaming lib, so - clueless.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2017 05:22 AM (hyuyC)

732 Bitter Clinger

THere's a big push in the younger grades to devalue football and increase soccer. I see lots of emphasis on brain trauma, like heading the ball is not a bigger issue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2017 05:24 AM (hyuyC)

733 "THere's a big push in the younger grades to devalue football and increase soccer."

I drove by a local high school the other day. By the size of a good portion of the kids you can see that program is not working.

Back in my day, they would have been called fat. I don't know what they would be called today.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 05:31 AM (sf2BM)

734 Tim, in bigger more urban schools, yes. The sports programs are geared to win.

In the country, almost everyone plays sports. Well, having farm lads used to chores makes coaching a breeze. Plus the social value of being on the football team is still large.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2017 05:38 AM (hyuyC)

735 The libs took over the universities and now they're hot beds of riot, revolution and whining about safe spaces and cutting free speech.

The libs took over the news and now we have a 24/7 constant drumbeat against anything done or said by a Republican or conservative and it's mostly lies.

The libs took over National Football and it's become the place to protest (what are they protesting? That the US is a place where guys who hit each other get paid millions?) and whine.
Where any moment now I expect them to change the rules and allow women in and then turn it into touch or tag.

Is there anything that a liberal can't distort, defame and destroy just by their very presence and claim they represent everyone? Which is a lie and the corporations know it but they've got lawyers whispering in their ears about harassment lawsuits and discrimination investigations etc.

Shakespeare had it right (which is actually a misquote)
"First let's kill all the lawyers."

Apologies to any honest forthright conservative lawyer out there just defending people and getting the law off their back or on their side.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:42 AM (FggAv)

736 You can't blame the schools though for fat kids. That responsibility belongs to the parents alone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 05:48 AM (sf2BM)

737 We're still paying for all the leftists that entered education in the '70's and '80's.

They've infected all the outlets of learning and now all the children learn is propaganda and self hate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:49 AM (FggAv)

738 >>>Posted by: geoffb at October 11, 2017 11:49 PM (zOpu5)

I second/third/fourth the several people who've commented on how well you write.

Posted by: m at October 12, 2017 05:51 AM (1Xpas)

739 Bitter Clinger

I see all that. It's worse. HR departments deliberately hire under-qualified people if they fit the narrative. School districts are monocultures of the Left. And it looks like the military is selecting and promoting officers not loyal to the populous or Constitution. Merit in society is going away. Which can not continue as a trend.

But in some ways, the Left is self isolating. The more Leftist schools rely on foreigners and taxpayers to pay the freight. A lot of those foreigners are not showing up, and the same is true to a lesser extent with native children.

In the useful trades, there is room for growth. Useless work is overrun with SJWs. Useful work, not as much. So just be ourselves and work on clearing the local areas first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2017 05:52 AM (hyuyC)

740 "They've infected all the outlets of learning and now all the children learn is propaganda and self hate."

Which is the reason why Traditionalists should home school their kids. That's why Traditionalists should detach themselves from progressive society as much as possible and actively guard against it in their own homes and churches.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 05:53 AM (sf2BM)

741 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 05:48 AM (sf2BM)

You could say that and be correct if we had control of our schools and the curriculum.

k-12 has become a period of indoctrination and extraction of any values applied by the family (if it tried to apply any).

Too many have succombed to the idea that the schools are better equipped to inculcate values in their children and let it go on.

Only in the rural areas do you still see values of patriotism, responsibility and respect for others taught in the Gov schools and that won't last much longer as the educational standards take affect even in the small rural schools.

The aim is to have adults who are trained to obey the state and to be good little worker bees, consume the required allotment of goods and not make waves or cause upset.

Young strong healthy bodies are not in the government interest. Contrary to logic and reason. A strong disciplined person is a threat to the state.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:55 AM (FggAv)

742 To the left, the collapse of standards and merit employment and thus the collapse of the foundations of the nation is a goal not a catastrophe to be avoided.

That an avowed marxist, radical bomber is at the pinnacle of educational thought in this country is plain despicable and says all anyone needs to know about the worth of our current educational system.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:58 AM (FggAv)

743 Diversity is a derivative of diverse/divide.

To embrace diversity as practiced by the left is to surrender ones culture to others less qualified and who hate it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 06:00 AM (FggAv)

744 Ahhhh. The 6am doldrums.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 06:01 AM (FggAv)

745 If people can declare their own sex, then why can't I say that my wife is not "really" dead and continue to receive her benefits? She's not dead. I want her paycheck! She has simply rearranged her molecules to better represent her current feelings about the injustices of the universe, after all.

Posted by: goon at October 12, 2017 06:01 AM (EaQ6/)

746 Do not attempt to adjust your set. I control the vertical. I control the horizontal.

You have entered the BITTER CLINGER ZONE!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 06:02 AM (FggAv)

747 Young strong healthy bodies are not in the government interest. Contrary to logic and reason. A strong disciplined person is a threat to the state.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 05:55 AM

I don't think that is correct. I would modify that to a "unindoctrinated strong disciplined person is a threat to the state."

The indoctrination is most important step in the proggie program. They will need spear carriers at some point. A weak spear carrier isn't going to win you anything.

This of course is just my opinion and I should not be considered an expert on this subject.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 06:02 AM (sf2BM)

748 goon. For the win...!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 06:03 AM (sf2BM)

749 We've become a nation of men and not laws.

Where who you are and who you know determines the amount and type of justice you receive.

Anyone who doesn't see a problem with that need only look at the majority of 3rd world countries where that writ runs wide open. They are corrupt, crime ridden and can barely sustain themselves economically. They are rife for exploitation (and they are) by the many shark like corporations out there ready and willing to buy any little tin pot dictator they can to get what they want be it blood diamonds, slaves or child labor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 06:06 AM (FggAv)

750 I would like to thank the Academy, and in particular binge watching episodes of Frasier. Come to me Daphne Moon, wherever you are!

Posted by: goon at October 12, 2017 06:07 AM (EaQ6/)

751 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 06:02 AM (sf2BM)

Me either. This is all inspired by what they call anecdotal evidence.

50 years of observations and opinions absorbed from others.

A lot of it wrong or misguided.

Still spot on in other ways. IMO.

And a person who maintains a strong healthy body and is disciplined (that's the key) will have a healthier mind and has shown themselves to not be susceptible to laziness or sloth and perhaps thinks a bit about things and doesn't just accept the received wisdom.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 06:09 AM (FggAv)

752 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 06:02 AM (sf2BM)

But I take your point and you're correct also.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 12, 2017 06:10 AM (FggAv)

753 Mornin' y'all

Posted by: wing at October 12, 2017 06:18 AM (BzFtl)

754 Work preps start.

Have a blessed day, everyone. Let the beauty of the world wash over you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2017 06:23 AM (hyuyC)

755 554 Homicides in Chicagadishu this year. 20 of the Justifiable. 10 by the Police and 10 by Citizens in self defense.

That leaves 534 as murders. Coming close to 2 per day.

Big city values can kill you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 06:34 AM (sf2BM)

756 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 12, 2017 06:40 AM (gR+IE)

757 I think I put everyone back to sleep.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 06:41 AM (sf2BM)

758 >>>>>We've become a nation of men and not laws.

Where who you are and who you know determines the amount and type of justice you receive.

Anyone
who doesn't see a problem with that need only look at the majority of
3rd world countries where that writ runs wide open. They are corrupt,
crime ridden and can barely sustain themselves economically. They are
rife for exploitation (and they are) by the many shark like corporations
out there ready and willing to buy any little tin pot dictator they can
to get what they want be it blood diamonds, slaves or child labor.
.
.
.While this is true to some extent, hillary and her illegal server with no criminal intent come to mind, Trump has the opportunity to halt the stupidity to some degree with Judicial appointments which he is actually getting done now that mcconnell put his foot down.

Getting Trump elected was to me, the political Coup of the Century. He has one SCOTUS pick already which the left is constantly whining about, and it is likely he will get two or three more if he wins reelection.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 12, 2017 06:43 AM (+Dllb)

759

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 12, 2017 06:44 AM (icJfM)

760 >>And a person who maintains a strong healthy body and is disciplined
(that's the key) will have a healthier mind and has shown themselves to
not be susceptible to laziness or sloth and perhaps thinks a bit about
things and doesn't just accept the received wisdom.


Yeah - And look at a couple of things during Obama's administration: state pot legalization, that dumbed-down federal curricula for public schools (forget the name), and Michelle O's school lunch program that was 'healthier' but limited the amount of protein served (hitting HS age boys hardest). Sure there's more, but I got the impression they wanted weaker kids/young adults who are busy getting high, getting indoctrinated instead of educated.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 12, 2017 06:47 AM (W+vEI)

761 TFW you forgot you had a sock on from yesterday...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2017 06:52 AM (W+vEI)

762 Rose McGowan's twitter account has been suspended?

Oh, that's rich. If Twitter is trying to keep a lid on the damage to HarveyGate, they're not going to manage it that way.

This blue-on-blue just keeps feeding itself, and it is fun to watch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 12, 2017 06:55 AM (oVJmc)

763 It's not Weinstein.

IT"S WEINSTEEN!

Posted by: Dr. Victor Frankensteen at October 12, 2017 07:00 AM (UnDQI)

764 686 >> I apologize for breaking the rules. I'll describe next
>> time where material can be found.

I don't know if it's explicitly against any black letter rules, such as any exist here, but I wouldn't think it advisable. Just wouldn't want porn links around in the content.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 12, 2017 02:12 AM (8O3HH)


It is
And he's gone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2017 07:52 AM (ZTRlp)

765 You can't blame the schools though for fat kids. That responsibility belongs to the parents alone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 12, 2017 05:48 AM (sf2BM)

Most blame lies with the parents but let's save a little for Social Services who will snatch your rug rats from you if you send them outdoors to run off the fat without you hovering over them like a helicopter.

Posted by: redbanzai at October 12, 2017 09:32 AM (FTXAT)

766 In 2013

33,696 (http://tinyurl.com/DEAD-DEAD-D3AD)

out of

2,596,993 total (http://tinyurl.com/dead-dead-ded)

means that about one in EIGHTY deaths in the U.S.A. involve guns -- maybe even bullets.

Posted by: Marooned at October 12, 2017 06:10 PM (8hRlF)

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