Hillary Clinton: I Screamed Into a Pillow Over the Shock of Losing

In other news:

Gay coffee shop owner demands Christians, who had been dropping anti-gay pamphlets near his shop, but not in it, leave his store. Also says that he'll "F*** some guy in the a**" in front of them and make them watch.

Serve the coffee, bigot.

The ratings for late-night clowns keep falling, with alleged Consciences of the Nation now crowing about having ratings pretty much the same as Sean Hannity's. And yet I don't see Politico and other "news" outlets dutifully running Hannity's clips as "news."

Robert Tracinzsky says that they might not be losing viewers because they've gotten too political, but rather, might have gotten too political because they've lost so many viewers.

I've speculated about this myself in the past -- if you're losing customers, one possibly play is to narrowcast just to a small subset of customers and make them as fanatically loyal as possible. If you can't deliver entertainment to the masses, try selling religion to a cult.

It's a smaller market, but prior cult leaders have proven that you can bleed a lot of cash and sexual favors out of cultists.

The NFL shows continued loss of viewers throughout almost every single demographic in week 4.

Again, as their ratings fall, they might find that it makes more sense to get out of the sports entertainment business and more into a hybrid sports/political religion business.

If you missed it, Mike Rowe's words about what you can find comfort in in the aftermath of depraved evil are worth reading.

Gloria Allred is very disappointed to see her daughter whoring herself out for Hollywood favors.

And, Matthew Continetti has a good piece on the media's end of all pretense.

They, too, have given up on attempting to deliver news to the general public, and now content themselves to publish deranged, conspiracy-filled cult newsletters.

Open thread. Have a great three day (maybe) weekend!

Posted by: Ace at 07:11 PM

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1 While Huma licked her taint?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 06, 2017 07:13 PM (SZgVn)

2 Screamed into a pillow, downed a bottle of vodka, threw things, and snubbed supporters after it was clear she didn't win, but sure, go with the screaming thing.

Posted by: no good deed at October 06, 2017 07:14 PM (eIQHF)

3 ISIS plotters in NYC arrested for planning attacks at concerts, etc.: "Abdulrahman El Bahnasawy, a 19-year-old Canadian citizen; Talha Haroon, a 19-year-old U.S. citizen based in Pakistan; and Russell Salic, a 37-year-old Philippines citizen"...

Phillipines? Concerts?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 06, 2017 07:15 PM (Ndje9)

4 Good !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 06, 2017 07:16 PM (z3Hmr)

5 I so want to see cell phone video of Hillary on Election Night.

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

6 Top something.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 07:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

7 Was this the James McDougal Pillow or the Seth Rich Pillow?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 07:17 PM (Mouru)

8 Ten is good.

AIBGATS.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 07:18 PM (Jcg9Q)

9 So hellary screamed into a pillow? Now, I gotta get drunk so as to not have bad dreams about that.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2017 07:18 PM (zLDYs)

10 Heh. I used to hump that pillow.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at October 06, 2017 07:18 PM (Mouru)

11 Well its not like she's going to be screaming into a pillow any time soon from anything else.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2017 07:19 PM (aMlLZ)

12 I was just perusing the Harvey Weinstein thread that mentioned Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Jr. received a convenient $10,000 donation after deciding not to prosecute Weinstein.

I recognized the name. Vance's father was Secretary of State for Jimmy Carter and also held high positions under Kennedy and Carter.

The stink is passed down from generation to generation.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 06, 2017 07:19 PM (nvMvs)

13 Pillow is her code word for vodka I take it

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2017 07:20 PM (ghofu)

14 Screaming into a pillow is exactly the kind of behavior I like to see in a potential Leader of the Free World.

I imagine that her North Korean negotiations would involve holding her breath until her face turned blue.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 07:20 PM (2wRtc)

15 Hillary Clinton: I Screamed Into a Pillow Over the Shock of Losing

Hillary Clinton, doggy style, biting and screaming into a pillow. You're welcome Horde. Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (wmyHK)

16 3
Phillipines? Concerts?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 06, 2017 07:15 PM (Ndje9)

Not everybody from the Philippines who goes to a concert is a terrorist, h8er.

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

17 I bit pillows in the Lincoln bedroom when Reggie mounted me.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (WavSx)

18 My Pillow is great for screaming into! And if you order now, I'll send you a second scream muffler for free!

Posted by: Matt Lindell at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (gC2IV)

19 Nice viewership strategy you got there, NFL

*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (Mouru)

20 Too bad nobody was holding said pillow over her face.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (jWe5r)

21 She did win the Pillow Biter demographic.

Posted by: DaveA at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (FhXTo)

22
Gloria Allred is very disappointed to see her daughter whoring herself out for Hollywood favors.

Junior ruined the Allred brand.

I don't blame Gloria for being pissed at jr.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (SUyiC)

23 A fourth ambushed Green Beret was just recovered in Niger near Mali. They were fighting al Qaeda on our behalf.

God Rest Their Souls.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (Ndje9)

24 She actually believes people are not laughing at the thought of her screeming into a pillow.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (XFue2)

25 Because I'm a giver.

I.Hate.You.

Posted by: no good deed at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (eIQHF)

26 Ace, I'm deeply offended.

Unless you specify that Monday might be an observance of Indigenous Peoples' Day.

I mean, really.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 07:22 PM (QDnY+)

27 I'm just saying, don't underestimate those fucking pillows.

Posted by: Hyman Roth at October 06, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)

28 Hillary also munched rugs. Do you know who else munched rugs when he was angry?

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:22 PM (/qEW2)

29 Sodomite's coffee shop sex threat.

FAB's pillow screams about losing and life.

NFL ass fucked and falling.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2017 07:22 PM (nUkMr)

30 Pillow = "roomful of horrified aides and hangers on"

Wacky Arkansas figure of speech.

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (U0v/A)

31 Hillary Clinton, doggy style, biting and screaming into a pillow. You're welcome Horde. Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2017 07:21 PM (wmyHK)

You got a better chance of smoking pot with god before ever seeing that scenario.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (aMlLZ)

32 Hillary also munched rugs. Do you know who else munched rugs when he was angry?

To be fair, it was Hillary's rug that got munched.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (Mouru)

33 ...prior cult leaders have proven that you can bleed a lot of cash and sexual favors out of cultists.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Posted by: Leah Remini at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (S416i)

34 She actually believes people are not laughing at the thought of her screeming into a pillow.

I told my daughter to go scream into a pillow when she gets frustrated, but she's 11, so...

Posted by: no good deed at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (eIQHF)

35 Oh joy, it's Indignigous People's Day in lost angles monday, fuck dat wop bitch columbus, huh. Fucking feckless mayor little garcetti jr (isn't garcetti a whale sperm product or something?).

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (3mE0g)

36 I"m having computer problems , but damn, heard from an ex-gf for the first time in 40 years. It never goes away.

Posted by: Pep at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v)

37 Speaking of Mike Rowe: some of his video content is being restricted on YouTube now. He's a bit put aback by this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (TZPec)

38 She angling in to a My Pillow commercial?

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (ghofu)

39 So ghey coffee shop owner went full Mr. Garrison.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (XFue2)

40 rickb223 has to be a Wallace model Replicant.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (coF1i)

41 I wish the pillow would have grabbed her by the throat and choked her.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (kbuqw)

42 She actually believes people are not laughing at the thought of her screeming into a pillow.

Don't laugh. Chelsea puts a pot on her head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (Mouru)

43 Gay coffee shop owner demands Christians, who had been dropping anti-gay pamphlets near his shop, but not in it, leave his store. Also says that he'll "F*** some guy in the a**" in front of them and make them watch.

Serve the coffee, bigot.

WHY ARE CHRISTIANS ENRICHING THIS PUSHED-IN TURD IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

44 Screaming into a pillow is exactly the kind of behavior I like to see in a potential Leader of the Free World.

I imagine that her North Korean negotiations would involve holding her breath until her face turned blue.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 07:20 PM (2wRtc)

Yeah, and that will happen somewhere between foot stomping and dish throwing.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2017 07:25 PM (aMlLZ)

45 Was it a My Pillow?

Posted by: dantesed at October 06, 2017 07:25 PM (88xKn)

46 Hearing that Her Thighness screamed into a pillow when she heard she lost warms the cold dark cockles of my black little heart. Snerk. She lost. Snerk.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:25 PM (gEvQ8)

47 Oh yeah, in Blade Runner 2049 you get to see the birth of a Wallace model Replicant. She is nude and has pencil erasers. Later on get to see giant statues with giant boobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 07:26 PM (coF1i)

48 I"m having computer problems , but damn, heard from an ex-gf for the first time in 40 years. It never goes away.

Weird. Of all the computer issues that I've tried to address, not one has produced an old girlfriend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 07:26 PM (Mouru)

49 Feelin' good. I knew you would!

Posted by: My Pillow at October 06, 2017 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

50 But was it a *My Pillow* from Hannity's sponsor?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at October 06, 2017 07:27 PM (3mE0g)

51 Cy Vance was sort of the central casting version of a weak, clueless Dem SecState (he actually kinda sorta pioneered the genre, as Dem SecsState were not typically weak and clueless during the Cold War period - Vance was present at the huge turn in the Dem party on foreign policy .... and much else).

He resigned after the Iran hostage rescue raid.

You might say that Warren Christopher, Clinton's first SecState, was kinda sorta a Vance type, but in fact he was a bit better (on substance). Personally, he brought to mind Jesse Unruh's characterization of recalled CA governor Gray Davis - "a mashed-potato sandwich".

We used to joke that "you wouldn't say that if Christopher were still alive ... oh right, he is".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 07:27 PM (QDnY+)

52 Columbus Day will be protested into oblivion, until you agree with the proscribed view.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 06, 2017 07:27 PM (SZgVn)

53 She is nude and has pencil erasers.

The 300 school of naked women

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:27 PM (TZPec)

54
Later on get to see giant statues with giant boobs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

Like the one they're supposed to erect in Washington D.C. ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (IqV8l)

55 Have a great three day (maybe) weekend!

++++

Bombs away!

That's what you mean right?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (z2W2E)

56 MY Rant. A cheap fucking coffee machine is $20 bucks and a months worth of coffee is $9 buck tops. Why do people support these assholes?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (kbuqw)

57 How much would complete election night video of Hillary be worth 7pm-through Trumps acceptance speech? 8 figures? Dare I say 100 million?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (XFue2)

58 Too bad someone wasnt there to saaay hold that pillow for her...saaay tightly against her face so it would be easier to scream into it... just saying.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (8Cguq)

59 I picture Hilary yelling obscenities at her aides in a drunken slur and throwing a bottle of booze at a mirror.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (aMlLZ)

60 one possibly play is to narrowcast just to a small subset of customers and make them as fanatically loyal as possible.

Or Democrats are just incapable of operating a DVR.

Posted by: DaveA at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

61 Be glad that Hillary didn't take her frustration out on a ottoman.

Posted by: dantesed at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (88xKn)

62 WHY ARE CHRISTIANS ENRICHING THIS PUSHED-IN TURD IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

They probably didn't know he was a homo until he told them he would f* his boyfriend on the bar stool in front of them.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (S416i)

63 Zombie Eleanor Roosevelt consoled me. *hic* *sob*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (Tyii7)

64 She's running again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (BoMuO)

65 Kinky Friedman song: "C** Stains on My Pillow Where Yore Sweet Head Used To Be"

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (8sZIF)

66 MY Rant. A cheap fucking coffee machine is $20 bucks and a months worth of coffee is $9 buck tops. Why do people support these assholes?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (kbuqw)

Because lately mankind is full of fucking retards.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2017 07:30 PM (aMlLZ)

67 54
Later on get to see giant statues with giant boobs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

Like the one they're supposed to erect in Washington D.C. ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (IqV8l)

Theres both giant boobs and erect in these two posts. Heh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:30 PM (8Cguq)

68 56 MY Rant. A cheap fucking coffee machine is $20 bucks and a months worth of coffee is $9 buck tops. Why do people support these assholes?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (kbuqw)

See #62.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 07:30 PM (S416i)

69 47 Oh yeah, in Blade Runner 2049 you get to see the birth of a Wallace model Replicant. She is nude and has pencil erasers. Later on get to see giant statues with giant boobs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 07:26 PM (coF1i)

Can I get one of these statues installed in my bathroom?

Posted by: H. Weinstein at October 06, 2017 07:30 PM (z/Ubi)

70 59 - an empty bottle.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at October 06, 2017 07:30 PM (3mE0g)

71 Ahhh ain't nowaze tahhhhrred b'cuz ahh come so far fum where ahh started fum.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at October 06, 2017 07:30 PM (Mouru)

72 It's still not her fault.

Posted by: sinalco at October 06, 2017 07:31 PM (yODqO)

73 I heard Robbie Mook's balls are still purple.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 07:31 PM (BoMuO)

74 *pries the pistol out of Luv's hand and shoots Harvey*

"No."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 07:31 PM (coF1i)

75 So he's OK with Episcopalians

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:32 PM (z2W2E)

76 Yeah I don't get why people pay so much for coffee. I've tasted all kinds of coffee, we get really good stuff up here in Oregon. But there's not THAT much difference from what you get in Denny's vs Starbucks. McDonald's coffee is actually quite good and its a fraction the price of that coffee kiosk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:32 PM (TZPec)

77 I will not go on reddit for spoilers
I will not go on reddit for spoilers
I will not go on reddit for spoilers
I will not go on reddit for spoilers
I will not go on reddit for spoilers
I will not go on reddit for spoilers
I will not go on reddit for spoilers

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2017 07:32 PM (QC/4S)

78 Ok has anybody mentioned this?

Weinstein?

Weiner?

They both start with W.

I rest my case.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:32 PM (8Cguq)

79 Her need for attention is impressive.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 06, 2017 07:33 PM (ZuGkg)

80 64 She's running again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (BoMuO)

Yes! Let her destroy Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren and Mooch Obama to muscle her way into the Dem nomination! And get your popcorn now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 07:33 PM (S416i)

81 Any woman would be voting against her own voice if she refused to allow Harvey Weinstein to dork her up the squeakhole.

Posted by: Moochelle Oblablah at October 06, 2017 07:34 PM (Mouru)

82 Ixnay on the ushpay.

Posted by: ecretSay erviceSay at October 06, 2017 07:34 PM (FhXTo)

83 Along those lines...
http://www.breitbart.com/london/ 2017/10/03/passengers-flee-panic- commuter-reads-bible-aloud-london-train/ amp/
... this wasn't posted here three days ago, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 06, 2017 07:34 PM (1EIHa)

84 can we have a late night show that is not New York leftist, or crazy pedo Hollywood leftist. How did those become the only choices for "the great unwashed masses"? ... (unwashed -- i.e. the ones that produce and build and grow, as opposed to the Weinstein molester types that lie, cheat steal)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 06, 2017 07:34 PM (yKAUL)

85
It's my pillow and I'll scream if I want to

Scream if I want to,scream if I want to

You would scream too if it happened to you

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (lKyWE)

86 My whole point- You can't take the 15 seconds to make a pot of coffee at home? Buy a fucking hip coffee cup and fill it, Who the hell knows the difference?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (kbuqw)

87 I LOVE BASEBALL

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (lwiT4)

88 78
Ok has anybody mentioned this?

Weinstein?

Weiner?

They both start with W.

I rest my case.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:32 PM (8Cguq)

Actually, they both start with Wein. Curious. I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (gEvQ8)

89 Michelle Obama called Weinstein a "wonderful human being" in the past. I guess we know what white men she favors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (TZPec)

90 56 MY Rant. A cheap fucking coffee machine is $20 bucks and a months worth of coffee is $9 buck tops. Why do people support these assholes?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:28 PM (kbuqw)

An EXPENSIVE coffee machine is $100, and a K cup is $0.40. Starbucks makes no sense at all, and the fact that people will block traffic to sit in a drive thru line that wraps around the building then drive 100MPH while holding the cup in one hand and applying mascara in the rearview mirror with the other because "I have no time to get ready for work and I can't afford to be late".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (BoMuO)

91 Now Hillary knows how we've felt all these years everytime we saw or heard her in the news.

We have all been screaming into a pillow.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Sonobis at October 06, 2017 07:36 PM (qMpI1)

92 No three day weekend here

Posted by: NCKate at October 06, 2017 07:36 PM (cpPGe)

93 81 Any woman would be voting against her own voice if she refused to allow Harvey Weinstein to dork her up the squeakhole.

Posted by: Moochelle Oblablah at October 06, 2017 07:34 PM (Mouru)

Why am I laughing so hard at this? Seriously you guys. There's something wrong wih me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:36 PM (8Cguq)

94 Hillary needs a pause pad?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 07:36 PM (tbOMB)

95 I LOVE BASEBALL

Not tonight.

Posted by: Cheif Wahoo at October 06, 2017 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

96 87 I LOVE BASEBALL
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (lwiT4)

-----------

JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2017 07:37 PM (gC2IV)

97 I LOVE BASEBALL

Me too but the Yanks/Indians game is on MLB and we don't get that here in the beach house

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:37 PM (TZPec)

98 I was wondering this earlier today-- these late-night shows are low-rated. They get a lot more cultural import than they do actual audience, and largely because they kiss the Left's ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

99 73 I heard Robbie Mook's balls are still purple.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 07:31 PM (BoMuO)

But are they asymmetrical like a bear's?

Posted by: josephistan at October 06, 2017 07:37 PM (ANIFC)

100 Oregon Muse, that could be a movie script...

Hillary Clinton versus the League of Assassins Who wants to prevent Hillary from running again? Is it a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy? Or something else?

Have three different hit teams going after Hillary! Or trying to. Each team doesn't know of the other teams. So they end up killing each other and destroying their employers when the news is revealed. Then at the convention as Hillary uses the Hover-Round to accept the nomination as the first disabled female President, she finally strokes out and goes face first into Bill Clinton's lap. Fade to black.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 07:37 PM (coF1i)

101

Don't read Mike Rowe's post at work. It causes allergy flare ups.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (qul7b)

102 Actually, they both start with Wein. Curious. I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (gEvQ

How did I MISS that?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (8Cguq)

103 The world is full of cults, but there's only cult worth listening to.

(It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.)

Posted by: FireHorse at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (zkGZ8)

104 My pillowcase is always wet with drool & vomit.

Posted by: Pendulous Dugs Hillary at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (WavSx)

105 My whole point- You can't take the 15 seconds to make a pot of coffee at home? Buy a fucking hip coffee cup and fill it, Who the hell knows the difference?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:35 PM (kbuqw)

Yup......hip posers and crappy overpriced coffee are made for one another.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (nUkMr)

106 Chief Wahoo shootum craps at Injen casino this Full Moon.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (8sZIF)

107 So who else is watching the original Future World on Comet TV? I like boob's, you like boob's. There's not enough boob's.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (SZgVn)

108 Mooch and Barky shopped their own kid to this pervert.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:39 PM (kbuqw)

109 Hillary Clinton: I Screamed Into a Pillow Over the Shock of Losing

You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh out loud.

Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at October 06, 2017 07:39 PM (60v4h)

110 OK. Making some progress here. WeaselDog is sitting with her head inside cozy cave.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

111 Screaming into her pillow? Happens every night down here on Pedo Island! Don't it, baby!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (O5Q3r)

112 Starbucks makes no sense at all, and the fact that people will block traffic to sit in a drive thru line that wraps around the building then drive 100MPH while holding the cup in one hand and applying mascara in the rearview mirror with the other because "I have no time to get ready for work and I can't afford to be late".

Starbucks burns their coffee. Its the McDonald's of espresso, although ironically as I said McDonald's has pretty good coffee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (TZPec)

113 Late night was good when you had the likes of Dick Cavett and Johnny Carson. They were actually entertaining. After them, it went steadily downhill as more and more of the hosts had to inject their politics into the mix. Most people just got fed up and quit watching.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (gEvQ8)

114 How did I MISS that?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (8Cguq)

Some guys like seeing wein.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (tbOMB)

115 Me too but the Yanks/Indians game is on MLB and we don't get that here in the beach house

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:37 PM (TZPec)
====================

What the heck inning are they in? I switched over about 45 min ago. That thing has been going on forever. I went to the gym and back - still on

What's the score?

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (lwiT4)

116 A Bialeti makes the commute soooooooo much better. Lavazza is not expensive at all and Im woke when I get there.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (1YEOU)

117 Yeah I don't get why people pay so much for coffee. I've tasted all kinds of coffee, we get really good stuff up here in Oregon. But there's not THAT much difference from what you get in Denny's vs Starbucks. McDonald's coffee is actually quite good and its a fraction the price of that coffee kiosk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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$1.25, local lunch counter, bottomless cup, also, gossip, lots of gossip. Cops, the local DA, Vets, all kinds are met there. One of the women behind the counter has worked there for 46 years. She knows where all of the bodies are buried.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (5IJky)

118 Hillary Clinton: I Screamed Into a Pillow Over the Shock of Losing ...

And bit the pillow every time Billy used her...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (qul7b)

119 There's a lot of potential in that smaller-but-more-committed marketing strategy. I'm working on a new reality series: "Watch Harvey Shower."

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (398bZ)

120 How is the gay guy going to force people to watch if he has anal sex with another man? Get the gaystopo to hold them forcibly by their arms.

And how does he know people are Christians? Throws out anyone with a cross?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (iVOAv)

121 The NFL shows continued loss of viewers throughout almost every single demographic in week 4.

The only demographic to increase was asians. But there are no asian players in the NFL, is that correct? Maybe they don't properly understand what is going on when people kneel?

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (/qEW2)

122 grammie

Chief Wahoo shootum craps! Too late for tribe tonight.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (8sZIF)

123 110 OK. Making some progress here. WeaselDog is sitting with her head inside cozy cave.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

Its only a matter of time. Her own smell from her toys is working! Lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (8Cguq)

124 Talk about awful newspeople; story out about how the Vegas shooter considered targeting "music festival where Malia Obama was attending." Because that's worse than the regular people being shot. She's special and better. it would have been a real tragedy if she got shot instead of those country music fans, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:42 PM (TZPec)

125 The beach house? Is Harvey there?

Posted by: dantesed at October 06, 2017 07:42 PM (88xKn)

126 How did I MISS that?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:38 PM (8Cguq)

I know, right? Sneaky little bastards.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:42 PM (gEvQ8)

127
Anna P - Giant naked woman in Blade Runner? Giant naked woman in DC? Advertising and marketing is all.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 06, 2017 07:42 PM (MIKMs)

128 " ... people will block traffic to sit in a drive thru line that wraps around the building then drive 100MPH while holding the cup in one hand and applying mascara in the rearview mirror with the other because "I have no time to get ready for work and I can't afford to be late"."

Well up there among the 100's of reasons I live in a red county of a red state, where I'd have to drive for 45 minutes to get to a town whose population reaches five figures.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 06, 2017 07:42 PM (z3Hmr)

129

You know who else bites the pillow?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 06, 2017 07:43 PM (qul7b)

130 How is the gay guy going to force people to watch if he has anal sex with another man? Get the gaystopo to hold them forcibly by their arms.

Intermission at table tennis tournaments?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 07:43 PM (tbOMB)

131 ok now

what did Hillary scream into the pillow? secret service open mic night!

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:43 PM (z2W2E)

132 So i have been trying to post a quote from a Sun article about the dude who sent a torpedo into the pier, but pixy will not allow it.

I do not know why, as I have stripped away all quotes, commas, and even some of the letter, but this is pixy's world and we only comment in it.

But the article reads like a monty python skit. They sent him presents to keep up his morale. He sent a fucking torpedo into the pier during a test, a test where he did not have the "instruction card" handy and they were mostly concerned about his feelings.

google the sun article, it is shocking.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2017 07:43 PM (LWu6U)

133 What do you call someone who's really into baseball? A glove head? Cause.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:43 PM (8Cguq)

134 And how does he know people are Christians? Throws out anyone with a cross?

Probably pray before their meal, or had a Bible study or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:43 PM (TZPec)

135 Chief Wahoo shootum craps! Too late for tribe tonight.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (8sZIF)
==========================

6th inning? What the heck? Didn't that game start at noon?

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:44 PM (lwiT4)

136 125 The beach house? Is Harvey there?
Posted by: dantesed at October 06, 2017 07:42 PM (88xKn)

How would you know, no one else can see him!

Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at October 06, 2017 07:44 PM (ANIFC)

137 When Hillary screams into a pillow, does she present her pantsuit covered ass like a honey badger in heat? I see an opportunity for a Harvey Weinstein caliber rogering if there ever was one.

Posted by: Fritz at October 06, 2017 07:44 PM (3ubcI)

138 Intermission at table tennis tournaments?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 07:43 PM (tbOMB)

You guys are funny

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 07:44 PM (Ri/rl)

139 https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/10/paddock-the-mystery-mass-murderer/#more-229196

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2017 07:44 PM (ghofu)

140 My 30cent cup of coffee with the Horde at o'dark thirty is the best of the day.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:44 PM (kbuqw)

141 the gay guy should butt fuck his lover in front of a bunch of muzzies. that would work.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (KP5rU)

142 Its only a matter of time. Her own smell from her toys is working! Lol!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:41 PM (8Cguq)
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She loves to burrow so I think she will love this thing once she gets inside and curls up.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (Sfs6o)

143 Hillary is a fricken idiot. She colluded with virtually all major news outlets to slant the news (and polls) for her and then she believed them.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (IWbvi)

144 And how does he know people are Christians? Throws out anyone with a cross?

They didn't stay for the sodomy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

145 Bill was probably laughing into a pillow in the next room

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (z2W2E)

146 Headline to google:

TORPEDOH! Bungling Navy officer accidentally fired a torpedo into a nuclear dockyard while doing maintenance

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (LWu6U)

147 I can't even wake up without having two massive cups of coffee. The idea that I would be able to dress myself or drive a vehicle to purchase coffee is laughable.

Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (q177U)

148 " My 30cent cup of coffee with the Horde at o'dark thirty is the best of the day.
Posted by: Ben Had "

This ! ^^^^

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (z3Hmr)

149 In fact weasel it takes time to adjust to a new setting. When I go to a hotel room I like to rub all up and down the furniture till its all permeated with my own special manly scent.

*ahhh home*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (8Cguq)

150 if you're losing customers, one possibly play is to narrowcast just to a small subset of customers and make them as fanatically loyal as possible. If you can't deliver entertainment to the masses, try selling religion to a cult.

Interesting. If ad revenue is based on ratings and you get the fanatics to watch you more often, I guess that could compensate for less individual viewers watching you. I also wonder how much this fanaticism picks up in "hateclicks". I mean if they get weirder and more outrageous, how many conservatives tune in to keep an eye on them?

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (/qEW2)

151
TORPEDOH! Bungling Navy officer accidentally fired a torpedo into a nuclear dockyard while doing maintenance

John McCain has a son?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

152 #CozyCaveWatch

#ToyGate

Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (q177U)

153 Bill was probably laughing into two pillows in a hammock that was stenciled 44DD.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (coF1i)

154 You know here's a business model-Just serve anyone coffee who comes in as long as they're not threatening you or badgering you with pamphlets-which they weren't doing, evidently. If the pamplets are not being brought in the store what's the big deal?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (iVOAv)

155 TORPEDOH! Bungling Navy officer accidentally fired a torpedo into a nuclear dockyard while doing maintenance
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (LWu6U)

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-os!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC)

156 grammie

Heap big rain delay! Chief come to you with heavy heart.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (8sZIF)

157 OT - anybody see those Comfort Dogs dispatched to Las Vegas? Golden Retrievers. Lutheran Golden Retrievers. I didn't realize we have a Lutheran K-9 Corps, but apparently we do. Rev said they were at our church pre-me.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:47 PM (lwiT4)

158 one of the Christians, as they were leaving, looked back. now she's a pillar of salt

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:47 PM (z2W2E)

159 I screamed, why am I not 50 points ahead,

to no one there

And no one heard a thing,

not even the chair

I am, not the President I cried, I am, said I

I have lost again and I can't

Even find enough to blame

Leaving me bitter still

Hellushary Diamond

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 06, 2017 07:47 PM (DxWUs)

160 Someone probably held that pillow over her head until she stopped screaming.

Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2017 07:47 PM (muqAM)

161 I'll be damned. NBC has a story up on Weinstein. Didn't listen to it, but they had a story.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:47 PM (gEvQ8)

162 Heap big rain delay! Chief come to you with heavy heart.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 07:46 PM (8sZIF)
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Rain Delay --- oh, that makes sense then. I was thinking they were having trouble counting outs.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:48 PM (lwiT4)

163 Can you imagine the loss for the USA by not having a scrunt like Hillary when she lost on the world stage?

Me thinks we would have a lot more dead people as she screamed into the nuclear football.

The woman proves everyday why she should never be near the levers of true power.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 06, 2017 07:48 PM (7kLRC)

164 158 one of the Christians, as they were leaving, looked back. now she's a pillar of salt
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:47 PM (z2W2E)

And they used her to make salted caramel lattes.

Posted by: josephistan at October 06, 2017 07:48 PM (ANIFC)

165 And how does he know people are Christians? Throws out anyone with a cross?

The literature they are leaving everywhere, probably ? I mean, most tracts have Bible verses, no?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 07:49 PM (3GQ0S)

166 124 Talk about awful newspeople; story out about how the Vegas shooter considered targeting "music festival where Malia Obama was attending." Because that's worse than the regular people being shot. She's special and better. it would have been a real tragedy if she got shot instead of those country music fans, apparently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:42 PM (TZPec)

The news people are feeling a bit frustrated about that. They might have been able to portray the gunman as a right wing Trump supporter in that case.

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

167 WTH is a nuclear dockyard.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 07:49 PM (tbOMB)

168 2020 Donk Lineup: FAB, Uncle Joe, Chief Warren, Deval Patrick, Corey Booker, Kamala Harris, one of the Castro Bros, and a new guy named Orack Bahama who swears he has never held office before and calls anyone who asks for ID a racist. But he is black and articulate and has a striking resemblance to the greatest president of all time, who, oddly, is never seen in the same room as this candidate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 07:49 PM (BoMuO)

169 But he knew just by looking at them that they were the ones going out pamphlet?s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2017 07:49 PM (iVOAv)

170 flounder, outstanding!

(best jokes here of course involve inside info, and inter-thread awareness)

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 07:50 PM (QDnY+)

171 And they used her to make salted caramel lattes.
Posted by: josephistan at October 06, 2017 07:48 PM (ANIFC)

LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 07:51 PM (3GQ0S)

172 That was NO pillow the drunken Hillary screamed into -- that was my arse!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 06, 2017 07:51 PM (BiLU+)

173 I mean, most tracts have Bible verses, no?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 07:49 PM (3GQ0S)
===========================

The ones I have do. I made them myself - nice design on the front. Bible verses on the back. Easy explanation on how to find and follow Jesus. I leave them when I go out to restaurants and such. I put it with the tip. A huge tip.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:51 PM (lwiT4)

174 Heh. Reality Winner denied bail by judge. She looks good in orange.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:51 PM (gEvQ8)

175 35--- Oh joy, it's Indignigous People's Day in lost angles monday, fuck dat wop bitch columbus, huh.....
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at October 06, 2017 07:23 PM (3mE0g)
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Hey! That makes it an ANTI-Hispanic day, doesn't it?!?

Sure, he was Italian by birth but he sailed for Spain and was a subject of the Spanish Crown until he died.
And he started the whole Hispanization of the Western Hemisphere!

Popcorn, please!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (0jtPF)

176 167; wherever hillary drops anchor. just ask huma.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (KP5rU)

177 They might have been able to portray the gunman as a right wing Trump supporter in that case.

Notice how they don't really talk about the victims. Its about evil shooter and guns, not about sympathetic sob stories.

The literature they are leaving everywhere, probably ?

Christians you know spout tracts like confetti everywhere they go?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (TZPec)

178 167 WTH is a nuclear dockyard.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 07:49 PM (tbOMB)

Alamedia, where they keep the nuclear wessels.

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (ANIFC)

179 fenelon i think everyone was aware. the pamphlets were apparently blunt. theres a link to them in the article.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (z2W2E)

180 Oh man, what a great Friday night. Hillary screaming into her pillow (what a pleasant image) and the Nats start their march (I hope, I hope) to the World Series.

Sorry grammie, gotta cheer for my team.

Posted by: JTB at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (V+03K)

181 Who wants to be served coffee by some hysterical gay guy saying "Yeah, you Christian bigot, you want some cream in that???"

Some health inspector should probably be summoned to shut the place down.

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:53 PM (/qEW2)

182 Margarita DeVille- Best history lesson ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:53 PM (kbuqw)

183 Damn the winning today is getting to be almost too much. First bergdahl then reality winner. Holy smokes

Posted by: NCKate at October 06, 2017 07:53 PM (cpPGe)

184 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 07:49 PM (3GQ0S)

How was he managing the coffee shop if he was out front spying on people passing by?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2017 07:54 PM (iVOAv)

185 Winning?

Has anyone seen or heard from Rapone lately?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 07:54 PM (coF1i)

186 Christians you know spout tracts like confetti everywhere they go?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (TZPec)
====================

Hey now.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:54 PM (lwiT4)

187 I can't even wake up without having two massive cups of coffee. The idea that I would be able to dress myself or drive a vehicle to purchase coffee is laughable.
Posted by: Max Power
--------

First order of business is to stagger to the kitchen and hit the 'Brew' button. It's possible that I will stop off in the bathroom to pee, if it seems necessary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2017 07:54 PM (5IJky)

188 The NFL viewership losses make me deliriously happy.

Keep up the good work America!

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is looking into fleeing at October 06, 2017 07:54 PM (dNZeK)

189 They say navy officer, but it was a Brit seaman, and those torpedo type people are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 07:55 PM (tbOMB)

190 Some health inspector should probably be summoned to shut the place down.

Nah, just ignore it. Bad publicity is probably driving customers away. Who wants to go to a coffee joint where the owner is threatening customers and yelling about anal sex?

We don't want to force them to bake the cake.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:55 PM (TZPec)

191 Listening to Hillz tell her story, a thinking person just might conclude that a lot of teh wimmenz are just too emotional and unstable to handle real power.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 07:55 PM (Mouru)

192 87 I LOVE BASEBALL

You and me both. Go Cubs.

Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at October 06, 2017 07:55 PM (VJBq9)

193 Gentlemen - was that a Royal Navy, or US Navy, incident?

My favorite "oops" weapons launches that I recall - from way back - were both Harpoon anti-ship missiles. One was launched by mistake during an exercise in the Baltic, and hit Denmark (a lightly populated, seasonal coastal resort area, out of season). Can't recall which NATO-member ship got the honors.

Other Harpoon was launched by a US ship, in the eastern Med, during an exercise, and found its mark - a Turkish destroyer. (these days such an incident would call for decorations and promotions, actually)

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

194 Sorry grammie, gotta cheer for my team.

Posted by: JTB at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (V+03K)
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Understandable. You're out of the will tho.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:55 PM (lwiT4)

195
TORPEDOH! Bungling Navy officer accidentally fired a torpedo into a nuclear dockyard while doing maintenance
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

http://tinyurl.com/y7snrryu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l)

196 Nah, just ignore it. Bad publicity is probably driving customers away. Who wants to go to a coffee joint where the owner is threatening customers and yelling about anal sex?

Well, just wait a minute. What about the anal sex?

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 06, 2017 07:56 PM (Mouru)

197 Hillary is a fricken idiot. She colluded with
virtually all major news outlets to slant the news (and polls) for her
and then she believed them.

Posted by: Burnt Toast
===

That is an outstanding summary of Hillary's campaign.

Well done, sir.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 07:56 PM (2wRtc)

198 That was NO pillow the drunken Hillary screamed into -- that was my arse!

Fuck you. You made me picture that in my mind. I will never be the same.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 07:56 PM (BoMuO)

199 Navy has become a serious embarrassment to the nation. We need to take away their ballistic missile privileges before tragedy strikes.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:56 PM (z2W2E)

200 My favorite "oops" weapons launches that I recall - from way back - were both Harpoon anti-ship missiles. One was launched by mistake during an exercise in the Baltic, and hit Denmark (a lightly populated, seasonal coastal resort area, out of season).

That button is red for a reason.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)

201 Does anyone think that the MSM will show video of Barky hugging Bergdahl's mother in the Rose Garden when his sentence is announced?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (5IJky)

202 The chapel from the Columbus Castle in Spain, and his Admiral's desk, are on display in Boalsburg, PA, of all places.

http://www.boalmuseum.com/columbus-chapel.html

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (ANIFC)

203 I want to see Diamondbacks/Indians, with Indians win in 7 games.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (TZPec)

204 First order of business is to stagger to the kitchen and hit the 'Brew' button. It's possible that I will stop off in the bathroom to pee, if it seems necessary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2017 07:54 PM (5IJky)

Huh? You dont have a timed cawfee pot that performs the miracle of having it ready for you when the alarm sounds?

THIS IS AMERICA MAN!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (8Cguq)

205 So riddle me this. Can that gay coffee shop owner be *forced* to serve coffee to Christians because their beliefs contradict his beliefs? And shut up about it? Can he be sued? Can he be shamed into compliance? Just askin

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (gEvQ8)

206 good news is gulf storm probably goes east of New Orleans ... not that strong ... moving fast.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (yKAUL)

207 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (TZPec)

I thought ace's story said they had been leaving anti-gay literature? Maybe I misunderstood. I assumed it was tracts or something like that. And I know what assuming does!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 07:58 PM (3GQ0S)

208 Reality Winner denied bail by judge.
====

She and Rapone can share a Marlboro red up against the wall.

Hell if we line them up just right, we can use the same bullet.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 07:58 PM (2wRtc)

209 Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through, oww!
Oh, yeah!

Posted by: The Doors at October 06, 2017 07:58 PM (3ubcI)

210 Hillary screamed into a pillow. Was it MY PILLOW? I mean ,not My own pillow-but the ubiquitous brand with that name?

Somebody made this joke, way, way back, right? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2017 07:58 PM (iVOAv)

211 199 Navy has become a serious embarrassment to the nation. We need to take away their ballistic missile privileges before tragedy strikes.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 07:56 PM (z2W2E)

Take the brits', too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 07:58 PM (tbOMB)

212 There is more good news than I can keep up with these days;

"ISIS Surrendering In Droves, Pentagon Claims"

Apparently the lads haven't been fed or paid for quite some time.

Reality Winner looks good in orange, but she'd look even better strapped to a gurney.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (8sZIF)

213 grammie, yes, those are kind of what I envision!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (3GQ0S)

214 Huh? You dont have a timed cawfee pot that performs the miracle of having it ready for you when the alarm sounds?

===================================

I do. I named him Rev.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (lwiT4)

215 Can that gay coffee shop owner be *forced* to serve coffee to Christians because their beliefs contradict his beliefs? And shut up about it?

Based on the Christian Baker theory of law, yes, but I would argue against that vehemently. I am of the opinion that businesses have the right to serve or refuse service to anyone, for any reason, at any time, no matter how stupid, rude, or awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (TZPec)

216 Hey! That makes it an ANTI-Hispanic day, doesn't it?!?

Sure, he was Italian by birth but he sailed for Spain and was a subject of the Spanish Crown until he died.

And he started the whole Hispanization of the Western Hemisphere!

Popcorn, please!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille
====

You are so marvelously devious.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (2wRtc)

217 grammie, yes, those are kind of what I envision!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (3GQ0S)
==========================

I make them on business cards. Easy to keep in my wallet.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (lwiT4)

218
I do. I named him Rev.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (lwiT4)

Perfect.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 08:00 PM (8Cguq)

219 Christopher, my mileage varies, I'd wish huge business problems on this guy due to his histrionic hate ("hate-rionics"?), even physical threats.

Yeah yeah waaaay over-drawn analogy, but let's recall the lament of the survivor of the Great Terror who wondered how many lives might have been saved if the NKVD guys coming into the apartment blocks at night to make their knocks on the door often didn't go home at night (were killed).

Absolutely want to see physical harm, fear, and business trouble for all these people. Civil wars are unpleasant.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:00 PM (QDnY+)

220 Huh? You dont have a timed cawfee pot that performs the miracle of having it ready for you when the alarm sounds?

===================================

I do. I named him Rev.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (lwiT4)

Poor Rev.

I don't care if he's not a Catholic. I'm still gonna nominate him for sainthood.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:00 PM (Jcg9Q)

221 Reality Winner denied bail by judge.

A wise choice. She's definitely a flight risk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 08:00 PM (TZPec)

222 205 So riddle me this. Can that gay coffee shop owner be *forced* to serve coffee to Christians because their beliefs contradict his beliefs? And shut up about it? Can he be sued? Can he be shamed into compliance? Just askin
Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (gEvQ

Personally speaking, I don't want a disgruntled guy serving me food. Just sayin'

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

223 Back when I was a C5 engineer i inadvertently dispensed flares on short final to Kuwait Airport. I blamed a detector fault and "auto" discharge. The next time I flew in they were instructing crews to turn off the auto dispensers due to and "incident".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 08:01 PM (BoMuO)

224 This afternoon I ate a granola bar that tasted like feet. Now I am drinking a Merlot that also tastes like feet. I'm wondering if I should check for a foot in my mouth.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (lwiT4)

225 Is there a DOORS fan in the house?

I speak DOORS. I saw them live at the Chicago Amphitheatre, a truly beautiful little jewel box of a venue, now part of Roosevelt University.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (8sZIF)

226 Why waste a Marlboro?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (89T5c)

227 207 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:52 PM (TZPec)

I thought ace's story said they had been leaving anti-gay literature? Maybe I misunderstood. I assumed it was tracts or something like that. And I know what assuming does!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 07:58 PM (3GQ0

Seems ace's line isn't quite what the story says. Apparently they were passing out the pamphlets in the neiborhood, and then they went to get some coffee and left the pamphlets outside. They were drinking their coffee when the gay guy had his little freak out.

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (z/Ubi)

228 Good links. I'm actually surprised to see Gloria Allred exhibiting something resembling principle. She's still a sleaze but I'll give her credit for consistency.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

229 The Royal Navy should count itself lucky with that TVT Stingray torpedo. If they had accidentally fired it at sea and the torpedo had gone ashore, it might have gotten someone's prize Guernsey cow and that would have cost the navy a lot of quid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (coF1i)

230 FWIW the coffee making ritual is part of my morning ritual. And it is a big part of why I won't give coffee up. I enjoy the process.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (nBr1j)

231 "I just thought, 'I've let everybody down, I've let my country down, I've let the world down. How did this happen?" Clinton recalled.

"I've let my banker down."

Gawd, what a self-important entitled bint she is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:03 PM (Mouru)

232 Well Grammie...a merlot.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2017 08:03 PM (8Cguq)

233 This afternoon I ate a granola bar that tasted like feet. Now I am drinking a Merlot that also tastes like feet.
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Your refrigerator must be terrifying.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:03 PM (2wRtc)

234 Bungling Navy officer accidentally fired a torpedo

You arrogant ass, you've killed the Admiral's Jag in the parking lot.

Posted by: ecretSay erviceSay at October 06, 2017 08:03 PM (FhXTo)

235 224 This afternoon I ate a granola bar that tasted like feet. Now I am drinking a Merlot that also tastes like feet. I'm wondering if I should check for a foot in my mouth.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (lwiT4)

could you pour me a glass?

Posted by: Dick Morris at October 06, 2017 08:03 PM (z/Ubi)

236 Heh. Guess she didn't see the cum stains.

Posted by: David Allen Coe at October 06, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

237 194 ... grammie, Thanks for the smile.

Posted by: JTB at October 06, 2017 08:03 PM (V+03K)

238 Geez. we talk about cutting the cable. How about making your own coffee.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (kbuqw)

239 I don't care if he's not a Catholic. I'm still gonna nominate him for sainthood.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:00 PM (Jcg9Q)
===========================

He really is. He spoils me to death and never once has he complained about anything - not one thing - since we got married. I really should be more appreciative.

Be back in a minute - I have to tell him to bring me some grapes.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (lwiT4)

240 Hansen has described Trump as having the cunning of a street fighter. Looking back, HRC and her Deep State supporters underestimated him. I wonder if she ever realizes that?

Posted by: Jmel at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (Azu82)

241 205 So riddle me this. Can that gay coffee shop owner be *forced* to serve coffee to Christians because their beliefs contradict his beliefs? And shut up about it? Can he be sued? Can he be shamed into compliance? Just askin
Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (gEvQ

Yes, if he refused based on them being Christian.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (dKiJG)

242 Based on the Christian Baker theory of law, yes, but
I would argue against that vehemently. I am of the opinion that
businesses have the right to serve or refuse service to anyone, for any
reason, at any time, no matter how stupid, rude, or awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM (TZPec)

And Christopher, I'm right there with you. Had I been a patron, I would no longer be. I hope his little temper tantrum costs him a crap ton of money. I had someone explain to me one time that if someone has a great customer experience, they may tell one or two people. If they have a horrible customer experience, they will tell ten. Speaking of which, never ever ever go to Sears Home Improvement for a home improvement project. Ever.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (gEvQ8)

243 Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:02 PM (z/Ubi)

And the pamphlets are what I assume gave them away as Christians?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 08:05 PM (3GQ0S)

244 Japanese Formula 1 qualifying is at 2am ( AoSHq time) for those who are still up at that time.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2017 08:05 PM (ghofu)

245 Why do I think that when Jimmy Carter lost, he calmly read a couple pages of his Bible and went to bed?

Why do I think that when George HW Bush lost, he shuffled a deck of cards, looked around the room, said, "Another round of pinochle, anyone?"

Screaming into your pillow? Gee, thanks for dispelling those old male chauvinist ideas that women are too emotional to hold office!

Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:05 PM (3wpuP)

246 Is there a DOORS fan in the house?

I love DOORS! Glass doors, wood doors, french doors, pocket doors, solid oak doors......

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 08:05 PM (BoMuO)

247 Be back in a minute - I have to tell him to bring me some grapes.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at
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Tell him to check in the very back of the crisper drawer.

Behind the feet.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (2wRtc)

248 if you're losing customers, one possibly play is to narrowcast just to a small subset of customers and make them as fanatically loyal as possible.

How come the right doesn't do this? Why doesn't Fox hire Crowder to do a late night comedy show as a kind of anti-Kimmel?

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (/qEW2)

249 Is there a DOORS fan in the house?
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*raises feet*

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (lwiT4)

250 62 WHY ARE CHRISTIANS ENRICHING THIS PUSHED-IN TURD IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

They probably didn't know he was a homo until he told them he would f* his boyfriend on the bar stool in front of them.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (S416i)

Well, his shop did have a big ol' fag flag on the front. Not conclusive, but a pretty big hint.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

251 I have to tell him to bring me some grapes.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (lwiT4)

Make sure he peels them first, grammie!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (3GQ0S)

252 Just watch out for the Trappist Doors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (coF1i)

253 Now that Hillary has screamed into a pillow, she no doubt has something in common with her husband's rape victims.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (H5knJ)

254 who would buy coffee from a butt pirate? probably full of hep c and other assorted diseases. shut him down.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (KP5rU)

255 Trump is a little annoying and disappointing now and then, but we shall forever owe him a debt of gratitude for saving us from Hillary!

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)

256 I'm with Ben Had on the coffee jihad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2017 08:07 PM (89T5c)

257 250 62 WHY ARE CHRISTIANS ENRICHING THIS PUSHED-IN TURD IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

They probably didn't know he was a homo until he told them he would f* his boyfriend on the bar stool in front of them.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 07:29 PM (S416i)

Well, his shop did have a big ol' fag flag on the front. Not conclusive, but a pretty big hint.
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

His orientation should have been apparent when he volunteered to push in a customer's stool.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 06, 2017 08:08 PM (nBr1j)

258 Is there a DOORS fan in the house?

Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.

Does that count?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

259 This screaming into the pillow thing makes me think of Lena Dunham's election night weep-fest.

She wrote about "picking out the perfect sweater for when we have our first woman president." She wrote about how, when they lost, her dress was itchy and uncomfortable.

It's all so... female. So stereotypically female.

If a male writer put those words into the mouth of a female character, he would be derided as "woman-hating!"

Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:08 PM (3wpuP)

260 Hillary screams in pillow; Peter Daou hardest hit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:08 PM (S416i)

261 Favorite part of the Royal Navy report on the torpedo incident:

"This may be viewed as a deviation from the intended plan."

One more reason I mourn the decline/death of England (the England of world history, heroics, and military might). The unmatched capacity for under-statement.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (QDnY+)

262 *raises feet*
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (lwiT4)
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Little Feat?

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (Sfs6o)

263 One has to really wonder about the obamas and why they would expose their daughters to weinstein hollywood or lena .

Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (FFJtw)

264 Sorry, I should have said.

Torpedo was unarmed, and it was Royal Navy

I had that in the post that pixy would not allow. I also had link to article, but then gave up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (LWu6U)

265 "Has anyone seen or heard from Rapone lately?"

That little rat basturd. Hope they've got him on lock down cleaning filthy toilets

Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (jm1YL)

266 Well, his shop did have a big ol' fag flag on the front. Not conclusive, but a pretty big hint.
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

Careful....a cob threatened me with the banhammer the other day for using that 3 letter word.

Or is it legal now?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (Jcg9Q)

267 248 if you're losing customers, one possibly play is to narrowcast just to a small subset of customers and make them as fanatically loyal as possible.

How come the right doesn't do this? Why doesn't Fox hire Crowder to do a late night comedy show as a kind of anti-Kimmel?
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 08:06 PM (/qEW2)

FOX is getting out of the Right business.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (xJa6I)

268 Is there a DOORS fan in the house?

----

I like Jesus. He said he was the door.

Does that count?

Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (3wpuP)

269 So,

Is "screamed into a pillow" something I need to consult the urban dictionary over?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (LWu6U)

270 Does anybody have the character to tell Hillary that wailing and hysterics are not becoming in a wanna be president?

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (nBr1j)

271 Weasel, I found a plate. Waiting on Jim to tell me if it is the right kind.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (kbuqw)

272 It's quite delicious to know how devastated she was on election night; they were oh so confident of winning..bitch.

Posted by: IC at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (1ieag)

273
I am of the opinion that businesses have the right to serve or refuse service to anyone, for any reason, at any time, no matter how stupid, rude, or awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM

Not since 1964

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

274 112 Starbucks makes no sense at all, and the fact that people will block traffic to sit in a drive thru line that wraps around the building then drive 100MPH while holding the cup in one hand and applying mascara in the rearview mirror with the other because "I have no time to get ready for work and I can't afford to be late".

Starbucks burns their coffee. Its the McDonald's of espresso, although ironically as I said McDonald's has pretty good coffee
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:40 PM (TZPec)

McDonalds and DD are both way better than Starbucks. BK coffee is nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (NWiLs)

275 Yeah careful with the f word or we'll all get another talking to

Posted by: NCKate at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (cpPGe)

276 Margarita #1 is in the books!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (y+BJh)

277 Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (FFJtw)

Hmm. What's with the capital W?

Wait.

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL WILLOW???!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (Mouru)

278 WHY ARE CHRISTIANS ENRICHING THIS PUSHED-IN TURD IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

Because of the thing leftists don't understand about Christians. I don't HATE you because you are gay. I don't wish ill on you, I don't want to kill you, I don't want your business to fail. I will talk to you like a normal human, I will patronize your business and I will pray for your soul.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (BoMuO)

279 So riddle me this. Can that gay coffee shop owner be *forced* to serve coffee to Christians because their beliefs contradict his beliefs? And shut up about it? Can he be sued? Can he be shamed into compliance? Just askin
Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (gEvQ

Yes, if he refused based on them being Christian.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (dKiJG)

Some random judge in Hawaii: Not so fast!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (auHtY)

280 So driving home from picking up my son from preschool, I saw a high school "boy" with multi colored hair and a pink tutu. If it wasn't for the fact my son needs speech therapy we wouldn't be going near the public schools

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (dKiJG)

281 BTW I sometimes, not always, allowed myself a quiet f-bomb when I had a difficult experience with a customer.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (nBr1j)

282 Be back in a minute - I have to tell him to bring me some grapes.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (lwiT4)

Be sure to tell him to bring you the ones that don't taste like feet.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (S416i)

283 Do NOT order the "macho macchiato" at gay dude's coffee shop. Just don't.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

284 I am of the opinion that businesses have the right to serve or refuse service to anyone, for any reason, at any time, no matter how stupid, rude, or awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2017 07:59 PM

Not since 1964

Yep. The Camel's Nose Act of 1964. Everyone thought it was a great idea at the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (Mouru)

285 >>> One has to really wonder about the obamas and why they would expose their daughters to weinstein hollywood or lena .

Would you wave your dick at Michelle's daughter?

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (U0v/A)

286 So riddle me this. Can that gay coffee shop owner be *forced* to serve coffee to Christians because their beliefs contradict his beliefs? And shut up about it? Can he be sued? Can he be shamed into compliance? Just askin
Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (gEvQ

Even before the homosexual mafia showed up, what he did is illegal at the Federal level. He runs a public establishment and can't discriminate on the basis of religion.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 06, 2017 08:12 PM (J70i0)

287 Here's the Kids in the Hall telling us all about The Doors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xillqqt0Y0

I love this one!

"Greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls!"

Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:12 PM (3wpuP)

288
271 Weasel, I found a plate. Waiting on Jim to tell me if it is the right kind.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (kbuqw)
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OK! Any benefit to me getting there earlier than 4pm? I can probably switch to an earlier flight and help set up if you like.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)

289 Careful....a cob threatened me with the banhammer the other day for using that 3 letter word.

Or is it legal now?
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:09 PM (Jcg9Q)

Must've missed the memo. Do you recall which cob?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

290 Cicero im on my phone. Kod is using my vomputer.

Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (FFJtw)

291 Yeah careful with the f word or we'll all get another talking to

Posted by: NCKate at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (cpPGe)

We can write Fahrvergnugen any more?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (auHtY)

292 Holy crap! What's happening in Cleveland??

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (lwiT4)

293 Many years ago I took a long road trip. After being on the road all day, I stopped into a little roadside motel for the night. It was an owner operated business, not a chain.

I looked in the dresser drawers and found a whole bunch of Christian tracts in addition to the usual Gideon Bible.

I wasn't religious, but I read some of them. The next morning when I checked out, I left a note for the owner saying he had a nice place and I enjoyed my stay.

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

294 Cicero im on my phone. Kod is using my vomputer.
Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (FFJtw)

Wow. That's one hell of a smart fish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:14 PM (Mouru)

295 Weasel and Ben, you talking AR500-type plates? For some reason I don't think cooking is involved.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:14 PM (QDnY+)

296 Yep. The Camel's Nose Act of 1964. Everyone thought it was a great idea at the time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (Mouru)

Not everyone. There were people who pointed out what would happen. But I support the Christians going out and suing the guy into oblivion. You have to make them hurt so they might understand.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 06, 2017 08:14 PM (J70i0)

297 Michelle waves her dick at me all the time.

Posted by: Barack the MAGNIFICENT at October 06, 2017 08:14 PM (89T5c)

298 Must've missed the memo. Do you recall which cob?

Posted by: Insomniac
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I'm gonna search the comments for the offensive comment while I smoke a fag. brb

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:14 PM (2wRtc)

299 >>> Holy crap! What's happening in Cleveland??

Is the lake on fire again?

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (U0v/A)

300 Weasel, starting time is 2:00 , you're late.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (kbuqw)

301 290 Cicero im on my phone. Kod is using my vomputer.
Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (FFJtw)

Looks like willow just got back from her dealer.

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (z/Ubi)

302 Grr typinf on this is tuff

Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (FFJtw)

303 Imagine a horror story. 200 years from now family moves into a house into Chappaqua. The daughter lays her head down on the pillow to sleep, but has nightmares about some screaming, rage filled monster trying to kill her. The parents take her to a psychiatrist, get her meds, etc. but nothing seems to work. Night after night, her condition worsens, and nothing seems to help. I'm not sure how it resolves, but it seems like it could have a Lovecraftian feel, like the Shunned House or the Colour out of Space.

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (/qEW2)

304 Willow's mary jane problem is starting to get serious. Time for a horde intervention, doesn't everyone agree.

Forgot her own nic, and now posting delusional comments. Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (QDnY+)

305 258

You're in.

Keyboardist Ray Manzarek was indispensable to their success.

Morrison's death was a gut punch. Makes me understand how other people feel when some celebrity they like died.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (8sZIF)

306 NO HIDE SNEK IN AZZ

Posted by: Blunt Christian Tract at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (AAbgH)

307 Must've missed the memo. Do you recall which cob?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

The threat was by email. Supposedly 2 cobs were upset, but the "nicer" one let me keep posting. Whatever.

Xe is here almost every night, that's all I'll say.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

308 Smacks buzz

Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (FFJtw)

309 Hillary Clinton: I Screamed Into a Pillow Over the Shock of Losing a fifth of Jack

She got the shakes and drop it. She was inconsolable

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (auHtY)

310 If it wasn't for the fact my son needs speech therapy we wouldn't be going near the public schools

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 08:11 PM (dKiJG)
=======================

Patrick - if your child is age 3 or older, speech therapy services are mandated whether they are in public school or not.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (lwiT4)

311 Cicero im on my phone. Kod is using my vomputer.

Posted by: Willow
===

Actually , waiter, I'll have whatever she's smoking.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (2wRtc)

312 297; tell her to quit waving it at us. please.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (KP5rU)

313 Cicero im on my phone. Kod is using my vomputer.
Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:13 PM (FFJtw)
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That right there is indeed our willow. No doubt about it.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (UoSKV)

314 Looks like willow just got back from her dealer.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (z/Ubi)

And it looks like some really good shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (Mouru)

315 Hansen has described Trump as having the cunning of a street fighter. Looking back, HRC and her Deep State supporters underestimated him. I wonder if she ever realizes that?
Posted by: Jmel at October 06, 2017 08:04 PM (Azu82)

That's what I like about Trump he fights.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

316 Morrison's death was a gut punch. Makes me understand how other people feel when some celebrity they like died.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (8sZIF)
================

I loved his voice.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:17 PM (lwiT4)

317
295 Weasel and Ben, you talking AR500-type plates? For some reason I don't think cooking is involved.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:14 PM (QDnY+)
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You are correct, sir!

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:17 PM (Sfs6o)

318 You guys! Stop that. Nevermiind im gonna make dinner

Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:17 PM (FFJtw)

319

Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

320 Grr typinf on this is tuff

Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (FFJtw)

Well I've found my entertainment for the evening.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:18 PM (Jcg9Q)

321 318 You guys! Stop that. Nevermiind im gonna make dinner
Posted by: Willow at October 06, 2017 08:17 PM (FFJtw)

Special brownies for dessert?

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)

322 Is the lake on fire again?
Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (U0v/A)

That was the river we burned.

Posted by: Clevelander that knows AtC at October 06, 2017 08:18 PM (J70i0)

323 (ABC) - The unemployment rate for African-Americans fell to a 17-year low in September, and the rates for all other major racial and ethnic groups also dropped.

More proof that Trump is a racist!!1!!1!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2017 08:18 PM (auHtY)

324 300 Weasel, starting time is 2:00 , you're late.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (kbuqw)
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OK if I get there a little early?

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:18 PM (Sfs6o)

325 Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

Roger that. Thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

326 I know I can be cheap or, generously, frugal, but there isn't a coffee shop that beats my 15 dollar drip coffee maker or ancient percolator and some Eight O'Clock coffee. Figure a cup costs less than a dime, which makes it taste even better.

Posted by: JTB at October 06, 2017 08:18 PM (V+03K)

327 (ABC) - The unemployment rate for African-Americans fell to a 17-year low in September, and the rates for all other major racial and ethnic groups also dropped.

More proof that Trump is a racist!!1!!1!

Posted by: TheQuietMan

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He's making them work... LIKE SLAVES!

Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:19 PM (3wpuP)

328 May I slyly suggest the devious variation "f*g flag" for the forbidden phrase?

I always substitute an asterisk for key vowels in profanity here, assuming that helps lower ace's bad-word count, or something, plus it seems more polite. Sort of a written "beep" as one gets in audio.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:19 PM (QDnY+)

329 rhomboid, cooking is not but drinking is.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:19 PM (kbuqw)

330 That's what I like about Trump he fights.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

It's not just that he fights but he learns and adapts. How many stories were there about chaos in the campaign because Trump kept replacing people?

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at October 06, 2017 08:20 PM (J70i0)

331 Cleveland ties it Are you serious!!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:20 PM (lwiT4)

332 Want some whiplash?

Al Jazeera is talking about how gun control was used by racists to keep guns out of the hands of minorities.

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:20 PM (z/Ubi)

333 He's making them work... LIKE SLAVES!
Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:19 PM (3wpuP)

I believe that the standard spelling is SL*VES. Can't go triggering people with ugly words now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru)

334 Yeah careful with the f word or we'll all get another talking to

Posted by: NCKate at October 06, 2017 08:10 PM (cpPGe)

Anyone who makes me picture Lena Dunham's backside in any context gets an f-bomb.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2017 08:21 PM (BoMuO)

335 He's making them work... LIKE SLAVES!
Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:19 PM (3wpuP)

I believe that the standard spelling is SL*VES. Can't go triggering people with ugly words now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

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S*rry.

Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:21 PM (3wpuP)

336
L*na D*nham

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:21 PM (2wRtc)

337 Al Jazeera is talking about how gun control was used by racists to keep guns out of the hands of minorities.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:20 PM (z/Ubi)

With only limited success, apparently.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:21 PM (Mouru)

338 Patrick - if your child is age 3 or older, speech therapy services are mandated whether they are in public school or not.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:16 PM (lwiT4)

He's 4 and insurance won't cover Private, we pay for Private and he sees the School speech therapist.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 08:21 PM (dKiJG)

339 grammie

1) Chief back from Happy Hunting Ground! On warpath!

2) Me too. What a gd hideous waste. He never sang in his whole life before he met the band that made him famous, btw.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (8sZIF)

340 The torpedo.

Heh. It happens.

USS Goldsborough DDG-20 did that in 1965, hitting the Mike-2 pier at Naval Base Pearl Harbor

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (hyuyC)

341 All those aggressive pro-legalization sorts here at the HQ might step back and look at willow's case. I mean, a clean-living soul with a pure heart - and then, evil weed started to consume her. Anecdata, if I've ever seen it. Sad, really.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (QDnY+)

342 334; lena dunham, g-string. you're welcome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

343 Weren't the Yankees up 6-1? And now tied 8-8?

I hope atc is watching

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (lwiT4)

344 Weasel, there is no such thing as too early. When you see my nuked yard you will want to have been here last month. A pox on feral pigs.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (kbuqw)

345 >>> That was the river we burned.

The Cuyahoga, yes? I prefer the legend to the truth on this one.

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2017 08:23 PM (U0v/A)

346 I always substitute an asterisk for key vowels in profanity here, assuming that helps lower ace's bad-word count, or something, plus it seems more polite. Sort of a written "beep" as one gets in audio.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:19 PM (QDnY+)

I try to do that too. Sometimes I slip and write the whole offensive word.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:23 PM (Ri/rl)

347

I saw Screaming Homos open for Coffee Shop Anus Poppers at Golden Gate Park in '87.

Posted by: Ricky Retardo at October 06, 2017 08:23 PM (qul7b)

348 Soon, all words will be filled with asterisks and nobody will have a clue about what anyone else is saying.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)

349 Screaming H*mos

An*s Poppers

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (2wRtc)

350 Sure the unemployment rate is down, but how about that other number? You know, the people that dropped off the radar because their unemployment insurance ran out and they quit looking for jobs. You know, the ones they don't count anymore.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (gEvQ8)

351 342 334; lena dunham, g-string. you're welcome.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

Please die in a fire. Sincerely, your good friend,

Insomniac

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

352 348 Soon, all words will be filled with asterisks and nobody will have a clue about what anyone else is saying.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)

**** *** ******

Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (z/Ubi)

353 It will be like living in Czechoslovakia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (Mouru)

354 Damn, I gave up on the Tribe. Now they come back and tie it.

Posted by: dantesed at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (88xKn)

355 Sweet bubbly Jesus on a bicycle.

"But to lose to someone who I believed profoundly was not ready for the job, was temperamentally unqualified for the job -- was such a burden."

TEMPERAMENTALLY UNQUALIFIED. Ya mean, like an adult who would FUCKING SCREAM INTO A PILLOW BECAUSE DIDN'T GET HER WAY?!?!????!!!??!

Just STFU and go away.

Posted by: The media can EABOD at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (CEU4j)

356 350 Sure the unemployment rate is down, but how about that other number? You know, the people that dropped off the radar because their unemployment insurance ran out and they quit looking for jobs. You know, the ones they don't count anymore.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (gEvQ

Workforce participation.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

357 Keyboardist Ray Manzarek was indispensable to their success.
Morrison's death was a gut punch. Makes me understand how other people feel when some celebrity they like died.
Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:15 PM (8sZIF)

You should search YouTube for Al Yankovich's Doors parody song "Craigslist". It sounds like every Doors song you've ever heard. Brilliantly done.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (S416i)

358 Jeebus, Ben, trust the drinking starts after the rifles are cased? Love drinking and shooting the same day, just as long as it's in the right order.

Just painted some of my AR500 plates today, myself. They get light use - never see anything more powerful than a 30 carbine standard load at 50 yds., mostly just lead reloads (light loads).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

359 He's making them work... LIKE SLAVES!
Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:19 PM (3wpuP)

I believe that the standard spelling is SL*VES. Can't go triggering people with ugly words now.
Posted by: Cicero

Fuck. We can't?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (wmyHK)

360 Sure the unemployment rate is down, but how about that other number? You know, the people that dropped off the radar because their unemployment insurance ran out and they quit looking for jobs. You know, the ones they don't count anymore.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (gEvQ

The labor participation rate went up. More people in the work force and looking for a job now.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (auHtY)

361 She let the world down? Her ego has its own atmosphere.

Posted by: ramajama at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (UH7fg)

362 *she

She didn't get her way.....

Posted by: The media can EABOD at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (CEU4j)

363
*Czechoslovakia*

Posted by: Brick Heck at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (2wRtc)

364 Fuck. We can't?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (wmyHK)

G*t w*th th* pr*gr*m, c*vem*n.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (Mouru)

365 He's 4 and insurance won't cover Private, we pay for Private and he sees the School speech therapist.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 08:21 PM (dKiJG)
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Oh, I see, he's seeing two therapists. It might be possible when he's a full-time student to get an IEP written for him that would give him more extensive therapy time via the school. Then you might not have to pay for private. God bless you.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (lwiT4)

366 Regarding all who now say, "Well, of course Weinstein
Is a pig, we've all known that for decades..." F�ch each and everyone of you sideways with a barbed pineapple! (Looking at you, especially, Ms Naaaaaasty woman). You all knew. You all have known. You did nothing. You said nothing. You used him for your advancemeny as much as he used you for his perverted desires and YOU perpetuated his continued abuse of women. Shame. Shame. Shame you self serving fxcks!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (99Nt9)

367 There has been a lot of good news today, so I expect the MSM to crank out some bad fakenews to smear Trump over the weekend.

Posted by: josephistan at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (ANIFC)

368 "So riddle me this. Can that gay coffee shop owner be *forced* to serve coffee to Christians because their beliefs contradict his beliefs? And shut up about it? Can he be sued? Can he be shamed into compliance? Just askin
Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (gEvQ

According to Oregon's public accommodation laws, yes they can.

They should be sued, put out of business, and what ever proceeds are left should be donated to Right to Life groups.

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (sf2BM)

369 354 Damn, I gave up on the Tribe. Now they come back and tie it.
Posted by: dantesed at October 06, 2017 08:24 PM (88xKn)

Those sneaky Joos, always full of surprises!

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

370 I'm back. Knee hurts like hell. But I was only $10 short of my goal and everyone said tomorrow will be much better. SO... fingers crossed. If I can double what I did today I will be thrilled.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 06, 2017 08:27 PM (CNHr1)

371 Grammie, AtC is on the Twatter going nuts. Well, not any more nuts that she already was, but she does seem to be having a great time.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:27 PM (gEvQ8)

372 Ben, you gotta the wild pigs? Can you shoot 'em where you are? Not a hunter myself, but know that a growing if secret national past-time is shooting those porkers, esp. of course in ag areas. Varmint status in all states, I believe.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:27 PM (QDnY+)

373 According to Oregon's public accommodation laws, yes they can.

I believe the Hawaiian Judge Exception may come into play here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:27 PM (Mouru)

374 "I wish the pillow would have grabbed her by the throat and choked her."

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 07:24 PM (kbuqw)
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Like the one that nailed Justice Scalia???

Posted by: Old Codger at October 06, 2017 08:27 PM (fpd99)

375 so, we have to learn polish, or welsh now? bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

376 rhomboid. Trust your Horde. Everything will happen in the right order.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:28 PM (kbuqw)

377 202 The chapel from the Columbus Castle in Spain, and his Admiral's desk, are on display in Boalsburg, PA, of all places.

http://www.boalmuseum.com/columbus-chapel.html
Posted by: Pavel Chekov at October 06, 2017 07:57 PM (ANIFC)
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Now, that is .... amazing.
You never know what you'll find or where you'll find it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 06, 2017 08:28 PM (0jtPF)

378 Tucker showing BLM protesting Free Speech event.

This is gonna get good.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:28 PM (2wRtc)

379 They should be sued, put out of business, and what ever proceeds are left should be donated to Right to Life groups.
Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (sf2BM)

I hope someone sues them too.

What is sauce for the goose and all that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:28 PM (Ri/rl)

380 Look, I'm askeered of willow getting high. She has a hippie-murderin' cement mixer and she's liable to fire that puppy up.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:29 PM (S416i)

381 Ben, you gotta the wild pigs? Can you shoot 'em where you are? Not a hunter myself, but know that a growing if secret national past-time is shooting those porkers, esp. of course in ag areas. Varmint status in all states, I believe.

Since they aren't game animals, zap 'em with a crossbow.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2017 08:29 PM (wmyHK)

382 Ben Had @ 140- o-dark-30...
I have a cup of butter coffee at about that time most work mornings sitting here at the keyboard. Prefer Community with chicory. Mmmmm. Makes the day better. By the way, will there be shooting at the mom? Asking for Mrs. E.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2017 08:29 PM (zLDYs)

383 Workforce participation.

Thanks Insomniac. That's the word my brain wouldn't cough up. Maybe I need more beer.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:29 PM (gEvQ8)

384 i'm sure someone already made the joke about the FAB no longer being an anal virgin, but when has that ever stopped a Moron?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 06, 2017 08:29 PM (xsabZ)

385 According to Oregon's public accommodation laws, yes they can.
They should be sued, put out of business, and what ever proceeds are left should be donated to Right to Life groups.
Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (sf2BM)

But the incident was in Seattle.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:30 PM (S416i)

386
Grammie, AtC is on the Twatter going nuts. Well, not any more nuts that
she already was, but she does seem to be having a great time.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:27 PM (gEvQ

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Oh, I'm so glad! I'm hoping for a Cubs / Indians re-match. I'm due for another heart attack and that would set me right up.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)

387 384; you're evil.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:31 PM (KP5rU)

388 Muse

I'll do so, although I never really grooved on Weird Al heretofore.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:31 PM (8sZIF)

389 340 The torpedo.

Heh. It happens.

USS Goldsborough DDG-20 did that in 1965, hitting the Mike-2 pier at Naval Base Pearl Harbor
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (hyuyC)

Had a friend on the USS Goldsborough on his first deployment after boot camp in 1978 or 79. He was on it long enough for it to sail to Honolulu to be dry docked for 2 years for repairs / upgrade. He had shore duty for two years in Honolulu. He's always been the luckiest son of a bitch I've known.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 06, 2017 08:31 PM (LuKE7)

390 Al Jazeera is talking about how gun control was used by racists to keep guns out of the hands of minorities.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2017 08:20 PM (z/Ubi)

With only limited success, apparently.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2017 08:21 PM (Mouru)

Democrats run the big blue cities.

Democrats are the worst racists of all.

Blacks overwhelmingly live in the big blue cities.

The big blue cities have the strictest gun control laws.

If they're having limited success, it's not because they're not trying.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

391 Thanks Insomniac. That's the word my brain wouldn't cough up. Maybe I need more beer.

Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 06, 2017 08:31 PM (Mouru)

392 You know who else screamed after your loss, Hillary? The economy. Consumer confidence. You've done wonders for the country.

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2017 08:31 PM (iFP6G)

393 The labor participation rate went up. More people in the work force and looking for a job now.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (auHtY)

Not by much though. There was a very small uptick but the participation rate is still only 63.1, compared to 66 this time ten years ago. We have a long way to go.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

394 Sweet bubbly Jesus on a bicycle.

I've seen the a number of variations on Jesus- "Jesus on a pogo stick". "Jesus on roller skates" etc
but they usually involve "baby" Jesus, and not "bubbly" Jesus. I am glad to know Jesus had a effervescent personality. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2017 08:32 PM (iVOAv)

395 I'll do so, although I never really grooved on Weird Al heretofore.
Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:31 PM (8sZIF)

I saw him get into leather pants and a wig when they were doing that song live; it was great.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:32 PM (S416i)

396 I'm due for another heart attack and that would set me right up.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)

Just let us know the address to the hospital so the Horde can send flowers.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:32 PM (gEvQ8)

397 383 Workforce participation.

Thanks Insomniac. That's the word my brain wouldn't cough up. Maybe I need more beer.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:29 PM (gEvQ

Beer is good for you.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

398 According to Oregon's public accommodation laws, yes they can.
They should be sued, put out of business, and what ever proceeds are left should be donated to Right to Life groups.
Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (sf2BM)

But the incident was in Seattle.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:30 PM (S416i)

Your point?

/s

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:32 PM (Jcg9Q)

399 3 letter f word?

Fat?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (z2W2E)

400 rhomboid- They are all over my place. There is a rotating cycle. If the coyotes are here , no pigs. If the pigs are here , no coyotes.

If I nail one Friday night, it will be roast pork on the menu for the meet up.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (kbuqw)

401 Not sure why the f word is a big deal. There's only one homosexual regular here, and it's a woman, AtC. In fact, she's occasionally used the label 'fagette' in her sock. Maybe we should ask her if it's offensive and let her decide?

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (/qEW2)

402 My M38 (sawed-off Mosin-Nagant, basically) is perfect for hawg huntin', I've been told by people who use them for that. 7.62X54R round has plenty of oomph to penetrate the frontal armor and take the critter to hawg heaven. Short barrel makes it handy for the locations where said activity often occurs.

Weird, when you think about it. Rifles punched out by the millions by people standing out in the open or under expedient wood shelters using machinery evacuated to elude the German advance, at the height of the greatest land war ever seen, now being used to kill wild pigs in America.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (QDnY+)

403 The torpedo

RN Stingray. Launced while testing the system without the instructions in hand for safe testing.

My prediction, a loss ofd a payhtade, then close supervision.

ISTR a story in San Diego when a triple mount on a FRAM Can DD was unloaded right at a Japanese Maru in the early '60s. The torpedoes either missed underneath or duded.

Anyway, the Maru was yelling over Bridge to Bridge Radio CH-13 "We surrendered in 1945." The DD CO was relieved for cause.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (hyuyC)

404 lena dunham, g-string. you're welcome.

Trick or treat!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (pfkaR)

405 Just let us know the address to the hospital so the Horde can send flowers.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:32 PM (gEvQ

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Flowers? Pfft - send gin

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (lwiT4)

406 385 According to Oregon's public accommodation laws, yes they can.
They should be sued, put out of business, and what ever proceeds are left should be donated to Right to Life groups.
Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (sf2BM)

But the incident was in Seattle.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:30 PM (S416i)

I'd be interested to know if WA has similar laws. If so, they should sue sue sue.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

407 Now pondering ways to use the word vomputer in a sentence.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 08:34 PM (coF1i)

408 344 Weasel, there is no such thing as too early. When you see my nuked yard you will want to have been here last month. A pox on feral pigs.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:22 PM (kbuqw)
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Would you believe I've never been hunting? Done a lot of shooting but never killed anything. Probably too old to start now!
Just changed to an earlier flight, so I can come a little early and help set things up, or stand around getting in the way.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)

409 We're holding steady in our preferred demographic: people who don't watch sports.

Posted by: The NFL at October 06, 2017 08:34 PM (iFP6G)

410 Wow, that content was better than sex

Posted by: spypeach at October 06, 2017 08:34 PM (myc22)

411 ISTR a story in San Diego when a triple mount on a FRAM Can DD was unloaded right at a Japanese Maru in the early '60s. The torpedoes either missed underneath or duded.

But did it damage the turbo encabulator?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:35 PM (S416i)

412 Has anybody ever seen OM and Jim Morrison in the same place at the same time?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2017 08:35 PM (XFue2)

413 Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (/qEW2)

I believe V the K is a gay and he's a regular-through intermittent poster.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2017 08:35 PM (iVOAv)

414 Tucker had some real winners tonight!

Posted by: Very Undude at October 06, 2017 08:35 PM (2X7pN)

415 357
You should search YouTube for Al Yankovich's Doors parody song "Craigslist". It sounds like every Doors song you've ever heard. Brilliantly done.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (S416i)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sALru9IJk

*jaw hits floor*

How have I never heard this before?

Weird Al is in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, yes?

If not, why not?

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

416 "They're coming out with their hands up. Full scale surrender," says U.S. General, referring to ISIS.

Worth a look. Link at Lucianne to Daily Mail article.

"Is it not passing brave,
To be a king,
And ride in triumph through Persepolis?"

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:35 PM (8sZIF)

417
Tucker showing BLM protesting Free Speech event.

This is gonna get good.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:28 PM

The guy he talked to about them said that the 15th amendment to the constitution allows slavery.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 08:36 PM (IqV8l)

418 He's making them work... LIKE SLAVES!
Posted by: RKae at October 06, 2017 08:19 PM (3wpuP)

I believe that the standard spelling is SL*VES. Can't go triggering people with ugly words now.
Posted by: Cicero

Fuck. We can't?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (wmyHK)

Lol.

As I pointed out to the cob who emailed me, I think somebody really should put in writing the yeas and nays of posting. It seems to change regularly.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

419 Eromero- That would be a YES.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:36 PM (kbuqw)

420 No thanks I'll pass on that steaming hot cup of HIV.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 06, 2017 08:37 PM (4ErVI)

421 "Al Jazeera is talking about how gun control was used by racists to keep guns out of the hands of minorities."

So... they're in favor of it?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 06, 2017 08:37 PM (3JQ/p)

422 Holy Cow NaCLy Dog, that is freaking hilarious!

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:37 PM (gEvQ8)

423 NaCly Dog, did the Goldsborough get a pier-symbol where its service marks went? Or did it fail to sink the pier?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:37 PM (QDnY+)

424 Police officer looking at body atop keyboard, "any cause of death?"

Forensic officer gently picking the guy's face off monitor and then vomits over everything.

Police officer looks at monitor and barely keeps his lunch down. On the screen is an image of Lena Dunham in a G-string. He quickly turns away and between gasps for breath dictates. "Tentative COD is vomputer."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 08:38 PM (coF1i)

425 394 Fenelon

Christ on a crutch!

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:38 PM (8sZIF)

426 >>1 While Huma licked her taint?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 06, 2017 07:13 PM (SZgVn)

#1 with a Bullet (vibrator)!

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2017 08:38 PM (duR12)

427 I think Strasburg will throw a no-no tonight

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 06, 2017 08:38 PM (oiItG)

428 389 Alabaster Jones

2 years of Shore Duty in Honolulu. He was broke and probably tore pages out of his medical record.

Vice three deployments with 300 of your best friends while saving money at sea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:39 PM (hyuyC)

429 One has to really wonder about the obamas and why they would expose their daughters to weinstein hollywood or lena .

Posted by: Willow

HW isn't stupid. He can control his impulses if it would do irreparable harm. That female lawyer something Bloom said she had many sessions with him, and that he was the perfect gentlemen.

He's canny, cunning. He's not some out of control cretin like Carlos Danger. Obamas probably know that he's not going to try anything. And Lena's not going to try to stick any pebbles into them. They know she's more or less on the same wavelength they are.

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 08:39 PM (/qEW2)

430 "But the incident was in Seattle."

I misunderstood.

I thought it was Portland. Washington State Laws I don't know. You would have to check. I would think they would be similar.

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:39 PM (sf2BM)

431 If there was no data entered into the torpedoes from the TDC, then I would say that triple mount fired three duds.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 08:39 PM (coF1i)

432 rhomboid- It is not too late for you to come to the MoMe. I have a block of rooms for the out of towners.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:40 PM (kbuqw)

433 Been gone all day....what'd I miss? Anyone get banned? Any fights? Flame war?!

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 08:40 PM (Enq6K)

434 411 OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer

Typing comments with this tiny keyboard and my big hands is not my proudest achievement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:40 PM (hyuyC)

435
Happiness is a warm gun (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)

When I hold you in my arms (Oo-oo oh yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (Oo-oo oh yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (Oo-oo oh yeah)
Because happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 06, 2017 08:40 PM (e8kgV)

436 146 Headline to google:

TORPEDOH! Bungling Navy officer accidentally fired a torpedo into a nuclear dockyard while doing maintenance

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 06, 2017 07:45 PM (LWu6U)

++++

What was his name? And by that I mean his Muslim name.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 06, 2017 08:41 PM (FUu/Z)

437 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sALru9IJk
*jaw hits floor*

How have I never heard this before?

Weird Al is in the Rock Roll Hall of Fame, yes?
If not, why not?
Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

I think that's actually Ray Manzarek on keyboards.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:41 PM (S416i)

438 "Weird, when you think about it. Rifles punched out by the millions by people standing out in the open or under expedient wood shelters using machinery evacuated to elude the German advance, at the height of the greatest land war ever seen, now being used to kill wild pigs in America.
Posted by: rhomboid "

Is this a great country, or what ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 06, 2017 08:42 PM (z3Hmr)

439 435
Happiness is a warm gun (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)

When I hold you in my arms (Oo-oo oh yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (Oo-oo oh yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (Oo-oo oh yeah)
Because happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 06, 2017 08:40 PM (e8kgV)

Not sure if this was about sex or shooting heroin.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

440 {{{ Anna Puma}}}

How are you doing? All your stories published?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:42 PM (hyuyC)

441 Screaming into a pillow. Yes, that's exactly what we're looking for in a world leader.

NEXT!

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2017 08:42 PM (ZWMwp)

442 401 Not sure why the f word is a big deal. There's only one homosexual regular here, and it's a woman, AtC. In fact, she's occasionally used the label 'fagette' in her sock. Maybe we should ask her if it's offensive and let her decide?
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 08:33 PM (/qEW2)

I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I used to say that word a lot but I used it as a synonym for wuss. I wouldn't call a gay man that.

I also say, I'm not retarded, I also would never call a special needs person retarded. I am using retarded as a synonym for dumba**.

I have become politically correct. I really just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

You are still free to call me a dumb portagee and I take no offense.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)

443 Nice pitch Cleveland! Strike him out with a guy on third - yes!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

444 You should search YouTube for Al Yankovich's Doors parody song "Craigslist". It sounds like every Doors song you've ever heard. Brilliantly done.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (S416i)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sALru9IJk

*jaw hits floor*

How have I never heard this before?

Weird Al is in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, yes?

If not, why not?

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

That was great.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

445 What if they gave a war and nobody showed up?

What if we WON the war and nobody even noticed?

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:43 PM (8sZIF)

446 437
I think that's actually Ray Manzarek on keyboards.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:41 PM (S416i)

It sounds like the whole band!

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

447 One warning - It is dove season in Texas but the flock that sits on all of my fences everyday are off limits.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:43 PM (kbuqw)

448 Washington State law is similar.

Prohibits discrimination based on "creed" .

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7r9qq4c

Send in the law yakkers.

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:44 PM (sf2BM)

449 Happiness is a warm gun.

Did they play that at John Lennon's funeral?

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2017 08:44 PM (ZWMwp)

450 Hell, I was a Radioman so I don't know, but don't torpedoes have to run a certain distance before they arm? As an aside, I remember a story from a year or two ago about this guy in Germany that had a live torpedo in his basement. Says he never knew it was a live one, thought it was a practice torpedo. He also owned a Panther tank and used it help clear roads after it snowed a lot.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2017 08:44 PM (gEvQ8)

451
I know that everyone is goin'a miss my Fanny
No one ever could resist my Fanny
But they wouldn't dare to kiss my Fanny
Cause she's so in love with me

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 06, 2017 08:44 PM (e8kgV)

452 Rhomboid,

Are extended magazines outlawed in CA now? If you owned them before the latest ban were they grandfathered in?

I don't have any but I wish I did.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:44 PM (Ri/rl)

453 'Got a trashcan of
styrofoam pea-nuts
You can have them for free'

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2017 08:44 PM (duR12)

454 Happiness is a warm gun.

Did they play that at John Lennon's funeral?
==

Jim Brady's.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:44 PM (2wRtc)

455 Posting again because it's so perfect. From the Royal Navy report on the torpedo incident:

"This may be viewed as a deviation from the intended plan."

Kinda reminds me of the classic line from Hirohito's surrender broadcast of August 15, 1945: "the world situation has developed not entirely to Japan's advantage". Actually rivals anything from British history.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (QDnY+)

456 Ben Had...Y'all just made Mrs. E a happy woman. I hope no snags for me getting that Saturday off. Can we just call you from Collin Street Bakery that morning?

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (zLDYs)

457 Salty Dawg, still writing stories and rewriting stories. The life of a mad scribbler.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (coF1i)

458 hillary screaming into a "my pillow?"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (KP5rU)

459 Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)
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I like to use cripple, homo and retard to offend SJW's. I'd never use them on, you know - a cripple, homo or a retard!

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)

460 At least Ernie Johnson is calling the Cubs game. We've got that going for us.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (lwiT4)

461 Looks like the KKK is well represented at the ballgame in DC tonight.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 06, 2017 08:46 PM (O5Q3r)

462 Ben Had - I'd be happy to put on a little rifle clinic if you'd like me to!

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:47 PM (Sfs6o)

463 Did anyone else see Steve Scalise throw out the first pitch at the Cubs / Nats game? Not a bad throw. He was using a walker.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:47 PM (lwiT4)

464 436 Anon Y. Mous.

A petty officer named Dusty Miller?

Royal Navy Islamization level is low compared with the British Army. And it was a petty officer.

In the US Navy it would have been a TM2 (Last Name),

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:47 PM (hyuyC)

465 Portland , Maine banning Columbus Day -

Tucker's show is a glass display case of the terminally shit-brained.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:47 PM (2wRtc)

466 Huma! I'm feeling sad. Bring me your pillows...

Posted by: Hillzebub! at October 06, 2017 08:48 PM (iFP6G)

467 Eromero- You Bet.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:48 PM (kbuqw)

468 Would you believe I've never been hunting? Done a lot of shooting but never killed anything. Probably too old to start now!
Just changed to an earlier flight, so I can come a little early and help set things up, or stand around getting in the way.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)

IIRC you're a professional shooter, right?

I still have a few guns I haven't shot yet. An intro from a pro would be nice.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:48 PM (Jcg9Q)

469 Great At Bat so far.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2017 08:49 PM (XFue2)

470 Ben that is a very generous offer, but I don't think I can swing any travel right now. Danggit. At some point there needs to be a national gun-nut momee.

CaliGirl, um, not sure - but yes, in terms of law, "high capacity" mags (more than 10 rounds) are illegal now, including the previously grandfathered ones. The law was stayed by a court back when it was due to take effect (July?) - don't know the status now. Also have no 10+ mags.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 08:49 PM (QDnY+)

471 465; give maine to canada. full of assholes anyway. and, moose knuckles.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:49 PM (KP5rU)

472 442 - I have purged that word (and some others) from my vocab too. Mostly because I'm religious and found that using that kind of terminology had an adverse impact on how I viewed them as people - inconsistent with my supposed beliefs (deplore the sin, not the sinner, as a shorthand).

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 06, 2017 08:49 PM (H5knJ)

473 At least Ernie Johnson is calling the Cubs game. We've got that going for us.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (lwiT4)

You posting scores and highlights? Can Slap do color for you?

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:49 PM (sf2BM)

474 63 Did anyone else see Steve Scalise throw out the first pitch at the Cubs / Nats game? Not a bad throw. He was using a walker.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:47 PM (lwiT4)

Another victim of the climate of hate brought on by right-wingers.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:50 PM (S416i)

475 Portland , Maine banning Columbus Day -

Tucker's show is a glass display case of the terminally shit-brained.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:47 PM (2wRtc)

Aren't they going to replace it with Injun Day or something else PC?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2017 08:50 PM (auHtY)

476 Anna Puma

Carry on, young lass.

Please let me know when they are in a dead tree version, so I can buy them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:50 PM (hyuyC)

477 All the boys in the neighborhood,
Say your black bottom is really good,
Come on show me your black bottom,
I want to learn that dance!

(Ma Rainey's Black Bottom lyrics)

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:50 PM (8sZIF)

478 Hawkeye Pierce Day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 08:50 PM (IqV8l)

479 I like to use cripple, homo and retard to offend SJW's. I'd never use them on, you know - a cripple, homo or a retard!
Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)

I used to say you big hom* all the time. Again synonym for wuss. Now I say you big retard.

When I'm speaking about my BIL to my husband I say your ho** brother.

No offense to any gay men to lump that dork in with them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:51 PM (Ri/rl)

480 Are extended magazines outlawed in CA now? If you owned them before the latest ban were they grandfathered in?

I don't have any but I wish I did.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:44 PM (Ri/rl)

They were outlawed, but a judge has put a hold on that for now.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

481 I'd be interested to know if WA has similar laws. If so, they should sue sue sue.
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

Quick scan and religion does not appear to be protected, except by malicious harassment criminal code.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 08:51 PM (tbOMB)

482 Portland , Maine banning Columbus Day -
===============================

I have a step-sister in Portland. As left as left can be. She's probably the head of the Banning committee. She is also absolutely the sweetest person on the face of the earth. Harvard grad, so ....

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:52 PM (lwiT4)

483 IIRC you're a professional shooter, right?

I still have a few guns I haven't shot yet. An intro from a pro would be nice.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
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A professional nitwit, I think!
CB - I shoot competitively and also coach the Virginia long range team, and have had a little luck with both.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)

484 Weasel, How generous. Being that most everybody that is coming is a gun owner , that would be great. Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:52 PM (kbuqw)

485 Old Blue

Yes. That distance can be set.

You're not supposed to have war shots in the tubes in port. But I'm out of touch with current practice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:52 PM (hyuyC)

486 Danggit. At some point there needs to be a national gun-nut momee.

The one coming up may turn exactly into that at the rate it's going.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:53 PM (Jcg9Q)

487 I will email you between now and the 19th, Ben Had. Place your order now for cookies, but not fruitcake.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2017 08:53 PM (zLDYs)

488 >>IIRC you're a professional shooter, right?

Yep. It's not all I do.

But, it's what I'm no for.

Posted by: Peter North at October 06, 2017 08:54 PM (duR12)

489 Can Slap do color for you?

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 06, 2017 08:49 PM (sf2BM)
======================

I think we have to save the treasure that is Slap for the WS. He about wore himself out last season. Poor guy.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:54 PM (lwiT4)

490 Would it be politically incorrect to call Hillary a moral retard and mental cripple?

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 06, 2017 08:54 PM (nBr1j)

491 Aren't they going to replace it with Injun Day or something else PC?

Posted by: TheQuietMan
===

'Fuck You, Whitey' Week

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:54 PM (2wRtc)

492 CB - I shoot competitively and also coach the Virginia long range team, and have had a little luck with both.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)

*does happy dance*

I'm bringing everything.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:54 PM (Jcg9Q)

493 "You should search YouTube for Al Yankovich's Doors parody song "Craigslist". It sounds like every Doors song you've ever heard. Brilliantly done.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at October 06, 2017 08:25 PM (S416i) "

Almost perfect. The only fault being Al isn't wearing his leather pants as tight or as low slung as Jim Morrison did.

Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2017 08:54 PM (jm1YL)

494 Has Peaches made to Indy yet?

How are her feline overlords?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 08:54 PM (3GQ0S)

495 472 442 - I have purged that word (and some others) from my vocab too. Mostly because I'm religious and found that using that kind of terminology had an adverse impact on how I viewed them as people - inconsistent with my supposed beliefs (deplore the sin, not the sinner, as a shorthand).
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 06, 2017 08:49 PM (H5knJ)

Good for you. I have dialed some words back. I only say them to friends. Again I would never call gay men f word or special needs people names.

I grew up with older brothers that had all sorts of put downs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:55 PM (Ri/rl)

496 Extra innings in Cleveland 8-8 all

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:55 PM (lwiT4)

497 494; tammy, they were pissed last night. all i know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

498 Gah.
Cubs game is a nailbiter.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 06, 2017 08:56 PM (0jtPF)

499 They were outlawed, but a judge has put a hold on that for now.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 08:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

I wish I had some.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:57 PM (Ri/rl)

500 ALH

I can imagine Hillary's acceptance speech.

**shudder**

Trump winning saved my life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:57 PM (hyuyC)

501 I'll dial my words back when they quit setting my country and my culture back.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 08:57 PM (2wRtc)

502 Hah! Only at AoS: I'm reading this very earnest and thought-out comment at 442 and ithen see that t's posted by one "Bear with asymmetrical balls"

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2017 08:57 PM (iFP6G)

503 Oh, I'm so glad! I'm hoping for a Cubs / Indians re-match. I'm due for another heart attack and that would set me right up.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)

*wheezes into bag*

That would be nice.

*wheezes into bag more*

My team is trying to kill me. I love it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 06, 2017 08:58 PM (dEQP3)

504 Y'all talk like fags and your shit's all retarded.

Not really it's a joke! A joke! It's a joke you guys! Really.

Posted by: The dung beatle at October 06, 2017 08:58 PM (UdKB7)

505 Weasel, How generous. Being that most everybody that is coming is a gun owner , that would be great. Thank You.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:52 PM (kbuqw)
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I'm glad to see you're taking him up on that. I was going to chime in and tell you you'd be crazy not to!

Ask him to see his medals. They're impressive. And no, you pervs, that's not a euphemism!

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 08:58 PM (UoSKV)

506 484 Weasel, How generous. Being that most everybody that is coming is a gun owner , that would be great. Thank You.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 08:52 PM (kbuqw)
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Heck - my pleasure! I can bring a spotting scope and some shooting bags and other stuff. I'll email you in a couple of days and we can come up with a plan.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:58 PM (Sfs6o)

507 grammie

That means the winner gets 2 points, but the loser still gets 1 point, right?

Let's Go Bluz.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 08:58 PM (8sZIF)

508 My team is trying to kill me. I love it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 06, 2017 08:58 PM (dEQP3)
--------

No no no. Yankees. They need to kill the Yankees, not you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 08:59 PM (UoSKV)

509 Hillary is setting her image as The Loser, which is both funny and fitting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2017 08:59 PM (oVJmc)

510 I'm glad to see you're taking him up on that. I was going to chime in and tell you you'd be crazy not to!

Ask him to see his medals. They're impressive. And no, you pervs, that's not a euphemism!

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 08:58 PM (UoSKV)
--------
bluebell s a WAY better pie chef than I am a rifle coach!

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:59 PM (Sfs6o)

511 Paddock called hotel security twice about loud music below him.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:00 PM (2wRtc)

512 *wheezes into bag more*

My team is trying to kill me. I love it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 06, 2017 08:58 PM (dEQP3)
==================

Alex - I had written off that game and gone to the Y. It was by sheer luck I glanced at the station between innings of the Cubs game. What the heck happened??!! Marvelous! Whoop this is why I love baseball

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:00 PM (lwiT4)

513 448 Well crap. Disregard my last.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 09:00 PM (tbOMB)

514 I complained the media would memory hole the victims in Las Vegas.

Right now CNN is doing a commercial free hour on each of the victims. Kudos to them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2017 09:00 PM (EZebt)

515 Javy Javy Javy

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:00 PM (lwiT4)

516 "'Fuck You, Whitey' Week"

Only a week ?

I thought that was 24 / 365 in our newly enlightened times.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 06, 2017 09:00 PM (z3Hmr)

517 Theme From "What Happened" (Do You Know Where You're Going To)

Do you know where you're going to
Do you like the things
that life is showing you
Where are you going to
Do you know

Do you get
What you're hoping for
When you look behind you
There's no open door
What are you hoping for
Do you know

Once we were standing still in time
Chasing the fantasies
That filled our minds
You knew I loved you
But my spirit was free
Laughin' at the questions
That you once asked of me

Do you know where you're going to
Do you like the things
that life is showing you
Where are you going to
Do you know

Do you get
What you're hoping for
When you look behind you
There's no open door
What are you hoping for
Do you know

Now looking back
at all we've planned
We let so many dreams
Just slip through our hands
Why must we wait so long
Before we'll see
How sad the answers
To those questions can be

... fade to Hillary gone ...

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 06, 2017 09:01 PM (e8kgV)

518 423 rhomboid

The Pier was fine. The torpedo broke in two; warhead and propulsion unit. EOD disarmed it after a brief consult.

Many ships have incidents they try to live down, like the Sorry Sara hitting the Turkish FFG. That was a sad story all around, with plenty of people losing their jobs and status.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 09:02 PM (hyuyC)

519 Right now CNN is doing a commercial free hour on each of the victims. Kudos to them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2017 09:00 PM (EZebt)
==================

Wow. thanks for telling us - I'm taping it now

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:02 PM (lwiT4)

520 last time the cubbies won the world series (before last year) they won it twice in a row. They waited so long, it is only right they win twice again.

I do hate Chicago mob politics, but can root for the cubbies as maybe the anti-thugs ... since they were so long the underdog.

Go Cubs. (plus my hometown was a farm team for them when I was just a kid)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 06, 2017 09:02 PM (yKAUL)

521 Many ships have incidents they try to live down, like the Sorry Sara hitting the Turkish FFG. That was a sad story all around, with plenty of people losing their jobs and status.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 09:02 PM (hyuyC)

Like the Gainesville.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 09:02 PM (tbOMB)

522 So it would APPEAR that PDT has turned the corner & is cleaning up the godawful humiliating "JV team" mess that he inherited from Zero.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 09:03 PM (8sZIF)

523 I like to use cripple, homo and retard to offend SJW's. I'd never use them on, you know - a cripple, homo or a retard!

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)

++++

The fact that "retard" is considered offensive is, well, retarded. Most words we use to describe people who are behaving like they have low intelligence originated as clinical words for people who are mentally retarded. That's the fun in using those words.

moron (n.)
1910, medical Latin, from Greek (Attic) moron, neuter of moros "foolish, dull, sluggish, stupid," probably cognate with Sanskrit murah "idiotic." Latin morus "foolish" is a loan-word from Greek. Adopted by the American Association for the Study of the Feeble-minded with a technical definition "adult with a mental age between 8 and 12;" used as an insult since 1922 and subsequently dropped from technical use. Linnus had introduced morisis "idiocy."

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=moron

idiot (n.)
early 14c., "person so mentally deficient as to be incapable of ordinary reasoning;"
In old English law, one who has been without reasoning or understanding from birth, as distinguished from a lunatic, who became that way.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=idiot

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 06, 2017 09:03 PM (pvjTE)

524 512: wtf? disturbing his aim?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

525 517 - That's how low our status is - we don't even merit a month-long celebration of hate.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 06, 2017 09:03 PM (H5knJ)

526 Wow, lotsa strikes in the sidebar line-up.

Posted by: Corona at October 06, 2017 09:04 PM (G8IjC)

527 You are still free to call me a dumb portagee and I take no offense.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)

Heh, never even heard that term before, I had to look it up. I'd rather be Portuguese than half asian. Feel free to call me a slant eyed, opium sodden, yellow fiend.

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 09:04 PM (/qEW2)

528 I never liked the use of the word 'retarded' as a slur or a put-down, because so many retarded people are so lovely and sweet and good. It seems like 'retarded' should be a compliment, if anything.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

529 I missed the presser today. Anything new from LV sheriff?

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (Enq6K)

530 CUBS WIN !

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

531 NaCly Dog, "Sorry Sara" launched the Harpoon against the Turkish FFG? 1980s, right? Which ship is the Sorry Sara? And do you recall the other Harpoon ooops!, up in the Baltic, the missile started a small forest fire in Denmark.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (QDnY+)

532 522 flounder

Hazards of an operational world. No operator is without stories. It should keep people humble, but usually assholes with an ego / ability mismatch are not humble.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (hyuyC)

533 >>> Feel free to call me a ...

I'd invite you guys to call me a dirty Skandi iceback, but you're way ahead of me.

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2017 09:06 PM (U0v/A)

534 Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)
---------
I'm inclined to agree, I just like offending the perpetually offended.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 09:06 PM (Sfs6o)

535 Alex - I had written off that game and gone to the Y. It was by sheer luck I glanced at the station between innings of the Cubs game. What the heck happened??!! Marvelous! Whoop this is why I love baseball
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:00 PM (lwiT4)

Lindor hit a grand slam. Bruuuuuccceee hit a home run to tie it up.

Arrrrgggghhhh.

All y'all pit Bander, he called and he's listening to me watch the game. There is a hot of screeching. I mean even by my standards a lot of screeching.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 06, 2017 09:06 PM (dEQP3)

536 494 Has Peaches made to Indy yet?
How are her feline overlords?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 08:54 PM (

I haven't heard from her, was wondering the same.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 06, 2017 09:06 PM (cx0a7)

537 529; i'm a german, polish, french, nazi. also, rayyyyycissss.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:06 PM (KP5rU)

538 503 - That book by Engle in last night's ONT - I cannot stop laughing about it. So that's my new nick till it stops being funny to me, which given my apparent level of maturity could be a while.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 06, 2017 09:06 PM (H5knJ)

539 Pity Bander. Pity.

Typing is hard when you are flailing away.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 06, 2017 09:07 PM (dEQP3)

540 Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

Thanks, chavez! I imagine they will be for a good while.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 09:07 PM (3GQ0S)

541 I screamed into a pillow over the shock of losing.

At breakfast today.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Cashcow at October 06, 2017 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

542 I hope this post actually works.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 06, 2017 09:07 PM (G8B7r)

543 Lindor hit a grand slam.
=================

Oh wow! I saw the home run but not the grand salami!

The Cubs are ahead too - here we go again!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (lwiT4)

544 531: nothing new. the fbi has them throttled i think.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

545 guy claims ISIS connection will come out:
http://tinyurl.com/ybgre59t

All the sidebar items are struck through because I've read them I guess.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (Sr4xj)

546 Nice scream, Hill.

Now smell the glove.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (Vb4BV)

547 I wish I had some.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 08:57 PM (Ri/rl)

How far are you from Nevada?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

548 'So that's my new nick till it stops being funny to me, which given my apparent level of maturity could be a while.'

*** fistbump ***

Posted by: The dung beatle at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (UdKB7)

549 2-0 Cubs! On to the World Series!!!!!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (lwiT4)

550 2-0 Cubs! On to the World Series!!!!!
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (lwiT4)
----------

Hey now, grammie.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:09 PM (UoSKV)

551 545 Oh wow! I saw the home run but not the grand salami!
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (lwiT4)

Sorry, I'm being careful ahead of reporting to prison. Say, what are you doing in two years?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 06, 2017 09:10 PM (Vb4BV)

552 542 Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

Thanks, chavez! I imagine they will be for a good while.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 09:07 PM (3GQ0S)

Chavez, are you referring to the post on the ONT from "Peaches angry cats"? I believe that was an Insomniac sock.

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:10 PM (Enq6K)

553 >>> I hope this post actually works.

What is it designed to accomplish?

Posted by: fluffy at October 06, 2017 09:10 PM (U0v/A)

554 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2017 08:32 PM (iVOAv)

Fenelon, I donno if you and grammie are still on the air here, but as a long time reader, mostly lurker, I would like to tell you both how much I appreciate the strength of your faith. Just when the commie pope has me in the dumps, one of the two of you bring me back around. I really miss JPII, but thanks for keeping me buoyant. It helps a lot.

Posted by: The media can EABOD at October 06, 2017 09:10 PM (CEU4j)

555 530 I never liked the use of the word 'retarded' as a slur or a put-down, because so many retarded people are so lovely and sweet and good. It seems like 'retarded' should be a compliment, if anything.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

++++

Well, aren't you sweet!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 06, 2017 09:10 PM (FUu/Z)

556 The torpedo.
Heh. It happens.
USS Goldsborough DDG-20 did that in 1965, hitting the Mike-2 pier at Naval Base Pearl Harbor
----
As bad as the ones that shouldn't go are the ones that should and don't.

I know a few GMs that are missile qualified and they swear the scariest job on a DDG is to hold on to a ladder 20 feet in the air and pull the umbilical with the other hand from a missile that received an authorized launch command and didn't.

Pucker factor off scale high.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2017 09:11 PM (tr2D7)

557 554; thanks. didn't catch that. it was late here in jesusland.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

558 rhomboid

It was a Nato Sea Sparrow, a much smaller missile. Still killed 5, including the Turkish CO, and injured 19, including most of the Turkish officers. 8 US officers and enlisted were punished. The Turkish ship, a WWII era minelayer the size of a DD, was scrapped after that hit on it's bridge.

Don't know about the attack on Denmark.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 09:11 PM (hyuyC)

559 Hey now, grammie.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:09 PM (UoSKV)
=======================

Sometimes I need restraints.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:11 PM (lwiT4)

560 When you're wounded and left on the Texas plains
and the ettes come by to cut up what remains
just roll to your rifle and blow out yer brains
and go to your g*d like a moron
a moron of the horde

Posted by: awkward davies at October 06, 2017 09:11 PM (44xKd)

561 Oh dear. Poor Gloria. Her daughter picked up on the money part and not the rest.

How does it go? Causes start as a crusade, become a bureaucracy, and end as a racket? Seems like Gloria's daughter went straight to #3 without even bothering to genuflect at #1 and #2.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Football Season! Nincompoopery and Jackassery on Sale at The Outrage Outlet at October 06, 2017 09:12 PM (66/E/)

562 546 531: nothing new. the fbi has them throttled i think.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

Oh man, I hope not. Who's the new head of the FBI? He's quiet as a church mouse. Related to Sessions maybe.

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:12 PM (Enq6K)

563 Oh, I see, he's seeing two therapists. It might be possible when he's a full-time student to get an IEP written for him that would give him more extensive therapy time via the school. Then you might not have to pay for private. God bless you.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 08:26 PM (lwiT4)

The Private is soo much better, they have a one way glass so we can see and listen in so we know what to do. She even gives us homework.

The school nothing We don't know what words they are working on what visual cues she uses.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 09:12 PM (dKiJG)

564 i don't use the word retard unless i'm talking about democrats and gop.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

565 Re NFL's loss of viewership. I;m glad that the Breitbart article didn't just note declines since 2016. The BASELINE year is 2015. The orgy of anti-patriotism and the accompanying mediagasm started at the very beginning of the 2016 season. Idiot mainstream journalists who are discussing the ratings drop this year are using 2016 as the baseline.

Posted by: Cumberland Astro at October 06, 2017 09:13 PM (cEKqm)

566 Heh, never even heard that term before, I had to look it up. I'd rather be Portuguese than half asian. Feel free to call me a slant eyed, opium sodden, yellow fiend.
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 09:04 PM (/qEW2)

You're on.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:13 PM (Ri/rl)

567 Posted by: The media can EABOD at October 06, 2017 09:10 PM (CEU4j)
============================

You're very kind. You also have an awesome nic

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4)

568 554 542 Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

Thanks, chavez! I imagine they will be for a good while.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 06, 2017 09:07 PM (3GQ0S)

Chavez, are you referring to the post on the ONT from "Peaches angry cats"? I believe that was an Insomniac sock.
Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:10 PM (Enq6K)

Yes, that was me imagining the screeches of angry, caged cats on a cross-country road trip. Did someone actually think that was Peaches?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

569 566 i don't use the word retard unless i'm talking about democrats and gop.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

Well, if the shoe fits.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:14 PM (Ri/rl)

570 558 Tonypete

How is your son doing? And I hear about your custody battles. OMG! Good luck!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 09:14 PM (hyuyC)

571 See y'all in the early am for coffee.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2017 09:15 PM (zLDYs)

572 Nice play Chapman.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2017 09:15 PM (XFue2)

573 568 Heh, never even heard that term before, I had to look it up. I'd rather be Portuguese than half asian. Feel free to call me a slant eyed, opium sodden, yellow fiend.
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 09:04 PM (/qEW2)

How do you feel about gook, slope or zipperhead?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

574 564; i go to vegas twice a year. i have met a few officers there. totally respect them. they ride herd on one of the craziest places i've ever been. these news conferences seem to be full of fbi doublspeak. these guys aint like that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:16 PM (KP5rU)

575 So it would APPEAR that PDT has turned the corner is cleaning up
the godawful humiliating "JV team" mess that he inherited from Zero.
---

PDT recent past:

1. Crazy Norks
2. Hurricane TX
3. Hurricane FL
4. Hurricane PR
5. Crazy Vegas Shooter

Also add in "Obamacare betrayal" and potential "tax cut betrayal. "

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:16 PM (aT+Bx)

576 i don't use the word retard unless i'm talking about democrats and gop.
==

I used to retard the timing to make sure it was at TDC.

People don't do that anymore.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:17 PM (2wRtc)

577 I always ask myself: What Would Jeb Do?

Posted by: No one ever at October 06, 2017 09:17 PM (Vb4BV)

578 Congrats grammie

*returns to sulking about the Giants*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2017 09:18 PM (EZebt)

579 579 i don't use the word retard unless i'm talking about democrats and gop.
==

I used to retard the timing to make sure it was at TDC.

People don't do that anymore.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:17 PM (2wRtc)

Probably can't write "ritard" on sheet music anymore either.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

580 Yes, that was me imagining the screeches of angry, caged cats on a cross-country road trip. Did someone actually think that was Peaches?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

I think a couple people did.

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:19 PM (Enq6K)

581 The school nothing We don't know what words they are working on what visual cues she uses.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 09:12 PM (dKiJG)
======================

That's seriously not acceptable. I've been on both ends - having a brother who needed heavy duty speech and language therapy, and being a former speech and language therapist myself.

I would not hesitate to go to the Special Services director in your district and telling them exactly what you need as a parent. However, you have a much better chance of getting a good outcome when your child reaches regular school age. There are different levels of service that are age-dependent.

It sounds like you are doing what needs to be done right now. Keep at it. Fight for your kid. Fight for every single thing that your child needs. God's blessings.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:19 PM (lwiT4)

582
I always figured it would be Huma who was biting the pillow most of the time. I get the feeling the Beast may take some of her frustrations out on Huma. Hillary is likely worse than Harvey Weinstein to women under her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 06, 2017 09:19 PM (8O3HH)

583 578; oh, oh.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:19 PM (KP5rU)

584 Hahahahahahahaha - BITCH!

Posted by: Hillary's pillow at October 06, 2017 09:20 PM (ZWMwp)

585 583 Yes, that was me imagining the screeches of angry, caged cats on a cross-country road trip. Did someone actually think that was Peaches?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

I think a couple people did.
Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:19 PM (Enq6K)

Oops. Sorry folks, just having a goof. No intention to deceive.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

586 The Private is soo much better, they have a one way glass so we can see and listen in so we know what to do. She even gives us homework.

The school nothing We don't know what words they are working on what visual cues she uses.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 09:12 PM (dKiJG)

My nephew needed speech therapy when he was little and it was a county program. My nephew went to private school.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:20 PM (Ri/rl)

587 *returns to sulking about the Giants*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2017 09:18 PM (EZebt)
======================

I know, right? I did not see that coming at all.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:20 PM (lwiT4)

588 I think that Sonobi pu a hex on me. Posting errors. And I so wanted to talk coffee.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 06, 2017 09:20 PM (G8B7r)

589 Cleanup on aisle 578

Posted by: Splunge at October 06, 2017 09:21 PM (Vb4BV)

590 thanks for the visual of women under hillary. just chugged a gallon of acid. early spring cleaning.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:21 PM (KP5rU)

591 591 I think that Sonobi pu a hex on me. Posting errors. And I so wanted to talk coffee.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public nuisance at October 06, 2017 09:20 PM (G8B7r)

I put a spell on you!

Posted by: Screamin' Sonobi Hawkins at October 06, 2017 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

592 Hey Dog - he's doing well, thanks for asking. Heard from him today and his ship is preparing for Nate. Their in the Gulf of Mexico. Custody is also going well believe it or not. Well, as good as it can. It's damn hard to have wealthy parents declared incompetent but I'm making progress. I thought my child raising years were over but apparently, I was wrong. I'll teach them to be multi-lingual - sarcasm and profanity are languages, amiright?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2017 09:22 PM (tr2D7)

593 I screamed in the middle of the street in my underwear when hillary lost.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 09:22 PM (tbOMB)

594 Wife works with an agency that deals with the crippled and retoddid. /i always get glared when I use the words. Which I'm used to.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 06, 2017 09:22 PM (z2W2E)

595 BTW... three arrested this past summer for planning NYC terror attacks, and were targeting concerts. One of those involved was in the Philippines.

Daily Caller.

Also... via Twitter Laura Loomer reporting that DHS is swarming Mandalay Bay.

/"terrorism"

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:22 PM (aT+Bx)

596 596: flounder, spackle your ass first?z

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

597 593 thanks for the visual of women under hillary. just chugged a gallon of acid. early spring cleaning.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:21 PM (KP5rU)

If you lived in England you wouldn't have been able to get that acid.

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

598 NFL's loss of viewership. I;m glad that the Breitbart article didn't just note declines since 2016. The BASELINE year is 2015. The orgy of anti-patriotism and the accompanying mediagasm started at the very beginning of the 2016 season. Idiot mainstream journalists who are discussing the ratings drop this year are using 2016 as the baseline.
Posted by: Cumberland Astro at October 06, 2017 09:13 PM (cEKqm)

Thank God Hockey started, NFL pissed off my wife, her Mother and Father are both inturned at Arlington. Her Mother was an LT in the Navy the funeral was very moving she got the full honors horse drawn Cason, and even a band. I found out that her Mom was eligible for her ashes to be Interned

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 09:24 PM (dKiJG)

599 lol.. I got schooled by my grandchildren not to use the word retarded. I still use it though.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 06, 2017 09:25 PM (CNHr1)

600 That wasn't a pillow!

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Tighty Whities at October 06, 2017 09:26 PM (Zc6Hh)

601
BTW, kudos to the Trump administration for getting rid of the HHS mandate. That commie bastard Barry did his best to stick it to religious organizations. Everything that turd did needs to be reversed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)

602 I never liked the use of the word 'retarded' as a slur or a put-down, because so many retarded people are so lovely and sweet and good. It seems like 'retarded' should be a compliment, if anything.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

I disagree. If there were a binary choice of being the most evil SOB who ever lived, yet bringing about some important advance in civilization, vs. being 'Simple Jack' from Tropic Thunder, I think it's preferable to be the former. Sometimes I even think animals are kind of a tragedy. They have a kind of consciousness, but they can't understand things on the level we do. Consciousness and affection divorced from the ability to reason ... it just makes me uncomfortable.

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 09:27 PM (/qEW2)

603 I screamed in the middle of the street in my underwear when hillary lost.
===

I smashed my favorite toys and pooped my pants. On purpose.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:27 PM (2wRtc)

604 Also... via Twitter Laura Loomer reporting that DHS is swarming Mandalay Bay.

/"terrorism"

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:22 PM (aT+Bx)

At this moment?

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:27 PM (Enq6K)

605 How do you feel about gook, slope or zipperhead?
Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

My husband's friend from high school was nicknamed gook.

My husband went to the allergist, I asked him how the appt. went. He told me she was really sharp, you know she's Asian, they're much smarter than us white people.
I told him you can't say that as I was laughing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:28 PM (Ri/rl)

606 602 lol.. I got schooled by my grandchildren not to use the word retarded. I still use it though.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 06, 2017 09:25 PM (CNHr1)
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WeaselWoman used to get on me about it until she realized I was using it to torment her.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 09:28 PM (Sfs6o)

607 598 Also... via Twitter Laura Loomer reporting that DHS is swarming Mandalay Bay.
Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:22 PM (aT+Bx)

Wine Angels hardest hit.

Posted by: Splunge at October 06, 2017 09:28 PM (Vb4BV)

608 At this moment?

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:27 PM
---

https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer

DHS showed up and seem to be taking over investigation.

Or maybe something else??

IDK

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:29 PM (aT+Bx)

609 602 lol.. I got schooled by my grandchildren not to use the word retarded. I still use it though.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 06, 2017 09:25 PM (CNHr1)

I do too. I think it may hurt the feelings of parents with special needs children. I won't say it in public.

Again, I would never refer to a person with Down syndrome a retard.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:30 PM (Ri/rl)

610 He told me she was really sharp, you know she's Asian, they're much smarter than us white people.

I told him you can't say that as I was laughing.
---

*cough* true *cough*

Look at the IQ stats.

Highest average IQ in the world is Hong Kong.

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:31 PM (aT+Bx)

611 I'm not sure whether I trust DHS or FBI less at this point.

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2017 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

612 insomniac, the vietnam vets around here called them tunnel runners.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 06, 2017 09:31 PM (KP5rU)

613 Apparently, according to WW, you can't say 'oriental' any more either. So I ask her if we're ordering Asian food or if she's going to vacuum our Asian rugs.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 09:31 PM (Sfs6o)

614
My husband went to the allergist, I asked him how the appt. went. He told me she was really sharp, you know she's Asian, they're much smarter than us white people.

They will administer the whitey camps.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 09:31 PM (IqV8l)

615 Thank you for prayers.

When his older cousins visit and say how much he has progressed, that helps alot

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2017 09:31 PM (dKiJG)

616 Also... valet records prove Paddock checked in THREE days before investigators said he showed up.

/of course the FBI would not lie to us....

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:32 PM (aT+Bx)

617
Apparently, according to WW, you can't say 'oriental' any more either. So I ask her if we're ordering Asian food or if she's going to vacuum our Asian rugs.
Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 09:31 PM

You might screw up and say it by occident.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)

618 "Cleanup on aisle 578"

I'll admit the comment is strange and the sock Dang is wearing is stinky but why should he be banned?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 06, 2017 09:33 PM (sf2BM)

619 Caligirl.. my daughter in is social services so yeah, that's where they got it from.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 06, 2017 09:33 PM (CNHr1)

620 Gads. I just had the weirdest Friday "date night" ever.

Sat down in the bar at our club next to a woman who squealed at me, "HI!!!" who I barely had any memory of.

She went off about how she and her husband have "finally" decided to sell their second home in Portland, OR and are trying to "acclimate" to living in a less "inclusive" part of the country.

I wanted to take my fork and stab myself repeatedly in my right eyeball.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:34 PM (PY9jH)

621 Don't even know what that means.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 06, 2017 09:34 PM (tbOMB)

622 620 "Cleanup on aisle 578"

I'll admit the comment is strange and the sock Dang is wearing is stinky but why should he be banned?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 06, 2017 09:33 PM (sf2BM)

Well, when you delete, things renumber. I doubt we'd have disagreed about the original comment that occupied that number slot.

Posted by: Splunge at October 06, 2017 09:34 PM (Vb4BV)

623 DHS showed up and seem to be taking over investigation.

Or maybe something else??

IDK

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:29 PM (aT+Bx)

Hmmmm....

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:34 PM (Enq6K)

624
From what I've read, it's Ashkenazi Jews who have the highest IQ on average, 112-115, of any ethnic group.

The percentage of Nobel winners who are Ashkenazi is something ridiculous.

Uncle Al Einstein is a poster boy for the group.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 06, 2017 09:34 PM (8O3HH)

625 Jane - Ha!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:35 PM (lwiT4)

626 Make that Mortimer.

You being bad????

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 06, 2017 09:35 PM (sf2BM)

627
She went off about how she and her husband have "finally" decided to sell their second home in Portland, OR and are trying to "acclimate" to living in a less "inclusive" part of the country.

I wanted to take my fork and stab myself repeatedly in my right eyeball.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:34 PM

I would have told her not to "include" me and hit the road.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2017 09:35 PM (IqV8l)

628 Jane

Far more polite to her than I would have been.

Posted by: mnw at October 06, 2017 09:36 PM (8sZIF)

629 Hillary Clinton: I Screamed Into a Pillow

Well, we all know she's a Yankees fan, when she's not a Cubs fan.

Also we all know Yankees fans are pillow biters.

Posted by: Cleveland Indian Fan at October 06, 2017 09:36 PM (gxPaA)

630 Also, I doubt she actually used a pillow. She definitely wants the whole world to know how she feels.

Posted by: sinalco at October 06, 2017 09:36 PM (yODqO)

631 627
Jane - Ha!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:35 PM (lwiT4)
----------------
Grammie! Husband met with our pastor this evening, and the idiot female Presbyterian pastor in Chicago is the sole pastor at the 4th Pres. church there, and is a known loon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:36 PM (PY9jH)

632 Look at the IQ stats.

Highest average IQ in the world is Hong Kong.

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:31 PM (aT+Bx)

I've lived there...that has GOT to be wrong.

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:36 PM (Enq6K)

633 Is this a night of baseball or what? Man o man I love the post-season.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:37 PM (lwiT4)

634 Jane, I probably would have said something like "Why don't you sell your home here and go live in Portland, where you'd feel more comfortable?" And I'd be smiling my sweetest smile when I said this.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:37 PM (UoSKV)

635 You being bad????

Posted by: Tim in Illinois
===

Tim!

578 is probably my least bad comment. Ever.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:38 PM (2wRtc)

636 DHS taking over the investigation of the LV massacre? Veeeeery interestingk, if true...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 06, 2017 09:38 PM (e9G8E)

637 Grammie! Husband met with our pastor this evening,
and the idiot female Presbyterian pastor in Chicago is the sole pastor
at the 4th Pres. church there, and is a known loon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:36 PM (PY9jH)
=======================

So they're onto her, eh? But - Chicago. She'll probably be there forever.

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:38 PM (lwiT4)

638 So Hillary has finally become Norma Desmond.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 06, 2017 09:38 PM (LQLeS)

639 636 Jane, I probably would have said something like "Why don't you sell your home here and go live in Portland, where you'd feel more comfortable?" And I'd be smiling my sweetest smile when I said this.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:37 PM (UoSKV)

I would have said, "I'm sorry...who are you and why should I care?"

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Enq6K)

640 530 I never liked the use of the word 'retarded' as a slur or a put-down, because so many retarded people are so lovely and sweet and good. It seems like 'retarded' should be a compliment, if anything.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

I agree that special needs people are sweet and good, I would never call them that word. Ever.

The closest ranch to me the oldest son is mentally challenged. It would really hurt his feelings. He is 59 and a sweet heart. He likes to come and visit me.

My small cat Reagan is skittish and afraid of strangers, she loves him. He's really loud too. I like to think she senses that he is special. She only likes quiet children. She hides when little kids come over so I am amazed she comes to him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Ri/rl)

641 WeaselDog was about half in, half out of Cozy Cave for a while, but she's all out now and just sort of on top of it. She's really not embracing the Cozy Cave concept.

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Sfs6o)

642 Y'all are undoubtedly shocked that Dems are making Weinstein's sexual harassment news all about Trump not respecting women.

Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (ZapPq)

643 Have a great night everyone.

Hug someone close. Tomorrow is never given.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (hyuyC)

644 637 Tim!

578 is probably my least bad comment. Ever.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:38 PM (2wRtc)

Either I was hallucinating, or there was, earlier, a comment occupying the 578 slot that neither of you would have argued with deleting.

Posted by: Splunge at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Vb4BV)

645
Jane, I probably would have said something like "Why don't you sell your
home here and go live in Portland, where you'd feel more comfortable?"
And I'd be smiling my sweetest smile when I said this.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:37 PM (UoSKV)

She's asked me to attend her art showing at Hospice House here. I swear, she knows my name and I don't have a clue as to hers.

She did tell me a horror story about her hell bitch DiL. Which was interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (PY9jH)

646 If you can't deliver entertainment to the masses, try selling religion to a cult

How's that working out for you, ace?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (pX+Iv)

647 Jane, you crack me up.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 06, 2017 09:40 PM (CNHr1)

648 Oh good.

Return of the Trolls.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:40 PM (2wRtc)

649 Jane, you could have just stabbed her in the eyeball. Problem solved.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2017 09:40 PM (kbuqw)

650 WeaselDog was about half in, half out of Cozy Cave for a while, but she's all out now and just sort of on top of it. She's really not embracing the Cozy Cave concept.
Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Sfs6o)
---------
Maybe you should call it a Pause Pad or whatever that tent thing is. You just might have a SJW doggie on your hands. I hope not though.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:40 PM (UoSKV)

651
Jane, you crack me up.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 06, 2017 09:40 PM (CNHr1)

I crack myself up!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:41 PM (PY9jH)

652 Either I was hallucinating, or there was, earlier, a comment occupying the 578 slot that neither of you would have argued with deleting.

Posted by: Splunge at October 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Vb4BV)

KenH is a known troublemaker. He drops turds every now and then. I was just teasing Mort a bit.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 06, 2017 09:41 PM (sf2BM)

653 Portland is where all the Californians who have decided California is not leftist enough, move to.

I figure it's a hell hole by now.

Posted by: Splunge at October 06, 2017 09:41 PM (Vb4BV)

654 Pretty funny reading up to the early hundred comments, seeing the Wankees' fans mocking the Tribs and now it's tied in the 11th in the early 600s.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2017 09:41 PM (mJ8mX)

655 Hollowhead!

How's life under Literally Hitler?

You and Egg McMuffin plotting the Revolution together in his mom's basement?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:42 PM (2wRtc)

656 654 KenH is a known troublemaker. He drops turds every now and then. I was just teasing Mort a bit.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 06, 2017 09:41 PM (sf2BM)

Ah! Got it.

Posted by: Splunge at October 06, 2017 09:42 PM (Vb4BV)

657 Is this a night of baseball or what? Man o man I love the post-season.
Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:37 PM (lwiT4)

Me, too! But my Sox are not in a good spot. Sigh...

Posted by: Mainah at October 06, 2017 09:43 PM (Pgu3C)

658
Maybe you should call it a Pause Pad or whatever that tent thing is. You just might have a SJW doggie on your hands. I hope not though.
Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:40 PM (UoSKV)
-----
One of the cats is eyeballing the setup, so I'm pretty sure she will use it if the dog doesn't!

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 09:43 PM (Sfs6o)

659 Asking the obvious in case it hasn't already been asked - did Hillary emote into her pillow when she left to die an embassy full of Americans who got attacked at an inconvenient time?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 06, 2017 09:43 PM (JyFLk)

660 I was just teasing Mort a bit.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois
===

Oi troy to be good , suh!

Truly oi do!

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:44 PM (2wRtc)

661 Me, too! But my Sox are not in a good spot. Sigh...
Posted by: Mainah at October 06, 2017 09:43 PM (Pgu3C)
--------

Word.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:44 PM (UoSKV)

662 This woman who knows us, and is an Artist, was telling me that she and her husband would literally consider moving to another county because TRUMP.

My husband was sitting next to me having a nice, quiet conversation with an elderly gent. He had no idea what I was going through.

I must say, after tonight, I could go to work in the Trump WH. I'd out-Sarah Sanders Sarah Sanders.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:44 PM (PY9jH)

663 I used to retard the timing to make sure it was at TDC.
People don't do that anymore.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:17 PM (2wRtc)

Wow! I remember top dead center. And timing lights and points and condensers. Long time ago.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2017 09:45 PM (nUkMr)

664
Hillary bit the pillow as BEAR prepared to take her...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2017 09:45 PM (iCUDL)

665 Put some peanut butter on your cozy cave.

Posted by: Dana Perion at October 06, 2017 09:45 PM (tbOMB)

666 why does weaseldog need a tent?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 06, 2017 09:45 PM (hMwEB)

667 Also... valet records prove Paddock checked in THREE days before investigators said he showed up.

/of course the FBI would not lie to us....

Posted by: shibumi at October 06, 2017 09:32 PM (aT+Bx)

And the last valet receipt for his van is dated....October 1st?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 06, 2017 09:46 PM (Jcg9Q)

668 I wanted to take my fork and stab myself repeatedly in my right eyeball.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:34 PM (PY9jH)

What a rude woman.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:46 PM (Ri/rl)

669 Wow! I remember top dead center. And timing lights and points and condensers. Long time ago.
==

Yeah you had to use the strobe and the dot on the flywheel.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:46 PM (2wRtc)

670 Jane, not you the woman that was trying to acclimate to the less inclusive area. She's rude.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:47 PM (Ri/rl)

671 Did I say something wrong?

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2017 09:47 PM (ZWMwp)

672 Yes! Strikes him out! Cubs Win!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)

673 428 389 Alabaster Jones

2 years of Shore Duty in Honolulu. He was broke and probably tore pages out of his medical record.

Vice three deployments with 300 of your best friends while saving money at sea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 08:39 PM (hyuyC)

He did that the next two years on the Enterprise. A few more than 300 though.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (LuKE7)

674 Just to be clear, Cubs are only in the 7th. I tend to get a little ahead of myself. Sorry

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (lwiT4)

675 How do you feel about gook, slope or zipperhead?

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

Never heard of slope or zipperhead before. I'm actually chinese so I'm technically not one of those groups. Seriously, I really can't tell a korean apart from a chinese. They all look alike to me. I think I can tell vietnamese apart though.

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (/qEW2)

676 Hillary bit the pillow as BEAR prepared to take her...

Yeah, that wasn't going to happen. Took her forever to take the hint and leave the woods.

Posted by: BEAR at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (YXJ+5)

677 I literally HATE people who move into beautiful communities in Savannah, and lecture us about the incredible places they left so they could live here and suffer in their retirement/old age.

Please, move back. PLEASE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (PY9jH)

678 Wow! I remember top dead center. And timing lights and points and condensers. Long time ago.
==
Yeah you had to use the strobe and the dot on the flywheel.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:46 PM (2wRtc)

Yup.....and drawing out the plug wires BEFORE you start pulling them.
Plug gap.....even cleaning spark plugs. Old skool.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2017 09:49 PM (nUkMr)

679 oh I looked up cozy cave

my puppy likes to sprawl everywhere. I don't think he'd like a cave bed.
usually he's either on his side or on his back

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 06, 2017 09:49 PM (hMwEB)

680 Cleveland is looking good in the 12th

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:49 PM (lwiT4)

681 grammie, it's been that kind of day already. I expect it will continue to be that kind of day.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:49 PM (UoSKV)

682
Jane, not you the woman that was trying to acclimate to the less inclusive area. She's rude.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:47 PM (Ri/rl)

I know, hon!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:49 PM (PY9jH)

683
I'm having trouble finding any uboob vids on Fetzer Valve replacement.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 06, 2017 09:49 PM (sf2BM)

684 I think I can tell vietnamese apart though.

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (/qEW2)
=========================

Can you tell me why the Vietnamese own all the nail salons?

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:50 PM (lwiT4)

685 I can tell Chinese from Japanese from Korean from Indonesian from Malaysian from Filipino.

Vietnamese is tough, look Chinese to me.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 06, 2017 09:51 PM (hMwEB)

686 Alabaster Jones

You had me worried that detailers were not up to snuff back in the day. But they came through with some orders that were not gravy after a nice billet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2017 09:51 PM (hyuyC)

687 Just to be clear, Cubs are only in the 7th. I tend to get a little ahead of myself. Sorry

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (lwiT4)

It ain't ovah till it's ovah.

Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 09:51 PM (/qEW2)

688 Did I say something wrong?

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2017 09:47 PM (ZWMwp)

No you did not. Please proceed with mocking hill-z and her pillow.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 06, 2017 09:51 PM (sf2BM)

689 grammie, it's been that kind of day already. I expect it will continue to be that kind of day.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2017 09:49 PM (UoSKV)
=======================

Seriously - this game has been going on now for about 6 hours!

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:51 PM (lwiT4)

690 My brilliant husband and son decided to drive our golf cart into salt water flooded areas at the marina where we dry dock out boat. Son bragged that the thing was "floating" at one point.

And SURPRISE! The golf cart is dead (even after they half-assed hosed it down).

So tired of the men in my family lacking in common sense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:52 PM (PY9jH)

691 679 I literally HATE people who move into beautiful communities in Savannah, and lecture us about the incredible places they left so they could live here and suffer in their retirement/old age.

Please, move back. PLEASE.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (PY9jH)

We have the same type of people that move to my area from LA and then complain about AG, cattle, flies etc.
LA go home.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 06, 2017 09:52 PM (Ri/rl)

692 Watching an NJCAA volleyball match.. Home team wins in 5. Players from both teams meet at mid court for a short prayer.

Awesome.

Posted by: tbodie at October 06, 2017 09:52 PM (lyaJC)

693 I can tell Chinese from Japanese from Korean from Indonesian from Malaysian from Filipino.

Vietnamese is tough, look Chinese to me.
==

I can always tell when they talk, if they are not native speakers of English.

Vietnamese and Thai sounds like they are singing.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 06, 2017 09:53 PM (2wRtc)

694 ONT

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 06, 2017 09:53 PM (hMwEB)

695 tbodie - I like that

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:54 PM (lwiT4)

696 Never heard of slope or zipperhead before. I'm actually chinese so I'm technically not one of those groups. Seriously, I really can't tell a korean apart from a chinese. They all look alike to me. I think I can tell vietnamese apart though.
Posted by: Paddington Bear's junk Oo at October 06, 2017 09:48 PM (/qEW2)

LOL. And, disclaimer in case it isn't obvious, I'm just good-naturedly fucking with you.

Posted by: Screamin' Sonobi Hawkins at October 06, 2017 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

697 Okey-Dokey. Past my bedtime! 'Night everyone!

Posted by: Weasel at October 06, 2017 09:54 PM (Sfs6o)

698 Can you tell me why the Vietnamese own all the nail salons?

Posted by: grammie winger - Hey Hey! at October 06, 2017 09:50 PM (lwiT4)

Blame Tippi Hedren

http://tinyurl.com/y7xy28p4

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2017 09:55 PM (Enq6K)

699 Oops! Sock off.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 06, 2017 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

700 So tired of the men in my family lacking in common sense.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2017 09:52 PM (PY9jH)

Hahaha...as a young shaver i worked on a golf course. I had to tow dead carts into the shop for repairs and usually I would tow 1 behind mine but one day I thought I was smart and I hooked up two behind mine. As I drove to the shop over and around the fairways, a group of old duffers started yelling and pointing. The rear most cart had come unglued from my little convoy and ended up in the water hazard, which was a big lake. It sank rather quickly.

My boss, a mean old drunk, was not a happy camper.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2017 09:57 PM (nUkMr)

701 so I'm rewatching msnbc election coverage and loving it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 06, 2017 10:00 PM (wmaTe)

702 having a bad day?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yctkc38r

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 06, 2017 10:00 PM (wmaTe)

703 Actually, 'slope' is Chinese, Paddington Bear's junk Oo, that I first heard in the "Sand Pebbles" movie set in the 1920s. I looked up its backstory once and like foot-binding it was (rich?) Chinese changing physical features in this case tying a board to kids' heads to flatten them at the forehead IIRC. Maybe it was more Navy slang than common use?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 06, 2017 10:01 PM (mJ8mX)

704 Javi! Javi!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 06, 2017 10:11 PM (0jtPF)

705
The NFL shows continued loss of viewers throughout almost every single demographic in week 4.

But, but, but.....someone here told me that NFL's ratings were rising because of negative reaction to Trump's tweets.

Fake News! Fake News!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2017 10:16 PM (eXA4G)

706 Uncle Al Einstein is a poster boy for the group.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 06, 2017 09:34 PM (8O3HH)

They don't say much about Al's brother Frank.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Football Season! Nincompoopery and Jackassery on Sale at The Outrage Outlet at October 06, 2017 10:51 PM (66/E/)

707 Commercial starring Hillary Clinton:

"For the best night's scream in the whole wide world, My Pillow.com!"

Posted by: mercenary13 at October 06, 2017 10:56 PM (K8c3j)

708 I've seen many stories about the NFL ratings being down, but what about the merchenising and ticket sales.

There is a lot of $$ in jerseys, hats, etc.

Posted by: Matt at October 06, 2017 11:46 PM (xgsI9)

709 Gloria Allred, Lisa Bloom, WHORE.

Well, YEAH!

Posted by: Left Coast dawg at October 06, 2017 11:57 PM (RCkoU)

710 I'm thinking Bill put the pillow over her bobble head between boinking bimbos.

I love this Haunted Hag 2017 book tour.

Please do not that most of the time there is a pillow propping her up. I wonder if that is her scream pillow that tours with her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at October 07, 2017 12:58 AM (J5mzk)

711 Can I get a pillow that screams like her?

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2017 01:10 AM (6dFYM)

712 She needs that pillow under her fat ass.

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2017 01:15 AM (6dFYM)

713 Biting pillows is not a new thang for it was biting pillows back in the Web Hubble dayz.

Lazy hot Ar Kansas afternoons.....

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2017 01:38 AM (6dFYM)

714 You know, I saw Ms. Hillary,
foundation full of cracks!
She lost her ass on Election Day,
and she won't be comin' back!

Without Trump,
where would you be now?

Without Truuuuuuuuump!

Posted by: Trump Train Running at October 07, 2017 02:36 AM (3YxFh)

715 Regarding Hillary,

Every day, I thank God (a tall order for an agnostic), this corrupt and entitled hag lost. The thought of this criminal being President literally makes me shudder. Her one and only accomplishment in life is avoiding prosecution.

Posted by: Daniel at October 07, 2017 04:55 AM (Z3ReH)

716 Thank You, GOD, for this beautiful day. Teach us this day what you would have us do. We thank You for forgiving us our sins which are many and we ask that You Bless us as we go about doing Your Will this day. Pleas Bless, our family, friends, neighbors, co-workers, missionaries, and military. Please Bless our leaders and enemies, and turn them from their wicked ways. This we humbly ask in the powerful name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2017 06:00 AM (zLDYs)

717 528 I never liked the use of the word 'retarded' as a slur or a put-down, because so many retarded people are so lovely and sweet and good. It seems like 'retarded' should be a compliment, if anything.

Moron and idiot and imbecile were techinical terms.
Regular people started using them in bandinage.
So then the No Fun Police had to find a euphemism.
"From now on we will call them retarded."
"Retarded!" I cry, "They will never catch up."
Retard really caught fire among regular people.
We do not use it on folks who will not catch up.
We use it to set fire to the hair of the No Fun Police.

Posted by: Wit's End at October 08, 2017 11:42 PM (ROYpB)

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