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Is This Something? George Foreman Challenges Steven Seagall to MMA Fight
The fight we didn't know we needed until Foreman dreamed it up watching Under Siege on TNT. You know, where they blur Erika Eleniak's boobs.
Steven Seagal, I challenge you One on one, I use boxing you can use whatever. 10 rounds in Vegas pic.twitter.com/tTy7Qo4zHF
— George Foreman (@GeorgeForeman) October 2, 2017
Sign the contract and let's do it George !
— Steven Seagal (@SenseiSteven) October 3, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at October 03, 2017 08:03 PM (q6jjE)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at October 03, 2017 08:04 PM (q6jjE)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 03, 2017 08:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at October 03, 2017 08:04 PM (q6jjE)
Posted by: LASue at October 03, 2017 08:05 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Traveling Man at October 03, 2017 08:06 PM (ivy+W)
Posted by: NCKate at October 03, 2017 08:06 PM (mti3B)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 03, 2017 08:07 PM (Ks7qc)
Posted by: wooga at October 03, 2017 08:07 PM (V/Oe6)
It would be something to see.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2017 08:07 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Traveling Man at October 03, 2017 08:08 PM (ivy+W)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)
It would be something to see.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2017 08:07 PM (FUu/Z)
I thought interleague play was a thing in baseball already?
Posted by: Flyguy at October 03, 2017 08:09 PM (Ks7qc)
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 08:09 PM (kFO/A)
Posted by: Traveling Man at October 03, 2017 08:08 PM (ivy+W)
I've only seen friendly sparring or goofing around. If you have any links to any full contact fights he's ever been in I'd like to see them.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 03, 2017 08:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:10 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 03, 2017 08:09 PM (Ks7qc)
++++
Football too.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2017 08:10 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 08:10 PM (kFO/A)
My son loved the happy impersonation I did where I used George Foreman's Grill pitch voice to say, "Hi, George Foreman here sometimes you have to deal with unhappy customers...when that sad event happens I like to hit that f**ker in the nose so hard he loses involuntary muscle control and sh*ts himself!"
Thing is....it ain't hard to imagine.
Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2017 08:10 PM (SzZnW)
Why didn't Ace include in this post the worst scene in cinematic history?
You all remember this scene. You all remember how UNCOMFORTABLE it made you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6qwO53n3Uw
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:10 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: NCKate at October 03, 2017 08:10 PM (mti3B)
Posted by: George Foreman at October 03, 2017 08:11 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:11 PM (2wRtc)
Skip to 1:25 in the vid above:
Hey, you're a man, right?
Are you a man?
Are you a MAN?
Are you?
Are you A MAN?
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:11 PM (iroPl)
Awesome 4chan gun thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/74077g/
my_guns_wont_be_illegal_theyll_be_undocumented/
Best advice, use an obit to fill out a bill of sale, let them question the dead
Posted by: Jean at October 03, 2017 08:12 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: George Foreman at October 03, 2017 08:12 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2017 08:12 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Simplemind at October 03, 2017 08:12 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 08:12 PM (r+sAi)
24 Steven Seagal is a Russian. RUSSIAN!!
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:11 PM (2wRtc)
Joo?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)
Are you a man?
Are you a MAN?
Are you?
Are you A MAN?
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You just can't get that kind of dialogue anymore.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:12 PM (2wRtc)
Jon Ossoff vs Ethan Krupp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:10
Hell, Sefton. I'd pay money to be allowed to get Krupp in the ring.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2017 08:13 PM (lCG3n)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 08:13 PM (/tuJf)
What's funny about that movie clip above is that, a very very long time ago here at the ol' Q, we discussed it at length.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:13 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: The Margins at October 03, 2017 08:13 PM (kFO/A)
Posted by: George Foreman XVI at October 03, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 08:14 PM (ixAzn)
Jon Ossoff vs Ethan Krupp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:10
Hell, Sefton. I'd pay money to be allowed to get Krupp in the ring.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2017 08:13 PM (lCG3n)
Ehtan Krupp would get his ass kicked by a bathtub ring.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)
Mmmm nice job. Now why don't you go fix me a sammich while a smoke a cigarette.
Posted by: The margins at October 03, 2017 08:14 PM (z/Ubi)
I got glasses and I SWORE I would never let that happen again.
Never!
Curse you, TNT!! Curse you to hell!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2017 08:14 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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He budded up with Putin, PUTIN!, and last I heard had applied for Russian citizenship during the Obama Dysfunction.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:14 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 03, 2017 08:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:15 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:15 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 03, 2017 08:16 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Wendall at October 03, 2017 08:16 PM (EVi2J)
Posted by: George Foreman XVI at October 03, 2017 08:16 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ShainS at October 03, 2017 08:16 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2017 08:16 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:17 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:17 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:17 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2017 08:17 PM (3ubcI)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 03, 2017 08:17 PM (Ks7qc)
Are you a man?
Are you a MAN?
Are you?
Are you A MAN?
I'm Billy Jack and I approve this dialogue.
Posted by: Billy Jack at October 03, 2017 08:17 PM (398bZ)
I thought interleague play was a thing in baseball already?
Posted by: Flyguy at October 03, 2017 08:09 PM (Ks7qc)
First the DH, then interleague play, now they let chicks do play by play.
It's only a matter of time before they are sacrificing live goats to their lord and master, Satan.
Straight line. The logic is irrefutable.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2017 08:18 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:17 PM (2wRtc)
These days, he's punching her lights out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 03, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2017 08:17 PM (3ubcI)
Check his gloves for polonium?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at October 03, 2017 08:19 PM (66CWr)
It was not a golden age of boxing, but he legit won.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2017 08:19 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 08:19 PM (FbufE)
Posted by: Butterbean at October 03, 2017 08:19 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at October 03, 2017 08:19 PM (66CWr)
And lost.
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2017 08:19 PM (z/Ubi)
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One of these old guys is going to fall and die and somebody's going to have to clean it up.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:20 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 03, 2017 08:20 PM (vV/gB)
Not sure why that question popped into my mind?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 03, 2017 08:20 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Steve Seagall at October 03, 2017 08:20 PM (Tyii7)
We've all been there...
There's a White Castle down in LV.....maybe it set the Low T shooter off?
Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2017 08:20 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2017 08:20 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2017 08:21 PM (M+MSn)
It's only a matter of time before they are sacrificing live goats to their lord and master, Satan.
Straight line. The logic is irrefutable.
Posted by: BurtTC
The Cubs might say the goat had it coming...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at October 03, 2017 08:21 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2017 08:21 PM (M+MSn)
So who does the Mafia have the money on?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (da7Hf)
He sort of resembles what I imagine the Paolo wants to look like.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: WLA Dude at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (PY9jH)
Wasn't Seagal a Navy Seal Kung Fu chef who tackled an entire evil collusion ring set on stealing a battleship? A fucking battleship!
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 03, 2017 08:16 PM
So he has grill experience!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (t8/y8)
Posted by: IC at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (FbufE)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (da7Hf)
So do I. As I always say, I used to be cute and sexy, Now, just sexy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (SzZnW)
Like two Pillsbury Doughboys duking it out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (FbufE)
One doughboy, one homeboy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (mbhDw)
*looks both ways*
Sports Thread! ...but I'll post "spoilers" in the thread below if his pussy is going to curdle.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Lena Dunham
No way not to politicize this tragedy. It's about gender & race as well as access to guns. Considering it random is comforting & dangerous.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM (IqV8l)
He was young and in shape and sharp. Now he is Karl Rove fat and flabby but probably could poke on or both of George's eyes out or crush a testicle or two or three.
George in 3....TKO
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Steve Seagull at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM (Tyii7)
I'm not into watching fighting. Unless someone could arrange a slap-fight between Jim Acosta and Chris Cillizza. I'd watch that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: freaked at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2017 08:20 PM (mJ8mX)
What if you allow takedowns and submissions? Still want to go boxer over mma?
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2017 08:26 PM (3ubcI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)
86 Has Seagal put on a lot of weight?? Can he still figth?
Posted by: IC at October 03, 2017 08:22 PM (gcme+)
To say Seagal's put on a lot of weight over the past 15+ years (he slimmed down a bit for "Exit Wounds") is quite an understatement. He should now remake Out for Justice as Out for the Buffet.
There's other reasons than budgetary why Seagal only has close-up shots during his fight scenes for most of his Eastern European releases these days.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2017 08:26 PM (a1WR4)
Twins jumping on the Yankees early
Posted by: tu3031 at October 03, 2017 08:23 PM (O5Q3r)
Arrogant Midwesterners beat up on scrappy underdog small-market team.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 08:26 PM (nzpxl)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 03, 2017 08:27 PM (sqpGi)
Huh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)
Ron Popeil head paint. FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:28 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: mike tyson at October 03, 2017 08:28 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 08:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wooga at October 03, 2017 08:28 PM (V/Oe6)
beating, just protecting his head, then snap out a strajght right hand
to the forehead of the other guy (he's tall) and just crumple him like a
used newspaper.
Yes. He calls it the Grill-A-Dope.
Posted by: Steve Seagull at October 03, 2017 08:28 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:28 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 03, 2017 08:29 PM (QBrQE)
Posted by: wooga at October 03, 2017 08:28 PM (V/Oe6)
In the words of Ian Dury, "two fat persons, click click click..."
Minus the rhythm stick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: otho at October 03, 2017 08:29 PM (qGuLD)
Ehtan Krupp would get his ass kicked by a bathtub ring.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:14 PM
True, but it wouldn't get the same satisfaction out of curb stomping his ball sac that I would.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2017 08:29 PM (lCG3n)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2017 08:30 PM (KCxzN)
Whoa!
Check out this old clip from Mad TV.
It's a parody of Steven Seagal and it's hilarious, with a special guest cameo from....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPin_aXY1JM
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:30 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)
True, but it wouldn't get the same satisfaction out of curb stomping his ball sac that I would.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2017 08:29 PM (lCG3n)
Well, sure, there is that. Like pounding out a scallopine with a meat mallet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)
I'm not into watching fighting. Unless someone could arrange a slap-fight between Jim Acosta and Chris Cillizza. I'd watch that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM
Fish Slap Fight!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 08:31 PM (IqV8l)
Seagal is okay in it, but what really made Under Siege was Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as the villains.
Here's my favorite scene:
http://tinyurl.com/kfw64sj
Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2017 08:31 PM (a1WR4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2017 08:32 PM (mJ8mX)
Wow. I really want to see Mad TV's take on this. Too bad. It'd be epic.
Will this do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPin_aXY1JM
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:32 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 08:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)
I'd actually pay to see that. Both of them in sumo wrestling diapers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:33 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 08:32 PM (/tuJf)
Tu-Ca is just invincible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: freaked at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM (UdKB7)
More likely, they would each forget why they were there.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:33 PM (da7Hf)
Gilligan: Yeah, with big meat surrounding them.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 03, 2017 08:33 PM (GDqWV)
TCM is showing the original Frankenstein right now. Love that movie! Victor just found out that his brain didn't come from the Cranes in Maine, but instead came out of Abby somebody. Abby Normal, I think.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2017 08:34 PM (V2Yro)
Well, sure, there is that. Like pounding out a scallopine with a meat mallet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:31 PM
It's the little things, really.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2017 08:34 PM (lCG3n)
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 08:34 PM (kFO/A)
Why do people keep going on Tucker? It never ends well for them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 08:32 PM (/tuJf)
That guy who's on now is particularly stupid. He's getting the full Tucker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: freaked at October 03, 2017 08:25 PM (UdKB7)
More likely, they would each forget why they were there.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:33 PM (da7Hf)
We're puppets in the same sick play.
Posted by: (Thin) Steven Seagal at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (a1WR4)
Posted by: ace at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:32 PM
Hahaha! Any sketch will do in a pinch. They're all pure gold. Sasso did Seagal better than Seagal!!!
Posted by: otho at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2017 08:35 PM (SjImc)
Is there a minyan in short right field?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
True, but it wouldn't get the same satisfaction out of curb stomping his ball sac that I would.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Oh sure, mock the one pleasure of my existence...
Posted by: Ethan Krupp's bathtub ring at October 03, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)
No on the Pitching MOund
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2017 08:36 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:36 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: ShainS at October 03, 2017 08:37 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 08:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Danny Trejo at October 03, 2017 08:37 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: MINISTRY at October 03, 2017 08:38 PM (kFO/A)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 03, 2017 08:38 PM (xzV6l)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at October 03, 2017 08:38 PM (66CWr)
yea.... really....
Posted by: Don Q. at October 03, 2017 08:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Batterup at October 03, 2017 08:39 PM (mtGE/)
yea.... really....
Posted by: Don Q. at October 03, 2017 08:38 PM (NgKpN)
Totally! I might pay actual money to see it.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 03, 2017 08:39 PM (T71PA)
Oh sure, mock the one pleasure of my existence...
Posted by: Ethan Krupp's bathtub ring at October 03, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)
That's "bathtub ring" not "cock ring."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)
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Canadian Thanksgiving!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2017 08:39 PM (mJ8mX)
Fan loyalties aside, "History" tends to be "A Thing".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:40 PM (Ckg4U)
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Seagal vs Foreman:
No matter who wins, we lose.
Posted by: Depends at October 03, 2017 08:40 PM (2wRtc)
seems like a per-arranged publicity stunt .. but OK ... let's see.
Seagall probably has skills ... Foreman has raw power and a real champ within boxing rules ...
if either really landed blows ... they may be too old to handle it.
speaking of celebrity fighters. ... I watched "Boone the Bounty Hunter" last night
kinda "campy" if that's the right word ... but fun. Mexican village rises up against their drug cartel mob boss ... no one loses their head, goofy fighting, but he is a TV star ... so supposed to be goofy.
Shit just got real, when they go to Mexico .. except it never really gets real. Fine by me, I know enough about the head choppers that butcher good people to maintain the cartel control.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 03, 2017 08:40 PM (yKAUL)
It depends on the boxer. If they can keep the grappler from closing, then yeah. See, Ronda Rousey vs Holly Holm.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 03, 2017 08:41 PM (7OvuB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 08:37 PM
Good grief...I remember seeing that in the theater. Holy shite, was that painful to watch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2017 08:41 PM (lCG3n)
Posted by: vizzy at October 03, 2017 08:42 PM (s5Khz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 08:37 PM (oVJmc)
It's not "eco-terrorism"; it's "environmental justice"!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 03, 2017 08:43 PM (5sQ8t)
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No matter what rules they choose?
It's gonna be sumo.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:43 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 03, 2017 08:43 PM (GBy0o)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2017 08:44 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:44 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 08:37 PM (oVJmc)
Oh, I was getting there. On Deadly Ground was after Under Siege and it ensured that would be Seagal's apex after Under Siege - essentially, On Deadly Ground was Seagal's vanity project that he could only do on the back of Under Siege's success.
IIRC, that ending scene where Seagal beseeches us to save the environment was supposed to be 7-10 minutes long. And there's also a scene where Seagal kills an unarmed baddie (Dr. Cox from "Scrubs") and a secretary who were just trying to run.
I dunno what Michael Caine did wrong to be cast as da Evil Oil Barron, but even Seagal knew that he couldn't just beat an aging Brit in a fist-fight.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2017 08:44 PM (a1WR4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2017 08:45 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 08:45 PM (K8YO7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:45 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2017 08:46 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:46 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:46 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: vizzy at October 03, 2017 08:42 PM (s5Khz)
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Didn't they own one of The Mooche's ancestors? Or was that that ancestors of Stanley Ann Dunham, I forget ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 03, 2017 08:46 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 03, 2017 08:47 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:47 PM (Ckg4U)
I'd like to see both of them together tag-team OJ Simpson. I might even pay money to see that.
But OJ has got that crazy "yeah I worked out in the prison gym every day for the last 15 years just waitin' for this one."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2017 08:47 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: YIKES! at October 03, 2017 08:48 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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A columnist? I think.
His cutesy little twist on "racial profiling" just got shoved up his squeakhole.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:48 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:48 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2017 08:45 PM (V2Yro)
Dude, put PepperShot-to-the-Yarbles-Boy on your speed dial.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)
http://tinyurl.com/ycj8clqd
Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2017 08:48 PM (a1WR4)
O'Reilly vs. Olbermann
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:47 PM
duct tape their right wrists together & give them each a ball peen hammer
I'd buy a TV & pay to see that
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2017 08:49 PM (KCxzN)
I read "columnist" as "communist."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)
Who's the racist guy ranting on Tucker?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:45 PM[/i
Ruben Navarrette
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 08:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)
That won the internet for a couple of days.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:49 PM (PY9jH)
0-2 from Santana.
1-2 now, bases empty, Bottom 1
3-3 score
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:49 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2017 08:50 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)
*************
I have extensive knowledge of video poker, and can explain how cocksuckingkillerguy could wager millions per year with little to no loss. Warning though, there is math involved.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2017 08:51 PM (0ogQG)
Ervin Santana's pitch-count getting out of control.
*Pitching coach to mound*
Berrios warming-up in the bullpen.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:51 PM (Ckg4U)
That's right. Cry.
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at October 03, 2017 08:52 PM (398bZ)
Can't these announcers shut up for five full seconds? And not be completely in the tank for the Yankees?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 08:52 PM (ixAzn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:52 PM (da7Hf)
Can't these announcers shut up for five full seconds? And not be completely in the tank for the Yankees?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 08:52 PM (ixAzn)
I'm on a conference call with the sound off. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2017 08:52 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:53 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 03, 2017 08:53 PM (woJdg)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:53 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:53 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2017 08:53 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:54 PM (Ckg4U)
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What do you figure Fox pays him per appearance?
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:53 PM (2wRtc)
Not nearly enough.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:54 PM (da7Hf)
What makes this scene sadistic are two things a) Seagal beats the dude down way more than needed to drive the point home that you shouldn't beat down on others and b) Seagal's characters are always perfect and nigh-invincible (save for Executive Decision), so the guy didn't even have a chance.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2017 08:55 PM (a1WR4)
Hume's a denizen of the Beltway Establishment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:54 PM (mbhDw)
He's sexy.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:56 PM (da7Hf)
Drudge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:53 PM (mbhDw)
Of course she is. Now if she'll just sing like a canary.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:56 PM (PY9jH)
Right u until we put Betances in...
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 08:56 PM (2ZpnA)
Did you see the LOVE received by President Trump in PR, today?
Fake News was running the footage while piling on the fake news narrative. It was a hilarious contradiction.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:56 PM (iroPl)
Hume's a denizen of the Beltway Establishment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:54 PM (mbhDw)
He's sexy.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:56 PM (da7Hf)
Has that certain Fred Gwynne je ne sais quois.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2017 08:58 PM (89T5c)
Drudge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I posted that info a couple of hours ago here; prepare to be pshawed. It's a meaningless phrase, bla bla bla. Of course, Richard Jewell might not agree with that assessment, but wtf.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2017 08:58 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2017 08:58 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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The Great Unmasking continues.
I believe that Tucker had a point . It would actually be good if this guy watches himself on tv later and go "dammit , I'm racist and wrong."
But he won't. He will blame Tucker for "making him look bad".
And so it goes.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:58 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:58 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2017 08:59 PM (3ubcI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:58 PM (PY9jH)
Merkin helped herself quite a bit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 08:59 PM (mbhDw)
msnbc was running the footage but shaking their heads saying President Trump never went to the really bad parts of PR
Fake News was telling me that what they were showing me was FAKE, and I should believe take their word for it that PR hates Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:59 PM (iroPl)
Did you see the LOVE received by President Trump in PR, today?
Fake News was running the footage while piling on the fake news narrative. It was a hilarious contradiction.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 08:56 PM (iroPl)
Karl Rove has his whiteboard on Martha MacCallum before Tucker, explaining what a BIG Mistake Donald made today, how he wasn't as good today as he was yesterday.
Karl Rove is the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 08:59 PM (da7Hf)
-Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 08:56 PM (2ZpnA)
Yeah... check out the Twins' bullpen. LOL.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 08:59 PM (Ckg4U)
He's in Vegas tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 08:59 PM (PY9jH)
I wonder if the Las Vegas sheriff will shut up and let Sean Hannity talk.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 08:59 PM (2wRtc)
Gender was invented by men to control women's reproduction.
We're now "disinventing" gender.
American Indians had no words in their languages for "he" and "she."
I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 03, 2017 09:00 PM (398bZ)
Guardian reporting shooter's girlfriend now a person of interest.
Hope she doesn't encounter Jack Ruby Jr.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:00 PM (IqV8l)
I commented on this to BFF, who told me that Hume was retiring and didn't GAF anymore. I like that he still has that attitude nearly ten years into "retirement".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2017 09:00 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:00 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 09:01 PM (2wRtc)
Boom-ba-ba buh-dee-dah
Boom-ba-ba
Boom-ba-ba buh-dee-dah
Boom-ba-ba
Je-suis-un-rock-star
J'avaus un re-si-dence
Je habitez la
a la south de France....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 09:01 PM (mbhDw)
Pretty funny clip of Rob Schneider talking about SS.
Posted by: otho at October 03, 2017 09:01 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2017 09:01 PM (89T5c)
American Indians had no words in their languages for "he" and "she."
Yes they did.
Brave and Squaw.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:02 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 03, 2017 09:02 PM (CNHr1)
Didn't matter as long as you could take a scalp.
Posted by: freaked at October 03, 2017 09:02 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:02 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2017 09:01 PM (89T5c)
She was stillborn. Except for the mouth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 09:02 PM (mbhDw)
She just smells dead from the waist down.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 09:02 PM (2ZpnA)
Gender was invented by men to control women's reproduction.
We're now "disinventing" gender.
American Indians had no words in their languages for "he" and "she."
I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 03, 2017 09:00 PM (398bZ)
We what..? This is the party of science. Biology sold separately.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:03 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 03, 2017 09:03 PM (ikvbz)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:03 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2017 09:03 PM (ANIFC)
You mean like a mermaid?
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 09:03 PM (iroPl)
Seagal made a couple of really good movies and a few decent ones ... but one of the cable channels was running a Seagal marathon the other day. I couldn't believe how many movies that guy has been making. Movie after movie after movie ... I guess he was keeping them secret for some reason. There must have been hundreds of them. I know Pelosi said that he made 23,000 movies but I really think it was only in the hundreds.
I saw a few that I had never heard of. They were workable. One thing's for sure, Seagal knows how to put hot chicks in his flicks. That never hurts.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2017 09:04 PM (8gDQu)
'Me no stupid. Check for Bees!'
Posted by: Just the Punchline... at October 03, 2017 09:04 PM (2ZpnA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2017 09:03 PM (ANIFC)
Wasn't she a Playboy bunny about 300 years ago?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:06 PM (auHtY)
But we had heap big words for prairie crabs.
Posted by: Princess Elizabeth Warren, of the Plains Crab People at October 03, 2017 09:06 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 03, 2017 09:03 PM (ikvbz)
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We left it for you, although we weren't sure you cared one way or the other.
Posted by: bluebell at October 03, 2017 09:06 PM (UoSKV)
That explains why the New World was so sparsely populated before contact.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2017 09:06 PM (8gDQu)
Gender was invented by men to control women's reproduction.
Er...how were they 'men,' before 'men' was invented?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 09:06 PM (oVJmc)
We came from man's rib, close to his heart.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:03 PM (da7Hf)
"Cheaper cut."
- - Archie Bunker
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 09:07 PM (mbhDw)
Gender was invented by men to control women's reproduction.
We're now "disinventing" gender.
American Indians had no words in their languages for "he" and "she."
I'm not making this up.
Just looked it up, and by golly, Cherokee has only one third person singular pronoun. Kind of like Finnish and Estonian. Of course, they also forced the women to stay alone in a hut while menstruating and had strict gender roles....
Also, they had no words for brother or sister. Instead, they have a word meaning "sibling of the same sex as I" and one meaning "sibling of the opposite sex as I." Different way of conveying exactly the same info....
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2017 09:07 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: vizzy at October 03, 2017 08:42
LOL, we just saw that. I love this show. Hope it teaches some lefties some historical perspective and empathy for others.
But doubt it!
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 03, 2017 09:07 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JAS at October 03, 2017 09:07 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:06 PM (auHtY)
She made Hef a wicked Monte Christo sammich. And the rest is his-tory.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 09:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:08 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Just the Punchline... at October 03, 2017 09:08 PM (2ZpnA)
weird thing about Larry David..he aprently didn't know his grandparents, or any family beyond his parents generation.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 03, 2017 09:09 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:09 PM (PY9jH)
She just smells dead from the waist down.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 09:02 PM (2ZpnA)
That ain't no fluke, Flook?.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 09:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2017 09:10 PM (mbhDw)
every time you think we've GOT to have hit rock bottom, these buffoons just drill all that much harder.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2017 09:10 PM (GOr5y)
Posted by: Bruce at October 03, 2017 09:10 PM (7rlrd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:10 PM (PY9jH)
How many years have you been married? Your wife is a lucky gal.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:10 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 03, 2017 09:09 PM (yJ1e6)
fuck him...he is a left wing wack-o
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2017 09:11 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 09:11 PM (2wRtc)
When the Indians raided EVERYONE had to look out for their privates.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2017 09:11 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:11 PM (PY9jH)
What about the Cleveland Indians?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:11 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 09:12 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2017 09:12 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:12 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 09:12 PM (oVJmc)
Well, they did have cross-dressing Indians. Occasionally a man would essentially take on the role of a woman, dress in women's clothing, do women's work, be supported by another man. I don't think that they were exactly liked or respected, though, judging from the account of one such character in John Tanner's Narrative (white guy who was adopted by and spent 40 years among the Ojibwa).
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2017 09:13 PM (bZ7mE)
On Retirement Home Grounds
Under Doctor's Orders
Contract To Reverse Mortgage
Out For Waffles
Under Siege 2: Get Off My Lawn
Today You Dine
Exit the Buffet
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 03, 2017 09:13 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: otho at October 03, 2017 09:13 PM (qGuLD)
I was not aware of Bump Fire Stocks. They seem to be a thing.
Why was I not informed of this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2017 09:13 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 09:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 03, 2017 09:13 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: rhomboid
It'll be between you, the Horde, and the NSA...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at October 03, 2017 09:13 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: giggling filipina karaoke squad at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (OKuv5)
American Indians had no words in their languages for "he" and "she."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 03, 2017 09:00 PM (398bZ)
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Which of the 100's of Amerindian languages is she talking about?
Many of them have no pronouns at all. So, instead of saying "she," they would say "the woman."
And I will bet that ALL of them have distinct words for man and woman.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (0jtPF)
"What about the Cleveland Indians?"
-Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:11 PM (auHtY)
You and "Us". ...and Fuck You, heh.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 09:12 PM (oVJmc)
Dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (PY9jH)
http://tinyurl.com/ybeaahvz, http://tinyurl.com/y7wtzb59
http://tinyurl.com/y9mh47e6
Posted by: shibumi at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (aT+Bx)
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Really? Not in the all of the hundreds of languages in two continents were there words for he & she?
Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (ANIFC)
Guess she won't be returning to the US, eh?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 03, 2017 09:15 PM (O848g)
It has been for a while.
It's pretty stupid if you ask me.
But, guys like to burn up piles of ammo and barrels for no apparent reason.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 09:15 PM (2ZpnA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:15 PM (PY9jH)
I'm pretty sure that old George Foreman would have beaten Mike Tyson in his prime. George has a killer overhand right.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Union of Concerned Scientists at October 03, 2017 09:16 PM (60v4h)
The Indians did have names for men and women. For instance, squaw. which meant vagina. and squanto which meant bend over.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 09:16 PM (r+sAi)
But I just switched browsers ....... which has worked in the past.
So buzzion's the dead guy, but *I* get to act like a ghost here. At random times (seemingly).
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2017 09:16 PM (QDnY+)
If you like Space shit and shit like that, Curious Droid just posted a new vid on Sputnik. Good shit, if you like all that Space shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M-QinwmdKc
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 09:16 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: Hyapatia Lee at October 03, 2017 09:17 PM (2ZpnA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)
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Really? Not in the all of the hundreds of languages in two continents were there words for he & she?
Right? I always think about that when it's about their language, and also when it's Native Americans believed/worshiped/practiced ... whatevs ... as if they had a meeting and all agreed that all Indians believed something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2017 09:17 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2017 09:18 PM (oVJmc)
Bump firing is a technique. Bump Fire Stocks are for people too lazy or too uncoordiated to get the technique down. I can make my semi-auto RPK sound almost like a real one and I don't have any "bump fire" nothing on it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Union of Concerned Scientists at October 03, 2017 09:19 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 09:19 PM (ixAzn)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 09:19 PM (iroPl)
They ate the shit out of the intestines of the Antelope, too. According to the Lewis and Clark Journals they were crazy for the stuff.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 09:20 PM (2ZpnA)
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Really? Not in the all of the hundreds of languages in two continents were there words for he & she?
Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2017 09:14 PM (ANIFC)
Old Gloria is fluent in each and everyone of them. She got herself the Injun to English translation book
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:20 PM (auHtY)
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Really? Not in the all of the hundreds of languages in two continents were there words for he & she?
Right? I always think about that when it's about their language, and also when it's Native Americans believed/worshiped/practiced ... whatevs ... as if they had a meeting and all agreed that all Indians believed something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2017 09:17 PM (gIRsn)
When you think about how long it must have taken to develop 100s of languages, religions & cultures, human history in the New World has to be much older than is commonly held to be.
Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2017 09:20 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Should I even spend the time to understand what a Bump Fire stock is, and how it works? I kinda need to review my semi-auto basics, I'm always forgetting the details on open-bolt vs. closed-bolt machine guns, and blow-back vs. other kinds of actions, and now that I think of it, even how "bump fire" works.
And then I'll have to go over all the AR basics again when I finally get down to ordering a barrel and trigger group etc. to build my first one. Hmmm, will prices bump up again, briefly, due to LV? I remember thinking - and people talking about - "no more gun panics", thanks to you-know-who being in the WH.
Guess we'll see (I'm betting on nothing stupid being done, despite the wails of the ignorant authoritarians and the emotional airheads in their millions).
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2017 09:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2017 09:16 PM (QDnY+)
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Random?
Or full moon?
Not jumping to any conclusions.
Just..... asking.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2017 09:21 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Jerry at October 03, 2017 09:21 PM (2ZpnA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Melbourne Antifa
One of our comrades from our Las Vegas branch has made the fascist Trump supporting dogs pay.
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They seem nice.
Posted by: Meremortal looking at October 03, 2017 09:22 PM (3myMJ)
Marked for Medicare
Fire Down In My Breaches
Out For A Kielbasa
Belly Of A Beast
Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2017 09:22 PM (3ubcI)
Posted by: just the punchline at October 03, 2017 09:22 PM (mJ8mX)
I believed that too, up until a few minutes ago. Wikipedia says it is a myth, though, and since they provide an etymology and numerous examples of the work in Algonquian languages, I have no reason to doubt it.
You can blame Oprah for the myth, incidentally.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2017 09:23 PM (bZ7mE)
Bump fire stocks allow you to mount the weapon to your shoulder, which is a hell of a lot better than belt-looping. Grump928(C), does your technique allow you to shoulder the weapon? Belt-looping is all I've tried. Standing close to an earthen bank. Once.
Posted by: Monty James at October 03, 2017 09:23 PM (gKOMX)
I thank God every day for men such as these.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:23 PM (da7Hf)
Pfft. They sold Manhattan for like $24 in beads and fire water.
So, sure, let's take grammar advice from them, too.
Posted by: the Dutch at October 03, 2017 09:23 PM (ikvbz)
-info on Paddock check in scrubbed at Mandalay
-Paddock FBI selling arms to ISIS in USA
-Paddock had live internet feed of attack
Posted by: shibumi at October 03, 2017 09:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 09:25 PM (2ZpnA)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at October 03, 2017 09:25 PM (CNHr1)
And they never had any disease or wars and lived in total harmony with nature and sang that Coke song all day and if there was any rubbish on the ground an Injun of the Eyetalian tribe would cry
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:25 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Tom Brokaw at October 03, 2017 09:25 PM (398bZ)
*pitching change*
David Robertson coming on for Green.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 09:26 PM (r+sAi)
Phrasing?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:24 PM (PY9jH)
And they confirmed the reason that the count went from 58 to 59 is they included the shooter.
Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2017 09:26 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Union of Concerned Scientists at October 03, 2017 09:27 PM (60v4h)
-Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 09:26 PM (r+sAi)
Hi, I'm from Cleveland. We go eight deep. How are you?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:28 PM (Ckg4U)
Still investigation whether $100k was wired out of the country.
Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2017 09:28 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2017 09:29 PM (Enq6K)
Yea, and they lost.
They had no word for casino either. They've adapted, we don't have to.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 09:29 PM (/tuJf)
If you are using a free VPN it may get bounced by the Pixy guard dog. At least that seems to be what happened to me when I tried to use the Epic Browser to comment here.
Went back to Pale Moon with noscript and I was back in the comments, no problem.
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 03, 2017 09:29 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:29 PM (da7Hf)
They probably had no word for casino either, but learned that one PDQ.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 03, 2017 09:29 PM (ikvbz)
Out Of Reach Of Ice Cream With Jimmies
Today You Die With A Belly Full Of Nom-Noms
Mercenary for Justice And Pie
Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2017 09:29 PM (3ubcI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:30 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 03, 2017 09:30 PM (ikvbz)
They didn't even have xe or xir?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:30 PM (auHtY)
That bathtub? Yikes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:31 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 03, 2017 09:31 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:31 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 09:31 PM (iroPl)
Sean Hannity is hammering the Left.
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:29 PM (da7Hf)
Yes, he has.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:32 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 09:32 PM (2ZpnA)
Probably no word for "toilet" or "McDonalds" either.
Posted by: freaked at October 03, 2017 09:32 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: freaked at October 03, 2017 09:33 PM (UdKB7)
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Or "horse", "cattle", "iron" or "wheel".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2017 09:33 PM (58eZn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:33 PM (PY9jH)
K
Robertson gets out of the inning.
...we go to the bottom of the third, tied at four.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:33 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:34 PM (da7Hf)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:29 PM (da7Hf)
Yes, he has.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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They don't watch or listen to Hannity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2017 09:34 PM (58eZn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:34 PM (PY9jH)
(just a joke)
Posted by: mnw at October 03, 2017 09:34 PM (eXYC7)
They still don't have a word for 'Poaching'.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 09:34 PM (2ZpnA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:36 PM (IqV8l)
Well, it has been written in many places that people whose languages lack words for things can't even think of those things because they have no words to express the thought.
Which explains why American Indian Tribes never went to the moon. They had no words for space shuttle, rocket, or space travel. Couldn't even talk about it, or even think about it, unless they were talking about riding giant turtles.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 03, 2017 09:36 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: MLCross at October 03, 2017 09:36 PM (K8Z2z)
I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 03, 2017 09:00 PM (398bZ)
Maybe they just never had pronouns at all?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 03, 2017 09:37 PM (O848g)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 09:37 PM (/tuJf)
Choctaw word for cow was "baca," IIRC. Loan word from Spanish "vaca." The Choctaw took to animal husbandry pretty quickly, apparently.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2017 09:38 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Tentotwo at October 03, 2017 09:39 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:39 PM (IqV8l)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:34 PM (PY9jH)
Tudacapo, nunabova.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:39 PM (Ckg4U)
American Indians had no words in their languages for....
Technology
Economics
Science
Cardiac Arrest
...
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 09:39 PM (iroPl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:36 PM (IqV8l)
No, they didn't make the playoffs this year
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:39 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:40 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at October 03, 2017 09:40 PM (iroPl)
There are more than a few of those stupid common knowledge fake things out there like
the eskimos had 439 ways to say snow
chinese word for crisis is a combination of chaos and opportunity.
also "deep too".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 09:41 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:41 PM (da7Hf)
Law enf- 'So, did you have anything to do with this crime?'
Accomplice- 'No, not nary a smidgin.'
Law enf- 'Well, ok then. You are free to go.'
Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2017 09:41 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Emmie at October 03, 2017 09:41 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2017 09:34 PM (2ZpnA)
This land is my land
This land is your land
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 03, 2017 09:42 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:42 PM (IqV8l)
-Posted by: ALH at October 03, 2017 09:41 PM (da7Hf)
*Hands-over Full License*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:43 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2017 09:43 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Steven Seagull at October 03, 2017 09:43 PM (a1WR4)
Know what this game needs? More Yankees love from the announcers. I mean, all they talk about is Twins, Twins, Twins and how great they are.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 09:44 PM (ixAzn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:44 PM (PY9jH)
Pretty sure they didn't have a word for "penguin" either.
So... meh, whatever, who cares?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 03, 2017 09:45 PM (ikvbz)
I am not sure why old bitty Gloria thinks that quoting the losing side in a war is high intellect.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 09:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JROD at October 03, 2017 09:45 PM (Lr3FA)
Spoilers? So what? It will make you want to watch it more.
Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2017 09:46 PM (jHrzU)
Erika Eleniaks' fabulous rack
USS Missouri
Erika Eleniak is smokin' hot
Tommy Lee Jones as a criminal mastermind
Erika Eleniak jumping out of a cake
Gary Busey coked out of his mind
Wanting to marry Erika Eleniak
Steven Segal killing everyone
Did I mention Erika Eleniak
Cher singing at the closing credits
yeah i kinda had a crush on Erika Eleniak back in the day
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 03, 2017 09:47 PM (K2T58)
The strongest tribe.
Ask various "nations" what they thought of the Lakota and their empire (or lots of other "nations" and their respective overlords/oppressors) - that is, the ones that weren't completely effaced, the ones you can find (they didn't have a word for "genocide" either, but they practiced a form of it a lot, as all groups of humans have, for most of our species history, until recently).
Of course, not having *written* words for anything, their "history" is a bit sketchy.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2017 09:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Barney Fife at October 03, 2017 09:47 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JROD at October 03, 2017 09:45 PM (Lr3FA)
YESSS!!! In the Octagon!
Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2017 09:47 PM (jHrzU)
-Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 09:44 PM (ixAzn)
If announcers actively root for the underdog, that's not okay. Understandable, but not okay.
If announcers actively root for the favorite? See above.
I try not to listen to them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:48 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:48 PM (IqV8l)
Erika was annoying in Under Seige but she was a cutie. Of the playmate actresses of the time, though, I much preferred Julie McCoullough. She was an adorable little elf.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2017 09:49 PM (TZPec)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2017 09:49 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 03, 2017 09:49 PM (i2KAN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:50 PM (Ckg4U)
How about "Casino"? Or "Non Taxable Cigarettes"?
Posted by: tu3031 at October 03, 2017 09:50 PM (O5Q3r)
Don't tell me they didn't wear purple either.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 03, 2017 09:43 PM (3Vlkn)
Or win Super Bowls
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Eleniak sounds like one of those old vacuum tube computers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:48 PM (IqV8l)
Eniac and maniac?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 03, 2017 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
Eleniak sounds like one of those old vacuum tube computers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:48 PM (IqV8l)
Wouldn't mind twisting some knobs there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 09:50 PM (ixAzn)
Actually, she is in jail and on trial as an accomplice.
Amazing how fast some things fall of the medias radar these days.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 09:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2017 09:52 PM (TZPec)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 03, 2017 09:52 PM (i2KAN)
A "bump fire stock" is a stock designed to aid in bump firing. "Bump firing" is a way to greatly increase the trigger release and re-pull rate to get close to, and sound like a fully automatic fire.
It uses the recoil to pull the assembly away from the trigger finger, releasing the trigger, the spinging back and allowing the finger to push the trigger again.
Rather than cycling the trigger finger, you let the whole rifle move back and forth, and can go much faster.
That's all it is. I remember someone saying the fire rate sounded too slow for an automatic M-16/similar from the audio of that mess. Bump fire explains it.
You can be sure that all bump-fire stocks will be banned soon. Now, whether they will try to confiscate existing ones out there, I don't know.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 03, 2017 09:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 09:53 PM (r+sAi)
Vauxhall. So, in Russian, train station is "vokzal" (vog-ZALL).
Of course it works in all directions. English is famous, and powerful, for adopting new and foreign things and words, easily.
For example - "Gleichschaltung". No, not on the lips of everyone you meet, but certainly apt for today's America - the Nazi term for bringing all of German society into compliance with the ruling ideology, by force, eventually, if needed.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2017 09:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2017 09:54 PM (TZPec)
-Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 09:53 PM (r+sAi)
Grady Sizemore
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 09:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Amazing how fast some things fall of the medias radar these days.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 09:51 PM (/tuJf)
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JackStraw, are you talking about the wife of the Pulse murderer? Is she really in jail? I didn't know that. I'm glad.
Posted by: bluebell at October 03, 2017 09:55 PM (UoSKV)
They did have a kind of pictorial history, the "winter counts." Which is why we know that the current Lakota tribal tradition that they always lived in the Black Hills from time immemorial is only about a 100 years old, and that in the 19th century they claimed to have moved there in 1776. The earlier tradition was probably close to accurate - they did move there sometime in the 1760s or 70s, which means that the US has owned those hills now for longer than the Lakota ever owned them.
They will get very pissy if you point that out, though.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2017 09:55 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2017 09:42 PM (IqV8l)
They did, however, have backup beepers. But you never heard them, because they never retreated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 03, 2017 09:55 PM (O848g)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 03, 2017 09:56 PM (8O3HH)
Except when fighting Uhtred of Bebbanburh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2017 09:56 PM (TZPec)
Noor Salman, yes. She's been in jail since early this year and in the middle of her trial.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 09:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Czar Peter at October 03, 2017 09:57 PM (qaWk6)
Posted by: bluebell at October 03, 2017 09:57 PM (UoSKV)
"Slam fire", I think, is (unwanted) automatic firing of a sem-auto like an M1, with a floating firing pin, as the bolt slams into a round that's just been chambered. Is a pump shotgun that will fire on the "pump" (like a trench-broom, forget the model no.) also an example of slam fire? Trigger isn't involved.
Dang. Now I'm gonna go have to review open- and closed-bolt MGs, and blow-back vs. whatever for pistol actions.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2017 09:58 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: JROD at October 03, 2017 09:58 PM (Lr3FA)
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2017 09:58 PM (bZ7mE)
If the French Army had back-up beepers, that's all you'd ever hear. Everybody would go deaf.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 03, 2017 09:58 PM (8O3HH)
Noor Salman, yes. She's been in jail since early this year and in the middle of her trial.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2017 09:56 PM (/tuJf)
Local news story.
Old news.
Let's move on.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Republican Hate Kills.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2017 09:59 PM (ixAzn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2017 10:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 10:00 PM (Ckg4U)
They had no word for pizza until Columbus showed up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2017 10:01 PM (auHtY)
Obviously I don't care about "full-auto" capability, but I do vaguely recall that the AR bolts come in 2 varieties (?), and perhaps now (for absolutely no good reason other than scratching America's incredibly stupid "feel like you're doing something" itch), the one type will be "banned".
Maybe I'll just order one from AIM this week. Not real twisted around the axle about small differences, mostly just want one that will last and be easy to clean.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2017 10:02 PM (QDnY+)
There's no question white men jobbed over the natives hard and often in American history. The problem is, the natives were cruel, awful, murderous, treacherous, and lying toward their own kind and whites as well. For every atrocity the white settlers committed against the natives, they did at least one to the settlers.
The difference is, Native Americans lost, and lost big because they were stone age scattered tribes against gunpowder age united whites. So long, tribes. And that makes them the sympathetic underdog to many: the oppressed other. So their evil deeds and crimes are swept under the rug.
And nobody sweeps harder than the native American. They will lie, lie, lie about their heritage, past, treatment, etc. And its stupid, because they have enough to complain about. But hearing them talk, no native ever did anything bad at any time, they were saintlike in total communion with their surroundings and peaceful heroes who told no lies and always kept their word.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2017 10:03 PM (TZPec)
Stephen won't be at the poker game tonight, said something about a concert. But he did send me some cookies.
signed,
My Mom
or was it some other kind of note?
Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)
>> closed-bolt MGs
With an ooen-bolt, the firing pin is fixed to the bolt. Loading and locking the cartridge in the chamber and firing is all one mechanical operation. In the "ready fire" position, the bolt is back and thus "open".
In closed-bolt. The firing pin is separate and movable. The bolt loads and locks a round in, but it does not fire until a hammer drives the firing pin. In the ready to fire position, the bolt is thus closed. Hence, "closed bolt".
Now, open bolt designs are easier to convert to fully auto, if they make semi-only versions. Way, a buddy of mine had something that was open bolt semi, and they discontinued it, and converted to closed bolt for that reason.
It would've been ridiculous to convert because the mechanical fire rate would've been so high it would be uncontrollable and dangerous. I forget what the hell it was. One of those little "Uzi" like things that fired 9mm, IIRC.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 03, 2017 10:04 PM (8O3HH)
Natives have a lot to complain about, without making up false history and claiming to be utterly sinless and perfect. I've heard Apaches swear up and down they never tortured any captive, no sir, always treated them with total respect that won them over. Geneva Convention ain't in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2017 10:05 PM (TZPec)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 03, 2017 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 03, 2017 10:06 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2017 10:07 PM (QDnY+)
In a closed-bolt design, the bolt much close and lock, but the hammer must be held back and not released until the bolt is closed. If you just let the hammer "ride", it won't work. And if you get the hammer release delayed, but not enough, things can be dangerous.
You can look you the M-16 full auto mechanism, and what the selector switch does.
The bolt had a channel machined a certain length, but that stopped. That "stop" would catch the "auto sear" mechanism (IIRC is the term), to release the hammer at the right time.
AR-15s used to come with the same bolt, but they made them change it, and extend the channel all the way to the end of the bolt so it wouldn't work with an auto-sear, if one managed to install one.
I ain't about to put any detailed instructions on what is involved (and I can't remember it by rote) but any competent machinist or anyone with capable of performing such skills can do it.
It's just not something easy to do without some machining equipment.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 03, 2017 10:15 PM (8O3HH)
Very well said. This idea of "innocent natives" is BS.
When settlers came here the predominate Indian influence was the Sauk and the Fox, & allied tribes in N IL.
Guess what, their history was...driven out of Ontario by other Indians warring against them, then settling in MI.
Driven out by Indians to N WI. Then driven out by Indians to N IL and IA.
Yah sure, they were peaceful folks until the white guys came along.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at October 03, 2017 10:40 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 03, 2017 11:19 PM (L3YlV)
Just ask George.
Posted by: mr wolf at October 04, 2017 07:47 AM (YkEgi)
...Driven to Denny's!
...Working For Pizza Hut!
...Stalking the Krispy Kreme!
...From Russia, With Lard!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 04, 2017 11:05 AM (Ndje9)
You do not want to screw with that guy.
He will dismantle Foreman and make it look easy.
Posted by: The Hot Gates at October 06, 2017 10:04 AM (Na/F1)
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