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GOPe Establishment: Now You've Done It, Hobbits! By Selecting Moore, You've Given the Seat to the Democrats!
Extremist Socialist Democrat Party: Not So Fast

The extremist maniac Roy Moore will probably lose the election because of you wack-a-doodle Hobbits!

Except, just to make it interesting, Roy Moore's totally not-extremist centrist moderate Democrat opponent has just declared: Absolutely no restrictions on abortion whatsoever.

Alabama Democratic Senate candidate Doug Jones said in a Wednesday interview that he is against all restrictions on abortion...

"I am a firm believer that a woman should have the freedom to choose what happens to her own body, and I'm going to stand up for that and I'm going to make sure that that continues to happen," Jones said [to MSNBC's Chuck Todd].

...

Todd asked Jones about a 20-week abortion ban, like the one that Republicans announced Tuesday that they will reintroduce in the House. Many European nations ban abortion after 12, 13, or 14 weeks.

"You wouldn't be in favor of legislation that said ban abortion after 20 weeks, or something like that?" Todd asked.

"No, I'm not in favor of anything that is going to infringe on a woman's right and her freedom to choose," Jones said. "That's just the position that I've had for many years, it's the position I continue to have."

Posted by: Ace at 09:29 PM




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1 hi

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2017 09:29 PM (wmaTe)

2 yes

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2017 09:29 PM (wmaTe)

3 rd

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2017 09:29 PM (wmaTe)

4 th?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 27, 2017 09:30 PM (wmaTe)

5 Own goal

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 27, 2017 09:30 PM (8Zq2n)

6 Bout time.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 09:30 PM (w7U7L)

7 That will go over well in Alabama.

Posted by: Thursby at September 27, 2017 09:30 PM (WVn9a)

8 But what does Charles Barkley think about all this?

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 27, 2017 09:31 PM (8Zq2n)

9 Where is everyone?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 09:32 PM (w7U7L)

10 It's Alabama, FFS. A Dem is not going to win that seat.

Posted by: Sidedraft at September 27, 2017 09:33 PM (I16G8)

11 Previous thread was un-nooded.

Posted by: filbert at September 27, 2017 09:33 PM (wG/de)

12 Well I guess the democrat just wrapped up the Molech endorsement. Again.

Posted by: Dang at September 27, 2017 09:33 PM (JqvkN)

13 I hope apolexy carries many pearl clutchers off the fainting couch and six feet under.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2017 09:34 PM (oOYbM)

14 Alabama Democratic Senate candidate Doug Jones said in a Wednesday interview that he is against all restrictions on abortion...

++++

Has anyone pointed out to Mr. Jones that he is running for statewide office in Ala-fucking-bama?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 27, 2017 09:35 PM (FUu/Z)

15 Is there anyone with an IQ above 80 that seriously thinks Alabama will vote for a Democrat senator? LOL

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 27, 2017 09:35 PM (vyHiq)

16 Cant wait for the comments that were willowed in the previous thread to continue to not be entertaining in this one.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 27, 2017 09:35 PM (8Zq2n)

17 Many European nations ban abortion after 12, 13, or 14 weeks.

Well, that's an inconvenient truth.

Posted by: rickl at September 27, 2017 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

18 It's Alabama, FFS. A Dem is not going to win that seat.

Amazing, isn't it? When I was young, you had to be a Democrat to win statewide in Alabama. Now it's the opposite.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 27, 2017 09:35 PM (LTHVh)

19 Ace if you are reading this I highly suggest you change the headline to proper meme-ification.

Change "Not so fast" to "Hold my beer"

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2017 09:36 PM (z/Ubi)

20 GOPe a$$whipes don't understand that the Republican base doesn't care who goes in as long it isn't the GOPe. Better an honest enemy to your front than an "ally" waiting to stab in you in the back.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 27, 2017 09:36 PM (5Yee7)

21 WELL, THAT'S IT FOR TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 27, 2017 09:36 PM (oVJmc)

22 "No, I'm not in favor of anything that is going to infringe on a woman's right and her freedom to choose," Jones said. "That's just the position that I've had for many years, it's the position I continue to have. I'm a ghoul and I will continue to be a ghoul."

Posted by: Tami at September 27, 2017 09:36 PM (Enq6K)

23 Where is MWR, Queen of the Hobbits, to comment on this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2017 09:36 PM (oOYbM)

24 19 buzzion

Here here!

Posted by: Dang at September 27, 2017 09:37 PM (JqvkN)

25 More Lying Paulie on Hannity. That smirk....that fucking smirk!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 27, 2017 09:37 PM (vyHiq)

26 Is the GOPe actually going "take my ball and go home" on Alabama?

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2017 09:37 PM (z/Ubi)

27 "No, I'm not in favor of anything that is going to infringe on a woman's right and her freedom to choose," Jones said.

I am offering a no-risk two year trial of a child. If after two years you are in any way not satisfied with the child or your life with the child you can just abort it.

I stand for a woman's right to choose, and post-natal abortion is just a choice.

Posted by: Doug Jones, Post-Natal Abortions R Us at September 27, 2017 09:37 PM (8gDQu)

28 And Moore will get the inevitable question: What about RAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEE! He better be ready and not AKin himself.

Posted by: Yertle McTurtle at September 27, 2017 09:37 PM (BoMuO)

29 Only thing I can think of is people don't want to scare off the ONT by commenting here.

Posted by: filbert at September 27, 2017 09:37 PM (wG/de)

30 They wont be satisfied until infanticide is legal.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 27, 2017 09:38 PM (XFue2)

31 "No, I'm not in favor of anything that is going to infringe on a woman's right and her freedom to choose," Jones said.

That's a very sound platform to take...

in the waiting room of Planned Parenthood and Baby Parts Emporium.

In larger America and more limited general Alabama, that'll get you an ass whipping.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 27, 2017 09:38 PM (H8S+R)

32 gonna be an early night. oh well, he tried.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 27, 2017 09:38 PM (KP5rU)

33

Are we talkin African Hobbits or Indian Hobbits?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Provincial Revanchist at September 27, 2017 09:38 PM (t3kPl)

34 Jones is definitely in the right party, that's for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2017 09:38 PM (H0quv)

35 11
Previous thread was un-nooded.

Posted by: filbert
===

They were nood-ified of this one?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 27, 2017 09:39 PM (2wRtc)

36 "No, I'm not in favor of anything that is going to infringe on a woman's right and her freedom to choose," Jones said.

So, Moore runs one ad that points out that includes Partial Birth Abortion and the race is over.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 27, 2017 09:39 PM (oVJmc)

37 33

Are we talkin African Hobbits or Indian Hobbits?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Provincial Revanchist at September 27, 2017 09:38 PM (t3kPl)

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 27, 2017 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

38 Mitch the bitch might run an indy....

Posted by: E.T. at September 27, 2017 09:39 PM (P1GJy)

39 Are we talkin African Hobbits or Indian Hobbits?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Provincial Revanchist at September 27, 2017 09:38 PM (t3kPl)

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: filbert at September 27, 2017 09:39 PM (wG/de)

40 Why is abortion the hill progs always chose to die on? It doesn't work, yet they persist.

Posted by: Yertle McTurtle at September 27, 2017 09:39 PM (BoMuO)

41 25 More Lying Paulie on Hannity. That smirk....that fucking smirk!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 27, 2017 09:37 PM (vyHiq)


Karl Denninger at the Market Ticker called Ryan a liar when he was the VP candidate back in 2012. I didn't see it at the time, but he was absolutely right. Paul Ryan is a lying snake.

Posted by: rickl at September 27, 2017 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

42 Amazing, isn't it? When I was young, you had to be a Democrat to win statewide in Alabama. Now it's the opposite.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 27, 2017 09:35 PM (LTHVh)

*******

That was them Dixiecrats, twernt' they?

*Fist bump*

Tuscaloosa born and bred, and this shall be my final home.

Posted by: Sidedraft at September 27, 2017 09:40 PM (I16G8)

43 Shouldn't Sessions be declaring a special prosecutor for ObamaGate?

I mean, if the Dems want to claim that it should be included in his recusal, they have to argue that Obama surveilled Trump's campaign.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 27, 2017 09:40 PM (oVJmc)

44 Moore better learn to just STFU whenever a mic is put in front of his mouth.

The left wants a win so bad they'll do anything to get it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 27, 2017 09:40 PM (9y0xs)

45 Damn sock off!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:41 PM (BoMuO)

46 //sven sighting?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 27, 2017 09:41 PM (2wRtc)

47 Hold my beer bong.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 27, 2017 09:41 PM (yL25O)

48 Moore will have to try very hard to lose this race...

over/under on that happening?

he seems fairly sane, but that won't stop the MFM from spinning nothing into something.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 27, 2017 09:41 PM (mrQ/l)

49 Looks like an early night for the GOP.

Maybe we can hedge our bets and give Jones a contribution.

Posted by: Team McConnell at September 27, 2017 09:41 PM (H8S+R)

50 Reality is so odd. Europe is to the left of us on just about every issue, but to the right of us on abortion.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 27, 2017 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

51 How about banning abortions after 39 weeks? Ah, there's always unasked questions...

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2017 09:41 PM (Sv2/X)

52 Doug Jones sounds high on estrogen

Posted by: Sonobi at September 27, 2017 09:42 PM (pAuqr)

53 Dude is toast. Alabama is like the second reddest state in America.

He's aborting his campaign with this statement.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2017 09:42 PM (c+mqP)

54
he seems fairly sane, but that won't stop the MFM from spinning nothing into something.


But aren't Trump voters over that kind of thing? They've learned to blow off anything the MSM tries to spin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 27, 2017 09:42 PM (oVJmc)

55 40 Why is abortion the hill progs always chose to die on? It doesn't work, yet they persist.
Posted by: Yertle McTurtle at September 27, 2017 09:39 PM (BoMuO)

It works, just not how you think.

Posted by: Moloch at September 27, 2017 09:42 PM (XFue2)

56 Paulie does have a point though....the real problem is the senate. The House as fucked up as it is, has done some things.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 27, 2017 09:42 PM (vyHiq)

57 He's aborting his campaign with this statement.
===

And submitting his application to SorosInc.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 27, 2017 09:42 PM (2wRtc)

58 Did someone say bitch?

Posted by: Evan McMullin at September 27, 2017 09:43 PM (BoMuO)

59 FTGOPe !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 27, 2017 09:43 PM (Z8R9P)

60 Will Jones go all out for gun control next?

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 27, 2017 09:44 PM (wpJDK)

61 In first with this theory:

It's a planned strategy to bait Moore into Akin-ing himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 27, 2017 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

62 44 Moore better learn to just STFU whenever a mic is put in front of his mouth.

The left wants a win so bad they'll do anything to get it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 27, 2017 09:40 PM (9y0xs)

He should probably talk about Good Negro Government.

Posted by: Tanishi Coats at September 27, 2017 09:44 PM (XFue2)

63 Is what's her name with the sneakers his campaign strategist? Wendy Davis?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 27, 2017 09:44 PM (yL25O)

64 Who has hairier feet, Hobbits or Ewoks?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2017 09:44 PM (mvenn)

65 50 Reality is so odd. Europe is to the left of us on just about every issue, but to the right of us on abortion.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 27, 2017 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

___

On corporate tax rates too. France - yes France - has a lower rate than us.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 27, 2017 09:44 PM (vyHiq)

66 Laden or unladen?
Posted by: filbert
------------

Gross, or Net?
Tare?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2017 09:45 PM (nBBdT)

67
Now You've Done It, Hobbits! By Selecting Moore, You've Given the Seat to the Democrats!


Oh, my stars and garters - what a bunch of dewy pearl clutchers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2017 09:45 PM (pNxlR)

68 Just what they can choose to say...like if they're Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Axeman at September 27, 2017 09:45 PM (2mC6G)

69 He should probably talk about Good Negro Government.
===

And witchcraft.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 27, 2017 09:45 PM (2wRtc)

70

Insomniac/Filbert... damn good question. What if partially laden, say with 25% feathers or lead?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Provincial Revanchist at September 27, 2017 09:46 PM (t3kPl)

71 i'm always amused that the party that supports abortion right up until birth is so adamantly opposed to the death penalty...

and their supporters completely lose their shit when you tell them to think of the execution as just a really, REALLY, late term abortion, and that they should be fine with it.

straight to escape velocity every time...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 27, 2017 09:46 PM (mrQ/l)

72 Who has hairier feet, Hobbits or Ewoks?

Posted by: Muldoon
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Wookies

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2017 09:46 PM (nBBdT)

73 "Well, Mr. Moore, let's compromise! Abortions at 19 1/2 weeks, it is..."

Posted by: Dems at September 27, 2017 09:46 PM (tIhIY)

74 Jones has no chance and he knows it. He's just auditioning for a permanent panel host job on MSNBC.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 27, 2017 09:46 PM (vyHiq)

75
Looks like an early night for Moore.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2017 09:46 PM (ixAzn)

76 61 In first with this theory:

It's a planned strategy to bait Moore into Akin-ing himself.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 27, 2017 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

...

You'd think they'd get George Stephanopolis to float the trial balloon first, but yes that could happen.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 27, 2017 09:46 PM (yL25O)

77 Moore is a pretty devout Christian. The Pussyhat brigade will be out in full force. He wants women to die in the streets without basic access to healthcare!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:47 PM (BoMuO)

78 Laden or unladen?

Posted by: filbert

---
long bows or crossbows?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 27, 2017 09:47 PM (mrQ/l)

79 Also, I like to kick puppies and drown cats.

Posted by: Doug Jones at September 27, 2017 09:47 PM (H8S+R)

80 69 He should probably talk about Good Negro Government.
===

And witchcraft.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 27, 2017 09:45 PM (2wRtc)

that's included as the 4th Branch.

Posted by: Tanishi Coats at September 27, 2017 09:48 PM (XFue2)

81
See, there's Rape sperm and there's Normal sperm...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2017 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

82 Will Trump hold a rally for Moore?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:48 PM (BoMuO)

83 Moore better learn to just STFU whenever a mic is put in front of his mouth.

Moore is good at winning statewide elections in Alabama. He's not an Akin who steps on his crank outside his district. Alabama is Moore's district.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2017 09:48 PM (6FqZa)

84 whoever saban endorses will win this election.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 27, 2017 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

85 Will Trump hold a rally for Moore?

No need to.

Posted by: Doug Jones at September 27, 2017 09:49 PM (H0quv)

86 Will Trump hold a rally for Moore?

He might, but not for some weeks. There's no point right now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2017 09:49 PM (6FqZa)

87 64 Who has hairier feet, Hobbits or Ewoks?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2017 09:44 PM (mvenn)

Ewoks. But Hobbits have YUUUGGGGEEEE... intellects...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Provincial Revanchist at September 27, 2017 09:49 PM (t3kPl)

88 I'm bustin' outta here at 32 weeks before they can late-term abort me. Who's with me?

Posted by: Fetus in "Escape From Uterus- Revenge of the Premies" at September 27, 2017 09:49 PM (mvenn)

89 If I ever figure out who the SOB is that originated the phrase "A national conversation", I'm going to burn his house down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2017 09:49 PM (nBBdT)

90 Judge Moore will whup the democrat worse than he did Luther Strange.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2017 09:50 PM (zLDYs)

91
Why is this election date in December? (I read that somewhere yesterday.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2017 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

92 I support a woman's right to choose. She has the right to choose to not use birth control. She has the right to choose wanton sex without any regard for any consequences ... because I support a woman's right to chose. I support her right to choose not to use RU-486, even though it's over the counter, now, because she doesn't want to be bothered with it. I am definitely opposed to a woman having any responsibility. That's just raaaacist!!

And when a woman makes all these choices and then ends up pregnant, I support her right to choose to kill the fetus, even an hour before delivery ... because women have the right to choose and the right to be free of any responsibility for anything. And even if there is no social stigma attached to unwed mothers, these days ... that doesn't matter. There was, once, and that might still weigh heavily on an irresponsible woman's fragile mental state. I stand for letting her kill off that child so that she can go party. That is what I stand for.

Posted by: Doug Jones at September 27, 2017 09:50 PM (8gDQu)

93 Judge Moore, Name 5 uses for an Aspirin tablet.

Posted by: George Snuffalupagus at September 27, 2017 09:50 PM (BoMuO)

94
Now, now. Don't you Neanderthals know that unrestricted abortion rights is a mainstream view? Only a knuckle-dragging mouthbreather could dispute such a commonsense position.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2017 09:50 PM (ixAzn)

95 Wookies

Posted by: Mike Hammer


*****

Now that you mention it, isn't a Wookie just an Ewok with hormonal imbalance?

Posted by: Fetus in at September 27, 2017 09:51 PM (mvenn)

96 Spenser Rapone's father disavows his son's actions and politics. Says he was a patriot but came back "changed" from Afghanistan.

Richard Rapone is a Country Treasurer and disavowed his son's political views on his public Facebook page.

.

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 09:51 PM (3myMJ)

97 Will Trump hold a rally for Moore?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:48 PM (BoMuO)
---
undoubtedly, and likely for HoR candidates there too...

Trump knows who his enemies are (the GOPe) and how to hit them where it hurts.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 27, 2017 09:51 PM (mrQ/l)

98 The Democrat isn't running for the Senate. He's running so idiots can send him fat!staxxx! and, also, so that he has this on his resume when he shops for jobs on Capitol Hill as a lobbyist.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2017 09:52 PM (6FqZa)

99 /Unborn baby booties off

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2017 09:52 PM (mvenn)

100 Anna Puma (or anyone else in Mississippi), not sure if you'd be interested in this or not:



https://tinyurl.com/yd2pahcx



Locally produced in Mississippi movie called "Blood Country".


Posted by: Country Singer at September 27, 2017 09:52 PM (yzxic)

101 Will Trump hold a rally for Moore?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:48 PM (BoMuO)

======

A caller on Rush made a good point about PDT endorsing Strange. He will be in his seat until January, and Trump needs every vote he can get between now and then. Moore will understand that it was just politics, not personal.

Posted by: Sidedraft at September 27, 2017 09:53 PM (I16G8)

102
Doug Jones says he supports black self-extermination.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2017 09:53 PM (ixAzn)

103 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.: "If I ever figure out who the SOB is that originated the phrase..."

I'm melting! Meltiiing!

Posted by: The National Conversationalist at September 27, 2017 09:53 PM (H8S+R)

104 In first with this theory:

It's a planned strategy to bait Moore into Akin-ing himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


That would be an inexpensive way to get the job done.

I want to see a repeat of the Ossoff/Handel thing. I want to see movie stars, rock musicians, etc. do commercials and concerts for Doug Jones. I want to see Democrats from all over the country donate hundreds of millions of dollars to support him. And then ... flop.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 27, 2017 09:53 PM (/qEW2)

105 My advice to the men out there on Tinder is to spike her post coitus drink with RU-486.

Posted by: Doug Jones at September 27, 2017 09:53 PM (XFue2)

106 I work for....Dick Jones!

Posted by: Clarence Boddicker at September 27, 2017 09:53 PM (Bfz1T)

107 In first with this theory:

It's a planned strategy to bait Moore into Akin-ing himself.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Looks like the Dimocrat stepped into the minefield before they got done laying it out.

Posted by: Jean at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (9TU00)

108 Now that you mention it, isn't a Wookie just an Ewok with hormonal imbalance?
Posted by: Fetus
----------

Pretty much, results in a very low metabolic rate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (nBBdT)

109 I've often wondered how a clump of killable cells becomes a baby with a right to live in one second.

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (3myMJ)

110 Really I think Jones hopes that when/if a Democrat wins in 2020 they'll send him as ambassador to Thailand. or to some posting with even more lax laws about what you can do and at what age.

Male Feminist Allies are nothing if not predictable.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (6FqZa)

111 I also enjoy smoking crack and "helping" disadvantaged young men.

Posted by: Doug Jones at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (O5Q3r)

112
99 /Unborn baby booties off
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2017 09:52 PM (mvenn)


Have you got some diagrams you wish to share with us, Muldoon? All overlappy 'n' stuff?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (pNxlR)

113 /Unborn baby booties off

Sucker could almost walk! Those are gonna be some good parts to sell...

Posted by: Kermet Gosling at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (H0quv)

114 Willowed . .

Closet status report.

Shelves
(X) Hung
( ) Not Hung

And I owe it all to the tips and tricks I read on this smart military blog. Thank you, people.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (JyFLk)

115 96 Spenser Rapone's father disavows his son's actions and politics. Says he was a patriot but came back "changed" from Afghanistan.

Richard Rapone is a Country Treasurer and disavowed his son's political views on his public Facebook page.

.
Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 09:51 PM (3myMJ)

That has to be terrible for the Father. Almost like having your child missing and not knowing if they are alive or dead.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 27, 2017 09:55 PM (LuKE7)

116 Abortion, right up to the seconds before the child is "born"...

O.M.G. so wrong.

On the other hand: How INSULTING to women.

As if, as if! a pregnant woman just, gosh, just doesn't know what she wants to do by the time she misses her third period.

Grrrr.

Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2017 09:55 PM (yD/Pf)

117 https://youtu.be/MEVI3bmN8TI

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 27, 2017 09:55 PM (17QyB)

118 But the real question is, Where does Alyssa Milano stand on this election? If she comes out hard for Jones, you know he is toast.

I said "hard for"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:55 PM (BoMuO)

119 Off movie sock.

Not that you had a chance pal, but now you're really gonna take an Alabama elephant reaming in the squeakhole.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at September 27, 2017 09:55 PM (Bfz1T)

120 I think this whole charade was a setup to make Turtle look bad. Worked like a fucking charm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2017 09:55 PM (89T5c)

121 Alabama may be very Red but they love their class action lawsuits.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 27, 2017 09:56 PM (LuKE7)

122

I work for Doug Jones! DOUG JONES! The number 2 at OCP! OCP runs the cops! Doug Jones!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Provincial Revanchist at September 27, 2017 09:56 PM (t3kPl)

123
109 I've often wondered how a clump of killable cells becomes a baby with a right to live in one second.
Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 09:54 PM (3myMJ)


It's never a baby! Never! It's always parts in our continually renewing parts warewhose!

-- Cecile Richards, PP Gorgon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

124
Semi-serious question: where do all these millions poured in a short time into a local race go? Even a drunken sailor can't spend that much that fadt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (ixAzn)

125 Posted by: Jack Sock at September 27, 2017 09:55 PM (LuKE7)

Yes, a tough thing to have to do in public, in front of the entire nation really.

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (3myMJ)

126 I am about to adopt 2 8 month old boys out of foster care. The best thing their worthless, drug addicted mothers did was to NOT visit pp. For that I am ever grateful.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (BoMuO)

127 Trump said he would support Moore if he won before the run-off election.

I think Trump was hedging his bets, lots of people were saying that Trump wins either way. I think that's right.

The reports that Trump was pissed were wrong.

And GOPe thinking Roy Moore who had won SEVERAL state wide races in Alabama was going to lose now? Does anybody here know how to play this game?

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (jHrzU)

128 Re: Comments questioning whether Moore will receive GOP support.

Yes, he will. Bitch's PACs have already stated that they'll support him. Trump has already endorsed him and said he'd campaign hard for him.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (398bZ)

129 This and Peyton Manning taking Corker's seat off the table for the Dims, Flake going down, and McCain shuffling off ... just make me smile. Wonder if this football thing will effect the Penn and Ohio Senate races.

Posted by: Jean at September 27, 2017 09:58 PM (9TU00)

130 The fact that it might go to the dems is part of the point, you morons!

You ran up the white flag and showed your drawers on healthcare.

What is it that you would say you do here?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2017 09:58 PM (rb1zT)

131 Even a drunken sailor can't spend that much that fadt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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You weren't in the Navy, were you?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2017 09:58 PM (tr2D7)

132 I have to draw the line at using a baby as bait to trap large carnivores.

Posted by: Doug Jones at September 27, 2017 09:58 PM (XFue2)

133 "held this position for a long time" hmmm, like the position where the soft spot on Jone's pea brain first entered his mother's birth canal?

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 27, 2017 09:58 PM (yNyJy)

134 Richard Rapone is a DEMOCRAT Country Treasurer and disavowed his son's political views on his public Facebook page.

.
Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 09:51 PM (3myMJ)


FIFY

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2017 09:58 PM (jHrzU)

135 I've often wondered how a clump of killable cells becomes a baby with a right to live in one second.

It happens the instant you name it. Say, after a month. Or after a year if you just never get around to it.

Posted by: Constituional and Biblical Scholar Barack H. Obama at September 27, 2017 09:59 PM (H0quv)

136
Shelves
(X) Hung


And they was right!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2017 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

137 "126 I am about to adopt 2 8 month old boys out of foster care."

Wow!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 27, 2017 09:59 PM (398bZ)

138 I am about to adopt 2 8 month old boys out of foster
care. The best thing their worthless, drug addicted mothers did was to
NOT visit pp. For that I am ever grateful.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
===

God bless and keep you and your new family members.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 27, 2017 09:59 PM (2wRtc)

139 These Democrats. I do not like them.

Posted by: St. Stephen at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (tQ5dy)

140 I am about to adopt 2 8 month old boys out of foster care.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Bless you!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (tr2D7)

141 I have to draw the line at using a baby as bait to trap large carnivores.
Posted by: Doug Jones


Because meat is murder?

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (H0quv)

142

Oh Cat, bless you! Such a hard thing to do... I adopted twin girls, older, they are fine women with one a mom herself now.

God Bless You and you Sacrifices!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Provincial Revanchist at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (t3kPl)

143 Even a drunken sailor can't spend that much that fadt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Challenge status:

[x] Accepted

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (2wRtc)

144 Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2017 09:58 PM (jHrzU)

Did not see that.

And?

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (3myMJ)

145 92 I know that's what these people think but this just hurts my heart.

I loved my newborns. I loved being a mom.

I cannot fathom women who would do this to the life inside them.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (c+mqP)

146 Cat Ass Trophy,

Congratulations! You are a better wo/man...person than most. May GOD bless you and his light shine upon you and your about to be new sons.

Posted by: lin-duh falling at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (kufk0)

147
I am about to adopt 2 8 month old boys out of foster
care.


Good show! Oh, bloody good show!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2017 10:01 PM (ixAzn)

148 Did not see that.

And?

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 10:00 PM (3myMJ)


Just a little name that party action.

You know if he had been a Republican it would have been a thing.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2017 10:01 PM (jHrzU)

149 >>>GOPe Establishment: Now You've Done It, Hobbits!

Now you've done it, Hobbitses! I hates them!

Posted by: GOPe-llum at September 27, 2017 10:01 PM (/qEW2)

150 Locally produced in Mississippi movie called "Blood Country".

Posted by: Country Singer
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Puts me in mind of this. There are family ties.
http://tinyurl.com/ydd7qtk3

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2017 10:02 PM (nBBdT)

151 Why stop at birth? Since the child is still dependent on the mother after birth, naturally it can be said that it is still a part of the mother's body.

Up next: Post-birth abortions and a mother's right to choose.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 27, 2017 10:02 PM (arhmY)

152 ONT, Corgis!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 10:03 PM (BoMuO)

153 I am about to adopt 2 8 month old boys out of foster care. The best thing their worthless, drug addicted mothers did was to NOT visit pp. For that I am ever grateful.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (BoMuO)

=======

Our daughter was adopted at one day old from a wonderful but full blown alcoholic birth mother. She knew what the childs life would be like, and still chose to deliver and allow adoption. May God bless and help her.

May God also bless and help you and your wife, as well as the birth mother of those boys.

Posted by: Sidedraft at September 27, 2017 10:03 PM (I16G8)

154 Too good to be true. I really, really hope Moore has a campaign manager who has studied past election campaigns like sports coaches study film of their upcoming opponents to spot where the candidates slashed their own throats.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at September 27, 2017 10:03 PM (6e4Tq)

155 When discussing abortion with a pro abortion person I always attempt to establish the latest they would agree that an abortion should not be done. I start from the beginning of the birthing and work backwards.

It should be obvious that my plan is to have them pick a time and then point out that how unlucky a baby is that missed not being aborted by one day according to their time line.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (LuKE7)

156 Hi all- I have a favor to ask. On this blog in the past, there has been reference to some type of book written by a guy who was living in the disbanded USSR or maybe it was the Soviet Union. A portion of the book referenced shop owners posting "workers of the world unite" stickers in the windows or something so the government would leave him alone. Unfortunately, I want to reread this but I cannot remember the name of the publication at all. It was written in the 80's I believe and would love any help for my off-topic request....

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (BjWSs)

157 No, no, no. Rapone didn't do this after returning from Afghanistan. He was a plebe at West Point when he took those pictures.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (w7U7L)

158 I am about to adopt two 8 month old boys out of foster care.


*****

Wowzer! Congrats. That'll be a handful.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (mvenn)

159 And f--- the GOPe

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (BjWSs)

160 One CongressCritter's hobbit is another near-brain-dead-CongressCritter's wacko bird.

Posted by: ShainS at September 27, 2017 10:05 PM (BiLU+)

161 Hadrian the Seventh: "Semi-serious question: where do all these millions poured in a short time into a local race go?"

The campaign fund. I suppose it gets repurposed for the next campaign, for someone else's campaign, or just sits in an account until the candidate takes it with him into retirement.

But you aren't getting it back.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 27, 2017 10:05 PM (H8S+R)

162 Jones must really be running for some position in the AL Democrat party.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 27, 2017 10:05 PM (398bZ)

163 Some stuff from wikipedia about Judge Roy Moore:

Moore's travels eventually took him to Texas, where he spent a year training and fighting professionally as a kickboxer. After a brief return to Gadsden, Moore next travelled to the Australian Outback and, after meeting fellow Christian Colin Rolfe, worked for almost a year as a cowboy on Rolfe's 42,000-acre (170 km2) cattle ranch. He remembered both careers fondly in his autobiography and subsequent interviews and was particularly proud of a kickboxing victory in the Greater Gadsden Tournament of Champions, a triumph he attributed to divine will.


Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2017 10:05 PM (jHrzU)

164 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (BoMuO)

God bless you. And their mamas, who are not worthless, but horribly lost.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 27, 2017 10:05 PM (ct7kE)

165 With the 26 yo health insurance hook, I wonder that he doesn't support abortion up to and including the 21st trimester of college!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 27, 2017 10:06 PM (9eby4)

166 Moore would have to say something really stupid to lose. Even then, it's not a purple state like Missouri was with Akin.


Just glad the election is in December so it can't be nationalized.

And glad McConnell was shown how little his donor money really means now.

Posted by: cosmic at September 27, 2017 10:06 PM (uc45P)

167 Paulie does have a point though....the real problem is the senate. The House as fucked up as it is, has done some things.
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Have they done actual things?

Or things they knew they didn't need to worry about because the senate could be trusted to block them?

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2017 10:07 PM (XQvuQ)

168 No, no, no. Rapone didn't do this after returning from Afghanistan. He was a plebe at West Point when he took those pictures.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (w7U7L)



Yes yes yes, he went to West Point as prior enlisted. Tested in or something.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 27, 2017 10:07 PM (ct7kE)

169 It happens the instant you name it. Say, after a month. Or after a year if you just never get around to it.
Posted by: Constituional and Biblical Scholar Barack H. Obama at September 27, 2017 09:59 PM (H0quv)

I always reassure abortion lovers that at least we are making progress. In ancient Rome, a parent could legally kill a child up until it reached what was called the "age of reason" about 4 years old.

They hate that.

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 10:07 PM (3myMJ)

170 No, no, no. Rapone didn't do this after returning from Afghanistan. He was a plebe at West Point when he took those pictures.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (w7U7L)


That is a negative, Ghostrider.

He is pictured as a Cadet Lieutenant at the Graduation Parade.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2017 10:07 PM (jHrzU)

171 There's national mainstream, and then there's Alabama mainstream. The secret here, which y'all may be hip to, is that the two aren't necessarily similar, if you catch my drift...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 27, 2017 10:07 PM (66CWr)

172 It's never a baby! Never! It's always parts in our continually renewing parts warewhose!

-- Cecile Richards, PP Gorgon
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (pNxlR)
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Not for another 6 years at least.

Posted by: Pete Singer, PhD at September 27, 2017 10:08 PM (2mC6G)

173 157 No, no, no. Rapone didn't do this after returning from Afghanistan. He was a plebe at West Point when he took those pictures.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (w7U7L)

I think he was enlisted before going to West Point IIRC.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 27, 2017 10:09 PM (LuKE7)

174 No, no, no. Rapone didn't do this after returning from Afghanistan. He was a plebe at West Point when he took those pictures.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (w7U7L)


He was prior enlisted and deployed with 75th RR before going to West Point.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 27, 2017 10:09 PM (yzxic)

175 Peyton Manning is running for the seat currently warmed by Corker?

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2017 10:09 PM (zLDYs)

176 Tami al Thor- really? I've not seen that, though I wondered how he had a CBI already. And have you noticed his eyes?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:09 PM (w7U7L)

177
Spenser Rapone did not get into West Point right away, so he enlisted in the Army after high school and was later deployed to Afghanistan before attending West Point.

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 10:10 PM (3myMJ)

178 CIB

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:10 PM (w7U7L)

179 Posted by: BacktoGA at September 27, 2017 10:04 PM (BjWSs)

That was Vaclav Havel, in an essay entitled "The Power of the Powerless."

http://tinyurl.com/ztvstma

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 27, 2017 10:11 PM (398bZ)

180 Only son is AF 2lt. I take this personally.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:11 PM (w7U7L)

181 The Horde will politely tell you that you wrong but we will do it multiple times just to make sure.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 27, 2017 10:11 PM (LuKE7)

182 I am about to adopt 2 8 month old boys out of foster
care. The best thing their worthless, drug addicted mothers did was to
NOT visit pp. For that I am ever grateful.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (BoMuO)
=================================

God bless you. God bless your sons.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 27, 2017 10:14 PM (lwiT4)

183 Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 27, 2017 10:07 PM (66CWr)

Do you mean the father could be an old style Democrat, the kind who were very patriotic? Cause I thought maybe that could be the case. I'm old enough to remember some of them from Texas.

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 10:14 PM (3myMJ)

184 Dear Jack Sock. I was wrong. It's not the usual path for a 2lt. But gosh, how much is wrong in his head?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:15 PM (w7U7L)

185 @179 - THANK YOU. I got down the wrong rabbit hole and was completely lost. You morons are smart!

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 27, 2017 10:16 PM (BjWSs)

186 And the Army sent him to West Point?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 10:16 PM (w7U7L)

187 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2017 09:57 PM (BoMuO)

Fantastic, may they bring you much love and joy. I have a friend who adopted a 10 year old Hispanic girl away from a druggie mom. The girl and the adoptive mom and dad are all doing great about 8 years later.

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 10:17 PM (3myMJ)

188 Can Rapone's West Point classmates do interviews, or no?

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 10:19 PM (3myMJ)

189 Do you mean the father could be an old style Democrat, the kind who were very patriotic? Cause I thought maybe that could be the case. I'm old enough to remember some of them from Texas.

Posted by: Meremortal, I stand up at September 27, 2017 10:14 PM (3myMJ)


I think Dad was trying to get out of the frag zone.

I opined yesterday that I think that the Army would likely have a hard time punishing him. DoD regulates political activity and I think this is guy is smart and smartass enough to mostly be covered on First Amendment grounds.

However, what he tweeted about Mattis?

Mad Dog will probably kill him in his sleep.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2017 10:20 PM (jHrzU)

190 Re: Cat Ass Trophy:

Let's don't forget the foster parents. I grew up with foster "siblings" and I know how difficult it is when a child leaves--especially a little one.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 27, 2017 10:20 PM (398bZ)

191 So, Moore runs one ad that points out that includes Partial Birth Abortion and the race is over.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 27, 2017 09:39 PM (oVJmc)

He needs to throw in a few visuals, too. Once it's seen it can't be unseen.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2017 10:21 PM (2NqXo)

192 he got an appointment the 2nd time, apparently. see GP for an article from the Dem, now out of office, disowning him,

Rapone is now radioactive dog shit: no one wants anything to do with him.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 27, 2017 10:23 PM (mrQ/l)

193
Rapone is now radioactive dog shit: no one wants anything to do with him.



He'll have a show on MSNBC before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 27, 2017 10:24 PM (oVJmc)

194 191
A graphic of the PP chop shop parts emporium should be part of that, and asking the Dem to formally condemn the repurposing of baby parts!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 27, 2017 10:24 PM (9eby4)

195 @180 C the S, I have family who are company-grade officers, via academy. Are you acquainted with many of your son's fellow officers?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 27, 2017 10:27 PM (H5rtT)

196 Banned still?

Posted by: Fake at September 27, 2017 10:33 PM (wFDuq)

197 As an Alabama native, a position like that will not fly with the average voter. Roy Moore has huge connections with the evangelical community and that played a huge role in his win. That and the stain of corruption covering Strange Luther after he was appointed by the "Luv Guv."

Moore will clean this "centrist" Democrat's clock by 20 points minimum.

I'm hopeful this sends a signal to the GOPe that it's time to either step aside into retirement or get steamrolled at the ballot box come primary time. Bob Corker (R-Iran Deal) is hopefully the first of many lazy, old GOPe sellouts to see the light of the speeding anti-establishment express at the end of the tunnel.

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at September 27, 2017 10:35 PM (FMgad)

198 Some, but more by reputation. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 27, 2017 11:01 PM (w7U7L)

199 I figured that one way to look at Trump's endorsing Strange was that if Strange lost, as it appeared that the polling showed he would, then Trump's endorsement of him and then embrace of Moore after he won would make it hard for the NRSC to treat Moore like they did so many Tea Party primary winners.

Posted by: geoffb at September 27, 2017 11:29 PM (zOpu5)

200 If anyone really made that argument about the Alabama race then it is clear they have never been there. A GOPe stooge would be far, far more likely to lose in AL than a conservative.

Every day I wake up and wonder how people as stupid as the GOPe crowd came to be in charge of anything more complicated than their own bowels. It is almost like they have never even visited the US.

Posted by: Thatch at September 28, 2017 12:10 AM (jz63T)

201 The Democrat party in this state is a clown show driven mainly by idiots like this fool.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at September 28, 2017 12:48 AM (4pjhs)

202 Amazing, isn't it? When I was young, you had to be a Democrat to win statewide in Alabama. Now it's the opposite.


Now the opposite opposite is true in California.

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at September 28, 2017 01:27 AM (Mo5Uy)

203 I wonder if Jones' unrestricted abortion-fest extends to the "retrospective" kind?

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2017 02:26 AM (7rlrd)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 06:30 AM (mpXpK)

205 65 > "Demography is Destiny."

Posted by: Someone who din't major in history at September 28, 2017 11:28 AM (rv12I)

206 remember, I wondered how McConnell would squander RNSC dollars to make 2018 as worthless as possible. There you go, he's either going to spend $ on Al or do something to make Moore loose.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (XhN8Z)

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