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The Morning Rant

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"Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg claims that 'sexism' played a role in the 2016 election. My question is, how does she know this? How does she know for sure Hillary didn't lose the election because she's a lying scrunt with all of the appeal of a bed sore who is up to her ears in corruption and that people are basically sick of her, hate her guts, and just wish she'd go away?"

I'm Old Enough To Remember This:

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Get a Load of This:


It's kind of weird that the white people in the audience are just sitting there listening to this garbage like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Looks like our friends in the Great White North are trying to grab some diversity cred before it gets all used up:

inclusiveness training.jpg

Life is Good In District 1:


It's not often that a member of the elite class flaunts her elitism so shamelessly. "Let them eat cake" is actually more humble and reserved. And, of course, the only thing this will get you is MOAR TRUMP.

Dumbness level: 850 millikohns
(h/t CBD)


Shut up, Earnhardt:

earnhardt -- dumb tweet.jpg

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:35 AM




Comments

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1 1st

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 11:33 AM (x7Xk5)

2 Top ten!!

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 28, 2017 11:34 AM (Jcg9Q)

3 I believe that fat black chick was born to be a whale

Posted by: NCKate at September 28, 2017 11:35 AM (cGGgb)

4 Ginsburg is defying SCOTUS tradition talking about politics. And there is a reason for that. Now I wold expect her to recuse herself if one of these Scankles cases comes before her. But like all liberal commies she won't.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 11:35 AM (mpXpK)

5 7th

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2017 11:35 AM (QLvwG)

6 Nailed it!

Ruth Buzzi - when Trump appoints her replacement, man, that will be drinking time.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 11:36 AM (x7Xk5)

7 Ow...my ball!!!

ale E. Jr

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2017 11:36 AM (EyPfd)

8 Well,I don't think anybody ever accused junior of being very bright...

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2017 11:37 AM (rmVvL)

9 anti-male sexism did play a dominant role in Hillary's campaign, and America rejected the plea to vote WOMAN despite a dozen character flaws and criminal activity.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2017 11:37 AM (yKAUL)

10 Alphabet people

what a stupid time to be alive

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 11:37 AM (FZYNt)

11 AIBGATS.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 28, 2017 11:37 AM (Jcg9Q)

12 3 I believe that fat black chick was born to be a whale
Posted by: NCKate at September 28, 2017 11:35 AM (cGGgb)


The white man made her overeat!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:37 AM (SRKgf)

13
Apparently now if you are white, you are considered racist.

NOW?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2017 11:37 AM (IqV8l)

14 Glad I don't like NASCAR. I abandoned auto racing when they were no longer production cars. They forgot their moonshine running roots and the sport went to shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (mpXpK)

15 White racism is causing her obesity. We need to take away her EBT card.

Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (MxEKc)

16 Man, I'd be afraid that black cow would eat me.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (O5Q3r)

17 Ruth Buzzi - when Trump appoints her replacement, man, that will be drinking time.
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 11:36 AM (x7Xk5)



Definitely. She's really got to go. A Supreme Court Justice? Hell, she's not fit to be a traffic court justice. Her bias shines through like a beacon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (SRKgf)

18 Uhhh, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left,...

Posted by: Dale Earnhart, Jr. at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (7n4KQ)

19 What is about money that makes people go hard left?

I liked the stereotype that the ultra-rich were right-wing, but it couldn't further from the truth.

My guess is these people (and their wives) want to hobnob with the "beautiful people" so they think their "in" will be regurgitating liberal dogma.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (lKmt3)

20 Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg claims that 'sexism' played a role in the 2016 election. My question is, how does she know this?

It's right there in the superior South African Constitution. Geez, pick up a book sometime, h8r ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (BiLU+)

21 "The white man made her overeat!"

No...

Spoons cause fat people.
Do you even science, Brah?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (EyPfd)

22 Is it really necessary to use all those initials to designate sexual identity groups? Why not the whole alphabet?
Or is this the hole alphabet?

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (nBr1j)

23 Oh no she did nt!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (QLvwG)

24 Earnhardt Jr. is a gay man.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM (mcI77)

25 Demisexual?

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM (UoSKV)

26
Ruth Buzzi - when Trump appoints her replacement, man, that will be drinking time.
Posted by: blaster


She will never retire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM (IqV8l)

27 {{waving}}

Female here.

I did not vote for Hillary.

And, generally speaking, I do not support female politicians unless they are Republicans that can prove to me that their decisions are not emotionally based.

Emotions are not useful for running a company or making laws. Logic is.

Females are generally emotion based, which makes them liberal, which means... sorry, I'm not going to support you.

/yeah, I'm a gender traitor. But on the positive side, I voted twice for "full white guys" when they were running against the "half white guy" so I'm not a race traitor.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM (aT+Bx)

28 I mean what I say until I don't.

I shouldn't have to explain this to you.

Posted by: Hillary! 2020!! at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM (ctuyM)

29 President Donald Trump's top economic adviser, Gary Cohn, said today that he can't guarantee that taxes won't go up for some middle-class families under the administration's sweeping tax overhaul.


These type of statements are not helpful Gary.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM (mcI77)

30 how does she know this?

-
SHUT UP! That's how.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:40 AM (Nwg0u)

31 >>>Apparently now if you are white, you are considered racist.<<<

I don't know about that, but I'd say with certainty that all people are concerned about how fucking fat that broad is. She's as big as a house!

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2017 11:40 AM (2Mnv1)

32 We have this feature on our company intranet called "Water Cooler" where employees can post items they are giving away, selling, looking for, etc.

There's a person here who obviously cleaned out her closets. She's a big SJW and even called one employee here a racist for asking for an escort to a bad neighborhood.

Our oh-so-concerned, caring and loving SJW has posted a bunch of maternity clothes, baby clothes, etc and had the audacity to charge for it. $20 for a pair of used maternity pants? Why the hell didn't she just donate the shit to Goodwill, City Mission or a woman's shelter. I'm fuming. (also because I can't stand this little bitch).

Thanks for letting me vent.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 11:40 AM (vg8iE)

33 Dale Earnhardt Sr. hit his head so hard it gave Dale Jr. brain damage.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2017 11:40 AM (wo3jg)

34 Yes, Ontario's teachers' unions are all batshit leftist. The same grade school ones from the Gorilla Pundit notice want Sir John A. Macdonald's name to be removed from schools because... mean to Indians. [Canada's first P.M.]

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2017 11:40 AM (mJ8mX)

35 21 "The white man made her overeat!"

No...

Spoons cause fat people.
Do you even science, Brah?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2017 11:38 AM (EyPfd)



Yeah, but who invited spoons? Huh? Huh?

That's right - The Man!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:40 AM (SRKgf)

36 demi = half


WTF is a demi-sexual?


Now, demi bras are a great idea, sure.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2017 11:41 AM (QLvwG)

37 Demisexual?

Only if they're talking Demi Moore. Then, yeah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 11:41 AM (tRaq7)

38 'Whites are inherently racist - it's in their blood, it's in their DNA' - per Antifa wench

'Trump voters are inherently sexist' - per RGB


Keep saying this stuff, you guys! You're giving your targets a reason to never side with you: you will never accept them for who they are. You will always demonize them for physical traits.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

39 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP....EIEIO

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 11:41 AM (O5Q3r)

40 What is about money that makes people go hard left?
--

My guess is that once they get a lot of money, they feel guilty they have a lot of money.

So, rather than actually donating money and doing good things (like conservatives do), they become liberals.

As liberals, they are SEEN supporting various downtrodden groups, yet do not have to part with any of the actual money. Which suits them just fine.

Guilt is gone AND they keep their benjamins. Perfect solution.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:41 AM (aT+Bx)

41 I don't understand why everyone assumes an Asexual would be part of the same "cause" as Trannies...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2017 11:42 AM (WDCYi)

42 Apparently now if you are white, you are considered racist.

NOW?




It is in our DNA.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2017 11:42 AM (wyNrR)

43 M-O-U-S-E!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2017 11:42 AM (mJ8mX)

44 Like Scankles, Ginsberg is being held up by a brace to keep her erect in her chair. But that doesn't keep her awake. Another reason for an Art V convention, mandatory retirement at 70 and recall provisions by popular vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 11:42 AM (mpXpK)

45 >>Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM


Word!
*fistbump*


Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

46 So... according to Mooch I'm too stupid to even listen to my own voice. Fucking wench. Go away.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM (zRZaJ)

47 22 Is it really necessary to use all those initials to designate sexual identity groups?

I think a simple "normal" / "abnormal" binary choice is adequate.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM (7n4KQ)

48
Yeah, but who invited spoons? Huh? Huh?



That's right - The Man!
---

Are you sure that Muslims didn't invent the spoon?

Pretty sure All Things in the Universe were invented by Muslims.

/or black/brown/other various non-white people

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM (aT+Bx)

49 Looks like being a fat hog is in her DNA.

And is Dale Jr. trying to kill NASCAR too? What's one more?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM (vg8iE)

50 For those who wonder when bluebell's celebrated badassitude appeared, there's a picture of her riding her first Harley hawg in last night's ONT!

Impressive. Most impressive!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM (ctuyM)

51 Ruth Buzzi - when Trump appoints her replacement, man, that will be drinking time.
Posted by: blaster

She will never retire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM (IqV8l)


Did I say retire?

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM (x7Xk5)

52 Apparently now if you are white, you are considered racist.

Welp! No point to reaching out, trying to understand, or buying the indulgences, is there?

War it is, jackasses.

...oh, you don't wan't that? Then maybe you should rethink that stance...

Idiots.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 28, 2017 11:44 AM (AM1GF)

53 39 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP....EIEIO
Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 11:41 AM (O5Q3r)



39 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP....MLBMVPSWAKBYOB

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:44 AM (SRKgf)

54 RSVP RE LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP ASAP. OK?

Posted by: Sesame Street Brought to You By The Letters LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP at September 28, 2017 11:44 AM (wo3jg)

55 Mmm Mmm Mmm


That fine sistah needs to be in fishnet, black panty hose.

Big legs, poking thru the holes.



This gone be serious!

Posted by: Morris Day at September 28, 2017 11:44 AM (QLvwG)

56
Way to drag NASCAR into this fight dumbshit.I guess they didn't learn the lesson from the Confederate Battle Flag fiasco.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (lKyWE)

57 That fat chick was born into hippopotamus with the emphasis on hip.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)

58 And is Dale Jr. trying to kill NASCAR too? What's one more?

Posted by: bicentennialguy


Dale Jr. isn't fit to wash his daddy's car.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (AM1GF)

59 >>Demisexual?

Twospirit?
Genderqueer (as opposed to gay or lesbian)?


They're just making up this stuff as they go along....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

60 Dale Earnhardt ... it is antifa that showed up in Charlottesville with intent to make peaceful "revolution" impossible. Same in Berkeley and other campuses where the left tries to make it impossible for conservatives to even speak.

We have long allowed even the actual (very few) KKK to match and protest, but now a group that had one (unknown) guy march with a Nazi flag is fully blamed for Charlottesville, even though they were peaceful till the cops marched them through the gauntlet of antifa thugs.

(and even the right at best blamed BOTH sides for that, and trashed Trump for saying both sides had some good people. Antifa instigated the violence)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (yKAUL)

61 Just look at the rapt faces of the white women listening to the behemoth in the green jumpsuit.

I'm literally numb from the stupidity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (PY9jH)

62 That Canadian thing sounds like it would indeed be The Longest Day

Posted by: Socialists at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (oGRue)

63
Word!
*fistbump*




Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM
---

*fistbump*

Back at you Lizzy!

/just because I have lady parts does not mean that I'm a shrill, hysterical fishwife who has the reasoning ability of a piece of chalk

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (aT+Bx)

64 Tick, tock, tick, tock....waiting for Ruth to croak.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (ujg0T)

65 Do my eyes deceive me? Hillz has conquered the Sonobi!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (Nwg0u)

66 Hungry Hungry Hippos is cultural appropriation!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (mJ8mX)

67 52 Apparently now if you are white, you are considered racist.

Welp! No point to reaching out, trying to understand, or buying the indulgences, is there?

War it is, jackasses.

...oh, you don't wan't that? Then maybe you should rethink that stance...

Idiots.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 28, 2017 11:44 AM (AM1GF)


Yep. We might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

First thing we do is eliminate EBT. If you don't work, you don't eat (which will hit that blimp especially hard).

Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (SRKgf)

68 Heard a female caller to some conservative talk radio show make an interesting point about why white women didn't vote for Hillary: by calling all white men bigots, the Left was calling the fathers, husbands, sons, et. al. of these women bigots.

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (BiLU+)

69 I'll take that extra ~$95 a month, Emily, thanks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (LeI1X)

70 that woman in the green does have quite the set of milk jugs, however her ass needs a pilot truck

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (FZYNt)

71
Ashleigh Shacklefork.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (EgwCt)

72 >>Is it really necessary to use all those initials to designate sexual identity groups?



I love it!
Keep adding more letters, you guys!
It makes you look really diverse and sane!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

73 And is Dale Jr. trying to kill NASCAR too? What's one more?

I'm halfway out the NASCAR door already. This new crop of baby drivers just don't have any personality at all.

Junior, stick to what you know and let the Leftards keep shooting themselves in the foot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (tRaq7)

74 Democrats best hope for 2020-Oprah!

John Podhoretz

Oprah-ugh

http://tinyurl.com/y932reea




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (iVOAv)

75 57 That fat chick was born into hippopotamus with the emphasis on hip.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)



No, she's a closely related species: ghettopotamus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (SRKgf)

76 Emily Singer : that's why women are paid less than men

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (FZYNt)

77 "Some surveys suggest that up to half the public identifies as LGBT."

BULLSHIT. TOTAL, COMPLETE BULLSHIT. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL.

And these are the people in charge of "educating " the rest of us?

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (6Krd7)

78 I mean, I just would have put that extra $100 up my nose anyway. No big deal.

Posted by: Emily at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (vg8iE)

79 It's kind of weird that the white people in the audience are just sitting there listening to this garbage like it was the most normal thing in the world.

I say again: these assholes need to stand up for their principles and kill themselves post haste.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (5sQ8t)

80 Welp! No point to reaching out, trying to understand, or buying the indulgences, is there?

War it is, jackasses.

...oh, you don't wan't that? Then maybe you should rethink that stance...

Idiots.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 28, 2017 11:44 AM (AM1GF)




I really do think we will need expulsions and repatriations to end this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (ujg0T)

81 Expect the retail price of Viagra to drop today. They are restocking the stores with Hugh Hefner's inventory.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (7n4KQ)

82 Dale Earnhardt Jr. -- Making Jeff Gordon look intelligent since 1991.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2017 11:48 AM (wo3jg)

83 43
M-O-U-S-E!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2017 11:42 AM (mJ8mX)

W-H-A-T-?? I am right here!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2017 11:48 AM (DxWUs)

84 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Inclusiveness Training?

Where are the other 42 genders! H8rs!!!

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (BiLU+)

85 That lady looks like she isn't missing any meals.

Posted by: navybrat at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (w7KSn)

86 Just look at the rapt faces of the white women listening to the behemoth in the green jumpsuit.

I'm literally numb from the stupidity.
---

A lot of women are stupid. Really, really stupid.

This works to the advantage of the male of the species, since it allows them to have sex with aforementioned stupid women.

This works to the disadvantage of the species as a whole, since these stupid women have stupid babies.

/so maybe lesbianism isn't completely negative?

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (aT+Bx)

87 So I hope this is nothing and I'm paranoid.

I have Gadsden Flag license plates on my car, and I am not a fast/aggressive driver. Over the past couple of weeks I've had four or five incidents where I'd be the target of road rage...the drivers would either tailgate me and flip me off, drive along side and make gestures, and so on.

The reason I mention my license plate is, well, without exception those other drivers have had skin color much darker than my own.

I'm hoping I'm just being paranoid, but if not...well, something wicked this way comes and I don't like it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (eytER)

88 remember the "no labels" crowd?

apparently it wasn't those labels they were upset about

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (FZYNt)

89 "Pretty sure All Things in the Universe were invented by Muslims.

/or black/brown/other various non-white people

Nope.

White folk created

1. Racism
2. Slavery.

It's historical science.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (EyPfd)

90 Anyone else getting the "Love that chicken from Popeyes" jingle when they click on the fatapottomus link?

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (7n4KQ)

91 somebody tell junior talledega nights was just a movie. not a lifestyle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (KP5rU)

92 "Some surveys suggest that up to half the public identifies as LGBT."
========

"Some" surveys....yeah, the ones you made the fuck up.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (vg8iE)

93 Oprah gifted us eight years of Obama. "He is The One we've been waiting for."

Oprah for pres? NO. However, I can see progs everywhere drooling over an Oprah/Moochelle ticket. The cat fight that would ensue between those two hags over who would get the top of the ticket would be epic, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH)

94 Left wing white people are self haters.They should consider suicide,for the planet.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (rmVvL)

95 >>...by calling all white men bigots, the Left was calling the fathers, husbands, sons, et. al. of these women bigots.

Yup. This is the problem with third wave feminism* - they openly hate men, white men in particular. I am never joining anything that hates my husband, son, father, brother...


*It's always been there (as RS McCain has shown), just kept out of their public persona

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

96 Scalise walking onto house floor with his braces, big applause.

Of course the shooter went after Republicans thanks to the non-stop hate propaganda from the left. How many more deranged leftists can the MFM/DNC inspire to burn/loot/kill?

A real shooter that day might have killed a dozen or more.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2017 11:50 AM (yKAUL)

97 A hunnert bucks here, a hunnert bucks there, pretty soon you're talking chump change!

Posted by: Your Betters at September 28, 2017 11:50 AM (hMwEB)

98 47 22 Is it really necessary to use all those initials to designate sexual identity groups?

I think a simple "normal" / "abnormal" binary choice is adequate.
Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2017 11:43 AM (7n4KQ)

*****

Elementary school.
They forgot E, O, U and sometimes Y.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2017 11:50 AM (M+MSn)

99
Heard a female caller to some conservative talk radio show make an interesting point about why white women didn't vote for Hillary: by calling all white men bigots, the Left was calling the fathers, husbands, sons, et. al. of these women bigots.
Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (BiLU+)


Which is also why I think the Title IX bullshit is a loser for dems.Women have sons, and brothers whose lives can be destroyed by this nonsense

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 11:50 AM (lKyWE)

100 77 "Some surveys suggest that up to half the public identifies as LGBT."

BULLSHIT. TOTAL, COMPLETE BULLSHIT. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL.

And these are the people in charge of "educating " the rest of us?
Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (6Krd7)


I actually did recently see a survey of kollege kids where half of them identified as "trans." Though, I think that's merely additional proof that the millennial generation as a whole is terminally fucked in the head.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 28, 2017 11:50 AM (5sQ8t)

101 Demisexual?





Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM


Just the tip.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2017 11:50 AM (p+Wdc)

102 repost

getyer free book before it sails away!
link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 28, 2017 11:50 AM (hMwEB)

103 I was a huge NASCAR fan up through the early 2000's. Don't even watch the races anymore. Drivers are lame, stupid rules changes, points system that changes every year and you can't understand. Totally lost interest. I actually watch more Indy car now, which was once unthinkable.

Posted by: mark1971 at September 28, 2017 11:50 AM (xPl2J)

104 RBG won't retire but she will eventually leave...tits up (hey, its the art theme of the day).

Posted by: IC at September 28, 2017 11:51 AM (a0IVu)

105 /so maybe lesbianism isn't completely negative?
=========

That's what I've been trying to tell you all for years.

Posted by: Ellen DeGenerate at September 28, 2017 11:51 AM (vg8iE)

106 [i\85 That lady looks like she isn't missing any meals.

Posted by: navybrat at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (w7KSn)

Jean disorder.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2017 11:51 AM (mcI77)

107 it's worse than drinking the kool-aide, it must be an airborne virus . they're all infected.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (FKrah)

108 Thread killer I am. Willpower from last thread.
Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him.

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (kr6ks)

109 First thing we do is eliminate EBT. If you don't work, you don't eat (which will hit that blimp especially hard).

Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (SRKgf)


Speaking of EBT. I was in my favorite produce market yesterday. Prices unbelievably low. Because it's cash and carry, has been for decades. Everything priced in increments of .50 or 1.00 for quick check out. In and out in minutes because it's got a tiny parking lot.

I saw a brand new EBT sign in an out of the way place. I guess it's good for them to eat healthier food. But if the prices start to rise I'll be pissed. I want my dozen limes for $1.00!!!

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (EgwCt)

110 And in this zoo there was a hippo EIEIO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (Nwg0u)

111 68 Heard a female caller to some conservative talk radio show make an interesting point about why white women didn't vote for Hillary: by calling all white men bigots, the Left was calling the fathers, husbands, sons, et. al. of these women bigots.
Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (BiLU+)



This.

Rabid feminists seem to detest men generally, as men do them. That's why they say stupid shit such as "men don't care about breast cancer because they don't get it," never minding that men have mothers, aunts, sisters, wives, and daughters whom they care very much about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (SRKgf)

112 I asked my kid what "asexual" is (they like to be called "ace" btw) -
basically someone who doesn't want to jump anyone's bones as soon as they see them
I told her in my day we called those people "normal"

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (hMwEB)

113 Revolutionin' is Racin'

Posted by: Dale Jr at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (ismre)

114 The cat fight that would ensue between those two hags over who would get the top of the ticket would be epic, though.
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Hell, the catfight over the last donut would be epic.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (vg8iE)

115 The poor woman in the skin tight green jumpsuit clearly lives in a food desert. She needs to go on Moochelle's kiddie school lunch diet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 11:53 AM (PY9jH)

116 Our oh-so-concerned, caring and loving SJW has posted a bunch of maternity clothes, baby clothes, etc and had the audacity to charge for it. $20 for a pair of used maternity pants? Why the hell didn't she just donate the shit to Goodwill, City Mission or a woman's shelter. I'm fuming. (also because I can't stand this little bitch).

Thanks for letting me vent.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 11:40 AM (vg8iE)


Back in the early 90s, when the Clintons had just been coughed up like a hairball onto the national radar, somebody went through their old tax returns and the deductions they took were amazing. Perfectly legal, of course, but very aggressive. The example I remember was taking a deduction for donating their used *underwear* to the Salvation Army or some such charity.

Again, all perfectly legal, but the Clintons obviously read the tax code and exploited it for every last cent. Kind of like the attitude shown by your SJW co-worker.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 28, 2017 11:53 AM (cvoba)

117 I saw a brand new EBT sign in an out of the way place. I guess it's good for them to eat healthier food.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (EgwCt)



Horse ... water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:53 AM (SRKgf)

118 32 . . . Our oh-so-concerned, caring and loving SJW has posted a bunch of maternity clothes, baby clothes, etc and had the audacity to charge for it. $20 for a pair of used maternity pants? Why the hell didn't she just donate the shit to Goodwill, City Mission or a woman's shelter. I'm fuming. (also because I can't stand this little bitch).

Thanks for letting me vent.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
______________

She doesn't have to donate to charity. She, like almost every other leftist I know, figures that voting for her chosen candidate is a far greater act of charity than giving of her time, talent, or treasure.

Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2017 11:53 AM (j+dfT)

119
LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Inclusiveness Training?



You'd have to be one fat chick to wear that on a t-shirt

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 11:53 AM (lKyWE)

120 I like how the Left says that Hillary really was the people's choice but it was that damn Electoral process that unfairly took away her popular vote victory

Except when they want to claim that the people were against Hillary because of sexism or that Russia caused people not to vote for her.

Cognitive dissonance is the Left's best friend.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 28, 2017 11:53 AM (N7KlP)

121 I really do think we will need expulsions and repatriations to end this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor


I remain helicopter-agnostic, but it's kind of hard to see how we can put this Humpty Dumpty back together again...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (AM1GF)

122 Another reason for an Art V convention, mandatory retirement at 70 and recall provisions by popular vote.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 11:42 AM (mpXpK)


Wasn't Reagan about 70 when he took the oath of office?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (y87Qq)

123 "Some surveys suggest that up to half the public identifies as LGBT." *

* Surveys conducted in The Castro neighborhood of San Francisco.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (ctuyM)

124 Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him.
Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (kr6ks)



Run, Martin, run!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (SRKgf)

125
LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

Is that the little imp who is always bothering Superman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (IqV8l)

126 What is about money that makes people go hard left?

I liked the stereotype that the ultra-rich were right-wing, but it couldn't further from the truth.

My guess is these people (and their wives) want to hobnob with the "beautiful people" so they think their "in" will be regurgitating liberal dogma.



At a certain point, to become richer and more powerful you need friends in government. An example would be Warren Buffet. He operates freight trains, but he used his friends in government to hold up the DAPL and Keystone so the oil had to be transported by his trains. To get those friends you have to say things like "I pay less income tax than my secretary".
On the other hand, you have people like Soros who know that real power and wealth comes at the head of a socialist government. When you fund the revolution, you and your family end up very near the head with unimaginable wealth and power.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (BoMuO)

127 Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH)

just glad you specified the top ... of the ticket ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (AoK0a)

128 Best part is her class is almosst all white, liberal women who no doubt paid to sit there and be abused. They will go home and be more woke than ever and brag to their liberal friends about their wokeness. How did any of these dunces survive past the age of 12?

Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2017 11:55 AM (MxEKc)

129
I think a simple "normal" / "abnormal" binary choice is adequate.

-
Make America Normal Again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:55 AM (Nwg0u)

130 It's kind of weird that the white people in the audience are just sitting there listening to this garbage like it was the most normal thing in the world.

It's like the Medieval sect of the flagellants. By inflicting this abuse on themselves, it makes them feel as if they've absolved themselves of all crimethink.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2017 11:55 AM (/qEW2)

131 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP ---> PERV

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:55 AM (SRKgf)

132 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Inclusiveness Training?



You'd have to be one fat chick to wear that on a t-shirt

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


My first instinct is it will go eventually to just * - the wildcard character. But...that's not really true to the subject, is it? Seems more like -S will be the marker...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 28, 2017 11:55 AM (AM1GF)

133 "Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him."

Tell him "Hey Marty...Fuck you".

For me.


Thanks

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2017 11:55 AM (EyPfd)

134 Saving $1,000 a year on taxes is nothing. Less than $100 a month.

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so we could reduce all government welfare benefits by $1000 a year without anyone noticing.

good to know.

Posted by: Socialists at September 28, 2017 11:55 AM (oGRue)

135 Expect the retail price of Viagra to drop today. They are restocking the stores with Hugh Hefner's inventory.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (7n4KQ)


I was watching the overnight stock price of Pfizer (Viagra's manufacturer) this morning before the market opened. It was up, then down, but it bounced right back up again.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (EgwCt)

136 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Inclusiveness Training?



You'd have to be one fat chick to wear that on a t-shirt
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 11:53 AM (lKyWE)



LGGBDT ... (continued on next shithead's shirt)

...TTIQQAAPP

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (SRKgf)

137 Ruth Buzzi - when Trump appoints her replacement, man, that will be drinking time.
Posted by: blaster

She will never retire.
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She'll just ugly away.

Posted by: Justaguy at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (EyFCU)

138 Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 11:40 AM (vg8iE)

I don't know. People (progressive and not) have yard sales all the time in which they charge for clothes. Would you have minded had it been a conservative co-worker?-Although $20.00 for a pair of maternity pants sounds way overpriced.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (iVOAv)

139 Think that sow might change her opinion of white people if one of them brought her in a dozen doughnuts?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (O5Q3r)

140 Another reason for an Art V convention, mandatory retirement at 70



Whatever the age is for commercial pilots. If you cant be trusted with 230 lives, F U thinking we will trust you with the citizens lives.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (wyNrR)

141 Ashleigh Shackelford is a Black queer, nonbinary, fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer. As a Black hood feminist, she has utilized activism to ignite consciousness raising and political coversations around the issues of fat positivity and anti-Black misogyny.

Here is another one of those lovely Orwellian terms "culture producer".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (/qEW2)

142 Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him.
Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (kr6ks)



Ask him if he knew the DNC was working for Hillary before he entered the race. Or did he just run to make the process look legit in return for political favors to be paid later.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (BoMuO)

143 These type of statements are not helpful Gary.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2017 11:39 AM
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Agree that they are not helpful, but sadly, they are true. Especially so for people in blue states with high state and local taxes. e.g. NY state income taxes are approx. 8%, and NY city also taxes at the equivalent of 6-7%.

In other words, if you live in NYC and make $45,000/yr, you owe about $3,600 to the state and $2,700 to the city. That's a huge deduction for a lower middle class family that's going kaput.

Not saying I'm against removing this deduction, but gotta admit, it's really gonna hurt. My only concern is for the moron and 'ette types living in those areas; the leftist fools can just eat it.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (HiDrR)

144 What is about money that makes people go hard left?

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When you get a lot of money, and the power and influence that goes along with it, you're no longer normal. We're the normals. They hate us. It's difficult to remain down to earth with a lot of money.

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (7HtZB)

145 121 I really do think we will need expulsions and repatriations to end this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor

I remain helicopter-agnostic, but it's kind of hard to see how we can put this Humpty Dumpty back together again...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (AM1GF)




While I can see helicoptering leftists, unlike Chile, the leftism here does seem to be concentrated among a certain group, whether because they have been propagandized to be so or not I cannot say.

So--deport that group. Liberia and Sierra Leone may not have been bad ideas.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (ujg0T)

146 "Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him."

Ask to borrow his air sickness bag.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (mcI77)

147 Make America Normal Again!
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I was somewhat stunned by the "Make/ Keep Austin Weird" merchandise all over Austin.

If you're weird, you don't have to advertise it.

And... you don't have to actively try to stay weird.

Example: Roswell, NM.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (aT+Bx)

148 My pronouns are 9mm/5.56/12 gauge.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (398bZ)

149 I think a simple "normal" / "abnormal" binary choice is adequate.

-
Make America Normal Again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars!


It's my trinity: Restore Sovereignty, Restore Solvency, Restore Sanity.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (AM1GF)

150 liberal women who no doubt paid to sit there and be abused.

-
From (where else?) Drudge: sex robots are abused, destroyed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (Nwg0u)

151 The left is ignorant of our history, that's true, but rarely do you see that crystallized as well as here.

Horde, I give you Chuckle-headed Chuck Todd, in his entry into the millikohn sweepstakes:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yba6wvsp

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (ylUqT)

152
RBG won't retire but she will eventually leave...tits up (hey, its the art theme of the day).


Posted by: IC at September 28, 2017 11:51 AM (a0IVu)

Yeah, no - at that age, they're never "up."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (RYNzl)

153 Ashleigh Shackelford is a Black queer, nonbinary, fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer.

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Any relation to Rusty Shackelford?

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (7HtZB)

154 I was watching the overnight stock price of Pfizer (Viagra's manufacturer) this morning before the market opened. It was up, then down, but it bounced right back up again.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (EgwCt)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (7n4KQ)

155 I was watching the overnight stock price of Pfizer (Viagra's manufacturer) this morning before the market opened. It was up, then down, but it bounced right back up again.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (EgwCt)



Check to make sure it doesn't stay up more than four hours.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (SRKgf)

156 If you sport a Gadsden Flag on your person or your property, you are a definite target. Think about that in your personal risk assessment, horde.
Free expression... for some, but not others. It's a thing, now.

Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (pL6Vz)

157 VIA he just told the person next to him that his kid is going to Calvert Hall now. A private catholic school. The champion of the public schools.

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (kr6ks)

158 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Inclusiveness Training?







You'd have to be one fat chick to wear that on a t-shirt

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 11:53 AM (lKyWE)


It would fit across my chest, easypeasy.

Posted by: Nadine Jansen at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (QLvwG)

159 "Some surveys suggest that up to half the public identifies as LGBT."


I identify as a woman at times, or as younger, older ... whatever it takes to keep the Google machine from tracking me ... but they know what I buy, and a lot of other details that in the end gets me tracked, and maybe marked as a deplorable "subversive to the commie cause". oh well.

But in public ... no, though if I needed a job real bad it might be advantageous to be something other than white male Christian.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (yKAUL)

160 65 Do my eyes deceive me? Hillz has conquered the Sonobi!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (Nwg0u)

*****

No kidding!
What does this portend???!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (M+MSn)

161
Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him.

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (kr6ks)


Ask him how his voter is doing.

Posted by: mark1971 at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (xPl2J)

162 Here is another one of those lovely Orwellian terms "culture producer".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (/qEW2)




You are assuming "culture" is always positive.

She is a culture producer, all right. A culture of pathology, parasitism, hatred, and treason.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (ujg0T)

163 I actually watch more Indy car now, which was once unthinkable.

I'm about ready to go back to drag racing myself. Then there's also drag boat racing, motorcycle road racing, tractor pulling, motorcycle ice racing, and curling.

I converted B'Gal into a major NASCAR fan, she likes the personality part of it, keeps up with who's having kids and how much they've grown over the years and all that. Having a few IndyCar drivers on DWTS will help me to nudge her towards that sport. Unless they decide to become Anthem-squatters too, that is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (tRaq7)

164 150 liberal women who no doubt paid to sit there and be abused.

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From (where else?) Drudge: sex robots are abused, destroyed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (Nwg0u)



It's like corporate "training." You sit in, sign the list, then split at the first biobreak and go back to work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (SRKgf)

165 I saw a brand new EBT sign in an out of the way place. I guess it's good for them to eat healthier food. But if the prices start to rise I'll be pissed. I want my dozen limes for $1.00!!!
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You can almost guarantee the prices will go up. No relationship between the seller and buyer. EBT fuckers don't care how much something costs; they aren't paying.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (vg8iE)

166 >>I asked my kid what "asexual" is (they like to be called "ace" btw) -

basically someone who doesn't want to jump anyone's bones as soon as they see them
I told her in my day we called those people "normal"


Wow - people who don't boink strangers are "asexual"?!?

Time to bring back the normal/abnormal paradigm. I don't recognize your individual kinks. You can do what you want in the bedroom, but I will not adopt your lexicon describing it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

167 Although $20.00 for a pair of maternity pants sounds way overpriced.
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Yeah. My guess the going rate for used maternity pants is about $3 at the Salvation Army Thrift store.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (aT+Bx)

168 128 Best part is her class is almosst all white, liberal women who no doubt paid to sit there and be abused. They will go home and be more woke than ever and brag to their liberal friends about their wokeness. How did any of these dunces survive past the age of 12?
Posted by: Ripley
_______

Don't you dare call our members "dunces!" They're professionals.

Posted by: National Education Association at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (j+dfT)

169 What is about money that makes people go hard left?



Having it handed to them vs having to work for it?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (wyNrR)

170 "VIA he just told the person next to him that his kid is going to Calvert Hall now. "

Ask him if he's still friends with Kaminetz.

And Dallas Dance.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (EyPfd)

171
Here is another one of those lovely Orwellian terms "culture producer".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


Bacteria generator?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (IqV8l)

172 If you sport a Gadsden Flag on your person or your
property, you are a definite target. Think about that in your personal
risk assessment, horde.

Free expression... for some, but not others. It's a thing, now.

Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (pL6Vz)

Does that mean I shouldn't put my new bumper sticker on the Mustang? I was going to replace it since there's a new bumper on the car.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 28, 2017 12:00 PM (RYNzl)

173 Imagine a class with a flip chart that had "All (Pick your non-White group here) People Are (Fill in Anything Negative Here). The institution would be razed to the ground.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 28, 2017 12:00 PM (AjNMO)

174 "Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him."


A silent but deadly toot.



'I fart in your general direction!'

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2017 12:00 PM (QLvwG)

175 157 VIA he just told the person next to him that his kid is going to Calvert Hall now. A private catholic school. The champion of the public schools.
Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 11:58 AM (kr6ks)




WARNING: Some Catholic schools, particularly Jesuit ones, will be no better and could even be worse.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 28, 2017 12:00 PM (ujg0T)

176 Ashleigh Shackelford is a Black queer, nonbinary, fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer.


Culture producer. As her gynecologist knows, to his cost.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:00 PM (SRKgf)

177 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Inclusiveness Training?



You'd have to be one fat chick to wear that on a t-shirt

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

My first instinct is it will go eventually to just * - the wildcard character. But...that's not really true to the subject, is it? Seems more like -S will be the marker...

-
The Joker Is Wild!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 12:00 PM (Nwg0u)

178 Emily's a great example of the extreme detachment of urban, moneyed people from the rest of the world, to include tens of millions of American voters.

She's clearly very proud of her husband based on her Twitter. He clerked at a federal court then went to work at a very prestigious law firm. With the clerkship he probably got a signing bonus, his firm starts their first year attorneys at $180,000 base, and their raise and bonus structures are exceedingly generous. That's not to say you don't earn it - long hours and demanding work - but you do well for your effort. Good for him, and good for Emily.

But when that is your frame of reference, yeah, $100? Who cares. "Do we want sushi on this Wednesday night or should we grill some chicken?" Big deal.

That is not most of America. Not even a long shot. The media establishment and those who carry their water just cannot get that through their heads, even after 2016.

Posted by: Hundred bucks at September 28, 2017 12:00 PM (wx6iv)

179 Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him.

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How much for a blowjob

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 12:00 PM (vg8iE)

180 I have Gadsden Flag license plates on my car, and I am not a fast/aggressive driver. Over the past couple of weeks I've had four or five incidents where I'd be the target of road rage...the drivers would either tailgate me and flip me off, drive along side and make gestures, and so on.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (eytER)

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That's scary. I hope you're carrying.

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (BiLU+)

181 I love that the all white people are born racist lady has a paypal me address on THE SAME DAMN PAGE.

Because if that message doesn't make you want to send her money, nothing will.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (yL25O)

182 OMalley is complaining about the way the state drew its state house and senate districts. This from the architect of the most gerrymandered federal house districts in the country.
What a piece of shit

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (kr6ks)

183 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP



Didn't Gulliver stop there on his travels?

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (NKQtp)

184 Then again, he is Martin O'Malley, serves him right.

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (ujg0T)

185 Yeah. My guess the going rate for used maternity pants is about $3 at the Salvation Army Thrift store.


Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (aT+Bx)

Don't think I'd want them after an incontinent pregnant woman is done with them.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (RYNzl)

186 How did any of these dunces survive past the age of 12?
Posted by: Ripley



You've got me.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (SRKgf)

187 >>Although $20.00 for a pair of maternity pants sounds way overpriced.


It is. There are stores that sell inexpensive maternity clothes that aren't meant to last all that long, just get you through to the delivery.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (W+vEI)

188 I really don't understand what the large black woman is doing here. She has to know that she's not going to make it through what she's nudging these people towards, right?

Posted by: Lickmuffin at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (TRhby)

189 Does that mean I shouldn't put my new bumper sticker on the Mustang? I
was going to replace it since there's a new bumper on the car.
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Depends on what the bumper sticker is.

I'm in a blue state, and would not put anything outside of a stick figure of a cat on my vehicle.

However, if it's COEXIST, go right ahead, you won't be bothered.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (aT+Bx)

190
It's not often that a member of the elite class flaunts her elitism so shamelessly. "Let them eat cake" is actually more humble and reserved.








And as I recall, that phrase wasn't uttered in contempt, it was simple cluelessness in the face of a shortage of wheat. Since bread flour was running out, the idea was to substitute (more expensive) cake flour until the crisis had passed. Marie was just dumb enough to think that the masses would rejoice at being able to eat the more expensive cake.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (veoSD)

191 "Fat femme"

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (rmVvL)

192 Re: Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s quote. Even if it were not pulled out of context, it's a strawman.

In any case, the uniparty increasingly looks like it intends to make peaceful revolution (through voting) impossible for conservatives. Does Dale think we need to start considering violent revolution?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (/qEW2)

193 183 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

Didn't Gulliver stop there on his travels?
Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (NKQtp)/i]


No. It's someplace in Wales, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (SRKgf)

194 Duncanthrax, I'm not blonde.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (UoSKV)

195 RBG won't retire but she will eventually leave...tits up (hey, its the art theme of the day).
Posted by: IC at September 28, 2017 11:51 AM
~~~~~

Tits up? Now you're really looking for a miracle.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (HiDrR)

196 When you get a lot of money, and the power and influence that goes along with it, you're no longer normal. We're the normals. They hate us. It's difficult to remain down to earth with a lot of money.

I'll add one more big thing to that: ego.
They're their own gods, in whom they are well pleased.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (tRaq7)

197 73 I'm halfway out the NASCAR door already. This new crop of baby drivers just don't have any personality at all.

Junior, stick to what you know and let the Leftards keep shooting themselves in the foot.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (tRaq7)


The only thing halfway interesting is the inexplicable success of Kyle Larson.

Japanese people are supposed to be TERRIBLE drivers.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (WDCYi)

198 He just said he is teaching at MD College Park. *crisses UMD off the list*

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (kr6ks)

199 So now that Hef's gone will a decontamination team be able to go into the mansion with flamethrowers to clean it out?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (O5Q3r)

200 No wonder Jr.'s dad never paid him no mind.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (y3TBD)

201 RBG won't retire but she will eventually leave...tits up (hey, its the art theme of the day).
Posted by: IC

same way I'm going out

Posted by: John McCain's tumour at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (FZYNt)

202
77 "Some surveys suggest that up to half the public identifies as LGBT."

BULLSHIT. TOTAL, COMPLETE BULLSHIT. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL.

And these are the people in charge of "educating " the rest of us?

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2017 11:47 AM (6Krd7)







They got to that number by counting "allies", which is part of the acronym.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2017 12:04 PM (veoSD)

203 Depends on what the bumper sticker is.

I'm in a blue state, and would not put anything outside of a stick figure of a cat on my vehicle.

However, if it's COEXIST, go right ahead, you won't be bothered.
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (aT+Bx)



A liberal once ranted to me about "right wing violence."

I suggested he put a Trump sticker on his car, and I'll put a Bernie sticker on mine.

No sale. Point made.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:04 PM (SRKgf)

204 163; i left nascar in the nitro fumes six years ago. we spent a lot of money on nascar back in the day. i have not and will not spend one dime on their bait and switch shitshow. they suck puss infected ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 28, 2017 12:04 PM (KP5rU)

205 141 Ashleigh Shackelford is a Black queer, nonbinary, fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer. As a Black hood feminist, she has utilized activism to ignite consciousness raising and political coversations around the issues of fat positivity and anti-Black misogyny.

Here is another one of those lovely Orwellian terms "culture producer".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (/qEW2)


Stolen.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader/Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:04 PM (cvoba)

206 Alphabet people

what a stupid time to be alive

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 11:37 AM (FZYNt)

"Twospirit"....wtf is that?

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2017 12:04 PM (GiOiK)

207 Come on in RBG, the water's fine.

Posted by: Antonin Scalia at September 28, 2017 12:04 PM (bc2Lc)

208 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (SRKgf)

Also men do get breast cancer. As in the real xy, naturally dimorphic kind of male.

Posted by: sarahw at September 28, 2017 12:04 PM (Sp1NT)

209 122 Wasn't Reagan about 70 when he took the oath of office?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2017 11:54 AM (y87Qq)

Yes, he was 70 when he took office but the term is only 4 years. SCOTUS is for life. Ginscrunt is 81 and senile

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (mpXpK)

210 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP



Didn't Gulliver stop there on his travels?


Sounds more like an intestinal disorder to me. Or the results thereof.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (tRaq7)

211 She has to know that she's not going to make it through what she's nudging these people towards, right?
---

Look at her.

Do you think that she understands that actions have consequences?

And if she cannot understand that actions have consequences, how can she understand that words have them as well?

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (aT+Bx)

212 For my part, put any kind of flag in your yard, sticker on your car, tshirt on your body... machts nichts, to me.
But awareness that said expressions are very risky in some of the no- go zones all over America should be considered .
( Denver, Chicago, San Fran, Portland, ... ad infinitum...)

Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (pL6Vz)

213 Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":

http://tinyurl.com/q2wttmo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (iVOAv)

214 Also men do get breast cancer. As in the real xy, naturally dimorphic kind of male.
Posted by: sarahw

yet women don't get testicular cancer

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (FZYNt)

215 testing

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (cvoba)

216 Japanese people are supposed to be TERRIBLE drivers.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (WDCYi)


I think it's actually Chinese, judging from experience in the Bay Area.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (SRKgf)

217 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

-
Gesundheit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)

218 Those LBQWTFBBQ are going to get in trouble if it's not dual published in French.

Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (FhXTo)

219 193 183 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

Didn't Gulliver stop there on his travels?
Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2017 12:01 PM (NKQtp)/i]


No. It's someplace in Wales, I think.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:02 PM (SRKgf)

Volcano in Iceland, actually.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:06 PM (yL25O)

220 Also men do get breast cancer. As in the real xy, naturally dimorphic kind of male.
Posted by: sarahw



Yeah, they do, but it's at 0.5% the rate of women, so close enough for present purposes to say they don't get it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:06 PM (SRKgf)

221 When Ruthie croaks, that will be the first, and hopefully the last, time I celebrate the death of an American because of their political viewpoints.

It's morbid I know, but hopefully she goes well before 2020 is in gear so that issue will be off the table.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 28, 2017 12:06 PM (y3TBD)

222 yet women don't get testicular cancer
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (FZYNt)

....

I think the ones with prostates maybe do.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:06 PM (yL25O)

223 213 Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":
http://tinyurl.com/q2wttmo
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (iVOAv)


Did I SAY it was Marie Antionette who said it? Huh? HUH!?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (cvoba)

224 Here is another one of those lovely Orwellian terms "culture producer".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (/qEW2)

I produce a culture every morning, but I flush it right away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (O848g)

225 willowed
The "Take the Lead Project" to fight racism and promote unity sponsored by the 5 Boston pro teams being held live now at Fenway. Only a few hundred showed up. At Fenway. 10s of thousands of empty seats. LOLOLOL

Posted by: rockysan99 at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (m7LQK)

226 198 He just said he is teaching at MD College Park. *crisses UMD off the list*

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (kr6ks)
==============================

teaching? that's a scary thought. Ask him if he's figured out how to balance his checkbook yet?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (ylUqT)

227 AIBGATS

??? never saw a translation ???
DILDO BATH MASTURBATIONDILDO BATH MASTURBATION

Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (FhXTo)

228 "Twospirit"....wtf is that?
Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2017 12:04 PM (GiOiK)
----------

I think we've seen that one before, although darned if I know what it means.

Maybe it means demisexual. Whatever that is.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (UoSKV)

229 180 I have Gadsden Flag license plates on my car, and I am not a fast/aggressive driver. Over the past couple of weeks I've had four or five incidents where I'd be the target of road rage...the drivers would either tailgate me and flip me off, drive along side and make gestures, and so on.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (eytER)

******

Recommend a NRA bumper Sticker.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (M+MSn)

230 You are assuming "culture" is always positive.

She is a culture producer, all right. A culture of pathology, parasitism, hatred, and treason.

----

and yeast

Posted by: Socialists at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (oGRue)

231 210 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP



Didn't Gulliver stop there on his travels?

Sounds more like an intestinal disorder to me. Or the results thereof.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (tRaq7)



I think it's the sound a whoopee cushion makes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (SRKgf)

232 To O'Malley -

Repeat verbatim his useless Backward, not Forward speech from HRC convention.

Or, keep using the backward / forward analogy in casual conversation. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (y3TBD)

233 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THE COLLECTIVE IQ OF THE NFL IS LOWER THAN THE LUG NUT ON DALE JR'S CAR.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (mcI77)

234 >>Here is another one of those lovely Orwellian terms "culture producer".

Shame she couldn't make it to "Thought Leader" like Chelsea Clinton - does it take more advanced degrees to political connections to earn that title?
- - - -
>>They got to that number by counting "allies", which is part of the acronym.

Oh, sneaky!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

235 Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":

Well duh she only spoke French....

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (x7Xk5)

236 There is some liberal turd talking his ear off. Funny

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (kr6ks)

237 I don't know. People (progressive and not) have yard sales all the time in which they charge for clothes. Would you have minded had it been a conservative co-worker?-Although $20.00 for a pair of maternity pants sounds way overpriced.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 11:56 AM (iVOAv)
==========

I was mocking another person on there who is a conservative co-worker who is offering $125 to anyone to let her store a car in their garage for the entire winter. Cheapskate much, darling?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (vg8iE)

238 216 Japanese people are supposed to be TERRIBLE drivers.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (WDCYi)

I think it's actually Chinese, judging from experience in the Bay Area.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (SRKgf)

I worked for a Japanese insurance company that insured their workers and families living here. The stereotype is true.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (N7KlP)

239 Also men do get breast cancer. As in the real xy, naturally dimorphic kind of male.
Posted by: sarahw

yet women don't get testicular cancer
Posted by: Rick in SK



Or prostrate cancer.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (wyNrR)

240 In other words, if you live in NYC and make $45,000/yr, you owe about $3,600 to the state and $2,700 to the city. That's a huge deduction for a lower middle class family that's going kaput.

Not saying I'm against removing this deduction, but gotta admit, it's really gonna hurt. My only concern is for the moron and 'ette types living in those areas; the leftist fools can just eat it.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2017 11:57 AM (HiDrR)

They're going to double the standard deduction, so it's likely a wash for folks in that income range (and a win for the folks in low-tax states)

Posted by: not the mama at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (GCQK2)

241
Do my eyes deceive me? Hillz has conquered the Sonobi! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (Nwg0u)


I think Sonobi is playing rope a dope with Hillary.Because it's bored

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (lKyWE)

242 Ginsberg's public statement seems really weird to me. I know she's old and her woman's mind is getting even worse, but wouldn't publicly admitting you hold conspiracy theories be awkward if any conspiracy-theory related cases come before you?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (UUvSq)

243 There is some liberal turd talking his ear off. Funny

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (kr6ks)


The sound of two turds talking. I wish I could come up with something witty for you to interject.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (PY9jH)

244 If you sport a Gadsden Flag on your person or your

property, you are a definite target. Think about that in your personal

risk assessment, horde.


...

Does
that mean I shouldn't put my new bumper sticker on the Mustang? I was
going to replace it since there's a new bumper on the car.
---
Solution:

Gadsden bumper sticker next to NRA sticker.

They'll figure it out.

Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (XQvuQ)

245 Yes, the MD put too many blacks in some districts -- so now they only vote for black democrats, not white democrats.

Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (9TU00)

246 Seriously, guy I work with (technically my superior) is getting on my fucking nerves. Seems everything I do he questions. I hate this fucking job anymore. My boss (owner) is a gem though and always backs me up. Still.. he isn't always here.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (zRZaJ)

247 I have Gadsden Flag license plates on my car, and I am not a fast/aggressive driver. Over the past couple of weeks I've had four or five incidents where I'd be the target of road rage...the drivers would either tailgate me and flip me off, drive along side and make gestures, and so on.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (eytER)

******

Recommend a NRA bumper Sticker.
=========

Better yet, if you can find one that says, "Support Concealed Carry"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (vg8iE)

248 199 So now that Hef's gone will a decontamination team be able to go into the mansion with flamethrowers to clean it out?
Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (O5Q3r)



Nah. It's been declared a protected arthropod habitat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (SRKgf)

249 Allies? What does this mean?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (XFue2)

250 I'm not monogamous.

I want my Kate and Edith too.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (N7KlP)

251 Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":

-
People who are famous for saying things they never said.

Marie Antionette
Curtis LeMay (bomb them back to the stone age)
Humphrey Bogart (play it again, Sam)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)

252 What the hell is a 'Twospirit'?!

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (Enq6K)

253 229 180 I have Gadsden Flag license plates on my car, and I am not a fast/aggressive driver. Over the past couple of weeks I've had four or five incidents where I'd be the target of road rage...the drivers would either tailgate me and flip me off, drive along side and make gestures, and so on.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (eytER)

******

Recommend a NRA bumper Sticker.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2017 12:07 PM (M+MSn)

...

Didn't someone take potshots at a truck that had a battle flag displayed?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (yL25O)

254 249 Allies? What does this mean?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

dumbass

Posted by: Zombie Eisenhower at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (FZYNt)

255 Looking at the fat, Black chick, I think she said

"White people are tasteless" cuz she appears to have eaten several of them.

It's why she carries hot sauce in her purse.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (NyJwR)

256 That fat chick...imagine her camel toe.

Posted by: R. DUKE at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (O2LSH)

257 218 Those LBQWTFBBQ are going to get in trouble if it's not dual published in French.
Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (FhXTo)


An excellent point. Somebody should contact the school system who produced the flyer and complain bitterly. Make 'em live up to their own rules and all that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (cvoba)

258 228 I think it means they also have some animal spirit.These people are nuts.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (rmVvL)

259 The little liberal turd just said that they need to turn out all of the old white guys from D.C. And "change the conversation."
It's tough not to beat the hell out of him.

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (kr6ks)

260 Seriously, guy I work with (technically my superior) is getting on my fucking nerves. Seems everything I do he questions.

---

Make him sign off on all of your work. If he wants to tie his name to every single thing you do, tie his name to every single thing you do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (UUvSq)

261 Just heard Dennis Prager discus this on his radio show.

From an LA Times article in 1996:

"NBA Sits Abdul-Rauf for Stance on Anthem

Pro basketball: Nugget guard, a Muslim, is suspended and will be fined $31,707 a game"


http://tinyurl.com/yzwrf57

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (BiLU+)

262 Some dumbass LGBBTAAASGPASOJPAJSYSYUGDBXJKBAGS (?) person (can I assume they are a person?) has a rainbow Gadsden flag hanging on their porch by my train station.

It makes me angry.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (y3TBD)

263 -
--
LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

-----------

I think TrigglyPuff sat on her keyboard.

Posted by: irright at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (85f6P)

264 Solution:

Gadsden bumper sticker next to NRA sticker.

They'll figure it out.
Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (XQvuQ)

*****

See 229

Great minds...!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (M+MSn)

265 -
People who are famous for saying things they never said.

Marie Antionette
Curtis LeMay (bomb them back to the stone age)
Humphrey Bogart (play it again, Sam)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars!

I'm telling the truth - Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (FZYNt)

266 I have Gadsden Flag license plates on my car, and I am not a fast/aggressive driver. Over the past couple of weeks I've had four or five incidents where I'd be the target of road rage...the drivers would either tailgate me and flip me off, drive along side and make gestures, and so on.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 11:49 AM (eytER)

******

Recommend a NRA bumper Sticker.
=========

Better yet, if you can find one that says, "Support Concealed Carry"
Posted by: bicentennialguy



Keep honking. I am reloading.

Actual bumper sticker.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (wyNrR)

267 the way dale jr is driving this year, he must be working quantum physics equations out in his head during races. dude is wicked smart, you know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (KP5rU)

268
249 Allies? What does this mean?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (XFue2)







It means "hetero people who won't complain when we count them as homo".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (veoSD)

269 235 Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":

Well duh she only spoke French....
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (x7Xk5)



I believe she spoke Austrian, too.

Barack is now vindicated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (SRKgf)

270 What should I say to him.
Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM
~~~~~

Start singing that Lamb Chop song, I hear he loves it:

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because....

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because....

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because....

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (HiDrR)

271 People who are famous for saying things they never said.



Rock me, Amadeus!


Posted by: Salieri at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (NyJwR)

272 Yeah. My guess the going rate for used maternity pants is about $3 at the Salvation Army Thrift store.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 11:59 AM (aT+Bx)

Ladies, if maternity is your goal, you are better off not wearing pants.

Posted by: every moron, ever at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (O848g)

273 The little liberal turd just said that they need to turn out all of the old white guys from D.C. And "change the conversation."

It's tough not to beat the hell out of him.

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (kr6ks)


You should turn around and say, "I agree. That commie Bernie Sanders needs to go." Watch his and O'Malley's reactions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH)

274 That's scary. I hope you're carrying.

I'm in NoVA so I carry everyday, everywhere. I'd still rather not get into an altercation. But damn, I've had these plates for a few years now and *never* had this kind of reaction, let along so frequently. I'm assuming it's the plates. I mean, I'm honest enough with myself that if I'm driving like an ass I deserve the honks and the finger...but I'm driving gently.

In case this is something...Horde, watch yourselves.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (PFy0L)

275 Keep honking. I am reloading.

Actual bumper sticker.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (wyNrR)



One of my baseball teammates has one that reads "Out of ammo - that sucks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (SRKgf)

276 Keep honking. I am reloading.

Actual bumper sticker.
Posted by: rickb223

follow me home and get shot

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (FZYNt)

277 Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (zRZaJ)

bat your lashes and unbutton the top of your shirt to distract him!

Jewell: "what were you saying?"
annoying coworker: "uhhh...uhhh.. I forget..."

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (hMwEB)

278 248 199 So now that Hef's gone will a decontamination team be able to go into the mansion with flamethrowers to clean it out?
Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 12:03 PM (O5Q3r)


Nah. It's been declared a protected arthropod habitat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:09 PM (SRKgf)

...

It was sold before he died, right? His neighbor bought it and let him continue to live there iirc.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (yL25O)

279 I use the AR15 bolt face sticker, for inter-tribe signalling

Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (9TU00)

280 My old company had mandatory retirement at 75. Federal law was modified by Democrats in 1978 to forbid mandatory retirement before 70.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (mpXpK)

281 The little liberal turd just said that they need to turn out all of the old white guys from D.C. And "change the conversation."
It's tough not to beat the hell out of him.
Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (kr6ks)
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Does he mean all the old white guys who worked for Obama? Because the city is full of them.

Change the conversation, yeah, I can actually agree with that because I'm sick of everything the left wants me to hear. Probably not what that jerk is thinking though.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (UoSKV)

282
Well duh she only spoke French....
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (x7Xk5)


She was born in Austria

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (lKyWE)

283 Big fat and round fat fatty black chick has to be weighed at a truck stop...a white racist truck stop.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (yhf6w)

284 Would anybody be really surprised if NASCAR took a turn to the left?

Posted by: Keith at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (USf3s)

285 256; not a cameltoe. elephant knuckle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (KP5rU)

286 Seriously, guy I work with (technically my superior) is getting on my fucking nerves. Seems everything I do he questions.

---

Make him sign off on all of your work. If he wants to tie his name to every single thing you do, tie his name to every single thing you do.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



And then on your last day, royally fuck something up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (wyNrR)

287 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP
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I think TrigglyPuff sat on her keyboard.

Posted by: irright at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (85f6P)


Thread winner candidate.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (cvoba)

288
Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":
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Years ago, I did the european bus vacation.

At Versailles, the guide explained that Marie did indeed say, "Let them eat cake." However, she was completely unaware of the situation of the people, and thought that if they did not have "bread" that they could instead, "eat cake," since they all obviously had cake in their homes.

/which they did not... "starving."

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (aT+Bx)

289 235 Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":

Well duh she only spoke French....
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 12:08 PM (x7Xk5)

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unusual for an Austrian

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (oGRue)

290 Even though I really like the concept of sticking it to these high tax, blue states, I just don't think conservatives have the numbers to really enact some of these reforms.


I would have just gone with an easy win. An across the board rate reduction, get rid of the death tax, and maybe a few extra deductions for small business owners.

Trump needs to put a win on the board. If tax reform goes down, it's going to take the stock market down with it and maybe his Presidency.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (lKmt3)

291 258 228 I think it means they also have some animal spirit.These people are nuts.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (rmVvL)


Oh FFS....

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (Enq6K)

292 She was born in Austria
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (lKyWE)
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So you're saying she spoke Austrian.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UoSKV)

293 I look at my skin and realize...

Just like Lady Gaga...

I was Born This Way.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (3myMJ)

294 "White people are tasteless" cuz she appears to have eaten several of them.

It's why she carries hot sauce in her purse.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (NyJwR)/i]


That's because she has only eaten free range missionaries.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (SRKgf)

295 Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (yL25O)

Yep for 100 million. I think they will tear it down now.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (N7KlP)

296 In case this is something...Horde, watch yourselves.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (PFy0L)

...

we probably all need cameras covering all four directions of our vehicles anymore.

And obvious ones, so they are a deterrent.

Yay for NRA stickers (which I removed, on the assumption that they say "there is a gun in this car please break in and steal it") but one of those "smile you're on camera" signs might be better.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (yL25O)

297 Marie Antoinette was a scapegoat, I think, being foreign she was an easy target for hate.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (hMwEB)

298 Bumper stickers?

I was a subject of park rage: getting screamed at my some fat, sweaty middle aged SJW girly-man because I was wearing a Winchester ballcap while taking a Sunday morning walk in a local park.

MFer mewled in his girlish voice that I was a gun-worshiping terrorist "just like ISIS" and simpered that I should be ashamed to wear "THAT" in a park where there are children present.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (s/EUv)

299
Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":

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Like all great aristocrats, she said 'Bake That Cake'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (MIKMs)

300 See 229



Great minds...!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2017 12:11 PM (M+MSn)
Yup!

Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (XQvuQ)

301 The little liberal turd just said that they need to turn out all of the old white guys from D.C.
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Turn around and say, "It's a good thing you never made it there, then."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 12:15 PM (vg8iE)

302 Strong password.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2017 12:15 PM (rnAwa)

303 274 That's scary. I hope you're carrying.



I'm in NoVA so I carry everyday, everywhere. I'd still rather not get into an altercation. But damn, I've had these plates for a few years now and *never* had this kind of reaction, let along so frequently. I'm assuming it's the plates. I mean, I'm honest enough with myself that if I'm driving like an ass I deserve the honks and the finger...but I'm driving gently.

In case this is something...Horde, watch yourselves.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (PFy0L)


They are becoming more brazen, as they see their actions have few consequences. The rule of law... great concept....

Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2017 12:15 PM (pL6Vz)

304 What the hell is a 'Twospirit'

Schizo

Posted by: freaked at September 28, 2017 12:15 PM (NKQtp)

305 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:05 PM (cvoba)

How much for a half pound of some grade A culture?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 28, 2017 12:15 PM (sf2BM)

306
279 I use the AR15 bolt face sticker, for inter-tribe signalling

Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (9TU00)






Same here. Had a few questions from lefties before I left SoCal.

Briefly considered telling them it was a Star Wars logo for one of the Imperial Tie Fighter squadrons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2017 12:15 PM (veoSD)

307 At this point, I'm ok with sexism being the reason. Any reason will do.

Besides, being able to look at that evil troll and say, "Yep, it was sexism. Sucks to be you, huh?" would be priceless.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (xJa6I)

308 I would have just reformed our corporate tax code and that have benefited every one.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (N7KlP)

309 Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (aT+Bx)

And the guide could have been wrong. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (iVOAv)

310
So you're saying she spoke Austrian.
Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UoSKV)


I hope so she was the Archduchess of Austria

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (lKyWE)

311 I want a sticker that says "I Cave In Democrat Faces'

Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (mcI77)

312 I was a subject of park rage: getting screamed at my some fat, sweaty middle aged SJW girly-man because I was wearing a Winchester ballcap while taking a Sunday morning walk in a local park.

MFer mewled in his girlish voice that I was a gun-worshiping terrorist "just like ISIS" and simpered that I should be ashamed to wear "THAT" in a park where there are children present.
==========

What did you do?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (vg8iE)

313 Miss Shamu up there says White people are not human but she and her ilk all are contradicting themselves.... We're obviously Supreme..... White Supremacists...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (O2RFr)

314 288 Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 12:13 PM (aT+Bx)


What she said was let them eat a particular kind of more expensive bread, it was not cake.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (mpXpK)

315 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (s/EUv)

...

Wow.


This really is going to end badly, isn't it?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:17 PM (yL25O)

316 Q2 GDP at 3.1% but does the msm want to talk about that? Of course not..pricks.

Posted by: IC at September 28, 2017 12:17 PM (a0IVu)

317 The little liberal turd just said that they need to turn out all of the old white guys from D.C. And "change the conversation."

---

Conversationalist #1 - I mean, like, y'know, that's like, a great idea y'know, and we could totally, like...

Conversationalist #2 - Imma letchafinish, knowahmsane, but let me, knowahmsane, like, knowahmsane...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 28, 2017 12:17 PM (UUvSq)

318 Did anyone else look at the fine print at that bottom of that alphabet soup notice from the Ontario teacher's organization?

It says that some surveys show that half of the public - HALF OF THE PUBLIC - secretly identifies as LGBT in some way.

Our Canadian morons aside, what the heck are these people thinking up there? Did all the maple syrup turn bad or something?

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:17 PM (UoSKV)

319 Would be interested in the context of the Ashleigh Shackleford video.
Think it is mandatory Diversity training for work?

Regardless, what she is wearing is unprofessional, but probably intentionally so (you must look at my fat femme body!).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

320 lmao! Just found a HUGE mistake he made!! HA! Waved it in his face and said.. so.. what's up with this?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (zRZaJ)

321 Remember Baby on Board signs that Mom's used to hang in their cars?

How about "Weapons on Board"?

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (3myMJ)

322 Justice Ruth is of a different generation. She's in her 80s. She is putting onto Hillary the sexism she likely faced when she entered law school during a time period where not many women were in law school. So she is merely commenting on her OWN personal experience from decades ago and applying it to a Presidential race in 2016. She is so out of touch with where America (and women) are in the 21st century, this was her only thought: must be sexism.

Sigh, when will this woman retire? She falls asleep at the drop of a hat. Can she really do the job anymore? Looking forward to Trump naming her replacement in a year or two.

Posted by: K-E at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (I4w14)

323
What she said was let them eat a particular kind of more expensive bread, it was not cake.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (mpXpK)


LET THEM EAT GLUTEN FREE BREAD

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (lKyWE)

324 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Inclusiveness Training?



You'd have to be one fat chick to wear that on a t-shirt

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In which case it's pretty much theoretical.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (Nwg0u)

325 Gilliam is the man.


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (2wRtc)

326 318 Did anyone else look at the fine print at that bottom of that alphabet soup notice from the Ontario teacher's organization?

It says that some surveys show that half of the public - HALF OF THE PUBLIC - secretly identifies as LGBT in some way.

Our Canadian morons aside, what the heck are these people thinking up there? Did all the maple syrup turn bad or something?
Posted by: bluebell

The CBC makes CNN look like Rush Limbaugh

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (FZYNt)

327 I'm in NoVA so I carry everyday, everywhere. I'd still rather not get into an altercation. But damn, I've had these plates for a few years now and *never* had this kind of reaction, let along so frequently. I'm assuming it's the plates. I mean, I'm honest enough with myself that if I'm driving like an ass I deserve the honks and the finger...but I'm driving gently.

In case this is something...Horde, watch yourselves.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP

Its me, just being an ass

Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (9TU00)

328 I would have just reformed our corporate tax code and that have benefited every one.
Posted by: Jack Sock

_______

The optics of that are terrible.

Billion dollar companies getting a tax cut while individuals and (most) small business owners don't.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (lKmt3)

329 251 Marie Antionette never said ,"Let them eat cake":

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People who are famous for saying things they never said.

Marie Antionette
Curtis LeMay (bomb them back to the stone age)
Humphrey Bogart (play it again, Sam)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017

*
*
Jimmy Cagney as Cody Jarrett in White Heat: "Top of the world, Ma!" (It was actually "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (LeI1X)

330 The article which I posted give a very good and interesting reason as to why that phrase came about-it was from Rousseau-not that anybody read the article.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (iVOAv)

331 That poster, if you read it, which I did for the team, says that "almost 50% of the public identifies with LGBQ in some way".

Uh.

Um.

wow.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (yL25O)

332 Put a Black Rifle Coffee Co. sticker on your car.

https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/collections/gear

They have great coffee and gear and support our veterans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (PY9jH)

333 What did you do?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (vg8iE)

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HOW DARE YOU NOT WANT A GAY MAN LIKE MYSELF TO BE ABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM RIGHT WINGERS!

and watch them squirm.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (UUvSq)

334 White people are born into not being human




English how do it work?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (493sH)

335 308 I would have just reformed our corporate tax code and that have benefited every one.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (N7KlP)



Corporate taxes are a scam. Only people actually pay taxes; corporations just pass tax increases to their customers (or go out of business, if they can't do that).

In effect, the government uses corporations as a stalking horse to collect taxes for them from people without getting blamed for a tax increase.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (SRKgf)

336
I have Gadsden Flag license plates on my car
Posted by: WitchDoktor

OK I'll go ahead and recommend you don't change to the Gonazalez Flag.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 28, 2017 12:20 PM (H5rtT)

337 Marie Antoinette was a scapegoat, I think, being foreign she was an easy target for hate.

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:20 PM (iVOAv)

338 People who are famous for saying things they never said.

Marie Antionette
Curtis LeMay (bomb them back to the stone age)
Humphrey Bogart (play it again, Sam)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017
*
*
Jimmy Cagney as Cody Jarrett in White Heat: "Top of the world, Ma!" (It was actually "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (LeI1X)

...

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:20 PM (yL25O)

339 Sigh, when will this woman retire? She falls asleep at the drop of a hat. Can she really do the job anymore? Looking forward to Trump naming her replacement in a year or two.
Posted by: K-E

__________

She'll only leave feet first if a Republican is President.

And Hugh Hefner lived to be 91.

If Trump though gets reelected, he'll probably name her replacement.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:20 PM (lKmt3)

340
It says that some surveys show that half of the public - HALF OF THE PUBLIC - secretly identifies as LGBT in some way.

Our Canadian morons aside, what the heck are these people thinking up there? Did all the maple syrup turn bad or something?

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:17 PM (UoSKV)


That's because men often say they are a lesbian in a man's body. Boom....50%.

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (Enq6K)

341 Ashleigh Shackelford is a Black queer, nonbinary, fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer. As a Black hood feminist, she has utilized activism to ignite consciousness raising and political coversations around the issues of fat positivity and anti-Black misogyny.




So if I have it right a fat ass, dumbass, black dyke is saying I'm not human. Got it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (493sH)

342 Because of my Amulet of Whiteness, fat black culture producer's powers are USELESS against me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (O5Q3r)

343 "almost 50% of the public identifies with LGBQ in some way"

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Well no sh*t. Point to a straight man who has no interest in hot lesbians and I'll show you a gay man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (UUvSq)

344 Twospirit, IIRC is the claim that because all these Indian tribes (by which we mean maybe three) had a role for trans-ish sorts, all trans-ish sorts of an indian nature must be "two-spirit".
Disregarding, of course, the unsciency belief in *spirit*, the fact that these tribes were elevating a person who was clearly nucking futs to the traditional nucking futs role (that of a shaman/demi-shaman), and the fact that this was believed to be tied to the person literally having a second spirit of the opposite sex... which means they're on to codifying the what-gender-am-I-today persona dumbfuckery.

Which doesn't even touch on "this person, who traditionally acted like they were fucking *possessed* and might actually have been, is perfectly sane, because that's a thing." Whatever. You will be pigeonholed, comrade.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (HtLSE)

345 318 Did anyone else look at the fine print at that bottom of that alphabet soup notice from the Ontario teacher's organization?

It says that some surveys show that half of the public - HALF OF THE PUBLIC - secretly identifies as LGBT in some way.

Our Canadian morons aside, what the heck are these people thinking up there? Did all the maple syrup turn bad or something?
Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:17 PM (UoSKV)

It may be the water in Ontario because that's certainly not the case in Alberta. I doubt the imbecile what wrote that notice actually believes that to be the case. Although they do say that every car you see is white, if you have a white car.
It might also be stretched by people who are confused by the fact they're not getting any.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (nBr1j)

346 Caesar: Et tu, Brute?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (yL25O)

347 So you're saying she spoke Austrian.
Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:14 PM (UoSKV)


I hope so she was the Archduchess of Austria
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:16 PM (lKyWE)
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Um . . . .

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (UoSKV)

348 In case this is something...Horde, watch yourselves.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 28, 2017 12:12 PM (PFy0L)


Personally I have regular old VA plates, but I am surprised at the number of Don't Tread on Me plates I see in NoVa. On one hand, I don't want to attract unwanted attention (the kind you seem to be getting) but on the other maybe others see it and are heartened (like me).

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (x7Xk5)

349 I don't know, I just like to drive a car daggum fast and turn left, you know. I appreciate all my fans.

-What the turd should have said.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (BoMuO)

350 K is for Knotting.

Posted by: Dana and Jasper at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (XFue2)

351 Elementary school.
They forgot E, O, U and sometimes Y.

Posted by: Diogenes


You caught that too - it's an elementary school. It's odd how the notion of "inclusiveness", taught in an elementary school is confined only to preferred forms of sexual activity. Did they throw in "Polyamorous" as a sop for the Muslim students?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (/qEW2)

352 I am starting to get really annoyed and angry about this tax plan. These gdamn fuckers like Paul Ryan just will not do anything right. It is so fcking easy - just lower the rates and get the plan retroactive to 1/1/17 and move on. Drop the fcking 60 vote requirement and do what you need to do to ge tit passed. Look what the dems did in 2008 alone - it was mindboggling how much crap they rammed through.

Had a "conservative" democrat on the local radio show today (Lipinski from IL) who said tax reform will not get through and Trump will have to work with dems on an infrastructure plan to get anything accomplished by the end of the year.

Did we not just have a trillion dollar infrastructure plan in 2008? Can we please revisit where every single dollar of that went? Wasn't Biden on top of that? Yeah, so there's the answer.

This is all so maddening. I just don't think the country can survive this level of stupidity any longer.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (y3TBD)

353 321 Remember Baby on Board signs that Moms used to hang in their cars?

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (3myMJ)


Oooh, now you've done it.

Those signs used to piss me off just for their egregious stupidity and preciousness.

"I was going to run you off the road, but since you have a baby on board, I'll catch you another time."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (SRKgf)

354 Here are some more cool BRCC stickers to help get the "message" across:

https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/collections/gear/sticker

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (PY9jH)

355 I think emotionally ill students are prone to feel weak and to be 'treated' by owning their illness's through social sciences which they would choose to Heal themselves ,andchanging their skills to cope treating it as special instead,which is ok, but that isn't enough. they must help borderline personalities also become unstable using guilt , so they can help the ill to get even as we see with antifa being used against the rest of their ethnic population.

or psyops but mass produced .

i'm just shooting from the hip, but if it isn't kool-aide or a brain airborn virus, Than it is taught.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (FKrah)

356 People who are famous for saying things they never said.



Marie Antionette

Curtis LeMay (bomb them back to the stone age)

Humphrey Bogart (play it again, Sam)

====

I love America. - Barack Obama

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (2wRtc)

357
People who are famous for saying things they never said.
Marie Antionette
Curtis LeMay (bomb them back to the stone age)
Humphrey Bogart (play it again, Sam)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017


It's only an iceberg

Captain Edward J.Smith
*

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (lKyWE)

358 The Ashleigh Shackleford womanatee is exactly the sort of being for which the word "corpulent" was invented.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (HtLSE)

359 The CBC makes CNN look like Rush Limbaugh
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I'm in the Detroit area, so I get CBC.

The election night coverage of the US election was IDENTICAL to the US MSM coverage. I don't think they had any actual programming that night, and devoted it all to Election Coverage.

For the US. Which is a FOREIGN COUNTRY.

They had people at the Javitz Center, they had people in DC, it was bizarre.

CBC: The US is a DIFFERENT COUNTRY. You are NOT involved in our elections.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 12:23 PM (aT+Bx)

360 That fat chick...imagine her camel toe.

Posted by: R. DUKE at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (O2LSH)


Getting into moose knuckle territory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at September 28, 2017 12:23 PM (O848g)

361 LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP




We're going to need a bigger alphabet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2017 12:23 PM (493sH)

362 What Marie Antoinette supposedly said was "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche", which is a type of rich bread. However, even that is in dispute. There is no official record that quotes her as saying this.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:23 PM (mpXpK)

363 If Trump though gets reelected, he'll probably name her replacement.
Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:20 PM (lKmt3)

...

Trump should tweet out today a list of nominees for when she dies.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:23 PM (yL25O)

364 Gadsen Flag.
No step on snek.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 28, 2017 12:24 PM (fA1SL)

365 Sigh, when will this woman retire? She falls asleep at the drop of a hat. Can she really do the job anymore? Looking forward to Trump naming her replacement in a year or two.
Posted by: K-E

__________

She'll only leave feet first if a Republican is President.

And Hugh Hefner lived to be 91.

If Trump though gets reelected, he'll probably name her replacement.



She beat cancer....twice. One of those was pancreatic cancer that has a dismal survival rate. She will live to 100 and spend every last day on the court.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:24 PM (BoMuO)

366 That's because men often say they are a lesbian in a man's body. Boom....50%.
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (Enq6K)
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Aha! Maybe that's it!

I'm just puzzled that anyone could write that sentence on that notice with a straight face. I hope someone called him/her/xer/whatevs on it, but I'll bet no one did.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:24 PM (UoSKV)

367 Remember Baby on Board signs that Mom's used to hang in their cars?

How about "Weapons on Board"?

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM


"I Am The One Who Knocks"

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2017 12:24 PM (ZQfW9)

368 fgs camel oe, did it really have to be said

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2017 12:24 PM (FKrah)

369
Um . . . .
Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (UoSKV)

I know

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:24 PM (lKyWE)

370 "I was going to run you off the road, but since you have a baby on board, I'll catch you another time."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (SRKgf)

I seem to remember a run of signs making fun of BoB signs also. Can't remember any specific ones.

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (3myMJ)

371 Posted by: Dana and Jasper
*vomiting*

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (HtLSE)

372 What Marie Antoinette supposedly said was "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"
===

Which roughly translated from the original means "Who mangled my broach?".

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (2wRtc)

373 After kennedy, thomas will be the next to retire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (BoMuO)

374 I read something somewhere about kneeling NFLers responding to fan anger by essentially saying those fans are free to stay.

Okay. I do get the concept that businesses are not required to serve everybody. (Except of course for Christians who don't want to serve gay weddings.) But isn't that decision the prerogative of the owner. These doofii are employees.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (nBr1j)

375 if i'm not human, why the fuck i gotta pay taxes, obey the fucking law, and kiss left wing ass? fuck it, i'm not human, leave me out of your demented social experiment. just wait til i get opposable thumbs!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (KP5rU)

376 She beat cancer....twice. One of those was pancreatic cancer that has a dismal survival rate. She will live to 100 and spend every last day on the court.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

the hate is strong in that one

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (FZYNt)

377 "Fewer than 1% of the ETFO are open with their identities..."

ETFO = Elementary Teachers Federation of Ontario

? I think it's a good thing that elementary school teachers are not open with their sexual identities. It has no place in the classroom, particularly when you're teaching young kids.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (W+vEI)

378 Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:18 PM (lKmt3

Yeah we've been winning the optics war for sometime now. /s

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (N7KlP)

379 I just don't think the country can survive this level of stupidity any longer.
========

I think that's the plan.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (vg8iE)

380 338 People who are famous for saying things they never said.
Marie Antionette
Curtis LeMay (bomb them back to the stone age)
Humphrey Bogart (play it again, Sam)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017
*
*

Jimmy Cagney as Cody Jarrett in White Heat: "Top of the world, Ma!" (It was actually "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (LeI1X)

...
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:20 PM (yL25O)


James T Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty.

(he instructed Scotty to beam him up on a number of occasions, but he never used exactly those words)

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (cvoba)

381 352 Did we not just have a trillion dollar
infrastructure plan in 2008? Can we please revisit where every single
dollar of that went? Wasn't Biden on top of that? Yeah, so there's the
answer.

This is all so maddening. I just don't think the country can survive this level of stupidity any longer.


Posted by: Eli Cash at September 28, 2017 12:22 PM (y3TBD)

Most of that Trillion dollar infrastructure plan went to inner city Obama cronies. And Obama counted highway improvements that were already in progress when he took office.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (mpXpK)

382 Yes, sexism was involved in the election, Justice Ginsburg. However, not enough for Hillary to win. She was relying on the sexism of people voting for the person who was not male to carry her over the top, and failed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2017 12:26 PM (39g3+)

383 fgs camel oe, did it really have to be said

THAT'S NOT THE TOE, IT'S TWO WHOLE BACTRIAN HUMPS

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 28, 2017 12:26 PM (HtLSE)

384 ugh just stop!

retching, thanks.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2017 12:26 PM (FKrah)

385 On Orca's sheet she has

All white people are racist

Paypal me



To a room full of idiot whites who are probably full of such self loathing they should just off themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2017 12:26 PM (493sH)

386 White People aren't human. Was that satire? Irony?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 28, 2017 12:26 PM (XFue2)

387 360 That fat chick...imagine her camel toe.

Posted by: R. DUKE at September 28, 2017 12:10 PM (O2LSH)


Imagine there's no camel toe,
It's easy if you try

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 28, 2017 12:26 PM (nBr1j)

388 James T Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty.

(he instructed Scotty to beam him up on a number of occasions, but he never used exactly those words)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer

Snotty beamed me 3 times last night

Posted by: SpaceBalls at September 28, 2017 12:26 PM (FZYNt)

389 Um . . . .
Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:21 PM (UoSKV)

I know
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 28, 2017 12:24 PM (lKyWE)
-----------

Good. Whew. I'm relieved.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:27 PM (UoSKV)

390 She beat cancer....twice. One of those was pancreatic cancer that has a
dismal survival rate. She will live to 100 and spend every last day on
the court.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
===

The blood of a million aborted babies sustains her.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 28, 2017 12:27 PM (2wRtc)

391 -
--
Looking forward to Trump naming her replacement in a year or two.

Posted by: K-E

----------------

That's when the crapola will hit the fan. If Trump nominates a good constitutionalist, the political fight will make all previous fights seem like pattycake.

Posted by: irright at September 28, 2017 12:27 PM (85f6P)

392 My guess is Miss Emily Singer screams about how everyone should get $15 an hour minimum wage so they can survive while thinking losing $83 a month is negligible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2017 12:27 PM (39g3+)

393 373
After kennedy, thomas will be the next to retire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (BoMuO)

I don't want to see Thomas retire. He is the best judge on the court now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (mpXpK)

394 who beat pancreatic cancer? and how many years?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (FKrah)

395 The perfect HQ coffee mug:

http://tinyurl.com/ybrlwnr2

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (PY9jH)

396 They keep adding letters to encompass more people then claim "See 50% are LGBT! We are the majority!" Like autism. Expand the "spectrum" to include the quiet, shy kids and BOOM Autism epidemic, we need millions to research why autism is getting more prevalent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (BoMuO)

397 Inclusiveness Training, June 6
Seating is limited!


(Ironic, eh?)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (mvenn)

398 The Caesar quote is from Shakespeare.

His actual final words are debated and reportedly similar but not that exact phrase.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (yL25O)

399 I sport a Gadsden flag on my home, and in my little slice of Indiana, its no problem. Im not sure who someone looking to make trouble would have more trouble with, my neighbors, the local police, the steep ass driveway, or me.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (8Zq2n)

400 Christoper and also conversely they can't affors their bcpill at 10 bucks a mth

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2017 12:29 PM (FKrah)

401 Yes, sexism was involved in the election, Justice Ginsburg.
===

Shall we discuss Palin in 2008?

No?

Then STFU, Justice Sea Hag.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 28, 2017 12:29 PM (2wRtc)

402
Someone should tell fat ass that whitey invented the all you can eat buffet and partaking in them is part of whitey's oppression

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2017 12:29 PM (493sH)

403 I am starting to get really annoyed and angry about this tax plan. These gdamn fuckers like Paul Ryan just will not do anything right. It is so fcking easy - just lower the rates and get the plan retroactive to 1/1/17 and move on.
Posted by: Eli Cash

_______

You would think after the ObamaCare debacle, Republicans would just focus on a win here and try not to alienate any faction.

Cutting taxes is easy, reforming the tax code with a 52 majority that's really a Dem majority is much more difficult.

I'm sure there will be changes, but why not just pass a tax cut where nobody pays any higher taxes?

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:29 PM (lKmt3)

404 who beat pancreatic cancer? and how many years?



Inglorious RBG.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:29 PM (BoMuO)

405 Like autism. Expand the "spectrum" to include the quiet, shy kids and BOOM Autism epidemic, we need millions to research why autism is getting more prevalent.

Well and to "otherize" people who aren't outgoing, social, gregarious, and extroverted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2017 12:29 PM (39g3+)

406 People who are famous for saying things they never said.

Cane: "I dindo nuffins."

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 28, 2017 12:30 PM (QM5S2)

407
What Marie Antoinette supposedly said was "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"
===

Which roughly translated from the original means "Who mangled my broach?".
---

No, I think it's:

"Why, my broach is a magnet."

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2017 12:30 PM (aT+Bx)

408 380 338 People who are famous for saying things they never said.
Marie Antionette
Curtis LeMay (bomb them back to the stone age)
Humphrey Bogart (play it again, Sam)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017
*
*

Jimmy Cagney as Cody Jarrett in White Heat: "Top of the world, Ma!" (It was actually "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2017 12:19 PM (LeI1X)

...
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:20 PM (yL25O)

James T Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty.

(he instructed Scotty to beam him up on a number of occasions, but he never used exactly those words)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:25 PM (cvoba)



Captain of the Hindenburg: "We're just coming in for an uneventful landing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:30 PM (SRKgf)

409 Inclusiveness Training, June 6
Seating is limited!


(Ironic, eh?)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (mvenn)



They're inclusive of everyone and thing except for us non human whites

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2017 12:31 PM (493sH)

410 Never figured Hope Solo for the gadsen flag type.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:31 PM (yL25O)

411 That fat chick...imagine her camel toe.

-
Brontosaurus toe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 12:31 PM (Nwg0u)

412 395 The perfect HQ coffee mug:

http://tinyurl.com/ybrlwnr2
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (PY9jH)


Heh. Not for $28.99 it ain't.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:31 PM (cvoba)

413 401 Yes, sexism was involved in the election, Justice Ginsburg.
===

Shall we discuss Palin in 2008?

No?

Then STFU, Justice Sea Hag.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed

only reason anyone voted McCain-Palin in 2008 is cause she was/is hot AF. It sure as fuck wasn't because of McCain's ability to lead

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:31 PM (FZYNt)

414 Trump will have to nominate a hard line conservative and McKonehead will have to pull a Democrat and force it through on a 51 vote majority. And he will have to tell the RINOs and DIABLOs if they vote with the Democrats they will be purged from every committee.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:32 PM (mpXpK)

415 RBG beat cancer twice? Dang...maybe I should start eating lots of kale.

Posted by: IC at September 28, 2017 12:32 PM (a0IVu)

416 She beat cancer....twice. One of those was pancreatic cancer that has a dismal survival rate. She will live to 100 and spend every last day on the court.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


She and Soros will live to 120. It's their deal with Beelzebub.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:32 PM (SRKgf)

417 Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him.
Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 11:52 AM (kr6ks)

Ask him if he ever got around to paying the Maryland sales tax on the furniture from the governor's mansion some Democratic state appointee declared surplus that he hauled out before Hogan moved in?

Posted by: Cheshirecat at September 28, 2017 12:32 PM (sPDfB)

418 The left: You can't say "boobs" that's horrible!!!!
Also the left: RIP Hefner, such a great man!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2017 12:32 PM (39g3+)

419 I don't want to see Thomas retire. He is the best judge on the court now.


He said before the election that he was going to retire soon regardless of who won. Wants to go fishing while he is still healthy enough to enjoy it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:33 PM (BoMuO)

420 I don't want to see Thomas retire. He is the best judge on the court now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (mpXpK)


I don't want Thomas to retire,either. We'd have to replace him with another conservative A-A male or female* and I'd hate to see the hate they would endure in confirmation hearings.

And isn't that fvcking sad?

* If they exist.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 12:33 PM (EgwCt)

421 Where else would you get live-blogging of a scumbag politician's airplane conversation?

Hilarious.

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 12:33 PM (BiLU+)

422 If that lady had to haul ass out of there, it would take 3 trips.

Posted by: boomer at September 28, 2017 12:33 PM (2cfUo)

423 Satan can grant long life.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2017 12:33 PM (rmVvL)

424 Heh. Not for $28.99 it ain't.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:31 PM (cvoba)


They support veterans groups. Our son's campus group is a recipient.

Anyhow, the mug is sold out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:33 PM (PY9jH)

425 Inclusiveness Training, June 6
Seating is limited!



"Women sit on the left, men on the right."

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:34 PM (SRKgf)

426 So, it's tax cuts galore except for most people?

Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at September 28, 2017 12:34 PM (3myMJ)

427 Like autism. Expand the "spectrum" to include the quiet, shy kids and BOOM Autism epidemic, we need millions to research why autism is getting more prevalent.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (BoMuO)


Don't forget "And we need to pump them full of powerful, expensive drugs so they'll be more outgoing, gregarious, and extroverted."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:34 PM (cvoba)

428 The Caesar quote is from Shakespeare.

His actual final words are debated and reportedly similar but not that exact phrase.

-
I'm pretty sure they were, "Ur my homies. Don't be dissin' me."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)

429 osted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:31 PM (FZYNt)

I voted for McCain-Palin because I preferred her to him, but not because she was hot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (iVOAv)

430 "Women sit on the left, men on the right."

Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:34 PM (SRKgf)
-----------

No, no, Jay, it would be men in front, women in back. So as not to offend the adherents of the religion of peace.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (UoSKV)

431 "Inclusiveness Training, June 6"

NO IRISH

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (398bZ)

432 Heh. Not for $28.99 it ain't.

There's a really cool d20 mug with a lid you can get, but its like 40 bucks. I wanted one, but not for that much. An example of poor pricing, they're pricing themselves out of sales.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (39g3+)

433 -
--
I don't think they had any actual programming that night, and devoted it all to Election Coverage.

For the US. Which is a FOREIGN COUNTRY.

--------------------------------

To be fair, they are America's Hat.

Posted by: irright at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (85f6P)

434 I don't understand the quote, cause I don't, like, speak salad.

Posted by: Valley Pelosi at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (riBJn)

435 The perfect HQ coffee mug:

http://tinyurl.com/ybrlwnr2
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (PY9jH)

---

sold out, sadz

Posted by: ausscolpyr at September 28, 2017 12:36 PM (suO/a)

436 They support veterans groups. Our son's campus group is a recipient.

Anyhow, the mug is sold out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2017 12:33 PM (PY9jH)


OK, but I think they'd get more support if they lowered the damn price a bit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:36 PM (cvoba)

437 Posted by: Rick in SK
====

She dragged his ancient, Democrat carcass across the finish line by sheer force of principle, personality and charisma.

And hotness.


And then there was Hillary.

Compare, Contrast.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 28, 2017 12:36 PM (2wRtc)

438 427
Like autism. Expand the "spectrum" to include the quiet, shy kids
and BOOM Autism epidemic, we need millions to research why autism is
getting more prevalent.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:28 PM (BoMuO)

Don't
forget "And we need to pump them full of powerful, expensive drugs so
they'll be more outgoing, gregarious, and extroverted."


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:34 PM (cvoba)
Well, with my kid..she needs medication so she is harming herself and other people. Trust me, medication was the last resort after years of therapy.

Posted by: IC at September 28, 2017 12:36 PM (a0IVu)

439 So, it's tax cuts galore except for most people?

"These tax cuts do nothing for people who pay no taxes!"
-The New York Times

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2017 12:36 PM (39g3+)

440 On the other hand, the mug is sold out, so maybe they're actually selling it too cheaply.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:36 PM (cvoba)

441 438, I meant to say - not harming herself...but i am sure that was obvious.

Posted by: IC at September 28, 2017 12:37 PM (a0IVu)

442 What happened to judging a person by his character and not by the color of his skin? racist bitch.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 28, 2017 12:37 PM (0OmEj)

443 I'm fascinated by a roomful of white gals sitting there taking in the verbal vomiting of that whale in a green leotard. Are they being paid to sit there?

I'd start laughing my ass off and ridiculing her for everything I could think of.

Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2017 12:37 PM (XTiHL)

444 McCain lost despite the Palin bump.

Nasty old swamp eel.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 28, 2017 12:37 PM (2wRtc)

445 My son has never been on medication because of his autism. He has been on some because of his psychotic break and depression, but now he's back in school and I think they'll will thankfully cut down some of the meds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:38 PM (iVOAv)

446 People who are famous for saying things they never said.
Not quite the rigth format but, wish it was said.
FAB: I plead guilty, your honor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2017 12:38 PM (BoMuO)

447 i'm just shooting from the hip, but if it isn't kool-aide or a brain airborn virus, Than it is taught.

Drudge had a link the other day that said people's emotional moods were contagious, which I don't doubt. I've seen it often.

Weak people seem to like having their emotions manipulated by others. A normal person is immune, being in control and all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 12:38 PM (tRaq7)

448 Like Lady Ga Ga said, I guess we're born this way...

Posted by: boomer at September 28, 2017 12:38 PM (2cfUo)

449 And hotness.


And then there was Hillary.

Compare, Contrast.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed

and the next hot woman that runs as a democrat will be the first

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 28, 2017 12:38 PM (FZYNt)

450 I don't want to see Thomas retire. He is the best judge on the court now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

_________


I agree, but we also did not want to ever replace Scalia.

We just can't afford to have a Democrat President appoint his successor. Too risky when someone gets that age or he might just decide to retire at the wrong time.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:38 PM (lKmt3)

451 Well, with my kid..she needs medication so she is harming herself and other people. Trust me, medication was the last resort after years of therapy.
Posted by: IC at September 28, 2017 12:36 PM (a0IVu)


I was thinking more of those "ADHD" cases where they're medicating young boys because they can't sit still in class, when the reality is young boys have a hard time sitting quietly like young girls.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:39 PM (cvoba)

452 Why would anyone sit there and listen to this blimp's vaporings?

It defies comprehension. I'd have thought even women would walk out of there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2017 12:40 PM (SRKgf)

453 The academic Dean at the Naval Academy has a Gadsden flag in his front yard...on campus...During the Obama disaster years.

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2017 12:40 PM (HBuMf)

454 Nood

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2017 12:40 PM (O5Q3r)

455 I agree, but we also did not want to ever replace Scalia.
We just can't afford to have a Democrat President appoint his successor. Too risky when someone gets that age or he might just decide to retire at the wrong time.
Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:38 PM (lKmt3)


And it's dicey enough when the Repubs appoint someone, because we always seem to get saddled with a Souter, a Kennedy, or an O'Connor.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:40 PM (cvoba)

456 People who are famous for saying things they never said.

Patrick Henry: "FYNQ."

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 28, 2017 12:40 PM (baYK5)

457 New bumper sticker: If you can read this you are in range.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2017 12:40 PM (hyuyC)

458 Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2017 12:37 PM (XTiHL)

If you were required to be there because of work that might be a bit problematic. I've been at "White Privilege" things, but if someone started telling me I wasn't human by virtue of my race, I;d complain to HR and get the hell out of there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:40 PM (iVOAv)

459 On the other hand, the mug is sold out, so maybe they're actually selling it too cheaply.
Posted by: OregonMuse


******

So you're advocating price gouging?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2017 12:41 PM (mvenn)

460 The left: You can't say "boobs" that's horrible!!!!
Also the left: RIP Hefner, such a great man!


Ordinarily, one needs visit a sanitarium to find people who hold two diametrically opposed ideas to be true at the same time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 28, 2017 12:41 PM (tRaq7)

461 428 The Caesar quote is from Shakespeare.

His actual final words are debated and reportedly similar but not that exact phrase.

-
I'm pretty sure they were, "Ur my homies. Don't be dissin' me."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)

...

One historian, iirc, says it was something like "the blood! the blood!"

The thought is that he was offended by the desecration of the senate with blood, but I think he might have just been freaking out.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2017 12:41 PM (yL25O)

462 My son has never been on medication because of his autism. He has been on some because of his psychotic break and depression, but now he's back in school and I think they'll will thankfully cut down some of the meds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:38 PM (iVOAv)


Technically, if your son is 'high performing' he has Asperger Syndrome. It's kinda important to know the difference between the two as far as treatment and issues are concerned.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 12:42 PM (EgwCt)

463 Actually.... Dale's statement is correct...

and we tried peaceful revolution at the ballot box, the last 3 elections...

Swept the ruling party out of office... put in one who made promises to us...

Yet... we still have the same crap...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 28, 2017 12:42 PM (NgKpN)

464 Again I gotta say, tax cuts are really low on my list of priorities. I'm fine with some, but I'd rather see:

-Cleaning the Deep State Swamp
-Immigration Reform
-Return military to its proper purpose and cleaning out crap
-Destruction of IS, Boko Haram, etc
-Entitlement reform, dealing with fraud, duplication, etc
-Election reform, cleaning up voting rolls, voter ID, etc

There's a lot of higher priorities for this nation than tax cuts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2017 12:43 PM (39g3+)

465 And is Dale Jr. trying to kill NASCAR too? What's one more?

If all you do for a living is making LEFT turns .. well you will turn into a leftie weenie .

Posted by: KCJeff at September 28, 2017 12:43 PM (nWwr7)

466 And it's dicey enough when the Repubs appoint someone, because we always seem to get saddled with a Souter, a Kennedy, or an O'Connor.
Posted by: OregonMuse

_________

True, but most of the shitty ones we saw a mile away, it was usually a Democat Senate that forced those pics.

And Trump seems to be willing to make solid picks, Gorsuch was a home run.

Posted by: Maritime at September 28, 2017 12:43 PM (lKmt3)

467 White People aren't human. Was that satire? Irony?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe


I really think these people have an inferiority complex. They instinctively tell when they're in the presence of finer stuff, and it fills them with resentment. So it's projection.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2017 12:43 PM (/qEW2)

468 OK, but I think they'd get more support if they lowered the damn price a bit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Culture Producer at September 28, 2017 12:36 PM (cvoba)

I would not pay $28.99 for a coffee mug. Way too high. Now if they provided a receipt that read: "Mug, $3.99; donation to ****, $25.00", then that might alter the perception.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at September 28, 2017 12:44 PM (O848g)

469 If you make it impossible to have peace then you bear the blame for war.

(And boy do I need a break from the culture wars.)

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at September 28, 2017 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

470 Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 12:42 PM (EgwCt)

Asbergers is not used anymore. They call it ASD-autism spectrum disorder-high functioning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:46 PM (iVOAv)

471 People who are famous for saying things they never said.

Cary Grant: "Judy, Judy, Judy."

Mae West: "Come up and see me sometime."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2017 12:47 PM (X6fMO)

472 I read the Canadian acronym and it's meaning to my wife. Her answer: "Why not just say f**ked up?"

Posted by: George LeS at September 28, 2017 12:47 PM (+TcCF)

473 Senator Menendez takes time from his busy trial zcbedule to help us out:

Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez
White House's new tax plan is a reminder that Republicans are all for wealth redistribution - so long as it redistributes to those who are already wealthy.

Hey, Blob. Did you pay taxes on your bribes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 28, 2017 12:48 PM (Nwg0u)

474 Marty O'Malley is sitting behind me on a plane. What should I say to him.

With all the sincerity you can fake, say "you know, if you had won the nomination, a lot of folks might have voted differently."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 28, 2017 12:51 PM (7oUUT)

475 I seem to remember a run of signs making fun of BoB signs also. Can't remember any specific ones.
Posted by: Meremortal, hand over heart at September 28, 2017

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"Who The Hell Cares Who's On Board"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2017 12:54 PM (LeI1X)

476 At the next State of the Union address, I expect RGB to mount the rostrum and club Trump with her pocketbook. At which point the ghost of Dean Martin will appear, smoking, drinking and laughing.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 28, 2017 12:57 PM (/9W5b)

477 470
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 12:42 PM (EgwCt)



Asbergers is not used anymore. They call it ASD-autism spectrum disorder-high functioning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:46 PM (iVOAv)
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DSM V dropped it and shoved those with diagnoses of Aspergers into those with Autism. Not sure why that happened.

Posted by: Penfold at September 28, 2017 01:03 PM (Fbt5B)

478 464 Again I gotta say, tax cuts are really low on my list of priorities. I'm fine with some, but I'd rather see:

-Cleaning the Deep State Swamp
-Immigration Reform
-Return military to its proper purpose and cleaning out crap
-Destruction of IS, Boko Haram, etc
-Entitlement reform, dealing with fraud, duplication, etc
-Election reform, cleaning up voting rolls, voter ID, etc

There's a lot of higher priorities for this nation than tax cuts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2017 12:43 PM (39g3+)


I would say that election reform and immigration reform are by far the most crucial. If they aren't tackled, it will be impossible to elect anything but a leftist president in the future.

Posted by: rickl at September 28, 2017 01:06 PM (xjiRE)

479 Asbergers is not used anymore. They call it ASD-autism spectrum disorder-high functioning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2017 12:46 PM (iVOAv)


Then it might be more appropriate to say your son is ASD-autism spectrum disorder-high functioning. If you want to type all of that out.

My point is that the differences are huge. Referring to a child as 'autistic' implies low-functioning.



Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 28, 2017 01:10 PM (EgwCt)

480 Get a Load of This:

I see what you did there!

Posted by: Prisoner of Cuomostan at September 28, 2017 01:22 PM (VNeBM)

481 2017 12:46 PM (iVOAv)
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DSM V dropped it and shoved those with diagnoses of Aspergers into those with Autism. Not sure why that happened.

Posted by: Penfold at September 28, 2017 01:03 PM (Fbt5B)

Probably has something to do with getting paid. Usually does. back in the late 70's a psych. Friend of mine said, "find a name for it and you can bill for."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2017 01:44 PM (rN46U)

482 "Heard a female caller to some conservative talk radio show make an interesting point about why white women didn't vote for Hillary: by calling all white men bigots, the Left was calling the fathers, husbands, sons, et. al. of these women bigots.

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2017 11:46 AM (BiLU+)"

I wonder if that was EBL, since this is a point Stacy McCain has been making forever. Leftists don't realise that MOST women are in healthy relationships and are not mentally diseased, hence are therefore not man-hating feminists. No mentally-stable woman believes that all men are potential rapists. Leftists only believe most women are unhappy and oppressed because they never leave their bubble of the malcontent clinically insane.

Shillary's little battle cry might have worked on the batshit minority, but it was a decided turn-off to insult the husbands, sons, brothers, etc. of the sane women majority. Not a winning strategy outside the echo chamber.

Posted by: Saber Alter at September 28, 2017 01:47 PM (YZ7Go)

483 Racism: it's in the blood.
Gender: it's a choice.



On the upside, since racism is in my blood, that means I can't help it, and therefore it shouldn't be held against me much like the land-whale's skin color shouldn't be held against her.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 28, 2017 01:49 PM (6n332)

484 "Ashleigh Shackelford is a Black queer, nonbinary, fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer. As a Black hood feminist, she has utilized activism to ignite consciousness raising and political coversations around the issues of fat positivity and anti-Black misogyny. "

i.e. never worked a day in her life.

Posted by: I Heart Radio Browser *go ahead just click me :) * at September 28, 2017 02:44 PM (0tN2W)

485 That black woman could carry a thirty pack without using her hands.....you see because of the shelf that is her ass.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at September 28, 2017 02:59 PM (7kLRC)

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