Revealed: Straight Black Men Are "The White People of Black People"

"Intersectionality" bean-counts your Victim Oppression Factors. These include being of a minority race, being a woman (though women are... the majority), being gay, being disabled, being "trans," and even being fat.

There's a lot of Oppression One-Upsmanship going on. (Or: One-Upspyrsynshyp.)

White women are routinely castigated by the Intersectionalist Victim Oppression Gold-Medal holders for being Mostly Oppressive. After all, they only have one Victim Oppression chit to their credit. They need to shut up and let the true victims finally get the chance to whine about their victimization.

I agree with the first part, but not the second.

Even gay people are denigrated by Gold Medal holders for being "cis" as far as gender identification. Trans people often call them selfish for hoarding their Victim Oppression power and not using it to help trans people, who are the real heroes here.

As I noted last week, female lesbians are insulted for being "vagina fetishists" for refusing to have sex with "trans" women who are sexually attracted to women. And of course what I mean by that is men who want to hook up with lesbians, but who wear their hair long and put on make up and claim that they're girls. See, they're girls (with penises) attracted to other girls.

Girls who dig other girls. Like lesbians. Except, you know -- with penises. And even though they like girls, see, they're "gay," because they're actually girls themselves.

But with penises.

By the way, a lot of men want to have sex with lesbians. We call these odd creatures "straight men." Sometimes they betray their own depraved sexual impulses by accidentally posting Busty Lesbian Porn links on their blogs.

That's old news, though.

But this is a new one. Inevitable, yes. Predictable -- well, should have been.

But new.

Left-wing writers are taking the victim narrative to a new level this week, decrying "straight black men" as the "white people of black people."
In a column for The Root's 'Very Smart Brothas," writer Damon Young accused straight black men of having the "type of privilege created for and protected by whiteness." Black men, while victims of the white man's oppressiveness, are the oppressors of the nonheterosexual/male black person.
...

According to Young, straight black men are overrepresented in social justice circles and racism counters....

Posted by: Ace at 06:08 PM

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1 Well looks like I'm early.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 21, 2017 06:09 PM (cBU60)

2 So, half-black Obama is black-black now?

I honestly cannot keep up with this crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 06:10 PM (PY9jH)

3 I'm so confused...

Posted by: Jeanne del Norte, con agua fria y sabrosa at September 21, 2017 06:10 PM (B9dAp)

4 Ta-Nesi Coates hardest hit.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 06:11 PM (Bq6b0)

5 How on earth any one can keep track of all this is beyond my poor little brain.

Keep it simple judge a person by their actions not by any "group" they might be a part of.

Posted by: Big V at September 21, 2017 06:11 PM (MVE/7)

6 Oh ffs we should burn it all down now.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 21, 2017 06:11 PM (0OmEj)

7 By the way, a lot of men want to have sex with lesbians. We call these
odd creatures "straight men." Sometimes they betray their own depraved
sexual impulses by accidentally posting Busty Lesbian Porn links on
their blogs.

That could never happen at the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 06:11 PM (PY9jH)

8 As a self identifying black and white straight gay male lesbian I object.

Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 06:11 PM (UdKB7)

9 7th

Posted by: @Peeteysdee at September 21, 2017 06:11 PM (p9EAQ)

10 Damn

Posted by: @Peeteysdee at September 21, 2017 06:11 PM (p9EAQ)

11 Were does this leave talcum-x?

Posted by: USNtakim at September 21, 2017 06:12 PM (0OmEj)

12 7th!

Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 06:12 PM (UdKB7)

13 Hah! So who's porking these black gay men, and what's their classification?

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2017 06:13 PM (z74gh)

14 According to Young, straight black men are overrepresented in social justice circles and racism counters....

*****

But can they invoke sonobi privilege?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2017 06:13 PM (0tfLf)

15 As a disabled fat white guy I demand a recount.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 21, 2017 06:13 PM (0OmEj)

16 7 By the way, a lot of men want to have sex with lesbians. We call these
odd creatures "straight men." Sometimes they betray their own depraved
sexual impulses by accidentally posting Busty Lesbian Porn links on their blogs.

*****

Ahhh...lurkers.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2017 06:14 PM (0tfLf)

17 How many points do I get for being short, pudgy, and bald?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 06:15 PM (398bZ)

18 Excellent. They are beginning to eat each other. All is progressing as I have foreseen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2017 06:15 PM (/tuJf)

19 I checked the link for commentary from CNN's Don Lemon but no such luck.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2017 06:15 PM (z74gh)

20 2 So, half-black Obama is black-black now?

I honestly cannot keep up with this crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 06:10 PM (PY9jH)

He's a peter puffer so still oppressed.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:15 PM (NWiLs)

21 This is why I am no longer upset we are doomed to fade away on Earth and never reach the stars.

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2017 06:15 PM (Hucnr)

22 Shaun King is probably going to be very quiet about this.

Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2017 06:15 PM (z/Ubi)

23 First they came for the Straight White Males, but Straight Black Males were not white, so.....

Then they came for the Straight Asian Americans, but Straight Black Males were not Asian Americans, so....

Anyway, if we get some Black Republican converts out of this Damon Young creep, I'm all for it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 21, 2017 06:16 PM (ujg0T)

24 Whatever happened to "love who you want"? If we're being encouraged to be comfortable in our sexuality, why can't I stay a white woman that loves a man? Why do *I* have to change?

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:16 PM (XKZwp)

25 I hope the Oppression Olympics result in all the subgroups and subsubgroups turning on each other and ripping each other to bloody shreds.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

26 Somebody needs to compile a spreadsheet of oppression so we cal keep all this straight.

Er, I meant "clear".

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 06:17 PM (sdi6R)

27 It's so fun watching the snake eat its own tail.

Posted by: no good deed at September 21, 2017 06:17 PM (eIQHF)

28 24 Whatever happened to "love who you want"? If we're being encouraged to be comfortable in our sexuality, why can't I stay a white woman that loves a man? Why do *I* have to change?
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:16 PM (XKZwp)

That only applies to deviants. Check your white cis hetero privilege!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

29
I'm sure that every black male wants to have sex with a trannie. /s

Not in the least. This country is beyond fvcked up but at least I can depend on one thing.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 21, 2017 06:18 PM (EgwCt)

30 I'm only Mostly Oppressive.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 21, 2017 06:18 PM (Zd2ZF)

31 24 Whatever happened to "love who you want"? If we're being encouraged to be comfortable in our sexuality, why can't I stay a white woman that loves a man? Why do *I* have to change?
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:16 PM (XKZwp)

We're quickly approaching the point where you are a hater if you have never accepted sex from a gay dude or a tranny.

Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2017 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)

32 Didn't Ann Coulter write an entire book, predicting this years ago?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:19 PM (Ckg4U)

33 RE: Intersectionality

The validation and mainstreaming of insanity continues apace.

Apparently the goal is to establish codes/law to define the normal as abnormal so as to invalidate the widest points along the normal distribution Bell curve.

Punish the norm to empower the abnormal.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 21, 2017 06:19 PM (H8S+R)

34 I Assume that these are black men who marry, work and support the children. Instead of the opposite? Makes you a man, not white.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 06:19 PM (6Ll1u)

35 Chelsea handler called Ben Carson and that girl from the movie clueless black white supremacists so this isn't really surprising.

The need to publish a manual of the constantly changing hierarchy of victimhood.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:19 PM (Ri/rl)

36 "Black white supremacists" is a new one. It just came out this week, I think.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (398bZ)

37 Not long ago I decided to look up intersectionality, it has to be the most convoluted logic in the last 100 years.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (ghofu)

38 "It's so fun watching the snake eat its own tail."
-Posted by: no good deed at September 21, 2017 06:17 PM (eIQHF)

Laff at they snek.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (Ckg4U)

39 Has BLM weighed in on this yet?

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (Zd2ZF)

40

Two Realities

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (ZRhlk)

41 Why don't they just admit that social rank should be determined by how different kitchen utensils you've put in your butt?

Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (EhfP/)

42 Dammit Caligirl!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (398bZ)

43
Two ~~Americas~~ Realities

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (ZRhlk)

44 burn it all down

Posted by: Bored383 at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (70HTk)

45

What is the actual definition of intersectionality?

Keep hearing it. Doesn't make sense to me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (fceHP)

46 How many

Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (EhfP/)

47 writer Damon Young accused straight black men of having the "type of
privilege created for and protected by whiteness." Black men, while
victims of the white man's oppressiveness, are the oppressors of the
nonheterosexual/male black person

How does that snowflake's head not explode from that kind of convoluted thinking?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (Tyii7)

48 34 I Assume that these are black men who marry, work and support the children. Instead of the opposite? Makes you a man, not white.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 06:19 PM (6Ll1u)

But you see, getting an education, staying out of prison, having kids only in wedlock and working a steady job are all "acting white" and therefore make you a race traitor, Uncle Tom or house n*gger if you happen to be black.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

49 Where do us ice backs fit on the scale?

Posted by: fluffy: dirty Skandi at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (U0v/A)

50 36 "Black white supremacists" is a new one. It just came out this week, I think.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (398bZ)

It used to be a joke skit on In Living Color.

Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

51 The real meaning of intersectionalist is "Six syllables! Top that!"

Posted by: FireHorse at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (zkGZ8)

52 victim = loser

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (SRKgf)

53

What it boils down to is we're fighting for Reality.

But Leftist Fascist Paranoid Sick Fantasy is winning.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (ZRhlk)

54 i am done giving a fuck about the perpetually aggrieved. every day one of those clown fuckers trigger me. i demand reparations.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2017 06:22 PM (KP5rU)

55 36 "Black white supremacists" is a new one. It just came out this week, I think.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (398bZ)

Dave Chappelle called that one a long time ago.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 06:22 PM (sdi6R)

56 >>> 41 Why don't they just admit that social rank should be determined by how different kitchen utensils you've put in your butt?

All at once?

Posted by: fluffy: dirty Skandi at September 21, 2017 06:22 PM (U0v/A)

57 32 Didn't Ann Coulter write an entire book, predicting this years ago?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:19 PM (Ckg4U)

Yes, was it Mugged?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:22 PM (Ri/rl)

58 Program! Come get your program! You can't follow the game without your program!

Posted by: Intersectionality Salesthing at September 21, 2017 06:22 PM (H8S+R)

59
But this is all Fake, you realize, yes?

This is just another Leftist Fascist exercising its Power over us; power we gave to them. Shame on us.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:23 PM (ZRhlk)

60 This is what I did weeks ago, try to figure out what it was
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersectionality

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (ghofu)

61 I've actually told people for a very long time I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. How many points do I get deducted for being white?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (bB4HN)

62 Intersectionality is most easily explained as a check mark system for each allegedly oppressed class or category an individual belongs in. A black man is subject to racism. A black woman is subject to racism and sexism. A gay illegal alien is subject to racism, homophobia and xenophobia. And so on.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

63 Fat Man saying PDT "exhibiting mentally deranged behavior" and those on social media who swing left are agreeing with this...absolutely disgusting...who are these "Americans"...

Posted by: KWDreaming at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (S6xeB)

64 Curiouser and curiouser !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (Umfx1)

65 That only applies to deviants. Check your white cis hetero privilege!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

Lemme check. Yup, still white, cis, and hetero.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (XKZwp)

66 "The real meaning of intersectionalist is "Six syllables! Top that!" "
-Posted by: FireHorse at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (zkGZ

antidisestablishmentarianism

What do I win? Is it a Race Card? I've never had one of those!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)

67 Where do us ice backs fit on the scale?
Posted by: fluffy: dirty Skandi at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (U0v/A)

Y'all are white and you talk funny

To the bottom for you!.

Posted by: tbodie at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (3C84c)

68 It used to be a joke skit on In Living Color.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

Imagine being a time traveler from the 1980s. I'd think everyone was insane.

When parodies become true we're in trouble.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:25 PM (Ri/rl)

69 50; clayton bigsby aka dave chappelle was the black white supremacist. it's on you tube. boogy woogy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2017 06:25 PM (KP5rU)

70 I am so confused.

Basically we are back to an earlier thread statement:
Words, images, meaning...are all meaningless.

Obviously, so are people. We are just pawns to blame & label into identity groups, sub identity groups, intersectionality groups, and so and and so forth.

Let them keep it up. It'll eventually cave in...there's no center to hold. It's also what I hoped. If we don't get in the street and give them an enemy to unite against, they'll turn on each other. Okay, this might not be that, but I gotta squeeze out some hope somewhere. Plus, this latest installment of evil people has got to grate on some other victim groups.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 06:25 PM (UhU44)

71 Left: Get out, Straight Black Men! We don't need you!

Right: You know, SBM...all that propaganda of us hating you and being evil and racist and stuff? Not actually true, as it turns out. We cool.

(an election happens)

Left: WHAT HOW DID WE LOSE AGAIN?!

Posted by: Dan K. at September 21, 2017 06:25 PM (fJItC)

72 Lemme check. Yup, still white, cis, and hetero.
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (XKZwp)

Huh, me too. So...how YOU doin'?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

73 AoS HQ aside, the internet has fucking ruined us. Every fucking imbecile has their 15 minutes of fame it appears. The sheer idiocy on constant display is astounding. As a society, we're being swamped by a Mt. Everest-sized tsunami of self-perpetuating stupidity. Trying to counter it is like trying to move the ocean to the desert, one empty Valu-Rite bottle at a time.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 21, 2017 06:25 PM (vkS2Z)

74 It's time to start drinking heavily again, isn't it?

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:26 PM (s5o+q)

75

When will marmots being included intersectionalities of the oppressed (too big) rodents?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 06:26 PM (fceHP)

76 "Yes, was it Mugged?"
-Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:22 PM (Ri/rl)

Quick search and I do believe we have a winner.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:26 PM (Ckg4U)

77
This is just another idiotic and senseless Rule decreed by a Leftist.

Why?

Because they can.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:26 PM (ZRhlk)

78 59
But this is all Fake, you realize, yes?

This is just another Leftist Fascist exercising its Power over us; power we gave to them. Shame on us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:23 PM (ZRhlk)

Exactly. Which is why I characterize "victims" as "losers." It undercuts the sympathy and power they're trying to get. Just point at them, laugh, and move on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 06:26 PM (SRKgf)

79 But but but I thought the mostly peaceful Muslims were at the top of the victim hierarchy.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 06:27 PM (gEvQ8)

80

ot:

Fox News Host Responds to Kimmel's Threat by Wishing His Son Good Health

Kilmeade goes high when Kimmel goes low.

restraint

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 06:27 PM (fceHP)

81 15:
Hey, I'm a disabled fat white guy too! Power to the disabled fat white guys!!! Are you with me?

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at September 21, 2017 06:27 PM (2tbcA)

82 The left does what it always does, eat its young.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 06:27 PM (bqcEi)

83 *reads Ace's essay*

*pulls chocks and flies away from this madness*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 21, 2017 06:27 PM (qJtVm)

84 So who are the black people of black people?

And I can't fucking believe I just wrote that sentence.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (wyNhR)

85 Moore/Strange debate starting now. Here's a livestream:

http://tinyurl.com/yb7pguuo

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (398bZ)

86 The left does what it always does, eat its young.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 06:27 PM (bqcEi)

But since they don't have any young of their own, they have to go after other people's children of course.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (s5o+q)

87 82 The left does what it always does, eat its young.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 06:27 PM (bqcEi)

You're telling me.

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (SRKgf)

88

Ms. Lindsey on Special Report

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (fceHP)

89
The Left had no problem making Men Having Husbands the new normal.

The Left is having no problem making it "normal" for Everyone to pretend a man is a woman when it is so plain to our very eyeballs and brains that it is 100% false.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (ZRhlk)

90 '"Black white supremacists" is a new one. It just came out this week, I think.'

Ahem

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (yqvys)

91 84 So who are the black people of black people?

And I can't fucking believe I just wrote that sentence.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (wyNhR)

The wimminz and teh gheyz, I presume.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

92 74 It's time to start drinking heavily again, isn't it?
Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:26 PM (s5o+q)

___

Was there ever a time to not?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (wyNhR)

93 ot:

Fox News Host Responds to Kimmel's Threat by Wishing His Son Good Health

Kilmeade goes high when Kimmel goes low.

restraint
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 06:27 PM (fceHP)

Nice kid you got there, Kimmel . . .

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (s5o+q)

94 What is the actual definition of intersectionality?

Keep hearing it. Doesn't make sense to me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette
________

Instersectionality is the dialectic hitherto of the prolonged struggle between the conflict and the myriad subgroups. In the socioenomicosexuopolitical history of history, there has manifested an ongoing bourgeoning carbon dioxide struggle for the fate of raciality.

Got it?

Posted by: WaterCow at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (zkGZ8)

95
Tomorrow will be another outlandish Rule imposed upon us.

The Left will never stop until we take away the Power we've given to them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (ZRhlk)

96 If you read that wiki explanation you can only come to the realization Leftists are making up shit as they go along

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (ghofu)

97 Is Ace coming out as a tranny?

Trying to figure out if I won the pool...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (rb1zT)

98 I saw Blacky White open for the Supremacists at the Cotton Club in 1968 ... before it became oppressive.

Posted by: ShainS at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (uGOrW)

99 I clicked the link, what a let down. Was hoping for busty lesbian porn but expecting trans lesbian porn. An actual news item!

Posted by: mugiwara at September 21, 2017 06:30 PM (I7hGG)

100 It get harder and harder to come up with more outrageous shit. Somebody swallows a goldfish and next thing you know people are choking on Swordfish.

Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

101 The wimminz and teh gheyz, I presume.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

I believe the blacks are not down with the gays.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:30 PM (Ri/rl)

102 Moore/Strange debate starting now. Here's a livestream:

http://tinyurl.com/yb7pguuo
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 06:28 PM (398bZ)

How much more strange can we take?

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:30 PM (s5o+q)

103 So does this mean I have to share my white privilege benefits with other men of color, who happen to be straight? All this intersectionality is confusing, like a tangle in your fishing line.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 21, 2017 06:30 PM (DxWUs)

104 I'm thinking about how some of the people in the world's worst hellhole would see the competition among certain Americans as to who's the least privileged, the most oppressed.

My guess is that to them, there's not a dime's worth of difference between the enormous majority of us.

Posted by: JPS at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (9ziuC)

105 Ow, this makes my head hurt.

Posted by: Abby Normal at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (cQO95)

106 I believe the blacks are not down with the gays.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:30 PM (Ri/rl)

The only thing keeping the blacks from slipping from the chains of the Democrats is the race-hustlers and envy artists.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (s5o+q)

107 If you read that wiki explanation you can only come to the realization Leftists are making up shit as they go along
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (ghofu)

And then they pretend that the shit they just made up was always correct and good.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (Zd2ZF)

108
That whole fake outrage over cotton was totally a Leftist flexing its muscles and bullying us.

And yet...it made lots of people pause and think and about their White Guilt.

Didn't it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (ZRhlk)

109 Hey CaliGirl, there's supposed to be a launch from Vandenberg tonight at 10:38 pm PDT. It's a classified satellite for the National Reconnaissance Office. The weather forecast is a little iffy, though.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

110 It's time for all black people to stand up and demand that the libs, the dems , well meaning honkies and every other motherfucker just leave them the hell alone already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2017 06:32 PM (5VlCp)

111
Aren't we overdue for another menstrual "artist" shoving her tampons in our faces because Trump?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:32 PM (ZRhlk)

112 101 The wimminz and teh gheyz, I presume.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

I believe the blacks are not down with the gays.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:30 PM (Ri/rl)

Not generally, but the progressive elites who are now apparently the ultimate arbiters of what constitutes authentic blackness certainly are.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

113 I don't know whether to laugh, or laugh uproariously.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:33 PM (LTHVh)

114 108
That whole fake outrage over cotton was totally a Leftist flexing its muscles and bullying us.

And yet...it made lots of people pause and think and about their White Guilt.

Didn't it?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (ZRhlk)

Nope. It is a frickin plant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 06:33 PM (rb1zT)

115 Abby Normal: "Ow, this makes my head hurt."

Count yourself lucky.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 21, 2017 06:33 PM (H8S+R)

116 >>>It's time for all black people to stand up and demand that the libs, the dems , well meaning honkies and every other ratsoup-eating motherfucker just leave them the hell alone already

FIFY

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 21, 2017 06:33 PM (FoZBu)

117 A little O/T I'm at a car dealer getting some maintenance done. The TV has HGTV on and it's one of those idiotic "we see 3 houses and buy one" shows in Costa Rica.

Two obvservvations:

1. Costa Rica r/e is expensive
2. Costa Rica womYn are teh hawt.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (wyNhR)

118 All white people are racist. Straight black men are the white people of black people so SBM are racist. But blacks can't be racist unless they're conservative so SBM are conservative.

Welcome to the team, fellas.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (xQfPr)

119

Ow. My balls.

My penis hurts now.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (OZmbA)

120 108
That whole fake outrage over cotton was totally a Leftist flexing its muscles and bullying us.

And yet...it made lots of people pause and think and about their White Guilt.

Didn't it?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (ZRhlk)

I would hope that eight years of Obama would have caused most people to get over their White Guilt.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

121 We are Legion.

Posted by: Transers at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (LTHVh)

122 Huh, me too. So...how YOU doin'?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

I really hope my husband doesn't learn about the "lesbian trapped in a man's body" thing, because he'll try to add that to his SSDI application.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (XKZwp)

123 Can we welcome straight black men to the dark side, or is that problematic?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (yL25O)

124 Aren't we overdue for another menstrual "artist" shoving her tampons in our faces because Trump?

Definitely overdue for a Purge.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (na0uG)

125 This is what I did weeks ago, try to figure out what it was
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersectionality
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 06:24 PM (ghofu)

blondes v brunettes v purple hair?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (fceHP)

126 95 Tomorrow will be another outlandish Rule imposed upon us.

The Left will never stop until we take away the Power we've given to them.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:29 PM (ZRhlk)

Rule 33 or is it Rule 35: If it exists, there is a way to race-bait it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (ujg0T)

127 Dennis Hopper: "You're... part eggplant."
Christopher Walken: "Hahahahaha! ...and you're a cantaloupe!"
*laughter dies down*
Dennis Hopper: "I'll take one of those Chesterfields now."
Christopher Walken: "Go ahead, give him one. Heh."
Dennis Hopper: "So... you tell me. Am I lying?"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (Ckg4U)

128 Who do you suppose will be labeled as the first black white hispanic?

Posted by: ShainS at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (uGOrW)

129 The groups keep making themselves smaller and smaller. Maybe they'll disappear.

OT: Kim gave a speech, sounds like he thinks he's Arthur Brown now. It's a crazy world!

We'll see who is old enough to get the reference without looking it up!

Posted by: Meremortal at September 21, 2017 06:35 PM (3myMJ)

130 I believe the blacks are not down with the gays.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:30 PM (Ri/rl)

Pretty much gotta hope that the slippery slope of liberalism comes to a screeching halt at that point.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 21, 2017 06:35 PM (EgwCt)

131 That whole fake outrage over cotton was totally a Leftist flexing its muscles and bullying us.

And yet...it made lots of people pause and think and about their White Guilt.

Didn't it?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Um, no.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:35 PM (na0uG)

132 The genius of the left has been to keep every group in perpetual outrage mode, even when the outrage of one group directly conflicts with the outrage of another group. Not sure how they do it, but they do it year after year after year.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (wyNhR)

133 Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter: "And yet...it made lots of people pause and think and about their White Guilt.

Didn't it?"

Made me think if I had enough underwear.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (H8S+R)

134 And yet...it made lots of people pause and think and about their White Guilt.

Didn't it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (ZRhlk)

Nope. Not me. My only reaction was Oh FFS! Teh Stupid, it burns!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (gEvQ8)

135 I really hope my husband doesn't learn about the "lesbian trapped in a man's body" thing, because he'll try to add that to his SSDI application.
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (XKZwp)

Did he go to college? If so, chances are he's heard about it already.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (s5o+q)

136 Some guy in that hot mess twitted: If you black and agree that straight black men are "the white people of black people" you are nothing more than an engine of white ideology
Bullshit. This is infighting. Nothing to do with white people. And, WTF is white ideology?

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (Dp2K8)

137 109 Hey CaliGirl, there's supposed to be a launch from Vandenberg tonight at 10:38 pm PDT. It's a classified satellite for the National Reconnaissance Office. The weather forecast is a little iffy, though.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

I saw that.

It's really windy here and partly cloudy. If there's no fog I'll watch it. Those launches shake my windows.
Thanks for the reminder, sometimes I know there's a launch scheduled and I forget to watch them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (Ri/rl)

138 104 I'm thinking about how some of the people in the world's worst hellhole would see the competition among certain Americans as to who's the least privileged, the most oppressed.

My guess is that to them, there's not a dime's worth of difference between the enormous majority of us.
Posted by: JPS at September 21, 2017 06:31 PM (9ziuC)

When you're living in, say, an African country worried every day about trying to get clean water and whether the neighboring tribe is going to sweep through and hack your family to death with a machete after raping them, I would think the complaints of well-clothed, well-fed, well-sheltered, and comparatively extremely wealthy black Americans would fall on deaf ears, assuming they were still attached.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

139 I really hope my husband doesn't learn about the
"lesbian trapped in a man's body" thing, because he'll try to add that
to his SSDI application.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:34 PM (XKZwp)

OH he knows. He probably has an email in to a lawyer to see if there is precedent for claiming it.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (DxWUs)

140 Have we found the Alpha oppressed? The black, female,transgender, something, something to which no other SJW can claim a higher degree of oppressedness?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (BoMuO)

141 The real meaning of intersectionalist is "Six syllables! Top that!"
Posted by: FireHorse at September 21, 2017 06:21 PM (zkGZ

I am an Intercontinentalist, thanks to being woke by Obama.
Choo(m) Choo(m)!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (2NqXo)

142 In a column for The Root's 'Very Smart Brothas," writer Damon Young accused straight black men of having the "type of privilege created for and protected by whiteness." Black men, while victims of the white man's oppressiveness, are the oppressors of the nonheterosexual/male black person.

Can someone parse this for me? Is this actually saying that black men should force themselves to have sex with other black men?

Is this addressed in Cass Sunstein's "Nudge"?

It might cut down on birthrates in Chicago and Baltimore, so it might lead to a more stable society. Get Soros to pay rappers to record songs encouraging perverse sex relations.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (/qEW2)

143 Posted by: USNtakim at September 21, 2017 06:13 PM (0OmEj)

You posted something the other day...I wanted to tell you how very sorry I am that happened to you. You were very brave to speak out about it. Just wanted to acknowledge you, but not get too maudlin either. And yet here I am, doing a crappity job on this post! But that's, unfortunately, how I roll. :-)

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (UhU44)

144 I don't know whether to laugh, or laugh uproariously.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (na0uG)

145 What is the actual definition of intersectionality?

Everyone else against Whitey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (LTHVh)

146 129 The groups keep making themselves smaller and smaller. Maybe they'll disappear.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 21, 2017 06:35 PM (3myMJ)

Ayn Rand said, "The smallest minority is the individual."

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

147 "lesbian trapped in a man's body"

The first time I saw that phrase was in Douglas Coupland's novel "Generation X: Tales For An Accelerated Culture" (1991). Anyone see it further back than that?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (ujg0T)

148 WTF is white ideology?
Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (Dp2K

The rule of law. Liberty. That sort of thing.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (s5o+q)

149 >> And yet...it made lots of people pause and think and about their White Guilt.

Guilt, no...but I did remember to get Q Tips at the store last night.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (6T7P/)

150 136 Some guy in that hot mess twitted: If you black and agree that straight black men are "the white people of black people" you are nothing more than an engine of white ideology
Bullshit. This is infighting. Nothing to do with white people. And, WTF is white ideology?
Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2017 06:36 PM (Dp2K

___

I assume if I were to point out that it should be "if you are" not "if you", that would make me worse than Hitler?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (wyNhR)

151 Heterosexuality is white. I can live with that.

Posted by: Son of Bat Boy at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (5rEfK)

152 >>>Get Soros to pay rappers to record songs encouraging perverse sex relations.

Ever hear of ODB?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (FoZBu)

153
Not You, THEM.

The un-informed, the under-informed.

Cripes sakes, I'm not talking about us here. Of course we're immune to the Bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (ZRhlk)

154 Lesbians are just women in comfortable shoes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (BoMuO)

155 All this intersectionality bullshit sounds suspiciously like math.

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (12AHt)

156 >>WTF is white ideology?

Society

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (6T7P/)

157 Face it, once they started to believe a male or female can be whatever they want to be and people started to believe that we were screwed.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (ghofu)

158 Have we found the Alpha oppressed? The black, female,transgender, something, something to which no other SJW can claim a higher degree of oppressedness?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Muslim.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:39 PM (na0uG)

159 >>Cripes sakes, I'm not talking about us here.

Leave the French out of this.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 06:39 PM (6T7P/)

160 -What is the actual definition of intersectionality?-

"Everyone else against Whitey."
-Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (LTHVh)

That is about the sum of it. They're going to make-up their own "one-drop" rules and we should let them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

161 158 Have we found the Alpha oppressed? The black, female,transgender, something, something to which no other SJW can claim a higher degree of oppressedness?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Muslim.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:39 PM (na0uG)

And illegal immigrant.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

162
News flash: Most people are stupid. That's why this Leftist bullshit is making headway every day.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (ZRhlk)

163 157 Face it, once they started to believe a male or female can be whatever they want to be and people started to believe that we were screwed.
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 06:38 PM (ghofu)

___

Nobody actually believes it though. Even the leftist vermin who claim they believe it don't really believe it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (wyNhR)

164 >>And yet...it made lots of people pause and think and about their White Guilt.

>>Didn't it?

Just made me wonder where I could buy a branch of cotton. It looked nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (/tuJf)

165 Didn't Ann Coulter write an entire book, predicting this years ago?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:19 PM (Ckg4U)

According to Joe Scarborough this morning, Ann and other "far, far right conservatives" want Trump to die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (PY9jH)

166 When have you seen anyone calling out rappers or Muslim's for the way they treat women? Why is that not allowed?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (6Ll1u)

167
Just made me wonder where I could buy a branch of cotton. It looked nice.

NOT. YOU.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:41 PM (ZRhlk)

168 166 When have you seen anyone calling out rappers or Muslim's for the way they treat women? Why is that not allowed?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (6Ll1u)

Because that would be racist and/or Islamophobic.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

169 I read today that MeAgain was on Ellen's show and Ellen made a point of saying Trump was not welcome on the show and wondered for the umpteenth time how exactly gays are being herded into camps under this administration without anyone knowing about it. Then perspective: Under Obama every snowflake was special and deserved special funding, publicity, a ribbon, a nationwide pledge, a tv series based on them or their condition and a candidate (Hillary!).
Under Trump? "You're an American, get over yourself"
Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 21, 2017 06:42 PM (gFQHF)

170 So Heinlein's crazy years huh? How do they end again?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2017 06:42 PM (aZq03)

171 >>Just made me wonder where I could buy a branch of cotton. It looked nice.

Cotton Branch > Olive Branch?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 06:42 PM (6T7P/)

172 "According to Joe Scarborough this morning, Ann and other "far, far right conservatives" want Trump to die."

-Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (PY9jH)

I'll hand each of them enough rope.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:42 PM (Ckg4U)

173 168. Nicely man-splained......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

174 The welfare state trumps all other considerations among the various interest groups on the left. The full-on embrace of gay-this, gay-that has been going on in the Dem party for some time (even if many of its officeholders pretended otherwise), and no demographic has left that party in significant numbers except for the group once known as Reagan Democrats (white, blue collar folks). If the Dems made sucking cock a mandatory plank of the platform, Al Sharpton would be telling folks how good dick tastes within 48 hours.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (Bq6b0)

175 158 Have we found the Alpha oppressed? The black, female,transgender, something, something to which no other SJW can claim a higher degree of oppressedness?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Muslim.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:39 PM (na0uG)

And illegal immigrant.

The Social Justice Warrior Princess is a Black, female transgender, muslim, refugee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (BoMuO)

176 168
166 When have you seen anyone calling out rappers or Muslim's for the way they treat women? Why is that not allowed?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (6Ll1u)

Because that would be racist and/or Islamophobic.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

So that would be white knighting while oppressing a level 2 minority?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (DxWUs)

177 I'll be damned. A. B. Stoddard is pleased with Trump for getting the Chinese to back him in dealing with the NORKs.

A pig just flew past my kitchen window.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (PY9jH)

178 so, does that make me the white people of white people?

...My brain hurts.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (wmaTe)

179 I honestly cannot keep up with this crap.

You're not meant to.

*leans back, lights up psychologist's pipe, crosses legs and looks important*

It's meant to confuse you and make you doubt what you know in your heart to be true. The incessant bombardment of bullsh!t in every form, from print to electronic media, is supposed to keep your head in a constant spin.

The answer is to unplug for a bit, gather yourself, and realize that you have something on the inside of you that tells you what's right and what's wrong and that's is what you need to rely upon. Call it intuition (it's not just for women), instinct or whatever you wish, the important part is that it comes from within you and, this is very important, it is NOT thought.

This may sound weird, but that's not you doing the thinking. There was a saying when I was a real live Boy: "Your thoughts are not your own." It took me decades to finally understand what it meant, but it's true.

*extinguishes pipe* That's enough time for today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (tRaq7)

180 I have a pony tail and am not exactly macho. Maybe I should locate a lesbian bar and harangue them for being "vagina fetishists". Then I might get lucky.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 06:44 PM (/qEW2)

181 If the Dems made sucking cock a mandatory plank of the platform, Al Sharpton would be telling folks how good dick tastes within 48 hours.

As slim as that guy has gotten, I'm not sure he'd think he was lying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:44 PM (LTHVh)

182 'We'll see who is old enough to get the reference without looking it up!'

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: The Grandpa Of Hellfire at September 21, 2017 06:44 PM (UdKB7)

183 "Intersectionality" bean-counts your Victim Oppression Factors

AoSHQ Victim Oppression Factors:

Crossbows
9mm
Ginger
Carrots in Chili
Crocs

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 06:44 PM (ctuyM)

184 Here's a pretty good video about intersectionality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

185 24 Whatever happened to "love who you want"? If we're being encouraged to be comfortable in our sexuality, why can't I stay a white woman that loves a man? Why do *I* have to change?
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 06:16 PM (XKZwp)

burn the witch!

Posted by: the Butcher at September 21, 2017 06:44 PM (DIosY)

186
btw, why was the anniversary of a silly MOVIE honored at the TV emmies??

For one reason: As an excuse to insult and slander President Trump in front of a large audience.

I guess they didn't think of "honoring" 9to5 during the Oscars in March and using to insult President Trump, so someone got the brilliant idea and decided it couldn't wait until next year's Oscars and pulled the stunt at the Emmies instead.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:45 PM (ZRhlk)

187 So, intersectionality like a four-way stop? Or a stop light?

What about one of those flashing not-really-working stoplights? Or one of those stop lights that never change to green and let you go?

That's probably what they mean. So just go when you feel like it.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:45 PM (s5o+q)

188 I don't give three tenths of a fuck about ANY of this.

I live my life according to the morals and ethic taught me as a child and do not care who that offends.

And that is all I intend to say on the subject.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 21, 2017 06:45 PM (S/hVx)

189
btw, very disappointed in dolly parton for going along with that cheap stunt.

She just stood there looking like a dummy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:45 PM (ZRhlk)

190 162
News flash: Most people are stupid. That's why this Leftist bullshit is making headway every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:40 PM (ZRhlk)

You know, when the left said "most people are stupid" during the Bush years, I defended "most people." I thought that was a condescending and elitist thing to say.

Now... I don't know. I mean, I really am having a hard time saying "most people, left to their own devices, are fairly smart and fairly competent."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:45 PM (wmaTe)

191 AoSHQ Victim Oppression Factors:

Crossbows
9mm
Ginger
Carrots in Chili
Crocs

Shelves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

192
btw, Dolly Parton is a dummy. She's quite stupid and probably has syphilis on the brain.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (ZRhlk)

193 I honestly cannot keep up with this crap.

You're not meant to.

*leans back, lights up psychologist's pipe, crosses legs and looks important*

It's meant to confuse you and make you doubt what you know in your heart to be true. The incessant bombardment of bullsh!t in every form, from print to electronic media, is supposed to keep your head in a constant spin.

The answer is to unplug for a bit, gather yourself, and realize that you have something on the inside of you that tells you what's right and what's wrong and that's is what you need to rely upon. Call it intuition (it's not just for women), instinct or whatever you wish, the important part is that it comes from within you and, this is very important, it is NOT thought.

This may sound weird, but that's not you doing the thinking. There was a saying when I was a real live Boy: "Your thoughts are not your own." It took me decades to finally understand what it meant, but it's true.

*extinguishes pipe* That's enough time for today.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (tRaq7)

Which is why pointing and laughing is the only appropriate response.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (s5o+q)

194 >> I have a pony tail and am not exactly macho.

Did your Pony Tail come attached to a Buttplug and with a matching Messenger Bag?

*...asking for a blogger firend.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (6T7P/)

195 She just stood there looking like a dummy.

The clip I saw had her looking horrified.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

196 "Just made me wonder where I could buy a branch of cotton. It looked nice."

----------

Over 20 years ago I grew my own just to put into vases as Hobby Lobby did and then threw them out once they got dusty. Just as well I don't have any photos of it seeing as it is now a racist no-no and could get me into trouble.

Posted by: Decaf at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (35LZK)

197 Skip: "Face it, once they started to believe a male or female can be whatever they want to be and people started to believe that we were screwed."

Fortunately, just about everyone but the most insane knows that to be BS. The risk is publicly humoring claimants saying, "Sure, you can claim to be a carrot for all the fcks I give." Claimants will then run as far as they can with the patience of the rational. The rational will then be pushed to active as opposed to passive response.

Human nature will not yield to temporary, histrionic insanity.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 21, 2017 06:47 PM (H8S+R)

198 AoSHQ Victim Oppression Factors:

Crossbows
9mm
Ginger
Carrots in Chili
Crocs

Shelves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

+ ketchup on hotdogs ::shudders::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:47 PM (wmaTe)

199
If the Dems made sucking cock a mandatory plank of the platform, Al Sharpton would be telling folks how good dick tastes within 48 hours.

And the Republican Cucks would be scared silly to publicly oppose it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:47 PM (ZRhlk)

200 The Social Justice Warrior Princess is a Black, female transgender, muslim, refugee!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (BoMuO)

Don't forget the tuberculosis and the bedbugs.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2017 06:47 PM (2NqXo)

201 147 "lesbian trapped in a man's body"

The first time I saw that phrase was in Douglas Coupland's novel "Generation X: Tales For An Accelerated Culture" (1991). Anyone see it further back than that?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 21, 2017 06:37 PM (ujg0T)

Howard Stern said it throughout the 80s.

Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2017 06:47 PM (EhfP/)

202 Shelves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

Busty Lesbian Porn
Assless Chaps

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 06:47 PM (rb1zT)

203 >>>Revealed: Straight Black Men Are "The White People of Black People"<<<

If this is the case, why wasn't Barack Obama more widely embraced by the... aw, forget it!

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2017 06:48 PM (z74gh)

204 "AoSHQ Victim Oppression Factors:

Crossbows
9mm
Ginger
Carrots in Chili
Crocs"
-Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 06:44 PM (ctuyM)

You forgot "College Professor". They are 70% more likely to Find Another Website than, say, someone who uses STEM or tools.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)

205 The answer is that they are the two groups that will kill you for disrespecting them. Duh.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 06:48 PM (6Ll1u)

206 Damon Young must be on the down low.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 06:48 PM (LuKE7)

207 191
AoSHQ Victim Oppression Factors:

Crossbows

9mm

Ginger

Carrots in Chili

Crocs

Shelves.

water drinker

Posted by: davidt at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (12AHt)

208 Did your Pony Tail come attached to a Buttplug and with a matching Messenger Bag?

Just as long as it doesn't come with a bicycle.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (6FqZa)

209 It's time for all black people to stand up and demand that the libs, the dems , well meaning honkies and every other ratsoup-eating motherfucker just leave them the hell alone already
FIFY
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 21, 2017 06:33 PM (FoZBu)

Thanks BSG! Rudy Ray Moore would be proud of us.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (5VlCp)

210 "that's is?"

WTF? What's in this pipe?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (tRaq7)

211 Shelves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

Busty Lesbian Porn
Assless Chaps
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 06:47 PM (rb1zT)

Sonobi.

Lace Wigs.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (s5o+q)

212 You know, when the left said "most people are stupid" during the Bush years, I defended "most people." I thought that was a condescending and elitist thing to say.

Now... I don't know. I mean, I really am having a hard time saying "most people, left to their own devices, are fairly smart and fairly competent."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:45 PM (wmaTe)

_______

Word.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (wyNhR)

213 Carbs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (rb1zT)

214 Over 20 years ago I grew my own just to put into vases as Hobby Lobby did and then threw them out once they got dusty. Just as well I don't have any photos of it seeing as it is now a racist no-no and could get me into trouble.

I grew Luffas one year over 30 years ago. One year will get you a lifetime supply of the things.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (LTHVh)

215 172 "According to Joe Scarborough this morning, Ann and other "far, far right conservatives" want Trump to die."

Until I hear these doofii refer to the far, far left I don't care what they say about the far, far right.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 21, 2017 06:50 PM (nBr1j)

216 I can't even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2017 06:50 PM (JO9+V)

217 211. Machines for Sale

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 06:50 PM (fA1SL)

218 This whole SBM is the Straight While Male kerfluffle just hit Louder With Crowder.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:50 PM (na0uG)

219 I knew that white is the new black, but now I'm shocked to learn that black is the new white.

Next: Down is up, and night is day.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 06:50 PM (DQ4Fv)

220 You know, when the left said "most people are stupid" during the Bush years, I defended "most people." I thought that was a condescending and elitist thing to say.

Now... I don't know. I mean, I really am having a hard time saying "most people, left to their own devices, are fairly smart and fairly competent."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:45 PM (wmaTe)

_______

Word.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (wyNhR)

Half of all people are below average.

And frankly, I'm not so sure about the other half, either.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (s5o+q)

221 "175 158 Have we found the Alpha oppressed? The black, female,transgender, something, something to which no other SJW can claim a higher degree of oppressedness?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Muslim.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:39 PM (na0uG) "

-----------

The real truth is the special snowflakes know that nobody is oppressing them. They also see that real oppression of women is in Islam and subconsciously they do want to be oppressed therefore import it so they can see oppression up close and personal.

Eventually they will achieve genuine oppression.

Posted by: Decaf at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (35LZK)

222 Butt-weld flange.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (LTHVh)

223 So blacks vote 95% DemCommie, but that is not enough ... they are still too straight, and the left is going to "fix" that?

Dems really should stick with accepting the 95% vote. But then again, they are indeed selling out blacks to illegals, so maybe they are nervous.

If they sense they are losing that dominance, and Trump may indeed get them to vote 90% Trump by 2020, they must get them on the guilt for not being gay enough?

How do you get more Trump? Demand black males go gay. That's how.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (yKAUL)

224 Been Black So long, It Feels Like White to Me.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

225 There are a lot of Black Deplorables out there, ready to join a re-branded R Party.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (cAXIk)

226 Machines for Sale

Cat filters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (tRaq7)

227 Lets put it this way: black men are not natural allies to homosexuals. Rather the opposite.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (39g3+)

228 read today that MeAgain was on Ellen's show and Ellen made a point of saying Trump was not welcome on the show and wondered for the umpteenth time how exactly gays are being herded into camps under this administration without anyone knowing about it.

Seriously? Ellen? Ellen said/thinks this?? I thought she was smarter than that. Where did this idea even come from?! In Trumps's whole career you never heard him speak against gays. Ever. Where is their camp evidence? Ellen, so disappointed. smh Mass hysteria I guess. Otherwise logical people have taken leave of their senses...literally.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (UhU44)

229 btw, Dolly Parton is a dummy. She's quite stupid and probably has syphilis on the brain.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (ZRhlk)

She's into girls. No, wait. That can't be right. She's married to some guy named Carl. (snicker)

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (2NqXo)

230 Stop the Hammering!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (JO9+V)

231
zombie, remember the old leftist ploy of accusing normal people of secret homosexuality if they opposed the homo lifestyle?

The Left said, the more you protest against homos, the more homo You.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (ZRhlk)

232 211 Shelves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

Busty Lesbian Porn
Assless Chaps
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Sonobi.

Lace Wigs.
Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:49 PM (s5o+q)

Messenger bags!

Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (yL25O)

233 Jane D'oh: "I'll be damned. A. B. Stoddard is pleased with Trump for getting the Chinese to back him in dealing with the NORKs."

Well now I'm concerned Trump may have screwed up. If this was the consensus of the Bret Baier panel, it's probably wrong.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (H8S+R)

234 There are a lot of Black Deplorables out there, ready to join a re-branded R Party.

Absolutely. In fact, I think after a few years of Obama, they were ready to bail on Obama but couldn't because white people kept criticizing him and you gotta stand with the team, as it were.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (39g3+)

235 Stop the Hammering!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (JO9+V)

Stop!

Hammer time!

Posted by: M.C. at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (s5o+q)

236 Seriously? Ellen? Ellen said/thinks this?? I thought she was smarter than that. Where did this idea even come from?! In Trumps's whole career you never heard him speak against gays. Ever. Where is their camp evidence? Ellen, so disappointed. smh Mass hysteria I guess. Otherwise logical people have taken leave of their senses...literally.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (UhU44)

This was a big talking point during the presidential race. Based on absolutely nothing, but damn if people weren't actually freaking out about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

237 Straight black men with jobs must really, really be way down in the pecking order. I welcome them to consider joining with us in saving our country from this madness. They have skin in the game and they should want to protect it just as we do.

Posted by: goon at September 21, 2017 06:53 PM (EaQ6/)

238 Ann Coulter is far far right?

I am far far right and she is nowhere in sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 06:53 PM (na0uG)

239 I knew that white is the new black, but now I'm shocked to learn that black is the new white.

Next: Down is up, and night is day.

Everything is backwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 06:53 PM (tRaq7)

240 227 Lets put it this way: black men are not natural allies to homosexuals. Rather the opposite.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (39g3+)

And that typically goes both ways.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 06:53 PM (Vevy5)

241 It's weird how on the one hand we (America) are the most advanced country on earth. We invented everything of importance of the past 100 years.

And yet still 60% of the public couldn't hit water from a boat.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:53 PM (wyNhR)

242
What's funny about it is the Left was totally "queer-shaming" people.

But way back then, 1990's-ish, this whole fake "--shaming" thing wasn't yet created.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (ZRhlk)

243 225 There are a lot of Black Deplorables out there, ready to join a re-branded R Party.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (cAXIk)

Frankly, it's really one thing I've never understood. I have had a lot of black coworkers and friends over the years, and to a person, they all agreed with me on virtually everything politically... and they all voted D or didn't vote at all.

I've never met a black republican in my life.

I just do not get it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (wmaTe)

244 It's funny how most East Asians never qualify for the socially crippled Olympics. Treated plenty shitty for a long time; decided they would be just beat the system at its own game.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (Bq6b0)

245 People actually grow cotton around here. Hundreds and hundreds of acres of evil white cotton just growing out in fields. Then they bale it up in big oppressive bales and leave it sitting in the fields waiting to be picked by trucks that haul evil white cotton. It's like the scariest thing ever just to drive thru the countryside and have to see so much cotton.

Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

246 Humanity has become so stupid...

I used to fear a nuclear winter... Now I pray for it...

Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (DpOmP)

247 Absolutely. In fact, I think after a few years of Obama, they were ready to bail on Obama but couldn't because white people kept criticizing him and you gotta stand with the team, as it were.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (39g3+)

I think a lot of black people are in the process of getting an education on just exactly which segment of American society is the more racist . . . and it ain't us.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (s5o+q)

248 Has Trump ever said anything anti-gay? Uhm.....no. He's been pro gay forever. And gays must know this. But.....NARRATIVE!

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (wyNhR)

249 Messenger bags!
Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (yL25O)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU FORGOT AMY SCHUMER!

Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (rb1zT)

250 "I've never met a black republican in my life."

Even if they don't vote, they can stay home.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (cAXIk)

251 hmm, I'm going to have to have a big ol' glass of don't fucking care juice. Hey, you know what, libtards? All the political force behind your intellectual farce is gone. ok, going, the dnc is still in control of the GOP congressional leadership but come the 2018 repurge of rinos...we'll see.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (XhN8Z)

252
It'll be hilarious when it's revealed that dolly parton is more lesbo-dyke than lily tomlin and jodie foster combined.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (ZRhlk)

253 >>Ellen, so disappointed.

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Ellen's Parents at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (6T7P/)

254 Taking selfies while on the can.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (rb1zT)

255 I think when it comes down to it, its just known by all blacks that Republicans are white racists, and the Republican party is all raciss and thus you cannot vote for them.

Or at least, admit to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)

256 "Seriously? Ellen? Ellen said/thinks this?? I thought she was smarter than that. Where did this idea even come from?! In Trumps's whole career you never heard him speak against gays. Ever. Where is their camp evidence? Ellen, so disappointed. smh Mass hysteria I guess. Otherwise logical people have taken leave of their senses...literally."

-Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 06:51 PM (UhU44)

Mark Steyn took that shit down on Tucker Carlson last night. It is the dire, spoon-fed pablum of a cushy society that can even think that way.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (Ckg4U)

257 ketchup on hotdogs ::shudders::

That is not an oppression factor....that is a war crime!!

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 06:56 PM (UhU44)

258 People actually grow cotton around here. Hundreds and hundreds of acres of evil white cotton just growing out in fields. Then they bale it up in big oppressive bales and leave it sitting in the fields waiting to be picked by trucks that haul evil white cotton. It's like the scariest thing ever just to drive thru the countryside and have to see so much cotton.
Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

Stories like that get your panties in a bunch, don't they?

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:56 PM (s5o+q)

259 250 "I've never met a black republican in my life."

Even if they don't vote, they can stay home.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (cAXIk)

Well, a very large number (typically) do. '08 and '12 were different, with Obama and all. And I get that, I really do.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:56 PM (wmaTe)

260 When are we going to reintroduce these fools to the ducking chair?

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 21, 2017 06:56 PM (yqvys)

261 Messenger bags!
Posted by: TexasDan at September 21, 2017 06:52 PM (yL25O)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU FORGOT AMY SCHUMER!
Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (rb1zT)

No, we didn't, Ben.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:56 PM (s5o+q)

262 I don't buy the black deplorables theory for a minute; that's just the Mexican-Americans are natural social conservatives line repackaged for a different demographic.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (Bq6b0)

263 I have arrived!

Now to find some booze.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (haGT9)

264 Huh? What hammering?

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (BBCgR)

265 I've never met a black republican in my life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (wmaTe)

___

You probably have, but they are closeted Republicans. Imagine the hell you'd have to endure to come out as a Republican within "the community".

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (wyNhR)

266 45

What is the actual definition of intersectionality?

Keep hearing it. Doesn't make sense to me.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 06:20 PM (fceHP)

Lots of good definitions about this scam known as "intersectionality";

My own definition - it's a ploy to get other "oppressed" groups to follow your own stupid pet cause by finding any link between them, no matter how tenuous. For example, a militant vegan telling black people to stop eating meat because animal farms = slavery.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (a1WR4)

267 I have arrived!

Now to find some booze.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (haGT9)

Your priorities are seriously fucked up, dude.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (s5o+q)

268 247 I think a lot of black people are in the process of getting an education on just exactly which segment of American society is the more racist . . . and it ain't us.
Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (s5o+q)

I got that back in high school.

Lots of racist shit coming from other black kids because my father is white.

And years later, those same people who said I wasn't "black enough" for being half-white treated half-white Pharaoh Obeyme as The Living God Made Flesh.

So, yeah.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (Vevy5)

269 255 I think when it comes down to it, its just known by all blacks that Republicans are white racists, and the Republican party is all raciss and thus you cannot vote for them.

Or at least, admit to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)

Maybe, but that hasn't really been my (anecdotal) experience either.

I've just never heard a good answer as to why black (esp. men with jobs) vote D from them, themselves. And I've asked a few of my good buddies when we were drinking or whatnot, and never got anything more than a shrug in response.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (wmaTe)

270 >>"I've never met a black republican in my life."

I have known more than a few.

None ever seemed to have a problem getting a cab, either. Funny that.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (6T7P/)

271
People actually grow cotton around here. Hundreds and hundreds of acres
of evil white cotton just growing out in fields. Then they bale it up in
big oppressive bales and leave it sitting in the fields waiting to be
picked by trucks that haul evil white cotton. It's like the scariest
thing ever just to drive thru the countryside and have to see so much
cotton.

Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2017 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

I know, right? I mentioned yesterday that when we lived in Chicagoland, I planted come cotton seeds in planters on our front porch. The plants produce pretty flowers that then become cotton bolls. The neighbors gave me the stink eye after that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (PY9jH)

272 Yahoo. Country Boy. Glad you had arrived safely.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (yNyJy)

273 We don't need a huge percentage of Blacks to shift. Just 5 to 10%, and lower overall turnout is a game changer.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (cAXIk)

274 3 I'm so confused...

That's the idea. Make your enemy afraid to say or write anything that might break the ever changing, always confusing, New Rules. It's about power. Its always about power.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2017 06:59 PM (pY+s4)

275 262 I don't buy the black deplorables theory for a minute; that's just the Mexican-Americans are natural social conservatives line repackaged for a different demographic.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (Bq6b0)

I've never voted for a Demoncrat in my life.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 06:59 PM (Vevy5)

276 So Heinlein's crazy years huh? How do they end again?

The Freemasons and the Mormons lead a rebellion that ends when the New Prophet is executed.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 21, 2017 06:59 PM (fVubI)

277
"cultural appropriation" takes the cake, tho.

If this didn't convince everyone the Left is Fakes and Liars, nothing will.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 06:59 PM (ZRhlk)

278 267 I have arrived!

Now to find some booze.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (haGT9)

Your priorities are seriously fucked up, dude.
Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (s5o+q)

Depends on what he means by "I have arrived."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 06:59 PM (rb1zT)

279 The term "Intersectionality" to me is perhaps the most ludicrous and meaningless of all leftist NewSpeak words.

Sometime back in the '80s or '90s some lefties were sitting around, wondering, "We have all these victim-groups we're focusing on, but we wish we had some say to talk about them all together, to magnify their group-strength. But we can't figure out what word to use. How does black/white overlap with woman/man overlap with gay/straight?"

"Yeah, if only we could describe how these dichotomies intersect."

Long awkward silence.

"The only thing I can think up is that, well, to us, they kinda do intersect. Like, y'know, they're all oppressed 'n' stuff."

"Is there a word that means 'intersect'"?

Another awkward silence.

"How about...'interesect'"? That means 'intersect.'"

"Well, that's a verb. We need a noun."

"intersect..ion..ality???"

"THAT'S IT!!!!"

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:00 PM (DQ4Fv)

280 Booze is truly hard to find in Vegas. Hookers, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)

281
Embrace Diversity!

Nope, can't do that.

NEW RULE, Everyone!

"cultural appropriation" is not allowed.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:00 PM (ZRhlk)

282 269 Maybe, but that hasn't really been my (anecdotal) experience either.

I've just never heard a good answer as to why black (esp. men with jobs) vote D from them, themselves. And I've asked a few of my good buddies when we were drinking or whatnot, and never got anything more than a shrug in response.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (wmaTe)

My father's wife (not my mother, she's dead) tells my father that she votes D because it's whats expected of her between her family and peer groups.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 07:00 PM (Vevy5)

283 some say = some way

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:01 PM (DQ4Fv)

284 I have arrived!

Now to find some booze.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (haGT9)

Your priorities are seriously fucked up, dude.
Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (s5o+q)

Depends on what he means by "I have arrived."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 06:59 PM (rb1zT)

Excellent point.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 07:01 PM (s5o+q)

285 I've just never heard a good answer as to why black (esp. men with jobs)
vote D from them, themselves. And I've asked a few of my good buddies
when we were drinking or whatnot, and never got anything more than a
shrug in response.
===
No welfare = I gotta support my sister and her five out of wedlock kids.

Posted by: Black Man at September 21, 2017 07:01 PM (12AHt)

286 I've just never heard a good answer as to why black (esp. men with jobs) vote D from them, themselves. And I've asked a few of my good buddies when we were drinking or whatnot, and never got anything more than a shrug in response.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (wmaTe)

___

Ask this question of Asians and the answer is "Republicans are racist". Even though on paper Asians should be the most Republican demo evah (high income, emphasis on education/family, etc). Dems/Media have done an amazing job of convincing minorities that if they vote R they are voting for Hitler...LITERALLY

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2017 07:01 PM (wyNhR)

287 Blacks vote D because they think government is on their side, and by extension the Ds are for bigger government.

But the Ds are alienating regular Black folk, including with their love of Illegals and micro-minorities.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 07:01 PM (cAXIk)

288 "According to Joe Scarborough this morning, Ann and other "far, far right conservatives" want Trump to die."

Until I hear these doofii refer to the far, far left I don't care what they say about the far, far right.
Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 21, 2017 06:50 PM (nBr1j)

They're projecting again. That's what they want to happen.

It still bugs their side that JFK was killed by a commie, RFK by a Palestinian.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2017 07:01 PM (2NqXo)

289 I've never met a black republican in my life. Every logical law that passed here had plenty of black support, but they were killed by the black robes.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2017 07:01 PM (6Ll1u)

290 The best argument against Democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.

Winston nails it again!

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 07:02 PM (LuKE7)

291 280 Booze is truly hard to find in Vegas. Hookers, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)

Also hard to find a game of chance. A veritable diversion 'desert' it is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 07:02 PM (rb1zT)

292 Flash Email Traffic - Federal Target Grade Auto Match .22LR 40GR 3250rd Case $199.99 Free Delivery

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Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 07:02 PM (LTHVh)

293
The whole idea is for the Left to make us all jump through hoops while looking to them to know when and how high we can jump.

It's a big idiotic senseless pointless game of Simon Says.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:02 PM (ZRhlk)

294 Posted by: Marlee Matlin at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (BBCgR)

I saw you in 'Children of a Lesser God' last month. You were luminous. Movie is still good too.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 07:02 PM (UhU44)

295 231
zombie, remember the old leftist ploy of accusing normal people of secret homosexuality if they opposed the homo lifestyle?

The Left said, the more you protest against homos, the more homo You.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

They STILL do that.

"Only a fag like you would hate fags! You're a fag!"

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:02 PM (DQ4Fv)

296 Hikaru: "My father's wife (not my mother, she's dead) tells my father that she votes D because it's whats expected of her between her family and peer groups."

She knows it's secret ballot, right? That she can lie at will on this matter?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 21, 2017 07:03 PM (H8S+R)

297 Let me tell you about my experiences.

Posted by: cankles at September 21, 2017 07:03 PM (12Vsr)

298 "129 The groups keep making themselves smaller and smaller. Maybe they'll disappear."

Isn't it ironic that as the left identifies ever finer oppressed groups they approach the conservative ideal of the individual as the measure of worth?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 07:03 PM (398bZ)

299 In many parts of the country, including the NE and many cities, the Rs have a branding problem because of Country Club and Not Our Kind Dear.

This can change and quickly.

But who could we get to lead the R party who understands branding????

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 07:03 PM (cAXIk)

300 The genius of the left has been to keep every group in perpetual outrage mode, even when the outrage of one group directly conflicts with the outrage of another group. Not sure how they do it, but they do it year after year after year.

Posted by: #neverskankles

You joking me? People tend to self pity.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 07:04 PM (/qEW2)

301 174 The welfare state trumps all other considerations....If the Dems made sucking cock a mandatory plank of the platform, Al Sharpton would be telling folks how good dick tastes within 48 hours.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 06:43 PM (Bq6b0)
----------------------------------
Yep.
And by "welfare state" we don't just mean freebies for the "poor," but jobs for the bureaucrats and, above all else, graft for the 'leaders.'

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2017 07:04 PM (0jtPF)

302 281
NEW RULE, Everyone!

"cultural appropriation" is not allowed.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:00 PM (ZRhlk)

That will wreak havoc on the restaurant industry.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

303 10 years from now if you whistle Dixie around a black man you will lynched on the spot.

Posted by: Glenn John at September 21, 2017 07:04 PM (LilNs)

304 Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2017 07:01 PM (2NqXo)

And McKinnley by an Antifa.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 07:04 PM (LuKE7)

305 I have a co-worker (white, though) who is a lifelong D, but is rapidly becoming red-pilled because he can't stand all the SJW stuff.

But when I ask him if he's ready to stop voting for the party that pushes all of it, he says he can't go that far, because he just can't bring himself to vote for a Republican.

When I asked him why, he said "Because Rich People!"

I told him that most Billionaires are actually Democrats.

I also told him that he doesn't have to vote Republican (because they don't really stand for anything anyway anymore), he can just sit it out.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 07:04 PM (Vevy5)

306 "But who could we get to lead the R party who understands branding????"
-Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 07:03 PM (cAXIk)

Cattlemen?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 21, 2017 07:04 PM (Ckg4U)

307 I met a few black Republicans in Houston; more in the Gulf Coast, where a lot of blacks knew Ron Paul personally. As in, Dr Ron Paul brought them into this world alive.

Also conservative Democrats (lots of those) who would consider voting Republican if it weren't for the Bush clan.

Unfortunately King Barky I came along and whatever inroads the Republicans were making there, that was all gone.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 07:05 PM (6FqZa)

308 Oh man - am I going to be banned for that lynching comment?

Posted by: Glenn John at September 21, 2017 07:05 PM (LilNs)

309 296 She knows it's secret ballot, right? That she can lie at will on this matter?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 21, 2017 07:03 PM (H8S+R)

Not only that, but she used to be a Muslim. Lying should be second nature to her.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 07:05 PM (Vevy5)

310 So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 21, 2017 07:06 PM (m9X4Y)

311 278 267 I have arrived!

Now to find some booze.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 06:57 PM (haGT9)

Your priorities are seriously fucked up, dude.
Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 06:58 PM (s5o+q)

He made need to get started on those beer goggles.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 07:06 PM (UhU44)

312 I identify as the scent of a freshly sliced lemon wedge.

Wait.

Nope. I identify as an oak table leg.

Now I'm identifying as a past participle.

It changes every few seconds. Isn't this fun?

Ask me about my preferred pronouns!

Go ahead, ask!

Posted by: Sam Adams at September 21, 2017 07:06 PM (DbadI)

313 310 So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 21, 2017 07:06 PM (m9X4Y)

Margaret Sanger, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (Vevy5)

314 310 So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 21, 2017 07:06 PM (m9X4Y)

Sounds right.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (rb1zT)

315 You know what all this means? Donald Trump will be re-elected with a majority of the popular vote.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (dZ756)

316 So, given the headline, Obama is not half white?

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (oBuXO)

317 So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 21, 2017 07:06 PM (m9X4Y)

Wait, what?

This is more "intersectionality," isn't it?

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (s5o+q)

318 275 - And your experience in no way gainsays the polling returns, which have reported overwhelming support for Dems among blacks; not a majority, not a supermajority, but 85 percent plus. I'm not saying no black person ever votes GOP; I'm saying that blacks leaving the Dems in significant numbers is a pipe dream.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (Bq6b0)

319 310 So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 21, 2017 07:06 PM (m9X4Y)

Fuck no! That cuts into our profit margins!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at September 21, 2017 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

320 Margaret Sanger, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (Vevy5)

*doffs cap, surrenders the field*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 07:08 PM (rb1zT)

321 310 So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 21, 2017 07:06 PM (m9X4Y)

*ponders*

Posted by: Zombie Margaret Sanger at September 21, 2017 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

322 I can foresee these people actually cutting off limbs with power tools to get themselves into one MORE victim group to win Victimization Bingo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

323 I'm still gobsmacked over the Valerie Flame Jew hate escapade from a few threads down. Wow.

Posted by: josephistan at September 21, 2017 07:08 PM (ANIFC)

324 >>So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies.

>Do I have that right?

The Science is settled, dude.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (6T7P/)

325 And your experience in no way gainsays the polling returns, which have reported overwhelming support for Dems among blacks; not a majority, not a supermajority, but 85 percent plus. I'm not saying no black person ever votes GOP; I'm saying that blacks leaving the Dems in significant numbers is a pipe dream.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (Bq6b0)

And the Solid South will vote Democrat forever, too.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (s5o+q)

326 I identify as Blaine Gabbert's misshapen shadow!

I identify as Pi(R)squared!

I identify as a hummed version of the melody, "Muskrat Love!"

Don't dare call me crazy!

Ask me about my preferred pronouns!

Go ahead, ask!

Posted by: Sam Adams at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (DbadI)

327 318 275 - And your experience in no way gainsays the polling returns, which have reported overwhelming support for Dems among blacks; not a majority, not a supermajority, but 85 percent plus. I'm not saying no black person ever votes GOP; I'm saying that blacks leaving the Dems in significant numbers is a pipe dream.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 07:07 PM (Bq6b0)

I don't know about that, though. Most of my black friends know I'm a Republican, and they would never describe me as racist. I don't think that's a driver of the voting patterns, and I don't think that it's impossible to win a decent amount of the black vote.

It will take time though. And maybe some effort. Every election I keep hoping to see the numbers break more R, but they never seem to.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (wmaTe)

328 129 - Meremortal

Arthur Brown, crazy world of, "Fire"

Whatta I win?

Mcgyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (iI97c)

329 Skandia Recluse: "So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies."

I suggest you not try to do their math and simply point and laugh at their gobbledygook. The more mockingly, the better.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 21, 2017 07:10 PM (H8S+R)

330
You know what this is, too?

First-World Bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:10 PM (ZRhlk)

331 You're far and away the funniest writer on the Internet. More please.

Posted by: Zon Toro at September 21, 2017 07:10 PM (V0pGL)

332 I see this going over well in the black community.

More, please.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 07:10 PM (nILVB)

333 "You know what all this means? Donald Trump will be re-elected with a majority of the popular vote."

Yep. He started as a Plurality President.

But all the BS will harden his core support and ensure their turnout. The Ds have nothing and are alienating so many.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 07:10 PM (cAXIk)

334 275 - For example, whatever one thinks of W.'s presidency, he was well regarded as a governor - even among Dems to a significant extent. When he ran for president, out came the "if you elect this cracker, you'll count yourself lucky if you only shate the fate of James Byrd."

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 07:10 PM (Bq6b0)

335
When a civilization turns to this kind of crap, it's over.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (ZRhlk)

336 The Intersectional Hierarchy

white vs. black ---> Black
man vs. woman ---> Woman
gay vs. straight ---> Gay
cisgendered vs. transsexual ---> Transsexual
citizen vs. immigrant ---> Immigrant
legal immigrant vs. illegal Alien ---> Illegal Alien
employed vs. unemployed ---> Unemployed
religious vs. atheist ---> Atheist
able vs. disabled ---> Disabled
vanilla vs. freaky ---> Freaky
one gender vs. gender-fuid ---> Gender-fluid
Christian vs. Muslim ---> Muslim
happy vs. depressed ---> Depressed
sane vs. insane ---> Insane
etc.

"Intersectionality" is defined as "All the stuff in the right-hand column. We had to invent a new word for it because half the stuff contradicts the other half, and they had nothing all in common."

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (DQ4Fv)

337
We peaked.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (ZRhlk)

338 Getcher popcorn ready because Aaron Hernandez's family is about to sue Goodell's NFL.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (6FqZa)

339 Remember, it was Dem (and probably actually racist) LBJ who said upon signing the Great Society legislation, that "We'll be having those n*****rs voting D for the next two hundred years."

Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (gEvQ8)

340
Sober vs Drug Addled ----> Drug Addled

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:12 PM (ZRhlk)

341 I'm still gobsmacked over the Valerie Flame Jew hate escapade from a few threads down. Wow.
Posted by: josephistan

====

Frau Plame ist mein Lieblings Schweine !

Posted by: loitering hitler at September 21, 2017 07:12 PM (QC/4S)

342 299 In many parts of the country, including the NE and many cities, the Rs have a branding problem because of Country Club and Not Our Kind Dear.

This can change and quickly.

But who could we get to lead the R party who understands branding????
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 07:03 PM (cAXIk)

Another propaganda trick. Military veterans ( at least it used to be) largely lean right and they are no country clubbers. The Republican base is mostly middle class , not country clubbers.

I don't think its branding. It's standing up and fighting against the lies. Conservative voters default to staying silent ( hence the silent majority) . That is what has to change.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 07:12 PM (LuKE7)

343 I don't think it is a pipe dream- people are people and history is full of people doing one thing for a while, then changing their minds.

The thing is that this is not even a self-interest thing, but rather a cultural thing. If you can break the cultural lock, then people are just people and will do whatever they please.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 07:12 PM (rb1zT)

344
Taxpayer vs College Student ----> College Student

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:12 PM (ZRhlk)

345 "Every election I keep hoping to see the numbers break more R, but they never seem to."

Trump got more Black votes than Romney, and turnout was down.

I'm looking for 5 to 10% more and lower turnout, because the Ds suck and won't get people off their ass.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 07:13 PM (cAXIk)

346 325 - Can you marshall any evidence other than the possibility of change?

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 07:13 PM (Bq6b0)

347
USA vs Any Other Nation ----> Any Other Nation

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:13 PM (ZRhlk)

348 So we all have to be gay now? I knew it would come to this.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 07:13 PM (SC9so)

349 344
Taxpayer vs College Student ----> College Student
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

Ah, good one.

Even better yet:

taxpayer vs. welfare recipient ---> Welfare Recipient

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (DQ4Fv)

350
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (ZRhlk)

351 Don't dare call me crazy!
Ask me about my preferred pronouns!
Go ahead, ask!
Posted by: Sam Adams at September 21, 2017 07:09 PM (DbadI)

Ummmmm..Ok. What are your preferred pronouns?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (5VlCp)

352 Back to identifying as straight, white and male.

Guess that makes me a Nazi.

*sigh*

Posted by: Sam Adams at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (DbadI)

353 Getcher popcorn ready because Aaron Hernandez's family is about to sue Goodell's NFL.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (6FqZa)

Any way for both of them to lose bigly?

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (s5o+q)

354 336 "Intersectionality" is defined as "All the stuff in the right-hand column. We had to invent a new word for it because half the stuff contradicts the other half, and they had nothing all in common."
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (DQ4Fv)

Really, you can simplify this to 3 simple words.

Muslim Uber Alles.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (Vevy5)

355 While it's true that black people vote overwhelmingly Democrat, their numbers are greatly inflated by vote fraud in the Democrat-controlled cities. Not to mention illegal aliens voting.

Exposing and eliminating vote fraud is crucial if we are to keep our country.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

356 348 So we all have to be gay now? I knew it would come to this.
----

Me too.

Posted by: Bob Hope at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (nILVB)

357 As someone who was in the Balkans and in Mozambique after their internecine wars, I can only say to the pasty-faced, man-bun wearing innocents, have all kinds of fun in the Hell you are creating. We'll see how it turns out for ya.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at September 21, 2017 07:14 PM (TKmA0)

358 343 - Yeah, cause if there's one thing the GOP has proved adept at it is changing the culture.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (Bq6b0)

359 "Another propaganda trick. Military veterans ( at least it used to be) largely lean right and they are no country clubbers. The Republican base is mostly middle class , not country clubbers. "

Not true in the NE and in cities, which is what I said.

And it is an historical legacy thing because of brand. It's why white ethnics like the Irish and Italians still often vote D.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (cAXIk)

360 Did your Pony Tail come attached to a Buttplug and with a matching Messenger Bag?

*...asking for a blogger friend.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 06:46 PM (6T7P/)

Ugh... you are tempting me to think of you as a troll ... but I won't respond in kind. I had a really good riposte, but no. I refuse to cast you as a troll. Just watch your step.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (/qEW2)

361 noodluM the innocent corgis

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (mJ8mX)

362 Yeah, cause if there's one thing the GOP has proved adept at it is changing the culture.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (Bq6b0)

The culture will change and the GOP will be among the roadkill along the way.

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (s5o+q)

363 Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 07:15 PM (cAXIk)

Are most Republicans in the NE country clubbers? Are you?

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 07:16 PM (LuKE7)

364
taxpayer vs. welfare recipient ---> Welfare Recipient

!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2017 07:17 PM (ZRhlk)

365 347
USA vs Any Other Nation ----> Any Other Nation
Posted by: Soothsayer

Nice!

The whole reason they come up ith "Intersectionality" is they realized the whole system broke down is you starting having duels between the "winners" of each dichotomy.

So, for example, if they were forced to choose

woman vs. illegal immigrant

or

black vs. atheist

not only would it not make sense, but then they'd start to create resentment amongst the quarter-finalists and semi-finalist who didn't win the whole Victim Championship.

"Instersectionality", therefore, is leftist code for "Everyone gets a trophy in the the Victimhood Game."

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:17 PM (DQ4Fv)

366 350
nood
Posted by: Soothsayer

Sigh. Willowed again.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

367 Half of all people are below average.
----------------------------
Er, no.
Even if you're talking about a median, that is sometimes untrue --- and it's usually untrue with a mean or mode.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2017 07:18 PM (0jtPF)

368 This is a great idea for the aggressively gay community to start harping about; most black guys I know are just GREAT BIG FANS of the gays and this won't make them face punchy at all.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 21, 2017 07:19 PM (tRd71)

369 That Shaft is one bad brutha from anutha mutha...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 07:19 PM (IqV8l)

370 Shut yo mouth!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2017 07:20 PM (mJ8mX)

371 Alright folks, I think my BAC is at .15, so we'll have to resume our war of words later. Cheers!

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 07:21 PM (Bq6b0)

372 The problem is very simple. The achievement pie is infinite. The victim pie, on the other hand, diminishes whenever anyone claims a slice.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 21, 2017 07:21 PM (l9m7l)

373 "I think my BAC is at .15"

Piker

Posted by: Hillary **hic** at September 21, 2017 07:22 PM (cAXIk)

374 372 The problem is very simple. The achievement pie is infinite. The victim pie, on the other hand, diminishes whenever anyone claims a slice.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

MMMMmmmmm...pie.

Also: Brilliant insight!

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:22 PM (DQ4Fv)

375 7 By the way, a lot of men want to have sex with lesbians. We call these
odd creatures "straight men." Sometimes they betray their own depraved
sexual impulses by accidentally posting Busty Lesbian Porn links on
their blogs.

That could never happen at the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 06:11 PM (PY9jH)

( *snort* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 07:26 PM (zDhXZ)

376 "Intersectionality" is defined as "All the stuff in the right-hand column. We had to invent a new word for it because half the stuff contradicts the other half, and they had nothing all in common."
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2017 07:11 PM (DQ4Fv)

OK fine, but then you need to erase the left hand side, move the right hand side to the left, and start the second round. Pretend you're filling out your NCAA basketball bracket.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 07:30 PM (zDhXZ)

377 I'm assuming I'm already too late to become an acknowledged expert on this subject and secure a tenured position to teach it

Posted by: Greg61 at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (W777x)

378 For all of you folks wondering why people vote the way that they do--the answer is politics is downstream from culture. Culture determines the worldview and the politics of a society then is a reflection of whatever cultures exist in it at that particular time.

There is a reason that the relatively homogeneous U.S. society of the 1950's is viewed as evil by the left.

We are heading for a massive reset folks, hopefully it will only be a political realignment, not something worse.

Posted by: whig at September 21, 2017 07:31 PM (kLViC)

379 310 So, correct me if I misunderstand, but we want more black men having sex with other black men instead of having sex with black women and making more black babies.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse

The New Rules do not adhere to logic. Racist!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2017 07:37 PM (pY+s4)

380

Melissa Hairy-Paris unavailable for comment.

Melting be hard, yall ...

Posted by: Yeeeeeaaarrrrggghhhhh at September 21, 2017 07:37 PM (FlRtG)

381 I think I've figured it out.

Apparently those who are not like them (pick any one of these groups) are therefore oppressors of them.

You automatically become an oppressor simply by not being whatever they are (black, trans, gay - whatever).

Posted by: Alana at September 21, 2017 07:42 PM (KAs64)

382 Straight black me are the "white people" of African Americans. Well that settles it--it's going to be bi-guys for me from now on. I ain't settlin' for no needle dick white guy. Even if he is black.

Posted by: Bessie Sue Mattressback at September 21, 2017 07:50 PM (Sda6L)

383 Muslims are the top of the marxist hierarchy. They have been granted this special treatment because they act as the tip of the spear against western civilization which, to the marxists, represents the ultimate evil. They've filled the void left after the demise of the USSR.

And so the marxists do their best to stay silent when gays are murdered and women are treated like property. And constantly fret about the spectre of "Islamophobia" in the wake of terrorism. They cannot allow their most useful weapon to become blunted.

Posted by: Sjg at September 21, 2017 07:51 PM (gDSJf)

384 Perverts, Racists and Libtards.
Fuck them all.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 21, 2017 08:07 PM (QMwOT)

385 Let the fags boink each other all they want.
Just no recruiting and no adopting children.
They'll be gone in a generation.

They say they are born homosexual....
Well let's do the experiment.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 21, 2017 08:10 PM (QMwOT)

386 Intersectionality - The persona you assume while waiting for the red light to turn green.

Posted by: Corona at September 21, 2017 08:14 PM (zIb93)

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