Jimmy Kimmel Threatens to "Pound" Brian Kilmeade; Amazingly, Brian Stetler and Sopran Deb, Who Routinely Decry Threats Against the Media, Claim That Kimmel Meant <i>Give "Fist Bumps" to Kilmeade</i>

Jimmy Kimmel Threatens to "Pound" Brian Kilmeade; Amazingly, Brian Stetler and Sopran Deb, Who Routinely Decry Threats Against the Media, Claim That Kimmel Meant Give "Fist Bumps" to Kilmeade

If your political tactic is always accusing your opponents of threatening the media, but a fellow left-liberal propagandist threatens a member of the media, what do you do?

Follow your claimed rule and criticize him?

Hell no -- claim that you believe that a threat to "pound" someone the next time he's encountered is instead a promise to give him Obama-style "fist bumps."

"I don't get anything out of this, Brian, you phony little creep. Oh, I'll pound you when I see you," Kimmel threatened.

To which alleged media critic Brian Stetler and alleged reporter Sopran Deb responded:

If you watch the video, I believe Kimmel meant "pound" as mocking Kilmeade for offering fist bumps in person. https://t.co/g3hZqtm09O
— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) September 21, 2017

I interpreted it the same way you did
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) September 21, 2017

Jimmy Kimmel probably thinks he's a tough guy. He did take some boxing lessons -- that's where he met future partner Adam Carolla. Adam Carolla was a boxing coach, and coached Kimmel.

So... a guy who's taken boxing lessons threatens to "pound" someone he clearly hates and this means, according to these sissy liars, "offer fist-bumps to"?

Well here's a question. Apropos of nothing, I'm taking martial arts lessons.

If I say that if I ever encounter these two lisping sissies in real life I'll "pound" them, do they assume I mean "give them fist bumps," or do they report me to the Twitter Social Justice Warrior Safety Council?

Posted by: Ace at 12:25 PM

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1 Woke 'wok!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (fA1SL)

2 Ho Li Phuc! My first first!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:26 PM (fA1SL)

3 Yeah, the first sentence is antagonistic. Logic suggests the next would be also, unless obviously not (or a joke).

These people.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (u0s1P)

4 I had figured he meant pound as in PYITA-prison pound.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (7n4KQ)

5 Words... how do they work.
Congrats Palp!

Posted by: IP at September 21, 2017 12:27 PM (UmSfZ)

6 Apropos of nothing, I'm taking martial arts lessons.

Are you fast as lightning?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (u0s1P)

7 They can kick each other's arses, for all I care. Both of them suck.

I liked Kimmel better when he was fat, chugging beer, and giving us women on trampolines to ogle.

Posted by: Ignignokt at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (26gNB)

8
Li'l Jimmie Kimmel pounded Sarah Silverman.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (pNxlR)

9 * burns rams to Tengri, heaps tendys on Kek altar, in gratitude for this great moment *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (fA1SL)

10 Kimmel is a shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (mpXpK)

11 What they were all thinking about did involve fists . . .

In a way.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (GckyN)

12 I wouldn't mind a good fisting!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 21, 2017 12:29 PM (6qhvI)

13 My favorite part is when Kibble says Kilmeade wants to be in with the Hollywood "elite" and no one wants him... So Mean girl!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 12:29 PM (O2RFr)

14 Maybe he was assuming Brian would be holding his ankles, and that he would promise to take advantage of the situation.

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 21, 2017 12:29 PM (4S7hN)

15 Bring it, crybaby.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

16 If I say that if I ever encounter these two lisping sissies in real life I'll "pound" them, do they assume I mean "give them fist bumps,"

That's how I interpreted it,ace.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 12:30 PM (rmVvL)

17 How pound will you?

- Ed McMahon

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:30 PM (Nwg0u)

18 Kilmeade needs to say "I'll be your huckleberry, Jimmy."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 21, 2017 12:30 PM (hLRSq)

19 12 I wouldn't mind a good fisting!
Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 21, 2017 12:29 PM (6qhvI)
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Come to Papa!

Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2017 12:30 PM (6j3Th)

20 Again the alleged reason Kimmel is so passionate is he says that poor kids have no healthcare coverage. I guess he has never heard of CHIP or the multiple other programs for poor kids that existed long before Obamacare.

I'd like to pound Kimmel if I ever had the chance but he would call the cops or have his bodyguards intervene.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (N7KlP)

21 Ace, you're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!

Posted by: Mickey at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (6qhvI)

22 Just don't fuck the chicken!

Posted by: Mickey at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (6qhvI)

23 Clearly he meant fist bump. Seriously...Have you never seen two guys standing on the street fist bumping over and over again? Haven't you ended a conversation with "hey bro, nice chatting with you; next time I see you I'll pound you."

The context is soooo obvious.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (sk3Uw)

24 "I'll have my security detail go all Prophet Muhammad on you", he means.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (XMDuf)

25 I'd like to rip these idiots' intestines out through their throats, and by that I mean buy them a beer, obviously.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

26 Us suffer bad! We want Thunderdome!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:32 PM (fA1SL)

27 If I ever meet Kimmel and his kid with the heart born on the outside, I'll pound them both.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at September 21, 2017 12:32 PM (sk3Uw)

28 Violence in defense of progressivism is no vice.

- Progtards Everywhere

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)

29 *shakes head despairingly*

Posted by: The Man Show at September 21, 2017 12:32 PM (6qhvI)

30 >>>>They can kick each other's arses, for all I care. Both of them suck.

I liked Kimmel better when he was fat, chugging beer, and giving us women on trampolines to ogle.
.
.
.Me too, success jacked up his head.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 21, 2017 12:32 PM (+Dllb)

31 The only thing Jimmy has ever pounded in is life is. . . . ?

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 21, 2017 12:32 PM (/9uFC)

32 That guy used to be pretty funny

Posted by: Ben Stein at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (6qhvI)

33
Who run 'Tarder Town?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (pNxlR)

34 Later on Kimmel-Span, Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen makes a statement on the economy after leaving target interest rates unchanged. She then fields questions from reporters afterwards and will arm-wrestle Mr. Kimmel for an additional raise in the Prime Rate.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (Ndje9)

35 Apropos of nothing, I'm taking martial arts lessons.

*

Ace is Sean Hannity is Ace.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (WLK0w)

36 I just assumed he meant pound in a sexual way.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (7ZVPa)

37 I interpret that to mean a hand job. A vigorous hand job.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (2Mnv1)

38 We really have a fat slob comic as the authority on healthcare that the media thinks we need to answer to?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

39 Kimmel and Stern have turned into lefty pussy butt buddies. I can't listen to either anymore.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (N7KlP)

40 9 * burns rams to Tengri, heaps tendys on Kek altar, in gratitude for this great moment *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (fA1SL)

Doesn't one have to piss on their mother's bed and show her who's boss in order to get Tendies?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 12:33 PM (XMDuf)

41
We've become a country populated by immature, panty waist douche nozzles,

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2017 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

42 Is Sopran Deb some kind of Star Trek name?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 12:34 PM (IqV8l)

43 Li'l Jimmie Kimmel pounded Sarah Silverman.

-
Whoa. Neither could I.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:34 PM (Nwg0u)

44 Back in the day gym coach would have said, put gloves on those two boys, form a circle, and let them work it out.

Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 12:34 PM (sRQh6)

45 40
That is true, but only on alternate Tuesdays.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (fA1SL)

46 Jimmy Kimmel is one of many, many people in this country who need to spend the rest of their lives eating meals through a straw, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (X6fMO)

47 I just assumed he meant pound in a sexual way.

I guarantee that's how Stelter views everything.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (oVJmc)

48 The only thing Jimmy has ever pounded in is life is. . . . ?
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 21, 2017 12:32 PM (/9uFC)

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His wife.... then Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

49 Sooo, slapfight?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (tRaq7)

50 I like the part of the movie where Lex Steele pounds Kimmel's hymen.

Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (Bdeb0)

51 Kilmeade is a jock. I'm betting on him.

(Why did f'n Spellcheck try 3 times to convert "Kilmeade" into "lol Meade"?)

We are Spellcheck! Working 24/7 to make sure you look illiterate!

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (ZXJxj)

52 If I was as doughy as Kimmel, I wouldn't be making threats.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (ZLlh9)

53 How idiotic is Kimmel? I took it as he would give Kilmeade is good trashing.

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2017 12:35 PM (a0IVu)

54 Who is Brian Kilmeade? Hell, who are ANY of the losers mentioned in this article?

Giv-a-Fuk-o-Meter utterly unmoved.

Posted by: Cleophus James at September 21, 2017 12:36 PM (UlIo9)

55 Style Guide amendment: "Brian Stetler, unusually bald lesbian"

So moved.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 21, 2017 12:36 PM (HtLSE)

56 Would these same people come to Trumps' defense if he'd have said such a thing about pounding someone?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 21, 2017 12:36 PM (7m3t8)

57 I liked Kimmel when he did the Man Show with Carolla.

Not so much now.

He's a skooch douchy now a days.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2017 12:36 PM (WLK0w)

58 The only thing Jimmy was ever suited for was being Ben Stein's bitch.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 12:36 PM (XMDuf)

59
42 Is Sopran Deb some kind of Star Trek name?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 12:34 PM (IqV8l)

Sounds more like another fey Star Wars character to me - perhaps an "assassin".

You know Star Wars, AKA it's Death Stars all the way down?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

60 Brian Stetler is just weird and creepy...as a woman I would not want him anywhere near me.

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2017 12:37 PM (a0IVu)

61 Lamest. Civil War. Ever.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2017 12:37 PM (xjiRE)

62 Pretty sure I can get Kimmel in my boat the next time he is out here...

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:37 PM (nPzvp)

63
Kimmels new name is "Sockit Man".

It'll be yuuuge. Great. The Greatest ever, believe me.

Posted by: Trump at September 21, 2017 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

64 Take up MMA Ace. So you can say you'll "mount" them.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 21, 2017 12:38 PM (7E6dB)

65 61. Yeah.....but give it time. This looks to be one of those six-hour art house flicks we're in.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:38 PM (fA1SL)

66 *emerges from cave*

WhoTF are these people?!

*wanders back into cave*

*emplaces claymores on the cave lawn*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2017 12:39 PM (p+Wdc)

67 Kimmel was married to Silverman?!

I did not know that.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 12:39 PM (Enq6K)

68 so a day ending in Y for the left and its rules for thee but not for me hypocrisy

Posted by: Bored383 at September 21, 2017 12:39 PM (70HTk)

69 Brian Stetler is just weird and creepy...as a woman I would not want him anywhere near me.

No problem. Girls have cooties anyway!

At least that's what Mommy told me when I couldn't get a date to the prom.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 21, 2017 12:39 PM (6qhvI)

70 Kilmeade is pretty athletic and fit. I'd love to see him pound Kimmel into the pavement.

And Thumb Face Stelter. I'll bet he strains himself reaching for the ice cream in his freezer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)

71 Fake tough guy. I'd almost put money on Kilmeade mopping the floor with this douchenozzle.

Posted by: General Douglas Haig at September 21, 2017 12:39 PM (crgB4)

72 Jimmy Kimmel...wth has happened to you?!

I watched his first show & kept going. He was not into all this political sh*t. In fact, when Obamacare was gonna pass they did this funny bit on all the free stuff it gave away...and he said...pay attention to what you dumbasses are gonna be paying for. Paraphrase. Basically saying it was a stupid deal.

Fast forward, and now he is advocating Obamacare. Carolla has been doing the Free Speech battle. Jimmy has switched sides it appears. Radically. Onviously, don't watch him anymore...but dropping his show happened a long time ago. I think it was when he got close to Howard Stern I saw him begin to change. It has been a very drastic change.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:39 PM (UhU44)

73 *sigh* I miss duels...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM (tRaq7)

74 so a day ending in Y for the left and its rules for thee but not for me hypocrisy

Exactly.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM (na0uG)

75 Kilmeade: "I'll offer you a fistbump"
Kimmel: "THE ONLY THING MY FISTS WILL BE OUT FOR IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WARGHARBL"
Press: "Oh, he was just 'mocking'. Such a kidder."

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM (HtLSE)

76 Kimmel's desperate to claw back some audience from Colbert.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

77 Careful, Ewoks always go for the Side Mount.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM (nPzvp)

78 *emplaces claymores on the cave lawn*

You haven't cut me in weeks!

Posted by: Cave Lawn at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM (6qhvI)

79
Dimmy is just upset that his kids, not the ones he walked on out for Sarah Silverman, the ones he has with wife, whatever number she is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM (493sH)

80 That stubby little shit probably meant to say, Pound Him In The Ass.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM (mcI77)

81 he probably meant hashtag him

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2017 12:41 PM (PNcou)

82 Sopan and Brian,
I barely knew ye.

Posted by: Sense of Shame at September 21, 2017 12:41 PM (wW03z)

83 Kilmeade - probably Irish.
Gives him +3 in melee when he uses Whiskey of Strengthening.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:41 PM (fA1SL)

84 Does this pounding pass the "Kimmel test?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 12:41 PM (IqV8l)

85 Kimmel's desperate to claw back some audience from Colbert.

Another loser.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 12:41 PM (na0uG)

86 Do people still watch Late Night TV? Honestly, I haven't watched it in probably 15 years.

Posted by: no good deed at September 21, 2017 12:41 PM (eIQHF)

87 **Onviously, I meant Obviously, in Post 72

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (UhU44)

88 So is this like a 'I'll meet you in the thunderdome' challenge?

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (a0IVu)

89 The only place I've ever heard of Sopan Deb is here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (PY9jH)

90 86 Do people still watch Late Night TV? Honestly, I haven't watched it in probably 15 years.

Probably because you have a job you have to go to the next morning....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (O2RFr)

91 Clown show.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (NWiLs)

92 I'd love it if Adam Carolla would call out Jimmy Kimmel, but that will never happen.

Kimmel using his sick son to make a case for ObamCare is beyond stupid. As if before 2008 a guy worth $100 million couldn't get treatment for his sick son.

Posted by: Maritime at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (G/kZc)

93 Maybe he meant, "The next time we meet up, I'll bake a pound cake for you". I think it's rather sweet.

Posted by: Sopan Deb at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (/qEW2)

94 86 I think most people stream it at some other time or watch Youtube clips.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (rmVvL)

95
Nothing screams "surfeit of testosterone" like the CNN stable of journos.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (pNxlR)

96 Do people still watch Late Night TV? Honestly, I haven't watched it in probably 15 years.
Posted by: no good deed at September 21, 2017 12:41 PM (eIQHF)

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All I know is this country went to hell in a handbasket once they took Carson off the air.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (8XRCm)

97 scoff, no idea what the kid has to do with kimmel being an asshole.

Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:43 PM (FKrah)

98 Onviously, I meant Obviously, in Post 72

Obviously

Posted by: Onviously at September 21, 2017 12:43 PM (6qhvI)

99 86
Do people still watch Late Night TV? Honestly, I haven't watched it in probably 15 years.

Posted by: no good deed at September 21, 2017 12:41 PM (eIQHF)
My boss does...he is a big time liberal so he loves Kimmel and all the other hollywood twats.

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2017 12:43 PM (a0IVu)

100 If you watch the video, I believe Kimmel meant "pound" as mocking Kilmeade for offering fist bumps in person.

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Which might make sense if that behavior was common knowledge. If Kilmeade was somehow famous for it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2017 12:43 PM (PNcou)

101 I also want to dig into Kimmel's torso and remove his liver with a rusty post-hole shovel, by which I mean greet him effusively, obviously.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

102 I'm a working schlep, I haven't seen midnight during the week in 25 years.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2017 12:43 PM (WLK0w)

103 kimmel is in that middle group that can't afford Obamacares huge rates and Medicaid or reg insurance?

Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:44 PM (FKrah)

104 Jimmy Kimmel...wth has happened to you?!
It's a vicious cycle, leftism is. Establish lies, make you miserable, then offer sweet sweet lefty utopianism as the cure for what ails you. Works right up until the point at which it suffers reversal, *then intensifies*. Dr. Hornby's magic elixir isn't working? DRINK MORE AND COME TO MORE DR. HORNBY SEMINARS.

A long period of that, and the misery would sap the joy out of anyone - while convincing them it's somebody else's fault.

A whole political movement of Munchhausen Syndrome.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 21, 2017 12:44 PM (HtLSE)

105
He meant Paula Poundstone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2017 12:44 PM (mbhDw)

106 Congrats to Jimmy Fallon on being the #1 late night host by defualt

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 12:44 PM (FZYNt)

107 So you can say you'll "mount" them.
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What about me?!?! Won't anyone mount me???

Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2017 12:45 PM (6j3Th)

108 We have friends whose Obamacare costs more than their mortgages.

So, Jimmy. You're struggling to pay for your kid's care?

Give me a damned break, tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 12:45 PM (PY9jH)

109 104. TL; DR - heroin to kick a morphine habit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:45 PM (fA1SL)

110 All I know is this country went to hell in a handbasket once they took Carson off the air.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2017 12:42 PM (8XRCm)

TV hasn't been the same since Jack Paar got shitcanned.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2017 12:45 PM (X6fMO)

111 Anybody who has banged or would bang Sarah Silverman need to be put to death. You know, for the children.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:45 PM (Nwg0u)

112 Kimmel's a healthcare expert that's never heard of EMTALA.

Or charity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

113 This looks to be one of those six-hour art house flicks we're in.

Can I sneak out to the German Expressionist festival in the next projection room and sneak back in before it ends?

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 21, 2017 12:46 PM (HtLSE)

114 anyway Kimmel is a jerk, docs in America (YET) don't just let kids die that can be saved.
Kimmel we'll have to wait another year or two for that.
Old people are first on the list..
and Kimmel did you ever think what your fellow travelers would have done to your kid if they had known of your kids issue?
think sarah palins kid...
yeah

Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:46 PM (FKrah)

115 Can I start challenging these chest less telephone tough guys to a fan fight? I would gladly give Jungle Jimmy Kimmell a way overdue corrective punch in his dick sucking mouth

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 21, 2017 12:46 PM (7dV5D)

116

Does Kimmel starve himself now? He's considerably skinnier than he was on "The Man Show" with Carolla

Posted by: Sphynx at September 21, 2017 12:46 PM (OZmbA)

117 113
Fritz Lang, baby!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 12:46 PM (fA1SL)

118 Having cut the cable many years ago, my life is fuller for not really knowing any of these people, nor caring about their feelings.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (7ZVPa)

119 I'm old. I do pistol/shotgun/rifle training.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (xJa6I)

120 jane doe, our family is one of them. so we can't afford and then we get penalized for it on top of it.

so Kimmel go eat insomniacs bag of dicks

Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (FKrah)

121 I wonder if Kimmel knows who Charlie Gard was.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (oVJmc)

122 Do people still watch Late Night TV?

Only by accident. Fell asleep w/TV on; multitasking & not paying attention; channel surfing...stuff like that. If anything good happens, I can always see on-line if I care to.

I realized I've slowly drifted away from new TV & new movies. Not purposely, it just happened. It's like my brain made the decision for me, b/c I didn't intend to lose interest.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (UhU44)

123 Nothing screams "surfeit of testosterone" like the CNN stable of journos.

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Donkey Brains Ranch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (Nwg0u)

124 .>>111 Anybody who has banged or would bang Sarah Silverman need to be put to death. You know, for the children.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Pretty sure Sarah already put her children to death (while in the womb)

Posted by: Sphynx at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (OZmbA)

125 I made the Kimmel run with one punch to the snot locker.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 21, 2017 12:48 PM (hLRSq)

126 They seriously have no shame and don't hide their narrative at all.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2017 12:48 PM (xttKs)

127 Kimmel needs to be harvested and turned over to Chuck Testa.

Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 12:48 PM (Bdeb0)

128 I'm old. I do pistol/shotgun/rifle training.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (xJa6I)

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This.

I could probably still handle myself adequately..... but at my age..... why???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2017 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

129 I was listening to a Carolla and Dr. Drew podcast, and Dr Drew is left-leaning, but even he was saying how absurd it was this idea that doctors were letting people die before ObamaCAre.

He didn't call Kimmell out specifically but that's exactly what Kimmel is charging.

Posted by: Maritime at September 21, 2017 12:49 PM (G/kZc)

130 120 jane doe, our family is one of them. so we can't afford and then we get penalized for it on top of it.

so Kimmel go eat insomniacs bag of dicks
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (FKrah)

I don't want him showing up around here. I'll be glad to FedEx him a nice big bag though.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:49 PM (NWiLs)

131 Gives him +3 in melee when he uses Whiskey of Strengthening.
The Fallout series reliably does the strength-bonus-from-alcohol thing, but I think the 3.0 D&D bonuses from the Arms and Equipment Guide were a little more involved. Might have been a melee bonus in there.

Of course, alcohol is required for the Drunken Master prestige class in 3.5, but Kilmeade can't have more than one level in that. Max.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 21, 2017 12:49 PM (HtLSE)

132 Being called out on national TV would be too much for most of us.

Kilmeade should go over to Kimmels studio with a buddy and a video camera, call Kimmel and tell him he's outside and wants to "talk". Videotape the response or subsequent response, because I'm pretty sure Kimmel wouldn't be up for an impromptu sidewalk fight.

It'll never happen, because none of them are men.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 21, 2017 12:49 PM (z79tQ)

133 I think he actually meant he would fvck him, without a reach around.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 21, 2017 12:49 PM (jsWA8)

134 "I don't get anything out of this, Brian, you phony little creep. Oh, I'll pound you when I see you," Kimmel threatened.

Behold! The technique of No-Escapism as applied to the Late-Nite monologue.

Just think of it as a cultural aesthetic movement, like classicism followed by impressionism followed by surrealism, etc. You can't stop culture from advancing.

Posted by: Marvel Comics at September 21, 2017 12:49 PM (/qEW2)

135 Jimmy Kimmel stuck his dick in Sarah Silverman. The crazy mutated in his penis and spread to his brain, kinda like Syphilis.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2017 12:49 PM (xttKs)

136 Jimmy Kimmel, Brian Stetler, and Sopran Deb need to be ground up and turned into Soylent Red.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:50 PM (Nwg0u)

137 Deb and Stelter are just pounding each other's puds. From now on I will refer to them as the Double Dutch Rudder Boys.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 21, 2017 12:50 PM (uiwCw)

138
Shit..... Sorry Brian.

I got you confused with Shep.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 21, 2017 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

139 spread to his brain, kinda like Syphilis.

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What do you mean, 'like'?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 12:50 PM (7ZVPa)

140 To think that there was a time in this country where a large part of Hollywood either were active duty - Bogart, Gable, Stewart or who actively campaigned for US war bonds and the USO entertaining troops in the US and overseas.

Now we have these mewling ponces who threaten and beat their chests but are just a lot of hot air and gas.

Posted by: Cheri at September 21, 2017 12:51 PM (oiNtH)

141 128 I'm old. I do pistol/shotgun/rifle training.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (xJa6I)

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This.

I could probably still handle myself adequately..... but at my age..... why???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2017 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

Yep, I'm still a large mammal and I did...stuff back in the day. So I don't get hassled.

But I'm not going to fool around with anyone threatening me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 12:51 PM (xJa6I)

142 111 Anybody who has banged or would bang Sarah Silverman need to be put to death. You know, for the children.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 12:45 PM (Nwg0u)

Including Cosmo Kramer?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 21, 2017 12:51 PM (rX06+)

143

He meant: "Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels-bring home for Emma."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2017 12:51 PM (IqV8l)

144 Shouldn't he have threatened to kilogram him instead?

I hear all those leftard types are into Euroweenie measurements and stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 12:51 PM (tRaq7)

145 "Twitter Social Justice Warrior Safety Council"

AoS StyleBook says:

"Council for Uniform Non-(violent/sexist/racist/discriminatory) Twitter Safety"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2017 12:52 PM (dqdMO)

146 Dear Jimmy Kimmel, I disagree with your healthcare rant. If that makes you want to throw down, send me an email. Click the link at my nickname. Douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 21, 2017 12:52 PM (VWp7G)

147 Is Kimmel still extolling the virtues of a system that would have killed his son?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 12:52 PM (LTHVh)

148 Yep, I'm still a large mammal and I did...stuff back in the day. So I don't get hassled.

But I'm not going to fool around with anyone threatening me.

Too old to fight. Too young to die.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 12:52 PM (na0uG)

149 Without the Juggies he's got nothing.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 21, 2017 12:52 PM (QtQaN)

150 Are you fast as lightning?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 21, 2017 12:28 PM (u0s1P)

and a little bit frightening....

Posted by: Carl Douglas at September 21, 2017 12:52 PM (DIosY)

151 He meant to say with lube. Simple mistake really

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 21, 2017 12:52 PM (nQHw/)

152 135 Jimmy Kimmel stuck his dick in Sarah Silverman.
_________

I'd bang Sarah Silverman like a screen door on a submarine.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 21, 2017 12:53 PM (j+dfT)

153 maybe he meant lovingly pound him in the ass, which is totally cool and a sign of masculine love?

Stop jumping to conclusions, ace.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 12:53 PM (wmaTe)

154 Kilmeade can wrist spar with Steve Doocie to warm up.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2017 12:53 PM (mcI77)

155 Can I start challenging these chest less telephone tough guys to a fan fight? I would gladly give Jungle Jimmy Kimmell a way overdue corrective punch in his dick sucking mouth
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 21, 2017 12:46 PM (7dV5D)

I'm so glad I don't live near the media centers of this country, because there's a damn good chance I'd have already punched one of these douche-canoes. With no "what's the frequency, Kenneth" warning either. More like throwing pizza on Buck style.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 21, 2017 12:53 PM (z79tQ)

156 If I ever meet Kimmel and his kid with the heart born on the outside, I'll pound them both.

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Natural selection! Gays are born that way! Whoops, nevermind!

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel, Rich Dude Who Could Pay Lots of Kids' Premiums at September 21, 2017 12:53 PM (UUvSq)

157 but even he was saying how absurd it was this idea that doctors were letting people die before ObamaCAre.

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And that's how you know the AMA and other physician organizations are corrupt and shitty - they won't even stand up and defend themselves or their profession.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 12:54 PM (vg8iE)

158 What do you mean, 'like'?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 12:50 PM (7ZVPa)

Here and I thought "kinda" would've been the word to get popped.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2017 12:54 PM (xttKs)

159 STOP THE HAMMERING!

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at September 21, 2017 12:54 PM (398bZ)

160 Not purposely, it just happened.

Same here mostly. Some of it is on purpose because I just grew weary of having a political message crammed into my escapist fare. I quit watching several shows because it was so heavy handed. Now, I read or I follow the conversations on here at night for my entertainment.

Posted by: no good deed at September 21, 2017 12:54 PM (eIQHF)

161 IIRC, Kimmel has a sick kid and wants us (the taxpayers) to pay for treatment.

Posted by: JAS at September 21, 2017 12:54 PM (UnDQI)

162 STOP THE HAMMERING!

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at September 21, 2017 12:54 PM (398bZ)

I PREDICT A LONG LIFE FOR THIS MEME.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 21, 2017 12:55 PM (LTHVh)

163 I'd bang Sarah Silverman like a screen door on a submarine.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 21, 2017 12:53 PM (j+dfT)

American Pie got the whole "dick in the apple pie" thing from you. You'll bang anything with a temperature.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2017 12:55 PM (xttKs)

164 Kimmel is on ace's fasting diet. Has been for sometime.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 12:55 PM (N7KlP)

165 Pound and pound!!!
What is "pound"?!!!

Posted by: sopran deb at September 21, 2017 12:56 PM (mJ8mX)

166 If you read the above tweets in the spirit in which they were intended, they are reporters both really desperate for a celebrity interview. That's my read.. just sayin....Oh, and they'd both appreciate a re-tweet.

Posted by: Wendy at September 21, 2017 12:56 PM (bpemY)

167 57 I liked Kimmel when he did the Man Show with Carolla.

Not so much now.

He's a skooch douchy now a days.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2017 12:36 PM (WLK0w)

Yeah, what happened to the women bouncing on trampolines? I like THAT jimmy kimmel.

Also, for the record, I have no problem with "comedians" threatening to "pound" people. The double standard is absurd, as ace rightfully pointed out, but I can't get worked up about it. Big deal. It's "edgy"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 12:56 PM (wmaTe)

168 164 Kimmel is on ace's fasting diet. Has been for sometime.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 12:55 PM (N7KlP)

Clearly he needs to hydrate.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

169 I can't take Kimmel seriously until he submits his jokes for CBO scoring.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2017 12:57 PM (Ndje9)

170 Kimmel is a pussy, but we all know that.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2017 12:57 PM (5NQPZ)

171 kNOCK kNOCK

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 21, 2017 12:57 PM (nQHw/)

172 I realized I've slowly drifted away from new TV & new movies. Not purposely, it just happened. It's like my brain made the decision for me, b/c I didn't intend to lose interest.

After a while, you can just watch the commercials and see there's nothing worth watching, which happened to me a long time ago. It's clear who they want to watch their drivel and it's not me.

I will, however, own up to enjoying Guardians of the Galaxy prolly more than I should've. And I just saw that last month.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 12:57 PM (tRaq7)

173 Jimmy Kimmel stuck his dick in Sarah Silverman.

So you're saying the syphilis is taking its toll?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

174 Who run 'Tarder Town?

Oh, Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 12:58 PM (LTHVh)

175 who is this "Deb" chick?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2017 12:58 PM (cv0rf)

176 As this is a crypto-GAINZ thread I hereby announce that I intend to spend my 55th birthday in BJJ class. I tap early and often, need to limber up a few minutes before class and use judicious amounts of glucosamine and Advil, but among my peer relative newbies I have to say that the youngun's still tap to me a bit more than I tap to them (not that I'm keeping score).

But as to Mr. Kimmel I would rely far more on my Karate background as go-to stuff, by which I mean I would like to serve him a cup of ceremonial tea.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 21, 2017 12:59 PM (QtQaN)

177 So you're saying the syphilis is taking its toll?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

A batshit crazy form of it, yes.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2017 12:59 PM (xttKs)

178 jimmy duck go waddle waddle

Posted by: Glenn John at September 21, 2017 12:59 PM (LilNs)

179 And another show / personality that I will never ever watch or care about.

Posted by: SpecialEd at September 21, 2017 12:59 PM (FJWFV)

180 Who is the screen door, and who is the hurricane?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2017 12:59 PM (8iiMU)

181 Martin Scorsese said it best...

Images don't mean anything anymore.
Words don't mean anything anymore.

I can't remember if I saw or read the interview...but it was good. Never a fan or non-fan of his, but he aptly expressed wth has happened to us in a few short sentences. I'll have to see if I saved it or bookmarked it. It is worth a look-see IMO.

In a way, it helped explain me to me, and why I had gone off my prior level of cultural consumption. Ya know, consumption was the word for tuberculosis back in the day. Popular culture consuming people is kind of on the nose in 2107.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:59 PM (UhU44)

182 I think this thread is having some target acquisition issues.

In an age when we're recoiling from "men without chests" a guy who can maybe box or maybe not says he wants to punch a guy who offended him. So maybe he'd win, maybe the other guy could punch him better.

Kimmel isn't the problem in this exchange, it's Stetler and Sopan Deb (who/whatever that is) claiming that the words aren't meant to be the words that they are.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2017 01:00 PM (gIRsn)

183 172 I realized I've slowly drifted away from new TV & new movies. Not purposely, it just happened. It's like my brain made the decision for me, b/c I didn't intend to lose interest.

After a while, you can just watch the commercials and see there's nothing worth watching, which happened to me a long time ago. It's clear who they want to watch their drivel and it's not me.

I will, however, own up to enjoying Guardians of the Galaxy prolly more than I should've. And I just saw that last month.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 12:57 PM (tRaq7)

Guardians is fun. Fun is a rare commodity at the movies anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 01:00 PM (xJa6I)

184 Did this scare Katy Tur?????

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

185 https://youtu.be/wB5Hek7Z2b8?t=246

Video of the Kimmel bit. It's obviously he was talking about punching the guy. He affects a Popeye the Sailor / Bugs Bunny demeanor when he says the line for god's sake.

Posted by: supercore23 at September 21, 2017 01:01 PM (Y0JGb)

186 @162. Yea, but first....
..

Posted by: Mallamutt at September 21, 2017 01:01 PM (/HC6x)

187 *emplaces claymores on the cave lawn*

You haven't cut me in weeks!

Posted by: Cave Lawn at September 21, 2017 12:40 PM

*sigh*

I can hardly conceal the claymores on a cut lawn, now can I? Sod off.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2017 01:01 PM (p+Wdc)

188 182 I think this thread is having some target acquisition issues.

In an age when we're recoiling from "men without chests" a guy who can maybe box or maybe not says he wants to punch a guy who offended him. So maybe he'd win, maybe the other guy could punch him better.

Kimmel isn't the problem in this exchange, it's Stetler and Sopan Deb (who/whatever that is) claiming that the words aren't meant to be the words that they are.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2017 01:00 PM (gIRsn)

I see what you're saying.
But Kimmel is a jerk. So we're keying off that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 01:01 PM (xJa6I)

189 Martin Scorsese said it best...

Images don't mean anything anymore.
Words don't mean anything anymore.

Meaning doesn't mean anything anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (tRaq7)

190 In a way, it helped explain me to me, and why I had gone off my prior
level of cultural consumption. Ya know, consumption was the word for
tuberculosis back in the day. - PB gg
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Excellent image! May I please steal?

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (MIKMs)

191 187. Toe-poppers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (fA1SL)

192 Also, what set off Kimmel, made him threaten physical violence?

Kilmeade said Kimmel was part of the Hollywood elite.
Wow. That's harsh! I...well, I can see why that would trigger Kimmel so hard.

(I have seen no other insult attributed to Kilmeade)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (W+vEI)

193 Kimmel is Lil Kim and his No Dong

Stetler and Deb are Gaylord and Cary saying there is nothing to see here.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (8bswC)

194 And when I say "It will keeel", I mean it's a hilarious standup bit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEhghNAj1nA

Posted by: probably not doug marcaida at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (mJ8mX)

195 Kimmel's a fister? Who knew?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (5NQPZ)

196 CBS NEWS IS PLAYING THIS FAT JACKASS COMMENTING ON HEALTHCARE.

Where did this fat comic become anything but a guy with a platform and a big mouth?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (oVJmc)

197 Who is the screen door, and who is the hurricane?

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The Paolo

Posted by: The Paolo at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (QC/4S)

198 184 Did this scare Katy Tur?????

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what about that trans weirdo reporter that looks like a football player wearing a dress who got all physical with another conservative reporter.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (XhN8Z)

199 Back in 2003 when he began Jimmy Kimmel Live, his annual salary was around $1.75 million, but a few years later it grew to $6 million and today it's estimated at $10 million per year. Add a few more bucks, hundreds of thousands I mean, from hosting the recent Emmy Awards and it'll round up his net worth to that nice sum of $35 million.

https://luxatic.com/jimmy-kimmel-net-worth/

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$10 million per year would insure lots and LOTS of little kids, wouldn't it?

Remember, we're not talking about coverage. Just insurance.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel, Rich Dude Who Could Pay Lots of Kids' Premiums at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (UUvSq)

200 I can hardly conceal the claymores on a cut lawn, now can I? Sod off.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2017 01:01 PM (p+Wdc)

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That was a bit of rye humor.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

201
damn sock

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

202 189 Martin Scorsese said it best...

Images don't mean anything anymore.
Words don't mean anything anymore.

Meaning doesn't mean anything anymore.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (tRaq7)

Our work here is done.

Posted by: Post-structuralism/Deconstructionism at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

203 Kilmeade said Kimmel was part of the Hollywood elite.
Wow. That's harsh! I...well, I can see why that would trigger Kimmel so hard.

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That must be an effective insult for this crowd of addicts, pedophiles, rapists, liars and other assorted types of miscreants.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (vg8iE)

204 This might trigger Hikaru, but for a change of pace

https://youtu.be/fO96ThuWkbo

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:04 PM (8bswC)

205 167 57 I liked Kimmel when he did the Man Show with Carolla.

Not so much now.

He's a skooch douchy now a days.

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Plus, he's all super-woke now, you know? He's competing with Colbert for sermonizing on his show. Fallon is still trying to get Tina Fey to forgive him because he made Trump human and therefore won him the election...so he's super try hard in anti-trump jokes. even if he don't preach as much otherwise.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 01:04 PM (XhN8Z)

206 So did anyone have to spell this out because it was so shocking, or could they just say "pound" without their tender sensibilities being offended?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 01:05 PM (UUvSq)

207 198 184 Did this scare Katy Tur?????

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what about that trans weirdo reporter that looks like a football player wearing a dress who got all physical with another conservative reporter.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (XhN8Z)

That's Katy's dad.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 21, 2017 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

208 Here is a link to Kilmeade responding to Kimmel.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycrr2gj8

Kilmeade's response is from his radio show so its long. But it does include the full sound clip from Kimmel. Who sounds like an even bigger Egodouche in the run up to saying he will pound Kilmeade.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 21, 2017 01:05 PM (r5KeJ)

209

Boxer's hands are legally weapons. Even though Kimmel is not a professional, if he is a serious boxer (I really don't know), that is a life threatening threat.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 01:05 PM (fceHP)

210 Also, you guys might not remember, but Kimmel's union thugs took out their stage Kleig lights and used them to burn abortion protestors out in NYC

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 01:05 PM (XhN8Z)

211 >>189 Martin Scorsese said it best...
Images don't mean anything anymore.
Words don't mean anything anymore.
Meaning doesn't mean anything anymore.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (tRaq7)

In other words, we're all devo.

Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 01:05 PM (Bdeb0)

212 Kimmel isn't the problem in this exchange, it's Stetler and Sopan Deb (who/whatever that is) claiming that the words aren't meant to be the words that they are.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2017 01:00 PM (gIRsn)

Big picture, you are right.
Apologists attempt to cover for a fellow-traveler by fucking with the clear meaning of words. Gaslighting? Is that what it's called?

I still wouldn't want to be called out without responding.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 21, 2017 01:06 PM (z79tQ)

213 *sigh*

I can hardly conceal the claymores on a cut lawn, now can I? Sod off.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SOD IS A LAYER OF GRASS USED TO MAKE LAWNS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 21, 2017 01:06 PM (6qhvI)

214 huh, Sopan Deb is a guy. I wasn't expecting that

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2017 01:06 PM (PNcou)

215 >>what about that trans weirdo reporter that looks like a football player
wearing a dress who got all physical with another conservative reporter.

Ooh, forgot about that! Tur's dad threatened Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

216 207 198 184 Did this scare Katy Tur?????

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what about that trans weirdo reporter that looks like a football player wearing a dress who got all physical with another conservative reporter.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (XhN8Z)

That's Katy's dad.

*********

truly stunningness and courageousness run in the family

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 01:06 PM (XhN8Z)

217 198 184 Did this scare Katy Tur?????

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what about that trans weirdo reporter that looks like a football player wearing a dress who got all physical with another conservative reporter.
Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 01:03 PM (XhN8Z)

That would be Zoey Tur, Katy's cross-dressing pervert father.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

218 Speaking of, is there legislation that prevents Hollywood from pooling their funds to help insure all of these kids?

We need to repeal it if so. Think of all the good they could do if they were only allowed to spend their own money on their causes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 01:06 PM (UUvSq)

219 Yet another case of toxic masculinity on the left.

Also the false dichotomy "If you don't accept the OCare shit sandwich THERE IS NO OTHER POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE SO YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE!!!"

Once people are in this state, they are hopeless. They need to form their own Jonestown and separate from the rest of us.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 01:07 PM (/qEW2)

220 I think he meant he wanted to give him cake. You know, pound cake.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2017 01:07 PM (yJwni)

221 huh, Sopan Deb is a guy. I wasn't expecting that
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Me neither.

Posted by: Caitlyn at September 21, 2017 01:07 PM (vg8iE)

222 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2017 01:00 PM (gIRsn)

No my target is Kimmel. He threaten violence because he disagreed with someone . He was not defending someone or protecting himself. No different than Antifa. We don't agree so we will go directly to violence. That has to be met with a response that has consequences. Unfortunately I'm not in a position to be that responder so I'll have to settle for ranting here. I hate threats.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 01:07 PM (N7KlP)

223 215 >>what about that trans weirdo reporter that looks like a football player
wearing a dress who got all physical with another conservative reporter.

Ooh, forgot about that! Tur's dad threatened Ben Shapiro.

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and that's so wierd that on one hand Tur gets to play "i'm super scared victim of mean conservatives" and at the same time "yay, go get em"

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 21, 2017 01:07 PM (XhN8Z)

224 The only thing he's going to pound is his My Pillow.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2017 01:07 PM (HgMAr)

225 In an age that has seen Paula Jones box Tonya Harding, Screech fuck up Horschack, Manute Bol box the Fridge, and even the Mittster box Holyfeld, I refuse to accept any excuse as to why Kilmeade and Kimmel can't hop in the Octagon or any other geometric shape and whoop on each other.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (Mfv45)

226 Or he meant weigh him. Like find out how many pounds he is.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (yJwni)

227 TV talk shows have sucked since Sammy Maudlin died.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (O5Q3r)

228 Once people are in this state, they are hopeless. They need to form their own Jonestown and separate from the rest of us.
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They have formed the Jonestown, except they are forcing us to live in it with them.

You will be made to care.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (vg8iE)

229 Used to watch Fallon and he was funny with some great bits And then his betters told him to start bashing Trump,I read he wanted to stay out of politics but the told him he had too. Now his whole monologue is anti trump jokes and I've turned to History and Discovery channel

Posted by: Big Freakin Al at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (cOdeK)

230 Fifty-eight percent of Republicans in the poll said that they considered themselves more of a Trump supporter than supporters of the Republican party. Only 38 percent of Republicans cited party support above Trump.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (mcI77)

231 The only thing he's going to pound is his My Pillow.

Isn't he more of a biter?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (LTHVh)

232 213 *sigh*

I can hardly conceal the claymores on a cut lawn, now can I? Sod off.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SOD IS A LAYER OF GRASS USED TO MAKE LAWNS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 21, 2017 01:06 PM (6qhvI)

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it's like he's never heard of garden gnomes, pink flamingos and fake dog poo

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (PNcou)

233 >>Kimmel isn't the problem in this exchange, it's Stetler and Sopan Deb

Embrace the power of "and."

Kimmel is the problem because he's threatening violence for not supporting his healthcare activism.

Stetler and Deb are the problem for providing cover for it, allowing a clear double-standard when Stetler's gig to be a media *critic*.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

234 Guardians is fun. Fun is a rare commodity at the movies anymore.

Yeah, I kept waiting for the Leftarded Anti-Moral of DiversityInclusion (which is in everything these days) to get preached and it surprisingly never did.

I almost didn't know what to think afterwards. It's like expecting someone to hit your toe with a hammer but it never happened.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 01:09 PM (tRaq7)

235 'TV talk shows have sucked since Sammy Maudlin died.'

And the all too-brief 'William B' show

Posted by: phineas gage at September 21, 2017 01:10 PM (ALDN3)

236 ,I read he wanted to stay out of politics but the told him he had too. Now his whole monologue is anti trump jokes
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But we are totally not biased and we resent the implication, H8er.

Posted by: MSM at September 21, 2017 01:10 PM (vg8iE)

237 Apropos of nothing, I'm taking martial arts lessons.

Better learn balance. Balance is key. Balance good, karate good.
Everything good. Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?

Also, Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Drink water in
through mouth, out the bladder. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to drink,
very important.

Posted by: zombie Mr. Miyagi at September 21, 2017 01:10 PM (ctuyM)

238 I'd bang their heads together & straighten those featherweights out! That's enter-tain-ment!

Posted by: Zombie Jake Lamotta at September 21, 2017 01:10 PM (bc2Lc)

239 I needed a laugh

http://michaelpramirez.com/trump-doctrine.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:10 PM (8bswC)

240 Kimmel meant that he wanted to take him to England and give him money.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2017 01:11 PM (yJwni)

241 It's amazing how brilliant John Candy was on SCTV

https://tinyurl.com/yc85oky9

Posted by: phineas gage at September 21, 2017 01:12 PM (ALDN3)

242 239 I needed a laugh

http://michaelpramirez.com/trump-doctrine.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:10 PM (8bswC)

Heh

Go Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 01:12 PM (xJa6I)

243 189 Martin Scorsese said it best...

Images don't mean anything anymore.
Words don't mean anything anymore.

Meaning doesn't mean anything anymore.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (tRaq7)

Exactly. I think that it what he was getting at. And it is so true.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:12 PM (UhU44)

244 I want to see a thunderdome match!

Posted by: Strobe at September 21, 2017 01:12 PM (gbWkA)

245 So, the media has inserted itself into -- and is now one of the primary generators of -- "news"? Huh ...

#Did.Not.See.This.Coming.

Posted by: ShainS at September 21, 2017 01:12 PM (BiLU+)

246 Michelle Malkin was on Hannity talking of how her insurance was cancelled three times due to Obamacare. And she apparently had to deal with a sick kid through that time.

I don't know what Kimmel's outrage was about, calling that congressman a liar. I figured it was about the "pre-existing condition coverage" which is allegedly still covered.

Malkin is closer to the middle class where the private insurance market was skyrocketed to cover all those pre-existing condition payouts. Kimmel may think a socialist takeover is better ... but that is a dream that has turned nightmare before.

As Tucker has been pointing out, the left no longer wants dialogue (which they lose) ... they are calling everyone Nazi/KKK haters if they don't comply with leftist (commie) tyrannical dogma. They are all becoming Maxine Waters histrionic "terrorists" against any rational thought.

Kimmel appears to be the liar ... so acts out with rage. He has caught the Soros/leftist Rage Virus, almost like in "World War Z". One bite and they go nuts with hate for any not infected.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2017 01:13 PM (yKAUL)

247
I almost didn't know what to think afterwards. It's like expecting someone to hit your toe with a hammer but it never happened.

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YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

Posted by: LAWRENCE ODONNELL at September 21, 2017 01:13 PM (PNcou)

248 Nope, IDGAF. I have not seen either of these two in a loooong time. Cut the cord or just stop watching your mental health will thank you. My theory is that this kind of shit will get more common as subscribers and eyeballs melt away... Fuck em, like I said IDGAF.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 21, 2017 01:13 PM (0OmEj)

249 What are words for, when no one listens anymore?

Posted by: Missing Persons at September 21, 2017 01:13 PM (gIRsn)

250 I needed a laugh

That caricature of Obama is not recognizably human.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 01:13 PM (LTHVh)

251 Apropos of nothing, I'm taking martial arts lessons.

Martial Arts teachers love it when you beg them to teach you "the really dangerous shit", like the dim mak. Be sure to go to their house and ask, it's the personal touch, ya know?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 21, 2017 01:14 PM (jhqr1)

252 it's like he's never heard of garden gnomes, pink flamingos and fake dog poo

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE FIND IT INCONVENIENT TO MAINTAIN A LAWN AND FILL THE SPACE WITH ROCKS, CERAMIC GNOMES, AND PLASTIC NOVELTY ITEMS!

IT'S ALSO FUNNY BECAUSE CAVES WOULD HAVE MOSS INSTEAD OF LAWNS UNLESS THEY USED ARTIFICIAL LIGHTING!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 21, 2017 01:14 PM (6qhvI)

253 Fancy Princess Kimmel wants to have a slap-fight with his little gay friend. Isn't that just precious.

Posted by: Gimli son of Gloin at September 21, 2017 01:14 PM (5Xzsj)

254 218 Speaking of, is there legislation that prevents Hollywood from pooling their funds to help insure all of these kids?

They can't. They pooled their funds to investigate Russia... Just ask Freeman and Reiner

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 01:14 PM (O2RFr)

255 OT: Saw a new episode (for me) of South Park last night where Tweek sends North Korea cupcakes to calm them down.
The Trump tweets were epic.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2017 01:15 PM (HgMAr)

256 Just ask Freeman and Reiner
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Sorry. Can't talk right now. I'm balls deep in my granddaughter.

Posted by: Morgan F. at September 21, 2017 01:15 PM (vg8iE)

257 What are words for, when no one listens anymore?
Posted by: Missing Persons at September 21, 2017 01:13 PM

The sounds of silence.

Posted by: zombie Simon & Garfunkle at September 21, 2017 01:15 PM (ctuyM)

258 *giggles*

http://www.johncoxart.com/2017/09/kirkwood_1126.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:16 PM (8bswC)

259 229 Used to watch Fallon and he was funny with some great bits And then his betters told him to start bashing Trump,I read he wanted to stay out of politics but the told him he had too. Now his whole monologue is anti trump jokes and I've turned to History and Discovery channel
Posted by: Big Freakin Al at September 21, 2017 01:08 PM (cOdeK)

Heard that. Fallon had Trump on like old time comedians would have done. He got eviscerated by the Borg Medusa complex, and his ratings fell.

I feel sorry for the guy actually.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:16 PM (UhU44)

260
A guy who takes a few boxing lessons and all of a sudden thinks he's another Jake LaMotta (RIP) is more of a danger to himself than anyone else.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 21, 2017 01:16 PM (lKyWE)

261 >>What are words for, when no one listens anymore?
Posted by: Missing Persons at September 21, 2017 01:13 PM

>>The sounds of silence.

Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Posted by: Depeche Mode at September 21, 2017 01:17 PM (W+vEI)

262 OMG, TRUMP GOLF BALL HILLARY VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!! /// POUNDS ARE HUGS!!!!

There's your media.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2017 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

263 this is how you got Trump

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 01:18 PM (FZYNt)

264 >>
OMG, TRUMP GOLF BALL HILLARY VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!! /// POUNDS ARE HUGS!!!!

There's your media.

Bingo!

Posted by: Depeche Mode at September 21, 2017 01:19 PM (W+vEI)

265 OK, later gators. Stuffs to do.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 01:19 PM (tRaq7)

266 The Left does not think their shit smells

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2017 01:19 PM (5y11N)

267 255 OT: Saw a new episode (for me) of South Park last night where Tweek sends North Korea cupcakes to calm them down.
The Trump tweets were epic.
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2017 01:15 PM (HgMAr)

So glad you posted that! Forgot and need to watch. I take it the tweets were IRL twitter? Are they all in one place? I'm not on twitter so yes, I'm clueless about this stuff. Don't judge me.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:19 PM (UhU44)

268 181 Martin Scorsese said it best...

Images don't mean anything anymore.
Words don't mean anything anymore.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:59 PM (UhU44)

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189 Meaning doesn't mean anything anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 01:02 PM (tRaq7)

==============

The motto of the young who came of age in the 60's was "Question Authority."

Now that they control nearly every American institution, their motto has become "Question Reality."181 Martin Scorsese said it best...

Images don't mean anything anymore.
Words don't mean anything anymore.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 12:59 PM (UhU44)

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The motto of the young who came of age in the 60's was "Question Authority."

Now that they control nearly every American institution, their motto has become "Question Reality."

Posted by: ShainS at September 21, 2017 01:19 PM (BiLU+)

269 The Left does not think their shit smells

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2017 01:19 PM (5y11N)

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Well, to be fair, when you're hip deep in it 24/7, you become numb to the odor.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:20 PM (vg8iE)

270 is boobs still a banned word?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 01:20 PM (FZYNt)

271 Ugh. Apologies for the copy/paste failure.

Posted by: ShainS at September 21, 2017 01:20 PM (BiLU+)

272 I didn't know you can buy Ramirez original artwork.

https://squareup.com/store/Ramireztoons/item/tolerance-and-free-speech

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 01:20 PM (LTHVh)

273 I think liberal men resort to the language of violence because they're really not very manly and they know it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 01:21 PM (ZM2xo)

274 I'm old. I do pistol/shotgun/rifle training.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 12:47 PM (xJa6I)

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This.

I could probably still handle myself adequately..... but at my age..... why???
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Because you might be somewhere where you don't have all your ammo on you and you run out. You should know how to use and defend a knife. You should know how to roll and joint lock.

embrace the power of "and". I'm in my fifties and I used to train regularly with guys older than me. I would rather have a gun than not, then a sword, stick or knife. If unarmed - empty hands - I'd rather be trained than not.

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2017 01:21 PM (WgakE)

275 ** clomps on stall floor four times **

Posted by: John Kerry! 2020 at September 21, 2017 01:21 PM (ctuyM)

276 GNAMM GNAMM GNAMM GNAMM GNAMM

Hey, if you are attending GNAMM and you did not receive an email this morning send me an email at gmail. Or else?

GNAMM GNAMM GNAMM GNAMM GNAMM

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2017 01:21 PM (0wem/)

277 ShaneS is a spam bot!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 21, 2017 01:21 PM (jhqr1)

278

I used to like Kimmel. Then he got himself backed in a corner with the left, which is what always happens. Once you choose a side, especially the left, you are screwed.
Because now if he goes back to mocking both sides he will be hated by the left for the rest of his life and his career will end. The left are unforgiving. So he lost "the deplorables" like me, and he's stuck with the left, which he will live in fear of for the rest of his career. Nice move, chump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2017 01:22 PM (fceHP)

279 Submit all of this to Zuckerberg for His judgement and arbitration. I see many pictures of Him looking smart and engaged with carefully stage managed sample humans of Grand Dyvyrsyty.
His carefully managed image speaks softly, yet powerfully of Transcendent Beingness.

Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2017 01:22 PM (RuIsu)

280 Not so such "Question reality" more like the Mythbusters thing of "I reject your reality."

What happens when their reality impaired bubble meets cold hard reality, well not pretty. Marat got off easy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:22 PM (8bswC)

281 My name is a "killing word".

Posted by: Boobs'Dib at September 21, 2017 01:22 PM (mJ8mX)

282 239 I needed a laugh

http://michaelpramirez.com/trump-doctrine.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:10 PM (8bswC)

I'm surprised. Ramirez has been a bit NeverTrumpish in his cartoons lately.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

283 Kimmel is just another shit talking loud mouth. If he were serious he'd go find Kilmeade and stomp a mud hole in his ass. Kimmel should just STFU and STFD.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 21, 2017 01:22 PM (i0ykY)

284 The Left does not think their shit smells
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2017 01:19 PM

Depends.

Posted by: Olde Hippie at September 21, 2017 01:23 PM (ctuyM)

285 embrace the power of "and". I'm in my fifties and I used to train regularly with guys older than me. I would rather have a gun than not, then a sword, stick or knife. If unarmed - empty hands - I'd rather be trained than not.
Posted by: simplemind at September

How useful is training with guys in their 70 and 80s? Sounds kind of like bullying.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2017 01:23 PM (0wem/)

286 Me: All these little kids without free healthcare really just make me cry now that I have personal connection through my kid so I have to do these frequent full-throated defenses of redistributionist policies on my show because I totally relate to the plight of the poor and unfamous.

Also Me: I live in a multimillion dollar LA house and disparage those who are not members of the "Hollywood Elite."

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel, Tough Guy at September 21, 2017 01:23 PM (wx6iv)

287 Jimmy Kimmel fun facts:

He is a genius

He is over-emotional & lets that override his intellect; he has cried in his monologue so many times it kinda proves the point.

He has narcolepsy

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:24 PM (UhU44)

288 285 embrace the power of "and". I'm in my fifties and I used to train regularly with guys older than me. I would rather have a gun than not, then a sword, stick or knife. If unarmed - empty hands - I'd rather be trained than not.
Posted by: simplemind at September

How useful is training with guys in their 70 and 80s? Sounds kind of like bullying.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2017 01:23 PM (0wem/)

It's his GGILF thing. Just let it go.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

289 Heard that. Fallon had Trump on like old time comedians would have done. He got eviscerated by the Borg Medusa complex, and his ratings fell.

I feel sorry for the guy actually.
Posted by: Pandora's Box

__________

I initially felt sorry for him, but now that he's gone all in for the Trump bashing, fuck him. I hope he is a pariah over it.

A late night host doesn't have to take orders about bashing a President, he just wants to be one of the "cool kids"

All the late night hosts have gone all in on the political activism. You can thank Jon Stewart for most of this.

Posted by: Maritime at September 21, 2017 01:24 PM (G/kZc)

290 He has narcolepsy

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla

he fucks dead people?

figures

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 01:24 PM (FZYNt)

291 Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:19 PM (UhU44)
..........

I don't know Twitter either but it was great. Trump tweets that Tweek probably pooped in the cupcake batter and that NK has tiny rice balls.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2017 01:24 PM (HgMAr)

292 It's his GGILF thing. Just let it go.
Posted by: Insomniac at September

Heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2017 01:24 PM (0wem/)

293 It's his GGILF thing. Just let it go.

Why, oh why did I google GGILF??

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 01:25 PM (LTHVh)

294 How useful is training with guys in their 70 and 80s? Sounds kind of like bullying.
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: zombie izzy mandelbaum at September 21, 2017 01:26 PM (mJ8mX)

295 Gaylord, "I'm sorry."

Yeah you are a sorry sack of festering wriggling maggots in an expensive suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:26 PM (8bswC)

296 Never get off the boat, chef.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 01:26 PM (LTHVh)

297 GGILF?

Dammit. Now I have to use Urban Dict.

Or Guess: Gun Guys I'd like to fvck?

Yea, I'll go with that. Too lazy to hit up Urban.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:26 PM (UhU44)

298 and never google an unfamiliar term from the HQ.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 01:27 PM (LTHVh)

299 Why, oh why did I google GGILF??
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September

You mean neither "g" is for "Grumpy", "Gorilla", or "Gumdrop"? Now I have to google it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2017 01:27 PM (0wem/)

300 Why, oh why did I google GGILF??
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 01:25 PM

Because, at 29, you're not old enough to know better.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 01:27 PM (ctuyM)

301 Used to watch Fallon and he was funny with some great bits And then his betters told him to start bashing Trump,I read he wanted to stay out of politics but the told him he had too. Now his whole monologue is anti trump jokes and I've turned to History and Discovery channel

Thanks. So it is "top down". I'd been wondering how much creative control these people actually had. I guess it varies from industry to industry. Based on the "Diversity & comics" vids ace posted, it seems like a lot of the comics auteurs themselves are down with the cause. Ie. it's not all pressure from Disney on Marvel.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 01:27 PM (/qEW2)

302 "270 is boobs still a banned word?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 01:20 PM (FZYNt)"

Yes, rick, it still is. However, pictures thereof are not only welcome, but required.

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 21, 2017 01:28 PM (crTFl)

303 How useful is training with guys in their 70 and 80s? Sounds kind of like bullying.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2017 01:23 PM (0wem/)

Gotta start somewhere. Can't take on the pros on day one.
Besides, those old guys are tougher than you think. You can't knock their teeth out. They take them out beforehand.
You never know if you've rung their bell or not, because they're always confused. They've got their pants up over their tits, so everything is below the belt. It's not as easy as you think

Posted by: Geriatric Brawler at September 21, 2017 01:28 PM (z79tQ)

304 They might think you mean "pound" in a romantic Man's Country kind of way. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted by: runningrn at September 21, 2017 01:29 PM (4lzaU)

305 290 He has narcolepsy

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla

he fucks dead people?

figures
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 01:24 PM (FZYNt)

LOL. Okay, I know you know that's necrophilia, but I just needed to make sure so I don't have dead Jimmy Kimmel suing me for slander.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:29 PM (UhU44)

306 OT: some company in CA is doing a test demo at giving out either $1,000 / month per person or $50 / month per person over a 2 year period to prove that a basic income works.

Sign me up for the $1,000/month please before everyone realizes how much of a failure this is. I could use an extra $12k a year.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:29 PM (wmaTe)

307 What did the banana say to Gorilla Pundit?

Nothing, because bananas don't talk.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 01:29 PM (ctuyM)

308 Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2017 01:27 PM (0wem/)

You definitely do not want to 'roll over in the clover' with a grumpy, gumdrop gorilla.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:32 PM (UhU44)

309 OT: some company in CA is doing a test demo at
giving out either $1,000 / month per person or $50 / month per person
over a 2 year period to prove that a basic income works.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:29 PM

Ow, my head hurts. I was told there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 01:32 PM (ctuyM)

310 Kimmel's livelihood depends on maintaining access to Hollywood A-listers for his nightly televised waste of time.

Hollywood A-listers are ignorant and outspoken leftists who can tolerate no criticism of their worldview.

Therefore, Jimmy cannot tolerate no criticism of that worldview either.

And he's a dick.

Posted by: Jaws at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (oOw3I)

311 I hope Kimmel at least gives some of his millions to St Jude or Shriners. You know, the hospitals that provide free care to kids.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (N7KlP)

312 The single best response I've seen to Kimmel was "If Jimmy Kimmel cares so much about sick kids, why doesn't he do what Danny Thomas did?"

Here's the thing: What to do about neonatal NICU costs is a difficult problem with few good solutions. The costs are astronomical. But. But the guy out there waving his kid around like some cloak of utter invincibility is one of the very few people on the planet who could pay a million dollar plus hospital bill.

You'll forgive me if I find this attempt at emotional blackmail even more disgusting than usual. You could pay for it, Jimmy. Instead, you want to force me to financially support a child despite the fact that I chose not to have children of my own.

You aren't any kind of moral giant. You are a thief who is denying my bodily integrity and I am not joking about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (mf5HN)

313 So that $1.000/month, is that before or after taxes?

Got a link? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (8bswC)

314 Jimmy Kimmel fun facts:

He is a genius

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But doesn't know how healthcare is delivered.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (vg8iE)

315 Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (mf5HN)

Ah beat you to it. Brevity for the win.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 01:34 PM (N7KlP)

316 How useful is training with guys in their 70 and 80s? Sounds kind of like bullying.
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None of the guys were 80's. but - if you want to see a demonstration of bullying go on youtube and watch a 80 year old philipino guy (kali master) embarrass a bunch of young kids.

The little island people have a pretty good system that works for old folks too.

The older guys in my class focused on stick fighting and fighting with canes. Seriously.

Its useful because you wouldn't expect that 70 year old to be able to hook you behind the neck and snap you off your feet in one step. but there it is. . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2017 01:34 PM (wQPtB)

317 So that $1.000/month, is that before or after taxes?
Got a link? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM

That's only for one year. Go for the $50 / month for two years.

Posted by: Common Core at September 21, 2017 01:34 PM (ctuyM)

318 In other news, Valerie Plame blames the Jews...

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/910900974973276161

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

319 313 So that $1.000/month, is that before or after taxes?

Got a link? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (8bswC)

'Tis on drudge.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:36 PM (wmaTe)

320 All the late night hosts have gone all in on the political activism. You can thank Jon Stewart for most of this.

Posted by: Maritime

Agree. From all accounts, Johnny Carson leaned left however his show was all about entertainment and he had celebrities on no matter what their politics might be. His opening monologues joked equally about whoever was President over the years. I think Jay Leno conducted himself mostly this was as well.\

Kimmel, Stewart, Fallon, et. al. None of you have the wit, humor, or star quality of a Carson. STFU.

Posted by: Cheri at September 21, 2017 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

321 What did the banana say to Gorilla Pundit?

"I don't peel so good"

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 21, 2017 01:37 PM (7E6dB)

322 318 In other news, Valerie Plame blames the Jews...

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/910900974973276161
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

Better the Jews drive our wars than Asian women.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

323 >>Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (

Bless you!

Excellent question for Kimmel about why he's not doing what Danny Thomas did.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:37 PM (W+vEI)

324 STFU and entertain me, you dancing monkeys.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 01:37 PM (LTHVh)

325 We'd love to see Kilmeade & Kimmel 'pound' each other! If it involved pudding we'd join in!

Posted by: Barry & Reggie at September 21, 2017 01:37 PM (bc2Lc)

326 314 Jimmy Kimmel fun facts:

He is a genius

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But doesn't know how healthcare is delivered.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:33 PM (vg8iE)

Most people don't. That's why the Borg Medusa Complex being in charge of decision-making is the same as them designing a rocketship for a Mars landing.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:38 PM (UhU44)

327 OT: some company in CA is doing a test demo at giving out either $1,000 / month per person or $50 / month per person over a 2 year period to prove that a basic income works.
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Basic income....basic income....where have I heard of this before? Oh, yes. Welfare checks.

This is new how?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

328 Hollywood... Is there nothing they don't know?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 01:39 PM (O2RFr)

329 Does the Empress want Kimmel to become Raptor-chow?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:39 PM (8bswC)

330 Bless you!

Excellent question for Kimmel about why he's not doing what Danny Thomas did.
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Duh....why use my own money when I can compel yours at the end of a gun?

Posted by: Jimmy "Benefactor of Human Race" Kimmell at September 21, 2017 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

331 329. Bantha fodder.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 01:40 PM (fA1SL)

332 Bantha Podo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:40 PM (8bswC)

333 329. Bantha fodder.
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Yes, please.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:41 PM (vg8iE)

334
Basic income....basic income....where have I heard of this before? Oh, yes. Welfare checks.

This is new how?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

Ah, the idea is that EVERYBODY (rich, poor, whatever) gets a check every month for, say, $3,000. The idea being that it would eliminate all social ills. Or something.

Besides, robots are going to take out jobs.

I don't know. I have a hard time following leftist logic, TBH.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:41 PM (wmaTe)

335 to prove that a basic income works.
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Ha. Good one.

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2017 01:41 PM (/9drw)

336 Ace, didn't you say that Lil Brian Stetler was giving up Twitter for Lent? And didn't you predict he couldn't? But I think Lil B beat the under by about 2 weeks.
What a tool he is.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 21, 2017 01:41 PM (Jj+59)

337 You could pay for it, Jimmy. Instead, you want to force me to financially support a child despite the fact that I chose not to have children of my own.

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I'd love for someone to get his public opinion on a sort of proportional means-testing approach to his insurance premiums.

If my family's is 10% of our annual income, then Jimmy should pay $1M and the extra amount go to subsidies for The Poor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 01:41 PM (rjrh3)

338 328 Hollywood... Is there nothing they don't know?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2017 01:39 PM (O2RFr)

They know how to do a very complex thing well: make movies, which are actually fairly large organizational tasks. But that's about it, and few of them know the whole process, and knowing their piece of the process doesn't make them any more qualified to opine on matters affecting the republic than you or me.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

339 Ah beat you to it. Brevity for the win.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 01:34 PM (N7KlP)

You realize I will take this with the equanimity and grace for which I am renown, yes?

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 21, 2017 01:42 PM (mf5HN)

340 >>OT: some company in CA is doing a test demo at giving out either $1,000 /
month per person or $50 / month per person over a 2 year period to
prove that a basic income works.

Is this with or without participants not taking any other state or federal subsidies, such as SNAP, Obamaphones, etc.?

Also, not an economist, but I would think that the market would respond in some way (pricing changes, entry-level salaries, etc.) when all eligible for this basic income participate that is not present during the test?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:42 PM (W+vEI)

341 The uncob me says beat the fuck out of them.
The cob me says do what you have to do Boss.

Posted by: zombie john denver at September 21, 2017 01:42 PM (ZTRlp)

342 I hope Someone comes up with a Hollywood tax for Health care, because screw these guys.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 21, 2017 01:42 PM (dKiJG)

343 Here is a suggestion for the art thread;
Jules Joseph Lefebvre.

Plenty of women's mammaries on display.
Plus beautiful wimmenz.

comment because someone mentioned the b**bies.

Posted by: Glenn John at September 21, 2017 01:43 PM (LilNs)

344 OT: some company in CA is doing a test demo at giving out either $1,000 / month per person or $50 / month per person over a 2 year period to prove that a basic income works.

Sign me up for the $1,000/month please before everyone realizes how much of a failure this is. I could use an extra $12k a year.

Sooooo, is this in exchange for an agreement to use zero other gov't assistance of any kind during that time? Because if it is, that might actually be cheaper.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 21, 2017 01:43 PM (jhqr1)

345 I'd love for someone to get his public opinion on a sort of proportional means-testing approach to his insurance premiums.

If my family's is 10% of our annual income, then Jimmy should pay $1M and the extra amount go to subsidies for The Poor.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 01:41 PM (rjrh3)

Ooh, I like it.

Frankly, I'm with ace's half-assed idea now -- lets get fully on board with this income inequality stuff.

Want to see the rich limousine liberals go full Ayn Rand? Say, "yeah, you know what? Bernie is right. We need a 5-10% annual wealth tax on anyone with over $1,000,000 in assets, and we definitely need a 70% income tax on all incomes over $200,000."

Because, really, who does that hurt? (well, all of us in the long term, but short term)

Mostly rich coastal liberals who use US as cover.

Let's see how much Jimmy Kimmell and the rich leftists agree with their Bernie Bot fans if it looks like that could actually happen.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:44 PM (wmaTe)

346 They know how to do a very complex thing well: make movies, which are actually fairly large organizational tasks. But that's about it,
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Liar! We also know how to rape children and Hoover up massive amounts of cocaine. So, fuck you!

Posted by: Hollywood Doers at September 21, 2017 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

347 Trump, "If Hollywood is so concerned about health care, I am introducing a bill to the House that directs 50% of every movie ticket sold will go into the general fund."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:44 PM (8bswC)

348 Hello, Bantha modder and Bantha fodder
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining.
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

Posted by: zombie allan sherman at September 21, 2017 01:44 PM (mJ8mX)

349
Ah, the idea is that EVERYBODY (rich, poor, whatever) gets a check every month for, say, $3,000. The idea being that it would eliminate all social ills. Or something

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I'm willing to entertain this if ALL other welfare, EBT, section 8, etc halts immediately. We'd probably come out ahead in costs over the long run. Jeez, the administration costs alone for the welfare state must be staggering.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 01:44 PM (rjrh3)

350 "Oh, oh, I'm sorry Ms. Holier than Thou Liberal, you're house in CT is worth $1 million and you have $500,000 in your husbands 401k? That'll be $150,000 in wealth taxes. Annually."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:45 PM (wmaTe)

351 $50,000* (hey, I never suggested putting me in charge of the math)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:45 PM (wmaTe)

352 I just needed to make sure so I don't have dead Jimmy Kimmel suing me for slander.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla

You killed Jimmy Kimmel with an HQ comment?

You must train at Fenelon's dojo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2017 01:45 PM (gIRsn)

353 346. By the blue tinged skin of Krsna, Bollywood is kicking your asses!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 01:46 PM (fA1SL)

354 This is new how?

It's not new. Some Libertarians argue for UBI as an intermediary step to get the gov't out of our lives. The idea is you get the check and zero other assistance. None.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 21, 2017 01:46 PM (jhqr1)

355 I'm willing to entertain this if ALL other welfare, EBT, section 8, etc halts immediately. We'd probably come out ahead in costs over the long run. Jeez, the administration costs alone for the welfare state must be staggering.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 01:44 PM (rjrh3)

Milton Friedman's approach to a "negative income tax" kind of works the same way, and seems to make more sense to me.

But the thing about welfare is that the left loves it BECAUSE of the staggering administrative costs of administering it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:46 PM (wmaTe)

356 Not only have I saved thousands of dollars by cutting the cord, I've spared millions of brain cells an ugly death.

Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 01:46 PM (crTFl)

357 Light the fuse, leftists.

Light it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 21, 2017 01:47 PM (jWe5r)

358 306 OT: some company in CA is doing a test demo at giving out either $1,000 / month per person or $50 / month per person over a 2 year period to prove that a basic income works.

Sign me up for the $1,000/month please before everyone realizes how much of a failure this is. I could use an extra $12k a year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:29 PM (wmaTe)

How retarded do you have to be not to see the flaw in this "test demo?" The flaw being that a small group - too small to perturb the local economy - gets a windfall. Woot! Of course that will work.

But what if everybody in need thereof gets a windfall? That'll be enough people to perturb the local economy, which will raises prices as more money is bidding for the same goods and services. Is this rocket surgery?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 01:47 PM (SRKgf)

359 327 OT: some company in CA is doing a test demo at giving out either $1,000 / month per person or $50 / month per person over a 2 year period to prove that a basic income works.
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Basic income....basic income....where have I heard of this before? Oh, yes. Welfare checks.

This is new how?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

People need purpose in their lives, IMO. And they will create it if left at loose ends. Marches for increased basic income. More antifa, BLM, etc. violence & demonstrations.

Now, if all these basic income people were doing charitable work or contributing positively to the country, that'd be great. But not a lot of people think along that wavelength.

I could say alot more, b/c I've given too much thought to this, but then this goes from a post to a think piece, and who needs that?! No fun.

Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:47 PM (UhU44)

360 I'm willing to entertain this if ALL other welfare, EBT, section 8, etc halts immediately. We'd probably come out ahead in costs over the long run. Jeez, the administration costs alone for the welfare state must be staggering.

*knucks*

Posted by: Milton Friedman at September 21, 2017 01:47 PM (6qhvI)

361
They know how to do a very complex thing well: make movies, which are actually fairly large organizational tasks. But that's about it, and few of them know the whole process, and knowing their piece of the process doesn't make them any more qualified to opine on matters affecting the republic than you or me.
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

It's a complex process but it's one that they've been basically doing the same way for the past 80 years so although complex it's not difficult

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 21, 2017 01:48 PM (lKyWE)

362 It would also be fun to watch people confused over why $3K a month somehow leveled out to equal the value of a current month of minimum wage within the next decade.

How does the free market know?! It must be a living thing!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 01:48 PM (rjrh3)

363 Milton Friedman's approach to a "negative income tax" kind of works the same way, and seems to make more sense to me.

But the thing about welfare is that the left loves it BECAUSE of the staggering administrative costs of administering it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:46 PM (wmaTe)

And the Left will want a negative income tax IN ADDITION to all the other giveaways. You know that's true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - STOP THE HAMMERING at September 21, 2017 01:49 PM (SRKgf)

364 Blizzard should send everyone in Hollywood the news media a thank you card. Their crap has made me turn off my TV avoid movies like the plague, pushing me deeper into World of Warcraft's embrace, to the tune of $15 a month plus occasional fripperies. I'm pretty sure I'm not alone.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 21, 2017 01:49 PM (4df7R)

365 359. I'm in favor of the idea. They can collect their checks at the labor camp's PX.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

366 Kilmeade

No reason to be down him. I haven't watched him in years, but he seemed to be pretty normal, sports reporter guy-/ back before sports became MSNBC-sports.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 01:49 PM (ZXJxj)

367 Is this with or without participants not taking any other state or federal subsidies, such as SNAP, Obamaphones, etc.?

Also, not an economist, but I would think that the market would respond in some way (pricing changes, entry-level salaries, etc.) when all eligible for this basic income participate that is not present during the test?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 01:42 PM (W+vEI)

One of the Scandi countries is going to a basic income like approach. Instead of a variety of benefits, you get one check and that's it. Housing, food, electric, whatever other government programs you were on, nope, here's your check.

It's an interesting idea though I think it is bound for failure. That being said, I have heard people refer to "getting paid" when what they mean is "when the welfare check hits".

If you want to know how universal basic income works, there's a real world example. Saudi Arabia. The citizens get money from the oil. What was the response? They hauled in what is in effect slave labor to do all of the day to day work. There's a Saudi prince out there trying to get Saudis to, you know, get a job and that's going how you'd think.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 21, 2017 01:49 PM (mf5HN)

368 362 It would also be fun to watch people confused over why $3K a month somehow leveled out to equal the value of a current month of minimum wage within the next decade.

How does the free market know?! It must be a living thing!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 21, 2017 01:48 PM (rjrh3)

Right, all it would do is devalue everyones wealth proportionately.

But I'm at the point where I'm ready to call their bluff.

Because I fucking guarantee it that the wealthy coastal liberals would have a sudden change of tune if they thought wealth taxes, confiscatory income tax rates, and basic income funded by them was a reality.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:50 PM (wmaTe)

369 Yes... and when I say I'll 'Kick the shit out of you'...

I'm really talking about kicking a laxative over to you...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at September 21, 2017 01:50 PM (NgKpN)

370 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2017 01:44 PM (wmaTe)

It would instantly destroy every remaining family farm. Young widows with kids living on the life insurance payout would be wiped out quickly as well (ask me how I know). A surprising number of "normal" people have assets of over 1 million. That doesn't mean they would get anywhere close to that much cash if forced to liquidate.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 01:50 PM (rp9xB)

371 Kimmel hasn't been the same since he lost the fleet at Pearl Harbor..

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 01:50 PM (rmVvL)

372 Now, if all these basic income people were doing charitable work or contributing positively to the country, that'd be great. But ~~not a lot of~~ no people think along that wavelength.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - STOP THE HAMMERING at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (SRKgf)

373 You realize I will take this with the equanimity and grace for which I am renown, yes?
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 21, 2017 01:42 PM

Grace and equanimity are two of our most important prerequisites.

Posted by: The Villages at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (ctuyM)

374 Saudi Arabia's oil money has done to their country what all the New World gold did to Spain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (8bswC)

375 So everyone working would have an extra $1000 month disposable income? yeah the best thing is it would have no effect on inflation. /s

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (N7KlP)

376 What discipline are you studying, ace?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (PmDx1)

377 The American public is lazy, not stupid.

Give them a basic income this year

Next year they will demand an increase

And the next year, ad infinitum

Posted by: simplemind at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (pikCR)

378 359 327 OT: some company in CA is doing a test demo at giving out either $1,000 / month per person or $50 / month per person over a 2 year period to prove that a basic income works.
====

Basic income....basic income....where have I heard of this before? Oh, yes. Welfare checks.

This is new how?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

People need purpose in their lives, IMO. And they will create it if left at loose ends. Marches for increased basic income. More antifa, BLM, etc. violence & demonstrations.

Now, if all these basic income people were doing charitable work or contributing positively to the country, that'd be great. But not a lot of people think along that wavelength.

I could say alot more, b/c I've given too much thought to this, but then this goes from a post to a think piece, and who needs that?! No fun.
Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 21, 2017 01:47 PM (UhU44)

I'm thinking that most people who draw a basic income check will sit on the couch, get stoned, and watch daytime TV. Which actually sounds pretty cool to this tired, overworked taxpayer.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

379 364 Blizzard should send everyone in Hollywood the news media a thank you card. Their crap has made me turn off my TV avoid movies like the plague, pushing me deeper into World of Warcraft's embrace, to the tune of $15 a month plus occasional fripperies. I'm pretty sure I'm not alone.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 21, 2017 01:49 PM (4df7R)

Ultimate General Civil War... the South is rising again!

Posted by: Don Q. at September 21, 2017 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

380 I'm thinking that most people who draw a basic income check will sit on the couch, get stoned, and watch daytime TV. Which actually sounds pretty cool to this tired, overworked taxpayer.

#TTU

(Two Thumbs Up)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM (na0uG)

381 This all sounds extremely stupid, and I'm ashamed of myself for commenting on it, but...
they didn't claim that Kimmel was threatening to give fist bumps to Kilmeade; they claimed that Kimmel was threatening to mock Kilmeade for Kilmeade's previously having given, or offered to give, fist bumps to Kimmel. Which still sounds pretty dumb and unlikely, but arguably slightly less so than the "I'm gonna fist bump ya, bro" view of it.

Posted by: zincfinger at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM (Bj229)

382 I'm willing to entertain this if ALL other welfare, EBT, section 8, etc halts immediately. We'd probably come out ahead in costs over the long run. Jeez, the administration costs alone for the welfare state must be staggering.
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Oh, that's hilarious. Discontinuing all else! Hahah!

So, people who are making $40K - $60K have a hell of a time making ends meet now.

You're telling me there's a genius out there who thinks that if you give someone impoverished let's just say, $25K - $32K a year for free, that is going to make ends meet as well? Cover housing, food, health insurance, clothing, etc.?

Might as well let them win a lottery jackpot of $150 million. It would be pissed away overnight on new cars, new homes, clothes, jewelry, etc. and they would still be in the same position they were. It will never be enough.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM (vg8iE)

383 Did I just get a workout?

Posted by: The Banhammer at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM (6qhvI)

384 One of the Scandi countries is going to a basic income like approach. Instead of a variety of benefits, you get one check and that's it. Housing, food, electric, whatever other government programs you were on, nope, here's your check.

Just to provide a calibration on the judgment of the Scandis, consider their immigration policies.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - STOP THE HAMMERING at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM (SRKgf)

385
I'm thinking that most people who draw a basic income check will sit on the couch, get stoned, and watch daytime TV. Which actually sounds pretty cool to this tired, overworked taxpayer.
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

It's called being a retiree now.
If you've never worked for that retirement? Idk.

Posted by: Geriatric Brawler at September 21, 2017 01:54 PM (z79tQ)

386 Or Kimmel meant he wants to ... spend some sexy time with Kilmeade.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 21, 2017 01:54 PM (ycWCI)

387 I'm thinking that most people who draw a basic income check will sit on the couch, get stoned, and watch daytime TV.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

I absolutely guarantee that that is EXACTLY what would happen. When they weren't out committing crimes, driving drunk, getting into domestic rows, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - STOP THE HAMMERING at September 21, 2017 01:55 PM (SRKgf)

388 Did I just get a workout?
Posted by: The Banhammer at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM

Got gainzz?

Posted by: Gwenyth P. lifestyle guru at September 21, 2017 01:55 PM (ctuyM)

389 Posted by: RI Red - Half Covfefe, Half Sonobi, 100% 'Murican at September 21, 2017 01:46 PM (crTFl)
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ISWYDT- bwahaha...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 21, 2017 01:55 PM (rPtpN)

390 "Pound"?

He must mean sweet butt loving, purely consensual of course.

Posted by: Burnt Toasr at September 21, 2017 01:55 PM (IWbvi)

391 Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 21, 2017 01:49 PM (4df7R)

Oh MWRrrrrrr, come and join ValuRite Pudding. Horde is on Hellscream and Alliance is on Rexxar. Inspector Cussword, a friend of his, my son and I have all been playing Horde fairly consistently of late.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 01:55 PM (rp9xB)

392 Kimmel and Griffin should buy some black masks and join antifa. It's not good for them to repress all this rage inside.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 01:55 PM (/qEW2)

393 yo

Posted by: Geroge at September 21, 2017 01:55 PM (ocNJ7)

394 This is amazing shit. Remember when Kimel did the "Man Show"?

Complete with sexist trampoline jumping and racist skits?

I use to like him, but he has gone to the dark side.

Everything Hollywood touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Geroge at September 21, 2017 01:56 PM (ocNJ7)

395 Did I just get a workout?

Posted by: The Banhammer
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Enough already!!!!

Posted by: Lawrence OH! Donnell at September 21, 2017 01:56 PM (WAkRM)

396 I'm thinking that most people who draw a basic income check will sit on the couch, get stoned, and watch daytime TV. Which actually sounds pretty cool to this tired, overworked taxpayer.
Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

It's called being a retiree now.
If you've never worked for that retirement? Idk.
Posted by: Geriatric Brawler at September 21, 2017 01:54 PM (z79tQ)

Few people can structure their time productively without an external factor forcing them to do so. It's one reason online education is an uphill fight for most people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - STOP THE HAMMERING at September 21, 2017 01:56 PM (SRKgf)

397
Who's Meade and why do we want to kill him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2017 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

398 380 I'm thinking that most people who draw a basic income check will sit on the couch, get stoned, and watch daytime TV. Which actually sounds pretty cool to this tired, overworked taxpayer.

#TTU

(Two Thumbs Up)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM (na0uG)

Yeah if I could basically collect my SS now at age 56, I'd retire in a heartbeat. Maybe because I've always been prepared not to ever see a cent of SS.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 01:56 PM (N7KlP)

399 353 Bollywood is kicking your asses! [Hollywood]

I wish this were true -unfortunately they have been trying to
copy Hollywood too much if you ask a lot of people who enjoy
"old" Bollywood- which buffs actually call "filmi" not Bollywood most of the time. Most fans of Bollywood over here and Europe that blog are usually hard left feminists.
Pfft. So they see every film through their feminist ideology.
And there is a lot to complain about according to them.
I think they have backed off of the blogging lately -possibly
because of cultural appropriation bs.

Posted by: Glenn John at September 21, 2017 01:56 PM (LilNs)

400 Per Celebrity Net Worth, Kimmel is worth around $35 mil. At some point, hasn't he made enough money?

This, in many ways, is soon to be the story of TFG. Who, according to Drudge, referred to himself 96 times in a short speech.

Some things never change.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2017 01:57 PM (0ogQG)

401 It would be pissed away overnight on new cars, new
homes, clothes, jewelry, etc. and they would still be in the same
position they were. It will never be enough.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM

Can I haz Benz?

Posted by: zombie Janis at September 21, 2017 01:57 PM (ctuyM)

402 "Oh, oh, I'm sorry Ms. Holier than Thou Liberal, you're house in CT is worth $1 million and you have $500,000 in your husbands 401k? That'll be $150,000 in wealth taxes. Annually."

Where can you buy a house for a million? Not here.

https://goo.gl/SCbgfr

This one's not entirely unattractive, it's big and on a lot bigger than I've got, and damn close to where I grew up. Get it cheap (yeah, $1.2M cheap), lie lie a rug when you put in your remodeling permits so your property tax assessment doesn't explode (as if 1-and-change-percent of $1.2M a year isn't bad enough)...

...but it's cheek-by-jowl to one of the busiest freeway offramps in the Bay Area.

Posted by: JEM at September 21, 2017 01:58 PM (TppKb)

403 If you want to know how universal basic income works, there's a real world example. Saudi Arabia. The citizens get money from the oil. What was the response? They hauled in what is in effect slave labor to do all of the day to day work. There's a Saudi prince out there trying to get Saudis to, you know, get a job and that's going how you'd think.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 21, 2017 01:49 PM (mf5HN)

This is accurate. Also why Saudis are terrified of oil prices going down.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 01:58 PM (rp9xB)

404 397
Who's Meade and why do we want to kill him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2017 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

Well, he was pretty hesitant in following up the victory at Gettysburg...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 21, 2017 01:58 PM (ycWCI)

405 It would be pissed away overnight on new cars, new
homes, clothes, jewelry, etc. and they would still be in the same position they were. It will never be enough.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2017 01:53 PM

See, e.g., practically everybody who ever won the lottery. Lottery ticket buyers and those needing a basic income probably overlap a great deal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 01:58 PM (SRKgf)

406 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 21, 2017 01:59 PM (ycWCI)

407 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 01:59 PM (ctuyM)

408
Who's Meade and why do we want to kill him?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2017 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

He's a General commanding The Army of The Potomac and he let Lee escape back to Virgina after the Battle of Gettysburg. But he's dead already so killing him now would be pointless.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 21, 2017 02:00 PM (lKyWE)

409 Hey Ace, how about a GAINZZ post about your martial arts experiences? Why you took it up, why you keep it up, how it is going on your 29 y/o body, etc. I keep toying with the idea of boxing lessons myself. Might be informative for the rest of us.

Posted by: DM at September 21, 2017 02:00 PM (K0ulk)

410
This is accurate. Also why Saudis are terrified of oil prices going down.
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The middle east is like a bugs bunny cartoon where Yosemite Sam finds himself in the room filled with dynamite and the fuse he just lit is, unbeknownst to him, burning its way toward his location . . . and he's chuckling to himself about how clever he is.

Posted by: Lawrence OH! Donnell at September 21, 2017 02:01 PM (o94bb)

411 "Oh, oh, I'm sorry Ms. Holier than Thou Liberal, you're house in CT is worth $1 million and you have $500,000 in your husbands 401k? That'll be $150,000 in wealth taxes. Annually."

Oh, back to the comment I intended to write...

"Oh, I'm sorry Ms Holier Than Thou Liberal, your sixty-year-old mostly-original house in Cupertino is worth $2.3 million and you have $400K in your 401K, and you know that startup your husband's been working fourteen hours a day at? Well his nonquals just vested. Ka-ching! That'll be $750K a year. Annually."

Posted by: JEM at September 21, 2017 02:02 PM (TppKb)

412 It's almost comical watching the far left work it's way back, step by step, to Huey Long's "Share the Wealth" plan of 1934.

Wealth Tax - Wealth Limit - Income Limit - Free College Education - Guaranteed Leave - Guaranteed pensions for all over age 60 - Guaranteed Health Care -

The left loves to tell themselves that all of these ideas are "new", when Huey Long put the entire platform out there over 80 years ago.

Oh, and he thought he would probably need some pretty dictatorial powers if he was made President and had the chance to ram this through.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2017 02:02 PM (k1TUh)

413 Oh MWRrrrrrr, come and join ValuRite Pudding. Horde
is on Hellscream and Alliance is on Rexxar. Inspector Cussword, a friend
of his, my son and I have all been playing Horde fairly consistently of
late.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 01:55 PM (rp9xB)

oooooooh. There are HQ guilds? *SQUEE!*
I've got mostly Alliance characters, but I'm working on leveling up a couple Horde ones. All of mine are on Garona ATM.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 21, 2017 02:04 PM (4df7R)

414 But he's dead already so killing him now would be pointless.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 21, 2017 02:00 PM

Tell me about it.

Posted by: General N. B. Forrest's bones at September 21, 2017 02:05 PM (ctuyM)

415 233
>>Kimmel isn't the problem in this exchange, it's Stetler and Sopan Deb

Really? His histrionics started it and what exactly is trying accomplish? This isn't like Carolla's fruity flavored iced tea or dogs on planes. Kimmel is being blowhardy about a subject way out of his control and his knowledge. Lots of people have sick kids, but most of them don't have tv shows and scores of plastic, Hollywood "friends"to impress. Besides, who the heck cares about Brian Kilmeade?

Posted by: Wendy at September 21, 2017 02:06 PM (bpemY)

416 Posted by: JEM at September 21, 2017 02:02 PM (TppKb)

This. The Millionaire Next Door is a book for a reason. Part of it is that a million certainly is nothing like it used to be, but part is that people who start young, work hard, and are frugal can achieve such amounts while still having another 30 or so years of life. Such people shouldn't be punished for working hard or for inflation.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 02:07 PM (rp9xB)

417 Jimmy Kimmel is a man's man who did The Man Show because he's so manly and tough.

I used to like him but he's become womanly which is ironic.

Posted by: SillyBoy at September 21, 2017 02:08 PM (Q3oNv)

418 Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 21, 2017 02:04 PM (4df7R)

We should be running tonight. If you message me on Twitter I can be sure to be available.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 02:09 PM (rp9xB)

419 (as if 1-and-change-percent of $1.2M a year isn't bad enough)...

...but it's cheek-by-jowl to one of the busiest freeway offramps in the Bay Area.
Posted by: JEM at September 21, 2017 01:58 PM (TppKb)

I got news for you; 1+change % tax rate would be to kill for in Wi, where mil rates of 3+ aren't uncommon

Posted by: Geriatric Brawler at September 21, 2017 02:17 PM (z79tQ)

420 Lincoln was pissed as hell at Meade for not pursuing Lee, since Lincoln thought he could finally be rid of Lee once and for all. Lincoln was highly intelligent and had many wonderful qualities, but he was not a general and never showed much military aptitude (other than that he would never give up)

When Lincoln demanded he pursue Lee, Meade told Lincoln that having taken around 25,000 casualties in 3 days, his army was shot to pieces and that they had only hung on at Gettysburg by the skin of their teeth. If Lee was ready to retreat, let him, since the Army of the Potomac was not in any kind of condition to do anything at the moment. Lincoln was quite unhappy about this reply, but no one seriously doubts Meade's description of the situation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2017 02:19 PM (k1TUh)

421 I heard it a whole different way.

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 21, 2017 02:24 PM (JKFyN)

422 I'm not saying it's the Jews but,it's the Jews....
Valerie Plame

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2017 02:27 PM (rmVvL)

423 I hope I see Jimmy soon.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 21, 2017 02:31 PM (7kLRC)

424 future partner ???

WTF. Seems wrong on many levels.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 21, 2017 02:41 PM (vWMNq)

425 come on: liberals words are always love, conservatives words are always hate.
clear as the sun rising

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at September 21, 2017 03:04 PM (8RQER)

426 Stelter heard Kimmel wanting to pound another guy and got all excited. You might be misinterpreting what he means by "fist bump."

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2017 03:24 PM (6Krd7)

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