After Self-Reflection and Soul-Searching, Media Concludes It Has Been Politically Biased: Too Tough On Democrats

Nailed it.

Posted by: Ace at 06:26 PM

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1 Wtf?!

Posted by: Ruth at September 20, 2017 06:27 PM (T2aay)

2 Good grief. They can't seriously believe this, can they?

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 20, 2017 06:28 PM (XKZwp)

3
Those yoga and wedding e-mails won't bleach bit themselves, y'know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)

4 Fucking Sonobi.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2017 06:29 PM (E2ZuB)

5 2 Good grief. They can't seriously believe this, can they?
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 20, 2017 06:28 PM (XKZwp)

When the lying and true-believerism reaches the level we are at, then of course they will believe it.

Surely as Steiner will come.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:30 PM (mbhDw)

6 Leftist comedian discovers he should tell fewer jokes and more applause lines.

Posted by: wooga at September 20, 2017 06:30 PM (LupTM)

7
Here come da corgis....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:31 PM (mbhDw)

8 It's their shitty excuse and 40+ % of the sheep believe them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2017 06:32 PM (E2ZuB)

9 Yeah, those softball questions are brutal.

Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2017 06:32 PM (88xKn)

10 Breitbart's schadenboner is poking through from the afterlife.

Posted by: fluffy at September 20, 2017 06:33 PM (U0v/A)

11 It's hard to find fault with your heroes I guess

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 06:33 PM (6Ll1u)

12 Ha.

So Obama Nixoned Trump, AGW is being abandoned, and the media is ready for a rubber room. Quite a day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

13 Thank goodness they finally got a story right. I'll confidently update my bookmarks and make all of them first now.

Now if only they could concentrate on saying something derogatory about Trump, we might see real diversity and reform in the industry.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2017 06:34 PM (H8S+R)

14 Things just keep moving further and further into bizarro world.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 06:35 PM (Sfs6o)

15 Re: Journalists blaming themselves for talking too much about Clinton's emails. Great line:

"Democracy dies in excessive transparency, apparently."

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 06:35 PM (lwiT4)

16

Reminds me of when the Fake News decided they've been reporting fake global warming all wrong and ruled they would no longer include a single skeptic in their coverage.

Because....settled science (they decreed).

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2017 06:35 PM (v7M2G)

17 Hillary: I can't give absolution to people who stayed home and didn't vote for me.

They don't need your absolution, Hillary. You're not a priest and not the go between between they and God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:35 PM (iVOAv)

18 The power of Sonobi compels thee - Buy My Books!

You know you want to.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 20, 2017 06:35 PM (m9X4Y)

19
I'll tell you where the press fvcked up. They couldn't spend two minutes on the poll numbers, normalizing them to correct percentage of republican and democrats.

Instead they proclaimed the race over, allowing millions of democrats to remain home on election day, secure in the knowledge that Hillary had it 'in the bag'.

I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 20, 2017 06:36 PM (EgwCt)

20 I hope they all die choking on a big bag of dicks.

Posted by: Dang at September 20, 2017 06:36 PM (iKP4B)

21 The media has been letting Trump get away with murder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 20, 2017 06:36 PM (Nwg0u)

22 We can expect the Hitachi Wand to be used in all future interviews with Dims.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2017 06:37 PM (XFue2)

23 2 Good grief. They can't seriously believe this, can they?

They have to believe it. It's like the Monty Python skit about people living in apartments built by hypnosis. They can't stop believing it or everything collapses.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2017 06:37 PM (l9m7l)

24 Tune in next week, when Robin kicks himself for being too critical of Batman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 06:37 PM (hcyUh)

25 We are the enemy within.

Posted by: Chrissy Cilia at September 20, 2017 06:37 PM (Tyii7)

26 Is that Amy Fisher Chozik? And isn't The Atlantic's James Swallows the chick from the Austin Powers movie?

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 20, 2017 06:38 PM (yNyJy)

27 19
I'll tell you where the press fvcked up. They couldn't spend two minutes on the poll numbers, normalizing them to correct percentage of republican and democrats.

Instead they proclaimed the race over, allowing millions of democrats to remain home on election day, secure in the knowledge that Hillary had it 'in the bag'.

I'm not complaining.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 20, 2017 06:36 PM (EgwCt)

I think that is partially right. But so many more came out to vote Trump while Dems stayed home more because Hillary sucked than polls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:38 PM (mbhDw)

28 Wow.

Just wow.

We've gone beyond the Rubicon and are now on the dark side of the moon baby.

Coming soon: Hillary lost because she was too "nice," "competent" and "trustworthy."

/if we register as a support group, can Ace and COBs get federal cash?

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 06:38 PM (aT+Bx)

29 I can't give Absolut to people who stayed home and didn't vote for me. In fact I can't give it to those who didn't and did. I drank it all. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at September 20, 2017 06:38 PM (H8S+R)

30 Yeah, those softball questions are brutal.
----

"Your Most Royal Highness, God Among Men, what did you find most enchanting about your first night in the White House?"

Posted by: Some MSM Scrunt at September 20, 2017 06:38 PM (nILVB)

31 Stupidity rating: 10,000 millikohns.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 20, 2017 06:38 PM (Zd2ZF)

32 From the article:

The Atlantic's James Fallows, it seems, agrees with Hillary's contention that many in the press "can't bear to face their own role in helping elect Trump."

oh dear

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

33 I hope they're not choking. I got fucking warehouses ready to go.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks salesman at September 20, 2017 06:39 PM (E2ZuB)

34 >>After Self-Reflection and Soul-Searching, Media Concludes It Has Been Politically Biased: Too Tough On Democrats

Finally someone has said what no one is thinking.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2017 06:39 PM (4e+hS)

35 James Fallows was a journolister.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2017 06:39 PM (4e+hS)

36 Meanwhile the Democrat coalition of pseudo-victims, freaks and racialists is fracturing more and more each day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (mbhDw)

37 Soon, people. Soon.

Soon we will reach the tipping point. The event horizon for reality.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (Sfs6o)

38 Hillary said the media was on Trump's side, the talking point was started.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (ghofu)

39 So the Press's firm belief that Hillary had it in the bag caused her to lose?

OK...whatever.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (EyPfd)

40 They don't need your absolution, Hillary. You're not a priest and not the go between between they and God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:35 PM (iVOAv)

This piggish dimwit just blurts out "Jesus-y" sounding words without the slightest hint of awareness about theology or her own malignant narcissism. And it's always in the context of denigrating or insulting a political opponent (or political obstacle). It's just so freaking bizarre.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (hcyUh)

41 6 Leftist comedian discovers he should tell fewer jokes and more applause lines.
Posted by: wooga at September 20, 2017 06:30 PM (LupTM)

And make sure to weave your kids into a leftist narrative.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (a1WR4)

42 Relatedly, Pravda announced circa 1952 that a study had revealed it wasn't laudatory enough of Stalin.

Posted by: T at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (MmeCn)

43 You know, perhaps the Washington Post and their ilk should just admit that they're propagandists instead of journalists.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 20, 2017 06:41 PM (Zd2ZF)

44 This reminds me of the realization the media had in 2004 that they were being entirely too evenhanded and might have helped Republicans through their coverage of events.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 06:41 PM (39g3+)

45 mr. president, wings or chips and guac?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 06:41 PM (KP5rU)

46 As I've said repeatedly, the American media today are far, far, far worse than Pravda was during the Soviet era. They are outright traitors.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

47 Dr Spank: "James Fallows was a journolister."

Point of order... they're ALL journolisters. Some were just registered.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2017 06:41 PM (H8S+R)

48 Nobody talks about this with FISA, but it is only to be used in cases of imminent attack, or of investigation related to actual destruction.

IOW, the Obama would have to make the case that Manafort or other Trump associates were planning a terrorist attack or working with the Russians to kill Americans.

Posted by: MAGA at September 20, 2017 06:42 PM (LnOh3)

49 Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (hcyUh)

I think she thinks she's her own Goddess or if she believes in Jesus he's her besetst friend who would never find fault with anything she did because of her entitlement

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:42 PM (iVOAv)

50 As Harwood puts it, she was "foolish/selfish."

Yet another is criticized for the same...

Posted by: golfman at September 20, 2017 06:42 PM (48QDY)

51 39 So the Press's firm belief that Hillary had it in the bag caused her to lose?

OK...whatever.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (EyPfd)

I know I had it in the bag, cause I saw it in there when I was half-way in myself!

*hic*

Posted by: (You know who, come on.) at September 20, 2017 06:43 PM (hcyUh)

52 More fake news you will not hear about-

Two Democrats in Congress were arrested Tuesday while sitting on the street outside of Trump Tower in Manhattan.

Reps. Luis Gutierrez, D-Ill., and Raul Grijalva, D-Ariz., were on the scene as part of yet another protest against President Trump.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 20, 2017 06:43 PM (mcI77)

53 TASS was always good for holding the Party accountable for their shortcomings.

The MSM should seek to emulate them.

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2017 06:43 PM (5VlCp)

54 Again from the article:

New York Times reporter Amy Chozick, who covered Clinton during the campaign, admitted to CNN's Brian Stelter that reporters should probably do some "soul searching" regarding coverage that undermined history's rightful outcome.

*thud*

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 06:43 PM (lwiT4)

55 46 As I've said repeatedly, the American media today are far, far, far worse than Pravda was during the Soviet era. They are outright traitors.
Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

Pravda was loyal.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2017 06:43 PM (XFue2)

56 43 You know, perhaps the Washington Post and their ilk should just admit that they're propagandists instead of journalists.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 20, 2017 06:41 PM (Zd2ZF)

I think they did as much a while back. IIRC someone said in all seriousness that their duty was to abandon objectivity and openly attack PDT. And this was not a pundit but a journalist, so-called.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

57 Nork media is insufficiently adoring of Kim Jong Un.

Score for latest 18 holes of golf: 4.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

58 Wow, just wow.

How can any person who has had a complete thought in their life believe this shit?

Hillary has splinters in the windmills of her mind.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 06:44 PM (79p/O)

59 Aww come on, people. You know the media absolutely helped elect Trump. Every time they opened their smug virtue signalling pie holes another deplorable made a silent vow.

Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at September 20, 2017 06:44 PM (vfC/C)

60 Another beauty.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at September 20, 2017 06:45 PM (Zd2ZF)

61 Reps. Luis Gutierrez, D-Ill., and Raul Grijalva, D-Ariz., were on the scene as part of yet another protest against President Trump.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 20, 2017 06:43 PM (mcI77)

I'm sure Gutierrez's boyfriend Paula Ryan had him bailed out before the start of GOT.

Snuggle time, y'know.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 20, 2017 06:45 PM (z79tQ)

62 Oh great. Expect Trippy McFaceplant to release a new book, Other Shit That Happened, in 2 months.

Posted by: jsg at September 20, 2017 06:45 PM (pj5g5)

63 Critical Theory at work.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (XFue2)

64 Brokaw and Rose stating after Obama wins election "we really don't know much about Obama"

Yet they halod that miscreant from his beginning on the political stage . As they did B Clinton and H Clinton after they drug Obama for the thrill of their lives.

Hard on Dems?
ever heard a dem called Nazi, racist? I heard them with Bush, I heard it with Romney, yet yet

hard on Dems? spare me the lies lying jackasses.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (FKrah)

65 *sigh* so what would being biased FOR democrats look like exactly?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (rb1zT)

66 What were in the Hillary emails? Dunno

Who were included in those emails? Dunno

Which laws were broken? Dunno

Who went to jail? Dunno

etc etc etc

Yep...we really got to the bottom of that one!

Posted by: The FNM at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (aZq03)

67 Hang your head in shame msm, DNC donations are way down. I can't give you absolution for this.

Posted by: cankles at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (12Vsr)

68 BUZZZZZZZER!

X

Wrong answer. Two more tries.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (Enq6K)

69 58 Wow, just wow.

How can any person who has had a complete thought in their life believe this shit?

Hillary has splinters in the windmills of her mind.
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 06:44 PM (79p/O)

Well, that's the problem right there. Too many of the younger generation and sadly older as well have been completely brainwashed from kindergarten.

In fact, Rush mentioned a poll where fully 20% of college age respondents agreed with the statement that it was necessary and required to use violence to silence speech that was not of the approved variety.

Just wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)

70 Can you name one, just one, person in your life circle who would use the term "absolution"? And then use it for themselves?

And yet Hillary!, one of the most repulsive secularists on the planet, did.

I marvel at Her Loathsomeness.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (H8S+R)

71 Well.

The Globalists have squared their own circle , eaten their own tail, drank their own urine.

Sort of a Satanic inverse crucifixion ritual.

"We Are The Martyred Divinity" starring WaPo.

Bloody Hell, indeed.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (2wRtc)

72 Ward regrets being hard on The Beaver.

Posted by: The Bag of Dicks Times at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (Tyii7)

73 Good Samaritan who subduded Starbucks armed robber is sued by robber because he was all mean and shit.

https://tinyurl.com/y727crbd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (Nwg0u)

74 hard on Dems,
tingles up my leg!
hard on dems He's like G-d

hard pn Dems, Halo's galore

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (FKrah)

75 Are you questioning my self awareness, you fucking rubes!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (O5Q3r)

76 Illinois congressman protests Manhattan building while President is in Washington.

Totally not a jack-off session.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

77 59 Aww come on, people. You know the media absolutely helped elect Trump. Every time they opened their smug virtue signalling pie holes another deplorable made a silent vow.
Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at September 20, 2017 06:44 PM (vfC/C)

You've got a point there.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (sdi6R)

78 Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (hcyUh)

And thanks. The first sentence made me laugh. Well put and sardonic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (iVOAv)

79
Speaking of North Korea, the Chozick Reservoir of inane.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:48 PM (mbhDw)

80 Hard on Dems means they occasionally reported actual News.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 06:48 PM (3fXxc)

81 I marvel at Her Loathsomeness.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2017 06:46 PM (H8S+R)

O.K. That made me laugh too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:48 PM (iVOAv)

82 STOP THE PRESSES! TRUMP LIKES PUSSY!!!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (Nwg0u)

83 76 Illinois congressman protests Manhattan building while President is in Washington.

Totally not a jack-off session.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

It would have been funny if there was a crucial vote in the House and the Dems lost by one vote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (mbhDw)

84 "Amy Chozik."

Whatever happened to commenter Mrs. Chokesondick?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (398bZ)

85 Shorter MSM: "Shoulda gone 100% all in instead of just 99.5%!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (W+vEI)

86 media, cheats on debates, Gives Dems a preview of Questions. Hillary
Media cheats by helping Obama on Terrorism . Crawley..
yes hard on dems..

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (FKrah)

87 On to items of more immediate concern -
Pizzas ordered. Dominoes thin crust, pepperoni and mushroom on one and sausage and green pepper on the other.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (Sfs6o)

88 Sonobi Reptile Pantsuit!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (79p/O)

89 84 "Amy Chozik."

Whatever happened to commenter Mrs. Chokesondick?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (398bZ)

I believe ban-hammered a while back IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (mbhDw)

90 In fact, Rush mentioned a poll where fully 20% of college age
respondents agreed with the statement that it was necessary and required
to use violence to silence speech that was not of the approved variety.

Just wow.
===

JJ, there are 2 college boys and a high school boy down South that know and believe their Declaration , their Constitution and their Bible.

They tell me that their friends are just like them. And they are many.

That's all I know. It's gets me through.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (2wRtc)

91 Pizzas ordered. Dominoes thin crust, pepperoni and mushroom on one and sausage and green pepper on the other.

I'll be right over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (39g3+)

92 Matt Lauer was mean to the Sonobi Reptile Pantsuit.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (79p/O)

93 The MSM elected Trump, they gave him millions of free advertising hoping to destroy him. But elected him instead, good job assholes.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (6Ll1u)

94 It's a circle the wagons panic, no?

For MSM, the night is dark and full of terrors.

I've been waiting on a few good indictments. Let us pray!
It'll expose MSM for killing stories with pillows, which is the worst thing they've done.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (cAXIk)

95 We didn't go far enough to make sure We got who we wanted to Win.

so let's do better- media

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (FKrah)

96 86 media, cheats on debates, Gives Dems a preview of Questions. Hillary
Media cheats by helping Obama on Terrorism . Crawley..
yes hard on dems..
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (FKrah)

Where's Candy Store Crowley these days? Not that I care.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (mbhDw)

97 Can you name one, just one, person in your life circle who would use the term "absolution"? And then use it for themselves?

Yes-a priest but only in the specific context of confession, not about somebody not voting for them.
That's so weird. So evidently in her mind not voting for her is a sin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (iVOAv)

98 This is odd. I thought the media-Democrat complex was sick of Hillary. That she had fallen out of favor.

But now she has beat them with a stick in her book and in interviews, and they are backing down. I'm not sure what the dynamics at play here are. Maybe they are trying to preserve the *appearance* of unity for their audience?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (/qEW2)

99
Can you name one, just one, person in your life circle who would use the term "absolution"?
=======================

Right now he's making tacos.

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 06:51 PM (lwiT4)

100 Pizzas ordered. Dominoes thin crust, pepperoni and mushroom on one and sausage and green pepper on the other.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 06:49 PM (Sfs6o)

Don't like the square pieces for the thin.

Posted by: golfman at September 20, 2017 06:51 PM (48QDY)

101 I know what America needs, More progressive support by the media.
Because They might lose a time or two otherwise.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:51 PM (FKrah)

102
Where's Candy Store Crowley these days? Not that I care.
===

Transitioning to a man.

'Mansition'

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 06:51 PM (2wRtc)

103 Wait - Amy Chozik had a FULL TIME gig covering Hillary Clinton. The only thing she covered. And well before the campaign started. The NYT decided that they needed to dedicate a person to covering her.

I do think that the press did libs a disservice by wrapping them in a bubble. But, look, if you cover Hillary all the time, you have to find something to write. And yoga and wedding plans can't justify a full time gig.

You have to write about the things that actually happen.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2017 06:52 PM (jHrzU)

104 Right now he's making tacos.

Posted by: grammie winger
==

I giggled.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 06:52 PM (2wRtc)

105 Hillary: Dracula

MSM: Renfield

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

106 Breaking: Sources Say Senator Bob Menendez Actually A Democrat.

Posted by: This...is CNN at September 20, 2017 06:52 PM (O5Q3r)

107 >>Where's Candy Store Crowley these days?

Making love to King Sized Snickers, no boubt.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 06:52 PM (m0t8t)

108 J.J i'm sure she is licking anothers boots by now.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:52 PM (FKrah)

109
I'll be right over.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (39g3+)
-------
I'll rassle up a refreshing malt beverage and another paper plate.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Sfs6o)

110 What is the only way to solve this problem of the MSM?

Be MUCH NICER to Hillary and the Dems in 2018 and 2020!!!

They won't double down.

They won't triple down.

They're going to quadruple down, which means that Pravda will look like a 1970s version of the Encyclopedia Britannica.

I'm thinking every news piece will read like either a romance novel or some sort of sort core porn.

Unless it's about Republicans, then the coverage will be... different.

"Trump: More like Hitler or Stalin? Our Panel Discussion is Next. "

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 06:53 PM (aT+Bx)

111 I guess Apple had some inner-reflection and soul searching today and came out and told the world- Hey, our Apple watches don't fucking work. Now FOAD.

MFM will not mention this.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 20, 2017 06:53 PM (mcI77)

112 They never stop.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 20, 2017 06:53 PM (6dFYM)

113
That's so weird. So evidently in her mind not voting for her is a sin.
--

So... God complex?

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 06:53 PM (aT+Bx)

114 What average American such as myself really like is the constant boot-licking of Hillary! by the media.

Normal people love to hear the media excoriating themselves over the fact that they didn't hide Hillary!'s illegal server and crimes well enough-

especially at the end of a hard day.

Please let us hear more about how unfair it was that Hillary! lost the Presidential Race.

We love that stuff.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 06:54 PM (NyJwR)

115 My favourite pizza is sausage and pepperonis

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 06:54 PM (6Ll1u)

116 MSM delenda est.

From the end of the conventions until election day, MSM beat on Trump every day in the largest negative branding campaign in history, an in-kind contribution to Hillary worth over $2 billion. Hillary herself spent over $1 billion, mostly trashing Trump.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2017 06:54 PM (cAXIk)

117 That one twists the knife nicely. So, by the reasoning at the link, if they started treating Trump nicely today, then we would distrust him so much that we would demand a recount? They couldn't do it. They little heads would explode.

Posted by: goon at September 20, 2017 06:54 PM (EaQ6/)

118
Look upon me, and despair.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at September 20, 2017 06:54 PM (2wRtc)

119 media- we should have bought more boxes of Halo. we ran out at just the wrong moment.

Hey media how are your polls doing?

talk about trying to thwart voters.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:54 PM (FKrah)

120 90 Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 06:50 PM (2wRtc)

Thank goodness. Yeah, I know the insanity we see in Berkeley and elsewhere is not indicative of the nation as a whole. And considering the nature of this post, that reinforces that notion. But still. Too many.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

121 What's funny is they're still pretending that we didn't see the DNC and Pdesta emails confirming that they are active, enthusiastic members of the Democrat party and the Hillary campaign, going so far as to volunteer oppo research on Trump, Hillary ad ideas, bragging about tearing into GOP candidates while serving as moderators, and requests for input on questions to grill Trump with.

Amazing.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

122 Pffft...who needs Wisconsin?

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (79p/O)

123 Old and busted NYT motto: All the News Fit To Print

New hotness: This newspaper is meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (Nwg0u)

124 I just hope that someday Hillary can forgive them.

Posted by: Multiple Miggs at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

125 "They never stop. Posted by: The Chicken"

An we aint gonna neither.

Posted by: cotton pickin finger licking chicken plucker at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (UdKB7)

126 Don't like the square pieces for the thin.
Posted by: golfman at September 20, 2017 06:51 PM (48QDY)
--------
Agreed. un-American. Although WeaselWoman is particularly enamored of the odd edge pieces for some reason.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (Sfs6o)

127 Delusion is not a perfume sold over the counter at nordstoms. The CoC aren't the only ones that like cheap labor.

Your job is to turn out 25 clickbait outrage pieces every 3 days.
It's a lefty marketing strategy to keep the newspapers alive.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (nTvj+)

128 Wadaya think about that?

Posted by: cotton pickin finger licking chicken plucker at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (UdKB7)

129 Will there be a Sonobi booth at the LV Moron Meetup? Will they hand out cheap goggles so you can see the hidden subliminal messages in the ad?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (e1mEI)

130 Hillary needs to have one spiritual advisor in her life who doesn't accept the bs, isn't a slavish Democrat voter who isn't greedy for money and isn't worried about getting bumped off because there is years of stuff Hillary needs to confess and repent of.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (iVOAv)

131 poor media, they thought they had This election in the bag... again..

hahahahahaha

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (FKrah)

132 Maybe the media-Democrat complex isn't as monolithic as we think. Before Hillary set up her secret server, she could have just called up various outlets and said, "I'm going to do something highly illegal that will involve risks to national security that may jeopardize my election chances. But I expect you to run cover for me if anything goes sideways." And they'd reply "Okay. Understood". Instead, there was actually some leakage of the truth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (/qEW2)

133 I guess Apple had some inner-reflection and soul searching today and came out and told the world- Hey, our Apple watches don't fucking work. Now FOAD.

Ha. Smug mode.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

134 I can't keep my democrat theology straight. Barry says sin is anything that doesn't agree with his values. Hillary is withhold absolution and retain the keys to the kingdom. So, Pre-trib or Post-trib?

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (lwiT4)

135 Hillary needs to have one spiritual advisor in her life who doesn't accept the bs, isn't a slavish Democrat voter who isn't greedy for money and isn't worried about getting bumped off because there is years of stuff Hillary needs to confess and repent of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Bwahahahahahaha

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (79p/O)

136 Agreed. un-American. Although WeaselWoman is particularly enamored of the odd edge pieces for some reason.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (Sfs6o)

Guess we could request one half to be cut conventionally.

Posted by: golfman at September 20, 2017 06:57 PM (48QDY)

137 In before Toby and Country Boy.

Posted by: The Scorpion at September 20, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh)

138 willow... yo...

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 06:57 PM (zSVEm)

139 grammie, the media and progressives might think They are G-ds. I've never believed it

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:57 PM (FKrah)

140 Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (79p/O)

Are you laughing because it isn't gonna happen-that a person would do this or laughing because she won't confess and repent?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (iVOAv)

141 Hillary needs to have one spiritual advisor in her life who doesn't accept the bs, isn't a slavish Democrat voter who isn't greedy for money and isn't worried about getting bumped off because there is years of stuff Hillary needs to confess and repent of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (iVOAv)

Jesus?

Posted by: golfman at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (48QDY)

142 Can you name one, just one, person in your life circle who would use the term "absolution"?

-
I say, "Make mine Absolute" fairly regularly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (Nwg0u)

143 Are you laughing because it isn't gonna happen-that a person would do this or laughing because she won't confess and repent?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Both.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (79p/O)

144 After reflection and prayerful consideration of our overreaction to Hillary's emails, we spiked the story of Rex Tillerson's briefcase full of national security secrets found in the men's bathroom at the bus station in Terre Haute, Indiana.

Spiked it. Because we're all virtuous and shit.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (398bZ)

145 kraken. afternoon, at least there is something to laugh at today.
what a dreary few weeks it's been.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (FKrah)

146 Trump's whole philosophy as a celebrity has always been:

"Everyone loves a winner. Nobody loves a loser".

Everything that's happened so far since the election has shown the average, disengaged voter that Trump is a Winner and Hillary (and the progressive apparatus around her) is a whiny, panicky, insecure, losery Loser.

Won't win any debate points in a strict Lincoln-Douglass format, but damn if it ain't effective.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (hcyUh)

147 Yeah just look at that wall to wall coverage of the pedo mayor of Seattle and Senator Menendez's corruption trial. Just so partisan against the Dems its just so unfair!

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 06:59 PM (z/Ubi)

148 THAT VIOLIN COP ON FOX IS FROM LAKE GENEVA

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

149 Beg for absolution from Pope Hillarious I!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

150 buzzion, that's Local!

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:59 PM (FKrah)

151 >>Where's Candy Store Crowley these days?
.............

Moo.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (HgMAr)

152 Posted by: golfman at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (48QDY)

She'll meet him after she dies, but it would be nice if he made an appearance before them in some miraculous manner. I read about Muslims having visions of Jesus and they turn away from islam and to Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (iVOAv)

153 Thank goodness. Yeah, I know the insanity we see in Berkeley and elsewhere is not indicative of the nation as a whole.
-JJ
===

JJ,

If there were a revolution? Of young vibrant people, who believe in what is good, who read the Bible , who care about their country and their neighbor?

You would NEVER hear a single word.

Not. One.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (2wRtc)

154 STOP THE HAMMERING!

Posted by: Laurence O'Donnel at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (m0t8t)

155 Lawrence O'Donnell is ready to slice like a hammer:

https://tinyurl.com/y8j763zz

Posted by: phineas gage at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (ALDN3)

156 Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:57 PM (FKrah)
=======================

Hello willow! May your new year be a sweet one for you and your family!

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (lwiT4)

157 145

kraken. afternoon, at least there is something to laugh at today.
what a dreary few weeks it's been.
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 06:58 PM (

Word. You feel like an Apple watch...assuming they are sentient??

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (zSVEm)

158 in fact what a horrible decade it's been. altogether.
but hey having a broke ass country is Great!

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:01 PM (FKrah)

159 Hillary sees herself as Joan of Arc.

She is riding like Paula Revere warning the Russians are coming! Hitler is coming!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 07:01 PM (79p/O)

160 kraken, apple taking a hit wouldn't bother me at all .

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:01 PM (FKrah)

161 Where's Candy Store Crowley these days?
.............

Moo.
Posted by: Candy Crowley

They put her out to pasture?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 20, 2017 07:01 PM (Nwg0u)

162 " All My Hitlers"

Posted by: by Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (2wRtc)

163 So they're trying to bring mojo potatoes out west. Noho brah.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (6Ll1u)

164 Hillary now screams that she should have gotten 100% MSM loyalty.

She doesn't credit the Obaman strategy of creating just a little controlled negative coverage to make the con look credible.

Recall that the during the campaign she scorched Donna Brazile for letting Matt Lauer ask obvious follow-up questions.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (cAXIk)

165 grammie , ty, may it be so, and may all our lives be...

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (FKrah)

166 Maybe we misheard. She said Absolut and the shun was just her slurring her words.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (nTvj+)

167
148 THAT VIOLIN COP ON FOX IS FROM LAKE GENEVA
Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

Is that where they make USA! USA! Swiss cheese?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (e1mEI)

168 Lawrence O'Donnell is ready to slice like a hammer:

He's always been a loon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

169 162 " All My Hitlers"
Posted by: by Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (2wRtc)

All My Adolf Hipsters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

170 Hillary needs to have one spiritual advisor in her life who doesn't accept the bs, isn't a slavish Democrat voter who isn't greedy for money and isn't worried about getting bumped off because there is years of stuff Hillary needs to confess and repent of.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Not a Christian, but I think in a Christian context she is hard of heart.

In other words, if by advisor you are talking about God, she'd ignore him. If you're talking about a human, she'd cut him/her out of her clique.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (/qEW2)

171 The Rodhamite Heresy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (hcyUh)

172 If there were a revolution? Of young vibrant people, who believe in what is good, who read the Bible , who care about their country and their neighbor?

You would NEVER hear a single word.

Not. One.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (2wRtc)

They're too busy being Capitalists.

Posted by: golfman at September 20, 2017 07:03 PM (48QDY)

173 the only thing that would make me happier than media tears, is they become as broke as all those that lost their jobs, homes, as millions did during their 'better years' of obama

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:03 PM (FKrah)

174 I read about Muslims having visions of Jesus and they turn away from islam and to Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:00 PM (iVOAv)
===============================

My not-theology-student opinion on that is - because the Scriptures are not available to them, and for the most part they have no contact with Christians, God is pulling a couple of pages from Acts and rolling out the Apostolic gifts. Anyway, Probably inaccurate but it's the best I've got so far.

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

175 O,k, Totally off track. Just got an e-mail-"Your smartphone is sharing your nudes Nope; I think not. I don't have a smartphone and have never taken a picture of nudes in my life. I'm easily amused today. the two hours lunch with the narcissist made me slap happy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:04 PM (iVOAv)

176 Rumors that I'm transitioning to co-star with Lena Dunham in the remake of "Jake and the Fat Man" are a bit overdone.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 20, 2017 07:04 PM (398bZ)

177 160

kraken, apple taking a hit wouldn't bother me at all .
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:01 PM (FKrah)

And yet, I am buying a new ipad this year.... I just can't quit you, Apple...

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:04 PM (zSVEm)

178 Self-reflection. You know, like a vampire with a mirror.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2017 07:04 PM (mJ8mX)

179 what a decade, I hope that much improvement will be had in the next for all of us.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:04 PM (FKrah)

180 147 Yeah just look at that wall to wall coverage of the pedo mayor of Seattle and Senator Menendez's corruption trial. Just so partisan against the Dems its just so unfair!
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 06:59 PM (z/Ubi)

They're both more than 10 miles away from me, so *yawn*.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

181 kraken, many good products I can't deny it, But I srsly am just not that fond of their politking

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:05 PM (FKrah)

182 176 Rumors that I'm transitioning to co-star with Lena Dunham in the remake of "Jake and the Fat Man" are a bit overdone.
Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 20, 2017 07:04 PM (398bZ)

So wait, you were gonna play Jake?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:05 PM (hcyUh)

183 Has GoK been around lately?

He missed our last "Trump Cult of Personality" meeting.

I miss that kid.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 07:06 PM (2wRtc)

184
O,k, Totally off track. Just got an e-mail-"Your smartphone is sharing
your nudes Nope....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The proper response is "that's the world's problem".

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2017 07:06 PM (LAe3v)

185 I read that drivel

"driving history's rightful outcome"

What the absolute finicky hogwarsh is a rightful outcome?

The Press exists to REPORT THE DAYUM NEWS NOT SHAPE IT OR DRAPE IT OR RAPE IT--nothing more and nothing less.

The Editorial Page or the News talk shows are the place for the Press' every loving opinion.

Nothing makes me any madder than the Press forcing their way into some disaster on the premise that the public had a right to know how Mrs. Hammerschmidt felt when she learned that her entire family was lost at sea or whatever and yet, when it really, really counts, they hide behind their Constitutional protections and whine about Freedom of the Press.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:06 PM (kXoT0)

186 176 Rumors that I'm transitioning to co-star with Lena Dunham in the remake of "Jake and the Fat Man" are a bit overdone.
Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 20, 2017 07:04 PM (398bZ)

So wait, you were gonna play Jake?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:05 PM (

Buffalo Woman.... tribal name...

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:06 PM (zSVEm)

187 also maybe the next iPhone won't cost 900 bucks.

you know to help their consumers out.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:06 PM (FKrah)

188 Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

Sounds good. Not that many people who are Muslim except fort scholars or religious leaders read the Koran. The Mosque members go by what their religious leaders say. I have friend who's had a lot of dealings with Muslims and has traveled everywhere. He's says it's a very easy religion and allows you to hold onto your anger and displace it against people who you think did you wrong, which is why it's so popular in prisons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:07 PM (iVOAv)

189 >>Hillary needs to have one spiritual advisor in her
life who doesn't accept the bs, isn't a slavish Democrat voter who isn't
greedy for money and isn't worried about getting bumped off because
there is years of stuff Hillary needs to confess and repent of.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (iVOAv)

Jesus?

Posted by: golfman
------------

Sybian

Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2017 07:07 PM (/Nite)

190 Bill and Melinda Gates spoke to a small select crowd today with a special guest, the JEF. Topic:Addressing Global Health and Poverty Issues.

MFM were crowding each other out of the room.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 20, 2017 07:07 PM (mcI77)

191 In a way, it kind of sucks that a Republican is president. When the world ends in 3 days, the media will surely blame Trump.

Of course, if Clinton were president, she'd blame the Republicans, too.

By the way, is the blog going to have a report about whether it gets dark at noon in Jerusalem on Saturday? I'm not suggesting that the Chess Thread gets bumped, but The End Of The World might warrant its own post. I'd hate to have it relegated to an in-case-you-missed-it thing.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 20, 2017 07:07 PM (zkGZ8)

192 Speaking of the world of missing persons... does bCochran play here anymore? Lots of personas are gone now..

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:08 PM (zSVEm)

193 As any journalism professor could tell you, the purpose of reporting is to answer basic questions, like Who? What? When? Where? Why? And does this story help bolster the chances of the Democratic Party's candidate or not?

Not necessarily asked in this order, of course.

Posted by: Jess Sessions getting an idea while smoking weed at September 20, 2017 07:08 PM (SRKgf)

194 Speaking of moonbats who have gone guano, didja see that Maxine "Walks On* Waters launched into an impeachment rant during the eulogy to "comedian" Dick Gregory?

Class. The woman is pure class.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 20, 2017 07:08 PM (Nwg0u)

195 Gates would be better if He chose politicking wisely.

He makes great choices and very poor choices.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:09 PM (FKrah)

196 They honest-to-God believe FAB lost because of the biased media and Ellen Degeneres making Hills dance on the show.

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 20, 2017 07:09 PM (pz6b2)

197 After Self-Reflection and Soul-Searching, Media Concludes It Has Been Politically Biased: Too Tough On Democrats

After self-reflection and soul-searching, Hitler concludes he may have been too easy on the Jews

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2017 07:09 PM (eh0Va)

198 Bill and Melinda Gates spoke to a small select crowd today with a special guest, the JEF. Topic:Addressing Global Health and Poverty Issues.

Should've been "Topic:Addressing Global Health, Poverty, and Low Intellligence Issues.

Posted by: Jess Sessions getting an idea while smoking weed at September 20, 2017 07:09 PM (SRKgf)

199 >>>I hope they all die choking on a big bag of dicks.

I think we are sort of half way through that process....

Posted by: Max Power at September 20, 2017 07:09 PM (q177U)

200 My AC went out today. Sept. 20th, 92 degrees...and my friggin' AC goes out.

I have entered annoyed bitch mode.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM (Enq6K)

201 kraken, I saw him a few days ago. He's such a fun guy, I dunno why He rarely chats anymore.
People come and go, move on or just take a break from the sound and fury

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM (FKrah)

202 Yes, I know that this should be in the Saturday book thread, but, dammit, it's only Wednesday! And I need to vent!
Anybody read William Forstchen's final book in the One Second After trilogy? At the end, he almost names names of the government/deep state people responsible for saving themselves at the expense of the country. I was beside myself because it was a perfectly logical story arc from today's headlines.
Damn, he's a good storyteller, but it hit me hard. We sit here every day and note the crap that's going on and that no one is getting arrested, much less called on it. We are on our own whether we like it or not.

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM (5M5cN)

203 Speaking of the world of missing persons... does bCochran play here anymore? Lots of personas are gone now..
Posted by: kraken

I see him occasionally at the H2. It's too much trouble to look around. I'm an AoS and WZ kinda gal. Druge can suck it.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM (79p/O)

204 What's funny is they're still pretending that we didn't see the DNC and Pdesta emails confirming that they are active, enthusiastic members of the Democrat party and the Hillary campaign, going so far as to volunteer oppo research on Trump, Hillary ad ideas, bragging about tearing into GOP candidates while serving as moderators, and requests for input on questions to grill Trump with.

Amazing.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2017 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

And that Donna Brazile did not get the debate questions, that Hillary did not have an ear piece feeding her her lines, and lastly that some flunky did not meet her in the bowels of that building hand her some stuff, escort her to the podium, place stuff on the podium, and then retrieve it afterwards.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM (kXoT0)

205 What the absolute finicky hogwarsh is a rightful outcome?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:06 PM (kXoT0)

You know what? Reading this, a word popped in to my mind:

"Cliquespeak". It's not so much "NewSpeak" in the Orwell sense of an imposed bastardization of language from above, but an organic desire to sound more authentic than others when spewing complete nonsense out of your dippy little hipster facehole. It's not relevant if you ARE right, you just have to SOUND right.

I don't know if "Cliquespeak" is a word or not, or if this phenomenon already has a better name, but if it isn't, I'm claiming it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM (hcyUh)

206 OT:

I know several in the Horde, myself included, have lamented that the next level of sexual depravity targeted for normalization by Hollywood and its soulless leftist masters would be polyamorous relations and pederasty.

So it was with keen interest that I read this round-up of this year's potential list of Oscar nominated films that pretty much make the Horde come off as Hordstradamus.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ngffwy

Posted by: This is CNN at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM (q9M3y)

207 In what world was the MSM unfair with any democrat?

I just can't go there..... How in the fuck..... Nope. The only right leaning outlets net to be sought out. The leftist view is jammed down everywhere all the time without end.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 20, 2017 07:11 PM (0OmEj)

208 They honest-to-God believe FAB lost because of the biased media and Ellen Degeneres making Hills dance on the show.
==

...and snipers, and head injury, and Comey, and the vast right-wing conspiracy, and Wiener, and bimbos, and Macedonians...

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 07:11 PM (2wRtc)

209 The MSM and Hillary remind me of Billy Joel's "Angry Young Man"

He refuses to learn from mistakes that he makes so he can't understand why his heart always breaks, and he'll go to his grave as an angry old man"

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2017 07:11 PM (eh0Va)

210 187

also maybe the next iPhone won't cost 900 bucks.

you know to help their consumers out.
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:06 PM (

I still have a 5s phone... the Verizon kid gets all excited when I go into the store... I break her heart when I don't upgrade.... they must get some sort of reward...

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:11 PM (zSVEm)

211 Hillary needs to have one spiritual advisor in her
life who doesn't accept the bs, isn't a slavish Democrat voter who isn't greedy for money and isn't worried about getting bumped off because there is years of stuff Hillary needs to confess and repent of.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 06:56 PM (iVOAv)

How about Jim Jones? He's perfect for her, except for the greedy for money part.

Posted by: Jess Sessions getting an idea while smoking weed at September 20, 2017 07:11 PM (SRKgf)

212 After self-reflection and soul-searching, Marion Barry concludes the bitch set me up.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2017 07:11 PM (LAe3v)

213 I better go take out the trash. The sun has already set. Sunset is getting earlier rapidly.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

214 What the absolute finicky hogwarsh is a rightful outcome?
=======================================

I'm gonna go with 'Viking Invasion'.

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 20, 2017 07:12 PM (lwiT4)

215 Bill and Melinda Gates spoke to a small select crowd today with a special guest, the JEF. Topic:Addressing Global Health and Poverty Issues.
..............

Consensus solution: tax the shit out of Americans and throw it down the third world toilet.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2017 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

216 we are NEVER going to reach peak stupidity...

because they just keep digging.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 07:12 PM (Zo3HG)

217 And they always misspell my surname!!!

Posted by: Amy Choksondick at September 20, 2017 07:12 PM (mJ8mX)

218 If the media had been doing their jobs even semi-competently, they would not have been stuck with that pathetic felon as a candidate.

Honest coverage might have forced Obama to cut the Bitch loose and turn to Biden.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 07:13 PM (0jtPF)

219 I guess we can expect some blockbuster reporting on Debbie Awanaman Schultz any day now right ?

Posted by: jsg at September 20, 2017 07:13 PM (pj5g5)

220 I better go take out the trash.

We did last November.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 07:13 PM (79p/O)

221 After self-reflection and soul-searching, Anthony Weiner concludes "that 15 year old is a tease".

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2017 07:13 PM (LAe3v)

222 kraken, they might get a commission? I would think most people have their mind already made up when they hit the store, at least my kids are, they've already saved the money and then hit the store

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2017 07:13 PM (FKrah)

223 The Rodhamite Heresy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:02 PM (hcyUh)

Rum, Rodhamy, and the Lash are its sacred precepts.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 07:13 PM (NyJwR)

224 I see the media has its new talking point. PDT emboldened the norks with his speech at the UN. Fat boy can play it in a loop on tv and radio.
But their constant bashing of PDT doesn't embolden them. That can also be played in loop 24/7. Actually it doesn't need t loop, there's at least 3 full days of these blithering idiots denegrating Trump. They don't think that this makes the norks think that Trump is an idiot and hated by all of the people in the US.
Traitors, all of them. Traitors who need to be charged, tried and imprisoned.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 20, 2017 07:13 PM (N3JsI)

225 200

My AC went out today. Sept. 20th, 92 degrees...and my friggin' AC goes out.

I have entered annoyed bitch mode.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM (

Big 'ol chunk of ice, oscillating fan, and a wash tub.... " two weeks"... good Smeagol always helps nice hobbitses..

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:14 PM (zSVEm)

226 ...Like sending a fox to check on the hens!

Posted by: TN VOLUNTEER at September 20, 2017 07:14 PM (y385q)

227 These Fcukers have been the Marketing Branch of Leftist Elitism since around 1950.

Fcuk em. Fcuk em all.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 07:15 PM (2wRtc)

228 Nevertheless, they persisted . . . in quadrupling down on stupid.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 20, 2017 07:15 PM (Zd2ZF)

229 Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:11 PM (zSVEm)

They don't even make my phone anymore. It has a little keyboard you pull out. I only know one other person who has this-my friend who's about 14 years older than I am. I refuse to get anything else, but i suppose when the one dies I'll have to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:15 PM (iVOAv)

230 190 Under Fire:

I caught some of that on CBS radio, I think. Zero was sadly but humbly noting the fact that the GOP keeps coming after Obamacare, "which is irritating, but that's how progress usually happens in this country."

Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2017 07:15 PM (JCbo4)

231 Best news story of the day was about the female jogger that has stopped and taken a dump on the same family's lawn for almost 2 months now. Family even put up a sign and she just ignored it and shat anyway.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2017 07:15 PM (nTvj+)

232 224 I see the media has its new talking point. PDT emboldened the norks with his speech at the UN. Fat boy can play it in a loop on tv and radio.
But their constant bashing of PDT doesn't embolden them. That can also be played in loop 24/7. Actually it doesn't need t loop, there's at least 3 full days of these blithering idiots denegrating Trump. They don't think that this makes the norks think that Trump is an idiot and hated by all of the people in the US.
Traitors, all of them. Traitors who need to be charged, tried and imprisoned.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 20, 2017 07:13 PM (N3JsI)

Because Fat Boy was just launching missiles over countries as a peaceful exercise.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 07:16 PM (z/Ubi)

233 After self-reflection and soul-searching, I've decided Americans don't deserve me.

So fuck you all.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2017 07:16 PM (SRKgf)

234 These folks are not known for their self-awareness.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

235 OMG. Hillary at the Daily Caller.

It's nice to be able to spend so much time at home with Bill.

LOL

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 07:16 PM (79p/O)

236 So wait, you were gonna play Jake?
_____

Nah, she's going to play the Fat Man's dog; Dunham is going to play the Fat Man.

Posted by: Hollywood Here I Come at September 20, 2017 07:16 PM (iys0/)

237 If the media is regretting it now, why did they report it then? Did they think she was so "safe" that there was no risk?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 07:17 PM (/qEW2)

238 osted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 07:16 PM (79p/O)

That really was funny-yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:17 PM (iVOAv)

239 229
They don't even make my phone anymore. It has a little keyboard you pull out. I only know one other person who has this-my friend who's about 14 years older than I am. I refuse to get anything else, but i suppose when the one dies I'll have to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:15 PM (iVOAv)

Ah, I know the one... it's the AG Bell Model E....

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:17 PM (zSVEm)

240 Hillary only barely, and with extensive cheating, beat a crazy old communist who nobody has ever listened to for the nomination and they think that it was only because they covered her illegal email scheme that she lost to Trump?

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2017 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

241 My AC went out today. Sept. 20th, 92 degrees...and my friggin' AC goes out.

I have entered annoyed bitch mode.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:10 PM

I sympathize, no refrigerator from 6/3 to 7/14. I finally gave in and bought a garage refrigerator just before LG caved and replaced my kitchen one.

I also spent around $5,000 on my AC.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:18 PM (kXoT0)

242 237 If the media is regretting it now, why did they report it then? Did they think she was so "safe" that there was no risk?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 07:17 PM (/qEW2)

And what lesson did they learn from this?

Double down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 07:18 PM (SRKgf)

243 My nieces and nephews love to make fun of my flip phone. I can't imagine why.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 20, 2017 07:18 PM (398bZ)

244 Cliquaquiddick

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2017 07:18 PM (mJ8mX)

245 Have you all seen this raving lunatic screaming at a vet about his service dog. OMG! I would have lost it on her. She wouldn't be eating anywhere for a month...unless it involved a straw!

http://tinyurl.com/y7sxeyja

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:19 PM (Enq6K)

246 whew! Dodged that bullet. Now let's focus on how Obama and Hillary couldn't figure out the right sequence of grunts and groans to explain themselves good to the middle class whites.

while ignoring the DNC's base is made up of ESL's FOB's and the Wire.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 20, 2017 07:19 PM (XhN8Z)

247 My nieces and nephews love to make fun of my flip phone. I can't imagine why.
---------

Posted by: tony wiener at September 20, 2017 07:19 PM (mJ8mX)

248 "We're gonna need a bigger tarp to cover all this news!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:19 PM (hcyUh)

249 It was the Macedonian Content Famers!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 07:19 PM (79p/O)

250 Crooked Hillary stuck. Because she is.

Posted by: jsg at September 20, 2017 07:19 PM (pj5g5)

251 What's funny is they're still pretending that we didn't see the DNC
and Pdesta emails confirming that they are active, enthusiastic members
of the Democrat party and the Hillary campaign, going so far as to
volunteer oppo research on Trump, Hillary ad ideas, bragging about
tearing into GOP candidates while serving as moderators, and requests
for input on questions to grill Trump with.
----

IT'S ILLEGAL FOR YOU VIEW ANYTHING ON WIKILEAKS!!!

ILLEGAL!!!!

WE WILL FIND YOU AND TURN YOU OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES!!!

YOU ARE COMMITTING A HATE CRIME AGAINST THE DNC AND HILLARY!!!!!

Posted by: a random CNN anchor at September 20, 2017 07:20 PM (aT+Bx)

252 240 Hillary only barely, and with extensive cheating, beat a crazy old communist who nobody has ever listened to for the nomination and they think that it was only because they covered her illegal email scheme that she lost to Trump?

Ok then.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2017 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

The Russians MADE her use an illegal email server to hide her illegal financial dealings, and used a thought ray to prevent her from campaigning in Wisconsin.

Damn, those Russians are good.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 07:20 PM (SRKgf)

253 Big 'ol chunk of ice, oscillating fan, and a wash tub.... " two weeks"... good Smeagol always helps nice hobbitses..

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:14 PM (zSVEm)

There is an oscillating fan two feet behind me. It is not helping.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:20 PM (Enq6K)

254
Tami ,

I would have punched her in the pooter.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 07:20 PM (79p/O)

255 OK, guys and gals, I was going to take this secret to my grave, but, I just can't keep quiet any longer.

Ready?

Hillary Clinton lost because she's Hillary Clinton.

She had to cheat to come in second.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:20 PM (kXoT0)

256 I saw that Tami. I would have knocked that bitch to the floor. Human garbage she is.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 20, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1)

257 "Best news story of the day was about the female jogger that has stopped and taken a dump on the same family's lawn for almost 2 months now. "

in many ways, this is the story of the Clintons' relationship with the Democrat Party

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 07:21 PM (eDaUO)

258 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:18 PM (kXoT0)

What happened with your car?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 20, 2017 07:21 PM (rp9xB)

259 OMG. Hillary at the Daily Caller.

It's nice to be able to spend so much time at home with Bill.
............

She likes it when I Skype from Pedo Island.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at September 20, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

260 Have you all seen this raving lunatic screaming at a vet about his service dog. OMG! I would have lost it on her. She wouldn't be eating anywhere for a month...unless it involved a straw!

http://tinyurl.com/y7sxeyja
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:19 PM (Enq6K)

Saw it. I almost feel sorry for the poor guy with her and then I think, Nope, he should've just said, "Bye bitch, you are too crazee for me."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:22 PM (kXoT0)

261 Ah when your head is that far up the buffalo's butt, it's hard to see or understand anything. And come to think of it, Ol Thunder Thighs Hillary does have sort of a buffalo butt.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 20, 2017 07:22 PM (Sda6L)

262 Breaking news from Chapaqua: Best news story of the day was about the female running for office that has stopped and taken a dump on the same family's lawn for almost 2 months now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 07:22 PM (SRKgf)

263 Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 07:17 PM (zSVEm)

It thinks it's probably pre Alexander Graham Bell. ;^) We may starta club-my friend and I as the only ones who have one, but you evidently have a flip phone too. I really don't want to have the temptation of something in which I can access the internet when I'm out. I spend too much time here anyway. :^) I can text-with difficulty as everybody knows that I'm a terrible typist, but i can text and call. That's all I really need and I'm not popular enough to have scads of people texting or calling me everyday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:22 PM (iVOAv)

264 I sympathize, no refrigerator from 6/3 to 7/14. I finally gave in and bought a garage refrigerator just before LG caved and replaced my kitchen one.

I also spent around $5,000 on my AC.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:18 PM (kXoT0)

Holy Shiite! You didn't have a refrigerator for over a month!?

I'm sure the AC just needs freon or something. Doesn't make me any less annoyed....or bitchy.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:22 PM (Enq6K)

265 So fuck you all.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Not with Bill's dick...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at September 20, 2017 07:23 PM (66CWr)

266 Nevertheless, they persisted . . . in quadrupling down on stupid.

Posted by: Aunt Luna
________

I was going to say something to that effect a while back but at the time they had only tripled down on stupid and someone here would have pointed out that the correct way to express the dynamic is "trebling down on stupid" and we'd have become sidetracked into opposing etymological theories which would have prompted the media to observe a "civil war" in a conservative blog's comment section.

So I didn't.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 20, 2017 07:23 PM (zkGZ8)

267 What happened with your car?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 20, 2017 07:21 PM (rp9xB)

Nothing. The car is fine. It was the refrigerator and the house AC.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:23 PM (kXoT0)

268 245 Have you all seen this raving lunatic screaming at a vet about his service dog. OMG! I would have lost it on her. She wouldn't be eating anywhere for a month...unless it involved a straw!

http://tinyurl.com/y7sxeyja
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:19 PM (Enq6K)

Jesus. What a bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

269 in many ways, this is the story of the Clintons' relationship with the Democrat Party
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 07:21 PM (eDaUO)

The Dem party is the house. The DNC is the lawn.

Bill Clinton is the jogger.

Hillary is the poop.

I see it now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:24 PM (hcyUh)

270 I remember when the media used to lambaste politicians for running "negative" ads and campaigns.

They hated Lee Atwater and always accused him of this.

What hypocrites.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2017 07:24 PM (5VlCp)

271 If Mike Judge made a new movie to make fun of today, how would it be different than Office Space or Idiocracy?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 07:24 PM (6Ll1u)

272 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:23 PM (kXoT0)

I thought your car had gone missing sometime last week.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 20, 2017 07:24 PM (rp9xB)

273 you. Jesus. bad. give me money. trump hitler russia.

XXOO

the dnc messaging committee, finally figuring out how to talk to the great unwashed, and by unwashed we mean folks who can balance a checkbook and didn't take out $100K+ in student loans to become part time service employees.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 20, 2017 07:25 PM (XhN8Z)

274 Hey horde. Send positive vibes that my work hires the candidate we interviewed today and he works out for us if we do. It has been such a drag trying to fill the position. Folks who are qualified get snapped up while we drag along at the institutional snail's pace. Today's candidate seems like he can untangle some of our legacy code and homebrew setup for building packages *and* also help us modernize. And nice side note, after the interview the software person from our sister group who is on our hiring committee expressed interest in collaborating directly with us. *That will be valuable regardless, but we need to get a competent full time software person, there is so much to do.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 20, 2017 07:25 PM (eASYU)

275 I thought your car had gone missing sometime last week.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 20, 2017 07:24 PM (rp9xB)

Nope, not me. Must be another 'ette. My car is in the garage.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:25 PM (kXoT0)

276 We were supposed to provide 99.99% positive coverage but somehow ended with just 99.98%. We will try harder in 2020.

Posted by: #MSM at September 20, 2017 07:25 PM (5TIpP)

277 Democrats, North Koreans and one nuke. What you gonna do?

Advertise a dog show and get em both at once.

Posted by: charley horse at September 20, 2017 07:25 PM (+kahX)

278 I thought your car had gone missing sometime last week.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 20, 2017 07:24 PM (rp9xB)

That was Miley the Deplorable who had her car missing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:26 PM (iVOAv)

279 My nieces and nephews love to make fun of my flip phone. I can't imagine why.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 20, 2017 07:18 PM (398bZ)
.............

My daughter does the same to me.
I reply: "You want me to spend your inheritance on one?"

It's funny because I'm implying I'm only leaving her $900 BEN, if you're around.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2017 07:26 PM (HgMAr)

280 Crazy dog lady is in desperate need of a pimp hand.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

281 The only speck of honesty in the media came when the New York Times covered Hillary's email problem at all.

I'm honestly amazed they didnt spike the story, but they were probably hoping it would allow a more progressive Democrat challenger to emerge,

Posted by: Maritime at September 20, 2017 07:26 PM (lKmt3)

282 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 20, 2017 07:25 PM (eASYU)

Will do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:26 PM (iVOAv)

283 LMAO! When I read this headline I snorted tea out my nose I was laughing so hard. And the media wonders why the American people revile them.

Posted by: Locke Common at September 20, 2017 07:27 PM (IfokU)

284 One of our members stopped clapping for Hillary after 45 minutes. That person has been dealt with.

Posted by: MFM at September 20, 2017 07:27 PM (LAe3v)

285 The jogger/pooper is a weird thing. I can see it happening once if you are overcome by your digestive tract, but, to purposefully defecate on someone else's lawn time after time is loony tunes.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:27 PM (kXoT0)

286 Channeling George Strait.. What a rotten day this turned out to be...

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 20, 2017 07:27 PM (CNHr1)

287 I just love my flip phone.

Posted by: Zombie Fred Flinstone at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

288 >>Hillary Clinton lost because she's Hillary Clinton.

Whoa. The press can't make narrative out of that, Sherry. Sorry, there just has to be some Russians or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (W+vEI)

289 From that screaming looney in the restaurant story:

"... it's disgusting to have an animal in a public restaurant."

Indeed.

Indeed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (hcyUh)

290 274 Hey horde. Send positive vibes that my work hires the candidate we interviewed today and he works out for us if we do. It has been such a drag trying to fill the position. Folks who are qualified get snapped up while we drag along at the institutional snail's pace. Today's candidate seems like he can untangle some of our legacy code and homebrew setup for building packages *and* also help us modernize. And nice side note, after the interview the software person from our sister group who is on our hiring committee expressed interest in collaborating directly with us. *That will be valuable regardless, but we need to get a competent full time software person, there is so much to do.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 20, 2017 07:25 PM (eASYU)

___

I've run into this umpteen times trying to hire someone. I find someone I like, I want to make an offer. But the bureaucrats in HR fuck it up with their bullshit delaying tactics.

These idiots think it's still 2009 when people were begging for an interview. Today, these same people have 5 job offers while we're sitting around with our thumbs up our asses.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (5TIpP)

291 So long as lies pay better than the truth.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (rnAwa)

292 276 We were supposed to provide 99.99% positive coverage but somehow ended with just 99.98%. We will try harder in 2020.

************

you think you are funny

BUT

this is fucking serious, Jimmy Fallon has eaten SO MUCH SHIT since he let Trump just waltz in on his show and didn't throw glitter in his face while calling him Hitler.

Seriously, Fallon is in full overcompensation mode over playing with trump's hair, thereby humanizing the godking to us peasants who were going to vote for hillary but for the godking's relateability uncovered by Fallon.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (XhN8Z)

293 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:25 PM (kXoT0)

Whoops, you're right. Fenelon reminds me it was Miley.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (rp9xB)

294 Crazy dog lady is in desperate need of a pimp hand.

Woof! Woof!

Posted by: jasper at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (mJ8mX)

295 After a thorough investigation, I think our administration was too transparent.

- B. Obama

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 20, 2017 07:29 PM (v3DL/)

296 285 The jogger/pooper is a weird thing. I can see it happening once if you are overcome by your digestive tract, but, to purposefully defecate on someone else's lawn time after time is loony tunes.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:27 PM (kXoT0)

You know when you stumble a bit, but then you kinda do the same thing the next few steps to make it look like it was intentional, like you were working out a cramp or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:29 PM (hcyUh)

297 want proof?

watch Jimmy F eat shit from friend Tina Fey when they both briefly appeared in a skit on SNL.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 20, 2017 07:29 PM (XhN8Z)

298 I do wonder if Trump would have lost to someone else. That's the conventional wisdowm, by the same pundits/experts who swore up and down Trump had no chance.

Trump tapped into something that existed with or without the Skankle.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 07:30 PM (5TIpP)

299 37 Soon, people. Soon.

Soon we will reach the tipping point. The event horizon for reality.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 06:40 PM (Sfs6o)

....

I'm writing myself little notes and leaving them in places where I will find them, in case I can't remember which way is up after we tip over.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 20, 2017 07:31 PM (yL25O)

300 The tighter your grip, the more deplorables slip through your fingers.

Posted by: Zombie Carrie Fisher at September 20, 2017 07:31 PM (pj5g5)

301 It is funny to watch the LSM p!ss and moan over Hillary's completely unbearable and unthinkable loss. If one did not know what a rotten piece of tripe HRC really is, one would think we had a shot at having Mother Teresa as POTUS and we turned her down for Bozo the Clown.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:31 PM (kXoT0)

302 294 Crazy dog lady is in desperate need of a pimp hand.

Woof! Woof!
Posted by: jasper at September 20, 2017 07:28 PM (mJ8mX)

"The dog can stay. Laquisha, hit the bricks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 07:31 PM (SRKgf)

303 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:27 PM (kXoT0)

Agreed. Seems like best bet would be to take a picture of her and put it next to the "pile" letters ng everyone know who had left it. It seems like there would be the possibility of a legal, or at least civil, violation as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 20, 2017 07:31 PM (rp9xB)

304 Now they're giving James Corden crap for being friendly with Sean Spicer at the Emmys. He's already apologized.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2017 07:32 PM (W+vEI)

305 Yes. Yes!

Posted by: Trump 2020 at September 20, 2017 07:32 PM (tbOMB)

306 304 Now they're giving James Corden crap for being friendly with Sean Spicer at the Emmys. He's already apologized.

***

hmmm, has Ace or anyone else covered this weirdo all politics all the time phenomenon?

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 20, 2017 07:32 PM (XhN8Z)

307 Nah, on second thought, it must have been the Russians...

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2017 07:33 PM (kuiuS)

308 IMHO Biden would have beaten Trump.
Trump would have crushed Bernie.

I didn't think any other R would have beaten Hillary.
Needed Mad Media Skillz.

Only if MSM is crushed, will a normal R have a shot.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2017 07:33 PM (cAXIk)

309 The only speck of honesty in the media came when the New York Times covered Hillary's email problem at all.
I'm honestly amazed they didnt spike the story, but they were probably hoping it would allow a more progressive Democrat challenger to emerge,
Posted by: Maritime at September 20, 2017 07:26 PM (lKmt3)

Yup....and the guy who got the video of her being tossed around like a slab of meat.
Best line ever. "Like a slab of meat". Whoever here came up with that was pure genius.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2017 07:33 PM (5VlCp)

310 Hillary lost because of:
Scotch
Whiskey
Vodka
Bourbon
Gin
Rum

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Sonobis at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (79p/O)

311 289 From that screaming looney in the restaurant story:

"... it's disgusting to have an animal in a public restaurant."

Indeed.

Indeed.

Well, a live animal, anyway. Dead ones are delicious.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (sGtp+)

312 285 The jogger/pooper is a weird thing. I can see it happening once if you are overcome by your digestive tract, but, to purposefully defecate on someone else's lawn time after time is loony tunes.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:27 PM (kXoT0)

....

The worst part of that is that she runs home without cleanup. I really can't imagine doing that to yourself on purpose, repeatedly.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (yL25O)

313 After some reflection, Stalin decided he went too easy on the Ukraine.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (S6Pax)

314 Those bastards. Always picking on that poor cheated-on, neglected woman

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (Qot/z)

315 Ten bourbon, ten scotch and ten beer. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 20, 2017 07:35 PM (Tyii7)

316 The medias biggest problem these days is that they give themselves far too much credit. Back in the 60s and 70s when there were only a handful of networks and a few major newspapers they had a ton of influence over what people heard, saw and thought.

Those days are long gone. People can find the facts for themselves in tons of outlets and make their own opinions on issues and candidates.

I haven't listened to the network news in well over a decade and don't believe 99% of the crap these blow dried J-school dopes say. Why would I, they are not only absurdly biased they are dumb as stumps and worse, they are cowards. If they happen to stumble on the truth they won't report it for fear of being ostracized.

Personally, I hope they spend the next few decades confused as to what happened and doubling down on their dishonesty. Let their descent into complete irrelevance continue.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2017 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

317 311 289 From that screaming looney in the restaurant story:

"... it's disgusting to have an animal in a public restaurant."

Indeed.

Indeed.

Well, a live animal, anyway. Dead ones are delicious.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (sGtp+)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS IMPLYING THAT THE SCREAMING LADY WAS THE ANIMAL MORESO THAN THE DOG THAT SHE WAS SCREAMING ABOUT!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2017 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

318 If they start favoring Democrats, will TV be safe for work? I can't imagine the slobbering if the editors explicitly say, "pull out all the stops!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2017 07:35 PM (pszv/)

319 The worst part of that is that she runs home without cleanup. I really can't imagine doing that to yourself on purpose, repeatedly.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (yL25O)

Actually, she brings wipes with her....and leaves them.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:35 PM (Enq6K)

320 mpfs: "It's nice to be able to spend so much time at home with Bill."

Technically true, but we are led to believe it's President McRapist. She means the million dollar bill, among others, stacked in her closets.

Even transcription misses the nuance of improper capitalization.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 20, 2017 07:36 PM (H8S+R)

321 joey choo ch00 was a turd waiting for a toilet. Had the optics and internal polling been in his favor, the donktards would have flushed hillzebub.

This fantasy that he would have beaten PDT is just that a fantasy.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 20, 2017 07:36 PM (sf2BM)

322 How, uh, umm, how can they say that?
Did they also under report Obama's holes in one?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2017 07:36 PM (BI1p4)

323 I haven't listened to the network news in well over a decade and don't believe 99% of the crap these blow dried J-school dopes say.

How would The Horde rank the relative IQ scores of

a) reporters
b) actors
c) education majors?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 07:36 PM (SRKgf)

324 313 After some reflection, Stalin decided he went too easy on the Ukraine.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (S6Pax)

Holodo-less is Holodo-more.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:36 PM (hcyUh)

325 316 The medias biggest problem these days is that they give themselves far too much credit. Back in the 60s and 70s when there were only a handful of networks and a few major newspapers they had a ton of influence over what people heard, saw and thought.

Those days are long gone. People can find the facts for themselves in tons of outlets and make their own opinions on issues and candidates.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2017 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

____

This is true for most people. But there is still a not minor group of people who still get their news from ABC/NBC/CBS Nightly News and their local newspaper.

My in laws are in that group. They watch the 6:30 news religiously every night and then the local news at 11. And that is what they know of the world of politics.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 07:37 PM (5TIpP)

326 After some reflection, Pol Pot decided he was too easy on intellectual. You know, the people that wore glasses.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 20, 2017 07:37 PM (S6Pax)

327 So what do you cite the lady jogger for? Public indecency? Making an unauthorized deposit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 07:37 PM (rb1zT)

328 Not exactly a Thatcher-level performance:

https://tinyurl.com/yadabxfk

Gone wobbly and appears to be channeling her inner Merkel. Had all of about twenty people there to listen.

Posted by: phineas gage at September 20, 2017 07:37 PM (ALDN3)

329 Has somebody been telling the special ed kids they're special?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2017 07:37 PM (BI1p4)

330 They have absolutely no self awareness.

If the Left's self awareness was tree it would be a fence post. If it was a spice it would be flour. If it were pastries it would be bread.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 07:38 PM (LuKE7)

331 The worst part of that is that she runs home without cleanup. I really can't imagine doing that to yourself on purpose, repeatedly.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 20, 2017 07:34 PM (yL25O)

Actually, she brings wipes with her....and leaves them.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:35 PM (Enq6K)

Take pictures of of her or better yet video.

name and shame.

Or-

I suppose you could treat her like a dog that some asshole in your neighborhood keeps letting loose to poop in your yard-

and squirt her with ice cold water from a super soaker.

That shouldn't take more than a couple of applications.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 07:38 PM (NyJwR)

332
Actually, she brings wipes with her....and leaves them.

So it's premeditated.

FIRST DEGREE.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

333 IMHO Biden would have beaten Trump.
Trump would have crushed Bernie.

I didn't think any other R would have beaten Hillary.
Needed Mad Media Skillz.

Only if MSM is crushed, will a normal R have a shot.
Posted by: Ignoramus

________

I agree in part, I definitely think the Electoral College would have looked a lot different

Jeb would have lost easily, I'm amazed the "smart set" thought he was ever viable.

Cruz would have probably come up just short in a few states like Nevada and Virginia.

Rubio may have pulled it off with Katshit, pulling both Florida and Ohio makes the Electoral math hard for a Democrat. But of course we'd have already passed an Amnesty and expanded Obamacare had those two been elected.

Posted by: Maritime at September 20, 2017 07:39 PM (lKmt3)

334 David French at NRO brilliant & long article : "Conservative Americans Experience Identity Politics As Hatred"

After about 59 VERY persuasive paragraphs about all the rabid attends on "whiteness," he states, "None of this should ever be construed as an excuse for white identity politics, of course."

Uhhh... why not?

Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2017 07:39 PM (JCbo4)

335 I really want to hear more about Hillary's Methodist faith.

Said no one ever.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 20, 2017 07:39 PM (398bZ)

336 We need to do 'something' about this Ministry of Propaganda.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2017 07:39 PM (zLDYs)

337 How un-self aware can you be.

Posted by: Javems at September 20, 2017 07:39 PM (yOqwj)

338 'a not minor group of people who still get their news from ABC/NBC/CBS Nightly News and their local newspaper'

True, but they are an aging demographic. Look at the advertisements on the evening newscasts.

The traditional media (but not liberalism itself) is on the way out, and as Ace has observed they appear to be deliberately accelerating their demise.

Posted by: phineas gage at September 20, 2017 07:39 PM (ALDN3)

339 Public urination and defecation are illegal. If they have her on video arrest her. For her own sake, arrest her, and force her to get help.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:40 PM (kXoT0)

340 "Uhhh... why not?"

Because that would get him fired.

Posted by: John Derbyshire at September 20, 2017 07:40 PM (398bZ)

341 >>After some reflection, Stalin decided he went too easy on the Ukraine.

I'm thinking I went too easy on Trotsky.

Posted by: Stalin at September 20, 2017 07:41 PM (/Nite)

342 This is true for most people. But there is still a not minor group of people who still get their news from ABC/NBC/CBS Nightly News and their local newspaper.

My in laws are in that group. They watch the 6:30 news religiously every night and then the local news at 11. And that is what they know of the world of politics.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 07:37 PM (5TIpP)

---
My dad is the same way. He was stunned to hear about all of the segregation talk going on in colleges when I told him about it the other day.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 20, 2017 07:41 PM (v3DL/)

343 and ABC still won't release Path to 9-11 because democracy dies in darkness

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 20, 2017 07:41 PM (XhN8Z)

344 Take pictures of of her or better yet video.

name and shame.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 07:38 PM (NyJwR)

The homeowner has taken pics (don't know about video). The story has been on the local news, asking if anyone can identify her.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:41 PM (Enq6K)

345 304 Now they're giving James Corden crap for being friendly with Sean Spicer at the Emmys. He's already apologized.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2017 07:32 PM (W+vEI)

I really enjoy Corden's Carpool Karaoke .

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 07:41 PM (LuKE7)

346 It's not just the MSM either. Yeah there are websites where people can go and get news with a different point of view. But for LIVs they don't go in search of news.

They get their info from MTV, ESPN, the Emmys, Netflix/Hulu shows. And all of these forms of media is non-stop leftist propaganda. Which is why ESPN doesn't give a fuck if they lose conservative viewers. They are molding an entire generation of apolitical sports fans to parrot leftist talking points.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 07:41 PM (5TIpP)

347 Poop jogger needs to be counter-ambushed.

Sprinklers on or maybe some nice pepper spray sprayed in her direction would cure her fetish.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2017 07:42 PM (5VlCp)

348 Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 07:38 PM (NyJwR)

The homeowner has taken pics (don't know about video). The story has been on the local news, asking if anyone can identify her.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:41 PM (Enq6K)

It's on Facebook. Someone will out her.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:42 PM (kXoT0)

349 339 Public urination and defecation are illegal. If they have her on video arrest her. For her own sake, arrest her, and force her to get help.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 20, 2017 07:40 PM (kXoT0)

Find out her routine.

Install pop-up lawn sprinklers. Biggest, highest-flow model one can buy.

Install sprinklers and program timer accordingly.

Set up webcam and wait for the party to start.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 07:42 PM (hcyUh)

350 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 20, 2017 07:39 PM (398bZ)

I suspect john Wesley wouldn't be too impressed, Despite his bad marital background Wesley enjoyed warm relationships with women. I could be wrong but I don't think he would like Hillary. I expect her faith is more Unitarian than anything else. Wesley was definitely NOT a Unitarian

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:42 PM (iVOAv)

351 Ah, there's a Taco Bell. Time to reload.

Posted by: The Pooper Jogger at September 20, 2017 07:42 PM (Tyii7)

352 Actually, she brings wipes with her....and leaves them.

Runners' gut is a real thing, but you can fix it by adjusting your diet. This is a deep psychological problem, and yes, someone should follow her and shot her with a paintball gun every time she squats.

Posted by: no good deed at September 20, 2017 07:42 PM (eIQHF)

353 "The homeowner has taken pics"

Then he could have shot her in the ass with a pellet gun.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 20, 2017 07:43 PM (398bZ)

354 351 Ah, there's a Taco Bell. Time to reload.
Posted by: The Pooper Jogger at September 20, 2017 07:42 PM (Tyii7)

Hey, there's the Pooper Jogger. Time to reload!

Posted by: Taco Bell at September 20, 2017 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

355 True, but they are an aging demographic. Look at the advertisements on the evening newscasts.

The traditional media (but not liberalism itself) is on the way out, and as Ace has observed they appear to be deliberately accelerating their demise.
Posted by: phineas gage at September 20, 2017 07:39 PM (ALDN3)

_______

That aging demographic votes at higher rates than yuutes. So while they may be small in numbers, they have an outsized influence at the ballot box.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 07:43 PM (5TIpP)

356 >>Public urination and defecation are illegal.

How about public sharts?

Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2017 07:43 PM (/Nite)

357 347 Poop jogger needs to be counter-ambushed.

Sprinklers on or maybe some nice pepper spray sprayed in her direction would cure her fetish.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2017 07:42 PM (5VlCp)

Can one rent a Rottweiler ?

Posted by: jsg at September 20, 2017 07:43 PM (pj5g5)

358 I don't know why the police don't hang out on the street where the mad pooper poops. It's been going on for weeks.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 07:43 PM (Enq6K)

359 Paintball to the pooped should cure that.

Posted by: Trump 2020 at September 20, 2017 07:44 PM (tbOMB)

360
How would The Horde rank the relative IQ scores of

a) reporters

b) actors

c) education majors?
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1. reporters
2 actors/education majors

Reporters-- not anchors-- have to be able to think on their feet when they are reporting live. Many have to gather information themselves, and many do not use teleprompters.

The job of an actor is to pretend and look pretty.

Education majors are brainwashed liberals who recite what the lesson plan tells them to recite.

So... reporters get a slight edge. Not that they're that much smarter than the other two, just that they have to think on their feet, while the others do not.

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 07:44 PM (aT+Bx)

361 wth: "It's funny because I'm implying I'm only leaving her $900 BEN, if you're around."

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BEN USUALLY STEPS IN TO EXPLAIN WHY IT'S FUNNY!!!

Posted by: SUBSTITUTE BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2017 07:44 PM (H8S+R)

362 The Great Cotton Crisis of 2017 continues to spiral out of control, as yet ANOTHER stalk of cotton was used as a traditional centerpiece decoration within eyesight of the simmering-balls-of-outrage formerly known as "black people":

https://tinyurl.com/yahqo59k

This has GOT to be scripted. Cotton stalks have been used as decorations for over a century, if not longer, and NO ONE thought they were racist until three days ago. Then, suddenly, out of the blue, EVERYONE thinks they're racist.

A memo was sent out. This is to be the latest outrage.

What's next? Dogs? Because bloodhounds were used to track down escaped SLAVES??? OMG !! Dog imagery is racist!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 07:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

363 Pooped = pooper

Posted by: Trump 2020 at September 20, 2017 07:45 PM (tbOMB)

364 I can't really make generalizations about actors. I'm a sometimes one. J.J. Sefton is sometimes one. I don't think either of us is stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:45 PM (iVOAv)

365
How would The Horde rank the relative IQ scores of

a) reporters

b) actors

c) education majors?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Oh come on. That's just too easy.

Posted by: Box of rocks at September 20, 2017 07:45 PM (LAe3v)

366 They caught a guy shitting on his neighbors lawn in Houston . Said he did it in retaliation for dog shit in his yard. Except the guys lawn he crapped in wasn't the guy leaving the dog shit.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 07:45 PM (LuKE7)

367 I suppose you could treat her like a dog that some asshole in your neighborhood keeps letting loose to poop in your yard-

and squirt her with ice cold water from a super soaker.

That shouldn't take more than a couple of applications.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 07:38 PM
---

I was thinking "use the garden hose."

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 07:46 PM (aT+Bx)

368 And most of my acting life has been playing character parts. I did not have to look pretty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:46 PM (iVOAv)

369 It's the LIVs who elected Trump!

All the smart, hip, educated people voted hugely for Hillary.

Thank God for LIVs.

Wm Buckley famously said, "I'd rather be governed by the first 300 people listed in the phone book than by the faculty at Harvard College." Yep.

Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2017 07:46 PM (JCbo4)

370 They caught a guy shitting on his neighbors lawn in Houston . Said he did it in retaliation for dog shit in his yard. Except the guys lawn he crapped in wasn't the guy leaving the dog shit.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 07:45 PM (LuKE7)

Hahahahahaha.....priceless!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2017 07:46 PM (5VlCp)

371 >>That aging demographic votes at higher rates than yuutes. So while they may be small in numbers, they have an outsized influence at the ballot box.

The only problem with that is the stage after aging is dying. And the dead only vote in a few Democrat precincts.

The trends are pretty clear, the influence that traditional media markets had is waning and it won't be returning, particularly if they continue the trend of lying to their audience.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2017 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

372 'Public urination and defecation are illegal.'

Not in liberal havens such as San Fransicko and Denver.

Posted by: phineas gage at September 20, 2017 07:47 PM (ALDN3)

373 Too bad the dog didn't perceive that bitch as a threat to its owner. That would have made a more enjoyable video.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

374 And most of my acting life has been playing character parts. I did not have to look pretty.
---

Are you in a union Fenelon?

Also.. .when I refer to professional actors, I generally mean "Hollywood tv/ film" people, not theater people or people who act locally.

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 07:47 PM (aT+Bx)

375 The manager of that restaurant should have cut that shit off pronto.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

376 My in-laws are your stereotypical "evening news" types that are Republican-leaning but neither voted for Trump because of the way the media covered him.

They are unfortunately out there but fortunately they are dinosaurs going extinct.

These anchors though don't even pretend anymore to be screaming activists.

Posted by: Maritime at September 20, 2017 07:48 PM (lKmt3)

377 >>I was thinking "use the garden hose."

Posted by: shibumi

Sort of a lawn bidet.

Posted by: Aviator at September 20, 2017 07:48 PM (/Nite)

378 Jesus, Ellison compared illegal immigrants to Jews in Germany....

Posted by: jsg at September 20, 2017 07:49 PM (pj5g5)

379 I see all these comments for hoses and sprinklers. Hit her with a manure spreader.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2017 07:49 PM (YXJ+5)

380 Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 07:47 PM (aT+Bx)

Nope. No point of paying the union fee if i'm not acting professionally anymore. It would be impossible to be an actor and a pastor, IMO-too many time conflicts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:50 PM (iVOAv)

381 'Public urination and defecation are illegal.'

Not in liberal havens such as San Fransicko and Denver.

It's subsidized.

Posted by: The Pooper Jogger at September 20, 2017 07:50 PM (Tyii7)

382 >>> The Great Cotton Crisis of 2017

I'm such a bastard that I'm wearing two layers of cotton, top and bottom.

Posted by: fluffy at September 20, 2017 07:50 PM (U0v/A)

383 Has the NYT admitted Walter Duranty was too hard on Stalin?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 20, 2017 07:50 PM (BI1p4)

384 >>Jesus, Ellison compared illegal immigrants to Jews in Germany....

Posted by: jsg

Does he want to try and kill them too?

Posted by: Aviator at September 20, 2017 07:50 PM (/Nite)

385 There are actors with a brain. Richard Dreyfuss comes to mind. However, they are few and far between.

As to news anchors, Brett Baer seems reasonably bright. If you're talking about the networks, though, ye gods, what a pack of nitwits.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2017 07:51 PM (LAe3v)

386 Today's been an awesome news day:

- Obama Nixoned Trump

- Global Warming scam is collapsing

- Media promises more beclowning

-SJW Apple has iEgg on it's face

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

387 Nood

Posted by: The Cookie Man at September 20, 2017 07:52 PM (rR2XI)

388 People in NYC, LA, Chicago, Boston, SF and DC are overwhelmingly on the same political team.

The country would be well served if President Trump nominates someone who isn't from or studied in one of those cities to be the next Supreme. And do it again if he gets the chance. It is not a D or R thing. It's an elites or us thing. Cambodia didn't do well with this BTW.

Posted by: charley horse at September 20, 2017 07:52 PM (+kahX)

389 We can look forward to a steady rise in public defecation with illegal immigration.

We can also anticipate any number of public health crises in the near future. One of the less discussed consequences of unregulated borders.

Posted by: phineas gage at September 20, 2017 07:52 PM (ALDN3)

390 There are plenty of actors with brains. You just don't hear about them because they haven't become wildly successful in movies. They are acting onstage and therefore except of the jerks in "Hamilton" have no venue to spout their political opinions

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 07:52 PM (iVOAv)

391 Public urination and defecation are illegal. If they have her on video arrest her. For her own sake, arrest her, and force her to get help.

No need to involve the authorities.

Just catch her, rub her nose in it and tell her NO! NO! Bad jogger! NO!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 20, 2017 07:52 PM (q9M3y)

392 362
A memo was sent out. This is to be the latest outrage.

What's next? Dogs? Because bloodhounds were used to track down escaped SLAVES??? OMG !! Dog imagery is racist!!!!!
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 07:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

One thing I've noticed, particularly since Charlottesville, is opposition to socialism/communism being labeled as "white supremacy".

I read somewhere today that a Venezuelan spokesman used the phrase in response to Trump's denunciation of socialism in his UN speech.

As I said, I've noticed an uptick recently, but I also remember during the 2008 campaign somebody being accused of racism for calling Obama a socialist.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

393 It's kind of hilarious that the media views its path to more credit with the public is more liberal politics bias. Of course they will wind up with even lower credibility, at least with everyone not already political left.

Posted by: Blofeld at September 20, 2017 07:55 PM (1QHgO)

394 With apoligies to Chick-Fil-A.

Me-Dee-Uh: Phuq Moar Chikinz

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2017 07:55 PM (7timL)

395 The Great Cotton Crisis of 2017 continues to spiral out of control, as yet ANOTHER stalk of cotton was used as a traditional centerpiece decoration within eyesight of the simmering-balls-of-outrage formerly known as "black people":

***

cotton is per se about 4 hate banana peels in the tree of racism

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 20, 2017 07:56 PM (XhN8Z)

396
One thing I've noticed, particularly since Charlottesville, is
opposition to socialism/communism being labeled as "white supremacy".
---

I think it was Prager (maybe Rush) who was talking about this the other day.

New gotcha question for Republicans:

"Do you support Antifa/BLM? No. YOU are a white Supremacist!!!"

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 07:57 PM (aT+Bx)

397 I was looking forward to a well earned retirement sitting on the porch in my underwear, throwing rocks and yelling at cars. Now it looks like everything is going to fall apart before I get to the finish line.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 07:59 PM (Sfs6o)

398
385 There are actors with a brain. Richard Dreyfuss comes to mind. However, they are few and far between.

Jimmy Woods too. Went to MIT, though I don't think he finished up.

Posted by: Johnny Pedantic at September 20, 2017 08:04 PM (6OESk)

399 How would The Horde rank the relative IQ scores of

a) reporters

b) actors

c) education majors?

Trick question. All three have the same skillset, regurgitating their script no matter how idiotic it may be. Even the "look good" thing is a wash, as the actors and reporters usually have people to handle that for them. So honestly, it's kind of a wash.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at September 20, 2017 08:05 PM (66CWr)

400 I was looking forward to a well earned retirement sitting on the porch in my underwear, throwing rocks and yelling at cars. Now it looks like everything is going to fall apart before I get to the finish line.
Posted by: Weasel

I never got a career. Never found someone to settle down with. Never started a family. Never got a house. No chance of retirement. Likely soon a pariah in my own homeland. High odds I'll die alone and unloved. My one solace is that both my parents are now beyond these...I don't even have a strong enough word, beyond their ability to reach. My one duty discharged, I no longer give a rat; my nieces and nephews are my brothers' responsibilities. If my fate is to go up in flames with the rest, I can live with that.

Retirement was never more than a pipe dream for me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at September 20, 2017 08:09 PM (66CWr)

401 We're gonna need a bigger rope-making factory.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 20, 2017 08:10 PM (mSFFP)

402 Now it looks like everything is going to fall apart before I get to the finish line.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2017 07:59 PM (Sfs6o)

There's a finish line? I always thought it was a dead line.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 08:24 PM (G6dXP)

403 CNN still does not realize America is sick of their shit. The doubled down on clueless.

Posted by: Joseph dagostino at September 20, 2017 09:47 PM (eq2/x)

404 Amy Choksondik.

Ahem.

Posted by: justaguy at September 20, 2017 10:03 PM (EyFCU)

405 I've decided I want a desk chair with fidget-spinner class ball bearings in the base. This will allow me to give it a good spin when I head out for my lunch break and my coworkers will just have deal with my chair going around and around until I get back.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 20, 2017 11:00 PM (HaZvX)

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