Mid-Morning Open Thread

The Ship of Fools
Or The Satire Of The Debauched Revelers,
Or An Allegory Of Gluttony
Hieronymus Bosch

Here we have the all-too-frequent issues with color transfer from real to film to digital to computer screen.

Here is a better version, but smaller, so I couldn't use it for the post.

And here....
And here....
And here....
And finally here...

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 21, 2017 09:29 AM (i2KAN)

2 Hey hey! as Jack Brickhouse would say!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 21, 2017 09:29 AM (i2KAN)

3 Sounds and looks like the RNCe in congress.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 09:30 AM (mpXpK)

4 I like the guy in the tree stump.

That's a tree stump, right?

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)

5 Looks like a victory feast after defeating some "Moors".

Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2017 09:32 AM (GiOiK)

6 Top ten.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 21, 2017 09:32 AM (Yomk+)

7 Although a nice painting it has condition issues and needs a professional cleaning.

Posted by: Antiques Roadshow Snob at September 21, 2017 09:32 AM (mcI77)

8 Nice ribbon. At least someone remembered to bring the decorations.

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

9
This is all about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (BWL+E)

10 My mother was a diehard Cubbies fan.. but we lived on the south side.. so you were supposed to be a Sox fan..

Anyhoo.. me and my three brothers would be out playing baseball or whatever in the empty lot behind our house and every once in a while we would hear her go "Hey Heeey!" through the back windows.. Ernie Banks or Billie Williams had just hit a homer.. fun memories...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (i2KAN)

11 Well, I knew what I was in for with the link-clicking....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (W+vEI)

12 Bosch had quite the dark vision. I always found his work creepily interesting.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (NWiLs)

13 CBD !!!!!

WHAT DID YOU DO ???

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

14 Good old Harry Bosch. Still fighting LA crime!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (5UfE7)

15 Well, it's no Sonobi . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (GckyN)

16 The guy climbing up to cut down the mohammedan pennant is going to get a visit from the state department, and the IRS.

Also, Fascistbook and Goolag are going to revoke his accounts.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (7ZVPa)

17 Gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Martin Brody at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (bc2Lc)

18 Given the content, should we call the corgis or simply call "Zeus! Apollo! Come lads!"?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (q9M3y)

19 Looks like some nuns are gittin' their freak on.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 21, 2017 09:33 AM (Yomk+)

20 "Although a nice painting it has condition issues and needs a professional cleaning. "

Call me

Posted by: Gabriel Allon at September 21, 2017 09:34 AM (EyPfd)

21 Is Bosch the dishwasher guy?

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

22 OK.. off to work.. have a great day 'rons.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 21, 2017 09:34 AM (i2KAN)

23 Call me

Posted by: Gabriel Allon at September 21, 2017 09:34 AM (EyPfd)
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I love those books.

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

24 7 Although a nice painting it has condition issues and needs a professional cleaning.

Call me - 867-5309

Posted by: Jenny with her blowtorch at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (7n4KQ)

25 Alternate title: GNAMM, Day One

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (AM1GF)

26 A musical accompaniment from World Party:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_BoAXopS54

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (W+vEI)

27 Lots of wide open mouths...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (CMbMd)

28 Alternate title -- Day 1 Of The Vegas Moron Meetup

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (0ogQG)

29 You can't tell me that they didn't have LSD back then.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (ATVNj)

30 Who's up the tree.
And how did they get that turkey spit roasted on the whole tree?

Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (FhXTo)

31 21 Is Bosch the dishwasher guy?
Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

Spark plugs

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (NWiLs)

32 Is this an illustration of one of Chaucer's tales?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (+Ywi5)

33 Call me - 867-5309
Posted by: Jenny with her blowtorch at September 21, 2017 09:35 AM (7n4KQ)

You forgot the area code...snicker.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (Yomk+)

34 You can't tell me that they didn't have LSD back then.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

They had to get it straight from the rye ergot back then.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (AM1GF)

35 Bosch was very good at using symbolism.
Basically, he was putting social commentary and satire on canvas, in such a way as to avoid censure.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (7ZVPa)

36
I believe that eschewing CBD's proffered links is the wisest course of action for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (pNxlR)

37 why does it look like those 2 are about to chow down on a bag of dicks?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

38 CBD - If AtC checks in, you are a doomed man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (9tO1t)

39 Isn't this, then, really a story about Barack Obama?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2017 09:37 AM (GckyN)

40 "What did you do, Ray??!!"

Posted by: Peter Venkman at September 21, 2017 09:37 AM (+Ywi5)

41 I have a book on Bosch that explains all the imagery in this painting. But it's at home and I am not.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2017 09:37 AM (X6fMO)

42 25 Alternate title: GNAMM, Day One

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone

Grr, get out of my head!

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2017 09:37 AM (0ogQG)

43 The guy between the two singers looks like he's blowing a huge bubble.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2017 09:38 AM (nwqNw)

44 The nun and the monk are revelers?

Debauched?

Perish the thought.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:38 AM (ATVNj)

45 41 I have a book on Bosch that explains all the imagery in this painting. But it's at home and I am not.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2017 09:37 AM (X6fMO)

Yeah - it's called "What Happened"

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2017 09:38 AM (7n4KQ)

46 Voice in my head is saying, "You KNOW you want to click those kind!"

Must resist. Must.......resist.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 21, 2017 09:38 AM (jTKJG)

47 why does it look like those 2 are about to chow down on a bag of dicks?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

Nah, looks like a side of Ham. How else would one celebrate kicking some Moor ass.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 21, 2017 09:39 AM (Yomk+)

48 Morning all!

Pres of Afghanistan speaking with Pres. Trump right now.

Could not be more effusive in his praise of Trump/Americans.

And...he's doing it in English.

"The difference since you took office is like night and day."

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:39 AM (Enq6K)

49 What's that monk doing? Bobbing for apples?

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

50 Where are the happy Bushes?

Posted by: zombie Nancy Pelosi Ross at September 21, 2017 09:39 AM (ctuyM)

51 Back in the nineties, an earlier this century, there was an actual sailing vessel which would sail up the coast of Italy, visiting ports for several days at a time.

Literally, "The Ship of Fools" , it would give stage performances nightly on the topside deck of the ship, to the paying audience down on the docks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2017 09:40 AM (EyPfd)

52 The difference since you took office is like night and day."

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:39 AM (Enq6K)
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He said that? Whoa

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

53 "What are those people doing?"

"Ducking for apples."

"There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life."

Posted by: Dorothy Parker at September 21, 2017 09:40 AM (+Ywi5)

54 "Links", dammit.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 21, 2017 09:40 AM (jTKJG)

55 >>Must resist. Must.......resist.....

There's one good link in the mix - which one depends on if you're a 'ron or an 'ette.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:40 AM (W+vEI)

56 Pretty tame by Bosch's standards. No weirdo monsters or demons eating people.

Posted by: josephistan at September 21, 2017 09:40 AM (ANIFC)

57 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2017 09:36 AM (7ZVPa)

Allegorical images to depict the vices, seven deadly sins, or proverbs was quite popular during the Northern Renaissance. Pieter Bruegel the Elder was famous for this.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2017 09:41 AM (nwqNw)

58 'The guy between the two singers looks like he's blowing a huge bubble.'

Heh!!

Posted by: Hugh Bubble at September 21, 2017 09:41 AM (EyPfd)

59 He said that? Whoa

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

Yeah, that and much, much more. Thanked the American troops, American people...he went on and on.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:41 AM (Enq6K)

60 Wasn't me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:42 AM (UoSKV)

61 >>Pres of Afghanistan speaking with Pres. Trump right now.

Could not be more effusive in his praise of Trump/Americans.

One word: MOAB

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:42 AM (W+vEI)

62 Who thought up monk-hair? I mean, seriously. Who thought this was a good look?

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

63 Nice job on the links, CBD! (seriously)

Something for almost every Horder, and most especially bluebell and AtC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 09:42 AM (ctuyM)

64 Trying very hard to metaphorically connect this painting to a current events issue, like immigration, or socialism, or reasons for Hillary Clinton losing.

Trying. . . trying. . . trying.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:43 AM (ATVNj)

65 Who thought up monk-hair? I mean, seriously. Who thought this was a good look?
Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:42 AM (lwiT4)
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I suspect it was penitential. It turned out that way, anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:43 AM (UoSKV)

66 While hated by over half the US population, he seems to do much better than expected on the world stage.

That's our President.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2017 09:43 AM (EyPfd)

67 That's the GOPe pictured, right before judgment (errr...Election ) Day, debauching their way through the voters money.

Now, Bosch, quit painting (before it gets scary) and go back to solving 15th century crimes.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 21, 2017 09:43 AM (ylUqT)

68 Cool, an Elton John album cover!

Posted by: Corona at September 21, 2017 09:43 AM (zIb93)

69 62 Who thought up monk-hair? I mean, seriously. Who thought this was a good look?
Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

I don't think they were too concerned about being fashionable.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:44 AM (NWiLs)

70 Whoa...Tom Selleck.....brb.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:44 AM (Enq6K)

71 Who thought up monk-hair? I mean, seriously. Who thought this was a good look?
Posted by: grammie winger
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Tonsure

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 09:44 AM (9tO1t)

72 There's one good link in the mix - which one depends on if you're a 'ron or an 'ette.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:40 AM

Seriously?

Posted by: Shep at September 21, 2017 09:44 AM (ctuyM)

73 I suspect it was penitential.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:43 AM (UoSKV)
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I'd be sorry too if I cut someone's hair like that.

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

74 Trying very hard to metaphorically connect this painting to a current events issue, like immigration, or socialism, or reasons for Hillary Clinton losing.

Trying. . . trying. . . trying.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:43 AM (ATVNj)

Just tie it in to all of the proper people telling us what was going to happen, but never actually did. And then those same proper people losing their minds in November and still refusing to come to terms with reality.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 21, 2017 09:45 AM (hLRSq)

75 65 Who thought up monk-hair?
__________________________________

It guaranteed celibacy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:45 AM (ATVNj)

76 Wow! CBD's picture is actually on top of Sonobi!

On top of Sonobi,
A ship of fools,
Is it a signal,
A changing of rules?

Posted by: filbert at September 21, 2017 09:46 AM (s5o+q)

77 Whoa...Tom Selleck.....brb.
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:44 AM (Enq6K)
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Please don't tell me he lived down the street from you too.

I'm still trying to recover from all the 'rons and 'ettes yesterday who saw/met Paul Newman in person. So many Hordelings - except for me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:46 AM (UoSKV)

78 >>Seriously?

Posted by: Shep

Sorry, depending on if you're into men or women.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:47 AM (W+vEI)

79 Morning all.

Been out of the loop for a while, what's the deal with the Alabama runoff? Breitbart's making it out to be a big deal and that the anti-establishment non Trump supported candidate is leading. Is this a thing that matters?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 21, 2017 09:47 AM (72PAC)

80 I'd be sorry too if I cut someone's hair like that.
Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:45 AM (lwiT4)
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Heh - I meant for the monk. You'd be sorrier if your hair was cut like that!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:47 AM (UoSKV)

81 Speaking of debauchery, check out Gwyneth Paltrow's new magazine, "Goop!"

http://tinyurl.com/yabfh59c

She's lovely. Just lovely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH)

82 62 Who thought up monk-hair? I mean, seriously. Who thought this was a good look?
Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

No worse than what people have today. Have you been to a Walmart lately?

Posted by: josephistan at September 21, 2017 09:48 AM (ANIFC)

83 Ok, bluebell, you've gotten your Yoko, your Paul Newman, and now your Tom Selleck requests. I think CBD has reached across the aisle. The ball is in your court.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 09:48 AM (ctuyM)

84 "Sorry, depending on if you're into men or women."
Shep may not be into men.

But I hear many men have been into Shep

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2017 09:48 AM (EyPfd)

85 one monk seems to have gone the full Brazillian

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 21, 2017 09:49 AM (ylUqT)

86 Who are the naked people under the table? Their bodies seem out of proportion to the rest of the people.

Posted by: grammie winger - Shanah Tovah at September 21, 2017 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

87 I like his Garden of Earthly Delights, but then I'm a weirdo.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 21, 2017 09:49 AM (/YJcS)

88 Duncanthrax, as you noted, he salted the good with the bad.

That's going to complicate things for him.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:49 AM (UoSKV)

89 Speaking of debauchery, check out Gwyneth Paltrow's new magazine, "Goop!"

Goop. Mish steaming remnants?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 09:50 AM (5UfE7)

90 Apparently they are all singing into a pancake.

Karaoke was wild back then!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 21, 2017 09:50 AM (q9M3y)

91 You're a veeeerrrry complicated man, Mr. Dildo. Also, please don your asbestos suit for that last link.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

92 All right, I'm off to the farmer's market. You all enjoy this . . . thing . . . without me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:50 AM (UoSKV)

93 Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:46 AM (UoSKV)

I know Gushka has a story about meeting Selleck and said he was very nice. Sounded like a fairly normal person.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 09:51 AM (rp9xB)

94 Please don't tell me he lived down the street from you too.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 09:46 AM (UoSKV)

Oh don't I wish! No, only in my mind.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:51 AM (Enq6K)

95 Going to drop the car off to get the taillight fixed, then I'm taking my mom to lunch for her birthday

Posted by: josephistan at September 21, 2017 09:51 AM (ANIFC)

96
75 65 Who thought up monk-hair?
__________________________________

It guaranteed celibacy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:45 AM (ATVNj)

Same theory was used to design the US Army's BCGs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 09:51 AM (veoSD)

97 Students find works like this very interesting in that it's not what they expect from the time period. They think that this was a time of strict religious adherence (and for some, oppression). So when they see a work like this that calls members of the clergy "fools", it confuses them. They also like Bosch's more famous "Garden of Earthly Delights" but are again confused because that's an altarpiece. "How in the world was that allowed?"

It's a nice demonstration of how human nature never changes and that there will always be imperfection and corruption in even the most holy of settings. People do see it. Those in authority are not invisible--not forever.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2017 09:52 AM (nwqNw)

98 Hieronymous! You can no more read the stars than you can read my chamber pot!

Posted by: Count Federico at September 21, 2017 09:52 AM (/qEW2)

99 >>She's lovely. Just lovely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Oh, saw that. She had her first Goop Summit recently and it sounded like part scam, part new age medicine/crystal worshipping quackery.

http://nypost.com/2017/06/11/inside-gwyneth-paltrows-ridiculous-goop-summit/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:52 AM (W+vEI)

100 Cbd = evil

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2017 09:52 AM (ZuGkg)

101 Yeah, rickb223. My wife and I enjoy watching Bosch. It was fun watching him take down that skank, Jeri Ryan. While some people used to like to say, "Thanks Obama," back when that was a think, I would sometimes take it back a level and say, "Thanks Jeri."

Posted by: Marooned at September 21, 2017 09:52 AM (8hRlF)

102 Let the record reflect it takes Tami approximately 7 minutes to rub one out.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:53 AM (NWiLs)

103 Goop? My dad used that stuff to get oil and grease off his hands.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:54 AM (Enq6K)

104 I do believe microsoft has finally broke win 10 for good.

Now to check for a identifiable win 7 backup on the other partition.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 09:54 AM (sf2BM)

105 Oh, saw that. She had her first Goop Summit recently
and it sounded like part scam, part new age medicine/crystal
worshipping quackery.

http://nypost.com/2017/06/11/inside-gwyneth-paltrows-ridiculous-goop-summit/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:52 AM (W+vEI)

Anyone selling her used, gold dildo for $10,000 will do anything for money. She's a nutty narcissist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 09:54 AM (PY9jH)

106 102 Let the record reflect it takes Tami approximately 7 minutes to rub one out.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:53 AM (NWiLs)

Sorry. I stopped to water all the plants...

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:54 AM (Enq6K)

107 "Goop" was staring at me from the magazine rack at Publix yesterday. Ugh. No thanks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 09:55 AM (PY9jH)

108 Speaking of Gwyneth, are you supposed to put that jade egg thing in your hoo-ha before or after steaming? Or perhaps during?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

109 Apparently, someone on the right has a case of the Sads.

Maybe it's because his roast chicken is tied to a tree.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:55 AM (ATVNj)

110 Looks like my control booth.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 21, 2017 09:55 AM (/qEW2)

111 Oh, and I do like it, but Bosch appeals to my dark side.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

112 The Ship of Fools

*facepalm* There's my Senator playing the lute.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2017 09:55 AM (2z74n)

113 106 102 Let the record reflect it takes Tami approximately 7 minutes to rub one out.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:53 AM (NWiLs)

Sorry. I stopped to water all the plants...
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:54 AM (Enq6K)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

114 No idea why this is in my head this morning, but it is a fun song. Joy to you and me!

https://youtu.be/as8K3H7Rros

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2017 09:56 AM (XKZwp)

115 Preet Bharara joining CNN as a senior legal analyst

Bharara said hes still not sure what led the president to fire him, but he said hes sure that if he stayed, Trump would have asked him to do something inappropriate.

This little shit will fit in perfectly at CNN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2017 09:57 AM (5y11N)

116 Has anyone posted a Hogarth picture for the art thread yet? He's a lot of fun.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 21, 2017 09:57 AM (/YJcS)

117 Why do you hate all of us, CBD? As for that last link, I hope you have a flameproof suit when AtC gets here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 09:57 AM (PY9jH)

118 Anyone selling her used, gold dildo for $10,000 will do anything for money. She's a nutty narcissist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 09:54 AM

It wasn't "used", it was thoroughly checked for quality.

Posted by: Gwenyth P. lifestyle guru at September 21, 2017 09:57 AM (ctuyM)

119 >>Anyone selling her used, gold dildo for $10,000 will do anything for money. She's a nutty narcissist.

That apparently knows how to get rich ladies to pay $$$ for her wisdom and swag.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 09:57 AM (W+vEI)

120 Looks like they are monking around.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 09:57 AM (N7KlP)

121 Let the record reflect it takes Tami approximately 7 minutes to rub one out.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 09:53 AM

Objection!! Counsel assumes it was only one.

Posted by: Falstaff at September 21, 2017 09:58 AM (ctuyM)

122 Apparently, someone on the right has a case of the Sads.

Maybe it's because his roast chicken is tied to a tree.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:55 AM (ATVNj)

And I thought I had it bad.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 21, 2017 10:00 AM (hLRSq)

123 I never know what to make of Hieronymus Bosch paintings. There's no question of his technical skills and his color schemes, which vary from work to work, are brilliant. But many of the scenes feel like a combination of Salvadore Dali and Rod Serling. This isn't necessarily bad, just difficult to predict or imagine. The paintings do make me wish I knew more of the symbolism in them.

I also can not figure out if he was having a good time showing these 'sin' scenes or if he's like a preacher that gets all excited talking about sin in his sermons.

Pro-tip: skip the links.

Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2017 10:01 AM (V+03K)

124 looks like a meeting of the DNC.

Posted by: vivi at September 21, 2017 10:01 AM (11H2y)

125 happy New Year!

Bronitsky's article was awesome. wish he ran a synagogue here.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:01 AM (eDaUO)

126
*sings*

Someone's at the table with Chaucer
Someone's just awaitin' for foo-oo-oo-ood
Someone's at the table with Chaucer
Strumming' on her old wood lute
Asingin'
Hey-hey-diddle-diddle-doo!
Hey-hey-diddle-diddle-doo-oo-oo-oo
Hey-hey-diddle-diddle-doo!!
Strummin' on her old wood lute

Posted by: naturalfake, Authentic Medieval Scholar at September 21, 2017 10:02 AM (9q7Dl)

127 at least her Bob didn't have a compass installed.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:02 AM (eDaUO)

128 Posted by: Falstaff

Blast from the past. My grandfather drove a beer truck for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 10:02 AM (5UfE7)

129 119 >>Anyone selling her used, gold dildo for $10,000 will do anything for money. She's a nutty narcissist.

That apparently knows how to get rich ladies to pay $$$ for her wisdom and swag.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017
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How did a sensible-seeming lady like Blythe Danner produce . . . Gwyneth? (Okay, people, I know the standard answer. I meant to say, how and why did Gwyneth turn out the way she is?)

Posted by: Dorothy Parker at September 21, 2017 10:03 AM (+Ywi5)

130 [Preet Blahblahblah]s sure that if he stayed, Trump would have asked him to do something inappropriate.

like "go fuck yourself"?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:03 AM (eDaUO)

131 Preet Bharara joining CNN as a senior legal analyst

Bharara said hes still not sure what led the president to fire him,

Playing for the other team is one reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 10:04 AM (5UfE7)

132 >>...how and why did Gwyneth turn out the way she is?

Spoiled her rotten?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:04 AM (W+vEI)

133 Pro-tip: skip the links.
Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2017
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Second one is very nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2017 10:04 AM (+Ywi5)

134 Sorry. I stopped to water all the plants...
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2017 09:54 AM (Enq6K)

*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac

Get outta my brain!
That was my exact reply before deleting it entirely. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 10:05 AM (5UfE7)

135 132 >>...how and why did Gwyneth turn out the way she is?

Spoiled her rotten?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017
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So rotten she has maggots instead of fleas?

(Oh, wait, that's what I say about my cats. Never mind.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2017 10:05 AM (+Ywi5)

136 81 Speaking of debauchery, check out Gwyneth Paltrow's new magazine, "Goop!"
http://tinyurl.com/yabfh59c
She's lovely. Just lovely.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH)

goop magazine? Really?

The Premiere Issue of goop Magazine -- released quarterly -- unpacks healing modalities, clean beauty (makeup-bag detox included), and easy, nutrient-dense recipes. Inside, find deep-dives into crystals and mud masks, reiki and bee-venom treatments -- in addition to a candid conversation with goop CEO, Gwyneth Paltrow. Plus, some useful takeaways: a do-anywhere Tracy Anderson workout, fall fashion recap, and a how-to for having better orgasms.

Holy crap, it's packed full of stoopid!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 10:06 AM (zDhXZ)

137 Goop magazine is just a combination of her initials and her IQ

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 21, 2017 10:07 AM (FZYNt)

138 Holy crap, it's packed full of stoopid!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 10:06 AM (zDhXZ)

Just like her brain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 10:08 AM (PY9jH)

139 "goop" Magazine? What's with the lower-case? It's like Grace Slick naming her kid "god," and when asked why, she said, "We've got to be humble about this."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2017 10:08 AM (+Ywi5)

140 it's goop alright. sounds like the slurry from a Boulder yoga potty. except less wholesome

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:08 AM (eDaUO)

141 115 Preet Bharara joining CNN as a senior legal analyst
__________________________________

People keep saying he was a great prosecutor. Horseshit.

Hillary Clinton committed crimes right under his sweaty little nose and he did nothing. How many millions in unreported millions did the Clinton Foundation receive from foreign nations?

His convictions of Skelos and Silver could have been conducted by a 1L from Touro Law School. And how come Silver was convicted of bribing judges but there were no charges against the Democrat judges for TAKING bribes?

It was because Preet was doing the bidding of Schumer to control the political chess board by removing political rivals.

And who do you think submitted to the FISA court the application for surveillance of Trump Towers and Mike Manafort? The U.S. Attorney from New York City, which would be who?

Preet is a crook as well.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 10:08 AM (ATVNj)

142 Preet Bharara joining CNN as a senior legal analyst

Bharara said hes still not sure what led the president to fire him,
but he said hes sure that if he stayed, Trump would have asked him to do
something inappropriate.
>>>

Better known as Preet (Carnac) Bharara at the carnival side show.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 21, 2017 10:08 AM (r5KeJ)

143 "Holy crap, it's packed full of stoopid!"

That much concentrated stupid could endanger the entire metro area! Quick, get it to a Gender Studies Department!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 21, 2017 10:08 AM (hLRSq)

144 That was my exact reply before deleting it entirely. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 10:05 AM (5UfE7)

Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

145 The Premiere Issue of goop Magazine -- released quarterly -- unpacks healing modalities, clean beauty (makeup-bag detox included), and easy, nutrient-dense recipes. Inside, find deep-dives into crystals and mud masks, reiki and bee-venom treatments -- in addition to a candid conversation with goop CEO, Gwyneth Paltrow. Plus, some useful takeaways: a do-anywhere Tracy Anderson workout, fall fashion recap, and a how-to for having better orgasms.

There is no end to the depths to which the lefty lunacy will plunge. And all of the "smart" set who will buy into this nonsense

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 10:09 AM (493sH)

146 Has anyone seen anything about the latest pretend repeal bill?

A friend of mine just told me it's got a six year sunset provision, which reapplies obamacare once DC can be sure it's rid of Trump.

Posted by: Methos at September 21, 2017 10:10 AM (XQvuQ)

147 ... and easy, nutrient-dense recipes.

Le Cookbook Moron is going to blow this away.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2017 10:10 AM (ctuyM)

148 Re: Gwyneth - as I hear so many show biz moms say 'something went wrong somewhere.'

Posted by: Blythe Danner at September 21, 2017 10:10 AM (bc2Lc)

149 Wow! Tom Selleck looks like he's got Colin Kaepernick growing out of his chest!

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 21, 2017 10:11 AM (/qEW2)

150 Bharararara also drove the prosecution / showtrial of D'Souza. yeah D'Souza fucked up. no, what he tried to do should not have counted as a crime, considering the Byzantine processes that legally do exactly what he did clumsily.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:11 AM (eDaUO)

151 Whimsey and mockery are so much better than melancholy...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 21, 2017 10:11 AM (AM1GF)

152 Anyone selling her used, gold dildo for $10,000 will do anything for money. She's a nutty narcissist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 09:54 AM

*Indiana Jones ducks just in time to avoid poison darts shooting from wall*

*Upon rising he sees The Golden Wang of Destiny*

*Wary of traps he approaches The Wang carefully*

*Jones scrutinizes the altar upon which The Golden Wang Sits*

*He fills a small bag with sand*

*Then licking his fingers, he leans in closely and reaches for The Wang*

*his face scrunches. His eyes water*

Oh!...Oh.my God!

What is that smell?

*gags*

ACK!!! I can't breath......I can't...

*Jones clutches throat, stumbles blindly back*

*falls into pit filled with pointed sticks*

...
...

...to be continued...

Posted by: indiana Jones and the Golden Wang of Destiny at September 21, 2017 10:11 AM (9q7Dl)

153 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2017 10:08 AM (+Ywi5)

Did Slick at least give the poor thing a middle name they could go by? My kids' names are unusual, but parents shouldn't use naming to work out their own mental and emotional problems.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 10:12 AM (rp9xB)

154 The Ship of Fools
Or The Satire Of The Debauched Revelers,
Or An Allegory Of Gluttony

... Or The Swamp

Posted by: ShainS at September 21, 2017 10:14 AM (BiLU+)

155 >>There is no end to the depths to which the lefty lunacy will plunge. And all of the "smart" set who will buy into this nonsense

This started as an online newsletter, then online store. People have been mocking it AND buying it for years. It's a testament to GP's singular focus on making herself her generation's lifestyle guru, a Martha Stewart of sorts for self-absorbed rich ladies. I think people have started taking her seriously simply because she persists (I know) despite the derision and because she has to be raking in a butt-load of money with this hooey.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:14 AM (W+vEI)

156 I saw "Golden Dildo" open for "Ship of Fools" at the Slippery Cave in 1990.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 10:14 AM (ATVNj)

157 Wow! Tom Selleck looks like he's got Colin Kaepernick growing out of his chest!
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 21, 2017 10:11 AM (/qEW2)

Colin Kaepernick? Tom Selleck craps bigger'n he does.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 10:15 AM (zDhXZ)

158 please tell me you didnt name them "Little Moron One" etc, Polliwog.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:15 AM (eDaUO)

159 Here's some music to go with the painting:

https://youtu.be/GPyPT7fb0-Q

Posted by: Country Singer at September 21, 2017 10:15 AM (uiwCw)

160 Anyone else had problems with win 10 updates failing lately.

I would hate to think I'm being targeted by ms all by my lonesome.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 10:15 AM (sf2BM)

161 I spent an hour looking at Hieronymus Bosch paintings one night, and all I could think of was diary of a madman. Great stuff, what an imagination.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2017 10:15 AM (aMlLZ)

162 Another lib threatening violence. Jimmy Kimmel said he will pound Fox reporter next time he sees him. This asshole still doesn't know about all the insurance programs for kids from low income families.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 10:16 AM (N7KlP)

163 I like Harry Bosch. He led me to "Nighthawks" by Hopper.

Posted by: Gomorrah at September 21, 2017 10:16 AM (uhJyQ)

164
132 >>...how and why did Gwyneth turn out the way she is?

Spoiled her rotten?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:04 AM (W+vEI)

Her shit-head dad had a lot to with it. He was widely known to take particular delight in refusing to employ anyone on his TV productions who wasn't an enthusiastic Donk voter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017 10:17 AM (veoSD)

165 Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:15 AM (eDaUO)

Lol, No. I didn't know about the HQ when they were born, not that it would have mattered.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 10:17 AM (rp9xB)

166 No, wait. I stand corrected.

I saw the "Slippery Cave" open for "The Golden Dildo" at the Ship of Fools in 1990.

They were back up by Goop and the Pancake Chorus.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 10:17 AM (ATVNj)

167
Eh.

I guess South Park has gone full progtard and is never coming back.

Another whole episode bashing Trump.

It was funnier than last year, which was awful.

So, we got that workin' for us.

But, with the Antifa, and fascist speech suppression, among the general insanity of the left over Hillary!'s loss,

you'd think they'd have plenty of targets.

I guess libertarian's really are just about the weed. No principles otherwise.

Oh, and Hillary!, of course, mad a 3 second appearance as the voice of reason.

Blarg!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2017 10:17 AM (9q7Dl)

168 Preet Bharara joining CNN as a senior legal analyst

Bharara said hes still not sure what led the president to fire him, but he said hes sure that if he stayed, Trump would have asked him to do something inappropriate.

Like go get your fucking shine box

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 10:18 AM (493sH)

169 >>Another lib threatening violence. Jimmy Kimmel said he will pound Fox
reporter next time he sees him. This asshole still doesn't know about
all the insurance programs for kids from low income families.

Well, Katy Tur told us that since Trump members of the press have felt physically threatened. I'm sure she'll be sticking up for Kilmead any minute now...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:18 AM (W+vEI)

170 Bharara just proved why Trump had to fire him. It's like the fired worker who comes back to kill his boss because he think he was fired unjustly. You just proved you were the nut the boss said you were.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 21, 2017 10:20 AM (N7KlP)

171 163 I like Harry Bosch.
Posted by: Gomorrah at September 21, 2017 10:16 AM (uhJyQ)

So do I. It's one of Amazon's better TV series.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 10:20 AM (zDhXZ)

172 I would like to check one of the other versions of this painting. But I'll have to use a search. CBD has simply proved himself vicious and untrustworthy - most of the links are likely to Yoko, or Lena in a bikini.

No thanks.

Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2017 10:20 AM (+TcCF)

173 Message 1: Buy KBHome houses, in support of the CEO in his battle against disgusting crack whore Kathy Griffin

Message 2: Always remember (in this day and age) that you are probably being recorded.

https://tinyurl.com/yckg23su

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 21, 2017 10:21 AM (ylUqT)

174 All hail! Zod scored a great professional victory early this morning that punished needless bureaucracy, rewarded initiative, underscored the value of accountability and ownership, saved time and money, and facilitated greater world peace (well, everything but that last).

The steak will be rare and the wine will be red.

Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 10:21 AM (Bdeb0)

175 Hey, HBO is turning the Watchmen into a series!

Wonder if it will suck as bad as the movie.

(OK, OK...the movie definitely has its moments, primarily when Jackie Earle Haley is onscreen. But compared to the book...there's no comparison.)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 21, 2017 10:22 AM (s/EUv)

176 Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 10:15 AM (sf2BM)

EK says the updates have been failing for a while on her computer.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 10:22 AM (rp9xB)

177 All hail! Zod scored a great professional victory early this morning that punished needless bureaucracy, rewarded initiative, underscored the value of accountability and ownership, saved time and money, and facilitated greater world peace (well, everything but that last).

Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 10:21 AM (Bdeb0)

You fired a slacker?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 10:23 AM (zDhXZ)

178 Spain - Museo del Prado, has the best Bosch collection. "Why Spain?" you ask ...holy wars, looting of the Netherlands and the Duke of Alba.

Posted by: runner the art critic at September 21, 2017 10:23 AM (QC/4S)

179 I like Harry Bosch.
Posted by: Gomorrah at September 21, 2017 10:16 AM (uhJyQ)

So do I. It's one of Amazon's better TV series.
Posted by: OregonMuse

#TTU
(Two Thumbs Up)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 10:23 AM (5UfE7)

180 Another lib threatening violence. Jimmy Kimmel said he will pound Fox reporter next time he sees him. This asshole still doesn't know about all the insurance programs for kids from low income families.

Is super family man Dimmy talking about his kids he left for Sarah Silverman or the ones he has with whatever number wife this one is?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 10:23 AM (493sH)

181 A friend of mine just told me it's got a six year sunset provision, which reapplies obamacare once DC can be sure it's rid of Trump.
Posted by: Methos at September 21, 2017 10:10 AM (XQvuQ)

The Block grants would sunset in 2027 unless re-authorized or otherwise. HOWEVER that would NOT re-apply Fredocare...it would just mean less Federal Funding for what ever the States had decided to do with the previous Block Grants.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2017 10:23 AM (5y11N)

182 "Another lib threatening violence. Jimmy Kimmel said he will pound Fox
reporter next time he sees him."

Sounds like the reporter should walk right up to Kimmel and say "I'll be your huckleberry."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 21, 2017 10:24 AM (hLRSq)

183 I hope ACE is busy writing up a review of "mother!" for us.

I'd title it MotherFvcker!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 21, 2017 10:24 AM (s/EUv)

184 A Breitbart report says Asshole Corker and others begged Trump to visit AL again before the Senate election because they think a Moore win will prompt several GOP senators to resign.

Eggzelent...

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 10:24 AM (398bZ)

185 they think a Moore win will prompt several GOP senators to resign.

Not seeing the downside here?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2017 10:25 AM (5y11N)

186 There is a Libertarian Left, and a Libertarian Right. I am Libertarian Right. Not about weed. Basically my main thing is Freedom of Association.. and Freedom of Non- Association.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 10:25 AM (zSVEm)

187 Retire, not resign.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 10:25 AM (398bZ)

188 they think a Moore win will prompt several GOP senators to resign.

Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 21, 2017 10:25 AM (s/EUv)

189 Hey, HBO is turning the Watchmen into a series!

Finally! an SJW-approved version of "Watchmen" that will portray Rorschach in the proper way.

Just so we're absolutely sure to get the message

Get your pussyhats ready, kidz.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2017 10:26 AM (9q7Dl)

190 Posted by: indiana Jones and the Golden Wang of Destiny at September 21, 2017 10:11 AM

The Golden Wang of destiny sounds so much more exotic that Tales of the Gold Dildo. Needs a cute sidekick dog with an eyepatch, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2017 10:26 AM (p+Wdc)

191 Bosch is endlessly fascinating. So much activity, so much incomprehensibility to modern viewers. Symbols in paintings back then were so important for a largely illiterate population, that we forget how they were used. I think Umberto Eco tried to revive a lot of it, or Fraser with Golden Bough, but we are not accustomed to many layers of meanings. One sentence to summarize or abstract billions and billions of neurons making connections.

Did that make sense? Oh well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 10:27 AM (MIKMs)

192 Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2017 10:26 AM (9q7Dl)

Oh, man. I bet you're right. Rorschach punching Nazis and shit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 21, 2017 10:27 AM (s/EUv)

193 I heard raving lunatic Ralph Peters on a local radio show this morning. He was asked about Clapper statements on wiretaps and how his story has changed. He completely flipped out. We should only be looking at Russia, Russia Russia. The IC are the good guys. Manefort and the Trump campaign and Russia, Russia, Russia are all that need to be investigated and never question the FBI or any other intelligence agency. He is completely unhinged.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 10:27 AM (493sH)

194 174 All hail! Zod scored a great professional victory early this morning that punished needless bureaucracy, rewarded initiative, underscored the value of accountability and ownership, saved time and money, and facilitated greater world peace (well, everything but that last).

The steak will be rare and the wine will be red.
Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 10:21 AM (Bdeb0)

And no doubt the wenches will be willing. Tell us again about the punishing bureaucracy bit. How much punishing? Was there a crunching sound?

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

195 I like Harry Bosch.
Posted by: Gomorrah at September 21, 2017 10:16 AM (uhJyQ)

Then you should check out those nude pictures of Yoko and John Lennon,

she's got one of the hairiest ones I've ever seen.

Oh....Bosch.

Never mind.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2017 10:28 AM (9q7Dl)

196 A Breitbart report says Asshole Corker and others begged Trump to visit AL again before the Senate election because they think a Moore win will prompt several GOP senators to resign.

Can I give them a list of who should go?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 10:28 AM (493sH)

197 I like the spider link

Posted by: runner at September 21, 2017 10:30 AM (QC/4S)

198 Morning... rough night.. need moar coffee.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 10:31 AM (zRZaJ)

199 198 Morning... rough night.. need moar coffee.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 10:31 AM (zRZaJ)

I am grabbing another cup... bring you one... black, or cream and sugar???

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 10:32 AM (zSVEm)

200 Goop? My dad used that stuff to get oil and grease off his hands.
Posted by: Tami
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Contained a good bit of lanolin, so that would square with something that Gwyneth Paltrow might have produced.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 10:32 AM (9tO1t)

201 Is that a turkey tied to the tree? With a pennant flying from its neck where its head used to be? Good times!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2017 10:33 AM (2NqXo)

202 Contained a good bit of lanolin, so that would square with something that Gwyneth Paltrow might have produced.

Lanolin = fur oil?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 10:33 AM (5UfE7)

203 Where's my apes-ma?

Posted by: Corona at September 21, 2017 10:34 AM (zIb93)

204 >>>and a how-to for having better orgasms.

I can hold a workshop on that for the guys, if anyone's interested.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 21, 2017 10:34 AM (/qEW2)

205 Just cream kraken.. thanks

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 10:35 AM (zRZaJ)

206 McCain & Murkowski will get most of the hate for killing O'care repeal's last chance... while Paul is largely overlooked.

Paul is cheerfully waiting waiting waiting for REAL repeal. Paul should get the Obama/ Pelosi liberal MOH.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 10:36 AM (ZXJxj)

207 >>Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 10:21 AM (Bdeb0) You fired a slacker? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 21, 2017 10:23 AM (zDhXZ)

I was able to identify the slacker, and derail the runaway train (upon which several gormless executives had taken seats) before it could generate more pointless rumor, hysteria, and calls for fixing that which ain't broken.

Zod smiles in the knowledge that the gossip who started the expensive witchhunt will be, like grain in Zod's mill, ground slowly, but exceedingly fine. His superiors are considering the egg that he adorned their faces with, and the appear grateful to Zod (and prepared to "re-groove" the offender with extreme prejudice).

Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2017 10:36 AM (Bdeb0)

208 205

Just cream kraken.. thanks
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 10:35 AM (zRZaJ)

Here you go... it's Ravens Brew, Wicked Wolf... dark roast... ( warning... too much, and you levitate...)

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 10:37 AM (zSVEm)

209 On this day in 1956 Grumman test pilot Tom Attridge, at the controls of an F11F-1 "Tiger" aircraft flying over Long Island, tests the plane's ability to fire its guns at supersonic speeds. After firing, he actually runs into the bullets he had fired earlier from a higher altitude, mortally wounding the Tiger's jet engine.

The pilot manages to safely eject after shooting himself down.

Posted by: navybrat at September 21, 2017 10:38 AM (w7KSn)

210 Laughing at 'unusual' names. My kids have special names (with nobody else in their schools or workplaces with the same) because they have old-fashioned 'Christian' family names. Sooooo unique these days.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 10:38 AM (MIKMs)

211 Lanolin = fur oil?
Posted by: rickb223
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It can be steamed out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 10:38 AM (9tO1t)

212 Reading last night, found a good explanation on PDT's maneuvers on Alabama Senate (Republican) runoff:
PDT endorsing Strange was necessary seeing that Strange voted in favor of Trump as a senator, so Trump really should support him back. It would send a conflicted message to other Rep senators to not do so.
Even in outwardly supporting establishment Strange, if Moore wins, Trump still gets a strong supporter, albeit not an 'establishment' one.

It's a win for Trump, even if he isn't playing any chess here. He doesn't really have to.

Alabamians that care about our country and draining the swamp saw and heard what type of shenanigans went on in Miss with Cochran.

It's possible that Strange can win, but the wind down here is blowing in the direction of Moore, mostly because it's sort of another bitch-slap at Washington DC, in general.

Posted by: Orange Mule at September 21, 2017 10:39 AM (uXcD2)

213 Tree, so, art. But the sniper is clearly visible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 10:39 AM (9tO1t)

214 Here you go... it's Ravens Brew, Wicked Wolf... dark roast... ( warning... too much, and you levitate...)

lol.. I will be careful.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 10:39 AM (zRZaJ)

215
I hear that Prezzy Glory Hole is trying to stop any sort of repeal of Obamacare. He was blathering about how it will end healthcare for millions or some lying shit. Remember all of the other presidents who after their term was up never shut up what was going on?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 10:39 AM (493sH)

216 206 McCain & Murkowski will get most of the hate for killing O'care repeal's last chance... while Paul is largely overlooked.

Paul is cheerfully waiting waiting waiting for REAL repeal. Paul should get the Obama/ Pelosi liberal MOH.
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 10:36 AM (ZXJxj)

============

All I can say is that he's certainly his father's son. One of his type is fine in the House, but in the Senate? Hell. No. And just like pappy, his "Principles" stop where getting pork for his constituency starts. And it was awfully principled for him to get the Turtle reelected, wasn't it.

Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2017 10:40 AM (fv6cb)

217 How come I never get invited to any cool parties?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 10:40 AM (Nwg0u)

218 Kimmel-Span is some mighty captivating late-night TV!

It reminds of Carson, when he and Ed would spend the entire show delving into farm subsidies.

Wild and wacky stuff!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2017 10:40 AM (Ndje9)

219 I believe Tom Selleck would be (rightfully) offended of being mentioned as having any connection or similarity in any way, shape, or form with Kaepernick.

Posted by: RM at September 21, 2017 10:41 AM (U3LtS)

220 217

How come I never get invited to any cool parties?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 10:40 AM (Nwg0u)

Hmmm.. dunno... I know why I don't.... kind of self- evident in my case...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 10:42 AM (zSVEm)

221 It's a fur oil...it's a beard oil...it's a skin softener. And a floor wax and a dessert topping. It's new Glimmer!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 21, 2017 10:42 AM (s/EUv)

222 EK says the updates have been failing for a while on her computer.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2017 10:22 AM (rp9xB)

The fix is worse than the problem. I don't think I'll live that long to see it work.

ms-"please download the trouble shooter which will fix the troubles except for the ones it doesn't'
does this fix your problem?

EK

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 10:43 AM (sf2BM)

223 Nothing I love after a hard day at work than coming home, turning on the TV and listening to some millionaire celebrity preach to me about why he needs me to pay for his son's healthcare.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 10:43 AM (ATVNj)

224 HBO Watchman?

Bet they Game of Thrones it. Owl boy will be getting some steamy love making from the spider gal while the Comedian will probably be into angry sex.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 10:43 AM (8bswC)

225 221

It's a fur oil...it's a beard oil...it's a skin softener. And a floor wax and a dessert topping. It's new Glimmer!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 21, 2017 10:42 AM (s/

Fur oil... Beard Oil.... Spengler wrote about this sort of thing, in his book...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 10:44 AM (zSVEm)

226 First Trump bends the moral arc of the universe then we get this picture. Next human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 10:44 AM (Nwg0u)

227 Totally disagree about Rand because his iconoclasm (SWIDT?) is desperately needed in the Senate. I like the rebels shaking up the establishment with real arguments and solutions -- otherwise the 'Greatest Deliberative Body in the World' is just an establishmentarian rubber stamp. McConnell, McCain, Hatch, are the antidisestablishmentarians.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 10:45 AM (MIKMs)

228 Egon, "I have a plan. We cross the meme streams."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 10:46 AM (8bswC)

229
"It's a fur oil...it's a beard oil...it's a skin softener. And a floor wax and a dessert topping. It's new Glimmer!"

=====

But hold on! It's also a ladder! How's that for a clever cleaver!

Posted by: Corona at September 21, 2017 10:47 AM (zIb93)

230 When speaking of wangs, remember there is a yin and yang, a lingham and yoni to the Universe.

Two Wangs don't make a Wong.

Posted by: Ye Olde Himalayan Guru at September 21, 2017 10:47 AM (ctuyM)

231 Sarah Palin and Sebastian Gorka are appearing at a Moore rally in Montgomery tonight.

Moore and Strange hold a one-hour debate tonight. It's in a Lincoln-Douglas format, so there won't be a moderator, just a timekeeper.

Trump is scheduled to appear at a Strange rally in Huntsville on Friday.

Pence will appear at a Strange rally on Monday.

The latest RCP average was published on 9/18, showing Moore leading by eight points. It'll be interesting to see if the last-minute GOPe push puts Strange ahead. Endorsements by Trump and the NRA are both huge in Alabama.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 10:47 AM (398bZ)

232 the original Watchmen was already Game Of Thrones. and we do not need a Watchmen remake. Snyder 's was fine. imperfect but good enough.

any remake will just take a steamer on America and Trump and all of us.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:47 AM (eDaUO)

233 Curiously, in spite of the protestations that "It's a POS!", my Vista system just trundles on along without problems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 10:48 AM (nBBdT)

234 Didn't get to comment on "The Morning Report" but wanted to say that I really appreciated the article in "City Journal" on the Holy Days and particularly the last few sentences with a pleas for the Rabbis to enlighten their congregants with wisdom that transcends the contemporary scene. Oh, and West Bloomfield, MI?-that's where part of my Jewish family lived for many years.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 10:49 AM (iVOAv)

235 F11F-1 "Tiger"

Prettiest damn little jet ever built.

But Lockheed troweled on the baksheesh thicker.

Posted by: JEM at September 21, 2017 10:49 AM (TppKb)

236 >>I hear that Prezzy Glory Hole is trying to stop any sort of repeal of Obamacare.

The Barakhenatening continues, apace.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 10:49 AM (nPzvp)

237 "It's a fur oil...it's a beard oil...it's a skin softener. And a floor wax and a dessert topping. It's new Glimmer!"
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You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at September 21, 2017 10:49 AM (nBBdT)

238 "Remember all of the other presidents who after their term was up never shut up what was going on? "

My guess is Obama will never shut up, because that is who he is, and that is what the left does.

Even more irritating is that I grudgingly acknowledge that he is shrewd enough to select the spots where he shares his wisdom and loping elegance with the mortal rest of us. That way it will look as if he was trying to stay quiet and respectful, but was (1) reluctantly dragged into it by a cause or person in dire need; or (2) thought it was a matter of such gravity that the nation needed his counsel.

Posted by: RM at September 21, 2017 10:50 AM (U3LtS)

239 The latest RCP average was published on 9/18, showing Moore leading by eight points. It'll be interesting to see if the last-minute GOPe push puts Strange ahead. Endorsements by Trump and the NRA are both huge in Alabama.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed

Not entirely sure if that will be the case here, though. Moore is a known quantity here--his supporters aren't likely to be swayed quite so easily. And I wonder if Trump's recent...variations...might lead people to believe Strange is another subject upon which he's getting bad advice.

Honestly, I'm not sure what to make of it right now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 21, 2017 10:50 AM (AM1GF)

240 Interesting..../pol/ person claims to have infiltrated Antifa..read additional tweets for more.

https://twitter.com/polNewsInfinity/status/910852462998892544

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:50 AM (W+vEI)

241 >>Trump is scheduled to appear at a Strange rally in Huntsville on Friday.

>Pence will appear at a Strange rally on Monday.

Because they are idiots.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 10:51 AM (nPzvp)

242 I have four people digging a hole in my back yard. Not one of them is Mehican.

Americans. Doing the jobs that Mehicans won't do.

Posted by: Soona at September 21, 2017 10:51 AM (ZAAkQ)

243 I may have to donate to Moore's find.

never thought I would see the day. Anti Creationist Agnostics For Moore.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:51 AM (eDaUO)

244 the original Watchmen was already Game Of Thrones. and we do not need a Watchmen remake. Snyder 's was fine. imperfect but good enough.

any remake will just take a steamer on America and Trump and all of us.

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But they didn't get to demonize Trump last time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 10:51 AM (Nwg0u)

245 "Honestly, I'm not sure what to make of it right now."

Nor am I.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 21, 2017 10:51 AM (398bZ)

246 227

Agree but if Rand doesn't convince enough people to legislate his way, a lot can be screwed up that shouldn't be. I want this O'Care vote to go through. All hell will break lose if it does (bring it on) which is a good sign it's heading in the right direction.

If blue states want to grumble, let them. Anyway Obama weighed in with his usual strawmen so I want to double down.

Posted by: Maggie Gray at September 21, 2017 10:52 AM (kcQIp)

247 But they didn't get to demonize Trump last time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 10:51 AM (Nwg0u)

Exactly. The new and improved Watchmen. Now with Trump hate

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)

248 "The Ship of Fools" aka "A Portrait of the US Congress."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 10:53 AM (ZM2xo)

249 >>My guess is Obama will never shut up, because that is who he is, and that is what the left does.

And Hillary will, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:53 AM (W+vEI)

250 CBD ~ that link with the disgusting, horrible, hairy spider was not appreciated. The one with the tarantula was OK, though.

Love, love, love Grace Kelly. Mrs Redux also appreciates the beefcake ~ although she is not a huge fan of mustaches ~ she lets that rule slide with Mr. Selleck . . . go figure.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 21, 2017 10:54 AM (UOr6C)

251 Speaking of color transfer I have a hard enough time doing original in digital and getting it right for screens. Ugh.

Posted by: Maggie Gray at September 21, 2017 10:54 AM (kcQIp)

252 193 I heard raving lunatic Ralph Peters "

*sigh* I remember I once respected that guy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 10:55 AM (ZM2xo)

253 This painting shows one of the earliest recording sessions known to man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 21, 2017 10:55 AM (tRaq7)

254 Kimmel-Span is some mighty captivating late-night TV!

It reminds of Carson, when he and Ed would spend the entire show delving into farm subsidies.

Wild and wacky stuff!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives

There is no escape by that route. Here, how'd you like to buy the latest edition of Black Panther and the Crew? Or Super¡Jeb!?

Posted by: Marvel Comics at September 21, 2017 10:55 AM (/qEW2)

255 I'm trying to think which GOP Senators Corker is referring to, when he says some might "resign" if Moore wins.

I presume when Corker says "resign" that he means "won't seek reelection."

Assuming for the moment that Corker isn't totally full of shit, the only two possibilities I can suggest are Flake & Heller, both of whom already have primary opponents from the right-- formidable in Flake's case, and annoying-bordering-on-serious in Heller's. Heller is probably an underdog in the GE, even if he survives the GOP primary.

So... I could easily see Flake deciding to hang it up, whether Moore wins or not.

I notice that Flake & Hellet have both gotten them some o' that oletime populist conservative religion of late, btw. A serious primary opponent concentrates the mind wonderfully.

McCain escaped being beaten in the primary (imo) because he had seven opponents, instead of ONE-- Dr. Keli Ward, who looks good to take out Flake at the moment.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 10:55 AM (ZXJxj)

256 Because they are idiots.

Trump is dancing with what brung him.

Posted by: JEM at September 21, 2017 10:56 AM (TppKb)

257 I heard raving lunatic Ralph Peters on a local radio show this morning. He was asked about Clapper statements on wiretaps and how his story has changed. He completely flipped out. We should only be looking at Russia, Russia Russia. The IC are the good guys. Manefort and the Trump campaign and Russia, Russia, Russia are all that need to be investigated and never question the FBI or any other intelligence agency. He is completely unhinged.

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Ralphy, Ralphy, Ralphy. To think I used to like your books.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 10:56 AM (Nwg0u)

258 243 I may have to donate to Moore's find.

never thought I would see the day. Anti Creationist Agnostics For Moore.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 10:51 AM (eDaUO)

Ooh ooh... Anti Creationist Agnostics... I like that.... the fun tangents and rabbit- holes for the thread.... nah, not enough time.... will have to get back to Systematic Theology studyin' at some point this morning.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 10:56 AM (zSVEm)

259 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 10:48 AM (nBBdT)

I never had any problems with Win 7. I haven't had with Win 10 until now. For the last week been watching my comp constantly downloading, restarting then failing to install updates. Rinse repeat.

Download troubleshooter that fails to fix the trouble. Rinse repeat.

Go through registry and remove any reference to any 3rd party anti virus. Fails again. Rinse repeat.

Clear the folder containing update files. Rinse repeat.

Go through a long line of command processes. Fails again. Rinse repeat.

Done with it.

Disabled updates.

If the updates to Win 7 are still available, will go back to factory defaults.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 10:56 AM (sf2BM)

260 Tom Selleck....shirtless...oh my..CBD is taking care of the ettes...

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2017 10:56 AM (a0IVu)

261 I'm back from the farmer's market. Got lots of good stuff.

Anyway, it's a real shame CBD isn't around, seeing as he's a baseball fan and all. One of the teams in the AL East clinched a berth in the playoffs last night. And Chris Sale put on a clinic with 13 strike-outs, one of which was his 300th of the season, which no AL pitcher has done since 1999.

And guess who was there to see all this go down?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 10:57 AM (UoSKV)

262 I hear that Prezzy Glory Hole is trying to stop any sort of repeal of Obamacare

+++

Shouldn't he be hiding out in some non-extradition country?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 21, 2017 10:57 AM (z2W2E)

263 *sigh* I remember I once respected that guy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 10:55 AM (ZM2xo)

The radio show host said something along the lines of, With all due respect shouldn't we be concerned if intelligence agencies are....

No, no, no! Russia, Russia, Russia!!!! Even asked the host why he was pro-Russia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2017 10:58 AM (493sH)

264 Spellcheck: nanny state annoyance, or serious provocation to homicide?

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 10:58 AM (ZXJxj)

265 Devotional for the New Year from the Rbabi at the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

http://tinyurl.com/y7asurnz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 10:58 AM (iVOAv)

266 Hieronymus Bosch is great. His portrayal of hell includes a demon sitting on a commode crapping out lost souls. Over the centuries, he probably caused more than a few sinners to reconsider their ways.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 10:59 AM (ZM2xo)

267 248 "The Ship of Fools" aka "A Portrait of the US Congress."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 10:53 AM (ZM2xo)

I like Robert Plants Ship of Fools mo' better...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 10:59 AM (zSVEm)

268 249 >>My guess is Obama will never shut up, because that is who he is, and that is what the left does.

And Hillary will, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:53 AM (W+vEI)

***

Yeppers ~ take Jimmy Carter for example: 92 and still can't shut his f*cking mouth. SHUT THE F*CK UP JIMMY ~ You were an awful, awful president. Just deal with it. Same with Obama. STFD and STFU. Hate W Bush if you will ~ but at least he knows to keep in the way, way background and not spout off about everything.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 21, 2017 10:59 AM (UOr6C)

269 It is no coincidence that the two worst Presidents since FDR are also the only two who will not, shut their filthy pie-hole after leaving; Jimmy Peanut and O'Choom.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 10:59 AM (mpXpK)

270 240 Interesting..../pol/ person claims to have infiltrated Antifa..read additional tweets for more.

https://twitter.com/polNewsInfinity/status/910852462998892544
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:50 AM (W+vEI)

Anything coming out of 4Chan has to be considered fictional unless backed up with other sources.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 10:59 AM (RD7QR)

271 >>And guess who was there to see all this go down?

A bunch of White Chowder Eaters?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 11:00 AM (nPzvp)

272 Da pacem, Domine, in diebus nostris Quia non est alius Qui pugnet pro nobis Nisi tu Deus noster.

Posted by: Knights Templer, Protecting these folks at September 21, 2017 11:00 AM (gbWkA)

273 265 Rbabi=Rabbi; Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 11:00 AM (iVOAv)

274 Got to give Lockheed props for being able to hang bombs off the Missile with a Man in it. Now that is engineering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 11:01 AM (8bswC)

275 A Breitbart report says Asshole Corker and others begged Trump to visit AL again before the Senate election because they think a Moore win will prompt several GOP senators to resign.

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Please, Br'er Fox! Don't throw me into the briar patch!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:01 AM (Nwg0u)

276 >>Trump is dancing with what brung him.

GOP Party Hacks brought Trump what, exactly?

He's schilling for one of Mitch McConnell's butt buddies.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 11:01 AM (nPzvp)

277
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 10:57 AM (UoSKV)

Congrats, bluebell!

My team had a great opportunity to move ahead in the standings last night - and they blew it.

But they'll beat the Cubbies tonight! Right? Right?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 11:01 AM (ZM2xo)

278 "And Hillary will, too."

We should have an AoS betting pool as to which of them (Obama or Hilary!) will be more obnoxious going forward.

Posted by: RM at September 21, 2017 11:01 AM (U3LtS)

279 I hope Moore wins, I guess, just to scare the others.

However, Moore seems to have a lot of "senior moments" from what little I've heard.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 11:02 AM (ZXJxj)

280 A bunch of White Chowder Eaters?
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 11:00 AM (nPzvp)
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Yep! Including this on and her kids. I'd say 25% - at least, maybe more - of the people at Camden Yards were wearing Red Sox gear. By the end of the game, the Red Sox fans were the only ones there, pretty much. It was glorious (sorry, Baltimorons).

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 11:02 AM (UoSKV)

281 Spellcheck: nanny state annoyance, or serious provocation to homicide?
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Youngest kidlet can't spell at all, don't know why (proto-civil engineer); third kidlet spells perfectly (carpenter). The speller had a meltdown when I left the grammar check on. Elder two don't care one way or the other.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 11:02 AM (MIKMs)

282 Gaylord still has time and room to obnox...

Hillary! has been in the public eye and obnoxious since Little Rock

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 11:02 AM (8bswC)

283 Congrats, bluebell!

My team had a great opportunity to move ahead in the standings last night - and they blew it.

But they'll beat the Cubbies tonight! Right? Right?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 11:01 AM (ZM2xo)
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Thanks, Donna!

And, um, maybe?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 11:03 AM (UoSKV)

284 Da pacem, Domine, in diebus nostris Quia non est alius Qui pugnet pro nobis Nisi tu Deus noster.

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And let God sort them out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:03 AM (Nwg0u)

285 I see Lurch opened his pie hole and said he might run again for President. Lurch/ Faulksahattutis, ticket. Because the American voter loves them some Massachusetts liberals telling them their stupid. Yeah, winning ticket.

Posted by: Strobe at September 21, 2017 11:04 AM (gbWkA)

286 SHARYL ATTKISSON: It looks like Obama did spy on Trump, just as he apparently did to me

http://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/351495-
it-looks-like-obama-did-spy-on-trump-just-as-he-did-to-me

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2017 11:04 AM (cAXIk)

287 Kimmel vs Kilmeade?
Time to bring back Celebrity Boxing!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 21, 2017 11:05 AM (Mfv45)

288 mbq

I spend more time going back trying to fix spellcheck than I do writing my posts.

Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2017 11:05 AM (ZXJxj)

289 "Jimmy Peanut"

I know the man as Jimmy Crack Corn.

Posted by: RM at September 21, 2017 11:05 AM (U3LtS)

290 I truly am beginning to think fenelon (and most of you) are right about FB. It's the fucking devil. Not only did my SIL humiliate my poor brother but a lady who I was going to do business with revealed herself to be a fucking loon (ok, that's actually a good thing). I just messaged her and nicely told her I was passing on the opportunity.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 11:06 AM (zRZaJ)

291 *giggles*

Jean Francois Cary telling again how a B40 eggshell got him a Purple Heart while Lieawatha gets folksy about how to make land crab dip.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 11:06 AM (8bswC)

292 >>Anything coming out of 4Chan has to be considered fictional unless backed up with other sources.

Noted. But the sure do hate Antifa and already proved themselves useful by ID'ing that CA professor who attacked a few with a bike lock. At minimum, I hope this unsettles Antifa that they were potentially infiltrated.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 11:06 AM (W+vEI)

293 Seems like a real Botch job to me

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2017 11:08 AM (PNcou)

294 On the bright side, at least none of those links went to a photo of Yoko's hairy bush.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2017 11:09 AM (2Mnv1)

295 Test

Posted by: Strobe at September 21, 2017 11:09 AM (gbWkA)

296 Disabled updates.

If the updates to Win 7 are still available, will go back to factory defaults.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 10:56 AM (sf2BM)

My wife has Windows 7 and updates are still available. I looked at loading Windows 7 on my computer but I would have had to format the hard drive and reload from scratch. Also the download version of available from Amazon was $200. You can no longer buy a computer that comes with Windows 7. I guess the Microsnot Monopoly has struck again.
All that being said I have not had any problems with Window 10 per se. But a lot of the programs that I was forced to buy because my older versions would not run on Windows 10 are really are lot more shitty than their original version. The latest version of Calender Creator for Windows 10 just sucks, but there is no other worthwhile calender program that I can find. One came with Windows 10 but it sucks worse.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 11:09 AM (mpXpK)

297
We should have an AoS betting pool as to which of them (Obama or Hilary!) will be more obnoxious going forward.

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peak or career?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2017 11:10 AM (PNcou)

298 294 On the bright side, at least none of those links went to a photo of Yoko's hairy bush.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2017 11:09 AM (2Mnv1)

Wait, that isn't what that last link was?

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 11:10 AM (RD7QR)

299 295 Test
Posted by: Strobe at September 21, 2017 11:09 AM (gbWkA)

B-

Posted by: Professor at September 21, 2017 11:10 AM (72PAC)

300 Lanolin = fur oil?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 10:33 AM (5UfE7)

It's the oil from sheep's wool.

The only sheep I've ever handled were subjects in my college animal behavior class. They were really greasy.

Posted by: stace at September 21, 2017 11:10 AM (QviAd)

301 OT....but I gotta make a statement: Hot flashes SUCK!

I conducted a training this morning on a change to one of our construction processes. 40 construction guys and me. Half way through I started to feel like a meat thermometer. Within seconds I was drenched head to toe, sweat dripping and trickling on every inch of my body....especially my head, so my hair instantly went from smooth and glossy this morning to full on Medusa.

We were inside a finished home, so I casually walked over to the thermostat and surreptitiously kicked that sucker down to 62 degrees and finished my spiel standing over a floor register.

Fortunately, they were all guys and construction guys at that. They probably didn't notice a thing. But all I could think was, "Are you KIDDING me!?!?!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 21, 2017 11:11 AM (i6ncg)

302 Interesting..../pol/ person claims to have infiltrated Antifa..read additional tweets for more.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:50 AM (W+vEI)
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i get e-mails from the local "resist fascism" group organizing here in Lost Angeles... which i promptly forward to the LAPD section that deals with that sort of thing.
i mean who *doesn't* have multiple e-mail addys/identities on line?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 11:11 AM (gVCVQ)

303
My wealth is all at your command
If you will move your icy hand

Oh the young, the rich or poor
All alike to me you know
No wealth, no ruin, no silver no gold
Nothing satisfies me but your soul

O, death
O, death
Wont you spare me over til another year

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2017 11:12 AM (QQ+il)

304 Hillary is going to be obnoxious mainly to Democrats, she will be a wash.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 11:12 AM (DgeGH)

305 301, Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 21, 2017 11:11 AM (i6ncg)

I hear ya...turned 45 last month and have had two hot flash incidences already..just like you described. It was horrible.

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2017 11:12 AM (a0IVu)

306 300. Sure.....it was just that one, just that one time, and it was for 'science,' and not because you were trying to make fauns.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 21, 2017 11:13 AM (fA1SL)

307 304 Hillary is going to be obnoxious mainly to Democrats, she will be a wash.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 11:12 AM (DgeGH)

Well, yeah. It couldn't have been her fault that the public found her to be a loathsome harpy.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 21, 2017 11:13 AM (RD7QR)

308 STOP THAT HAMMERING!!!!

Posted by: Lawrence of Prolapsia at September 21, 2017 11:14 AM (5Xzsj)

309 The only sheep I've ever handled were subjects in my college animal behavior class. They were really greasy.
Posted by: stace at September 21, 2017 11:10 AM (QviAd)

Yeah, you get a much better grip on a goat, or so I've heard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2017 11:14 AM (J2oJa)

310 Anything coming out of 4Chan has to be considered fictional unless backed up with other sources.

Well, they sure had fun with Shia LaGoof's stupid flags.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:14 AM (PY9jH)

311 Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 11:06 AM (zRZaJ)

Sorry, Jewell.

It can be good to stay in touch with family and friends, I guess, although I only had FB for about two months and never actually posted anything, but I am reminded of the saying, "Never miss an opportunity to shut up." So many people don't with FB and Twitter. They just disgorge any thought that come to mind, hurting people like your brother in the process because all people have their narcissistic side, and want to be considered right and worthy in a fight. Good grief, I had enough problems in my life sometime ago with simple e-mails or even letters. I don't need other venues to let my irritable, unthinking out and let be "tongue" be out of control.

I will continue to pray for peace and that rough laces are made smooth and straight

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 11:15 AM (iVOAv)

312 I see Lurch opened his pie hole and said he might run again for President. Lurch/ Faulksahattutis, ticket. Because the American voter loves them some Massachusetts liberals telling them their stupid. Yeah, winning ticket.

Posted by: Strobe

It occurs to me that John Kerry throwing his medals away is the same sort of thing as white liberals crying out about white privilege and humoring idiots who say that cotton is racist, just because they are black. They think there's something inherently virtuous about attacking your own side. Maybe it should be called McCain syndrome?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 11:16 AM (/qEW2)

313 311-make that rough "places"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 11:16 AM (iVOAv)

314 redc, the Yes Men alinskyites have my email. sadly they just send me press releases after they do their cupid stunts. not their plans for the stuff they will do.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 21, 2017 11:17 AM (DgeGH)

315 308 STOP THAT HAMMERING!!!!
Posted by: Lawrence of Prolapsia at September 21, 2017 11:14 AM (5Xzsj)

--

The Paolo is nearly done

Posted by: Paulo with Mrs. O'Donnell at September 21, 2017 11:17 AM (PNcou)

316 Don't know much about 4Chan except what I read about here... from that, it seems they help us, more than hurt us...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:17 AM (zSVEm)

317 Morning, Horde. About set to leave Helena, MT, on route to GNAMM. Cloudy and cool, which is fine for driving. Later, taters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2017 11:17 AM (r0bHR)

318 Vic did you try using the compatibility feature with those older programs?

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 11:18 AM (sf2BM)

319 Morning, Horde. About set to leave Helena, MT, on route to GNAMM. Cloudy and cool, which is fine for driving. Later, taters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2017 11:17 AM (r0bHR)

Have fun! Just remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless you're a moron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2017 11:18 AM (PY9jH)

320 They think there's something inherently virtuous about attacking your own side. Maybe it should be called McCain syndrome?

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The

all cultures are equal / down with patriarchy

dichotomy.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2017 11:19 AM (PNcou)

321 Thank you Fenelon. I feel awful for my brother.
At least the lady I messaged to turn down the offer was gracious. She's still a loon though.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 11:19 AM (zRZaJ)

322 Have fun! Just remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless you're a moron.

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sure it does

Posted by: Gonorrhea at September 21, 2017 11:19 AM (PNcou)

323 >>Morning, Horde. About set to leave Helena, MT, on route to GNAMM. Cloudy and cool, which is fine for driving. Later, taters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2017 11:17 AM (r0bHR)

Wave when you roll by!

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 11:20 AM (nPzvp)

324 It occurs to me that John Kerry throwing his medals away is the same sort of thing as white liberals crying out about white privilege and humoring idiots who say that cotton is racist, just because they are black.

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I like the 1%er of the 1%er football players whining about how u fair the country has been to them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:20 AM (Nwg0u)

325 So, yes, I'm not entirely joking when I say FB and Twitter can be tools tools of the devil. The devil wants to kill, steal and destroy-all of which can be done-Kill friendships,and other relationships, kill someone's good name, destroy reputations through those venues, al though I understand people use them for their businesses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 11:20 AM (iVOAv)

326 318
Vic did you try using the compatibility feature with those older programs?

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 11:18 AM (sf2BM)

I don't remember that feature in Windows 10.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 11:21 AM (mpXpK)

327 When does McCain's tumor render him incapable?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2017 11:21 AM (5NQPZ)

328 It's the oil from sheep's wool.

The only sheep I've ever handled were subjects in my college animal behavior class. They were really greasy.

Posted by: stace

That college administrator should fill his decorative jars with sheep's wool instead of cotton. Then the next time he invites students into his home and they say "Yo, cracka, that's racist!" He can respond, "You think yo' dumbass ancestors were shearing sheep? You too dumb to be here! Y'alls expel!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

329 Shudders....

Helen Thomas and Grace Kelly within one click of each other.
Talk about Beauty and the Beast.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2017 11:22 AM (0tfLf)

330
280 A bunch of White Chowder Eaters?
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 11:00 AM (nPzvp)

The Red Chowder is nasty stuff.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 11:22 AM (ZM2xo)

331 CBD, I cant even. Some day I will find you and there will be a reckoning,

....and AtC will be on my side with The Ravage.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 11:23 AM (dCikz)

332 When does McCain's tumor render him incapable?
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In all honesty, who could tell?

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2017 11:23 AM (MIKMs)

333 Safe trip and much fun AoP.

Too bad you can;t bring the M-29.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2017 11:23 AM (8bswC)

334 Speaking of footballers, from Drudge:

49ers-Rams tickets reselling for the price of two stadium pretzels

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:23 AM (Nwg0u)

335 325

So, yes, I'm not entirely joking when I say FB and Twitter can be tools tools of the devil. The devil wants to kill, steal and destroy-all of which can be done-Kill friendships,and other relationships, kill someone's good name, destroy reputations through those venues, al though I understand people use them for their businesses.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 11:20 AM (iVOAv)

So.. a handy gateway for all our base nature to pour through... I don't do any Social Media, except here, I guess, and email and text.... I know me..

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:23 AM (zSVEm)

336 Bosch' paintings are very thought provoking. First time I saw his work was in the movie Devil's Rain with Ernest Borgnine and an eyeless William Shatner.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 21, 2017 11:23 AM (I2Kfz)

337 If it was not for my business I would not have FB, Instagram or Twitter. After yesterday I have a very different attitude about social media. When someone you love is destroyed you get a new perspective.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 21, 2017 11:24 AM (zRZaJ)

338 Vic,

Start here,

https://www.laptopmag.com/articles/set-compatibility-

mode-windows-10

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 11:24 AM (sf2BM)

339 Unmasked - because
deanonymized reminds them they ought to sober up and get to a meeting.

Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2017 11:24 AM (FhXTo)

340 When does McCain's tumor render him incapable?

-
Well, definitely by 2008.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:25 AM (Nwg0u)

341 And, um, maybe?

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2017 11:03 AM (UoSKV)

Well, they did sweep the Cubs when they last played them at Wrigley, which was a wonderful, glorious thing.

But this series will be in Milwaukee. The Brewers actually have played better at Wrigley this year.

Baseball is so weird.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 11:26 AM (ZM2xo)

342 Speaking of footballers, from Drudge:

49ers-Rams tickets reselling for the price of two stadium pretzels
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

$250/ticket??

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 11:27 AM (5UfE7)

343 Vic,

If you know what version you want to run an app on, just right click on its icon and select properties then click on the box to select win version.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 11:28 AM (sf2BM)

344 "The Red Chowder is nasty stuff."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 21, 2017 11:22 AM (ZM2xo)

Manhattan clam chowder is what we entitled white men eat prior to oppressing the masses and holding the poor down by the neck with our jackboots.

"It's what's for dinner!"

Posted by: jwest at September 21, 2017 11:28 AM (Zs4uk)

345 Y'alls expel!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Sounds like a Harry Potter incantation.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 11:28 AM (5UfE7)

346 340 When does McCain's tumor render him incapable?

-
Well, definitely by 2008.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 21, 2017 11:25 AM (Nwg0u)

==========

By the 2018 election at the latest. Mean survival time for his type of cancer is 6 to 18 months with treatment, IIRC.

Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2017 11:28 AM (fv6cb)

347 Trying very hard to metaphorically connect this painting to a current events issue, like immigration, or socialism, or reasons for Hillary Clinton losing.

Trying. . . trying. . . trying.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2017 09:43 AM (ATVNj)
____________________________________

Just tie it in to all of the proper people telling us what was going to happen, but never actually did. And then those same proper people losing their minds in November and still refusing to come to terms with reality.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 21, 2017 09:45 AM (hLRSq)
*****************************************

Here it is:
Imagine then a fleet or a ship in which there is a captain who is taller and stronger than any of the crew, but he is a little deaf and has a similar infirmity in sight, and his knowledge of navigation is not much better.

The sailors are quarreling with one another about the steering; every one is of the opinion that he has a right to steer, though he has never learned the art of navigation and cannot tell who taught him or when he learned, and will further assert that it cannot be taught, and they are ready to cut in pieces any one who says the contrary.

They throng about the captain, begging and praying him to commit the helm to them; and if at any time they do not prevail, but others are preferred to them, they kill the others or throw them overboard, and having first chained up the noble captain's senses with drink or some narcotic drug, they mutiny and take possession of the ship and make free with the stores; thus, eating and drinking, they proceed on their voyage in such a manner as might be expected of them. . . .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_fools

Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 11:31 AM (sRQh6)

348 I will continue to pray for peace and that rough laces are made smooth and straight

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2017 11:15 AM

And pointed out!!!!111!!

Posted by: Finkle/Einhorn at September 21, 2017 11:31 AM (p+Wdc)

349 jewells you just make sure that your son knows He is not destroyed by such a crass medium where everyone lets their freak flag fly.

Posted by: willow at September 21, 2017 11:32 AM (FKrah)

350 nood monkey man

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2017 11:32 AM (jHrzU)

351 They'll be wheeling McCain in on life support for a kill vote when they need him. Hell, they may even stuff him and animate him. Pull him out of the closet , dust him off and have him give a thumbs down.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 11:32 AM (dCikz)

352 164
132 >>...how and why did Gwyneth turn out the way she is?

Spoiled her rotten?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2017 10:04 AM (W+vEI)

Her shit-head dad had a lot to with it. He was widely known to take particular delight in refusing to employ anyone on his TV productions who wasn't an enthusiastic Donk voter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2017
*
*
Paltrow was a Tulane graduate. As am I. I shall now hang my head in shame.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2017 11:32 AM (+Ywi5)

353 Right on time willow...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2017 11:32 AM (zSVEm)

354 Speaking of footballers, from Drudge:

49ers-Rams tickets reselling for the price of two stadium pretzels
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

$250/ticket??
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2017 11:27 AM (5UfE7)

About the only football nooz I pay any attention to these days is what a stumbling clusterfark of a miserable failure that league and those two LA teams are.

It warms my cold heart that the Chargers can't sell out a 27000 seat stadium.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2017 11:34 AM (TOk1P)

355 If Moore wins, will the GOPe get spooked and stop stonewalling? Will they realize that they themselves are the biggest threat to keeping their own seats? I sure hope not.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (/qEW2)

356
Here it is:
Imagine then a fleet or a ship in which there is a captain who is taller and stronger than any of the crew, but he is a little deaf and has a similar infirmity in sight, and his knowledge of navigation is not much better.

The sailors are quarreling with one another about the steering; every one is of the opinion that he has a right to steer, though he has never learned the art of navigation and cannot tell who taught him or when he learned, and will further assert that it cannot be taught, and they are ready to cut in pieces any one who says the contrary.

They throng about the captain, begging and praying him to commit the helm to them; and if at any time they do not prevail, but others are preferred to them, they kill the others or throw them overboard, and having first chained up the noble captain's senses with drink or some narcotic drug, they mutiny and take possession of the ship and make free with the stores; thus, eating and drinking, they proceed on their voyage in such a manner as might be expected of them. . . .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_fools "

Oh, I see. It's the Republican Party, then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2017 11:35 AM (k1TUh)

357 Late, but I gotta say I love Hieronymus Bosch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (xJa6I)

358 What happened to Ralph Peters? Okay, he doesn't like Trump and was probably blindsided when he won. The guy sprays spittle all over whenever "Putin" or "Russia" are mentioned. But what I really want to know is , Does Peters actually believe Trump was colluding with the Russians?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2017 11:42 AM (7uYFy)

359 Wiki has a reconstruction of the whole image. It makes more sense.

Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 11:43 AM (sRQh6)

360 By the 2018 election at the latest. Mean survival time for his type of cancer is 6 to 18 months with treatment, IIRC.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2017 11:28 AM (fv6cb)

I'm a firm believer in Pascal's Law. If there has ever been anyone in the whole history of brain cancer who actually beat that horrible disease, McCain will too.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2017 11:45 AM (7uYFy)

361 Some sane people snook up behind Ralph, gagged him, threw a tow sack over his head and dragged him to the loony bin.

I respected him very much, until he went 'round the bend.

Posted by: gNewt at September 21, 2017 11:46 AM (sRQh6)

362 338
Vic,

Start here,

https://www.laptopmag.com/articles/set-compatibility-

mode-windows-10

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 11:24 AM (sf2BM)

Well I tried it and still having the same problem . Word2000 will not save files created using Windows 10. I lost a whole Morning Report links file due to that before I switched to open office which runs fine in Windows 10. I even tried reinstalling Word2000 from scratch.

But what is funny is that Excel2000 from the same version of office runs fine. Haven't tried the database program. I no longer use that since I retired.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 11:56 AM (mpXpK)

363 Nood, so I wioll miss everythinng I ddn't read before tryng these fixes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2017 11:57 AM (mpXpK)

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