Report: Megan McCain in Talks to Join "The View"

She recently announced her departure from Fox, citing her desire to focus on other priorities.

I've liked Megan McCain more and more since around 2014 or so, as she transitioned, as they say, to being more of a conservative.

I don't know why she wants "The View" gig -- money and exposure, sure. And, honestly, those are pretty good things.

But it can't be an enjoyable experience to be the Designated Republican and have to deal with Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg and whatever other idiots they have on there now. A miserable job that pays a lot of money is still a miserable job.

Case in point: Jedediah Bila just quit the show, reportedly due to the Shrieking Prog Yentas on the show being angry about her civil-but-skeptical questioning of Hillary Clinton.

"There was a lot of staff who were upset about how that interview was handled," says the source, speculating that "The View" wants the former secretary of state to appear on the show multiple times. "They had a lot to say to Jedediah about calming things down."
We’re told that Bila was signed on for the full season but "she left on her own accord,” the source adds. “There were some things making her uncomfortable behind the scenes, but she loves the cast. She seems to be looking forward to sharing her view in a world where there seems to be only one worldview."
A rep for Bila declined to comment.

The show's reps claimed they were fine with Bila's questions, but note that Bila's rep did not echo that Happy Talk. And note that Bila seems to be signalling her displeasure about this on Twitter:

—@JedediahBila tweeted this 10 min after this @PageSix report: https://t.co/f2fnAUkBig https://t.co/i7vRHgmEeT
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) September 18, 2017

And if you can't see the tweet he's referring to -- well, it's been deleted. (I should have posted this earlier when it was still there!)

All the tweet was was a 40 second clip of Bila's questions for Clinton -- presumably to show that the questions were polite and fair, and simply an example of actual journalism, instead of smothering Hillary Clinton with #GirlPowerHugz.

The fact that she deleted an on-its-face innocuous tweet may suggest that she got a talking to by The View's producers or something, telling her it was in her interest to go along with the Happy Talk Parting Amicably story.

So that's what Megan McCain is looking down the barrel of. Unless she switches her politics fast to be more #GirlPowerHugz. Which I hope she doesn't, because I don't want to go back to being annoyed by her again.

Meanwhile, it's official. Or at least, it's more official: Laura Ingraham will debut her new Fox show at 10pm on October 30th, while Sean Hannity moves to 9pm.

So the lineup will be Tucker at 8, Hannity at 9, and Ingraham at 10.

The Five, meanwhile, is returning to five o'clock, where it really should be.

Posted by: Ace at 04:19 PM

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1 All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

Posted by: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at September 18, 2017 04:20 PM (s5o+q)

2 its one of those days

Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (XFue2)

3 @nd?

Posted by: weekreekfarmgirl at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (YZzLG)

4 Megans boobs will destroy Joy Behar

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (FZYNt)

5 I don't watch any of these! I come back when we go off topic!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (duJXg)

6 Huh....weird. still, she's getting old enough, so why not?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (fA1SL)

7 4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (/qEW2)

8 Another reason not to watch

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (ghofu)

9 8

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (/qEW2)

10 its one of those days
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (XFue2)

Nice dots!

Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (s5o+q)

11 D'oh!

Posted by: weekreekfarmgirl at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (YZzLG)

12 Megan McCain is 5 foot tall.

Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:22 PM (XFue2)

13 Oh, we're talking about boobs some more?

Cool, cool...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:23 PM (xJa6I)

14 Hmmm......can't wait to hehear the spin on the bucket-bombers
One from Syria, one from Iraq, both 'refugees'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)

15 LOL. What is #girlpowerhugz?

Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (XFue2)

16 I have doubts that Meghan McCain has the intellectual firepower, quick wit, or actual desire to challenge the View skirts on any of the crap they dispense on a regular basis.

If she did, they wouldn't be interested in her. They are looking for a punching bag.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (tVWQB)

17 I'm looking forward most to the trampoline segment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (Mouru)

18 Megan is pretty, so she will stand out...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (zSVEm)

19 Jedediah Bila is a Never Trumper, and fit in perfectly with the coven on The View. From what I've heard, she usually went along with whatever Her Betters on that stupid show had to say.

Meggie Mac should be interesting. However, let's not forget how the hags treated her Dear Daddy when he was running against The One.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (PY9jH)

20 Jedediah Bila is an attractive woman.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (4e+hS)

21 Will Megan kiss Hillary's bippy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (IqV8l)

22 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts En Fuego at September 18, 2017 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

23 18. I guess they need at least one hittable female on the panel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (fA1SL)

24 Jedediah Bila sounds like a Star Wars character.

Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (XFue2)

25 Oh, we're talking about boobs some more?

Cool, cool...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:23 PM (xJa6I)

Unused Ace Headlines:

Megan McCain In Talks To Become One (er, Two) Of The Boobs On "The View"

Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (s5o+q)

26 Jedediah Bila is really really, hot-- except for her name, which, being an old-timey guys' name.

Martha MacCallum is another very attractive woman with a terrible name.

I'd go on, but oh look I even bored myself there

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (u0s1P)

27 I'd hit that like an eight armed roofer trying to beat a thunderstorm.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (zO1cf)

28 Well,Megs has big boobs,so there's that.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (rmVvL)

29 I did not know that Jedediah was a girl name.

The Five totally belongs at 5:00. Also, they should just air Billy May's Greatest Hits on days when Gutfeld can't join the show.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (gIRsn)

30 I love the first amendment and boobs, and I predict that Megan's will start pointing in a more lefterly direction.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (pMGkg)

31 The View is still on? Some days I'm truly thankful I have a day job.

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (UmSfZ)

32 Jedediah Bila's instagram is a must see. She is to asses what Emily Ratajkowski is to boobs.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (rX06+)

33 Question for the horde: When chicks hug, do they do it peak to peak, or peak to valley, like fitting a jigsaw puzzle piece?

I've always pondered this.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (tbOMB)

34
Jedediah? But she's hot. And wicked smart. Would hit if she would have me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

35 Was she nicknamed "Jed", I wonder... maybe Jar- Jar...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (zSVEm)

36 Jedediah was smart to run from this harpy show. Its hard Leftist and no one stands a chance butting heads with those water buffaloes

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (ghofu)

37 I just checked my can of give a shit and it is empty.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (FqZOm)

38 So is this supposed to attract more viewers to this livestock show? Cuz, unless she punches Joy Behar in the mouth, it's not gonna work.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (O5Q3r)

39 It's not the Borg Borg.

Posted by: Whooooopie Goldberg at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (Mouru)

40 Test.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (2dwOz)

41 RH : PAC

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 04:26 PM (QQ+il)

42 It's all about B ( . )( . ) BS.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

43 Question for the horde: When chicks hug, do they do it peak to peak, or peak to valley, like fitting a jigsaw puzzle piece?

I've always pondered this.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (tbOMB)

This is the reason for that one-two cheek-to-cheek kissy greeting thing.

It's about the rubbing.

Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:27 PM (s5o+q)

44 Meghan McCain? Whoooo-eeeee. I'd bang that like a screen door on a submarine.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2017 04:27 PM (j+dfT)

45 So the View is a women's show about womens and is broadcast during working hours? Anyone see a pattern here?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 04:27 PM (YV+SU)

46 Related, Jim Geraghty's snide cuckishness needs to end. His side lost the election, he needs to deal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:27 PM (xJa6I)

47 And that's all I have on the topic, so... entertain me...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2017 04:27 PM (zSVEm)

48 So that's what Megan McCain is looking down the barrel of. Unless she switches her politics fast to be more #GirlPowerHugz.

How much of a betting are you ace, cause I can see her rubberbanding back to "I'm a good republican, all those conservatives are icky sexists."

She does not strike me as someone of strong will and principles.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)

49
All of these shows are rigged to destroy anyone to the right of Shining Path.

And as long as ESPN is being successfully boycotted and/dumped, I have to wonder why this shit show of "meesekeits" gone mad is still on the air.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)

50 Bout time. Damn phone.

I'd sure like to give Jedediah my world view.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM (2dwOz)

51 She sure doesn't look like Uncle Jed!

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM (IqV8l)

52 Jedediah Bila sounds like a Star Wars character.

Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (XFue2)

Right? I always thought that too.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM (aMlLZ)

53 frankly I'd rather think about my SQL tangle. More accurately not MY sql tangle because I've always been lazy and figured the dude that set it up knew what he was doing. I vastly underestimated his laziness and his over estimation of himself. But I'm don't have to come up with a better system right now, just lots of vacuumdb calls to clear out sections have temporary use but were never in any routine cleaning operations.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM (eASYU)

54 Jedediah Bila never skips a leg/butt day. girl is fit.

Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM (XFue2)

55 "She seems to be looking forward to sharing her view in a world where there seems to be only one worldview.

Meow!

I cannot believe that show is still going. The regulars are insufferable.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (W+vEI)

56 32 Jedediah Bila's instagram is a must see. She is to asses what Emily Ratajkowski is to boobs.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (rX06+)

This is relevant to my interests...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (xJa6I)

57 It's all about B ( . )( . ) BS.

Mammogram:
( * )( * )

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (HtLSE)

58 If I have to choose between watching the view and smashing my foreskin with a hammer then I guess I better go find an anvil

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (FZYNt)

59 Crap, Pixy deleted all the spaces and ruined my funny.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (HtLSE)

60 Yet another scion trading on and monetizing the McCain name. I am sure her father is very proud.

I suggest we amend the stylebook so her name is written as:

Meg!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (EZebt)

61 She does not strike me as someone of strong will and principles.
Posted by: buzzion
_________

How could you say that about a McCain?

Posted by: Furious George at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (j+dfT)

62 46 One of the many who are now dead to me.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (rmVvL)

63 32
Jedediah Bila's instagram is a must see. She is to asses what Emily Ratajkowski is to boobs.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter

Why isn't that statement on the $20 bill?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (4e+hS)

64 Wait -- people still watch TV?

Alternate universe.

These shows don't "convert" anybody.

MSNBC is just virtue-signalling for socialists.

Fox is just virtue-signalling for mainstream conservatives.

Everything else is background noise in the nursing home rec room and airport snack bar.

TV barks, but the Culture has moved on.

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (DQ4Fv)

65 The only time I watch The View are snippets on the interwebs. The squealing, clapping prog clones in the audience are enough to make one's skin crawl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (PY9jH)

66 Megan McCain joining the View is like throwing lamb in with a bunch of pit vipers. The stupid is guaranteed to involve a lot of shrieking.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (8flQp)

67 As long as they don't ask her to write anything, we're OK.

Because last time I read something Megan wrote, I had to punch myself in the face.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (26uga)

68 Is this the B double oh Bs thread?

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (baYK5)

69 I know Ace has a crush on Joy Behar but what is the over/under on the Giants scoring more than 3 points tonight?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (YV+SU)

70 I thought Jedediah was a man's name. From memory:

"At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows.
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows ... fool
But I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone" - Amish Paradise, by Weird Al Yankovic

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (/qEW2)

71 One more... should we start using MeAgain for HER??

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (zSVEm)

72 Just Google pictures of her, but she does like workout photos on Instagram

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (ghofu)

73 And no one's allowed to say "Boobs"!

Posted by: meeeghan mccain ( . Y . ) at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (mJ8mX)

74 So did anyone else see Millennial Assassin? Excuse me, American Assassin, sorry natural mistake if you'd seen the film.

Michael Keaton was great.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (xJa6I)

75 49 Dumb women and doctors offices...

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (rmVvL)

76 If Megan kicks her father in the nuts, I'll watch. Until then I want to keep myself from dribbling and won't.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (26uga)

77 "I've liked Megan McCain more and more since around 2014 or so, as she transitioned, as they say, to being more of a conservative."

I noticed that as well. She seemed to mature out of the "I will say liberal things to be edgy" phase. Made her cuter as well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (OD2ni)

78 (+)(+) = Blind Bewbs

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (YV+SU)

79 The last few times I've seen Megan McCain she had been willing to contest Lefty talking-points and had seemed more thoughtful in her commentary. I guess she figures this will be good for her pundit career. Time will show if she is correct.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (5Yee7)

80 70 I thought Jedediah was a man's name. From memory:

"At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows.
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows ... fool
But I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone" - Amish Paradise, by Weird Al Yankovic
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

I still think that ranks as one of Top Ten best music videos of all time. The part where is was filmed backwards and then show forwards is one of the best low-tech special effects I've ever seen.

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (DQ4Fv)

81 I know Ace has a crush on Joy Behar but what is the over/under on the Giants scoring more than 3 points tonight?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 04:30 PM (YV+SU)

Who they playing? Are they in San Fran or on the road?

Or are you talking about the Yomiyuri Giants perhaps?

Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (s5o+q)

82 She seemed to mature out of the "I will say liberal things to be edgy" phase.
_______

I'm waiting on her father to do the same.

Posted by: Furious George at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (j+dfT)

83 Jedediah Bila was great on RedEye and could hold her own with those miscreants.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (qJtVm)

84 They should just cancel The Five.

It sucks.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (u5ha3)

85 Jedediah Bila never skips a leg/butt day. girl is fit.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:28 PM

I wish she did

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (ghofu)

86 "Jedediah Bila's instagram is a must see. She is to asses what Emily Ratajkowski is to boobs.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter"

And she knows it. I'm a big fan.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (OD2ni)

87 73
And no one's allowed to say "Boobs"!

Posted by: meeeghan mccain ( . Y . ) at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (mJ8mX)

80085

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 04:33 PM (tbOMB)

88 80. Wait.....you mean like the Red Room in Twin Peaks?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:33 PM (fA1SL)

89 Jedediah Bila wears too much eye makeup.

Posted by: a delinquent in the police station at September 18, 2017 04:33 PM (+INtM)

90 Meh, she'll be like her father. Pretend to be conservative until she gets a good gig and then punch everyone in the nuts with her real liberal leanings once your hooked.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:33 PM (26uga)

91 If I have to choose between watching the view and smashing my foreskin with a hammer then I guess I better go find an anvil

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (FZYNt)

A cinder block would be field expedient. Anything to not have to ever watch the view.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2017 04:33 PM (aMlLZ)

92 (. )( .)

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 04:34 PM (YV+SU)

93 The only real development is Ingraham getting her own show. She's orders of magnitude smarter than any of the rest of them, and very easy on the eyes. Plus, when you piss her off, she will cut a bitch. Right, Charles K?

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2017 04:34 PM (LAe3v)

94 ( .)(. )

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 04:34 PM (YV+SU)

95 Jedidiah Bila used to be a school teacher, too. Imagine that. Imagine going to school and Jedidiah Bila is your teacher. How could any boys in her class concentrate?

Posted by: Kensington at September 18, 2017 04:34 PM (Cw3TC)

96 >>If I have to choose between watching the view and smashing my foreskin with a hammer then I guess I better go find an anvil

Just slam your dick in the trunk.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (u5ha3)

97 Yeah, that's great. Is her father dead yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (mcI77)

98 74 So did anyone else see Millennial Assassin? Excuse me, American Assassin, sorry natural mistake if you'd seen the film.

Michael Keaton was great.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (xJa6I)

I haven't seen it yet, but I'm a big Vince Flynn fan and I'm definitely planning on it. How many stars would you give it out of 5?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (rX06+)

99 ( .)( .)

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (YV+SU)

100 one of the best low-tech special effects I've ever seen.

I can only imagine one of the reasons the rift with Coolio took so long to heal was envy for how effortless Al made it look. Mindblowing, really.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (HtLSE)

101 I remember a comment saying that Ace wanted to poke Megan Mac's squeakhole. Uh ok. But Bila sent me into palpitations when she was on RedEye. Not bad for an older lady.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (XhN8Z)

102 "95 Jedidiah Bila used to be a school teacher, too. Imagine that. Imagine going to school and Jedidiah Bila is your teacher. How could any boys in her class concentrate?

Posted by: Kensington"

Probably like the gym class scene at the end of Weird Science.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (OD2ni)

103 They are looking for a punching bag.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks

Exactly.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (LAe3v)

104 Also, they should just air Billy May's Greatest Hits on days when Gutfeld can't join the show.

A crack pipe joke!!! Nice.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 18, 2017 04:36 PM (Jj+59)

105 I have caughg The View in waiting rooms and saw a big recently working in one. Its watching your worst Leftist nightmare

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 04:36 PM (ghofu)

106 I've liked Megan McCain more and more since around 2014 or so, as she transitioned, as they say, to being more of a conservative.

I agree. She was a good edition to Outnumbered. Too bad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2017 04:36 PM (fceHP)

107 Come and listen to a story
'Bout a gal named Jed
That hot reporterette
Would surely turn your head
Then one day Jed was thinkin' what to do
When she'd had it up to here with the bitches at the View

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:36 PM (NWiLs)

108 Be nice to have Laura Ingraham around more, although I don't watch TV.

Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2017 04:36 PM (hCbo0)

109 Ace, when will you have a "mother!" thread?

It's rare that a "worst move ever made by several orders of magnitude" gets released to theaters. We should acknowledge this momentous event.

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 04:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

110 Wow...Buzzfeed has a story about how ameri-fa coordinated to track down and beat a guy wearing a nazi armband.

They seem to be arguing he was "harassing people" but in the video of his assault he is talking fairly calmly with the guy who assaults him.

Welcome to America of 2017....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2017 04:37 PM (eSx+E)

111 92 (. )( .)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2017 04:34 PM (YV+SU)

Not Funny!

Posted by: Cory Chase at September 18, 2017 04:37 PM (XFue2)

112
If I have to choose between watching the view and smashing my foreskin with a hammer then I guess I better go find an anvil Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:29 PM (FZYNt)

You could always just slam it shut in your car door

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 18, 2017 04:37 PM (lKyWE)

113 ABC has The View and the The Chew. It's a Freudian slip. They can only think of titles that rhyme with their P.U.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 18, 2017 04:37 PM (yNyJy)

114 98 74 So did anyone else see Millennial Assassin? Excuse me, American Assassin, sorry natural mistake if you'd seen the film.

Michael Keaton was great.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (xJa6I)

I haven't seen it yet, but I'm a big Vince Flynn fan and I'm definitely planning on it. How many stars would you give it out of 5?

***

I caught Rush talking about it. He had a caller say it was great. My new personal guidelines on paying to see a movie is if the left gives it two worse than hitlers or at least 3 banana peels in the trees of hate.

So, if this movie is Rush approved and goes to the a right wing nut job's hate estate (RIP Flynn) then I may go pay real money money to see it.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:37 PM (XhN8Z)

115 109. Is it Ishtar-level bad?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:38 PM (fA1SL)

116 Jedediah Bila was the usual "conservative" doormat on this show.

They all are. Hasselbeck, Bila, Cameron.

But fk yeah I'd hit it. Hot for Teacher much?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2017 04:38 PM (ul9CR)

117 102 "95 Jedidiah Bila used to be a school teacher, too. Imagine that. Imagine going to school and Jedidiah Bila is your teacher. How could any boys in her class concentrate?

***

I concur. damn she hawt

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:38 PM (XhN8Z)

118 So the lineup will be Tucker at 8, Hannity at 9, and Ingraham at 10.

The Five, meanwhile, is returning to five o'clock, where it really should be.

these are smart decisions
good lineup

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2017 04:38 PM (fceHP)

119 101 I remember a comment saying that Ace wanted to poke Megan Mac's squeakhole. Uh ok. But Bila sent me into palpitations when she was on RedEye.
Posted by: Bob Loblaw

Maybe they should give her a starring role in a new show called "BrownEye."

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

120 There's no conceivable person they could add to the View that would make me watch it. They could have nude Kate Upton on the show and I'd avoid it like the plague. Screenshots, another story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (39g3+)

121 98 74 So did anyone else see Millennial Assassin? Excuse me, American Assassin, sorry natural mistake if you'd seen the film.

Michael Keaton was great.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (xJa6I)

I haven't seen it yet, but I'm a big Vince Flynn fan and I'm definitely planning on it. How many stars would you give it out of 5?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM (rX06+)

3 stars, I guess.

Keaton was great, the script was...sufficient. They at least understood set up and payoff, but hiring the skinny punk from the Maze Runner was a mistake. He's just snarky and 'rebellious', almost to the point of being a caricature of a 'loose cannon who plays by his own rules, cuz he's always right'.

I interacted with Vince Flynn a bit on Twitter back in the day. He was a good guy, I dunno if he would have liked the casting but the movie wasn't terrible.

...I think. Hoping more morons will chime in who've seen it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (xJa6I)

122

Bila probably got a talking to about the use of content from the show. Isn't she a lawyer?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (fceHP)

123 "109 Ace, when will you have a "mother!" thread?

It's rare that a "worst move ever made by several orders of magnitude" gets released to theaters. We should acknowledge this momentous event."

As great as Ace's reviews are, I am not sure he could top Rex Reed's mother review. Brutally hilarious. Reed also destroys the smug "you just didn't understand it" idiots.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (OD2ni)

124 I don't think we'll know Meggie Mac-n-Cheese's actual views until Frankendad shuffles off of the mortal coil.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (XMDuf)

125 I'm getting better!

Posted by: Juan's tumah at September 18, 2017 04:40 PM (IqV8l)

126 Megs reminds me of a Albino California raisin. Chubby with stick legs.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 04:40 PM (mcI77)

127 well, in the format of 5 to 1, it's hard for any conservative gal to make headway. You end up like Hasselbach in the SNL skit where she just starts waving out printouts, going all like "here's my sources!@#$!@$#"

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:40 PM (XhN8Z)

128 108
Be nice to have Laura Ingraham around more, although I don't watch TV.

Posted by: mnw

And I'm in bed by 1000, so I won't see it. But it's nice to know there will be another one out there giving the libs night sweats. Tucker can't keep up the pace forever.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2017 04:40 PM (LAe3v)

129 119 101 I remember a comment saying that Ace wanted to poke Megan Mac's squeakhole. Uh ok. But Bila sent me into palpitations when she was on RedEye.
Posted by: Bob Loblaw

Maybe they should give her a starring role in a new show called "BrownEye."
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

A sequel to The Brown Bunny?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

130 80085

Posted by: digitial calculator at September 18, 2017 04:41 PM (mJ8mX)

131 Just think of That hag Joy Behar naked. Scratch that, talking.

You'll never be tempted to watch again.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2017 04:41 PM (26uga)

132 129 119 101 I remember a comment saying that Ace wanted to poke Megan Mac's squeakhole. Uh ok. But Bila sent me into palpitations when she was on RedEye.
Posted by: Bob Loblaw

Maybe they should give her a starring role in a new show called "BrownEye."
Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

A sequel to The Brown Bunny?

****

sounds like someone's been to too many SF hate rallies.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:41 PM (XhN8Z)

133 I can say (too my credit I think) that I have never watched a full episode of the View. Probably never more than 5 min at once.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2017 04:41 PM (0OmEj)

134 Megan McCain is a Valley Girl dimwit.

Posted by: jbspry at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (LtaK3)

135 O/T: Displays of cotton are now offensive.

Because RACISM!

My uncles and aunt who handpicked the stuff are now confused about their race.

Posted by: Furious George at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (j+dfT)

136 Actually I would watch the View if you gave me a million dollars tax free...I come cheap....

Posted by: Colin at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (PER5M)

137 I like a good horror movie, so I was mildly interested in mother! until Jennifer Lawrence kept yapping about Trump voters causing hurricanes and whatnot so I just read the synopsis on Wikipedia and left it at that.

It sounds awful.

Posted by: Kensington at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (Cw3TC)

138 I liked Jedidiah on RedEye.

But, she was always talking about her dog. She treats her dog like a child. Kind of weird.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (fceHP)

139 Who would want to sit down with these obnoxious harpies day after day after day?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

140 Dilbert Scott Adams says that by year end the Narrative will shift to "Trump is competent, we just don't like what he's doing." The first phase was Trump is Hitler, the second that Trump is incompetent.

I've said that Trump has Mad Media Skilz, and will prove a Giuliani-like pragmatist.

He speaks tomorrow to the UN General Assembly. I expect he'll throw down a gauntlet over the NORKs. Something like "support a true embargo with a blockade." Else the US, Japan and the SORKs will be compelled to do it on our own.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (SIY7D)

141 If Dana Loesch joined The View and spent the entire show on top of a Sybian, I think I could find the time to tune in.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (u5ha3)

142 They should just cancel The Five.

It sucks.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 04:32 PM (u5ha3)

I will watch to see what Greg Gutfield will say. His patience with the Progs is exhausted and he on the verge of punching Juan Williams in the mouth. Jessie Waters has a pretty good head on his shoulders and doesn't like Prog bull$sh!t either.

The rest of them don't bring much to the program but Kimberly does have some killer legs!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (5Yee7)

143 Jedidiah Bila seems to act like a 15 year old girl judging from her social media pictures. I'm not surprised that she used to be a teacher.

Posted by: Br( . ) ( . )ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (XFue2)

144 126 Megs reminds me of a Albino California raisin. Chubby with stick legs.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 04:40 PM (mcI77)

Megan speaks with an almost valley girl accent.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (Ri/rl)

145 I liked Jedidiah on RedEye.

But, she was always talking about her dog. She treats her dog like a child. Kind of weird.

I know, right?

Posted by: Dana Perino at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

146 Seattle Seahawks Bennett Raises 'Black Power Fist' On Field
-WZ

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (mcI77)

147 5318008

Posted by: upside-down digitial calculator at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (mJ8mX)

148 I haven't seen anything actively annoying from MeggyMac since 2012, so I guess that is something.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (GiG+D)

149 and now I see fanduel is giving away seats to watch sportsball with playboy playmates. I like boobs...but hasn't playboy started going au natural and filtering their gals to make ya feel like you're looking at your dad's 1979 PMOY efition?

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (XhN8Z)

150 Seriously, anyone curious can read the entire plot from start to finish either on Wikipedia or at The Movie Spoiler. So much better than encouraging Jennifer Lawrence by buying tickets.

Posted by: Kensington at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (Cw3TC)

151 114 98 74 So did anyone else see Millennial Assassin? Excuse me, American Assassin, sorry natural mistake if you'd seen the film.

Michael Keaton was great.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:31 PM (xJa6I)

I haven't seen it yet, but I'm a big Vince Flynn fan and I'm definitely planning on it. How many stars would you give it out of 5?

***

I caught Rush talking about it. He had a caller say it was great. My new personal guidelines on paying to see a movie is if the left gives it two worse than hitlers or at least 3 banana peels in the trees of hate.

So, if this movie is Rush approved and goes to the a right wing nut job's hate estate (RIP Flynn) then I may go pay real money money to see it.
Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:37 PM (XhN8Z)

I can't call it great. It's very anti-terrorist, though it has to make the 'real' bad guy...well, you can guess.

Shiva Negar was stunning and better that Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde for believability. I hope she gets more work out of this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (xJa6I)

152 mother, do you think you'll be a bomb?

Posted by: Jennifer Waters Lawrece at September 18, 2017 04:44 PM (+INtM)

153 Question for the horde: When chicks hug, do they do it peak to peak, or peak to valley, like fitting a jigsaw puzzle piece?

I've always pondered this.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (tbOMB)
----
Depends on our respective heights. If I'm taller I go in on the diagonal and it's sort of a maltese cross configuration. If we're the same height it's peaks-and-valleys. If she's taller it's rack and stack.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 04:44 PM (qJtVm)

154 Laura Ingraham will debut her new Fox show at 10pm on October 30th

Ah. So the rioting can be blamed on the traditional Halloween jackanapes. Plausible deniability.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2017 04:44 PM (sGtp+)

155 "134 Megan McCain is a Valley Girl dimwit.
Posted by: jbspry"

She has rich parents and big boobs. Plus, based on her mother she will likely age well. IOW, good marrying material.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 04:44 PM (OD2ni)

156 I prescribe 10 minutes of Teh View to my constipated patients, when more gentle laxatives just aren't enough. If MM is on there now I'll adjust the dose down to seven-and-a-half minutes.

That should loosen any clog.

Posted by: dr kill at September 18, 2017 04:44 PM (Jj+59)

157 "Jedidiah Bila seems to act like a 15 year old girl judging from her
social media pictures. I'm not surprised that she used to be a teacher."
=======

But some fifteen-year-old boy could have hit the jackpot!

Posted by: Kensington at September 18, 2017 04:45 PM (Cw3TC)

158

Maria!
I'll soon meet a storm named Maria!

Posted by: Puerto Rico at September 18, 2017 04:45 PM (IqV8l)

159 146 Seattle Seahawks Bennett Raises 'Black Power Fist' On Field
-WZ

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (mcI77)

Huh... since I will never have the occasion to watch him show off... I will have to just hear about it.

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2017 04:45 PM (zSVEm)

160 That's great news about The Five getting back to where they owned the timeslot. I hope that they haven't lost their mojo in that other time zone.

I guess if a person wants to really prove that they can take a beating, then The View might be a place to earn some cred. And I'm sure the money is good. So, just show up to work, every day, and just do the rope-a-dope until those fools punch themselves out. Then, wham-o, counterpunch up a headline or two!

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 04:45 PM (EaQ6/)

161 141 If Dana Loesch joined The View and spent the entire show on top of a Sybian, I think I could find the time to tune in.

***

I am a sick puppeh...I am considering this too. Not Loesch, per se, but who on a sex toy it would take to get me to watch the view.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:45 PM (XhN8Z)

162
But, she was always talking about her dog. She treats her dog like a child. Kind of weird.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 18, 2017 04:42 PM (fceHP)

It can get weirder than that

Posted by: Jasper at September 18, 2017 04:46 PM (lKyWE)

163 144
Megan speaks with an almost valley girl accent.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (Ri/rl)
Yes, I've noticed that.

What's with her legs? They seem freakishly thin to support all of that weight.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 04:46 PM (mcI77)

164 153 Question for the horde: When chicks hug, do they do it peak to peak, or peak to valley, like fitting a jigsaw puzzle piece?

I've always pondered this.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 04:25 PM (tbOMB)
----
Depends on our respective heights. If I'm taller I go in on the diagonal and it's sort of a maltese cross configuration. If we're the same height it's peaks-and-valleys. If she's taller it's rack and stack.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 04:44 PM (qJtVm)

Is this really an issue women deal with?

Posted by: Br( . ) ( . )ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:46 PM (XFue2)

165 153
Question for the horde: When chicks hug, do they do it peak to peak, or peak to valley, like fitting a jigsaw puzzle piece?

AOSHQ: asking the big questions.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2017 04:46 PM (LAe3v)

166 >>>Jedediah Bila's instagram is a must see. She is to asses what Emily Ratajkowski is to boobs

She has a large butt that is too long.

And the correct statement is: Emily Ratajkowski is to asses what Emily Ratajkowski is to boobs

Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2017 04:47 PM (Y6En5)

167 Dude, you're so funny. You just mentioned the daughter of that puddle of diseased dog pee and Conservative in the same sentence. Ha! That's rich.

Wait..... You were serious? Really? Ummm...okayyyy.....

*backs away slowly*

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 18, 2017 04:47 PM (UfYsr)

168 71830

Posted by: upside-down polish digitial calculator at September 18, 2017 04:47 PM (mJ8mX)

169 Is this really an issue women deal with?

***

as I guy, I assumed it was always smushies or stack the rack if too tall.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:47 PM (XhN8Z)

170 150 Seriously, anyone curious can read the entire plot from start to finish either on Wikipedia or at The Movie Spoiler. So much better than encouraging Jennifer Lawrence by buying tickets.
Posted by: Kensington at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (Cw3TC)

Basically God's a dick who needs adoration and attention, so he brings all these people around who trash the place and turn into savages, traumatizing Mother Nature and causing such destruction that she burns the place down. God, needy as ever, starts the whole thing over again. The end.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

171 >>And the correct statement is: Emily Ratajkowski is to asses what Emily Ratajkowski is to boobs

I would crawl through a mile of broken glass to sniff her farts through a screened door.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 04:47 PM (u5ha3)

172 I mean, as a guy, I always go for smooshies. unless it's an elderly relative.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:48 PM (XhN8Z)

173 Depends on our respective heights. If I'm taller I
go in on the diagonal and it's sort of a maltese cross configuration.
If we're the same height it's peaks-and-valleys. If she's taller it's
rack and stack.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Sounds like a game of Tetris.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2017 04:48 PM (LAe3v)

174 >>>What's with her legs? They seem freakishly thin to support all of that weight.

She skips leg day and has no gainz, brah.

Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2017 04:48 PM (Y6En5)

175 I liked the 5, even with slightly different people it hopefully will be good.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 04:48 PM (ghofu)

176 And the correct statement is: Emily Ratajkowski is to asses what Emily Ratajkowski is to boobs

***

this is funny. because it's true.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:48 PM (XhN8Z)

177 Sounds like a game of Tetris.
Posted by: pep at September 18, 2017 04:48 PM (LAe3v)
---
Dude, you were so close!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 04:48 PM (qJtVm)

178 153 I'm not getting it,going to need pictures....

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:48 PM (rmVvL)

179 I am a sick puppeh...I am considering this too. Not Loesch, per se, but who on a sex toy it would take to get me to watch the view.
Posted by: Bob Loblaw

Correct answer: Any Mexican Weather Girl

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 04:49 PM (YxTUV)

180 She has rich parents and big boobs. Plus, based on her mother she will likely age well. IOW, good marrying material.

And her mother owns a beer distributorship. If she were mute she'd be perfect.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 04:49 PM (QQ+il)

181 I don't think we'll know Meggie Mac-n-Cheese's actual views until Frankendad shuffles off of the mortal coil.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2017 04:39 PM (XMDuf)
...............

I'm not going anywhere soon.
Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) at September 18, 2017 04:49 PM (HgMAr)

182 I hate to say this, but I've actually long suspected that about God.

Posted by: Kensington at September 18, 2017 04:49 PM (Cw3TC)

183 So did anyone else see Millennial Assassin? Excuse me, American Assassin, sorry natural mistake if you'd seen the film.

Michael Keaton was great.

I read the book. The main character kid looks like he weighs about 100lbs sopping wet and couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag.

They couldn't find someone a tad bigger with a better physique? I always had Mitch Rapp imagined as a fairly well-fed badass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 04:49 PM (tRaq7)

184 Darren Aronofsky used to make interesting movies. What the hell happened to him?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (eSx+E)

185
Basically God's a dick who needs adoration and attention, so he brings all these people around who trash the place and turn into savages, traumatizing Mother Nature and causing such destruction that she burns the place down. God, needy as ever, starts the whole thing over again. The end.
Posted by: Insomniac

2017: A Space Oddity?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (IqV8l)

186 180. Ball-gag.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (fA1SL)

187 170 Basically God's a dick who needs adoration and attention, so he brings all these people around who trash the place and turn into savages, traumatizing Mother Nature and causing such destruction that she burns the place down. God, needy as ever, starts the whole thing over again. The end.

Do we at least get a pointless orgy scene, like in that one Matrix movie?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (sGtp+)

188 Wife material:

rich parents and big boobs + oral fixation.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (XhN8Z)

189 Depends on our respective heights. If I'm taller I go in on the diagonal and it's sort of a maltese cross configuration. If we're the same height it's peaks-and-valleys. If she's taller it's rack and stack.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 04:44 PM (qJtVm)

You end up wearing her boobs like a hat?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (NWiLs)

190 Who gives a flying fuck about the view or the emmys? Same asinine bullshit, yet we titter on about it and give it meaning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (BoMuO)

191 I'd hit Megan McCain so hard, Whoopie Goldberg would have to visit Planned Parenthood to schedule her eighth abortion.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (8flQp)

192 Hopefully RLM will do a Mother review

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (rmVvL)

193 318537

Posted by: upside-down dutch digitial calculator at September 18, 2017 04:51 PM (mJ8mX)

194 I'm not going anywhere soon.

Ow, my head.
___
Hmm...those were my last words too.

Posted by: Seth Rich at September 18, 2017 04:51 PM (eSx+E)

195 Do we at least get a pointless orgy scene, like in that one Matrix movie?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (sGtp+)

No idea. I hear there's a great deal of depravity toward the end of the film.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:51 PM (NWiLs)

196 182. And He knows that, too. He's quite the practical joker, that fellow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:51 PM (fA1SL)

197 170 150 Seriously, anyone curious can read the entire plot from start to finish either on Wikipedia or at The Movie Spoiler. So much better than encouraging Jennifer Lawrence by buying tickets.
Posted by: Kensington at September 18, 2017 04:43 PM (Cw3TC)

Basically God's a dick who needs adoration and attention, so he brings all these people around who trash the place and turn into savages, traumatizing Mother Nature and causing such destruction that she burns the place down. God, needy as ever, starts the whole thing over again. The end.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

Jesus, No wonder people were pissed.

Posted by: Br( . ) ( . )ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 04:51 PM (XFue2)

198 183 So did anyone else see Millennial Assassin? Excuse me, American Assassin, sorry natural mistake if you'd seen the film.

Michael Keaton was great.

I read the book. The main character kid looks like he weighs about 100lbs sopping wet and couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag.

They couldn't find someone a tad bigger with a better physique? I always had Mitch Rapp imagined as a fairly well-fed badass.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 04:49 PM (tRaq7)

Same here. It's one of the real problems with the film for me. But that kid up against Brock Lensar or any professional Russian bodyguard and he'd be meat sauce.

In the book, Mitch was a rule breaker because of mistakes made in his training. In this one, he's a rebel who does what he wants and is always right.

But it's not a terrible movie, I've seen way worse. I'd put it above all the Bourne movies, except maybe the first.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

199 191 I'd hit Megan McCain so hard, Whoopie Goldberg would have to visit Planned Parenthood to schedule her eighth abortion.
Posted by: Fritz

that's rape-rape

Posted by: Whoopi at September 18, 2017 04:52 PM (FZYNt)

200 So if Tim Scott is a "House" (Senate) n****r, what is the term for a token conservative on the View? House Nazi?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 04:53 PM (/qEW2)

201 192 Hopefully RLM will do a Mother review
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:50 PM (rmVvL)

They are, got the patreon notification this morning.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:53 PM (xJa6I)

202 This KFC ad campaign with these unfunny Col.Sanders just keep getting worse...

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:53 PM (rmVvL)

203 182 I hate to say this, but I've actually long suspected that about God.
Posted by: Kensington at September 18, 2017 04:49 PM (Cw3TC)

That he's a dick or needy or both?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

204 Just slam your dick in the trunk.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 04:35 PM

"Is that the new thing, now...runnin' aroun', wearin' short dresses, sniffin' cocaine an' slammin' your dick in the trunk? That's nasty, baby...you nasty."

Posted by: Eddie Murphy's Grandmother at September 18, 2017 04:53 PM (p+Wdc)

205 Marry the rich, that's my motto. Suffering is so much easier on someone else's dime.

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 04:54 PM (EaQ6/)

206 1505

Posted by: upside-down russian digitial calculator at September 18, 2017 04:54 PM (mJ8mX)

207 205 Marry the rich, that's my motto. Suffering is so much easier on someone else's dime.
Posted by: goon

Fat girls give better head cause they are hungry

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:54 PM (FZYNt)

208 200 So if Tim Scott is a "House" (Senate) n****r, what is the term for a token conservative on the View? House Nazi?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 04:53 PM (/qEW2)

Stupid.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 04:54 PM (z/Ubi)

209 Chelsea Handler says Ben Carson and Stacey Dash are black white supremacists....ooookay.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:55 PM (rmVvL)

210 I know no one cares but I do DFS and I was thinking about the fanduel playboy stuff. so I read deeper:

=

$2K of fees per week at least to qualify

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:55 PM (XhN8Z)

211 Speaking of the Tumor family-

MSNBC 's Steve Schmidt, the GOP ace who ran the 2008 McCain campaign, the Einstein unable to defeat the most leftwing senator in America - a Chicago machine politician guilty of palling around with domestic terrorists -and worshiping for 20 years in a racist church - now wants to reward millions of illegal aliens with amnesty and put Americans out of work - specifically those of us who work for Breitbart News.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 04:55 PM (mcI77)

212 what is the term for a token conservative on the View? House Nazi?
Goosestep N. Fetchit!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 04:55 PM (mJ8mX)

213 Quit talking about my daughter that way! I'll bet you whacko bird neanderthals all voted for Trump!
Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) at September 18, 2017 04:56 PM (HgMAr)

214 Remember the good old days when words used to mean things? Like beyond whatever is convenient for the far left at the moment?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2017 04:56 PM (eSx+E)

215 209 Chelsea Handler says Ben Carson and Stacey Dash are black white supremacists....ooookay.
Posted by: steevy

Put Stacey Dash in the "Hit it like a screen door in a hurricane" column

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:56 PM (FZYNt)

216 Fat girls give better head cause they are hungry

Thin girls need moar protein.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 04:56 PM (mcI77)

217 not sure if G-d is a dick. I suspect He just doesn't like *me* very much and I worry He has good reason

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (GiG+D)

218 Wait - Jed Bila isn't a guy? Well I'll be. Next thing you'll try to tell me is that Whoopi Goldberg also isn't a guy - and that I simply cannot believe.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (y/M+h)

219 The View always brings me to mind of a group of hens mindlessly clucking away at each other. But at least hens lay eggs.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (ppaKI)

220 202 This KFC ad campaign with these unfunny Col.Sanders just keep getting worse...
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 04:53 PM (rmVvL)

Nothing will beat the WWE's Summerslam picking the new Colonel commercial.

https://youtu.be/OqSscCPugQE

And RIP Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)

221 No idea. I hear there's a great deal of depravity toward the end of the film.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:51 PM

Is that, like, run-of-the-mill Daywalker depravity, or holiday-weekend ONT depravity-depravity?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Random Moronl at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (ctuyM)

222 Chelsea Handler's an STD with feet.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (O5Q3r)

223 Put Stacey Dash in the "Hit it like a screen door in a hurricane" column
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:56 PM (FZYNt)

Oh my goodness yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 04:58 PM (NWiLs)

224 218 Wait - Jed Bila isn't a guy? Well I'll be. Next thing you'll try to tell me is that Whoopi Goldberg also isn't a guy - and that I simply cannot believe.
Posted by: Publius Redux

I dare you to look between Joy Behar's legs

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:58 PM (FZYNt)

225 219 The View always brings me to mind of a group of hens mindlessly clucking away at each other. But at least hens lay eggs.

***

and I be all like "yes, tell me more about that bitch susy in accounting, honey"

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 04:58 PM (XhN8Z)

226 206 1505
Posted by: upside-down russian digitial calculator at September 18, 2017 04:54 PM (mJ8mX)

Is that a phone number? If we're going to call "for a good time", we're going to need an area code! Or, is this a new version of a numbers station? If it is, then that is an awfully short code.

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 04:58 PM (EaQ6/)

227 Has The View ever won an Emmy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 04:58 PM (IqV8l)

228 And RIP Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
Posted by: buzzion

Going to miss "The Weasel"

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:58 PM (FZYNt)

229 "205 Marry the rich, that's my motto. Suffering is so much easier on someone else's dime.
Posted by: goon"

Your post will be on John Kerry's headstone.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 04:58 PM (OD2ni)

230 217
not sure if G-d is a dick. I suspect He just doesn't like *me* very much and I worry He has good reason

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (GiG+D)

I like you just fine. Just watch out for that truck on January 31, 20 . . . . Oh look! A squirrel!

Posted by: G-d at September 18, 2017 04:59 PM (tbOMB)

231 226 206 1505
Posted by: upside-down russian digitial calculator at September 18, 2017 04:54 PM (mJ8mX)

Is that a phone number? If we're going to call "for a good time", we're going to need an area code! Or, is this a new version of a numbers station? If it is, then that is an awfully short code.
Posted by: goon

Looks like a phone number.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2017 05:00 PM (YxTUV)

232 "223 Put Stacey Dash in the "Hit it like a screen door in a hurricane" column
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 04:56 PM (FZYNt)

Oh my goodness yes."

For some reason, the fact that she talks like a Guidette from Jersey makes her hotter.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 05:00 PM (OD2ni)

233 Insty just posted a link to twitchy doing a bit on the worst campaign ad ever...and it comes from Virgiina.

It looks like the democrats have a bro runing for congress. Which I think qualifes as being pro-rape.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 18, 2017 05:00 PM (XhN8Z)

234 German Man Gets His Penis Caught In A Weight At A Gym Has To Be Rescued By Firemen
-WZ

That's a pretty small hole to, well, you know...

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 05:00 PM (mcI77)

235
Wait - Jed Bila isn't a guy? Well I'll be. Next thing you'll try to tell me is that Whoopi Goldberg also isn't a guy - and that I simply cannot believe.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (y/M+h)

Sit down for this one. Whoppi Goldberg isn't Jewish

Posted by: Jasper at September 18, 2017 05:02 PM (lKyWE)

236 This KFC ad campaign with these unfunny Col.Sanders just keep getting worse...

*******

Col. Harlan Sanders is probably rotisserie-ing in his grave.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:02 PM (wPiJc)

237 234
German Man Gets His Penis Caught In A Weight At A Gym Has To Be Rescued By Firemen

-WZ

That's a pretty small hole to, well, you know...

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 05:00 PM (mcI77)

This whole body building thing has gotten completely out of hand.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 05:02 PM (tbOMB)

238
Sit down for this one. Whoppi Goldberg isn't Jewish

Italian?

Posted by: Dana Perino at September 18, 2017 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

239 Is that, like, run-of-the-mill Daywalker depravity, or holiday-weekend ONT depravity-depravity?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J. Random Moronl at September 18, 2017 04:57 PM (ctuyM)

More violent depravity than holiday-weekend ONT depravity.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

240 >>>I dare you to look between Joy Behar's legs

Posted by: Rick in SK<<<

Not even a grizzly bear would take that bait.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2017 05:03 PM (8flQp)

241 I really, really hope that there are no good conservative women named Chelsea. Every time that I see or hear "Chelsea", the Chelsea Manning negative reinforcement kicks in in my head and I get this wave of nausea. Don't name your children after freaks!

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 05:03 PM (EaQ6/)

242 unless it's an elderly relative.

Hater...

Posted by: IP at September 18, 2017 05:03 PM (UmSfZ)

243 Don't skip dick day at the gym

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 05:04 PM (g7h/l)

244 I would have cast the Farmers guy as Stan Hurley and Clint Eastwood's kid as Mitch Rapp.

JK Simmons and Scott Eastwood.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 05:04 PM (zO1cf)

245 Puddin Head! Bwahahaha

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 18, 2017 05:04 PM (ijfNv)

246 German Man Gets His Penis Caught In A Weight At A Gym Has To Be Rescued By Firemen
----
It was at Klub Reich-Stag.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (qJtVm)

247
German Man Gets His Penis Caught In A Weight At A Gym Has To Be Rescued By Firemen -WZ

He managed to stay well hydrated while stuck though

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (lKyWE)

248 243 Don't skip dick day at the gym
Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 05:04 PM (g7h/l)

Gettin' SWOLE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (NWiLs)

249 I guess getting it stuck "at the gym" is the really important part of that story. *pointing and laughing*

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (EaQ6/)

250 Chelsea seems like a perfect pron name but alas, I can't think of any

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (FZYNt)

251 "Don't skip dick day at the gym"

never do...

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (GiG+D)

252 Don't skip dick day at the gym

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2017 05:04 PM (g7h/l)

Dong Strong!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (JO9+V)

253 239. And yet you're saying it's not worth seeing.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (fA1SL)

254 not sure if G-d is a dick. I suspect He just doesn't like *me* very much and I worry He has good reason

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo

I think the Reformers would say, mercy is freely given. But there is no obligation on God's part to give mercy, any more than there is an obligation to pardon someone on death row (John Gill).
You are a sinner, and you have no business expecting mercy as some sort of right.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 05:06 PM (/qEW2)

255 And I don't know about the rest of you's guys but this Kat isn't slammin' his junk into, on, or with any trunk, anvil, cinder block, etc.... the only thing I'm slapping with Mr. Johnson is... well, you get the picture - anything else is uncivilized.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 18, 2017 05:06 PM (ijfNv)

256 244 I would have cast the Farmers guy as Stan Hurley and Clint Eastwood's kid as Mitch Rapp.

JK Simmons and Scott Eastwood.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 05:04 PM (zO1cf)

Keaton was fine as Hurley. He's old and it shows in some of the hand to hand stunt work.

Honestly, I'd put Chris Pratt in as Rapp. Give him a chance to work a serious part like in '0 Dark 30'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 05:06 PM (xJa6I)

257 Chelsea Handler looks like a tranny.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 05:06 PM (zO1cf)

258 But it's not a terrible movie, I've seen way worse. I'd put it above all the Bourne movies, except maybe the first.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

Probably won't see it but the new Tom Cruise movie, American Made, is on my radar. The CIA, drug running, covert operations. What's not to like!

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2017 05:07 PM (G0vdT)

259 She seems to be looking forward to sharing her view in a world where there seems to be only one worldview."

Unlike "The View", where you can see the entire gamut of worldviews on display from 'A' to 'B'.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 05:07 PM (4cPp5)

260 253 239. And yet you're saying it's not worth seeing.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 05:05 PM (fA1SL)

I have expressed no opinion either way.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

261 hahah, hash is giggity.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 05:07 PM (GiG+D)

262 " Insty just posted a link to twitchy doing a bit on the worst campaign ad ever...and it comes from Virgiina. "

it's bad.

It's not even so bad that it's good.

It's just cringeworthy, bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 05:07 PM (EyPfd)

263 All I know is I hope that brain cancer is contagious.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at September 18, 2017 05:08 PM (jxw6R)

264 Imagine a commercial where the new Colonel Sanders and the creepy Burger King are gay lovers, trying to come up with a plan to entice young boys into their "restaurants".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 05:08 PM (k1TUh)

265 We have both kinds of music . . . Country and Western!

Posted by: Bob's Country Bunker at September 18, 2017 05:08 PM (JO9+V)

266 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 05:06 PM (xJa6I)

Chris Pratt a little old for the character if you read the book. but he may could have pulled it off.

JK Simmons has some guns for an old guy.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 05:08 PM (zO1cf)

267 It's just cringeworthy, bad.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Like "grandpa pulling his dick out at thanksgiving" cringeworthy?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:09 PM (FZYNt)

268 It would be pretty tedious to hacksaw through a weight. The mechanics of that kind of rescue are intriguing. Probably not something found in the rescue manual.

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 05:09 PM (EaQ6/)

269 >>Don't skip dick day at the gym

I just gave up on the gym.

Now I just do cock pushups during the commercials when I am watching TV .

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 05:09 PM (u5ha3)

270 259. Reminds me of what Dr. Scruton told us in his seminar - 'we encourage discussion of all points of view here, and will tolerate anything from center-right to monarchist.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 05:10 PM (fA1SL)

271 It would be pretty tedious to hacksaw through a weight. The mechanics of that kind of rescue are intriguing. Probably not something found in the rescue manual.

A 4" Angle Grinder would have been faster.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 05:10 PM (QQ+il)

272 Like "grandpa pulling his dick out at thanksgiving" cringeworthy?"

??????????

Wouldn't be Thanksgiving without that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2017 05:10 PM (EyPfd)

273 "Insty just posted a link to twitchy doing a bit on the worst campaign ad ever...and it comes from Virgiina. "

it's bad.

It's not even so bad that it's good.

It's just cringeworthy, bad."

Worse than Christine O'Donnell's "I'm not a witch" ad? Of course, Dick Morriss thought that ad was good which was a tell.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 05:10 PM (OD2ni)

274 The Wall was not kind to Chelsea Handler. She was very pretty/beautiful in her middle and late 20's.

Posted by: Br( . ) ( . )ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 05:10 PM (XFue2)

275 That you, Strom?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 18, 2017 05:10 PM (QQ+il)

276 >>A 4" Angle Grinder would have been faster.

Lena Dunham's snatch.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 05:11 PM (u5ha3)

277 Worse than Christine O'Donnell's "I'm not a witch" ad? Of course, Dick Morriss thought that ad was good which was a tell.
Posted by: Benji Carver

she had some nice boobs too

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:11 PM (FZYNt)

278 Whoopi Goldberg is like a broken record. If only she could add some variations to her schtick.

Posted by: J.S. Bach at September 18, 2017 05:11 PM (/qEW2)

279 Lena Dunham's snatch.

His dick would have retreated into his abdomen and taken the weight with it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 05:11 PM (QQ+il)

280 Reminds me of what Dr. Scruton told us in his seminar - 'we encourage
discussion of all points of view here, and will tolerate anything from
center-right to monarchist.'
***
I'm all in on monarchism as long as I get to the monarch.

Its good to be the King!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2017 05:11 PM (eSx+E)

281 271 It would be pretty tedious to hacksaw through a weight. The mechanics of that kind of rescue are intriguing. Probably not something found in the rescue manual.

A 4" Angle Grinder would have been faster.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Show him a picture of Joy Behar naked spread eagle. His dick would have crawled back inside him never to be seen again

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM (FZYNt)

282 "The CIA, drug running, covert operations. What's not to like!"

Just finished the third season of Narcos, which may be better than the first two.

I expect Tom Cruise saw Narcos and wanted a vehicle for himself.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM (SIY7D)

283 How long stuck under a weight before a dick cannot be saved?Asking for a friend.
Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM (rmVvL)

284 Probably won't see it but the new Tom Cruise movie, American Made, is on my radar. The CIA, drug running, covert operations. What's not to like!

The TV ads make him look like he's about 25 again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM (tRaq7)

285 So did anyone else see Millennial Assassin? Excuse me, American Assassin, sorry natural mistake if you'd seen the film.

Michael Keaton was great.

I figured that the Hurley character would look more like Tom Selleck than Keaton. From what I've read they changed a lot of the events and time frame from the book. But they say it hold true to the story. I may catch it this weekend.

Posted by: Paladin at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM (QGbEp)

286 Chelsea Handler looks like a tranny.

What's funny is that she couldn't be offended if you told her that, because hate.

Posted by: Dana Perino at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

287 That guy is never allowed into Planet Fitness again. He violated the "no grunting" policy.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM (eIQHF)

288 Always use a spotter.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM (wPiJc)

289
The TV ads make him look like he's about 25 again.
___
No, no you can't uncover that picture in my attic. Now leave before I call the police.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at September 18, 2017 05:13 PM (eSx+E)

290 I'm thinking if you're going to be slipping free weights onto your dong, maybe there should be a vagina interface there somewhere.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2017 05:13 PM (8flQp)

291 266 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 05:06 PM (xJa6I)

Chris Pratt a little old for the character if you read the book. but he may could have pulled it off.

JK Simmons has some guns for an old guy.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 05:08 PM (zO1cf)

Yeah, could be. Pratt plays younger than he is.

JK looked good in Whiplash. But not sure he could have done better in the action scenes. But not a bad choice at all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2017 05:13 PM (xJa6I)

292 I've been thinking about Trumps golf tweet. It puts the media in an awkward position, because they don't want to encourage more people to see it. It also plays into the idea that Hillary is drunk and sickly.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 05:14 PM (q177U)

293 -
--
Whoopi Goldberg is like a broken record. If only she could add some variations to her schtick.
Posted by: J.S. Bach at September 18, 2017 05:11 PM

--------------------------

We just wish she'd stop schticking to her leather seat.

Posted by: The View Stagecrew at September 18, 2017 05:14 PM (pMGkg)

294 How long stuck under a weight before a dick cannot be saved?Asking for a friend.
Caitlyn Jenner

You could just wrap a rubber band around everything like we used to do on the huntin' dawgs back home in Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 05:15 PM (tRaq7)

295 276 >>A 4" Angle Grinder would have been faster.

Lena Dunham's snatch.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2017 05:11 PM (u5ha3)

A photo of Hillary Clinton in a thong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 05:15 PM (SRKgf)

296 A photo of Hillary Clinton in a thong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

riding a pig or on a white ottoman?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:16 PM (FZYNt)

297 I'm going to regret asking this, but did the guy stick his thingie in the hole on a free weight disk or did he get sandwiched between weights on a stack?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:16 PM (wPiJc)

298 Jedediah Bila was great on RedEye and could hold her own with those miscreants.

Hell she would bitch slap the RedEye cast, no matter who they were. It was great in the days before Gutfiled left. Is it still on? I use to DVR it.

Posted by: Paladin at September 18, 2017 05:16 PM (QGbEp)

299 Jedediah Bila's dad wanted a boy, ergo the name. It's in her book. Despite the never Trumpism, she grew up on the Wedt Side of Manhattan and was a conservative at a young age.

Although I wonder if her middle name is Clampett.

Can you say the word Boobs on ABC, but not on CNN?

I will continue to watch Drew Carey on The Price Is Rigjt if I am not st work on a weekday.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 18, 2017 05:16 PM (AGZfE)

300 Not sure if anyone has said this yet, but, as a female, I hate The View with the white hot intensity of all the suns in the universe.

It's "Screeching Hags on Parade."

I would rather be forced to watch a lifetime of golf rather than 1 minute of that garbage.

Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2017 05:16 PM (aT+Bx)

301 272 Like "grandpa pulling his dick out at thanksgiving" cringeworthy?"

??????????

Just watched it - more like Grandma pulling Hammerin' Hank out of her purse at Thanksgiving Dinner, setting it on the dinner table and then turning it on while she clapped her hands and sang a little song, cringeworthy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 05:17 PM (k1TUh)

302 did the guy stick his thingie in the hole on a free weight disk

Yes, that one.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2017 05:17 PM (eIQHF)

303 You have two choices:
A) Watch "The View"
B) Get it stuck in a weight

There IS a correct answer.

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 05:18 PM (EaQ6/)

304 300. But if there were no golf on tv, how would people be able to nap?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 05:18 PM (fA1SL)

305 And before anybody asks, there IS a code for that.

S38.01

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:18 PM (wPiJc)

306 As long as we are talking about TV. Ricky and Morty has been a bit off this season but holy shit "Ricklantis Mix-up" is easily the best episode of the entire series. It premiered last week.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 05:18 PM (q177U)

307 302
did the guy stick his thingie in the hole on a free weight disk

Yes, that one.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2017 05:17 PM (eIQHF)

I'll stick with exercise bands, thank you.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (tbOMB)

308 301.
* plans to attend EVERY Servo family function *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (fA1SL)

309 hat guy is never allowed into Planet Fitness again. He violated the "no grunting" policy.
Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2017 05:12 PM

LOL.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (ctuyM)

310 "292 I've been thinking about Trumps golf tweet. It puts the media in an awkward position, because they don't want to encourage more people to see it. It also plays into the idea that Hillary is drunk and sickly."

You're supposed to put this in ALL CAPS and then sign it "BEN ROTHLESBERGER"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (k1TUh)

311 I think these famous women are taking testosterone when they hit their mid 30 to late 30's into their 40's to stay fit. This would explain the tranny look like Chelsea Handler because she was very pretty and feminine looking when she was younger.

Plus, Ive heard doctors advocate women taking testosterone on the radio on weekend health shows for a while now.

Posted by: Br( . ) ( . )ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (XFue2)

312
Jedediah Bila's dad wanted a boy, ergo the name. It's in her book.
Despite the never Trumpism, she grew up on the Wedt Side of Manhattan
and was a conservative at a young age.
---

In other words... Jedediah's Dad (and Mom) hated her for being the wrong gender.

And in some sort of bizarro world of family loyalty, or just utter stupidity, she still uses a male name. Not her middle name, not a nickname, a boy name.

/paging Dr. Freud and Dr. Jung to the white courtesy phones, Doctors Frued and Jung to the white courtesy phones immediately..

Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)

313 riding a pig or on a white ottoman?
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:16 PM (FZYNt)

Dunno. I was blind after seeing the thong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (SRKgf)

314 303 You have two choices:
A) Watch "The View"
B) Get it stuck in a weight

There IS a correct answer.
Posted by: goon

put me down for 100lbs

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:20 PM (FZYNt)

315 So I was looking for the Monty Python Penis song earlier today, and I found a clip from 2014 America's Got Talent of an 84 year old man singing a song. Pretty funny, and probably sad that today they wouldn't allow him on to sing it.

https://youtu.be/P4_Bxqp2tQU

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

316 303 You have two choices:
A) Watch "The View"
B) Get it stuck in a weight

There IS a correct answer.
Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 05:18 PM (EaQ6/)

Watch the View to get unstuck.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 18, 2017 05:20 PM (zO1cf)

317 I've been thinking about Trumps golf tweet. It puts the media in an
awkward position, because they don't want to encourage more people to
see it. It also plays into the idea that Hillary is drunk and sickly."

You're supposed to put this in ALL CAPS and then sign it "BEN ROTHLESBERGER"
---

THIS IS FUNNY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 18, 2017 05:21 PM (aT+Bx)

318 >>>300. But if there were no golf on tv, how would people be able to nap?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan!<<<

Aha! NASCAR.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2017 05:21 PM (8flQp)

319 In other words... Jedediah's Dad (and Mom) hated her for being the wrong gender.

Coulda been worse.

Posted by: Stanley Ann Dunham at September 18, 2017 05:21 PM (SRKgf)

320 I'm going to regret asking this, but did the guy
stick his thingie in the hole on a free weight disk or did he get
sandwiched between weights on a stack?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:16 PM

We're interested in this, too, especially if the latter.

Posted by: IHODP at September 18, 2017 05:21 PM (ctuyM)

321 14 Hmmm......can't wait to hehear the spin on the bucket-bombers
One from Syria, one from Iraq, both 'refugees'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)
-------
I didn't know there was two bombers known now. I had only heard bout the one from Syria. Thanks, gotta read about that, BBL.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 18, 2017 05:22 PM (yNyJy)

322 264 Imagine a commercial where the new Colonel Sanders and the creepy Burger King are gay lovers, trying to come up with a plan to entice young boys into their "restaurants".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 05:08 PM (k1TUh)

Comet Pizza?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 18, 2017 05:22 PM (4cPp5)

323 I am not a fan of the "The View". Ii don't think I've ever seen a whole program-just bits that happen to be on at a doctor's office or shop where i am. I think Behar and Whoopi Goldberg have sounded the same for years. Also, this is a catty, silly remark-but Joy Behar needs a new hairstylist-the color and the cut of her hair looks messy and silly on a woman her age.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 05:22 PM (iVOAv)

324 306 As long as we are talking about TV. Ricky and Morty has been a bit off this season but holy shit "Ricklantis Mix-up" is easily the best episode of the entire series. It premiered last week.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 05:18 PM (q177U)
---
I think this has been a solid season so far. "Pickle Rick", "Ricklantis", and now "Morty's Mind-Blowers" ("It's an anthology-of-clips episode and you haven't seen any of the clips!")

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2017 05:22 PM (qJtVm)

325 286 - That's unfair to trannies.

Posted by: Vera de Milo at September 18, 2017 05:23 PM (jcSzd)

326 In other words... Jedediah's Dad (and Mom) hated her for being the wrong gender.

And in some sort of bizarro world of family loyalty, or just utter stupidity, she still uses a male name. Not her middle name, not a nickname, a boy name.

/paging Dr. Freud and Dr. Jung to the white courtesy phones, Doctors Frued and Jung to the white courtesy phones immediately..
Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)

Something seems off with her/him/it.

Posted by: Br( . ) ( . )ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 05:24 PM (XFue2)

327 sigh, living up to the prejudice that men will put their dicks into anything with a hole

especially German men

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 05:24 PM (GiG+D)

328 I am not a fan of the "The View". Ii don't think I've ever seen a whole program-just bits that happen to be on at a doctor's office or shop where i am. I think Behar and Whoopi Goldberg have sounded the same for years. Also, this is a catty, silly remark-but Joy Behar needs a new hairstylist-the color and the cut of her hair looks messy and silly on a woman her age.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September

Really, that is the best you can do for catty and silly? You can do it, put your back into it. Get some skin under those nails.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 05:24 PM (0wem/)

329 "Ricklantis Mix-up"

Haven't seen it yet, but season three has Pickle Rick.

Yes, I would turn myself into a pickle to avoid Family Therapy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2017 05:25 PM (SIY7D)

330 I don't watch Fox News, but Tucker/Hannity/Ingraham is a pretty strong lineup.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 18, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)

331 I've been thinking about Trumps golf tweet. It puts the media in an
awkward position, because they don't want to encourage more people to
see it. It also plays into the idea that Hillary is drunk and sickly."

You're supposed to put this in ALL CAPS and then sign it "BEN ROTHLESBERGER"
---

THIS IS FUNNY.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 18, 2017 05:21 PM (aT+Bx)

But WHY, Ben? Why is it funny? A desperate Horde turns to you in this moment of comedy crisis!

Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 05:25 PM (s5o+q)

332 Did the German guy do it on a Triple Dog Dare?

What's German for Stuck, Stuck, STUCK!

Posted by: Flick at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM (JO9+V)

333 One Adam-12
One Adam-12
See the man; Ewok's Gymnasium
Possible S38.01

Posted by: police dispatcher at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM (mJ8mX)

334 In other words... Jedediah's Dad (and Mom) hated her for being the wrong gender.

Really? How weird would it have been to have a son that wanted to dress like a woman?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM (0wem/)

335 Hmmm......can't wait to hehear the spin on the bucket-bombers

One from Syria, one from Iraq, both 'refugees'.
---
1. subjected to extreme islamophobia from native brits
2. which caused "mental illness"
3. then they were radicalized by outside forces
4. they feel bad now and realize this is not the real islam
5. cannot prosecute due to human rights issues (islamphobia)
6. must keep bombers, their 4 wives and 32 children, then grandchildren, on public dole for all of their natural lives.

questions?

Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM (aT+Bx)

336

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM (SRKgf)

337 "Let me tell ya a story about a Girl named Jed,
Took Ellie Mae and threw her on the bed...."

oh wait, that won't work. never mind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM (k1TUh)

338 I don't understand twitter, and I don't understand TV Talk shows.

What difference does it make what they say?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM (m9X4Y)

339 337 "Let me tell ya a story about a Girl named Jed,
Took Ellie Mae and threw her on the bed...."

oh wait, that won't work. never mind.
Posted by: Tom Servo

go on

Posted by: Penthouse Forum at September 18, 2017 05:27 PM (FZYNt)

340 332 Did the German guy do it on a Triple Dog Dare?

What's German for Stuck, Stuck, STUCK!
Posted by: Flick at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM (JO9+V)

Look on the bright side: at least for once a German didn't do something to do with defecation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 05:27 PM (SRKgf)

341 Imagine a commercial where the new Colonel Sanders and the creepy
Burger King are gay lovers, trying to come up with a plan to entice
young boys into their "restaurants".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 05:08 PM (k1TUh)

Comet Pizza?
---

I can work with this.

Posted by: John 'Pedo' Podesta at September 18, 2017 05:27 PM (aT+Bx)

342 In other words... Jedediah's Dad (and Mom) hated her for being the wrong gender.

And in some sort of bizarro world of family loyalty, or just utter
stupidity, she still uses a male name. Not her middle name, not a
nickname, a boy name.

/paging Dr. Freud and Dr. Jung to the white courtesy phones, Doctors Frued and Jung to the white courtesy phones immediately..

Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)

Something seems off with her/him/it.

Posted by: Br( . ) ( . )ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 05:24 PM (XFue2)

What's all this then?

Posted by: Michael Learned at September 18, 2017 05:28 PM (JO9+V)

343 Look on the bright side: at least for once a German didn't do something to do with defecation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

pretty sure I would be shitting bricks if my talleywacker was stuck in a piece of cast iron

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:28 PM (FZYNt)

344 Look on the bright side: at least for once a German didn't do something to do with defecation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 05:27 PM (SRKgf)

Hey, that's OUR schtick!

Posted by: EPA Employees at September 18, 2017 05:28 PM (s5o+q)

345 I'm Hans.

Und I'm Franz

Und ve chust vant to pump...you up!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:28 PM (wPiJc)

346 Tee hee. I was just in a local grocery store, and "What Happened" was on a book shelf marked 30% off.

I couldn't resist opening it and reading the first thing I saw:

"I can't help but imagine what my first 100 days would have been like," followed by this quote:

"Of all the words of man and pen, the saddest are what might have been."

Giggle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 05:28 PM (PY9jH)

347 327
sigh, living up to the prejudice that men will put their dicks into anything with a hole

especially German men

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 05:24 PM (GiG+D)

Meh. Still sounds less ghey than P90X.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 05:29 PM (tbOMB)

348 Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 05:24 PM (0wem/)

She's has hair the color and length of what would be better on a 30 year old woman at the beach. Just looks likes she 's overdue at the stylist. I tend to look like a chrysanthemum with grey roots (sp?) when I don't get my hair done, but that's because I sometimes can't afford it. Surely she can

Was that better? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2017 05:29 PM (iVOAv)

349
I don't understand twitter, and I don't understand TV Talk shows.

What difference does it make what they say?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 18, 2017 05:26 PM--Well, the purpose of the MSM is to fill in time between paid advertising.
So really, tv talk shows provides non-advertising related content, and a time slot for tampon, diaper ads and depression medication ads.

Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2017 05:30 PM (aT+Bx)

350
I used to lust after Aunt Jed big time until she went NeverTrump and that sort of softened me up on her.

Of course, the Dingbat Marie Harf now on FOX drives me insane, and she's worse than Aunt Jed.

It must be the traitor thing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 05:31 PM (8O3HH)

351 Tucker/Hannity/Ingraham is a pretty strong lineup.

It is, if by "Hannity" you mean "oh god let me get my dick stuck in a weight stack during the hour between Tucker and Laura."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 05:32 PM (gIRsn)

352 Megan and the View -_a good fit.

Posted by: gNewt at September 18, 2017 05:32 PM (XNNr5)

353 "I've been thinking about Trumps golf tweet. It puts the media in an
awkward position, because they don't want to encourage more people to
see it. It also plays into the idea that Hillary is drunk and sickly."

You're supposed to put this in ALL CAPS and then sign it "BEN ROTHLESBERGER"
---
THIS IS FUNNY.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 18, 2017 05:21 PM (aT+Bx)

But WHY, Ben? Why is it funny? A desperate Horde turns to you in this moment of comedy crisis!

Posted by: filbert

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL COMMENTER WAS EXPLAINING THE OBVIOUS AS TO WHY THE RETWEET WAS FUNNY, AND ALL I DO IS TO EXPLAIN THE OBVIOUS AS TO WHY THINGS ARE FUNNY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 18, 2017 05:32 PM (/qEW2)

354 >>The View always brings me to mind of a group of hens mindlessly clucking away at each other. But at least hens lay eggs.

I laid Ted Danson. Does that count for anything?

Posted by: Whoopie at September 18, 2017 05:32 PM (/Nite)

355 That picture of Hillary (above, in the Ace part of the entertainment) looks exactly how I imagine the German guy looking after he realized that there was going to be no easy way out.

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2017 05:33 PM (EaQ6/)

356 349; don't forget the new and improved colostomy bags and catheters. j.g. wentworth will pay for them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 05:33 PM (KP5rU)

357 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL COMMENTER WAS EXPLAINING THE OBVIOUS AS TO WHY THE RETWEET WAS FUNNY, AND ALL I DO IS TO EXPLAIN THE OBVIOUS AS TO WHY THINGS ARE FUNNY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

c'mon Ben, that's not all you do... *cough* rape *cough*

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:33 PM (FZYNt)

358 271 It would be pretty tedious to hacksaw through a weight. The mechanics of that kind of rescue are intriguing. Probably not something found in the rescue manual.

A 4" Angle Grinder would have been faster.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 05:10 PM (QQ+il)

Cutting torch or jaws of life.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 05:33 PM (mcI77)

359 352
Megan and the View -_a good fit.

Posted by: gNewt at September 18, 2017 05:32 PM (XNNr5)

Panoramic view, maybe.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 05:33 PM (tbOMB)

360 I think these famous women are taking testosterone when they hit their mid 30 to late 30's into their 40's to stay fit. This would explain the tranny look like Chelsea Handler because she was very pretty and feminine looking when she was younger.

Plus, Ive heard doctors advocate women taking testosterone on the radio on weekend health shows for a while now.
Posted by: Br( . ) ( . )ke Baldwin at September 18, 2017 05:19 PM (XFue2)

No, women taking testosterone is a good way to get a horrendous case of disfiguring acne and a host of other problems .

What you are seeing is Hollywood's never ending urge to get fillers, botox, peels, injections, surgery, wacky diets, and overdoses of herbs and vitamins of the month.

Everyone's skin thins as they age, Take a Hollywood starlet on her diet of cocaine, spritzers, salad, and tofu, then add in all the above plastic surgery crap and you have skin stretched over a skull with injected fillers that range from harvested abdominal fat, to granulated rubber substance. It hardens , it shifts, it falls, and fights for the weird look with botox freezing parts of the face.

Not to mention that drinking Chardonnay by the glassful every night adds to the dry wrinkled aged look.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 18, 2017 05:34 PM (/Qs0S)

361 Maybe German weight dude was just stretching before starting his workout...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:34 PM (wPiJc)

362 Hate it for Gutfeld and Watters.

But teh Five sucks balls.

There is no way to take Perino and WunWilliamz seriously.

Hey wait a minute.

"Gutfeld and Waters"

I'd watch the hell out that.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 18, 2017 05:34 PM (XkSQF)

363 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

c'mon Ben, that's not all you do... *cough* rape *cough*
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:33 PM (FZYNt)

Rick, get your Bens straight. You're not talking about BEN ROETHLISBERGER but that other guy that plays that game.

Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 05:34 PM (s5o+q)

364 "Gutfeld and Waters"

I'd watch the hell out that.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed

add a hot body and I'm down for watching that 3sum

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:35 PM (FZYNt)

365 "It is, if by "Hannity" you mean "oh god let me get my dick stuck in a weight stack during the hour between Tucker and Laura."
Posted by: Bandersnatch"

You want dirty air and water?
You want Sharia law?
You want to throw grandma off the cliff?

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 18, 2017 05:35 PM (OD2ni)

366 This post needs more Jedediah Bila hotass pic.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 18, 2017 05:35 PM (XkSQF)

367 jaws of life.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2017 05:33 PM

I see one of the 'pet names' I'm known as has leaked ...

Posted by: Lena at September 18, 2017 05:35 PM (ctuyM)

368 >>German Man Gets His Penis Caught In A Weight At A Gym Has To Be Rescued By Firemen

-WZ

Fucking cross fitters.

Posted by: Aviator at September 18, 2017 05:35 PM (/Nite)

369 Never really liked Jedediah, and still don't like Megsy. And someone I really, really don't like is Gillian Turner (Nat'l Sec contributor on FOX.) Yeah, I guess she's good looking, but seems full of herself and quite bitchy.

Don't like Dana Perino, but I do (did?) like Kimberly Guilfoyle---but what the hell is she up to dating Scaramucci? Seriously???? You do that while the guy is still married and wife is 9 months preggers? (Baby is now 2 mos. old and wife has filed for divorce.)

Sheesh.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2017 05:36 PM (HiDrR)

370 Everyone's skin thins as they age

In counterpoint, Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 05:36 PM (QQ+il)

371 See also "The Elephant's Child" by Kipling.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:36 PM (wPiJc)

372 Why doesn't anyone sell a Tongue of Life?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 18, 2017 05:37 PM (398bZ)

373 Rick, get your Bens straight. You're not talking about BEN ROETHLISBERGER but that other guy that plays that game.
Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 05:34 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Ben Dover at September 18, 2017 05:37 PM (ctuyM)

374

Posted by: Rick in SK
==

Jedediah is a free agent.

Dude. Get FOX on the phone.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 18, 2017 05:37 PM (XkSQF)

375 Bolt cutters. Quiet n quick.

Posted by: gNewt at September 18, 2017 05:37 PM (XNNr5)

376 and you have anything bad to reveal about Nichole Kidman, I don't want to hear it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 05:38 PM (QQ+il)

377 "Gutfeld and Waters"

I'd watch the hell out that.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed

add a hot body and I'm down for watching that 3sum

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2017 05:35 PM (FZYNt)

There's Kimmy Guilfoyle. She hot enough for you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2017 05:38 PM (PY9jH)

378 Bolt cutters. Quiet n quick.
Posted by: gNewt at September 18, 2017 05:37 PM

Cut. Jib.

Newsletter?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2017 05:38 PM (ctuyM)

379 "Report: Megan McCain in Talks to Join "The View"
-----
Is this really something we care about?

Posted by: Dang at September 18, 2017 05:39 PM (8b+oT)

380
312 In other words... Jedediah's Dad (and Mom) hated her for being the wrong gender.

Nonsense. If that were the case, her name would be Jedidiah Bil.

And, while we're on the subject: Jedidiah bila shto? Shto bila Jedidiah?

Sorry. Drives me nuts every time she's on. Almost as bad as the local person who bills herself as "Sarah with a C". Where? Where would you put the C?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2017 05:40 PM (sGtp+)

381
Fucking cross fitters.
Posted by: Aviator at September 18, 2017 05:35 PM (/Nite)

Liked!

Posted by: Teddy Cruz at September 18, 2017 05:40 PM (XFue2)

382 Just saw the report that Rolling Stone mag is now up for sale. Looks like those jury verdicts hurt quite a bit.

Damn, if I was one of these rich fuckers who bought things just for fun I'd buy Rolling Stone and make Ted Nugent Editor-in-Chief.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 05:40 PM (k1TUh)

383 Speaking of leftist harpies, Nancy Pelosi was just completely shamed and abused by a very loud, obnoxious group of illegals at a meeting she was speaking at. Laughably, she tries to join in the chants at the beginning, them realized they were directed at her and stood around helplessly looking as things descended into chaos.

I love when the Dems lose control of their base.

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2017 05:41 PM (MxEKc)

384 >>>Everyone's skin thins as they age

In counterpoint, Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 05:36 PM (QQ+il)

What she did to her face should be a crime.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2017 05:41 PM (rZ+mb)

385 Sarah show me the C.

Posted by: Dr. Bill at September 18, 2017 05:42 PM (XNNr5)

386 Rumor has it Rolling Stone was recruiting Kate Moss to be editor-in-chief, but you know the old saying...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:42 PM (wPiJc)

387 "Almost as bad as the local person who bills herself as "Sarah with a C". Where? Where would you put the C?"

Still better than Cindy with One Eye.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2017 05:43 PM (k1TUh)

388 Trump hitting the golf ball and hillary falling on the plane is some funny shit right there. Down and to the right. Down and to the right. Down and to the right.

Posted by: Strobe at September 18, 2017 05:43 PM (gbWkA)

389 Sarah, show me a "U."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2017 05:43 PM (tbOMB)

390 Rumor has it Rolling Stone was recruiting Kate Moss to be editor-in-chief, but you know the old saying...
Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 05:42 PM
~~~~~

*groan*

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2017 05:43 PM (HiDrR)

391 "Where would you put the C?"

do you really want to know?

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at September 18, 2017 05:43 PM (GiG+D)

392 When life gives you lemons, grow a pear.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2017 05:43 PM (/qEW2)

393 >>I love when the Dems lose control of their base.

I'm having a spot of trouble with my bowels too.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 18, 2017 05:44 PM (/Nite)

394 Jedediah is a boy's name.

http://tinyurl.com/y93nrkaj

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 18, 2017 05:44 PM (XkSQF)

395 Muldoon, you seem to have been a no show yesterday

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 05:45 PM (ghofu)

396 German guy lifting weights with penis. Girlfriend has an iron "C".

Posted by: Strobe at September 18, 2017 05:45 PM (gbWkA)

397
There's Kimmy Guilfoyle. She hot enough for you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
===

I look at her and all I can think is Gavin Newsome and TOny Scara-married-mucci.

eww

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 18, 2017 05:47 PM (XkSQF)

398 "Report: Megan McCain in Talks to Join "The View"
-----
Is this really something we care about?

Posted by: Dang at September 18, 2017 05:39 PM (8b+oT)

Butt . . .

BOOBS!

Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 05:47 PM (s5o+q)

399 German guy lifting weights with penis. Girlfriend has an iron "C".

Posted by: Strobe at September 18, 2017 05:45 PM (gbWkA)

When she Kegels, he Yodels.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2017 05:47 PM (JO9+V)

400 The Arc de Trump:
1. Idiot
2. Putin Stooge
3. KKK Grand Dragon
4. Sellout (current position
5. Nazi (when DACA is shut down)
6. Criminal mastermind (when Mueller finds Don jr inhaled)
7. Dictator (when midterms become incumbent bloodbath)
8. Lazy (when new congress starts doing some shit)
9. Satan (when approval get above 50 no matter how polls are rigged)
10. Re-elected

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 18, 2017 05:47 PM (4hIeD)

401 Jedediah is a ~~boy's~~ bullfrog's name.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 18, 2017 05:44 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: AoSHQ Meme Commission at September 18, 2017 05:47 PM (ctuyM)

402 Tabloid was a Rolling Stone
Printed the lies 'bout the frat on its own
And when it died
All it left Jann was a loan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 05:48 PM (gIRsn)

403 Muldoon, you seem to have been a no show yesterday

Posted by: Skip
===
Dude.

They posted one of his comments as an official poat, man. Like an homage.

AND he wrote a limerick on the Book thread. Or some thread.

Skip, bro. Time for new reading glasses my man.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 18, 2017 05:49 PM (XkSQF)

404 Yeah. NOOD

We still doing that ?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 18, 2017 05:50 PM (XkSQF)

405 Nood

Posted by: Mons, son of Venus at September 18, 2017 05:51 PM (ctuyM)

406 Meghan McCain has already served as the designated dimwitted, easily-humiliated fake conservative foil on other shows, repeatedly. It's what she does. She'll be on "The View" to look stupid and entitled, because she is, and to be implicitly associated with people like us, which she isn't.

I don't care about that show. It's dumb performers talking to a dumb audience. It does little or no damage because they are preaching to the choir.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2017 05:51 PM (UaSZc)

407 Damn, if I was one of these rich fuckers who bought things just for fun I'd buy Rolling Stone and make Ted Nugent Editor-in-Chief.

I'd actually get a subscription to that.

I remember RS back when it looked like a newspaper and there were always personal ads in the back that said, "Trying to get one million people to send me just one dollar."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2017 05:53 PM (tRaq7)

408
I think I'm just going to just stick with the wet towel lifting exercise. Until Viagra 2.0 is released.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 18, 2017 05:53 PM (EgwCt)

409 I looked for him all day but didn't see him, but if he did post its like looking for a particular tree in a forrest

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2017 05:57 PM (ghofu)

410 t if he did post its like looking for a particular tree in a forrest

Ctrl+F can be your friend.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 06:02 PM (gIRsn)

411 woman at the beach. Just looks likes she 's overdue at the stylist. I tend to look like a chrysanthemum with grey roots (sp?) when I don't get my hair done, but that's because I sometimes can't afford it. Surely she can

Was that better? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September

Yeah much, but next time leave out the part where you criticize FS.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2017 07:03 PM (0wem/)

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