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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/20/17) Woot Woot ONT Edition
Quote I
One thing I am convinced more and more is true and that is this: the only way to be truly happy is to make others happy. When you realize that and take advantage of the fact, everything is made perfect. William Carlos WilliamsQuote II
“You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife; and you shall not desire your neighbor’s house, his field, his male servant, his female servant, his ox, his donkey, or anything that is your neighbor’s.” Deuteronomy 5:21Politicians should pay attention to this command. Quote III
Society is produced by our wants, and government by wickedness; the former promotes our happiness positively by uniting our affections, the latter negatively by restraining our vices. The one encourages intercourse, the other creates distinctions. The first is a patron, the last a punisher. Society in every state is a blessing, but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil. Thomas Paine
“You started glorifying cultures of violence — you’ve glorified the gang culture, you’ve glorified games that actually give you points for raping and killing people. Gun didn’t change. We changed,” Knezovich said in response to a question from the media about guns. When another reporter pressed the gun issue, Knezovich again stated the obvious: “It all depends on the 15-year-old. I can tell you, folks, I carried a gun all my life. I hunted, I shot. My friends and I… It’s huntin’ season back home. When I was in high school, every one of those rigs in the high school parking lot had a gun in the gun rack. Why? We went huntin’ on the way home. None of those guns ever walked into a school. None of those guns ever shot anybody. What’s the difference? Did the gun change? Or did you, as a society, change? I’ll give ya odds that it was you as a society, because you started glorifying cultures of violence. You glorified the gang culture, you glorified games that actually give you points for raping and killing people. The gun didn’t change, we changed.”^^^^THIS^^^^
I suspect we all know someone, perhaps even ourselves, who have been suckered into a bad car purchase. The ONT is always looking out for you Morons.
Buying a used car can be a little trickier than purchasing a new one. When it comes to used cars there are numerous pitfalls to watch out for—persistent mechanical issues, weird smells, questionable choices on the radio’s presets—but where you buy the car shouldn’t be one of them. If you are looking for a pre-owned car from a dealership look for these red flags before you even walk through the door.
If Democrats are so f*cking great, why do they run such huge deficits?
Even in deep blue Connecticut—one of just six states in the country where Democrats control both halves of the state legislature and the governor's mansion right now—the suggestion of a $1.8 billion tax increase has incited a political revolution. Three Senate Democrats and five Democrats in the state House bailed on a plan to impose an array of new taxes, including a 75 percent wholesale tax on electronic cigarettes and other vaping products that likely would have killed dozens of small businesses in the state. The budget plan proposed by Gov. Dannel Malloy also would have hiked taxes on cellphone bills, vacation homes, hospitals, cigarettes, hotel rooms, ride-sharing services, nonprescription drugs, and fantasy sports gaming, the Hartford Courant reported.
Be thankful we don't take it all.
Would you like to create
Bruce Gilley of Portland State University (image above) published an article titled “The Case for Colonialism” in the decidedly anti-Colonial journal Third World Quarterly (home of the Edward Said Award). In its self-description, Third World Quarterly writes: TWQ examines all the issues that affect the many Third Worlds and is not averse to publishing provocative and exploratory articles, especially if they have the merit of opening up emerging areas of research that have not been given sufficient attention. Gilley is no newcomer to controversy.My guess? He would have been better off butchering an infant and crucifying a puppy.
Just last month, Gilley published a piece in Minding the Campus on his resignation from the American Political Science Association (ASPCA), over its lack of ‘viewpoint diversity’ (Gilley self-identifies in that piece as an independent and swing voter)
“Who are the 12 people you would go to instantly to talk about development?” Melinda Gates asks.You mean coddled little whiny snowflakes aren't the answer? Who f*cking knew?
It’s become a harder question to answer in recent years. At the United Nations general assembly (UNGA) a year ago, the billionaire philanthropist worried that global development was losing its intellectual stars. A generation of leaders was starting to retire or pull back from prominence, including people whom organizations such as the Ford Foundation originally identified and supported years ago.
“That list is starting to get more thin,” Gates said in a recent interview. “And so as we start to think about the future, I was like, wow, we need to really have that thought leadership again and we need to make sure it’s driven by the South,” i.e., by the countries that development work is meant to benefit.
September 20, 1973, On his way to perform his second concert of the day, US singer, songwriter Jim Croce was killed with five others when his chartered aircraft hit a tree on take off in Louisiana. via thisdayinmusic.com
September 20, 1975, 'Fame' gave David Bowie his first No.1 in the US. The song was co-written with John Lennon. Lennon's voice is heard towards the ending of the song repeating the words: "Fame, Fame, Fame" from a fast track, through a regular track, to a slow track, before Bowie finished the lyrics. via thisdayinmusic.com
A trio of Australian academics say that the gender gap in physics — boys being better at the subject than girls — can be traced to the “pee games” in which boys engage during their youth. Anna Wilson (Australian National University), Kate Wilson and David Low (University of New South Wales Canberra) contend seriously (but with a bit of needed humor) that “playful urination practices – from seeing how high you can pee to games such as Peeball (where men compete using their urine to destroy a ball placed in a urinal) – may give boys an advantage over girls,” according to an article in Tes.com.
Physics? Name, snow, penmanship some assembly required.
A last-ditch effort by Senate Republicans to repeal and replace ObamaCare is gaining steam, suggesting lawmakers could face another vote on ending the former president’s signature law later this month. Supporters do not have the 50 votes necessary to pass the bill yet, but pressure is growing on Republicans to back the measure, which could replace much of ObamaCare with block grants for states. In a crucial boost for its chances on Monday, Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey (R) offered his support.As long as Lisa McWhaleski of Alaska is waddling through the halls of Congress and John McCain is sucking up valuable oxygen I'm not holding my breath. At this point in time, Let It Burn.
My preference, sausage, mushroom and onion thin crust. YMMV.THE VERY CANADIAN ORIGIN OF “HAWAIIAN” PIZZA.
DON'T EVER MESS WITH SOMEONE'S BACON!!!!h/t Hank Curmudgeon
Are you from Jersey? If you are, I'm not sure if you'll understand the accent here or the philosophy.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2017 10:02 PM (QsDqx)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 20, 2017 10:02 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 10:02 PM (0VhrE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 10:03 PM (0VhrE)
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:03 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:03 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 20, 2017 10:04 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: BacktoGA at September 20, 2017 10:04 PM (BjWSs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:05 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:05 PM (S6Pax)
FIFY.
Posted by: Danger Carlos Danger at September 20, 2017 10:06 PM (0VhrE)
Politicians should pay attention to this command.
And so should Muslims and other assorted perverts, including the sofa f**ker and the toaster f**ker.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2017 10:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:07 PM (rb1zT)
This is why all boys should be castrated, completely, so as to eliminate the unfair pee advantage. Penis privilege.
And, also, STOP THE G#DAMN HAMMERING!
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: BacktoGA at September 20, 2017 10:04 PM (BjWSs)
You Morons will get your moneys worth tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:07 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 20, 2017 10:07 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Patty Donahue of The Waitresses at September 20, 2017 10:07 PM (ZVcmW)
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2017 10:07 PM (Vb4BV)
Is one of those videos repeated?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:07 PM (rb1zT)
A little formatting issue. Should be fixed. Thanks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:08 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 20, 2017 10:08 PM (H0quv)
Posted by: Larry O'Donnel at September 20, 2017 10:08 PM (12AHt)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:08 PM (2wRtc)
Well, how about that! If you follow the Leftist playbook, this allegation doesn't even have to be true, because it supports your case.
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2017 10:10 PM (H0quv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Maybe they should show two empty bathtubs.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:10 PM (S6Pax)
I had a real estate attorney for many years who had a big framed sign above his desk that said "Sue the Bastards."
I loved that guy.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2017 10:10 PM (Vb4BV)
Also, the first Witcher game (or games) gave rewards for philandering. Consensual... I suppose. Mostly they was ho's.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 10:11 PM (6FqZa)
* (Dr. Bill Frist (R-TN), the Senator & thoracic surgeon whom once removed a slug lodged near Gen. Petraeus' heart muscle)
Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2017 10:11 PM (JCbo4)
http://tinyurl.com/yals2r3k
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2017 10:11 PM (12AHt)
Posted by: BacktoGA at September 20, 2017 10:11 PM (BjWSs)
I always feel squicky when playing GTA (which is why I avoid the games these days- even though I love open world games.) Never wanted to be a criminal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:11 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:12 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 20, 2017 10:12 PM (IG7jB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:12 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2017 10:12 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (rb1zT)
Woot! OOT!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (wPiJc)
"should you choose to file suit against Mr. Cernovich, we will be delighted to embarrass the fuck out of you...."
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork
He is.....The King of Siam!
Thus it is written
Thus it shall be!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
Your wickedness consists of not donating enough to ACORN and burning too much carbon. So yes, I must restrain your vices.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (0VhrE)
What a day. Riding out TS Jose. Battery low on iPad. Running out of wine and snacks. Less than 100 days till Christmas. Oh, woe is me.
Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 20, 2017 10:14 PM (Se/yD)
Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2017 10:14 PM (MGCfm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 10:15 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:10 PM (S6Pax)
Those bathtubs are half-full.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:15 PM (Id9+8)
I sent that to a friend of mine who is an attorney, he loved it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:15 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 20, 2017 10:15 PM (3JQ/p)
Thus it is written
Thus it shall be!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (S6Pax)
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
Posted by: Yul B at September 20, 2017 10:15 PM (12AHt)
Who knew they had such a bug up their fucking ass about going off on totalitarians?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 20, 2017 10:16 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 20, 2017 10:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:16 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork
He is.....The King of Siam!
Thus it is written
Thus it shall be!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (S6Pax)
Just remember you are not surfs in The ONT kingdom.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:17 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:17 PM (rb1zT)
/pedantic trivia
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 20, 2017 10:17 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2017 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 20, 2017 10:18 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:17 PM (ZTRlp)
It would be wet in the barrel were it so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:18 PM (rb1zT)
>> learned skill, taking many years to master, if ever...
It would be funny to watch some of these womyn that complain about stuff like try to use a penis if they had to. They'd make the biggest mess you ever saw.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
gun all my life. I hunted, I shot. My friends and I... It's huntin' season
back home. When I was in high school, every one of those rigs in the
high school parking lot had a gun in the gun rack. Why? We went huntin'on the way home. None of those guns ever walked into a school. None of
those guns ever shot anybody. What's the difference? Did the gun change?
Or did you, as a society, change? I'll give ya odds that it was you as a
society, because you started glorifying cultures of violence. You
glorified the gang culture, you glorified games that actually give you
points for raping and killing people. The gun didn't change, we changed.<<<
Pretty sure AK-47 stands for Ambulatory Killing-machine 47. So, they could walk anywhere and kill anyone.
Posted by: MFM gun expert at September 20, 2017 10:19 PM (yX10m)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 20, 2017 10:18 PM (bZ7mE)
Holy crap! You are right! I must have blocked that one out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:20 PM (rb1zT)
complain about stuff like try to use a penis if they had to. They'd
make the biggest mess you ever saw.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
Do strap-ons count?
Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2017 10:20 PM (12AHt)
Maybe men are better at figuring out user requirements documents that are full of -
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: profligatewaste at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (+yY4e)
So their theory is that hand-eye coordination leads to improved mental capacity and excellence in physics, specifically.
Do they further note that the obvious conclusion is that we, as a society, wasted a shit ton of money on Title IX, per their theory? Or did the 2 women and beta boy not learn to pee standing up?
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (mZLmb)
Maybe in the gay, group urinals.
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (BsIi9)
----
Didn't understand all the words but its the same philosophy as the cabel guy 'get er dun'
Keep er movin
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
I explained to a lady friend once that it is not a precision instrument, more like trying to use a floppy meat hose to wash your car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (IqV8l)
Thus it is written
Thus it shall be!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:13 PM (S6Pax)
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
Posted by: Yul B at September 20, 2017 10:15 PM (12AHt)
Your servant! Your servant! Indeed--I'm not your servant! Although you give me less than servants' pay! I'm a free and independent employe (employee)! Although I am a woman, you think like every woman I have to be a slave or concubine. You conceited, self-indulgent libertine (liberteen)!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:22 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:22 PM (rb1zT)
>> learned skill, taking many years to master, if ever...
Then there's the whole, unplanned, split stream thing which is....problematic
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (oAY8z)
Prayers for a joyous New Year for all the hordelings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)
Yeah, but QA types need to understand those too, and the best QAs are disproportionately female.
I would never point out that excellence in QA means being really good at finding fault.
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (3Vlkn)
Only the kind that squirt. (That's not a joke, they make 'em, for the most realistic experience....)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH)
Evening everyone.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2017 10:24 PM (V+03K)
You rightly mentioned Murkowski & McVain, but not delightful & delivery Sen. Rand Paul.
Here's WHY you overlooked him: 'cause you just TAKE IT FOR GRANTED that HE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ASSHOLE! And you're always right.
Rand Paul: the man who saved Obamacare over and over. "What, me? I only wanted a REAL repeal! Save Obamacare? Moi? Surely you jest!"
Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2017 10:24 PM (JCbo4)
After a flurry of "Woot ONT" comments, urination seems to have jumped out to an early lead.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:24 PM (wPiJc)
>> learned skill, taking many years to master, if ever...
Then there's the whole, unplanned, split stream thing which is....problematic
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (oAY8z)
So you can write your name twice in the snow?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:24 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: mnw at September 20, 2017 10:24 PM (JCbo4)
That split stream, I hate that. It's a real pisser.
I wonder what causes that.....could be too much "abuse" of the poor thing. Beatin' it like it owes you money and all taht.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:25 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (oAY8z)*
Parallel problem solving. Another cismale skill!
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:25 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Rex B at September 20, 2017 10:25 PM (6BljC)
I would never point out that excellence in QA means being really good at finding fault.
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (Vb4BV)
I would say a touch of OCD rather than strictly male or female. You have to be able to catch when something changes, is outside the norm, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:26 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 20, 2017 10:26 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2017 10:26 PM (12AHt)
White men can't dance.
Most can't sing neither
so if you are looking for a musical
yer outa luck.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 20, 2017 10:27 PM (m9X4Y)
Carry on.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:22 PM (wPiJc)
*does hand puppets on a wall*
Look! It's a moose. With an overbite. And it whistles when it breathes (A flat), because of a moose-sized deviated septum. And the moose is really jealous of his big brother who went to Wassamata U, and once bit someone's sister.
*pauses*
*waits*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at September 20, 2017 10:27 PM (Ahx4r)
After a flurry of "Woot ONT" comments, urination seems to have jumped out to an early lead.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:24 PM (wPiJc)
Perhaps Zappa's "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" should have been in the Musical Interlude.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:27 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 20, 2017 10:27 PM (Umfx1)
>> learned skill, taking many years to master, if ever...
Then there's the whole, unplanned, split stream thing which is....problematic
===
Then there is the "north-south" split versus "east-west" split.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:27 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2017 10:26 PM (12AHt)
You'd think ricochet would be a problem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:27 PM (rb1zT)
Bathroom equality is a thing with the femiNazi SJW types.
The complaint is that the women's bathrooms get clogged up at public facilities, but the men's are fine. So they want to force them to put more women's bathrooms in at the expense of men's rooms to even that out.
The trouble is women take too long to pee, and the lines back up.
There is a solution. It's a pee funnel thingy that allows women to pee standing up easily. So put urinals in the women's rooms with disposable funnel dispensers above them.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 20, 2017 10:28 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:29 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2017 10:29 PM (Vb4BV)
Anyone played Destiny 2? Good, Bad, Indifferent?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:29 PM (rb1zT)
*****
Moose shadow puppets are quite challenging and mildly amusing. I'll allow it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:29 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: original jake at September 20, 2017 10:29 PM (/43JA)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 20, 2017 10:29 PM (12AHt)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017*
Hahaha! Women with fake d!cks. What a crazy concept!
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:30 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:29 PM (wPiJc)
Cool.
*does awkward dance that frightens small children*
(alas, true story)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at September 20, 2017 10:30 PM (Ahx4r)
Yes, I take you for granted. You do put on a helluva show.
Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 20, 2017 10:31 PM (Se/yD)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:10 PM (S6Pax)
Isn't that from a commercial for boner pills?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2017 10:31 PM (3Vlkn)
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
William Carlos Williams
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:32 PM (SBgDf)
I sent that to a friend of mine who is an attorney, he loved it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:15 PM (ZTRlp)
I hope he filed it as a reference tool.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Physics.
Hell yeah!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2017 10:32 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Spokane Sheriff Ozzie Knezovich at September 20, 2017 10:32 PM (6BljC)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:33 PM (2wRtc)
One such device is called the "Go Girl". Another is the "She Wee".
And it's funny, but it is a serious solution to the women's bathroom congestion problem.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH)
*****
I have two 'go-to' tricks when I need to entertain a child. One is an alternating eyebrow thing with eyebrows going up and down in a rhythmic manner along with either side of my mustache. Took years to perfect, sometimes catches the attention of the little ones.
The second is a Donald Duck voice but I can't really talk using words, so I just do a wacky sneeze using the Donald Duck voice.
EVERYBODY loves the sneezing duck!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:33 PM (wPiJc)
precision instrument, more like trying to use a floppy meat hose to wash
your car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
My first husband let me stand behind him and aim it. I was pretty good
No splashing. Although I have to share the credit, I suppose.[Ed. Yes I know I'm a weirdo.]
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:33 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2017 10:34 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:33 PM (wPiJc)
AFLAC
Posted by: Gilbert Godfrey at September 20, 2017 10:35 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 20, 2017 10:35 PM (Se/yD)
Indeed. Mario Kart (N64), beer, the blue shell, and one of your 3 friends. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Patty Donahue of The Waitresses at September 20, 2017 10:35 PM (ZVcmW)
57 So if pee is the key to the gender gap in Physics, what's the story with the gender gap in programming? Something about poop?
Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2017 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)
Back in the olden days, hanging chads played a role - "How they hangin', eh?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 10:35 PM (pNxlR)
just in case somebody comes along, you won't moon them!
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:36 PM (SBgDf)
Ladies, I'm here to tell you...EMBRACE THE INEQUALITY
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:36 PM (oAY8z)
I agree with the screeching liberals here, but not for the same reason. Colonialism has been more beneficial to the indigenous people by and large (just ask any widow in India), but it has been a clusterf*ck, a tarbaby for us by and large. We should NEVER have gotten involved in any of these places, if for no other reason than that liberals have successfully used this as a guilt-bludgeon, one of their main tools to destroy Western civilization. If only an Admiral Ackbar could be sent back in time to Europe and America to warn them: "It's a trap!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 10:36 PM (/qEW2)
oh1 oh! If we're doin Shirley Manson we gotta do 'Samson and Delilah'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B1LHrshGAA
The bastards used a car bomb to try to kill Cameron.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 20, 2017 10:36 PM (m9X4Y)
your car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 10:21 PM (rb1zT)
My first husband let me stand behind him and aim it. I was pretty good No splashing. Although I have to share the credit, I suppose.
[Ed. Yes I know I'm a weirdo.]
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:33 PM (Id9+
Oh Miley--I have so many great memories. Now I wish that had been one of them.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: MAGA at September 20, 2017 10:37 PM (owWoV)
on the front sight, yet your initial rounds hit the rim.
Your thinking elevation and windage but your junk is playing spin the bottle.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:37 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (SBgDf)
Not that exact model, but yes. So the absence of the one who is supposed to fill the empty chair is painful. Later, it became more a general loneliness, and longing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:37 PM (Id9+8)
>> it. I was pretty good
What was the movie. Steven Martin and Lilly Tomlin. By some premise, her spirit got in his body, and she had control of one half of his body.
There was a urinal scene where she had to aim it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:37 PM (8O3HH)
on the front sight, yet your initial rounds hit the rim.
Your thinking elevation and windage but your junk is playing spin the bottle.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:37 PM (2wRtc)
You need the redneck catheter, funnel and garden hose.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:38 PM (ZTRlp)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910593636693311489
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910593730310283265
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910593829434257408
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910593943427051520
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910594094522564608
Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2017 10:38 PM (eh0Va)
Perhaps Zappa's "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" should have been in the Musical Interlude.
*****
Or Kenny Rogers/ Dolly Parton "Islands in the Stream"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:38 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:25 PM (8O3HH)
Like it elected Hitler?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:39 PM (Id9+8)
You need the redneck catheter, funnel and garden hose.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
==
Yeah but is it practical at 3:32 am?
Mr. Prostate must be obeyed.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:39 PM (2wRtc)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910594207513026561
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910594294687420416
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910594403080785920
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910594497687572481
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910594605154017280
Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2017 10:40 PM (eh0Va)
Mr. Prostate must be obeyed.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:39 PM (2wRtc)
Hose comes in all different lengths.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:40 PM (ZTRlp)
Enjoy the hand puppets and the excretory humor y'all.
Endeavor to persevere!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:40 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:23 PM (SBgDf)
Not that exact model, but yes. So the absence of the one who is supposed to fill the empty chair is painful. Later, it became more a general loneliness, and longing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:37 PM (Id9+
Yes.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:40 PM (oAY8z)
===
That is a whole other segment of the Deflection Spectrum.
Before? Okay.
After? Uh Oh.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (2wRtc)
Oh there are a more than a few gals who are very interested in how the male anatomy works.... That is indeed fun. I love a curious gal.
A dirty, curious gal....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (8O3HH)
"for it is better to love, than to be loved."
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Hillary!!!>>> at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (O8Zsn)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 10:42 PM (S6Pax)
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Yes. "The Seat Was Not Made For Men ... Oh God , It's Running Onto The Floor , Dammit" scenario.
The worst.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:43 PM (2wRtc)
It's not like they can drive truck with crews down from Kentucky
Posted by: original jake at September 20, 2017 10:43 PM (/43JA)
And about the Lily Tomlin/Steve Martin thing. He had to teach her how to shake it afterwards, too, I remember.
Look it up, I remember I thought it was funny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH)
It's not like they can drive truck with crews down from Kentucky
Posted by: original jake at September 20, 2017 10:43 PM (/43JA)
The local Amish said, "Suck it up buttercups"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:44 PM (ZTRlp)
I told you all in the past about how when I tried KFC's Zinger sandwich, it zinged my colon.
Today I tried KFC's Nashville Hot chicken. It sent my colon to Memphis to sing the blues.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2017 10:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2017 10:38 PM (wPiJc)*
We do have Jim Croce. Just not the song about tugging on Superman's cape.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:45 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:45 PM (8bswC)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
"Oh, to hold you one more time!" now brings a completely different - um - image to mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:45 PM (Id9+8)
I explained to a lady friend once that it is not a precision instrument, more like trying to use a floppy girthy meat hose to wash your car.
Let us not cede territory already won!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 10:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:47 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
"Oh, to hold you one more time!" now brings a completely different - um - image to mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:45 PM (Id9+
Okay--now I'm laughing!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:47 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Dogs of wah wah at September 20, 2017 10:47 PM (IqV8l)
By some premise, her spirit got in his body, and she had control of one
half of his body.
There was a urinal scene where she had to aim it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:37 PM (8O3HH)
"BACK IN BOWL!"
I forget the name, but loved the movie.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:47 PM (Id9+8)
http://acidcow.com/pics/6190-worst-possible-date-ever-10-pics.html
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)
If that same professor taught that today he would be set on fire in front of the tower and drawn and quartered. It's kind of a bogus theory anyway.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something, longbow hobbyist at September 20, 2017 10:47 PM (wxBeA)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: profligatewaste at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (+yY4e)
It's not like they can drive truck with crews down from Kentucky
Posted by: original jake at September 20, 2017 10:43 PM (/43JA)
::shrug:: I'm sure the US will fly a bunch of people and equipment out, and I'm sure the military will help.
Frankly, the silver lining here for Puerto Rico is that their grid has been failing and bankrupt for years -- they're about to get a whole new electrical grid out of the deal for free, so...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (wmaTe)
Somebody with money is going to fly in a C-5 sized cargo jet filled with generators. (To sell at very high prices; plus shipping and handling)
Either that, or the island is FUBAR.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (m9X4Y)
That's about impossible for me.
And that was the trouble for a young man and the "curious girls". She goes to do it, and BAM! Can't pee.
Now, there'd be some lee time before ...... Did I say that out loud?.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH)
He had to teach her how to shake it afterwards, too, I remember.
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (8bswC)
Posted by: Frank Herbert at September 20, 2017 10:49 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2017 10:49 PM (eh0Va)
Yes! I remember it now. Some crazy Indian "swami", who put the soul the bowl. And he was fascinated with the toilet flushing. Just stayed in the bathroom and flushed the thing over and over to watch the water swirl.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:49 PM (8O3HH)
Bathroom equality is a thing with the femiNazi SJW types.
The complaint is that the women's bathrooms get clogged up at public facilities, but the men's are fine. So they want to force them to put more women's bathrooms in at the expense of men's rooms to even that out.
The trouble is women take too long to pee, and the lines back up.
There is a solution. It's a pee funnel thingy that allows women to pee standing up easily. So put urinals in the women's rooms with disposable funnel dispensers above them.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:28 PM (8O3HH)
My solution is "Go to hell. It's not my problem."
Then again, I've never been popular with the ladies.
Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2017 10:49 PM (sdi6R)
May our coming year be sweet with love and joy even more blessed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 10:50 PM (1MNDm)
He had to teach her how to shake it afterwards, too, I remember.
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (pNxlR)
What wrong with using toilet paper?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Somebody with money is going to fly in a C-5 sized cargo jet filled with generators. (To sell at very high prices; plus shipping and handling)
Oh great. The gouging debate to begin?
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:50 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Larry O'Donnel at September 20, 2017 10:50 PM (12AHt)
Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 20, 2017 10:52 PM (Se/yD)
Posted by: Tycho Brahe at September 20, 2017 10:52 PM (/qEW2)
Wow, besides the Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin movie, same title used in 2014 and now there is something in development with the same title.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:52 PM (8bswC)
Actually or dementially, whatever.
Just putting my 2¢ in on the ONT because they still let me.
Posted by: mindful webworker's demented mentality at September 20, 2017 10:52 PM (d/5DH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 10:52 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)*
Oh. Yeah. Your lady status is confirmed.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:52 PM (mZLmb)
Bearded Spock must have taken over for MisHum.
It is a good article though.
Posted by: browndog at September 20, 2017 10:52 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:53 PM (SBgDf)
There are actually studies that show that taking out whatever frustrations you have that leads you to enjoy "raping and killing" in GTA make you LESS likely to do so in real life.
Most of the people that carry out these kinds of acts are disturbed lunatics. They weren't made that way by playing video games.
I know, it's intellectually hard to be consistent about things, but you're not making progress by defending the 2nd while casting aspersions at the 1st.
Posted by: deadrody at September 20, 2017 10:53 PM (FvbGP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:53 PM (8bswC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 10:54 PM (oVJmc)
--
Nah, Arbitrage. Long a Wall Street big bank tradition, buy where it's cheap, sell where it's dear. People go to college to learn how to do it. Free Market Capitalism at its finest.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 20, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM (pNxlR)
What wrong with using toilet paper?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEN THEY'D BE GIVING UP THE ENTIRE ADVANTAGE OF HAVING A PENIS!
Posted by: MILEY, THE DUCHESS OF ROETHLESBURGER at September 20, 2017 10:54 PM (Id9+8)
men who buy round toilets, they must have small peckers
because oval toilets are way easier to navigat as a dude
(round toilets are for chicks)
Posted by: original jake at September 20, 2017 10:54 PM (/43JA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:55 PM (8bswC)
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2017 10:55 PM (12AHt)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)*
Oh. Yeah. Your lady status is confirmed.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:52 PM (mZLmb)
I suppose in the days before sat nav you refused to stop and ask for directions, too. Straight out of the Man Manual!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
gotta get back to watch the game, might miss an important play
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:56 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
the singer or the actor?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 20, 2017 10:56 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:56 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:56 PM (8bswC)
Posted by: deadrody at September 20, 2017 10:53 PM (FvbGP)
Did the gun change? Or did you, as a society, change?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:56 PM (ZTRlp)
Useless.
Seriously, there's something that retains a little bit in the urethra up high or something.
There's some muscle or something that just doesn't relax or something until 30 seconds or so after you think you've finished. You can try and try to get that lost drop or two out, but nope....
TMI, I know, but you asked..........
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mad Pooper at September 20, 2017 10:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: geoffb at September 20, 2017 10:57 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: MILEY, THE DUCHESS OF ROETHLESBURGER at September 20, 2017 10:54 PM (Id9+
Men are such...little boys!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
When you get old, you will learn the value of using Toilet Paper as panty liners.
It's like life hacks for geezers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 20, 2017 10:58 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
Boys will be boys until their peckers weigh a pound.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 10:58 PM (ZTRlp)
she coughed and she hacked.
She lost her ass on Election Day,
and she won't be comin' back!
Without Trump,
where would you be now?
Without Truuuuuuuuuuuump!
(harmonica solo)
Posted by: Trump Train Running at September 20, 2017 10:58 PM (3YxFh)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 10:55 PM (TdMsT)*
Why, yes.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 10:58 PM (mZLmb)
Marty DiBergi is gonna get to the bottom of Russia for us.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 10:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: his name is Robert Paulson at September 20, 2017 10:58 PM (++cZF)
But I remember while bringing up my son, who was given his first Dreamcast at age four, worrying a lot that soldiers' playing first person shooters was credited for overcoming their natural hesitance to pulling the trigger.
and i recall reading that head shots are much more common now. people don't shoot to wound, they execute.
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:58 PM (SBgDf)
Then we should have video games of all the vices and as wicked as possible if the studies say it helps lower the incidences of those vices.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 10:58 PM (LuKE7)
Meatloaf is the singer.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:56 PM (8bswC)
::shrug::
I was close.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 20, 2017 10:59 PM (wmaTe)
I wonder if Tucker will ask Meathead about the time he grabbed Mary Tyler Moore's ass back when he a teenager on the set of Dick Van Dyke?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:59 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:59 PM (8bswC)
The worst part of standing to pee at a toilet in the nighttime without there being lights on is this -
Do you hear the pee hitting the water in the bowl?
YES: It's all good - carry on!
NO: Do you feel splattering drops because you're way off target?
NO: It's good, but don't even think about trying to relocate the water in the bowl.
YES: Oh, shit! Resign yourself to a clean up session.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 11:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 10:59 PM (8bswC)
always
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 20, 2017 11:01 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 11:02 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 11:02 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 20, 2017 11:02 PM (O5Q3r)
Feeling grouchy tonight.
1) Have you ever been in a meeting where one person has an opinion on everything that comes up and thinks that they ought to express their view on each topic at great length?
2) I don't want to say all pickup drivers are assholes but most of the assholes on the road seem to drive pickups. Usually urban pickups, polished to a T, the beds of which have never carried a bale of hay or a sack of cement.
3) "Watch for motorcyles!" I'm told. Sure, when you don't split lanes, ride on the shoulder and weave through traffic at high speed.
To hell with everything. Good night, Horde. I'll feel better tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2017 11:03 PM (dmAeF)
Another part of the difference is the length of the urethra. Our urethra are pretty long, while women's are very short.
And ours has to curve around a bit, while women's is a straight shot. A short, straight shot.
We men get old, it tends to stop up. When women get old, they have trouble holding it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: geoffb at September 20, 2017 11:03 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 11:03 PM (8bswC)
Posted by: Corona at September 20, 2017 11:04 PM (zIb93)
No shame sitting in the dark to pee. Just be sure not to fall asleep.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 11:04 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: deadrody
I agree with your point about video games but I think you are missing the bigger picture. I too grew up with gun racks full of hunting rifles in the high school parking lot. Guys walking to school in ROTC uniforms carrying their rifles for target practice later. But I'll tell you what you did not see: Long running TV series' glorifying the MOB, Hip Hop and rap glorifying the thug life, drive by shootings, social workers arguing that gang members needed understanding instead of jail, massive social programs to pay and house unwed mothers, Cuban refugees deported at gunpoint, sneak and peak home invasions, SWAT teams serving warrants, ATF and FBI killing political enemies, Presidents who are actual Communists. It was never really a Leave it to Beaver world but it wasn't the decaying Roman Empire it is now.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something, longbow hobbyist at September 20, 2017 11:04 PM (wxBeA)
"Grasshopper, how is it you do not?"
Posted by: Kwai Chang at September 20, 2017 11:04 PM (12AHt)
Posted by: Albert Einstein at September 20, 2017 11:04 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 11:04 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2017 10:59 PM (oAY8z)
I would guess most women do not share that, um, philosophy!.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
She actually did that. Later. They were having some party -- reunion of the DVD cast, I think. I think this was in the '70s. Meathead was at the height of the All in the Family days, and MTM was coming off the MTM show. Sometime in the time frame.
She had Meathead come up to her and told him to go for it again, right in front of everybody. He finally did, and she did the "Oh, Rob!" thing.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:05 PM (8O3HH)
If girls were boys for the day:
http://tinyurl.com/y9qt5syd
Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 20, 2017 11:06 PM (+N8XP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2017 11:03 PM (dmAeF)
You'll enjoy tomorrow's art thread.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2017 11:06 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Master Kahn at September 20, 2017 11:06 PM (12AHt)
So all you people with bar degrees, you may call this the:
"Pro Hac(k) Vice" defense.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2017 11:06 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: cm9000 at September 20, 2017 11:07 PM (RGn0D)
Posted by: Corona at September 20, 2017 11:04 PM (zIb93)
Nothing will ever come close to that ONT episode.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 11:07 PM (ZTRlp)
you're lucky, the underwear does its job and it doesn't bleed through
your trousers"
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It hangs to the left! To the left, dammit! Why is my right thigh wet?!
Posted by: Corona at September 20, 2017 11:07 PM (zIb93)
Posted by: original jake at September 20, 2017 11:07 PM (/43JA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 11:07 PM (w1zJX)
Stalin, allegedly, had a prisoner to hold his peeing unit, wash his bum post business, and other such bathroom duties.
The prisoner's name was always 'Trotsky Number whatever' each being replaced/shot for whatever infraction.
Stalin supposedly got up to Trotsky Number 7 (possibly
before his major stroke...Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 20, 2017 11:07 PM (t3kPl)
"for it is better to love, than to be loved."
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (SBgDf)
Love is not being loved, love is loving.
Posted by: Rodney Whitaker in '1339 or So' at September 20, 2017 11:07 PM (822cZ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 20, 2017 11:08 PM (3YxFh)
Posted by: profligatewaste at September 20, 2017 10:48 PM
~~~~~
No need to spend extra money. Best tinkle targets are Cheerios. Impossible to sink, and nearly impossible to flush, so they last a long, long time.
Posted by: IrishEi Mom of all boys at September 20, 2017 11:08 PM (HiDrR)
your trousers"
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I don't recall that being a consideration when I was younger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 11:09 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:09 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Corona at September 20, 2017 11:09 PM (zIb93)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 11:10 PM (D8tcG)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (SBgDf)
>>Love is not being loved, love is loving.
"Love is a Battlefield" - Pat Benatar
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:10 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 11:09 PM (w1zJX)*
Hazard of turning 29.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 11:10 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 20, 2017 11:10 PM (3YxFh)
Posted by: A Lurker at September 20, 2017 11:11 PM (pwj77)
You know what I always say: A little song, a little dance, a little piss down your pants.
Posted by: Chuckles the Clown at September 20, 2017 11:11 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2017 11:11 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 11:11 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:11 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: cm9000 at September 20, 2017 11:12 PM (RGn0D)
They all do, actually.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:12 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
A portrait of Yoko Ono.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 11:11 PM (S6Pax)
Nooooooooo
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
255 Im sure one of Jim Croce's tunes included the line 'ya dont tug on supermans cape, ya dont piss into the wind'...
Posted by: A Lurker at September 20, 2017 11:11 PM (pwj77)
Which is another learning opportunity the penis conveys to men: adjusting one's aimto account for wind direction when relieving yourself outdoors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 11:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Trey at September 20, 2017 11:13 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 11:13 PM (pNxlR)
It's called Kentucky Windage
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 20, 2017 11:14 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Corona at September 20, 2017 11:04 PM (zIb93)
Nothing will ever come close to that ONT episode.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 11:07 PM (ZTRlp)*
Dammit!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Hate it when i miss fun stuff.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 11:14 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 20, 2017 11:14 PM (3YxFh)
Physics!
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2017 11:15 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: a moslem with rabies at September 20, 2017 11:15 PM (mJ8mX)
Physics!
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2017 11:15 PM (kuiuS
Airplanes vs Trees was physics lesson enough.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 11:15 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: EU Immigration at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (rnAwa)
252 >>"for it is better to love, than to be loved."
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (SBgDf)
>>Love is not being loved, love is loving.
"Love is a Battlefield" - Pat Benatar
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:10 PM (MQqS7)
Love is like oxygen.
The sweet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (Ri/rl)
What the Hades is wrong with you? Clicked through six pages so far and I can't seem to find the original music video for "Shadows of the Night."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (8bswC)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (dK9Ui)
Much better. One of my favorites of theirs.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:17 PM (1MNDm)
And a catheter.
Damn thing and that bag! Really made me miss pissing like a man. 2 weeks!
The cute and funny nurse that finally took it out almost made it worthwhile...
Posted by: Piss standing up at September 20, 2017 11:17 PM (zMaKf)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:17 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 20, 2017 11:17 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 11:18 PM (8bswC)
Those are not chairs at Vic's in that opening photo. If they were, his neighbor who cadges liquor off him would be seen rowing across the water for another "tetch".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 11:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 20, 2017 11:14 PM (3YxFh
LOL!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:19 PM (1MNDm)
If girls were boys for the day:
http://tinyurl.com/y9qt5syd
Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 20, 2017 11:06 PM (+N8XP)
This cracks me up every single time.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 11:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
He really needs some moar CowBell!!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 11:19 PM (S6Pax)
I don't know what you're talking about."
=====
Was a fantastic ONT years ago. It was like a visual Moron Horde travel from the US down through the center of the Earth only to arrive in the Gobi Desert of madness. What a trip.
Posted by: Corona at September 20, 2017 11:19 PM (zIb93)
Meathead is the actor.
Meatloaf is the singer.
Meatball is the song
https://youtu.be/li0qPwn4U8Y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
https://www.kicksonfire.com/vans-slip-on-grateful-dead-first-look/
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (1MNDm)
278 when there's a big MOMEE, do the people there post here and hang out with us as per usual?
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:17 PM (SBgDf)
They talk about those of us not there behind our backs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (D8tcG)
252 >>"for it is better to love, than to be loved."
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (SBgDf)
>>Love is not being loved, love is loving.
"Love is a Battlefield" - Pat Benatar
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:10 PM (MQqS7)
Love is like oxygen.
The sweet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (Ri/rl)
Love Stinks - J. Geils Band
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (8bswC)
It's on dailymotion.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (1MNDm)
[Ed. Yes I know I'm a weirdo.]
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:33 PM (Id9+
Ever see the movie Personal Best?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 20, 2017 11:21 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 11:21 PM (LuKE7)
Meathead is the actor.
Meatloaf is the singer.
Meatball is the song
https://youtu.be/li0qPwn4U8Y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Meatwad make the money, see?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ZWk6orEeA
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 20, 2017 11:21 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:17 PM (SBgDf)*
So, all the moron's will post of their big wins at roulette. All the single 'rons will go home Vegas married to hot women.
The 'ettes will just laugh 'cause they know the truth.
The rest of us will be jealous that we missed out on all the fun.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 11:21 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 20, 2017 11:21 PM (HaZvX)
252 >>"for it is better to love, than to be loved."
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (SBgDf)
>>Love is not being loved, love is loving.
"Love is a Battlefield" - Pat Benatar
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:10 PM (MQqS7)
Love is like oxygen.
The sweet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (Ri/rl)
Love Stinks - J. Geils Band
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
What's love got to do with it- Tina Turner
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:22 PM (Ri/rl)
Back to routine tomorrow.
Good night.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
I have to set my time machine two minutes ahead.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 11:23 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2017 11:15 PM
When a small plane crashes it is safe to bet it was overloaded and it was a hot day because, science.
See also- Keith Green
Posted by: Cuz I Got Nothing Else at September 20, 2017 11:23 PM (822cZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2017 11:23 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 11:24 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: Trey at September 20, 2017 11:24 PM (MQqS7)
They call me Mister Loaf!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 11:25 PM (HN0N1)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
Goodnight and feel better.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:25 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:25 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:25 PM (SBgDf)
https://youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2017 11:23 PM (rnAwa)
I just saw her a month ago.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:26 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: The Man in Black at September 20, 2017 11:26 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 11:26 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 11:27 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:25 PM (SBgDf)
Your love - the outfield
Josie's on a vacation far away.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:28 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Trey at September 20, 2017 11:24 PM (MQqS7)
Workin Man's Dead is a great album, one of their best.
American Beauty is probably my favorite, but WD, is great. New Speedway Boogie just makes me happy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:28 PM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 11:28 PM (8bswC)
Looks to me like the motorcycle dudes should have just cooled their jets and left things alone. Hard to say.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 11:28 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:28 PM (Ri/rl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QYTxozuVaY
Piss on the Wall.
Well, the Yanks hate the Reds
And the Greeks hate the Turks.
I really hate to say it, but they're all a buncha jerks.
Seems like everybody's shakin' 'cause the big ones bought to fall.
Me, I'm just tryin' to hold it steady while I piss on the wall.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:29 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:30 PM (Ri/rl)
https://youtu.be/N3xvr_ojJWE?t=18s
...Before being consigned to the Phantom Zone. Apologies to pseudonymous Zod, I know he's a fan of Terrence Stamp.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2017 11:30 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 11:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (LuKE7)
So urinals and funnels wouldn't eliminate the need for stalls.
They'd just be a weird bother.
Really weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (0jtPF)
Looks to me like the motorcycle dudes should have just cooled their jets and left things alone. Hard to say.
I'm guessing there were pleasantries exchanged between the leading motorcyclist and the truck driver during the time they were riding alongside each other and matters went downhill after that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (HN0N1)
only wanted a REAL repeal! Save Obamacare? Moi? Surely you jest!"
---
It's like he's on some sort of a vision quest like a knight of yore, looking for a pure virgin for a wife.
"You were kissed once by your male cousin? Not a pure virgin."
"You saw two dogs doing it in the stable? Not a pure virgin"
"You rode a horse once? Not a pure virgin."
"You heard a saucy limerick in town and didn't understand it? Not a pure virgin."
Instead he's searching for a pure repeal, which, like the pure virgin, may or may not exist. Rand might have all the time in the world to wait and search for his pure repeal, but in the meantime the rest of us cannot wait, since we're getting screwed 110 different ways by Obamacare.
Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (aT+Bx)
When a small plane crashes it is safe to bet it was overloaded and it was a hot day because, science.
See also- Keith Green
Posted by: Cuz I Got Nothing Else
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Or, an unqualified pilot in socked-in weather.
Posted by: John-john at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (w1zJX)
Oh, those 1970 Speedways were something else.
So were the 68 New Potato Caboose
...and how can you not love a a 1969 Alligator - > Caution -> Alligator?
Posted by: The Man in Black at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:32 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:33 PM (MQqS7)
When a small plane crashes it is safe to bet it was overloaded and it was a hot day because, science.
Global warming will have them dropping out of the sky left and right!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 11:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 11:33 PM (mZLmb)
Really weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (0jtPF)
Can you imagine carrying that around with you?
Gotta wash that thing constantly, it'd never dry properly. Just, eeeew.
Don't get me started on Diva Cups. I know a few chicks who like theirs, but good god.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:34 PM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2017 11:35 PM (i2KAN)
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 11:36 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 20, 2017 11:36 PM (t3kPl)
>> have to disrobe from the waist down
Those funnel devices eliminate they need. A women can use them wearing pants, and even with dresses on. It's a new trick that has to be learned, but it does work, and speed up the process.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:36 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2017 11:37 PM (i2KAN)
the expression "circle of friends" is said to have originated on the pioneer trail.
on the plains, there were few trees, so when a woman had to pee, her closest female friends would make a circle around her (facing outward of course) to make a portable pee place.
they were her circle of friends.
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:38 PM (SBgDf)
https://youtu.be/yMp9EZJrAbc
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 20, 2017 11:38 PM (3YxFh)
I'd spend more time at the sink,washing, drying and disinfecting that thing than I'd ever spend peeing.
If I go anywhere like a concert or something where the restroom line might get long, I do not have any liquids.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:40 PM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2017 11:40 PM (i2KAN)
When a small plane crashes it is safe to bet it was overloaded and it was a hot day because, science.
See also- Keith Green
Posted by: Cuz I Got Nothing Else
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Or, an unqualified pilot in socked-in weather.
Posted by: John-john at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (w1zJX)
Did anyone stop at the gas station?
Posted by: zombie john denver at September 20, 2017 11:40 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:38 PM (SBgDf)
That's pretty cute.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:41 PM (1MNDm)
Meathead is the actor.
Meatloaf is the singer.
Meatplow is the song
https://youtu.be/njWIYHNfOfM
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 20, 2017 11:42 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: John Wayne at September 20, 2017 11:42 PM (JO9+V)
Meatloaf is the singer.
Meatball is the song
https://youtu.be/li0qPwn4U8Y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (IqV8l)<<<
I thought Meatball is the margin busting, plaid map posting, former AoSHQ election guru/astronomy aficionado?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 11:42 PM (yX10m)
Posted by: Lizard Bleeder at September 20, 2017 11:43 PM (bc2Lc)
How about the disposable devices? Or this,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WhizBiz
It's hydrophobic, making water just slide right off, and all that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:38 PM (SBgDf) *
Notes timestamp.
Yes, this is ONT. Still learning new shit.
I love this place!
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 11:44 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 10:41 PM (SBgDf)
>>Love is not being loved, love is loving.
>>>"Love is a Battlefield" - Pat Benatar
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:10 PM (MQqS7)
Love is like oxygen.
The sweet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:16 PM (Ri/rl)
Love Stinks - J. Geils Band
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
What's love got to do with it- Tina Turner
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 20, 2017 11:22 PM (Ri/rl)<<<
Love in an Elevator.
Posted by: Aerosmith at September 20, 2017 11:44 PM (yX10m)
See also- Keith Green
Posted by: Cuz I Got Nothing Else
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Or, an unqualified pilot in socked-in weather.
Posted by: John-john at September 20, 2017 11:31 PM (w1zJX)
Did anyone stop at the gas station?
Posted by: zombie john denver
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How hard can it be?
Posted by: Harrison Ford at September 20, 2017 11:44 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2017 11:45 PM (rnAwa)
I hope they had #1 and #2 Circles.
I mean, I'd hate for some chick I hardly knew to be asking me to stand there while she dropped a deuce!?
Talk about Level Jumping...
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:46 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Harrison Ford at September 20, 2017 11:44 PM (w1zJX)
Golf courses are pretty damn soft.
Posted by: zombie john denver at September 20, 2017 11:46 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 11:46 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Toby Keith at September 20, 2017 11:46 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 20, 2017 11:47 PM (tRaq7)
Kinda makes me hungry for an ungrateful loaf of bread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2017 11:47 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:48 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Heart at September 20, 2017 11:49 PM (GzDYP)
No splashing. Although I have to share the credit, I suppose.
[Ed. Yes I know I'm a weirdo.]
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 10:33 PM
Huh. I have a current ladyfriend who has made this very same request. I demurred but will now reconsider, given the 'ettes favorable memories. You know, the whole bringing joy to others thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2017 11:50 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 11:50 PM (MQqS7)
Just had to go pay rent on the beer I drank this evening.
Thought about my HS physics class.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2017 11:50 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2017 11:47 PM (gIRsn)<<<
Had no idea you swung that way. NTTAWWT
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 11:51 PM (yX10m)
Aughhhhhh!!!!
On a happier note: Yay Moose! 37 Beats Balboni!
Posted by: Shopgirl at September 20, 2017 11:52 PM (GvoHQ)
Sitzpinklers, all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2017 11:55 PM (MGCfm)
>> very same request. I demurred but will now
>> reconsider
She got up the courage to ask, and you denied her... tsk, tsk.
Again, many gals are curious about things, you know how our stuff works and all that.
And, trust me, she may be very curious about other functions it performs......and want to explore that fully.
You'll have a lot of fun with a nice girl with a healthy curiosity.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:55 PM (8O3HH)
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Group of children singing a paen to Obama. Strictly the kid's idea.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 11:56 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 11:34 PM (1MNDm)
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And yuck too!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 11:56 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Benny Hill at September 20, 2017 11:57 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at September 20, 2017 11:57 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Pandora's Box aka gumdrop gorilla at September 20, 2017 11:58 PM (+N8XP)
Posted by: BB King at September 20, 2017 11:58 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Zombie Lizard King at September 20, 2017 11:59 PM (MQqS7)
Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 11:59 PM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at September 20, 2017 11:59 PM (GdgAM)
Rain. On. Me.
Posted by: Roger Daltry at September 20, 2017 11:59 PM (MQqS7)
Would this be a bad time to mention that, besides peeing trajectories, physics involves just a teeny weeny bit of math?
Or, following this logic, girls should be better at fishing?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:00 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
I'm a married woman and I have 8 brothers and, as such, have washed a few pairs of men's underwear in my time and all I can say is, all y'all might be fine with pee drops and worse all over your draws, but I sure as Hell am not about to go toting around some pee cup in my handbag, hydrophobic or otherwise.
My handbag, seriously? Something I pee all over?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:00 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: partridge family at September 21, 2017 12:00 AM (ZTRlp)
Fucking youngsters these days. Lacking in drinking etiquette. Trying to coach these people is a hard slog.
Posted by: otho at September 21, 2017 12:00 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2017 12:01 AM (t3kPl)
What's the over/under on the percentage of those adults who have criminal records? Dropped out of high school?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:01 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Robert Plamer at September 21, 2017 12:01 AM (yX10m)
Posted by: mindful webworker's unintended consequences at September 21, 2017 12:01 AM (d/5DH)
Anything you can do, I can do better!
Posted by: Kaitlyn Jenner at September 21, 2017 12:01 AM (MQqS7)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 11:55 PM (8O3HH)
She just said 'sometime' and I said I would think about it. Figured (perhaps wrongly) that at the ripe old age of 29 such matters were for the younger set.
Like Susan Dey and William Katt (Greatest American Hero) in the 1977 movie First Love.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2017 12:02 AM (JO9+V)
Have the pretty strong impression that almost everyone here has barely felt the effects of O-care. 20% premium increases? Some disruption in networks? There are close to 20 million who can only dream of such a paradise. Try the "individual" market. 400% increases (in the first year alone). More increases since (for those who have not simply opted to go naked - for the first time in their lives). Yes, all true - though more secret than stealth technology was in the 80s (no press, and unless it affects you, today --- what? haven't heard of that!)
The "phased" approach (which this bill could be part of) has lacked credibility from the outset, due to both the GOPe/Congress AND the administration.
Neither side is forcing show-downs or accountable big votes on this. Trump has sounded like he'll sign *anything* put in front of him, and continues to prop up the tiny, ridiculous subsidized O-care system with illegal payments; you know Congress' story.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2017 12:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at September 21, 2017 12:02 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Living Colour at September 21, 2017 12:03 AM (MQqS7)
Until she wolfs down wedding cake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2017 12:03 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:04 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2017 12:04 AM (JO9+V)
>> some pee cup in my handbag,
LOL. Okay, okay, I'm not gonna put a gun to your head.
Just don't come cryin' to me about bathroom congestion and all that.
Engineers have created a solution.
You can lead a horse to water, but you ..... can't make him pee?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 21, 2017 12:04 AM (8O3HH)
I haven't had Health Insurance since Obama pissed in my Individual, Gold Plated Cadillac Wheaties.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:05 AM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Guns N' Roses at September 21, 2017 12:05 AM (yX10m)
Posted by: The O'Jays at September 21, 2017 12:06 AM (MQqS7)
We would expect no different from our resident rebel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2017 12:07 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 12:08 AM (H5knJ)
But hey, why not? Emulating the most repugnant, idiotic, vile scum on Earth is now the new teen craze with "progressives" - vandalizing history and monuments, and this newest thing is a nice echo of ISIS having children murdering hostages (on video). Same mentality.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2017 12:08 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Donovan at September 21, 2017 12:09 AM (w1zJX)
Rain. On. Me.
Posted by: Roger Daltry at September 20, 2017 11:59 PM (MQqS7)[
Reign. O'er. Me.
God, if I could only sing my own stuff I wouldn't need to explain all this to a bollocks like you.
Posted by: Pete Townsend at September 21, 2017 12:09 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2017 12:07 AM (ZTRlp)
They take a knee to protest against the Flag and the National Anthem.
Do they take a knee to protest against EBT?
It's a rhetorical question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:11 AM (SRKgf)
Rain. On. Me.
Posted by: Roger Daltry at September 20, 2017 11:59 PM (MQqS7)[
Reign. O'er. Me.
God, if I could only sing my own stuff I wouldn't need to explain all this to a bollocks like you.
Posted by: Pete Townsend at September 21, 2017 12:09 AM (gIRsn)
Warblgarbl!
Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at September 21, 2017 12:13 AM (JO9+V)
It's a rhetorical question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:11 AM (SRKgf)<<<
Yes. The payments are too... low!
We get that right, coach?
Posted by: exploited kids football team at September 21, 2017 12:13 AM (yX10m)
When I was in Washington after he filibustered for 13 hours against Xpresident's use of drones, I went to his office and got one of his cards for my momento box.
talk about a strong bladder. he must have had one then at least.
Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2017 12:13 AM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Pete Townsend at September 21, 2017 12:09 AM (gIRsn)
Stick to child porn, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:14 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:14 AM (MQqS7)
It's a rhetorical question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:11 AM (SRKgf)
Yes. The payments are too... low!
We get that right, coach?
Posted by: exploited kids football team at September 21, 2017 12:13 AM (yX10m)
Eliminate EBT. If you don't work, you - and your family, such as it is - don't eat.
Watch 99.99% of bullshit evaporate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:15 AM (SRKgf)
THIS! Yes, Mis Hum, you have just described the perfect pizza and the 3 must-have toppings.
Don't give me any of this thick crust or pineapple shit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 21, 2017 12:15 AM (P8951)
Oh sure, call me a horse....
I don't complain about congestion. It's just one of those things. And if it gets too bad, I go in the men's room.
I have never done it at a huge place like a stadium, but at smaller venues, I will holler in, wait til it's empty, ask nicely and post a guard.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:15 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:15 AM (MBy/E)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:16 AM (P8951)
These daysm I think you'd be better off mandating 2003 era Flip Phones for all people on Public Assistance.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:17 AM (MQqS7)
>> then at least.
Read about ol' Strom Thurmond, our late former senior senator, who holds the record for a (real, talking) filibuster.
He used a catheter. And he had arrangements made with staff if had to do something else. It involved a blanket and a bucket.
Ol' Strom was gonna take a dump on the Senate floor if he had to.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 21, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:17 AM (MBy/E)
Posted by: Roger Daltr
Reign. O'er. Me.
Posted by: Pete Townsend
S'OK.
There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted by: CCR at September 21, 2017 12:17 AM (zMaKf)
Posted by: Dean Martin at September 21, 2017 12:18 AM (yX10m)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:17 AM (MQqS7)
These days I think you'd be better off mandating 1950 pay phones for all people on Public Assistance.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:17 AM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:19 AM (SRKgf)
You guys are so silly
Even pissing is a competition!Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:20 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 12:20 AM (w1zJX)
Until she wolfs down wedding cake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 21, 2017 12:03 AM (ZTRlp)
---
scientifically proven to kill a woamn's sex drive with one serving.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 12:21 AM (BHU1I)
Posted by: Roger Daltr
Reign. O'er. Me.
Posted by: Pete Townsend
S'OK.
There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted by: CCR at September 21, 2017 12:17 AM (zMaKf)<<<
Relax everyone. Don't get...
Revved up like a douche.
Posted by: Manfred Mann at September 21, 2017 12:21 AM (yX10m)
I am not overly picky about any of it, altho' I do not like mushrooms or bell pepper, but I am happy to pick them off if I'm sharing a pie with some lost soul who needs them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:21 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 12:20 AM (w1zJX)
Under water, in every sense of the phrase.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:21 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Jacque Cousteau at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (3JQ/p)
How are you lady?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:21 AM (1MNDm)
I love 'em both, along with pepperoni, onion and black olives ... and anchovies even.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (SRKgf)
390 Love rears up, its ugly head.
Posted by: Living Colour
I forgot how hard their "Cult of Personality" rocks.
I remember now!
Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (SBgDf)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (P8951)
Unless you're a filthy hipster.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:23 AM (MBy/E)
THIS! Yes, Mis Hum, you have just described the perfect pizza and the 3 must-have toppings.
Don't give me any of this thick crust or pineapple shit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V
-------------
Just stay away from the kelp pizza. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 12:23 AM (w1zJX)
I LOVE the Time's Up Album.
So much good stuff on there...and Queen Latifah!
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:23 AM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:24 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at September 21, 2017 12:24 AM (yX10m)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (MQqS7)
And Tammy's Pie likes you right back!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:24 AM (1MNDm)
1st stop for more coffee. 210 miles down, just under 1,000 to go. Averaging about 80+ out here.
Later folks.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 12:25 AM (i+fad)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:25 AM (MBy/E)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (MQqS7)
And Tammy's Pie likes you right back!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:24 AM (1MNDm)
Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (MBy/E)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (P8951)
"Hurricane Maria today swept across Puerto Rico, leaving tens of thousands homeless, without power, or otherwise affected, and causing an estimated $187 in property damage"
It WAS framed as a question.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:25 AM (MBy/E)
Miss me with pineapple. I'm good with everything else you mentioned.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (P8951)
They also get fixated on going to the bathroom to conquer the paper or whatever you use. I always used Cheerios.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (1MNDm)
Anything involving the... youknowwhat.
*
Now I want pizza.
Posted by: mindful webworker's susceptibility at September 21, 2017 12:27 AM (d/5DH)
Posted by: abby at September 21, 2017 12:28 AM (eZot3)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (MBy/E)
Dude, we are playing with the phrasing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:28 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2017 12:28 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Led Zeppelin at September 21, 2017 12:28 AM (MQqS7)
I remember reading some comment here that "Phrasing" was officially over or something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 21, 2017 12:29 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2017 12:29 AM (QDnY+)
I don't mind anchovies. Don't care if I ever eat any again, but I don't have to pick them off.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:29 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: DonnaV sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:22 AM (P8951)
They also get fixated on going to the bathroom to conquer the paper or whatever you use. I always used Cheerios.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (1MNDm)<<<
I use targets with Dem politicians.
Posted by: the MFM caricature of Sarah Palin at September 21, 2017 12:29 AM (yX10m)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (MBy/E)
Dude, we are playing with the phrasing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:28 AM (1MNDm)
So how come no mention of "pulled pork" on a pizza?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:29 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:29 AM (MQqS7)
You guys are so silly Even pissing is a competition!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V
Never did pee ball. We did do numbers!
Roman numerals, I,II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX
Posted by: Little boys in the snow at September 21, 2017 12:30 AM (zMaKf)
Occasionally, I'll order from the local New York-style place, and I like their pizza with sausage, beef and green chiles.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 21, 2017 12:30 AM (3YxFh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:29 AM (1MNDm)
For whatever reason, I quite like them. I rarely get them, of course, because few other people will stand for it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 21, 2017 12:30 AM (SRKgf)
Several womyns around here commonly refer to me as a mule (as in stubborn as), as well as a jackass. And some other animal comparisons, depending on their mood.
My "shit eating grin" as some put it, makes them think of jackasses, they say sometimes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 21, 2017 12:31 AM (8O3HH)
I"ll be thinking of and praying for you all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:31 AM (1MNDm)
an expert at pissing in gales.
He could piss in a jar
from the top gallant spar,
without even wetting the sails!
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at September 21, 2017 12:31 AM (3pGfC)
I don't like black olives or onions usually - both have flavors that take over the pie. I've never had anchovies, but I'd try it.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 12:32 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:32 AM (MQqS7)
at a family reunion picnic in the city park 20 years ago, my little boy needed to go. he'd just learned to pee outside, probably about 3.5. his dad told him to go over there to those bushes and go. he runs 50 yards away, way across a green space, pulls his pants down, and stands there peeing in the open, his little white butt for all to see, shining in the sun.
we all just died smiling.
Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2017 12:32 AM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at September 21, 2017 12:32 AM (IqV8l)
They don't need cooking. Just a little heat.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:33 AM (MQqS7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:34 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: geoffb at September 21, 2017 12:35 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2017 12:36 AM (SBgDf)
What kind of Snapple tea do you like?!
I don't like premade tea.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:37 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2017 12:37 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2017 12:38 AM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:39 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 12:40 AM (dCikz)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2017 12:26 AM (MBy/E)
Kirk: "Chekov, set Phrasers to Stun!"
...
Muldoon: "Aye Cap'n, but Chekov has czeched out. I have set the Phrasers to PUN."
Kirk: Muldoon, your agonizer, please.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2017 12:40 AM (MGCfm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:40 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 21, 2017 12:32 AM (H5knJ)
If you think olives and onions take over a pie, wait until you try anchovies. Salty fish kind of overrides everything else.
I like a good white pizza, and I don't mind peppers or pepperoni on pizza. I like slices of fresh tomato too, provided the tomato is ripe.
But onions, mushrooms and sausage remain the perfect combo for me and must haves on a regular (not white) pizza. I love black olives, but to me they just don't taste right on pizza.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:40 AM (P8951)
He was stubborn and liked to argue. However, they say I'm the spittin' image of my grandfather, so much like him it's spooky, and make them believe in reincarnation, but that I've got the stubborn streak more like Uncle Walter.
I never knew either of them, they were dead before I was born.
Uncle Walter they said used to argue, and one fellow one time, said, "Walter, your're right. You've changed my mind. I agree with you". They said Uncle Water then said, "No, you were right!" and began arguing the other side.
Uncle Walter's wife died fairly young, and he lived a long life afterwards by himself. He didn't want a phone when those came around. And he though Social Security was the Mark of the Beast.
He kept a couple of mules out in his barn, even after he no longer had any use for them. Too old. They said he actually loved to go out and "argue", fuss with those mules.
He met his end one night. Late one night that barn caught fire. Uncle Walter's remains were found in the ashes.
They figured out what happened. He saw the fire and ran out to save his mules. He did get them out, but didn't make it himself. He died with his boots on, fighting that blaze, I'm sure. But he saved his mules. And got himself killed.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 21, 2017 12:40 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:40 AM (1MNDm)
Yep. Can be very good .
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:41 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:42 AM (1MNDm)
Utterly off topic, is it completely juvenile/idiotic/dumbassery for a middle aged guy to give the slightly less middle aged woman he has become enamored with over the last 6 months a promise ring? Yes she reciprocates and no there are no restraining orders involved. Asking for a friend.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2017 12:42 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: geoffb at September 21, 2017 12:42 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:31 AM (1MNDm)
Thank you Tammy. You're good people.
Goodnight, horde.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: stupid friggin' loss tonight ,Crew at September 21, 2017 12:43 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:43 AM (1MNDm)
...and a few thin slices Prosciuto on half, please.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2017 12:44 AM (MQqS7)
Jim that was very funny funny funny!
hey, country boy sounds pretty excited doesn't he? hope he has fun in LV.
Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2017 12:44 AM (SBgDf)
Utterly off topic, is it completely juvenile/idiotic/dumbassery for a middle aged guy to give the slightly less middle aged woman he has become enamored with over the last 6 months a promise ring? Yes she reciprocates and no there are no restraining orders involved. Asking for a friend.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2017 12:42 AM (t3kPl)
Promise ring? is that what they're calling fur lined handcuffs now?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 12:44 AM (dCikz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 12:46 AM (dCikz)
http://tinyurl.com/yaxw4pqe
Many in the final days leading up to the inaugural.
Posted by: geoffb at September 21, 2017 12:46 AM (zOpu5)
That is just beyond sweet and put tears in my eyes. God bless him.
Don't you go to buying any mules now, hear?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:46 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 12:44 AM (dCikz)
Ball and chain...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2017 12:46 AM (t3kPl)
But hey, why not? Emulating the most repugnant, idiotic, vile scum on Earth is now the new teen craze with "progressives" - vandalizing history and monuments, and this newest thing is a nice echo of ISIS having children murdering hostages (on video). Same mentality.
Posted by: rhomboid
Not so much progressives ... more like future dindus of America.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 12:46 AM (/qEW2)
I think it's cool, and I wish you both the best.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 21, 2017 12:47 AM (3YxFh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 12:47 AM (dCikz)
I would be utterly enchanted, but I am a sentimental old fool.
I say absolutely go for it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:47 AM (1MNDm)
Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2017 12:47 AM (SBgDf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2017 12:48 AM (dCikz)
Posted by: booknlass at September 21, 2017 12:49 AM (SBgDf)
Good night, lovey.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:49 AM (1MNDm)
Sadly for the male of the species, only brothers.
Ya'll held my hand and passed me USB booze when my previous relationship went down in flames in 2014. I value your thoughts.
Except that one troll guy. He's a dick.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2017 12:51 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 21, 2017 12:51 AM (1MNDm)
I wouldn't do too well with them, I don't think.
There's a guy around here -- likes to do things the old way, old fashioned, into antiques and old stuff, who bought himself a mule. It's been a while. Anyway, he was training that mule to plow and all that sorts of stuff.
And he wanted to use some of the land all around to "walk" the thing, and all that. They've got a bunch of land themselves, but wanted to go all around the neighbors and all that. We were glad to let him.
Anyway, we were out in the shop, and here he comes up with that mule. It was a she, named "Rosie".
For some reason, Rosie wanted to get frisky with me. Sticking her snout in my back when I wasn't looking.
No, I don't think I'd gee haw too well with a mule.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 21, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)
They figured out what happened. He saw the fire and ran out to save his mules. He did get them out, but didn't make it himself. He died with his boots on, fighting that blaze, I'm sure. But he saved his mules. And got himself killed.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
And now you know
the rest
of the story.
Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at September 21, 2017 12:54 AM (IqV8l)
Another thing Rosie did was scratch her back. The darn thing just lied down on the ground, rolled over and started wallowing around.
They explained she was just scratching her back. She was young, still frisky and sort of unruly. That was all part of the training, to get that out of her.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 21, 2017 12:55 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 21, 2017 12:56 AM (IG7jB)
Posted by: Zombie Bing Crosby at September 21, 2017 12:56 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Electric Fence at September 21, 2017 12:59 AM (Ni7q6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 01:00 AM (BHU1I)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 21, 2017 01:01 AM (l9m7l)
Night, all!
FIFM
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 21, 2017 01:02 AM (yX10m)
Posted by: Zombie Bing Crosby at September 21, 2017 12:56 AM (IqV8l)
That's Rayciss! (pro forma)
... and the Angel of the Lord came to them and said: "Pizza on Earth, good will towards men!"
*shuffles off to the flames of hell, comforted only by the thought that it's the same temp as a wood fired 550 degree pizza oven*
mmmmm....pizza!
/homersimpson
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2017 01:02 AM (MGCfm)
Ahh.. Jim Croce.. voice like butter! I used to do his Time in a Bottle
when I was doing the pub circuit in the 70's/80's... what a loss.. damn
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2017 11:35 PM (i2KAN)
That was the song my Tim chose for us.
Never enough time. Or bottles.
I'm out for the night folks - only 4 hours of sleep last night, so I need 6 tonight. Be well.
Posted by: MILEY, THE DUCHESS OF ROETHLESBURGER at September 21, 2017 01:09 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2017 01:10 AM (Id9+8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 01:12 AM (BHU1I)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 01:13 AM (BHU1I)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2017 01:10 AM (Id9+
SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE OFF WITH THE STOLEN SOCK IN MY WASH AND NOW I HAVE AN ODD SOLO SOCK WITH NO MATCH FOR THE PAIR!
Posted by: BEN SOCKLESSBURGER at September 21, 2017 01:13 AM (MGCfm)
stupid fingers
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 01:13 AM (BHU1I)
Got it. Will respond tomorrow, either email or Moron Bat Fone. Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2017 01:19 AM (MGCfm)
http://www.westhuntstocks.com/whatwedo.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 01:24 AM (BHU1I)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 21, 2017 01:31 AM (z2W2E)
Also, the fat Okie wasn't the one who administered the beat-down: the other pickup driver was. I also see that several pickup drivers with good ole boys arrived on the scene, and the bikers' crests drooped pretty fast when they saw they'd get a lickin'.
The fat Okie's parting comment was to tell the boys to "enjoy themselves" and that he "prayed for everybody."
But he's fat. And an Okie. And yeah, a hothead.
Posted by: Beverly at September 21, 2017 01:46 AM (XCrXS)
All the Best to ALL...
The Legions of Ron's and Ette's deserve nothing less.
The Force is Strong round these parts.....
Winnin NEVER, EVER gets old......
Take Care and Have a Good One Y'all,
HBK
Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 21, 2017 01:46 AM (ZOOUM)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 21, 2017 01:52 AM (J2oJa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 01:55 AM (BHU1I)
Dude, you've got to meet my new next door neighbor. Moved in with seven bikes in the garage. Just sold a rather choice Ducati, but the rest of the stable is a rather cromulent collection of radical bike-etude.
This is bourbon and cigar on the porch territory, y'heah?
Lone Star Rally. It's a thing. Keep me advised?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2017 01:57 AM (MGCfm)
1st stop for more coffee. 210 miles down, just under 1,000 to go. Averaging about 80+ out here.
Later folks.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 12:25 AM (i+fad)
I have dropped anchor in Helena, MT for the night. Truck is running fine, but there's no way I'd have stayed awake as far as Idaho Falls. Besides, I have a Studebaker radiator to deliver to a friend here.No trouble at the border. In fact, the border agent gave Pogo a dog biscuit. Said she reminded him of his Walker Coon |Hound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2017 02:01 AM (r0bHR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 02:06 AM (rb1zT)
http://www.westhuntstocks.com/whatwedo.html
Posted by: redc1c4
300 Weatherby Magnum?
Nope.
Absolutely Not!
Their work is not worthy on a rifle for big game.
Must Spend Moar Money!
Posted by: Moose, elk, brown bear at September 21, 2017 02:10 AM (zMaKf)
It also helped, and perhaps partially inspired [Panopoulos], that it was in the 1950s and 1960s when not only pizza was beginning to come into its own in North America, but a very Americanized version of "Tiki" culture was also sweeping through the region. It popularly started with millions of young men returning home from the Pacific Theater after experiencing South Pacific culture for the first time. Soon barrels of rum, girls in hula skirts, and tiki torches were a popular entertaining form of escapism and relaxation. Of course, the North American version of tiki culture then and now bears little resemblance to the real thing, and the actual origins are very religious in nature. This has led some who feel the whole thing is more than a little culturally offensive to compare it to, say, having fruity alcoholic beverages complete with umbrellas and cross straws, all served in drinking glasses made in the shape of Jesus' and Muhammad's heads, perhaps throwing in some Buddha statues and calling the whole thing "Jewish Culture", just to make it more analogous to the mishmash that is tiki bars.
leftists crap all over everything they come into contact with. Even the pizza.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 02:13 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2017 02:06 AM (rb1zT)
Thank you kindly. Enjoying a Harvest Moon Pigs Ass Porter, brewed in Belt, MT. It is yummy. I aim to get beyond Salt Lake City tomorrow. Maybe Nephi, maybe St. George if I am making good time. But Vegas is too far for me to get there in one day from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2017 02:14 AM (r0bHR)
.300 Wby Mag?
This is not recoil. Is tickle.
.458 Win Mag is the early threshold as to "recoil". And it only goes up from there.
Put it this way. .460 Wthby Mag. recoil damn near puts .458 Win Mag into the .22 Mag territory.
Don't even speak to me of the .577 H&H Nitro.
I've seen it fired. Have not shot one myself.
I would, but then again, I'm a Moron.
Suffice to say. It. Is. EXTREME.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
*break*
hasta la nite nite Horde!
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2017 02:15 AM (MGCfm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 02:13 AM (/qEW2)
I took that as a subtle mocking of the Left's love affair with the notion of "cultural appropriation".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2017 02:17 AM (r0bHR)
Pizza, one of my favorite subjects. Don't mind Hawaiian pizza, but rarely make it myself. One of my favorites is caramelized onion, goat cheese, and a little coarse sea salt. No sauce, just a bit of olive oil brushed onto the crust. Use lots of onions because they cook down a lot when you caramelize them. Slice them really thin.
Posted by: Average Guy at September 21, 2017 02:25 AM (hWzg1)
Reading the original NPR article, you may be right. But I can't tell these days.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 02:31 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 02:34 AM (i+fad)
But nothing beats a classic pepperoni on a really thin cracker crust.
Posted by: Gem at September 21, 2017 02:43 AM (uaHyk)
until then, i'll have to make do with the Barrett 416 and the Steyr 460, but those have muzzle brakes
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 02:43 AM (BHU1I)
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might as well just eat the box it was delivered in.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 02:45 AM (BHU1I)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 02:49 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 02:51 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 03:02 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 03:08 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 03:18 AM (sf2BM)
Pizza purism v pizza variants that exceed the boundaries of the definition of pizza ...
remind me of 2017 making an almond butter and pure-fruit jam sandwich on toasted rye, and it is in spirit the same 1957 Peter Pan - Welch's - Wonder Bread treat of my youth.
It's all good.
Posted by: mindful webworker's attempt at socialization at September 21, 2017 03:19 AM (gPTe0)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 03:22 AM (BHU1I)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 03:25 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2017 03:31 AM (BHU1I)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 11:25 PM (HN0N1)
Way back, there was a NYSlimes review of a Meatloaf concert. In true NYSlimes style guide fashion, on the first time mentioning the performer, they called him 'Meatloaf'. Thereafter, they referred to him as 'Mr. Loaf'.
Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2017 03:33 AM (G6dXP)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 03:36 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 21, 2017 02:25 AM (hWzg1)
When I make a batch of hot dog onions (the kind I the red sauce), I start with six large Spanish onions. I don't slice them too thin as I'd end up with pureed onion. I slice them a little thicker, sweat them down (without oil), then cook them with the tomato sauce and seasonings and spices for hours until I get onion pudding. My hot dog onions never fall off the hot dog onto one's shirt, as is right and proper.
Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2017 04:00 AM (G6dXP)
an expert at pissing in gales.
He could piss in a jar
from the top gallant spar,
without even wetting the sails!
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at September 21, 2017 12:31 AM (3pGfC)
Wow. Kudos.
Posted by: m at September 21, 2017 04:01 AM (9egmK)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 04:04 AM (ghofu)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 04:10 AM (ghofu)
That would be different.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 21, 2017 04:14 AM (sf2BM)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2017 04:36 AM (ghofu)
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 21, 2017 05:01 AM (i+fad)
Posted by: Molly k. at September 21, 2017 05:31 AM (4q3Cz)
540 @538 it says 1 serving of 10g has 25g of fiber. That can't be right.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2017 03:02 AM (/qEW2)
Dare you to question SCIENCE? Big plans are afoot to create a perpetual motion machine from this heretofore unknown mass generating miracle!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 06:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: wing at September 21, 2017 06:14 AM (BzFtl)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2017 06:20 AM (hyuyC)
I see TS Jose has decided to hang offshore of MA for the next five days and do little more than generate high seas.
Surf's up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 06:21 AM (pNxlR)
One Colorado woman's persistence finally paid off after 30 years of playing the exact same lottery numbers -- she won a $133.2 million Powerball jackpot.
Recouping her losses for the past 30 years.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 21, 2017 06:31 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 21, 2017 06:33 AM (kKwi8)
One Colorado woman's persistence finally paid off after 30 years of playing the exact same lottery numbers -- she won a $133.2 million Powerball jackpot.
I am reminded of a Letter to the Editor of a newspaper in Virginia (or it may have been the Washington Compost) back when Virginia began running a lottery. The author from Roanoke noted that there had been many winners, with most of them from either the vicinity of Richmond, Washington DC, or Norfolk-Virginia Beach, the major population centers of the state. The writer's seemingly earnest question was, "When would SW Virginia's turn come to have a lottery winner?"
Random number drawings: how do they work?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 06:43 AM (pNxlR)
Random number drawings: how do they work?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 06:43 AM (pNxlR)
Right from the lefty playbook: The equality of outcomes versus the equality of opportunity.
Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2017 06:46 AM (G6dXP)
Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2017 06:47 AM (bfUpy)
Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2017 06:49 AM (bfUpy)
Random number drawings: how do they work?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2017 06:43 AM (pNxlR)
Obviously, Powerball is one thing. But I've read of a woman -- you'd have to consider her a professional gambler -- in my state who had some sort of 'system' for buying scratch off lottery tickets and would travel all over the state, noticing where past winners had purchased and avoiding those locations, keying on areas that had not had a winner.
Impossible to determine the extent of her losses, but she won a couple million by her determination. Apparently perhaps, the state 'seeds' winners by location by some sort of formula.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 21, 2017 06:53 AM (EgwCt)
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