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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/19/17) Abbreviated Edition

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by pancakes.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. It is what it is. ONT tips? petmorons at gmail thingy. Other tidbits to Mr. Ace himself.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:01 PM




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1 I've been had!!!

*Bows to Walter Freeman*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Pancake girl - looks cute.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (fA1SL)

3 I got drunk with the Iron Butterfly drummer in Grand Junction one time.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (zLDYs)

4 *demands paper comment slips*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (3Vlkn)

5

19th National Nervous Breakdown

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (IqV8l)

6 Pancakes pillow.

Works for me.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (s5Kql)

7 Hmm....

Playing with the time machine again?

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (sf2BM)

8
Pancake girl need some syrup.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (8O3HH)

9 Shut it fast!

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (Ae45Z)

10 Pancakes?

https://youtu.be/gB-d9aDWBPI

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (R2RYK)

11
This sounds like rock and/or roll.

Posted by: otho at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (qGuLD)

12 Now THAT was a willowing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (6FqZa)

13 Caption: "Trigglypuff, the week before"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (6FqZa)

14 Butterface

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (O5Q3r)

15 4 *demands paper comment slips*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (3Vlkn)

Funny how your stamp was a full minute before I posted the ONT.

Your comment was deleted.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (ZTRlp)

16 Dudes... Walter Freeman had the "First" post.

I'll not accept "charity", especially after I talked smack on the last thread.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (Ckg4U)

17 Needs more Long Cat.

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (zIb93)

18 It's a very nice gesture for that gal to use her face to keep those pancakes warm. Thoughtful, even.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (0ogQG)

19 I done told ya I ain't taped nuttin

Posted by: JEF at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (Oafb1)

20 Trump exploded quite a few heads today. Good for him and us.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (ivy+W)

21 8. Heh.....working on it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (fA1SL)

22 What's that picture of at the top? Disco balls or some kind of deep-water bioluminescent sea life?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

23 Cat???

http://www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/cat-who-walks-through-walls/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (R2RYK)

24 Cake girl > pancake girl. Cake girl has a better smile.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (rXkis)

25 Are Bisquick pancakes the best?

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (7l5V0)

26 LOL @ "Rocket Man". Trump does know how to troll.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

27 I'd butter her pancakes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

28 Soon Kim Tu Phat is going to be "The Man Who Fell To Earth"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (6FqZa)

29 That reminds me. I saw part of a Love Boat episode on METV the other night and there was some chick on there with a tight shirt and they had BLURRED OUT HER NIPS! I couldn't believe it. How do you get a job like that?

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (UdKB7)

30 Like I said. The only reason for pancakes is as a maple syrup sponge.

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (+WXeq)

31 Every time I pour my HEART into typing some profound, & possibly immortal, prose?

New fuckin' thread! Story o' my life.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (uqdlV)

32 If those were real pancakes, they would be dripping with maple surple.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (pvjTE)

33 Disco Balls in a garden of eden pancake face plant


what'd I win?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (m9X4Y)

34 Looks pretty nipply up there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (6FqZa)

35 Girl is obviously carb-loading in anticipation of a marathon session with me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (fA1SL)

36 Since I conjured the ONT's appearance (thanks as ever MisHum), I'll re-post this from the end of the last thread -

No, "illegal alien" is better. Foreign national is correct, but ambiguous, since one can have legal status, or not.

blaster
I'm almost allowing myself to believe that the Mueller idiocy will
indeed blow up, to encompass the astounding surveillance story. Almost.

But
recall: there is no press, there is barely a GOP/WH "party" in the
Beltway, the judiciary (and most of DOJ) are not professional, have no
integrity, and get to play to an unbelievably dumbed-down populace (the
only sort that wouldn't laugh/jeer the whole Mueller investigation
concept into oblivion from the get-go).

Oh, Sessions mumbling and
mewling in Portlandia about "sanctuary" crap. I am at the point where I
think nobody in the administration actually understands how the
government works, how appropriations work, how Congress exercises its
control over policy. And they are pretty dim, or don't care, about their
immigration/rule of law agenda. Because they've done almost nothing
about it, despite many tools sitting there on the table in front of
them, and the political wind (more like a gale) at their back.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (QDnY+)

37 Manafort is going to own Mueller. No need for Trump to fire. Petard. Hoisting. Assembly required.

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (jHrzU)

38 That was an impressive slap down at the UN today, wasn't it?

The only thing that could have made it better would be for him to announce that they could find somewhere else for their HQ.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (w+Jhj)

39 disco balls, Iron butterfly, there is a dead girl in my kitchen.

what'd I win

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (m9X4Y)

40 Iron butterfly covers Sonobi, hell yeah.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (ivy+W)

41
I like a girl with a nice smile.

And sometimes the one on her face is nice, too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (8O3HH)

42 This may be the best 4 second video I've ever seen, no joke.

http://tinyurl.com/y8b66m8z

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (a1WR4)

43 SLAP!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

44 25 Are Bisquick pancakes the best?
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (7l5V0)

No I have the recipe for the best pancakes.


That is all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (tbOMB)

45 @16: "I'll not accept 'charity', especially after I talked smack on the last thread."

Kind of you to say so, Slapweasel.

But, obviously, we should now focus our attention on Russian interference in AoSHQ ONT threads.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (3Vlkn)

46 Uncle Bill's pancakes at SJ shore points are delicious

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (7l5V0)

47 blue balls, Iron Butterfly cure, satisfaction


What'd I win?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (m9X4Y)

48 Those pancakes have quite a bit of girth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (0ogQG)

49 I don't think she gets the concept of pancake makeup.

Posted by: arrg at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (UdKB7)

50 Is that woman is committing pancakecide?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (6Dmwc)

51 CHAVEZ!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

52 I think I have found my new desktop wallpaper.

Mmmmmm, Pancakes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (Gv+zt)

53 That reminds me. I saw part of a Love Boat episode on METV the other
night and there was some chick on there with a tight shirt and they had
BLURRED OUT HER NIPS! I couldn't believe it. How do you get a job like
that?

They don't do that on the Carson reruns. And that studio must've been COLD.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (O5Q3r)

54 "That was an impressive slap down at the UN today, wasn't it?"

========

Only wish that Trump said, "The bombing begins in 5 minutes".

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (zIb93)

55 45.
* shifty eyes. Hides vodka under astrakhan *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (fA1SL)

56 Actually she has heard a new urban myth, if you smash your face into a stack of pancakes three times, St. Pancake will appear.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (R2RYK)

57 Mr Frexit calls out the feckless, heartless, dickless cowards in the GOP who called Trump a liar when he - truthfully - noted he'd been watergate'd:
twitter.com/MrFrexit/status/909947069414166528

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (6FqZa)

58 Don't make fun of that woman. She might still be in mourning over the death of "St." Rachel Corrie...

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (a1WR4)

59 So theme is:
Wild night of partying & ROCKIN' OUT. Follewd by the morning after.

Not sure how Sonobi fits in there.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (rXkis)

60 Ummm....okay?

Thanks (I think), MisHum!

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

61 Baby Sister Update

From her good friend Roni:

"So, Joyce has been calling me daily to check up on ME! I stopped over for a short visit and amazingly, Joyce was able to get herself up from the sofa and walk me to the door as I left. She is complaining a little bit more about her peripheral vision, so they will mention this to the doctor tomorrow. She has a new raised toilet seat in her bathroom which is making her life easier. She is very upbeat!"

[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

62 24 Cake girl > pancake girl. Cake girl has a better smile.


Pizza Girl!! Don't tell me she's not real. She's 'real' for me!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (6Dmwc)

63 Love pancakes, haven't had 'em in ages. I always liked the ones I made with Bisquick (with alterations). Grade B Vermont syrup on top, real blueberries and walnuts in the mix.

Getting hungry.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (QDnY+)

64 Thanks for the ONT.

Pancakes must be cold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (rb1zT)

65 44 pls share. I guess the food thread is the place for recipes.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (7l5V0)

66 Ha! You call those pancakes? They're too thick. Where's the butter melting down them? Where's the syrup they should be drowning in? Where are the fried eggs on top and the crisp bacon on the side? Why isn't the girl serving breakfast instead of sleeping on it?

Posted by the officious and grumpy pancake expert who is now hungry.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (V+03K)

67 Good luck with that darlin'...I rule around these parts.

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:11 PM (6qhvI)

68 Death of a Disco Dancer is very emo, imo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

69 Trump, "The US is declaring Eminent Domain upon the property which the United Nations stands. I need a new golf course."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:11 PM (R2RYK)

70 MMm, now I want biscuits and gravy. And maybe some country fried steak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (rb1zT)

71 25 Are Bisquick pancakes the best?
Posted by: kallisto


I don't know, but I can tell you what the worst ones are. Frozen pancakes from the grocery store.



Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

72 [To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)


Hearing such good news about Joyce lifts me up, Ibguy. Prayer continues, of course.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

73 No, cake girl is depressed *because* she has no syrup or butter or strawberries or whip cream.

Well, OK, maybe she does have strawberries. IYNWIMAITYD

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (w+Jhj)

74 "St. Pancake will appear."

Posted by: St. Alfonzo at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (UdKB7)

75 trump
trump
trump


deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (/43JA)

76 Google knows the pancake girl; she's on pinterest.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (m9X4Y)

77 67 Good luck with that darlin'...I rule around these parts.
Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:11 PM (6qhvI)

There is only one way this rivalry can be settled.

With a duel to the death, using only your pointy, God-accursed elbows.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2017 10:13 PM (a1WR4)

78 67. I'll comfort and console her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:13 PM (fA1SL)

79 You call those pancakes? They're too thick. Where's the butter peanut butter melting down them? Where's the syrup they should be drowning in?

FIFY

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:13 PM (ivy+W)

80 There is one of those "Diabetes disappears with this weird trick.." ads on WZ. It always makes me thing: "Why did they put guacamole on those cheerios?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (rb1zT)

81 If you people would turn ad blockers back on after viewing porn, Sonobi wouldn't show up.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (PUmDY)

82 Good evening, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

83 Morrissey did a LOT of emo back when he was writing at Hot Air

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa)

84 ""St. Pancake will appear."





Posted by: St. Alfonzo"

They're so light + fluffy white,
We'll make a fortune by tonight,

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

85 Polly's Pancake Parlor in Sugar Hill, New Hampshire have extremely delicious pancakes.

Posted by: Jemimah at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nWc4E)

86 I remember when LPs were only around 30 minutes total. 36+, that's groundbreaking.

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (zIb93)

87 83. Pundit in a Coma was some of his best work.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (fA1SL)

88 Best disco track- Your Sweetness is my Weakness by Barry White

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (7l5V0)

89 80 There is one of those "Diabetes disappears with this weird trick.." ads on WZ. It always makes me thing: "Why did they put guacamole on those cheerios?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (rb1zT)

"Top ten weird tricks for creating clickbait! Number four will shock you!"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

90 There is only one way this rivalry can be settled.

With a duel to the death, using only your pointy, God-accursed elbows.


*sharpens elbows*

*assumes par terre position*

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (6qhvI)

91 Sonobi has become a fixture of permanence and continuity on this blog. It gives a kind of solidity in a world gone mad. Why would we take it down now? What would happen if we did take it down since obviously someone put a lot of effort to put it up and make sure it stayed up.

Chesterton's Fence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (rb1zT)

92 89. Heh.....

Bait for the bait-god!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (fA1SL)

93 Pancake girl. Wonder if she was a disciple of St Alfonzo?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (ZTRlp)

94 With a duel to the death, using only your pointy, God-accursed elbows.
Posted by: Thrawn

I bet 500 quatloos on the Cake Girl.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (S6Pax)

95 By the way, who said Russians can't do third wave Ska?

https://youtu.be/JhkbzH3Frbo

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (Gv+zt)

96 Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

I love hearing these, thank you so much!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (pBIv+)

97 Pancakes need to be made from scratch and the batter should include nutmeg and copious amounts of vanilla extract. If that's not in the US Constitution, it should be.

Posted by the overly persnickety pancake expert.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (V+03K)

98 Just finished watching the last season of Farscape and the movie they made by popular demand. The actress Claudia Black is the definition of an unconventional beauty. I need to see how's she aged since Farscape was 2003.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (LuKE7)

99 That album, and others, used to bring the librarian to my table when I was in 9th grade. Final year of jr high back then.

You see, we had phonographs and headphones so you could listen without disturbing others.
Until the solo came on of course. That's when the table would magically turn into a 9 piece drum kit.

She was very sweet about it to be sure. And always complimentary when I played with the stage band at school functions.
Nice looking lady too.
You know,, I wonder if,,,, naw.
When I was 15 I looked like i was 12,,, tops.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (hYB//)

100 At least Sonobi isn't linking to hairy Nihongo muff.

Yet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

101 'What would happen if we did take it down since obviously someone put a lot of effort to put it up and make sure it stayed up. '

BURN IT!

Posted by: a peasant at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (UdKB7)

102 So from previous thread, did Janice Ian actually eventually Sylvia Plath herself?

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (zLDYs)

103 you know that ad with the female golfer whacking golf balls off the roof of what used to be the Pan Am building in NYC? The last golf ball gets picked up by Sir Branson?

new ad: Trump instead of the female golfer, golf balls hit Hillary, Pelosi, Schumer, etc in the back of the head, they fall face down in the gutter, a dog runs up and pisses on them, no one cares, except maybe Huma.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (ILitO)

104 Ya know, if the whole troth fails to plight with my angel, pancake faceplant girl would be a nice consolation prize.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (fA1SL)

105 Iron Butterfly? In A Garda Da Vida, Baby?

REALLY? REALLY? Fifth-rate swill.

Brothers & Sisters! I come here tonight to proclaim the Gospel truth of ...The DOORS!

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (uqdlV)

106 When will Ob-Gyn Sonobi deliver?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (R2RYK)

107 "If you people would turn ad blockers back on after viewing porn, Sonobi wouldn't show up."

You don't need to turn off adblockers to watch porn.

I was told that by a friend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (EyPfd)

108 98 Just finished watching the last season of Farscape and the movie they made by popular demand. The actress Claudia Black is the definition of an unconventional beauty. I need to see how's she aged since Farscape was 2003.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (LuKE7)

Great show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (rb1zT)

109 wait I meant Don't Leave Me This Way - Harold Melvin ft. Teddy

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (7l5V0)

110 I spy........ a nipple !





ok, I went there

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (/43JA)

111 Thrawn, have you read Zahn's latest yet?
http://delarroz.com/?p=1488

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

112 37 Manafort is going to own Mueller. No need for Trump to fire. Petard. Hoisting. Assembly required.

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (jHrzU)

++++

Prosecutorial immunity. Mueller has absolutely nothing to loose. If Manafort's wildest dreams come true and he is 100% vindicated of all charges, followed by a successful civil suit against the federal government, it will be the taxpayers on the hook for the penalty, not Mueller.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (FUu/Z)

113 @65 For kallisto eyes only. Nobody else look.

Griddle Cakes
Makes 8 cakes ~ preheat griddle
1 1/4 cups silled regular all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 tablespoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg, beaten
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter, melted

Into a bowl sift together flour, baking powder, sugar and salt. In a small bowl beat together milk and egg; stir in butter. Add to dry ingredients and stir just until moistened (batter will be lumpy). Using 1/4 cup measure, pour batter onto ungreased griddle. Bake until top is bubbly and edges baked. Tum and bake other side. Serve at once with butter and syrup.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (tbOMB)

114 100 comments in 16 minutes. And all a good read.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:19 PM (rXkis)

115 Russians iwented SKA to the third extent.

Posted by: Ensign Checkhov at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (m9X4Y)

116 Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (uqdlV)

Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

117 So anyone going to LV?

I've got to get stuff together. Will arrive on Thurs.

Get together that night somewhere?

Posted by: Farmer at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (yJ1e6)

118 97 Pancakes need to be made from scratch and the batter should include nutmeg and copious amounts of vanilla extract. If that's not in the US Constitution, it should be.
Posted by: JTB
______________

Oh but it is. It may be in the penumbras, but it's a stacks.

Posted by: Chief "Justice" John Roberts at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (2Omzf)

119 tbodie

You want ACTION? This is the place.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (uqdlV)

120 110. Thinking of her Uncle Palpy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (fA1SL)

121 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202069541425152

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202151225393153

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202234843131904

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202326522068993

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202424337592320

Posted by: kbdabear at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (eh0Va)

122 Young Hearts Run Free .- Candi Staton!

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (7l5V0)

123 I'm just gonna say it.

I much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)

124 Redefines 'stacked'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (9tO1t)

125 That pancake recipe left out the blueberries. Put some blueberries in'm.

Posted by: Ensign Checkhov at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (m9X4Y)

126 Very cool 3D pic of barnacles?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (EZebt)

127

My God, it's full of nipples, er, pancakes, er, stars!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (t3kPl)

128 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202496823517184

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202577668788224

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Posted by: kbdabear at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (eh0Va)

129 Bake until top is bubbly and edges baked. Tum and bake other side. Serve at once with butter and syrup.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (tbOMB)

How many times I gotta tell you... peanut butter goes on pancakes with copious amounts of syrup.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (ivy+W)

130 >>>I'd butter her pancakes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

I can't believe it's not butt-- oh wait!

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (q177U)

131 Or was that the light show at Cornell '77?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (EZebt)

132 127. Whatever. * grabs the honey *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (fA1SL)

133 sigh

Posted by: St. Pancake at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (Tyii7)

134 113- woo-hoo thanks! Will that work for waffles too?

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (7l5V0)

135 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (rb1zT)

Sucks that it was cancelled and left you hanging with the last episode. And the movie didn't pick up where the series left off. Still one of the best of the genre.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (LuKE7)

136 Russians iwented pancakes with blueberries in'm.

Posted by: Ensign Checkhov at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (m9X4Y)

137 I'm just gonna say it.

I much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Blasphemy!

Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (6qhvI)

138 Claudia Black and the guy who played Crichton the astronaut moved over to SyFy's Stargate SG-1.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (R2RYK)

139 'Russians iwented SKA to the third extent.
Posted by: Ensign Checkhov '

Mon please

Posted by: zombie Cecil Bustamente Campbell at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (UdKB7)

140 It might. We don't use it for that. Snoqualmie waffle mix is what we use.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (tbOMB)

141 much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)

Hey, you know what goes great with Waffles? Yep, peanut butter. French toast too.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (ivy+W)

142 That EAR!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (XFue2)

143 Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

If I am going to listen to a far-too-long rock ballad, it's going to be "The End" by The Doors, and definitely not Iron Butterfly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)

144 waffles leave me feeling flat

Posted by: St. Pancake at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (Tyii7)

145 Chocolate chips.

Those are the secret ingredients for pancakes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (EyPfd)

146 *I much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)*

Tammy, I love ya. But you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (rXkis)

147 Sucks that it was cancelled and left you hanging with the last episode. And the movie didn't pick up where the series left off. Still one of the best of the genre.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (LuKE7)

The first season can be a bit rough, but all the ideas were there. The show was one of the few that really got a lot better as it went along- crazy and dark, but much better story telling, dialogue and acting.

Constellation of Doubt and La Bomba from season 4 are two of my favorites.

"Why? Because. I. Am. An American!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (rb1zT)

148 80 There is one of those "Diabetes disappears with this weird trick.." ads on WZ. It always makes me thing: "Why did they put guacamole on those cheerios?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (rb1zT)

"Top ten weird tricks for creating clickbait! Number four will shock you!"
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)


Clicking on that crap crashes my iPad. But I want to KNOW!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

149

Remember that episode where Kirk and Spock were playing nipple chess and eating blue pancakes?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (t3kPl)

150 So carrots in pancakes Yea or nay ??

Posted by: Sheps the real rocketman at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (vRMso)

151 *Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (tbOMB)*

I so want that hash.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (rXkis)

152 so why are we forgetting about the Original Pancake Girl..?

http://tinyurl.com/y894s3tu

no, it's not porn

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (ILitO)

153 123 I'm just gonna say it.

I much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)

++++

I thought that's what the little cups in the waffles were for. To hold the nipples.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (pvjTE)

154 Since my mother's parents came from Sweden, I grew up with Swedish pancakes. So basically I had dessert for breakfast.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (LuKE7)

155 "At least Sonobi isn't linking to hairy Nihongo muff.



Yet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo"

Technically, "Nihongo" means "the Japanese language". If you want to specify a Japanese person, you would use "Nihonjin"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (w+Jhj)

156 *notices hash*

I got an R2 unit???? Nyah!!???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (R2RYK)

157 143 Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

If I am going to listen to a far-too-long rock ballad, it's going to be "The End" by The Doors, and definitely not Iron Butterfly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)


In a sauna smoking a joint?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (ZTRlp)

158 * So carrots in pancakes Yea or nay ??
Posted by: Sheps the real rocketman at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (vRMso)*

You plan on covering the carrot cakes with chili?

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (rXkis)

159 * directing pancake goddess as high-speed cameras shoot a thousand frames per second *

That's good! Good! Now, the honey! Slowly......slowly......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (fA1SL)

160 Mmmmmmmmmmm.....

Cake Girl vs Pancake Girl.

And remember Bubble Girl? Throw her in too. And Pizza Girl.

Wonder who'd be the domme?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (8O3HH)

161 Sonobi has become a fixture of permanence and continuity on this blog. It gives a kind of solidity in a world gone mad.
----------

I'm inclined to agree. In a world torn by division and violence, it is important that there be some constant, some Rock of Gibraltar to which we can cling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (9tO1t)

162 111 Thrawn, have you read Zahn's latest yet?
http://delarroz.com/?p=1488
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

Not yet, but this review gives me hope that they didn't butcher the character. Thanks!

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2017 10:29 PM (a1WR4)

163 Yes' Starship Troopers, is that considered a "ballad?"

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:29 PM (PUmDY)

164 Cake Girl vs Pancake Girl.

And remember Bubble Girl? Throw her in too. And Pizza Girl.

Tri-corner hat girl for the win

Posted by: Sheps the real rocketman at September 19, 2017 10:29 PM (vRMso)

165 freebird!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

166
Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (6qhvI)

I lost my nerve that night and went to bed early.

Woke up, checked the news, saw the he lost Virginia, and went back to bed depressed as fuck.

Didn't even bother checking the site til like 10, and even when I saw the pic on JJ's thread, I thought it was just like a "well done" thing.


Damn, I still start laughing like a loon when I think about it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (pBIv+)

167 Claudia Black is 44. Lives in Australia. Does lots of voiceovers for video games. Still acts and shows up on various TV shows. Yes, Farscape was fantastic! !

You can read more at imdb. A very useful site.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (6Dmwc)

168 "85 Polly's Pancake Parlor in Sugar Hill, New Hampshire have extremely delicious pancakes.
Posted by: Jemimah at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nWc4E)"

Jemimah, I'll back you up on that. Maple syrup, maple cream and maple sugar!

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (+WXeq)

169 Thank you AshevilleRobert.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

170 Mmmmmmmmmmm.....

Cake Girl vs Pancake Girl.

And remember Bubble Girl? Throw her in too. And Pizza Girl.

Wonder who'd be the domme?


*cracks whip*

Pardon me?

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:31 PM (6qhvI)

171 pancakes? Can we not discuss music... or porn? ... or porn music?

I know I'm showing my age again, but I'm down with Annette Haven. You can't touch that, and you know it, too!

Come on, baby, light my fahr! Without Ray Manzarek, they wouldn't have been much.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:31 PM (uqdlV)

172 167 Claudia Black is 44. Lives in Australia. Does lots of voiceovers for video games. Still acts and shows up on various TV shows. Yes, Farscape was fantastic! !

You can read more at imdb. A very useful site.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (6Dmwc)

She has a great voice. Very distinctive. Can definitely pick her out in any game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (rb1zT)

173 Posted by: Jemimah at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nWc4E)"


The Hatchery in Ludlow VT has extremely delicious everything remotely connected with breakfast.

It's worth a detour.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH)

174 Mallfly @ 152- original pancake girl?
I thought you meant Aunt Jemima.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (zLDYs)

175 Look at the neck on her though. Is that the same women that was in the painting the other day on CBD's "art" thread?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (pvjTE)

176 @15: "Funny how your stamp was a full minute before I posted the ONT. Your comment was deleted."

After rereading the fine print in my Platinum Membership welcome package, and consulting with my lawyers, I just wanna let everyone know that the "timestamps in comments are closer than they appear" clause is truly iron clad, thus nullifying all personal injury claims.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (3Vlkn)

177 *"85 Polly's Pancake Parlor in Sugar Hill, New Hampshire have extremely delicious pancakes.
Posted by: Jemimah at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nWc4E)"

Jemimah, I'll back you up on that. Maple syrup, maple cream and maple sugar!
Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (+WXeq)*

Tell me they have spicy maple sausage and i will plan NH as my next vacation destination

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (rXkis)

178 143 Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

If I am going to listen to a far-too-long rock ballad, it's going to be "The End" by The Doors, and definitely not Iron Butterfly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)


This is the end, my only friend, the end.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

179 I'm just glad none of you have mentioned crepes yet.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (3Vlkn)

180 Yeah, let's put on a long song that's really damn dark and depressing.

Pancakes or waffles?
Power of and to the white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (hYB//)

181 125 ... "That pancake recipe left out the blueberries. Put some blueberries in'm."

That's OK but instead of in the batter I prefer a layer of blueberries between each pancake, mingling with the melting pat of butter.

NO PEANUT BUTTER! It doesn't melt well enough to mingle with the maple syrup. Kids! Honestly!

Posted by the Pancake Curmudgeon.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (V+03K)

182 Pizza Girl > Cake Girl > Pancake Girl

(Pizza) Pie > Cake

QED

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (PccTh)

183 Damn, I still start laughing like a loon when I think about it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Like an avoided tag save Barrel visit, I am owed.

Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (6qhvI)

184 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH)

Rumor has it that Mary Clotgenstein is a waitress there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (ZTRlp)

185 99 freshman teej out of control!

reminds me of my wild friend Fred.

teach just smiled? she sounds wise.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (SBgDf)

186 157 143 Dildo

F'n A, bro!

(The more I drink, the better the horde looks, btw)

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (uqdlV)

187
Does anybody like nuts in their pancakes?

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

188 Potato pancakes.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (12AHt)

189 Titillating!

Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2017 10:35 PM (6RZos)

190 I thought that's what the little cups in the waffles were for. To hold the nipples.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (pvjTE)


That's a helluva lotta nipples, even for a Moron!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:35 PM (pBIv+)

191 36,
"I'm almost allowing myself to believe that the Mueller idiocy will

indeed blow up, to encompass the astounding surveillance story. Almost."

"Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (QDnY+)"


This, with Comey and the entire DNC/MSM et al, is the most far reaching case of projection I think I've ever seen.

"During Mr. Browder's testimony the origin of the Fusion GPS 'Russian Dossier' was discussed. Browder stated the Russian government actually paid Fusion GPS to create the Steele propaganda dossier on candidate Donald Trump. That same dossier was used by the FBI in June/July 2016 to generate the FISA surveillance warrants against the Trump campaign.

FBI Director James Comey was using propaganda commissioned by Russia, funded in part by the FBI, to attack Trump, as the framework to launch his FBI investigation into candidate Donald Trump and Russian collusion.

Expanding the reality from that testimony. This means the Russian collusion narrative the U.S. media has been running with for a year to attack Trump, was actually factual collusion between Russia and the the U.S. FBI, via James Comey."


http://tinyurl.com/y7kcteja

Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 10:35 PM (zOpu5)

192 179 I'm just glad none of you have mentioned crepes yet.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (3Vlkn)

Well I did mention Swedish pancakes. Same thing.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:35 PM (LuKE7)

193 the only doors tune i really like is l.a. woman. thevrest are kind of meh, to me anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

194 Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (PccTh)


Rating? I will have a slice of each

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (ZTRlp)

195 Pizza Girl > Cake Girl > Pancake Girl

(Pizza) Pie > Cake

QED
Posted by: an indifferent penguin


*clubs random penguin*

*skins*

*wears skin as trophy*

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (6qhvI)

196 *Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH)

Rumor has it that Mary Clotgenstein is a waitress there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (ZTRlp)*

Man, when the COBS turn on each other, it gets ugly.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (rXkis)

197 >>>Does anybody like nuts in their pancakes?

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (8O3HH)<<<



The ho-cakes like nuts in them.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (PccTh)

198 "Thru A Pancake Darkly" was widely panned by critics as being "Cold and devoid of butter". Bergman never made another breakfast movie again.

Posted by: zombie Cecil Bustamente Campbell at September 19, 2017 10:37 PM (UdKB7)

199 There seems to be no one, not her husband, not her daughter, not her lover, not her advisors, not anyone else in her family, not one of the thousand of paid performers who worked on her campaign, nor even any of the 65 million voters who marked their ballots for her last November, nor her spokespersons, nor her speech writers nor the ghost writers who wrote : WHAT HAPPENED??, nor the sycophants with whom she surronds herself, not even the women who wash and iron her clothes, or select her costumes for her public appearances, not even her HAIRDRESSER, God Help us, who care enough about her, who think well of her, who publically support her, not one person who cares enough about her who can find the fortitude and compassion to get to her and stop her from first of all, lending her name to that book, to allow it to be published under her name, from promoting it at bookstores all over America and from publicly debasing herself on every media source possible!!!! THINK. Carefully. On. That. Fact.

There is no one who cares enough about her stop this horror, let alone vote for her.

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at September 19, 2017 10:37 PM (H0SP/)

200 which moron vacationed in italy? saw a story about hundreds of dildos washing up on a popular beach over there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

201

Crepes tear too easily...

Posted by: Pancake Fucker at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (t3kPl)

202 I'd love it if Trump just said, on camera, "playtime is over" and called an end to all WH and agency co-operation with this bogus "Russia probe". And fired any personnel still engaged in it after three days.

No, Trump wouldn't be impeached for it. He'd look like the strong horse.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (6FqZa)

203 the only doors tune i really like is l.a. woman. thevrest are kind of meh, to me anyway.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
----------

I really liked that one with the lyric "Show me the way to the next little boy...oh, don't ask why.."

Posted by: Hairy Reid at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (9tO1t)

204 "A Day In The Pancake" was John Lennon's best ever song--Beatles or solo.

(Note failure to mention She Who Should Not Be Mentioned.)

Posted by: filbert at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (s5o+q)

205 Wasn't an avid Stargate SG-1 watcher but I remember that the blue eyed beauty that is Claudia Black and the sultry minx that is Moreena Baccrin were the final couple of seasons.

Why Moreena Baccrin doesn't show up on top 10 most beautiful lists is criminal. Then again, I don't pay attention to that shit so maybe she has.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (6Dmwc)

206 CBD should visit Wal-Mart to view some 'art' they have.

For Halloween movies like Young Frankenstein, Jennifer's Body, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Child's Play, Black Swan, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and Poltergeist have gotten some special covers.

The artist is Orlando Arocena. And they all look like Mexican Day of the Dead art done while on LSD.

Young Frankenstein on Blu-Ray is $7. DVDs are $5. And each copy comes with a coloring book of the art.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (R2RYK)

207 You'll know Sonobi has become self-aware when it bitches about being willowed.

I call that the Moron Turing Test

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (di1hb)

208 the best pancakes I ever had (homemade) had ricotta and lemon zest and Z O M G

they was good

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (oAY8z)

209 >> hundreds of dildos washing up on a popular beach
>> over there.

Horrible accident on a lesbo cruise.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

210 Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

JJ Sefton

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (ZTRlp)

211 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (IcT7t)

212 @192: "Well I did mention Swedish pancakes. Same thing."

Kinda like Belgian fries.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:40 PM (3Vlkn)

213 Don't know what Sonobi is nor do I care to. All I know is that when I see it I read it as Sonofabitch.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 19, 2017 10:40 PM (LMcFk)

214 Dildo

You know his dad was an admiral in the U.S. Navy?

When he died of an overdose, his future royalties went to his wife Patty. When she died of an overdose a few months later, all of his future royalties went to his in-laws, Patty's parents, who always hated his guts.

Irony? And how.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:40 PM (uqdlV)

215
There is no one who cares enough about her stop this horror, let alone vote for her.

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at September 19, 2017 10:37 PM (H0SP/)

The only logical conclusion is they all hate her and want her to crash and burn.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (12AHt)

216 Mmm. Crepes made by a sweaty, angry, Algerian street vendor in Paris. What could go wrong? Well, you don't want to know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (9tO1t)

217 210; mh, oh, oh.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

218 102 So from previous thread, did Janice Ian actually eventually Sylvia Plath herself?
Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (zLDYs)


Nope, she's still alive.

I noted in the last thread that she won a Grammy for "At Seventeen".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw7Esd9C_yA

I saw her play it live once in the 90s, solo acoustic. I'm very happy to have seen that.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

219 >>>*clubs random penguin*

*skins*

*wears skin as trophy*
Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (6qhvI)<<<





**wakes up with headache**



Damn, why's it so chilly in here?



**goes off to sit by Pizza Girl's oven**

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (PccTh)

220 "Thrawn, have you read Zahn's latest yet?

http://delarroz.com/?p=1488

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)



Not yet, but this review gives me hope that they didn't butcher the character. Thanks!

Posted by: Thrawn"

I was lucky enough to be able to sit and have a nice long conversation with Zahn at a convention right after the original trilogy came out. Very nice guy.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)

221 The only logical conclusion is they all hate her and want her to crash and burn.
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (12AHt)


They hate her now because she can't deliver the graft.

Posted by: filbert at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (s5o+q)

222 It's a weird ONT

But it's a weird world we live in

Innit?

feelin' philosophicallals

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (oAY8z)

223
I found the Sun article on the dildos washing ashore.

"Filthy phallic flotsam", they called it.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

224 People Are Strange isn't bad. Speaking of music porn, Jessica Simpson's cover of These Boots is up there.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

225 Rumor has it that Mary Clotgenstein is a waitress there


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (ZTRlp)

Not even close. Solid waiters, solid kitchen, solid everything.

And lunch is damned near as good.

I do not fvck around when it comes to restaurants.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (wYseH)

226 Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (6qhvI)

Looka here now, you had Fun O' Plenty that night..

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (pBIv+)

227 the dildo story was in the sun out of the u.k.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

228 And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)


What about just syrup and butter?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Tnhbr)

229 they hate her because she's despicable

*as Daffy Duck would say*

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (SBgDf)

230 Zahn wrote the real Star Wars VII-IX. Abrams and MouseCorp can go eat all those d!cks that just washed up

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (6FqZa)

231 Mmm. Crepes made by a sweaty, angry, Algerian street vendor in Paris. What could go wrong? Well, you don't want to know.

how many casualties?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (oAY8z)

232 I'm a crepe.
I'm a weird dough.
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here.

Posted by: Radiohead Breakfast Buffet at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (PccTh)

233 Don't know what Sonobi is nor do I care to.
---------

Sonobi is a hand-crafted, artisanal wine from Louisiana.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (9tO1t)

234 sign seen in FL


hot single female seeks sexy lineman to electrify her life

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (/43JA)

235 A sure winner for any pancake place would be a giant Trigglypuff pancake baked in the oven, large enough to feed a whole family!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (nWc4E)

236 Inna gadda devida - Slayer - Less than Zero Soundtrack.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (f3PHc)

237 I was attending a panel run by Zahn in 2010 when one fan in the audience mentioned that they had in the Star Wars universe had killed off Mara Jade.

It was like 'wut?' from a bunch of people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (R2RYK)

238 *It's a weird ONT*

Serious question: How can you tell?

Ok, /s

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (rXkis)

239 208 - does sound good. Had nutella pancakes once, was disappointed. What that guy said about PB not melting

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (7l5V0)

240 Hi ya booknlass.
Got my fan going in the window.

It's mom's fault. Forced me to take band in 7th grade.
"Fine. I'm going to play drums."
She looked to the heavens, closed her eyes and the counsellor who was enrolling me laughed. He ended up being the stage band leader.

And thanks mom. If not for you doing that I would have never ended up playing in a trio with Gary and Steve.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (hYB//)

241 As long as that song is, not a single use of cowbell.

Shameful.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (FmgTV)

242 One of roommates in college was obsessed with the Doors.

But he was born and raised in Rome. So,, you know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:45 PM (EZebt)

243 Tammy, Properly made waffles deserve their own food group. But I can make pancakes from scratch, eat my share and serve a lot of people, and clean up the kitchen in the time it takes to make two waffles.

There is a restaurant nearby that serves a Belgian waffle with a few pieces of GOOD fried chicken, tons of butter and plenty of syrup. It is a gift fro God but I can indulge only a few times a year.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (V+03K)

244 203 Harry Reid

Whiskey Bar

(Don't ask why)

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (uqdlV)

245 The Russians inwented Sonobi to send targeted election propaganda to those potential voters who were ambivalent about Trump and persuaded them to vote for him. That is how the Russians tampered with the US election.

Posted by: Ensign Checkhov at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (m9X4Y)

246 144 waffles leave me feeling flat
Posted by: St. Pancake


Me too.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

247 One of roommates in college was obsessed with the Doors.

But he was born and raised in Rome. So,, you know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:45 PM (EZebt)


Yeah? well my freshman roommate listened to Men Without Hats

more than once

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

248 Mara Jade was cool but Zahn reeeeally ramped up that secksual tenshun between her and Luke. I remember reading some of those scenes where she was supposedly angry with him and thinking "all this needs is some Marvin Gaye"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)

249 I like pancakes.


Also : Currently spinning a US Promo Copy of 'The Real Thing' by Faith No More.

Took me 15 years to find a clean copy!

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (OwwIP)

250 "hundreds of dildos washing up on a popular beach

>> over there.



Horrible accident on a lesbo cruise.

Posted by: Shep Smith"

Well, the island of Lesbos is not too far away...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)

251 >> Inna gadda devida - Slayer - Less than Zero Soundtrack.


SLAYER!!!!

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 10:48 PM (OwwIP)

252 vid still up with the General Lee car.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:48 PM (PUmDY)

253 Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

Did he fly out of the window?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (ZTRlp)

254 Looks like I wasn't the only one. Over on An Archive Of Their Own (nsfw)

1 - 20 of 347 Works in Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (6FqZa)

255 If you're going to give your bestest gal the short stack, make sure it's proportioned like a tuna can.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (z74gh)

256 Gotta get to sleep.
Leofb

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (hYB//)

257 I assume Shep Smith is a biscotti guy?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (3Vlkn)

258 Best pancakes are at Original Pancake House in Portland.

Have the Hawaiian pancakes. Pineapple pancakes with coconut syrup.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (EZebt)

259 For anyone's Mara Jade shrine

http://www.e2046.com/p/Mara+Jade/18687/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (R2RYK)

260 Saw them live at the Chicago Auditorium once. Now a national landmark & part of Roosevelt University.

I think they were there 3 nights, two shows each night.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (uqdlV)

261 fan on medium here.

I keep putting on the covers, taking them off, putting them on

I did that for my son Joe, but with the guitar. started taking him to lessons at the music store when he was 10 or 11. He's since learned and played the drums (I have a picture of him wearing a banana suit, seated on the drum throne), bass, piano, even makes music on a Game Boy!

you know, I thank God for music and art. It's kept my kids and I sane.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (SBgDf)

262 What about just syrup and butter?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Tnhbr)

Yes, just that.

Preferably on waffles, because pancakes give me the stomach ache half the time, and I mostly can't finish even one.

And fake syrup please; that real Vermont shit ain't got no taste.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (pBIv+)

263 boom, gone

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 10:51 PM (/43JA)

264 Tammy, I love ya. But you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (rXkis)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:52 PM (pBIv+)

265 *Whiskey Bar

(Don't ask why)
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (uqdlV)*

Never question the Whiskey Bar.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:52 PM (rXkis)

266 Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (V+03K)

Bless your heart.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:53 PM (pBIv+)

267 Did he fly out of the window?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (ZTRlp)


unfortunately, no. But the other roommate (there were 3 of us) was a sociopath. Two years after we roomed together, he dropped acid and locked himself into a dorm room with a girl and tried to strangle her. His roommate had to get help after hearing screams and they kicked in the door.

My freshmen year was interesting.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:53 PM (oAY8z)

268 tbodie

They had something, didn't they?

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:54 PM (uqdlV)

269 re 191: thanks for the link. interesting stuff.
if it were revealed that Hill and Putin spoke several time in fall 2016 to figure out how to get Hill the White House, the media and Dems would still demand more investigations to find the still missing links between the Rooskies and the Trump campaign.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 19, 2017 10:54 PM (ILitO)

270 Anne R. Abler,
It wouldn't surprise me if they ridicule her behind her back.
In the book "Shattered", when the campaign went poorly she would berate and yell at THEM for not doing a better job of getting HER message across to the public. Sometimes both she and Bill would yell at them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2017 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

271 I'm sorry, but pancake girl made me think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1SGo3WCF4

Posted by: Jim S. at September 19, 2017 10:55 PM (ynUnH)

272 Evening, all

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2017 10:55 PM (U0v/A)

273 270 - what thoroughly hideous creatures

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:56 PM (7l5V0)

274 Morena Baccarin. All those wasted JenLaw faps I transfer to her.

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 10:57 PM (+WXeq)

275 Yanno, it just wouldn't be Current Year Star Wars if they didn't cast Leslie Jones to play Mara Jade in the coming movies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:57 PM (6FqZa)

276 I think many many people were so afraid of the Clintons for so long that they can't get it through their heads that Hillary! is now meaningless. Like an abusive ex who dies, they don't grasp it yet. A lot of others that were never on the inside still take their cues from the ones they think are politically smart like Tapper and Acosta or Nora but are actually washed up hacks themselves. There will be a crisis for the Dems in 2018.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 19, 2017 11:00 PM (74KUk)

277 It wouldn't surprise me if they ridicule her behind her back.

In the book "Shattered", when the campaign went poorly she would
berate and yell at THEM for not doing a better job of getting HER
message across to the public. Sometimes both she and Bill would yell at
them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2017 10:54 PM (+lVUW)


Part of it is probably finding SOMETHING to distract her from screaming at and assaulting the paid staff.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 11:01 PM (Gv+zt)

278 FAB gets face time everywhere in support of her shitshow book and Diazepam Dude is nowhere to be seen. That's gratitude for ya.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:02 PM (7l5V0)

279 *There will be a crisis for the Dems uniparty in 2018.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 19, 2017 11:00 PM *

Ok. I may have had a beer or two, tonight.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:02 PM (rXkis)

280 >>Sometimes both she and Bill would yell at
them


Hillary : "Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me I wasn't up by 50 Points!!?!?"

Bill : "Hold Still -
"...and somebody get her some ice, she's gonna need it."

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:03 PM (F6PuK)

281 Pancake Girl must spend alot on air-conditioning.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:04 PM (mJ8mX)

282 Helena in Wicked Game is something as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:04 PM (PUmDY)

283 Mmm. Pancakes.

Posted by: homer simpson at September 19, 2017 11:04 PM (mJ8mX)

284 The kitchen face-plant reminds me of the segment of Ab Fab where Patsy set the kitchen on fire, 30 sec. video: http://tinyurl.com/ydzapm7g

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 11:05 PM (9tO1t)

285 The rumor is that Bill needed the ice since he was the one who had to go try and calm her down.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 11:05 PM (Gv+zt)

286 >>> And fake syrup please; that real Vermont shit ain't got no taste.

That's the crap they sell to flatlanders.

The darker the better. Look for Grade B, if you can get it.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2017 11:08 PM (U0v/A)

287 howdy all!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:08 PM (smD62)

288 Looks like the left is already starting to eat itself from the Gawker Network:

http://bit.ly/2fzFx3T

Appearantly, being a straight black man is just as bad as being a straight white man if other black people are women or gay.


Posted by: Dr.Mr.Badman at September 19, 2017 11:09 PM (al2Cf)

289 287 howdy all!
Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:08 PM (smD62)

Hello TP, how are you doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:09 PM (rb1zT)

290 How do you get a job like that?
Get a job as a graphic artist at a mainstream catalogue store, ad agency, or the like and you'll get alot of work airbrushing out camel toe, slips etc. A brother's friend worked for IIRC Sears Canada a long time ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (mJ8mX)

291 Why is Gawker still here?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (6FqZa)

292 *howdy all!
Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:08 PM (smD62)*

You can't say that without opining about pancakes.

New rule in the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (rXkis)

293 Not for everyone but I really like buckwheat pancakes, made with buttermilk. The way I make them is closer to a crepe. Just substitute buckwheat flour for regular flour or do half and half. The rest of the recipe is the same.

They are supposed to be somewhat healthier but I eat them for the taste.

NO PEANUT BUTTER!

They also go great with crispy bacon and/or GOOD sausage patties.

Posted by the increasingly hungry pancake person who is now counting the hours to breakfast.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (V+03K)

294 Tickets, money, passport! Funny as shit sometimes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:11 PM (PUmDY)

295 Gawker affiliates have been eating one another for awhile now. Always fun to read the comments for a Jezebel article when it's crossposted on Jalopnik.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 11:12 PM (3Vlkn)

296 I have had the Andrews Sisters 'Bei mir bist du shoen' stuck in my head all day.

You know your music tastes are odd when you are taking a trip with your Dad and when you change the channel to 40s of 4 he says: "My parents listened to this kind of music."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:12 PM (rb1zT)

297 JTB gets it.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:13 PM (rXkis)

298 Posted by the increasingly hungry pancake person who is now counting the hours to breakfast.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (V+03K)

Now you're talkin'..... buttermilk does make a difference.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:14 PM (pBIv+)

299 @289

Alright....exhausted. Every night, I have so much to do and so much hope to get it done. Then...the sleepies take over.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)

300 >> How do you get a job like that?


How do you get a girl like that?

I could be wrong, but she doesn't appear to be talking.

Do you know how rare that is?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (F6PuK)

301 a weekend ago I had cornbread pancakes topped with blueberry jam, pulled pork and green onion.

it was meh.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (SBgDf)

302 Damn you Trump! I finally started losing weight, but the sight of those hot, moist, buttery, mapley flapjacks sent me on another pancake bender.

Posted by: Barbara Streisand at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (3JQ/p)

303 Hey everybody.

My 12-year-old niece loves pancakes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

304 In a Maoist pantsuit, Pancake Girl looks just as hot as me.

You'll see. In 2020 when the uniforms are issued.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (H0quv)

305 296. 'Please let me explain......'

My grandparents had that album. They thought it was the funniest thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

306 Am I the only one who doesn't like pancakes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)

307 Pro Tip : Lindt Swedish Pancake Mix

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:17 PM (F6PuK)

308 299 @289

Alright....exhausted. Every night, I have so much to do and so much hope to get it done. Then...the sleepies take over.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)

It does have a tendency to happen. Being busy and sleepy both.

It's almost like they are connected!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:17 PM (rb1zT)

309 *a weekend ago I had cornbread pancakes topped with blueberry jam, pulled pork and green onion.

it was meh.[/b9
Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (SBgDf)*

Not the ending I expected.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:17 PM (rXkis)

310 Close tags ftw.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:17 PM (rXkis)

311 Got them can't-go-to-GNAMM blues
don't know what to do
I got a little bit o' money
But I ain't got no honey
I wanna play 21
But my schedule ain't no fun
Got them can't-go-to-GNAMM blues
don't know what to do

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (eMKNe)

312 293
Not for everyone but I really like buckwheat pancakes, made with
buttermilk. The way I make them is closer to a crepe. Just substitute
buckwheat flour for regular flour or do half and half. The rest of the
recipe is the same.



They are supposed to be somewhat healthier but I eat them for the taste.



NO PEANUT BUTTER!



They also go great with crispy bacon and/or GOOD sausage patties.



Posted by the increasingly hungry pancake person who is now counting the hours to breakfast.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (V+03K)

-------------------------

Mmmm, Galettes.


http://tinyurl.com/y7zsysl8

Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (yOqwj)

313 >>Am I the only one who doesn't like pancakes?


I like them and I hate them.

Nothing leaves you feeling emptier, more quickly than a big pancake breakfast.

The high is great, but coming down off of them is too much.
So, I rarely indulge.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (F6PuK)

314 NO CREPES!!

Posted by: Edna at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (z2W2E)

315 Not the ending I expected.

Nor Pixy, Barrel-Boy...

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (H0quv)

316 I don't know if I should go dancing or not. I would get home late tonight if I did, and work is early.

In other news, I think I'm going to sign up for this

https://www.verlocal.com/pages/payment_page?listing_id=18530&hb=t

And this

https://www.verlocal.com/pages/payment_page?listing_id=15889&hb=t

So that should be fun.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (Tnhbr)

317 don't get between a girl and her
www.memecenter.com/fun/1269771/pancakes

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

318 306 Am I the only one who doesn't like pancakes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)

I am not the biggest fan. I have to be in the right mood ("Moods are a thing for Cattle and Love Play- not breakfast!")

I much prefer biscuits and gravy. Eggs. Bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:19 PM (rb1zT)

319 ha ha, tbodie, they were disappointing!

I guess, as savory as I care pancakes to be is potato pancakes with warm applesauce.

or mom made gingerbread with hot lemon pudding poured over. oh my.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:19 PM (SBgDf)

320
I much prefer biscuits and gravy. Eggs. Bacon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:19 PM


Yes on every one of those!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

321 *Nor Pixy, Barrel-Boy...
Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (H0quv)*

I knoe, right!?

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (rXkis)

322 .[/b9
Oh, no! tbodie sank my battleship!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (mJ8mX)

323 Bisquick pancakes are in a league of their own.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

324 >>In a Maoist pantsuit, Pancake Girl looks just as
>> hot as me.

See the Daily Caller. Melania wore a pantsuit to the UN for Trump's speech. Hot as hell, of course. As she would be in anything.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

325 Okay so pancakes...I had cinnamon roll pancakes that I still dream about to this day.

In college, I ate chocolate chip pancakes probably 3-4 times a week.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)

326 * totally NOT trying to find out who pancake faceplant goddess is. *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (fA1SL)

327 Dad pancakes are the best of all time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (JO9+V)

328 and here's one for ghost of halleluja
www.pinterest.com/pin/456763587179591866

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (6FqZa)

329 Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:19 PM (SBgDf)

Potato pancakes yummy

Don't forget the bacon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (ZTRlp)

330 306; not a big fan either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

331 >>I much prefer biscuits and gravy. Eggs. Bacon.


Man, there is a place here that has the most amazing gravy and the most god-awful biscuits. It's a sin.

Luckily, the counter girl has an exemplary ass. And if you order a double americano, you get to watch her walk back to the counter after she delivers it to your table...


(Funny thing is, there's another place that has amazing biscuits and shitty gravy.)

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:22 PM (F6PuK)

332 >> totally NOT trying to find out who pancake
>> faceplant goddess is

When you don't find who she is, how about not letting the rest of us know.

And please, oh, please dear lord, let her have done some "modelling" and "acting" in some educational type videos....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)

333
Looks like the left is already starting to eat itself from the Gawker Network:

http://bit.ly/2fzFx3T


I ran that through the universal translator and it still made no sense. Especially the comments.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

334 mmmm. pancakes are the source of one of the sweetest innovations in doughnuts: bacon with maple frosting on top.

out in albuquerque, there was a place that served them warm. oh my my my

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:22 PM (SBgDf)

335 *Oh, no! tbodie sank my battleship!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (mJ8mX)*

Even though I am 29, again, I still like that game.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:23 PM (rXkis)

336 One other pancake point: the syrup should be warm. Also, if REAL maple syrup is not available (yes, such horrors do happen) warm some honey until it has the consistency of warm syrup and stir in a bit of cinnamon. Much as I love maple syrup, I hate to think of all those bees laboring for nothing.

Posted by the irritatingly helpful and soft-hearted pancake topper.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 11:23 PM (V+03K)

337 I don't let anything come between me and me pancakes.

Posted by: Brooke Sheilds at September 19, 2017 11:23 PM (JO9+V)

338
I got drunk with the Iron Butterfly drummer in Grand Junction one time.


Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (zLDYs)

A girl I worked with dated the Iron Butterfly bass player. 2 degrees of separation.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 11:23 PM (Id9+8)

339 Okay so pancakes...I had cinnamon roll pancakes that I still dream about to this day.

===

Get the pop-open cinn rolls and press em in your waffle iron.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:24 PM (z2W2E)

340 Another boring night at work.

On the bright side, at this time tomorrow night I will be on my way to Vegas.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)

341 And please, oh, please dear lord, let her have done some "modelling" and "acting" in some educational type videos....
Posted by: publius


Good news publius. Per IMDB, she's already appeared in:

- "Be Proud Of Your Skin"
- "How To Achieve Maximum Suntan Exposure At The Beach"
- "The Joy Of Lollygagging In Just Your Skimpiest Underwear"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe)

342 Oh!

Has anyone been to the Pancake Pantry in Nashville?

Their Sugar n Spice Pancakes are amazing. If I had the nerve, I would make an attempt to re-create them.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (smD62)

343 moronette ghost:
monstersoupcomic.com/?comic=chapter-1-page-16

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:26 PM (6FqZa)

344 340; have fun. i had no idea this was a pancake homage deal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:26 PM (KP5rU)

345 She is asking for a wet willy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:27 PM (XFue2)

346 *Has anyone been to the Pancake Pantry in Nashville?

Their Sugar n Spice Pancakes are amazing. If I had the nerve, I would make an attempt to re-create them.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (smD62)*

You only say that 'cause you're a girl.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (rXkis)

347 *cracks whip at Counter Girl's exemplary ass*

Watch yourself missy.

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (6qhvI)

348 So is anybody at GNAMM going to a range where you can bring your own guns? If not, I may not bring mine. Not sure I want to leave my children at home though.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)

349 Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (smD62)

Go for it.

Half the fun of being in the kitchen is whipping up new stuff

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (ZTRlp)

350 I don't get it. Is Cake Girl sexy because she *makes* cakes, or because she's *encased* in cake??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)

351 LOL @ "Rocket Man". Trump does know how to troll.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM
_____

Yu won't be raffing when I hit yu with my Sonobi series 2 missires!

Posted by: Kim Jong Uhh at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (H5knJ)

352 I love pancakes. Mrs Hades makes them out of a box. Philistine!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 19, 2017 11:29 PM (vbvxt)

353 k. nipples meet syrup.

Posted by: Chef at September 19, 2017 11:29 PM (OKuv5)

354 I like pancakes OK. Prefer waffles. Whenever I eat breakfast out, however, I never order pancakes, or waffles, or French toast. It's always an omelet or a scramble or something eggy, sometimes with bacon or sausage if included, but always with potatoes of some sort.

Cooking at home, it's usually Belgian waffles or Dutch pancakes (sounds similar to Swedish pancakes mentioned upthread), passed on from my mom. Slop some butter on 'em, sprinkle with granulated sugar, roll 'em up and eat 'em.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 19, 2017 11:29 PM (LMcFk)

355 Everything is better with bacon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 11:30 PM (S6Pax)

356 >> The Joy Of Lollygagging In Just Your Skimpiest
>> Underwear"

That tank top look really gets me going somehow (well, there's a lot of things that get me going -- might be better to just list things that don't get me going).

Basically, a skimpy little tank top like that (in a cold ambient temp, of course) and not much else. Maybe flip flops, or little cute footie sockie thingies, whatever you call 'em.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)

357 I used to love pancakes and bacon in butter and syrup as dinner when I was a kid. Much better than tuna fish casserole

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:31 PM (PUmDY)

358 When I was a kid, it was a big deal to go someplace for breakfast like Country Kitchen, because they had syrups other than maple.

Such as boysenberry, raspberry and strawberry. I liked 'em but always thought the colors made the cakes look strange, especially the strawberry, which looked a bit too much like blood IMHO. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (eMKNe)

359
Heh, I wonder if they make a ball lollygag?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

360 Good news publius. Per IMDB, she's already appeared in:

- "Be Proud Of Your Skin, Pancake Facials"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (nBBdT)

361 I don't get it. Is Cake Girl sexy because she *makes* cakes, or because she's *encased* in cake??
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)


She's an adorable brunette holding a cake that reads, "Happy Diablo III, Ryan".

As a blog we collectively agreed from that one picture that Ryan is a bastard and we all hate him.

Then Cake Girl found out about us. She took it in good stride.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (Tnhbr)

362 I don't get it. Is Cake Girl sexy because she *makes* cakes, or because she's *encased* in cake??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)

Is a cake the only thing you see in her picture?

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (D2vc1)

363 I got drunk with the Iron Butterfly drummer in Grand Junction one time.

Sir I am unfamiliar with this meme.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (rnAwa)

364 Gingerbread pancakes at the Magnolia Cafe in Austin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (89T5c)

365 I eat a lot of breakfasts at 4-5 am during the various seasons (hunt fish) and don't get to eat lunch till...oh, after dinner time.

If I don't have eggs, meat and cheese with at least one starch, I am starving by 2 pm.

If I do, I am fine until 6-7pm (or so).

Pancakes? I am insanely ravenous by 11 am.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (F6PuK)

366 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

367 Silence peasants!

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (6qhvI)

368 "Heh, I wonder if they make a ball lollygag? "

Worthy of one,

*snort*

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (sf2BM)

369 >>She is asking for a wet willy.

I'm on it!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (/Nite)

370 Pancakes are better if you cook them in rendered bacon fat like any good Boy Scout knows.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (3Vlkn)

371 Country Boy: uh, well I, gee... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (eMKNe)

372 >>>She is asking for a wet willy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:27 PM (XFue2)<<<

I like your thinking.

Posted by: Slick Willy Clinton at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (PccTh)

373 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo


"NEXT!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:34 PM (eMKNe)

374 366 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

Don't cash the check until next Friday?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 11:34 PM (ZTRlp)

375 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

Your mom and/or little sister was better.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:34 PM (D2vc1)

376 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

" buuuurp"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (S6Pax)

377 373: awesome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

378 Mike, didn't pick up on that whole title :-)

Colorado Alex, good to hear :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (eMKNe)

379 "what's the worst thing you can say after sex?"

Thank You???

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (sf2BM)

380 chavez, thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (eMKNe)

381 @366

Bro/Sis, Go back to your own room.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (smD62)

382 366- "Are you itchy? I'm itchy."

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (n6gcM)

383 366 & 367: lol

Posted by: Average Guy at September 19, 2017 11:36 PM (LMcFk)

384 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?


I don't know about worst...

, a slap on the ass and a - 'Now clean yourself up and go make me a Pot Pie' is my standard post coital conversation opener.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:36 PM (F6PuK)

385 >>>Basically, a skimpy little tank top like that (in a
cold ambient temp, of course) and not much else. Maybe flip flops, or
little cute footie sockie thingies, whatever you call 'em.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)<<<

That's so disgusting...

Socks?! I mean, really?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (PccTh)

386 Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (F6PuK)

Ditto. Gotta have meat.

I love a big breakfast, don't get me wrong, but it's gotta be bacon heavy, and plenty o' 'taters.

I don't really like sweet food for breakfast.

I mean, waffles are okay now and then, but not just waffles.

I really love leftover steak or salmon for breakfast, but NOT with eggs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (pBIv+)

387 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?


For the Just the Punchline Lovers:

"Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes."

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (F6PuK)

388 Other bad things to say after sex:

"Oh just remembered, my doctor told me I have..."
"Your Yelp reviews made me think it'd be better"
"You do it like my sister does it"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe)

389 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM
_____

Shower at your own place, Shep. This ain't the Y.

Posted by: Sodomy and the Lash at September 19, 2017 11:38 PM (H5knJ)

390 *upon hearing front door slam:* "oh, sounds like Tom's home early!"

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (n6gcM)

391 Ditto. Gotta have meat.

I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (6qhvI)

392 >>I really love leftover steak or salmon for breakfast, but NOT with eggs.


Oh, that's because you have never had Antelope Steak and Eggs with Bernaise and Crab.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (F6PuK)

393 Backs out of ONT......

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (pBIv+)

394 >> Is Cake Girl sexy because she *makes* cakes, or
>> because she's *encased* in cake?

I accidentally saw one of them educational type videos (it's amazing how this stuff can just spontaneously appear on the screen without any input from the user) about a cake girl, well girls who did both.

It was apparently one girl's birthday and her friend baked her a cake. The poor girl had some kind of eating problem or something. She was spastic and couldn't eat it right, and got the damn cake all over her trying to eat it.

The other girl had to help clean her up.


.................


With her tongue.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

395 kallisto: "yup, he just got back from the Gun Club!"
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (eMKNe)

396 "got change for a twenty?"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)

397 Ditto. Gotta have meat.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (pBIv+)

Phrasing? You are getting Shep all hot and bothered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:41 PM (rb1zT)

398 publius, those educational flicks from Mexico must be worth every peso ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:41 PM (eMKNe)

399 >>Backs out of ONT...


Well, if you are backing out can you at least be 'bouncy' about it?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:42 PM (F6PuK)

400 I had a spoiler grandmother and an underwear grandmother. Spoiler used to let me put extra Pillsbury icing on the Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. She also was easily talked into buying me KISS or whatever crap I wanted. Underwear one made me go to the library and always consulted with my parents about everything. She was very miserly.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:42 PM (PUmDY)

401 393: WHY??

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

402 "oh,______" when his or her name isn't _______

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:42 PM (SBgDf)

403 395- gimme two steps Mister

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (n6gcM)

404 >>Backs out of ONT...


Well, if you are backing out can you at least be 'bouncy' about it?


I am still owed after all...

Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (6qhvI)

405 I had a spoiler grandmother, but what the hell is an underwear grandmother?

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (D2vc1)

406 >>Socks?! I mean, really?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (PccTh)

Hah. If I were drinking scotch, I would've spit it out on the screen.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)

407 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
------------

zzzzzzzzzz...

Posted by: They say at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (7Cr6v)

408 Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (F6PuK)

No, and I won't never!

I do not eat sea insects.

I would eat your eggs in Bernaise.

But I'd eat my steak first!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:44 PM (pBIv+)

409 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

It's gonna be an early night?

Posted by: Will Bynn at September 19, 2017 11:44 PM (6qhvI)

410 "... after sex?"

And.... CUT!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:44 PM (6FqZa)

411 Worst thing to say after sex:

"Sorry."

Posted by: Quick Draw McCullough at September 19, 2017 11:45 PM (qYCgM)

412 *country tune*-"that's my house, that's my dog, that ain't my truck"

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:45 PM (n6gcM)

413 >>I do not eat sea insects.


They are forbidden because they are delicious.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:45 PM (F6PuK)

414 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

oops. sorry.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:46 PM (z2W2E)

415 Christmas was a 6 pack of underwear

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

416 I am still owed after all...
Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (6qhvI)


Parts of me ARE bouncy, but you had more than your share of fun in the Morning After thread, when Dack Thrombosis was slapping all the Leftists around with his fully erect cock.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (pBIv+)

417 *>>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

It's gonna be an early night?
Posted by: Will Bynn at September 19, 2017 11:44 PM (6qhvI)*

Ok, this one made me laugh.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (rXkis)

418 98 Just finished watching the last season of Farscape and the movie they made by popular demand. The actress Claudia Black is the definition of an unconventional beauty. I need to see how's she aged since Farscape was 2003.

The last couple of seasons of Stargate: SG1 and Stargate Atlantis turned into a gathering of actors from cancelled SciFi shows, Farscape and Firefly.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (brIR5)

419 >>> what the hell is an underwear grandmother?

Gives you underwear for your birthday, I suspect.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (U0v/A)

420 Latkes with apple sauce.

It makes my hungry just thinking about it. Nom.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (Gv+zt)

421 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

*laughter*

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:48 PM (z2W2E)

422 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?



First!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 11:48 PM (JO9+V)

423 Worst thing to say after sex:


Did I do that?

Posted by: Steve Urkel at September 19, 2017 11:48 PM (PccTh)

424 >> publius, those educational flicks from Mexico

Yanet Garcia's Twitter feed is free. Don't tell her, but she could probably get away with charging for it.

Another good food item premise is the watermelon rubber band thing.

You get the gals to see how many rubber bands that can put on a watermelon before it explodes. All over 'em. That gives a fun clean-up opportunity.

Boy, I'm just proud of how intellectual my artistic tastes are.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:48 PM (8O3HH)

425 They are forbidden because they are delicious.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:45 PM (F6PuK)

Blech, it has nothing to do with religion, I just cannot stand the pissy taste of sea insects. Gross, gross, gross.

I love fish, but you can keep all the sea bugs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:49 PM (pBIv+)

426 >>>>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Hand me your dress so I can wipe off.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2017 11:49 PM (/Nite)

427 a dear friend once showed up at my house and made for me banana crepes with chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

later she had a little room built in her house just for breakfast, where she would entertain in a cozy glass on three sides nook overlooking her amazing garden. on the menu, waffles!

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:50 PM (SBgDf)

428 375 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

Your mom and/or little sister was better.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:34 PM (D2vc1)



https://youtu.be/NYWalQCkXOI

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 11:50 PM (cAnNx)

429 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Man, that booger just flew out, didn't it? Didja see that? Where'd it go, anyway?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:51 PM (z2W2E)

430 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

As Bill Clinton would say "better put ice on that"

Posted by: Chilling the most at September 19, 2017 11:52 PM (9Ej78)

431 366 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

---

That's it??

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 11:52 PM (s5Kql)

432 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

"Thanks, Mom"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

433 "look- Underwear Grandmom's on deck"

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (n6gcM)

434 >what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Was it in ?

Posted by: Sheps the real rocketman at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (vRMso)

435 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?



You've been skipping your Kegels, haven't you?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (F6PuK)

436
A couple broiled lobster tails with lemon butter and a big ol' chunk of blood rare cow is pretty hard to beat.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (S/hVx)

437 Well, since I have not had sex tonight, no shame in saying: I'm outta here."

Nite, all.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (rXkis)

438 425; Tammy, check out the cool waters band. they are a bar band. really good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

439 I love fish, but you can keep all the sea bugs.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:49 PM (pBIv+)


I love taking my girlfriend out for crab. She will sit there and eat with that charming, "no, I really shouldn't . . . may I have another couple of pounds please?" look on her face.

She weighs all of 115 pounds too. I can't figure out where she puts it all.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 11:54 PM (Gv+zt)

440 You've been skipping your Kegels, haven't you?
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (F6PuK)

---

Figures your needle-dicked ass would think that.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 11:54 PM (s5Kql)

441 Booknlass, what? Had a room built for breakfast? Did they add it on?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:55 PM (PUmDY)

442
Worst thing to say after sex:

I meant to do that!

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at September 19, 2017 11:55 PM (IqV8l)

443 More Gawker madness from today; two articles:

"5 Ways Trump's UN Speech Proves He's the World's White-Supremacist-in-Chief"

"Group Of 45 Magnum, P.I.s Kicked Out Of Tigers Game For Alleged Catcalling"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 11:56 PM (3Vlkn)

444 Better get going my wife will be home soon.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 11:56 PM (cAnNx)

445 ...what's the worst thing you can say after sex?


BAAAA!

Posted by: Achmed's Goat at September 19, 2017 11:57 PM (MGCfm)

446 One of these days, Pixy is gonna automatically replace curly quotes with straight quote, rather than throwing red text error message back in my face.

*dares to dream*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 11:58 PM (3Vlkn)

447 Y'all hush about your sweet grandmas; she probably couldn't afford anything else, and just wanted to be able to give you something.

My maternal g-grandma used to give us all a card, with a little outing of some sort in it "Good for one trip to Tallulah Gorge with just Grandma"

I have 81 first cousins on that side, so it was no mean feat.

I got to go to Atlanta with her one time, just me and I was walkin' in pretty high cotton that day, yes I was.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:58 PM (pBIv+)

448 yes, Cos charlie, her husband was a big wig at John Deere, and he spoiled her something wonderful.

it was off the kitchen, and all glass but was designed to be cozy, with a little pot-bellied stove, and a dining table. a breakfast nook extraordinaire!

plus she was really really into breakfast.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:58 PM (SBgDf)

449 You know they say its a great face moisturizer.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 11:59 PM (cAnNx)

450 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Igor! She MOVED! She's alive! ALIVE!

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 20, 2017 12:00 AM (z2W2E)

451 Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:50 PM (SBgDf)

Heavenly!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:00 AM (pBIv+)

452 Igor! She MOVED! She's alive! ALIVE!

I need to try this line.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (6FqZa)

453 "So could you tell that I used to be a man?"

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (cAnNx)

454 Figures your needle-dicked ass would think that.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 11:54 PM (s5Kql)


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (vbvxt)

455 I miss Heavy D.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (s5Kql)

456
I was walkin' in pretty high cotton that day, yes I was.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:58 PM


BLM will be after you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (IqV8l)

457 >> You know they say its a great face moisturizer.

I try that too, but it doesn't work. Also, also kinds of stuff about protein treatment and all that horseshit.

But they still won't do it and threaten to call the cops and all that crap. Just plain mean.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)

458 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (tbOMB)

459 A breakfast room, a morning room, many people have had such wonders.

I'd want mine to face east, for the dawn.

And all the lovely morning sunlight would make it easier on the maid, when she came to tidy up.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (pBIv+)

460 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (vbvxt)

---

*bows*

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:03 AM (s5Kql)

461 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (IqV8l)

Oh, I wish.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:03 AM (pBIv+)

462 Tammy, the memory of those morning times with her had faded until the ONT elicited them from my mind.

My beloved friend's been gone as long as Princess Diana. cancer took her very young.

Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 12:03 AM (SBgDf)

463 Who's Heavy D, baby girl?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:04 AM (pBIv+)

464 Anytime I go out of town for weekend, I look for best brunches. Usually seeing a show at night.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2017 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

465 garrett,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJEbfeG2oAE

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:04 AM (s5Kql)

466 "So could you tell that I used to be a man?"

*knucks*

Posted by: Christy Cillizza at September 20, 2017 12:05 AM (6qhvI)

467 Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 12:03 AM (SBgDf)

Oh that's horrible, I'm so sorry!

But so glad that her man spoiled her good.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:05 AM (pBIv+)

468 would you believe that the M4BL (aka BLM) took over a Trump rally and... started making sense?
tinyurl.com/yb3bpmgn

Add that the freakin' clown posse came to DC last weekend and made even more sense.

It's the end of the world I tell you.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:05 AM (6FqZa)

469 I told a girlfiend that, "I don't need a towel, I can wipe my dick on the curtains like a gentleman" and she was deeply offended told me I was not touching her curtains until she realized I was joking. Then she laughed.

I regret she broke up with me, she had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2017 12:06 AM (Gv+zt)

470 Tammy,

Heavy D was one of the rare rappers that loved the ladies, and had mad respect for us fairer sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJEbfeG2oAE

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:06 AM (s5Kql)

471 Worst thing to say after sex:

Sorry I woke you.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 12:06 AM (PccTh)

472 I think I still have some Heavy D cassettes!

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 12:07 AM (F6PuK)

473 "Toby and the Peanut Butter was better"

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 12:07 AM (cAnNx)

474 lol garrett,

I loved him.

RIP.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:07 AM (s5Kql)

475 She'd had a hard childhood, but her married life seemed perfect.

heck, no wonder I get so bummed out. all of my best friends have gone on already...and me only 29!

Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 12:08 AM (SBgDf)

476 Time for the old folk. Doctor tomorrow to check progress on the eyes, rumor has it he may let me start drivin. I bloody hope.

Just remember, it is the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people, led by an extraordinary man. Of that there is no doubt.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2017 12:08 AM (S/hVx)

477 Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.


Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2017 12:08 AM (S/hVx)


Good night IG.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:09 AM (vbvxt)

478 436 ... irongrampa gets it. The only thing missing is appropriately crispy hash browns or properly buttered Texas toast. Gotta have something to sop up the butter from the lobster tails and juice from the steak.

Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2017 12:09 AM (V+03K)

479 goodnight, IG!

i'll follow soon.

Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 12:09 AM (SBgDf)

480 I get it, I am being messed with. Har de Har, hope y'all had fun.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2017 12:09 AM (PUmDY)

481 Worst thing to say after sex:


My sammich isn't going to make itself

**followed by a smack on the ass**

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 12:10 AM (PccTh)

482 Sadly, no Heavy D and the Boyz on vinyl...

though, I do have a recent reissue of the first Digital Underground LP I need to spin.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 12:10 AM (F6PuK)

483 My sammich isn't going to make itself

**followed by a smack on the ass**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 12:10 AM (PccTh)

---

Thus followed by a 3-5 round burst.

"Get it yourself."

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:12 AM (s5Kql)

484
On the Perry Mason episode playing on MeTV, I saw this actress. Distinct voice, southern accent and real. I've see her before. Looked her up.

Joanna Moore. She was married to Ryan O'Neal and is the mother of Tatum. Did not know that.

Anyway, she got addicted to drugs and alcohol after the breakup with O'Neal. Tragic and died of cancer.

Ryan O'Neal was something of a dick, wasn't he?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:12 AM (8O3HH)

485 Worst Best thing to say after sex:


My sammich isn't going to make itself

**followed by a smack on the ass**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin


The Paolo. He fixes that for you.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 20, 2017 12:13 AM (6qhvI)

486 483: smfh, that's how it would be at my house. i aint stupid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:13 AM (KP5rU)

487 LOL chavez!

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:14 AM (s5Kql)

488 Good night, everyone. If I don't get to sleep soon I'll make something to eat. Really enjoyed the culinary conversation. See folks on the art thread.

Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2017 12:15 AM (V+03K)

489 Niters JTB.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:15 AM (s5Kql)

490 Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:06 AM (s5Kql)

What happened to him, he looks young!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:16 AM (pBIv+)

491 Heart disease and/or diabetes.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:17 AM (s5Kql)

492 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpY_ElM4CYk

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:18 AM (s5Kql)

493 What's wrong with Magnum PI?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:18 AM (rb1zT)

494 "I was saddened to see how bad the ratings were on the Emmys
last night - the worst ever. Smartest people of them all are
the "DEPLORABLES."

Oh yes.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2017 12:18 AM (QDnY+)

495 DJT schlonged those Hollywood trash but good.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:19 AM (6FqZa)

496 487; smfh, sorry to hear about your accident. asshole drivers suck. too many today. my next vehicle will be an f-350 ford diesel dually. then, i can roll coal on all the dumbfucks. lift kit will be a must.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:19 AM (KP5rU)

497 493 What's wrong with Magnum PI?

he ate pizza with pineapple on it

Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe at September 20, 2017 12:20 AM (RgmpP)

498
Joanna Moore. She was married to Ryan O'Neal and is the mother of Tatum. Did not know that.

She did a lot of TV back in the 60's. Didn't know about the O'Neal connection.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 12:20 AM (IqV8l)

499 How come I don't get no lovin'? No mixing up flour and baking powder, just dredge stale, dry bread (important) in an egg/milk mixture w/ vanilla. Dust a little cinnamon and nutmeg. Butter. Maple syrup. SFG.

Posted by: French Toast at September 20, 2017 12:21 AM (2GOKi)

500 Worst thing to say after sex:

sorry, I thought you were your grandson

Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe at September 20, 2017 12:22 AM (RgmpP)

501 he ate pizza with pineapple on it

Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe at September 20, 2017 12:20 AM (RgmpP)



Good to see you shipmate.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:23 AM (vbvxt)

502 I want to remind everyone the Brattleboro Fall Fart-Tubing festival is com___ up soon. There will floots and clowns in the pourade and one lucking person will win a autograph picture of Micheal Obamo !!! All proseedes will be donated to Presdent Obama to help stop Globul Warming /////////

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at September 20, 2017 12:23 AM (WmgTn)

503 Worst thing to say after sex:

sorry, I thought you were your grandson
Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe


So I guess that means I'm closed for the night...

Posted by: The Internet at September 20, 2017 12:23 AM (6qhvI)

504 Go to bed Mary, you've had enough. Take the aspirin first.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:25 AM (vbvxt)

505 504; let her go. she's just getting warmed up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:25 AM (KP5rU)

506 Night Grampa

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2017 12:26 AM (nWc4E)

507 503; that should do it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:27 AM (KP5rU)

508 Sorry Hillary I didn't know it was you.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 20, 2017 12:28 AM (cAnNx)

509 Mary's enjoying the ripple again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2017 12:29 AM (eMKNe)

510 Mary is the lamest sock in the history of this site.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:30 AM (6FqZa)

511 >> Mary's enjoying the ripple again.

That woman's uglier than Esther.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at September 20, 2017 12:31 AM (8O3HH)

512 adios all. be well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:31 AM (KP5rU)

513 I actually think it's a real leftist from Brattleboro impersonating a conservative's parody of a Brattleboro inhabitant.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:31 AM (6FqZa)

514 Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:32 AM (6FqZa)

515 501 hola gge
hope all is well with you

Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe at September 20, 2017 12:32 AM (RgmpP)

516 510 Mary is the lamest sock in the history of this site.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:30 AM (6FqZa)

She is kind of an institution now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:32 AM (rb1zT)

517 She is kind of an institution now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:32 AM (rb1zT)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION!

Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at September 20, 2017 12:33 AM (rb1zT)

518 yeah, 'institution' is definitely a word i'd associate with those posts

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:33 AM (6FqZa)

519 thanks Ben, wish you'd waited a millisecond later

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:34 AM (6FqZa)

520 BTH, that would require your standard crusading leftist to have a sense of humor. I am not sure that computes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rb1zT)

521 "Mary is the lamest sock in the history of this site."

Nah, IMO that would be Dorcus Blimline. Mary's brother I think.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 20, 2017 12:35 AM (sf2BM)

522
I actually think it's a real leftist from Brattleboro impersonating a conservative's parody of a Brattleboro inhabitant.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:31 AM


Wasn't Colbert supposed to be something like that?
Or was he supposed to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 12:35 AM (IqV8l)

523 Ok. First of all, Magnum PI took place in the island Kingdom of Hawaii. Their ways are not our ways. You should just be happy he did not put Teriyaki Spam on pizza. Second, pineapple and pepperoni (with Tabasco Sauce) is a damned fine dining.

Posted by: Tom Selleck's Angry Mustache, Free Rides Available at September 20, 2017 12:38 AM (H5knJ)

524 I'm off to bed. Big day tomorrow before blasting off to Vegas tomorrow night.

Nite all.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 20, 2017 12:39 AM (Jcg9Q)

525 523:

You are a philistine, sir.

Posted by: Higgins at September 20, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)

526 I tried spam again for the first time in around 20 years not that long ago.

Yep. Another 20 will be just fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:41 AM (rb1zT)

527 Full cut, so drum solo...sweet. Flashbacks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 12:41 AM (dCikz)

528 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5OqkD2OG-o

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:47 AM (s5Kql)

529 You should just be happy he did not put Teriyaki Spam on pizza
--

there is teriyaki spam?

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 12:48 AM (aT+Bx)

530 there is teriyaki spam?
Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 12:48 AM (aT+Bx)

Oh...child...

Posted by: Pancake Fucker at September 20, 2017 12:49 AM (t3kPl)

531 I send spam every day! I make good living!

Posted by: Teri Yaki at September 20, 2017 12:49 AM (eMKNe)

532 >>>Mary is the lamest sock in the history of this site.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:30 AM (6FqZa)<<<




Susan Olivia Cuthbert-Klein

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 12:50 AM (PccTh)

533 One of my dogs lost a lot of weight due to cancer. After his surgery, we used Spam (and Mac & Cheese) to fatten him back up. I wanted to fry some of it up for myself, but wife said no dice. No question that it's low rent, but I still like it.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 20, 2017 12:50 AM (H5knJ)

534 Another boring night at work.

On the bright side, at this time tomorrow night I will be on my way to Vegas.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)

Well, I got on the road, late, at 7:20 P.M. Figured I would at least make it to Great Falls. So I get an hour south, and realized I didn't have the dog's vaccination record in the truck with us. Never been asked for them (at the border) on any previous trip, but always carried them. So I drive on to Strathmore, asking myself, "take a chance on it, or no?" "No" won out. I could be back home in an hour, but I was still at least 3 hours from the border. Should I be turned back, it would be a long-ass drive home from there. And there were a couple of other things I remembered I should have loaded. Not deal-breakers, but nice to have.

And then one of the mufflers on the 'burb blew out on the trip home. Depending on what blew out, it could be an easy fix, or not. But too loud to drive it that way for 1500 miles. I have some mufflers and pipe on hand here.

So I will get up early in the morning, locate the dog's papers, load the other overlooked stuff, and see if I can fix the muffler. And hopefully be on the road before noon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 12:50 AM (EkNES)

535
Green eggs and spam, my favorite.

Monty Python's Spam classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

I don't like Spam!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)

536 there is teriyaki spam?
Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 12:48 AM
_____

Yep. Comes in all sorts of "flavors."
http://www.spam.com/varieties

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 20, 2017 12:52 AM (H5knJ)

537 I don't like Spam!
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)

---

I do!

Spam musubi.

Spam, eggs, and rice...

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:54 AM (s5Kql)

538 536 there is teriyaki spam?
Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 12:48 AM

---

Oh fuck yeah.

Plus you can make your own with Spam and Teriyaki sauce.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:55 AM (s5Kql)

539 >>>I don't like Spam!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)<<<

You get used to it.



Posted by: Sonobi at September 20, 2017 12:56 AM (PccTh)

540
Actually, I was just quoting whats-his-name from that Python sketch. I like Spam myself pretty well.

Spam always does better during economic downturns. I remember reading that back after the Crash of '08, the Spam factory (Hormel, I think) was going overtime.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:56 AM (8O3HH)

541 I grew up in Hawai'i.

Fuck y'all.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:56 AM (s5Kql)

542 There are almost as many spam flavors as there are genders.

Posted by: SJWs at September 20, 2017 12:57 AM (PccTh)

543 542 There are almost as many spam flavors as there are genders.
Posted by: SJWs at September 20, 2017 12:57 AM (PccTh)

---

Except that most folks will admit liking Spam.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:59 AM (s5Kql)

544 So many flavors of Spam that one or two might actually be pork.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2017 01:01 AM (3Vlkn)

545
I got a can of jalepeno Spam not too long ago.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH)

546 I don't think I've ever had spam. And I think that when I was in school and they had the "ham patty" sandwich, I think I had that once and made sure to always pack a lunch when it was on the menu after that.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 01:04 AM (cAnNx)

547 Spam, spam, spam, spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam,

Woooonderful Spam!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:05 AM (EkNES)

548 Ham patty might be closer to scrapple than Spam.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2017 01:05 AM (3Vlkn)

549 Avoid the cow patties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:06 AM (EkNES)

550 >>>Except that most folks will admit liking Spam.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:59 AM (s5Kql)<<<

The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.

Posted by: Spam Sade at September 20, 2017 01:07 AM (PccTh)

551 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:08 AM (s5Kql)

552
548 Ham patty might be closer to scrapple than Spam.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2017 01:05 AM (3Vlkn)



Nope. It was definitely spam-like.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 01:08 AM (cAnNx)

553 >>>Avoid the cow patties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:06 AM (EkNES)<<<

And the Peppermint Patty.

Or I'll cut a bitch, sir.

Posted by: Marcie at September 20, 2017 01:09 AM (PccTh)

554 *waves to AOP*

Any chance you can come on down to Texas for the MoMee?

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:10 AM (s5Kql)

555 Nope. It was definitely spam-like.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 01:08 AM (cAnNx)

There are knock-off "luncheon meats" that are not as yummy as Spam. Klik and Kam come to mind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:10 AM (EkNES)

556 Marcie is a thug.

I knew it.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)

557 Spam is very much yummy.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)

558 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 20, 2017 01:12 AM (J2oJa)

559 Any chance you can come on down to Texas for the MoMee?

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:10 AM (s5Kql)

Is that mid-October? I am still hoping to be at the GNAMM. I'm giving myself 2-3 weeks for this road trip. Going to be trailering a vehicle home from Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:12 AM (EkNES)

560 558 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 20, 2017 01:12 AM (J2oJa)

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Does 56% white count?

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:13 AM (s5Kql)

561 Did you know Lena Dunham was once known as Spam Girl? It's true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2017 01:13 AM (eMKNe)

562 Okay, wish me well. Finally steeled up the courage to submit a little story/slice of possible alternate timeline life for Baen's September contest.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:13 AM (R2RYK)

563 >>>Marcie is a thug.



I knew it.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)<<<

My glasses hide the tear tattoo near my eye.

Posted by: Marcie at September 20, 2017 01:14 AM (PccTh)

564 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:14 AM (s5Kql)

565 *waves to SMFH*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:15 AM (R2RYK)

566 562 Okay, wish me well. Finally steeled up the courage to submit a little story/slice of possible alternate timeline life for Baen's September contest.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:13 AM (R2RYK)

---

You got it girlfriend.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:15 AM (s5Kql)

567 Is Treet still in business?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 01:16 AM (rb1zT)

568 SMFH, this is the contest.

http://www.baen.com/contests-september2017

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:17 AM (R2RYK)

569 My glasses hide the tear tattoo near my eye.
Posted by: Marcie at September 20, 2017 01:14 AM (PccTh)


---

No problemo.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:17 AM (s5Kql)

570 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:18 AM (s5Kql)

571 Fried Spam Sandwiches. I've had 'em.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2017 01:18 AM (V2Yro)

572
Treet is Armour's competition to Spam and it appears to still be in business. I *think* they carry it in the local grocery stores, but I'm not sure. The texture is a little different than Spam.

There's a lot of Armour products, but I'm not sure about Treet.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:18 AM (8O3HH)

573 Hey!

Best of luck, Anna ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at September 20, 2017 01:20 AM (AoK0a)

574

I like Vienna sausages, and that's Armour. Also some of their little cans of "potted meat" they call it. Also, some of their beef stew cans.

I accidentally got some of Armour's chicken Vienna sausages and that was awful.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:20 AM (8O3HH)

575 BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM !!!!!

Posted by: Long Suffering British Housewife ... at September 20, 2017 01:21 AM (AoK0a)

576 Thanks, I'm just angling to get maybe perhaps could be noticed by Baen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:23 AM (R2RYK)

577 Vienna sausages are just canned wieners. And what's a wiener? A Viennese sausage, eh? In Austrian (heh) Vienna is "Wien".

I like 'em too. And Pogo always gets one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:23 AM (EkNES)

578
I think Armour is skimping. It's a way to hide inflation, but I think there's one less "Wien" in the cans than there used to be, now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:26 AM (8O3HH)

579 Pogo, "for we have met the Vienna sausage and they are Wien."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:27 AM (R2RYK)

580 Thanks, I'm just angling to get maybe perhaps could be noticed by Baen.

The way to a man's heart is through his library ...

Posted by: Professor Peacock with the Knife ... at September 20, 2017 01:28 AM (AoK0a)

581 Seth Myers on...like him...don't usually watch him. Had a old time comedian on who I never thought was funny, but they had an interesting exchange about people wanting to laugh.

The parting comment by Seth was why I made this post. He said "we could have used that 2 night's ago". (Emmys) And the look on his face said he meant it.

It floored me. I had only heard good things about Colbert's hosting & these comedians usually stick together. Not like the Leno/Letterman wars. Maybe he meant other people acting stupid/political & not Colbert. But it did still surprise me.

Now got that outta my system...Off to dreamland. Needs my beauty sleep.

Posted by: Pandora's Box props at September 20, 2017 01:30 AM (ZXAbo)

582 *masks the lead pipe behind a volume of The Golden Bough while warily eying the 'good' Professor*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:30 AM (R2RYK)

583 Treet plus velveeta aerosol cheese. White privilege on a platter right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2017 01:33 AM (J2oJa)

584 Pancake chick es muy bonita.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2017 01:33 AM (J2oJa)

585 Well the March of Dreams beckons because the alarm comes too early that will sound the rally for me to face that dread event called work.

Night all. And thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:34 AM (R2RYK)

586
581 Seth Myers on...like him...don't usually watch him. Had a old time comedian on who I never thought was funny, but they had an interesting exchange about people wanting to laugh.

The parting comment by Seth was why I made this post. He said "we could have used that 2 night's ago". (Emmys) And the look on his face said he meant it.

It floored me. I had only heard good things about Colbert's hosting & these comedians usually stick together. Not like the Leno/Letterman wars. Maybe he meant other people acting stupid/political & not Colbert. But it did still surprise me.

Now got that outta my system...Off to dreamland. Needs my beauty sleep.



Posted by: Pandora's Box props at September 20, 2017 01:30 AM (ZXAbo)



Seth Myers is a pathetic liberal shit like Colbert.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 01:36 AM (cAnNx)

587 Now the Underwood White meat chicken spread? I am there. That is good stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 01:36 AM (rb1zT)

588 I know a little wiener that needs sealed up...

Posted by: huma abedin at September 20, 2017 01:36 AM (6FqZa)

589 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2017 01:39 AM (eMKNe)

590 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdpsfBsN_Dg

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 01:40 AM (vbvxt)

591
I dig that Underwood deviled ham spread, too.

And perhaps related, I would dig a spread Carrie Underwood as well. And would be a devil.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:41 AM (8O3HH)

592 >>>Now the Underwood White meat chicken spread? I am there. That is good stuff.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 01:36 AM (rb1zT)<<<

Hands off, pal.
**waives Marcie "The Enforcer" over**

Posted by: Carrie Underwood at September 20, 2017 01:42 AM (PccTh)

593 Certainly are a lot of picky eaters in the Horde. Always freaking out about how others eat pineapples, carrots, soybeans, or grass-fed hobo.

Open your mind and bask in the enjoyment provided by these epicurean delights.

Posted by: Sjg at September 20, 2017 01:42 AM (gDSJf)

594 I was looking at the Spam website for quite a while. (Probably a mistake. As Nietzsche said, "If you stare into the Spam, the Spam also stares into you.") And there is a Spam Spread that I have never seen on the shelves. It is now my white whale.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 20, 2017 01:46 AM (H5knJ)

595
Well, I am going to bed. Getting mighty tired, and it will be busy tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:46 AM (EkNES)

596 Last call!

Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2017 01:57 AM (bc2Lc)

597 596 Last call!

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Come on down to Texas and enforce that shit.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:00 AM (s5Kql)

598 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2caEL5ATPX4

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:03 AM (s5Kql)

599 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujf0R4ZOKTQ

--

Beyoncé wishes she was like Janet.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:08 AM (s5Kql)

600 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44VvUqyillk&t=1196s

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:17 AM (s5Kql)

601 Niters y'all.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:26 AM (s5Kql)

602 Niters y'all.

Good night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 20, 2017 02:29 AM (IcT7t)

603 *Looks around*



Mine, all mine.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 02:43 AM (bML9A)

604 603 *Looks around*
Mine, all mine.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 02:43 AM (bML9A)

Um, nope.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 02:54 AM (9egmK)

605 Nope.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 02:55 AM (Id9+8)

606
All yours, Whipsnade. If that's your real name.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 20, 2017 02:56 AM (e1mEI)

607 baseball been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 02:57 AM (8CMuu)

608 *Thumbs through Ace's stash of pictures Hillary in a gimp suit*





Hey he left the drawer open.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 02:59 AM (bML9A)

609 Nice to see I didn't miss much while I was out doing laundry.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 03:01 AM (vbvxt)

610 >>>608 *Thumbs through Ace's stash of pictures Hillary in a gimp suit*
Hey he left the drawer open.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 02:59 AM (bML9A)

Go to your room.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 03:02 AM (9egmK)

611 Retirement is grand and so boring.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:02 AM (bML9A)

612 FAKE!

everyone *knows* the FAB is the original "gimp suit"....

this troll is "fake news"

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 03:03 AM (8CMuu)

613 I tried writing a book about modern Islam in Europe. I got a lot of push back from Muslims and I don't know why. As soon as they read the working title it was all hate and anger.

" In the Anus of Allah"

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:10 AM (bML9A)

614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes. And the still photo of her entering the building looks like her head was photoshopped on.

Maybe I'm mis-perceiving.

Or is Teresa Barnwell back on the job?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901088/Hillary- Huma-arrive-outside-Late-Show.html

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2017 03:10 AM (ZapPq)

615 614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes. And the still photo of her entering the building looks like her head was photoshopped on.

Maybe I'm mis-perceiving.

Or is Teresa Barnwell back on the job?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901088/Hillary- Huma-arrive-outside-Late-Show.html

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2017 03:10 AM (ZapPq)



Medication.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 03:12 AM (cAnNx)

616 Buzzion, I mean that her eyes usually protrude a little. In the Daily Mail pictures, they don't.

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2017 03:13 AM (ZapPq)

617 Or the final psychotic break from reality.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:15 AM (bML9A)

618 Personally, I'm enjoying her mental breakdown.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:18 AM (bML9A)

619 Personally, I'm enjoying her mental breakdown.

Been done: https://youtu.be/6ZeaCohfWsY (sfw)

G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 20, 2017 03:19 AM (IcT7t)

620 Goodnight, BB.

This is it for me as well. Tried to get my homework finished tonight, but it's gonna have to wait for tomorrow.

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2017 03:26 AM (ZapPq)

621 2 days in s row woke up good 1/2 hr before alarm, do you just get up or try not to?
Luckily I'm working at a job by myself and have nothing to do with anyone else except to get what I have to do done. And can start whenever I get there.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2017 03:41 AM (ghofu)

622 I always got up and made coffee. Trying to get that last 1/2 hour made waking to the alarm harder.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:51 AM (bML9A)

623 If its in the middle of night with more than 1 hr I don't get up and at least rest there.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2017 03:58 AM (ghofu)

624 Test.

Posted by: :twisted: :o at September 20, 2017 04:02 AM (/qEW2)

625 Yeah that would work otherwise get up and treat yourself to a great breakfast.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:04 AM (bML9A)

626 Motherfucker.

I really hate my neighbors.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:11 AM (s5Kql)

627
"I really hate my neighbors."




Like kick wedges under the doors and set their place on fire?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:16 AM (bML9A)

628 Like kick wedges under the doors and set their place on fire?
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:16 AM (bML9A)

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Not enough to go to jail over.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:17 AM (s5Kql)

629 *flips through Netflix documentaries*

Pretty sure I'll find one to go to sleep over.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:18 AM (s5Kql)

630 How about going to your local library and removing all the Bill-me-later postage paid magazine subscriptions and filling them out with their address. Lots of laughs and the collection calls will drive them crazy.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:22 AM (bML9A)

631 630 How about going to your local library and removing all the Bill-me-later postage paid magazine subscriptions and filling them out with their address. Lots of laughs and the collection calls will drive them crazy.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:22 AM (bML9A)

---

Pretty sure the library is closed at this time of night.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:33 AM (s5Kql)

632 Pretty sure the library is closed at this time of night.



Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:33 AM (s5Kql)'


Gives you something to do tomorrow then.
Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 04:36 AM (vbvxt)

633 Niters GGE.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:37 AM (s5Kql)

634 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB6wpWgYk44

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:39 AM (s5Kql)

635 H'mm you can put a small amount of grease, preferably used automotive grease on the underside of their car door handles. They won't notice it and by the time they get to work they're smeared with it. Clothes, face everything.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:44 AM (bML9A)

636 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdBvTvxHy7E

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:55 AM (bML9A)

637 Offer them free booze, and they might be more considerate.

Posted by: Vic's neighbor at September 20, 2017 04:57 AM (/qEW2)

638 Girthly? Pfftt. I prefer to use the term veiny treat.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at September 20, 2017 05:03 AM (Z55XK)

639 Bunch of bills CA is mulling over.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/sep/14/bill-requires-california-pet-stores-to-sell-rescue/


"- Add school sexual assault response guidelines to state law after a Trump administration official said it would roll back the rules at the federal level."

But if CA is gay or illegal, and gays and illegals can't commit sexual assault, there should be no need for this.

Posted by: Vic's neighbor at September 20, 2017 05:08 AM (/qEW2)

640 >>>614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes.

The photo that's used on her book cover (shown at Amazon) is super-airbrushed, vasoline-smeared-on-the-lens, whatever you do to do distance the photography subject from reality. She looks like a composed Dinah Shore. Almost electable!

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:13 AM (9egmK)

641 "She looks like a composed Dinah Shore. Almost electable!"





Mortuary science is amazing.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 05:18 AM (bML9A)

642 Mornin'

TREET is SPAM with extra snout!

Think I'll have roast beef hash and eggs, with a Wegmans "everything" bagel.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 20, 2017 05:19 AM (ul9CR)

643 Hillary! photo at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:20 AM (9egmK)

644 643 Hillary! photo at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt
Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:20 AM (9egmK)

It's not her hair, her body, her eyes, her teeth. It's a much improved HRC. If only.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:22 AM (9egmK)

645 643 Hillary! photo at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt
Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:20 AM (9egmK)


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I'll pass.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 05:22 AM (s5Kql)

646 Girthly? Pfftt. I prefer to use the term veiny treat.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2


Give me the girth and length, and I will be able to compute the volume and surface area.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at September 20, 2017 05:22 AM (/qEW2)

647 >>>645 643 Hillary! photo at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt
Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:20 AM (9egmK)
---
I'll pass.
Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 05:22 AM (s5Kql)

It's, honestly, hilarious. It is not-Hillary.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:24 AM (9egmK)

648 >>>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901088/Hillary- Huma-arrive-outside-Late-Show.html

614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes. And the still photo of her entering the building looks like her head was photoshopped on.

Also, wildly insane.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:29 AM (9egmK)

649 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t_vNkJgelc

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 05:35 AM (s5Kql)

650 Stand back, I dont know how big this thing gets.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at September 20, 2017 05:41 AM (Z55XK)

651 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCWVuCCWqzQ

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 05:42 AM (bML9A)

652 Mornin' y'all
Happy happy hump day!

Posted by: wing at September 20, 2017 05:56 AM (BzFtl)

653 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 05:59 AM (EyPfd)

654 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 06:00 AM (hyuyC)

655 VIA and Wong, Top of the morning to ya.

My postings will be light for several days. I'm getting a briefings on being the temporary phone answerer for my boss, and extra tasks at work, with a smidgen of extra pay. I do not post from work computers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 06:07 AM (hyuyC)

656 Wong = wing. My apologies. This smaller Apple wireless keyboard is my new bane / learning curve object.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 06:10 AM (hyuyC)

657 "My postings will be light for several days. "

Allright my friend, a little extra coin is never a bad thing.

We'll keep the light on for ya..

: T. Bodette

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:10 AM (EyPfd)

658 It's, honestly, hilarious. It is not-Hillary.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:24 AM (9egmK)


Yeah, that pic of Hillarity! on the back of her book is waaaaay too thin. Looks like the body double from outside Chelsea's Emergency Room and Condominium from 9/11/16.

Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle at September 20, 2017 06:12 AM (G6dXP)

659 So I was just saying to myself, ya' know, Christmas is in less than 100 day, and I have no idea what to buy myself.

Than this article suddenly showed up.
As if it were a sign.
Almost.

http://tinyurl.com/y8jdz44d

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:12 AM (EyPfd)

660 Good-bye, Fatty, we did know ye.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 06:12 AM (G6dXP)

661
Leonard Skinner, American high school gym teacher; namesake of rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd is dead. Died today in 2010.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 20, 2017 06:15 AM (EgwCt)

662
Any hijinks from Rocket Man yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 06:24 AM (bYk1t)

663

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2017 06:27 AM (kKwi8)

664 "Any hijinks from Rocket Man yet?"

No...but the MSM Mandarins, and the Democratic leadership have all stepped up to defend Lil' Kim from the hateful words of or President.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:28 AM (EyPfd)

665 Any hijinks from Rocket Man yet?


Got Shillary to do an outrage tour on Colbert.

I remember when the late night shows were more about entertainment then having political axes to grind.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

666 I remember when the late night shows were more about entertainment then having political axes to grind.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:29 AM (8ikIW)


Or they were self-deprecating, especially a losing politician, because Johnny wouldn't let them be pompous asses.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 06:31 AM (G6dXP)

667 "I remember when the late night shows were more about entertainment then having political axes to grind. "

It's almost as if Late Night talk shows, and Meet the Press are merging into one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:33 AM (EyPfd)

668
Late night television shows are the daily dying wheezes of screeching bagpipes - you're merely grateful THAT'S over with.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 06:33 AM (bYk1t)

669 Or they were self-deprecating, especially a losing politician, because Johnny wouldn't let them be pompous asses.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 06:31 AM (G6dXP)


I remember what Bob Dole had to say about his election defeat when he ran for President. 'Slept like a baby last night. Woke up crying every two hours.'

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 20, 2017 06:34 AM (EgwCt)

670
614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes. And the still photo of her entering the building looks like her head was photoshopped on.


Her exploration of the wide, wide fashion world opportunities for purple foil wrapping paper are bold... bold and ugly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 06:41 AM (bYk1t)

671 Or they were self-deprecating, especially a losing politician, because Johnny wouldn't let them be pompous asses.

Johnny's show was usually pretty good. I couldn't watch it often because I had to get up at 4 AM for work.

Letterman was kind of goofy quirky at first, after a while though, he was the only one that found his jokes funny.
I've only seen Colbert from clips on the computer, but he reminds me of the old greasy car salesman.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

672 "Hillary! photo at Amazon:



http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt


Posted by: m:"

That is either a great photoshop or a body double. No way could she smile like that: warm genuine.... Far beyond the ability of today's best AI programmers.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2017 06:47 AM (MxEKc)

673
Late night talk show hosts used to understand that their shows and their own roles were to entertain. Period.

Now they think their role is to be "deep" and they haven't the chops to accomplish that illusion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 06:47 AM (bYk1t)

674 Yeah, the smile was unusually human looking ... combined with the purple foil jacket, the effect was disturbing.
Weird hunched-over posture, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 20, 2017 06:50 AM (Umfx1)

675 659 So I was just saying to myself, ya' know, Christmas is in less than 100 day, and I have no idea what to buy myself.



Duh. A new gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2017 06:50 AM (FYqfs)

676 Late night talk show hosts used to understand that their shows and their own roles were to entertain. Period.

It might be that the old late night guys actually had a large quantity of entertaining guests to choose from.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

677 Weird hunched-over posture, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,

Trying to hide her stadium booze bag.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

678 You are currently blocked by most DOD networks due to a detected vulnerability on your site. I won't say what it is here. You should have my email address and if you reach out i can give you the details i saw when i tried to get on the site while on break.

Posted by: Leroy Outlaw at September 20, 2017 06:53 AM (bGtYf)

679
So I was just saying to myself, ya' know, Christmas is in less than 100 day, and I have no idea what to buy myself.

Duh. A new gun.

Posted by: rickb223
__________________________

That reminds me. I bought a $20 ticket for a 25 days of Christmas drawing. Starting Dec 1st through Dec 25th, each day, there is a drawing for a gun.

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2017 06:53 AM (kKwi8)

680

Now they think their role is to be "deep" and they haven't the chops to accomplish that illusion.


The people they have hosting these shows are incredible lightweights.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:55 AM (oVJmc)

681 The people they have hosting these shows are incredible lightweights.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 06:55 AM (oVJmc)


. . . who think they are oh so smart.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 06:56 AM (G6dXP)

682 . . . who think they are oh so smart.
Posted by: RickZ

Yep. That's the Colbert sleazy camera grin after one of his stupid "jokes"

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

683 I've been hitting my 'Refill' button but no response! Huma! Bill! Where are you?!

Posted by: AM Hillary at September 20, 2017 07:07 AM (bc2Lc)

684 Off to get my monthly blood draw. And the prizes are no great shakes, either.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 07:08 AM (G6dXP)

685 Leno was a headliner in Vegas for many years before doing the Tonight Show.

Letterman started in the graveyard slot and worked there for years getting good enough to go earlier.

Carson worked for decades before he took over for Paar.

You compare these guys to Seth Meyers, Fallon, Kimmel, much less a flack like Colbert, and they just can't meaure up.

Humor today is much, much stupider. It takes skill, and writing, to be fairly even-handed. Going partisan is easy, trite. It allows you to be overpraised for empty material by people who already agree with you and just want their opinions stroked.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 07:10 AM (oVJmc)

686 JJ awake and Nood

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 07:14 AM (8ikIW)

687 I'd like a tall stack of nipples, slathered in nipples, with some nipples on the side. Oh, and coffee.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 20, 2017 07:31 AM (EAFEJ)

688 I like it. But face down in the pancakes seems like a Monday theme.

Posted by: pst314 at September 20, 2017 07:54 AM (qbKbl)

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