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Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/18/17)

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen

Quote II

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. Muhammad Ali

Quote III

The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions. Alfred Lord Tennyson


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Not content to sit around and play video games. Frank Giaccio mows the White House lawn.

On Friday, 11-year-old Frank Giaccio became the talk of the country after being spotted on the White House lawn.

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As long as Hillary continues the blame game she will continue to be ripped. And rightfully so. Just. F*cking. Go. Away. Bitch.

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The ONT has never seen this in any of Sunday's Food Threads. And it is doubtful that Weasel and Bluebell will have this recipe in their cook book (cough, cough). So The ONT brings you Weed gummies recipe.

Once you’ve mastered the basics of cooking with marijuana, like making weed butter or baking pot brownies, it’s time to move onto advanced techniques. Weed gummies are a popular choice because they fit in a little bag, they’re delicious, and their small size makes dosing a breeze.

This is only for you Morons where the weed stuff is legal. Don't be making illegal gummies otherwise.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


September 18, 1970, Jimi Hendrix was pronounced dead on arrival at St. Mary Abbot's Hospital in London at the age of 27 after choking on his own vomit. Hendrix left the message 'I need help bad man', on his managers answer phone earlier that night. Rumors and conspiracy theories grew up around Hendrixís death. Eric Burdon claimed Jimi had committed suicide, but thatís contradicted by reports that he was in a good frame of mind. In 2009, a former Animals roadie published a book claiming that Jimiís manager had admitted to him that he arranged the murder of Hendrix, since the guitarist wanted out of his contract. via thisdayinmusic.com


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September 18, 2006, 73 year old country singer Willie Nelson and four members from his band were charged with drug possession after marijuana and magic mushrooms were found by police on his tour bus. Police had stopped the tour bus near Lafayette, Louisiana. via thisdayinmusic.com


In honor of Willie.........


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A waste of public tax money? Or the right thing to do?

PIERCE TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- Getting cited by the police doesn't always have to be a bad thing in Pierce Township.

Police Chief Jeff Bachman said his men have added a new type of ticket to their arsenal: A yellow slip recognizing the actions of residents who take time to do the right thing for others.

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The Green Revolution, saving the world from global warming and weaning us from our addiction of fossil fuels. But, can we really run a modern society on green power alone?

For instance, in Europe, the practical wind energy potential for electricity production on- and off-shore is estimated to be at least 30,000 TWh per year, or ten times the annual electricity demand. [1] In the USA, the technical solar power potential is estimated to be 400,000 TWh, or 100 times the annual electricity demand. [2]

Such statements, although theoretically correct, are highly problematic in practice. This is because they are based on annual averages of renewable energy production, and do not address the highly variable and uncertain character of wind and solar energy.

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NSFW Our weekly dose of Gavin McInnes

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Are you or someone you know a pantie maniac? The Japanese to the rescue. SFW

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Comedian Ron White once said, "You can't fix stupid." Is he right? 50% of Americans don't know that free speech is a guaranteed right.

It’s been roughly 230 years since the American Constitution first debuted. Unfortunately, that length of time doesn’t seem to have solidified its presence in the American mind. In fact, many Americans cannot even name the most famous element of its First Amendment.

According to a recent survey published by the Annenberg Public Policy Center, more than a third of Americans are unable to name any of the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment. Freedom of speech is one of these rights. Yet while knowing this right seems like a simple and obvious matter, only 48 percent of Americans are familiar with it.

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The ONT has repeatedly told Morons to never stick their dicks in crazy. Do we have to expand the "No-No" list? Genius Award Winner.

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Do you enjoy to drink alone? If you don't, The ONT suggests that you don't try this.

STEWARTSTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Police say a drunken Pennsylvania man who didn’t want to drink alone forced his way into a woman’s home and sat down with two 12-packs of beer.

Thirty-nine-year-old Sean Haller, of Stewartstown, faces charges including criminal trespass and remained in the York County jail on Monday

Maybe he should adopt a pet.


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Who needs the Welsh equivalent of the Coast Guard when you have this kid around? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. As always pants are optional.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:18 PM




Comments

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1 TITS

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2017 10:17 PM (oAY8z)

2 'Murica.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

3 Last!

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (Vb4BV)

4 Oh en tee!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (Id9+8)

5 Primos?

Posted by: Mama San at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

6 First?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

7 Where's all de white wimmin?

Posted by: Cherry Peppers does Italy at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (O34tS)

8 TITS is first!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (oAY8z)

9 I'm open to them selling rum as well.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (z/Ubi)

10
'Murica.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

FOCK YEAH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (Id9+8)

11 haro

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (SBgDf)

12 I'd like to spend some time saying mean things about the Frail Beast.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

13 Am I allowed to comment here now?

Posted by: Zaklog the Deplorable at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (U9jMT)

14 Damn lawnmower kid doing work Americans are not supposed to do!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (gwPgz)

15 Love the ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

16 Fundraisers.... Anyone need popcorn?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 18, 2017 10:20 PM (3JQ/p)

17 Am I allowed to comment here now?

Posted by: Zaklog the Deplorable at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (U9jMT)

Were you allowed to comment before?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2017 10:20 PM (Id9+8)

18 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2017 10:20 PM (nvMvs)

19 Par-tay

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2017 10:20 PM (U0v/A)

20 Candace Owens. I'd hit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

21 Why is Hillary Clinton wasting her time worrying about losing the job of POTUS when the position of intergalactic emperor of the universe is still open.

Just because she would have to oppose our reptilian overlords should be of no concern.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 18, 2017 10:21 PM (e8kgV)

22 Hey everybody.

#fucktheemmys
#fuckthecelebs

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 10:21 PM (eMKNe)

23 15 Love the ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks, good to see you!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:21 PM (kv2OO)

24 shouldn't those flags be on fire?

Posted by: wandering SJW at September 18, 2017 10:22 PM (ATMED)

25 23 15 Love the ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks, good to see you!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:21 PM (kv2OO)


You too!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

26 willowed just now:


Helmer is/was an intel weenie, who apparently never went outside the
wire... and spent a good part of his "career" either going to school or
teaching in one.
votevets.org/candidates/dan-helmer-for-helmer
and a ring knocker too, but gout out after 11 years, as a major.
stellar career there, bro!Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (ATMED)

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2017 10:23 PM (ATMED)

27 >>>Don't be making illegal gummies otherwise.



AH DO WHAT AH WAWNT!

Posted by: Cartman on the Springer show at September 18, 2017 10:23 PM (Id9+8)

28 Quote III
The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions. Alfred Lord Tennyson

ain't it the truth.

self-discipline: the final frontier

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 10:23 PM (SBgDf)

29 When I was in the Scouts we had to sell candy, light bulbs, and film. I hated going door-to-door. I dont imagine that's permitted anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 10:23 PM (EZebt)

30 The alarm goes off at five. Night, y'all. Carry on, Morons and 'Murica.

Posted by: iwuzhere at September 18, 2017 10:23 PM (jiGGU)

31 8 TITS is first!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (oAY8z)

Aren't you the UA guy?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

32 Yeah, should not have watched Panzerlied.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2017 10:24 PM (zLDYs)

33 13 Am I allowed to comment here now?
Posted by: Zaklog the Deplorable at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM


Do you live in a deep, dark cave?

Posted by: Governor Jerry Brown (D-Commiefornia) at September 18, 2017 10:24 PM (DMUuz)

34 14 Damn lawnmower kid doing work Americans are not supposed to do!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (gwPgz)


It was like a million blades of grass all cried out at once and were silenced.

Posted by: Princell Leia of Berkley at September 18, 2017 10:24 PM (O34tS)

35 TITS
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2017 10:17 PM (oAY8z)


And, because Japan, mannequin tits!

Posted by: filbert at September 18, 2017 10:24 PM (s5o+q)

36 No weed gummies in the cookbook, I promise.

No weed anything in the cookbook, either.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:25 PM (UoSKV)

37 Just in case you lurk through this thread a bit.

#<3weeks

Posted by: teej at September 18, 2017 10:25 PM (T3zWB)

38 TITS is good.

Or is it TITS are good?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:25 PM (0tfLf)

39 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 18, 2017 10:25 PM (IcT7t)

40 I'm open to them selling rum as well.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 10:18 PM (z/Ubi)

How inclusive of you!

A true progressive....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2017 10:26 PM (wYseH)

41 36 No weed gummies in the cookbook, I promise.

No weed anything in the cookbook, either.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:25 PM (UoSKV)



Well looks like willow will be cancelling her order.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2017 10:26 PM (z/Ubi)

42 Love the ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks, good to see you!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:21 PM (kv2OO)
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I second that emotion. Hi there, Lady!

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:26 PM (UoSKV)

43 36 No weed gummies in the cookbook, I promise.

No weed anything in the cookbook, either.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:25 PM (UoSKV)


Sooooooooooooooooo predictable

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:26 PM (kv2OO)

44 >>No weed gummies in the cookbook, I promise.



No weed anything in the cookbook, either.



Posted by: bluebell

Oh, I see. Bogarting it are we?

Posted by: Aviator at September 18, 2017 10:26 PM (/Nite)

45 Howdy Ya'll!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 10:27 PM (w+Jhj)

46 @21- Sorry rage boy.

Emperor of the Universe is Monty.

Posted by: teej at September 18, 2017 10:27 PM (T3zWB)

47 White, straight, honest, and hard-working is no way to go thru life, son...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 18, 2017 10:27 PM (Sv2/X)

48 Sooooooooooooooooo predictable

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


....sez the King of Siam.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 10:27 PM (S6Pax)

49 TITS is good.

Or is it TITS are good?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2017 10:25 PM (0tfLf)


YES

and

(yes)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (oAY8z)

50 Sooooooooooooooooo predictable


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:26 PM (kv2OO)
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Yes indeed. Nothing but milk and cookies in our cookbook.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (UoSKV)

51 A waste of public tax money? Or the right thing to do?

++++

I'll bet you money that the $10 Walmart gift cards are donated by Walmart.

For me, the concern would be if they're pulling people over to give them the "good" tickets. The example they cited wouldn't bother me - coming across someone who stopped to help someone else change a flat. But, I don't want any cops pulling me over to give me any kind of citation, even a good one. I got better things to do and I don't need the stress.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (pvjTE)

52 ....sez the King of Siam.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 10:27 PM (S6Pax)

You liked that headline did you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (kv2OO)

53 Is ONT anything like CFNM? I may be at the wrong site, then. So confused...

I drink alooone, with nobody else... cause when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself... just me and my good buddy Walker, and his brothers Blacky and Red

Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (hCbo0)

54 44 >>No weed gummies in the cookbook, I promise.



No weed anything in the cookbook, either.



What did I say?

Posted by: Dill Weed at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (O34tS)

55 36 No weed anything in the cookbook, either.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:25 PM (UoSKV)


Don't want to violate probation. Again.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2017 10:29 PM (nvMvs)

56 >>When I was in the Scouts we had to sell candy, light
bulbs, and film. I hated going door-to-door. I dont imagine that's
permitted anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

I have kids at my door selling stuff for school things pretty frequently.

Posted by: Aviator at September 18, 2017 10:29 PM (/Nite)

57 Wow, how about those Emmys everybody?

Kim's H-bomb can't land on San Fernando Valley fast enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 10:29 PM (eMKNe)

58 Don't want to violate probation. Again.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2017 10:29 PM (nvMvs)
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You got that right. I'm running out of ways to escape. Those geology books and little rock hammer you all sent were nice, but not real effective.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:30 PM (UoSKV)

59 You liked that headline did you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Are you shaving your head?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 10:30 PM (S6Pax)

60 Anybody else see the pic of James Corden kissing Sean Spicer last night?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 10:31 PM (eMKNe)

61 That man-girl-thing in the McInnes video is a right horrorshow.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

62 You got that right. I'm running out of ways to escape. Those geology books and little rock hammer you all sent were nice, but not real effective.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:30 PM (UoSKV)

I hear you are awesome with a spork.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:31 PM (kv2OO)

63
14 Damn lawnmower kid doing work Americans are not supposed to do!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 18, 2017 10:19 PM (gwPgz)


Remember how the Tea Party crowds marching on Washington cleaned up after themselves and actually left the grounds cleaner than they found them?

Remember how the lefties did not clean up a damn thing after their gatherings in Washington? Remember what they said about why they didn't? "Because if we cleaned up after ourselves, we'd put government employees out of work."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 10:31 PM (pNxlR)

64 I second that emotion. Hi there, Lady!
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:26 PM (UoSKV)


Hi Bluebell!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

65 I hear you are awesome with a spork.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:31 PM (kv2OO)
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It makes a fantastic shiv. I might have use for it soon.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:32 PM (UoSKV)

66 I missed act 3 on the great Trump sell out of DACA. What happened was closely right with Schumer right or did everyone go wobbly?

Posted by: Fen at September 18, 2017 10:32 PM (5iIq4)

67 You got that right. I'm running out of ways to escape. Those geology books and little rock hammer you all sent were nice, but not real effective.
Posted by: bluebell


Either get busy writing that cook book, or get busy rolling a doobie.

Did Morgan Freeman really say that? Sounds kinda "off".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 10:32 PM (S6Pax)

68 >>> I have kids at my door selling stuff for school things pretty frequently.

Is your crawl space filling up?

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2017 10:32 PM (U0v/A)

69 Evening all.

Got Vegas on my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPUMUrUgcNQ

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 10:32 PM (D2vc1)

70 Sunday Swimwear on Monday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909468177494675456

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909468261196161026

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909468392599490560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909468492285530112

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909468592089059328

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909468714625576961

Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (eh0Va)

71 the emmys are just below the nfl here. so no, i didn't see shit about the emmys. or, the nfl. don't give a shit anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

72
Re that Japanese "panty maniac" thing. Those things are basically for dudes mostly, apparently.

They are "otoko no ko".

Japan, what the hell happened? Hell, we'll probably that far gone too, in just few years.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH)

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62 You got that right. I'm running out of ways to escape. Those geology books and little rock hammer you all sent were nice, but not real effective.
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:30 PM (UoSKV)


You need some beefcake posters and mad accounting skills, I am certain.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (pNxlR)

74 Nice!

Thanks, MisHum, you never disappoint.

Love the kid with the dingy story.

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)

75 the stupidity and mediocrity on display in the award show clips I've seen reminds me of high school.

They're stuck in high school, and the rest of us have moved on. They think we envy them. I don't believe we do.

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (SBgDf)

76 Baby Sister Update

Joyce called this morning to let me know that their power's back on (after a week without it).

WooHoo!

She already felt better - apparently a fresh cup of coffee helped ensure that - and sounded great. I even made her laugh!

They did end up losing all the food in their fridge, but apparently it wasn't a huge loss.

[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)

77
Are you shaving your head?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 10:30 PM (S6Pax)

Yup, just like ESPN isn't preaching lefty politics

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:34 PM (kv2OO)

78 "Are you or someone you know a pantie maniac?"

Akane-chan no Panty!*

*Japanese

Posted by: Happosai at September 18, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)

79 When I was in the Scouts we had to sell candy, light bulbs, and film. I hated going door-to-door. I dont imagine that's permitted anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Our local Scouts take orders for flavored popcorn. I always buy some. They also fund raise by putting up American flags. For $35/year, they stop by and put up a flag at the curb in front of your house on appropriate days; Flag Day, the 4th, Memorial Day, 9/11, Veterans Day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:34 PM (9tO1t)

80 More Sunday Swimwear on Monday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909468845164855297

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909468941604573184

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909469060932493317

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909469158970183681

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909469246438166528

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/909469336464654336

Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2017 10:34 PM (eh0Va)

81 There is a 24 hour diner that moved in up the street from me. Apparently its a pretty popular diner in the area. Not being a native of NoVA I had never heard of it. Bob and Edith's Diner is pretty good. Only been there twice but so far pretty good. Had a western omelet last week and a bacon cheeseburger and home fry's tonight. I love the 24 hours aspect of it. I work mids. That will be convenient on my days off and i can't sleep at 0300.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2017 10:34 PM (k13Tt)

82 76 Baby Sister Update

Joyce called this morning to let me know that their power's back on (after a week without it).

WooHoo!

She already felt better - apparently a fresh cup of coffee helped ensure that - and sounded great. I even made her laugh!

They did end up losing all the food in their fridge, but apparently it wasn't a huge loss.

[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)


Prayers unceasing for Joyce and her family, Ibguy.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

83 >>>>She already felt better - apparently a fresh cup of coffee helped ensure that - and sounded great. I even made her laugh!

1) Of course it does, it's the nectar of the Gods.
2) I hear you folks are pretty funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:35 PM (kv2OO)

84 Puddleglum, I haven't been to Bob and Edith's in forever (like way back in the last century) but I remember it being good. How nice that there's one close to you now.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:36 PM (UoSKV)

85 Yes indeed. Nothing but milk and cookies in our cookbook.



Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (UoSKV)44
Milk is rayciss.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2017 10:36 PM (Id9+8)

86 "Are you or someone you know a pantie maniac?"

Arnold Layne...

Had a strange... hobby.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at September 18, 2017 10:36 PM (w+Jhj)

87 RE: "Don't want to violate Probation again."

Funny bit in the movie Kalifornia about that. Basically a naive young couple reason that an ex-con is harmless, because he's on parole, not realizing the guy just beat his parole officer's brains in with a shovel.

Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2017 10:36 PM (hCbo0)

88 A cups B cups C cups D

We love them all, verily!

Mosquito bites or to the knee

Tits are great, yes indeed!!

GO TITS!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2017 10:37 PM (JO9+V)

89 >>Is your crawl space filling up?

Posted by: fluffy

Nah, I usually just look out the window and turn the sprinklers on.

Posted by: Aviator at September 18, 2017 10:37 PM (/Nite)

90 That Helman Zone video?

Dan is wearing a T shirt that says VETERAN.
Underneath that word is a US Flag.

The US Flag on Dan's shirt has 11 stripes.

Yes. Eleven stripes.

-

I noticed it all by my lonesome. When Dan walked into the bar I thought 'That flag looks off' It was more rectangular with the Blue field than square. That looks better if you're a graphic designer, but - hey - it's not accurate.

So I paused the video and counted.

Sure enough.

Dan Helman: Two stripes short of a US Flag.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 18, 2017 10:37 PM (uBKPR)

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Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (UoSKV)44
Milk is rayciss.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2017 10:36 PM (Id9+

Not chocolate milk
Duh



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:37 PM (kv2OO)

92 I heard about that Arnold Layne....

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 10:37 PM (SBgDf)

93 i dropped a huge emmy this morning. right after i woke up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

94 I really want to know why "Stephanie" (is that its desired name now?) isn't in an asylum. I mean, even most of the tranny left ought to be able to agree that he is legitimately insane.

That is just the most contemptible thing ever.

Posted by: T at September 18, 2017 10:38 PM (MmeCn)

95 Who is still missing their lighter? I had 14 and I'm back up to 18. And not on purpose. Sigh.

Posted by: Fen at September 18, 2017 10:38 PM (5iIq4)

96 29 When I was in the Scouts we had to sell candy, light bulbs, and film. I hated going door-to-door. I dont imagine that's permitted anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 10:23 PM (EZebt)


One year we sold road flares for people to put in theirs cars in case of emergency.

Yeah, get off my lawn.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2017 10:38 PM (nvMvs)

97
We must, we must,
We must improve our bust!
The bigger, the better,
The tighter the sweater!
We must improve our bust!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 10:39 PM (pNxlR)

98 Mentally ill student commits suicide by cop.

What's next for the college campus where it happened? Why violent protests, of course!

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/909965999952216065

Posted by: Thrawn at September 18, 2017 10:39 PM (a1WR4)

99 84 Puddleglum, I haven't been to Bob and Edith's in forever (like way back in the last century) but I remember it being good. How nice that there's one close to you now.
Posted by: bluebell



Its walking distance so close. Too close. I think B&E will not do my arteries any good.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2017 10:39 PM (k13Tt)

100 82 LadyLibertarian

Thank you, ma'am.

83 MisHum

1) Agreed
2) Yup

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2017 10:39 PM (vUcdz)

101 >>Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2017 10:34
>> PM (eh0Va)

You do God's work man. That is B( . )( . )B-alicious, indeed

Folks, do check out #8 there. Both of 'em. One has on one of those "slingshot" bikinis and the other has some massive jugs -- sidebood and underboob all coming out at the same time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

102 Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2017 10:33 PM (eh0Va)

You are a Great American!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

103 Also, I drink a fair amount of alcohol.

I'm at a loss as to what drink the bartender in Helman's HELMAN ZONE video serves the evil Republican female incumbent.

It looks like brown liquor in a rocks glass served with ice and a wedge of lime on the rim.

If someone more versed in the arts of mixology could help me out, I'd appreciate it. Otherwise I'd figure that Helman's video team doesn't know much about drinking.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 18, 2017 10:40 PM (uBKPR)

104 So I went for a run this evening and it got pretty dark and I almost stepped on a snake. I'm calling my therapist first thing tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

105 That Welsh kid doing the rescuing, hell of a thing. His parents are NOT raising a snowflake!

The world needs more like him and the White House lawnmowing kid.

They don't need to read "The Dangerous Book for Boys". They're doing fine, and writing their own chapters, day by day.

A bright bit of hope remains.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2017 10:41 PM (MGCfm)

106 96 29 When I was in the Scouts we had to sell candy, light bulbs, and film. I hated going door-to-door. I dont imagine that's permitted anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2017 10:23 PM (EZebt)

One year we sold road flares for people to put in theirs cars in case of emergency.

Yeah, get off my lawn.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2017 10:38 PM (nvMvs)

People had cars back then?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

107 104.

No step on snek

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 10:42 PM (fA1SL)

108 105 Jim

2nded!

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2017 10:42 PM (vUcdz)

109 104 So I went for a run this evening and it got pretty dark and I almost stepped on a snake. I'm calling my therapist first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

No step on snek!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

110 Sean Haller should refer to this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

PS George T. puts on a great show. I've seen him a couple of times. Sounds as good live as in studio.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2017 10:42 PM (0ogQG)

111 21 Why is Hillary Clinton wasting her time worrying about losing the job of POTUS when the position of intergalactic emperor of the universe is still open.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy


Because the intergalactic empire doesn't have a large treasury to loot. Wouldn't be worth her while.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2017 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

112 "One year we sold road flares for people to put in theirs cars in case of emergency.



Yeah, get off my lawn.

Posted by: Michael the Texan"

I went around and "sold" Buddy Poppies for the VFW. Got a lot of donations.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at September 18, 2017 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

113 96. Heh....we sold firedrills cave-to-cave.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 10:43 PM (fA1SL)

114 91
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (UoSKV)44
Milk is rayciss.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2017 10:36 PM (Id9+

Not chocolate milk
Duh



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:37 PM (kv2OO)

That's miscegenated milk.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

115 Off sock.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

116 After Alyssa Milano, the Greatest Actress of Our Time, bravely reported Trump on Twitter, she proclaimed that of course she "has no politics".

Alyssa, you may still have *some* admirers because of your forays into softcore pron, but I will proclaim until the day I die that the best movie you were in was Commando. And that's because you were a cute kid who didn't say much, only there to give the reason for Arnie to go on his revenge rampage.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 18, 2017 10:44 PM (a1WR4)

117 So I went for a run this evening and it got pretty dark and I almost stepped on a snake. I'm calling my therapist first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
----------

Oh yuck. Snakes skeeve me out. I've got shivers just reading that. Some day I'll tell you my snake story involving my dining room window, but not tonight because I've got to go to bed.

ibguy, love seeing the updates about Joyce. So glad she has power and COFFEE again.

Good night!

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:44 PM (UoSKV)

118 God dammit, Ted Cruz!

I just wasted half my evening because of that guy. I'd effectively cut out my porn habit these past six months. I did it by putting my desktop computer in a place where my neighbors see me sitting at my desk. And for my mobile I turned on Apple's parental controls and made I forgot the PIN to unlock. So far that had been enough, even some of the AoSHQ comments get blocked, but apparently Twittter porn is a huge loop hole... people doin' it, and doin' hard, skates right through iPhone's filter. And now I know, thanks to the Senator.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 18, 2017 10:44 PM (HaZvX)

119 29 When I was in the Scouts we had to sell candy, light bulbs, and film. I hated going door-to-door. I dont imagine that's permitted anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


A lot of the organizations and schools tell the kids not to go to stranger's houses. So they hit up relatives, friends, neighbors, and parents' co-workers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2017 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

120 We all did some things in the Scouts that we're not too proud of...

Posted by: Canteen Boy at September 18, 2017 10:45 PM (cQdY5)

121 Gotta think the police have realized that stopping people to give them a ticket for a good deed is not a great idea. I like the idea where if they see the fixing flat scenario or come on a scene that they would check out anyway and see someone trying to help, they would give a ticket. It can't possibly hurt to have some pleasant dialogue.

Posted by: RM at September 18, 2017 10:45 PM (eP+dt)

122 For me, the concern would be if they're pulling people over to give them the "good" tickets. The example they cited wouldn't bother me - coming across someone who stopped to help someone else change a flat. But, I don't want any cops pulling me over to give me any kind of citation, even a good one. I got better things to do and I don't need the stress.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (pvjTE)

As I've pointed out before, the one time a cop pulled me over for doing good I was drunk, high, didn't have my license and after he left saw I also had a big fat joint sitting in the console between the seats. 10 minutes of sheer terror.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 10:46 PM (D2vc1)

123 My scout troop sold Tom Watt kits, a cardboard suitcase-sized display kit full of household items. My neighbors suffered through my pitch with grace and goodwill.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2017 10:46 PM (JO9+V)

124 120 We all did some things in the Scouts that we're not too proud of...
Posted by: Canteen Boy at September 18, 2017 10:45 PM (cQdY5)


***Giggles***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:46 PM (kv2OO)

125

Good night!
Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2017 10:44 PM (UoSKV)


Good night, Bluebell!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

126 Mis.Hum., I would love to hear your giggle.

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 10:47 PM (SBgDf)

127 106 96 29 Yeah, get off my lawn.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2017 10:38 PM (nvMvs)

People had cars back then?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:41 PM (NWiLs)


Yabba Dabba Doo!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2017 10:47 PM (nvMvs)

128 I had read about weasels for years, and pretty much assumed that they were about the size of minks. Then I finally saw one.

They are mammal snakes with legs. Blood-drinking mammal snakes with legs.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2017 10:47 PM (Vb4BV)

129 >> We all did some things in the Scouts that we're
>> not too proud of...

Speak for yourself. I was proud of everything I did there.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 18, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH)

130 Nothing new and exciting in good ol' Omaha. We're going through the usual change of seasons gyrations. Cold and clammy today. Hot and humid tomorrow and Wednesday. Thursday, cold and clammy again. Friday and Saturday, hot and humid. No matter what you start out wearing in the morning you change completely again during the afternoon, and sometimes again in the evening just to survive.

Forgot. There is something affecting the entire state. Nebraska got stomped for the second week in a row. Right now, I'm thinking it wasn't such a bad idea to close last year. From what little I catch on the radio and in the newspaper, the entire state is going to be pouting through at least Thanksgiving, which means everyone sits at home and doesn't spend a penny. Nebraska believes the National Championship is their God-given right, and they throw massive tantrums when thwarted.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at September 18, 2017 10:48 PM (US0RG)

131 We all did some things in the Scouts that we're not too proud of...
Posted by: Canteen Boy at September 18, 2017 10:45 PM (cQdY5)

We used to take our 22's on all of our camping trips. Every kid had one.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 18, 2017 10:48 PM (T71PA)

132 Not chocolate milk

Duh









Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:37 PM (kv2OO)

That's cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2017 10:48 PM (Id9+8)

133 "Oh yuck. Snakes skeeve me out. I've got shivers
just reading that. Some day I'll tell you my snake story involving my
dining room window, but not tonight because I've got to go to bed.



ibguy, love seeing the updates about Joyce. So glad she has power and COFFEE again.



Good night!



Posted by: bluebell"

My brother had a job milking rattlesnakes for their venom at a local zoo. They also had pythons that were fun to handle.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)

134 I wonder - do the Mongol boy scouts go yuet-to-yurt, settlement to settlement, pillaging?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 10:48 PM (fA1SL)

135 As long as Hillary continues the blame game she will continue to be ripped. And rightfully so. Just. F*cking. Go. Away. Bitch.

She's on tonight with Talentless Colbert, who will suck xer dick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2017 10:49 PM (oVJmc)

136
That man-girl-thing in the McInnes video is a right horrorshow.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:31 PM


That's Stefonknee. It's been here before.

http://tinyurl.com/yb6756eu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 10:49 PM (IqV8l)

137 109 104 So I went for a run this evening and it got pretty dark and I almost stepped on a snake. I'm calling my therapist first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

No step on snek!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:42 PM (NWiLs)


Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

138 heh. I think I found the yellow jacket nest that I 'discovered' the other day. Just went out and chembombed them...I hope. Tomorrow will tell.

I hate doing that, they have a place in nature, but the little bastards have morphed into biker bees, and they crossed a line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:49 PM (9tO1t)

139 Maria is making landfall in Dominica right now, as a Cat 5. Next on the hit list, the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico. Didn't we just bail out PR?

We're gonna need a bigger credit card.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2017 10:49 PM (0ogQG)

140

In fact, as Newsweek pointed out yesterday, the Emmys have lost 50% of their audience since 2013 and the lowest ratings since 1990, and last night's extravaganza certainly didn't turn the ship around.


Am I the only person to snort out loud at Newsweek talking about anyone's loss of audience?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2017 10:49 PM (LTHVh)

141 Eh, Milano is only posting this stuff because she needs to remind people she exists. I doubt her agent knows she still around.

I'm amused that the Emmy's ratings were lower than last year which were the lowest ever (at the time). Good to see they haven't reached the bottom yet. When they do, they'll just keep digging anyways. They have more money than sense which will keep them stumbling along, stupid and vain. When they meet the Gods of the Copybook Headings, well, that will be an 'interesting' day for them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2017 10:50 PM (k13Tt)

142 "As I've pointed out before, the one time a cop
pulled me over for doing good I was drunk, high, didn't have my license
and after he left saw I also had a big fat joint sitting in the console
between the seats. 10 minutes of sheer terror.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador"

I had one of those kind of cop encounters where I happened to be carrying a .45 Mexican style under my jacket. In Maryland. Talk about sweating.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)

143 Re @ 105

You beat me to the punch, Jim. I was going to say that we need to make him an honorary American. We certainly need more like him to balance out the pansies being raised today.
Kid deserves a medal.

Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at September 18, 2017 10:51 PM (IDvUO)

144 133: AR: phrasing, my friend. almost sounds like the rattlesnakes had really big dicks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

145 So I went for a run this evening and it got pretty dark and I almost stepped on a snake. I'm calling my therapist first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
----------

Once again, AtC's theory confirmed.

Also my own, i.e., run only when chased.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:51 PM (9tO1t)

146 126 Mis.Hum., I would love to hear your giggle.
Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 10:47 PM (SBgDf)

I'm flattered at that.
Believe me it's nothing special.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:51 PM (kv2OO)

147 Almost shtepped on a shnake. Hmm. Very interestink.

Posted by: zombie dr sigmund freud at September 18, 2017 10:51 PM (mJ8mX)

148 117 bluebell

Thank you!!

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2017 10:52 PM (vUcdz)

149 143. I dunno.....good kid, sounds like, but he's a pikey.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 10:52 PM (fA1SL)

150 "heh. I think I found the yellow jacket nest that I
'discovered' the other day. Just went out and chembombed them...I hope.
Tomorrow will tell.



I hate doing that, they have a place in nature, but the little bastards have morphed into biker bees, and they crossed a line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Yeah. You learn not to pick up and drink a can of coke that you've left unattended outside when those fuckers are around.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 10:53 PM (w+Jhj)

151 Serious Cat: there was a site I used to frequent which went full SJW. I didn't have the ability to resign my username so, instead, I pounded my keyboard for a bogus password, copied that (without reading it), and changed my password. Then deleted all record of whatever it was.

Boom. I can't log in anymore. I reckon they'll disable the login after eight months or so.

(It was that or post some lame LFG-style flameout post calling the mods a bunch of donkey-molesters or whatever, so they ban me, but meh.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 10:53 PM (6FqZa)

152 97
We must, we must,
We must improve our bust!
The bigger, the better,
The tighter the sweater!
We must improve our bust!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 10:39 PM (pNxlR)


That took me straight back to seventh grade!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

153 I don't want a good deed ticket. I want no more interaction with police than is absolutely necessary.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

154 This is the first I have heard of the Jimi Hendrix was murdered theory, anything to it or just BS?

Posted by: cm9000 at September 18, 2017 10:54 PM (RGn0D)

155 " My scout troop sold Tom Watt kits, a cardboard suitcase-sized display kit full of household items. My neighbors suffered through my pitch with grace and goodwill."

We did this for Cub Scouts. The cardboard handle on my Tom Watt kit broke about a mile out from my home.

I had to walk home carrying that fucking cardboard box full of crap in both arms. (This was back in the day when the parents said "Take that box of stuff, go around to neighbors houses, invite yourself in, take money, make change, and repeat until you've earned enough for summer camp.")

The Tom Watt Jewelstone Eyed Owl napkin holder shows up in my nightmares at least once a year.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 18, 2017 10:54 PM (uBKPR)

156 152 That took me straight back to seventh grade!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT)


I remember flipping through that book as a child. It was my very first clue that girls were going to be hard to figure out.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2017 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)

157 147. Taffy Lewis presents Salome and ze serpent. Vatch her take ze pleasures from ze serpent dat vonce korrrrrupted Man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 10:55 PM (fA1SL)

158

There are ads on tv for a remake of "Flatliners".... WTF?

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2017 10:55 PM (qGuLD)

159 I joined the girl scouts in fourth grade. mom took me to j.c. penney's to buy the green dress and sash. I wore it to school on meeting days, and went to scouts after school, walking to the leader's house with a bunch of other girls in my class. it was something special for a farm girl, to stay in town.

all i recall of the meetings was the leader's daughter threatening her with scissors. then scouts was over for good.

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 10:55 PM (SBgDf)

160
154 This is the first I have heard of the Jimi Hendrix was murdered theory, anything to it or just BS?
Posted by: cm9000 at September 18, 2017 10:54 PM (RGn0D)


Umm, just BS. Really!

-- Cass Elliot's ham sammich

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 10:56 PM (pNxlR)

161 In Scouts I sold light bulbs and fruitcake (true!). My son sold popcorn as a Cub Scout and poinsettias as a Boy Scout. He earned enough to pay a good bit of his expense for his Philmont trip.

I've bought lots of popcorn since then, Girl Scout cookies, all kinds of stuff. Attended dozens of car washes and bake sales. I enjoy seeing the kids and parents at the events. Has a kinder, gentler feel than 90% of what you see and read Day to day.

Posted by: RM at September 18, 2017 10:57 PM (eP+dt)

162
I got stopped by a cop in driving through town the other night -- I remember the dread, oh shit, what the fuck did I do. I wasn't going too fast...

It was the damned tag light was burned out. Just a warning, of course, after running my license, registration, and insurance all that crap.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)

163 I had one of those kind of cop encounters where I happened to be carrying a .45 Mexican style under my jacket.


No matter what you did it kept crossing the border?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

164 Speak for yourself. I was proud of every I did there.
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 18, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH)
---
FTFY, pervert!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2017 10:58 PM (ATMED)

165 So for those keeping score...

Houston votes for Hillary...massive hurricane.

South Florida votes for Hillary...massive hurricane.

And now...Connecticut, NY, and MA are about to get hit by a tropical storm...

Guess Mother Nature wants you to burn some diesel...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2017 10:58 PM (aZq03)

166 mitch mitchell is a great drummer. his drive and dialogue with hendrix's guitar makes the "experience" work.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 10:58 PM (AxFdW)

167 Posted by: RM at September 18, 2017 10:57 PM (eP+dt)

Any of those fruitcakes left?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 10:58 PM (kv2OO)

168 I joined the girl scouts in fourth grade. mom took me to j.c. penney's to buy the green dress and sash.
--------------

*?*

And now I'm wondering where I got my Cub Scout uniform.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:58 PM (9tO1t)

169 They don't care about ratings anymore. I read somewhere that Hollywood and many businesses now seem to be making it their mission to politicize and propagandize every leftist talking point even if it comes at the expense of going bankrupt, because you know, the government will bail them out.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at September 18, 2017 10:59 PM (+dsLj)

170 Wasn't the original Flatliners a flop?

I suppose it did get a cult following, but I didn't see where the new one adds anything to the table.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 10:59 PM (6FqZa)

171 No step on snek!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 10:42 PM (NWiLs)



In Mother Russia, snek step on YOU!

Posted by: Sneaky snek at September 18, 2017 11:00 PM (O34tS)

172 Was that a translation of the Horst-Boobies Song?

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 18, 2017 11:00 PM (mJ8mX)

173 Attempted to join the scouts, but didn't have enough money to pony up for the uniform stuff.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)

174 all i recall of the meetings was the leader's daughter threatening her with scissors. then scouts was over for good.

Whoa. Psycho. Wonder how she grew up

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (6FqZa)

175
168 I joined the girl scouts in fourth grade. mom took me to j.c. penney's to buy the green dress and sash.
--------------

*?*
And now I'm wondering where I got my Cub Scout uniform.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:58 PM (9tO1t)


Why, J. C. Penney's, natch!

The markup on those uniforms is something else, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (pNxlR)

176 I read somewhere that Hollywood and many businesses now seem to be making it their mission to politicize and propagandize every leftist talking point
***
That's the premise of "No Escape". That the left will only allow media to be produced that is full on leftist.

The problem is the new media is no better then the old and generally derivative of it so there is no reason to swallow what they are shoveling...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (aZq03)

177 Of the big three early '70s deaths (Hendrix; Joplin; Morrison), I found Jim Morrison the most interesting.

Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (hCbo0)

178 I was going to share a revelation I had tonight, but then I remembered that you guys hate me. So I won't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (l9m7l)

179 Panzerjugslied?

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (mJ8mX)

180 "mitch mitchell is a great drummer. his drive and dialogue with hendrix's guitar makes the "experience" work.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp"

He was almost the drummer for The Who. I'm pretty happy with the way things turned out instead.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (w+Jhj)

181 Mike, I think it was Penney's...or it could have been the locally owned, older department store up town where my Grandma worked, where they had a display of all the official girl scout clothes.

It seems soooooo long ago.

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:02 PM (SBgDf)

182 175
168 I joined the girl scouts in fourth grade. mom took me to j.c. penney's to buy the green dress and sash.
--------------

*?*
And now I'm wondering where I got my Cub Scout uniform.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 10:58 PM (9tO1t)

Why, J. C. Penney's, natch!

The markup on those uniforms is something else, though.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 11:01 PM (pNxlR)

Uniforms are a racket, especially school uniforms.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

183
From that "panty maniac" link, this is what Japanese "men" are becoming:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yaarsshn

(SFW, don't worry).

That's them, not us, but I'm afraid we're going there. What is it? Are men being so demonized by the SJW left that all the boys want to be girls, so as not to be evil rapists?

Or is it all the estrogen-like chemicals in the food supply? Or just mass insanity?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:02 PM (8O3HH)

184 the truth about chocolate milk: it's the milk that has an off color or odor, or that gets over heated while pasteurizing, etc...

they reprocess it, dilute it down with other batches, and add the chocolate color and flavor to hide everything.

the things you learn w*rking in a creamery as a young person.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2017 11:02 PM (ATMED)

185 My brother had a job milking rattlesnakes for their venom at a local zoo. They also had pythons that were fun to handle.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)


Not enough money in the world, AR!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

186 That's not true, BeckoningChasm. We couldn't hate you any more than we already do. That's different. So, open up.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 18, 2017 11:03 PM (mJ8mX)

187 So, O'Keefe is promising a new "Big Story". Wonder what it'll be this time?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 11:03 PM (w+Jhj)

188 they reprocess it, dilute it down with other batches, and add the chocolate color and flavor to hide everything.

So, the collateralised debt obligations of the dairy world.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo after watching 'the big short' at September 18, 2017 11:03 PM (6FqZa)

189 the nightwalkers are the turds in the punch bowl at your pity party.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 11:04 PM (6FqZa)

190 136 That's Stefonknee. It's been here before.

http://tinyurl.com/yb6756eu
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 10:49 PM (IqV8l)


Ugh. I had blissfully forgotten about Stefonkne.

The world is getting sicker and the left is horrified at normalcy. They think we're the freaks.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 18, 2017 11:04 PM (nvMvs)

191 Attempted to join the scouts, but didn't have enough money to pony up for the uniform stuff.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
---------

Yeah, but you got to see the world, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:04 PM (9tO1t)

192 Boy scouts. Selling. Coohoo. Coohoo.
Scissors. Scissors. Coohoo.

Posted by: harry reid's cockatoo at September 18, 2017 11:05 PM (mJ8mX)

193 a cat 5 in a tiny island like Dominica... damn.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 11:05 PM (6FqZa)

194 "the truth about chocolate milk: it's the milk that has an off color or odor, or that gets over heated while pasteurizing, etc...

they reprocess it, dilute it down with other batches, and add the chocolate color and flavor to hide everything.

the things you learn w*rking in a creamery as a young person.


Posted by: redc1c4"

That's why I buy regular milk and a can of chocolate syrup.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 11:05 PM (w+Jhj)

195 I had a Revelation.

Hope you like giant demon bugs!

Posted by: John of Patmos at September 18, 2017 11:05 PM (H5knJ)

196 Is anybody else having issues with refreshing the page? It's way slow for me right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

197 I had a Revelation.

Hope you like giant demon bugs!

Posted by: John of Patmos at September 18, 2017 11:05 PM (H5knJ)

Or hundred pound hail stones...

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 18, 2017 11:06 PM (T71PA)

198 Wiretaps, Manafort, lying to FISA, and the pee-dossier.

http://tinyurl.com/yb5vw9qt

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 18, 2017 11:06 PM (zOpu5)

199
Uniforms are a racket, especially school uniforms.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:02 PM


But if all the kids wear uniforms there will be no violence. Right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:06 PM (IqV8l)

200 Wasn't the original Flatliners a flop?

I suppose it did get a cult following, but I didn't see where the new one adds anything to the table.


Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 10:59 PM


I can't remember if it flopped or not... though I have a vague recollection that it did ok, but not gangbusters. I like the film, don't love it or anything, but it's a weird, interesting flick with a good cast and was different.


I agree with you... how the fuck does a remake make any sense? It's a strange flick done in a style that is unusual and very "of it's time". I don't know what the hell they're thinking with this, other than... Hollywood = remakes. Maybe they're thinkingthat it's "culty" enough to remake, but not well known enough so most people won't notice that it's a remake, or something/ Dunno.

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2017 11:07 PM (qGuLD)

201 Is anybody else having issues with refreshing the page? It's way slow for me right now.
Posted by: Insomniac
---------

It takes a little time to harvest stuff.

Posted by: Sonobi at September 18, 2017 11:07 PM (9tO1t)

202 Original school uniforms are expensive, but most Schools have exchanges. I haven't bought anything new in years. So, much cheaper.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2017 11:07 PM (9TU00)

203 As I've pointed out before, the one time a cop pulled me over for doing good I was drunk, high, didn't have my license and after he left saw I also had a big fat joint sitting in the console between the seats. 10 minutes of sheer terror.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 10:46 PM (D2vc1)

++++

That's the other thing. They would be able to pull people over with no probable cause whatsoever; just claim you were driving so well, they were going to give you a good citation. But then, once they approached the car, they smell pot, or whatever.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2017 11:07 PM (pvjTE)

204 Whoa. Psycho. Wonder how she grew up
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

The family moved away within a couple years. The mom was willing to be a scout leader, which from my adult vantage point, makes her heroic.

but yeah, her daughter got the freakout early. Guess she was spoiled.

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:08 PM (SBgDf)

205 156 152 That took me straight back to seventh grade!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

I remember flipping through that book as a child. It was my very first clue that girls were going to be hard to figure out.
Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2017 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)


Well the guys weren't much easier to figure out.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

206 MisHum, no Boy Scout fruitcakes left, although I'm sure some of them still exist in long buried landfills.

There is one that gets snuck into various friends'freezers each Christmas. It has been passed around for over 20 years. Never changes.

Posted by: RM at September 18, 2017 11:08 PM (eP+dt)

207 Is anybody else having issues with refreshing the page? It's way slow for me right now.
Posted by: Insomniac

Is the ONT refreshing?

Is Paris burning?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 11:09 PM (S6Pax)

208 But if all the kids wear uniforms there will be no violence. Right?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:06 PM (IqV8l)

Rotten little shits are going to be rotten little shits, regardless of clothing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:09 PM (NWiLs)

209 There is one that gets snuck into various friends'freezers each Christmas. It has been passed around for over 20 years. Never changes.
Posted by: RM
----------

Built to last!

Posted by: Claxton at September 18, 2017 11:10 PM (9tO1t)

210 So, O'Keefe is promising a new "Big Story". Wonder what it'll be this time?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

Any bets: NY Times, CNN, Fox!

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2017 11:10 PM (9TU00)

211 I dunno, it usually seems pretty easy to tell what Anthony Weiner is thinking

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 11:10 PM (6FqZa)

212 Well the guys weren't much easier to figure out.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

1) Feed them

2) Fuck them

3) You're home free

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 11:10 PM (D2vc1)

213
Do you have to freeze a fruit cake? I thought they were self preserving.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)

214 212 Well the guys weren't much easier to figure out.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

1) Feed them

2) Fuck them

3) You're home free
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 11:10 PM (D2vc1)

Pretty much. I'd add "Don't be a bitch" to the list.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

215 Welp, calling it early tonight. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 11:12 PM (w+Jhj)

216 Do you have to freeze a fruit cake? I thought they were self preserving.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
-----------

I keep one in the trunk of the car, in case I need a wheel chock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:12 PM (9tO1t)

217 'Night Robt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:13 PM (9tO1t)

218 Do you have to freeze a fruit cake? I thought they were self preserving.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

They will outlast the coming nuclear holocaust.

But even the cockroaches won't eat them.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 11:13 PM (S6Pax)

219 Thanks for the ONT.

Re: Green Power. The only zero emissions power source capable of the job right now is the one they will never endorse- it has never been about doing the right thing, it has always been about control and hobbling everything in order to satisfy their need to pontificate and be sanctimonious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:13 PM (rb1zT)

220
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Well, something that hangs below the stomach a bit.

But both of those things, and you got it made.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)

221 Watching Carlson.The video of Pelosi getting bombed by the DACAbots is priceless.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:14 PM (9tO1t)

222 Pretty much. I'd add "Don't be a bitch" to the list.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:11 PM (NWiLs)


Ummmm, ummmm

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

223 I like my mom's dark Christmas fruitcake.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 11:14 PM (mJ8mX)

224 Oh, before I go I just wanted to mention that I roared with laughter at the Trump golf ball GIF.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2017 11:14 PM (w+Jhj)

225 tell me who's that's writin?

John the Revelator

son house's version

https://tinyurl.com/qfuqtwe

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:14 PM (SBgDf)

226
I think Granny Rictus is getting a little bit la-dee-dah. Well, more than a little bit.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:15 PM (8O3HH)

227 There is another route to some men's hearts.

Posted by: SHEP!! at September 18, 2017 11:16 PM (H5knJ)

228 223 I like my mom's dark Christmas fruitcake.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 11:14 PM (mJ8mX)

Chocolate? Or Rum?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:16 PM (rb1zT)

229 Anything O'Keefe comes out with will be ignored by the MFM so it will have to be earth shattering to get any notice. Most of his stuff so far has failed to make much impact due to complete blackout by the MFM.

Posted by: cm9000 at September 18, 2017 11:16 PM (RGn0D)

230 222 Pretty much. I'd add "Don't be a bitch" to the list.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:11 PM (NWiLs)


Ummmm, ummmm
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 18, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

We really don't like angry, nasty, combative women.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

231 If you took a fruitcake, a styrofoam box of McDonald's fries, or an empty plastic Mountain Dew bottle and left them to deal with time and the elements, which would decompose first?

Answer: I have no earthly idea, but I CAN guarantee it would not be the fruitcake.

Posted by: RM at September 18, 2017 11:16 PM (eP+dt)

232
I like my mom's dark Christmas fruitcake.
Posted by: andycanuck


Fruitcake always darkens a Christmas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)

233 turn out the lights
the party's over

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 11:17 PM (AxFdW)

234 223 I like my mom's dark Christmas fruitcake.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 11:14 PM (mJ8mX)


Sounds yummy!!!

I like my Mom's recipe as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 11:17 PM (kv2OO)

235

trump
trump
trump


deport
deport
deoprt

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:17 PM (/43JA)

236 new bosses gave me a computer.....took away my office......can't log onto my computer.....have no where to sit.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at September 18, 2017 11:17 PM (0O7c5)

237

SONOBI !

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:18 PM (/43JA)

238
Prayers up for Joyce and your family as always, ibguy. Glad to hear she is doing well and finally has power back. A whole week in FL without AC would be tough.

My prayers continue for the rest of you recovering from the storms and wildfires. There are a lot of people struggling out there that we rarely hear about.

Posted by: Just wondering at September 18, 2017 11:18 PM (WBYpW)

239

so, how are the St Louis riots so far today?

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:18 PM (/43JA)

240 hello walls
how'd things go for you today?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 11:19 PM (AxFdW)

241 I bathe in the Sonobi of young virgins so that I shall never age.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2017 11:19 PM (gIRsn)

242 Hey everybody, AGAIN. ;-)

Finally, American technology that's keeping up with today's times!

http://www.magic925.com/rdub/new-laser-
turntable-plays-your-records-without-even
-touching-them/

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:19 PM (eMKNe)

243 236 new bosses gave me a computer.....took away my office......can't log onto my computer.....have no where to sit.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at September 18, 2017 11:17 PM (0O7c5)

*plays 1-4-5 chord progression*
*slide blues guitar solo*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:19 PM (NWiLs)

244 so, how are the St Louis riots so far today?
Posted by: original jake
-----------

Rain tonight has put a damper on things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:19 PM (9tO1t)

245 Neither Bill, nor Hillary, nor their moon-faced ugly daughter, is ever going to be elected to office.

Their fundraising makes them into bag men for people who actually can get elected.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (t5m5e)

246 236; phoenixgirl, do you still have your orange stapler?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (KP5rU)

247 Got them ignored commenter blues
don't know what to do
I make witty comments all day
but they never seem to get any play
I go to Ace to complain
but he don't wanna hear 'bout my pain
Got them ignored commenter blues
don't know what to do

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

248 yes, willie nelson wrote both "the party's over" and "hello walls"!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (AxFdW)

249 246 236; phoenixgirl, do you still have your orange stapler?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (KP5rU)

Red Swingline stapler. Maybe she'll burn the office down.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:21 PM (NWiLs)

250 http://www.magic925.com/rdub/new-laser
-turntable-plays-your-records-without-even
-touching-them/
Posted by: qdpsteve
------------

But...that's not new, is it?

*scratches head, trying to remember*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:21 PM (9tO1t)

251 Rain tonight has put a damper on things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:19 PM (9tO1t)
++++

what?

everyone knows the cops do not want to be in the rain

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:21 PM (/43JA)

252 247 Got them ignored commenter blues
don't know what to do
I make witty comments all day
but they never seem to get any play
I go to Ace to complain
but he don't wanna hear 'bout my pain
Got them ignored commenter blues
don't know what to do
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

*harmonica solo*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:21 PM (NWiLs)

253 170 Wasn't the original Flatliners a flop?

I suppose it did get a cult following, but I didn't see where the new one adds anything to the table.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 10:59 PM (6FqZa)

++++

IMDB says it cost $26M to make; usa gross was $61.5M; video rental was $28.8M. So, it made money.

But, I don't know anyone who was saying we needed to see a remake of it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (pvjTE)

254 At least Mike loves me. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

255 qdpsteve, I know that song. sing it, man.

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (SBgDf)

256 Insomniac, you too?!?

*group hug* ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

257 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

Fruitcake, lots of fruitcake,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (kv2OO)

258 booknlass!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

259 MisHum!! :-)

How 'bout some pumpkin spice instead?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

260 256 Insomniac, you too?!?

*group hug* ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

Whoa whoa whoa...personal space, man!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

261 That's them, not us, but I'm afraid we're going there. What is it? Are men being so demonized by the SJW left that all the boys want to be girls, so as not to be evil rapists?
***
In the 1800s, women pretended to be men, and black people pretended to be white.

In 2017 that is exactly reversed.

Must be the increase in misogyny and anti-black racism betwen then and now...right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2017 11:23 PM (aZq03)

262 lol.



wrote the book of the seven seals....

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:23 PM (SBgDf)

263 203 That's the other thing. They would be able to pull
people over with no probable cause whatsoever; just claim you were
driving so well, they were going to give you a good citation. But then,
once they approached the car, they smell pot, or whatever.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


In that scenario, I think with lots of money and a few good lawyers, the judge would toss the charges because there was no probable cause for the stop. Fruit of the poisoned tree or somesuch.

But since I've been stopped 3 times for bullshit made up reasons (ie lies), I have no faith that the cop wouldn't make something up on the spot if he saw a chance to make an arrest.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2017 11:23 PM (0ogQG)

264 Stuck inside of the ONT thread,

With the Ignored Commenter blues again..

*cue Dylan harmonica*

Posted by: RM at September 18, 2017 11:24 PM (eP+dt)

265 Insomniac, gotcha. I'll give ya the "man hug."

*carefully steps within a foot of Insom*
*puts hand on shoulder*
*quickly steps three feet away*

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:24 PM (eMKNe)

266 259 MisHum!! :-)

How 'bout some pumpkin spice instead?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

Whatever floats your boat.

I could care less for pumpkin anything.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 11:24 PM (kv2OO)

267 nelson was just an unknown young songwriter when he tried to sell "hello walls" to faro in young for $400. the country star didn't buy it, a common practice of the day, and instead "borrowed" it promising a big hit. it was. young later presented nelson with a check for $20,000.

that was in 1961.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 11:24 PM (AxFdW)

268 RM knows what I'm wailin' about ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe)

269 265 Insomniac, gotcha. I'll give ya the "man hug."

*carefully steps within a foot of Insom*
*puts hand on shoulder*
*quickly steps three feet away*

;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:24 PM (eMKNe)

Better.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:25 PM (NWiLs)

270
243 236 new bosses gave me a computer.....took away my office......can't log onto my computer.....have no where to sit.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at September 18, 2017 11:17 PM (0O7c5)


Gloom, despair and agony on me! (Oooooooh!)
Deep dark depression, excessive misery! (Oooooooh!)
If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all! (Oooooooh!)
Gloom, despair and agony on me! (Oooooooh!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2017 11:25 PM (pNxlR)

271 and Blind Willie Johnson's growl is worth a listen, too, accompanied by a sweet voiced lady

https://tinyurl.com/ozwlukg

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:26 PM (SBgDf)

272 Wow, lotta blues fans here tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:26 PM (eMKNe)

273 Well, it turns out that Dan Helman IS two stripes short of an American flag.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 18, 2017 11:26 PM (uBKPR)

274 What's with the flag with the seven-pointed stars?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 11:26 PM (wPiJc)

275 Neither chocolate nor rum (or other booze). Just spices like cinnamon that make it dark.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 11:26 PM (mJ8mX)

276 I only recently learned Willie Nelson wrote Patsy Cline's big hit, "Crazy."

But you guys probably already covered that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:27 PM (eMKNe)

277 faron young not faro in young. damn splchk.

i prefer youngs original version to willie nelson's own. check it out on youtube. for free!

faron young, "hello walls".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 11:27 PM (AxFdW)

278 *harmonica solo*
Valu-Rite jug accompaniment.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2017 11:27 PM (mJ8mX)

279
But...that's not new, is it?

*scratches head, trying to remember*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_turntable

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)

280 271: i thought johnsons were one eyed, not blind?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

281 I could care less for pumpkin anything.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------

Which reminds me:


THE 2017 EVENT IS CANCELLED

Our non-profit, the World Punkin Chunkin Association, a 100% volunteer based group, has recently come under litigation regarding the incident where Ms. Suzanne Dakessian, a Sharp Entertainment’s employee, was involved in an unfortunate accident at our 2016 event. The pending lawsuit lists our non-profit and its officers as Defendants.

The landowners who graciously donate the use of their property each year for our non-profit endeavors are also listed as Defendants. They are reluctant to host our 2017 event in light of the lawsuit.

With less than 74 days until our event, we are left with no options. It is with our deepest regrets that we announce that 2017 Punkin Chunkin is canceled and with it, the economic impact that Delaware receives, the funds that we generate to help fund other non-profits and the scholarships for deserving youth. Refunds will be issued within the week.

It is unfortunate that Suzanne Dakessian was injured, and we continue to extend our best wishes to her, her family and her loved ones. We have no further comment at this time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:29 PM (9tO1t)

282 andycanuck, love it!
Do you know Mungo Jerry's "In The Summertime"? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:29 PM (eMKNe)

283 whoa

some illegal Mexican just threatened Tucker on legal issues

right back at you Jose

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:29 PM (/43JA)

284 Watching Tucker Carlson Tonight on YouTube. He's got this illegal immigrant guy on who's one arrogant little prick. I'm sick and tired of these entitled little fuckers who want all the benefits of citizenship without having to become one. Arrrrgh.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:29 PM (NWiLs)

285 Got them ignored commenter blues

don't know what to do

I make witty comments all day

but they never seem to get any play

I go to Ace to complain

but he don't wanna hear 'bout my pain

Got them ignored commenter blues

don't know what to do

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)



*harmonica solo*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:21 PM (NWiLs)


Sing that song, you bitch!! Yawrah!

Posted by: Drunken Bar Patron at September 18, 2017 11:30 PM (JO9+V)

286 new bosses gave me a computer.....took away my office......can't log onto my computer.....have no where to sit.....

Soon they will come to ask you why you no longer answer emails.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 18, 2017 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

287 286 new bosses gave me a computer.....took away my office......can't log onto my computer.....have no where to sit.....

Soon they will come to ask you why you no longer answer emails.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 18, 2017 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

*snort*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

288 Insomniac, sounds like Gustavo Arellano.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

289 haha, chavez, but really, have a listen to Blind Willie. His voice is like a bullfrog's.

hello my baby
hello my honey,
hello my ragtime gaaaallllllll

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:31 PM (SBgDf)

290 Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love
You met another and pffft you was gone!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 18, 2017 11:31 PM (3JQ/p)

291
Punkin Chunkin. That's a euphemism for something, and I don't know if I really want to know. Doesn't surprise me that someone got injured.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

292 (... i just like the faron young arrangement because it has that old timey country clip=clop syncopation.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 11:32 PM (AxFdW)

293 Holy fuck, my family is cat sitting 4 Turkish Angoras, one of which is borderline feral. While trying to catch he fucker, he climbed right the fuck up the chimney! He just fell down but is obviously filthy and just starring out of fireplace. Gonna mess up the place when he decides to come out. And we've got 2 more weeks of this.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 18, 2017 11:32 PM (HaZvX)

294 Interesting thing I learned at work today (note, I work for a divorce law firm):

How to automate the "redacting" of scanned documents, using Adobe Acrobat Pro. (That's when you replace lines of text with unreadable black bars.)

I'm finally ready for that job at the DOD or NSA! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:32 PM (eMKNe)

295 Gavin McInnes was supposed to make some big announcement on the 15th but that never materialized.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 11:32 PM (q177U)

296 289: will do, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 11:32 PM (KP5rU)

297 >> You met another and pffft you was gone!

I was apparently a big fan of that as a little kid. They say I'd running singing that until they had to whop me upside the head to make me shut up.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH)

298 Drunken Bar Patron, we please to aim. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:33 PM (eMKNe)

299 Are pumpkins a vegetable? Are gourds distinct from vegetables?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2017 11:33 PM (9tO1t)

300 297 >> You met another and pffft you was gone!

I was apparently a big fan of that as a little kid. They say I'd running singing that until they had to whop me upside the head to make me shut up.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:33 PM (8O3HH)

Loved Hee Haw. The Hee Haw Honeys made me feel funny in my pants.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

301 You're only ready for NSA when you learn to 'accidentally' unmask those names when they doxx a Trump guy or Tea Partier

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 11:34 PM (6FqZa)

302 (.... although nelson's singing is more effective and emotional.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 11:34 PM (AxFdW)

303 [ok. all done.]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2017 11:35 PM (AxFdW)

304 Drunken Bar Patron, we please to aim. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:33 PM (eMKNe)

I's seen that sign in the men's room too!

Posted by: Drunken Bar Patron at September 18, 2017 11:36 PM (JO9+V)

305
he climbed right the fuck up the chimney! He just fell down but is obviously filthy and just starring out of fireplace. Gonna mess up the place when he decides to come out. And we've got 2 more weeks of this.
Posted by: Serious Cat


Now that's a serious cat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:36 PM (IqV8l)

306 280 271: i thought johnsons were one eyed, not blind?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

Weepy eye?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 11:36 PM (kv2OO)

307 Just call BR-5four9


Insomniac and Original Jake, I watched Tucker tonight, too, interviewing that DACA shithead. I wanted Tucker to ask him what the heck he was talking about, how he was paying taxes. Really, how do illegals pay taxes? don't you have to have a ssn to do that, or am I wrong?

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM (SBgDf)

308 Insomniac, sounds like Gustavo Arellano.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

Ivan Cejo or something like thayt

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM (/43JA)

309 Got them ignored commenter blues

don't know what to do
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

Guess you should just up and buy
That brand new Subaru!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM (S6Pax)

310 The feed on the book of faces just told me that Rolling Stone is up for sale.

Anyone want to join me in pointing and laughing?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM (wVMAv)

311 274 What's with the flag with the seven-pointed stars?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2017 11:26 PM (wPiJc)

++++

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennington_flag

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM (FUu/Z)

312 306; well, yeah.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

313 The annual Punkin Chunkin was held for many years at a very convenient location. Had to be moved when the heavyweights got to firing pumpkins over a mile out of cannons.

Letterman invited some of the pros from Dover to his show. Took their cannon by trailer to NYC. They got all set up outside his studio but they didn't get to perform. He never even acknowledged them on the air. Pure class.

Posted by: RM at September 18, 2017 11:38 PM (eP+dt)

314 He just fell down but is obviously filthy and just starring out of fireplace.
___
Hey, I meant to do that falling down thing.
No laughing, or I'll piss in your shoes at 2am!

Posted by: Freaked out feral cat in the fireplace at September 18, 2017 11:38 PM (NDlpU)

315 bth, true. :-P

Bozo, Subaru's a no-go. Honda HR-V baby!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:38 PM (eMKNe)

316 >> The Hee Haw Honeys made me feel funny in my
>> pants.

Yeah, Minnie Pearl and Lulu were hot! .....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:38 PM (8O3HH)

317 Insomniac and Original Jake, I watched Tucker tonight, too, interviewing that DACA shithead. I wanted Tucker to ask him what the heck he was talking about, how he was paying taxes. Really, how do illegals pay taxes? don't you have to have a ssn to do that, or am I wrong?
Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM (SBgDf)

Sometimes they work on the books using stolen SSNs. I suspect the only taxes they "pay" are the ones withheld from their paychecks, meaning their employer is actually paying them.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:38 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2017 11:39 PM (SRKgf)

319
Really, how do illegals pay taxes? don't you have to have a ssn to do that, or am I wrong?
Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM


The standard reply is that they pay sales taxes, utility taxes etc.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:39 PM (IqV8l)

320 316 >> The Hee Haw Honeys made me feel funny in my
>> pants.

Yeah, Minnie Pearl and Lulu were hot! .....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:38 PM (8O3HH)

I was thinking more like Barbi Benton.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:39 PM (NWiLs)

321 Really, how do illegals pay taxes? don't you have to have a ssn to do that, or am I wrong?
Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM (SBgDf)

.....

Identity theft, whose SS number are you using?

also Lindsy Graham and John McCain sure seem to want a true race war, keep importing those Mexican pricks



stand back and watch the results in a decade or so

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:40 PM (/43JA)

322 318

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I hear ya, man.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 11:40 PM (S6Pax)

323 319
Really, how do illegals pay taxes? don't you have to have a ssn to do that, or am I wrong?
Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:37 PM

The standard reply is that they pay sales taxes, utility taxes etc.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:39 PM (IqV8l)

Penny-ante bullshit. They're pulling way more out of the system then they're paying in.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

324 John Lee and Bonnie Raitt

I'm In the Mood

https://tinyurl.com/c7n354d

watch out. it's hot.

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:42 PM (SBgDf)

325 I was thinking more like Barbi Benton.
Posted by: Insomniac


Well, as long as you don't start LOOKING like Barbi Benton.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 11:43 PM (S6Pax)

326 Kurt Schlichter trashing Don Lemon. Pretty good stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:43 PM (NWiLs)

327
Well, as long as you don't start LOOKING like Barbi Benton.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 11:43 PM (S6Pax)

I dunno, that could open up a whole new world of opportunity for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:44 PM (NWiLs)

328 326 Kurt Schlichter trashing Don Lemon. Pretty good stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:43 PM (NWiLs)

Isn't that like beating up a 5 year old midget?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:44 PM (rb1zT)

329

One time in Boy Scouts we sold Cub Scouts for a fundraiser. Buy one for a day for little chores around the house.

Hey now, most of 'em came back...

Posted by: Ricky Retardo at September 18, 2017 11:44 PM (t3kPl)

330 Isn't Hee Haw that show with that guy "Junior"?

Apparently he got in trouble. Some fan tapped him on the shoulder to tell him he enjoyed the show, etc.

IIRC, Junior said, "Ain't no son of a bitch touch Junior!" And decked the fan.

Posted by: RM at September 18, 2017 11:45 PM (eP+dt)

331 328 326 Kurt Schlichter trashing Don Lemon. Pretty good stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:43 PM (NWiLs)

Isn't that like beating up a 5 year old midget?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:44 PM (rb1zT)

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:45 PM (NWiLs)

332 Back when I was in Scouts, we had to sell... bags of walnuts.

Even then at the age of 10, I wondered whose brilliant idea this was.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:45 PM (eMKNe)

333 You know, if I ever win the Powerball, I'm going to set up a scholarship program for white kids only. I don't give a fuck what people call me. Eat a bag of dicks Lefty scum.

This country has really gone to shit. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 11:45 PM (D2vc1)

334
Oh yeah, just put Hee Haw Honeys in Google Images, and it'll take down memory lane.

The youngest Mandrell sister was part of the cast too during the later years, IIRC.

I remember she used to make me feel funny in the pants back in the day, too.

There were three Mandrell Sisters, right? And they had a show, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:46 PM (8O3HH)

335 McCain doesn't give a shit, he won't be around to see the destruction he's caused.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 11:46 PM (6FqZa)

336 Country Boy, I think Milo Y. actually beat you to that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:46 PM (eMKNe)

337 Huh, did not realize who Barbi Benton was. I actually recently watched the RLM BotW with Deathstalker not that long ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:46 PM (rb1zT)

338 332 Back when I was in Scouts, we had to sell... bags of walnuts.

Even then at the age of 10, I wondered whose brilliant idea this was.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:45 PM (eMKNe)

Now they sell stuff like $20 bags of popcorn. Who the fuck is going to buy that? And they're always outside the grocery store. Goddammit, I just want to get in the store, buy my groceries and leave without getting hassled to buy shit I wouldn't buy anyway for 10 times retail.

I'm getting crotchety in my old age...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:47 PM (NWiLs)

339 335 McCain doesn't give a shit, he won't be around to see the destruction he's caused.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2017 11:46 PM (6FqZa)

And he'll be remembred fondly by the morloc- I mean liberals when they come out at night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:48 PM (rb1zT)

340 You know, if I ever win the Powerball, I'm going to set up a scholarship program for white kids only. I don't give a fuck what people call me. Eat a bag of dicks Lefty scum.

This country has really gone to shit. Fuck them all.

++++

go for shit dude,


Christians only

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:48 PM (/43JA)

341 331. Because if I'd known....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:48 PM (fA1SL)

342 Insomniac, yeah that's overpriced but at least popcorn is something I *want* to eat. ;-)

I especially enjoy spicy popcorn flavors, like the cheddar jalapeno. There's a place in Tustin called Pop's Kettle Korn I buy it from occasionally.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2017 11:48 PM (eMKNe)

343 >> I dunno, that could open up a whole new world of
>> opportunity for me.

Maybe you're a nymphomaniac lesbian trapped in a man's body.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:48 PM (8O3HH)

344 Isn't that like beating up a 5 year old midget?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:44 PM (rb1zT)

Is that wrong?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:45 PM (NWiLs)

Not according to Harry Reid. One jumped him that one time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:48 PM (rb1zT)

345 340 You know, if I ever win the Powerball, I'm going to set up a scholarship program for white kids only. I don't give a fuck what people call me. Eat a bag of dicks Lefty scum.

This country has really gone to shit. Fuck them all.

++++

go for shit dude,


Christians only
Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:48 PM (/43JA)

White straight male Christians. Might as well go all the way!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:49 PM (NWiLs)

346
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 18, 2017 11:45 PM (D2vc1)

Looking for a time out are we?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 11:49 PM (kv2OO)

347 Huh, did not realize who Barbi Benton was.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You know, even today, she's kinda nice lookin'.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 11:50 PM (S6Pax)

348
Maybe you're a nymphomaniac lesbian trapped in a man's body.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:48 PM (8O3HH)

Pretty much.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:50 PM (NWiLs)

349 White straight male Christians. Might as well go all the way!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2017 11:49 PM (NWiLs)

Who have photos of Ronald Reagan on their wall right next to JPII. And Margret Thatcher.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:51 PM (rb1zT)

350 Remember those trays of unshelled nuts people use to have piled up on their coffee tables?

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 11:52 PM (q177U)

351 350 Remember those trays of unshelled nuts people use to have piled up on their coffee tables?
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2017 11:52 PM (q177U)

And the decorative nut crackers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:53 PM (rb1zT)

352 There were a group of people that won the Powerball in my town about 15 years ago. Kept it secret, but then NBC came in to do a story about it, and kind of mocked the whole town.

But anyways, a couple of the people that won got bored, and opened up a Harley Davidson dealership out by the freeway. They got to do something they had fun doing, and actually make money doing it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 18, 2017 11:53 PM (S6Pax)

353 yes, Max, I remember those little log-lookalike bowls with unshelled nuts, and in the middle, the cracker and the pickers

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:54 PM (SBgDf)

354 "How do illegals pay taxes?"

The IRS issues Taxpayer Identification Numbers (TINs) to taxpayers who are not eligible for an SSN, many of whom are illegals.

Posted by: Secret Square at September 18, 2017 11:56 PM (9WuX0)

355 Looking for a time out are we?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2017 11:49 PM (kv2OO)
++++

um, hitting the brakes...

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:56 PM (/43JA)

356
Yeah, there were three Mandrell sisters, Barbara, Louise, and Irlene.

The show was on from '80 - '82.

They were pretty hot, but Irlene was the hottest. IMHO, of course.

I used to have all sorts of naughty thoughts about them. The show was on when I was 13 - 15.

I had forgotten all about them until Insomniac mentioned the Hee Haw Honeys and I got to looking and remembering.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 18, 2017 11:57 PM (8O3HH)

357 Was the nut bowl a 70's thing? I remember both sets of grandparents had them in the early '80s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2017 11:57 PM (rb1zT)

358
51
A waste of public tax money? Or the right thing to do?



++++



I'll bet you money that the $10 Walmart gift cards are donated by Walmart.



For me, the concern would be if they're pulling people over to give
them the "good" tickets. The example they cited wouldn't bother me -
coming across someone who stopped to help someone else change a flat.
But, I don't want any cops pulling me over to give me any kind of
citation, even a good one. I got better things to do and I don't need
the stress.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2017 10:28 PM (pvjTE)




Speaking as someone who hasn't had a moving violation in about 25 years, cocksuckers better not pull me over for a "good boy" ticket. If cops have time to do that, they should just pull over in the nearest donut shop and leave me to go about my own business without wasting my motherfucking time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2017 11:57 PM (iFZVz)

359 The IRS issues Taxpayer Identification Numbers (TINs) to taxpayers who are not eligible for an SSN, many of whom are illegals.
Posted by: Secret Square at September 18, 2017 11:56 PM (9WuX0)



those also work for house and car loans



your government betters.....

Posted by: original jake at September 18, 2017 11:57 PM (/43JA)

360 "Now they sell stuff like $20 bags of popcorn. Who the fuck is going to buy that?"

Don't think of it as buying popcorn. You're making a donation to the Scouts and getting popcorn as a Thank You gift.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 18, 2017 11:58 PM (3JQ/p)

361 Both grandmas had hard candy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2017 11:58 PM (IqV8l)

362 Joel Schumacher directed Flatliners, IIRC, and also Falling Down and The Lost Boys. He had a better reputation before he ruined Batman.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 18, 2017 11:58 PM (rnAwa)

363 349. Nope. Maggie pics are in the wank-shed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 18, 2017 11:59 PM (fA1SL)

364 well, I really didn't know they were paying any taxes. I'm glad to hear that some are. besides the sales taxes, I mean.

Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:59 PM (SBgDf)

365 364 well, I really didn't know they were paying any taxes. I'm glad to hear that some are. besides the sales taxes, I mean.
Posted by: booknlass at September 18, 2017 11:59 PM (SBgDf)

Another good argument for the flat/fair tax with all taxes on sales tax idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:01 AM (rb1zT)

366 Ah geez. Daily Wire's review of 'mother!' below.

"Don't believe the reviews: 'Mother!' is a thought-provoking, deeply Christian movie"

https://tinyurl.com/y9owrrea

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 12:02 AM (eMKNe)

367 Don't think of it as buying popcorn. You're making a donation to the Scouts and getting popcorn as a Thank You gift.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 18, 2017 11:58 PM (3JQ/p)

Bah! Humbug!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:02 AM (NWiLs)

368 Another good argument for the flat/fair tax with all taxes on sales tax idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:01 AM (rb1zT)



cheaper to deport them all


think of the administrative cost to implement that in all businesses in the USA

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 12:03 AM (/43JA)

369 Don't think of it as buying popcorn. You're making a donation to the Scouts and getting popcorn as a Thank You gift.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff
-------

Yup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 12:03 AM (9tO1t)

370 Boy Scouts have this thing where you can buy popcorn and have it sent to troops overseas. I've done that the past couple of years.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 19, 2017 12:04 AM (BHMfA)

371 Question for the Horde. We found a couple of flats of bottled water bought around 2001 or 2002. Think it's still safe to drink? It looks clear. Or just save it for the plants? We have recent purchases of the stuff for drinking if needed.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 12:05 AM (V+03K)

372 369 Don't think of it as buying popcorn. You're making a donation to the Scouts and getting popcorn as a Thank You gift.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff
-------

Yup.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 12:03 AM (9tO1t)


Agreed,
Hammer I like the flag display you mentioned.
I would love to do that if it were available.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 12:06 AM (kv2OO)

373 Lowell George, Bonnie Raitt and John Hammond doing
Can't Find My Way Back Home

https://tinyurl.com/bsbhn6n

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 12:06 AM (SBgDf)

374 Question for the Horde. We found a couple of flats of bottled water bought around 2001 or 2002. Think it's still safe to drink? It looks clear. Or just save it for the plants? We have recent purchases of the stuff for drinking if needed.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 12:05 AM (V+03K)




drink it for science!


post your diarrhea results

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 12:06 AM (/43JA)

375 steve, the Daily Wire relies on this copout: the repeated appearance of palliative drugs and her corroding, blackening heart suggests Mother's point of view may not be entirely reliable.

If the narrator is bullshit, the movie is pretentious bullshit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 12:07 AM (6FqZa)

376 I don't care what any reviews say. I don't plan to watch "Mother". Hollywood's artistic interpretation of the Bible? I don't think so.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 19, 2017 12:07 AM (BHMfA)

377 371 Question for the Horde. We found a couple of flats of bottled water bought around 2001 or 2002. Think it's still safe to drink? It looks clear. Or just save it for the plants? We have recent purchases of the stuff for drinking if needed.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 12:05 AM (V+03K)

Should be fine. The only thing that would really degrade is the plastic the bottles are made out of. I have seen some things about people claiming that the chemicals in the plastic can leach into the water.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:08 AM (rb1zT)

378 376 I don't care what any reviews say. I don't plan to watch "Mother". Hollywood's artistic interpretation of the Bible? I don't think so.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at September 19, 2017 12:07 AM (BHMfA)

Seconded. If I want to watch Hollywood trash the story of Christ I have a lot of other options to choose from that do not seem as deranged.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:09 AM (rb1zT)

379 Ace of Spades website also cost me the election for President of America.

Posted by: Hillary Robot Clinton at September 19, 2017 12:09 AM (qYCgM)

380 371 Question for the Horde. We found a couple of flats of bottled water bought around 2001 or 2002. Think it's still safe to drink? It looks clear. Or just save it for the plants? We have recent purchases of the stuff for drinking if needed.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 12:05 AM (V+03K)

If you stored it in a cool place away from direct sunlight it's probably OK, but my opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 12:09 AM (NWiLs)

381 One thing to be aware of: most expiration dates are about flavor and because the government demands some sort of expiration be placed on food/consumables.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:10 AM (rb1zT)

382 bth, katya and Aetius: yeah, I think some people are determined to see *whatever they want* in a film, whether it was ever actually there or not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

383 So what aren't we allowed to talk about tonight? (just thought I'd get ahead of the game)

And why is MisHum menacing various commenters like Lavrenti Beria cutting in line at the Kremlin commissary?


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:11 AM (QDnY+)

384 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at
+++++

so how did you pick your nic?



I stole my cousins name because Brian in Idaho (or whatever, Bill in Idaho, Matt in Idaho, etc. ) did not have the same ring as Jake in Idaho

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 12:11 AM (/43JA)

385 If election for President of America had not been stolen from me, no Everyday American would have to drink expired water.

Posted by: Hillary Robot Clinton at September 19, 2017 12:11 AM (qYCgM)

386 Wow do the Giants ever suck!

Posted by: The Gimp at September 19, 2017 12:11 AM (LVrfb)

387 The Lowell George and Bonnie version is fun for imagining them all hangin out together, young, but musically, Steve Winwood and Clapton do a nice version of Winwood's song.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 12:12 AM (SBgDf)

388 Well I lasted about five seconds on that video in previous thread... the doofus should have recreated Tom Cruise in a shirt, BVDs, and socks lip syncing from Risky Business because he's a U-boat commander who's campaign is sinking.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 12:14 AM (dphqw)

389 you can buy popcorn and have it sent to troops overseas
====
In a similar idea, different front:
http://pizzaidf.org
http://idf-pizza.com
http://burgeridf.org

Posted by: kosher meals for faith! at September 19, 2017 12:14 AM (NDlpU)

390
Check with the old man in the cave.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734669

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 12:14 AM (IqV8l)

391 I expected American newspaper New York Times to do no more or less to get me elected than it did for American President Obama.

Posted by: Hillary Robot Clinton at September 19, 2017 12:14 AM (qYCgM)

392 Actually, though it depends on the item, most expiration dates are quite meaningless (as far as the quality of the food). We're talking dry, or processed, or boxed or canned items, obviously. There are few exceptions, but they're obvious and common sense when you come across them.

Of all things I once had some work with the guy at USDA who was in charge of ..... expiration dates. Yes, such a gig did exist, at least back then. I asked him about this stuff, saying I assumed that was the case, and he confirmed it.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:15 AM (QDnY+)

393 392 Actually, though it depends on the item, most expiration dates are quite meaningless (as far as the quality of the food). We're talking dry, or processed, or boxed or canned items, obviously. There are few exceptions, but they're obvious and common sense when you come across them.

Of all things I once had some work with the guy at USDA who was in charge of ..... expiration dates. Yes, such a gig did exist, at least back then. I asked him about this stuff, saying I assumed that was the case, and he confirmed it.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:15 AM (QDnY+)


With canned goods, pretty much do not eat them if the can is bulging. Stuff inside might be a bit mushy, but other than that...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:17 AM (rb1zT)

394 383 i was also wondering that

Posted by: MAxIE at September 19, 2017 12:17 AM (9TR2V)

395 Actually, though it depends on the item, most expiration dates are quite meaningless
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Which reminds me, when did 'Expiration Date' become 'Expiry Date'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 12:17 AM (9tO1t)

396 Pizza-idf.org, one of my favorites. Sent them some stuff a few times, when things were "hot" - probably Lebanon, and the last Gaza festivities.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:18 AM (QDnY+)

397 That C. Owens video is funny. I like her more & more.

"Mom": I knew there were too many white people in this neighborhood.

"Dad": Oh nice honey. Make me the bad guy. 'Ms. I can't live without those hedges.'

"Mom": Well we are gonna need those hedges when our neighbors find out our daughter is in the KKK!"

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 12:18 AM (mzCLD)

398 Anna: he's actually good looking. he'd probably get more female votes from doing that than he'd get by acting like a pandering smirking bar-bro

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 12:18 AM (6FqZa)

399 373 Lowell George, Bonnie Raitt and John Hammond doing
Can't Find My Way Back Home

https://tinyurl.com/bsbhn6n
Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 12:06 AM (SBgDf)

That was nice, thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 12:18 AM (kv2OO)

400 What's interesting is, there's no reason to try to look for glimmers of actual Christian worthiness in tripe like 'mother!' Quality Christian movies that have crossover appeal are finally coming out and getting wide releases.

I have a slight glimmer of hope for rogerebert.com, because even though they have far too many PC asshole reviewers (they creamed themselves over 'mother!'), they actually also liked and gave *good* reviews to both "The Case For Christ" and this new movie with John Corbett, titled "All Saints."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 12:19 AM (eMKNe)

401 I just heard "You Keep Me Hanging On" by Vanilla Fudge. Thats a kick ass rendition. I had flashbacks.

Evening.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 12:20 AM (dCikz)

402 you're quite welcome.

g'night!

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 12:20 AM (SBgDf)

403 The powdered cheese in various pasta boxes will go off after the expiration date. Will get darker and sorta bitter.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 12:21 AM (JO9+V)

404 Which reminds me, when did 'Expiration Date' become 'Expiry Date'?


Your question has expired, dear sir, please revert to the back of the line.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor of the Expiry at September 19, 2017 12:21 AM (gIRsn)

405 383 So what aren't we allowed to talk about tonight? (just thought I'd get ahead of the game)

And why is MisHum menacing various commenters like Lavrenti Beria cutting in line at the Kremlin commissary?


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:11 AM (QDnY+

Tonight it's the race thing, the other night it was the violence thing. Its an ONT everything within reason is up for commenting.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 12:21 AM (kv2OO)

406 Of course same is true for many medicines and medical items, kept in
proper conditions. The "expiration date" stuff is extremely
conservative, at best, to pretty much meaningless, as in the case of
most food items. Not all of course, but many.

Which led to some hilarious situations back when US pharma companies were donating huge amounts of "late dated" medical stuff for use in US assistance programs to the former Soviet republics (and to Russia itself), in the years right after the break-up.

The Russkis and former Soviets first had to have the entire concept of "expiration date" explained to them. After which they immediately had to have the irrelevance of this, in many cases, explained to them.

Then they had to be convinced that we weren't dumping bad/dangerous stuff on them. And they got huffy.

Kind of classic, really. If one isn't already acutely aware of a lot of the stupid s**t that burdens American life, needlessly, dealing with furriners and explaining everything to them really brings it to life.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:22 AM (QDnY+)

407

That's true with most drugs -- in the pill form. They'll last well beyond the expiration date. The military did some study, and most drugs would keep near their full potency for 10 years or better.

Some exception was tetracycline antibiotics, the whole family. There is some concern they will break down into something toxic, and 3 years in the maximum. But that may not be true for modern manufacturing processes, but it's still a big thing they warn about.

Now, that's different with some medicines in liquid form, which can loose potency quickly, but pills are good for a long time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 12:22 AM (8O3HH)

408 Well Hillarys is past her expiration date.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 12:23 AM (dCikz)

409 Cannibal Bob, yeah, it's good.

Although I still <3 Diana.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 12:24 AM (6FqZa)

410
The powdered cheese in various pasta boxes will go off after the expiration date.


BANG!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 12:24 AM (IqV8l)

411 Comedian Ron White once said, "You can't fix stupid." Is he right?

It's always been my greatest concern. Since I'm a living example.

Siiiigh. Not a prayer.

Posted by: mindful webworker's alien alter ego at September 19, 2017 12:25 AM (ECLlc)

412 366 Ah geez. Daily Wire's review of 'mother!' below.

"Don't believe the reviews: 'Mother!' is a thought-provoking, deeply Christian movie"



Sure it is. Sure. I read on BB, John Nolte's description of it. It was funny and probably pretty accurate. The only movie that is coming out that I might go see at a theater is Bladerunner 2049 and that's a big MAYBE.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 12:25 AM (k13Tt)

413
If you take Viagra after the expiration date, it will make Mr. Happy go inside of you, turning inside out.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 12:25 AM (8O3HH)

414 Thanks, MisHum.

Well you know I'm a model citizen on both matters.

Though I was repeating on a thread earlier today that the only "racism" problem the US currently has (that matters, or is "treatable") is the now mainstreamed hallucinogenic racism (hat tip: Goldhagen) against "whites" we see in academia and pop culture (and politics, really, starting with the Katrina hysteria). Oh, and the hollowing out of core American values and constitutions by such abominations as affirmative action.

As to violence, after reading an account of Treblinka last night, I was wondering if there were any way to dig up dead German (and other) war criminals and kill them again.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:26 AM (QDnY+)

415
If you take Viagra after the expiration date, it will make Mr. Happy go inside of you, turning inside out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear


It's got what trannies crave!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 12:26 AM (IqV8l)

416
peace out

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 12:27 AM (/43JA)

417 409 Cannibal Bob, yeah, it's good.

Although I still

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 12:24 AM (6FqZa)

Can't argue with that Boulder. Good times.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 12:27 AM (dCikz)

418
Your question has expired, dear sir, please revert to the back of the line.
Posted by: Lord Chancellor of the Expiry
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I think I figured it out, 'Expiry' is used by fops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 12:28 AM (9tO1t)

419 In 2049, will there be a tortoise in the desert for Deckard to mess with?

Is Holden still in a box plugged in?

Will the Egyptian still be selling snakes of the finest quality?

And what happened to Rachel?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 12:28 AM (dphqw)

420 Puddleglum, yup.

Waiting for Harrison Ford to start shouting about how much he luvvs antifa about a week before BR2049 comes out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 12:29 AM (eMKNe)

421 Thanks for the info about the old bottled water.
And the smiles. Laughter after midnight is a welcome thing.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 12:29 AM (V+03K)

422 419. 'Not many can afford such quality. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:29 AM (fA1SL)

423 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 19, 2017 12:29 AM (J2oJa)

424 Count de Monet, correct (about the powdered cheese thinggy).

publius, exactly. Dry items are much more stable than liquid ones.

The medicines I referred to above in the post-Soviet aid programs were generally everyday OTC stuff, like tylenol and ibuprofen. Very stable.

We did a crap-ton of immunization assistance, too, and in those cases of course everything was done by SOP for vaccines.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:31 AM (QDnY+)

425 Can't Find My Way Back Home
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Easy to imagine, when you've been kicked by the rain, driven by snow and you're drunk and dirty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 12:32 AM (9tO1t)

426 And what happened to Rachel?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 12:28 AM (dphqw)

She went crazy and wanted to be Catwoman. Must have been that replicant expiry date. She was way past her "Best if Used By."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:32 AM (rb1zT)

427 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Ask Paolo.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 19, 2017 12:33 AM (IcT7t)

428 420: Exactly. I might have seen more movies in theaters if the bubble heads in Hollywood would just shut up about politics/religion/social issues. Hollywood, your barely functioning retards who read lines written by others and emote well or yell cut alot. Shut. Up.

As it is, the last movie I saw in a theater was Serenity (2005).

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 12:33 AM (k13Tt)

429
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:26 AM (QDnY+)

You've always been a top notch commenter. And I always look forward to seeing you here at The ONT.


There are a regular few who like to push the envelope.

And frankly I'm tired of it as is upper mgmt.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 12:34 AM (kv2OO)

430 Emmys? A show about me could be the Empties. *hic!*

Posted by: Pendulous Hillary at September 19, 2017 12:34 AM (bc2Lc)

431
And in another case of discrimination agin' womyns, ovaries have an expiration date, but balls don't.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 12:35 AM (8O3HH)

432 Easy to imagine, when you've been kicked by the rain, driven by snow and you're drunk and dirty.

I'm willing.

I really liked both the Bonnie Raitt and Clapton/Winwood versions of "Can't find my way home".

And now the Lowell George reference reminds me of young Linda Ronstadt. *sigh*

It is possible that every generation thinks the music it grew up with is the best, but other generations would be wrong about that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2017 12:36 AM (gIRsn)

433 The thing about the powdered cheese is the oxygen barrier on those paper bags is not real stout. It's all about the oxygen.

Canned Good are like the Cadillac of food safety. Except for the botulinum. As long as you have a product below 4.7 pH, you are safe from that too. Mostly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:36 AM (rb1zT)

434 Don Lemon is the Criss Angel of suppurating anal fissures.

Posted by: Witchfinder General at September 19, 2017 12:36 AM (14mQh)

435 431
And in another case of discrimination agin' womyns, ovaries have an expiration date, but balls don't.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 12:35 AM (8O3HH)

I once threatened to remove Daughter #2's ovaries. Needless to say the tear factory worked over time and Mrs. Mis Hum was shall we say "pissed" at my insensitivity and crudeness.

They both got over it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 12:37 AM (kv2OO)

436 I saw Suppurating Anal Fissures open for Expiry Dates in San Fran in '95.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:38 AM (rb1zT)

437 Canned Good are like the Cadillac of food safety. Except for the botulinum. As long as you have a product below 4.7 pH, you are safe from that too. Mostly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Hmm. Forgot about that 4.7 pH thing. Drat!

Posted by: Bon Vivant vichyssoise at September 19, 2017 12:39 AM (9tO1t)

438 Do dates have dates?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 12:41 AM (IqV8l)

439
Use of butt bleach past the expiry date will cause suppurating anal fissures.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 12:42 AM (8O3HH)

440 MisHum you are very generous.

Hope people take the message where needed.




Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:42 AM (QDnY+)

441 >> I once threatened to remove Daughter #2's ovaries

Direct and to the point.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 12:42 AM (8O3HH)

442 Still, almost all food manufacturers do micro testing on most products (at least for big corporations- liability.) We did testing on everything even though our product was around 3.4 (and not many food borne pathogens can live at that high an acidity.)

It is fun to read the news if you have a background in food quality. One recently was a listeria contamination on some product. Listeria is pretty much only found in cooked prepared foods if they have a roof leak which contaminates the product after cooking (you can find plate counts on it from standing water sometimes.) So the first thing when I hear a listeria contamination of say, peanut butter is: "Fix the damn roof!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:43 AM (rb1zT)

443
I once threatened to remove Daughter #2's ovaries. Needless to say
the tear factory worked over time and Mrs. Mis Hum was shall we say
"pissed" at my insensitivity and crudeness.



They both got over it.
--

Yeah, I'm missing the "I must have a baby gene" and instead got the "you need to go to Japan gene." Pretty sure that threat would not have worked at all on me, and Mom was pretty low drama, so I doubt she would have been excessively upset.

I'm thinking I would have gone along with it if we could easily remove/ sell said ovaries and then go on an awesome vacation in Japan.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:44 AM (aT+Bx)

444 Do dates have dates?


Dates have dates. Figs, on the other hand, have purely a hookup culture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2017 12:45 AM (gIRsn)

445 442. Heh....used to work in place where, every time it rained, we had to roll out tarps and plastic sheeting, buckets, etc.
We weren't making food, thank goodness - just electronics. Yeah.....I was puzzled, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 12:47 AM (fA1SL)

446 Question for the Horde. We found a couple of flats of bottled water bought around 2001 or 2002. Think it's still safe to drink? It looks clear. Or just save it for the plants? We have recent purchases of the stuff for drinking if needed.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 12:05 AM (V+03K)

I think it would be safe to drink, but might taste "off" due to plasticizers leaching from the bottle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2017 12:47 AM (EkNES)

447 Do dates have dates?
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They have to ride a dromedary to town.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 12:48 AM (9tO1t)

448 One thing I have learned from watching late-night MLB with local ads is that food in southern CA looks much more appetizing than the stuff in N CA.

I mean, who wants a vegetarian "Maui Wowie" pizza with pineapple and kiwi on it?!? Good grief. No wonder the Giants are failing.

But El Pollo Loco --- that ad with the chicken on the grill --- is very alluring.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 12:48 AM (0jtPF)

449 202 -- Yeah, school uniforms are expensive, but they wore like iron. Or at least my daughter's did. I'd buy her two skirts about a size too big. That way, she got two years out of each set. I don't know what fabric the manufacturer used, but they came out of the dryer as crisp and unwrinkled as the day I bought them. Yeah, I was able to resell some of them right up until the moment she became the tallest girl in school and just kept growing. If you live in a decent neighborhood, you can find a very lively uniform economy.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at September 19, 2017 12:48 AM (H8vPe)

450 371 Question for the Horde. We found a couple of flats of bottled water bought around 2001 or 2002. Think it's still safe to drink? It looks clear. Or just save it for the plants? We have recent purchases of the stuff for drinking if needed.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 12:05 AM (V+03K)


Should be safe. I drank water like that once and I'm never better!

Posted by: Buzzion at September 19, 2017 12:50 AM (cAnNx)

451 Speaking of expiration dates, most of the 7.62X54R ammo I have (Russki, Romanian, Bulgarian) is from the early 80s. But the spam cans are wonderful. A loud hiss when you break into them. Have never had a bad round - in, let me think about this, maybe 2,500 that I've shot? Oldest I've shot was some 1946 Russian. No problem.

Powder can deteriorate, even in loaded ammo. But there's usually some external indication (I always eyeball surplus rounds before use - actually sort of examine all rounds to some extent).

I may sell of a bit of the stash, as I expect some day I'll reload (pretty easy to add calibers when you already reload).


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:51 AM (QDnY+)

452 Still, almost all food manufacturers do micro testing on most products (at least for big corporations- liability.)

Not us! And we pass the savings onto you, the customer! You're welcome America!!!

Posted by: Chipotle at September 19, 2017 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

453 speaking of reloading, i sent off to Sierra today for reloading data on 300 Weatherby Mag...

i'm thinking it's going to read something like :empty 1# container of XYZ powder into primed case and seat bullet.


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 12:53 AM (ATMED)

454 448 One thing I have learned from watching late-night MLB with local ads is that food in southern CA looks much more appetizing than the stuff in N CA.

I mean, who wants a vegetarian "Maui Wowie" pizza with pineapple and kiwi on it?!? Good grief. No wonder the Giants are failing.

But El Pollo Loco --- that ad with the chicken on the grill --- is very alluring.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 12:48 AM (0jtPF)

++++

El Pollo Loco is fantastic. Kicks the shit out of KFC or Popeyes or any other chicken chain I have ever eaten at. But, they aren't just SoCal, they are all through CA plus some surrounding states: NV, AZ, UT and TX.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 12:54 AM (FUu/Z)

455 Inappropriate question: Do you know who Alex Jones is?

[Yeah, I was asked that once by a work colleague and should have said no.]

Well, Jones has admitted to the world that he visits 4chan /pol/ and the people there are now looking forward to red pilling the masses.

Strangely enough, I feel good about this.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 12:54 AM (aT+Bx)

456 Margarita, yup!

Wish EPL would bring back their barbecue and chili lime chicken though. Loved 'em back in the 1990s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 12:54 AM (eMKNe)

457 452 Still, almost all food manufacturers do micro testing on most products (at least for big corporations- liability.)

Not us! And we pass the savings onto you, the customer! You're welcome America!!!
Posted by: Chipotle at September 19, 2017 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

I am kind of wary about anything like Taco Bell, Subway, or Chipotle. You have a bunch of non-cooked ingredients, handled by minimum wage people who are never the best on sanitation (personal or facility.) The washing on the produce may not be good. It is like a shooting gallery for food borne pathogens.

To be fair, most of the time it will just give you the trots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 12:55 AM (rb1zT)

458 well red, remember maximum case-fill *does* generally result in better, more consistent ignition!

But apart from Trail Boss, I wouldn't recommend the "fill the case" approach!


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:55 AM (QDnY+)

459 Well, looks like I will be hitting the road tomorrow to make my way to the GNAMM. Looked for fuel leaks on the 'burban this morning, and it seems to be the mechanical lift pump was leaking and/or failed. So I simply bypassed, and ran a hose direct from the fuel line at the frame rail up to the filter on the firewall. So the electric pump under the floor will be my full-time pump. And the glow plug controller didn't kick in this morning, so I installed a Ford-style starter solenoid to bypass that controlled by a push button the dash. Of course once that little job was done, the glow plug controller worked just fine. Go figure.

But the 'burb did the return trip from here to Calgary just fine, call it a shakedown cruise, and it never missed a beat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2017 12:55 AM (EkNES)

460 and i owe CBD some pics that might actually be used in a real, no shit, gun thread one of these days...

be still my heart!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 12:56 AM (ATMED)

461
387 The Lowell George and Bonnie version is fun for imagining them all hangin out together, young, but musically, Steve Winwood and Clapton do a nice version of Winwood's song.


Found their version of Find My Home, and then saw Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood also did: Presence of the Lord. Which really surprised me. Who knew.

http://tinyurl.com/ya6jm3mt

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 12:57 AM (mzCLD)

462 454---El Pollo Loco is fantastic. Kicks the shit out of KFC or Popeyes or any other chicken chain I have ever eaten at. But, they aren't just SoCal, they are all through CA plus some surrounding states: NV, AZ, UT and TX.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 12:54 AM (FUu/Z)
-----------------------------
Oh yeah. Now that you mention it, I see those commercials on the Diamondback games too.
I'm glad they are actually as good as the ads look!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 12:58 AM (0jtPF)

463 462. They're good. Also good - at least here in Austin - is El Rey del Pollo. 'Pollos asados al carbon.'

Damned fine poultry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 01:01 AM (fA1SL)

464 But apart from Trail Boss, I wouldn't recommend the "fill the case" approach!
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 12:55 AM (QDnY+)
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you never got the memo that i'm a wise ass with a sarcastic streak, did you?

i was joking about the large case size w/ bullets to match.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:02 AM (ATMED)

465 456
Wish EPL would bring back their barbecue and chili lime chicken though. Loved 'em back in the 1990s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 12:54 AM (eMKNe)
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You ought to agitate for that.
See, what you do is ....um....community organize.
You get a couple of dozen people, some masks, and a few bike locks and go down to El Pollo Loco and demand CHANGE!
Si, se puede!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:02 AM (0jtPF)

466 Safe driving, AOP.

And as a general matter, if most of the morons at the meet-up are doing something, stand back and consider. Don't be rash.

There's a shooting event on the schedule, right? Battlefield Vegas, or isn't Country Boy coming with a small arsenal? Hope there are some AARs on the scary gun doings, at least.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 01:02 AM (QDnY+)

467 I'm a big fan of the radio show Hollywood 360. They play a lot of old radio dramas. They used to talk about modern movie releases, but they dropped that in favor of more old radio shows.

The show starts at midnight on Saturday night (or Sunday morning, depending on how you look at it) in my market, so it's common for me to drift in and out of sleep while listening to it (as well as the also-terrific Eric Metaxas Show, which follows it at 3 am).

Anyway... recently, I woke up during the show to hear some amazing singing. A guy with a rich and soulful voice, singing some sad old-timey song, really pushing out that mournful regret and making me feel it, too. I'm thinking, "Why have I never heard this guy before? He's amazing! I need to stay awake and find out who he is."

A few minutes later, the original announcer of the old-timey show piped up, and now I knew why I'd never heard that singer before. It was Al Jolson!

The visuals of his act may be offensive to our delicate modern sensibilities, but, man, he was a fantastic singer!

I guess I shouldn't be so surprised by this discovery. There had to be some reason the guy was so incredibly popular back in the day, and I don't think it's because people liked watching whities prance around with shoe polish on their faces.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:03 AM (3YxFh)

468 Pollos Hermanos is good, but avoid the owner.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 01:03 AM (QDnY+)

469 I'm gonna try flying (American) with a handgun in checked baggage. Everything right per TSA as far as the case and lock go, everything right with the airline because I'll do the declaration thing at the check-in counter.

But the flight is from IL to NY (not NYC) and I'm not a resident of either state. Both these states have leftist gun laws.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 19, 2017 01:04 AM (U6f54)

470 463 They're good. Also good - at least here in Austin - is El Rey del Pollo. 'Pollos asados al carbon.'

Damned fine poultry.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 01:01 AM (fA1SL)
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Sounds good.
Is that a Texas-wide chain?


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:05 AM (0jtPF)

471 468. Pro tip - don't drink the tequila.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 01:05 AM (fA1SL)

472 There's a shooting event on the schedule, right? Battlefield Vegas, or isn't Country Boy coming with a small arsenal? Hope there are some AARs on the scary gun doings, at least.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 01:02 AM (QDnY+)

I was gonna bring my arsenal, but no ranges near the Strip allows privately owned guns so I was thinking about not. Final decision not made yet though.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 01:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

473 >> Pollos Hermanos

I was trying to remember the name of that from Breaking Bad.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 01:06 AM (8O3HH)

474 "What do we want?!?"
"Barbecued Loco chicken!!!"
"Where do we want it?!?"
"In our mouths!!!"
:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 01:07 AM (eMKNe)

475 470. I don't know, tell ya the truth. There's on way down in south Austin - decidedly unglamorous setting - it's hard by a goodwill and a day-labor joint - that I frequent.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 01:07 AM (fA1SL)

476 from the schedule i saw, there is one shooting event at a range there in Vegas.

when i was hoping to go, i was gonna bring some toys, since i'd be driving up from Lost Angels, but i'd have needed a secure location to store them (not the truck or the hotel room) and then there was the question of where to shoot them.

since i can't make it, the issue became moot.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:10 AM (ATMED)

477 This was a couple days ago so it may have already been posted.

Marine stops robbery in Texas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26v=FwaF8DZ550E

Funniest part the robber nudges the giant ass Marine out of line not thinking at all about how he may screw up the robbing process.

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 01:10 AM (Ni7q6)

478 I don't think the bottled water is unsafe, but it has spent years picking up the odors in the room.

This very old knight just told me that he has chosen poorly.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 19, 2017 01:12 AM (rnAwa)

479 the Army pretty much cured me of eating chicken, so EPL is hardly any place i go, even though there are several near me. maybe if they served something else, along with the pollo, but they usually don't.

too many good sources of mexican food around here to settle for eating yard bird.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:12 AM (ATMED)

480 Looks like ubube pulled the vid.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 01:14 AM (sf2BM)

481 467---Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:03 AM (3YxFh)
-----------------------
Sometimes it's better not to know or at least not to see!

I had a (lesser) surprise of this kind last year. I was listening to some station with decent Christmas music --- mostly carols but some good secular stuff too --- and was riveted by a singer who had the clearest, most lovely voice.
Turned out to be Doris Day, of all people.

Well, for ME it was "of all people" because I never thought of her as a singer.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:17 AM (0jtPF)

482 you tube link no w*rky.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:17 AM (ATMED)

483 Xray - link no work for me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 01:18 AM (nBBdT)

484 474 "What do we want?!?"
"Barbecued Loco chicken!!!"
"Where do we want it?!?"
"In our mouths!!!"
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 01:07 AM
-----------------------------------
NOW !!!!111!!!!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:18 AM (0jtPF)

485 Why is 5+5+5=15 Wrong on Common Core Test.

https://youtu.be/Y4DunVIqk_s

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 01:19 AM (cAnNx)

486 Doris Day had a bunch of Top 40 tunes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 01:20 AM (nBBdT)

487 Looks like ubube pulled the vid.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 01:14 AM (sf2BM)
I can still see it in my original search but the youtube link is hosed here when I try to follow it. Here is the bing search link. Hopefully that will work.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7d4ou5s

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 01:21 AM (Ni7q6)

488 I had a terrific roast chicken in Cozumel once, where some dude was grilling them up in front of the hut where he lived and charging, like, $2 for them.

My teacher (it was a school trip) told me, "You know, that chicken you're eating was walking around in the yard this morning."

Yes, I'm sure it was. And it was delicious!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:21 AM (3YxFh)

489 LOL @ /pol/... scary pic of the FAB, with the following:
Your Craig's List date is here. She brought a 5L box of wine and a tube of "Dr Billsteins' Ghost Pepper Cavity Lube"..
You've got an 8am meeting at work. What to do?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:22 AM (ATMED)

490 >> Looks like ubube

Ubube? You mean there's a UB( . )( . )B?

I knows there's a boobipedia, but you mean there's a boob tube?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 01:22 AM (8O3HH)

491 Well, for ME it was "of all people" because I never thought of her as a singer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


Que sera, sera!

Posted by: Doris at September 19, 2017 01:22 AM (NDlpU)

492 482 you tube link no w*rky.


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:17 AM (ATMED)

483 Xray - link no work for me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 01:18 AM (nBBdT)



He tried to post the link to the video to start at a specific time stamp. That can be... finicky.


Here's the video.


https://youtu.be/FwaF8DZ550E


BTW its from 2015

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 01:23 AM (cAnNx)

493 heh. Found it. Idiot brushes aside the Marine...LOL. Yeah, mistake.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 01:23 AM (nBBdT)

494 Que sera, sera!
Posted by: Doris
-------------

Tammy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 01:24 AM (nBBdT)

495 Yeah, Margarita, Doris Day was a great singer, too! I learned this to my surprise on Pandora several years ago when a couple of her songs popped up on my Bobby Darin channel.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:26 AM (3YxFh)

496 Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 01:21 AM (Ni7q6)

That worked.

A bit old but still very informative.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 01:26 AM (sf2BM)

497 486 Doris Day had a bunch of Top 40 tunes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 01:20 AM (nBBdT)
---------------
Que sera, sera!
Posted by: Doris at September 19, 2017 01:22 AM (NDlpU)
-----------------------------
Heh.
Yeah. Strange that I never realized that.
OTOH, since I'm only 29, it's quite understandable.
*cough*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:27 AM (0jtPF)

498 BTW its from 2015

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 01:23 AM (cAnNx)

Levin had it on last Fridays show. I thought it was funny and didn't look any deeper than that.

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 01:27 AM (Ni7q6)

499 yep, seen that before... still hilarious.

perp almost lost his pants in the take down too. and i'll bet they needed to be washed too!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:29 AM (ATMED)

500 Well, for ME it was "of all people" because I never thought of her as a singer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:17 AM (0jtPF)

Doris Day has/had a set of lungs on her. The lady could PROJECT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 01:29 AM (rb1zT)

501 New link works.

Wannabe robber must have been high. In what world does the 150 lb guy just push the 200 lb in shape guy aside to do his robbery?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2017 01:30 AM (gIRsn)

502 Ms. Day is 95. "Has."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 01:30 AM (rb1zT)

503 I've gotta get up early and get the oil changed on the car so it's all ready for the mad dash to GNAMM. I'll see y'all in the morning.

Nite all.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 01:31 AM (Jcg9Q)

504 great news for us SoCal residents...

time to check on my immunization status.

sandiegouniontribune.com/news/health/sd-me-
hepatitis-origins-20170918-story.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:32 AM (ATMED)

505
My father used to have a thing for Doris Day back in the day. Also, Lee Meriweather. He met her way back when she was Miss America or something, doing the local yocal circuit around the country.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 01:32 AM (8O3HH)

506 Is she still singing, Aetius?

I know Petula Clark is still singing, and still sounds great in her 80s. Here's her rendition of Gnarles Barkley's Crazy...

https://youtu.be/DSbJOjjYJSM

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:33 AM (3YxFh)

507 http://tinyurl.com/y7ok4bgt

D. Day: "I've got my love to keep me warm"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 01:34 AM (rb1zT)

508 467 Al Jolson was good, but Bing Crosby was GREAT! By embracing the microphone early on, he developed the style of singing intimately (ie not shouting). He invested in (bought) Ampex, getting into tape recording before almost anyone. He was almost single-handedly responsible for modern (1960s) music.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 19, 2017 01:34 AM (w7U7L)

509 495 Yeah, Margarita, Doris Day was a great singer, too! I learned this to my surprise on Pandora several years ago when a couple of her songs popped up on my Bobby Darin channel.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:26 AM (3YxFh)
----------------------------------
Yep. One of those who-is-that-? moments, a voice that stands out for some reason.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:35 AM (0jtPF)

510 506 Is she still singing, Aetius?

I know Petula Clark is still singing, and still sounds great in her 80s. Here's her rendition of Gnarles Barkley's Crazy...

https://youtu.be/DSbJOjjYJSM
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:33 AM (3YxFh)

I think she completely retired from singing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 01:36 AM (rb1zT)

511 Doris Day - Dream A Little Dream of Me

https://youtu.be/h7j8wa9sWOE

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 01:38 AM (FUu/Z)

512 red i believe there was a bigger Hep A outbreak on Skid Row a few years back - the SD folks are adopting some measures used to deal with that (like chlorine/power-washing streets).

But speaking of immunization prudence, make sure you and Resident Evil get the DPT - not the DT - booster next time you're due.

DPT was for youngin's only, most of our adult lives. But .... since "P" has made a come-back, for reasons shrouded in mystery (much as the motivation for most terror attacks remains inscrutable), best to go back in time and get the DPT. Had a funny/sad discussion with the nurse last time I got the DPT, about the backward time-travel we were witnessing due to *mumble mumble* mass illegal migration - and she had blood-boiling stories too about the fact-fudging and dishonesty she'd seen in hitherto dependable public health stuff, all of it naturally to avoid mentioning a particular issue.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

513 Early Doris Day in a movie.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7rqq4lx

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 01:41 AM (Ni7q6)

514 Just saying hey ya'll.
Time for bed here for this cowboy. Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at September 19, 2017 01:41 AM (yJ1e6)

515 Doris Day - Dream A Little Dream of Me
---------------

Ah, yes. The days when tunes/lyrics were melodic and understandable. Singers voices spanned multiple octaves, and the singers enunciated without yodeling or warbling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 01:42 AM (nBBdT)

516 There are a regular few who like to push the envelope.

And frankly I'm tired of it as is upper mgmt.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 12:34 AM (kv2OO)


Where do I find this 'envelope'? And exactly how much does it weigh?

Posted by: Sisyphus at September 19, 2017 01:42 AM (G6dXP)

517 actually, the VA gave me a DPT shot earlier this year... ima ask for varicella too.

shingles suck, unless you're a roof.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:45 AM (ATMED)

518 Yep. One of those who-is-that-? moments, a voice that stands out for some reason.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:35 AM (0jtPF)

She has a very particular singing style. I like it. It is one of the things that always grabs me from listening to old music: they seemed to have a completely different approach to how they approach the music.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 01:46 AM (rb1zT)

519 Where do I find this 'envelope'? And exactly how much does it weigh?
Posted by: Sisyphus at September 19, 2017 01:42 AM (G6dXP)
---
if you have to ask, you're likely at the edge of it.

as for weight, since banning makes you a non-person, you're essentially weightless.

#HTH!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 01:47 AM (ATMED)

520 Doris Day on Johnny Carson. It appears to be quite cold in the studio.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8tmb7s6

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 01:48 AM (Ni7q6)

521 X-ray, you had me at "it appears to be quite cold in the studio".

Story checks out.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:51 AM (3YxFh)

522 There was a great version of Headless Horseman by... Anita O'day, IIRC. This is the song Bing Crosby sung in the cartoon. She managed to make it sound smoky and sexy. I was going to link it, but cannot find it on youtube, atm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 01:52 AM (rb1zT)

523 >> It appears to be quite cold in the studio.

Damn, they were just point out, weren't they?

At one point, she asks Johnny, "What are you looking at?"

"I'm I not making eye contact?"

He said he was looking at his producer signalling.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 01:55 AM (8O3HH)

524 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ofFYxmvyY

Actually Kay Starr, per this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 01:55 AM (rb1zT)

525 Nice Doris Day links, folks.

She had a big, strong voice but could sound so delicate too. I like the clarity and the way she always sounds so feminine without ever getting cutesy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 01:57 AM (0jtPF)

526 What's the deal with the riot at Ga Tech? Did a student do a suicide by cops?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 01:57 AM (XFue2)

527 X-ray, you had me at "it appears to be quite cold in the studio".

Story checks out.



Wow. Not usually how I think of Doris. Nice find.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2017 01:57 AM (gIRsn)

528 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 02:00 AM (eMKNe)

529 I know Petula Clark is still singing, and still sounds great in her 80s. Here's her rendition of Gnarles Barkley's Crazy...

https://youtu.be/DSbJOjjYJSM
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 01:33 AM (3YxFh)

Very nice version.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 02:01 AM (rb1zT)

530 Oh, speaking of "quite cold in the studio", I just recently took to watching Burn Notice. The whole series is on Netflix. I'm really enjoying it! Netflix recommended it to me because I've watched all the Archer episodes they have.

Anyway, I'm quite taken with Gabrielle Anwar in this show. You always hear about women "improving like a fine wine" with age, and she definitely lives up to that principle. She's always running around in these thin, clingy outfits and is apparently allergic to bras.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 02:01 AM (3YxFh)

531
Something else. Sitting next to Doris was Carol Wayne, who's playing the ditzy blonde bimbo to the hilt, who up and says she doesn't like animals.

And further she doesn't want anything to lick her that isn't going to marry her.

Doris does not appreciate that too much. The fun starts a bit after the 11:10 mark.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 02:01 AM (8O3HH)

532 Anyway, I'm quite taken with Gabrielle Anwar in this show. You always hear about women "improving like a fine wine" with age, and she definitely lives up to that principle. She's always running around in these thin, clingy outfits and is apparently allergic to bras.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 02:01 AM (3YxFh)



She was always a little bit too leathery looking to me.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 02:03 AM (cAnNx)

533 Still on the subject of Burn Notice... I'm a little weirded out by Michael's brother Nate. He looks like Paul Gulacy tried to draw a butch lesbian and the drawing came to life.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 02:03 AM (3YxFh)

534 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 01:57 AM (XFue2)

Yeah, sure did. Vic had a link to the story yesterday morning.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 02:04 AM (sf2BM)

535 527 X-ray, you had me at "it appears to be quite cold in the studio".

Story checks out.

Wow. Not usually how I think of Doris. Nice find.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2017 01:57 AM (gIRsn)

I remember reading a story about a biographer or friend of Bob Hope who, when they were out at dinner or a club saw Doris Day walk by. Evidently Ms. Day was wearing a very nice, form fitting dress and Hope turned to his companion and said: "You could bounce a quarter off that ass."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 02:04 AM (rb1zT)

536
533 Still on the subject of Burn Notice... I'm a little weirded out by Michael's brother Nate. He looks like Paul Gulacy tried to draw a butch lesbian and the drawing came to life.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 02:03 AM (3YxFh)



I don't think you have to worry too much about him beyond the first or second season. He goes from being regularly involved to only being in like 2 - 3 episodes per season.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 02:05 AM (cAnNx)

537 She was always a little bit too leathery looking to me.
Posted by: buzzion

Living people problems. You're dead!

Posted by: Doris at September 19, 2017 02:06 AM (NDlpU)

538 a hate HRC thread over at /pol?.... NSFW, if you have to be told such things.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/142059906

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 02:06 AM (ATMED)

539 Johnny Carson was a master at doing Late Night. The current dorks should be making $15 an hour for what they put out.

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 02:10 AM (Ni7q6)

540 Also, on the video of Petula Clark singing 'Crazy':

Cyd Charrise was smoking hot!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 02:11 AM (rb1zT)

541 >> Johnny Carson was a master

Oh, there is no comparison. Johnny Carson flushed more talent down the toilet every morning than all the current idiots are worth their whole careers put together.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 02:14 AM (8O3HH)

542 Oh, there is no comparison. Johnny Carson flushed more talent down the toilet every morning than all the current idiots are worth their whole careers put together.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 02:14 AM (8O3HH)

To be fair, that is a pretty low bar Mr Carson is stepping over.

Colbert?
Kimmel?
Really?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 02:16 AM (rb1zT)

543 nice quake here just now...

details in a bit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 02:20 AM (ATMED)

544 To be fair, that is a pretty low bar Mr Carson is stepping over.



Colbert?

Kimmel?

Really?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 02:16 AM (rb1zT)

So Hollywood needs Iowa farm teams for new late night talent. Cause wherever the current ones come from sucks.

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 02:25 AM (Ni7q6)

545 I'm not too worried about Nate, Buzz. I like Mike, and I accept the weird-looking Nate as his little brother. It's all good.

But... you've always thought Gabrielle Anwar looked leathery? I can understand it in Burn Notice. She's still all taut and lithe, in her 40s with a nice tan... I get it. I think she looks great, myself, but I can understand that she might not be everyone's cup of tea.

However, she looked a lot softer twenty years ago. I fondly remember her topless scene in the 1993 version of Invasion of the Body-Snatchers...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 02:25 AM (3YxFh)

546 I was 11 in 1993.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 02:26 AM (cAnNx)

547 But... you've always thought Gabrielle Anwar looked leathery? I can understand it in Burn Notice. She's still all taut and lithe, in her 40s with a nice tan... I get it. I think she looks great, myself, but I can understand that she might not be everyone's cup of tea.

However, she looked a lot softer twenty years ago. I fondly remember her topless scene in the 1993 version of Invasion of the Body-Snatchers...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 02:25 AM (3YxFh)

I'd have to agree on the lovely Ms. Anwar in Burn Notice- just a bit too hard. She kind of reminded me of the look of Linda Hamilton in T2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 02:27 AM (rb1zT)

548 So Hollywood needs Iowa farm teams for new late night talent. Cause wherever the current ones come from sucks.
Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 02:25 AM (Ni7q6)

They need to hire for something more than party loyalty. All they have now is people who are less interested in being funny, and more in fitting in and making certain people laugh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 02:28 AM (rb1zT)

549 I was 11 in 1993.

I was 31 in 1993.

My first kid would have been 7 that year.

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 02:31 AM (Ni7q6)

550 3.6, just to the SW of me...

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/
eventpage/ci37766535#executive

funny part was, i was on the throne when it hit.... no shit!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 02:34 AM (ATMED)

551 i was 29 in 1993... just as i am today.

i also had 10 years in service that year.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 02:37 AM (ATMED)

552 I was just starting to get really creeped out by the Clinton's in 1993.
I voted for no gnu taxes Bush. He kept his promise.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 19, 2017 02:37 AM (e1mEI)

553 funny part was, i was on the throne when it hit.... no shit!


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 02:34 AM (ATMED)

So it apparently didn't scare the shit out of you at the most opportune moment?

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 02:38 AM (Ni7q6)

554 Well, I'm out for the evening. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2017 02:38 AM (3YxFh)

555 Johnny Carson was a master
=

Ooooooh, please.

Posted by: Joey Bishop at September 19, 2017 02:40 AM (NDlpU)

556 too late for that too happen: when you have ulcerative colitis, getting the shit out of you isn't the problem. it's the shit wanting out before you can get to a can and not waiting that's the issue.

i only wish it on my worst enemies.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 02:41 AM (ATMED)

557 Ooooooh, please.

Posted by: Joey Bishop at September 19, 2017 02:40 AM (NDlpU)

Shut up you hack.

Posted by: Jack Paar at September 19, 2017 02:43 AM (Ni7q6)

558 Cercei made a better Sarah Conner than Danaryes.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 19, 2017 02:51 AM (rnAwa)

559 Ooooooh, please.

Posted by: Joey Bishop at September 19, 2017 02:40 AM (NDlpU)

Shut up you hack.

Posted by: Jack Paar at September 19, 2017 02:43 AM (Ni7q6)


Pikers!

Posted by: Steve Allen at September 19, 2017 02:54 AM (G6dXP)

560
Posted by: Joey Bishop

Shut up you hack.
Posted by: Jack Paar

Quiet, children.

Posted by: Ed Sullivan at September 19, 2017 02:55 AM (tGjfm)

561 Posted by: Jack Paar at September 19, 2017 02:43 AM (Ni7q6)



Pikers!

Posted by: Steve Allen at September 19, 2017 02:54 AM (G6dXP)

Did they have late night radio shows? If not I can't outdo Steve Allen.

Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 02:58 AM (Ni7q6)

562 561 Posted by: Jack Paar at September 19, 2017 02:43 AM (Ni7q6)



Pikers!

Posted by: Steve Allen at September 19, 2017 02:54 AM (G6dXP)

Did they have late night radio shows? If not I can't outdo Steve Allen.
Posted by: X-ray at September 19, 2017 02:58 AM (Ni7q6)

People forget so quickly.

Posted by: The Weird Circle, Adventures of Sam Spade at September 19, 2017 03:08 AM (rb1zT)

563 radio shows? If not I can't outdo Steve Allen.
Posted by: X-ray

Steve Allen was an attempt to counter Ed Sullivan.
Radio?
Ha!

Posted by: Bob Hope at September 19, 2017 03:10 AM (tGjfm)

564 So who showed Doris Day's braless boobs on the radio?

1970s FTW.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 19, 2017 03:16 AM (gIRsn)

565 Ooooooh, please.



Posted by: Joey Bishop at September 19, 2017 02:40 AM (NDlpU)



Shut up you hack.



Posted by: Jack Paar at September 19, 2017 02:43 AM (Ni7q6)



Pikers!

Posted by: Steve Allen at September 19, 2017 02:54 AM (G6dXP)

quiet, numbskulls, i'm broadcasting!

Posted by: Moe Howard at September 19, 2017 03:18 AM (ATMED)

566 broadcasting, gerund: The Democrat Party fishing for a presidential candidate in 2020.

Posted by: RickZ at September 19, 2017 03:22 AM (G6dXP)

567 Radio?
Ha!
Posted by: Bob Hope

So.
Who showed you those ropes, hunh?

Posted by: Richard "Red" Skelton at September 19, 2017 03:24 AM (tGjfm)

568 /me shakes head sadly, tips hat good bye, turns, and walks off stage, twirling a cane

Posted by: Charlie Chaplin at September 19, 2017 03:34 AM (ATMED)

569 twirling a cane
Posted by: Charlie Chaplin

Hey, Charlie!

Posted by: Buster Keaton at September 19, 2017 03:41 AM (tGjfm)

570 Hey, Charlie!
Posted by: Buster Keaton at September 19, 2017 03:41 AM (tGjfm)
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Pie in the face

Posted by: Keystone Cops at September 19, 2017 03:45 AM (a66nm)

571 So.

Who showed you those ropes, hunh?
Posted by: Richard "Red" Skelton at September 19, 2017 03:24 AM (tGjfm)
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*i* did, big guy...

and, if you're a good little boy, you can be next.

Posted by: Betty Page at September 19, 2017 03:47 AM (a66nm)

572 twirling a cane
Posted by: Charlie Chaplin

Hey, Charlie!

Posted by: Buster Keaton at September 19, 2017 03:41 AM (tGjfm)


Watch it, Buster!

/And I was railroaded, I tell ya, railroaded!

Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle at September 19, 2017 03:50 AM (G6dXP)

573 Annnnyone seen Darla?

Posted by: Alphala at September 19, 2017 03:53 AM (ghofu)

574 Corporal Tyree!

Posted by: CPT Natahn Brittle, US Cavalry at September 19, 2017 03:56 AM (a66nm)

575 Speaking of black and white, coffee and oatmeal are done

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 04:17 AM (ghofu)

576 out of real food for breakfast?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 04:21 AM (a66nm)

577 Been eating oatmeal more often than not my whole life, and yes no pie.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 04:34 AM (ghofu)

578 At least the flags are in front of that Sonoi-bitch

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 04:35 AM (ghofu)

579 Bacon diet.
Its a 'thing'.

Coffee, eggs, bacon.
Onions in bacon fat, too, to taste.

Posted by: Buster Keaton at September 19, 2017 04:40 AM (tGjfm)

580 day walkers make it official: time for this one to hit the rack...

at least we only had the 1 quake tonight.

of course, we're about due for a pretty big one as well, locally, and San Andreas is overdue for a major one, down this way.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2017 05:04 AM (a66nm)

581 and yes no pie.
Posted by: Skip

No Pie?
No hot apple pie?
No hot apple pie with a slice of chedar cheese?

Good Gawd, man! Kick your woman out of bed 1 hour before you want to get up so she can do her duty! She can make a pie while half asleep, eh? Nobody wants a woman that can't do that, at least!

Posted by: Vermont Yankee pie for breakfast at September 19, 2017 05:25 AM (tGjfm)

582 Apple pie with cheddar cheese? What is this some kind of dystopian dessert?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 05:43 AM (XFue2)

583 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 05:48 AM (EyPfd)

584 Mornin' y'all

Posted by: wing at September 19, 2017 06:12 AM (BzFtl)

585 So Trump Tower was in fact wire tapped. At least Manafort's office in the Tower was, and at a time when he was in face in frequent communication with PDT.

And the MSM reports it as "government" wire tapping, carefully omitting the fact that it was Obama and his minions who were in fact spying on a political adversary. Headlines should read, "Obama wire tapped Trump."

But nothing will happen. Hundreds of hearings will continue to be held on this and all of the other various Obama/democrat criminal activities. And that's that. Hearings.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2017 06:31 AM (HiDrR)

586 After drowning in rain until the end of July, we're getting the first rain since then. It's only about a quarter inch, but it might at the least settle the dust .

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2017 06:31 AM (8ikIW)

587

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2017 06:32 AM (E05Jf)

588 Damn...
All across the land, blogs are very light on posts and comments this morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:36 AM (EyPfd)

589 All across the land, blogs are very light on posts and comments this morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:36 AM
~~~~~

Even the president has not tweeted yet.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2017 06:37 AM (HiDrR)

590
588 Damn...
All across the land, blogs are very light on posts and comments this morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:36 AM (EyPfd)


Rooski trolls were all called away to an emergency meeting ("...everyone to get from street!").

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2017 06:38 AM (pNxlR)

591 We're getting some light bands of rain from the remnants of Hurricane Jose here in central Jersey. Wind is fairly light, but the ocean looks like a cauldron, very rough seas.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2017 06:40 AM (HiDrR)

592 Dick.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 06:41 AM (Osb5s)

593 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:42 AM (hyuyC)

594 Ahoy, me Hearties! ...Today is talk like a Pirate Day!

Posted by: KWDreaming at September 19, 2017 06:43 AM (S6xeB)

595 Chicago and St Louis both biding for the Amazon new office/wearhouse. They should build in the area where the most violence happens, it would give the gang-bangers jobs, jobs, jobs..../sarc

Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2017 06:45 AM (QTD7V)

596 Village Idiot's Apprentice

If we picked a day of Going Galt on all electronic media, could we do it?

If we call it a day of Radio Silence, the Left would miss the historical connection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:45 AM (hyuyC)

597 Pirate Phrase Primer

http://wp.me/p2Vnvc-t6EZ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:45 AM (EyPfd)

598
Hurricane Maria looks like a bad muthafukka. If bad luck comes in threes, then here it comes.

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DKDeTTgW4AA5pvp.jpg

Replace _ _ _ with the letters i m g.

Gorilla pic with 'Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but the last one was due to climate change'

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 06:46 AM (EgwCt)

599 KWDreaming

Arrrr. How you doing, matey?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:46 AM (hyuyC)

600 Ahoy, me Hearties! ...Today is talk like a Pirate Day!
Posted by: KWDreaming

More importantly, per google, it's honor Amalia Hernandez day!!!! A Mexican Ballet Choreographer!! Her birthday was Sept 1st, 1917!!! Why are we honoring her today??!?!?!!!???

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2017 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

601 "If we picked a day of Going Galt on all electronic media, could we do it?

If we call it a day of Radio Silence, the Left would miss the historical connection."

No, I don't think we could.

The Right is a too loosely connected group of individuals to be able to coordinate something like that effectively.

The Left could do it.
The tend to run a more centralized form of party alignment and action.

And pretty much anything that the right might do on a physical level to reflect an intellectual statement would be lost on the majority of the left.

Not a lot of deep thinkers, nor studiers of history in that group.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:49 AM (EyPfd)

602 Dick.
Posted by: Shep Smith




It's what's for breakfast, right?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 06:50 AM (JP4JT)

603 "Why are we honoring her today??!?!?!!!??? "

Why are we not honoring her every day?

:TheLeft

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:50 AM (EyPfd)

604
Orville Redenbacher died today; drowns in bathtub at 88 years of age. In 1995.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 06:51 AM (EgwCt)

605 Why are we not honoring her every day?

:TheLeft
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

We must mint a new coin!! The Amalia!!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2017 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

606 Is this a Monday?
Feels like a Monday.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 06:52 AM (m9X4Y)

607 "We must mint a new coin!! The Amalia!!!"

Well, of course.
Why wouldn't we?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:54 AM (EyPfd)

608
Orville Redenbacher died today; drowns in bathtub at 88 years of age. In 1995.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman
______________

Yeah, shit like that happens...




Posted by: Whitney Houston at September 19, 2017 06:54 AM (kKwi8)

609 I'm sticking with KaBoom, thank you very much.

http://wp.me/p2Vnvc-t6ga

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:55 AM (EyPfd)

610 Yeah, shit like that happens...

Posted by: Whitney Houston

Orville was also wacked out of is mind on drugs?

Who knew.

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2017 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

611 "Yeah, shit like that happens... "

Writing Style violation!!!!!

IAW the AoSHQ Style Guide, page 28, the correct usage of a deceased celebrity would be "Zombie Whitney Houston"

Ten yard penalty.
Automatic first down.

Runner advances.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 06:57 AM (EyPfd)

612 Work Preps.

Remember, OPSEC protects true Americans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:57 AM (hyuyC)

613
I'm sticking with KaBoom, thank you very much.

http://wp.me/p2Vnvc-t6ga

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
__________________

You do realize that fruit loops are just gay cheerios....


Posted by: Kellogg's at September 19, 2017 06:58 AM (kKwi8)

614 Johnny Carson was a master

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Ooooooh, please.
Posted by: Joey Bishop at September 19, 2017 02:40 AM


Yeah? Well, did The Beach Boys sing a song about you?

Posted by: Governor Jerry Brown (D-Commiefornia) at September 19, 2017 07:00 AM (DMUuz)

615 Tooti Fruities are not a Kellogg's product.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 07:02 AM (m9X4Y)

616 I'm not much of a tweeter, but I do follow Paul Joseph Watson and Pamela Geller on Twitter. It's incredible how many "minor" terrorist attacks they report on that are completely ignored by the media here and abroad. Hundreds of acid attacks in London, hammer attack on women (both still critical,) knife attack on French soldiers, numerous rapes in England, Sweden, etc.

e.g.: Just today, two Afghan "asylum seekers" arrested for a brutal rape of a 16 yo German girl on a city street in a Bavarian town just south of Munich. A third was arrested for attempted rape--seems he was interrupted by a passer-by.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2017 07:03 AM (HiDrR)

617 Is this a Monday?
Feels like a Monday.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse



Woke up thinking it was Wednesday.

FML.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 07:04 AM (JP4JT)

618 JJ is nood

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2017 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

619 J.J. has delivered the morning outrage.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 07:05 AM (sf2BM)

620 "You do realize that fruit loops are just gay cheerios.... "


I didn't want to appear all Judgy, and shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 07:05 AM (EyPfd)

621 So what is going to be the latest anti Trump story today?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2017 07:05 AM (+Dllb)

622 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 07:06 AM (JP4JT)

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