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Pinch Faced Puritan and Church Lady Scold Brooke Baldwin Freaks the F Out Because Clay Travis Says He Only Believes in Two Things: The First Amendment, and Boobs
Brooke Baldwin, who only has her show because she's a conventionally good-looking woman, freaks out that a heterosexual guy says he likes the First Amendment and boobs.
She continues to be #Triggered to the point of incoherence through the interview, and the Social Justice Warrior semi-male she has on for a counterpoint pretends to be equally offended. By the way: She can't even say the word. Instead of saying the word, when she repeatedly asks him if he really said that. She says "b - double-o - b - s," like it's "the n-word." Then she decides she's just too #Triggered and yanks the mic:"I'm done, I’m sorry. I’m done," Baldwin said before promptly ending the segment. "This conversation is over, yanking mics, bye.""Anchors" who are on TV only because they look okay in bikinis and short skirts puddling themselves over hearing language a 6-year-old would find tame is not exactly the #FearlessJournalism I was promised.
I'm old enough to remember when a male CNN host told a woman on live TV that she had a "nice rack" https://t.co/8L1S33wnqA
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) September 15, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Super serious journalist Anderson Cooper at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 05:35 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: kraken at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (g7h/l)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (PY9jH)
-- the same people who giggle and say the word 'tea baggers' all of the time
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:38 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: kraken at September 15, 2017 05:38 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 05:38 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:38 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Guy Who Can't Think of Anything at September 15, 2017 05:38 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (T71PA)
Whoever the blonde is in that image is smokin' hot!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: kraken at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (PY9jH)
Please contact me immediately - I would love to be the first journalist to interview you post-crisis!!!
Strength and Courage,
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Taggart at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (Jcg9Q)
Yeah, it's that stick up their butts...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (QMqEu)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (q177U)
They tend to flock together after all, didn't you see The Birds?
Or will you go mousey on us?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (ZqlGu)
much more appropriate
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (FZYNt)
"Honkers" is always acceptable in polite company.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: JROD at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (VQcx0)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (xPl2J)
They tend to flock together after all, didn't you see The Birds?
Or will you go mousey on us?
As long as they are not on a bull.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (vmsda)
Just in case mentioning Bewbs pushes the rest of the left over the edge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (rJ2ox)
Posted by: kallisto at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (53MZt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anchovy at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (5WzV1)
Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Someone should have told her to calm down and go make a sandwich.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (Sfs6o)
They tend to flock together after all, didn't you see The Birds?
Or will you go mousey on us?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (ZqlGu)
What no one has ever said: "Help I'm being attacked by a huge flock of Tits."
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (SuSa0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (PY9jH)
Judging by the length of its mudflaps I would say its a crossbreeding of a female and a Gila Monster.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9o7tlf6
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (TejMA)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (Sfs6o)
NO. You've seen photos of what those broads look like.
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (ANIFC)
I always ask to see their knockers.
Gets a laugh every time.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Arec Baldwin at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (EyPfd)
So does that mean the thread will drift to politics, and guns, and major appliance repair?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (QDnY+)
Fake Outrage.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (A/QWH)
Maybe there should be lessons or college courses or something.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Clay Travis at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (QMqEu)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (ANIFC)
Which... I don't get. Like, I'd get if he said something really crude like "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY" on live TV (which everyone laughs about). I can see cutting his mic.
But "I like the first amendment and boobs"... I mean, cmon. Be an adult, just roll your eyes at the juvenile humor and move on like a normal person.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Alex Trebek hosting Celebrity Jeopardy at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (yqvys)
http://tinyurl.com/j5t4rf4
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (ZqlGu)
Where?
Down on her chest
Where?
Down on her chest
She's got the boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs down on her chest today
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: kraken at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (mcI77)
Maybe that's his plan.
I think he wants to see how far first Amendment rights go... The ESPN sports person got a slap on the wrist for saying the POTUS is a White Supremacist.... Doubt he'll fare as well...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (O2RFr)
Grossen titten! Ja!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (mbhDw)
I for one am outraged!
He said boobs for fucks sake!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
I'm out raged that he didn't say First Amendment, Second Amendment, and boobs.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (Mouru)
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Fun bags
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (Sfs6o)
btw, brook baldwin is a Fatty
She is a fat fuck. Believe me. On the rare occasion the camera pans back, you see her fat legs and fat waist.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (4e+hS)
Clay Travis is obviously a conservative.
so anything he says is evil.
If Joe Biden was on her show and reached out and hooked her hooter she would think it's cute.
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (FZYNt)
Now I think it's better to let them show everyone how prudish and bug-up-the-ass they are.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (FZYNt)
Life is like samples of candy....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (A/QWH)
Glad to share the info.
Ran inventory, and noticed it was time to stock back up.Was really surprised to see that price point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: kraken at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (30ke1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Trump at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (ZfKzG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice!
big girls need lovin' too
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:46 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Hillary 2020! at September 15, 2017 05:46 PM (bc2Lc)
So does that mean the thread will drift to politics, and guns, and major appliance repair?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (QDnY+)
Huh. Great point....What's kind of applieance and what's the problem?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 05:46 PM (nmr2M)
I did have to go to HotFlatulence. AllahPussy does indeed have his little pretty pink panties in a bunch over this.
Context and all that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 05:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:43 PM (wmaTe)
If she did that she wouldn't be able to claim victim status, you know, as a woman.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 15, 2017 05:46 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (QMqEu)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (NWiLs)
Mammaries many milk filled mammaries
Posted by: InfantChild at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (ZfKzG)
Now I think it's better to let them show everyone how prudish and bug-up-the-ass they are.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)
Yeah, I've been thinking about this a lot lately -- one of the biggest spears in the SJW's world is the feminism game. And I don't know any guys who are really down with that. There is an entire anti-feminism underground scene on the internet that many young guys are in to.
I think this is actually a good way to break many of the on the fence democrat voting young men from the progressive pack. Taking the culture war to them.
That being said, it is a juvenile thing to say.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (qKPUy)
Look at the rockomoles on her.
Wow did you see those bosombas ?
She has a nice set of flabbersiegers.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (8O3HH)
>>>She is a fat fuck. Believe me. On the rare occasion the camera pans back, you see her fat legs and fat waist.
<<<
Go on.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (A/QWH)
Listen, sugar-tits. I said "boobs," okay? No need to get your titties in a ringer here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: AMartel at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (WWgnZ)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (U6Uor)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:44 PM (NLny5)
Whoa, a hat trick. She may have wet herself...and not in the good way.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (nmr2M)
So, I have had this washing maching for a while and it leaked...once. Where the waste water is pumped out.
Just once. How does something leak just once ?
Wait, did someone day cheap ammo??
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (ANIFC)
Real or fake is irrelevant to me.
If I can touch them, they're real.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (ZfKzG)
Go on.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (XoldI)
"It puts the faux-outrage in the basket...."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (TejMA)
-
Those are two very important things.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Gamora looking hot in green at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (QDnY+)
hahaha. I'm far from a farmer, just a dude with some chickens.
As far as other things in common with Himmler... well, we both like beer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: German Porn Producers at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (ANIFC)
She ain't no Bobbie Batista, that's for sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
Good
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (wmaTe)
*giggles*
Posted by: Super serious journalist Anderson Cooper
Ugh, and there's that too. They have no problem with being vulgar like that in the past. One could easily assume that's the new standard of discourse for them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (/qEW2)
Look at the rockomoles on her.
Wow did you see those bosombas ?
She has a nice set of flabbersiegers.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (7QnCd)
CANS
But of course you knew this would happen. I know you did.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (A/QWH)
1. She has implants
2. Shes the one who said vets shouldnt be put in places of authority because they have PTSD and are dangerous
Posted by: ThunderB at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (+bydz)
Posted by: Every episode of Match Game ever at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
It's like Ace has piloted a brace of mighty zeppelins out from the confining whale-bone hangar of pinch-faced prudery and released them thither to the heavens.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Assman at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: Every episode of Match Game ever at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
"Gotta be the butt, Bob."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (mbhDw)
big girls need lovin' too
Not if they're fascist c*nts who peddle Fake News.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice!
then they need it in the ass
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (FZYNt)
I find that upsettingly misogynist.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (H8S+R)
I know there is a Save the Ta Tas breast cancer charity.
Wait. Is b-r-east acceptable?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (30ke1)
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (qKPUy)
Posted by: Larry Kroger at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (bc2Lc)
Seriously, why is this a "deal" with this woman?
Doesn't she understand the only reason she gets paid is due to her tits?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (nILVB)
Reproductive Organs which shall not be named
and I guess we'll be discussing Racist Dog Whistles next.
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (ZfKzG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (oVJmc)
A great set of knockers will open many doors
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Socratease at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (FqHs5)
The only thing that is verbotten is heterosexual men's desires. Any other little naughty quips are dine and dandy. But let a straight dude make some little horndog comment, and it's the end of the world.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (8O3HH)
Humongous wot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0spnybFHIM
Posted by: Pinch faced scold at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (ANIFC)
Then it actually WILL be quicker to type messages to each other, and texting will finally not look so fucking stupid.
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (cGzPb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Brooke Baldwin to surgeon at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 05:50 PM (/qEW2)
Also David Gergen said, "it's hard to talk when you're teabagging"
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (Ri/rl)
Hetero male likes boobs. End of humanity as we know it.
yea, sounds right
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (vmsda)
I think it was 2 split circuit court cases... and the left thought SCOTUS should handle it.
Their argument? The word "boobs" is not obscene, and only up tight reich wingers could possibly be offended by a womans body.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (wmaTe)
Glad to share the info.
Ran inventory, and noticed it was time to stock back up.Was really surprised to see that price point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (EyPfd)
And to repeat from a previous thread, J&G sales is offering Canik TP9's for $300. Crazy good price for a very decent 9mm pistol.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (30ke1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (xfb67)
Well, she is "Out Front."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (XoldI)
Seriously, why is this a "deal" with this woman?
Doesn't she understand the only reason she gets paid is due to her tits?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (U+nHb)
Somehow it's transphobic to have a preference for women's breasts.
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (ZfKzG)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (ghofu)
I used to feel the same way. Kidd gloves: off.
Time to lay out some serious trouser physics on these uptight assholes.
Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 05:53 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (ANIFC)
I'm sorry.. but I must disagree... not all boobs are real... some are bras with padding...
Does that make me a... shudder...
Boob Denier?
Posted by: Don Q. at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (NgKpN)
Hetero male likes boobs. End of humanity as we know it.
yea, sounds right
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn
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Damn. Why isn't there a thumbs-up feature on this comments system?
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (cGzPb)
After OPM their line 'we believe you are not affected' is not washing with me. Prove it you sub-cretinous troglodytes...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: X-ray at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (vzgzF)
Posted by: AMartel at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (WWgnZ)
There's a reality show for Morons? What's it called?
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (U6Uor)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (xJa6I)
Jeez, couldn't see that coming. I'm sure this is racist or sexist or some kind of ist.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (O5Q3r)
So cock holster = cool
tea bagger = cool
13 year old girls wearing "I heart boobies" wrist bands = cool
dude saying he likes boobs = meltdown.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (rb1zT)
I was convinced at one time that Erin Burnett and Becky Quick were one in the same.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (30ke1)
...little baby ducks
...old pick-up trucks
...slow moving trains
...and rain.
Posted by: Muldoon
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (zsddc)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (IfokU)
Posted by: Clay Travis at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (QMqEu)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (nILVB)
Okay then. To each their own
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:54 PM (wmaTe)
You left out the words "non-Democrat" before "dude."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (nILVB)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (Q1WCF)
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (Nwg0u)
But I sure as hell watch boobs whenever I can, and am very familiar with many of them.
Posted by: Bluestatehostage at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (qKPUy)
----
A strong feminist deferring to a man's opinion? The hell you say!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: zincfinger at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (Bj229)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Al Bundy at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (IIOyJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: kallisto at September 15, 2017 05:57 PM (53MZt)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 05:57 PM (EAJRn)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 05:57 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (IfokU)
Consitency is the hobgoblin of little minds- and they want to be both libertine and prudish at the same time.
GK Chesterton had something about that: "We offer favors alternatively both to the Virgin Mary and Priapus. This will emphatically not work." Or something like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2017 05:57 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at September 15, 2017 05:57 PM (cGzPb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (8O3HH)
So .... gun thread!
Oh, and .... boobs thread!
For p**s and potty humor, you'll have to drop one thread down.
Kind of like a department store here. A very warped, sick department store.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (QDnY+)
Wait, did someone day cheap ammo??
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 05:48 PM (vmsda)
Some days that comment could on for... well days.
Hey, anybody remember Dave who pushed a cheap ammo website so much we thought he owned it?
"Boobs"
Dave: "hey, theres this website....www.reallycheapfuckingammo
Me: "will you shut the fcuk up this is a boobs thread.
Dave: "You shut up you fucking shitweasel! That's the last time I try to save you guys money!"
Good times.
I liked Dave.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
Does he still get a pension?
Posted by: Bruce at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (SRKgf)
SJW's live in fear of powerless words of discrimination which have been determined by federal law to have no power to effect minorities.
Yet the demand that the world dance and change in accordance with their irrational fears.
Could we gain tracking by shifting this from a discussion of rights, to a discussion of mental health?
Would it not be better for the sufferer to receive help with mastering their fear instead of an unrealistic expectation of demanding that the world change to prevent them from being exposed to the triggering object, sound or image?
Mental health issue...
Can it gain traction?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Caitlyn at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (nILVB)
I thought people were joking when I first heard that. No way a company that big with that much PII has a damn music major as chief of cybersecurity.
Nope. They totally did.
No offense to music majors in general, you just don't belong in highly technical cybersecurity positions.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (ZqlGu)
He made Obama look like Socrates.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw)
Sweater Kittens
darts
gourds
jugs
orbs
ode to joys
hooters
MRE's
PFD's
Picasso Cubes
Gerber Servers
Traffic Stoppers
Pillows
knockers
honkers
knicker bockers
Pimped out hubcaps
Double-WMD's
Jogging Partners
are any of these safe for CNN?
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (ZfKzG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (cGzPb)
The hot breath you feel on your neck, Cooper--that's not Kathi Griffin. This time, anyway.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, History's Greatest Anchor! at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Lauren at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (0ZQpP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Corona at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (zIb93)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The patrons at Cheers at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (cGzPb)
Man I bet that guy hears it from his bros at the bar tonight.
"Man, what du f*ck you mean you ain't liking no boobs. GTFOH!"
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (30ke1)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (TejMA)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at September 15, 2017 05:57 PM (cGzPb)
Thank God Almighty for Titties and Beer.
https://youtu.be/jsMOth_XkZM
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (XFue2)
Yes I did the research, there have been an even number of mastectomies in the history of medicine.
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at September 15, 2017 06:00 PM (U6Uor)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2017 06:00 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 15, 2017 06:00 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Lauren at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (0ZQpP)
That site is essentially running on vapors. Worthless.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:00 PM (mbhDw)
I thought people were joking when I first heard that. No way a company that big with that much PII has a damn music major as chief of cybersecurity.
Nope. They totally did.
No offense to music majors in general, you just don't belong in highly technical cybersecurity positions.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2017 05:58 PM (jhqr1)
Turn it around: would the philharmonic hire an computer science guy as conductor?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 06:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 15, 2017 05:51 PM (nILVB)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:55 PM (SRKgf)
She was sick for the Sexual Pervesion Day in college.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:00 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (ZqlGu
Well, first there was job-lock, and then....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Lauren at September 15, 2017 05:59 PM (0ZQpP)
When does he not?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (NWiLs)
Why wasn't she empowered by that? And is this the same MSM that shoves ever increasing lewd sexual messaging down the throats of the country 24/7 and calls anybody that objects prudes, old fashioned, living in the 50's...?
Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (MxEKc)
Only if he could replace the orchestra with a MIDI player.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (z2W2E)
Googled it. Considerably better than "fire doesn't melt steel."
Posted by: zincfinger at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (Bj229)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (oVJmc)
Allahpussy *is* a boob.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (8O3HH)
It's called "The First," and it will make you smile, giggle, and generally improve the hell out of your dismal day!
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (YiCkI)
1) Urine
2) Breasteses
3???
-
Freaky Friday. Get your freak on!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Yep and we had good Lindsey Lohan boobs earlier today!
Almost makes me feel good despite my job contract ending in two weeks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:01 PM (xJa6I)
Turn it around: would the philharmonic hire an computer science guy as conductor?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 06:00 PM (SRKgf)
Music and code are not that far apart, really. Makes more sense than what they did.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (Ae45Z)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (IfokU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (ZfKzG)
...but when Jane Russell was cast in the female lead, producer Howard Hughes changed the title to "Double Dynamite."
True story.
Dang. The hooters on that woman!
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (cGzPb)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (NWiLs)
And honkers and headlights
Big flopping boobies and small perky titties
Brown squeezy knockers tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 06:03 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:03 PM (wPiJc)
Code Pinkontheinside.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Allahpundit Two Times at September 15, 2017 06:03 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 06:03 PM (g7h/l)
Posted by: that guy who had to work at stupid work today at September 15, 2017 06:03 PM (fuHHM)
Let's dig up Gene Rayburn and burn his body.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 15, 2017 06:04 PM (B+qrE)
262 Titties and boobies
And honkers and headlights
Big flopping boobies and small perky titties
Brown squeezy knockers tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
--
BDSM the musical?
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 06:04 PM (ZfKzG)
Posted by: goodluckduck at September 15, 2017 06:04 PM (yqvys)
I love rhetoricals.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 15, 2017 06:04 PM (H8S+R)
...but when Jane Russell was cast in the female lead, producer Howard Hughes changed the title to "Double Dynamite."
True story.
Dang. The hooters on that woman!
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:02 PM (cGzPb)
Isaac Asimov named "The Foundation Trilogy" after her. Emmes truth!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:04 PM (mbhDw)
The buggery jokes almost write themselves...
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 06:04 PM (398bZ)
because we said so.
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:05 PM (FKrah)
What!? Which thread?
Posted by: that guy who had to work at stupid work today at September 15, 2017 06:03 PM (fuHHM)
GorillaPundit's open thread this morning. Check it out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2017 06:05 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Newton Minow at September 15, 2017 06:05 PM (bc2Lc)
weird she was offended, most women I know if referring to their boobs, say boobs.
That said, I prefer calling them bazingas. Although flesh mounds is kinda funny.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2017 06:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:06 PM (mbhDw)
It's a Red-Headed Slut with a splash of Coke.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 06:06 PM (30ke1)
___________________
Yes, she's perfectly happy to support a law which allows a 40-year old tranny to whip his dingus out and take a piss in front of a 5-year old girl, but saying the word "boobs" . . . . shudder . . . . that really crosses a line of decency!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 15, 2017 06:06 PM (BXf9o)
http://tinyurl.com/y8z52xa4
Scroll down in the comments for somebody's fanciful photoshopping.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (TejMA)
weird she was offended, most women I know if referring to their boobs, say boobs.
That said, I prefer calling them bazingas. Although flesh mounds is kinda funny.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 15, 2017 06:06 PM (r+sAi)
Funny that Almond Joy looks like it has nipples but Mounds are flat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (xPl2J)
======
they should see the school nurse before the restof the kids get em
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (6Ll1u)
****
Any chance we can get the link to the redhead posted about a week ago. The one where she's looking up at the camera?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (Nwg0u)
I swear she was topless every 10 minutes in the Dallas Connection...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (xJa6I)
http://tinyurl.com/y8z52xa4
Scroll down in the comments for somebody's fanciful photoshopping.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (qJtVm)
The Drunk in the High Tower....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (mbhDw)
- why are human males attracted to breasts if they are not directly related to reproduction?
- are any other male/female mammals that are sexually aroused by the sight of breasts?
- does their number have an effect on whether or not they produce arousal? Ie. would a cow with two udders arouse a bull, but fail to arouse it if there were more?
- can interviews with members of the furry community shed any light on the intersection between the human-animal dynamic when it comes to assessing the effect of breasts on the sexual drive? What about members of the furry community that do not identify as mammals? Ie. reptilian otherkin?
Posted by: NIH at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (TejMA)
Why does that sound like something written by Hunter S. Thompson?
Posted by: Don Q. at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jp at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (WPm0N)
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (cGzPb)
And ask for a few little cups of the bbq drippings.
You'll thank me.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (fA1SL)
It's bazongas.
Or bazooms.
Bazinga is when I tell a joke.
Posted by: Sheldon at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (jhqr1)
-
Dang! J.J. beat me to it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 06:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Yours was somewhat snazzier.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (mbhDw)
"Music has charms to soothe a savage breast," - William Congreve
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (7fIkH)
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (398bZ)
Now this is a word worthy of some in-depth analysis. It has a sort of onomatopoeia element, it sounds kind of like what a boob sounds like. At the same time it actually visually resembles the anatomy that it represents. Is there a word like 'onomatopoeia' that means a word that looks like its definition?
Pondering...
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (fA1SL)
Yeah? So?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Regular joe at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (TejMA)
Why does that sound like something written by Hunter S. Thompson?
Posted by: Don Q.
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Why does it sound like a line that was cut from "Rooster Cogburn"?
(Say it in a John Wayne voice. It works!)
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (cGzPb)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (z2W2E)
Just not the B-double-O unmentionathingies.
Posted by: Brave New Millenial at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Brett Somers at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Brave New Millenial at September 15, 2017 06:11 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (TejMA)
Why does that sound like something written by Hunter S. Thompson?
Posted by: Don Q.
----
Why does it sound like a line that was cut from "Rooster Cogburn"?
(Say it in a John Wayne voice. It works!)
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (cGzPb)
I believe it's taken from Samuel Pepys:
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life."
Amiright????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 06:11 PM (iVOAv)
And JJ, try the bi cuon, if they have them. Same as goi cuon, but just pork, no shrimp. And caramel shrimp or chicken. Used to make a pretty killer version myself, need to get back to that. Very simple recipe.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 06:11 PM (QDnY+)
I like the term "announcements."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (mbhDw)
I guess I can rule out being followed on Twitter by Brooke Baldwin
Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (eh0Va)
- why are human males attracted to breasts if they are not directly related to reproduction?
That one's already got an evolutionary biology explanation. When we were walking about on all fours, we were attracted to butt cleavage. When we stood up, boob cleavage reminded us of butt cleavage and so we were attracted to it.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (jhqr1)
Either that or maybe she knows this guy and they had a fling at a convention or something and she thought he was being too cute.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (7uYFy)
I'll bet she knows what "pillow biting" is.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (O5Q3r)
And JJ, try the bi cuon, if they have them. Same as goi cuon, but just pork, no shrimp. And caramel shrimp or chicken. Used to make a pretty killer version myself, need to get back to that. Very simple recipe.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 06:11 PM (QDnY+)
I am not bi-cuon curious, nor am I a goi.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (TejMA)
Why does that sound like something written by Hunter S. Thompson?
Posted by: Don Q.
----
Why does it sound like a line that was cut from "Rooster Cogburn"?
(Say it in a John Wayne voice. It works!)
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (cGzPb)
or Sean Connery....
Posted by: Don Q. at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (NgKpN)
a *Mondale* voter pwned this "Resist" dweeb.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (TejMA)
He should say, "I don't give a damn if that hypocritical scrunt is offended or not."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Butthead at September 15, 2017 06:13 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 05:41 PM (xPl2J)
The clowns at Hot Air have just about ran that sucker into the ground.
Posted by: RIK at September 15, 2017 06:13 PM (gepmM)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 06:13 PM (XFue2)
He should say, "I don't give a damn if that hypocritical scrunt is offended or not."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (P8951)
"I stand by what I said. I even like your boobs, Brooke!"
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 06:14 PM (NWiLs)
I've met or known of a numbers of boobs I didn't like. including boobs of the mainstream media, academia and government, and the boobs included men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 06:14 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 15, 2017 06:14 PM (z2W2E)
I guess I can rule out being followed on Twitter by Brooke Baldwin
Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (eh0Va)
You could always do a themed ONT Compliance thread with annoyingly prudish SJWs showing the sweater puppy cleavage in magazines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2017 06:14 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2017 06:14 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 06:14 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 06:15 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 06:15 PM (QDnY+)
He should say, "I don't give a damn if that hypocritical scrunt is offended or not."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (P8951)
To general Patton:
"He just said one word, sir.
What was that?
He said 'Boobs!' sir.
*laughs* A man that eloquent has to be saved."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (rb1zT)
1) Everyone on the right is an unconscionable hypocrite except me and my Hillary Clinton supporting buddies, who were too cowardly to actually declare their support but just passive-aggressively simper at it, and who were calling for a purge of the GOP; and
2) Let me now White Knight for a liberal (though I never defend conservatives).
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (WPm0N)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 06:07 PM (TejMA)
Why does that sound like something written by Hunter S. Thompson?
Posted by: Don Q.
More like William S. Burroughs writing about Tangier.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (qJtVm)
Cowboy One:"You stole my horse so I stole your girl."
Cowboy Two: "Yeah, tit for tat."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2017 06:17 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 15, 2017 06:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2017 06:17 PM (BoMuO)
https://youtu.be/j8AYH5JjZg8
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:17 PM (ZqlGu)
Moobs are not now, nor have they ever been OK.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2017 06:14 PM (jhqr1)
His name was Robert Paulson!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:17 PM (mbhDw)
1) Everyone on the right is an unconscionable hypocrite except me and my Hillary Clinton supporting buddies, who were too cowardly to actually declare their support but just passive-aggressively simper at it, and who were calling for a purge of the GOP; and
2) Let me now White Knight for a liberal (though I never defend conservatives).
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (8rNrN)
That could define a few former people here.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: wooga at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (zsddc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (Nwg0u)
He's not though. He's an Obama voting, Gore campaigning Dem who's just not as far left as the rest of the sports media and so therefore he's a Nazi.
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (Dgce0)
Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (TejMA)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (Jcg9Q)
Offer him a glass of water.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (wPiJc)
Jessica's Juggy Tryout for The Man Show.
SFW, but not for CNN
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (SIY7D)
Cowboy One:"You stole my horse so I stole your girl."
Cowboy Two: "Yeah, tit for tat."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2017 06:17 PM (Ndje9)
Ann margret coming out of a house in a very tight shirt, seen from afar.
Cowboy 1: "How'd you like to draw into a pair like that!?"
John Wayne: "Sounds like you don't get to town much!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2017 06:17 PM (BoMuO)
Antifa are essentially two sides of the same coin. And they are both our enemies in every sense of the word.
The Left created both, the Left own both. Ram that home every damn time you can.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (mbhDw)
He should say, "I don't give a damn if that hypocritical scrunt is offended or not."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (P8951)
"Don't be such a boob. Singular."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 06:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2017 06:19 PM (5VlCp)
I'd like to invite you to the CenTexMoMee at Ben Had's place in Corsicana on October 21st. Drop me a line if you'd like.
Txrebel60 at the gmail.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:19 PM (Jcg9Q)
Antifa are essentially two sides of the same coin. And they are both our enemies in every sense of the word.
The Left created both, the Left own both. Ram that home every damn time you can.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (mbhDw)
Antifa AND THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS.... etc.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:19 PM (mbhDw)
1) Everyone on the right is an unconscionable hypocrite except me and my Hillary Clinton supporting buddies, who were too cowardly to actually declare their support but just passive-aggressively simper at it, and who were calling for a purge of the GOP; and
2) Let me now White Knight for a liberal (though I never defend conservatives).
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (8rNrN)
I miss the registered comment section. Use to get ,sometimes thousands, now lucky to get a dozen.
Posted by: RIK at September 15, 2017 06:19 PM (gepmM)
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Oh, he's not. I just read on his blog that he's go to make "First Amendment And Boobs" t-shirts to sell. All proceeds go to breast cancer charity.
Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 06:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (wPiJc)
Allahpundit only has two modes now:
1) Everyone on the right is an unconscionable hypocrite except me and my Hillary Clinton supporting buddies, who were too cowardly to actually declare their support but just passive-aggressively simper at it, and who were calling for a purge of the GOP; and
2) Let me now White Knight for a liberal (though I never defend conservatives).
He's a mild version of Rick Wilson.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (4e+hS)
I actually got dehydrated again yesterday. Not so bad I had to do anything except lay down and drink powerade zero for a few hours.
In fairness, I had the d-word again (a GI problem), which throws out a lot of water from the body.
This is a weird thing. It's weird to have to worry that one bout of diarrhea is going to knock me out.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 06:21 PM (TejMA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:21 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (4e+hS)
Whoa! RIP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:21 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 06:19 PM (xPl2J)
Put:
First Amendment
God
Guns
Boobs
And I would buy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Rgallegos at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (59GQk)
354
348 Be nice folks, the boss just showed up. Look busy.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (Jcg9Q)
Offer him a glass of water.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Water glasses are over there. On the shelf.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (0wem/)
Why are they still permitted in the party now?
I mean, to be honest, they're barely pretending to not be prog Democrats. But they are still drawing checks from allegedly right-leaning organizations.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Brooke Baldwin is a microcosm of the potential life destroying shit men face daily for innocent remarks/actions.
And people wonder why men and boys are dropping out.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (8rNrN)
I never thought a Boobie thread could go wrong...I was mistaken.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (nmr2M)
And Ed Morrissey, this guy has been a Supreme Pussy for the last decade.
Mr "In Fairness."
Ed would contortion himself on.the.daily. to make excuses for Republican Cucks and to defend obama.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (3myMJ)
er, contort himself, rather
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:23 PM (A/QWH)
That's the same order as in "Alien"!
Watch out Tom Skerritt!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:23 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Hooters at September 15, 2017 06:23 PM (bc2Lc)
And if he thinks "white supremacists" are of any importance, or have a body count remotely approaching that of the combined BLM/antifa hate groups, he's an idiot.
But the need to pretend to believe ridiculous things now dominates this degraded country. Look at the absurd concurrent resolution, which the prez was anxious to sign.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 06:23 PM (QDnY+)
Humans and boobs are indeed an evolutionary mystery. Humans are the only mammals where the female breasts are permanently enlarged. Other mamma's breast only enlarge during lactation.
So, you can say human females evolved to look they were lactating all the time.
And we are the only mammals where the breasts have a sexual function -- only human males dig playing their female's mams.
The "boobs look butts" is one theory, but I don't really buy it myself, and there are other theories. It's just one possible explanation.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 06:23 PM (8O3HH)
1) Everyone on the right is an unconscionable hypocrite except me and my Hillary Clinton supporting buddies, who were too cowardly to actually declare their support but just passive-aggressively simper at it, and who were calling for a purge of the GOP; and
2) Let me now White Knight for a liberal (though I never defend conservatives).
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (8rNrN)
I miss the registered comment section. Use to get ,sometimes thousands, now lucky to get a dozen.
Posted by: RIK at September 15, 2017 06:19 PM (gepmM)
After they purged a lot of their regular posters like J.E. Dwyer (Dyer? She was in naval intelligence...help me out on her name), the quality of the site fell way off. I stopped reading shortly after.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (ZqlGu)
First Amendment
God
Guns
Boobs
And I would buy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (rb1zT)
I can make those.
I also have "I blame Sefton" tshirts for sale if anybody's interested.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
Is there nothing a Federal Judge Cannot Do? It's like they're Superman and Hitler rolled into one...
Posted by: shibumi at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (aT+Bx)
blame buzzion. he went to the dehydration subject, not me.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (8rNrN)
Harry Dean Stanton dead at 91. RIP.
He was another guy who was in every movie ever made.
Posted by: tu3031
Lots of TV shows, too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (IqV8l)
And I'm just gonna go ahead and say it:
I'm so glad that a couple of your former co-bloggers are gone from here. Turds. They nearly killed this blog.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (0wem/)
Boy does that expression take me back to 5th grade.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (mbhDw)
Bee double-oh Bee double-oh Bee double-oh Bee double-oh Bee double-oh Bee double-oh Bee double-oh
I just don't know when to stop.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
That's a brilliant smackdown. But it can't overcome the creeped out feeling I get of the pious, unquestioning devotion of the first image.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (/qEW2)
And I'm just gonna go ahead and say it:
I'm so glad that a couple of your former co-bloggers are gone from here. Turds. They nearly killed this blog.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (A/QWH)
Mabel Galore?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (mbhDw)
REPO MAN is Mortadella?
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (A/QWH)
I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "Don't Blame Me, I Voted 4 Sefton".
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (30ke1)
He was another guy who was in every movie ever made.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Aw man...that guy was a workhorse. Never did a bad job on a film.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (xJa6I)
blame buzzion. he went to the dehydration subject, not me.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (8rNrN)
Yeah Buzzion. Figures. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Serious?!?
Oh by the way, I saw a great t-shirt today -- "The Pumpkin Spice Must Flow", with sand worm, done in Dunkin Donuts-style graphics.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: George Kennedy at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (fceHP)
Ace, I'm supposed to drink a lot of water because I have bad kidneys. The easiest thing I've found is to drink a 20-ounce glass of water with every meal, including breakfast.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (qD3LD)
I also have "I blame Sefton" tshirts for sale if anybody's interested.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
Dood, you need to bring 'em to the MoMee.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (iFZVz)
Harry Dean Stanton and Don Rickles were both in "Kelly's Heroes" too. That's 46 years ago.
Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (mbhDw)
well, that's what you get with an Ewok in charge.
BTW, does shit stick to Ewok fur?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (ZqlGu)
Is there nothing a Federal Judge Cannot Do? It's like they're Superman and Hitler rolled into one...
Posted by: shibumi at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Yup....time to break out the kryptonite and the Walther PPK for the "judges".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (5VlCp)
I also have "I blame Sefton" tshirts for sale if anybody's interested.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
Say, WHAT?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (mbhDw)
blame buzzion. he went to the dehydration subject, not me.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:24 PM (8rNrN)
In fairness I socked Al Bundy doing his "Hooters" Bundy family creedo. And also linked Rodney Carrington's Titties and Beer.
You're the one that included Kathy Griffin in a tits post.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (z/Ubi)
He was another guy who was in every movie ever made.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (O5Q3r)
That would Rhys Williams, must have been one of the greatest sidlers of all time
Posted by: RIK at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (gepmM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (nmr2M)
Oh by the way, I saw a great t-shirt today -- "The Pumpkin Spice Must Flow", with sand worm, done in Dunkin Donuts-style graphics.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:25 PM (qJtVm)
Yes serious. With ace's url underneath.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (XFue2)
Do you have extra shelf space? I think Ace might have some AoSHQ t-shirts to sell.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: RIK at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (gepmM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (nmr2M)
If they're tattooed on Brooke Baldwin's ass....
EW!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (mbhDw)
In fairness, I had the d-word again (a GI problem),
This chihuahauawawa also hates the d-word!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBDV2UPTINc
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nmr2M)
And people wonder why men and boys are dropping out.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 06:22 PM (XFue2)
It just makes me more of a barbarian asshole.
Its clear the civil war will be between normal people and pussies.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Aviator at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (/Nite)
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Bring one to Vegas. XL, to fit over the capacious boobages.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (qJtVm)
The doctor was a cute young lass with huge tracts of land...
She said "Read the smallest line you can comfortably see" and I almost said:
"Victoria Secret size 40DD, Made in America".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (w+Jhj)
Anyone?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nmr2M)
Well, if we stay hydrated...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (xJa6I)
1) Everyone on the right is an unconscionable hypocrite except me and my Hillary Clinton supporting buddies, who were too cowardly to actually declare their support but just passive-aggressively simper at it, and who were calling for a purge of the GOP; and
2) Let me now White Knight for a liberal (though I never defend conservatives).
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (8rNrN)
Saddest thing ever. I always liked Mary Cloggenstein of Battleboro
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (fceHP)
false, there are more ugly fat cat ladies with cash to burn who will buy
one. And name it Brad.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (6Ll1u)
I had a sexbot I named him Brad. I screwed everywhere with Brad. But one dark and stormy night Brad got fried by a power surge and I broke him in half, totaled. And the insurance would only pay enough for a new dildo...
Posted by: The Fat Lady at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (vzgzF)
Anyone?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nmr2M)
Till the booze runs out?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (aMlLZ)
Anyone?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nmr2M)
I think I started when I was about 12. I'll let you know when it stops.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (ZqlGu)
The guy had a very long and prolific run. Almost worked with him but that is a sad and painful story on my part.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)
How are they not two sides of the same coin? Antifa has its intellectual roots in pre-WWII europe when the "international" socialists (you know, socialism led by Russians) were battling it out on the streets with the "national" socialists (you know, socialism led by the Germans.)
Both were socialists, both had similar goals, economical systems, government systems, etc.
They just had a disagreement over who was going to run the glorious workers revolution -- the Aryan people or the Rus people.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 06:30 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:30 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:30 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (QDnY+)
Thanks rhomboid, used to have her bookmarked. Need to go re-add her.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:30 PM (xJa6I)
Nah. Left to right. They make more sense that way.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 15, 2017 06:30 PM (H8S+R)
419
Of course if Blade Runner 2049 tanks, Ridley Scott's career might be mortis.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:27 PM (ZqlGu)
C'mon, if 1492, GI Jane and Prometheus couldn't kill Ridley's career, nothing can.
They should start making Abrams tanks out of it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2017 06:31 PM (iFZVz)
Well call me a skeptic, but generally I have to see it to believe it!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:31 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:30 PM (nmr2M)
Got milk?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:31 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 06:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:31 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)
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J.J., do you like...gladiator movies?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:31 PM (qJtVm)
Harry Dean Stanton was great as Colonel Jack O'Neill in the Stargate series.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:31 PM (A/QWH)
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Bring one to Vegas. XL, to fit over the capacious boobages.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (qJtVm)
Will do.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:32 PM (Jcg9Q)
Anyone?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nmr2M)
God willing, another 30-40 years.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
I almost read that as "boobs runs out" which would have been borderline crime against humanity.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 15, 2017 06:33 PM (H8S+R)
Seriously? CNN seems to have a lot of "boobs" on the air.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 15, 2017 06:33 PM (xUc0d)
And in any case, as I said a thread or two down, this stupid ankle-biting crap about grants only served to advertize weakness on the part of the administration.
As I've said over and over since before the DACA decision, really confronting this lawlessness requires serious measures (hard appropriations language, reciprocal non-cooperation with local law enforcement on vital matters, and civil/criminal action against local officials in cases of murder/mayhem by illegals in cases where local agencies were non-responsive to ICE detainers).
Starting to wonder if there is a serious shortage of people in the admin. who understand even the basic mechanics of this stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 06:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:33 PM (ZqlGu)
*****
Sounds like a direct challenge. I'd better limber up.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:33 PM (wPiJc)
1) Everyone on the right is an unconscionable hypocrite except me and my Hillary Clinton supporting buddies, who were too cowardly to actually declare their support but just passive-aggressively simper at it, and who were calling for a purge of the GOP; and
2) Let me now White Knight for a liberal (though I never defend conservatives).
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:16 PM (8rNrN)
Allahpundit will be first against the wall in the revolution.
Posted by: Do The Right Thing at September 15, 2017 06:34 PM (TdMsT)
Anyone?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nmr2M)
God willing, another 30-40 years.
Posted by: Country Boy
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 06:34 PM (NLny5)
In fairness, I had the d-word again (a GI problem), which throws out a lot of water from the body.
This is a weird thing. It's weird to have to worry that one bout of diarrhea is going to knock me out.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2017 06:20 PM (8rNrN)
don't know the underlying problem but up the water foods
cucumbers
watermelon
melons
oranges, and all their companions
yogurt
celery
tomatoes
iceberg lettuce
all the berries
pineapple
(most fruits)
spinach
broccoli
zucchini
you get the picture
foods high in water content, really helps
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:34 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:34 PM (nmr2M)
That boob had some nice breasts. I mean "boob" as in jerk, which is not gender specific.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2017 06:34 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:35 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Moistened Bint
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 06:35 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:35 PM (A/QWH)
watermelon
melons
oranges, and all their companions
yogurt
celery
tomatoes
iceberg lettuce
all the berries
pineapple
(most fruits)
spinach
broccoli
zucchini
you get the picture
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:34 PM (fceHP)
haha, I love it -- really getting in to the boob theme here. Although zucchini? I think thats more of a euphemism for a male biological organ, but I'll go with it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 06:35 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: MAGA at September 15, 2017 06:36 PM (LnOh3)
watermelon
melons
oranges, and all their companions
yogurt
celery
tomatoes
iceberg lettuce
all the berries
pineapple
(most fruits)
spinach
broccoli
zucchini
you get the picture
foods high in water content, really helps
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:34 PM (fceHP)
I initially thought these were names for boobs and I was confused. But impressed an ette knew so many of them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:36 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
They got 'em. We want 'em. They won't let us have them.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 06:36 PM (NLny5)
No, seriously, when the boobs come out, they're like BOINNNGGG!!!
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:36 PM (A/QWH)
Have a full, bouncy, firm and erect night you glorious bastards/princesses.
Ace, take care of yourself, for everyone's sake.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 06:36 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 06:36 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (qD3LD)
So, you can say human females evolved to look they were lactating all the time.
And we are the only mammals where the breasts have a sexual function -- only human males dig playing their female's mams.
The "boobs look butts" is one theory, but I don't really buy it myself, and there are other theories. It's just one possible explanation.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September
SHUT UP! Don't think about why or question how it works. That is like asking the waiter if he undercounted the number of scotches you had with dinner. Simply enjoy the mystery.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (0wem/)
And, it's like they have GOOGLEY EYES staring at you.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (ZfKzG)
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Almost certainly is.
Posted by: MAGA at September 15, 2017 06:38 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
he said it about so many women, no?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:38 PM (fceHP)
Because boobs are like the clowns of the human body. They're just so goofy.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:35 PM (A/QWH)
Heidi says "and whose their straight man."
Where's Ben?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:38 PM (nmr2M)
When you are discussing the essence of boobs, pendulousness is necessary.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:39 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 06:39 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:33 PM (ZqlGu)
I'm driving 18 hours to Vegas. I refuse to submit myself to the TSA goon squads.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:39 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 15, 2017 06:39 PM (w+Jhj)
******
Each time you squeeze say the name of a major world city. It's not funny until you get to "Hong Kong".
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:39 PM (wPiJc)
The doctor was a cute young lass with huge tracts of land...
She said "Read the smallest line you can comfortably see" and I almost said:
"Victoria Secret size 40DD, Made in America".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 15, 2017 06:29 PM (w+Jhj)
Sounds like shit I would do, well used to. I'm a little more controlled.
When I was in my 20's I was at the dentist for a checkup and cleaning. The chick cleaning my teeth was a smoking brunette, and was pretty...feisty. The whole time she would lean over me and drag her boobs in my face. When she got done, and I swear this a true story, she starts putting on hand lotion and asks "Is there anything else you would like me to polish?"
Of course asshole me blurts out "well you can wax the carrot if it don't get you fired". lol
sadly never got a chance to see how it ended because another hygienist walked into the room just as I said that and basically cocked blocked me. Bastard.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 06:39 PM (aMlLZ)
===
Courtesy reacharound?
Posted by: T. Rex at September 15, 2017 06:39 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:36 PM (nmr2M)
lmao
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:40 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:40 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Rodney Carrington at September 15, 2017 06:40 PM (yqvys)
So, you can say human females evolved to look they were lactating all the time.
And we are the only mammals where the breasts have a sexual function -- only human males dig playing their female's mams.
The "boobs look butts" is one theory, but I don't really buy it myself, and there are other theories. It's just one possible explanation.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September
Give some people he time and they tell you how to build a watch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:40 PM (nmr2M)
Liquor Guns Bacon and Tits the only LGBT movement I can truly enjoy
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman
LGBTTBGL
Yeah. I know I said everything twice. Do I really need to explain?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 06:40 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 06:41 PM (398bZ)
Ever have a serious conversation with a topless woman? It's impossible.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:41 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:41 PM (fceHP)
Yeah Heidi's cracking up. Great Friday thread. Why do boobs crack up both guys and chicks? Posted by: Cannibal Bob
It's a fun word to say
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 06:41 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (qD3LD)
Must feel cold to nancy around all these years, hiding behind a pseudonym and no one give enough of a shit to dox you
Posted by: RIK at September 15, 2017 06:41 PM (gepmM)
Only two I have with him in 'em.
@393-
God formed Eve the way he did because he was fond of Adam.
Posted by: teej at September 15, 2017 06:41 PM (T3zWB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 06:41 PM (/qEW2)
Something AtC never has to worry about.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 06:42 PM (NLny5)
Anyone?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:28 PM (nmr2M)
Heidi, , as a woman I've thought the same thing thousands of times.
Men are still boys giggling over boob jokes.
I had thought to start introducing penis chat and how big they must be to be considered penis's to see if they enjoy the talk.
because I can be a btch .
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (ZqlGu)
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To our credit, we've stayed on topic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (7fIkH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice!
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The penis is fairly silly as well. Even the name is ridiculous.
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (cGzPb)
http://tinyurl.com/y9l3flaw
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 06:41 PM (398bZ)
cute
I sometimes forget, but when you thank a taxi driver, or whoever with Thanks, sir. He lights up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (hscyr)
Stay thirsty, my friends.
Well, except for you, Ace. You might want to go the other direction.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (wPiJc)
because I can be a btch .
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (FKrah)
Won't even faze us, trust me.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (Jcg9Q)
"pendulous branches"
synonyms: drooping · dangling · trailing · droopy · sagging · saggy · floppy · hanging · pendent · pensile
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (FKrah)
And
BOOBIES!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (nmr2M)
Men are still boys giggling over boob jokes.
I had thought to start introducing penis chat and how big they must be to be considered penis's to see if they enjoy the talk.
because I can be a btch .
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (FKrah)
It wouldn't matter. The talk would turn to boobs so fast it would strain your neck.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (T71PA)
Liquor Guns Bacon and Tits the only LGBT movement I can truly enjoy
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (ZfKzG)
They have added more letters so it is now "LGBTQIA".
Not sure of a good replacement for Q and I.
Posted by: X-ray at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (vzgzF)
wait, I thought only the guys got shirts.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 06:44 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 06:45 PM (A/QWH)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:45 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:45 PM (cGzPb)
https://aoypodcast.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/389845.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 15, 2017 06:45 PM (ZqlGu)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 15, 2017 06:45 PM (qD3LD)
because I can be a btch .
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM
Would bother me slightly more that when someone calls me honkie or cracker.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:46 PM (0wem/)
ok i'm stumped.
i'll have to pull out a dictionary for more adjectives
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:46 PM (FKrah)
If this wasn't highlighted on AOSHQ yet, take a look.
It will bring tears.
Watch it.
66 year old Bodybuilder William Reed sees color for first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqHlIRZnF38
I guess these things work. So many men are color blind to some degree. Coming from the gaming world, we had to address this...
enjoy.
TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:46 PM (fceHP)
Oh, yes, no worries. I just hadn't posted because I was busy.
Thinking about something.........
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 06:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Fritz at September 15, 2017 06:46 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (fA1SL)
Woo-Hoo! I finally got my '88 Diesel Suburban started after it had lain moribund for several months. Replaced the flex fuel hoses to the injection pump, bled a few injectors, and with it hooked up to 4 batteries and a battery charger, it finally cranked up and started, and, get this: kept running!
I cleared all the loose parts away, lowered the hood, and drove it up to the shop. Once off idle, it sounded pretty good.
It's weird to watch an engine idling away blissfully, with no intake manifold on it. Sounded weird, though, like a quadraphonic tape of Hillary horking up a loogie.
Now to put the manifold back on. (it had to come off to change the fuel lines).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (nmr2M)
enjoy.
TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet he CANNOT wait to see his first boob in color.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CENTER OF THE WORD ITSELF 'OO' RESEMBLES THE PHYSICAL SHAPE OF THAT WHICH IT DENOTES.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 15, 2017 06:48 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:48 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 15, 2017 06:48 PM (zkGZ8)
so their fainting is silly.
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:48 PM (FKrah)
And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this wretched, godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like: if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.
--J. Algernon Hawthorne
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands
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If you can't find boobie pics on the internet by yourself, then you're simply hopeless.
Posted by: RKae at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (cGzPb)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (FKrah)
Men are still boys giggling over boob jokes.
I had thought to start introducing penis chat and how big they must be to be considered penis's to see if they enjoy the talk.
because I can be a btch .
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (FKrah)
Consider who guys also laugh at other guys getting hit in the balls, as in the Pepper Ball to the Yarbles clown.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (SRKgf)
>> useful to a penis.
I do wonder if any research has been done to pin down the minimum cup size necessary for proper titty banging.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 06:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: willow at September
Shhhhhhhhh! Don't tell anyone. Works better if they think we think of it as the "H-word."
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:50 PM (0wem/)
--J. Algernon Hawthorne
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (IqV8l)
Dunno about the economy, but some things would collapse, for sure. OTOH, those that didn't collapse would see a huge boost in attention.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2017 06:50 PM (EkNES)
because I can be a btch .
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (FKrah)
we had our chance with the Weiner thread
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:50 PM (fceHP)
--J. Algernon Hawthorne
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (IqV8l)
I dunno about "collapse." Sag a bit, maybe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 06:50 PM (SRKgf)
C to C+
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 06:50 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (fA1SL)
I was wondering what they specifically say was wrong with the verdict, and what evidence they have to support their contention.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (3myMJ)
_______
You did the what now?
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (qD3LD)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (FKrah)
Facebook Hands Over Details of Russia Ads to Mueller
Facebook has handed over to special counsel Robert Mueller detailed records about the Russian ad purchases on its platform that go beyond what it shared with Congress last week, according to people familiar with the matter.
The information Facebook shared with Mr. Mueller included copies of the ads and details about the accounts that bought them and the targeting criteria they used, the people familiar with the matter said. Facebook policy dictates that it would only turn over "the stored contents of any account," including messages and location information, in response to a search warrant, some of them said.
Facebook hasn't shared the same information with Congress in part because of concerns about disrupting the Mueller probe, and possibly running afoul of U.S. privacy laws, people familiar with the matter said.
wsj.com
w/e mueller, you jacka$$
get over it
hillary lost
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:48 PM (0wem/)
Totally this.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 06:52 PM (aMlLZ)
If I don't, I can't keep up.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (sGtp+)
Doesn't that cause a rip in the space-time continuum?
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 15, 2017 06:52 PM (T71PA)
She's at least 190 lbs. And I'd guess she's 5'6.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (A/QWH)
If you make fun of a woman who is overweight it's supposedly fat shaming. So what do you get if same woman brags about the size of her shits? Shat faming! *rimshot*
Posted by: Lame Jokes Guy at September 15, 2017 06:52 PM (4A5fG)
Come, come, now. I've had many a serious conversation with naked women followed by some serious action.
Posted by: Fritz at September 15, 2017 06:52 PM (D0riW)
He should say, "I don't give a damn if that hypocritical scrunt is offended or not."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 06:12 PM (P8951)
he should double down on T&A
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:52 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 06:52 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:48 PM (0wem/)
or how lost it might be.. coughing
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:53 PM (FKrah)
indeed ... ta, and "nice rack" defines the gravitas of MSNBC.
what was the question?
does America want open borders?
Hell NO ... WE still don't want your commie crap, no matter how striptease the msnbc hosts go. America wants/demands borders, language, culture to be maintained.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2017 06:53 PM (yKAUL)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (qD3LD)
It seems the fuel injection pump got air in it. They really, really don't like that. Crack the flare nut on the injector, crank the engine until fuel seeps out, and tighten the flare nut. You have just bled the air out, and that injector will now (hopefully) work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2017 06:53 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: DanMan at September 15, 2017 06:53 PM (XTiHL)
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As an aside, watching a Stirling engine run is rather unsatisfying. It's the mechanical equivalent of watching a mime.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 06:54 PM (7fIkH)
or post
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:51 PM (FKrah)
hehe, yea
should I go back a post?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 15, 2017 06:54 PM (fceHP)
549 Heidi, , as a woman I've thought the same thing thousands of times.
Men are still boys giggling over boob jokes.
I had thought to start introducing penis chat and how big they must be to be considered penis's to see if they enjoy the talk.
because I can be a btch .
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:43 PM (FKrah)
Consider who guys also laugh at other guys getting hit in the balls, as in the Pepper Ball to the Yarbles clown.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (SRKgf)
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I'm considerably older than 14, but I'm pretty certain that's when I stopped maturing.
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 06:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (SRKgf)
Wasn't guys getting hit in the nads the theme for 50% of the videos on America's Funniest Home Videos?
Posted by: X-ray at September 15, 2017 06:55 PM (vzgzF)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CENTER OF THE WORD ITSELF 'OO' RESEMBLES THE PHYSICAL SHAPE OF THAT WHICH IT DENOTES.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (/qEW2)
Huh. Isn't there a name for that? Like an anomatopeia is a word that sounds like....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:55 PM (nmr2M)
I would become aces pariah.
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:55 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 06:55 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2017 06:56 PM (a1WR4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 06:54 PM (7fIkH)
The Canadian Museum of Making (weird name, awesome museum) near Cochrane, Alberta has a Stirling engine, and I am sure it works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2017 06:56 PM (EkNES)
Posted by: Decaf at September 15, 2017 06:57 PM (35LZK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2017 06:57 PM (D24Mk)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:49 PM (FKrah)
Huh. And assholes? That completes it I think.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 15, 2017 06:57 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Shelley Duvall and Shelley Long at September 15, 2017 06:57 PM (9hdz1)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 06:58 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Jean at September 15, 2017 06:58 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 15, 2017 06:58 PM (3myMJ)
A $100,000 ad buy was nothing in the scheme of things.
In effect MSM gave Hillary billions in free airtime to run the biggest negative branding campaign in history. Still didn't work.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 06:58 PM (SIY7D)
, on the Virgin IslandsPosted by: The Gipper Lives at September 15, 2017 06:59 PM (Ndje9)
The Canadian Museum of Making (weird name, awesome museum) near Cochrane, Alberta has a Stirling engine, and I am sure it works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It would be nifty to have a 2-3 h.p. Stirling around. Maybe something larger, enough to power a decent generator.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 07:00 PM (7fIkH)
You're new to this place, then?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 15, 2017 07:00 PM (P8951)
Posted by: jbspry at September 15, 2017 07:00 PM (E1aoU)
Guys do not have any equivalent option. Dick enlargement whatever, don't even think about it. Implants for pecs, abs whatever nope.
Men have go to immense lengths to develop techniques and devices to help women.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 07:01 PM (0wem/)
Now I think it's better to let them show everyone how prudish and bug-up-the-ass they are.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)
Yeah, I've been thinking about this a lot lately -- one of the biggest spears in the SJW's world is the feminism game. And I don't know any guys who are really down with that. There is an entire anti-feminism underground scene on the internet that many young guys are in to.
I think this is actually a good way to break many of the on the fence democrat voting young men from the progressive pack. Taking the culture war to them.
That being said, it is a juvenile thing to say.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (wmaTe)
Being that Left is a group made up of so many "subgroups/identities" whose interests are at conflict with one another this is exactly the tactic we should be using. We should be hammering the fuck out of these divisions to cause them to fracture, and be going divide and conquer on their asses.
Posted by: Smash'em at September 15, 2017 07:01 PM (4A5fG)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 15, 2017 07:01 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 07:02 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 07:02 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 15, 2017 07:02 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 07:02 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 07:02 PM (YJG+R)
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 07:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 07:03 PM (2wRtc)
But what about the curious case of Chelsea/Bradley Manning? Xhe obviously does not regard it as something harmless or 'silly'.
Does xhe regard it as some hideous nightmare monster trying to destroy xim? Is that why xhe thinks xhe must slaughter it? More research is required. Clearly for xim, this is no laughing matter.
Posted by: NIH at September 15, 2017 07:03 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 07:03 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: WaterCow at September 15, 2017 07:03 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 15, 2017 07:03 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 07:03 PM (0wem/)
Jessica Savitch does...or would if she was still alive.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 15, 2017 07:04 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 07:03 PM (Sfs6o)
And farts!
Posted by: Smash'em at September 15, 2017 07:04 PM (4A5fG)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 07:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 07:04 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2017 07:04 PM (D24Mk)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 15, 2017 07:05 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2017 07:05 PM (7fIkH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 07:05 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 07:05 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 15, 2017 07:05 PM (Sda6L)
Nice shirt on protester in St. Louis:
#whitetearcollecter
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
#ComeAndCollectThem
Posted by: White Eyes at September 15, 2017 07:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 07:06 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 07:06 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 07:06 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: First Mammarist Church of Free Speech and Tits at September 15, 2017 07:06 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 15, 2017 07:07 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: NIH at September 15, 2017 07:07 PM (/qEW2)
Religious: It's not our fault! Satan's apple really refers to a breast. Old Scratch is to blame!
Posted by: Meremortal at September 15, 2017 07:07 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 07:04 PM (z/Ubi)
There's already been actual riot stuff. Police car peacefully stomped & its windshield broken. Fox was showing chopper shot footage earlier & it look like something burning in what looked like a giant sized BBQ
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 07:07 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 15, 2017 07:05 PM (Sda6L)
Comanche and she wouldn't blink at some middle aged white guy getting pulled out of a car and the shit beat out of him .
because , who knows . it's all contrived
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 07:07 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: jbspry at September 15, 2017 07:00 PM (E1aoU)
And if boobs did not matter.... if they are NOT there to be looked at, and admired...
Why the hell did she pay for a boob job?
Posted by: Don Q. at September 15, 2017 07:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 07:08 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: WaterCow at September 15, 2017 07:09 PM (zkGZ8)
NORMAL people dont give a shit.
Reality ridicule(ie the tape) works...as Obamas' mentor taught his most destructive disciple.
Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 15, 2017 07:09 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 07:08 PM (6Ll1u)
ok i'm going to drink that stuff
Posted by: willow at September 15, 2017 07:09 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 15, 2017 07:01 PM (0wem/)
I always thought of myself as an equal opportunity despoiler, so a chick's boob size was never a make or break thing with me. I'm good like that. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2017 07:09 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Life of Brian at September 15, 2017 07:09 PM (WMfb0)
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they exist now as part of installed solar systems. They conentrate part of the solar to the stirling, which then powers the gen
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 15, 2017 07:09 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Very Undude at September 15, 2017 07:10 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 15, 2017 07:11 PM (zkGZ8)
Think of us as the first perpetual motion machine.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 15, 2017 07:12 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: the naughty vicar at September 15, 2017 07:16 PM (mJ8mX)
She's at least 190 lbs. And I'd guess she's 5'6.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (A/QWH)
So...not even the Cajun' Navy has a boat big enough to save her?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2017 07:33 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: KentAllard at September 15, 2017 08:05 PM (TQw9b)
Posted by: MeroChingon at September 15, 2017 08:15 PM (vpHbu)
Posted by: Original Roy at September 15, 2017 08:23 PM (9Tlm9)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 15, 2017 09:34 PM (5gZG2)
Posted by: Ummm at September 15, 2017 09:39 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: CW at September 15, 2017 09:55 PM (FoFxi)
Posted by: George LeS at September 15, 2017 11:27 PM (+TcCF)
On the air. With a grin.
On CNN.
But boobs? Cut the mics. We're done.
Fuck CNN.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2017 02:31 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2017 02:31 PM (jWe5r)
Nope. Clay Travis is his own boss.
That's why he can get away with stuff like this.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2017 02:33 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Counter-Revolutionary at September 16, 2017 03:10 PM (cogPu)
Posted by: Goober at September 17, 2017 12:17 AM (usgok)
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