Revealed: Men Are Better At Throwing and Aiming -- and Therefore Physics -- Not Because of Biological Evolution of Their Brains to Favor Hunting Skills, But Only Because... They Play Aiming Games While Peeing

The "academy" is a joke. They are nothing but political agenda. In this case, to prove that their is no difference -- none! -- between men and women, except for Society.

Incredible. This is NOT parody 🙉 pic.twitter.com/L5XKIteuBp
— The Safest Space (@TheSafestSpace) September 15, 2017

Theory bends over backwards to find a reason for the gender-gap in physics but doesn't even entertain the possibility of a biological cause pic.twitter.com/n9BSVu6BlS
— The Safest Space (@TheSafestSpace) September 15, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 04:56 PM

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1 LOL!

Posted by: Sponge at September 15, 2017 04:58 PM (xttKs)

2 piss on this

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 15, 2017 04:58 PM (KP5rU)

3 Holy crap!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 15, 2017 04:58 PM (so+oy)

4 How much government money went to fund this study....

Posted by: Sponge at September 15, 2017 04:59 PM (xttKs)

5 Bringing a new meaning to "gender fluid".

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 15, 2017 04:59 PM (HtLSE)

6 Let's see if we can find one moron who isn't pissed off that our taxes undoubtedly paid for this.

Posted by: DaveA at September 15, 2017 04:59 PM (FhXTo)

7 Waiting, waiting, waiting, ok I'll post.
Damn, a new thread

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 04:59 PM (ghofu)

8 Finally Science proves men are better than women.

Now it can be told!

Science be praised!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 04:59 PM (xJa6I)

9 There's also a wait for the shake joke here somewhere.

Posted by: DaveA at September 15, 2017 05:00 PM (FhXTo)

10 #science

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 15, 2017 05:00 PM (hMwEB)

11 Someone is over thinking

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:00 PM (ghofu)

12 6 Let's see if we can find one moron who isn't pissed off that our taxes undoubtedly paid for this.
Posted by: DaveA at September 15, 2017 04:59 PM (FhXTo)

More like we've been pissed on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

13 Pee games give boys an advantage.

Let's not pretend they are not implying a sexual element either knowing their history.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 05:00 PM (XFue2)

14 Yes, but I can write my name in the snow.

So there!

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2017 05:01 PM (MCEs2)

15 You get even better honing your skills by trying to piss in the morning with an erection.

Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 05:01 PM (xPl2J)

16 On a related note, how long did that TV show about the female MLB pitcher last? I doubt it's still on the air.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 15, 2017 05:01 PM (FQKBL)

17 Wait a minute. I thought bitches bitched because men weren't aiming.

Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 05:01 PM (g7h/l)

18 So trannys definitely won't beat women in the Olympics?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 05:02 PM (6Ll1u)

19 Seems reasonable to me. I've had the same thought myself in the past.

Which came first? Physics, or the toilet?

(Answer: the toilet. Isaac Newton probably used them).

Posted by: hoodaticus at September 15, 2017 05:02 PM (vitRc)

20 I've posted before but one of the European airports got tired of piss on the floor in their men's bathrooms so the attached a ceramic life like fly right on the sweet spot of their urinals.

Lo and behold , no more piss on the floor.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 05:02 PM (7QnCd)

21 But what about the men who have vaginas? Their aim might not be as good.

Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 05:03 PM (g7h/l)

22 The Pisstriarchy!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 05:03 PM (O5Q3r)

23 The pee of Albert Einstein

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2017 05:03 PM (IqV8l)

24 Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

25 Politically correct- Saying, thinking or doing something which is done only to follow or please the Leftist view

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:03 PM (ghofu)

26 Me big chief, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2017 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)

27 Funnily enough, many of the beta-boyz who believe this tripe are Sitzpinklers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 15, 2017 05:03 PM (sGSvK)

28 They're on to us!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (QQ+il)

29 So.. I was watching a video at lunch of a gal in Denmark (I think) on youtube.. Survival Lilly.. she's amazing at survival stuff.. makes her own bows and arrows.. builds a bug out camp.. reviews gear.. etc..

Anyway.. she was trying to start a fire with bow drill.. and worked well into the night to no avail.. she admitted the next day she couldn't do it because she didn't have the strength and stamina because - gasp! - she's a woman!

It was so refreshing.. then I see this joke..

BTW - she persevered and finally got fire..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (so+oy)

30 Wheeeee!

Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (wul6K)

31 So if I'm somehow at a feminists house I should piss on the seat so she doesn't feel like I'm lording my masculinity over her by having proper aim?

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

32 15 You get even better honing your skills by trying to piss in the morning with an erection.
Posted by: mark1971 at September 15, 2017 05:01 PM (xPl2J)

*snort*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

33 How does the behavior of a fluid stream in gravity get extended to other fields?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (oLNJg)

34 My aim is true.

Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (IqV8l)

35 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (PY9jH)

36 Uh, if men are so good at physics because they pee standing up, then why do women complain about them peeing on the floor and walls?

Posted by: wodun at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (lFga6)

37 And leaving the toilet seat up means....?
Women are better at gravity?

I just can't with this idiocy....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (W+vEI)

38
I will take on any man you want in a pissing contest.

Posted by: Russian Synchronized Water Sports Whore at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (8O3HH)

39 I aim at McCain's mouth when I pee in my urinal. So yes, this study is valid.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (mcI77)

40 A vagina gives women the advantage of getting as many penises as they want.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (7QnCd)

41 IT'S IN MY DAUGHTER'S HANDWRITING!!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (QQ+il)

42
I pee in the shower, hence I fail Buddy Hackett's "class" test.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

43 I see... The pee principle.... Let me say that I have a son and Grandsons and Husband and their "aim" isn't that great...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (O2RFr)

44 Holy crap!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 15, 2017 04:58 PM (so+oy)

no, no, re-read it. It's peeing

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (M+Lyo)

45 Talk about pure penis envy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (NLny5)

46 Penis pee practice provides physics prowess. Penile-challenged pissed.

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (tbOMB)

47 It's all about the dick envy all the time....

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (rmVvL)

48 35 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (PY9jH)

Well since if I don't do it, it doesn't get done...

*Raises hand*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (xJa6I)

49 >>>Let's see if we can find one moron who isn't pissed off that our taxes undoubtedly paid for this.

Isn't this from the U.K.? Maybe not.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (wRe9i)

50 17 Wait a minute. I thought bitches bitched because men weren't aiming.
Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 05:01 PM (g7h/l)

That and not putting the seat down, 'cause smart, strong, independent woman who don't need no man is incapable of putting a toilet seat down by herself.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (NWiLs)

51 29 So.. I was watching a video at lunch of a gal in Denmark (I think) on youtube.. Survival Lilly..

She is fun to watch.

Posted by: wodun at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (lFga6)

52 35 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (PY9jH)

I do. I am damn good at directing my housekeeper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

53 See? If women had penises then the general theory of relativity would have been discovered by Einstein's wife.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (Mouru)

54 Mostly I find it to be very convenient, and has nothing to do with the fact I can throw accurately

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (ghofu)

55 I saw another study that said women have more endurance and quicker recovery time than men, so obviously they will soon be beating men at sports.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (6Ll1u)

56 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*

*raises hand*

Mrs says she ain't going in The Fortress of Solitude.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (QQ+il)

57 42
I pee in the shower, hence I fail Buddy Hackett's "class" test.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

It's all pipes.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (mcI77)

58 43 I see... The pee principle.... Let me say that I have a son and Grandsons and Husband and their "aim" isn't that great...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (O2RFr)

They just don't want to upset you with their grasp of physics.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (z/Ubi)

59 In other news, my husband's 89 y.o. aunt has a roll of Obama toilet paper in her guest bath.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (PY9jH)

60 42 It's all pipes!What's the difference?!
George Costanza

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (rmVvL)

61 35 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (PY9jH)

*raises hand.* Both of them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (sGSvK)

62 Just because you can use tracer fire to walk your aim to a target, doesn't mean you are a sharpshooter, or an Isaac Newton.

Posted by: Downcast at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (Gzi2B)

63 Well since if I don't do it, it doesn't get done...

*Raises hand*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:05 PM (xJa6I)
---------

Honey? Is that you?

Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (wul6K)

64 You know it occurs to me sometimes that maybe, possibly we let too many people into Academia to study things.

Academia has turned into a solution looking for a problem.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (H8S+R)

65 Bookmark this thread peeps, could be one for the ages.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

66
Are you saying men are supposed to stand while peeing?

Posted by: Jim Acosta at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (lKyWE)

67 >>>Pee games give boys an advantage.

I'm reminded of the scene in To Kill a Mockingbird where Jem and Dill watch Mr Avery pee off his porch. Scout is left out of "the ensuing contest to determine relative distances and respective prowess" that the two boys conduct because she does not have an instrument with which to participate. A sly moment of humor in the book.

Posted by: LizLem at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (hvf9s)

68 35 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (PY9jH)

I do. Ain't nobody else going to. Quitcher scowling, it'll give you premature aging lines.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

69 I just assumed every male in snow country spelled their name in the back yard in the winter.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (7ZVPa)

70 14 Deplorable Redneck

Sure, sure.

But *whose* handwriting?

Posted by: ibguy at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (vUcdz)

71 Yeah? Well watch what I can do!

Posted by: Anthony "The Weiner" Weiner at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (O5Q3r)

72 I'd like to practice some projectile motion on the authors... some would call it stoning.. I like to call it physics research..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (so+oy)

73 Girls throw like girls because they are not boys.

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (Sfs6o)

74 I find it more likely that Isaac Newton stood up to urinate than that he was a legendary hunter.

Posted by: hoodaticus at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (vitRc)

75 55 I saw another study that said women have more endurance and quicker recovery time than men, so obviously they will soon be beating men at sports.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (6Ll1u)

If only Anthony Weiner had multiple orgasms, he'd have been too busy in the bathroom to have had time for a political career....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (mbhDw)

76 You know a writer would do well to take these insane studies and write a sitcom involving them.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (XFue2)

77 So can we ascribe an advantage in female memory to the habit of dredging up old shit to bitch about?
Just asking
*duck*

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (QtQaN)

78 And leaving the toilet seat up means....?
Women are better at gravity?

I just can't with this idiocy....
Posted by: Lizzy

Old joke: We need it up, you need it down. Deal with it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (NLny5)

79 29 So.. I was watching a video at lunch of a gal in Denmark (I think) on youtube.. Survival Lilly.. she's amazing at survival stuff.. makes her own bows and arrows.. builds a bug out camp.. reviews gear.. etc..

Anyway.. she was trying to start a fire with bow drill.. and worked well into the night to no avail.. she admitted the next day she couldn't do it because she didn't have the strength and stamina because - gasp! - she's a woman!

It was so refreshing.. then I see this joke..

BTW - she persevered and finally got fire..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (so+oy)

++++

She seduced a man and he lit it for her?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (pvjTE)

80 73 Girls throw like girls because they are not boys.
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (Sfs6o)

Isn't this really the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

81 Answering my own question, apparently the TV show Pitch ended in December of last year. And doesn't seem to have been renewed.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (FQKBL)

82 Survival Lilly is an Austrian.

Posted by: Downcast at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (Gzi2B)

83 Manspreading gives us an edge in geometry, while boobs ogling sharpens our understanding of gravity and resonant systems.

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (tbOMB)

84 The apple was just a metaphor for a penis.

Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (vitRc)

85 Here's how I dealt with bad aim in the guest bathroom: I'd tell the boys and their friends that if their dicks weren't big enough to aim accurately, they ought to sit and pee instead.

Didn't have any problems after that.

Posted by: Furious George at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (j+dfT)

86 >>>Isn't this from the U.K.? Maybe not.

Scotland and Australia, looks like.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (wRe9i)

87 Wait a minute. I thought bitches bitched because men weren't aiming.

Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 05:01 PM (g7h/l)

Bitches bitch 'cause that's what bitches do best. Or something.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

88 I see where this is going: Men will be required pee sitting down until such time as their female supervisor gives them permission to go standing up.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (ylUqT)

89 Hold on, my understanding is that not all boys have penises.

Gee whiz, it's all getting so confusing.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:09 PM (2LljM)

90
I'm surprised the study did not include a sitzpinkler factor. Quick! Apply for another $10 million grant!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

91 Naturally Transexuals from Male to Female would be much better at physics then as well.

Based on this one would assume women would be much better at fluid dynamics than men due to monthly flows.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:09 PM (ZfKzG)

92 77 So can we ascribe an advantage in female memory to the habit of dredging up old shit to bitch about?
Just asking
*duck*

What you said six years ago at 2:30 PM on March 27 will be used against you.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:09 PM (NLny5)

93 I can actually imagine Barry Obama sits to pee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:09 PM (PY9jH)

94 89 Hold on, my understanding is that not all boys have penises.

Gee whiz, it's all getting so confusing.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:09 PM (2LljM)

ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

95 77 So can we ascribe an advantage in female memory to the habit of dredging up old shit to bitch about?
Just asking
*duck*
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (QtQaN)

Oh Jeebus. Down to the year, month, day, hour, minute and second...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

96 Naturally Transexuals from Male to Female would be much better at physics then as well.

Based on this one would assume women would be much better at fluid dynamics than men due to monthly flows.

--
Depends

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (NLny5)

97 Wait, all men are German?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (dEQP3)

98 So penises in general make people smarter and more capable of dealing with the world.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (ZfKzG)

99 95 They never forget.Ever.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (rmVvL)

100 My aim is true.

Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (IqV8l)

That's my line fucker.

- Joe Jackson

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (Jcg9Q)

101 Which reminds me, how come women can't learn to put the seat up when they are finished?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (7ZVPa)

102 Then, why do women suck at catching?

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (dFWGS)

103 Isn't this really the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)
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Obama throws like a girl because he's a Nancy-boy.

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (Sfs6o)

104 84 The apple was just a metaphor for a penis.

Like a baby's arm holding an apple I tell ya.

Wanna see a picture?

Posted by: T Dog at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (2LljM)

105 Most of academia is bullshit in pursuit of a grant.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

106 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*
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I watch over Bambi the maid as she scrubs then I explain quantum entanglement to her.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (mcI77)

107 Surely this means girls should get graded on a curve when it comes to math and science.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (XFue2)

108 100 My aim is true.

Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (IqV8l)

That's my line fucker.

- Joe Jackson
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (Jcg9Q)

"Fuck off, Joe!"

- - Elvis Costello

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

109 I will take on any man you want in a pissing contest.

Posted by: Russian Synchronized Water Sports Whore at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (8O3HH)

Bring it bitchez.

- East German women's Olympic team

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (Jcg9Q)

110 Here's another study with as much validity:

Women may have an advantage in balance, coordination and fine motor skills because they are conditioned by a heteronormative patriarchal society to capture the mythical "money shot."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (wYseH)

111 So penises in general make people smarter and more capable of dealing with the world.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (ZfKzG)

Word!

-- Barack Obama

-- Chuck Schumer

-- Hairy Reed

-- T Dog

-- Chris Cuomo

-- Keith Olbermann

-- Jim Acosta

etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (PY9jH)

112 So what gives the womens the sammich-making edge?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (tbOMB)

113 I don't care who they studied, looks to me like it was the researchers taking the piss.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (AM1GF)

114 Wow, I know this is an epic thread and bad to go OT, but (hat tip Ben Had, end of last thread), fed judge blocks DOJ's with-holding of grants to "sanctuary" city law enforcement. Told ya so, sorta (suspected this wold happen).

All (often funny) sleeping Beauregard jokes aside, this DOJ and WH really don't appear to be either serious or competent at pursuing what must be one of their top priorities. This piffling grant stuff was an announcement of weakness, not an opening shot. Appropriations, kids, ever heard of them? Does anybody there know how to play this game?

Sorry for the OT - hope nobody's p***ed off!

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (QDnY+)

115 Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

That reminds me, I need batteries.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (dEQP3)

116 107 Surely this means girls should get graded on a curve when it comes to math and science.
--
I'll grade their curves

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (ZfKzG)

117 103 Isn't this really the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)
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Obama throws like a girl because he's a Nancy-boy.
Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (Sfs6o)

Old and busted - Hardy Boys
New hotness - hardly boys

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

118
Let's see if we can find one moron who isn't pissed off that our taxes undoubtedly paid for this.

Posted by: DaveA at September 15, 2017 04:59 PM (FhXTo)

Can we get a taxpayer-funded study for this?

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (XKZwp)

119 I'm pretty sure looking at dirty magazines in puberty helps you to learn parallel parking.
I'll take my grant money in used 10s and 20s.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (QtQaN)

120 101 Which reminds me, how come women can't learn to put the seat up when they are finished?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (7ZVPa)

Because YOU MISOGYNISTIC PIG, that's why.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

121 Wait, all men are German?
I'm so confused.

Obligatory and not to be taken seriously:

I've got a little German in me, would you like a little German in you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (Q6Lfj)

122 Dude, hold my prune juice and watch this!

Posted by: Roger Penrose at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (/qEW2)

123 I risk my life engaging vicious spiders and bugs in mortal combat and then flush them down the toilet -- for her.

The least she could do is clean the battle arena.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (2wRtc)

124 @111 - yes, just imagine what Obama could have accomplished if he had a penis!

Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at September 15, 2017 05:13 PM (vitRc)

125 Not only is this uber-stupid, it misses an important point.

There are many animals who are faster and stronger than we are.

But you know what Man beats them all at?

Throwing things fast and accurately. Nothing else is close.

Apes and chimps are stronger, but can't even fling poo well.

So the arc of human achievement bends toward ... the split-fingered fastball.

This has had momentous implications for our development and is actually a critical factor in creating civilization.

But let's talk about peeing.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 05:13 PM (SIY7D)

126 Gah. I meant cranberry juice.

Posted by: Roger Penrose at September 15, 2017 05:13 PM (/qEW2)

127 Not being a woman, I wouldn't know, but as I understand it, there is nothing stopping women from peeing standing up. They just have to separate the external labia and aim. And, because of the fact they can't see where it comes out, I think that once they mastered this "art" as a little girl they would be even better at aiming than males. Then they would revolutionize the physics world. With their pussy hats to guide them, their contributions would usher in a new age of enlightened science and philosophy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 15, 2017 05:13 PM (AM8tm)

128 I do. I am damn good at directing my housekeeper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

Is that what they call it nowadays?

And isn't your housekeeper a cute Latina?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:13 PM (Jcg9Q)

129 And the gender wars, they have begun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:13 PM (PY9jH)

130 I can actually imagine Barry Obama sits to pee.

Bet he has a Bidet

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (O2RFr)

131 111
If only Hillary had a dong she'd be presidentin' instead of Trump.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (ZfKzG)

132 This has had momentous implications for our development and is actually a critical factor in creating civilization.

let's see a monkey backhand a frisbee

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (QQ+il)

133 89 Gee whiz

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Astronaut in ISS taking a Zero-G whiz at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (sGtp+)

134 I SEE TWELVE GENDERS

#CaptainPeecard

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (2wRtc)

135 This probably explains all sorts of things, like domestic violence.

Just boys practicing their aim.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (TOk1P)

136 Young boys used to practice their cursive writing in the snow.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (mcI77)

137 ...Interesting theory....

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (wmaTe)

138 So penis envy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)

139 Well this certainly explains why teams of 14 yr old boys regularly beat women's Olympic soccer teams, physics.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (6Ll1u)

140 BRB, gotta enhance my physics acumen...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

141 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:04 PM (PY9jH)

I do. Every New Year's Day. It's a tradition.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

142 Imagine the lunacy need to come up with something like this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (493sH)

143 Young boys used to practice their cursive writing in the snow.

Damned hard to print

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (O2RFr)

144 According to sources in the United States Secret Service, Hillary! has a pretty good arm.

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (Sfs6o)

145 127 Not being a woman, I wouldn't know, but as I understand it, there is nothing stopping women from peeing standing up. They just have to separate the external labia and aim. And, because of the fact they can't see where it comes out, I think that once they mastered this "art" as a little girl they would be even better at aiming than males. Then they would revolutionize the physics world. With their pussy hats to guide them, their contributions would usher in a new age of enlightened science and philosophy.

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (sGtp+)

146 BREAKING: John McCain (D-AZ) Introduces Bi-Partisan Bill To Halt Trump Transgender Ban

Weasel Zippers

Please go away and ...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (SjImc)

147 Once a territory is marked you have come back daily to do it again. That's why men have such a good sense of direction.

Posted by: freaked at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (UdKB7)

148 Jennifer Lawrence and karma are both bitches.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (xJa6I)

149 We can confirm this research with a longitudinal study searching for a correlation between frequency of urination and performance in physics classes.

Posted by: hoodaticus at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (vitRc)

150 Old 'n busted: STEM Academy

New hawtness: SHAFT Academy

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:15 PM (2LljM)

151 My son's two (and 1/4) and he throws a ball with fantastic form.

He steps with the correct foot, twists his hip, elbow's high, wrist is correct, looks at his target, everything.

Zero coaching.

Gender warriors are insane and demand we join them by denying reality. They will not stop until we are forced by the State to do so.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (jhqr1)

152 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*
-----

I do. Had to do it when I was single then when I was divorced. No big deal. Also cook. And grill.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (NLny5)

153 I do. Every New Year's Day. It's a tradition.

Me too. Whether it needs it or not.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (O5Q3r)

154 guessing they didn't have a lot of physics majors at the urinals in those bars at the Rice Village. pee-yew!

someone should make the patrons tape a laser pointer on their schlongs.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (TejMA)

155 That reminds me, I need batteries.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (dEQP3)

Batteries? I figured you'd have a Mr. Fusion by now.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

156 So much stupid. The matrix can't contain it.

Posted by: egon spengler at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (C6xeQ)

157 128 I do. I am damn good at directing my housekeeper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

Is that what they call it nowadays?

And isn't your housekeeper a cute Latina?
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:13 PM (Jcg9Q)

Not cute. But Bolivian and a citizen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)

158 next up a law requiring sit down peeing... you know its comin

Posted by: E.T. at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (P1GJy)

159 Men can also menstruate and have babies and lactate.

Posted by: Millenial at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (q177U)

160 Bet he has a Bidet

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:14 PM (O2RFr)

Wasn't that the name of his Vice president?

Posted by: X-ray at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (vzgzF)

161 130 Donna

You misspelled Biden.

Posted by: ibguy at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (vUcdz)

162 155 That reminds me, I need batteries.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (dEQP3)

Batteries? I figured you'd have a Mr. Fusion by now.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

or a Hitachi Magic Wand with a rheostat dial...

I'm going to stop talking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (xJa6I)

163 So riddle me this.

I have recently purchased some chickens. I have 10 hens and a rooster. The rooster is biologically a male, and as far as I know, identifies as such, the hens are female and at least 9 of them identify as such.

The rooster is the alpha of the group. He is also the biggest and strongest. He also protects the hens of predators (real and imagined, we're talking chickens here, they're kind of dumb.)

I got these chickens when they were pretty young, as far as I know they were never socialized in chicken society, and I certainly never did anything to indicate to the chickens what I thought the preferred pecking order should be.

I have noticed this dynamic in every flock with a rooster involved.

So someone needs to explain that phenomena to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (wmaTe)

164 TheQuietMan: "Imagine the lunacy need to come up with something like this"

Man's gotta eat.

Posted by: Academia at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (H8S+R)

165 155 That reminds me, I need batteries.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 15, 2017 05:12 PM (dEQP3)

Batteries? I figured you'd have a Mr. Fusion by now.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

The Fukuoku 3000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

166 When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said "they call it cashmere". I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change. I wanted the cashmere.

Posted by: JJ's Maid at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

167 This is true. I proved it as a boy in east Texas.

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (5wSNN)

168 So Asian guys are good at math because they have to pee in kangi?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (QtQaN)

169 Stay away from the yellow snow!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (hscyr)

170 166 Posted by: JJ's Maid at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

Huh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

171 And yes, Ace, the Educational Industrial Complex is a joke.

For every worthwhile research study that advances science being published, there are dozens or hundreds of crap "research" being done, precisely because universities measure their own weeners by how much sweet sweet federal grant money they pull in.

Heaven forbide the college experience be about filling skulls full of mush with useful information.

No, you have SJWs and worthless research vampires running these places with millions if not billions of dollars stored in their other dick measurement vault, usefully called their endowment.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (TOk1P)

172 I just want to lodge a complaint here on Ace of Spades. I had to accompany my sister to a Doctor's appt and had to leave the house at 11:20 am and Gorilla Pundit was NOT posted. What is up with that? Can't this Gorilla get up earlier in the morning? I had to go through my whole day till just 10 minutes ago to read what GP had to say. It is just NOT RIGHT!!

Posted by: ares woman at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (2gh0H)

173 Crazy Years indeed.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (ZfKzG)

174 That's my line fucker.

- Joe Jackson
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:10 PM (Jcg9Q)

"Fuck off, Joe!"

- - Elvis Costello

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

Oh sorry, did I get that wrong? Figures.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

175 didn't read all the comments, but has anyone addressed women and their squirting habits?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (FZYNt)

176 You can immediately see the weakest side of these tug-o-wars because one side always needs propping up and so much patting on the head.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (7m3t8)

177 The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the meat.

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (q177U)

178 160 X-ray

GMTA

Posted by: ibguy at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (vUcdz)

179 Gawd I hope Muldoon doesn't discover this thread. Imagine the possibilities.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (QDnY+)

180 So the arc of human achievement bends toward ... the split-fingered fastball.

This has had momentous implications for our development and is actually a critical factor in creating civilization.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 05:13 PM (SIY7D)

I must disagree.

The pinnacle of human achievement in the area of throwing is NY Yankees reliever Mariano Rivera, who threw a cutter, not a split-finger fastball.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (wYseH)

181 35 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

I'll wait.

*scowls*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:04

------------

So, the second house I bought had carpet in bathrooms around the commode. It was gross. Ripped it all out and installed tile and sealed the grout. Still got messy with 2 sons, but much cleaner in my estimation.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (Dhht7)

182 There is an easy way to put this to the test.

For many years, there have been plastic urination devices that allow women to relieve themselves while standing upright, using men's facilities.

So - let's get the NIH to spend 2 billion dollars on a comparison study between female students taking physics courses. One group will use the plastic devices. The other group will use the normal seating.

Then we can adjust for things like IQs, high school grades, average cups of water a day, etc. and we can test whether the method of relieving oneself has any impact on the comprehension of physics.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 05:20 PM (/qEW2)

183 >>Not being a woman, I wouldn't know, but as I understand it, there is nothing stopping women from peeing standing up.
-------

This is actually a thing. You know woman always have a problem with congestion problem with bathrooms compared to men. And some of them demand more women's bathroom facilities to equalize things. Bathroom Equality.

A solution is indeed pee standing up. Female urinals. And they make a little disposable funnel thing to assist.

So, women's bathroom have a row of female urinals, all with a little wax paper funnel dispenser above them.

Posted by: Russian Synchronized Water Sports Whore at September 15, 2017 05:20 PM (8O3HH)

184 180
I must disagree.

The pinnacle of human achievement in the area of throwing is NY Yankees reliever Mariano Rivera, who threw a cutter, not a split-finger fastball.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2017 05:19 PM (wYseH)

No love for Phil Niekro?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

185 @111
A non-comprehensive list of dickless individuals in that list.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:20 PM (ZfKzG)

186 So, the second house I bought had carpet in bathrooms around the commode. It was gross. Ripped it all out and installed tile and sealed the grout. Still got messy with 2 sons, but much cleaner in my estimation.
Posted by: olddog in mo

anyone who installs carpet in the lavatory should go back to building school

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:20 PM (FZYNt)

187 This reminds me of the strangest "woman" I saw coming out of a ladies room stall at a Burger King on I-16.

She was dressed in a sparkly top decorated with butterflies, was sporting ginormous butterfly-shaped sunglasses, had a long blonde wig that was falling off her head, a big ol' butterfly hair thingy, and was attempting to walk in black stilettos.

She didn't bother to wash her hands and we later saw her picking up a handful of drinking straws and struggling to get a lid for her drink. I tossed my drink in the trash after that and didn't bother with a to-go lid.

She staggered out to an old Jaguar and was last seen heading west on I-16.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:21 PM (PY9jH)

188
Sock fail, but it was funny as hell....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 05:21 PM (8O3HH)

189 has anyone addressed women and their squirting habits?

Like with a ketchup bottle?

Posted by: The Hildebeast at September 15, 2017 05:21 PM (jhqr1)

190 185 @111
A non-comprehensive list of dickless individuals in that list.
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:20 PM (ZfKzG)

Low energy, low-T. Sad!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

191
If God had intended men to aim while peeing he would have put iron sights on the penis

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)

192 190 185 @111
A non-comprehensive list of dickless individuals in that list.
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:20 PM (ZfKzG)

Low energy, low-T. Sad!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

D-I-N-O-V-I-T-E .com. Or was that Texas Super Food?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)

193 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2017 05:22 PM (KCxzN)

194 191
If God had intended men to aim while peeing he would have put iron sights on the penis
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)

And the scary black thingy that pops up. Oh, wait a moment....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

195 The rooster is the alpha of the group. He is also the biggest and strongest
==========
Well I'll tell ya what.

if the chickens are wakin' up the rooster in the morning, well ya got yourself a . . . bad rooster.

Posted by: tom hammond at September 15, 2017 05:23 PM (rSjl9)

196 ach zo, dr. freud was right after all - penis envy!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 15, 2017 05:23 PM (AxFdW)

197 168 So Asian guys are good at math because they have to pee in kangi?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (QtQaN)

It must have taken forever for ancient Egyptians to pee in hieroglyphics

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:23 PM (ANIFC)

198 Well, to be honest. As a kid, I did kind of take a basketball attitude towards it.
Shoot from the free throw line,
Dunk it from close
Three pointer

Half court shot (from the door....)

Posted by: grayswindir at September 15, 2017 05:23 PM (NmR1a)

199 187 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:21 PM (PY9jH)

Dame Edna?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

200 Hey I found the guy who pissed in your tuba!

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)

201 Every toilet lid in our house has to remain down after use otherwise our dog will drink out of the toilet.

Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (g7h/l)

202 I find other ways to improve my aim.

Posted by: Peter North at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (89T5c)

203 So, the second house I bought had carpet in bathrooms around the commode. It was gross. Ripped it all out and installed tile and sealed the grout. Still got messy with 2 sons, but much cleaner in my estimation.
Posted by: olddog in mo

Better than grout? Silicone sealant in the proper color.
At least for the area right around the toilet for that very reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (NLny5)

204 "The pinnacle of human achievement in the area of throwing is NY Yankees reliever Mariano Rivera, who threw a cutter, not a split-finger fastball."

I stand corrected and as a Yankees fan, apologize for this oversight.

Amazing that you knew exactly what he was going to throw, and it didn't matter.

As Tim McCarver said, you're only hope was to get a broken bat pop-up ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (SIY7D)

205 If God had intended men to aim while peeing he would have put iron sights on the penis

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)
Or a laser.

Posted by: X-ray at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (vzgzF)

206 Are we going to have a GAINZZZ thread or is Ace still embarrassed about forgetting to drink water?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (wRe9i)

207 201 Every toilet lid in our house has to remain down after use otherwise our dog will drink out of the toilet.
Posted by: NCKate at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (g7h/l)

I have the workaround to that. Close the bathroom door.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (z/Ubi)

208 205 If God had intended men to aim while peeing he would have put iron sights on the penis

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 15, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)
Or a laser.
Posted by: X-ray at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (vzgzF)

Tactical tackle!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

209 Yeah,Mariano was dominating all right,except for that one World Series against Arizona....

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (rmVvL)

210 206 Are we going to have a GAINZZZ thread or is Ace still embarrassed about forgetting to drink water?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (wRe9i)

Hence, urine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

211 In Leftspace, no one can see you're an idiot.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (398bZ)

212 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:21 PM (PY9jH)

Dame Edna?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

Olbermann's mom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (PY9jH)

213 I see further, because I stand on the shoulders of pissants.

Posted by: Isaac Newton at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (/qEW2)

214 No love for Phil Niekro?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

I was always a fan of Gaylord.
Perry, that is.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (ANIFC)

215 JJ - forget, what flick was the cashmere bit from? I can hear the voice of the original, just can't recall the movie.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (QDnY+)

216 Finally I have an explanation for a couple of girlfriends coming up behind me and asking if they could hold it while I pissed, they were just learning physics.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (6Ll1u)

217 >> If God had intended men to aim while peeing he would have put iron sights on the penis
--------------

But then there's that annoying dreaded double stream problem that pops up from time to time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (8O3HH)

218 So Drew Brees either pees sitting down or is a woman?

Posted by: ShainS at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (C8sF1)

219 I also saw a study that said men are more proficient at reading a book in their left hand.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (2LljM)

220 Yeah,Mariano was dominating all right,except for that one World Series against Arizona....

And one playoff series against the Red Sox.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (O5Q3r)

221 Amazing that you knew exactly what he was going to throw, and it didn't matter.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 05:24 PM (SIY7D)

And in the playoffs, when he would sometimes pitch 2 innings, the damned thing was only going about 88mph.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (wYseH)

222 Are male dogs better at physics than female dogs?

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (7QnCd)

223 166 Is the full speech from the cleaning lady George shtooped on his desk and than tried to quiet by giving her a cashmere sweater marred by a red dot...

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (rmVvL)

224 Cashmere? Man, those Led Zeppelin guys loved their fabrics!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (wRe9i)

225 Face it feminists. Urine a world dominated by the peetriarchy. Men are number one.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (pMGkg)

226 215 JJ - forget, what flick was the cashmere bit from? I can hear the voice of the original, just can't recall the movie.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (QDnY+)

Have no idea at all. Plug it into Bing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

227 recall the movie.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:25 PM (QDnY+)

Seinfeld.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 15, 2017 05:27 PM (tbOMB)

228 This study is totally true. I know because while studying the arc of pee while peeing, I was a natural at catching fly balls hit to the outfield. It's physics! It's science!

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 15, 2017 05:27 PM (T71PA)

229 Ready, aim, fire!

Posted by: Shep! at September 15, 2017 05:27 PM (nILVB)

230 When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said "they call it cashmere". I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change. I wanted the cashmere.

Posted by: JJ's Maid at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

166 Posted by: JJ's Maid at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

Huh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:27 PM (Jcg9Q)

231 Yeah count me among those who don't see much actual aiming happening. I don't care if the seat's down or up and he can befoul his own toilet however he wants, but we got into a fight again today about the powder room.

Why do *I*have to inspect the guest powder room every time we're expecting a visitor? Today I checked it and the bowl was full of cig ashes. The peepee sprinkles were a lively touch, and the TP roll sitting sitting on the counter instead of the spool was a nice bonus. He told me it's not his job to actually put the roll on the spool. WTF?

And yes, the money put into this study would have been more constructively used as TP in my powder room.

Posted by: stace at September 15, 2017 05:27 PM (IflZ6)

232 JJ - forget, what flick was the cashmere bit from? I can hear the voice of the original, just can't recall the movie.

I think it was Seinfeld.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 05:27 PM (O5Q3r)

233 steevy, thanks, that's it! JJ, the Seinfeld bit with George shtupping the cleaning lady on the desk.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (QDnY+)

234 So if you piss in the sink (a recent moron subject of debate) does it throw off your aim?

Posted by: X-ray at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (vzgzF)

235 If God had intended men to aim while peeing he would have put iron sights on the penis

Honest officer. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (2LljM)

236 OT: our beloved golden retriever is in trouble. He's 11, and went off his food a week ago. The vet is trying to distinguish between heart failure and a diffuse carcinoma, so it's not looking good. I'm afraid this may be the end of the line for him. We're waiting to hear how the tests come out.

Damn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

237 232 JJ - forget, what flick was the cashmere bit from? I can hear the voice of the original, just can't recall the movie.

I think it was Seinfeld.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 05:27 PM (O5Q3r)

Figures. Never watched that show. Maybe one episode and it annoyed me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

238 233 steevy, thanks, that's it! JJ, the Seinfeld bit with George shtupping the cleaning lady on the desk.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (QDnY+)

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: George Costanza at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (ANIFC)

239 236 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

Oh no. Prayers, my friend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

240 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

Sorry about your doggeh, Jay.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

241 Big protest in St Louis over acquitted police officer

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (ghofu)

242 163 So riddle me this.

I have recently purchased some chickens. I have 10 hens and a rooster. The rooster is biologically a male, and as far as I know, identifies as such, the hens are female and at least 9 of them identify as such.

The rooster is the alpha of the group. He is also the biggest and strongest. He also protects the hens of predators (real and imagined, we're talking chickens here, they're kind of dumb.)

I got these chickens when they were pretty young, as far as I know they were never socialized in chicken society, and I certainly never did anything to indicate to the chickens what I thought the preferred pecking order should be.

I have noticed this dynamic in every flock with a rooster involved.

So someone needs to explain that phenomena to me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 15, 2017 05:17 PM (wmaTe)

++++

So what's the story with the questioning hen?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (FUu/Z)

243 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)
--------
Aw, man. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Weasel at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (Sfs6o)

244 Jane D'oh

I've discovered that separate bathrooms and using a monthly cleaning service is one secret to spousal happiness. And yes, I clean my bathroom at least once every two years or as needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (hyuyC)

245 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Best wishes to you... That is sooo hard...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (O2RFr)

246 In fairness, I believe the authors were menstruating when they wrote that piece.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (4e+hS)

247 Gosh, Jay. That's awful. Prayers for you and your pup.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (PY9jH)

248 241 Big protest in St Louis over acquitted police officer
Posted by: Skip

they are pissed off

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (FZYNt)

249 So women are better at dive-bombing?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (mJ8mX)

250 236 OT: our beloved golden retriever is in trouble. He's 11, and went off his food a week ago. The vet is trying to distinguish between heart failure and a diffuse carcinoma, so it's not looking good. I'm afraid this may be the end of the line for him. We're waiting to hear how the tests come out.

Damn.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

Oh man..I'm so sorry.
I had a cancer scare with my pup Logan recently and it tied me up in knots.

Here's hoping the tests come out well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (xJa6I)

251 Mariano Rivera Post season record

96 games
.889 winning %
0.70 ERA
8-1 record

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (wYseH)

252 How many men on here ever actually clean the bathrooms in their homes?

by default...but in all honesty 90% of the time I pee outside or in the shower, sometimes both...so its easy.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (vmsda)

253 : our beloved golden retriever is in trouble. He's 11, and went off his food a week ago. The vet is trying to distinguish between heart failure and a diffuse carcinoma, so it's not looking good. I'm afraid this may be the end of the line for him. We're waiting to hear how the tests come out.

Damn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
==========
sorry man.

Posted by: simplemind at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (+mDpY)

254 Big protest in St Louis over acquitted police officer

There goes the big screen TV's

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

255 >>>I also saw a study that said men are more proficient at reading a book in their left hand.

LOL

Why do you think men are so good at starting fires?

Posted by: Max Power at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (q177U)

256 236 OT: our beloved golden retriever is in trouble. He's 11, and went off his food a week ago. The vet is trying to distinguish between heart failure and a diffuse carcinoma, so it's not looking good. I'm afraid this may be the end of the line for him. We're waiting to hear how the tests come out.

Damn.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

+++

So very sorry for this horrible situation.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (7m3t8)

257 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

....

Bummer. Lost our 13 year old golden less than a year ago.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (2LljM)

258 O/T

Gingy's father passed today. Not really unexpected, but sad.

Prayers for her and her family, and may his memory be for a blessing.

Dayan HaEmet.

Posted by: ibguy at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (vUcdz)

259 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

It's tough to lose a doggie. My Luke died about six months ago and I still catch myself looking for him sometimes.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (398bZ)

260 This may presage some sort of Harrison Bergeron innovations from the left:

Force all men to use the stalls to relieve themselves.

There is another difference: the cycle of the month. Perhaps they will discover this also impacts comprehension of certain subjects. Therefore, force men to have injections of chemicals every month that will induce the same effects as PMS.

These measures will level the academic playing field.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (/qEW2)

261 Big protest in St Louis over acquitted police officer

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (ghofu)

Not over the Cubs winning 8-2 this afternoon?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (493sH)

262 Thanks, gang. I appreciate it.

Some might say "he's just a dog," but to us he's a family member, and a much beloved one. There's a pall hanging over Chateau Merde right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (SRKgf)

263 241 Big protest in St Louis over acquitted police officer
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (ghofu)

In this case I can't blame them, even though their motivations are likely more racial than factual.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

264 254 Big protest in St Louis over acquitted police officer

There goes the big screen TV's
Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

Waste. Already Friday and the news cycle's over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

265 We're waiting to hear how the tests come out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (SRKgf)

Ouch....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2017 05:32 PM (wYseH)

266 When you think about it, I'm better at hiring British spies to write Urination Dossiers.

Although, in fairness, Jim Comey helped.

Posted by: Hillary Depends Clinton at September 15, 2017 05:32 PM (Ndje9)

267 @252
The world is our urinal.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:32 PM (ZfKzG)

268 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

So sorry to hear that. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:33 PM (NLny5)

269 249 So women are better at dive-bombing?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 05:30 PM (mJ8mX)

I've seen some squirting porn and the stream looks fairly accurate and straight. Hmm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

270 I did not read all the comments (not the post really)...so are we talking about a new Olympic event here, or what?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2017 05:33 PM (Ae45Z)

271 Posted by: ibguy at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (vUcdz)

Sorry to hear that... Prayers for the Family

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

272 Big protest in STL not so big, so far. They ordered pizza.

Of course.,. sundown. All the votes haven't been counted yet.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 05:33 PM (YiCkI)

273 Prayers up for Deplorable Jay's puppy.

There's no such thing as "just a dog," my friend. Hope things turn out better than expected.

Posted by: ibguy at September 15, 2017 05:33 PM (vUcdz)

274 Big protest in St Louis over acquitted police officer
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (ghofu)

In this case I can't blame them, even though their motivations are likely more racial than factual.
Posted by: Insomniac

Protest is fine. Ryan is no Bueno.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (NLny5)

275 Revealed: Men Are Better At Throwing and Aiming -- and Therefore Physics -- Not Because of Biological Evolution of Their Brains to Favor Hunting Skills, But Only Because... They Play Aiming Games While Peeing

LOL. More Penis Envy.

The modern left is almost nothing but Penis Envy. And Nihilism.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (rZ+mb)

276 274 Big protest in St Louis over acquitted police officer
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:29 PM (ghofu)

In this case I can't blame them, even though their motivations are likely more racial than factual.
Posted by: Insomniac

Protest is fine. Ryan is no Bueno.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (NLny5)

*Riot. Fucking voice to text.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (NLny5)

277 Good news Horde, John Wick 3 has been greenlit and has a release date in early 2019.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (6n332)

278 Asian men are great at math and physics because aiming with a snubnose is much harder than aiming with a long barrel.

Wait. I think I'm onto something here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (Mouru)

279 Wait'll these clowns find out about the little propeller spinner in novelty urinal screens! Men can win prizes just for hitting the target!

Or even that there ARE novelty urinal screens.

So Nyah!

Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (RuIsu)

280 Big protest in STL not so big, so far. They ordered pizza.

Of course.,. sundown. All the votes haven't been counted yet.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 05:33 PM (YiCkI)

I use MapQuest to decide if I should care or not.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 15, 2017 05:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

281 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Prayers for the family well-being. It sounds bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2017 05:35 PM (hyuyC)

282 LOL. More Penis Envy.

The modern left is almost nothing but Penis Envy. And Nihilism.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (rZ+mb)

And stupidity

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2017 05:35 PM (493sH)

283 nood boobs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2017 05:35 PM (PY9jH)

284 66

Are you saying men are supposed to stand while peeing?

Posted by: Jim Acosta at September 15, 2017 05:07 PM (lKyWE)

Jim, just one more thing you need not worry about. Ever.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 15, 2017 05:35 PM (UsCnO)

285 @282
Mostly Stupidity.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at September 15, 2017 05:35 PM (ZfKzG)

286 I see McCain is at it again.. This time a bill to allow Transgenders in the military... McCain is a real team player.... for the Dems...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (O2RFr)

287 Thanks again to all for the good wishes, and I appreciate the sympathy, and although I feel a bit silly for being so upset about his situation, I don't care, and am being upset anyway. We're hoping against hope that he pulls through.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (SRKgf)

288 There are many animals who are faster and stronger than we are.

But you know what Man beats them all at?

Throwing things fast and accurately. Nothing else is close.

Apes and chimps are stronger, but can't even fling poo well.

So the arc of human achievement bends toward ... the split-fingered fastball.

This has had momentous implications for our development and is actually a critical factor in creating civilization.

-
There is a dog training theory that is based on dogs' recognition of our superiority because we can throw.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (Nwg0u)

289 Ryan is no Bueno.
====

Bit of a non-sequitur, but I can't disagree.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (4bKiB)

290 We have four toilets in our current house and three of them have the slow close lids. Inevitably at least once a year I will use the one that doesn't have the slow close. *BANG* in the middle of the night.

Under Wife does not appreciate this and thinks I do it on purpose. LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (mcI77)

291 277 Good news Horde, John Wick 3 has been greenlit and has a release date in early 2019.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 15, 2017 05:34 PM (6n332)

John Wick 2 was a big disappointment to me. Hope 3 is better.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (7QnCd)

292 Yesterday there were thousands of protesters at Berkeley over Ben Shapiro speach

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (ghofu)

293 Sorry to hear about the loss of family here, both two- and four-legged.

Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (ANIFC)

294 Good thing that fire can't melt steel, or the St Louis arch might be in trouble.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2017 05:37 PM (6Ll1u)

295 Harry's a chicken farmer? Like Himmler?

Hmm, didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2017 05:38 PM (QDnY+)

296 Damn.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:28 PM (

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 15, 2017 05:38 PM (Ri/rl)

297 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 15, 2017 05:36 PM (Nwg0u)

The ole opposable thumb thing. Wonder what kind of pitch you could throw with out a thumb. The palm ball.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (7QnCd)

298 Nood

Posted by: tu3031 at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (O5Q3r)

299 Ryan is no Bueno.

eh, I think it read fine the first time

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 15, 2017 05:39 PM (TejMA)

300 "There is a dog training theory that is based on dogs' recognition of our superiority because we can throw."

Man and Dog is the best partnership ever.

Probably started over hunting together, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (SIY7D)

301 einstein said the reason there were more men in physics is because women's brains are smaller.

so, biology.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 15, 2017 05:40 PM (AxFdW)

302 Since I didn't attend the trial, I'm inclined to accept the reasoning of the trial judge, who did.

The judge in question is turning 70 & has been a state trial judge for decades, I think (going by memory). Nobody--black, white, liberal or conservative-- has ever said a bad word about him heretofore, as far as I know.

Unlike a number of STL circuit judges, I've never heard anybody refer to him as 'dull knife,' either.

Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2017 05:42 PM (YiCkI)

303 One half the ass times the velocity squared means stay away from a Rosie O'Donnell moving at high speed.

Or, any speed actually.

Posted by: Anchovy at September 15, 2017 05:45 PM (5WzV1)

304 258 O/T

Gingy's father passed today. Not really unexpected, but sad.

Prayers for her and her family, and may his memory be for a blessing.

Dayan HaEmet.
Posted by: ibguy at September 15, 2017 05:31 PM (vUcdz)

I'm so sorry to hear this. My deepest condolences.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 15, 2017 05:46 PM (SRKgf)

305 Wangs are a superpower.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

306 Isn't the premise here that if you have a penis, you're a man?

How hateful.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2017 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

307 At least this time I know there is a new thread and still posting

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2017 05:52 PM (ghofu)

308 The Physics behind Penis Envy.

Posted by: Socratease at September 15, 2017 05:56 PM (FqHs5)

309 When I hear a feminist launch the "anything men can do, we can do..." rant, I ask them to piss through a straw.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (611Lm)

310 So the left is embracing Lysenkoism again over actual science. Sciency.

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 15, 2017 06:09 PM (zOpu5)

311
We're better at handwriting, too, because we write our names in the snow when we pee.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2017 06:10 PM (UGWs/)

312 Buy me a twelve-pack and watch me invent warp drive.

Posted by: Monty James at September 15, 2017 06:26 PM (auToR)

313
We're better at coping in the outdoors, too, because men (most, anyway) check the direction from which the wind is blowing before we pee.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2017 06:37 PM (pNxlR)

314 Funny. My daughter is a chemical engineer.
She didn't have any trouble with physics.

Frankly, most people who have taken physics and hate it ... had an awful teacher.
Physics is probably the easiest of the sciences.

Chemistry is easier if you approach it as a physics problem.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 15, 2017 06:38 PM (e8kgV)

315 Men are better at storming beaches and invasion tactics because of bukkake studies.

Posted by: Fritz at September 15, 2017 06:39 PM (D0riW)

316 Not being a woman, I wouldn't know, but as I understand it, there is nothing stopping women from peeing standing up.

Yes. e.g.Victorian women had to pee standing up because of the bustles. BTW, there have been female urinals since urinals began... sort of like troughs one straddled... aiming wasn't an issue.

Posted by: itsacookbook at September 15, 2017 06:47 PM (yPxXc)

317 By this logic, women would make better kickers in football, as they get to keep looking between the uprights...

Posted by: mr wolf at September 15, 2017 06:50 PM (HWKKg)

318 There is a dog training theory that is based on dogs' recognition of our superiority because we can throw.
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But dogs can pee at will. Doesn't that make them superior?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2017 06:54 PM (mJ8mX)

319 I've heard there are women who are able to pee standing up. Takes a lot more practice at manipulation, though. Wouldn't mastering that task make them superior physicists?

I know, I know. the dumbz are making this decade the most ridiculous ever.

Posted by: Miley, commoner at September 15, 2017 06:59 PM (Id9+8)

320 Writing the whole Gettysburg Address in yellow snow was nothing for "Little Tony". He did it all the time.

Posted by: Anthony Weiiners Favorite Tool at September 15, 2017 07:07 PM (Sda6L)

321 Camille Paglia started it, 25 years ago. She made a TV presentation on 1 Mar. 1994, "The P#nis Unsheathed". The screenplay is in her book Vamps & Tramps. She says (pg. 11):

"Young boys are literally handling their tools from an early age. (She demonstrates.) They have to learn to, for example, aim. I have often said that this is one of the moments when young boys learn linearity, concentration, focus, projection. Right from the start, man has the idea of building, of something which is building and falling, okay? ... The entire place [Manhattan] is a kind of temple to the phallus. ... I can't imigine a woman building a building that was tower-blocked in shape."

To be fair, Paglia believes in inherent sex differences, and does not object to them, and she absolutely doesn't buy the idea that it's all social conditioning.

Posted by: Whiggish Boffin at September 15, 2017 08:40 PM (T8uXo)

322 See, there was no thinking involved when Sir Isaac Newton explained gravity and stuff, it was that he didn't sit when he pissed!

Posted by: Starbanker at September 15, 2017 08:53 PM (ptjhY)

323 Require women to pee standing up. It's for their own good.

Posted by: PaterNovem at September 15, 2017 09:01 PM (wxQ53)

324 "Require women to pee standing up. It's for their own good. "

More likely: require men too pee sitting down in order to get rid of their male privilege.

Posted by: rayj at September 15, 2017 10:06 PM (pI/IV)

325 This is a real thing, right?

Serenity, whenever...

Nothing really bothers about bothering me anymore.
Nope, notta.

Posted by: micky at September 15, 2017 10:20 PM (dF9Lb)

326 They are RIGHT!!

I always hold the bow between my legs and aim the arrow along my dick when I practice archery.

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at September 16, 2017 01:29 PM (Vwb3R)

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