Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

(Hot. Black. Bitter. Coffee or my soul?)

Wow, Saturday morning is here again. Here are just a few news stories that didn't make the AoSHQ and get their due attention.

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Weird News

No running with sharp objects. No pulling pony tails. Play nice with one another and all will go well in this open thread.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:38 AM

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Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2017 08:41 AM (vWMNq)

2 So everyone else is a lay-about?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

3 So everyone else is a lay-about?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord
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Nah, there's still at the EMT where I'm schooling everybody on military history.

Posted by: WaterCow at September 16, 2017 08:43 AM (zkGZ8)

4 No one else is here yet.

I am using an old browser and *all* your links have crap attached. The first one generates a link to a .js script that hangs my browser.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2017 08:43 AM (vWMNq)

5 I summoned the others, but it might have been too obscure.....

Posted by: goatexchange at September 16, 2017 08:43 AM (YFnq5)

6 I'm, up, I'm up!

OK ~Now $1,650 for just the sleeves? What are we ~ living in a Seinfeld episode?

Exhibit # 1,567,922 in the case for the end of Western civilization

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 16, 2017 08:44 AM (UOr6C)

7 >>No pulling pony tails.

Whew. Finally a safe space.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 16, 2017 08:44 AM (wwL6Q)

8 SONOBI~TCH!

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 16, 2017 08:44 AM (UOr6C)

9 >>No pulling pony tails.

Whew. Finally a safe space.

Posted by: Mama AJ
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I know, right?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 08:45 AM (zkGZ8)

10 Up an at 'em morons.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2017 08:47 AM (MCEs2)

11 Since I live in Jacksonville, I am a bit puzzled by the two guys stealing a power pole. What can they do with it? Sell it?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2017 08:47 AM (88xKn)

12 Oh...here you guys are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 08:47 AM (EyPfd)

13 Rumblin' and stumblin' on the banks of the Olentangy!

Posted by: Keith Jackson at September 16, 2017 08:48 AM (bc2Lc)

14 Hans Nilsson has discovered and filmed a white moose in Sweden:

http://tinyurl.com/y86qp8rb

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 08:49 AM (lwiT4)

15 "Nah, there's still at the EMT where I'm schooling everybody on military history."

It's not like we couldn't keep doing that here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 08:49 AM (EyPfd)

16 "To me, a cigarette is food. I live my life smoking these things, and drinking the 'black water' in this cup here."

Frank Zappa, who did not die from smoking cigarettes or drinking coffee.

Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2017 08:49 AM (UdKB7)

17 My sister got bit by a moose once....

Posted by: goatexchange at September 16, 2017 08:49 AM (YFnq5)

18 So I guess ax throwing is a thing now? What could go wrong; booze and axes?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2017 08:50 AM (MCEs2)

Posted by: goatexchange at September 16, 2017 08:50 AM (YFnq5)

20 What about man buns? Can we pull those? Or at least make fun of their owners?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 08:50 AM (gC2IV)

21 Nilsson Schmilson.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 08:51 AM (PUmDY)

22 "So I guess ax throwing is a thing now? What could go wrong; booze and axes?"

We're on it!!

Posted by: Dude Perfect at September 16, 2017 08:51 AM (EyPfd)

23 Boobs!

2 Breasts!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2017 08:52 AM (XFue2)

24 Barry & I love having our man buns pulled. Apart!

Posted by: Reggie at September 16, 2017 08:52 AM (bc2Lc)

25 The good thing about ax throwing in a bar is that you don't have to ask anyone to hold your beer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 08:52 AM (gC2IV)

26 Lumbersexuals in Huntsville? Or, drunk boys with axes?

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2017 08:53 AM (K78/M)

27
No one will notice the thirty foot lamp pole on top of our Kia.

Posted by: Guys from Florida at September 16, 2017 08:53 AM (D5uQK)

28 23 Supposedly Trump said the majority of American supported Obama's DACA program. Polls dispute that statement, especially among Republicans.

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Told you yesterday that Trump believes those polls, and that's why he was so surprised by the blowback to the media reports that he had made a DACA deal with Schumer and Pelosi.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2017 08:53 AM (BXf9o)

29 Apparently 'The Man Who Never Was" was based on the true life story of a transexual in the British military.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 08:53 AM (EyPfd)

30 Pfft. Real men play catch with axes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 08:54 AM (D5uQK)

31 A Financial Times reporter on holiday was killed in Sri Lanka by a large reptile...wearing a pantsuit.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 08:55 AM (0ecq3)

32 http://www.badassoftheweek.com/leonov1.jpg

Obligatory.....

Posted by: goatexchange at September 16, 2017 08:55 AM (YFnq5)

33 Throwing axes. Might be a useful skill right after the zombies appear. And I've run out of ammo.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2017 08:55 AM (MCEs2)

34 "Pfft. Real men play catch with axes."

There is even a league.

Posted by: Bryan, 'Stumpy" McOnehand at September 16, 2017 08:56 AM (EyPfd)

35 Is the Beatles Love show still playing in Vegas? I would like to see that

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 08:56 AM (PUmDY)

36 Since I live in Jacksonville, I am a bit puzzled by the two guys stealing a power pole. What can they do with it? Sell it?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2017 08:47 AM (88xKn)

Never been to a nudie bar?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 08:56 AM (5y11N)

37 31 A Financial Times reporter on holiday was killed in Sri Lanka by a large reptile...wearing a pantsuit.
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Saw that story a few days ago. Just had to shake my head. The guy was at a place called "Crocodile Rock" and wandered off by himself to take a whizz.

Just because you have a degree from Oxford, it doesn't mean you have any sense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2017 08:57 AM (BXf9o)

38 "A Financial Times reporter on holiday was killed in Sri Lanka by a large reptile...wearing a pantsuit."

Which leads to the obvious question...

What was he doing in Sri Lanka?

Posted by: Bryan, 'Stumpy at September 16, 2017 08:57 AM (EyPfd)

39
Customers are drawn by what the Seattle Times described as ''coffee with a view.'' When they pull up to the drive-through window, their coffee is served by a ''bikini barista'' in scanty attire.

One time I pulled into a Stewart's Root Beer in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. Three of the hottest women I have ever seen in my life were the waitresses. I was looking around for Russ Myers as I figured it had to be some sort of reality movie set I had wandered into. Left an excellent tip.

Never went there again. But I still enjoy the memory of those mammaries.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 16, 2017 08:58 AM (EgwCt)

40 Seattle totalitarians banning baristas in bikinis because they are insufficiently woke to know that they are really serving the patriarchy n stuff.

The Washington Post, following the Pravda style guide headlines: "Bikini Baristas fight for their right to serve coffee half naked --and really hot!" Simultaneously (a) misrepresenting the facts into a straw man/the baristas are not topless ("half naked" egads, hide the children!) and (b) framing an issue of personal liberty and limits on government power to "ban" as about something "you don't need."

Well you don't "need" my particular pizza or wedding cake for your gay wedding that I personally think degrades probably the most important institution for the perpetuation of civilization we've created in the last 5,000 years, but I can be frog marched to Rethink Camp if I refuse to do so, and address you as Xer Majesty along the way.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 16, 2017 08:58 AM (BsGS1)

41 Crocodile rock, you say?

Posted by: Elton John at September 16, 2017 08:59 AM (gC2IV)

42 Time for more coffee

BBIAB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 08:59 AM (EyPfd)

43 >>>OK ~Now $1,650 for just the sleeves?

Horrifying.

Posted by: Scott Baio at September 16, 2017 08:59 AM (/qEW2)

44 I got willowed

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 16, 2017 08:59 AM (CNHr1)

45
Great moments in axe throwing:

https://youtu.be/0L5QC9ZJkM8

Ed Ames, who frequently was cast as an Indian (feather), was actually Jewish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2017 09:00 AM (IpvQn)

46 14 Hans Nilsson has discovered and filmed a white moose in Sweden:

http://tinyurl.com/y86qp8rb

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic

A Renaissance man who also won Best Male Pop Vocal Performance for "everybodies Talkin'" in 1970 and for his cover of Badfinger's "Without You" in 1973. or something.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 09:00 AM (0ecq3)

47 MisHum's up at his cabin again. The guy on the left.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huzevJi7T4o

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:00 AM (lwiT4)

48 VIA, getting schooled on military history ... As freshman at The Citadel you needed to know the order of battle for your kin, while doing push ups. For myself, that went back to the F&I war.

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2017 09:00 AM (K78/M)

49 It really does come down to the First Amendment and tits. I think I see a new political party on the horizon.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 16, 2017 09:01 AM (BsGS1)

50 Didn't read the article about the baristas in Seattle, but being misinformed has never stopped me from opining. --

In New York State, it's a violation of health code to work in food service with exposed underarms. Maybe that's what they're getting at; I don't know.

(It would explain the use of the word "ban" though.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 09:02 AM (zkGZ8)

51 A Renaissance man who also won Best Male Pop Vocal
Performance for "everybodies Talkin'" in 1970 and for his cover of
Badfinger's "Without You" in 1973. or something.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 09:00 AM (0ecq3)
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I think you're right. He had three boys who sang MmmBopp.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:02 AM (lwiT4)

52 36 Since I live in Jacksonville, I am a bit puzzled by the two guys stealing a power pole. What can they do with it? Sell it?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2017 08:47 AM (88xKn)

Never been to a nudie bar?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

The next day was the grand opening of "Bubba and Dewey's Toothpick Emporium". Coincidence?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 09:02 AM (0ecq3)

53 Since I live in Jacksonville, I am a bit puzzled by the two guys stealing a power pole. What can they do with it? Sell it?
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Sell it for scrap at the junk yard - scrap metal place. Especially if aluminum, copper, brass, lead,

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 16, 2017 09:02 AM (m9X4Y)

54 I got willowed

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
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Hoping you can still enjoy your breakfast.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 09:03 AM (zkGZ8)

55 51 A Renaissance man who also won Best Male Pop Vocal
Performance for "everybodies Talkin'" in 1970 and for his cover of
Badfinger's "Without You" in 1973. or something.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 09:00 AM (0ecq3)
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I think you're right. He had three boys who sang MmmBopp.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic

Weren't they the same kids who sang "Mmm, Mmm, Mmm Obama"? Wait, that was Reggie and the Buttstrokes.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 09:05 AM (0ecq3)

56 the two guys stealing a power pole

The article said they had 72 prior metal transactions - so stealing metal and recycling it for money was their livelihood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2017 09:05 AM (hyuyC)

57 Jump into the Fire is badass.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 09:06 AM (PUmDY)

58 @ 50
"In New York State, it's a violation of health code to work in food service with exposed underarms. Maybe that's what they're getting at; I don't know. "

Using what is illegal in New York in effort to derive a reasonable principle is like taking style cues from a schizophrenic hobo. It's probably illegal in NY to pick your nose with your index finger, unless you're also within 500 feet of hospital.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 16, 2017 09:06 AM (BsGS1)

59
Is the Beatles Love show still playing in Vegas? I would like to see that

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 08:56 AM (PUmDY)
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Don't know, but I think Paul McCartney's on tour.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:06 AM (lwiT4)

60 >>>Practicing the Nixon speech, "I am not a crook."

My other hobby, apart from undocumented sign collecting, is Glory Holes.

https://jahc.org/loretto-jones-candidate-for-assembly-district-1-on-the-arts/

Posted by: Loretto Jones at September 16, 2017 09:06 AM (/qEW2)

61 lol.. thanks FireHorse. I think I will. Off to shower and start the day. Have a good one everybody!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 16, 2017 09:07 AM (CNHr1)

62 Best layed plans of mice and men
Went to scap yard, waired 40 minutes after posted opening time and still wasn't open. 2 hrs to load truck and probably 1 to unload. Might try to call later to see if open yet.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 09:07 AM (ghofu)

63 38 "A Financial Times reporter on holiday was killed in Sri Lanka by a large reptile...wearing a pantsuit."

Which leads to the obvious question...

What was he doing in Sri Lanka?

Posted by: Bryan, 'Stumpy

I understand all the North Korea holiday packages were sold out.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 09:08 AM (0ecq3)

64 And we have Bob Varsha back for Singapore qualifying

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 09:08 AM (ghofu)

65 I saw Jump into the Fire open for Burn Unit, Chicago, 1871

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary at September 16, 2017 09:10 AM (D5uQK)

66 So everyone else is a lay-about?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

Some of us are just getting in from cutting trees and clearing brush for the last two hours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 09:11 AM (rjrh3)

67 If she is wearing a bikini, she isn't half naked.

But it is an evolutionary thing. Start with the burqa.

First she shoes her toes, or maybe her face, and the men loose all control. But after a few years that doesn't work any more, so the girls start flashing an ankle, or her hair is uncovered, and men loose all self control.

But after a few years, something more exotic than ankles or toes are needed to get the man's attention. So the girls start flashing their knees and doing the 'can-can' set to music and flashing their under garments.

You see how it goes?

Now they want to wear bikinis, and each year the bikini gets smaller. Then you have trouble, because after you take it all off, then what do you do?

I know how this works, I saw it in Florida. The girls start selling hot dogs from a push cart on the street corners, and the bikinis kept getting smaller every year, and the lines of men buying hot dogs at the push cart got longer. There were traffic jams where guys stopped suddenly in the street, to buy a hot dog.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 16, 2017 09:13 AM (m9X4Y)

68 So, what are the games to watch today?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 09:13 AM (gC2IV)

69 So everyone else is a lay-about?

Posted by: grammie winger
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I prefer the term 'Idler'.
'Lay-about' just seems judgmental.

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary at September 16, 2017 09:13 AM (D5uQK)

70 >>>50 Didn't read the article about the baristas in Seattle, but being misinformed has never stopped me from opining. --

So, what you are saying is that you are a True Blue Moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 09:13 AM (ZTRlp)

71 Oops. /Cow owner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:13 AM (D5uQK)

72
Some of us are just getting in from cutting trees and clearing brush for the last two hours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College
Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 09:11 AM (rjrh3)
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I'm still in my pajamas. You win.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:15 AM (lwiT4)

73 Nilsson sings Newman is an excellent album

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 09:15 AM (PUmDY)

74
Beer and axes.....

if they add hand grenades, they might have something.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2017 09:16 AM (9q7Dl)

75 So everyone else is a lay-about?
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I, myself, am a professional procrastinator. I make plans, well thought out and detailed plans which are then carefully integrated into a very full calendar.

It often takes several hours of hard work to move today's plans to another spot on the calendar.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 16, 2017 09:17 AM (m9X4Y)

76 21
Nilsson Schmilson.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 08:51 AM (PUmDY)

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Your breaking my heart, your tearing it apart, so.............

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2017 09:17 AM (yOqwj)

77 So, what are the games to watch today?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 09:13 AM (gC2IV)

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Clemson - Louisville should be good. If both QBs show up it will be great.

TN - FL could be worth it for the tragic comedy. LSU - Miss St has potential to be good.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 09:17 AM (rjrh3)

78 Willowed

I made Chief while recruiting at the Mt. Claire Jct Recruiting office, which was directly adjacent to the B and O museum there. Would spend hours looking at that huge steam driven beast that they had on display in the shopping center.

I loved the museum with some of the hokey retro displays where you'd push a button and things would move back and forth. The old trains in the roundhouse were impressive. The Mt. Clair yard oversaw a secondary yard adjacent to the museum that was only used for the few low volume bidnesses around there. A few times I had to check something there in the middle of the night; in addition to it being really isolated the fucking rats were as big as small dogs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2017 09:18 AM (y7DUB)

79 It often takes several hours of hard work to move today's plans to another spot on the calendar.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 16, 2017 09:17 AM (m9X4Y)
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I need to implement this idea.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:18 AM (lwiT4)

80 "A Financial Times reporter on holiday was killed in Sri Lanka by a large reptile...wearing a pantsuit."

Which leads to the obvious question...

What was he doing in Sri Lanka?

Posted by: Bryan, 'Stumpy

What was Arthur C. Clarke up to in Sri Lanka, for that matter?

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 16, 2017 09:19 AM (/qEW2)

81 I'm still in my pajamas. You win.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:15 AM (lwiT4)

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It's typed with love. We finally had to cut our last hemlock (blight), so it's been sort of a crummy morning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 09:19 AM (rjrh3)

82 There were traffic jams where guys stopped suddenly in the street, to buy a hot dog.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 16, 2017 09:13 AM (m9X4Y)

Hmmm.

Something incongruous about using hawt girls-

to get guys to choke down a hot dog.

The Tranny Lobby must be funding this.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2017 09:20 AM (9q7Dl)

83 It often takes several hours of hard work to move today's plans to another spot on the calendar.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 16, 2017 09:17 AM (m9X4Y)
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I need to implement this idea.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:18 AM (lwiT4)
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You really need to leave this to us professionals. I've been up nearly three hours, and should have done all my Saturday morning exercise and had my shower by now.

Instead, I've had two cups of coffee and drove my son to the skate park.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:20 AM (UoSKV)

84 What was Arthur C. Clarke up to in Sri Lanka, for that matter?
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 16, 2017 09:19 AM (/qEW2)

I think he just liked it there scuba diving and writing books.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2017 09:21 AM (y7DUB)

85
My Saturday mornings, until 9:00 or so, are mine. The roof caves in later, after Her Majesty wakes up and starts in on the list of things for me to do.

Today, it's drop the generator off for repair, grocery shopping, then home to wash dogs all afternoon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2017 09:21 AM (IpvQn)

86 We finally had to cut our last hemlock (blight), so it's been sort of a crummy morning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College
Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 09:19 AM (rjrh3)
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Can't you kill people with that? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:22 AM (lwiT4)

87 Sonobi, get off my lawn.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at September 16, 2017 09:22 AM (NL6KB)

88 Can't you kill people with that? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:22 AM (lwiT4)
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*hides coffee cup*

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:23 AM (UoSKV)

89 I think he just liked it there scuba diving and writing books.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2017 09:21 AM (y7DUB)

and the hot chicks.

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 09:23 AM (LWPRt)

90 Didnt know exactly who Harry Dean Stanton was until I saw his picture at LI. Now I feel like a big dummy.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 09:24 AM (ghofu)

91 It's probably illegal in NY to pick your nose with your index finger, unless you're also within 500 feet of hospital.

Posted by: xnycpeasant
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It is, but I have a special permit.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 09:24 AM (zkGZ8)

92 It's typed with love. We finally had to cut our last hemlock (blight), so it's been sort of a crummy morning.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -
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I've had to cut 13 of 15.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:25 AM (D5uQK)

93 What time is Clemson/Louisville?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 09:25 AM (PUmDY)

94 Instead, I've had two cups of coffee and drove my son to the skate park.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:20 AM (UoSKV)
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You're way ahead of me. I'm almost to the bottom of the pot, and I haven't driven anyone anywhere.

However, later on my daughter might drive out and we can go shoe shopping downtown. That counts for exercise, right?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

95 I need to implement this idea.
Posted by: grammie winger
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It's not easy. It requires LOTS of thought.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:26 AM (D5uQK)

96 and the hot ~~chicks~~ young brown teenage boys.
Posted by: BignJames

FIFY

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2017 09:26 AM (hyuyC)

97 However, later on my daughter might drive out and we can go shoe shopping downtown. That counts for exercise, right?
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:25 AM (lwiT4)
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Oh heck yeah. I took my son pants shopping yesterday. This is an activity that must be repeated every few months, because the kid keeps growing. I was so worn out afterwards that my husband had to take me out to dinner to revive me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:27 AM (UoSKV)

98 Have a great day, everyone. Chores await.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2017 09:27 AM (hyuyC)

99 Ciao, Salty!

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:27 AM (UoSKV)

100 That colleges offer counseling for things like a Ben Shapiro's speaking engagement is idiotic but how many students take up this offer?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 09:27 AM (ghofu)

101 Which leads to the obvious question...

What was he doing in Sri Lanka?
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Lots of unanswered questions about that guy. Like why was somebody with degrees in French lit hired as a financial reporter? Or was he a "financial reporter" like Obama was, where he just sat in a cubicle and did flunky tasks and pretended he knew a lot more about finance than he really did?

Well anyway, it's all moot now. Whatever he intended to do in Sri Lanka, what he actually ended up doing was being dinner for a crocodile.

But hey, at least it was green!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2017 09:28 AM (BXf9o)

102 What time is Clemson/Louisville?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 09:25 AM (PUmDY)

8pm ?

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 09:28 AM (LWPRt)

103 >>>Here are just a few news stories that didn't make the AoSHQ and get their due attention.

"News" stories. For some definitions of "news."
Our definition, of course.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2017 09:28 AM (9egmK)

104 I was so worn out afterwards that my husband had to take me out to dinner to revive me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:27 AM (UoSKV)
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Oh my gosh - I have the same plan for today! Shop and shop until it's near dinner time, and then say - Oh it's too pretty to go home and cook and eat inside. How about we grab this nice table right here by the beach?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:29 AM (lwiT4)

105 18 So I guess ax throwing is a thing now? What could go wrong; booze and axes?

Axe, aka tomahawk throwing, has been a thing since the 60s or so, if you run in the right circles.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 16, 2017 09:30 AM (bZ7mE)

106 Hey - what happened to the Giants this season?. I just looked at the MLB standings and they are 39 games back. 39! They were in the play-offs last year, for goodness sake!

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)

107 Oh my gosh - I have the same plan for today! Shop and shop until it's near dinner time, and then say - Oh it's too pretty to go home and cook and eat inside. How about we grab this nice table right here by the beach?
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
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Excellent plan. We ate outside too, only not by a beach, but it was perfect weather.

Hint: look extra droopy and you can get him to buy you a nice drink, too.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:31 AM (UoSKV)

108 That colleges offer counseling for things like a Ben Shapiro's speaking engagement is idiotic but how many students take up this offer?

Posted by: Skip
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It might lead to a self-realization whereby the student says "Doctor, is it possible that I might be a fascist?" and that would be counterproductive so it's probably discouraged.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 09:31 AM (zkGZ8)

109 re the bikini barristas: there's an excellent comment below the article:

"Use any bathroom you want but wear what you're told.
It's confusing out there."

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2017 09:32 AM (LAe3v)

110 I suspect that the civil unrest in STL last night disappointed BLM.

By the standards of even recent similar events (Ferguson), it was mighty small beer.

MSM may have succeeded in convincing casual viewers that last night was Detroit '67 deja vu all over again, but... not.

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 09:33 AM (9WcJw)

111 Oh heck, bluebell - Looking pitiful and begging for drinks is what I do best.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

112 111
Oh heck, bluebell - Looking pitiful and begging for drinks is what I do best.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord

Dang, you two belong in Hogarth's Gin Lane.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2017 09:36 AM (LAe3v)

113 Wow...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XonFZjuyc6E

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 09:36 AM (PUmDY)

114 Atta girl, grammie. I hope you have great luck with your shoe shopping, and your dinner plans. With any luck you can catch some weddings to tell us about, too.

And I can't find anything to procrastinate with any more, so I'm off to exercise and get it over with. Bye, all!

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:37 AM (UoSKV)

115 Apparently 'The Man Who Never Was" was based on the true life story of a transexual in the British military.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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Well, yeah! Numereous defeats suffered by the Mannernfrauenangst Division of the Waffen SS hastened the Nazis' demise.

Posted by: WaterCow at September 16, 2017 09:40 AM (zkGZ8)

116 Axe, aka tomahawk throwing, has been a thing since the 60s or so, if you run in the right circles.
Posted by: Grey Fox
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1776

Posted by: Francis Marion at September 16, 2017 09:42 AM (D5uQK)

117 And I can't find anything to procrastinate with any more,
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You are not working hard enough at it.

Look at Sri Lanka, start with the CIA fact book. Then compare to Singapore and Honk Kong. Singapore Shipping News is big business much like the Greek Shipping Magnets were during the World Oil Crisis of the '70's. Look at Greece now. Greece is losing money on every immigrate that crosses their borders on their way to Paradise in the EU because the Greeks have lost their bargaining power.

This is why the assassination of a Financial Times Reporter in Sri Lanka is big news.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 16, 2017 09:43 AM (m9X4Y)

118 Day 2 of steroids. I hate taking them but I need to right now.
I'll be trolling the HQ at odd hours for about a month.

Also starting the Mitch Rapp series. I've been putting it off but since I won't sleep might as well read.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 09:44 AM (SnrgY)

119 Lots of unanswered questions about that guy. Like why was somebody with degrees in French lit hired as a financial reporter? Or was he a "financial reporter" like Obama was, where he just sat in a cubicle and did flunky tasks and pretended he knew a lot more about finance than he really did?

Comparing him to a borderline retard who didn't write any of his dogshit books about himself is really a stretch. Finance isn't difficult to understand if you have a legit sciency mind.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2017 09:44 AM (y7DUB)

120 This is why the assassination of a Financial Times Reporter in Sri Lanka is big news.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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Never had these problems when it was Ceylon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:44 AM (D5uQK)

121 I've had to cut 13 of 15.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:25 AM (D5uQK)

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I didn't realize how attached I was. I usually don't care about stuff like that, but it really bothered me to lose that tree. It's about the same age as our house, so that's probably got something to do with it. In hindsight I'd pay to do the injection to try to prevent it, but our tree was so isolated (only one in area that I know of) that I didn't really think we'd get hit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 09:45 AM (UUvSq)

122 . Like why was somebody with degrees in French lit hired as a financial reporter?
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It's all the rage. Writers as Security Advisers, education majors as head of the EPA...stuff like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:46 AM (D5uQK)

123 Still haven't cut the grass or gone to the grocery store.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 09:46 AM (Sfs6o)

124 Waffles &bacon, eggs & bacon, or bacon & bacon? Decisions decisions.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 09:46 AM (gC2IV)

125 124 Waffles &bacon, eggs & bacon, or bacon & bacon? Decisions decisions.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 09:46 AM (gC2IV)
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Yes.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 09:47 AM (Sfs6o)

126 I didn't realize how attached I was. I usually don't care about stuff like that, but it really bothered me to lose that tree. It's about the same age as our house, so that's probably got something to do with it. In hindsight I'd pay to do the injection to try to prevent it, but our tree was so isolated (only one in area that I know of) that I didn't really think we'd get hit.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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In my case, I had planted all of the trees, and nursed them along for 15 years. Yeah, it was hard to cut them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:47 AM (D5uQK)

127 Waffles &bacon, eggs & bacon, or bacon & bacon? Decisions decisions.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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*gazes down at bowel of cold gruel*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:48 AM (D5uQK)

128 Don't forget Music majors for IT Security!

Posted by: scrood at September 16, 2017 09:48 AM (cQdY5)

129 Still haven't cut the grass or gone to the grocery store.

Posted by: Weasel
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Spring cleaning is on my to-do list for this weekend.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 09:49 AM (zkGZ8)

130 This is why the assassination of a Financial Times Reporter in Sri Lanka is big news.

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Because it was an Islamic croc and Islam is a crock?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 16, 2017 09:49 AM (Nwg0u)

131 Still haven't cut the grass or gone to the grocery store.
Posted by: Weasel
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It's great when a plan comes together.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:49 AM (D5uQK)

132 Again with the Sweden: Born on this day in 1946, Ola Brunkert, drummer with the Swedish group ABBA

And when you get the chance, you are the dancing queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

133 Left warns Pelosi, Schumer: Dont get too close to Trump

Well ya know coodies and all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 09:50 AM (5y11N)

134 Don't forget Music majors for IT Security!
Posted by: scrood
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A bar bouncer for WH Security.

Posted by: Craig Livingston at September 16, 2017 09:50 AM (D5uQK)

135 *gazes down at bowel of cold gruel*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 09:48 AM (D5uQK)

too early for that

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 09:51 AM (LWPRt)

136 2 So everyone else is a lay-about?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

I'm a part time layabout. I'd go to full time, but I'm too lazy.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2017 09:51 AM (ywNoU)

137 Spring cleaning is on my to-do list for this weekend.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 09:49 AM (zkGZ

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Some idiot, whose initials are Weasel, put fertilizer on the grass and watered it so now it's growing like crazy. And our neighborhood block party is today and I need to go to the grocery and get some burger fixins.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 09:52 AM (Sfs6o)

138 1776

Posted by: Francis Marion at September 16, 2017 09:42 AM (D5uQK)

Can't recall you ever throwing a tomahawk. Couldn't even get your sword out of the scabbard that one time 'cause it had been so long since the last time you drew it that it had rusted fast.

Not exactly how Hollywood portrays it, was it?

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 16, 2017 09:53 AM (bZ7mE)

139 124 Waffles &bacon, eggs & bacon, or bacon & bacon? Decisions decisions.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 09:46 AM (gC2IV)

My Father would say, "I'll have a slice of each please."

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 09:53 AM (ZTRlp)

140 Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson, and Anni-Frid Lyngstad
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How can you not love a group of musicians with those names. Wish I could do the umlauts. The umlauts are essential.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:54 AM (lwiT4)

141 Don't forget Music majors for IT Security!
Posted by: scrood at September 16, 2017 09:48 AM (cQdY5)

I'm still trying to wrap my head around that clusterfuck. Not so much that a music major was put in that spot, because corporate entities are always putting somebody hot wired for success into positions their ill prepared for; but that all the underlings were ordered to make sure she couldn't fuck things up in a core reason for the company's existence.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2017 09:54 AM (y7DUB)

142 the Greek Shipping Magnets

Magnates, how do they work?

Posted by: Pedantic Juggalo at September 16, 2017 09:54 AM (oVJmc)

143 Re: Sri Lanka.
A reptile in a pantsuit?

What was Hilary Clinton doing in Sri Lanka?

Hmmmm

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 09:54 AM (SnrgY)

144 If you can dodge an axe, you can dodge a ball!!

Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at September 16, 2017 09:55 AM (RMza1)

145 So everyone else is a lay-about?

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I prefer to think of it as assumining the gorilla in a recliner yoga pose.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 16, 2017 09:55 AM (Nwg0u)

146 My current excuse is that I have a small dog and a fat cat on my lap pinning me down.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 09:56 AM (Sfs6o)

147 Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:31 AM (UoSKV)

Look who is around
Coming up for air from that cookbook?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 09:56 AM (ZTRlp)

148 Badfinger was such a great band.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 09:56 AM (PUmDY)

149 Re: Sri Lanka.
A reptile in a pantsuit?

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I initially read that as "sri lanka peanut" for some reason and immediately wondered how I could use that in my name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 09:56 AM (UUvSq)

150 Still in my jammies too.

Made scrambled eggs with cream cheese and chives. Out of bacon.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 09:57 AM (SnrgY)

151 Waffles &bacon, eggs & bacon, or bacon & bacon? Decisions decisions.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 09:46 AM (gC2IV)

Easy. All of the above.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2017 09:57 AM (aMlLZ)

152 >>>The umlauts are essential.

So are omelettes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 09:57 AM (ZTRlp)

153 I see the CSO at Equifax who graduated with a Music degree has been canned.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2017 09:58 AM (+Dllb)

154 149
Ha!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 09:58 AM (SnrgY)

155 Can't recall you ever throwing a tomahawk. Couldn't even get your sword out of the scabbard that one time 'cause it had been so long since the last time you drew it that it had rusted fast.

Not exactly how Hollywood portrays it, was it?

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I was very impressed as a kid with Jimmy Stewart throwing an axe into the back of a river pirate in How the West Was Won.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 16, 2017 09:58 AM (Nwg0u)

156 My current excuse is that I have a small dog and a fat cat on my lap pinning me down.

Posted by: Weasel
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Mine is ... well, I don't have an excuse for the next half hour ... but I'm going to watch an episode of "Isis" at 10:30. That's when I'd watch it back in the day.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 09:59 AM (zkGZ8)

157 147 Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2017 09:31 AM (UoSKV)

Look who is around
Coming up for air from that cookbook?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 09:56 AM (ZTRlp)
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bluebell has threatened to shank me if I talk about her and the cookbook anymore.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 09:59 AM (Sfs6o)

158 Just folded 2 washcloths that I took out of the laundry 6 days ago.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:00 AM (zkGZ8)

159 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:00 AM (Sfs6o)

160 Badfinger was such a great band.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 09:56 AM (PUmDY)
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There's a YouTube video out there that I've watched about 97 times, with Peter Ham playing "Here Comes the Sun" with George Harrison. Amazing acoustic version with just the two of him. I study Ham's face. Looks like lots of pain.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:01 AM (lwiT4)

161 124 Waffles &bacon, eggs & bacon, or bacon & bacon? Decisions decisions.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2017 09:46 AM (gC2IV)

There is only one correct decision.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2017 10:01 AM (ywNoU)

162
158 Just folded 2 washcloths that I took out of the laundry 6 days ago.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:00 AM (zkGZ

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Whoa there! What are you trying to do? Make us look bad?

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:02 AM (Sfs6o)

163 bluebell has threatened to shank me if I talk about her and the cookbook anymore.
Posted by: Weasel
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Skills honed while in the big house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 10:02 AM (D5uQK)

164 Just folded 2 washcloths that I took out of the laundry 6 days ago.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:00 AM (zkGZ

pace yourself.....don't burn-out

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 10:02 AM (LWPRt)

165 Talked to my wife and she is whipping up a early dinner..it's called reservations. And that is how us Jews roll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:02 AM (5y11N)

166 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:00 AM (Sfs6o)
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neighbor is unfamiliar with the whole concept of bratwurst, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:02 AM (lwiT4)

167 159 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:00 AM (Sfs6o)

No. There is no such thing as veggie bratwurst. If it's veggie, it ain't bratwurst.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2017 10:03 AM (ywNoU)

168 A reptile in a pantsuit?

She won the popular vote.

Posted by: Pedantic Juggalo at September 16, 2017 10:03 AM (oVJmc)

169 Saw my baby down by the river, knew she'd have to come up soon for air

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 10:03 AM (PUmDY)

170 Maybe Equifax can now find someone with a degree in Transgender Studies of the early 1700's in France to replace her

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 10:03 AM (ghofu)

171 RIP Cassini.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2017 10:03 AM (sdi6R)

172 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Posted by: Weasel
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That sounds oddly representative of Germany nowadays.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:04 AM (zkGZ8)

173 Talked to my wife and she is whipping up a early dinner..it's called reservations. And that is how us Jews roll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:02 AM (5y11N)

Chinese?

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 10:04 AM (LWPRt)

174 Veggie bratwurst guy has a wife and kids so this is really confusing.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:05 AM (Sfs6o)

175 165 yeah but when your women cook it's spectacular, like Ina Garten and my friend's mom who cooks a mean brisket.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2017 10:06 AM (n6gcM)

176 RIP Cassini.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/

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He played Big Pussy in The Sopranos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 16, 2017 10:06 AM (Nwg0u)

177 Maybe they're bringing a brown cucumber and just hoping no one will notice the difference.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:07 AM (lwiT4)

178 35 Is the Beatles Love show still playing in Vegas? I would like to see that
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 08:56 AM (PUmDY)

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Believe so. Ive seen it twice and it is a lot of fun.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2017 10:07 AM (EZebt)

179 Don't forget Music majors for IT Security!

Posted by: scrood at September 16, 2017 09:48 AM (cQdY5)

She did a lousy job.

Posted by: Pennywise the Dancing Clown at September 16, 2017 10:07 AM (9q7Dl)

180 I tried a turkey bratwurst once. Once.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:07 AM (lwiT4)

181
Chinese?
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 10:04 AM (LWPRt)

Well if it were up to her yes...but I want seafood

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:08 AM (5y11N)

182 The Ig Nobels are out. An annual highlight.

Ah need to find me some of those Zimbabwean trillions....

Posted by: JEM at September 16, 2017 10:08 AM (TppKb)

183 He played Big Pussy in The Sopranos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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He was also the Sausage King in "The Secret Life of the American Teenager." He probably keeled over upon learning veggie bratwurst.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:09 AM (zkGZ8)

184 10 Officers Injured, More Than 20 People Arrested In St. Louis Riots

Weasel Zippers

No Justice, No Peace

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:10 AM (5y11N)

185 The Ig Nobels are my favorite awards show. Nothing else comes close.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2017 10:10 AM (hyuyC)

186 I'm all the time being tried to eat turkey everythings, it just isn't right.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 10:11 AM (ghofu)

187 Don't forget Music majors for IT Security!

You forgot the affirmative-action hire that enabled the giant GSA hack...

Posted by: JEM at September 16, 2017 10:11 AM (TppKb)

188 (FTR, Steve Schirripa is alive and well.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:11 AM (zkGZ8)

189 Funny thing is I love turkey. Just not as a substitute for actual meat.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:11 AM (Sfs6o)

190 155 Can't recall you ever throwing a tomahawk. Couldn't even get your sword out of the scabbard that one time 'cause it had been so long since the last time you drew it that it had rusted fast.

Not exactly how Hollywood portrays it, was it?

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I was very impressed as a kid with Jimmy Stewart throwing an axe into the back of a river pirate in How the West Was Won.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger

Not that impressive. Stewart was aiming for his front.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 10:12 AM (0ecq3)

191 Funny thing is I love turkey. Just not as a substitute for actual meat.
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:11 AM (Sfs6o)

For me the best part of a turkey is a burnt crispy wing and that is about all I eat from a turkey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:13 AM (5y11N)

192
Weird that Badfinger never really became a thing.

Their best pop was every bit as good as the Beatles.

The Badfinger Anthology CD is great for long drives.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2017 10:13 AM (9q7Dl)

193 Nevergiveup,
Seafood?

Bad Jew, bad Jew.

Just like me.
:-)

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 10:13 AM (SnrgY)

194 yeah but when your women cook it's spectacular, like Ina Garten and my friend's mom who cooks a mean brisket.

Before they can cook for me I need to know their positions on the First Amendment, and those secondary sexual characteristics.

Posted by: JEM at September 16, 2017 10:13 AM (TppKb)

195 Speaking of pantsuit-wearing reptiles:

Hillary Clinton: Bill Clinton's meeting with Loretta Lynch on the airplane tarmac was "inconsequential"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 16, 2017 10:14 AM (Nwg0u)

196 A turkey sammich on white bread with mayo is the bomb.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:14 AM (Sfs6o)

197 So the "Judge" that is trying to block Sessions' decision to suspend money to sanctuary cities is a Reagan Appointee...when was the last time a left wing judge EVER ruled with us? NEVER I bet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:15 AM (5y11N)

198 "Bikini Ban" story- I want video evidence or this is just moar Fake News

Posted by: Teh Donald c/o WH at September 16, 2017 10:15 AM (Roy2Z)

199 Nevergiveup,
Seafood?

Bad Jew, bad Jew.

Just like me.
:-)
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 10:13 AM (SnrgY)

Well no all seafood is non-kosher, not that that matters to me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:16 AM (5y11N)

200 106 Hey - what happened to the Giants this season?. I just looked at the MLB standings and they are 39 games back. 39! They were in the play-offs last year, for goodness sake!

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 09:31 AM (lwiT4)

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*snuffles*

*wipes runny nose with back of his sleeve*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2017 10:16 AM (EZebt)

201 SFP, I have the album, it is very great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 10:16 AM (PUmDY)

202 A turkey sammich on white bread with mayo is the bomb.
Posted by: Weasel

How dare you forget the cranberry!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 10:17 AM (SnrgY)

203 197 "...the last time a left wing judge EVER ruled with us? NEVER I bet..."

I'd wager Roberts has, a time or two.

Posted by: socalcon at September 16, 2017 10:17 AM (Roy2Z)

204 Nevergiveup,

Give me lobster and crab or give me death!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 10:19 AM (SnrgY)

205 A turkey sammich on white bread with mayo is the bomb.
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:14 AM

Add bacon

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 10:20 AM (ghofu)

206 Give me lobster and crab or give me death!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 10:19 AM (SnrgY)

Oh I hear ya brother...preach it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:20 AM (5y11N)

207 180 I tried a turkey bratwurst once. Once.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:07 AM (lwiT4)

They're awful. Turkey burgers can be OK - there was a restaurant here that made a very good one, although the best turkey burger can not compare with a really good beef burger - but you don't mess with brats.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:20 AM (P8951)

208
Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus...Not My Monkeys at September 16, 2017 10:17 AM (SnrgY)
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PBJ with Fritos and a glass of milk. That's going to be my last meal request.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:20 AM (Sfs6o)

209 174
Veggie bratwurst guy has a wife and kids so this is really confusing.

Posted by: Weasel

Not so confusing when you realize a Baster was involved in the production of those kids.

Posted by: scrood at September 16, 2017 10:21 AM (cQdY5)

210 That Date the frog, not the prince article must have been written by some gay French dude.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:23 AM (ABjxW)

211 Weird that Badfinger never really became a thing.

Their best pop was every bit as good as the Beatles.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2017 10:13 AM (9q7Dl)
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The Beatles helped them at the beginning, signing them to Apple Records and giving them songs. I think they got involved in a lot of lawsuits and such, and then of course two of them killed themselves.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:24 AM (lwiT4)

212 there's a good Badfinger "rockumentary" on youtube called They Sold a Million

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2017 10:24 AM (KCxzN)

213
189 Funny thing is I love turkey. Just not as a substitute for actual meat.
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:11 AM (Sfs6o)

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Me too. Mrs. Franpsycho bought turkey bacon once. Once.

It was too close to doggeh treats.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2017 10:25 AM (EZebt)

214 They're awful. Turkey burgers can be OK - there was a restaurant here that made a very good one, although the best turkey burger can not compare with a really good beef burger - but you don't mess with brats.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew!
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I don't mind veggie this or turkey that, just tell me what I'm eating. When you try to fool me, it goes down like root beer when I think it's Pepsi.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:25 AM (zkGZ8)

215 OK. WeaselWoman just brought out the vacuum cleaner and gave me the 5 minute warning.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:26 AM (Sfs6o)

216 >>>New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

:::head explodes:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 16, 2017 10:26 AM (9iSX9)

217 I've been having sandwiches for dinner a lot lately. Not that hungry and not up for cooking. Even though it's a bit more spendy, I buy deli meats by the half pound rather than the packaged Oscar Meyer or Homel stuff. I think it tastes a lot better.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:27 AM (P8951)

218 PBJ with Fritos and a glass of milk. That's going to be my last meal request.

Posted by: Weasel
________

Planning your own execution epitomizes foresight, but maybe you can avoid it by getting to your lawn?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:27 AM (zkGZ8)

219 Weird that Badfinger never really became a thing.

Their best pop was every bit as good as the Beatles.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2017 10:13 AM (9q7Dl)

I saw them perform at a Chicago suburban fest almost 20 years ago. The crowd was booing cuz they sucked, and they started yelling F-you back through the PA. That's probably part of the reason.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:27 AM (ABjxW)

220 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Al Bundy would know what to do with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:27 AM (5y11N)

221 Donna Ampersand - I see the Brewers pulled ahead of the Cards. It looks like we're going down to the wire.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:27 AM (lwiT4)

222 bluebell has threatened to shank me if I talk about her and the cookbook anymore.
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 09:59 AM (Sfs6o)

Plastic sporks are not that dangerous

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 10:28 AM (ZTRlp)

223 220 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Al Bundy would know what to do with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2017 10:27 AM (5y11N)

There is not such thing as a veggie bratwurst.

Bratwurst=Meat

Sounds like a veggie tube

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 10:29 AM (ZTRlp)

224 Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:27 AM (P8951)
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Do you like ham? I like to get the small picnic hams and cut thick slices for sammiches.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:29 AM (Sfs6o)

225 veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

*****

Maybe you could trade him a seagull for it. I've heard stories of people taking a tern for the wurst.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)

226 >>>New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Always good to cook that shit up as well as you can, and put it on a separate serving plate with a SJW, Virtue Signal approved sign pointing out what and how it helps to make the planet better.

And let the neighbors decide what they want to eat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 10:30 AM (EyPfd)

227 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Take a video. I never actually saw someone get ridden out of town on a rail before.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:30 AM (ABjxW)

228 221 Donna Ampersand - I see the Brewers pulled ahead of the Cards. It looks like we're going down to the wire.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:27 AM (lwiT4)

Which why I'll be rooting for the Cards today, grammie! Jeez, that seems so wrong to even type.

In all honesty, I think your boys will take it. But as I said last night, I'm proud of my guys for giving the Cubs a run for their money.

If both the Crew and Cubs win their series now, things will be er, pretty intense at Miller Park next weekend.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:31 AM (P8951)

229 Plastic sporks are not that dangerous
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 10:28 AM (ZTRlp)
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Deadly in the hands of someone who has been "institutionalized"

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:31 AM (Sfs6o)

230 Magnates, how do they work?
Posted by: Pedantic Juggalo at September 16, 2017 09:54 AM (oVJmc)

The Greek Shipping Magnets keep the Jackie Onassises from falling off the refrigerator

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2017 10:32 AM (Gv+zt)

231 Maybe you could trade him a seagull for it. I've heard stories of people taking a tern for the wurst.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
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Oh dear.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:32 AM (lwiT4)

232
If both the Crew and Cubs win their series now, things will be er, pretty intense at Miller Park next weekend.

The Brewers may get their fan base up to 25% for that series, up at Wrigley Field North.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:33 AM (ABjxW)

233
225 veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

*****
Maybe you could trade him a seagull for it. I've heard stories of people taking a tern for the wurst.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
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My plan is to tell people it's made out of bald eagle.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:33 AM (Sfs6o)

234 Deadly in the hands of someone who has been "institutionalized"

Posted by: Weasel
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That's what I was alluding to @ 214. All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:33 AM (zkGZ8)

235 Liberalism is like an infection. It takes hold of a host and travels with it irrespective of destination. Until we decide to eradicate the mindset which produces its putrid sickness, there will be no cure for our ailments.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2017 10:33 AM (9xpg1)

236 Plastic sporks are not that dangerous
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 10:28 AM (ZTRlp)

You carefully break off part of the handle on the side so it comes to a sharp point.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2017 10:33 AM (ywNoU)

237 I see the Brewers pulled ahead of the Cards. It looks like we're going down to the wire.

*****

Snicker...

Posted by: The Rockies at September 16, 2017 10:34 AM (wPiJc)

238 When will the people finally be free of the scourge of Sonobi?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2017 10:34 AM (J2oJa)

239 This is weirdly interesting:

http://nypost.com/2017/09/11/dark-web-helps-decipher-361-year-old-letter-from-lucifer/

Apparently, Satan's letter says:

Dear Hillary!,

Though you've been a loyal and demonic minion, I can't possibly accommodate your soul (such as it is) in hell.

It's bad enough here already and your presence among the damned would be cruel and unusual punishment even for the hellbound.

There's a Motel 666 near the outskirts of Limbo. I suggest you try them. They have a bar.

Worst wishes,

Lucifer

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2017 10:34 AM (9q7Dl)

240 The Brewers may get their fan base up to 25% for that series, up at Wrigley Field North.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:33 AM (ABjxW)

I'm selling my tickets for next weekend's game. I am expecting a Cub fan to help pay for my Christmas gifts.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:34 AM (P8951)

241 Veggie bratwurst... (shudders)
Why not just grill up some nice veg instead? Those are worth eating. I hate "alternative meat" items. And with all the sodium and processing that goes into them I question whether they're any better for you.

Posted by: Dr Alice at September 16, 2017 10:35 AM (LaT54)

242 things will be er, pretty intense at Miller Park next weekend.

Posted by: DonnaV sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:31 AM (P8951)
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My new daughter-in-law used to be catering director at Miller Park. She has to really really force herself not to set us all on fire when we cheer for the Cubs. Hates Cubs fans. Hates them. I can see why - it does get a little intense there when the Cubs come up I-94.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:35 AM (lwiT4)

243 Magnates, how do they work?

*****

Most magnates are bi-polar, and yet still rather attractive.

Posted by: The Rockies at September 16, 2017 10:35 AM (wPiJc)

244 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:00 AM (Sfs6o)
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You need to bring divinity squares formed out of pork fat and cracklins.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2017 10:35 AM (qJtVm)

245 Oops, NL wild card leaders sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2017 10:36 AM (wPiJc)

246 veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

=====

Maybe it is an innovative suggestion to avoid the ding-dong-ditch late summer fun of 'gifting' neighbors with zucchini. Another recipe for the what do I do with all those zucchini.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2017 10:37 AM (MIKMs)

247 Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:35 AM (lwiT4)

Generally speaking, you're all much nicer at Wrigley

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:37 AM (P8951)

248 231 Maybe you could trade him a seagull for it. I've heard stories of people taking a tern for the wurst.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
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Oh dear.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:32 AM (lwiT4)

Not sure if I can bear an outbreak of Muldoon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 10:37 AM (ZTRlp)

249 Hates Cubs fans. Hates them. I can see why - it does get a little intense there when the Cubs come up I-94.

Maybe she heard they love to eat veggie brats on the NW side of Chicago.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:37 AM (ABjxW)

250 You need to bring divinity squares formed out of pork fat and cracklins.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2017 10:35 AM (qJtVm)

Canned meat product...aka peckers and lips.

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 10:38 AM (LWPRt)

251 Did anyone here ever see the Faces? kickass live band.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 10:38 AM (PUmDY)

252
I'm selling my tickets for next weekend's game. I am expecting a Cub fan to help pay for my Christmas gifts.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:34 AM (P895

Oh, you're one of those!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 10:39 AM (ZTRlp)

253 Posted by: The Rockies at September 16, 2017 10:34 AM (wPiJc)

Oh, the WC is out of our reach. It's the division or nothing...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:39 AM (P8951)

254 Posted by: The Rockies at September 16, 2017 10:35 AM (wPiJc)
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The Rockies are Wild Card leaders? They're like 15 games back.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:39 AM (lwiT4)

255 Canned meat product...aka peckers and lips.

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 10:38 AM (LWPRt)

All the ingredients for a blow job.

Yet, without any of the delight.

Life is strange.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2017 10:40 AM (9q7Dl)

256 My next door neighbor is a recently retired Marine Colonel and were surrounded by libs and homos, so we're a little island of normalcy in a raging sea of SJW-ism, Still, it's a really cool neighborhood and everyone gets along pretty well. I think the libs and homos are glad to have us around for diversity.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:41 AM (Sfs6o)

257 Maybe she heard they love to eat veggie brats on the NW side of Chicago.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:37 AM (ABjxW)
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Apostates will never make it into the sausage races.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:41 AM (lwiT4)

258 The Rockies are Wild Card leaders? They're like 15 games back.

Behind the Dodgers. The entire MLB is something like 10 to 12 games behind them.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:41 AM (ABjxW)

259 Well today isn't going as planned, can't determine if the scrap yard is open so now will have to unload my truck.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 10:42 AM (ghofu)

260 "All the ingredients for a blow job.

Yet, without any of the delight. "

I'm surprised that more people don't cut their dicks on the sharp can edge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 10:42 AM (EyPfd)

261 You think the people who did the male female marriage study had an agenda? I think the first hint was the name of the group doing the study. Body Image Journal.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 16, 2017 10:42 AM (LuKE7)

262 Oh, you're one of those!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 10:39 AM (ZTRlp)

Well, so is grammie! I recall her saying she couldn't make it to a Cubs game at Miller Park last year so she sold them on Stub Hub and made a bit of coin...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:42 AM (P8951)

263 192
Weird that Badfinger never really became a thing.

Their best pop was every bit as good as the Beatles.

The Badfinger Anthology CD is great for long drives.

Posted by: naturalfake

Agreed . They were signed by the Beatles on Apple Records.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 16, 2017 10:42 AM (0ecq3)

264 My next door neighbor is a recently retired Marine Colonel and were surrounded by libs and homos, so we're a little island of normalcy in a raging sea of SJW-ism, Still, it's a really cool neighborhood and everyone gets along pretty well. I think the libs and homos are glad to have us around for diversity.
Posted by: Weasel

Is either of you named Emmanuel Goldstein by any chance?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 16, 2017 10:42 AM (I11+c)

265 I think the libs and homos are glad to have us around for diversity.
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:41 AM (Sfs6o)
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Fly the rainbow Gadsden Flag.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2017 10:43 AM (qJtVm)

266 "I think the libs and homos are glad to have us around for diversity."

Can you go for Officially Recognized Minority status?

Comes with some cool perks.

Or so they tell me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 10:43 AM (EyPfd)

267 Behind the Dodgers. The entire MLB is something like 10 to 12 games behind them.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:41 AM (ABjxW)
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Ahhh yes. Looking at the standings now. Everything seems to be a little lopsided.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

268 Diversity doesn't mean you, only other Leftist minded people need apply.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 10:43 AM (ghofu)

269 What about pigtails? Can we pull them? Can we dip them in the inkwell on our desk?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2017 10:43 AM (er7IG)

270 Behind the Dodgers. The entire MLB is something like 10 to 12 games behind them.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2017 10:41 AM (ABjxW)

The Dodgers will take the NL West division, not the WC.

And the Dodgers have a way of cooling down at the wrong time - like October.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:44 AM (P8951)

271 Is either of you named Emmanuel Goldstein by any chance?

And antisemitism is another Leftist trait

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2017 10:44 AM (ghofu)

272 Ahhh yes. Looking at the standings now. Everything seems to be a little lopsided.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

Except for the NL Central!

The Nats have already clinched their division.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:45 AM (P8951)

273 Don't you people know it's football season?

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 10:45 AM (LWPRt)

274 Well, so is grammie! I recall her saying she
couldn't make it to a Cubs game at Miller Park last year so she sold
them on Stub Hub and made a bit of coin...

Posted by: DonnaV sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:42 AM (P8951)
==============================

I will kick Rev for the rest of his natural born life for that. I think he was the one who had something something so we couldn't go. I don't remember - maybe it was me. I'm going to blame him anyway.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:46 AM (lwiT4)

275 OK people - WW is vacuuming around my position so it's time to go. Have a nice Saturday and maybe see you on the Pet Thread!

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:46 AM (Sfs6o)

276 "Don't you people know it's football season?"

What happened to Hockey season?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 10:47 AM (EyPfd)

277 Donna - it looks like the AL East is still in play, but who cares? It's the AL, where they don't even play real baseball.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:47 AM (lwiT4)

278 Don't you people know it's football season?

Posted by: BignJames
________

That explains why we're not losing every night.

Posted by: New Jersey Devils at September 16, 2017 10:47 AM (zkGZ8)

279 I've watched people move from NY to these Beautiful states like Pennsylvania North Carolina South Carolina and Florida. Yet they take the same distractive mindset with them.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2017 10:47 AM (9xpg1)

280 Rockies are actually in second wild card position. Arizona pretty much has the first wild card sewn up. Cards and Brewers both within striking distance of the Rocks.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2017 10:47 AM (wPiJc)

281 256 it's a good thing you're bringing most of the food.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2017 10:48 AM (AAbgH)

282 I dunno about the rest of the Morons, but I kind of like the idea of women being encouraged to marry less attractive guys.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 16, 2017 10:48 AM (bZ7mE)

283 And the Dodgers have a way of cooling down at the wrong time - like October.

Posted by: DonnaV sez: beat the Marlins, Crew! at September 16, 2017 10:44 AM (P8951)
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Thank you Jesus.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:48 AM (lwiT4)

284 "Yet they take the same distractive mindset with them."

It lends a touch of personal understanding to the term...Damn Yankees.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 10:49 AM (EyPfd)

285 "Don't you people know it's football season?"

*****

Rabbit season!!

Posted by: Daffy at September 16, 2017 10:49 AM (wPiJc)

286 Apple Records appears to have been run by an asshole.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 10:49 AM (PUmDY)

287 Not sure if I can bear an outbreak of Muldoon
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2017 10:37 AM

He builds strong bones, i.e. an ossi lot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2017 10:50 AM (er7IG)

288 " but I kind of like the idea of women being encouraged to marry less attractive guys."

Encouraged?

I would be fine with tax incentives, and hiring preferences.

Maybe even a law.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 10:50 AM (EyPfd)

289 Rabbit season!!
Posted by: Daffy

Rabbit season.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at September 16, 2017 10:50 AM (I11+c)

290 I think Louisville/Clemson has real upset potential. If nothing else, Lamar Jackson is always fun to watch.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 16, 2017 10:50 AM (398bZ)

291 Duck season!

Posted by: Daffy at September 16, 2017 10:51 AM (wPiJc)

292 Oh crap!

Posted by: Daffy at September 16, 2017 10:51 AM (wPiJc)

293 Gets me every time!

Posted by: Daffy at September 16, 2017 10:52 AM (wPiJc)

294 I've watched people move from NY to these Beautiful states like Pennsylvania North Carolina South Carolina and Florida. Yet they take the same distractive mindset with them.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Many of our New Yorkers have arrived here in NC after first despoiling Florida. That particular breed is especially obnoxious.

I do NOT denounce myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 10:52 AM (5qYq+)

295 All right. Gotta go do stuff. Catch y'all later.

Endeavor to persevere, yadda yadda.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2017 10:53 AM (wPiJc)

296 "women were happier with less genetically blessed hubbies, who compensated in the relationship with acts of kindness, including giving gifts, sexual favors or completing extra housework"

Compensating through giving sexual favors?

Please don't throw me into that briar patch!

Posted by: Briar Rabbit at September 16, 2017 10:54 AM (er7IG)

297 This is my happy picture, with which I am signing off. I have to pretend to go do stuff.

http://tinyurl.com/gt8pgq3

Enjoy - and let's play two!

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:54 AM (lwiT4)

298 My folks said they are doing a gimmicky "blackout" in Louisville

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 10:54 AM (PUmDY)

299 Many of our New Yorkers have arrived here in NC after first despoiling Florida.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 10:52 AM (5qYq+)

Just look at the license plates in the grocery store parking lot....we're outnumbered.

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 10:55 AM (LWPRt)

300 our area is getting the double whammy of blue staters and PHL refugees. God help us.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2017 10:56 AM (AAbgH)

301 So jealous. I ran out of coffee and am drinking- or, I guess I should say 'sipping'- tea.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2017 10:56 AM (7ulel)

302 My folks said they are doing a gimmicky "blackout" in Louisville

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
________

Oh, those. The team wears black, which I always found stupid when the team is called the Cardinals.

And the fans wear black, which makes the stadium look empty.

Posted by: New Jersey Devils at September 16, 2017 10:56 AM (zkGZ8)

303 (Off, can't-bury-the-biscuit sock.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 10:57 AM (zkGZ8)

304 It's tru that perhaps not a conventionally attractive man gets exponentially more attractive and sexy if he's a loving , thoughtful guy

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 10:57 AM (FKrah)

305 T-bird no coffee? so I guess any chores on your to do list are now off .

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 10:58 AM (FKrah)

306 The morning sunlight in your face really shows your age.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 10:58 AM (PUmDY)

307 no perhaps about it. they do.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 10:59 AM (FKrah)

308 He builds strong bones, i.e. an ossi lot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2017 10:50 AM (er7IG)

does he go back and forth is a ossi-lating fashion?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2017 11:00 AM (Gv+zt)

309 well thanks cosmic, but I call them laugh lines instead.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:00 AM (FKrah)

310 Don't you people know it's football season?
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2017 10:45 AM (LWPRt)

No.

I'm too old to play, I don't have any kids in high school, I have zero interest in putting more money into the University Industrial Complex, and the NFL... yeah, right.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:01 AM (Pz4pT)

311 309 well thanks cosmic, but I call them laugh lines instead.
Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:00 AM (FKrah)

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Laugh lines are fine, if you're laughing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2017 11:02 AM (J2oJa)

312 current BF wasn't my type when we met and I'm pretty sure I wasn't his. We're together a long time mainly 'cause no one could put up w/either of us.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2017 11:03 AM (AAbgH)

313 I don't remember - maybe it was me. I'm going to blame him anyway.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic for the Lord at September 16, 2017 10:46 AM

Preach it, Sister!!!!

Posted by: Every woman everywhere at September 16, 2017 11:03 AM (er7IG)

314 Willow, not directed at you of course. Just thought it was a nice line.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 11:03 AM (PUmDY)

315 You know what's unfair? I have to put pants on before I can go out to shop for pants.

Catch 22!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2017 11:03 AM (qJtVm)

316 so I guess any chores on your to do list are now off .

I'm easy prey for evil price gougers right now. And I will thank them!

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2017 11:03 AM (tIhIY)

317 290 I think Louisville/Clemson has real upset potential. If nothing else, Lamar Jackson is always fun to watch.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 16, 2017 10:50 AM (398bZ)

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I'm pulling for Clemson, but I think Louisville wins by a touchdown or two. Clemson has a good defense, but Jackson is coming in a year more mature and with something to prove and very little to lose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 11:03 AM (UUvSq)

318 in my home every other conversation is sprots! especially Indians! omg!

yet I find my desire for sports has disappeared after the constant barrage and embarrassment of following the Browns for years.
I can barely hold my head up in public.
so I prefer sports free chatter.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:03 AM (FKrah)

319 Willow is a youthful 29. She has no laugh lines.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2017 11:04 AM (J2oJa)

320 >>> Don't you people know it's football season?

I just barely got interested in baseball.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2017 11:04 AM (U0v/A)

321 t-bird, may the gouging be insignificant and your chores be light.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:04 AM (FKrah)

322 I just missed Muldoon and Grammie Winger?

Do I know anyone else here this morning? Ah! Willow! Does this mean ... my comment is about to be on a dead thread?

About the boobs 'n' covfefe article:
Their scant clothing spurs fluid conversations that "never would happen at Starbucks," one barista said in a statement in the lawsuit.

Fluid conversations... that's one way to put it. For a change, I'll take mine with cream!

Posted by: mindful webworker's evil twin at September 16, 2017 11:05 AM (sE4m0)

323 The State of Illinois must be flush with cash. They can afford to run ads showing two gay men holding hands while they... bicycle. Caption? "Visit Illinois!" (of course!)

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:05 AM (9WcJw)

324 cicero, unfortunately the lines have appeared at the corner of my eyes.!

I want to say wisdom, but considering .. laugh lines will do.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:05 AM (FKrah)

325 159 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2017 10:00 AM (Sfs6o)

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I honestly like trying this stuff so long as someone else is blowing all of their money finding the best of the wurst. There's a veggie burger in the frozen section that's actually pretty good. A family member with heart problems can't eat red meat and found it, and it's good to know which ones are decent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 16, 2017 11:06 AM (UUvSq)

326 I have decided to not be alrmed at age. it's closer to getting the hell off this planet.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:06 AM (FKrah)

327 so I prefer sports free chatter.

Posted by: willow
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So, you're a Clevelander? I'm from Upstate New York.

What do you make of the theory that the Lake Erie monster and Champ (the Lake Champlain monster) could be the same monster?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 11:07 AM (zkGZ8)

328 Please, God... no more boobs or GAINZZZ posts. Last night would've bored the balls off a brass monkey.

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:07 AM (9WcJw)

329 294; the carolinas were nice, once. then the assholes discovered them. used to think about retirement there. no more. too many yankees. and they all drive like shitheads. i'll pass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2017 11:08 AM (KP5rU)

330 anyway Mike Hammer made some wise comments this a.m perhaps wise ass . But made me laugh into my morning I don wanna get up time.

so ty

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:08 AM (FKrah)

331 There's nothing on the internet today.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2017 11:08 AM (sdi6R)

332 314 the next line makes up for it- but that don't worry me none, in my eyes you're everything

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2017 11:08 AM (AAbgH)

333 MR, why are you pulling for Clemson? Because of Dabo?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 11:08 AM (PUmDY)

334 Firehorse you may be onto something.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:08 AM (FKrah)

335 There's nothing on the internet today.
Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2017 11:08 AM (sdi6R)

You can read about the St. Louis riots. That's fun.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:08 AM (Pz4pT)

336 You know what's unfair? I have to put pants on before I can go out to shop for pants.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2017 11:03 AM (qJtVm)

H'ae ye no considered chaps, lass? Yer makin' us a wee bit sheepish 'ere. Morons h'ae been kilt over less.

Posted by: AoSHQ Meme Commission at September 16, 2017 11:09 AM (er7IG)

337 mnw, lmro, I have decided to interject peni chat everytime boobs come up.
so far it isn't thaving the desired results . But I will strive for better!

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:09 AM (FKrah)

338 Please, God... no more boobs or GAINZZZ posts. Last night would've bored the balls off a brass monkey.
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:07 AM (9WcJw)

I wanted to step into Ace's Gainz threads, but frankly I think he's insane on this topic, so I'm going to keep out of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:09 AM (Pz4pT)

339 324 cicero, unfortunately the lines have appeared at the corner of my eyes.!

I want to say wisdom, but considering .. laugh lines will do.

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Consider. Without those lines, Yoda would have been just another muppet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2017 11:09 AM (J2oJa)

340 >>> New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.

He doesn't like sharing.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2017 11:10 AM (U0v/A)

341 Eris, throw on sweats , no one will notice.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:10 AM (FKrah)

342 Posted by: AoSHQ Meme Commission at September 16, 2017 11:09 AM (er7IG)
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The injustice really chaps my ass!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2017 11:10 AM (qJtVm)

343 There weren't any riots in St. Louis worthy of the name. You've bought into fake MSM news if you believe that.

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:10 AM (9WcJw)

344 cicero, I pause here. I don't know whether to laugh or be insultes.

ok giggling at the picture in my head

you win

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:11 AM (FKrah)

345 rickl, Dylan tour with Mavis looks interesting.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 11:11 AM (PUmDY)

346 328 Please, God... no more boobs or GAINZZZ posts. Last night would've bored the balls off a brass monkey.
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:07 AM (9WcJw)

B( . )( . )BS!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2017 11:12 AM (ywNoU)

347 eris, you know what I've been liking a lot? the stretchy jeans.
so comfortable for kicking around.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:12 AM (FKrah)

348 "There's nothing on the internet today. "

You should get cable internet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2017 11:13 AM (EyPfd)

349 New neighbor is bringing - get this - veggie bratwurst to the neighborhood cookout.
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He doesn't like sharing.
Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2017 11:10 AM (U0v/A)

However... as someone who has lived without animal based foods (don't call me a vegan or I'll beat you with a frozen turkey), going to cookouts means you HAVE to bring your own food.

Even if your host says "Oh, we'll have veggie dishes, and I'll make a salad!!" Said salad and veggie dishes will be slathered with cheese and butter and the like. The only way to stay on one's diet is to bring what you plan to eat yourself.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:13 AM (Pz4pT)

350 Look who has a fancy schmancy Chemex!

Good morning, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2017 11:14 AM (ZapPq)

351 Detroit '67 was a riot. Rodney King? Check. Ferguson? Check.

Last night in STL? Shakespeare had it right: Much Ado About Nuffin.

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:14 AM (9WcJw)

352 There weren't any riots in St. Louis worthy of the name. You've bought into fake MSM news if you believe that.
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:10 AM (9WcJw)

Nine cops injured. Swarms of people throwing bricks, burning U.S. flags, etc.

You don't have to call it a riot, but wait. The weekend is young.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:15 AM (Pz4pT)

353 Even if your host says "Oh, we'll have veggie dishes, and I'll make a salad!!" Said salad and veggie dishes will be slathered with cheese and butter and the like. The only way to stay on one's diet is to bring what you plan to eat yourself.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:13 AM (Pz4pT)

It's not the veganism per se - although I think there's a fair amount of information to show it's nutritionally suboptimal - it's the sanctimony, hyper-evangelism and insistence that everybody accommodate them at all times, which I don't see you exhibiting at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2017 11:16 AM (ywNoU)

354 I wil say that parents who put infants on a vegan diet should be buffeted smartly about the ears.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2017 11:17 AM (ywNoU)

355 Come to think it's the older woman who chumped her young lover in Maggie May

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2017 11:17 AM (AAbgH)

356 338 Please, God... no more boobs or GAINZZZ posts. Last night would've bored the balls off a brass monkey.
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:07 AM (9WcJw)

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The AoSHQ Commenter Content Suggestion Window is open on the fourth Monday of each month between 2:16 and 2:18 a.m.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2017 11:17 AM (J2oJa)

357 I have decided to interject peni chat everytime boobs come up. so far it isn't thaving the desired results . But I will strive for better!
Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:09 AM

Point of Order! The proper Latin pluralization of penis is penii.

You may, for extra points, lament the lack of a baculum (baculii) in Homo Sapiens.

Posted by: AoSHQ Latin Grammarian Council at September 16, 2017 11:17 AM (er7IG)

358 There's nothing, really nothing to turn off

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 11:17 AM (PUmDY)

359 There weren't any riots in St. Louis worthy of the name. You've bought into fake MSM news if you believe that.
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:10 AM (9WcJw)

Nine cops injured. Swarms of people throwing bricks, burning U.S. flags, etc.

You don't have to call it a riot, but wait. The weekend is young.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:15 AM (Pz4pT)

And I mentioned this during the Ferguson nonsense. St. Louis city cops don't play. They are equally up to the task of keeping things at a slow simmer, rather than the kind of fast burn that is needed for mass destruction type rioting.

I would go so far as to suggest, without any news of arrests and/or perps being thrown in the clink last night, the WRONG message might be getting out today: With this new administration with the chick mayor, now may be the time for rioters to consider St. Louis city to be fair game, whereas over the last few years it would not have been.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:18 AM (Pz4pT)

360 AosHQ, I will take that under advisement, but in case you haven't noticed i'm pretty free with grammar rules.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:19 AM (FKrah)

361 354 friend of mine is vegan but the kid is not due to husband decision.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2017 11:19 AM (AAbgH)

362 Burt

I live here! It was bullshit! A thousand people total; dispersed at midnight for lack of interest.

"9 cops hurt"? Only one went to the hospital overnight, & he was released this morning.

NO shops burned. NO free big screen TVs. Just a handful of arrests.

The MSM wanted this to be BIG. So did the ACLU. It didn't even BEGIN to compare with Ferguson.

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:20 AM (9WcJw)

363 Nood -- TBTGT

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2017 11:21 AM (zkGZ8)

364 The injustice really chaps my ass!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2017 11:10 AM

I heard, through a friend, that yesterday there was a link suggesting that Trump supporters were particularly adept at massaging soothing balms and ointments into those chapped by social injustice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2017 11:21 AM (er7IG)

365 It's tru that perhaps not a conventionally attractive man gets exponentially more attractive and sexy if he's a loving , thoughtful guy
Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 10:57 AM (FKrah)

I've heard from some befuddled women that many men who are not genetically gifted when it comes to looks are "gifted" elsewhere......

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2017 11:22 AM (7uYFy)

366 Even if your host says "Oh, we'll have veggie dishes, and I'll make a salad!!" Said salad and veggie dishes will be slathered with cheese and butter and the like. The only way to stay on one's diet is to bring what you plan to eat yourself.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:13 AM (Pz4pT)

It's not the veganism per se - although I think there's a fair amount of information to show it's nutritionally suboptimal - it's the sanctimony, hyper-evangelism and insistence that everybody accommodate them at all times, which I don't see you exhibiting at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2017 11:16 AM (ywNoU)

Exactly. No need for any preaching. It can be easily argued that plant based diets are significantly healthier than animal based, but I'm not here to convert anyone to my religion, and I do occasionally eat meat. Occasionally.

Like everything else in this world, you do you, and I'll do me, and as soon as I start trying to tell you how to live is the point at which I need to shut my non-pie hole.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:22 AM (Pz4pT)

367 ugh, better get back to my do list.

peace

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:22 AM (FKrah)

368 BurtTC, sounds like you are a true vegan. No eggs, dairy, etc?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 11:23 AM (PUmDY)

369 Joe F i'm sure that can also be true.

bl

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2017 11:23 AM (FKrah)

370 Burt

I live here! It was bullshit! A thousand people total; dispersed at midnight for lack of interest.

"9 cops hurt"? Only one went to the hospital overnight, & he was released this morning.

NO shops burned. NO free big screen TVs. Just a handful of arrests.

The MSM wanted this to be BIG. So did the ACLU. It didn't even BEGIN to compare with Ferguson.
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:20 AM (9WcJw)

I know.

But it's only Saturday morning. It's not over.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:23 AM (Pz4pT)

371 It didn't even BEGIN to compare with Ferguson.
Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2017 11:20 AM

Nothing compares to a Ferguson.

Posted by: Al Bundy at September 16, 2017 11:25 AM (er7IG)

372 BurtTC, sounds like you are a true vegan. No eggs, dairy, etc?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2017 11:23 AM (PUmDY)

Nope. No eggs, no dairy, but I do eat occasional meat.

And again, I fundamentally reject the phrase any stupid label, because as we know people who talk like that are virtue signaling. I eat what I eat. I am NOT what I eat.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2017 11:25 AM (Pz4pT)

373 21 Nilsson Schmilson.

One of the best albums and phrases ever. Any album that ranges from "Coconut" to "Jump In The Fire" is a masterwork.

I hate to boast about my offspring, but my youngest son had his best night ever on the football field. He had 11 tackles, 4 for loss, and forced a fumble. He hopes to keep playing football at Navy and later hopes to become a fighter pilot. I arranged a tour at Eglin and members of the F-35 training squadron got him in a simulator and that's all he wants to do.

He has a lot fewer vices than I did at his age and he's working on getting his pilot's license while working every weekend.

It's a shame his team is 0-3, but their early schedule has been a beast. They were up on a team that was an old rival ranked in the AP poll.

It's going to be weird when he leaves this summer for Annapolis. Our 3 kids have filled our houses with such fun that it seems a shame for it to end.

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at September 16, 2017 11:30 AM (FMgad)

374 It's all been downhill in Everett, Washington since they failed to finish off those Commie Seattle Wobblies in 1916. Now the Commies have taken over and no bikini barista is safe in her drive through coffee stand. America is dead.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 16, 2017 11:34 AM (e1mEI)

375 There weren't any riots in St. Louis worthy of the name. You've bought into fake MSM news if you believe that.
Posted by: mnw
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It's as if early and assertive law enforcement works to avoid thuggery, anarchy, and hooliganism. Who knew?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2017 11:41 AM (5qYq+)

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