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Sarah Huckabee Sanders: James Comey Wrote the Document He Leaked on an FBI Computer, and Therefore Broke the Law About Leaking Official FBI Documents

Hit 'em.

The White House on Wednesday laid out its most detailed case yet for why the Department of Justice should consider prosecuting former FBI director James Comey, calling it a clear violation of federal law to leak FBI memos to the press like Comey allegedly did.

Sarah Sanders, the White House press secretary, pointed to Comey's acknowledgement during a June congressional hearing that he authorized the leaking of a memo about his conversations with the president to The New York Times.

"The memos that Comey leaked were created on a FBI computer while he was the director," Sanders said during Wednesday’s briefing. "He claims they were private property. They clearly follow the protocol of an official FBI document."

Sanders added, "Leaking FBI memos on a sensitive case, regardless of classification, violates federal laws including the Privacy Act, standard FBI employee agreement and non-disclosure agreement all personnel must sign. I think that's pretty clean and clear that that would be a violation.”

Apparently she hasn't heard of the Special Double Standard that Smart Set Conservatives have so heartily embraced, whereas we are forced to live with the punishments of The Rules that liberals make up, but we're also supposed to say "We're better than that" when it comes to applying the rules to liberals.

It's worked out monstrously well for us so far. So let's just keep preening, repeating Obama's catchphrase "That's not who we are" as we while away the years in political reeducation camps.

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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1

She's great.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:31 PM (UwgOc)

2
Way way better than Spicer.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:32 PM (UwgOc)

3 Love Sarah!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 05:32 PM (O2RFr)

4 Hoping something comes of this, but realistic enough to know that it will disappear.

Posted by: Toni at September 13, 2017 05:32 PM (j4Rpg)

5 i love her

Posted by: happyfeet at September 13, 2017 05:32 PM (mLfQi)

6

I'd like to see that pencil neck son-of-felon Jared Kushner gtfo outta the White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:32 PM (UwgOc)

7 Leak? You mean like peeing on a tree?

Posted by: Stretch Comey at September 13, 2017 05:33 PM (8ikIW)

8 I read the whole post and am appalled. Does that count??

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 13, 2017 05:33 PM (ZD+J8)

9
I'd like to see that pencil neck son-of-felon Jared Kushner gtfo outta the White House.

And take Ivanka with him

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

10 The "Smart Set Conservatives" are losing their influence as their obstructionism becomes more and more apparent. We're near to the point of ignoring them completely. Stay strong.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at September 13, 2017 05:33 PM (mj4NC)

11 Why doesn't Trump simply order sessions to prosecute him?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2017 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

12 Why doesn't Trump simply order sessions to prosecute him?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

13
Because President Trump (still can't get over saying/typing that) is being advised by Shits, that's why.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:34 PM (UwgOc)

14 uh-oh, Jimmy Drama no like dis. I see a burst of jazz hands on the horizon.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 05:35 PM (AAbgH)

15 I hope Trump holds this over Mueller.

"Hey, you want to keep interrogating my campaign over stupid nonsense, how about we put your best buddy through the ringer and a few million in legal fees?"

Posted by: Maritime at September 13, 2017 05:36 PM (lKmt3)

16 But we are better than that. We need to just play by the left's ever-changing rules and we'll win or something.

Also, does anyone know where all the former readers went? Sick posting as a troll is taking up so much more time then it use to.

Posted by: SO at Hotgas. at September 13, 2017 05:36 PM (Ojki1)

17 Comey is scum. He should face charges but I doubt he ever will.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 05:36 PM (zj1+z)

18 So Comey is going to jail?

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 05:36 PM (UdKB7)

19 The DOJ is not interested in prosecuting this.

Or anything else for that matter.

But if you send us your address, we'll forward you an autographed photo of me, Jeff Sessions, sitting at a very pricey antique wooden desk holding an expensive pen!

Posted by: Jeff "Deep State" Sessions at September 13, 2017 05:36 PM (aT+Bx)

20 11
Why doesn't Trump simply order sessions to prosecute him?


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2017 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

With the system rigged as it is? Nobody is going to get even a slap on the wrist. And this isn't even a new phenomena. Look at how Teddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy got off scott-free from Chappaquidick. The Congress Critters with the House banking scandal. And the list can go on and on.
These laws are only for us little people. Correction -- us little people who are on the wrong side of the SJWs/Climate/Deep State/etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 13, 2017 05:36 PM (jxbfJ)

21 Hi all... Sonobi followed me here...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 05:36 PM (zSVEm)

22 That's it - keep chipping away at the wall between Americans and the self-appointed elite. No, there's no way things could ever go Chile 1973 or Romania 1989.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 05:36 PM (fA1SL)

23 I did SoS stuff on my closet computer. So what? My book is #1!

Posted by: No Absolution Hillary at September 13, 2017 05:37 PM (bc2Lc)

24 Why doesn't Trump simply order sessions to prosecute him?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2017 05:33 PM (mpXpK)



He's too busy working on the Lois Lerner...oh wait

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 05:37 PM (493sH)

25 Hell -We'll never see that Pakistani prosecuted who worked for Debbie Watshername-Schultz that stole all the democratic members data.

I'm thinking he already has his "get out of jail free" card already.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 13, 2017 05:37 PM (jxbfJ)

26 With all due respect to Miss Sanders, the GOP will follow Evan McMullin's lead and not be a party to the sullying of Director Comey's good name.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 13, 2017 05:38 PM (bkUtD)

27
What's a sonobi??

Is a sonobi the new fidget spinner?

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:38 PM (UwgOc)

28 I like her. How did it come about that Trump selected her? She's good.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 05:38 PM (lwiT4)

29 Mustn't rock the boat... They might not like us in DC... No more cocktail party invites...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 05:39 PM (O2RFr)

30 Ditto, what the good senator from Kentucky said.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 13, 2017 05:39 PM (bkUtD)

31 But Comey was so noble and strong under the oppressive glare of that evilbad Trump and everything and has been the soul of nobility and propriety and stuff.

-things a beyond-idiotic loon on another forum I frequent has posted.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2017 05:39 PM (HtLSE)

32 She really is good at this, isn't she?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

33 Sonobi used to be a poplar children's toy until several kids lost their tongues playing with them. After the lawsuits the turned to the appliance business.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 05:39 PM (UdKB7)

34 Huh. I thought this stuff about Republican James Coney was universally known months ago.

Posted by: ShainS at September 13, 2017 05:39 PM (t9CnJ)

35 I love Sarah, and unlike most guys, I think she's an attractive one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 13, 2017 05:39 PM (bkUtD)

36 Feeling a tad queasy...

Posted by: James Sonobi Comey at September 13, 2017 05:39 PM (HgMAr)

37 As we blog Mueller's got his Top Men rooting thru Sarah/s trash can.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 05:40 PM (AAbgH)

38 Is there any reason for Trump to NOT go after these people?
Why would he hold back? Not doing anything could be seen as weakness, or approval... he is losing face with his base..

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 05:40 PM (zSVEm)

39 Yeah, but what did Comey write in his diary? You know the one with the cute kittens stickers on the cover.

Posted by: dantesed at September 13, 2017 05:40 PM (88xKn)

40 One problem: The DOJ clearly has removed "breaking the law" from its prosecution decision tree.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (398bZ)

41 I accept when I post from a work computer that any and all memes and things I generate in Paint may be subject to company property rules. Wait, no, we don't have security classifications or even control IP of any kind here. But still. I would.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (HtLSE)

42 Wake me up when someone decides to prosecute.

Posted by: Rick C at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (ECH2/)

43 She's got that "I'm so tired of your bullshit" look that PK's often have.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (lwiT4)

44 Crucify and apologize later! Which reminds me ... shouldn't the Italians (Rome) be offering me some reparations? They have ruined my life, since early childhood, by crucifying an innocent messiah. Show me the money!

Posted by: goon at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (EaQ6/)

45 There was a minor "scandal" today in the daily briefing because Sarah said when asked that the ESPN beotch should be fired for her remarks about Trump being a White Supremacist...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (O2RFr)

46 My last girlfriend said that I couldn't do anything for her that she couldn't get just as well from Sonobi.

That hurt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (gIRsn)

47 McMustard and Kelly must already have her in the cross hairs

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 05:42 PM (6Ll1u)

48 What's a sonobi??
...........

It's my new line of coconut flavored energy drinks.

Posted by: James Sonobi Comey at September 13, 2017 05:42 PM (HgMAr)

49 25 - That get out of jail free card is all the Dem data he illegally backed up. When you can't distract with "Russian hackers !!11!!" Even some safe seat Dems might have a tougher coast to victory when the proles see how their reps think of the great unwashed.

Posted by: SO at Hotgas. at September 13, 2017 05:42 PM (Ojki1)

50 Now Sonobi is making inroads to the emerging procto-self gratification business.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 05:42 PM (UdKB7)

51 Off never trumpy sock.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at September 13, 2017 05:43 PM (Ojki1)

52
I think the Fake News' smear-label of "Tea Party Favorite Candidate" is now obsolete.

So the new smear-label will be...


"Trump-Favorite Candidate."

Expect to hear the Fake News associate ALL new R candidates with Donald Trump in a negative way.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:43 PM (UwgOc)

53 Why doesn't Trump simply order sessions to prosecute him?


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

_______

I think it's clear Jeff Sessions views himself as a separate elected office, like a US Senator, even though enforcement of laws is clearly in the hands of who the people elected, Donald Trump.

It's clear Trump told Sessions not to recuse himself but he did anyway.

Posted by: Maritime at September 13, 2017 05:43 PM (lKmt3)

54 Trump promised to drain the swamp. He can start with several of his advisors and half the Cabinet.

Posted by: Furious George at September 13, 2017 05:43 PM (j+dfT)

55 *jimmy drama shakes fist at Sarah H: * I'll get you my little pretty!!**runs behind drapes and sobs

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 05:43 PM (AAbgH)

56 Expect to hear the Fake News associate ALL new R candidates with Donald Trump in a negative way.

Yes because White Supremacist!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 05:44 PM (O2RFr)

57 Once again, I had to spend a signficant chunk of my work day in "training", most of which consisted of telling me about how much trouble I'd be in if I did one of a thousand things the Dems have done routinely over the last decade without any fallout whatsoever. I'm going to send the government a bill for my now-ruined dental work.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2017 05:45 PM (LAe3v)

58 Every politician with three names should just go the f*uck home! Poor James Comey is obviously the least likeable person, next to Hillary, that they could find to throw under a bus. Christ, his sins are so minor in the big scheme of things. Let's nail up our own traitors instead, or do something else that takes a little rigor and guts to do.

Posted by: goon at September 13, 2017 05:45 PM (EaQ6/)

59 At the party's only principled conservative, I believe the Comey matter is a witch hunt. Now let's get back to OMG TRUMP-RUSSIA!

Posted by: Evan McMullin at September 13, 2017 05:45 PM (bkUtD)

60 My last girlfriend said that I couldn't do anything for her that she couldn't get just as well from Sonobi.

That hurt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (gIRsn)
...........

Aha! So it's a Japanese Sybian?

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 05:45 PM (HgMAr)

61
but that stupid fake fabricated-by-the-left phrase "tea party favorite" always irked me

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:45 PM (UwgOc)

62 He should have just wiped that document off of his computer. You know, with a cloth or something.

P.S. Buy my new book: Wut?

P.P.S. And if you like it, look for my husband's forthcoming book: What That Mouth Do? The White House Intern Program 1992 - 2000

Posted by: Hillary Dillary Doc at September 13, 2017 05:45 PM (ORnFV)

63 They need to indictment him on this plus anything else they can find.
That p***y will roll on Hillary & Co in a NY minute -- then the real fun begins!

Posted by: Venus at September 13, 2017 05:46 PM (iYXhj)

64 Can we just drop the Sonobi stuff please. It's old. It's beyond old. It's Jurassic.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2017 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

65 Now Sonobi is making inroads to the emerging procto-self gratification business.
Posted by: freaked
---------

Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Sheppie Smith at September 13, 2017 05:46 PM (w1zJX)

66 The one I want deep fried the most is Jimmy Drama. My schadenboner will be bigger than it was on election night 2016. One all the nurses will want to see ....

Jimmy Drama has an exposure. And he has no friends. Ironically, he tanked the Hillary investigation which saved her fat ass, but she blames him the most for her loss.

Exposing Jimmy Drama will kill off Mueller's investigation.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 05:46 PM (SIY7D)

67
OR....

the Left and Fake News will just go Full European on us and label ALL Republican candidates Far Right .

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:47 PM (UwgOc)

68 This could be a easy slam dunk case,
to bad no prosecution would take this case.

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 05:47 PM (ghofu)

69 I wish I felt like this proving they are liars would go anywhere, I guess I'm becoming cynical.

OT, but speaking of cynical...I just saw the letter Amber Tamblyn wrote for Teen Vogue about James Woods trying to pick her up when she was 16. Maybe Woods is actually a creep IRL, I don't know. Maybe I need to burn my feminist card since I'm not rushing to her defense. But it's awfully suspicious that an outspoken Trump supporter is being accused of hitting on an underage girl, with only a flimsy tweet as evidence.

Especially when girl went on to marry David Cross, rabid SJW loon, who is 19 years oder than her and has always looked a bit like a freaking beta male pedophile. Just saying!

*hunts for lighter fluid to burn feminist card*

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 05:47 PM (hvf9s)

70 I have to wonder whether Stacey Dash reads us fools.

'Cause those of us with a modest bungalow on an island outside recent hurricane paths and a jet (okay, a piss-ass fractional jet program) might like to know.

If she likes liars.

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2017 05:47 PM (TppKb)

71 Sonobi's new web-based products make it easy for mayors and other public servants to contact youthful citizens and arrange private meetings.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 05:48 PM (UdKB7)

72 Piker.

Posted by: Hillary's BleachBit Cloth at September 13, 2017 05:49 PM (t9CnJ)

73 Comey is so large, nearly a giant (6 ft .

But he is not large and heroic. He is sanctimonious, weasely and scheming. And lately, kind of desperate and sweaty. The larger he is, the more sanctimonious, weasely, scheming sweaty desperation we get.

He looks like he might collapse under his own weight and release a cloud of methane from the ruins.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 13, 2017 05:49 PM (BQsvL)

74 This reminds me of the little kid pointing at the naked emperor.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 05:49 PM (AAbgH)

75 74 This reminds me of the little kid pointing at the naked emperor.
Posted by: kallisto
______

Go on.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 13, 2017 05:50 PM (j+dfT)

76 64 Can we just drop the Sonobi stuff please. It's old. It's beyond old. It's Jurassic.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2017 05:46 PM (LAe3v)



Say what now?

Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Said at September 13, 2017 05:50 PM (z/Ubi)

77 As far as accusations go, anyone can accuse anybody of anything... and if "something" allegedly happened years and years ago.. with no corroboration, well..

It is mud... sling it..

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 05:50 PM (zSVEm)

78 If I were a life insurance company I wouldn't be issuing any policies to Mr. Pakistani IT guy these days, unless we had a "botched robbery" exclusion of course.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2017 05:50 PM (QtQaN)

79 >>> I have to wonder whether Stacey Dash reads us fools.

I miss seeing clips of Stacey Dash on Fox. I have no idea what she's been up to lately, still sad they canned her.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 05:50 PM (hvf9s)

80 Full European

I interpret that as 'Fiftysomething German guys who still think they belong in two-sizes-too-small Speedos'.

Of course, these days those 'German' guys might be followed by one or three tents that their wives are wearing.

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2017 05:50 PM (TppKb)

81 Just remember 2 things
The Government cares about you.
The Government supply.s you with everything you need as long as you agree with the Government.

Posted by: Schloss owner operator at September 13, 2017 05:50 PM (S1WrL)

82 Sonobi got it's start making innovative products designed to facilitate clubbing and processing baby seals.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 05:51 PM (UdKB7)

83 OT, but speaking of cynical...I just saw the letter Amber Tamblyn wrote for Teen Vogue about James Woods trying to pick her up when she was 16. Maybe Woods is actually a creep IRL, I don't know. Maybe I need to burn my feminist card since I'm not rushing to her defense. But it's awfully suspicious that an outspoken Trump supporter is being accused of hitting on an underage girl, with only a flimsy tweet as evidence.




I believe Woods recently made a comment that ran afoul of the LBGTQRSTUVWXYZ types and so it figures the attack dogs would come after him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 05:51 PM (493sH)

84 Shinobi is a portmanteau of son-of-a-bitch, no?

Posted by: ShainS at September 13, 2017 05:51 PM (t9CnJ)

85 79 >>> I have to wonder whether Stacey Dash reads us fools.

I miss seeing clips of Stacey Dash on Fox. I have no idea what she's been up to lately, still sad they canned her.
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 05:50 PM (hvf9s)


I thought I saw her mentioned within the past couple of weeks. That said, "Mo' Money." Smoking hot. And brains to boot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

86 LOL sometimes I hate the running jokes but the Sonobi stuff is pretty amusing.

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2017 05:52 PM (AV67d)

87 Go after that creepy nutcase, Donald. He's Renfield for the Deep State.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

88 When Sonobi tried to inflict itself on John Bolton's moustache there was a blinding flash of light, indicating a probable rip in the space-time continuum, and Sonobi was no more.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 05:53 PM (398bZ)

89
Sonobi is that greek yogurt?

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 05:53 PM (UwgOc)

90 James Woods is a pussy houndmaster. That doesn't have anything to do with what the Left is complaining about. They don't say a peep about Billy Jeff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2017 05:53 PM (xJa6I)

91
Interesting how despite the knuckleheadedness of her dad, Sarah Sanders impresses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

92 69 nobody would have guessed my age at 16. I looked 21, so did my cousins. Anyway she's lying

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 05:53 PM (AAbgH)

93 89. That ain't yogurt.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 05:53 PM (fA1SL)

94 LOL sometimes I hate the running jokes but the Sonobi stuff is pretty amusing.

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2017 05:52 PM (AV67d)
===========================

I have some kind of ad block so I don't see what everybody else sees. I'm not unhappy about that. On the contrary.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

95 Pet Shelters all over the world use Sonobi products to reduce inventory and control costs.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 05:54 PM (UdKB7)

96 It's Wednesday, has Hillary Clinton been indicted yet?

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2017 05:54 PM (D0riW)

97 When I don't see it every time I'm at the heading I'll stop with
Sonobi

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 05:54 PM (ghofu)

98 Check out what she said when they asked her to name the false attacks in Clinton's book.

http://freebeacon.com/politics/beastmode-huckabee-sanders-blasts-clintons-excuses-for-losing/

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 05:54 PM (z/Ubi)

99 James Woods is into doughy butterfaces?

Posted by: a chacun son gout at September 13, 2017 05:55 PM (+INtM)

100
All well and good, but the odds of Deputy Dawg waking up from the porch outside the hoosegow and doing something are slim to none.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)

101 Shot across the bow fired has been.

Posted by: Yoda at September 13, 2017 05:55 PM (+Dllb)

102
"Ronzoni Sono bi."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:56 PM (mbhDw)

103 We all know this will go nowhere, so boob's, guns and food. Discuss

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 05:56 PM (6Ll1u)

104 100
All well and good, but the odds of Deputy Dawg waking up from the porch outside the hoosegow and doing something are slim to none.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)

So, Jeff, what do you say you do here, in Washington????

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 05:56 PM (zSVEm)

105 103 We all know this will go nowhere, so boob's, guns and food. Discuss
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 05:56 PM (6Ll1u)


Stacey Dash, M-1 Garand, pasta carbonara.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:57 PM (mbhDw)

106 That 13 ton blob of fat in the sewer? Sonobi is there!

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 05:57 PM (UdKB7)

107 Even if you're like me and you haven't seen Sonobi, rest assured it's there. Waiting.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 05:57 PM (398bZ)

108 I am sure Jimmy's defense will be that he did not intend to leak those memos when he wrote them, or some such crap. Then Rosenstein will say, yeah, we have never ever prosecuted anyone in a similar no bad intent situation, and no reasonable prosecutor would ever file charges.

Posted by: Gref at September 13, 2017 05:57 PM (BX1CA)

109 When I don't see it every time I'm at the heading I'll stop with

Sonobi

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 05:54 PM (ghofu)
==================================

Pretend you're on my computer.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 05:57 PM (lwiT4)

110 "Prosecute Comey? That's not who we are. Oh, wait, yeah it is. Let's ring him up!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (SRKgf)

111 Even if you're like me and you haven't seen Sonobi, rest assured it's there. Waiting.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 05:57 PM (398bZ)


Lurking... in the storm sewer...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (zSVEm)

112 Nastassja Kinski, 1911, steamed lobster.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (gIRsn)

113 Sonobi is dividing us!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (Sfs6o)

114 Lock him up!, lock him up!, lock him up!

Jim Comey is an asshole, a bully and the last person who should be behind a badge enforcing the law.

He is a coward too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (5VlCp)

115 Why wouldn't people just use ad-blocker?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (lwiT4)

116 The public perception of deep state cartel crime ... that elected Trump, that wanted Bernie ... that is the only thing that will push hard enough to see prosecutions of crimes we see openly ignored by the corrupt and traitorous FBI/CIA/NSA et al.

Bannon and others like Chaffetz can break the deepstate/MFM narrative bubble ... and a nation WOKE from their induced coma may be angry indeed.

The bloggers and some of the (even Fox folks) public personalities have to keep driving the message against the every more ludicrous MFM and deep state mafia.

game on ... or ... actually ... WAR

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 13, 2017 05:59 PM (yKAUL)

117 Also note, these memos are of a private meeting with the President.

Pretty hard for Comey D. Clown to claim they aren't privileged information.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

118 115 Why wouldn't people just use ad-blocker?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (lwiT4)


I have it and it's not blocking the ad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:59 PM (mbhDw)

119 I took a leak on an elm tree back on the farm when I was a child. J'cuse.

Posted by: J. Sessions at September 13, 2017 05:59 PM (mcI77)

120 >>> Lurking... in the storm sewer...
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (zSVEm)

We all float down here....

Posted by: Pennywise at September 13, 2017 06:00 PM (hvf9s)

121 118 115 Why wouldn't people just use ad-blocker?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (lwiT4)


I have it and it's not blocking the ad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:59 PM (mbhDw)



It blocks it for me.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 06:00 PM (z/Ubi)

122 When the Ad Council needed someone to spend government money on insipid radio and TV ads, Sonobi stepped up to the plate.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

123 106 That 13 ton blob of fat in the sewer? Sonobi is there!
Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 05:57 PM (UdKB7)


Isn't this really the story of Tubby Riefenstahl/Rosie O'Donuts?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 06:00 PM (mbhDw)

124 115 Why wouldn't people just use ad-blocker?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 05:58 PM (lwiT4)


I have it and it's not blocking the ad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:59 PM (mbhDw)

I bet grammie has that platinum version, jj...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 06:00 PM (zSVEm)

125 JJ, I run Pop-Up Blocker Pro on Chrome and it works great.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 06:01 PM (398bZ)

126 >>>>>Why wouldn't people just use ad-blocker?
.
.
.
.Sometimes it is getting past my ad blocker plus. Not every time and I am not sure what the heck is going on but I am not a computer geek and I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2017 06:01 PM (+Dllb)

127 Molly Sims, Glock 20SF, Braised Beef Tortellini

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2017 06:01 PM (xJa6I)

128 I have it and it's not blocking the ad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 05:59 PM (mbhDw)
==========================

Really? I have Ad Block Plus. Clicking on it, I see it's blocking sonobi.com. Odd.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 06:01 PM (lwiT4)

129 JJ, I run Pop-Up Blocker Pro on Chrome and it works great.

Correction: Pop-Up Blocker Pro and AdBlocker Ultimate.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (398bZ)

130 I took a leak on an electric fence back on the farm, now my willie won't.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (gbWkA)

131 But Jeff Sessions recused himself...

So, just who runs this at DOJ???

Oh.... Comey's friends and fellow travelers....


It'll never make it out of the swamp...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

132 I'm on Safari. No, not literally on a safari, but Safari.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (mbhDw)

133 Penelope Cruz, Berretta 92, Chinese spareribs...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (zSVEm)

134 I bet grammie has that platinum version, jj...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 06:00 PM (zSVEm)
==================================

....... and the matching bracelet

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (lwiT4)

135 At some point I think I installed an ad blocker but frankly I'd rather just complain about Sonobi now,

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (Sfs6o)

136 Try Ghostery if you're Sonobi-weary.

Posted by: Furious George at September 13, 2017 06:03 PM (j+dfT)

137
I'm on Safari. No, not literally on a safari, but Safari.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (mbhDw)
=====================================

I'm on Firefox. Maybe that's the difference.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 06:03 PM (lwiT4)

138 Sonobi's pioneering efforts with crossbreeding cockroaches and chickens will lead to reduced pricing on drumsticks for the entire planet.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 06:03 PM (UdKB7)

139
You may not be interested in Sonobi, but Sonobi is interested in you.

Posted by: Sheppie Smith at September 13, 2017 06:03 PM (w1zJX)

140 135 At some point I think I installed an ad blocker but frankly I'd rather just complain about Sonobi now,
Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 06:02 PM (Sfs6o)


It does make for content fodder, but eventually it will get old. Ace or pixy can tweak the code to make it fit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 06:03 PM (mbhDw)

141 Just keep waiting.

Posted by: Strobe at September 13, 2017 06:03 PM (gbWkA)

142 He's the very epitome of toxic pituitarinity.

Posted by: Robert Reich at September 13, 2017 06:04 PM (/qEW2)

143 Aw, I just like mocking Sonobi, and stealing its lunch money...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 06:04 PM (zSVEm)

144 >>>Even if you're like me and you haven't seen Sonobi, rest assured it's there. Waiting.<<<

Sounds like a Japanese beverage distilled from tentacle squeezings.

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2017 06:04 PM (D0riW)

145 I want to see Comey's ass in jail in my lifetime.

Posted by: Played by a pro at September 13, 2017 06:05 PM (TdMsT)

146 Progressivism 101: Commit a crime, run to the "kick-the-can' and yell "ollie, ollie, oxen free". Same rules from schoolyard apply to adult life (please o please).

Posted by: Richard Hennigan at September 13, 2017 06:05 PM (bmkS9)

147 Sonobitch?

Posted by: Strobe at September 13, 2017 06:05 PM (gbWkA)

148 I wasn't going to say anything because, well, because this is embarrassing - but the reason I come here now is to see the Sonobi ad.

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 06:06 PM (Sfs6o)

149
"Hey, you want to keep interrogating my campaign over stupid nonsense, how about we put your best buddy through the ringer and a few million in legal fees?"
__________________

I don't know what the laws are on this, but since he would be being investigated for actions he took while working for the FBI, I have a feeling that taxpayers would be the ones who ended up getting stuck with his legal bills.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2017 06:06 PM (BXf9o)

150 I'm on Safari. No, not literally on a safari, but Safari.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Little known fact: Roy Rogers once used a .357 Smith to kill a warthog while on safari.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:06 PM (w1zJX)

151
While I'm Enjoying The 'Ments(tm) at the ol' Q, I'm bench-pressing.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 06:06 PM (UwgOc)

152 My new corporate subsidised release is titled : Son of a Son of a Sonobi. Hey, I sold out long ago.

Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at September 13, 2017 06:06 PM (bc2Lc)

153 Rock and Sonobi coochie coo.

Posted by: Strobe at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (gbWkA)

154 I got a Korean marinated beef at trader joes today, I'm making it for dinner.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (6Ll1u)

155 145 I want to see Comey's ass in jail in my lifetime.

I wouldn't mind seeing hims swinging in his cell by his own hand. That's what I would like to see.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (mcI77)

156 So, I am not getting the Sonobi thing, but I had a similar issue last year, and it seems to me that in teeny teeny teeny print at the bottom of the ad, there was a link you could click to get to where you could opt out.

I also had one where you had to go in to Settings (I was using Chrome) and un-check a box somewhere, but I can't remember what. Maybe in the Search engine box?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (yE+j4)

157 149. Rotary-wing aircraft are cheaper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

158 Lena Dunham, SixFinger, Brussel sprouts

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (HgMAr)

159 IMO Sarah is one one the best picks in this administration, if not the best.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (nILVB)

160 Of, not one. Sorry.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 06:08 PM (nILVB)

161 my bewbs, Kurt Russell's guns, and broiled scallops

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 06:08 PM (AAbgH)

162 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:06 PM (w1zJX)
========================================


I loved him! I think I read a book by his wife, Dale Evans, on being the parents of a Down Syndrome child. Can't remember the title.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

163 155 145 I want to see Comey's ass in jail in my lifetime.

I wouldn't mind seeing hims swinging in his cell by his own hand. That's what I would like to see.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (mcI77)

+++

As gruesome as it sounds, I tend to think he would make a mess of it.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 13, 2017 06:08 PM (7m3t8)

164 159 IMO Sarah is one one the best picks in this administration, if not the best.

She should do all of PDT's future firing/hiring.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 06:09 PM (mcI77)

165 145 I want to see Comey's ass in jail in my lifetime.
.............

Word.

Posted by: Bubba, cell block 9 at September 13, 2017 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

166 I also had one where you had to go in to Settings (I was using Chrome) and un-check a box somewhere, but I can't remember what. Maybe in the Search engine box?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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One might try right-clicking on the Sonobi graphic, and see if a 'Block Element' or 'Block Object' option comes up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:09 PM (w1zJX)

167 IMO Sarah is one one the best picks in this administration, if not the best.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM (nILVB)
======================

I agree. I wish I knew how she got picked. Did Trump just holler - "Get me Huckabee's kid!"

Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 06:10 PM (lwiT4)

168 If you haven't read Sultanknish's column yesterday you should go read it

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 06:10 PM (ghofu)

169 If a football coach is going to be fired for using his cell phone to call an escort service, this f*cker needs to be under the prison.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 13, 2017 06:10 PM (rjrh3)

170 As gruesome as it sounds, I tend to think he would make a mess of it.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 13, 2017 06:08 PM (7m3t
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and i don't have a problem with that.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2017 06:11 PM (gVCVQ)

171 Does anyone else remember the website from maybe 10 or 15 years ago that was several years worth of one guy's WalMart receipts? 2 or 3 times a week he'd post a scanned image of his Walmart cash register receipt (an nothing else - just the image) and people would comment on the purchases. Pretty hilarious and a most excellent waste of time.

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 06:11 PM (Sfs6o)

172 Oh you bet...let`s prosecute a member of the deep state while Session`s sleeps at the wheel!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 13, 2017 06:11 PM (yhf6w)

173 got a Korean marinated beef at trader joes today, I'm making it for dinner.


===

Ribs ?

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2017 06:11 PM (QC/4S)

174 PDT Trump just now: Bi-partisan DACA solution.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 06:11 PM (mcI77)

175 Beyonce, Krummlauf, Spam

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 06:12 PM (HgMAr)

176 One might try right-clicking on the Sonobi graphic, and see if a 'Block Element' or 'Block Object' option comes up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:09 PM (w1zJX)


I figured they'd already tried that!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 06:12 PM (yE+j4)

177 So dumb not to go after these people. I mean, how much MORE could the press possibly scream? What could they possibly accuse Trump of being that they have not already?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 06:12 PM (39g3+)

178 OT: I just started watching the Royals' game on MLB.TV, but I can't stand Rex Hudler, who I am convinced is retarded, so I checked the audio options. One of them is just the ballpark sounds, with no commentary.

I'm a happy camper now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

179 Sarah is so much better than Spicey.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 06:13 PM (AAbgH)

180 Michelle Obama, Raven Arms, Potted Meat

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

181 Raquel Welch, M1 Garand, Flamenburger

Posted by: goatexchange at September 13, 2017 06:13 PM (YFnq5)

182 Local righty radio guy was talking about some explosive new Bill O'Reilly interview where he goes nuclear on MeAgain, among others, at FOX.

But I didn't catch the deets. Is it audio or video and where can it be seen/heard?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 06:13 PM (ul9CR)

183 I had a cheese steak with kimchee on it at a local restaurant. It was surprisingly good. Really filling too.

Usually I hate that kind of twee crossover blended cuisine crap, but it was kind of a ma and pa place run by really nice Korean people from the local church.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 06:13 PM (39g3+)

184 Trump figured out he couldn`t beat them, so now he is joining them...!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 13, 2017 06:13 PM (yhf6w)

185 My high school girlfriend's boobages when she was 18, colt 1911, dry aged 22 ounce porterhouse

Posted by: Strobe at September 13, 2017 06:14 PM (gbWkA)

186 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

Aw, I love and miss Rex. He does have a retarded son, but I think he is mainly just enthusiastic and half-stoned.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 06:14 PM (yE+j4)

187 Runner, boneless beef ribs. Kimche is my veggie and rice on the side.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 06:14 PM (6Ll1u)

188
Huckabee-Sanders and Haley. Two dames. Best of the PDT bunch so far.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2017 06:14 PM (mbhDw)

189 If we are going to start discussing ass we want to see in jail, can we make this a women's prison movie thread?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at September 13, 2017 06:15 PM (ORnFV)

190 Sonobi? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 13, 2017 06:15 PM (zj1+z)

191 I am running ad blocker and no script and the Sonobi crap doesn't show up on mine.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2017 06:15 PM (mpXpK)

192 I don't know if Ace knows this or not,, but his patented "Hillary's Blamethrower" is showing up in comment sections all over the inner webs.

Even saw it being used over at Althouse's blog.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:16 PM (EyPfd)

193 Sarah Hucakbee treats the press like an unruly class of 5th graders, its great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 06:16 PM (39g3+)

194 P.P.S. And if you like it, look for my husband's forthcoming book: What That Mouth Do? The White House Intern Program 1992 - 2000

Shouldn't the title be, 'Oral History'?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 13, 2017 06:17 PM (mFUyp)

195 The National Park Service (NPS) plans bison roundups in the Grand Canyon and is looking for people who are good with guns to help kill the animals and thin the herd.

Ugly beasts.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 06:17 PM (mcI77)

196 191 I am running ad blocker and no script and the Sonobi crap doesn't show up on mine.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2017 06:15 PM (mpXpK)

Turning off JavaScript stops it on Safari.

Posted by: Played by a pro at September 13, 2017 06:17 PM (TdMsT)

197 >>>>Runner, boneless beef ribs. Kimche is my veggie and rice on the side.
.
.
.Oh my dear lord....Every time I went to Korea on Liberty I could smell the kimchee for weeks after we pulled out of port. That stuff is nasty.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2017 06:17 PM (+Dllb)

198 Aw, I love and miss Rex. He does have a retarded son, but I think he is mainly just enthusiastic and half-stoned.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 06:14 PM (yE+j4)



I didn't know about his son, but Rex's habit of engaging in pleonasms ("Rex, he ...") drives me wild. You'd think they'd teach him enough basic English either to use the proper name OR the pronoun, but not both. Yet does the latter consistently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 06:18 PM (SRKgf)

199 The FBI exists to protect members of the governing class, not to enforce the laws what is this broad thinking?

Posted by: The FBI at September 13, 2017 06:18 PM (aZq03)

200 One thing about listening to Hillary read her book, it becomes manifestly obvious what went 'wrong'. She is a petty, venomous, power-hungry psychopath...and has no clue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:19 PM (w1zJX)

201 Sonobi's new EndRun technology effectively circumvents ad blockers and other similar fascist software.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 06:19 PM (UdKB7)

202 Not the kimchee you smell, sailor.

Posted by: you have two dollah? at September 13, 2017 06:20 PM (HgMAr)

203 200 One thing about listening to Hillary read her book, it becomes manifestly obvious what went 'wrong'. She is a petty, venomous, power-hungry psychopath...and has no clue.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:19 PM (w1zJX)
So.. everones ex...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 06:20 PM (zSVEm)

204 Any comments on the blueborne zero day Bluetooth hack?

armis.com/blueborne/

Posted by: 13times at September 13, 2017 06:20 PM (WHVu+)

205 Listen, and understand. That Sonobi is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever ...

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 06:20 PM (JyFLk)

206 Sonobi is America's leading sewer-clown dating app.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 06:21 PM (fA1SL)

207 Sonobi, Sonobi, and Sonobi.

Posted by: Sonobi at September 13, 2017 06:21 PM (398bZ)

208 Making all sorts of inappropriate contact with your screen space.

Posted by: Sonobi Bonobo at September 13, 2017 06:21 PM (/qEW2)

209 a few days back, round about this time of day, someone was talking about a San Fernando Valley MoMe later this month...

anyone 'member who that was that was pushing it?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2017 06:21 PM (gVCVQ)

210 Sonobi's top secret new AdAnny technology requires no plugins or JavaScript to effectively annoy every Internet user on the planet.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

211 Firefox + NoScript = no Sonobi here.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (tu3iY)

212 They fought the law and they won.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (nBr1j)

213 Jane Seymour, Sig P210, Lasagna made with Cream Cheese

Posted by: irright at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (85f6P)

214 You know who Sonobi benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (zj1+z)

215 zzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (LTHVh)

216 Marie Harf, Colt single action army, Mongolian beef

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (D0riW)

217 "anyone 'member who that was that was pushing it?"

Sonobi

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (EyPfd)

218 One thing about listening to Hillary read her book, it becomes manifestly obvious what went 'wrong'. She is a petty, venomous, power-hungry psychopath...and has no clue.

Hillary has learned that she is never wrong and when things do go wrong, she must vent her wrath on those who have failed her.

Unfortunately, this time she's got way too many targets who are sick of her shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

219 Son-o-bi
How we love ya, how we love you
My dear old Sonobi

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 06:22 PM (ghofu)

220 Just wait until Sonobi becomes self- aware... you'll be sorry, all of you, that we did not stop it now...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2017 06:23 PM (zSVEm)

221 what's a Bluetooth?

mine are green...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2017 06:23 PM (gVCVQ)

222 Kimchee is nature's most perfect food.

Posted by: Sonobi at September 13, 2017 06:23 PM (398bZ)

223 Sonobi is America's leading sewer-clown dating app.


*snort* That you even thought of this line show you are sick.

Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at September 13, 2017 06:23 PM (LTHVh)

224 A Korean lady owns the local liquor store, I have her get me a big jar from the wilds of Garden Grove every so often. That's some good shit Maynard.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 06:23 PM (6Ll1u)

225 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 06:24 PM (LTHVh)

226 Kimchi, I've seen about a 100 different varieties at Korean market, also saw how the make it - cabbage mixed with some super spicy something or other

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2017 06:24 PM (QC/4S)

227 This Sonobi will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 06:24 PM (JyFLk)

228 Bridgette Bardot back in the day, Walther PPKS, my grandmothers Fried Chicken, heck anything my grandmother cooked except her horrible fresh pumpkin pie.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2017 06:25 PM (+Dllb)

229 Making all sorts of inappropriate contact with your screen space.
Posted by: Sonobi Bonobo
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Show us where the Sonobi touched you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:25 PM (w1zJX)

230 what happens when Sonobi and Sudoku mate and have offspring?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2017 06:25 PM (gVCVQ)

231 It really is amazing to me how the FredoCons (per Kurt Schlicter) can just gloss over the part where liberals are actively, constantly, successfully collecting conservative scalps when they preen that it's abominable for us to even meekly suggest that maybe we should get a scalp, too, as long as scalp collecting has become the de facto law of the land.

It's like, yeah, dumbasses, we know nobody should lose their job over their politics, but it's a worse situation if ONLY conservatives lose their jobs over their politics, and taking some liberal jobs might be the only way that has a chance of stopping this craziness.

Posted by: Kensington at September 13, 2017 06:25 PM (Cw3TC)

232 Maynard? So now I'm yesterday's news?

Posted by: Cletus at September 13, 2017 06:25 PM (Mouru)

233 Lynda Carter, 1911, Cheesesteak

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 06:26 PM (ghofu)

234 So please don't take my Sonobi away

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2017 06:26 PM (D0riW)

235 If I have to use an ad blocker (just as annoying as ads) to go to your site, I'm not going.

OT: "LEFT WING WACKO SHOOTS TRUMP SUPPORTERS"

That's the claim about the school shooting in Washington. There is no evidence given to support the claim. Hal Turner radio show, up at FreepLand.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 13, 2017 06:26 PM (3myMJ)

236 Sudnobi

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 13, 2017 06:26 PM (1/PZS)

237 Sonobi will turn into Skynet

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (ghofu)

238 226. Same peppers they use for gochujjang. Damned fine stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

239 excuse me, that 's FUN reeducation camps to you, Mr Ace.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (ILitO)

240 >>> The National Park Service (NPS) plans bison roundups in the Grand Canyon and is looking for people who are good with guns to help kill the animals and thin the herd.
Ugly beasts.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 06:17 PM (mcI77)


Mmmmmmmmmm bison burgers!! Delish. Tasty beasties and I think they're cute too. Wonder if I can get the boyfriend's fam to go hunt some for me...

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (hvf9s)

241 There is hope for the future.

When Sonobi and Skynet mate and try to take over humankind, we will be saved by the polydactyl cats (led by the Siamese and the Bengals) who will, in the end, be victorious.

/kitties like to kill. For fun. It's genetic. As long as we have treats and catnip, we're cool

Posted by: Jeff at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (aT+Bx)

242 World's first talking sex robot is ready for her close-up

They made her TALK? What were they thinking?

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (HgMAr)

243 Jeff Sessions is nothing but another GOPe piece of shit in better camo. AG...yep, how is that working out?

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (yhf6w)

244 >>The National Park Service (NPS) plans bison roundups in the Grand Canyon and is looking for people who are good with guns to help kill the animals and thin the herd.


They won't have to look for long.

Them Bison are tasty critters.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (onDmy)

245 Sonobi's long term goals include implanting their "ThoughtBubble" modules in every person on the planet by the year 2025 and then being purchased by Google.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

246 "Kimchee is nature's most perfect food."
=====

Is that true? Back when P.J. O'Rourke was still worth reading (back before playing footsie with progressives on NPR gameshows became his vocation), he wrote about Kimchi causing horrible breath in Koreans.

That's all I've ever known about it and have always avoided it for this reason. Have I been missing out?

Posted by: Kensington at September 13, 2017 06:28 PM (Cw3TC)

247 Was that wrong?

Posted by: FBI Director George Costanza at September 13, 2017 06:28 PM (2z74n)

248 I got a Korean marinated beef at trader joes today, I'm making it for dinner.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 06:07 PM
~~~~~

Their jarred Korean BBQ sauce is terrific. Just marinate some thinly sliced meet in it and.....instant Bulgogi!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2017 06:28 PM (HiDrR)

249 >>> When Sonobi and Skynet mate and try to take over humankind, we will be saved by the polydactyl cats

Wait, in the future the ThunderCats are going to save us?

HOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 06:28 PM (hvf9s)

250 Something tells me that Ryan Zinke, former SEAL, Sec. Interior, is somehow behind the NPS Bison Kill.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 13, 2017 06:29 PM (YFnq5)

251 *meat*

Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2017 06:29 PM (HiDrR)

252 There used to be an Italian motorcycle company that had a model call the Fassonobicci.

Posted by: Alonzo Crazi, retired racer at September 13, 2017 06:29 PM (w1zJX)

253 >>> he wrote about Kimchi causing horrible breath in Koreans.

Wrong end.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 13, 2017 06:29 PM (K6I5w)

254 @242 Of course the Slutbot 6000 can talk. I need it to tell me how hard it wants me to fill its dataport.

Posted by: Robosexual at September 13, 2017 06:30 PM (ORnFV)

255 Poochi-Manooli

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2017 06:30 PM (onDmy)

256 Mmmmmmmmmm bison burgers!! Delish. Tasty beasties and I think they're cute too. Wonder if I can get the boyfriend's fam to go hunt some for me...
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (hvf9s)

They might have a problem. The article says hike eight miles and take the buffalo at an average elevation of 8,000 feet. I don't know how anyone's supposed to get one out.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 06:30 PM (398bZ)

257 to those who want Ivanka out of the White House, would you have been happier if Chelsea had been there to advise President Hillary? No, me neither.

With Trump we are getting maybe half a loaf. With Hillary we'd be getting moldy whole wheat bread. Let's just hope that Trump gets another conservative to replace Ginsburp.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 06:30 PM (ILitO)

258 >>>Them Bison are tasty critters.<<<

And some say they're ugly critters, but they can plow thru a 12' snow drift like nobody's business.

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2017 06:30 PM (D0riW)

259 Mmmmmmmmmm bison burgers!!


Save me the hump!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 06:31 PM (LTHVh)

260 he wrote about Kimchi causing horrible breath in Koreans.
------------

Being trapped aboard a bus, breath and farts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:31 PM (w1zJX)

261 "Damn the Sonobi, full speed ahead!"

Admiral David "Dave" Farragut

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 06:31 PM (JyFLk)

262 >>>Of course the Slutbot 6000 can talk. I need it to tell me how hard it wants me to fill its dataport.

The Slutbot 64 was a HotPocket with a rewired Tickle Me Elmo voice card.
:::grimace:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 13, 2017 06:32 PM (K6I5w)

263 The John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University has named convicted felon and transgender activist Chelsea Manning as a visiting fellow at its Institute of Politics for the 2017-18 academic year.

What's a few felonies between friends?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Nwg0u)

264 242 World's first talking sex robot is ready for her close-up

They made her TALK? What were they thinking?
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 06:27 PM (HgMAr)

I don't see how that ends well. I don't want a sexbot to nag, bitch and whine at me.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 06:32 PM (zj1+z)

265 Sonobi is America's leading sewer-clown dating app.

Meh. Still better than okCupid

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:32 PM (6FqZa)

266 Have I been missing out?
Posted by: Kensington at September 13, 2017 06:28 PM (Cw3TC)

I love it. I go to a Korean market for mine. My problem is that I'll eat it all by itself, so it never lasts long. You're supposed to eat it with rice or some other food.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 06:32 PM (398bZ)

267 What's a few felonies between Kennedys ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:33 PM (6FqZa)

268 That's genocide! And speciesism.

Posted by: Neil EatsGrasse Bison at September 13, 2017 06:33 PM (/qEW2)

269 If your content is so unimportant to you that you will obscure it with an ad, I'm not going to bother trying to read it.

It only takes an instant to scroll past the ad and the content it obscures.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 13, 2017 06:33 PM (3myMJ)

270 The John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University has named convicted felon and transgender activist Chelsea Manning as a visiting fellow at its Institute of Politics for the 2017-18 academic year.
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WTFF? Are you kidding?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2017 06:33 PM (w1zJX)

271 Kimchee is so wrong in how its made but so right in how it tastes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 06:33 PM (39g3+)

272 Been meaning to try Bison-Bison, I've seen it at the grocery store.

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 06:33 PM (ghofu)

273 A John F Kennedy school for government is like an Idi Amin school for the culinary arts

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:33 PM (6FqZa)

274 For all of you who are bitching about Sonobi and other scripts running in the background...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l9p8btv

Shut That Shit Down.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 06:34 PM (Ckg4U)

275 Of course the Slutbot 6000 can talk. I need it to tell me how hard it wants me to fill its dataport.

-
Ooolala protocol.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 06:34 PM (Nwg0u)

276 The Sonobi is the tenderest cut on a Bison.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2017 06:34 PM (onDmy)

277 Scuzzy Interface?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:34 PM (6FqZa)

278 I want one of these: http://bit.ly/2xZXOxX

It would be great for undocumented shopping.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 06:34 PM (LTHVh)

279 I hope anyone out there is not stoopid enough to buy an iPhone X. Offering my facial recognition to Apple/NSA is not my idea of privacy.

Posted by: Strobe at September 13, 2017 06:35 PM (gbWkA)

280 Use that and sites like The Daily Caller will load quickly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 06:35 PM (Ckg4U)

281 Dangle Comey by the ankles over the lava pit until Mueller throws in the towel?

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 13, 2017 06:35 PM (4S7hN)

282 I've just met a girl named Sonobi
And suddenly that name will never be the same to me
Sonobi, I've just kissed a girl named Sonobi
And suddenly I've found how wonderful a sound can be

Posted by: Tony at September 13, 2017 06:35 PM (zj1+z)

283 The John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University has named
convicted felon and transgender activist Chelsea Manning as a visiting
fellow at its Institute of Politics for the 2017-18 academic year.

-----------



WTFF? Are you kidding?

You left out convicted traitor, but this surprises me not one bit.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2017 06:35 PM (O5Q3r)

284 "WTFF? Are you kidding?"

Nope
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=356941

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:35 PM (EyPfd)

285 Don't Let the Sonobi Go Down On Me.

Posted by: Sir Reginald Dwight at September 13, 2017 06:35 PM (bc2Lc)

286 I don't see how that ends well. I don't want a sexbot to nag, bitch and whine at me.

They already tried to create a fembot who could teach itself online.

Tay, it was. She turned into a raving genocidal antiSemite. Pretty sure she'd gas me while I showered

Still probably better than I could find on okCupid . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:36 PM (6FqZa)

287 "And she's buy-ing a Stairway to Sonobi"

Posted by: Robert Plant at September 13, 2017 06:37 PM (onDmy)

288 251 *meat*
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2017 06:29 PM (HiDrR)
-----

Yes, please!

Posted by: Shep! at September 13, 2017 06:37 PM (nILVB)

289 Rocky Mountain Sonobi's are the bomb.

Posted by: Some d at September 13, 2017 06:37 PM (mcI77)

290 Unless The Onion is hacking Harvard's site, the Manning news is legit.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 06:37 PM (JyFLk)

291 The John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University has named
convicted felon and transgender activist Chelsea Manning as a visiting
fellow


Even JFK would be spinning like a drone rotor over this.

This is not a country or an institution that anyone but the most demented would have recognized in 1960.

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2017 06:37 PM (TppKb)

292 Bison is great! Had a rib looked like an episode of the flintstones.

Posted by: Strobe at September 13, 2017 06:38 PM (gbWkA)

293 I would hope that the govt hires a mobile butcher to make sure the buffalo meat goes to good use, just give it away to the local community. But makes to much sense, we are talking about the government here.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 06:38 PM (6Ll1u)

294 is looking for people who are good with guns

That would be me.

Rifles, ick. But guns? Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Sheppie! at September 13, 2017 06:38 PM (ctuyM)

295 >>> Rocky Mountain Sonobi's are the bomb.
Posted by: Some d at September 13, 2017 06:37 PM (mcI77)

Sonobi is a rare type of animal in the rocky mountains, like a cross between a buffalo, a yak and a yeti. The meat is DELICIOUS.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 06:39 PM (hvf9s)

296 I learnt earlier this year that bison can crossbreed with cattle and make viable offspring. So the bison is just a feral sub-breed of cow. (Well, aurochen, technically.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:39 PM (6FqZa)

297 Tay, it was. She turned into a raving genocidal antiSemite. Pretty sure she'd gas me while I showered

Still probably better than I could find on okCupid . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:36 PM (6FqZa)

*snort*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 06:39 PM (zj1+z)

298 Bison burgers are some damn good eating.

Wegmans, and surprisingly enough, Aldi's carry it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:39 PM (EyPfd)

299 296. Beefalo, I've heard it called.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (fA1SL)

300 I forgot, BJ's Wholesale club carries it too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (EyPfd)

301 One would need a BMG 50 to take on of those ugly fuckers down.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (mcI77)

302 I saw a headline somewhere today warning that sex bots could be hacked and made to kill. Perverts dying with smiles on their faces.

Posted by: Strobe at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (gbWkA)

303 Or The Edward M. Kennedy School Of Driving and Chaffeur Academy.*

Cross-Promotional Offer: First 100 enrollees get a reduced tuition coupon for free swimming lessons at the YWCA.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (ORnFV)

304 Sonobi's Constant is the fundamental wavelength used to measure internet ad overlap.

Posted by: Neil EatsGrasse Bison at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (/qEW2)

305 Pretty sure she'd gas me while I showered

I wouldn't worry, unless you've been feeding her kimchi, or spiking her chili with beans.

Posted by: Gwyneth P., lifestyle guru at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (ctuyM)

306 Buffalo is good burgers, though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (6FqZa)

307 1. Come up with a really stupid sounding name that indicates nothing about your product or service.

2. Use ads that are annoying.

3. Profit!

Posted by: Meremortal at September 13, 2017 06:40 PM (3myMJ)

308 307. Worked for all those dotcom start-ups.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 06:41 PM (fA1SL)

309 Save me the testicles.

Posted by: Former Mayor Ed Murray at September 13, 2017 06:42 PM (mcI77)

310 Worked for all those dotcom start-ups

*Whimper*

Posted by: Socks, the pets.com mascot at September 13, 2017 06:42 PM (6FqZa)

311 Let Harvard live off its endowment for the next 100 years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

312 "Worked for all those dotcom start-ups."

About 98% of all dotcom start-ups went broke quickly. So, maybe it didn't work very well.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 13, 2017 06:42 PM (3myMJ)

313 263 The John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University has named convicted felon and transgender activist Chelsea Manning as a visiting fellow at its Institute of Politics for the 2017-18 academic year.

What's a few felonies between friends?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Nwg0u)
----------------------------------

Holy carp.
The stench of our putrid ruling class is unbearable.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 06:42 PM (0jtPF)

314 Didn't know what the comment about Manning was so searched it, came up on Reuters
Fuck Harvard

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 06:43 PM (ghofu)

315 Ennui.
I have it.
Gone is the passion for being involved.
For caring for the future of this land we used to think of as a country.
We fight with imbeciles over stupid shit, and fucking lose.
We fight with our representatives. Actually we don't. We bitch and they ignore us. Or laugh.
We watch as squeaky-wheel fuckwits get attention and credibility, and any attempt to point out the fucking obvious truth results in punishment from the doxxy set.

Fuck it.
It's dead Jim.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 13, 2017 06:43 PM (z79tQ)

316 The John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University has named convicted felon and transgender activist Chelsea Manning as a visiting fellow
________________

Teaching classes in how to steal and illegally distribute classified government information?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2017 06:43 PM (BXf9o)

317
Sonobi on my shoulders makes me happy
Sonobi in my eyes can make me cry
Sonobi on the water looks so lovely
Sonobi almost always makes me high

Posted by: Zombie John Denver at September 13, 2017 06:44 PM (w1zJX)

318 Our new motto: trannytas.

Posted by: Harvard at September 13, 2017 06:44 PM (zj1+z)

319 312. Paging Mr. RothlisBison-Burger.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 06:44 PM (fA1SL)

320 311- No sir, we should be taxing those endowments. Vigorously. For the children.

Posted by: Leveler of sorts at September 13, 2017 06:44 PM (ORnFV)

321 If you don't download No Script, I don't want to hear your bitching.

"I'm a Victim" mentality is not welcome in my circle, and I'm sick of reading about it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 06:44 PM (Ckg4U)

322 Meremortal , I think he was attempting deadpan.

It is hard to pull off deadpan online. Because you just know some idiot on your facebook actually believes it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:44 PM (6FqZa)

323 There's an envrionmentalists group here that wants to remove the bison from Catalina Island, they are actually Beefalo. They were brought over for a western film many many years ago.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 06:44 PM (6Ll1u)

324 they are actually Beefalo.

Mmmm...tasty.

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2017 06:46 PM (TppKb)

325 Sonobi is gone. Thx Slap.

Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2017 06:46 PM (mxS7w)

326 'I don't want to hear your bitching. '

I don't get Sonobies my cheap tablet with JavaScript off. I just like ragging on Sonobi because they suck.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2017 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

327 178 OT: I just started watching the Royals' game on MLB.TV, but I can't stand Rex Hudler, who I am convinced is retarded, so I checked the audio options. One of them is just the ballpark sounds, with no commentary.

I'm a happy camper now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
________

Listening to Rex Hudler is worse than fingernails on chalkboard. Check out the Royals' radio announcers. Denny Matthews is in his 50th season as their announcer, and he is one of the best. Very low key.

Posted by: Furious George at September 13, 2017 06:46 PM (j+dfT)

328 193
Sarah Hucakbee treats the press like an unruly class of 5th graders, its great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 06:16 PM (39g3+)

My wife told me she has 4 kids. That explains a lot.
Sarah, not my wife. (has the kids)

Posted by: Just John at September 13, 2017 06:46 PM (Gf8sa)

329 The only real purpose behind Harvard naming Manning to anything is 'Fuck you, squares.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

330 One flew over the cuckoo's nest but 70 million flew right into it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2017 06:47 PM (iPWaB)

331 If I had a son he would be bi.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 13, 2017 06:48 PM (bc2Lc)

332 >>>I saw a headline somewhere today warning that sex bots could be hacked
and made to kill. Perverts dying with smiles on their faces.<<<<

Which axis of the multi-axis sexbot possesses a life-threating range of motion? Is it the pulsating pussy axis? Is it the shark-like mandible axis? WTF?

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2017 06:48 PM (D0riW)

333 looked up Catalina Island on duckduckgo. ALL THE DAMN LINKS are to tourism companies. I had to go to Google to find out it is Santa Catalina.

I really really do want DuckDuckGo to be an alternative to Google, like I want Gab to be an alternative to The Twits. But like Gab, DDG just isn't there. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:48 PM (6FqZa)

334 263
The John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University has named
convicted felon and transgender activist Chelsea Manning as a visiting
fellow at its Institute of Politics for the 2017-18 academic year.



What's a few felonies between friends?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Nwg0u)
I'd hit her in a Massachusetts Minute

Posted by: Jacking around The 35th President at September 13, 2017 06:48 PM (Gf8sa)

335 329 The only real purpose behind Harvard naming Manning to anything is 'Fuck you, squares.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
---------------------------
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 06:48 PM (0jtPF)

336 Sonobi is another term for MLB fastball over 120

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2017 06:48 PM (QC/4S)

337 One would need a BMG 50 to take on of those ugly fuckers down.

Like hell, yeh pansy

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at September 13, 2017 06:49 PM (39g3+)

338 Sarah Hucakbee treats the press like an unruly class of 5th graders, its great.

Sean Spicer at his best did the same, to the extent even Trevor Noah noticed and basically sided with Spicer.

Let us not go to Castle Press-Poole. 'Tis a silly place.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 06:49 PM (6FqZa)

339 Comey - clear violation
Hillary - clear violation
Clearly - both are too big to jail

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 13, 2017 06:50 PM (m9X4Y)

340 "But like Gab, DDG just isn't there. . ."

That was my experience too. I hope they continue to improve Duck Duck Go, because I'd like to use something other than Google.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 06:50 PM (398bZ)

341 I don't often click on pop-ups, but when I do, it's Sonobi.

Posted by: World's Most Interesting Man at September 13, 2017 06:51 PM (w1zJX)

342
Is little jim acosta laying low? I haven't heard much about him lately.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 06:51 PM (UwgOc)

343 Sorry Boulder Terlit, that is the correct name. We just don't use it anymore.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 06:52 PM (6Ll1u)

344 Eat moar chicken.

Posted by: Neil EatsGrasse Bison at September 13, 2017 06:52 PM (/qEW2)

345 Mueller's ghouls' focus on kids of Flynn, Trump and Manafort (and, yeah, I know they are adults, but still reeks as an obvious weapon to use on the father) means there is going to be some scalps, with or without Russia. Sessions' failure to counter this w a Special Counsel for Comey is unconscionable.

Posted by: Ever at September 13, 2017 06:52 PM (vh1rV)

346 I think basically everyone holds the press in utter contempt, other than members of the press. That's why Trump's "fake news" and hammering them didn't hurt him at all, not even a little.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 06:53 PM (39g3+)

347 Sarah Sanders, how refreshing she is. I bet Donny likes her some whole lot. When libs see her coming those little bugs start crawling under their skin.
Keep it up Sarah.

Posted by: gSarah Sanders Fanbouy at September 13, 2017 06:53 PM (1koXB)

348 Jim Acosta is getting his frown lines botoxed out, also a slight nip/tuck

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2017 06:53 PM (QC/4S)

349 345. Second look at MAGA death squads?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

350 Comey - clear violation

Hillary - clear violation

Clearly - both are too big to jail
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 13, 2017 06:50 PM


Speaking of clear, have there been any recent reports concerning Ace's current system replenishment of Oxygen Dihydride?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2017 06:54 PM (ctuyM)

351 Sonobi mountain pass is on I-90 just east of Seattle. Great winter skiing, and wilderness camping.

Nice place to re-create.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 13, 2017 06:55 PM (m9X4Y)

352 HOW CAN WE MAKE YOU HATE US MORE THAN YOU ALREADY DO?

Posted by: Sonobi at September 13, 2017 06:55 PM (UdKB7)

353 "Sonobi is gone. Thx Slap."
-Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2017 06:46 PM (mxS7w)

You're Welcome, darlin'. Now you have to get used to "allowing" certain scripts on websites.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 06:55 PM (Ckg4U)

354 46 My last girlfriend said that I couldn't do anything for her that she couldn't get just as well from Sonobi.

That hurt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2017 05:41 PM (gIRsn)


It goes up to 11!!!

Posted by: Sonobi Wan Kenobi at September 13, 2017 06:55 PM (nmr2M)

355 THAT PUPPY WAS DEAD WHEN WE FOUND IT!

Posted by: Sonobi at September 13, 2017 06:55 PM (UdKB7)

356 Sonobi mountain pass is on I-90 just east of Seattle. Great winter skiing, and wilderness camping. Nice place to re-create.

Or to PROcreate amirite??

Posted by: ex Mayor Murray at September 13, 2017 06:56 PM (6FqZa)

357 Go Sarah. Maybe my last hope for rule of law.

Posted by: endisnigh at September 13, 2017 06:57 PM (bQTiX)

358 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 06:18 PM (SRKgf)

He is, to me, the typical pro baseball player, and that's all Imma say about that!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 06:58 PM (yE+j4)

359 I just suggested to President Trump in an email to eliminate all the laws his administration wont prosecute.

(hang on, somebody is at the door)

Posted by: nip at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (VqJRJ)

360 356 Sonobi mountain pass is on I-90 just east of Seattle. Great winter skiing, and wilderness camping. Nice place to re-create.

Or to PROcreate amirite??

Posted by: ex Mayor Murray at September 13, 2017 06:56 PM (6FqZa)

Si Si Bueno!!!!

Posted by: Sonobi Juan Kenobi at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (nmr2M)

361 You're doing it all wrong, Mr. Mayor

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (JyFLk)

362 I mentioned the other day that Sonobi spelled backward is ibonos and nobody laughed so you all can just suck it.

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (Sfs6o)

363 he wrote about Kimchi causing horrible breath in Koreans

See also bulgogi and kalbi, full of garlic.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 07:00 PM (yE+j4)

364 Ma-nah-mana - Sonobinobi
Ma-nah-mana - Sonobi-do

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 13, 2017 07:00 PM (4S7hN)

365 After instsalling No Script, In general, if you want to watch videos, you have to temporarily "allow" the website's name and on this website, "allow" mu.nu.

Anything else with a video generally needs a .cdn to be "allowed".

I never "allow" Facebook, but I generally allow Googlevideo and Youtube.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:00 PM (Ckg4U)

366 362 I mentioned the other day that Sonobi spelled backward is ibonos and nobody laughed so you all can just suck it.

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (Sfs6o)

I laughed on the inside.

Posted by: Sonobi Juan Kenobi at September 13, 2017 07:00 PM (nmr2M)

367 You'll need to be more specific, Weasel

Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2017 07:01 PM (JyFLk)

368 48 What's a sonobi??
...........

It's my new line of coconut flavored energy drinks.


You laugh, but on my way into work this morning I heard a radio ad for something called "fatwater", which is a line of energy drink flavored with fat instead of sugar. Coconut was the only specific flavor they mentioned.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2017 07:01 PM (sGtp+)

369 DO NOT MOCK HAPPY FUN SONOBI.

Posted by: Sonobi at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (UdKB7)

370 JUST IN: North Korea observed moving mobile missile launchers
preparing hard sites in last 48 hours, per 3 U.S. senior military
officials

Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (aT+Bx)

371 I mentioned the other day that Sonobi spelled backward is ibonos and nobody laughed so you all can just suck it.

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (Sfs6o)
............

How do you know nobody laughed? OMG WEASEL WORKS FOR NSA!

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (HgMAr)

372 Nood, Hillary.

*shudders*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:03 PM (Ckg4U)

373 Bison are strange critters. A neighbor had a small herd (about 15) and occasionally they would do the bison walk about. They are notorious for tearing down fences and running until they decide to stop. The last time they left, they were running full steam down I45 south into oncoming traffic. You can guess the rest of the story.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2017 07:03 PM (iPWaB)

374 Nood clinton

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2017 07:03 PM (QC/4S)

375 You laugh, but on my way into work this morning I heard a radio ad for something called "fatwater"
Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2017 07:01 PM
~~~~~

Pffft. We've had that for years, but we call it heavy water.

Posted by: Ayatollah Assahola at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (HiDrR)

376 A Song of Sonobi and Covfefe.

Posted by: George R.R.R.R. Martin at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (/qEW2)

377 371 I mentioned the other day that Sonobi spelled backward is ibonos and nobody laughed so you all can just suck it.

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (Sfs6o)


Where's Ben Rothlesberger?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2017 07:05 PM (nmr2M)

378 I prefer Snoboni.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow, who is not stuck up at all at September 13, 2017 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

379 "Where's Ben Rothlesberger?"

WE HIRED HIM TO MANAGE OUR SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE. WHY DO YOU ASK?

Posted by: Sonobi at September 13, 2017 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

380 >>> 362 I mentioned the other day that Sonobi spelled backward is ibonos and nobody laughed so you all can just suck it.

I thought we were all dead on the inside? You are expecting too much.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 07:08 PM (hvf9s)

381 Y'don't need no .50 BMG to fell a Bison. 6.5x55 Swede will do just fine, thank you.

Anyway. Bison aren't good candidates for domestic stock or interbreeding with cattle, even though it works. It's one of those things "Just Because You Can, Doesn't Mean You Should."

'Cause of this mean little sickness called "Brucellosis".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brucellosis

Get an infection of that in a domestic cattle herd, and they've all got to be killed, and burned or buried.

Bison carry that pathogen, pretty much like bats tend to carry rabies.

Still. Bison is delicious! Just keep the herds separated, please.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (MGCfm)

382 321 If you don't download No Script, I don't want to hear your bitching.

Can't fiddle with settings at work, banned at home.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (v3pYe)

383 242 World's first talking sex robot is ready for her close-up

They made her TALK? What were they thinking?


Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking?

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at September 13, 2017 07:44 PM (hGGlM)

384 Sonobi tch..someone took three letters.

Posted by: Infidelishous at September 13, 2017 07:55 PM (swCSp)

385 "...like Comey allegedly did."

he didn't "allegedly" do this - he did it, and admitted it.

Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 13, 2017 08:05 PM (fftfA)

386 Why do I not see the name of the leftist President who put him as boss of FBI?
Heave the progressives made us afraid to name names?

Posted by: an ol exJarhead at September 13, 2017 10:00 PM (r5ls2)

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