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Judge Orders Bar to Review Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle of Fixers/Lawyers for Ethics Violations Including Destruction of Evidence

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You may recall that last month the FBI gave a jaw-dropping answer to a request for the release of the rest of Hillary Clinton's emails from her secret bathroom server. The Bureau told New York attorney Ty Clevenger that they wouldn’t be releasing them because the plaintiff had failed to prove a compelling "public interest" in seeing the documents. That might have proven to be the end of the line, but now a judge in Maryland has ordered that an investigation be opened into the actions of three Clinton attorneys over possible charges of destruction of evidence when the server was purged.

The lawyers are Cheryl Mills, David Kendall, and Heather Samuelson.

James Comey may have fixed his buddies up with criminal immunity, but they don't have immunity from bar sanctions.

It goes without saying that I don't expect this to go anywhere, and I doubt many of you disagree. We've seen this show before, and we know the conclusions are written well ahead of the investigation: The Guild protects its own.

Posted by: Ace at 04:17 PM




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1 And so it begins...

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 04:17 PM (q177U)

2 Oh boy, a phony-baloney hearing?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:17 PM (ul9CR)

3 As someone noted earlier, Mills losing her license is not a big deal, Kendall losing his would be.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 04:17 PM (QQ+il)

4 First thing we do, bitches. First. Thing.

Posted by: Zombie Bill Shakespeare at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (HtLSE)

5 Judge Orders Bar to Review Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle of Fixers/Lawyers for Ethics Violations Including Destruction of Evidence


No bartender will comply with this order. It's bad for business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (Mouru)

6 :::rummages around in closet for colander mask and Mister Microphone:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (67IiR)

7 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (XKqn4)

8 Maybe they'll be thrown under the Bar. With Hillary!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (gqOAX)

9 4 First thing we do, bitches. First. Thing.

Hoist them on their own petards.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (ul9CR)

10 OT : Seattle's Ass-Blasting Mayor resigning tomorrow due to sex allegations.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (9TK8E)

11 DID SOMEBODY SAY, "BAR"!?! WOO HOO!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (O5Q3r)

12 Anyone want to bet a fiver nothing comes from this?

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (ghofu)

13 Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle and a kangaroo all walk into a bar...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (Mouru)

14 'Obscurred By Sonobi' is The Flaming Lips best album.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (C3a3Z)

15 Mills , Kendall and Samuelson walk into a bar review.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (D0r5+)

16 Sounds like a good job for the mouth of the house, one Mr. Trey Gowdy. I understand he likes to talk and talk and talk and talk, etc.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (sf2BM)

17 Does the state of Maryland recognize law?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (YV+SU)

18 The bar cut Hillary off long ago.

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (7n4KQ)

19 I'll believe it when I see it.

And what I believe I will see is "While they acted in an inappropriate manner, their actions do not rise to the level of sanctioning or punishment."

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)

20 Still if Mills et al are disbarred, when a Leftish parrots the Yoga Defense we could now say, "Oh you mean what that ex-lawyer Cheryl Mills said... you know she got disbarred."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (gqOAX)

21 The sad part is that the Maryland bar had to be sued just to get them to investigate a complaint about one of their lawyers.

The 99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad name.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (QQ+il)

22 Pfft.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, with revoked law lcense at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (w1zJX)

23 KERSPLAT!







-is the sound of Hillary being tossed into a van

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (XKqn4)

24 To be clear, I've never had any relations with Hillary.

Posted by: Bar Refaeli at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (+INtM)

25 When you said "Inner circle" I had a brief, involuntary vision of Hillary's syncophants being broken on a Catherine Wheel.

But then I read a bit more and the pleasurable fantasy faded. Better go back to Reality Kings.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (CPk08)

26 The lawyers are Cheryl Mills, David Kendall, and Heather Samuelson.


So they get a six-month suspension. It's just minor collateral damage in the epic Epic of Hilgamesh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (Mouru)

27 13 Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle and a kangaroo all walk into a bar...

And the bartender yells: Hey, I can't serve you in here...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (ul9CR)

28 24 To be clear, I've never had any relations with Hillary.
Posted by: Bar Refaeli

me neither

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (FZYNt)

29 >>>I'll believe it when I see it.

You'll see it when you believe it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (67IiR)

30 She mailed it through her bathroom server -
Protected by her evil goons
But now she sucks her gin and wanders -
By the banks of her own lagoon.

Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Kendall's on the phone to Comey - Huma's on the phone to me

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (HtLSE)

31 #merryfitzmas?

Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (4lzaU)

32 I would imagine a phone call from the WH to the FBI could change this dynamic fairly quickly. Hopefully the WH got something for being above retribution.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (YV+SU)

33 I would dearly love to see Cheryl Mills discarded on the trash heap of history

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (4df7R)

34 The MD bar is going to investigate and punish crooked Dims?

The MD bar is run by crooked Dims.

This is just more kabuki "accountability theater" for the rubes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (BXf9o)

35 SMOD will hit before any of these criminals see justice.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (6Ll1u)

36 So, this is how it ends.

Posted by: That Guy Who Always Says It's Ending at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (2rQlH)

37 ok,

who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?



and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)

38 When will the judge experience Arkancide? You know mysteriously shot in the head no weapon found, Barbell lands on neck, wiped out in front of a Starbucks, suicide, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (iVOAv)

39 And what I believe I will see is "While they acted in an inappropriate manner, their actions do not rise to the level of sanctioning or punishment."
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)



We can assume there was no intent to commit a crime, of that I'm certain.

Posted by: James Comey at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (Mouru)

40 27 13 Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle and a kangaroo all walk into a bar...

And the bartender yells: Hey, I can't serve you in here...

And the kangaroo says...

Posted by: pre-perv Bill Cosby at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (ul9CR)

41 I wonder if the word is "Charge someone with something so this will go away."

Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (uvAuw)

42 You're a naughty boy, Fawlty, don't do it again!!!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (ILitO)

43 and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?

someone who damn sure doesn't want to see her naked Downward Dog.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (QQ+il)

44 It goes without saying that I don't expect this to go anywhere, and I doubt many of you disagree. We've seen this show before, and we know the conclusions are written well ahead of the investigation: The Guild protects its own.

++++

They revoked or suspended or whatever with Bill Clinton's law license.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (pvjTE)

45 CLONK








-is the sound of one of Hillarys shoes hitting the sidewalk

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (XKqn4)

46 >>Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle


What....like, Huma's Wrist Watch?

Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (C3a3Z)

47 Considering that the attorney for the bar association said this was a frivolous complaint, I'm going with no, no, it won't go anywhere.

Posted by: alexthechick - ugly victim apparently at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (mf5HN)

48 They did disbar / suspend Clinton so there is a chance however slight.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (D0r5+)

49 I wonder if the word is "Charge someone with something so this will go away."
Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (uvAuw)



Indeed. The entire situation has become a bit of an embarrassment to me.

Posted by: The American Justice System at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (Mouru)

50 The sad part is that the Maryland bar had to be sued just to get them to investigate a complaint about one of their lawyers.
-------

Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Stephanie Rawlings, Mayor of Baltimore, JD at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (w1zJX)

51 I see some "strongly worded letters of reprimand" coming for some people!
In no uncertain terms! Let that be a lesson to you!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)

52 29
>>>I'll believe it when I see it.



You'll see it when you believe it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (67IiR)

You'll see nothing and like it.

Posted by: Judge Smails at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (tbOMB)

53 ...emails from her secret bathroom server.
............

I always get emails from him, and I thank him for the towel, and apologize for the Taco Bell lunch. No reason to keep him secret though, everybody should have one.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (HgMAr)

54 Nothing you will see.

Posted by: Yoda at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

55 AlextheChick, if they do get sanctioned would this be a sign of SMOD?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (gqOAX)

56 Yet he who has not illegally destroyed evidence cast the first stone

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (EyPfd)

57 Bill Clinton was disbarred and it sure stopped him!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (xJa6I)

58 I see some "strongly worded letters of reprimand" coming for some people!
In no uncertain terms! Let that be a lesson to you!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)



WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF ADJECTIVES!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (Mouru)

59 This kabuki is gonna be WAY better than the earlier kabuki.

Posted by: Kabuki R Us at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (pMGkg)

60 Why is the Gap Band playing in my head?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (67IiR)

61 I'm going to be on the new episodes of 'Bar Rescue.' If I'm drinking there the bar is saved.

Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (bc2Lc)

62 IIRC, Cheryl Mills wasn't even her lawyer, but DOJ just allowed her to be treated as such.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (7HtZB)

63 This kabuki is gonna be WAY better than the earlier kabuki.


It will be the first ever to feature a contortionist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (Mouru)

64 47 Considering that the attorney for the bar association said this was a frivolous complaint, I'm going with no, no, it won't go anywhere.
Posted by: alexthechick - ugly victim apparently at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (mf5HN)

He should recuse himself from any investigation as should any other officer of the Bar that made such a statement. Should being the key word.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (D0r5+)

65 The absolute worse that can happen to them is they get disbarred just like bill clinton did.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (+Dllb)

66 " The sad part is that the Maryland bar had to be sued just to get them to investigate a complaint about one of their lawyers.
-------

Bwahahahaha "

So you can begin to understand the uphill battle we have in the courts as legal firearm owners, wishing to enjoy our Constitutionally recognized rights.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (EyPfd)

67 37 ok,

who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?

and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)


Holy crap, stop it. Just....why would anyone even think about it? Ahhhhh...What's wrong with you?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (CPk08)

68 They revoked or suspended or whatever with Bill Clinton's law license.

____________

That was the Arkansas bar, this is the Maryland bar. Different animals.

MD is, and has long been, run by very corrupt Democrats. And the state bar is no different. Nothing will happen.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (BXf9o)

69 after the R's passed repealing ObamaCare for the 39th time.....


I started to determine the whole thing is fucked and swampy

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (XKqn4)

70 You lit the fuse, I stand accused...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (67IiR)

71 Bill Clinton was disbarred and it sure stopped him!

Learn that "bite your lower lip" trick and you can get away with anything.

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (O5Q3r)

72 This kabuki is gonna be WAY better than the earlier kabuki.

"Actually, I prefer Noh theatre" - Mike Nelson

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)

73 It'll never go anywhere. i'm sure of that. The rules mean nothing except to hold us deplorables to account. Two sets of standards, Two sets of law, Two levels of accountability. That is the way of America. Left over right. Upper over lower classes. The color of your skin over character. Connections over skill. An I am not a SJW just a realists.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (0OmEj)

74 >> the epic Epic of Hilgamesh


LOL

Posted by: Sphynx at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (OZmbA)

75 >>>So, this is how it ends.

Hey, wait a second, pal!

Posted by: Guy who says and so it begins at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (q177U)

76 In an abundance of concern...

Posted by: RioBravo at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (SsblQ)

77 Probably won't go anywhere, but the former President of the United States, Bill Clinton, was disbarred.

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (lKmt3)

78 All the leaking, email hiding, fake accounts to hide identification, weaponizing the IRS, the FBI covering for Hillary, and almost a year later not 1 indictment

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (ghofu)

79 67 37 ok,

who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?

and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)

Holy crap, stop it. Just....why would anyone even think about it? Ahhhhh...What's wrong with you?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (CPk0

She could wear one of those termite fumigation tents as yoga pants

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (7HtZB)

80 Hillz doesn't wear yoga pants so much as yog-sothoth pants.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (HtLSE)

81 72 This kabuki is gonna be WAY better than the earlier kabuki.

"Actually, I prefer Noh theatre" - Mike Nelson
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)


The AoS style guide specifies "bukkake theater".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (CPk08)

82 BRING BACK DECIMATION!!!!

Posted by: The Guy Who Wants to Bring Back Decimation at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (Mouru)

83 72 This kabuki is gonna be WAY better than the earlier kabuki.

"Actually, I prefer Noh theatre" - Mike Nelson
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)

Noh way!

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (7HtZB)

84 40
27 13 Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle and a kangaroo all walk into a bar...



And the bartender yells: Hey, I can't serve you in here...



And the kangaroo says...

Posted by: pre-perv Bill Cosby at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM

----------------

What if I leave the disgusting slime outside?

Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (pMGkg)

85 67 37 ok,

who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?

and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)

Holy crap, stop it. Just....why would anyone even think about it? Ahhhhh...What's wrong with you?
.........................

Better than hot yoga done nekkid

Posted by: Euro at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (H2ZBO)

86 We've got many popes here. He's our first lawyer.

Posted by: just the punchline at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (mJ8mX)

87 *blinks at the yog-sothoth comment*

Thank goodness am an android cat-grrl or would have to roll a saving throw for my sanity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (gqOAX)

88 The AoS style guide specifies "bukkake theater".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut

waiting for Ted Cruz to reply in 3....2....1

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (FZYNt)

89 and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?

someone who damn sure doesn't want to see her naked Downward Dog.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (QQ+il)

+++++

That is the rub, she can't do downward dog,

She can barely walk up stairs with assistance

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (XKqn4)

90 She could wear one of those termite fumigation tents as yoga pants
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (7HtZB)


Wouldn't improve the smell much.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (CPk08)

91 and who thinks Clinton gave a crap about losing his Arkansas law license?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (ILitO)

92 and so it begins .. maybe.. but probably not

Posted by: that guy that always thingks it might be beginning but probably isn't at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (QQ+il)

93 I've seen Hillary Clinton's inner circle and it is not pretty.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Wiener at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (Mouru)

94 Water under the bridge

Posted by: FBI at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (lluOP)

95 Let bygones be bygones

Posted by: FBI at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (lluOP)

96 93 I've seen Hillary Clinton's inner circle and it is not pretty.
Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Wiener

yeah but she got the view close up and personal

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (FZYNt)

97 82
BRING BACK DECIMATION!!!!

Posted by: The Guy Who Wants to Bring Back Decimation at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (Mouru)

And defenestration.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (tbOMB)

98 Nothing will come of the Bar investigation. Lefty? You becha! Probably give Mills an award.

Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (qyZxC)

99 How many R politicians will retire before the 18 election, claiming a need to spend time with family? It's already started.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (6Ll1u)

100 Noh! For the love of Cthulhu's Sanity we do not want Hillary! doing bukkake...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (gqOAX)

101 "Translated to English, this ancient play is entitled, 'Neil Simon's The Sunshine Boys'"

https://youtu.be/Sa-Kx5M-8Ak

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (HtLSE)

102 Bill Clinton was disbarred and it sure stopped him!

Yes, but Bill had his Presidency to trade on. Cheryl Mills and David Kendall don't. Hillary... oh wait, she doesn't either. hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (LAe3v)

103 100 Noh! For the love of Cthulhu's Sanity we do not want Hillary! doing bukkake...

*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

pass

Posted by: Peter North at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (FZYNt)

104 Why can't we just drink and watch porn all day??


....Oh wait.


Never mind.




Posted by: dananjcon at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (WLK0w)

105 100 Noh! For the love of Cthulhu's Sanity we do not want Hillary! doing bukkake...

*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (gqOAX)

That was ol' Webb Hubbell's job.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (9TK8E)

106 Maryland is like, hundreds of miles away, dude.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (LfKZj)

107 Better than hot yoga done nekkid

Posted by: Euro at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (H2ZBO)

*Liked*

Posted by: Ted Cruz' Engorged Staff at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (tbOMB)

108 If this bar investigation involves a chalk line, I can beat it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (Mouru)

109 Weiner > Hillary > Huma

You know you want to see it.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (SsblQ)

110 --
--
That is the rub, she can't do downward dog,



She can barely walk up stairs with assistance
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM

---------------

Her comatose heap is spot on, though.


Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (pMGkg)

111 Bunraku rules; Noh drools!!!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (mJ8mX)

112 who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?

I've heard she's really good at the drunken sloth position.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (LAe3v)

113 "....It goes without saying that I don't expect this to go anywhere, and I doubt many of you disagree. We've seen this show before, and we know the conclusions are written well ahead of the investigation: The Guild protects its own."

Posted by: Ace at 04:17 PM



Which sort of begs the question, why even do this? If you are so arrogant as to think you are insulated from anything, what purpose does it serve this judge to do this? Hey, maybe he/she is a decent person; I have no idea. But if the system is rigged to protect those who control it, and if by extension this judge is a part of it, why do this?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (mbhDw)

114 Of course this looks good, but I've given up on ever hoping one of these types of actions ever results in something. Will it be reviewed and then put to bed?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

115
Better than hot yoga done nekkid
Posted by: Euro at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (H2ZBO)



If only she would wear a face where faces should be found.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (CPk08)

116 I love reviewng bars. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (OD2ni)

117 Dear Hillary!
You really should wash your hands before you leave. And all that splatter in the toilet? You really ought to see a doctor about that. My god woman, it's like something died inside you. And thanks for the 25 cent tip, you cheap bitch.
Amos

Posted by: hILLRY's bathroom server at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (HgMAr)

118 so if Hillary can't do yoga (or walk up stairs)
then she is totally lying about her emails she deleted

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (XKqn4)

119 Her comatose heap is spot on, though.


And it's not that easy to even find a studio that has a bollard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (Mouru)

120 >>But if the system is rigged to protect those who control it, and if by extension this judge is a part of it, why do this?


So they can confidently fend off critics with the fact that they've been cleared of all charges.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (W+vEI)

121 99
How many R politicians will retire before the 18 election, claiming a need to spend time with family? It's already started.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


I don't see the problem here.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (LAe3v)

122 78 All the leaking, email hiding, fake accounts to hide identification, weaponizing the IRS, the FBI covering for Hillary, and almost a year later not 1 indictment
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (ghofu)

+++

Just a daily reminder of how impotent we are and will truly never see justice done.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (7m3t8)

123 Disbar? I like it. I like dis bar. And dis bar. And dat bar, too.

Posted by: hillary at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (tbOMB)

124 99
How many R politicians will retire before the 18 election, claiming a need to spend time with family? It's already started.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

I'm doing the best I can

Posted by: Tumour at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (FZYNt)

125 I used to think Hillary had The Innsmouth Look, but then I realized she was a badly disguised drunk Mi-Go. Kind of disappointing, tbh.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (HtLSE)

126 That is the rub, she can't do downward dog,
_________________

I'd bet my house she can't even bend over and touch her own toes.

All that crap about her yoga schedule was such nonsense. Everything about this woman is so phony; she even makes up an exercise routine to try and make herself look hip and current.

Ooooooh, Gwynnie Paltrow and all those other celebs are always photographed toting around their yoga mats, so I'll tell the rubes that I do yoga too!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (BXf9o)

127 The Guild protects its own.
---
Parphrased from FBN (Judge Neopoliteano?) today:
'Nothing will happen. There is an unwritten rule to never prosecute your predecessor. Doing so would set a precedent.'

Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (JFpNs)

128 All the leaking, email hiding, fake accounts to hide identification, weaponizing the IRS, the FBI covering for Hillary, and almost a year later not 1 indictment

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (ghofu)



Oh, quit yer complaining and take solace in the knowledge that Planned Parenthood still has full federal funding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (Mouru)

129 >>who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?


She's a champion napper, that's her real athletic skill (per her aides).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (W+vEI)

130 TBH though, there are many different kinds of Yoga including stuff like "laughter yoga" where nobody is doing poses, just laughing or whatever. And of course tantra. She could be referring to anything.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (lluOP)

131 Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle and a kangaroo all walk into a bar...

And the bartender yells: Hey, I can't serve you in here...


The Kangaroo hops over and orders a beer anyway. Two women with foreign accents say, "Hey didn't you hear the man? He can't serve you here."
The kangaroo says, "What nice accents. Are you ladies from Scotland?"
The women reply, "No, Wales, and he still can't serve you." The kangaroo stares at them and finally says, "Well if he can serve you two Whales he can serve a kangaroo."

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (2rQlH)

132 I thought the Gipper was the Napper?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (gqOAX)

133
Maybe they'll be thrown under the Bar. With Hillary!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM


Limbo!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (IqV8l)

134 Possibility of anything coming of this is 0.00001pct.

But you gotta be in it to win it.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (9A6UB)

135 Bill Clinton was disbarred and it sure stopped him!

Learn that "bite your lower lip" trick and you can get away with anything.
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua
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Also, hold a Bible. And, assure the public that you are receiving 'spiritual guidance' from the Rev. Jesse Jackson.

Posted by: Stephanie Rawlings, Mayor of Baltimore, JD at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (w1zJX)

136
I'd bet my house she can't even bend over and touch her own toes.

All that crap about her yoga schedule was such nonsense. Everything about this woman is so phony; she even makes up an exercise routine to try and make herself look hip and current.

Ooooooh, Gwynnie Paltrow and all those other celebs are always photographed toting around their yoga mats, so I'll tell the rubes that I do yoga too!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (BXf9o)

+++

I'm thinking she's not much of a cookie baker either.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (7m3t8)

137 Yikes!
/Rawlings sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (w1zJX)

138 That is the rub, she can't do downward dog,


She did twitching witch and flailing meatsack on 9/11.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 04:38 PM (tbOMB)

139 Billy Jeff got sanctioned.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (hCno/)

140 105 100 Noh! For the love of Cthulhu's Sanity we do not want Hillary! doing bukkake...

*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (gqOAX)


This is how the gate is opened.

Ygnaiih thflthkh'ngha Yog-Sothoth! Y'bthnk h'ehye-n'grkdl'lh.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (CPk08)

141 All that crap about her yoga schedule was such nonsense. Everything about this woman is so phony; she even makes up an exercise routine to try and make herself look hip and current.
------------

Hot sauce.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (w1zJX)

142 Does the state of Maryland recognize law?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (YV+SU)

Apparently, yes since the person ordering the review said they were *required* to investigate any complaints. Surprising isn't it?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (rp9xB)

143 Do yoga Hillary cannot.

Posted by: Yoga at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (IqV8l)

144 She sure can plank.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (ATVNj)

145 She did twitching witch and flailing meatsack on 9/11.


No, I believe that was moribund sack of potatoes.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)

146 141 Hot sauce.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (w1zJX)

No wayyyyyyys taaaaaaahhhhhhhhred.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (9TK8E)

147 >>>The AoS style guide specifies "bukkake theater".

That's the old style.
New style is Sonobi Theater.
More consistent and greater coverage!

Posted by: wooga at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (8TQ1K)

148 OT
17yo Christian student is beaten to death in Pakistan by moslem classmates after drinking from same glass as one of them

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (XKqn4)

149 I'm thinking her Yoga lessons mostly consisted of learning to steal pic-a-nic baskets.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (ILitO)

150 All that crap about her yoga schedule was such nonsense. Everything about this woman is so phony; she even makes up an exercise routine to try and make herself look hip and current.
------------

Hot sauce.

------------

Tanga-style Depends

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (Mouru)

151 Call me when someone suffers a consequence for their actions.......

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (xttKs)

152 Which sort of begs the question, why even do this?

+++

You know how if you get paid you look at the stub and you see how everyone got their beak wet? And then all the bill collectors and whatever until you have ten bucks left for the next week, which your kids take?

OK wait I forgot where I was going

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (lluOP)

153 And of course tantra. She could be referring to anything.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (lluOP)



SO MUCH FLAMETHROWING

ALL THE FLAMETHROWING

Posted by: alexthechick - off passive aggressive sock. for the moment at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (mf5HN)

154 The Obama Administration - Scandal Free.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha gasp, gasp Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, gasp, thud.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (3acYM)

155 And then Gorilla Pundit says, "With prices like these, you're not likely to get many more." Then he double-kicks a kangaroo who's been bothering him in the nuts.

Posted by: just the punchline at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (mJ8mX)

156 Ygnaiih thflthkh'ngha Yog-Sothoth! Y'bthnk h'ehye-n'grkdl'lh.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
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What the hell?

Posted by: Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmanistan at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (w1zJX)

157 who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?

I've heard she's really good at the drunken sloth position.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (LAe3v)
............

also she seems to have mastered the Downward Van Posture

Posted by: hILLRY's bathroom server at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (HgMAr)

158 141
All that crap about her yoga schedule was such nonsense. Everything
about this woman is so phony; she even makes up an exercise routine to
try and make herself look hip and current.

------------



Hot sauce.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service


Okay, that was probably fake, but there's no way the Scooby Van wasn't 100% authentic. It's so delightfully whimsical you just know it had to be her.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (LAe3v)

159 sack of potatoes.
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)
++++

that's not fair to potatos


more like a burlap bag of steer manure

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (XKqn4)

160 Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (2rQlH)

Golf clap. Nicely punchlined.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (ul9CR)

161 Okay, that was probably fake, but there's no way the Scooby Van wasn't 100% authentic. It's so delightfully whimsical you just know it had to be her.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (LAe3v)



But the peons weren't supposed to see that. Thank God for that guy who filmed it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (493sH)

162 What the hell?
Posted by: Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmanistan at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (w1zJX)


Just some Armenian. We take care of it.

Posted by: Recep Tayyip Erdogan at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (CPk08)

163 How many R politicians will retire before the 18 election, claiming a need to spend time with family? It's already started.

***
The Deep State knows they can do *anything* now and no one will call them on it thanks to Slumber'n Sessions so they will do *anything* and reap the benefits.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (eSx+E)

164 that's not fair to potatos


more like a burlap bag of steer manure
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (XKqn4)


GFY

Posted by: The National Action Front for Bag of Steer Manure Pride at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (Mouru)

165 I'll bet a fin she had no idea what a "Scooby Van" even referred to.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:44 PM (ul9CR)

166 Then he double-kicks a kangaroo who's been bothering him in the nuts.
____________________________________

I'm confused. Does GP double kick the kangaroo in the nuts?

Or is the kangaroo bothering GP in the nuts?

Posted by: Dangling Participle at September 12, 2017 04:44 PM (ATVNj)

167 can you say pinata ?
Someone has to take the fall for Bammy

Posted by: Schloss owner operator at September 12, 2017 04:44 PM (S1WrL)

168 Where's the photos of Hillary in downward facing dog?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 04:45 PM (eAMlh)

169
No wayyyyyyys taaaaaaahhhhhhhhred.
Posted by: Hikaru
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*cough*
*cough*
*cough, cough, cough*
*spit*

Bark, bark...bark, bark, bark!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:45 PM (w1zJX)

170 I think someone already referenced this...but shit.

It's perfect.

Specially if you watch Game of Thrones.


https://reason.com/blog/2017/09/12/hillary-clinton-cersei-what-happened

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 04:45 PM (EyPfd)

171 51 I see some "strongly worded letters of reprimand" coming for some people!
In no uncertain terms! Let that be a lesson to you!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)
========
I remember the srongly worded letter from the SCOTUS to the POTUS.

Which makes me think of:
"The Pellet with the Poisen...in the Vessel with the Trestle"


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 12, 2017 04:45 PM (qyZxC)

172 GFY
Posted by: The National Action Front for Bag of Steer Manure Pride at September 12

.......


dude, do not go there!

Posted by: Heiffer Manure Local #8759 at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (XKqn4)

173 159 sack of potatoes.
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)
++++

that's not fair to potatos


more like a burlap bag of steer manure
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (XKqn4)

Hefty bag full of mango pulp

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (7HtZB)

174 *strongly

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (qyZxC)

175 Where's the photos of Hillary in downward facing dog?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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I think there are some of 'Downward Facing Slab of Meat'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (w1zJX)

176 I'd probably beat a Pakistani what drank out of my cup too. Not because Pakistani really but because I'm a germophobe and shit I've stabbed hands with forks before and they were friends

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (lluOP)

177 10
OT : Seattle's Ass-Blasting Mayor resigning tomorrow due to sex allegations.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (9TK8E)

While admitting no wrongdoing, he says he is resigning to spend more time with his kids.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 04:47 PM (tbOMB)

178 I think Hillary used the Scooby van when she wanted to go scooby diving. It's like yoga when immersed in liquid.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:47 PM (ILitO)

179 I think there are some of 'Downward Facing Slab of Meat'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017

....

mostly fat more likely

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:47 PM (XKqn4)

180 While admitting no wrongdoing, he says he is resigning to spend more time with his kids.
___________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa. . .

Posted by: The Mayor's Kids at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (ATVNj)

181 I'm confused. Does GP double kick the kangaroo in the nuts?

Or is the kangaroo bothering GP in the nuts?
Posted by: Dangling Participle
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Ambiguous antecedent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (w1zJX)

182 A kangaroo walks into a bar where everyone knows his name and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says ' Sorry Joey, you're to young to be served alcohol'

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (D0r5+)

183 she practices Yoga all the time. Eye Yoga.
OK, cross, uncross, stretch, stretch, look at the birds!
OK now, eyes on the ground, eyes on the birds.
No, no, no, I said eyes... not eye!

Posted by: hILLRY's bathroom server at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

184 The Scooby Van! Such a delightful example of how spontaneous and friendly my Mom is! I have such great memories of that!

Posted by: It's Chelsea! at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (CPk08)

185 >>>That is the rub, she can't do downward dog,

She can do it, she just does it really, really fast.

Posted by: Guy who says and so it begins at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (q177U)

186 17yo Christian student is beaten to death in Pakistan by moslem classmates after drinking from same glass as one of them

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (XKqn4)


Once we have enough muz in this country, we'll soon see why this is a truly necessary religious observance and thus above reproach.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 04:49 PM (gwPgz)

187 I wonder if it is a DC bar, and if so, whether it is a private club, a public bistro, or some roadhouse she sneaks off to...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:49 PM (zSVEm)

188 160 Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (2rQlH)

Golf clap. Nicely punchlined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


Thanks, I had to work for that one.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 12, 2017 04:49 PM (2rQlH)

189 that would be funny:
"The mayor, who has been accused of pedophilia, announced today that he was resigning in order to spend more tie with his kids."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:50 PM (ILitO)

190 The sad thing is this is standard operating procedure. The fact that "we" all sit around that say "I expect nothign to come of this" is a BIG problem. It goes back to my attitude when I thought Spill might win - I don't care about good or bad, right or wrong, legal or illegal - I just want in on what you got. If Spill can compromise National Security and get away scott free, I want to be able to do it and skate, too.

People will follow the law, any law, so long as its evenly applied. When you see a select group gettin' a pass on serious shit, the thoughts of ignoring laws both big and small gains traction. Look doomsday spending - if I'm in debt $100,000, what's another $2,000? Oh, the feds do that too, with Trillions.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at September 12, 2017 04:50 PM (i6shs)

191 148 OT
17yo Christian student is beaten to death in Pakistan by moslem classmates after drinking from same glass as one of them
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (XKqn4)

=======
Sounds about right.
Religion of peace and all that.
But hey...he started it. Appropriated their glass.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 12, 2017 04:50 PM (qyZxC)

192 Call me skeptical but this will go nowhere...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (O2RFr)

193 Why is the Gap Band playing in my head?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (67IiR)

Because the Gap Band was awesome.

Posted by: troyriser at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (Fw5cQ)

194 The Deep State knows they can do *anything* now and no one will call
them on it thanks to Slumber'n Sessions so they will do *anything* and
reap the benefits.
---

You are very cynical.

I like that.

And...I agree.

/so far, "lie detectors," "Awan brothers/DWS," "DNC hack," "unmasking," and so on have all just be kabuki for the masses.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (aT+Bx)

195 I think it would be hilarious to watch the media insist Hillary is spectacular in yoga pants. And you know they would.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (eAMlh)

196 Ah, Maryland...

Where repeatedly refusing to comply with court orders nets you nothing. Where a judge can declare he'll ignore the 1st Amendment...

They'll skate.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (s8BBa)

197 Sonobi Valley. Great wine country.

Posted by: RI Red - making another list at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (GyrKe)

198 I've seen fire and I've seen rain

Posted by: Guy Who's Seen Fire and Rain at September 12, 2017 04:52 PM (uVd6p)

199 Stories like this one are pure Sonobi political fiction.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, President In Waiting at September 12, 2017 04:52 PM (LISuA)

200 Can you believe that politicians say one thing to get elected, and then do the opposite in Washington?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (6Ll1u)

201 You dropped a bomb on me.

Early in the morning.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (ATVNj)

202 what a barrister the world is losing in me.

Posted by: Cheryl Mills at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (nFwvY)

203 186 17yo Christian student is beaten to death in Pakistan by moslem classmates after drinking from same glass as one of them

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (XKqn4)

Once we have enough muz in this country, we'll soon see why this is a truly necessary religious observance and thus above reproach.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 04:49 PM (gwPgz)

Just Muslims being Muslims... their actions werein conformity to the tenets of their faith... and people in the West are shocked and surprised...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (zSVEm)

204 I bought Trump's Art of the Deal and Milo's Dangerous today, my own form of resistance vs Hillary's book coming out today. Thru Ace's Amazon portal of course.

What is the best way to check book stats on Amazon?

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (hvf9s)

205 I've seen fire and I've seen rain
Posted by: Guy Who's Seen Fire and Rain
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I've seen Sunni days that I thought would never end.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (w1zJX)

206 Hilary Clinton is a wart on the body politic, but Democrats (and their GOPe acolytes) protect her servants.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (LISuA)

207 205 I've seen fire and I've seen rain
Posted by: Guy Who's Seen Fire and Rain
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I've seen Sunni days that I thought would never end.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (w1zJX)

Cat Stevens, is that you?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:55 PM (zSVEm)

208 201 You dropped a bomb on me.

Early in the morning.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (ATVNj)



Risin' to the street.

Light me up that cigarrette and I strap shoes on my feet.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 04:56 PM (z/Ubi)

209 The moderate Muslims are keeping an eye out for backlash.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2017 04:56 PM (uVd6p)

210 Covfefe.

Posted by: Sonobi at September 12, 2017 04:56 PM (ATVNj)

211 Cat Stevens, is that you?
Posted by: kraken
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I assume you mean Yusef Islam.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:56 PM (w1zJX)

212 200 Can you believe that politicians say one thing to get elected, and then do the opposite in Washington?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (6Ll1u)

+++
Makes me really wonder what type of family man Paul Ryan is. Is he a loyal husband? Does he honor his promises to his kids? Is he true to his word? Just can't believe you can be a total scumbag in only one direction but not another.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (7m3t8)

213 On reflection, I honestly don't know if Cat Stevens, aka Yusef Islam, is Sunni or Shia...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (zSVEm)

214 37 ok,

who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?



and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)


Huma? Perhaps for the "toe" look?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (jxbfJ)

215 Sonobi.

Posted by: Covfefe at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (ATVNj)

216 Karma is hooey.
Oh, actions do have consequences, I suppose. When you look at it statistically, certain behaviors yield better results than others.

But when it comes to Justice, it only occasionally happens in this world, especially when you're talking about the rich and powerful. It all came crashing down for Herr Hitler but how many other mass murderers died naturally at a ripe age? And how many good men --- including the One that Christians believe was perfect --- were tortured in agony?

There is scarcely anything more satisfying than to see Justice when it does happen though. I saw that last November when the Bitch, who I believed would win, was denied the only thing that mattered to her. I was convinced that all of her lies and crimes would bring her the ultimate prize. And miraculously (?) it didn't.

So when I see all of these scoundrels walk, I console myself with that one great moment.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (0jtPF)

217 If you can bukkake with your baby,
Baby you can bukkake with me

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (67IiR)

218 How come they don't name hurricanes with Arabic names?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (ATVNj)

219 Now THIS is the kind of 'What Happened?' I'd be interested in finding out about.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (/qEW2)

220 lol

61% of Americans think hillary should retire, and GP has story of Lara Loomer trolling hillary and huma at her book signing about missing email, huma's pedo husband, etc.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (tbOMB)

221 So, who's on your rock star dead pool? I can't believe Ozzy is still around.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (6Ll1u)

222 --
--
On reflection, I honestly don't know if Cat Stevens, aka Yusef Islam, is Sunni or Shia...


Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM

---------------

Did 4chan steal his flag?

Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (pMGkg)

223 218 Ah,you reminded me.I saw a magazine cover "Aziz Ansari Hits Paris".I thought that was in poor taste.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 04:59 PM (rmVvL)

224 Now you're messing with a Sonobi bitch.

Posted by: Nazareth at September 12, 2017 04:59 PM (2wRtc)

225 Hill sez those darn old Voter ID laws contributed to her defeat.

The DEMs will keep on trying: no voter ID; no electoral college; automatic voter registration, etc., until national elections are just as meaningful as elections in California.

Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 04:59 PM (qyZxC)

226 That guy is just not funny but he is a muslim so they will push him as a big star.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 04:59 PM (rmVvL)

227 195 I think it would be hilarious to watch the media insist Hillary is spectacular in yoga pants. And you know they would.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (eAMlh)


This is 'spectacular" in a similar manner:

https://youtu.be/xJD8MT1Jfs8

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 05:00 PM (CPk08)

228 Epic of Hilgamesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM

Totally stealing that.

Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at September 12, 2017 05:00 PM (p+Wdc)

229 Nothing to see here.. move along.. move along..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2017 05:01 PM (so+oy)

230 Can they name a hurricane Muhammad?

They named a boxer Muhammad?

Why not a hurricane?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:01 PM (ATVNj)

231 206 Hilary Clinton is a wart on the body politic, but Democrats (and their GOPe acolytes) protect her servants.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (LISuA)


Hard chancre. Not wart.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 05:01 PM (CPk08)

232 >>>So, who's on your rock star dead pool? I can't believe Ozzy is still around.

Fats Domino

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (67IiR)

233 RHAC, Dammit!!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (2mC6G)

234 "So, who's on your rock star dead pool?"

All of them.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (sf2BM)

235 --
--

How come they don't name hurricanes with Arabic names?





Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM

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They're all named after Cat Stevens.
Cat 3, Cat 4...

Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (pMGkg)

236 Can you imagine the headline.

"Muhammad Hammers Corpus Christi".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (ATVNj)

237 Seattle's Ass-Blasting Mayor resigning tomorrow due to sex allegations.

Ed "Creepy" Murray's out?

*happy dance*

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (jhqr1)

238 Hey guys. I'm alive. Power was out for just under 12 hours. Internet and cell went down yesterday. Internet is still down and cell reception/data are intermittent. Not much in terms of damage - a few missing shingles and some minor water infiltration got a bit of my living room floor. Other than that, in good shape. The winners - Duke Energy who got power back up like a boss. The losers - AT&T and Brighthouse.

Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, and I hope all other FL 'rons and 'ettes are doing well.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)

239
They're all named after Cat Stevens.
Cat 3, Cat 4...

____________________________

So noted.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (ATVNj)

240 Can they name a hurricane Muhammad?


They named a boxer Muhammad?


Why not a hurricane?
===

Nothing like a good steaming Muhammad after coffee and my daily constitutional.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (2wRtc)

241 Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)

+++

Good to hear! Was worried about you and your squalls.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (7m3t8)

242
Ooh. Gap Band references. I approve.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

243 At this point I will be satisfied to watch Hillary waste away until her foundation sets up the urinal that I plan to buy a ticket to piss upon.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (QMqEu)

244 Fire and Rain: Cat Stevens?
WTF? Young whippersnappers.

James Taylor!

Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (JFpNs)

245 Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, and I hope all other FL 'rons and 'ettes are doing well.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)


Glad you made it.

Boil your drinking water. Good luck.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (CPk08)

246 Is he a loyal husband? Does he honor his promises to his kids? Is he true to his word? Just can't believe you can be a total scumbag in only one direction but not another.
Posted by: washrivergal


Daddy did the stupid Freedom people try to vote for something again? Is the Tea Party going to make you go out of town with your aide again? Mommy cries a lot.

Posted by: Paul Ryan's Kids at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (2rQlH)

247 238 Hey guys. I'm alive. Power was out for just under 12 hours. Internet and cell went down yesterday. Internet is still down and cell reception/data are intermittent. Not much in terms of damage - a few missing shingles and some minor water infiltration got a bit of my living room floor. Other than that, in good shape. The winners - Duke Energy who got power back up like a boss. The losers - AT&T and Brighthouse.

Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, and I hope all other FL 'rons and 'ettes are doing well.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)



Is your wife ok?

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)

248 Duke Energy who got power back up like a boss. The losers - AT&T and Brighthouse.

Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, and I hope all other FL 'rons and 'ettes are doing well.
Posted by: Insomniac
------------

*fistbump*

Duke Energy did the same here. The Progs hate them...while the power is on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (w1zJX)

249 Can they name a hurricane Muhammad?

They named a boxer Muhammad?

Why not a hurricane?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot



Hurricane Humps Goat Ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (FeRav)

250 Wait, wasn't Duke a racist? I hope people refuse to use that electricity and instead sit there in the dark.

Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (9S69S)

251 Hey babe, you want bukakke? Bukakke kakke kakke with meeeeeeeee.

--John Hartford

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (qecJ3)

252 Hey guys. I'm alive. Power was out for just under 12 hours.
===

Great to hear, Som!

Keep us updated on your looter body count - winging them is only half a point.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (2wRtc)

253 Good to hear! Was worried about you and your squalls.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (7m3t

Much appreciated. I was involuntarily incommunicado. I still can't make phone calls.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (cJiNU)

254 >>> GP has story of Lara Loomer trolling hillary and huma at her book signing about missing email, huma's pedo husband, etc.

The video of her trolling Hill and Huma is loltastic! I'm not usually a fan of secondhand embarrassment but it is well deserved. Though I'm not sure Hillary is capable of shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=333kJZQw0wY

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (hvf9s)

255 227 195 I think it would be hilarious to watch the media insist Hillary is spectacular in yoga pants. And you know they would.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (eAMlh)

Kind of like putting Michelle the Mooch on the best dressed list but not Melania

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 05:06 PM (O2RFr)

256 244 Fire and Rain: Cat Stevens?
WTF? Young whippersnappers.

James Taylor!
Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (JFpNs)

Isn't he the guy who croons to terrorists, for world peace or something?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:06 PM (zSVEm)

257 Is your wife ok?
Posted by: buzzion
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Oh, good point.
How is Barbara?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:06 PM (w1zJX)

258 Heck of a honeymoon, Mr. Insomniac

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (uVd6p)

259 >>>So, who's on your rock star dead pool? I can't believe Ozzy is still around.

Jerry Lee Lewis will make it another year just to avoid getting confused with that fruity spaz. Probably die trying to get into Graceland to shoot Elvis, except he's at the Gas n Sip in a scooter. Or it will be like Bubba Ho Tep.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (67IiR)

260 247

........"

Is your wife ok?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)

Ah....

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (zSVEm)

261 Sonobi.

Posted by: Covfefe at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (ATVNj)

Bigly.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (HgMAr)

262 255>>>

Mooch in her freaking "Romulan Ambassador" coat...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (qecJ3)

263 >>> Is he a loyal husband? Does he honor his promises to his kids? Is he true to his word? Just can't believe you can be a total scumbag in only one direction but not another. Posted by: washrivergal

Say what you will about my loyalty, but at least *I* never miss leg day!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (hvf9s)

264 Sonobi.

I missed a lot .. What is this?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (O2RFr)

265 Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)


Is your wife ok?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)

She swam away with some Italian sea lion.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (cJiNU)

266 264 Sonobi.

I missed a lot .. What is this?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (O2RFr)


The advert in the left margin that looks like a homepage takeover.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

267 Is it okay to call Michelle O a wookie, or not?... Is Romulan OK? How about Klingon?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (zSVEm)

268 17yo Christian student is beaten to death in Pakistan by moslem classmates after drinking from same glass as one of them

Some poor 8yr old Jewish kid walking home alone got the sh*t kicked out of him in NE London yesterday. Right in the middle of a nice residential neighborhood.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (jhqr1)

269 Off, sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (p+Wdc)

270 I suspect that the entire Hillary Case hasnt gone away, its just that the wheels turn so slowly and terribly its going to feel like that

She swam away with some Italian sea lion.

Ah, the Paolo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)

271 Jacksonville is underwater. Worst flooding since 1846. Riverside area near St. Vincent's and the Landings hit hard.

My folks are safe but still camping out in their place with no power.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (2wRtc)

272 238 Hey guys. I'm alive.....
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)
-------------------------
Hallelujah!

Did you manage to pick up anything at the store?!? athletic shoes? booze? wide-screen TV?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (0jtPF)

273 She swam away with some Italian sea lion.
Posted by: Insomniac
----------

I should have warned you, man. Those Florida 'tees can't be trusted.

Posted by: Doug Kershaw at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (w1zJX)

274 230 Can they name a hurricane Muhammad?

They named a boxer Muhammad?

Why not a hurricane?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:01 PM (ATVNj)

They should name every hurricane "George"!

Posted by: George Foreman at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (7HtZB)

275 @225 "The DEMs will keep on trying: no voter ID; no electoral college; automatic voter registration, etc., until national elections are just as meaningful as elections in California. mnw"

When you represent the criminal class, all opposition has a "disparate impact" on your constituency.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (QtQaN)

276 265 Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)


Is your wife ok?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)

She swam away with some Italian sea lion.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (cJiNU)


Could he balance a beach ball on his nose? Clap for fish?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (zSVEm)

277 271 Jacksonville is underwater. Worst flooding since 1846. Riverside area near St. Vincent's and the Landings hit hard.

My folks are safe but still camping out in their place with no power.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (2wRtc)


+++

That's bad. Good luck to them.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (7m3t8)

278 She. Powered. Through!

Posted by: Best Tracks of 2016 at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (HtRsM)

279 Isn't he the guy who croons to terrorists, for world peace or something?
Posted by: kraken
---
I think John F'n Kerry pulled him out for a special 'healing' after one of those EU incidents...

Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (JFpNs)

280 It's bonus content, you ingrates!

Posted by: Sonobi Corp. at September 12, 2017 05:12 PM (PMkYS)

281 Laura Loomer trolling hillary and huma at her book signing about missing email, huma's pedo husband, etc.

Video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=333kJZQw0wY

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 05:12 PM (jhqr1)

282 Can they name a hurricane Muhammad?

"They should name it Carter!"
-Bob Dylan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:12 PM (39g3+)

283 Is it okay to call Michelle O a wookie, or not?... Is Romulan OK? How about Klingon?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (zSVEm)
.............

Nope. But she does bear a remarkable resemblance to a creature rumored to inhabit the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 12, 2017 05:12 PM (HgMAr)

284 Yeah, by the time the case is finalized she'll be like the senile old Nazi camp guards who were incapable of realizing they were on trial.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:13 PM (ATVNj)

285 Nothing will happen here precisely because Jimmy Drama and Lynch let it happen. There won't ever be an adverse legal finding against these Clinton lawyers the way that Bill was found guilty of perjury.

If you care about legal process this outcome is outrageous.

Jimmy Drama and Lynch should be hung, drawn and quartered.

Jimmy Drama is the better target because he no longer has any political support.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 05:13 PM (SIY7D)

286 Some poor 8yr old Jewish kid walking home alone got the sh*t kicked out of him in NE London yesterday. Right in the middle of a nice residential neighborhood.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (jhqr1)


Yeah, but that's anti-Zionism, not anti-Semitism. So it's OK.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (CPk08)

287 "Actually, I prefer Noh theatre" - Mike Nelson
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)

Noh way!
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (7HtZB)

Noh Noh Nanette was the best show ever.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (2NqXo)

288 Her comatose heap is spot on, though.


Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (pMGkg)

And her her heap big comatose spot is heap spot on, Kimo Sabe.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (QMqEu)

289 "Reed takes a dialogue-based approach to conflict resolution..." Yep, as usual: no matter how ignorantly uninformed, "every voice has a place in our dialogue." No. It shouldn't, when that "voice" consists of screeching and shouting over opinions that make stupid-voice uncomfortable. As these jackasses become less and less marginalized and mainstream, it's going to take a fist-based approach to conflict resolution in order to allow the intelligent voices to be heard.

Posted by: MSTisdale at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (/z8es)

290 Sonobi is China, AoS is Nepal.... this incursion cannot stand!

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (zSVEm)

291 You know, when Hillary called it the "godforsaken electoral college," that made no sense to me --- until I realized she was using "godforsaken" as a sort of euphemism for "goddamned."

Which is what leftists think about the Constitution as a whole.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (0jtPF)

292 Yeah, by the time the case is finalized she'll be like the senile old Nazi camp guards who were incapable of realizing they were on trial.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
-----------

I recall one who was deemed to be 'Too old and sick' to be executed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (w1zJX)

293 I HAVE THE CONCH!!

Posted by: Reed College Administrator at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (QQ+il)

294 When Hillary Clinton was tossed into a van like a side of beef, little did anybody know that her yoga instructor and pizza delivery gal were about to hammer her with a large extra pepperoni.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (D0riW)

295 That's bad. Good luck to them.

Posted by: washrivergal
===

The Hyatt Regency Riverfront ( where FOX keeps reporting from) already had a giant sinkhole open up next door two years ago, and had removed a whole section of sidewalk in front of the hotel to be repaired this year. It's now under between 3-6 feet of water, depending on the tide.

The city had talked about turning the place into a marina. Guess Irma made the decision for them.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:16 PM (2wRtc)

296 The electoral college is probably the only thing that has prevented a Civil War...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:16 PM (zSVEm)

297 Michelle OBama's fashion sense was obviously influenced by Carol Burnett and her famous skit with the curtain dress.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)

298 I recall one who was deemed to be 'Too old and sick' to be executed.
_____________________________________

The ultimate irony, Mike, since the Nazis killed the old and sick first in the camps.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:17 PM (ATVNj)

299 Nothing like a good steaming Muhammad after coffee and my daily constitutional.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (2wRtc)

In our house, anything wrapped in bacon is a bin laden. Water chestnut bin ladens are especially good.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:17 PM (2NqXo)

300 little did anybody know that her yoga instructor and pizza delivery gal were about to hammer her with a large extra pepperoni.


Ah, Pizza Girl III: Anchovies please.

Posted by: Reed College Administrator at September 12, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

301 Some poor 8yr old Jewish kid walking home alone got the sh*t kicked out of him in NE London yesterday. Right in the middle of a nice residential neighborhood.

Will no one hear our cries? Between this and the Paki Christian, how much backlash can we look out for?

Posted by: Moderate Muslims at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (uVd6p)

302 I have a degree from the Electoral College.







Signed by College President Sonobi.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (ATVNj)

303 The ultimate irony, Mike, since the Nazis killed the old and sick first in the camps.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
---------

Curiously, the 'Antifa' have the same plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (w1zJX)

304 271 Jacksonville is underwater. Worst flooding since 1846. Riverside area near St. Vincent's and the Landings hit hard.

My folks are safe but still camping out in their place with no power.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (2wRtc)

Yeah, I heard they had some bad storm surge up that way. Glad they're safe. God bless 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (cJiNU)

305 Hidamesh, as she leaves the poker table at her local casino: "I would have been seen as a genius-- if I won"

Just Sonobi, baby. You lost.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 05:19 PM (LISuA)

306 177 10
OT : Seattle's Ass-Blasting Mayor resigning tomorrow due to sex allegations.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (9TK8E)

While admitting no wrongdoing, he says he is resigning to spend more time with his kids.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 04:47 PM (tbOMB)

Those kids wont diddle themselves.

Posted by: Hizzoner, I mean, Hizzonim Mayor of Seattle at September 12, 2017 05:19 PM (QMqEu)

307 Alex!!!!!!!

Any word from Brent in Jacksonville?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:19 PM (EyPfd)

308 Mortimer - Sad to hear it, they have my thoughts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (w1zJX)

309 Yeah, by the time the case is finalized she'll be like the senile old Nazi camp guards who were incapable of realizing they were on trial.

That's kind of what I expect, yeah. Like those mafia trials where the dons are on oxygen and 112 years old

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (39g3+)

310
Six, no, wait,...seven kitties rescued from an unusual place:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWFb3FAGXU

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (RUEW6)

311 304

271 Jacksonville is underwater. Worst flooding since 1846. Riverside area near St. Vincent's and the Landings hit hard.

My folks are safe but still camping out in their place with no power.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (2wRtc)

Yeah, I heard they had some bad storm surge up that way. Glad they're safe. God bless 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (cJiNU)

Are they blaming Climate Change 11!!1 down there?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (zSVEm)

312 Cheryl Mills in particular is an old hand at 'losing' inconvenient documents and facts. Really, I don't see how she remembers her name, she's said "I don't recall" so many times.

And she has Shredders-R-Us on speed dial.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (0ogQG)

313 291 You know, when Hillary called it the "godforsaken electoral college," that made no sense to me --- until I realized she was using "godforsaken" as a sort of euphemism for "goddamned."

Which is what leftists think about the Constitution as a whole.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (0jtPF)

+++

I believe the devil himself blows air into her lungs.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (7m3t8)

314 287 "Actually, I prefer Noh theatre" - Mike Nelson
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)

Noh way!
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (7HtZB)

Noh Noh Nanette was the best show ever.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (2NqXo)

As long as there's Noh math...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

315 Worst flooding since 1846
.....


they had global warming in 1846?

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (XKqn4)

316 How many leftist leaders now have been shamed out of office or revealed as kiddy diddling scum now? This keeps coming out.

I mean... its disgusting to be a guy who goes to rest areas and signals availablilty to queers but children?? When are we gonna get wide stance jokes about these scum?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:21 PM (39g3+)

317 They should name every hurricane "George"!

Posted by: George Foreman at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (7HtZB)


+++++

thread winner?

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:21 PM (XKqn4)

318 Thanks Som and Mike. They are tough. They'll be fine.


Any word from Brent in Jacksonville?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I think Alex said they were "EATING DRUNKEN MIDGETS AT THE JAGUARDOME."

I may have read it wrong.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (2wRtc)

319 Backlash sock off

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (uVd6p)

320 310
Six, no, wait,...seven kitties rescued from an unusual place:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWFb3FAGXU

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice!
_________________________________

President Trump's rhetoric is responsible for this pussy grabbing in the sewer.


Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (ATVNj)

321 Did you manage to pick up anything at the store?!? athletic shoes? booze? wide-screen TV?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (0jtPF)

Top-shelf liquor and a new sound system. Winning!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (cJiNU)

322 315 Worst flooding since 1846
.....


they had global warming in 1846?

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (XKqn4)
=========================

this is the worst Global Warming since 1846!

Posted by: John McVain, ProtoDemocrat at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (LISuA)

323 The only time Hillary takes a walk in the woods is a patio midnight walk to meet her coven for some naked dancing in the moonlight.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (HBPrJ)

324 321 Did you manage to pick up anything at the store?!? athletic shoes? booze? wide-screen TV?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (0jtPF)

Top-shelf liquor and a new sound system. Winning!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (cJiNU)

Better than my week. Good on you!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (xJa6I)

325 And I would be lacking if I don't mention that Alex Jones says Trump is being drugged, from his diet coke and iced tea. Just like Reagan was.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)

326 I was born in Jacksonville, and it wasn't flooded when I left in 1966 so this isn't my fault.

Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2017 05:24 PM (Sfs6o)

327 313---I believe the devil himself blows air into her lungs.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (7m3t
----------------------
Yes--the Father of Lies.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:24 PM (0jtPF)

328 Are they blaming Climate Change 11!!1 down there?
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (zSVEm)

I haven't had much access to news or anything, but I'm sure the usual cast of jagoffs is frothing at the mouth about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:24 PM (cJiNU)

329 325 And I would be lacking if I don't mention that Alex Jones says Trump is being drugged, from his diet coke and iced tea. Just like Reagan was.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)



How many months until he reaches the point that the Left is regularly using him as a source for their conspiracy theories?

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:25 PM (z/Ubi)

330 they had global warming in 1846?

===

Yes. It was caused by cannon and mortar fire.

'Confederate' cannon and mortar fire.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:25 PM (2wRtc)

331 Alex Jones is a good example of the shotgun prophet. He says and predicts so much random crazy crap that sometimes he's right and its eerie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

332 Hey, morons, did you know that Insomniac is aspiring to be a rap star?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (0jtPF)

333 they had global warming in 1846?

===

Yes. It was caused by cannon and mortar fire.

'Confederate' cannon and mortar fire.



1846 was the war with Mexico.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (QQ+il)

334 Grant and Lee on the same side.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (QQ+il)

335
Fake Global Warming was started by Europeans after the Middle Ages. That's how far back they're going with this bullshit.

White people have A LOT to answer for. A Lot.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (RUEW6)

336 In our house, anything wrapped in bacon is a bin laden. Water chestnut bin ladens are especially good.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:17 PM (2NqXo)
------------

My brother-in-law calls such things osamas. Maybe we're related.

Try date osamas, with an almond where the pit used to be. Yummy.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (UoSKV)

337 Since every thread is a gun thread, when I stocked up on ammo today, I was once again thankful that I shoot 9mm, and not .40 caliber...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (zSVEm)

338 First place we hit was the music shop
Only took one brick to make that window drop

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:28 PM (cJiNU)

339 1846 was the war with Mexico.

"By confederate white supremacists!!!!"
--Elizabeth Warren

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)

340 Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (RUEW6)

Awwww! Throw out the Gang membersand let these guys who rescued them stay! They have kind hearts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 05:28 PM (iVOAv)

341 337 Since every thread is a gun thread, when I stocked up on ammo today, I was once again thankful that I shoot 9mm, and not .40 caliber...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (zSVEm)

Especially since the election. Prices have be at or below costs for places like J&G Sales and SGAmmo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:28 PM (xJa6I)

342 I was once again thankful that I shoot 9mm, and not .40 caliber...

Your victims are also thankful.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)

343

kraken

Did you see my earlier link on ammo from SGA?

http://www.sgammo.com/buyers-market-ammo-0

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (EyPfd)

344 Are they blaming Climate Change 11!!1 down there?
===

The folks in Jax aren't blaming anything right now. Too busy wading through the ocean in their multi-million dollar homes.

Jacksonvillians have long believed that they were nearly immune to hurricanes and such due to the "Jacksonville Bump" , a little swell in the coastline that many believes pushes the hurricanes around the city. They had been really lucky for a long time. Then Irma snuck in through the back door with the surge.

Riverside is a big money area-doctors and professionals. It's going to be an incredibly costly event.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (2wRtc)

345 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (0jtPF)

He should do something on a stage-but no pole dancing, insomniac. ;^) I keep telling him he could do a show-comedy and music.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (iVOAv)

346 apropos of nothing, I see that the center of TS Irma is now in Tennessee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)

347 Off topic. Some friends and I were talking about which presidents were the greatest speakers of all time. I said Reagan, JFK, and Teddy Roosevelt. These guys are actually claiming that Obama is the greatest speaker of all time.

Are people really that brainwashed?

Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (c056A)

348 Grant and Lee on the same side.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
===

You are ruining my meme.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (2wRtc)

349 343

kraken

Did you see my earlier link on ammo from SGA?

http://www.sgammo.com/buyers-market-ammo-0
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (EyPfd)

Cool... thanks.. will check it out...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (zSVEm)

350 >>>Michelle OBama's fashion sense was obviously influenced by Carol Burnett and her famous skit with the curtain dress.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby<<<

Mmm, influenced, yes. But also consider that back in the day, Michelle Obama was wearing tuck-and-roll upholstery before tuck-and-roll upholstery became cool.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (D0riW)

351 "weather isn't climate!"
--AGW advocate when its cold outside

"These hurricanes are proof of global warming!!!!"
--Also AGW advocate

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)

352 It's all fun and game until Alex Jones is right about everything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

353 "By confederate white supremacists!!!!"

--Elizabeth Warren

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
====

Thank you, CRT.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (2wRtc)

354 350

>>Michelle OBama's fashion sense was obviously influenced by Carol Burnett and her famous skit with the curtain dress.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Mmm, influenced, yes. But also consider that back in the day, Michelle Obama was wearing tuck-and-roll upholstery before tuck-and-roll upholstery became cool.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (D0riW)

I wonder where she goes for detailing?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (zSVEm)

355 These guys are actually claiming that Obama is the greatest speaker of all time.

How old are they? They may have no idea what good speaking is, he's just emotionally compelling and they think that's what great is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)

356 The only time Hillary takes a walk in the woods is a
patio midnight walk to meet her coven for some naked dancing in the
moonlight.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM


Please, for the love of Bob Ross, let this visual die here, and not find its way to an Art Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (ctuyM)

357 ""weather isn't climate!"
--AGW advocate when its cold outside

"These hurricanes are proof of global warming!!!!"
--Also AGW advocate"

Winter is coming

Posted by: Ned Stark at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (EyPfd)

358 Are people really that brainwashed?

Yes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (IZPn8)

359 Did you see the climate change taking place in that stepmom's shorts in my latest tweet? Devastating what that woman was going through.

Posted by: Ted Cruise and Staff at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (PMkYS)

360 >>These guys are actually claiming that Obama is the greatest speaker of all time.



Uh....uh.....uh....uh.....

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama - Orator at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (C3a3Z)

361 President Trump's rhetoric is responsible for this pussy grabbing in the sewer.


Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (ATVNj)

Very clever. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (iVOAv)

362 These guys are actually claiming that Obama is the greatest speaker of all time.
===

You should reply " Well uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh of c-c-c-c-course he is!"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2wRtc)

363 352 It's all fun and game until Alex Jones is right about everything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)


Once upon a time, Glenn Beck was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

364 347 Off topic. Some friends and I were talking about which presidents were the greatest speakers of all time. I said Reagan, JFK, and Teddy Roosevelt. These guys are actually claiming that Obama is the greatest speaker of all time.

Are people really that brainwashed?
Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (c056A)


They sound quite young.

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (ZapPq)

365 80- Sporkatus- Hillary "not wearing yoga pants but wearing yogsothoth pants". is hereby declared not only the thread winner but perhaps winner of the Hugo award as well. Someone call the sad puppies guy!

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (03XCu)

366 >>These guys are actually claiming that Obama is the greatest speaker of all time.



Uh....uh.....uh....uh.....
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama - Orator at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (C3a3Z)

Nope... Calvin Coolidge

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:34 PM (zSVEm)

367 363 352 It's all fun and game until Alex Jones is right about everything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)


Once upon a time, Glenn Beck was.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

*Scared*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:34 PM (xJa6I)

368 "We've seen this show before, and we know the conclusions are written
well ahead of the investigation: The Guild protects its own."

Yes, we have. One rule of law for the deplorables and no rules of law for the ruling/political class.

Posted by: Locke Common at September 12, 2017 05:34 PM (ciOBu)

369 'Hillary and Huma or Bleaching Anuses Study #4

by Bob Ross (1994)

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 05:34 PM (C3a3Z)

370 I'd be mighty nervous if the state bar were going to investigate for destroying evidence, but I'm not a Clintonista.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 05:35 PM (Mjus2)

371 apropos of nothing, I see that the center of TS Irma is now in Tennessee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)



I think Irma feels bad about all the damage she caused and is now officially a tropical depressive.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 05:35 PM (EgwCt)

372 You know who else was a brilliant orator?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:35 PM (EyPfd)

373 Who say's waterboarding is bad? Guilty people, that's who! Give us 10 minutes with any one of those sycophants and we'll move the question on down the field. And attorneys, oh my god, how much would you give to actually "question" them under duress?! Gives me a thrill up my leg just thinking about it.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (EaQ6/)

374 >>>
You should reply " Well uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh of c-c-c-c-course he is!"


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!<<<

Don't forget the whistles.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (D0riW)

375 sorry I missed the comments. I get a little behind sometimes.

Posted by: ex Mayor Murray at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (cxV/H)

376 Nope... Calvin Coolidge


*nods*

Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (QQ+il)

377 :Some friends and I were talking about which presidents were the greatest speakers of all time."

Lincoln for the win!

His most consequential speech was at Copper Union, NYC in 1860. Before it, the MSM of the day thought he was a country bumpkin. During this speech he won over the NYC media darlings and became a star.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 05:37 PM (SIY7D)

378 372 You know who else was a brilliant orator?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:35 PM (EyPfd)

It's true. Hitler went from an obscure nobody to the Fuhrer based in large part on his oratory skills.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:37 PM (cJiNU)

379 look out!

UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini


you are now warned

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:38 PM (XKqn4)

380 he only time Hillary takes a walk in the woods is a
patio midnight walk to meet her coven for some naked dancing in the
moonlight.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM

Please, for the love of Bob Ross, let this visual die here, and not find its way to an Art Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (ctuyM)

Replace the visual with this story I saw the other day on one of the Brit tabloids that Drudge linked to. It was a "sex witch" in New Zealand who specialty was casting "orgasm spells".

She had a coven apparently and they had pictures of them sitting around in a circle in the woods. Casting spells. A Circle Jill, we might call it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (8O3HH)

381 I'd be mighty nervous if the state bar were going to investigate for destroying evidence, but I'm not a Clintonista.
==

It's a sort of rite of passage for them.

It's not like they plan to practice law ever again. Now they'll just head up the board for a liberal tank of think and milk the lecture circuit /book tour cash cow.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (2wRtc)

382 Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (EaQ6/)

Try harder, shitass.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (398bZ)

383 But is Lena also "listening" while she shows her blubber? That's what you have to watch out for!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (EaQ6/)

384 379
look out!



UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini





you are now warned

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:38 PM (XKqn4)


I'd hit it

Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (jxbfJ)

385 177 10
OT : Seattle's Ass-Blasting Mayor resigning tomorrow due to sex allegations.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (9TK8E)

Finally. What a perv. He should be locked up. Or worse, forced to live with that communist freak councilwoman.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 05:40 PM (Mjus2)

386 "UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini "

Lena, Darling.

We don't fat shame you to be mean.

We fat shame you in hopes that you will chose a healthier lifestyle, and therefore live longer.

Yeh...
Yeh, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:40 PM (EyPfd)

387 Try harder, shitass.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (398bZ)


LOL!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:40 PM (EaQ6/)

388 These guys are actually claiming that Obama is the greatest speaker of all time.
Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: TOTUS at September 12, 2017 05:41 PM (ctuyM)

389 379
look out!



UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini





you are now warned

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:38 PM (XKqn4)

That's the best swimsuit for her curvy body? She's joking, right? A burka wouldn't cover enough.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 05:41 PM (jxbfJ)

390 UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini
you are now warned
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:38 PM (XKqn4)


Ve zee nothing vrong vid that.

Posted by: Beach Filled With Overweight Germans in Speedos at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (EgwCt)

391 347 Off topic. Some friends and I were talking about which presidents were the greatest speakers of all time. I said Reagan, JFK, and Teddy Roosevelt. These guys are actually claiming that Obama is the greatest speaker of all time.

Are people really that brainwashed?
Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (c056A)
------------------------------
Yes.

But now that you mention JFK, I have to say that his voice and accent were extremely grating, which diminishes his oratory. I'd still say he had good writers and very good delivery though.

What Obama had was a nice voice, baritone but not heavy, with a rich timbre. The speeches themselves were crap, as anyone reading the text could see. The delivery was so-so, too often paced to the teleprompter and with the side-to-side reading that reminded of me of a tennis match. The cadence was usually monotonous.

Reagan for the win!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (0jtPF)

392 >>>UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini<<<

Jesus, I'll bet her ass is like a burlap sling full of tripe.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (D0riW)

393 >>That's the best swimsuit for her curvy body?


Shame is the best bathing suit for you, Lena.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (C3a3Z)

394 Why am I suddenly thinking about Crisco and rubberbands?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (2wRtc)

395 -I believe the devil himself blows air into her lungs.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (7m3t
----------------------
Yes--the Father of Lies.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
------------

You can smell the sin on her breath.

Posted by: Seth Richards at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (nBBdT)

396 And I would be lacking if I don't mention that Alex Jones says Trump is being drugged, from his diet coke and iced tea. Just like Reagan was.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)

OMG! They switched it out with regular Coke and now Trump's hopped up on sugar!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:43 PM (2NqXo)

397 Just try to imagine wrestling that Lena-goop into a suitable position! A task for a god or a superhero!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:44 PM (EaQ6/)

398 UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini
______________________________________

Jesus Christ, help us!

Hurricanes, earthquakes, wildfires, nuclear threats from North Korea, fire ants that float. . . .

NOW THIS!!!!!!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 12, 2017 05:45 PM (ATVNj)

399 You can smell the sin on her breath.

Posted by: Seth Richards at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (nBBdT)

You misspelled Gin.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 12, 2017 05:45 PM (r5KeJ)

400 394 Why am I suddenly thinking about Crisco and rubberbands?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (2wRtc)
-----------------------------------
When you figure it out, please, puhleeeeze, don't tell us!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:45 PM (0jtPF)

401 Just try to imagine wrestling that Lena
++++

nope, no way, not ever

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (XKqn4)

402 Some people have figures made for caftans.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (zSVEm)

403 OMG. Lena at the Daily Mail.

Sessions was talking about subjecting the NSC staff to a lie detector.

This is what they should use on them to force the truth out of them. Get Lena in that and have her do a strip and "solo session".

Force the subjects to watch that until the fess up who leaked.

I couldn't hold out for 5 seconds against that, I don't think. Make it stop, make it stop! I'll do anything! Shoot me!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (8O3HH)

404 UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini


Oh, the huge manatee!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (Mouru)

405 Didn't I read somewhere that someone threw Hillary's yoga pants over the fence at the WH and the Secert Service had to lock down the area until the hazmat team could safely remove them?

Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (gbWkA)

406 And I would be lacking if I don't mention that Alex Jones says Trump is
being drugged, from his diet coke and iced tea. Just like Reagan was.
===

Geez, that's so 80's X -Files.

He should go with "spiking his drinks with colonies of nanomachines controlled by peeing Russian hookers". Now THAT'S topical.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:47 PM (2wRtc)

407 Lena walrus. She has brought shame onto the entire manatee clan, so they sold her to a group of passing walrus's.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:48 PM (EaQ6/)

408 >>Some people have figures made for caftans.


If she wants calfskin, we'll need to tan more than one.

Posted by: Lena's Bikini Maker at September 12, 2017 05:48 PM (C3a3Z)

409 BREAKING: Pyongyang categorically rejects sanctions.

I guess that's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 05:48 PM (Mouru)

410 Whats Judge Judy doing? She could straighten this shit out post haste baby.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (nmr2M)

411 How is Lena so chubby but boobless

Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (9S69S)

412 Time for an Eiger?

Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (gbWkA)

413 409
BREAKING: Pyongyang categorically rejects sanctions.

I guess that's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 05:48 PM (

Maybe someone needs to explain to them what sanctions are...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (zSVEm)

414 >>How is Lena so chubby but boobless


God just doesn't like her.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (C3a3Z)

415 Would be a shame if one North Korean ship/sub sunk every day mysteriously?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (SjImc)

416 Just remember folks, Rule 308 says that in the end we actually do get a vote in all these matters. Also remember that a Rule 308 decision is final and not subject to appeal.

Posted by: An Observation at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (NuFdP)

417 I would reject those sanctions too, as a matter of fact! I would much rather be nuked!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (EaQ6/)

418 Whats Judge Judy doing? She could straighten this shit out post haste baby.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
----------

*eyeroll*
*gavel*
Gallows, dawn.

Posted by: Judge Judy at September 12, 2017 05:51 PM (nBBdT)

419 Maybe someone needs to explain to them what sanctions are...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (zSVEm)

Maybe someone needs to explain to the The UN, China, and Russia what sanctions are...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 05:51 PM (SjImc)

420 >>Would be a shame if one North Korean sub sunk every day mysteriously?


All of them, at once.

We should be ghosting them everywhere they go, already.

Next time they fire off a rocket / nuke test, we sink all of them.


Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (C3a3Z)

421 It's true. Hitler went from an obscure nobody to the Fuhrer based in large part on his oratory skills.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:37 PM (cJiNU)
---
He went from a rank-and-file nobody to the lead speaker of the movement for the same reason. They say that even people who didn't agree with him felt spellbound at Beer Hall speech before the Putsch. Some described the feeling as they were a glove turned inside-out.

Kinda demonic, if you believe in that stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (2mC6G)

422 Heh.

Hillary says: I would have been seen as a genius if I won.

Sean Spicer says: And "if" I won the lottery I'd be rich.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (SIY7D)

423 Lucky mothertrucker plane crash.

https://tinyurl.com/y8fsywed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (Nwg0u)

424 >>>How is Lena so chubby but boobless<<<

I'm thinking someone is loading her up on late night pancakes.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (D0riW)

425 How is Lena so chubby but boobless
Posted by: NCKate
-------

have you seen her back?

Posted by: Judge Judy at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (nBBdT)

426 418 Whats Judge Judy doing? She could straighten this shit out post haste baby.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
----------

*eyeroll*
*gavel*
Gallows, dawn.
Posted by: Judge Judy at September 12, 2017 05:51 PM (nBBdT)

Something tells me she would have no patience at all for these sorts of shenanigans.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (cJiNU)

427
BREAKING: Pyongyang categorically rejects sanctions.

Try to reject me.

Posted by: B-83 - 1.2 mt at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (EgwCt)

428 Einhorn is Finkle!

Posted by: Alex Jones at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (QQ+il)

429 So has anyone asked Sessions if he thinks the public interest outweighs Clinton's private interests in releasing the FBI investigation information?

Also wasn't Clinton working as a Federal employee when she stole all that classified information? Doesn't that necessarily mean the public interest is pretty great?

Posted by: MAGA at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (95j/M)

430 411
How is Lena so chubby but boobless

Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (9S69S)

Does it matter? Like it would help.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)

431 Well, they were loaded up on beer...

Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (gbWkA)

432
Read the comments on that Daily Mail Lena horror show.

What the hell does she do this for? Attention?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (8O3HH)

433 have you seen her back?
===

Like an opened package of uncooked dinner rolls.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (2wRtc)

434 Nada! No es posible!

Posted by: Sonobi Juan Kenobi at September 12, 2017 05:54 PM (nmr2M)

435 look out!
UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini
you are now warned


Doctor my eyes!
Please tell me what is wrong
It was just a peek
And now my will to live is gone

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 12, 2017 05:54 PM (IZPn8)

436
She is bravely challenging our oppressive patriarchal standards of beauty I guess.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (8O3HH)

437 Dunham is a weeble.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (QQ+il)

438 Those boyz in NORK-land have their minds on their money, just like everyone else. If they can't have their slaves and drugs and booze and running water, what is left to live for? I'd go down swinging, and so would you. We need to offer them an option that lets them live out their lives in comfort, somewhere else, like in Syria or Iran or some other shithole that understands these kinds of things.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (EaQ6/)

439 How is Lena so chubby but boobless

Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (9S69S)

Does it matter? Like it would help.



Impressive boobs can cancel out any number of other body flaws, or so I've been told.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (Mouru)

440 Brigitte Gabriel is stating something is wrong in Trump WH because yesterdays speeches, for 9-11, really did not point out the radical islam part of the matter

and could have been given by obama

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (XKqn4)

441 Those Dunham pics have been around for a good while. Daily Mail must be having a slow day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (nBBdT)

442 I've been growing my beard for a year, should I

(Keep it)

(Cut it)

(Not care)

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (6Ll1u)

443 Dunham is a weeble.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (QQ+il)

Well nah, because unlike weebles, dunham does fall down and go down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (SjImc)

444 Pssing over her appeal, she looks extremely unhealthy, and probably ill.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (zSVEm)

445 The tats are the finishing touch, Lena.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (HgMAr)

446 What the hell does she do this for? Attention?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (8O3HH)


The writers for 'Seinfeld' nailed it almost two fvcking decades ago when they had the character 'Elaine' proclaim that 'revulsion is the new attraction'.

It was a prediction of what was to come for about half the country. The non-thinking half.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (EgwCt)

447 He went from a rank-and-file nobody to the lead speaker of the movement for the same reason. They say that even people who didn't agree with him felt spellbound at Beer Hall speech before the Putsch. Some described the feeling as they were a glove turned inside-out.

Kinda demonic, if you believe in that stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (2mC6G)

It was downright eerie. People would meet him privately and quickly feel themselves swayed to his cause after he started speaking to them.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:57 PM (cJiNU)

448 "So has anyone asked Sessions if he thinks the public interest outweighs Clinton's private interests in releasing the FBI investigation information?"

I can only conclude that whole swaths of the DOJ and FBI are in open revolt.

I'm counting on Sessions and Wray setting up silo-ed units of Untouchables to do their patriotic duty.

What's going on with DWS gives me hope, but truth said I don't what the fuck is going on.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 05:57 PM (SIY7D)

449 442 I've been growing my beard for a year, should I

(Keep it)

(Cut it)

(Not care)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (6Ll1u)

You male or female Tfb?

Posted by: Sonobi Juan Kenobi at September 12, 2017 05:57 PM (nmr2M)

450 442

I've been growing my beard for a year, should I

(Keep it)

(Cut it)

(Not care)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM

Since I don't know your gender, my opinions are various...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:57 PM (zSVEm)

451 Dunham is a weeble.
Posted by: Grump928
---------

Shmoo
http://tinyurl.com/ojjf6jr

Posted by: Al Capp at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (nBBdT)

452 I like the pics of her sitting on the pot better.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (HgMAr)

453 I've been growing my beard for a year, should I

(Keep it)

(Cut it)

(Not care)


Hmm. I've been thinking about getting a beard.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (Mouru)

454 On what part of your anatomy is this beard growing?

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:59 PM (EaQ6/)

455
I've been growing my beard for a year, should I

(Keep it)

(Cut it)

(Not care)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
------------

Winter is coming on. Keep it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:59 PM (nBBdT)

456 Dunham is a weeble.
Posted by: Grump928
---------

Shmoo
http://tinyurl.com/ojjf6jr
Posted by: Al Capp at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (nBBdT)

Pillsbury Dough Girl..

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:59 PM (zSVEm)

457 Hmm. I've been thinking about getting a beard.
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (Mouru)

Too late. We already know you're as queer as Liberace's hairdresser's interior designer's boyfriend.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:59 PM (cJiNU)

458 anyone clicked on the Sonobi as up top?



Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:00 PM (XKqn4)

459 I'm starting to believe the justice system is only used against us.
maybe we shouldn't prosecute anything but violent offenses.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:00 PM (FKrah)

460 347 Off topic. Some friends and I were talking about which presidents were the greatest speakers of all time.
----------------------------------------------

Let's expand the category for a minute, to include Margaret Thatcher (who would have been a far better successor to RR anyway).

Thatcher at Parliamentary Question Time is where I go for bucking up when the GOPe/Democrats get me down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv5t6rC6yvg

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 06:01 PM (LISuA)

461 anyone clicked on the Sonobi as up top?

Posted by: original jake
------------

I don't see it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 06:01 PM (nBBdT)

462 insomniac did you stay somewhat dry?

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:01 PM (FKrah)

463

Hmm. I've been thinking about getting a beard. Pubic hair.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (Mouru)

Off Obi Juan.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (nmr2M)

464 also does anyone have the phone number for Jenni in the Weight Watchers ad

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (XKqn4)

465 Willow!! How you?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (zSVEm)

466 Ladies, explain to me: isn't wearing a bikini basically a command to stare at your naughty bits? I mean, you wrap up in a towel or something as soon as you can, you all do know how much is showing, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)

467
Believe or not, Shep Smith was married to an actual woman for several years, divorced in '93, I think.

You can look it up. She does look very naive.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (8O3HH)

468 sonobi has made me feel all other ads are irrelevant.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (FKrah)

469 also does anyone have the phone number for Jenni in the Weight Watchers ad
Posted by: Joe Biden
-----------

You want to sniff her hair, right?

Perv.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (nBBdT)

470 I looked at a picture documentary of the circus freaks back in the day, I'm fucking gorgeous I tell you.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (6Ll1u)

471 kraken, fair, and you?

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (FKrah)

472 464

also does anyone have the phone number for Jenni in the Weight Watchers ad
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (XKqn4)

867-5309

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (zSVEm)

473 462 insomniac did you stay somewhat dry?
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:01 PM (FKrah)

There was plenty of rain and high winds. I got some minor water infiltration on the first floor but that's it. Lost a handful of roofing shingles too. All in all came out of it OK.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (cJiNU)

474 Ladies, explain to me: isn't wearing a bikini basically a command to stare at your naughty bits? I mean, you wrap up in a towel or something as soon as you can, you all do know how much is showing, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
-------------

NO! You pig.

Posted by: Slutwalker at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (nBBdT)

475
Try harder, shitass.

Dipshit!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (RUEW6)

476 No love for Lincoln, Washington or Jefferson's speeches?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (xJa6I)

477 468 sonobi has made me feel all other ads are irrelevant.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (FKrah)

Oh boy you stared at it didn't you Willow.

DON'T STARE AT IT!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (nmr2M)

478 How doughty and drunk do you have to be to want to stick your dick in
Lena Dunham, -- and not to be insulting, but I know some of you fuckers
have considered it.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (D0riW)

479 Christopher, you can look , but don't stare, then it's creepy.

or we think we have a defect somewhere.

looks around at my behind, down my chest.

worries

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (FKrah)

480
Try harder, shitass.


Dipshit!



Asswipe!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (RUEW6)

481 I don't believe that an attorney, except maybe those ones that work for the mob, would ever stoop to those kinds of acts. It would just be wrong. And a stain upon the profession. And conspiracy. And a chance to be Goon's girlfriend. Not worth it!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (EaQ6/)

482
Numbnuts!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (RUEW6)

483 Bob, I can't help it! it shows up everywhere you guys go!

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (FKrah)

484 Oh boy you stared at it didn't you Willow.

DON'T STARE AT IT!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
----------

Above all, do NOT make eye contact.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (nBBdT)

485 471

kraken, fair, and you?
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (FKrah)

Pretty unfair, this thread... I have been mocking Lena's pudginess... other than that, enjoying beautiful weather here...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (zSVEm)

486 The straight dope from Alex Jones:

Ladies and gentlemen, I was told this by high level sources and it was evident and especially after [Ronald] Reagan was shot in his first year in office when he was acting like Trump, and doing the right things, that he never really recovered. They gave him cold blood, and his transfusion that causes brain damage. They slowly gave him small amounts of sedatives. It's known that most presidents end up getting drugged. Small dosages of sedatives till they build it up, Trump's such a bull he hasn't fully understood it yet.

But I've talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they're building up that's also addictive in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea and that the president by 6 or 7 at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged. Now first they had to isolate him to do that. But yes, ladies and gentleman, I've talked to people that talk to the president now at 9 at night, he is slurring his words. And I'm going to leave it at that. I've talked to folks that have talked to him directly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (Nwg0u)

487 insomniac, so happy for you. I know some had quite a struggle but I think that part of the state faired better than we'd hoped for.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (FKrah)

488 I didn't realize the NorKs had secret veto power to the sanctions. Who granted them this amazing diplomatic tool?

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (q177U)

489 479 Christopher, you can look , but don't stare, then it's creepy.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (FKrah)


So x-ray glasses are out of the question?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (nmr2M)

490 sonobi has made me feel all other ads are irrelevant.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (FKrah)

Oh boy you stared at it didn't you Willow.

DON'T STARE AT IT!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM


So....sonobi is the new Hypnotoad?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (p+Wdc)

491 'The Guild protects its own.'
**
The Graft must flow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (fA1SL)

492 This is going to degrade into a discussion about assless chaps isn't it?

Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (gbWkA)

493
Lunkhead.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (RUEW6)

494 Believe or not, Shep Smith was married to an actual woman for several years, divorced in '93, I think.

You can look it up. She does look very naive.



Poor girl. I'll bet after the divorce she swore never to put on another strap-on again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (Mouru)

495 kraken, can hardly wait for fall to arrive . Glad you are having lovely weather.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (FKrah)

496 479 Christopher, you can look , but don't stare, then it's creepy.

or we think we have a defect somewhere.

looks around at my behind, down my chest.

worries
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (FKrah)



Cop wanting to see your bra again?

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (z/Ubi)

497 I'm on a work conf call, whoo boy is this project going down in flames

It took them 30 days just to print checks
and they can't validate 60 interfaces in the next 40 hours

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (XKqn4)

498 How doughty and drunk do you have to be to want to stick your dick in
Lena Dunham, -- and not to be insulting, but I know some of you fuckers
have considered it.


I thought it was the couch!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (oVJmc)

499 Som that's good to hear.

Up here north of ATL , a guy in a house not too far from my place took a tree through the roof. Killed him instantly. Helluva way to go.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (2wRtc)

500

That's a skill I learned early -- how to stare without appearing to stare. Dark glasses are wonderful, but when you can't have them on, I use a scanning technique. Quick glances back and forth that slowly build up a good picture with all the detail I want.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (8O3HH)

501 Cicero, it would be better if people discovered themselves before spouse and kids.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (FKrah)

502 487 insomniac, so happy for you. I know some had quite a struggle but I think that part of the state faired better than we'd hoped for.
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (FKrah)

Thanks! It would've been even less of a problem if there hasn't been a slight eastward shift in Irma's path as it traveled up the coast. A lot of other parts of the state got hit far far worse.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (cJiNU)

503
333
they had global warming in 1846?



===



Yes. It was caused by cannon and mortar fire.



'Confederate' cannon and mortar fire.







1846 was the war with Mexico.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (QQ+il)








Forget it, he's on a roll.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (iFZVz)

504
Cop wanting to see your bra again?

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (z/Ubi)

Willows not out of jail yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (nmr2M)

505 buzzion, sheesh you have a good memory!

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (FKrah)

506 Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (D0riW)

Evidently someone has wanted to-she has a boyfriend.

I am officially bored with Lena Dunham and have-nor will ever have any desire to stick any part of my self into her. It doesn't have anything to do with her being chunky. I DON"T CARE. I'm not a lesbian and I have dated men who were chunky It's the personality and faith that that matters more than anything else and if she werea man and she had the looks of some male model I still want "do her" because she's some whacked out lefty who has major issues and despises Christianity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (iVOAv)

507 Sonobi is People.

PEOPLE!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (2wRtc)

508 We hardly got any storm surge in Missouri...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (zSVEm)

509 So x-ray glasses are out of the question?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (nmr2M)
++++

But binoculars, totally go for it

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (XKqn4)

510 Dunham is a weeble.
Posted by: Grump928
---------

Shmoo
http://tinyurl.com/ojjf6jr
Posted by: Al Capp at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (nBBdT)

Pillsbury Dough Girl..

-
Sta Puff Marshmallow Thing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (Nwg0u)

511 506-I would still NOT want to do her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (iVOAv)

512 Insomniac, all an all I think the state lucked out, comparatively speaking.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (FKrah)

513 Up here north of ATL , a guy in a house not too far from my place took a tree through the roof. Killed him instantly. Helluva way to go.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (2wRtc)

Damn. Pretty grisly. I don't have any large trees around me, thankfully.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (cJiNU)

514 Up here north of ATL , a guy in a house not too far from my place took a tree through the roof. Killed him instantly. Helluva way to go.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (2wRtc)

Shit a hella've a lot better than cancer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (SjImc)

515 This isn't America! There are more McDonalds open in India than are open in Florida tonight! Those golden arches used to be a symbol of the American dream, but now all they are is just another dark building that my grumbling stomach has to drive past. Maybe Taco Bell is open ...

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (EaQ6/)

516 >> insomniac, so happy for you.


He avoided a natural disaster and found true love.

It's an Irma Miracle!

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (C3a3Z)

517 >> I'll bet after the divorce she swore never to put on
>> another strap-on

I can imagine a funny Bob Newhart style one-side conversation with Mrs. Smith.

"You want to do anal? Well, I don't know about that...."

"Wait, what?!....."

"Me to do you?!! .... How?"

"You've already bought one......."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (8O3HH)

518 Maybe Taco Bell is open ...
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (EaQ6/)

maybe the staff even speaks english?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (SjImc)

519 they need to get better at weather telling.

I worry that people will disbelieve because of so much furor and then it will really go badly

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (FKrah)

520 512 Insomniac, all an all I think the state lucked out, comparatively speaking.
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (FKrah)

Sure, compared to the apocalyptic predictions of the likes of Shep "THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER IN THE ASTRODOME" Smith.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (cJiNU)

521 We hardly got any storm surge in Missouri...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (zSVEm)



*checks out window*

We seem to have dodged a bullet here in So Cal too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (Mouru)

522 buzzion, sheesh you have a good memory!
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:


++++
what do you expect for a dead guy?

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (XKqn4)

523 stuffs bag further under the car seat

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:12 PM (FKrah)

524 Wait... buzzion died???

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:12 PM (zSVEm)

525 Speaking of which...when women wears a super low cut blouse and then keeps pulling a shall over her rack whenever you talk to you, subtly implying that youe are a perv...

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (q177U)

526 Dear Lena:

You don't look good. At all.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (7m3t8)

527 >>stuffs bag further under the car seat


They never look there.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (C3a3Z)

528
Forget it, he's on a roll.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur
====

Ixnay on the actsfay.

rollTay in the ousehay!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (2wRtc)

529 insomniac, I've heard some tell, people can be quite tasty.

i'm holding out for cow though

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)

530 524 Wait... buzzion died???

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:12 PM (zSVEm)

Yes, but he's getting better.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (nmr2M)

531 Buzzion will be missed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (89T5c)

532 Maybe Taco Bell is open

Taco Bell ever closes?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (39g3+)

533 buzzion died and left me and his with bupkus, no credit cards, no monies, nada.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (FKrah)

534 529 insomniac, I've heard some tell, people can be quite tasty.

i'm holding out for cow though
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)



the long pig.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (z/Ubi)

535 Long pig, good stuff..

Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (gbWkA)

536 or his wife and I.

whatever

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (FKrah)

537
"My eyes are up here, asshole!" ........

I get the impression those hot Mexican weather girl types would be just the opposite:

"Hey, my boobs are down here!"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (8O3HH)

538 So they finally killed off Buzz Lightyear?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (CPk08)

539 An old plumber once told me that shit smells like money

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (6Ll1u)

540 Wait... buzzion died???

again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (39g3+)

541 516 >> insomniac, so happy for you.


He avoided a natural disaster and found true love.

It's an Irma Miracle!
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (C3a3Z)

I guess you didn't see my earlier comment. Barbara swam off with an Italian sea lion.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (cJiNU)

542 532 Maybe Taco Bell is open

Taco Bell ever closes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

all restaurants are Taco Bell

Posted by: Sexy young Sandra Bullock at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (FZYNt)

543 They can't predict where Sonobi a hurrican has Sonobi gone but they are damn Sonobi sure a couple of degrees Sonobi rise in temperature Sonobi will melt the ice caps and flood Sonobi lowlands

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (ghofu)

544 Believe or not, Shep Smith was married to an actual woman for several years, divorced in '93, I think.

You can look it up. She does look very naive.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (8O3HH)

Such a gentleman! So polite! Never tried to paw my sweet baby or even kiss her before the wedding. He picked out her dress, too. Such good taste! He loved my meatloaf, too.

Posted by: Shep's former MIL at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (2NqXo)

545 An old plumber once told me that shit smells like money

He goes to the wrong strip clubs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (39g3+)

546
Seattle Mayor Ed Murray resigned Tuesday, just hours after new allegations that he sexually abused a younger cousin decades ago in New York.

Murray, a former Democratic state legislator elected mayor in 2013, said in a statement that he is resigning effective 5 p.m. Wednesday.

He's resigning tomorrow because he wants to fvck us one more time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (Nwg0u)

547 537
"My eyes are up here, asshole!" ........


And I say: "So what?"

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (CPk08)

548 Cicero, it would be better if people discovered themselves before spouse and kids.
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (FKrah)



And some peoples' Adventure of Discovery should last their entire life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (Mouru)

549 They sure as hell didn't ask my bar to review anything! We could have cleared up this whole mess in minutes, or rounds.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (EaQ6/)

550 529 insomniac, I've heard some tell, people can be quite tasty.

i'm holding out for cow though
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)

Mmmm...long pig...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (cJiNU)

551 stuffs bag further under the car seat

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:12 PM (FKrah)


That's pretty safe. When you're at the beach, put important stuff in your sneakers. Last place they look.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (EgwCt)

552 kraken. I've been checking out mo, whats a good area to buy

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (FKrah)

553 Up here north of ATL , a guy in a house not too far from my place took a tree through the roof. Killed him instantly. Helluva way to go.

Posted by: Mortimer


So, her got wood, and then he died?

Bummer.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (vcOmj)

554 545 An old plumber once told me that shit smells like money

He goes to the wrong strip clubs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (39g3+)



They're picking up their dollars with the wrong body part.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (z/Ubi)

555 537
"My eyes are up here, asshole!" ........

Your eyes aren't whats makin my dick hard honey

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (FZYNt)

556 Sad to hear that about Buzz Aldrin.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (CPk08)

557 >>I guess you didn't see my earlier comment. Barbara swam off with an Italian sea lion.



Well, it was bound to happen sometime.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (C3a3Z)

558 534 529 insomniac, I've heard some tell, people can be quite tasty.

i'm holding out for cow though
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)

...

My wife had a friend in Indonesia, and the friend grew up in Irian Jaya and knew people who had been involved in cannibalism in the past.

And yeah, he asked, and the answer was yes, we taste pretty good.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (yL25O)

559 Yeah, your eyes are nice, but your tits are nicer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2017 06:18 PM (89T5c)

560 Well, it was bound to happen sometime.


Posted by: garrett
===

They had been growing apart for a while.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:18 PM (2wRtc)

561

Alan Alda is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (RUEW6)

562 Ixnay on the actsfay.

rollTay in the ousehay!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (2wRtc) [I/]

Bacon Latin is strictly verboten!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (EaQ6/)

563 wait, you fellas know that chicks check out other chicks boobs too?

I saw a study where men looked at her face first then her boobs

in the same study, women looked something like at her boobs then her shoes, and then her face

what do the ladies say about this?





??

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (XKqn4)

564 Well, it was bound to happen sometime.


Posted by: garrett
===

They had been growing apart for a while.
Posted by: Mortimer

Some people thought the whole relationship was a fluke.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (vcOmj)

565 >>Alan Alda is dead?


He's fine.

The chicken is dead.

Also.



*Spoiler*




The chicken was a baby.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (C3a3Z)

566 If a guy is walking around in a speedo and he looks good then yeah I'm gonna check him out. I think it's natural.

Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (9S69S)

567
558
534 529 insomniac, I've heard some tell, people can be quite tasty.



i'm holding out for cow though

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)



...



My wife had a friend in Indonesia, and the friend grew up in Irian
Jaya and knew people who had been involved in cannibalism in the past.



And yeah, he asked, and the answer was yes, we taste pretty good.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (yL25O)








Then there was that old urban legend that the reason SPAM became so popular in the Pacific islands is that it tasted a lot like long pig.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (iFZVz)

568 552 kraken. I've been checking out mo, whats a good area to buy
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (FKrah)

I live in the Osage Beach area, near Lake of the Ozarks... nice amenities, stores, clean, safe, plenty of activities. Gets busy in boating season... but that brings money/ revenue... then they all leave and the place is great. Lots of natural beauty, and the people are great.

Very little storm surge...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (zSVEm)

569
There was an old guy around here. He was a septic tank digger, ditch digger type. Millionaire several times over. He said the smell of that septic tank was like money, and that's you make money, be willing do shit that needs done that nobody else wants to do.

I remember one time as a kid he came down to this little store hangout for a "drank". He was shirtless and covered in mud, with his belly hanging out over his pants.

He bent over the drink box to pull out a big 20z Pepsi in a glass ball and half his ass hung out.

He inhaled that think in about one gulp, then let out a burp that rattled the rafters. He then said, "Soooeeey!!" (meaning, yep, I'm a pig).

My father then explained how much money he was worth......

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (8O3HH)

570 >>Some people thought the whole relationship was a fluke.



So, you are saying the Tide went out on their love?

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (C3a3Z)

571 RIP Hawkeye.






Not really.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (89T5c)

572 I have no real memory of what I look at on a guy first. Face then hands I guess? I really am not paying any attention.

Always face first for me with women though. Some guys are leg men, some guys are boob men, etc.

I'm a face man. A pretty face does me in every time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:21 PM (39g3+)

573 >>He was shirtless and covered in mud


That wasn't mud.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:21 PM (C3a3Z)

574 ??
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (XKqn4)

I say it's stupid. woman tend to look at what an entire person look like. I never notice shoes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:22 PM (iVOAv)

575 A New Zealand rugby player who was a Maori was asked at a pre-match press conference whether he had ever been to Scotland before:

"No, but my grandfather once ate a Scottish missionary."

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 06:22 PM (SIY7D)

576 "I'm a face man. A pretty face does me in every time."

First I look at the purse!

Posted by: Zombie J Geils Band at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (SIY7D)

577 >>If a guy is walking around in a speedo and he looks good then yeah I'm gonna check him out.


They say you should accent your best feature.

...and nothing says, 'check out my luxurious back-pelt like a speedo.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (C3a3Z)

578 kraken. alright, we have three states we are interested in so far, taxes are a biggie in decision making.

Nice that you get seasonal stuff, and also less rambunctious period to decompress

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (FKrah)

579 566 If a guy is walking around in a speedo and he looks good then yeah I'm gonna check him out. I think it's natural.
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (9S69S)


Yeah, but your looking at his personality and not his tits, right?!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (EaQ6/)

580 :::strolls through thread in a star-spangled thong and multicolor armbands:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (GrUrN)

581 He was shirtless and covered in mud


That wasn't mud.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:21 PM (C3a3Z)


That's how you can tell he wasn't the king.

Posted by: Dennis at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (Mouru)

582 ...and nothing says, 'check out my luxurious back-pelt like a speedo.

Posted by: garrett
====

It's like a Showcase of Moles.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (2wRtc)

583 I dated a girl once because of her pretty face and... her voice. Honestly. She had the prettiest voice ( also WHAT she said was always nice). I guess that's strange...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (zSVEm)

584 I actually notice how either man or women are dressed , mainly as an indicator of how I respond. or don't

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (FKrah)

585 men or women* fcol!

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:25 PM (FKrah)

586 Well Hawkeye is dead, can't live forever if your around in 1756

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:25 PM (ghofu)

587
I say it's stupid. woman tend to look at what an entire person look like. I never notice shoes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:22 PM (iVOAv)

+++
I agree. However, I have been compelled by eyes.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 06:25 PM (7m3t8)

588 "but your looking at his personality and not his tits, right?!"

So that's what they're calling it now.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at September 12, 2017 06:25 PM (SIY7D)

589 Yeah a woman's voice is really powerful too. There is a really unfortunate trend lately of either that stupid vocal fry thing or this painful nasal shout that sports caster girls are using (and news casters). It curdles my goodlies, I tell you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (39g3+)

590 washerriver, yes eyes are next and if there is a smile . and what kind.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (FKrah)

591 My wife had a friend in Indonesia, and the friend grew up in Irian
Jaya

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM

I took my wife to Indonesia.

Jakarta?

No, we went by boat!

I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (p+Wdc)

592 garret a well maintained man beads his pelt.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (FKrah)

593 I read that Walmart and Amazon had already reduced HRC's book by 40% prior to its release today. I am sure that is because of our misogynistic woman hating society, Sanders, Comey and the Russians.

Have some more Chardonnay FAB.

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (oiNtH)

594 RIP Hawkeye.

Jeremy Renner died? That's a tragedy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (gIRsn)

595
I actually notice how either man or women are dressed , mainly as an indicator of how I respond. or don't

Posted by: willow
====

Smoking hot blond.Clingy dress.
Husky voice. Bedroom eyes.

"Hi willow, you know how cute I always thought you were!"

And you respond?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (2wRtc)

596 I'm very drawn to a woman with a pretty face, particularly if she is animated in conversation. (No, I don't mean looking like a cartoon figure.)
I can find myself staring at a pretty woman engaged in animated conversation.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (cjwsC)

597 592 garret a well maintained man beads his pelt.
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (FKrah)

Fur oil.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (cJiNU)

598 Gingers. God made them to tempt us. Stay strong, my brethren. I will wait behind and face the gingers by myself!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (EaQ6/)

599 Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (zSVEm)

Doesn't sound strange at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (iVOAv)

600
My wife had a friend in Indonesia, and the friend grew up in Irian
Jaya and knew people who had been involved in cannibalism in the past.



And yeah, he asked, and the answer was yes, we taste pretty good.
--

We taste like Spam.

That's why they like it so much in Samoa.

Don't ask how I know these things.

/do not eat the brains, it will not give you their brain powers...

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (aT+Bx)

601

You know what I'm gonna check it. That caboose. If I'm looking from the front, I'm gonna check the boobage, but I'm gonna maneuver ASAP to check out that caboose. Discretely, of course.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (8O3HH)

602 592

garret a well maintained man beads his pelt.
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (FKrah)

What would my " pelt" be, willow? Looking all over myself...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (zSVEm)

603 garret a well maintained ghey man beads his pelt.
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (FKrah)


Fixed

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (Mouru)

604 particularly if she is animated in conversation. (No, I don't mean looking like a cartoon figure.)

Jessica Rabbit did nothing for you, then?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:29 PM (6FqZa)

605 Mortimer, haha, I guess i'd look at my spouse and see how interested He wsas at that point.'
LOL

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:29 PM (FKrah)

606 kraken, you know like an ewok. the back braiding is to die for.

or so I've heard.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:30 PM (FKrah)

607 Has ace been hydrated lately?

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:31 PM (q177U)

608 I'm a sole man.

Posted by: Buster Brown at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (IqV8l)

609 so I've been trying to hold out hope that peoples other than us little people get consequences for criminal activity.

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (FKrah)

610 DoJ won't charge Officers involved in Freddy Grey (PBUH) arrest.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2017/09/12/doj-freddie-gray-officers/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (EyPfd)

611 606

kraken, you know like an ewok. the back braiding is to die for.

or so I've heard.
Posted by: willow

Ah, you make the jest... sometimes, I am kinda literal...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (zSVEm)

612
nood hillary

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (RUEW6)

613 589 Yeah a woman's voice is really powerful too. There is a really unfortunate trend lately of either that stupid vocal fry thing or this painful nasal shout that sports caster girls are using (and news casters). It curdles my goodlies, I tell you
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (39g3+)


The duct tape is on isle #3.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (EaQ6/)

614 Yep I can sit in a coffee place watching women talking if they're laughing, genuinely smiling and showing nice teeth. Creepy, I know.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (cjwsC)

615 post up

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (FKrah)

616 I read that Walmart and Amazon had already reduced HRC's book by 40% prior to its release today. I am sure that is because of our misogynistic woman hating society, Sanders, Comey and the Russians.

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (oiNtH)
---
They will need absolution.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (2mC6G)

617 Would take a bar investigator with balls of steel to fully investigate and recommend penalties (which can be private reproval, public reproval, suspension or disbarment).

Kendall is the only one practicing, I think. Maybe Samuelson. IIRC, Cheryl Mills got in on that Haiti/Clinton Foundation scam an is hooked up as an executive with some Outfits/NGOs that traffics in organs and child sex, er, helps unfortunate Third Worlders like those in Haiti in times of natural catastrophes.

That there is another scandal the MFM could Pulitzer out on but won't touch. ~spit~

Posted by: oddnot is fed up at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (g1MTt)

618 121 > 99 - http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2017/09/are-republicans-fleeing-congress-because-of-trump.php

Posted by: Someone who din't major in history at September 13, 2017 06:19 AM (rv12I)

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