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Judge Orders Bar to Review Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle of Fixers/Lawyers for Ethics Violations Including Destruction of Evidence
You may recall that last month the FBI gave a jaw-dropping answer to a request for the release of the rest of Hillary Clinton's emails from her secret bathroom server. The Bureau told New York attorney Ty Clevenger that they wouldn’t be releasing them because the plaintiff had failed to prove a compelling "public interest" in seeing the documents. That might have proven to be the end of the line, but now a judge in Maryland has ordered that an investigation be opened into the actions of three Clinton attorneys over possible charges of destruction of evidence when the server was purged.The lawyers are Cheryl Mills, David Kendall, and Heather Samuelson. James Comey may have fixed his buddies up with criminal immunity, but they don't have immunity from bar sanctions. It goes without saying that I don't expect this to go anywhere, and I doubt many of you disagree. We've seen this show before, and we know the conclusions are written well ahead of the investigation: The Guild protects its own.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 04:17 PM (q177U)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:17 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 04:17 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Zombie Bill Shakespeare at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (HtLSE)
No bartender will comply with this order. It's bad for business.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (67IiR)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (gqOAX)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (ghofu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (D0r5+)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (7n4KQ)
And what I believe I will see is "While they acted in an inappropriate manner, their actions do not rise to the level of sanctioning or punishment."
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (gqOAX)
The 99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad name.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, with revoked law lcense at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: Bar Refaeli at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (+INtM)
But then I read a bit more and the pleasurable fantasy faded. Better go back to Reality Kings.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (CPk08)
So they get a six-month suspension. It's just minor collateral damage in the epic Epic of Hilgamesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM (Mouru)
And the bartender yells: Hey, I can't serve you in here...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (67IiR)
Protected by her evil goons
But now she sucks her gin and wanders -
By the banks of her own lagoon.
Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Kendall's on the phone to Comey - Huma's on the phone to me
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: runningrn at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (4lzaU)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (4df7R)
The MD bar is run by crooked Dims.
This is just more kabuki "accountability theater" for the rubes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (BXf9o)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: That Guy Who Always Says It's Ending at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (2rQlH)
who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?
and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)
We can assume there was no intent to commit a crime, of that I'm certain.
Posted by: James Comey at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (Mouru)
And the bartender yells: Hey, I can't serve you in here...
And the kangaroo says...
Posted by: pre-perv Bill Cosby at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (uvAuw)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (ILitO)
someone who damn sure doesn't want to see her naked Downward Dog.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (QQ+il)
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They revoked or suspended or whatever with Bill Clinton's law license.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: alexthechick - ugly victim apparently at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (D0r5+)
Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (uvAuw)
Indeed. The entire situation has become a bit of an embarrassment to me.
Posted by: The American Justice System at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (Mouru)
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Bwahahahaha
Posted by: Stephanie Rawlings, Mayor of Baltimore, JD at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (w1zJX)
In no uncertain terms! Let that be a lesson to you!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)
>>>I'll believe it when I see it.
You'll see it when you believe it.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (67IiR)
You'll see nothing and like it.
Posted by: Judge Smails at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (tbOMB)
............
I always get emails from him, and I thank him for the towel, and apologize for the Taco Bell lunch. No reason to keep him secret though, everybody should have one.
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Yoda at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (gqOAX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (xJa6I)
In no uncertain terms! Let that be a lesson to you!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)
WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF ADJECTIVES!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Kabuki R Us at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (67IiR)
Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (7HtZB)
It will be the first ever to feature a contortionist.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: alexthechick - ugly victim apparently at September 12, 2017 04:23 PM (mf5HN)
He should recuse himself from any investigation as should any other officer of the Bar that made such a statement. Should being the key word.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (D0r5+)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (+Dllb)
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Bwahahahaha "
So you can begin to understand the uphill battle we have in the courts as legal firearm owners, wishing to enjoy our Constitutionally recognized rights.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (EyPfd)
who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?
and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)
Holy crap, stop it. Just....why would anyone even think about it? Ahhhhh...What's wrong with you?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (CPk08)
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That was the Arkansas bar, this is the Maryland bar. Different animals.
MD is, and has long been, run by very corrupt Democrats. And the state bar is no different. Nothing will happen.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (BXf9o)
I started to determine the whole thing is fucked and swampy
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (67IiR)
Learn that "bite your lower lip" trick and you can get away with anything.
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (O5Q3r)
"Actually, I prefer Noh theatre" - Mike Nelson
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Guy who says and so it begins at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (q177U)
Posted by: RioBravo at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (ghofu)
who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?
and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)
Holy crap, stop it. Just....why would anyone even think about it? Ahhhhh...What's wrong with you?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:26 PM (CPk0
She could wear one of those termite fumigation tents as yoga pants
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (HtLSE)
"Actually, I prefer Noh theatre" - Mike Nelson
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)
The AoS style guide specifies "bukkake theater".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: The Guy Who Wants to Bring Back Decimation at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (Mouru)
"Actually, I prefer Noh theatre" - Mike Nelson
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)
Noh way!
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (7HtZB)
27 13 Hillary Clinton's Inner Circle and a kangaroo all walk into a bar...
And the bartender yells: Hey, I can't serve you in here...
And the kangaroo says...
Posted by: pre-perv Bill Cosby at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM
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What if I leave the disgusting slime outside?
Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (pMGkg)
who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?
and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)
Holy crap, stop it. Just....why would anyone even think about it? Ahhhhh...What's wrong with you?
.........................
Better than hot yoga done nekkid
Posted by: Euro at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (H2ZBO)
Posted by: just the punchline at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (mJ8mX)
Thank goodness am an android cat-grrl or would have to roll a saving throw for my sanity.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (gqOAX)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut
waiting for Ted Cruz to reply in 3....2....1
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (FZYNt)
someone who damn sure doesn't want to see her naked Downward Dog.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 04:22 PM (QQ+il)
+++++
That is the rub, she can't do downward dog,
She can barely walk up stairs with assistance
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (7HtZB)
Wouldn't improve the smell much.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: that guy that always thingks it might be beginning but probably isn't at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Wiener at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: FBI at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (lluOP)
Posted by: FBI at September 12, 2017 04:30 PM (lluOP)
Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Wiener
yeah but she got the view close up and personal
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (FZYNt)
BRING BACK DECIMATION!!!!
Posted by: The Guy Who Wants to Bring Back Decimation at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (Mouru)
And defenestration.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (gqOAX)
https://youtu.be/Sa-Kx5M-8Ak
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (HtLSE)
Yes, but Bill had his Presidency to trade on. Cheryl Mills and David Kendall don't. Hillary... oh wait, she doesn't either. hahahahahahaha!
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (LAe3v)
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
pass
Posted by: Peter North at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (WLK0w)
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (gqOAX)
That was ol' Webb Hubbell's job.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (LfKZj)
Posted by: Ted Cruz' Engorged Staff at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: RioBravo at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (SsblQ)
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That is the rub, she can't do downward dog,
She can barely walk up stairs with assistance
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM
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Her comatose heap is spot on, though.
Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (mJ8mX)
I've heard she's really good at the drunken sloth position.
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Ace at 04:17 PM
Which sort of begs the question, why even do this? If you are so arrogant as to think you are insulated from anything, what purpose does it serve this judge to do this? Hey, maybe he/she is a decent person; I have no idea. But if the system is rigged to protect those who control it, and if by extension this judge is a part of it, why do this?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (W+vEI)
Better than hot yoga done nekkid
Posted by: Euro at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (H2ZBO)
If only she would wear a face where faces should be found.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Hillary at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (OD2ni)
You really should wash your hands before you leave. And all that splatter in the toilet? You really ought to see a doctor about that. My god woman, it's like something died inside you. And thanks for the 25 cent tip, you cheap bitch.
Amos
Posted by: hILLRY's bathroom server at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (HgMAr)
then she is totally lying about her emails she deleted
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (XKqn4)
And it's not that easy to even find a studio that has a bollard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (Mouru)
So they can confidently fend off critics with the fact that they've been cleared of all charges.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (W+vEI)
How many R politicians will retire before the 18 election, claiming a need to spend time with family? It's already started.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I don't see the problem here.
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (ghofu)
+++
Just a daily reminder of how impotent we are and will truly never see justice done.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 04:34 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: hillary at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (tbOMB)
How many R politicians will retire before the 18 election, claiming a need to spend time with family? It's already started.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I'm doing the best I can
Posted by: Tumour at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (HtLSE)
_________________
I'd bet my house she can't even bend over and touch her own toes.
All that crap about her yoga schedule was such nonsense. Everything about this woman is so phony; she even makes up an exercise routine to try and make herself look hip and current.
Ooooooh, Gwynnie Paltrow and all those other celebs are always photographed toting around their yoga mats, so I'll tell the rubes that I do yoga too!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (BXf9o)
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Parphrased from FBN (Judge Neopoliteano?) today:
'Nothing will happen. There is an unwritten rule to never prosecute your predecessor. Doing so would set a precedent.'
Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (JFpNs)
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 04:28 PM (ghofu)
Oh, quit yer complaining and take solace in the knowledge that Planned Parenthood still has full federal funding.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (Mouru)
She's a champion napper, that's her real athletic skill (per her aides).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (lluOP)
And the bartender yells: Hey, I can't serve you in here...
The Kangaroo hops over and orders a beer anyway. Two women with foreign accents say, "Hey didn't you hear the man? He can't serve you here."
The kangaroo says, "What nice accents. Are you ladies from Scotland?"
The women reply, "No, Wales, and he still can't serve you." The kangaroo stares at them and finally says, "Well if he can serve you two Whales he can serve a kangaroo."
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (2rQlH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (gqOAX)
Maybe they'll be thrown under the Bar. With Hillary!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM
Limbo!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (9A6UB)
Learn that "bite your lower lip" trick and you can get away with anything.
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua
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Also, hold a Bible. And, assure the public that you are receiving 'spiritual guidance' from the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
Posted by: Stephanie Rawlings, Mayor of Baltimore, JD at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (w1zJX)
I'd bet my house she can't even bend over and touch her own toes.
All that crap about her yoga schedule was such nonsense. Everything about this woman is so phony; she even makes up an exercise routine to try and make herself look hip and current.
Ooooooh, Gwynnie Paltrow and all those other celebs are always photographed toting around their yoga mats, so I'll tell the rubes that I do yoga too!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 04:35 PM (BXf9o)
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I'm thinking she's not much of a cookie baker either.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (7m3t8)
/Rawlings sock
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:37 PM (w1zJX)
She did twitching witch and flailing meatsack on 9/11.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 04:38 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Simplemind at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (hCno/)
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 04:31 PM (gqOAX)
This is how the gate is opened.
Ygnaiih thflthkh'ngha Yog-Sothoth! Y'bthnk h'ehye-n'grkdl'lh.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (CPk08)
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Hot sauce.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2017 04:19 PM (YV+SU)
Apparently, yes since the person ordering the review said they were *required* to investigate any complaints. Surprising isn't it?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Yoga at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (ATVNj)
No, I believe that was moribund sack of potatoes.
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (w1zJX)
No wayyyyyyys taaaaaaahhhhhhhhred.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (9TK8E)
That's the old style.
New style is Sonobi Theater.
More consistent and greater coverage!
Posted by: wooga at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (8TQ1K)
17yo Christian student is beaten to death in Pakistan by moslem classmates after drinking from same glass as one of them
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (ILitO)
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Hot sauce.
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Tanga-style Depends
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (xttKs)
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You know how if you get paid you look at the stub and you see how everyone got their beak wet? And then all the bill collectors and whatever until you have ten bucks left for the next week, which your kids take?
OK wait I forgot where I was going
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (lluOP)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 12, 2017 04:36 PM (lluOP)
SO MUCH FLAMETHROWING
ALL THE FLAMETHROWING
Posted by: alexthechick - off passive aggressive sock. for the moment at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (mf5HN)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha gasp, gasp Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, gasp, thud.
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (3acYM)
Posted by: just the punchline at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
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What the hell?
Posted by: Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmanistan at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (w1zJX)
I've heard she's really good at the drunken sloth position.
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:33 PM (LAe3v)
............
also she seems to have mastered the Downward Van Posture
Posted by: hILLRY's bathroom server at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (HgMAr)
All that crap about her yoga schedule was such nonsense. Everything
about this woman is so phony; she even makes up an exercise routine to
try and make herself look hip and current.
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Hot sauce.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service
Okay, that was probably fake, but there's no way the Scooby Van wasn't 100% authentic. It's so delightfully whimsical you just know it had to be her.
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)
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that's not fair to potatos
more like a burlap bag of steer manure
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (XKqn4)
Golf clap. Nicely punchlined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (LAe3v)
But the peons weren't supposed to see that. Thank God for that guy who filmed it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmanistan at September 12, 2017 04:41 PM (w1zJX)
Just some Armenian. We take care of it.
Posted by: Recep Tayyip Erdogan at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (CPk08)
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The Deep State knows they can do *anything* now and no one will call them on it thanks to Slumber'n Sessions so they will do *anything* and reap the benefits.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (eSx+E)
more like a burlap bag of steer manure
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (XKqn4)
GFY
Posted by: The National Action Front for Bag of Steer Manure Pride at September 12, 2017 04:43 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 12, 2017 04:44 PM (ul9CR)
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I'm confused. Does GP double kick the kangaroo in the nuts?
Or is the kangaroo bothering GP in the nuts?
Posted by: Dangling Participle at September 12, 2017 04:44 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Schloss owner operator at September 12, 2017 04:44 PM (S1WrL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 04:45 PM (eAMlh)
No wayyyyyyys taaaaaaahhhhhhhhred.
Posted by: Hikaru
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*cough*
*cough*
*cough, cough, cough*
*spit*
Bark, bark...bark, bark, bark!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:45 PM (w1zJX)
It's perfect.
Specially if you watch Game of Thrones.
https://reason.com/blog/2017/09/12/hillary-clinton-cersei-what-happened
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 04:45 PM (EyPfd)
In no uncertain terms! Let that be a lesson to you!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)
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I remember the srongly worded letter from the SCOTUS to the POTUS.
Which makes me think of:
"The Pellet with the Poisen...in the Vessel with the Trestle"
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 12, 2017 04:45 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: The National Action Front for Bag of Steer Manure Pride at September 12
.......
dude, do not go there!
Posted by: Heiffer Manure Local #8759 at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 04:39 PM (LAe3v)
++++
that's not fair to potatos
more like a burlap bag of steer manure
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:42 PM (XKqn4)
Hefty bag full of mango pulp
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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I think there are some of 'Downward Facing Slab of Meat'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 12, 2017 04:46 PM (lluOP)
OT : Seattle's Ass-Blasting Mayor resigning tomorrow due to sex allegations.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (9TK8E)
While admitting no wrongdoing, he says he is resigning to spend more time with his kids.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 04:47 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:47 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017
....
mostly fat more likely
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:47 PM (XKqn4)
___________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa. . .
Posted by: The Mayor's Kids at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (ATVNj)
Or is the kangaroo bothering GP in the nuts?
Posted by: Dangling Participle
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Ambiguous antecedent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (D0r5+)
OK, cross, uncross, stretch, stretch, look at the birds!
OK now, eyes on the ground, eyes on the birds.
No, no, no, I said eyes... not eye!
Posted by: hILLRY's bathroom server at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: It's Chelsea! at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (CPk08)
She can do it, she just does it really, really fast.
Posted by: Guy who says and so it begins at September 12, 2017 04:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (XKqn4)
Once we have enough muz in this country, we'll soon see why this is a truly necessary religious observance and thus above reproach.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 04:49 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:49 PM (zSVEm)
Golf clap. Nicely punchlined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Thanks, I had to work for that one.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 12, 2017 04:49 PM (2rQlH)
"The mayor, who has been accused of pedophilia, announced today that he was resigning in order to spend more tie with his kids."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 04:50 PM (ILitO)
People will follow the law, any law, so long as its evenly applied. When you see a select group gettin' a pass on serious shit, the thoughts of ignoring laws both big and small gains traction. Look doomsday spending - if I'm in debt $100,000, what's another $2,000? Oh, the feds do that too, with Trillions.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at September 12, 2017 04:50 PM (i6shs)
17yo Christian student is beaten to death in Pakistan by moslem classmates after drinking from same glass as one of them
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (XKqn4)
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Sounds about right.
Religion of peace and all that.
But hey...he started it. Appropriated their glass.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 12, 2017 04:50 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:25 PM (67IiR)
Because the Gap Band was awesome.
Posted by: troyriser at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (Fw5cQ)
them on it thanks to Slumber'n Sessions so they will do *anything* and
reap the benefits.
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You are very cynical.
I like that.
And...I agree.
/so far, "lie detectors," "Awan brothers/DWS," "DNC hack," "unmasking," and so on have all just be kabuki for the masses.
Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (eAMlh)
Where repeatedly refusing to comply with court orders nets you nothing. Where a judge can declare he'll ignore the 1st Amendment...
They'll skate.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (s8BBa)
Posted by: RI Red - making another list at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (GyrKe)
Posted by: Guy Who's Seen Fire and Rain at September 12, 2017 04:52 PM (uVd6p)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, President In Waiting at September 12, 2017 04:52 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Cheryl Mills at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:40 PM (XKqn4)
Once we have enough muz in this country, we'll soon see why this is a truly necessary religious observance and thus above reproach.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 04:49 PM (gwPgz)
Just Muslims being Muslims... their actions werein conformity to the tenets of their faith... and people in the West are shocked and surprised...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (zSVEm)
What is the best way to check book stats on Amazon?
Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Guy Who's Seen Fire and Rain
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I've seen Sunni days that I thought would never end.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Guy Who's Seen Fire and Rain
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I've seen Sunni days that I thought would never end.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (w1zJX)
Cat Stevens, is that you?
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:55 PM (zSVEm)
Early in the morning.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (ATVNj)
Risin' to the street.
Light me up that cigarrette and I strap shoes on my feet.
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 04:56 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2017 04:56 PM (uVd6p)
Posted by: Sonobi at September 12, 2017 04:56 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 04:56 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:53 PM (6Ll1u)
+++
Makes me really wonder what type of family man Paul Ryan is. Is he a loyal husband? Does he honor his promises to his kids? Is he true to his word? Just can't believe you can be a total scumbag in only one direction but not another.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (zSVEm)
who here believe Hillary can even do yoga?
and what kind of sicko would sell her a pair of yoga pants?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 04:21 PM (XKqn4)
Huma? Perhaps for the "toe" look?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Covfefe at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (ATVNj)
Oh, actions do have consequences, I suppose. When you look at it statistically, certain behaviors yield better results than others.
But when it comes to Justice, it only occasionally happens in this world, especially when you're talking about the rich and powerful. It all came crashing down for Herr Hitler but how many other mass murderers died naturally at a ripe age? And how many good men --- including the One that Christians believe was perfect --- were tortured in agony?
There is scarcely anything more satisfying than to see Justice when it does happen though. I saw that last November when the Bitch, who I believed would win, was denied the only thing that mattered to her. I was convinced that all of her lies and crimes would bring her the ultimate prize. And miraculously (?) it didn't.
So when I see all of these scoundrels walk, I console myself with that one great moment.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (0jtPF)
Baby you can bukkake with me
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM (67IiR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (/qEW2)
61% of Americans think hillary should retire, and GP has story of Lara Loomer trolling hillary and huma at her book signing about missing email, huma's pedo husband, etc.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (6Ll1u)
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On reflection, I honestly don't know if Cat Stevens, aka Yusef Islam, is Sunni or Shia...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 04:57 PM
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Did 4chan steal his flag?
Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 04:59 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Nazareth at September 12, 2017 04:59 PM (2wRtc)
The DEMs will keep on trying: no voter ID; no electoral college; automatic voter registration, etc., until national elections are just as meaningful as elections in California.
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 04:59 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 04:59 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (eAMlh)
This is 'spectacular" in a similar manner:
https://youtu.be/xJD8MT1Jfs8
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 05:00 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 04:20 PM
Totally stealing that.
Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at September 12, 2017 05:00 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2017 05:01 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:01 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 04:54 PM (LISuA)
Hard chancre. Not wart.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 05:01 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (67IiR)
AC, Dammit!!!Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (sf2BM)
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How come they don't name hurricanes with Arabic names?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM
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They're all named after Cat Stevens.
Cat 3, Cat 4...
Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (ATVNj)
Ed "Creepy" Murray's out?
*happy dance*
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 05:02 PM (jhqr1)
Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, and I hope all other FL 'rons and 'ettes are doing well.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)
They're all named after Cat Stevens.
Cat 3, Cat 4...
____________________________
So noted.
*golf clap*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (ATVNj)
They named a boxer Muhammad?
Why not a hurricane?
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Nothing like a good steaming Muhammad after coffee and my daily constitutional.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (2wRtc)
+++
Good to hear! Was worried about you and your squalls.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (7m3t8)
Ooh. Gap Band references. I approve.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (QMqEu)
Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (JFpNs)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)
Glad you made it.
Boil your drinking water. Good luck.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: washrivergal
Daddy did the stupid Freedom people try to vote for something again? Is the Tea Party going to make you go out of town with your aide again? Mommy cries a lot.
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Kids at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (2rQlH)
Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, and I hope all other FL 'rons and 'ettes are doing well.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)
Is your wife ok?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, and I hope all other FL 'rons and 'ettes are doing well.
Posted by: Insomniac
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*fistbump*
Duke Energy did the same here. The Progs hate them...while the power is on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (w1zJX)
They named a boxer Muhammad?
Why not a hurricane?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Hurricane Humps Goat Ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (9S69S)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (qecJ3)
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Great to hear, Som!
Keep us updated on your looter body count - winging them is only half a point.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (7m3t
Much appreciated. I was involuntarily incommunicado. I still can't make phone calls.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (cJiNU)
The video of her trolling Hill and Huma is loltastic! I'm not usually a fan of secondhand embarrassment but it is well deserved. Though I'm not sure Hillary is capable of shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=333kJZQw0wY
Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 04:51 PM (eAMlh)
Kind of like putting Michelle the Mooch on the best dressed list but not Melania
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 05:06 PM (O2RFr)
WTF? Young whippersnappers.
James Taylor!
Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (JFpNs)
Isn't he the guy who croons to terrorists, for world peace or something?
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:06 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:06 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (uVd6p)
Jerry Lee Lewis will make it another year just to avoid getting confused with that fruity spaz. Probably die trying to get into Graceland to shoot Elvis, except he's at the Gas n Sip in a scooter. Or it will be like Bubba Ho Tep.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (67IiR)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 05:07 PM (qecJ3)
Say what you will about my loyalty, but at least *I* never miss leg day!
Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (O2RFr)
Is your wife ok?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)
She swam away with some Italian sea lion.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (cJiNU)
I missed a lot .. What is this?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (O2RFr)
The advert in the left margin that looks like a homepage takeover.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (zSVEm)
Some poor 8yr old Jewish kid walking home alone got the sh*t kicked out of him in NE London yesterday. Right in the middle of a nice residential neighborhood.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (p+Wdc)
She swam away with some Italian sea lion.
Ah, the Paolo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)
My folks are safe but still camping out in their place with no power.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:03 PM (cJiNU)
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Hallelujah!
Did you manage to pick up anything at the store?!? athletic shoes? booze? wide-screen TV?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Insomniac
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I should have warned you, man. Those Florida 'tees can't be trusted.
Posted by: Doug Kershaw at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (w1zJX)
They named a boxer Muhammad?
Why not a hurricane?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:01 PM (ATVNj)
They should name every hurricane "George"!
Posted by: George Foreman at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (7HtZB)
When you represent the criminal class, all opposition has a "disparate impact" on your constituency.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (QtQaN)
Is your wife ok?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:05 PM (z/Ubi)
She swam away with some Italian sea lion.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:08 PM (cJiNU)
Could he balance a beach ball on his nose? Clap for fish?
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (zSVEm)
My folks are safe but still camping out in their place with no power.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (2wRtc)
+++
That's bad. Good luck to them.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: Best Tracks of 2016 at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (HtRsM)
Posted by: kraken
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I think John F'n Kerry pulled him out for a special 'healing' after one of those EU incidents...
Posted by: ironically speaking at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (JFpNs)
Posted by: Sonobi Corp. at September 12, 2017 05:12 PM (PMkYS)
Video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=333kJZQw0wY
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 05:12 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (zSVEm)
.............
Nope. But she does bear a remarkable resemblance to a creature rumored to inhabit the forests of the Pacific Northwest.
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 12, 2017 05:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:13 PM (ATVNj)
If you care about legal process this outcome is outrageous.
Jimmy Drama and Lynch should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Jimmy Drama is the better target because he no longer has any political support.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 05:13 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2017 05:09 PM (jhqr1)
Yeah, but that's anti-Zionism, not anti-Semitism. So it's OK.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)
Noh way!
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (7HtZB)
Noh Noh Nanette was the best show ever.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: irright at September 12, 2017 04:32 PM (pMGkg)
And her her heap big comatose spot is heap spot on, Kimo Sabe.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (QMqEu)
Posted by: MSTisdale at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (/z8es)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (zSVEm)
Which is what leftists think about the Constitution as a whole.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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I recall one who was deemed to be 'Too old and sick' to be executed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Reed College Administrator at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: washrivergal
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The Hyatt Regency Riverfront ( where FOX keeps reporting from) already had a giant sinkhole open up next door two years ago, and had removed a whole section of sidewalk in front of the hotel to be repaired this year. It's now under between 3-6 feet of water, depending on the tide.
The city had talked about turning the place into a marina. Guess Irma made the decision for them.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:16 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
_____________________________________
The ultimate irony, Mike, since the Nazis killed the old and sick first in the camps.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2017 05:17 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:04 PM (2wRtc)
In our house, anything wrapped in bacon is a bin laden. Water chestnut bin ladens are especially good.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:17 PM (2NqXo)
Ah, Pizza Girl III: Anchovies please.
Posted by: Reed College Administrator at September 12, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)
Will no one hear our cries? Between this and the Paki Christian, how much backlash can we look out for?
Posted by: Moderate Muslims at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (uVd6p)
Posted by: Brian Williams at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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Curiously, the 'Antifa' have the same plan.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (w1zJX)
My folks are safe but still camping out in their place with no power.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (2wRtc)
Yeah, I heard they had some bad storm surge up that way. Glad they're safe. God bless 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (cJiNU)
Just Sonobi, baby. You lost.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 05:19 PM (LISuA)
OT : Seattle's Ass-Blasting Mayor resigning tomorrow due to sex allegations.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (9TK8E)
While admitting no wrongdoing, he says he is resigning to spend more time with his kids.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 04:47 PM (tbOMB)
Those kids wont diddle themselves.
Posted by: Hizzoner, I mean, Hizzonim Mayor of Seattle at September 12, 2017 05:19 PM (QMqEu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:19 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (w1zJX)
That's kind of what I expect, yeah. Like those mafia trials where the dons are on oxygen and 112 years old
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (39g3+)
Six, no, wait,...seven kitties rescued from an unusual place:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWFb3FAGXU
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (RUEW6)
271 Jacksonville is underwater. Worst flooding since 1846. Riverside area near St. Vincent's and the Landings hit hard.
My folks are safe but still camping out in their place with no power.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:10 PM (2wRtc)
Yeah, I heard they had some bad storm surge up that way. Glad they're safe. God bless 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:18 PM (cJiNU)
Are they blaming Climate Change 11!!1 down there?
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (zSVEm)
And she has Shredders-R-Us on speed dial.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (0ogQG)
Which is what leftists think about the Constitution as a whole.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:15 PM (0jtPF)
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I believe the devil himself blows air into her lungs.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 12, 2017 04:27 PM (HtLSE)
Noh way!
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 04:29 PM (7HtZB)
Noh Noh Nanette was the best show ever.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:14 PM (2NqXo)
As long as there's Noh math...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (XKqn4)
I mean... its disgusting to be a guy who goes to rest areas and signals availablilty to queers but children?? When are we gonna get wide stance jokes about these scum?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: George Foreman at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (7HtZB)
+++++
thread winner?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:21 PM (XKqn4)
Any word from Brent in Jacksonville?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I think Alex said they were "EATING DRUNKEN MIDGETS AT THE JAGUARDOME."
I may have read it wrong.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (uVd6p)
Six, no, wait,...seven kitties rescued from an unusual place:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWFb3FAGXU
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice!
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President Trump's rhetoric is responsible for this pussy grabbing in the sewer.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (0jtPF)
Top-shelf liquor and a new sound system. Winning!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (cJiNU)
.....
they had global warming in 1846?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (XKqn4)
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this is the worst Global Warming since 1846!
Posted by: John McVain, ProtoDemocrat at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (HBPrJ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:11 PM (0jtPF)
Top-shelf liquor and a new sound system. Winning!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (cJiNU)
Better than my week. Good on you!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2017 05:24 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (7m3t
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Yes--the Father of Lies.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:24 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (zSVEm)
I haven't had much access to news or anything, but I'm sure the usual cast of jagoffs is frothing at the mouth about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:24 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)
How many months until he reaches the point that the Left is regularly using him as a source for their conspiracy theories?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 05:25 PM (z/Ubi)
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Yes. It was caused by cannon and mortar fire.
'Confederate' cannon and mortar fire.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:25 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (0jtPF)
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Yes. It was caused by cannon and mortar fire.
'Confederate' cannon and mortar fire.
1846 was the war with Mexico.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (QQ+il)
Fake Global Warming was started by Europeans after the Middle Ages. That's how far back they're going with this bullshit.
White people have A LOT to answer for. A Lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (RUEW6)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:17 PM (2NqXo)
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My brother-in-law calls such things osamas. Maybe we're related.
Try date osamas, with an almond where the pit used to be. Yummy.
Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (zSVEm)
Only took one brick to make that window drop
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:28 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)
Awwww! Throw out the Gang membersand let these guys who rescued them stay! They have kind hearts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 05:28 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:27 PM (zSVEm)
Especially since the election. Prices have be at or below costs for places like J&G Sales and SGAmmo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:28 PM (xJa6I)
Your victims are also thankful.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (EyPfd)
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The folks in Jax aren't blaming anything right now. Too busy wading through the ocean in their multi-million dollar homes.
Jacksonvillians have long believed that they were nearly immune to hurricanes and such due to the "Jacksonville Bump" , a little swell in the coastline that many believes pushes the hurricanes around the city. They had been really lucky for a long time. Then Irma snuck in through the back door with the surge.
Riverside is a big money area-doctors and professionals. It's going to be an incredibly costly event.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (2wRtc)
He should do something on a stage-but no pole dancing, insomniac. ;^) I keep telling him he could do a show-comedy and music.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)
Are people really that brainwashed?
Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (2wRtc)
kraken
Did you see my earlier link on ammo from SGA?
http://www.sgammo.com/buyers-market-ammo-0
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (EyPfd)
Cool... thanks.. will check it out...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby<<<
Mmm, influenced, yes. But also consider that back in the day, Michelle Obama was wearing tuck-and-roll upholstery before tuck-and-roll upholstery became cool.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (D0riW)
--AGW advocate when its cold outside
"These hurricanes are proof of global warming!!!!"
--Also AGW advocate
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)
--Elizabeth Warren
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Thank you, CRT.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (2wRtc)
>>Michelle OBama's fashion sense was obviously influenced by Carol Burnett and her famous skit with the curtain dress.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Mmm, influenced, yes. But also consider that back in the day, Michelle Obama was wearing tuck-and-roll upholstery before tuck-and-roll upholstery became cool.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (D0riW)
I wonder where she goes for detailing?
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (zSVEm)
How old are they? They may have no idea what good speaking is, he's just emotionally compelling and they think that's what great is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)
patio midnight walk to meet her coven for some naked dancing in the
moonlight.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM
Please, for the love of Bob Ross, let this visual die here, and not find its way to an Art Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (ctuyM)
--AGW advocate when its cold outside
"These hurricanes are proof of global warming!!!!"
--Also AGW advocate"
Winter is coming
Posted by: Ned Stark at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (IZPn8)
Posted by: Ted Cruise and Staff at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (PMkYS)
Uh....uh.....uh....uh.....
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama - Orator at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 12, 2017 05:22 PM (ATVNj)
Very clever. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (iVOAv)
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You should reply " Well uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh of c-c-c-c-course he is!"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)
Once upon a time, Glenn Beck was.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)
Are people really that brainwashed?
Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (c056A)
They sound quite young.
Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (03XCu)
Uh....uh.....uh....uh.....
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama - Orator at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (C3a3Z)
Nope... Calvin Coolidge
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:34 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)
Once upon a time, Glenn Beck was.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)
*Scared*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 05:34 PM (xJa6I)
well ahead of the investigation: The Guild protects its own."
Yes, we have. One rule of law for the deplorables and no rules of law for the ruling/political class.
Posted by: Locke Common at September 12, 2017 05:34 PM (ciOBu)
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 05:34 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 05:35 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:29 PM (QQ+il)
I think Irma feels bad about all the damage she caused and is now officially a tropical depressive.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 05:35 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:35 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (EaQ6/)
You should reply " Well uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh of c-c-c-c-course he is!"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!<<<
Don't forget the whistles.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: ex Mayor Murray at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (cxV/H)
Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at September 12, 2017 05:36 PM (QQ+il)
Lincoln for the win!
His most consequential speech was at Copper Union, NYC in 1860. Before it, the MSM of the day thought he was a country bumpkin. During this speech he won over the NYC media darlings and became a star.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 05:37 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:35 PM (EyPfd)
It's true. Hitler went from an obscure nobody to the Fuhrer based in large part on his oratory skills.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:37 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:38 PM (XKqn4)
patio midnight walk to meet her coven for some naked dancing in the
moonlight.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM
Please, for the love of Bob Ross, let this visual die here, and not find its way to an Art Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2017 05:32 PM (ctuyM)
Replace the visual with this story I saw the other day on one of the Brit tabloids that Drudge linked to. It was a "sex witch" in New Zealand who specialty was casting "orgasm spells".
She had a coven apparently and they had pictures of them sitting around in a circle in the woods. Casting spells. A Circle Jill, we might call it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (8O3HH)
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It's a sort of rite of passage for them.
It's not like they plan to practice law ever again. Now they'll just head up the board for a liberal tank of think and milk the lecture circuit /book tour cash cow.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (EaQ6/)
look out!
UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini
you are now warned
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:38 PM (XKqn4)
I'd hit it
Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (jxbfJ)
OT : Seattle's Ass-Blasting Mayor resigning tomorrow due to sex allegations.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 04:18 PM (9TK8E)
Finally. What a perv. He should be locked up. Or worse, forced to live with that communist freak councilwoman.
Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 05:40 PM (Mjus2)
Lena, Darling.
We don't fat shame you to be mean.
We fat shame you in hopes that you will chose a healthier lifestyle, and therefore live longer.
Yeh...
Yeh, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 05:40 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 12, 2017 05:39 PM (398bZ)
LOL!
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:40 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: TOTUS at September 12, 2017 05:41 PM (ctuyM)
look out!
UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini
you are now warned
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:38 PM (XKqn4)
That's the best swimsuit for her curvy body? She's joking, right? A burka wouldn't cover enough.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 05:41 PM (jxbfJ)
you are now warned
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:38 PM (XKqn4)
Ve zee nothing vrong vid that.
Posted by: Beach Filled With Overweight Germans in Speedos at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (EgwCt)
Are people really that brainwashed?
Posted by: Mike at September 12, 2017 05:30 PM (c056A)
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Yes.
But now that you mention JFK, I have to say that his voice and accent were extremely grating, which diminishes his oratory. I'd still say he had good writers and very good delivery though.
What Obama had was a nice voice, baritone but not heavy, with a rich timbre. The speeches themselves were crap, as anyone reading the text could see. The delivery was so-so, too often paced to the teleprompter and with the side-to-side reading that reminded of me of a tennis match. The cadence was usually monotonous.
Reagan for the win!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (0jtPF)
Jesus, I'll bet her ass is like a burlap sling full of tripe.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 05:20 PM (7m3t
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Yes--the Father of Lies.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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You can smell the sin on her breath.
Posted by: Seth Richards at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)
OMG! They switched it out with regular Coke and now Trump's hopped up on sugar!
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 05:43 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:44 PM (EaQ6/)
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Jesus Christ, help us!
Hurricanes, earthquakes, wildfires, nuclear threats from North Korea, fire ants that float. . . .
NOW THIS!!!!!!
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 12, 2017 05:45 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Seth Richards at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (nBBdT)
You misspelled Gin.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 12, 2017 05:45 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:42 PM (2wRtc)
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When you figure it out, please, puhleeeeze, don't tell us!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 05:45 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (zSVEm)
Sessions was talking about subjecting the NSC staff to a lie detector.
This is what they should use on them to force the truth out of them. Get Lena in that and have her do a strip and "solo session".
Force the subjects to watch that until the fess up who leaked.
I couldn't hold out for 5 seconds against that, I don't think. Make it stop, make it stop! I'll do anything! Shoot me!
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 05:46 PM (gbWkA)
being drugged, from his diet coke and iced tea. Just like Reagan was.
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Geez, that's so 80's X -Files.
He should go with "spiking his drinks with colonies of nanomachines controlled by peeing Russian hookers". Now THAT'S topical.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:47 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:48 PM (EaQ6/)
If she wants calfskin, we'll need to tan more than one.
Posted by: Lena's Bikini Maker at September 12, 2017 05:48 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 05:48 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (9S69S)
Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (gbWkA)
BREAKING: Pyongyang categorically rejects sanctions.
I guess that's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 05:48 PM (
Maybe someone needs to explain to them what sanctions are...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: An Observation at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (NuFdP)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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*eyeroll*
*gavel*
Gallows, dawn.
Posted by: Judge Judy at September 12, 2017 05:51 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:50 PM (zSVEm)
Maybe someone needs to explain to the The UN, China, and Russia what sanctions are...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 05:51 PM (SjImc)
All of them, at once.
We should be ghosting them everywhere they go, already.
Next time they fire off a rocket / nuke test, we sink all of them.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:37 PM (cJiNU)
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He went from a rank-and-file nobody to the lead speaker of the movement for the same reason. They say that even people who didn't agree with him felt spellbound at Beer Hall speech before the Putsch. Some described the feeling as they were a glove turned inside-out.
Kinda demonic, if you believe in that stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (2mC6G)
Hillary says: I would have been seen as a genius if I won.
Sean Spicer says: And "if" I won the lottery I'd be rich.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (Nwg0u)
I'm thinking someone is loading her up on late night pancakes.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (D0riW)
Posted by: Judge Judy at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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*eyeroll*
*gavel*
Gallows, dawn.
Posted by: Judge Judy at September 12, 2017 05:51 PM (nBBdT)
Something tells me she would have no patience at all for these sorts of shenanigans.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: B-83 - 1.2 mt at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Alex Jones at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (QQ+il)
Also wasn't Clinton working as a Federal employee when she stole all that classified information? Doesn't that necessarily mean the public interest is pretty great?
Posted by: MAGA at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (95j/M)
How is Lena so chubby but boobless
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (9S69S)
Does it matter? Like it would help.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (gbWkA)
Read the comments on that Daily Mail Lena horror show.
What the hell does she do this for? Attention?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Sonobi Juan Kenobi at September 12, 2017 05:54 PM (nmr2M)
UK Daily Mail has a pic of Lena Dunham in a bikini
you are now warned
Doctor my eyes!
Please tell me what is wrong
It was just a peek
And now my will to live is gone
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 12, 2017 05:54 PM (IZPn8)
She is bravely challenging our oppressive patriarchal standards of beauty I guess.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 05:49 PM (9S69S)
Does it matter? Like it would help.
Impressive boobs can cancel out any number of other body flaws, or so I've been told.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (Mouru)
and could have been given by obama
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:55 PM (QQ+il)
Well nah, because unlike weebles, dunham does fall down and go down
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 05:53 PM (8O3HH)
The writers for 'Seinfeld' nailed it almost two fvcking decades ago when they had the character 'Elaine' proclaim that 'revulsion is the new attraction'.
It was a prediction of what was to come for about half the country. The non-thinking half.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (EgwCt)
Kinda demonic, if you believe in that stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2017 05:52 PM (2mC6G)
It was downright eerie. People would meet him privately and quickly feel themselves swayed to his cause after he started speaking to them.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:57 PM (cJiNU)
I can only conclude that whole swaths of the DOJ and FBI are in open revolt.
I'm counting on Sessions and Wray setting up silo-ed units of Untouchables to do their patriotic duty.
What's going on with DWS gives me hope, but truth said I don't what the fuck is going on.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 05:57 PM (SIY7D)
(Keep it)
(Cut it)
(Not care)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM (6Ll1u)
You male or female Tfb?
Posted by: Sonobi Juan Kenobi at September 12, 2017 05:57 PM (nmr2M)
I've been growing my beard for a year, should I
(Keep it)
(Cut it)
(Not care)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 05:56 PM
Since I don't know your gender, my opinions are various...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:57 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Al Capp at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (HgMAr)
(Keep it)
(Cut it)
(Not care)
Hmm. I've been thinking about getting a beard.
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 05:59 PM (EaQ6/)
I've been growing my beard for a year, should I
(Keep it)
(Cut it)
(Not care)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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Winter is coming on. Keep it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 05:59 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Grump928
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Shmoo
http://tinyurl.com/ojjf6jr
Posted by: Al Capp at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (nBBdT)
Pillsbury Dough Girl..
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 05:59 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (Mouru)
Too late. We already know you're as queer as Liberace's hairdresser's interior designer's boyfriend.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 05:59 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:00 PM (XKqn4)
maybe we shouldn't prosecute anything but violent offenses.
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:00 PM (FKrah)
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Let's expand the category for a minute, to include Margaret Thatcher (who would have been a far better successor to RR anyway).
Thatcher at Parliamentary Question Time is where I go for bucking up when the GOPe/Democrats get me down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv5t6rC6yvg
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 06:01 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 06:01 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:01 PM (FKrah)
Hmm. I've been thinking about getting a
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (Mouru)
Off Obi Juan.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)
Believe or not, Shep Smith was married to an actual woman for several years, divorced in '93, I think.
You can look it up. She does look very naive.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Joe Biden
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You want to sniff her hair, right?
Perv.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (FKrah)
also does anyone have the phone number for Jenni in the Weight Watchers ad
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (XKqn4)
867-5309
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:01 PM (FKrah)
There was plenty of rain and high winds. I got some minor water infiltration on the first floor but that's it. Lost a handful of roofing shingles too. All in all came out of it OK.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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NO! You pig.
Posted by: Slutwalker at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (RUEW6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (FKrah)
Oh boy you stared at it didn't you Willow.
DON'T STARE AT IT!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (nmr2M)
Lena Dunham, -- and not to be insulting, but I know some of you fuckers
have considered it.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (D0riW)
or we think we have a defect somewhere.
looks around at my behind, down my chest.
worries
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (RUEW6)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (EaQ6/)
Numbnuts!
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (RUEW6)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (FKrah)
DON'T STARE AT IT!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Above all, do NOT make eye contact.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, with 200 amp service at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (nBBdT)
kraken, fair, and you?
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:03 PM (FKrah)
Pretty unfair, this thread... I have been mocking Lena's pudginess... other than that, enjoying beautiful weather here...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:05 PM (zSVEm)
Ladies and gentlemen, I was told this by high level sources and it was evident and especially after [Ronald] Reagan was shot in his first year in office when he was acting like Trump, and doing the right things, that he never really recovered. They gave him cold blood, and his transfusion that causes brain damage. They slowly gave him small amounts of sedatives. It's known that most presidents end up getting drugged. Small dosages of sedatives till they build it up, Trump's such a bull he hasn't fully understood it yet.
But I've talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they're building up that's also addictive in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea and that the president by 6 or 7 at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged. Now first they had to isolate him to do that. But yes, ladies and gentleman, I've talked to people that talk to the president now at 9 at night, he is slurring his words. And I'm going to leave it at that. I've talked to folks that have talked to him directly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (q177U)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (FKrah)
So x-ray glasses are out of the question?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (FKrah)
Oh boy you stared at it didn't you Willow.
DON'T STARE AT IT!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM
So....sonobi is the new Hypnotoad?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (gbWkA)
Lunkhead.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (RUEW6)
You can look it up. She does look very naive.
Poor girl. I'll bet after the divorce she swore never to put on another strap-on again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (FKrah)
or we think we have a defect somewhere.
looks around at my behind, down my chest.
worries
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:04 PM (FKrah)
Cop wanting to see your bra again?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (z/Ubi)
It took them 30 days just to print checks
and they can't validate 60 interfaces in the next 40 hours
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (XKqn4)
Lena Dunham, -- and not to be insulting, but I know some of you fuckers
have considered it.
I thought it was the couch!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (oVJmc)
Up here north of ATL , a guy in a house not too far from my place took a tree through the roof. Killed him instantly. Helluva way to go.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (2wRtc)
That's a skill I learned early -- how to stare without appearing to stare. Dark glasses are wonderful, but when you can't have them on, I use a scanning technique. Quick glances back and forth that slowly build up a good picture with all the detail I want.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (FKrah)
Thanks! It would've been even less of a problem if there hasn't been a slight eastward shift in Irma's path as it traveled up the coast. A lot of other parts of the state got hit far far worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (cJiNU)
333
they had global warming in 1846?
===
Yes. It was caused by cannon and mortar fire.
'Confederate' cannon and mortar fire.
1846 was the war with Mexico.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 05:26 PM (QQ+il)
Forget it, he's on a roll.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (iFZVz)
Cop wanting to see your bra again?
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 06:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Willows not out of jail yet?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (FKrah)
Evidently someone has wanted to-she has a boyfriend.
I am officially bored with Lena Dunham and have-nor will ever have any desire to stick any part of my self into her. It doesn't have anything to do with her being chunky. I DON"T CARE. I'm not a lesbian and I have dated men who were chunky It's the personality and faith that that matters more than anything else and if she werea man and she had the looks of some male model I still want "do her" because she's some whacked out lefty who has major issues and despises Christianity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:06 PM (nmr2M)
++++
But binoculars, totally go for it
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: Grump928
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Shmoo
http://tinyurl.com/ojjf6jr
Posted by: Al Capp at September 12, 2017 05:58 PM (nBBdT)
Pillsbury Dough Girl..
-
Sta Puff Marshmallow Thing
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (2wRtc)
Damn. Pretty grisly. I don't have any large trees around me, thankfully.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (2wRtc)
Shit a hella've a lot better than cancer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (EaQ6/)
He avoided a natural disaster and found true love.
It's an Irma Miracle!
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (C3a3Z)
>> another strap-on
I can imagine a funny Bob Newhart style one-side conversation with Mrs. Smith.
"You want to do anal? Well, I don't know about that...."
"Wait, what?!....."
"Me to do you?!! .... How?"
"You've already bought one......."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (EaQ6/)
maybe the staff even speaks english?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (SjImc)
I worry that people will disbelieve because of so much furor and then it will really go badly
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:10 PM (FKrah)
Sure, compared to the apocalyptic predictions of the likes of Shep "THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER IN THE ASTRODOME" Smith.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:09 PM (zSVEm)
*checks out window*
We seem to have dodged a bullet here in So Cal too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:
++++
what do you expect for a dead guy?
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:12 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:12 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (q177U)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (C3a3Z)
Forget it, he's on a roll.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
====
Ixnay on the actsfay.
rollTay in the ousehay!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:12 PM (zSVEm)
Yes, but he's getting better.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (nmr2M)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (FKrah)
i'm holding out for cow though
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)
the long pig.
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (FKrah)
"My eyes are up here, asshole!" ........
I get the impression those hot Mexican weather girl types would be just the opposite:
"Hey, my boobs are down here!"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 06:14 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (39g3+)
He avoided a natural disaster and found true love.
It's an Irma Miracle!
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:11 PM (C3a3Z)
I guess you didn't see my earlier comment. Barbara swam off with an Italian sea lion.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (cJiNU)
Taco Bell ever closes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
all restaurants are Taco Bell
Posted by: Sexy young Sandra Bullock at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (ghofu)
You can look it up. She does look very naive.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:02 PM (8O3HH)
Such a gentleman! So polite! Never tried to paw my sweet baby or even kiss her before the wedding. He picked out her dress, too. Such good taste! He loved my meatloaf, too.
Posted by: Shep's former MIL at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (39g3+)
Seattle Mayor Ed Murray resigned Tuesday, just hours after new allegations that he sexually abused a younger cousin decades ago in New York.
Murray, a former Democratic state legislator elected mayor in 2013, said in a statement that he is resigning effective 5 p.m. Wednesday.
He's resigning tomorrow because he wants to fvck us one more time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:08 PM (FKrah)
And some peoples' Adventure of Discovery should last their entire life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (EaQ6/)
i'm holding out for cow though
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)
Mmmm...long pig...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:12 PM (FKrah)
That's pretty safe. When you're at the beach, put important stuff in your sneakers. Last place they look.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Mortimer
So, her got wood, and then he died?
Bummer.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (vcOmj)
He goes to the wrong strip clubs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:15 PM (39g3+)
They're picking up their dollars with the wrong body part.
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (CPk08)
Well, it was bound to happen sometime.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (C3a3Z)
i'm holding out for cow though
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)
...
My wife had a friend in Indonesia, and the friend grew up in Irian Jaya and knew people who had been involved in cannibalism in the past.
And yeah, he asked, and the answer was yes, we taste pretty good.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2017 06:18 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: garrett
===
They had been growing apart for a while.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:18 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (RUEW6)
rollTay in the ousehay!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (2wRtc) [I/]
Bacon Latin is strictly verboten!
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (EaQ6/)
I saw a study where men looked at her face first then her boobs
in the same study, women looked something like at her boobs then her shoes, and then her face
what do the ladies say about this?
??
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (XKqn4)
Posted by: garrett
===
They had been growing apart for a while.
Posted by: Mortimer
Some people thought the whole relationship was a fluke.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (9S69S)
558
534 529 insomniac, I've heard some tell, people can be quite tasty.
i'm holding out for cow though
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:13 PM (FKrah)
...
My wife had a friend in Indonesia, and the friend grew up in Irian
Jaya and knew people who had been involved in cannibalism in the past.
And yeah, he asked, and the answer was yes, we taste pretty good.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM (yL25O)
Then there was that old urban legend that the reason SPAM became so popular in the Pacific islands is that it tasted a lot like long pig.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:16 PM (FKrah)
I live in the Osage Beach area, near Lake of the Ozarks... nice amenities, stores, clean, safe, plenty of activities. Gets busy in boating season... but that brings money/ revenue... then they all leave and the place is great. Lots of natural beauty, and the people are great.
Very little storm surge...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (zSVEm)
There was an old guy around here. He was a septic tank digger, ditch digger type. Millionaire several times over. He said the smell of that septic tank was like money, and that's you make money, be willing do shit that needs done that nobody else wants to do.
I remember one time as a kid he came down to this little store hangout for a "drank". He was shirtless and covered in mud, with his belly hanging out over his pants.
He bent over the drink box to pull out a big 20z Pepsi in a glass ball and half his ass hung out.
He inhaled that think in about one gulp, then let out a burp that rattled the rafters. He then said, "Soooeeey!!" (meaning, yep, I'm a pig).
My father then explained how much money he was worth......
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (8O3HH)
So, you are saying the Tide went out on their love?
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (89T5c)
Always face first for me with women though. Some guys are leg men, some guys are boob men, etc.
I'm a face man. A pretty face does me in every time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:21 PM (C3a3Z)
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:19 PM (XKqn4)
I say it's stupid. woman tend to look at what an entire person look like. I never notice shoes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:22 PM (iVOAv)
"No, but my grandfather once ate a Scottish missionary."
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 06:22 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Zombie J Geils Band at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (SIY7D)
They say you should accent your best feature.
...and nothing says, 'check out my luxurious back-pelt like a speedo.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (C3a3Z)
Nice that you get seasonal stuff, and also less rambunctious period to decompress
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: NCKate at September 12, 2017 06:20 PM (9S69S)
Yeah, but your looking at his personality and not his tits, right?!
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 06:23 PM (GrUrN)
That wasn't mud.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:21 PM (C3a3Z)
That's how you can tell he wasn't the king.
Posted by: Dennis at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: garrett
====
It's like a Showcase of Moles.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:24 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:25 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:25 PM (ghofu)
I say it's stupid. woman tend to look at what an entire person look like. I never notice shoes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:22 PM (iVOAv)
+++
I agree. However, I have been compelled by eyes.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 06:25 PM (7m3t8)
So that's what they're calling it now.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at September 12, 2017 06:25 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (FKrah)
Jaya
Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 06:17 PM
I took my wife to Indonesia.
Jakarta?
No, we went by boat!
I'll be here all week. Try the veal!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (FKrah)
Have some more Chardonnay FAB.
Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (gIRsn)
I actually notice how either man or women are dressed , mainly as an indicator of how I respond. or don't
Posted by: willow
====
Smoking hot blond.Clingy dress.
Husky voice. Bedroom eyes.
"Hi willow, you know how cute I always thought you were!"
And you respond?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (2wRtc)
I can find myself staring at a pretty woman engaged in animated conversation.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (cjwsC)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (FKrah)
Fur oil.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (cJiNU)
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (iVOAv)
My wife had a friend in Indonesia, and the friend grew up in Irian
Jaya and knew people who had been involved in cannibalism in the past.
And yeah, he asked, and the answer was yes, we taste pretty good.
--
We taste like Spam.
That's why they like it so much in Samoa.
Don't ask how I know these things.
/do not eat the brains, it will not give you their brain powers...
Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (aT+Bx)
You know what I'm gonna check it. That caboose. If I'm looking from the front, I'm gonna check the boobage, but I'm gonna maneuver ASAP to check out that caboose. Discretely, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (8O3HH)
garret a well maintained man beads his pelt.
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (FKrah)
What would my " pelt" be, willow? Looking all over myself...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (FKrah)
Fixed
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (Mouru)
Jessica Rabbit did nothing for you, then?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:29 PM (6FqZa)
LOL
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:29 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:30 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:31 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Buster Brown at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (FKrah)
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2017/09/12/doj-freddie-gray-officers/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (EyPfd)
kraken, you know like an ewok. the back braiding is to die for.
or so I've heard.
Posted by: willow
Ah, you make the jest... sometimes, I am kinda literal...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (zSVEm)
nood hillary
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (RUEW6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (39g3+)
The duct tape is on isle #3.
Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (cjwsC)
Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (oiNtH)
---
They will need absolution.
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (2mC6G)
Kendall is the only one practicing, I think. Maybe Samuelson. IIRC, Cheryl Mills got in on that Haiti/Clinton Foundation scam an is hooked up as an executive with some Outfits/NGOs that traffics in organs and child sex, er, helps unfortunate Third Worlders like those in Haiti in times of natural catastrophes.
That there is another scandal the MFM could Pulitzer out on but won't touch. ~spit~
Posted by: oddnot is fed up at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (g1MTt)
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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)