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"The usual suspects are shrieking like howler monkeys about Betsy DeVos "rolling back" the usage of Title IX for protection for "rape victims". Which , of course, ignores the pesky fact that the guilt needed to establish victim status has to be determined, not assumed at the outset. With, you know, due process and all that."

Love Trumps Hate, Part CLXXVIII:
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But wait:


This is a nice outcome, but I'm guessing it will be unlikely that Ranco will suffer much. He'll probably be picked up by a progressive-oriented law firm and it will be all 'hail fellow well met' and 'attaboy'.

I think many of you fappers morons can relate to this:



Somebody just shoot me now:

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Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are Igneous, Sedimentary, and Deciduous.


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I saw this meme on Twitter yesterday, and it started out with "1. A dad"

Here is what I thought you might find in a Trump supporter's house:

--A "CNN is fake news" refrigerator magnet
--A Jim Acosta pinata
--pay stubs
--prayer
--Lots of winning!

Feel free to add your own. This should be fun.

I went to a Catholic primary school (grades 1-, and the one thing all the kids learned is that you do NOT mess with nuns. Especially not one with a chainsaw:


Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:29 AM




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1 Love the nun with the chain saw

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 11:29 AM (O2RFr)

2 Primate please.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 11:29 AM (QQ+il)

3 *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at September 13, 2017 11:29 AM (Eabwd)

4 Hola Horde, love GP's pithy commentary

Posted by: zeera at September 13, 2017 11:29 AM (8PEE/)

5 Yay! Senpai!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 11:30 AM (fA1SL)

6 And our survey said .....!!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 11:30 AM (EyPfd)

7 Trump voters home? A Patriot

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 11:31 AM (O2RFr)

8 >>Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are Igneous, Sedimentary, and Deciduous.


Wait, wait, I know this...vertebrae, invertebrate and, uh, conifer?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

9
100% of legal immigrants who take citizenship classes can name the three branches of our government.

I've tested them. They don't even pause.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:31 AM (EgwCt)

10 Something you find in a Trump supporter's home:

workboots

Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2017 11:31 AM (eIQHF)

11 I'm not wishing for it but I'd be ok if Ron Ranco were hit by a truck.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2017 11:31 AM (LWPRt)

12 I bet Annenberg was pleased with that 33%.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 11:31 AM (vg8iE)

13 Trump voters would have a flag flying. And it would be an American flag.

Posted by: NCKate at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (9S69S)

14 Senpai? Shinobi o kudasai!

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (eytER)

15 Gorilla Pundit is not monkeying around today

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (oGRue)

16 Nun With a Chainsaw. Exploitation movie fodder if ever I saw it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (cJiNU)

17
Found in a Trump supporters home:

A copy of the Constitution.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (EgwCt)

18 YAWN!!!!
Scratches belly and looks around.
Morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (0tfLf)

19 >>..and it started out with "1. A dad"


A Bible and a dictionary? More than 5 books....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

20 Sorry to hear about how far Ranco has fallen. He used to make a great Pocket Fisherman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (J2oJa)

21 In the last months we've seen the left announce that they are in favor of:

-silencing 1st amendment rights
-violence against political opponents
-eliminating due process

you would think this would generate more outrage. I mean, the Democratic Party OFFICIALLY comes out with these positions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (39g3+)

22 A Trump supporter owns the house.

Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (7n4KQ)

23 My favorite case of Kollege Kangaroo Kourt was the Amherst guy who got expelled because his roommate's Ho blew him while he was passed out drunk.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (SIY7D)

24 Trump voters have Nazi, Confederate, and KKK flags!

Posted by: Media driven public perception at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (O2RFr)

25
Found in a Trump supporters home:

Tools.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (EgwCt)

26 Something you'll find in a Trump supporter's home:

Guns. Lots of guns.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (T71PA)

27 Wait, wait, I know this...vertebrae, invertebrate and, uh, conifer?
===

Believe it's actually Stratus, Cumulus, and Cirrus.

And Nimbus. The *four* branches of government are Stratus, Cumulus, Cirrus, and Nimbus.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 13, 2017 11:34 AM (OVUYQ)

28 23 My favorite case of Kollege Kangaroo Kourt was the Amherst guy who got expelled because his roommate's Ho blew him while he was passed out drunk.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (SIY7D)

She felt regret at being such a slut, therefore he raped her.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:34 AM (cJiNU)

29 Something you find in a Trump supporters home....


Bed linen.

White bed linen.




Posted by: The Left at September 13, 2017 11:34 AM (EyPfd)

30
Found in a Trump supporters home:

Actual food in the refrigerator. The kind you have to assemble yourself.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:34 AM (EgwCt)

31 The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

And with that I am off to the city.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2017 11:34 AM (2JcMg)

32 And Nimbus. The *four* branches of government are Stratus, Cumulus, Cirrus, and Nimbus.

Pff, you forgot one! The cumulonimbus hears cases about the constellation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 11:35 AM (39g3+)

33 Found in a Trump supporter's home:
Paystubs...right next to the Bible.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2017 11:35 AM (0tfLf)

34
Glad to see you all here for the newest HQ thread-


SonobiPundit!



You're welcome!

Posted by: Sonobi at September 13, 2017 11:35 AM (9q7Dl)

35 Something in a trump supporter's home.

Holes in all the sheetrock from the schadenboners.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 11:35 AM (fA1SL)

36 10 Something you find in a Trump supporter's home:

workboots

---

citizens

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:35 AM (oGRue)

37 A KLAN ROBE AND A CONFEDERATE FLAG!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at September 13, 2017 11:35 AM (O5Q3r)

38 I've been saying for years that being able to name the three branches of government should be the minimum prerequisite for voting.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 11:35 AM (xjiRE)

39 Certain crimes are sooooooo heinous that we MUST instantly assume the guilt of whomever the victim points to as the perpetrator!

Which crimes, you ask?

No, no, no, you Unhinged Wingnuts!

NOT murder, mayhem, armed robbery, treason or even child molestarion!

Haven't you been paying attention?

Guilt MUST be assumed for all forms of petty sexual harassment, and of course for I Awoke Next To Ugly/Smelly So It Must Be Rape!

/not even sarc

Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2017 11:35 AM (rJuuW)

40 16 Nun With a Chainsaw. Exploitation movie fodder if ever I saw it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (cJiNU)

---

If only it had been in Texas...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:36 AM (oGRue)

41 So the libtards don't like her rolling back their star chambers. Tough shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2017 11:36 AM (mpXpK)

42
Found in a Trump supporters home:
Husband, wife, and children.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:36 AM (EgwCt)

43 I'm at the point where anybody who wishes rape on somebody else should have to take 72 Islamic dicks up the ass for letting that stupid come out of their mouths.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 11:36 AM (9TK8E)

44 >>Things you might find in a Trump supporter's house....


Reminds me of the old MTV show "Cribs."

Almost always for hip-hop stars and athletes you would find a dvd of Scarface, if not the framed movie poster, too.
Moby, that progressive turd, rightly pointed out that you never see any shelves filled with books in "Cribs" as he proudly showed off his collection of books.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

45 And Nimbus. The *four* branches of government are Stratus, Cumulus, Cirrus, and Nimbus.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 13, 2017 11:34 AM (OVUYQ)

You left out "free shit".

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (LWPRt)

46 Something you find in a Trump supporter's home:


Net taxpayers

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)

47 Here is what I thought you might find in a Trump supporter's house:

--A "CNN is fake news" refrigerator magnet
--A Jim Acosta pinata
--pay stubs
--prayer
--Lots of winning!

Feel free to add your own.




Work boots.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (8oSoU)

48 Heard an excerpt from Hilary's book. Did you know her first date with Bill was to a Rothko exhibit?

what else does America need to know?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (oGRue)

49 Stratus, Cumulus and Nimoy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (EyPfd)

50 11: i'm not wishing for it, but i'd be o.k. if rob ranco were hit by a fucking train.

fixed

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (KP5rU)

51 Found in a Trump supporter's home:

The supporter's children. Inside to avoid the non-Trump-supporter's feral ones out in the streets.

Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (7n4KQ)

52 What the hell is that nun doing using power equipment while wearing loose clothing?

I'll bet her crucuifix was dangling over that rotating chain.

And she probably wasn't wearing steel-toed shoes.

And I don't think a habit qualifies as hearing protection.

Posted by: OSHA at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (ATVNj)

53 Nun needs to attach it to her stump....

Groovy....

Posted by: Ashe at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

54 Trump supporters subscribe to Hillsdale newsletter Imprimus. It's free - as people should be.

Posted by: Larry Arnn at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (bc2Lc)

55 Three branches of Government:

Center for American Progress (1333 H Street, DC)
2446 Belmont Rd NW, DC (home of Obama and ValJar)
Soros Fund Management (250 West 55th Street, NYC)

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (SIY7D)

56 Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 11:31 AM (vg8iE)

Given that Annenburg is the same group that funded Obama and Ayers destruction of that poor neighborhood, one wonders about who they asked.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (rp9xB)

57 >>Nun With a Chainsaw. Exploitation movie fodder if ever I saw it.


Machine Gun Preacher gets a sidekick!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1586752/?ref_=nv_sr_2

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

58 Something in a trump supporter's home.

--A bang-stick (or three)
--boots
--Likka
--Beef
--Three of those Wham-O! plastic tracer gun discs (under the sofa)

Posted by: Zod at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)

59
Found in a Trump supporters home:

Marriage license.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (EgwCt)

60
I'm pretty sure the Three branches of government are:

The Malleus

The Incus

and

The Stapes

Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (9q7Dl)

61 49 Stratus, Cumulus and Nimoy.
====

You may be thinking of the branches of the Japanese government. (Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (OVUYQ)

62 27 Wait, wait, I know this...vertebrae, invertebrate and, uh, conifer?
===

Believe it's actually Stratus, Cumulus, and Cirrus.

And Nimbus. The *four* branches of government are Stratus, Cumulus, Cirrus, and Nimbus.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 13, 2017 11:34 AM (OVUYQ)

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE GOVERNMENT INQUISITION!!

Posted by: Cardinal buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (oGRue)

63 40 16 Nun With a Chainsaw. Exploitation movie fodder if ever I saw it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (cJiNU)

---

If only it had been in Texas...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:36 AM


The Texas Chainsaw Missionary

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2017 11:39 AM (0tfLf)

64 20 Sorry to hear about how far Ranco has fallen. He used to make a great Pocket Fisherman.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
__________

He made a helluva bottle cutter too! I filled up three storage sheds with glasses I made out of my empty bottles in just the two months after the election.

* wipes vomit off the side of her mouth *

* stumbles over yoga mat and empty bottles, but mainly empty bottles *

Posted by: DistHillary at September 13, 2017 11:39 AM (j+dfT)

65 Heard an excerpt from Hilary's book. Did you know her first date with Bill was to a Rothko exhibit?

what else does America need to know?
========

How many of his children did she abort?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 11:39 AM (vg8iE)

66 What the hell is that nun doing using power equipment while wearing loose clothing?


That's as close to "living dangerously" as her order allows.

Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2017 11:39 AM (7n4KQ)

67 Something you can find in a Trump supporters house?

An American flag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 11:39 AM (SRKgf)

68 Re: "I had a virus" . . .

What. The. Fuck?

Posted by: filbert at September 13, 2017 11:39 AM (s5o+q)

69 Three Branches of Government:

Larry
Moe
Curly

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (JRyqe)

70
Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are Igneous, Sedentary Sedimentary, and Deciduous.


Fixed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

71 The reason I don't think it was Ted who was using the pron site is not that I don't think he'd do that*, but that he's way too smart to click "like". That part doesn't fit.

*Mail, non LGBTQWERTY means someone who might well do that.

Posted by: George LeS at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (+TcCF)

72 What the hell is that nun doing using power equipment while wearing loose clothing?

I'll bet her crucuifix was dangling over that rotating chain.

And she probably wasn't wearing steel-toed shoes.

And I don't think a habit qualifies as hearing protection.

Posted by: OSHA




She's exempt. She's in the God Union.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (8oSoU)

73 13 Trump voters would have a flag flying. And it would be an American flag.
Posted by: NCKate at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (9S69S)



I've got one on my house.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (SRKgf)

74 Something you find in a Trump supporter's home:

Self awareness

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (jAZR9)

75 Igneous was a Roman emperor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (IqV8l)

76 Here's something else you find in a Trump supporter's home:

A copy of last year's tax return.

Because somebody has to pay for all the "free" shit that the Dims hand out for votes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (BXf9o)

77 Found in Trump supporters home?

How about NOT found in a Trump supporters home???

1. Green card
2. Overdue credit card bills
3. EBT card

Posted by: Ashe at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

78 It's The Thing come to life!

'''Shape-shifting' bacteria spotted on International Space Station"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (Nwg0u)

79 Jackboots! And a Nazi flag!!!

NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!
NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (O5Q3r)

80 Show me...


A Copy of the US Constitution!

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (C3a3Z)

81 48 Heard an excerpt from Hilary's book. Did you know her first date with Bill was to a Rothko exhibit?

what else does America need to know?


Really don't want to hear anymore about Hillary.. Next she'll tell us about the first, and last, time she had sex with Bill {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

82 Found in a Trump supporters home:


In the garage, a case of Bags of Dicks with plenty of postage and John McCain's home address.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 11:41 AM (J2oJa)

83 One thing those universities can do to avoid Betsy DeVos is to quit taking all forms of government money including students eho get government loans and aid.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2017 11:41 AM (mpXpK)

84 There are only two branches of government. Rick Perry dismissed the third one.

Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2017 11:41 AM (7n4KQ)

85 "Nun With A Chainsaw."

A big hit for Morrissey in the U.K. I believe.

Posted by: filbert at September 13, 2017 11:41 AM (s5o+q)

86 55 Three branches of Government:

---

ABC, NBC, and CBS

Posted by: Cardinal buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:41 AM (oGRue)

87 In a Trump supporters house

1 A man and wife

2 Two women in love

3 A biracial couple

4 Confederate flag

5 Rainbow flag

What do you find in a Hillary supporters house?

Hate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 11:41 AM (EyPfd)

88 Three Branches:

Snap
Crackle
and
Pop

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2017 11:41 AM (C3a3Z)

89 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

NY Times
Organic veggies
Unreadable feminist books
Weird art
Prius keys
Lots of Smug

Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2017 11:42 AM (MxEKc)

90 Found in a Trump supporter's home:

The supporter's children. Inside to avoid the non-Trump-supporter's feral ones out in the streets.

Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2017 11:37 AM (7n4KQ)


So true. Got a neighbor with a 'Hate Has No Homies Here' sign. With an aggressive dog running loose all the time. Chasing after everyone. One neighbor used to be able to ride her bike all the time. Now I see it perched on the back of her car. She has to drive somewhere else to ride her bike.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:42 AM (EgwCt)

91 Three branches of government are:

Larry, Moe and Curly

Posted by: Cardinal buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:42 AM (oGRue)

92 Three branches of government: uterine, ovarian and egalitarian.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 13, 2017 11:42 AM (ATVNj)

93 Igneous was a Roman emperor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 11:40 AM (IqV8l)



He was deposed by Osteichthyes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 11:42 AM (J2oJa)

94 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

Tears.

And vodka.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 11:43 AM (JRyqe)

95 Something you find in a Trump supporter's house:

A shrine to SMOD.

Posted by: filbert at September 13, 2017 11:43 AM (s5o+q)

96 Who cudda seen this coming?

"Amazon deletes one-star reviews of Hillary Clinton's new book"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 11:43 AM (Nwg0u)

97 43 I'm at the point where anybody who wishes rape on somebody else should have to take 72 Islamic dicks up the ass for letting that stupid come out of their mouths.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 11:36 AM (9TK8E)


Twitter has allowed so many nasty people to out themselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 11:43 AM (SRKgf)

98 Robert Ranco, Round Rock attorney who made controversial tweet Friday about Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, has resigned from Carlson Firm.




Gee Rob, great career move. Is he looking for a seat on the 9th Circus?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 11:43 AM (493sH)

99 70
Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are Igneous, Sedentary Sedimentary, and Deciduous.

Fixed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 11:40

******

ISWYDT

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (0tfLf)

100 How about NOT found in a Trump supporters home???

1. Green card
2. Overdue credit card bills
3. EBT card
_____________

4. Food stamps
5. Somebody else's stolen Social Security card
6. La Raza, CAIR, or Hamas membership cards

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (BXf9o)

101 The Texas Chainsaw Missionary
Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2017 11:39 AM (0tfLf)

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I'll take Least Favorite Sexual positions for $1000 Alex

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (oGRue)

102 The three branches of Government???

Now????

District, Appeals, and Supreme....

Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (NgKpN)

103 1. Family
2. Genus
3. Species

Posted by: RI Red - making another list at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (jj8NO)

104 He was deposed by Osteichthyes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 11:42 AM (J2oJa)

sounds fishy.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (LWPRt)

105 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?


Batteries. Lots and lots of exhausted batteries.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (SRKgf)

106 Something you find in a Trump supporters house?

Trampoline
Step stool
Empty waffle fry and hate shake containers (In the recycling)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (EyPfd)

107 Something you find in a Trump supporter's house:

Big, scary guns

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2017 11:45 AM (O5Q3r)

108 81 48 Heard an excerpt from Hilary's book. Did you know her first date with Bill was to a Rothko exhibit?
_______

Rothko? Thassss not right. I dishtinkly remember telling the ghost writer "brothel."

Posted by: DistHillary at September 13, 2017 11:45 AM (j+dfT)

109 >>And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

A pussy hat.
"Orange is the New Black" dvd set
Receipt from last visit to Planned Parenthood
Whine Wine

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

110
Abbot in the Abbatoir

Cardinal of the Cathouse

Pope and the Pole Dancer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 11:45 AM (pNxlR)

111 Florida Nun Chainsaw Massacre

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)

112 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?


A five-gallon jug of bitter tears.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 11:45 AM (J2oJa)

113 If she's not careful, that nun's going to pick up some dirty habits.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2017 11:45 AM (0tfLf)

114 "I went to a Catholic primary school (grades 1- 8 ), and the one thing all the kids learned is that you do NOT mess with nuns. Especially not one with a chainsaw:"

Other things I assumed you learned:

RC Catechism
Three Branches of U.S. Federal Govt.

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (yqvys)

115 What would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

The unrelenting odor of bad B.O.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (jAZR9)

116 59
Found in a Trump supporters home:

Marriage license.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (EgwCt)

Mine got revoked.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (cJiNU)

117 100 How about NOT found in a Trump supporters home???

1. Green card
2. Overdue credit card bills
3. EBT card
_____________

4. Food stamps
5. Somebody else's stolen Social Security card
6. La Raza, CAIR, or Hamas membership cards
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (BXf9o)



Black balaclava.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (SRKgf)

118 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?


Cats!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (O5Q3r)

119 Update:

ESPN live chat banned me after I asked if black people were better basketball players than white people.

Posted by: qzy at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (b96LV)

120 the Boulder paper didn't like DeVos either. they ran a story about "victims' advocates" and their concerns

if they are actual victims, due process means the rapist goes to the pen with Bubba. so clearly they aren't victim advocates. they are advocates of wanting revenge on men as a whole

Posted by: the Party Of Hastert at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (Df4Eq)

121 Due process is rape.
Freedom is fascism.
Statues are slavery.
Deportation is concentration camps.

Posted by: G. Orwell at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (/qEW2)

122 So, we got a new White House Communications director.

24 hours later, Twitter has already suspended her account.

/who's the Nazi now Twitter?

Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (aT+Bx)

123 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?


A magic mirror that tells them Hillary really won!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

124 And B.O. could be either... just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2017 11:47 AM (jAZR9)

125 again with the sock fail

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 11:47 AM (Df4Eq)

126 "Sorry to hear about how far Ranco has fallen. He used to make a great Pocket Fisherman."

We have a thread winner folks.

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 13, 2017 11:47 AM (yqvys)

127
"Amazon deletes one-star reviews of Hillary Clinton's new book"


"Review queue remains empty"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

128 Our Lady of the Blessed Stihl

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2017 11:47 AM (ATVNj)

129 Mine got revoked.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (cJiNU)


Yeah, but you *had* one.

Pretty sure you don't have to turn it back in if marriage goes south.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:47 AM (EgwCt)

130 Three branches of govt:

IRS
Department of Free Stuff
Department of Police

Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2017 11:47 AM (MxEKc)

131 89 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

NY Times
Organic veggies
Unreadable feminist books
Weird art
Prius keys
Lots of Smug

Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2017 11:42 AM (MxEKc)



Rainbow flag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 11:47 AM (SRKgf)

132 yeah, cool that the nun is so ambitious and fearless

but she doesn't seem to know what she is doing, so hopefully someone put the camera down and said "thanks sister, let me take it from here"

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2017 11:48 AM (yKAUL)

133 She's old school too. Full habit. sensible shoes.

Probably got a pretty solid backhand with a ruler.

Posted by: simplemind at September 13, 2017 11:48 AM (rd1HT)

134 102 The three branches of Government???

Now????

District, Appeals, and Supreme....

Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (NgKpN)



I think you mean, Supreme, Hawaii, 9th Circuit.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 11:48 AM (cAnNx)

135 >>>something you might find in a Trump supporter's house

Soap.

Posted by: G. Orwell at September 13, 2017 11:48 AM (/qEW2)

136 114 "I went to a Catholic primary school (grades 1- 8 ), and the one thing all the kids learned is that you do NOT mess with nuns. Especially not one with a chainsaw:"

Other things I assumed you learned:

RC Catechism
Three Branches of U.S. Federal Govt.
Posted by: goodluckduck
___________

Catechism? No more of that old fashioned stuff, please.

Those kids need to be watching "An Inconvenient Truth" instead.

Posted by: Dope Francis at September 13, 2017 11:48 AM (j+dfT)

137 57 >>Nun With a Chainsaw. Exploitation movie fodder if ever I saw it.


Machine Gun Preacher gets a sidekick!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1586752/?ref_=nv_sr_2
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

Good movie, although there have been indications that large portions of the guy's allegedly true-life story are bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:48 AM (cJiNU)

138 You know what you don't want? Stevie Wonder with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)

139
I'm at the point where anybody who wishes rape on somebody else should have to take 72 Islamic dicks up the ass for letting that stupid come out of their mouths.
Posted by: Hikaru


Does that include commenters who wish prison rape upon those whom they dislike?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 11:49 AM (IqV8l)

140 I wish Gab would get its legal act together. we need an alternative to Twitter that isn't a defamation den

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 11:49 AM (Df4Eq)

141 100 How about NOT found in a Trump supporters home???


---

Hot Sauce!

Posted by: Hilarity Rodham Clintion at September 13, 2017 11:49 AM (oGRue)

142 Three branches of government:
Rum
Sodomy
The lash

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:49 AM (cJiNU)

143 defamation den
=======

That's my answer to a man cave!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at September 13, 2017 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

144 Three branches of government:
Oral
Vaginal
Anal

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:50 AM (cJiNU)

145 I think you mean, Supreme, Hawaii, 9th Circuit.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 11:48 AM (cAnNx)


AoS style guide violation. 9th Circuit should always be referred to as 9th Circus. Please don't confuse our readers.

Posted by: AoS Nanny at September 13, 2017 11:50 AM (EgwCt)

146
89 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?


A jewelry box stuffed with tampon "earrings"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 11:50 AM (pNxlR)

147 hat would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

An underaged nanny from Guatemala that the dad molests

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 11:51 AM (39g3+)

148 "Three branches of government: "

Flat, eggshell and semi-gloss

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 11:51 AM (EyPfd)

149 An underaged nanny from Guatemala that the dad molests
=======

She certainly wasn't underage!

Posted by: Ahnold Schwarzenegger at September 13, 2017 11:51 AM (vg8iE)

150 The three branches of Government???

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Phone, pen...ummmm...The View!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 13, 2017 11:51 AM (oGRue)

151 1. Vicious
2. Delicious
3. Grabbin' Mishes

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 11:51 AM (9TK8E)

152 Things found in a Trump supporter's home:

Ice cream scoop...a big one!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2017 11:52 AM (0tfLf)

153 Nun brings back memories of Sister Marie Therese from my primary school and how my knuckle hurt from her ruler. Granted, I probably deserved some of it...

Posted by: IC at September 13, 2017 11:52 AM (a0IVu)

154 "the Amherst guy who got expelled because his roommate's Ho blew him while he was passed out drunk"

She then went on to have a second hookup later that night.

Meanwhile, scientists are baffled because certain STDs like gonorrhea are evolving towards "superbug" status where no antibiotic is capable of suppressing them. Golly, Mr. Wizard, it seems like a portion of the population could be walking Petri dishes for accelerated pathogenic development.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 11:52 AM (ujwCG)

155 The Holy Order of Husqvarna.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2017 11:52 AM (ATVNj)

156 Found in Trump supporter's house:

Covfefe
Sinobi
Valu-Rite

Posted by: RI Red - making another list at September 13, 2017 11:52 AM (jj8NO)

157 three things that progressives might list with disdain,
but Trump voters might agree with:
guns
ammo
moonshine

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2017 11:52 AM (yKAUL)

158 Due process is rape.
Freedom is fascism.
Statues are slavery.
Deportation is concentration camps.
__________

Enforcing existing laws is cruel and sadistic and illegal.
Getting paid 6 or 7 figure salaries to appear on t.v. or play in the NFL is slavery.
Disagreeing with any leftist POV is white supremacism.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 13, 2017 11:52 AM (BXf9o)

159 Three branches of government

Screwed
Blued
Tattooed

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:53 AM (cJiNU)

160 An underaged nanny from Guatemala that the dad molests
=======

She certainly wasn't underage!

Posted by: Ahnold Schwarzenegger at September 13, 2017 11:51 AM (vg8iE)

She wasn't from Guatemala!

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 13, 2017 11:53 AM (LWPRt)

161 77 Found in Trump supporters home?

----------

Soap and shampoo.

Posted by: Soona at September 13, 2017 11:53 AM (ZAAkQ)

162 Just saw a commercial trying to scare you into buying their store-your-gold-at-home product. They begin with a faux New and Finance Magazine cover proclaing, "DOW PLUMMETS 400%!" It's a vood thing there's no math on this blog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 11:54 AM (Nwg0u)

163
Obi Wan Sinobi seems to be encroaching. Get the fenceposts and barbed wire - we gotta enclose the back forty!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 11:54 AM (pNxlR)

164 89 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

HUUUUGE collars


Posted by: goodluckduck at September 13, 2017 11:54 AM (yqvys)

165 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

Tears and Kleenex. And contrition. But no absolution.

Posted by: Heather, who failet to vote and is reponsible for this crap at September 13, 2017 11:54 AM (MxEKc)

166 The three branches of Government???

----

Corruption
Incompetence
Arrogance

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 13, 2017 11:54 AM (oGRue)

167 102 The three branches of Government???
Now????

District, Appeals, and Supreme....

Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 11:44 AM (NgKpN)


Thread-winner candidate.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 11:54 AM (bjWNl)

168
Found in a Trump supporters home:

A telephone purchased with earnings from a J O B.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 11:55 AM (EgwCt)

169 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

Pink pussy hats

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

170 Found in Trump supporters home?

---

testosterone and sammiches

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 11:56 AM (oGRue)

171 Found in Trump supporters home?

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Books

Posted by: Soona at September 13, 2017 11:56 AM (ZAAkQ)

172 I'm old-fashioned, but if you were raped you should go to the police.
Why would expect college administrators to resolve something that?
I'd want the guy's a$$ in jail, not suspended.

Which is why it's hard to take these campus courts and screaming advocates seriously. It's clearly not about rape, but about having schools govern co-eds' sex lives, punish men for relationship stuff on their behalf. That's straight-up creepy.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

173 The three branches of government are Me, Myself, and I.

(stolen from a cartoon).

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 13, 2017 11:56 AM (/qEW2)

174 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?
=====

A portal....to hell

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 11:57 AM (vg8iE)

175 3 Branches of Government.

Media, John McCain, Anthony Kennedy.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 11:57 AM (cAnNx)

176 "I got scared and my pants slipped down" LOL

That poor kid explaining his fapping to mom.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 11:57 AM (ul9CR)

177 Found in a Trump supporter's house:

Books.

Books on Economics by Thomas Sowell.

Books by Robert A. Heinlein.

A nice book called Atlas Shrugged. Opened once.

A US Constitution pocket booklet which includes the Declaration of Independence and the Articles of Confederation.

Kama Sutra with post it notes and a check off list. Almost like birdwatching.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 11:57 AM (hyuyC)

178 Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are Igneous, Sedimentary, and Deciduous.


Wait, wait, I know this...vertebrae, invertebrate and, uh, conifer?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:31 AM (W+vEI)
------------

Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2017 11:57 AM (UoSKV)

179 Other things I assumed you learned:

RC Catechism

Three Branches of U.S. Federal Govt.
Posted by: goodluckduck at September 13, 2017 11:46 AM (yqvys)


I did indeed. Baltimore Catechism:

Q1: Who made us?
A1: God made us.

Q2: Who is God?
A2: God is the Supreme Being who made all things.

...unfortunately, that's all I remember from the BC.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 11:57 AM (bjWNl)

180 I'm old-fashioned, but if you were raped you should go to the police.
Why would expect college administrators to resolve something that?
I'd want the guy's a$$ in jail, not suspended.
======

I would say if you're inclined to tell "the teacher" you were raped rather than the police, you weren't raped.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (vg8iE)

181 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

Cats. Many, many cats.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (ul9CR)

182 I wasn't wishing for it, but I would have been totes okay if the entire Duke Lacrosse team had been doused in gasoline and set on fire.

Because no white man deserves due process if accused of a sex crime.

Except for me, of course!

Posted by: Rob Ranco at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (BXf9o)

183 144 Three branches of government:
Oral
Vaginal
Anal
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 11:50 AM (cJiNU)




There ARE leftists who see life this way. They think they can put anything in their mouths, vags, or anuses without consequence, and then the nanny state must take care of them when the inevitable consequences occur.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (ujg0T)

184 Corinthian
=========

Rich, luxurious Corinthian leather!

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (vg8iE)

185 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

Empties.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (O5Q3r)

186 Can someone post the YouTube video ' Trump listens to Clinton and Obama immigration speech' .

One of the best I've seen.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (Ltgak)

187 Sister Goldensaw Surprise

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 11:59 AM (Nwg0u)

188 Went to a Catholic school, in 2nd grade a boy was acting up.

The ~5' nun grabbed him by his shirt front with one hand and lifted him right out so his feet were dangling in the air, his eyes at her glaring eye level. "You will behave, right?" "Yes, sister".
She slowly lowered him back down.

The older I get the more impressed I am by that. Kid must have weighed ~50 lbs and she did an off balance one arm curl using him.

Posted by: grayswindir at September 13, 2017 11:59 AM (xGZ+b)

189 Add to that:

Far Side cartoon collections, the Complete Calvin and Hobbs, and Up Front, by Bill Maudlin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 11:59 AM (hyuyC)

190 "DOW PLUMMETS 400%!"

And under my plan, the average family's health insurance premiums will go down by 2500 percent.

Posted by: Barack Obama, on more than one occasion at September 13, 2017 11:59 AM (ujwCG)

191 I'm old-fashioned, but if you were raped you should go to the police.

Yeah I am not at all happy with the idea of colleges being these little sub-nations in the midst of a city. They handle almost everything but murder as if they are a separate justice system, its ridiculous

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 11:59 AM (39g3+)

192 Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are...

offense, defense, special teams

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 13, 2017 11:59 AM (yqvys)

193 166 The three branches of Government???
----
Corruption
Incompetence
Arrogance

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 13, 2017 11:54 AM (oGRue)


I see what you did there...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 11:59 AM (bjWNl)

194 Rich, luxurious Corinthian leather!

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (vg8iE)

I was waiting for that.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2017 12:00 PM (LWPRt)

195 The ~5' nun grabbed him by his shirt front with one hand and lifted him right out so his feet were dangling in the air, his eyes at her glaring eye level. "You will behave, right?" "Yes, sister".
She slowly lowered him back down.




Sister Mary Vader

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:00 PM (493sH)

196
Three branches of government? Pre-Cambrian, Pennsylvanian and Silurian, natch!

Or is it wizards, elves and dwarves?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 12:00 PM (pNxlR)

197
Found in a Trump supporters home:

The 'holy book' of a less then peaceful religion. With a large caliber bullet hole, perfectly centered, through the center of it.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:00 PM (EgwCt)

198 186 Can someone post the YouTube video ' Trump listens to Clinton and Obama immigration speech' .

This?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z8a9qwg

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 12:01 PM (ul9CR)

199 McMasters has his detractors...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/275406/

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:01 PM (rmVvL)

200 So for power, cell and Internet/cable I have settled on the following grades:

Duke Energy: A+. They had power back up in my area in under 12 hours and are sending out regular updates for approximate time to repair completion for other areas in the state. Fine job all the way around.

AT&T: C+. Service was out then intermittent for well over 24 hours in an area that wasn't hit all that hard. However, data and voice are now up and stable.

Spectrum/Charter/BrightHouse: F-. Cable and Internet are still out. No updates are being provided, their customer service number has been limited to an unhelpful recorded message that cuts off with no options given, and their customer website won't let you log in. Piss poor performance.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:01 PM (cJiNU)

201 Fighters, Clerics and Magic Users, with an occasional Paladin. No Druids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 12:01 PM (hyuyC)

202 I wasn't wishing for it, but I would have been totes okay if the entire University of Virginia fraternity house which "Jackie" fingered in her imaginary gang rape story had been blown up and all the members killed.

Because no white man deserves due process if accused of a sex crime.

Except for me, of course!

Posted by: Rob Ranco at September 13, 2017 12:01 PM (BXf9o)

203 They think they can put anything in their mouths, vags, or anuses without consequence, and then the nanny state must take care of them when the inevitable consequences occur.

I think nearly all leftists and a lot of others are basically controlled by their sexual urges. That's the driving purpose in their lives: sexual activity. Why do they get up in the morning? To get laid. Why do they work? To make money so they can get laid. Why do they work out? To look good so they can get laid. Why do they have that diet? So they look good (or even taste good) in order to get laid. Their entire existence circles around their naughty bits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (39g3+)

204 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

-
Didja see that Planned Parenthood partnered with the Satanists to preserve abortion?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (Nwg0u)

205 186 Can someone post the YouTube video ' Trump listens to Clinton and Obama immigration speech' .

One of the best I've seen.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 13, 2017 11:58 AM (Ltgak)


Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXwnlsNFXIY


I hadn't seen this. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (SRKgf)

206 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

---------

Dildos and blow-up dolls.

Posted by: Soona at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (ZAAkQ)

207 Three branches of gubm't:

Solid
Liquid
Gas

Posted by: filbert at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (s5o+q)

208 Fighters, Clerics and Magic Users, with an occasional Paladin. No Druids.

And in the Hillary Supporter house: druids and bards, as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (39g3+)

209 >>McMasters has his detractors...


Thought I read his top aide or chief of staff is Muslim Brotherhood?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (W+vEI)

210 Three Branches of Gov't :

1. Klaatu
2. Varada
3. Nikto

or is that

1. Beetlejuice
2. Beetlejuce
3. Beetlejuice

?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 12:03 PM (9TK8E)

211 I'm old-fashioned, but if you were raped you should go to the police.

.......
Yeah I am not at all happy with the idea of colleges being these little sub-nations in the midst of a city. They handle almost everything but murder as if they are a separate justice system, its ridiculous

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 11:59 AM (39g3+)


You know why the Roman Catholic Church got in so much trouble because of the priests? Because they refused to let the police handle the issue. They knew better.

Yeah, no they didn't.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:03 PM (EgwCt)

212 "Up Front, by Bill Maudlin"

The late Mauldin was sentimental, without being maudlin.

Autocucumber?

Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 12:03 PM (ujwCG)

213 "It's clearly not about rape, but about having schools govern co-eds' sex lives, punish men for relationship stuff on their behalf. "

Many complaints are brought months or years after. Post-event exculpatory e-mails are often excluded. No right to confront or cross-examine the accuser.

A thousand years worth of common law due process thrown out.

Kafka Kollege Kangaroo Kourts, indeed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 12:03 PM (SIY7D)

214 Sister Mary Vader

I have altered your homework for this evening. Pray I do not alter it further.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)

215 I think nearly all leftists and a lot of others are basically controlled by their sexual urges. That's the driving purpose in their lives: sexual activity. Why do they get up in the morning? To get laid. Why do they work? To make money so they can get laid. Why do they work out? To look good so they can get laid. Why do they have that diet? So they look good (or even taste good) in order to get laid. Their entire existence circles around their naughty bits.
===========

Because modern-day leftists have realized that sex is the opiate of the masses and they are using it to their advantage and winning.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (vg8iE)

216 195 The ~5' nun grabbed him by his shirt front with one hand and lifted him right out so his feet were dangling in the air, his eyes at her glaring eye level. "You will behave, right?" "Yes, sister".
She slowly lowered him back down.




Sister Mary Vader
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:00 PM (493sH)

She found his lack of faith disturbing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (cJiNU)

217 19
>>..and it started out with "1. A dad"


A Bible and a dictionary? More than 5 books....



Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 11:32 AM (W+vEI)


Including books that AREN'T Harry Potter.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (4df7R)

218 Found in a Trump supporter's home: character and work clothes

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (nBr1j)

219 Sister Mary Vader

I have altered your homework for this evening. Pray I do not alter it further.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)

She found his lack of faith disturbing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (cJiNU)
--------------

You people never fail me. Ever.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2017 12:05 PM (UoSKV)

220 torquewrench

Poor typist. I should have been in typing class in high school, instead of oceanography.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2017 12:05 PM (hyuyC)

221 209 >>McMasters has his detractors...


Thought I read his top aide or chief of staff is Muslim Brotherhood?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (W+vEI)


I'm fairly sure that McMuslim himself is MoBro.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 12:06 PM (9TK8E)

222 192 Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are...


Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.

Oh wait, that's a law firm.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 13, 2017 12:06 PM (aV8Jx)

223 OMuse...was your parochial in O as well? Mine was...Sisters of the Holy Names run school. Course that may be why I am the way I am.

Posted by: Fish at September 13, 2017 12:06 PM (9goQD)

224 And what would you find in a Hillary supporters home?

A FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2017 12:06 PM (O5Q3r)

225 The three branches of government:

Dairy
Bargaining
Sloth

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 13, 2017 12:06 PM (AM1GF)

226 Found in a Hillary supporter's home: Anton Levay's book.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2017 12:07 PM (nBr1j)

227 House Baratheon
House Lannister
House Targaryen

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 12:07 PM (EyPfd)

228 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 12:01 PM (ul9CR)

Yes . Thanks for posting.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 13, 2017 12:07 PM (Ltgak)

229 You know why the Roman Catholic Church got in so much trouble because of the priests? Because they refused to let the police handle the issue. They knew better.

That, and because they were more concerned about protecting the church than they were about justice and compassion for the victims.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:07 PM (39g3+)

230 43 I'm at the point where anybody who wishes rape on somebody else should have to take 72 Islamic dicks up the ass for letting that stupid come out of their mouths.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 11:36 AM (9TK8E)




Do leftist "womyn" who commit particularly egregious acts count?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2017 12:07 PM (ujg0T)

231 Catechism? No more of that old fashioned stuff, please.

Those kids need to be watching "An Inconvenient Truth" instead.
Posted by: Dope Francis


I'll give you a billion dollars to update the Catechism to be more eco-friendly.

Posted by: Tom Steyer at September 13, 2017 12:07 PM (Osb5s)

232 Three branches:

American Idol
Game of Thrones

Orange is the New Black

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 13, 2017 12:07 PM (1ucbm)

233 214 Sister Mary Vader
I have altered your homework for this evening. Pray I do not alter it further.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)


Sister Mary Vader: Every boy and girl in this class is to remain silent and keep their eyes on their own work, or I'll use the power of the Holy Spirit to choke a bitch.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 12:09 PM (bjWNl)

234 Found in a Hillary supporter's house: an altar to the elder gods.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2017 12:09 PM (nBr1j)

235
Solid, liquid, gas?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:09 PM (EgwCt)

236
Short Line
Reading
Pennsylvania

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 12:10 PM (pNxlR)

237 Branches of government? There are many more than three!

Why, just off the top of my head, there's EBT, WIC, SNAP, TANF, CHIP, LIHEAP, TEFAP, EITC, DACA, Section 8, Medicaid...

Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 12:10 PM (ujwCG)

238 Things found in a Trump supporter's house

.45
.38
9mm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)

239 223 OMuse...was your parochial in O as well? Mine was...Sisters of the Holy Names run school. Course that may be why I am the way I am.
Posted by: Fish at September 13, 2017 12:06 PM (9goQD)


SF Bay Area, California.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 12:10 PM (bjWNl)

240 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:02 PM (SRKgf)

Thank you too professor.

It's right up there with the Iraq contradictions.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 13, 2017 12:10 PM (Ltgak)

241 Mr Ranco words are quite "rank-" O

"Thoughtless words can wound as deeply as any sword, but wisely spoken words can heal." Proverbs 12:18

Here's up that Mr. Ranco has some healing

Tweet others as your yourself would like to be tweeted

^^ Seen on a bumper sticker. yesterday

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:10 PM (iVOAv)

242 Because modern-day leftists have realized that sex is the opiate of the masses and they are using it to their advantage and winning.

I'm not sure they've even thought it through that far. I think its just a natural consequence of demolishing every basic standard of behavior and ethics that civilization was founded on and offering nothing in return but an ever-changing series of often contradictory dicta from elites.

Without what makes us civilized, we revert to savages and become more animalistic. Strip away the rules and structures of civilization and what are you left with? Strip away all taboos and order and this is what you get.

its an inevitable result of eliminating absolutes: when there's no objective, absolute authority on behavior, truth, or beauty, then all that's left is what I can get for me, when I can get it. And without anything to live for except for yourself, that next orgasm is all that helps you forget the emptiness and meaninglessness of your life. For a few moments you feel bliss and not hopelessness and the yawning chasm of how your life has no purpose or meaning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:11 PM (39g3+)

243 234 Found in a Hillary supporter's house: an altar to the elder gods.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 13, 2017 12:09 PM (nBr1j)


Whoa, whoa, whoa......We had nothing to do with this.

Posted by: Nyarlahotep at September 13, 2017 12:11 PM (CPk08)

244 Three branches of government:

The one which decides that it's in your best interest to infringe on your rights.
The one which does the infringing on your rights.
The one which justifies the infringement after the fact.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2017 12:11 PM (KUaJL)

245 Solid, liquid, gas?




I'll take "What are the stages of Chipotle food poisoning?" for $500 Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2017 12:11 PM (8oSoU)

246 238 Things found in a Trump supporter's house

.45
.38
9mm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)

223
308
30-06

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:12 PM (cJiNU)

247 Three branches of government?

Socialist
Communist
Marxist

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 13, 2017 12:12 PM (Ltgak)

248 And I hope Sister Margaret's school or convert gets donations. I like to see the nuns in the old habits and she has a great "go to" attitude. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:12 PM (iVOAv)

249 Right after the video cited in 198 and 205 there's this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubN6ctNNv8


Amazing that Hillary lost.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:12 PM (SRKgf)

250 Perhaps Trump should announce that he has reserved a cell in Leavenworth for Bill Clinton and that he will be sending the FBI to arrest him.

As the FNM goes nuts claiming fascism, he should then state, "But I thought we were focused on making sure that all claimed sex criminals were punished?!?!"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:12 PM (eSx+E)

251 Solid, liquid, gas?

I'll take "What are the stages of Chipotle food poisoning?" for $500 Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2017 12:11 PM (8oSoU)


And then comes the plasma.

Posted by: filbert at September 13, 2017 12:12 PM (s5o+q)

252 34-Here's "hoping" that Mr. Ranco....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (iVOAv)

253 that next orgasm is all that helps you forget the emptiness and meaninglessness of your life. For a few moments you feel bliss and not hopelessness and the yawning chasm of how your life has no purpose or meaning.

When you put it that way...I guess I really need to get laid.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (cJiNU)

254 Round Rock = Austin

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (Ltgak)

255 Three branches of government
Medicaid
SSDI
EBT

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (rmVvL)

256 242. ... For a few moments you feel bliss and not hopelessness and the yawning chasm of how your life has no purpose or meaning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:11 PM
**
And then you take a nap.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (fA1SL)

257 >>>1. Beetlejuice
2. Beetlejuce
3. Beetlejuice

:::peeps in:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (/8Qjc)

258
Things found in a Hillary supporter's home

Crates of her remaindered books
Crates of "Glass Ceiling Status: Shattered, 2016!" tee-shirts
Boxes of LGBTEIEIO Inaugural Ball tickets

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (pNxlR)

259 Things you find in a Trump supporter's home:

Two heterosexual adults married (to each other).

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (KUaJL)

260 242 >>>

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:11 PM (39g3+)

It's gone beyond that, though. It's somehow DEVOLVED PAST "What can I get for me?". Getting doesn't even feel good to them anymore. Only forcefully taking it from someone else feels good to them.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (9TK8E)

261 Ranco/Weiner 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS at September 13, 2017 12:14 PM (/eOdP)

262 CNN: The Truth Revealed:

"The CNN reporter not only made Ted Cruz's situation appear much worse in his tweet but downplayed the Seattle Mayor situation by not noting the reason for the Seattle Mayor's resignation or his party."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:14 PM (Nwg0u)

263 She is going to get that saw in a gravity pinch.

Posted by: pat at September 13, 2017 12:14 PM (4MSOz)

264 Sex and pot the Lefts opiates of the masses.Works in Canada and Europe....

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:14 PM (rmVvL)

265 Liberals think the three branches of the Goberment are: 1. Welfare
2: Food stamps
3: Free everything including education and healthcare.

Posted by: Rose at September 13, 2017 12:15 PM (3N8PC)

266 Gorillapundit.com


It needs to exist. If nothing else, just for the bumper sticker. Of course, it'd be fine if it merely redirected here to the Morning Rant.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 12:15 PM (MGCfm)

267 You have too much Title IX. Could we borrow some?

Posted by: Rotherham teens at September 13, 2017 12:16 PM (Osb5s)

268 Jim, how are the FL relatives doing?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:16 PM (cJiNU)

269 Found in a Trump supporters home:

Bacon.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 13, 2017 12:16 PM (r5KeJ)

270 219 Sister Mary Vader

I have altered your homework for this evening. Pray I do not alter it further.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)

She found his lack of faith disturbing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:04 PM (cJiNU)
--------------

You people never fail me. Ever.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2017 12:05 PM (UoSKV)

---

do NOT let her rap your knuckles with her light-ruler

Posted by: Guy from Mos Eisley Cantina at September 13, 2017 12:16 PM (oGRue)

271 260. Duh....'Power is inflicting pain and degradation, otherwise you can't be sure,' to paraphrase O'brien.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:16 PM (fA1SL)

272 That only 26% of the people know all three branches of the U.S. government is astounding. Then again, it's not. The left must be very proud of themselves, whereas the populous has descended into the Dark Ages at such a rapid pace.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 13, 2017 12:16 PM (7m3t8)

273 Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:13 PM (cJiNU)

Or submit yourself to God completely-which is different than just praying for things and ask him to give your life more purpose through His plans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (iVOAv)

274 I'm honestly surprised there are Democrats like Nancy Pelosi not supporting Single Payer.

I thought this was like abortion for them, something every single Democrat had to support.

Only thing I can think is they also have a donor class as well they have to appease.

Posted by: Maritime at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (G/kZc)

275 271 260. Duh....'Power is inflicting pain and degradation, otherwise you can't be sure,' to paraphrase O'brien.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:16 PM (fA1SL)

Far too many people in positions of authority seem to keep this as their guiding principle.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (cJiNU)

276 I'm going with Consecutive, Prejudicial, and Regicidal.

Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (tYzAL)

277 238 Things found in a Trump supporter's house

.45
.38
9mm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)

---

but not EASILY found....

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (oGRue)

278 It's gone beyond that, though. It's somehow DEVOLVED PAST "What can I get for me?". Getting doesn't even feel good to them anymore. Only forcefully taking it from someone else feels good to them.

When you know what you're doing isn't right, you have two choices: the hard road, where you change your ways and avoid that...

or the easy road, where you keep doing it and demand people stop judging you and endorse your behavior, in the theory that the guilt comes from outside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (39g3+)

279 Old Testament

New Testament

The Morning Rant

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (EyPfd)

280 That, and because they were more concerned about protecting the church than they were about justice and compassion for the victims.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Kinda like the Democratic Party. And they wonder why they line up so close, they have so much in common...

FULL DISCLOSURE: Lapsed/disgusted Catholic

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 13, 2017 12:18 PM (AM1GF)

281 275. Those are the foundation of my successful management style. Sith Sigma, baby!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:18 PM (fA1SL)

282 I'm not wishing for it but I'd be okay if that gorilla cornholed me silly.

Posted by: Rob Ranko at September 13, 2017 12:18 PM (vtcmf)

283 do NOT let her rap your knuckles with her light-ruler

The teacher's pet gets to sweep up all the fingers after class

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 12:19 PM (39g3+)

284 Animal, vegetable, and mineral.

It kind of fits, if you think about it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2017 12:19 PM (UoSKV)

285 Just my-curious,

What's triggering the 26% 3-branches and HnK arms sales stuff today? These are 2016 stories.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 13, 2017 12:19 PM (SsblQ)

286 People who do not know all three branches shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's like we'd be asking them to explain quantum electrodynamics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:19 PM (SRKgf)

287 Of course, you all should know the 3 branches of government are Igneous, Sedimentary, and Deciduous.

No no no. Judicial, 9th Circus and Bureaucracy.

Posted by: Blackbutt the Pirate at September 13, 2017 12:19 PM (ULhs+)

288 Muslims need to be excluded from natonal security positions.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:20 PM (rmVvL)

289 Solutions Which Are Unthinkable:

In order to have your vote count, you must correctly identify the three Constitutional branches of government.

Posted by: filbert at September 13, 2017 12:20 PM (s5o+q)

290 Bless the nun with the chainsaw. Working in Florida's climate with a long black habit on would be a bit - toasty.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2017 12:20 PM (ZM2xo)

291
Enthalpy
Gibbs Free Energy
Entropy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 12:21 PM (pNxlR)

292 288 Muslims need to be excluded from natonal security positions.
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:20 PM (rmVvL)




And put to work dealing with leftist "womyn" who make false rape charges.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2017 12:21 PM (ujg0T)

293 Rock, paper and scissors. That one kind of fits, too.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2017 12:21 PM (UoSKV)

294 "Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can do for your country."

1960 - Uplifting mainstream sentiment
2017 - Fascist sentiment

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:21 PM (SRKgf)

295 Three branches . armor , artillery, infantry. Duh.

Posted by: Awkward davies at September 13, 2017 12:21 PM (JsMw3)

296 In order to have your vote count, you must correctly identify the three Constitutional branches of government.

Posted by: filbert at September 13, 2017 12:20 PM (s5o+q)

You need to add: Without looking at the card the DNC sent you.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 13, 2017 12:21 PM (r5KeJ)

297 Enthalpy
Gibbs Free Energy
Entropy
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2017 12:21 PM (pNxlR)



What, no love for Helmholtz free energy? Constant volume processes, FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (SRKgf)

298 Things found in a Trump supporter's home

Darts, dart board with interchangeable pictures of Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Paul Ryan, John McCain and others assorted obstacles to MAGA.

Posted by: ares woman at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (2gh0H)

299

Three branches of government:

Animal
Vegetable
Mineral


Posted by: Gomer Pyle at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (kKwi8)

300 The Bene Gesserit
The Spacing Guild
CHOAM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (fA1SL)

301 That only 26% of the people know all three branches of the U.S. government is astounding. Then again, it's not.

-
They can either teach civics or global warming and Heinz 57 sexuality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (Nwg0u)

302 It's NOT like we'd be asking them to explain quantum electrodynamics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:19 PM (SRKgf)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (SRKgf)

303 With all due respect to Sister Margaret Ann's cleanup work - first rule of power tools is you don't wear loose flowing clothes - like Catholic habits - that might get snagged in the gubbins.

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (TppKb)

304 274 I'm honestly surprised there are Democrats like Nancy Pelosi not supporting Single Payer.

Posted by: Maritime at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (G/kZc)


Pelosi has made some surprising statements lately. All I can say is, the Democrats' internal polling must be looking very, very bad for them.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 12:23 PM (bjWNl)

305 Gender pronouns > civics, physics, and history.

Posted by: JEM at September 13, 2017 12:23 PM (TppKb)

306 288 Muslims need to be excluded from national security positions.
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:20 PM (rmVvL)



Sounds like an outbreak of common sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:24 PM (SRKgf)

307 300 The Bene Gesserit
The Spacing Guild
CHOAM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (fA1SL)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:24 PM (cJiNU)

308 Given the morphing of the judiciary into something with de facto executive and legislative power, whenever it feels like it, I'd say the "three branches" thing, is quite seriously, no longer correct. But I doubt the 74% in the survey had that in mind.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2017 12:24 PM (QDnY+)

309 Three things found in a Trump supporter's home:

1. a marriage license between a woman and a man
2. a tax bill, marked "paid"
3. a dart board with Sen McCain's picture on it, "slightly" used



Posted by: Publius Redux at September 13, 2017 12:24 PM (Fb9aZ)

310 33% Do Not Know Any Branches.

Obviously we need more and better paid teachers.

Posted by: Some GOPe Asshole at September 13, 2017 12:24 PM (mcI77)

311 Hide the nun! OSHA Rapid Response SWAT team is on the way to arrest her for 87 violations of safety regulations.
Too bad about that helecopter they pulled from rescues so they can get there in style.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (e1mEI)

312 279 Old Testament
New Testament
The Morning Rant

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (EyPfd)


Well, I wouldn't go *that* far...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (bjWNl)

313 There are four branches of combat arms - infantry, artillery, armor, and aviation...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (N0gfJ)

314 that might get snagged in the gubbins.

Posted by: JEM

Maybe her gubbins need a good snagging

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (8ikIW)

315 In a Trump supporter's home:

1) Soap
2) Shampoo
3) Deodorant

Posted by: Boots at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (EBwPV)

316 304 274 I'm honestly surprised there are Democrats like Nancy Pelosi not supporting Single Payer.

Posted by: Maritime at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (G/kZc)

Pelosi has made some surprising statements lately. All I can say is, the Democrats' internal polling must be looking very, very bad for them.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 12:23 PM (bjWNl)


They know they can come out and pay lip-service to being against it because the fuck-stupid GOPe are going to pass it FOR them and eat all the blame.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (9TK8E)

317 Ask not what are the three branches of government; ask where's my damn welfare?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (Nwg0u)

318 I'm not wishing for it but I'd be okay if my penis would make an appearance every now and then.

Posted by: Rob Ranko at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (vtcmf)

319 "Kama Sutra with post it notes and a check off list. Almost like birdwatching."

Yours came with binoculars, too?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (2Ekmp)

320 307. Everybody forgets that last one. Hence the low scores seen above.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (fA1SL)

321 Jim, how are the FL relatives doing?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:16 PM (cJiNU)




Step Mom fared well, only a bit of minor flooding in the (former garage) laundry room, which sits at ground level, vs the house itself, which a pier & beam structure, about 20 inches above grade.

She's on a Generac whole-house generator, and so has the central air up and running. Just hope FLP&L gets the circuits up and energized before those two giant propane tanks run dry.

Her neighbors cleaned up all the fallen branches and debris in her yard, in exchange for hooking up a long extension cord to their fridge & freezer.

A major difference between the Texas hurricane and the Florida hurricane?

Texas won the body count of looters who were shot in the act.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (MGCfm)

322 311 Hide the nun! OSHA Rapid Response SWAT team is on the way to arrest her for 87 violations of safety regulations.
Too bad about that helecopter they pulled from rescues so they can get there in style.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (e1mEI



She'll rap their knuckles with a ruler and send them running.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (cAnNx)

323 "The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.



And with that I am off to the city."

=======

That's the spirit!

Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (zIb93)

324 308 Well yeah,they aren't exactly co equal anymore and the legislative branch bears the most blame for allowing it.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (rmVvL)

325 Remember in 2008 when a majority of Obama voters claimed in exit interviews that they were voting out the leadership in the Executive AND Legislative branches? And that they didn't know the leadership in congress was....the Democrats?

The left needs ignorance to win elections. If we had a populace with 1967 civics knowledge the Dems would be a regional party...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (eSx+E)

326 The Galactic Senate
The Jedi Council
The Trade Federation

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (KUaJL)

327 318 I'm not wishing for it but I'd be okay if my penis would make an appearance every now and then.
Posted by: Rob Ranko at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (vtcmf)




In the prison in which he deserves to be incarcerated, that could happen!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (ujg0T)

328 They can either teach civics or global warming and Heinz 57 sexuality.
====

Off-the-cuff estimate: 88% can name more genders than they can name branches of government.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (OVUYQ)

329 313. Combined arms - truly symphonic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:27 PM (fA1SL)

330 Just like the GOP prefers to be in the minority they prefer a judiciary that is supreme."Well we tried,the courts struck it down,oh well."

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:27 PM (rmVvL)

331 found in a trump supporters home.

32 winchester special
.410
12 ga. autoloader
.22 long rifle auto.
civil war musket.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2017 12:27 PM (KP5rU)

332 Aviation. Johnny come latelys.

Posted by: Awkward davies at September 13, 2017 12:27 PM (JsMw3)

333 33% Do Not Know Any Branches.



Obviously we need more and better paid teachers.
***
Why do I think that if you interviewed only teachers that number would be MUCH higher then 33%?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:27 PM (eSx+E)

334 some teach the fourth branch of government is we the people.

it makes sense, since we are obligated to overthrow the other three is they become tyrannical. The people overthrew the king, after all.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2017 12:27 PM (yKAUL)

335 Offence
Defense
Special Teams

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (KUaJL)

336 Three branches of government.

- Racist, bloodthirsty cops;
- Corrupt, heartless Republicans; and
- Democrats.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (tbOMB)

337 Of course Obama simply ignored judicial rulings he didn't like.Congress was okay with that as well..

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (rmVvL)

338 Pelosi has made some surprising statements lately. All I can say is, the Democrats' internal polling must be looking very, very bad for them.
Posted by: OregonMuse

_______


I agree, it is really odd. It was pedal to the metal, then all of a sudden she's sounding like some Democrat from a Red State.

Posted by: Maritime at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (G/kZc)

339 Oh.... my....

OK Cupid, the dating website... just had a big banner on top of the page...

Saying show your support for PLANNED PARENTHOOD ...

Another commercial company FORCING people to choose sides...

Wow.... just.... wow...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (NgKpN)

340 Someone make sure Stephen King does not see the footage of the nun with the chainsaw or he might write a new version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (N0gfJ)

341 A life of prayer and union with God
A deep love for Jesus in the Holy Eucharist
Devotion to our Blessed Mother
Steadfast fidelity to the Magisterium of the Catholic ChurchPraying for priests
Commitment to apostolic service of the Church through healthcare, education, and spiritual retreatsDaily prayer together: Holy Hour, with Eucharistic adoration and rosary; chanting of the Divine Office; and two hour periods of meditation (one is included during Holy Hour)


I think she's a Carmelite sister of the most Sacred Heart

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (iVOAv)

342 They can either teach civics or global warming and Heinz 57 sexuality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:22 PM (Nwg0u)



Hey now, priorities. The leftist brainwashing to make kids utterly useless except as Red Guards will take priority.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:29 PM (493sH)

343 They should do a poll about the Electrical College.

Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2017 12:29 PM (zIb93)

344 it makes sense, since we are obligated to overthrow the other three is
they become tyrannical. The people overthrew the king, after all.
***
Back in the 90s Paul Harvey did a series of broadcasts on how the then modern media would have covered the start of the Revolutionary War. It was...enlightening.

Of course the FNM is far worse then its MSM predecessors...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:29 PM (eSx+E)

345 310 33% Do Not Know Any Branches.

Obviously we need more and better paid teachers.
Posted by: Some GOPe Asshole at September 13, 2017 12:24 PM (mcI77)

+++
LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 13, 2017 12:29 PM (7m3t8)

346 And her school is Archbishop Coleman F Carroll in Florida

I bet they didn't take their statues down!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:29 PM (iVOAv)

347 Has anyone read this joint resolution on "Charlottesville violence" which essentially says - "everyone who was there was a vile KKK member who, without warning, attacked the `peaceful counter protestors' - and urges Trump to condemn all `white nationalists?'"

WTF!?!

"Our" Congress somehow has the time to do this? How the f*ck did this get to the floor in such a one-sided fashion. Where the f*ck is ANY conservative leadership in Congress - WTF!!!!!!!!????!!

Is it too early to binge drink valu-rite?

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 13, 2017 12:30 PM (Fb9aZ)

348 Nuns with chainsaws: "That's 150,000 Hail Mary's or else, dear."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:30 PM (hLRSq)

349 Of course Obama simply ignored judicial rulings he didn't like.Congress was okay with that as well..

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (rmVvL)



Disagreeing would be racist and let's face it they really weren't opposed to him any way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)

350 Is that Jenni Lee the pr0nstar?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2017 12:30 PM (elsTe)

351 Gorilla Pundit: Well, I guess that answers all of the people who keep asking what Betsy DeVos is doing - going all Nun with a Chainsaw on Title IX is what.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

352 310 33% Do Not Know Any Branches.


We need to make sure this information about government isn't written in cursive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:31 PM (SRKgf)

353 Well the "co equal" thing (besides the bad English of it) has never been true or made sense anyway. The branches have distinctive functions, which is unavoidable and logical (or they'd be the same branch). The judiciary is obviously the junior, most circumscribed, most limited branch of them, not in any way equal.

Even the extremely dubious non-constitutional expedient of judicial review would not be, in itself, fatal, if the humans involved (the judges violating their oaths, the executive and legislative members not correcting/stopping this) policed the arrangement. But ..... well, you know the situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2017 12:31 PM (QDnY+)

354 338 Pelosi has made some surprising statements lately. All I can say is, the Democrats' internal polling must be looking very, very bad for them.
Posted by: OregonMuse

_______


I agree, it is really odd. It was pedal to the metal, then all of a sudden she's sounding like some Democrat from a Red State.

Posted by: Maritime at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (G/kZc)


+++

Keep in mind that she is also showing signs of mini-stroke brain damage.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 13, 2017 12:31 PM (7m3t8)

355 Grains, sugar, starch.

Posted by: FDA at September 13, 2017 12:32 PM (Osb5s)

356 Obviously that poll found all the people Jay Leno used to talk to in his Jaywalking segment.

I remember one segment featuring a male (I think it was male) in Seattle outside a coffee shop, said male was loaded with various piercings in & around his mouth - Jay wondered how the hot coffee affected the metal against his skin...um, uh, um, he did not seem to be connected enough to his body to register pain.


Posted by: Boots at September 13, 2017 12:32 PM (EBwPV)

357 Pelosi has made some surprising statements lately. All I can say is, the
Democrats' internal polling must be looking very, very bad for them.
***
Prior to the 2016 election you had the GOPe and the Dems as the two wings of the uniparty - and the Dems were the happy face of the Uniparty. So, as a Dem all you had to do was mouth the right platitudes.

Now with the rise of Trump there is an actual alternative and I think polling is showing that is what living, citizen, voters want.

Of course as we saw in NH the Uniparty does have an answer to that...

Speaking of which, if the margin of victory in an election is shown to be caused by fraud...are there really no remedies?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:32 PM (eSx+E)

358 Has anyone read this joint resolution on "Charlottesville violence" which essentially says - "everyone who was there was a vile KKK member who, without warning, attacked the `peaceful counter protestors' - and urges Trump to condemn all `white nationalists?'"

WTF!?!

"Our" Congress somehow has the time to do this? How the f*ck did this get to the floor in such a one-sided fashion. Where the f*ck is ANY conservative leadership in Congress - WTF!!!!!!!!????!!

Is it too early to binge drink valu-rite?

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 13, 2017 12:30 PM (Fb9aZ)



The whole Charlottesville uproar has died down and the left figures it needs to continue to score political points off of it. So time to stir that pot again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:33 PM (493sH)

359 A major difference between the Texas hurricane and the Florida hurricane?

Texas won the body count of looters who were shot in the act.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (MGCfm)

Glad to hear she's doing well under the circumstances. Yeah, y'all probably have the lead on dead looters, which is to be expected.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 12:33 PM (cJiNU)

360 343 They should do a poll about the Electrical College.
Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2017 12:29 PM (zIb93)

---

the results will be shocking

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 13, 2017 12:33 PM (oGRue)

361 Do we want to go back the 1980s fashion wise???

http://www.ufunk.net/en/insolite/vintage-adult-fashions/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:33 PM (N0gfJ)

362 One question about the nun with the chainsaw:

How does she keep the white parts of her habit clean?
I mean, she's cutting down trees and it is staying factory showroom white.

I can change clothes and stand still and get dirty.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2017 12:33 PM (8oSoU)

363 354. All the dem leadership consists of brain-damaged old women who've enriched themselves through grift and graft.
Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:34 PM (fA1SL)

364 Trump supporters home?

A birth certificate bearing their real gender

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2017 12:34 PM (9xpg1)

365 Trump
Not-Trump
?

Posted by: RioBravo at September 13, 2017 12:34 PM (SsblQ)

366 Regarding the attorney: Yes, he may be picked up by a Lefty firm for whatever, but that stuff gets old and there are only so many sinecures available to hand out. I wouldn't use that hope as my employment back-stop is what I'm saying.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

367 362 One question about the nun with the chainsaw:

How does she keep the white parts of her habit clean?
I mean, she's cutting down trees and it is staying factory showroom white.

I can change clothes and stand still and get dirty.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2017 12:33 PM (8oSoU)



Divine intervention.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 12:35 PM (cAnNx)

368 Trump supporters home?

A big shit-eating grin.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2017 12:36 PM (tbOMB)

369 I remember one segment featuring a male (I think it was male) in Seattle outside a coffee shop, said male was loaded with various piercings in & around his mouth - Jay wondered how the hot coffee affected the metal against his skin...um, uh, um, he did not seem to be connected enough to his body to register pain.


Posted by: Boots at September 13, 2017 12:32 PM (EBwPV)


That is a fixable problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:36 PM (SRKgf)

370 359 A major difference between the Texas hurricane and the Florida hurricane?

Texas won the body count of looters who were shot in the act.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2017 12:26 PM (MGCfm)


Which is surprising since the flooding seems to be deeper in Florida. In deeper water you don't have to lead them by so much making the shots easier.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2017 12:36 PM (0tfLf)

371 38 I've been saying for years that being able to name the three branches of government should be the minimum prerequisite for voting.
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017

*
*
My mother was Canadian. She came here as a girl, legally, in the late 1920s and became a citizen during, I think, the '30s. She told me she had to take a citizenship test, and once she passed, to swear an allegiance oath, or perhaps they called it something else.

I don't think she ever took voting lightly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2017 12:36 PM (elsTe)

372 Three branches of government walk into a bar. The bartender says ' I'm going to see some ID'


Posted by: Jack Sock at September 13, 2017 12:36 PM (Ltgak)

373 How does she keep the white parts of her habit clean?

Mother Superior - "Ancient Catholic secret."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:36 PM (N0gfJ)

374
Watching the video of the Nuns chain saw technique I can tell she's a novice.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:36 PM (EgwCt)

375 366 Regarding the attorney: Yes, he may be picked up by a Lefty firm for whatever, but that stuff gets old and there are only so many sinecures available to hand out. I wouldn't use that hope as my employment back-stop is what I'm saying.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:35 PM (hLRSq)



He'll be taken in with a requirement to not be on twitter.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 12:36 PM (cAnNx)

376 Speaking of which, if the margin of victory in an election is shown to be caused by fraud...are there really no remedies?!?

Sister Chainsaw

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2017 12:37 PM (2z74n)

377 The whole Charlottesville uproar has died down and the left figures it needs to continue to score political points off of it. So time to stir that pot again.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:33 PM (493sH)



I suspect the idea was to get Republicans to vote against this, and thereby to enable Red propaganda that they supported white nationalists (rather than simply opposing this idiotic motion).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:37 PM (SRKgf)

378
274 I'm honestly surprised there are Democrats like Nancy Pelosi not supporting Single Payer.

I thought this was like abortion for them, something every single Democrat had to support.

Only thing I can think is they also have a donor class as well they have to appease.

Posted by: Maritime at September 13, 2017 12:17 PM (G/kZc)

Single payer is a death sentence to old people and would be a blessing to Medicare and Social Security funds. Let alone the D/R ratio would tilt D.
Solves a lot of nagging financial problems and locks in one party rule. If they get the messaging juuuuust right...

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 13, 2017 12:37 PM (e1mEI)

379 "everyone who was there was a vile KKK member who, without warning, attacked the `peaceful counter protestors' -
***
Were I Trump I think I would say something like;

I condemn, as strongly as I can, any group that officially supports racism, be it Robert Byrd's KKK, La Raza, or BLM. I also condemn, as strongly as I can any group that supports international socialism, like Anti-Fa, or national socialism, like the Neo-NAZI movement.

I have instructed Mr Sessions to make sure that the FBI is focused on all of these groups. Specifically I have also asked Mr Sessions to began an investigation of any state and local officials that have conspired to support violent response to peaceful free speech that they disagree with. If, as a mayor, you give your police department a stand down order we will prosecute you.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:38 PM (eSx+E)

380 Liberals will probably sue the nun for "separation of church and state".

Yes, I know that makes zero sense.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2017 12:38 PM (9xpg1)

381 I'm not saying I want to make sweet, sweet, nonconsensual love to Gorilla Pundit, but if it happens . . .

Posted by: Rob Rancor, Animal Lover at September 13, 2017 12:38 PM (ORnFV)

382 Speaking of teh gunz, I've always wondered if a POTUS with a CCP, like Trump, is allowed to carry while serving in office. Or as the Secret Service's boss, can he tell them to pound sand if they say no.

Wouldn't it have been the tits if Hinckley had missed Reagan and Reagan had ducked behind the car door, cop-style, pulled out whatever the biggest gun in 1981 was, let's say a Magnum .44, and started blasting away?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 12:38 PM (ul9CR)

383
Second attempt at the funny:

Are you sure she's a Nun? Because she's handling the chain saw like a novice.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:39 PM (EgwCt)

384 Here's the full "I was searching around the internet" audio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BrWVd74WTY

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 12:39 PM (jhqr1)

385 I wonder how Ranco will perform in a courtroom now. Since with this tweet he is now the dwarf in a meat muumuu dancing with the dobermans.

He has left himself open to be torn down by the opposing lawyer and every case he loses the client can now claim incompetence by pointing to that tweet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (N0gfJ)

386 The Fort Lauderdale police feed is precious. They keep putting up pictures of all the Irma looters and burglars.

I need more popcorn.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (9xpg1)

387 313
There are four branches of combat arms - infantry, artillery, armor, and aviation...


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:25 PM (N0gfJ

------------------------------------------


Don't forget the Engineers.


Pilots, helicopter ones anyway, were from other branches. May be different now.

Posted by: Javems at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (yOqwj)

388 All I could think about when I saw the nun was how her habit was blowing around in the wind and how unsafe it was. If it fed into the chain, that saw could whip around and gouge right into her.

Posted by: Eggo at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (UmPR1)

389 Spare a thought for the high minded bureaucrat triggered by the chain saw nun. Xe sees that and imagines thousands of equally resourceful citizens and realizes "not one of them asked my permission first".

Is it any wonder Fair Hillary is in such a state? Can you imagine her, in the wake of this, waddling to the microphone and demanding everyone cease these dangerous and counter- productive actions until the experts arrived.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (svlG1)

390 They should do a poll about the Electrical College.
___
Um, like I, uh, think it is time, to like get rid of the, uh, Electrical College, cuz, like it is racist n' stuff? Like, uh, we should, um, get to vote, for, uh, the Present Dent and the, uh, Supreme Court dude...err..person.

Posted by: Lefties commenting on said poll at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (eSx+E)

391 362 One question about the nun with the chainsaw:

How does she keep the white parts of her habit clean?
I mean, she's cutting down trees and it is staying factory showroom white.
-----

The power of Christ compels it.

Posted by: Fr. Merrin at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (hPUAq)

392 I suspect the idea was to get Republicans to vote against this, and thereby to enable Red propaganda that they supported white nationalists (rather than simply opposing this idiotic motion).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:37 PM (SRKgf)



Yup, it's to paint Trump/Republicans in a corner over this. Or at least they hope to and know enough Republicans will happily jump on board

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (493sH)

393 They should do a poll about the Electrical College.

I would love to phrase that question.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (2z74n)

394 "I can change clothes and stand still and get dirty"

======

A pair of Depends will remedy that.

Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (zIb93)

395 387. That's more of a law enforcement role, isn't it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (fA1SL)

396 If not mentioned before, as i predicted yesterday Amazon has removed all 1 STAR reviews of the 600 page book of lies by Hillary's ghost writer.

Break. Amazon. UP!

Posted by: The Schadenboner Formerly Known as Jukin at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (7kLRC)

397 385 I wonder how Ranco will perform in a courtroom now. Since with this tweet he is now the dwarf in a meat muumuu dancing with the dobermans.

He has left himself open to be torn down by the opposing lawyer and every case he loses the client can now claim incompetence by pointing to that tweet.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (N0gfJ)

+++

People just aren't as street smart as you'd expect them to be.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (7m3t8)

398 Liberals will probably sue the nun for "separation of church and state".

Yes, I know that makes zero sense.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2017 12:38 PM (9xpg1)


My movie project: "Nuns With Chainsaws: Cold Stihl"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (hLRSq)

399 They should do a poll about the Electrical College.

-
Hil!z was buzzed out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (Nwg0u)

400 Are you sure she's a Nun? Because she's handling the chain saw like a novice.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:39 PM (EgwCt)

Bad habits.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (tbOMB)

401 Gotta feel for the Fapping Boy.

His story started out so bad and had nowhere to go but down, but he was stuck with it once he started.

"I got scared and my pants slipped off" just kills me.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (ul9CR)

402 Wow.

Hillary ego, part XXXXIV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbIA6cDWXD4

Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (aT+Bx)

403 I learned way more about civics in a single 100 level general education class at University than I did in all of middle and high school.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (jhqr1)

404 Masculine, feminine and neuter.

Posted by: Javems at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (yOqwj)

405 Pilots, helicopter ones anyway, were from other branches. May be different now.


--------------
1983

Posted by: RioBravo at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (SsblQ)

406 Second attempt at the funny:

Are you sure she's a Nun? Because she's handling the chain saw like a novice.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:39 PM (EgwCt)


Yes, we understood the first time.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (hLRSq)

407 "I've always wondered if a POTUS with a CCP, like Trump, is allowed to carry while serving in office"

Reagan owned the same .32 for decades, the one he first started carrying when Communist goons were threatening him as SAG chief in Hollywood, and yes, he apparently did carry on occasion while he was the President. In a briefcase. No one said him nay.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (ujwCG)

408

A majority of college students were willing to sign a petition calling for the end of Women's Sufferage...because haven't women suffered enough?


Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (eSx+E)

409 okcupid proved itself evil when it banned firefox.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 12:43 PM (Df4Eq)

410 People just aren't as street smart as you'd expect them to be.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 13, 2017 12:41 PM (7m3t

Yep, and they're definitely not as tweet smart as you would expect them to be,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:43 PM (iVOAv)

411 Single payer is a death sentence to old people

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 13, 2017 12:37 PM (e1mEI)


This. What interest would the state have in keeping the elderly alive? They/We are a pure liability at that point. The ideal case for single payer (aka "socialized medicine") would be that you'd keel over and croak at your retirement party.

By the same token, I marvel at the stupidity of women who support single payer. Girls, girls ... THINK. Who uses the most healthcare? Women. So when the state inevitably is broke and needs to cut back on healthcare, who is going to take it in the shorts? Women. Duh.

Most men rarely even see a doctor before they're at least 40, barring injuries.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:43 PM (SRKgf)

412 I'm not saying I want them to miss when they toss Hillary into The Van, but if it were to happen...

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2017 12:43 PM (2z74n)

413 All I could think about when I saw the nun was how her habit was blowing around in the wind and how unsafe it was. If it fed into the chain, that saw could whip around and gouge right into her.

Posted by: Eggo at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (UmPR1)


She's cutting branches that are into the ground in such a way that kickback is guaranteed. You have to make a 'V' cut to remove the downward pressure or the blade is bound to get caught.

I mean nice gesture, but the chain saw in the hands of someone without training is bad news.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:43 PM (EgwCt)

414 Liberals will probably sue the nun for "separation of church and state".

Yes, I know that makes zero sense.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2017 12:38 PM (9xpg1)


Yeah, that makes about as much sense as some ass-clowns suing Trump because he blocked them on Twitter.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 12:44 PM (bjWNl)

415 339 Oh.... my....

OK Cupid, the dating website... just had a big banner on top of the page...

Saying show your support for PLANNED PARENTHOOD ...

Another commercial company FORCING people to choose sides...

Wow.... just.... wow...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (NgKpN)




Yep. Cancel any paid memebership you may have with them. Thier app is still free, but heck, pull that too.

And to think I once thought they were one of the better dating sites (although that may not be saying much)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2017 12:44 PM (ujg0T)

416
"I got scared and my pants slipped off" just kills me.

=======

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine.

Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2017 12:44 PM (zIb93)

417 The Fort Lauderdale police feed is precious. They keep putting up pictures of all the Irma looters and burglars.

This one?
https://twitter.com/FLPD411

Or are there more?

I don't want to miss out on the fun.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 12:44 PM (jhqr1)

418 *looks at NHC*

Jose must feel like Kim, "so ronrey"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:44 PM (N0gfJ)

419 A majority of college students were willing to sign a
petition calling for the end of Women's Sufferage...because haven't
women suffered enough?




Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (eSx+E)

And the petition calling for the banning of Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 13, 2017 12:45 PM (r5KeJ)

420 386 The Fort Lauderdale police feed is precious. They keep putting up pictures of all the Irma looters and burglars.

I need more popcorn.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2017 12:40 PM (9xpg1)


Got a link? TIA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:45 PM (SRKgf)

421 Catechism? No more of that old fashioned stuff, please.
. . .
Posted by: Dope Francis at September 13, 2017

*
*
When I was a kid, some of my classmates would leave on Tues. or Thurs. afternoons for something called "catechism." I thought they were getting off easy.

Years later I glanced at my second wife's old catechism book. Easy? Not much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2017 12:46 PM (elsTe)

422 A majority of college students were willing to sign a
petition calling for the end of Women's Sufferage ...because haven't women suffered enough?


Hmmmm. Gives me an idea ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)

423 Speaking of teh gunz, I've always wondered if a POTUS with a CCP, like Trump, is allowed to carry while serving in office.

-
Nancy Reagan carried a pistol in her purse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:47 PM (Nwg0u)

424 By the same token, I marvel at the stupidity of women who support single payer. Girls, girls ... THINK. Who uses the most healthcare? Women. So when the state inevitably is broke and needs to cut back on healthcare, who is going to take it in the shorts? Women. Duh.

Most men rarely even see a doctor before they're at least 40, barring injuries.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:43 PM (SRKgf)




But the leftist "womyn" see that in their favor. Making those evil men that they hate pay for them.

At a certain point, "going Galt" seems to make the most sense. Why work hard at a job you most likely don't like anyway, when the Demunists are just going to tax away more of what you earn if you do happen to be promoted?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2017 12:47 PM (ujg0T)

425 And the petition calling for the banning of Dihydrogen Monoxide.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 13, 2017 12:45 PM (r5KeJ)


How do you differentiate between those who sign not knowing it is water and those who sign knowing it is water, but are just being smartasses about it?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:47 PM (hLRSq)

426
Cutting green trees is also bad news. They're extremely elastic, like rubber bands. There's an incredible amount of stored energy in a 5,000 pound tree. Even on the ground.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:47 PM (EgwCt)

427 How much does Trump pay y'all to cut out the pages of Bibles and fill them with guns and meth? Huh?

Posted by: Kay In Maine at September 13, 2017 12:47 PM (0nqdT)

428 If colleges were serious about sexual harassment and/or sex crimes against females, they would go back to the old system of separate dorms for men and women, and neither gender is allowed in any area of the opposite gender dorm except for the lobby.

And have a front desk in that lobby, staffed and monitored so make sure the rules are followed.

It worked fine that way for many years, I know I'm asking Chesterton's question about knowing why the gate exists before you tear it down, but whatever.

Posted by: Boots at September 13, 2017 12:48 PM (EBwPV)

429 A majority of college students were willing to sign a petition calling for the end of Women's Sufferage...because haven't women suffered enough?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (eSx+E)



There was a Man's Show segment of Corolla and Kimmel asking people to sign a petition for that. I wonder what little SJW Jimmy would think of that now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:48 PM (493sH)

430 It sounds like someone in class is volunteering to cut 100 trees for the good sister.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:48 PM (N0gfJ)

431 425. Which ones are laughing and which ones are uptalking in agreement?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:49 PM (fA1SL)

432 Reagan owned the same .32 for decades, the one he first started carrying when Communist goons were threatening him as SAG chief in Hollywood, and yes, he apparently did carry on occasion while he was the President. In a briefcase. No one said him nay.

Tedward Kennedy's personal security detail got nailed at least once for carrying full auto hardware. I'm guessing a bunch of these guys tell their security people to carry as heavy as they want and many are probably strapped themselves.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 12:49 PM (jhqr1)

433 There was a segment on The Man Show in days of yore where they were out in public collecting signatures from women to end women's sufferage. Lots of signatories. Best part was when a woman happened along and started pleading with women not to sign and trying to explain how the signature collectors were mocking them. Good times.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 13, 2017 12:49 PM (ORnFV)

434 AoSHQ was just mentioned by guests on the Dennis Prager Radio Show as one of a handful of a go-to websites doing great work for conservatism today.

Dennis is interviewing Chris Buskirk and Seth Leibsohn about their new book -- American Greatness: How Conservatism, Inc. Missed the 2016 Election & What the D.C. Establishment Needs to Learn.

Posted by: ShainS at September 13, 2017 12:49 PM (3L0Wj)

435 There was a Man's Show segment of Corolla and Kimmel asking people to sign a petition for that. I wonder what little SJW Jimmy would think of that now
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Kimmel does not have the proper equipment to be on The Man Show now

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 13, 2017 12:49 PM (FZYNt)

436 Twitter attack dogs... my cyberarmy.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 13, 2017 12:49 PM (/qEW2)

437 That Electrical College... isn't that in Ohmaha?

Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 13, 2017 12:50 PM (tYzAL)

438 429 - Great minds think alike!

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 13, 2017 12:50 PM (ORnFV)

439 Kay In Maine?! Wow, she must be older than dirt.

Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2017 12:51 PM (zIb93)

440 How much does Trump pay y'all to cut out the pages of Bibles and fill them with guns and meth? Huh?

Posted by: Kay In Maine at September 13, 2017 12:47 PM (0nqdT)


Sorry, Honey. The meth users are your constituency. We would never hide a gun in a Bible. That's what Hillary's books are for.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:51 PM (EgwCt)

441 428 If colleges were serious about sexual harassment and/or sex crimes against females, they would go back to the old system of separate dorms for men and women, and neither gender is allowed in any area of the opposite gender dorm except for the lobby.

And have a front desk in that lobby, staffed and monitored so make sure the rules are followed.

It worked fine that way for many years, I know I'm asking Chesterton's question about knowing why the gate exists before you tear it down, but whatever.
Posted by: Boots at September 13, 2017 12:48 PM (EBwPV)

With pink and blue sidewalks?

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 13, 2017 12:51 PM (nBr1j)

442 How do you differentiate between those who sign not knowing it is water and those who sign knowing it is water, but are just being smartasses about it?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:47 PM (hLRSq)



What proportion of the population has that much brain power? Or any grasp whatsoever of chemical nomenclature? You saw the results of the "branches of government" question. There's your answer.

A liberal I know freaked that benzene was used to make dashboards. It turns out he saw that the plasticizer was di(n-butyl) BENZENE-1,4-dicarboxylate. He didn't know what the rest of the name meant, but just picked out the "benzene" part. Thus is another idiotic meme born.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)

443 And now

Nuns with Chainsaws

On trampolines!

Posted by: Adam Corolla, THE MAN SHOW, BABY! at September 13, 2017 12:51 PM (vcOmj)

444 Sorry, Honey. The meth users are your constituency. We would never hide a gun in a Bible. That's what Hillary's books are for.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman

things NOT found in a Trump supporters home - What Happened

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (FZYNt)

445 The three branches of gov't are:
Doric
Ionic
Corinthian

Posted by: DougM at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (p3oPt)

446 Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 12:42 PM (ujwCG)

interesting-thanks!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (ul9CR)

447 *waves to the newcomers from the Dennis Prager show*

Welcome! We don't bite, much.

Pull up a chair. Just ignore the Lace Machine Wigs for Sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (N0gfJ)

448 >>>>Spare a thought for the high minded bureaucrat triggered by the chain
saw nun. Xe sees that and imagines thousands of equally resourceful
citizens and realizes "not one of them asked my permission first".



Is it any wonder Fair Hillary is in such a state? Can you imagine
her, in the wake of this, waddling to the microphone and demanding
everyone cease these dangerous and counter- productive actions until the
experts arrived.
.
.
.We had that happen when we lived in CT after Sandy went through. A guy I drove trucks with tossed his chainsaw in the back of his car and went to where a big tree fell across our road to chop it up and get rid of it because it was blocking our only road out of our neighborhood.

The Cops drove up on the other side and told him that no one said he could do that and he had to stop. He told them no and kept sawing away. They drove off.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (+Dllb)

449 Oh.... my....

OK Cupid, the dating website... just had a big banner on top of the page...

Saying show your support for PLANNED PARENTHOOD ...

Another commercial company FORCING people to choose sides...

Wow.... just.... wow...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 12:28 PM (NgKpN)

I'm so glad I'm done with online dating.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (KUaJL)

450 437 That Electrical College... isn't that in Ohmaha?
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 13, 2017 12:50 PM (tYzAL)



Yep. The HQ of the Resistance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (SRKgf)

451 434 AoSHQ was just mentioned by guests on the Dennis Prager Radio Show as one of a handful of a go-to websites doing great work for conservatism today.

--

*brushes hair*
*zips up pants*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (hMwEB)

452 That Electrical College... isn't that in Ohmaha?


Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock at September 13, 2017 12:50 PM (tYzAL)


I volt there!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:53 PM (hLRSq)

453 If colleges were serious about sexual harassment and/or sex crimes against females, they would go back to the old system of separate dorms for men and women, and neither gender is allowed in any area of the opposite gender dorm except for the lobby.

BYU has separate dorm buildings for men and women. Men and women can visit opposite sex dorms once a week for a few hours, but must keep the door open and the RA prowls around.

BYU gets sued pretty much every single year for this practice by groups trying to force them to integrate dorms. They are so far successful at arguing they are a private institution that can make their own rules about such things.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 12:53 PM (jhqr1)

454 Rich Corinthian.

Posted by: Corona at September 13, 2017 12:53 PM (zIb93)

455 Are you sure she's a Nun? Because she's handling the chain saw like a novice.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman


OK that was pretty good.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 13, 2017 12:53 PM (oF0/I)

456 How do you differentiate between those who sign not knowing it is water and those who sign knowing it is water, but are just being smartasses about it?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH


I know everything and am an insufferable smart ass!

Well, that "know everything" might be an exaggeration.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 13, 2017 12:53 PM (vcOmj)

457 Oh yeah, I seem to remember Nancy Reagan's teeny purse gun.

My gf has one of those.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 13, 2017 12:53 PM (ul9CR)

458 The three branches of gov't are:
Doric
Ionic
Corinthian

--

in my mind those columns were always
macho
suit
ghey

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (hMwEB)

459 Kay in Maine sighting?

Been awhile for one of those.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (sf2BM)

460 Love the nun with the chain saw

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2017 11:29 AM (O2RFr)

Got to admire her spirit. But her technique is a little off. And operating a chainsaw in long flowing robes like that is inviting trouble.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (EkNES)

461 Great minds think alike!

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 13, 2017 12:50 PM (ORnFV)



It was the first thing that came to mind. And thinking was a PC turd Kimmel is. Maybe he always was one but I first remember him on Ben Stein's show then the Man Show.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (493sH)

462 Electrical College?

"Ohm my!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (N0gfJ)

463 there are no guns in Maine. Every fall, a certain number of moose and deer just commit hari kari up there. Tis a mystery.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (ZM2xo)

464 "What proportion of the population has that much brain power? Or any grasp whatsoever of chemical nomenclature? You saw the results of the "branches of government" question. There's your answer."

You are assuming facts not in evidence, that people are not fucking around with pollsters.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (hLRSq)

465 Catechism? No more of that old fashioned stuff, please.
. . .
Posted by: Dope Francis

I see that some Belgian monks are asking Frankie Hollywood to OK euthanasia for non-terminally ill people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)

466 Ace's site got mentioned on Dennis Prager?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 12:55 PM (iVOAv)

467 "While Hillary Used Her Book Tour to Spread the Blame, Here's What the CIA Was Up To..."

http://tinyurl.com/yc5xbd24

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 13, 2017 12:55 PM (zOpu5)

468 Wow.

Over at ZeroHedge, a story about Hillary and her interpretation of the moral of the book 1984.

There's a clip from the book as well.

/wow. Really dodged a not just a bullet there, but a freaking nuclear explosion. That b*tch be crazy.

Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 12:55 PM (aT+Bx)

469
things NOT found in a Trump supporters home - What Happened

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 13, 2017 12:52 PM (FZYNt)

I'd never buy it but I would consider taking it out at the library.

I need some laughs.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2017 12:56 PM (ZM2xo)

470 466 Ace's site got mentioned on Dennis Prager?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

does that mean we should put on pants?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 13, 2017 12:56 PM (FZYNt)

471 434 AoSHQ was just mentioned by guests on the Dennis Prager Radio Show as one of a handful of a go-to websites doing great work for conservatism today.

-----------

Did they mention Gorillapundit?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2017 12:56 PM (WDCYi)

472 463 there are no guns in Maine. Every fall, a certain number of moose and deer just commit hari kari up there. Tis a mystery.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (ZM2xo)




I imagine Kay in Maine having a relationship with a moose. Yes, I'm demented, but so is she.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2017 12:57 PM (ujg0T)

473 What proportion of the population has that much brain power? Or any grasp whatsoever of chemical nomenclature?

To my everlasting shame I am bad at chemistry.

*hangs head*

I loved my classes, but just didn't do well at them.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 12:57 PM (jhqr1)

474 You are assuming facts not in evidence, that people are not fucking around with pollsters.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (hLRSq)


I'd like to believe that that's true, but frankly I'm skeptical. Consider even here many people excoriate Issa and Gowdy for not crucifying various a-holes, apparently not realizing that they're in the legislative branch, and have no power to prosecute anybody.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:57 PM (SRKgf)

475 Now Cupid's bodyparts would be really interesting.

Posted by: Cecile Richards at September 13, 2017 12:57 PM (/qEW2)

476 Stillsuit
Maker-hooks
Ducal signet ring

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 12:57 PM (fA1SL)

477 My brain scares me sometimes..

If Francis okays that euthanasia thing for Belgiums, then expect the Swiss Guard just might start thinking of doing it to him. To put him out of their suffering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 12:57 PM (N0gfJ)

478 That Electrical College... isn't that in Ohmaha?
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock

Yep. The HQ of the Resistance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


They relocated from New Ampshire. Came as quite a shock.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 13, 2017 12:58 PM (AM1GF)

479 Sorry to hear about how far Ranco has fallen. He used to make a great Pocket Fisherman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 11:33 AM (J2oJa)

Heh. That was Ronco. Ron Popeil?

There actually was a company called Ranco. They made thermostatically-controlled water valves for car heaters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 12:58 PM (EkNES)

480 You are assuming facts not in evidence, that people are not fucking around with pollsters.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 12:54 PM (hLRSq)



How many people said, "Don't know that shit. Keepin' it real?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:59 PM (SRKgf)

481 does that mean we should put on pants?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 13, 2017 12:56 PM (FZYNt)

========

That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2017 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

482 478 That Electrical College... isn't that in Ohmaha?
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock

Yep. The HQ of the Resistance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They relocated from New Ampshire. Came as quite a shock.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone

Singing "Sweet Ohm Alabama"

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 13, 2017 12:59 PM (FZYNt)

483 If Francis okays that euthanasia thing for Belgiums

Kill all the countries called "Belgium"!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 12:59 PM (jhqr1)

484
At least the Nun probably shamed some people into getting off their butts and helping in the clean up. I just pray she doesn't hurt herself.

You gotta both respect and fear your tools.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 13, 2017 12:59 PM (EgwCt)

485 Belgian Brothers of Charity ; come for the charity, stay for the euthanasia.

https://tinyurl.com/ya96hbj7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 01:00 PM (Nwg0u)

486 *gives bonhomme a cricket bat*

Yes the name is in poor taste.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017 01:00 PM (N0gfJ)

487 Nood NIH.

Posted by: Cecile Richards at September 13, 2017 01:00 PM (/qEW2)

488 How many people said, "Don't know that shit. Keepin' it real?"

I assume some portion of "Don't know any branches - 33%".

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 01:00 PM (jhqr1)

489 In reference to Pope francis not being interested in doctrine.

I have a retired minister friend who says there used to be an older Latino pastor who would get up at every local denominational meeting and say "This church is apostate" We need more of those folks in the mainline churches. My friend-who really is not interested in much dogma but believes in God and in following Christ says "The church is not supposed to be like a rotary club."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 01:00 PM (iVOAv)

490 478 That Electrical College... isn't that in Ohmaha?
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock

Yep. The HQ of the Resistance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They relocated from New Ampshire. Came as quite a shock.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 13, 2017 12:58 PM (AM1GF)



The Electrical College also has a Hall of Fame, and has new inductees at a regular frequency.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 01:00 PM (SRKgf)

491
I'd help in the cleanup effort but it's more than 10 miles away.

Posted by: Splitting Bananas With My Mind at September 13, 2017 01:01 PM (EgwCt)

492 Heh. That was Ronco. Ron Popeil?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 12:58 PM (EkNES)




But wait--there's more!

I need a handy appliance, that will scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2017 01:01 PM (ujg0T)

493 488 How many people said, "Don't know that shit. Keepin' it real?"

I assume some portion of "Don't know any branches - 33%".
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2017 01:00 PM (jhqr1)



Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 01:01 PM (SRKgf)

494 482 478 That Electrical College... isn't that in Ohmaha?
Posted by: The 10,000 Thundering Typhoons of Haddock

Yep. The HQ of the Resistance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They relocated from New Ampshire. Came as quite a shock.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone

Singing "Sweet Ohm Alabama"
Posted by: Rick in SK

Is using the same pun is on thread barrel worthy?

Watt say you, members of the jury?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 13, 2017 01:01 PM (FZYNt)

495 A majority of college students were willing to sign a
petition calling for the end of Women's Sufferage ...because haven't women suffered enough?

Hmmmm. Gives me an idea ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



GoFundMe account at least.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2017 01:01 PM (8oSoU)

496 How many people said, "Don't know that shit. Keepin' it real?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2017 12:59 PM (SRKgf)


Exactly. You and I do not know. So making more about throw-away blog-fodder like that poll than it is just clickbait is a waste of time.

Look how much I'm wasting right now.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Signal Your Virtue with The Denunciator Denouncing Device from The Outrage Outlet! at September 13, 2017 01:03 PM (hLRSq)

497 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGTyvzlT6II

Jennifer's Juggy tryout for the Man Show.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 01:03 PM (SIY7D)

498 How much does Trump pay y'all to cut out the pages of Bibles and fill them with guns and meth? Huh?

Posted by: Kay In Maine at September 13, 2017 12:47 PM (0nqdT)


Why can't we get better trolls on this blog?

I must complain to the cobs.

Um...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 13, 2017 01:06 PM (bjWNl)

499 I'm honestly surprised there are Democrats like Nancy Pelosi not supporting Single Payer.
========
Surprises me too...except everyone's taxes would skyrocket. Also, where does that leave insurance companies? More people outta work, no graft for Congress.

But taxes skyrocketing would be something Dems own forever. It's Obamacare. Kind of hard to distance the party.



Posted by: Fanny Brice at September 13, 2017 01:07 PM (Itc1k)

500 462 Electrical College?

"Ohm my!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2017

*
*
Symbol of the Resistance!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2017 01:07 PM (elsTe)

501 There were some pretty awful Popes during the Renaissance, but they were awful because they blatantly disobeyed Church teaching, not because they tried to change it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 13, 2017 01:08 PM (ZM2xo)

502 Question:
What kind of Tree are those Three Branches Growing on?

Answer:
Tree of Liberty

and what makes that Tree Grow?

Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at September 13, 2017 01:13 PM (NmR1a)

503 Why in God's name are they offering euthanasia and at a psychiatric hospital.? If someone goes in severely depressed will they be Kevokianed out because they don't want to live.? This is not Catholicism. Shut down the order, Excommunicate the brothers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2017 01:19 PM (iVOAv)

504 I'm not wishing for it but I'd be ok if Ron Ranco were to be unable to find another job in his profession. Okay, I am wishing for it.

Posted by: pst314 at September 13, 2017 01:21 PM (T4dRn)

505 I wish we could get Sister Mary Chainsaw to join a Patriot Prayer free speech demonstration.

Posted by: vivi at September 13, 2017 01:32 PM (11H2y)

506 Gotta watch those PC viruses they'll go for your genitals if your not careful.

Posted by: Norton at September 13, 2017 01:35 PM (xWzjc)

507 From Ranco's (former) bio:
"The [1] quick witted, [2] Ivy League educated lawyer with [3] an easy going attitude and [4] an appreciate for the arts [...]"

[1] Nope. Ha.
[2] Glad that's paying off, or confirming assumptions. Clearly does not universally correlate with intelligence or future success regardless.
[3] Nope. Ouch.
[4] That is believable, although I'm sure his definition of "art" is stuff like Andres Serrano or Burning Man art for which bath salts are a prereq for appreciation.

Posted by: Soulfulness' Mom, a WaPo Literary Device at September 13, 2017 04:40 PM (wx6iv)

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