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UN Security Council Unanimously Passes New Sanctions Against North Korea; But New Sanctions Are Weaker Than Demanded, to Appease China and Russia

I'm not sure it matters much how tough the sanctions are, until they're sanctions against North Korea's patron China.

The United Nations Security Council on Monday ratcheted up sanctions yet again against North Korea, but they fell significantly short of the far-reaching penalties that the Trump administration had demanded just days ago.

...

The American ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki R. Haley, reacted to the bomb test last week by calling for the fullest range of international sanctions, including a cutoff of all oil supplies, in a new Security Council resolution.

Those demands were toned down in negotiations that followed with her Russian and Chinese counterparts. Late Sunday night, after a series of closed-door meetings, a revised draft emerged, setting a cap on oil exports to North Korea, but not blocking them altogether.

It's something, but not much. Seems like China and Russia are just stalling us from confronting the problem by agreeing to weak concessions.

Posted by: Ace at 06:32 PM




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1 It never mattered Russia and China never followed them anyway.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2017 06:33 PM (mpXpK)

2 Naval blockade; start by sinking every NorK sub. Just a thought... I mean if we're serious.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 11, 2017 06:34 PM (W2mX1)

3 Death to Sonobi!

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2017 06:34 PM (ghofu)

4 Dump the UN as well

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2017 06:35 PM (ghofu)

5 We should drop a Sonobi on North Korea.

Blot out the sun with it.

Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2017 06:35 PM (nM879)

6 Oh, Hans Brix!

Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2017 06:35 PM (jHrzU)

7 My Solution to the NORK Problem:

Send a little letter to China. Say, "Go ahead. Take it. We promise not to interfere at all. Just make sure you only take the North and not the South along with it."

Problem solved.

And a nice little bonus thumb in the eye to the South in return for their general shittiness of late. Meet your new neighbors. Have fun with that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 11, 2017 06:37 PM (hcyUh)

8 well, nothing's ever going to happen. So...what's the point of this? They already let off a h-bomb.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 11, 2017 06:37 PM (DQdye)

9 2. Nork vessels are notorious for not following maritime law, anyway. Unflagged trawlers and freighters and the like.

Sink 'em. Sink every last vessel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 11, 2017 06:37 PM (fA1SL)

10 whatever deal we made with the treacherous human rights abusing commies to let make them most favored nation (for trade) and then into the WTO ... they have screwed us on it and it must be undone. They treat their people like slaves, and are preparing to kill us.

no reason to make them rich with our trade, regardless of NK, but now especially due to NK, their junk yard dawg.

http://tinyurl.com/ybolywmw

Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2017 06:37 PM (yKAUL)

11 When Russia and China both want something...watch your wallet.

And your ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 11, 2017 06:37 PM (xJa6I)

12 North Korea, that like 90 miles from here. Who cares?

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 11, 2017 06:37 PM (vmsda)

13 Predictable

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2017 06:38 PM (QC/4S)

14 The deuce you say, the US has never rolled over... oh wait

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 11, 2017 06:38 PM (6Ll1u)

15 This must be a mistake. The UN only imposes sanctions on Israel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2017 06:38 PM (Mouru)

16 Can we get back to the important things like RUSSIA!

Posted by: Your sycophant press at September 11, 2017 06:39 PM (O2RFr)

17

Somebody exploded an H-bomb today
But it wasn't anyone I knew

Posted by: Moody Brews at September 11, 2017 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

18 There are sanctions prohibiting Iran and NoKos prohibiting nuclear and rocket tech. A lot of good sanctions do.

A nation nation that does not have a culture of respect of law will not obey any law.

Posted by: gNewt at September 11, 2017 06:39 PM (VquEu)

19 I'm curious. Does anyone have an idea on how much explosive power it would take to make South Korea an island?

Heh. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2017 06:40 PM (gEvQ8)

20 'Don't make me pass this sanction! I mean it! If you don't stop playing with that thing I will pull right over and pass this sanction!'

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2017 06:40 PM (zLDYs)

21 Tim for the UN to shut down... They are completely worthless..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2017 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

22 Tim= time

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2017 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

23 Triple Secret Probation. And when that doesn't work, QUADRUPLE Secret Probation! And a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER!

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25 I wonder how Mitch McConnell would look after being launched out of a torpedo tube?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2017 06:41 PM (mcI77)

26 Groucho marx once said he did not belong to any club that would accept him. I feel the same way about anything the Security Council would pass about North Korea if China and Russia are still on it.

Meh, what ever they passed is as useless as cheap toilet paper in a rain storm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2017 06:42 PM (5y11N)

27 "The Doctor says it's best to ignore him when he lashes out."

Posted by: U.N. at September 11, 2017 06:42 PM (nM879)

28 Detonating a nuke?

That's a paddlin

Posted by: Japer at September 11, 2017 06:42 PM (sf2BM)

29 'Death to Sonobi!''

Use the farce Skip!

Posted by: Sonobi Juan Canobi at September 11, 2017 06:42 PM (jEC5W)

30 Of course this nuclear standoff could be solved over night if we didn't have the Chamber of Commerce wing flip out that China might get some trade sanctions.

It's worth the world going to nuclear war as long as the iPhones supply chain doesn't get disrupted.

Posted by: Maritime at September 11, 2017 06:43 PM (lKmt3)

31 25 I wonder how Mitch McConnell would look after being launched out of a torpedo tube?

even more like a sea turtle ?

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 11, 2017 06:43 PM (vmsda)

32 I'm not sure it matters much how tough the sanctions are, until they're sanctions against North Korea's patron China.

Exactly.

Posted by: Superman at September 11, 2017 06:44 PM (LTHVh)

33 25 I wonder how Mitch McConnell would look after being launched out of a torpedo tube?
Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2017 06:41 PM (mcI77)



Don't have to worry about a square jaw or protruding chin causing drag through the water.

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2017 06:44 PM (z/Ubi)

34 More international masturbation...

Posted by: macleod at September 11, 2017 06:45 PM (I7blG)

35 Kind of surprised that Whoa Fat didn't launch something this last weekend. Their UN envoy was making threatening remarks about the sanctions.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2017 06:45 PM (gEvQ8)

36 declare a maritime interdiction, and mine their harbors.

(assuming we still have naval mines in inventory, of course)

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2017 06:45 PM (UVPdS)

37 Put big time sanctions on Iran if you want to hurt Syria and NK.

Posted by: Superman at September 11, 2017 06:45 PM (LTHVh)

38 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

39 Sanctions ain't gonna anything. Get the US out of the UN.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (jEC5W)

40 and what will they send a new Hanz Blix to lie to us?

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (FKrah)

41 (assuming we still have naval mines in inventory, of course)


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2017 06:45 PM (UVPdS)
I'm not sure, but I don't see why not. They're cheap and effective.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (gEvQ8)

42 21 Tim for the UN to shut down... They are completely worthless..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2017 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

Tim = Time

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2017 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

Tim is pretty worthless too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (nmr2M)

43 I would expect that Hollywood will produce a new movie about this, being filled with new ideas like they are.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (6Ll1u)

44 36 declare a maritime interdiction, and mine their harbors.

Mine!

Posted by: Mandy Patinkin's character from Elmo in Grouchland at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (v3pYe)

45 40 and what will they send a new Hanz Blix to lie to us?
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (FKrah)


Silly rabbit. Blix are for kids....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2017 06:46 PM (mbhDw)

46 And the UN out of the US.

Posted by: freaked at September 11, 2017 06:47 PM (jEC5W)

47 I wonder how Mitch McConnell would look after being launched out of a torpedo tube?

Like Gamera.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 11, 2017 06:47 PM (LTHVh)

48 sanctions will have the left crying in their ceral bowls, we're starving good people!
How can we consider ourselves decent and nice people if all the countries cannot be as nuked up/ and armed as we are?

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2017 06:47 PM (FKrah)

49 I look forward to us lobbing a few nukes into North Korea.

I want to see if any of the nukes really work and just think of the new monster movies that can be made out of the effects of radiation on the shrivelled up North Koreans.

Godzilla is so 1950s.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2017 06:47 PM (5VlCp)

50 would expect that Hollywood will produce a new movie about this, being filled with new ideas like they are

==

Something gay

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2017 06:47 PM (QC/4S)

51 J.J. i'm sure they wouldn't send anybody that they couldn't persuade to go their way. Their way of course would change as the tide goes in and out.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2017 06:48 PM (FKrah)

52 I thought Tim was an Enchanter. Could come in handy right about now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 11, 2017 06:48 PM (xJa6I)

53 Patron?

We not patron! That boy crazy!

YOU GO NOW!!!

Posted by: China at September 11, 2017 06:48 PM (Mouru)

54 MOAB

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 11, 2017 06:49 PM (XkSQF)

55 Question: When have UN sanctions ever worked?

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2017 06:49 PM (XKZwp)

56 "Seems like China and Russia are just stalling us from confronting the problem by agreeing to weak concessions."

Of course. North Korea is a useful stick which bludgeons us on its own, and we always back down in the face of Gomer brinksmanship. From the Russian/Chinese perspective, there is literally no downside to this dynamic.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 11, 2017 06:49 PM (rznWS)

57 MOTHRA

Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2017 06:51 PM (nM879)

58 sanctions will have the left crying in their ceral bowls, we're starving good people!
How can we consider ourselves decent and nice people if all the countries cannot be as nuked up/ and armed as we are?
Posted by: willow
_______

It's funny, sanctions are about the only alternative to actual warfare. So the Left even gets outraged when diplomatic solutions are used instead of war.

Posted by: Maritime at September 11, 2017 06:52 PM (lKmt3)

59 Relying on the "International Community" to deal with rogue states is a waste of time. Look at Iran. More specifically, look at our EU allies lining up to do business with Iran.

So what do we do about North Korea? It's clear the Chinese and the Russians will nullify any non-military means we might employ to deal with them. If we strike preemptively to take out their artillery and as much of their nuclear capability as we can, then the Chinese have said said they will intervene on North Korea's behalf.

How about we shut down the single state-operated North Korean propaganda channel take over the airwaves and broadcast Korean language dubbed American television programs night and day, every day? Show these miserable, hopeless people a free world. Better yet, show them the Food Channel, which would probably play like pornography in a starving country like North Korea. Prime them for internal revolt. If memory serves, American television--especially shows like Dallas and Dynasty--had an enormous impact on East Germans back in the day.

It's a thought.

Posted by: troyriser at September 11, 2017 06:52 PM (4qf5a)

60 is mothra the lord of the flies?

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2017 06:52 PM (FKrah)

61 @21: "Tim for the UN to shut down... They are completely worthless.."

Tosh and twaddle, madam. Without the UN, who will stand by and watch genocides occur? Who will hand over people, ostensibly under their protection, to genocidaires? Who will rape young girls in Africa? Who will trade food for sex in Africa? Where will the scions of third world dictators go to get cushy, do-nothing jobs? We provide a lot of necessary services, thank you very much.

Posted by: The UN at September 11, 2017 06:53 PM (rznWS)

62 Sonobi delenda est!

Posted by: Cato the Elder at September 11, 2017 06:54 PM (QC/4S)

63 Show these miserable, hopeless people a free world. Better yet, show them the Food Channel, which would probably play like pornography in a starving country like North Korea.


First we'd have to drop televisions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2017 06:54 PM (Mouru)

64 I think Russia adn China do stuff mostly just to seem important and big: we forced the US to back down! Look at my wang! Its not as tiny as you say!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)

65
Dear China:

You know those trillions of dollars we owe you?

PSYCHE!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2017 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

66 Holy poop on a stick! "More sanctions"??? What "more " is there to do? You mean you haven't turned the dial to 11 yet? If not, then Quitcherbitchin'!

Moar sternly-worded haikus, please. Is that "more"?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at September 11, 2017 06:55 PM (F0hk3)

67 Maritime. of course they do.
Their only concern is to make sure we don't have power. I don't know who they would think of replacing us with , but surely it would be better than this country..

but at this popint I am sick of us being the worlds top cop . They use our men and financial rescourses while slapping us in the face constantly.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2017 06:56 PM (FKrah)

68 A nation nation that does not have a culture of respect of law will not obey any law.
Posted by: gNewt
--------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Democrat Nation at September 11, 2017 06:56 PM (w1zJX)

69 Well, I guess when they bomb the west coast maybe that will get their attention.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 11, 2017 06:56 PM (CNHr1)

70 66 Holy poop on a stick! "More sanctions"??? What "more " is there to do? You mean you haven't turned the dial to 11 yet? If not, then Quitcherbitchin'!

Moar sternly-worded haikus, please. Is that "more"?
Posted by: Tonic Dog at September 11, 2017 06:55 PM (F0hk3)



The only sanction I want is a nuclear sized Eiger Sanction.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2017 06:56 PM (mbhDw)

71 I hate the UN.
We fund 'em
Islam runs 'em

Posted by: John Bolton at September 11, 2017 06:56 PM (xXmTU)

72 At this point, China should rightfully be our bitch. A few months with no exports to the US would see a revolution there.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 11, 2017 06:56 PM (LTHVh)

73 Let's tell China we don't blame them a bit for their ally and protege getting hydrogen bombs and continually threatening us with them. In fact, let's tell them we're scaling back our presence on the peninsula.

In fact, in the spirit of goodwill, let's let them know that while we've tried really hard to discourage Japan and the RoK from acquiring nukes of their own, we're (just between you and us, China) not positive they're fully abiding by the NPT. In fact, we think they may have nukes around, oh, tomorrow.

Sorry, China. Like you, we tried. These little-brother allies can be so hard to control sometimes.

Posted by: JPS at September 11, 2017 06:56 PM (9ziuC)

74 @42: "Tim is pretty worthless too."

The Exploder series of movies were entertaining.

"That's just it, Tim, they've got your family!!!"
"Nooooooooooooooo!"

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76 I don't see what Russia gets from all this. I see China using the crazies as a buffer from western incursion. But Russia? There can't be that much trade with NK. They just want to stick it to us? Stir the pot to keep us busy while they can pursue other things like Ukraine, reabsorbing eastern block, their mideast shenanigans?

I have the feeling this was their plan if the drunk witch won. Probably a good gambit in that case but they didn't have a plan "B" so they're just pushing ahead thinking it's good enough.

That's going to be a dangerous miscalculation for everyone. We're not supposed to react logically to a threat. Just flail about sending sternly written twitter volleys and then give everything away in a "peace" treaty. That would of been the drunk's response. The world expects America to be their bitch. That was Barry's world. But now? What if just say "no more..."?

Posted by: bananaDream at September 11, 2017 06:58 PM (yfaSg)

77 Eh. UN is irrelevant. We will wait with our anti-ICBM tech. We did some successful tests recently, IIRC.

If he lobs a bomb directly into Japan or South Korea, then we will have an excuse to annihilate him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2017 06:58 PM (/qEW2)

78 Greetings:

Back during the end of history when the world discovered the Unipower", I deferred from joining the herd. Instead, I offered my assessment that the USofA was now like the lion, the erstwhile King of the Jungle, in one of those African safari film who was trying to defend his kill from a pack of non-laughing hyenas while the other members of his pride milled about in their confusion or reluctance.

A worthwhile concept to keep in mind as Uncle Patsy winds his way through the diplomatic mazes.

I mean seriously, why would the Chicoms want to relieve us of this problem ???

Posted by: 11B40 at September 11, 2017 06:58 PM (evgyj)

79 Who would have thunk people would want to be free? Democrats, that's who.

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Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 11, 2017 06:59 PM (XkSQF)

81 Tim is pretty worthless too.
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92 is mothra the lord of the flies?
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Posted by: runner at September 11, 2017 07:04 PM (QC/4S)

96 Show these miserable, hopeless people a free world. Better yet, show
them the Food Channel, which would probably play like pornography in a
starving country like North Korea.


We have only to show them Giada's cleavage and upper boob jiggliness and they'll be begging for mercy.

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Start the inevitable trade war with China now with the NORKs as the cassus belli

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Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2017 07:06 PM (ghofu)

104 Show these miserable, hopeless people a free world. Better yet, show

them the Food Channel, which would probably play like pornography in a

starving country like North Korea.


They say MTV had a lot to do with the Berlin Wall coming down once the Eastern European kids were exposed to it.

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Posted by: Giada's and her magical performing tatas at September 11, 2017 07:06 PM (LAe3v)




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Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2017 07:07 PM (nM879)

107
Dear China:

You know those trillions of dollars we owe you?


Molon Labe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2017 07:08 PM (IqV8l)

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Posted by: Lemminkinda at September 11, 2017 07:08 PM (jEC5W)

111 76 I don't see what Russia gets from all this. I see China using the crazies as a buffer from western incursion. But Russia? There can't be that much trade with NK.

You are aware that Russia shares a border with NK, right? Just a few months ago there was talk about Russia working with NK to upgrade rail facilities at the border. I seem to recall the work being called off, but I've been wrong before.

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113 Wonder sock powers, DEACTIVATE!

Posted by: Anachronda at September 11, 2017 07:09 PM (v3pYe)

114 I like Florida. Not as much as Texas, but a lot. I lived most of my life not far from the Atlantic and that's probably what I miss. Don't miss hurricanes at all, though.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2017 07:10 PM (zLDYs)

115 We have only to show them Giada's cleavage and upper boob jiggliness and they'll be begging for mercy.

Posted by: pep
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Heck, show them the Ugly Dutchess. That ought to frighten them into submission.

Posted by: Democrat Nation at September 11, 2017 07:11 PM (y3sT9)

116 The population of big Democratic controlled cities is dropping, whether by abortion or gangs they drop, while the democrats replace voters with another group of easily controlled people.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 11, 2017 07:13 PM (6Ll1u)

117 Nood.
Ace must be getting sick of the Sonobi comments

Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2017 07:14 PM (O5Q3r)

118 In addition to giving away much of our hard-won progress in Iraq, our previous Islammunist TOTUS also gave the keys to the nuclear kingdom to his Ayatollah.

And now we see the fruits of that treason in North Korea, where they are suddenly making huge nuclear strides with Iran's help. Traitor.

To paraphrase the Sultan, Everything I Know About Treason, I Learned From Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 11, 2017 07:16 PM (Ndje9)

119 77 Eh. UN is irrelevant. We will wait with our anti-ICBM tech. We did some successful tests recently, IIRC.



If he lobs a bomb directly into Japan or South Korea, then we will have an excuse to annihilate him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


There are a couple of problems with that plan. First off, our interceptors aren't all that reliable, and we don't have many of them.

More worryingly, there is a worst case scenario out there that the Norks may have as many as 50 or 60 nukes right now, and an equal number of ICBMs. There is some evidence that they do have that amount of fissionables right now. And their rocket production as an unknown. In such a case, and with at least a few of them set to provide an EMP attack, there's no way to shoot them all down. We don't have that many defensive rockets.

Sure, we can annihilate them afterwards, but that is a small cold comfort. We're living in a very dangerous time.

How about offering a $100 million bounty on Phat Boi's head? If Saddam's head was worth $50 mil, and he wasn't a very real threat to us, this seems like a bargain as compared to war.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 11, 2017 07:17 PM (0ogQG)

120 I want a Sonobi.

I have no idea what it is.

But, inexplicably, I apparently need one.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 11, 2017 06:59 PM (XkSQF)
............

Mu-wah-haha! It worked!

Posted by: Sonobi Marketing Dept. at September 11, 2017 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

121 Protectionist time.

Nice export market China has here--pity if something were to happen to it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 11, 2017 07:32 PM (ujg0T)

122 1. Give Taiwan, South Korea, and Japan ICBMs.
2. Covertly air drop 50,000 of the finest Japanese sex bots
3. Wait for it.....

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at September 11, 2017 07:51 PM (N5dam)

123 the filthy chinesers need to curb their dog

Posted by: happyfeet at September 11, 2017 08:18 PM (mLfQi)

124 don't make me take off my shoe

Posted by: happyfeet at September 11, 2017 08:20 PM (mLfQi)

125 Only two things will fix this. Either we convince the Russians and Chinese they have more to lose by a new Korean war, or demonstrate they have more to lose in a new Korean war.

There really isn't a lot of talking left to do. Either we take care of business with Whoa Fat! or we roll over again.

Nobody takes "sanctions" seriously at this point.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 11, 2017 11:31 PM (xUc0d)

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