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"Why is it that progressives, who loudly proclaim their love of science, also claim that there are 83 genders, fire can't melt steel, men can menstruate, ISIS was caused by global warming, and babies aren't human?"

From the AoSHQ Stylebook:

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From an earlier disaster:



Meanwhile:

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According to sources at Fox News, Charles Krauthammer will be getting a makeover this fall:

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(h/t Semi-Literate Thug)


Undocumented shoppers:


Yes, cornflakes and wine coolers - the breakfast of champions.

Hey, let's see what Cahlres Jhosnon has been up to lately:

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Cahlres never disappoints.

Easy Question, Easy Answer:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:29 AM




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1 1st

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 11:29 AM (FZYNt)

2 i did that corgis thing, whatever you call it...

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 11:30 AM (QCc6B)

3 1st!

Posted by: Cory Chase at September 12, 2017 11:30 AM (XFue2)

4 RI:C

Read it : Commented

Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ) assassin in the night at September 12, 2017 11:30 AM (DnSh9)

5 that's quite a shine the British Soldier has on his helmet

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 11:30 AM (FZYNt)

6 LOL KHammer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 11:30 AM (oVJmc)

7 That picture of the soldier with the little girl...I hope her life turned out filled with happiness despite the circumstances.

Posted by: IC at September 12, 2017 11:30 AM (a0IVu)

8 "RHAC"



*files away that one for future use

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

9 Maybe I'll should just watch from a distance.

Posted by: Cory Chase at September 12, 2017 11:31 AM (XFue2)

10 Undocumented shoppers need to meet undocumented boolits.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:31 AM (FeRav)

11 [Face palm] And to think I used to hang out at LGF.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 12, 2017 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

12 The book thread is creeping into the weekdays

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 11:31 AM (gwPgz)

13 RI:SC

Read it : Sucked cock

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 12, 2017 11:32 AM (FZYNt)

14 The Left is a cult... unscientific, prone to magical thinking... with a patina of resentment, envy, and hysteria... they are witch- burners.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 11:32 AM (zSVEm)

15 RH PAC


grrr

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 11:32 AM (2wRtc)

16 The book thread is creeping into the weekdays




It pays to enrich your word power.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:32 AM (FeRav)

17 You know she's not a moron since she completely passed over the Value-Rite.

Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ) assassin in the night at September 12, 2017 11:32 AM (DnSh9)

18 It's because love is blind, deaf and stupid.

They LOVE science...they don't know how it works.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:32 AM (xJa6I)

19 Good stuff, OM. As usual.

I'm home today, waiting on workmen, so I get to sit here and luxuriate in it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2017 11:32 AM (Pz4pT)

20 In chaos, there is opportunity?

Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (gbWkA)

21 Chuckles johnson had it all. He had one of the best blogs anywhere with a revenue stream to match and he blew it all.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (+Dllb)

22 I see Germany is getting ready to re-elect the Frauher Merkel. Proof that you can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)

23 RI: WOT

Read it; went off-topic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (sGSvK)

24 Thanks OM. I love the picture of the Brit soldier rescuing the child.


And dear heavens, that IS an ancestor of Krauthammer!!!!

Posted by: moki at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (V+V48)

25 RI;BGA

Read it. Blows goats ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (FeRav)

26 DRF

Didn't Readosted First!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (gwPgz)

27 21 Chuckles johnson had it all. He had one of the best blogs anywhere with a revenue stream to match and he blew it all.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

ha ha what a maroon

Posted by: Glen Beck at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (FZYNt)

28 Trump always looks so happy. How can you not love him?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (67IiR)

29 27 21 Chuckles johnson had it all. He had one of the best blogs anywhere with a revenue stream to match and he blew it all.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

ha ha what a maroon
Posted by: Glen Beck at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (FZYNt)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:34 AM (xJa6I)

30 "Sonobi blocked, couldn't see sh!t"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 11:34 AM (N5FGX)

31 DR : PF

Didn't Read : Posted First

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2017 11:34 AM (gwPgz)

32
CNBC Breaking News - Dozens yes dozens protest Steve Bannon's visit to Hong Kong. And the video showed about 5 or 6 people

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 11:34 AM (493sH)

33 Nothing before the word "but" matters.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2017 11:34 AM (rnAwa)

34 RI;SAN

Read it, seriously aroused now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:34 AM (xJa6I)

35 that's quite a shine the British Soldier has on his helmet

+++

Propaganda Dept messed that up sorry

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 12, 2017 11:35 AM (ioWvW)

36 SO-WOT
Skimmed Over - Went Off Topic

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 11:35 AM (67IiR)

37 33 Nothing before the word "but" matters.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2017 11:34 AM (rnAwa)

Kim Kardashian's but...hey, it works!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:35 AM (xJa6I)

38 RI;GIDLIABC

Read it; Glad I don't live in a big city.

Posted by: Strobe at September 12, 2017 11:35 AM (gbWkA)

39
The undocumented shoppers were just trying to save a lot of flat screen TVs from getting wet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 11:35 AM (493sH)

40 "equally disastrous"


2977 dead.

RC - DIAF CJ

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (2wRtc)

41 Science is supposed to be logical, dispassionate, humble ( in that science is based on a method, ya know)... and always willing to be refuted by newer better results.

Is there Anything in the above that the Left adheres to?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (zSVEm)

42 Great content, OM. Thanks. I can use the laughs.

Posted by: JTB at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (V+03K)

43 Nothing before the word "but" matters

++++

Why would you just write matters for?

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (ioWvW)

44 CJ: FAT

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (N5FGX)

45 "RHAC"



*files away that one for future use
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 11:30 AM (W+vEI)


PAC;GAWASFSU

Posted angry comment; Got angrier when accidental smiley faces showed up

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (Pz4pT)

46 11 [Face palm] And to think I used to hang out at LGF.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 12, 2017 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

That is how I found Ace's place. I started out there, but could never jump on the internet when he was offering open registration (lived overseas at the time) Once the bannings started, and he started raving about conservatives, I gave up reading there.

So I have to thank him for introducing me to AOSHQ, but now, it's time to shut up and cycle away.

Posted by: moki at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (V+V48)

47 PM; NETFP

Post more, not enough to fap to.

-4chan typical response to pics.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (8O3HH)

48 I think Charlie is commenting in the art thread...

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 11:37 AM (rmVvL)

49 "Even if we built a wall, that Italian Bird Lady would just fly right over it!"

--Mitch McConnell

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 11:37 AM (CMbMd)

50 it is inappropriate for me to mention i just received the bison hide belt i bought from orvis and that it is very, very nice.

so i won't.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (AxFdW)

51 >>> that's quite a shine the British Soldier has on his helmet

He is an air raid warden.

Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (U0v/A)

52 Dear Husky Blogger:

We know you're enjoying reading the responses to your latest hair ball puke piles.

Gargle my nuts, fatso.

Love
Me

Posted by: Clark Westfield at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (Z/Ljq)

53 CNBC Breaking News - Dozens yes dozens protest Steve Bannon's visit to Hong Kong. And the video showed about 5 or 6 people

-
Maybe it was a tag team protest.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (Nwg0u)

54 I realize everybody hates on Cahrles Josnhon but to be fair to the guy, he's probably autistic.

And a twat.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (CPk08)

55 DR : PF


Didn't Read, Posted "First"

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (tVWQB)

56 Chuckles johnson had it all. He had one of the best blogs anywhere with a revenue stream to match and he blew it all.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

ha ha what a maroon
Posted by: Glen Beck at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (FZYNt)


I no, rite?

Posted by: David Brock at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (Pz4pT)

57 48. Shit! Charlie's inside the wire!

*fires flares*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (Z+eeJ)

58 Hey, that shopper is just following Rahm Emanuel's advice: Never let a crisis go to waste!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

59 46 11 [Face palm] And to think I used to hang out at LGF.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 12, 2017 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

That is how I found Ace's place. I started out there, but could never jump on the internet when he was offering open registration (lived overseas at the time) Once the bannings started, and he started raving about conservatives, I gave up reading there.

So I have to thank him for introducing me to AOSHQ, but now, it's time to shut up and cycle away.

Posted by: moki at September 12, 2017 11:36 AM (V+V4


Similar story here, except instead of Jharles and LGF, it was Special Ed Morrissey and Lukewarm Fart Cloud.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 11:39 AM (CMbMd)

60 I think Charlie is commenting in the art thread...
Posted by: steevy


General quarters! General quarters! This is not a drill!
VC in the wire! Repeat: VC in the wire!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:39 AM (FeRav)

61 The only gorilla who loved science was Dr Beckerman - well, the parts that could fit at least.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 11:39 AM (67IiR)

62 28 Trump always looks so happy. How can you not love him?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (67IiR)


I know, right? Like the photo of him kissing that little girl I posted yesterday. The look on his face, what you can see of it, is just unfeigned joy.

He must really enjoy life. Don't think that's true of Cankles.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 12, 2017 11:39 AM (bjWNl)

63 48 I think Charlie is commenting in the art thread...
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 11:37 AM (rmVvL)


In desperate search of relevance. LOL.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2017 11:40 AM (CPk08)

64 22 I see Germany is getting ready to re-elect the Frauher Merkel. Proof that you can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (Nwg0u)

In fairness, most of the opposition parties are just as bad as Merkel on most issues, and even worse economically.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 12, 2017 11:40 AM (rX06+)

65 willowed:

I read an article about sales tricks a little while ago, I forget in what context.

But here are a couple that apply to the Trump deal with the Dems.

People are more willing to buy when they got something free.

And they are more willing to work with you once they have done something for you.

Trump made Pelosi and Schumer deal with him. He gave them something free - their first ask on the deal, 3 months. And here is the thing - the Dems were asking for something smaller than the Republicans were willing to do - they wanted 18 months of CR and debt ceiling increase!

Now they have made a deal with him, they can no longer go on the "we are so totally principled that we could never deal with Not Our President!"

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 11:40 AM (lALnC)

66 Also, yea, GorillaPundit!

He also brings me joy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:40 AM (xJa6I)

67 RE: "looting," things are getting violent in St. Martin's. Lots of devastation, UK/ Dutch very slow in their response, and locals do not know how to fish, start fires or pick coconuts.

/I made up the part, but it seems pretty accurate.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:40 AM (aT+Bx)

68 @blaster

That's a good insight

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (xJa6I)

69 Didja sed this? Ted Cruz likes pron.

https://tinyurl.com/yam3s9kj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (Nwg0u)

70 I used to hang out at Free Republic... I know... do not recall how I ended up at Ace's place.. hard to get from Freepville to here.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (zSVEm)

71 Me too, Moki, me too. But we saw the light, dinted we?

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (zLDYs)

72 What part of the four Food Groups are wine coolers?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (O5Q3r)

73 I know, right? Like the photo of him kissing that little girl I posted yesterday. The look on his face, what you can see of it, is just unfeigned joy.

He must really enjoy life.



Give me $9 billion dollars. Watch how happy I'd be.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (FeRav)

74
Game Day. I'm surprised the SJW NFL didn't make an all out push to help find Crapperdick a team, but I guess with the other overpaid twats now kneeling he must be not as special now.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (493sH)

75 Now the interwebs is saying that Leonardo Da Vinci had a sketch that looks exactly like that painting.

Search "Leonardo Da Vinci Grotesque Drawings"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (1ISKN)

76 Now they have made a deal with him, they can no longer go on the "we are
so totally principled that we could never deal with Not Our President!"
===

That's a really good point.

They have Trump cooties now.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 11:42 AM (2wRtc)

77
I read an article about sales tricks a little while ago, I forget in what context.



But here are a couple that apply to the Trump deal with the Dems.



People are more willing to buy when they got something free.



And they are more willing to work with you once they have done something for you.



Trump made Pelosi and Schumer deal with him. He gave them something
free - their first ask on the deal, 3 months. And here is the thing -
the Dems were asking for something smaller than the Republicans were
willing to do - they wanted 18 months of CR and debt ceiling increase!



Now they have made a deal with him, they can no longer go on the "we
are so totally principled that we could never deal with Not Our
President!"
----

all excellent points. thanks for re-posting.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:42 AM (aT+Bx)

78 DR : PFS

Didn't Read : Posted "First" Second

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 12, 2017 11:42 AM (zkhXv)

79 >> Give me $9 billion dollars

And having Melania waiting for you at home.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:42 AM (8O3HH)

80 Trump always looks so happy. How can you not love him?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 11:33 AM (67IiR)

I know, right? Like the photo of him kissing that little girl I posted yesterday. The look on his face, what you can see of it, is just unfeigned joy.

He must really enjoy life. Don't think that's true of Cankles.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 12, 2017 11:39 AM (bjWNl)


Not always smiling, no:

https://tinyurl.com/y92w7znk


Trolling the left, one federal building after another after another after another.....

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2017 11:42 AM (Pz4pT)

81 I just love GorillaPundit. He's so wise!

Posted by: biancaneve at September 12, 2017 11:42 AM (A/iod)

82 How to argue the Dreamers with liberals: " We have stolen Mexico's best and brightest - dooming that country to poverty. We have to send them back to Mexico - where with their superior educations - they can lift the level of every one in their nation - turning it from a country of MexiCANTS to a country of MexiCANS."

We can even get Mexico to pay for the wall that way.

Posted by: An Observation at September 12, 2017 11:43 AM (NuFdP)

83

Once there was this guy, who
Had a busy blog called Little Green Footballs
But then one day he decided
That he hated most his readers
He couldn't quite explain it
His readership just walked away

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Posted by: Zombie Crash Test Dummies at September 12, 2017 11:43 AM (NyJwR)

84 73 Shit,give me $1 billion and I will fart rainbows...

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 11:43 AM (rmVvL)

85 Progress has been slow, but one thing that gives me optimism: the reason it has been slow is because of obstruction by fake Republican congressmen. That means that Trump cannot be blamed. He's a good guy doing the best he can with a sh*t sandwich. Another factor is that now fake Republicans have no fig leaf. They have been forced to reveal themselves as favoring Democrat policies. Finally, the American public has been awakened from its dogmatic slumber. That is why they elected Trump, and now that the fake Republicans have revealed themselves, there may well be a bloodbath of R incumbents in upcoming elections which will make it easier to get things done.

So I still think it's still too early to despair. Not quite yet.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:44 AM (/qEW2)

86 Game Day. I'm surprised the SJW NFL didn't make an all out push to help find Crapperdick a team, but I guess with the other overpaid twats now kneeling he must be not as special now.

I'm surprised Goodell hasn't pushed for two expansion teams to take up those assholes. Dumbass QB, Big Gay DE, etc.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 11:44 AM (tVWQB)

87 TLU

Too long, didn't understand

Posted by: Duh at September 12, 2017 11:44 AM (KvWlw)

88 I'll repost my response to the willowed comment:

Trump made Pelosi and Schumer deal with him. He gave them something free - their first ask on the deal, 3 months. And here is the thing - the Dems were asking for something smaller than the Republicans were willing to do - they wanted 18 months of CR and debt ceiling increase!

Now they have made a deal with him, they can no longer go on the "we are so totally principled that we could never deal with Not Our President!"





Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 11:37 AM (lALnC)



Only problem I see with that is the Dems don't care about being hypocrites and they know the media will cover for them.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 11:44 AM (cAnNx)

89 it is inappropriate for me to mention i just received the bison hide belt i bought from orvis and that it is very, very nice.

Pff, like a Bison could hide behind that little thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:44 AM (39g3+)

90 OT, but I wanna mention this before the next shiny object... I recommend Nick Cole, the author, especially his book " CNTRL- ALT- REVOLT"... it is a work that flays the Left and the SJW cult. Love it...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 11:44 AM (zSVEm)

91 The left believes in the power of science ... applied in Orwellian fashion.

2+2=5 ... that is the science they demand you accept.

They claimed there would be increased hurricanes 10-15 years ago and hurricanes decreased. They finally get a couple = PROOF ... global warming.

The rulers know it is not "science", they are demanding submission. Argument must be silenced. ... they marched through our institutions for 50 years, they are in "comply or die" forced submission mode now.

Only the internet is disrupting their monarchy, but they are working on controlling smaller voices by defunding, censoring, misdirecting, smearing -- all conservative thought, applied across major traffic "monopolies". (Google, PayPal, You-Tube, Twitter, etc)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 12, 2017 11:44 AM (yKAUL)

92 >>I no, rite?

Posted
by: David Brock



Hell, Brock's got the best non-profit scam evah going:

He has 10 + non-profit organizations and he's (unofficially) partnered with a gal whose business is to assist rich donors in choosing where to give. She charges a % fee of the donation amount (say, 10% - don't recall the real amount). She recommends a donation to Brock Org A and gets 10%. Oh, but we're not done! Brock moves that money to Brock Org B and sends 10% to her. Then he moves it from Org B to Org C and sends her 10% and so on and so on. Then Brock and this gal share the profits from this sweet, sweet scam. Allegedly.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

93 Woah

TL : DU

Posted by: Duh at September 12, 2017 11:45 AM (KvWlw)

94 I don't usually hate the left. But, last night as I sat at a friends memorial service (Cantor Fitzgerald trader who died at the World Trade collapse) I truly began to hate the lefties who think criticism of Islamic terror is anti-muslim racism.

The fact that Twitter and its ilk actually shut down such criticism, that Google cuts videos from YouTube, and WordPress removes blogs, is disgusting and needs to result in the total destruction of these businesses and the impoverishment of their leaders.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 12, 2017 11:45 AM (LISuA)

95
DRC

Didn't read : Don't Care

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 12, 2017 11:45 AM (m9X4Y)

96 I know, right? Like the photo of him kissing that little girl I posted yesterday. The look on his face, what you can see of it, is just unfeigned joy.

He must really enjoy life.



Give me $9 billion dollars. Watch how happy I'd be.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (FeRav)


Give us little girls to kiss. Watch how happy we'd be.

Posted by: W. Allen, R. Polanski and Subway Jared at September 12, 2017 11:45 AM (Pz4pT)

97 Looters, thank you for your support.

Posted by: Bartels and Jaymes at September 12, 2017 11:46 AM (bc2Lc)

98


Huh!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 12, 2017 11:46 AM (m9X4Y)

99 Never let a crisis go to waste and she's helping herself to wine coolers? Dude

Posted by: rammajamma at September 12, 2017 11:46 AM (AjNMO)

100 RI:WTF

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 12, 2017 11:46 AM (Fb9aZ)

101 ...locals do not know how to fish, start fires or pick coconuts./I made up the part, but it seems pretty accurate.
Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:40 AM (aT+Bx)



To be fair, the fish probably got carried away by the 'cane and are now being eaten by the Hemingway cats and the coconuts are likely floating in Tampa Bay.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 12, 2017 11:46 AM (uiwCw)

102 CF,TRP

Commented first, then read post

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:46 AM (39g3+)

103 buzzion, well you're dead, so you must be wrong.

Oh, I agree, you can't nail Jello to a wall and all that.

But most sales is not conducted as a public show. I get it, in the public show, the Dems think they have that won.

But Trump gets public shows, too. The Apprentice was not a flash in the pan.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 11:47 AM (lALnC)

104 I got here the way most Morons did. Passed out and woke up here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:47 AM (Nwg0u)

105 >>>Undocumented shoppers:

What would really cheer me up would be to hear that the majority of deaths from these hurricanes were accounted for by looters who picked the wrong home/business.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:47 AM (/qEW2)

106 99 Sadly,the cigarette case had already been emptied...

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 11:47 AM (rmVvL)

107 Once there was this guy, who
Had a busy blog called Little Green Footballs
But then one day he decided
That he hated most his readers
He couldn't quite explain it
His readership just walked away

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Posted by: Zombie Crash Test Dummies at September 12, 2017 11:43 AM (NyJwR)

Nice callback

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:47 AM (xJa6I)

108 Hell, Brock's got the best non-profit scam evah going:

He has 10 + non-profit organizations and he's (unofficially) partnered with a gal...
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 11:45 AM (W+vEI)


Partnered with a gal???

Oh come on, now you're just foolin!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2017 11:48 AM (Pz4pT)

109 >>> I just love GorillaPundit. He's so wise!

He's the kind of simian you could knock back a couple banana daiquiris with.

Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 11:48 AM (U0v/A)

110 CL; PA

Cirrhotic Liver; Posting Anyway

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:48 AM (Ckg4U)

111 Give me $9 billion dollars. Watch how happy I'd be.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:41 AM (FeRav)


Hell, I figure Cankles has about that much from the corrupt Clinton Crime Foundation and look at her, she's a miserable old funt, so money is no guarantee of happiness.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 12, 2017 11:48 AM (bjWNl)

112 Video and Tweet from @MarkDice:

"More Black Lives Matter volunteers brave Hurricane Irma winds to rescue Air Jordans from Foot Locker."

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 11:49 AM (tVWQB)

113 @kraken

Bookmarked, thanks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:49 AM (xJa6I)

114 GorillaPundit should be happy to know that PETA had his back for any selfies he might take . In the most ridiculous thing I've read that indicates the coming apocalypse, the court actually agreed to hear a lawsuit on behalf of a monkey that took selfies with camera provided by a photographer. The suit claims the monkey has copyright ownership of the selfies. It was dismissed but PETA appealed so the photographer settled as opposed to incurring further legal costs.

We have officially reached ridiculous speed.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 11:49 AM (D0r5+)

115 Ramen and Wine Coolers


It's her lucky day.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 11:49 AM (Hyf/Q)

116 84 73 Shit,give me $1 billion and I will fart rainbows...
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 11:43 AM (rmVvL)

Give me fifty bucks, I'll stick my face in their soup & blow

Posted by: George Costanza at September 12, 2017 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

117 104
I got here the way most Morons did. Passed out and woke up here.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:47 AM (

Did you have weird magic marker drawings and a face tattoo also... and clothes in disarray?

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 11:50 AM (zSVEm)

118 ONT:WTF

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 11:50 AM (mf5HN)

119
I'm sure that all of the undocumented shoppers are in the process of turning their lives around, were honor roll students, members of the choir, aspiring rap stars and were forced by white supremacy to help themselves to those goods

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 11:50 AM (493sH)

120 Sad story, that Bartles and James.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 11:50 AM (Hyf/Q)

121 I'm not saying Trump is infallible. or too smart to get ensnared in DC games, but...he did write an entire book on making deals. He's not the typical GOPe Charlie Brown.

I hope he has a devilish plan for the Pelosi/Schumer deal that we don;t yet know about.

I know, I know....I just can't give in to the defeatism.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 11:50 AM (W+vEI)

122 117 104
I got here the way most Morons did. Passed out and woke up here.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:47 AM (

Did you have weird magic marker drawings and a face tattoo also... and clothes in disarray?
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 11:50 AM (zSVEm)

Wait, you still had clothes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 11:51 AM (xJa6I)

123 Bartles and James: Our new flavor is Red!

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 11:51 AM (lALnC)

124 Hell, I figure Cankles has about that much from the corrupt Clinton Crime Foundation and look at her, she's a miserable old funt, so money is no guarantee of happiness.
Posted by: OregonMuse



Biggest difference?
She wants power.
I want money so I don't ever have to deal with people again.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:51 AM (FeRav)

125

Conservative radio host Laura Ingraham will get her own primetime show on Fox News this fall, taking over the 10 PM slot on the network.

Sources told CNN that Sean Hannity’s show will be moved one hour earlier to 9 PM and “The Five” will be moved back from 9 PM to its original time slot at 5 PM. The changes come after Eric Bolling was released from the network following sexual harassment allegations and his show, “The Specialists,” was cancelled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 11:51 AM (IqV8l)

126 RHAC fuckers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 11:52 AM (QQ+il)

127 RI:LTP

Read It: Linked to Porn

Posted by: Tedd Crooz at September 12, 2017 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

128 Now they have made a deal with him,

-
My favorite part is that now Bitch BcConnell and Lyin' Ryan can't sit at the grownups' table.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (Nwg0u)

129 DITKA!

Mike Ditka calls national anthem protesters 'malcontents': 'Nobody will remember who they were'

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (2wRtc)

130 Biggest difference?
She wants power.
I want money so I don't ever have to deal with people again.
Posted by: rickb223

Similarities?

You both want the unlimited pussy that position would entail

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (FZYNt)

131 >>123
Bartles and James: Our new flavor is Red! Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 11:51 AM (lALnC)

That was the tell that she was an idiot. I look at that photo and see a District 9 prawn with a six-pack of canned cat food.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)

132 FUCKING EMOJI RH/PAC

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (QQ+il)

133 Ack?

I cut the edge of one nostril while shaving today.


It looks like a booger hanging out of my nose.


Lovely.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (NyJwR)

134 I coulda been a contenda!

Posted by: Zombie Harambe at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (bc2Lc)

135 GorillaPundit should be happy to know that PETA had his back for any selfies he might take . In the most ridiculous thing I've read that indicates the coming apocalypse, the court actually agreed to hear a lawsuit on behalf of a monkey that took selfies with camera provided by a photographer. The suit claims the monkey has copyright ownership of the selfies. It was dismissed but PETA appealed so the photographer settled as opposed to incurring further legal costs.




I wonder if the monkey's lawyer took the case pro bonobo?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (FeRav)

136 Money cannot buy happiness. But it can pay down some misery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (39g3+)

137 Not a real big fan of Ingraham... but... she is one of ours, and my small objections are on style, not content... hope she is a smashing success..

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (zSVEm)

138 I blame Mike Ditka for OBama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (QQ+il)

139 DC;HB

(Don't Care; Has Booze)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (AM1GF)

140 DVDA : STC

Double Vaginal Double Anal : Spanked to Completion

Posted by: Ted Cruz at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (Hyf/Q)

141 118 ONT:WTF

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 11:50 AM (mf5HN)



No that's been the art thread for the last two weeks.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (cAnNx)

142 Heh, unrelated but funny:

http://nypost.com/2017/09/08/councilman-resigning-after-secret-furry-life-revealed/

I don't know why dressing up like a cute mascot requires resignation but whatever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (39g3+)

143 A tweet is too short for anything larger than an epigram, certainly not a fleshed out argument. Jharles Chonson makes an amazing assertion there. I don't see anything in that tweet like (post 1 / 10) that indicates a continuation, nor do I see a link to an article.

Does anyone have a link to anything that reveals why Jharles thinks this is the case?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (/qEW2)

144 "That was the tell that she was an idiot. I look at that photo and see a District 9 prawn with a six-pack of canned cat food."
-Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (Ckg4U)

145

An author and journalist came under fire on social media Monday, after she tweeted a reply to an anti-looting warning from Miami police by saying: "The carceral state... is inseparable from white supremacy."

http://tinyurl.com/yarmko8w

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (IqV8l)

146 Money cannot buy happiness. But it can buy a jet ski, have you ever seen anyone unhappy on a jet ski?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (1ISKN)

147 >>My favorite part is that now Bitch BcConnell and Lyin' Ryan can't sit at the grownups' table. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM (Nwg0u)

It's a shame Trump can't simply purchase Ryan, put him in a monkey-grinder outfit, and tell him he's the Mar-A-Lago poolside popcorn machine operator.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 11:55 AM (Bdeb0)

148 140 DVDA : STC

Double Vaginal Double Anal : Spanked to Completion
Posted by: Ted Cruz

SO;MR

system overload ; must reboot

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 11:55 AM (FZYNt)

149 After a short search. Da Vinci not only had a sketch of yesterdays painting, he made a statue of her.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 12, 2017 11:55 AM (jsWA8)

150 138 I blame Mike Ditka for OBama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (QQ+il)



Jack Ryan for not being happy playing with 7 of 9's fun bags in the privacy of his own home.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 11:56 AM (cAnNx)

151 David Brock's *business* partner, IYKWIMAITYD!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycp7udqu

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

152 Biggest difference?
She wants power.
I want money so I don't ever have to deal with people again.
Posted by: rickb223

Similarities?

You both want the unlimited pussy that position would entail
Posted by: Rick in SK


Man, I barely even care about that anymore. Just want my needs dealt with and a nice little quiet corner of the world to call mine and tell everyone else to pound sand.

Of course, a lot of folks won't allow that. They don't seem to have thought matters through though...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 11:56 AM (AM1GF)

153 Serious, though.

That's your looting outfit?

PPP : Piss Poor Planning

No wonder you are looting a convenience store.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 11:56 AM (Hyf/Q)

154 The suit claims the monkey has copyright ownership of the selfies

The monkey signed away his rights, just ask him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 11:56 AM (QQ+il)

155 A Florida sherriff announced to the news that any sex offenders or people with outstanding warrents showing up to shelters would be arrested.

Now, I get the warrants thing, but sex offenders? Doesn't extreme emergency negate the whole "cannot go within x distance" rule?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:56 AM (39g3+)

156 Ah, Jack Ryan... his is a sad tale Frodo...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (zSVEm)

157 After a short search. Da Vinci not only had a sketch of yesterdays painting, he made a statue of her.

-----------------------------------------

I think I know what Dan Browns next book will be.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (1ISKN)

158 Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 11:56 AM (Hyf/Q)

If the ettes were ever to go on a looting spree, we would do it in style.

Posted by: IC at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (a0IVu)

159 through though

That does not look right. I mean, my brain and everything says the spelling and the grammar are correct within reasonable tolerances, but it just looks wrong. Crazy language, English.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (AM1GF)

160 It's a shame Trump can't simply purchase Ryan, put him in a
monkey-grinder outfit, and tell him he's the Mar-A-Lago poolside popcorn
machine operator.
===

With the (D)ebt ceiling deal? I think he already did.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (2wRtc)

161 I wonder if the monkey's lawyer took the case pro bonobo?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM


He took it for chimp change.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (p+Wdc)

162 142 Heh, unrelated but funny:

http://nypost.com/2017/09/08/councilman-resigning-after-secret-furry-life-revealed/

I don't know why dressing up like a cute mascot requires resignation but whatever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (39g3+)



Its not the dressing up. Its the stains on the front of the interior of the costume.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (cAnNx)

163 keep in mind, many leftists believe in what they call "Scientific Socialism", which is as scientific as astrology but maybe with fewer attractive women.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (ILitO)

164 150 Nah,I still blame Ditka more.Imagine how he would have dick slapped Obama....

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (rmVvL)

165 It was dismissed but PETA appealed so the photographer settled as opposed to incurring further legal costs.

"we totally gave the money to the monkey. Totes"
-PETa

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (39g3+)

166 Money cannot buy happiness. But it can buy a jet ski, have you ever seen anyone unhappy on a jet ski?

It is known.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 11:58 AM (QQ+il)

167 Please donate today, I have a flat on my bicycle. I have outgrown my orange overalls and Trump is outside my single wide with a bullhorn shouting awful things.

Posted by: Big Fat and Round Blogger at September 12, 2017 11:58 AM (yhf6w)

168 DACA

Democrats
Are
Crying
Again

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 12, 2017 11:58 AM (jsWA8)

169 >>That's your looting outfit?
No wonder you are looting a convenience store. Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 11:56 AM (Hyf/Q)

Girlfrien was trickin'. The loot is fuel for an afternoon of trucker cock.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)

170
To be fair, the fish probably got carried away by the 'cane and are
now being eaten by the Hemingway cats and the coconuts are likely
floating in Tampa Bay.
--

LOL.

ALL of the Hemingway cats are fine. The hurricane didn't hit the property as hard as other places, and the house itself, where they all rode out the storm, is... well, let's say "structurally fortified."

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 11:58 AM (aT+Bx)

171
Money can't buy happiness, but it could rent Cory Chase for a night or so.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 11:58 AM (8O3HH)

172 19 wins in a row for the WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWINDIANS.

Just thought you all should know.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 12, 2017 11:58 AM (/9uFC)

173 >>> Does anyone have a link to anything that reveals why Jharles thinks this is the case?

He never exceeded 140 on his own blog.

Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2017 11:59 AM (U0v/A)

174 I wonder if the monkey's lawyer took the case pro bonobo?

-
Or pro banano.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 11:59 AM (Nwg0u)

175 I don't know why dressing up like a cute mascot requires resignation but whatever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (39g3+)



Don't look up the terms "yiffing" and "furpile".

Posted by: Country Singer at September 12, 2017 11:59 AM (uiwCw)

176 Every time I see pictures like that looter I think of the woman in Reno 9/11 with the huge saggy breasts in the tube top, without a bra, just this terrifying flopping around like she's carrying a pair of corgis in her top

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 11:59 AM (39g3+)

177 I don't know why dressing up like a cute mascot requires resignation but whatever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Someone else gets to explain this one. I ain't touching it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 11:59 AM (AM1GF)

178 I don't know why dressing up like a cute mascot requires resignation but whatever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Uncle Palpatine broke this story a few days ago. I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic?

You do know that the "furry fandom" is a sexually perverse cult? Just look up 'yiff', 'vore', or 'burned fur'.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:59 AM (/qEW2)

179 171
Money can't buy happiness, but it could rent Cory Chase for a night or so.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

finally google Cory Chase.

I'll be in my bunk

BM;DK

beating meat;don't knock

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 11:59 AM (FZYNt)

180 It's a shame Trump can't simply purchase Ryan, put him in a

monkey-grinder outfit, and tell him he's the Mar-A-Lago poolside popcorn

machine operator.
--

Can we work in a tiny accordian into this scenario?

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 12:00 PM (aT+Bx)

181 No that's been the art thread for the last two weeks.
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (cAnNx)



Whatever you scamps did to peeve CBD, I had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 12:00 PM (mf5HN)

182 Does anyone have a link to anything that reveals why Jharles thinks this is the case?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (/qEW2)



He's a shit head psycho that wants attention.

Case revealed.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 12:00 PM (cAnNx)

183
If the ettes were ever to go on a looting spree, we would do it in style.
Posted by: IC at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM


Dressed like the models in the chess thread.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 12:00 PM (IqV8l)

184 Don't look up the terms "yiffing" and "furpile".

Yeah he probably was up to some odd stuff but still... resignation? Look at the depraved crap politicians are regularly up to now. Like dressing up like a flourescent green lynx is any stranger?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:01 PM (39g3+)

185 Does anyone have a link to anything that reveals why Jharles thinks this is the case?
--

Here ya go:
http://tinyurl.com/kmuby6s

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 12:01 PM (aT+Bx)

186 You do know that the "furry fandom" is a sexually perverse cult? Just look up 'yiff', 'vore', or 'burned fur'.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 11:59 AM (/qEW2)

No, no, nononono. Don't look that stuff up. I wish I didn't know what that stuff meant.

Except yiffing. That's hot. /s

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:01 PM (xJa6I)

187 >>Whatever you scamps did to peeve CBD, I had nothing to do with it.


He found out some of us are Jewish and it's now part of The New Cruelty.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 12:01 PM (Hyf/Q)

188 The Science is Settled Corollary: The Settled is Science!

It's the perfect closed-loop--like my archives!

Posted by: Bill Xye, Science-ish Xuy at September 12, 2017 12:01 PM (Ndje9)

189 181 No that's been the art thread for the last two weeks.
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 11:54 AM (cAnNx)


Whatever you scamps did to peeve CBD, I had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 12:00 PM (mf5HN)

Well that just cost me five bucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:02 PM (xJa6I)

190 So Chas Johnson took time out of his busy bike seat humping day to tell us electing Trump was as bad as 911. Way to go chuckles... Keep making yourself more irrelevant...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 12:02 PM (O2RFr)

191 Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy elections.....

*sobs*

...most of the time...

*glug, glug, glug*
*crunch on PF cheddar fish*

Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2017 12:02 PM (W+vEI)

192 I miss the two year period that LGF was relatively sane.

Posted by: DaveM at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (FNtbC)

193 162 Its not the dressing up. Its the stains on the front of the interior of the costume.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM (cAnNx)


Not with the kind of money they're spending on those things...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (CMbMd)

194 I, for one, will stand-up in Krauthammer's defense.

He knows he is melting and hasn't taken the Plastic Surgery route.

I salute that Wax-Figure for that fact, alone.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (Ckg4U)

195 Furry is like trans except you want to be a type of weasel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

196 You do know that the "furry fandom" is a sexually perverse cult?

Its not exclusively that. Yes, a lot of it goes on but that's not the full extent of their activities. Some people just like to dress up wierd, cosplayers, you know?

I just can't work out why it is that some guy can show up one day as a woman and everyone has to clap, but dressing as a cartoon squirrel makes you toxic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (39g3+)

197 Do they have a 9/11 memorial Twitter address? Someone needs to forward or whatever you do with tweet, Johnson's tweet to them. I would like them to rip him a new one.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (D0r5+)

198 142. Because furries are degenerate fetishists. That's why.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (fA1SL)

199 The Left has become every David Lynch movie... in particular " Blue Velvet"...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (zSVEm)

200 I miss the two year period that LGF was relatively sane.

Even more worrisome is that he was always like that but we/I just didn't notice.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 12:04 PM (tVWQB)

201 >>If the ettes were ever to go on a looting spree, we would do it in style.


This has already been discussed, and the battle plan includes stops at Williams-Sonoma, Crate and Barrel, shoe stores...and then lunch with drinks

Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2017 12:04 PM (W+vEI)

202 It looks like a booger hanging out of my nose.
Lovely.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2017 11:53 AM
~~~~~

You have red boogers?

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2017 12:04 PM (HiDrR)

203 196 You do know that the "furry fandom" is a sexually perverse cult?

Its not exclusively that. Yes, a lot of it goes on but that's not the full extent of their activities. Some people just like to dress up wierd, cosplayers, you know?

I just can't work out why it is that some guy can show up one day as a woman and everyone has to clap, but dressing as a cartoon squirrel makes you toxic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (39g3+)


Because SOMEBODY has to be the Last Acceptable Target.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 12:04 PM (CMbMd)

204 This has already been discussed, and the battle plan includes stops at Williams-Sonoma, Crate and Barrel, shoe stores...and then lunch with drinks

Raises hand. Can we stop at Pottery Barn?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 12:05 PM (O2RFr)

205 >>Raises hand. Can we stop at Pottery Barn?


Of course!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

206 I just can't work out why it is that some guy can show up one day as a woman and everyone has to clap, but dressing as a cartoon squirrel makes you toxic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Because SOMEBODY has to be the Last Acceptable Target.
Posted by: Hikaru


Blame the pervs. They always ruin everything for everybody.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (AM1GF)

207 Shouldn't that be 'unregistered shopper'? Since she ain't going thru the checkout line. The only way she goes by the register is to check it for loose cash.

Suggested theme song -- Beastie Boys

You Gotta Fight For The Right... To Party

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (0ogQG)

208 196 You do know that the "furry fandom" is a sexually perverse cult?

Its not exclusively that. Yes, a lot of it goes on but that's not the full extent of their activities. Some people just like to dress up wierd, cosplayers, you know?

I just can't work out why it is that some guy can show up one day as a woman and everyone has to clap, but dressing as a cartoon squirrel makes you toxic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (39g3+)



Go tell some cosplayers they're just like furries.


They'll beat you to death with their foam swords.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (cAnNx)

209 If the ettes were ever to go on a looting spree, we would do it in style.
Posted by: IC at September 12, 2017 11:57 AM



Oh we have A List and an organized itinerary and we've got plans and the whole nine yards.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (mf5HN)

210 >> finally google Cory Chase.

>> I'll be in my bunk

She rocks the MILF thing, don't she? And rocks the glasses look.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (8O3HH)

211 Is that $42K in GOFUNDME, pledges to virtue signal, or actual funds -- like cash money? I may be mean spirited, but I can't see contributing for a hot dog vendor shakedown.

Posted by: regular joe at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (SnflP)

212 Was looking up Hope Hicks. Who is hawt by the way.

And the articles keep talking about her "relationship with Trump."

People in Democrat orbits, they are never described as in relationship, right?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (lALnC)

213

Because SOMEBODY has to be the Last Acceptable Target.


I say it should be the Masochists, then everybody's happy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (oVJmc)

214 >> It looks like a booger hanging out of my nose.
Lovely.


It's been my experience that anything that draws the eye away from your nose is good.

Posted by: Chick from the Art Thread at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (Hyf/Q)

215 No that's been the art thread for the last two weeks.

-
It's Ugopalooza week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:07 PM (Nwg0u)

216 I'd like to offer an amendment to the meme above on Hillary's Book.

Her book: "What happened".

Us: 157 million deplorables happened.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 12:07 PM (jxbfJ)

217 >>>He's the kind of simian you could knock back a couple banana daiquiris with.

Sure, if you like waking up feeling like you pooped a watermelon during the night.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 12:07 PM (67IiR)

218 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at Barnes&Noble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 12:07 PM (7uYFy)

219 212 Was looking up Hope Hicks. Who is hawt by the way.

And the articles keep talking about her "relationship with Trump."

People in Democrat orbits, they are never described as in relationship, right?

I've noticed the "slant" to this too.... Trying to insinuate there is something "improper" with their relationship...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (O2RFr)

220 money can't buy happiness, but it can buy

good. socks.

e.g the "invincible extra" socks (now 200% stronger) i also just got from orvis. best socks i've ever worn. highly recommended!

:-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (AxFdW)

221 215 No that's been the art thread for the last two weeks.

-
It's Ugopalooza week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:07 PM (Nwg0u)

Can we get bewbs back to make up for the frightening sights that have greeted us for the last two days?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (jxbfJ)

222 Gotta get Gorilla Pundit on this whole monkey selfie lawsuit.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (yL25O)

223 Was looking up Hope Hicks. Who is hawt by the way.

And the articles keep talking about her "relationship with Trump."

People in Democrat orbits, they are never described as in relationship, right?
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 12:06 PM (lALnC)


You know, there was another Hope hanging around here a while back... just saying... fame is fleeting... the mob is fickle...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (zSVEm)

224 208. Heh....ain't that the truth....

Anyone wanting to plumb the depths of deoravity - Mister Metokur has an entire series in these people's output at deviant art. Deviants, the playlist is called.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (fA1SL)

225 218 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at Barnes&Noble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

Why" They were already being paid...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (O2RFr)

226 Can we get bewbs back to make up for the frightening sights that have greeted us for the last two days?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (jxbfJ)

...

Patience. The pendulum swings slowly.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (yL25O)

227 "Similar story here, except instead of Jharles and LGF, it was Special Ed Morrissey and Lukewarm Fart Cloud."

Yep, 'ol Next Hill Morrissey is such a dedicated time waster. I used to enjoy Allah before they went facespace comments. Now it's just his 8 level chess strategies applied to politics with no desire to win.

Posted by: DanMan at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (XTiHL)

228 220 money can't buy happiness, but it can buy

good. socks.

e.g the "invincible extra" socks (now 200% stronger) i also just got from orvis. best socks i've ever worn. highly recommended!

:-D
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (AxFdW)

And it buys
Guns
Ammo
Liquor and beer
bacon
more guns
more ammo
.....

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (jxbfJ)

229 My sister called and told me the doctor was testing my BIL to see if he was conscious and able to respond at all. One of his brothers leaned over and shouted, "If you don't open your eyes, Hillary's coming in here!"

He opened his eyes.

My sister and I laughed but I said really his brother should not be frightening a man on his deathbed like that.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (ZM2xo)

230 You know, there was another Hope hanging around here a while back... just saying... fame is fleeting... the mob is fickle...



Was she flying Solo?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (FeRav)

231 225 218 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at Barnes&Noble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

Why" They were already being paid...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (O2RFr)

...

Sending out pizzas tested well with focus groups.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (yL25O)

232 Hope Hicks is easy on the eyes, but I know nothing about her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)

233
Gotta get Gorilla Pundit on this whole monkey selfie lawsuit.
Posted by: TexasDan


GP would look good with a brief case.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (IqV8l)

234 Why" They were already being paid...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (O2RFr)

The deal was $50 bucks--minus the price of the book--plus lunch.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 12:09 PM (7uYFy)

235 Had there ever been a scientific study conducted to determine how Charles Johnson turned into a butt fucking idiot?

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at September 12, 2017 12:10 PM (+dsLj)

236 Don't look up Bronies, unless you want to further learn of man's downfall.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 12:10 PM (D0r5+)

237 Trolling the left, one federal building after another after another after another.....

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2017 11:42 AM (Pz4pT)


I had to drop off an application at CMS (Centers for Medicare/Medicaid Services) back in January and there was an ENORMOUS photo of the 2nd Obama official portrait. When I went back for the meeting in May there was no Trump portrait up. The security guards (all African-American) response when I asked if a Trump portrait was going up was a unanimous "NO"

Posted by: Timon at September 12, 2017 12:11 PM (NTM5E)

238 >>Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at BarnesNoble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.


Riiiiight!
Bet most of them worked on her campaign, were paid to do this.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2017 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

239 Why does the left only campaign on college campuses?

" Fonda and Tomlin will host public events at Kalamazoo College Tuesday, Wayne State University Thursday and the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor Friday. Private events also are scheduled, including fundraisers costing up to $1,000 per ticket. "

http://tinyurl.com/yawan8n5

Because they are the only places where their supporters gather and keep the dreaded deplorables out.

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 12, 2017 12:11 PM (zOpu5)

240 >>Hope Hicks is easy on the eyes, but I know nothing about her.


Hope floats


...on an Ocean of Semen.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (Hyf/Q)

241 Don't look up Bronies, unless you want to further learn of man's downfall.
Posted by: Jack Sock



Bronies = Crimes against humanity

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (FeRav)

242 Rush Limbaugh quotedAce a longtime ago and my curious self checked out AOSHQ..

Rush made this HQ reference when he was not doing weather analysis......endlessly.

Anyway, finding Ace has been, for me, like the discovery of fire by the cave persons....

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (oBuXO)

243
That Hope, the Solo version is in the Horde Hall of Fame. Lifetime Moron Attention Award.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (8O3HH)

244 >>I've noticed the "slant" to this too.... Trying to insinuate there is something "improper" with their relationship... Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 12:08 PM (O2RFr)

This is the trial balloon. "Trump Rogered Entire Junior Staff In Oral Office" to follow in spades if the Hope Hicks test gets any traction...that this hasn't happened sooner is amazing.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)

245 236. Furbaby, mpreg, vore, shipping, adfan, forced diaper, etc, etc. Mister Metokur's work is enough to make you think, 'Well, our species had a good run, anyway....' before releasing the Marburg Virus.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (fA1SL)

246 Can we work in a tiny accordian into this scenario? Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 12:00 PM (aT+Bx)
=====

I thought the accordian was the Official WI State Instrument already.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (MIKMs)

247 so money is no guarantee of happiness.

+++

I would like to have direct experience in order to test the hypothesis

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (ioWvW)

248 The Left has become every David Lynch movie... in particular " Blue Velvet"...
---

There's a great article at JihadWatch about Linda Sarsour, who proclaims "If I say I'm black, I'm black" and the willingness of the left to accept that. Spencer calls it the Left's War on Reality.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 12:13 PM (aT+Bx)

249 Hope Hicks doesn't do Solo selfies. So I got that going for me re: internet fame.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 12, 2017 12:13 PM (bc2Lc)

250 how has Hope Solo not ended up doing porn by now?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 12:13 PM (FZYNt)

251 >>Bronies = Crimes against humanity Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (FeRav)

I have a feeling our sharia overlords-to-be will be singularly and acutely pitiless to this subculture of brotherly affection.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)

252
I've Got Ninety-nine Excuses and 'I Sucked' Isn't One

-- "Side o' Beef" Clinton

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 12:14 PM (pNxlR)

253 Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at September 12, 2017 12:10 PM (+dsLj)

My understanding, I got to the internet just as LGF was imploding, was the theories were either a muslim/leftist girlfriend or that he was simply reverting to his default beliefs.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2017 12:14 PM (rp9xB)

254 LGF really doesn't have anything corresponding to the tweet. It has a link to a Keith Olbermann video in which he castigates the President for not tweeting about 9/11 early in the morning.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 12:14 PM (/qEW2)

255
Sending out pizzas tested well with focus groups.


It sure tests well with me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)

256 I just can't work out why it is that some guy can show up one day as a woman and everyone has to clap, but dressing as a cartoon squirrel makes you toxic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM (39g3+)

...

This is going to end up in a discussion of assless chaps again, isnt' it?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 12:14 PM (yL25O)

257 245 236. Furbaby, mpreg, vore, shipping, adfan, forced diaper, etc, etc. Mister Metokur's work is enough to make you think, 'Well, our species had a good run, anyway....' before releasing the Marburg Virus.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (fA1SL)

I admire Jim's ability to laugh in the face of such madness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:14 PM (xJa6I)

258 >> how has Hope Solo not ended up doing porn by now?

Just refuses proper grooming standards?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 12:15 PM (8O3HH)

259 251. So, silver lining.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:15 PM (fA1SL)

260 It has a link to a Keith Olbermann video in which he castigates the President for not tweeting about 9/11 early in the morning.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Twitter wasn't around in 2001 for GWB to use

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 12:15 PM (FZYNt)

261 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at Barnes&Noble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

-
Didja see her latest excuse? Alt right newspaper the NYT was unfair to her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:15 PM (Nwg0u)

262 257
245 236. Furbaby, mpreg, vore, shipping, adfan, forced diaper
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (fA1SL)

"Forced diaper." WTF;WTF.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 12:15 PM (Bdeb0)

263 247 so money is no guarantee of happiness.

+++

I would like to have direct experience in order to test the hypothesis
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 12, 2017 12:12 PM (ioWvW)

...

We'd need a statistically significant sample size to be sure.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 12:15 PM (yL25O)

264 229 My sister and I laughed but I said really his brother should not be frightening a man on his deathbed like that.

Posted by: Donna and V.


Okay, I know I'm a deplorable but that story made me laugh.

"I don't wanna go on the Hillary cart!"

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 12:15 PM (0ogQG)

265 Well there is one thing for certain about Hillary's book.... She wrote it by herself... No contributor would want to be associated with it...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2017 12:15 PM (O2RFr)

266 how has Hope Solo not ended up doing porn by now?
Posted by: Rick in SK




Her anal bleacher technician is on vacation.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:16 PM (FeRav)

267 What a poignant photo of that man, probably fire brigade but I am not sure, cradling that little girl.

Here are photos of London's firefighters during the war from The Daily Mail Still chuckling at last picture of the tram that has a sign which reads 'Military Pickle - Better Than A Salad.'

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nk9qyxa

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:16 PM (gqOAX)

268 Don't look up Bronies, unless you want to further learn of man's downfall.

Bronies are another good example. Some really sick, twisted crap there, but some just guys who think they're cute and hilarious. But they're a shunned cult, you would be shamed out of a job that you could keep if you revealed you're a homosexual that dresses like a baby.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:16 PM (39g3+)

269 The look on that soldier's face warms my heart (as I hack up a lung due to first-week-of-preschol cold). You know he's smiling and telling her everything's going to be alright.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 12, 2017 12:17 PM (XKZwp)

270 "I've Got Ninety-nine Excuses and 'I Sucked' Isn't One-- "Side o' Beef" Clinton"
-Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 12:14 PM

Bill: "I got Ninety-Nine Problems and The..."

...I've got A Hundred Problems.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 12:17 PM (Ckg4U)

271 Science is supposed to be logical, dispassionate, humble ( in that
science is based on a method, ya know)... and always willing to be
refuted by newer better results.



Is there Anything in the above that the Left adheres to?


At one of my watering holes, enjoying a beer, I had some yuts telling me that some guy in the 1880's proved the "Greenhouse Effect" by pumping carbon dioxide in and killing everything inside. I was seriously temped to beat him about the head and shoulder, but figured it would do no good.

Posted by: Paladin at September 12, 2017 12:17 PM (LtaK3)

272 >> Her anal bleacher technician is on vacation.

Permanently, apparently. Out to lunch.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 12:17 PM (8O3HH)

273 266 how has Hope Solo not ended up doing porn by now?
Posted by: Rick in SK




Her anal bleacher technician is on vacation.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:16 PM (FeRav)

If she's looking for someone in a pinch, I'm willing to take one for the team.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)

274 he was simply reverting to his default beliefs.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2017 12:14 PM (rp9xB)

Yes, he was a lib before 9/11.

Still, to so completely erase your previous positions on everything..... He used to be pretty passionate about terrorism in Israel. To not even gave a damn anymore...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 12, 2017 12:18 PM (ZM2xo)

275 Florida sherriff announced to the news that any sex offenders or people with outstanding warrents showing up to shelters would be arrested

+++

Initially they announced that they would be turned away. This is the compromise.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 12, 2017 12:18 PM (ioWvW)

276 I bought Norm MacDonald's autobiography....it is (mostly) no such thing.

But it's seriously hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:18 PM (xJa6I)

277 Also over at JihadWatch: up to 700 Rotherham grooming victims who have been gang raped and sexually abused have been denied financial compensation by the government due to the fact that they "consented."

Although the age of consent is 16 in Britain, and these girls were under that age, the re-defined consent and have denied them money.

So, be aware: if you're a female of any age in Britain, and a Muslim says "take a walk with me," and he then rapes you, that is now considered consent. Even if you are a child.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 12:18 PM (aT+Bx)

278 This is going to end up in a discussion of assless chaps again, isnt' it?

Frankly the way I worded some of those posts, I'm amazed nobody has accused me of being a furry. I'm too boring and poor for that crap.

Although dressing like a minotaur would be cool for Halloween.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:18 PM (39g3+)

279 257. The man has a real talent, no denying. And a vicious sense of humor. Showed up on a pedophile's Google gathering and said he was 'A Jesuit priest, spreading the word of Jesus,' absolutely deadpan, before trolling and triggering the shit outta the participants.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:19 PM (fA1SL)

280 218 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at
BarnesNoble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.


From Comet Pizza, I'm betting. Spirit cooked by John Podesta.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (0ogQG)

281 "Why is it that progressives, who loudly proclaim their love of science, also claim that there are 83 genders, fire can't melt steel, men can menstruate, ISIS was caused by global warming, and babies aren't human?"
.............

and I identify as male.
*squirt*

Posted by: what's left of Irma at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (HgMAr)

282 >> If she's looking for someone in a pinch,

Go to Amazon and order some "My Pink Wink Cream" so you can be ready at a moment's notice. Also, beforehand, look at the "My Shiny Hiney" device.

You may need the commerical version.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (8O3HH)

283 So, be aware: if you're a female of any age in Britain, and a Muslim says "take a walk with me," and he then rapes you, that is now considered consent. Even if you are a child.
Posted by: shibumi

What about if they ask "do you want fries with that?"

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (FZYNt)

284 >>Her anal bleacher technician is on vacation.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:16 PM (FeRav)

>If she's looking for someone in a pinch, I'm willing to take one for the team.



Be here at 8.

Oh, and bring a Flat Trowel and a 4" Putty Knife.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (Hyf/Q)

285 how has Hope Solo not ended up doing porn by now?

I bet she makes lots of videos with the hubby. Isn't that what ever guy says he wants: a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (39g3+)

286 I think I came here from Stoaty Weasel's blog. But I'm not sure how I came there, so I'm as lost as many of you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (elsTe)

287 I thought the HQ was a safe space from that fooker, Johnson!!! Up yours, all of youse!!!

Posted by: wild irish hose at September 12, 2017 12:21 PM (mJ8mX)

288 Just in case you weren't boycotting Ben ampersand Jerry, I saw one in your grocer's freezer section last night that was Steven Colbert flavor. I don't think it was made from real Steven Colbert.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 12:21 PM (lALnC)

289 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at
BarnesNoble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.
............

IQ test: FAIL

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 12:21 PM (HgMAr)

290 >>283
So, be aware: if you're a female of any age in Britain, and a Muslim
says "take a walk with me," and he then rapes you, that is now
considered consent. Even if you are a child.
Posted by: shibumi

They'll fight them on the beaches and on the landing zones, in the fields and on the streets...

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 12:21 PM (Bdeb0)

291 286 I think I came here from Stoaty Weasel's blog. But I'm not sure how I came there, so I'm as lost as many of you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I usually come at PornHub

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 12:21 PM (FZYNt)

292 70,
"I used to hang out at Free Republic... I know... do not recall how I
ended up at Ace's place.. hard to get from Freepville to here."


Free Republic was where I was reading when the first plane crashed into the WTC. I thought someone was making a bad joke and turned on the news just in time to see the second one hit. FR was my main internet in the 90s during Clinton. I fell away from there to LGF, then Protein Wisdom and now here.

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 12, 2017 12:22 PM (zOpu5)

293 262. Does Zod really wish to know?

https://youtu.be/VVIPfSgnetA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:22 PM (fA1SL)

294 Isn't that what ever guy says he wants: a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom?

I kept getting the order mixed up. Thanks for clarifying.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 12:22 PM (tVWQB)

295 Also over at JihadWatch: up to 700 Rotherham grooming victims who have been gang raped and sexually abused have been denied financial compensation by the government due to the fact that they "consented."

Although the age of consent is 16 in Britain, and these girls were under that age, the re-defined consent and have denied them money.

So, be aware: if you're a female of any age in Britain, and a Muslim says "take a walk with me," and he then rapes you, that is now considered consent. Even if you are a child.
Posted by: shibumi



Sorry. But those responsible for making that decision, need to start "disappearing".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:22 PM (FeRav)

296
I like a whore in public as well as the bedroom. Well, a whore in public and an even bigger whore in the bedroom.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 12, 2017 12:22 PM (8O3HH)

297 >>>Isn't that what ever guy says he wants: a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom?

I think the whore is more likely to have sex in public.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (67IiR)

298 >>Isn't that what ever guy says he wants: a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (39g3+)

No. What every guy says he wants is "a blowjob, and I don't care where."

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)

299 RI:SC
Read it : Sucked cock
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 12, 2017 11:32 AM (FZYNt)

Reamed I : Sucked Cock.

Posted by: barack hussein, i can use it now, obama at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (mJ8mX)

300 I jumped from the Rottweiler (still going last I checked) to Hot Air (I didn't know better) to here. Never looked back. Never been to LGF, never cared.

It's been nearly eight years. Best thing ever for what's left of my sanity.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (AM1GF)

301 296
I like a whore in public as well as the bedroom. Well, a whore in public and an even bigger whore in the bedroom.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

as long as it's in your house

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (FZYNt)

302 Bronies? *face palm*

Got a video game addicted cart pusher at work, he asked me three months ago if I was going to go see the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic movie. I stared at him in shock and said he was a Brony... he categorically denied it but the proof is pretty irrefutable.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (gqOAX)

303 What about if they ask "do you want fries with that?"
--

Yeah, pretty sure if a Muslim man says anything to a non-Muslim woman, and she responds at all, then is raped, she has given defacto consent.

That is Britain today.

Also...these decisions are in violation of British law, which say that anyone under 16 CANNOT legally consent to sex.

/but what is law? Laws protect some (democrats, Muslims) but not others (conservatives, Christians)

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (aT+Bx)

304 280 218 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at
BarnesNoble for a chance to meet her and buy her book."

Camping out? Because they thought half of Manhattan would rush out to her book signing?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (ZM2xo)

305 288 Just in case you weren't boycotting Ben ampersand Jerry, I saw one in your grocer's freezer section last night that was Steven Colbert flavor. I don't think it was made from real Steven Colbert.
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 12:21 PM (lALnC)


Ben and Jerry -bunch of hippies who were counter-cultural opposing capitalism who sold out to the "man" (capitalists) so they can continue to afford the hippie, counter-cultural, SJW communist lifestyle.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (jxbfJ)

306 I don't think it was made from real Steven Colbert.

So guilty of fraud too, eh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (39g3+)

307 Most of my best relationships have been with whores.
I'm not sure if that's sad, awesome or both.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (xJa6I)

308 Sippican -> Maggie's -> Ace

About a decade ago.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 12:24 PM (Hyf/Q)

309 I bet she makes lots of videos with the hubby. Isn't that what ever guy says he wants: a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



"Lady in the streets & a freak in the sheets"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:24 PM (FeRav)

310 >>293
262. Does Zod really wish to know?
https://youtu.be/VVIPfSgnetA Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:22 PM (fA1SL)

I'm guessing that it's not safe for work. Or that it's just...not safe at all, really.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2017 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)

311 268 Bronies are another good example. Some really sick, twisted crap there, but some just guys who think they're cute and hilarious. But they're a shunned cult, you would be shamed out of a job that you could keep if you revealed you're a homosexual that dresses like a baby.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:16 PM (39g3+)


And this is why the VAST majority of people who are into things like that are in IT.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 12:24 PM (CMbMd)

312 302. Did they ever find his body?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:24 PM (fA1SL)

313 Live interview on a talkshow with a sex robot and the couple she bangs. The hosts are mortified. Funny stuff. Holly and Phillip meet Samantha the sex robot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqokkXoa7uE

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 12, 2017 12:25 PM (XFue2)

314 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at BarnesNoble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

Maybe they're hoping she'll spaz out again and get tossed in a van like a side of beef? They'd be part of history.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 12:26 PM (O5Q3r)

315 So I still think it's still too early to despair. Not quite yet.

It's never to early to despair... paging Mr. Monty..Mr. Monty..please answer the moron blog...

Posted by: Paladin at September 12, 2017 12:26 PM (LtaK3)

316 Current Furr-dom is simply a variant of the mental dysfunction with the 83 genders. Except they call it Otherkin and claim to be a trans-gender dragon on occasion.

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:26 PM (gqOAX)

317 Camping out? Because they thought half of Manhattan would rush out to her book signing?

Probably because they were paid to by the Clinton Foundation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:26 PM (39g3+)

318 Regarding my book, "What Happened", WT; PAC

(Wrote Title, Posted Angry Comments)

Posted by: Hillary! 2020 at September 12, 2017 12:27 PM (ctuyM)

319
I put some Ben & Jerry on some persistent weeds in my garden and they all died.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 12:27 PM (EgwCt)

320 To go politics for a bit, the WSJ is reporting that Bannon said that he talks with Trump every 2-3 days.

On the day of his resignation, I speculated that the two would remain in contact. I also admitted that it might just be wishful thinking.

Very glad to hear this news.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 12:27 PM (0ogQG)

321 Step right up folks, plenty of seats available at the Lizard Lounge today.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2017 12:27 PM (20H2N)

322 310. Hey, it's only a discussion of an intensely degenerate sexual fetish that involves adults role-playing forced toddlerdom and infancy on other adults. Oh, and animals and furries and, really, everything imaginable and uniunimaginable being forced to wear soiled diapers. Perfectly safe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:27 PM (fA1SL)

323 I gotta admit that my neice looks really cute with kitty cat ears though. She even got a hoodie with slits in it that her ears can poke out of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (39g3+)

324 Current Furr-dom is simply a variant of the mental dysfunction with the
83 genders. Except they call it Otherkin and claim to be a trans-gender
dragon on occasion.

*thud*
---

Yep. We live in a mental hospital now, and MUST proclaim, in the loudest voice possible, that the mentally ill are normal, and that we celebrate their bizarro choices.

And they must be convinced we mean it, or we'll be brought up on charges of "racisim," even though these issues don't involve race.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (aT+Bx)

325 RC;SL

Read content;smashed laptop

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (W1Ega)

326 276 I bought Norm MacDonald's autobiography....it is (mostly) no such thing.

But it's seriously hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:18 PM (xJa6I)

Same with David Spade's though his is somewhat autobiographical.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (D0r5+)

327 Current Furr-dom is simply a variant of the mental dysfunction with the 83 genders. Except they call it Otherkin and claim to be a trans-gender dragon on occasion.

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma


Fandom in general has been infiltrated and overrun by pervdom. It's why I can't enjoy anime anymore and wind up just glaring at half the video games that get released now (and have a beef with a lot of modders). It's pathetic and a complete turn-off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (AM1GF)

328 285 how has Hope Solo not ended up doing porn by now?

I bet she makes lots of videos with the hubby. Isn't that what ever guy says he wants: a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:20 PM (39g3+)



Except for the furries. Who want a lady in public and a horse in the bedroom.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (cAnNx)

329 Clinton Global Initiative Discover Card was declined. Plus no tip.

Posted by: Pizza Delivery Guy @ Barnes & Noble at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (bc2Lc)

330 I heard that "Bronies" started-off as a way for Autistic Kids to learn how to associate in public.

...and then some bastards had to mainstream the perversion, I'll bet. Because it keeps happening that way.

Thanks, Internet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (Ckg4U)

331 It's either forced diaper or white sharia at this point for Western Civilization.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (XFue2)

332 316 Current Furr-dom is simply a variant of the mental dysfunction with the 83 genders. Except they call it Otherkin and claim to be a trans-gender dragon on occasion.

*thud*


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:26 PM (gqOAX)


In the end, if they make enough money to pay their bills (and a distressingly high amount of them hold down high-paying IT jobs), they never have to mature otherwise.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (CMbMd)

333 I wasn't living in NO then, so I don't know the details. What, if anything, did Mike Ditka say about the city when he was coaching the Saints? I've heard that he characterized the city as full of voodoo worshipers. (Not too far off, BTW)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (elsTe)

334 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at
BarnesNoble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

From Comet Pizza, I'm betting. Spirit cooked by John Podesta.

-
Or Pizza Pizza from Little Caesar's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (Nwg0u)

335 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (jxbfJ)

The original investors in Ben and Jerry's did *very* well. There wasn't a lot of anti-capitalism going on no matter what the publicity may have claimed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (rp9xB)

336 Hold up - I thought a Bronie was a boy who liked the My Little Pony cartoon...?

I'm honestly asking.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (tVWQB)

337 I started out at Allah Pundit's old blog...

(he used to be kinda funny)

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 12:30 PM (QCc6B)

338 nd claim to be a trans-gender dragon on occasion.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:26 PM


Now there's a subject that should be cloaca-ed in mystery.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2017 12:30 PM (ctuyM)

339 325 & 328.

And this is why so many in Kekistan favor a final solution of the normie problem. There's just no living with them - they ruin everything.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 12:30 PM (fA1SL)

340 327 276 I bought Norm MacDonald's autobiography....it is (mostly) no such thing.

But it's seriously hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:18 PM (xJa6I)

Same with David Spade's though his is somewhat autobiographical.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 12:28 PM (D0r5+)

Cool, I'll pick up Spade's next, after I finish John J. Pershing's.

Norm has two honest chapters, which are good, the rest are a series of demented and hilarious short stories.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:30 PM (xJa6I)

341 Fandom in general has been infiltrated and overrun by pervdom.

Yeah, its depressing. Rule 34 has always been out there but the internet makes it almost overwhelming

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:31 PM (39g3+)

342 Or Pizza Pizza from Little Caesar's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (Nwg0u)



They close at 11.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2017 12:31 PM (cAnNx)

343 >>- I thought a Bronie was a boy who liked the My Little Pony cartoon


...a lot.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 12:31 PM (Hyf/Q)

344 337 Hold up - I thought a Bronie was a boy who liked the My Little Pony cartoon...?

I'm honestly asking.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (tVWQB)


And dresses up in full-body MLP costumes that cost a minimum of $4000 US.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2017 12:31 PM (CMbMd)

345 337 Hold up - I thought a Bronie was a boy who liked the My Little Pony cartoon...?

I'm honestly asking.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (tVWQB)

That's true, or more likely a 'man' who likes MLP. But it's a gateway into wider set of perversions like futanari horses, bestiality and worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 12:31 PM (xJa6I)

346 Churlish Johnson zigged when he should have zagged. He did it for money; look how he's grubbed for small amounts of cash all along. With the onset of Obama he thought times had changed and there was a bright future to be had in selling out to the Left. Turned our, nobody was buying.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 12, 2017 12:31 PM (b5+BL)

347 CR;CC

Can't Read;Common Core

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at September 12, 2017 12:32 PM (HKM9P)

348 I remember when Ben and Jerry had this rule about the ratio that the highest paid and lowest paid person made.

Then, they decided that they had to have a CEO of color. Because fairness and whatnot.

And then they found out they couldn't get any top notch CEO's of color to work for the amount they were offering in their lowest:highest paid ratio rule.

So they got rid of that rule.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 12:32 PM (lALnC)

349 Google is becoming an insidious thumb on the scale of ideas, along with Twatter, Facebook et al.
As an experiment I Googled "Donald Trump" in Google images, and ran the same search for "Barack Obama."

The top row had entries, in order : "Hair" "House" "Younger Years": showing weird blowing scalp weasels in the first, a gaudy place setting in the second, and some nondescript Old White Guy family in the third.

For "BO" we got, in order "Family" "President" etc (all with glowing, smiley faces).

And in the next series of photos under the top line, all flattering smiley faces for BHO for at least a page. DJT got grimaces, glowers, and the "F... " sound face in the first row. Then apparently links to Michael Moore and other deranged critics.

Its almost as though there's a conspiracy to evade the First Amendment by government outsourcing its censorship to algorithms, "Codes of Conduct" and tacit approval of mob violence.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 12, 2017 12:33 PM (QtQaN)

350 Step right up folks, plenty of seats available at the Lizard Lounge today.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2017 12:27 PM


Address?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Leisure Suit Larry at September 12, 2017 12:33 PM (ctuyM)

351 OT, but What's the latest on the Russia Investigation? I now believe that the NYTimes story about CNN disbanding their crack investigation team to be a ruse, and that something is about to drop. it will be a nothingburger--like always--but enough to get the media hyperventilating and to resurrect the narrative to keep Maddow and Colbert's ratings pumped up.

With the hurricane stories dying down, you know it's coming.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 12:33 PM (7uYFy)

352 CR;CC

Can't Read;Common Core
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam



CCR;Rock On!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2017 12:33 PM (FeRav)

353 347 Churlish Johnson zigged when he should have zagged. He did it for money; look how he's grubbed for small amounts of cash all along. With the onset of Obama he thought times had changed and there was a bright future to be had in selling out to the Left. Turned our, nobody was buying.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 12, 2017 12:31 PM (b5+BL)


He always seemed like a shithead to me. Anti religious dickbag

Posted by: Buzzion at September 12, 2017 12:34 PM (cAnNx)

354 I heard Chuckie started dating some feminist and swallowed the Kool Aid.

The only blogger dumb enough to get blue pilled. LOL.

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 12:34 PM (QCc6B)

355 With current anime, what has ruined a good chunk of that is the creators are no longer drawing from real life like Miyazaki does and are instead creating based off of anime and manga they liked growing up.

For the Furs, their Otherkin has become their real identity instead of in the past it was a character you created because it seemed fun and cool.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:34 PM (gqOAX)

356 Huh. I had no idea. Very disturbing that a kid's cartoon became inspiration for some pervert's playground.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 12:34 PM (tVWQB)

357 HORDE HIVE MIND!

What is a good cheap junk hauling company in SE PA?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 12, 2017 12:34 PM (hMwEB)

358 Or Pizza Pizza from Little Caesar's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:29 PM (Nwg0u)

It was from a local place called "Joe's Pizza."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 12:35 PM (7uYFy)

359 At zombie's place, he/she has a photo documentary of a Furry gathering at the SF Pride gathering, along with commentary on what's going on. It's not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2017 12:35 PM (0ogQG)

360 AOS is the first place I have actually commented in, I visited LGF a few times way back before it went leftard.

Also used to pay attention to Beck before he really lost his shit.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 12, 2017 12:35 PM (0OmEj)

361 The Chappaquatch speaks:

Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton on Tuesday lamented the disadvantage that Democrats face in media coverage, arguing they will continue to confront a "difficult" press going forward.

Clinton said on the "Pod Save America" podcast, hosted by former Barack Obama speechwriters, that the political right has created "propaganda channels" that create "obstacles" for Democrats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)

362 President Trump is meeting with...


The Prime Minister of Malaysia!

#relaxdontdoit

Posted by: Mortimer goes to Hollywood at September 12, 2017 12:35 PM (2wRtc)

363 RW;IT

Read Warnings; Ignored Them

Posted by: Here, Hold My Beer at September 12, 2017 12:35 PM (2z74n)

364 DR;FAP

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 12:36 PM (QCc6B)

365 Huh. I had no idea. Very disturbing that a kid's cartoon became inspiration for some pervert's playground.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2017 12:34 PM


Don't google the strap-free pony tail.

Posted by: Leisure Suit Larry at September 12, 2017 12:37 PM (ctuyM)

366 Although the age of consent is 16 in Britain, and these girls were under that age, the re-defined consent and have denied them money.

So, be aware: if you're a female of any age in Britain, and a Muslim says "take a walk with me," and he then rapes you, that is now considered consent. Even if you are a child.

Posted by: shibumi


The British are liberal. Maybe they could be convinced to apply a "Title IX" approach when considering rape charges against Muslim men.

HAHAHAHA!!! I slay me! I crack me up!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 12:37 PM (/qEW2)

367 ONT;BEWBS

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 12, 2017 12:37 PM (B+qrE)

368 SP;DU;RTG


Saw Phrase; Didn't Understand; Refused To Google

Posted by: Buzzion at September 12, 2017 12:37 PM (cAnNx)

369 Fapo, ergo sum.

Posted by: *hic!* at September 12, 2017 12:37 PM (2z74n)

370 I just can't work out why it is that some guy can
show up one day as a woman and everyone has to clap, but dressing as a
cartoon squirrel makes you toxic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM


Because squirrels. Duh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2017 12:38 PM (p+Wdc)

371 Then those sick idiots in San Francisco one year got into My Little Pony where being Furry intersected with being a Pony-Grrl. Rainbow Dash pulling a two wheel buggy...

Why did I even remember that? Brain bleach stat!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:38 PM (gqOAX)

372 Clinton said on the "Pod Save America" podcast, hosted by former Barack Obama speechwriters, that the political right has created "propaganda channels" that create "obstacles" for Democrats.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)

Don't buy into the idea that she--or the rest of the Left--is delusional. They know exactly what they are doing. This is how they keep the media in line. Acting like the NY Times is a "conservative" news source only serves to give the Times "cover' while at the the same time forcing them to bend over backwards to prove they are so not conservative...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 12:39 PM (7uYFy)

373 sick idiots in San Francisco one year got into My Little Pony where being Furry intersected with being a Pony-Grrl. Rainbow Dash pulling a two wheel buggy...
==

Pedophilia laundering.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 12:39 PM (2wRtc)

374
BI7;GTP

Back in 7 minutes, going to PornHub

Posted by: Ted Cruise at September 12, 2017 12:40 PM (EgwCt)

375 With current anime, what has ruined a good chunk of that is the creators are no longer drawing from real life like Miyazaki does and are instead creating based off of anime and manga they liked growing up.

Yeah its all tremendously derivative. They aren't drawing what they imagine and see, with their style, they are drawing in "anime style" which is very rigid and specific.

Oddly, its also originally based on Disney animation.

Because squirrels. Duh.

OK, you got me there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:40 PM (39g3+)

376 It's been nearly eight years. Best thing ever for what's left of my sanity.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 12, 2017 12:23 PM (AM1GF)


I don't remember exactly, but I think I came here via LGF and it was during Rathergate or maybe a bit before. Like you, I found this place an oasis of sanity.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 12, 2017 12:41 PM (bjWNl)

377 I just can't work out why it is that some guy can

show up one day as a woman and everyone has to clap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:03 PM


I'm interested in how you ensure people clap. Does dressing like a woman do that?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jeb! at September 12, 2017 12:41 PM (ctuyM)

378 HRC - the political right has created "propaganda channels" that create "obstacles" for Democrats.
===

(R)adio Free Murica

No Gurls Allowed

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 12:41 PM (2wRtc)

379 DTMMF(ter)!

Donald Trump Made Me Fat(ter)!

Posted by: Chubbles Jhosnon, Husky Boy at September 12, 2017 12:42 PM (tYzAL)

380 I'm interested in how you ensure people clap. Does dressing like a woman do that?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jeb!


"I have no idea"
-Brett Favre

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:42 PM (39g3+)

381 Chubbles gives anti religious dickbags a bad name

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 12:42 PM (N5FGX)

382 Like you, I found this place an oasis of sanity.

And now, overstatement.

Later, dick jokes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 12, 2017 12:42 PM (B+qrE)

383
I found this place after Charles banned Ace. Naturally Ace had something to say about his banning.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 12, 2017 12:42 PM (EgwCt)

384 218 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at Barnes&Noble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

Kinky.

Posted by: that Podesta fellow at September 12, 2017 12:42 PM (sGtp+)

385 The intersection of science and the media.

https://tinyurl.com/y86wmbma

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:43 PM (Nwg0u)

386 383 Like you, I found this place an oasis of sanity.

And now, overstatement.

Later, dick jokes.


but first, a "but first you will..." joke.

Posted by: that Podesta fellow at September 12, 2017 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

387 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at Barnes&Noble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2017 12:07 PM (7uYFy)



Hillary is so popular she must run for president again in 2020. And make sure the DNC bulldozes any opposition to her like they did in 2016.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 12:43 PM (493sH)

388 >>Clinton said on the "Pod Save America" podcast, hosted by former Barack Obama speechwriters, that the political right has created "propaganda channels" that create "obstacles" for Democrats.


Projection thy name is Democrat.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 12:44 PM (Hyf/Q)

389 Ben & Jerry's only had 1 real trick behind all of their flavors which was 99% responsible for their huge popularity.

They found a way to put chunks of chocolate in every flavor of ice cream they made, and then they gave each one a cutesy/trendy name. (I admit having been partial to Cherry Garcia)

But I've given all that up now. They've gotten too offensive to support, and BlueBell is back on the freezer shelves.

(btw, a mini-rant - who buys that "blue bunny" garbage? I tried that once and it tasted like some weird medical concoction)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2017 12:44 PM (k1TUh)

390 355 I heard Chuckie started dating some feminist and swallowed the Kool Aid.
Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 12:34 PM (QCc6B)


Yeah, tell me about it.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at September 12, 2017 12:45 PM (bjWNl)

391 PS, don't look up the term Pony-Girl. The phrase pretty much accurately describes what is going on if your kink is putting bit, bridle, and such on a girl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:45 PM (gqOAX)

392 I'm not lookin' up nothin'.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 12:45 PM (7m3t8)

393 I think there's a nood up.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at September 12, 2017 12:46 PM (bjWNl)

394 Hillary sent out several pizzas to fans camping out overnight at Barnes&Noble for a chance to meet her and buy her book.

-
As a child, she'd tie pork chops around her neck so dogs would p!ay with her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 12, 2017 12:46 PM (Nwg0u)

395 85 "...now that the fake Republicans have revealed themselves, there may well be a bloodbath of R incumbents in upcoming election..."

Followed by an outbreak of schadenboners resembling a redwood forest springing up from coast to coast.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 12, 2017 12:47 PM (4hIeD)

396 Baldilocks used to be one of LGF's most active and best posters. The day Chuckie boy ran her off was to me, the day that place died for good.

Wish she was still posting here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2017 12:47 PM (k1TUh)

397 Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton on Tuesday lamented the disadvantage that Democrats face in media coverage, arguing they will continue to confront a "difficult" press going forward.




And by difficult she means even having the MFM being complete sycophantic propagandists isn't enough for her to get elected

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2017 12:47 PM (493sH)

398 New thread, think I need to have lunch, tackle some bills, and write before toddling off to work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2017 12:48 PM (gqOAX)

399 Hillary is so popular she must run for president again in 2020. And make sure the DNC bulldozes any opposition to her like they did in 2016.

I agree, she should run every single election from now on and lose in a humiliating manner. Like Sisyphus, forever. Maybe that's what hell will be like for her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 12:48 PM (39g3+)

400 370 Fapo, ergo sum.
Posted by: *hic!* at September 12, 2017

*
*
I shall add this to my coat of arms, post-haste!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2017 12:49 PM (elsTe)

401
333 In the end, if they make enough money to pay their bills (and a distressingly high amount of them hold down high-paying IT jobs), they never have to mature otherwise.

You say that as if it were a bad thing.

Posted by: the Basic Income Revolution at September 12, 2017 12:49 PM (v3pYe)

402 Saw in the news that the depraved freak who kidnapped, raped, and murdered the Lyon sisters has finally confessed.

They disappeared in MD back in 1975. I lived in the area at the time, and I remember how freaked my mom was. I had sisters who were about the same age as the Lyon girls. Such a sad case. I remember hearing their dad on the radio, talking about them. For years, the family held onto hope that they would be found alive. It's sickening to think what their last hours must have been like.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 12:49 PM (BXf9o)

403 Clinton said on the "Pod Save America" podcast, hosted by former Barack Obama speechwriters, that the political right has created "propaganda channels" that create "obstacles" for Democrats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars!


Hillary has convinced me.

Propaganda is wrong. So if people are creating propaganda channels, they should be shut down.

And it's unfair to put obstacles in people's way. Let everyone run freely. So again, these channels should be shut down if they are obstructing Democrats.

The injustice of it all, it makes me so angry. I think Hillary should just be installed as the President, in light of all these revelations.

Now, where is my black mask and baseball bat?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 12:50 PM (/qEW2)

404 who buys that "blue bunny" garbage? I tried that once and it tasted like some weird medical concoction

Have you tried the "Brownbunny"? It's... salty.

Posted by: Chloe Sevigny at September 12, 2017 12:51 PM (tYzAL)

405 Apparently ColonD makes a smiley face. Let's test that
:A :B :C :E :F :G :H :I :J :K :L :M
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Posted by: Downcast at September 12, 2017 12:53 PM (fEO1V)

406 My two degrees of separation from Ted: I looked at the same white "L" sofa that's in Ted's like picture. They had it at Rooms2Go and it's pretty nice. The seat backs fold up or down depending on how you want it configured and it was pretty comfy. I was afraid our youngin would get crayon all over the white though so I went with a different dark "mocha" colored "L" sofa.

Posted by: bananaDream at September 12, 2017 12:56 PM (yfaSg)

407 Apparently ColonD makes a smiley face. Let's test that

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Posted by: Downcast at September 12, 2017 12:53 PM


Dude, Colon-anything pretty much takes a frown and turns it upside down!

Posted by: Shep! at September 12, 2017 12:57 PM (ctuyM)

408 288 Just in case you weren't boycotting Ben ampersand Jerry, I saw one in your grocer's freezer section last night that was Steven Colbert flavor. I don't think it was made from real Steven Colbert.
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 12:21 PM (lALnC)

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"Americone Dream" ugh, when I stock, I just turn the label, or sneak a Halo ice cream in front of it.

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 12, 2017 01:03 PM (suO/a)

409 My favorite bit of hypocrisy from the science lover cult is still the hatred of gmo foods and recently even food preservation chemicals. Fancy themselves devout acolytes of Science, but they're deathly afraid of food that that has been improved through science or contains a chemical they're incapable of pronouncing.

Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2017 01:03 PM (gDSJf)

410 The Krauthammer pic juxtaposition is hilarious.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 12, 2017 01:04 PM (Fp1nn)

411 Hillary is so popular she must run for president again in 2020.

I will contribute actual cash money to this end.

RUN, YOU BOLLARD-HUGGING NITWIT, RUN!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 12, 2017 01:04 PM (B+qrE)

412 Chubbles gives anti religious dickbags a bad name

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 12:42 PM (N5FGX)
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I'll never forget that Good Friday when he put up a post about Christians hating Jews and vice versa. It was totally inflammatory and horribly mean-spirited. Actually painful for some of the posters. Sick.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2017 01:08 PM (lwiT4)

413 I have an L shaped sofa. Lowercase.

Posted by: Johnny at September 12, 2017 01:40 PM (kUotE)

414 I used to love his little green footballs. Then one day I didn't.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 12, 2017 01:40 PM (nQHw/)

415
Never gave in to the defeatism during the 8 long years of the Obama travesty.

Simply because President Trump is having a rough go doesn't mean abandoning him.

It STILL is your country--you keep fighting.

But if your commitment is that shallow, then please do me a favor--step off to the side, because I've got work to do.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 12, 2017 01:47 PM (S/hVx)

416 BJs has a new flavor, Corn Speckled Sewer Trout. Their secret is they only use the skins of the corn.

Posted by: The Schadenboner Formerly Known as Jukin at September 12, 2017 01:51 PM (7kLRC)

417 Not a soldier rescuing that girl. That's an Air Raid Warden, i.e. a civilian volunteer.

Posted by: David Gillies at September 12, 2017 01:59 PM (Jipp3)

418 57
48. Shit! Charlie's inside the wire!



*fires flares*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 12, 2017 11:38 AM (Z+eeJ)
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Go get the Roach!

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at September 12, 2017 02:00 PM (XRxxn)

419 384 "I found this place after Charles banned Ace. Naturally Ace had something to say about his banning."
Charles banned Ace?? What rational thing did Ace courteously say to provoke Charles? :-)

Posted by: pst314 at September 12, 2017 02:05 PM (T4dRn)

420 Now I can't wait to go to the local Barnes & Noble and put copies of Art of the Deal on the Hillary display!

Posted by: red speck at September 12, 2017 04:02 PM (6Krd7)

421 Charles "Icarus" Johnson ...watch the YouTube vids of him with Stanley Clarke...Chuck doing the O-face over endless insipid soulless solos...

Posted by: DocAdams at September 12, 2017 04:58 PM (7DG+y)

422 164 -- Nope, I put the blame squarely on Mike Royko. If Royko hadn't smoked himself to death, he would have been around long enough to keep L'il Bammie from oozing up from the primordial slime in the first place.

And,yeah, I'm a LGF refugee myself. I hadn't realized how far left it had drifted until I wrote a post kvetching about how angry I was at L'il Bammie having the unmitigated gall to place a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Memorial Day because of his virulent and open disdain for the U.S. Military. Man, did I get slammed! The only thing that didn't happen was me getting banned. I banned myself after that. Even the mere thought of checking up on LGF these days gives me the screaming willies.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at September 12, 2017 05:41 PM (oLynO)

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