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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - March 31, 2026 [Doof]
From Moon4pics
These kids need to take some lessons from MoMe attendees. Party hard, but leave the place better than you found it! $5 Million Mansion Rented on Airbnb for Small Private Event, Vandalized by 800 Partying Teens
When Kishore Karlapudi saw his beautiful mansion in Celina, Texas, rented on Airbnb for a party of seven people, he never imagined it would be invaded and vandalised by hundreds of teenagers looking for a good time. Karlapudi doesn’t live in the mansion himself, but instead rents it out on Airbnb for passive income. He never imagined that he could become the victim of some teenagers looking for a place to stage the mother of all parties. “Somebody booked it, saying they needed the property for a party of seven people,” Kishore Karlapudi told Fox4 News. According to Celina Police Chief John Cullison, that small party of seven swelled to between 500 and 800 people after the event was advertised on social media. On the evening of March 21, police started receiving calls about a massive gathering at the mansion, followed by reports of gunshots being heard on the property. “We started getting the 911 calls with the shots fired. We also got a call that there was 10 men at the front gate, and they had guns, and they were threatening to kill someone. So, this of course amped our officers up just a bit to make sure we go inside and keep everybody safe,” Chief Cullison said. “But it wasn’t until they went inside and they actually realized how vast this party was.”More at the link, including 2 video segments. ----- Did you know there are some snakes that have an internal gauge for their level of poison? You do now! These snakes steal poison from their prey—here's how they know they have enough
Red-necked keelback snakes are highly toxic—mere drops of their pungent yellow poison could blind a mongoose and stop its heart within minutes. But the snakes don’t make that toxin themselves; rather, they steal it from the poisonous toads they eat. After a red-necked keelback (Rhabdophis subminiatus) eats a true toad (a member of the Bufonidae family), the snake’s intestines soak up the toxic bufadienolide molecules from the amphibian’s skin. The toxins are then shuttled into more than a dozen pairs of storage pockets in the snakes’ necks called nuchal glands. Then the snakes act fearless. They rise and jut their necks at mongooses and other would-be predators as if to say, “Go ahead—I dare you.” That brazen attitude doesn’t last, though. If dinner has been nontoxic recently—poison-free frogs or fish, for example—these reptiles often hurriedly slither away.Snakes are equal parts creepy and cool to me. How about you? ----- In the market for a super cool vintage car? Here's one to consider. Son Inherited Dad's 1968 Dodge Coronet R/T, Now Selling Because It Holds Too Many Memories
This Coronet spent almost its entire life with the same man who picked it up from the dealership and drove it home. It remained in the family after his passing, but the son has decided to let it go for a simple reason. It holds too many memories, so someone else must cherish the car now. That's why it's here. This Coronet R/T is looking for a new home, and while it's not a spotless specimen, it's worth knowing the car has never been restored or altered. I would still inspect it personally before making an offer to check if all of these are true, but at first glance, this Coronet just seems to check all these big boxes. Dodge offered a little something to every Coronet buyer in 1968. It started with the Coronet Deluxe, which was the most affordable configuration but also came with a six-cylinder 225 standard. A 273ci V8 unit was optional if buyers wanted a little bit more power. The Coronet 440 also started with a six, but the engine options went all the way up to the 440ci with 375 horsepower. The Coronet 500 was next with a standard 318 and more options, including the popular 383, followed by the almighty R/T. The Coronet R/T was all about the power delivered by its engine and the mix of upgrades inside the cabin, and buyers could choose either the standard 440 or the 426 Hemi. The Hemi was the engine to get if power was the main objective, but it's not a secret that this engine configuration was ridiculously expensive. It featured dual-quad carburetors and delivered 425 horsepower, so some buyers didn’t care and still ordered the engine, no matter the price. This Coronet R/T was and still is equipped with a 440ci V8 engine paired with a 4-speed manual transmission.The vehicle is up for online auction.
The top bid at the time of writing is $19,100, but it's expected to increase significantly, as the Coronet seems to get impressive attention lately. *** The car is parked in Chicago, Illinois, and if you don't want to pay more for shipping, you should be able to drive it home on its wheels.----- Hope the owner of this wallet isn't a Hordeling. There's math involved for it to be returned!
A mathematician found a wallet, He left a note in a way so only the real owner could contact him pic.twitter.com/BkXNP1ZtBM
— Math Files (@Math_files) March 30, 2026
----- Math adjacent - think you can answer this correctly?
Final Jeopardy time. No Googling… just instincts. What’s your answer? pic.twitter.com/qjpf00QdLj
— Restricted Daily (@RestrictedDaily) March 28, 2026
This is one of my favorite pseudo trick questions. Did you get it right?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)― Pablo Neruda
Whoever that is.
https://w.wiki/32oN
Posted by: mindful webworker - so much for March at March 31, 2026 10:00 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:01 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: mindful webworker - or is that badbunny and the echoes? at March 31, 2026 10:03 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: clarence at March 31, 2026 10:04 PM (bbCED)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 10:04 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:05 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:06 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: I lost on Jeopardy, baby! at March 31, 2026 10:06 PM (guCHD)
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (o/0R4)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (7D3Aa)
Ottawa will sign over all the oil and minerals to China and allow China to sue the province in court.
Posted by: Kindltot
1. Alberta doesn't recognize that court. They're independent.
2. Come get them. China can't do shit.
3. All it takes is one country to recognize their independence and it's game on. That one country would be the US.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (Kksvc)
At least until my wife and the younger brat disabused me of this notion that they were interchangeable.
Apparently, John Mellencamp makes good music and loves Israel, while Bon Jovi is a woke cocksucker who is pretty much a junior version of Springsteen.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - a snakey kinda guy at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (jrd4M)
But it seems preposterous to me that the state could license a physician and then have no control over the care he gives by verbal instructions.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (CKIwv)
==
Malpractice would end up wiping out the doctor with the first lung cancer patient he had.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (UVyKP)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 31, 2026 10:09 PM (PMi3m)
I would have lost all my money on that Jeopardy question, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 10:09 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:01 PM (ZwdAr)
It's about space.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)
At least until my wife and the younger brat disabused me of this notion that they were interchangeable.
Apparently, John Mellencamp makes good music and loves Israel, while Bon Jovi is a woke cocksucker who is pretty much a junior version of Springsteen.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (n9ltV)
This is a weird judgment. Because musically John Cougar Mellencamp is basically Temu Bruce Springsteen. Politics can't save Mellencamp.
Posted by: I lost on Jeopardy, baby! at March 31, 2026 10:10 PM (guCHD)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)
I don't mind snakes at all for some reason. Spiders, however...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 10:11 PM (n7rxJ)
The Coronet 440 also started with a six, but the engine options went all the way up to the 440ci with 375 horsepower. The Coronet 500 was next with a standard 318 and more options, including the popular 383, followed by the almighty R/T. The Coronet R/T was all about the power delivered by its engine and the mix of upgrades inside the cabin, and buyers could choose either the standard 440 or the 426 Hemi.
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What a selection of excellent engines.
How many engine options did you have on your last purchase? How many options today?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:11 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 10:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)
At least until my wife and the younger brat disabused me of this notion that they were interchangeable.
Apparently, John Mellencamp makes good music and loves Israel, while Bon Jovi is a woke cocksucker who is pretty much a junior version of Springsteen.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (n9ltV)
Makes you feel good to be a New Jersey resident, don't it?!
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Okay, probably not.
He played with KISS. He did some guitar work on Creatures Of The Night and was the official lead guitarist on Lick It Up before leaving and doing time albums with his band Vinnie Vincent Invasion.
Hasn't done shit since.
Apparently he has a "new" (recorded in 1990) album called Guitarmageddon. Wants to sell it for $2 million.
No, really. $2,000,000 dollars. American.
Or $200,000 dollars per track.
I think Vinnie might be a bit on the crazy side.
You can find tracks on YT. I listened to part of one and it's...embarrassing. Like really really fucking bad. There's no musicality at all. It's just...awful. Check it out, though, it's worth a laugh.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (qoyWV)
I think he has more names than that.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 10:11 PM (gKWVE)
He has such comments to show you.
Posted by: cenobite appreciator at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (guCHD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:11 PM (ZwdAr)
The car already came with an engine. Only a sucker buys new.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 31, 2026 10:14 PM (+9wcF)
Of course.
They should send me all the money they bet.
Geez! What a gaggle of overconfident losers.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 1901, spaced oddity at March 31, 2026 10:14 PM (jrd4M)
*Fist bump*
We would be a very powerful Jeopardy team.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
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Probably. I do pretty well in trivia contests.
My boss has gone through the tryouts for Jeopardy. Made it past the first round or so.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 10:14 PM (ESVrU)
Yeah, no year 0 so 1st century AD was 0001 - 0100. The thing I don't get is why he bet more than $501.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 10:14 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: tankdemon
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Glad you found your way out of the miasma.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:14 PM (ZwdAr)
January 1, 1901
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:15 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 10:14 PM (vTZFs)
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Greed. Overconfidence.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 10:15 PM (ESVrU)
the lucky winners then had to pay the $70k New Jersey taxes on that house... which they couldn't sell, because nobody is dumb enough to live in NJ who doesn't have to.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 10:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: mindful webworker
That's "Eiko and the Bunnygirls."
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 31, 2026 10:17 PM (P5A9z)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 31, 2026 10:17 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:14 PM (ZwdAr)
Now I'm headed to the dictionary.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 31, 2026 10:17 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (n9ltV)
I don't know about Bon Jovi being woke but I know he's pissed off and alienated every musician that ever mattered to his career and his voice is completely shot to shit. Still tours even if he can't sing anymore.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 10:17 PM (48E6j)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 10:14 PM (vTZFs)
I was particularly argumentative with people who thought Jan 1, 2000 was the first day of a new millennium.
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:19 PM (GD0B3)
Wait a minute. January 1 in the year 1 A.D. was the beginning of the first century, right? Okay, so... yeah. 1901. But it still doesn't seem right that all of the year 1900 would be in the 19th century.
In fact, I was probably walking around in the year 2000 thinking all, "We're in the 21st century now, woo-woo" and we weren't.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 10:19 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 31, 2026 10:17 PM (PMi3m)
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I hear if you read from back to front, the aardvark commits the crime instead of the zebra.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 10:19 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2026 10:19 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Actually, I was kind of hoping to just skip out on my own hanging entirely.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 31, 2026 10:20 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 31, 2026 10:20 PM (rPgxf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 10:19 PM (n7rxJ)
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There was a Seinfeld episode about this very conundrum.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 10:21 PM (ESVrU)
I don't care if they are non-poisonous and eat rats.
The 5' black snake of our front hedge in FL did not eat rats. It is a myth. He/she hung out there to scare me. We still had a roof rat that also missed the myth memo. He also once got in the garage with me, as I had to go out the garage door to check the mail and he was waiting for me. This was not good but he left.
We had a dry winter, lack of snow and cold weather, and I am positive it's going to be a snake filled spring and summer.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:21 PM (WONhk)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - 1901, spaced oddity at March 31, 2026 10:21 PM (jrd4M)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:21 PM (ndZc7)
I think the audience was ready to fucking riot at the end. I have never heard a game show audience so pissed off. Trabek handled it as well as he could but goddamn...
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 10:21 PM (48E6j)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:16 PM (GD0B3)
So -
Twelve months in a year - January is month 01.
28-31 days in a month - First day is 01.
But 100 years in a century - First year is 00??
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
I had the same argument at the Reflecting Pool on January 1st, 2000. Watching the fireworks launch from The Washington Monument was cool.
Bill Clinton was really tiny. And I don't know how Liz Taylor and Sophia Loren didn't catch cold. Vast tracks of uncovered land.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Bon Jovi is a woke cocksucker who is pretty much a junior version of Springsteen
Those two suckers of cock, both of whom live in New Jersey, claimed to be farmers of ... something ... and bilked New Jersey for $$$ through tax credits, 'cause farmers.
And that's why Rick Zeoli sarcastically refers to Bruce as "Old McSpringsteen"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:22 PM (xG4kz)
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We have rattlesnakes, copperheads and coral snakes on our property. Too dry for cottonmouths. These are the venomous species. Then there are the numerous sorts of nonvenomous species we see.
I could channel Samuel L Jackson channeling Clint Eastwood.
"Get these Motherf***ing snakes off my motherf***ing lawn". But we are temperate. We only kill the venomous snakes we see in the yard.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:22 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 10:22 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:23 PM (GD0B3)
― Pablo Neruda
Whoever that is.
https://w.wiki/32oN
Posted by: mindful webworker - so much for March at March 31, 2026 10:00 PM (jrd4M)
Pablo Neruda was the Chilean Communist poet laureate of Chile, well known for his open rhyme poems like the one against Anaconda Copper and United Fruit. He was considered for Salvador Allende's vice president, but demurred as he was dying of cancer when Allende was elected.
Personally I think his poetry sucked, but then I hate Maya Angelou as well, so perhaps I am bigoted.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 10:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)
That artwork up top is very colorful.
Sneks are creepy. No getting around it. There's a reason why generations of females in my family have been avid snake haters...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 31, 2026 10:24 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 10:24 PM (RIvkX)
I would not have bet it all, however.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:24 PM (WONhk)
He probably did but only one every couple of weeks and maybe none at all in the winter. If you have a rat problem, snakes are not the answer.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (xG4kz)
That artwork up top is very colorful.
Sneks are creepy. No getting around it. There's a reason why generations of females in my family have been avid snake haters...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 31, 2026 10:24 PM (vrNzf)
Tell me more about these sneks.
Posted by: zombie sigmund freud at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (guCHD)
Posted by: Weird Al at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
During the last week of senior year in HS, the student council held a kick ass Jeopardy Tournament. It was great fun and lasted the entire week. We had two man teams though.
Me and my buddy won the whole enchilada by crushing Final Jeopardy.
"Name three of the first class of enshrines of the Baseball HOF."
We got to take the rest of the school year off. Big deal - it was noon on our last day.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (cYBz/)
Because that's what you want some grownup Italian dudes in diapers singing to you.
Girls amirite?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: mindful webworker - axe your primate caret phosition at March 31, 2026 10:26 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 10:26 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (rPgxf)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (syAfa)
The lack of a Year Zero with the traditional AD/BC count is a problem for the arithmetic (think Julian date conversions and similar). The standard astronomical dating system sets 1BC as the year 0. So a year of N BC is the year 1 - N.
Now, when you do that, the question of when a century (or decade) begins depends on whether you start at 0 or 1, a classic off by 1 type of thing. It depends on just what convention you want to use.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (GD0B3)
You are really making this a hill to die on, huh?
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: the three legged mule
Or, if in Spandau, do ballet.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 10:28 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Larry at March 31, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 10:28 PM (cYBz/)
I know this much is true.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at March 31, 2026 10:28 PM (t2oSI)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 31, 2026 10:29 PM (PMi3m)
My first thought was that they could have a tie-breaker question but then that could drag on for multiple rounds which the show format can't accommodate.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 10:29 PM (vTZFs)
It's the experts overriding what everyone knows... changing a definition.
It's like when they changed Pluto from a Planet, to something else... why would the beginning of a century not start at... you know... the beginning?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:29 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (syAfa)
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FUN FACT: I once had a three-episode run on Sale of the Century.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 10:29 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
THE Bruce Dickinson?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 10:29 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)
I sometimes wonder if you ever sleep!
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)
LMAO! President Trump’s response to the Kid Rock Army helicopter incident was PERFECT
“I didn't see it, but I'm sure they had a good time!
They probably shouldn't have been doing it, but they like Kid Rock. I like Kid Rock!
Maybe they were trying to defend him!”
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Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth
Thank you @KidRock.
@USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED.
No punishment. No investigation.
Carry on, patriots.
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Sweet, sweet fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (wvc0i)
You know, I'm a sensitive guy. And I didn't take the chicks meals, either!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:22 PM (syAfa)
.....................................
My brother claimed he could smell cottonmouths. Which makes me want to harf and hurl. One would pop up in the lake now and then and he'd laugh at me as I'd raise my feet from the boat.
He once killed a copperhead in a flash, saw it next to my husband where he docked, told him, don't move, and crushed it's head with a large limb. Fearless man. The only snake killer I trust and he's in heaven.
I want them all dead and if they scare me I ask for their murder and my man does it for me. If I am weeding in my gardens they don't have the right to visit me until they pay property taxes. And then must wear bells to warn me if they want to live.
I don't care. It's not like there are not 1 million more waiting for me right now in the yard or extinct.
If one got in the house I guess we'd have to burn it down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (WONhk)
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I think they changed it back already.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (GD0B3)
+++
I had an encounter with a black snake in my yard a few days ago. It coiled up and was shaking it's tail like a rattlesnake. I have read about them doing that. But I had never seen one do it before. I just ran him off with a stick.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 31, 2026 10:31 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2026 10:31 PM (CHHv1)
But with your birth, you start counting at zero, not one. Your first year you age is 0. You don't turn 1 until 1 year after your birth. Your age is the number of integer years you've attained.
With the AD/BC system, there is no Year 0. This would be as if you counted your age as 1 when you were born.
The Romans, with their inclusive counting system, probably thought of things this way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 10:31 PM (w6EFb)
Doof! 'Ettes! 'Rons! Larry!
Actually, fuck you, Larry!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at March 31, 2026 10:31 PM (t2oSI)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:29 PM (mP0Kj)
Exactly. As in the FIRST year. Year 1.
A century ENDS at the (1)00th year. It doesn't BEGIN at the 1(00)th year.
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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FUN FACT: I once had a three-episode run on Sale of the Century.
Posted by: Cicero
Catlin Jenner was on Queen for a Day.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)
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Not the past 2 nights anyway...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
It's the experts overriding what everyone knows... changing a definition.
"That was not 'gain of function' research, Senator!"
-- Anthony "The Sciencs" Fauci
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:32 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 31, 2026 10:32 PM (rPgxf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 10:29 PM (JkO4W)
Ooh. Jim Perry. I liked that show. Did you win a radar range or a Chevy Cavalier?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:32 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
No, sure didn't.
Dickinson interview, you say?
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 10:34 PM (48E6j)
Stealing your food's poison is cool and all, but how about stealing the entire venom-delivery system?
Blue sea dragons, a type of sea slug, eat Portuguese man-o-war. They keep entire nematocysts for self-defense..... venom, stinger, everything.
They also look like real-life Pokemon, or something an AI dreamed up.
https://is.gd/CHS7pZ
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 10:26 PM (98kQX)
I'd be quite dead in there with the rattlesnake den if that happened to me.
I would leave everything and flee if I was not dead.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:34 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:32 PM (syAfa)
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I won a shitload of, well, shit. And I got 1099'd for all of it at some fictional retail value that nobody on Earth ever paid.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 10:34 PM (JkO4W)
If one got in the house I guess we'd have to burn it down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (WONhk)
I've been shot at... shot.. gone up the mast in a major storm... rode motorcycles over 120 MHP... cars over 160... skied double black diamond slopes for decades... walked unafraid (and stupid) through areas of foreign ports I should not have been in... got scars to prove it....
But....
Show me a snake and you will hear me squeal like a little girl.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:34 PM (mP0Kj)
He's quite proud of that, and loves to rub it your face.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 10:35 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
I understand that during the Mission Statement portion of the meeting a number of the Romans became rather agitated at the goings-on.
One of the them was so pissed off he jumped up and hollered "Oh, for Christ's sake!!"
That was uncomfortable for everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: runner
Runny, do you think insistence is tantamount to correctness?
What is the first year of the first century?
Posted by: mindful webworker - this was the year that is at March 31, 2026 10:36 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:36 PM (7D3Aa)
Since he presumably has my ID with BD. It could be done.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)
On the other hand, there was a 3' bull snake that looked like a diamond back on the road, and she just walked up to it and picked it up behind the head and tossed it into the bushes.
I gladly got all the spiders out and taken care of for her.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)
Tomorrow we are supposed to have the manned launch to the moon. Hopefully it doesn't get scrubbed again for the 100th time.
First we'll have the Artemis II tanking.
NASA - SLS Block 1 - Artemis II
Tanking - LC-39B - KSC - Space Affairs Live
Date: April 1, 2026
Time: 7:40 A.M. EDT
https://youtu.be/o6rWxk0aVOc
Laterin the evening will be the launch.
NASA - SLS Block 1 - Artemis II
LC-39B - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Livestream
Launch Date Planned: April 1, 2026 (EDT)
Lift-Off Time: 6:24:00 PM EDT (222400 UTC (April 2, 00:24:00 CEST)
https://youtu.be/_owzmracVDo
Posted by: Joyenz at March 31, 2026 10:37 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: mindful webworker - this was the year that is at March 31, 2026 10:36 PM (jrd4M)
what is the first day of your birthday ?
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:37 PM (GD0B3)
I had a cousin who was 6'6" and 275 and would absolutely lose his sh*t if he walked into a cobweb.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 10:38 PM (vTZFs)
There, now let's stop thinking about numbers. Numbers just make everyone angry.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 10:38 PM (48E6j)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 31, 2026 10:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Rex B at March 31, 2026 10:38 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 10:34 PM (JkO4W)
So sad trombone? And IRS aggravation. I'm glad I don't have a face or personality for TV.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:39 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 31, 2026 10:39 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:29 PM (mP0Kj)
Exactly. As in the FIRST year. Year 1.
A century ENDS at the (1)00th year. It doesn't BEGIN at the 1(00)th year.
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
So Year 1 was... nothing? If BC / AD is delineated by the year Christ was born...
What the heck is Year ONE in? It would not, by your definition be in the First Century... but... how could it still be BC if Christ had been born?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2026 10:31 PM (CHHv1)
This was a worry of mine in college. I'd bring my bike home on the plane (there were boxes for bikes) and ride country roads. I honestly worried they'd wrap themselves in the bike spikes to mess with me. They are out to get me.
I'd lift my legs for this as well (think Butch Cassidy riding bike scene).
I don't know why lifting my legs in boats and on bikes was going to work, but it was what I did. These water snakes are monsters.Huge and ugly.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
https://youtu.be/7zy63bs8hEs
Along with being a highly entertaining interview with the Maiden front man, he also mentions along the way some concoction he formulated to stave off gout. Thought of you on both counts....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 31, 2026 10:39 PM (rPgxf)
Posted by: Quarter Pounder at March 31, 2026 10:40 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2026 10:19 PM (Vvh2V)
He can't be as bad as Bon Jovi!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 10:40 PM (n9ltV)
I told my brother my girlfriend was the square root of -100. A perfect 10, but imaginary. He laughed at the irrational comment.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
25 or 6 to 4
Live at Tanglewood
July 21, 1971
The band is in peak form and Terry Kath's guitar solo is for the ages. It should be noted it is him, a Strat, a Wah-Wah pedal, and an amp. No pedal board, no effects.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 31, 2026 10:41 PM (glnUu)
We base our calendar, for right or wrong, off the birth of Christ.
If you were born on December 25, 1997 (because you're obviously 29), how many years old were you on December 28, 1997? None. Zero years old. On December 28, 0000 Jesus was zero years old. (Yes, I get the whole arbitrary birth date argument).
From December 25, 0000 until December 24, 0000, Jesus was zero years old. On December 25, 0001, Jesus was 1 year old.
There was, in fact, a year zero. Centuries begin on the zeros.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 31, 2026 10:42 PM (C1NyB)
The Dodge Girl. https://tinyurl.com/3v8xf7hb
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 10:43 PM (1A8DP)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 31, 2026 10:43 PM (vrNzf)
Along with being a highly entertaining interview with the Maiden front man, he also mentions along the way some concoction he formulated to stave off gout. Thought of you on both counts....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 31, 2026 10:39 PM (rPgxf)
Oh, yeah, I had forgotten that he did that!
I never got around to watching it when it came out. :B
Thanks a bunch, man, I appreciate it!
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 10:43 PM (tsUau)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:36 PM (7D3Aa)
How are OK sneks? I've been to a rattlesnake roundup in TX. The sneks here taste like catfish. Or chicken, maybe.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 10:43 PM (syAfa)
May you be resting and smiling.
San Franpsycho, this especially applies to you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
When Christ was born is not known. There are a lot of theories, and some interesting astronomical alignments (the meaning of the Star of Bethlehem, just what was it).
The "consensus of experts" is 6 - 4 BC, although the max range is 6 to 1 BC. There was some Star of Bethlehem conjunction theory I really liked that put it 2BC, IIRC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 10:43 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:44 PM (7D3Aa)
Ottawa will sign over all the oil and minerals to China and allow China to sue the province in court.
Posted by: Kindltot
1. Alberta doesn't recognize that court. They're independent.
2. Come get them. China can't do shit.
3. All it takes is one country to recognize their independence and it's game on. That one country would be the US.
Posted by: rickb223
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What happens if Alberta pleas to the US for cover against Canada?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 10:44 PM (ZwdAr)
So, what was the first day of the first century?
Nada, this calendar did not exist then. Which kind of suggests that the trivia question is BS too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
I was more concerned about the Year Zero bug, and all the work we had had to do to fix it. When the world didn't come to an end on 01/01/2000 00:00:00 GMT, I didn't give a damn what century I was in.
Still, I remember the debates over when the third millenium began. Some people got really bent out of shape over it. My feeling is, beginning a century on the zero year is OK, if you accept that the first century AD had only 99 years. Since nobody from that time is still around to complain -- and in fact, nobody from that time had any idea they were living in the first century, since the BC/AD system of numbering years was devised a few centuries later -- I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
That being said, when a question like that comes up on a quiz, it's best to avoid the obvious answer.
Posted by: Nemo at March 31, 2026 10:45 PM (4RPgu)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:45 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:44 PM (7D3Aa)
/Pulls out his Crossbow...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:45 PM (mP0Kj)
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not really, the one about how to boil an egg perfectly was the strangest
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:45 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:39 PM (mP0Kj)
I don't know about that - I wasn't there when Jesus was born. What I do know is that if I'm starting a new numbering system for years, I'm starting with 1, not zero. So the last year of the first century will be 100.
You start yours however you want.
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:46 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:46 PM (hJH5n)
The reason I say this, I was hiking in the desert scrub brush near the Colorado and I “saw” this fricking huuuge diamond back before it consciously registered. It wasn’t there, and then it dissolved into a coiled snake, like a reverse hallucination. It didn’t move a millimeter, but I sure did.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2026 10:47 PM (O5ohZ)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 10:47 PM (BydOW)
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1, 1, 01 if you axe Jeopardy, one year after the actual century began
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:48 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:48 PM (7D3Aa)
So, what was the first day of the first century?
Nada, this calendar did not exist then. Which kind of suggests that the trivia question is BS too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Clearly the first day of the VERY first Century, would have been a Saturday!
Right after God Created Man... on Sunday he rested... On Monday he was hungover and created Womanz....
(yeah, goin straight ta hell for that one)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:48 PM (mP0Kj)
It's been a long and annoying day except for seeing our grandchildren to give them their Easter stuff. They are going on a cruise and leaving Friday.
We could go on the cruise, too, but don't think we'd like the cruise life. I know for sure the plumbing would go out and everyone would get Norovirus if we went. So we say bon voyage and miss them instead.
It's the Norwegian line vs the Congo/Swahili line of Carnival. I also don't want to be on a ship with 3k people I don't know. There are a lot of reasons, but son, DIL and kids love it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)
The Dodge Girl. https://tinyurl.com/3v8xf7hb
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Thankfully you didn't come up with Bryon Noem.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 31, 2026 10:49 PM (glnUu)
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not really, the one about how to boil an egg perfectly was the strangest
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:45 PM (GD0B3)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: The Memorial Day Thread at March 31, 2026 10:49 PM (Pb/8m)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:49 PM (hJH5n)
youtu.be/16UK99SCs84
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 10:43 PM (tsUau
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My pleasure! I love watching that Charismatic voice gal and I knew she liked Bruce/Maiden. However, I hadn't visited her channel in ages so I didn't realize she'd actually interviewed him.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 31, 2026 10:49 PM (rPgxf)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 10:49 PM (1A8DP)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:50 PM (7D3Aa)
She called me up at work convinced there was a "ball o' rattlers" rolling around in the crawl space. she was hysterical.
I told her to call an extermination company and have them come in and look for them.
When I got home all the windows in the house were open and she had her car with a shop vac hose hooked up to her exhaust and running into one of the crawl space vents.
One of the guys that she used to work with suggested it as a joke thinking she would see he was putting her on. Next big mistake, she took him seriously.
Place smelled like a bus station for a week.
Posted by: pawn at March 31, 2026 10:50 PM (qmOsv)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:48 PM (GD0B3)
But there is no year zero.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:50 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:39 PM (mP0Kj)
I don't know about that - I wasn't there when Jesus was born. What I do know is that if I'm starting a new numbering system for years, I'm starting with 1, not zero. So the last year of the first century will be 100.
You start yours however you want.
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:46 PM (QMAsf)
I've worked in too many industries where greater than zero, but less than ONE, was a thing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:51 PM (mP0Kj)
I had a cousin do that and brought shame upon our family.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at March 31, 2026 10:52 PM (zdQuL)
The guy who was leading deserved to lose. He used no strategy in deciding the dollar amount to wager.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2026 10:53 PM (syz1S)
They counted fence posts, not spaces between posts. :-)
Tomorrow would not be 1 day from now, but two. That's how they thought of things.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:48 PM (7D3Aa)
I'll take your word for it!
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)
We base our calendar, for right or wrong, off the birth of Christ.
If you were born on December 25, 1997 (because you're obviously 29), how many years old were you on December 28, 1997? None. Zero years old. On December 28, 0000 Jesus was zero years old. (Yes, I get the whole arbitrary birth date argument).
From December 25, 0000 until December 24, 0000, Jesus was zero years old. On December 25, 0001, Jesus was 1 year old.
There was, in fact, a year zero. Centuries begin on the zeros.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 31, 2026 10:42 PM (C1NyB)
We don’t even know the year Jesus was born. Kinda destroys the argument.
Take a stack of pennies. When you put the first one down, is that zero, or one?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:54 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:55 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: LRob in OK
Did not know that. (Okeene - the name is derived from the last syllables of Cherokee and Cheyenne. How Okie is that!!)
When and where is the cow-chip throwing contest?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at March 31, 2026 10:55 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:50 PM (hJH5n)
2000 is year 0, but two centuries later. 1.1.2000 is a first day of another year 0, two thousand years after the first year 0.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 10:56 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: runner
What is it called when you don't answer a question, but reply with a question?
Posted by: mindful webworker - aboard the U.S.S. Evasion at March 31, 2026 10:56 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2026 10:53 PM (syz1S)
FFS my father would do that shit watching Jeopardy! and it drove me bonkers. “You see, the guy should have bet X to maintain his position, and assuming Y was bet by…”
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:56 PM (hJH5n)
You start yours however you want.
Posted by: Doof
There are one kinds of programmer in the world; those who index their arrays from zero, and those who don't.
Posted by: mikeski counts the fenceposts at March 31, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:57 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 10:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 31, 2026 10:58 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:50 PM (hJH5n)
2000 is year 0, but two centuries later. 1.1.2000 is a first day of another year 0, two thousand years after the first year 0.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 10:56 PM (GD0B3)
Take a stack of pennies. When you set the first one down, do you have zero pennies or one?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:58 PM (hJH5n)
This should be the 20th century. I don't care about the ending, it should begin in the beginning. My way makes more sense.
I also think the entire month of February is dumb with Leap Year confusing things every 4yrs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:58 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:00 PM (ZwdAr)
Yes, and I understand that. The point is, the calendar was started at some point. The years are named, not counted. There is a year zero. It's the first 364 days after the birth of Christ. Theoretically.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 31, 2026 11:00 PM (C1NyB)
https://youtu.be/J-8Eqfn1D3A
Also, sound out my nic....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 31, 2026 11:00 PM (rPgxf)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 31, 2026 10:44 PM (7D3Aa)
/Pulls out his Crossbow...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:45 PM (mP0Kj)
You'd have to be pretty selective to only find one strange thread on the ONT.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 11:00 PM (DwqWV)
I got used to it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:01 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:01 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:56 PM (hJH5n)
heh I'm on your dad's side.
There's a reason the contestants are placing a bet on the last question. The wager is part of the game! If you don't want to take it into account, you should be watching Wheel of Fortune or something.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2026 11:02 PM (syz1S)
The reason I say this, I was hiking in the desert scrub brush near the Colorado and I “saw” this fricking huuuge diamond back before it consciously registered. It wasn’t there, and then it dissolved into a coiled snake, like a reverse hallucination. It didn’t move a millimeter, but I sure did.
Posted by: Common Tater
And since the Good Lord is a good programmer, he's big into code re-use. All the other apes and monkeys react to snakes like that, too.
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 11:02 PM (VHUov)
See the difference between ordinal and cardinal numbers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 11:02 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Knock your shoes out before putting them on.
Shake out the linen before going to bed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:03 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:58 PM (hJH5n)
in Jeopardy world , you don't have pennies until you reach 100 pennies!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2026 11:03 PM (BT3km)
Year One, starring Jack Black and Michael Cera, is a buddy comedy following the adventures of 2 hunter-gatherers who, after being banished from their tribe, encounter Biblical characters and eventually wind up in the city of Sodom. (2009)
Title checks out.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 11:04 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 31, 2026 11:04 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 31, 2026 11:04 PM (XY7MO)
I knew an atheist who insisted Jesus was wrong when he said he would rise on the third day, because he counted Crucifixion Friday as day zero.
No matter how folks tried to explain that Friday was Day 1, Saturday was day 2, and Resurrection Sunday was the third day, he insisted on his numbering system.
I think I'll wander off for a while. I think the stupidity from the Jeopardy contestants is infectious. Like that woman who agreed we need to pay more attention to the Gays of Hormuth.
BBL, probably.
Posted by: mindful webworker - one is the onliest number at March 31, 2026 11:05 PM (jrd4M)
It’s not really a trick question. It isn’t even a math question. t’s a logic question. It’s counting up the centuries, not marking a particular numerical pattern.
My problem with the “question” is that it’s like all questions on Jeopardy. What they call the question is the answer and what they call the answer is the question. Even Trebek slipped up on the game’s terminology here because of that.
It’s about ten percent of why Wheel of Fortune is the better show.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:05 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (xG4kz)
Blank verse for a blank mind, as obsessed with race and social standing as some Boston bluestocking member of the Mayflower Society.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (rdVOm)
Shake out the linen before going to bed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:03 PM (ZwdAr)
Yes sir. Hubby got scorpion stung in the bed our first summer.
Check your bath towels, also. I got stung last year. One of the buggers was in my towel. Ow.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Romeo13
My handy-dandy IBM System/370 Reference Summary (the green card - but not green. Topic for another day) shows hex values for -0 and +0.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (cYBz/)
What are they looking for again?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:01 PM (ZwdAr)
Zero years old.
Also, zero years old.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: runner
What most people celebrate as their first birthday is actually their second....
What most people think of as their 29th is actually their 30th, and they are in the 30th year.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (3ek7K)
I've been shot at... shot.. gone up the mast in a major storm... rode motorcycles over 120 MHP... cars over 160... skied double black diamond slopes for decades... walked unafraid (and stupid) through areas of foreign ports I should not have been in... got scars to prove it....
But....
Show me a snake and you will hear me squeal like a little girl.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 10:34 PM (mP0Kj
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You sound the the man in real life that Robert Duvall was playing in "Secondhand Lions"
Starts at 1:00 https://tinyurl.com/mrbcj5wv
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:08 PM (u6HpF)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 31, 2026 11:08 PM (rPgxf)
Posted by: four seasons
I don't like living like this.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 11:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)
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start of , but yea, on 1st day of 1st birthday , you start year 2
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 31, 2026 11:09 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Doctor - "You'll have to suck the venom out"
Bitee - What did the Dr. say?
Guy who called the Dr. - "He said you're gonna die."
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 31, 2026 11:09 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: stupid, smelly hippy at March 31, 2026 11:09 PM (guCHD)
Until I learned this, I was always confused about how Jesus rose on the third day.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:09 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (glnUu)
Suckers to watch the show.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2026 11:10 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 11:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner
What most people celebrate as their first birthday is actually their second....
What most people think of as their 29th is actually their 30th, and they are in the 30th year.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
I think they used to do something like that in China. Like you were 1 from the moment you were born. I think.
Posted by: The Memorial Day Thread at March 31, 2026 11:10 PM (vwOEY)
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 31, 2026 11:04 PM (C1NyB)
Being dismissive gets you nowhere. Bet your accountant loves you. Years and pennies are the same as they are things. You don’t get to change math and logic because you want to count something differently.
On my first birthday, it was such because I completed my first set of 365 days and when I completed the second set, I turned 2, and so on.
It’s not hard; you just want to reinvent math because “years are different” when, well, they are not. Next you will try to convince me you can in fact divide by zero.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 11:10 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Methos at March 31, 2026 11:10 PM (vSvIl)
There was no zero in Western numbering until the Crusades, long after the establishment of the calendar.
No year zero has been a bugaboo for dendrochronology and absolute dating of specific events, like the eruption of Thera
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:11 PM (syAfa)
Nope. I went to loser-land just like the three contestants, but now I'll know the answer for the next time. Thanks, Doof.
Bedtime now.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 11:11 PM (O7YUW)
The numbering system we currently use for years was established retroactively to establish a distinction of BC/AD. It may or may not tie exactly to the birth of Christ.
Regardless - 1 BC was the year before 1 AD. There was no year zero.
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 11:11 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner
I thought there was a statutory-rape court case based on this, but a quick DDGing didn't find it.
Apocryphally, a guy slept with a girl on the day before her 18th birthday, and argued she was "18 years old" and thus legal at that point.
On the day before your Xth birthday, you've lived in 365.26-times-X days, which is 1-times-X years. So on the day before your 18th birthday, you've "lived 18 years" and are 18 years old. And you're actually 18-years-and-a-day old on your 18th birthday.
I suppose a case like that really just shows that "the law is an ass," in that drawing any line where "you have personal agency only after this date" means there's a nanosecond where you don't have agency, followed by a nanosecond where you do. And your nerves don't fire fast enough for there to have been any change between those two nanoseconds. Nevermind the idea that even a full day would change a person that much. And it doesn't matter if it's having sex, signing a contract, driving a car, getting a job, or whatever "agency" you're gaining. But laws like that have to exist, so they do.
Posted by: mikeski digs out one fencepost at March 31, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)
That's the way we count age. You start at zero. You are not 1 year old until 1 year has passed since your birth. The AD system does not work this way. It starts at 1. This is equivalent to saying you are 1 year old at you birth. The former counts the whole number of years of your age. The latter counts which year of your life you are in.
The AD/BC sequence goes like this:
...2 BC, 1BC, 1AD, 2 AD.... There is no year zero. As I mentioned above the standard Astronomical year convention is to use 1BC as the year zero. 2BC is thus -1, 3BC is -2, etc. It makes the arithmetic work out much nicer when converting between calendar dates and counts of days since epoch (or seconds or whatever).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 11:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:13 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:01 PM (ZwdAr)
In Europe and the Americas, or in Asia? In Asia a baby is born one year old. Same age, just different logic.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 11:13 PM (rbvCR)
Yes. It’s a logic question. How old is the baby in years? Zero. What year is the baby in? Its first.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:13 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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The whole album is a trip. LOL.
Those guys did all of their stuff with computers. Wish I'd been able to go to a concert before Florian died...
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 11:13 PM (rdVOm)
What most people think of as their 29th is actually their 30th, and they are in the 30th year.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Again, this is not a sensible argument. You're twisting speech with facts.
If I'm born February 1,1997 (because I'm 29), this year I'm not celebrating my 29th BIRTHday. I'm celebrating the 29th anniversary of my birth.
Go back to the comment about cardinal and ordinal numbering.
For the first 364 days of your life, you are NOT one year old.
Our calendar is based on the theoretical birth of Jesus.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 31, 2026 11:13 PM (C1NyB)
Also, zero years old.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (C1NyB)
I have never heard people say (baby name here) is zero years old. Might just be me.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 11:14 PM (hJH5n)
Always preferred the Bon Scott era.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:12 PM (GD0B3)
The calendar is perfect, it is orbital mechanics that has it wrong.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:15 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:12 PM (GD0B3)
Every four years except on the 100s unless that year is divisible by four.
2100 will not have a leap year, nor will 2200 or 2300. 2400 will have a leap year.
Going backwards, 2000 had a leap year, but 1900 did not.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 11:16 PM (vwOEY)
>>I have never heard people say (baby name here) is zero years old. Might just be me.
You say, newborn, 1 week old, 1 month old, 6 months, and so on.
I think everyone needs to chill and knock back a Gimlet or two.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:16 PM (XV/Pl)
What most people think of as their 29th is actually their 30th, and they are in the 30th year.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Because we use "birthday" as shorthand for "birthday anniversary." Your first--only--birthday is the day your were born. Your first "birthday anniversary" is a year later. Just like weddings and wedding anniversaries.
Posted by: mikeski throws rice at March 31, 2026 11:17 PM (VHUov)
You have, but not in those words. When a baby is zero years old, people speak in terms of less than a year. They use months.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:17 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 11:17 PM (wVcYX)
Listener submitted questions, if the panel got it wrong they would win prizes. Pretty highbrow stuff often.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2026 11:18 PM (8c30T)
>>I would never consider myself an AC/DC fan. I like them well enough. Hell, part of my teenage music soundtrack. Good party band. But damn, Whole Lotta Rosie is fucking awesome.
They are the blueprint for what a hard rock band should be.
There is a reason they sold over 200 million records and have the 2nd best selling album of all time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 11:18 PM (viF8m)
That is the wrinkle in the astronomical calendar year system. Now, you could use proleptic Gregorian all the way back to time immemorial, but that would mess up historical dates before the Gregorian went into effect. Now, many countries didn't adopt it until much later (looking at you Great Britain). So they decided to used proleptic Julian before Oct 15, 1582, and Gregorian thereafter.
That puts a nasty little discontinuity in there of 10 dates that don't exist. But there's no way around this really.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
That's the only new car I ever knew my parents to buy.
Vinyl floor mats and a huge trunk.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 31, 2026 11:19 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:20 PM (1A8DP)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Just ask! Worst they can do is say no...
I've been lucky. Have gotten "senior discount" without even asking, because my hair turned all white by the time I was
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 11:20 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 11:20 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 11:21 PM (vbXSk)
2100 will not have a leap year, nor will 2200 or 2300. 2400 will have a leap year.
Going backwards, 2000 had a leap year, but 1900 did not.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 11:16 PM (vwOEY)
Did not know this. Had to look it up. Thanks for ensmartening me!
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 11:22 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 11:22 PM (vwOEY)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
Faulty orbital mechanics caused my gigantomastia.
Posted by: Summer Robert, 28-O cups, 55 lbs on my 4' 9" frame at March 31, 2026 11:23 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 11:18 PM (viF8m)
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Maybe in your neck of the woods.
Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at March 31, 2026 11:23 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 11:22 PM (vwOEY)
Ha! Now do fiscal years!!
Posted by: Doof at March 31, 2026 11:23 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)
I recall someone interviewing Angus Young, saying, "you have 12 albums that sound all the same."
Angus replied, "actually we have thirteen albums that all sound the same."
When I said I was not an AC/DC fan, it was more about me not having a lot of their music on vinyl, or CD. But they are a fucking icon in the rock world. I love those fucking guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:24 PM (0aYVJ)
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*turns over all the cards*
Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at March 31, 2026 11:24 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: illiniwek
Venomous!!
Posted by: Wesley at March 31, 2026 11:25 PM (cYBz/)
Those of you trying to invent a year 0 are missing the point. The issue isn't whether there *should be* a year 0. The issue is that the guys who put together our modern calendar *didn't* assign a year 0. It was on the order of a thousand years later before the AD/BC system was widely used.
Posted by: Methos
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What's done can be undone. I say we rejigger this whole system and set ourselves back one year so that the first year of our Lord IS the year 0. The banks and computer systems don't own us, you know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 11:25 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:15 PM
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Buy a cup of coffee at Mickey D's.
When you're done, rinse out the cup and top and keep it in your car.
Next time you want coffee just carry it to the counter and get someone's attention. Tell them you want a free refill on a Senior Coffee and hand them the cup. They will usually do so without question.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 31, 2026 11:26 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:26 PM (GD0B3)
ClaudeCode on the other hand does seem to have been leaked, just not by that asshole.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 11:27 PM (gKWVE)
This was different from the century problem. It was a pattern problem. Programmers were using the final two digits of the 1900s to indicate what part of the 1900s the date was in. When the first two digits failed to be 19, this pattern failed.
Perl had the most interesting and passive aggressive way of handling this. The language’s designers redefined the pattern to be math instead. So that the built in year value went from 99 to 100 rather than from 99 to 00. Which meant that code assuming the original pattern would start showing up as “19100” instead of “1900”.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:27 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 11:25 PM (n7rxJ)
*Gently taps chin with rolled up contract*
Posted by: Your Mortgage Lender at March 31, 2026 11:27 PM (vwOEY)
Time to tweak some Javascript, and have another Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:27 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 11:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 11:20 PM (rdVOm)
I got the senior discount at Ross Dress for Less. That was 10 yeara ago. I didnt look that bad, i didnt think. The teenager at the register asked me if I wanted the senior discount. I said hell yeah.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:29 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 11:29 PM (GD0B3)
400 year Gregorian cycle. This estimates the tropical year as 365.2425 mean solar days. Julian estimated it 365 1/4. Even then, the Hellenistic astronomer who worked out the Julian calendar, Sosigenes of Alexandria, knew that was off a smidge, but figured it was good enough for govt. work.
AS of epoch J2000 the tropical year was 365.24217 mean solar days. That's 365.2421897 ephemeris days.
And the tropical year, on this leg of the current Milankovitch cycle is getting slightly short, and day is getting longer long term. The Gregorian will be off by one day seasonally a little before expected if that all remained constant. We don't have to worry about until around the year 4000 or so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 11:29 PM (w6EFb)
tinyurl.com/juwarerw
Posted by: gKWVE, living like this at March 31, 2026 11:30 PM (gKWVE)
Greetings Everyone - Sorry I'm late - I was busy trying to compose witty and erudite feedback to send in to Varney & Co.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:30 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:30 PM (+r0A9)
Regardless - 1 BC was the year before 1 AD. There was no year zero.
Posted by: Doof
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Dates are an arbitrary naming system that uses numbers, sometimes.
Sometimes math with those names works.
Sometimes it does not.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 11:32 PM (/lPRQ)
So easy, a caveman could do it.
That would make lib's head spin. Heh.
Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 31, 2026 11:32 PM (XY7MO)
tinyurl.com/juwarerw
Posted by: gKWVE, living like this at March 31, 2026 11:30 PM (gKWVE)
When *aren't* the Indians fucking scamming people?
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 11:33 PM (vwOEY)
https://tinyurl.com/3efthza6
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:30 PM (+r0A9)
I remember watching that on late Saturday night TV on 'Creature Feature'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:33 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 11:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)
I recall someone interviewing Angus Young, saying, "you have 12 albums that sound all the same."
Angus replied, "actually we have thirteen albums that all sound the same."
When I said I was not an AC/DC fan, it was more about me not having a lot of their music on vinyl, or CD. But they are a fucking icon in the rock world. I love those fucking guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:24 PM (0aYVJ)
From a guitar player point of view AC/DC is great because you need so minimal gear to reproduce their tone. A gibson guitar, a PAF type pickup, and an old marshall amp. Done, no fancy toys, no crazy effects or processing. Guitar, amp, chord. Done. First real band I was ever in did a shitload of AC/DC, and all I needed was those 3 things, and as time went by and more and more metal bands became popular I found myself needing more and more shit. That AC/DC band was the lightest I ever traveled.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 11:34 PM (snZF9)
The tarantulas are BIG hairy spiders. And those suckers can jump. You wouldn't think it to look at them but I've seen them jump at least four feet.
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 11:34 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 31, 2026 11:34 PM (NYInA)
We are in the year of 2026 when we have completed 2026 we will be in the year if 2027. We measure the portions of that year in days, weeks, and months.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:35 PM (ZwdAr)
I have this movie. It came on a double feature DVD with The Last Man on Earth which vastly outclassed it.
I watched LMoE in May 2020 which was a surreal experience. Unlike Omega Man, Last Man on Earth focuses far more on the panic over the virus coming from the Far East.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:35 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 11:37 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Wasn't the computing year zero == 1977 ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 11:34 PM (pvf3X)
We've seen a few on the property. Not many. They are kinda cool. Spiders never freaked me out like sneks.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:38 PM (syAfa)
I think that was a malfunction of the US 'Star Wars Missile Shield.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 31, 2026 11:34 PM (NYInA)
On a personal level, I and everyone with a birthday late in the year have the same problem. I was born a few days before the Dec 1 cutoff for kindergarten. As a consequence I was always the smallest, youngest in my class and my age doesn't normally correspond to the year meaning most of the year I'm younger than the math would imply.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:38 PM (QGaXH)
When *aren't* the Indians fucking scamming people?
Posted by: Robert
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Hey, a fella's got to sleep sometime.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:38 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 11:39 PM (2JFBE)
The tarantulas are BIG hairy spiders. And those suckers can jump. You wouldn't think it to look at them but I've seen them jump at least four feet.
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 11:34 PM (pvf3X)
And you people think people from here should move THERE??????
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
I have this movie. It came on a double feature DVD with The Last Man on Earth which vastly outclassed it.
I watched LMoE in May 2020 which was a surreal experience. Unlike Omega Man, Last Man on Earth focuses far more on the panic over the virus coming from the Far East.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:35 PM (
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Haven't seen LMoE. It seems like Ray Milland never made any good movies after his oscar win for "The Lost Weekend."
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:40 PM (fKTed)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 11:34 PM (snZF9)
My lifelong friend was a guitarist, and was in a band playing the Vegas club scene in the late 80s. They played some of their own stuff, but laced it with AC/DC and some other bands.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:40 PM (sKqQm)
My husband has mocked me in the past for saving and freezing the remander of tomato paste. Now I currently don't care. Sometimes I also don't recycle stuff I could. Because.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 11:37 PM (Cqx++)
Never.
May the wind be at your back and not through your tree.
I often wonder what NSA decodes from the ONT for their report.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 11:42 PM (WONhk)
--
It all winds up in the same pile or it's shipped to China where they dispose of it by dumping in the ocean.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:43 PM (ZwdAr)
https://youtu.be/9EYPxlW-luw
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 31, 2026 11:43 PM (S/Y4j)
"Every Time I Think of You" is "our" song! I highlight it every year on our anniversary by running a video I made years ago for my blog. Mr. TiFW is the one who picked out the song, which makes it even more special to me 💕💕💕
https://tinyurl.com/OurSongPaulAndTeresaKoch
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 31, 2026 11:44 PM (SRRAx)
I think that was a malfunction of the US 'Star Wars Missile Shield.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)
'On the Beach' (195
was set in Australia. Don't watch it. Everyone dies in the end. Cause was all-out nukler wah. Doesn't go into who started it but the book it's based on apparently fleshes it out more.Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:44 PM (QGaXH)
I was just reviewing the history of the AD system. It was devised by a monk named Dionysius Exiguus in what we call the year 525 AD. The Julian calendar was being used, but the year number was based on the Diocletian era numbering.
He was working out a revised method of Easter computations, and reckoned that was the 525th year since the birth of Christ. He didn't really explain how he came up with that.
Note how neat it made leap years numbers work out, evenly divisible by 4. This is equivalent to making 1BC a leap year, and then 4 AD. There is no evidence he did this on purpose, really, and it could be a happy coincidence.
Imagine how complicated it would be if there were an offset.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb)
*shrug*
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 11:46 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:47 PM (0aYVJ)
Wasn't the computing year zero == 1977 ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)
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The TRS-80, the Commodore Pet 2001, and the Apple Ii all came out in 1977. I can't recall any other year zero. The Y2K problem was that we too often used only a two digit year.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:47 PM (bJSkr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 11:48 PM (snZF9)
It was brought to my attention that the Insurance Companies, in particular, State Farm, have been absolutely horrible to people that have been paying them large Premiums for years, only to find that when tragedy struck, these horrendous Companies were not there to help!
I have asked the Administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, Lee Zeldin, to give me a list of the Companies who acted swiftly, courageously, and bravely in order to make their clients happy and, even more importantly, in order to fulfill their Legal obligations. Likewise, I have asked to see those Companies that were particularly bad. The names of some surprise me, but in the World in which we live, nothing really surprises me! State Farm, and others, should get their act together, and treat people fairly. The Government is looking into this matter as we speak! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:49 PM (ZwdAr)
I was trying to derail the rest of the discussion with numbers and that was what I came up with for annoying me.
I figured I'd spare everyone the discussion of my weirdest SIL, an ex-nun, who once (out of no where) texted me that she had a bleeding groin mole. Thanks be to God without a photo or reason why, but she was in the tub.
I may never be the same.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 11:49 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (ZwdAr)
Metals? yes, mostly
Plastics? meh. Don't bother.
Glass? never.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:47 PM (0aYVJ)
A yuuuge technical breakthrough would be a spray or a solution that you could apply to plastics to 'unzip' the long-chain molecules and break it down into it's basic C and H elements....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
And I knew the question to that one.
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
I was thinking at the hardware level when the clock was set, the programming converted that clock value into a conventional date format and they then kept it simple with two digits for the year.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 11:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
Hmmm, CH4... We could probably find a use for that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:52 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)
You must be new here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:52 PM (0aYVJ)
This thread is the weirdest I've seen here.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)
You must have missed WeirdDave's 'Sex' thread.
That was entertaining.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:53 PM (bss/y)
This thread is the weirdest I've seen here.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)
I know! I love it!
We might get rain this week!!!! It doesn't matter much because then it will go straight back into summer 2mo early.
My daffodils are bleah from the lack of snow and cold weather. I feel a bit stabby about it but it is wut it is.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 11:53 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:54 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
Hmmm, CH4... We could probably find a use for that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:52 PM (bss/y)
I already emit too much of that ....apparently.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:54 PM (QGaXH)
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Ew.
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Tomato paste was a nice try, though! Worked about as well as my techno & Uncle Ted links.
Gah!
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
Put it in a retort, and heat it. It will de-polymerize. Best way to "recycle" plastic? Use it as fuel. It was made from fuel in the first place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 11:55 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (ZwdAr)
There are good ones? My TX homeowners insurance makes me weep. If I lived a somewhere fun, like rhe coast, I d get it. But I live...closer to Austin than I enjoy.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 11:56 PM (syAfa)
Weather app for here says rain expected to end soon.
You dumbshits, it hasn't rained here in months.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 11:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)
You must be new here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 11:52 PM (0aYVJ)
As near as I can tell I've been frequenting these parts about 10 years.
This probably doesn't make the top 100....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
Heat + Oxygen works.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 11:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
You might be thinking of the UNIX epoch..... 1/1/1970 (midnight UTC) is the start point of the UNIX clock, which counts seconds since that point in time.
It's the source of the next sort of "Y2K" problem..... 32-bit systems will run out of seconds and roll over to zero on 1/19/2038.
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 11:57 PM (VHUov)
I was just reviewing the history of the AD system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb)
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Now do the event in October 1582 when Pope Gregory XIII dropped ten days out of the calendar
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:58 PM (1kYfW)
If you enjoy Vincent Price it is worth the watch. It would probably still be a good movie without him but he makes a great demoralized scientist.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:59 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2026 12:00 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:00 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
Put it in a retort, and heat it. It will de-polymerize. Best way to "recycle" plastic? Use it as fuel. It was made from fuel in the first place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 11:55 PM (2JFBE)
I thought of that was his witty retort.....(kidding).
I did think about burning but that has problems with toxins and particles and smoke and ewwww.....at least in California.
Overall I just dislike the idea of putting these 'forever' plastics in a landfill and forgetting about them....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 12:01 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:40 PM (fKTed)
The Thing with Two Heads.
A horror movie, where the source of the Horror is the way the two headed monster argues with itself about racism and discrimination for the entire film.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2026 12:01 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (ZwdAr)
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Consumer Reports does ratings of dozens of insurance companies every year or two. You might find it at your local library. The heavily advertised Progressive is one of the lowest rated; sorry, Flo.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 12:03 AM (ZJRmG)
Windows NT epoch is Jan 1, 1601. The first date of the first full Gregorian 400 year cycle. The system clock counts 100 ns (1/10 of microsecond) intervals since then.
To start on the first day of a 400 year Gregorian cycle makes the arithmetic a bit nicer to convert back and forth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:58 PM (1kYfW)
He dropped the sanity clause outta his a-contract too?
Posted by: Otis B. Driftwood at April 01, 2026 12:06 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 12:08 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 12:08 AM (VVQO9)
That was to correct the seasonal drift in the Julian calendar to make the mean equinox fall on Mar. 21 (this date is the official ecclesiastical equinox for Easter purposes, not the actual astronomical event).
The Julian calendar overestimates the tropical year, and the drift works out to about 3 days per 400 years. The equinox had drifted about 10 days earlier by that time.
And note they were correcting it back to the equinox of the First Council of Nicaea (325 AD), not all the way back to the start of the Julian calendar -- this has caused some confusion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2026 12:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 12:08 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 01, 2026 12:09 AM (Sco7b)
Pelosi Says Trump and Republicans May Hack Into Voting Machines to Rig Vote Count in 2026 Midterm Elections
I thought Nasty was adamant that 'hacking' an election was not possible when such was questioned in 2020.
And now it is just a matter of somebody (else) bothering to do it?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2026 12:11 AM (/lPRQ)
Overall I just dislike the idea of putting these 'forever' plastics in a landfill and forgetting about them....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 01, 2026 12:01 AM (QGaXH)
Polyethylene, which makes up the vast bulk of throwaway plastics, is just carbon and hydrogen. In free air, it burns sooty because it consumes all the oxygen in the air immediately in contact with the burning surface. Fuel oil burns sooty for the same reason. Burn it in a closed vessels, with forced air, and it burns clean.
The plastic you don't want to burn is PVC (vinyl) because it contains chlorine, and burning releases choking phosgene gas, COCl2, which is nasty. But an incinerator equipped with heavy-duty scrubbers should handle it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:14 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 12:16 AM (ZwdAr)
And on a news network was a Jardianz (sp?) commercial. I wonder if you can pay more to be guaranteed NOT to have swelling between testicles and the anus.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 01, 2026 12:16 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
There have been a few SF stories that envision what happens when the plastic dissolver breaks containment and gets loose in the world. It is not pretty.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2026 12:17 AM (JjVZx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:19 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Why doesn't Sloppy Choppers just shuffle off and suck the great big cock in the sky already? Bitch.
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at April 01, 2026 12:21 AM (lQp5O)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 12:16 AM (ZwdAr)
Always been on the Glowball Warming bandwagon, too. So all their testing is tainted by how much they think Product X will "destroy the planet".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:21 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Stateless
'taint an option...
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at April 01, 2026 12:22 AM (jiBv5)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Why doesn't Sloppy Choppers just shuffle off and suck the great big cock in the sky already? Bitch.
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at April 01, 2026 12:21 AM (lQp5O)
I would rather she be sucking the barbed one in hell's basement.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 12:25 AM (snZF9)
And now it is just a matter of somebody (else) bothering to do it?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Trump cut them off at the pass. The USPS will not process a mailed ballot without a barcode which has to match the voter ID.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 12:26 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 12:26 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Desinex at April 01, 2026 12:26 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 12:16 AM (ZwdAr)
They went full retard pushing Obamacare . They can eat a bigly bag of you know what.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 12:27 AM (syAfa)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at April 01, 2026 12:27 AM (jiBv5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:19 AM (2JFBE)
Still, enjoy your family.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 01, 2026 12:27 AM (Sco7b)
Day Old News -
Pelosi Says Trump and Republicans May Hack Into Voting Machines to Rig Vote Count in 2026 Midterm Elections
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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I'm glad to hear that; it appears she's anticipating disaster.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2026 12:27 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 12:16 AM (ZwdAr)
They went full retard pushing Obamacare . They can eat a bigly bag of you know what.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 12:27 AM (syAfa)
Yup. There is a dude on you tube. His channel is called project farm. This guys tests everything under the sun, and in the most frigging scientific way I ever saw. He leaves nothing out and misses nothing, and conducts his tests in ways that pretty much eliminate any variables. I just watch him if I want to know whats worth a shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 12:31 AM (snZF9)
how did all three dum dums miss final jeopardy AND fuck up the betting?
Posted by: Cock of the Walk
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Well, #2 and 3 had to bet everything considering how much of a lead #1 had. Why he bet it all is another matter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2026 12:31 AM (n7rxJ)
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Democrats; all projection, all of the time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2026 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oWeRSQmfAM
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 12:35 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at April 01, 2026 12:36 AM (jiBv5)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 12:26 AM (snZF9)
Congrats on your purchase. I know Jack about Harleys. But Mrs Bers is your treasure. It was nice meeting her in Corsicana.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 12:37 AM (syAfa)
https://tinyurl.com/3efthza6
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 11:30 PM (+r0A9)
I always found it interesting that Jean Hagen - who usually played frumpy housewives - played the part of Lena Lamont in "Singing' In The Rain".
She was an absolute hoot!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 01, 2026 12:39 AM (SRRAx)
Consumer Reports is no longer trustworthy, it hasn't been for years. They are one part bias and one part bought and paid for.
They went full retard pushing Obamacare . They can eat a bigly bag of you know what.
They came out for "single payer" 30+ years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2026 12:39 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2026 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
Mike, here is a bascule bridge for you, which we drove over tonight. Actually had to wait for it to lower, as a tug and barge were transiting the channel. We were too far away from it to see the action. It is a very pretty bridge:
https://www.pcl.com/ca/en/our-work/johnson-street-bridge
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:39 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 01, 2026 12:39 AM (Vvh2V)
Speaking of equinoxes and calendars and Easter. Today, April 1, is the full moon, the first full Moon of astronomical spring. In the Injun moon naming system, which we colonists culturally appropriated (and made logical), this is the Pink Moon. It's also the Paschal Moon, the one that sets the date of Easter. Passover also begins.
Besides correcting the solar part, the Gregorian reform also corrected the lunar calendar, so the calculated full Moon corresponds to the astronomical one pretty closely, and will for some time.
The Orthodox churches still use the Julian calendar and the older lunar calendar. The full Moon there has drifted a few days from the astronomical event.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2026 12:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 01, 2026 12:41 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at April 01, 2026 12:42 AM (jiBv5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:42 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 12:43 AM (syAfa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2026 12:16 AM (ZwdAr)
I haven't looked at one in a long time. Is it usable as emergency toilet paper?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2026 12:44 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:46 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
It's no Charmin. On the plus side, the librarian gets pissed when you give it back afterwards.
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at April 01, 2026 12:46 AM (jiBv5)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)
Artemis II tanking decision should be around 7:45AM this morning.
I'm gonna bet they're gonna have another H2 leak, which will scrub it for today.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 01, 2026 12:51 AM (w6EFb)
Mike, here is a bascule bridge for you,
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Very interesting. I've been thinking about building an O guage model for a couple of years. The bridge that you linked to has an interesting history:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_Street_Bridge
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2026 12:52 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2026 12:39 AM (
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I agree that CR endorses Leftist policies. But I haven't seen any evidence that their objective ratings are biased or paid for. I'm open to new information.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 12:53 AM (g6bbw)
Posted by: wth
Has it sunk yet?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2026 12:55 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: wth
I'm betting this will be the episode where they find Captain Kidd's gold, wrapped in the lost plays of Shakespeare, inside the cargo bay of a UFO.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2026 12:59 AM (JjVZx)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 12:59 AM (syAfa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 12:42 AM (2JFBE)
Its a heritage springer softail. I don't think they made a lot of them, because you never really see them. They are the closest thing styling wise to a 1948 panhead. Put it this way, I only ever saw one in the shop. Seen some on the road here and there over the years, but only had one come in the shop. I worked on 3 since the late 90's. I have a regular springer softail, but they are more like what a chopped panhead would look like with the 21" front wheel and smaller fenders. The heritage springer has real old world styling with the full fenders and fatter front tire. The springer front end just looks great. They stopped making springer softails in 2006.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 01:00 AM (snZF9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oWeRSQmfAM
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 12:35 AM (
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Project farm: I watched it and bought the Power Speed vacuum that's third on his list. Amazon just delivered it today; it awaits the unboxing.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 01:01 AM (tLVLK)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk
I had a '96 Saturn SL2, bought new. Drove it cross-country. As I recall, there was a problem with the alternator, or something, which was fixed under warranty. Other than cabin noise, shitty turn radius, and meh A/C, it drove great. My 5'8/160# carcass fit easily into the seat and it had an amazing amount of low-end torque.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 01, 2026 01:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 01, 2026 12:59 AM (syAfa)
But can you get them in the 128-roll packaging?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2026 01:02 AM (JjVZx)
>>I would never consider myself an AC/DC fan. I like them well enough. Hell, part of my teenage music soundtrack. Good party band. But damn, Whole Lotta Rosie is fucking awesome.
They are the blueprint for what a hard rock band should be.
There is a reason they sold over 200 million records and have the 2nd best selling album of all time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
They were a popular band with Bon Scott. They took off in the stratosphere with Brian Johnson. Would they have done that had Bon Scott not drunk himself to death? Maybe. Sometimes a band lurks around popularity for years and then turn into the biggest thing ever, overnight. The music industry is a fickle bitch.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2026 01:04 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2026 01:06 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 01, 2026 12:41 AM (KAi1n)
The trick to get that tone is use older non master volume marshal amps and plug into the low input and use a boss overdrive pedal. Or use a 2203 100 watt, or 2204 50 watt master model with the over drive. Priest used the old 4 input non master volume heads. Thats how they did it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 01:09 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: wth
I'm betting this will be the episode where they find Captain Kidd's gold, wrapped in the lost plays of Shakespeare, inside the cargo bay of a UFO.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2026 12:59 AM (JjVZx)
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I'm just amazed that the show has gone on so long. They found some trinkets, but no pot of gold.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 01:09 AM (/Ae+Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 01:11 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2026 01:06 AM (sAmhv)i
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I can't get speech to text to work. Need a little help typing after my medical problems
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 01:11 AM (/Ae+Q)
Posted by: wth
I'm betting this will be the episode where they find Captain Kidd's gold, wrapped in the lost plays of Shakespeare, inside the cargo bay of a UFO.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2026 12:59 AM (JjVZx)
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I'm just amazed that the show has gone on so long. They found some trinkets, but no pot of gold.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 01:09 AM (/Ae+Q
Bobby Dazzlers!
Posted by: Bobby Dazzler at April 01, 2026 01:11 AM (guCHD)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 01:01 AM (tLVLK)
Is that dude insane or what? His testing is off the chart.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 01:11 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 01:15 AM (1A8DP)
It's now April 1 here in the World's Finest Time Zone (albeit Daylight Saving adjusted). Call it 11pm instead.
Thirty-two years ago, as the clock turned over from March to April, our little family of five completed our journey in the old Suburban, moving from Chicago to Oklahoma, where we began our new life.
It was a rough transition, preceded and followed by some less-than-optimal choices, but we've never regretted leaving the Windy City behind. It was MiladyJo's birthplace; she had family there (now almost all gone or like us moved away) and with her family's support and her city wisdom, we had a pretty good fourteen years there, but the kids were becoming teens and it was 'way past time to go rural and red state.
Lots of changes in 32 years, but still happy to be here.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Oklahoma Heaven at April 01, 2026 01:15 AM (jrd4M)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 01, 2026 01:17 AM (I7nrW)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Oklahoma Heaven at April 01, 2026 01:15 AM (jrd4M)
Wise choice, Mindful!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 01:17 AM (2JFBE)
Nada, this calendar did not exist then. Which kind of suggests that the trivia question is BS too.
The first day of the first century was January 1 in the first year of our Lord, i.e. 1 AD, when Jesus was possibly about four years old (the start of the Christian Era was misdated by as much as 4 years). This is true whether or not anyone knew it or not. It is like saying Solomon’s Temple fell in 586 BC. How did they know it was BC? They didn’t, but that is when it fell.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 01, 2026 01:18 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 01:19 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 01, 2026 01:21 AM (0nHVk)
Hung out a shingle as a Y2K consultant. Made BANK!
Posted by: buddhaha at April 01, 2026 01:22 AM (nwB28)
I still have the old thing. Wonder if it will boot up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 01:31 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
My parents were all freaked out too. I told Dad to set his VCR for 12/31/99 and then wait one minute, so see if it blew up. LOL!
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2026 01:35 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 01, 2026 01:40 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2026 01:40 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I had to have one in this life.
Well, marrying MiladyJo. That's two.
Clocking out now. Plenty of April Foolishness ahead.
https://youtu.be/qR6U6q2Y230
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - seems like a dream now it was so long ago at April 01, 2026 01:41 AM (jrd4M)
DJT
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2026 01:47 AM (2JFBE)
Tuesday Cafe
The Cassidy Arch at Capitol Reef National Park (UT),
so-called because it is near one of Butch Cassidy's hide-outs
Puppy eating watermelon.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/Qq7CvCoZBl
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)
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Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:34 PM (w6EFb)
The alpaca was Paul
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 07:34 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:35 PM (aTgV0)
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Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 07:36 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 07:36 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 07:36 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (viF8m)
Because they already found them there:
https://tinyurl.com/56hj7kdp
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:37 PM (2JFBE)
China’s started using anti fatigue laser lights on some highways to keep drivers alert at night.
And with just a small angle adjustment, drivers with too low of a social credit score can be eliminated.
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 07:37 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Primus at March 31, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)
Everything about China is bullshit. Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 07:38 PM (MIIRH)
I applaud the people who made the effort and saved the doggie. Kudos!!
The statue, on the other hand, is retarded.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2026 07:38 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:39 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 07:36 PM
I do.
Posted by: Paolo at March 31, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
Shocking !
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 31, 2026 07:40 PM (tkW8W)
Microsoft then hired the top 10 "winners".
True story!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 31, 2026 07:40 PM (tkW8W)
You have a point there! But if you wear a hat, it won't show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:44 PM (2JFBE)
thanks, I fixed it. it should work now.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 07:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 07:44 PM (1wjle)
Thank you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:45 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2026 07:46 PM (zYpTz)
And then the lunatic who posted that embeds a "Sound On" logo in the clip. lol
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2026 07:46 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:47 PM (0aYVJ)
>>https://tinyurl.com/56hj7kdp
Exactly. And don't forget Godzilla and Cthulhu. Obviously aliens.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)
Fuck you, you pinko commie scum!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 07:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:46 PM (GD0B3)
Sprinkle on salt and pepper. It's good. Learned that from Dad and Grandpa. They did the same thing with cantaloup and termaters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:49 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2026 07:51 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:44 PM (2JFBE)
*snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2026 07:51 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:49 PM (0aYVJ)
you crazy
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 07:53 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 07:54 PM (oEMAv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2026 07:54 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)
Microsoft then hired the top 10 "winners".
True story!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)
And they improved the usability of Microsoft Windows.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 31, 2026 07:55 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)
Ugh.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2026 07:56 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)
hm...do a genetics test, Scottish don't do flavors. or fruit!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 07:54 PM (oEMAv)
Dad had kin in Corvallis. Neat little city. Me and my brother and cousins saw Return of the Jedi in the theater there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:57 PM (0aYVJ)
I was just looking at the Artemis countdown timeline. NASA will stream this on their Youtube channel. Other streamers will likely being doing their feeds as well. Anyway, the main broadcast beings at 12:50 PM.
Tanking operations, if they're a go, will start around 7:45AM, and they may stream some of that, but it will be boring, unless something explodes.
Crew will head to the pad around 1:45PM. Blastoff will be at 6:45PM. Well, that's the scheduled time. There will be a delay, I'm sure. Launch window is 2 hours, so they've got until 8:45PM.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:58 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:58 PM (w6EFb)
Gordo.
Gordo, I have to urinate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2026 08:00 PM (gm9Sb)
He can now vote and join the military.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 08:01 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 08:02 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (viF8m
That is where the mermaids are, duh!
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 08:02 PM (Wmg4n)
Never liked watermelon. Sugary water. meh
Posted by: runner
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And gritty. And full of seeds. Meh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 08:04 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (viF8m
I thought that was covered in the documentary "The Abyss."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 08:04 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 07:54 PM (oEMAv)
Dad had kin in Corvallis. Neat little city. Me and my brother and cousins saw Return of the Jedi in the theater there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:57 PM (0aYVJ)
That's where they have the Oregon State Fair and they used to have horse racing. It is where the only facts of life talk I got from my 'ol man was made true. Laying his hand on my shoulder and looking me in the eye, he said, "Dio, don't ever gamble. You'll lose."
He was right.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 08:06 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
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They are master debaters in their own minds. Wankers in other words.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:06 PM (E4rtv)
That's what the space diapers are for. I'm not even going to look at how much those cost....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:08 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Peg Leg Pirate at March 31, 2026 08:09 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb)
For you and me, $12.95 a dozen at Krogers. For NASA, $49.99 each.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 08:09 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Peg Leg Pirate at March 31, 2026 08:09 PM (Q+gd/)
Tubi has Catnado.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Get your mind out the gutter! at March 31, 2026 08:11 PM (TbWk/)
tinyurl.com/3h9rarab
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:12 PM (gKWVE)
I've looked. A lot. I think that one is fake.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 08
Well shoot.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 08:13 PM (Wmg4n)
He was right.
Posted by: Diogenes
I never gambled much but I won when I went to the horse track betting on straight win place and show tickets. All well less than $50 bucks. Horse racing was the only time I spent an afternoon winning consistently (hit eight out of 12 races in the money). And $2 buck tickets added up to less than $25 dollars for twelve races. Probably won about double the amount I bet that day.
Vegas on a TDY to Nellis AFB, I lost about thirty bucks--a bit on slots, a bit on black jack, a bit on roulette back in the early 90's. Enough to say I did it. Dog track I would go with friends, get a few beers, and spend about $20 bucks for an evening including refreshments. Rarely won on those two buck tickets.
Never been cared enough anymore to gamble after my youth.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:13 PM (E4rtv)
The ones NASA buys are full of Tang.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 08:14 PM (Riz8t)
used to camp there every year, really miss it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:14 PM (ZxPkt)
I've looked. A lot. I think that one is fake.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 08
Well shoot.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 08:13 PM (Wmg4n)
That's our job!
Posted by: Seal.Team (insert number here) at March 31, 2026 08:14 PM (2WIwB)
The worst are these podcast/live feed volume controls. Also, Rumble has a shit GUI including their stupid volume bar.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 08:14 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 08:15 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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A good rheumatologist can make a difference in your life. Sometimes though you have to sort through the crappy ones first.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 08:15 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)
Mangos are related to poison ivy and poison oak, and contain urushiol, the substance that causes irritation, rash and itching. So if you have a sensitivity or an allergy you can get what is essentially a case of poison ivy in your mouth and throat from eating mango.
Posted by: Benadryl mouthwash don't cut it at March 31, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/)
Easier than making my marinara or meat sauces for pasta as I didn't have to cook the meat in the first place.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Punctuation makes all the difference at March 31, 2026 08:18 PM (TbWk/)
Never been cared enough anymore to gamble after my youth.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:13 PM (E4rtv)
When I was working at the NTC I'd fly in and out of Vegas. Never really gambled (thanks to my 'ol man's talk) but I did score $20 on the airport slots once. I laughed and bought a beer and a shitty airport sammich.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 08:19 PM (2WIwB)
And that the USA has had a decline in being a free country because the orange bad man is orange. and bad.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:19 PM (gKWVE)
used to camp there every year, really miss it
Posted by: Don Black
We like Canyon Lands too. Not that many hordes of ugly tourists.
BONUS: Thanks to Trump foreigners will have to pay out the ass to enter our national parks starting immediately.
It's going to cost The Chang's $300 a head.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 08:20 PM (abIsI)
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38m
Kari Lake just won in court.
All those layoffs.
Permanent.
Bye Bye Bye
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 07:57 PM (0aYVJ)
We'd go to Corvallis if we wanted to see some classy stuff. Otherwise we went to Salem
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 08:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:39 PM (aTgV0)
Can affirm.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:20 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Winona at March 31, 2026 08:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2026 08:00 PM (gm9Sb)
Kaiser rolls? Parker house rolls? This is important.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 08:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Never been back to Vegas as I really did not care that much about it when I went there. Rode around, saw the sights of Vegas in the early 90's and bet a little at two casinos. No interesting shows were in town so I skipped that as well.
Like Phoenix and AZ better if I have to go to the desert. A lot cheaper too.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 08:04 PM (n7rxJ)
I like watermelons but I hate the texture, so I run the flesh through the blender to make juice.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 08:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 08:23 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 08:06 PM (2WIwB)
State fairgrounds are in Salem, but your dad was right about gambling on the horses.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR)
Spain's shift to "renewable" or "clean" energy has meant that its energy prices ain't so bad. Because they don't rely on Gulf LNG like a lot of Europe.
Their energy bills might be high, but they won't be shockingly high. Also Spain has a lot of empty land with sunlight; it's comparable to the high plains of the US.
Solar makes sense there, maybe wind too. Not Germany so much.
This explains why Spain doesn't care about the war and is free to thumb its nose at the US. Also maybe explains why Trump is shaming Britain and France to step up (and probably should shame Germany), and can't touch Spain.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)
tinyurl.com/3h9rarab
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:12 PM (gKWVE)
Thanks. I've never heard of her, but was reserving any feelings about it either way, assuming she was a normal "journalist." I suppose now she understands what we're up against.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2026 08:26 PM (zYpTz)
That will be most amusing.
What case? Also, will Jackson recognize him?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 08:26 PM (Riz8t)
This explains why Spain doesn't care about the war and is free to thumb its nose at the US. Also maybe explains why Trump is shaming Britain and France to step up (and probably should shame Germany), and can't touch Spain.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)
Now tell me again why Spain, Portugal and parts of Southern France went dark last year.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 08:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 08:27 PM (rbvCR)
Did they hire the Texas ERCOT board from 2021 to run things?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:29 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Kindltot
In Spain's case it's because they blew up a bunch of flood-control and hydropower dams, IIRC.
And then they were mystified when they had a bunch of flooding.
Climate change they say it was
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 08:29 PM (a+4eV)
I luv the Fed Judge who said Trump has to keep funding NPR... I guess freedom of speech means the Government has to pay for it.
So... when do I get my government paid for gun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 08:30 PM (mP0Kj)
Gas powered turbines have "momentum", so when they run out of fuel they take awhile to spin down. If the solar is out and there isn't spare battery power, the power goes out right away.
to answer Kindltot.
Same happened in Texas under Abbott (TX got better).
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:30 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 31, 2026 08:30 PM (nz1sK)
"U.S. President Donald Trump will give an address to the nation to provide an important update on Iran at 9 pm ET tomorrow, White House says."
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 08:31 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)
If you are going on clean power, why destroy your clean power source?
That is German levels of bullheaded stupidity (the krauts had all the nuclear power they could want and threw it away)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:31 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 08:33 PM (3uBP9)
used to camp there every year, really miss it
Posted by: Don Black
We like Canyon Lands too. Not that many hordes of ugly tourists.
BONUS: Thanks to Trump foreigners will have to pay out the ass to enter our national parks starting immediately.
It's going to cost The Chang's $300 a head.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 08:20 PM (abIsI)
Capitol Reef is on my bucket list. I think that is the only Utah NP I haven't visited.
The Chinese tour buses in Zion. That was wild. We focused on the backcountry so not an issue. But we came through the tunnel one day Aren't they closing Hwy 9 and the tunnel to tour buses and motor homes? Did that happen yet?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 08:33 PM (syAfa)
What case? Also, will Jackson recognize him?
Posted by: Archimedes
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Birthright citizenship. He'll probably kibbitz via Truth Social the whole time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 08:34 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: banana Dream
"Kangaroos are just T-Rex Deer" meme goes here.
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Well, I'm not actually 29.
Posted by: that volume control at March 31, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2026 08:36 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Rick James & Linda Blair at March 31, 2026 08:36 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)
Lord, let it be so!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2026 08:38 PM (zYpTz)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 08:38 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 08:33 PM (syAfa)
I live 2 hours from Yosemite... got the Free Vet Pass thing, and used to go up a few times each summer to hike and bike around the park.
Have not been in the last few years because it is so overrun with Foreign Tourists, that I would have to get reservations, or have a hotel room, to even get into the park.
So, yeah, our Tax payer funded National Park was catering to Foreigners, not us Citizens.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 08:38 PM (mP0Kj)
So... when do I get my government paid for gun?
Posted by: Romeo13
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That federal judge made a moot ruling as Congress already defunded NPR and PBS. His ruling was over the executive order that Trump issued. DoJ might still appeal the ruling as it was essentially mooted by congressional action.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:38 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 08:39 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Kindltot
I was going to guess muslim maintenance crews and it was allah's will.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:40 PM (Sco7b)
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Hereabouts we have a salmander called a Hellbender. They are large. Not sure what a vid would look like.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 08:42 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: gKWVE
For a more sobering appraisal,
"Spain's solar sector faces a dual crisis of oversupply and grid instability, characterized by severe economic losses for developers and a catastrophic grid failure in April 2025. Overproduction has driven wholesale electricity prices to zero or negative levels for significant portions of the day, causing project valuations to plummet from €200,000 to as low as €28,000 per megawatt. Simultaneously, the April 28, 2025 blackout, which plunged 55 million people in Spain and Portugal into darkness, exposed vulnerabilities in the grid's ability to handle high renewable penetration without sufficient inertia."
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)
Key issues driving these problems include:
Grid Inertia Deficit: The heavy reliance on solar and wind, which use grid-following inverters, left the system without the physical inertia needed to stabilize frequency, causing cascading failures when generation was lost.
Curtailment and Financial Loss: Grid operator Red Eléctrica has issued curtailment orders to shut down solar plants during peak production, often without compensation, while limited export capacity to France prevents the surplus from being sold abroad.
Regulatory and Bureaucratic Barriers: Slow permitting processes and a lack of regulated markets for ancillary services like voltage control have stalled the deployment of necessary battery storage, which is critical for managing the energy glut.
Legacy Policy Risks: The industry still grapples with the long-term impact of the "sun tax" and retroactive subsidy cuts from the 2008-2012 era, which created lasting distrust among investors and homeowners.
While the government aims to double solar capacity to 76GW by 2030, the sector is currently in a "freefall" with a forecasted slowdown in new projects for 2026.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:12 PM (gKWVE)
Poor things. As a retired FGO I find it impossible to get work above grunt level, because I am not "networked". And I am supposed to feel sorry for you?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 08:45 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 08:46 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 08:38 PM (mP0Kj)
So long as they are here legally, on tourist (or student, perhaps) visas...what's the problem? I go visit the equivalents in other countries...
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 08:47 PM (hJH5n)
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there'd be a shortage of sand" -- Milton Friedman
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:38 PM (ZxPkt)
Yeah. Around the visitors center is touristy hell. We did the Avoid People trip to Zion. La Verkin Creek in that part of Zion off of I 15. We hiked to a waterfall that was cool. Went 24 hrs without seeing another soul.
Campsite 2 on the West Rim trail is pretty awesome. The West Rim trail hike was great. We did Angel's Landing years ago. So didn't fuss with a permit for that.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 08:48 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: gKWVE
For a more sobering appraisal,
"Spain's solar sector faces a dual crisis of oversupply and grid instability, characterized by severe economic losses for developers and a catastrophic grid failure in April 2025. Overproduction has driven wholesale electricity prices to zero or negative levels for significant portions of the day, causing project valuations to plummet from €200,000 to as low as €28,000 per megawatt. Simultaneously, the April 28, 2025 blackout, which plunged 55 million people in Spain and Portugal into darkness, exposed vulnerabilities in the grid's ability to handle high renewable penetration without sufficient inertia."
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)
You wanna bet Spain just might be buying French nuclear power? And Germany?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 08:49 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)
Spain's shift to "renewable" or "clean" energy has meant that its energy prices ain't so bad. Because they don't rely on Gulf LNG like a lot of Europe.
Their energy bills might be high, but they won't be shockingly high. Also Spain has a lot of empty land with sunlight; it's comparable to the high plains of the US.
Solar makes sense there, maybe wind too. Not Germany so much.
This explains why Spain doesn't care about the war and is free to thumb its nose at the US. Also maybe explains why Trump is shaming Britain and France to step up (and probably should shame Germany), and can't touch Spain.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)
Spain is thumbing its nose at the U.S. because it has a Far Left government. Nothing else matters.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 08:51 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:51 PM (gKWVE)
That will be most amusing.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)
Thanks for the heads-up. Amusing will turn-out to be an understatement.
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 08:52 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Stateless
Grid instability caused (you see this on a small scale as well in installs if one part of the solar array is generating more power than another part (shaded, dirty, whatever), the whole system then defaults (unless you have micro inverters for every several panels) to a lower energy output.
In a large grid, variable power supplies like solar or wind need substantial backup to keep the grid stable, avoid voltage spikes or sags, and to keep the frequency (50 hz IRRC in Euroland) from deviating. That means you need power sources that can spin up immediately when the power from variable sources start dropping (and some means of dumping excess power which is a bit easier). That means usually natural gas generators as battery storage is insufficient in Spain at this time to do it. Nukes, coal, and I think oil, generators take a fair chunk of time to come online.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:52 PM (E4rtv)
One thing that struck me about Zion was all the opportunities to fall to your death.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 08:53 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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So far left they are about to fall off the edge.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:53 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Dunno. I think the French themselves have not been building much and the Germans now are a big customer of French nuke power after shutting down their own and cutting off their gas supplies from Russki land.
I think large arrays of either solar or wind are a mistake versus smaller scale backup units at homes where it could serve as redundancy for the main grid without causing as much problems with instability.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
127 Hours
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Gref
Bonus points if he yells at Justice Action Jackson that she lies during the arguments.
I think Trump is well disgusted as he should be by our court system and Justices, some that he appointed, refusing to stop their colleague hacks in black appointed by Dems from going YOLO with the law.
But Trump! is never a legal argument by the Left worth a bucket of warm piss.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 08:51 PM (gKWVE)
The nipple placement is still hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 08:57 PM (zZu0s)
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Some bodies are going to feel the burn.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:58 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Grids are fickle things and lack of heat or cooling can cause a lot of deaths as our housing and our lifestyles are not congruent anymore with third world conditions.
Grids work best with a solid baseline power--that means, nukes, coal, or oil with some reserve spin up plants (usually nat gas powered).
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (viF8m
I thought that was covered in the documentary "The Abyss."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 08:04 PM (0aYVJ)
And Sphere. I didn't like the movie.
The following is a spoiler but it's so old I'm making the command decision a spoiler is ok.
So in Crichton's book of the same name that it was based on at the end he uses the neat literary device of the untrustworthy narrator. Based on how the end is narrated and the dialog between the main characters coming up to the surface you know that the chick character has accessed the sphere and is now controlling everything, every aspect of reality. Everything on earth, humanity, all of that portion of the universe is now screwed. Because the woman is mental. And really, no one could have that ability and not screw everything up. But definitely not her. But the movie erases all of that.
At the end of the movie it's all great, no one has the power, lets just tie it all up with a nice little bow. - FIN -
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 09:00 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:01 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 08:53 PM (VWtfl)
Someone died while we were backpacking. He was rappelling into a canyon and it went wrong. We do not have the technical skills to do that sort of thing solo. We just backpacked. We hired a shuttle to take us to the trailhead. He took our picture just in case we died and help was needed identifying us. That was sobering. But we had an awesome time.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 09:03 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 09:04 PM (3uBP9)
"U.S. President Donald Trump will give an address to the nation to provide an important update on Iran at 9 pm ET tomorrow, White House says."
Posted by: runner
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I'm surprised he's planning that far ahead considering how fast things are moving.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 31, 2026 09:04 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 09:05 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Gref
Bonus points if he yells at Justice Action Jackson that she lies during the arguments.
I think Trump is well disgusted as he should be by our court system and Justices, some that he appointed, refusing to stop their colleague hacks in black appointed by Dems from going YOLO with the law.
But Trump! is never a legal argument by the Left worth a bucket of warm piss.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 08:56 PM (E4rtv)
I expect every constitutional law 'expert' the Leftist Media can hire by 5 AM ET tomorrow will say these scripted words: "This is a breach of the Constitution's separation of powers principle! Impeach Trump immediately!"
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 09:06 PM (5rh/l)
Burrrp
Posted by: Charles Darwin at March 31, 2026 09:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 09:10 PM (3uBP9)
All in all, pretty f*** awesome.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 09:10 PM (XV/Pl)
The DACA kids are being brought back. Did SCOTUS determine decide that illegal alien kiss-up was legal?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 31, 2026 09:10 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:12 PM (ZwdAr)
Okay now but did you fine tune the Fetzer Valve and re-calibrate the exhaust crank. If you didn't well...
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 09:12 PM (cO6oP)
Thank you. That was interesting. Kate at smalldeadanimals always has a lot on the follies of green energy.
Tomorrow will be day 13 for Ralphy who is doing exceedingly well. He can jump everywhere he used to but I'm still carrying him around a bit so he heals further.
We're both just taking the week away from the computer. I've never watched so many movies in my life. Snowflake comes in and hangs out with us during the day. Too cute.
Everyone have a great night.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:13 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 09:06 PM (5rh/l)
I'm something of a Constitutional Law professor myself.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 31, 2026 09:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 09:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:14 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2026 09:14 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 31, 2026 09:04 PM (n7rxJ)
he is renaming the Strait of Hormuz into the Strait of Trump!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashida
The Israeli government is about to pass a law mandating the death penalty, only for Palestinian prisoners. Mass execution by hanging, solely on racial lines. This is apartheid and the next step in the genocide of Palestinians, already systematically tortured in Israeli prisons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
We can only hope that it "mandates" the death penalty.
But I doubt that.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 09:15 PM (/lPRQ)
Okay now but did you fine tune the Fetzer Valve and re-calibrate the exhaust crank. If you didn't well...
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 09:12 PM (cO6oP)
And then run a Level IV diagnostic before reversing the polarity of the tachyon emitters. With that, you'll be good to go.
Posted by: Geordi La Forge at March 31, 2026 09:15 PM (wVcYX)
Burrrp
Posted by: Charles Darwin at March 31, 2026 09:08 PM (gKWVE)
For most National Parks, there is a book that describes various deaths that took place in each park. Death in Yellowstone is one (horrible tales of people boiling in the thermal pools or eaten by grizzlies.). I find these and read before going somewhere. Those are manuals of what not to do. Sometimes, people just had bad luck. But mostly, the deaths were dumb and avoidable. I may become a victim of Mr. Darwin yet. Better than sitting at home getting old.
PS. Don't take a helicopter tour over the Grand Canyon.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 09:15 PM (syAfa)
>>Okay now but did you fine tune the Fetzer Valve and re-calibrate the exhaust crank. If you didn't well...
No, but I enhanced disgronification across all input/output vectors.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 09:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:12 PM (ZwdAr)
He needs to deliver more addresses during the Oscars and the Grammys.
Rubio is on Hannity now.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:16 PM (Sco7b)
38m
*TRUMP TO ADDRESS NATION ON IRAN 9PM ET WEDNESDAY
==
Ok, I must..
1. the white house announced it and it was posted earlier on this thread
2. no one normal goes to zerohedge for news
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:17 PM (GD0B3)
2h
.@howardlutnick:
The states run these elections.
If they want to use the U.S. Postal Service, they're going to get a barcode from the USPS, and they're going to put that on the envelope, and we will have one envelope per vote — none of this stuff where there's no certainty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:17 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 09:17 PM (syAfa)
One time my daughter and I hiked up the trail past Lake Louise in Banff. At the beginning, next to the lake where the trail is a paved path, was a group of people learning ropes to descend a cliff. Novices and trainers I'm guessing. One guy was in trouble about 40 feet up, and was starting to shout. Maybe his strength was failing and he thought he was going to fall. I felt kind of bad for the guy. I don't know how they got him down, I assume there is some obvious or established way of doing that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 09:18 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 31, 2026 09:18 PM (PUrHv)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 09:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Ok, I must..
1. the white house announced it and it was posted earlier on this thread
2. no one normal goes to zerohedge for news
Posted by: runner
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You may refer to me as Abby if you choose.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:18 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:18 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 09:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:19 PM (GD0B3)
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IMO this could go one of two ways:
he goes all in on regime change, including troops, or he declares victory and pulls out
or it could be something completely off the wall, like plans for a new football stadium in Tehran maybe
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 09:20 PM (ZxPkt)
US and Israel Bomb Iran!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:18 PM (GD0B3)
Love those Wilson brother harmonies!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 09:20 PM (wVcYX)
We're both just taking the week away from the computer. I've never watched so many movies in my life. Snowflake comes in and hangs out with us during the day. Too cute.
Everyone have a great night.
Posted by: Stateless
God bless Stateless and tell your critters hello with a good ear scratch.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 09:20 PM (E4rtv)
Iraq's Interior Ministry announced that a foreign journalist was kidnapped by "unknown individuals" but did not identify who was taken. The ministry said that security forces had managed to arrest one suspect and seize a vehicle used in the abduction.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:21 PM (Kksvc)
@RepRashida
The Israeli government is about to pass a law mandating the death penalty, only for Palestinian prisoners. Mass execution by hanging, solely on racial lines. This is apartheid and the next step in the genocide of Palestinians, already systematically tortured in Israeli prisons.
I got an idea. How about you goat fucking knuckle dragging homo fecians stop murdering jews and everyone around you and we won't entertain the idea of giggling while we genocide your silly ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 09:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard
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ACB and Slimy Justice Roberts hardest hit.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 09:17 PM (syAfa
Thanks so much. Two Novembers ago, I looked at him and thought I'd be surprised if he lived another year.
Tons of life in him.
All the best. Good night all.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:22 PM (Sco7b)
>>he goes all in on regime change, including troops, or he declares victory and pulls out
There really is no other course than full regime change at this point.
He can't cut bait at this point.
And I don't think, he will.
At least that's what I hope.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)
"BREAKING: 🔴
The United Arab Emirates plans to join U.S. military efforts to forcibly reopen the Strait of Hormuz, WSJ reports"
I think I know what this means. US is all in on ixnay regimechangenay in a nicewaynay. Otherwise arabs would not have committed.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)
@KevinNaughtonJr
3h
I was fired from Anthropic today.
I was the engineer responsible for shipping the latest dev/claude-code npm package. Wanting to improve the debugging experience for the team, I decided to include source maps in the release. This resulted in our entire internal codebase being publicly exposed including thousands of files with every agent command, all system prompts, the complete query engine, Undercover Mode, Bypass Permissions Mode, and our internal telemetry configuration.
I take full responsibility. I genuinely believed the safeguards Claude Code had built for me would be adequate and it was a serious miscalculation on my part.
My actions have unintentionally open-sourced major parts of Claude’s architecture well ahead of schedule. I apologize to the team and to Claude.
_Abby
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:22 PM (ZwdAr)
I have a Ruger P95. One less safety than a Glock (no trigger safety) ... except unless the hammer is cocked you get the first pull with about a twenty pound double action trigger (sim to revolver). After that, it's all sweetness and light.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 09:24 PM (/lPRQ)
The best to you too.
All of you.
There's a western horror called 'Bone Tomahawk.' With Cannibals. Sounds Interesting.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:24 PM (Sco7b)
Rubio is on the tube right now. This is only going one way.
Regime change has already happened. We're just waiting for terms of whatever deal decides he will take.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 09:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Berserker/Vance 2028
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:24 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)
Because they are stunning and brave? Or silly lefties who thought the crocodile would not eat them? You decide. News at 11
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 09:24 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:24 PM (Kksvc)
Berserker/Kublai Khan 2028!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Stateless
Pretty good. Iirc, Kurt Russell was in it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:25 PM (Kksvc)
or it could be something completely off the wall, like ...
...scores of Iranian mullahs engaged in big-boobed gals' cosplay with Kirsti Noem's husband! And we've got the photos to prove it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:26 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Close to Iran without being in Iran. But goatfuckers don't care about boundaries.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:27 PM (Kksvc)
Okay now but did you fine tune the Fetzer Valve and re-calibrate the exhaust crank. If you didn't well...
Posted by: Will Robinson
If the case ain't made of prefamulated amulite, I ain't buyin'.
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 09:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 31, 2026 09:27 PM (lO7nS)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 09:27 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care
Worth watching once.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 09:27 PM (/lPRQ)
"So... anyone hiring? I'm looking for the $120-150k range as a Sr Dev"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 09:27 PM (gKWVE)
...scores of Iranian mullahs engaged in big-boobed gals' cosplay with Kirsti Noem's husband! And we've got the photos to prove it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I KNEW he was a double naught spy!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:28 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 09:28 PM (gKWVE)
My actions have unintentionally open-sourced major parts of Claude’s architecture well ahead of schedule. I apologize to the team and to Claude.
_Abby
Abby? Abby Normal?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:29 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 09:10 PM (XV/Pl)
Wow. I had no idea that building an interocitor was so complicated
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR)
Face it, you fucked up. You trusted me. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Posted by: Claude Code at March 31, 2026 09:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Don Black
IRGC is right out too.
BUT, they may be the only thing they have...
Is there a normal civil service there for continuity?
Iraq was boned the minute State Dept fired all the Baathists.
Even the Nazis knew they could not run everything.
Hence Quislings and Vichey. Don't even get into Rome...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 09:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Y'know, I miss our discussions early this morning about Inuit dietary preferences. I'm blubbering about it, now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:31 PM (xG4kz)
Dennis is one who isn't messing up a good thing.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE)
1. the white house announced it and it was posted earlier on this thread
2. no one normal goes to zerohedge for news
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:17 PM (GD0B3)
Oh I do ... every day.
I want to know what the crazies are up in arms about.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 31, 2026 09:32 PM (3sXRv)
Large volumes of signatures are still coming in.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:34 PM (Kksvc)
Muslim Michigan Senate Candidate El-Sayed (Democrat)..who is likely to win the D nomination.
It is not enough to have Tlaib, Ellison, Omar. And the mayor of New York City. Now we are looking at a Senator.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 09:34 PM (Cqx++)
_Debra Heine
https://tinyurl.com/3kwpt8u8
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:35 PM (ZwdAr)
AI make people delusional because the AIs are trained to be afirmational and supportive no matter what the subject or actual reality.
AI are like having your slave ride in the chariot with you and whisper in your ear during your triumphal parade, "you are immortal like a god"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 09:35 PM (rbvCR)
Ok, please explain this to me , why do we allow this shit ??
Because the constitution is indeed a suicide pact.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 09:36 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 09:38 PM (pvf3X)
_Debra Heine
https://tinyurl.com/3kwpt8u8
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:35 PM (ZwdAr)
Only four could really be called scientists, the other five appear to be "people vaguely associated with secret stuff".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:38 PM (ExV1e)
Large volumes of signatures are still coming in.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:34 PM (Kksvc)
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So WHEN Canada's government denies their petition, what's Alberta's next step?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 09:39 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 09:35 PM (rbvCR)
So... tequila.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:39 PM (ExV1e)
>>Wow. I had no idea that building an interocitor was so complicated
Depending on how compelling and rich you want to make the user experience, it could be bear skins and loin clothes (Excel Spreadsheets) or Champaign and Caviar (Fully immersive React/Electron App)
At some point I'm going to have to roll this all into a C++ Webview library, but until then...
Oh G-d there is going to have to be a then.
I'm not looking forward to that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 09:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 09:39 PM (ESVrU)
Probably hold the vote. Don't know if Canada's government will bother saying no before that. After all, it *could* fail.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:41 PM (ExV1e)
Put Alberta Oil Peon in charge of the AB chapter of the Holy Office of the Inquisition.
Posted by: MALLEUS - ZEAL IS MY SWORD at March 31, 2026 09:41 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:42 PM (GD0B3)
Even if you don't like Trump his presidency is now on the line over this not to mention his desire to unite the Western Hemisphere and his legacy. If nothing else his ego would never allow it. He's not going to walk away with anything other than a win.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 09:42 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2026 09:42 PM (Q+gd/)
_Debra Heine
https://tinyurl.com/3kwpt8u8
Posted by: Braenyard
I seem to remember this from Watchmen. The comic. I don't think they covered it in the movie, but I blocked most of the movie out, so I don't really recall.
Posted by: mindful webworker - it was Ozymandius's plan at March 31, 2026 09:42 PM (jrd4M)
"Nine Top-Level Scientists Die or Go Missing in Past Year
_Debra Heine
https://tinyurl.com/3kwpt8u8 "
Sounds like a job for Harry Palmer.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 31, 2026 09:42 PM (q3u5l)
_Debra Heine
https://tinyurl.com/3kwpt8u8
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:35 PM (ZwdAr)
Stay far away from Yellowstone, people! Get to China.
Posted by: 2012's Charlie Frost at March 31, 2026 09:43 PM (wVcYX)
Regime change has already happened. We're just waiting for terms of whatever deal decides he will take.
Posted by: JackStraw
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And the Brits and the French and the Krauts are sitting around in a circle passing blunts and bottles, looking agape, wondering what the world with Hormuz.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:43 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 09:43 PM (GD0B3)
And the articles are behind a paywall and nope! Will save time for me being productive!!!
I've had a difficult day of first world problems of a purchase online. Involving me arguing with a nitwit off shore who barely spoke English. This makes me ornery. It got fixed after an American told me to delete cookies. Which resulted in deleting cookies and fixed that. Now all of my purchase history and favorites have gone from etsy. I have fixed other stuff. Probably Amazon is messed up as well. I know, I know, I am being petty.
While I realize this is no big deal, I refer to purchases for information at times. Or where I buy stuff for my daughters in law. THIS STINKS!
Maybe the genius I married can fix this. I hate change.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 09:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 09:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Maybe that will be a talking point.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Don Black
Relax. my opinion is that the Mullahs and the Army didn't run anything Everything was run by the IRGC and the Basij, the only Mullahs who had any control were the ones that did exactly what they were told.
The ones making a deal now are the ones who are willing to accept not having the IRGC control them, having neighboring countries not invade them, being paid retail for their oil on the open market, and only having to worry about governing in a manner to keep the populace from executing them out of hand like their name was Ceausescu.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 09:44 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot
Your own personal sycophant.
One of the best things about having even an ounce of power is having an ass kisser on staff.
Now the common man can have one too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 09:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2026 09:46 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:46 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
As I said this morning, you or I can't stop paying taxes because it's taken out of our paychecks.
But when Alberta stops sending tax payments to Ottawa, what are they going to do? Send troops?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:46 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2026 09:47 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 09:42 PM (viF8m)
Amen. He has taken a big risk. I don't think he is playing. My pearls are not clutched.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 09:47 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Douglas Adams was a fucking prophet at March 31, 2026 09:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 09:43 PM (gKWVE)
Seems like it was more industrialists than scientists.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:48 PM (ExV1e)
>> Your own personal sycophant.
I use multiple AI all day everyday, to great effect.
I really think it’s down to the age of the end user and whether they are a gray beard who understands technology is a tool to be harnessed and controlled and zoomer tin horns who love ai sexually.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 09:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:46 PM (Kksvc)
Ottawa will sign over all the oil and minerals to China and allow China to sue the province in court.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 09:51 PM (rbvCR)
AOP should be nominated for territorial governor/executioner.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
The Duke of Alberta
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 09:51 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Smallish Bees at March 31, 2026 09:52 PM (xKjWc)
Launch windows closes at 8:34PM, and Trump's speech starts at 9PM, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 09:54 PM (w6EFb)
Something happened with my computer this afternoon-- either a power glitch or one of those notorious Tuesday updates or ??? but on restart, no internet. Had to reset the modem, too.
Let's see if there's a hash change...
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 09:55 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 09:55 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 31, 2026 09:56 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: JQ at March 31, 2026 09:57 PM (rdVOm)
and is going out like a lamb
[profound thinking a specialty]
Posted by: mindful webworker - so much for March at March 31, 2026 09:57 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 09:58 PM (rbvCR)
Sometimes I think there's a tendency to think Trump is some kind of actor or cartoon figure because of his personality. To be honest, I didn't he was really serious when he first entered the race in 2015. I was wrong on that one. Bigly.
And then they decided to crush him and everyone around him. Then they stole his reelection. Then they tried to throw him in prison and bankrupt him. Then they tried to kill him. Twice.
He knows better than we do what the stakes are and more importantly what the situation is in Iran right now. And all he does every single day is fight. Why would anyone think, yep, he's right on the verge of victory so this is exactly when he's going to blow it?
Besides, he's turned Hegseth into a machine and he's got to keep feeding him.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: clarence at March 31, 2026 10:02 PM (bbCED)
I like it best when the never Trumpers and Dims are screaming. That means it's working!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 10:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Kindltot
1. Alberta doesn't recognize that court. They're independent.
2. Come get them. China can't do shit.
3. All it takes is one country to recognize their independence and it's game on. That one country would be the US.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:05 PM (Kksvc)
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If he was 10% the despot they accuse him of he would be taking out those responsible with his own team. The messier and public the better... as well as the first idiots who poke their head up suggesting Trump was behind it and impeachment is on the table...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 10:07 PM (/lPRQ)
President DJT has thrown down a marker to all of the European states - the elite class vs. representative government resolution will be, in most cases, a bloody affair.
This YT video spells it out.
'Britain is months away from civil war': How a conflict would play out: Dr David Betz"
LINK: https://tinyurl.com/ut5chs9v
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 10:10 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)
Yeah, but he needs to be careful with that, too. Our military is nowhere near what it was even in the 1990s from a personnel standpoint, we have a lot of aging platforms that will need to be replaced, the ones we do have are WAY too small in number for the demand placed on them, and the reality is that we really need to get serious about ramping up our drone warfare capabilities.
You still need a mixed force (a big reason the war in Ukraine is mostly a stalemate is because neither side has air superiority), but we have a whole generation of Zoomers that grew up with dual stick video game controllers in their hands. Do a deal with Zelensky to provide him with Patriots in exchange for drones, and we can get moving on that. And lets get real, Ukraine is proving itself to be FAR more capable of being a decent ally than western Europe right now. They're fighting a brutal four-year war and STILL sent dozens of advisors and equipment to the Middle East to fight back against Iran's drones.
Posted by: Factory Working Orphan at March 31, 2026 10:13 PM (FNuHY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:25 PM (xG4kz)
Blank verse for a blank mind, as obsessed with race and social standing as some Boston bluestocking member of the Mayflower Society.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 10:30 PM (rbvCR)
Quick Hits
More details on the super-profesh Secret Service agent who shot himself in the ass:
More:
Attorney General Pamela Bondi
@AGPamBondi Today @TheJusticeDept sued the state of Minnesota for allowing boys to play in girls' sports and use girls' locker rooms. This DOJ acknowledges biological reality and we refuse to let high school girls be subjected to this treatment. It's not only unfair -- it's deeply inappropriate and dangerous. Proud to partner with @SecKennedy and @EdSecMcMahon on this important litigation.
The vile Daily Mail published a straight-up hoax, claiming the bullets recovered from Charlie Kirk's body did not match those from Tyler Robinson's gun. This is a lie. The bullet broke into pieces. It could not be matched to any gun because it is shattered and deformed. (It also couldn't be excluded as a match to Tyler Robinson's gun -- due to the poor shape of the bullet, tests are "inconclusive," as they often are.) But the Daily Mail is thirsty for clicks, so they lied:
The Department of Justice announced a lawsuit Monday against Minnesota and the state's high school sports league for allowing boys to compete in girls' sports. According to the DOJ, the Minnesota Department of Education (MDE) and the Minnesota State High School League (MSHSL) have engaged "in sex-based discrimination by requiring girls to compete against boys in athletic competitions that are designated exclusively for girls and allowing boys to invade intimate spaces designated exclusively for girls." In doing so, MDE and MSHSL have openly defied Title IX, which prohibits sex-based discrimination in any education program or activity that receives federal funding, the DOJ said in a press release. "The Justice Department cannot ignore a state's brazen defiance of federal antidiscrimination law," said Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon of the DOJ's Civil Rights Division. "In service of radical gender ideology, Minnesota's actions violate Title IX and deny female athletes their hard-earned trophies, records, dignity, and safety." The lawsuit highlights the story of Marissa Rothenberger, a biological male who pitched for the girls' varsity softball team as a junior at Champlin Park High School. Rothenberger threw multiple shutouts, including a complete-game shutout in the Class 4A state championship game, leading the Rebels to the 2025 title. The performance prompted federal investigations into Minnesota's compliance with Title IX and drew criticism from female athletes who said they were displaced or put at a disadvantage.
Megan BashamI will no longer link to this outlet. If I have to quote one of their articles, I'll just say it's from the Daily Mail with no link. Ever wonder why Israel always has thousands of terrorists in jail that they have to release every other year because Hamas and Hezballah take a bunch of civilians hostage? Ever wonder why Israel just doesn't kill them? Well Israel is wondering about that too, and the left is -- get this -- outraged!
@megbasham 20h This is clickbait trash and completely discrediting to the @DailyMail. Spoke to a LEO who told me fragmentation that makes it impossible to get a match to ANY weapon happens all the time. Yet the Daily Mail is echoing Tyler Robinson's defense team nearly verbatim. They did NOT quote a single law-enforcement officer not connected to Robinson's defense who would've given their readers a better understanding of what's happening here. They're purely leaning into this because they know there are a bunch of rabid conspiracy theorists who will not take the time to understand this. Which makes the Daily Mail and its reporter scum in my book.
🚨 BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis is moving to get a radical leftist judge IMPEACHED after she RELEASED a known predator who went on to kill an innocent 5-year-old girl
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 31, 2026
YES!! Start a nationwide trend! 🔥
DeSantis is petitioning the State Legislature to impeach Judge Tiffany… pic.twitter.com/2zUFGLQYHB
Flashback from Hot Air:
REPORT: Judge Teresa Stokes released Decarlos Brown just months before he stabbed Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zaruska because he wrote her a "written promise."
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 8, 2025
Remarkable.
According to court documents, Stokes decided to release Brown because he "promised" her he would return for… pic.twitter.com/F9dQHoxpHz
Overton
@overton_news 🚨 CNN panel just got absolutely DESTROYED. Ana Navarro attacked President Trump for his "flippant" communication on Iran -- when former Iranian regime prisoner Kian Tajbakhsh dropped a NUCLEAR truth bomb straight from inside Iran: TAJBAKHSH: "I want to share one thing about Donald Trump's communication style." "When I spoke to someone inside Iran who I trust -- he runs a very big business, he's not a politician but he has to follow very closely all the tea leaves -- he told me, that guy is a genius!" "And he's talking about Trump." "And I said, why?" "You know, he said, because he's completely confused the Iranians." "Finally, the Iranians have met someone who is like a match for them." Abby Phillip couldn't handle it -- she cut him off twice mid-sentence: PHILLIP: "But do you think that's really true?" TAJBAKHSH: "I think it's true. I think it's true, let me--" Shut down again. The anti-Trump narrative just got torched live on air by someone who actually knows Iran.
🚨 CNN panel just got absolutely DESTROYED.
— Overton (@overton_news) March 31, 2026
Ana Navarro attacked President Trump for his “flippant” communication on Iran — when former Iranian regime prisoner Kian Tajbakhsh dropped a NUCLEAR truth bomb straight from inside Iran:
TAJBAKHSH: “I want to share one thing about… pic.twitter.com/mVETFAuS5L
🚨 BREAKING: In a moment of betrayal, Gov. Tim Walz pledges his ALLEGIANCE to “Somali Minnesotans”
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 28, 2026
“We’ll never leave the side of Somali Minnesotans…your great grandchildren will be here when that orange clown is in the dustbin of history.”
RESIGN! 🤡pic.twitter.com/b0rBxdG43a
NEW: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz says he was briefed about a secret program where aliens were breeding with humans to make a hybrid race.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 31, 2026
Gaetz says the humans who were involved were allegedly abducted from war zones and migrant caravans.
"What they explained is that the… pic.twitter.com/GMkzxQ0S5z
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) March 31, 2026
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.” pic.twitter.com/ugCREhF8WZ
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: GF at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (2t4Em)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)
They will eventually pre-halt everything Trump does with Federal Judges. I'm surprised they don't just go ahead and have Federal Judges rule that Trump isn't president. That's the result. Just do that over and over again forever. What would be the difference?
Roberts is a f'ing traitor. He could stop this. But this is his desire.
The judicial/legal system is our Communist State Politburo and Roberts is the General Secretary.
Am I wrong? I am not wrong.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)
This is a lie. The bullet broke into pieces. It could not be matched to any gun because it is shattered and deformed. (It also couldn't be excluded as a match to Tyler Robinson's gun -- due to the poor shape of the bullet, tests are "inconclusive," as they often are.)
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Glad you posed this, ace. I saw some idiots running with this BS. Daily Mail needs a serious boycott. Fvckers.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (3uBP9)
Geddy's voice was a bit pitchy and I thought the new chick drummer was just OK, but damn it was good to see the boys back on stage. Extra points for playing the first song from their first album for their big return.
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (gtcuf)
Really?
So no weather incoming?
No technical hiccups?
I want to believe but recent NASA performance has me skeptical.
It's going to be really cool seeing astronauts going back to the moon. Since I missed Apollo this will be a brand new thing to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bryon Noem at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (aTgV0)
Centered. And the no-click off ad returns.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (aUxYo)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Not wrong. John Iscariot Roberts won't stop it because he doesn't want to stop it, full stop. Everything that happens, happens because he wants it that way.
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (gtcuf)
Since he was, reportedly, looking for his phone, I don't think it was an option.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)
In case you ever wondered what it would really be like if the inmates have taken over the asylum this entire NDP convention would be the perfect example.
The next best example was the Evergreen State College takeover in Oregon back in 2017.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
whoa! did they pass the law ?!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)
Not gonna watch if I can help it
Posted by: epador at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (+4D1M)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (3uBP9)
old D&D, they're dog people. Modern day, they're lizard people only smol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (xcxpd)
My bad, I misread it as looking for her phone.
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (qFwJc)
How? How could he stop this? People keep making this claim but, as near as I can discover, Roberts has exactly zero authority over the lower court judges. That's up to Congress.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (ExV1e)
Since he was, reportedly, looking for his phone, I don't think it was an option.
The old saying about being unable to find his ass with both hands and a flashlight seems apropos here.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (Riz8t)
My mum always told me it was a "rag". I didn't want to believe it.
I want to believe instead that something changed, that it wasn't always complete shite.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (gKWVE)
In case you ever wondered what it would really be like if the inmates have taken over the asylum this entire NDP convention would be the perfect example.
The next best example was the Evergreen State College takeover in Oregon back in 2017.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (6ydKt)
Olympia, WA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (GD0B3)
Why didn't the fool have his phone with him?
Hello idiot, you're supposed to have your phone with you so you can be made aware of any updates on threats to the person you are protecting.
Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (3ek7K)
They will eventually pre-halt everything Trump does with Federal Judges. I'm surprised they don't just go ahead and have Federal Judges rule that Trump isn't president. That's the result. Just do that over and over again forever. What would be the difference?
Roberts is a f'ing traitor. He could stop this. But this is his desire.
The judicial/legal system is our Communist State Politburo and Roberts is the General Secretary.
Am I wrong? I am not wrong.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Appellate courts are where Trump is winning. Well over 70 percent of the time. But, as Trump is being more active than any GOP president of any recent vintage, he is drawing a lot of flak from leftists nationwide and DC's rotten borough judges. And Congress sits on its ass despite being run by the GOP supposedly.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)
This tends to happen when you take a defense lawyer's word as gospel truth.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (6ydKt)
Seriously...not the Straights of America.
The Straights of America Baby.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:45 PM (GD0B3)
Artemis II scheduled launch time is 6:24 PM EDT tomorrow. I'm going to bet on a scrub the first attempt tomorrow, but I think they will launch sometime this week.
They've got six daily opportunities, Apr. 1 - 6, each launch window about two hours long.
If you're interesting NASA online coverage will begin sometime tomorrow morning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 06:45 PM (w6EFb)
My mum always told me it was a "rag". I didn't want to believe it.
I want to believe instead that something changed, that it wasn't always complete shite.
Posted by: gKWVE
It became big in the US under Biden due to no other news media outlets covering much of anything about Biden's junta and it is now exploiting that influence.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 06:45 PM (E4rtv)
@megbasham
20h
This is clickbait trash and completely discrediting to the @DailyMail.
Oh, I'm sure the Brits will tell you that DM completely discredited itself decades ago.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (YlWIZ)
I'm going to assume that it fell out of his pocket.
Hello idiot, you're supposed to have your phone with you so you can be made aware of any updates on threats to the person you are protecting.
That's why he went back to get it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:47 PM (6ydKt)
That's the best his voice has been since 2004. It was *really* dire on the last 3 tours before Neil died. FMW is a John Rutsey song which Annika played the same as the record (as did Neil). She can and has done a lot more.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 06:47 PM (aUxYo)
On another site I frequent, there is a popular gif that is played showing a woman fully dressed, running away from a short green alien with a rather large unit flopping about.
I suppose that this is what Gaetz had in mind.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2026 06:47 PM (hHbeA)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:47 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 06:48 PM (YlWIZ)
Later the blue metal that was killing the clumsier miners was isolated and named "cobalt" in their "honor".
I've been down some pre-1875 mines here and there. Safety standards were nonexistent. Nobody was sweeping the floors of sharp dangerous rubble. And miners tended to be broke-ass sons of bitches, "going down pit" was considered a last resort for people with no income. ("Firefly" got that much right, "couldn't think of a reason to get into that line of work if you weren't born to it")
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 06:48 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)
That's for emergency stays and shit. They don't have authority over the lower court judges. It's all very weird and assumes that Congress will act honorably. Bad assumption.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:48 PM (ExV1e)
Really?
So no weather incoming?
No technical hiccups?
I want to believe but recent NASA performance has me skeptical.
It's going to be really cool seeing astronauts going back to the moon. Since I missed Apollo this will be a brand new thing to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)
I'm very much afraid for the crew on this mission. I have no faith in anything run by NASA.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 06:48 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)
He was using the Glock light to search for his phone. I wonder if he uses it to search for his dick when he has to take a leak?
Should be grounds for instant dismissal from the Secret Service (or any law enforcement agency, for that matter).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:49 PM (2JFBE)
@ClydeDoSomethin
All the talent has left Canada.
What in the hell would you call this performance at the Juno awards?
Did she have a stroke?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 06:49 PM (YlWIZ)
Note that Artemis II is a not-quite Apollo 8 mission. Because the SLS is the biggest boondoggle NASA has ever done, which is saying something, the current SLS configuration doesn't have the delta-v/fuel margin to put Orion into lunar orbit and get out and back to earth. So, it's just going to be a free-return figure 8 flyby.
They will go "higher" (farther beyond the Moon) that any Apollo mission did, so they'll set the record for greatest distance humans have been from earth. The return leg will also hit geocentric velocity of a smidge over 25K mph, and beat Apollo 10's return speed record by a little bit as well.
And that's about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 06:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (3uBP9)
*********
Kobolds have to be cat people because there are already Lizardmen and Troglodytes in D&D.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2026 06:49 PM (hHbeA)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 06:50 PM (3ek7K)
Well worth the, presumably, tens of billions of dollars spent.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:52 PM (gKWVE)
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She's definitely a 1.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 06:52 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 31, 2026 06:52 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 31, 2026 06:52 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)
That's one step below the Homer Simpson method of firing the gun and using the muzzle flash to look for the phone.
Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 06:52 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at March 31, 2026 06:53 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 06:53 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at March 31, 2026 06:53 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2026 06:54 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (ExV1e)
He oversees the administration of the federal judiciary. He appoints the directors of their administrative office, sets their budget, and their policy. He is their authority.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:54 PM (3uBP9)
In case you missed it, the shrewish nonbinary kobold who chaired the NDP meeting got very miffed at being "gendered" as "Madame Chairman."
SHE got exactly what she wanted. An excuse to scold fucking everybody and to assert her delusion that she's smarter than everyone else in the room.
Posted by: Get your ass to Mars at March 31, 2026 06:54 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2026 06:54 PM (hHbeA)
Pro-Tip, when they say "“Yes, absolutely, I agree, fer shure."
Add the "fer shure" part when you quote it, for sure.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:54 PM (6ydKt)
Iranians lie, and expect you to believe their lies, because they insist on it.
Trump doesn't bother listening to their lies. He's the "Nice power plant you have there. Shame if something happened to it." kinda guy. Also the "You know, if I really wanted to fuck with you, I'd wipe out all your power and water supplies." Kinda guy. He's both subtle and obvious.
It's a weird kind of push pull. He knows how to rachet up the pressure ion people. And he always leaves an open door for them to walk through to get out of the mess.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 06:55 PM (D7v4F)
***
Navarro cut him off. And then she ate him.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:55 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 06:44 PM (xcxpd)
Ahh, that's right.
I'm used to it being Oregon for some reason.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:55 PM (6ydKt)
Just posting that here in case the guy is reading this and wants to brush up on the gun safety rule that could've saves his ass
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2026 06:56 PM (EQnjS)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)
Well, they are not going to the Moon. Just doing a drive-by. Which is kind of pointless, if you ask me. Doing the first drive-by made sense; they had to prove out the systems to do that, before making the landing attempt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:56 PM (2JFBE)
That definitely weighed in his favor for the job.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2026 06:56 PM (hHbeA)
$93B for the whole thing, SLS and Orion through 2025. And that doesn't include other parts of the boondoggle. The SLS was going to be upgraded to a more powerful second stage. Isaacman has cancelled that, because it wasn't going anywhere, delays and cost overruns. Now, that upgraded SLS (Dubbed Block 1B and Block 2) was going to need a bigger mobile launcher.
Bechtel got the contract for that back in 2019 or sometime. Original cost was to be about $380M and it was supposed to be completed by 2023 or something. Well, as of now, it ain't nowhere near completion, projected cost his $2.7B, and it wouldn't be ready until 2029 at least.....
Isaacman put that out of its misery as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 06:56 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: heavy metal poison at March 31, 2026 06:56 PM (gKWVE)
What a good shot man.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:47 PM (aTgV0)
R. Budd Dwyer.
Great song.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2026 06:57 PM (cxFcK)
I don't why but I am absolutely convinced Trump put him up for AG knowing full well he has zero chance of ever getting confirmed. He's the male version of Nancy Mace. Maybe nuttier.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)
In case you ever wondered what it would really be like if the inmates have taken over the asylum this entire NDP convention would be the perfect example.
The next best example was the Evergreen State College takeover in Oregon back in 2017.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (6ydKt)
Olympia, WA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at M
Capitol Hill.
Downtown Seattle.
I'm sensing a theme...
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:57 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 06:48 PM (g8Ew
I hope Elon has SpaceX ready for a rescue mission to be honest.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)
What a good shot man.
We need to normalize politicians committing suicide on live TV. It'd get better ratings than the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 06:58 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 06:59 PM (ndZc7)
It completely discombobulates his opponents. They think he's crazy, which makes them afraid. They think he's dumb, so that makes them angry and confrontational, and makes them not think very hard about their strategy. And they think he's smart, which confuses the other two thoughts they had. They start to act schizophrenically. Can't agree on a strategy. Can't even agree on what is actually happening.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 06:59 PM (D7v4F)
And let their freak flag fly.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 06:59 PM (ZwdAr)
+1 to chill.
+2 saving throws against all jerks.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:59 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (hJH5n)
Masturbatin' Pete is saying "I TOLD YOU SO!" right now.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)
With hip carry you can also shoot your femoral artery and bleed out in a few minutes.
I think that the location of the holster is secondary to the training.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:56 PM (2JFBE)
Oh I know.
The goal is to go back to the moon in a few years, though.
I think they want to test the systems first, basically.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
Orion has possible heat shield problems, and the life support system hasn't really been fully tested. Robert Zimmerman is really worried about that.
I'm not really all that worried about this. That it, I don't think this mission will kill the crew. It could, of course, but I don't think it's as risky as some think. And that's just me, which, well, ain't worth too much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 06:59 PM (ndZc7)
which ..whaaat ??
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (GD0B3)
And Rush is an acquired taste, which I never acquired.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Note that Artemis II is a not-quite Apollo 8 mission. Because the SLS is the biggest boondoggle NASA has ever done, which is saying something, the current SLS configuration doesn't have the delta-v/fuel margin to put Orion into lunar orbit and get out and back to earth. So, it's just going to be a free-return figure 8 flyby.
They will go "higher" (farther beyond the Moon) that any Apollo mission did, so they'll set the record for greatest distance humans have been from earth. The return leg will also hit geocentric velocity of a smidge over 25K mph, and beat Apollo 10's return speed record by a little bit as well.
And that's about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 06:49 PM (w6EFb)
Hence why I am pleading with Elon Musk to put together a mission that goes to lunar orbit! Think of the publicity, man! I know he’s a pub hound!
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 07:02 PM (hJH5n)
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashida
The Israeli government is about to pass a law mandating the death penalty, only for Palestinian prisoners. Mass execution by hanging, solely on racial lines. This is apartheid and the next step in the genocide of Palestinians, already systematically tortured in Israeli prisons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 07:02 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (2JFBE)
I'll do you one better...I have no idea what they are for!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 07:02 PM (n9ltV)
How about installing a public ally accessible tracking in her skull and have it live on the internet at all times.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)
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I thought it was pretty obvious Trump was sacrificing him to give the Never Trumpers a scalp so that he could have a freer hand with the core of his appointees, who have done very well. Hegseth is amazing, breaking the DoD monolith, changing the culture, and purging the time-serving hacks from flag ranks.
So many rock stars, it's hard to really pick the best.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)
The ENTIRE starship project, including launch towers, cost < $10 billion. Or 1/10th the cost of Artemis. And that include the cost for a factory that can build 100 rockets a year, for $50 million a pop.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (D7v4F)
They're going to shoot at the Moon? What did it do to them?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (sabhw)
I have a question. Should I treat every gun like it's loaded?
Should I not point the gun at anything I don't want to kill?
Should I ever look down the barrel of the gun?
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (BSRx7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Seems like, regardless of carry, if one kept
His Finger Off the Trigger, the weapon would not fire.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (ZwdAr)
****
Wel, his gun found his ass.
Posted by: clarence at March 31, 2026 07:04 PM (bbCED)
Apollo 8 was something of a lark as well. Such a CSM only lunar orbit mission wasn't originally planned. Trouble was, there were big delays with the lunar module, and the CSM was ready well before the LM would be, and that messed up the planned mission profiles. Somebody his on the idea of a lunar orbit, and it was a hit, giving the famous Earthrise photo, probably one of the most iconic of the Apollo era. They penciled Apollo 8 as a "C-prime" mission, something they just made up on the fly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip
The way it was first released it sounded like he was looking for his phone in his butt using the flashlight.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM
Me either.
And I've also somehow missed "Canada's Drag Race."
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 07:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:05 PM (2JFBE)
I'm not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 07:05 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 07:05 PM (b1HmG)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (aTgV0)
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"Don't shoot your eye out using this one weird trick!"
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2026 07:06 PM (MxCkF)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 07:06 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Halfhand
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Both have more credibility than the regular media, the BBC, Economist, WSJ, NYT, AP, etc. Occasionally you would get the news from the DM or the National Inquirer that the news media purposefully hides from their audience.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 31, 2026 07:07 PM (2NHgQ)
@RepRashida
The Israeli government is about to pass a law mandating the death penalty, only for Palestinian prisoners. Mass execution by hanging, solely on racial lines. This is apartheid and the next step in the genocide of Palestinians, already systematically tortured in Israeli prisons.
==
about time
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3)
They will also likely be beheading the great-grandchildren of Tim Walz, but by then, Minnesota will be Canada's problem.
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (zG4BR)
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Yup.
And Benny is fast becoming the video version of Gateway Pundit--sometimes right, often early, but mostly just chasing clicks.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (HXT0k)
The plan is for an actual landing in 2028. I'm not optimistic. Trump admin is really worried the Chicoms may beat us back to the Moon, which would be double not good.
The SLS-Orion is basically sunk-cost fallacy at this point, but killing it would mean a delay, and they worried about that. Can the Chicoms realistically land Chicoms on the Moon before 2030? I have no clue really, but they will not be constrained by worries about safety and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (w6EFb)
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashida
The Israeli government is about to pass a law mandating the death penalty, only for Palestinian prisoners. Mass execution by hanging, solely on racial lines. This is apartheid and the next step in the genocide of Palestinians, already systematically tortured in Israeli prisons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good
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Let's do Gazans next.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 07:02 PM (ndZc7)
She says that as though it were a bad thing. Firing squads are better for mass executions, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (2JFBE)
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"Fundamentally non-serious" selection.
Posted by: Crusader at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: 496"
I would totally watch that YouTube video.
Every little bit counts.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2026 07:09 PM (+nEug)
I have a question. Should I treat every gun like it's loaded?
Should I not point the gun at anything I don't want to kill?
Should I ever look down the barrel of the gun?
Posted by: eleven
It is really tempting to a lot of people that should know better like cops that the weapons light on the end of the rail is NOT a substitute for a flashlight.
It is to identify targets, not light the back of your trunk up to find something and obviously used as a regular flashlight will violate pointing the gun at something you rather not destroy.
Carry a regular flashlight for light in the darkness, not a weapons light on the end of a pistol or rifle.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)
I think that the location of the holster is secondary to the training.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 07:00 PM (n9ltV)
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Depends on how you do it. Every carry method I use has the muzzle aimed away from my body. Of course I also use a revolver.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Then cremated. Ashes separated and buried in different plots.
That also goes for any psycho chasing you.
Horror movies are paying off....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 07:10 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 07:10 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)
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I've seen people talk about how a light is a great way to search their house when there's a bump in the night and I always let them have it. What if the "bump" is a cop responding a neighbor who heard a louder bump?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)
That's why I used the word "can."
The failure was in the training, not the holster choice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 07:12 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at March 31, 2026 07:12 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 07:12 PM (ZwdAr)
More like Nelly Fattardo....That's 2026.
She needs to go away and stop scaring people. Sooooofat.
Disgustingly fat. Fatty McFat.
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 31, 2026 07:12 PM (AknkO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:12 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Never cared much for Benny nor really for most of the online right 'influencers'. On the right, there are damned few actual reporters that develop leads, investigate, etc. Most of the right's publications rely on commentary or aggregating news from other places, not actually doing hard work on developing sources themselves.
But, if anything, the left is even worse and not even pretending to act like real reporters. They just sit in their office with their online accounts and make up shit or rewrite press releases from leftists organizations.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"
Honest question...how is that better?
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:13 PM (aTgV0)
The Israeli government is about to pass a law mandating the death penalty, only for Palestinian prisoners. Mass execution by hanging, solely on racial lines. This is apartheid and the next step in the genocide of Palestinians, already systematically tortured in Israeli prisons.
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Only a 5 million more Palis to kill and they can apply to be a probationary member of the Genocide Club.
Islam is a founding member so ... it's a tough vote--"we hate the Jews but we love the killing of millions ...."
Maybe the residual members from the Commie Bloc will still fondly recall their early dalliance with communism.
Still, it's a worthy goal to seek--every time a Pali dies, another angel flies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 07:13 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 31, 2026 07:03 PM (BSRx7)
It used to be ran more tightly by Murdoch. I think he's just phoning most things in now. Helprin's Freddy and Fredericka has a reoccurring theme about the two major tabloids, both devoted to scandal, T&A pictures, and shoddy reporting, but one is for communists and the other for conservatives.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 07:13 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 07:12 PM (n9ltV)
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There was indeed much failure, the holster choice being almost incidental.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)
@RepRashida
The Israeli government is about to pass a law mandating the death penalty, only for Palestinian prisoners. Mass execution by hanging, solely on racial lines. This is apartheid and the next step in the genocide of Palestinians, already systematically tortured in Israeli prisons.
Let's send this terrorist to Israel.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 07:14 PM (0CqYd)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:43 PM (ExV1e)
He oversees the administration of the federal judiciary. He appoints the directors of their administrative office, sets their budget, and their policy. He is their authority.
Posted by: banana Dream
District Court Judge would put an injunction on his ass if he tried anything.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)
That's actually the plan. A modified version of Starship, dubbed Starship HLS (Human Landing System) will land and take off from the lunar surface. They're working on it, and say "good progress" is being made, but I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:14 PM (w6EFb)
She needs to go away and stop scaring people. Sooooofat.
Disgustingly fat. Fatty McFat.
Posted by: Foreskin Lint"
Speaking of....have you seen Bridgette Fonda these days?
Holy crap.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:14 PM (aTgV0)
There was some blue city cop whose "job" it was to go into the elementary schools and explain to kids with silhouettes from gang killings tattooed on their ribs that guns are illegal, and that only law enforcers were properly trained to use them - then demonstrated this by pointlessly drawing his sidearm and capping himself in the leg.
Then there was the Denver FBI Field Office Top Man with a Boy Scout Cross and Ham & Egg Clusters who got wasted at some nightclub, did a cartwheel or something on the dance floor, dropped his sidearm, and attempted to recover it - whereupon he discharged into the crowd, shot *some other guy* in the leg, and then bravely ran away.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 07:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 07:02 PM (n9ltV)
Nor I, and if Rush did not play there I wouldn’t have heard of any of it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 07:15 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:16 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)
great! now they will be aligned with all the other civilized countries....the United States of America!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Yep. There is also the risk to inadvertently shoot by impulse if something startles you.
Searching and clearing a house is risky even for trained people, not advisable to do as a homeowner. Same reason I have security cameras in areas less frequented in the house like carport, basement, etc. as well as outside cameras.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:16 PM (2JFBE)
There outta be a UN resolution that Palestinians should be hanged on sight.
Clear up a lotta problems in the middle east.
Posted by: Zombie Dag Hammarskjold at March 31, 2026 07:17 PM (AknkO)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (w6EFb)
And at a very impressive closing velocity I bet.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 07:18 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:13 PM (aTgV0)
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The double action trigger is quite stiff, so pulling it by accident is a lot more difficult.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:18 PM (ZOv7s)
There was some blue city cop whose "job" it was to go into the elementary schools and explain to kids with silhouettes from gang killings tattooed on their ribs that guns are illegal, and that only law enforcers were properly trained to use them - then demonstrated this by pointlessly drawing his sidearm and capping himself in the leg.
Then there was the Denver FBI Field Office Top Man with a Boy Scout Cross and Ham & Egg Clusters who got wasted at some nightclub, did a cartwheel or something on the dance floor, dropped his sidearm, and attempted to recover it - whereupon he discharged into the crowd, shot *some other guy* in the leg, and then bravely ran away.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"
Hah...
Yeah officer Chillax shooting himself in the leg was comedy gold Jerry.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:18 PM (aTgV0)
I have a question. Should I treat every gun like it's loaded?
Should I not point the gun at anything I don't want to kill?
Should I ever look down the barrel of the gun?
Posted by: eleven
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Is the only way to clean a gun is if it's loaded?
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 07:18 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"
THX
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:19 PM (aTgV0)
There was some blue city cop whose "job" it was to go into the elementary schools and explain to kids with silhouettes from gang killings tattooed on their ribs that guns are illegal, and that only law enforcers were properly trained to use them - then demonstrated this by pointlessly drawing his sidearm and capping himself in the leg.
Then there was the Denver FBI Field Office Top Man with a Boy Scout Cross and Ham & Egg Clusters who got wasted at some nightclub, did a cartwheel or something on the dance floor, dropped his sidearm, and attempted to recover it - whereupon he discharged into the crowd, shot *some other guy* in the leg, and then bravely ran away.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Most cops AND military are not that familiar with firearms beyond annual qualifications. Hard to quantify but mebbe about 10-15 percent are 'gun nuts'.
FWIW, Jim Cirrillo of the NYPD's Stakeout Squad (and later was a Fed Law Enforcement Training Center Instructor (FLETC) mentioned that those that were hunters and strong in religious faith were the ones that could be considered long termers in that job.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (E4rtv)
The reason he shot himself on TV was that, against all evidence at the time, he was innocent.
It's freakish not because a politician killed himself, but because one was honest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: scottst at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (gbwMD)
Note that Artemis II is a not-quite Apollo 8 mission.
They won't be doing any bible reading on the radio?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:16 PM (E4rtv)
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The smart play is to shelter in place and call the cops.
I have to laugh at some of the advice given in the 1980s, like leave the lights off because you know the house better in the dark.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 07:21 PM (3uBP9)
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice"
I would only clean the gun if it was loaded.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:21 PM (aTgV0)
Gad!
What a bunch of freaks!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 07:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Paddle Switch on the back of the unit and the rails are pretty much universal other than length. Obviously smaller units fit compact guns, etc. Usually a flip down or up bilateral switches or on cheaper/inferior units, a button that you press.
Ideally, you want one that will activate and turn off with gross movements, thus a paddle type switch rather than some button you have to press just so.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 07:22 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Perhaps I'm nitpicking. YMMV at March 31, 2026 07:22 PM (TbWk/)
The Israeli government is about to pass a law mandating the death penalty, only for Palestinian prisoners. Mass execution by hanging, solely on racial lines. This is apartheid and the next step in the genocide of Palestinians, already systematically tortured in Israeli prisons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Now, now, I'm sure they'll hang Iranian, Syrian, and Houthi terrorists too, if they have any on hand.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 07:23 PM (a+4eV)
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stop threatening me with a good time!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)
So, exactly how would one stage a mass execution by hanging? Would sequentially hanging a large cohort of prisoners from the same gallows qualify? Or do you need a multiple-trap gallows? "Ten ropes, no waiting!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:24 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:24 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 31, 2026 07:24 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:25 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:21 PM (aTgV0)
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Something somewhat comedic is watching a group of guys examining someone's new gun, and even though they've all watched three other guys clear it, they go and do it anyway because it's just a habit. A very good habit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:25 PM (ZOv7s)
"What are they going to threaten them with? BB guns? They have nothing left."
LOL
We'll never have another like him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 07:25 PM (HXT0k)
And that's about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 06:49 PM (w6EFb)
Well considering we've been out of the business for some 40 years going in small stages works for me.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2026 07:25 PM (+nEug)
I have to laugh at some of the advice given in the 1980s, like leave the lights off because you know the house better in the dark.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Yep. But cameras accessible through a smartphone help lessen false alarms and keep monkey temptation to go and look at a minimum.
Also have a perimeter alarm system with motion detectors/glass breakage for areas I or my wife don't frequent at night.
Also holing up in place can allow access to the big artillery rather than a handgun. Shotguns or rifles end the fight quickly versus a relatively underpowered handgun. Easy to point and aim as well.
Clearing a house with such though is something for people that practice it regularly in teams as too easy to get your weapon taken from you doing it yourself.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:26 PM (aTgV0)
This is a classic example of The Ugly American.
Clearly CNN thinks that the Iranian leadership shares all the same social and societal values as they do.
Clearly it is beyond the mental capacity of those idiots to understand other cultures are in fact alien.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 07:26 PM (2WIwB)
A tragedy is necessarily self-inflicted. A brilliant businessman bankrupting himself playing whist is a tragedy.
A tornado killing you and your kids while you're watching a football game in your living room is just sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 07:26 PM (BI5O2)
Gad!
What a bunch of freaks!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 07:21 PM (2WIwB)
Someone needs to p-shop a paintbrush moustache on that beeyotch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:26 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2026 07:26 PM (tYGL3)
Wasn't that on The X-Files? Not just one episode, but like a whole story arc covering multiple seasons.
Of course, that doesn't mean it's not true.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2026 07:27 PM (syz1S)
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stop threatening me with a good time!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)
So, exactly how would one stage a mass execution by hanging? Would sequentially hanging a large cohort of prisoners from the same gallows qualify? Or do you need a multiple-trap gallows? "Ten ropes, no waiting!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:24 PM (2JFBE)
You could do it how Romans did mass crucifixions. Drive poles in along a road. Pull people up, move on to the next site down the road.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2026 07:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)
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That's why you put a bayonet on it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 07:27 PM (ZOv7s)
Rolls off the tongue....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 07:27 PM (Sco7b)
I keep hoping to encounter this.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at March 31, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)
If memory serves, Israel jumped on the death penalty bans that were all the rage in Europe and Canada.
They had to make a special exception to hang Eichmann.
I'm glad to see them get their heads on straight.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 07:28 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 07:29 PM (ZN5Ar)
Or do you need a multiple-trap gallows? "Ten ropes, no waiting!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
As seen in Hang 'Em High
www.imdb.com/title/tt0061747
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 07:29 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
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No; there's a recent Israeli film, June Zero, that deals with Eichmann's execution, cremation, and disposal.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 31, 2026 07:29 PM (btAW9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I'm weird about it. I even put a pinky in the semi auto's chamber and touch the empty cylinder holes of revolvers to make sure no cartridge or case is left.
Doing that as a habit means even in the dark, you can check your firearm status by feel without light.
Otherwise trying to reload a revolver with a case stuck in it (common for snubbies btw unless you raise it 90 and punch the ejector rod) or a semi auto not having the chamber cleared can happen in the wrong circumstances and tie up the firearm when you need it most.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:54 PM (3uBP9)
- So... he appoints the head of court HR (which has no authority over the actual judges).
- He doesn't set their budget, Congress does. Court HR compiles the budgetary request. It doles out the money appropriated by Congress but can't just decide that it's not paying Joe's court cuz the CJ has beef.
He does set policy but they've ignored actual SCOTUS rulings, what if they ignore policy as well? Oh, that's different. Then he can exactly fuck all.
It's not a corporation, it's not the military, and it's not the executive. He's not the boss of them. Congress is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (viF8m)
They won't be doing any bible reading on the radio?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)
Art Of The Deal.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (vmtci)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:24 PM (2JFBE)
One by one so they can each watch.
Defile each body by putting them in pigs.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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All he needs is a tanker to refuel he could do it now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Rolls off the tongue....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care
More pithy, freaks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 07:31 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2026 07:27 PM (8avO+)
So sequential, then. To me, "mass execution" sort of implies the means of death is applied to the unfortunate recipients in a large group, all at once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:31 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 07:31 PM (NcvvS)
When I feel the need to have the house gun in my hand, the light is on if it's after dark. I'd rather not shoot the coat rack at 3AM.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 07:31 PM (nwB28)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 31, 2026 07:29 PM (btAW9)
OH. Like we did with Bin Ladin...OK.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:31 PM (GD0B3)
That's what Issacman is doing. Artemis III was supposed to be actual landing mission. No more. It's going to be an Apollo 9 style test in earth orbit. If Starship HLS is ready, they will launch everything into earth orbit around 2027, and test docking and all that. Elon is also supposed to do an unmanned landing test of HLS on the Moon in 2027 as well.
Since SpaceX is private, they don't have to publicize their progress too much, so I really have no clue how well those HLS plans are going.
Bezos is trying to get in the lunar lander act as well, with their "Blue Moon" lander. The more the merrier, hopefully.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: J. Random Moron
Surefire makes the best and most tested. Olight is a Chinesium knockoff that is popular and cheaper.
Rifle lights usually have pressure pads to activate. My shotgun weapons light has a paddle switch.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw "
That's not where the light is.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 07:32 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 07:08 PM (w6EFb)
And at a very impressive closing velocity I bet.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 07:18 PM (3uBP9)
Sure if they put in a total effort to it. Tech is better than 1965-70. They'd have to put in serious efforts to purge all the half assery in their manufacturing out of the process because you don't want cardboard instead of titanium or whatever.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2026 07:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:24 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: zombie Judge Roy Bean, aka "The Law West of the Pecos" at March 31, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 07:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 07:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2026 07:27 PM (8avO+)
So sequential, then. To me, "mass execution" sort of implies the means of death is applied to the unfortunate recipients in a large group, all at once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 07:31 PM (2JFBE)
Shooting people into trenches is a mass execution. They don't all happen the same instant. If you wanted it to be more at the same time, have many teams on many roads with synchronized watches.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2026 07:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2026 07:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Because the ocean wants to keel you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 07:37 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 07:38 PM (MIIRH)
Doing that as a habit means even in the dark, you can check your firearm status by feel without light.
Otherwise trying to reload a revolver with a case stuck in it (common for snubbies btw unless you raise it 90 and punch the ejector rod) or a semi auto not having the chamber cleared can happen in the wrong circumstances and tie up the firearm when you need it most.
Posted by: whig
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Be honest, you just want to fondle it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 07:48 PM (ZwdAr)
I have the same misgivings about the NASA moon shot that I had about the space shuttle. Bad signs of mismanagement, and of being technically unsound. Trump should stop this from going ahead. Get some low level official to convey the news. Going ahead with it to save face is just wrong.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 07:56 PM (VWtfl)
FWIW, Jim Cirrillo of the NYPD's Stakeout Squad (and later was a Fed Law Enforcement Training Center Instructor (FLETC) mentioned that those that were hunters and strong in religious faith were the ones that could be considered long termers in that job.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 07:20 PM (E4rtv)
This was why I bought the M9 and later the M18. Not enough range time with them.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 08:02 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 07:56 PM (VWtfl
Probably right. Delay, or cancel, or just bullshit everyone. NASA isn't capable of this. It's questionable if SpaceX could do it.
It would require a gigantic amount of money for NASA to poach the talent & tech necessary for this. IMHO.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 08:09 PM (BI5O2)
What on earth? Did he fall into a vat of Botox and have his scalp ripped off and replaced by a chimp on meth?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 09:31 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: JoshO at April 01, 2026 12:25 AM (xL2KH)
Supreme Court Rules That Free Speech Still Exists; Ketanji Brown Jackson Doesn't Understand
This should have been a 9-0 unanimous decision.
It has been the rule of the land since the founding of the Republic that the Constitution's stricture against passing "any law" limiting speech meant that no government, federal or state, could impose "viewpoint" restrictions on speech -- disfavoring or even criminalizing a specific view, argument, or belief. Now, the Court long recognized that governments may impose "time, place, and manner" restrictions, especially on public gatherings and marches. For example, you can permit a march from 1pm to 3pm, so that the march does not interfere with rush hour traffic. You can tell the marchers they cannot walk in front of active garage entrances. You can tell the marchers they must be orderly and cannot use bullhorns that boost noise above, say, 100 decibels. That kind of thing. But you cannot -- absolutely cannot -- pass a law or deny a permit to march based on your agreement with or disagreement with the speaker's speech. You can regulate speech as far as the time, place, and manner in which it is spoken, but you absolutely cannot regulate what that speech can say. This was the rule controlling government regulation of free speech for 250 years, completely agreed to by all Supreme Court judges. Yes, lefty judges would of course put their thumbs on the scale and claim that some limits on speech they don't like -- like protesting outside abortion clinics -- were fair restrictions regarding "place" rather than viewpoint-based restrictions on pro-lifers, but everyone agreed on the framework for analyzing these cases. Until today. Gentlemen, you asked for a radical incompetent. I give you K. B. J. The Court was nearly unanimous that Colorado cannot ban a therapist from counseling a patient to try to change his sexual orientation. Even "Wise Latina" Sotormayor joined the majority. Obama's Obamacare advisor, who cast a decisive vote on Obamacare, Elena Kagan joined the opinion. But DEI Justice KBJ cast another lonely dissent, essentially repudiating 250 years of jurisprudence on free speech and declaring that sometimes, if the government really really really doesn't like speech and that speech is DoublePlus UnGood and Conservative, it can in fact ban speech based on what viewpoint it advances.Ketanji Brown Jackson has now flipped completely on this question: In an earlier case, she argued that the state had zero power to ban transgender procedures for minors. The state just didn't have the power to intrude into medical advice and treatment, she proclaimed. Now she takes the exact opposite position -- the state has All the Power to outlaw whatever medical advice it dislikes -- based not on law, precedent, or logic, but based simply on her leftwing extremist political bias that whatever gays and transgenders want, they should get, period, the law be damned.
The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that Colorado cannot enforce its so-called "conversion therapy" ban regarding conversations between therapists and minors, saying the law likely violates the First Amendment by allowing some viewpoints but not others. In an 8--1 decision, the high court said the law favors one viewpoint by allowing therapists to affirm a minor's gender identity or sexual orientation, but not help them to change it if they want to. The decision stemmed from a lawsuit brought by Kaley Chiles, a licensed Christian therapist, who argued her conversations with youth clients were a form of protected speech. The Colorado government had said the conversations amounted to professional conduct that the state was allowed to regulate. ... Justice Neil Gorsuch wrote the majority opinion, saying the question before the high court was a "narrow one" and that Chiles did not seek to toss out the Colorado law but rather consider whether it could apply to therapy that was strictly conversational. "The First Amendment stands as a shield against any effort to enforce orthodoxy in thought or speech in this country," Gorsuch wrote. "It reflects instead a judgment that every American possesses an inalienable right to think and speak freely, and a faith in the free marketplace of ideas as the best means for discovering truth. However well-intentioned, any law that suppresses speech based on viewpoint represents an 'egregious' assault on both of those commitments."
In the lone dissent, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson said the majority "plays with fire in this case" and that she feared "the people of this country will get burned."
Last year, Justice Jackson dissented in the U.S. v. Skremetti case-- in which she argued that states have no right to ban gender transitions on minors.
— Theo Wold (@RealTheoWold) March 31, 2026
Today, she was the lone dissent on Chiles v. Salazar, writing that "there is no right to practice medicine which is not… pic.twitter.com/J7D3fa6fYa
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Brandon Gill (R-TX) pummels DEI SCOTUS Justice Ketanji Jackson as a hypocrite, after she was the lone dissent in today's ruling against Colorado's ban on LGBTQ conversion therapy for kids
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 31, 2026
"To illustrate the total absurdity of Justice Jackson, she ruled last… pic.twitter.com/3HGOCyyW6s
Wow.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 31, 2026
Justice Kagan's concurring opinion attacks the dissent of her fellow liberal Justice Jackson. pic.twitter.com/FhSy6Pk2lz
Notably, Justice Jackson trains her fire on Justices Kagan and Sotomayor. In a footnote she basically accuses them of being dupes for the conservative majority. Kagan responds, basically accusing Jackson of not understanding longstanding law. 👀 pic.twitter.com/paR4XOKZMv
— Eric W. (@EWess92) March 31, 2026
Let me make an analogy, which illustrates the trajectory of the left. The leftwing propaganda media used to pretend. The leftwing propaganda media plainly favored Democrats -- and plainly favored Democrat constituent blocs like criminals, welfare recipients, women, transgenders, black and "brown" people, and Muslims -- but pretended to be applying neutral "rules" in its news coverage. They didn't intend to favor these groups out of political loyalty, you see, it was just that these completely neutral "rules" compelled them to cover these stories in this way. Now that was always a lie, because there are many contradictory "rules" they can apply in any case, and they choose which of these contradictory rules to apply according to their political bias. And then they deny the bias, lying that a "rule" forced their hand, without admitting that they chose that "rule" precisely because it would result in the outcome they desired. They are too cowardly and dishonest to admit they are simply political operators, so they used to spend a lot of time spamming out perfectly-disingenuous reasons why every single "journalistic" free choice they made just happened to favor the Democrat Party and its constituent blocks. The truth has a leftwing bias, they began saying at the end of the Age of Pretending, before they transitioned to just blatantly promoting the interests of Democrats and Democrat-favored constituent blocs. It began under GWB, with influential Democrats decrying "both sides" and "balanced" coverage, urging "journalists" to just proclaim One Side Is Right and One Side Is Evil, which, of course, they ultimately did. Now they just openly favor and cheerlead the Democrat Party and its constituent blocs, and openly smear Republicans and their constituent blocs (especially white people, males, straight men, and Christians) without any excuse or justification or any pretense whatsoever that they are applying neutral "rules" independent of their own partisan political agenda. Very, very similarly: Leftwing judges used to pretend that they weren't deliberately and consciously favoring Democrats and Democrat constituent blocs but were instead merely applying neutral "rules" that dictated their decisions. True enough, this was all a lie -- just as it was with the media -- and they would choose which supposedly neutral rule would apply in each case to favor the parties they went into the case favoring. But still, they did pretend. They would blatantly mis-characterize and mis-categorize parties in a dispute to elevate the party they politically favored and disadvantaged the party they disfavored, but still, they pretended to be working within a legal framework of analysis. But Ketanji Brown Jackson now does what leftwing "journalists" did before her -- she decides that all of this talk of "rules-based" decisionmaking is just a game that favors the Bad People, so the Good People should just throw out all rules and do what leftists have been doing forever anyway, just ruling in favor of the left's favored constituent groups and ignoring laws and logic to get to whatever outcome the leftists' "conscience" dictates. Yes, she's stupid, and yes, she's chosen this theory of jurisprudence precisely because it rejects intellectual analysis and says "Just do whatever is in your stupid, corrupt communist heart." But she is NOT an aberration. This is where the entire left is now, and all of the absurd decisions you see coming from leftwing judges are following this same theory of jurisprudence, that explicitly puts particular people -- politically favored people -- over principle, and political outcomes over logic and coherence. No longer are we a nation of "laws not men." We are now a nation of particular "men" with specific Favored Identity Points, and the law must always be corrupted, distorted, perverted and twisted to deliver the outcomes favored by those with those Favored Identity Points. And they're not even pretending to work within a system of objective rules any longer. Update: Gorsuch mocked Justice DEI for claiming she wasn't really restricting the therapist's speech because she was allowed to sometimes speak or even "write papers."
Justice Gorsuch is the master of scathing quote marks. pic.twitter.com/xplrtrNcG1
— Jason Willick (@jawillick) March 31, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (PrKv7)
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Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 05:35 PM (3ek7K)
It is now settled case law and can be cited on any number of other issues semi related to this one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 05:36 PM (0N4FZ)
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Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (wVcYX)
oh I completely forgot! I bet it's impossible to get reservations at this hour.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (TKBaI)
BREAKING: A judge blocks a Trump administration order to end federal funding for NPR and PBS.
The constitution REQUIRES congress to pay for TV and radio! Its in the Good 'n' Plenty clause!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (El6/E)
She's
a dunce
a dolt
a lightweight
a nullity
a lackwit
Slow Joe's one and only one SCOTUS appointment. Thanks Heavens for that!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (xG4kz)
Biden‘s obsession with promoting black women cost our nation dearly
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (JzGvw)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (Fa8ib)
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hahahah!! the're ALL are tired of her low IQ , DEI stupid shit!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (1wjle)
Go anyways, they always have last minute drop outs.
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
Also the left: You can't ungroom kids.
That's just it. They absolutely believe that kids can BECOME homosexual or trans. They beleive that people can have a "phase" in college. But if you talk about helping kids move away from this its impossible, its graven on your DNA, NO ONE CAN EVER STOP BEING QUEER.
Confirmed by the US Senate folks.
She was obviously not qualified in any sane sense for the job, but the GOP after some theatrics and camera time couldn't wait to approve her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (+48wn)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (gKWVE)
h/t Solzhenitsyn
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)
Governor Gavin Newsom
@CAgovernor
Conversion therapy is discredited junk science that inflicts harm on LGBTQ youth.
The Supreme Court’s decision is disappointing and puts vulnerable kids at risk.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:41 PM (ndZc7)
Meanwhile, they're allowed to say, "You're such a brave, beautiful girl!" to a crazy man who thinks he's a girl.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2026 05:41 PM (mkw2N)
Wise Latina slammed her
and now Kagan slammed her
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
Suplex off the top rope?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (wVcYX)
Like that scene in A Few Good Men where the Tom Cruise character eviscerates the Demi Moore character for “strenuously” objecting in court after the judge overruled…. Yeah it helped a lot to make that objection strenuous!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (2JFBE)
"Well if you'd followed the @*$@($@ING CONSTITUTION the courts would be very weak and wouldn't NEED that kind of checks on their power but NOOOOoOOOOO"
--James Madison
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (El6/E)
What makes you think our "GOP-controlled" Senate would vote to convict if there was?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (CwhoI)
Wise Latina slammed her
and now Kagan slammed her
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
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Too bad. I hope they bask in her reflected limelight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (RIvkX)
Does this type ruling give teachers the "right" to groom "Their Children", just helping them find their inner gender dysphoria? It sounds like that would also be "free speech", though it does amount to "professional conduct" and grooming kids is not part of any classroom (or should not be).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (lHTOU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (xT8gx)
That's the one!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:44 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mr Noem at March 31, 2026 05:44 PM (gKWVE)
"she has the most perfect credentials evar! She's the bestest judge of all time!"
--Leftists
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:44 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:44 PM (JzGvw)
What was at issue was a law banning therapists from talking to gay or trans kids about converting back to their normal and usual sexual orientations and genders.
That’s what Gorsuch was talking about: the law allowed therapists to affirm a gay or tranny’s change in orientation, but not to try to talk them out of it.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM
They are both the same color, both had the same opportunities and they have come to rest on opposite sides of the spectrum from each other.
And Thomas needs to retire and let Trump replace him or we could face the exact same scenario as obama did with ruth ginsberg.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 05:46 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at March 31, 2026 05:46 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (wVcYX)
Like that scene in A Few Good Men where the Tom Cruise character eviscerates the Demi Moore character for “strenuously” objecting in court after the judge overruled…. Yeah it helped a lot to make that objection strenuous!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (xT8gx)
Maybe we put her up in the same hotel/room that Col. Markinson stayed in. His pistol still has 7 rounds left.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (1wjle)
Go anyways, they always have last minute drop outs.
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)
This takes on a sinister new meaning when referring to a 'Trans Day of anything'...
Posted by: Croaker at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (+BcZI)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)
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I'm more surprised by Sotomayor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (lHTOU)
That’s what Gorsuch was talking about: the law allowed therapists to affirm a gay or tranny’s change in orientation, but not to try to talk them out of it.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (1LxEq)
Well, most of us got that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (2JFBE)
https://tinyurl.com/afk9b37v
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (5xuJ/)
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She runs her mouth enough she should know best.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (ZwdAr)
--Leftists
Another Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (El6/E)
Unless you are prescribing medication? I'd say no.
Just talk falls under Freedom of Speech... because there is no definable quantification of results. You can't measure if therapy works... it is all a matter of opinion...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (Cqx++)
In the mean time, she's alienated almost all the SCOTUS jurists, including Kagan and Soto to a certain degree.
She's lost all influence on the Court. Thank God.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Crusader at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (El6/E)
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The ratchet is only allowed to move in one direction only.
What's done can never, ever be undone. Unless it serves the Left's interests, of course.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (ESVrU)
Talking to kids who may believe they're gay or "trans," whether it's actually what they think and how to address it without following the degenerate unthinking left-wing "affirmation" formula regardless of the kids' best interests or well-being - bad
Posted by: This timeline is horrifying at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (TbWk/)
--Leftists
Another Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (ndZc7)
Ruth Bader Ginsberg's body temperature is oddly the same as KBJ's IQ.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (N39Ws)
Had it been me, I'd had laughed her out of her confirmation hearing when she uttered that nonsense.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (cYBz/)
Every one of them is hollaring on social media about how every medical association ever on the planet says that conversion therapy is worthless and how DARE the court???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:49 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (snZF9)
Racist bigots like you need to be subject to immediate arrest.
Posted by: The Left at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (xT8gx)
https://tinyurl.com/afk9b37v
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (5xuJ/)
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And just to add insult to injury, dismantle that judge's courtroom brick by brick and recycle the materials in building the new ballroom.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (ESVrU)
oh I completely forgot! I bet it's impossible to get reservations at this hour.
Posted by: ace
I still have my Black History Month lights up!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (ndZc7)
"Just give us one more presidency, just one, that's all we'll ever need!"
--The Democrats (D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (El6/E)
Based on what you've posted here about your family, which seems like it wasn't a picnic, imagine if they hadn't professed Christianity but instead were big wokies.
Posted by: horrors beyond imagination at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE)
Also the left: You can't ungroom kids."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (TKB
In a nut shell.
Posted by: javems at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Is this the nadir or can she go lower at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (hJH5n)
Gender refers to possessive pronouns: his, hers, its theirs.
You know. Like you learned in fourth grade.
Posted by: Grammar Gestapo at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (El6/E)
I almost bought the Trans Am version of the Camaro a few years back... now I really wish I had.
It was an aftermarket mod'd Camaro SS with the Chicken on the hood, and T tops...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)
They're auditioning for SCOTUS, for when the next Democrat POTUS expands and packs the court.
The activist judges are demonstrating precisely the qualities that you would look for in such a corrupt scheme, of mental midgetry, moral vacancy, and above all, complete and absolute Loyalty to the Clique. Biasberg may very well rationally expect to be the next Chief Justice, unless the SAVE Act is passed.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (xT8gx)
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Let's not be rash and maybe say something regrettable later.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (RIvkX)
I bet they will too, the conservatives anyway, if she has any sayso. DEI at it's foulest.
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (LHPAg)
Does this type ruling give teachers the "right" to groom "Their Children", just helping them find their inner gender dysphoria? It sounds like that would also be "free speech", though it does amount to "professional conduct" and grooming kids is not part of any classroom (or should not be).
Posted by: illiniwek
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Good question. A professional counseling a patient is not someone standing on a soapbox. A doctor would be restricted from telling a patient to smoke 20 cigarettes a day to improve their voice.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 05:53 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:53 PM (1LxEq)
Kavanaugh >> Gorsuch >>>>>>ACB
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (vE0+H)
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She is showing the same mental acuity as the president who nominated her to the Supreme Court but at least Biden had dementia as an excuse.
Posted by: Decaf at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (Tbs6N)
--James Madison
What does that have to do with movies?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: horrors beyond imagination at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (gKWVE)
Fuck me, now there's a chilling thought.
Posted by: I do shudder at it. Shudder, I say! at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (xT8gx)
OK, so this is an outside group suing the Pres...
How can they show harm to themselves? How do they have standing to even sue?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM (n5tGW)
You may say she's a DEI hire or profoundly stupid and I won't argue, but she's there to do exactly what she is doing.
And yet she will eventually stumble into a correct vote on an issue and we'll dutifully applaud, like she just shouted "Puttin on the Ritz" whilst doing a spaz dance.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 31, 2026 05:55 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:55 PM (pDt9x)
Same. Kagan, although a liberal, understands her job and takes it seriously. That even Sotomayor disagrees with her should tell KBJ just how bad she screwed up.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 05:55 PM (CwhoI)
Could not agree more. Trump can nominate one of Thomas' proteges.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 31, 2026 05:55 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Reference at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Accomack at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (8jVAy)
I would like to be able to see the Pubbies who voted for Jumanji’s confirmation. They should live in perpetual shame for that.
Posted by: tubal
They are George Will types who believe the president should get whomever he nominates.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (Cqx++)
I mean for most of the production run the difference was grille and a name badge anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:52 PM (Sy6m/)
It is clear there needs to be some sort of regulatory body to reign in the actions of rogue judges. Such a body, would, of necessity, be extra-judicial. Exactly what form it might take is a matter for debate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (lHTOU)
true, there were times in the past when Kagan went toward the center, Soto almost never
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)
Despite my personal feelings I like to think that the justices of the Supreme Court are very intelligent law nerds who are able to understand the law and eloquently and their positions and opinions. Basically I expect they can run rings intellectually around 95% of the population (on matters of law).
Except for KJB.
She really is a fuckwit, isn't she?
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (XT5+k)
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She's right! Once freedom breaks out there's no stopping it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (ndZc7)
Not like that means anything.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)
"Man @(*$@ that (*@$!!! I had a whole franchise lined up and then the movie didn't do so good. That big austrian cracker has the dumbest movies ever and he gets Terminator and I get canceled!"
--Carl Weathers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:58 PM (El6/E)
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makes sense
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)
Me three.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (a+4eV)
>You're making a retarded leap .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (V4IXI)
Harry projecting chemjeff levels of stupidity
Posted by: cherries in season at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (43wzR)
He'd probably pick someone like Ted Cruz. I would be more comfortable with a JD pick.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I wouldn't recognize any of the area around there anymore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (2pORR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (El6/E)
No, for many years, Trans-Ams had a number of different Pontiac engines, that did not share parts with similar-sized Chevy engines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:00 PM (2JFBE)
I'm not saying this of Ginsberg or Kagan; like you say, they were/are "law nerds".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (5rh/l)
--Carl Weathers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:58 PM (El6/E)
Yeah, but it's all good. You get free beverage refills at Burger King.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (0aYVJ)
I mean for most of the production run the difference was grille and a name badge anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:56 PM (El6/E)
Be different. 64 Chevy Nova Super Sport.
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (LHPAg)
"Man @(*$@ that (*@$!!! I had a whole franchise lined up and then the movie didn't do so good. That big austrian cracker has the dumbest movies ever and he gets Terminator and I get canceled!"
--Carl Weathers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:58 PM (El6/E)
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They did team up for Predator and share the greatest handshake in all of human history.
Action Jackson is an underrated 80s action movie and deserved better than it got.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I wouldn't recognize any of the area around there anymore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (2pORR)
KBJ school for "Special" students...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (ynpvh)
Also said it earlier, but the idea that this dumbass got into and through any law school in the country is a scathing indictment of the entire system.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (oqH4h)
We were burned when she made the court
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 06:03 PM (RDqo2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (xT8gx)
He's 77...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 06:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:53 PM (1LxEq)
I'm reasonably certain that "conversion therapy" is the term used by the left for any therapy that doesn't immediately, unquestioningly and enthusiastically support and affirm a kid's profession of being gay or trans. It's done intentionally because it has nasty connotations of of (allegedly) brutal aversion therapy and behavioral operant conditioning therapy purportedly used on gays in the past, which I don't think even the most stereotypical evangelical right-wing reactionary would support.
Posted by: I am Napoleon! Give me cavalry to command! at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I wouldn't recognize any of the area around there anymore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2026 05:59 PM (2pORR)
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People's Academy for Juvenile Justice and Equity and Arts and Trans Rights #4
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ballistic
So did Mazie Hirono. Georgetown.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (gtcuf)
How can they show harm to themselves? How do they have standing to even sue?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:54 PM
They can't and they don't. They went judge shopping and this will be over turned on appeal.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (0N4FZ)
Mitt Romney (Utah)
Lisa Murkowski (Alaska)
These senators joined all 50 Democrats in backing her nomination, which was a significant bipartisan effort to confirm her appointment to the Supreme Court.
Jumanjis Republican votes for confirmation.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (pDt9x)
"you tore that boys arm off!!!"
"he had a spare!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: I am Napoleon! Give me cavalry to command! at March 31, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)
A course of hot lead injections is guaranteed to work, and is much cheaper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (2JFBE)
Yeah I know but the initial run was basically the same car. Then in the 80s the body styles were really similar, so I overstated things
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (El6/E)
https://tinyurl.com/afk9b37v
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (5xuJ/)
Trump just needs to pull these assholes aside and say look, keep it up and I send Delta to shoot you in the fucking head. If it gets out that I told you this I'll know who did it, and I'm still gonna send delta to come and shoot you in the fucking head.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (snZF9)
Unless you are prescribing medication? I'd say no.
Just talk falls under Freedom of Speech... because there is no definable quantification of results. You can't measure if therapy works... it is all a matter of opinion...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0K
Psychiatry is definitely practicing medicine. Psychiatrists are MDs and do prescribe medicine.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (GD0B3)
The Biden Administration and the gay/woke/tarded psychiatry and other associations have tried to crush any efforts in this direction and pseudoscience and harmful to "gay and trans" kids, while glossing over the fact that these populations have a very high incidence of trauma and psychological comorbidities (autism, depression, etc). It's not good medicine or good science, it's politics, ideology, and perversion.
Posted by: They want them twisted, not healed at March 31, 2026 06:08 PM (TbWk/)
Mitt Romney (Utah)
Lisa Murkowski (Alaska)
These senators joined all 50 Democrats in backing her nomination, which was a significant bipartisan effort to confirm her appointment to the Supreme Court.
Jumanjis Republican votes for confirmation.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:05 PM (pDt9x)
They only count as Republicans because there is no Deranged Fuckwit party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:08 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (OoFl2)
I knew this from watching Cheers and then Frasier….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:08 PM (xT8gx)
If the 3 are in the dissent, it might not be stupid.
If it's just Sotomayor and KBJ, it will be stupid.
If it's just KBJ, it will reach levels of insanity and stupidity that have never been seen before in any level of law.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 06:08 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:02 PM (xT8gx)
He's 77...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 06:03 PM (ynpvh)
Damn, that's how old I am. How did I end up retired?
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (El6/E)
LOL. I just got an email from someone running for senate in California celebrating the trans day of awareness. I want to respond that I am very aware; in fact, every time I try to forget about the trannies they shoot some innocent school kids. But it's Lent, so I didn't.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: They want them twisted, not healed
Fight!Fight!Fight!
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:10 PM (GD0B3)
This is like the third judge trying to stop him, kind of hilarious because they don't have any justification for it, just "don't do that!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:11 PM (El6/E)
I guess I have Aspergers or something.
Retard maybe.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:11 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (gKWVE)
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Not on your nellie!
Posted by: The Silly Party at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (lHTOU)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:06 PM (El6/E)
Indeed, the body platforms were identical, as was much of the running gear. But engines were distinctly different, until the Pontiac engine line was shut down, which date I don't remember. And muscle car buyers were very, very cognizant of engines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (1wjle)
LOL!!
Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (q177U)
You start that party and I will become a card-carrying member
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (El6/E)
He was quoting her, the original text says "writing papers" so this is the proper way to quote. It is not anything unusual. He quoted her because it was an important fact and necessary to include as a quote.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (Fg7bI)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (PrKv7)
Well, Trans Conversion Therapy is basically Gay Affirmation, so it's more like favoring the less insane perversion than anti-degeneracy per se.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 06:13 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (VWtfl)
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Where's Reginald FitzUrse when you really need him?
Posted by: The Silly Party at March 31, 2026 06:13 PM (lHTOU)
Posted by: gKWVE"
Is that the one with Biscuit Barrel?
I always thought he had a good platform.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:13 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (lHTOU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:12 PM (El6/E)
If they will accept you as a member, you probably don't want to belong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 06:15 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)
My ninth grade English teacher (summer) was so bloody hot.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (hJH5n)
I am worried Kagan and SM did some horse trading, although this case is not even close IMO, so hopefully that's not the case.
I hope to hear this tomorrow: The Constitution is not a suicide pact.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)
I had a couple of lady teachers who were moderately attractive, but most were matronly characters from The Far Side.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Roger B. Taney?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (ndZc7)
I get it... rules is rules, blah blah blah.
But, he invited them to do it anytime they wanted, he owns a palatial spread where neighbors wouldn't be disturbed, the Army didn't pay for rights to do it like with the gay racist NFL, and it looks cool for the Army.
Seems a little scoldy to me. I hope it's just a slap on the wrist and bygones are bygones. It's not called "The SchoolmArmy," after all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (BI5O2)
I am worried Kagan and SM did some horse trading, although this case is not even close IMO, so hopefully that's not the case.
I hope to hear this tomorrow: The Constitution is not a suicide pact.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:17 PM (lCppi)
The birthright citizenship case is DOA no doubt.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Roger B. Taney?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (ndZc7)
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Taney was emphatically not stupid, but he had...biases.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 06:19 PM (lHTOU)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:19 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:19 PM (GD0B3)
And air-conditioning.
And yoga pants.
Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)
We had a few like that, some were pretty young. I also had a teacher who was a complete star trek freak, and this was right before any of the spin offs and right after the first movie. She was probably around 30. She had a rack like cadillac bumper bullets, and they were never secured.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (snZF9)
Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
They'll have to fight whoever invented the tube top first. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (snZF9)
She can't tell you what a woman is.
Therefore what would a man be trans'ing into? Or a woman trans'ing away from?
Only approved therapists from the right institutions can ascertain these questions.
I side with the dissent.
Posted by: dum at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (It5AG)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
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Been to wal mart lately?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (qFwJc)
And air-conditioning.
And yoga pants.
Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
Yoga pants as a societal good is conditional. Very coditional. Much the same as Spandex and Speedos.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (pDt9x)
Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
Apparently you’ve never been to a Walmart where the land whales on motorized scooters wear yoga pants and it’s a sight you don’t wanna see… traumatizing… no HoF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:14 PM (El6/E)
You had 0 hot teachers.
Hippies are gross and they make me ructate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (GD0B3)
Iirc, she talks than all of them, by A LOT.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (xT8gx)
And air-conditioning.
And yoga pants.
Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
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My Spanish teacher in Leather pants in 1975.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (snZF9)
Better looking than Kristi Noem's husband, I hope!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (2JFBE)
>>@c14israel
·
3h
>>THE END OF THE "ISLAMIC REPUBLIC"?
>>A major new rift is tearing through Tehran as senior clerics break with the Revolutionary Guards (IRGC), according to Senior Iran Analyst Dror Balazada (
@DBalazada
).
>>Clerics report that the original regime structure has collapsed, and they have been pushed aside by the IRGC. The IRGC now exert total control over the centers of power, the nation's economic flow, and the relationship with Mojtaba Khamenei.
>>The isolation is so extreme that top clerics are now questioning if Mojtaba Khamenei is even alive and what condition he is in.
>>The conclusion from inside Tehran is clear: This is no longer an Islamic Republic- it is now a "Revolutionary Guards Republic."
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
Roger B. Taney?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I'll agree with that. A lot of people in the north had an "I don't care" attitude about southern slavery but the Dredd Scott decision effectively made them plantation overseers charged with returning "property".
A huge part of the hardening of attitudes leading up to the civil war.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (GD0B3)
It’s crazy how liberal and far right judges play different games. Kagan and Sotomayor are acting like it’s up to them to make thoughtful and principled rulings and maybe sometimes that means coming down in favor of something they personally disagree with.
Alito and the Handmaid and Justice Brett just decide to invent new law and ignore precedent in service of the fascist project.
And now that therapy is free speech there is no recourse if a therapist decides to start encouraging their clients to kill themselves.
Kagans concurrence is word salad. Jackson's dissent is persuasive.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (wBaIH)
Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
Apparently you’ve never been to a Walmart where the land whales on motorized scooters wear yoga pants and it’s a sight you don’t wanna see… traumatizing… no HoF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (xT8gx)
Especially the ones sporting sea lions as legs. damn....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (n5tGW)
Suppose a cardiologist starts giving verbal advice to his patients that they should smoke two packs of cigarettes every day. He believes that all the studies showing that cigarettes are harmful were flawed. Other than that, he practices cardiology perfectly. He performs procedures correctly and gives the correct prescriptions. But he still advises two packs a day of unfiltered Lucky Strikes.
Can the state pull his cardiology license? Or does he have a constitutional right to give dangerous medical advice in the course of his practice?
I think the answer is obviously yes, the state can restrict what medical advice he gives.
The difference, and I don't think the opinion addresses this, is that despite what the "expert" consensus may be, issues of sexuality and gender are just too fuzzy to decide that one position is absolutely correct. And so there must be room for differences of opinion.
But it seems preposterous to me that the state could license a physician and then have no control over the care he gives by verbal instructions.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (CKIwv)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
Shoulda had an Akbar warning…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)
Always was. This is just another mask dropped.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)
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So where is the Army?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: mea culpa at March 31, 2026 06:26 PM (nwSb4)
Romney
Murkowski
So the usual suspects.
People, these are NOT Republicans! They are assholes, and will do the bidding of whoever to get re-elected to their cushy jobs. They may as well be socialist Democrats. Stop voting for them.
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 06:26 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
Ack! I've been Ackbar'd!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:27 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2026 06:27 PM (hHbeA)
https://tinyurl.com/4e6373cs
They won't say anything like that at that level if it was not true.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)
Whoever invented yoga pants should be in the Human Hall of Fame.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
Apparently you’ve never been to a Walmart where the land whales on motorized scooters wear yoga pants and it’s a sight you don’t wanna see… traumatizing… no HoF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (xT8gx)
Especially the ones sporting sea lions as legs. damn....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (snZF9)
I’m now convinced yoga pants are evil because unfortunately every woman thinks she can pull them off.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (hJH5n)
This is marxism - in marxism (and Leftism generally) words are tools, not connected to a rational meaning. You say what you need to say to win. This is critical theory (which started as a legal theory) in action. This is Stalinism in action.
They use words to deceive, not to enlighten. Here, she is just using the laws, and her interns (certainly not her - I think she is illiterate) are trying to use marxist theory to destroy the constitution, one ruling at a time.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (Fg7bI)
The Handmaid?
Coney-Barrett was "conservative" on one issue and one issue only, and once that was taken care of she ran straight to Sandra Day-O'Connor territory.
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Candidus at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (qrdYx)
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (dIske)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (CKIwv)
Odor of burning straw detected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (hJH5n)
Well thats the problem, some look like you need tow chains to pull them off.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (snZF9)
What pisses me off is Home Depot and Harbor Freight.
You want a screwdriver and you have to walk forty fucking acres to find a 30 dollar screwdriver, or you can go to Harbor Freight where everyone's an asshole and you can't check out without giving your dental records.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
They'll have to fight whoever invented the tube top first. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:22 PM (snZF9)
Pencil skirts
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (GD0B3)
He lived there for years on the lam.
Living in Russia sucked so much balls that this guy *voluntarily* returned to face the vicissitudes of American justice in a double-murder trial rather than keep doing it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
Shoulda had an Akbar warning…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (xT8gx)
Here's one more in line with your hopes and dreams.
https://tinyurl.com/yxwhcu6z
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 06:16 PM (pDt9x)
It was the best of times and the worst of times.
(Old women wanted that action too.)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (g8Ew8)
Hiding in bunker, all their toys are broken LOL
Which Autopen pilot nominated this woman?
If I had to guess? Jill Biden.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 06:31 PM (gtcuf)
a quick sample
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qzjJAnnS0x4
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:31 PM (snZF9)
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This is the biggest issue with our current government. Trump, and his administration, should have addressed this on day one. Major fail.
They've been fucked ever since.
And, no... some obscure court in FL isn't going to resolve it.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)
Reuters lies like a rug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (2JFBE)
And we will be stick with the Cultural Marxist until she dies of olf age
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (n5tGW)
Dudes need room for their balls. What do you do?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)
@Sasquatch - it's not too late to give Clarence Thomas the CJ seat, right? Just fire Johnny Boy and promote Thomas. Even if it's his last day before retirement.
Posted by: RandomDave - new laptop, new hash at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (aJQbY)
Odor of burning straw detected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Okay, so you think cardiologists have no constitutional right to advise their patients to smoke cigarettes? Why not?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (CKIwv)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:33 PM
When you base your entire philosophy of life on materialism and your principles of justice based on emotion reactions to fairness, then you have no choice but to make the subjective the only criteria that matters.
When subjectivity rules there are no rules.
And they like it that way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)
My fourth grade teacher, who was my most beloved one for countless reasons, could be perhaps said to be pretty by some. But she was the same. She was very religious and dressed very conservatively. Any time she wore a skirt, for instance, out came the knee socks. Dresses were long. She almost never wore heels on any height.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (xT8gx)
Here's one more in line with your hopes and dreams.
https://tinyurl.com/yxwhcu6z
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)
Aah…. That’s more like it thank you
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (0aYVJ)
The Jesuits went bad 100 years ago.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (OoFl2)
—————-
Roasted chicken with Yukon gold potatoes. The potatoes are sliced lengthwise, liberally salted, and placed face down on a mat on top of a bed of grated Parmesan cheese. When they come out, they have a nice crispy golden brown layer of Parmesan on top. Always a hit here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (u73oe)
The Washington state constitution explicitly bans an income tax.
The Washington supreme court will find the "millionaires tax" legal anyway.
"Millionaires" (and many other people) are starting to flee Washington, not just because of the tax, but because the Washington judiciary is completely corrupt.
Posted by: YOUR Canadian Government! at March 31, 2026 06:34 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (CKIwv)
Suddenly you care about the Constitution.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:34 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:25 PM (CKIwv)
Odor of burning straw detected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:29 PM (2JFBE)
Fried neurons.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 06:34 PM (g8Ew8)
There are a LOT of problems with them. Girls that are too young are rocking them as jeans. Women are wearing them in public like they are not basically body paint. And, as many have noted; sea lion legs LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (aTgV0)
https://tinyurl.com/n7dmuyhf
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
Shoulda had an Akbar warning…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Damn! I'm late to my party! https://tinyurl.com/5n789thw
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ycI94)
The Washington state constitution explicitly bans an income tax.
The Washington supreme court will find the "millionaires tax" legal anyway.
"Millionaires" (and many other people) are starting to flee Washington, not just because of the tax, but because the Washington judiciary is completely corrupt.
Posted by: YOUR Canadian Government! at March 31, 2026 06:34 PM (n1OCj)
A “hate tax” (h/t, then- MEP Farage)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (hJH5n)
https://tinyurl.com/yxwhcu6z
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Without support that thing's gonna sag.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: RandomDave
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Thomas better retire this summer. The Democrats are taking the Senate and then we're probably going to get 8 years of Democrats. A fat black man in his 70s isn't gonna live another ten years.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (CKIwv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (2JFBE)
You are being reflexive. They tend to lie in editorials. In this case Reuters got an official statement from the Russian envoy. Now explain to me why they need to lie in this case. Does it make them look good ? No. It was coordinated with the US.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (hJH5n)
The worst are the "nude" XXL pants.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (LdBR/)
No hot teachers unfortunately.
I did have a typing teacher who was a little overweight who did spend time making herself up and dressing well who would lean over to check progress while letting her considerable bosom come in contact with my back.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (Y8DZL)
Roberts is a f'ing traitor. He could stop this. But this is his desire.
The judicial/legal system is our Communist State Politburo and Roberts is the General Secretary.
Am I wrong? I am not wrong.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM (snZF9)
*******
Fuckin’ poetry…
Posted by: EFG at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (FAgZG)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (CKIwv)
Suddenly you care about the Constitution.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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When have I not?
If you can't answer the question, just say "I'm too dumb to answer the question."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:37 PM (CKIwv)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:35 PM (CKIwv)
When was the election canceled?
“Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome – we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us.” - Robert W. Pratt
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:37 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Shoppped
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 06:37 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (CKIwv)
No, you have it wrong, to nobody's great surprise. Cardiologists have every Constitutional right to advise their patients to smoke unfiltered Camels. And their patients have the right to stupidly follow that advice, or wisely reject it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (2JFBE)
Judge number 2. says Trump's EPA, etc. can't remove species from the endangered species list. Judge number 3. says Trump can't defund PBS. Judge number 4 says Trump can't stop paying Fed funds to a state with no control of fraud regarding said Fed funds.
I'm sure I've missed other judicial fiats today.
I believe we have a judge problem.
Posted by: jen the original at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (9wVPs)
Posted by: RandomDave - new laptop, new hash at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (aJQbY)
*********
Would work for me. Also, if I knew that we were guaranteed to win the Presidency in 2028 and control the Senate, I'd go with elevating Rogers Brown to the USSC even though she's in her late 70s, just to show the nation that non-leftist black women are good choices for the USSC. Then, when these two are ready for retirement, replace them with Thomas's proteges.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (hHbeA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (BI5O2)
If you can't answer the question, just say "I'm too dumb to answer the question."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:37 PM (CKIwv)
All the time.
Nothing means shit to you and you constantly make this very plain. The Constitution does not exist for the asking as much as you believe otherwise.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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The Democrats thought that too. Then RBG croaked at the worst possible time.
Alito and Thomas can't repeat that error. Step down, name your successor, and enjoy the golden years.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (CKIwv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 06:20 PM
Here's some helpful quotes should you encounter a similar situation in the future:
“Are you a Vulcan? Because I find your logic and beauty fascinating.”
“I’d travel to the Delta Quadrant just to be with you.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ballistic
++++
So did Mazie Hirono. Georgetown.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Before or after she was seated in the Senate?
If before, yes this is "a scathing indictment of the legal system".
If after, it's a scathing indictment of Georgetown Law, which was sucking up to someone who has influence on government cash disbursements to law schools.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 06:41 PM (nwB28)
Posted by: jen the original at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (9wVPs)
Nothing means shit to you and you constantly make this very plain. The Constitution does not exist for the asking as much as you believe otherwise.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Listen here faggot, I've been here 23 years and I've cared about the Constitution the whole time. Fuck right off, I'm done with you and your cocksucking bullshit.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (CKIwv)
Alito and Thomas can't repeat that error. Step down, name your successor, and enjoy the golden years.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:40 PM (CKIwv)
When was the election canceled? I want to know.
Personally, I think we should have a double checking mechanism just in case you are wrong. It’s called: holding the election anyway.
(Name your successor. Go back to school and take a civics class. You slept through them along with your history classes,.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:45 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: jen the original
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No, I don't think that's right under today's opinion.
If the state determines that conversion therapy (involving only talking) is dangerous, it can't pull a license for endangering patients.
The difference is that you don't think conversions therapy is actually dangerous.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:46 PM (CKIwv)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 06:42 PM (CKIwv)
A temper tantrum and being insecure. So, remind me, how long have you been here again? And why should I care?
I’ll say it again: you are a wimp, you find nothing, absolutely nothing, worth defending, and are completely unwilling to defend the Constitution. You spent the better part of this afternoon bitching about its defense by the current administration. What am I to conclude? Nothing means shit to you, and you constantly make that plain. Go on another rant. And no, I am not a bundle of sticks or a MiG-15. But childish name calling suits you, I guess. Better than standing up for what you believe in.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:52 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (lCppi)
Oh dear Schlürpo, I saw some fat chick wearing those the other day at work. I wanted to vomit.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 06:53 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 07:18 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 31, 2026 07:32 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Wenda at March 31, 2026 08:02 PM (yU1fv)
The main point of Kagan, and Sotomayor joining her, is that this protection works both ways. The government cannot stop someone from telling a kid to be straight and their birth sex and the government equally cannot stop someone from telling a kid to be of another sexual orientation or identity.
That is why they agreed with the majority rather than spewing nonsense with Jackson. They want to enshrine government protection of grooming.
Posted by: Sam at March 31, 2026 11:06 PM (7jMef)
Kristi Noem's Husband Is a Not-So-Secret Crossdresser Who Adorns Himself With Ridiculous Fake Breasts
So I was wondering: Why does Kristi Noem feel that she can have a very non-covert, practically overt affair with Corey Lewandowski? She refused to even deny it when asked about it at a congressional hearing.
I'm not being judgey, I'm asking: Why does she think that? Doesn't she worry about the husband finding out? The answer to the latter is "Nah, bruv." She does not worry about a jealous heterosexual husband, not at all. She might worry about her husband stealing her Wonderbras, though. And maybe this also explains why Trump moved so quickly to pack her off to Shield of the Americas Military School.These are the photos that allegedly show Kristi Noem's husband Bryon wearing comically oversized, lopsided breasts -- complete with fake protruding nipples -- to female members of an online fetish community. The Daily Mail obtained "hundreds" of messages purportedly sent between the former Secretary of Homeland Security's husband and three women who are involved in the so-called "bimbofication" fetish scene. The kinky community involves people injecting their busts with freakishly large amounts of saline in pursuit of a "Barbie-doll"-like appearance. The pictures show the South Dakota insurance mogul, who has three children with Noem, clad in pink hotpants and a skin-tight, flesh-colored crop-top stuffed with enormous balloons made to resemble massive cockeyed breasts. His face is clearly visible in several of the photos, including one in which his expression is so mundane it could be from a driver's license photo. In others he flashes a more flirty "kissy-face" pose in which he's pursing his lips. The outlet spoke with national security experts who said the existence of the scandalous photographs could have made his wife subject to potential blackmail threats. ... "They approach the person and say, if you work with us we won't expose this, and if you don't, we will. That's espionage 101." Kristi Noem was ousted from her role at DHS on March 5 after a pair of disastrous congressional hearings, including fumbling a question about whether she was having an affair with married top aide Corey Lewandowski.Noem claims the family has been "blindsided" by this. Press X to doubt. Her weird behavior suggests she's been dealing with this for years. See the article for the pictures. This pervert is wearing a shirt, but you can see the fake hooters and their misaligned nipples under the fabric of the shirt. I was going to post one but... eh. I'm not mad at you guys today so I won't do you like that. Piper's tweet has a snap if you must see it. If you don't want to see it: Imagine a seedier version of Hugh Laurie with giant foam-latex breasts with nipples that point the way to Bangor, Maine and Albuquerque, NM simultaneously.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)
HELLO
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (3ek7K)
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Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (gKWVE)
I really wish Trump would make better decisions on who he hires.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (JzGvw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 'e's a lumberjack and 'e's oh kay at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (gKWVE)
I suspect that Trump found this out right before he gave her the ax.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (JzGvw)
He has done quite well this time around.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (ndZc7)
i've hated her since she vetoed a bill to reserve girls sports for girls, just because one of her big corporate donors was a trans extremist.
>>>I really wish Trump would make better decisions on who he hires.
His decisions this term have been better except for Noem, and except for his, I assume, genuine contemplation of appointing Nazi short-eyes Matt Gaetz as director of FBI.
But mostly very solid. A complete 180 from the first term.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (1wjle)
I mean, you follow the example your leader sets, and Trump's no angel...
Of course, she's no Trump, which is why she can't get away with it.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (1wjle)
I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (9FEtL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Steiner at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (n17eQ)
It would have been simpler for her to ship him to Canada for the suicide pod. Altho I doubt anyone wants his organs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (NtLe8)
I wonder if this was a "tell", that there was something going on in her own family.
I would not ever have suspected it was her husband however. He actually is handsome in his pictures where he is NOT dressed up like something he is not. Not meaning to sound gay or nothin'.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (gKWVE)
agree and who knows on Gaetz
that guy is such a self-promoter you really don't know if it wasn't mostly his own PR team pushing him
I'll never forgive her shooting that.... poor lil goat
she shot a goat! come on now
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (2GVsD)
yeah it's safe
you will crack up tho
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (xNy4G)
Did she know he was sharing pictures of it online in some fetish community?
Likely not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)
She's on my nutter list
hundred percent
also a Gaetz-level "influencer"
just super full of herself
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (abIsI)
Nope. Call me gay but my attraction to someone is, partly, influenced by what I think about them.
She's nasty. And I don't even think she's hot, anyway. She's "cute for a politician" which is like "Cute for a writer" that doesn't mean actually hot.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I'm your Huckleberry. That's just my game...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (5rh/l)
I knew I should have taken a right turn at Alb...
carrot spit-take
Nope, I'm out.
Posted by: Bugs (HareLess) Bunny at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)
Not going to search out pictures of this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (2GVsD)
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Yeah, don't. That's a good call.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Maroon
I think a part of the problem is that players at that level are often narcissists with a hidden agenda so oftentimes Trump’s choice is choosing between narcissists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)
Please? We've been very naughty...
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (gKWVE)
i'm just keeping kristie's (.) (.) in my mental image file as a safe haven....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (578V/)
Posted by: Dean Craig "Craigular Joe" Pelton, Greenwood Community College at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)
yoga pants? or fancy pants?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (xcxpd)
Unfortunately whenever Driscoll posts something in there you have to scroll... and scroll... and scroll some more, just to get to a post that is worth reading below it.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Nasty is as nasty does at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (abIsI)
If only the #$%^in weirdo dressed like Old Yeller.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (D0HYP)
I bring this up only to remind everyone that Biden's Supreme Court DEI hire is related by marriage to Paul Ryan, who thinks she's a brilliant mind.
"Our politics may differ, but my praise for Ketanji's intellect, for her character, and for her integrity, is unequivocal," Ryan wrote.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (f0sNM)
Nope. Call me gay but my attraction to someone is, partly, influenced by what I think about them.
She's nasty. And I don't even think she's hot, anyway. She's "cute for a politician" which is like "Cute for a writer" that doesn't mean actually hot.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)
If you could get her to stop applying make-up with a trowel she'd probably be cute.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (9FEtL)
Posted by: Cricket's dad at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM
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Very nice to show us mercy during Holy Week.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (ZOv7s)
Him or the shop teacher in Canada?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Mein gott! What zepplins!
Posted by: Paul von Hindenburg at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM
ISWYDT
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Chuck C
I WARNED YOU!!!!
Posted by: Alex Jones at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (Fbc0I)
Nope. Call me gay but my attraction to someone is, partly, influenced by what I think about them.
She's nasty. And I don't even think she's hot, anyway. She's "cute for a politician" which is like "Cute for a writer" that doesn't mean actually hot.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)
So you would not wash your face with her ass?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Dean Craig at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (gZLU7)
Last night, one of the 'Ettes predicted (incorrectly) that 'Rons would be panting all over the prospect of racy photos of Fang Fang coming out in the Swalwell Files. Instead, the general reaction was "Eh, she's average for a Chinese gal. 5 or 6, in context." But clearly, that doesn't stop some of the guys here normally, who appear (as Ace has noted) to be in prison.
I think the difference is that ordinary women are interesting, and 304s are not. You can find photos of above-average 304s by accident, with an innocent search on the wrong terms, and perfect 10s are an easy deliberate query away. But -- this is my hypothesis -- the accidentally famous ordinary woman retains an element of mystery, and that's what incites the interest.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 04:40 PM (pvf3X)
ugh where do you perverts come up with your perversions?
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)
That's how you get the pinkeye
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (gKWVE)
I want you to understand how grateful we are for this
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04
I am going to let you in on a little secret- the hotness / goodness of the spouse does not affect a narcissist who believes their physical needs trump vows, family and everything else.
In this story, I do not know who wins the title of worst. Seems like they both weren’t very committed to each other.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (OoFl2)
the kind of wife a Barbie fetishist would need!
lol
She was really out of place as head of ICE.
I could see her as the head of a comic book spy agency, though,l, so mm ething ike N.I.C.E.
Posted by: kallisto at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (AFgnE)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (YwEeS)
She's nasty. And I don't even think she's hot, anyway. She's "cute for a politician" which is like "Cute for a writer" that doesn't mean actually hot.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)
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Politics really hardens women's faces. You see it again and again. She used to be very cute, fresh-faced and then whether its the stress or attention, she just took on the Tammy Faye Bakker look.
Never go full Tammy Faye.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (ZOv7s)
But is it that difficult to find someone who isn't either a sexual weirdo themselves or directly connected to someone who is?
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)
Who knows who she would have shot if he was!?!?!
Posted by: Tyler James Robinson at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (JCZqz)
At this point I'm all in favor of sending off to slave labor camps anyone who shows even the slightest deviant fetish up to and including foot bros.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (fRE40)
ugh where do you perverts come up with your perversions?
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)
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Berserker Bro.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (DwICI)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)
ugh where do you perverts come up with your perversions?
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)
Honestly...Berserker's brother. I just really liked the quote.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)
... i might have to work on making that hit the rhythm better
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)
I also think Pam Bondi turns out to be pretty worthless.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (JzGvw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (xNy4G)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)
You mean the one where you get to look up my nose?
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (OoFl2)
I didn't have a problem with Noem shooting a dog on her ranch. It was a killer and couldn't be trained out of it. It was her putting it in an autobiography and expecting everybody to see it as something cool, an authentic piece of rural life.
This is a recurring theme with her. If she's OK with something, she can't comprehend it being a problem with the public.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM
It's our gift, it's our curse.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (4NO2D)
Never go full Tammy Faye.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (ZOv7s)
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I think you are correct, but extend it to any high-stress, more-than-full-time job.
Females in these roles take on the stresses and time sinks of being in traditionally-masculine roles but want to retain their feminine beauty, so they do botox, fillers, surgery, and makeup to cover it all up until the inevitable Tammy Faye look sets in.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (oqH4h)
Noem is crazy adjacent. Mace is bug fuck nuts directly.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)
Seems like Mr Noem is more in need of Bigby's Pimp Slap
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (gKWVE)
At least if he was a furry he would be in a full costume and nobody would recognize him.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Bobby Bare at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (TN0g+)
He seems to enjoy it when Chuck Schumer does it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)
Niiiiiice!
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (fRE40)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
*******
I find him creepy, but I guess it's a step up the ladder.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (NpAcC)
Now that she's gone. Fuck her and her cross dressing husband.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (aTgV0)
I also think Pam Bondi turns out to be pretty worthless.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (JzGvw)
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Can we face facts that Trump has a weakness for good looking (ish) women? If there's one pattern in his hiring over both terms it's that. I think it makes him overlook a LOT of faults.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (oqH4h)
Governor Ron DeSantis is calling on the Florida Legislature to impeach Circuit Judge Tiffany Baker!
Baker allowed Daniel Spencer out on bond after he was convicted of abusing his stepdaughter Missy.
Spencer went home and murdered Missy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)
No one blamed Travis for shooting Old Yeller. However, I'm sure Travis never talked about it, let alone bragged about it.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (D0HYP)
Some are decidedly really bad at them.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)
You mean the one where you get to look up my nose?
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (OoFl2)
Yeah… why that angle?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (xT8gx)
Never go full Tammy Faye.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Tammy Faye doesn't look that crazy to me anymore. I see women wearing huge false eyelashes and I can see the contour drawn on their face and their brows laminated like Thanedar and they look like their face would leave stains on your blouse if they hugged your shirt.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (hFsFh)
Posted by: Bad Joke Central at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (It5AG)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (aTgV0)
Sometimes a person's personal life and how they handle it can indicate red flags to look for in their professional life.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)
Bernie tweeted that he wants to tax billionaires at 5% a year, raise $4.4T every year and give “families” (whatever that even means) a $12k check with the money.
Slight problem is for 5% of a number to be worth 4.4 trillion that number needs to be $880T. Which is about 10X the net worth of all of the billionaires in the country. And then of course the whole and stock market plunging thing as billionaires have to sell stock to pay the tax.
Nobody ever accused communists of being good at math.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (0TtYd)
I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)
Just goes to show that no matter how hot she is, somewhere someone is tired of her shit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (y9nCu)
Spencer went home and murdered Missy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)
What's the problem?
Posted by: The Pro-Criminal Left at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (fRE40)
Posted by: Desinex at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:46 PM (aTgV0)
after Mark Andrew Edwards' post, ace is probably going to give us a pic of Ketanji Jackson showing off her booty
Posted by: she shows her ass in every legal dissent already at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
*******
I find him creepy, but I guess it's a step up the ladder.
Posted by: redridinghood
He's a brute.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (cpys8)
24 This guy is a fruit.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM
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Well, yeah. Whatever social subcategories and obscure terminology are cited, it's actually as simple as that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (VWtfl)
It is blackmail material. It should impact her security clearance.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)
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10000% this.
Nancy Mace is a bunny boiler
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)
yoga pants? or fancy pants?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March
I think what this poor guy is missing is I am either a very annoying older or younger sister to y’all, depending on where you fall on the 29 scale.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Accomack at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (y9nCu)
*******
Maybe she's tired of his shit.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (aTgV0)
It was a killer? He killed some chickens. He didn't attack a person.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)
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I looked so you wouldn't have to: "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.
Posted by: Crusader at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)
Ok maybe. I’ll grant you a maybe there if it’s you that has the personal life issues. But this is her husband’s personal life. You can be good at your job even if your husband is a weirdo. The two are not related.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (0TtYd)
It is blackmail material. It should impact her security clearance.
Posted by: Chuck C at March
It isn’t any more!
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)
You mean the one where you get to look up my nose?
Yes, that's exactly what I meant. Lol. It's a fierce pose.
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (uVtfw)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (MIIRH)
One is looking at the wall the other is looking at the ceiling.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (aTgV0)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Zombie Marty Feldman at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)
When the solution is always the same thing, be it "socialism" or "tax the rich" or "impeach Trump" then you know that these are not solutions, they are only goals, and the claimed pretext is just an excuse.
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Tomorrow is also oral arguments at SCOTUS for the Birthright Citizen case. If all goes well, the conservative justices will make it clear that illegals having babies in the US aren't automatically citizens, and the Lefty judges will freak the fuck out.
I expect KBJ to be especially retarded and hysterical.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)
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They weren't so great when he was in his youngage.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (DwICI)
I understood it was dying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM (El6/E)
Only after she shot him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM
ALL SHALL LOVE HER AND DESPAIR
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (fRE40)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR)
What are you implying?
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (0TtYd)
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If you're a regular professional man in [insert industry here] and your wife is also frequenting sex/fetish clubs and it's a non-secret in your area of operations, don't be surprised when people take you less seriously because you don't have your shit together at home.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM
Imma go out on a limb and say that's one pair of tittays that you're *not* looking at.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (Wnv9h)
It was a killer? He killed some chickens. He didn't attack a person.
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I think its well established that most seriel killers begin by killing small animals when they're growing up...
Posted by: Confusing man at a dinner party at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (0TtYd)
She's lying about not knowing about it . And she openly was having an affair with a staffer.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (kamC8)
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John Roberts and the Amy Comey Barrett will side with the leftists. Bet money on it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (PSEDc)
Heh. The next Cujo !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (V4IXI)
They are at their core children who still believe in Santa Claus.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: France at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)
Ok maybe. I’ll grant you a maybe there if it’s you that has the personal life issues. But this is her husband’s personal life. You can be good at your job even if your husband is a weirdo. The two are not related.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (0TtYd)
*fist bump*
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (Uxei0)
Posted by: Turkey at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (uVtfw)
You mean the one where you get to look up my nose?
Yes, that's exactly what I meant. Lol. It's a fierce pose.
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 31, 2026 04
Ha! Thank you. It’s actually a screen shot from an instagram reel / ad for my studio. The lighting was ideal.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:54 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (0TtYd)
https://is.gd/YBW74R
https://is.gd/JqzdQE
https://is.gd/VSz7B0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (0TtYd)
I won't be surprised if you are right... Unfortunately
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (kamC8)
I just don’t get it… Noem is hot and this guy is messing around with silly perversions when he could be enjoying his hot wife. WTF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)
In an interview years ago Heather Locklear admitted that an early husband had a 3K a month porn addiction that ended their marriage. Even Heather friggin' Locklear can't lock them down.
Posted by: Croaker at March 31, 2026 04:56 PM (+BcZI)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:56 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (V4IXI)
A lying politician who also fucks around? Quick to my fainting couch. For I have never seen or heard of such a thing.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:56 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (9FEtL)
I think Onan the Barbarian would be an apt Moron name...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)
I wonder if Mr Noem, or whatever he is, didn't deeply resent his wife, the time she spent in politics, and the crap he wound up being dumped on him, and this is he revenge.
That is the only excuse I can think for the dead level expression in the kink pic.
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (rbvCR)
Those are not his tits.
Also, not sexy.
I feel bad for the guy. Imagine you like women with 3000 cc saline boobs. Okay, sure. That's your thing.
But that REALLY narrows down the pool.
Back to my Argentinian film 'Crazy Old Lady.' On Shudder. Not about Hillary or Nancy. Some poor guy goes to take care of his ex-wifes mother. Crap just got real. We'll see how bad this horror movie gets.
But sadly, I'm sure morons here could beat it.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
True, but....they've been on a tear recently. And the ask isn't that crazy...you just need legal, permanent status, consistent with Wong Kim Ark and other precedent.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (JCZqz)
I don't think he was in that season of Blackadder.
IYKYK
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (93YsA)
I could see her as the head of a comic book spy agency, though,l, so mm ething ike N.I.C.E.
Posted by: kallisto at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (AFgnE)
Well, she's been put in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D. of the Americas. Unfortunately, that means she gets Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch, instead of Scarlett Johansson's catsuit. However! Since she kind of looks a little like Angelina Jolie, this opens up the possibility of a Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow crossover. Niiice.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 31, 2026 04:57 PM (guGkK)
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (PYrt4)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: BIP at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (0TtYd)
I won't be surprised if you are right... Unfortunately
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM (kamC
******
Alito and Thomas broke the mold. I can't imagine that we will ever get another Justice as great as these two have been.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Haven’t you heard the expression that for every hot woman in existence there is a guy who’s tired of her shit?
Besides if you’re into freaky gay shit like this guy, you could have Sydney Sweeny nekkid in front of you and it won’t matter.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM
I am flattered, but you will have waisted your life savings of quatloos.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Channeling Kristi:
I was his beard and he was my leg up, we got along well and everything was fine until it got into him like a drug and he went bozo.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (ZwdAr)
Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (aTgV0)
Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)
So he can join Tucker and Nostrils...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (x9vBb)
Posted on the wrong thread.
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Worrying livestock is a capital offense for a farm dog.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (a+4eV)
Slight problem is for 5% of a number to be worth 4.4 trillion that number needs to be $880T. Which is about 10X the net worth of all of the billionaires in the country.
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Well, he's a politician not a mathematician.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:00 PM (ndZc7)
This is like the opposite version of that football guy whose wife left him: multi millionaire athlete handsome guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (El6/E)
Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)
Explains the half-baked Canadian thing with the tiny head and enormous ears.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (fRE40)
Posted by: Piper"
Boner totally gone.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM
Then he flicked his reptilian nictitating membrane.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (kpS4V)
Explains the half-baked Canadian thing with the tiny head and enormous ears.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (fRE40)
Back to the drawing board with that one...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (kamC8)
IYKYK
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (93YsA)
So . . . "Bob".
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)
I know of a former Budweiser model who married an old highschool buddy of a friend of mine. She came home one day and this loser greeted her in the hallway wearing her underwear. She was unamused and shortly afterwards, unmarried..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)
Yes, that makes it a killer. Particularly if you eat because of those chickens.
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (x9vBb)
Yeah, once a dog figures out they can kill critters they go "oh, I can do that?" and its a big playground for them. They wipe out flocks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: redridinghood
You bitch!
Posted by: Zombie Scalia at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)
By whom? ArchiveOfOurOwn?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (gKWVE)
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I'm not Canadian! You take that back!
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (f0sNM)
If anything, I have the exact opposite reaction to hot women when it comes to the workplace. Would never want to hire one.
They skated through their life on their looks and they always have drama. It’s the adult version of an ultra spoiled child.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (JzGvw)
its why I crossed off south dakota off my list of states to move to, and now I think they got another RINO squishy anti-MAGA twinkie toes as governor so nah
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (aTgV0)
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Put me down for 5-4 with Alito and Thomas and then 2 others who decided to make it "close" for appearances but who would have voted the other way if needed.
Posted by: Crusader at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (TN0g+)
Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
Are these the Lizard People that we so frequently hear about?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (fRE40)
Back to the drawing board with that one...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (kamC
Make another mold and get some more PlastiGoop.
Posted by: Mattel Industries at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)
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10000% this.
Nancy Mace is a bunny boiler
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:48 PM
Most definitely, she makes my psycho radar go off.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (hFsFh)
Yeah they went straight to briefing him on the breeding program. Skipped right passed the fact that there were aliens in the first place.
Did they put LSD in the cucumber water served to GOP representatives?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Heroq
He'd ask her to hold a mirror over her face.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 05:03 PM (YlWIZ)
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Cruel but Accurate.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 04:58 PM (ynpvh)
Hey, that's MY line!
Posted by: Les Nessman, Five-time Winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
"If you wanted to wear silk underwear they make that for men. If you wanted to wear women's underwear GTFO"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (a+4eV)
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James Clapper makes me wonder if there isn't something to this "Reptilian Overlords" things.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (4NO2D)
its why I crossed off south dakota off my list of states to move to, and now I think they got another RINO squishy anti-MAGA twinkie toes as governor so nah
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos
Does this mean John Thune is a transvestite in his off time?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (abIsI)
It's pretty fringe but more than one person has alleged that the US government and some non-human races from...who knows where...had an agreement where they got tech and the monsters got to do human experiments without interference.
Supposedly the deal is no longer in force and there is bad blood.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR)
What are you implying?
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (skR0U)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (g8Ew8)
Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)
Explains the half-baked Canadian thing with the tiny head and enormous ears.
Posted by: Robert
(Damn, they're on to me!) https://tinyurl.com/3vs4prtk
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (JCZqz)
Cross dressers and trannies are always just caricatures of women though, down to the names
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (El6/E)
I recall that God was pretty tired of the shit going on in Sodom and Gomorrah, once.
Oh SMOD, where art thou?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (f0sNM)
James Carville
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (fhCge)
James Carville
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (V4IXI)
OMG yes... No way he's human
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
*******
I find him creepy, but I guess it's a step up the ladder.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:45 PM (NpAcC)
Creepy?! He tore off my arm and beat me to death with it! I never even got to live, to die from the end of Net Neutrality... *sniff*
Posted by: zombie Michelle Fields at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (El6/E)
Misogyny writ large among that population. They can get back to me after they pull a basketball through their left nostrils. Until then, they are just a bunch of freaking perverts with mommy issues.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (JzGvw)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:04 PM (f0sNM)
James Carville
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:06 PM (V4IXI)
Anita Dunn
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM (a+4eV)
Noem being appointed felt like one of those "make a deal" ones, rather than a planned one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (El6/E)
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Is the breeding farm named San Francisco?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: resist_we_much
What are you trying to say?
Posted by: Pam Bondi's Bunions at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (abIsI)
Maybe she's tired of his shit.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 04:49 PM (NpAcC)
Fair enough.
But between these two, Hastert the pedo, Chocolate Fonzie and his husband, the Pelosi hammerhead, the Biden degenerates etc., I don't want to hear another fucking word about "Sarah Palin's white trash family"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (y9nCu)
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Put me down for 5-4 with Alito and Thomas and then 2 others who decided to make it "close" for appearances but who would have voted the other way if needed.
Posted by: Crusader
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If they did originality like they are supposed to they would be very hard pressed to find any early history of magic dirt citizenship.
Before the 19th citizenship was derived from the husband/father citizenship, spouses and children.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:07 PM
You mean NOT being citizens?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (ZwdAr)
Completely disagree.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:05 PM (El6/E)
True. No normal woman would take "You look like a trans-woman" as compliment.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (aTgV0)
Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:59 PM (f0sNM)
Why not just send the aliens back to Mexico?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (ynpvh)
Look, I've been sharing all the failures of our work, but there's no appreciation for the effort. You already share photos of our more successful trials, like Anya Taylor-Joy and Jenna Ortega (although her DNA has proven to be unstable, and she's falling apart).
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (JCZqz)
If anything, I have the exact opposite reaction to hot women when it comes to the workplace. Would never want to hire one.
They skated through their life on their looks and they always have drama. It’s the adult version of an ultra spoiled child.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (JzGvw)
Agreed. Obviously it’s not mutually exclusive to be hot and smart, but it’s like affirmative action hires. You don”t know if they got the job for merit or for other reasons.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: Les Nessman, Five-time Winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (skR0U)
Tomorrow is also oral arguments at SCOTUS for the Birthright Citizen case.
ACLU is running ads on Fox News in favor of birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)
And here I thought we were lucky to get above freezing this week.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (wVcYX)
You might be very surprised to know how many rich and powerful men are secret perverts into all sorts of creepy shit like this (and much worse).
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)
That's probably because half of them would get deported in a just world.
Assholes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (y9nCu)
Speaking of which was it ever said why her dumbass husband left her? Also is she still single?
Horde...I can make her learn to love again.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 05:10 PM (fRE40)
Yeah, once a dog figures out they can kill critters they go "oh, I can do that?" and its a big playground for them. They wipe out flocks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (El6/E)
It's not like you're living in the 1800's. There are hundreds of facilities where you can send the dog to be adopted. It also was very young.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: quality learing center at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (oY6Yp)
Not if you know anything about history.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:11 PM (viF8m)
(.)(.)(.)
Posted by: Get your ass to Mars at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Maroon
Well, it's not like one of the nine or so 2A cases before them they that they should have ruled on years ago.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (aTgV0)
Uniboob?
That's what DH told me was the name of single women bobsledders.
I hope he was kidding, but you can't always tell. When the sound is off on the tv, he reads the chyrons, but not always accurately.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (DwqWV)
They skated through their life on their looks and they always have drama. It’s the adult version of an ultra spoiled child.
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (JzGvw)
I have an idea. Hire people for their abilities, not their looks. That means good looking women would have a fair chance too.
I know. I know. That's crazy talk.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Maroon
The presented case isn't so crazy...it only applies to births from now on, no retroactively. But, SCOTUS will have to address the possibility that, if they rule in Trump's favor, what happens if a future administration wants to go back and invalidate all the previous citizenship decisions. That will be awkward.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (JCZqz)
I said it earlier, Kristi put down the wrong dog.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (xT8gx)
ACLU is running ads on Fox News in favor of birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)
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KBJ is carbo loading tonight for her blather marathon tomorrow.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:02 PM (El6/E)
It's not like you're living in the 1800's. There are hundreds of facilities where you can send the dog to be adopted. It also was very young.
is it a beagle?
*shifty eyes*
asking for a friend
Posted by: fauci at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Do you want the responsibility if the dog that kills small animals for fun decides that somebody else's kid looks like a small enough animal?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (a+4eV)
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
Remember the rule: nothing justifies October 7th but October 7th justifies everything.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (ndZc7)
I expect a punt as well. It wouldn't necessarily cause chaos (ex post facto laws are illegal, you cannot penalize something that was legal before the law changed), but I don't see them making that significant a change. Its an obvious one (especially when you read the writings of the original author) but that has never forced them to do the right thing before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Broadcast Barry White music into space for 50 years and someone's gonna come a callin'.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (Y8DZL)
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I wonder if she was heard muttering, "And stay out of my underwear drawer" as she pulled the trigger.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (f0sNM)
That's just outsourcing killing the dog
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (a+4eV)
You're making a retarded leap .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (V4IXI)
At least the illegal anchor baby will live in the US.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (f0sNM)
If they weren't degenerate before becoming Ticket Takers, the degenerate(s) they sold their souls to made sure of it after.
Posted by: zombie Michelle Fields at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (ZN5Ar)
My Husband works in a dog rescue facility and they've gotten bad dogs and rehab them.... Some are not able to be rehabbed especially dogs who have killed other animals... They will not allow adoptions
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Broadcast Barry White music into space for 50 years and someone's gonna come a callin'.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 05:14 PM (Y8DZL)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:09 PM (aTgV0)
Uniboob?
Posted by: tcn in AK
Amazon Warriors.
Posted by: Onesicritus at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (JCZqz)
Swedes, Brazilians?
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4eV)
How would it cause anymore chaos than the SC overturning Trump's tariffs after they had taken in billions?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (th/4a)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (JCZqz)
I know. I know. That's crazy talk.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (g8Ew
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The problem is that women who are good looking are "better at their jobs" when the job involves being the public face of any organization, because men are dumb and we simply listen to hot chicks more than ones that look like someone set their face on fire and put it out with a rake.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice a
*MTG joins the chat*
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (abIsI)
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
Remember the rule: nothing justifies October 7th but October 7th justifies everything.
Mehdi, you got some splainin' to do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4e
I'm not trying to persuade you.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (y9nCu)
If you have ever watched AK State Troopers on tv, you will begin to understand Wasilla. Most of it deals with Wasilla, because that's where the crazies are.
Also, my address is Wasilla, but I don't live there. Too many tweakers. And just plain odd folks.
Sarah is lucky she escaped most of the nonsense, but I can't imagine raising a kid there with all the lunatics running around.
Mind you, most folks in Wasilla are just fine, mostly Christian of various ilks, trying to make a good living free from the commies running Anchorage. But then there's this streak of folks that just can't seem to get their poop in a group.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (DwqWV)
How would it cause anymore chaos than the SC overturning Trump's tariffs after they had taken in billions?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (viF8m)
Trump has pretty much thumbed his nose at SCOTUS in that one, hasn’t he? I know he hasn’t paid anyone back….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (xT8gx)
BREAKING: A judge blocks a Trump administration order to end federal funding for NPR and PBS.
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If NPR and PBS aren't funded, are any of us truly free?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (pDt9x)
No, a wirehair pointer, IIRC. A breed I had not heard of, but that does have a rep for needing careful training.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (Sy6m/)
Swedes, Brazilians?
Posted by: Skip
Central and South Americans, apparently. Alex Stein's "Big Booty Latinas."
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4eV)
Being less brinksman, you can try to separate the dog. There are dog rehabs. If the dog still has problems then you can go from there. In a vacuum, it may be the right call, but I think a dogs life is worth a little effort.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
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Is the breeding farm named San Francisco?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:08 PM (ndZc7)
As long as that is referenced as an entrance and not an exit that it is, it'll be uncomfortable.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Weirdos at March 31, 2026 05:19 PM (CJTQo)
That wasn’t an order that was a bill passed by Congress and signed by the president.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 05:19 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:55 PM
I am flattered, but you will have waisted your life savings of quatloos.
there's a corset involved?
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 05:19 PM (oY6Yp)
Geena Davis in an itty bikini?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:16 PM (viF8m)
Trump has pretty much thumbed his nose at SCOTUS in that one, hasn’t he? I know he hasn’t paid anyone back….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (xT8gx)
As a non-lawyer, I believe the ruling basically means that he can completely ban trade with anyone who tries to collect, until they agree to forfeit.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (Sy6m/)
No, a wirehair pointer, IIRC. A breed I had not heard of, but that does have a rep for needing careful training.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:18 PM (Sy6m/)
We have a German wirehaired pointer... Intense hunter... If they kill animals it would be hard to un-train them of that..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Weirdos
They're scrubbing their social media and text messages of similar images.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (oqH4h)
Hey! I resemble that remark.
Actually, most women have very plain faces, often a bit zaftig, working hard to get through life.
The idea that men listen to hot chicks is also false. They aren't listening, they are ogling, which is not the same thing, at all. Cross-reference all the boob emojis in this very comment string.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV)
Pearl Davis has had a good run mocking "Christian" (male) influencers in particular who then go around grooming teenaged boys. Or they're female and whoring around (at least with adults so, score one for the ladies, I guess).
I'm not here to complain about Christian doctrine. It works pretty well for some. Maybe most.
I don't think it works well for sluts, male or female, who like attention. Or if it does they should probably concentrate more on living a Christian life and less on telling everyone else to do it in between mouthfuls of cock.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (gKWVE)
Imagine if Abraham Lincoln had to go through a Commissar Judge from the South
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (xT8gx)
Well, that' just, like, your opinion, man.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)
No shit. Odin himself needs to come down to personally burn that dude's mancard and make him lick the toilets of Asgard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (1LxEq)
I saw that movie. It starred Jeff Goldblum, right?
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR)
Translated: Everyone is strange in one way or another
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (xT8gx)
"Conservative" meet up conventions have a nasty reputation for debauchery, wife swapping, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Right, because I'm the brinksman here, and not the guy who said that a perfectly reasonable thought process that he didn't agree with was retarded.
Are we leftists here?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:24 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (xT8gx)
Swedes, Brazilians?
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:15 PM (Ia/+0)
In the early 1900's the Natives along the Yukon explained that there are three kinds of white people. White men, black white men, and Swedes.
Make of it what you will.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (afFes)
Imagine if Abraham Lincoln had to go through a Commissar Judge from the South
Posted by: Skip
I'm afraid you can fire General McClellan. He has tenure and was appointed by congress. He's an independent agency.
You can't suppress the New York City Draft Riots any more. You used excessive force, and they have a right to block traffic, burn buildings, and refuse to serve.
Posted by: Leftist Judges throughout history at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:25 PM (JzGvw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV)
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Gonna disagree here. Men are MUCH more agreeable with whatever message is being delivered if it's being delivered by a woman who is easy on the eyes.
Kaileigh McEneany is good-looking and also happens to be good at her job. She would be less "good at her job" if she weren't good-looking, because men, at least those of us who are generally receptive to what the Trump WH has to say about things, don't want to have to look at some purple hair nosering yammering at us.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (xT8gx)
and some people still watch Fox News.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)
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Kimberly Guilfoyle. They were married.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (RIvkX)
I really wish Trump would make better decisions on who he hires.
Posted by: Maroon
I have some very bad news for you. In modern, 21st Century politics, finding somebody who isn't a train wreck is a needle in a haystack affair. Just hope for not a commie and pray.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (oqH4h)
Hell, I've read that Japanese will look down on you if you have dandruff, since it means your wife doesn't care enough about you to deal with your obliviousness.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (Sy6m/)
Cut her loose.
Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:13 PM (a+4eV)
You're making a retarded leap .
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You're just part of the hegemony!
Posted by: No Kings! Protestor at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (TN0g+)
Ask me how i know....
Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (CJTQo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (a+4eV)
Some act like them.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:17 PM (1LxEq)
I saw that movie. It starred Jeff Goldblum, right?
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR)
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I was thinking more of the alien-breeding masterpiece of shitty 80s crapfests so very cleverly entitled … wait for it … ‘Breeders’
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: Maroon
And Justice Jackson would never let that happen!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (El6/E)
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CPAC was a complete cesspool 20 years ago when I was working in DC.
I'm sure it's no better today.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (oqH4h)
No because your leap from a young hunting dog killing a few chickens to attacking humans is a retarded leap. The GWP is an awesome and loyal family pet that love children. It needs a lot of attention and work to do though or it gets bored and destructive.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (a+4eV)
Some act like them.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM
Y'all can call me retarded all you want.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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We're a projection from the reptiles on the other side of Uranus.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:52 PM (oqH4h)
Hell, I've read that Japanese will look down on you if you have dandruff, since it means your wife doesn't care enough about you to deal with your obliviousness.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (Sy6m/)
How did they handle the great Ring Around The Collar menace in the '70s?
Posted by: Wisk at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (xT8gx)
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Right? Fuckin weirdo.
Posted by: Hugh Grant at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (aTgV0)
DeSantis needs to call in the MIBs.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (gKWVE)
"But you can use it to make it snow on your goth girl sketch!"
--Ally Sheedy
Related: what are the odds that the two cutest girls in school have detention at the same time?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:29 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: R ADM GEORGE TARRANT at March 31, 2026 05:29 PM (1d+x4)
Posted by: Maroon
How would that cause more chaos? That's the status quo.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 05:29 PM (xoaSX)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM
Speaking of busty lesbians.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)
She has a mouth that looks like it can handle a salami.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Wisk at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (wVcYX)
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That was me.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Secret at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 31, 2026 05:27 PM (1LxEq)
Honestly, Goldblum always gave me a greater sense of body-horror
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM
Speaking of busty lesbians.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (4NO2D)
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Really?
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Hugh Grant
"Tell me about it"
--Michael Douglas lusting after a KMart 4 the same day his wife goes on a 3 day vacation
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (El6/E)
Yes, we laughed or cursed Anthony Weiner, Eric Stalwell, Liz Cheney, etc. and others but generally didn't drag their entire families into & through the muck. I feel this is different. Life can be almost unbearable when a spouse has serious issues & there's much to navigate without support.
The Democrats already tear the loyal women and younger men in the Trump administrations to pieces.
Peace.
Lola
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)
Can it, retard.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)
She has a mouth that looks like it can handle a salami.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division [/i[
Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Woman looks like you could stick her to wall with those lips.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (abIsI)
Judge orders halt of White House ballroom construction until it's approved by Congress
Yes, U.S. District Judge Richard Leon - appointed by George W. Bush - has slammed the brakes on the construction of Trump's White House ballroom. The East Wing has been demolished, and now the $400-million project will have to be put on hold until it's approved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (ndZc7)
Anyone who spent any time around a farm knows that dogs are no different from any other animal. If they kill they are not treated like Lassie. You might find it harsh but it happens all the time.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 05:31 PM (NFX2v)
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (gKWVE)
I think in enshrining that moves the needle on even more people trying to pour over here and have kids.
It’s almost like gay marriage, gays were already getting “married”, but it’s a different matter when the Supreme Court says we all have to abide by it
Posted by: Maroon at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (JzGvw)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (hJH5n)
Report: Source for story about Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband was immigrant sex worker who wanted "vengeance"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (LdBR/)
That wasn’t an order that was a bill passed by Congress and signed by the president.
Posted by: Heroq
Even better - Judge dictates budget.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I thought you were getting ready to have everyone here self disclose.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 05:33 PM (viF8m)
That would give a whole new perspective on "Rex had to go live on a farm" explanation.
Posted by: Kindltot - Renew, eh? Beauty. at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: RebeccaH at March 31, 2026 05:34 PM (VFung)
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 05:26 PM (Sy6m/)
How did they handle the great Ring Around The Collar menace in the '70s?
Posted by: Wisk at March 31, 2026 05:28 PM (wVcYX)
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*sobs*
Posted by: The Heartbreak of Psoriasis at March 31, 2026 05:35 PM (lHTOU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 05:35 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 05:37 PM (4NO2D)
Governor Gavin Newsom
@CAgovernor
Conversion therapy is discredited junk science that inflicts harm on LGBTQ youth.
The Supreme Court’s decision is disappointing and puts vulnerable kids at risk.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 05:38 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:44 PM (xNy4G)
I thought my family was f*cked up. if I was one of their kids, i would change my f*cking name and disappear.
Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:39 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I implicitly believe you, so long as you read it in braille.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 05:40 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 31, 2026 05:41 PM (YcfMX)
I fell sorry for Noem and her kids. I feel her husband is sicko obviously
Her kids are old enough she could have divorced him
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (nGraA)
I know. I know. That's crazy talk.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 05:12 PM (g8Ew
You’ve come around from “It’s not what you know it’s WHO you know?”
Well done!
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 05:43 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 05:45 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
WTF does Congress have tp do with it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2026 05:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Confucius say:
For any super good looking woman out there, there is a guy that is tired of her shit
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (NtVYv)
Related: what are the odds that the two cutest girls in school have detention at the same time?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 05:29 PM (El6/E)
Ally Sheedy's character wasn't a cute girl at the school; she was an oddball that nobody noticed.
She didn't actually have detention; she showed up because she had literally nothing else to do.
Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 05:48 PM (7gpcF)
GWP has a lot of different breeds in them. They are do all hunting dogs. They will attack coyotes, chase rabbits, chickens. They need to be trained carefully. I don't think she should have shot the dog either.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2026 05:50 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2026 05:51 PM (mZm4x)
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 06:15 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 31, 2026 06:18 PM (C09IE)
Posted by: Monsters Balls at March 31, 2026 06:28 PM (bt3Im)
Geez, women’s suitcases
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 31, 2026 06:32 PM (nGraA)
——-
You have to be kidding me, guys left alone will put on pink hot pants and rubber suit boobs ?
Boy, what is your life experience?
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 31, 2026 06:36 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 31, 2026 08:14 PM (bkAYe)
Woe Canada: Canada Now Running Benetton-Style Fashion Ads Urging Its Sick Citizens to Present Themselves Before the Suicide Booths for a Quick and Easy (and Cheap for the Canadian Welfare State) Exit from This Life
They're actually selling suicide as a blissful fashion choice.
This is an actual ad in canada
— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) March 25, 2026
Does your life suck? Have you thought about ending it abruptly? We can help!
Sickpic.twitter.com/lsRpxmc2tr
A Canadian woman claims she went to the hospital for help with a sudden illness — and was shocked when a doctor offered to help her die instead.
— Gitmo (Health is a Wealth) 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@Gitmo99) March 30, 2026
That’s when a doctor offered Lancaster Medical Assistance in Dying, the country’s voluntary euthanasia program, before any other… pic.twitter.com/FvhI3okitJ
NEW: Far-left Canadians start arguing over "Equity Cards" at the 2026 NDP Leadership Convention.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 29, 2026
Woman 1: I was standing here with my gender equity card before you called on the previous speaker. That's my point of privilege...
Woman 2: I want everyone to be mindful that these… pic.twitter.com/EjtILgOPJd
‼️NEW -- Transgender racialized delegate at the Canadian NDP leadership convention
— Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@Tablesalt13) March 29, 2026
COMPLAINS that her "equity card" didn't prevent a cis woman from interrupting her
the speaker reminds her that the card ONLY prevents men from speaking.
(this IS NOT SATIRE) pic.twitter.com/vGfunuH6WM
New Democrat Party (NDP) in Canada had some GENDER EQUITY CARD drama in Winnipeg this weekend as they came together to select their new leader and were debating pros and cons.
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) March 29, 2026
This is so ridiculous. Who would take any of these people seriously?
(AmazingZoltan on 𝕏
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (SlGTd)
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Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (CwhoI)
Goblins have green skin. That's an elf.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (N1DT3)
In a dark way I guess it does get rid of the people who can't or wont be a benefit to society.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (rJ48h)
The way to do it properly has already been shown to them.
https://youtu.be/WUFUegBO13Y
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Momlady at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (5coXL)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (aTgV0)
The Nazis only wanted to murder other races and the handicapped.
Canada wants to MAID you for a backache.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (2GVsD)
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U.S. District Judge Richard Leon wrote in his decision that no statute 'comes close' to giving the President the authority to take on the project without Congressional oversight.
Leon then approved the Trust's request to have work stopped on the ballroom project amid the legal fight.
The President responded to the news with a furious Truth Social post.
In it, he labeled the Trust a 'Radical Left Group of Lunatics.'
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (kX27y)
Look, they lost their navy, they lost their empire, they lost their currency control, they are losing their culture, they are losing their financial dominance. We should leave them SOMETHING.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)
Why do so many of these people look...half baked? You know what I mean? Like all the ingredients used to make a person needed to be left boiling in the pot a while longer.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (cY4uq)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Yeah they keep doing that. Its based on the constitutional principle of "Orange Man Bad" as argued in Nosering vs Sanity in 2021
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)
Yes, be brave enough to kill yourself. You've got this!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (wBaIH)
I still don't know if I am cis or not and don't much care.
I also don't need an equity card because I am exactly who I want to be and where I want to be and with who I want to be with.
Has Christianity failed in Canada to embrace suicide? I could see this in the UK with Starmer and barbarians. But Canada? O Canada! It's because we beat you in hockey?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (CWTWj)
Or prsyns. Don't know how the drivel brains spell it these days.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (gZLU7)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
I do honestly want a study on what is making leftists look so soi-packed and weak. Is it a lack of challenges? A constant infantile worldview? Drug use by parents? I really want to know. These Eloi look like they would faint if they saw a kitten.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (OoFl2)
Is, uh...is that what Gaetz is up to these days?
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (cY4uq)
It highlights the beauty of the world around us and appears to celebrate the joys of life.
Then the narrator says she's going to take her own life, thus depriving her from enjoying the fullness of her life given to her by God the Father.
It's demonic.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (M7rua)
But wait, it's even stupider! It voted for a complete cipher globalist cut-out with no governing experience to "win" those wars!
Icebacks are drunk on maple syrup 24/7.
Even the cousin-fucking arabs aren't that stupid.
"Elbows Up!" is the orgasmic grunt of the maple drunk boomers that rule that frozen wasteland.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (qBdHI)
Their target audience. This is the Modern Audience that Acolyte and Starfleet Academy were aimed at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (j+aD2)
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More like Terminator: Dark Fate (I think that one had the tranny Terminator in it...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (ESVrU)
I didn't even clock her ears. Baby New Year.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)
And of course… the mask… I have no words
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (qdktZ)
It's a literal dystopia.
"Canada performing more organ transplants from MAID donors than any country in the world"
https://is.gd/ZcGLhb
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (4q1xH)
Posted by: Field judge Smailes at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (wBaIH)
"I've got the conch! It's MY turn to speak!"
"Sucks to your Auntie! And sucks to your asthma!"
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (X+xvk)
- Government should NEVER be involved in something like this.
- Doctors should not be forced to participate
- People who want to do this should take it entirely upon themselves. Doctors might give them a prescription for a lethal dose of ... something but it is up to them to do it. it's wrong to involved others, and it's dangerous to involve government
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (j+aD2)
English cuisine
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (2GVsD)
It highlights the beauty of the world around us and appears to celebrate the joys of life.
Then the narrator says she's going to take her own life, thus depriving her from enjoying the fullness of her life given to her by God the Father.
It's demonic.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (ESVrU)
It is, in the truest sense, but most people can’t see it, or won’t acknowledge it.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (Fg7bI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (El6/E)
California, Oregon, Massachusetts, and Virginia are already there.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (4q1xH)
toby and stateless might want to take a run at her.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (EB8vC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (2GVsD)
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Yeah, checking out while the sound system pipes in Beethoven's Symphony nr. 6 first movement.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
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There is just no completely fair, moral, or ethical way to administer such a program.
There will always be ulterior motives, coercion, and undue pressure applied by third parties.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (RIvkX)
they take their corneas! they get to live but now blind.
they take a kidney, part of the liver. just farm the prisoners.
and I'm sure elites from all over the world avail themselves of this service.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (G0vdT)
You know like how there's a day for everything? Just wait. Then it will be MAID Month. Like Pride Month but with less death and sadness.
It is only a matter of time, and you can remember your ol buddy ellipsis told you it was coming.
The only question is what day they choose. Maybe October 30th. Or December 24th.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (eBwIO)
- Government should NEVER be involved in something like this.
- Doctors should not be forced to participate
- People who want to do this should take it entirely upon themselves. Doctors might give them a prescription for a lethal dose of ... something but it is up to them to do it. it's wrong to involved others, and it's dangerous to involve government
I agree.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (El6/E)
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We should force them to take Harry and Megan back, and in exchange we don't bomb Buckingham Palace with B-52s.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (oqH4h)
wake up dead
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (YwEeS)
California, Oregon, Massachusetts, and Virginia are already there.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (4q1xH)
How about Illinois, because, after all Pritzker owns that state.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (2GVsD)
In one of the videos she goes off on so.eone who called her ma'am... forcefully reminding the whole group of her non binary status and of course...her pronouns.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (gZLU7)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (OoFl2)
Is, uh...is that what Gaetz is up to these days?
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026
I just sent the interview to Ace. I told y’all we should have bought that retired cruise ship to rehab and turn into our own sane country. But no one listens and this is what we get. Hybrid aliens and men with 1 fake nipple pointing north, and 1 south.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (EB8vC)
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They're also A-OK with carving up living babies in the womb.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (ESVrU)
That's how the paper-pushers look at all this: we can convince these troubled people to kill themselves now, and it will save us millions of dollars in healthcare that we otherwise would have had to spend on them.
If they can eliminate a significant portion of the elderly population -- the demographic with the highest expense for healthcare -- then it will save the government billions of dollars. It's a no-brainer from a government bureaucrat's perspective.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
With all due respect…. A million times NO! God is the author of life and death; it’s his decision and his alone. I think of Joni Eareckson Tada who many would say had a life not worth living… but what a courageous life she’s led because of her amazing faith.
There are no safeguards that can make it safe. None…. Even family members will be wrongly motivated
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)
Fo real, yo.
Posted by: Single Parents With Slutty 15 Year Olds at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (cY4uq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
they take their corneas! they get to live but now blind.
they take a kidney, part of the liver. just farm the prisoners.
and I'm sure elites from all over the world avail themselves of this service.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
This world needs a deep reset.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)
I can see that. I think a lot of the things on the left qualify.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)
I can't watch the videos of those people as it makes by brain hurt because I have no clue what kind of language they are speaking and I don't want to try and figure it out.
Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (xT8gx)
Perverse, intended incentives.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (O5JaV)
That's how the paper-pushers look at all this: we can convince these troubled people to kill themselves now, and it will save us millions of dollars in healthcare that we otherwise would have had to spend on them.
If they can eliminate a significant portion of the elderly population -- the demographic with the highest expense for healthcare -- then it will save the government billions of dollars. It's a no-brainer from a government bureaucrat's perspective.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
You also get fresh organs out of the bargain.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (okun6)
Did they not understand normal people would make fun of this or are there no normal people left?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (hFsFh)
Ellen Degeneres has HUGE ears
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: tsj017 at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (xakWh)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (ESVrU)
It is, in the truest sense, but most people can’t see it, or won’t acknowledge it.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 03
The Bible is very clear on this one. It is absolutely not our lane, we are not to play God.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (OoFl2)
If they can eliminate a significant portion of the elderly population -- the demographic with the highest expense for healthcare -- then it will save the government billions of dollars. It's a no-brainer from a government bureaucrat's perspective.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
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Now I understand how Carousel started in Logan's Run.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)
This may be the only way to get excused. Bastards.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
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And of course the bureaucracy can use the savings for their own expensive medical care when they reach that age...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)
Word is they are on the lookout for a straight, white man to run for president.
Good luck, guys LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
Dracula: No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie.
Posted by: George Hamilton at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
Take life wins when you get them no matter where they come.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
One line:
"This is a national security matter."
No caselaw. No case history. No argument.
And issue a statement:
We have appealed. The construction will continue.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (HXT0k)
So you get depressed and go to death chamber, and what do they write? you did of sad? Terminal ennui?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (Fg7bI)
Well, when a middle aged woman lies on her back...
*ducks and runs* SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (El6/E)
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Kind a suspect the Illinois and New York are still somewhat sane outside of Chicagoland and NYC. OTOH, the same people outside the primate cities are pulling out in droves.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (R5Koj)
Posted by: As my father in law would say at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (ZxPkt)
She's always been an incredibly hideous woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I gotta ask
Do the Twist!
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (qFwJc)
So yes, Canada has gone full Nazi T4.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (2GVsD)
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Let the free market do its thing. We the US taxpayer do not need to get involved. Because we'll end up holding the bag.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (SlrUo)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (X+xvk)
Wait, are there green-skinned women with big hooters?
Posted by: Admiral James T. Kirk at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)
"
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
·
1h
BREAKING:
Starmer suffers major defeat in court regarding his plans to transfer sovereignty of the Chagos Archipelago from the UK to Mauritius.
The judge of the BIOT Supreme Court (British Indian Ocean Territory) has:
- Has overturned Tony Blair’s law from 2004 that removed the Chagossians' Right of Abode.
- Calculated that the cost of Starmer's Chagos surrender will be up to and over £48bn. The government claimed it would only be £3.7 billion
- The judge made it clear that there is no historical authority for a prerogative power to expel or permanently exclude a population of British subjects from the territory to which their citizenship belongs.
- The Judge quashed the Governnent's removal orders against the 4 Chagossians who recently returned to Chagos to stop the transfer to Mauritius.
This is undoubtedly one of the biggest moments in the campaign to Save Chagos and might completely derail the government’s plans to transfer the territory to Mauritius as there are now Chagossians living on the islands.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March
You start by making your gigantic boobs out of balloons.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (ZxPkt)
She's always been an incredibly hideous woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, from the beginning of my noticing her my Skeeve radar was going off bigtime. Something very - unclean - about her.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)
Kamala Harris has been slammed for a bizarre text announcing she will swing across a raft of states in the Deep South.
The expected 2028 presidential runner will take trips to North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia and Arkansas “to uplift Democrats and continue building our power in the South,” according to the message her campaign sent.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)
I have a pretty significant amount of back pain currently.
Ending my life over it seems a bit drastic.
Canada is done. Alas, so long, America's Hat. It was moderately fun for a little bit, way back when.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (X+xvk)
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You'd probably have more work to do to convince Barack Obama to put his penis into a vagina.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)
The ears would have more of a wingspan than a 747.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
"Serpentine, Shell! Serpentine!"
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (X+xvk)
Yeah, from the beginning of my noticing her my Skeeve radar was going off bigtime. Something very - unclean - about her.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)
Other than her face smelling of wet pussy, you mean?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)
toby and stateless might want to take a run at her.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)
Who wanted to bang "Lady" Liberty, and you made them take a closer look?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Emily Litella at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (Fg7bI)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (2Ez/1)
I thought the "privilege cards" was just a euphemism, like playing the "race card." I never would think these people are such insanely woke drones that they'd really print up color-coded physical cards.
Someone please slap me in the head, kick me in the nuts, and wake me from this nightmare.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (OoFl2)
I'm still working on my human / Martian mutant romance slop novel. Pete is going to want three hands for this one
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)
The choice is obvious, Citizens!
Posted by: YOUR Canadian Government! at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (93YsA)
Posted by: ballistic
Blindfold him and tell him it's Justin Bieber.
Or Tim Walz.
Barky would probably prefer Tim Walz.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)
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As far as I know, not a peep.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at March 31, 2026 04:04 PM (y9skt)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)
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As far as I know, not a peep.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (rj6Yv)
Pope Frankie not looking as bad now. And that’s saying a lot.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:04 PM (pDt9x)
Keep in mind this party has won elections at the provincial level. It’s not some fringe party that pulls in 4% or whatever. It’s a legit party going back decades.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
That sounds noble, but whenever there are competing interests, the power to kill will be abused. Do you think that "stringent controls" overseen by the government will ever be sound enough to trust?
I don't. Government is evil. They already have the power of life and death over us for parking tickets and tax evasion...why give them even more?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (Fg7bI)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)
Yes, that's an easy one like abortion. Catholics are so wildly against it, it tends to not need saying every hour of the day.
Pope John Paul II wrote a wonderful piece "On the Christian Meaning of Human Suffering"...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March
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Magnetic nipple rings that share the same polarity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (ESVrU)
Good times.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:02 PM (0TtYd)
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And right behind "death panels" will be "2020 was the cleanest election evah!"
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (2Ez/1)
She wasn't bad looking when she was young and doing standup, but her evil soul and debauched lifestyle has led to the Dorian Gray picture written on her face. She looks like she's a lich now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (El6/E)
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Literal victim cards.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:06 PM (yEjNf)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 31, 2026 04:06 PM (CWTWj)
Probably but his idiotic insane and unChristian stuff kinda drowns out the rest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:06 PM (El6/E)
Wetbacks with their anchor bebe behind me at ATM wanted this.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (Kt19C)
I think he may have spoken generally about the issue, but I'd have to dig/AI to get some semblance of an answer.
Certain Things The Pope Said get wide dissemination, others not so much.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (eBwIO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)
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A heroic man who lived every word of it, too. When he could no longer speak due to his terminal illness, he passed away naturally just a few days later.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (rj6Yv)
"Oh yeah? Well I'm more victimy than you are!"
"Both of you shut up, my victimy beats both of yours--put together!"
"Put together? EWWWW"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: It's me donna
He's offered to perform last rites via Zoom meeting for crowds larger than 500.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (pvf3X)
Keep in mind this party has won elections at the provincial level. It’s not some fringe party that pulls in 4% or whatever. It’s a legit party going back decades.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:05 PM
The participants in that display needed more bullying.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (hFsFh)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March
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Magnetic nipple rings that share the same polarity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026
Ouch!
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Not a communist at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (9U6Wl)
Probably.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (V362x)
According to comments on X, agreeing to MAID also means agreeing to be an organ donor. There must be one hell of a black market for organs that the elites all play in.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (2ocoG)
BUT WHAT WE SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON, IS WELCOMING THE STRANGER AND FIGHTING HATE.
Posted by: your bishop at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (g8Ew8)
OTOH, I can see it becoming the default medical solution for a lot of other issues that the medical community doesn't want to deal with or isn't a money maker.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (AkEZC)
But in Canada, the doctor is a government bureaucrat so such discretion is not possible.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 04:09 PM (yEjNf)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Not a communist at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (9U6Wl)
Maybe he needs to speak a little louder on this subject
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March
You start by making your gigantic boobs out of balloons.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (OoFl2)
Find a terrible plastic surgeon for your boob job.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (S/Y4j)
Yeah, from the beginning of my noticing her my Skeeve radar was going off bigtime. Something very - unclean - about her.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)
The only time she was funny was when she played the sassy secretary on Open House.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (y9nCu)
Just like the Wuhan Flu shots. When the government gets involved, choice vanishes.
Some 'my body, my choice.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (xNy4G)
If the Babylon Bee had done this as a gag people would have said it’s too much.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (0TtYd)
It's been noted by multiple people that any kind of specialist exam or treatment has a months to years waiting list in Canada, but MAID is same-day if you agree to donate your organs.
Also, it's probably not a coincidence that over 95% of MAID treatments go to whites.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 04:07 PM (eBwIO)
Yeah...blaming Mossad was a nice touch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:10 PM (FtULh)
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Something like a papal letter to be read from the pulpit of every church in Canada.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: The Suicide Booth at March 31, 2026 04:13 PM (4NO2D)
1. The UK House of Commons passed an Euthanasia Bill back in June 2025.
2. It's currently stuck in the House of Lords while they play around with the wording. It will pass eventually.
3. Last year the UK government automatically made Organ Donation and "Opt Out" process. So, you are automatically signed up to donate your organs unless you take steps to remove yourself from that eventuality.
There were no debates. There were no discussions in Parliament. They just made a Fiat decision without input from any parties on this.
Organ donation from Euthanasia is a VERY VERY VERY lucrative business for a number of parties. Currently, in Canada only Nova Scotia has "Opt Out" on organ donation and they still lead the world in the number of organs donated via Euthanasia. You can see what I'm getting at. Hello Ulterior motive.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 04:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)
You know who else wants to kill grandma? Certain members of her family who stand to inherit, or who just don't want to deal with her any more.
If you think there isn't a significant number of people who would kill grandma over money, then you are underestimating how black some people's hearts are.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at March 31, 2026 04:04 PM (y9skt)
Most Cromulent Comment nominee
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 04:14 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 31, 2026 04:15 PM (S/Y4j)
If anything the Canuckians did that deserved MAiD, the invention of that unholy dish poutine would be near the top of the list.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 04:15 PM (y9nCu)
well at least he wasn't a fucking PROFESSOR
that is NEVER good news
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:15 PM (j+aD2)
Yeah I agree, it is a pretty horrific issue to not push harder on. But in his defense, when he says something like "God doesn't listen to the prayers of men of war" every God-hating lefty on earth screams it into your ear so you can't really hear anything else.
There's nothing leftists love more than trying to weaponize what they do not believe in or honor against people who do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:15 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Wood Chipper Feet First at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (/1l9x)
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Yeah, my thought too. Didn't Hitler comb his hair the other way?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Sam Adams
Now you see why they wanted everyone's guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)
If they rebuilt the ones that got burned down 5 years ago in the mass grave media hoax hysteria, that might work.
Posted by: Rex B at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (DqQS/)
OMFG. Brian in New Orleans. Quick, everyone go back to that thread and post that voting machines are insecure.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (xT8gx)
This place.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
The latest version of Clue is pretty wild.
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi4Tu)
Posted by: Vic Romano at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (xNy4G)
Posted by: Orson
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I think the bigger motive is that it saves the state billions. These are all non-workers, some have chronic disease but even mental health is covered in the modern welfare state so all are "useless eaters."
It reduces welfare costs, reduces health system costs, and frees up limited resources.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (Fg7bI)
probably he won't have a word to say on that one
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:18 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 04:19 PM (pDt9x)
The NDP has become a parody of itself. This is the sort of stuff that conservatives would come up with to make fun of leftists 15 years ago, and the NDP took it as sound advice.
Don't forget they hired a US consultant to tell them they have to relate to "Canadian lived experiences"
Suffering from 3rd party cringe for this even taking place in my country. It's started to show up on international subreddits and it's fucking embarrassing.
Bizarre that the NDP are leaning even harder into this performative dog and pony show stuff, after losing nearly all voter confidence in the last election for their tone-deafness regarding the real and pressing issues facing average Canadians
The worst the north american left has done against themselves is starting to speak about white privilege to people barely scraping by, and then asking them to understand the nuance of the concept while never being nuanced on any issue ever.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 04:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Correct. We want Alberta as a Commonwealth protectorate.
They are wanting out of the nuthouse too.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (9E5Ho)
probably he won't have a word to say on that one
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (j+aD2)
To placate the LGBTQ+ crowd, the Holy See saw nothing, says nothing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Sam Adams
What about for gigantomastia and my 28-O cup wonder-twins? GB's NHS is of no help.
Posted by: Summer Robert at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
Yeah, but, no bureaucrat is wringing their hands worrying about how to save the tax payer money. The question who is getting bonuses and incentives to steer their poor little lost lambs to offing themselves? Is a set of steak knives involved?
Posted by: Croaker at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (+BcZI)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Don't show that movie in Canada, the government elites might get ideas.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (zG4BR)
Unity Valkyrie Mitford, born in Swastika Canada, actually stalked Adolf and eventually became one of his confidants. Some would say also lover. Eva Braun and others hated Unity. After the declaration of war, Unity stayed in Germany but then sat on a bench in a park and put a bullet in her head.
She survived but was mentally damaged, she was later evacuated to England. There are persistent rumors she was pregnant by Hitler at the time of the suicide attempt, and the child was given up for adoption.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (q177U)
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You know what reduces welfare, health system costs? Getting governments out of offering these benefits.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (n17eQ)
Not so much a country as a region on the map.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:20 PM (aTgV0)
Imagine Norm Macdonald but from Afghanistan.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 04:21 PM (eBwIO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM (aTgV0)
I always get to speak first.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:18 PM
I HAVE THE CONCH.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: I don't know, but it doesn't look good at March 31, 2026 04:23 PM (TbWk/)
https://tinyurl.com/45z4dj2x
Canadian?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:23 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Megthered at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (EdzLt)
Posted by: ... "
That joke was written by a woman.
Just kidding, we don't hire women.
We kill them.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (aTgV0)
New from TSR, S7 The French Mistake, a new dungeon full of mystery and safe spaces!
Related: someone remixes the beginning of Skyrim as if it was made this year, with Sweet Baby Inc involved
https://youtu.be/Rf7ROU2_8UA
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (n17eQ)
Just like the Wuhan Flu shots. When the government gets involved, choice vanishes.
Some 'my body, my choice.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (2GVsD)
Canadians over 50 and feeling ill should avoid at all costs checking in to Canadian hospitals. The culling of the herd has started.
Disbelieving this fact will kill you.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (wBaIH)
It reduces welfare costs, reduces health system costs, and frees up limited resources.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 31, 2026 04:17 PM (Fg7bI)
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That's a valid perspective. I'll take it a step further. You'll have a hard time convincing me that the original release of COVID in China was to remove the "parasites" from society (elderly, infirm etc.). They were under the impression that it could be controlled, but it got away from them, and then they went all in on making the rest of world face the regional problems they created in name of a culling. (one child rule put them in a bad situation and their draconian personal credit programs came out at the same time). Then there was the head of research for their military branch doing a header off the top of a Lab in Wuhan about 2 months later.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)
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As far as I know, not a peep.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 04:03 PM (rj6Yv)
He's a Fauxpe.
Dude doesn't even Bible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
You know who else reduced welfare costs, reduced health system costs, and freed up limited resources?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 04:25 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Adolf the one-nut wonder was a playah?
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (9FEtL)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM
No. You don't!
Oh...wait. CONCH.
Sorry. Carry on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (xT8gx)
Something must have happened to his action hand.
If you think of him, strapped down, unable to relieve himself, it makes sense. He's shouting into a software voice control and angry. Eventually he will get confused of which tab is open, and shout for a bedpan.
In reality I am wondering about Christians in Canada and what they think of this suicide for organ harvesting palooza. It's not ok, at all,if you read the Bible. Our life, our days, are mapped out and don't include the pod of death.
"I'm having a bad day. Might as well find a suicide pod."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:27 PM (WONhk)
Leon then approved the Trust's request to have work stopped on the ballroom project amid the legal fight.
The President responded to the news with a furious Truth Social post.
In it, he labeled the Trust a 'Radical Left Group of Lunatics.'
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (kX27y)
The 'judge' just created the need for such a statute out of whole cloth. Legislation from the bench is not good behavior from a judge on an inferior court. Reduce his salary to zero.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 31, 2026 04:27 PM (FOlVe)
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One thing you can say about the Mitford sisters: they weren't boring.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 04:27 PM (DwICI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Good point.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (9FEtL)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (iwl6y)
"I'm having a bad day. Might as well find a suicide pod."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:27 PM (WONhk)
Ah, but the suicide machine is built for two.
https://youtu.be/HTl8HcvYRqg
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (iwl6y)
All that cold air freezes braincells.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
My man! High five! ✋️
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2026 04:29 PM (JCZqz)
Instead it is Montreal with suicide ideations.
What do the barbarians of eeslam say? Are they behind this in their quest for the Caliphate?
I need to go be productive. Carry on.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:30 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Good point.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 04:28 PM (abIsI)
Our own AOP seems to do alright.
But he does seem to come down to the US quite often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Already went through this with other groups... They ruled in Trump's favor
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 04:30 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Megthered at March 31, 2026 04:24 PM (EdzLt)
This is the purpose of cutting off medically indicated access to opiates in this country also. And unfortunately Trump has been duped into agreeing with it. It's the first step towards government sponsored euthanasia in this country.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
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There is just no completely fair, moral, or ethical way to administer such a program.
There will always be ulterior motives, coercion, and undue pressure applied by third parties.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:52 PM
Now, now, let's not be too hasty.......
Posted by: Soylent Green at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 04:22 PM
No. You don't!
Oh...wait. CONCH.
Sorry. Carry on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I dare y'all to wrap your lips around my conch.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (9E5Ho)
boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
We need unaccountable individuals with unlimited power in the government to constrain the out of control tyrannical president!!!
Posted by: No Kings Protestor at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (JCZqz)
"Are you a woke libtard commie rat bastard who won't live under King Trump? Come to us for release and relief from your misery. Chase the dragon with a megadose of morphine and dream your problems away!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (wVcYX)
I'd be speaking for hours and because I would be both pro and con I get both mics.
I'm a transracial transgender cis trans animal thingie with some hot mustard and dressing on the side.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Suicide Is Painless at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (DqQS/)
The weirdest nose I've ever seen, if you take your eyes off the ears, other than AOC's.
A beak with nostril holes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (WONhk)
Nancy Mitford ratted her sister out, the one who married Oswald Mosley so she and her fascist husband spent a few years of the war in jail. One sister went full Commie, moved to the US, and became an author. Another sister was also fascist but a bit smarter. One sister managed to stay out of the limelight completely. And then there was Unity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 04:33 PM (2GVsD)
I used to go fishing at a fly-in resort in the Algoma region of Ontario. The owner and his wife were the hardest working, nicest people ever.
I asked him what the did during the winter season and he said, "Oh, we go south."
"Where?"
"Sault Ste. Marie"
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 04:34 PM (Y8DZL)
I think the difference is that ordinary women are interesting, and 304s are not. You can find photos of above-average 304s by accident, with an innocent search with the wrong terms, and perfect 10s are an easy deliberate query away. But -- this is my hypothesis -- the accidentally famous ordinary woman retains an element of mystery, and that's what incites the interest.
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (Sy6m/)
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Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 31, 2026 04:36 PM (glnUu)
Bernie tweeted that he wants to tax billionaires at 5% a year, raise $4.4T every year and give everyone a $12k check.
Slight problem is for 5% of a number to be worth 4.4 trillion that number needs to be $880T. Which is about 10X the net worth of all of the billionaires in the country. And then of course the whole and stock market plunging thing as billionaires have to sell stock to pay the tax.
Nobody ever accused communists of being good at math.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 04:42 PM (0TtYd)
She was a genuine, dyed-in-the-wool fucking lunatic. But I doubt she had Hitler's lovechild.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 04:50 PM (BI5O2)
Like the US, they had a Greatest Generation.
But much like us, their Baby Boomers went full retard, and their coasts outvote the solid middle of their country.
Posted by: UncleJefe at March 31, 2026 04:51 PM (DzC+b)
No Pope Frankie was an anti-pope and very, very much worse. Leo was technically validly elected. Give the Holy Spirit a chance to work on him.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 04:53 PM (qFwJc)
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Posted by: resist_we_much at March 31, 2026 05:01 PM (cpys8)
Whites are not a majority, or even a plurality, in a lot of places. And white "dudes" are fewer still. Some of those equity groups outnumber white "dudes" so how is it that they get special privileges?
One of my favorite headlines of all times came from the Houston Chronicle a decade back, when it announced:
"60% of Houston Students are Minorities"
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: Walker at March 31, 2026 05:22 PM (/5TU/)
Plagiarist.
Posted by: George McGovern at March 31, 2026 05:32 PM (hJH5n)
Elon Musk is worth a lot, but who would keep his employees working?
Same issue I want do discuss with Jesus. The story of the rich young man. "But Lord, who would buy my land and take care of my servants?"
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 06:09 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Third Wrecked at March 31, 2026 06:24 PM (bt3Im)
In the 1973 film Soylent Green, Sol Roth (Edward G. Robinson) chooses to die at a government "euthanasia facility" (a thanatorium), where his death is made comfortable with stunning visuals of nature and classical music. The scene features archival footage of forests, wildlife, and blue oceans, set to music including Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony and Grieg’s "Peer Gynt" suite, offering a beautiful contrast to the film’s dystopian, polluted setting. (AI Overview)
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 06:39 PM (NFX2v)
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Posted by: Creature but not of habit at March 31, 2026 08:36 PM (HadII)
Trump To Cowardly Countries Complaining They Can't Get Their Oil Through the Strait of Hormuz: If You Want Your Oil, Send In Your Navy and Take It Yourselves, Tough-Guys
And Trump is also shifting the Overton Window on the NATO alliance -- and I have shifted with him. An alliance is like a contract between nations; it either provides reciprocal advantage to both parties, or it's repudiated. I used to worry that Europe would be taken over by Russia with NATO. Now I don't care if it is or isn't, and anyway, Europe is choosing Soviet Communism on its own without Russia tanks compelling it to. And obviously, it is Islam conquering Europe, not Russia.
American Debunk
@AmericanDebunk
This post by Trump is pre-framing what's to come. Read along and you'll start to see it too. When Trump tells the UK to "go to the Strait and just TAKE IT," the surface read is that he's venting at allies who didn't show up. But the deeper move is priming the the public (and world) with a new mental frame: the Strait of Hormuz is not Iranian sovereign territory anymore. It's available real estate. It's takeable. Anyone with courage can have it. That's a massive Overton Window shift delivered, in a tweet, as an insult to the UK. A year ago "America controls the Strait of Hormuz" sounded like some twisted fantasy. Today Trump is telling Britain to go grab it themselves like it's a parking spot. In a few weeks, Trump has normalized the concept of Western control over the Strait so thoroughly that full US seizure now looks like the modest option compared to what he's suggesting allies do on their own. This is intentional. The persuasion mechanics here are priming plus pre-selling. Whatever the eventual deal includes (US Navy permanent presence, joint patrols, Iranian withdrawal from mining infrastructure) the public will accept it because Trump already told them the Strait is there for the taking. Your subconscious mind has already been primed to accept it. This "psychological baseline" is going to influence Trump-Iran negotiations. Best believe it. "The hard part is done" works the same way. He's managing public fatigue. It translates to "we won, relax, this is cleanup". This keeps approval from eroding while the Pakistan talks drag through April. Trump isn't describing reality. He's installing it. Say the Strait is takeable enough times and it becomes takeable in the public mind. It's been 10 years of Trump and he still leaves me in awe with his persuasion.
🚨 HOLY CRAP! SecWar Pete Hegseth just dropped a truth nuke on NATO
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 31, 2026
“You don't have much of an ALLIANCE if you have countries that are not willing to STAND with you when you need them!”
NATO is officially on notice.
President Trump never forgets. pic.twitter.com/0AJRGkspYj
PRESIDENT TRUMP: NATO wasn’t there for us. We send billions of dollars to them every year to protect them. We would have always been there for them. But based on their actions, I guess we don’t have to be, do we?
— Department of State (@StateDept) March 27, 2026
Why would we be there for them if they’re not there for us? pic.twitter.com/SGPWqZjhzg
🚨Trump: “The Country of France wouldn’t let planes headed to Israel, loaded up with military supplies, fly over French territory. France has been VERY UNHELPFUL with respect to the “Butcher of Iran,” who has been successfully eliminated! The U.S.A. will REMEMBER!!! President… pic.twitter.com/dWSEhPuenp
— Raylan Givens (@JewishWarrior13) March 31, 2026
President Trump shares footage of U.S. bunker buster strikes hitting an Iranian ammo depot in Isfahan, showing massive explosions from 2,000-pound bombs. 
— Brandon Straka #WalkAway (@BrandonStraka) March 31, 2026
Supporters say the strikes are crippling Iran’s capabilities and increasing pressure.pic.twitter.com/IIYujnptmO
BREAKING: Huge uplift in vessel traffic through the Strait of Hormuz today.
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 31, 2026
The regime has lost control.
pic.twitter.com/TFPmDEWEF1
Gummi
@gummibear737 Western civilization may never win another war if this keeps up This is maddening. The radical left, mainstream media, and the woke right are running the exact same playbook with the US/Israel campaign against Iran as they did with Israel in Gaza They create impossible standards in terms of: -Zero Casualties
-Zero Economic Disruption
-Zero Uncertainty
-Zero Time to Accomplish the Mission
-Zero Collateral Damage And everything the bad guys do is actually our fault because we made them do it....same script as Gaza...the bad guys have no agency and it's actually our fault Day 32 of the Iran war:
-degraded missile factories, nuclear sites, IRGC bases, and proxy networks
-the Supreme Leader is gone...and his replacement is s vegetable
-all the top leadership is gone...in fact, we don't even know who's in charge Yet the all you hear is endless doomerism And all of this sounds exactly like the demoralization propaganda from Russia, China, and Iran, that has infiltrated our society for years via social media and retarded influencers chasing click This isn't responsible skepticism It's weakness... And you'll never get peace through strength when the opponent knows you lack resolve and they can just wait you out This is madness
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (SlGTd)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 02:35 PM (RDqo2)
They've relied on the US for their security for 4 generations. There's barely anyone alive in those countries that can remember when they took care of themselves.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (SlGTd)
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Crap. Phrasing. I forgot my wife said I was never allowed to again.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (SlGTd)
i've occasionally thought that maybe we should get serious about colonization
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (oY6Yp)
Blunt, but perfect.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (4KUe5)
It should be... We just proved we actually don't need them.....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (kamC8)
Yeah. She's genuinely lstupid and she's the poster child for leftist credentialism. You look at her resume, she looks very impressive. You hear her talk, you know it was all given her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: doug at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
This. Can't come quick enough.
Also, I notice the Straight of Hormuz is shaped somewhat like a cervix.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:40 PM (abIsI)
Spoils of war?
They create impossible standards in terms of:
-Zero Casualties
-Zero Economic Disruption
-Zero Uncertainty
-Zero Time to Accomplish the Mission
-Zero Collateral Damage
The DisneyChannel guide to warfare.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:40 PM (Sco7b)
Kicking him out is the best thing that could happen to him, but he doesn't even know how to do laundry. It's going to be ugly for a while.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (skSAB)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)
Quite appropriate since its getting pounded.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (N39Ws)
Build yourselves a functioning Navy and go secure your own rights of navigation on the world's oceans, bunch of pussies.
Fucking ingrates have spent 80 years punching out from behind our apron. Time to go confront the bullies yourselves.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (oqH4h)
It was terrible, chunks were everywhere, it looked like a Doom demon you shot with the rocket launcher. The walls were coated with blood and viscera, an eyeball hit the camera lens.
Seriously though, this kind of reminds me of when SNL was still somewhat funny, and they ran a bit during Desert Storm in which they had Bush do a speech, but in a Middle Eastern, dramatic style. It was pretty funny, then they cut to an Iraqi government official who was impressed and liked it.
Trump is speaking a language they understand and resonate with. The pearl-clutching left is horrified with it, but this is what that culture gets and resonates with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (El6/E)
Hell, The Europeans are going full-on communist. Russia may be authoritarian but I think they've gotten rid of the communist bug. AND they're resisting the Muslim invasion too.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (KH0i+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (19SAM)
This stopped all transiting, because no tanker is going to move anywhere without insurance.
Now whether this was on purpose or not, is up for question.
Dr Robert Malone discusses Maritime insurance and the roots of Lloyd's of London
"Control insurance and you control trade.
85% of the world’s trade moves by sea and nearly half of it is insured through the London market."
https://www.malone.news/p/dire-straits-part-2
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Gary Johnston at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (EXyHK)
Trump should demand reparations from Europe, Russia, and Ukraine.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (Y8DZL)
Why bring on guests, Abby, if it’s really about your opinions?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)
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It was just called the Strait of Muz until your mom sailed through it.
ba dum tiss
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (skSAB)
Add the UK as well. And Sweden, Germany, Austria. Their weakness is Islam's opportunity for a near bloodless conquering.
We'll be going back - a modern day Crusades. Except this time I hope our leaders make these countries our territories.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:43 PM (N39Ws)
https://youtu.be/9OpIbiFmY60
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (ExV1e)
Damn Trump!
Posted by: Londoner at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)
NAH. He's telling Britain to grab the strait LIKE IT'S A PUSSY.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: World Atlas at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (CwhoI)
Been trying to catch up on all the terrific news of the last couple of weeks. Never thought I would be alive to see such an incredible transformation across all aspects of our country. God bless President Trump, his family, and all those who were willing to risk it all and work with him to save America. The Golden Era is upon us.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (3ImbR)
Guests on CNN are not there to share their opinion, they are there to share the CNN official opinion, in the guest's voice.
Its like the old joke about women: when a woman asks her husband his opinion they don't want his opinion. They want their opinion, repeated, in a deeper voice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (El6/E)
It is the best of times. It is the worst of times.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
This time we'd better not care which side they're on.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (skSAB)
And its still falling apart, so badly that they are resorting to murdering their own people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (El6/E)
Well, that most certainly won't be the UK.
They recently pretty much ceded the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain by giving them control of the border.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
No, we live in a world where America wins when Europe gets poorer. Thank God!
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (qgHp7)
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Gay vegetable. Huge queer. Loves the cock.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)
Their own new citizens and their children side with Iran.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (skSAB)
If only there were someone with deep pockets who could act as a counterbalance against Lloyds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (ExV1e)
"If anyone thinks here that the European Union or Europe can defend itself without the US, KEEP ON DREAMING! YOU CAN'T! We can't!"
"Europe — if you REALLY want to go it alone, and those of you who are planning for that, FORGET that you can ever get there with 5% [GDP for defense spending]. It will be 10%! You have to build up your own nuclear capability!"
"That costs billions and billions of euros. You will lose them. In that scenario, you would lose the ultimate guarantor of our freedom, which is the U.S. nuclear umbrella. So, hey, good luck!" 😭
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (RHGPo)
The regime has lost control."
Lol this is such horseshit. Iran is letting ships from friendly countries through. They're not trying to block all traffic. Only their enemies.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (tZs6V)
*********
Nice to see you commenting. I thought you might have been having a stroke...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (qgHp7)
Europe is on their own.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (9E5Ho)
Pretty much every moron here would be in jail over the content of their posts if AOS was European social media.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (sX1BW)
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Gay vegetable. Huge queer. Loves the cock.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)
Watched Tousi and he showed how they were putting up posters of the gay Dear leader with a rainbow flag in the background in Tehran
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (lFFaq)
They recently pretty much ceded the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain by giving them control of the border.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
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Spain will cede control to their Muslim conquerors/overlords.
Will they close the Strait of Gibraltar?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (wrEn7)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (SlGTd)
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Crap. Phrasing. I forgot my wife said I was never allowed to again.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (SlGTd)
Wait, your wife wants you to never be nood? You sir a lucky man!
Posted by: Dr. Tobias Funke at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (qivay)
It should be... We just proved we actually don't need them.....
Let's (FTSOA) assume they saw the error of their ways and decided they really needed to up their military game. How would they? They lack the MIC base to do much, and what they can do will take a long time. I doubt they'd have serious militaries in under a decade.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)
"If anyone here thinks that the EU or Europe can defend itself without the US, keep on dreaming. You can't. We can't."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (FmapG)
He's a Trump fan... And right...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
A couple of weeks ago, Bessent implied the US might provide insurance for a reasonable fee.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (skSAB)
I didn't exactly do much to help, being basically a middle aged shut-in, but at least I was able to troll antisemites and retards on /pol/.
You're welcome for my service.
I suggest to Owens, Kent, Floyd and those following them to quit being retarded.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (gKWVE)
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Gay vegetable. Huge queer. Loves the cock.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)
Western gay pride gear will be a rare and valuable bargaining chip.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (skSAB)
If only there were someone with deep pockets who could act as a counterbalance against Lloyds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:48 PM (ExV1e)
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There is. Lloyd's is still a major player, but it's market dominance is not nearly what it used to be. Big players from other countries (USA, Germany, Korea, etc) have jumped in the game and are seizing market share. Hartford in CT and NYC might have more total market share than Lloyd's right now.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: John Moses Browning at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (RDqo2)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (y171U)
NATO doesn't exist to serve the interests of Lindsey Graham and the Neocons.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (+DwtS)
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Should not be hard.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
A couple of weeks ago, Bessent implied the US might provide insurance for a reasonable fee.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (skSAB)
You don't say. Gosh, I wonder what sort of impact that would have on the UK economy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Auspex
Here's the door mat I want:
https://tinyurl.com/3m4zt5td
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (9E5Ho)
"YYYYYYYEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
--Roger Daltrey
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (El6/E)
The nations of Central and Eastern Europe-Poland, Hungary, the Czech Republic-they get it. Let's just have an alliance with them and the rest of the continent can go screw.
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 31, 2026 02:53 PM (4MsaP)
Remember: Ceasar pacified the barbarians...got stabbed in the back in rome...and thus we got Augustus.
History may not repeat, but boy oh boy, does it like re-using patterns.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 31, 2026 02:53 PM (OUMaO)
No, we live in a world where America wins when Europe gets poorer. Thank God!
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:
Thank G-d everything is just about trade relations to the exclusion of everything else, and America also magically gets fabulously rich by unilaterally agreeing to preferential trade deals for Europeans, and bankrolling their entire defense, and risking my kid's scalp for their fruity globalist power plays in the East, while receiving absolutely nothing in return aside from nail-spitting hatred from these has-been, clapped-out whore "countries."
Thank G-d for all that.
*makes wanking motion*
Take that shit back to 1991, my dude. It's starting to stink up the joint.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)
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We should coordinate with the LAPD and ship him some of Diddy's confiscated baby oil stash.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 02:53 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 02:53 PM (OoFl2)
Pretty much every moron here would be in jail over the content of their posts if AOS was European social media.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 02:49 PM (Y8DZL)
I have some forbidden memes for sale to the europeans
Posted by: Desinex at March 31, 2026 02:53 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 31, 2026 02:54 PM (XvL8K)
"YYYYYYYEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
--Roger Daltrey
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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A song that only improves with age.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 31, 2026 02:54 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:54 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (+DwtS)
So it doesn't exist to serve the interests of Ursula Von der Leyen, or Emmanuel Macron either?
Just checking here. As the Bobs would say, "what is its purpose, anyways?"
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)
FFS - Recognize that the asshoes in charge in Iran are terrorists shooting at ships that have nothing to do with the war. Yes, they are threateni.g your shit if you do not take theirside. And yes, they really believe this is ggod and proper.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 31, 2026 02:54 PM (q4fV5)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:54 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Or a colon...
comma chameleon > colon chameleon
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 02:55 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (+DwtS)
Nobody here gives a shit about "neocons". How "neo" are they anyway? 1983?
We believe it is in the US interest that the West include Iran, rather than allow some primitive apocalyptic cult who watch too much bad sci-fi to control the "spice".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 02:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe!
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To deter Russian aggression in Europe.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:55 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:56 PM (9E5Ho)
Awwww, did Mean Old Daddy Orange Hair just nail down your plates and tell you to get out and fend for yourselves?
You poor babies!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:56 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 02:56 PM (TKBaI)
When the countries of Old Europe refuse even things like overflight, it's not a question of offense, it's a question of doing the absolute minimum not to actively hinder the people who can do the things that need doing (us). If the Eurowusses won't even do that, then in what sense do we have an alliance?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)
We believe it is in the US interest that the West include Iran, rather than allow some primitive apocalyptic cult who watch too much bad sci-fi to control the "spice".
Posted by: gKWVE at
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I'm sure that made sense in your head before you wrote it.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:56 PM (+DwtS)
*********
On a clear day you can see all the way across it. You gotta love a womb with a view!
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 02:57 PM (qgHp7)
It's available real estate. It's takeable. Anyone with courage can have it.
in addition to the straights of hormuz, other "takeable" available real estate includes, but not limited to:
-Mars
-the Moon
-Greenland
-Alberta
-Cuba
LFG! plant The Flag!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 02:57 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Don't pretend the issue is overflights. You're pissed that they won't join the shooting part of this dumbass war
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (+DwtS)
If those countries do build up the courage, it really moves the overton window that countries can do what they need to in their best interest. You took oil. We are taking Iceland.
If they don't. Then you aren't with us. That doesn't make us enemies, but it doesn't make us friends. Clarity.
When you do need things from us, they come with a price because we are no longer friends.
There is still the downside risk of getting bogged down. But if we take things for us, that helps a lot. And this framing basically says we get to take things.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (sX1BW)
You poor babies!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:56 PM (xG4kz)
I voted for this.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:55 PM (+DwtS)
Oh, goody. I think you made a mistake, it was to deter Soviet aggression in Europe.
If you think the Russian Federation is the USSR, then sadly you are the neocon you despise.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (vbXSk)
You're next, Kip's Bay!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:59 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 31, 2026 02:59 PM (gYnrv)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)
1) We fund, provide, and ensure their security.
2) Because of that, they can fund their endless welfare programs while condemning and hindering us at every opportunity.
That's it. That's the alliance.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 31, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)
“We always have concerns, but with this president and the Republicans who have no commitment to the rule of law and doing things the appropriate way- we’re ready,” Pelosi said.
She continued, “We have to make sure the elections are safe…. We have to be on guard as to what [the Republicans] may try to do to the technology. They may try to creep into the technology and create a false count,” Pelosi said.
... I was told that this is impossible .. by Democrats
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:59 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Mostly rhetorical. Mostly. at March 31, 2026 03:00 PM (TbWk/)
So you're saying we can stop pouring billions into Ukraine?
Whether you like it or not we've been acting as Europe's security blanket for generations. NATO was just one aspect. And they've repaid us by never fully funding their NATO commitments, allowing their militaries to wither and basically becoming passive assuming we will always be there to protect them and fight their battles.
The hell with fighting for us, they wouldn't even let us use their airspace or our bases on their soil that we pay for and act as a deterrent for them. Maybe you are comfortable with that arrangement but most of us are not. It has nothing to do with being a neocon. It has to do with putting the interests of America first.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (abIsI)
Canada was pretty draconian over Covid too and I still want 80% of the country to just die, but New Zealand seemed to be the biggest shithole.
The CBC this morning did outline what it would take to take Kharg Island. Missiles and drones would be Iran's retaliation.
For what it's worth. The CBC....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 03:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 03:00 PM (ExV1e)
Build the canal across the base of the peninsula. It's been studied and the projected cost is about 80 billion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 31, 2026 02:54 PM
second look at Project Plowshare?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 03:00 PM (tljrc)
Howzabout you answer the question instead of doing your Amazing Kreskin routine.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
But the deeper move is priming the the public (and world) with a new mental frame: the Strait of Hormuz is not Iranian sovereign territory anymore.
Actually, I think it might be shallower than that. Trump follows social media closely. A lot of right-wing commentators and such have adopted the phrase "we can just do things" to excuse/encourage the president to act, often unilaterally. I assume he, or his advisors like Miller, see that, like the sound of it, and are kind of echoing the sentiment.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Open Channel D
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If Islam has attacked a NATO country, invoke Article 5. Simple as.
Until we're willing to do that, we needn't be taken seriously on our talk of threats.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: YIKES! at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (OgWfa)
It is run for and by the neocons and allied Fabians, and other technocrats.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 03:02 PM (xG4kz)
If Islam has attacked a NATO country, invoke Article 5. Simple as.
Until we're willing to do that, we needn't be taken seriously on our talk of threats.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (+DwtS)
Iran did... They hit Turkey
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 03:02 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 31, 2026 02:59 PM (gYnrv)
Their aggression is far more dangerous via immigration and colonization than military. NATO won’t stop that.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 03:02 PM (tZs6V)
Howzabout you answer the question instead of doing your Amazing Kreskin routine.
Posted by: Archimedes
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What's the question? I'm dealing with several Neocons who learned nothing in the past 25 years. You're not the only one. Please restate your question.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:02 PM (+DwtS)
Greenland =/= Iceland.
Posted by: I used to have a different ni
Yours isn't the only nation with sonic weapons.
Posted by: Björk at March 31, 2026 03:02 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (+DwtS)
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This isn't a WAR. Stop parroting lib talking points.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 31, 2026 03:02 PM (SlrUo)
Until we're willing to do that, we needn't be taken seriously on our talk of threats.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (+DwtS)
You mean like Turkey?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 31, 2026 03:02 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (+DwtS)
neocon
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (oqH4h)
She continued, “We have to make sure the elections are safe…. We have to be on guard as to what [the Republicans] may try to do to the technology. They may try to creep into the technology and create a false count,” Pelosi said.
By God, you're r9ight, Nancy! Let's make sure he can't steal it by having voter ID and ensuring everyone's a citizen!
We can do this, Nan!
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (+DwtS)
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: kraki at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (cG6Xc)
That's some serious forward thinking.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (viF8m)
If we rename all the waterways of the world after America, it's going to be tough to tell them all apart.
One of those good problems, I suppose.
Posted by: No Name Today at March 31, 2026 03:04 PM (8mulE)
If Islam has attacked a NATO country, invoke Article 5. Simple as.
Until we're willing to do that, we needn't be taken seriously on our talk of threats.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (+DwtS)
Iran did... They hit Turkey
Posted by: It's me donna
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Turkey shouldn't be in NATO, but a deal's a deal. Invoke Article 5.
Shit or get off the pot.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:04 PM (+DwtS)
Kharg-a-Lago!
Posted by: Shoefly the Boxing Mule at March 31, 2026 03:04 PM (ufJfM)
What's the question? I'm dealing with several Neocons who learned nothing in the past 25 years. You're not the only one. Please restate your question.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:02 PM (+DwtS)
We're all stoopid and youz SMAHT.
Got it.
Kan I haz ice kreem now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Tiberius at March 31, 2026 03:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 31, 2026 03:05 PM (JCZqz)
It would also include the view that NATO is still useful, 40 years after the fall of the Soviet Union.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:05 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 03:05 PM (RIvkX)
That's some serious forward thinking.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Weird, Trump told us back in June that Iran's nuclear program had been totally obliterated. His words.
And yet they got it back in nine months? That's what you believe?
Do you think that maybe Trump wasn't being straight with us?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:05 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: kraki at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (cG6Xc)
We could consider bi-lateral arrangements with them. Huge multi-national treaty organizations are always held captive by the weakest link.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 03:05 PM (ExV1e)
Link. Pics are no bueno.
Jeebus. Freaks everywhere. Not sure that I buy her "I had no clue" line. I don't think you can hide that kind of stuff from your wife if you're putting it out on the internet.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqX+)
Got it.
Kan I haz ice kreem now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Look, fat, you'll get chocolate chocolate chip and you'll like it or I'll wrap this three feet of chain around your head!
Posted by: Fightin' Joe Biden at March 31, 2026 03:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: kraki at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (cG6Xc)
They can pretty much walk away when they feel like it, they have enough of a military to turn back the Germans' tank brigades, should the Germans ever decide to build more tanks.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 03:06 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
Agreed.
But denying air space or landing rights isn't the same thing.
Did they do any of that during Obamas Libya campaign?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 31, 2026 03:07 PM (yFlgz)
That's some serious forward thinking.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 03:03 PM (viF8m)
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Trump got rid of Iran's nukes back in June of 2025. This action is about bringing freedom to the Persian people, helping Israel, and ensuring oil flows freely through the straits of Hormuz.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 31, 2026 03:07 PM (SlrUo)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 31, 2026 03:07 PM (gYnrv)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqX+)
It would also include the view that NATO is still useful, 40 years after the fall of the Soviet Union.
Posted by: ballistic
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Well if it's not the Neocon view then it's the Clinton circa 1999 view, where we bomb and bomb and bomb because Iraq has WMDs but it accomplishes nothing.
At least Clinton didn't cause a global economic crisis in the prices.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:07 PM (+DwtS)
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Yeah, absolutely nothing has happened in Eastern Europe over the last several years to make me doubt the sincerity of someone who says that.
But I'm sure it made sense in your head before you said it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)
Or will they just reverse everything good that's happening and hand everything back????
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Posted by: lin-duh at March 31, 2026 03:08 PM (VCgbV)
That's some serious forward thinking.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Weird, Trump told us back in June that Iran's nuclear program had been totally obliterated. His words.
And yet they got it back in nine months? That's what you believe?
Do you think that maybe Trump wasn't being straight with us?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:05 PM (+DwtS)
So what's your argument for waiting until it is difficult to deal with Iran instead of breaking them down when it's easy?
Eventually Chinese air defense will be worth a damn.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:08 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Furniture for fuel, hobos for meat.
Hasn't Ace taught you anything?
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 03:08 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 03:08 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqX+)
The Biden FBI? The FBI which was probably salivating at the idea of releasing the information at a moment of greatest damage? That FBI?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 03:09 PM (ExV1e)
Trump got rid of Iran's nukes back in June of 2025. This action is about bringing freedom to the Persian people, helping Israel, and ensuring oil flows freely through the straits of Hormuz.
Posted by: Diabeetus
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Lol try to keep up with the news. Literally the opposite of all of those things is happening:
-no regime change
-no oil getting through without a Mullah Tax
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:09 PM (+DwtS)
Also I need six gallons of eye bleach.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:09 PM (oqH4h)
We’re a net exporter but this will drive the prices of oil up both at home as well. Not exactly the way I envisioned our “green future” but if it works it works. Electric cars are superior in almost every category. I welcome the change.
I like Trump, the more he stay in power the more unified EU becomes, the dude did more for EU unity than anyone in last 20 years. I would like for Trump to go for third term. European return to be one of the big players has a nice ring to it
People need to wake up and accept that NATO is dead. This moron has destroyed the US-European alliance, repeatedly stated America does not have Europe's back anymore. Time to create something new and more reliable.
He's really pissed off that our (UK) navy and other European navies haven't sailed 4000 miles away from protecting Greenland.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (tZs6V)
Link. Pics are no bueno.
Jeebus. Freaks everywhere. Not sure that I buy her "I had no clue" line. I don't think you can hide that kind of stuff from your wife if you're putting it out on the internet.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqX+)
Talk about a warchest.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (N39Ws)
At least Clinton didn't cause a global economic crisis in the prices.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:07 PM (+DwtS)
Oil prices were at these level throughout most of Obama. Hardly economic crisis levels.
They were also higher during Russia's initial invasion of Ukraine, which saw no actual long-term disruption to oil supply.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (okun6)
Posted by: geoffb at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (r//c2)
Posted by: Derak at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (3DHvS)
Dude is a force of nature.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:08 PM (okun6)
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Assumes facts not in evidence lol
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (oqH4h)
If you can punish Europe for being Euroweenies, but the method of punishment is that they have to pay a tax to the mullahs in Iran, do you take that deal?
Because that's the deal Trump is giving you. The mullahs stay in power and tax cargo traffic.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 31, 2026 03:11 PM (wBaIH)
-no regime change
-no oil getting through without a Mullah Tax
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:09 PM (+DwtS)
I guess you don't read the content before you start flinging poo all over the place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 03:11 PM (2ap+5)
The program was destroyed. But there was confusion over how much of the 60% enriched uranium might have survived the attack. See how that works?
And then when we attempted to negotiate with them the Iranians helpfully told us they still had enough near weapons grade uranium to make 11 nukes and against all international law they were going to make them.
So what should a responsible leader do? Nothing as you propose or stop a country that for 47 years has been at war with us and funding proxies like Hamas and Hezbollah to attack our people and our interests?
I'll take the president who wants to stop religious fanatics who believe their messiah will arrive once they end the world. And if our so called allies, NATO and otherwise, don't want to help then that should be considered for future alliances.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)
Link. Pics are no bueno.
Jeebus. Freaks everywhere. Not sure that I buy her "I had no clue" line. I don't think you can hide that kind of stuff from your wife if you're putting it out on the internet.
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Crikey! Something tells me a separate post on this will be forthcoming.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 03:12 PM (qBdHI)
And this "neocon" tactic you're trying out is passing strange. Nobody but nobody gets rock hard for NATO like a neocon does.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 03:12 PM (BI5O2)
I missed that one...
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2026 03:13 PM (q6tQZ)
Don Jr.
Who on the American side was coordinating this scheme?
Solomon:
We don’t know that yet.. the NSA intercepted only high level Ukrainian Officials discussing it with USAID people working in Kyiv.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 03:14 PM (YlWIZ)
Eventually Chinese air defense will be worth a damn.
Posted by: Red Turban
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My argument is that if we're going to do this war, regime change has to happen. The worst thing that Trump is doing is leaving the mullahs in power. He's gonna TACO, leaving the mullahs in place and giving them control of the strait. And then I'm a couple years we'll be hearing that they've got a nuclear program again
If you're going to take Vienna, take Vienna.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:14 PM (+DwtS)
Because that's the deal Trump is giving you. The mullahs stay in power and tax cargo traffic.”
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Lol
That’s what you think is happening?
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 31, 2026 03:14 PM (gYnrv)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)
Massie: "I hope I don't lose for America's sake, but if I do, I'm going to come down & visit you."
MTG: "I hope you do. Then we'll re-plan how to get this country back on track in a real way, & I bet you we would have 10s of millions of Americans with us."
Neither of them can dance around the topic when asked if they're both running for POTUS/Vice POTUS in 2028. There's no other plan they could be cooking up that would require 10s of millions of Americans being behind them.
What a Joke this ticket would be! One guy is on the verge of getting fired by his district & the other candidate ABANDONED her district when it got too challenging.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)
I missed that one...
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2026 03:13 PM (q6tQZ)
weez all stoopid, yu cee......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
But the deeper move is priming the the public (and world) with a new mental frame: the Strait of Hormuz is not Iranian sovereign territory anymore.
AKSHUALLY, I think he's also mocking the Euros because he knows that lack the capacity to do anything, even if they wanted to. He's exposing them for the geldings they've become.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought Trump was planning to offer the insurance, replacing Lloyds.
Posted by: illiniwek
How about Progressive and GEICO?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 03:15 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 03:16 PM (zG4BR)
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 03:16 PM (RHGPo)
But Germany promises their F127 class will be even better.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 31, 2026 03:17 PM (gYnrv)
"I LOVE NATO, REGIME CHANGE, AND NATION BUILDING SEXUALLY BUT YOU ARE A NEOCON! DAMN YOU NEOCONS!!!!!"
This is some line of reasoning you've got going there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 03:17 PM (BI5O2)
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You're a smart guy.
But the insane thing is that you watched 25 years of U.S. intelligence failures and yet you have all this confidence that uranium is exactly 60% enriched. Who told you that, and why do you believe him?
Did you learn literally nothing at all from Iraq?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:17 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Kiss 'N' Jer at March 31, 2026 03:17 PM (2Ez/1)
Link. Pics are no bueno
Someone's looking for a teacher's job in Ontario.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 03:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 03:18 PM (pvf3X)
Well, I sure didn't have that on my bingo card.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:18 PM (RCEd4)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31
This would be really, really funny. Except we need to get our comms hot and heavy that neither one is part of our party, we excommunicated them to Siberia.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:18 PM (OoFl2)
If you can punish Europe for being Euroweenies, but the method of punishment is that they have to pay a tax to the mullahs in Iran, do you take that deal?
Because that's the deal Trump is giving you. The mullahs stay in power and tax cargo traffic.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:10 PM (+DwtS)
The mullahs have been shown to not be in charge. It's the IRGC -- in other words, a military dictatorship. The U.S. and Israel are busy killing them and breaking all of their toys. The IRGC is reduced to launching a few missiles and drones, and having random Lt. Colonels talking $h!t on video.
The neighboring Arab states are publicly begging Pres. Trump to topple the Islamic regime in Iran. That's an enormous change in Iran's relationship with the neighboring states.
The Euroweenies are going to pay a tax for the oil, but it's going to be to the U.S.
You probably need to stop playing with your weenie so much.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 31, 2026 03:18 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Open Channel D
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Yes or No: is ending this war without regime change a TACO move?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:18 PM (+DwtS)
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How about Progressive and GEICO?
Akkkkkshully, that could make a lot of sense. The US offers the primary insurance policy and then offers to split it up among existing companies who are willing to take a piece of the pie but can't handle all of it.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 03:18 PM (4pi1M)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t
Fine here...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 03:19 PM (Sco7b)
Link. Pics are no bueno.
Posted by: Oddbob
Talk about a warchest.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
I'm thinking more "spank bank." 😍
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 03:19 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)
No but we have someone going off the rails.
Posted by: An undercover DU wanker perhaps? at March 31, 2026 03:19 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)
This, 100%. They pissed him off, and when Trump gets pissed, he REALLY sticks the knife in on his insults...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 03:19 PM (tOcjL)
When the countries of Old Europe refuse even things like overflight, it's not a question of offense, it's a question of doing the absolute minimum not to actively hinder the people who can do the things that need doing (us). If the Eurowusses won't even do that, then in what sense do we have an alliance?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:19 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
No, because that was never identified as one of the goals of the operation?
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 03:20 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
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So it's your position that when this war is over the mullahs won't be in charge?
Will you admit that you were wrong and apologize if they still are?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:20 PM (+DwtS)
Eventually Chinese air defense will be worth a damn.
Posted by: Red Turban
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My argument is that if we're going to do this war, regime change has to happen. The worst thing that Trump is doing is leaving the mullahs in power. He's gonna TACO, leaving the mullahs in place and giving them control of the strait. And then I'm a couple years we'll be hearing that they've got a nuclear program again
If you're going to take Vienna, take Vienna.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:14 PM (+DwtS)
The damage is very extensive this time around, it'll be a decade plus before they could get to where they were, and that is assuming they don't collapse to infighting. Granted the US is now in a position to deal with them relatively easily, but we've gained a lot here at fairly little cost, especially in altering Iran's relations in the Middle East.
Really the only material pressure limiting maintenance bombing on the US side of negotiations is the mid-terms.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:20 PM (okun6)
Well, I sure didn't have that on my bingo card.
Well, I guess we know why she was fooling around with the arm ripper offer.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:21 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:21 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (V362x)
@Breaking911 2m
🚨 BREAKING: Federal judge halts President Trump's White House ballroom construction -CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (diia5)
Posted by: The way it is at March 31, 2026 03:19 PM (wK9ty)
Oh FFS...........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 03:18 PM (4pi1M)
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Who in the US is paying for it and with what money.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (SlrUo)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (aTgV0)
Regardless, there's the steady drumbeat of "no troops on the ground" on the blog where I'm primed and ready to argue. Except she's vanished for now, and I was polite. Possibly marching with No Kings.
France, Italy and Spain are going to get spankings from President Trump. And Stuttering Sudden Colonoscopy Surprised Stunned Starmer is going to get it worse.
I feel similar after a war with Ann Taylor online today because the site would not let me buy a simple lace blouse (on sale) due to my address. I feel ready and rested for war now.
My husband came downstairs smiling and asking who I am mad at now. He said he can tell when I say to the rep, "Thank you very much and I am glad this is being recorded!" Sometimes when I am told a call is being recorded I shout GOOD!
I appear to be a bit ornery and maybe lunch will cure me.
I thank God every night for President Trump as he shows the sissy countries how it is freaking done!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
No, because that was never identified as one of the goals of the operation?
Posted by: Military Moron
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Well you've got me there, bro. If our war objective is weak and ineffective, and the results of the war are weak and ineffective, then Mission Accomplished. This war is no different from every half assed war since the end of WWII.
But you really should check into what Trump said about regime change at the outset of the war.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 03:23 PM (2ap+5)
🚨 BREAKING: Federal judge halts President Trump's White House ballroom construction -CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (diia5)
How does a federal judge halt a privately funded construction project that's already well underway?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
So glad you disappeared for so long except to gloat in 2020 and inexplicably came back now when thing look "bad".
I look forward to your next departure.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:23 PM (eBwIO)
Will you admit that you were wrong and apologize if they still are?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:20 PM (+DwtS)
I think the position of this board is that when Trump is done, Iran will no longer be a threat to America (or even Israel).
That is literally all I care about. Iranians can do what they want in their own borders...but it's like that slogan "what happens in Iran, stays in Iran"...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 03:23 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 03:23 PM
This was not unexpected, in fact the ruling is a bit overdue IMO. It will be overturned on appeal.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)
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I think you've identified the problem. You are judging the success of the operation based on your personal goal, not the Administration's.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 31, 2026 03:24 PM (bNf8H)
Will you admit that you were wrong and apologize if they still are?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:20 PM (+DwtS)
Defacto regime-charge has already occurred. The guys in charge a month ago are dead. They've been very publicly pantsed, and their neighbors want them all dead.
My position is that whoever is left in charge of Iran will know to behave themselves.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 31, 2026 03:24 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: The way it is
Mostly, but if Trump actually did something significant against the will of his base, we'd call him out. A large ground invasion of Iran, followed by permanent presence and nation building (Iraq/Afghanistan 2.0) would be a deal breaker. This minor conflict, even if it escalated to a few troops going in, smashing something, and leaving? Not a big deal.
If Trump said "I love Mexicans, almost as much as Trump Tower taco bowl salads", opened the borders, and granted amnesty to all illegals, people would be pissed.
He does little things that go against the MAGA base at times, but nothing serious, so we're not too upset in return.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 03:24 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:24 PM (aTgV0)
Like ignore Europe.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (xcxpd)
Looks like Croatia is runner up.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (gZLU7)
I'm a little surprised at Meloni TBH. Italy is saying something like the correct protocols requesting overflight were not followed.
The report did not specify when the aircraft were due to land but said permission was denied because the U.S. had not requested clearance and Italy's military leadership had not been consulted, as required under treaties governing the use of U.S. military installations in the country.
https://is.gd/Dqw637
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)
🚨 BREAKING: Federal judge halts President Trump's White House ballroom construction -CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (diia5)
How does a federal judge halt a privately funded construction project that's already well underway?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's some paperwork-pushing, red tape cock-and-bullshit
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)
Leak that we are landing at X and have a fleet head to that X .
Hopefully the IRG will take the bait and gather to repel it.
1.
2.
3. Profit !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
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So it's your position that when this war is over the mullahs won't be in charge?
Will you admit that you were wrong and apologize if they still are?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:20 PM (+DwtS)
That's a pretty dramatic misrepresentation. He said the IRGC was in charge, meaning the mullahs nominally hold power.
He didn't say regime change would necessarily occur, he didn't even talk about regime change.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (okun6)
Well, I sure didn't have that on my bingo card.
Well, I guess we know why she was fooling around with the arm ripper offer.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:21 PM (Riz8t)
____________________________
Hey, anyone remember when she VETO'd the Bill as Governor that would have disallowed man to participate in women's sports? Her excuse was that there would have been all kinds of legal ramifications with the NCAA. When her popularity on the Right took a hit for that act, she all of a sudden changed her mind (I think only 180 days later).
Noem is an opportunist. Her self absorption is written all over her face in cosmetic surgery scars.
Forget about her. She's no great loss.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)
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"DENIED!" -- US District Clown Judge and Defacto POTUS Bozoberg
/"The Strait of Literally Hitler" has a nice ring to it ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (yB0MT)
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She will let this go, but I got shot for much less.
Posted by: Cricket at March 31, 2026 03:26 PM (ufJfM)
This Pete Hegseth guy can stay.
Kinda like him.
Posted by: eleven
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I remember back in February 2024 when he would definitely be gone in a few weeks. Mark Halperin's experts knew all about it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 03:26 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:26 PM (aTgV0)
You know what you have to do, Kristi. To uphold your sacred honor.
Posted by: Zombie Cricket at March 31, 2026 03:26 PM (JCZqz)
Federal Judge halts NASA Moon launch.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 31, 2026 03:26 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Military Moron
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You should be pissed that Trump is about to end this war the mullahs still in power, and with a new revenue source: tolls on tankers.
But you're not going to be pissed because you'll never get pissed at Trump. You'll always talk yourself into believing that his farts smell great.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (+DwtS)
But you really should check into what Trump said about regime change at the outset of the war.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (+DwtS)
If you got a quote to back that up, post it. Otherwise, I hear there is lube in the cuck shed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I AM THE LAW!!!
Posted by: Judge Fed at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (XuXeR)
The fuck of fucks please get a new fucking shtick.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (eBwIO)
Federal Judge Opens Strait of Hormuz.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 31, 2026 03:28 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:28 PM (aTgV0)
She's pretty and all but not that pretty that you can overlook the psychopathy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 03:28 PM (XV/Pl)
2. If the pic is real, how much you wanna bet that Trump knew about it, and was a secret reason for firing her (he knew it would eventually come out)?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
But you're not going to be pissed because you'll never get pissed at Trump. You'll always talk yourself into believing that his farts smell great.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (+DwtS)
That statement right there makes you an inconceivable dumbshit.
Go away now. You're done. Buffoon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
The USAF is still at Aviano with F-16s. A paperwork mess up, oh well. That can be sorted out or simply the Italians say 'we see nothing.'
Sicily is nice, but there is always Malta. OR you stage the KC-46As and KC-135Rs out of Sicily to refuel the aircraft transiting through the Med.
Not the first time the USAF had to thread the Med needle, the resupply effort to Israel during the Yom Kippur War.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 31, 2026 03:01 PM (JCZqz)
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I might have thought that in Trump 1.0, but I don't in Trump 2.0. This has all been planned with contingency possibilities studied. It doesn't mean it will work or that it won't go off the rails. It might go off the rails. Trump's team has realized that the world as it was was all about posturing. And he has governed since his re-election with that as the overriding assessment of all of his political enemies. So his administration has been able to maneuver his enemies into untenable situations that have been tough to get out of. That is what is going on right now.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)
2. If the pic is real, how much you wanna bet that Trump knew about it, and was a secret reason for firing her (he knew it would eventually come out)?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026
Because Noem has commented on it, and said the family was completely blindsided by it.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (adwAx)
He didn't say regime change would necessarily occur, he didn't even talk about regime change.
Posted by: Red Turban
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Stop fucking lying. Read Trump's speech when he announced the beginning of the war. "Finally, to the great proud people of Iran, I say tonight that the hour of your freedom is at hand."
If that isn't about regime change, what the fuck is it?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (+DwtS)
But let's throw military realities to the four winds, and presume they were.
Who gives a damn?
Western Europe is spent. They're done. Someone is going to make a play on Europe, and it's not worth defending against that whoever. It would be unconscionable to intervene a third time on their behalf, even if they still mattered - and they don't.
Who would you prefer do it? An actual world power like China? I wouldn't. Barking mad Muslims? That's the one that will happen, and it's the worst outcome.
If Putin somehow got the wherewithal to snatch Western Europe, it would probably be the best of the bad outcomes, for them and us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (BI5O2)
Should I be pissed that there wasn't regime change in Venezuela, too? It, also, wasn't the goal of the military action, but I guess I'm supposed to care about thing's we're not trying to accomplish? It's all so confusing.
And I'll worry about theoretical taxes on tankers when they start happening, and Iran gets blasted again.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)
tHe OnEs tHaT aRe In cHarGe!!!!!!!!
*whackwhackwhack*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)
Once again leftists care more about the preservation and execution of bureaucratic process (see recent video of the Canadian freak show) then actual results on the ground.
If your action doesn't directly empower some otherwise useless human being then it must be stopped at all costs.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (gZLU7)
This is not the outcome I would like to see but it does make sense. Ever since long before I joined the Navy iran has been closing the straits to interrupt the flow of oil to the world.
They closed them in the 70s and that caused the gas lines in the US and closed them again in the late 80s when we had to go in and blow them up during the tanker wars. On and off multiple times they have threatened to close them or dumped mines there in the last 25 years.
It is time to end their ability to throw a temper tantrum that affects global prices.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (0N4FZ)
The first 5 minutes into the conflict should have been a hint.
This isn't GWB presidency where you could scare him with a rolled up copy of a newspaper
There is a clear strategy that is playing out and it isn't a full blown invasion. Pay attention
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (DoRKe)
I have been telling you this for 10 years. I've got a million of em
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (eBwIO)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (GD0B3)
DeSantis is trying to get a nutball judge impeached for letting a monster walk free that then killed a little kid. Again, he leads the way showing how governors should act.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (El6/E)
And there's no shortage of people who've acquired the taste for camel-flavored dick that are willing to shill for Iran.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 03:32 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 31, 2026 03:32 PM (adwAx)
they must be stopped!
damn, I thought she had some sense
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 03:32 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)
I've been to Malta twice. Amazing place, especially if you like history.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
Where the jerk off has a point is that "regime change" when we do it isn't supposed to hand over, say, Iraq to half a Shiite client of Iran and half ISIS; or Libya to a bunch of slave traders; or Somalia to pirates.
But I'm not in this for regime change. I'm in this for crippling Iran's force projection and cowing its leaders into not funding foreign terrorists against us.
What happens with the Strait is more of a Europe / India / Australia / southeast Asia problem, with which they should deal.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 03:32 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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He didn't use reason to get where he is so he cannot be reasoned out of Orangeman Bad, no matter what the evidence is. Leftists and groypers have the same problem--their reaction to Trump is visceral, not logical and that makes them not able to have reasonable discussions.
His accomplice is a banned former commenter and it is pretty evident who that is.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 03:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (eBwIO)
Valid.
Some of us learn lessons hard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
The first 5 minutes into the conflict should have been a hint.
Yes but there are some people of limited intellectual capacity for who that is the only template for war: every military action in the middle east is a miserable failing forever war that probably will bring ww3. Just ask them about Syria in the previous Trump administration.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (El6/E)
Trump has already floated the first part so I'll let him figure out that part. The second part is about spreading the risks and rewards among willing participants and shouldn't cost us anything.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (YVBwj)
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (yB0MT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (u73oe)
He said he want to cut all our ears off!!!
-Masturbatin' Pete
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (IifOV)
The worst kind of time wasting shit. But he loves his mirror.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (eBwIO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:22 PM (2GVsD)
personal grooming in the comments
excellent
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 03:34 PM (YlWIZ)
So no, nothing about us changing their regime.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 03:34 PM (XuXeR)
they must be stopped!
damn, I thought she had some sense
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026
Let the record stand I have always said she is a nut job. Because she is.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:34 PM (OoFl2)
"Finally, to the great proud people of Iran, I say tonight that the hour of your freedom is at hand."
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The Iranian people aren't liberated by degrading Iran's nuclear program. They're liberated by getting rid of the mullahs.
Regime change was an objective of this war until Trump realized that it would be hard
But hey, if you're content to have the mullahs in power, just say so.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:34 PM (+DwtS)
Couple of amazing sieges there. Mel Gibson is talking about doing a movie about the Crusader defense of Malta
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:34 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (aTgV0)
Gary "US" Bonds was a bonus act
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Don Black
She is emotionally damaged from sexual assault years ago and the video of her showing body off in a Congressional hearing on purpose was a sign that the cheese slipped off the cracker. I think she is unlikely to win the SC gubernatorial primary and will be increasingly unhinged in Congress as a lame duck. Auditioning like MTG and probably mASSIE soon for podcasts and low rated news shows on the right.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)
Old & Busted: Doom Scrolling.
New Hotness: Doom Trolling.
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (yB0MT)
So no, nothing about us changing their regime.
Posted by: man
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What do you think "the hour of your freedom" refers to? The government not having a nuclear program?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (+DwtS)
He didn't say regime change would necessarily occur, he didn't even talk about regime change.
Posted by: Red Turban
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Stop fucking lying. Read Trump's speech when he announced the beginning of the war. "Finally, to the great proud people of Iran, I say tonight that the hour of your freedom is at hand."
If that isn't about regime change, what the fuck is it?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (+DwtS)
I wasn't talking about Trump. You demanded a poster commit to predicting regime change as a result of the war because he stated that the IRGC rather than the mullahs were in charge.
You're literally not following conversations at all.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (okun6)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (FtULh)
Yeah, I asked him to address my question in #205, but I guess he's run off.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t)
85% of the world’s trade moves by sea and nearly half of it is insured through the London market."
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Make that WAS controlled by the Londonstan market.
Now controlled by the American market.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (xvV+O)
Because of the same people who are complaining Trump has no plan--every one of them is a confirmed enemy of the US and will run to tell Iran if they actually knew what was going on.
The Obama people are in a fight for their lives.
They are facing real charges of treason and sedition.
Winning the midterms is their last hope.
And too many on the right are all too eager to help them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (HXT0k)
When Trump took Maduro, he didn't replace Maduro with the elected president-elect - much as some might wish he had. He just let Maduro's regime seconds-in-command take over. The Venezuelans will handle the rest.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (gKWVE)
2. If the pic is real, how much you wanna bet that Trump knew about it, and was a secret reason for firing her (he knew it would eventually come out)?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026
Because Noem has commented on it, and said the family was completely blindsided by it.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (OoFl2)
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Yea, I saw that statement. It was vague, though, on whether she was conceding the pics were legit, or just blindsided by the story itself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
I dunno. Playboy?
Posted by: man
Juggs.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (9E5Ho)
Or, it was a goof, not a lifestyle. Like Trudeau's blackface.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:36 PM (El6/E)
Pathetic.
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)
So no, nothing about us changing their regime.
Posted by: man
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What do you think "the hour of your freedom" refers to? The government not having a nuclear program?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (+DwtS)
That's an incitement to revolt. Read until the end.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 03:28 PM (XV/Pl)
She's not ugly. But she is kinda ridiculous, like an overmakeuped pageant girl. It's not a great look.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (9FEtL)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (2GVsD)
90 degrees is the Prime Meridian?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (z/ZK2)
Yeah every time the left yells "TRUMP HAS NO PLAN" I know that means "HE WON'T TELL US HIS PLANS, DAMMIT!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:38 PM (El6/E)
Not to put too fine a point on it but he's demanding predictions and sides and literally has shown he will just turn tail when reality doesn't go his way.
But he WILL come back without an ounce of contrition when he thinks he has you on something else. So there's that.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:38 PM (eBwIO)
We've killed several, if it makes you feel better.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 03:38 PM (JCZqz)
TBF, I've been in his position, where I'm the only one arguing a side, and you can't keep up with the rejoinders. The difference is that I do my best, but don't call other people neocons or something similarly retarded.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)
oh wait
that's not at all what's happening
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 03:39 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026
Oh my gosh you are such a lawyer sometimes. She asked for privacy and prayers. If there was a question on the legitimacy, she would not be saying this.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:39 PM (OoFl2)
If that isn't about regime change, what the fuck is it?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:31 PM (+DwtS)
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Obviously, it is about regime change, if so desired by the Persians.
What it does not say is that America is going to implement or even cause regime change.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 31, 2026 03:39 PM (adwAx)
I'm calling bullshit on both these numbers
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (+DwtS)
That's an incitement to revolt. Read until the end.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (okun6)
If Masturbatin Pete had his way. The United States would be a whiny, toothless country (but he’d be VERY HAPPY if the government pointed its guns at US) and be more isolated than Albania under Hoxha.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:39 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
To quote Paul Simon,
"A man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
La La La La La"
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (+DwtS)
Im pissed at Trump for playing nice with Xi. Letting in 600,000 students from the CCP....aka spies.
Im pissed he hasn't nuked the H1-B visa program.
Im pissed about the tariffs on automobiles since I drive two European vehicles.
There's plenty I don't agree with Trump on. I can't stand his voice and accent. Can't watch his speeches because they give me headaches.
But even with all that... hes not a mouth breathing dead brained drooling Uncle Bernie that you outright fucking evil leftist foisted on us. He's infinitely better than anyone on your side because while he might be a narcissistic ass (and what politician isnt)... he at least devotes his efforts to improving the American condition. After all of the shit hes been through legally and mortally... he doesn't need to do this.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (gZLU7)
We've killed several, if it makes you feel better.
Posted by: Military Moron
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"Yeah there's a mullah in power but we killed a bunch of his predecessors so that means there's no mullah in power"
Do you believe that shit?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (+DwtS)
But hey, if you're content to have the mullahs in power, just say so.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:34 PM (+DwtS)
Name a mullah that's actively calling shots and is in control of Iran.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (2GVsD)
I'm calling bullshit on both these numbers
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
I’m not on the 85%. Ocean going trade is insanely huge. Frankly I think that’s low balling it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (pDt9x)
The worst kind of time wasting shit. But he loves his mirror.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:33 PM (eBwIO)
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It's gotta be exhausting being 150% correct all the time, with ideas of such scintillating brilliance that no one here, least of all ace himself, will ever be able to comprehend them within the lifetime of the known universe.
No wonder he takes a break.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 03:41 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 03:41 PM (aTgV0)
When Europe falls to Islam, I will shed tears only for the beautiful Christians, however few there are.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 03:41 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Piper
Easy resolution ... Kristi knows how to deal with "bad dogs".
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 03:41 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 03:41 PM (YlWIZ)
Mark Felton has a really good summary of the pathetic state of Britain's navy. It's...appalling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gru2EDJvj9Q
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 03:41 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2026 03:41 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (2GVsD)
Rename it "The Prime 'Murican"
Posted by: Josephistan at March 31, 2026 03:41 PM (FLx59)
If Masturbatin Pete had his way. The United States would be a whiny, toothless country (but he’d be VERY HAPPY if the government pointed its guns at US) and be more isolated than Albania under Hoxha.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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We are whiny and toothless. We whine about Europe not going along with our war. We don't have the teeth to do regime change or keep the Strait of Hormuz open
And you're fine with this
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (+DwtS)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Oddbob
Insurance, when done right, is great business. Not a single insurer went out of business during the Depression
Posted by: MkY at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (q6tQZ)
Stuff changes. Even I can see this. The fact that Iran shot a 4000km missile longer than people thought should clear this right up. A ballistic missile that could have hit Paris, London, Berlin and Rome.
THEY LIE! IT IS THEIR religion to lie!
But! Ohhh! You are in the Situation Room. You know stuff. Trump said he wouldn't do this! High dudgeon of despair!
Yesterday on either the UK DM or NY Post a freaking STRIPPER in San Diego said!!!! that Marines were dreading going to Iran.
I know when my sources are STRIPPERS it shall be believed and engraved in stone.
On top of everything with stubbornly ordering a blouse for 2hrs of my valuable time, a beetle got in the house and my husband had to kill it. This was not planned anymore than the Iran ballistic missile, but we took care of it. Otherwise I would have been freaking out by bedtime.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:58 PM (+DwtS)
How does it feel driving off the cliff? Does the bottom come at you fast or does everything look slo mo?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (SlGTd)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (XuXeR)
And you're fine with this
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (+DwtS)
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So you want us to go do MOAR WAR because we're not doin' enough of it.
And in the same argument call OTHER people neocons?
Can I buy some of what you're smoking?
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Archimedes
I keep telling you, that lever thing is never going to work!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (El6/E)
Seriously. AI is so good that we simply don't need as many entry-level engineers anymore.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (qFwJc)
Bless him for this covert operation to take the heat off of President Trump and distract the lefties from the war.
That's it. That's what happened.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (Sco7b)
Yeah, I asked him to address my question in #205, but I guess he's run off.
Posted by: Archimedes
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I'm dealing with a lot of Trump fellating Neocon here, you'll have to wait you're turn. I assure you I'm not ignoring you because you've stumped me.
What's your question?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM (2GVsD)
90 degrees is the Prime Meridian?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:37 PM
I got an idea, reprogram everything to have the prime meridian run through, get this.....meridian, MS. That will fvck with everybody.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (rj6Yv)
The markets have stopped listening to Donald Trump
That's why the Dow is up 900 points. /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (n1OCj)
And you're fine with this
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (+DwtS)
No, we bitch about ingratitude. That is a different thing, but I do not expect someone like you who steadfastly refuses to study history to understand that. Pray tell, how is having the ability to project power (which fills you with embarrassment and deep, intense shame) whiny and toothless. With that, the will and ability to USE said power projection?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (z/ZK2)
Even so, with a despotic elite on the ropes, I'd expect a lot more disorganized, spontaneous, poorly armed mass violence against regime officials and assets than we're seeing.
This leads to me to suspect that popular support for the regime, even if it's still a minority position, is *much* higher than we've been led to believe - high enough to dissuade their anti-regime neighbors from acting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)
From Maritime London-City of London's website,
"London is the world’s leading centre for marine insurance, including P&I. Physical risk in shipping arises from shipping operations, cargo loss or damage as well as shipbuilding and London provides a solid infrastructure for the insurance of these risks. Whether placed through Lloyd’s of London or company members of the International Underwriting Association (IUA), London insurers are able to handle the insurance needs of the shipping community. Cover provided includes hull insurance, war risk insurance, loss of profit/freight insurance, detention insurance, strike insurance or uninsured legal expenses (defence) cover.
London currently has the largest share – around a third – of the global insurance market, ahead of the USA, Japan, Germany and France. In 2013, it was worth £5.9bn. (Source: London Matters: The competitive position of the London Insurance Market, 2014). P&I clubs continue to provide the majority share of the world’s shipping fleet with insurance cover against legal liabilities to third parties."
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (E4rtv)
You keep saying that and people keep asking you over and over what mullahs are you talking about because appear to be undead. So specifically, which mullahs are still running Iran?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (viF8m)
So you want us to go do MOAR WAR because we're not doin' enough of it.
And in the same argument call OTHER people neocons?
Can I buy some of what you're smoking?
Posted by: ballistic
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IF we are going to do a war, we need to do it the whole way.
I think this war is a bad idea. But if we're doing it, we need to do it right.
My preferences, in order: 1. No war. 2. War that we fight with our while ass. 3. This half-ass war.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (+DwtS)
Probably not but it's nice to dream she's just a devoted wife not a Big GOPe Dummy.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (eBwIO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 03:44 PM (BI5O2)
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Has the Shah called for that yet?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 03:43 PM (El6/E)
I am trying to think of a good insult involving the Roman Legions and Archimedes screw.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (zZu0s)
But you're not going to be pissed because you'll never get pissed at Trump. You'll always talk yourself into believing that his farts smell great.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:27 PM (+DwtS)
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Actually, that won't be the ending regardless. The regime part was always a problem - because we aren't going to invade. The hope was the people take care of that and or someone comes in charge that we can deal with who makes them less radical.
I'm sure we'd love to find the processed uranium - am hopeful Israel knows where to look for it. Their ability to launch a nuke has certainly been degraded and their proxy network has been degraded.
There is a chance that we are unable to account for the uranium, meaning a dirty bomb scenario comes into play.
You'd have a better argument if you didn't assume what you hopes happens will. And if you think this board can't take issue with Trump, you haven't been here that long.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (GZYu7)
You keep saying that and people keep asking you over and over what mullahs are you talking about because appear to be undead. So specifically, which mullahs are still running Iran?
Posted by: JackStraw
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I don't know their names, ok? Why is that important?
The problem is that a hostile government is still running Iran.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Desinex at March 31, 2026 03:48 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Reverse Trump curse.
The truth is that these 'journalists' no longer actually do anything other than print tips from their buddies and press releases. And their editors are there to make sure that the publisher's desired outlook is printed, not any sort of objective truth.
Coverage of the Ukraine war pretty much indicated Euro media is as much globo homo as the US and of course the authoritarian regimes in the world lie as they breathe.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Archimedes
See - Petey has you pegged too.
After all, the biggest "Trump fellator" on the board --- Ar chi me des
(you had to be there)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 03:49 PM (eBwIO)
How exactly did we end up with an "upper class" that mostly seem to be the sort of demented weirdos that regular people dont even expect to find in dive bars?
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (PUrHv)
The problem is that a hostile government is still running Iran.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:47 PM (+DwtS)
The same way that Ceaucescu was running Romania on 22 December 1989, perhaps. Romania…forget it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:50 PM (nqStX)
Posted by: Black JEM
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He has been around for years and is just an Never Trumper of old. Never got over it and returns whenever he thinks he can drop a deuce here by insisting with mathematical precision that there must have been a second key to the refrigerator holding the strawberries.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)
Thought experiment: what troll would be impossible to ignore?
My guess: one who, amid his trollery also linked pictures of large breasted women.
So, Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)
The same way that Ceaucescu was running Romania on 22 December 1989, perhaps. Romania…forget it.
Posted by: Cow Demon
Hey if you're confident that Iran's government will fall tomorrow, we can come back on Thursday and see if you're right.
I'm game. How about you?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:55 PM
A mission which ended in 1991.
Putin doesn't give a shit about Europe. I mean, aside from the part where they send him a lot of money because oil is zero carbon if you can't see it being extracted or refined.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (2ocoG)
Because your entire argument is based on the assertion that they are still in charge of Iran. If they were it should easy to name at least one.
If you've been following this war at all you know that Trump and his team have been saying for the last week they don't know who to negotiate with because so much of the leadership is dead. The only one who appears to be negotiating is the Speaker and he is not a mullah.
If you watched Venezuela, which is not unrelated to this incident since Hezbollah was running wild in Venezuela with Iranian backing, Trump left some of the leadership in charge and under US control. That might be what happens here, temporarily, if a deal can be reached to make sure the country doesn't turn into post war Iraq which was a disaster because we took down the entire government and got ISIS instead.
The US and Israelis have obliterated Iran's navy, air force and almost all of their missiles. The GCC are on our side. I expect some coalition will be put in charge of a now neutered Iran. And that will end nearly 50 years of terror. Yea, I'm in favor of that.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (+DwtS)
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how much time do you spend masturbating during an average day?
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 03:54 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Azjaeger
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Because wealthy and powerful people, once their primary needs with generational wealth are satisfied, they often turn toward the weird, bizarre, or deviant to get their jollies. Or they turn to a lifelong desire to exercise power over who they regard as peasants.
Been that way since civilization was created and enough surplus existed that these ruling class people did not starve to death or be killed by being f*ckin weirdos and parasites.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 02:55 PM
A mission which ended in 1991.
Posted by: Ian S.
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I'm very open to the idea that NATO is no longer useful and can be wound down.
But I reject these complaints that NATO isn't doing something that it was never meant to do: follow the U.S. into a Mideast war.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:55 PM (+DwtS)
I see it's your turn. The people you are arguing with finally got the Holy War they have always wanted. Let them have it, good and hard.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (CQ3Qb)
Google and Microsoft CEOs were h1bs when they came here.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (0TtYd)
Cry harder carrot snapper
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 31, 2026 03:58 PM (RiVE/)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (+DwtS)
1. You are a wimp. 2. You take everything for granted.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (nqStX)
I expect some coalition will be put in charge of a now neutered Iran. And that will end nearly 50 years of terror. Yea, I'm in favor of that.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Okay bro, we'll find out soon enough.
My position is that Iran will continue to be run by an anti-American government that oppresses is people. Whether it's a mullah, a sultan, a dictator or a Board of Learned Goatfuckers, as long as they're chanting "Death to America" it really doesn't make a difference.
If you think there's a meaningful difference, I'd love to hear why.
The point is that Trump is doing what America always does: leaving the job undone. But in this case worse, because the tax on the strait of Hormuz is going to hurt the global economy, and that includes us.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:46 PM (+DwtS)
1. You are a wimp. 2. You take everything for granted.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Yeah well you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 03:30 PM (OoFl2)
Noem is next to resign, Mossad gets in front of it. What else have they kept in their back pocket on everyone else? So righteous.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 31, 2026 04:00 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (CQ3Qb)
Another wimp.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 04:01 PM (nqStX)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 04:06 PM (eBwIO)
What makes you so sure we are leaving things undone?
What evidence has THIS ADMINISTRATION shown that they will tuck and run? Where the fuck are you getting your news from, Reddit?
Jesus dude get a hobby
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (RiVE/)
What evidence has THIS ADMINISTRATION shown that they will tuck and run? Where the fuck are you getting your news from, Reddit?
Jesus dude get a hobby
Posted by: melodicmetal
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All I have to do is listen to Trump to hear that he's looking to wind this down. I know I know Colin you can take him literally but you have to take him seriously and art of the deal and blah blah blah. But Trump obviously wants this to be over. And if it ends in its current state, then there really is unfinished business.
As for history I look to the strike on Iran last summer. I have no way to judge whether they were actually successful because I don't have access to that intelligence. Nobody does. But I know that after being told that we totally obliterated their nuclear program, 9 months later we're told that they've got their nuclear program back. So we do have recent history of leaving the job undone.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 02:52 PM (OoFl2)
Where'd you see that?! Also, it's not a surprise that this is coming out after she left SD. They're not very "tolerant" over there.
Posted by: pookysgirl spends a lot of time in SD at March 31, 2026 04:11 PM (Wt5PA)
To be fair, the bad guys don't believe they have any agency either. Nothing in their religio-political system allows them to take responsibility for anything.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
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Not likely, but he is a clever fellow.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 04:26 PM (ZwdAr)
If you think there's a meaningful difference, I'd love to hear why.
The point is that Trump is doing what America always does: leaving the job undone. But in this case worse, because the tax on the strait of Hormuz is going to hurt the global economy, and that includes us.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:59 PM (+DwtS)
Wrong on all counts. When Iran gets a new government that is favorable to being civilized, you’ll never show up here again.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 04:32 PM (z/ZK2)
Why are you so out of joint right now? Sounds like you want the end scenario to match your doomsaying so you can say you were right.
I have no use for people like that.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:35 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 03:40 PM (pDt9x)
The woke right is the abused child who grows up to be an abuser, because that is where the child learned power is achieved.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)
Aw you're such a victim.
What a pussy.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 31, 2026 04:38 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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I've been here for 23 years. I'm not going anywhere.
Time will tell but you would do well to prepare for the possibility that this war ends with chants of "death to America," in Terhan, even if Trump declares this to be a tremendous victory the best victory, no one has victories like this
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (+DwtS)
Posted by: Wofus at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (CNa+A)
Posted by: Wofus at March 31, 2026 05:21 PM (CNa+A)
Bosnia is not part of this.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 05:23 PM (hJH5n)
Time will tell but you would do well to prepare for the possibility that this war ends with chants of "death to America," in Terhan, even if Trump declares this to be a tremendous victory the best victory, no one has victories like this
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 04:39 PM (+DwtS)
23 years at least you have been a selfish, ungrateful asshole. Since you were clearly raised by wolves, you’d do well to embrace some home truths:
1) freedom is not free.
2) your idiotic way of thinking can be found under the USS Arizona.
3) the only regret I have about this op was that it didn’t happen on 5 Nov 1979. But, like you, Peanut Jimmuh was a wimp.
4) just because you are a wimp doesn’t mean the rest of us aspire to be.
5) better for us to project power than others.
6) kiss my ass on November 11.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 05:30 PM (hJH5n)
Nice shot at NATO. Very impressive.
Now do Israel.
Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at March 31, 2026 05:42 PM (NKKu+)
Posted by: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot at March 31, 2026 06:01 PM (YY+q/)
These tunnels were extremely hard to detect. Except - the U.S. figured out how to detect them, and demolished and flooded the tunnels. They are keeping how they did this very quiet - but it involved advanced sonar and satellites.
So, trump saying other nations should patrol - no other nation had the ability to deal with the tunnels. Hence any ship patrolling was a high risk of getting sunk. That was why every other nation declined to do it. I think Trump was just sticking it to the rest of the world.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 07:14 PM (D7v4F)
in addition to the straights of hormuz, other "takeable" available real estate includes, but not limited to:
-Mars
-the Moon
-Greenland
-Alberta
-Cuba
LFG! plant The Flag!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 02:57 PM (tljrc)
****
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Diego Garcia at March 31, 2026 07:16 PM (KtOUo)
beyond that they can do whatever they want.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 07:17 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 31, 2026 03:42 PM (WONhk
****
We are sewer roaches. We can get in any time we want.
Posted by: Sewer Roaches at March 31, 2026 07:27 PM (KtOUo)
Oh, it's a DEFENSIVE alliance, eh?
So why in the blue fuck were we involved in Allied Force and Odyssey Dawn? Neither of those conflicts involved a NATO country that was attacked. The Euros couldn't solve either problem and went to the UNITED STATES to fix their shit for them.
The Balkans should have been the first actual indication that NATO--and specifically, the faggots in western Europe--weren't really capable of doing diddly squat without the Americans to hold their decrepit, liver-spotted hands. Now they can prepare to bend over and have Achmed ram them up the ass while they bow towards Mecca.
Time to cut anyone loose that can't play ball. I'm fine with keeping eastern Euros around because they at least have skin in the game. Western Europe just sees them as a meat shield and its time the former Warsaw Pact countries realized that.
Posted by: Factory Working Orphan at March 31, 2026 07:45 PM (FNuHY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 31, 2026 03:56 PM (CQ3Qb)
Sorry your Basij allies are getting pasted.
Posted by: Factory Working Orphan at March 31, 2026 07:52 PM (FNuHY)
I'm game. How about you?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 31, 2026 03:53 PM (+DwtS)
"hey man you need to prove that your view is valid to me based on my own criteria and working within an arbitrary frame that I set up that a priori rules your viewpoint can't do huh hahaha well guess I win again"
Posted by: Factory Working Orphan at March 31, 2026 07:55 PM (FNuHY)
Providence Mayor Calls Mural Showing Face of Slaughtered Iryna Zarutska "Divisive," Wants It Taken Down
He wants the mural destroyed. He does not want to say her name.
The mayor of Rhode Island's capital city is calling for a mural reportedly backed by Elon Musk to honor Iryna Zarutska --the Ukrainian woman whose brutal murder while riding a North Carolina train prompted calls for harsher punishment for career criminals -- to be taken down. The mural, located on the exterior of The Dark Lady, an LGBTQ+ club in downtown Providence, remains incomplete, WJAR-TV reported. The office of Mayor Brett Smiley told the news outlet that he wants the artwork taken down. "The murder of the individual depicted in this mural was a devastating tragedy, but the misguided, isolating intent of those funding murals like the one across the county is divisive and does not represent Providence," Smiley said in a statement. He said he continues to "encourage our community to support local artists whose work brings us closer together rather than divide us."Did he call for the George Floyd murals to be obliterated as well? Of course not.
... Zarutska, a 23-year-old refugee who fled her country after the Russian invasion, was brutally stabbed to death in an unprovoked attack while riding the Lynx Blue Line light rail in Charlotte, NC, last year. The suspect, Decarlos Brown Jr., 34, is charged with violence against a railroad carrier and mass transportation system resulting in death, which is a capital offense under federal law. ... Zarutska's death prompted questions about soft on crime policies adopted by many Democratic-run cities. President Donald Trump spotlighted the killing during his State of the Union address last month. ... "Iryna was riding home on the train when a deranged monster, who had been arrested over a dozen times and was released through no-cash bail, stood up and viciously slashed a knife through her neck and body," Trump said. "She had escaped a brutal war only to be slain by a hardened criminal set free to kill in America," he added. "Ms. Zarutska, tonight I promise you we will secure justice for your magnificent daughter."It's pretty explicit that white lives don't matter to the left. "Reparations" include the right of "oppressed minorities" to beat and kill white people with little consequence. It's also clear that the Regime that murdered Iryna by letting this psychopath out of jail dozens of times will brook absolutely no criticism of their murderous policies. Iryna is not just a reminder that white lives matter too, askshually. It's a reminder that the psycho-left's policies cause butchery and rape. But the psycho-left will use any tool of oppression to halt any argument or simple fact that might undermine their headlong drive to inflict authoritarian Marxism with a nasty racist twist on the country.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (u73oe)
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If Iryana had been murdered by a white man, they'd love the murals.
It's not the victim, it's the perpetrator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (bcF3R)
ESPONJA!!11!!1!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)
His desire to remove the mural is disgusting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
Said on an earlier thread it is Munchkinland. Its’ mayor weighed in.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM (ynpvh)
But murder does.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)
All exterior murals should depict a man enjoying the attentions of one, or more, other men. Obviously. -- Mayor Smiley
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)
Promoting something they want suppressed is the issue, not divisiveness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (El6/E)
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If Iryana had been murdered by a white man, they'd love the murals.
It's not the victim, it's the perpetrator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (bcF3R)
St. George Floyd of Fent...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (0sNs1)
But if you want to glorify an overdosing criminal who held a pregnant woman at gunpoint in order to encourage riots and multiple murders, that's not divisive at all.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (pDt9x)
All exterior murals should depict a man enjoying the attentions of one, or more, other men. Obviously. -- Mayor Smiley
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)
He was looking for the local gloryhole...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (LHPAg)
they're not gonna be happy until wypipo are a minority who can be enslaved and abused.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (MIIRH)
I hope good-hearted snipers are protecting it.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (Sco7b)
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (tZs6V)
Some people did something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:40 PM
This is a discussion that could go on infinitely.
Posted by: Zero in the denominator at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (ynpvh)
I don't want my taxes to be used for adjudicated murder.
I hold the police to a much higher standard of behavior than a schizophrenic mentally ill man. Do you ?
The mural holds the politicians and their "decarceration" policies to a higher standard. Don't you agree that politicians who create a policy should be held to a higher standard than beat cops making spur of the moment decisions?
You're so fucking tedious and queer. Get the fuck out of here.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:43 PM (tZs6V)
It'll never happen to me. The 'A' sees to that. -- AWFLs
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (MNCvZ)
I thought they had no standards...they act amorally.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (pDt9x)
It’s coming sooner than you think.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (tZs6V)
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Key details of his faith journey include:
Conversion: He converted to Judaism for himself to have a stronger spiritual and moral foundation.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (kX27y)
I didn't know the police jabbed him full of fentanyl and then overworked his heart for 20 years.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:44 PM (ynpvh)
Shhhhh. Shhhh. You cannot introduce facts to a leftist. They cannot assimilate them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:46 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (hHU1D)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (pDt9x)
- I believe there is a photo.
- It is ironic.
- She still didn't deserve what happened to her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)
But murder does.
Posted by: rickb223
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He didn't call out Musk by name because his ass would be in a sling.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:48 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at March 31, 2026 01:48 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (hHU1D)
Like my estimated taxes I fork over every. damned. year. THAT white privilege?
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:48 PM (pDt9x)
Can the mayor just order a mural destroyed? By what legitimate authority?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (tZs6V)
Why'd he open for himself?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (N1DT3)
"Some days are tougher than others to bear what Donald is doing to our country.
Today is one of those for me.
Stay safe. Hug someone. Watch a good movie. Walk the dog. Then...
Prepare to vote in the upcoming elections, no matter what this fascist demented dunce and his thugs try to throw at us. I have no doubt ICE will be there to greet us. Above all, Stay Calm.
Try to have a good day today, people."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:48 PM (ZwdAr)
Been there, done that. Sometimes it get overused on a Saturday night. -- Mayor Smiley
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
If you can't grasp THAT...
Posted by: Bad Andrew
That's divisive. Many people in Providence believe murdering innocent people is ok.
-Mayor of Providence, xhi/xher
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (pDt9x)
- I believe there is a photo.
- It is ironic.
- She still didn't deserve what happened to her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)
I agree with that.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (ryVuR)
Posted by: I'm 'Enery the Eight, I Am at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (IG3/x)
Along with a mural honoring the victims of the 'Pulse' shooting.
And stir.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: NCKate at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (uQzkA)
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But this is Minneapolis. The Metro Police Manual approved and taught the knee to the shoulder blade restraint to all their officers. There is no way this restraint impacts the blow hole. But, Dems needed a bloody shirt and thus blamed the 'union' cop for murder. So much for union dues doing anything to protect their union members. Please note, the officer was prosecuted by the FEDS cuz the State AG didn't want to go there.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (n17eQ)
George Floyd Murals are sacred, sacred ground. The Church of Floyd
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Anarcho-tyranny at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (pDt9x)
- I believe there is a photo.
- It is ironic.
- She still didn't deserve what happened to her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM
I thought that was disproved.
If she was a BLM supporter then my sympathy meter for her drops to near zero.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:50 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:47 PM (tZs6V)
Why'd he open for himself?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (N1DT3)
ego
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (IG3/x)
The police in this country are out of control, kill black men for sport, and have the backing of the Fascist Orange Man to prevent them from facing any consequences for it.
All people browner than Italians should leave America for their own safety because America is a terrible, fascist dystopia that will never have single payer healthcare. They should all flee to France, the post-racial socialist paradise, instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
"Some days are tougher than others to bear what Donald is doing to our country.
Today is one of those for me.
Stay safe. Hug someone. Watch a good movie. Walk the dog. Then...
Prepare to vote in the upcoming elections, no matter what this fascist demented dunce and his thugs try to throw at us. I have no doubt ICE will be there to greet us. Above all, Stay Calm.
Try to have a good day today, people."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
Waa,Waa,Waa.... Cry baby cry... Your tears are delicious.. And may I suggest you get help STAT because you are Touched in the head...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (kamC8)
Anti-uke
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (6U1c2)
The police in this country are out of control, kill black men for sport, and have the backing of the Fascist Orange Man to prevent them from facing any consequences for it.
All people browner than Italians should leave America for their own safety because America is a terrible, fascist dystopia that will never have single payer healthcare. They should all flee to France, the post-racial socialist paradise, instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
North Korea is the true communist paradise...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:52 PM (ynpvh)
It may have been. I don't know that I ever saw both her and the flag at the same time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:52 PM (ExV1e)
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (XuXeR)
"Fiending on power will make your blood clot
It starts with the greed and then goes all wrong
That's why, We can't all just get along"
-AD Rock
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:52 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
Canada is closer. I'll chip in for the flight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (n9ltV)
==
I am glad they did.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (GD0B3)
The linked article has a photo of Providence Mayor Brett Smiley. Has the look of an emaciated semen eater. How unexpected.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Novosibirsk Comedy Club at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (IG3/x)
Canada is closer. I'll chip in for the flight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (n9ltV)
Too close... They may try to come back
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (kamC8)
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"Mass graves for innocent whites is the new universal standard of reparations and justifiable homicide, h8r!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (hHU1D)
Posted by: Heroq
They also defend islam and decry the patriarchy. Sometimes in two separate breaths.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (ryVuR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (kamC
Then we need another wall...this one on the Northern border.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (n9ltV)
I don't want my taxes to be used for adjudicated murder.
I hold the police to a much higher standard of behavior than a schizophrenic mentally ill man. Do you ?
He was killed by an overdose of fentanyl. Not the cops.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (El6/E)
He is just saying she had it coming.
That you disagree is causing the problems.
That is alll
Posted by: Operator Error at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (q4fV5)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
Canada is closer. I'll chip in for the flight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (n9ltV)
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Can't just walk across the Atlantic Ocean like the Canadian border, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (bcF3R)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (tZs6V)
Anti-uke
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now that you mention it ...what the hell kinda name is Brett Smiley ?? not real
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 01:54 PM (kamC
Murderbots on the border. Throw some cash towards the defense contractors so we can get the Senate on-board.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (ExV1e)
You reach them emotionally.
This is a bad, bad crime story from a leftwing perspective, because they intentionally let her killer loose...not expecting him to murder a pretty blonde refugee and this is the sort of story that LIVs care about and understand...it could have been any one of them on that bus...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dave at March 31, 2026 01:56 PM (sbsMc)
The linked article has a photo of Providence Mayor Brett Smiley. Has the look of an emaciated semen eater. How unexpected.
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Scott Weiner here in CA has a very similar look.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:56 PM (kX27y)
This is the thing. The left is still demoralized and miserable. We're angry and frustrated, but not cowed and demoralized.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:56 PM (El6/E)
Divisive by the dictionary encompasses everything a leftist actually does or says.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 01:57 PM (skSAB)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:55 PM (tZs6V)
She was a young woman. Lots of young people get into stupid shit. For women it seems to be all "social justice".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes
Had someone on fb try to tell me the northern border was secure. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:57 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 31, 2026 01:57 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
You're thinking some will eventually learn the lesson in the metaphor 'grass isn't always greener'?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (Dv3i1)
While I being a white person oppose this and oppose it generally for all humans... its just our turn this time, I guess. Globally white people are a minority and we're shrinking because losers like me have no family and no kids.
Its inevitable that we become the oppressed at this rate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (El6/E)
Going with the narrative gets them social credit among other young single females.
Opposing it isolates them.
Yes, its like a cult.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:59 PM (bXbFr)
I've been lectured in more than one 'training', both Government and Sillyvillian... that Racism is the combination of Prejudice, and POWER.
Prejudice, against a White girl... and Mayor = Power.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 01:59 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 01:59 PM (KH0i+)
This modern satanic maoism / bioleninist "socialism" is the politics of the world's losers, founded on envy, covetousness, malice, and the hatred of anything beautiful and wholesome.
Posted by: imp at March 31, 2026 01:59 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: 18-1
I seriously doubt any of them care. Congressional representation via illegals and criminals is more important than human lives.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:00 PM (skSAB)
Maybe replace the mural with one of Brett Smiley getting double teamed by a black guy and a Venezuelan.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 02:00 PM (pd4O4)
Its inevitable that we become the oppressed at this rate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (El6/E)
Whites have always been a global minority. No change there.
Whites are also the people, excluding the Mongols, who've conquered most of the known world.
I'm not saying that the remnant has that spark but the future oppressors had better hope not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:00 PM (ExV1e)
While I being a white person oppose this and oppose it generally for all humans... its just our turn this time, I guess. Globally white people are a minority and we're shrinking because losers like me have no family and no kids.
Its inevitable that we become the oppressed at this rate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (El6/E)
White Males are just about 30% of the US right now.
So... I want my minority get out of shit free card.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Zst8M)
Buddy was a crook but he was entertaining as hell. He was like Mumbles Menino and other old time northeast Democrats. They were all party hacks but they wanted their cities run well.
Boston was clean and safe under Menino and he was actually pretty good with constituent services. The communists who have taken over the Democrat Party are incompetent at running anything and really don't care. It's all about communist doctrine for them while their cities burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/3xednw8a
Hitler would have had me put to sleep
They would have had me put to sleep in Germany
Now I'm a useless eater in the USA
Thanks to mom and pop, I'll be okay
Now I'm a useless eater.
Baby boom, baby boom
Boomer kids there's no more room
Baby boom, oh baby boom
Boomer kids there's no more room, no more room, no more room...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (IG3/x)
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Why can't the Rams just get Cousin's cell phone number from the Falcons? You'd think they'd have no problem giving it out.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)
To be the backup?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (3ek7K)
so I guess that for her it's perfectly in character, lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)
Our definitions of "big news" differ.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (bcF3R)
Canada is closer. I'll chip in for the flight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 01:53 PM (n9ltV)
How about a compromise -
Quebec!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (w9Wax)
huh, cool coinage
I just saw it for the first time about a week ago. I'm not sure where the bio part comes in, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (Riz8t)
1 BLM marches
2 No kings marches
3 Violent crowds at ICE facilities
4 Juries and grand juries refusing to follow the laws.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (skSAB)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Zst8M)
Up yours, Racist!
Posted by: Some Asshole Communist at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (pd4O4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, if the victim was black, mayor would not care about that either. Most blacks are murdered by other blacks, and we don't hear about those murders.
So it is the black on white crime the mayor prefers to hide, and finds it "offensive" (to black murderers?).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (vbXSk)
The left always uses tragedy instead of another word like atrocity.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (6z5U/)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Zst8M)
I used to believe that... now I'm pretty convinced that some people just need killin.
Of course, being a Navy Retiree may just have a bit to do with that attitude.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (mP0Kj)
it's lenninism with spoils awarded to various races rather than an economic class.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (1wjle)
==
I will say what I want, thank you very much.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (Riz8t)
So, I'm on Tubi looking for a horror movie.
Up comes 'Butt Boy' -2020
"A detective suspects his AA sponsor may be involved in a missing persons investigation when people start disappearing up the man's butt."
Asian stuff for the win...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)
BREAKING: Huge uplift in vessel traffic through the Strait of Hormuz today.
The regime has lost control.
..
But, what about the Gays of Hormuz? Any uplift in traffic?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:05 PM (Dv3i1)
The left always uses tragedy instead of another word like atrocity.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (6z5U/)
Good point. Accidents are tragedies. Murder is an atrocity.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:05 PM (KH0i+)
huh, cool coinage
I just saw it for the first time about a week ago. I'm not sure where the bio part comes in, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (Riz8t)
Gotta watch out when Cyborg Killing Machine Lenin comes around.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (pd4O4)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (Riz8t)
My life matters.
If you believe that your life matters, don't put it in a position where I have to choose between the two.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (2ap+5)
BREAKING: Huge uplift in vessel traffic through the Strait of Hormuz today.
The regime has lost control.
someone said the markets had "gone vertical," could this be why?
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (1wjle)
Flights are reopening between the penthouse and the ground.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (ExV1e)
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Dude, Kirk is the last of the Redskins. He was brought in by Daddy Shanahan as insurance for RG III. RG ended his career in the playoffs and Kirk carried the team from then on. He is the doubleganger for Stafford. Same talents - same system. Stafford has had troubles with his back. The Rams coach was the OC for Redskins and knows Kirk's talents. Whether he wants a backup role is the question. Should Stafford go down he would be QB-ing a Super Bowl caliber team.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (1wjle)
More BS in MN, another slap on the wrist sentence.
Lou Raguse
@LouNewsMan
Money laundering fraud suspect receives 6-month sentence. Zamzam Jama apologized in court and said she wished she made better decisions but then also blamed her accountant whom she trusted. The Jama family in all took $5.6 million from their tiny restaurant in Rochester, Mn, but Zamzam was responsible for about a half million of it.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 02:08 PM (kX27y)
Is this the polite way of saying markets have popped a giant throbbing boner?
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2026 02:09 PM (pd4O4)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (n17eQ)
So, some guy who played for a team I didn't like back when I paid attention to football may go and play for a different team that I didn't like back when I paid attention to football? That's just not big news to me. It wouldn't be even if I still paid attention to football.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at March
This. Local politics should be all about services, by people who understand what that takes. I was a Boston resident White thru Menino, corrupt as hell, but things got done. Providence resident since, and it's been downhill after Cianci. Next was an accountant, fair, and since it's been all identity politics.
If you want to spout nonsense do it at the state and national levels.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 31, 2026 02:09 PM (sl73Y)
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This sounds all gay and shit.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Some Asshole Communist at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM
Now, don't take this the wrong way, and I'm only saying it because I care, but bite me.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (Zst8M)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (1wjle)
I feel like they just award themselves while claiming it's for someone else
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (eBwIO)
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Whoa, Black Betty, Zamam Jama! She from Birmingham?
Posted by: Ram Jam at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Atrocity implies fault and the left wants you thinking it was accidental, not purposeful.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (skSAB)
>>someone said the markets had "gone vertical," could this be why?
I saw someone commenting on the site of last nights attacks, which were extensive, and it appears they were targeting a large missile launching spot that he claimed was the primary attack spot for the Strait. It was pretty much obliterated.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM (viF8m)
Not sure why you didn't listen.
But in the meantime, check out the tuck on that tranny cheerleader as he does a high kick!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:02 PM (Riz8t)
I wonder if they are trying to coolify Lysekoism, which is a bit of junk 'Wil to Science' that should never be forgotten.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (kamC8)
thanks. odd that that was still extant.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (1wjle)
Meh. I'm not one of the people who bitches at folks for continuing to follow pro sports. Everyone needs some escape from the world.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
The lives of the IRGC that were murdering citizens ... they "mattered". That is why they needed to be killed. And that is true of most jihadists ... because not all "lives matter" in the same way.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (vbXSk)
no it's just another way to say "race Marxism," Marxism with the spoils of communist seizure of property and power given to different races/identities rather than a broad economic class.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (eBwIO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
They took out a huge storage depot, too. Lots of secondary explosions.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (W7FsI)
The ultimate example of judicial stupidity? Two men were found guilty of the same crime, shared guilt at the same time: raping a 15 year old boy.
One was sentenced to 30-50 years by Judge Derek Vaughn.
Judge Rich McGowan then took over the case and sentenced the other man to 3 years.
When Judge McGowan was questioned on his decision, he stated, "I am the law."
https://tinyurl.com/55zaas3u
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Jose at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (V6W16)
"Some days are tougher than others to bear what Donald is doing to our country.
Today is one of those for me.
Stay safe. Hug someone. Watch a good movie. Walk the dog. Then...
Try to have a good day today, people."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
Um. Muslims don't like dogs. Your advice is racist and Islamophobic and you should be banned from DU.
So say we all.
- DU, like 74% confidence.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (FmapG)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jose at March 31, 2026 02:13 PM (V6W16)
Votes for Democrats > Cannot vote for Democrats
That is the whole of their victim hierarchy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:14 PM (ExV1e)
122 108 Don't say "all lives matter." Instead say "each life matters." Every one of us has value not because we are part of some collective, but because every one of us has a value that is unique and entirely our own.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 31, 2026 02:01 PM (Zst8M)
I used to believe that... now I'm pretty convinced that some people just need killin.
Of course, being a Navy Retiree may just have a bit to do with that attitude.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 02:04 PM (mP0Kj)
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I have no military or law enforcement history, but I've reached the same place. There are psychopaths who have no capacity to imagine or care about the misery they inflict. The ability just isn't there. They see the entertainment value just fine, though.
There are lives that matter only in a negative way -- the danger they pose, and the lethal trouble they cause. I care about their lives, but not in the sympathetic way typically intoned. Just the opposite.
They started it. It's their rules. They made it this way.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Not even trying to hide it... Did you see all the communist flags at the No kings freak fest Saturday ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (kamC8)
His desire to remove the mural is disgusting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (xT8gx)
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Using the let's language, I would call him a tool of the Patriarchy. Silencing women's voices and all that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (cWQQU)
Atrocity implies fault and the left wants you thinking it was accidental, not purposeful.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:10 PM
The brutal murder of this woman and the soft on crime policies of his comrades isn't the problem, the reaction to the crime is the problem that must be removed from sight immediately.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (6z5U/)
There's not much left for the remaining regime members to do other than die.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)
Not much actual movement so far.
But "the markets" are remarkably stupid, in the short run at least. Dimly understood scare factors (or hype factors) seem to cause ridiculous gyrations (short term) for many years now. Whatever.
The UK-based maritime traffic organization advisories for both Hormuz and Red Sea/Bab el Mandab remain the same, last I checked.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (U/Byj)
Update: Secret Service agent who shot himself in butt was trying to use gun light to find phone
UPDATE: Additional new details about the junior @SecretService agent who shot himself last Friday morning during a movement at the Philly airport with Jill Biden: The agent left his phone behind in the SUV while escorting Jill Biden into the airport. He rushed back to get his cell phone and was using his Glock's flashlight to try to
find it in the trunk of the SUV. When he tried to holster his gun, he shot himself -- yes,
right in the butt cheek. I'm told agent training stresses that the light on the Glock
should only be used while shooting.
Yes, that is Susan Crabtree, a national correspondent for RealClear Politics, reporting the details of a Secret Service agent who shot himself in the tush.
Last week, the agency reported that the agent shot himself in the leg while on Jill Biden's protective detail, but it looks like they might have been trying to save what's left of his dignity.
https://tinyurl.com/7yr3p8e8
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (9E5Ho)
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Recently heard about a group that's advocating to bring back the name of the Indians for Cleveland's MLB team:
"Bring the Cleveland Indians Name Back to Cleveland," founded by Stephen Marks and John Galvin, has launched a petition arguing that the name change disregarded fan sentiment and historical legacy, claiming broad support among fans and some Native American organizations like the "Native American Guardian Association" (ironic) and "Save the Name."
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (3QSdt)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (kamC
Given everything, the best thing about Trump is still the removal of masks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (eBwIO)
Trans as well, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (lCppi)
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That statement should result in re-sentencing in another court, defrocking, tarring, feathering and riding out of town on a rail Mr. "I am the law" McGowan. Anything short of that and we still have a ways to go on the path to Making America Great Again.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (Dv3i1)
So, racism. Cool, I knew it would come back into style eventually.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (rbvCR)
thanks. odd that that was still extant.
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From this morning's It's Noon In Israel newsletter (Amit Segal):
Last night, Donald Trump shared a clip of a massive strike on Isfahan on social media. According to Ynet’s Ron Ben-Yishai, what initially appeared to be a strike on ballistic missiles may have in fact been the burial of enriched uranium deep underground in a way that will prevent the Iranians from accessing it. The U.S., it seems, has given up on prolonged ground action that would also entail many casualties.
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (kX27y)
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This sounds like an opportunity to kill them. Killing usually does the trick in war.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (n17eQ)
There's not much left for the remaining regime members to do other than die.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:15 PM (viF8m)
As the meme goes, your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Including diesel, there are about 70 grades of fuel that refineries produce and distribute to 10,000 stations. Whenever the flow of feedstock is disturbed, there are temporary price shocks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (skSAB)
Unless he was not sure it was up his ass or not, why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (zZu0s)
I don't see us doing a cease fire and I really don't see Israel.. I do see Iran doing one soon since we've blasted most of their weapons to smithereens...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2026 02:06 PM (1wjle)
Adam Schiff thinks it is because this is the final bubble and if we are fools because we didn't buy physical gold.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 02:12 PM (eBwIO)
Trans as well, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 02:16 PM (lCppi)
Had to chuckle... because when I was sitting on a Destroyer there 35 years ago today...
Yeah, I felt like I was taking it up the poop shoot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (ExV1e)
Oddly, he looks even more like a disturbing twink than Talarico. These soy chinless sad bois are everywhere in the Democrat Party now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:19 PM (El6/E)
Of course, being a Navy Retiree may just have a bit to do with that attitude.
Posted by: Romeo13
As a former prison guard, I can guarantee some just need killing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:19 PM (9E5Ho)
Rashida Tlaib wants to give illegals that were terrorized by ICE, reparations.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 02:19 PM (NpAcC)
Whites are also the people, excluding the Mongols, who've conquered most of the known world.
I'm not saying that the remnant has that spark but the future oppressors had better hope not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:00 PM (ExV1e)
"When the Saxon began to hate"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 02:20 PM (N1DT3)
Update: Secret Service agent who shot himself in butt was trying to use gun light to find phone
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He'll be appointed the Director of The Secret Cervix next time a Democrat-Communist is "elected" to the Presidency.
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 02:20 PM (ax8PA)
And there are many "re-strikes" occurring. Again, neither the US nor Israel are giving out a lot details (Israel much more actually) on targets struck, but Israel at least has hit targets more than once. Also, if you count hitting places first struck back in June '25, they're going back for seconds on several targets. Either due to interfere with recovery/reconstruction efforts (CENTCOM released on video of a hit on a bulldozer), or to cause further damage.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:18 PM (rbvCR)
If this is truly the final bubble, it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
Unless he was not sure it was up his ass or not, why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Probably had his finger on the trigger as he reholstered the gun. Pushing downward pull the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (9E5Ho)
Fuck.
Bet he won't do that again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:22 PM (zZu0s)
·
39m
>>BREAKING: Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian says on Tuesday that Iran has the 'necessary will' to end the war with Israel and the US but is seeking guarantees the conflict will not be repeated, according to AFP.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (9E5Ho)
It's one of the reasons I don't like/trust Glocks. I know you're supposed to keep your finger off the trigger but I'd still prefer an additional manual safety. Like on a 1911.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (KH0i+)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (viF8m)
Uh.... No
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:23 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 02:24 PM (ZxPkt)
Here's your assurance. If you don't do as you're told, the conflict will be repeated.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)
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Dude, Kirk is the last of the Redskins. He was brought in by Daddy Shanahan as insurance for RG III. RG ended his career in the playoffs and Kirk carried the team from then on. He is the doubleganger for Stafford. Same talents - same system. Stafford has had troubles with his back. The Rams coach was the OC for Redskins and knows Kirk's talents. Whether he wants a backup role is the question. Should Stafford go down he would be QB-ing a Super Bowl caliber team.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 02:07 PM (n17eQ)
Russell Wilson was actually the Shannahan's 1st choice to be QB, but Snyder decided to trade 3 1st rounders and a 2nd rounder to move up to draft RGIII because he wanted a flashy QB. The Shannahan's were blindsided by it because Wilson was a better fit for their offense. By the time that they got to the 4th round, Bruce Allen asked the Kyle if he still wanted Cousins who was their 2nd choice at QB, and they said yes. Snyder couldn't stand Cousins because he thought that he was taking the shine off of RGIII, so he treated him like shit which led to Cousins leaving DC.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 31, 2026 02:24 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (KH0i+)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (W7FsI)
Wish we could avoid that one... Creepy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (kamC8)
Liberals heads explode in.
3, 2, 1...
PALM BEACH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IS NOW Donald J. Trump International Airport offical July 1st!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:26 PM (9E5Ho)
Those people would either be instantly deposed and killed by their subordinates, or have to fight a brutal, protracted power struggle against them, which they will lose.
This will make any negotiating largely pointless.
We could agree to back that faction to the hilt for the foreseeable future, and set their leader up as the puppet we defend until the Muslims beat us along with him.
Or, we could wave the worthless peace treaty around, declare victory and go home until it's time to smash the Muslims from the air and sea again.
No real great options for a negotiated peace at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
To be honest, this is Adam Schiff's opinion on pretty much everything, from "Domestic manufacturing has seen a downturn for the Q3"" to "the bakery is out of bread today" so at least he is consistent.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (W7FsI)
Wish we could avoid that one... Creepy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (kamC
Further, it's the husband, not her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
That is the thing I don't get. If everything collapses, if all society is destroyed, civilization is in ruins, and the economy is worthless.... gold is just a rock.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
Is this mayor not a member of the nomenklatura of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, a known white supremacist organization?
How dare he cite standing against hate as a core belief of his!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:28 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: democrats and the people who support them at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (KH0i+)
Creepy? I have no knowledge on this one and look forward to ace learnin us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:28 PM (zZu0s)
It involves some cross dressing and perverted on line stuff....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (kamC8)
I'll also bet he was a theater kid.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (nwB28)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
Metal, sir.
Posted by: Patsy at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Chairborne!
That's why I like my H&K's decock lever. Returns it to a double action with a much heavier trigger pull than a single action.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (9E5Ho)
Is this the polite way of saying markets have popped a giant throbbing boner?
well, it is now...
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (oY6Yp)
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A very tiny minority. Less than 10% of the world’s population.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
The problem with gold is... who's going to take it in trade? And, if people take it in trade, what's going to prevent someone else from taking it from you?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)
Lefties are indeed having the vapors over this -- again -- and I think its a dumb ego thing as usual. But San Francisco just renamed a building after Nancy Pelosi today too. That's just what politicians do. Its stupid and annoying, half of West Virginia is named after Robert C. Byrd. But its not unprecedented.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (abIsI)
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Kristi Noem and boobs in the same story. It will be yet another lesson in careful what you wish for.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)
SecState calls the Iranian leadership (several days in a row) "lunatics", while simultaneously the prez bizarrely proclaims that the 3rd or 4th replacements for leadership that has been terminated a "new regime", and "more reasonable".
Trump's intimation that we could just declare our objectives met and walk, without worrying about Hormuz - the Euros and others can take care of that, it's their big problem - is also hilarious. Obviously not serious, but amusing and possibly useful in reaching a few more LIVs (that is, almost everyone now).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (KH0i+)
To be snarky, this is something Smith and Wesson managed to do since 1899. It is nice to know the Austrians managed this as well.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)
That is the thing I don't get. If everything collapses, if all society is destroyed, civilization is in ruins, and the economy is worthless.... gold is just a rock.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
Ammo - that will be the new currency. I'll gladly hand over 10 rounds of 9mm for food. How do you do that with a gold coin worth hundreds if not thousands?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (N39Ws)
Local authorities are searching for Shelley Kittleson, who was abducted in Baghdad.
Should I be concerned about this because, I don't feel concerned about this?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: democrats and the people who support them at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (/1l9x)
Fuck yeah it is!!!
- 30-40% of whites in America
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (tZs6V)
I am looking forward to ace weighing in on the Kristi Noem story that is percolating out there, today.
Posted by: garrett
That was her husband in the jinormous boobs article of last night's ONT?
Did she put down the wrong dog?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (kamC
I am assuming by perverted you don't mean large breasted lesbians(who are totally not real lesbians)... *sigh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R
Gold has been valued for over 5,000 years while everyone lived in dirt. Unless it is an ELE, humanity will rebuild.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (9E5Ho)
You can see a population explosion after the industrial revolution though. Then as Europe/US shared that knowledge with the rest of the world (and started sending them food) their populations started booming as well.
And then that continues until the left foisted second generation feminism on the west and birth rates then start declining...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (W7FsI)
Wish we could avoid that one... Creepy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (kamC
Further, it's the husband, not her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
But the story has 3000 cc saline boobs.
Given our track record.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (Sco7b)
That is the thing I don't get. If everything collapses, if all society is destroyed, civilization is in ruins, and the economy is worthless.... gold is just a rock.
but it's a pretty rock that you can hammer into jewelry using other, harder rocks.
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (El6/E)
The problem with gold is... who's going to take it in trade? And, if people take it in trade, what's going to prevent someone else from taking it from you?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)
You prevent someone from taking it from you by...hitting them with the rock. You're welcome.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (KH0i+)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 31, 2026 02:25 PM (KH0i+)
To be snarky, this is something Smith and Wesson managed to do since 1899. It is nice to know the Austrians managed this as well.
Posted by: Kindltot
Except they put the safety ON the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (9E5Ho)
The majority opinion specifically calls out Jackson several times over her incredibly asinine arguments in the minority opinion. Basically she tries to bring in some legal precedent but it boils down to "but I like this law"
Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson are varying degrees of fool and activist but Jackson takes the cake. She cares nothing about the law, logic, jurisprudence, precedent, the constitution, truth, or sanity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (El6/E)
I suspect the left's reaction will be something like, "Her husband is a perv she should be banned from public office"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)
Further, it's the husband, not her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
But the story has 3000 cc saline boobs.
Given our track record.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (Sco7
See... Pervertedly creepy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Including diesel, there are about 70 grades of fuel that refineries produce and distribute to 10,000 stations. Whenever the flow of feedstock is disturbed, there are temporary price shocks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:17 PM (skSAB)
We are also in the process of switching from "winter" blend to "summer" blend which raises the price about 15 cents per gallon.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (k1E2D)
As a former prison guard, I can guarantee some just need killing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:19 PM (9E5Ho
Rick I did prison ministry for a number if years in a medium security prison. I found that nearly everyone in there needed to be there and some should never be released. The worst group were the sex offenders. After establishing enough rapport nany just said flat out that they would do it again when released.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (Dkz5F)
Sure, we would rebuild. And gold would regain its value. but by then you'd be a skeleton with a bar of gold in your hand if that's all you had.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:33 PM (El6/E)
Local authorities are searching for Shelley Kittleson, who was abducted in Baghdad.
Should I be concerned about this because, I don't feel concerned about this?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:30 PM (abIsI)
A white woman, running around the ME (alone?), after her government told her it was dangerous?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (9E5Ho)
Springfield does it too. There is a grip safety, and the trigger safety.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (skSAB)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (eHmQE)
Which is why the obvious solution to the problem they pose has always been obvious and remains so. But don't mention it, or the bumper-sticker level segment (most, now?) will have the vapors.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (U/Byj)
The left's take is that grooming a 3 year old to be gay is fine. You can read porn with him, have a tranny twerk in his face, or put him in a dress, but if an adult wants to meet with a psychologist to help him get over being gay/tranny that is a literal crime against humanity.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (SlGTd)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)
do you know about the Kissinger report? National Security Study Memorandum 200?
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)
Then you can say "we tried."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
It's taken awhile, but I have finally come to the conclusion that Jackson has a below average IQ. Still smarter than the idiot who nominated her though.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 02:35 PM (Dv3i1)
No - do you have a synopsis?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:32 PM (El6/E)
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KBJ is stone-cold retarded.
That she was able to enter into and graduate from law school is an indictment of the entire education system in the United States.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 02:36 PM (oqH4h)
This too is the reason "keep your booger hook off the bang lever" is one of the primary rules of gun safety
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2026 02:36 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 02:36 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: morigu at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (U2YN7)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:29 PM (9E5Ho)
*a single tear rolls down a stony face*
Posted by: John Moses Browning at March 31, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (tZs6V)
Russia might turn out to be our greatest ally when all is said and done.
Russia, US, and Israel came remake the Middle East - if not the world - through sustained aerial bombardment and rockets and drones to ensure freedom liberty reign supreme.
And Trump is right we have plenty of oil here and from Venezuela to ensure we don't need any oil from the Middle East.
But we need the patriotic oil companies in the US to price oil at an American discount and not via the world market.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 31, 2026 02:39 PM (SlrUo)
In addition to everything else that's wrong with this story, since when does an SUV have a "trunk?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 02:40 PM (Fi4Tu)
One of the most humorous events from my time as Scoutmaster was sitting in on one of our scout's Eagle Board of Review and, when he was asked whether someone or another ought to have been punished for having behaved inhumanely toward another human being, he replied, "Well, some people deserve to be punished."
That response nearly caused his questioner to stroke out from shock. "Surely you can't mean that!"
"I do. Some people are just evil and they deserve punishment."
More sputtering and attempts to get the young man to moderate his assertions, but he stuck to his guns.
One of the other Board members knew the young man's father and, afterward, during the congratulatory chit chat, he told the father, "Boy, I certainly knew that he was your son when he made that reply!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 02:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal
We had one on death row. Back in '85. Times were different. They weren't 100% isolated. They were taken to the showers in small groups & recreated in small groups. We had one who would stab convicts & officers when his death date was coming up.
Can't kill a man with an ongoing investigation/trial.
They finally started isolating him.
James Dumachette.
https://tinyurl.com/murb2y7v
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:42 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: John Moses Browning
Make a magazine release for left handers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 02:43 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
"it might be best to limit birth rates in 3rd world countries so they don't use up all the resources the US needs to power its manufacturing economy"
and other gems like that
it is online as "Kissinger report"
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at March 31, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)
Wasn’t mayor smiley in charge of shooting events at Brown University awhile back. Being so understanding of what happened.
Posted by: morigu
He was the asshat who, absent any evidence whatsoever, declared it safe for folks to resume normal activities despite no such assurances from law enforcement authorities. When asked on what basis he made that assertion, he replied (in effect), "Well, no one has been shot in the last (fill in this blank) hours."
But the shooter was alive and had driven into Massachusetts and shot the professor at MIT around that time.
He may not have known much, but what little he did know, he knew really well!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 31, 2026 02:46 PM (sX1BW)
In which federal agency was the guy whose handgun fired when he was executing some awesome moves on a dance floor about four years ago?
Was he Secret Service, or FBI?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 31, 2026 02:50 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
LOL
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 03:21 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 31, 2026 03:57 PM (EKdvg)
Posted by: epador at March 31, 2026 04:08 PM (AC6Wj)
Posted by: Mayor Hates Immigrants Which Is SO Not Cool at March 31, 2026 06:31 PM (bt3Im)
Michigan Synagogue Attack Was "Hezballah-Inspired," Says FBI
They can finally determine a motive. When the Bureau is headed by a Trump appointee, at least.
The attack earlier this month on a synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan, was "a Hezbollah-inspired act of terrorism purposely targeting the Jewish community and the largest Jewish temple in Michigan," the FBI said in a news conference Monday. The assailant, Ayman Ghazali, a naturalized US citizen from Lebanon, rammed a pickup truck into the synagogue on March 12, as more than 100 children were attending school inside. ...Two of his brothers were Hezballah terror commanders. They were killed by Israel.
Had he lived, he would have been charged with providing material support to Hezbollah, the Iranian-backed terrorist group in Lebanon, said Jerome Gorgon, US attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan. Gorgon added Ghazali was inspired by Hezbollah propaganda to carry out the attack. "This man acted under Hezbollah's direction and control," Gorgon said. "He intended to kill others, not just himself."
... Ghazali began planning for the attack days earlier, the FBI said, with his plans intensifying on March 9. A review of Ghazali's online activity dating to January showed repeated searches for pro‑Hezbollah and Iranian news outlets, as well as videos related to gunfire and ammunition. Beginning March 9, the FBI said, he closely followed speeches and live coverage involving Hezbollah's secretary general, Naim Qassem, along with reporting about an Iranian fatwa -- a religious ruling concerning Islamic law -- calling for total jihad against the US military. He also researched Jewish cultural educational and religious centers throughout the Detroit metro area, viewed multiple pages of upcoming events at Temple Israel and searched specific terms and phrases such as "the largest gathering of Israelis in Michigan," "Orthodox synagogues" and "Israelis near me," Runyan said. ... An order of dozens of water containers arrived on the 11th -- the day before the attack -- and he immediately started filling them with gasoline, making four trips to gas stations so he would not arouse suspicion, Runyan said. He also bought two torch lighters, which authorities believe he used to set his truck on fire. On the day of the attack, Ghazali sent his sister, who authorities believe lives in Lebanon, numerous videos and messages "affirming his Hezbollah-inspired ideology," Runyan said. Ten minutes before he drove his truck into the synagogue, Ghazali sent his sister two videos in Arabic indicating he was at the largest gathering of Israelis in the state of Michigan, had booby-trapped his car and would forcibly enter and start shooting people, the FBI said. "God willing, I will kill as many of them as I possibly can," Ghazali recorded himself saying, according to Runyan.Happy Tuesday! I didn't read much over the weekend but I'm now "On the Doorstep" in The Hobbit. I'm sure many of you finished. Does anyone do this? When I read Hobbit/LOTR, I put on music and ambience from the movies. But I'm not sure it adds anything. I think it just distracts me. Update:
It was Netanyahu inspired terrorism. He consistently links Judaism and Zionism and it puts a target on the backs of Jews all over the world. The people in Michigan had nothing to do with the war crimes Israel is committing. Exactly. Who wants to take the FBI at their word on this one? I'm guessing the usual suspects. It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence, but I've also heard his family in Lebanon was killed in Israeli attacks. If we're going to be involved in this war, we're going to experience the effects of it. It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that. This isn't a terrorist linked attack. The FBI is bullshitiny to justify the invasion of Lebanon. Gotta justify the genocide and land grabPosted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (w9Wax)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
Posted by: AOC at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (xQtaY)
and though the Lord makes[c] his life an offering for sin, he will see his offspring and prolong his days, and the will of the Lord will prosper in his hand.”
Isaiah 53:10
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (3arSl)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (OPGS/)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
The MSM did run with that story as an excuse for awhile....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (XuXeR)
Which was zero. And he was attacking children. Thank God for blessing us with stupid enemies.
Posted by: Wally at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2026 12:35 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (pDt9x)
The attack earlier this month on a synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan, was "a Hezbollah-inspired act of terrorism purposely targeting the Jewish community and the largest Jewish temple in Michigan," the FBI said in a news conference Monday.
No shit, Sherlock.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (y9nCu)
I'm glad no human beings were killed, and wish a speedy recovery to the security guard who was injured.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Colonel Obvious at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (3arSl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (viF8m)
Don't get used to it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
Everyone here who is a church- or temple-going person should seriously consider carrying concealed when attending services.
I Ballistic 2:10 - Let he who doth not stay strapped be at peril of getting clapped.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX)
the leftist/globalist rubric that has persisted for ? a couple decades?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
After that, I recommend The Terror, by Simmons.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (pDt9x)
those are great books
I read them out of order (I guess?) but it doesn't really matter I don't think
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vSx2o)
it just underscores the many ways in which speech is violence.
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (NcvvS)
Let us know when you get to the Waterfront
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)
I had the Quebecois.
The logic was a bit difficult to follow but if you looked at my wall with all the pictures, notes and string linking everything, it made perfect sense.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)
So, it wasn't a midget Tibetan Mormon named Jose Yamamoto.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (OgWfa)
Amazon had the entire Trilogy on sale for Kindle for $1.99 so I got that digitally - Haven't started reading it yet.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (W2Pud)
I suspect the leftist justices are trying to push the opinion's release beyond this year's elections as it will cost the Dems probably about a dozen or more seats and require redistricting in multiple states.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38
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I've heard good things about that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (cWQQU)
good stuff
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (98kQX)
Started it Friday finished it Saturday.. About half way through the Fellowship Of the Ring...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Because of tomorrow's attack?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:38
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I've heard good things about that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:39 PM (cWQQU)
Truly, one of my top ten books. If you like eerie, try The Descent, by Jeff Long.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Rex B at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (DqQS/)
I think that we are lucky that the terrorists around here are pretty incompetent. They like porn or drugs out our lew rent stuff about us life. So I guess we got that going for us .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (19SAM)
good stuff
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)
Outstanding books. What a gifted writer.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 31, 2026 12:41 PM (xvV+O)
No, I don't think I will.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: No Kings geriatrics at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)
Exactly. Who wants to take the FBI at their word on this one? I'm guessing the usual suspects.
It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence, but I've also heard his family in Lebanon was killed in Israeli attacks. If we're going to be involved in this war, we're going to experience the effects of it.
It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that.
This isn't a terrorist linked attack. The FBI is bullshitiny to justify the invasion of Lebanon. Gotta justify the genocide and land grab
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (XeU6L)
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About the Franklin expedition?
Posted by: No Kings geriatrics at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)
Yes. Well researched, with an excellent twist.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 31, 2026 12:38 PM (vSx2o) "
it's like the dancing bear; it's not that he's a great dancer, it's that he dances at all ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Ben Ghazali at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (w9Wax)
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About the Franklin expedition?
yes
the miniseries is a bit expanded by some newer findings up at the site
it's all incredibly interesting (and scary)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)
And just what "innocents" is this Administration killing ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
tubal we are very simpatico reading-wise
The Descent is possibly the scariest book I've ever read
it's something for sure!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)
Please report for further administration of your TDS programming.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (TKBaI)
Posted by: Ben Ghazali
At this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Hillary at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (vSx2o)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 31, 2026 12:43 PM (4NO2D)
Trump said Europe can save its own gas in the Strait of Hormuz... Take that with a grain of salt...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (kamC8)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:46 PM (2ap+5)
tubal we are very simpatico reading-wise
The Descent is possibly the scariest book I've ever read
it's something for sure!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)
The creepiness is enhanced, for me, with the “ just plausible” aspect. Long also wrote Deeper, which is a good followup book.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:47 PM (pDt9x)
It turns out when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage, it leads to stuff like this. There is zero excuse for the violence he planned to commit, but killing innocents breeds terrorism and unfortunately the current administration is damn good at that.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (xQtaY)
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Love the throat-clearing phrasing and disclaimers, that are then completely over-ridden by what follows.
"It absolutely doesn't excuse the violence," but [INSERT BIG EXCUSE FOR THE VIOLENCE HERE]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: huerfano
Failed martyrs should become one of "the virgins" for others.
Posted by: Ow, my ass at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM (Fi4Tu)
"We can't use violence! That makes people become terrorists."
And when we don't do it? "You have to understand how mad he is about the Crusades!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM (OPGS/)
So you're saying it's Israel's fault? I knew it!!!
The MSM did run with that story as an excuse for awhile....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (kamC
Yes, MSM claimed it was justified as the imperialist state triggered the act.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 12:49 PM (y171U)
Posted by: huerfano
Another disturbing aspect about the virgin thing is their are probably no age limits, one way or the other.
And knowing Mo....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (guGkK)
246 This morning's Fox Business Varney & Co. Trivia Question:
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal
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I'm certain that you have watched the Stan Roger's 'Northwest Passage' vid, but here's link anyhow
https://shorturl.fm/TyfPx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (NpAcC)
And when we don't do it? "You have to understand how mad he is about the Crusades!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:48 PM
Lefty "client groups" don't have agency. According to the left, anyway.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:52 PM (2ap+5)
By rhe Sons of Warvar
The 241 Marines murdered by Hezbolla
Will be avenged
And fuck the Spics and Frogs, too
Cunty cowards.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at March 31, 2026 12:53 PM (wBaIH)
yeah, Trump's main objective is preventing Iran's junta from being able to produce a nuke and the missile capability to strike USA, (or maybe Europe). The other issue of oil prices spiking in Europe and other less Western nations ... might be a bonus, but I'm not really clear on that.
Makes US oil/gas/coal more valuable, but idk about the whole "global economy" thang. USA has usually been the big buyer in that global economy, so not sure it really hurts us much.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (qUkBO)
"when you launch a poorly conceived attack on a foreign nation with zero regard for collateral damage" yadda yadda yadda
Redditors think they're smart military bloggers, eh?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (RIvkX)
Seriously, clown comments like the last on on this post are right out of the Ali Mohammad Alinski playbook. Even when someone screams "Allah Ackbar" and proceeds to recite the Koran while simutaneously beheading Jewish children, while wearing a Hezballah T-shirt and leaving a manifesto outlining the exact reason for the actions; the victim card pops out from supporters creating some chimera argument that they will be the ones to suffer from non-existent repurcussions.
Reminds me of a neighbor as a kid. He'd whip snowballs at me while I was shoveling the drive-way. The minute I turned towards him and took a step, he'd run in his house and tell his mom I was threatening him. That's the Muslim community in a nutshell.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Local media at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (rYxsu)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 12:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:55 PM (xT8gx)
Robert Spencer had a site jihadwatch. They were keeping track a long while back.
It's still up.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:57 PM (Sco7b)
Don't look at me.
Posted by: Titus at March 31, 2026 12:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:58 PM (xT8gx)
So this human torch guy who attacked the synagogue belonged to the Shia muslim minority. They're about 20% of muslims worldwide. When they are working together with the Sunni majority against Jews and the West, their 1400 year old blood feud is temporarily forgotten. When those issues are not front and center, they turn on each other again.
Iran is Shia central. Or was.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (VWtfl)
246 This morning's Fox Business Varney & Co. Trivia Question:
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
Axios npm has been compromised. It is a popular java script resource and as a result, you might want to check your systems. Approximately 100 million computers may be at risk.
And I would shut off javascript on a browser if you cannot confirm that your browser does not use Axios code.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (cWLG3)
Sure. The news isn't that they figured it out; it's that they said it out loud.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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It's a Tuesday. I am heading off to the doc now after my morning coffee.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)
My understanding is that both Israel and Lebanon want Hezbollah gone, and Lebanon is allowing Israel to clean up the mess it can't.
Posted by: pookysgirl, geopolitical amateur at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (cWLG3)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
Yes... one of the establishments is called Temple Beth Shalom.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195.
How many Peeps does that buy today?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (guGkK)
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
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I put in my order for whole rabbit this morning. Easter Bunny probably ain't coming to my house this year ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
And just what "innocents" is this Administration killing ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:44 PM (kamC
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This is the same excuse for street crime. "Poor baby Angel Aladdin was hungry for bread!"
There is Always a Reason so the normies and swallow what normal people normally oppose.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Enjoy it while you can at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (qivay)
Posted by: yoeman at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (r2U0A)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Answer is $195. Lydia Hu continued her almost unbroken record of success. I think she has a mole on Stuarts staff giving her the answers.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
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I had no idea I spent that much on speckled jelly beans...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
My spouse wants a lemon raspberry dip, so I have my Cocowhip, Jello lemon pudding, and raspberry preserves (and probably some other liquid)...and I was gonna dip raspberries, strawberries, and shortbread cookies.
But then I thought, why not layer the shortbread cookies with the pudding, the preserves, and the cocowhip (maybe flavored with either lemon zest or raspberry syrup) and then top with all the fresh fruit for the world's easiest dairy/nut free trifle (or icebox cake, depending how I layer and what dish I use - not sure I have a true "trifler" one)...
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
A little while back, a month or so ago, I saw medium sized Lindt bunnies at a store for $11.99 Canadian. They're down to 7 or 8 bucks now.
After Halloween one year, my Mother and I bought about 25 for $2 each. They kept in the freezer for years.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (Sco7b)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
The Jews often use the term even though the Temple was destroyed 1,956 years ago by the Romans.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 12:56 PM (qFwJc)
We go "to Temple" at the synagogue.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qivay)
It isn't a theological difference like say Catholic v Protestant v Orthodox.
It is all about the question of who should have led the Caliphate 1400 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal
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I'm certain that you have watched the Stan Roger's 'Northwest Passage' vid, but here's link anyhow
https://shorturl.fm/TyfPx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 12:51 PM (XeU6L)
I had not. Watched it. Hair on arms standing up music. Thanks Mike !
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (guGkK)
At my dollar store they were about 2 or 3 dollars for 6 or so.
They're great microwaved.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
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Sounds like he was only mocking his defeated enemy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)
I know about that whole “global economy” thang. It makes people very upset, but trade makes the world go round. (I for one like the fact that the PRC will have to pay market prices for oil like the rest of us.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Therrrre's your sign.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (NcvvS)
I put in my order for whole rabbit this morning. Easter Bunny probably ain't coming to my house this year ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
Is dinner breaking the $195 with that? See, that's why I struggle - if you're hosting, it's too low...if you're not, it's too high.
Although with turkey breast and ham 99 cents/lb, I guess even hosting, you could get it done if you go BYOB...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (tOcjL)
We're cookin tonight, just keep on Tolkien
Smolkien, Smolkien
I feel alright, Mama, I'm not Jolkien, yeah
Posted by: Boston at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (w9Wax)
It isn't a theological difference like say Catholic v Protestant v Orthodox.
It is all about the question of who should have led the Caliphate 1400 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
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So Muslims are smooth-brained throwbacks to thousands of years ago who can't let go of the most minor grudge?
Yeah, that checks out.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)
I dunno
your dessert ideas sound lovely Nova
we do the Italian rice cake
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)
We're cookin tonight, just keep on Tolkien
Smolkien, Smolkien
I feel alright, Mama, I'm not Jolkien, yeah
Posted by: Boston at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (w9Wax)
I chortled. Well done.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Ralph at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (8WZD4)
I don't think so. Josephus wrote all about it. The Jewish defenders were brave and clever. Very tough to beat.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (qFwJc)
I dunno
your dessert ideas sound lovely Nova
we do the Italian rice cake
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:08 PM (j+aD2)
Okay, I've never heard of that...is it a rice flour cake?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (tOcjL)
Hezbollah's secretary general, Naim Qassem, along with reporting about an Iranian fatwa -- a religious ruling concerning Islamic law -- calling for total jihad against the US military.
If any death can be traced to one of these religious dirtbags, then we (the U.S.) should issue letters of marque to bag his spleen/liver/heart for a $1M dollar reward, given dna proof that it's the correct dirtbag.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (qFwJc)
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Sounds like he was only mocking his defeated enemy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 31, 2026 01:05 PM (cWLG3)
_______________
"Titus was asshoe"
-- Berenice
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (aTgV0)
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especially when it comes to killing infidels, kafirs and pretty all much everyone not adhering to sharia
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (GD0B3)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
No one does a massive dinner on Easter Sunday?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:42 PM (pDt9x)
One of my favorite authors of all time. He passed recently; between him and Chuck Norris I was really bummed out.
Posted by: Nelly at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (7gpcF)
Yeah, that checks out.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)
It’s stupid… but to be fair, Christianity has had its share of internecine warfare and bloodshed. See for instance the Thirty Years War… it was bloody
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
no it's basically a cheesecake, but lighter
you use ricotta cheese and cooked rice and some lemon zest (or orange). it's not dense like normal cheesecake
also the easter bread although my aunt makes those for everyone. those are the best! but sort of like fruitcake? but light on the fruit - and she makes some without fruit. they have a little painted egg in the middle
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (aTgV0)
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
That seems both too low and too high to me...so I guess it's just right...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
The big Easter spend is on those Giant Costco Chocolate Bunnies. Budget busters....
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 01:12 PM (y171U)
If you don't
You don't know.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (aTgV0)
Did you just influence the kielbasa to break bad??
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:12 PM (pDt9x)
The 30 Years War wasn't much of a religious war.
It started over whether Bohemia's kingship should be hereditary or elected, had the strongest Catholic power in the world on the "protestant" side, and the strongest Protestant power stay neutral.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)
So I don’t understand why anyone would even track it…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:03 PM (xT8gx)
No one does a massive dinner on Easter Sunday?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
Sometimes I do...sometimes I don't...
This year, I think I'm falling back to "I do"...prices are too good vs restaurants on all the main proteins...
Although, the year I made spring risotto, I still get fond for...not the spouse's favorite (where's the meat?), but perfect with white wine after a day of chocolate...
It's why I won't make anything chocolate that day...the baskets are enough...light, sharp, and fresh is desired...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
Is dinner breaking the $195 with that? See, that's why I struggle - if you're hosting, it's too low...if you're not, it's too high.
Although with turkey breast and ham 99 cents/lb, I guess even hosting, you could get it done if you go BYOB...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:06 PM (tOcjL)
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The booze and cigar bill will exceed $195. LOL. I'm hosting and we always spurge on holidays, usually with some kind of exotic meat. This time it's rabbit. Plus the usual ham and sides. My mother is squeamish when it comes to weird food, so she won't touch anything even remotely exotic.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (98kQX
I don’t know about Trashy. But I do.
Posted by: Randall Flagg at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (z/ZK2)
We do. But it seems smaller in scale than Thanksgiving and not as many guests. People seem to travel for Thanksgiving and Christmas…. But not so much for Easter so there’s more people in the house to feed for those
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:14 PM (pDt9x)
no it's basically a cheesecake, but lighter
you use ricotta cheese and cooked rice and some lemon zest (or orange). it's not dense like normal cheesecake
also the easter bread although my aunt makes those for everyone. those are the best! but sort of like fruitcake? but light on the fruit - and she makes some without fruit. they have a little painted egg in the middle
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:11 PM (j+aD2)
Ah, the cake is lighter, but has way more texture (with the cooked rice)...it's like rice pudding meets cheesecake...good choice!
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
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Weren't there some skirmishes about who should be the rightful Pope?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
we do but it's ... different stuff
things that take long to cook but ingredients are not expensive
timbane and other savory little pies, deviled eggs, basically that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
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Weren't there some skirmishes about who should be the rightful Pope?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
Avignon fought hard for the licensing rights!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (pDt9x)
Either way it's not nearly the production value of Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (oqH4h)
So more along the lines of the Great Schism, or the Investiture Controversy?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:16 PM (zdLoL)
There aren't many things I believe in, but I believe in Beer, Tits, Bigfoot and Tits.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
That was my dad's every holiday lunch food. Just the kielbasa to prep for the later meal. He bought a ton from some butcher and would make it...and it beats supermarket kielbasa by a ton...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (aTgV0)
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:18 PM (z/ZK2)
Back when people dressed for church and Sunday school, Easter was when all the kids got their new suit for the year. Sometimes shoes too. Even at Robert Hall that could add up pretty fast.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:18 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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It is a much longer list. E.g. U.S. embassy -1979, Lebanon barracks -1983, USS Cole -2000.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)
There were already theological differences between the Patriarch of Rome and Constantinople by the time the question of the relationship of the two came to a head.
Interestingly this mostly only happened because Islam conquered the cities of the other Patriarchs. Had Byzantium repelled Islam I suspect the resolution of the political question would have been different...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (ESVrU)
At one point there were three popes. Pope, Anti-Pope and Pop-A-Dope. (They didn't know what to call the third one)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Nova Local
I love Lorna Doone! https://tinyurl.com/4ebkd822
She's not your typical Hollywood hottie, but there was something about her in Jurassic Park, wearing those khaki shorts, that greatly interested me in my youth...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal"
I am civilized. I keep my cabbage in house.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:20 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (qFwJc)
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Isn't the main threat from missiles and drones? So, he's still worthless.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 31, 2026 01:21 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
It would appear that youtube is completely unusable if jscript is turned off.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e)
@JonahDispatch
I’m all for dunking on Democrats for normalizing crazy, stupid, and ideologically dangerous, jackasses. It’s a fair and legitimate point. But to pretend or even imply this is just a problem with one of our parties is crazy, stupid, ideologically dangerous jackassery.
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One party is all in on sexually mutilating children and the other is a bunch of do nothing assholes. So both sides are to blame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)
The Reason is there to justify the conclusion that was arrived at before the act.
"See, just like Jean Valjean!"
Without that justification then the preconceptions at play make the act meaningless, since alternate explanations cannot exist.
For some people, even the attempt to find an alternate explanation becomes a violation, and can be like an assault on the perception of the world.
So, just like Jean Valjean, it is an act solely in response to the bad things that are disapproved of.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)
we do but it's ... different stuff
things that take long to cook but ingredients are not expensive
timbane and other savory little pies, deviled eggs, basically that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)
Easter is the one time of year spouse doesn't complain that I make deviled eggs (this is always on the lunch tray). He agrees that while he can't stand hard boiled eggs, once we dye eggs, there's really nothing else to do with them except egg salad or deviled eggs, and my kids love deviled eggs. So that's part of the "lunch tray" of the holiday (and he dutifully ignores them). As some posters know, we always do a tray type lunch for holidays - then people grab what they like...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Trump wants markets floating higher, to help inflate our way "out" of the massive debt burden. But markets seem to be in bubble territory, so perhaps at some point a controlled decline would not be terrible.
Europe is already facing ~$8/gal gas, along with other issues. Seems USA is gaining power, and with tariffs the balance of trade power is adjusting. China still has like a trillion in global trade surplus, but they have plenty of issues.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (vbXSk)
Seldom do you see people so white try so hard to tap dance.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (zdLoL)
@JonahDispatch
I’m all for dunking on Democrats for normalizing crazy, stupid, and ideologically dangerous, jackasses. It’s a fair and legitimate point. But to pretend or even imply this is just a problem with one of our parties is crazy, stupid, ideologically dangerous jackassery.
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One party is all in on sexually mutilating children and the other is a bunch of do nothing assholes. So both sides are to blame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)
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Does Jonah Goldberg watch David French while David French watches his wife get pounded by the poolboy?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 01:23 PM (qFwJc)
I mostly just try to read when my dogs will permit it. A few minutes here, a few there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (bXbFr)
1. Tell the truth about whether it was or was not related to terrorism.
2. If it was, disclose who the group was behind it.
3. Disclose who ordered the FBI to cover that up.
Americans should know who they're voting for, after all.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (O7YUW)
You will occasionally see charts generated by leftwingers that show NO islamic terror since 9/11
They argue that the various jihadis we have seen are not part of a global movement so they are just "religious extremists" and yes they then tally that as "rightwing violence"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (n5tGW)
Thanksgiving being the exception
"lunch tray" is a good way to put it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:10 PM (xT8gx)
True enough, but that was 400 years ago.
400 years ago we were also still emptying our shit pots out the window into the street, and thought absolute monarchy was a normal state of affairs.
Some cultures evolve, some do not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2026 01:24 PM (KtOUo)
Yet another reason the coming divorce will be messy.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (pDt9x)
They write it off, Jerry. They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 31, 2026 01:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 01:17 PM (XV/Pl)
There are those who claim the Patterson–Gimlin bigfoot had tits.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)
I'm no expert, but the Sunni vs Shia split happened just after the death of Mohammed, and it was over whether the new religion should have a chief authority who was related to Mohammed by blood, or not. A group including Mohammed's son was ambushed and killed while traveling, by the non-bloodline faction (Sunnis), and it was on.
To this day the most senior Shia clerics must be able to claim that they are descendants of Mohammed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
also the Muzzies: "Austrian Painter man should have done a more thorough job when Holucausting the Jews"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ynpvh)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
She is not having a good decade...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cWQQU)
I just finished "Darwin's Blade" a few weeks ago. Dude is a fantastic writer, but tends to get too dark for my taste sometimes. Wish I'd never read "Song of Kali".
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (AkKZw)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (bXbFr)
I believe at one point Cardinal Richelieu (aka "that three-faced Papist") was actually providing support to the nominally Protestant side.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (IG3/x)
TBH salic primogeniture with a nominal divine right of a king WAS a social improvement over what had gone before.
Having a clear succession with weaker nobles to cause less trouble with their infighting is part of the reason Europe was able to go on the offensive in the crusades era - Islam as the time had polygamy, no real rules on succession, and endemic internal conflicts.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
We do feel the shooter was Islam adjacent BUT, this DOES NOT indicate causation.
Posted by: Pam Bondi's Bunions at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (abIsI)
Pretty soon you're racking up up a bunch of popes!
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Their hats are kinda shaped like bowling pins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (ynpvh)
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Well, they didn't have suicide vests in those days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (ndZc7)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
He couldn't handle her being the famous one...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (tOcjL)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Kristi: if you're down for some good old-fashioned revenge sex...call me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)
They tend to be profoundly political, with a religious pretext.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Also, Flashpoint.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (pDt9x)
The French hated Protestants but they hated Hapsburgs more.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (guGkK)
Yes, IIRC most of Sweden's military budget was paid by France...but more importantly in the last phase of the conflict France joined and led he protestant (really anti-Hapsburg) side.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Pretty soon you're racking up up a bunch of popes!
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:26 PM (aTgV0)
Their hats are kinda shaped like bowling pins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (ynpvh)
Not festive enough
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2026 01:22 PM (vbXSk)
The PRC has subscriptions at this point.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (aTgV0)
this evil exists
India is in fact a shithole (mostly)
such a great little book
got him cancelled
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
Is that what Kali-fornia stands for these days?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (ynpvh)
Kristi Noem “blindsided” after husband caught sending crossdressing pics
https://is.gd/jQnrr9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Explains a lot about her Lewendowski relationship.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (abIsI)
yeah that ... I already don't like the NBA but wow
he'd better sue the pants off the Bulls
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (GD0B3)
@DrewPavlou
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”
https://tinyurl.com/pcza7vnd
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (kX27y)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
It was a golden age but it sowed the seeds of our decline
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
This time, we didn't - we gave her a different job b/c she couldn't be in a security job with high clearance that kinda blackmail potential. We're starting to learn...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)
"His fetish was ‘3000cc-plus boobs,’ according to one of the models who communicated extensively with Bryon and agreed to describe their conversations to the Daily Mail.
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Bonk, bonk on the head!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 01:33 PM (Sco7b)
Tiger Woods told police that he was looking down at his cell phone and changing the radio station before a March 27 traffic crash in Florida that resulted in his SUV flipping on its side.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 01:33 PM (Cqx++)
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Sounds like half the guys in the comments.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo"
Nobody saw this shit coming.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (aTgV0)
Tiger Woods told police that he was looking down at his cell phone and changing the radio station before a March 27 traffic crash in Florida that resulted in his SUV flipping on its side.
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Sure, Jan.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (n17eQ)
Having a clear succession with weaker nobles to cause less trouble with their infighting is part of the reason Europe was able to go on the offensive in the crusades era - Islam as the time had polygamy, no real rules on succession, and endemic internal conflicts.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
It could also be seen as Charlemagne realizing the need for raising of horse for his knights required large estates, and the support of Salic law prevented the break up of the estates to "all the inheritors", as well as cementing ties to Charlemagne personally by those lucky first born.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)
Odd that we always shoot our wounded, but the Left never does.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)
This time, we didn't - we gave her a different job b/c she couldn't be in a security job with high clearance that kinda blackmail potential. We're starting to learn...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)
Sure hope so. We have not covered ourselves well politically in that area in the past.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (UajcV)
So the size of a 2 liter bottle, plus half of another one.
Dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (IG3/x)
That’s a reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast – far greater than surgeons typically recommend."
Sounds like half the guys in the comments.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Yes, but our commentors don't wear them and parade around in them...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
@DrewPavlou
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”
https://tinyurl.com/pcza7vnd
Posted by: beckster at March 31, 2026 01:31 PM (kX27y)
They need to wear a strait jacket...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:04 PM (tOcjL)
__________________
Always....ALWAYS...check the container shortbread cookies come in. I'm talking about the tins. Not the plastic wrapped ones at the grocery store.
The tins are starting to be made in India. If you see "made in India" on the origin....I wouldn't risk it. There have been videos showing the conditions where they are made in India. Rats running around, workers with no gloves coughing and sneezing over a giant stirring pot. And, it gets worse from there.
Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Had he not seen those public service announcements?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ndZc7)
The 90's were pretty good.
Man I wish we could go back to the 90's.
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (aTgV0)
It was a golden age but it sowed the seeds of our decline
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The 70's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)
Yes, but our commentors don't wear them and parade around in them...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
We like to think so, anyway.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 01:34 PM (tOcjL)
That we know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (3QGI8)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (LHPAg)
I hope you're not being distracted by planning the circular set of shelving that will surround your porch rocker while you're reading LoTR.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (0sNs1)
FBI is trying to generate good will for all their previous subterfuge.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:35 PM (9E5Ho)
Too much war, malaise and drug use to really be golden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)
Sometimes you just wanna get laid, you know?
Posted by: I'm 'Enery the Eight, I Am at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (n17eQ)
“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
Drew, it was just the Straights of Muz until your mom went down it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
He was raised to be a golf superstar. It was his life. Then he got injured and had nothing to fall back on so he imploded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM
Too many is just enough.
Posted by: C.C. Rider at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (ZwdAr)
nood Iryna Zarutska
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (tljrc)
Weird what happens when you let in millions of Muslims into the country huh?
The Canadian socialist **party called the NDP had its convention over the weekend. They were waving Palestinian flags and their speakers were wearing Palestinian pins. Here’s the kicker they elected a Jew as their leader., lol. The party that openly supports Hamas has Jewish leader. How much crazier will the world get?
** yes they are all socialists but NDP is out and proud socialist/communist without pretending otherwise. And it’s not some fringe party it is a legit party that has won provincial elections and wins seats in the federal parliament.
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (tZs6V)
Posted by: pudinhead
Outside from 9 in the morning until streetlights came on.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
He fell back on a half a billion dollars. That's a pretty damn big cushion.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 31, 2026 01:39 PM (NYInA)
Kristi: if you're down for some good old-fashioned revenge sex...call me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Lewandowski's taken that task.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 01:42 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)
He was raised to be a golf superstar. It was his life. Then he got injured and had nothing to fall back on so he imploded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
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So many injuries I'm guessing he's deep into an addiction to painkillers that he's never acknowledged. I hope he gets the help he needs, or at least uses some of his millions of dollars to hire a freaking driver.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 31, 2026 01:45 PM (23/y9)
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 31, 2026 01:51 PM (Mj/Jm)
Posted by: Wenda at March 31, 2026 02:03 PM (yU1fv)
Posted by: Heroq at March 31, 2026 01:38 PM (tZs6V)
Six seats in the federal Parliament. And, millions of Muslims (I doubt that but in a nation of 35 million it doesn’t take much) or not, they are all in love with Current Thing. Current Thing is now hate Israel, love Palestine.
By the way, the national convention was such a freak show that provincial NDPs are distancing themselves. The idiot Nenshi in AB is scared to death of what the freak show will do to NDP chances in his province.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 03:35 PM (z/ZK2)
The Morning Rant: Spain Is Lost
Spanish Defense Minister Margarita Robles confirmed the move, saying Spain has denied both airspace access and the use of joint U.S.-Spanish bases for any operations tied to the Iran conflict. "This was made perfectly clear to the American military and forces from the very beginning," Robles said. "Neither the bases are authorized, nor, of course, is the use of Spanish airspace authorized for any actions related to the war in Iran." Spain already had refused to allow U.S. forces to use the strategically critical Rota and Morón bases in southern Spain, installations long viewed as key hubs for American military operations into Europe, Africa and the Middle East. The expansion of that restriction to Spanish airspace effectively cuts off another logistical pathway for U.S. operations and signals that Madrid is willing to directly limit U.S. military movement despite its NATO membership.
The answer for America is simple...close those bases, and spend the billions of dollars in some other countries that will be more appreciative of America and its effort to free the world from Iran's evil. And for the taxpaying citizens of America? Don't go to Spain. Don't buy Spanish products. It's simple. They don't support us, so why should we support them? Besides, it is a country that is rapidly descending into the evil of progressive atheism, in which the value of life and culture is measured by an amoral calculation more akin to Mao than to Ignatius of Loyola (whatever you might think of him). Here is a powerful bit of data that Spanish culture is gone... replaced by the same post-modern melange currently engulfing Canada, the UK, and a few other Western countries. Father loses legal fight to halt euthanasia of 25-year-old daughter in Spain
Noelia Castillo Ramos' case galvanized international attention after her father, Gerónimo Castillo, mounted a legal battle against the authorization of various Spanish courts for his daughter to receive euthanasia in 2023. Aided by Abogados Cristianos (Christian Lawyers), a conservative Catholic organization, Mr. Castillo exhausted all appeals to the Spanish courts. The father argued that his daughter wasn’t fully psychologically able to make a decision regarding euthanasia and that she needed better medical and psychiatric care. His legal battle was ultimately shut down by the European Court for Human Rights in Strasbourg, France, on March 10.
It's called psychiatric illness, and giving its sufferers agency over their own treatment and lives is, frankly, insane. But it illuminates the interest of the collective over the individual, and the total rejection of an objective morality that has been the backbone of the West, courtesy of religion, for 2,500 years. Spain has chosen its path, and we should respect that choice. But no amount of Serrano ham, Paella, and magnificent art should lure us to continue our support of this failed state. [France too is barring American use of its airspace, but that is a discussion for another time!] [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:02 AM (bss/y)
As with the UK, it is reliance by the current people in power on the votes of the people who want to destroy their country to remain in power. And power is all that matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:03 AM (ExV1e)
Fuck. The World sucks ass.
As if we needed any more illustrations of why we needed Christ.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:03 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mothammad Mothammad Mothammad at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (eOFY+)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
Sangria?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (2GVsD)
Outside of Britain we got no real help in the WoT.
And with the further slide of Britain to EuroSoc with an Islamic taint they aren't interested in assisting with the Iran conflict.
So what then is the value of defending countries that are objectively every bit our opponents as much as Russia or China?
Time to leave NATO
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
Trump's telling the EU to step up and come get their own damn oil. He's not going to "just send it to them"
NATO is toast.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Someone has to say it at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
As with the UK, it is reliance by the current people in power on the votes of the people who want to destroy their country to remain in power. And power is all that matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The Gates of Vienna will be raped, torn dow & sold as scrap before I lift a finger to help.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (9E5Ho)
Spain paid to bring these people to their country.
To put them on welfare.
And then to keep them there ignored their crimes.
What value do actual Spaniards get? None. More taxes, more crime, less social cohesion.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (sKqQm)
My lesson from Spain? You can’t let up on the Communists. Not even after you die. Franco screwed up by not leaving an explicitly anti-Communist government behind him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (jbnUc)
Spain is likely to be forever lost to Islam, and the descendants of those who threw them out happily invited that demonic religion back.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (N1DT3)
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Worthless As Tits On A Bull at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (OoSEI)
The Spanish Def Min has no experience with military issues. She's a career bureaucrat who intentionally killed a bunch of people in nursing homes using COVID.
So this title is her reward for doing so
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:06 AM (sKqQm)
Power for Commies.
That is the only benefit they want.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (9E5Ho)
I hear Pyongyang is quite nice this time of year.
Posted by: At least that's what the Nork media says at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (eOFY+)
now do italy (space inserted): https://freerepublic.com/focus /f-news/4373012/posts
Italy denies use of Sicily airbase to US planes carrying weapons for Iran war
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Persnickety at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (NXsA/)
NATO is toast.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (AkEZC
The CBC actually had an interesting segment this morning on how the US could take Kharg island.
The biggest concern would be drones and missiles...whatever's left.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:08 AM (2GVsD)
It's not clear that it's past time for what I've been advocating for years, leave NATO. There is no point in being part of a one-way alliance. We can defend ourselves and it's a waste of our money and people to sacrifice for people who won't sacrifice for us.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: pawn at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (qmOsv)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (wvc0i)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (ExV1e)
But...the FSA should not want the immigrants. They are taking a share of the loot that could be available to the FSA otherwise.
It is interesting that this area is not causing issues, at least yet, for the people running Europe.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (RHGPo)
It would be safer, freer, more prosperous and more Christian.
But we're supposed to imagine Putin is so evil that he'd ... do what?
Import illiterate immigrants to rape girls, then kill the girl for being raped?
Just so he could harvest and sell her organs?
Who is the fucking monster here?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:10 AM (HXT0k)
Good luck to the few sane people left in that country. Run while you can.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 11:10 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (wvc0i)
The FSA are too STUPID to see past the end of their noses.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:11 AM (9E5Ho)
So this title is her reward for doing so
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (sKqQm)
So, arguably, more lethal than the rest of the Spanish military.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (ExV1e)
I remember the left giggling like schoolgirls when Romney talked about the Russian threat. But the moment Russia said they were not going to let gay men adopt children, they became The Enemy.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (578V/)
So the headline is true — the woman who accused Trump of sexually abusing her has had some of her details corroborated … just none related to Trump, but instead, someone named Jimmy Atkins.
Jimmy Atkins’ business back in Ohio was running trade schools. But on Hilton Head, he took over a small company that specialized in long-term rentals. Property in the island’s gated subdivisions, called plantations in reference to the local antebellum history, attracted vacationing families and wealthy retirees. Corporate executives and global financiers descended by private plane to survey the frenzy some two decades into the island’s transformation.
At Harbour Realty and Rentals, with an office near Coligny Beach, Atkins came into contact with a teenage girl who would later claim to the FBI that she was sexually assaulted by him and a young Jeffery Epstein, the infamous and now deceased sexual predator. She alleged to agents that the two men also conspired to extort her mother to embezzle money. The mother eventually ended up in prison.
... axe meet grinding stone
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (RHGPo)
It is interesting that this area is not causing issues, at least yet, for the people running Europe.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)
Because for immigrants at least, they do not see the thing they are looting as of value. There is always a desire or the thought that they can just go back where they came when the loot runs out. Why were the Somalians sending billions back to Somalia?
You assume that they want to build a life here, that is not the goal. Loot. Then leave. But stay as long as the loot is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (NFX2v)
You're forgetting Canadian law, as interpreted by Canadian courts, which states that Quebec has the right to secede from Canada, but that no one else does.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (n1OCj)
The general points:
1) She didn't report the assaults at the time, so she was lying and probably had voluntarily had sex with them - Women lie about sexual assaults all the time
2) This is because European countries are still too patriarchal - in a true feminist society women would feel good about having sex
3) This is also because of discrimination against immigrants. If they had more money, status, and influence they would be more quick to adopt European mores about how to relate to women.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:13 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 11:14 AM (rJ48h)
'Cause they aren't.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:14 AM (XuXeR)
So the answer to the trauma caused by the musselmen savages is to murder the rape victim. I guess Spain really is an Islamic hellhole- that's the punishment for getting raped in Muslim countries, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 11:14 AM (N1DT3)
Europe is lost. NATO is toast.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (OPGS/)
Ukraine was never anything more than a prybar to get massive amounts of cash flowing. They knew that the idea of Russian expansionism would also hit their enemies (us.) So, wambo presto 'I will accept a limited incursion' into 'WE HAVE TO STOP THE RUSSIANS OR THEY WILL MARCH TO THE ATLANTIC!' and all the fucking think tank shits who were playing tiddly winks since the end of the cold war jumped on board.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (bss/y)
Fun fact: more people are born in Nigeria than in Europe and Russia combined.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (n1OCj)
No, my point is about the native FSA. Putting immigrants on welfare puts them in conflict with the FSA's wish to get as much government loot as possible.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (sKqQm)
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They never tried to catch the rapists.
Because they didn't want to.
Better girls be raped than an illiterate, unassimilated, violent, muslim immigrant suffer a day in jail.
The whole of Europe needs a fire burned upon it:
Pile it with the bodies of the muslim and everyone who holds office.
Then we can decide if they deserve to not be nuked.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (2GVsD)
Starlink laughs and laughs
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (XuXeR)
The left doesn't really believe in anything they say. The issue is never the issue. It is always the narrative.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)
Hey, let's send them more food!
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:16 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 11:16 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 11:14 AM (rJ48h)
Or... other countries in the EU?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (ExV1e)
Britain has more political prisoners then Russia does.
Yes, Vlad is an autocrat who rules Russia without a concern for traditional western norms about human rights.
But so does Starmer. And unlike Starmer, Vlad is at least a nationalist, which means he has some level of concern about his own people...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (sKqQm)
You're forgetting Canadian law, as interpreted by Canadian courts, which states that Quebec has the right to secede from Canada, but that no one else does.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Here's what people forget because no one's done it yet.
YOU & I can't stop sending taxes to DC because it's automatically taken out of our paychecks.
What happens when, say, Texas decides not to forward tax payments to DC?
What's DC's actual response? What can they do? Try to take over Austin? Sharp words? Angry letters?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)
https://x.com/JFBoilley/status/2037867757669101579
Posted by: pawn at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM
*snort*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (HXT0k)
Putin should promise to expel the muslims, get rid of most regulations and government and a maximum 10% tax rate. He'd probably get volunteers.
'The View' is going to have on Rahm Emanuel. They covered Kid Rock, the ballroom in 'The People's House' and now Vance's wife. 2026 ratings - 2.563 million.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (Sco7b)
In my travels there, it was common to find people in the east refer to themselves not as "Spanish" but as "Catalonian." "Spanish" to them was almost an insult, as they considered the central Spaniards from Madrid the "Spanish" people.
And don't even ask about the Basque.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 11:15 AM (AkEZC)
NATO will never be toast so long as our campaign contributors are receiving generous contracts to supply Europe with materiel at the expense of US taxpayers. -- Congress
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:19 AM (ExV1e)
Brought forward --
She read her dissenting opinion from the Bench. Um KBJ, is was an 8-1 opinion.
Posted by: WisRich
She is bound by contract to deliver a certain number of pages of her delivered opinions for her magnum opus, "Justicin' for Dummies" and she won't be steered off that path.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (xG4kz)
And of course there's a Moron in Spain. I suspect the one in Cuba will be more desirable in 25 years.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (kgE5c)
"Our findings reveal a high willingness among recent male refugees to partner with resident women, whereas resident women exhibit significantly lower openness towards romantic relationships with male refugees."
Can't imagine why German women aren't interested in having sex with Third World Muslim "refugees" who view women as cattle.
Obviously, more laws and education are needed.
Is it a match? The congruence of partnership preferences between Syrian and Afghan refugees and the German population
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (n1OCj)
I suspect that killing off a good portion of a generation of Ukrainian men was seen as a bonus by TPTB.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (tYGL3)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 11:21 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
They don't need NATO to keep making bank.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:21 AM (9E5Ho)
And don't even ask about the Basque.
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That's why I said, when they and Ireland decided they'd recognize the Palestine as a state, I said, Trump should say we're then recognizing their ethnic regions as state.
See how they like war on their doorsteps ....
It's time to stir up a war in Europe ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:21 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 11:22 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:20 AM (xG4kz)
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Kagan and Soto even took a shot at KBJ in a footnote in their concurring opinion.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 11:22 AM (G0vdT)
'The View' is going to have on Rahm Emanuel. They covered Kid Rock, the ballroom in 'The People's House' and now Vance's wife. 2026 ratings - 2.563 million.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:18 AM (Sco7b)
I don't think he can do that, because he uses the musselmen as part of his army. It keeps him from having to use actual Russians as cannon fodder. (And keeps Moscow and St. Pete from getting angry over their very few sons dying.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 31, 2026 11:22 AM (N1DT3)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (Sco7b)
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Ballistic: X vs Sever - it stars Antonio Bandaras. Don't watch it!
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 31, 2026 11:23 AM (f1kZG)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 31, 2026 11:23 AM (Q/FnY)
Last time I was in Europe, I see endless immigrants in hijabs pushing baby carriages.
There were native Euro-women jogging/biking/whatever in short shorts.
The immigrant women want to get married to men from their own culture and have kids. The Euro-women maybe want a boyfriend and the immigrant men are more then happy for that role irrespective of whether they marry a woman from their own culture...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)
Spain is one of the favored refuges for American lefties fleeing Trump. They take their American remote-work salaries and live like -- what's that hated type of person? Kings. Then they go on social media and talk about how great it is compared to the US, since they can afford great food, entertainment, and housing for practically nothing, as if that's how the locals live.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 11:24 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 11:24 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The horror of reality overwhelms all fiction at March 31, 2026 11:24 AM (CJTQo)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:21 AM (9E5Ho)
Every means of siphoning off tax dollars is a loved and wanted means of siphoning off tax dollars. -- Congress
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:25 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:25 AM (HXT0k)
The Euro-women maybe want a boyfriend
Posted by: 18-1
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That's not really how that story goes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2026 11:25 AM (n7rxJ)
The girl was clearly seriously mentally ill. She tried suicide at least once before. She claimed to have been raped by half the men in Spain. I seriously doubt those claims; I think she was mentally ill and making up dramatic stories.
Regardless, there's no way she had the mental capacity to decide to end her life. Spain basically murdered her.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (iFTx/)
The State decides your fate. The State deemed her life was without meaning.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
I was reading some threads on reddit on the cost of living in Spain.
It was full of Brits and Americans arguing about how affordable everything is unlike back home...and a handful of Spaniards complaining everything is too expensive especially housing.
Now, if you import a bunch of wealthy foreigners, what happens to the cost of things like housing?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (sKqQm)
Let Europe starve.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:25 AM (HXT0k)
Agreed. At some point the deadwood has to burn.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:27 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Move them.
Posted by: Common Sense at March 31, 2026 11:28 AM (OoSEI)
It enters history as a colony of Carthage, was the scene of major wars and conspiracies before Rome had an empire -- and then came the Vandals. Not just for the weekend.
Then, all the other stuff, centuries at a time. They expelled Islam -- in the same movement that expelled Jews, and then Protestants.
If you're not used to this by now, your mental image of Spain is kind of Disneyfied. Historically, they've been allies of the US for a few minutes at a time.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 11:29 AM (zdLoL)
It goes up and downwardly mobile Spaniards are pissed out it. I don't blame then.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 31, 2026 11:29 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:29 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:30 AM (XuXeR)
‘ Agreed. At some point the deadwood has to burn.’
And when it does, we’ll call it the warmth of collectivism.
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:30 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:31 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:31 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Generalissimo Francisco Franco at March 31, 2026 11:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: FIIGMO at March 31, 2026 11:31 AM (R/nr4)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Move them.
Posted by: Common Sense at March 31, 2026 11:28 AM (OoSEI)
Isn't Portugal reasonably friendly? It's not even that far.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:32 AM (ExV1e)
And they have trains!
/murrican turist
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:32 AM (XuXeR)
In my travels there, it was common to find people in the east refer to themselves not as "Spanish" but as "Catalonian." "Spanish" to them was almost an insult, as they considered the central Spaniards from Madrid the "Spanish" people.
And don't even ask about the Basque
How did referring to them as "Mexicans" go over? Or, better yet, "Hispanic"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:33 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:33 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Someone has to say it at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Agree, with rare exceptions.
Women should run households, not governments.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 11:34 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:34 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:35 AM (2GVsD)
What would you propose to do with all the US Navy ships homeported in Rota?
Move them.
Isn't Portugal reasonably friendly? It's not even that far.
So is Gibraltar.
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:35 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Someone has to say it at March 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Agree, with rare exceptions.
Women should run households, not governments.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2026 11:34 AM (g8Ew
Umbrage will be taken. Wait for it
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:35 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:35 AM (4NO2D)
I guess I can make do with rot-gut saffron, but such is life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:36 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:36 AM (n17eQ)
What would you propose to do with all the US Navy ships homeported in Rota?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at March 31, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Move them.
Posted by: Common Sense
See how Morocco feels about leasing out Ifni.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (xG4kz)
So the headline is true — the woman who accused Trump of sexually abusing her has had some of her details corroborated … just none related to Trump, but instead, someone named Jimmy Atkins.
How is that not clear journalistic malpractice* and outright libel? OK, taken individually each part of the sentence is true but the clear intent is to deceive. Seems at least as bad as the BBC's time slicing scandal for which Trump is suing them.
* BIRM
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (vTZFs)
The people in Gibraltar don't want union with Spain.
But of course that's because Britain has controlled it for a long time and the people that live there are not Spanish in any real sense.
This is the problem with immigration and allowing alien cultures to set up shop in your land.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:37 AM (2ap+5)
I don't think the US under Trump is giving up Diego Garcia. Maybe if Democrats regain the Presidency, but not now.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (VWtfl)
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Well, they no longer need it since they no longer control the Suez. Hitler should have slowed his roll and won big.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (n17eQ)
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again.
Posted by: Quint at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (Cqx++)
So is Gibraltar.
Posted by: Dr.Claw
Do not count out Kweer Starmer returning that colony to Spain.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (xG4kz)
>>How many Paella Pans can a man use?
Uhm.. How many people are we serving is the correct question.
You need the right pan for the job.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:38 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Gun control Karen McAwfl at March 31, 2026 11:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:39 AM (n17eQ)
Spain is one of the favored refuges for American lefties fleeing Trump. They take their American remote-work salaries and live like -- what's that hated type of person? Kings. Then they go on social media and talk about how great it is compared to the US, since they can afford great food, entertainment, and housing for practically nothing, as if that's how the locals live.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Much of leftists emotional drive is to become nobility over peasants. If they cannot do it here, then they go abroad where they live their lives privileged with enough money to get people to do what they want.
Same phenomenon with Karens, some minorities, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (qFwJc)
It would have made German strategy in the Med a lot easier.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (KiBMU)
‘ Antonia Salazar? He seems to me to have been a great man. Yes, he did banish some retarded communist mutineers, but they deserved worse.’
And sent food to Nazi Germany but who didn’t in those days?
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:36 AM (n17eQ) "
that may not be the entire reason, but this is ... not wrong ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 11:41 AM (MIIRH)
* BIRM
Posted by: Oddbob
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Daily Beast is not a journalism outlet but rather a partisan psy op for the left. Repulsive leftist people and ownership.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 11:41 AM (E4rtv)
In Cuba the government offers underage hookers to their Canadian/American visitors - I wonder if Spain does the same for their British residents/visitors?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)
9th Circuit rules California’s anti-hunting legislation unconstitutional.
The state tried to ban advertising that could “appeal to minors,” but the reality was simple, this would’ve shut down promotion of youth hunts, hunter education, and beginner firearms. Lawful, truthful outreach to the next generation was treated like a crime, with fines up to $25,000 per violation.
After a 4-year legal fight, the court ruled it violated the First Amendment by restricting legal speech, while also colliding with Second Amendment protections tied to lawful firearm use. California ultimately backed down, the law is permanently blocked, and the state is now paying the legal fees.
Thanks to the Sportsmen’s Alliance, SCI, and the other groups that stood up and fought to protect our hunting heritage.
Aaron B. Futrell, Author|Owner,Killshot Coffee
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (9E5Ho)
I love Paella, all the permutations of Paella.
Sucks that Spain is full of communist a**holes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (XV/Pl)
Is this about me?
Posted by: Politico at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (4NO2D)
And don't even ask about the Basque
How did referring to them as "Mexicans" go over? Or, better yet, "Hispanic"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:33 AM (xG4kz)
_____
I just called them "dagos" and they really liked that
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (pDt9x)
this cannot be overemphasized
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2026 11:43 AM (MIIRH)
‘ Antonia Salazar? He seems to me to have been a great man. Yes, he did banish some retarded communist mutineers, but they deserved worse.’
And sent food to Nazi Germany but who didn’t in those days?
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:40 AM (jbnUc)
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He stopped Spain from joining German in WWII.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:43 AM (2ap+5)
Spain has a lot of coast line. If Hitler goes for Gibraltar, Britain would have directly intervened in Spain either to support the government in opposing Hitler or sailing up and down the coast destroying everything within shelling distance of the ocean...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:43 AM (sKqQm)
Much of leftists emotional drive is to become nobility over peasants. If they cannot do it here, then they go abroad where they live their lives privileged with enough money to get people to do what they want.
I was reliably informed by a dyed in the wool denizen of Minneapolis that they have the "greatest selection of restaurants there". With food spit upon by the staffs quite often, I'd wager, because Sinemotans are insufferable pricks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (EB8vC)
"Minority governments have been common in Spain since its democratic transition, with around 75% of cabinets being minority ones. Before 2020, governments were typically single-party minority administrations, but the political landscape shifted after the 2015 elections, which fragmented the party system. This led to Spain’s first national coalition government in 2020, formed by PSOE and Unidas Podemos.
Recent minority governments have faced challenges due to polarization and fragmented parliaments. The Sánchez government depends on backing from parties like ERC, Junts, PNV, and EH Bildu—some of which advocate for Catalan or Basque independence—while excluding the conservative PP and far-right Vox. Despite difficulties in passing budgets and legislation, such governments have used executive decrees and strategic alliances to maintain governance."
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)
Me. Are there any products from Spain I can boycott here in North America?
Olive oil, wine,
Food and Grocery Items: Cured meats: Jamón Serrano/Ibérico (if imported and available—note US import rules can restrict some raw pork products), chorizo.
Cheese: Manchego and other Spanish varieties.
Other: Paella rice (Bomba or Calasparra), olives, tinned seafood (conservas), almonds, citrus (oranges/lemons in season), and some spices or confectionery
Also some fashion and perfumes.
See, that was easy.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (Sco7b)
‘ Repulsive leftist people and ownership.’
I don’t see a distinction between that and regular journalists.
Posted by: Dr.Claw at March 31, 2026 11:44 AM (jbnUc)
==
Yes. And subcons iously, it is a herd mindset survival instinct. The cows on the periphery are the ones getting picked off by the wolves. Who leave the core alone. Social climbing is a herd survival instinct on a subconscious level. On a conscious level they are also looking for ego gratification.
Posted by: Weirdos at March 31, 2026 11:45 AM (CJTQo)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:43 AM
I don't see that as a show stopper. It's not like they were bombing Germany or anything.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:45 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:45 AM (2ap+5)
One thing I with the wealthier lefties I interact with is a constant complaint about how much services that are mostly just a person's time cost - massage, daycare, gardening, etc etc
These same people also complain "the rich" have too much and should be forced to "share" with those less well off.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:46 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:33 AM (xG4kz)
They are quite proud of their culture, although they are also lunatic leftists, so it's an odd combination.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 11:46 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 31, 2026 11:46 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 11:46 AM (X5Baq)
See, that was easy.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care
What about castanets?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 11:47 AM (xG4kz)
If you look at how crazy radical the Spanish communists of the 1930s were, and if you assume they never really went away but were merely suppressed, this suicidal outcome for Spain makes sense. Not just the US airbase denial, their larger fall as a Western society.
The original Muslim invasion of Spain in the 8th century was invited in by a faction in Spain that sought an advantage over another faction. Kind of like all of Western Europe today, but with welfare for the invaders now, until the governments there can't afford it anymore. I guess that's going to be ugly -- old school looting and mass murder by the invaders when the welfare runs out.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 11:47 AM (VWtfl)
It seems he wasn't eager for the coup unlike some others. But when it because clear the leftist government was just going to kill/imprison anyone opposed to it he had little choice...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm)
Setting aside the obvious difference between oil and jet fuel, it still cracks me up.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 31, 2026 11:48 AM (s1NDj)
‘ If Hitler goes for Gibraltar, Britain would have directly intervened in Spain’
And had a friendly land power on the continent to help tie down Germany. A peninsular campaign like they had against Napoleon.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal
Tucker's former outfit and he still has influence there I am sure. He had to sell ownership when he started at Fox. Guy running it now I think was co-founder (Neil Patel).
This blurb from Wikipedia should tell you something,
"In 2020, The New York Times noted that "several former Daily Caller reporters occupy prominent roles in Washington journalism," specifically noting CNN White House correspondent Kaitlan Collins and Daily Mail reporter David Martosko."
Daily Mail also hired a guy named Phillip Nieto who used to be at the Daily Caller as well. Nieto has dropped several stories putting Tucker's claims up front and center like the being banned from Israel bullshit.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (4NO2D)
this cannot be overemphasized
because pixy didn't give us a tag for that
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:42 AM (4NO2D)
I don't think that's how that goes
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2026 11:50 AM (zYlFc)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:50 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Gref at March 31, 2026 11:50 AM (5rh/l)
Enjoy the Caliphate Spain
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 11:51 AM (gX32c)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:50 AM (n17eQ)
MS Now said Putin sent a shipment of oil through.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 11:51 AM (Sco7b)
Enjoy the Caliphate Spain
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 11:51 AM (gX32c)
Al-Andalus returns.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:52 AM (pDt9x)
I recall hearing that when deGaulle & Co.ordered NATO (the US) airbases to be handed over to France, the US demolished everything on the way out Even broke up the runways.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 11:52 AM (VWtfl)
because pixy didn't give us a tag for that
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:49 AM (oY6Yp)
OVEREMPHASIZED
You just have to want it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:52 AM (ExV1e)
‘ Saw a photo of communists in Spain digging up dead nuns for display, mocking them and defiling the dead bodies.’
That sounds like communists all right. If they were humane they wouldn’t be communists.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 11:53 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:53 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 11:54 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 11:55 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 11:55 AM (4NO2D)
I was in Barcelona last year, and if my interpretation of their bookstore shelving is correct (Ace would be the expert, of course) there were three major languages whose people preferred reading in their own language enough to be catered to.
There was often a completely separate French section; and sometimes even a separate Italian section; before devolving into a catch-all foreign language section. But these were just a case or two, not a large section of the bookstore.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2026 11:55 AM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 11:53 AM (2ap+5)
Britain was best at it but then they forgot that weren't part of Europe and, after killing most of their men, they became gay.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:56 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mrs. Costanza at March 31, 2026 11:56 AM (P7vXf)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:56 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 11:57 AM (abIsI)
The Spanish Def Min has no experience with military issues. She's a career bureaucrat who intentionally killed a bunch of people in nursing homes using COVID.
So this title is her reward for doing so
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:07 AM (sKqQm)
So, arguably, more lethal than the rest of the Spanish military.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 11:12 AM (ExV1e)
Funny how the commie cocksuckers in the West have been caterwauling about how Franco shot some commie shit-heads back during the Civil War. Never mind that the commies started the war by killing every Catholic clergyman they could get their hands on, and once the war started, they spent almost as much energy massacring fellow commies and socialists for apostacy than they did in actually fighting Franco's Phalangists.
And now they're going to get on their high horse and whine about the US allying with Israel to crush the Iranian mullahs and free up the Persian people?
Fuck Spain, have fun with the inevitable cleansing of the Cathedral of Cordoba back into a mohammedan mosque, pinche pendejo assholes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 11:57 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 31, 2026 11:57 AM (GFDvZ)
Isn't that kinda S.O.P. ... forever? Enemy of my enemy is my friends cousin... or something.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 11:57 AM (XuXeR)
Out: Espanol
In: Durka durka. Mohammed jihad. Durk, durk allah.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)
The details being reported thus far on Italy's denial of landing authorization to US military aircraft -- reportedly a flight of B-1s looking to gas-and-go -- on March 27 at Sigonella is not a blanket denial as is the case with Spain and its airspace.
So, for the moment, anyway, let's get that butane lighter away from your hair.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (Y1sOo)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (IlL6s)
Oh and Seve Ballesteros… great golfer
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (X5Baq)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (LHPAg)
Assumes facts not in evidence.
They are married to men from their own culture and have kids.
The culture they come from is indifferent to whether they want to do this.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (a+4eV)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (IlL6s)
I would add Hungary, but they are not a military player. Maybe Croatia.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2026 12:00 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:00 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:00 PM (X5Baq)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)
*Ears Perk Up*
Posted by: Denny Crane - Suddenly, I Love Cuba! at March 31, 2026 12:02 PM (dmDsy)
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (9E5Ho)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: AlecK at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (cMlC1)
Why does NATO continue more than 30 years after the USSR dissolved??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (X5Baq)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (IlL6s)
I would add Hungary, but they are not a military player. Maybe Croatia.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)
South Korea, maybe?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (9E5Ho)
Send in the Dudley Dorights!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (pDt9x)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (abIsI)
__________
Isn't that a young Cindy Crawford?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD at March 31, 2026 11:58 AM (IlL6s)
I would add Hungary, but they are not a military player. Maybe Croatia.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)
South Korea, maybe?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
__________
Grand Fenwick
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)
Hungary, El Salvador, and Argentina. Likely Chile as their new anti-commie government gets going. Maybe Venezuela after they hold elections.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:06 PM (pDt9x)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:03 PM (abIsI)
__________
Isn't that a young Cindy Crawford?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
Cindy Crawford is Spanish??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:06 PM (X5Baq)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless"
Boring soccer games?
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2026 12:06 PM (GUOwU)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless"
Boring soccer games?
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2026 12:06 PM (GUOwU)
Scoooooore!!!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (pDt9x)
I get tired of hearing about any "ally" BS.
Posted by: JROD
Fiji
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (abIsI)
I sometimes reflect on Trump's first term, and how the Empire struck back to steal the 2020 election and impose 'progressive' looting, invasion, and tyranny. I try to think of what I could do to prepare for another such turn, which would be much worse now. (The leftists are salivating at the prospect, and starting to openly tell us what they're planning to do.)
I can't come up with anything other than, this must not happen.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (VWtfl)
I recall hearing that when deGaulle & Co.ordered NATO (the US) airbases to be handed over to France, the US demolished everything on the way out Even broke up the runways.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 11:52 AM (VWtfl)
One of the great post-war mistakes has to have been our full-throated initial support for that spindly shit-head DeGaulle. His asshole behavior all through the war years should have been a clue.
Even worse is when we allowed DeGaulle to enter the political alliance of NATO when they refused to also enter the military part of NATO. So we basically gave them the idea that they could politically control NATO without a military commitment.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Well, they have a lot of potential splodeydopes they can mobilize against us...
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (OPGS/)
---
Yup.
They swoon at the medieval fictions of kings, queens etc.
I see dirty, filthy, uncomfortable lives in every way worse than being even a poor today.
But, all they see is the false portrayal of unlimited power.
And that fills them with greed and envy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 12:08 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
Assuming that URL is correct, it's a young Ines Sastre.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (ExV1e)
For southern coverage, maybe between them Portugal, Israel, and one of the Gulf States?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
__________
Grand Fenwick
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)
I had to look that up...
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Stateless"
No more Port wine!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)
======
Oh no, this sounds horrible!
Posted by: XOM Shareholder at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
As of early 2026, Aliko Dangote remains the richest person in Nigeria and Africa with an estimated net worth of $28.5 billion, driven by his cement and refinery businesses. He is followed by industrialist Abdulsamad Rabiu ($11.2 billion) and telecom mogul Mike Adenuga, making them the top three titans. (More billionaires follow.)
OTOH: persecution org, 2026/03/30
🔥 Dozens Killed During Palm Sunday Attacks in Nigeria
March 30, 2026 | Africa
Why?
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 12:11 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bart Voice at March 31, 2026 12:11 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (2ap+5)
Nothing except fill their diapers and bitch and moan.
Fuck them.
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 31, 2026 12:12 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:13 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal "
How boring is soccer?
It is so boring when somebody actually makes a goal the crowd and announcer go nuts like somebody just hit a grand slam in the bottom of the ninth or completed a Hail Mary pass in the final seconds.
That's how boring soccer is.
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2026 12:13 PM (GUOwU)
What kind of helmet clad world must we all endure for the sake of FUCKING MORONS
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (m+L0i)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 31, 2026 12:05 PM (2ap+5)
Nothing except fill their diapers and bitch and moan.
Fuck them.
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 31, 2026 12:12 PM (/1l9x)
Ask us how that works.
Posted by: Cubans looking over the fence at Gitmo at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Drink Starboard wine instead!
Greetings from Victoria, BC. I am going to to try to help my nephew do some renos on niece's house. Converting small drive-under garage to an office. Lovely sunny Spring day here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (2JFBE)
Funny, that. Both gas and road use diesel have gone down the past few days...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Port is Portuguese. Sherry is Spanish.
Posted by: Cubans looking over the fence at Gitmo at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (IG3/x)
And yes he’s literally gay; he has a husband
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (X5Baq)
It also shows some of the glaring flaws in the US constitution, though one might argue that the founding fathers were realistic and understood it wasn't going to last forever - and of all things, the 2A, even as curtailed as it has been, is the only thing giving us a real chance to last long enough to avoid total destruction (see the UK as an alternative and a warning)
You cannot, and should not, tolerate those who announce their intent to enslave you or to erase your population. That's fucking stupidity of the highest order.
9/11 and the global response was enough for me to categorize islam. 2020 and the J6 response with the backdrop of debanking, child grooming, and foreign invasion were the final nails for progressivism. At best, coexistence within a single polity is not possible.
Posted by: heya at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (RW4Zm)
Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (FhXTo)
How much is each American expected to spend, on average, for Easter this year?
$135
$155
$175
$195
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (QGaXH)
Now that's funny right there.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)
South Korea, maybe?
Posted by: SSBN 656
We have lots of minor nations that work closely with us. The Philippines have a pretty good relationship with us, as they have concerns with China. Kosovo is tiny, but they deploy troops within Iowa National Guard units and train with them all the time.
Taiwan, maybe? They can't offer much, but we work with them.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (xQtaY)
242 > No more Port wine!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Port is Portuguese. Sherry is Spanish.
Posted by: Cubans looking over the fence at Gitmo at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (IG3/x)
What about Madeira?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Stateless"
Bidens economic policies were so bad they did more damage to the country and consumer pain than Trump/US going to war.
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (GUOwU)
And yes he’s literally gay; he has a husband
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (X5Baq)
Is he like the mayor of Munchkinland?
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Drink Starboard wine instead!
Greetings from Victoria, BC. I am going to to try to help my nephew do some renos on niece's house. Converting small drive-under garage to an office. Lovely sunny Spring day here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 12:14 PM (2JFBE)
I figured that was why you were in Port Angeles yesterday - getting ready to take the ferry across.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (QGaXH)
AI Overview: Gas lines in the 1970s were caused by severe gasoline shortages stemming from two major oil crises—the 1973 Arab oil embargo and the 1979 Iranian Revolution—which severely disrupted oil supply. These shortages were worsened by US price controls, panic buying, and high reliance on foreign oil, causing massive lines and rationing. (NPR, History dot com and others)
Drivers with license plates ending in odd numbers could only buy gas on odd days, and vice versa.
Gas stations often ran out of fuel, leading to reduced hours or closures.
Conservation Measures: The maximum speed limit was reduced to 55, and gasoline was severely rationed.
And lines stretched almost forever.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 12:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:07 PM (VWtfl)"
Keeping on topic with Spain, you can think of things. They just require care in publishing them.
Look into how and why the non-lefties in Spain had arms and training when things went sideways.
Posted by: heya at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (RW4Zm)
My favorite misleading headline still is "Former Bush Aide Guilty"
(of stealing internal Bush election campaign strategy documents and giving them to the democrats)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:17 PM (XuXeR)
That was Steve Perry solo! On his solo album Street Talk
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (X5Baq)
I don't think he has a newsletter but if he did I'd subscribe to it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:20 PM (pDt9x)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Nice to see an image designed for landscape viewing for a change. Many of mine are best viewed with a screen, too, but for a different reason.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 12:20 PM (xQtaY)
256 What about Madeira?"
Portuguese
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:19 PM (XuXeR)
-------
Less filling!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:20 PM (VWtfl)
Oh Sherry is Journey...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026
I always thought he was singing "Cinnamon gum!"
Posted by: Josephistan at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (FLx59)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:16 PM (QGaXH)
How in the world do you spend that kind of money on Easter?
New clothes for church, maybe?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (IG3/x)
AI Overview: Gas lines in the 1970s were caused by severe gasoline shortages stemming from two major oil crises—the 1973 Arab oil embargo and the 1979 Iranian Revolution—which severely disrupted oil supply. These shortages were worsened by US price controls, panic buying, and high reliance on foreign oil, causing massive lines and rationing. (NPR, History dot com and others)
Drivers with license plates ending in odd numbers could only buy gas on odd days, and vice versa.
Gas stations often ran out of fuel, leading to reduced hours or closures.
Conservation Measures: The maximum speed limit was reduced to 55, and gasoline was severely rationed.
And lines stretched almost forever.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 12:18 PM (NFX2v)
I started driving in late 1974, a year after gas prices basically doubled to 50 - 60c/gal. Later, in 1978 they went to $1/gal. I recall people wondering how they could do that since the mechanical pumps could only go up to 99.9c/gal. The solution was to easily adjust the pumps to register price per quart or half gallon.
That was confusing. Glad they didn't start selling it per liter....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (QGaXH)
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223
======
The Easterners, in the finest British bobby manner, shall say, "Stop! or I shall say Stop! again in a really cross manner."
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)
Wasn't that the odd "medieval" video? Or am I misremembering a staircase scene?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)
https://tinyurl.com/55yhws4e
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Nice to see an image designed for landscape viewing for a change. Many of mine are best viewed with a screen, too, but for a different reason.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 12:20 PM (xQtaY)
Yeah...but after about 6 months (or less) you'll be so sick of her s*** you'll never want to see another woman again.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
Sounds somewhat familiar.
Posted by: Y2K scare at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (xQtaY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Port is Portuguese. Sherry is Spanish.
Posted by: Cubans looking over the fence at Gitmo at March 31, 2026 12:15 PM (IG3/x)
______
"No. Cherie is HOT."
-- Hardline
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (XuXeR)
Regarding even/odd day rationing: the last day of most months is the 31st. The following day is the 1st of the next month. That's two odd days in a row. What did they do about that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:25 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: tubal
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: No Kings geriatrics at March 31, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Last there over thirty years ago on a daytrip from Comox AB up north on Vancouver Island.
The Island was beautiful with great weather at the time.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:26 PM (XuXeR)
That was confusing. Glad they didn't start selling it per liter....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (QGaXH)
You've just solved a long-standing mystery for me. A gas station in the town I was living in at the time did in fact sell by the liter for a time.
I'm betting you're dead on... their pumps couldn't be set for more than a dollar a gallon, so they switched to liters until they could get new pump guts (or get the old ones adjusted or whatever).
Perhaps the pump guts even came from the factory able to handle either gallons or liters, so they could be sold internationally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:26 PM (IG3/x)
The downside is that they'll be overrun even faster by the Muslim invaders and we'll end up having to fight another continental war over there, but I think that's inevitable anyway.
They're well into the "good times make weak men" phase of their existence, and they need to face some hard times sooner rather than later.
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:26 PM (oqH4h)
‘ after about 6 months (or less) you'll be so sick of her s*** you'll never want to see another woman again’
Then you can run for mayor of Providence, RI.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2026 12:26 PM (jbnUc)
NY Post,
"Former Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem is “devastated” by salacious allegations that her husband, Bryon, lives a double life in which he dabbled in cross-dressing and chatted online with fetish models.
“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post."
According to reporting by the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem chatted up women from the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a “Barbie doll”-like appearance.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
Economics, how do it work?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:24 PM (XuXeR)
There were price controls on oil. (and airlines, telephones, etc). You should have heard the hysterical screeching and dire predictions when Reagan lifted all of them.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 31, 2026 12:21 PM (FLx59)
No, that was Neil Young.
"I could be happy/the rest of my life/with some cinnamon gum."
Neil was easily satisfied back then.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (IG3/x)
I like the notion that if we have to fight some nation, we have claim to their resources until the amount of money it cost us to fight them is paid back.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (OPGS/)
Posted by: human at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
Yikes....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (kamC8)
NY Post,
"Former Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem is “devastated” by salacious allegations that her husband, Bryon, lives a double life in which he dabbled in cross-dressing and chatted online with fetish models.
“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post."
According to reporting by the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem chatted up women from the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a “Barbie doll”-like appearance.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
__________
"Meh"
-- Gay Trans Furry Subculture
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 31, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (j+aD2)
"Those thieving bastards"
/guy with 2 even number plates
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: It's me donna
=====
Daily Mail story and NY Post story have pictures. Not recommended to view before lunch.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (E4rtv)
Russia Ukraine was never difficult. Putin wanted to recreate the security profile of the Soviet Union. He had no desire to go to Paris, or even Berlin. He did want to get to Moldova, and he wanted to grab the government of Ukraine quickly to try and end the war that way and install a puppet that would allow him to isolate the Baltic states.
Poland was always going to be the hard one, and perhaps he would have been happy to just stay there at the Polish border - but geographically I believe his best stopping part was around Warsaw. I'm not sure the Russians could beat Poland at this point, if they ever managed to get there.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2026 12:29 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2026 12:10 PM (RDqo2)
Port wine comes from Portugal not Spain.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 12:30 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Castro District Scrotum Inflators at March 31, 2026 12:30 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: rechill at March 31, 2026 12:30 PM (K1zyu)
Kristi Noem: Bad hire.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Enjoy it. The scenery too.
Minus the injection sites...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (Sco7b)
Regarding even/odd day rationing: the last day of most months is the 31st. The following day is the 1st of the next month. That's two odd days in a row. What did they do about that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2026 12:25 PM (VWtfl)
Either made the 31st an 'even/odd day' or told the even-numbered plate holders 'sux to be u'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (QGaXH)
They also say he’s been paying fetish accounts to trade pornographic "busty bimbo" content.
Yikes
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Dave's not here at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (kp5iD)
Wasn't that the odd "medieval" video? Or am I misremembering a staircase scene?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)
My memory is imperfect but I think you’re right that video does have a scene where Sherry is walking up or down some stairs
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:31 PM (xT8gx)
"uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they shall have is not ours to rule."
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (XuXeR)
$135
$155
$175
$195
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Someone is going to be paying close to $400 then. Because I'll be lucky to spend $12.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 12:32 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (EcHpA)
Might explain her "alleged" affair with that Corey guy..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (kamC8)
I read that in Hilaria Baldwin's voice.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Dave's not here
Probably forgot his password again.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (pDt9x)
Poland was always going to be the hard one, and perhaps he would have been happy to just stay there at the Polish border - but geographically I believe his best stopping part was around Warsaw. I'm not sure the Russians could beat Poland at this point, if they ever managed to get there.
Posted by: Black JEM
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Estimates are now that 15-20 percent of the population in Moscow and St. Petersburg are now Muslims from the outlying areas of the former Soviet Union.
That is because he stuck his dick in a meatgrinder in Ukraine and it, along with fleeing high skilled Russians, meant a severe labor shortage filled with Muzzies in primarily white Russian areas.
Undid years of Putin's attempts to restore Russia.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (oqH4h)
MS Now and CNN - gas prices are going to go exponentially higher and the United States is completely doomed.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)
DOOM!!!
I miss Monty.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 12:34 PM (j+aD2)
i've seen a lot of pumps where they used tinsnips to make the digit window bigger and added a digit to the counter.
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 12:36 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 31, 2026 12:40 PM (y171U)
That is because he stuck his dick in a meatgrinder in Ukraine and it, along with fleeing high skilled Russians, meant a severe labor shortage filled with Muzzies in primarily white Russian areas.
Undid years of Putin's attempts to restore Russia.
Posted by: whig at March 31, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)
==
Interesting the unintended consequences when you throw a hail mary and it doesn't work.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2026 12:47 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 31, 2026 01:09 PM (wGerL)
Well, that most certainly won't be the UK.
They recently pretty much ceded the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain by giving them control of the border.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT.
You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated.
The hard part is done.
Go get your own oil!
President DJT
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Ben Sears at March 31, 2026 04:41 PM (7R5a6)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
A Ship against the Mewstone, at the Entrance to Plymouth Sound
Joseph Mallord William Turner
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
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Posted by: Groucho Marx, You Bet Your Life at March 31, 2026 09:32 AM (oftw2)
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Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (tykPv)
Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)
Anyway, as usual with his stuff, I approve.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM
It all smells like fish.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Poor artist at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM
F*ck off!
Posted by: The guy who parked there at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Plymouth, Tasmania? Confused, I am.
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Vinnie Vertigo at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brevity in art at March 31, 2026 09:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Suwql)
The painting is only 15.6 by 23.7 cm. That's pretty tiny.
In 1811, the engraver and publisher William Cooke approached Turner with a proposal to publish a print series entitled Picturesque Views of the Southern Coast of England. This watercolour, in which the waves are so accurately depicted, their frothy white crests being blown away by the strong wind, appeared in part six of the series published in 1815.
The rigging of the ship labouring in the heavy swell, the clouds highlighted by a bright shaft of sunlight, even the gannets with their characteristic black wing tips are recorded in great detail. The ship, probably a Royal Naval vessel, is dwarfed by the dreaded Mewstone.
This dramatic natural feature, which lies at the eastern end of Plymouth Sound off Wembury Bay, notoriously claimed many lives over the centuries. During the summer of 1813 Turner spent time travelling along the coast, filling sketchbooks with his observations."
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)
Well, he was British, and an odd egg, but he wasn't much of a cad, and he certainly wasn't a lunatic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 09:32 AM
Wait, whut?!
Posted by: The Rock of Gibraltar at March 31, 2026 09:37 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
So, not much into Kenneth Branagh flicks?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:37 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)
The title suggests that it was previously heading straight for the big rock whereas it is currently being fornicated by the big rock.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e)
Don't see any cats there....
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM
Of course not...they only use it to sharpen their claws.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:38 AM (kgE5c)
Is this in Catmandu?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 31, 2026 09:38 AM (ZLHME)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (n9ltV)
Believed to have father two children out of wedlock with his housekeeper. That seems fairly caddish for the time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Man Fill of Schist at March 31, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 09:40 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM
* smiles tight-lipped *
Posted by: Boston at March 31, 2026 09:41 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: The sniper at March 31, 2026 09:41 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 09:41 AM (AkEZC)
I'd hazard a guess that there was a great deal of mewling and puking aboard that vessel on that day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:41 AM (xG4kz)
Yikes!
I like it.
Posted by: Lizzy
Agreed. Riding "The Galleon" at our local amusement park was just like what those sailors experienced, and everyone seemed to have a great time.
https://tinyurl.com/en2a9kpy
Posted by: Confused Moron at March 31, 2026 09:42 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 31, 2026 09:42 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross
They are windblown.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Gerry And The Pacemakers at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)
I have questions, but I'm not sure I want answers.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:44 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (DgMqy)
Since rats were an issue, that would make sense.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM
So the Cad didn't bury the eggs?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (0sNs1)
A nudist by the name of Johnstone
Sunbathed out on the Mewstone
When asked, "Why?",
He replied, "I
Entangled my Johnson in my trombone."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bad Andrew
Most ships had a cat or two to keep the rat population in check.
Don't think they got a grog ration though
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (WeQvm)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: the sailor at March 31, 2026 09:46 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM
I feel slightly better about that, but with English place names, you never can tell.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (kgE5c)
Beats being the cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:48 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:48 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Captain Haddock at March 31, 2026 09:48 AM (kLUcw)
So Neptune has claimed another soul.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (DgMqy)
The Honorable Thing - a limerick
The livestock merchant Josiah Heep
Was tossed about out on the deep
As they crashed into the rock
He cried, "Oh no, what? The flock?
Heaven help me, I must go down with the sheep!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (kgE5c)
How about Welsh names?
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerych wyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Space added to avoid incurring CBD's wrath although the name is only one word.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (pDt9x)
The cap'n wouldn't have been a distant relation to Joseph Hazelwood, would he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:50 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:50 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (pDt9x)
Point of order... no name is given for the ship so we don't know this statement to be true.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM
My goddaughter was not the least bit whelmed by our Plymouth Rock.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (kgE5c)
The cap'n wouldn't have been a distant relation to Joseph Hazelwood, would he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:50 AM (xG4kz)
It’s Bligh Captain William Bligh.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (Sco7b)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerych wyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Space added to avoid incurring CBD's wrath although the name is only one word.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM
Valid point. I lack sufficient phlegm to pronounce anything in Welsh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 09:52 AM (kgE5c)
Tomorrow, back to worrying about scurvy.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:51 AM (Sco7b)
The cabin boys will need comforting, Cap’n Ned!!
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:52 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: tubal
Point of order... no name is given for the ship so we don't know this statement to be true.
Posted by: I used to have a different
Possibly the Ella Fitzgerald.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:55 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 09:56 AM (bss/y)
Ogden Nash would have found a way to work the name "Mewstone" into his version of "Cats", had he written one, but such was not the case for that high browed snob, T. S. Eliot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Your Kid's Art Teacher at March 31, 2026 09:57 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:58 AM (gtcuf)
That Mewstone bears a resemblance to Labradorite, a particular mineral whose optical effects I especially admire.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:58 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)
For those of you who have never been on a sailing vessel... a lot of time is spent "heading straight for the big rock" only to tack away at the last minute.
Since you can't go directly into the wind, you have to zig-zag or "tack" into the wind at an angle, which means that to get somewhere specific, you have to go in a different direction. Which usually means you're pointing the bow towards something that you'd rather not hit.
If you get as close as physically possible before tacking its called "banging the corner". Racers have a saying that banging the corner is like doing your cousin - no matter how good it looks, its still just wrong.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (WYStd)
Many's the time I've been forced to consume scurvy dog and I was grateful to have even that, you pansies!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Uriah at March 31, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)
It's provinance is entirely down to one elderly and probably senile geezer. The late, great Tony Horwitz did a terrific chapter on the Plymouth Crock in his book "A Voyage Long and Strange."
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 10:01 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:49 AM (ExV1e)
The Welsh ARE lunatics!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2026 10:02 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:02 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)
United Methodist Church group comes out in favor of sex-change surgeries for kids. In 2026.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The searchers at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Limerick lover
**********
Own a Piece of the Rock - a bespoke limerick
A sorority freshman named Prudhomme
Wanted a fraternity true clone
She slept with twenty three
To earn her M.R.S. degree
Til she finally got a Kappa Sigma Mu stone
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 10:05 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 31, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:06 AM (qgHp7)
Alberta just collected enough signatures to vote on SECEDING FROM CANADA this fall 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)
The great mystery of 'Limith Rock was how it had "1620" carved on it already when the Pilgrims landed.
Were there a series of rocks there, each one carved with a date from the series "1600" to "1639" and the tricksy Pilgrims broke up the other thirty-nine when Squanto taught them to plant corn by placing a small dead fish and a fragment of rock with each seed?
-- excerpt from, "When History Books Lie"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:07 AM (xG4kz)
Chicago Bulls Waive Jaden Ivey for Pro-Christian Livestream That Condemned "Pride Month"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)
"....a cad, a lunatic, and British."
Redundant.....'mad dogs and Englishmen.....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:09 AM (QGaXH)
"We didn't land on 'Limith Rock, 'Limith Rock landed on us! Now, give us back our land!"
"Oh, do shut up!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:10 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 31, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:12 AM (ndZc7)
The painting is only 15.6 by 23.7 cm. That's pretty tiny.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)
Roughly the size of a sheet of paper...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:12 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2026 10:12 AM (KQxQb)
Alberta just collected enough signatures to vote on SECEDING FROM CANADA this fall 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
I wonder if that's why for the first time ever I've been seeing ad after ad for the Canadian Armed Forces. Now with higher pay!!
Here I thought the liberals were preparing to liberate America from the big meanie Trump. If the forces can get through gang infested Detroit, it'll probably be smooth sailing....
Like today's art....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:13 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:13 AM (XuXeR)
So the headline is true — the woman who accused Trump of sexually abusing her has had some of her details corroborated … just none related to Trump, but instead, someone named Jimmy Atkins.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:13 AM (RHGPo)
Apollo Global Management, the $900 billion asset manager, is done playing games with New York City's radical leadership. The firm is planning a second U.S. headquarters in either Texas or Florida — both with zero state income tax — and shifting most future hiring there instead of Manhattan.
This move comes as democratic socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani ramps up his war on business to close a $5.4 billion budget hole. He's demanding a 2% surcharge on incomes over $1 million and higher corporate taxes, while threatening a 9.5% property tax hike if Albany doesn't deliver. When that failed, he floated raiding reserves and vague "savings" with no real plan in sight.
Partnership for New York City CEO Steve Fulop nailed it: you can't keep vilifying employees and businesses then act shocked when they pack up and leave. "Treat this as a flashing warning sign," he warned. "When jobs go, revenue goes — and the affordability crisis gets worse."
(Cont.)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (9E5Ho)
New Yorkers voted for this. Now they're watching the tax base evaporate while the same failed policies — soak the rich, grow government — accelerate the decline. You can't tax what already left. Florida and Texas are laughing all the way to the bank.
SOURCE NYPOST
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Impressive painting. Like my rubber duckie hitting my knees when I'm in the bath.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:15 AM (2WIwB)
He replied, "I
Entangled my Johnson in my trombone."
***********
That guy had big brass balls!
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:15 AM (qgHp7)
Stu just confounded his young co-host by referencing 'The Dark Side of the Moon' LP.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (QGaXH)
Good morning! This painting represents us. Brave, beautiful. A little unhinged. We are using our words as a vessel to take on the world’s chaos, charging toward it. Sometimes the result is as incredible as the ocean itself. Other times, it ends in a pile of driftwood.
Posted by: Piper
Why do I feel an urge to tear into this like the teacher with her red pencil in "A Christmas Story" grading the students' theme papers?
"Margins... !"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (xG4kz)
All so the mullahs stay in power in the end.
So much for liberating the people, Or ending the 47 year war or any of the other things the war supposed to achieve.
Just once in my lifetime I’d like to see an American war end in actual, you know, victory for us. Not going home humiliated.
Posted by: The way it is at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (bVehX)
At Harbour Realty and Rentals, with an office near Coligny Beach, Atkins came into contact with a teenage girl who would later claim to the FBI that she was sexually assaulted by him and a young Jeffery Epstein, the infamous and now deceased sexual predator. She alleged to agents that the two men also conspired to extort her mother to embezzle money. The mother eventually ended up in prison.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (RHGPo)
No thanks. It's full. Beaver out front should've told them.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:17 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Diogenes
***********
You owe me a new keyboard. I snorted out loud at that mental image.
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:17 AM (qgHp7)
Oh, no!
Anyway...
Posted by: All Non-New Yorkers at March 31, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)
It's Geezer Golf Tuesday!!!
Missed last Tuesday due to rain but today is kinda dry and chilly. Maybe I can catch the greyhairs with their arthritis and rheumatism acting up and do a bit of fleecing! Ha!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:12 AM (QGaXH)
That's what the site said. National Gallery of Ireland. I was shocked too.
What'd he paint with?
I asked Search Assist and got this answer.
A Ship against the Mewstone, at the Entrance to Plymouth Sound by Joseph Mallord William Turner measures approximately 244 x 381 mm.
The Paolo laughs...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM (Sco7b)
Now collect even more, preferably twice as many, lest games be played to disqualify some of the signatures, and you can bet they will be.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM (O7YUW)
Totes reliable sources, then.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:19 AM (XuXeR)
I am proud to announce a new initiative with California to import an additional 50M illegals into our state prior to the 2030 census so that we can gain sufficient representation in Congress to force the other 48 states to pay for our expansive social programs. -- Kathy Hochul
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
Vote counting...counts.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:20 AM (XuXeR)
The sky is normally blood red in your world, isn't it?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 10:20 AM (cO6oP)
Tiger Woods Refuses to Hire Driver Despite Latest DUI Arrest for This Paranoid Reason
Tiger Woods has no plans to hire a personal driver, according to insiders, even after his latest DUI arrest, because he is deeply concerned about his privacy.
Sources say the 15-time major champion does not want anyone tracking his movements or knowing his whereabouts at all times.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)
It's not worth bothering over. In fact, I don't think of it at all.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:21 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2026 10:21 AM (qdktZ)
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:17 AM (qgHp7)
:-)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:22 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:22 AM (XuXeR)
On Sunday, The Post and Courier uncovered records that confirmed details of the woman’s testimony on Atkins. This included Atkins’s relationship with an Ohio college, his age, his hair color, his general appearance, and details about his employment in Hilton Head, South Carolina.
May I point out that on the 1 million or so records about Epstein there are ZERO.ZERO mentions of Carolina.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:22 AM (/+uur)
Stu just confounded his young co-host by referencing 'The Dark Side of the Moon' LP.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Triple bonus points if he recited the lines, "There is no dark side of the Moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark."
Those lines were delivered by the guy who was the doorman or go-fer at the London recording studio where Pink Floyd cut that album. I thought that was cool when I first heard of that. No one remembers who he was, not even his name, apparently.
Here's to you, Unknown Natural Philosopher of Unsurpassed Wisdom!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)
A nudist by the name of Johnstone
Sunbathed out on the Mewstone
When asked, "Why?",
He replied, "I
Entangled my Johnson in my trombone."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
Bravo!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:25 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 10:26 AM (t5xV7)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 10:27 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 10:27 AM (qgHp7)
It was Mary and the Mewstones before she move on and joined Peter and Paul.
Posted by: Diogenes
They considered "Mary and the Kiddie Diddlers", but the one who wasn't objected and refused to "up his game".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (xG4kz)
Commie Mamdami Spending $260M to Replace Cops — With Social Workers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
Missed last Tuesday due to rain but today is kinda dry and chilly. Maybe I can catch the greyhairs with their arthritis and rheumatism acting up and do a bit of fleecing! Ha!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM
Has nurse chimed in about Tuesday yet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 10:29 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:29 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Guy in Crows Nest What Forgot His Binoculars at March 31, 2026 10:30 AM (w9Wax)
Tina is the ship and Ike is the sea?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
And the Mewstone is a wall.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:30 AM (9E5Ho)
Huh.
Not unlike the look I get from Mrs D when I go golfing.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:30 AM (2WIwB)
Alberta just collected enough signatures to vote on SECEDING FROM CANADA this fall 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
So that's why AOP headed back early......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 31, 2026 10:31 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:31 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 31, 2026 10:32 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:32 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: The way it is at March 31, 2026 10:16 AM (bVehX)
So you think Marvel Comics Movies are “real life”, and if a war doesn’t end in 1 hour and 42 minutes all is lost. Got it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 10:32 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:31 AM (R11M+)
Your pullout game better be on point.
Posted by: Standard 4/4 time at March 31, 2026 10:33 AM (TbWk/)
Commie Mamdami Spending $260M to Replace Cops — With Social Workers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
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Don't worry. The rich will stay safe. The middle class will grin and bear it. The poor will collect benefits.
And New York won't shrink which will prove that New York is actually in great shape no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:33 AM (bcF3R)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:33 AM (R11M+)
/Apollo 13, transmitting from the Sea of Tranquility
this is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: we're whalers on the moon at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (oY6Yp)
Alberta just collected enough signatures to vote on SECEDING FROM CANADA this fall 👀
As I understand matters, the rest of Canada has to agree to the separation even if the Albertans vote to leave.
Good luck storming that castle!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (xG4kz)
pullout game was weak.
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
I'm no fan of the NYPD - or cops in general for that matter - but that's just retarded.
Posted by: So how did that rape and murder make you feel? at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (WYStd)
Not in seventeen states!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)
She’s a garden implement?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (z/ZK2)
pullout game was weak.
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)
Whoops! Whoopsie!
Posted by: Snuck a couple million past the goalie at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 10:36 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:37 AM (R11M+)
Kagan and Soto are even getting tired of Jackson.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:37 AM (G0vdT)
Banged her? Why, I never even tickled her keys!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:37 AM (xG4kz)
Now collect even more, preferably twice as many, lest games be played to disqualify some of the signatures, and you can bet they will be.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:18 AM (O7YUW)
Bullshit. No one knows how many signatures there are, or if they are all verified.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:37 AM (z/ZK2)
But the medication has also been found to improve the effectiveness of a cancer treatment called olaparib, which could help more types of patients benefit from it.
I would think that AI could at least point researchers to combos that may work.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:38 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 10:36 AM (ZPDpH)
All Trump needs to do is recognize Alberta as an independent country if they win the possible referendum, and if PM Carney gets pissed, Trump says, “Hey, you recognized this ‘Palestine’…”
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:39 AM (z/ZK2)
As I understand matters, the rest of Canada has to agree to the separation even if the Albertans vote to leave.
Good luck storming that castle!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
That's supposedly one way. (The legal way)
Alberta could always declare, if the vote goes their way, that they are independent and try to get other countries to acknowledge that.
They could always try to get a protected status from the US. Trump might give it to them just to F with Canada.
Alberta can always stop sending Ottawa their monthly vig. Force Ottawa to make a move. Saskatchewan is eyeballing this hard. They want to go too.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:39 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:39 AM (XuXeR)
Commie Mamdami Spending $260M to Replace Cops — With Social Workers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
Oh to be a young 22 year old social worker fresh out of school, making $50,000 US a year, living in New York City.
And all I have to do is get the Bloods and Crips to hug it out.
Life is good.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:40 AM (Sco7b)
Mister Hodo: Captain, it's a - I did indeed take Mr. Spunk's spot. I am ready to accept my punishment...
First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don't put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.
Shipmate: Captain, I encouraged this fight, punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!
Shipmate: Me, Captain! Punish me!
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 10:41 AM (XuXeR)
Kagan and Soto are even getting tired of Jackson.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:37 A
Should have been an easy decision. Of course Jackson is on the wrong side of it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 10:41 AM (kgE5c)
And therefore, I will suffer punishment.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:42 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
The crappy one that still has not been even slightly subsumed by four hundred and six years of global warmening.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 31, 2026 10:43 AM (sl73Y)
Which is true for a lot of people outside of NYC too.
There will be no "ah ha" moment of realization. None.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 10:43 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:43 AM (lCppi)
A “democratic socialist” is one who, at the request of 50.0000000000000001%of voters, POLITELY steals the fruits of others’ labors and gives it to others. If they fail to comply, the police arrest them.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:44 AM (z/ZK2)
Residents in NYC haven't realized yet what is happening. They probably won't either. Many are so isolated in their personal bubble that hardly anything registers... unless it has to do with food, Uber or their phone.
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Atomisierung der Massen
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)
So they're approving the torture of children. Fucking disgusting. I really hate when the judicial system gets in the way of medical services. Laws that prohibit doctors from discussing abortion should also be illegal.
The main driver for this is the money some folks will make from confused parents for ruining their kids lives and driving many of them to suicide.
Silly rabbit...states' rights are for red states who want to marginalize LGBT people, not blue states that want to protect them. Being able to engage in psycho-sexual abuse of children seems to be a common thread in conservatism.
These free speech absolutist are going to get people killed. Looks like you can yell fire in a crowded room under this Supreme Court.
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented. “The Constitution does not pose a barrier to reasonable regulation of harmful medical treatments just because substandard care comes via speech instead of scalpel,” she wrote.
Well said!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (JCZqz)
Isaiah 53:5-6
Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (ittVa)
Known in his time as 'William Turner,' was an English Romantic painter, printmaker and watercolourist. He is known for his expressive colouring, imaginative landscapes and turbulent, often violent marine paintings.
His artistic style developed over his lifetime, moving away from Romanticism—bypassing the following rising style of Realism—and, instead, with his later works being a significant precursor of and presaging the later Impressionist and Abstract Art movements that arose in the decades after his death.[1] He left behind more than 550 oil paintings, 2,000 watercolours, and 30,000 works on paper.[2] He was championed by the leading English art critic John Ruskin from 1840, and is today regarded as having elevated landscape painting to an eminence rivalling history painting.[3] In 1969 art historian Kenneth Clark wrote of Turner: "He was a genius of the first order—far the greatest painter that England has ever produced..."[4] Wikipedia
So definitely not Will Turner, a pirate by blood, who had several adventures with Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Yes, would hang today's selection.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (NFX2v)
New Yorkers voted for this. Now they're watching the tax base evaporate while the same failed policies — soak the rich, grow government — accelerate the decline. You can't tax what already left. Florida and Texas are laughing all the way to the bank.
SOURCE NYPOST
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (9E5Ho)
Craig Cogut, pay attention.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (lCppi)
. . . .
According to the report, Woods was sweating profusely after the crash, despite sitting in the back of a vehicle with cool air flowing ... and a deputy noted his movement was 'lethargic and slow,' and he showed 'severe signs of impairment.'
When he removed his sunglasses, the deputy observed Woods' eyes to be 'bloodshot and glassy,' and his pupils were 'extremely dilated.' They also noted Woods appeared 'extremely alert' during the investigation.
. . . .
EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods had pills in his pocket at the time of his DUI arrest, cops say.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The way it is at March 31, 2026 10:47 AM (bVehX)
Posted by: r hennigantx
____________
I don't believe AI is, or ever will be, sentient. But seems to me that it will prove very useful in medicine, which should be strictly empirical. For instance, I would think that AI reads of imaging will soon get better than radiologists at picking up incidental findings.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 31, 2026 10:47 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 10:46 AM (JCZqz)
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"Eight justices, including two reliable liberals, approved literal torture of children."
I mean...you can have that warped of a view of the situation, sure. No one's stopping you. But it's...not very close to reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:48 AM (bcF3R)
Which is true for a lot of people outside of NYC too.
There will be no "ah ha" moment of realization. None.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 10:43 AM (AkEZC)
*Seattleites have entered the chat*
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:48 AM (lCppi)
Consider, too, where the State and dissent’s logic leads.
Not long ago, many medical experts and organizations, including the American Psychiatric Association, considered homosexuality a mental disorder... On the view Colorado and the dissent advance, a law adopted during that era prohibiting counselors from engaging in the “substandard care” of affirming their clients’ homosexuality would have been subject to only rational-basis or intermediate-scrutiny review—and likely upheld. Today, tomorrow, and forever, too, any professional speech that deviates from “current beliefs about the safety and efficacy of various medical treatments” could be silenced with relative ease. Post, at 24 (opinion of JACKSON, J.). It is a consequence Colorado freely acknowledges. And one the dissent embraces. Post, at 23–26, and n. 9 (opinion of JACKSON, J.). So what if that kind of reflexive deference to currently prevailing professional views may not always end well?
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:49 AM (G0vdT)
Little black four door misjudges distance when merging and bumps front fender of pickup truck. Both vehicles pull over. Driver of car proceeds to strike truck owner in the mouth with a pistol. Truck driver steps back, pulls out his pistol, and drops the idiot.
Truck driver is an off-duty cop. It is all caught on dash cam from truck.
Best part, the car driver's family says on camera the cop was in the right.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:50 AM (2GVsD)
Should have been an easy decision. Of course Jackson is on the wrong side of it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
She lost her footing on the drool spilled from her overturned drool bucket, banged her head, and was hauled off for observation by EMTs. Her "opposed" vote was the pro forma default installed on her computer at the insistence of the other Justices.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 10:51 AM (xG4kz)
I mean...you can have that warped of a view of the situation, sure. No one's stopping you. But it's...not very close to reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'm not the
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM (0bjKf)
He knew what he talking about.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (Y1sOo)
I don't believe AI is, or ever will be, sentient. But seems to me that it will prove very useful in medicine, which should be strictly empirical. For instance, I would think that AI reads of imaging will soon get better than radiologists at picking up incidental findings.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Agreed. But there are two different (general) categories of AI. The data-based models, and the Large Language models. You are correct that as a tool for analysis of large bodies of data, AI will be of significant importance. But, the LLM's are a different matter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM (JCZqz)
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She regularly gets 1st year law student stuff wrong in oral arguments, but the left is going to prop her up as some kind of genius for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (bcF3R)
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM
She's smart! And she wants respect!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2026 10:55 AM (kgE5c)
I mean...you can have that warped of a view of the situation, sure. No one's stopping you. But it's...not very close to reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:48 AM (bcF3R)
Always remember that the internet, by definition of it's anonymity and the chase for approval, encourages extremism- at least of expression. Someone says something extreme- Trump tortures puppies! Then someone else goes 'Oh, I bet he does!' Then multiple people are sitting at their screens or phones and thinking 'I should have said that.' So they try to come up with something even more extreme to type.
Because what you say on the internet is who you are on the internet. And the passion you manage to convey in words is a measure of your worth. (Note: this is for these people- a lot of people have actual lives.)
And that is another thing that bothers me: a lot of this internet rhetorical brinksmanship is engaged in by people who DO have lives. They have kids and a family, but they find their self worth in what the average retard thinks of them online.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 10:55 AM (bss/y)
Consider, too, where the State and dissent’s logic leads.
Not long ago, many medical experts and organizations, including the American Psychiatric Association, considered homosexuality a mental disorder... On the view Colorado and the dissent advance, a law adopted during that era prohibiting counselors from engaging in the “substandard care” of affirming their clients’ homosexuality would have been subject to only rational-basis or intermediate-scrutiny review—and likely upheld. Today, tomorrow, and forever, too, any professional speech that deviates from “current beliefs about the safety and efficacy of various medical treatments” could be silenced with relative ease. Post, at 24 (opinion of JACKSON, J.). It is a consequence Colorado freely acknowledges. And one the dissent embraces. Post, at 23–26, and n. 9 (opinion of JACKSON, J.). So what if that kind of reflexive deference to currently prevailing professional views may not always end well?
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:49 AM (G0vdT)
Bring back leeches and lobotomies. Opinion of Jackson, J.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:55 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:56 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Look, rulings are made off of my feelings first. "Law" and "evidence" are only referenced when they supported the correct ruling.
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (JCZqz)
A modest proposal then, let's experiment on REDDIT users.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:54 AM (bcF3R)
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She read her dissenting opinion from the Bench. Um KBJ, is was an 8-1 opinion.
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (G0vdT)
Christian podcaster features pre-blessed energy drink that's prayed over before it ships to the store
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: DEI Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 31, 2026 10:53 AM
She's smart! And she wants respect!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Damn, that dumb bitch is embarrassing...
Posted by: Fredo at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)
Ah, but would the results be translatable to humans?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ExV1e)
A modest proposal then, let's experiment on REDDIT users.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)
Reddit- today's usenet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (P4c7h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)
Ah, but would the results be translatable to humans?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ExV1e)
LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (G0vdT)
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Because she performs.
I just hope she remains in the minority for decades with nothing but quickly forgotten performative writings and speaking to be her legacy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (bcF3R)
Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin.
Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao.
Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon. Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII.
Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini.
Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler’s entire reign.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (/+uur)
Christian podcaster features pre-blessed energy drink that's prayed over before it ships to the store
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ndZc7)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (2GVsD)
And all I have to do is get the Bloods and Crips to hug it out.
Life is good.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 10:40 AM (Sco7b)
Living in NYC on $50k/ year- say hi to your 8 roomies.
Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (lCppi)
pullout game was weak.
Posted by: cmeat at March 31, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)
Whoops! Whoopsie!
Posted by: Snuck a couple million past the goalie at March 31, 2026 10:35 AM (TbWk/)
But your sperm game was very strong!
Posted by: Denny Crane - You're Batting 1.000! at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 10:59 AM (2GVsD)
Heh. In the day, it was good for getting in arguments about TV shows and porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)
There ought to be some natural limit to how full of shit you can be.
Plymouth Rock has been cut into pieces and moved several blocks, and had a pedestal and roof installed around it.
It's about the most obviously altered rock in the world, outside Mecca. Why do we keep citing this obvious kookery?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: The ghost of Strom Thurmond at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: GWB
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The peril of finding oneself on a lee shore...or rock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (9E5Ho)
Christian podcaster features pre-blessed energy drink that's prayed over before it ships to the store
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ndZc7)
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Does anyone buy this shit?
I mean, I know that there are over 100,000,000 people below 100 IQ in the US, but seriously...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (bcF3R)
Posted by: Denny Crane - You're Batting 1.000! at March 31, 2026 11:00 AM (dmDsy)
I just had a mental image of sperm lifting weights and running suicides in the ballsack workout area.
My mind is odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 31, 2026 11:01 AM (bss/y)
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The only principle the left has is power--theirs.
Her "logic" is entirely consistent and comfortable with that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 11:03 AM (HXT0k)
Greg Price
@greg_price11
Justice Jackson wrote a 35-page dissent in Chiles v. Salazar about how it should be constitutional to ban counselors from telling a boy he is not a girl.
It was longer than Justice Gorsuch's majority opinion and Justice Kagan's concurring opinion combined.
10:31 AM · Mar 31, 2026
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (NFX2v)
i saw leeches and lobotomies open for trepanning for gold at we be jama back in the naughties
Posted by: anachronda at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 10:57 AM (G0vdT)
You often don't even see this level of crazy walking around in a strait jacket in the Caterpillar Room at Bellevue - much less residing on the US Supreme Court. Wow.
Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2026 11:04 AM (V7158)
And all I have to do is get the Bloods and Crips to hug it out.
Life is good.
Posted by: Stateless
Take I-80 West for 107 miles from NYC to the Pocono Mt. and hope the gangs hug it out there, too.
AND be poor.
>Monroe DA: Venezuelan street gang linked to fatal shooting at rental home, 69 News
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 11:10 AM (NFX2v)
If seagulls frequent this rock, it's probably covered with mewpoo.
Posted by: MartynWW at March 31, 2026 01:49 PM (M9zxq)
The Morning Report — 3/31/26
Brian Stewart, the Chair of the Hernando County Democrat Party, was charged with simple battery following the incident in Spring Hill. He was booked Saturday afternoon and released two hours later after posting a $1,000 bond, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office. . . A statement from the Hernando County Conservatives organization claims Stewart shoved a “permanently disabled” military veteran who “served our country with honor and distinction” and then struck him in the head with a megaphone.OF course that is but one example but that it was not just some random braindead AWFL or Soros rent-a-thug but a local Dem bigwig. Of course, what we witnessed over the weekend and indeed starting with the anti-war protests and civil rights riots of 60years ago right up until the present day has is roots in the classrooms and lecture halls of academia.
Members of America’s largest teachers’ union, the National Education Association (NEA), were back in training in February, this time for a confidential webinar entitled “Advocacy and Free Speech Rights for K-12 Educators.” The leaked slide deck, posted by the watchdog group Defending Education, reveals that the NEA is less focused on American students’ stagnant test scores than on training its members to become activists, while using misinterpretations of the First Amendment as a shield. The February session complements the union’s December 2025 in-person training on “Advancing LGBTQ+ Justice.” That event counseled attendees to “develop a toolset of tactics for dismantling systems of privilege and oppression.”
Students in New Mexico will learn more about the January 6 Capitol riot and climate change than the moon landing. New Mexico high school history guidelines contain over a dozen references to the January 6 riot while only mentioning the moon landing once. The guidelines, part of the New Mexico Instructional Scope for History, are largely focused on racial and gender grievances and encourage teachers to promote Democratic politicians and lament how the richest men in the United States today are “mostly white.”. . . “These state level documents expose a troubling pattern by education activists of pushing leftwing political and social biases into K-12 classrooms as established ‘facts,'” Staley told The Daily Wire. “Students and families deserve an education that values a politically neutral approach to weighing different sides of issues, not political indoctrination.”
Of course The Land of Dis-Enchantment will not be teaching so much as brainwashing their children about the events of that day. No mentioning of Ashlii Babbitt or Roseanne Boyland and how they were murdered in cold blood by Nancy Pelosi's, Christopher Wray's and John Brennan's goons with badges and disguises. No Kings, but Red Guards disguised as Democrats abound. Unless and until Academia from pre-school through post-graduate is utterly seized and restored to some semblance of sanity. Meh, that requires the restoration of morality, ethics, sanity and american/western cultural values across our entire society. Did the Long March through the institutions bring us to our knees, and if so, is there a road back?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:15 AM (YE+xR)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:16 AM (OPGS/)
ESPONJA!!1!!11!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 07:17 AM (tljrc)
BTW gas here in se Pa is $4.10 -.20
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:18 AM (YE+xR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:19 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:19 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 31, 2026 07:21 AM (Q/FnY)
All they had to do was wander the larger cities of CA. Oh that's right, racism, sexism and bullying against Whites doesn't count.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:22 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: If you're able at March 31, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chinese wives from the future at March 31, 2026 07:24 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 31, 2026 07:25 AM (ewuvP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:25 AM (AkEZC)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
The best St. Crispan's Day speech:
https://youtu.be/bvFHRNGYfuo
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Future NM High School Graduates at March 31, 2026 07:29 AM (wVcYX)
-head of Unrwa is out Bye, Felicia!
-former head of SF Human Rights Commission arrested for theft and fraud
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (ZxPkt)
We’re blessed.
Let’s all say a quick prayer for DJT and his hot wife.
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (G0Od/)
Before I left for work today, one Japanese user asked "What do you Americans think about communism?"
The first response was "They deserve to be buried in mass graves" and the follow ups were just as good.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (OPGS/)
We have no obligation or responsibility to enable world commerce but we're all in this together. How much blood and treasure are we willing to commit?
Pull back, regroup, resupply and let it play out. We'll see who steps up.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (RiKhU)
Whitey on the Moon.
Now feel guilty, ok?
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (XuXeR)
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#OrangeMoonBad!
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (QHOVG)
I gotta share something here.
During the recent County Council primary we were speaking with a local businesswoman who transplanted from the downtown Baltimore area many years ago.
She was supporting one of the Republican candidates who exudes the wafting scent of a Progressive wearing Republican clothing. And she told us that she is ready to leave the State due to the hidden racism that is embedded here.
And then yesterday at the Post Office, I had a total stranger who moved here from NYC three years ago explain to me how he is uncomfortable with the deeply hidden racism in the State, that isn't visible unless one is trained on where to see it.
'Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)
We can bomb Iran into more of a desert, and then call it peace. Or just maintain a robust strike Expeditionary Force, and continue to bomb IRCG leaders.
I do see the Gulf States want the current government of Iran ended. They may even pay us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)
You gotta get those X-Ray Glasses from the old time comic books to see Hidden Racism.
Which is why those glasses are banned today.
Posted by: Race Card Joe at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (/1l9x)
"Peace" isn't a goal. Or even involved. It's simple - punch the a**hole in the face. Really, really hard.
Then leave him w/soiled pants and face in the dirt.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (ZxPkt)
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"What do you mean 'YOU PEOPLE'?, H8R! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (QHOVG)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Did you tell him "Well, in that case you should move back to NY."? Stupid is strong with him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)
So, back to dog whistles...
She's a dog.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Monty Python at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Who did not know BL (really dont)M was 100% grift and grab and corruption?
The minute the big name companies started writing checks for them to go away you knew it was just a grift.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:38 AM (/+uur)
Now feel guilty, ok?
Posted by: man
"And the white man spoiled the pristine lunar landscape and brought disease to the noble natives that lived their for centuries."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:39 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Karen McAwfl at March 31, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)
'Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)
I dont think my PO has 1 single white person.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Picker of nits at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)
I did tell him that I had a dream of I-95 southbound ending at the Woodrow Wilson bridge.
And that I didn't really consider folks moving here with the idea of making my home resemble what they left as 'Friend' material.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:41 AM (OPGS/)
Good answer. That person is a disease vector, and should be treated accordingly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
Heh. The Dims have dialed up the "its rayciss" bit the past decade as the hispanic/latin/whateveryoucallit vote hasn't been the 99.99% reliable bloc.
And the rhetoric will be even more strident, not less, as there are percieved losses in Dim voter blocs.
Gotta keep'em down on the plantation...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)
Mine also plus zero heterosexuals. Just lip lickers, scissor girls, bull dykes, HeShes and a few Bearded Ladys.
Posted by: Bull Dykes R US at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (/1l9x)
20 million illegals is about 26 or 27 house seats.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)
I wandered into a Jewish deli once and the place was packed. I was the only white guy eating or working in the place.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)
if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Elementary, my dear Don Black. It's on a buddy adventure with the hidden heat from the deep ocean.
Posted by: Woke Sherlock Holmes at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (wVcYX)
"It's horrible just how open minded the racist community is. They don't even care who you hate just as long as you're being racist."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (OPGS/)
It was worse than that. I had teachers repeating the BS line about "spending all that money when it could feed/dress/edjumicate/medicate millions!"
Yeah. Celebrations are not allowed...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (XuXeR)
if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Rowdy Roddy Piper sunglasses, yo!
Posted by: IYKYK at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (eOFY+)
if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Dude
You need 13 years of edumacation and 5 to 7 years of kolladge to SEE.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ken at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)
What, no Methodists?
/ok, not a movie thread
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)
Pissing off literally every neighbor in your hood was probably a bad idea.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Better Living Through Chemistry at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (oftw2)
*******
As a junior high student in Albuquerque from '69 to '71 I learned a lot about the 1969 moon landing and absolutely nothing about the Jan. 6 events in D.C. or global warming.
How our education system has fallen.
Oh, wait a second...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (AkEZC)
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: IRGC General Muhammad Costanza Muhammad at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)
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"Hidden Racism" is a social construct tool of the White Cisheteropatriarchal MicroAggression Oppressor!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (QHOVG)
Oh, wait a second..."
And they didn't tell y'all that you weren't Mexicans...
/let's put a reminder on the license plates!
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Better Living Through Chemistry at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (oftw2)
And stylish but modest coveralls for the Cat-Women On The Moon?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: Tom Cullen at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (eOFY+)
A record number of House Republicans are not seeking re-election...As of Monday, a record 36 Republicans have announced they would not run...
Always the same cycle.....
1. Republicans get us into a war.
2. Economy implodes.
3. Democrat is elected and the economy starts to recover and the country heals.
4. Republicans get re-elected.
I really miss the days where I'd go into election day hoping my preferred slate of candidates would win, but not dreading what would happen if they lose. Like McCain vs Obama in 08, I vastly preferred Obama winning, but didn't fear the end of the Republic if McCain won.
Trump is doing everything possible to centralize everything in the oval office so the other branches of government won’t be necessary.
There will be no sanity until the right wing propaganda/disinformation media ecosystem is addressed. we're going to need to take care of the billionaire problem
it will be harder for democrats to run against "fresh face" republicons than "retiring" republicons responsible for all this bullshit.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ycI94)
https://tinyurl.com/y4hrbn9s
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)
Looks like the dump truck was pulled over as far as it could. The bus driver is clearly at fault.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: IRGC General Muhammad Costanza Muhammad at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM
LOL
Posted by: Love a good Seinfeld reference at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Disappointed is not the word at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)
Is her name Felicia?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)
The magic uterus of a Karen McAWFL is a thing to behold. It is capable of many, many things.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (Y1sOo)
These are just a few of the immature elementary schoolgirl taunts peppered throughout their headlines about Trump this morning from press like AP, Reuters, CNN, etc.
Its so pervasive now among news headline writers that there is no coming back from it. It's really the ugly, buffoonish end of the commercial press happening right before your eyes. Good riddance.
Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (V7158)
Posted by: Gil Heron at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Bbbbut we're citizens now, not subjects!
/Brits "subject" to Crown and Parliment.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)
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Everyone knows it was their hero, MLK Jr., who said "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by content of their character but by the color of their skin."
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (QHOVG)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
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Bus driver clearly crossed the double-yellow. On the phone? LOC?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
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It occurs to me that every issue the left has with us is something they've made up out of thin air. Or is something they're actively doing, know it's wrong or it's been exposed... so they claim we're doing it.
I'd have to ask one of them; "if it's racism but hidden, how do you know what it is?"
It's all horseshit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:55 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:55 AM (XuXeR)
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I've always wondered why those glasses could see through the pretty woman's dress, but not through her undergarments...?
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 07:56 AM (qgHp7)
- - misremembered quote from A Man On The Street Interview during the moon shots era.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)
Had a grandmother who opined that. When the Galveston Hurricane was mentioned, she said there was sekret rokets then, too...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)
Per usual, cause and effect are reversed.
Within a group, constant aggression and lies can lead to a Hutu and Tutsi situation. That bloodbath occurred within similar ethnic backgrounds.
Dems want to go right to to the line and say "Who, me?"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Disappointed is not the word at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)
Space Food Stick is peepo
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)
And when you point out that we spend even more money on those things and the problems still persist, you get met with screeching.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Sea Monkeys at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)
I happened across a video of that crone, Joni Mitchell, croaking out incoherent drivel at Canada's Juno Awards the other night. Demented, she was. Loves Canada to death, but lives here in the U.S. Solidly grounded values, she has.
At first, with the bad lighting up on the stage, I thought that I was looking at an outtake clip of the alien creature from the new "Hail Mary" film. Your Groovy Hippie Chick from Laurel Canyon glory days are over, girl.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (G0Od/)
I had a few idiots tell me that it was due to rayciss/colonialism/whitey anyway.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:59 AM (XuXeR)
Same reason it's fun when they claim something is a "racist dog-whistle" to note that if they can detect it, that means they're a racist dog.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:00 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (oftw2)
They would just eat the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (oftw2)
That's why you gotta push through them to exit the building when there is a fire.
Posted by: George Costanza at March 31, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX)
For the record, that was not me driving that bus.
Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (Y1sOo)
I already bought them laptops. And tablets.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)
***********
AHEM
Posted by: Sea Monkeys
What about me?
Posted by: Cardboard Submarine. at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)
In the '60s, the Dems loved it. After '68, when the commies took over the party, they hated it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (qFwJc)
***********
AHEM
Posted by: Sea Monkeys
What about me?
Posted by: Cardboard Submarine. at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)
And me?
Posted by: Remote Controlled Ghost at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)
Unfortunately they can't read thanks to the Teachers Union...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (kamC8)
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Am I the only one who read that to The Doors' tune "Riders On The Storm?"
Whitey's on the moon
Whitey's on the moon
Into this hate we're thrown
Onto this world we've flown
Like a dog without a scone
An actor whose a clone
Whitey's on the moon
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (QHOVG)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:05 AM (NpAcC)
You even come close to me with a whistle or mega-phone, or simply get in my space, you are going down. Period.
Don't even get in my way on your prayer rug facing Mecca. Just don't.
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 31, 2026 08:05 AM (HR77u)
Golfclap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Scranton Joe With Squirts at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)
It was. And it actually accomplished something...
Buying stuff for other people tends to do not so much.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (9E5Ho)
In the '60s, the Dems loved it. After '68, when the commies took over the party, they hated it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (qFwJc)
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Next you'll be telling me that The DogEater decreed that NASA's primary mission during his Reign of Error would be "Muslim Outreach."
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (QHOVG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Schlitzie the Pinhead at March 31, 2026 08:08 AM (oftw2)
When is someone going to follow the money and bury the f*ckers funding this bullshit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)
They would just eat the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx
So after the next terrorist attack we send in the kindergartners, since we spent the defense money on them?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (NpAcC)
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So much for all those "conservative" transplants to SC, whose license plates from deep blue states make me very uneasy.
I know you're in SC, VIA, and know how the last 5-10 years has seen enormous numbers of transplants from people in deep blue state hellholes. I keep trying to reassure myself they're actually conservative-leaning people leaving those places, but I also intuit that's not true in many cases.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
The guy who invented that wicked game Diplomacy, did not do more. He just wanted to be a mailman. Never understood that.
WierdDave hosted a Diplomacy game of the Horde members that signed up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Danimal28
This attitude needs to be normalized.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Wild Women of Wongo at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)
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MBAs would sell their mothers if it would improve the balance sheet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (ZwdAr)
Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (NpAcC)
So I can grab em by the pussy?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
We just saw one of the largest mass migrations in US history (that nobody will publicly acknowledge), and the only urban-to-rural one since Manifest Destiny and the closure of the frontier.
If anyone thinks those were all or even mostly conservatives, I have some bad news.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 08:13 AM (BI5O2)
This attitude needs to be normalized.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (OPGS/)
The pan to the pAntifa face requires adult verification now.
I miss that video.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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It appears the only places they attempt this form of bullying are areas previously pacified.
(they don't go into unclaimed territory)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Equity Now! at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
With a pundit then remarking that it was wrong of the US to make Iranian children go without clean water....to drink.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
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I've been using Calgon in my bath for years, yet I'm still here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wild Women of Wongo at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)
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Huggy Squirrel doesn't *force* anyone to wear pants on the Sunday Morning Book Thread.
By strange coincidence, though, those who choose not to will experience a mysterious run of bad luck.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 08:15 AM (ESVrU)
In August, Trump federalized the D.C. police and deployed the National Guard to Washington, D.C., to help with crime in the city.
Once again I think that high crime is the Progressive plan to create a new National Police that THEY control.
See TSA for example.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur)
_________
Frankly, that sounds like wishful BS.
Remember, "senior" and "senate" come from the same root. Can't trust either one.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
I too was disappointed when I visited Twin Peaks.
Posted by: That one person who thought it was a mountain climbing theme at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (eOFY+)
Every nasty, false, vile, racist, hateful smear of America and Americans that he fed and fed off of will be dialed up to the max.
He is a racial arsonist backed by a cadre of affluent, entitled communist who are with consumed with anger, envy and greed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)
When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Happy endings aren't happy if you get arrested.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur)
Traveling
Sexual
Assault
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (j+aD2)
Happy endings aren't happy if you get arrested.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (9E5Ho)
This is about me, isn't it........
Posted by: Robert Kraft at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)
While the "No" vote is being outspent and outraised 54-1 last I checked, apparently, money may not be able to buy this election...especially if you go vote.
3 weeks left...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (tOcjL)
________
The Republicans are really doing their damnedest to get us to sit this election out.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (AlhUl)
ew. just ew.
those poor dogs.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (j+aD2)
They'll be breeding age, soon.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)
My intuit is sitting right there next to your intuit.
And I see that this go-around, the Democratic party is intending to have a candidate in EVERY State house race.
No uncontested races in the mid-term.
Something that nationally, the right seems to be unable to grasp.
You might lose if you run.
You Can't win if you don't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (ZwdAr)
Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (ZwdAr)
Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
Look at these!
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
"Private Achmed, front and center!"
Congratulations on your new ra.... *boom*
"Private Ahmed, front and center!"
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (XuXeR)
from your keyboard to God's ears!!!
btw to the "how are people doing?" question us personally really well. lots of business and I mean we own the house here so not affected by high interest rates on loans. the kids are a mix - one living in town here has low rent and they're thinking of moving to a new place with lower rent! rents in Philly are going down in a lot of places, and there's more availability. take from that what you will.
up north things are still pretty rough, it's so expensive to rent in these not-so-nice places, I don't get it. and hard to keep up with cost of living, even in upstate NY! it is wild. so I dunno. we have problems in PA but NE has more problems than we do seems like. not great for young people up there. they do want to stay after graduation but I'm like ... why?
skiing is nice but come on guys
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (j+aD2)
They are carpetbaggers that come for good jobs and social peace, but refuse to assimilate.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard
Jose Ichiwa - head cook
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (ZPDpH)
GOPe is going full UK conservative. A Trump policy based party would wipe them out with the voters.
Hard to think what is passing for electoral tactics with the GOPe. Except failure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
You might lose if you run.
You Can't win if you don't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
--
Put Trump's daughter in law back in charge, that will straighten them up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)
an excellent result and a very long time coming!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:22 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
These are just a few of the immature elementary schoolgirl taunts peppered throughout their headlines about Trump this morning from press like AP, Reuters, CNN, etc.
Its so pervasive now among news headline writers that there is no coming back from it. It's really the ugly, buffoonish end of the commercial press happening right before your eyes. Good riddance.
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Yeah, that's the real enjoyment of reading my hate feed:
They're trying so hard to stuff as much juvenile name-calling and insults into the headline.
It's so ridiculous, over-the-top how they are so consumed with hate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Place Yer Bets at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (oftw2)
Imagine what could be done with the money saved once all illegals are removed.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: paulnjax at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (PPnyU)
Be of good cheer, y'all.
Name calling is all they have left. Time to point at them and laugh.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)
Imagine what could be done with the money saved once all illegals are removed.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)
It always amazes me when the libtards decide to be budget hawks........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Because none of them mention the motivation, you know damned good and well the motivation:
Some radical, far-left, loony bullshit.
Most likely the climate change fraud.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
Most Yankees, if not flaming lib loons, are moderates who hate guns, think abortion is a medical issue, guilt ridden over any race card played and think Mitt Romney is a rock ribbed conservative and love government programs of any kind. There is a reason the places they come from are democrat run shitholes.
Posted by: Zombie Buford Pusser at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (/1l9x)
that was a crazy story
I mean bikers are asshats but this was pretty extreme even for those guys
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (ZwdAr)
https://tinyurl.com/y4hrbn9s
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)
OMG!! A parent's worse nightmare. It appears, for the dashcam footage, that the bus veered directly into the path of the dump truck. Prayers for all who were injured and the parents who lost their children. So very sad.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (5xuJ/)
I'm sure that your Progressive Mayor will jump right on that.
BTW, who is her ex sleeping with now?
They were both fun to watch on the news, back in the day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (iMotb)
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that went out with the padded bra
Posted by: Don Black
Close it down. We have a winner!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (9E5Ho)
Posted by: Sponge
Chip and Joanna flip houses, Tiger flips cars.
Posted by: Find Your Niche at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)
Don't forget trucks. They hate trucks. It's amazing...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
I get my own day? Cool.
Posted by: Ron White at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Braenyard
Naptha. Then light it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:29 AM (9E5Ho)
Chip and Joanna flip houses, Tiger flips cars.
Posted by: Find Your Niche at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)
Your point is valid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black
Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?
...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)
They're trying so hard to stuff as much juvenile name-calling and insults into the headline.
It's so ridiculous, over-the-top how they are so consumed with hate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (HXT0k)
Since I'm on a horror movie kick, I also watch MS Now. Insults include unprepared, wavering, volatile, changes his mind based on his mood, doesn't read, juvenile.
Basicallly all the crap they always say about conservatives turned up to 11. Screaming 'WOLF!' every five minutes must be tiring.
Don't CNN's 700,000 and MS Now's 1.6 million viewers deserve better? They're letting 0.007% of America's viewing public down.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)
...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex
Look like a taillight on a '52 Cadillac.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (9E5Ho)
Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?
...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)
I could see where a comeback might be in the works.......
https://is.gd/Olo8AI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black
Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?
...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)
In 28 O-cups?
Posted by: Summer Robert at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
He should probably lose his drivers license for awhile.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
just as well
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (ZxPkt)
They call us names, but we are the racists. Just how does that work? Because we think for ourselves and don't tow their political lines? Because we don't and never will bow down to their bully tactics? Because we are the ones who know they are full of shit? Well I don't care what they say or think, I'm my own person not a robot stooge buying their bullshit. My vote is not for sale and I won't be shamed into voting for a Commie asshole.
Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (pvf3X)
He should probably lose his drivers license for awhile.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
He's worth half a billion dollars. Why is he driving at all? ESPECIALLY after he's been popping pills all day.
The dude has a serious problem.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/Olo8AI"
You sir, are a great American. More coffeve!
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)
https://is.gd/Olo8AI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Posted by: Modern Women at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXe
And leaf burning. And hunting. And fireworks
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)
She has that special compass from "Pirates of the Caribbean".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)
And beer.....and BBQ.....and boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Indeed. Seems that having dad around limited worse impulses, but over the last 15 years or so...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)
And beer.....and BBQ.....and boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
and drive-in movies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:37 AM (iMotb)
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The last thing in the world is that they want to be invisible.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
One would think that after he was found to have banged over 120 women around the world, all while professing his 'love' to his wife at the time, and his desire for Ambien and champaign, he would know we all know just what kind of f*cked off human he is.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b)
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Any child anywhere in the US, regardless of income, age or race, can get a free Bible anytime they want.
That's more than 60 free books that they can have.
Oh?
So it's not really a free book you want the poor children to have, is it?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Braenyard
There used to be a Chinese-Mexican buffet type restaurant hear in town. It was kind of strange. Didn’t last.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZPDpH)
Other night the kidlet and a couple of his friends were over... sitting on the back deck, cleaning their guns. Couple of neighbors stopped by, much admiration for said firearms.
Mrs chuckled and said "you'd never see that back in Fairfax "...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)
***'
What kind of fucked up names are those?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
Could be a blown tire.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
=====
He shouldn't be trusted with a golf cart either.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 31, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (Y1sOo)
It was still upright so this checks out.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Ah, a role model to inner city kids across the country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (ZPDpH)
Only on MS Now....
Huh...?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b)
*****
I watched it on FNC.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
Maybe Trump can take back that fancy medal he gave him a few years ago. Some example to youth he turned out to be.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
He does like to cheat on his partners...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge
Wasn't Elvis an honorary DEA agent of some such?
Posted by: Hunka Burnin' Love at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (oftw2)
Joe Biden
Megan Rapinoe
Tiger Woods
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nixon's the One! at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)
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TBH... there are a lot of people who've received the Congressional Medal of Freedom who probably shouldn't have.
I think it's more of a popularity contest. Sometimes a stick in the eye to the opposition. But increasingly meaningless.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (AkEZC)
Does he have a Maserati?
Does it go 185?
Posted by: Joe Walsh at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)
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A significant portion of Republican voters only vote Republican for lower taxes.
On all other issues, they prefer the Democrat policy.
And will vote for the Democrat.
Remember: That Republican Party that has been trying to stop Trump since 2015 does have a base of support.
Driving them out of the Party is as much a project as driving their representatives out.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (HXT0k)
Denial of reality is such an art...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (Sco7b)
Only on MS Now....
Huh...?
Posted by: Stateless
Original content costs money and they ain't making any.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL)
You were not supposed to notice. Also said kids were enroute to electric car race...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Joe@Rehoboth Beach at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)
You were not supposed to notice. Also said kids were enroute to electric car race...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)
At least they were going to race a car they built from the ground up.
That being said, FormulaE is some of the dumbest shit out there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC
Maybe they cut away when I turned. It lasted only another 2 minutes or so. Thanks for letting me know.
That was weird.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM
++++
Tastes like collie.
Posted by: B.O. at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)
They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/rRFmjZfGj5U
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 08:48 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (AkEZC)
*****
The next Democrat president will make sure that they aren't.
You know they will be replacing the American flags that Trump installed at the WH with the trans flag on this day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)
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TFG amirite?
Commits ten times the crimes I did, and nothing.
*makes jerkoff gesture*
Posted by: Nixon's the One! at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)
I don't think it matters what nationality they claim when the food is as bad as theirs. Once was enough. 30 dollars for food for two and most of it went into the trash.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Hard to think what is passing for electoral tactics with the GOPe. Except failure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
The effect is on display here in Texas - you would think Cornyn would be in the fight of his life, but he isn’t even campaigning, he expects to be enthroned in his runoff and doesn’t think he needs to bother talking to anyone in the State he pretends to represent.
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 08:53 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
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QUIET you babbling bucket of bolts!
/sashay
Posted by: Dr. Smith at March 31, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)
I can see the problem, its you dude. Have you labeled Picasso's Guernica as divisive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (2GVsD)
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)
There was an article I saw not long ago that Trump was close to endorsing Paxton. Has that officially happened yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)
*****
In my area Cornyn is running nonstop negative ads.
I haven't seen any ads from Paxton.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (Y8DZL)
I've used it as a dipping sauce a couple times.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)
Beef and Broccoli
Mushroom Chicken
Fried Rice and Noodles are ok but high calorie
Odds are not good on anything else
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 08:56 AM (DgMqy)
Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (Y8DZL)
Thankfully, this is NOT the case.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Auspex
Flashback to high school. Camping at the lake. Some yahoo burned logs with it on them.
Yes. You can get it from burning it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (9E5Ho)
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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DC is spending a $Million Dollars a day promoting Cornyn, Don't count your chickens.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (ZwdAr)
Yes. You can get it from burning it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (9E5Ho)
Yeah, you can........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
I’ve seen concern that if Paxton wins, there won’t be anything stopping the governor from implementing de facto sharia law in Texas. But we’ll see.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)
This is why I like what Chip Roy has been saying. He's taking the islhamic invasion seriously, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
Urushiol is evil! Ever wonder why cashews are never sold in the shell? It's because leaves and nutshells of cashews contain urushiol, it's in the nuts, too, but roasting or boiling them neutralizes the poison.
Posted by: Itchin' To Share at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (oftw2)
It doesn't mean the bullet "did NOT match" the rifle like the headline says.The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 08:59 AM (pDt9x)
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)
"Did you see what he was wearing? He was ASKING for it!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (HXT0k)
It's not about the children at all, it's about having the taxpayer fork over a fuckton of money to a carefully selected publisher to pass on some of the money to carefully selected authors.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
There was a plot by Thune to try to get Trump to endorse Cornyn; Trump made a couple unfortunate posts about the idea, but quickly got the message from his Texas supporters that everybody here just wanted him to stay out of it - which fortunately he did. Runoff is on May 26.
Most recent statewide polls show Wesley Hunt voters mostly switching to Paxton, and Cornyn still stuck at the same 41% he got the first time. (Only those who voted in the first round are allowed to vote in the second)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ZPDpH)
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Headline is oversold. Initial test was inconclusive since the bullet fragmented. Defense is trying to prevent other tests that may be more definitive on a fragmented bullet. Candace Owens hardest hit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)
"Can you identify my client when he isn't in a fur suit?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)
Basque, apparently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
I’ve seen concern that if Paxton wins, there won’t be anything stopping the governor from implementing de facto sharia law in Texas. But we’ll see.
Posted by: Ian S.
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One has nothing to do with the other. Either way, after the election Paxton will not be Attorney General.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)
Basque, apparently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
Looked more Incan
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (BCuCF)
So will Qatari Carlson.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (2GVsD)
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Meh. Its a lot of batter on very little protein. The sauces are what sells it.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:03 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:03 AM (ZwdAr)
No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM
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Gump. Forrest Gump.
Posted by: DIrectly in the buttocks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Technically, he is the Secretary of Defense. They didn't change the name of the DoD, they just added War as an officially accepted alternative.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)
NEW: Don Lemon says he might run for president, but complains that the rules are different for him because he’s black.
“I could be President. The rules are different for women and black people. White men get away with it.”
He just says anything
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal
Dateline: St. Louis November 1973 Snow covered ground.
Guess who gets taken to the doctor wrapped in a bedsheet because they caught it at a Boy Scout campout?
This guy.
☝🏻☝🏻
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (9E5Ho)
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Was she ever sued over those claims against Marcon's wife? I thought the threats of legal action caused her to cool her jets on that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)
MSNow - Hegseth - Trump doing heavy lifting for free world.
CNN....Hegseth - Regime change has occured in Iran
FoxNews - General Caine - 11,000 targets in Iran in 30 days. Trump - get your own oil. Good for him. Australia 'Mad Max' I hope it's televised.
CBC - Secretary of War - impressive for the CBC - demands more countries help in Strait.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal
Another reason to stay away from the Keys. Add everyone driving drunk and the collection of fruits and nuts.
Posted by: Henry Flagler at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (oftw2)
“I could be President. The rules are different for women and black people. White men get away with it.”
He just says anything
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)
Ni**a please.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)
"attackers were:
Muhammed Koc
Omar Alshmari
Abraham Choudhry
Emirhan Arslan
Ali Alkhaleel
Adeel Piracha"
Iraq? Iran? Egypt? Syria? Germany? France?
Pittsburgh. Steel City.
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
The small details left out is that the person is
Jimmy Atkins.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)
Sir, that’s just retarded.
Btw, Chip Roy was big in favor of Paxton’s impeachment, which was a Bush Machine farce just like Trump’s impeachment trials. So I don’t trust Chip Roy on anything, he’s a machine politician playing the part of a conservative, but only so long as it’s convenient.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: tubal
Another reason to stay away from the Keys. Add everyone driving drunk and the collection of fruits and nuts.
Posted by: Henry Flagler
Let's not be too hasty.
Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (9E5Ho)
The small details left out is that the person is
Are they actually still pushing that ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
So is Tuberville. And Rep. Fine from Florida.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)
Yeah, I'm aware.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
The small details left out is that the person is
Jimmy Atkins.
Posted by: r hennigantx
Jimmy Atkins? The kid who played Howdy Doody?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Dv3i1)
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There's a shit ton of "stuff" women and blacks "get away with" Don. You're equal parts both. Quit bitching.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (kamC
Politco and The Deadly Beast
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)
***********
That's probably why cashews! make me sneeze...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)
You didn't hear about the black hole he found?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Two bowls (Smallest size available) with small drinks.
Over $23.00.
That's the last visit for a while.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (iMotb)
I cannot spare the man. He fights.
Spain can fuck off.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qFwJc)
***********
That's probably why cashews! make me sneeze...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qgHp7)
Pretty sly, there, muldoon.
Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Chip Roy is for Chip Roy. Chip Roy is a pos.
• Calls for Paxton resignation • 2020 election aftermath: Roy resisted fraud claims,
• warned against a “conspiracy frenzy,” and
• opposed efforts (including some GOP lawsuits) to overturn results. He later
• said Trump engaged in “clearly impeachable conduct” over Jan. 6,
• Backed DeSantis in 2024: Roy supported Ron DeSantis in the 2024 Republican primary instead of Trump, increasing tensions.
• Opposition to Trump-backed legislation: Roy [created all kinds of issues on spending bills, etc. Posing for the cameras if you will.]
• voted against a Trump-endorsed spending/debt-ceiling bill and publicly criticized GOP leadership; Trump publicly attacked Roy on social platforms and urged a primary challenge.
• Public floor rebukes of GOP leadership:
• Roy’s high-profile floor speeches and refusals to back Trump priorities (citing fiscal and constitutional concerns) drew Trump’s ire and led Trump to label him a “RINO” and call him disloyal.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (ZwdAr)
That's all they've got.
Well, that and exclaiming "Trump is a poopyhead"
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (ZwdAr)
Fine. I'm convinced.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ZPDpH)
That is incorrect. You can vote in the Republican runoff if you did not vote in the Democrat primary. You don't have to have voted in the Republican primary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (kamC
It did but search said that it's a semi-common modern version of Xavier.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)
Bottom line
Panda Express is cheaper than most fast‑casual chains (Chipotle, Pei Wei)
Comparable or slightly more expensive than local Chinese takeout, but faster and more standardized
Best value if you prioritize speed, predictable pricing, and big portions
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Don't make her mad....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (kamC8)
@KanekoaTheGreat
What a misleading headline from The Daily Mail.
The ATF ran a tool mark analysis on a bullet jacket fragment recovered from Charlie's autopsy.
The result was "inconclusive" — not "no match."
The jacket was too fragmented to compare, which also partially explains the lack of an exit wound.
The bullet shattered on impact.
"Inconclusive" means insufficient evidence to draw any conclusion.
It doesn't mean the bullet "did NOT match" the rifle like the headline says.
The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
That's the nuance of the real story.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)
Yeah, I'm aware.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
******
The problem with Chip is his been an ideologue and a thorn in Trump's side.
I like what he says sometimes, but I am not sure if I trust him.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
Had an idea after reading that one of the MN Somalis fraudsters got a sentence of 1 year and 1 day sentence after stealing $250 million: Chain Deportation.
If one person can be a "chain" to bring in all of then their family, then it can work in the reverse. By all means, prosecute and incarcerate the criminal immigrant. However, all relatives must go home. Yeah, even the kids, don't care where they were born.
Who's with me!?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Don't make her mad....
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So how is the Spanish Armada these days?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: What country does that?
Sounds good to us!
Posted by: All Scandihoovians at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (oftw2)
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
That's the nuance of the real story.
Posted by: SMOD
Sounds like the defense is running scared.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)
No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)
*****
He took a bullet for Joe!
*sniff*
Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (Kt19C)
Sounds like the defense is running scared.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)
They should... It's Utah not New York...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)
We saw, in diverse occasions, see Goody Trump cavorting with Satan by moonlight. -- the Left
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)
If one person can be a "chain" to bring in all of then their family, then it can work in the reverse. By all means, prosecute and incarcerate the criminal immigrant. However, all relatives must go home. Yeah, even the kids, don't care where they were born.
Who's with me!?
Posted by: Lizzy
Me.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (9E5Ho)
... the BS is strong in this one
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)
No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)
*****
He took a bullet for Joe!
*sniff*
Posted by: Dr. Jill
His butt's been wiped!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Amtrak Senior Discount at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (Dv3i1)
And it was not used the 3 times Trump ran for President ? ..... I don't think so....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (2GVsD)
The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.
The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
That's the nuance of the real story.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
*****
TGP and The Liberty Daily took the bait and ran with it to energize the likes of Candace Owens and her followers and to taint the future jury.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)
AI is so smart -- it just told me there once was a famous woman singer who died by the name of "Jani Shoplin".
Never heard of her...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (xG4kz)
Don's a fighter. The rules of biological reproduction are against him as well but he carries on.
America needs more men like....
Well, maybe it doesn't
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:19 AM (Sco7b)
@libsoftiktok
Minneapolis City Councilor Pearll Warren goes on an insanely UNHINGED rant complaining about being black and a victim of racism:
“I wake up every day black. That’s something I have to deal with… I have to fight institutionalized racism on a day-to-day basis.”
“Empty your pockets and strip your clothes off for the cotton my ancestors picked”
“ICE is disgusting. But I’ve been ICE’ed my whole life.”
“Thank you for being woke!”
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)
I like what he says sometimes, but I am not sure if I trust him.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
It's also important to consider the office. I recall Cornyn being a decent AG. It was only after he became a Senator that he started deciding that "his duty to the communists of America" took precedence over his duty to Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
And when it came time for the “hard evidence”, every bit of it was “my girlfriends cousin told me that Paxton said all kinds of stuff to her, but no she doesn’t want to talk about it herself” and “my brother knows a contractor who said Paxton asked a buddy of his for a kickback to get the job, but no they don’t want to talk about it themselves.”
It was the most disgusting farce of school kid fake stories I’ve ever listened to. That made me understand what a threat Paxton is to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:22 AM (gtcuf)
Nobody knows the trouble I seen,
Nobody knows my sorrow....
Posted by: Pearll Warren at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)
No doubt they're all pretty sure he's guilty.
Maybe they're trying to get him off, maybe they're just trying to limit the opportunities for appeal. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, or lawyers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)
Heh, OK, buddy.
I remember first experiencing real New Yorkers in college, and they were so very sure "the City" was the best place on earth and could not hold back on constantly telling you why. A lot of times it was paired with some sneer about where I came from.
My policy was to agree with them enthusiastically. Yes! The City sounds truly superior in every way, and you should get back there at your earliest opportunity!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)
Nobody knows the trouble I seen,
Nobody knows my sorrow....
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A man of constant sorrows.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (n17eQ)
.....
Emirhan Arslan
Ali Alkhaleel
Adeel Piracha"
Iraq? Iran? Egypt? Syria? Germany? France?
Pittsburgh. Steel City.
Posted by: man
Another example of right-wing violence!
-ADL
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (Dv3i1)
Our quality control must be fantastic.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (4NO2D)
Senior military commanders have submitted specific requests aimed at preparing for such an option as President Trump weighs moves in the U.S.-Israel-led conflict with Iran, the sources said.
.. this feels like a Gulf War battleship 'feint'
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)
It was the most disgusting farce of school kid fake stories I’ve ever listened to. That made me understand what a threat Paxton is to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ZPDpH)
The impeachment trial was a joke. He was banned from saying ANYTHING to the media all while Karl f*cking Rove was able to pen op ed after op ed against him.
Then, when they started the trial and the FBI was asked over and over if they had any evidence and they continually answered 'no,' you KNEW it was a farce.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Retardation Level: R-10
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf)
Jussie Smollet would be a authentic V.P. on the ticket.
Where can I embezzle some gubmnt money to get this started?
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)
It's also important to consider the office. I recall Cornyn being a decent AG. It was only after he became a Senator that he started deciding that "his duty to the communists of America" took precedence over his duty to Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
******
I haven't made up my mind yet for the runoff
I voted for Mayes Middleton in the first primary.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (n17eQ)
Hot DAMN! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
Posted by: Young Southern Gentleman #3 at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
That's like people who don't understand how millionaires keep pursing more money. "If I had 10 million, I'd be happy and retire!" That's one of the reasons many people aren't millionaires...they aren't driven towards it.
Tiger (and Magic Johnson) rack up extreme body counts because it's an internal drive normal people can't understand.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (Y1sOo)
I'm a victim of circumstance!
Posted by: Curly Howard at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)
Retardation Level: R-10
Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf
Every white guy who wants to be mercilessly spanked is going to be messaging this chick.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (Sco7b)
Your ancestors in China ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (kamC8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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He was only AG for two years. Didn't have much time to show himself.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lizzy
"You've seen one crowded polluted stinking town..."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (OPGS/)
And now Italy, too, apparently.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (Y1sOo)
Vaffanculo!
Posted by: Making the accompanying hand under chin gesture at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 09:29 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)
Thanks, I missed that wrinkle. But past results show that those who didn’t vote in the first round are very unlikely to vote in the second; and since the Democrat primary was hotly contested with a heavy (for them) turnout, there won’t be crossover voting.
It’s a fun example to watch. Cornyn has a lot of institutional support, but zero grass roots support. Paxton is hated by all the institutions, but the grass roots voters are devoted to him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: WisRich at March 31 ?2026 09:29 AM (G0vdT)
, Didn't look like Obama's grey prison
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (kamC8)
Maybe he should check in with Obama?
That shtick won't fly after Obama was elected twice.
Seriously, dude, it's 2026.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)
You might think a Lemon Smollett sounds like a delightful dessert but it would probably be burnt and taste like shit.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 09:31 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Noodster at March 31, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)
Exactly. Plenty of women out there who will line up around the block to bang a guy who's rich and famous. It's not like they were forcibly ravaging village maidens like Genghis Khan.
Posted by: Hypergamy is real and not spectacular at March 31, 2026 09:33 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)
I can say with certainty that if I was rich and famous and good looking women were throwing themselves at me, I most certainly would resist the temptation.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:33 AM (ZPDpH)
And It's TRANSGENDER INVISIBILITY DAY.
Posted by: redridinghood
Hey, what is this horseshit?
I thought that we had genocided them out of existence!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:39 AM (xG4kz)
Attorneys representing Musk recently filed a motion for recusal or reassignment, pointing to how McCormick on LinkedIn had clicked that she supported a post that celebrated a 2026 ruling against Musk in California. The post, from a jury consultant, said “sorry, Elon,” and congratulated the legal firms that represented the plaintiff in the case as “standing up for the little guy against the richest man in the world.”
The judge denied she is biased, but blamed the media attention the allegations have drawn for prompting her to reassign the cases...
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:44 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
“I think this is a bad thing for the Democratic Party that she appears to be moving closer to running,” he proclaimed. “I think that she, based on the polling, would start the race as the front-runner.”
He added, “Notice I focused on ‘start the race as the front-runner.’”
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (RHGPo)
>National Council on Teacher Retirement, 'Challenges Facing K-12 Schools in 2026 – and the Implications for Educator Pension Plans' January 21, 2026
>PA - Public School Employees' Retirement System (PSERS)
Districts must contribute a high percentage of teacher salaries (up to 34% in some projections) to the pension system, a rate increase that has created intense fiscal strain.
Pension costs, along with charter school tuition and special education, have outpaced the state funding allocated to cover them, forcing heavy reliance on local revenue.
Interesting: Connect Money, Alternative Assets
'PSERS Deploys $420M Into Energy, Infra, Real Estate'
March 30, 2026
In part, "The Pennsylvania Public School Employees’ Retirement System (PSERS) is continuing to scale its alternatives portfolio, approving $420 million in new allocations."
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Minnesota: Rising teacher and administrator pension costs in Minnesota resulted in recent legislation that has raised the employer contribution rates (rising to 9.81% by July 2025) to the Teachers Retirement Association (TRA), while also creating a 3% annual increase in state funding for
Continued -
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)
New legislation also lowers the early retirement age (with 30 years of service) from 62 to 60, and reduces the penalties for early retirement, which could increase the total number of retirees collecting benefits.
Also interesting - Minnesota Center for Fiscal Excellence, 'Minnesota Teachers Fundraise for Forensic Audit of State Pension System'
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Colorado - School districts must contribute a growing percentage of their payroll to the Colorado Public Employees' Retirement Association (PERA), rising to over 20% of salary costs. (Reportedly, teachers contribute about 8.75-10%.) As always, rising pension costs mean that while taxes may increase, a lower proportion of that revenue directly benefits students.
Colorado PERA Key Investment Information:
Asset Allocation: The portfolio is diversified across global equity, fixed income, private equity, real estate, and alternative investments. (US investments = 72.8% & Europe-developed were 2nd at 11.6%)
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Doesn't appear affordability IS an issue for the Democrats.
And that's just a very few states in the union.
Anyway -
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)
Ha!
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VDH article a must read, and the other links 👍 too.
Thank you.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 31, 2026 10:30 AM (z/ZK2)
Daily Tech News 31 March 2026
Top Story
- Bluesky announced a new AI tool named Attie to help inmates create their own social feeds. It did not go well. (Tech Crunch)
In three days Attie has accumulated 1500 followers - and been blocked by 125,000 users, which is to say all of them.
That's more blocks than even the ICE account, suggesting that while the inmates are clinically insane they are not entirely stupid.
Tech News
- Life with AI is frying human brains. (France24)
It's like managing a hundred toddlers that never sleep.
- Restoring old photos with AI is a fundamentally broken concept. (Petapixel)
It works for movies, because movies have massive amounts of redundant information - most of each frame is identical to the previous, with just some elements shifted.
With photos all you have is the photo.
- Or not even that: Sony has shut down almost its entire memory card business. (Petapixel)
Only a few models survived the mass cancellations which hit capacities from a lowly 64GB to a hefty 2TB. AI taketh away, and AI taketh away some more.
- The latest Windows 11 update isn't. (Tom's Hardware)
Microsoft has pulled the update entirely because it didn't work. At all.
- AMD's Zen 6 server CPUs have shown up in test results. (Tom's Hardware)
These are engineering samples and probably not running even close to full speed, but they are already competitive with Zen 5.
Interesting point: The high-end models have 24 or 32 cores per chip (and up to 8 chips on the CPU). That's expected for server Zen 6c models (AMD's efficiency cores), but if they're not efficiency cores that's a big surprise.
- You can get a 2TB Crucial P310 for $215 on Amazon. (WCCFTech)
Yay.
I ordered two of these on sale for around $150 each on New Year's Eve.
Amazon lost them.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: No beans.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:01 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 31, 2026 04:02 AM (xAJnx)
More likely, Amazon oversold them and lied to you about them being lost. I assume they refunded you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:04 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 04:14 AM (rJ+qD)
Got my MacBook Sky yesterday. It will take a bit to get used to it. I like it but MacOS isn't Linux Mint or Windows. It's different. The laptop itself is very nice. Lightweight, pretty fast, fairly easy to set up though I'm still doing that, and runs quiet. Safari is different. I'll figure it out. I went to The Masters website and tried to save one of the pictures there. One of the holes. It saved the whole page and I just want the image. Should be a way in Safari to just save the image. I've done it in other browsers (Edge, Google, Brave, etc).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 04:17 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 04:17 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 04:19 AM (sAmhv)
Apparently not that good. I'm seeing $231.95 USD on amazon.com, after I entered a U.S. zip code, but I'm still browsing from Canada, so who knows what their price algorithm is doing to that.
Checking amazon.ca: Supposedly 5 featured offers starting at $467.22, but it's also saying "no featured offers available" meaning they don't really have any.
The 4 TB option is $695.00 CAD.
Oh HELL no.
Also: Bite me, Micron.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:20 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 04:25 AM (iMotb)
More likely, Amazon oversold them and lied to you about them being lost. I assume they refunded you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
I did get a refund, no questions asked.
And I actually managed to pick up a couple of Team-brand drives to replace them, at a lower cost per gigabyte and TLC rather than the QLC used in this model, so I'm not too put out by it.
Those drives have doubled in price in the last month, so not a minute too soon either.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 31, 2026 04:27 AM (BLOW1)
I suspect we'll find out the AI demand for memory isn't nearly what is claimed, and that the big three were colluding on price increases. Again.
Something, something, cartel, RICO...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:31 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:32 AM (O7YUW)
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Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 04:42 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 04:59 AM (fNISR)
Yesterday afternoon Kwikset reached out to me, and we spent about 20 minutes on the phone discussing the ongoing issues with the lock.
Very nice young lady, intelligent and knowledgeable about the ins and outs of the lock, both mechanically and smart feature sides.
After going over all the what-nots and stuff, she unasked told me that first they were sending me a complete new unit.
Upon receipt and install, if the issues persist, the whole thing jumps to the next level of tech support to see if there are additional factors causing the problem.
So.....things are happening.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:04 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:04 AM (iMotb)
And in the meantime, you've been ... lockless?
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:11 AM (fNISR)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 05:12 AM (tljrc)
from the article:
Bluesky ... userbase — now sitting at 43 million accounts
Q: How many bots?
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:14 AM (fNISR)
Or just install a different browser; almost all of them can be installed on a Mac.
Safari, IMO, isn't worth the effort to work around. I run Chrome on my work Mac.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 31, 2026 05:16 AM (HJSO3)
No, no.
Basic issue is unusually short battery life.
But the unit has full physical key operability as well.
And all our key fobs have a physical key on them as well.
So we are never without an operable lock.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:18 AM (iMotb)
"Bluesky’s new AI tool Attie is already the most blocked account other than J. D. Vance"
The author of the article appears to be hyperventilating throughout.
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:19 AM (fNISR)
No, no.
Basic issue is unusually short battery life.
But the unit has full physical key operability as well.
And all our key fobs have a physical key on them as well.
So we are never without an operable lock.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:18 AM (iMotb)
yay
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:19 AM (fNISR)
The MacOS weasels haven't quite figured out how to display windows across multiple monitors in a sane fashion. If you don't have multiple monitors, you won't care about this.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 31, 2026 05:22 AM (HJSO3)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:24 AM (sAmhv)
>>Got my MacBook Sky yesterday.
Command + space bar is your friend and should become the main way you open apps or try to find things.
Command + tab will bring up all open apps and let you cycle through them. Command + q closes them.
Install home brew, it's a Mac terminal package manager that will allow you to install software via the terminal.
Install kitty or ghosty, these are terminals and are superior to the built in Mac terminal.
Install Chrome or Brave web browsers, install vim extension in either of them. This will allow you to navigate the web browser with keyboard commands.
I would recommend installing aerospace.
At the end of the day, you should be able to drive your Mac via the keyboard and using the mouse as little as possible.
This will make using your computer so much more productively .
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2026 05:28 AM (XV/Pl)
The MacOS weasels haven't quite figured out how to display windows across multiple monitors in a sane fashion. If you don't have multiple monitors, you won't care about this.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 31, 2026 05:22 AM (HJSO3)
weasels?
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 05:29 AM (fNISR)
Thing is, I'd long ago turned off WebAssembly in my browser (FireFox) in order to protect myself from buffer overflow attacks that could break out of WebAssembly's sandbox.
End result: I'm not reading three comics at GoComics anymore as of this morning. Oh well.
I did dash off a note to them explaining things, and that I didn't expect them to revert their changes just due to me, but I at least wanted to let them know that not everyone out there is willing to let WebAssembly run, and why.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 05:33 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 31, 2026 05:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 31, 2026 05:36 AM (bQ4nt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 05:36 AM (iMotb)
Going to bed soon. Even on my days off, I stay up all night.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:36 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 05:36 AM (Ia/+0)
Went to the gym yesterday. I attempted half an hour on the exercise bike only to have my body get to the ten minute mark and say "We're done."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 05:39 AM (OPGS/)
G&R, I saw that myself this morning and it was only for one comic. Once I hit refresh, the problem went away but I'll keep an eye on things.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 05:41 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 05:42 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 05:43 AM (sAmhv)
It's not going away for me on refresh, but I completely neutered WebAssembly in FireFox's about:config screen.
Now if Firefox had a per-site whitelist where I would allow web-assembly to run, then maybe I'd change my stance. Maybe.
I still don't like the idea of running binary blob's of executable code handed to me by a website. Seems like a good way to get Ransomware attacked at some point by the forces of darkness.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 05:44 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: fluffy at March 31, 2026 05:45 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Good point. I'll have to see if I can find that in Brave's settings.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 05:46 AM (OPGS/)
Got all my chores done yesterday, including a virtual meeting with a home loan lender in Kansas. I am pre-approved for more money than I would ever borrow. Tires for the Buick are slated for Wed. And in a second hard look at my state tax forms, I realized I was not deducting my SS and some other things. I'll sit down with the project today. Maybe I owe a lot less than I thought.
Rain is forecast off and on this week, so I need to go work out this morning. How about you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Well, I finally heard from my tax dude and I'm waiting for the parts that need my signature. Not very happy with waiting this long for things to be finished since I submitted my paperwork late February.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 05:53 AM (OPGS/)
G'morning! Here's hoping you don't take a massive hit on the taxes when the calculations are revisited.
We're getting tons of rain today, it'll be a wet wet drive in the school bus. Thankfully I remembered to put up ALL the windows at the end of the drive yesterday when it was so sunny and beautiful outside. (Doesn't mean I won't find leaks happening into the driver's section, they don't build these things well in terms of waterproofing, apparently.)
Now, what news of the furry thugs?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 05:53 AM (O7YUW)
We're getting tons of rain today, it'll be a wet wet drive in the school bus. Thankfully I remembered to put up ALL the windows at the end of the drive yesterday when it was so sunny and beautiful outside. (Doesn't mean I won't find leaks happening into the driver's section, they don't build these things well in terms of waterproofing, apparently.)
Now, what news of the furry thugs?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026
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Morning to you, G & R,
I've never driven a school bus except in my imagination. In a mystery novel I plan to self-publish, the narrator, a 27-year-old woman who knows how to drive a stick, is forced to drive a school bus in the snow along a twisting mountain road as darkness falls, to save her boss's life. I just tried to imagine the noise and vibration, the feel of the bus's long body, etc. My pre-readers have told me it was exciting, which was what I was hoping for!
Furballs are well -- and hungry! Dagny is right here with me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 06:06 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 06:08 AM (Ia/+0)
Watching the Bill O'Reilly documentary on San Francisco. Right now Willie Brown is explaining how "generous" San Francisco is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:08 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2026 06:13 AM (DwICI)
Glad the furry thugs are well, and of course they're hungry! ;-)
As to the School Bus driving: One of the biggest problems when driving a bus is the fact that when making a left turn, you have to turn WIDE so you don't impinge on the opposite lane for the pair of lanes you're turning into (ie, don't go over the other guy's stop line.) And yet, that's a lot easier than making a right.
Right turns are a pain in the ass in a school bus, mostly because the bus hangs out an additional distance behind the back wheels, and those wheels are the pivot point in a turn.
You must drive straight out into the intersection until the edge of the curb is just past the middle of your service door, and then begin your turn. If you do it right, and while watching your lower mirror on the right, your back right wheels will JUST miss the curb and not go up over it.
You're also trying to balance your front left of the bus not touching the car at his stop line in front of you to the left, as well as making sure your back left of your bus doesn't swing out and hit a car as you turn.
Oh, and did I mention making sure bicyclists aren't coming up on your right side while turning right?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:15 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 06:16 AM (OPGS/)
By Itzel Luna,
Los Angeles Times
March 30, 2026
The San Francisco Bay Area's Gear Isle recalled the products after they were found to contain undeclared prescription drug ingredients used to treat erectile dysfunction, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced last week. The products, sold online across the U.S., were found to have sildenafil and tadalafil. The ingredients could cause a "life-threatening" drop in blood pressure when mixed with nitrates found in prescription drugs, according to the FDA.
The two recalled products are Gold Lion Aphrodisiac Chocolate Male Enhancement Sachet and ilum Sex Chocolate Male Sexual Enhancement Booster. The FDA initially issued a warning in February advising consumers not to purchase the second item after confirming the product contained tadalafil.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:16 AM (RIvkX)
So yeah, you're trying to keep track of all of that in about three seconds. If that helps your future writings if it involves a school bus, fantastic. That's why I wrote all of that to you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:17 AM (O7YUW)
We are coding here beside ourselves! {/awful Indian accent}
Posted by: "Bob" in tech support at March 31, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: "Bob" in tech support
ugh. Did I mention the AI support that reaches out to you with support issues? Between all that and the fact they allow the captions to be modified so "modern audiences" don't get their feelings hurt, I'm struggling to understand why we keep supporting them.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 06:23 AM (OPGS/)
SF DEI Boss Appointed To Redistribute Wealth to Black Community, Redistributed Wealth to Her Boyfriend
Led SF's response to the drug overdose death of George Floyd
March 31, 2026 by Daniel Greenfield
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:23 AM (RIvkX)
Maddening. Absolutely maddening.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:23 AM (O7YUW)
For some reason viagra works as an off schedule drug for lowering blood pressure, yet its function is to cause a spike in blood pressure (of a sort).
Rebound reaction?
Posted by: fluffy at March 31, 2026 06:25 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026
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My heroine/narrator does make two left turns, so I might look at that scene and see if I need to mention something about turning wide. Thanks!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 06:27 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Oh, and in a double-left turn lane, the bus and other large/long vehicles ALWAYS take the right-most of the left-turn lanes. (Otherwise the swing of the back end would hit a vehicle in that right-most left-hand turn lane during the turn and we don't want that.) Little vehicles take the inner/left-most turn lane.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:34 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:34 AM (O7YUW)
Good description. Mirrors are your friend. Head is moving back and forth. Once you have physical reference points for sound turns, you are less stressed. Each bus turns a bit different.
Any school bus driver is only as good as their next turn. Too much focus is bad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
I have said before, I think Chinese buyers of rhino horn and similar should all switch en masse to fake rhino with real erectile dysfunction drugs. Their culture has shown a complete absence of compunction against fraud, and that would save both the rhinos and the erections. As long as none of their customers tested for rhino DNA (and why would they), it would be a win/win!
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 06:46 AM (Sy6m/)
I like this plan. Think of all the valuable wild-life saved.
Elderly men with viagra do not constitute wild-life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 06:52 AM (u82oZ)
A few years ago, a friend sent me an article about a man who had actually created fake rhino horn and wanted to flood the market with it. An animal rights activist complained about it because it was wrong to encourage the trade.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 06:53 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 06:55 AM (RIvkX)
Spot on. Information overload is an absolute bitch. I experienced that many times during my first few weeks/months of driving.
"Safe travels and happy kids."
Thank you, and from your mouth to God's ear. Driving in rain today. *looks at clock* Time to skedaddle.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 06:56 AM (O7YUW)
Oh yes. The AYDS Diet Plan. At least both helped with weight loss.
I'll show myself out.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 06:57 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 31, 2026 06:59 AM (S+2Xo)
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 06:59 AM (Sy6m/)
I think it's the same mindset when women are encouraged to learn how to shoot for self defense and some woman replies "TEACH BOYS TO NOT RAPE!" as if that was the better solution.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:03 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Dark L at March 31, 2026 07:05 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Maybe later at March 31, 2026 07:07 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Dark L at March 31, 2026 07:05 AM (KAi1n)
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What about human horn?
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei VIII at March 31, 2026 07:07 AM (ESVrU)
@USAmbUN
Good riddance!
The fact that he doesn’t mention — much less show any contrition for — UNRWA‘s involvement in October 7, nor their infiltration by Hamas, is a perfect example of how UN officials dodge accountability through moral grandstanding.
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Philippe Lazzarini
@UNLazzarini
Mar 22
In my final op-ed as I end my tenure as Commissioner-General, I warn about relentless efforts to destroy UNRWA, amid growing disregard for international law.
4:20 AM · Mar 30, 2026
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So long to a real piece of sh*t.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:08 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 31, 2026 07:09 AM (DDJSl)
Maybe you should call the international police. Oh wait...that's the United States.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:10 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Dark L at March 31, 2026 07:11 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 07:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:16 AM (YE+xR)
Oh, and in a double-left turn lane, the bus and other large/long vehicles ALWAYS take the right-most of the left-turn lanes. (Otherwise the swing of the back end would hit a vehicle in that right-most left-hand turn lane during the turn and we don't want that.) Little vehicles take the inner/left-most turn lane.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026
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Since she is not driving in traffic, or at least turning in it, your rules may not apply to the scene. She does make a turn from a county highway onto a US route that fortunately does not have much traffic, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Chinese wives from the future at March 31, 2026 07:21 AM (eOFY+)
Marxists *hate* AI. Like, rabidly, at The Verge levels of crazy.
They think it will eliminate all of the jobs where they're currently creating ugly fat women for video games and the like. And they aren't wrong.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (sabhw)
Microsoft has pulled the update entirely because it didn't work. At all.
Anyone else remember the days when you could buy software - like an OS - and you installed it... then you forgot about it unless you had to reinstall (like a new computer)? There were no updates for security they failed to build in? When they actually tested stuff before it went out the door? When you owned the software?
Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (AtYqS)
Not always though, smaller companies behind single products could be very communicative with regards to bugs, and that was an absolute joy to deal with.
Anyway, back to the large OS's: When the next version came out, it was assumed enough people would buy it and some would upgrade, that vulnerabilities that were addressed quietly between the versions would be enough.
Viruses tended to spread on boot sectors of diskettes at that time as well, which meant the speed of the infection was a LOT slower and not necessarily successful for the virus. Sure, some spread on BBS's (Bulletin Board Systems) but that was rare.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 10:00 AM (O7YUW)
When I asked "GPT-5 mini," (via DuckDuckGo,) what the Real increase in U.S. Treasury Debt was from Jan. 21, 2024 until Mar. 24, 2026 in Y2K$, it hallucinated that the debt had shrunk by $175 billion. When I asked for Feb-2026$, (which are smaller ... because there are MOAR of them,) "GPT-5 mini's" hallucination shrank to $80.5 billion. When I challenged the results, the excuse for the obvious mistakes included "rounding errors."
.
According to a simple Google spreadsheet I put together using the same inputs as ShatGPT, I saw that real debt increased for both the Y2K$ case and the Feb-2026$ case.
.
At this point, I would trust a high school retard to do a better job than AI.
Posted by: Marooned at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (kt8QE)
When I asked "GPT-5 mini," (via DuckDuckGo,) what the Real increase in U.S. Treasury Debt was from Jan. 21, 2024 until Mar. 24, 2026 in Y2K$, it hallucinated that the debt had shrunk by $175 billion. When I asked for Feb-2026$, (which are smaller ... because there are MOAR of them,) "GPT-5 mini's" hallucination shrank to $80.5 billion. When I challenged the results, the excuse for the obvious mistakes included "rounding errors."
.
According to a simple Google spreadsheet I put together using the same inputs as ShatGPT, I saw that real debt increased for both the Y2K$ case and the Feb-2026$ case.
.
At this point, I would trust a high school retard to do a better job than AI.
Posted by: Marooned at March 31, 2026 10:14 AM (kt8QE)
math!
Posted by: m at March 31, 2026 11:03 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Dog Day Afternoon Programmers Collective at March 31, 2026 06:33 PM (bt3Im)
Monday Over Night Open Thread (3/30/26)
["Cold Water" 24"x 12" acrylic. Mis. Hum. 12/25]
Quote I "We believe our policies are consistent with the law and reflect our commitment to fairness, opportunity, and building the strongest possible teams," NFL executive vice president Jeff MillerI normally don't comment on the Quotes of The Day. Between this Miller guy and his gutless, spineless, testicle free boss Roger Goodell I can't stand the NFL and it can't go broke fast enough. I grew up close to Green Bay and have always been a Packers fan. But since 2020 I've given up on the league. The kneelers, the "Hands up" bullshit, politics entered the game. So I now spend my Sunday afternoons doing anything but watching football.
Quote II “Neither the bases are authorized, nor, of course, is the use of Spanish airspace authorized for any actions related to the war in Iran,” Spain's Defense Minister Margarita Robles
With allies like this who needs friends? What our open borders types never want to discuss out loud is: What happens when Europe becomes a Caliphate and possesses nuclear weapons. Looking at another gutless, spineless, testicle free boi named
Quote III ‘I was so small, I was just a walking boob throughout the whole of school. I definitely looked super awkward because I had nothing on me apart from boobs.’ Summer Robert
apitalism in space As part of the reshaping of NASA being pushed by NASA administrator Jared Isaacman, the agency today announced major changes to its future programs in low Earth orbit, on the Moon, and in exploring Mars. Video of these changes can be viewed here and here. The Moon NASA will now focus all work in its lunar program on getting to the surface of the Moon. Lunar Gateway is “paused,” though the language of NASA’s press release suggests more strongly that it is dead, with the agency already trying to figure out ways to “repurpose” its already built components. NASA will instead ask for proposals from private industry and its international Artemis partners to ramp up as soon as possible a phased program to establish the infrastructure on the Moon needed for the lunar base. This new focus begins with “up to 30 robotic landings in three years, starting in 2027,” and at least two manned landings per year beginning in 2028. The graph below, presented during today’s announcement, shows the basic plan for the next few Artemis missions, which will act as the manned foundation for this entire surface-focused program. The overall program will build out the lunar base in three phases, first to test some basic infrastructure using these smaller lunar landers, second to begin establishing the base’s foundational components with intermittent manned missions, and third to begin long-term human occupancy.
It seems like this poor girl can't get an even break from the scolds and cuck bois.
In a town where most celebrities can’t be bothered to acknowledge the military unless it’s a Veterans Day photo op with a sepia filter, one Hollywood star just did something that shouldn’t be remarkable — but absolutely is. Sydney Sweeney, the actress best known for stealing scenes in Euphoria and The White Lotus, took to her Instagram Stories to share a photo of her brother and deliver a message so simple it apparently short-circuited half the internet. “Receiving calls from my bro always make me happy when he’s deployed,” Sweeney wrote. And then she committed the unforgivable sin of being publicly grateful to the United States Armed Forces. “Thinking of all our boys and girls overseas and sending my love! Thank you for your service
Hmmm....... I wonder how much booze and/or meth was involved? Genius Award Winners!
2 hospitalized after altercation involving ax, gun, state police say
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rex B at March 30, 2026 10:00 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Rex B at March 30, 2026 10:01 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 30, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - temporarily permanent at March 30, 2026 10:02 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 30, 2026 10:02 PM (y171U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 30, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)
50/50 on whether the "moon shot" ends up with 4 dead astronauts.
70/40 it never launches.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 10:03 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:04 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 30, 2026 10:04 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Rex B at March 30, 2026 10:04 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 10:06 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 10:06 PM (LHPAg)
This is the real reason the Islamists are colonizing Europe.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/)
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Better set up stakes before Musk does. He's going to own it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:07 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2GVsD)
His voice is like a soothing balm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Have to excuse myself....need to go get take-out Mex food and then watch Gutfeld!...third in line behind Varney and Kudlow in the esteem hierarchy.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QGaXH)
Nothing. These systems require a good deal of maintenance, and they aren't doing that
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (XuXeR)
Burrows framed the idea as a conversation about representation and economic alignment, particularly in the oil- and gas-producing Permian Basin region that stretches across southeastern New Mexico and West Texas.
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (O7XEN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)
Wipes hands together: That won't go anywhere!
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 30, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (48JDT)
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Apparently they really want us out of NATO, too.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (CkDaS)
Have we found a girl with boobs too big for Bulg?
While I feel sorry for her for her condition, she's monetized the heck out of it.
And when they're each 3x the size of your head, that's too big to be attractive. Didn't SDB (RIP) have a rule that 1x was the theoretical max for hotness?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Nicely painted, sir.
And since nobody's said it:
"Deep, Too."
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)
My trees are usually ambivalent
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 30, 2026 10:11 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 10:12 PM (syAfa)
Nah. He just wants exits numbering in the 1,000s...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (XuXeR)
And a hat tip to the Metro UK, who understands that with no pics, it didn't happen.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (3ZUWJ)
Very nice Mis Hum. Love the colors.
Posted by: Joemarine
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Nice painting, MisHum. How many bodies did you bury in it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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A MisHum painting! Yay!
Posted by: Piper
Agreed, very nice painting. I bet he's been dreaming of trout fishing that spot so much he had to paint it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (XuXeR)
Nothing. These systems require a good deal of maintenance, and they aren't doing that
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:08 PM (XuXeR)
That will be one of the tasks of their European slaves.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2026 10:14 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:14 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (2GVsD)
Nothing. It would be like like watching anybody debate Biden on anything. The 'tard would smugly walk away convinced he kicked your ass and half the people would agree.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (/lPRQ)
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Apparently they really want us out of NATO, too.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (vSvIl)
Buh-bye, baaabeeee.
We need Spain like we need a hole in the head.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (DwqWV)
And that upper four sring tuning of DGCF means you can use the same shapes played on the bajo on those strings, play them in the lower (in pitch) strings on the guitar and get similarly-voiced chords on a six string acoustic tuned EAGBDE.
Sorry to geeking-out on that, Bers, but it is fun.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 30, 2026 10:15 PM (cxFcK)
I'm a fan of space exploration, but NASA is borked.
50/50 on whether the "moon shot" ends up with 4 dead astronauts.
70/40 it never launches.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm 80/20 it never launches, and 100/0 it kills the crew if it does.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (QVmho)
Gee, how much would you pay to see Arnold Schwarzenegger fight Pee Wee Herman?
Sure, it would be entertaining, but could you ever really get your money's worth?
Posted by: mindful webworker - fright promoter at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (jrd4M)
Great artwork up top. You have a definite style, my friend.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (vrNzf)
Everyone has to say their pronouns before speaking, they have pink cards for women and blacks to speak ahead of white men, then the blacks complain that white men got ahead of them. They are still eating masks. It’s a freak show.
This is an actual major party in Canada and they win seats. It’s both scary and hilarious simultaneously.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (uDDWT)
No Queens!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)
The "split the bullet" trick.
Very dangerous.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks this is the Art Thread at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (2GVsD)
We need Spain like we need a hole in the head.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Trump should buzz the Palace with AF-1.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (48JDT)
The headline.
A new investigation has reportedly backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13.
The story.
Certain corroboration was found about her allegations regarding a different incident involving a different guy not involving Trump at all.
https://is.gd/cR7oy3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:18 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2026 10:18 PM (QI5FY)
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 10:19 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mindful webworker - fright promoter at March 30, 2026 10:16 PM (jrd4M)
I don't know, I got a kick outta Bambi vs. Godzilla back in the day.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 10:19 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: The Italian Job Gang at March 30, 2026 10:19 PM (DsA2n)
What happens when Pakistan possesses nuclear weapons?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks this is the Art Thread at March 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Wt5PA)
Is this about the painting, or are you speaking of the Bidens?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 10:20 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:21 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: clarence at March 30, 2026 10:22 PM (bbCED)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Up With People at March 30, 2026 10:22 PM (oftw2)
50/50 on whether the "moon shot" ends up with 4 dead astronauts.
70/40 it never launches.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm 80/20 it never launches, and 100/0 it kills the crew if it does.
Posted by: BifBewalski
Sacrifices must be made for the advancement of science.
Or whatever they say after major fvckups that everybody else saw coming.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:24 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
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The suspect was known to law enforcement.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
A new investigation has reportedly backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13.
The story.
Certain corroboration was found about her allegations regarding a different incident involving a different guy not involving Trump at all.
https://is.gd/cR7oy3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Be more credible if it included beach friends and having to install a second front door.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 10:26 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 10:27 PM (WXiAd)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
@GiorgiaMeloni
Mar 29
The Security Decree works.
The preventive detention ordered for 91 individuals from the anarchist movement, deemed dangerous and who arrived in Rome for a demonstration unauthorized by the Police Headquarters in memory of the two anarchists who died on March 19 in the explosion of a bomb they were making, confirms the necessity of this provision.
It does not serve to limit the freedom to demonstrate, as certain leftists claimed.
It serves, on the contrary, to ensure that demonstrations take place in a peaceful and non-violent manner, as provided for in the Constitution, and to protect those who want to exercise that right in a civilized manner, without violence and without devastation.
It is in this direction that the Government will continue to move: more tools to ensure safety for all and more protections for those who want to demonstrate peacefully.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:28 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 10:30 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 30, 2026 10:30 PM (SRRAx)
That's a badge for them. Roust them all into uncomfortable lodgings.
That's step #1.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:30 PM (48JDT)
Thank you.
"So I now spend my Sunday afternoons doing anything but watching football."
I used to be a Lions fan. So even when I was watching their games, I wasn't watching football. On the plus side, they were usually out of contention by week 8 so I could stop.
There was a GREAT Green Bay Packers fan site I went to. I was friendly, polite, send them Detroit links when the teams would play. Damn, those were great people.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (Sco7b)
Have we found a girl with boobs too big for Bulg?
While I feel sorry for her for her condition, she's monetized the heck out of it.
And when they're each 3x the size of your head, that's too big to be attractive. Didn't SDB (RIP) have a rule that 1x was the theoretical max for hotness?
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
That suspiciously sounds like a confluence of geometry, physics, and math.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (wVcYX)
"German Chancellor Merz intends to return 80% of Syrian refugees to their homeland
According to him, within three years, 80% of the roughly 1 million Syrian refugees in Germany should return to their homeland.
The situation in Syria has significantly improved a year after the end of the civil war, so the need for protection for Syrian refugees must be reassessed, the German chancellor said"
the not so good : "However, he promised that Syrians who have successfully integrated into German society will be allowed to remain in Germany"
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 10:33 PM (LmPA0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
I was actually thinking something like this, but couldn't figure out exactly how to articulate it. As they say, ^this.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't bring a howitzer to a pillow fight at March 30, 2026 10:34 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (GD0B3)
The sales of lederhosen and dirndls will take off! Prosit!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (wVcYX)
That sounds like a more dangerous version of the Rock Paper Scissors game.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Polymarket
@Polymarket
2h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.
Mar 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 10:36 PM (sAmhv)
"Delicious," I say. "How do you do it? What's your secret?"
She replies, "Find a recipe and then don't follow it."
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's mm-mm good at March 30, 2026 10:37 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 10:37 PM (sAmhv)
Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 10:37 PM (nz1sK)
I don't think the UK is going to provide Islamic nuclear bombs.The US provides the UK with their bombs, for quite some time now, and has ways to take possession of them if necessary. The UK basically is leasing them. Correct me if I'm wrong.
France, I don't know. They're French. Sort of.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 10:37 PM (azNOR)
Also she was a Branch Covidian that killed a bunch of people in elderly housing.
So...appropriate for a socialist Euro-apparatchik I suppose
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 10:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
"@DailyMail 3h
Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims"
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2026 10:40 PM (vbXSk)
Well...we had an election and the guy you don't like won it.
So either you are marching to support the orderly transition to Trump, or I guess arguing the 2024 election was stolen.
Any other reason would make their sign flat out stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Ah, true. (And a classic film!)
And the fight would last about as long.
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's mm-mm good at March 30, 2026 10:43 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)
Berserker rule- when a chick's boobs looks like Rosie's fat ass they have gone over the line.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (snZF9)
Jennifer Seidel Newsom calls herself California’s “first partner.”
In 2023, the Newsoms took their four kids on a little trip. They didn’t visit a theme park, a national park, or a beach. No, the “first partner” took the kids on a trip to “red states” so that they could see how backward and racist conservatives are.
https://t.ly/IXOr5
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (Sco7b)
_-_
And Anna Nicole married for love...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 10:32 PM (GD0B3)
So if you kill Jews you’re integrated into German society and get to stay?
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 10:45 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 10:46 PM (ZxPkt)
Local news, which some in my family collect or email to me, was that one tragedy was over a pork chop. Apparently the last one on earth. Another tragic murder over ice after a hurricane.
I love that guy messing with the No Kangs nitwits. That should be a sign: No Kangs! No Kongs!
UP YOURS!
So retarded I can't deal with it all.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)
https://t.ly/IXOr5
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
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They needed material for college entrance essays.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2026 10:46 PM (/2KcO)
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 10:51 PM (NFX2v)
_-_
Bring 'em on over. We'll teach 'em to shoot.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:51 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 10:51 PM (O7XEN)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (1o8D5)
And Anna Nicole married for love..."
Yeah, I haven't kept up with the story. I saw they matched the killer's DNA on the towel around the gun, but supposedly no mention of prints or DNA on the gun itself. Not sure what other theories are being floated. But sounds like more fuel for Candace Owens and her ilk.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (vbXSk)
Thanks for asking, Stateless. I was hoping to catch you on the Cafe to see how you are doing. Hoping that you are seeing some improvement.
MrTea has a phone interview tomorrow morning.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (nz1sK)
The NFL may be wealthy, but it's not important.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (JmS0k)
And how do they show that they've integrated into German society? I picture them getting rid of their dresses and head towels, and being made to wear lederhosen, and eat pork bratwurst. They should also have to eat sauerkraut.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
It is based on the Chevrolet Colorado ZR2
BUT
Engine: Duramax I4 engine turbocharged diesel
170 cubic inches)
275 horsepower (205 kW)
Payload capacity 3,200 pounds (1,500 kg)
Transmission 6L50 Six-speed automatic
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Not you buddy, Mr. Private Citizen, you get piece of crap wobbly gas juggler. No diesel blowjob for you
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:53 PM (48JDT)
It is kinda slow here tonight.
From my reading of many years I think when Spring arrives a lot of people are planting.
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2026 10:53 PM (3ek7K)
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They could invade Belgium.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 10:55 PM (+HNx/)
Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims"
Posted by: illiniwek
Finding says the pristine bullet was from a Mannlicher-Carcano.
Posted by: mindful webworker - mylar hats beat aluminum at March 30, 2026 10:56 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Converted to Christianity,
for the Germans.
Not for here. For here
they all go back home.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:56 PM (48JDT)
@Polymarket
2h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.
Mar 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)
Shit. Better fill up.
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 10:56 PM (7WnOb)
And Anna Nicole married for love..."
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Renort I heard was that the lab couldn't say if it matched or not. Bullet may have been too mangled to make a comparison.
Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2026 10:57 PM (IH6tF)
My parents were Hawkeyes fans (we went to basketball games because the the team sucked and therefore it was cheap entertainment for four kids). But Sunday was supposed to be a day of rest, so my parents would nap in the afternoons after church. What did we do? Knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred board and card games.
Posted by: pookysgirl will murder you in Skip-Bo at March 30, 2026 10:57 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 10:52 PM (nz1sK
A prayer and good thoughts sent.
Good night.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:57 PM (Sco7b)
_-_
Planted spinach, lettuce, cilantro, and Swiss chard. Carrots tomorrow. Harvesting a little bit of asparagus.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 10:57 PM (UajcV)
UP YOURS!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Isn't a "kong" a snowman-shaped dog toy? So "kong, up yours" is a possibility. And a likelyhood among no-kings protesters.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
notice that it's built by GM - was there an open bid?
Were other companies offering?
Humvee (the original)
Who built it? GM
GM
Government Motors
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:00 PM (48JDT)
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A good nap is money
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2026 11:00 PM (Gei+t)
82 We are doomed
Polymarket
@Polymarket
2h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.
Mar 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM
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I missed part of it. The glare off the top of Kramer's head was blinding me.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 11:01 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Perhaps a halfway point is needed. A cross between a dirndl and a burka.
They could call it a "durka."
Posted by: mikeski is on team America at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (dIske)
Not to make light of horrific circumstances but Bryan Kohberger, the suspect in the 2022 University of Idaho murders, is from Monroe County.
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 11:02 PM (gKWVE)
Finding says the pristine bullet was from a Mannlicher-Carcano.
Posted by: mindful webworker - mylar hats beat aluminum
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Found it laying on his gurney beside him.
Yeah, that aluminum foil actually enhances some of those rays.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:03 PM (48JDT)
They could invade Belgium.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 10:55 PM (+HNx/)
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And Belgium would lie down and let them. Tiny men. I took a survey on a train once from Munich to Bruges.
Granted it was a commuter train, end of the work day, and four blonde Americans got on to their dismay with one carry on suitcase.They were yapping in Finnish, which none of us speak. I was tired. Made my way to a seating of 4 lads sharing a beer over a table. One tiny man was hogging two seats and I asked politely to sit and he moved over (seeing as I was taller, lovely but with a mean crazy look in my eyes). The rest of my family were strap hangers, but not me.
They chattered away as I looked at scenic windmills and commented how pretty, etc. Knowing they hated my American guts and ignoring that fact because I did not care.
When two got off the third one actually made eye contact and was nice to me. As it bloody well should have been from the start since they were not speaking German thanks to us.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 30, 2026 11:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:05 PM (QPjUO)
Posted by: 496 at March 30, 2026 11:00 PM (Gei+t)
Two of the four of us had ADHD, so on cold days, they had to burn off that energy somehow.
Monopoly line that makes me giggle to this day: "I've just channeled the ghost of great-grandpa and he said 'SELLLLLL THE HOTELLLLLS!'"
Posted by: pookysgirl will murder you in Skip-Bo at March 30, 2026 11:05 PM (Wt5PA)
No desire to go there or, now, Spain. Ninnyhammers.
I would like to see Poland and, depending on my future, Italy. Otherwise am done. Pity about the UK as I have seen all of it and my Celtic roots are deep.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 11:06 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++)
It is important the children travel to see the world they are to denigrate. It used to be called the "grand sneer"
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 11:06 PM (rbvCR)
I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
Should I assume they meant that the bullet was not the same caliber? Affirmatively not the same caliber, or inconclusive.
If that were the case then they could have been more clear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)
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Yeah, I hate it when he comments on something I own...'course, he comes from the industry that takes the news headlines of the day, pairs them up with individual or sector stock or commodity performance, attributes one to the other and calls it a day.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:07 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 30, 2026 11:07 PM (2Ez/1)
Sure caused an awful lot of speculation confusion a d misdirection over the decades.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:08 PM (QPjUO)
Artemis II planned launch time is Apr. 1, 6:24 PM EDT. The countdown clock started sometime this afternoon.
I'm betting on a scrub as well first time, but I think they will launch this week. They've got 6 days this cycle, Apr 1 - 6, each window about 2 hours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 11:10 PM (w0ruu)
The lunar gateway thing was just stupid. Isaacman had the sense to kill it. I'm sure he (and Trump admin in general) wanted to kill the boondoggle that is the SLS, but it's fears of the Chicoms getting back before we do that made stick with the SLS for now. If we cancelled it, that would put us behind, and the Chicoms might seize the opportunity.
SLS is basically sunk cost fallacy at this point.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: I gotta ask
1) Me, if the woman is Margaret Thatcher. Or one of the feistier 'Ettes.
B) Some real nitwit, if it's what's going on in Spain.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)
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Clarity is not their thing. Neither the fed.gov nor the MSM.fakenews.
I think that is why leftist politicians have this quirk of always saying, "...and I've been very clear on this..." as though they are talking to disobedient children.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:13 PM (UajcV)
Not just first, but still the ONLY. (unless some Soviet crash landed there, and they covered it up ... back in cold war dayz.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2026 11:13 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:15 PM (QPjUO)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2026 10:53 PM (3ek7K)
I put in potatoes and green onions last week, and this week if I can make sure the fence is keeping out the neighbors' chickens, I will plant peas.
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: I gotta ask
1) Me, if the woman is Margaret Thatcher. Or one of the feistier 'Ettes.
B) Some real nitwit, if it's what's going on in Spain.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)
My problem wouldn't be declaring war when necessary, my problem would be getting exactly the right kind of underling that knows when to bring me things.
Posted by: pookysgirl will murder you if you're a terry at March 30, 2026 11:16 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 11:17 PM (gKWVE)
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We have hardware cloth under the whole garden, and an enclosure of hardware cloth around and above the whole thing...otherwise the moles, voles, deer, rabbits, etc. come and take it. All of it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:18 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: pookysgirl
These are henchmen! I need minions!!!
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:15 PM (QPjUO)
His head would have popped off his body.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (snZF9)
Charlie Kirk was killed by a time travelling Erika Kirk from the future.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
Fascinating in more than one way. Reportedly, members of Congress are required to obtain healthcare coverage through the DC Health Link small business exchange.
Obamacare doesn't work? Are they limited to the D.C. Heath Link and/or can they obtain healthcare through the state that they allegedly represent?
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (yTvNw)
CO Avalanche buried the Calgary Flames 9-2
I only watched the 1st period, where CO scored 5 goals
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 11:20 PM (ZxPkt)
we carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
so we tell tall tales
and sing a whaling tune.
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks Muldoon would be proud at March 30, 2026 11:20 PM (Wt5PA)
They had a big rocket go ‘splodey and killed a bunch of scientists and technicians, over 100. Horrible. Details were covered up for decades.
Apparently a routine re-set of a launch clock timer somehow caused the second stage to ignite, directing flames into the first stage. Roasted a bunch of people outright, many got mired in an asphalt roadway that had melted.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:20 PM (QPjUO)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 10:13 PM (48JDT)
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The interwebs tell me that five NATO countries "host" nukes as part of nuclear sharing agreements: Belgium, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, and Turkey(!)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 11:22 PM (Rl5v5)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 30, 2026 11:23 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:25 PM (QPjUO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 11:19 PM (snZF9)
It depends on a lot of things, including the bullet, the charge, the age of the ammo, the condition of the rifle chamber and barrel, and how it was modified from 8mm Mauser to 30-06.
I hit a blacktail deer with a glaser type hunting round from a .303 Enfield at 50 feet and it did not penetrate . A friend hit a buck with a .30 carbine full jacket round and it zipped through and hit the doe behind it too.
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 11:25 PM (rbvCR)
Some (DEI?) woman is in charge I think. All is Well.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2026 11:25 PM (vbXSk)
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Wait a minute...we're from the future, now....so what is the most accurate version of events we can conjure here? Pretty sure CO is batshit crazy, but she might get parts of it right. Don't know, stopped listening to her at all after the crazy was abundantly in evidence. Lots of weirdness circling around there....can't stop the signal, but you can certainly turn up the noise...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:27 PM (UajcV)
I only watched the 1st period, where CO scored 5 goals
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 11:20 PM (ZxPkt)
Dang!
Too bad the NHL is so dumb about airing games. I ain't got cable (or satellite) and I ain't gonna.
But I am a big fan of the Avalanche. As is my son.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 11:28 PM (0aYVJ)
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Honest, Mr Game Warden, sir....I mean ma'am. That's just how it happened.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:29 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2026 11:32 PM (yTvNw)
We're whalers on the Moon,
we carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
so we tell tall tales
and sing a whaling tune.
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks Muldoon would be proud
From back in the time when "Futurerama" was entertaining. Then they did a reboot and suddenly it was not.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 11:34 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 11:35 PM (ZPDpH)
"I don't understand." Say it again, KBJ.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 11:36 PM (Rl5v5)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:38 PM (UajcV)
Damn you ace! You knew I could not not look at the Giant Boob story.
Posted by: Tom Servo
It stands to reason that Britain's NHS will not perform breast reduction surgery on that young woman because her BMI exceeds the Service's limits for such surgery. "Free" healrh care ain't so free, it seems.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 11:38 PM (xG4kz)
Time to close the base and move everything we put there out.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 30, 2026 11:39 PM (C0Nlv)
Israel built the time machine to get Mossad agent Erika from the future back in time to kill Charlie, of course. You can supply the plot details. Maybe Charlie became president and severed US ties with Israel, so they had to go back in time to prevent that....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb)
I suspect that Artemis 2 will count down to 1 minute, and the launch computers will fail, filling the screen with "April Fools!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Just kidding!
https://youtu.be/LJBZmuv7FtQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)
@Polymarket
2h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.
Mar 30, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)“
Jim Cramer climaxes every time someone at Polymarket talks about him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 11:41 PM (ZPDpH)
"Neither the bases are authorized, nor, of course, is the use of Spanish airspace authorized for any actions related to the war in Iran,” Spain's Defense Minister Margarita Robles
Enjoy the Mooslim Reconquista, Sugar Britches.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 11:42 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: I gotta ask
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Keep her away from the scissors.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:44 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:46 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:36 PM (sAmhv)
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Me too. Had one briefly years back, this time for good. Screw Windows 11
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 11:46 PM (Rl5v5)
IIRC the story, the engineers were running behind so the appartchek running the program planned a party on the launch pad as they were supposed to finish.
This led to the engineers and techs working round the clock and someone left a valve open letting a toxic/flammable chemical to seep out
It caught fire and then exploded killing a good deal of the USSR's best scientists, engineers, and technicians all in one go...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 11:46 PM (sKqQm)
_-_
These days the one thing there is the most noise about is the one thing you can mostly rule out.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:47 PM (UajcV)
I find it unhorrible.
Posted by: Kill a Commie for Christ at March 30, 2026 11:47 PM (iZy2L)
"I don't understand." Say it again, KBJ.
Posted by: JM in Illinois
I am reminded of the line in "Margin Call"...
"Explain the problem to me as though I was a young child, or a Golden Retriever. It wasn't brains that got me into this position, I can assure you of that."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 11:48 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst
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It's slick, it does well, especially if you functionally memorize the manual 'cause it ain't windoz.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:48 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:50 PM (sAmhv)
Artemis II is sort of like Apollo 8, but it's not going to go into lunar orbit, just a free-return fly-by. It will go "higher" beyond the Moon than any other Apollo mission and set a record for that, but it won't go into orbit.
Why? Because the stupid SLS and Orion don't have the fuel/delta-v budget to insert into lunar orbit and get out. Orion/SLS is no Apollo/Saturn V.
Ain't that just stupid?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
_-_
I owned an Apple machine back in the 90's... wasn't great then, but everything else was at least a little worse. If it has a command line interface, it just might be more tolerable than renting from Bill Gates.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:52 PM (UajcV)
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A good interface has a good user manual. A great one doesn't need it much.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 11:54 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2026 11:54 PM (0nHVk)
Never mind.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:55 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2026 11:56 PM (cUYXS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 11:57 PM (48JDT)
Posted by: tankascribe at March 30, 2026 11:57 PM (NtoJk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb)
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/revs up the delorean
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 11:58 PM (1o8D5)
Bassist Danny Thompson died last year, so this leaves Jacqui McShee as the last member of the group.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 30, 2026 11:58 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 11:58 PM (sAmhv)
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Scared to go off by themselves? Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Not going camping to commune with people.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 12:00 AM (UajcV)
Oh, they're going to use Elon's tankers. Big Time. This is what a boondoggle the SLS/Orion approach is. The lunar lander is going to be a modifed Starship, dubbed Starship HLS. It has to get the Moon and insert itself into orbit on it's own. Multiple refueling and tanker launched into LEO will be required to fuel an HLS version for its trip to the Moon.
Orion carries the crew. The dock in an EPO/CoLA orbit (that stands for Elliptical Polar with Co-plane Line of Apsides -- I roll my eyes at their acronyms).
Crew transfers to HLS to land. HLS then brings them back to Orion. At this point, you scream, if Starship is going to do all that, then why doesn't it just carry the astronauts itself to begin with?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:00 AM (48JDT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 12:01 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Common Tater
That kind of crap makes me nuts. I want to be the worst neighbor ever. Ffs. There’s two dozen people on the boat. Why are you sitting less then three feet away?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0)
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So ... Summer Roberts who lives in Great(?) Britain canNOT qualify for breast reduction surgery because her ONE-HUNDRED TEN pound pair of hoot-i-nannies push her BMI into the morbidly obese range.
.
P.S. They are NOT inflatoTitties.
.
P.P.S. Queen Charles is to blame.
Posted by: Marooned at March 31, 2026 12:01 AM (kt8QE)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 12:02 AM (UajcV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
It always stops at one on the show.
https://youtu.be/P8v49pvkA3I?t=61s
Posted by: mindful webworker - Questarian at March 31, 2026 12:03 AM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 12:03 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley.
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I think that will happen. Musk is letting is play out.
(die a natural death ie. Trump will kill it.)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:03 AM (48JDT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 12:05 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:05 AM (48JDT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2026 12:07 AM (A5RD0)
_-_
Looks like they use Zsh by default, but you can switch to a (slightly out-of-date) bash shell pretty easily. So, yeah, unix commands.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 12:08 AM (UajcV)
185 They had a big rocket go ‘splodey and killed a bunch of scientists and technicians, over 100. Horrible. Details were covered up for decades
I find it unhorrible.
Posted by: Kill a Commie for Christ at March 30, 2026 11:47 PM (iZy2L)
The communist countries never saw the need to follow safety protocols - for example, onboard destruct systems if a rocket goes out of control. I remember seeing a cell phone video sent out of China after a failed rocket launch from the countries interior. (Don’t know if it was a satellite or military or whatever) Big rocket goes up, looks good, then it loses control and pitches down and there’s no self destruct - it flies at full power straight down into a populated area where all that rocket fuel made a real Big Bada Boom.
The Chinese never reported it. When asked they said there was no crash because there was no launch. What about the video? There was no video, and if we find person who took video that does not exist, he get long stay in re-education camp.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 12:09 AM (ZPDpH)
Trump should do something about that. And get rid of that additive that must be used. (Regulators)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:09 AM (48JDT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVqynlmP5sg
Posted by: Beverly at March 31, 2026 12:14 AM (reMys)
Posted by: Marooned
Also from the article, about her OnlyFans account:
and last month alone she made £70,000. Alarmingly three of her former teachers have subscribed to her account.
If you're making $92,000 a month, you can afford to travel to a sane country, like the USA, to get a breast reduction.
Or you can continue to make $92,000 a month using your life-threatening calcium cannons.
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 12:15 AM (VHUov)
6h
BREAKING: The UAE is pushing hard for Trump to order a US ground invasion of Iran, a Gulf diplomat tells AP, with Kuwait and Bahrain also supporting such an operation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:16 AM (48JDT)
BREAKING: The UAE is pushing hard for Trump to order a US ground invasion of Iran, a Gulf diplomat tells AP, with Kuwait and Bahrain also supporting such an operation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Supporting with what? Good wishes and a hearty handshake?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2026 12:19 AM (Cqx++)
6h
BREAKING: The UAE is pushing hard for Trump to order a US ground invasion of Iran, a Gulf diplomat tells AP, with Kuwait and Bahrain also supporting such an operation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:16 AM (48JDT)
Got it. Divert the arms going to Ukraine, and those three countries can invade.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 31, 2026 12:19 AM (S/Y4j)
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Or how 'bout, "Alarmingly, she has an OnlyFans account."
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 12:21 AM (UajcV)
As Wimpy famously said, "Let's you and him fight!"
Think I'll clock out here. 🕦 Keep commenting folks. An ONT with fewer than 400 comments is a failure, you know.
Incense and percussion
https://youtu.be/mIZ1YcxHcuw
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - who knew? at March 31, 2026 12:23 AM (jrd4M)
I am back in the Demented Dominion, Victoria, BC, to be precise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 12:26 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 31, 2026 12:27 AM (Rl5v5)
AOP,
Thank you for letting us know where you are.
You are loved here and that's why I am nosy about where you are!!
Posted by: four seasons at March 31, 2026 12:28 AM (3ek7K)
Trump should do something about that. And get rid of that additive that must be used. (Regulators)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 12:09 AM (48JDT)
That is up to Lee Zeldin and Sean Duffy, and they seem to be working their way through that all.
The fines for CAFE were zeroed out in the OBBB, mooting the regulations, but I think there is a need to get rid of them all
Three days ago EPA put out "Trump Administration Announces Latest Action to Address Diesel Exhaust Fluid (DEF) System Complaints, Saves American Farmers and Truckers Over $13 Billion Annually"
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 31, 2026 12:34 AM (rbvCR)
If that were the case then they could have been more clear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)
Seems to me they could do mass spectrometry analysis of the lead alloy and copper alloy of the bullet jacket from the fatal bullet and of an unfired one from the rifle's magazine. Should be the same. Not necessarily dispositive if they are the same, but if they differed beyond the range of experimental error, it could be reason to do more examinations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 12:42 AM (2JFBE)
And how do they show that they've integrated into German society? (...) They should also have to eat sauerkraut.
- - - - - -
The resulting flatulance will create massive firestorms when ignited...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at March 31, 2026 12:43 AM (IdeXD)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:02 AM (UajcV)
MacOS is the older GUI. To the extent that Windows looks at all, or acts at all, like MacOS, it’s because Bill Gates wanted it to be more like a Mac.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
Supporting with what? Good wishes and a hearty handshake?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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"Best luck to your 19-year-olds. If they do well, we'll be able to buy our 19-year-olds new cars and condos.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 31, 2026 01:08 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
And this Linux Mint gui looks a lot like Windows, but doesn't try nearly so hard to piss you off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 01:09 AM (2JFBE)
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Great way to put it. It feels like that is a Microsoft goal sometimes.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:10 AM (UajcV)
I hit a blacktail deer with a glaser type hunting round from a .303 Enfield at 50 feet and it did not penetrate . A friend hit a buck with a .30 carbine full jacket round and it zipped through and hit the doe behind it too.
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 11:25 PM (rbvCR)
I go back to the day a friend mag dumped an AR15 into a large car battery. I think a 27 series, and all it did was poke holes in it and knock one of the caps off. I hit it with an M1 garand with one shot and the battery vanished, like removed from this earth. We found one small chunk of corner and maybe a few small shard of the plates. That was it, gone, scattered to the wind. That was probably 1960's surplus ammo. I could not believe the frigging power that round had. With that kind of energy I would figure a neck shot would pop his head from his body, unless there just wasn't enough area to generate the hydrostatic shock. I still can't believe that battery. Its etched in my mind.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 01:12 AM (snZF9)
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Great way to put it. It feels like that is a Microsoft goal sometimes.
****
It's not a goal. Their customers being pissed off (and pissed on) is just not a concern since they achieved "fuck you" levels of market share.
Posted by: clarence at March 31, 2026 01:16 AM (bbCED)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
One of the better memes I've seen in the last couple weeks:
Does Microsoft Understand Consent?
[_] Yes
[X] Ask me again in 3 days
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2026 01:17 AM (VHUov)
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Great way to put it. It feels like that is a Microsoft goal sometimes.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 31, 2026 01:10 AM (UajcV)
I think that managers always feel like they need to put their mark on the department, so they have something to point to in their bid for their next position. So, IT managers for an established product are always pissing off customers by messing with their "cognitive capital" of knowing how things work. It's a real cost, and I think that for very large projects like Windows, it could be worth it to bring in a cross-functional manager near the end whose bragline would be something like "saved us from pissing us all our valued customers, by cutting 1213 wholly unnecessary changes from the new version."
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2026 01:21 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: I still can't think of anytung at March 31, 2026 01:21 AM (IMe9Z)
Posted by: I still can't think of anytung at March 31, 2026 01:30 AM (IMe9Z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 01:36 AM (snZF9)
So, I am off to the rack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 01:37 AM (2JFBE)
Artemis II is sort of like Apollo 8, but it's not going to go into lunar orbit, just a free-return fly-by. It will go "higher" beyond the Moon than any other Apollo mission and set a record for that, but it won't go into orbit.
Why? Because the stupid SLS and Orion don't have the fuel/delta-v budget to insert into lunar orbit and get out. Orion/SLS is no Apollo/Saturn V.
Ain't that just stupid?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
Back in the early 80's, I had a great talk with my Grandpa... he had literally been born in horse and buggy days, and grew up on a Farm in Nebraska plowing behind Horses... yet lived to see Men walk on the Moon.
Strange that HE saw Men on the Moon, but my 35 year old Son? has not.
We lost some Mojo somewhere.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 01:41 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 01:36 AM (snZF9)
The original Chevy Colorado was a weird beast that look like a Tahoe, with the rear roof cut off, and an end gate fitted to the back of the cab. Just like the Honda Fridgeline (so named, because it is an appliance). But I thought the Colorado name was now used on a "mid-size" pickup; a little bigger than the old S10, but smaller than a base Silverado?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2026 01:42 AM (2JFBE)
Posted by: Reforger at March 31, 2026 01:50 AM (7WnOb)
Posted by: Reforger at March 31, 2026 01:54 AM (7WnOb)
Posted by: raimondo at March 31, 2026 02:16 AM (+Fr7y)
Posted by: raimondo at March 31, 2026 02:24 AM (+Fr7y)
Strange that HE saw Men on the Moon, but my 35 year old Son? has not.
We lost some Mojo somewhere.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 01:41 AM (mP0Kj)
The free shit army didn't help.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 02:40 AM (snZF9)
If you win, will you take some lessons in comprehensible written English? Stupid bot.
Posted by: Not a communist at March 31, 2026 03:01 AM (lQ+/f)
We lost some Mojo somewhere.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2026 01:41 AM (mP0Kj)
Is it truly all that strange?
It was an amazing achievement. It was incredibly expensive. It served very little practical purpose.
The current moon base plans don't make any sense either. We're nowhere near the capability of setting up any kind of useful resource extraction, it's just another gimmick project that is destined to be canceled.
Posted by: Sjg at March 31, 2026 03:01 AM (aqZN1)
The current moon base plans don't make any sense either. We're nowhere near the capability of setting up any kind of useful resource extraction, it's just another gimmick project that is destined to be canceled.
Posted by: Sjg
What movie was it starring Tom Cruise in which aliens had come to Earth to strip mine it and the Moon for resources? Every time the Moon was shown in the sky, it resembled a Death Star from Star Wars being put together when in fact it was the Moon being taken apart by the unfriendly
visitors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 03:10 AM (xG4kz)
If you win, will you take some lessons in comprehensible written English? Stupid bot.
Posted by: Not a communist at March 31, 2026 03:01 AM (lQ+/f)
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Don't feed the troll!
****
Greetings hordlings, from your man in Singapore. How goes all? I am thinking that the Artemis Program, although a bit of a boondoggle, is necessary for us to keep up some semblance of space program (and I also don't want to hear the nonsense that will ensue if China somehow manages to send a manned mission there before we do (again). We waste enough money on useless shit, fraud and graft, I think we can find some space (pardon the pun) in the gigantic deficit spend for this.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 31, 2026 03:25 AM (/aZwr)
. . .
Come to think of it, I would pay good coin to see him beat her up physically as well, perhaps even more $ than a debate beatdown; which would be, to quote the kids today, "savage."
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 31, 2026 03:28 AM (/aZwr)
Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims"
Posted by: illiniwek
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They have a pretty much intact bullet where the marks on it doesn't match the rifleing(what they are impkying) ?
OR
They have a mashed up.hunk of copper and lead that they can barely identify as a bullet?
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 03:40 AM (rJ+qD)
Posted by: raimondo
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This is not a response to the idiot raimondo (don't feed the trolls), but a comment on a General.Strike.
I go out on 5/1 and run.into business that is closed or running slowly because workers didn't show up? I tell the owner that if he doesn't fire the jackasses, I'll never do business with them again.
I'll look for picket lines to walk through. I'll take pictures and post them as anti-American Commie agitators.
But, I live out in the boonies outside a small.AZ town. I won't see any of that big city nonsense.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 31, 2026 03:51 AM (rJ+qD)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 31, 2026 04:01 AM (O7YUW)
Spring Cafe
From !@xnaturedaily
K-9 dog having fun during a break.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/FY5A12VsdA
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 30, 2026
Imagine walking up a random staircase in France and realizing you’re stepping through what looks like a massive, ornate iron gate.
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 29, 2026
An optical illusion by visual artist Gonzalo Borondopic.twitter.com/zHQKYRqpOG
7 Stars in Kyushupic.twitter.com/zZZ4lLIgQ8
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 30, 2026
Dancing with a beluga whale.pic.twitter.com/HegmqmdW1Z
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 30, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (CLHTv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (u82oZ)
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Dust in the wind. All you are is dust in the wind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (ndZc7)
Finally home again. That was a long 2,000 mile round trip.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Cqx++)
Show some pride, man. Leave the unnatural hair colors and nose rings alone. Or to soy boys.
Although I once went into a bar advertising 300 pounds of dancing flesh. Alas. One woman.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
If one want to order some heavy water, where could one do so? Could one find it on Amazon?
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)
Give it a shot Ali. If Amazon can't fill your order, the nice men in suits and sunglasses who come knocking will help you.
Posted by: Diogenes
Only heavy water Amazon has is some kind of "thick" water. Has the consistency of honey.
Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Kksvc)
Millions of Buc-ees fans appreciate Beavers. Even if they aren't into beaver.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (syAfa)
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Dust in the wind. All you are is dust in the wind.
What is the sound of one tail slapping?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM
What was your CPA?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (pvf3X)
American people (most) are wise!
"Harvard Harris Poll: Key Takeaways on Iran & the War:
•76% say the U.S. is currently winning the war against Iran
•64% say Iran violated its nuclear deal
•62% view Iran as a direct U.S. national security threat
•67% say Iran is a leading source of instability, terrorism, and war
•68% believe the Iranian people do not support the regime
•73% support Israel over Hamas.."
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (CLHTv)
I'll bet the flesh kept dancing for a while even after she sat down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (guGkK)
First wildfire of the season yesterday here in SW Wyoming.
A rancher''s tractor threw out sparks and 400 acres burned.
It's going to be a bad summer.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (RIvkX)
51% support U.S. Israel strikes on Iran, 54% say the campaign is justified
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)
Free and clear on her starboard beam. No closer than 4 twiggy models end to end.
Doing what I can to avoid the metric system.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM (GD0B3)
Where was a cluster bomb when we needed one?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)
I have a few questions for the 3 percent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM (guGkK)
"Tolkien Reading Day" is officially over (for me).
Finished Return of the King this morning. Still hits me hard at the end. Great stuff.
Now back to Repairman Jack, where his sister Kate is slowly being integrated into a viral hivemind associated with the Otherness that hates humanity...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU)
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Heh. Pretty sure it's a virus. Last one in the family to get it. Now they get to wait on me ..
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (UajcV)
Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Kksvc)
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Some people with swallowing disorders can't drink thin liquids safely so they use "thickener."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Nat'l Association for Advancement of Chiggers at March 30, 2026 07:44 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 07:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Homer Simpson, future Senate candidate at March 30, 2026 07:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Kksvc)
The Platte river. Too thick to drink, too thin to plow.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (0aYVJ)
A rancher''s tractor threw out sparks and 400 acres burned.
It's going to be a bad summer.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (3ek7K)
That is scary stuff, fourseasons. People don't understand that a tractor hitting a rock, or a welder working on fence, or even some guy with a chain dragging from his pickup can start wildfires. I don't even mention the douchebag what throws his cigarette butt out the window.
God Bless you. Stay safe.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (syAfa)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
🥃
You demonstrate the proper way to keep internal parasites away. Divorces keep external parasites away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at March 30, 2026 07:46 PM (TbWk/)
Heavy water fun facts. Freezing point is 38.9F and boiling point is 214.6F. It's about 10% denser than normal water. Heavy water ice would sink in regular water.
These large difference in these basic properties are due to the 2x mass difference between D and H. You can also play around with oxygen isotopes, say O-18 or -17 instead of O-16. This doesn't make much difference, because the relative mass difference isn't that much.
This is the toxicity mechanism. All the biochemical reactions that power us are in water as a solvent. That big difference in properties due to the large relative messes up those reactions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 07:46 PM (w6EFb)
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Ha! Haven't heard that expression since my dad passed. He was a king of the one-liners.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:46 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)
Doing what I can to avoid the metric system.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:42 PM
If by 'end to end' you mean 'butt to butt', given they're twiggies, that's a pretty close aboard approach. An unrep, eh?
Well, whatever floats your boat. ;-D
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 07:45 PM (0aYVJ)
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Heh. Sounds like a perfect description of the River Ankh in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:47 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: fourseasons
We are already at an elevated risk for wildfires so an outdoor burning ban is in effect. Earliest in the year that folks around here can remember.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2026 07:48 PM (cYBz/)
*BONGGGGGG*
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I'm glad the children were here to hear that authentic frontier gibberish.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:48 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Yaks at March 30, 2026 07:50 PM (vFG9F)
Let's rebuild and get the band together. Let Iran waste money.
--Norwegian Special Forces--
"We know just where to sink the railcar."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:50 PM (u82oZ)
Only seen Belugas from the surface but I bet it would be fun to dive with them. Friendly, playful and smart.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
Until some train owner comes along and gives their own train 8 stars.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)
Mary, thanks.
We're packing go bags tomorrow.
Documents, dog paraphernalia, water and nonperishable food.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)
"We know just where to sink the railcar."
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The music had a back beat, tricky and hard to follow
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:53 PM (UajcV)
My metacentric hight is too high. That leads to an inverted kayak. The Kaw River still laughs at my attempt to kayak down it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Accomack at March 30, 2026 07:55 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:55 PM (u82oZ)
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You know, like dropping a match in your gas tank to see if you're out of gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
He misplaced his phone in his butt?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog"
Those cataryaks are tricky.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Yaks at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (u82oZ)
Until the CAHSR (California High-Speed Railway) gets underway, yes.
Posted by: California High-Speed Rail Authority at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
Tonypete,
We have strict water rationing in force.
No gardens, landscaping etc.
Our neighbor who is a PITA is all about his flowers and yard.
He'll be sneaking out at night. He doesn't know I'm up most of the night, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:56 PM (3ek7K)
We're packing go bags tomorrow.
Documents, dog paraphernalia, water and nonperishable food.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (3ek7K)
We have had wildfires close to home. I took off one day with our cats. The smoke was so close. It is terrifying. I'm glad you have a plan.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 07:57 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Tonypete
Plant skunk cabbage. Deer won't touch it. Bears might.
Posted by: skunk Cabbage Growers alliance at March 30, 2026 07:57 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: the waco kid at March 30, 2026 07:57 PM (gKWVE)
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There's a song about that sort of thing:
https://tinyurl.com/4b89vjmb
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 07:58 PM (UajcV)
Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher"
I wonder what his ringtone is.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 07:59 PM (vFG9F)
Until some train owner comes along and gives their own train 8 stars.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)
*mulls this over*
Posted by: Sir Topham Hatt at March 30, 2026 07:59 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:00 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)
My water is protected by a healthy shot of Balvenie.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)
I used to make water potable by adding it to bourbon, but now that I'm not drinking alcohol anymore, I'm constantly flirting with dehydration.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 08:01 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 08:01 PM (2GVsD)
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Told my neighbor that just makes 'em taste better when you harvest them since they been eating flowers. That very nice lady scowled at me.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:01 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU)
Yeah, Democrat family members are a bitch.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (3ek7K)
We have had wildfires close to home. I took off one day with our cats. The smoke was so close. It is terrifying. I'm glad you have a plan.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 07:57 PM (syAfa)
A few years ago, when we lived in Fort Collins, we had some scary wildfires in the hills to the west. Sky was black and we had ash and cinders landing on our roof, deck and vehicles. Some were still warm. And we live on the east side of the city. Pretty damn scary.
Stay safe.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (0aYVJ)
Does anyone realy know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU)
Yeah, Democrat family members are a bitch.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (Sco7b)
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There are some interesting COVID parallels in this story...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (ESVrU)
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is among the lawmakers being ridiculed for taking a personal trip amid the Department of Homeland Security shutdown, after TMZ published photos of Graham walking around Disney World with a bubble wand toy, dinning at Chef Mickey’s and standing in line for Space Mountain.
The South Carolina senator appeared to be wearing business attire while holding a pink bubble wand toy while walking around the “Tangled” area of Magic Kingdom Friday, the tabloid news outlet reported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 08:04 PM (3ek7K)
https://www.convertunits.com/from/cubit/to/smoot
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 08:05 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (YwEeS)
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Guy from western slope if I recall correctly. Very popular back in the CB radio days.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (xoq3t)
That's the best they can come up with? You know there is much much more juicer stuff than that out there.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)
Something by Sir Mix-a-lot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 08:01 PM
Here's one for the Morons:
https://tinyurl.com/eck82z99
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 08:07 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM
What am I, chopped gagh?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 30, 2026 08:07 PM (AGSC8)
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is among the lawmakers being ridiculed for taking a personal trip amid the Department of Homeland Security shutdown, after TMZ published photos of Graham walking around Disney World with a bubble wand toy, dinning at Chef Mickey’s and standing in line for Space Mountain.
The South Carolina senator appeared to be wearing business attire while holding a pink bubble wand toy while walking around the “Tangled” area of Magic Kingdom Friday, the tabloid news outlet reported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (Cqx++)
Confusion abounds. Gay Days at Disney World isn't for another couple of months.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 08:08 PM (y9nCu)
The Chicago Bulls NBA team announced on Monday that it has waived guard Jaden Ivey "due to conduct detrimental to the team." This comes after Ivey posted a series of videos to social media in which he called the league’s celebration of Pride Month "unrighteous," and said "I’m born again," and "I’ve been saved by Jesus Christ."
"They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.' They proclaim it. They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:09 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)
Near the end of summer they just park in front of the mouth of Bird Creek and let the salmon swim into their mouths. They are fun to watch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:11 PM (DwqWV)
https://tinyurl.com/5c6wwm6w
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:11 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Desinex at March 30, 2026 08:13 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yeah.
And ICE should have a permanent command at the Philly International Airport.
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 08:13 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)
Doof would insist you use Bourbon ...
But you and I know better
{{{ben had}}}
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 08:13 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:15 PM (Cqx++)
none
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Oh, you're no fun anymore.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:15 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 08:16 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:17 PM (vFG9F)
none
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When Did we get all these rules?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM (u73oe)
"They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.' They proclaim it. They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:09 PM
500 quatloos that he'll be blacklisted by the NBA.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Duke Lowell"
It started with the Saturday Morning thread.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:19 PM (vFG9F)
>>@washingtonpost
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1h
>>Breaking news: Attorneys for Rep. Eric Swalwell demanded in a letter to FBI Director Kash Patel that the bureau refrain from releasing decade-old investigative files involving the congressman’s purported ties to a suspected Chinese intelligence operative.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM
Have you never been on the Saturday Morning Coffee and Prayer Revival Thread, or the Book Thread? Or the Art Thread?
Heck, even the Gun Thread has rules.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
I was unaware that the NBA was a hive of faggotry.
I wonder if their rabid black fans know about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:21 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 08:21 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:21 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)
Demand all you want, Skippy, those files do not belong to you.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:22 PM (DwqWV)
I wonder if their rabid black fans know about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:21 PM
They may be more concerned about their daughter league.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)
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As long as his rent boys are over 18, they've got nothing. They can't call him a queen because their base will tear them to shreds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:24 PM (UajcV)
It's still March, still Michigan and I dare not hope we won't get just a little snow before things really warm up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)
My advice to Rep. Eric Swalwell is to fall on his sword. He is a traitor, and rules have changed.
OBTW, all information he gave to China was disinformation. That's why he does not have a new handler.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)
I can't imagine the NBA gives one big fat rat's ass about a bunch of black lesbian ballers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:26 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:26 PM (Fbc0I)
OBTW, all information he gave to China was disinformation. That's why he does not have a new handler.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
But, but, but, I'm really really important! And smart. I'm smart, too.
Posted by: Sir TVFarter at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:25 PM
Call us. We can help.
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (d+FtT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:03 PM (ESVrU)
I'm watching a Chinese zombie movie "The Sadness" with COVID parallels too. Then things get real.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)
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I know a lot of people think Trump & co. badly botched the Epstein files, but I think they knew what they were doing. They teased them out, and went from being all for it to totally against it, *knowing* the Dems would reflexively demand their release.
So it got dumped, and the damage fell entirely on the left, and now - very important here - a precedent has been set. Even if no charges were brought, the FBI can, as a public service - dump a bunch of adverse info about you.
Yes, it's bad, but this is where we are. Sometimes people need to understand that turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)
She couldn't care less if girls on what are supposed to be GIRLS sports are pummeled and have head injuries and have awards taken away from them.
Cuz Marie Harf is a feminist or whatever. She isn't under any threat from some mentally ill man pretending to be a woman.
I hate how the left conflates things -- coed sports does not equal men allowed to dress as women and play against women
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (nz1sK)
War loving, Gay Icon and Republican Senator Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Hey, dude now has the magic wand. Let's just see how that changes the situation before we judge.
Posted by: Sir TVFarter at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (DwqWV)
Always liked the smell of rain in the Texas panhandle...not much rain, but springtime rains make the air smell sweet, as the song goes.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 30, 2026 08:27 PM (d+FtT)
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Do big penguins go down like bowling pins, or just explode? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:29 PM (ZOv7s)
And I demand that Sophie Marceau get nekkid in my living room.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 08:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Narrator: He is, in fact, not smart at all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 08:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:32 PM (u82oZ)
She couldn't care less if girls on what are supposed to be GIRLS sports are pummeled and have head injuries and have awards taken away from them.
Cuz Marie Harf is a feminist or whatever. She isn't under any threat from some mentally ill man pretending to be a woman.
I hate how the left conflates things -- coed sports does not equal men allowed to dress as women and play against women
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:28 PM (nz1sK)
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She hates "jock girls." She identifies as a nerd, hence the glasses. She is not a nerd. She is too stupid to be a nerd. In the 80s she would make fun of nerds along with the rest of the theater kids, but no one would care what she said. Somehow theater kids got status, which was a disaster. Now the jocks are reasserting authority and using weaponized nerd planning to destroy their enemies.
The joint goal of this unprecedented alliance? Make girls f*ckable again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"
A description of penguin egg gathering:
"Fancy what work, to stand amid hundreds of the birds, all screaming round you, so as almost to deafen you, tumbling them here and there, and picking up their eggs as fast as you can gather them! It is really amusing sport. I must remind you the kicking them over with our soft moccasins does not hurt them in the least, and the next day they will have just as many eggs."
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:35 PM (+nEug)
Dem AWFLS and Karens are being removed from the gene pool by their own decisions.
More babies, please, you conservative thought leaders. Field trip to the PI?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 08:36 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 08:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:37 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
Sounds like a good job, with a 45 minute commute.
Had a call today for a job that sounded promising until they got to the part about 12 hour days. 6pm-6am
65.00/hr
Hard pass.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:38 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)
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What's the best way to prepare them? Poached? Scrambled? Fried?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:38 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
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Who came up with it? That retard James Lindsay?
It's demonic. It is evil. Marxism is class-based. Homosexuality and gender bending is decadent and depraved according to Marx.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 08:30 PM
Are you of English or French descent?
Posted by: Nicolette, Princess Isabelle's attendant at March 30, 2026 08:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 08:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Sorry to rain on the parade but he's very anti-Catholic apparently. Called it a false religion.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:40 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2026 08:08 PM (y9nCu)
Understandably you may not be aware of the unpublished Disney gay days.
They abound.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 30, 2026 08:42 PM (DLDXz)
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The U.S. Army has opened a formal investigation into the activities of two AH-64 Apache attack helicopters that conducted low-altitude maneuvers near the suburban Nashville home of musician Kid Rock on Saturday, the same day anti-Trump "No Kings" protests took place across the country, according to multiple media outlets.
https://t.ly/saxzs
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 08:42 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:38 PM
If you hard-boil them, the 'white' part is translucent. Chicken eggs contain ovalbumin, while penguin eggs contain penalbumin.
The taste of penguin eggs is often described as fishy and unappealing without seasoning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Don in SoCo, the Guy Who Laughs Last at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (UajcV)
Maybe I'll take a break.
Have a great night, everyone.
Make sure those close to you are searched carefully for weapons and clothing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
I'm in Bozeman, and in the middle of an unpredicted snowstorm. Now they're saying four more days of snow. Hopefully it will be true for you, too.
But if you have to flee, I have plenty of room and a freezer full of food. You're welcome.
Posted by: Wenda at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (yU1fv)
NaCly, Swalwell would have to have some sort of ethical code, or sense of honor, or even plain old shame would work.
But he doesn't have any of those things.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)
Of course, that was 20 sum years ago
The time off was great, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (O0YTm)
One expression of Faith, and he is out? Sad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
No the problem for me is the NBA had a problem only when he went against the Homos. They didn't have a problem with his rants against the Catholics earlier.
I'm not Catholic if that makes a difference.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:44 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Don in SoCo, the Guy Who Laughs Last at March 30, 2026 08:45 PM (UajcV)
Full moon, light clouds playing about in front of it, small breeze, 70 degrees, sitting on the back porch with a pint of neighbors home brew.
But hail and severe winds are four hours away, so I'm told.
Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2026 08:47 PM (Y8DZL)
He didn't.
But as long as they don't prove it, and don't disprove it, they'll still keep it in the air. Like the "dancing Israelis" on 9/11, or WTC7. Like the USS Liberty.
The point - for the Candace Owens / Ron Unz crew - never was to exonerate Trump; it was to Keep Asking Questions. The uncertainty feeds their audience. They'll never be satisfied.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 08:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
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Those closest to me are well-attired with thick fur coats and are well-equipped with a hidden arsenal of blades...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 08:50 PM (ESVrU)
Time to retire to spend time with family in a foreign country with no extradition treaty with the US.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)
This is 4th or 5th winter now, I've lost count.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 08:51 PM (Q+gd/)
But he doesn't have any of those things.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)
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The modern left has valorized cowardice. At the same time, they push assisted suicide. How do we square this circle?
It's actually quite simple. The key is selfishness. No matter what you do or who you hurt, you have no remorse or regret. You are all that matters.
This is why assisted suicide is okay. If you are in a bad way, don't think of those you leave behind, the anguish you will cause, the heartbreak that will last a lifetime, because you are all that matters.
This is not Marxism. It is not collectivist. It is pure evil.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:44 PM (V4IXI)
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Should the left regain power, it won't.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:37 PM (V4IXI)
Really nice classical guitars, and.....hmm..yeah, really nice classical guitars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 08:54 PM (snZF9)
And all it did was caught up innocent people who were named for whatever reason in those files.
Exactly what Trump said would happen. And IMO the files did exonerate Trump as they confirmed the info we already knew.
Epstein didn't like Trump. Trump kicked him out of Mar Largo, Trump offered to testify against Epstein, etc.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:54 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
The ladies are insane there, and they know how to use it.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (Q+gd/)
This is 4th or 5th winter now, I've lost count.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 08:51 PM (Q+gd/)
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I was reliably informed by SCIENCE (that we all, like Ace, love sexually) that snowfalls were a thing of past.
That was before it was decreed that any kind of deviation from a global mean temperature of "average" was the result of CLIMATE CHANGE because extreme weather events were unknown prior to [checks notes] 1989.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Can you play a 12 string?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (V4IXI)
Trump says the roughly $400M project is already ahead of schedule and under budget, replacing the old East Wing demolished in October
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (O7XEN)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 08:57 PM (+nEug)
Can you play a 12 string?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (V4IXI)
Yeah, I have 2 of them, but its extremely rare for me to play them. Its never anything I really need to do.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 08:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 08:37 PM (V4IXI)
Spain has always been at odds with NATO, during Franco they were excluded, after Franco everyone was suspicious, and only in the last 30 years did they get involved. Even then they were at times certain they were getting suckered into something.
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:01 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius at March 30, 2026 09:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:02 PM (GD0B3)
/Lightbulb goes off above head...
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius at March 30, 2026 09:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Haha!
I kept seeing John Wick rolling, rolling, rolling down endless stairs.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 30, 2026 09:03 PM (zYpTz)
Trump says the roughly $400M project is already ahead of schedule and under budget, replacing the old East Wing demolished in October
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (O7XEN)
/slams down Gavel
Has to be illegal! A Government project AHEAD OF SCHEDULE????
Posted by: Judge Leftowitz at March 30, 2026 09:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:04 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 08:59 PM (snZF9)
I assumed you could.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 09:05 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:01 PM (QGaXH)
55 minutes or so, dear sir.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:05 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:06 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Not yet, but... shhhh... I've got keys to the liquor cabinet and cooler. Want a beer?
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 09:06 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:02 PM
Did we talk about the ham?
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:08 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:08 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:08 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
The ladies are insane there, and they know how to use it.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 08:55 PM (Q+gd/)
Back in 81, last time I was there? Very pretty womenz.
But then... American Women were not as large back then either... so who knows now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 09:08 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Not yet, but... shhhh... I've got keys to the liquor cabinet and cooler. Want a beer?
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 09:06 PM (rdVOm)
I'm off duty tonight. Can you sneak me a drink too?
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (+nEug)
_-_
Picked-up a bajo sexto a while back. Whole other sound they do with those...still learning. We have a friend we play events for occasionally whose favorite song is "Hey, Baby, Que Paso", so I thought it would be fun to try do use it on that one. We usually just play the bajo-like chords on a standard six-string acoustic and mimic the accordion with a fiddle. Fun!
Posted by: Don in SoCo, the Guy Who Laughs Last at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (f87tJ)
Posted by: Doof
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Uh-oh. I'm busted...
Sure, boss! :sheepish grin:
Posted by: JQ at March 30, 2026 09:11 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2026 09:12 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (+nEug)
*feels humbled*
We have a room reserved in Mexia!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:12 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)
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Point of Order! Spain was excluded from NATO because a bunch of Communist sympathizers hated Franco. Because of that, Spain entered a bi-lateral treaty with the US.
Later on, the pinkos were discredited and Spain was permitted full membership. When France decided to screw us in 1986 and made our F-111s fly around France to hit Khaddafi, Spain was not part of that. This is a new thing.
The current government is horribly unpopular and it is abusing its power to make as many illegals voters as possible.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:12 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:14 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Frank at March 30, 2026 09:14 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 09:15 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (+nEug)
Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (Kksvc
For those who've had throat cancer and their epiglottis is shot all to hell. Thickened water is easier to keep out of one's lungs.
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)
To beave, or not to beave. That is the question.
Posted by: Gnawspeare at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)
I meant every word. I hope fourseasons sees it if he needs it.
Posted by: Wenda at March 30, 2026 09:17 PM (yU1fv)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:19 PM (syAfa)
==
IT WAS CLEARLY MARKED! JUST LIKE USS LIBERTY!1!
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:19 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Gnawspeare at March 30, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)
Every Saturday night!
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at March 30, 2026 09:20 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:22 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Eddie Haskell at March 30, 2026 09:22 PM (Cqx++)
I'm in Bozeman, and in the middle of an unpredicted snowstorm. Now they're saying four more days of snow. Hopefully it will be true for you, too.
But if you have to flee, I have plenty of room and a freezer full of food. You're welcome.
Posted by: Wenda
>No snow near Helena. I need to travel. Snow in Bozeman sucks.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:22 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I assume it's a race condition. In the "marathon" sense, not the "Malcolm X" sense.
The first post isn't yet in the database to be compared to when the second one is accepted.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 09:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2026 09:25 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Don in SoCo, the Guy Who Laughs Last at March 30, 2026 09:09 PM (f87tJ)
There are 2 ways to tune those things. Those things are crazy. One tuning is exactly like a 12 string acoustic, but an octave down, and the other tuning is different in the last 2 pairs, where a guitar is tuned E-A-D-G-B-E, the sexto is E-A-D-G-C-F. Weird animal that thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 09:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 09:30 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 09:30 PM (48JDT)
The Spanish Left does not like the Americans for the usual Euro reasons
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 09:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)
Michigan ANG A-10Cs landed at RAF Lakenheath about six hours ago.
Naturally all the plane spotters were lined up at the fence to watch them land.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:33 PM (2GVsD)
Michigan ANG A-10Cs landed at RAF Lakenheath about six hours ago.
Naturally all the plane spotters were lined up at the fence to watch them land.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:33 PM (2GVsD)
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If OPSEC is crap, there is a reason for that.
See also: "Telegraphing a punch."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:38 PM (2GVsD)
https://tinyurl.com/2sbh6yy5
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 30, 2026 09:39 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:39 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:38 PM (2GVsD)
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Jotting down tail numbers is an obsession for some folks. I learned early on that we had to separate the benign from the malign.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:01 PM (QGaXH)
55 minutes or so, dear sir.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:05 PM (syAfa)
Thank you BSM. If you and JQ knew me in real life you'd know I was just being me and my weird sense of humor.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:43 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:44 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 09:45 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 09:45 PM (uDDWT)
Yahoo 'News' is......suboptimal.......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (XuXeR)
No, we are not putting boots on the ground. However, it is very useful to make people think we are. Here's why.
1. Iran will have to concentrate its ground forces to effectively resist it. That means pulling troops out of bunkers and putting them on roads where they are sitting ducks. Even midnight convoys won't work. Not now. They will use only the most loyal troops for this, and I'm sure we see the problem for Iran here.
2. It further exposes the grifters. Honest people can honestly disagree, express fear, but the grifters are being exposed. Trump's first term was pretty much defined by betrayals. He wants those people rooted out, not just for him, but forever. The traitors must be found and excised from the body politic. He's done a great job so far, but this is a decisive test that separates those with flawed judgement or apprehension from the bad actors.
How do I know? Because if Trump wanted to invade Iran from the get-go, the signs would have been obvious. Note that he is activating units in reverse order: the door-kickers should have been in position first. Now they arrive as an afterthought. This is pure genius.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 09:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Heroq
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To the moon I tell ya, to the moon.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 30, 2026 09:52 PM (48JDT)
Can't disagree with that...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:53 PM (XuXeR)
I am dissapoint...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (XuXeR)
And I expected him to sing Primrose Lane or Cab Drive, Once More Round The block.
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2026 09:54 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:50 PM (syAfa)
We haven't done as much travel as I'd hoped. No particular reason - laziness maybe.
Not sure if I can work up my nerve to attend a MoMe....LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:55 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:56 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:55 PM (QGaXH)
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We know you're holding out for tickets to Varney.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:55 PM (QGaXH)
I am...introverted. If I can show face at a MOMe, so can anyone!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (syAfa)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:55 PM (QGaXH)
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We know you're holding out for tickets to Varney.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (RIvkX)
Made me LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Heroq
Gas is still lower around here than when the husk was president and the planet was giving us the ass fucking. We're in the $3.70 area give or take, depending on where you go, and thats with trump ass fucking the planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 09:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 30, 2026 09:58 PM (syAfa)
And you did so well too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:00 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Rex B at March 30, 2026 10:02 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:03 PM (XuXeR)
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I didn't understand why they didn't just paint the endzones with "KILL WHITEY!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 01:05 AM (QHOVG)
Quick Hits
Libs of TikTokVideo here. Of course: The Biden White House edited reports about the covid "vaccines'" risks of causing strokes to downplay those risks, contrary to the precious science.
@libsoftiktok Democrats are now FUMING that Trump is paying TSA agents and are desperate to stop it, claiming it's "illegal" Play this clip on a loop in every airport in America until the elections
White House officials edited messaging on the finding that there was a higher-than-expected number of strokes following COVID-19 vaccination, according to newly released documents. In January 2023, during the Biden administration, the White House changed wording on post-vaccination ischemic stroke from "moderately elevated" to "slightly elevated," the records show. Officials also made other changes, including removing the words "potential risk."More examples of the political edits to the precious science here. More in these two posts.
Hunter Eagleman™"No Kings," huh?
@Hunter_Eagleman WOW: 🚨CA Democrats under @GavinNewsom
just introduced the "MELT ICE Act" AB 1627. It would PERMANENTLY ban anyone who worked for ICE during President Trump's term from ever becoming a cop or a teacher in the state. This is political revenge dressed up as "protecting trust" at its best!
DRIVE-BY MEDIA: The New York Times hired a new infographic team to criticize everything. The latest example is the new White House ballroom. I like John’s satirical critique of a US carrier. 🤣
— @amuse (@amuse) March 30, 2026
h/t @johnkonrad pic.twitter.com/wdTwkse77A
MUST WATCH: Marie Harf: “Wait, why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”
— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) March 30, 2026
Kayleigh McEnany: “We’re scared of biological men competing against women. Pummeling young women.” ⁰⁰“Do you want a biological man wrestling a woman? Do you want a biological man spiking a ball at a woman?”… pic.twitter.com/SpAaFQarRy
Not only will Iranians die of thirst because of the destruction of the heavy water plant, they will die of hunger from the destruction of yellowcake https://t.co/ZVg585iCyE
— Kamel Amin Thaabet (@K_AminThaabet) March 30, 2026
I was informed by All the Best People (TM) that this would never, ever happen.
Saad Nizamani
@nizamanisaad1 Translated from Urdu I write not with words, but with feelings.
I learn from nature, I reach the hearts. Hyderabad, Pakistan
cc: @AceofSpadesHQ
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) March 30, 2026
first choice - die.
before offering paid medication.
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give pain medication to a suffering woman.
You relieve paid today.
Euthanize her and you relieve her pain forever. https://t.co/11giSgIycq
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (pk0sF)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (vFG9F)
The Harfster is back in action.
She looks like she's a bit loose in the morals department.
And brains, not much.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (et1vG)
You know what else they 'downplayed'?
The risk of putting COVID patients in old folks homes.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (El6/E)
I'm so grateful my late mother never met the Canadian death people. Although there were about 2 years where I had to argue with the docs about doing everything to revive her. Whoa they fought back.
That stopped. I'm guessing doctors were feeling threatened.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)
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Out: Free health care!
In : Free death care!
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (vFG9F)
I do not think The New York Times is a licensed architect, or even knows one.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (oqH4h)
They got an architect girl to help with the article. No word if she was a world-famous prestigious architect like the guy who designed the ballroom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)
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What's great is that she thinks a killer argument is that she doesn't care if girls get faces smashed in by men spiking volleyballs at them. Total self-own.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 30, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)
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Bathrooms with cool views are a thing I love. Nothing like a cityscape while you drain the lizard.
There's a really cool one in Hiroshima. 4th floor overlooking downtown and the peace park. Just a urinal in front of a window.
The US Capitol actually has a pretty great one too. Men's room/urinal with a window that overlooks the East Front.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (oqH4h)
Because of the extreme disproportionate rates of mass murder?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (El6/E)
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Canucks are almost three times more likely to be put down by a doctor than Americans are to be shot with a gun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Come on TX you can do it.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (uDDWT)
Careful with that kind of talk, a decade ago or so a lot of the guys here were lusting after her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (El6/E)
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Release the Twinkies Bombers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (ndZc7)
But these brutalist, function before anything, beauty is for the elites idiots wouldn't know that.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (0MjtC)
Harf acting as if her indifference to suffering is virtuous perfectly anticipates the final form of homicidal empathy where the state can't wait to kill you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Because they are crazy. Some are actually scary looking. Especially drag queens. Scarier than clowns even.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
Oh, we're back to "It isn't happening" again, are we?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 30, 2026 06:44 PM (a+4eV)
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Well cuz they like to mass shoot schools for starters .
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:44 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
It sure as fuck is, H8er.
- CA Supreme Court
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
What I saw - she was so depressed she tried to suicide herself after the rape, but failed, and left herself severely crippled, and still wanting to die.
So, yes, Spain did kill her in a most cruel way.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: fd
That sounds even more difficult than polishing turds.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (VHUov)
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Where are all the Safe Spaces?
Why did they leave out Hitler's Bunker?
WHY IS IT ALL WHITE!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (dcjTK)
Posted by: Minuteman at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (47/pr)
MS Nownasked that too.
By the way, when you add 'y' to tranny and trannies you get tyranny and tyrannies.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (vFG9F)
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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (dcjTK)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
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They are doing this performative outrage thing and don't understand that yes, actually threats can be illegal. Just like arresting federal officers is also a crime.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)
https://is.gd/bi4IyC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ndZc7)
I don't trust any of them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:49 PM (abIsI)
Heavy water (99.8% D) in bulk is fifty dollars an ounce or less.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (azNOR)
Harfy is chunking out a little. She needs to squirt out a few kids at some point. Libtarded chicks seem to not want to do that for some reason.
Ah...
She graduated from Indiana University Bloomington with a BA in Political Science with concentrations in Jewish Studies and Russian and Eastern European Studies
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (vFG9F)
They got an architect girl to help with the article. No word if she was a world-famous prestigious architect like the guy who designed the ballroom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (El6/E)
What I would like to see is a building *security* expert's take. Since the point of the ballroom is to hold as many high-profile assassination targets at a time as possible...
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: fd a
In my dream last night Sydney Sweeney was doing my buffing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
>Let your freak flags fly! Look at Barry Soetoro: I think Big Mike is probably a tiger in the sack.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (Sy6m/)
I imagine it's safer then the large tents they use now with big dinners...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: fd
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Back in my day it was,
"Waxing the yak's lips".
Not that I would know, not being a farm boy or from Rhode Island...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)
Even Trump on money was 20 hours old before the newest outrage was Trump redoing the historic 'Treaty Room' in the White House.
Trump 2.0 is the best. Floats like a butterfly....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)
According to Trump, the military is building a huge facility under the new ballroom. That might be one reason for the size.
In any case it's a hell of a lot better than constantly putting up a tent to host state events.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)
Ordered a scope cover from bc a company in Missouri. Same city as MidwayUSA. Columbia.
MidwayUSA sends their stuff USPS and it goes to KC, then to Dallas and out to me.
The scope cover company sent it USPS and it hoes to KC, then up to Minneapolis, then to Dallas, then Coppell, then back to Dallas & supposedly out towards me.
F the USPS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Kksvc)
Tritium is radioactive, but deuterium is stable. You could drink heavy water safely. But not at that price.
Heavy water (99.8% D) in bulk is fifty dollars an ounce or less.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Well, heck, at that price, make it a double!
Posted by: mikeski enjoys a heavy bourbon at March 30, 2026 06:53 PM (VHUov)
just introduced the "MELT ICE Act" AB 1627.
It would PERMANENTLY ban anyone who worked for ICE during President Trump's term from ever becoming a cop or a teacher in the state.
The Democrats come up with the most creative ways to punish everybody but themselves and actual criminals.
But I repeat myself.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (6ydKt)
Good grief this is stupidity on a global scale.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (2WIwB)
http://tiny.cc/j141101
It's fun to laugh at his self induced consequences, but it's also another reminder these people feel perfectly justified to act maliciously against us. God only knows to what degree each of them are willing to attack us.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Con-fucious at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (abIsI)
F the USPS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Kksvc
I hope it brings you postcards.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw
But now we'll have to pay to aerate the White House lawn, because the female dignitaries in their stiletto heels won't be doing it for us.
Posted by: mikeski drills down at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: SciVo
Donald "Vlad the Impaler" Trump looks you square in the eye and touches finger to nose...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)
Patient: …
Canadian Dr.: ** Looks at patient.
Patient: ** Shifts uncomfortably in seat
Canadian Dr.: Can I interest you in death?
Canadian Patient: ** Runs out of the room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (mlv7N)
In : Free death care!
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Well, abortion is reproductive freedom so this is health care freedom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)
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"We could at least give her a pain pill first."
/obligatory DogEater
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (dcjTK)
Patient: …
Canadian Dr.: ** Looks at patient.
Patient: ** Shifts uncomfortably in seat
Canadian Dr.: Can I interest you in death?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
It's gout. Can we try allopurinol first?
Posted by: mikeski walks it off at March 30, 2026 06:58 PM (VHUov)
Out: Free health care!
In : Free death care!
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I've been referring to ObamaCare as "DeathCare" since Day One.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (dcjTK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Canadian Health Professional at March 30, 2026 07:00 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 07:00 PM (mlv7N)
Posted by: Stateless
I think it has more frequent flier miles than I do.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (Kksvc)
By the way, the new NDP leader wants to have public grocery stores in Canada to deal with grocery bills going up. Given that Canada's government fails at the medical industry, how do you think they will do with food?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)
I did not know Harf was still around except for me using her last name for gagging and puking. She strikes me as someone whose skull would thump like a melon due to most of her brain missing. In elementary school, at these coed games she speaks of, I feel certain in dodge ball people aimed at her violently (I would). She would then be hit and lie there like a fainting goat (missing her glasses from impact).
This heavy water you speak of I will have to file away in the event the woman who loves Iran and hates Trump returns and I see her online. She's been absent for two weeks, no doubt emailing others of how mean I am. I don't have anyone's email and also don't care much.
I'm not mean until she said Centcom lied. Otherwise I am basically harmless to others. Just don't lie and we good, mate. In her anger she probably protected a hive of yellowjackets (actually she really did, sort of, somehow gently killed them like in Canada. Euthenasia for hornets).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: PJ at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: mikeski walks it off at March 30, 2026 06:58 PM (VHUov)
Well, it's not lupus.
Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
If only we had state of art medical care like they have in Cuba.
Posted by: Canadian at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)
Give it a shot Ali. If Amazon can't fill your order, the nice men in suits and sunglasses who come knocking will help you.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (2WIwB)
Harf acting as if her indifference to suffering is virtuous perfectly anticipates the final form of homicidal empathy where the state can't wait to kill you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
"From each according to their abilities (A), to each according to their needs (B)."
If A is not equal to or greater than B, the Politburo and its local political committees will take a very hard look at the need for your continued existence, Comrade.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (5rh/l)
>> What's the current market rate for a healthy kidney?
Depending on where you are located, 1500 bucks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (c9d3D)
Posted by: Physicians Murderer Insurance at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (vFG9F)
He could probably cull the herd of 25-35% as those old geezers love free shit.
What do we want? Free Euthanasia! When do we want it? Now!
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 30, 2026 07:04 PM (HUHft)
Speaking of The View gargoyles, didja see this?
TheBlaze
@theblaze
The View’s Sunny Hostin: “I think it’s really reckless to be suggesting that people should have children in this country.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:05 PM (ndZc7)
Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (eIzlH)
We get it. You hate Bush and blame him for absolutely everything. (Hell, you blame for hyper-evil Muslims being in the country...never mind I have known of and ran into many long before Bush enter the WH.) But on this, I agree. What sucks is the tendency of people to want to see government "doing something" no matter how bad it is. We should heed Coolidge's advice about the tendency of having the government "do something".
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)
All those foreign women coming here to drop a kid are not listening.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)
To be honest I'd rather those women not breed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)
I recently caught some clips of the NDP convention they just held.
It was a parade of dysfunctional narcissists competing at a microphone over who had been recently been victimized the most by their fellow party members.
I thought the Dems were a shit-show.
And some Canuckians actually vote for these people.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: bonhomme
They're petulant children with no impulse control.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2026 07:08 PM (9NN0K)
More planetary scale stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 07:08 PM (2WIwB)
Because of the extreme disproportionate rates of mass murder?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)
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Yeah, that. And, the absolute certainty that they are mentally ill. When someone acts erraticly, it is sound judgement to be wary of that individual's actions or potential actions. "Scared" is the wrong word.
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)
In : Free death care!
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Well, abortion is reproductive freedom so this is health care freedom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)
Well, if the doctor murders you, you will have no health for which to care, nor will you require medical care. Above all, Canada saves some loonies (the C$1 coin, not nutjobs). Win win as far as the government is concerned.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Physicians Murderer Insurance
You supple the garrote, we supply the expertise.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)
Indeed.
Bush is asshoe
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (XuXeR)
I looked at the criticism of the ballroom and saw mostly no problem. And it's paid by donations, donchaknow, marchers! Why do they care except TRUMP!?
I LOVE that normal people have a sense of humor to correct the diagram. And use the red ink of importance!
LOVE the blank stare by Rep Busted Hymen when Margaret asked that question. Deer meet headlights! Doh!
I don't understand the marching with stupid No King's signs that still make no sense to me. I could retalitate and march with "You don't make sense" signs, wearing a cardboard box, but am too lazy.
From the caliber of marchers I'm quite sure I could insult them as they mostly seem like confused queers. This is the highlight of their week!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)
Those fellas who shoot the saline into their scrotums to make them big and fat would probably like the heavy water. Make the nutsack glow too. Happy days!
Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (HUHft)
The Venezuelans actually had an army to take it all over when things went sideways after Chavez nationalized the stores.
The Canadians can't even do that.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)
Well, some specialized wildcat rounds can be pretty $$$...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Or as I like to say, it's almost three times as dangerous to be sad in a Canadian hospital as in an American ghetto.
>> The front columns for the ballroom rotate around to expose the machine guns.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)
The roof slides back and an M-SHORAD anti-aircraft emplacement rises into place, with Stinger missiles, Longbow Hellfire missiles, a 30mm cannon, and a 7.62mm machine gun in a 360-degree turret. Around it, a cloud of versatile drones lifts into the air, capable of anti-air, anti-armor, anti-personnel, and of course, anti-drone
Of course, all of the drones are hardened against the bespoke electronic counter-measures and counter-counter-measures that are barely visible below the roofline, where they won't interfere with the M-SHORAD's range of fire...
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Sy6m/)
After taking care of my late mother for 14 years, my brain was really hyper-alert. I was listening for her non-stop for years. Nd I'd do it again but shaking hands level anxiety. My doctor, who I've been to maybe twice in 10 years prescribed anxiety pills and there's a nice lady that's been coming over.
That's why I've been watching the worst horror movies I can find. It's been a way to teach me that anxiety makes things worse than they actually are. And at least I'm not being sawed in half vertically.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)
CBD naturally hates QC for being the Saudi Arabia of maple syrup. At least I'd imagine that to be the case.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (hJH5n)
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really? Would you prefer Security at US airports run by the Chinese ? Or Qataris? Because that type of security was happening before 9/11. I question the need for DNI but unfortunately air security needs to stay in Fed's hands.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)
24-year-old adults buggering 14-year-olds, Good! TSA, BAD!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (ynpvh)
>The human spirit will conquer. Never underestimate our capacity to dominate. Civilization is the throttle.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (Fbc0I)
So, yes, Spain did kill her in a most cruel way.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)
She was gang raped. Whoopie would say that was rape rape x however many barbarians= failed suicide.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)
Indeed.
Bush is asshoe
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (XuXeR)
When the government was in airport security, as was the case in some locations in the country (such as SAT), was that also bad, or just bad when your divine object of hatred, Bush XLIII, did it? (That of course was local, not federal, government).
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)
CBD naturally hates QC for being the Saudi Arabia of maple syrup. At least I'd imagine that to be the case.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (hJH5n)
CBD doesn't hate maple syrup...but he doesn't waffle on it's use on French Toast...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (ynpvh)
I see you haven't flown thru a number of US airports...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (XuXeR)
Exactly, wary is the right word. This is clearly a mentally unbalanced person who is part of a group that routinely demonstrates violence. Take care. Don't be afraid, be wise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:16 PM (El6/E)
There are around 20 US airports that use private security instead of TSA. San Francisco is one of them. They follow the same protocols but they aren't staffed by government employees.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)
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Yeah, it's mildly toxic in large doses. You'd have to drink A LOT of it to do yourself permanent harm. By that time you'd probably be suffering from normal water toxicity.
We drink it regularly in our normal water as it occurs naturally. But it's so diluted that it doesn't harm us at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)
Here's an idea:
Have security at airports privately run, by a consortium set up by the major airlines, with an oversight role by local law enforcement (because any perps caught need to be turned over to somebody).
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (XuXeR)
I have, most likely quite a bit more than some people here.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:18 PM (GD0B3)
There are around 20 US airports that use private security instead of TSA. San Francisco is one of them. They follow the same protocols but they aren't staffed by government employees.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)
MCO is another.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:18 PM (hJH5n)
The hospital/state even made the excuse they couldn't delay the euthanasia because her organs had already been assigned to donor recipients.
The state and government of Spain literally ruined the girl's life and now they'll help her end it all.
The parents are going to suffer for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (hJH5n)
that is what they had before 9/11, airlines "managing" their own security
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
The Trump administration argues the 14th Amendment does not apply to people in the country illegally or on temporary visas.
If the Supreme Court agrees, it could render hundreds of thousands of children born to immigrant parents stateless.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)
Not what I saw. And like you I have traveled through many airports back then.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)
This. Customs and Immigration were already in airports, along with local and private security, along with metal detectors.
To claim the TSA makes flying "safer" is an odd assertion...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Satisfaction guaranteed!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (hJH5n)
And you are not aware that airlines outsources security to third parties ?
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (gQ15S)
before offering paid medication.
See? If you're old, crippled, mentally handicapped...the Gov't wants you to die. Gee, I seem to remember some Austian Painter that had a similar program/progrom...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, you would be the heavy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)
Then, through legal means, you restrict the ownership to such to U.S. firms only, due to the public safety issue.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (hJH5n)
I mean, no it would be like every other nation on earth and make them the citizenship of their parents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, you would be the heavy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Pikers.
Posted by: Tritium at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (ynpvh)
The GDR would routinely dump its elderly in West Berlin rather than pay for their medical needs.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (YwEeS)
68 I feel I have read somewhere that heavy water actually will do your body no good. I may be wrong, but that's stuck in my mind.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM
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That's right, it's kind of toxic. It's not radioactive, and a little bit one time won't really hurt you, but regular consumption of a significant amount is bad. Decades ago I recall seeing a study of fruit flies raised using water that was 0% to 50% heavy water, and the more heavy water, the shorter the life span. At the highest level the flies were pretty messed up.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (azNOR)
That pretty much ended around 1980. Airports, Customs and Immigration after that.
BTW, I've flown in and out of quite a few countries w/o "tsa"...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
I didn't realize the San Antonio Airport Police were not affiliated with a government entity.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Logan's Run at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)
That pretty much ended around 1980. Airports, Customs and Immigration after that.
BTW, I've flown in and out of quite a few countries w/o "tsa"...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (XuXeR)
I read that as tna at first...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, you would be the heavy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Pikers.
Posted by: Tritium at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (ynpvh)
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This is why I love this place...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: El Al Israel Airlines at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (HUHft)
Their "Free" health care system is overloaded in debt and collapsing. The governments were faced with three choices:
1) End universal health insurance
2) Work to lower costs and the graft it produces
3) Kill anyone who is too expensive
They picked the one that lets them keep the graft.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (El6/E)
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You know, like dropping a match in your gas tank to see if you're out of gas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (XuXeR)
Ain't hard.
Posted by: El Al Israel Airlines at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (HUHft)
Some people just cannot function without government.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (uDDWT)
Oh, I am on board! The designs I've seen look wonderful, and I'm glad they kept security in mind for the columns. The room is going to be a pain to heat in the winter, though.
Posted by: pookysgirl, keen on aesthetics at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (Wt5PA)
Heavy water (D2O, and there's also DOH, which will form instantly when H2O and D20 are mixed) is toxic. The hydrogen bond is stronger with deuterium due to the larger relative mass difference (D is twice as massive as H).
The messes up all sorts of biochemical reactions in the body, slowing them down and so forth.
About 25 - 50% heavy water would be toxic to lethal. You'd get there eventually if you drank nothing but heavy water for a week or two.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (w6EFb)
As I said, they have to follow the same protocols but they aren't under TSA. They got paid and kept working.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (viF8m)
Ok, that's funny right there
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (XuXeR)
Terrorist enabling. oh fvck it, terrorist knob gobblers rallied in the City of Brotherly Love to call for everyone to cheer when a US soldier returns home in a casket.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (w/O5Q)
Tonight, a Chinese horror movie. I've only seen a few but the Chinese make great zombie movies. Something about individuality being destroyed and becoming part of an undead, bloodthirsty collective brings out the best in them.
Amazing effects too. You'd almost think they were actually killing some of the actors....
Later.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b)
One of the bottom tier guys Trump put on Biden heh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: pookysgirl, keen on aesthetics at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (Wt5PA)
The key is that it offers a safe, secure location for state dinners and other functions as such, and that architecturally it matches with the WH. So far I have no problems with it at all.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (hJH5n)
You relieve paid today.
Euthanize her and you relieve her pain forever.
Tell an upset woman to "calm down", and you relieve her equanimity for a considerable period.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM
They're all way past breeding age as is most of their audience.
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 07:30 PM (98kQX)
The Nazis only desired to murder the racially inferior or the handicapped.
The Modern Left in Canada wants to kill you over a backache.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:31 PM (2GVsD)
NOOD
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
That amounts to about 2,400 at each, or 60 busloads of 40 each.
Averaging out across states, it amounts to 66 per state on average.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (KiBMU)
1) End universal health insurance
2) Work to lower costs and the graft it produces
3) Kill anyone who is too expensive
They picked the one that lets them keep the graft.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM
I'm wondering if the death pushers are mainly in larger metro areas where resources may be stretched.
My mother ALWAYS got great care at our local hospital, which is in a medium size city. And I saw a LOT of people there that were in pretty bad shape, but that was 15 months ago.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Well, as long as it's not over a hangover.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Emily Litella at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (pDt9x)
Nah. They Want Theirs, and the only way they can keep getting "free" medical care is if the government kills people. They want "free" medical care, and if that means the government starts murdering people in the name of cost cutting, so be it.
Mao did say "It is better for half the people to die so that the other half can eat their fill."
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)
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Something tells me their Muslim conquerors and overlords will not be subject to it...only the native population.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (ESVrU)
My mother ALWAYS got great care at our local hospital, which is in a medium size city. And I saw a LOT of people there that were in pretty bad shape, but that was 15 months ago.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)
I haven't looked at the ON budget lately, but it has been projected that something like 80% of its budget will go to "free" medical care alone in 2030. So killing people alleviates that to some extent.
Privatization and not killing anyone would also work wonders but that means politicians lose power and that's not good, is it?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)
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I said the same thing with a snap of my fingers!
Posted by: Thanos at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)
Give it a shot Ali. If Amazon can't fill your order, the nice men in suits and sunglasses who come knocking will help you.
Posted by: Diogenes
Only heavy water Amazon has is some kind of "thick" water. Has the consistency of honey.
Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)
Given how stupid expensive the NHS is, I'm surprised the UK hasn't had doctor assisted murder for many decades now.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (hJH5n)
That amounts to about 2,400 at each, or 60 busloads of 40 each.
Averaging out across states, it amounts to 66 per state on average.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (KiBMU)
It was a good weekend for us. Our Canadian division of our subsidiary, Rent-A-Deviant, made a killing in Winnipeg this past weekend too!
Posted by: Rent-A-Mob at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (hJH5n)
Huh. "Heavy water reduces the speed and energy of those neutrons without absorbing them." - illuminem.com
I'd thought the neutrons were just trapped in the deuterium making it tritium.
That latter CAN happen, but usually tritium is made via lithium-6, which captures neutrons more easily. Lithium-7 will decay into tritium (and He-4 and a neutron).
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (gKWVE)
"The American Form of Government"
https://youtu.be/VogzExP3qhI?t=296
(Cued up to 4:56, the section on Democracy, but the whole thing is worth a watch.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Thanos
And, no lie, the same people who love Mao thought he was the hero for that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (El6/E)
Children of people in the US illegally are also illegal. Only the children born to people on the citizenship path will become citizens when their parents become citizens.
Shouldn’t be this difficult
Posted by: Accomack at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (GbONR)
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I mean, no it would be like every other nation on earth and make them the citizenship of their parents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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And that country almost certainly claims them as citizens.
Usually whether they want it or not.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 07:58 PM (vOtXJ)
You are the citizenship of your parents. That's has always been true.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 08:00 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (vOtXJ)
"I hereby declare all people residing in the state of California, regardless of legal status or citizenship, as honorary members of ICE. In addition, all animals are also declared honorary members of ICE."
Posted by: Another Anon at March 30, 2026 08:49 PM (4h45B)
Seems like the political science theory suggesting that no government has withstood a nonviolent challenge from 3.5% of its population mobilized during a peak event.
BBC, Harvard School of Business, Wikipedia, more.
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Theory....nothing but.
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 11:32 PM (NFX2v)
FBI Director Kash Patel Eyes Releasing the Eric Swallwell Fang-Fang Documents
FBI director pushes to release investigative files on Rep. Eric Swalwell: ReportsOh, like when they released the Mueller Report about the Russiagate hoax?
FBI Director Kash Patel is pushing for the release of files related to an investigation into Rep. Eric Swalwell's (D-Calif.) interactions with a suspected Chinese spy, according to reports from The New York Times and The Washington Post. FBI agents and other personnel in California have been directed to gather and redact sensitive information from documents in preparation for sharing with senior Trump administration officials, according to The New York Times, citing three people familiar with the matter. The files stem from a decade-old counterintelligence probe into a Chinese woman, known both as Christine Fang and Fang Fang, who reportedly helped Swalwell with fundraising and placing an intern in his office during the 2014 campaign cycle. Swalwell was not accused of criminal wrongdoing and severed ties with Fang in 2015 after being briefed by U.S. intelligence officials on their suspicions of her. A two-year House Ethics probe into the matter concluded in 2023 without taking any further action. The public release of files in an investigation that did not result in criminal charges would mark a highly unusual step, the Post noted.
Are you kidding me? He's one of the main weaponizers in Congress. Note that The Hill points none of this out.
Swalwell has for years accused the Trump administration of weaponizing the issue against him in retaliation for his criticisms of the president.
Oh! You mean the Administration is trying to interfere with an upcoming election by releasing files?
On Saturday, he suggested the FBI's alleged actions were tied to his rising standing in the California governor's race.
... In a statement to the Post, an FBI spokesperson denied improper motives regarding the investigative files. "The contentions in this story are incorrect," the spokesperson told the newspaper. "This FBI, being the most transparent in history, prepares documents for numerous different reasons, including for release to different agencies and departments to further review investigations that may have been opened under previous administrations." Swalwell said in September that he "fully" expected to be prosecuted by the Trump administration, pointing to his name in a book written by Patel in which he listed "government gangsters" who should be held accountable.If only. If only.
🚨 BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel is pushing to release investigative files related to Eric Swalwell banging a Chinese spy, per WaPo
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 28, 2026
Fang Fang’s coming back to haunt Swalwell 🤣🔥
RELEASE IT ALL! pic.twitter.com/PXglOn0XFO
"RUSSIA IS RIGGING THE ELECTION TO HELP THE TRAITOR TRUMP,' they screamed as if all reading from the same script. Now Iran hacks Kash Patel's emails and that silence you hear is the media studiously avoiding the topic of which party Iran was seeking to rig an election for. Patel wasn't even the FBI director when this hack took place. This was back in 2020 and 2021 -- when Patel was a congressional investigator primarily known for uncovering the RussiaGate hoax concocted by Hillary Clinton.
Hackers connected to the Iranian government accessed FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email and posted materials -- including photos and documents -- taken from his account, a person familiar with the breach confirmed to CNN. The hackers have published a series of photos of Patel from before he became FBI director that they claim were stolen from his personal email account. A source familiar with the incident confirmed the images' authenticity. The stolen emails appear to date from around 2011 to 2022 and appear to include personal, business and travel correspondence that Patel had with various contacts, according to a preliminary CNN review of the files with the help of an independent cybersecurity researcher.
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That's how relevant he is to his "constituency."
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Last poll I saw had him tied for 4th place.
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Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at March 30, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
You must be batting about .990.
And be so tired of being right...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (qVGoX)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (pDt9x)
LOL "weaponizing" the law against a spy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:40 PM (El6/E)
She's a 5 for an Asian girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:41 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2026 05:41 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:41 PM (v3pYe)
Swallwell: Darling, help me to destroy the running-dog capitalists.
Fang-Fang: Why you so small. I thought American men have penises. You hung like baby. Ugh, I don't know if revolution worth this.
Swallwell: But I love you.
Fang-Fang: And your breath smell like shit. Not just bad, actual shit. Whose ass are you licking. Don't kiss me. Aaaaaaaaa. Gross, I have to gargle with rubbing alcohol.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (YwEeS)
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Just keep your jeweler's loupe in your desk drawer and you shouldn't be able to see anything unseemly.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (abIsI)
you know else has their names written in a book?
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (fE6HJ)
This is new to me, all I knew is that the hack revealed a regular dude with no nasty secrets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:43 PM (El6/E)
If so, I have a hot take: it’s Fartswell himself that is the source for this. Look at the glowing reporting this is being leaked to try to hurt his “rising standing’ in the CA race. Who else but him would say that?
The Blade smells a really bad fart.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:43 PM (1LxEq)
Asmongold covered this. Reddit is pissed because they didn't uncover anything bad.
https://youtu.be/ZxVNYQO47MU
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (v3pYe)
Navin Johnson?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 05:43 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (FSWTk)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (pDt9x)
fembot model b?
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (HW7Dq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (abIsI)
fembot model b?
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (v3pYe)
She has that rubber skin.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (azOtX)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:38 PM (1LxEq)
She might be out of your league.
snopes.com/fact-check/eric-swalwell-chinese-spy/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (wVcYX)
She uses nutmeg?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 05:46 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:47 PM (pDt9x)
He looks like he sweats seed oils
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:48 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (azOtX)
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Are you on a cruise? To where?
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (wVcYX)
She uses nutmeg?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x)
MSG
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (abIsI)
fembot model b?
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:44 PM (v3pYe)
She has that rubber skin.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)
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So … GI Joe without the kung-fu grip then
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:50 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:50 PM (+nEug)
The waters of the deep state run wide in CA because nobody is paying attention.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:51 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Tbs6N)
A ferry. Blackball lines" MV Coho from Port Angeles, WA to Victoria, BC. The ship has been in service since 1959.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:51 PM (kDzQO)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Tbs6N)
A ferry. Blackball lines" MV Coho from Port Angeles, WA to Victoria, BC. The ship has been in service since 1959.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:51 PM (kDzQO)
A 3 hour cruise, right?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)
No Kings Day hangovers?
And what did Swalwell do to get a Chinese honeypot?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (X+xvk)
Are they cleaning it? Concerned about the paving?
Posted by: Kindltot -- Viva l'Italia! Viva il Re! Viva il Duce! at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Two hours. Sadly, no MaryAnne or Ginger in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (kDzQO)
Posted by: Hunter B. at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (0sNs1)
Does she have the machine guns in her hooters?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:53 PM (El6/E)
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[grins]
— The Machine Girl
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (1LxEq)
_________________________
Allow me to translate:
We really have nothing supporting this. Nor can we produce "three people familiar with the matter. In fact, it's necessary that it continue to remain untrue. Because, we can't try and push a political persecution narrative in the California Governor's race if there is actual substance to the story. We can't let republicans acquire the governor's mansion in California, and Swallwell has nothing of substance to run on. So, we're going to create a false narrative to get that spite and sympathy vote out there.
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (pvf3X)
Be on the Intelligence committee and an obvious dupe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Two hours. Sadly, no MaryAnne or Ginger in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (kDzQO)
Ha! I was all set to ask that very question.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 30, 2026 05:56 PM (KAi1n)
There are some aerial shots but many of them are from previous marches and events. Joey Swoll keeps catching them on Twixxer, some of the video is even clearly labeled like "July 2025"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:57 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Two hours. Sadly, no MaryAnne or Ginger in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a
Anyone onboard that looks like the Professor?
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2026 05:57 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Don't be a jerk.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 30, 2026 05:56 PM (KAi1n)
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This place.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 05:58 PM (u73oe)
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Noted. But not surprised. Why would they report facts that are inconvenient and counter-narrative.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 05:58 PM (RIvkX)
I would say Fang-Fang’s a Karaoke Bar 6.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 05:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Be on the Intelligence committee and an obvious dupe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (El6/E)
Emphasis on the "obvious dupe" part - that boy's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 30, 2026 05:58 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)
Two hours. Sadly, no MaryAnne or Ginger in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a
Anyone onboard that looks like the Professor?
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2026 05:57 PM (abIsI)
Lindsay you want the Professor, you would settle for Gilligan, but you get Lovey.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 05:37 PM (YwEeS)
Never. He has no dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (q6tQZ)
That's what makes getting rid of fraudsters and anti-US critters so difficult.
I have no confidence that any member of Congress will suffer real consequences.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (rJ+qD)
Even if a *gasp* republican wins they can't change anything as the democrat super majority in the house and senate will over ride any veto's a republican governor would make.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 06:00 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Tbs6N)
A ferry. Blackball lines" MV Coho from Port Angeles, WA to Victoria, BC. The ship has been in service since 1959.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:51 PM (kDzQO)
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Brilliant, have a fabulous time. Visited there with husband and teenage daughters in August 1991 and had lunch at an outside cafe opposite the Empress Hotel. Fantastic view.
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 06:00 PM (Tbs6N)
Oh! You mean the Administration is trying to interfere with an upcoming election by releasing files?
Why shouldn't the people of California know exactly what Swalwell was doing with a Chinese spy?
Is it really interference to let the people know how stupid a politician running for office is?
Why not release it all?
What are you hiding, Eric?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:00 PM (6ydKt)
fembot model b?
Posted by: anachronda
So … GI Joe without the kung-fu grip then
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Of all the models to leave the kung-fu grip out of, they pick the Chinese one? That's gotta be rayciss.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 06:01 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 30, 2026 06:01 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2026 05:57 PM (abIsI)
Nope. And I am looking at Victoria off the starboard bow right now. If we maintain this rate, we should dock on 15 minutes. But the ship is slowing down, too. Got to enter the inner harbor, and can't be making big wakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:01 PM (kDzQO)
How about we send a heat seeking missile right up that commies ahole?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:01 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2026 05:59 PM (q6tQZ)
I have never been in it, AFAIK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:03 PM (kDzQO)
It would if Swalwell was the only target. I'm a bit curious why the Obama FBI ended an investigation with no charges when a US Congressman was having an affair with a Chinese spy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 06:03 PM (Cqx++)
They don’t have an about page and I was curious who they are?
I tried searching but search engines give crap results on non-leftist outlets.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (r2KsI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
We've taken the Victoria Clipper once in the distant past, that thing puts up a rooster tail about 40ft in the air. Pricey though.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (abIsI)
I mean... were we even using Spain? LOL. This is like Joe Kent urging people to email the white house to beg them to not invade Iran with soldiers on the ground. Objecting to what is not happening is an odd sort of virtue signaling
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:00 PM (6ydKt)
California would just nominate him for a statue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 06:06 PM (snZF9)
NEW - Trump pardons nursing home operator Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $39 million fraud scheme, just three months into a three-year prison term. Victims haven’t been able to collect from Schwartz.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 30, 2026 06:06 PM (CNl8/)
They have no substance:
-Fighting Trump!
-Impeachment!
-Affordability!
-Beer at Senior Prom!
Ok I added the last one
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:07 PM (RIvkX)
Be on the Intelligence committee and an obvious dupe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:55 PM (El6/E)
Okay, thank you.
My loyalty to the Canadian government goes without question and I'm willing to open bidding at 10 biologically, human female honeypots.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:09 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (abIsI)
They re-engined this ship a few years ago, and it picked up a few hundred more HP. Could account for the faster sailing. The roll has ceased, we are just cruising along on almost glassy-smooth water. I see a white ship with a red hull docked to my right; think it is a Canuck Coast Guard cutter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:09 PM (kDzQO)
Sounds like somebody wants to get cunt punted out of NATO.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (snZF9)
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His name was Seth Rich.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (szF1R)
NEW - Trump pardons nursing home operator Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $39 million fraud scheme, just three months into a three-year prison term. Victims haven’t been able to collect from Schwartz.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 30, 2026 06:06 PM (CNl8/)
Are you sure Trump did that, or was it the Auto-Pen again?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (abIsI)
They re-engined this ship a few years ago, and it picked up a few hundred more HP. Could account for the faster sailing. The roll has ceased, we are just cruising along on almost glassy-smooth water. I see a white ship with a red hull docked to my right; think it is a Canuck Coast Guard cutter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:09 PM (kDzQO)
So, no guns showing then?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Can you see Mt. Baker?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (abIsI)
So, a lot of people vacation at Disney World, wearing a speedo and blowing bubbles in front of the Small World exhibit...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM
Their proposal is acceptable.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (0ep87)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:12 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (abIsI)
Nope, but the snow-capped Olympic mts, were well in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (kDzQO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:09 PM (kDzQO)
So, no guns showing then?
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (pDt9x)
Q ship
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:10 PM (szF1R)
The download was USB speed. Someone physically plugged a drive into the server.
When I was doing Navy project we ran a utility that shut down the box if it saw a USB interupt.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: steevy
What if she sent HIM dick pics ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
"Must be this tall to ride."
Posted by: Fang Fang at March 30, 2026 06:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: steevy
What if she sent HIM dick pics ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)
121 Swalwell may as well give up. The primary isn't until June. By then, Katie Porter's bikini picks will have swept the nation. She'll be a shoo in.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (AlhUl)
Eye Bleach por favor
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:14 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:04 PM (El6/E)
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Spain is a more direct air route to the Middle East from CONUS. Tankers could refuel and also base there for the air bridge. Denying that airspace adds to the logistical burden, so screw them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)
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A disgraced former San Francisco department head and her longtime beau have been arrested for allegedly grifting taxpayer funds for personal use through a city program intended to help the city’s black communities.
Sheryl Davis, former heard of the San Francisco Human Rights Commissions, and her nonprofit boss boyfriend James Spingola were taken into custody Monday on suspicion of multiple felony counts of misappropriating public funds and conflicts of interest.
https://tinyurl.com/4jrp6r7n
Posted by: beckster at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (AlhUl)
Protip - never go to dinner at Katie Porter’s house.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (kDzQO)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:16 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (AlhUl)
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Mercy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (kDzQO)
Beware the Danger Hair.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:16 PM (pDt9x)
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I posted a link on this earlier. This money came from defunding the SFPD because they racist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wofus at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (CNa+A)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Eeyore
Thanks.
I did a Bing search for "Katie Porter's bikini picks".
Second hit was for "Katie Nicole" bikini picks.... guess she is famous.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:19 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:19 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Wofus at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (CNa+A)
Because he is just that dumb....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)
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They the real racists, taking advantage of whitey. Sorry, didn't see your earlier link!
Posted by: beckster at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (kX27y)
lsb > usb
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 06:21 PM (v3pYe)
Because he is of the protected class, he is more equal than us, and they will take no criminal action against him. But they want to harm his electoral chances.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:21 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)
"Days after another round of No Kings! protests brought Robert De Niro, Jana Fonda, Jimmy Kimmel, Bruce Springsteen and millions more out on the streets to rally against Donald Trump, some of the same celebs and others are seeking to have an immigration detention facility in Texas shut down ASAP.
And when Raffi and Ms. Rachel speak, maybe it’s time to listen.
“No child should be locked in an immigration detention center,” says a petition also signed by Oscar winner Fonda, Pedro Pascal, Sinners star Wunmi Mosaku, The Gilded Age‘s Morgan Spector and Carrie Coon, Natasha Lyonne, Andor‘s Diego Luna, director Alejandro Gonzalez Iñárritu and many more."
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:22 PM (Sco7b)
Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR)
CSL
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:23 PM (/+uur)
Comey's job was to protect the permanent DC class and go after anyone who threatened them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (RJBgA)
Posted by: Wofus at March 30, 2026 06:18 PM (CNa+A)
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Because Obama was in charge and the FBI was his lapdog.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)
Kash Patel Eyes ?
There is a puny joke in there somewhere but am not quite seeing it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:27 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:27 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (abIsI)
Nope, but the snow-capped Olympic mts, were well in evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 06:13 PM (kDzQO)
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When we stayed with family in Surrey in Vancouver Mt Baker was visible in all its glory from their back porch. That part of the world is beautiful, Vancouver harbour rivals Sydney harbour in Australia in its scenic beauty.
Posted by: Decaf at March 30, 2026 06:29 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 06:29 PM (IifOV)
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I have friends in his district that always vote for him simply because there's a D after his name. Liberal Jews who can't help themselves.
Posted by: beckster at March 30, 2026 06:29 PM (kX27y)
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In Cali being a CCP spy is a positive. This will boost his poll numbers by 5-7%.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 06:24 PM (vOtXJ)
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He's a loudmouth and an inveterate liar with zero sense of shame. He's basically the poster child for the Democrat party at this point.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (oqH4h)
And evict the UN.
The EU needs to cinch up their big boy belts and toe the line. Welcome to the 21st century.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (Fbc0I)
"Rumor has it, that the A10 warthogs have been extremely effective over Iranian militias in Iraq."
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (GD0B3)
Nowhere is one word
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
"Rumor has it, that the A10 warthogs have been extremely effective over Iranian militias in Iraq."
Posted by: runner
Iran put all their eggs into the "drone" and "rocket" baskets.
Should have saved some old school manpads...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 06:29 PM (IifOV)
I’ve been hearing how California and Illinois are on the brink of collapse for 15 years. Yet somehow they just kinda plodding on. Much like how the left says we’re in a perpetual Great Depression whenever a Republican is in the white house. It’s never as bad as the other side thinks it is.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:33 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x)
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Corollary - Don't sleep in the same bed as Amber Heard.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (oqH4h)
Great dad, huh?
His young son was born in 2017 with a congenital heart defect, has undergone three successful open-heart surgeries, with the most recent reported in May 2024. As of early 2026, he is reportedly doing well.
Phonies that they are, he & his ilk attend the very tame No Kings get togethers. Of course.
Btw, Kimmel has 2 grown 'kids' & he's a grandparent..
Posted by: Trying to Fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (NFX2v)
63 Swalwell's FEC filings show him with about 1.5 million in his campaign account.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:50 PM
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That's over ten cents for every likely voter in California.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:20 PM (+nEug)
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Uber
California Medical Association
iirc California Nurses Association
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Blanco at March 31, 2026 01:41 PM (q83gU)
One of the Foreign Invaders and Somali Pirates Who Hijacked a Quarter of a Billion Dollars of American Money Is Sentenced to... 366 Days in Prison
A year and a day. That's it.
It's almost as if the Somali Pirates control the government of Minnesota. The federal sentencing guidelines call for a sentence of 30 to 37 months, or 2 1/2 to 3 years in prison. But the Somali Pirate's corrupt judge cut even that small sentence in half. Or in thirds.Feeding Our Future defendant sentenced to over 1 year in prisonWow, $92,000. And he took responsibility for his actions?
Another Feeding Our Future defendant was sentenced to one year and one day in federal prison on Monday morning. He is scheduled to turn himself in to federal prison on June 2. Abdul Abubakar Ali pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud in October 2022. Per the terms of the plea agreement, one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering and one count of wire fraud were dismissed at sentencing. As previously reported, Ali used nonprofit Youth Investors Lab to enroll in the Federal Child Nutrition Program under the sponsorship of Feeding Our Future. He claimed to serve roughly 1.5 million meals total and that the meals were provided by S & S Catering. But no meals were ever served, prosecutors say. Remarkably, both the government and the defense advocated for a probationary sentence, noting that Ali has taken responsibility for his actions, given valuable information to investigators and paid $92,500 in restitution so far.
However, U.S. District Court Judge Nancy Brasel determined that Ali's role in the fraud scheme was too great for a probationary sentence. She noted that Ali recruited a friend to participate in the scheme and completely made up meal counts, rather than just exaggerating them.
Ihan Omar Promoted "Feed Our Future"
— Jason Robertson (@JRobFromMN) March 30, 2026
Ihan Omar Volunteered at "Feed Our Future"
Ilhan Omar got Donations from "Feed Our Future"
One of the heads was convicted of $250M in Fraud
Read that again $250 MILLION
He gets a year in jail
One Year, like 365 days
Thats less than 3rd… https://t.co/Uc2P29Zh9B pic.twitter.com/wNsiyU9TED
He just came out and said it. https://t.co/O2upU1ZYXS
— Carl Benjamin 🏴 (@Sargon_of_Akkad) March 30, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)
is a "massive problem" because it allows critics of mass immigration to "have their voice heard in a really easy way that they couldn't in the past".
Who do these people think they are? Free citizens?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)
is a "massive problem" because it allows critics of mass immigration to "have their voice heard in a really easy way that they couldn't in the past".
Who do these people think they are? Free citizens?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)
Subjects, not citizens
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (xcxpd)
I'm not sure which would be more disturbing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (xvV+O)
From wikipedia: In February 2026, Brasel ruled that U.S. Immigration and Custom Enforcement (ICE) had likely violated the constitutional rights of thousands of detainees at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.[14] Brasel's emergency restraining order noted that detainees faced numerous barriers to accessing legal counsel and that "in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."[14] Her order required the government to allow non-citizens in custody the opportunity to contact legal counsel within an hour of their detention and before any out-of-state transfer.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:37 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (xcxpd)
Ackshully... British subjects became citizens of the United Kingdom and Colonies (CUKC) on 1 January 1949, following the implementation of the British Nationality Act 1948. This act fundamentally changed the status from one shared with the entire Commonwealth to distinct, local citizenships.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)
Unless you're somali
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (bKa86)
Hang the bastards as spys.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (yFx9n)
And if you can't figure out which Muzzie is conducting fraud and which one isn't, send them both and let CECOT figure it out!
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Eeyore
Maybe there's a way we can make the 'reformed' criminal live in the judge's house for the unserved part of the term in the statute.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (Dv3i1)
They just don't know it yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:40 PM (2WIwB)
Something needs to be done.
Posted by: What is to be done? at March 30, 2026 04:40 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Stateless
Threadwinner!
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (VHUov)
It's raining and warm here, so I'm relaxing with a pipe after a busy day of errands and chores, and trying to catch up. The world is still weird, right? It didn't suddenly correct itself while I was sleeping?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)
https://tinyurl.com/dpaw8chr
"Treasury secretary to reward tipsters with percentage of fines imposed on fraudsters"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (El6/E)
Seems like they were given ample opportunity to leave the US before apprehension.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (xcxpd)
Most likely most of it is in Somalia. Or Somaliland. One of those shitholes.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (CUNBy)
IMHFO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (ZV81O)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (El6/E)
Feel free to bitch about them anyway. The opportunity is dying off. Slowly, oh so slowly, but it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (El6/E)
We treat all countries as they treat us.
-No churches in Middle East? OK, no mosques in the West.
- You burn our churches? We bomb your black cube.
- You make companies transfer technology? we ban those companies from doing business in your country.
- You make Christians pay tax? We make do the same to muslims.
- You want trade surplus? We want balance of trade.
- You cut off hands for theft? We do the same to your people.
- You have slaves in islam? Well, all muslims in West are now slaves too.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: Stateless
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"Acts like he's too good for his own kin."
( -- Ilhan Omar)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)
They sure don't act like it.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a global citizen at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)
Fear not, Crippled fat chicks in wheelchairs wearing BDSM gear are still wheeling their way down your sidewalk.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026
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I did get time to observe that the Miss Statue of Liberty being led off by cops (as part of their street theatre) needed to do a little gym work, and she wouldn't be unattractive. Maybe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (Fbc0I)
Minneapolis officer Chauvin was sentenced to 22.5 years for doing his job when the criminal Floyd died of drug overdose. Three of his fellow police officers were sentenced from 3 to 4.5 years because they didn't shoot Chauvin .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a global citizen at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (Wt5PA)
It only happened 77 years ago. They probably don't know yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (ExV1e)
No but the day before yesterday, just out of the blue, Japanese accounts were heavily promoted by Twixxer to everyone's delight. Pretty Japanese girls, beautiful photos of the cherry festival, posts on food and culture, people mocking Japanese leftists, it is glorious.
Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)
After every conviction like this, impose the penalty, ensure they have no financial means that they can hold on to, and follow up with deportation and banned from ever entering the US again.
Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (oiNtH)
When you consider God is offended by injustice one might fear for our country.
Or something like that.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (hV6Hr)
Posted by: Stateless
What if he does not want to?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026
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Sidewalks here are too broken for that. They'd be rolling in the streets (which are no bargain either) and blocking traffic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (wzUl9)
To foreign invaders who hate you and want to bring this country down. And their Democrat sponsors, protectors, and benefactors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (RIvkX)
She still would be festooned with tattoos and have a corrupt nasty soul filled with hate and insanity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)
She'd speak eventually.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (ExV1e)
>>Meanwhile, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn) and the Trump Administration began negotiations over two vacancies on the U.S. District Court. They ultimately agreed on Brasel, Klobuchar’s candidate, and Minneapolis attorney Eric Tostrud, who was supported by Paulsen.[7] President Trump announced both Brasel and Tostrud on July 13, 2017.
https://tinyurl.com/ww2n376u
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)
Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026
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I heard about that on my local talk radio today. Cool.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)
Part of it went to the Democrats, as tribute. Part of it went to Somalia to family and powerful people there. The rest was spent on stupid crap and spread among their family.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (Bhsk7)
"NO RECESS APPOINTMENTS!"
--Senate Republicans
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:50 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)
I noticed. Have the Indians and Pakistanis lost their stranglehold on the algo? Has it been fixed so it's not promoting incendiary posts and propaganda pages run by Pajeet by default?
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Stateless
What if he does not want to?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
>There's an old adage in Somalia; Incest is best.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
Assuming that you're put in with violent prisoners, which is unlikely, find one of the bosses and promise a big bump in their commissary for protection.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (ExV1e)
I have never liked the idea of people getting away with crimes because they helped the prosecution. I mean, Whitey Bulger murdered and stole from everyone around him for years perfectly protected by the FBI because he fed them his rivals and cash. Mostly cash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (El6/E)
Prosecutors are pussies and 99% always looking for plea deals . That's why so many criminals who should still be in prison are walking the streets and looking for their next victims.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (0OHKH)
Pittsburgh public schools are closing for 4 days during the NIGHTTIME NFL Draft.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (vOtXJ)
I suppose it depends on what is meant by "valuable information".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
They seem greatly diminished, but that might just be because I muted so many of them. You can refuse to see replies and posts from specific portions of the world if you choose as well now LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (El6/E)
That's a pretty big assumption. I highly doubt he's giving them shit. It's in his culture not to.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (IifOV)
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Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026
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They only have fifteen or twenty to choose from?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (wzUl9)
Pretty sure I saw Dildo Buggers at a SF rally that Zombie covered
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
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Don't disagree, but we can't knock the judge for being weak / corrupt / bad Trump pick when she gave a harsher sentence than the prosecution + defense requested, I would think...?
Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)
And it will include time served - every minute he was in custody.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vOtXJ)
Pittsburgh public schools are closing for 4 days during the NIGHTTIME NFL Draft.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026
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Gee, if we'd only had that in the springtime when I was in school.
No wonder these little twerps don't seem to learn anything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (CUNBy)
As I understand it, you now get paid for having impact in your own region. It is hoped that this will lessen the number of them who post shit about US and Japanese politics to game the system.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ali Abdul Abubakar at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)
Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM
No idea.
Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (0sNs1)
Given what public schools are like I am not sure time away from them is so counterproductive
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Has Toby weighed in on his preferred approach?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (36bTp)
The guidelines for that type of crime should be multiple decades hard time.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)
Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear
Their entire language is composed of only twenty three syllables.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (/lPRQ)
The only loser in this affair is overworked prison petting zoo goat.
Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (3fEC+)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)
If it got her thrown the fuck out of the country I would let him off scot-free.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026
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It wasn't counterproductive for me. I got my mother to call in sick for me lots of times; I watched Jeopardy! (the original daytime version) and read. I turned out okay. (Some might disagree.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
Maybe you missed where he had already repaid almost 4/100ths of 1% of the money stolen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (7x+fZ)
Posted by: Carolus at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (oddef)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)
Oh. At least he is working on it.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (vFG9F)
2) Claim you spent it on hookers and blow
3) Claim to be a chick, serve your year in jail with a bunch of horny female inmates
4) Go back to whatever shithole you are from and recover the money and spend it on cheaper hooker and blow
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm)
It's all corruption all the way down in Tampon Timmy's Wonderland.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (gtcuf)
These cartel judges are worse than trannies dancing around in dresses demanding we respect them--at least the tranny isn't stealing from our future and soiling our past.
His lies only live in the present.
No:
You cartel judges are a disgrace to all law and all order.
When the swing comes for you, you can plea to the deaf past, killed by your own hand in a fit of pique at the people you were sworn to protect for daring elect a man you found declasse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026
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When we had a sane country, we would have. Say, during Calvin Coolidge's time.
Oh, wait. They weren't letting people like that into America during Cal's time, so the problem didn't come up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (wzUl9)
You forgot step 1:
Hang him, Iranian style
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)
"Look at the dead bird," I said.
"Where?" she said looking up.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:02 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)
Keep smoking that pipe. It'll get weirder
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:02 PM (zafwz)
In the video, she displayed several signs she said she was making, including “Equality is not radical,” “Healthcare, not warfare,” and “Make bullying wrong again.”
She also stated, “Apparently, if 3.5% of a population protests in a sustained and peaceful way, it can topple authoritarian regimes. I know this is math, but that’s only 12 million of us, so we’ve gotten really close. I think we can do it tomorrow.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 05:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:04 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026
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"The world is already too much for me. That's why I smoke this stuff."
( -- Thomas De Quincey, author of Confessions of an English Opium Eater)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:04 PM (wzUl9)
And how is this "apparent?" Go back to fucking Howard the Duck, Lea.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (gtcuf)
Her first question to me. "So, has your flight arrived yet?"
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (2WIwB)
The core problem we have in the US is that 60% or more just want to be left alone, 10-20% want to roll this shit back to sanity, and the 3% of the 20% that just want free shit thing dressing up as Handmaids will get them to be in charge of handing out the free shit
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM
I think people need to be reminded that Trump had no real plans for a cabinet and no idea how he would do anything anything in his first term because he did not think he would win.
IIRC it was the weekend before the election when he confided in his campaign team that he knew they could not win no matter what happened but they gave it a good try.
He was literally blindsided by his win like everyone else in the country was. I certainly never expected him to win.
While he was trying to organize a cabinet he was being attacked from both the left and the right on an hourly basis and was forced to constantly defend himself from minute one with the entire deep state, the courts along with the left and all of the rino's constantly attacking at him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 05:06 PM (0N4FZ)
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maybe he'll get shivved while he's in the joint
I kid, of course
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ZxPkt)
I would have asked her: "Are you the party to whom I am speaking?"
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (gtcuf)
We should encourage a nationwide series of Shut The Fuck Up rallies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Diogenes
>Did she cackle and suck your cock? That's what Kamala would do.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)
Acting the second most overpaid profession in the world.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (ynpvh)
It's all corruption all the way down in Tampon Timmy's Wonderland.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM
Dude. We're Hobbits. Consider our daily meal schedule:
Breakfast – 7 a.m.
Second Breakfast – 9 a.m.
Elevenses – 11 a.m.
Luncheon – 1 p.m.
Afternoon Tea – 3 p.m.
Dinner – 6 p.m.
Supper – 9 p.m.
That's barely 1.607 years worth of meals for our Community.
Posted by: Abdul al Merry & Mohammad Pippin at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (azOtX)
Equality under the law? Of course not
Equality of outcome? You bet your sweet duck f*cking tits honey
Posted by: 18-1 in the style of that meme at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wally at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (zG4BR)
According to Melania, when Trump told Melania he was running she said "You know if you run you'll win.'
Donald Trump has been in the public eye for 5 decades. WHEN, in all that time, has Donald Trump EVER ONCE not played to win?
The "Trump didn't expect to win" shit was a liberal media talking point.
I say this as a huge Trump supporter: Trump's fuck ups are Trump's fuckups. Don't try and sugarcoat them with liberal media talking pints.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (gtcuf)
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)
amazing, just simply amazing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (ynpvh)
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes
🤣
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (T5m6M)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (+nEug)
Why is the Internal Revenue Service sitting this one out?
The fraud is obvious. That would make the tax fraud obvious as well. Claiming to serve 1.5 million meals and not serving any would negate the structure of the entity. That's tax fraud.
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)
Prosecutors are hyper-aggressively slef interested, and conviction rate is a big factor in getting to the next level.
A plea deal results in a conviction, ergo going to trial not only costs more and takes more time, there's the offchance that the perp skates.
They don't give one flying fuck about public safety or "justice", only their careers*
*The caveat is when they tilt at windmills for publicity and political advantage such as the specious charges leveled against POTUS
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (mP0Kj)
This person now qualifies for good behavior sentence reduction credits from 25-40%. The likelihood is this fraudster does 6 months or less. Crime really does pay.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at March 30, 2026 05:14 PM (np2zX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)
These are true stats...
The FBI has a successful prosecution rate of 99%.
Of FBI cases, 99% are plea deals.
Kinda makes ya go... hmmmm....
Note, Gen. Flynn, after NINE YEARS, finally gets a settlement from the DOJ for wrongful prosecution... after having to be pardoned by the President.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (azOtX)
Somewhere in the middle of the Strait, they will say you can shop duty free for like 2 freakin minutes.
The deals aren't that great, but the lure is.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (zafwz)
We should encourage a nationwide series of Shut The Fuck Up rallies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
When I passed through Madras, OR on Saturday, there was a sad little NoKings demo at the highway intersection, led by a slovenly fat harpy toting a crudely-lettered "jail Trump" sign. I flipped them the bird, and was rewarded by a burst of incoherent screeching.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (azOtX)
And it has not changed for nearly 1000 years. Arabic is a very crude, simple, dumb language
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (El6/E)
I think it's far too easy to forget what was going on back then. Not only did Trump run against the Republican establishment and thrash them, he was also being accused of being a Russian stooge. It's not like people were rushing to work for him back then. Many didn't think he'd last in office for a year.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)
That's great in theory, but you have to be absolutely sure that it is reduced to gravel in the process.
Can you imagine what a morale boost is would be if we bombed it and wasn't completely obliterated?
They're bad enough when they're losing, we can't afford to give them even one win. Especially a significant one like that.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Howard the Duck at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (XMwZJ)
I can fix her.
Or die trying
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (El6/E)
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)
amazing, just simply amazing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (ynpvh)
Barista? probably had a Humanities type degree...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:19 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:19 PM (XMwZJ)
Yeah, real frickin' Einsteins...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (azOtX)
Yo!
Sorry again we weren't able to get together.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (dIske)
I say this as a huge Trump supporter: Trump's fuck ups are Trump's fuckups. Don't try and sugarcoat them with liberal media talking pints.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM
Sorry but it isn't a liberal talking point. Trump himself said he was not going to win the week before the election. Even melania told that to the lady who wrote the "art of her deal" book about melania.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)
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Heard some talking head today suggest tthat the DOJ can't get good lawyers because The Left will essentially destroy your legal career if you work for Trump.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:21 PM (HW7Dq)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:22 PM (1LxEq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:22 PM (azOtX)
Of course, when I would have started with that, we didn't have (affordable, let alone cheap) calculators. Urgh.
(Forensic accounting might have been a strange sort of fun, if there was such a specialty in the '70s.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)
Your ampersands are all going to get tangled up like fishhooks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026
***
"Download our app! It's free!"
( -- Scylla and Charybdis)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Howard the Duck at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (zG4BR)
Your movie sucked but that scene was the greatest scene ever put on film.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (OM9sb)
Sorry again we weren't able to get together.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)
Likewise. But I was able to meet MAE and Lazy Messenger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (azOtX)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)
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PhD guaranteed!
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (HW7Dq)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (vsOOT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)
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PhD guaranteed!
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (HW7Dq)
I think PhD should be pronounced like Elmer Fudd's last name...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:26 PM (ynpvh)
Peter St. Onge warned that the taxpayers are probably going to end up bailing out private credit as a number of the lenders (e.g., Blue Owl) have stopped allowing redemptions.
Peter also pointed out that the banks are lobbying Congress hard to make it illegal for stable coins to pay interest because those accounts are paying about 4% while banks are paying < 1/4%.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 05:26 PM (2ap+5)
If she hadn't been playing his mom, that scene with her in the bedroom with Marty in Back to the Future would have been scorching hot. As it is, super awkward and disturbing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:28 PM (El6/E)
I can fix her.
Or die trying
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (El6/E)
She needs spankings.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 05:28 PM (vsOOT)
1.5M meals. Imagine the infrastructure and resources to prepare and serve that many meals. The biggest professional catering companies in the country probably don’t serve that many meals in that time frame.
But this lone asshole probably had a bare-bones LLC with maybe one to two employees, tiny office space, and no resources to serve hamburger helper, let alone 1.5M meals.
The fact that nobody bothered to do any due diligence whatsoever on any of these companies makes it 100% clear to me that everyone was in on it, from top to bottom.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:29 PM (1LxEq)
even then...
aiui, it was broken into about seven pieces a while ago and glued back together.
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 30, 2026 05:31 PM (bNf8H)
I've been reading about a counterattack on the ABA, one of the main groups harassing and trying to take down lawyers who work with Trump or any MAGA related person. The ABA has become a far left advocacy group and not a neutral arbiter of the law.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (azOtX)
Excellent!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (OM9sb)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (1LxEq)
What you people are forgetting is that this guy chose to not serve 1.5 Million People to Children.
Because, he cares.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (W7FsI)
長谷川吉田 Hasegawa Yoshida
@EdoEraPervert
Translated from Japanese
I'm often seeing this word on TL, and I'm confused because I don't get what it means. What the heck is "Nigga"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (El6/E)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 05:34 PM (MIIRH)
aiui, it was broken into about seven pieces a while ago and glued back together.
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (v3pYe)
Reduce to gravel then mill it down to minus .01" in a ball mill, put the resulting sludge into tanks, and empty them at sea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:35 PM (azOtX)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (r2KsI)
Posted by: John M at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (CzLfO)
Were You Inconvenienced by the Decrepit White Hippies During the CCP- and Soros-Funded No Kings Shuffle-Abouts?
Insurrection BarbieThey're literally mutants.
@DefiyantlyFree Mar 28 I got stuck in the middle of one of the idiotic CCP funded No Kings protests with my kid in this morning. First of all it was 15 people. They were all white and over the age of 65 and lastly, if you continue to walk around with signs that say No Kings, you look like an idiot. Literally no one was under the age of 65 in the whole crowd.
Fetishist 'No Kings' protester in mask drags 'Trump' and 'JD Vance' behind her wheelchairUh-huh.
The "No Kings" protest in Atlanta took a turn for the weird as a masked artist dragged unhinged cosplayers dressed as President Trump and Vice President JD Vance behind her wheelchair. Video of the street protest sideshow circulating online shows activist Jessica Blinkhorn clad in a black sheer skirt, a leather tube top and a full facemask reminiscent of "Mad Max: Fury Road" villain Immortan Joe seated in a motorized wheelchair as her fellow dress-up players awkwardly gyrate to techno music. The Georgia State University teacher and self-described "DOGEWALKER" holds a metal leash in one hand, which is connected to a collar worn by a person wearing a Trump mask and dressed in his signature blue suit, red tie and MAGA hat, and a woman who appears to be mimicking Erika Kirk. ... "This is performance as protest. This is art in action," Blinkhorn wrote in an Instagram post accompanying the unhinged video. ...
Blinkhorn has been awarded in the art world for her performance pieces about sex and disability. He received a prestigious Guggenheim Fellowship in 2024 -- a prestigious award that comes with tens of thousands of dollars in grant money -- for her project SPANKBOX. The art "depicts individuals with physical disabilities in hypersexualized poses and situations," according to the fellowship.
Video of these sexual fetishist mutants here. (Toby just emailed me to say "Almost as hittable as Sarah Longwell.")
Robert DeNiro -- or, as I think this genius should be called, Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro -- stumbled and mumbled his way through a gibberish speech written for him by ChatGTP.
C3For decades people praised DeNiro for somehow managing to make his eyes empty and absent. Turns out, no, he's not a great actor, he's just brain-damaged IRL. When he "portrays" a man with no inner monologue who seems to be an animal motivated only by primitive instinct, that's just him. Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro shuffle-marched alongside pogrom-stirring race hustler and OG Grifter Al Sharpton as well as spherical bull-dyke and mortgage fraudster "Big Tish" James.
@C_3C_3 Mar 28 No Kings crybaby and terminal TDS patient Robert DeNiro... Has lost roughly $350 million on his last 5 movies. Whoops!
LMAO 🤣. No kings protester completely LOSES IT and STORMS AWAY when the interviewer points out that nobody voted for Kamala and she was installed as the nominee pic.twitter.com/k4soNACCuS
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 29, 2026
Philadelphia, PA - at today's “No Kings” protest
— Vivid.🇮🇱 (@VividProwess) March 28, 2026
"Death to America”
“Death to Israel”
Long Live the Intifada”
All while holding the “Palestinian” flag.
Those are literally terrorists in America.
pic.twitter.com/7oBKSWjb1A
“Then they came for the theater kids, and I said ‘make sure you get all the theater kids’” https://t.co/r4E5ylnmvm
— 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) (@myth_pilot) March 30, 2026
No kings protesters in Nashville, TN
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 29, 2026
These libtards are actually deranged pic.twitter.com/thWB19dYL6
This is the best takedown of "No Kings" I've seen yet.
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) March 29, 2026
"You just hate what you're told to hate..."
"I just wish the anti-authoritarian energy was present during actual tyranny." 🔥pic.twitter.com/126eJbo8vc
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)
If we have to resolve it, it won't end well for the mutants.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (rbvCR)
Looks more like a tire tube top to me.
Posted by: GWB at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (z/ZK2)
To CECOT with all these protestors!
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (sWgE+)
yuck
gonna make Easter a bit more annoying
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (cWLG3)
We’re busy crushing down the streets of Tehran in our new turbo Trans Am…
Posted by: Fearless Iranians From Hell at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (z/ZK2)
Also a divorce, that broke whatever was left of him. I kind of disagree about DeNiro's acting ability. He WAS very good for a couple of decades. He picked good roles that fitted his ability. He's an empty shell now.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (6uxuX)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (h3Irj)
All of them were talking about how they enjoyed the protest the day before...
Yep. The protests main demographic are old people waiting to die.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (4xEtP)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
This is much different than during the BLM tyranny in 2020 or so. Those protests were much better organized, much better funded, and much much better attended.
No Kings is barely a wet fart in a hurricane.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
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Not closely enough, and now I hate you.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)
_______
Ummm ... I think that's a dude, bro
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)
The hardest part about this entire situation is telling your father.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
yeah the facial geometry is weird and extreme and now I can see a dude in that. Not sure if it is a dude. Would not chance it. Not worth it even if it's a tatted up witch-faced broad.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
LEAVE BALLISTIC ALONE!
...also,
Love is love, homie.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (W7FsI)
Yeah, Miss SoL was a bit rough looking. Like she'd raped by a gang of TdA terrorists.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (JCZqz)
In many ways, this is the story of the next post.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
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At least I'm not rollerblading.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (oqH4h)
Before the proest yesterday morning, they were running around frantically trying t pack the car with signs and accessories -- yelling at each other, upset, excited, desperate to get there in time and not forget anything.
aFterward, they invited abut 15 fellow No-Kingers to the house for an after-protest canapé party. they stood around laughing and sipping white wine, and then gathered in a circle and sang cringey "protest songs" that consisted n '60s and '70s hits with badly rewritten anti-Trump lyrics.
It was so sad, so pathetic.
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Av6i5)
All of them were talking about how they enjoyed the protest the day before...
Yep. The protests main demographic are old people waiting to die.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)
Where else can you have a free outdoor party, and even get "famous" attention and possibly paid?
This is an assisted living home dream. It's why they keep having them. Puts the olds out for at least 1/2 the day and the prior week is "getting ready" events...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (tOcjL)
In many ways, this is the story of the next post.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle)
Go to Xinjiang province and fix tractors.
Posted by: Mao at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (z/ZK2)
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (sWgE+)
how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Ia/+0)
"You just hate what you're told to hate..."
"I just wish the anti-authoritarian energy was present during actual tyranny."
I remember when you had to show your vaccine card to dine out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Kksvc)
But... once you get done scanning for easy/nasty, you have to look closer and decide, "Is this even worth it on Easy Mode? What are we even doing here? "
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
Or a tranny.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (z/ZK2)
how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
So it's not a pot bellied over tatted Shemale ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)
parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)
Ace, it isn’t fair to make fun of blind horndog Toby
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (36bTp)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (IifOV)
What our brains do is take the information given to it and form what is essentially an ideal for what it 'sees'.
Then, it adjusts as reality imposes itself on the ideal.
This, is the essential working of the 10 yard rule.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
Or a tranny.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (z/ZK2)
I was thinking male to female tranny who actually spent money at least getting the good hormones...that type of person would want to show the nipples by going bra-less...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (tOcjL)
I remember when you had to show your vaccine card to dine out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Kksvc)
Went to a St. Louis Blues hockey game during the covid thing. The people we went with, one guy's wife was a nurse. She had 'vaccine passports' pre printed for all of us so we had no issue getting into the arena.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
She's The Statue of Libertine.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)
Didn't file an anonymous noise complaint over the singing?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)
"would my dick be mad at me for sticking him in that?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (W7FsI)
This also works on "transgenders".
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (n5tGW)
S/he's gazing at that officer like David French watching a particularly jacked bull pound his wife. Pure happiness.
It's almost like these abominations want to get arrested. Almost like it's all performance art.
Ya know?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM
Paul Shanklin wept.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (iXqHn)
Supposedly there is another one tomorrow night. I 'm going to check it out.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)
The judges would have also accepted, "Creamsicle Mussolini"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)
How much were they paying?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (2Ez/1)
Make Hickory Shampoo Great Again.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (W7FsI)
Ya know?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
Cred.
Shows how far they're willing to go on their terrorist resume.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM
The Vespa Question. Will any of my friends see me riding that?
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (tOcjL)
NK's is also hobo Mardi Gras.
Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (3fEC+)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (+nEug)
Take plenty of pictures!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
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And that folks is the thread winner...
The horde never disappoints.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)
And not ONE mask! Think of the Covid variances!!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
*bats eyes*
He doesn't have to know.
Posted by: Statue of Libertine at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: No Ignorance nor bliss at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (48kUI)
Some support honks, but also loud exhortations to fuck themselves, and many birds were thrown, including my own.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (Fbc0I)
The left. They never cease to entertain when they go out and do dumb shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (2Ez/1)
They probably didn't have to.
They just had to tell people it was a reason for them to act like drama kids and wear costumes, and they were in.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:51 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: No Ignorance nor bliss at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (48kUI)
She's so round. So firm.. So FULLY PACKED.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM
Add a few pounds and she'd be a torta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (bFu5X)
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Interviewer: “Why do you think there’s not a lot of black people here?”
Protester:
“Because a lot of them are afraid of being arrested. And they don’t wanna get arrested. They can’t afford it. They can’t afford the lawyers. They can’t afford the time off from work. And they’re afraid.”
Interviewer: “Do you think black people are less likely to protest because they’re afraid of getting arrested?”
Protester:
“Yeah, I do. Because they know they’ll get arrested more than white people.”
Interviewer: “What about voter ID laws? A lot of people say that suppresses the black vote.”
Protester:
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
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The media's narrative at work.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (0OHKH)
Posted by: al roker at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (IifOV)
Toby is gonna get mad if you are checking out his girl.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (W7FsI)
Filed under: Things i Didn't Know.
Also appears to be chilly
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (kVoLy)
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)
The Shame shall forever be engraved upon Your Soul.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (iXqHn)
Protester:
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
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Tell me you're a racist that has never met a black person without telling me you're a racist that's never met a black person.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle)
Is that really 'Pam'? She looks like the years have been very kind to her.
Wonder if she lives in California.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (QGaXH)
But be loud about it, because most of them have hearing aids.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ace
Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (vTZFs)
So, I feel bad for them...and yet, I'd also like them to stay in their assisted living homes and have an ice cream party instead.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (tOcjL)
You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED
What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?
Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
Saturday was great. I was horribly disappointed by two horror movies, watched coverage of No Kings Day 3 on MS Now AND watched 'Freddy Got Fingered.' Entertainment all around.
Hollywood has had 25 years to dig deeper and 'Freddy Got Fingered' was actually the best movie I saw that day. It was bad and I can't believe they crapped $14 million on it, but it wasn't that bad. Lily white and no bitching about racism and no gays,
And thanks to MS Now, Tom Green didn't even crack the top 7 most annoying people Saturday.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (ueM0k)
no, just kinda looks and sounds like her.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (1wjle)
how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
THAT'S A MAN, BABY...!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ace
Weird Al hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
No, because the half dozen or so old ladies from my county who protest ICE are downtown, where no one goes anymore.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: freddie mercury at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)
You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED
What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?
Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)
And they had 100 of the stupid f*cks lined up for that dipshittery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)
You missed the Art Thread by a few hours, sir.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (0Htd1)
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Sounds like a victim of Somali pirate fraud.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (NgYxV)
You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED
What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?
Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)
They want to be gang-ravaged by a bunch of swarthy Muslims.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Phases of dementia, most likely...the older you get, the more likely you will start to experience that mental fade...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)
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Sounds like a victim of Somali pirate fraud.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (NgYxV)
Sad thing is, HE didn't lose anything. He got paid. The movie studios....THEY took it in the shorts for that asshole. But, you hired him. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:59 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)
I'm sure there was quite the monkeypox convention in several areas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think the deeper message he was trying to convey was:
#OrangeCheetoBad
/Furure MAHA Voter?
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:00 PM (NgYxV)
- Defy some Judicial decisions
- Indict/arrest/mug shot of opponent
- Search the residence of your opponent
- Pardon every last person in your administration
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (bKa86)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (XMwZJ)
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And that's just considering Congress.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Beelzebubba at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM
The Vespa Question. Will any of my friends see me riding that?
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)
Had a crude friend who's favorite joke was 'what do fat chicks and Vespas have in common?
Answer: they can both be a lot of fun but you don't want you're friends to see you riding one.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:02 PM (QGaXH)
how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
***
Was thinking the same thing.
*shudders*
And her costume is missing the pigeon shit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 04:03 PM (2ap+5)
The photo of the strange man wrapped like a tire in the wheelchair is bizarre, but not enough for me to find out or care.
It will soon be hot and they will stop these No King's worthless parades due to their age. Pass the baton to the paid protesters and move straight into real riot month which is June.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ace
Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM
Could Ace actually be Weird Al?????
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: Frank Barone
Day trip from the old folks home.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Kksvc)
fixt
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (WONhk)
Sorry gents who have rarely felt the touch of a female, that's a woman, albeit a large nosed one.
Here's the side pic
https://nypost.com/2026/03/29/us-news/no-kings-rally-turns-
violent-and-woman-dressed-as-statue-of-liberty-is-arrested/
[Delete the hard return after turns- ]
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: ace
Hello fart shits my old friend
I must contend with you again
Because the Taco Bell I was eating
Has left my butthole weeping
It's run thru me like a molten lava train
Oh the pain
And now I poop with violence
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (Kksvc)
Yes. These people who have been dropped on their heads as children are there every weekend now.
I was with the wife, but I so dearly wanted to roll the windows down and blast ICE ICE BABY from my huge stereo in the MAGA red dirty diesel truck.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (WYStd)
Just remember they all vote. There’s unfortunately no law keeping idiots like this from voting.
Posted by: That Guy at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (g/iaZ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)
You missed the Art Thread by a few hours, sir.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (iXqHn)
I'm on the left coast and slept late today....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:07 PM (QGaXH)
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There's a deleted scene in the movie Event Horizon that features such "art."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (F0XtB)
They probably had to cut that tire off the moobs and submerge the entire deal in a pool.
I'll bet the smell triggered dogs miles away.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Cqx++)
I presume that it was a list of all the pedos outed by THE EPSTEIN FILES! which included Prince Andrew - who was outed as having leaked government secrets, Elon Musk - who wasn't in the files at all AFAIK, and Woody Allen - who was almost certainly a pedo but also not in the files.
Not mentioned were the hundreds (thousands?) of teachers who molest kids every year. But that's okay.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (0Htd1)
Now that I'm waayyyyy over 29, when I see the young guys with shaved heads I want to growl at them 'get a haircut, hippie'. When/if they say 'wth you talking about, old man' I'd say 'I dunno, it's just what old guys told me when I was your age so......'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:10 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:10 PM (7WnOb)
Those were the only places Hillary was giving speeches in 2016?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)
* bows head for wheelchair.
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (7WnOb)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (AlhUl)
You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED
What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?
Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)
Probably the same ones that spend their free time trying to annoy other posters on schmaart military blogs...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (QGaXH)
As for the gimp, he is near death, so that's a plus. That belly is less fat than retained liquid (ascites), and that level looks like liver failure
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (g6TN6)
Right, they're still trying to make "Trump's name is in the files" happen.
The files don't actually support claims that what was happening there was pedos, just a lot of rich guys banging "yacht girls" like Meghan Markle. Especially considering the legal age in the Virgin Islands is 16.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)
______
I always insisted on Duval and Caine as at least as good. Hell, Jane Fonda was pretty good at the start of Barbarella (her career was all downhill from there, when she got dressed.)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:14 PM (AlhUl)
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My father might have hit on some of them - back in 1942, when they were doable.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (NcvvS)
DA Brooke Rollins announcing arrests of former city officials today including Chair of the Human Rights Commission. Millions in fraud to live the high life, build personal brand, pay tuition and personal expenses.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: InZona at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (/O9OF)
Great News!!
Variety reports there's going to be a movie!
Sony Pictures Television is shopping a project about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein with Laura Dern attached to star, Variety has learned.
The limited series is based on the book “Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story” by Julie K. Brown, the Miami Herald journalist who put a renewed spotlight on Epstein and his crimes. Dern will star in the series as Brown.
The official description of the series describes it as “an explosive account of an investigative reporter exposing the secret plea deal between Epstein and federal prosecutors. Drawing from Brown’s experience as a groundbreaking reporter for the Miami Herald, the book and the limited series follow her relentless years-long investigation that identified 80 victims, persuaded key survivors to go on the record, and led to Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s arrests.”
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)
It's the meme, where the woman in the Handmaid outfit explains that Republicans want to force her to have hot sex with high-status very masculine men and then Niagara Falls comes out of her cooter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 04:17 PM (VWtfl)
I must contend with you again
Because the Taco Bell I was eating
Has left my butthole weeping
It's run thru me like a molten lava train
Oh the pain
And now I poop with violence
Posted by: rickb223
>Did you get the 2 Chicken Chalupas Supreme Combo? It's like avian caviar in a crispy corn shell.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:17 PM (Fbc0I)
How many of the hand maiden people lived their lives hopping from one bed to the next until they aged out of it and they fantasize about a rich, powerful man claiming them and using them... sexually. His strong arms holding them down as he thrusts into them. There's nothing they can do, they're helpless against him.
It's all BDSM fantasy time for leftovers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (/1l9x)
They probably had to cut that tire off the moobs and submerge the entire deal in a pool.
I'll bet the smell triggered dogs miles away.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)
Pool..pool..oh you mean like an acid bath? That would work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (/1l9x)
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Boredom?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (g6TN6)
Basically... Thanks for protesting to make sure no Kings come in and take over the Country... as Elected President I appreciate your hard work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Half the country was always weird... we just USED to use public shame to make them hide it.
Now, they are OUT, and Proud.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)
Kamala Harris received 0.0% of the democrat primary vote, and they made her their candidate solely because they realized their actual candidate, Joe Biden, was going to lose badly. That's the total reasoning behind the switch - we are going to lose with Biden, maybe we can win with Kamala. Voters? Fuck the voters.
No kings blah blah. Such bullshit.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Lack of war on our soil. Nobody can make them (oopsie) collateral damage, so they breed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM (snZF9)
We have his answer.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Because the cops stopped letting people beat them to death.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (iXqHn)
ABC, NBC and CBS average about a total of 21 million viewers according to Grok. A small portion of the total population.
MS Now is about 1.6 million. CNN is about 700,000.
I wonder how many Americans didn't even know this was going on or why?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Heavy Metal.
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (7WnOb)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (YlWIZ)
It fucking gives me chills. These people are positively creepy. They are very average looking women with male dominance fantasies.
By the way, the TV show doesn't even resemble the book. The premise of the book is "what if Christians in North America treated women like the Iranians and the Saudis?"
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (vOtXJ)
Now, they are OUT, and Proud.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)
Their dads used to beat the living shit out of them so much that if they even THOUGHT a weird thought, they'd have an instant response as if they'd been beaten again, and that was enough to stop them.
That doesn't happen now.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (iXqHn)
Somehow it became conventional wisdom that if your sex life is anything other than hetero missionary with the lights off you're a Communist and must vote accordingly.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (2ocoG)
Speaking of washed up old has-beens, remember that guy Cahrles from the Small Mint-Colored Pigskins web site? The guy that, from the onset of the site, absolutely HATED the mullahs of Iran? Held them responsible for all the ills in the middle east? You'd think that now they're finally being dealt with he'd at least back the Trump administration's actions?
Well, you'd be wrong. Not posting the link, but talk about a 180 degree switcheroo. Cash conquers all, for some people.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (Ft5W9)
Thats how I feel about these retards. I’ve forgotten the stupid protests even existed. Why give them any attention, they’re 65 year old children.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (uDDWT)
/
SF NEWS
/
JAY BARMANN
Sheryl Davis, Human Rights Commission Director and Dream Keeper Chief Under Breed, Arrested on Felony Charges
https://tinyurl.com/b9uker2y
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: redridinghood
>Somebody has to subsidize their pharmaceuticals when they're mid-transition.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz)
No kings blah blah. Such bullshit.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM
It's "No Kings". They're allowed to have queens.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: ace
Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (vTZFs)
Because you got high?
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:29 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Heavy Metal.
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None of the metal heads I know are into goofy shit like that.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (y9ksN)
We all know who you mean. The alleged jazz guitarist who allegedly rides a bicycle with no seat. He got a new girlfriend and adopted her politics. That was pretty much the end of anyone smart posting there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Ft5W9)
I suppose a bigger question is, "Why did you even go see if he's still alive?" He was something big, something important, and he became just another looney closet in an internet filled with them.
Let his name be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (vOtXJ)
I actually watched the first couple of seasons about...eight years ago? Just before I got my CDL.
Dear Lord, it was awful. Just a badly, badly written series. I got a couple of episodes into season three and bailed. It was just getting worse and I couldn't stand it anymore,
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (g6TN6)
We've still got several tons of fentanyl don't we?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (ExV1e)
Metal *heads* aren't, but the music press in general and the specialist metal press in particular is way hard left and very angry about it.
Very much like all the other specialist press, actually.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: redridinghood"
The internet. Before it, the weirdness was mostly localized.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (vFG9F)
We have his answer.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (wBaIH)
So that means one in ten have an IQ higher than 130...given a standard distribution.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Rome at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (V4IXI)
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Well duhhhh! It's Kid Rock's house and the commie rat bastards needed a buzzing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ndZc7)
To be fair, that's also how *our* weirdness got together.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Fbc0I)
That's perfect. I 100% endorse that use of my tax dollars.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:34 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)
Did he really get a new GF?
Tale as old as time, man.
Maybe he should have hooked up with another man and maybe he would've been allowed to keep his opinion.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (CUNBy)
Posted by: Accomack at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (+sNap)
Bell curve remains unbeaten (generally speaking). The problem is distributions among various demographic groups ("G factor")
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)
The hardest part about this entire situation is telling your father.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
Incidentally, of one of the funniest comments on YouTube is on the music video for "The Man" by The Killers. It goes something like, "After watching this, I finally sat my parents down to tell them that they're gay."
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: redridinghood
How? Internet. They were always weird. We just never heard about it.
Someone did some stupid shit in Elkhorn, Idaho was never heard about in Secaucus, New Jersey.
Thanks to the internet, it's now on a reel on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram and Twitter.
Everyone sees it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:43 PM (7WnOb)
Oh and forgot, white people are destroying the planet,
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)
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I don't. Who are you talking about?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (aZm/F)
One of ours is always at the County Courthouse - and the county is ran entirely by very well-heeled & connected Democrats/Socialists - but, no doubt we're all paying for their protection and that of the "orators and entertainment." 🙄
>PennLive dot com
"A No Kings rally in Media, Pa included a march to the Delaware County Courthouse for a 90-minute rally that included songs and speeches." Heaven help us all. 🤡
"This is your flag too!" was the retort from the audience for some alleged patriotic song.
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Well, THAT crowd didn't wall far for the festivities. Someone should have hollered the undocumented would be in their school and neighborhood & they would have scattered like roaches.
But all-in-all, as several hundreds 'liked:' It worked guys!!! There's still no king after...
Mockingly, of course.
Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 05:06 PM (NFX2v)
The Democrats, in the long tradition within their party of creating a political operation funded with tax dollars (a "machine"), have duplicated it, not with direct government jobs -because we've created laws like the Hatch Act making that difficult - but with government-adjacent operations, like schools and universities, and " NGOs".
Kill the Teacher's Unions, dismantle all the socially-conscious fluff curricula in colleges, and defund, without exception, NGOs. Let them run on donations, not taxes.
I'm betting that the collapse of this kind of street theater would mimic the USAID cuts response.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (rJ+qD)
It's on the same wavelength as soyboy progs affecting camo to show their Man Cred.
They wouldn't know the stirrings of actual liberty if it crawled up their leg and bit em on their teeny weeny dicks.
Posted by: Zek at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (5FPX4)
Did Democrats Just Steal a Congeressional Seat?
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh HOLY CRAP!! A Palm Beach elections office volunteer just got arrested for STEALING an encrypted access key and computer equipment in the March 24 special election where the Democrat won by 800 votes This is the district the includes Mar-a-Lago. Investigators worry that the encryption -- used for training -- could be reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration The theft was reported on March 27, a few days after last Tuesday's special election, per WPTV. The theft occurred on March 19, just days before election day "During the search of [John] Panicci's home, detectives recovered the stolen items along with a substantial amount of electronic and digital storage devices. Panicci was transported to the Palm Beach County Jail and booked on charges." Election integrity is vital to our republic. If it's happening in Florida -- IT'S HAPPENING NATIONWIDE
Tony Seruga
@TonySeruga You wondered how Democrat Emily Gregory defeated Trump-endorsed Republican Jon Maples by roughly 797--800 votes (51.2% to 48.8%, out of about 33,400 votes cast in a low-turnout special). The district had previously been held by a Republican who won by a much larger margin in 2024. FACTS: On March 19, during a volunteer training session at the elections office (4301 Cherry Road) ahead of the March 24 special election, Panicci allegedly stole an encrypted access key from a voter registration terminal. Surveillance photos reportedly captured the act.
He maintains a Facebook profile under John Panicci (@JohnWPB), describing himself as a "huge tech nerd." The key was programmed only for training databases, not live voter registration or election systems. However, investigators expressed concern that someone technically skilled could reverse-engineer the encryption and misuse it in a real kiosk.
The theft was reported to detectives on March 27. They identified Panicci, obtained search and arrest warrants, and executed them at his Lake Worth/Greenacres-area home on March 28. They recovered the stolen key and equipment, plus a large amount of other electronic and digital storage devices. He faces charges related to theft of computer equipment/property crimes (including taking/damaging electronic devices). He was booked into Palm Beach County Jail and held on $6,000 bail, with a no-contact order regarding the elections office. The investigation is ongoing, including a review of seized devices. It appears that Panicci was in communication with Debbie Wasserman Schultz's DC office over a dozen times since Christmas. If you recall, Wasserman and her Assistant United States Attorney (federal prosecutor) in the District of Columbia, brother, Steven Wasserman, who bungled the case, provided cover for the Awan brothers (Imran Awan, Abid Awan, and Jamal Awan), who were Pakistani-American IT staffers who worked as shared/contracted technicians for numerous Democratic members of Congress.
And they knew the guy was sketchy pic.twitter.com/xsKP1Spjp3
— kelly 🇺🇸 (@kelly54708895) March 29, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:32 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (98kQX)
There were a bunch of other elections too.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)
Prevent people from questioning the integrity of our elections, obviously!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 02:35 PM (xZzjp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (7HqqU)
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Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (MIIRH)
But I agree it smells worst than Ahmed's crusty underwear stained with goat ass.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
— kelly 🇺🇸 (@kelly54708895) March 29, 2026
Figures.
Typical "the suspect was 'known to police'" bullshit we hear every f*cking time there's a shooting.
If the left can't cheat, they never win anything again outside of blueist of the blue shitholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (ECasK)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (2Ez/1)
it's a state rep seat in special election which will have a redo in the fall
which will go to the R
still, they need to jail that blonde mofo, soonest
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (7HqqU)
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (nGraA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (AkEZC)
no I think they used it now
they wanted the headlines
they were planning on doing it again in the fall too tho, of course. this was like a teaser
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at March 30, 2026 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Decision Desk veteran at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (j+aD2)
ccording to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, the theft occurred on March 19 at the Supervisor of Elections’ headquarters on Cherry Road. Surveillance footage and digital check-in logs allegedly show Panicci, who was not on the original training roster, writing his name in, scanning his identification, and entering the room at 8:34 a.m.
Surveillance footage captured the moment Panicci, seated at a voter registration kiosk, reached over to an adjacent machine and pulled a black-and-silver SanDisk USB from its port. Investigators say he then slipped the device into his right pants pocket and left the facility.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (JCZqz)
which will go to the R
still, they need to jail that blonde mofo, soonest
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)
I hear you, and I agree. But that's not the point. The point is that they're stealing seats with literally zero consequences.
Until they receive consequences (or have consequences imposed upon them), nothing changes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2026 02:39 PM (NtVYv)
They're so used to no consequence, they're just out and out BOLD about their criminal activities.
"We've got the biggest voter fraud system the world has ever seen."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
"Why will the SAVE Act never pass?"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
As soon as you introduce anything digital, trust goes out the window.
I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)
They've been lusting after this one like a Democrat after a child.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)
she's mostly investigating the 127 year old voters
they have those in Florida still too!
she's also pretty MILFY I have to say
seems like a fun lady
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (gKWVE)
I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)
During a hearing in Georgia back in 2020, someone hacked a voting machine using the internet connected thermostat on the wall in the same room as the machine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Minnesota cheats just fine with nothing digital. They just need a Buick.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)
not just that, but the retention numbers for seated congressmen are way way way WAY high
that is due to fraud
that's why Thune is doing what he's doing
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (j+aD2)
To a systems engineer, this whole thing is nuts. There should be no "training keys" -- what a security mess.
2. Why steal it if it was only good for training?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (yFx9n)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (u73oe)
that is due to fraud
that's why Thune is doing what he's doing
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:43 PM (j+aD2)
Congress has an approval rating of 15% at most and yet every incumbent is gets re-elected.
It's like magic!
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (xZzjp)
Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)
"That's RIGHT!!!!!"
- - - - - Brian in New Orleans
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)
Awaiting the appearance of Brian in New Orleans ... any moment now ...
***mutters BINO BINO BINO ***
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)
well that wasn't me!
Ive seen the white boxes snuck into Philly polling places after hours via the back door!
Philly has always, always cheated
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Big Dickus In Ass at March 30, 2026 02:44 PM (/1l9x)
Elections in Saddam's Iraq were also beyond reproach...complain about them as an Iraqi and you were tortured and killed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (ynpvh)
I am routinely assured that any time a Democrat "wins" an election the voters there deserve it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (g8Ew8)
- - - - - Brian in New Orleans
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
62 I can't wait to hear how these Dominion type voting systems are unhackable. No such thing.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (F0+gz)
Awaiting the appearance of Brian in New Orleans ... any moment now ...
***mutters BINO BINO BINO ***
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)
Once again ... Sponge is first !
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (3sXRv)
There are systems where credentials that are used to authenticate to a training environment are also capable to authenticate in production. In fact its quite common for users in our systems to have a single set of credentials that allows for access to both.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (WYStd)
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Wow! That's right where I grew up after we moved from NYC back in the 1960's....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (QGaXH)
It's like magic!
exactly! and we're to believe that's all due to people being dumb and provincial and/or name recognition?!?!
pull the other one, Narrative
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (3sXRv)
LMMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
See "tag out/lock out" switches on machinery for an idea of how this could be implemented.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (5ZXSK)
well that wasn't me!
Ive seen the white boxes snuck into Philly polling places after hours via the back door!
Philly has always, always cheated
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)
Including at least one member of PA's highest court was involved in shenanigans...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:46 PM (ynpvh)
McAWFL's Daughter: How do we stop Trump?
McAWFL: First, we carry around signs.
McAWFL's Daughter: Then what?
McAWFL: That's it!
Posted by: Comic Relief Segment of the Show at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
McAWFL's Daughter: How do we stop Trump?
McAWFL: First, we carry around signs.
McAWFL's Daughter: Then what?
McAWFL: That's it!
Posted by: Comic Relief Segment of the Show at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)
Does the McAWFL come with extra cheese and lots of whine?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (VmB4Z)
I still have to fully watch them but I did watch part and the guy is really good. There are 13 videos on that election fraud involving guns being brought to set things right.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (VmB4Z)
Sometimes. Oh, that was rhetorical. Nevermind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (ynpvh)
Then he had no need to steal it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 02:48 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (Fbc0I)
this is just muddying the water
they're not this dumb
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (8/+vP)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)
Election fraud.... maybe.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (8/+vP)
Some voting is like a post turtle...you know the dead guy was not casting the ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (ynpvh)
You sure that was a usb device?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)
Is a furry a sick, twisted individual that shouldn't be within 100 miles of a child at any time, ever?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 02:49 PM (R28e7)
Homey don't play that game.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
this is like the cops say you weren't really robbed because they never caught the robber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)
You sure that was a usb device?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)
Well, it was a micro USB device...so maybe there was some question...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
You sure that was a usb device?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 02:50 PM (DgMqy)
The pocket pussy. When you just can't get to a real pussy in time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)
I noticed that also, but with auto-cucumber and sausage-finger susceptible phone keyboards it's hard to attribute multiple typo's to illiteracy as opposed to inattentiveness.
I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)
I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
this is like the cops say you weren't really robbed because they never caught the robber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)
Soros prosecutors would also say girls in schools weren't sexually harassed and assaulted by trans as well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
Except when it does.
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)
I honestly keep forgetting he's dead, and then something like this happens and just brightens up my day a bit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: the ghost of harry reid at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (TdYBy)
I honestly keep forgetting he's dead, and then something like this happens and just brightens up my day a bit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)
Eternally being assaulted by Satan's exercise band...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:55 PM (CWTWj)
as shown in the well-known documentary "everything everywhere all at once"
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 02:56 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM
"Send nudes. Hurry!" - Tony "El Big Sleaze" Gonzales (R-TX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)
Isn't that the whole purpose for the concept of Patents? Because all you have to do is buy one and take it apart to see how to make your own?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: tintex at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (yKTmi)
They stole several senate seats and the AZ governorship in 2022.
They stole the WI senate race in 2024
So did they steal a seat in 2026?
8 ball says Y-E-S
Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (uDDWT)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (/6GbT)
"Send nudes. Hurry!" - Tony "El Big Sleaze" Gonzales (R-TX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)
"Bobs and vagene!"
- - -- - Haji
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM
The incumbent does not always win. Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 02:58 PM (bFu5X)
Changing a database connection string isn't exactly rocket science.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (BSRx7)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2026 02:57 PM (/6GbT)
This.
they keep telling me how some woman from some small town somewhere went to jail, but they NEVER tell me they found the head of the snake or whomever was financing the scheme.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 30, 2026 02:59 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 03:00 PM (5ZXSK)
That's called Karmadillo.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:00 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (vOtXJ)
Does the McAWFL come with extra cheese and lots of whine?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
Extra yeast.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)
Extra yeast.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)
ewwwwwww.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Pinochet skeet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 03:01 PM (TezPK)
That's where I keep my fingerbang for interns!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Pinochet skeet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)
PULL!
*thhhwwwwaaaaaaaallllk*
*BLAM*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
I proofread this very carefuly befor I hit 'past'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 02:52 PM (QGaXH)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Thank you! High praise coming from one of the more well-known commenters.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (gtcuf)
Thank you! High praise coming from one of the more well-known commenters.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (QGaXH)
I'm incredibly overrated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:02 PM (snZF9)
PULL!
*thhhwwwwaaaaaaaallllk*
*BLAM*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Pinochet man. No pull, you push.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (snZF9)
This is the guy that during the Presidential campaign claimed that he had mass cellphone records, and could track things like "57% of the attendees at the Kamala Harris rally in East Bumfuck last night had been to at least three Harris rallies in the past".
He was trying to make the point that Harris had a corps of professional attendees that the Harris campaign was bussing from event to event.
While I'd like to believe that, I never saw anyone corroborate Seruga's claims, nor did I see anyone refuting Seruga's claims, so I still don't know if he was blowing smoke or not.
It was very odd.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (n1OCj)
Yeah. Nothing to see THERE, at all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
The guy should be facing the death penalty...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
Pinochet man. No pull, you push.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:04 PM (snZF9)
As God as my witness, I thought election fraudsters could fly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Laters all....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)
That's called Karmadillo.
Posted by: rickb223
>Ballistics. How do they work? Sad. Yet funny since he's not dead.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (Fbc0I)
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Translation: Investigators worry that the encryption -- used for training -- was reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (RIvkX)
Will this guy get 9 weeks of community service even?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Ah, now I understand the launch thing. Pull it is. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 03:08 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:09 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Resist_we_much at March 30, 2026 03:09 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Laters all....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)
***
Hmmmm...
*wonders what's on the menu*
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 30, 2026 03:11 PM (uw1r+)
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34m
>>🚨 BREAKING: Trump-endorsed Jon Maples has RE-FILED to run for the Florida House seat where a liberal elections volunteer got arrested for stealing an encrypted access key and computer equipment
>>LFG! He has a better chance in November, when the average Republican knows an election is happening
>>Maples only lost by ~800 VOTES in the District 87 special election on March 24, which includes Mar-a-Lago
>>Win this seat BACK, and make sure the election is secure.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)
A reporter interviewed the guy that managed the location the machine was stolen from and I remember to this day the guy who ran the site, some career Dem operative, had the biggest shit eating grin as he said he had no idea how Slosberg ended up with the Vot-a-Matic
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 30, 2026 03:12 PM (CWTWj)
MS NOW: The manosphere is turning against Trump over Iran.
It's from The Atlantic so you know it must be true. I'm sorry. I'll keep slumming for awhile up until my brain says 'Oh Rachel Maddow! Pants off!'
Even in jest.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 03:13 PM (Sco7b)
If we had an honest news source out there, we'd probably have less issues with this stuff. At least, a more informed Republic. Alas, we're stuck with the sex machine, Brian Stelter and his fellow lying propagandists.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:14 PM (sAmhv)
May be never.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 30, 2026 03:15 PM (hr1Ra)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
*********
They want to guarantee it's a bloodbath.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (vqA1l)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 02:37 PM (abIsI)
Look at this photograph...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)
Look at this photograph...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)
Meh. I felt like shit when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:19 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
2024:
R 57,471
D 39,151
2026 special
R 16,316
D 17,113
So R turnout was about 1/3 of normal, and D turnout about half
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
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Heh.
A great old meme before memes were cool.
/In Living Color
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (R28e7)
Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (azZ8r)
The guy is a crook and and asshole and should have the book thrown at him, but the odds that he could use the one key he stole to reverse-engineer the cryptographic schema is kind of a silly idea.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)
A single extra Democrat seat in the Florida House of Representatives is exactly meaningless. It's even less than a fart in a hurricane
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (oqH4h)
I think it's both.
Now, dipshit may've stolen the key for the NEXT election that's in a few months, but I don't doubt there were nefarious doings in THIS election as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
A single extra Democrat seat in the Florida House of Representatives is exactly meaningless. It's even less than a fart in a hurricane
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)
"BUT IT'S IN TRUMP'S BACK YARD!!!!"
- - - - - news
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
The guy is a crook and and asshole and should have the book thrown at him, but the odds that he could use the one key he stole to reverse-engineer the cryptographic schema is kind of a silly idea.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)
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Unless the "training" key is a copy of the real thing. Also not sure if it's a MFA key like a Yubikey or or digital signing key like Safenet. Anyone know?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Snarf at March 30, 2026 03:20 PM (cWLG3)
The manosphere is more interested in banging on their cheekbones with hammers and doing meth than worry about Iran, I thought. And telling stories about hoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (zZu0s)
2024:
R 57,471
D 39,151
2026 special
R 16,316
D 17,113
So R turnout was about 1/3 of normal, and D turnout about half
Posted by: 18-1
See? Deportations are working!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:23 PM (cWLG3)
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I don't know for sure but since it's been described as a USB key I'm assuming it's a Yubikey or something similar.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:24 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Avi at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (ieodf)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)
He did do some funny shit, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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And Ishtar was a box office bomb because movie goers in 1987 were lazy fucks who didn't turn out, and not because there was no compelling reason to go to the movie.
Blaming the voters/audience/fans for not voting, going to a movie, or attending a sporting event is dumb. Give the voters, audience, or fans something they get EXCITED about and they'll get out of their house and GO. That's why Trump has won 3 straight Presidential elections.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 30, 2026 03:16 PM (vqA1l)
Has the Pope recalled all the Catholic chaplains?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Avi at March 30, 2026 03:25 PM (ieodf)
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The kid who likes Life cereal?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)
Dafuq?
Dude........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes. I get more upset at GOP complacency than known bad DNC behavior. I'm also sick of our lame faggy party constantly looking to capitulate to the rabid left as if they believe they will be spared. The GWB era neutered the GOPe.
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:28 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:14 PM (sAmhv)
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If we had an honest & objective and media instead of the MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia -- I can't see how Democrat-Communists could win any statewide or national elections, only city & county seats in blue shithole cities.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:29 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g6TN6)
Test run.
The enemy is always looking for a new way to cheat and win.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 03:29 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:26 PM (TN0g+)
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Special elections for state house seats aren't exactly WWE events bro. Most people don't even know they're going on until it's too late, and there isn't a DJT in every state house district everywhere.
It's not news that GOP voters are notoriously poor at turning out for these things, and we should hold each other a little more accountable rather than hand-waving it away saying that the candidate didn't give everyone a sustained erection therefore its his/her fault. Don't want commies to get elected? Pay attention and go vote for the bland-ass Republican candidate.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)
This is the guy that during the Presidential campaign claimed that he had mass cellphone records, and could track things like "57% of the attendees at the Kamala Harris rally in East Bumfuck last night had been to at least three Harris rallies in the past".
He was trying to make the point that Harris had a corps of professional attendees that the Harris campaign was bussing from event to event.
While I'd like to believe that, I never saw anyone corroborate Seruga's claims, nor did I see anyone refuting Seruga's claims, so I still don't know if he was blowing smoke or not.
It was very odd.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2026 03:05 PM (n1OCj)
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He was a good football player and analyst. I thought he had died though.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)
Dafuq?
Dude........
Posted by: Sponge
Never swim in leech infested waters.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (Kksvc)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (cWLG3)
Don't go to the link is all I'll say.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ShainS
If we had an honest and objective media, the dems wouldn't try half the shit they do.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Kksvc)
https://is.gd/MyATva
(NSFW)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)
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Can we vote for bannable offenses? lol
Even Admiral Ackbar was never that cruel ....
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
That's what you get when you pay $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (IifOV)
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Yeah, he had a good sense of humor.
Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:30 PM (Kksvc)
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lmao
My initial fuzzy reaction was some kind of deformed octopus.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:34 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:34 PM (Cqx++)
Launch today.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-44
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 30, 2026
Launch Time: 5:15 p.m. EDT (2115 UTC, 23:15 CEST)
https://youtu.be/Fn6zLTaqwRE
Posted by: Joyenz at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (NgYxV)
Posted by: Guy Mandude at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (vqA1l)
Suuuuure it was. That's why it was worth stealing right?
Posted by: Gosport at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Vh6nj)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (5xuJ/)
Well, you'd be wrong. Not posting the link, but talk about a 180 degree switcheroo. Cash conquers all, for some people.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: Guy Mandude at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (vqA1l)
I knew that. It's so funny that you think I wouldn't know that.
Posted by: Candace Owens AS Nathan Thurm at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (PiwSw)
Not too concerned. The legislature is adjourned for the year (except for brief special sessions scheduled), so she won't have a whole lot of voting to do.
And we'll get the seat back in November, just like we did in HD 35 in 2024 when Dem Tom Keen won a special there and the Dems were crowing. They weren't crowing that November when Republican Erika Booth (a school teacher no less) whom he beat in the special came back to win for the full two-year term.
Posted by: Flakey Foont at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (kvDvI)
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