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"Is Hillary going to use her book tour to explain how even though the media, academia, the "thought leaders", the big donors, the arts and entertainment industries, and the tech industries were all backing her, she still managed to lose to a political tyro hated by his party's establishment who basically winged it his whole campaign?"

(h/t to Country Singer Hadrian the Seventh for today's rant)

Not seen on CNN:



Days of Rage:
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According to this site, the domestic terrorist group Antifa is planning a nationwide spasm of riots and mayhem for November 4th.


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By the way, I've found a postmodern language generator that spits out a new academic paper filled with impenetrable pomo jargon with every page load. Please note that this is for entertainment purposes only, and that I am definitely not encouraging you to use this pomo tool to generate fake research papers and then submit them to peer-reviewed journals to see if you can get them to publish your crap. Because that would be wrong.


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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:31 AM




Comments

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1 You go Primate!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 11:32 AM (QQ+il)

2 Hello world.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 05, 2017 11:32 AM (SsblQ)

3 A tranny, a murderer and a loudmouth jew walk into a bar...

Posted by: Roy at September 05, 2017 11:33 AM (7n4KQ)

4 hello, is it me you're looking for?

no Hillary, we rejected you.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 11:34 AM (veVl1)

5 shoot them in the face

Posted by: Peter North at September 05, 2017 11:34 AM (FZYNt)

6 This is so lame. I am going to sit right here and eat this entire jar of raspberry jam. There will be consequences.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 05, 2017 11:34 AM (m9X4Y)

7 STOP THE THREAD -

I just saw a banana!

Posted by: College Student at September 05, 2017 11:34 AM (5i4oR)

8 Do the Bahamas make my ass look fat?

Posted by: IRMA at September 05, 2017 11:35 AM (2wRtc)

9 It's going to be fun to see how many people pay $1200 a ticket to hear Hillary say, "I screwed up, but it wasn't my fault."

Posted by: DynamiteDan at September 05, 2017 11:35 AM (MqzWH)

10 That picture of Melania and the little girl just about melts my heart..

Posted by: IC at September 05, 2017 11:35 AM (a0IVu)

11 Oregon Muse, thank you for Gorilla Pundit. I love all the Daily posts-JJ Sefton's, CBD's Art Thread- they are all awesome.

But Gorilla Pundit is special.

Posted by: moki at September 05, 2017 11:35 AM (V+V48)

12 hey how come all these DACA protestors are not at work?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 11:36 AM (5y11N)

13 According to this site, the domestic terrorist group Antifa is planning a nationwide spasm of riots and mayhem for November 4th.


1) Riot
2) ???
3) Trump forced from office

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 05, 2017 11:36 AM (QQ+il)

14 That picture of Melania and the little girl just about melts my heart..
Posted by: IC at September 05, 2017 11:35 AM (a0IVu)


Doesn't it, though? It just looks so unfeigned and uncontrived, and... human.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 11:36 AM (bjWNl)

15 Love the Cosell pic and caption. Love the Melania and child photo more.

The weekend forecast calls for continued flooding in Houston, a badass hurricane whacking Florida, and scattered DACA riots throughout the rest of the country.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2017 11:37 AM (0ogQG)

16 10 That picture of Melania and the little girl just about melts my heart..
Posted by: IC at September 05, 2017 11:35 AM (a0IVu)

Beautiful. And the caption "Thank you for not telling me what I can eat" was also touching.

Posted by: Roy at September 05, 2017 11:37 AM (7n4KQ)

17 I think it takes a very special person to lose to Donald Trump.

Posted by: Penfold at September 05, 2017 11:37 AM (Fbt5B)

18 Gorilla Pundit is great and all...but, it's no DOOM.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (5i4oR)

19 Clinton's book tour has three stops in Canada. Damn, she lost in Canada too?!?!

Posted by: NCKate at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (QpIrM)

20 7 Nah,the picture of the gorilla alone would make them run for hug therapy.

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (rmVvL)

21 Gorilla: "hey, how's it going? You know what long arms are good for? Reacharounds. Here, let me show you...."

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (1v97/)

22 Liberal commenters everywhere going into complete meltdown over Trump ending unconstitutional DACA. The pathos arguments and strawmen are getting so numerous you could stack them like cordwood.

Of course, this will become an immediate priority for Republicans in Congress because it does zero for the American people.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (9xpg1)

23 That last pic is friggin' funny.

I don't think Mr. Cosell would like the dumb world we live in now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (sGSvK)

24 I get the impression that Melania really loves kids. She seems very good at putting them at their ease. Trump seems to generally like them as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 05, 2017 11:39 AM (rp9xB)

25 One day GP will start ripping throats and taking names.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 05, 2017 11:39 AM (XFue2)

26 ok Little Sista hugging Melania - you know what you did.

Posted by: U a WHITE SUPREMASISS now at September 05, 2017 11:39 AM (AAbgH)

27 Shotgun beanbags on special. Buy 1 get 1 free, through November 3rd.

Posted by: Roy at September 05, 2017 11:39 AM (7n4KQ)

28 Melania is holding her left pinky finger up as a signal to the white supremacists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 05, 2017 11:39 AM (dnWSK)

29
A tranny, a murderer and a loudmouth jew walk into a bar...

Posted by: Roy at September 05, 2017 11:33 AM (7n4KQ)


I find criticism of transsexual males to be reprehensible. All they want to do is eat, drink, and be Mary.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 11:40 AM (EgwCt)

30 It isn't just Jenner & Simpson. Cosell was wearing his toupee.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 05, 2017 11:40 AM (Bl8Zy)

31 19 Clinton's book tour has three stops in Canada. Damn, she lost in Canada too?!?!
Posted by: NCKate at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (QpIrM)

Well.... Barry told me there were 57 States... so where else would the other ones be???

:hic:

Posted by: Hitlery at September 05, 2017 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

32 I don't often disagree with GP, but he missed the most important one, that obama employed the state intelligence apparatus to spy on the Trump campaign, and she still couldn't eek out a victory, leaving a giant egg on obama's face with that Trump will never be President, comment.

Those two should be grateful that they are not rotting away in PMITA prison right now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 11:40 AM (++uKc)

33 Pres DJT honestly likes little kids and doesn't mind if they are obnoxious -- although he seems to have the aura that you don't mess with the Grandpa. In all fairness, the only times I saw real enjoyment from BHO was with kids. His smile was wonderful.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 05, 2017 11:40 AM (MIKMs)

34 Beautiful picture of the FLOTUS and the little girl with her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:41 AM (0tfLf)

35 Clinton's book tour has three stops in Canada.
Posted by: NCKate at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (QpIrM)

Since the campaign officially started until now, she has spent more time in Canada than Wisconsin so why not?

Posted by: all doubt removed at September 05, 2017 11:41 AM (cT05F)

36 OJ looks like the future tranny ghey guy and Bruce looks like the future murderer.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 05, 2017 11:41 AM (XFue2)

37 33 Except when they messin' with my B-ballin' skills

Barack

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM (rmVvL)

38 Maybe, just maybe we can get back to a point where nobody cares what race, gender or religion you are and we can care for each other based on our shared values.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM (9xpg1)

39 Antifa plans on massive protests on 4 November?

Surely just in blue states with strict gun controls. Even they can't be stupid enough to try starting violence anywhere else, would they?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM (jxbfJ)

40 I haven't had a chance to read the comments this morning, so don't know if this has been mentioned. There is a big fire in the Columbia River Gorge, near Cascade Locks. Portland is reporting ash fall from the fire. The major highway I-84 is closed to traffic and truck traffic is restricted on hwy 14 on the WA side.

Company I work for provides internet in the area, so it is a huge headache for us. And there are homes at risk here. Prayers for the folks affected in the area.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM (JKNZq)

41
I saw a picture, kinda shaky and slightly out of focus, of Trump hugging a couple of young African-American male kids, too.

Notice how disjointed the sentence became as I attempted to avoid calling them 'boys'?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM (EgwCt)

42 23 That last pic is friggin' funny.

I don't think Mr. Cosell would like the dumb world we live in now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM


No, I doubt he would, but I'd sure love to hear his take on it. That would be a two bags of popcorn event listening to that.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM (0tfLf)

43 I have a feeling GP is going to get stomped by the rescinding of DACA.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (bjWNl)

44 MoommmMMMmm,

Hurry up! You gotta drive me to the protest!!!

And I want Hot Pockets when I get back. And hot cocoa with MARSHMALLOWS this time dammit!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (8ikIW)

45
And Don't Ask About Payne Stewart - a limerick


"I've been to the future!" So tell!
"It seems some things will not go well
OJ's in the clink
And Bruce needs a shrink."
(Said time-traveling Howard Cosell)

Posted by: Muldoon still wants a pony at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (mvenn)

46 According to this site, the domestic terrorist group Antifa is planning a nationwide spasm of riots and mayhem for November 4th.




If they are like the men landing on the Normandy beaches can we meet them in our concrete pillboxes with MG 42s?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (493sH)

47 22 Liberal commenters everywhere going into complete meltdown over Trump ending unconstitutional DACA. The pathos arguments and strawmen are getting so numerous you could stack them like cordwood.

Of course, this will become an immediate priority for Republicans in Congress because it does zero for the American people.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (9xpg1)

Ewwwww.... this 'OUTRAGE' will allow them to NOT do Tax reform... as they did not repeal Obama care...

And they will be soooo busy with that and raising the debt ceiling they will HAVE to do a continuing Resolution.... for the entire year...

I can see it now... they playbook is pretty transparent...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (NgKpN)

48 A rich, white, powerful woman exploiting a black child for propaganda purposes is just another example of white privilege in action.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (0mRoj)

49 9 It's going to be fun to see how many people pay $1200 a ticket to hear Hillary say, "I screwed up, but it wasn't my fault."
Posted by: DynamiteDan at September 05, 2017 11:35 AM (MqzWH)

Hillary Clinton: What Happened

Trump: I happened.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (jxbfJ)

50 Nov 4th eh???
Good. We'll be ready.

And this means someone somewhere today knows who is putting that out and organizing it.

We start there...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (0tfLf)

51 In all fairness, the only times I saw real enjoyment from BHO was with kids. His smile was wonderful.
===

Calculating their total body parts value on the Planned Parenthood organ market.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (2wRtc)

52 >>There is a big fire in the Columbia River Gorge, near Cascade Locks.


We've been burning for over 7 weeks...not a peep on the National News.

Good luck and stay safe.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (5i4oR)

53 46 According to this site, the domestic terrorist group Antifa is planning a nationwide spasm of riots and mayhem for November 4th.




If they are like the men landing on the Normandy beaches can we meet them in our concrete pillboxes with MG 42s?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (493sH)

I'll show up for this one....

Posted by: Steiner at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (NgKpN)

54 In I have seen the future and you will not believe this shit, someone put up a picture from Predator and said "What do you mean both of those people will become governors?"

Also, I don't care how much you hate twitter, this, this may be the highest and best possible use of twitter.

https://twitter.com/Super70sSports

Just keep scrolling down.

And people say twitter is pointless.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (mf5HN)

55 >>>I guess CNN is just holding onto this picture for sweeps week. I'll post it now, though

Is the kid a flood victim? Actually it's probably better that the MSM ignores it than does a smear job on it (a la Sessions or Romney).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (/qEW2)

56 Why can't we have stompining when AntiFa shows up? We never can have any fun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (YV+SU)

57 47
And they will be soooo busy with that and raising the debt ceiling they will HAVE to do a continuing Resolution.... for the entire year...

I can see it now... they playbook is pretty transparent...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 05, 2017 11:43 AM (NgKpN)

2018 is going to be such a good year for the GOP-e

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (jxbfJ)

58 Clinton's book tour has three stops in Canada. Damn, she lost in Canada too?!?!

Posted by: NCKate at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (QpIrM)

Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal. Three festering armpits of moonbattery, these days. But I guess Canuck bucks spend just as well as greenbacks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (2le8w)

59 The weird, ugly gal who is an editor for Vogue...how embarrassing for Vogue. They must have kept her on because she is related to someone. She probably stays in the back room for good reason and foolishly stepped out to make a ridiculous comment. Ugly and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (U+nHb)

60 The closing photo.

So a Joo, a transsexual and a murderer..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (ZTRlp)

61 Antifa plans on massive protests on 4 November?

Surely just in blue states with strict gun controls. Even they can't be stupid enough to try starting violence anywhere else, would they?



Morning all. Late start. On vacation all week.
Keep hearing about Nov. 4th. Why Nov. 4th? What is so symbolic about the first Saturday in November?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (dkrmM)

62
I wonder if OJ wants to kill Bruce for trying to look like OJ's ex-wife and her boyfriend all in one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (r+sAi)

63 Kidding aside, that's a display of human warmth that can't be faked, and the likes of which you would never see from the FAB or the First Wookiee.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

64 >>In all fairness, the only times I saw real enjoyment from BHO was with kids. His smile was wonderful.


He found someone he was smarter than.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (5i4oR)

65 Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM (9xpg1)

Has to give the left heartburn that Harvey pretty much had that effect. They really showed their true concern for minorities and Hillary voters with all the wishes that Houston drown. Hopefully some in those groups will see the contrast and respond.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (rp9xB)

66 That Melania and child pic is awesome...I can hear the asshats at CNN shrieking: "But what about those shoes she's wearing!!"

Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at September 05, 2017 11:46 AM (NmR1a)

67 Clinton's book tour has three stops in Canada. Damn, she lost in Canada too?!?!
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According to Mark Steyn, she can charge more 'overseas' for the meet and greets. To quote Insty: Heh.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 05, 2017 11:46 AM (MIKMs)

68 32 I don't often disagree with GP, but he missed the most important one, that obama employed the state intelligence apparatus to spy on the Trump campaign, and she still couldn't eek out a victory, leaving a giant egg on obama's face with that Trump will never be President, comment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 11:40 AM (++uKc)


All true, but it's always a struggle to keep GP's rants within manageable limits, so I can't always include absolutely everything that needs to be said.

Besides, if GP says it all, then there's no need for Morons to comment, and we can't have that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 11:46 AM (bjWNl)

69 I saw a picture, kinda shaky and slightly out of focus, of Trump hugging a couple of young African-American male kids, too.



Notice how disjointed the sentence became as I attempted to avoid calling them 'boys'?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM (EgwCt)

--------------------------
Isn't that supposed to be "male youths", "male yutes",,,,or "young bucks"?

Posted by: RioBravo at September 05, 2017 11:46 AM (SsblQ)

70 Tweet of the Day from a Mr. Max Blumenthal:

Neocons rented the empty space in Nikki Haley's head. Lindsey Graham was the broker, Sheldon Adelson the lender.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at September 05, 2017 11:46 AM (ismre)

71 Gorilla: "you know those movies you don't want to be watching with your woman? Yeah, King Kong is like that. As soon as Kong starts eyeballing Fay Wray, my special lady gorilla is all 'that bitch is too skinny, she's such a fake, wonk wonk wonk' the rest of the movie. Damn, she was still harping on it 3 hours later in the tree swing! Never again!"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 05, 2017 11:46 AM (1v97/)

72 His smile was wonderful.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 05, 2017 11:40 AM (MIKMs)

A veritable dog-eatin' grin?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2017 11:46 AM (2le8w)

73 Some CEO has quit President Trump's diversity council over DACA decision.



Yawwwwwn......

Posted by: Tami at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (Enq6K)

74 Company I work for provides internet in the area, so it is a huge headache for us. And there are homes at risk here. Prayers for the folks affected in the area.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 05, 2017 11:42 AM


Have heard the fires in central Washington have moved west too. Lots of ash this morning in Tacoma area.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (0tfLf)

75 So Jeff Flake, per twitter, is all in on DACA. I'm sure there are many other R's.

What exactly makes him different from a Democrat?

Posted by: WisRich at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (G0vdT)

76 OJ looks like the future tranny ghey guy and Bruce looks like the future murderer.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 05, 2017 11:41 AM (XFue2)




Antennae TV runs Johnny Carson reruns. A couple of months ago there was one from 1978. A guest was Bruce Jenner who was all excited about becoming a father for the first time and it was just announced that he and OJ would be commentators for the 1980 Moscow Olympics. Of course Bruce was sporting a Dorthy Hamill hair do so maybe that was a give away to his future

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (493sH)

77 I love the authentic joy in Melania's face. I haven't seen that side of her before.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (Rsx2N)

78 I see POTUS is pushing to tie the disaster relief funding to the debt ceiling vote, thus boxing conservatives in with the old "If you don't vote to increase the debt another couple of trillion then people will die" gambit.

Sigh....

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (nNKHW)

79 Good luck and stay safe.
Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (5i4oR)

Yeah, that. And would you mind not dropping ash on us in W WA?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (++uKc)

80 In all fairness, the only times I saw real enjoyment from BHO was with kids. His smile was wonderful.


He found someone he was smarter than.
Posted by: garrett




He was pulling a Michael Jackson.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (dkrmM)

81 Are you in the Gorge, Garrett? I know there are also some major fires in California as well. I expect some coverage of the Gorge fire, because of the Scenic area. And, of course, if Portland gets ash, that's a big deal.

Fortunately, I work from home. But the air quality is awful and I don't breathe well. I am really glad I don't have to go into the office at Hood River.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (JKNZq)

82 So bye, bye DACA.... I see the Libs are in full hysterics... Hollywood is about to blow! Who are they gonna get to clean their houses, take care of their Children, and mow their lawns? Oh, the Inhumanity!...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

83
CNBC is now showing tweets from lefty CEOs how stand with "Dreamers". Let them stand with them in Mexico. Deport them all

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 11:48 AM (493sH)

84
75 So Jeff Flake, per twitter, is all in on DACA. I'm sure there are many other R's.

What exactly makes him different from a Democrat?

Posted by: WisRich at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (G0vdT)


He spits and doesn't swallow?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 05, 2017 11:48 AM (ZTRlp)

85 Of course, this will become an immediate priority for Republicans in Congress because it does zero for the American people.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2017 11:38 AM (9xpg1)


I've nothing to add. It just bears repeating.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 05, 2017 11:48 AM (z79tQ)

86 Looking at the Cosell picture and now that I think of it, perhaps that 70s Bruce Jenner haircut gave a little foreshadowing of his future...if someone had been perspicacious enough to connect the dots.

Posted by: Muldoon still wants a pony at September 05, 2017 11:48 AM (mvenn)

87 60 The closing photo.

So a Joo, a transsexual and a murderer..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (ZTRlp)

What's the rest of the setup? What's the punchline?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 11:48 AM (0mRoj)

88 RE: Antifa riots on Nov. 4, 2017

I'd rather they waited until Nov. 4, 2018-- 2 days before the general election.

Posted by: mnw at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (eXYC7)

89 Western Montana.

There's a (+/-) 50,000 Acre Fire burning across the river from me.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (5i4oR)

90 DC outsider hugs child and child grins and glows.

DC insiders hugs children and children look scared, creeped out, and molested.


It almost as if....

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (XFue2)

91 80 In all fairness, the only times I saw real enjoyment from BHO was with kids. His smile was wonderful.

You mean "kid." The oldest is the only one I ever saw him pay attention too... Way more attention then to Mooch...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

92 The weird, ugly gal who is an editor for Vogue...how embarrassing for Vogue. They must have kept her on because she is related to someone. She probably stays in the back room for good reason and foolishly stepped out to make a ridiculous comment. Ugly and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (U+nHb)


When I first saw that pic, I thought it was a guy doing a parody of a tranny. Seriously. It's not only ugly, it's defiantly ugly, as if she's throwing it in your face and just *daring* you to say what she really looks like, i.e. a hideous, clownish freak.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (bjWNl)

93 love the language generator.....think I'll get my doctorate.

Posted by: BignJames at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (x9c8r)

94 If you didn't risk your life at least twice a day growing up in the 70s, you were doing it wrong.
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Thank you , alexthechick.

That was beautiful!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (2wRtc)

95 79 Good luck and stay safe.
Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (5i4oR)

Yeah, that. And would you mind not dropping ash on us in W WA?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 11:47


Have not seen ash like this since St Helens.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (0tfLf)

96 In all fairness, the only times I saw real enjoyment from BHO was with kids. His smile was wonderful.

In all fairness, I see real enjoyment from Hitler when he's petting his dogs. His smile was wonderful.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (/qEW2)

97 What's the rest of the setup? What's the punchline?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 11:48 AM (0mRoj)


Leaving it up to the Moron Horde, which may be a mistake on this guy's part.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (ZTRlp)

98 What is so symbolic about the first Saturday in November?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (dkrmM)

Don't know about November but a Saturday makes sense. The rioters have jobs and have to wait until the weekend so they don't miss any time.

hahahahahahahahahaha I crack me up.

Posted by: all doubt removed at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (cT05F)

99 73 Some CEO has quit President Trump's diversity council over DACA decision.



Yawwwwwn......
Posted by: Tami at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (Enq6K)

Why does he even have a "diversity council" in the first place?

Posted by: josephistan at September 05, 2017 11:51 AM (7HtZB)

100
89 Western Montana.

There's a (+/-) 50,000 Acre Fire burning across the river from me.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (5i4oR)


Steamed rainbow trout.

Seriously, you take care.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 05, 2017 11:51 AM (ZTRlp)

101 So a Joo, a transsexual and a murderer..........

...walk into a bar. They all suddenly shout "I'm cutting you off."

Eh. Needs work.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 05, 2017 11:51 AM (0mRoj)

102 Of course Bruce was sporting a Dorthy Hamill hair do so maybe that was a give away to his future

Posted by: TheQuietMan


*****


I see you beat me to the punch. Fist bump!

Posted by: Muldoon still wants a pony at September 05, 2017 11:51 AM (mvenn)

103 @22

This is going to suck the oxygen up for at least the next six months.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Their agenda is the uniparties agenda, the COC's agenda, illegal immigrants.

Things that would actually benefit the American people figure very low on their action item list.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 05, 2017 11:51 AM (2JcMg)

104 Hurricane? My favorite drink!

Posted by: Malia's Gap Year at September 05, 2017 11:51 AM (bc2Lc)

105 >>>What is so symbolic about the first Saturday in November?

Just keep Halloween going for a 5-day party?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 05, 2017 11:52 AM (1v97/)

106 Fortunately, I work from home. But the air quality is awful and I don't breathe well. I am really glad I don't have to go into the office at Hood River.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (JKNZq)


Down here in the Willamette Valley, the air is all hazy and it smells like God has lost control of His righteous barbecue.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 11:52 AM (bjWNl)

107 Howard again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 11:52 AM (IqV8l)

108 The weird, ugly gal who is an editor for Vogue...how embarrassing for Vogue. They must have kept her on because she is related to someone. She probably stays in the back room for good reason and foolishly stepped out to make a ridiculous comment. Ugly and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (U+nHb)

When I first saw that pic, I thought it was a guy doing a parody of a tranny. Seriously. It's not only ugly, it's defiantly ugly, as if she's throwing it in your face and just *daring* you to say what she really looks like, i.e. a hideous, clownish freak.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (bjWNl)

It's Vogue. Their fashion layouts usually run way past "art" and into insane asylum territory. So , who helps think up this stuff?

You've seen example #1.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 05, 2017 11:52 AM (/Qs0S)

109 CNBC is now showing tweets from lefty CEOs how stand with "Dreamers". Let them stand with them in Mexico. Deport them all Posted! by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 11:48 AM (493sH)
=====

The CEOs are slavers. How dare someone interrupt their traffic in humans!

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 05, 2017 11:53 AM (MIKMs)

110 77 you could see it when she visited the Roman children's hospital

Posted by: kallisto at September 05, 2017 11:53 AM (AAbgH)

111 I am not watching CNN or MSNBC but they must be going bat shit about DACA. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 11:53 AM (5y11N)

112 What is so symbolic about the first Saturday in November?

====================================


Is it the anniversary of when Trump was elected?


Posted by: grammie winger at September 05, 2017 11:53 AM (lwiT4)

113 Oh, yeah, well. . . well. . If Melania Trump really loved that little black girl. . . she would have lectured her about what kind if school lunch she should eat.

Posted by: Stanley Lovebottom Worldpeace at September 05, 2017 11:53 AM (4AVeu)

114 Thanks. My place is safe.

Lots of friends are in trouble, though.

Worst part is that the Forst Circus, as is typical for them, let this one get out of control rather than putting it out the first week.

Fire Fighting has become an industry for them.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:53 AM (5i4oR)

115 Bruce Jenner was a good-looking guy with nice hair.

Too bad his insides were messed up.

Posted by: Emmie at September 05, 2017 11:53 AM (ZapPq)

116
Their agenda is the uniparties agenda, the COC's agenda, illegal immigrants.

Things that would actually benefit the American people figure very low on their action item list.
Posted by: Kreplach


What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the USA!

Posted by: Lil Abner at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (IqV8l)

117 Why does he even have a "diversity council" in the first place?
Posted by: josephistan at September 05, 2017 11:51 AM (7HtZB)

To expose the idiot CEO's in this world.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (/Qs0S)

118 The Antifa is anti nothing except decency, freedom of speech and liberty. They are intensely pro-totalitarian Marxism.
So why would any reporter insist on referring to them as anti-fascism?
Do media bosses conduct daily searches for employees willing to disgrace themselves?

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (nBr1j)

119 It isn't that "the media, academia, the "thought leaders", the big donors, the arts and entertainment industries, and the tech industries were all backing her; it's that they weren't backing her enough. After all, they did mention "Trump" now and again, so they obviously were in the tank for him.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (3NjrP)

120 They should have made the DACA announcement on Friday as the Storm hits Florida

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (5y11N)

121 Nov 4th is Russian Unity Day.

Just saying.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (yL25O)

122 Wait. I think it's the anniversary of the Cubs winning the World Series.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (lwiT4)

123 I don't think Mr. Cosell would like the dumb world we live in now.


No, I doubt he would, but I'd sure love to hear his take on it. That would be a two bags of popcorn event listening to that.

Cosell was a pretty big lefty. Chances are he still would be.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (O5Q3r)

124 Is the thing above about antifa planning riots for Sept 4 a time-machine issue or what?
----------------------------------------------------

I'm very worried about my friends and others on Long Island in the Bahamas. They are still trying to come back from Joaquin, many natives left, moving to Nassau and now there's a labor and materials shortage.

The island is so narrow (4 miles) and so low that they are in a very dangerous situation. They are preparing their old stone churches as shelters as they are the only buildings that might survive a direct hit.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM (3myMJ)

125 84 misanthropic one:

Kelli Ward For Senate
1628 E. Southern Ave. #9329
Tempe, AZ 85282

Posted by: mnw at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (eXYC7)

126 The language generator is an absolute scream!
I know a couple of intellectual "betters" who no doubt use this. I recognize the style.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (0tfLf)

127 So a Joo, a transsexual and a murderer..........

...walk into a bar. They all suddenly shout "I'm cutting you off."

Eh. Needs work.

****

Cosell: I'm cutting off your mike.

Simpson: I'm cutting up my Nic.

Jenner: I'm cutting off my dick.

Posted by: Muldoon still wants a pony at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (mvenn)

128 The Nov.4 events have been described as either nationwide terror attacks or starting a civil war.

Here is the event page, with some cities noted:

http://tinyurl.com/y9ene5sz

Events seemed to be planned in those states; of those, these have anti-mask laws:

GA
MA
OH
MI
CA
NY

http://tinyurl.com/3crgwvu

For those so inclined, it might be useful to call local conservative radio shows and talk about the anti-mask laws. The hosts can then ask the mayor/ chief of police if they intend on enforcing the anti-mask laws. Conversely, you can also call city hall yourself and, if it's legal in your state, record the call. If they say don't enforce the anti-mask laws and they say they did, well, release the tape to the media.

/just some suggestions

Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (aT+Bx)

129 Is it the anniversary of when Trump was elected?



Nope. November 4th last year was a Friday.

November 8th was the Tuesday of the election.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (dkrmM)

130 If no strong candidates emerged by 2020, even then would Hillary have a chance? She blew through a billion dollars in donor contributions last election, all for naught. Of course, I'd love to see that again.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (/qEW2)

131
I see you beat me to the punch

+++

Hilldawg is hogging all the punch fer real

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (4mEUt)

132 Howard Cosell was doing a segment on ABC WW of Sports titled "What NOT to do with knives"

Posted by: Roy at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (7n4KQ)

133 Trumka: We'll Work to Protect Rights and Jobs of DACA Workers


Gorilla P needs to school Trumka. Preferably by ripping his short stubby arms off.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 05, 2017 11:56 AM (mcI77)

134 90 DC outsider hugs child and child grins and glows.

DC insiders hugs children and children look scared, creeped out, and molested.


It almost as if....
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (XFue2)

Well, when the FAB hugged a kid -of course the child look repulsed. Who wants to hug something that smells like last night's bender and a depends garment that is way past in need of being changed?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2017 11:56 AM (jxbfJ)

135 So has Emperor obama weighed in yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

136 ...if someone had been perspicacious enough to connect the dots.

_____________________________________

That's it, Muldoon.

Drop the thesaurus and step away from the keyboard.

Posted by: Policeman Who Arrested That Nurse at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (4AVeu)

137 123 I don't think Mr. Cosell would like the dumb world we live in now.


No, I doubt he would, but I'd sure love to hear his take on it. That would be a two bags of popcorn event listening to that.

Cosell was a pretty big lefty. Chances are he still would be.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 05, 2017 11:54 AM


True, a lefty, but still, listening to him talk about it would be hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (0tfLf)

138 --
--
Cosell: I'm cutting off your mike.



Simpson: I'm cutting up my Nic.



Jenner: I'm cutting off my dick.

Posted by: Muldoon still wants a pony at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM

--------------

Cosell: You're only supposed to cut a little bit off the end.

Posted by: irright at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (pMGkg)

139 95 79 Good luck and stay safe.
Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (5i4oR)

Yeah, that. And would you mind not dropping ash on us in W WA?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 05, 2017 11:47

Have not seen ash like this since St Helens.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (0tfLf)

+++

Deck is covered with ash. Very unsettling.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (a5HEa)

140 Trumka: We'll Work to Protect Rights and Jobs of DACA Workers

They have no rights...didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (5y11N)

141 59 The weird, ugly gal who is an editor for Vogue...how embarrassing for Vogue. They must have kept her on because she is related to someone. She probably stays in the back room for good reason and foolishly stepped out to make a ridiculous comment. Ugly and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (U+nHb)


I never dress up for Hallowe'en. I'm considering it this year.

Posted by: Emmie at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (ZapPq)

142 Of course Bruce was sporting a Dorthy Hamill hair do so maybe that was a give away to his future
----

Didn't he get photographed in a "The World's Greatest Athlete is Gay" t-shirt in the 80s?

I can't find it now, but I seem to recall seeing that photo in the "newspaper" (as we called them then) with Bruce explaining that in England, "Gay just means Happy".

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (PXbkt)

143 >> has Emperor obama weighed in yet?



As soon as he finishes his waffle...


Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (5i4oR)

144 Heh....just heard report of arrests outside trump tower.

Triggered 'em good, TGE did. Good and proper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 05, 2017 11:57 AM (326Bp)

145 Hillary has only lost to "political tyros" because they are the only type of political opponent she doesn't have nuclear-level blackmail material on.

I expect she is scrambling to rectify that deficit but her sources are now drying up.

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 05, 2017 11:58 AM (zOpu5)

146 Nov 4. 100 yr anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 05, 2017 11:58 AM (89T5c)

147 Trumka: We'll Work to Protect Rights and Jobs of DACA Workers


I agree with him completely!I will protect their rights... What's that they are illegal and have no rights?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

148 >>Deck is covered with ash. Very unsettling.


On the bright side, Morrel season next year.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2017 11:58 AM (5i4oR)

149 DOWN GOES GENDER! DOWN GOES GENDER!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at September 05, 2017 11:58 AM (ismre)

150
Trumka: We'll Work to Protect Rights and Jobs of DACA Workers
--

Translation: If you deport people, we'll lose our sweet, sweet graft money, oh wait, Union Dues, and we cannot have the cash pipeline slow down.

Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2017 11:58 AM (aT+Bx)

151 >>What's that they are illegal and have no rights?


How Can A Person Be ILLEGAL!?

Posted by: Press Pool at September 05, 2017 11:59 AM (5i4oR)

152 128 The Nov.4 events have been described as either nationwide terror attacks or starting a civil war.

Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (aT+Bx)


This has me worried.

What if, in the process of deciding between the Mini-14 and the M1A ... I miss a couple ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 05, 2017 11:59 AM (QhxWE)

153 I'm very worried about my friends and others on Long Island in the Bahamas. They are still trying to come back from Joaquin, many natives left, moving to Nassau and now there's a labor and materials shortage.

The island is so narrow (4 miles) and so low that they are in a very dangerous situation. They are preparing their old stone churches as shelters as they are the only buildings that might survive a direct hit.
Posted by: Meremortal



Starting to sweat bullets here.
My sister retired snd bought a house on Vieques. North west side of the island. Only saving grace is it's three stories, cinder block, and semi-sheltered by a large hill.

Irma was upgraded to a Cat 5. 175 mph winds.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (dkrmM)

154 Nov 4. 100 yr anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 05, 2017 11:58 AM (89T5c)
=========================

And see? Those darn kids DID learn something in history class!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (lwiT4)

155 Antifa is anti nothing except decency, freedom of speech and liberty. They are intensely pro-totalitarian Marxism

+++

Best analysis I've seen so far says we're in the middle of a color revolution, antifa being one part of it. The confederate monument issue is also part, in that they are tearing down symbolic low hanging stuff only. If Trump is deposed it might abruptly stop altogether.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (4mEUt)

156 Wonder if unemployed U.S. citizen union members are down with Trumka on that?

Posted by: mnw at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (eXYC7)

157 OJ pretty much spawned the reality show craze with his Bronco Ride and the subsequent trial in which "Kardashian" suddenly became a name everyone knew.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (7uYFy)

158 I get the impression that Melania really loves kids. She seems very good at putting them at their ease. Trump seems to generally like them as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 05, 2017 11:39 AM (rp9xB)

At the risk of idealizing someone I really know little about, everything I've seen and heard about FLOTUS is she's a good mother and loves kids.

Way back in the primary when Trump was smearing Cruz's family, it was either Ted or Heidi who said that Melania was very sweet to the little Cruz girls.
Trump seems to enjoy having a passel of grandkids too.

Posted by: stace at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (JGVnY)

159 Irma was upgraded to a Cat 5. 175 mph winds.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (dkrmM)
==================================

Oh wow. I'll pray for your sister, and all the others in harm's way.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 05, 2017 12:01 PM (lwiT4)

160 156 Wonder if unemployed U.S. citizen union members are down with Trumka on that?

I'd like to get an honest "poll" of what Americans really think about this.. I said a "real" poll...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 12:01 PM (O2RFr)

161 I'll mop up the rest, ScoggDog.

Posted by: Neighbor with AR15 at September 05, 2017 12:01 PM (89T5c)

162 I'm pretty sure Irma is going to wipe the Lesser Antilles off the map.

Posted by: Tami at September 05, 2017 12:01 PM (Enq6K)

163

Oh my goodness! CBS radio news just emphasized that Jeff Sessions called "dreamers" ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 12:01 PM (IqV8l)

164 That's it, Muldoon.

Drop the thesaurus and step away from the keyboard.


*****

I shall not!

Perspicacious is a perfectly cromulent word.

Posted by: Muldoon still wants a pony at September 05, 2017 12:01 PM (mvenn)

165 It's time for us to make up an insulting meme like the Left does.

Dreamers and other methods of illegal entry are just slave trade. Instead of buying them directly, we pay for them en masse through welfare programs that only give subsistence. Then we pretend this is different from the slave ships of old. We just cut out the shipping and now we make them walk!

No more slave trading!

Build the Wall to put a stop to it!

Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (3myMJ)

166 Nov 4. 100 yr anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



10-4!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (dkrmM)

167
I'm pretty sure Irma is going to wipe the Lesser Antilles off the map.
Posted by: Tami


Now known at the Least Antilles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (IqV8l)

168 If Trump is deposed it might abruptly stop altogether.
--

And if that happens, we'll know that Pence is a tool of the Deep State.

Also.. WTF? We're in America talking about a legally elected president being deposed?

Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (aT+Bx)

169 Trumka: We'll Work to Protect Rights and Jobs of DACA Workers



Fine Pig Face, we'll deport you too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (493sH)

170 Cosell: "Look at that monkey run!"

Jenner: "Look at that tranny run!"

OJ: "Look at that bronco run!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (jxbfJ)

171 That Montana fire is bad, from what I hear. I get so tired of people whining about the destruction of the scenery. If they would let the forests be managed correctly, the fires wouldn't be as bad. And people are at risk.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (JKNZq)

172 Irma was upgraded to a Cat 5. 175 mph winds.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (dkrmM)


I checked with MIL this morning about her condo in SE FL. She doesn't remember if she closed the hurricane shutters when she left this past March. I told her to call the neighbor and ask him to check. Ugh.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 05, 2017 12:03 PM (mcI77)

173 Nov 4. 100 yr anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 05, 2017 11:58 AM (89T5c)




This time the "Whites" need to win

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 12:03 PM (493sH)

174 168 If Trump is deposed it might abruptly stop altogether.
--

And if that happens, we'll know that Pence is a tool of the Deep State.

Also.. WTF? We're in America talking about a legally elected president being deposed?
Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (aT+Bx)


Not like it would spark a civil war or anything.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2017 12:03 PM (jxbfJ)

175 Sen. Tim Kaine's son is a proud Antifa activist, btw.

I ain't lyin'.

Posted by: mnw at September 05, 2017 12:04 PM (eXYC7)

176 Gorilla: "you know, I thought Joe Frazier was pretty good looking. Coulda been hairier, but still a handsome dude."

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 05, 2017 12:04 PM (1v97/)

177 Now they're saying right behind Irma is now Jose...but he's illegal so, he can't come ashore.

Posted by: Tami at September 05, 2017 12:04 PM (Enq6K)

178 Nov 4. 100 yr anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


If it winds up going out as a sputtering, fizzling shitshow that would be karmic.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 05, 2017 12:04 PM (AM1GF)

179 I never dress up for Hallowe'en. I'm considering it this year.
=====

Aspirational for all of us Deplorables. We must 'ape' our betters.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 05, 2017 12:04 PM (MIKMs)

180 152 128 The Nov.4 events have been described as either nationwide terror attacks or starting a civil war.

Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2017 11:55 AM (aT+Bx)

This has me worried.

What if, in the process of deciding between the Mini-14 and the M1A ... I miss a couple ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 05, 2017 11:59 AM


I'm thinking we have time to get creative.
Get a couple of quad-copters...have them fly over the crown spraying talcum powder. Have a few actors immediately start screaming and grabbing at their faces and throats.
Throw in some fake blood coming out of their eyes.
Gold I tell ya, gold!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 12:04 PM (0tfLf)

181 I shall not!

Perspicacious is a perfectly cromulent word.

.....

Admit it, the comment was sesquipedalian.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at September 05, 2017 12:04 PM (nNKHW)

182 Gorilla: "you know, I thought Joe Frazier was pretty good looking. Coulda been hairier, but still a handsome dude."

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy


...and now I hear GP in Howard Cosell's voice.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 05, 2017 12:04 PM (AM1GF)

183 168 & 174.

It won't come to that. - A. Pinochet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (326Bp)

184 171 That Montana fire is bad, from what I hear. I get so tired of people whining about the destruction of the scenery. If they would let the forests be managed correctly, the fires wouldn't be as bad. And people are at risk.

This^

The mismanagement of National Forests also promotes pine bark beetle growth and damage. The state is a tinder box.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (mcI77)

185 Have not seen ash like this since St Helens.



Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (0tfLf)

That was horrendous in places. We were pretty lucky in Bellingham. Just a dusting. I sure heard that fucker tho.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (mxS7w)

186 November 4th is significant to the all-knowing.

Observe that it is 11/4 for the white devils, which means that for the black oppressed peoples of the world, which is the opposite of the white devils, the day is 4/11.

Now, 411 is the number of information. How appropriate that 4/11 in 2017 is also information for the oppressed black peoples of the world.

Now, if you take all of the digits in 2017 and add them up, it comes to 10, which is the number of fingers I have. If I clench my fingers, it makes a black power symbol.

Information leads to liberation.

Coincidence?

No, my brothers and sisters.

The end of the white devil.

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (4AVeu)

187 Hillary has her team analyzing that photo of Melania and will be working with consultants, programming focus groups and prop girls to catch her in a similar unscripted moment to show her compassionate, human side.

Posted by: Ripley at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (MxEKc)

188 So Antifa is a domestic terror group but they are still planning violence on Nov. 4? Wouldn't there be arrests based on that alone? I obviously don't know the rules for terrorist groups.

Illegals & terrorists are the misunderstood & protected classes now? The rest of us can go suck an egg...if we are on the right? We are now the evil people? I think my teachers taught me the wrong stuff in school.

Help me Obi-wan Kenobi.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (Rsx2N)

189 Posted by: stace at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (JGVnY)

The fact that his adult children seem to be independent and also to like Trump and choose to spend time with him went a long way towards reconciling me to voting for him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (rp9xB)

190 Get a couple of quad-copters...have them fly over the crown spraying talcum powder. Have a few actors immediately start screaming and grabbing at their faces and throats.
Throw in some fake blood coming out of their eyes.
Gold I tell ya, gold!

Posted by: Diogenes


Just say it was flour and claim it was the gluten...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 05, 2017 12:06 PM (AM1GF)

191 Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2017 12:00 PM (dkrmM)

Good luck to her, at least she's in cinder block construction. Hopefully the builder overdid the roof-to-wall anchor system.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:06 PM (3myMJ)

192 Not the first time I've seen the Sports Future poster, but I still have to just stop and stare at it for a few moments and recall the full implications.

Has this photo/poster been around for a while? Or some recent fotochop? Just surprised I hadn't encountered it until recent weeks.

Posted by: mindful webworker's witless words at September 05, 2017 12:06 PM (ZTqLB)

193 Is Melania trying to break that little black girl's neck?

/sarc

Posted by: MathMom at September 05, 2017 12:06 PM (ftgZs)

194
Cosell: Cut to the quick.

Jenner: Cut to the bone.

Simpson: Cut to the chase.

Posted by: Muldoon still wants a pony at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (mvenn)

195 187 Hillary has her team analyzing that photo of Melania and will be working with consultants, programming focus groups and prop girls to catch her in a similar unscripted moment to show her compassionate, human side.

She already has one.... My favorite.....The side of meat tossed in the van video. I never tire of that one

Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (O2RFr)

196 Just say it was flour and claim it was the gluten...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 05, 2017 12:06


Even better! and it is biodegradable.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (0tfLf)

197 Cosell, (in the voice of Maxwell Smart) "Would you believe.........?"

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (zOpu5)

198 The mismanagement of National Forests also promotes pine bark beetle growth and damage. The state is a tinder box.

This. Last time I drove from GJ to Denver I was shocked to see all the dead trees from the pine bark beetle.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (mxS7w)

199 Just curious:

Has anyone seen any numbers on what the Clinton Foundation is doing for Hurricane Victims?

I can't find anything so far....like zero

Posted by: Spot at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (uk240)

200 45
Posted by: Muldoon still wants a pony at September 05, 2017
Does limerick etiquette allow the rhyming of convict and eunuch?

Posted by: Downcast at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (347eN)

201 No more slave trading!

Build the Wall to put a stop to it!
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (3myMJ)


...


Ask someone on an H1B1 visa if they feel free.

They work slave wages too--and employers can't help but be incentivized to load on up on employees who can't leave, will work for next to nothing and never make a fuss.

Illegal immigration and legal immigration BOTH depress real wages for the rest of the workforce.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (yL25O)

202 From What Happened ...

Throughout the primaries, every time I wanted to hit back against Bernies's attacks, I was told to restrain myself. Noting that his plans didn't add up, that they would inevitably mean raising taxes on middle-class families, or that they were little more than a pipe dream -- all of this could be used to reinforce his argument that I wasn't a true progressive. My team kept reminding me that we didn't want to alienate Bernie's supporters. President Obama urged me to grit my teeth and lay off Bernie as much as I could. I felt like I was in a straitjacket.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 05, 2017 12:08 PM (e8kgV)

203 CRAP. Our best on paper candidate for the software engineering job we are trying to fill just took another job so we don't even get to phone interview. Argghh, moving at the speed of government sucks, a private employer would have interviewed them right away instead of waiting for the resume collecting period to close.

We are not direct government but we get to have all the same guidelines and CYA policies for hiring process.

If you know of anyone looking for a software engineering job that can cope with liberal bubble workplace (you can find commutable towns to live outside the zombie zone) tell them to check the www dot ucar dot edu page. Shocking but apparently their "save the world by working here" message page before the actual jobs listings may attract HR types and scientists but does nothing for recruiting skilled engineers.

It is a good place to work with flexible scheduling, nice benefits package and salary range is not crappy and our project is data for weather forecasting and not part of the AGW scam.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 05, 2017 12:08 PM (8qFZP)

204 193. Nope. Checking the sturdiness of her underlying skeletal structure. Ya can tell, she's bought kids before.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 05, 2017 12:08 PM (326Bp)

205 8 If Trump is deposed it might abruptly stop altogether.
-----
I initially read that as deported.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 12:08 PM (Rsx2N)

206 Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (4AVeu)

Might be the single greatest sock I have ever read.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 05, 2017 12:08 PM (QhxWE)

207 (CNN)Hillary
Clinton casts Bernie Sanders as an unrealistic over-promiser in her new
book, according to excerpts posted by a group of Clinton supporters. She
said that his attacks against her during the primary caused "lasting
damage" and paved the way for "(Donald) Trump's 'Crooked Hillary'
campaign."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 05, 2017 12:08 PM (e8kgV)

208 I lived in Skamania county during St Helens. Due south so we didn't get any ash. I did work in the red zone though. They were set up to keep us there for three days if needed. That was scary than anything else

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 05, 2017 12:08 PM (JKNZq)

209 With all respect to Country Singer, the quote is mine. You will be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 05, 2017 12:09 PM (6PlZp)

210 What happens if the NRA acts irresponsibility and asks it's members to gather without a permit somewhere on 11/4?

Posted by: Jean at September 05, 2017 12:09 PM (z2dSu)

211 Has anyone seen any numbers on what the Clinton Foundation is doing for Hurricane Victims?

I can't find anything so far....like zero

Posted by: Spot at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (uk240)


I think they've been disbanded. The graft dried up when she lost.

Posted by: Tami at September 05, 2017 12:09 PM (Enq6K)

212 185 Have not seen ash like this since St Helens.



Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 11:50 AM (0tfLf)

That was horrendous in places. We were pretty lucky in Bellingham. Just a dusting. I sure heard that fucker tho.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM


I was stationed at Ft Lewis at the time and was down in Vancouver visiting family. I grew up on that mountain. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2017 12:09 PM (0tfLf)

213 What I saw in the Future is I will be dead. And I say "Thank God!"

Posted by: Howard Cosel at September 05, 2017 12:09 PM (hxLER)

214 Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:02 PM (3myMJ)

I would be completely unsurprised to learn that the US government straight-up bought kids from their parents in the "Unaccompanied Minors" push. There is no way they didn't exchange them for promises of future consideration at the very least. I am positive that under Obama the US engaged in slaving.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 05, 2017 12:10 PM (rp9xB)

215 When I first saw that pic, I thought it was a guy doing a parody of a tranny. Seriously. It's not only ugly, it's defiantly ugly, as if she's throwing it in your face and just *daring* you to say what she really looks like, i.e. a hideous, clownish freak.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 11:49 AM (bjWNl)

She looks like Curly Howard in drag as part of a Three Stooges short. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHsbO4zU2o

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2017 12:10 PM (2le8w)

216 Can this be fixed? Or are we still in the Claire Wolfe stage? Or are we moving towards the other pole of the Claire Wolfe stage?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 12:11 PM (/qEW2)

217 Hillary has her team analyzing that photo of Melania and will be working with consultants, programming focus groups and prop girls to catch her in a similar unscripted moment to show her compassionate, human side.

Posted by: Ripley at September 05, 2017 12:05 PM (MxEKc)



Didn't that happen after her NYC moment. After leaving Chelsea's MASH unit she had that totally spontaneous moment with that little girl. And when you have pneumonia you want to be greeting children

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 12:11 PM (493sH)

218 >>204
193. Nope. Checking the sturdiness of her underlying skeletal structure. Ya can tell, she's bought kids before. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 05, 2017 12:08 PM (326Bp)

Very lean. Low and slow, and plenty of basting.

Posted by: Zod at September 05, 2017 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)

219 If antifa and the rest are going to gather 11/4 that's fine. That will get plenty of airtime. Their poll numbers will go down more.

And @realdonaldtrump will tweet about how this is all the fault of the Democrats.

Go for it.

Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2017 12:12 PM (lALnC)

220 Why does he even have a "diversity council" in the first place?

Posted by: josephistan at September 05, 2017 11:51 AM (7HtZB)

To demonstrate that they are worthless?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2017 12:12 PM (2le8w)

221 I'm thinking we have time to get creative.

Get a couple of quad-copters...have them fly over the crown spraying
talcum powder. Have a few actors immediately start screaming and
grabbing at their faces and throats.

Throw in some fake blood coming out of their eyes.

Gold I tell ya, gold!
--

I'm so going to suggest this on 4chan.

Posted by: shibumi at September 05, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)

222 Virgin Islands National Guard Seizes Guns, Ammo...
-Drudge

It's like NoLa all over again.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 05, 2017 12:12 PM (mcI77)

223 PaleRider,

We just opened an office in Denver, all the Wx stuff is on my plate. I might have hired your guy.

Sorry

Posted by: Jean at September 05, 2017 12:13 PM (z2dSu)

224 >>I am positive that under Obama the US engaged in slaving. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 05, 2017 12:10 PM (rp9xB)

If you find that you're correct, and you happen to hear the terms "after-market" or "bid-ask spread" come up in conversation regarding same, please do report back. Thanks.

Posted by: Zod at September 05, 2017 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)

225 There are about 25 immigration reforms far more important to me than letting DACA lapse.

E-Verify would be Number One on my list. Mandatory.

The day after E-Verify is made mandatory... "Where did all the illegal aliens go?"

Posted by: mnw at September 05, 2017 12:14 PM (eXYC7)

226 Stray thought--when all the unaccompanied minors were flooding in in the last days of Obama, we were kept from knowing where they were being placed.

Now that Trump is in charge, why has he not laid bare all that information?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 05, 2017 12:14 PM (yL25O)

227 My wife screwed Burlington College & I screwed Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: Bernie at September 05, 2017 12:14 PM (bc2Lc)

228 The smoke in Colorado from the Montana fires is the worst we've ever seen. Mountains just 2 miles miles away are totally obscured. We are keeping the windows closed and outside exercise is out for now. Don't want to breathe that stuff any more than necessary.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:14 PM (3myMJ)

229 195 187 Hillary has her team analyzing that photo of Melania and will be working with consultants, programming focus groups and prop girls to catch her in a similar unscripted moment to show her compassionate, human side
.....
The most in-your-face fakery I've ever viewed live was when Hillary left Chelsea's apartment after her 9-11 collapse. When that little girl busted security and ran up to her to give her a hug for the cameras, I was laughing hysterically. Even the media weren't buying that bullshit.

Posted by: stace at September 05, 2017 12:15 PM (JGVnY)

230 209 With all respect to Country Singer, the quote is mine. You will be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 05, 2017 12:09 PM (6PlZp)


Ouch. Seriously? Here's the original quote I saved:

"264 How horrible a candidate are you when you have all the MSM, all academia, all the "thought leaders", all the big donors, all the arts and entertainment industries, all the tech industries and all foreign leaders behind you and lose to a political tyro hated by his party's establishment who basically winged it his whole campaign?"

So this one is yours?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 12:15 PM (bjWNl)

231 226. Most likely, they were placed with their families and relations here.

A good many of them had names and phone numbers in hand when they arrived.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 05, 2017 12:16 PM (326Bp)

232 Stray thought--when all the unaccompanied minors were flooding in in the last days of Obama, we were kept from knowing where they were being placed.
Now that Trump is in charge, why has he not laid bare all that information?
====



Excellent question!

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 05, 2017 12:16 PM (2wRtc)

233 The local newspaper says if you want to see Hillary in Toronto, plan ahead and get your tickets now......Don't forget the noose bleed seats are pretty cheap when you consider the Lonnie vs Dollar exchange....

Where is it, in the Sky Dome?

Posted by: Colin at September 05, 2017 12:17 PM (33dxx)

234
In I have seen the future and you will not believe this shit, someone put up a picture from Predator and said "What do you mean both of those people will become governors?"

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at September 05, 2017 11:44 AM (mf5HN)








Don't forget the other one who would later become First Lady.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2017 12:17 PM (veoSD)

235 "Didn't that happen after her NYC moment. After
leaving Chelsea's MASH unit she had that totally spontaneous moment with
that little girl. And when you have pneumonia you want to be greeting
children



Posted by: TheQuietMan"

Yep. Came off as completely phony. Theory is that girl was supposed to be used at some hooter point in the day and had to be shipped over to Chelsea's apartment for the unscripted hug.

Hillary's team should just Photoshop her head in place of Melania's and pass it around. It would be just as believable as any of her spontaneous moments.

Posted by: Ripley at September 05, 2017 12:17 PM (MxEKc)

236 Great picture of the flotus.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 05, 2017 12:17 PM (aMlLZ)

237 228 The smoke in Colorado from the Montana fires is the worst we've ever seen. Mountains just 2 miles miles away are totally obscured. We are keeping the windows closed and outside exercise is out for now. Don't want to breathe that stuff any more than necessary.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:14 PM (3myMJ)

Central Valley Calif... sky is brown again today... more than 50 fires throughout the State.

Only fire getting coverage is one in Los Angeles...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 05, 2017 12:18 PM (NgKpN)

238 The most in-your-face fakery I've ever viewed live was when Hillary left Chelsea's apartment after her 9-11 collapse. When that little girl busted security and ran up to her to give her a hug for the cameras, I was laughing hysterically. Even the media weren't buying that bullshit.

Posted by: stace at September 05, 2017 12:15 PM (JGVnY)


I was laughing too, that was so lame.




Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 05, 2017 12:18 PM (ul9CR)

239 girl was supposed to be used at some hooter point in the day

Wha?

Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2017 12:18 PM (lALnC)

240 As soon as Kong starts eyeballing Fay Wray, my special lady gorilla is all 'that bitch is too skinny, she's such a fake, wonk wonk wonk' the rest of the movie.

I should do a post on Wray some time. She had a troubled early life, including an abusive husband and a near-incestuous brother.

But, especially for GP, here she is in 1933s One Sunday Afternoon. Check out those stockings:

http://tinyurl.com/y9zjpzsq

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 05, 2017 12:19 PM (X6fMO)

241 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=thNjxRMYOII

Never gets old.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2017 12:19 PM (mxS7w)

242 The CEOs are slavers. How dare someone interrupt their traffic in humans!

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 05, 2017 11:53 AM (MIKMs)



I think Newsbusters had a story about Wa Po employees bitching about how Bezos slashed their pension fund and is a cheap prick to work for. But hey, Power to the Illegals

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 05, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)

243 girl was supposed to be used at some hooter point in the da

Oops.."'...other point.."

Posted by: Ripley at September 05, 2017 12:20 PM (MxEKc)

244 muse:

I would posit that HRC having all that establishment support may have helped elect Trump.

When I saw Lena Dunham & Katy Perry addressing the DEM natl convention in '16, I began to wonder, "Is this REALLY a good idea for them?"

Posted by: mnw at September 05, 2017 12:20 PM (eXYC7)

245 Every point in the day is a hooter point in the day.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 05, 2017 12:20 PM (ul9CR)

246 241 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=thNjxRMYOII

Good times, good times

Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2017 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

247 girl was supposed to be used at some hooter point in the day

Wha?

Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2017 12:18 PM (lALnC)

Man, they start 'em young at that restaurant. Whatever.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 05, 2017 12:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

248 shoot them in the face
Posted by: Peter North at September 05, 2017 11:34 AM (FZYNt)


They had it coming.

Posted by: jwpaine at September 05, 2017 12:21 PM (PLsKH)

249 "Good luck to her, at least she's in cinder block construction. Hopefully the builder overdid the roof-to-wall anchor system.

Posted by: Meremortal

and the cinder block walls need rebar into the slab every 3-4', with the voids filled with concrete.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 12:21 PM (veVl1)

250 >>>After leaving Chelsea's MASH unit she had that totally spontaneous moment with that little girl. And when you have pneumonia you want to be greeting children

Pretty sure that girl was hispanic, not black.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 12:22 PM (/qEW2)

251
So this one is yours?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 12:15 PM (bjWNl)


*polite cough*

Yes.

I mean, Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle, I finally say something here worth repeating and you can't even attribute it correctly, you "thought leader"?

You scrivening similophilic buffoon, check the size of your bank account; you'll need every penny.

/s

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 05, 2017 12:22 PM (6PlZp)

252 Clinton casts Bernie Sanders as an unrealistic over-promiser in her new
book, according to excerpts posted by a group of Clinton supporters.


Well, gawrsh, this sure will help repatriate the Bernie supporters for Hillz' next run. Telling them they're stupid, yeah, that's the ticket. They sure wouldn't have believed that you were Part Of The System if you had pushed Status Quo Uber Alles and said they were delusional.

The rift between the Hillzginas and Bernie Bros is real and spectacular, and it sounds like the book does a lot to lift and separate.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 05, 2017 12:22 PM (HtLSE)

253 241 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=thNjxRMYOII

Never gets old.
Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2017 12:19 PM (mxS7w)

No, it doesn't. Thanks for posting that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2017 12:22 PM (jxbfJ)

254 Pretty sure that girl was hispanic, not black.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 05, 2017 12:22 PM (/qEW2)

They all look the same.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 05, 2017 12:22 PM (Jcg9Q)

255 Posted by: TexasDan at September 05, 2017 12:07 PM (yL25O)

Yes, since the worker can't leave or change employers they are brushing right next to the definition of trafficking. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the programs are created with the definitions (plural since there are multiple forms) in mind and the intent to get as close to the line as possible. Which guarantees that the less scrupulous will engage in actual trafficking under cover of the program (there have already been cases of recruiters auctioning off the visa-holders they've brought over). The entire H1B program needs to be viewed with skepticism and kept small enough to monitor easily.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 05, 2017 12:23 PM (rp9xB)

256 222 Virgin Islands National Guard Seizes Guns, Ammo...
-Drudge

It's like NoLa all over again.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 05, 2017 12:12 PM (mcI77)


Woohoo! Always wonderful to see the State stomp all over individual liberties!

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at September 05, 2017 12:23 PM (wwd4n)

257 Hillary can fix up the "hugging child problem" with a little photoshopping.

Watch for it.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:24 PM (3myMJ)

258 Awww.....crud.

Pumpkin Spice season is almost here.

Why won't Trump do something useful and end this travesty?

Noaw!!!!

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 05, 2017 12:24 PM (sf2BM)

259 I saw Evel Knievel attempt to jump Hooter Point back in 1978.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at September 05, 2017 12:24 PM (ismre)

260 237 228 The smoke in Colorado from the Montana fires is the worst we've ever seen. Mountains just 2 miles miles away are totally obscured. We are keeping the windows closed and outside exercise is out for now. Don't want to breathe that stuff any more than necessary.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:14 PM (3myMJ)

Central Valley Calif... sky is brown again today... more than 50 fires throughout the State.

Only fire getting coverage is one in Los Angeles...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 05, 2017 12:18 PM (NgKpN)
-----------
Stay safe you guys. 50 fires...wow. The media doesn't report news anymore, IMO. They are about themselves, their power, and the narrative they want to push. That's it.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at September 05, 2017 12:24 PM (Rsx2N)

261 They all look the same.
=====

Especially with the backpack bombs and flower acid sprays.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 05, 2017 12:25 PM (MIKMs)

262 Surely just in blue states with strict gun controls. Even they can't be
stupid enough to try starting violence anywhere else, would they?


When they protested in Texas ( Deep Blue Austin ) they were carrying guns with them ( openly ). So yeah, they are just that stupid. Although I think being identified as a terrorist organization by DHS might change their ability to carry weapons.

Posted by: An Observation at September 05, 2017 12:25 PM (9uHF1)

263 252 Spork

I don't think there is any Hillary/DEM establishment left any more.

In 2020, the DEMs are going to have a "I'm more left than you! No, I'm more left than you & Bernie combined!" fest.

Posted by: mnw at September 05, 2017 12:26 PM (eXYC7)

264 nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 05, 2017 12:26 PM (ZQfW9)

265 and the cinder block walls need rebar into the slab every 3-4', with the voids filled with concrete.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2017 12:21 PM (veVl1)

Given my observations of general governance down there, proper performance on such things could be problematic.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2017 12:26 PM (3myMJ)

266 Central Valley Calif... sky is brown again today... more than 50 fires throughout the State.

Only fire getting coverage is one in Los Angeles...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 05, 2017 12:18 PM (NgKpN)

Yeah, media centers get all the attention. It reminds me of the terrible fires in the TX panhandle back in March. Even here in TX there wasn't huge awareness of the severity. However, one of the recent issues of Texas Monthly has an article about the young rancher, cowboy, and girlfriend who were killed, and it is guaranteed to make you cry.

Posted by: stace at September 05, 2017 12:27 PM (JGVnY)

267 You scrivening similophilic buffoon, check the size of your bank account; you'll need every penny.

/s
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 05, 2017 12:22 PM (6PlZp)


Oh look, it's fixed. You now have no case, you fictitious excuse for a pope.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 05, 2017 12:28 PM (bjWNl)

268 --
--
Central Valley Calif... sky is brown again today... more than 50 fires throughout the State.



Only fire getting coverage is one in Los Angeles...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 05, 2017 12:18 PM

---------------

We've been noticing smoke haze here for about a week. (western Kansas, 200+ miles from the mountains)


Posted by: irright at September 05, 2017 12:31 PM (pMGkg)

269 Wife bought pumpkin spice coffee.

Fucking disgusting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 05, 2017 12:32 PM (89T5c)

270 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 05, 2017 12:16 PM (326Bp)

I heard at the time that they were pretty much warehousing all the kids, including contagious ones. There was a doctor who claimed to have been fired for trying to report epidemic conditions, as they are required to do. Maybe it's confirmation bias, but that sounds like the level of care to be expected from the O administration.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 05, 2017 12:33 PM (rp9xB)

271
Virgin Islands National Guard Seizes Guns, Ammo...

-Drudge



It's like NoLa all over again.



Posted by: Under Fire at September 05, 2017 12:12 PM (mcI77)

----------------------------------------
The Governor has authorized seizure for use as needed by the National Guard.
Under V.I. law --Title 23, Section 1522, part 1: Governor may by written order...
"Direct the Adjutant General or other appropriate authority to seize arms, ammunition, explosives, incendiary material, and any other property that may be required by the military forces."


Posted by: RioBravo at September 05, 2017 12:35 PM (SsblQ)

272 Come on guys, think: Did we always have a Gregorian calendar? No, we did not. And something glorious happened in late October by the Julian calendar.

Posted by: V.I. Lenin at September 05, 2017 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

273 Also, I don't care how much you hate twitter, this, this may be the highest and best possible use of twitter.

https://twitter.com/Super70sSports

Just keep scrolling down.

And people say twitter is pointless.
Posted by: alexthechick


That, my dear, is some funny shit.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 05, 2017 01:28 PM (vcOmj)

274 Trumka: We'll Work to Protect Rights and Jobs of DACA Workers


Gorilla P needs to school Trumka. Preferably by ripping his short stubby arms off.
Posted by: Under Fire

Gee, I wonder what the AFL-CIO members actually think of this? I know a some union guys that are absolutely PISSED about Mexicans coming here for their jobs.
Teamsters, AFL-CIO, UAW.

Trumka is a big fat tool box.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 05, 2017 01:32 PM (vcOmj)

275 So Jeff Flake, per twitter, is all in on DACA. I'm sure there are many other R's.

What exactly makes him different from a Democrat?
Posted by: WisRich at September 05, 2017 11:47 AM (G0vdT)


Only difference: His fellow democrats weren't cowering in a dugout, waiting to get shot by a Bernie bro.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 05, 2017 01:57 PM (2NqXo)

276 92
The weird, ugly gal who is an editor for Vogue...how embarrassing for
Vogue. They must have kept her on because she is related to someone.
She probably stays in the back room for good reason and foolishly
stepped out to make a ridiculous comment. Ugly and stupid is no way to
go through life.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 05, 2017 11:45 AM (U+nHb)

When
I first saw that pic, I thought it was a guy doing a parody of a
tranny. Seriously. It's not only ugly, it's defiantly ugly, as if she's
throwing it in your face and just *daring* you to say what she really
looks like, i.e. a hideous, clownish freak.

Best comparison I saw Sunday online: She looks like Raggedy Ann and Hitler got married and had a kid.


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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat