aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Water Cannon + Taunting Antifa Thug = A Lovely, Lovely Thing
I know, no math, but bear with me and take a peek below the fold.
[Hat Tip: Monty James]Take note #Antifa losers. Ask and you shall receive.😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ScIpAASoyx
— Steve Hirsch (@Stevenwhirsch99) April 3, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 04, 2017 05:02 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: EV AZ at September 04, 2017 05:02 PM (WYkii)
cops finally got a good one.
we aren't gonna cry about some asshole w guy getting what he deserved.
like
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:04 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Ever at September 04, 2017 05:04 PM (QZdJj)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:04 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2017 05:04 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2017 05:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 04, 2017 05:05 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:05 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:05 PM (BsIi9)
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2017 05:06 PM (LAe3v)
Memories... from the corners of my mind...
Misty really nice memories...
Of fire hoses, and the hands were mine...
Scattered Greenies...
Who tried to paint my ship....
Scattered off of their Jetskis...
on a Rose Fest Trip...
Posted by: Don Quixote, USN Ret... at September 04, 2017 05:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 04, 2017 05:06 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:06 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:06 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 04, 2017 05:07 PM (mpXpK)
Or hydroflouric acid.
Depends whether they were going for the immediate burn, or less immediately painful, but more long term damage. HF is best for the latter.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2017 05:07 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Don Quixote, USN Ret... at September 04, 2017 05:07 PM (NgKpN)
That little squirt hit like a fucking hammer, didn't it? I think he smacked his head on his way out of the picture frame.
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:08 PM (Sv2/X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2017 05:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:08 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Gov. Brown at September 04, 2017 05:08 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Dempsy at September 04, 2017 05:09 PM (KFvjj)
Posted by: willow
They all do. They'd plotz if they encountered real, honest-to-God fascists.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2017 05:09 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: redbanzai at September 04, 2017 05:09 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 04, 2017 05:10 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:10 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:10 PM (FKrah)
Like a boss! /
Posted by: DanMan at September 04, 2017 05:11 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Gov. Brown at September 04, 2017 05:11 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:11 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2017 05:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 04, 2017 05:07 PM (mpXpK)
Twitter needs JavaScript to be turned on for videos to appear.
In this case it's worth it.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 04, 2017 05:11 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 04, 2017 05:11 PM (V/f/L)
Posted by: LASue at September 04, 2017 05:11 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 05:11 PM (pPKG5)
Arch-terrorist who led hunger strike to be banned from being visited by his wife until 2019.
I've seen his wife...not much of a punishment
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 05:12 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 04, 2017 05:12 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2017 05:12 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:06 PM (FKrah)
If I remember my childhood correctly, the commies were the ones in the tanks.
Either way, this video was best laugh I've had all day.
Posted by: Jarrod at September 04, 2017 05:12 PM (vTZ5Y)
because fighting facism
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:12 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Manfred Mann at September 04, 2017 05:12 PM (5i4oR)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 04, 2017 05:13 PM (O5Q3r)
Believe it or not, Germany is ahead of us in this regard. They have already banned at least one black bloc website for acting as an organizing site for the G20 violence.
The DOJ is finally going after antifa in the same manner.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 05:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 05:13 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: NCKate at September 04, 2017 05:13 PM (QpIrM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 04, 2017 05:14 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:14 PM (FKrah)
https://t.co/ScIpAASoyx
And the tweet is from April 2nd, it's not necessarily a Berkeley event.
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:14 PM (kuiuS)
already banned at least one black bloc website for acting as an
organizing site for the G20 violence.
---
All Antifa has to do to be unbanned in Germany is proclaim allegiance to Islam and voila! They will be welcomed and embraced.
Posted by: shibumi at September 04, 2017 05:14 PM (aT+Bx)
(Question: why do women scream in this type of situation? I've never understood that.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 05:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:15 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 05:15 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 05:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NCKate at September 04, 2017 05:13 PM (QpIrM)
I think someone else. I expect going ass over teakettle under the force of a fire hose pretty precludes much in the way of vocalization.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 05:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:16 PM (FKrah)
Joe Bravado had a moment to contemplate as well.
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 04, 2017 05:17 PM (xaJIp)
It was just too easy that this was happeneing all over the west.
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:17 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Donewithit at September 04, 2017 05:18 PM (ofmt0)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:18 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 04, 2017 05:18 PM (mpXpK)
(Question: why do women scream in this type of situation? I've never understood that.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 05:14 PM (SRKgf)
It may be involuntary. I will scream if I'm startled.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:19 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: FH at September 04, 2017 05:19 PM (D8fDd)
It's like the game at carnivals where you blow up a balloon with a squirt gun. Man, people would PAY bigly for the chance to play "Knock Over the Asshat".
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2017 05:19 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:20 PM (FKrah)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8hqDOHxDs
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 05:15 PM (ZKWca)
OOOOHHHH, right in the testicles!
Posted by: Cotton McKnight at September 04, 2017 05:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 05:20 PM (SjImc)
Just goes to show that water conservation is important to us, too.
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:20 PM (7ulel)
They were seriously pissed. I don't think spraying him in the head is not in the manual.
Posted by: Ralph at September 04, 2017 05:21 PM (S91Fa)
Posted by: BebeDahl at September 04, 2017 05:21 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 05:21 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Zon Toro at September 04, 2017 05:21 PM (V0pGL)
Posted by: Michael Richards at September 04, 2017 05:21 PM (/qEW2)
The were drawing water from the river that runs through the park, and I was playing in the river, and started running through the stream of water from the pumper. They kept the stream on me while I tried to walk against it. Kinda fun on a hot day.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 05:22 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at September 04, 2017 05:22 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:22 PM (7ulel)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:22 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Ralph at September 04, 2017 05:23 PM (S91Fa)
Posted by: NCKate at September 04, 2017 05:23 PM (QpIrM)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 05:24 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2017 05:24 PM (5i4oR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 05:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 05:24 PM (Sfs6o)
You know the ones who have been bitching for weeks for him to do that, those ones.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 04, 2017 05:25 PM (+Dllb)
It is no accident, it is a leftist tactic. They try to link the "hate" to Trump, yet clearly the commie Dems and their MFM are inspiring and funding the real violence.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 04, 2017 05:25 PM (veVl1)
Ever read The Saker over at Unz? There is a dyed in the wool, palaeo-conservative with the full "ae". Even The Saker says that China and Russia are worse as far as censoring stuff than the US is.
We don't want Trump to go full Putin. But dickheads like this guy will want it a lot less...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 04, 2017 05:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: the old Dos Equis guy at September 04, 2017 05:26 PM (Fva9n)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:26 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: rosignol at September 04, 2017 05:26 PM (sjCQ+)
The first instinctive reaction when startled is breath in. Then fight or flight kicks in. Screaming is not part of any of that.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 05:27 PM (m9X4Y)
Link?
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 05:27 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2017 05:27 PM (5i4oR)
I guess it is possible the protesters are doing much the same as our protesters in that they were setting US up to be attacked,
? maybe? erdogon wouldn't be below doing the same deal to crack down on legitimate protests.
I might be fanciful dreaming.
I was hoping that was our jerks getting the hose.
Posted by: willow at September 04, 2017 05:27 PM (FKrah)
Now that we know conclusively that it was a protestor in Turkey in 2013, do we re-evaluate the headline for the thread?
And in 2013, were the protestors the bad guys, or the good guys?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 05:27 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 04, 2017 05:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 04, 2017 05:28 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: RiverRat1297 at September 04, 2017 05:28 PM (9kkwJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 04, 2017 05:29 PM (veVl1)
Posted by: 80's music fan at September 04, 2017 05:29 PM (xaJIp)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 05:29 PM (Sfs6o)
Check Fh's comment and link at #63.
It is without a doubt the same protestor.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 05:29 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: FH at September 04, 2017 05:30 PM (D8fDd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:30 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 05:30 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: Joanne at September 04, 2017 05:31 PM (A07hL)
Oh my word.
Fen said "Balls"
I think we are corrupting her.
But yeh, I also vote for the Yarble fluff video.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 05:31 PM (J+eG2)
As with boys, it used to work sometimes when they were 3?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 05:32 PM (3myMJ)
The first instinctive reaction when startled is breath in. Then fight or flight kicks in. Screaming is not part of any of that.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 05:27 PM (m9X4Y)
I screamed in front of the electrician when a bat flew out of the sprinkler box. It took a second, I thought I was looking at a mouse when it flew out I screamed.
It took a few seconds.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:33 PM (Ri/rl)
I really like the way he goes back hard and slams the back of his skull on the concrete.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 04, 2017 05:12 PM
That is the effect part of cause/effect that they never calculate. And the fact that he is extremely top heavy with the little legs and large dumpy torso with big head means he goes down really hard.
Posted by: Lester at September 04, 2017 05:33 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Chants at September 04, 2017 05:33 PM (tWzi1)
Would it have been better if I had said "nuts"? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:33 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 04, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Recep Tayyip Erdogan at September 04, 2017 05:34 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2017 05:35 PM (z/Ubi)
Follow the top link in the sidebar or just go to Politico and look for the September article.
It's actually the DHS that made the claim but it is all part of the Trump administration.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 05:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 04, 2017 05:36 PM (nBr1j)
Here tonight we have a full schedule of sports practice: volleyball, soccer, flag football.
GO HOME PEOPLE!!! Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 04, 2017 05:36 PM (D2vc1)
Stay thirsty, my friends.
Posted by: the old Dos Equis guy at September 04, 2017 05:26 PM (Fva9n)
Yeah, a "friend" told me that Viagra makes you thirsty as shit.
Posted by: Ralph at September 04, 2017 05:36 PM (S91Fa)
I think I was already corrupted before I got here, VIA. ;^) and anyway, yesterday I posted this picture of cat swimming through the floods. I didn't write the commentary, but it does have some colorful language so how much more corrupted could I be from yesterday?:
http://tinyurl.com/y7dawrf7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:37 PM (iVOAv)
The guys at 4Chan probably have the location pegged by now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 04, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)
Outside Flat Rock, on the interstate.
Posted by: Ralph at September 04, 2017 05:37 PM (S91Fa)
The guys at 4Chan probably have the location pegged by now.
--
Location?
They would know the people involved, their addresses and their phone numbers.
./yes, it is GOOD to have the autists on our side!
Posted by: shibumi at September 04, 2017 05:37 PM (aT+Bx)
flew out of the sprinkler box. It took a second, I thought I was looking
at a mouse when it flew out I screamed.
It took a few seconds.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:33 PM (Ri/rl)
Ha ha. Which one? Sounds like you all must have a hundred!
Posted by: Ralph at September 04, 2017 05:39 PM (S91Fa)
I also do the loud intake of breath when I'm startled.
A combat marine keeps insisting I have PTSD. He's wrong.
I will also scream if startled. A raccoon was in a trap a while ago and it tried to bite the guy holding the cage, I screamed.
I have both reactions.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:39 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: JTB at September 04, 2017 05:40 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Stanley Spadowski at September 04, 2017 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 04, 2017 05:42 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Zombie Paul Prudhome at September 04, 2017 05:42 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:43 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 04, 2017 05:43 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Ralph at September 04, 2017 05:39 PM (S91Fa)
I made the electrician laugh too. Loud girly scream. My mind couldn't comprehend a mouse flying.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:43 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:43 PM (iVOAv)
If they bite you, you turn into a vampire!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 05:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 04, 2017 05:44 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 04, 2017 05:44 PM (dqdMO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:43 PM (iVOAv)
It's involuntary isn't it. You just scream.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 04, 2017 05:44 PM (9tO1t)
A screaming spider? That's freaky.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (0mRoj)
That would work out poorly for the hippy, in this case.
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 05:44 PM (0mRoj)
I may already be part vampire; I don't bite people and suck their blood yet-But I do spend a lot of time up at night.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:43 PM (Ri/rl)
Die Fledermaus.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (SRKgf)
Thud
Ow
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 04, 2017 05:25 PM (+Dllb)
---
not sure how it w*rks on your planet, but where i come from, praising someone for finally doing what they were supposed to do long before just isn't done.
you praise/reward performance, not mediocrity or mendoucheousness. at best, he deserves a bitter, "about Fing time, asshole", nothing more.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 04, 2017 05:46 PM (8xiTL)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 04, 2017 05:46 PM (iLJUQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 04, 2017 05:44 PM (9tO1t)
I don't scream at spiders but I imagine I would if it was crawling on me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:46 PM (Ri/rl)
People get killed doing many dumb things and even normal things.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (PArpi)
Yes; It was involuntary. I didn't stop to think "Gee, there's a bat two feet over my head; I think I'll scream now."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------
I was trying to make an aluminum cast of it, so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (9tO1t)
Ya, I admit to saying bad words when startled. I'm just not easily startled.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (m9X4Y)
Don't forget to check out the earlier free books. Most of them are today only.
Conservative authors only.
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (iVOAv)
Avoid the sun? Sleep in a coffin?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JEM at September 04, 2017 05:48 PM (TppKb)
I bow to your choice of pictures.
I could see two of our three cats having that exact same expression in that situation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 05:49 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Douche Day Afternoon at September 04, 2017 05:49 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (m9X4Y)
I am. I'm not afraid of snakes or critters or monsters but if something is in front of me I'm not expecting that scream just happens.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:49 PM (Ri/rl)
Isn't there a Lafayette, Louisiana? Thought so. Tear the park down...
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:49 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I'm sure you'd be one of those noble vampires, like Capt. Boyd in Ravenous, or Nathaniel Cade in The President's Vampire. I'm not worried.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 05:49 PM (/qEW2)
If you read the article or some of the other info out there you would know that they have been warning about antifa violence basically since the Trump administration took over and in fact those warnings helped prevent some attacks like in New Jersey. Right here on this planet.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 05:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 05:49 PM (3myMJ)
The theory is that it is harder to celebrate taking it to the man afterwards when you stick like a dairy settling pond.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 04, 2017 05:51 PM (Gv+zt)
There are noble vampires. Who knew?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:51 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (iVOAv)
There was a bat in my house last week. I didn't scream I killed it with a dust pan. I saw it and knew what it was.
I didn't think it was some freaky mouse.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:51 PM (Ri/rl)
I also didn't scream when I hit a skunk the other day but may have muttered an imprecation or two.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 04, 2017 05:51 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 04, 2017 05:52 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: JEM at September 04, 2017 05:52 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The mass media can EABOD. at September 04, 2017 05:52 PM (CEU4j)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 04, 2017 05:52 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (PArpi)
---
ummm....Geddy plays bass. Alex is the Drummer
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Do you sleep on a bed of earth from your homeland?
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (nBr1j)
Aside from people who are physicists, I run into quite a few people who couldn't stand physics in high school. My son hated it. He got a C.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: The mass media can EABOD. at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (CEU4j)
But to be honest, I don't like anything that flies.
Near me, that is.
If you wanna fly way over there, fine.
But not near me.
And not in the house.
Or the car.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (w7U7L)
I thought that was pretty damn good.
Posted by: Meremortal
Sheesh! Some fancy 1%-er academy? We had 'Science class'. You could have taught us fresh out of high school.
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (BsIi9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (iVOAv)
Avoid the sun? Sleep in a coffin?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)
---
I literally cannot see myself in a mirror. Any time I try, all I can see is some old fat bald guy
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 04, 2017 05:54 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 04, 2017 05:55 PM (Sda6L)
I frequently sleep on the couch because I don't want to disturb my husband. The couch is probably only slightly more comfortable than dirt from my homeland would be.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:55 PM (iVOAv)
--
Growl, you mean. The growl of a dangerous predatory animal giving warning.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 05:55 PM (m9X4Y)
Or the car.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (0jtPF)
And certainly not in a Bar!
Posted by: Drunken Suess at September 04, 2017 05:55 PM (NgKpN)
I don't have mercury browser since Apple did April update & hope this is video i wrote that is still cracking me up.
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 05:55 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:45 PM (iVOAv)
Avoid the sun? Sleep in a coffin?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)
---
I literally cannot see myself in a mirror. Any time I try, all I can see is some old fat bald guy
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 04, 2017 05:54 PM (vChNs)
The mirror lies, no doubt.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 04, 2017 05:55 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:55 PM (iVOAv)
Of course her defenders say it's a witch hunt. She says she has a right to self-defense, meaning punching and hitting someone because of their beliefs is self-defense (I've noticed this has been frequently used by various antifa mutants).
http://tinyurl.com/y9m676sy
Posted by: Joanne at September 04, 2017 05:56 PM (A07hL)
There are noble vampires. Who knew?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 05:51 PM (iVOAv)
---
Throw holy water on them, they do not react
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 04, 2017 05:56 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 05:56 PM (Sfs6o)
Stop flying around people, okay?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 05:57 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I'm not making that up. There's a trope that's become pretty standard in a lot of movies and vampire novels: a moral vampire who appalled at vampirism, so they actually join humans and resign themselves to subsisting on animal blood. And if you're concerned about the theology of it, it doesn't really come across as "salvation by works". They are truly appalled at their evil cravings, and that in itself is enough for them to resist the temptation to harm humans. I wouldn't recommend this genre to you, as it often involves excessive gore and violence.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 05:57 PM (/qEW2)
Yes, it's true, you can envision yourself blasting antifa as you remove the birdshit from your driveway.
Antifa, birdshit, tomAto, tomAHto...
Posted by: JEM at September 04, 2017 05:57 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (w7U7L)
That's pretty much my neighborhood. The bats get in the tiniest places.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 05:57 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 05:57 PM (BsIi9)
Posted by: Moe Fine at September 04, 2017 05:57 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: buzzsaw90
--------------
We need to track that SOB down and kill him. He's cropping up everywhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 04, 2017 05:57 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Stanley Spadowski at September 04, 2017 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
I love that scene.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 04, 2017 05:58 PM (Tnhbr)
The Undead Grammie Winger.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 04, 2017 05:58 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 04, 2017 05:58 PM (nBr1j)
==========================
You don't know that for sure.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 05:59 PM (lwiT4)
I don't have mercury browser since Apple did April update & hope this is video i wrote that is still cracking me up.
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 05:55 PM (NKOy9)
----------------------------------
A classic that will never get old!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 06:00 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:00 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 05:53 PM (w7U7L)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:00 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 04, 2017 06:00 PM (m0U13)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 06:00 PM (pPKG5)
Probably the same course. Maryknoll brothers thought a lot of themselves.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 06:00 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Denizens of Wino Alley at September 04, 2017 06:01 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: Bobby at September 04, 2017 06:01 PM (c5Luo)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 06:02 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:00 PM (J+eG2)
=========================
Well, atheists celebrate Christmas, so ......
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 06:02 PM (lwiT4)
I need one of those.
Actually, some years ago (one score and three, or something like that) I was spending lots of time in the SLO area on business, and was shopping real estate in Atascadero, Templeton, Paso Robles...and, of course, in my life of missed opportunities, didn't pull the trigger.
Posted by: JEM at September 04, 2017 06:02 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 04, 2017 06:05 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:05 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Do you sleep on a bed of earth from your homeland?
Posted by: Northernlurker
Ok, I just can't resist sharing this factoid given the mention of Fenelon and "bed of earth from your homeland".
This is actually an ancient believe that can be traced back into the OT (I'm guessing it probably sprung up independently elsewhere).
Read the account in 2 Kings 5 of Elisha and Naaman the Leper. You will note that by the end, Naaman has abandoned paganism and embraced Judaism, although he will still have to perform pagan functions for his king (the ancient equivalent of Google going on a witch hunt and purging you. He had to stay in the closet).
So at the end, Naaman took with him a cartful of earth from Israel back with him. Now why would he do that? So that when he got back to Syria, he could "properly" worship the Hebrew God on Israeli "soil". The Bible is just ... weird.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:06 PM (/qEW2)
But...I gotta rant for a moment, and it's probably going to get me in trouble with certain folks again like this subject did the last time, so if you don't want to hear me go off about the Gluten Free Fad, please do y'self a favor and skip on to a far more interesting comment.
You see, Papa John's now has a gluten-free pizza crust. Which it tags with a warning "NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CUSTOMERS WITH CELIAC DISEASE."
Think about that for a moment.
On the one hand it makes sense, most shops can't keep the stuff separate well enough to guarantee normal stuff sneaks into the pizza.
On the other hand...if that's the case, why the fuck are you even bothering to offer this selection?!?
Could it be..."gluten free", beyond those unfortunate souls with actual medical conditions, is a freakin' food fad? ONE THAT MAKES LIGHT OF FOLKS WITH ACTUAL LEGIT CONDITIONS?!?
Sigh.
Rant done. Flame away, I can take it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at September 04, 2017 06:06 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:06 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 06:07 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Fritz at September 04, 2017 06:07 PM (eLttb)
That should be helpful.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever
Terabytes of pics of Confederate monuments going to /dev/null in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at September 04, 2017 06:08 PM (66CWr)
That should be helpful.
Given the right drugs I can sculpt 'Peppered Balls' and 'Force Equals Mass Times Acceleration, Hydraulic Edition' in about four hours.
But I suck at photography.
Posted by: JEM at September 04, 2017 06:08 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 04, 2017 06:08 PM (m0U13)
Way to go Warren Wilhelm.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2017 06:08 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 06:00
-
Yeah, bats are great. One bat can eat something like 5000-8000 mosquitoes or similarly sized bugs every night.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 04, 2017 06:08 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Lickmuffin at September 04, 2017 06:08 PM (TRhby)
"
Is it delivered in a non-GMO cardboard box?
Sitting on top of a low sodium, non-fat sheet of aluminum foil?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:08 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:06 PM (/qEW2)
==========================
People are weird. The Bible likes to point that out.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 06:08 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 06:09 PM (w7U7L)
Yvette Felarca acts like she's possessed except that I think it's just Yvette-nothing demonic possessed her. She looks rather sweet in the picture and yet she's a raving violent lunatic. I'm actually surprised that she was brought up on any charge considering where it happened
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:10 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2017 06:10 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: JEM at September 04, 2017 06:10 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 05:49 PM (/tuJf)
Seems like I read something about warnings and such in 2016.
Still, if they finally determined/announced, that's a plus for this admin.
Posted by: dDan at September 04, 2017 06:10 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:06 PM (J+eG2)
My favorite is "reunite families!"
I'm all for it. By all means reunite them. In Mexico.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 06:10 PM (SRKgf)
The event in the video is confirmed to be an Anti-Erdigen protest in Turkey, in 2013.
The guy struck with the cannon was protesting Erdigan's dictatorial moves, and may have died from the water blast.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:11 PM (J+eG2)
The seat at the infertility clinic next to the nut-shot guy?
At least the next generation won't have to deal with their spawn.
Posted by: JEM at September 04, 2017 06:12 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:12 PM (J+eG2)
Yes, bats are great but not in my bedroom where there are not 8000 mosquitos.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I think they are incapable of real ethical thought. They think tribally, like feral animals. But when they interact with moral beings, they learn that by making certain noises that correspond to words having moral connotations, they can get their way. They dupe/manipulate kind hearted people into thinking that they are ethical beings.
But they don't know what the words mean, and are not acting on the level of moral creatures.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)
-
Check your mammal privilege, h8r.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 04, 2017 06:13 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2017 06:13 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)
Not anymore. You're welcome.
Posted by: The bat at September 04, 2017 06:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Ugh.
So much for that then.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at September 04, 2017 06:14 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Permanent public housing tenant at September 04, 2017 06:14 PM (89T5c)
I'm glad you like it & I managed to put tiny URL from twitter. There's another with idiot in the hospital waiting for an OB/GYN consult!
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 06:14 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:11 PM (J+eG2)
Sure. It could have happened if he slammed his head against the cement..
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2017 06:15 PM (7uYFy)
Back when low fat diets were a thing, some friends of mine in the Bay Area (classic Peter Pan sheep), after ranting about the need for low fat diets, suggested we go out to dinner ... at a pizza place.
I laughed. The gal of the couple replied indignantly that it was "low fat pizza."
I pointed out the fat/oil stains on the napkins. She waved that away dismissively. What do chemists know about the composition of matter, anyway?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 06:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Lickmuffin
He's not hurting. He died. Search water cannon death.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 06:16 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 04, 2017 06:16 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 06:09 PM (w7U7L)
I know the area well. So the ranch is on the west side of the freeway?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:16 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 04, 2017 06:16 PM (rjrh3)
"You see, Papa John's now has a gluten-free pizza crust. Which it tags
with a warning "NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CUSTOMERS WITH CELIAC DISEASE."
---
because it's rolled out on the same surface as their regular dough, and therefore is likely to be contaminated with enough wheat flour as to be problematic for those who truly have the disease.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 04, 2017 06:16 PM (8xiTL)
Sucks to be us I suppose.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 04, 2017 06:17 PM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
<<<
Still a pussy. Scratch that. A potentially dead pussy.
Posted by: Fritz at September 04, 2017 06:18 PM (eLttb)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 04, 2017 06:18 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 04, 2017 06:18 PM (rjrh3)
FB friend just blocked someone who's a hard-core conspiracy theorist, big on the Rothschilds I guess.
This person also was claiming, nukes are fake. Yup, that explains everything. All that mushroom cloud footage musta been of Norwegians after eating a hearty Mexican dinner. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 04, 2017 06:18 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 06:15 PM (SRKgf)
Chemistry is a patriarchal construct designed to oppress wymyn and their food choices.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 06:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: zombie dr seuss at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (mJ8mX)
Yes, I have pics.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 04, 2017 06:18 PM (Id9+
She plied me with liquor.
Posted by: Bruce Wayne at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (0mRoj)
--------------
This is why professional water safety instructors do not allow patrons to run when around swimming pools. Wet deck, running on slippery surface, results in trauma. No horsing around, no wrestling, pushing, or shoving.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (m9X4Y)
>> Still, if they finally determined/announced, that's a plus for this admin.
In the Politico article, they talk about the FBI and DHS knowing that antifa was behind most of the violence at the recent events going back into early 2016.
Never ceases to amaze me that people think that because the media we daily trash isn't reporting all the facts that hurt the left things aren't happening. Remember when Trump gave his remarks after the Charlottesville protest he looked right at the reporters and said they knew what he was saying about violence on both sides being a problem was true?
Of course they knew, they just kept burying it as much as possible like the rest of the left. They've know since the WTO meetings in Seattle back in 1999. So did anyone who has actually been paying attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 04, 2017 06:21 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 04, 2017 06:21 PM (rjrh3)
If you search "water cannon death", there's a story of another guy in Turkey who died during a different demo who was hit by the actual TRUCK that carries the water cannon, not the water jet itself....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2017 06:22 PM (7uYFy)
Of course they knew, they just kept burying it as much as possible like the rest of the left. They've know since the WTO meetings in Seattle back in 1999. So did anyone who has actually been paying attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (/tuJf)
Then where are the arrests? Where are the indictments?
Why can't they even seem to slow these idiots down?
Posted by: Don Q. at September 04, 2017 06:22 PM (NgKpN)
---
in 12 hours there are 43,200 seconds. So the bat would need to eat a bug every 5-8 seconds.
I do not wish to live where the bug density is that high
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 04, 2017 06:23 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 06:15 PM
Not as much as physicists. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 04, 2017 06:23 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2017 06:23 PM (XyYvC)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 04, 2017 06:23 PM (bc2Lc)
257 Yes. Ascuncion Ranchos.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (w7U7L)
I'm from the central coast. My brother lives in Paso. I have friends with ranches in Paso and San Miguel.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:24 PM (Ri/rl)
I made do without the rat.
Tupperware - the greatest bat-catching ever.
(and yes, I did ply Bruce with liquor. He was putty in my hands)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 04, 2017 06:24 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 04, 2017 06:24 PM (7uYFy)
Chemtrails are still my favorite.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (3myMJ)
Slappin' legislative shit together is their specialty, no?
Posted by: Joanne at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (A07hL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)
Yeah.... never really did anything for me either...
Posted by: CatWoman at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (NgKpN)
really, really bad over there.
it's entitled "what's the point of muslim migration"
unfortunately, Spencer never answers the question he poses.
one person speculates it's a european agreement with the arab league; not sure what europe receives out of the deal, except possible "oil."
Posted by: shibumi at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 06:20 PM (m9X4Y)
I can hear my mother yelling at us, no running by the pool.
I say it too now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez: grab that Wild Card, Crew1 at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at September 04, 2017 06:26 PM (xiOrX)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (3myMJ)
Those are because Monsanto wants to poison us all.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:26 PM (Ri/rl)
I figured the damn thing found its way in, it can find its way out again. I think it ended up in a heating duct where it slowly mummified.
The squirrel that got in was an annoyance. Don't know what happened to it. I yelled at it, expressing my ownership of the territory. I hope he got the message. Never saw him again.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 06:27 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at September 04, 2017 06:27 PM (aVW/4)
Slappin' legislative shit together is their specialty, no?
---
"We tried really hard, but we just couldn't do anything. But we did try. Really, really hard!"
-"Paul Ryan"
-"Lindsay Graham."
Posted by: shibumi at September 04, 2017 06:27 PM (aT+Bx)
If someone has a link please post.
Ok, let me rephrase my original post: If this as an Antifa wanker, I hope... etc. etc.
If this was someone protesting legitmate totalitarianism, as in, say, Turkey, then shit: I feel bad for the guy.
F*cking context, man. It will get you every f*cking time.
Posted by: Lickmuffin at September 04, 2017 06:28 PM (TRhby)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 06:28 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:06 PM (J+eG2)
--------------------------------------------
The whole thing is stupid.
And one of the stupidest parts of it is calling them "dreamers," as if they are somehow unique. Do not children in the hood or at the country club dream?
Then there is the notion, which you touch on, that you can abstract them away from their parents. As a case in point, most sane people will agree that the LEGAL immigrant who goes through all the steps is far more deserving than the border-jumper.
But if you treat their children the same, you are treating their parents the same --- because benefits to offspring matter as much (if not more) to normal parents as benefits to themselves.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 06:28 PM (0jtPF)
If Trump announces an end to DACA tomorrow, there will be a bill on his desk in less than two weeks.
We're about to see who quickly a GOP congress can galvanize and move their policy preferences.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2017 06:29 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 04, 2017 06:29 PM (fA1SL)
>>
Why can't they even seem to slow these idiots down?
There have been a lot arrests including over 200 felony arrests at the Inauguration alone. How is that not known by everyone?
And that led directly to the DOJ going after the Disrupt J20 website to find out more information about the group and hopefully it's financial backers. That action was in process since the Inauguration but it sure as hell wasn't being done on the front page of the NYT. Most investigation actually take place in secret for obvious reasons.
In what world does 8 years of the government and the media actively working to thwart actual law enforcement get turned around in 15 minutes? Have a little patience. Trump isn't an idiot and he has seen what has happened at his rallies and to his supporters.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:11 PM (J+eG2)
============
Thanks for the update. With today's technology, I'm not sure you can guarantee that any video actually was filmed (without being manipulated) let alone the event it is claimed to be.
I wonder if at some point audio and video evidence will be inadmissible in court unless there's some kind of underlying technology/cryptography that guarantees it's real without having been manipulated.
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 06:30 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Fat Masterson at September 04, 2017 06:30 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 06:31 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: Dude at September 04, 2017 06:31 PM (zEGET)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2017 06:31 PM (XyYvC)
We love bats in San Antonio and Austin. They're extremely beneficial for insect control. People even put up houses for them.
San Antonio has the world's largest bat colony and has spent a lot of money protecting it.
Posted by: stace at September 04, 2017 06:32 PM (JGVnY)
I say it too now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (Ri/rl)
Yep, I was saying that this afternoon, myself.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 04, 2017 06:32 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: rob at September 04, 2017 06:33 PM (cjK3Q)
Posted by: Dude at September 04, 2017 06:31 PM (zEGET)
Pepper shot to the yarbles: + or - than water cannon to fat bearded douchebag?
Discuss, and be sure to show your work.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2017 06:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jame Gumb, Water Cannon Operator at September 04, 2017 06:33 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 04, 2017 06:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2017 06:33 PM (BO/km)
Before we got a cover for it as a teen I heard something rattling around in the chimney against the damper. I ignored it for a day or so but then got dad to help me get it out with him wearing the work gloves to grab it and me holding a garbage pail to catch it. It was a squirrel but even just the day saw it die and rigor mortis had set in.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 04, 2017 06:34 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 04, 2017 06:35 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Joanne at September 04, 2017 06:35 PM (A07hL)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 06:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 04, 2017 06:36 PM (bc2Lc)
First time I fired it up one winter I heard a strange scratching sound inside the stove but I couldn't see what was causing it with all the smoke and fire so I opened the door. Out pops a flaming squirrel with bloody paws.
The dog and I spent the next 15 minutes chasing his bloody, smoking trail around the house trying to put him out, both flames and the house.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 06:36 PM (/tuJf)
I blame global warming.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 06:36 PM (398bZ)
At the end, kind of looked like he was playacting, like an exaggerated soccer injury.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 04, 2017 06:37 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 04, 2017 06:28 PM (w7U7L)
Mine too. We are spoiled here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:37 PM (Ri/rl)
This person also was claiming, nukes are fake. Yup, that explains everything. All that mushroom cloud footage musta been of Norwegians after eating a hearty Mexican dinner. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve
I would find it easier to believe that the pussy shirt comet landings were faked than nukes. There's a whole lot of activity and posturing by the US and USSR for the past several decades that wouldn't make sense if nukes weren't real. Not to mention forensic evidence from Japan.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:37 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 04, 2017 06:37 PM (XyYvC)
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 06:37 PM (NKOy9)
That's what happened to the one in my sons apartment. He said he could hear the other bats outside screeching. They knew one of their own was in there.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 04, 2017 06:37 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2017 06:33 PM (BO/km)
Yup. Too many people seem to think an EMP is as bad as actually being nuked! In reality, it's just a waste of an H-bomb.
Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2017 06:38 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 06:36 PM (Sfs6o)
I think ace should build it for you given his skill with power tools.
Posted by: stace at September 04, 2017 06:38 PM (JGVnY)
I stand corrected. May I subscribe to your newsletter?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:38 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Joanne at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (A07hL)
===========
"No, that's OUR specialty." -- K Street
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 06:38 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at September 04, 2017 06:39 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Phoebe Cates at September 04, 2017 06:39 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 04, 2017 06:40 PM (rjrh3)
really, really bad over there.
it's entitled "what's the point of muslim migration"
unfortunately, Spencer never answers the question he poses.
one person speculates it's a european agreement with the arab league; not sure what europe receives out of the deal, except possible "oil."
Posted by: shibumi at September 04, 2017 06:25 PM (aT+Bx)
Marxists wanting to destroy Western Civilization. They have been stating this for 100 years.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 04, 2017 06:40 PM (XFue2)
Thanks for the link, Stace. That's helpful One time we had a bat I have no idea where it went to, but we never found it again. The other time we carefully took it outside and let it go.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:40 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2017 06:06 PM (J+eG2)
--------------------------------------------
The whole thing is stupid.
And one of the stupidest parts of it is calling them "dreamers," as if they are somehow unique. Do not children in the hood or at the country club dream?
Then there is the notion, which you touch on, that you can abstract them away from their parents. As a case in point, most sane people will agree that the LEGAL immigrant who goes through all the steps is far more deserving than the border-jumper.
But if you treat their children the same, you are treating their parents the same --- because benefits to offspring matter as much (if not more) to normal parents as benefits to themselves.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 06:28 PM (0jtPF)
Yup....and why didn't the dreamers dumb ass parents get mad at their home countries governments and change things there for the better instead of coming here and causing more problems.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 04, 2017 06:40 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 04, 2017 06:41 PM (t5m5e)
I do believe he is deliberately trying to show they have no clothes. I'm hoping for an electoral bloodbath.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:41 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 04, 2017 06:41 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 06:31 PM (NKOy9)
That's the way it usually happens here too. My husband is out of town, time for the cats to catch a mouse, bring it in the house and I get to try and take it from them. Or a snake.
I don't know how I'd get a squirrel out of the house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:42 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:42 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2017 06:42 PM (6RZos)
I blame global warming.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 06:36 PM (398bZ)
=============
More people have seen Al Gore's Second Chakra than have seen his second film.
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 06:43 PM (BiLU+)
Happy ending. He was extinguished by the time I got him out of the house and last seen disappearing into the woods.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 06:44 PM (/tuJf)
Double your pleasure
Don't have a sadz
Those boys took it
In the head and the nads.
*needs work
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 06:44 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: KenH at September 04, 2017 06:45 PM (nER8W)
trail around the house trying to put him out, both flames and the house.
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 04, 2017 06:45 PM (RHEDC)
The random guy in Peru who wants to come to America is far down on the list who gets a lottery slot and the random German is basically shot out of luck as 90 pct of the lottery slots are by law not going to him but to the denizens from the shit holes of the earth.
Only 10 pct of lottery slots go to Europe, first world and Anglosphere, by law.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2017 06:45 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 06:46 PM (lwiT4)
OTOH, there's always a chance they could be rabid , and they're not good to have in the house.
Posted by: stace at September 04, 2017 06:46 PM (JGVnY)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 06:47 PM (lwiT4)
Grilled pork ribs = success
Grilled chicken = success
Grilled tri tip = success
Grilled lobster = success
Grilled elk burgers = success
Grilled hotdogs = success
Margaritas = success
Work tomorrow = fuck it
Posted by: Fritz at September 04, 2017 06:47 PM (eLttb)
Palomarez said, Im going to work right up until the bloody end to try to convince this president to do the right thing by these 80,000 DREAMers who reside in this country.
Host Jim Acosta then asked, Javier, it sounds like if the president ends this program, even with the six-month delay, you may decide to leave that diversity council. Is that right?
Breitbart
Jesus I hope the President realizes "These" people are not his friends and will never be.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 06:47 PM (SjImc)
I like the bats too. I tried to let the one in my house outside but he wouldn't go. I hit him with a dust pan because I was tired of messing with it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:47 PM (Ri/rl)
For throwing at protestors or entertaining bats? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:48 PM (iVOAv)
I don't know why we don't have owls.
And if you startle easily, have a Great Horned Owl swoop down out of the darkness close to you. I had one cross in front of my car one night, just feet from the windshield.
Oh, and I had a red tailed hawk impact the windshield right in front of my eyes. All I had time to do was turn my head in case he broke the windshield. I think he cracked it, as I remember. That is another large bird when you see them that close, unexpectedly.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 06:49 PM (m9X4Y)
OTOH, there's always a chance they could be rabid , and they're not good to have in the house.
Posted by: stace at September 04, 2017 06:46 PM (JGVnY)
This is why after an hour I gave up and hit it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:49 PM (Ri/rl)
Can't imagine this ending in anything but tears.
Posted by: Mudd at September 04, 2017 06:49 PM (WAzyc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 04, 2017 06:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 06:50 PM (SjImc)
Save them there so we don't have to save them here.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 06:50 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 06:49 PM (m9X4Y)
I have a breeding pair that live at my house. GHO. I made them a nest this past year and they used it. I saw one baby last night in the redwood tree about 20 feet up.
I love those owls. Next year I'm going to try to put a camera above their nest.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:51 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: zombie burning squirrel at September 04, 2017 06:51 PM (mJ8mX)
Can't imagine this ending in anything but tears.
Posted by: Mudd at September 04, 2017 06:49 PM (WAzyc)
NO, this has nothing to do with Fredo really. This is internal Israeli Politics . Stupid and damaging to Israel but mostly all Israeli made
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 06:52 PM (SjImc)
WTF? Why don't we get the UN to set up a Diversity Council, so that it can issue condemnations against Saudi Arabia, Iran, China, North Korea, Africa, India, etc.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 06:52 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at September 04, 2017 06:53 PM (WmgTn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 06:50 PM (SjImc)
==================
If they filmed in the right places and circumstances, they could make a documentary-type sequel today ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 06:53 PM (BiLU+)
Great Horned owls are beautiful. One got caught in a soccer net about and hour or so away from where I live. Look at the poor thing. They are now taking care of it at a bird sanctuary:
http://tinyurl.com/y7ttv8bs
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:54 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 06:52 PM (pPKG5)
You probably have owlets too then. I hear the babies screaming all night every night. Then suddenly they are quiet. It's almost time for the owlets to leave.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:54 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 06:54 PM (pPKG5)
Decades later she wound up on the board of Bat Conservation International.
Posted by: stace at September 04, 2017 06:54 PM (JGVnY)
That former president is still trying to interfere in Israel?
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 06:55 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 06:54 PM (iVOAv)
That makes me sad. I guarantee the owl was making the bill clicking noise.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 04, 2017 06:56 PM (Ri/rl)
That former president is still trying to interfere in Israel?
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 06:55 PM (NKOy9)
No, this is all internal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 06:56 PM (SjImc)
Save them there so we don't have to save them here.
Posted by: Meremortal
Seriously. Soros and wealthy, passionate Dems should be investing serious $ in building up various institutions and programs down there, if they are truly interested in their wellbeing. They shouldn't be meddling with crony politics up here.
When we rebuilt Japan and Germany after WWII, we didn't ask them to all move here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:57 PM (/qEW2)
Just the kung fu guys and the rocket scientist.
Posted by: Mudd at September 04, 2017 06:58 PM (WAzyc)
Host Jim Acosta then asked, Javier, it sounds like if the president ends this program, even with the six-month delay, you may decide to leave that diversity council. Is that right?
Why IS there a diversity council?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2017 06:58 PM (IqV8l)
---
The gal of the couple replied indignantly that it was "low fat pizza."
I pointed out the fat/oil stains on the napkins. She waved that away dismissively. What do chemists know about the composition of matter, anyway?
==
But was it OrGANic ?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 04, 2017 06:59 PM (2wRtc)
----------------------------------
The whole system is horrible --- as if it were designed to destroy the country.
(And I speak as a 1st generation immigrant.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 06:59 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: JackStraw
Oh Look! An inconvenient squirrel.
Posted by: Al Gore at September 04, 2017 06:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw)
Yeah, they had a lot of work to do right at home. We weren't the ones with bombed out cities and roads.
Besides, the Japanese were radioactive.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:01 PM (3myMJ)
---
The gal of the couple replied indignantly that it was "low fat pizza."
I pointed out the fat/oil stains on the napkins. She waved that away dismissively. What do chemists know about the composition of matter, anyway?
==
But was it OrGANic ?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 04, 2017 06:59 PM (2wRtc)
Ummmmm....Yes. Crap is organic as you get.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 04, 2017 07:01 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 07:02 PM (NKOy9)
How about "unity?"
==
Sustainable
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 04, 2017 07:03 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: budman at September 04, 2017 07:03 PM (6Bl4p)
Posted by: freaked at September 04, 2017 06:33 PM (BO/km)
Yup. Too many people seem to think an EMP is as bad as actually being nuked! In reality, it's just a waste of an H-bomb.
Posted by: Chris M at September 04, 2017 06:38 PM (6RZos)
Well, instead of waiting to see what happens if they hit us with one, why not try it out on them first?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2017 07:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 04, 2017 07:03 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 07:04 PM (/tuJf)
There is a whole country awaiting them, bringing their gifts HOME.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2017 07:04 PM (ILMWr)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 04, 2017 07:05 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 07:06 PM (/tuJf)
How about "unity?"
==
Sustainable""
Farm to table?
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 07:06 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2017 07:06 PM (mbhDw)
The evolution of the Fake Argument on antifa:
1. There is no violence by antifa.
2. Even if there is violence by antifa, so what? They "stand" against hate & racism.
3. Yes there is violence by antifa, but it's Trump's fault because he "triggered" all of it.
(on each of the three points/stages, Republicans nodded in agreement)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 07:06 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:06 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 07:07 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 04, 2017 07:08 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:08 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 07:08 PM (RDOwl)
Peyton Manning owns 17 Papa John's. What does he think of this National Anthem protest crap?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 07:09 PM (/qEW2)
1. Deny it.
2. Justify it.
3. Blame Other.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 07:07 PM (RDOwl)
DARVO. Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 07:09 PM (/tuJf)
There cannot be unity as the progressives actively seek disunity and agitation to advance their agenda.
The funny thing is that once the progressives achieve their ultimate goal of a socialist America which is about 20-25 years away they will still be agitating for something.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2017 07:09 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:10 PM (drJME)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:11 PM (drJME)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 04, 2017 07:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 07:12 PM (RDOwl)
Only 10 pct of lottery slots go to Europe, first world and Anglosphere, by law.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2017 06:45 PM (9A6UB)
As a former consular officer, I hate, with the passion of a thousand burning suns, the visa lottery. It screws over legitimate immigrant visa applicants, and State doesn't want you to look too closely at the background of the lottery winners, because that would probably negate their ability to come to the US. I have had IV applicants who have waited 13 years for their chance to come to American legally, and they waited it out in freaking war zones. Because, as one gentleman said, "I respect America. I respect my new country. I am not going to do anything to bring shame to her."
Sorry, this is a real sore spot for me. Don't mean to get feisty.
Posted by: moki at September 04, 2017 07:12 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 04, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)
==
Sustainable
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 04, 2017 07:03 PM (2wRtc)
---------------------------------
And "hate" (used in the leftist way)
Yeah, those are the 3 that would get you shot if I were Dictatrix of the World. There are quite a few others that would get you a good stint at hard labor, but using "diversity," "sustainable," and "hate" would be a capital offense.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 07:12 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:13 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2017 07:09 PM (9A6UB)
================
Eventually they will be agitating for food [see Venezuela].
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 07:13 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: pet thread at September 04, 2017 07:14 PM (mJ8mX)
I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 07:14 PM (SjImc)
How about "unity?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The trouble with "diversity" is that as such it is neutral, but the left pushes for it frantically as if it some kind of holy grail.
They are like the 'Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things'.
There is no moral cause for pushing for it. Government has no business coercing it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 07:15 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:15 PM (drJME)
*Holiday so drinking started early..
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 07:15 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:16 PM (3myMJ)
Former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick is among the potential candidates to enjoy support from two of the former presidents allies, Valerie Jarrett and Obama Foundation CEO David Simas, with sources telling The Hill the pair would back a Patrick bid.
Weasel Zippers
Well not surprised, because the way the numbers shake out, Black is Back
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 07:16 PM (SjImc)
To them "diversity" means Group Same Think.
Nothing whatsoever diverse about it, especially if you are caucasian.
Posted by: navybrat at September 04, 2017 07:18 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:18 PM (0mRoj)
*Holiday so drinking started early..
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 07:15 PM (ZKWca)
===============
"Freedom is just a social construct (or maybe just another word for nothing left to lose -- I forget)." -- PhD candidate in Cracker Studies
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 07:19 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:15 PM (drJME)
Heh. Watching Idiocracy?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:19 PM (0mRoj)
The dog and I spent the next 15 minutes chasing his bloody, smoking trail around the house trying to put him out, both flames and the house.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 06:36 PM (/tuJf)
HO-LEE-$H!T I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time but that is hysterical!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 04, 2017 07:20 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 07:19 PM (BiLU+)
Some guy named McGee I think.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2017 07:21 PM (ILMWr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:21 PM (drJME)
We look pretty sharp in these clothes (yes, we do)
Unless we get sprayed with a hose
It ain't bad in the day
If they squirt it your way
'Cept in the winter, when it's froze
An' it's hard if it hits
On yer nose
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 04, 2017 07:21 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 07:22 PM (iVOAv)
*sigh* who's coaching today's husky protesters?
Posted by: Regular joe at September 04, 2017 07:22 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2017 07:21 PM (ILMWr)
Only "authentic" blacks need apply. Just keepin' it real, yo.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 07:22 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 04, 2017 06:40 PM (5VlCp)
Because they're part of reason the home countries HAVE those problems?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 07:22 PM (SRKgf)
To them "diversity" means Group Same Think.
Nothing whatsoever diverse about it, especially if you are caucasian.
Posted by: navybrat at September 04, 2017 07:18 PM (w7KSn)
============
Reminds me of a Don Henley lyric from a song called "Damn It, Rose":
We're being treated to the wisdom
Of some puffed-up little fart
Doing exactly what I used to do:
Pretensions to anarchy and art.
He speaks the language of a warrior
He mounts his misinformed attack
He wears the clothes of a dissenter
But there's a logo on his back.
And it's a hollow rebellion
As rebellions mostly are
It's just another raging tempest in a jar.
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 07:23 PM (BiLU+)
Living it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:21 PM (drJME)
Sadly we are, but without the handies at Starbucks.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at September 04, 2017 07:24 PM (it+WZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:24 PM (drJME)
"Diversity is our strength! Just like in Yugoslavia!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 07:24 PM (SRKgf)
A whole lot of ANTIFA, BLM, and other splinter groups in Left's band of Merry Yutes protesting away are
RAGEAHOLICS.
They have no real beliefs or precepts on their side, they just want to rumble. For whatever reason, they found themselves too middle class, too upper class, too fat, dumb, and happy to really be GANGSTA, but, right now, with all this protected free flowing violence flowing--they are getting their freak ON.
This is particularly noticeable when they are asked to articulate what they are so angry about. They can't do it. Then when they can't, they get even angrier, and they wave their pipes or other weapon and tell the person asking to f*ck off.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at September 04, 2017 07:24 PM (kXoT0)
The funny part was my ex yelling at me to "Do something!".
I was like it's a frigging flaming squirrel running through the house, there is no playbook for this one, I'm making it up as I go.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 07:25 PM (/tuJf)
Godzilla movies on Comet now.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 07:25 PM (RDOwl)
That's when the shit really starts to fly.
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 07:22 PM (ZKWca)
===========
Indeed.
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2017 07:25 PM (BiLU+)
(After a few moments of absolute glee, believing the thread title!)
Sooo... work tomorrow. blah.
Short week though.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 04, 2017 07:25 PM (yD/Pf)
Hillary and Janis is a Tequila shot throw-down.
who would you take?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:26 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 06:57 PM (/qEW2)
That's because they're a bunch of pasty-white People of Pallor that want to lord it over the dusky-hued Third World peasants. Oh, and destroy the USA as a constitutional republic since it stands in the way of their globalist dreams.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 04, 2017 07:26 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: KentAllard at September 04, 2017 07:27 PM (TQw9b)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 07:27 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: KentAllard at September 04, 2017 07:27 PM (TQw9b)
Sweden. I don't care if he complains he's not from there.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:24 PM (drJME)
Hell, a lot of people in EUROPE would be thrilled to move here. Americans generally are considerably wealthier than Europeans, with the possible exception of Germany. In most of Europe, the notion of high school age kids having a car would like our kids having their own personal Learjets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 04, 2017 07:29 PM (SRKgf)
Where can we send Ryan?
Posted by: KentAllard at September 04, 2017 07:27 PM (TQw9b)
Muslim out reach. Syria?
Posted by: NASA at September 04, 2017 07:31 PM (ZKWca)
What is wrong with us?
Posted by: navybrat at September 04, 2017 07:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 04, 2017 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
What is wrong with us?
Posted by: navybrat at September 04, 2017 07:31 PM (w7KSn)
Our government and educational system are infested with vermin who want to destroy America from the inside out, that's what.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:33 PM (0mRoj)
Did you at least put the beer and the remote down?
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2017 07:33 PM (LAe3v)
Hell, Obama won't leave and he can't stand the place.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:33 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 07:33 PM (SjImc)
How do they...? Oh, that's right. They already live in Europe.
Posted by: Palo Alto Class of 2020 at September 04, 2017 07:33 PM (BsIi9)
You notice they don't say that any more?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:33 PM (drJME)
Always remember that the first three letters of "diet" are "die".
http://tinyurl.com/y7c9y6wc
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 04, 2017 07:33 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2017 07:34 PM (ILMWr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:34 PM (drJME)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:34 PM (drJME)
Sir Garfield Barwick, in extreme old age, recollected a meeting he (as [Australian] Foreign Minister) held with Malaysia's leader Tunku Abdul Rahman during the mid-1960s: "I remember the Tunku saying to me that he understood Australia maintaining a European population: 'Why should you have my insoluble problem? The problem of ethnic diversity is insoluble. I have Malays, Indians and Chinese and it is insoluble'."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 04, 2017 07:35 PM (/qEW2)
Except by law it's virtually impossible for a European to immigrate to America.
The vast overwhelming majority of lottery slots go to chain migrants and connected families and the rest are doled out to the lesser shit holes of the earth.
Our immigration system is specifically constructed to diminish the white population of the country.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2017 07:35 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
Yep, it's what keeps the Soviet Union together.
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 07:35 PM (pszv/)
That was in local news about idiot Deval Patrick running for president. I hate to admit it, but I kept Weekly Standard Subscription because March 2008 issue had late, best writer there & entire issue compared Obama to political twin Deval Patrick.
Writer was Dean ? & I cannot find magazine. He wrote that O was tall & sleek & Patrick "short & doughy"& often sounded like he had just inhaled helium. I know issue is in my magazine rack& I saved PDF of it.
Dean passed away from cystic fibrosis in September 2008.
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 07:36 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:36 PM (drJME)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 07:36 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:09 PM (0mRoj)
If they do it Simultaneously you'll have the creator of the Daleks
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 04, 2017 07:37 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:34 PM (drJME)
$20 trillion in debt and many more trillions in unfunded future liabilities. Gotta spend money you don't have to make money, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 07:38 PM (0mRoj)
>>Did you at least put the beer and the remote down?
How do you think I put the flames out?
Posted by: JackStraw
I think given the beer, the answer is obvious. Of course, you need to lead the little bastard.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2017 07:38 PM (LAe3v)
Playing that game with POTUS or even the Senate may be questionable, but one House rep. doesn't matter.
And yeah, you can bus me in from Chicago to do it.
Why not? As long as "DNC" is on the bus, I won't have to worry about the law.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 04, 2017 07:38 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 04, 2017 07:38 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:39 PM (drJME)
In 1965 the Democrats decided that the US. was too white so immigration was changed to diminish the white majority.
Since 1965 90pct of immigration lottery slots have been awarded to non-white nations so now a country that was 80pct white is now 65 pct white.
Once the white population drops below 60pct it's for all intents an purpose over.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2017 07:40 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Don't do it. Donate to a far right candidate, even one who's a nutcake and has no chance to win. Ryan will win regardless.
Posted by: pep at September 04, 2017 07:40 PM (LAe3v)
Yes, bats are great but not in my bedroom where there are not 8000 mosquitos.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
How are they with crablice. Asking for a friend who's tried everything else.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 04, 2017 07:40 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 04, 2017 07:40 PM (fA1SL)
That was in local news about idiot Deval Patrick running for president. I hate to admit it, but I kept Weekly Standard Subscription because March 2008 issue had late, best writer there & entire issue compared Obama to political twin Deval Patrick.
Writer was Dean ? & I cannot find magazine. He wrote that O was tall & sleek & Patrick "short & doughy"& often sounded like he had just inhaled helium. I know issue is in my magazine rack& I saved PDF of it.
Dean passed away from cystic fibrosis in September 2008.
Posted by: Carol
Dean Barnett. Searched for the words: weekly standard cystic fibrosis
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 04, 2017 07:41 PM (di1hb)
That President Donald Trump be apprised of the AoS Morning Report before his daily security briefing.
Posted by: We The People Petition at September 04, 2017 07:42 PM (Sv2/X)
Posted by: Bull Connor at September 04, 2017 07:42 PM (GrCeo)
That's where the remote comes in. I put on Rocky and Bullwinkle and the little bastard was entranced and then I poured the beer on him.
Seriously, I actually did throw my beer at him after cornering him in the dining room. Missed and had to deal with that little issue as well.
All in all I'd say you want to avoid a flaming squirrel in your house whenever possible.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 07:43 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
How are they with crablice. Asking for a friend who's tried everything else.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
Tee-hee! That tickles. Ok, Hillary, I think I'm clean now. You can change back to your human form.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 04, 2017 07:43 PM (/qEW2)
http://tinyurl.com/ycpxnfy3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 07:44 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
-----
I'm going to needlepoint that and hang it above my fireplace.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:45 PM (UoSKV)
http://tinyurl.com/ycpxnfy3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 07:44 PM (iVOAv)
She's as dumb and obnoxious as any clinton. What an scrunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 07:46 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:34 PM (drJME)
Well I guess in that case rich is rich until the moment it isn't
I live a simple life. No debt except house have a kinda middling job so paycheck every 2 weeks. I consider myself rich some days and poor others. The fact I have rich days is a blessing.
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 07:46 PM (ZKWca)
Hillary and Janis is a Tequila shot throw-down.
who would you take?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:26 PM (3myMJ)
FAB by a mile. But if it was heroin and dick, I would take Fat Janis.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 04, 2017 07:46 PM (5VlCp)
http://tinyurl.com/ycpxnfy3
The tweet is silly. The comments are excellent reading!
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 07:48 PM (YXJ+5)
"But, Honey, this is EXACTLY why we need our own water cannon!"
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 07:50 PM (YXJ+5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 07:51 PM (SjImc)
kinda middling job so paycheck every 2 weeks. I consider myself rich
some days and poor others. The fact I have rich days is a blessing.
Posted by: X-ray
Hear, hear! *clink*
Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 04, 2017 07:51 PM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: PMRich at September 04, 2017 07:51 PM (w5Qj0)
Lord love her, she just not very bright.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:52 PM (drJME)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:53 PM (UoSKV)
I suppose the list continues to grow:
http://lidblog.com/47-dead-clinton-friends-pt1/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 07:53 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:53 PM (UoSKV)
----------
Hi bluebell! How was the trip? Everything was fine in the food thread! No need to go back and read it!
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: JTB at September 04, 2017 07:55 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:56 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:56 PM (UoSKV)
Uh oh.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 04, 2017 07:56 PM (GC7SJ)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:56 PM (UoSKV)
---------
Uh oh.
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 07:57 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 07:58 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 04, 2017 07:58 PM (TC6OD)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:56 PM (UoSKV)
Bail money?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:58 PM (drJME)
I was indeed away this weekend, and when I got up this morning I looked at my email and found several people had offered me bail money.
And I had no idea why.
Know anything about this, Weasel?
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:58 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 07:52 PM (drJME)
True. Bless her little heart, she has the brains God gave a flaming baby squirrel.
There are good and bad things about twitter, but one of the good things is it outs the dummies. It also outs the bias and douchbaggery of reporters and academics.
Posted by: stace at September 04, 2017 07:58 PM (JGVnY)
U.S. and South Korea agree to lift limits on South Koreas missile payload capabilities following North Koreas latest test
Well that's a start...Now tell Japan to go nuclear.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 07:59 PM (SjImc)
And I had no idea why.
You shoulda took the money, Toombs.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 04, 2017 08:00 PM (drJME)
Posted by: Guy who has an excuse for everything at September 04, 2017 08:01 PM (BO/km)
Of course, I haven't annoyed her yet.
Posted by: JTB at September 04, 2017 08:01 PM (V+03K)
I was indeed away this weekend, and when I got up this morning I looked at my email and found several people had offered me bail money.
And I had no idea why.
Know anything about this, Weasel?
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 07:58 PM (UoSKV)
------------
I think the Russians hacked my email.
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:01 PM (Sfs6o)
Oh good, let's have their names so they can be collected and sent back to where they belong and let's arrest Timmy for hiring illegals. In fact, shut down Apple all together. They want to flaunt violating the law let them pay for it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 04, 2017 08:02 PM (auHtY)
I wonder if this just involves opening one of those paper doors.
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 08:03 PM (kuiuS)
Did Chelsea read the responses given to her or did she just completely ignore them, I wonder?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 08:04 PM (iVOAv)
I wonder if this just involves opening one of those paper doors.
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 08:03 PM (kuiuS)
That has always been my hunch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 08:04 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 07:59 PM (SjImc)
If Japan isn't already secretly nuclear. they don't care enough to survive.
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:04 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:01 PM (Sfs6o)
-------
I don't believe this had anything to do with your email.
Try again.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:04 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 04, 2017 08:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:05 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Wtp at September 04, 2017 08:05 PM (WQfDg)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:07 PM (398bZ)
That was his last name. TWS archives don't go back that far. I'm searching.
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 08:07 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)
http://tinyurl.com/yb6c6q3f
Posted by: stace at September 04, 2017 08:08 PM (JGVnY)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:07 PM (398bZ)
Disappear? I want them to flourish and assure PDT a second term. And I want the left wing candidate to call us all deplorables again. I mean that stuff is golden
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 08:09 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 04, 2017 08:10 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:11 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)
---------
I see. So they hacked your email account, and somehow that led them to post in your nic with your house that I was IN JAIL.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:11 PM (UoSKV)
U.S. and South Korea agree to lift limits on South Koreas missile payload capabilities following North Koreas latest test
Well that's a start...Now tell Japan to go nuclear.
I'm sure China doesn't like any of that.
I guess they'd better punch the button themselves on the little creep then.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 04, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:12 PM (398bZ)
What were you in for?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 08:12 PM (/tuJf)
I see. So they hacked your email account, and somehow that led them to post in your nic with your house that I was IN JAIL.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:11 PM (UoSKV)
----------
I know! Crazy, huh?
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:12 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: shivs and secret tunnels at September 04, 2017 08:12 PM (TC6OD)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:11 PM (398bZ)
Well my wish is for a 28th World Series Victory and to win the lottery, but I'll take Antifa to show
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 08:13 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:13 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:13 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: bluebell
Weasel: Uh oh. Well, I tried.
Going to make some popcorn.
Posted by: JTB at September 04, 2017 08:14 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 08:14 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:14 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2017 08:04 PM (iVOAv)
I dunno about this time, but another time a fellow lefty corrected her on a fact, and this lefty was obviously correct. She brought the facts. CHelsea responded to her by doubling down on the dumb.
Posted by: stace at September 04, 2017 08:16 PM (JGVnY)
Posted by: Memories at September 04, 2017 08:16 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:16 PM (ZKWca)
I was away for the weekend with my family at a wedding.
Which I told Weasel on Friday.
So now I've learned for the second time that if I have to miss a food thread, I'll have to bribe CBD to temporarily ban Weasel.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:17 PM (UoSKV)
>>I was away for the weekend with my family at a wedding.
Uh huh.
Seriously, what did they get you on?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 08:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:18 PM (UoSKV)
----------
What can you really expect from a guy on the internet that calls himself Weasel?
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: streaked at September 04, 2017 08:19 PM (BO/km)
I can only fine this at TWS archives. It's "would you hire Barack Obama?"
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 08:19 PM (NKOy9)
Apple has children working for them?
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 08:19 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 08:18 PM (/tuJf)
--------
Et tu, JackStraw? I thought we were friends.
Of course, I thought Weasel and I were friends too.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:20 PM (UoSKV)
Does anyone doubt that Japan has a GIANT ROBOT with Nuclear Missile Fingertips controlled by a little boy already built and ready to go?
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 08:20 PM (RDOwl)
Et tu, JackStraw? I thought we were friends.
Of course, I thought Weasel and I were friends too.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:20 PM (UoSKV)
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Also take 2 and hit to left
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 08:21 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:21 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 04, 2017 05:47 PM (3myMJ)
I watched a show many years ago about death. I thought it was odd that the people they were showing lying on slabs in the morgue were so well dressed for the most part.
Then I realized that most people only realize they are going to die about 5 seconds or less before it occurs. They get up that morning thinking things are just going to be the way they always are . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at September 04, 2017 08:21 PM (dqdMO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 08:21 PM (SjImc)
--------
Yeah, but see, Weasel holds world records in shooting big scary guns with things that go up and also scopes that let him see from here to China.
So I have to tread somewhat lightly.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:22 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2017 08:22 PM (mxS7w)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 04, 2017 08:21 PM (dqdMO)
--------
I've been thinking about it a lot in the last 20 minutes!
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:21 PM (Sfs6o)
---------
It would be a start.
You also must announce that Stayman apples are the best.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:23 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Barry Jacobs at September 04, 2017 08:23 PM (TgJeP)
One line really sticks with me. "I was alive the day I died." Really made me think.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (2VN2E)
So I have to tread somewhat lightly.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:22 PM (UoSKV)
Well talk softly but carry a big stick and never turn the other cheek.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (SjImc)
Instead of chasing women, they've been watching Transformers and going, "We can make that..."
Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
Never attempt to leave DC for PA on Wed. night before Thanksgiving. Wait til Thursday Morning - bonus Alice's Restaurant can usually be found on the FM dial somewhere at noon.
Posted by: DaveA at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (FhXTo)
Fingertips controlled by a little boy already built and ready to go?
---
The one with nuclear boobs piloted by a sassy girl of indeterminate age is certainly superior.
Posted by: Methos at September 04, 2017 08:25 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
----------
ME
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:25 PM (UoSKV)
If its just you that is out better call quick and hope its before the house not after.
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 08:25 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:25 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: DaveA at September 04, 2017 08:26 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Eromero at September 04, 2017 08:27 PM (zLDYs)
Now THAT would get China's attention.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:27 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 08:27 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
----------
ME
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:25 PM (UoSKV)
================================
You should definitely put it on your bucket list, then. It's a hoot. Until you need toilet paper, anyway.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:28 PM (lwiT4)
===========================
Oh no - did your brother pass away, Eromero?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:29 PM (lwiT4)
Good night horde
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 08:29 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:29 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:29 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:29 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
----------
ME
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:25 PM (UoSKV)
#twoweeks
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 04, 2017 08:30 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (SjImc)
----------
Too much to remember. Much easier just to ask CBD to ban him temporarily if I'm not going to be around for the good thread.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:30 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 04, 2017 08:30 PM (SjImc)
I know, right?
But I don't think it was jail, I think it was prison. The Big House.
Why else would she be denying it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 08:30 PM (/tuJf)
--------
It's like double secret probation!
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:31 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:31 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 08:30 PM (/tuJf)
==============================
Orange maybe isn't her color. She might be a Winter, in which case black and white stripes might be a better look.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:32 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at September 04, 2017 08:27 PM (pPKG5)
At least it wasn't the Phone Cops, Babies...
Posted by: Dr. Johny Fever at September 04, 2017 08:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 04, 2017 08:32 PM (2VN2E)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:33 PM (lwiT4)
Good Night, Horde.
Posted by: Carol at September 04, 2017 08:33 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 04, 2017 08:33 PM (EZebt)
I have no sympathy. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, even in orange.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 08:34 PM (/tuJf)
Guess I'm going to Dad's. He forgot where I lived. I just want to cry.
Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2017 08:34 PM (mxS7w)
One line really sticks with me. "I was alive the day I died." Really made me think.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (2VN2E)
there is nothing so exhilarating as getting shot at, and missed....
Posted by: Shit Winston Churchill said at September 04, 2017 08:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:32 PM (lwiT4)
-------
You're right in all regards.
However, I'm not going to jail. Or prison.
And thank you for the offer of a geology book and all, but I'm good.
Weasel might need protection, though.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:34 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:35 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:35 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:33 PM (lwiT4)
Grammie "Shot Caller" Winger.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 04, 2017 08:35 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: original jake at September 04, 2017 08:36 PM (kkaXK)
Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2017 08:34 PM (mxS7w)
Dayum. Take care.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 04, 2017 08:36 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Eromero at September 04, 2017 08:37 PM (zLDYs)
After you've been gang raped in the prison shower the first time, it doesn't matter so much subsequently.
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at September 04, 2017 08:37 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 04, 2017 08:35 PM (5VlCp)
========================
There were no jello shots in this particular jail. What - you thought I was held overnight at a Lutheran church?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:37 PM (lwiT4)
.................
this does not sound good
you prolly might go to a doctor
Posted by: original jake at September 04, 2017 08:37 PM (kkaXK)
Eromero, it sounds like you lost your brother - I'm so very sorry. You have my deepest sympathies. That's so difficult.
And Infidel, I know you have been running nonstop taking care of your dad. You have been in my prayers and will continue to be.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:38 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:38 PM (ZKWca)
Prayers up dude, that's a hard road!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 04, 2017 08:38 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Eromero at September 04, 2017 08:37 PM (zLDYs)
=============================
Absolutely, friends can be closer than siblings. I'm so sorry that you're missing your friend.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:38 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Shit Winston Churchill said at September 04, 2017 08:34 PM (NgKpN)
--------
If you hear the bullet, you weren't the target.
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 04, 2017 08:39 PM (75D/9)
Posted by: X-ray
------------
Ah, yes. 'Making Small Rocks Out of Large Ones'. It's a classic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 04, 2017 08:39 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2017 08:34 PM (mxS7w)
=============================
Sadly familiar with this particular pain. I'll add you to my prayers tonight, Infidel.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:40 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 08:41 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 04, 2017 08:41 PM (EZebt)
She'll need a big damn poster too.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
(Quietly raises hand)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 04, 2017 08:42 PM (rJUlF)
I hope you didn't have to wear orange. It clashes with everything, really.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:42 PM (2EHTl)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 04, 2017 08:43 PM (qul7b)
272
Speaking of Chicago driving, many years ago I had lunch in downtown
Chicago with Mario Andretti and his manager, back when Mario was in his
racing prime. I asked him how he liked Chicago traffic. He replied, "Are
you crazy? I would never drive in this place," and indicated his
manager who nodded knowingly.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 04, 2017 08:43 PM (md3fh)
I hope you didn't have to wear orange. It clashes with everything, really.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:42 PM (2EHTl)
=============================
I did, but sadly got sprung the very next morning. Not enough time to wear orange, which I would have looked smashing in. Orange is my favorite color. My last living room was orange. Don't cringe.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:44 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 04, 2017 08:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2017 08:45 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 04, 2017 08:42 PM (rJUlF)
=============================
Good thing. You'd have to change your nic to Captain Stalebread. and water.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:45 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 04, 2017 08:37 PM (lwiT4)
Hahaha....whatever you say Boss. (Looks around nervously) Just don't send your boys to shank me in the mess hall. Or the shower. Or in my bunk.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 04, 2017 08:45 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:45 PM (ZKWca)
Kind of a cross between pumpkin and terra cotta, actually. It's very cool. It's a glaze. My friend and I did it ourselves. She's artistic and I take orders well.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:46 PM (2EHTl)
actually. It's very cool. It's a glaze. My friend and I did it
ourselves. She's artistic and I take orders well.
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:46 PM (2EHTl)
So it was a drug offense?
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:48 PM (ZKWca)
The good thing is there is plenty of time to prepare.
The bad thing is there is plenty of time to ramp up anxiety levels. Living on Floriduh's east coast mine is at butterflies in the stomach stage. By this weekend it will probably be at fire spewing dragon stage.
Posted by: Jake Holenhead at September 04, 2017 08:49 PM (DknNB)
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:48 PM (ZKWca)
---------
No! It was a wedding. WEDDING
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:50 PM (2EHTl)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 04, 2017 08:50 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: dIb at September 04, 2017 08:51 PM (VJOLZ)
The good thing is there is plenty of time to prepare.
The bad thing is there is plenty of time to ramp up anxiety levels. Living on Floriduh's east coast mine is at butterflies in the stomach stage. By this weekend it will probably be at fire spewing dragon stage.
Posted by: Jake Holenhead at September 04, 2017 08:49 PM (DknNB)
Folks are already buying up water, and that's in the central part of the state. I'm building a small stash, just in case.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Eromero at September 04, 2017 08:51 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:50 PM (2EHTl)
Shotgun Wedding so a firearms charge?
Posted by: X-ray at September 04, 2017 08:52 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)
Build a bunker. With wire, claymores, foo gas, auto guns, half starved hyenas, bath salted hobos, and cranky girl scouts defending the perimeter.
And stock up on gingers, they're perishable after opened.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 04, 2017 08:53 PM (qul7b)
Bet the dog is still po'd you let the squirrel outta the house.
I almost got him - woof.
Posted by: DaveA at September 04, 2017 08:54 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:54 PM (2EHTl)
And stock up on gingers, they're perishable after opened.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 04, 2017 08:53 PM (qul7b)
Seems a bit excessive, except for the gingers.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:55 PM (0mRoj)
Can't wait to read the 'Florida Man' stories !
Posted by: socalcon at September 04, 2017 08:55 PM (WAnre)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:50 PM (2EHTl)
Don't worry about these assholes, bluebell.
I believe you.
*wink*
Posted by: Sharkman at September 04, 2017 08:55 PM (dqdMO)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:56 PM (2EHTl)
Posted by: Jake Holenhead at September 04, 2017 08:56 PM (DknNB)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:55 PM (0mRoj)
Wuss.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 04, 2017 08:56 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:50 PM (2EHTl)
Wedding. Prison sentence. Same same.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)
Bathtub BOB thingie that Instapundit reviewed looked good.
Posted by: Adriane the Dystopian Critic ... at September 04, 2017 08:57 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:55 PM (0mRoj)
Wuss.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 04, 2017 08:56 PM (qul7b)
*snort* I'll save the rest for the actual TEOTWAWKI. I'm not overly worried about the hurricane.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 04, 2017 08:58 PM (qul7b)
Wedding. Prison sentence. Same same.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)
*double fist-bump*
Posted by: Sharkman at September 04, 2017 08:58 PM (dqdMO)
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 08:58 PM (UoSKV)
I loved that dog but he was useless in a crisis. He was basically barking at me to do something too.
It was just me against the singed rodent. I'm not proud of all my actions that day but at least I didn't go to prison.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 08:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: dIb at September 04, 2017 08:59 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: DaveA at September 04, 2017 08:59 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 04, 2017 08:59 PM (RDOwl)
Posted by: Iow Bob at September 04, 2017 08:59 PM (mrsAC)
Bathtub BOB thingie that Instapundit reviewed looked good.
Posted by: Adriane the Dystopian Critic ... at September 04, 2017 08:57 PM (AoK0a)
-----------
Yep. These things take up virtually no storage space and deploy in a couple of minutes. If you're in an area where your water supply might be compromised on short notice - these are a really good idea.
Posted by: Weasel at September 04, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 04, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
You mean you are relying on these trivial measures for TEOTWAWKI? No acid bath tiger traps, quantum thermite fireballs, tactical nuke drones or rabid mother-in-laws?
I am depressed. Someone shove me a ginger through the USB...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 04, 2017 09:01 PM (qul7b)
637
Bluebell got married in Prison? Sounds hot!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 04, 2017 08:58 PM (qul7b)
Court ordered?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2017 09:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2017 08:59 PM (/tuJf)
---------
NEITHER DID I
Posted by: bluebell at September 04, 2017 09:03 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: ALH at September 04, 2017 09:03 PM (CxzJp)
Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at September 04, 2017 09:11 PM (mYDmK)
I've had the cats bring in not quite dead yet chipmunk friends, drop them, then look at me like it's my turn to catch them.
Pro-tip: wear a heavy glove - the rodent is NOT happy with the game.
Posted by: DaveA at September 04, 2017 09:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mongoose at September 05, 2017 09:57 AM (JT/nZ)
Posted by: rightrunner at September 05, 2017 06:16 PM (hZPNH)
Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0671 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.021 seconds, 662 records returned.
Page size 288 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)