CNN Host Takes Bullhorn and Whips Up Antifa Crowd; <br>CNN Refusing to Answer Questions About Incident

CNN Host Takes Bullhorn and Whips Up Antifa Crowd;
CNN Refusing to Answer Questions About Incident

W. Kamau Bell hosts Perspectives, a community outreach program that runs from 4:15am to 4:25 am.

Tucker Carlson discussed this last night.

.@TuckerCarlson: "If you're not willing to say you want a world safe for all Americans equally, you are peddling hate." #Tucker pic.twitter.com/86TOzrik5g
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 1, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 04:39 PM

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1 Alrighty then......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (+Dllb)

2 That's like yelling Wolf in a crowded theater.

Posted by: Javems at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (yOqwj)

3 Trump stirring up hate.... BAD!
MFM stirring up hate ..... That's OK.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 01, 2017 04:42 PM (Lz888)

4 CNN is officially a comedy channel?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (y7DUB)

5 Community outreach at 4 am.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (m9X4Y)

6 Angry race baiting comic turned angry race baiting CNN pundit.

Posted by: Hamilton at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (sCjDS)

7 Outstanding!

Posted by: Lionel Osborne at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (RDwMg)

8 Ace have you followed anything about Star Trek

iscovery?It is going to suck so hard that it will generate a Black Hole.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (rmVvL)

9 Why does W. Kamau Bell call himself a comedian? He's not funny. Hate is never funny.

That's why his shows keep getting canceled.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at September 01, 2017 04:44 PM (5fSr7)

10 If he is as funny as Trevor Noah -then I must watch his show!

/sar

Posted by: Glenn John at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (LilNs)

11 the guy has a show on CNN that runs from 4:15 to 4:25 AM?

I'll bet Olbermann is jealous.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (ILitO)

12 Oh thank goodness, a new thread.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (a0IVu)

13 Since when is it wrong to incite violence against those who we disagree with?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (J+eG2)

14 Whu, huh??? Who said that?

Posted by: A Sleeping Wolf In A Crowded Theater at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (Mouru)

15 Community outreach.Yah.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (rmVvL)

16 Man, that last thread got weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 01, 2017 04:46 PM (sGSvK)

17 They whip up the lefty frenzy every. damned. day.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 01, 2017 04:47 PM (tbOMB)

18 There will be BLOOD!

Posted by: Paladin at September 01, 2017 04:47 PM (JDw72)

19 It is obvious that CNN wants more than anything to be on the Right Side of History.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 04:47 PM (Mouru)

20 So Green Helmet guy now works for CNN community organising.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 01, 2017 04:47 PM (hvqfu)

21 Can I say he reminds me of an "Our Gang" character?

Rhymes sort of with "F**k-Wit."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

22 Is this the same rant from Elders of Zions that antifa was clapping to?

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (FKrah)

23 I'd just like to say that Nazis are icky.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (LAe3v)

24 Whew. New thread. The vasectomy tales were getting weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (PY9jH)

25 Clearly they need to stage more rescues so Americans will live them again.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (uRe+P)

26 He's just there to make Don Lemon look good.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (ANIFC)

27 the guy has a show on CNN that runs from 4:15 to 4:25 AM?

I'll bet Olbermann is jealous.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (ILitO)

Giving 10 minutes to a community activist seems excessive.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (y7DUB)

28 so cnn not only uses their reporters to organize Unitethe Right but also Antifa?

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (FKrah)

29 So, this guy is a comedian? What's so funny about fascist thugs?

I watched Tucker last night. The progs must despise him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)

30 CNN in bed with commie thugs and looters.

Or is it the other way around.

Maybe it's time to go all MMA on CNN crews when they show their ugly mugs anywhere in civilized society.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (5VlCp)

31 W. Kamau Bell hosts Perspectives, a community outreach program that runs from 4:15am to 4:25 am.

and the ratings on the OxyClean infomercial are just killing him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (Mouru)

32 23
I'd just like to say that Nazis are icky.

Posted by: Paul Ryan

I'm not, errrr, I mean that wasn't Paul Ryan. It was his spokeswoman.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (LAe3v)

33 This guy is on before the farm report?

Talk about a crappy time slot.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (SnZyA)

34 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

All right, I wont.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (xJa6I)

35 This person is not funny. Not funny at all.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2017 04:50 PM (zLDYs)

36 No matter how many times we point out the hypocrisy they dont give a flying fuck, because they follow their own rules. Anything they do is justified, moral and right because they are on the side of the angels and we are the nazis.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at September 01, 2017 04:50 PM (+dsLj)

37 CNN: Peace Through Violence, Love Through Rape

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:50 PM (PY9jH)

38 Also, the enemy is going to do what the enemy does.

CNN hates us. And probably hates itself, if it's honest with itself at 2am on a Friday...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:50 PM (xJa6I)

39 29 ....What's so funny about fascist thugs?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)

Original title of "What's So Funny 'bout Peace, Love and Understanding."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)

40 34 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

All right, I wont.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (xJa6I)
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Sure, if it's somebody else's sink.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 04:50 PM (qJtVm)

41 31
W. Kamau Bell hosts Perspectives, a community outreach program that runs from 4:15am to 4:25 am.

and the ratings on the OxyClean infomercial are just killing him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

pffffft. Take a hike, bitch.

Posted by: Test pattern at September 01, 2017 04:50 PM (LAe3v)

42 Whew. New thread. The vasectomy tales were getting weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (PY9jH)

They're still continuing.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (EgwCt)

43 34 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

All right, I wont.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (xJa6I)

More hygienic than what?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (0mRoj)

44 27 the guy has a show on CNN that runs from 4:15 to 4:25 AM?

I'll bet Olbermann is jealous.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 01, 2017 04:45 PM (ILitO)

Giving 10 minutes to a community activist seems excessive.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 01, 2017 04:48 PM (y7DUB)

I read that as 10mm and thought 'that's about right, but I'd better not say that out loud'...

My bad again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (xJa6I)

45 41
pffffft. Take a hike, bitch.
Posted by: Test pattern at September 01, 2017 04:50 PM (LAe3v)

"Yup."

- - National Anthem followed by "There Here!" Poltergeist static

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

46 So basically this "comedian's" audience consists of stoners and coke heads on benders. In other words, Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (PY9jH)

47 Imagine if Greg Gutfeld whipped up "Neo-Nazis" at a Tiki Torch Parade?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (7uYFy)

48 4 CNN is officially a comedy channel?
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 01, 2017 04:43 PM (y7DUB

It's more like performance art and it's not really official, but yes.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (VtwaX)

49 This guy is on before the farm report?

Talk about a crappy time slot.

It's the Grain & Grievance Hour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (Mouru)

50 uh, also Ryan who is, like, generous and stuff, and belongs to the party of *squints* Abba Ram-Lincoln, he says these ann-tee-fa protesters are sometimes out of line, like what his esteemed colleage Nancy Fallaci said.

Posted by: some chick Paul Ryan just gave $50 to at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (63sh5)

51 They just move this guy from network to network, giving him the same type of show (black guy explains the world...). He fails, new network with revamped show a few months later.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (f8ilN)

52 43 34 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

All right, I wont.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (xJa6I)

More hygienic than what?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:51 PM (0mRoj)

Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

Is that weird?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

53 Cocksuckers gonna suck

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (FZYNt)

54 31 W. Kamau Bell hosts Perspectives, a community outreach program that runs from 4:15am to 4:25 am.

and the ratings on the OxyClean infomercial are just killing him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (Mouru)

You'll love our nuts!

Posted by: Slap Chop Guy at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (ANIFC)

55 Just another worthless piece of shit I've never heard of.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

56 So when is the next dawning of the Age of Acquarious?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (uRe+P)

57 I love Tucker.

If Hannity would only get in on the sexual harassment party Fox would have a really good lineup.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (gIRsn)

58 So did Antifa just get officially branded as terrorist organization?

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (q177U)

59 Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

Is that weird?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

Not really, but it depends where you get your drinking water.

Posted by: dDan at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (hwYmz)

60 OxyClean infomercial are just killing him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September

You know the infomercial is not the worst thing on television.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (0wem/)

61 56 So when is the next dawning of the Age of Acquarious?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (uRe+P)

It seems we're more like in the Age of Cockcurious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

62 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

Did you move the dishes first?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

63 Is Eric Bolling still in timeout for some so-called harassment?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)

64 I do believe a rifle can outreach your bull-horn and baseball bat. That kind of community outreach?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (b2jHL)

65 59 Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

Is that weird?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

Not really, but it depends where you get your drinking water.
Posted by: dDan at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (hwYmz)

City of Monroe? I'm not on a farm or anything...I'm pretty sure they don't re-use the sink water without it going through the treatment plant.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (xJa6I)

66 Don't nood the crazies.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (q177U)

67 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

You don't have houseplants?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (Mouru)

68 We would fire the guy but we found out that no one watches his show or know who he is. We're not even sure he has a show on CNN.

Posted by: This...is CNN at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (O5Q3r)

69 That's like yelling Wolf in a crowded theater.
Posted by: Javems
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Happens every time I walk into a room.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (y3sT9)

70 64 I do believe a rifle can outreach your bull-horn and baseball bat. That kind of community outreach?
Posted by: Asking for a friend at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (b2jHL)

Community Overwatch > Community Outreach?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (xJa6I)

71 Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

Is that weird?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

Maybe a little.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (0mRoj)

72 62 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

Did you move the dishes first?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

"He's a classy guy. He gets out of the shower to pee!"

- - Buddy Hackett

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

73 About "Unite the Right?" Where the fuck are they ? No one heard about them before Charlottesville, and no one has heard a peep from them since that convenient car accident. They have no portfolio, no literature--not even a web site.
Who are/were they?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (7uYFy)

74 oh dear, this thread could go even more ONT than the last one

Labor Day: the New Memorial Day

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (63sh5)

75 My city council just voted to remove the Confederate statue downtown and the school board just voted to change Robert E Lee High School's name.

This is appeasement of the mob, including the violent Antifa types. If they think this will satisfy the mob they're very naive.

These changes will cost the tax payer over a million bucks. On Wednesday I was where the eye of Harvey hit, and I can tell you first hand those folks could really use that million dollars my city is flushing away. Yes I am bit pissed.

Posted by: stace at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (JGVnY)

76 I highly recommend peeing in the back yard.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (SnZyA)

77

taking a swill of wine for every post I missed today

feeling pretty good

and, yeah, I've been done with the GOP. I can't stand them anymore. They are lying weasels just like everyone pretty much in the DC beltway.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (fceHP)

78
Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

Is that weird?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

Protip: If you have 'his and her' sinks in the bathroom, don't use hers.

So I've been told.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (EgwCt)

79 66 Don't nood the crazies.
Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (q177U)

Too late, I'm already here!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)

80 cnn-left.
I think perhaps if it was their daughter or son attacked they might reflect on their thoughts.

then I remember st pancake.
and daniel pearls parents.

they will never accept their ideas are wrong. and painful to so many

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (FKrah)

81 67 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

You don't have houseplants?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 04:54 PM (Mouru)

Nah, no plants. I do have a back yard. But the sink is like...right there. Right at the right height and everything.

It's like it's ASKING to be used like this.

I feel like I'm abusing it, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (xJa6I)

82 So 70 minutes/week. Does CNN pay him the $15.00 minimum? So $16.50/week.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (N3JsI)

83 18 There will be BLOOD!
--

The vasectomy thread is one down from here.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (10LGw)

84 Well ... you could have told me y'all went to a new thread.

You didn't. But you could've.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (fiGNd)

85 Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

Is that weird?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

I don't know how weird it is but I bet that you don't get invited back for visits too much.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (rZ+mb)

86 It is obvious that CNN wants more than anything to be on the Right Side of History.
Posted by: Cicero

Then why did they go so far left??

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (UC5ui)

87 78
Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

Is that weird?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

Protip: If you have 'his and her' sinks in the bathroom, don't use hers.

So I've been told.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (EgwCt)

Very good advice. Yeah, wife has her own sink upstairs. But downstairs...just communal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (xJa6I)

88 76 I highly recommend peeing in the back yard.
Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (SnZyA)

Murder on your lawn though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

89 With everything going on in TX, I saw on the newz that a century-old Confederate statue was removed in San Antonio.

That should ease all the suffering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)

90 "He's a classy guy. He gets out of the shower to pee!"

- - Buddy Hackett
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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This isn't about me, is it?

Posted by: George Costanza at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (y3sT9)

91 W. Kamau Bell

-
Kamau? Must be an existentialist. Never trust an existentialist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (Nwg0u)

92 I've peed in a sink or two, I'm really tall so it's easier actually. But never when married, women get freaked out by it apparently.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (6Ll1u)

93 81 It's all pipes!What's the difference?
George Costanza

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (rmVvL)

94 84 Well ... you could have told me y'all went to a new thread.

You didn't. But you could've.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (fiGNd)

Sorry man. Thought Grump had covered that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:57 PM (xJa6I)

95 Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

You're that guy that ruins it for everyone else, aren't you?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:57 PM (QQ+il)

96 89 The Alamo is offensive to Mexico and needs to be torn down.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2017 04:57 PM (rmVvL)

97
Camus Kamau? Nah.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)

98 Peeing in a bucket has it's uses.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 04:58 PM (q177U)

99 85 Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

Is that weird?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

I don't know how weird it is but I bet that you don't get invited back for visits too much.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (rZ+mb)

Well it's a strictly 'at home' thing.

So far.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

100 I highly recommend peeing in the back yard.
Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (SnZyA)

Murder on your lawn though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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It's good for lemon trees.

Posted by: Burt Munro at September 01, 2017 04:58 PM (y3sT9)

101 I've peed in a sink or two, I'm really tall so it's easier actually. But never when married, women get freaked out by it apparently.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (6Ll1u)

On the other hand, you have to think that a certain number of them would be impressed that a guy can pee in the sink while standing naturally on his own two legs...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 01, 2017 04:58 PM (7uYFy)

102 In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.

Posted by: mark1971 at September 01, 2017 04:58 PM (xPl2J)

103 Well ... you could have told me y'all went to a new thread.

You didn't. But you could've.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (fiGNd)

Since you guys went off on vasectomies in the last thread, I'll bet I and another 'ette or two could amuse you with c-section horror stories.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH)

104 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

All right, I wont.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:49 PM (xJa6I)

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Sure, if it's somebody else's sink.

====

make sure the dishes are moved aside

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 04:58 PM (QC/4S)

105 ... a community outreach program ...

======

You misspelled communist.

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (VfRxT)

106 I've been paying more attention to statues and memorials lately because...you know.

Anyway, I learned a new term for the Late Unpleasantness.

In Connecticut in 1899 it was referred to as the War to Maintain the Union.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (gIRsn)

107 98 Peeing in a bucket has it's uses.
Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 04:58 PM (q177U)

Antifa ammunition factory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

108 look sometimes pee isn't as sterile as one might think....

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (FKrah)

109 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (xJa6I)

It's your sink, you get to pee in it if you want. You the one gotta smell it after 'while, why should we have anything to say about it?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (ihmYw)

110 95 Peeing into the toilet standing up. I find I make less of a mess using the sink.

You're that guy that ruins it for everyone else, aren't you?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:57 PM (QQ+il)

Hey, I clean up after myself. I'm not spray painting here. Just...easier to clean up the sink.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (xJa6I)

111 On the other hand, you have to think that a certain number of them would be impressed that a guy can pee in the sink while standing naturally on his own two legs...

Who else's legs would he stand on?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (Mouru)

112 Out of sight!

Posted by: Lionel Osborne at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (RDwMg)

113 ok, if any of you sink pee'rs come to my home you have to go to mt chtty neighbors to pee

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (FKrah)

114 109 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (xJa6I)

It's your sink, you get to pee in it if you want. You the one gotta smell it after 'while, why should we have anything to say about it?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (ihmYw)

Eh. Just not sure how the conversation would go if the wife walked in on me using the sink like that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

115 109 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (xJa6I)

It's your sink, you get to pee in it if you want. You the one gotta smell it after 'while, why should we have anything to say about it?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (ihmYw)

Theoretically I would hope one would run the water afterwards?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

116 look sometimes pee isn't as sterile as one might think....
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (FKrah)

You're soaking in it!

Posted by: Madge at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (Mouru)

117 ew

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (FKrah)

118 We like peeing in the corners of the rooms. Who needs bathrooms or toilets? Or showers, for that matter? A bucket of perfume and we're good to go!

Posted by: The French at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (rZ+mb)

119
So, Sink-Pinklers?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

120 So, new thread...so I shouldn't ask if peeing in the sink is more hygenic?

Did you move the dishes first?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

How you gonna rinse them off if you do that??

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (Jcg9Q)

121 OT: More Texas justice:

BREAKING: Judge Blocks Texas Ban on Dismemberment Abortions Tearing Babies Limb From Limb http://bit.ly/2eL6xNp #FridayFeeling #PROLIFE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (Nwg0u)

122 Sorry man. Thought Grump had covered that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:57 PM (xJa6I)

It's cool. Told a great Getting Snipped story. Took a good shot a PoP.

But, you know, whatevs.

Wish Alex was here. With a stick.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (fiGNd)

123 I pee out my property fence all the time, to mark my territory and warn the coyotes off.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (6Ll1u)

124 W. Kamau Bell

What's a "Kamau?" It sounds like a name a black guy who grew up in the suburbs would give himself to get street cred.
Like "Barack" or "Obama.'

What's his real name? Walter Bell or something?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (7uYFy)

125 E.coli can come from that vector also.. among other things

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (FKrah)

126 115 109 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (xJa6I)

It's your sink, you get to pee in it if you want. You the one gotta smell it after 'while, why should we have anything to say about it?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (ihmYw)

Theoretically I would hope one would run the water afterwards?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

Oh yeah, totally. It's really a lot more tidy. It just feels...weird. Like I'm doing something stupid/forbidden/hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (xJa6I)

127 If it wasn't for Twitter, W. Kamau Bell would probably be in the subway trying to intimidate honkies into buying the latest issue of 'Muhammad Speaks".
Once again, thanks Twitter!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (O5Q3r)

128 Poor Ace. Last thread turns into the vasectomy war story thread, and this one becomes a debate on peeing in the sink vs. the terlit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (qJtVm)

129
You pee in the sink? Freak!

Posted by: R Kelly at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (EgwCt)

130 With everything going on in TX, I saw on the newz that a century-old Confederate statue was removed in San Antonio.

That should ease all the suffering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)

Yes, that's the one I mentioned at 75, but I didn't give the name of the city. We're also about to waste a million bucks changing Lee High Schools name.

Machinery was waiting there to take out the statue immediately after the vote.

Posted by: stace at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (JGVnY)

131 OT: spoiler alert!!!!!! Just saw "Birth of the dragon". I liked it. Most will not. Bruce Lee does have a revelation, after the fight. Which he said in his own writing. But he is not the enlightened one thru the first part of the movie. I think it comes together at the end. I will buy the DVD. Lee is an Icon, and most will not accept him being anything less than "Perfect".

Posted by: Paladin at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (JDw72)

132 121 OT: More Texas justice:

BREAKING: Judge Blocks Texas Ban on Dismemberment Abortions Tearing Babies Limb From Limb http://bit.ly/2eL6xNp #FridayFeeling #PROLIFE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (Nwg0u)

Then Governor Abbott shall call out the TX NG and physically shut them down.

WAR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

133 It's your sink, you get to pee in it if you want. You the one gotta smell it after 'while, why should we have anything to say about it?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 04:59 PM (ihmYw)

Eh. Just not sure how the conversation would go if the wife walked in on me using the sink like that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

Thus we see one of the advantages of being single.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (Jcg9Q)

134 i thought comedians were supposed to be funny?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (2ZDHg)

135 OT: More Texas justice:

BREAKING: Judge Blocks Texas Ban on Dismemberment Abortions Tearing
Babies Limb From Limb http://bit.ly/2eL6xNp #FridayFeeling #PROLIFE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (Nwg0u)

Oh, good. Goes well with this story I linked below:

http://tinyurl.com/yb6b8l5h

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (PY9jH)

136 The Alamo is offensive to Mexico and needs to be torn down.
Posted by: steevy

Bright red line. Touch it and it's on like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (UC5ui)

137 W. Kamau Bell Is a comic in the same manner that Heinrich Himmler was also a comedian. Couple of funny, funny guys.

Posted by: Strobe at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (gbWkA)

138 Eh. Just not sure how the conversation would go if the wife walked in on me using the sink like that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

Oh, I think you know how the conversation would go!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (ihmYw)

139 Mr. WDS pees in the back yard all the time.

He taught our son growing up..........Son, the world is a man's urinal

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (q6c2G)

140 Mark, we're not talking the kitchen sink display at Home Depot, are we?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (qJtVm)

141 134 i thought comedians were supposed to be funny?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (2ZDHg)

Just like conservatives were supposed to be conservative.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (mbhDw)

142 Oh yeah, totally. It's really a lot more tidy. It just feels...weird. Like I'm doing something stupid/forbidden/hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (xJa6I)

You want tidy? Why not just pee out the window?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (rZ+mb)

143 KooKoo Bell throws shade with United Shades of America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (IqV8l)

144 Poor Ace. Last thread turns into the vasectomy war story thread, and this one becomes a debate on peeing in the sink vs. the terlit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (qJtVm)

He won't notice, he's probably already hanging with his twitter whore.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:04 PM (Jcg9Q)

145 At least hes showing his colors

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2017 05:04 PM (pPKG5)

146 *sprays febreze*

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 05:05 PM (63sh5)

147 When we bought our first home, my husband could hardly wait to pee off the deck, thus establishing ownership. Like a dog marking its territory.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:05 PM (PY9jH)

148 He won't notice, he's probably already hanging with his twitter whore.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:04 PM (Jcg9Q)
---
Bangin' that twit like he wants to put a baby in it!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:05 PM (qJtVm)

149 102 In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.
Posted by: mark1971

What are you? a fuckin' comedian? Private Joker?

Posted by: R.Lee Ermey at September 01, 2017 05:05 PM (FZYNt)

150 Thus we see one of the ~~advantages of being~~ main reasons that he'll always be single.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (Jcg9Q)

*ahem*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:06 PM (Mouru)

151 Theoretically I would hope one would run the water afterwards?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

Take it from one who has 8 brothers: it builds up after awhile. Something about the U-bend.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:06 PM (ihmYw)

152 There was a black sheep uncle in the family, by marriage. While visiting once, he spit in the kitchen sink. My mother never allowed him in the house again.

He ran off with another woman and left my aunt, who was the sweetest woman on the face of the earth. As a kid, I asked my mother once who it was that he had run off with, she replied, "I think her name was Laurel Rhododendron". It was only years after my mother had passed away that I realized that either A. She was kidding, or B. He ran off with a stripper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2017 05:06 PM (y3sT9)

153 Bangin' that twit like he wants to put a baby in it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:05 PM (qJtVm)

I remember when he used to ban me personally.

I miss those days.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 05:06 PM (fiGNd)

154 149 102 In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.
Posted by: mark1971
---
LOL, my favorite name for suchlike is J. Robert Douchenheimer!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (qJtVm)

155 I get this feeling we're going to get a Yoko concert here tonight

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (63sh5)

156 Time for Gov. Abbott to tell federal judges to go pound sand. Or eat shit.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

157 Poor Ace. Last thread turns into the vasectomy war story thread, and this one becomes a debate on peeing in the sink vs. the terlit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (qJtVm)

I'm glad I missed the vasectomy thread. I have to admit I was curious where the pee in the sink thing came from, but afraid to go look.

The sink is handy for many things tbh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)

158 151 Theoretically I would hope one would run the water afterwards?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

Take it from one who has 8 brothers: it builds up after awhile. Something about the U-bend.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:06 PM (ihmYw)

If you run the water, it clears all the way. Now, over time the acid could corrode the pipe, but then again water tends to be more alkaline then acidic, so it evens out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (mbhDw)

159 Anyone following Eiffel Tower lockdown?

Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (nbpov)

160 Let's be clear. When Antifa and BLM say "Nazis', they mean all white people.

When they say "white supremacists," they mean all white people.

When they say "racists" and "Haters," they mean all white people.

So when they say they want to rid the world of Nazis, white supremacists, racists and haters, they are talking about. . . . all white people.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (YqcVw)

161 124 W. Kamau Bell

What's a "Kamau?" It sounds like a name a black guy who grew up in the suburbs would give himself to get street cred.
Like "Barack" or "Obama.'

What's his real name? Walter Bell or something?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 01, 2017 05:01 PM (7uYFy)

yeah.... Dude.... funny name....

/air guitar!

Posted by: Kenau Reeves at September 01, 2017 05:08 PM (NgKpN)

162 156 Time for Gov. Abbott to tell federal judges to go pound sand. Or eat shit.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

What if the abortionists respond in kind? As I suggested, padlock the clinics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

163 Protip: If you have 'his and her' sinks in the bathroom, don't use hers.

So I've been told.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September

Well duh, if you pee in her sink you will get it all over her and most girls do not like being peed on. Especially when they are peeing in the sink.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 05:08 PM (0wem/)

164 Anyone following Eiffel Tower lockdown?
Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (nbpov)

/sigh (bad news?)

nope, music
it's Friday

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:08 PM (fceHP)

165 W. Kamau Bell hosts Perspectives, a community outreach program that runs from 4:15am to 4:25 am.

The son Art Bell doesn't talk about.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2017 05:08 PM (oVJmc)

166 157 Poor Ace. Last thread turns into the vasectomy war story thread, and this one becomes a debate on peeing in the sink vs. the terlit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (qJtVm)

I'm glad I missed the vasectomy thread. I have to admit I was curious where the pee in the sink thing came from, but afraid to go look.

The sink is handy for many things tbh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (fceHP)

*raises hand*

My bad again.

It's Friday. I'm in a mood.

Hoping this is more fun than gross. But was actually curious what the Horde thought.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)

167 Heinrich Himmler was also a comedian.

-
A guy came up to me on the street and asked if I'd gotten much accomplished today. i said, "Ja, D'Jew?"

- Heinrich Himmler, Commedian

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (Nwg0u)

168 159 Anyone following Eiffel Tower lockdown?
Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (nbpov)

I saw them open for Bachmann Turner Overdrive at Nassau Coliseum back in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

169 164 Anyone following Eiffel Tower lockdown?
Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (nbpov)

More than ten miles away, chief ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (fiGNd)

170 "Excuse me while I whip this up."

Has anyone said that yet?

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (SnZyA)

171 One of the city councilwomen who voted to remove the statue said her vote was in honor of her grandfather, who was lynched by the Texas Rangers.

I want to ask her WTF that has to do with that statue, and why isn't she calling for disbanding the Rangers instead?

Posted by: stace at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (JGVnY)

172 I love that we think talking about peeing in the sink is more interesting than talking about this asshole.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (ANIFC)

173 Note he goes by "W. Kamau Bell" instead of 'Walter Bell.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

174 But was actually curious what the Horde thought.

I remember Howie Carr saying "every man will pee in a sink if he thinks he can get away with it".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (gIRsn)

175 170 "Excuse me while I whip this up."

Has anyone said that yet?
Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (SnZyA)

Dazz Band!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

176 Hoping this is more fun than gross. But was actually curious what the Horde thought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)

lol, oh my, this was serious

hehe

you get drunk enough, you'll do anything

men or women

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (fceHP)

177 "About 'Unite the Right?' Where the fuck are they ? No one heard about
them before Charlottesville, and no one has heard a peep from them since
that convenient car accident. They have no portfolio, no
literature--not even a web site. Who are/were they?"

There was a time when I would have snorted in contempt and said, "You think it's actually possible to stand up a false flag operation on that kind of scale and get away with it? Tighten down your tinfoil hat, pal!"

That was before:

-- The "doctors" complete with white coats and stethoscopes showing up at pro-Obamacare rallies to talk up the legislation, who all turned out to be professional political operatives with no medical training

-- The Bob Creamer confessions caught by Project Veritas

-- The backstory of at least one of the "Unite the Right" organizers, Jordan Kessler, being an Obama supporter and a former Occupy Wall Street activist

That said, I don't think every single individual at the "Unite" gathering in C-ville was a plant or a ringer. There still are a bunch of the proverbial useful idiots around.

Mark Allen Fields was certainly an idiot, and certainly has been extremely useful for the left.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (ujwCG)

178 Anyone following Eiffel Tower lockdown?

Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (nbpov)

What's to lock down? It's just a big erector set project.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (rZ+mb)

179 173 Note he goes by "W. Kamau Bell" instead of 'Walter Bell.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

Bet his real middle name is Ken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

180 So, which is preferred saying that someone "pooped and peed on the floor" or someone "shit and pissed on the floor", have always hated words "pooped" and "peed."

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 05:11 PM (0wem/)

181 102 In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.

____________________________________

No Sea Org cruise for you!

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at September 01, 2017 05:11 PM (YqcVw)

182 142 Oh yeah, totally. It's really a lot more tidy. It just feels...weird. Like I'm doing something stupid/forbidden/hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:02 PM (xJa6I)

You want tidy? Why not just pee out the window?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (rZ+mb)

Screens on the windows.

Also spatter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:11 PM (xJa6I)

183 I remember Howie Carr saying "every man will pee in a sink if he thinks he can get away with it".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (gIRsn)

but, doesn't it get all over the mirror?

most men aren't that tall

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:11 PM (fceHP)

184 W. Kamau Bell hosts Perspectives, a community outreach program that runs from 4:15am to 4:25 am.

I saw Chris Rock do this bit on SNL, didn't I?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2017 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

185 102 In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.
__________________________________________

OJ was innocent.

Posted by: F. Lee Bailey at September 01, 2017 05:11 PM (YqcVw)

186 I'm glad I missed the vasectomy thread. I have to admit I was curious where the pee in the sink thing came from, but afraid to go look.

Just trying to make sure everything still works ... so to speak. That's all.

I had a undeniable urge to make sure everything worked as well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (fiGNd)

187 Sorry for abbreviating question...I'm in Germanistan and our news feeds on net are often limited. All I can get is the brief blurb on daily mail. While a bit more than 10 miles from me, it kinda concerns me if you understand my meaning

Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (nbpov)

188 Mr/Mrs/Other Bell is hereby awarded the Flaming Banana Award for spirited support of anarchy.

CNN..... Come for the news, learn how to riot!!!!!

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (UFFux)

189 Somebody is peeing off the Eiffel Tower?

Sacre bleu.

Posted by: Zombie Marcel Marceau at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (LilNs)

190 Hoping this is more fun than gross. But was actually curious what the Horde thought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)

*****

Personally I've never pissed in a sink. But get a couple tequila slammers into Mrs Diogenes and she'll surprise ya!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (uRe+P)

191 "When we bought our first home, my husband could hardly wait to pee off
the deck, thus establishing ownership. Like a dog marking its territory."

Natural instinct. I had to bury a bone.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (ujwCG)

192 138 Eh. Just not sure how the conversation would go if the wife walked in on me using the sink like that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

Oh, I think you know how the conversation would go!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:03 PM (ihmYw)

Um...yeah. I sorta do

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:13 PM (xJa6I)

193 191 ....bury a bone.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (ujwCG)

ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

194 Since this thread has definitly gone OT, here are a few links for tracking hurricanes. Such as Irma in the Atlantic.

BTW, Joe Bastardi is one of, if not the best weather forecaster out there. He is also a big time anti-AGW crowd.

https://twitter.com/BigJoeBastardi
http://www.myfoxhurricane.com/
http://spaghettimodels.com/

Posted by: Jake Holenhead, ex JackS at September 01, 2017 05:13 PM (DknNB)

195 131 OT: spoiler alert!!!!!! Just saw "Birth of the dragon".

I liked it, too; didn't expect to, since I'm not a Bruce Lee fanboi, so had no clue what it was going to be about.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 01, 2017 05:13 PM (sGtp+)

196 In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.
Posted by: mark1971 at September

He is named after his dad, the "W" is for "Who."

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 05:13 PM (0wem/)

197 [iNatural instinct. I had to bury a bone.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (ujwCG)

Golf Clap.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 05:14 PM (fiGNd)

198 guys are weird.

However ,I'm not going to ask my husband if he urinates in the sink. Because I just don't want the answer

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:14 PM (FKrah)

199 Frenchmen peeing off the Eiffel Tower?
Derringers are involved I bet.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:14 PM (uRe+P)

200
Hoping this is more fun than gross. But was actually curious what the Horde thought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)
---
Take it to the limit.

Put in an Italian marble pedestal sink with gold fixtures, soft lighting, and maybe a statue of Priapus in the corner.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:14 PM (qJtVm)

201 I remember Howie Carr saying "every man will pee in a sink if he thinks he can get away with it".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (gIRsn)

Or behind the curtains

Posted by: James Comey at September 01, 2017 05:14 PM (ANIFC)

202 176 Hoping this is more fun than gross. But was actually curious what the Horde thought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)

lol, oh my, this was serious

hehe

you get drunk enough, you'll do anything

men or women
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (fceHP)

I have NEVER gotten drunk enough to do a man.

But if you've had one of *those* threesomes, I'm not judging.

I'm teasing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

203 I don't think attempts by the Democratic Party to distance themselves from Antifah are going to work out so well. Old school commies love the idea of taking to the streets and bashing faces and breaking heads.

Posted by: troyriser at September 01, 2017 05:15 PM (Fw5cQ)

204 I'm glad I missed the vasectomy thread.

No worries. You're just in time for the prostate health segment.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:15 PM (gIRsn)

205 200
Hoping this is more fun than gross. But was actually curious what the Horde thought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)
---
Take it to the limit.

Put in an Italian marble pedestal sink with gold fixtures, soft lighting, and maybe a statue of Priapus in the corner.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:14 PM (qJtVm)

Ah, that would be glorious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:15 PM (xJa6I)

206 black guy explains the world

-

Dibs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:15 PM (rjrh3)

207 I went to see The Who once and there was a line to pee in the sink in the men's room.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 05:15 PM (ANIFC)

208

ot
Lucinda Williams is good.

remember when amazon was just books, then music?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (fceHP)

209 if his sink is clogged, it is probably not pee. and you probably don't want to know

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (63sh5)

210 102
In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.

Posted by: mark1971

Sometimes they're good actors, though.

Posted by: F. Murray Abraham at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (LAe3v)

211 If you run the water, it clears all the way. Now, over time the acid could corrode the pipe, but then again water tends to be more alkaline then acidic, so it evens out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
----------

So, hard water is your friend, in this case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (y3sT9)

212 Oh Lord, this thread has deteriorated into a pee thread.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

213 Hard to see how CNN could become even less credible, but somehow they managed it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 01, 2017 05:17 PM (P6kwG)

214 Well, from what Miss Manners said, peeing in the dink in an en suite is expected, anywhere else, where civilized people live, it is frowned upon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 05:17 PM (0wem/)

215 peeing in the sink is fine till someone drops a deuce then its game over

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 01, 2017 05:17 PM (FZYNt)

216 @Paladin

Thanks for the review. I saw 'Dragon: The Bruce Lee' story just before Brandon died. Not sure I need to see the same story again. Glad you liked it, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:17 PM (xJa6I)

217 you get drunk enough, you'll do anything

men or women
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (fceHP)

Hmm. Alrighty then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:17 PM (Mouru)

218
Oh Lord, this thread has deteriorated into a pee thread.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

Beats the vasectomy thread below.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (PY9jH)

219 Good news, everybody!

On the Hurricane Harvey relief front there are now breathless reports from the news media that "As funding efforts continue, celebrities including actor Kevin Hart and
Real Housewives of New York star and business mogul Bethenny Frankel
have pledged more than $50,000 combined."

Wow, they rounded up an entire fifty grand!

Applied against $160B in damages.

Maybe these Democrat celubutards could dig just a teensy bit deeper in their pocket as they're virtue signaling? Get some of the loose change out of the sofa cushions?

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (ujwCG)

220 Olbermann is only allowed to pee in the basement sink his mom uses to rinse his shirts in.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (ILitO)

221 211 If you run the water, it clears all the way. Now, over time the acid could corrode the pipe, but then again water tends to be more alkaline then acidic, so it evens out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
----------

So, hard water is your friend, in this case.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (y3sT9)

Theoretically uric acid counteracts the mineral deposit build up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

222 215 peeing in the sink is fine till someone drops a deuce then its game over
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 01, 2017 05:17 PM (FZYNt)

Dude, no, never. That's too far. I won't even use a bidet unless it's attached to the toilet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (xJa6I)

223 He should have just hexed people like I do.

Posted by: Sally Quinn Voodoo Practioner at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (eIQHF)

224 Sorry for abbreviating question...I'm in Germanistan and our news feeds on net are often limited.

FAZ and Bild would usually have something if there's something serious in Paris, and they don't.

FAZ is interested in Germans getting arrested in Turkey. Two above the fold stories:

-- Two more Germans arrested in Turkey (they have 55, 12 of them for political reasons)

-- Is Turkey collecting hostages?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (gIRsn)

225 I saw Chris Rock do this bit on SNL, didn't I?

Tim Meadows. Chris Rock was Nat X.
More proof that most people don't go look at the links.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (O5Q3r)

226 Our five-year-old always pees in the shower.

Not just when he's actually taking a shower. He'll go in the bathroom, and pull back the curtain, and just pee into the shower from outside.

He laughs like crazy when you catch him doing it.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (10LGw)

227 Speaking of brothers, one of my SIL's best friend's college room mate's middle boy or some such thing (bonus points if you get the reference) has a clothing store and they're selling a Tshirt to raise money for hurricane relief funds.

I can vouch for some of their other Tshirts (I have the One Nation Under Tacos and a few more)

Despite the fact that they stock LSU merchandise, I know they're a legit business, plus, one of the owners has adorable little red-haired baby girls.

I think the design on the T is awesome.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybohqz2d

Not sure where the funds will be distributed to, but they are great, honest people.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (ihmYw)

228 212 Oh Lord, this thread has deteriorated into a pee thread.
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

******

Well it did start with CNN. Not too many other venues to explore.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (uRe+P)

229 I was trying to save it for the movie thread so sorry for people who will see it twice, but we watched Kung Fu Hustle last night and it is possibly my new favorite movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (rjrh3)

230 206 black guy explains the world
-
Dibs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:15 PM (rjrh3)

Clarence Thomas or Thomas Sowell, please.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

231 Never peed in the sink but have pooped in the backyard.

Kind feel like I've never bungee jumped but I have gone parachuting.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (SnZyA)

232 In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.

Posted by: mark1971
------------

FDR - trifecta

*drops mic*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (y3sT9)

233 Oh Lord, this thread has deteriorated into a pee thread.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

Beats the vasectomy thread below.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (PY9jH)

September 1 is always Urology Day here at the HQ.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (Mouru)

234 you run the water, it clears all the way. Now, over time the acid could corrode the pipe, but then again water tends to be more alkaline then acidic, so it evens out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

so, you do not have a composting sink?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (0wem/)

235 bury a bone.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (ujwCG)

ISWYDT
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

yep, almost too perfect

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (fceHP)

236 217 you get drunk enough, you'll do anything

men or women
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:10 PM (fceHP)

Hmm. Alrighty then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01,

Perhaps it would be more correct to say, "they'd do you" and you might not be an actual active participant.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (FKrah)

237 226 Our five-year-old always pees in the shower.

Not just when he's actually taking a shower. He'll go in the bathroom, and pull back the curtain, and just pee into the shower from outside.

He laughs like crazy when you catch him doing it.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (10LGw)

Isn't this really the story of Joe Bidet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

238 Oh Lord, this thread has deteriorated into a pee thread.
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

The deterioration started with P.P. Rubens this morning, and has been trickling down from there.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (TOk1P)

239 Well it did start with CNN. Not too many other venues to explore.

==

right ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (QC/4S)

240 All right, I need to wrap up some work stuff.

Sorry for the pee/sink thread. I'll behave better next time, promise.

If I don't see you morons/ettes later, have the best weekend ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

241 In most cases, somebody whose name starts with an initial is a douche bag.

Posted by: mark1971

No, that's wrong, and I'll show you why right here on this chart.

Posted by: H. Ross Perot at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (xPl2J)

242 232
FDR - trifecta

*drops mic*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (y3sT9)

"Huh?"

- - JFK, LBJ

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

243 229 I was trying to save it for the movie thread so sorry for people who will see it twice, but we watched Kung Fu Hustle last night and it is possibly my new favorite movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (rjrh3)
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Kung Fu Hustle is the Citizen Kane of the chop sockey parody genre.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (qJtVm)

244 maybe it turned into a pee thread as all the men wanted to pee on cnn

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (FKrah)

245 Man, Grady did not age well.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (RHEDC)

246 Despite the fact that they stock LSU merchandise

-

I'm pretty sure I became permanently okay with LSU after what they did for SC after the flood. I think their band even learned some of SC's songs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:21 PM (rjrh3)

247
Good news, everybody!

On the Hurricane Harvey relief front there
are now breathless reports from the news media that "As funding efforts
continue, celebrities including actor Kevin Hart and

Real Housewives of New York star and business mogul Bethenny Frankel

have pledged more than $50,000 combined."

Wow, they rounded up an entire fifty grand!

PDT is being mocked by the MFM for only donating $1 mil. By the way, any words of sympathy or encouragement for TX from Barry the JEF? Is he donating anything?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:21 PM (PY9jH)

248 Dude, no, never. That's too far. I won't even use a bidet unless it's attached to the toilet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (xJa6I)

That's because it's for WASHIN' YOUR BACKSIDE!

Posted by: C. Dundee at September 01, 2017 05:21 PM (EgwCt)

249 238 Oh Lord, this thread has deteriorated into a pee thread.
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

The deterioration started with P.P. Rubens this morning, and has been trickling down from there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (TOk1P)

****

Pretty much a steady stream all day.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:21 PM (uRe+P)

250 238 Oh Lord, this thread has deteriorated into a pee thread.
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

The deterioration started with P.P. Rubens this morning, and has been trickling down from there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (TOk1P)

He said "trickling!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)

251 Our five-year-old always pees in the shower.

Not just when he's actually taking a shower. He'll go in the bathroom, and pull back the curtain, and just pee into the shower from outside.

He laughs like crazy when you catch him doing it.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (10LGw)

that's just cute

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:21 PM (fceHP)

252 Wife's taken Boy to Cello ... Daughter's gone to work ...

... in all fairness to JackStraw, Midnight Moonlight really is damn good turned up loud in this empty house. Glad he turned me onto this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 05:22 PM (fiGNd)

253 If anyone is interested, Close Encounters of the third kind will be in theaters this week for its 40th anniversary.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 01, 2017 05:22 PM (9A6UB)

254 "Huh?"

- - JFK, LBJ
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-----------

Okay, a trifecta of trifectas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2017 05:22 PM (y3sT9)

255 -
-
This guy is on before the farm report?

Talk about a crappy time slot.

========================

I'd rather have "Paint Drying Today" as a lead-in.

Posted by: Orion Samuelson at September 01, 2017 05:22 PM (pMGkg)

256 He laughs like crazy when you catch him doing it.

You need to teach him that 90% of Life is not getting caught.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 05:22 PM (QQ+il)

257 Anyone following Eiffel Tower lockdown?
Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:07 PM (nbpov)

Too far away....not my problem.

Euroweenies....not my problem.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (Jcg9Q)

258 Normal healthy pee poses no health risks at all, matter of fact you can drink it to maybe make it an extra day or two before you are rescued in emergency situations.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)

259 Someone should come up with a foolproof training program to teach dogs to urinate in the shower.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (0wem/)

260 PDT is being mocked by the MFM for only donating $1 mil.

-

The same as the entire f*cking Disney corporation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (rjrh3)

261 256 He laughs like crazy when you catch him doing it.

You need to teach him that 90% of Life is not getting caught.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

wait till he graduates to masturbation

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (FZYNt)

262 Oh Lord, this thread has deteriorated into a pee thread.
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

The deterioration started with P.P. Rubens this morning, and has been trickling down from there.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 05:20 PM (TOk1P)

He said "trickling!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)

Drink!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (TOk1P)

263 If this is gonna be a pee thread, then where is all the modern artwork.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (GdgAM)

264 >>Our five-year-old always pees in the shower.

Not just when he's actually taking a shower. He'll go in the bathroom, and pull back the curtain, and just pee into the shower from outside.

He laughs like crazy when you catch him doing it.

It's ALL Pipes!

Posted by: George Costanza at September 01, 2017 05:24 PM (MyHEM)

265 wait till he graduates to masturbation
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (FZYNt)
---
Summa Cum Loud.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:24 PM (qJtVm)

266 Perhaps it would be more correct to say, "they'd do you" and you might not be an actual active participant.
Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:19 PM (FKrah)

/sigh

context, I needed more

I meant it doesn't matter if you are a male or female, if you get drunk enough, stuff happens. No gender holds the award for stupid stuff.

and some you don't remember

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:24 PM (fceHP)

267 Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:21 PM (rjrh3)

LOL, I hoped everyone would recognize a little sour-grapes trash-talk from this Razorback girl!

They are God's Own down there. Look at all the Cajun Navy just did, probably still doing.

Please don't make me type Geaux Tigers as penance.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:24 PM (ihmYw)

268 chokes on tea

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:24 PM (FKrah)

269

Whats Obamas donation

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:25 PM (Jsf4i)

270 LOL, I hoped everyone would recognize a little sour-grapes trash-talk from this Razorback girl!

-

Bama alumnus here, so it's understood.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:25 PM (rjrh3)

271 Phuck the Phrogs. We are are having our own problems with our own set of assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (89T5c)

272 artisanal 'ette , giggling, I knew what you meant..
we were all riffing off th`at last bit

because sillyrus

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (FKrah)

273 Whats Obamas donation
Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:25 PM (Jsf4i)

An iPod full of his speeches? That's always a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (Mouru)

274 >>chokes on "tea"

for accuracy.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (MyHEM)

275 Personally I've never pissed in a sink. But get a couple tequila slammers into Mrs Diogenes and she'll surprise ya!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:12 PM (uRe+P)

Obligatory: Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2700em-JQ

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (Jcg9Q)

276 *Gets to thread late*

*Hits jump to bottom of page*

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (gC2IV)

277
OT:

Irma possibly could get upgraded to a Category 5 storm.

Yikes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

278 Lots of helicopters today

Whats Obamas donation

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (Jsf4i)

279 He laughs like crazy when you catch him doing it.

---------------------------------
You need to teach him that 90% of Life is not getting caught.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 05:22 PM (QQ+il)

Some kids, getting caught doesn't do jack. They will give you that look like "oh yeah, what're you gonna do about it?"

Those are the ones, when the news cameras descend on the neighborhood decades later, nobody is saying "he was a nice, quiet guy, never caused any trouble..."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (TOk1P)

280

Sorry for the pee/sink thread. I'll behave better next time, promise.

If I don't see you morons/ettes later, have the best weekend ever.

---/

No you!

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (uQcUm)

281 In a drunken, late night confession, a friend of mine once told me that one day when he was in high school, he went to a friend's home after school to play video games. He had to take a dump, and went to the bathroom, and saw the cat litter pan right next to the toilet, so he figured "what the hell?" & shit in the cat pan, then went back to playing video games. Shortly after that, his friend's mom came back from work, went to use the bathroom & started screaming hysterically at the huge pile of shit in the cat box. She thought the cat was sick, they took it to the vet, did all these tests, kept it over night, wound up costing almost $1,000.

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (ANIFC)

282 we're like a group of teens laughing at eachother at gym.

Posted by: willow at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (FKrah)

283 229 I was trying to save it for the movie thread so sorry for people who will see it twice, but we watched Kung Fu Hustle last night and it is possibly my new favorite movie.

Ah. You might like Shaolin Soccer, then.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (v3pYe)

284 265 wait till he graduates to masturbation
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 01, 2017 05:23 PM (FZYNt)
---
Summa Cum Loud.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:24 PM (qJtVm)

*****

Or wait until you catch him using "Oh sweet mystery of life" as a metaphor.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (uRe+P)

285 Irma possibly could get upgraded to a Category 5 storm.

Yikes.

If it was a minority storm it would already be Category 5.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (Mouru)

286

Irma going to the carribean

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (Jsf4i)

287 An iPod full of his speeches? That's always a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (Mouru)

ah, memories of that waste of space

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:28 PM (fceHP)

288 Urine big trouble for all this pee talk.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 05:28 PM (0mRoj)

289

Is Ace getting enough water these days?

very concerned

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:28 PM (fceHP)

290 286

Irma going to the carribean
Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (Jsf4i)

Cool! When do you leave?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 05:29 PM (0mRoj)

291 Irma going to the carribean

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (Jsf4i)

Dammit. Earlier today they said it was going to veer north and be a fish storm. I HATE hurricane season.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:29 PM (PY9jH)

292 If you run the water, it clears all the way. Now, over time the acid could corrode the pipe, but then again water tends to be more alkaline then acidic, so it evens out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

So you're telling me that a redneck boy who is in too much of a hurry to wait his tun at the toilet might also be in too much of a hurry to run enough water after he pees in the sink?

I am frankly shocked that you would suggest such a thing, Mr. Sefton.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:29 PM (ihmYw)

293 Some kids, getting caught doesn't do jack. They will give you that look like "oh yeah, what're you gonna do about it?"

Those are the ones, when the news cameras descend on the neighborhood decades later, nobody is saying "he was a nice, quiet guy, never caused any trouble..."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (TOk1P)

Excitable boy, they all said....

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 05:29 PM (ANIFC)

294 Ugh. Headed for 110 here in SoCal today. WE'RE NOT ARIZONA, DAMMIT!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:29 PM (Mouru)

295 They are God's Own down there. Look at all the Cajun Navy just did, probably still doing.>>>

Did you see the story about all the Monster trucks going down to help with flood rescue? Link to daily mail

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7srwm3o

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2017 05:30 PM (r5KeJ)

296 Hang on Duke.

Imagine a toilet swirling and going down faster and faster.
And we're still less than 300.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:30 PM (uRe+P)

297 Those are the ones, when the news cameras descend on the neighborhood decades later, nobody is saying "he was a nice, quiet guy, never caused any trouble..."

---

My knowledge of pop culture tells me that the appropriate course of action here is to teach the child how to murder only other serial killers.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at September 01, 2017 05:30 PM (uQcUm)

298 We won't know jack about Irma for another week. Don't borrow trouble.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 05:31 PM (QQ+il)

299 Irma gerd, she took our jerbs!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 01, 2017 05:31 PM (gC2IV)

300
Irma possibly could get upgraded to a Category 5 storm.
Yikes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

Yeah. Joe Bastardi already predicted that. Also a scenario where a 960 mb (Katrina level) monster sits off the coast of upper New Jersey.

So you might want to pay a little attention to this one.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 05:31 PM (EgwCt)

301 his friend's mom came back from work, went to use the bathroom & started screaming hysterically at the huge pile of shit in the cat box. She thought the cat was sick

I am dying laughing. Oh my word, that is priceless.

Posted by: no good deed at September 01, 2017 05:31 PM (eIQHF)

302 300
So you might want to pay a little attention to this one.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 05:31 PM (EgwCt)

Oh fuck, not again. Let's hope it hits Greenland or something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

303 In keeping with theme, when we went to Port Aransas on Wednesday, where Harvey's eye hit, we knew there was no electricity, water or sewer, plus precious few port a pots and little landscaping left to pee in. This was just for the day because everyone still has to be off the island by 8.

I've never peed in a bucket before, but I put one in the truck to use just in case. I also brought garbage bags to line it, and Huggies to soak up the mess so it wouldn't slosh around. Pretty slick, eh? But in Ace-like fashion, I was so dehydrated I didn't need it. My husband used the one portapot right after another guy pooped in there, so I was glad to hold it until we left the island with a couple of pieces of art and the perishable contents of our fridge.

Posted by: stace at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (JGVnY)

304 Ah. You might like Shaolin Soccer, then.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (v3pYe)

-

Thanks. I've already told my wife we're going to find everything else the Hustle guy has done.

We just watched it on a lark, too. Neither of us care for kung fu movies, but it was super fun.

The old kung fu masters acted the heck out of their roles, too. Especially the old smoking lady.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (rjrh3)

305 I hsve to be honest

Our local people were way better than the weather channel

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (Jsf4i)

306 This thread is all wee-weed up!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (0jtPF)

307 Barry has comforted the residents of TX with "Let me be clear" and "This is not who we are."

Hillary has donated some of Bill's old underwear, and Moochelle is sending a crate of her school meals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (PY9jH)

308 A friend of mine just posted a pic of propeller marks on top of his neighbor's minivan. You sure don't see that every day.

Posted by: no good deed at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (eIQHF)

309 Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at September 01, 2017 05:25 PM (rjrh3)

Roll Tide, son.

I have only been a hardcore Razorback since we moved here a few years ago, not an alumnus! Bear Bryant was from Forsyth, though.

I went to Alabama for a year, but didn't graduate.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:33 PM (ihmYw)

310 -- Is Turkey collecting hostages? Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:18 PM (gIRsn)
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Merkel and Erdogan are BFFs. Turks are allows to vote in Germany. Of course, that is not reciprocal but the MuzzieBros own Germany.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 05:33 PM (MIKMs)

311 292 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:29 PM (ihmYw)

This redneck thing. I have heard of them, yes, but have yet to see one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

312 I hsve to be honest

Our local people were way better than the weather channel

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (Jsf4i)

The Weather Channel is the hysterical Sally Kohns of meteorology.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:33 PM (Jcg9Q)

313 Shaolin Soccer was a response to the popularity of Kung Fu Hustle, it's a piece of shit movie designed only to make money off a false pretense.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2017 05:33 PM (zTp4o)

314 Kamau, kamau wherever you are!

Posted by: Ollie Oxenfree at September 01, 2017 05:33 PM (/qEW2)

315 I want storms to be named after African Americans!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)

316 Hillary has donated some of Bill's old underwear, and Moochelle is sending a crate of her school meals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (PY9jH)

In all fairness, one Wookie with a Bowcaster can only do so much.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (fiGNd)

317 I missed the V tales? And I have such a good one about ensuring proper grounding during electro-cauterization.

Posted by: Fish at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (DocJF)

318 I hsve to be honest

Our local people were way better than the weather channel

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (Jsf4i)

Yeah, our local meteorologists are actually way better than the drama queens at the Weather Channel.

If Joe Bastardi goes on Fox and says the SE is f*cked, then I get seriously worried.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (PY9jH)

319 My knowledge of pop culture tells me that the appropriate course of action here is to teach the child how to murder only other serial killers.

I kept waiting for him to bang his sister. How could Dexter never bang his sister?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (gIRsn)

320
Kamau-Mau. Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:35 PM (mbhDw)

321 I have to believe that a movie about the Cajun Navy would be better than the really awful Dunkirk.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:35 PM (uRe+P)

322 Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee
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Wait...'Jackson-Lee'?

Man, I am so triggered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2017 05:35 PM (9tO1t)

323 Jersey to the Caribbean is a helluva big variant.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:35 PM (ihmYw)

324 Why would someone go in the litter box rather than the john? It can't be because it's easier.

Because it's there?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at September 01, 2017 05:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

325 I missed the V tales? And I have such a good one about ensuring proper grounding during electro-cauterization.

Posted by: Fish at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (DocJF)

Feel free to enlighten the 'rons. Especially Sefton.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:35 PM (PY9jH)

326 315 I want storms to be named after African Americans!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)

Shaqwanda, Lemonjello, Alopecia, X....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:35 PM (mbhDw)

327 I want storms to be named after African Americans!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)

Because there's never been a black woman named Irma?

Or a black man named Harvey?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 01, 2017 05:35 PM (sGSvK)

328 I would love for a Hurricane Guido to hit the Jersey shore.

Yes I'm awful.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:36 PM (qJtVm)

329 I kept waiting for him to bang his sister. How could Dexter never bang his sister?

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Come on. He's a just a sociopath, not a GRRM character

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at September 01, 2017 05:36 PM (uQcUm)

330 A late, but strong, entry in this year's Jake Lingle Memorial Award for Journalistic Integrity. The award is administered publicly, and in the back of the head.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 01, 2017 05:36 PM (rznWS)

331 328 I would love for a Hurricane Guido to hit the Jersey shore.

Yes I'm awful.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:36 PM (qJtVm)

The only appropriate name for a hurricane aimed at Jersey would be "Carter."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

332 "Imagine a toilet swirling and going down faster and faster. "

Caracas?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (SZ2wM)

333
Guess who's mort, now.

The Six Million Dollar Man's boss, that's who.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (ETs8v)

334 I would love for a Hurricane Guido to hit the Jersey shore.

Yes I'm awful.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:36 PM (qJtVm)

Have "Snooky" or "The Situation" been used yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (PY9jH)

335 Irma is gonna hit the Carribean, so the next is Jamal.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (MIKMs)

336
Oscar Goldman is Muerte.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (ETs8v)

337 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

You have much yet in life to look forward to!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (ihmYw)

338
Richard Anderson is mortadella.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (ETs8v)

339
Oh fuck, not again. Let's hope it hits Greenland or something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

The worst part is, once the Hurricane is above certain degrees of latitude it gets all technical and they can't call it a hurricane anymore. Because hurricanes are 'tropical' and NYC isn't in the tropics.

The worst case scenario for NYC in a rapidly decaying former hurricane is pretty damn horrific. I think Joe Bastardi wrote about it a while ago, actually predicted it.

It would make Sandy look like a late afternoon shower.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 05:38 PM (EgwCt)

340 336 Oscar Goldman is Muerte.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (ETs8v)

Still, evidently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

341
Richard Dean Anderson, who is not half the man Richard Anderson is, is still alive.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 01, 2017 05:38 PM (ETs8v)

342 Short answer. I wasn't, and told the doc so....so he asked was I sure and proceeded to set voltage the vas again.

Posted by: Fish now known as curly at September 01, 2017 05:38 PM (DocJF)

343
The only appropriate name for a hurricane aimed at Jersey would be "Carter."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)
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Then it slips over to Toronto.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:38 PM (qJtVm)

344 Irma is gonna hit the Carribean, so the next is Jamal.

If the one after that is named Kamal we're back on topic.

How is this not a shart thread yet?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:38 PM (gIRsn)

345 344 Irma is gonna hit the Carribean, so the next is Jamal.

If the one after that is named Kamal we're back on topic.

How is this not a shart thread yet?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:38 PM (gIRsn)

Kamala-toe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:39 PM (mbhDw)

346 A man come home to find his dog had gotten out of the fenced yard and was worrying at something. When he went to look at it, he saw that it was the next door neighbor's cat, dead. He was trying to figure out what to do with the cat when he noticed that the neighbor wasn't home, and, though it was really dirty, the cat was not torn up. So he formed a plan. He washed the dead cat clean, dried her with a blow dryer and placed on the porch glider at the neighbors house, as though she had just passed in her sleep. Satisfied, he went back home and waited. He heard the neighbor come home, and then a few minutes later, a scream. He rushed over and found the neighbor lady standing mute and pointing a trembling finger at the cat. Playing his part, he went over felt the coldness of the cat and said 'Ma'am, I think your cat is death.' The woman looked at him with wide eyes and said 'I know! I buried her this morning, AND SHE'S BACK!'

Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 01, 2017 05:39 PM (QQ+il)

347 Richard Anderson was one of those actors whose name I never knew until they pass away.

I call that the JT Walsh Syndrome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (sGSvK)

348 A friend of mine just posted a pic of propeller marks on top of his neighbor's minivan. You sure don't see that every day.
Posted by: no good deed at September 01, 2017 05:32 PM (eIQHF)

This isn't the first time that a manatee and a minivan have been confused.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (Mouru)

349 Actually, the next hurricane is Jose I believe.

Will need to stock up on tequila for that one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (PY9jH)

350 drunken, late night confession, a friend of mine once told me that one day when he was in high school, he went to a friend's home after school to play video games. He had to take a dump, and went to the bathroom, and saw the cat litter pan right next to the toilet, so he figured "what the hell?" & shit in the cat pan, then went back to playing video games. Shortly after that, his friend's mom came back from work, went to use the bathroom & started screaming hysterically at the huge pile of shit in the cat box. She thought the cat was sick, they took it to the vet, did all these tests, kept it over night, wound up costing almost $1,000.
Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (ANIFC)

HAHAHA

After Football practice me and my best friend were waiting for our rides in the gym they locked up the bathroom so my friend Climbed up the Bleachers they were closed so he had to climb to the press box and took a crap. They didn't find it until Basketball season stated. They never knew who did it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (dKiJG)

351 Hurricane Bawannabananapeelinatree

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (MCEs2)

352 In all the years they've been naming hurricanes, have they ever used a name more than once?

Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (ANIFC)

353 315 I want storms to be named after African Americans!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)
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To be honest, I would welcome that.
Especially hurricanes D'Brickashaw, Plexico, and Barkevious.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (0jtPF)

354 336
Oscar Goldman is Muerte.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 01, 2017 05:37 PM (ETs8v)

The lunch meat magnate?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (0mRoj)

355 That cat litter story is legendary.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 05:41 PM (Hucnr)

356 In all the years they've been naming hurricanes, have they ever used a name more than once?

Do "Robert" and "Bob" count?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:41 PM (Mouru)

357 Mr Bandersnatch,

I think you speak the German? There have been a few news bits about a new Turk political party in Germany. I understand the Swabiisch better than I speak or read, so I only glean a little. Mutti and the insane one are at odds right now. Ursula has pulled all the germs mil out of incirlik and is trying to get them set up in Jordan.

Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:41 PM (nbpov)

358
Emanuel Goldstein can't be dead. What would the Left do?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

359 Posted by: josephistan at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (ANIFC)

I swear I've heard that exact story before.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at September 01, 2017 05:41 PM (uQcUm)

360 304 Ah. You might like Shaolin Soccer, then.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 01, 2017 05:27 PM (v3pYe)

Thanks. I've already told my wife we're going to find everything else the Hustle guy has done.

We just watched it on a lark, too. Neither of us care for kung fu movies, but it was super fun.

Hmm. I thought Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer were the only two of his films I'd seen, but Wikipedia tells me he was the producer for the Dragonball movie. I liked that, too, but I'm pretty certain y'all know by now that I have no taste.

There's a channel on the DirecTV box that does kickflicks every now and then (flying five-finger one-armed Shaolin exploding death touch Tuesdays, primarily). Some of them are quite good, but most of them are meh. They all seem to have been done by an outfit called the Shaw Brothers, who really need to learn how to properly end a movie. My favorites of that bunch are the ones involving the one-armed swordsman.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 01, 2017 05:42 PM (v3pYe)

361 I want storms to be named after African Americans!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)

I nominate "Hurricane Ruben Hurricane Carter" for the first one. It's already got a song and everything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:42 PM (Mouru)

362 353 315 I want storms to be named after African Americans!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)

*****

I think we can do more here. Kinda like Taser Face in Guardians II.
Maybe Coast Crusher
Or 'Canes Crazy.

Thoughts?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:43 PM (uRe+P)

363 The cat box caper would have been even funnier if he covered up his crime and tracked litter on the bathroom floor.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 01, 2017 05:43 PM (qJtVm)

364 Hurricane Michelle would be a mean one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:44 PM (PY9jH)

365 Actually, the next hurricane is Jose I believe.

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No way!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 01, 2017 05:44 PM (gC2IV)

366 In all the years they've been naming hurricanes, have they ever used a name more than once?

Yes, but they do retire significant storm names. There will likely never be another Hurricane Harvey.

Posted by: no good deed at September 01, 2017 05:44 PM (eIQHF)

367 I want storms to be named after African Americans!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 01, 2017 05:34 PM (9tO1t)

I nominate "Hurricane Ruben Hurricane Carter" for the first one. It's already got a song and everything.
Posted by: Cicero

Hurricane Huggy Bear

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2017 05:44 PM (UC5ui)

368 Bander, we already have the "L" named storm here off Baja.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (6Ll1u)

369 347 Richard Anderson was one of those actors whose name I never knew until they pass away.

I call that the JT Walsh Syndrome.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 01, 2017 05:40 PM (sGSvK)

A very old and dear friend of mine is probably right now on a similar career track to Anderson. No way will he ever be a leading man, but he has had a 30 year career as a solid character and supporting role actor in well over 150 films and maybe 80 TV shows.

He gets recognized on the street, but it's a very comfortable level of fame. And he will never want for work. Lucky bastard is set for life.

That said, he's one of us politically and I warn him constantly not to talk politics ever. To anyone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (mbhDw)

370 Hurricane Widow Maker.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (Hucnr)

371 365 Actually, the next hurricane is Jose I believe.

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No way!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 01, 2017 05:44 PM (gC2IV)

Mini-storm afterwards is Hose B.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (mbhDw)

372 I'll listen to Eiffel Tower Lockdown after Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)

373 Hurricane Barack. It would poop out before hitting the racist US and peter out in the Atlantic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (PY9jH)

374 Hurricane Michelle would be a mean one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Hurricane Hillary

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (UC5ui)

375 Earthquakes should get names.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 01, 2017 05:46 PM (QQ+il)

376 we had a basic-training exercise in my British high school over the summer after fourth form (=ninth grade). after two days of hiking and camping, I had to take a dump real bad. we got to the outskirts of a small Welsh village and the assholes in my group said, no more, we are stopping here. couldn't go the next few hundred feed into town for whatever toilets might be there.

so I dropped a foot long in the woods outside town.

I was told that the villagers found that loaf and complained to the school. fortunately the others didn't rat me out.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2017 05:46 PM (SZ2wM)

377 Excuse me, but isn't it a problem to have male storm names and female storm names and not some sort of bullshit transgender name representation?

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2017 05:46 PM (Sfs6o)

378 Hurricane Badmammajamma

(Another denouncement)

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2017 05:46 PM (MCEs2)

379 I cannot believe the Horde hasn't mentioned the asteroid that narrowly missed earth today. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (PY9jH)

380 Hurricane Come at Me Bro.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (Hucnr)

381 375 Earthquakes should get names.
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 01, 2017 05:46 PM (QQ+il)

Quisp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw)

382 Hurricane Hillary
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (UC5ui)

Weaves toward the coast unpredictably, makes a mess onshore but doesn't shatter any glass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (Mouru)

383

Let's not forget fake news outlet cnn stoked the flames in Ferguson, MO for as long as they could, instigating RIOTS for many nights.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (ETs8v)

384
Hurricane Punk-ass Bitch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw)

385 That said, he's one of us politically and I warn him constantly not to talk politics ever. To anyone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (mbhDw)
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Have you told him about us? He might like it here.

Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (UoSKV)

386
Richard Anderson was one of those actors whose name I never knew until they pass away.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (IqV8l)

387 Irma-geddon!

Posted by: Hurricane Moesha at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (/qEW2)

388 I think you speak the German? There have been a few news bits about a new Turk political party in Germany.

I don't know much about it but I just looked it up. There were a bunch of stories from June of last year.

An Erdogan supporter was founding a Turkish party in Germany. His big idea was refugees in proportion to military weapons exports, i.e. if you're 30 percent of weapons exports you take 30 percent of the refugees.

I think there's a reason I haven't heard more of them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (gIRsn)

389 Who were the White Supremacists in Berkeley? A Japanese guy and a Samoan.

A Beating in Berkeley

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9h4h5rx

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 01, 2017 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

390 Richard Anderson is the reason we have a Richard Dean Anderson.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 05:48 PM (QQ+il)

391 For some reason, "Hurricane Steve" doesn't strike fear in my heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:48 PM (PY9jH)

392 379 - asteroid...

More than 10 miles away so doesn't count

(Am I playing that right?)

Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:49 PM (nbpov)

393 Try KUNG POW, Enter the Fist.

The actor is digitally inserted into some old Kung Fu movies they even mismatch the dubbing so it's like the Old Kung Fu theater movies.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 01, 2017 05:49 PM (dKiJG)

394 Richard Anderson is the reason we have a Richard Dean Anderson.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 05:48 PM (QQ+il)

What explains me then?

Posted by: Harry Dean Stanton at September 01, 2017 05:49 PM (Mouru)

395 Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 01, 2017 05:39 PM (QQ+il)

ROTFL !!!!!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 05:49 PM (QC/4S)

396 Hurricane Yoko.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:49 PM (PY9jH)

397 385
Have you told him about us? He might like it here.
Posted by: bluebell at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (UoSKV)

Yes but he's illiterate. No, not really that, but he's just not the writing kind of person.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:49 PM (mbhDw)

398 Quisp.

Oh, well done. You have to be a certain age, but well done.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:50 PM (gIRsn)

399 Hurricane Shizzle. Hurricane Word.

Posted by: Hurricane Moesha at September 01, 2017 05:50 PM (/qEW2)

400 Hurricane Yoko.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:49 PM (PY9jH)

The wind doesn't just howl, it screeches.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 01, 2017 05:50 PM (T71PA)

401 Hodorcane Hodor!

Posted by: Hodor at September 01, 2017 05:51 PM (ANIFC)

402 346 Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at September 01, 2017 05:39 PM (QQ+il)

Excellent!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:51 PM (mbhDw)

403

Richard Anderson was just about the hardest workin' man in show business. He was in just about every major show back in the late '50s through the '70s.

I hope MeTV does a tribute to him.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 01, 2017 05:51 PM (8O3HH)

404 IF we had an AG that wasn't picking lint out of his ear hole, these assholes would be in prison. There would be no crowd to incite.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 01, 2017 05:51 PM (mcI77)

405 This storm was one of the most powerful in history. All of the experts were unanimous in their predictions. Landfall was inevitable. Then hurricane Hillary collapsed. What happened?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 01, 2017 05:51 PM (gC2IV)

406 Hurricane Chardonnay Zinfandel

(Knew someone with that name, n joke)

Posted by: Euro at September 01, 2017 05:52 PM (nbpov)

407 Tropical storms get the name designation, if they strengthen into hurricanes they keep the same name.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2017 05:52 PM (6Ll1u)

408
This storm was one of the most powerful in history. All of the experts
were unanimous in their predictions. Landfall was inevitable. Then
hurricane Hillary collapsed. What happened?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 01, 2017 05:51 PM (gC2IV)

Tropical Storm Trump sucked all the energy out of the atmosphere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:53 PM (PY9jH)

409 Hurricane Tropical Depression #7.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2017 05:53 PM (QQ+il)

410 403 Richard Anderson was just about the hardest workin' man in show business. He was in just about every major show back in the late '50s through the '70s.

I hope MeTV does a tribute to him.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 01, 2017 05:51 PM (8O3HH)

About the only actor who worked harder perhaps was William Schallert, who passed away recently at about 93 IIRC. Famous for Poppa on the Patty Duke Show as well as the commissioner on the classic Trek "Tribbles" episode.

At one point from about the mid 60s through the 70s, he was either a series regular or guest on virtually every network TV show.

Look up his IMDB credits. Vast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

411 Hurricane Widow Maker.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (Hucnr)

Since I'm 29 years of age and everyone moving onto my tree-lined street is younger, I have to patiently explain to them what a 'widow-maker' branch is.

The first couple of days after a storm I don't dare walk up my driveway until the leaves on the dead branches turn brown and they're obvious. Usually three days minimum.

All it takes is a squirrel jumping onto one of them and it's curtains. It is funny to hear a commotion in a tree and watch as a squirrel falls nearly a hundred feet to the ground and then tears off. You have to see it to believe it but those little suckers are resilient as hell.

The human head, struck by a hundred pound limb, not so much.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 05:53 PM (EgwCt)

412 "I cannot believe the Horde hasn't mentioned the asteroid that narrowly missed earth today. Seriously."

SMOD has forsaken us yet again.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 05:54 PM (ujwCG)

413 Tropical storms get the name designation, if they strengthen into hurricanes they keep the same name.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 01, 2017 05:52 PM (6Ll1u)

This is a big mistake. Once you give a tropical storm a name, it feels like it has to meet expectations and become a big hurricane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2017 05:54 PM (Mouru)

414 Hurricane Caitlyn. Stared out like a real hard on then pussed out.

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 05:54 PM (8b+oT)

415 Sharkicane

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2017 05:54 PM (Sfs6o)

416

Hurricane The Paolo.....

Posted by: The Paolo at September 01, 2017 05:55 PM (QC/4S)

417 412 "I cannot believe the Horde hasn't mentioned the asteroid that narrowly missed earth today. Seriously."

SMOD has forsaken us yet again.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2017 05:54 PM (ujwCG)

When it hits, I'll give it top billing on the Morning Report. Promise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)

418 But, please, whatever you do, don't take this endorsement as a sign of approval of Antifa or it wonderful actions and motivations.

- CNN overlords

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 01, 2017 05:55 PM (6n332)

419 >>>I highly recommend peeing in the back yard.
Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2017 04:55 PM (SnZyA)
Murder on your lawn though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton<<<

I did this to keep the dog and cat traffic out of my yard, but now the deer (does with fawns) and cottontail rabbits have taken over.

Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2017 05:55 PM (eLttb)

420 You aaare like a hurricane

You blow

Posted by: Neil Young at September 01, 2017 05:56 PM (gIRsn)

421 Harvey and Irma aren't names to intimidate anyone. Sounds like the names of next-door neighbors in a 50's sitcom. Hurricanes should have names like Doomhammer or Deathdealer.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 01, 2017 05:56 PM (ppaKI)

422 Since I'm 29 years of age and everyone moving onto
my tree-lined street is younger, I have to patiently explain to them
what a 'widow-maker' branch is.

The first couple of days after a storm I don't dare walk up my
driveway until the leaves on the dead branches turn brown and they're
obvious. Usually three days minimum.

All it takes is a squirrel jumping onto one of them and it's
curtains. It is funny to hear a commotion in a tree and watch as a
squirrel falls nearly a hundred feet to the ground and then tears off.
You have to see it to believe it but those little suckers are resilient
as hell.

The human head, struck by a hundred pound limb, not so much.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 01, 2017 05:53 PM (EgwCt)

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My poor idiot husband insisted on checking out the yard debris last year as the tropical storm was still blowing. I was an absolute wreck. A couple of weeks later we had to evacuate for Hurricane Matthew.

I was out running errands on the island earlier this week during a very brisk wind, and was nearly hit on the head by a falling branch that had probably been loosened during last October's storms. There were large branches down everywhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:56 PM (PY9jH)

423 421 Harvey and Irma aren't names to intimidate anyone. Sounds like the names of next-door neighbors in a 50's sitcom. Hurricanes should have names like Doomhammer or Deathdealer.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 01, 2017 05:56 PM (ppaKI)

My friends folks' names were Sid and Irma. Sounds like two Jewish grandparents, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:57 PM (mbhDw)

424 Hurricane Fo'Landra.

Oh No he didn't!.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2017 05:57 PM (5VlCp)

425 I'm standing on the outskirts of Hurricane Hillary.

We are experiencing liberal tears.

It's salty. I hear sobbing.

Back to you in the studio.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2017 05:57 PM (MCEs2)

426 Hurricanes should have names like Doomhammer or Deathdealer.

Then all the neo-Nazis would start rooting for them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:57 PM (gIRsn)

427 nood

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2017 05:58 PM (QC/4S)

428 I was just thinking about something ---
Black baseball players rarely have exotic names the way football and basketball players often do.
I mean native blacks.

But many non-native Hispanic blacks have goofy names like Osdrubal, Yangevis, Roughned, Aledmys, etc.

What that means I do not know.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 01, 2017 05:58 PM (0jtPF)

429 >> William Schallert

There's a name I didn't know, but yes, another face I've seen all the time in the classics. And he died in 2016, too. I remember that now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 01, 2017 05:59 PM (8O3HH)

430 Nude Comey or Nude Hillary, your call.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2017 05:59 PM (gIRsn)

431

Thats why Irma is hitting the Carribean and then Miami. Shes a nice Jewish hurrican

Harvey was a dick

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2017 05:59 PM (PFwbc)

432 385 That said, he's one of us politically and I warn him constantly not to talk politics ever. To anyone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2017 05:45 PM (mbhDw)

****

Ditto JJ.
I know a young lady who is a C Lister at best but she's done a few TV shows and parts in a couple movies.
She owes her break to a cameraman who had seen her resume when doing an audition.
In it she said she could fieldstrip an M1A1 and reassemble it in less than 60 seconds.
The cameraman was a former Marine.
She demonstrated and he made sure the camera was very friendly to her.
She got the role.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 05:59 PM (uRe+P)

433 Last night we had a helluva storm come through from Harvey.

I was folding towels in the bedroom, and a bolt of lightning hit right outside the bedroom. Lit the whole room up bigly. I literally jumped like a cat.

You could feel the house shake a bit. It was....interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 06:00 PM (PY9jH)

434 SMOD has forsaken us yet again.
--

That near-miss today was named "Florence". Didn't know they named asteroids. (I was expecting a kind of serial number.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 06:00 PM (10LGw)

435 379 I cannot believe the Horde hasn't mentioned the asteroid that narrowly missed earth today. Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 05:47 PM (PY9jH)

I had my softball glove in the closet ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 06:01 PM (fiGNd)

436 Actually, if they named storms after heavy metal bands, that would work as well. Hurricane Cannibal Corpse or Tropical Storm Godflesh should get everyone's attention.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 01, 2017 06:02 PM (ppaKI)

437 434 SMOD has forsaken us yet again.
--

That near-miss today was named "Florence". Didn't know they named asteroids. (I was expecting a kind of serial number.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 06:00 PM (10LGw)

****

You have a hemroid.
You love your hemroid.
You name it Florence.

What? Oh. Asteroid.
Sorry. My bad.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2017 06:05 PM (uRe+P)

438 "No gender holds the award for stupid stuff.

and some you don't remember

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 01, 2017 05:24 PM (fceHP) "

Actually, I think one of the great moderating influences in my life, over time, has been that no matter how drunk I got, I can remember everything I did in excruciating detail.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 01, 2017 06:28 PM (Umfx1)

439 You could feel the house shake a bit. It was....interesting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2017 06:00 PM (PY9jH)

Sorry ... that's just my speakers.

Requests ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2017 06:28 PM (fiGNd)

440 Sadly, the seals have figured out not to go onto a show hosted by a shark.

Posted by: davedavedavearf at September 01, 2017 06:41 PM (BLayO)

441 434
That near-miss today was named "Florence". Didn't know they named asteroids. (I was expecting a kind of serial number.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 01, 2017 06:00 PM (10LGw)

They do have numbers. This one was 3122 Florence.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7qvmh62

They're all assigned numbers when they are discovered, and eventually the more prominent ones are given names.

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CNN Host Takes Bullhorn and Whips Up Antifa Crowd;
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