Radical Palestinian Shill Embraced By Mainstream Left Now Fundraising For Her <i>Advocacy and Organizing Efforts</i> Under the Rubric of "Donations for Hurricane Relief"

Radical Palestinian Shill Embraced By Mainstream Left Now Fundraising For Her Advocacy and Organizing Efforts Under the Rubric of "Donations for Hurricane Relief"

Darling of the SJW Left, Linda Sarsour, keeping it classy as always:

So Linda Sarsour is attempting to exploit the victims of Hurricane #Harvey by fundraising off of the disaster. What a fraud. pic.twitter.com/L2ErQLdP3y
— Nick Short 🇺🇸 (@PoliticalShort) August 30, 2017

She immediately blamed the condemnation for her soliciting political donations in the guise of hurricane relief on the "alt-right" putting on the Adolph Hitler Mustache Bat Signal.

Well, looks like the increasingly prog-symp* Weekly Standard is now a proud member of the alt-right:

ut the page’s donation button doesn’t direct funds to any of the actual groups currently involved in Hurricane relief, like the Houston Food Bank, the Greater Houston Community Foundation or the Texas Diaper Bank. Instead, the page funnels money to the “Texas Organizing Project Education Fund,” a nonprofit dedicated to “advancing racial and economic justice through community and electoral organizing.”
Have these advocates of justice decided to help provide food or shelter for the displaced? Not exactly. “All donations made here will only be used to organize in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey,” the group announced on its Facebook page. “Together we will organize and advocate for our devastated communities, shining a spotlight on inequalities that emerge in the restoration of lives, livelihoods, and homes, amplifying the needs of hard-hit communities, and providing legal assistance for residents wrongfully denied government support.”

The writer notes that TOP has previously used money to organize, after the fact, for money from the government (what a shock) after disasters, but obviously, when people see "Hurricane relief" as a cause, they're thinking the money is going to direct, immediate relief. Like food and potable water and shelter. Not to Linda Sarsour's donation-parasite community organizers.

* Although Steven Hayes and Jon V. Last are taking the once gloriously mediocre magazine into a brave new direction of full-on country club progressivism, there are good writers there, like Lee Smith, Mark Hemingway, Andrew Fergusson, and Chris Caldwell.

Alas, we see less and less of them anymore.

Flashback: Linda Sarsour, professional donation parasite.

Posted by: Ace at 04:24 PM

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1
She should have said the money goes to exterminate the filthy Yahoods.

/s or not?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

2
Sarsour and Farfour,
Farfour and Sarsour,
Let's KEEEEEEL the whole thing off....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

3 So what's the problem? The palestinians love Hitler.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (Mouru)

4
Ace:

I think everyone else took your advice last night and ditched the blog for crocheting and wood carving.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

5 Linda Sarsour, professional grievance monger.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (mM9pD)

6 4
Ace:

I think everyone else took your advice last night and ditched the blog for crocheting and wood carving.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

I'm in training next few days but hopefully I'll be back to wasting time here next week

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (mM9pD)

7 Courtney love will be coming after her again

Posted by: NCKate at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (gBS4H)

8 3 So what's the problem? The palestinians love Hitler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (Mouru)

It's funny how on the one hand they claim the Holocaust was a myth and then a nanosecond later say Hitler didn't go far enough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)

9 She is evil.
Glad she's getting caught for this.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

10 I'm not within 10 miles of Sarsour so I can't be outraged.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (cAnNx)

11 One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (Mouru)

12 Islamophobia is to blame, no doubt.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (7HtZB)

13 5 Linda Sarsour, professional grievance monger.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (mM9pD)

Will Gloria Steinem offer up her desiccated bud on the altar of Islam for her best bud?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:29 PM (mbhDw)

14 I'm not within 10 miles of Sarsour so I can't be outraged.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (cAnNx)

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That.... and you're dead.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

15 "One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."

Hey, you already did!

Posted by: Chris M at August 30, 2017 04:29 PM (eAZVt)

16 11 One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (Mouru)

"It's the real thing,
what the world wants today...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)

17

She literally learned it from Al Sharpton

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (8tl2F)

18 Professional bee-yotch.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (0tfLf)

19 1
She should have said the money goes to exterminate the filthy Yahoods.

/s or not?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

Money would start pouring in from college campuses.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (0mRoj)

20 In before Toby and Country Boy!

Posted by: The Scorpion at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (QQ+il)

21 Didja see they have a Harvey charity where you don't have to worry about any of your money going to those damn dirty white people?

https://tinyurl.com/ybyzs56a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (Nwg0u)

22 She's no cake girl.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (0tfLf)

23 But the page's donation button doesn't direct funds to any of the actual groups currently involved in Hurricane relief, like the Houston Food Bank, the Greater Houston Community Foundation or the Texas Diaper Bank.

Wait. Texas has a Diaper Bank?

HUMA! GET IN HERE! AND BRING A PEN!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (Mouru)

24 She's awful and disgusting.

Posted by: a flea with yersinia pestis at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (fSiAi)

25 So would it be too far off the mark to call her a terrorist bankroller/ front woman? Should not she be investigated by the FBI, as she is operating in the United States?

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (zSVEm)

26 What percent of conservatives do you think are happy when a terrorist kills folks in California or a dozen blacks are shot on a slow Tuesday in Chicago?

Now, what percent of liberals do you think are happy about current events in Texas?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (rjrh3)

27 Wait...

She is misleading people who are sympathetic to helping those who are in need?

No way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (J+eG2)

28 They're not fans of her over at JihadWatch either.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (aT+Bx)

29 No shame.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (HgMAr)

30 I saw Adolph Hitler Mustache Bat Signal open for Pink Frilly Einsatzgruppe at the Sportpalast in '42.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (QDnY+)

31 zzzzzZZZZzzzzz

Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (QQ+il)

32 The world would be just that much better without Linda Sarsour in it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)

33 Nope, I wouldn't... not even if she were on fire.

(having actually been on fire once I can speak to this.)

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (UmSfZ)

34 She got massively trolled this morning.

http://tinyurl.com/y9znr2yv

Hilarous.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (O5Q3r)

35 test

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (QDnY+)

36 30 I saw Adolph Hitler Mustache Bat Signal open for Pink Frilly Einsatzgruppe at the Sportpalast in '42.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (QDnY+)

Borderline, but it got a chuckle, you momzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (mbhDw)

37 GRRRLLLL PWWWRRR! Can't wait till we hear about her clitorectomy.

Speaking of "powerful grrrrlz," are any pink pussy hats wearers in TX or LA helping out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (PY9jH)

38 (having actually been on fire once I can speak to this.)
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (UmSfZ)

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*Spock-eyebrow*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

39 Wait...

She is misleading people who are sympathetic to helping those who are in need?

No way.

Hungry? Cuz we're having taqiyas!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (Mouru)

40 This is about as low as you can get....

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (so+oy)

41 Hmm...I find her website makes me half creeped out and half totally disgusted.

Posted by: Cake Girl at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (5rdJ4)

42 It's taqiyya all the way down. Lying, cheating, stealing...anything's fair game in the service of the pagan moon god Allah.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (0mRoj)

43 JJ, happy to make it to "borderline"!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

44 >>Now, what percent of liberals do you think are happy about current events in Texas?

Which is odd since Houston went for Hillary.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (/tuJf)

45 I think everyone else took your advice last night and ditched the blog for crocheting and wood carving.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

*huffs angrily* Good sir, I must inform you that I knit, not crochet!

"Two needles are better than one!"

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (XKZwp)

46 "One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."
...........

Rocket science.

Posted by: NASA at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)

47 I need help here. How can I say what I feel about these 'people' without using the Lord's name in vain? I am serious about this.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 04:35 PM (zLDYs)

48 She got massively trolled this morning.

http://tinyurl.com/y9znr2yv

Hilarous.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (O5Q3r)

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That.was.AWESOME

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

49 She got massively trolled this morning.

http://tinyurl.com/y9znr2yv

Hilarous.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (O5Q3r)

LOL. Epic trolling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 04:35 PM (PY9jH)

50 willowed:

Jesus saves. But Moses invests.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (bjWNl)

Invest? Dude, it's a pyramid scheme.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (0mRoj)

Back
in the early days of the internet, I read a proposal for restructuring
church tithing along the lines of multi-level marketing. That is, if you
went out and brought in new tithers, a portion of their tithe would be
kicked back to you. So if you established a good 'downline', you'd get
rich.

The guy obviously meant it as an anti-MLM parody, but it sounded so realistic, I was afraid someone might actually try it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:35 PM (bjWNl)

51 42

It's taqiyya all the way down. Lying, cheating, stealing...anything's fair game in the service of the pagan moon god Allah.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (0mRoj)

Yes. That she is able to act this way, with impunity, shows how compromised our government has become.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:36 PM (zSVEm)

52 sooooo....

Its a racial grievance bitch fund...

How.... interesting...

Posted by: Don Quixote, looking for a new Party at August 30, 2017 04:36 PM (NgKpN)

53 " (having actually been on fire once I can speak to this.) "

Burning sensation during urination is not being on fire.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:36 PM (J+eG2)

54 40 This is about as low as you can get....
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (so+oy)

In 1918, there was a subway accident in NYC that killed 98 people. Within minutes, human jackals descended into the tunnel and began stripping the dead and injured of their jewelry and money.

The Sarsour spirit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)

55 It's the Human Fund

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (493sH)

56 Am I a terrible person for imagining her accidentally blowing herself up as she works with her Muzz breathren in a bomb making facility?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (PY9jH)

57 One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."
...........

Rocket science.
Posted by: NASA

Ancient ocean exploration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (Nwg0u)

58
I liked her song "Where Do You Go To My Lovely", though.

Posted by: wait, what? at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (+INtM)

59 One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."
...........

Rocket science.
Posted by: NASA

Ancient ocean exploration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (Nwg0u)

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The Zero.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

60 This woman is literally a terrorist who has killed people, and she's a darling of the Left. Don't think for an instant that they want peace with us.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (7HtZB)

61 People who infect children's hospitals with ransomware > Sarsour.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (2wRtc)

62 One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."

...........

Rocket science.

Posted by: NASA

Ancient ocean exploration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (Nwg0u)
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Clock making.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (PY9jH)

63 45
"Two needles are better than one!"
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (XKZwp)

Rosy Grier Hardest Hit.

Love how the Brits pronounce macrame muh-CROM-ee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

64 Back in the early days of the internet, I read a proposal for restructuring church tithing along the lines of multi-level marketing.

__

Tell me more. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joel Osteen at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (H5knJ)

65 The Sarsour spirit.

She would have been one of the Eastern Europeans who gave Jews in the cattle cars a cup of water in exchange for their jewelry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (Mouru)

66 We'll let you take shelter in the mosque, but first, you must recite the Shahada.

Posted by: Linda Sarsour at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

67 59
The Zero.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

Yeah, the did drop Obama on the world, for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

68 "Two needles are better than one!"

does feel that way sometimes

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (fSiAi)

69 66 We'll let you take shelter in the mosque, but first, you must recite the Shahada.
Posted by: Linda Sarsour at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

Jamal Osteen?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

70 >>> Hungry? Cuz we're having taqiyas!

It's another taqiyya sunrise...

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (hvf9s)

71 OT: apparently the march on DC (which was then going to "occupy" it) has fizzled and dissolved like a Volkssturm counter-offensive in the Berlin suburbs in the spring of '45. Mostly dispersed on its second day.

No word yet on reactions from Paul Ryan or Gary Cohn.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 04:40 PM (QDnY+)

72 Are we sure she's not a hell spawn of Soros?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 04:40 PM (PY9jH)

73 >>>"Hurricane relief" as a cause, they're thinking the money is going to direct, immediate relief. Like food and potable water and shelter.

It will provide relief for the shameful lack of tunnels between Gaza and Israel.

Posted by: Linda Sarsour at August 30, 2017 04:40 PM (/qEW2)

74 65 The Sarsour spirit.

She would have been one of the Eastern Europeans who gave Jews in the cattle cars a cup of water in exchange for their jewelry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (Mouru)

A cup of no water. How do you say "psyche!" in Philistinian?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

75 Believe this is a few hundred miles away, so definitely not my problem

Posted by: Musa acuminata 7-10 gentleman at August 30, 2017 04:41 PM (6In9t)

76 We'll let you take shelter in the mosque, but first, you must recite the Shahada.

Posted by: Linda Sarsour at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

Was that the 50s retro group with Bowzer? I can never remember their lyrics

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 04:41 PM (493sH)

77 I have neither bone to pick or standing next to Joel Osteen in Houston but those on the radio talk shows today did. But didn't here 1 call about a mosque opening up for victims.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 04:41 PM (pPKG5)

78 Reminds me of the United Way saying that my money would go to BSA. Yeah, not unless I gave directly to BSA. Bunch of liars.

Posted by: NCKate at August 30, 2017 04:41 PM (gBS4H)

79 These people had better hope that the Right never takes the spirit of " direct action" to heart.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:41 PM (zSVEm)

80
They gave us aviation. Just the flying; not the takeoffs and landings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)

81 She is a cunt. There, I said it.

Posted by: oddnot is fed up at August 30, 2017 04:42 PM (g1MTt)

82 Is Linda Sarsour an actual Palestinian Arab? Or is she just a dumb white broad who married a Muslim? She doesn't really look or talk like any Palestinians I know---and I'm in Paterson, NJ--second only to Dearborn....

Either way, she's POS.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:42 PM (7uYFy)

83 And I expect that a good amount of it would go into Linda's Sarsour's own pocket for her "organizing" ability

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:43 PM (iVOAv)

84 37 GRRRLLLL PWWWRRR! Can't wait till we hear about her clitorectomy.

Speaking of "powerful grrrrlz," are any pink pussy hats wearers in TX or LA helping out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (PY9jH)

As rare as an eclipse: Joy Behar's mouth is shut tight on this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

85 "Linda Sarsour's Hurrican Relief Telethon"

a Pali-wood production

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 04:43 PM (2wRtc)

86 One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."

-

I can only think of one or two other groups that have shown anywhere near their ability to improve average peoples situational awareness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (rjrh3)

87 83 And I expect that a good amount of it would go into Linda's Sarsour's own pocket for her "organizing" ability
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:43 PM (iVOAv)

Husband's pocket for sure. I assume she is owned by some Achmed dude somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

88 *huffs angrily* Good sir, I must inform you that I knit, not crochet!

My last girlfriend was really interested in needlepoint. Or stitching, I think there's a different name. Or there's something else that's exactly like that but you're supposed to know the difference and use the other word.

One of the main benefits of breaking up was that I don't have to pretend to like it, much less know what the word is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (gIRsn)

89 Chads can hang, but not swindlers? Time for the bull whips to be dusted off. Or maybe just public caning.

Posted by: goon at August 30, 2017 04:45 PM (EaQ6/)

90 She ought to go peddle England, they seem to want to join the Caliphate

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 04:45 PM (pPKG5)

91 I cannot imagine how our governmeny, as constituted currently, will ever lift a finger to halt her actions, or the host of others on the Left/ Terrorist side.

We just don't have either the will, or worse, the inclination, to do so.
This European attitude in Washington could be our undoing.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (zSVEm)

92 90 She ought to go peddle England, they seem to want to join the Caliphate
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 04:45 PM (pPKG5)

Caliphate. What will ultimately happen to California.

Calif Fate. Get it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

93 Reminds me of the United Way saying that my money would go to BSA. Yeah, not unless I gave directly to BSA. Bunch of liars.
---

I had radio Hannity on this afternoon, and he had on the My Pillow guy. He's donating 60,000 pillows to the people in Houston. Seems like a really nice guy. He's got a new charity as well, lindellfoundation.org

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx)

94 >>> *huffs angrily* Good sir, I must inform you that I knit, not crochet!

I've become friends with hookers and knitters recently, and I learned that there is a rivalry there on par with crossbows vs longbows. WRATH to pay if you use the wrong term, oh my!

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:47 PM (hvf9s)

95 So Linda Sarsour is attempting to exploit the victims of Hurricane #Harvey by fundraising off of the disaster. What a fraud.

Not at all. You infidel pig dogs are unwilling to pay your fair share of the jizzya, so I had to use a little taqiyya in order to get you to cough up. Any people who suffered as a result of lack of aid were probably kuffir anyway.

Posted by: Linda Sarsour at August 30, 2017 04:47 PM (/qEW2)

96 Linda 'Media Whore' Sarsour, bravely following in the bold footsteps of Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (0ogQG)

97 >>>My Pillow guy. He's donating 60,000 pillows to the people in Houston.

IT'S THE BEST FUCKING PILLOW YOU'LL EVER OWN!!! I PINKY SWEAR!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (HId5C)

98 93 Reminds me of the United Way saying that my money would go to BSA. Yeah, not unless I gave directly to BSA. Bunch of liars.
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I had radio Hannity on this afternoon, and he had on the My Pillow guy. He's donating 60,000 pillows to the people in Houston. Seems like a really nice guy. He's got a new charity as well, lindellfoundation.org
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx)

Boy am I cynical. My first thought was they're damaged, seconds or returns.

That really is bad. It is a fine gesture on that guy's part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

99 I've become friends with hookers and knitters recently

Please. The preferred term is "escort."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)

100 I had to use a little taqiyya in order to get you to cough up.

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Quick Trip's spicy chicken taqiyyas make me cough up too.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (8XRCm)

101 Twenty years ago all of my money went into a BSA. Damn thing was like a helicopter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (rjrh3)

102 Linda Sarsour and her Troope of Flying Homosexuals.

Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (QQ+il)

103 99 I've become friends with hookers and knitters recently

Please. The preferred term is "escort."
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)

Reminds me of the early days of cable TV in New York. "Geisha To Go!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (mbhDw)

104 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (QQ+il)

105 You're all haters. You all just hate Palestine, TX.

Posted by: Linda Sarsour, Sister of Charity at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (398bZ)

106 I can only think of one or two other groups that have shown anywhere
near their ability to improve average peoples situational awareness.
--

In my crappy part time job, I work with what would be probably called lower income black guys. Some are older; they are, in fact, kind of awesome and much better to work with than the libtarded whites on my crew. They're contract labor.

One day, I was working closely with one of the contract labor guys,. and he admitted to being totally freaked out by Muslim women in the outfits. And yes, he hates flying with Muslims, that freaks him out as well.

Muslims: Bringing normal whites and blacks together.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (aT+Bx)

107 94 >>> *huffs angrily* Good sir, I must inform you that I knit, not crochet!

I've become friends with hookers and knitters recently, and I learned that there is a rivalry there on par with crossbows vs longbows. WRATH to pay if you use the wrong term, oh my!

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:47 PM (hvf9s)

LizLem is hanging out with prostitutes?

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (cAnNx)

108 One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."

===

Gun sales.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (2wRtc)

109 IT'S THE BEST FUCKING PILLOW YOU'LL EVER OWN!!! I PINKY SWEAR!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (HId5C)

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Well......I dont live anywhere near Houston...... so.......

Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (8XRCm)

110 >>I had radio Hannity on this afternoon, and he had on the My Pillow guy. He's donating 60,000 pillows to the people in Houston.

Not only that, but if they order right now using the code WET they will get a second 60,000 pillows at no extra charge!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (/tuJf)

111 OT-For our NY ,NJ Jewish posters who didn't see them- the Letters to the Editor in the NY Post today
have letters from Jewish supporters of President Trump-a number of whom gave a good lambasting to Jewish Democrats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (iVOAv)

112
No taqqiyas at the chez, but shrimp fajitas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)

113 >>>Well......I dont live anywhere near Houston...... so.......

Not too late to move! I hear property prices are low low low!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (HId5C)

114 I've become friends with hookers and knitters recently
===

I'm sure that she typed something after that but I have no idea what it was.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (2wRtc)

115 And to think I used to subscribe to WS back in the day. And NR, once upon a time. Now we are down to New Criterion, City Journal, First Things, and Wall St. Journal, the latter often going straight in the trash unread.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (uPMKA)

116 111 OT-For our NY ,NJ Jewish posters who didn't see them- the Letters to the Editor in the NY Post today
have letters from Jewish supporters of President Trump-a number of whom gave a good lambasting to Jewish Democrats.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (iVOAv)

The Post is the paper of record. Every now and again they go off the rails, but generally are fairly honest. Editorial page is spot on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

117 Not too late to move! I hear property prices are low low low!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (HId5C)

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Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

118 One of the main benefits of breaking up was that I don't have to pretend to like it, much less know what the word is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (gIRsn)

Pooky doesn't have know the particulars, he just has to be willing to wait for the scarf I'm making for him.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (XKZwp)

119 109 IT'S THE BEST FUCKING PILLOW YOU'LL EVER OWN!!! I PINKY SWEAR!!

Actually, it really is... We have them...

Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (O2RFr)

120 the My Pillow guy. He's donating 60,000 pillows to the people in Houston.
.............

Well, the toasters and couches are all under water.

Posted by: the chicken at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

121 98 93 Reminds me of the United Way saying that my money would go to BSA. Yeah, not unless I gave directly to BSA. Bunch of liars.
---

I had radio Hannity on this afternoon, and he had on the My Pillow guy. He's donating 60,000 pillows to the people in Houston. Seems like a really nice guy. He's got a new charity as well, lindellfoundation.org
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx)

Boy am I cynical. My first thought was they're damaged, seconds or returns.

That really is bad. It is a fine gesture on that guy's part.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

They very well may be, but it's better than destroying them in an emergency situation. If I'm in a shelter, I really wouldn't care if the pillow was a factory second.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (7HtZB)

122 *cackle* Huma, isn't that awesome? We need to drink to Linda. Bartender! *hic* we'll have two whiskey Sarsours.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (/qEW2)

123 They tried to turn the Katrina victims into a Permanent Victim Class.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (q177U)

124 He's donating 60,000 pillows to the people in Houston

Along with the mattress guy's opening his doors and his inventory, is a 2018 Houston baby boom inevitable?

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (UmSfZ)

125 105 You're all haters. You all just hate Palestine, TX.
Posted by: Linda Sarsour, Sister of Charity at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (398bZ)

Isn't there a radio station in Atlanta with the call letters WPLO?

Is that the kiss of death or what?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

126
The fascist militant wing of the Democrat party that goes by "Antifa" will simply change its name.

Remember ACORN?

They changed their name. All problems solved.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (IDvUO)

127 Not only that, but if they order right now using the code WET they will get a second 60,000 pillows at no extra charge!
--

LOL. I can hear Hannity reading that line.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (aT+Bx)

128 >>>If I'm in a shelter, I really wouldn't care if the pillow was a factory second.

Sloppy second? Yes.
Factory second? No.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (HId5C)

129 Reminds me of the early days of cable TV in New York. "Geisha To Go!"

Was it a scrambled channel like Robin Byrd and Ugly George?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (gIRsn)

130
Along with the mattress guy's opening his doors and his inventory, is a 2018 Houston baby boom inevitable?

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (UmSfZ)

No, because Planned Parenthood is donating 60,000 condoms....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (7uYFy)

131 zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: The National Sleep Foundation at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (2wRtc)

132 Yeah Linda, the alt right is harassing you for no reason.

Posted by: Hamilton at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (sCjDS)

133 130
Along with the mattress guy's opening his doors and his inventory, is a 2018 Houston baby boom inevitable?

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (UmSfZ)

No, because Planned Parenthood is donating 60,000 condoms....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (7uYFy)

Poor quality and high failure rate. They want the business.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (0mRoj)

134 131 zzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: The National Sleep Foundation at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (2wRtc)

Jeff Sessions to sue for plagiarism in 5-4-3-2....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

135 Boy am I cynical. My first thought was they're damaged, seconds or returns.

That really is bad. It is a fine gesture on that guy's part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

And even if they were all damaged, seconds or returns, if they're usable, it's a net plus.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (bjWNl)

136 Was it a scrambled channel like Robin Byrd and Ugly George?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (gIRsn)

I used to stare at the scrambled screen for hours just to get a glimpse of boob
What a loser.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (7uYFy)

137
They very well may be, but it's better than destroying them in an
emergency situation. If I'm in a shelter, I really wouldn't care if the
pillow was a factory second.
--

Exactly. The guy actually sounded really nice when he was interviewed, and not nearly as annoying as the My Pillow Infomercial.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (aT+Bx)

138 Sarsour: "Together we will organize and advocate for our devastated communities, shining a spotlight on inequalities that emerge in the restoration of lives, livelihoods, and homes, amplifying the needs of hard-hit communities, and providing legal assistance for residents wrongfully denied government support."

Now that's a lot of optimizing of synergies right there. I'm wondering how this street person acquired the skills of such corporation-speak. She should denounce herself post haste.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (H8S+R)

139 133
No, because Planned Parenthood is donating 60,000 condoms....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (7uYFy)

Poor quality and high failure rate. They want the business.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (0mRoj)

You have to kill the children to feed the children.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

140 It's all going into the new Floating Mosque (C) plan for the future.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (mJ8mX)

141 135 Boy am I cynical. My first thought was they're damaged, seconds or returns.

That really is bad. It is a fine gesture on that guy's part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

And even if they were all damaged, seconds or returns, if they're usable, it's a net plus.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (bjWNl)

And can always be used in a wet coed pillow fight.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (0mRoj)

142 Linda is an ugly person and I don't mean physically...

Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (O2RFr)

143 Here's a little ray of sunshine:

Journalism's monument to itself, the Newseum, is in its death throws.

http://tinyurl.com/ycamcwcb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (PY9jH)

144 Jeff Sessions to sue for plagiarism in 5-4-3-2....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

Hell, Sessions would argue that all the zzzzz's meant NSF was on some kind of drug and then use asset forfeiture to take all of his stuff.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (bjWNl)

145 Speaking of "powerful grrrrlz," are any pink pussy hats wearers in TX or LA helping out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (PY9jH)

No shit, is Abortion Barbie down there anywhere?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (9y3T6)

146 Well, the toasters and couches are all under water.

These are the bad times.

Posted by: Couchfuckers and Toasterfuckers 110 Local, Houston at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (5rdJ4)

147 140 It's all going into the new Floating Mosque (C) plan for the future.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (mJ8mX)

"Please send $5000US via Western Union to cover all modalities to the Relocate the Floating Fire Ant Colonies, and remain blessed."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

148 126
The fascist militant wing of the Democrat party that goes by "Antifa" will simply change its name.

Remember ACORN?

They changed their name. All problems solved.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (IDvUO)

Said the same thing last night on the ONT.

The mayor of Berkley wants them classified as a gang.

My guess? People aren't blind. The dumbasses have overstepped the leash they were given and when the people you are trying to claim are the racist evil Nazis look to be the sympathetic nonviolent victims of thuggery you fucked up your planned narrative. With college starting back up they've probably found that their recruiting drives on campus aren't working.

So expect Antifa to vanish, and yet miraculously a whole "new" group will start attacking conservatives on campus and events to "combat hate"

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 12:48 AM (cAnNx)

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (cAnNx)

149 I think along with Antifa, the Left/Media's love affair with Linda Sarsour is about to end.....

Fake fundraising over real misery--for your own ends--is a deal breaker.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)

150 Jeff Sessions to sue for plagiarism in 5-4-3-2....

Jeff goes zzzzZZZZzzzz.

The Upper Case makes all the difference.

Posted by: Hector at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (QQ+il)

151 >>>One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."

Carbon Farming

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 04:57 PM (q177U)

152 Cicero: "One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."

A whole day? Can't you do it in between a commercial break or between innings of Yankees-Red Sox?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (H8S+R)

153 149 I think along with Antifa, the Left/Media's love affair with Linda Sarsour is about to end.....

Fake fundraising over real misery--for your own ends--is a deal breaker.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)

They will never sour on SarSour. As they say in showbiz "Hollywood would forgive Hitler if he was good box office. Well maybe not forgive, but they'd forget."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (mbhDw)

154 I think along with Antifa, the Left/Media's love affair with Linda Sarsour is about to end.....

Fake fundraising over real misery--for your own ends--is a deal breaker.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)

The left *always* overplays its hand.

I think that's the only reason we're not sitting in camps fighting over bread crusts.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (bjWNl)

155 I used to stare at the scrambled screen for hours just to get a glimpse of boob
What a loser.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (7uYFy)

I'm old enough to remember when the stations were still unscrambled. Good times.

Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (9y3T6)

156 RE: Hurricane Harvey.

I've been thinking about this, and want to frame it in the right way.

Basically, I don't want anyone to have to go through what the people in TX and LA are going through. EVER.

That being said, if this had to happen somewhere, I'm glad it was red state. And of the red states, TX is probably the best suited mentally and emotionally to deal with this. To me, that means that it will not be Katrina, and that Trump, who has taking daily beatings from the MSM around the world, has a chance in coming out on top. Which, in a perfect world, might help calm things down.

I'm the first to admit that Trump isn't perfect, and I'm wary of the Deep State Globalists.

That being said, Trump is closer to being /our guy/ [in 4chan speak] than anyone else out there right now.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (aT+Bx)

157 >>So expect Antifa to vanish, and yet miraculously a whole "new" group will start attacking conservatives on campus and events to "combat hate"

Wouldn't be surprising since antifa itself is a pretty new name for a group that has been around for decades.

Lefties don't really change, they just change their name when people reject them like liberals becoming progressives.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

158 You have to kill the children to feed the children.

That's PP's whole business model in a nutshell, "Killing your children to feed ours."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 04:59 PM (IZPn8)

159 One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."

Coffee?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:59 PM (bjWNl)

160 60,000 condoms would make a nice raft. Cup holders and everything.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 04:59 PM (kFw27)

161 So expect Antifa to vanish, and yet miraculously a whole "new" group will start attacking conservatives on campus and events to "combat hate"

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 12:48 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (cAnNx)

It's all about the money. Remember you can't spell Sarsour without "SOROS."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

162 uh oh.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:59 PM (bjWNl)

163 Whos bitch this is?

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 05:00 PM (0OmEj)

164 Now get off my lawn.
---

Also.. "I saw what your dog just did. You ARE going to pick that up."

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:00 PM (aT+Bx)

165 I saw FEMA says that they don't have enough trailers for the flood victims. Maybe they should evacuate some people to _____________.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 05:00 PM (6Ll1u)

166
Said the same thing last night on the ONT.

Then, you, dead sir, are a Genius.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 05:00 PM (IDvUO)

167 Jeff Sessions to sue for plagiarism in 5-4-3-2....

Jeff goes zzzzZZZZzzzz.

The Upper Case makes all the difference.

Posted by: Hector at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (QQ+il)
.........

Not if he's on a Sleep Number bed.
Then he goes zzzz____zzzz

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:00 PM (HgMAr)

168 154
The left *always* overplays its hand.

I think that's the only reason we're not sitting in camps fighting over bread crusts.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (bjWNl)

It's more because we're aware of this, geographically spread out and armed to the teeth.

The left did not overplay its hand in places like Germany, China and Russia. And Russia is 3 times the land mass of us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

169 The Left is made up of the most villianous, treacherous, anti-american scum ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:01 PM (SjImc)

170 Linda Sarsour makes my skin crawl.

I see her name & immediately recoil.

I guess I should read the article & find out what deviousness she is up too.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 05:01 PM (VduL8)

171 157 >>So expect Antifa to vanish, and yet miraculously a whole "new" group will start attacking conservatives on campus and events to "combat hate"

Wouldn't be surprising since antifa itself is a pretty new name for a group that has been around for decades.

Lefties don't really change, they just change their name when people reject them like liberals becoming progressives.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

I pointed out Occupy Wall Street in another comment.

As I said, with college starting back up they probably aren't getting the influx of new recruits they were hoping with incoming freshmen as Antifa so its time to rebrand.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:01 PM (cAnNx)

172 "Please send $5000US via Western Union to cover all modalities to the
Relocate the Floating Fire Ant Colonies, and remain blessed."
---

I'm not entirely sure of the syntax here, however, I think this is really funny.

Well done J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:02 PM (aT+Bx)

173 AntiFa has basically already changed from the Occupy group.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 05:02 PM (pPKG5)

174
I saw FEMA says that they don't have enough trailers for the flood
victims. Maybe they should evacuate some people to _____________.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 05:00 PM (6Ll1u)

Georgetown, DC? Upper East Side, NYC? The Hamptons?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:02 PM (PY9jH)

175 shibumi, you really seem to be into 4 chan.... any side effects?? like cars parked outside your house at night... calls with hangups... odd " glitches" when you are on your computer...???

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 05:02 PM (zSVEm)

176
Lefties don't really change, they just change their name when people reject them like liberals becoming progressives.

"Climate Change" is another example.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 05:02 PM (IDvUO)

177 >>>Also.. "I saw what your dog just did. You ARE going to pick that up."

But it's all soft and steamy!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 05:03 PM (HId5C)

178 172 Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:02 PM (aT+Bx)

Imitating the Nigerian scam e-mails.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:03 PM (mbhDw)

179 >>>Also.. "I saw what your dog just did. You ARE going to pick that up."
But it's all soft and steamy!

Well, then, be glad your fingers won't be cold.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 05:04 PM (IZPn8)

180 I saw FEMA says that they don't have enough trailers for the flood

victims.

I actually saw a 2005 FEMA camper for sale the other day on FB.

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 05:04 PM (UmSfZ)

181 Please send $5000US via Western Union to cover all modalities to the
Relocate the Floating Fire Ant Colonies, and remain blessed."
---'m not entirely sure of the syntax here, however, I think this is really funny.

Well done J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:02 PM (aT+Bx)

What's even funnier is that if this was a real appeal, more people than you think would actually send money....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 05:04 PM (7uYFy)

182 Yea...no...can't do it.
She is that repellant.

Maybe later...after a bucket of moonshine.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 05:04 PM (VduL8)

183 Nauseum is closing? Who could have seen that coming? Besides a glass eye in a dog's ass.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 05:04 PM (kFw27)

184 "Piker."

-- The Clinton Crime Syndicate

"I can find no Criminal Intent here."

-- James Comey, Federal Bureau of Matter

Posted by: ShainS at August 30, 2017 05:04 PM (1udaS)

185
The Left is expert at Re-Branding.

They re-branded Communism into "Socialism" and it sold like hotcakes in Europe.

Bernie Sanders, a "Socialist," came within a Lenin mustache wisker of becoming the second term-limited Communist Dictactor of the USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 05:05 PM (IDvUO)

186 Rollie Massimino, the architect of one of the great underdog champions in sports history, has died. He was 82.

Massimino led Villanova, a No. 8 seed, to the 1985 NCAA title, knocking off Patrick Ewing and juggernaut Georgetown in the championship game. He won 816 games as a college basketball coach, including 355 in 19 years at Villanova.

RIP--A true North Eastern Basketball legend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:05 PM (SjImc)

187
46 "One day I'll write down all of the ways that muslims make the world a better place."
...........

Rocket science.

Posted by: NASA at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)

Sewer-pipe Qassam rockets with sugar and potassium nitrate propellant, fertilizer warhead and a state-of-the-art impact fuse (AK round, spring and a nail......seriously).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 05:05 PM (veoSD)

188 Jane D'oh: "Georgetown, DC? Upper East Side, NYC? The Hamptons?"

Exactly. Trump should provide temporary housing for these domestic refugees in these dens of inequities. The caterwauling would be epic, and Trump's standing across the nation would skyrocket. And some true victims would get some relief.

This is Win-Win policy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 05:06 PM (H8S+R)

189 Ralph Macccio was 82?

Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 05:06 PM (UmSfZ)

190 These people are filth. Fecal chips on the anus of a cockroach.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:07 PM (vZvre)

191 Whoops. Posted on the wrong tab.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 05:08 PM (rjrh3)

192 I saw Disney donated $1M.

Disney. Worth $19 billion.

Any word yet on what George "did I tell you I heart the SPLC" Clooney donated?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 05:08 PM (rjrh3)

193
Imitating the Nigerian scam e-mails.
---

Brilliant. Even though I didn't initially get it [being a female, most of my spam is obviously for penis enlargement] it was still hysterically funny. Now... more so.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:08 PM (aT+Bx)

194 IT'S THE BEST FUCKING PILLOW YOU'LL EVER OWN!!!
..........

We resent the notion that if your pillow lets you do that then you automatically own her.

Posted by: United Pillow Liberation Front at August 30, 2017 05:08 PM (HgMAr)

195
We wouldn't be dealing with HALF THIS SHIT if the Republicans weren't such Deceptive Cucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 05:08 PM (IDvUO)

196 Keeping it "class"y.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 05:09 PM (lIZQs)

197 I saw Disney donated $1M.

Disney. Worth $19 billion.

Like Queen Victoria donating 5 pounds to Irish famine relief.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:10 PM (vZvre)

198 [being a female, most of my spam is obviously for penis enlargement]

I don't see my spam anymore because gmail segregates it, but I used to get a lot of that.

After a while I took it personally, because it seemed like the entire internet agreed that my dick wasn't big enough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 05:10 PM (gIRsn)

199
"I can find no Criminal Intent here."

-- James Comey, Federal Bureau of Matter
--

Also, people aren't super interested in the Hillary Clinton emails, so we're not going to release them. Ever.

Posted by: The FBI, now with 9% more corruption at August 30, 2017 05:11 PM (aT+Bx)

200 If Linda Sarsour gets her way, y'all won't have the Bozo Button anymore.

Nor the docking station.

One of the most vile things she ever tweeted...nevermind...I can't post it.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 05:11 PM (VduL8)

201 Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 05:08 PM (rjrh3

Sandra Bullock donated a million herself; Disney ought to be ashamed. (Now, that may be a standard amount they donate to any big thing like this, in which case I suppose they have to pace themselves, but still)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 05:11 PM (ihmYw)

202 Sarsour, with no accent mark and no 'e'.

Posted by: Egbert Sousé at August 30, 2017 05:12 PM (yqvys)

203 I knew I was getting old when the spam went from wild sex dating sites to prepaid funeral plans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:12 PM (vZvre)

204 Well to the FBI's credit if I sold off state secrets no one would care so I would be off scott free.

Yeah right.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 05:12 PM (pPKG5)

205 After a while I took it personally, because it seemed like the entire internet agreed that my dick wasn't big enough.

I've seen bigger...

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at August 30, 2017 05:13 PM (5rdJ4)

206 Sarsour, with no accent mark and no 'e'.

Also the comment software won't allow mine either.

Posted by: Egbert Souse at August 30, 2017 05:13 PM (yqvys)

207 After a while I took it personally, because it seemed like the entire internet agreed that my dick wasn't big enough.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 05:10 PM (gIRsn)

I know, right? Why do they assume every guy "needs" penis enlargement?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 05:13 PM (7uYFy)

208 I knew I was getting old when the spam went from wild sex dating sites to prepaid funeral plans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:12 PM (vZvre)
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LOL! The circle of life, writ large in your spam email.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 05:13 PM (UoSKV)

209 Remember ACORN?

They changed their name. All problems solved.

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You mean like how Obama defeated al queda by changing their name to ISIS and how he tried to defeat ISIS by getting people to say ISIL?

All he needed was a bit more time to win.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 05:14 PM (rjrh3)

210 And did you see that FEMA doesn't want the air boats helping with rescues anymore? They don't meet govt standards, what govt standards? Loss of the govt/union graft?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 05:14 PM (6Ll1u)

211 A caesura, a literary pause for dramatic effect.

Words and music.

On the Dark Side.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (/tuJf)

212 Yankees are about to get swept by the Indians..Yanks are just a second rate team. Will probably make the playoffs but can't run with the bog boys...sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (SjImc)

213 186: aww, always liked Rollie. That Villanova team is one of my all time favorites and I was a Pitt fan at the time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (AdEsK)

214 I knew I was getting old when the spam went from wild sex dating sites to prepaid funeral plans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:12 PM (vZvre)
.........

I've even seen it in sushi.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (HgMAr)

215 Fuck Disney. They happily take your money and use out to pervert your children.

Is seeing Space Mountain or whatever it's called really worth that?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (9y3T6)

216 I've seen bigger...

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at August 30, 2017 05:13 PM
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Bob you know you're not supposed to respond directly to the proles.

Get back to work sorting out the bids on our latest US intelligence files.

Posted by: Awan posting from his Congress approval email address at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (aT+Bx)

217 nood

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

218 I wonder what Disney would donate to an earthquake that leveled San Francisco?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 05:16 PM (rjrh3)

219 After a while I took it personally, because it seemed like the entire internet agreed that my dick wasn't big enough.

We didn't want to tell you in a public forum, but now that it's out there...

Posted by: Everyone on the Internet at August 30, 2017 05:17 PM (IZPn8)

220 most of my spam is obviously for penis enlargement
..........

*rushes down to store to stock up on Spam)

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:17 PM (HgMAr)

221 192......hell Sandra Bullock donated $1M herself

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.com at August 30, 2017 05:17 PM (q6c2G)

222 203 I knew I was getting old when the spam went from wild sex dating sites to prepaid funeral plans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:12 PM (vZvre)

Lol! Done there, been that.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2017 05:17 PM (lIZQs)

223 Brilliant. Even though I didn't initially get it [being a female, most of my spam is obviously for penis enlargement] it was still hysterically funny. Now... more so.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:08 PM (aT+Bx)

Quick question: Do any of you 'ettes ever get breast enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists...?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:18 PM (bjWNl)

224 Didn't you used to have another name? Look at me. I'm talking to you.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (zLDYs)

225 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:12 PM (vZvre)

I get "enlarge your penis" and "hot Russian women want to meet you". I have no money. Tor Ruusan women don't want to meet me unless they want some lemonade and to sit in air conditioning They obviously send the enlarge your penis spam out to everyone but "Hot Russian women...? The only thing I can think is that they've noted that I have mentioned the Eastern Orthodox church. I would send it along to the EO priest but he already thinks I'm a bit quirky I believe (He wouldn't get the humor) and I love his wife, so I'll just continue to hit the delete button.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (iVOAv)

226 Yankees are about to get swept by the Indians..Yanks are just a second rate team. Will probably make the playoffs but can't run with the bog boys...sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (SjImc)

It's disgusting to watch right now.
But I remember I saw the Yankees play at the old stadium a couple of times in early September 1996 and they were listless and uninspiring.
The next month they won the World Series...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (7uYFy)

227 Tor Ruusan women=Hot Russian women

Sigh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (iVOAv)

228 Flashback: Linda Sarsour, professional donation parasite.

That Link above to the Daily Caller, story about a
"problem" in Columbus Ohio.

The actual victim ended up at St. Ann's Hospital. Just a few miles from where I live.
Is that close enough to get concerned now?
Just axin'.

I mean, Geez Louise, I see the Burka girls driving all over town. Out in traffic, on the freeway, making left turns, mayhem everywhere.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (vcOmj)

229 Is that the same Sandiurcwhi crowd funded 125000$ to repair the Jewish cemetery in St Louis ?
The one that was vandalized probably by neo Nazis?

Posted by: Sure at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (BX1ef)

230 229-Linda Sarsour critiqued for that shady Fundraising effort too. Where's the money?

http://tinyurl.com/y8y9f9ra

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (iVOAv)

231 Courtney love will be coming after her again

Posted by: NCKate at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (gBS4H)

When Courtney Love is more sober and sensible than you, you really ought to take a long, hard look at your life choices.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (SrkNc)

232 186 Rollie Massimino, the architect of one of the great underdog champions in sports history, has died. He was 82.........
RIP--A true North Eastern Basketball legend
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:05 PM (SjImc)
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I remember him well.

What a hoot he was. He would come out at the beginning of the game perfectly turned out and, as the game progressed, would get more and more disheveled --- tie off, jacket off, shirt untucked, hair askew.

And yeah, he was a helluva good coach.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2017 05:44 PM (0jtPF)

233 Tinfoilbaby @ 210- FEMA standards?
Ever take a FEMA course? All, and I mean ALL supervisors/managers/ grandviziers absolutely have to be minorities. Rescue/recovery efforts be damned, diversity forms must be be filed properly.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 05:58 PM (zLDYs)

234 The stupid are easily organized/agitated.

Posted by: Muthaucker at August 30, 2017 06:23 PM (XtT5R)

235 When you don't have a man in a boat, all that's left is anger and fraud.

Posted by: Monkfish at August 30, 2017 06:36 PM (7ciu+)

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