The Morning Rant

"Hey, I thought of a riddle while watching the news this weekend, and it goes like this: How is a floating fire ant colony similar to a group of rioting antifa thugs? Give up? Anybody? OK, here's the answer: both groups of nasty pestiferous insects may be rendered harmless by hosing them down with a flame thrower. HA HA HA HA HA HA! I crack me up."

This. Is CNN:

Everything about CNN is fake, even their "Republicans":

pic.twitter.com/pJN0tQpu8W
— Beefy Covfefe (@PaleoHorse) August 29, 2017

Ana Navarro is the only kind of "conservative" CNN is comfortable with employing, i.e. a Democrat who calls herself a Republican and who has a seriously advanced case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. She has a history of donating to Democrat candidates and also Democratic organizations

I thought the expression was "a day without lesbians is like a fish without a bicycle.' No, wait...

Antifa Unmasked:

So these are the members of the antifa goon squad arrested at Berkeley over the weekend. I'm posting this pic here just to give these cowardly thugs maximum exposure.

Of course, if Berkeley was serious about stopping antifa violence, the mayor (Jesse 'Softserve' Arreguin) should've announced that anyone showing up wearing a mask would be subject to immediate arrest, and then had BPD bring in a bunch of prisoner transport buses from the Alameda County Jail and parked them in a conspicuous place near the site of the protest.

But no, instead of actual leadership, Softserve is serving up a couple of scoops of 'blame the victim' sprinkled with a liberal amount of self-pity:

In the aftermath of a right-wing rally that ended with anarchists chasing attendees from a downtown park, Berkeley Mayor Jesse Arreguin urged UC Berkeley on Monday to cancel conservatives’ plans for a “Free Speech Week” next month to avoid making the city the center of more violent unrest.

“I don’t want Berkeley being used as a punching bag,” said Arreguin

Softserve, of course, is a member of the antifa group BAMN, so it's easy to assume he's on their side. I'd like to see some Berkeley citizen ask him in a public city council meeting if he was still a member of BAMN, and if not, when did he resign?

Oh, and the Berkeley police standing around like potted plants during the various protests when antifa thugs were assaulting people and vandalizing property? Somebody should ask him publicly about that, too.

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And since this should come as a surprise to absolutely no one, why is this even news?

Kathy Griffin is "no longer sorry" for the controversial bloodied Trump head photo https://t.co/4xjXJwWTDJ pic.twitter.com/m0utwXBiXl
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) August 29, 2017

In Russia, dog walks YOU:

In Russia dogs take you for a walk. pic.twitter.com/F2qjethKz6
— Only In Russia (@CrazyinRussia) August 23, 2017

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:30 AM

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1 I read the content. No first for me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 11:31 AM (AM1GF)

2 Lets redefine Antifada goons as Replicants. Then just retire them.

I am sorry but my patience is worn away. Those who are violent should get violence served back to them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 11:32 AM (8uMxZ)

3 Ana Navarro looks like a pug dog that ate a sausage pattie. Don't get between her and a cupcake if you value your life.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (mcI77)

4 The riots will continue until rightthink and speech are Universal.

Posted by: Antifa at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (xa9Kf)

5 How old is that lesbian picture?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)

6 Is that a 'faces of meth' poster?

No, the one with the redhead.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (D7Ygt)

7 << It takes this long to read the content.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (rnAwa)

8 I call that the Indiana Jones dog walk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (dmAeF)

9 How to rid yourself of floating rioting colonies of Antifada, depth charges set to a shallow pattern.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (8uMxZ)

10 WHAT.

I was number 3!

This just feels wrong.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 11:34 AM (AM1GF)

11 Cavil, well you ARE a Cylon...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 11:35 AM (8uMxZ)

12 Those mug shots....brrrrr....and I'll bet the body odor would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:35 AM (PY9jH)

13 Almost top ten.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 11:35 AM (Jcg9Q)

14 Stop! If Ana Navarro identifies as a conservative Republican, it is biggitted H8 to deny that. Sounds like Oregon Muse needs a visit from the local Antifa squad. A loving, corrective visit, of course. It's for your own good.

Posted by: George LeS at August 29, 2017 11:35 AM (+TcCF)

15 Ana Navarro carries off the look of smug stupidity quite well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2017 11:35 AM (c8EhQ)

16 Antifa isn't exactly recruiting from the deep end of the gene pool, are they?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2017 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

17 antifa cracked journo heads in Berkeley. Wonder if those newsies are now in a Woke state?

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (53MZt)

18 I don't want these greasy grimy thugs to be martyrs, I just want them to be doing time in a California prison. a taste of Norteno penis should give them perspective

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (Xv4bF)

19
A day without lesbians is like a day without lesbians.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (WLeoI)

20 Here's a live stream from Houston if anybody's interested:

http://abc13.com/live/

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (Jcg9Q)

21 Wait a minute, we had a great recompile of the comments...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (8uMxZ)

22 Was Kathy Griffin ever sorry for that tweet in praise of ISIS tactics? She may have been sorry for losing her gig.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (nBr1j)

23 Someone being interviewed by Martha McCallum on Fox last night, said the Berkeley Antifa were bringing in violent gangs from Oakland.

I'm shocked, said no one here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (PY9jH)

24 A day without busty lesbian porn is a day without sunshine.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (7HtZB)

25 I can understand why Berkeley Police don't want to exacerbate a rioting mob by trying to arrest people who are rioting. It just makes sense to wait until after people have exhausted themselves and are at home, asleep where you can round the usual suspects up one or two at at time, at 6am when you have numerical advantage

That's the way I would do it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (m9X4Y)

26 Micheal Obama has bigger traps than GP.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (XFue2)

27 CNN uses a house conservative like Joesef Goebbels used a Typical Jew.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (c8EhQ)

28 "A day without lesbians"

Oh God, and I was so looking forward to watching that WNBA game tonight!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (dmAeF)

29 When assaults are occurring, it's rioting. Please stop using the word 'protest'. It isn't true, and it's what their political masters want you to use.

They are neither protesting or counter protesting. They are rioters bent on violence.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (326rv)

30 Kathy's not sorry but she's still fugly.

Posted by: BignJames at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (x9c8r)

31 antifa cracked journo heads in Berkeley.

I was routing for antifa in that scenario. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (mcI77)

32 A day without busty, nubile, lesbian pron is simply not possible. You can get the DVDs now and watch whenever you want.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (m9X4Y)

33 A day without a lesbian is a day AtC didn't check in at the HQ. (Prayers again for her folks.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (AM1GF)

34
I don't want Berkeley being used as a punching bag

I do. Just desserts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 11:39 AM (WLeoI)

35 Well Kathy is a sorry excuse for an ugly meat Popsicle

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 11:39 AM (8uMxZ)

36 Kathy Griffin sez Trump hate is a "responsibility" and is debuting her new comedy show, "Laugh Your Head Off."

http://tinyurl.com/y8yfafm8

She's even uglier on the inside than the outside, if that's at all possible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:39 AM (PY9jH)

37 Rachel Lea Moore seems nice.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 11:39 AM (wPiJc)

38 >>"A day without lesbians"

What am I gonna do with all this Paella!?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at August 29, 2017 11:39 AM (9oWeQ)

39 30 Kathy's not sorry but she's still fugly.
Posted by: BignJames at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (x9c8r)

You obviously have not seen her without the camo painted on her face.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (XFue2)

40 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (AM1GF)

I responded to you on the dead thread. Thanks for pointing out the hash.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (LuKE7)

41 >>Well Kathy is a sorry excuse for an ugly meat Popsicle

She's a '0'.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (9oWeQ)

42 OT - good grief..the twitter idiots are pissing all over Melania wearing high heels to visit Texas. They are honestly pathetic.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

43
Kathy Griffin ~~is "no longer sorry"~~ wants those cameras turned back on.

Too bads, Toots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (WLeoI)

44 I refuse to expend a single pun or (heaven forbid) a limerick on Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (wPiJc)

45 I just found out in the last thread that all the nice things I thought were coming back in a few weeks like links and ampersands are gone forever.

If I had the ability to post an interpretive dance, it would be one of shock and sadness.

Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM (Zs4uk)

46 A day without lesbians is like a day without sales.

Posted by: Sensible shoe store at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM (nBr1j)

47 Mama Pepe loves Gorilla Pundit btw.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM (XFue2)

48 5 How old is that lesbian picture?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)

It's from the 1970s.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM (bjWNl)

49 I've been out of the news for a couple weeks. Time to say or do something stupid.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin Attention Whore at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (r5KeJ)

50 Griffin needs to sit on a cactus sideways.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (QLnjX)

51 OT - good grief..the twitter idiots are pissing all over Melania wearing high heels to visit Texas. They are honestly pathetic.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

They still miss Michael clomping up and down the stairs of AF1 with her "I Hate America" piss face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (PY9jH)

52 Let's just hope that ace doesn't discover yoga next. After a couple of weeks of 'ace yoga', we're bound to see a post saying

"I'm typing this with my eyebrows. They, get this, still move."

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (0ogQG)

53 In Soviet Russia, bionic dog walks you.

Posted by: Strobe at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (gbWkA)

54 A day without lesbians is like a day without profit.

Posted by: Flannel Shirt Shop at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (mcI77)

55 I saw some ads for "Funny or Die".Excrutiatingly unfunny skit about Ivaka and Jared(Ivanka played by a guy in drag)

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (rmVvL)

56 I see a couple of "nazi haircuts" in those antifa mugshots. Weird, right?

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (8b+oT)

57 thugs probably have a rap sheet as long as my arm.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (/H6uR)

58 Cheeky monkey.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (0mRoj)

59 >>>Everything about CNN is fake, even their "Republicans"

Republicans don't need CNN to be fakes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (/qEW2)

60 Ain't no sunshine when you're gone.

Posted by: Hillary to Huma at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (nBr1j)

61 Antifada, meet fusillade. Fusillade, meet Antifada.

Would be a Pay Per View social event, that.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (MGCfm)

62 The riots will continue until morale is extinguished.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (wGbBR)

63 The gorilla is on to something.
Very few things in life that cannot be fixed with a barrel of foogas.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (0tfLf)

64 "I refuse to expend a single pun or (heaven forbid) a limerick on Kathy Griffin."

a nice sonnet is out of the question then? I bought champagne...

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (Xv4bF)

65 A day without lesbians is a day when pornhub's servers are down.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (cAnNx)

66
I don't want these greasy grimy thugs to be martyrs, I just want them to be doing time in a California prison.
=====

My impression is that the rioters look awfully old. In an odd way, I can see kids going out and 'playing antifa' on a nice afternoon, but those creeps look much older.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (MIKMs)

67 How do i get the link to the dog walk? I cant stop laughing. Have to send it out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (/H6uR)

68 Why does the "Democrats pieholes are shut" link just come back here? Was there supposed to be a story associated with it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (l9m7l)

69 And I was thinking of joining Antifa for the hot chicks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (1ISKN)

70 Let's just hope that ace doesn't discover yoga next.

I have a great idea for ace for the next Gainzz thread. It makes perfect sense and there is a chance, slight, that it won't kill him.

I had to hold off on it last week after he went and almost killed himself without any Horde guidance.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (gIRsn)

71 Those mug shots are all white people.
I thought white people were all racist Nazis.

Is there an exemption for certain white people and how do I get one?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (m9X4Y)

72 I've got 2 lawsuits going against Berkeley - 1 involving the City Council's denial of a residential building permit where the planning department blessed it and even the city attorney said state law mandates that it be approved (and the judge ordering a revote told the attorney that the council should have listened to him), and another against the Rent Board for disallowing rent increases to compensate for the cost of certain mandatory retrofits (aka "soft story retrofitting"). Both are going to cost Berkeley a lot of $ it don't have. Berkeley ain't Frisco, which somehow manages to have a $10.5 billion budget (yes, billion, not million) and still can't manage basic governance.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (dZ756)

73 48 5 How old is that lesbian picture?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)

It's from the 1970s.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM

How would anyone know?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (0tfLf)

74 A day without lesbians is like a day without extended warranty sales.

Posted by: Subaru Dealer at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (mcI77)

75 I get the feeling that Navarro is typical for Republican strategists. And politicians as well.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (cAnNx)

76 Well from their names, some in the mugshots are White Hispanic. So there is that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (8uMxZ)

77 I have a friend that's a member of the SFPD. She said the majority of domestic abuse calls come from the lesbian community.
Seeing that Dykes On Bikes group I tend to believe her.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (QLnjX)

78 Is there anybody Antifa and Kathy Griffin don't hate?
They look like misery and hatred are bred in the bone.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver to the gods at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (nBr1j)

79
My impression is that the rioters look awfully old. In an odd way, I can see kids going out and 'playing antifa' on a nice afternoon, but those creeps look much older.

They are faces of Wreckovery Summers, v1 through 8. Thanks, JEF!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (WLeoI)

80 Words no 'ette mom ever wants to hear:

"Mom, meet my new girlfriend, Brittany Mooreman."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)

81 Republicans don't need CNN to be fakes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (/qEW2)

A fair point.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (bjWNl)

82 My Hero - a limerick

With all the news from Khartoum to Manila
And irony? (not even a scintilla)
He comments on the news
Instead of flinging poo
He's a rock star, he's a pundit-slash-gorilla

Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (wPiJc)

83 Anyone want to stalk these identified AntiFirst Amendment goons?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (ujg0T)

84 I was rooting for antifa in that scenario. Is that wrong?

It depends on which side in an outright brawl you think the attrition rates favor. On the one hand, nearly every university has potential Antifa training. On the other hand, every journalism school is turning out "journalists" as fast as it can - though it takes time for all the requisite dicks to be sucked to have a "break". It might be that stagnation is favored by higher loss rates in the Antifa, because like Japanese elite pilots, the production rates on journos are a little slower and losses would be more *time consuming* to replace.

On the other hand, antifa suffers from higher dependence on useful idiot pools and whimsy - fewer careerists. Any short term gains against journalists are self-defeating, and journos can inflict off-battlefield casualties. Journos can also feign impartiality by covering the Antifas and gain logistical support.

It's very much a Soviets vs. Mujahid scenario - regardless who's winning, let's hope they both lose.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (eXSOZ)

85 37 Rachel Lea Moore seems nice.
--

She was such a nice girl. Nobody expected that she'd leap across the interrogation table and try to bite a cop.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (OVUYQ)

86 67 How do i get the link to the dog walk? I cant stop laughing. Have to send it out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (/H6uR)

This should work:

https://twitter.com/CrazyinRussia/status/900438879299395586

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (bjWNl)

87 Who in the mugshot lineup is wearing red panties?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (mcI77)

88 Those Antifa hippies all look like they have 6 1/4 hat sizes. Mental midgets.

Posted by: Strobe at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (gbWkA)

89 Dog walks you is awesome

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (hMwEB)

90 Oh, she's still pretty sorry. Loser also works.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (PvCxa)

91 I get the feeling that Navarro is typical for Republican strategists. And politicians as well.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (cAnNx)

She's not a strategist, and I don't believe she ever has been. It's a title CNN gave her. She *did* campaign for Jeb! So please clap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (PY9jH)

92 69 And I was thinking of joining Antifa for the hot chicks.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (1ISKN)

When I was in university guys would join sit-ins just to sit beside a babe.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver to the gods at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (nBr1j)

93 Lesbians are losing popularity in the Houston area, what with various Dykes failing here and there.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (MGCfm)

94 I'm coming for you, Kathy...

Posted by: Helen Thomas Ugly at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (Xv4bF)

95 51, They still miss Michael clomping up and down the stairs of AF1 with her "I Hate America" piss face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (PY9jH)
No doubt, and her drapery inspired fashion sense.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (a0IVu)

96
54 A day without lesbians is like a day without profit.
Posted by: Flannel Shirt Shop at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (mcI77)

Testify!

-- your local Suburu dealer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (WLeoI)

97 10 min to lunchtime
Puppy is sitting hopefully by dog dish
ignored
Comes by to nudge me
now comes The Stare

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (hMwEB)

98 It depends on which side in an outright brawl you think the attrition rates favor. On the one hand, nearly every university has potential Antifa training. On the other hand, every journalism school is turning out "journalists" as fast as it can - though it takes time for all the requisite dicks to be sucked to have a "break". It might be that stagnation is favored by higher loss rates in the Antifa, because like Japanese elite pilots, the production rates on journos are a little slower and losses would be more *time consuming* to replace.

On the other hand, antifa suffers from higher dependence on useful idiot pools and whimsy - fewer careerists. Any short term gains against journalists are self-defeating, and journos can inflict off-battlefield casualties. Journos can also feign impartiality by covering the Antifas and gain logistical support.

Huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (0tfLf)

99 94 I'm coming for you, Kathy...
Posted by: Helen Thomas Ugly

so am i

Posted by: 15 minutes of fame at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (FZYNt)

100 Lesbians are losing popularity in the Houston area, what with various Dykes failing here and there.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (MGCfm)

It's amazing you still have a sense of humor. Stay safe!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (PY9jH)

101 need to go talk to my finance guy at the credit union, bbl

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (bjWNl)

102 I'm staying away from those dykes.

Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (nBr1j)

103 I don't want Berkeley being used as a punching bag.

The power is yours, left nut.

Let us defund UC Berkeley. It would be much easier to deprogram a neo-nazi than a leftist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (rnAwa)

104 Is it possible to primary Paul Ryan, or are there too many Democrats Pretending To Be Republicans in his district?

Posted by: DonkeyPhant Smash! at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (qYCgM)

105 91 I get the feeling that Navarro is typical for Republican strategists. And politicians as well.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (cAnNx)

She's not a strategist, and I don't believe she ever has been. It's a title CNN gave her. She *did* campaign for Jeb! So please clap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (PY9jH)

I stand by my comment.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (cAnNx)

106 I'm still laughing over the blind girl and her cat linked in the sidebar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (PY9jH)

107 Had an epiphany during a 'discussion' with the current Liberal Girlfriend...

I was saying I'm not watchin the NFL... because of the kneel down crap... and how that makes me feel as a Vet.

She countered with 'but the guys doing is says it does not have anything to do with Vets, or patriotism'...

I then said... 'yeah, but these are the same people who are saying that I can't fly the Confederate battle flag because THEY say it means slavery .... so if they get to choose what I am thinking on that subject... then I get to choose what I think about their Kneeling'....

Make em play by their own damn rules....

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

108 91 I get the feeling that Navarro is typical for Republican strategists. And politicians as well.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (cAnNx)

Wonder what her "Q" rating is?

Even if you're a liberal and she's saying everything you want her to say, the personal "likability" has got to be in the gutter.

Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (Zs4uk)

109 Hmm, no face tats for the panti-fa mugs?
And the first two have female names?

I keep saying I should get out more, until I see what's out there...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (bIwZ6)

110 83 Anyone want to stalk these identified AntiFirst Amendment goons?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (ujg0T)

Yes, with a laser dot.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (mcI77)

111
87 Who in the mugshot lineup is wearing red panties?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (mcI77)

Trick question. They all are.

Someone photoshop some pussyhats onto those losers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (WLeoI)

112 Lesbians are losing popularity in the Houston area, what with various Dykes failing here and there.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

There will be a lot of people tearing up carpet after this though......

Posted by: just the punchline at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (326rv)

113 RE: Antifa, I posted this video yesterday, and since we're discussing them, thought a re-post might be useful. If you like it, please spread it around.

It's in regards to states with anti-mask laws and how those laws can be used to stop Antifa. Details start at 13:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dduc8AoIuG0

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (aT+Bx)

114 I stand by my comment.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (cAnNx)

Well, yeah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH)

115 Yes, with a laser dot.
Posted by: Under Fire

I'm on my way

Posted by: A-10 Thunderbolt at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (FZYNt)

116 The facial expressions of the sign language guy on the Houston live feed is pretty amusing.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (Jcg9Q)

117
t's very much a Soviets vs. Mujahid scenario - regardless who's winning, let's hope they both lose.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM

Or the Iran-Iraq war.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (IqV8l)

118 I find the lack of bruising in those mugshots disappointing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (QQ+il)

119 Looking at that 70s lesbian march, when did today's lesbians get so... girthy?

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 11:54 AM (8b+oT)

120 Huh?
Just wargaming an actual fight between Antifa and MSM. Not something that's likely to occur with regularity, but even in skirmishes, something worth thinking about odds of success and effects on their movements.

Journo gets socked - journo is less likely to agitate politically. Antifa gets arrested, likely to continue doing "his thing", but may demoralize his coterie. Journo covers Antifa, gains credibility, pushes for sneaky leftism vs. Antifa riots uncovered, suppressing free speech but promoting a backlash.

It's asymmetric warfare breaking out between two "allies".

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 11:54 AM (eXSOZ)

121 Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (dZ756)

I hope you have a great lawyer and he earns every penny of his fee!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2017 11:54 AM (gwPgz)

122
The facial expressions of the sign language guy on the Houston live feed is pretty amusing.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (Jcg9Q)

Sign language people always make me think of the talent show in Napoleon Dynamite.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:54 AM (PY9jH)

123 I think I remember reading about some board game of the Russian Revolution, you apparently got points for shooting your own people.

Antifada and the Demoncrats pop to mind

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (8uMxZ)

124 FBN: Houston police officer drowns in car going to work.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (Enq6K)

125 Had an epiphany during a 'discussion' with the current Liberal Girlfriend...

Nobody is that good in bed.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (Jcg9Q)

126 Read today's The Onion for real headlines from the future.

Used to be a 10 year delay. Now down to about three months.

Posted by: White Man Arrested for Holding Hands with White Woman in Public at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (qYCgM)

127 77 I have a friend that's a member of the SFPD. She said the majority of domestic abuse calls come from the lesbian community.
Seeing that Dykes On Bikes group I tend to believe her.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (QLnjX)

Yep. And the irony is lost on them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 11:57 AM (ujg0T)

128 Just wargaming an actual fight between Antifa and MSM. Not something that's likely to occur with regularity, but even in skirmishes, something worth thinking about odds of success and effects on their movements.

Journo gets socked - journo is less likely to agitate politically. Antifa gets arrested, likely to continue doing "his thing", but may demoralize his coterie. Journo covers Antifa, gains credibility, pushes for sneaky leftism vs. Antifa riots uncovered, suppressing free speech but promoting a backlash.

It's asymmetric warfare breaking out between two "allies".
Posted by: Sporkatus

it was interesting that one of the worst images of the shitshow at Mizzou was that of the instructor demanding violence against a student reporter. And the clown was apologetic about reporting on being threatened.

They are so stupid AND amoral that they commit crimes upon each other and fuck up everything that follows from it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 29, 2017 11:57 AM (326rv)

129 "BN: Houston police officer drowns in car going to work.
"

Shit..

prayers sent

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 11:57 AM (J+eG2)

130
FBN: Houston police officer drowns in car going to work.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (Enq6K)

Omg. And Fox reported a family of six was swept away by flood waters. The dad tried to get them out of the van, and couldn't. Youngest child was six. Bodies still haven't been recovered.

I cannot wrap my mind around all the suffering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:57 AM (PY9jH)

131 77
I have a friend that's a member of the SFPD. She said the majority of domestic abuse calls come from the lesbian community.

Seeing that Dykes On Bikes group I tend to believe her.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson

LOL, years ago, one warmish summer evening, I was walking home from the gym, and up the hill, through the Castro, to my neighborhood. I get off the main "drag" (NPI), and pulled out my pipe so I could smoke a bowl of Humboldt's finest. Just after I take my first drag (again, NPI), 2 squad cars go blazing (still, NPI) past me. They stop near the top of the hill, I'm not that far behind. When I get there, domestic disturbance -- 2 lesbians. What made it interesting is that the Castro is mostly gay men; the wimenz be in Bernal Heights.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2017 11:57 AM (dZ756)

132 The joke "People's Republic of Berzerkeley" has been around for a while now, but that's really what they are. They are a separate culture. Let's just make note of them the way we make note of cultures that practice cannibalism and throw widows on the funeral pyre of their husbands. "Oooh, that's interesting. Glad I don't live there", and move on and try to ignore it. I think we both want to be separate countries.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 11:57 AM (/qEW2)

133 Had an epiphany during a 'discussion' with the current Liberal Girlfriend...

I was saying I'm not watchin the NFL... because of the kneel down crap... and how that makes me feel as a Vet.

She countered with 'but the guys doing is says it does not have anything to do with Vets, or patriotism'...

Bullshit. They are disrespecting the flag.
How about kneeling during the kickoff? If not, why not?
At least that would be symbolic to their oppression and making millions of dollars.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 11:58 AM (T2Zv1)

134 Would Kathy Griffin be allowed to teach in an Iranian school?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 11:58 AM (IqV8l)

135 124
FBN: Houston police officer drowns in car going to work.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (Enq6K)
Oh my Lord, that is just awful; prayers for him and his family.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 11:58 AM (a0IVu)

136
Journo gets socked - journo is less likely to agitate politically. Antifa gets arrested, likely to continue doing "his thing", but may demoralize his coterie. Journo covers Antifa, gains credibility, pushes for sneaky leftism vs. Antifa riots uncovered, suppressing free speech but promoting a backlash.

It's asymmetric warfare breaking out between two "allies".
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 11:54 AM (eXSOZ)

Both sides will really work to limit 'friendly fire' incidents...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2017 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

137 The facial expressions of the sign language guy on the Houston live feed is pretty amusing.

******

Deep breath...and...

Tap, tap, tap, finger squiggle, thumbs up, peace sign, right hand 'leaping porpoise' from right to left, left hand 'leaping porpoise' from left to right, right and left hand 'leaping porpoises' chest bump, do the Watusi, Cabbage Patch left to right, finger wag X 5, thumbs in ears and waggle fingers, touch nose with index finger while sticking tongue out, do the 'mashed potato', Hook 'em Horns, little fingers hooked in corner of mouth and pull it wide, right hand shadow puppet barking dog fights with left hand shadow puppet chicken head, hands in armpits, flap, flap, flap, thumb tap squiggle squiggle thumb tap tap! Dipsy doodle!

Wipe brow in relief.

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at August 29, 2017 11:59 AM (wPiJc)

138 re: A question from mid-morning thread if anyplace in Texas has recorded 50 inches of rain yet --

I don't know, but it's getting close in some locations near Houston. Harris County waterway rain gauge data is posted on this website:

https://www.harriscountyfws.org/

Timeframe can be varied using controls in the left frame.

Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2017 11:59 AM (AMIL/)

139 Kathy Griffin just wants someone, anyone, talking about her.

And you could of knocked me over with a feather reading some of the names on the mug shots. Wait...that's a 'girl'?!

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (Enq6K)

140 Watching a news conference out of Houston...

Wouldn't it be better to have a transcription service provide subtitle-like translation for the guy talking instead of the idiot miming the sign language?

What a distraction.

Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (Zs4uk)

141
Journo gets socked - journo is less likely to agitate politically.
Antifa gets arrested, likely to continue doing "his thing", but may
demoralize his coterie. Journo covers Antifa, gains credibility, pushes
for sneaky leftism vs. Antifa riots uncovered, suppressing free speech
but promoting a backlash.
---

Or this...

Journo gets socked, and tells his boss. Boss says take one for the team and makes it clear his job depends on it. Mayor gave a stand down order, so Antifa is never arrested. Antifa continues to be violent, and and some point will kill. Even after murdering someone, Journo will report Antifa as the victim, and will continue to say "Antifa means peace," because, in his heart, even though he was attacked, Journo admires Antifa and wishes he could do what they do

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (aT+Bx)

142 May I make a suggestion for the Style Guide?

When referencing Ana Navarro, can we use "Adipose-Laden Ana Navarro?"

Again, just a suggestion.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (vg8iE)

143 Would Kathy Griffin be allowed to teach in an Iranian school?

Beheading 101.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (bIwZ6)

144 Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at August 29, 2017 11:59 AM (wPiJc)

This will never NOT be hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH)

145 Somebody is missing 3 horses, as they're wandering aimlessly down the street.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (Jcg9Q)

146 Journo gets socked, and tells his boss. Boss says take one for the team and makes it clear his job depends on it. Mayor gave a stand down order, so Antifa is never arrested. Antifa continues to be violent, and and some point will kill. Even after murdering someone, Journo will report Antifa as the victim, and will continue to say "Antifa means peace," because, in his heart, even though he was attacked, Journo admires Antifa and wishes he could do what they do

Same as it ever was.
Posted by: shibumi

And then bitch about how the peasants believe in the existence of fake news.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 29, 2017 12:01 PM (326rv)

147 107 Had an epiphany during a 'discussion' with the current Liberal Girlfriend...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2017 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

I don't care how hawt she may look now, the leftist "womyn" have to figure out reality for themselves. Maybe you can assist, but I'd find someone else to warm the bed if I were you.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 12:01 PM (ujg0T)

148 121
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (dZ756)

I hope you have a great lawyer and he earns every penny of his fee!

Posted by: Hrothgar

LOL -- I *am* my clients' great lawyer. When I said "I'm suing", I literally meant that I'm the attorney. :->>>

Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (dZ756)

149 140 Watching a news conference out of Houston...

Wouldn't it be better to have a transcription service provide subtitle-like translation for the guy talking instead of the idiot miming the sign language?

What a distraction.

Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (Zs4uk)

If you're deaf and watching TV you have closed captioning turned on. So the only need for sign language is for people in the room.

To make sure they are shown on tv is virtue signaling.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (cAnNx)

150 And you could of knocked me over with a feather reading some of the names on the mug shots. Wait...that's a 'girl'?!

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (Enq6K)

Now, now. Wouldn't you welcome Yesenia Mendez as a daughter-in-law?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (PY9jH)

151 The facial expressions of the sign language guy on the Houston live feed is pretty amusing.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (Jcg9Q)

At one point yesterday it looked like he was doing a double jerking off motion. Maybe the Mandela guy trained him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (493sH)

152 https://twitter.com/KPRCkeithg/status/902377372414038016

Putting myself in risk of Barreled Status posting this maybe-too-long link but this is Texas. Listen to the coinage of a new word and threats to the Studhood of the horse near the end.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (/Kdex)

153 Just wargaming an actual fight between Antifa and MSM

I think Antifa kicks journo ass because of commitment. MSM are reflexively lefty because they're against anything traditional, Dad. But they're not committed *to* something, and Antifa has them completely outflanked on the left.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (gIRsn)

154 Maybe that was some really JIVE sign language...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (8uMxZ)

155 If I have to hear one more asshole here say, "well, if you need gas you better get it now because the prices are going to go up because of hurricane!! Eleventy!!!1!11!"

Same fuckers who wouldn't say shit with gas prices in the $3 - $4 range during Barky's reign.

What the hell? Do they think it's going up $100/gallon? I dunno...it's rubbing me the wrong way. Of course, it doesn't help that I hate 99% of my co-workers.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (vg8iE)

156 Wipe brow in relief.
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at August 29, 2017 11:59 AM (wPiJc)

Wave fart away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (bIwZ6)

157 Circulating the names and photos of the antifags should help a nice social media profile for any prospective employers to find...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

158 >>Somebody is missing 3 horses, as they're wandering aimlessly down the street.

Free Glue!

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (9oWeQ)

159
49.24" over the last 7 days on the Gulf Freeway SE of Webster.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

160
At one point yesterday it looked like he was doing a double jerking off motion. Maybe the Mandela guy trained him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (493sH)

I purposely missed the Mandela funeral because of the JEF. In my mind, I see Sign Language Guy doing that as Barry was blathering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)

161 Gorilla: "I wouldn't fuck Kathy Griffin with that frog I raped to death. It's like a tranny Carrot Top minus the roids."

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 12:04 PM (D7Ygt)

162 Yesenia Mendez
=========

Sounds like some convoluted word for heavy menstruation.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:04 PM (vg8iE)

163 LOL -- I *am* my clients' great lawyer. When I said "I'm suing", I literally meant that I'm the attorney. :->>>

Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (dZ756)

After I hit post, I thought I remembered you were a lawyer. But the sentiment still goes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2017 12:05 PM (gwPgz)

164 Prayers up for the family of the fallen Houston P.D. officer.

When the water recedes, the body count will rise. That's a certainty.

After Ike, they were finding victims in Chambers County, for months and months after the storm.

Most had been swept away, washing up in some of the most remote, semi-swampy cattle pastureland imaginable.

In the Houston area, they'll be finding them as they clear away debris piles, cleaning bayous, towing away flooded cars.

Gonna be a very trying next six months or so here, and that's just the immediate aftermath, let alone any restoration or rebuilding efforts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 12:05 PM (MGCfm)

165 And then bitch about how the peasants believe in the existence of fake news.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 29, 2017 12:01 PM
---

Yes, of course. They get really, really angry when the proles don't Embrace the Narrative.

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:05 PM (aT+Bx)

166 Journo gets socked, and tells his boss. Boss says take one for the team and makes it clear his job depends on it. Mayor gave a stand down order, so Antifa is never arrested.

Why do you need a state legislature to create laws when mayors decide which ones get enforced?

One of these is not needed.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:05 PM (T2Zv1)

167 over at legal insurrection, it was noted that dishonorary Cherokee Warren in an interview said that she doesn't condone violence.

someone needs to press these people on air and on tape to say that the violence must stop. Imagine anyone(R) saying "well, I don't condone racism."

Posted by: mallfly the expert at August 29, 2017 12:06 PM (ILitO)

168 I think Antifa kicks journo ass because of commitment. MSM are reflexively lefty because they're against anything traditional, Dad. But they're not committed *to* something, and Antifa has them completely outflanked on the left.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I think that they do it because they are violent, hate filled, and the journolists are in range. And any type of coverage or footage is likely to expose them thus. They attack them for the same reason that cops like to steal cell phones and invent laws in their minds that they can't be filmed.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 29, 2017 12:06 PM (326rv)

169 Watching a news conference out of Houston...

Wouldn't it be better to have a transcription service provide subtitle-like translation for the guy talking instead of the idiot miming the sign language?

What a distraction.

Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (Zs4uk)

If you're deaf and watching TV you have closed captioning turned on. So the only need for sign language is for people in the room.

To make sure they are shown on tv is virtue signaling.
=========

To be fair, have any of you tried to watch TV with the captions? Just let me say, I feel really badly for deaf people. Half the words aren't there most of the time, or it's just a line of random symbols. It's really fucked up.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:06 PM (vg8iE)

170
49.68" over the last 7 days NW of Baytown.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

171 Fox has brought Hurricane Shep on for their noon newz coverage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)

172 Yesenia Mendez
=========
Sounds like some convoluted word for heavy menstruation.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

******

I note non-ironically that it is also very similar to the formal name of the bacteria that causes plague.

Yersinia pestis

(for real)

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at August 29, 2017 12:07 PM (wPiJc)

173 I then said... 'yeah, but these are the same people who are saying that I can't fly the Confederate battle flag because THEY say it means slavery .... so if they get to choose what I am thinking on that subject... then I get to choose what I think about their Kneeling'....

Make em play by their own damn rules....

Posted by: Don Q.

This is very important. Most of the left's attacks are based on armchair psychology, speculations about what you are thinking. "Hypothetical ad-hominems" is my term. Another example would be calling someone a racist because they criticize and Obama policy. We need to start doing the same thing back at them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 12:07 PM (/qEW2)

174 Chief of Police doesn't know anything about a drowned officer.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 12:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

175 >>Fox has brought Hurricane Shep on for their noon newz coverage.

And like the Hurricane He blows hard.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (9oWeQ)

176 Are the first two really chicks? No wonder they're mad.

Posted by: DanMan at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (0SEK8)

177 /oops. Double jerk-off sign

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (wPiJc)

178 Somebody is missing 3 horses, as they're wandering aimlessly down the street.

+++

WIIILDFIIIIRE!

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (wxI0Z)

179 /heh

Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (wPiJc)

180 77 I have a friend that's a member of the SFPD. She said the majority of domestic abuse calls come from the lesbian community.
Seeing that Dykes On Bikes group I tend to believe her.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (QLnjX)

When oh when will the patriarchy stop oppressing the sisters?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (SRKgf)

181 antifa!
antifa!
antifa!

deport!
deport!
deport!

-with apologies to original jake

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (3myMJ)

182 Yesenia Mendez

=========

Sounds like some convoluted word for heavy menstruation.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:04 PM

She'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Yersinia Pestis at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (p+Wdc)

183 A day without lesbians is the day we get cancelled.

Posted by: The Fosters at August 29, 2017 12:09 PM (O5Q3r)

184
The top row of photos of the Antifa twats are Brittney and Emily? No wonder why they're pissed off, their parents gave those boys girls names....oh...are they girls...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:09 PM (493sH)

185 Why do you need a state legislature to create laws when mayors decide which ones get enforced?

One of these is not needed.
---

1. Anti mask law on books in state
2. Mayor doesn't enforce laws
3. Attend riot, get injured by masked person
4. When recovered, civil lawsuit against city

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:09 PM (aT+Bx)

186 "Circulating the names and photos of the antifags should help a nice
social media profile for any prospective employers to find..."

The infamous Yvette Felarca of the Berkeley school district is quite open and direct about her violent leftist radicalism, and it hasn't ever caused her any difficulty at all in her employment as a public school teacher, near as I can tell.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (ujwCG)

187
Maybe that was some really JIVE sign language...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

Authentic HandJive gibberish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (IqV8l)

188 I keep seeing a lot of pet dogs being rescued, but over the last few days I've only seen one kitty in a carrier.

And prayers please, for a member of our church whose house burned down a couple of weeks ago, with her beloved kitty inside.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)

189 To be fair, have any of you tried to watch TV with the captions? Just let me say, I feel really badly for deaf people. Half the words aren't there most of the time, or it's just a line of random symbols. It's really fucked up.

Some of the best ones are the people typing who don't know the subject. Sports captioning is pretty bad about that.

What's funny is where a cuss word is bleeped out of the audio but shows up on CC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (bIwZ6)

190 125 Had an epiphany during a 'discussion' with the current Liberal Girlfriend...

Nobody is that good in bed.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (Jcg9Q)

Actually... not a girl friend.... more a friend with benefits...

I told her early on there was no future... we were too different... but the Sex IS pretty darn good... LOL...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

191 I'm at 37.5" so far in SW Houston near Braeswood/Fondren.

Posted by: DanMan at August 29, 2017 12:11 PM (0SEK8)

192 Yesenia - palm tree found in the Amazon rain forest. Also the title of a Mexican soap opera about a Gypsy girl who falls in love with a soldier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:11 PM (8uMxZ)

193 "Wouldn't it be better to have a transcription service provide subtitle-like translation for the guy talking instead of the idiot miming the sign language? "

How would you like to have to transcribe Sylvester Turner? Talk about authentic urban gibberish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 12:11 PM (dmAeF)

194 184
The top row of photos of the Antifa twats are Brittney and Emily? No wonder why they're pissed off, their parents gave those boys girls names....oh...are they girls...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:09 PM (493sH)

You know they could be friends of Caitlyn.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 12:11 PM (cAnNx)

195 I think we should mobilize the Roof Korean Militia and the Cajun Navy to rid us of this antifa scum. You know, inclusiveness. Seriously, if every single antifa asshat was instantaneously sucked into a negative energy vortex, who would miss them? I'm sure the mass majority of them live on student loans and In Dad We Trust. IOW, no one would miss them.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (ty7RM)

196 wouldn't a day without lesbians mean no Tammy Bruce..? Ain't sure but I think it is so that she is.

Posted by: mallfly the expert at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (ILitO)

197 "The top row of photos of the Antifa twats are Brittney and Emily?"

I've got a sneaking suspicion that over half of antifa consists of butch girls. They do the light work for the pajama boys.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (3myMJ)

198 "but the Sex IS pretty darn good... LOL..."

Remember the first rule of holes.....
Never put your dick in Crazy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (J+eG2)

199 159
49.24" over the last 7 days on the Gulf Freeway SE of Webster.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

===

That is close to my location. I have measured 44 inches since Friday noon, using a 5 gallon bucket and steel ruler as a makeshift rain gauge on my patio (I empty the bucket when it gets near-full).

I laughed at the 52 inch model prediction when I hear it last Thursday. I stopped laughing Sunday at 3 am as water neared my garage floor-level. No water inside for me so far. I feel incredibly lucky and fortunate.

Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (AMIL/)

200
I keep seeing a lot of pet dogs being rescued, but over the last few days I've only seen one kitty in a carrier.
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Here you go Jane:

http://tinyurl.com/yc2d5aqb
http://tinyurl.com/yakn32ps

It might simply be that rescuing dogs is more photogenic.

And... so very sorry about the member of your church. Heartbreaking.

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (aT+Bx)

201 188 I keep seeing a lot of pet dogs being rescued, but over the last few days I've only seen one kitty in a carrier.

And prayers please, for a member of our church whose house burned down a couple of weeks ago, with her beloved kitty inside.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)

Yesterday I saw some footage of some people with a really huge dog cage that had about 8 cats in it getting them to safety.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (Enq6K)

202 Kathy Griffin -- the name is apt.

Posted by: I had a name, but I forgot at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (g+2j1)

203 Some of the best ones are the people typing who don't know the subject. Sports captioning is pretty bad about that.

I saw Major League subtitled in French. (I guess that dates this story pretty exactly).

The announcer would say "Rodriguez is hitting .238 this year" and the subtitles said "Rodrigues has 238 hits this year".

Then the next guy would be "Miller is batting .312 lifetime", subtitle "Miller has hit 312 times in his life".

And so on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (gIRsn)

204
1. Anti mask law on books in state
2. Mayor doesn't enforce laws
3. Attend riot, get injured by masked person
4. When recovered, civil lawsuit against city
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:09 PM (aT+Bx)

Mayor just says, like in this instance, that he did it for public safety because in his opinion their would have been more violence...

Case dismissed... because you can't sue a Public Official for doing their job, AND, because the Courts have already ruled that it is NOT the Police's duty to protect citizens.

If you cannot sue a Mayor or State for blatantly aiding and abetting illegals to stay (which is a Felony).... do you really think you can sue them for not enforcing a Mask Ban?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (NgKpN)

205 I'm tired of this shit. Send in the National Guard to Berkeley. Give them specific instructions not to initiate violence, but if they are fired upon (with rocks or bullets) they are to return fire.

Posted by: Mike at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (c056A)

206 "She said the majority of domestic abuse calls come from the lesbian community."

A study that will never be made or published: the incidence of domestic violence in same-sex couples.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (dmAeF)

207 I've got a sneaking suspicion that over half of antifa consists of butch girls. They do the light work for the pajama boys.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM

That could explain the "pantyfa" photo from the other day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (p+Wdc)

208 How would you like to have to transcribe Sylvester Turner? Talk about authentic urban gibberish.
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I could translate.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (vg8iE)

209 You know they could be friends of Caitlyn.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 12:11 PM (cAnNx)

Which way are the going boy to girl or vice versa. BTW next to them, Harlan's face looks like it needs a punch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (493sH)

210 Those are some pretty rough lookin people. Would not want to meet up with any of them face-to-face. Not exactly the college student type, more like the mug shot type, which, hey, I guess they are now.

Posted by: Last at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (8HiDF)

211 I'm still laughing over the blind girl and her cat linked in the sidebar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I'll bet some SJW prof could see that and come up with a new theory: sight necessarily causes bigotry. Why all babies should be blinded at birth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (/qEW2)

212
To be fair, have any of you tried to watch TV with the captions? Just let me say, I feel really badly for deaf people. Half the words aren't there most of the time, or it's just a line of random symbols. It's really fucked up.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:06 PM

That's one of the reasons I don't like silent movies. The characters talk for five minutes and a card comes on the screen that says "Hello!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (IqV8l)

213 Nood

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (O5Q3r)

214 Turner's just another ghey mayor. I don't think he's as vindictive as the lesbian was though.

Posted by: DanMan at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (0SEK8)

215 "She said the majority of domestic abuse calls come from the lesbian community."

A study that will never be made or published: the incidence of domestic violence in same-sex couples.
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Stop. We are still trying to figure out why they are fat and alcoholic. We only have so much time/resources.

Posted by: Your Federal Government, Working for YOU at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (vg8iE)

216 Lesbian domestic abuse, I definitely believe.

I would also be curious about the Social Security disability numbers, as a whole heck of a lot of them seem to have chronic illnesses. Either real or imagined.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (xnkrD)

217 I'm tired of this shit. Send in the National Guard to Berkeley. Give them specific instructions not to initiate violence, but if they are fired upon (with rocks or bullets) they are to return fire.
Posted by: Mike

Imagine me firing pepper balls. Go ahead, visit your bunk.

Posted by: A-10 Warthog at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (326rv)

218
Yesterday I saw some footage of some people with a really huge dog cage that had about 8 cats in it getting them to safety.

Oh, those Romneys!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

219 Sorta not off topic - my 17yo "lesbian" daughter is suddenly all giggly and blushing about a boy at school. She wants to ask him to homecoming. Mother nature wins again. Go Team Hetero! But I was right, it's a trendy thing these days, that a lot of kids are "experimenting" with. Only a fraction of them will end up being serious about it.

Posted by: Chris M at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (eAZVt)

220 Actually... not a girl friend.... more a friend with benefits...

I told her early on there was no future... we were too different... but the Sex IS pretty darn good... LOL...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

it's a trap !..no that's not it...She is a tramp ! no...that's not nice...what's the catch ? yep that's it.

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (QC/4S)

221 If you cannot sue a Mayor or State for blatantly aiding and abetting
illegals to stay (which is a Felony).... do you really think you can sue
them for not enforcing a Mask Ban?
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Sigh.

I stand corrected.

There is one other point to be made:

The mayor is elected. If the locals are made aware of anti-mask laws, the mayor doesn't enforce them, and people get hurt, this could be used against the mayor when he's up for re-election. In fact, that's something that could be stated BEFORE the riot takes place.

Yes, it's a long shot, however, I'm not sure many mayors would sacrifice their jobs for Antifa.

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (aT+Bx)

222 219 Sorta not off topic - my 17yo "lesbian" daughter is suddenly all giggly and blushing about a boy at school. She wants to ask him to homecoming. Mother nature wins again. Go Team Hetero! But I was right, it's a trendy thing these days, that a lot of kids are "experimenting" with. Only a fraction of them will end up being serious about it.

Posted by: Chris M at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (eAZVt)

"Everyday would be so great;
I could take you home,
to meet Mom and Dad.
And they'd be so glad;
they won't think their boy's a fag...."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (ujg0T)

223 107 Had an epiphany during a 'discussion' with the current Liberal Girlfriend...

I was saying I'm not watchin the NFL... because of the kneel down crap... and how that makes me feel as a Vet.

She countered with 'but the guys doing is says it does not have anything to do with Vets, or patriotism'...
....
You should have stopped right there, finishing with
"You smell that? Me neither!! Get in the kitchen and fix me a sandwich".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)

224 Bottom left mugshot probably a woman, the rest are beta males, some with tits, some without.

Posted by: Starbanker at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (Jz2tc)

225 The National Guard seems like a drastic choice. But if the local authorities won't enforce the law, what else can you do?

Posted by: Mike at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (c056A)

226 83 Anyone want to stalk these identified AntiFirst Amendment goons?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (ujg0T)

++++

What's the bag limit?

Posted by: cornbred at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (vPveH)

227 225 The National Guard seems like a drastic choice. But if the local authorities won't enforce the law, what else can you do?
Posted by: Mike at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (c056A)

At some point, I suspect the local citizens will shoot them.

And at that point, the Fellow Travelers in the media will bleed theitr hearts for the gunned down goons.

It will be a test to see how much the media is disregarded at that point.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (ujg0T)

228 Interesting how Antifa is dominated by white males. If we took these mugs and labeled them KKK/white supremacists, most would buy it. Then the big reveal.

Posted by: IanDeal at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (qcIL3)

229 77 I have a friend that's a member of the SFPD. She said the majority of domestic abuse calls come from the lesbian community.
Seeing that Dykes On Bikes group I tend to believe her.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (QLnjX)

I seem to recall an article referenced here at the HQ that the domestic violence rate is something like 4 times that of heterosexual couples.

In debates, sometimes there is no time to get all your points in, but I wish I'd had time to drop this fact when my debate opponent (sweet but looney family member) said gay marriage was good because straights have done such a poor job maybe the gays could show us how it's done.

Posted by: Emmie at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (ZapPq)

230 Ana Navarro always looks like she's smelled a fart or just sat down on one of those Vietnamese centipedes.

Ugly woman inside as well as out.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (mcI77)

231 Let us defund UC Berkeley. It would be much easier to deprogram a neo-nazi than a leftist.

I am still surprised that there is a "Free Speech" right wing or otherwise in Berkley. I figure we will be the one starting reeducation camp, maybe Idaho in December. I wonder when these dog and pony show will come down south? I sure hope those rent a tugs will enjoy meeting "Real White Supremacist" in the CA penal system.

Posted by: Paladin at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (DPvCq)

232 183 A day without lesbians is the day we get cancelled.

Tell it sister!

Posted by: WNBA at August 29, 2017 01:40 PM (iEoIm)

233 Harlan Pankau is a member of The Proud Boys and was there to fight Antifa.

Posted by: gb at August 29, 2017 02:16 PM (MMg5A)

234 Why has no one reported on all the BLM & Antifa volunteers going to Houston to help and sending relief supplies?

Posted by: Lester at August 29, 2017 07:08 PM (QWoBE)

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